The Snark Tank - #430: Dome and Mucus

Episode Date: August 10, 2026

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Hello? Hello, everybody! I feel bad for people that are just listened to that first thing in the morning. Good morning. I hated that. Good morning, everyone. It's the Snark Tank podcast. It's probably going to go live at like 2 a.m.

For some people. Yeah, it's true. Well, the Star Tank podcast. It's me. It is the morning. It's me, Chris. It's him, Sweeney. It's him, Derek.

Look at us. At what point is it not nice? nighttime and it's morning. When the sun's coming up, right? That's when it's considering morning. Technically, but I would say for a lot of people, there's a 4 a.m. people that they don't consider that. It is now like morning. That would I say is the cutoff.

It's not late night anymore. It's early morning. It's early morning for a lot of people. If I'm up till 3 a.m., I still feel like it's nighttime. But we're encroaching on the territory where it's just like when it hits 4 a.m., I'm like, I might as well just stay up because it's the daytime now. You know? Yeah. It feels bad.

It's not a great. It's not a great feeling. It feels bad. Seeing it go from 3.59 to 4 is one of the worst feelings. It's really bad when you know like I fucked my day. I'm going to sleep through all of the best parts of the day. Everyone's going to be doing shit and being able to like, I'm going to be able to get an early start at things and I'm just not. Nope.

Because I prefer, like, if, like, since I'm starting because I want to try to get down like 50 pounds before the wedding. So I've been like going to the gym regularly. I've been there the last like the last maybe like eight days I've gone to the gym straight and it sucks I should probably chill because I'm gonna hurt myself

I feel it yeah yeah you can't overdo it and then you're gonna overdo it and then you're gonna get bedridden yeah because you're gonna fuck your side and then you're gonna gain more weight

I'm trying to go I'm trying to do like just free weights off at the house and I'm trying to do like if I'm doing benches or anything like that I need a machine for I'm doing it at the gym obviously yeah

but I try to I try to make sure I'm at the gym before no later than like three o'clock you should try get down to a weight where if you fell off of a bridge and landed on me, it wouldn't hurt me. I don't think that weight exists for me. I think my skeleton is just more than that, honestly. You don't think you can do it? Like I think I've quit or tar. I genuinely think if I lost weight and was at a healthy weight, even if I was below weight, I would still be like nearly 200 pounds. And that's crazy. Where's your, I mean, we can get you whoever weight we want to get you to. No, it's possible.

It's a healthy weight. Where do you want to be? Where do you want to be? Where do you want to? We can get you there. Which of your limbs do you like the least? Yeah. I don't think I have a, it's probably this arm. Okay. Your right arm? Yeah, I'm left-handed.

You, I'm going to be dexterous for the most part, but. I would keep both, what is your dominant hand? I got to be honest. Your dominant hands your left? When you do most things with? He's so stressed out. What do you do most things with?

I mostly, I mostly write with my left hand, mostly, but I can't write on my right hand. I throw a basketball, I throw a baseball with our football either hand. It genuinely doesn't matter. And it doesn't feel awkward? It is awkward, no. So you're like, legitimately ambi. That's crazy.

But I suck with both. Can you write? Writing with both. I just don't have good penmanship. That's almost the only. No, but like, but like in function. Genuinely in function. What is natural for you to start writing with? You're left? Yeah.

I was in my life. Okay. To me, that's, that's interesting. From my, it's weird. I'm left-handed as well, but I have the same thing where I do almost everything else with my right. Sports except for, and this is the most annoying thing is sports, like, soccer with my, I'm dominant with my left and it makes things awkward as fuck. That does sound crazy. It's really awkward because like it's, it's, it's, but everything else.

So when I play football, basketball, I'm right, uh, baseball, right. And then left dominant. And it's weird, especially when I'm fighting because since I'm, uh, I'm standard, um, orthodox. Oh, okay. Um, my dominant is my dominant is my left and your dominant should be your right when you're an orthodox. So it's fucking weird for me. So do you fight like this? So when I, No, when I want to actually kick like really hard, I go into a South ball. You switch. I go to South ball. So then like, because that's when a South Paul's their dominant with their left,

with their left leg. And so then that's when I want to kick really hard. It's fucking stupid. It feels weird. Genuinely either one for me doesn't matter. Yeah. It depends on like, like when I would play basketball, what you call? Depends on where I catch the ball with like what is convenient for me or the bishnamam.

You really didn't feel awkward either. Like it was, that's wild. That is. that is actually unique because usually people will be like, oh, I do this, but I'm okay with this. You know, there's a, like, the abatestric is it like perfect. You know what I'm saying? I have a preference, obviously, but I don't, I don't feel awkward either, honestly. That's interesting.

That is that, does that imply that your level of skill with both arms is so low? It may be so bad that is like, I don't feel, I'm just so terrible that I'm like, it might as well mix it up. Right. No, I don't, it doesn't really feel you. Like, I can, on the fast break, I get done with either hand. Like, it's genuinely never been bothered by stuff like that. I trained myself in high school to write with both arms or both hands, I guess, more accurately.

But I just, but then you stop writing because everybody types. Yeah. So I was just like, oh, well, this is a useful skill. Anytime I get a chance so I try to write things down, but then I see my penmanship and I'm like, yow. It's surprising that that would be your least liked limb because, like, I would keep both my arms before I kept both my legs. No way. Easily. No way.

Easily. No way. No way. You wouldn't get rid of one leg before you got rid of one arm? I get rid of one arm before a leg. That's so crazy to me. No way for me. Because a hand is more useful than a foot.

Yeah, that's true. That's not good at a hand. I don't really, I can, I get apart with this hand. You would keep the hand, but I get rid of the arm. It's like, I'd keep the arm and to the hand. That's great. Keep the arm and a hand. This is still me, but this is not me.

I think I can justify training a hand. Right. Because that's music gone. It's playing music gone for me. I don't play instruments. Well, it's playing video games gone for me. That's not. This is the mouse hand.

This is fine. This is the mouse arm. That's crazy. Yeah. I don't know. There's ways around it. Oh, also. Sorry.

Sorry. Do you know why your lips are shiny this time? What? They are? Yeah. It's not as bad as I, because before it was your whole fucking face was shining. It was crazy.

It was like, but you got shiny lips and I'm starting to wonder if he's like just fucking with us. He might have. a disease. Oh yeah like shiny lipsin. Shiny Lips syndrome. You have SLS. You have shiny lids syndrome.

That's what fucking Stephen Hawking died of. He did. I am. Shiny. His lips got so shiny that he forgot how to talk and he forgot on to walk because I don't know. Yeah, at one point he was just fine and normal and then like his butler came up. Sir, your lips

are quite shiny now. Oh! Oh! Oh! they what do you mean he already sounded like yeah he was a britt that was his actually that's the that's the big misconception with him is that like we all think that that was like a really crude computer voice like no that was actually a really perfect interpretation of how stephen hawking sounded this is actually incredible technology for the time when you have shiny lips syndrome that's what happens so yeah we're looking let's get so shiny that you can't speak you sound kind of robotic and then you remove almost all tone all fucking high and low for you

and you're just kind of in this midspace. I'd be fine with that. I'd be fine with that. You would be? I'm okay. Yeah. Do you take Lily? Do you take Lily to be your lovelily wedded wife?

I do. By the time his wedding comes. His shiny lips are going to, his whole face is going to be shiny? His whole face is shiny. He's just in the fucking wheelchair too. Slumped over. Lily's like, oh, man. Yeah.

Lily, do you take this? whatever this is to be your husband? I guess. I guess so. I guess. She doesn't sound like that. This is cool, I guess so, man. That's not how she sounds, dude.

I don't know, man. This is my husband now, fool. It's kind of fucked up, babe. He's kind of fucked up. I waited for so long and now, like, when he marries me, he's all fucked up, man. I didn't agree to this, say. I agree to marry a person who got to at least walk and speak like a normal person, man.

Like a normal person like me Like me She does not say that it's bordering Got disabled It's like Hey man what are you there It's like Whoa

What's going on with what? She is not Mexican It's like a GTA Mexican Are you sure is the SLS like affecting You're hearing too? She does not sound like that She sounds like that

To everybody but you She has an accent You can tell she's Mexican But she doesn't sound like that Yeah Like or LFool What's up That's what she's...

See, you're doing it perfectly. He's doing the voice perfectly because on sub-sum-conscious level, he knows she sounds like that. No, because I've fucking seen Speedy Gonzalez twice. Speedy Gonzalez doesn't sound like that. That's crazy, but it's terrific.

She has a chronic cholo syndrome. She's not a cholo at all. So she's got CCS. And it started, first she started, she sounded like, oh, it's me, Lily. And then over time, you're starting to know, But your syndrome is really impeding your hearing because we've known Lily for a lot of years. We've known Lily for longer than you have.

Yeah. It's pretty clear to us how she sounds. Yeah. Well, last time I saw her, I was like, hey, Lily, it's so good to see you. She's like, orally, she's wonderful. She got the fucking lokes on and she's like, bald head. What that's the thing? The tattoos on her head.

She has one cousin that's like that. like this motherfucker has been a jail. I love Cholos, dude. They actually pronounce it Hale. Hill. They're so fascinating to me, man. Mexicans in general? The Cholo culture.

Oh, yeah. There's something like they all. I think they're actually when they're not racist, when they're not vehemently racist. Sure. We don't need to talk about that. Let's just talk about the loks that they always have, the bald heads, the long side.

the fucking dickies the walk foos and all that shit the way that they they you know a lot of people think dancing is kind of like girly and queerish and shit it is it is they Puerto Rican that's crazy well yes I mean I don't think it's queer island dancing

is definitely queer coded let's be real it's not as horny as shit but yeah I guess the thing horny is gay oh there's the horny side there is the island basically sexual assault dancing. It's, it's, have you ever been to a freaking, like a, I've never been to one. It's crazy, dude.

And I'm like, crazy. That's that I, if you're fucking like that, Jesus Christ. What do you mean? If there's, um, I forgot what they're called. They're, um, it's like a, it's like a, it's like a, it's like a, it's like a, it's like a Caribbean party. It's like a, if I'm not mistaken, it's not dance hall. It's, it's, it's, um, bar or something like that.

It's like, one of the, like, big Caribbean things where you, You go there's like Dominicans, Puerto Ricans, Mexican. Not Mexican. They're not invited. They're not. Yeah. Oh, man. Dominicans.

Oh, man. And the way they dance is like literally like. They didn't invite me to the party, man. Have heard of daggering? What? Daggering. Like from Elder Scrolls? Yeah.

It's not that. It's not that different. It's not that different. It's not too dissimilar, actually. But instead of being a knife, it's a person. Instead of the sheath, it's a woman. I don't understand. just like violently humping each other.

