The Snark Tank - #43: Amos Yeeted Into Prison

Episode Date: October 22, 2020

Amos Yee got yeeted into JAIL TIME! Is Mario Judas just a Tom Sweeny clone? How has Chris never seen Edward Scissorhands? Is Tim Allen worse than Jeff Dunham? Is it worse to be super well endowed or having a teeny weeny? What songs always make us cry? Was James and the Giant Peach a real movie? Do attractive people go viral for any other reason that being attractive? Our experiences with public nudity and MORE!  Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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Was it the guy that fucking kid that looks like me? They wouldn't keep saying it looks like me and it doesn't look anything like me He's making me really mad. People are so fucking racist. Guys, no, it... You, I don't look like him. Chris, you've known me for like 15 years, dude.

Which is why this comparison holds so much weight. I hate you. I'm getting mad, bro. Let's hear what you're going to say. Hold on. What's his name? We should fill the audience in what we're talking about immediately right now. I think the guy's name is Mario Rashad, I think.

Mario Judah. Mario Judah. Mario Judah. Mario Judah. he's fucking like he's the cross between Mario Bros and Judas Priest That's what he's going for No I hate that nigga dog

I can say it I hate him I hate it People keep saying he looks like me And it makes me angry Like I'm happy He's following his dream dude Like I'm happy like

You know like he's definitely like He's definitely like a black kid That was around and not many other black kids growing up Well he's like what He's like what people kind of They try somebody tagging me in his music like a couple of weeks ago. And they assume like that's, oh, that's me.

Like, oh, that's, that's your people. That's what that's, I was like, no. Like, dude, I just, I dabble in a little bit of everything. But I've never got into the culture of being like, I'm misunderstood and I'm going to make weird shit, you know, like I'm going to, I'm going to be, you know, I'm going to be weird for the sake of being weird because I'm, I don't fit in and shit like that. I'm like, no, I, I fit in pretty well. I played football.

fucked a lot of bitches, you know, like, it was, it was, yeah, I just be like, I don't know, I think, go ahead. I think that's what the world thinks of black people that are well spoken. We're just that. We're just that. If we don't fucking talk like, yo, my nigga was pop and say, yo, I was dead ass on a black. If we don't talk like that, we're that. Are we still talking about this Disney villain? Yeah

Super Mario Judas Priest Yeah Oh my God He looks like He looks like somebody should have been An Empress and a frog Look I'm just gonna say

Like I don't Before we get Too confused I don't think he looks Like you But I think there is a vibe I do not

Give off that kind of vibe You totally give off that vibe What a fucking Manic Like, hey, stay away from me. I'm angry. I'm confused vibe. Don't you run from me,

Lil Edward, dude. That's totally, that's something you would say, absolutely. That's not something I would say out loud. That's something you would say in your heart, and it would manifest, like, in your sleep. You would say it out loud in your sleep. It would manifest in my heart. See, I get it now. I kind of get it a little bit like that.

I hate you both. Hey, hey, hey, I'm just saying he does look like the type of dude that chance hate before he goes to sleep. He looks like someone that actually does it, bro. I look like someone that's, I'm a meme. He looks like the meme of what I say. Like, he looks like the shit I say. He's the shit I say in person.

What if he's a huge fan of you and his persona? Oh, man. If he's a huge fan of me and I'm shane on him like this, I'd feel so bad. I'd be like, honestly, little man, you deserve, you deserve better role models than me. I'm sorry. I need to be better for you. I mean, you can shit on your fans, it's fine. If they're acting up, you got to fucking, you gotta put a place.

If they're real, like, genuine, like, oh, I really look up to you, like a role model to me. And I'm shitting on them. I'm a bad person, bro. Not necessarily, because I don't think so at all. What if he's all fucked up? Like, what if he, like, fucking, like, molest people or something? And then he's like, I'm a big fan, sweetie. Like, you see, that's context.

I don't got time for that. Look, if he, if he, if he, I just don't got time. Let's just move on. I don't have time for context. I don't got time for this. That is great. No, no, no. That's not what you said.

I don't have time for this. I said, that's context. I don't have time for this. Okay, Chris, don't lawyer me again. I don't have time for that, which is this conversation, all right? Let's take a step back and let's move on. All right. We're in a roadblock.

Let's back up. Look, look, look, look, man. All I'm saying is, all I'm saying is like, if, if, if. That guy is definitely all of the things you've said publicly put into a fictional person. Yeah. Like, without a doubt, that is, that is you. And if you don't know what we're, if you don't know exactly what we're talking about, uh, uh, just Google it. Just what's his name?

Like little, what is his name? Little priest. I forget what his fucking name is. Little Judas. Mario Judas. Mario Judas. And look up, uh, it's, it's going viral. It was like this, was it this, this, this.

dude wraps like a Disney villain and I fucking, dude, the second I saw it, I thought of you, like, really? Like, really? Emmett said he rapped in Times New Roman, bro. I couldn't fucking believe it. I was crying. I was crying, dude.

2.8 million. Dude, he almost has 3 million views. It's popping. It's popping off. That's good. There is no veteran. I will kill your son.

Dude, it's so edgy, I love it, but it's so shitty, too. It's like, I don't think his voice is that bad, though, TBA. I just don't like what he's saying. I mean, it's definitely, like, produced, obviously. So, like, you know, it's obviously going to sound good. Yeah, he's clearly got, like, some kind of budget going on. I mean, you don't even need a budget, man. You can, you can put, like, the amount of free plugins that are available,

and then you can just use freeware, like, audacity, and then just throw on some auto tune, uh, you're good to go, man. Like, I, you're good to go. this isn't like create. I mean, I guess the camera work's pretty decent. I mean, yeah, like the camera work and the music video is pretty decent. It's a pretty well-constructed video despite the fact that it doesn't really make a whole lot of sense. Yeah.

I don't know what the hell he's doing. There's that scene of him like claw, like his nails dragging across the wall. His fucking chunky ass hands got like a fucking cat's paw gets a wall. It's very funny. I don't know what the intention is. I don't know what the intention is for that, for that. video. I don't know if it's like it seems like it's supposed to be a joke, but...

It's expression, bro. You wouldn't get it, Chris. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know how to express. Really at all. You wouldn't get it, Chris. You wouldn't get it. Go fucking, go fucking French kiss a fucking guitar. Loser. Fuck you. I mean, that's cool. Do you think... Whatever you're into, right?

Do you think, uh, do you think this would have blown up if he was like in shape and good looking? Like, say, no, no. Yeah, probably. Probably. I don't think so. I don't think so at all. I think the fact that he looks extremely atypical is like a huge Yeah It's a huge thing

A buff Yeah it's definitely a buff It's like anytime you see It's kind of the same thing with anything really like imagine the Star Wars kid doing that star Wars video but he's like skinny Oh yeah Like it's not really Like that's not nearly as funny

Like it's just not like you've seen you've probably seen that video in real life probably a million times. But like the fact that he's just this like chunky kid in his like high school's like AV club room doing it is the thing that made that like a huge thing. And like I don't know, any number of, any number of strange looking people doing strange shit on the internet is always is always going to be buffed by the fact that they look strange. A beautiful person can't go viral. Like it's just not going to happen. I don't think that's true. I don't. I genuinely do. exceptionally beautiful people can go viral.

Vivalable. Only on TikTok. Only on TikTok. That's the thing, but like they're, they're not, I don't know, like, they're usually viral only because they're beautiful. You know what I mean?

It's never like, here's this beautiful person doing this insane, wacky thing. It's usually just, oh, this person's hot. Yeah, that's very true. Like, I don't have, like, like, I don't know, there's plenty of like, like,

uh, e people, you know, who are just kind of chilling because they did like a TikTok dance. And it's like, you know, you know, cool, good for them, you know, but, you know, I can't think of really anything that they did. You know, like outside. TikTok, TikTok is confusing to me only because it feels like it's exactly the same thing as musically, which it is. Yeah, yeah. But like, for some reason, people like it now.

That's funny to do. It's wild. It's genius marketing where it's like, oh, this shit sucks. Let's just repackage it and then give it back to them. and they're going to love it. That just shows you how stupid people are. Yeah, why did, like, it's so interesting. That proves a whole lot about, like, marketing and the fact that, like, even just the name of something will just completely make a break, like, a thing.

Oh, that's true. Think of, what was that, what was that thing called Quibi or something? Quibi. Like, what a stupid fucking, what a stupid concept, but even more so, what a stupid name? Like that, what is that? Yeah, but I bet, I bet, though. I bet that that concept, as stupid as it is, probably would have exploded under the right circumstances if it had a better name. True.

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I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan.

America's Large Injury Law from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. True, true. And they thought that things would be much more well received since the pandemic. But it's like, no, people have time to binge it. And they don't give a fuck about 10 minute videos or whatever. And so it was just like horrible timing too.

And quibby or quebe. What does that mean? It sounds like something like gross and squishy. It doesn't sound like, oh yeah, like Netflix, I get it. Internet flicks. I get what the thing is. I don't know what a Hulu is. What is that works?

Quibi is like this phone-centric media app. It's like Netflix, but for your phone, basically. And I mean that, like, in the sense that they make vertical, they make vertical programming. And they have, like, a bunch of these actors. Like, they pay a lot of, like, good actors to be in their shit. And, you know, there's like, I, I, I, I, do you know what the naming convention of it actually is?

No. Is it sun stupid? It's called, it's like called quibby because it's meant for quick, bite-sized videos or bite-sized shows. Oh. Oh. So it's like, quick bite, quibby. And like, they thought that that was like a great thing. They thought that that was a great concept and name.

God help anybody who invested in that. You know, like, I just don't even understand how you could have been. how you possibly could have been convinced. It's such a terrible name. It's so stupid. I feel, it feels even dumber knowing what it is. I'm like,

okay, I get it, but marketing 101, come on, you could have called it anything. They could have just called it fuck. And it would have been better. It would have been better.

You know, it definitely would have been better. But, yo, they have so many, they have that, they had that Kevin Hart movie. They had like,

Oh my God, who else do they have? They had so many, like, big, I think they have, like, a reality show with Idris Elba and, like, what the fuck? I don't understand. Yeah, like, I just, I don't understand. How do they pay him? Idris Elba?

He's fucking fucking, fake investor money. They, and they, like, raised, like. They, like, raised, like, a billion dude to, like launch that shit or something. It was something ridiculous. They had, like, about, like, a billion dollars backing them or something, and then they got a bunch of shit, and it failed miserably. Dude, Reno 911 I was just about to say that

Is on it I was just about to say that Reno 911 is on it They acquired Reno 911 And I think they're making new Reno 911s for it They are They are

So it's not like this Nothing thing But like no one gives a shit about it Because why would you Big fact You know There's already so much There's I'm gonna be real here

There's already too many streaming services I think the second The second That I saw Disney Plus exists I was like, this is fucking absurd. Like, this is getting, like,

there's nothing on Disney Plus, virtually fucking nothing. If you have... Oh, there's a ton of something. Disney Plus. I disagree. Oh, yeah, what's there? The X-Men animated series. Fucking all the Star Wars movies.

Every fucking Disney movie, all the Disney Pixar movies, all the Marvel movies, all the X-Men movies. Those are a lot of things. It's a lot of stuff. Do you understand how limited... Do you understand how limited

that reaches? Do you understand? It's limited reach, very true, but it's a lot of fan-favoreded things. That's the thing. It's a lot of fan-favored things. It may be a limited sphere, but that sphere happens to be such a huge part of the media market, dog. It is. That's why it's doing so good. I agree.