It's crazy. Oh, yeah, yeah. So you've seen, okay, so you know, okay. But that's the kind of parties they have. And it's like, it's like, this is just have sex. Don't do that. No, like the sex. No, I can't.

God will be mad. It'd be less violent. That's the thing. It's just fuck. Because like, you know, if you need to keep the dick in the pussy, you can't be as violent as they know what we are. It's kind of like how, you know how like football is more violent than rugby, rugby even though like, yeah. It's like that kind of thing going on.

The illusion of. safety by the clothes. You're fully clothed, so you've got to put more effort and more more force into it. That's funny. Yeah, that's a good analogy. Catching wines is crazy, dude. Going there and catching wines is a...

Have you ever done anything like that? Yeah, I've definitely, not like a lot, but I've done it before. I wouldn't there? And your penis was okay? Like, it didn't like... My pelvis hurt for sure. I didn't go crazy. I had a girlfriend at the time, so I was like, I'm not going to go here and wow the

the fuck out because I'm dating somebody. I think she's probably... white girl too so she would have smelled. He was like what's your dick smell like cocoa butter? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, Coco Shea. Like, you're fucked, dude. What did you do? What you do? It's crazy. It's, I was like, I went there. I went there respectfully and I did it. I hung out

and I was like, this is really cool, but I can't have as much fun as my homies have it because I'm with somebody. Should have broke up with her right then and there. We'll see what you do is you break up with her. And then you get right back with her after you're done. Like, I'm really sorry. I was just. That's so crazy. I've done that. You, I can't even imagine how many people have done something like that. Am I crazy? I must have been a terrible man. I don't think you're

alone. People are like, oh dude, I did this fucking wild thing and it's like, dang, I've definitely done shit like that before too. That's crazy. I think it's just a, that's, you're young. It's, it's not even that you're young. It's just like, that's an experience that a lot of people just have. Really? Yeah, I think so. I've been, I've been made. I've never done that. You've never, I think there's a lot of, I've gotten fucking closed. I've definitely broken up with the tempted immensely. I literally broken up with a girl to like have my conscience more clear and then flirt it with a girl.

Yeah. And then like, I was like, what am I doing? I'm walling right now. Yeah. But it was a genuine epiphany. It's not just me being like, why they get put together. Here's what I think. I think people who are young experienced that sometimes and they grow out of it. I think younger people who have a good run of it get fucked over some at some point and then they're like, fuck it, whatever. And then they get into that fear and then they get out of it. I think it's just like a thing. Yeah. It's just people. Have you been in this situation?

Because this is, I've noticed this many times being like committed relationship. And say if you were single, if you were single, if you knew encountered somebody in the wild out in the open and you know this would have been the start of something. But since you're in a relationship, you're like, I'm not even going to entertain this kind of a thing. Have you been in situations like that before? I have definitely had to put up walls between me and females that I've met that I'm like, oh, I know we, you'd be cool people if I was single. But I'm not. So I'm not even going to entertain this. They've been like acts out of situations.

I'm not even joking. This happened today where first of all, I became like a fucking conductor where like a bunch of people had to go take the Ventura County train. And so I don't know what was about today, but five old people and one younger person were like, oh, I need to get on the V. And then I was just like, oh, I know. And then the conductor was like, just follow this guy. And then so I was like leading a bunch of people.

I should have led him the wrong train. That's crazy. That's so funny. Just for no reason. I promise you, this is Ventura County and her close the train. You're safe. And then start getting the train and moving it so it just goes. And the conductor's like, I guess we're going.

I wasn't even close to being ready to leave yet. This was like, today I was almost late to catch the first train. And there's some chick that had never been, whatever. And she's like, oh, it's just the right. I'm like, yeah, everything's good. and then she like wouldn't stop talking to me and then like I was like all right you know like I'm gonna

I'm gonna go over here now and um there was like a you know when she's like looking yeah and I was like get come on man like I don't you should have put your wedding ring on and then punch the fuck out of her

what's wrong with you I'm with all my Chris Redfield Chris Redfield with the like I'm like the wedding ring would not work the wedding ring would not work

the wedding ring would not work. The wedding ring makes it worse. The wedding ring makes it it even more like you to deliver you. Unfortunately. What it does it

is enhances your resolve of infertner. It makes me feel more. Yeah, I like that. I know who I'm bound to. Exactly. It makes me punch her

way hard than I would have before. I got the spirit of marriage. It's like a buffed. There's a back frame of like a lion like roaring. Roar. You know,

it was more force. It was, she was very nice and stuff, but it was just one of those things where it felt like I'm like, this is so the start of like a

a dumb romance movie or some shit like where you run into people publicly people would I would dream of this shit and I'm like sure and I feel like I'm like cute and I'm like yeah I feel bad because I'm like bitch I'm sorry like you know it's it's kind of like another another guy

maybe there's another guy on the train I'm good I promise you I'm good and yeah but to your point the fucking the terrible people that go after people who are taken It's not good. That's why if you put your wedding ring on it's like ranked. It's like ranked.

It's like they're testing their skill. They are. They are. They're like, oh, this guy, I'm going to test his resolve and then they usually crumble. You know,

married men crumble immediately. It's shitty. It's shitty to do that. I've definitely done that before, but it is shitty. Have you? I've definitely, I said a story.

I slept with a girl where I went to go, who I knew her boyfriend. Oh, right, right, right. That's one thing I never did. It was really fucked up.

I did it was a dick, but like, It's still not my place to do that, and I understand that was wrong. It feels bad. It feels bad. It's wrong. In hindsight, I imagine how bad that I'm going to get in a moment. I was getting pussy.

I didn't give up. I didn't give me a fuck. I felt bad about... I had like moments where I'd be like, I can't believe I'm doing this. I played basketball with this guy. He's an asshole, but like... And then I'm getting, while I'm getting a blow job, oh, my God. I can't believe.

I can't believe I'm doing it. Oh, no. That's so funny. Oh, no. You're like an Oppenheimer. And she's like, are you good? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, keep going.

I'm having a monologue. I've had it. Keep going. I'm conflicted. Dude, I don't know. It's really, I don't know, man. I look back at like my dating history, and I'm like, I could have been a much, much, much better part of

to a lot of those people. But if I was, I wouldn't be with the person I love right now. You know what the thing is, though? That's true. If you don't strike them, you're already like the upper, centile. That's kind of what's crazy about that. That bar is too low.

It is way too low. It is, but it's also like, dude. You meet some people and you're like, if you respect that bruise definitely wasn't there before she went in the bathroom. I haven't met anyone in my recent life that I've known that I've seen that with. Well, no. Because they hide it now. Yeah.

It's hit. Put this makeup on. Shit, man. Everything's hidden. We just, I hate that you don't know. The nicest person you know could also be a fucking monster. That shit scares me, man. That's why I come out front facing terrible.

So it's like, this is the worst aspect of me. This is me on display. These is the worst aspects of me. It's good that like undercover it's better. Especially since we have like a little bit of like public, uh, whatever. Uh, it really kind of shows you that like, okay, if you were truly a fucking monster, probably you would have been outed by now.

Like not, it doesn't always happen. That doesn't always happen obviously. But I would say truly a monster. Not like say, oh, you. treated me because every once while you hear those stories like oh uh what happened with that that that idiot Noah Samson where Ethan Ethin Klein was trying to you know he was trying to cancel him or whatever and he just had like a bad relationship or something exactly I was like oh let me see what this is about and I was like oh he treated me poorly I was like I can't fucking believe did you vet this bitch did you vet her did

did you talk to her at all I don't think so um you'd have to be like deforbit for me to be like you know what I can be a little bit before that I can be a little bit before that like a little Little before only a little though You gotta be being abusive Even if you're emotionally abusive If you're if you're doing Short Yukins to your partner I would want to know yeah

Yeah like don't don't hit your partner No DPs man Just respect them like I don't know like respecting women is like on the low It's on the decline now Because I even I'm I know some people who I'm around them With their partners in the way they talk to them I'm like you talk to your you talk to your Your lady like that like in public

And it's I'm just like man Must be nice Must be not Nice, man. It must be nice to talk to someone like that and not just get attacked once you get back in a half. I will say there is a little bit of a grasses greener thing sometimes where I'm like, where I'm like, damn, sometimes I wish I was a controlling piece of trash. And I'm like, do this. Hey, stop talking.

Don't say it out. Speak what spoken to. Don't say it out loud. You don't say those words out loud, right? You can be like, nah, that looks interesting. And then you move on. You don't, like, say, having a, a better life.

I keep telling, I keep telling my friend Mick to, to do that with his lady. I keep telling him, like, well, you should hit her. And he's like, just like, you see it through someone on his eyes. He's like, he's like legitimately. Yeah, I keep trying to get it. I keep trying to get her. Just like, just strike her, please.

Just a quick reset. For me, for your friends. She doesn't, she doesn't, she, she thinks that you're weak. Yeah. She doesn't respect you. She doesn't respect you more of you. If you hit her, which scares me sometimes as I think about like, if I did hit the Lee, I think she'd probably stay with me.

And I'm like, dude, just kill me. I told her, I was like, yo, if I ever put my hands on you, shoot me. What did she shoot me? Did you ask to the, would you leave me if I hit you? I don't. And I'm like, it shouldn't be, I don't know. Oh, shit. It should not be.

I don't. Fuck you. You got a locked dude. You got her locked. That's crazy. Yeah. Marry her now. Like a five-year-old going to see Spider-Man.

Just fucking boom. Elbow. And then she's just like crying for 10 minutes, whatever. And then you put an ice pack on her and she's like, he's so loving and caring. Hold on. I'm like, I can't if I did something like that, man. I can't believe it. I can't never, never again.

I can't believe he did that to me, man. That fucking hurts, fool. Dwele. Dwele. Dwele. Dwele. No, mommy's way. That hurts.

I can't believe you hit me. It's true. Meal, man. Anyway. Anyway. What's for dinner? You told me, fool. Oh, and you tell me.

Oh, yeah. You got shiny lip syndrome. You don't tell me. I think that makes me sad. I'm like, dude, don't ever, like, if I, first of all, if I'm hitting you, I'm crazy. I've lost my mind. So get out of there. Call the police on me, shoot me or something.

I'm not, I'm not myself. No. But I think, unfortunately, because of the culture she's a part of, And because of her being a woman in this world, she, her brain would be like, there must be something wrong with him. This is not who he's become. It's like, no.

She won't give up that easily. Yeah, it's really. I appreciate that to a certain extent. I appreciate that she loves me that much. Yeah. But get out of there. Yeah, because in the flip side, honestly. Yeah, you're too, in particular,

you're too big to be striking people. Yeah. Oh, especially her. He's small. Yeah. He's like a bear. You and her is like, that's not, you know, that ain't great. Would you guys, would you guys say something if you notice?

You noticed, started noticing bruises. On her? Yes. Yes. You would say something? Yeah, yeah. What would you say? How would you go about it?

I don't know. What? I don't know. I'd call the police. Would you pull her aside? Or would you like, would you just be like, or would you pull me aside? How would you go about it? The second I see a bruise on her for any reason.

I'm calling the police on you. That's crazy. I love it. He did not even ask questions. She bruises so easily. She hit her fucking arm on like the counter or something. She bruises so easily. Nope.

Nope. Nope. I actually. No, I would say. say something probably. I would imagine. That's like such a wild. You can't let that slide. Even if it's your homies, I'd be like, hey man,

you are right? That's how I was like, hey dude, you're all right? You, uh, dojo's looking. It's so easy not to strike people in general is the thing. So like I just, that to me is just like that's so crazy. The problem is that we play fight a lot. And that is a problem.

A lot we play. Look at it. Look at it trying to. It's striking. It's playing. We're playing. It's just playing. No, we play fight a lot. So what I have to do is I have to actively. I have to actively.

She's in the back of a fucking Tesla. Stop. It's like, it's playing. We were playing. We play fight. And what happens is that I, I understand that I could harm her. But she doesn't understand that she can, like this. Remember what my face when I had the fucking scratch on my face?

She cut the shit up. She didn't do it on purpose, obviously. But she scratched the shit out of me. And I was like, honey. You say, where do this to anyone? You're dead. You're dead, fool. Got my vatos come and run on you, fool.

And I was like, honey, I understand you didn't go on purpose. Stereotypes. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Please. Stop hitting me. And I'm like, honey, look, I understand we're playing. Or what happened is she's tickler.

So whatever I'm going to do something or she does the freaking like spasm. And I'm like, you're not spasming that hard. You're selling this harder than you are. How do you tickle spasm? Stand up and then fucking chin check me. You're like, oh my God, he tickled me too hard. I'm like, are you serious? You tickled me.

She's loading the guy. She's loading it. Fuss me, she spins the barrel. Oh, it's impulsive, man. I didn't. Sorry. I didn't know. It nicked you like our president.

It's a muscle spasm. Insane. Don't play fight with your ladies, guys. Don't play for your ladies. Someone gets hurt and it always feels yours. Unless you got like one of the, like, a Danny DeVito situation. going on. She's way taller. Yeah, yeah. Then it's probably fine.

You can look at a little bit of wrestling. It's fine. No, like, to me it's kind of like scratching. Are you, you know scratching hurts, man. That's why they got it. It's locking it all the way. Yeah. Sometimes you choke her to sleep. You got you. You took her to sleep. Token up. Get her one solid stern kick while he's unconscious. One just, one just, one is, I win.

By the way, every female listener we have checked out miles ago. Yeah, you guys really sure. Miles ago. This is just. Don't condone this. This is literally just... I'm hoping we have some Butch lesbian listeners that are taking notes. Oh, yeah, that's right. On account of the statistics.

What is it? 98% of lesbians are violent criminals. Escalating. It's true. It's true. 98.8%. It's crazy. Violent criminals?

You ask Ellen Page. Or not Ellen. Paige, what's her name? Ellen DeGeneres, I meant. Oh, Ellen DeGeneres. Yeah, she flash kicked her fucking, like, crew members and stuff. She got the two. She got the one.

Two! Ellen DeGeneres. Who's another famous evil fucking lesbian? Rosie O'Donnell, probably. Probably. Probably beat up a bunch of people. I thought Rosie O'Donnell's a grappler. She's pretty nice.

She has just like a Zengief kind of S attacks. Yeah. She's really old now. It's crazy to get how old she is now. I saw her talking mad shit about, uh, she like left the country and was talking mad shit about Trump. I love that they've had this thing for a while. They've been like Goku and Vegeta. Yeah.

I don't know why it's started. It's older than we are, I'm pretty sure. Like she probably had her talk show or whatever and said one like horrible shitty joke. Yeah. And he just never let it go. He's like, when I become president, I'm going to kill this bitch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember him like talking mad shit on her on the campaign trail.

Yeah. I was like, only Rosie O'Donnell. That was what I remember. It's like, you call women pigs and he said, only Rosie O'Donnell. I'm sure, yeah. Which was a good line, to be fair. It's, but also like, why? What is your issue with Rosie O'Donnell?

Yeah, like, no one thinks about her anymore. I really don't like her. I'm gonna, I'm gonna spend a block on her. Do you remember Rosie O'Donnell? Like, the only, what is your association with Rosio O'Don outside of the Donald Trump thing? Because for me, it's literally like, for a brief moment in time that I can recall. I don't remember the show.

I remember her being, like, associated with Nickelodeon for some reason. Like, she was, Nickelode, like, the kids' choice awards or something. Oh, is she hosting or something? I remember because there was a line of Burger King toys in like the late 90s that was just like all around Rosie O'Donnell and Burger King. And for whatever reason, like,

it's like one of those flash in the pan moments that like for whatever reason like, I don't know why this memory is in such high definition because it's not significant to my life in any reason, but like, I wonder why she was chosen. I remember her being on South Park. I remember her not being on South Park, but being made fun of on South Park. Sure. Sure. And I remember

the show was like a talk show if I'm mistaken. I think. I think. think that's the thing I was like I'm pretty sure she had a talk show but I'm also I'm doubting that now but then there's also uh what's her name there's rosy because I know there's Ricky Lake and I'm like oh my God I'm thinking I'm like I might because I know they had the similar builds and I'm like I might confusing them wasn't she the girl from the first hairspray I you would know more than me because I don't know anything I know nothing about Ricky Lake I just knew she had a talk show I remember Ricky Lake yeah because I used to I grew up in that

era where when you stayed home from school you'd catch all that shit. Mori. Jerry Springer. Jerry Springer. Jerry Springer was, that shit was, that shit was fun,

dude. These 1999. It's like, why would anybody buy that? I don't know. But I remember this very distinctly because I was like,

because I really like Nickelode and I was like, who the fuck is Rosie O'Donnell? Yeah. Like, why did she become? I was like six. There's a weird reason why, like some,

why she was chosen me because she obviously wasn't connected to Nicolode. Yeah, she didn't have a show or anything. Oh, no, Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards. Yeah. So it was just like a tie-in Kids Choice Awards thing.

Yeah, I remember this golden... Is the Kids Choice Awards too thing? Yeah, I remember this. Yeah, I remember the- It's not the same. The slime pen with the globe on it. I remember the golden globe. You think people still get slimed and shit?

Probably, yeah. No way. Probably yeah. I don't see that anymore. I'm a 20-25 Kids Choice Awards. Let's see. We would never see that shit anymore.

Definitely us. I can't imagine like that that's a real thing. Let's see. Kids Choice Awards. That was a theme song. That wasn't. It wasn't. It wasn't.

I was there. It wasn't. You were there? You were at the kids' choice. The fact that, like, the fact that people live around here lived near it was crazy. Because I would have been, at that age, at that period of time, oh my God, I would have been crazy. That is interesting. Like, yeah, it's hard. I talked to Lily about that all the time. She was like, we just didn't, like, I didn't, like, I didn't notice. I would have been so obsessed. It's so funny thinking about it, too, because I remember, like, I would wake up in, not seventh grade, maybe like ninth, eighth and ninth grade. I remember I would get up really early for school and I would put on. it was, I would put Nicktoons on because in the morning for Nickelodeon it was like Nick Jr. Yeah, but Nick tunes had like Invader Zim and like Aria Monsters and stuff before school. And I remember on Nicktoons specifically, which was like the sister channel for Nickelodeon, it was like way, way far away. It was like 223 or something. Mm. It was like, two hundred twenty three.

And I'm like, what the fuck is this place? And I was so enchanted. buy it. And then I ended up here by pure circumstance. Dude, I think it's very fun to me. I think living here in like the early 90s, early thousands probably would have been a fucking vibe. That's been cool. Yeah. To be around those people and just like go to a bar and like oh

there's fucking the creator of SpongeBob and shit. Oh yeah. They got rid of the they got it's it actually really pisses me off that they did this. There's like a sandwich shop that used to have I don't know what it is now. I think it's another restaurant which is also more insane to me because if you're changing the entire business I could maybe almost understand it.

But it's, it was a sandwich shop where, like, all the animators would come and they would, like, draw on the wall. And so you had, like, original caricatures of, like, you know what that. I know what it is. It's not there anymore. They got rid of the, they got a donut shop in the area that has, um, the same thing. You go in there and it's all of the, like, original drawings of all the things of the Disney characters. Is it still there? Like that.

Oh, the donut shop are still there. Yeah. But is the, the wall still there? Yeah. That's good at least. These guys fucking were so stupid. It was like down the street from Nickelodeon. one block up from Cartoon Network

from the old Cartoon Network building and they had, I remember I went there with Zach and Michael and a bunch of other people and they had this wall and it was like you had like Simpsons from Matt Grainning and like all these things and then like they sold it and then they were like, no, let's pain over this. I'm like you're crazy for not keeping that.

Yeah, that's a piece of that's a piece of history. That's so cool. I think there was like literally a Toriyama drawing there too. That's insane. Which is fucking insane. And like you're disrespectful. You should be shot that. I think whoever did that should be drawn in court. That's not hard. That's why. That's not art.

That should be a piece of art. That should be like protected art. That's history. It's like it's. It'll take animation seriously. It's fucking crazy. It's so fucking nuts. So,

that they don't take animation seriously in this country. Look that. It's actually still got some motion. The 2025 kids. Was Tyler? I went recently? Yeah. Which actually kind of weirded me out because I was like,

isn't she just like a sex fucking fucking. I mean, did she just, did she like, Tyler? She's just like a. She hosting her most. No,

no. This time I think Jack Black hosted, which makes sense. That makes sense. He's been hosting since I was a fucking child. Okay. Yeah, School of Rock. Oh, has he really been hosting, like, the entire time?

Not every time, but he was there for School of Rock when I was there now. Oh, God, damn. School Rock's like fucking what, Nick and Nick and Nicolaudian. I remember this, that thing. Hey, hey, whoa, whoa, chill, Jay. It's really close. Like, it's actually an immense showcase of skill that he managed to get through it without saying. Every single time he did not say the NIC and NICNNNNIC and NICN, I mean, it's really not that.

I mean, it's really not that. Nick and Nick and Nick and Nick and Nicolodeia. That's weird to even if I said it six times actually What? Oh what? It's weird to see like because I have no I have no reference to like what's going on and I'm going on anymore to whoever the fuck this kid is and the person on the right. I don't know. That's Hayden Tommy.