I was like, oh, that's kind of silly. Then I got it. And I was like, wow, I can watch the 90 Spider-Man cartoon and X-Men, then X-Men number one, then number two, the number three, the last end. Oh, why don't I go on a Marvel movie binge? Who the fuck is going on Marvel movie binges post-2020? Who the fuck is doing that? Probably, but I haven't seen it yet. Even though I don't, I don't think it's many that haven't seen it yet. People can go on there and just watch

it again. What kind of Chris Watts, Jeffrey Dahmer type sociopath is watching fucking, dude, people are doing it, man. Chris Watts. People aren't doing that, man. Chris, people are doing it. You're just not doing that. You and I aren't doing it. You and I aren't doing that. Then it's Halloween town and all the fucking Halloween movies that are on that fucking Disney Plus right now too. Fucking, uh, Jack Skellington featuring the fucking the nightmare brigade. I forgot what the name of the movie is. Jack Skellington and the nightmare brigade. That's a great film. That's my favorite Tim Burton movies. Jack Skellington of the Nightmare Brigade.

That is so fucking disrespectful. You know our roommate? Our roommate. Our roommate. It is, it is, it is 20-20. One of our roommates in LA. It's 27 years old. 27 years old still hasn't seen the nightmare before Christmas. I don't understand how that's even possible. Are they actively avoiding it? I feel like they have to be.

They have to be, right? There's no excuse otherwise. Because otherwise there's some like bin Laden type shit going on where it's like, you know, there's like, oh, if I see if I watch this movie, it'll trigger the CIA or whatever. Like, there's no reason why you wouldn't have seen that movie. Yeah, it's definitely... It's... Yeah. It's definitely some contrarian bullshit.

I have a friend that I grew up with who hasn't seen any of any Star Wars flicks yet. He's just like, oh, I'm uninterested. Like, yeah, I'm sure. Yeah, I'm sure it's just because you're uninterested and not like it. It's almost impossible to not see something at certain at any point. So we must have just walked out of the fucking room or anything. Well, I went until, like, 2017 without having seen really... a single Star Wars movie.

That's insane to me. That's actually madness to me. How does one get away with that? You know, like, say, do you know, do you know what it was? What? It was the fact that I had seen so much of Star Wars in other popular culture that, like, every time I was told to just watch the movie, I would try and then I would realize that I know everything that happens.

And like, there was no, there was like no mystery at all. Like, I knew, I knew about the I'm your father. I knew about all that, like the fucking Star Wars gangster rap that went viral in like 2005 or whatever the fuck. Like I had seen that. I'd seen all the fucking family guy episodes. I had seen like all this, this popular like franchise just parodied to death to the point where like the movies had nothing left to give me. That I was just like I don't care to watch these because I feel like I've seen them already. And then I watched them.

I watched them in 2017 and I was kind of right. Like, I totally, like, I totally understood everything about those movies, having just seen the references. Yeah, and everything actually. But they've been referenced, the thing is that they've, everything about that is so reference so bold that you can reference the entire series and just different parts. And it's like, yeah, I agree. Actually, I understand. I think it's dumb that you haven't seen them. But, like, at the same time, like, the fact you haven't isn't like an almighty sin because of that truth.

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From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. it's still like a hipstery thing because people like avoiding these massive cultural events like like uh what was a game of thrones was it is another example of people that are like just hard I mean it's a lot easier to avoid it since it is under like it's behind a paywall or you just download it or whatever your poison is um but there's so many people that would critically acclaim it and it's like I just don't care I just don't you know I don't like dragons and I'm just like well

I mean, it's not just about dragons. What are you talking about, Lord of the Rings? No, no, no. I said, you just knocked the name out of my head. I just said it. Game of Thrones. Game of Thrones. You mean, Smok?

I actually, I actually straight up never, I still haven't seen a single episode. I think that's not actually that's a lie. I saw like I went to that Game of Thrones party that we all had at our friend Paul's house. It was like the last season. And I just, yeah, no, it wasn't the last episode. It wasn't the last episode. No, no, it was like the first episode of last season. Yeah, I was there with you.

And, like, I was just there because, like, all my friends were there. And I was like, I guess I'll go. And I just saw the first episode of the last season. And I don't know, like, everybody seemed so disappointed with it that I was like, oh, man, I'm kind of glad I didn't really get into this. It is good. But, uh, it is good. It's a good series for a while. And then it's like, it has the old series Idis where it just like, oh, man.

That's kind of a problem, though. anymore. That's kind of the problem with television series for me though. Like if they get bad, then it's almost like not worth having seen it. Because like it's the whole, when I think of like breaking bad or something, like a show that ended like exactly when it needed to end. Like I think it's like that's such a great show because it's not, it can't get worse. Like it's just not going to be worse than it is. And it's always like in tip top fucking shape. But like if I'm supposed to like watch this drama series about like a bunch of characters that I'm supposed to care for and like give a shit about and like invest myself in

and then I just know it's gonna end in a poorly written like rushed finale like there's almost no point in even getting to know those characters at all for me it's the idea of understanding what happens because like I understand like some characters

are like pretty bad like some things end off not great but seeing because like even like this think of it Star Wars in Star Wars Anakin is a pussy in like the first two movies

and then he's just a whining bitch at the third one but in Clone War you see where he gets from point A to point B. So it fills in the blanks for me. It's like, oh, I understand where he gets to this point. You know, because we all see like John Snow or like DeNaris going crazy. I went like, oh, that was so stupid. That this is Dragon Ladies burned down its whole village, right?

But there's a context of like, why? Like, why does she do that? And then I go back and I'm like, oh, because this happens. And though I have my, though me and Derek stand on different sides of the whole Game of Thrones things, you both agree that it was rushed to fucking death. Yeah. It didn't have to be, but it was.

And then it was a massive disappointment to even, like, even seeing the fucking, the, seeing the, the actors. And they were so fucking bummed out. They're like, God damn. Literally. I firmly believe that show needed one more season. They should have had a whole season dealing with the White Walkers. And then it should have went towards King Landing at that moment. King Landing.

Yeah. That would have been fine. Imagine having a fucking, imagine having a show that literally, fucking the ice and fire you know when you have that's like the biggest thing that's going to be the biggest fucking thing not the war for the fucking kingdoms but hey we're all

going to die if we don't defeat these motherfuckers and then in one episode they do it it's so crazy that's like yo and then there was this so the Chris the biggest thing was there was this there's so there is this one like moderate size kingdom against literally an army

of the dead from behind a wall full of like magic and ice, like that, right? And every main character doesn't die for some reason. Maybe two of them die. And they're fighting hordes of zombies. So it's like, how the fuck are these people surviving? There should have been no fight. There should have been the zombies came, flooded over the walls and World Wars East shit,

and then this took people apart. But pretty much every main character survived. And everyone was fighting off these zombies that literally the best fighting characters We're like, yo, I don't want to deal with that. Yeah, it's, it's, it's one of the, it's hard to avoid how glaringly stupid that was. And that it's just like kill. They've like, like, say everybody that's a fan of Game of Thrones knows about the Red Wedding. It's like, that was a huge event.

And people, very important people died. And it's like, you couldn't do that at that part where it's like, hey, we're at the end. We're at the end. You can kill something. people now. It's okay. It makes sense. But they're just like, oh, miraculously, anyone who matters is fucking still standing.

So, Jora and T. and the On the line. That's it. So, so, so, so what I'm getting from this is that Jack Skellington's not involved at all. Not even slightly. He wasn't there, unfortunately. They couldn't. They were

supposed to put him in season. They were supposed to put him in season eight. George R. Martin was so fucking pissed. He's like, hey, what are you guys doing? I had an entire art for Jack Skellington. Dude, come on, man. This will be the Disney collaboration. You know how much money I was going to get?

It's like, fucking, it's like James and the Giant Peach where, like, Jack Skellington's just chilling on that pirate ship for no reason. Dog, he's actually there. I saw that shit again in a fucking, it literally felt like I was flashbang. When I saw that, I was like, what the fuck? I had no idea. I haven't seen that movie since I was like 10. Yeah, no, they used the same.

like a puppet or figurine or whatever the hell in uh in James of the Giant Peach for like the the pirate king in this like uh sunken pirate ship at the bottom of the ocean uh in that scene that everybody remembers from James and the Giant Beach. Right. Yep. Yeah, but like they just they just use Jack Skellington's like puppet and like his figure model entirely and it's just put different clothes on him. That's it actually. James and the Nine Peach is one of the

I'm sure I've said this before but like it's it is really one of those movies that like I I thought was just in my head for a really long time. Because it just didn't feel real. Because I was like... What? There's no way there's like a movie where like some kid rides a giant fucking peach to New York

and he meets Jack Skellington in an underwater pirate ship and there's like sexual tension with like this spider. Like there's no way that's real. Like I thought like for the longest time that that was just, just in my stupid head, but it was like, it was just fucking real. It just exists.

Dude, I, like, it's a real fucking movie. I have a movie like that, dude, that I haven't looked it up yet to this day, and I probably saw it. I was at my grandma's house, and I don't know if it was a horror film or a thriller, or I'm not even sure. I remember one scene from it, like, some dude is being held captive. It looks like they're inside a, gym, like a gymnasium or a multi-purpose room or something. And there's some guy that he's like painted, you know, like he's like naked. He almost looks like he's naked or something. I can't remember.

My memory's a little fuzzy. But there's like a flag and there's like lights on him. And it's like they're doing this weird presentation thing. And then they like get some garden shears and cut some dude's dick off that they were holding captive. And I was like, did I imagine that? Was that a real thing that happened? because I've never stumbled upon it again

and I haven't seen anything else even remotely that would be resembled that like oh that seems familiar it might be from there and I've just been too fucking lazy to look it up because well it only pops in my head like you know every few years I'm like oh yeah was that a thing and I'm wondering if if anybody that's listening to this has any slight like clue of what the fuck I'm talking about you know and at this point I may have to actually look

it up now to see if it's even fucking real. Yeah, that doesn't even sound... That sounds insane to me. Like, that sounds like a fucking trip. But dude, if I imagine that when I was a kid, like, Jesus Christ, what the fuck's wrong with me? You're smart. You're enhanced. Definitely. I wouldn't say I'm enhanced. Like, getting some dude, some dude's getting his dick

chopped off. Like, that's... What's the opposite of enhanced? Dehanced? Enhanced is decreased. Decrease? What? DePaul? Because there's... Decrease. No, there's... It must be... It must be de-hance. no.

Opposite of Enhance. I'm looking up right now. So stupid. Unhance. Wait. Unhance actually sounds kind of better. There's no way there's an opposite with the same hands. There's no hands.

There's no hands in the opposite of... Did you look it up? Opposite of Enhance? It probably is like decrease or something. It's diminished. That makes sense. Diminish. I prefer...

I prefer Dehance personally. Dehance him. No! No! You think there's any, like, dudes with, like, massive dongs that take deans pills? Like, oh, man. Oh, yeah. Just to...

Imagine taking penis minimizing pills. That's honestly, a fucking problem for people. You got a fucking clown dick. You got a fuck. Your dick is like a clown's foot, bro. I was actually just... I just got turned on to a podcast that's been on... I mean, they've been around for, like, a long-ass time.

But I never... I never listened to them until recently called Cumbtown. And I just kind of like I saw the name. Jesus Christ. I saw the name. I was like, oh, Comtown. But I never listened to them. They're like these comedians from New York.

And they actually dabble in a lot of the subjects that, like, our channels we would talk about. So they're like usually riffing on politics. But it's just the most immature shit ever. And I actually really like it. This guy, Nick Mullen. or something. He does, I usually hate Trump impressions because, you know, usually people are trying.

And then it's either too shitty or it's too on point. It's not really that funny because I'm like, your substance is shit. But this guy does it on point, but he's also really funny. And I was like, I actually, it hooked me essentially. But they were recently talking about R slash like, fuck, small dicks or something. I forgot what the subreddit is. But they said that people with big dicks would come on to them. onto their subreddit and kind of tell them like, hey, grass is greener on the other side, bro, like, my dick's too big.