Yeah, that's not real. I was like I thought he was serious. I was like who is that? You're thinking of Thomas Hayden Church who played Sandman in Spider-Man. I like that this guy Andy King, the 2025 kids choice of words were painful. And I'm like, you fucking, you're fucking 30. Let me see this person. It looks like Adam Friedland.

I got to say, I got to say. He's in his early 20s. I look, I get, maybe. There are certain things I get where, like, you like them as a kid and you like them now because there, there's still stuff to like him. I get it. The kid's choice awards, what the fuck are you as an adult doing criticizing the kid's choice awards with respect? You might have children not watched it and might have been forced to watch it. So don't fuck it.

I don't know. that's kind of crazy because like there's no way the kids the kids the stores of wars were never cool they were never a little bit they were never interesting for me they were cool for a little bit because it's a fucking award show who gives you shit i have not seen an award show that wasn't on some level incredibly boring or incredibly painful even the game awards which i like to watch because i like to see new shit like i'm most of the time i'm like let's hurry up let's hurry up let's hurry up the music no really other performances it's i mean it's probably cool for people who are there.

That's true. Doesn't do much for me. I'll go to one of them eventually. I want to go up on stage, but I feel like, I feel like I get shot if I do it. They would shoot you now. They would shoot you now.

Yeah. They'd shoot me and I would still go. I'd still lumber up there. Yeah. And it'd say, hey, you die on stage. It'd ruin a game award. Hell yeah, dude. Insane.

Anyway, we want to get to questions? Yeah, we can do that. You talk about bullshit for wait too long. Well, there's nothing going on. You know? I walk up there. I'm bleeding. I'm fucking.

all damaged. Hi guys. They're not, they haven't stopped shooting me yet. Yeah, but you, you fucking made it. You made,

that was your last. High guys. Ditch effort. I like that. It's a valiant. And then Jeff Keeler comes up and freaking picks my body at one hand and flings me out of the room.

He's like, he grabs you, he's holding you up. And he just says, High Guard two and then throws you. High guard two. They lean me up through the ceiling. I'm gone.

I'm like the team rocket when they go fly. We took the entire destiny team and we had to make Harg-Higar too. That would be so funny. That would be a riot. That would be so good. That would be so bad. I'm like, oh, it's over. It's truly over. Yeah. Anyway, we're getting some questions. Remember you.

That's right, you. I'm pointing at the camera right now for the people who are listening in the audience on the audio track. You yourself can ask a question at patreon.com slash a snark tank. Did you know that? You fucking should have Basic show etiquette Who does that? Who does that in the BVE?

Was it, Rick Flair? What? That's like, You! Is it Rick Fler? That's a soldier boy, idiot. No, you dumb,

no. No, no, that's Hulk Hogan. It's Hogan, yeah, there you go. Yeah, rest and peas. Yeah, rest and Piz, baby. Brother.

I'm fucking dead brother. Piss brother. Piss brother. Pee-B brother. Pee-B brother. His death was so funny I reacted to some people were like He's like kind of an asshole

Ouch my heart brother And other people were like I love them and everybody's odd people are like He was a piece of shit He was a snitch He was literally a fucking snitch There was a lot of people That palpitations brother

There was a lot of people that just They don't you know They literally never care about what happens They just like oh I remember Colke Hogan And I'm gonna pretend like everything else didn't happen The Terry Baboo, whatever the fuck

His name is, I'm gonna Balea or whatever the fuck I'm gonna pretend he's not real And so he didn't Go on that rant that Gawker released Yeah You know he wasn't like you said Snitching on wrestlers and disbanding A fucking union

They literally they were trying to unionize And he snitched Yeah And ruined it for them All those wrestlers That's why some of them just didn't say shit There was like It's like Kramer

You know We're respectful He was like yeah Kramer's Kramer Yeah Yeah that's kind of He's the funniest character in that show. But also, Brother had a little bit of a tantrum.

He had a tantrum. Which is way is not nearly as bad as Hulk Oakland. No, it's not. Mad is like, like, incredibly guilty. But like, every time I see an interview with him, he's, like, still broken up about it. Which, like, it makes sense, I guess. Well, it ruined his career. It doesn't know if it was a part of, you know.

Sure. Like, it really sullied it. And his manned afterwards. But I would argue, that's what I would say. It's like, I would argue. that Jerry's worse Jerry's doing way more damage Oh sure

Jerry's worse in my opinion The problem is that The problem is that Jerry A sliver about his bullshit You know what I mean Huh? We only know a sliver about Jerry's bullshit too You know what I'm saying

That's true yeah It's not like It's not like you fucking You know like When people make fun of the 17 year old thing It's not like You know it's not unique to him You know what I'm saying

Right Like I know we don't have evidence It's still very bad But um yeah It's like a Brad Pitt Have he gone through his cat Oh, yeah, I'm sure there's probably like a lot of stuff about it. It's actually, his catalog is wild.

It's bad. He's a bad dude. It sucks. He's one of my favorite actors, Jadilly. That naga sucks. Even why he was, even why he was popular, he was dating like a 14 year old girl at one point.

That's crazy. It's like, he was abusive to watch her name a lot. Oh, he fucking, lots of dragon punches to Angelie. Jolie, like repeatedly. To the point where his kids were like,

we don't want to be a pit. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Like a lot. Because he kept like, he kept like, he kept like, you can't, You kept like, you know, it's here. He would be verbally, physically, to her and the kids, apparently.

Like, it was insane. Yeah, but, like, what were they saying? That's crazy. Stop hitting me. You know, some kids are going. For a period of time, eventually, it would have taken divine chains to keep me away from her. Ouch. I thought she was so hot when I was, like, maybe 13.

Her lips are, like, crazy. So what? Their lips are crazy. I was like, yeah, I want those, I want those around my peepee. Straight through. That's crazy. I don't know. Oh, when she did Tomb Raider, I was like, I was pretty, I don't love, too little.

I never loved or cared that much about Brad Pitt in the first place. I really like, so him being like a bad person is like, yeah. Yeah, to me, I really only, actually, I really only care about him in a fight globe. I like him in Glorious Bastards, I guess. Sure. But like, Mr. Smith and glorious bastards, brunt after, like, I was a, I was a big Brad Pitt fan. Yeah, I was a big Brad Pitt fan. He was like, because I think like out of all those like actors that were like, oh, these are like the next great actors.

I think the only one that I thought was a really good actor was him I was like this guy's a good actor He's the guy who did the commentary track on Armageddon I don't remember Oh man no no no no no not Matt Damon The other one

The other one Ben Affleck I like he's cool as fuck I don't know if I like him as an actor Or like care that much Or I don't know if I think of him as like you know I think he gets a lot I think he gets a lot of shit I think he's better than what people say

He seems like a cool guy Yeah I love that commentary He's like The commentary talk is one of the funniest things I really earnestly think It's like one of my favorite pieces of comedy ever. He's just, he's just talking shit, and he was talking about arguing with fucking Michael

Abe. Yeah. The art of the commentary track is gone, too. That's what makes me so sad about it. Well, they don't do it anymore. I'm not talking about that one. I'm saying, you can't find that one. That's crazy.

Well, no, no, no. Those are still around, but, like, they don't do commentary tracks on movies anymore, not really. They do it more interview style, or, like, people talk about it for a little bit, but they don't actually give, like, full commentary of the film. Yeah, they don't have, like, a, They don't have a special edition DVD because now it's like, oh, well, here's the fucking movie on streaming or whatever, and you don't get it. He had that conversation about what's his name? What's that dude about is the, islamophobia? And he was technically right the whole time in the conversation.

Oh, you're talking about it. He was on Bill Mars thing. I disagree with that. No, I think that was like one of those things where people kind of like go back and like retroactive. You know what I, you know when people like, oh my God, what's the word? I mean, if I'm not mistaken, wasn't he like, vehemently against Islamophobia? Well, so here's the, here's the issue. And I think this is the only issue.

And I actually, when it comes to Bill Maher, I kind of side-eye him now because of how he's a Zionist. Now I wonder. I wonder if he was truly telling the truth because the idea was we're criticizing Islam as an ideology. I don't care about Arabs because he's saying, Ben Afflego was being like, it's gross, it's racist. That was one thing he kept saying. And one thing that a lot of people would do, especially like secular humanist or whatever, they would be like, no, we're criticizing Christianity, Islam, so on and so forth. And so people would be like, that's racist when he criticize Islam. And people would usually push back and be like, no, it's not.

I wonder about Bill Maher now retroactively. Oh, Bill Maher sucks, but the argument was still the same. The argument is the same, but just not, that's not the same thing. Yeah. I understand. Like, you're like, yes, yes, right? Because Islam is dumb as hell. But unfortunately, but unfortunately Islam is so heavily attached to a particular group of people.

I understand that in a broad sense. same thing with like Zionism and Judaism shit, you know. Right, but that's exactly a great argument. That's exactly the point though. And I understand, right? I understand. But it's like the problem is that unfortunately

so many people stupid people scapegoat their prejudice in critiques of the other thing. I understand. Which I think Bill Maher absolutely did in that conversation. Like 110%. I think that's valid. But I also,

I think the way he went about it was just, he worded his words kind of poorly. He could have worded. But he's also an actor. Like whatever. Yeah, he wasn't exactly that word. I don't have I think if you had a chance

to have that conversation he would word it better now again. Sure, probably. Yeah. But it's like, but it's, I agree with you what you're saying. All he should have said was because here's a great point you could say

especially when you're talking about Islam. If you're criticizing Islam, how come you don't spend any time criticizing the, um, Muslims that are in the South, that are in Southeast Asia. You know,

they're like predominantly Muslim over there. They do Muslim things over there. They lash women. So on and so forth. You don't spend any time talking about that. Why do you only, talk about these brown people in the Middle East over here. And then you can rightly start to dissect

why there's a lot of people who are racist and they don't actually care about Islam. They care about these brown people that are wearing certain funny hats in shit. It's the same thing about people who hate Jews instead of Israel as a government. And so it's like you can tell the difference. That's the Republican Party, TBA from being honest.

The Republican Party, they hate Jews because they're incognito whites and they hate that. And like, I don't want to give people this power. And it's like you don't hate Zion You hate Jewish people. There is no nuance in the Republican Party. The conservative is nuance is not literally not a thing. There's nuance. It's like, brother, you...

Like, there's no... They're talking about a... It's not even particularly common in the Democratic Party either, to be honest. But like, the Republican Party's way... It's infinitely worse. Somehow worse. That's a good way to put it. Somehow.