Like, it hurts women and all this shit. And then they're all, like, it was like a huge thing around like, dude, how imagine telling us somebody with a small, with a micro penis that like, hey, dude, my fucking massive piece, you know, it ain't, it ain't really, it ain't that big of a deal, dude. It ain't all bubblegums and rainbows over here, right? I broke my wife. That's such a sad thing to do. I'm like, bro. I mean, definitely having a clown, definitely having like a fucking like a Arizona-like dick

is just as bad as having a micro penis, you know? Sure. If you can't do that one with your fucking that. No, it isn't. No, it isn't. It's not just this bad. Are you kidding? Chris, Chris, no one is fucking a dick that big.

Well, that is insane. Chris, an Arizona bottle. You know an Arizona bottle looks like? An Arizona bottle is not that big. Chris. Chris. Chris. It's only a little bit bigger than your piece, right?

It's only slightly. It's bigger than me, not by a huge number, but it's bigger. All right? Listen, listen, listen. All I'm saying is I think, because you don't have to like, Chris, I don't think you ought to say that's a whole car. No, no, I specifically do. I was addicted to that stuff for so long.

But I, look, I just think it's way, it's so clear what the worst thing is. You know, it's so obvious. They're both bad and not necessarily ideal, but like, you cannot go up to somebody whose piece is completely, like, not even noted, like you can't see it. It's like a nipple. It looks like a nipple, bro. It's hilarious. Yo, it's so fucking tiny.

It looks like a fucking skin tag. You can't, you can't go up to that person and say, hey, man, you know. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, get a low mileage lease on the 26th. Ram, 1,500 Big Horn crew cab, 4 by 4 for 369 a month, for 39 months, with 4,099 due at signing. Tax, title, license extra, no security deposit required. Call 1-877 RAM, 5722 for lease details. requires dealer contribution and lease through Stalantis Financial.

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan & Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

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Visit 4thepieble.com for an office near you. I got a problem, too, because I have to, like, not go in all the way. It's like, what? Big deal. Like, what are you talking about? Look, look, even though you're told not going away, you're compelled to go in all the way. And they all are compelled. They all learn the hard way like, hey, I probably shouldn't put this much meat inside someone.

But they try it. And then next thing you know, the woman they're with is in a hospital. And he's like, this is all my fault. I'm a killer. I'm a monster. She can't have children anymore. That's still, I go on and broke her. That's still not as bad.

I don't know, man. I guess it depends on how small the piece is in contrast to how big the other one is, too. like say uh like probably under under under under under four inches versus like uh uh what like over 10 yeah over 10 yeah over 10 would probably be like absolute overkill um and then i guess the thing that's much worse though is the fucking girth that's the shit that'll fucking like you know that's what i'm saying like an arizona bottle yeah like well that's okay well all right all right that's a completely different conversation that you say that's i'm talking about I literally kept saying like an Arizona bottle.

That's something to school you up, bro. Let me ask you this. I just forgot about this. My friend asked me this at high school. He's like, man, would you rather have a fucking 10-inch dick that is like fucking, like, that is a pencil like in circumference? Or would you have like a fucking like 10 inches in circumference, but it's like a fucking and then it's disgusting

he's like a pizza it's like a fucking pizza dude it looks like a salami it looks like a salami those are both so useless

those are just I would have the little stubby one have the stubby wide one you gotta like rub it you gotta fucking rub it like a fucking crystal ball to get off like you're making pot like you're making one of those

fucking jars in a pottery class? Like you're making a Rasenga in Naruto. You got to fucking rub all around. I can't believe you just made a fucking Naruto reference in the same conversation as this. That's so disgusting. It's not, bro.

That's only that I know how to rub like that. You rub a fucking... fucking repugnant. I don't even know what you're talking about, man. You knew it was a Naruto reference, bitch. So there you go. That's interesting, actually.

Whatever. Whatever. I wonder how I could have possibly known that. Whatever. Have you seen an episode of Naruto? Have you ever seen an episode of that show? No, I know. Chris knows all the hand signs, though.

That's not true. He does, dude. He keeps saying he doesn't, and he does them. And I'm like, Chris, you know all the hands signs. I even know all the hands signs. I don't know that. I only know season one Saske's fucking fireball juice.

That's all I know. He's fucking lying, dude. I promise. Guys, audience, audience, audience. He's a fucking liar. Audience, listen to me. I fucking promise you. I don't know all of the hand signs.

You know, I fucking promise you. Chris, you know every last one. You could do the Lightning Blade. You could do the Shadori. You could do the fucking... He knows all the hand signs for the Shadow Clone Tutsu.

No, I don't. Shut up, man. You're just dropping his names and it's making me angry. If I don't know what this is. If any of you can... If anybody listening to this can prove that, I will suck all your dicks. gleefully.

That's how confident I am that there's no fucking way that anybody can possibly poop. I'm gonna buy you some fucking lip balm right now, bitch. We're gonna make this shit happen. Derry's gonna show up with some fucking birds and bees, fucking coconut, fucking pineapple, and be like, well, well, well, Chris. Well, looks like someone's gonna be needing some aqua for. Look, I think, what we're even saying?

I hope you can hold your bruce. breath because you're about to be real busy for a little while. You ever go scuba diving on dry land? I hope you can hold your breath because you're about to go under, bro. Yo, we got to, what were you even saying? I forget how we even got here. I don't know, man. We were talking about the guy that can rub his dick.

He had the fucking wide dick and the guy with a really thin long dick. So like it's thin and long like a like a slim gym. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's so unsettling. But it's also like, that's so creepy that it's funny. But the other thing is like... Just fucking disgusting. The other thing is frightening.

Like, seeing that you freak me out. Your dick is the equivalent of a no... Like, you have a dwarf dick. Your dick is short and wide, Roche. You can probably balance on your dick. You can probably laying in your stomach and balance on your dick like those fucking, like those weird. fucking like, those things you have

at the gyms that are like the fucking round, like, the fucking round, like, a little padge the flat tops. You practice your balance. You, like, catch the medicine. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know exactly what you're talking about. All right. We're talking too much about this. Let's move out. Let's find something. Come on, bro.

What? You don't want to talk about Amos Ye? Oh, yeah. I forgot about that fucking piece of shit. Amos Ye. Do you want to explain that? Do you remember this, Derek? Do you remember this dude? I remember him. So, okay,

Amos Yi, is it Singapore? I can't remember which country. Yeah, it was something like that. He was this kid who, oh man, maybe it wasn't Singapore, it was something. It was something. You don't inform anybody on this show. Maybe it was Indonesia.

I don't want to fuck it up. Whatever. Whatever. He was from somewhere. Southeast country. Yeah, but what did he? He got in trouble for like disgracing a Quran.

So, yeah. That's what happened, right? He was an atheist and was just basically speaking out against, you know, uh, Islam and you can't do that shit over there. It's just people kind of forget that, uh, Southeast Asia is pretty much just as bad as the Middle East when it comes to not, you know, like Islamic states. And he was talking some shit and he was getting arrested. And then the U.S. gave him asylum eventually so he can like avoid probably have being

stoned to death or some shit. And, uh, it wasn't until he made it over here in the U.S. was when he was being very... Right now with Ram Trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, get a low-mileage lease on the 26. Ram,500 Big Horn crew cab, 4x4 for $369 a month, for 39 months, with $4,099 due at signing.

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, someone. We're north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

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Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Inappropriate by defending, what do you call it, like, child porn? I think that was the first thing. Oh, my God. I think that was the first thing. He was trying to, like, make a case. Yeah, he was trying to say that kids could consent or whatever.

That's what it was. Yeah, I was. Yeah, I was, yeah, I fucked up. Yeah. He said what? That's right. It was way worse than what I was. It was way worse than what I was saying that. Yeah, yeah, it was way worse. So like, so obviously, like, most people were like, yo, this dude, you fuck this guy. Like, everybody was on his side because, like, obviously, like, getting like, arrested for, like, criticizing a religion is, like, totally

fucked, you know? Like, that's, that's really shitty. And everybody defended him rightfully, I think. But then, like, he started saying that, everybody was like, yo, lo, what? Go away. Nobody wanted anything to do with him. And, like, some people, uh, Sagon was one of them where he's like, he's just trolling, guys.

He's just trolling. Oh, he's just trolling. Like, who the fuck? And he's just trolling? And he's just aiming. saying the kids Savorot Kikin' Say,

ain't nothing wrong Stop Dude, ain't got a with that, mate ain't what they want to rub

the little kitties a little bit Go on then roll that mate So you mean So what if he wants The age of consent To be eight years old

So what, What are you mean Six years old's Not what going on In danger Yeah I'm so sorry Anybody who's like

British It's so not. Fuck, British people. I'm kidding. You fucking losers. You fucking lost. You lost the fucking war. Just the fuck up.

Guys, we have a business. We have our business. Speak America, bro. Speak America. Yeah, all this fucking fancy pishposh. Oh, oh, I'm so fancy. Oh, like, what the fuck is that shit? Even you stalking me, bro.

I'm here smoking my, I'm here smoking my city. You know, all here on my blokes. Like, shut up. Shut up. Oh, my God. Stop playing with me. Speak like me. Every, every single podcast I'm on devolves into hate for the Europeans.

Every single. Yo, Colin and I. You incited, bro. It's not me. Colin started it on Secret Service. He just makes fun of Europeans all the time. But the, his, no. His blood is American.

It's warm like fucking apple pie. And we appreciate that. Oh, my God. It's, it's a thing. We appreciate you, Colin. are contritees. Anyway, this dude, he just got, he just recently got busted. Not Sargon, by the way.

We're talking about AVOC. We're talking about AVOC now, this dude that we were talking about before. He got busted in the last couple days for possession of, you know, some inappropriate video materials involving, you know, some might say minors, some might say, some might say, some might say chilling, uh, whatever your verbiage is, uh, he had it. So like, uh, he's, he's officially just totally busted, which is nice, because like, I remember like early on being like, man, this guy's very clearly gonna get into some shit. pretty damn quick, I think.