It's worse. Despite all odds, it's... One of the biggest problems right now that's happening within a Democratic Party is people trying to create nuances. when there doesn't need to be. And you, like, say, oh, the DSA needs to separate themselves from Democrats. That's what Bill Maher's doing right now, for example. And where Republicans are just like, we ain't doing that shit.

Just swallow it. We're just freaks. Like, we're not doing these nuanced discussions of like, this pockets and this. Like the extreme right, there used to be an extreme right. There really isn't. It's just, they're just right wingers. Sure. Like, and they're not dividing themselves amongst, like, in the way that,

all this unnecessary bullshit where it's like, Zoronan and all these people, or for all these policies like what's his name? John Stewart just had a conversation with John Federman and it's fucking painful to watch or to listen to. It's so clear that he's brain damaged

I know that he is objectively but like if he didn't say anything it would be obvious. Zeron said something he was like if we made a system now where we brought up a system where we would lend out free books that people for them to use

and acquire they would say we're crazy right now and it's like that's true that is true the argument is like Oh my God. Yeah, they wouldn't like libraries or hospitals.

If hospitals came out now, they'd be like, what do you mean? Well, hospital, I mean, well, what are you talking about?

What are you going to, we're going to take care of people that are injured? Well, they're doing about the fucking, though. We were doing about the groceries already. He's like, oh,

we're going to start having a government funded groceries. We're going to start rolling them out. And they're already finding reasons they hate it. And it's like, how could you hate this idea? It doesn't even affect you. Yeah. Even if it literally doesn't.

It has no berry. Imagine that. You're not even, that's the craziest thing to me. People that don't even live in New York or, like, getting upset. I think about that all the time where I'm like, I'm thinking about like children, children going to school and getting lunch. Bothers some people. It pisses me off, I tell you. That's insane.

That's insane. A child is being awarded a lunch to go to school. What are you getting awarded a lunch for? Because they're alive. Yes. So am I. I didn't get a lunch. Yeah.

Yeah. You know, now you have the means to make money. That child just unfortunately exists. I didn't get a lunch when I was in school. Sorry It should be better After work No, it should be worse

I didn't get this I hear people talk about that I'm like I really want to The polio vaccine So I'm not taking it Yeah yeah yeah You can't Can't force be

And people are just saying People are just Against human beings I think it's the most obvious thing Is okay If I'm forced to go to school You better fucking feed me It's very simple

It's very simple If the government Is requiring you to do this shit then you provide all the stuff within that thing for me to thrive within it. He's have to pay $16 for a pizza. I agree. I agree with your logic of like,

oh, if you guys go to school, they should be fed. It's very simple. I think it should just be a human right. I think it should be, you should not, at least while they're there,

they get fed. That's it. Right. And that's affecting what you said. Yes, but it's like, it shouldn't just be. If you're requiring me to go here,

you need to take care of me. It's very simple. It's like, it's like fucking prisons. It's very simple. If you are making me, go to prison, then you obviously have an obligation to keep me alive. Nope.

And there's a lot of people who obviously disagree with that. You can have food for money or a grenade for free. I like that. I'm going to choose a grenade. I'm going to blow my way out. It's not bad. It's not bad at all. They hand it to you live.

Close the door. All right, let's do a question. We didn't get through anyone, didn't you? Yeah, I mean, I try. I know. I know you brought it. Let's, all right.

So young Sweeney causes 9-11 after getting made fun of by an Indian kid, Rodin. Fair. Not even a same group of people. Yeah, it's not even, I didn't even close. I knew that when I was that not,

nah, maybe not quite yet. Have you guys? At that age, I certainly. I didn't understand that Indians. Real quick before you go through the question. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. This is the guy that wants us to be done. I know, but I know, but I just got to bring this up. This real fast. We don't need to get into it. I'm just saying,

Have you seen that footage springing up again? Because there's 9-11? Yeah, about 9-11. Do you know that there was these Israelis that got arrested that were celebrating? I heard about that. I heard about that. I heard about that. I heard about that.

Alex Jones and so on and so over them talking about, dude, this isn't fake. This is the thing that upsets me about like. It's really, it's like straight up real, real? Yes. And oh my God. But here's, listen. What do you mean? It's just like a random gaggle of Jews celebrating?

Well, no, they're connected to Mossad. So here's the thing, though. But here's the thing. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. I said, oh, I don't want to get into it. Oh, what do you got? What you got? Did you see the dude who, like, bought the lease for the Twin Towers, like a couple weeks before 9-11? Uh-huh. And insured it.

Yes. Look, man. That shit is crazy. Listen, guys, guys, there were those, some of those people were told not to come into work. I just want to say this. Yeah, he didn't go. Here's the problem. He never missed a day of work, and he didn't. Here's the problem.

That's so crazy. The conflation, and this is what I've always had a problem with liberals. I've always had a problem with liberals. that conspiracy theories were tied to the right and they wouldn't entertain anything anything so when you would bring up stuff about 9-11 and then you if somebody would bring up something about the oh the planes were fake and then they would think something like bringing up

about the insurance and and the Pentagon they would conflate it all together and I'm like guys you're aware that purposely like niggas like Jepsy and they would fund people to go on these like chat places that would go in there bring ridiculous theories in there to pull people's eyes away from like real shit that was probably being

brought up in those conversations. I would just, I'm not even the financier. Yeah, the guy. New York financier. He does stuff. He does stuff. But yeah.

The investor, yeah. Yeah. No, all I'm saying is that like, guys, maybe you want to take another look into a lot of the conspiracy theories that, like, like, even like the the guy that flew. A girl rescued a plane

recently. She was a flight. Instructor and it was like having engine problems and she landed on like a freeway she did a badass maneuvering. It was really cool and I was about to say some conspiracy shit But then I'll say I don't know I got to get into it. I was gonna say Revisit the guy that hijacked one of the planes and did something that almost never no one can do and this guy was barely able to pilot those single engine planes I was like does that makes it like? Like just think about it he classed it perfectly. He did something that experts would be like That person would be a god that person's a god that did that there. There's a God that did that there. There's a There's no way he was just some regular hijacker.

Like he was a professional... The whole thing is fucking weird, dude. That's all. You see the guy? That's all. That's all I'm saying. See the girl who landed the plane after her pilot, like, jumped off? jumped out of the plane and killed himself, apparently?

No, what are you talking about? There's, like, a thing recently, like, in the last, like, couple weeks where, like, some girl was learning how to fly or something, and her co-pilot, like, jumped out of the plane. While they were flying? Yeah. And then she landed it, and she was like, yo, he's... God. And I think, I think she killed him. She fucking killed him.

I think she totally killed him. Yo, he's gone. He's going to say that straight face. That's what she said. Yo, she fucking pushed. I guess there's probably a black box maybe that like maybe proves that it's not. But like, but my mind immediately went to. He's like, what do you mean?

He just killed himself and then there's no. Like, you killed him. Man, I really, that's my instinct. Like you hit him in the back of the head. You knocked him out and then you threw him out of the plane. That's my instinct because that's weird. That country cares a little by his people. Was it one of those single engine ones?

Was it one of those single engine ones They don't have like a dome on top or anything I didn't look too deep You can just take off their seatbelt And then just do like a barrel He falls out He does a barrel He leans a little bit

So when it gets right to the perfect time He just falls right out the window I want to do that at the Guardians of the Galaxy ride At Disney Chris I don't think you want to do that Just turn over to the guy next to me And undo a seatbelt When it goes to the top

Just kill a person On a Disney ride out He might not die. He gets, he hits it one time and you've got to quickly strap him back in when he's really hurt. There's blood coming out of his eyes, nose, and ears. His head looks like a U. Oh, oh. He looks like a velociraptor.

Anyway, this guy rode in. Okay, that's here. 10, 15 minutes ago. Says, hey, my beautiful Batty boys. He says, what is the absolute. worst food you've ever had. Mine was this zucchini noodle vegan spaghetti. Vegan is going to be a common through line here, by the way.

My mom made me eat, despite her knowing that I hate zucchini. Love y'all. Do I like zucchini? I can't remember. My worst? Like a fried zucchini, I think. Yeah. I got to say, it's all vegan. All the worst food I've ever had has been vegan.

Like, I remember I had a vegan pizza. I was eating a vegan many, many, many, many years ago, like probably like a decade ago. and she took me Or maybe she didn't take me I think she ordered from this pizza place And she's like I bet you're not even gonna I think after I had it she was like Could you tell did you know this is vegan pizza

And I didn't say Duh But I thought it As you were getting pussy You were like you were yeah You were being nice You're like oh Oh yeah

This is a little different A little different But yeah Can you still eat at least though Would it still like I can eat this What pussy? Did you power through it? No the fucking

Did you power through it The pizza Did you power through the pussy? I Did you finish it? Probably not. Probably not. I really don't. I really blocked it out.

Flung it out the window and then just Whoa. That was back when we were all living together. So we were like Relative to the age that I was, it was fuck you money. You know what I mean? Especially back then too because it was postmates and shit was like dirt cheap to the point where like, I don't even know how they were making a profit.

So I was like, this is good. And I think I ordered something afterwards and then just ate it in the bathroom or something. I ate it really quietly. I think I ordered Popeyes or something because I was like fueled from Popeyes back then. But it was so bad it was so bad it's indescribable. You know it would have been worse though? Maybe probably that thing I ordered that Joe. Dude, I didn't eat it, but it smelled like a-

That shit was pungent. That was the one where it got switched up. Yeah, I got like somebody else's order and they got mine and it was just the most pungent shit. Like I don't even know. It was like food that you would imagine they would feed them. the flood or something. If I'm being honest, I haven't eaten bad, like genuinely bad food in a while. There's things that, like, I've preferred less than others.

Yeah, it's been a minute. But I haven't eaten, like, food that I'm like, oh, this is gross. Yeah. Maybe, like, fucking... My grandma really like making red pea soup, and I did not like red pea soup at all. I think I had purée, liver puree or something like that. Ugh. Like, kind of recent.

Liver is so bad, dude. I'm not a big fan of it, I got to say. Liver is so bad. It's, like... I'm sure it's probably good for you or something, but, like... Has a lot of nutrients, but who gives a fuck. I can supplement that. I would have to be drunk off my ass to eat that.

Fucking liver and fucking onions. I've eaten that shit before, too. Disgust. That's a smell of the other. Liver and onions did such a poor, like, how should I say this? Liver and onions is kind of like, uh, uh, Seth Rogen and James Franco. We're like, you've kind of done like a really bad disservice to onions by being paid. Like, because I, I found it that.