So, I don't know. If I remember correctly, if I remember correctly, his position that he was taking, it was not for him, allegedly, that's how it was. That's how it came on, right? Like, that's how it came off at first. So it wasn't his child porn? He was just trying to, well, what, no, well, first, like, when he was advocating, what was it? It was the, oh, yeah, kids can consent. from what I remember that it was that and why some people for what thought that he was

possibly trolling because I think it was like trying to just defend just take that position of because I don't it at least to me it didn't sound like he was saying that like this is what I want right like straight up up front because I think that's how some people could possibly think he was trolling because he wasn't just outright saying that oh I want to bang kids and they can consent, what up? I don't think that was what he was saying up front, but anyone, obviously, anyone that's even defending that, just like thinking like, well, objectively, I think this,

even though that's not my lane. I'm like, yeah, okay. It's a weird, it's a weird, it's weird to join a baseball team, you know, if you don't like playing baseball. Yeah, yeah, you know, it's weird. it's very strange to just sort of put yourself in a situation where you're like

hey yeah I'm going to go ahead and put myself in a situation where I'm going to defend this heinous thing that I don't you know I don't want but like I mean some people might that's not that crazy I don't even know I don't want it

what could possibly and I don't remember anything clearly I thought it was about like child porn or something like what could he possibly say what the hell did he even say that would be like here's my argument of why kids can consent like I don't I don't remember I just don't remember even entertaining the video that he made because I clearly it's just such an absurd but I remember I remember he he made a video uh about shoe on head because he was like shoe on

heads too mean to pedophiles That's so funny I can't fucking breathe What'd you just say to me That was a real thing I'm telling you what I remember As a real thumbnail I saw it too

I saw it too Yeah Like he needs to be nicer Maybe it wasn't even him I don't even know if it was necessarily him I feel like it was though No I think it was I think it was

Yeah I remember that video existing Which on its own is like insane It's crazy and you know what I saw I did see one video of shoes that was, and it wasn't it wasn't Amos E that was responding to her, but it was a small YouTuber

that was basically saying the same thing. Unless maybe it is the same video and it's not Amos E or something. And then he was just, because I, what I saw, I saw Shoe post, uh, she tweeted something that showed Amos E getting arrested or whatever. And it showed a screenshot, like the thumbnail saying that Shoe is she's too mean to

pedophiles and it showed Amos Yee in the video but I don't know if that was just a piece of the video and it's somebody else's video I'm only saying that because I'm only saying that it could have been it could have been a video of like it could have been a video

of maybe Shue talking shit about Amos Yeh and somebody else made a video about it I don't remember necessarily I specifically remember Shue responding to somebody because it wasn't amos ye and maybe i think it was i think it was amosia yes okay so regardless it's it's just so fucking funny i just so terrible because i remember for like a long time being like

dude what like what is this person yeah it's uh you know there's so that's obvious right like when somebody's taking that position and defending that stuff they're one they're they're completely and I've seen things like that recently from some people that are defending the, you know, they say, well, the, what's it called again, Lolly? They say like, oh, it's just drawing, so that's fine. And I always feel like that's a little suspect for me too. It's just because I'm like, you know, I understand what you're trying to say. But at the same time, you know, like, even if I was going to jerk off to cartoons, it would be adult females. You understand what I'm saying?

like so it's like the idea that like oh it's just a cartoon still is like okay but they're cartoon kids why do you like that that's weird and i've seen some people like to say it's just art bro it's just art and i'm like well that's super susy i fbi is gonna be knocking on your door pretty soon i'm pretty sure like yeah dude for sure it's just art have fun yeah it's i've seen it was like uh i don't remember why but it was like uh it was it was swirling around on twitter maybe for the past couple weeks or something. I don't remember what made it pop off, but that was like a huge thing that I was seeing people talk about and they were debating about it.

And I was just like, I don't know. I just don't want anything to do with. I just, I'm sorry, I just don't understand it and I never will, I guess. I can't, I can't even imagine the concept of being attracted to kids. It doesn't make any sense to me, but it's, it's, I mean, obviously. Yeah, I mean, but it's just, it's wild. Yeah, but yeah, the lowly stuff. too is very like,

you know, like, it's, I guess it's not, I don't know, it's not as damaging, I guess, or like as danger,

inherently, but it's also like, I'm very weird, it's like, it's very weird. It's very much, it's like, that's,

if that's not a red flag, then I, I really don't know. That, that's, it's, you know what I mean? Suspect of hell.

What is it? What would, what would at that moment make you be like, hey, that's not okay. Because that's definitely like, yeah,

definitely, you know, stage yellow. That's definitely like the boss, like, swinging his weapon back. And it's like, well, he's probably going to swing this, right? It's definitely like, he's arching his attack up. Like, I see frames moving. I don't know.

I could stay here. I see animations that suggest an attack. And, you know, I'm probably going to dodge real soon. You should. Yeah, you should, but like, I'm going to see where it goes. You know what else? Okay. You know what else is a little suspect to meet as well, though?

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number.

Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

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Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. Basically, people that aren't involved in law enforcement, and then they pretty much become vigilantes for, like, they go so hard in the paint, like trying to, you know, protect minors. And I feel, sometimes I feel a little bit, and now this one's a little bit more right controversial but I just feel like I don't know man it kind of reminds me of the the the the the the priest or the the religious zealots that are like my god the gays I hate them so much and then they just turn around and suck all the dicks like like when people are going so hard in the paint where like I feel I'm like okay dude like I understand

but why is this like your passion and look it maybe somebody's like oh I was molested as a child or something in it. I'm like, okay, fair enough. But some people, I'm kind of like, I don't know, I'm my fucking eye on you, pro. I have my eye on you because you're giving me some fucking strange vibes. Like, I feel like you should let the,

let the cops handle this shit. And you're like becoming fucking Batman, you know, like, but for, uh, trying to catch petos and it just usually ends up blowing up in people's faces like, um, uh, yeah,

it's like, I think Elmo, the guy, like, I think something was up with the dude who did, who was like Elmo, like that, That was like a whole thing with him where like he was pretty suss.

Well, I might imagine. Yeah, I mean, he's, you know, he's Elmo. You know, if you, what is Elmo backwards? Exactly. What? Ome? My fucking, my fucking brain, like, shut off. It's just fucking, not, it's not saying.

Ome or Ome? omel omel omel um um um uh wait no but

yeah oh my god omely omel i don't know it's always funny when uh to me when people

when people like that just get like totally like busted poetic justice man poetic justice yeah it really is great like no one it's just hilarious man

you deserve it no one nobody sets up a a joke quite like the the past I feel oh absolutely because there's all these

there's all these videos of him just being like, yeah, I wouldn't do this, but, you know. And it's just like, okay, could. I wouldn't take this ditch for it, but I don't know, Snarf. Maybe. Shut the fuck up. Snarp.

He's nars. What the fuck is that? What is, is that a reference? Yeah, it's, uh, Thundercats, man. Thundercats, bro. No, I never watched it. Of course he didn't. What did you watch?

I was watching, you're watching Haley, watching Master Chief beat up fucking foreign aliens. It's like, yeah, man. It's so cool. No, I was watching like Seinfeld and Cowboy Bebop. Uh, I was watching. fucking Seinfeld. That's why you're such a fucking wanker now. Don't say wanker. You can't pull it off.

Yeah, I can't say that. I'm American. Do you guys watch the the UPN spinoff? Nigger cats? You see that one? That was really good. Oh my God. So let me give you the reason why he brought up UPN, I guess. So what happens is that Netflix recently put all of

the UPN shows that were on that obviously me as a young black kid, I watched them with my family. and come to find out, Derek told me something that was very painful that people would refer to UPN as. And Derek, we're going to take this away? Yeah, I thought you knew, man. I didn't know that.

Everybody called UPN underpaid niggas. And I know it stung, but at the same time, I was like, this is probably true. Because even though they have shows, they're probably not paying them much, because show business is fucked up. Yeah, probably. What were the shows on there?

Like, Moisha was in there? I know. I can talk to you all of them. It's Moisha? The one that I can, hold on, the ones that I can remember watching was Moisha. Not even Moisa. I think it was the Parker's. Mm-hmm. Was the one that I watched a lot.

Did you watch Friends? What? What? Did you imagine you watched a black version of the Friends the whole time? And you had no, you had no. that it wasn't a black cast. No, not even. You thought in your heart of hearts that French was a black cast.

No, not even. You just watch, you're watching UPN died and all these shows come on. And then Friends shows up. In the middle of me. You said that. You said that and I got so deeply like, I got dethroned in my own mind for a second. Like, genuinely. Like, I lost.

You know, there was a revolution in my head for like a question. second because I was like wait a minute was friends on UPN 9 there's no fucking way we had UPN 9 oh the Californians we had some stupid about UPN 43 or something shit 13 at first it was 13 at first

and then wow that was my guess yeah that was this weird I think no yeah I watched a fair bit of UPN so it was Moesha it was um it was a part of the parkers it was one on one it was half and half it was um girlfriends friends, there was Eddie and

Eddie. I don't remember that. Wait, so there's an Ed and Eddie and Eddie, and there's an Eddie and Eddie. No, there was Eddie and Eddie, yeah, but it was two black men. Oh, I mean, of course. And then there was one last one. There was a show with, what's his name on it? L.O. Cooge, I think it was called Marion. I was like that his name was Marion.

I know what you're talking about, but I didn't watch it. I watched all of those shows a little bit, at least, and I watched a bunch of them. I watched the Parker's, Moisha. and half and half a lot. Yeah. The parkers, we watched a lot. A lot of the parkers. Like, inexplicably.

I don't know why. Because I don't even think we really... Like, none of those shows are like particularly like, you know, they're not like... It's no fresh prints, you know? You're not watching like something that's like astounding television. But for some reason, you just sort of watched it. It was just there. Yeah.

Very strange. It was kind of like, I don't know. Like, in my opinion, it's... It's very much like a lot of those other, like, uh, fucking King of Queens or like, um, yeah. The, oh my God. You know,

just the, just these like nothing shows that were just sort of there. Yeah, and you wonder how the fuck they were on for so long. I feel the way about, yeah, no, I feel the way about home improvement,

I think is a genuinely a fucking horrendous show. Like I just, I was just thinking about that today. No shit. It wasn't that good. It really is. It's not even that it wasn't that good. It just,

it's awful. It's so fucking mesmer. Like I saw one episode recently because I was just super curious about like I remember watching this show like on occasion

but like I don't remember anything about it. Let me like refresh my memory and it was one of the most thoroughly unenjoyable like television experiences of my entire fucking life. It was just Tim Allen

going and then he fucking and then like he has a show where he goes over some kind of fucking wrench and then something some bullshit happens with a wrench and then his son is like a like just a generic white child. I couldn't

believe how uninvested I was in every moment, every fucking millisecond. Look, there was good. There was good. There was some good, there was some things that kept me watching. There was there was the fucking the fucking pre-Sargon

owl, like it was his assistant. like that dude looks He does look great He does totally look very sorry And then there was the neighbor I think his name was Wilson That would only show like his fucking nose And his eyes on maybe not even his nose

And I was like dude Who's that fucking guy? That's the mystery of that show bro That's the I'm convinced If home improvement didn't have the fence man It like no one would remember It would take Like because I think

Because that's also the only thing I remember about it Was the fence The fence man That was it It's like oh that's the show with the fence man on it. Oh, I hate that. Yo, he does that in his stand-up.

Did you know that? No. Yeah, he does. Tim Allen fucking barks like a geriatric pug in his fucking stand-up specials. And I sincerely... Did you guys hear about COVID? Yo, he does it. He does it.

That is some genuine psycho shit. I heard the country is going to be locked down And I went Uh huh He doesn't turn into a pirate too He does like a pirate impression I saw the fucking stand up And I was like

Why would you watch that? Because I was with a bunch of My friends were weird We have weird friends We watch a fuck shit all the time Hey I want to watch Fucked Dude I think

I think we watched it the same time I was with you It was with you We were watching it And I just remember being so upset set by like how bad it was like it's genuinely like he's one of the worst comedians i've ever seen like i i think this is a genuine opinion i sincerely think tim allen is a worse comedian than fucking jeff dunham jeff dunham is in to me he's not a comedian he's just a performer like

exactly yeah i i i'll give him that i'll give him that at least like tim allen like i mean Don't get me wrong. The fucking, I put on, okay, I saw it. I don't want to take credit for this. Oh, because I didn't make it or anything. But it was the every step you take. There's two different ones. There's every step you take, it does the Tim Allen grunt or whatever, and Dark Souls.

I put that mod on. And that got old. It's so quick. But then I switched it up to where just when you kill an enemy. And then when, you know, when you absorb their souls, then it would just make the, no one was a lot more tolerable I hate that I was a lot more tolerable

and that I would suggest anybody you can do it now Sweeney go fucking Oh my God Go load up some mods On fucking DS1 Or three

I gotta do that Jesus Christ I want to play as the word nigger I want to play as the word nigger Oh thank Thanks Thank you everybody by the way

For all of your fucking Uncle Ben Your Uncle Ben Oh my God That show is so funny Yes Dude, the one where I was Don Kong, your Didi Kong was kind of offensive,

but it was still funny. I didn't even see it to someone pointed it out. I was like, what the fuck? Yeah, I didn't see it either. That was so offensive, but actually hilarious.

Yeah. hilarious. But like, God damn. I love Batched and Ed Joel. It's going to be top tiered. I love it, dude. Batch,

fucking teed off fucking Joel and fucking shot Uncle Ben. That, that, that, I love that. Teed off. Joe. Teet off. Oh, my God. God, I love the internet, bro.