I really liked onions later on But because of liver and onions I was like, ew And those people Those people across the water tell you they have good cuisine They eat shit like that and I'm like You should Oh my God

The fire, fire! Just use fire! Use fire all these people. It really is disgusting. They're like, I want to get some liver and onion Yeah, they do a fucking cartwheel Into a fucking street full of shit You're like

I was totally biased because of the show Doug There's a whole episode about it about him not wanting to eat liver and onions Yeah, it's a very specific taste It's disgusting I don't some people who feel that way about olives Which blows my mind Because I love olives

I don't like olives I don't like that What you call? Arosconvaultas Which kinds though I love a manzania Or manzanilla how do you say it? I don't remember which kind

That's on with the pimento pepper In the middle I hate that shit Dude I love it I hate that roast I can eat those out of a fucking Out of the fucking jar I hate that a roast abjuela

Have it in there Habitrellos I hate that shit I hate that like you gotta eat There's so much good rice and, like, carrots and fucking good shit. And then you've got to take out these fucking olives. You're such a fucking-ass person. It's a fucking I just want a roast compo, and I got to fucking, I got to eat olives in it all the time.

Like, I don't want it. It makes me so angry. They're so good. I'll be honest. I don't really like when people throw anything in my rice. I love, I love wild rice and shit like that. I think that shit is delicious. Wild rice.

You never have a rice before? Who you talking about it? Like, you got to fucking wrangle it? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He catches. There's a lot of things in it.

Fresh. It's like it's like some people but fucking olives, chopped carrots, a little bit of celery. Like it's, I don't want nothing right before, right? I don't want nothing in my rice.

I want, I love it. So I usually have like plain rice. I prefer playing an it. I have a main entree and then that the rice will complement the entree and it'll absorb its seasoning and everything. I don't really, I've never really been a huge fan of the,

even like say you go to, fried rice tastes amazing. Don't, don't even wrong. But there's, there's, there are certain restaurants. There are certain restaurants.

that there are certain restaurants that'll get like the soy and oyster sauce and all this stuff You don't like the oyster sauce? No no no listen to what I'm saying They'll get the sauces And then they fry it with the rice And they don't put a bunch of bullshit in it

There's like usually fancier Chinese restaurants And then it'll just be like A really well seasoned rice With not a bunch of extra shit in it I literally we made we made spam for rice I love fried rice For like our meal prep this week And it was delicious

It's like chopped carrots Fucking peas Some onions some bean sprouts It's a place called Daikokuya in a little Tokyo That has like my favorite fried rice I think of over here

Yeah I love it so much It's really good And they give you so It's just a preference for me It's just a preference for me I have a preference I was for New York fried rice I grew up eating that

From like China restaurant So like I'm very particular about that I do miss New York Chinese food I hate the beans sprouts They have in it Because beans sprouts are just fucking I don't know what the fuck they are It's just for crunch

It's for textures I think I like I don't think pork fried rice I don't even eat pork When I'm eating pork When I'm eating rice or chalman, I don't want super crunch. Pork fried rice is delicious. Oh, my God, man.

I'm a, dude, I'm a Katsu, I'm a Katsu guy. Katsu's great. Do you, and you ever have a Katsu, curry? You ever had Katsu Kui? It's fucking delicious. Of course. I had that shit in Hawaii. I was, unbelievably good, dog.

I wasn't, I wasn't a ramen person. I'm getting so hungry. I didn't, I didn't eat any solid food today. I had a smoothie and water. So I'm furious right now. This is my, my breakfast lunch. Good. What is that?

Oh, it's a... So I've been having horrible acid So I was like, I need to get a vanilla bean cream Just basing it Because basically just the cream just really settles the acid Because I start drinking this in the morning actually And I was like, oh, I'm not feeling too good Coffee is so acidic

It's bullshit Yeah, like I've been more on my coffee I've been more on coffee lately But it's just like damn dude It really is It's more acidic than fucking Lemonade and iced tea Sometimes it feels that way

For blonde for blondes? Yeah, my roast doesn't burn you up man Yeah Anyway, let's see Right on time Oh interesting This is interesting If it's real

Oh right on time Yeah they're vacuuming upstairs again Because they keep killing people It's weird how it's exactly on time though Every morning It might be a mother It might be a mother clean house For our kids get back home

She's fucking like in her coffin And then Brrr like You don't know how routine guys We don't do a routine Clearly I don't give a shit Probably not

Transgender Rodin Oh okay Wait Wait, transgener? There's no D there. Probably not transgener. That's probably a type, but whatever. Unless your name is Gene.

I don't know. It's possible. Geneer. He says, yo, what up? Been watching the content for a while. I thought I'd finally cave and ask you all a question. First off,

not a question just wanted to say that I work in Flint, Michigan. Oh, shit. We got a mutant. Oh, boy. We got a mutant. And I can confirm. I can confirm that is actually,

that it is actually just a giant crater. It's not real. I get paid six figures to pretend it's real. That's crazy. Quite the awesome gig if I do say so myself. Anyways,

what are your thoughts on meta horror in video games? Meta horror? I personally think it's got so much potential and if it's done poorly it can turn a hard game

into a comedy masterpiece win-win if you ask me. I don't know what the... You're going to have to provide... What are you saying? Meta-harm. I'm going to look this up because I've never heard.

It sounds like you're saying an Indian word. Indian words Speaking of horror You guys are saying horror Horror Horror That's how we say I was gonna say

You think I was gonna say you think it's from From the east I was like this is so interesting Is that what I did That's why I was like It's because of the Jewish isms Inside of New York speech Yeah you guys are saying horror

And so when you're saying meta I was like meta horror It sounds like an Indian word to me It's like mudahara It sounded close to Mudahar Yes, we don't say horror. Meta-hara has so much potential. Horror.

Horror. Horror. Oh, fuck, man. It's horror. Horror. Meta-horror. It's horror, yes. That's crazy. I didn't even notice.

Meta-horra has so much better. Lily's mentioned that. She's like, what do you kind of movie? He's like, a horror movie? And she's like, what? A horror movie? Oh, okay. So like scream and cabin in the woods.

Oh. A self-aware genre or sub-genre? of heart that breaks the fourth wall deconstructs cinematic trust and treats the mechanics of storytelling is part of the terror okay oh that makes sense Meta Hart I mean that should have been in retrospect That's obvious that's obvious

I got sort of by the You said it's not even think about what it's Sometimes things are named like in like why would you call it that You know what I mean I wanted to make sure But yeah I mean I like it You could argue that like For a video game I mean I guess

How would you make Kevin the Woods video game I would argue there's a lot of like I feel like evil within two is kind of one of those honestly. Even Dead by Daylight to a degree. Dead by Daylight is part of it. Yeah, like, there's probably a lot of of meta horror games, honestly. Well, probably not Silent Hill or like Resident Evil or anything. Would you consider, would you consider Manhunt one?

Would you consider Manhunt one because of like the people's? I've never played Manhunt actually. Oh, man. You didn't play Manhunt 2001 or something like that's what it's called, right? It doesn't want. It's just Manhunt. That was the one that like, uh, although to be honest, I wasn't that interested in it either.

But like, my parents were like, we're not getting you manhunt. And I remember being like, okay. Oh. Like it didn't, it didn't bother me as much as GTA because GTA looked fun. Yeah. No, since you're a stealth guy, this is the,

I'm going to be honest. This is one of the few stealth games because I really don't like stealth personally. Valid. But that one, it's just because it was so different of like, oh, the longer you stay behind them, the more gruesome the kill can be.

So it was so fascinating. So it encouraged you to stock better. And then like, so it was like you're in, you're being forced to play this game, right? And, um, I don't know if it aged well because when I tried to play it on Steam, it kept crashing.

That's so mad. I was so mad. I was so mad. Try to play it. Try to play it. Because I tried to play it and it kept crashing. But it's on an emulator. It's on an emulator.

Oh, okay. It's probably better than yeah. Okay. That's interesting. Yeah, I never, you know what's great? I never even thought about it. I never thought about going back to Manhunt. Manhunt to me was like the way I thought about American Psycho, where like, I just didn't

know what American Psycho was. so I just assumed it was like a thrasher I see movie and I was like or not thrashers slasher I don't you mean I remember like I'm not really that interested and then I learned more about it I was like wait this doesn't look like a slasher and then I watched it and it was like oh this is great

manhunting me just looked like oh you're just running around killing people I didn't realize I didn't think until like you just mentioned it's a stealth game yeah that's more interesting to me you never played it ever no I never I never played a demo or anything I played a shit done but that era time of video games there was genuinely so much that was like

brand new and like it was like I was like I was was a huge piece for Ratchet and Clank at that period of time, dude. I was like, I love those games. On my, on my Steam deck, I have like all of the older ones. And I'm playing through it. I'm like, man, these games were ridiculously stupid. There's a gun that shoots cows.

In what? In Ratchen, yeah, you're right. It shoots cows. Yeah, of course. I'm like, what the fuck is this? Yeah. I should, I should, yeah. You should try to play it.

It's fun. I'll give them a shot. I like stealth games. I remember having fun with it for the little bit where he until it kept crashing. I think I couldn't get past the first part. It's such a bummer when, like, a game that you've owned for a while, like, just doesn't work.

Yeah. Because it keeps crashing. I have the same problem with Fallout 3. I have to, I have to mod it up. I have to patch it up. This is kind of the problem with PC stuff. And, like, theoretically, like, oh, it's cool to have your entire library there, but, like, half that shit doesn't work.

And it's, like, it is kind of a bummer. That's because of the O.S. That's why. Yeah, but, like, Splinter Cell Blacklist also is, like, that's the only Splinter Cell game I haven't played because I bought it, and then it just it just doesn't work. It crashes after,

and it's got the you play shit. Ooh. Oh, God, I remember those. Beautiful. I love it. I love being locked out of my purchases from like old DRM

that doesn't fucking exist anymore. Great. Love PCs. On the other hand, though, that 360, I realized, I looked up a bunch of the stuff that was backwards compatible on it

from the original Xbox. I played through the original Spider-Man, Toby McGuire game. Oh, the first one? Works perfectly. hysterical so fun like six hours long probably

yeah it's not long it's like although there are parts of it that are fucking hard there are stealth levels in that game that are like this is so hard it's insane spider man have to do whatever I'm not because he can fall and vents and stuff he makes sense

but it just killed everyone like a bright red and blue he's not gonna yes he can he can he can just knock everyone out web a rub somebody throw him out of window grab the biggest guy there

and just put him through the ground yes he could he's doing it for the sport. But there's no, it's no need to do that. Spider-Man, dressed like that, doing stealth is very funny. It is funny. It's like a peacock trying to sneak around. Or like a clown, like a clown.

A clown. It's like squeaky shoes. What makes it funny is his eyes. His eyes are. You're all fucking, see, they're all looking for soldiers. Like he's like the only, they're like soldiers in the forest and he's dressed like a clown. Oh yeah. What does he say? Like, he's like, so you guys are stupid. They're going to be looking for army guys. That's a great joke.

It's good. But, uh, yeah, there's like missions where you have to sneak into Oz Corp and going to the lab and shit. And it's like, it's so hard. Like, because then, because then when you get spotted,

they send out fucking droids, like robots that will fuck you. Okay. They'll kill you. I think it's so funny. Because Spider-Man's design is like, his eyes are scary. Then he comes out and he looks silly.

I thought, I thought Spider-Man's a scientist. Oh, his design. Because his eyes are like, he has like the eyes that are like striking. And he comes out and he's like, do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.

And he's like, what the fuck it? His pajamas, bitch, what are you wearing right now? It is. If you saw that for the first time, it would look very fucking silly. Spider-Man's, what, 165 at best soaking wet build? You're like, yo, what are you? I'm going to slap you. It's time to get like, I want like, I don't know.

Yeah. Yeah. I want Greg Capulow to make Spider-Man. I want him to like make him as big as like spawn or fucking like venom or something like that. Yeah. So just having Venom? Just draw Spider-Man. Venom is like, what's the...

Peter, he's just fucking... And Venom is... You. He's like a building. That's a... That's the, uh, what's called? The anime series. Yeah.

Dude, he was so stocky. I was like, why is he so stocky? I ever since I was a little kid, because that was my original introduction to Spider-Man was the animated series. That's why I first. I think so. Me too.

Figured out about him. Yeah. Because I heard of him, of course, obviously living in New York, there's no way you're going to avoid. There's like Spider-Man posters and shit in random places. Yeah.

There's always a guy dressed. He dresses him in Times Square, too, even before the movies and stuff. But like, seeing him in that show was like, oh, he's like, he's like, he's supposed to be a nerd, but he's like kind of dressing sort of snazzy sometimes. And then like, he's pretty big. And then you see the comics, and I'm like, what is that? And it's this like, especially the 60s comics, he looks like, he looks like, he's sick. I love all those interpretations, honestly. I respect all of them.

I love all. They're all part. The picture that is Spider-Man, they're all a part of that picture. Definitely. So I respect of like some of like the Ramey's version of him is like a very much so like the raised webs. I love that they added that in the new one too. I think that's so fucking cool. Did they? Yeah. He's raised webbing on the suit? I didn't even realize.

And I think that's fucking cool. That's cool. That's cool. They added like it's all he's all of those things. You know, it's like mythology in a sense. It's like when these characters have been around for so long. I think my favorite one is the one for the PS1 game honestly. The favorite is not suit?

I love, well, I know that just like. The favorite depiction of Spider-Man? Yeah. Yeah, like I like him a lot. Like, because it's Reno Romano, I think. And he did the voice for Spider-Man in that weird one where he's like fighting furries and shit. Which one? You don't remember?

Oh, my God. Unlimited. Unlimited. Yeah. I thought that show. Dude, I remember watching it air. It's not good. Dude, it's not a good show.

But Spider-Man's voice in that show is great. I remember watching it air. I remember when the first episode first came out. It was on like a Saturday in like maybe 99, maybe 2000. Yeah. Before 9-11. so hype. It was. I was so hype. I was like, this is a brand new Spider-Man show. I love this. Got one season. I watched maybe three episodes of it. Then it wasn't on four kids or Fox 5 anymore.

And I was like, oh, my God, it's gone. And then years later, I felt there's a whole season. I watched the whole series. Dog shit. It's really not good. It's not good. It's not good even slightly. But I like... That design suit looks really cool. The suit is cool. And like, I like his voice. I like Reno Romano's voices. And me too. I'm going to space with him. And it's like, Peter Parker, why? Why are you going to counter Earth, nigga? You're a photographer.

You know what are you doing? It is crazy. You guys watch that MTV Spider-Man show? Yes, with Neil Patrick Harris. Yeah, wasn't that, like, out of nowhere? That was supposed to be the sequel to the Ramey movie. It is. Or it was.

It was supposed to. It's not. It's definitely not. It's definitely not by two. But like, it's supposed to be because, like, everything follows the same way. And then you see the way, the way that character acts is not Toby at all because he's so aggressive in that show. Yeah. Yeah.

I like the Electro in that show, though. He looks really cool. Electric on that show was awesome. Is that where they got the ultimate design for first? Probably. It's also probably where they got the fucking Amazing Spider-Man 2 design, but they botched the fuck out of it. That's true. Like painting J.B. Fox blue.

That was not what that was supposed to be. Somebody said, that was supposed to be pure energy, not a blue guy. He doesn't have a face, right? In the show, right? He doesn't have a face. He kind of does it. Or it shifts, right? It's really like, it's like Rorschach almost

where it's like lightning and it's kind of like moving around. It's so cool. I think that show was really, really, really, really cool. It wasn't bad. It just should not have been attached to anything. It should have been a cartoon. The problem is that cartoon is running along

because of another Spider-Man cartoon that was coming on. So it was like, what do you? Didn't it have the same, like, uh, as a Spider-Man show as the movie? What was one of the most recent ones? I remember Dead,

I watched an episode Deadpool? It was really It was entertaining Is that what it's called? It was pretty entertaining actually I didn't hate it Most Spider-Man stuff is really good

I just didn't like that they made him a fourth wall Person Like that's not Spider-Man's thing Yeah That's kind of how I feel I don't remember I only caught one episode But it is a good show

Because it has like It does the thing where it like it has All of the characters just in the world So you see him interact with everybody And like oh that's really cool seeing him talk to Captain America Seeing him be around Not the Guardians of the Galaxy see. It's like a, because the Guardian show

was like a bigger universe technically. I see. Which is what I, I love that about Marvel comics. But then at times it's like, why are you guys not helping Spider-Man? There's an alien around the city. What are you doing? And everybody's like, I'm sorry, we're in Tibet. We're getting swarma.

I feel like they were, uh, we're getting swarmer. I feel like that fourth-wall thing is kind of a lot too, yeah. I don't like fourth-wall breaking in general. Yeah, it's fine for Deadpool. I feel that with the way people, the way people feel about that for Spider-Man is kind of the way I feel about him quipping too.

too much. I feel like because Toby didn't quip that much, people were like, oh, he's got to quit way more. And now I kind of feel like it's a little bit overcorrection. Yeah, it's a little bit of an overcorrection. I like when he quips, but it's like, let's relax a little bit. I like when he quips a lot when he's under stress. I think that's where it comes in. Like when he's like when it's bad and he can tell it's bad, I like him quipping in those moments because it tells he's nervous.

Sure. So I like that. But I don't like him like every second there being a joke. Like the way they hands up a hollow on this one is good. He doesn't quip the whole fucking thing. He's interacting with the people around him a lot But he's not like Hey here's a joke

Here's another joke I don't know man He's another joke Fucking tap dancing They're getting upset about our podcast Yeah Shut up I don't like Spider-Man

You're spoiling it Yeah yeah I love that is I haven't seen any Spider-Bad media at all But you're spoiling all of it You're talking way too inept about Spider-Man don't like this Anyway

Let's see Did we answer the question I think we did I don't remember whatever It's fine It said it would have been potential good Or something That's fine

Horror Cracking Malania's ROTUSI wrote it. He says, hey, Christian, Derek, and Tim. I was wondering if in recent years you guys had noticed a lot of shows and movies receiving a lot of over-the-top hostility from fans. I've been watching House of Dragons recently, and as a fan of the books, I quite like it, despite some issues, but you'd swear it was the worst dog shit put to screen if you go on, if you go by online reactions. My pet theory is that the end of the end of Game of Thrones left a psychic scar on a lot of viewers. That means if they get turned, that if they turn their

into hate watching, they can't be disappointed by the ending. That is actually an interesting That's very real. Yeah, I think it's more that that we just have exited a realm of nuance where like anything, everything has to be either the best thing that's ever existed or the worst shit that's ever been put to screen. Also true. And there's just kind of no room for like, that was good.

Or like, yeah, it was fine. Like I've watched House of Dragons. Generally, I think there's one I've watched Howes Dragon and I own Fire and Blood. I read that book as well too. There's one thing I don't like thousand dragons did. That's it. There's only one thing. And to me that's rare. There's one thing. If you, if you're like translating book to film, usually there's many things people will be like, oh, this, this, that. So if it's like one thing, there's, there's, there's new ones that's pretty good. There's a big, the big plot point of one of the parts of the thing is that. Yeah, I don't say it. No, I'm talking about it's already happened. Like, I'm not spoiling anything that hasn't happened yet. It's already like, it's already like, it's already for people. Yeah. Oh, you want to, people don't want to, I mean, it's very, it's very like happened. It's way long. I don't really think you need to go into it. Okay, well, I think there's one thing. I think, like, a lot of people just don't like things in general now because one,

they aim two things too much to their identity, right? Like, let's just another being dead horse, but like the Ramey films, right? People can't enjoy Spider-Man this one because of the Ramey films. And it's like, why? You can enjoy them both. They're both, they both exist. You know, you don't have to. One doesn't kill the other.

But at the same time, people that get mad about things, they don't understand that if you, if you don't like something now, the thing you love to, like, exist. It doesn't go anywhere. You know, you don't have to hate this new thing and let it tarnish everything else. Like, I think House of Dragon, No, Game of Thrones ending is very bad, right? But the first four seasons of that show are still very good. I can't deny that. Does it make the whole experience a little worse by it being bad at the end? Yeah, I agree. But I still think it's worth seeing like some of the best TV writing ever, you know? So I'm like, I understand those, both of those things exist at the same time. But some people are like, well, this ended bad.

that means all of the good parts of it never existed. And it's like, well, no, that's not how things work. They can be frustrating. It's an unfortunate way to live. But yeah, it can devalue the entire thing. Exactly. But not destroy. Again, like you said, some of the best television ever written, I would tell people to,

hey, watch the first. I might even tell them to watch until five because I actually, I love the ending of Season 5. I think that fight in season 5 is crazy. Very satisfactory, you know, within how season 5 wraps up. I felt pretty happy about like, you know, but like what I'm saying. So I would say a lot of people might get some satisfaction out of that. I'm like if you made it to four, just finished five.

And maybe you can just, you don't have to go any further than that. But or knowing that it's shit at the end also might make it all feel better. If you haven't watched the entire thing, like yeah, if you have not watched Game of Thrones, you're someone who's been thinking about it. You can probably watch all the seasons. You already know that eight is going to have a shit ending. so you might enjoy better than somebody who's like die hard and who was waiting.

Oh yeah, no, I was, dude, I was, yeah. You were with us outside. We were out here right when it ended? Yeah, I watched the last episode with you guys. And we were all like, huh? It's a room full of Hans, what's going on? There was a pause, I think. Yeah. And we all watched it, and I was just like, I don't know what the fuck's going on.