Dude, that was great. That definitely made my heart thing. I had no idea. Joel's skull was made of titleist. Fucking wild. Dude, I just, no, but seriously, like, there were some, also some recent fan animations that were pretty cool. Oh, there were?

That we didn't, that we didn't, well, the last time that it happened, I don't think we shouted him out, but, like, it's been a minute, so, like, I have to add them to that playlist. Oh, yeah. But they've been pretty cool. It's still so cool that people are making those even after all this nonsense. People are wasting their pandemic time making shit for us. It's a wise time. It fuels us.

It gives us fire to be to give you more bullshit. Like I don't want to give you quality shit. We want to give you bullshit. Exactly, bro. Trash. If I want to do, if I want to do quality stuff, bro, I don't know. I'd continue my school career. but I'm here with you right now.

If you wanted quality programming, you wouldn't be listening to a podcast. You know what I mean? Calm down. Calm down. I'm serious. Like, that's not like a slight against people who do podcasts.

It's just like, you know, it's just a bunch of assholes talking. Like we're like, like we're just talking. Like it's, it's entertaining. I'm glad.

I'm glad people enjoy it. But also like, this isn't like, this isn't Gemini man. you know, this isn't top-tier entertainment. I hate you. This isn't... Gemini Man, top-tier entertainment.

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with you? Morgan and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for coming by the show. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. This is us, the Michael Jackson film. This is what the fuck I was thinking? No, that's not what I'm. This is the show that's on fucking Hulu, jackass.

What? No. This is it is the Michael Jackson's film. You fucking bumbling. You're wrong. You're wrong. Because I thought it was about. Yeah, you're wrong. No, but I thought it was about like white Michael Jackson and black Michael Jackson coming together to like make this documentary about both of them.

Yeah. I fucking can't stand you. I hate you. I'm sitting up at my fucking mic right now because I'm angry. I fucking, oh my God. This is it hyphen nigger. That's what it was called. So, guys, I think, I'm sure this exists already, but I'm pretty sure a Last Bus porno would be called Last Bus.

Like, I'm pretty sure it's called that. And I don't want to look it up because I don't want to look that up. But like, does someone let me know out there if it's called Last Abus? I like that. I mean, if anything, just fucking make it. Just make it, yeah. Me and all the fucking time I have and all the porn connections I have. Let's make a porn called Last Abust

Yeah, well the fuck not, man Like just kickstart it so you can get like You know A little bit of backing And just fucking Just edge for like fucking weeks Hold on a second This is a worthy question

Has anybody ever kickstarted a porn parody? I hope so Maybe not though I don't think so I don't know is porn legal enough to do that Is porn legal? you crazy? Is porn okay enough to do that? It is.

It's legal and it's porn. It's legal and it's porn. It's not legal and it's not legal and it's prostitution. Okay. Yeah. Isn't that interesting though? That's a wild sentence. Isn't that fucking weird?

No, it's the same thing though. You know that, right? Roughly at least. Well, if prostitution is legal, if you're just getting recorded and it's just porn. No, but I'm saying, but yeah, isn't that fucking weird? Like that loophole? It's a little weird.

Hey, we can record people fucking, but you can't just do it without recording it and distributing it and shit. Okay. Well, because prostitution is an individual paying for sex, right? That's what that is. Porn is like agents paying people to have sex. Not exactly. That's more higher up.

And most basic recording is just people paying until they have sex that's recorded. That's all it is. They're paying each other? What do you mean? What are you talking about? Look, it's the difference. I'm a porn director. Me.

Look, I'm going to pay said other porn directors to fuck me, then record it. and then distribute it. That's not what that is. What do you say? The small scale probably is, not the high upper scale porn. No, you know what the small scale is?

The mom and pops porn is. The mom and pop porn. The small scale, the small scale isn't anything like that. The small scale is just like amateur videos that people like get leaked from their iPhone. This is dope or some shit. That's,

that's, that's, that's, there's no, there's no like double, there's no middle market for that. There is a middle market. I thought it's a, it's something, it's always a middle market.

Look, there's always a middleman in porn. Look, I think that the difference between like prostitution and porn would be, because since it's all fucking and stuff involved and there's money exchanged, I think it's kind of like the difference between like just sanction and unsanction, kind of like somebody shooting up heroin and then you go into the doctors and getting oxy cotton, like where it's from the same source. You're still doing drugs, but one, you're allowed to get it. And then one, you're just not allowed.

But you're still injecting heroin and synthetic heroin into your fucking system. So it's like, it's not that much of a difference. It just, it just sanctioned. And it's kind of silly. It's actually insanity that you can't pay to fuck. Like, that's actually one of the dumbest things that, and I don't know exactly why. You know, like, I understand why, like, a lot of drugs aren't fucking decriminalize. I get that, you know, the black market.

Yeah, yeah. You don't want, you don't want, you know, little Tommy from down the street, fucking his skin melting on because he did too much crocodile. Crocodile. But, like, why can't, why is it, like, say, in, in L.A., my friend, he took a wrong turn when he was coming to visit me. He went down the street for the roller. Yeah, sure, yeah. well I mean I think he has a wrong turn sure yeah I mean I believe him because he's not

familiar with my area so I don't know how the fuck he would know this because I didn't know and he was like yeah man the street right before the freeway uh figureoa he was like he was like he was like too there's just a bunch of fucking sluts walking down the street and they're like half naked I was like oh it's dope and uh we won't we uh we went to get uh food to this taco truck I'm like dude let's go take a ride we got to see this shit and yeah sure enough man that they just all hang out there and I'm like they should be able to if everything was nice

they'd be protected and there wouldn't probably be scumbags probably trying to do some fucked up shit to them I don't know man I just I don't know I personally I agree I agree I don't think there's any

What's the argument though? The argument is it's probably just like old Christian shit Yeah Theocracy shit right Yeah yeah because like there's really no discern like in my opinion I can't see of a real

reason, like an objective like reason for it not to be around. Yeah, might as well just fucking do it. Go for it, you know. People want to pay for pussy, pay for pussy, you know? I refuse to pay for pussy because, you know, pussy ain't worth money. But still, like, you know, do what you got to do if you want to do, you know? Like, I would, like, I'd rather,

even though technically dating somebody is paying for pussy too, technically, still, you know, you got to pay for some dick sometimes too, you know? Rarely. Rarely. Rarely. You know, pay you back and forth, you know? Yeah, it is, yeah.

But to a certain extent you are right, because typically if you are going to, like say, let's just say you're even going on a fucking Tinder date, nine times out of 10, you're going to take her out first. So you are going to pay money. No, I don't pay. I don't pay. I don't pay. I make the lady pay every time. Oh, yeah, you make her pay? Every single time.

When I was dirt poor, my girlfriend paid more than I did. I mean, that's, now it's a lot. It's, it's different now. It's, I pay a lot more. What is it, 6040? A lot more. 6040? She still pays most, though?

Nah, I pay, I think we pay, I think it's about like, I think it's definitely like 55-45, and it's, I think I'm at the 55 point now. But she, what she does is the difference between me and her is that she likes going to events. So she'll like, oh, I got tickets to go to this. And I'm like, well, fuck, that's really expensive. Should have told me I would have helped to pay for it. And she's like, not fine. I got tickets to see Mario Judas. I would leave her.

I would leave her. I'd be like, Lily, I can't do this anymore. Why? Because you think, do you think she? She got tickets because she was looking to replace you. Yes. For what I stand for. I get cucked by Mario Dutus.

Oh, God, I would lose my fucking mind. The kick said I would lose my mind. I would be fucking in the lost and found and I wouldn't come by to get it. Yeah. I would literally become scorpion. I would find somebody and I'd like turn me into a hellspawn. I need this. I need this.

He just the fucking manifestation of vengeance. I love it. Turn it to fucking call Malboja. You dirty mouth boja. You dirty nigger. I ain't going to lead your bitch-ass army nigger. Fuck you. Now I need another nigga like Sweeney.

Get me another nigger like him. I sincerely don't know what the hell we've been talking about. Also, welcome to the Snark Tank podcast. Hey. Thank you for supporting us Over at patreon.com Slash the Snark Tank. We got merch at snarktankmerch.com.

We got merch for you. We're falling down the fucking tunnel, bro. We're losing it. We're losing it, dude. Yo, this is like that scene in the abyss where the abyss shows up and something falls. It's not a serious.

Wait. The abyss? Wait, there's a... The abyss with the abyss? There's an abyss in the abyss. My fuck. Is there, yeah, I mean, I don't know, maybe I saw like part of it Maybe

Like every single movie that I've seen I've only seen part of it So You remember any abyss movie with the abyss? You remember the abyss part of the abyss? Yo, you know what I saw recently, genuinely for the first time? What? Let's hear it.

First time, first time in 2020. I saw Edward Scissorhands. Chris, what the fuck were you doing? Dude, you? I'm pretty sure. you were abducted as a kid because you can't have you could not have missed that much of

everything you didn't watch TV like in your spare time when you were like little during the weekend you wouldn't like fucking like just see shit on and be like sit because I guess you just had too much control of the television when you were little because for me I didn't I didn't choose what I watched that's why I watched fucking like shows like fucking

one tree hill and fucking Dawson's Creek and buffing stuff like that because I didn't have a choice who in your house was watching Buffy my sister I wouldn't watch that shit. Well, I was an only child for, like, ever. Like, I was just by myself.

So, like, if the TV was there and no, like, my dad was only, my dad would only watch TV when, like, the, like, the baseball game was on or something. And my mom kind of never watched TV. So, yeah, I kind of did have control it. So I was just watching, like, fairly odd parents and shit. Like, all, or, like, you know, my parents would, like put on Seinfeld or the Parker's or, like, the nanny. You know, or something, like, when we would eat. Nutshack. Do you guys watch Nutshack?

Yeah, Nutshack. Everybody loves the nutshay. But no, like, yeah, I guess I did have control of the TV. But I also just wasn't really watching what the fuck was on TV because I was always just like... Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees. Get a low mileage lease on the 26. Ram,500 Big Horn crew cab, 4x4 for $3.69 a month for 39 months with $4,00099 due at signing. Tax, title, license extra.

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I think I saw billboarded years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365.

Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Inhaling my food so I could go back to, like, playing a video game or something.

Yeah, just playing nothing but hay. I played a lot of bullshit games that a lot of people didn't play. Like, did you guys ever play tacking the power of juju? Of course. What do you mean? Of course. Of course. What do you mean?

By of course. I mean, of course I was playing that, Chris. I don't know what the fuck else of course means. Well, you just don't understand how that's in of course. You say that in the way that. Because of course I did. You say that as if like. I played the time.

Ro, I played the fuck out of that game. Yo, what? You played it on the DS? Yes. That's a PS2 game. How'd you? What? Well, I think they have like, like, I played the fuck out of it.

I think they have different. versions of that, like, you know, when they do these shit ports? Yeah, no, yeah. I guess they did. I just don't know what would compel somebody to be like, oh, tacking the power of juju for the DS looks great. Look, you're, I remember the game, but I never played it. I played like, I played like my street. I played like this music maker game.

Oh, dude, on PS2? Yeah, my street. Dude, that shit was dope. I hated that. I hated it. You just had, it was just like. children like walking across the street and you could make your own children and then the children with children with the other children and that was like the whole game what is childrening

what is childrening what is childrening do i don't ask amos though don't ask amici i'm just saying don't ask amici yeah i'll have a different definition of what childrening is but childrening is just like you know the stuff that you see children do in like cartoons like be independent and like fucking just like walk down the street and like play with friends I don't know what any of that's like, but that was apparently what children did in my street. Not on my street, not on my literal street.

No one was doing that. I think there was like a dilapidated Carvel that I would go to every now and again to get like, you know, my fucking cookie the whale or whatever the fuck that thing was. What was his name? Chunky the whale. Chaco the whale. Chaco the whale? Chalko the whale. Darkie the whale.

No, I'm kidding. Cuck. Beakley the fuckly whale I don't remember what the hell Fuckly Oh it was Fudgy the whale That's what it is Fudge pack you the whale

I got you Nice Yeah I think Man How about those questions Huh What?

No fuck that We're like an hour And ten 13 minutes in I would rather Let's read The fucking The script of Schindler's list

Right now How about that? Let's Yo Fun funny story guys. I thought funny story time.

I thought Shendler's list is going to be a comedy movie. I thought it was going to be like one of those movies about like a romantic comedy because of like oh it's my list of all my

exes and you go through this of all the exes you've been with and then I went to my ex's house and it was a movie about I swear on my life. Derek, I was I trust me when I say

this is this is true. like I would love nothing more than to like fucking catch him in a lie but this is like I've known him for a long time this is a true fact this is a genuinely true fact he thought Schindler's list was a comedy because the name sounded funny

the name sounds funny it doesn't sound funny it just it sounds like it's a name and a list Schindler's list Schindler's a 25 upper 20s no mid 30s you don't Bachelor who has a list of all his exes who have all made it pretty far

and he's like maybe my maybe the one I got away is still I can still get her so we go through his list he goes through his list of his exes to find out the one he still loves yo you actually for real thought like for real in your brain

you thought that Schindler's list was a huge Jackman fucking Scott Pilgrim movie I can't believe that I didn't I was, I was, I was, it revealed itself to me to not be one when I started watching a movie. But at what point, at what point did you realize it wasn't a time?

When it turned on and it was when I realized they were speaking German, I was just like, oh shit, this is, this is not the kind of movie I signed up for. Oh my God. Dude, our friend, our friend, the thing, the reason we're confusing is. that it was one of my exes at the time that invited me over to watch. And I was like, why am I, why are we just going to watch a movie that's not kind of funny? That is also a story. That's a massive red flag. That is a weird thing.

Like, I remember our friend, our friend Paul. Oh, yeah. God bless him. He, he's Jewish, right? Like, I think he's pretty sure. He's Spanish and Jewish. He's Spanish and Jewish. But, like, he invited.

Me, my girlfriend at the time, Jalen, and I think, I think Joe, I think. He invited us over one night when we were all in college and he was like, you guys want to watch Schindler's List at my place? And I was like, I guess I've never seen Schindler's List. So, I mean, I guess I'll, I guess I'll see it. And I knew it was like, I knew what the movie was about. But like, I was also like, I mean, surely it can't. be that bad, right? If this is like a movie night movie. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees,

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which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan. America's Large Injury Law from thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. But, you know, it, uh, you know, it, it was Schindler's list. Yo, that's, you know, so, I don't know. That movie had me fucking, that movie threw me for a fucking loop. I was, I thought I was going to get some fucking pussy. I was just like, oh, man. That's such a fucking massive.

I don't want pussy anymore. I want to go home to cry. Yeah, the twist, the twist in Schindler's list. is that it's was such a great twist yeah when you find out when you find out that Schindler was in fact the list

yeah that was wild that was since that was genuinely mesmerized so wild and then fucking fucking whatever his name is from Taken actually fucking defeat Hitler

but then they had to cut it out because the movie was too long William Nelson yeah Liam Nelson. You heard this racist tirade. Hold on. Wait, that's not.

That's not. Liam Neeson. There we go. I was like, what the hell? Oh my God. You fucking, we almost dominated your brain again.

It made you believe it. What were you saying? I said Liam Nelson and nobody badded an eye at all. No, it was hurting. I was like, that's not wrong. I knew what you meant.

I didn't have to fucking dig in my brain to figure it out. I just want to beat up a block. I just need to beat up a block. I have a particular set of skills. and black people need to experience my skills. It was something like that. Yeah, no, he said, one of his cousins was sexually assaulted by a black woman. So he wanted to, he wanted to, a black man, so not a black woman.

And he was driving through for a black person to kill. Yeah, I think he had like a bat or something and you want to beat up a negroid. His words, I can he even say that. Was that in between, was that in between taking two? Two and three. Between two and three. It was actually. He was still has a career.

everything's fine. Taking four, taking back. You know what I did? Taking them back to Africa. I discovered that he, he's pissed himself multiple times in public.

I mean, there's, there's a plethora of pictures of Leon Neeson pissing himself from just there's a whole, there's a whole consistently populated

subreddit of Liam Mason. Dude, it's crazy. How many times times he's pissed himself in public. You know, stop, please. I'm about to fall asleep. Stop it. He's just,

he's just a fucking, he's just a true Irishman, man, man, just getting pissed drunk. I mean, I guess it, yeah, literally pissed him.

That's wild. Uh, fucking hell. I don't know how we, I don't know how we save this. So I feel like we should just, uh, jump.

He was Glygon gin, bro. And then he wants to kill black people. Like, God damn, bro. The force failed with him, bro. Oh my god

He's been the most fuck pot What are you gonna name this one? I don't There are a lot of options It's been kind of hard to name them recently But I feel like it's gonna be really easy to name this one Because there's so much nonsense I was kind of sad

That you didn't name it a shot Uncle Penn Oh my god We can't put that on YouTube Yeah I mean could you not It's from a movie It's from a fucking movie It wasn't that it was like

it would have demonetized or anything or that it would have been like censored or anything like it wasn't anything that it was that like I did name it shot Uncle Ben but every photo I could find of dying Cliff Robertson was just not good enough for the, it just looked terrible

on the thumbnail and then I just thought of like I just thought it would be funny to see Sweeney's face superposed over a fucking rainbow keyboard side. So I just did that. It's all good. Anyway, we got some questions in from the audience who will be furious

if we don't answer them because they literally pay for this. That's true. Maybe some lightning round. Yeah, we do. I mean, there's... Oh, we got time, yeah. We got time. We got time.

It's not that late into the episode. But Jonathan Aguiano wrote in, he says, hinga-dinga-dargan, snarkman. That's a SpongeBob reference. He wrote in parentheses, just in case we missed it, because evidently he thinks we are remedial. We are remedial and are deserving of nothing.

You fucking greasy Italian. All right, keep going. God fucking damn it, dude. Hey. Jesus Christ. I have one question for y'all. What is a song? This is going to get emotional, guys.

I hope you are ready. What is a song that you would always cry to every time you hear it? Are there any, and is there any reasons why? No judgment. This is a judgment-free zone. For me, it's a therapeutic session whenever I haven't experienced him crying for a while. It's weird.

Oh, he doesn't even say what his song is. Oh, come on, dude. Jonathan Agriano, I want you to write in the comments of this episode on Patreon, you know, preferably, because God help you. We're not going to find you elsewhere. Failed fucking mob hit bitch. I don't know. Calm fucking down.

He failed mob hit, geez. He failed mob hit bitch. What was that Paul? Castellano that that fucking that guy who got shot outside of his limo and like the fucking 70s or whatever the fuck oh yeah yeah oh man I don't know there's a bunch of there was a bunch of mob hits in the in the in the in I mean New York in New York probably still probably still dude there's probably something happening like outside my place right now probably yeah but very very likely but anyway yeah I want to

know what song you cry do because otherwise it's just not fair it's not fair of us to answer but we'll answer anyway because we're good to people. What about you there? You go first, bitch. So this one's like, it's like a, what do you say Pavlovian fucking response? It's one of those things that I can't help by getting emotional, probably just because of being a kid. And it's the song. I'm like a man out of you? Yeah. As soon as I hear, let's get down to business, I start bawling.

You always sing that to you. You always sing that to you all the time. Yeah. It turns your shoulders. It rubs your shoulders. that saves that to you and pulls you to another room? Yeah. When he says, when he talks about cutting gym, I feel that. Let's get down to business.

Why was I full at school for cutting gym? And then I just fucking, like, I start, like, gagging up crying so hard. Gagging. You can't keep the tears in your fucking eyes, so they spill in the sinuses. Come out your fucking throat. You start coughing up tears. You start throwing up fucking tears. throwing it.

This niggas got him scared to death. Hope he doesn't see you right through my pictures. I don't think that's the lie. Okay. Okay. Oh, no, no. Okay, real, real answer is if there's actually two. So I actually have a YouTube mix, a playlist of some of the saddest songs.

Two of them on there is if we hold on together from land before time, like I think Diana Ross sings that song. And that shit's like. And it's like a really super emotional song And I always associated with fucking Littlefoot's mother dying and shit Just really fucking sad to me And then And then the song

Dreams to Dreams from Dreams to Dream From Fival Goes West Where Tanya is singing like She's just, you know, she's all just some little dumb bitch mouse And then she just, she has all these dreams So she starts singing this song And it's really well-producing It just brings me back super nostalgic, man

But like The Land Before Time one though that one fucking kills me, man. Anytime I hear it, I just feel like, I'm like, dude, I can't listen to this,

man. It's just, it's too fucking sad. Like, why they got to kill a little, let's fucking mom, dude, that's just fucked.

Fucking T-Rex fucks the shit out of her. I'm gonna, I'm gonna say this. This is, I didn't know what Fival Goes West was until I googled it just now. That's the first time I've heard somebody refer to it as five-o. What the fuck?

No, no, I watched it. Like, I remember it as a, American Tale. Like, I never actually, like, bothered with the subtitle. Well, because there's the first one, American Tale. Right, right. But this is the one that I saw. Like, this is, like, the one that I can remember.

Oh. Fival Goes West. Fidel Go West is a fucking great movie. Like, it's for... It's amazing. It's so good. I mean, an American Tale in general, I really, I... I'm really nostalgic. I haven't seen that movie probably since the fucking 90s, actually. Mm.

Like, maybe, like, 2002. I think maybe, like, 1999. Is the last time I saw that movie. I bet I would get like a fucking great kick out of seeing that again. It's good. Man, I really, because I've seen, I've seen both of them pretty recently. Uh, bought them on DVD and just, dude, five of gold, they just really stepped it on Five Goes West. Uh, it's so good.

Yeah. The music's so fucking good. And, uh, it's just, it's just, it's, the actor they got to replace Fival was like really convincing, you know. Yeah, uh, who was it in, uh, Liam Neeson? It was so good. Liam Nelson. No, it was Joel's fucking bashing hay. It's bashing at Joel.

All right, so those are... Was his Terminator? He fucking, like, came back for the future. Some bullshit to play fucking fival. I'm come back to play. Ellie. Wait, so... Ellie.

Wait, no, no, wait. Wait, I don't even know. I don't forget all the characters' names in that shit. Whatever. It doesn't matter. Yeah, yeah. What about you guys? You guys said say your shit.

Yeah, you go first, me. I have to think for a second. I'm thinking too. You guys have icy hearts, man. There's one song that, like, even modernly, one of my friends on Twitter, he's a rapper named Chris Patrick. He made a song called A Mortal Man,

and that song makes me cry. There's one really sad part about what you call it, about like a girl, a little girl, saying, is it safe outside for me to go outside that someone that looks like me, and it's really sad. That shit makes me so sad and I tip every time I think about it.

That's one song And then another song is Hey Mama by Kanye West Yeah I love that song So I love my grandma So that song reminds me hers Every time I hear that song I get like really emotional It's a good one

Everybody's listen to that song This is one of Kanye's best piece of work honestly Yeah I don't know any hip hop That makes me cry man Yeah I don't know any Only hip hop makes me cry honestly I don't think any of the kind of music Can make me cry really

Except for soul music obviously But pretty much all soul music Can make a black person cry That is not fair Yeah, because I need the music to be much more melodic, much more melodic to fucking Pinnit, like, to get me to, like, feel like emotional. Like, if there isn't, like, say, really, like, low dips and then highs to really, like, kind of just jerk, you know, like, kind of just jerk your emotions.

It needs to be. Oh, for me, it's the words, dude. It's the words. Yeah, I mean, yeah, definitely the words. But I can listen to beautiful, like, instrumentals that I'm like, holy fuck. Like, I'm getting chills and stuff. And, you know, like, when somebody just nails it, you're just like, Fuck,

fuck, man. These are, these are fucking master manipulator, masturbators or whatever. Like, they're really good at their shit. They're really good at their craft.

And I appreciate anybody that can evoke that kind of emotion in people. Yeah. That's fair. Yeah. You don't have anything to you. No, I think I do.

I have like, I'm trying, I'm just really bad with names. So, like, I can remember, like, the songs,

but like I had to, I had to Google the name's real quick. But I think I think there's some I think it doesn't always make me cry

but like for some reason like I think my way by like Sinatra is like really beautiful and I get like really caught up in that shit because it's like it was the last I think it was like the last song that he sang it was his last like real performance

and you can like kind of tell that like he's like really sick and like not doing well. So, like, I just, every time I hear, like, my way, I just think of, like, that performance, and it's just, like, fucking gut-wrenchingly sad. Mm. And for some reason...

My way by Limbiscuit? Yeah, my way. Yeah. Nookie always just gets to me. No, but, like, landslide by Fleetwood Mac kind of hits that same tune for me. I don't really know why either. I think this just reminds me of shit. It's a good song, but it's also just like really just sad.

And there's something fucking, what was this? There's another one that I'm trying to fucking remember. I got really distracted by Nookie. My bad. No, there's one, and this is like the one chill song where it's like there's a rise against song. This is real called Ever Changing. There's an acoustic version that's sincerely like fucking. ultra level sad that

I really I really like I don't know if these like make me cry every time I hear him but like I've definitely caught myself crying to at least one of these like at least at least once I had actually

much as I can hope for with my solid black heart yeah there did dude I had actually a moment when I was uh because I really liked the song War Pigs from Black Sabbath it's just great song

great fucking song but there's a live performance and it's a it's They did a DVD with it. And if you guys look it up on YouTube, if you have the time, the thumbnail, it's like, it's like there's like a reddish black background, if you guys remember the thumbnail. And when the fucking bridge hits and the audience starts like singing along, they're doing woes to like the part where the guitar's like, And then the crowd singing along to it. And it's so fucking like overwhelmingly beautiful.

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with you? Morgan and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. It's fucking just, like, I think there's actually, I remember there's a girl crying in the fucking crowd because it's just too overwhelming.

and it really is when I see shit like that I'm like God damn I need that like that to me once if I ever achieve a moment like that I'm immediately gonna fucking Kurt Cobain myself because like I'm good like I'm fucking good

like that's I'm gonna Kurt Cobain myself yeah straight up shotgun or I was thinking about this earlier what I might do is figure out a way to shoot the back of my head so somebody so people think that I was killed?

What is wrong with you, dude? What is wrong with people on the fucking wild goose chase? You fucking asshole? All right. Next question. Jesus Christ. I want to, I want to shoot myself in a chain with a shotgun.

So my fucking visceral and my head fucking rains down on people. All right. We're not endorsing any of this. I'm not saying, I'm not telling you guys, I'm saying I'm going to. That's cool, man. Whatever.

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I'm clearly Hurricane Maria. But that also hurts me too. Everything here hurts me. Yeah. Sweeney's like the one that gets all the pain from this. I hate this. Excellent. He deserves it the most in fairness.

I don't. All I've done is debatable, good. debatable good yeah whatever judas there's the chaotic there's the chaotic good the lawful good and the debatable good

and debatable oh my god anyway he says say you're given the power to resurrect a dead president and put him back into office for the next two terms who do you choose

and why I feel like everybody's gonna know my answer to this JFK yes absolutely yeah JFK was so cool and he also you know

It's not really It's not really all that Yeah It's not really all that fair You know what How that How his save got deleted like that I was gonna say

Save it for Abe Lincoln I was like He had like money moves in his mind And he got killed And he's like fuck Yeah But Abe Lincoln But Abe Lincoln

Had Marfant syndrome Yeah So he would still be freakishly tall I don't care about that I'm gonna see what he was gonna do I'm very shallow I care Game will grow a little bit

bitch fuck y'all I would see JFK most likely to Yeah He was talking about He was he was he was talking about universal health care Like like oh like he was He was talking about Dude he was talking about everything that we were supposed to be doing

He's like the treasury The money needs to go to the treasury or however I can't do his fucking voice Dude it's wild You listen here There we go Secrets You listen here you son of a bitch

And then he had that He had that fucking He had that fucking that that that speech about secret societies being like repugnant and he was like talking about like factions within the government that are doing shady shit and they're like oh this niggas got to go like you go really genuinely wild the shit that he was saying and okay this igna a isn't it wild though isn't it wild that like the shit that he was saying in like the fucking 60s and like the 50s and shit. Like it's just stuff that now would be like considered like radical somehow. Yeah. It's like so crazy.

Yeah. It's dude, it sucks that there's we there's been a handful of people or presidents that have said things that were really interesting. Andrew Jackson said his biggest accomplishment was like fighting the fucking baking industry. He's like, I killed the banks. Fuck off. And then Woodrow Wilson and his death bet. He's like, oh, uh, oops. I kind of fuck the country. Sorry, guys. There's all these little quotes that you can read of people kind of getting you a hint of who's fucking the country.

And it's always just these, you know, big business money-changing motherfuckers. And same thing with JFK, when the biggest problem was he's like, oh, these senseless wars, we got to get out of Vietnam. Like when he finally was like, oh, yeah, my bad. And then they fucking iced them. They're like, I'm sorry, homie. We can't have you doing that shit. He was, dude, literally, literally, he literally was like, we got to get out of Vietnam. And he was, look, then he turned around.

He was like, we've been focusing on Nam so much. Black people are getting attacked. What the fuck's going on here? And he was like, we got to do something about this. And they were like, he's trying to change too much. Put him to sleep. Put him to sleep. And someone fucking snoozy by them, bro.

Someone fucking. What if, it is. It is really wild. What if we see it as someone sniped him? It really was someone that walked up behind him on the other side of the car and punched him so hard. His head jumped out of his fucking skull. Punched him and his brain jumped out of his going.

This isn't, this isn't the fucking, this isn't the boys. He's like, slapped his brain out his fucking head. Did you finish the boys, by the way? Yo, yes. I haven't. Don't talk about it. Season two. Yeah, we won't, we won't get.

We won't say anything about it, but you should all watch it. It's a good show. Dude, did you watch the season 2? I saw it, but he hasn't. Dude, that's the best female fights you ever seen in my life, bro. The best one. I love it. All right, right, all right.

We won't talk too much about it, but it's pretty good. It's great. Anyway, but yeah, I think, I don't know, JFCK was fucking cool. And he's also fucking just like, he was just a cool dude, too. He's been cheated on his wife. He's fucking regular ass dude, man. He was laying lots of pipe and, uh, I mean, he's just...

I'm fucking models and all this shit's going on. It makes sense, you know. Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys. Oh, man, he didn't fucking knock on wood. That's what, that's the problem. That was the problem.

He fucked himself. He was in a bitch. He was in a bitch when he said that he didn't have a chance to knock on wood. He was too busy fucking manpipe. What if, what if J.FK was just kind of like, what if he was like, you know what Dave Rubin once talked about? how like

he just his head hurt from like being a part of so many high level ideas you know what I mean what if he thought

so much he had what if JFK had so many high level ideas in that moment that like

no one actually shot him and it was just like so much so much sinking

before they before they shot his head exploded yeah no one they were going

they were totally going to do it but but he just fought so hard about the future of the country that it just happened by itself. I'm soul of a land.

I'm so overwhelmed by all the information I have. Do you know the devil's physical bodies sound somewhere in North Carolina and his bed blows up? I am overclocked. You only knew the secrets this country was holding from all of you. Anyway. Wait, wait, wait, wait. We got to, we have three more.

So we'll just go through this. Just real quick, just real quick. Did Dave Rubin actually say that? No, he said, he said, he said something about like, there's some meme. I'm sure someone will like tag us on Instagram of this clip or like send it to us. But there's a clip of him just being like, you know, I was just, my mind is still in recovery mode from all of these high level ideas is what he said. Yeah, sure, bro. Yeah.

Aren't you guys on there? Oh, yeah. I was on it in like, I was on it in like 2016, I think. I was, I'll, yeah, it was 17 for me for sure. Yeah, because I was in the first, the first wave. Oh, the first wave of the thing. Yeah, that's right, that's right. He put me, he put so much makeup on me that I look like a lesbian.

But, dude, they fucking, the makeup person left, but they still put some jizz on me that made me look 10 years younger. I was pissed, dude. You did be like a fucking baby. I hated it. I hated it, dude. You seriously looked like a baby genius. too, like for real.

Like, if you have your fucking smile and like your eyes are wide up, but I'm like, what the fucking wrong with Derek? The fucking thumbnail that they chose to. It's that pogger shit, dude. It's that pager shit. You look. Like, it's like,

let me see this. Oh my God. It was in a while. It's so fucking bullshit. I was like, when I saw it, I was like, dude, you guys are fucking dicks. I was like, yeah, no, it's totally,

it's totally the fucking pogger's face. fucking hate it so much. Yeah, well, how do you think I feel? It's me. It's fucking nude. You look like you just got, you just got a really sick raid on fucking, it looks like Mr. Beast just raided you on fucking Twitch, dude. Oh, sick.

The picture, the picture that they chose, the, the picture that they did for me, though, is, is also just baffling because that's the photo that people use, too. Like, whenever they like, and I just, I don't look like, me at all. I look like, you know those, you know Max Mofo how he shares those photos of those fucking, uh, those plastic surgery twins with the big fucking lips? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I look like one of those. I look, I, they're so, it's such a weird. I guess this one doesn't look too bad picture, you, Chris. It is, this is, this is not, one of them isn't actually too bad. Like, one of the pictures that I see that's, that's, uh, taken from that doesn't look too bad. But it's like

overall just like such a bad photo. And I think they do it on, it almost feels like they did it on purpose. You know what I mean? Because it's like, how do you pick a photo of me that looks so, so bad? Like, you have to do it on purpose. This is the one that, and I'm like, oh, I don't look too bad. I look like, I look like I'm doing something snarky in there. Ah, yeah.

But like, but why not that one? The one they chose with a thumbnail dog is not, it's not great. You look like... It's so bad. I look eight. You look like... You look like the kid that owned fucking Stuart Little, dude. You know...

You know, I seriously do. That was when I had the blonde... That was when I had the blonde hair too. You know, if you've ever seen the Goldbergs, I look like the fucking weird al kid from the fucking goldbergs in it. And it's so fucking infuriating that that's the photo that they chose. I forgot you had blonde hair. I forgot you did that. Yeah, that was for a second when everybody fucking...

fucking bailed on me for that joke video and then nobody else fucking did the hair. So I was just stuck with this fucking blonde. I didn't even die it really. Like I just did the highlighter stuff on my whole head. Because I didn't want to fucking bleach my hair like a psycho. But anyway, we got some, a couple other questions. That was a good tangent. Oh, yeah.

What else we got? Bunter Hayden. You got any deus for us? A blunt. I got news for you Mr. T, please if you're at all if you're a fan of us

please clip this and send this to Mr. T Mr. T Ice T, Ice T, Ice T, Ice T I was like, I was like, what? I'll take Mr. T though. I'll take Mr. T as well. Send it to him to him too. Yeah, send it to him too, both of them. What the fuck for you?

I want both of you on this show. I want both of you on this. In fact, none of us will be on it. It's just you guys running the show yourselves and you have to figure out what the hell we do here. And that'll be it. Anyway, Blunter Hyden wrote in

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Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner. Morgan and Morgan which is America's largest injury law firm that's pretty awesome I think I saw billboard of years recently it said 20 billion one 20 million is an insane number yeah 20 billion recovered it's actually I think somewhere north probably closer to 22 23 after this year and each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as

time goes on awesome so how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan what would I do if I got into an accident Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow.

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I don't know if I have a cultural attachment to anything, let alone food. What are you talking about? You fucking talk about your, oh, my adobe. put it on my chicken Shut up, shut up, right Don't make fun of a dobo bitch I'll fight with your mouth

I'll tongue you to death Shut up God damn Put a little bit of dobo on that kiss I'm like Now we're talking Okay okay dude You don't have any

Well I mean what's your favorite cuisine I don't have I don't have a cultural attachment too I guess I guess I have no cultural attachment to sashimi I guess So that would probably be it right

because like I can't think of anything else Indian food is kind of good but like nobody eats filthy Indian food what are you talking about? Calm down bro Jesus Christ almighty

chicken curry is delicious bro they don't even have food in India dude there's no food in India They don't have food They don't have food They go to Pakistan you fucking dumb ass

What are talking about That's why they're so mad at each other Don't you understand They walk across the bridge over to New Zealand to eat, idiot. Learn your geometry. Learn your geometry. Learn your geometry.

Learn your geometry. India's nowhere near Asia, idiot. Oh my God. No, I guess it would have to be like sushi and shit. Sushi? Yeah, because I have no cultural attachment to sushi and it's fucking bomb. Like, I guess I don't have a,

any attachment to pizza either because it's, but it's like, I feel like New York culture is kind of also a culture too, so it's probably, yeah, yeah, you can argue that, yeah. I would argue that. I think I would argue that. Me, it's for sure, I don't eat it all the time, but

my fucking, absolute I love Italian food. I love Italian. Like, I love fucking, just all different types of like Linguine's the fucking best. I love... You like it a calzone, eh? You like it a calzone? I like it a calzone.

Calzone's a pretty fucking bomb, but they're also, like, it's kind of a grease trap, too. You know, where... Oh, yeah, no, totally. But... Dude, it's a pizza burrito. Like, like, it's... What a mesmerizing creation that is. Pizza burrito, huh?

That's what it is, right? I mean, like... Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right. I mean, you know, it's... It's... I've had this conversation. I've had this conversation somewhere, but, like, I can't remember where. But, like, I feel like a pizza can only have...

so much on it before it gets like too heavy and like too like busy and like real shit yeah but the context where you can put just everything on your pizza that you want is in the form of a calzone because it's all wrapped up in the fucking bread and it's like this is a calzone a pizza or isn't calzone it's not it's not a pizza it's just stromboli's rolled up pizza straight up is that what stromboli is yeah so he rolled up pizza is it i i i i huh huh well what would be the well i guess it's a wrap then it's kind of like in fucking

in it's kind of because it's almost like a fat bread sandwich almost like a you know yeah like what are they what they call

in Spanish a sopa where like oh yeah I'm thinking of yeah I'm thinking of a torta I don't know why you're thinking of torta yeah I am thinking of a torta

yeah I am totally am like I just I just failed. Yeah, no, I don't know. I, uh, yeah, I guess that's not a good example. Whatever. You know, you know. I've never had a Thorta before.

So what's your answer then, Sweeney? I would say, um... I guess Japanese you answered, because I really don't consider that part of New York culture at all. I think it's just part of big city culture in general. Like, uh, coastal city. Like, San Francisco has amazing sushi. And New York has amazing sushi.

Uh, L.A. uh, uh, yeah. Some places It's pretty good You gotta look for it more But it's pretty good You gotta go to the valley It's great

You gotta go to the valley man Where all those fucking rich white people are Sugarfish is delicious Like I know that But it's like I don't know Like I've had The best sushi I've had Is definitely like in

Manhattan or like New York And San Francisco San Francisco sushi was fucking crazy good Like I just I was actually like fucking mind blown By how good that shit was But Yeah

I was in Cancun They said this was amazing I didn't have any But I heard it was like really good anywhere where there's water, you know what I mean? Where you can catch fish. You're probably not going to find amazing sushi in like Austin, Texas.

Montana. Yeah, Montana or something. All right, what's this last one? Christian Lopez wrote me. He says, hey, howdy, hey. Cortana Simp, probably an Olamar Man, and love making mass erect machine. Nice.

I wanted to, I wanted to, I wanted to ask if you guys had any crazy instances of public nudity you either witnessed or took parted. Thanks again for everything and glad to finally be a patron. Thanks for finally doing it. I appreciate it. Hey-oh. I actually didn't read this question.

I just saw, oh, I just saw Hey, Howdy Hey, and I was like, I'm reading this, whatever this is. Because I like that fucking intro. But, oh, man, I feel like I got to think about this. Public nudity I've definitely seen Like a lot of topless girls At parties

But like Yeah But that's not crazy It's not crazy Yeah Yeah Not really anything dude I've never really been a part

Of like any really serious public nudity Never really I've taken my clothes on You know Like I want to take my dick out People yell at me When I'd say I'm gonna do it So I usually don't do it

That's a good instinct to have It's like don't take your dick out I'm like real bro It would be really good If I took my dick out right now I feel it Like don't do it I'm like whatever man

So I'll take my dick I think Amos said something similar. That's not, you've got to stop that right now. Yeah. I've, dude, I've had, I've banged in public like multiple times. So there's that. I've definitely never done that. I've never done that.

I've banged in, like, cars and stuff like that. Yeah, that's, I don't really count that. But it sucks because I'm a large person. So, like, when I was, like, even when I wasn't, like, chunky, banging in cars would be fucking uncomfortable as shit. We'd have to, like, put everything down. You know, put the seats down in the back to it's, like, I don't really want to do this anymore, honestly.

Like, I'm at half-staff now. I'm not really in a move anymore. It's uncomfortable for me. It's my size. So it's like, I'd imagine. Yeah, dude, I used to have a tiny truck, a Chevy S-10, and that's just a regular fucking the basic bitch single cab. And I used to, in my senior year of high school,

that was like the sex mobile. I would banging that thing, and that shit was stupid. there's only one thing you can do move and then move in the passenger seat and then she hops on board on top because there's nothing else you can do

and do you know how hard it is to have sex in a moped someone would have to be driving a person would have to attach to them like a fucking bjorn like a baby on a fucking bior that's what dude

I like that idea actually there is nary a possibility of that happening, you know what I mean? Yeah. But no, yeah, I got to say, like, I don't think I've seen much crazy shit. Like, I guess, like, in New York City, you see, like, the occasional, like, insane shit. But, like, nothing that I could really remember as, like, an event. You know, I think maybe someone went streaking.

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Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Through like a like a concert. that I went to or like a fair or something. Like it wasn't really that interesting. I don't think I, I feel like public nudity in general is not really that interesting because it's just like, okay, yeah, yeah. The internet exists. I've seen all this in like a million different connotations.

So it's like, yeah. This isn't like the 1600s where it's like, ooh, scandalous. Is that a thigh, I see? Like, it's not like, I don't know. It's just nothing. It's so nothing. Did you imagine not seeing a vagina this list of your life? Like you're fucking 260.

Like you've never seen a pussy and you've never even seen what a vagina looks like. Never seen a single pussy. Like. That was a real, that was a real world not too long ago. You know, you would, you would have to. So you're talking about just in person not fucking like, like, like, you. Yeah, because, well, if it was on the internet, like this, like, you just go to eFucked or whatever and see all sorts of, like, ridiculous publicity. Specifically, yeah.

Dude, I've seen, I've seen just about every kind of vagina, I'm pretty sure. Yeah. I think so, too. I'm definitely starting to see repeats. Like, just about. every kind of vagina. It's like, it's like,

it's like, it's like, like an open world game. It's like an open-impacted a U-Gio cards, dog. You're like, I already got that.

See that one. Oh my God. Another fucking, another, oh my God, what's that fucking card? That bullshit broken card? Another fucking,

like, Zodia, shit, whatever. I don't even know. Oh, my God, there was some fucking fun. Like,

I don't know enough about Yu-Gio to like make that reference. Oh, what part of greed, got six of those. A pot of greed. Yeah, I already got a

Pot agreed. That card was so good, man. I hated it. When I played Yu-Gi-O, it was already gone for a good reason. And I went there, and I went to a tournament with three of them in my deck, and they were like, you can't use that. And I was like, oh. I went to a Pokemon.

No, no, it was a Yu-Gi-o. And it was something like that. But, like, I went to, like, a tournament to one of these things, and I didn't know how to play at all. I didn't know the rules at all. And I made the rules up, and they kicked me out so fast. I just lied about it. Hey, get out of you.

Yeah. I just kind of like, I knew. I knew like the words that you were supposed to use And that was it That was all I knew about it And then they were like This kid that I was dueling Was so serious about it

And he was like he did his whole thing where it's like I place this in fucking whatever Which will activate whatever And like I remember being like I place I place Exodia the forbidden one In attack mode With all of

and he's gonna attack you I think is what I said I can't remember what the fuck I said but they're like what the fuck that's not how you do that I went two more turns before they were like yo do you know how to play dude

and I just like I was just like nah man yes I'm playing the fucking expansion bitch you don't know the fucking new rules you're way to fucking deep gonna ready dude yeah I should have said that I should have been like yeah what what version are you guys playing

are you playing the outdated one idiot fucking bumble fuck dumb ass bro hope you die fast I know I know I know Yu geo okay

like I fucking I think I know a thing or two about the rules because I personally know him I know Yuio I know Yuio the person personally

oh my God that's so fucking amazing hey you better fucking stay away from me because I know Dragon Ball Z the man I know

I know Dragon Ball I know Mr. Ballsy and he's not going to be pleased with what you've done today. His name is Dragon, last name, Ballzzie. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you both. Yo, somebody's got to draw Mr. Dragon Ballzzy. What would he look like?

You'd have a fucking massive hairline, I bet. Like a really receded hairline, I feel like. It's so fucking stupid. Oh, my God. Anyway, we've fucking exhausted ourselves today. What a mesmerizing amount of bullshit we've gone through today? I know Dragon Ball Z. Don't fuck with me.

I know the man, Dragon Paul Z. I hate this planet. That is going to be... I think we're just on top of our game. I think in the early episodes... We're definitely not okay right now. And like, we're all tired. We're not okay.

We're definitely all tired. But I think I genuinely think that made this episode way better. Yeah, for sure. I had a weird amount of fun in this episode that I, you know, that wasn't really the same kind of fun that I've had in the last couple. So, uh, anyway, thank you all for supporting us on Patreon. It really means a fucking ton. You guys are the best. Uh, your fan arts fucking killer.

For sure. fucking insane shit. Just like way, way more than we really we really need or deserve. We deserve, yeah. But we speak for yourself.

I want to be fucking immortalized on a fucking mural wall thing. You guys need to step your shit up. One thing I would say, don't tattoo us. Well, you can tattoo them. I don't care. Don't even put that. Don't even put that in.

I don't put that energy at all. I don't want that shit. Yeah, don't put that energy out there. man because they'll do it. Don't put that in jail there. Yeah. I don't do out of spite. I'll fucking show you.

I want to get Thomas Winnie on my fucking cook. You know what? Since because he said that, fucking Halloween tattoos are coming up very, you know, usually like $13 or whatever. Get like a pumpkin version of Chris Raygun. I think that would be fucking dope.

Make sure you do that. Get Jack Skellington Chris Raygun. I just want that art. Well, yeah, the art would be cool. Imagine somebody tattoos that on their fucking cheekbone. Oh my God. I don't want to talk about that.

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