And I remember thinking, like, this is fine. I had no context. Right, right. What did that city do? That's all you were thinking. What that city do on? That shit was crazy. That shit was.

That was funny. Granted, I would die on the hill that I think it would, the story was heading in that direction. Execution was not done well at all. It's about, that is the problem. It's about how much time you give things.

Exactly. You have to give things room to breathe. And they just started skipping from, like dude, one episode they were at the thing in freaking Kings Landing. Then they're just at the wall. And I'm like, brother,

none of the in-between happened. They were trying to rush it. They were trying to rush it so they could do their Star Wars thing. Literally. And then by rushing it. And then by. rushing it they fucked over their Game of Thrones and then they were like well we're not going to give you Star Wars we're not

going to give you Star Wars we've been given Mando that's crazy that's crazy they would have just landed the shipcraft and they probably would have been really good if they cared about it but they were like no I guarantee you if you look at them on set if you look at D&D on set they were just looking at their watch have you seen the mean with the rabbit at the watch yeah yeah yeah so the issue the issue that they were facing probably was like so we have Game of Thrones we've we need years to build up to where we have to go to end the show. Yeah, absolutely.

We just got this offer from Star Wars. We'd be so stupid to pass that up. That's Star Wars. We get to work on Star Wars. That's a boatload of money. That's financial security forever. Although they already kind of have that probably. They're good.

But they were just like, damn, we have to take that offer. But also like, we can't work on both of these at the same time. Right. That'd be fucking murder. So they were like, let's just wrap it up. Let's just wrap it up. Against everyone's wishes.

Yeah, George Hart-Armarin was like, Hey, I have so much material. I have so much you can use. Like, now we're good. Shut up. Why don't you, that's fucking idiot? Why don't you die?

Why is it? Why is George Hard R. Martin? I don't understand. It's just R. I think I get it on some level. Are you sure? His name is just, his name is this George R.R. Martin.

Wait a minute. Are you serious? Stop. What the fuck is this for? Are you serious? This entire time. Imagine he thought that the whole time. He was George Hard Arr.

Martin. And it's like, you think they would have to hire him? He didn't they would have hired this man? You think his books would have got off the ground? Yes. If his name was George for a particular group, Kingston, Kingston. For a very select group people would have got off the ground.

It's like, what would you going to say? That would have been a massive boot. They would be more popular. I don't want to say the Edward right now because I think it's crazy. But if his name was George. Hardard Martin. If his name was George N-word Martin, he would not have, it's spelled double G he would have never got anywhere.

I don't. He's so talented. That's such an unfortunate thing. I think he's also 70. That's more, he was more than what. Well, think about how successful if you lovecraft's cat got.

Exactly. You know, that cat's more famous than him. That's crazy. It is. It is. Everybody said. Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.

I don't know, H.P. Lovecraft's cat. H.P. Lovecraft's cat is way more probably than H. H.P. Lovecraft's cat. You know how I know? because I hear his name everywhere. First of all, people don't say, people don't say it like that ever.

What do you mean? Chris, in what place have, I'm trying not to slur anymore. In the courtyard of my building, when I'm on the phone with my family. That's crazy. When I'm in the police station.

Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, I've been in life for nearly as long as you, right? Nearly. Living in, dare I say, almost the exact same places. Okay. Yeah.

I have never. Weird, what are you, stalker? That's wild. That's wild. I've never heard someone in my life say the phrase n-r-man ever. Are you sure?

Ever other than me right now or someone describing his cat's name. Well, they would shorten it. They would have a nickname. Sure. What? Just the word, the end word? Well, yeah. That was how...

That's not... The whole thing is not N-Herman. All right. You can stop for N-A-Man. You got, you pushed me. You pushed me. You pushed me. me.

You can stop saying it now. Hour 22 hard R. Please write that down. Yeah, I got them. What if there is way more an episode? You're going to episode, you're like, yo, he's just been saying the end word the whole time. Well, at that point, I would just have to transcribe everything.

And then just find it. And then just find it. You realize that your ears are not doing before. You're like, I got to put this in AI. You got to just cut this whole thing out and have the, have us, the video playing, no audio. and then you being like, hey, guys. So, Casey, he just shouted the N-word a million times. He's developed the ability to make us not hear the N-word, but he can say it.

I'm really, he's trying to destroy the podcast. Like I'm sorry, guys. That'd be amazing. That'd be a good power, like an X-Men power. Make people hear the N-word everywhere they go. Danger is awesome. He's saying the Black Panther and he falls over and he gets hurt physically. It destroys the vibranium on them.

No. My vibranium, I can't do my cool cat things. do my cool cat things. I think people are weird about a lot of things in general. Like, people can't just, like things be fine or good or whatever. People can't like things.

Other people can't like things that you don't like, and it's just getting to the part of it. I get it, though. There's a mix between people just, like, consuming everything and accepting everything and being like, oh, fine is good enough,

like whatever. I get it. But, like, there's got to be a happy medium between these things. I think fine is good enough, but I think when you have to just have to acknowledge. Is this being truthful about the media you absorb? Like that new Halo game,

Like the new, what is it, remake of Comment Evolve, it's fine. It's not terrible. But it is kind of like one of those things where it's just like, this should be way better than it is. Like this is like the flagship IP of like an entire console. Like why, like this should be, you should have put a lot more effort into this than you did. But it's whatever. There's passion product than there's other things, you know? Like I think some things you make, you just make to have fun and make it a good time, you know?

Okay, gay boy. Danger's awesome road in. on it. It says, hey, come, gutters. I've been playing infamous one as of late, and I think it's hilarious how you can be mean to the NPCs in the game. You can. Sucking the life out of enemies is crazy on its own, but force pushing a burnt-out car into a starving man's head at Mach 5 is a different thing entirely. Gives me nostalgic memories of destroy all humans. That was another one, too. I love that one. Do you guys have any favorite examples of similar brutality you've seen done and get, dude, prototype. Takes.

Oh, I was going to be like, oh, immediately. Prototype is the one. That game is the goal. You grab a, old person you run up a building and then you you fucking suplex the you can suplex the fuck out of them from stories up you could do that in spider man two I think all right in the original Spider-Man 2 for Xbox and BS2

you could you could unlock it it was a it was a move that you could buy from the store I remember that move you could take a thug okay yeah but ostensibly just a guy down on his luck not doing so well like not a super villain not Hitler like just a guy who's like, I'm in this gang.

You know, take him up to the Empire State Building. Hug him. And then jump and spin off the Empire State Building. Land on the street. And he's done. That's why when people are like the brutality of the Spider-Man games, the new ones, I'm like, it's nowhere near compared to Spider-Man 2 and 3. Yeah.

Spider-Man 2 and 3 are, you're so brutal in that game, it's hilarious. Dude, in those, in the new games, when you throw somebody off a rooftop, they automatically webbed to the side. Because it's like, oh, Spider-Man doesn't kill people. But like in those old games, you could just web somebody over building. They would fall and they would go unconscious. And it was hysterical. Web of shadows.

You could grab cars with people in them and throw them straight in the air. Dude, an ultimate Spider-Man, that's venom, you could eat people. Oh, shit. You don't eat you. They're not eaten in person. What are they? Who they're. Life Force is fed on.

Who they were was eaten. Like, they're not eaten entirely. The person that they were, because you grab me in this, you do it like a little hug. You're like an internal hug on them. I love that at the beginning of the game your first mission,

you fight Wolverine because you throw his fucking motorcycle into the bar. So he fights and you beat the shit of him and leave him. God, dude, I love that game. Is that the one where you tear Wolverine in half? Overshadows, yes. You do that.

That's Peter. That's a crazy fucking game. That game is awesome. He's a fucking watch. That's a game I got to pick up on 360. Yes, yes you do. I need that. Just get it on you.

Trust me, get it on your Steam bag. It's so much better to play. They don't like fucking around with emulators. They're so easy. Yeah, they're easy. And then I do it. And then it's like, you need this. And I'm like, this is already more annoying than it would be if I just had the desk.

It's so easy. I understand the physical media. It's slightly annoying. Acquired of physical media because then you have it and it is yours. Yeah. I respect that. But I have so many of those games on my scene. I played Rise of Cybertron last night.

shit's late Game is lit as fuck Especially on this fucking Steam deck Oh god I was like this is awesome But you know it's funny We're talking about these This was awesome

These games are awesome These are awesome These are games that also suck You know what I mean I wouldn't say they suck I would say they're not great They're not We love them and they're very good

But like they're not like They're not as perfect as we would imagine Or that we want games to be now Sure I agree with that You know what I mean I agree but the problem is that Like Spider-Man Webber Shadows

Like that Peter Parker's voice acting is terrible That story is ridiculous You know It's a lot of growth The city looks like shit Like there's a lot of The city looks garbage My favorite

What you call it When you're fighting Vulture And it's a mess It's a controlling mess I do love that fight though To be honest It's fun It's fun as fuck

But like I remember Peter Parker's voice In that game Pissing me off When I was a kid Because I was just like This is I'm so sad

And I'm fucking Spider-Man I'm like I should bully you And kill you Yeah Yeah I should swat you Like, that's how I felt about it.

Swatting Spider-Man, he dies in the swat. He could. The people they bring to get him are crazy. Yeah, yeah. It's Task Force X. It's the niggins that are with Wolverine. Hell yeah, dude. Why are you sending them after Spider-Man?

Don't know some 9-year-old, some 9-year-old called it in and said it's a bomb in there. We got to go there and get it. We got the 9-year-old, bring Casper's eggs. Anyway. No problem, kid. On that note, we're going to read. Do we have some voicemails? Locked in or no?

I just, two of a better... Let's hear. They're garbage. You know what? We're going to start, you know what? Just to make this so we have fun, we're going to start bullying you people.

No, if you give us bad voicemails, we're going to bully you. Guys, there's no need. I got two, I got too shitty. Whoa. No, go ahead.

Go ahead. Okay. Yeah, we got two voicemail. Two shitty ones. They better be good. Guys, they're probably going to be great. Thank you for tuning in. More people do that.

Give us more money. I mean, just do that. At the $10, you could leave us a voicemail and we'll react to it on the show. Yeah. Do it. Yeah. I'll get to some new ones next time. It's connected to my cell phones.

Yeah. Very cool. Well, bye. Yeah, I was listening to. I was listening to porn on the, um, listening, not even watching on the tray. It has it playing. And he's just, dude, that's how you know it's like, you, at that moment when you clock it, you're like, I've got to make some changes.

You guys never listen to porn Shut the fuck up I've learned about A porn actor Audio actors Oh yeah That's like a real profession I mean I don't partake

I don't respect women So I don't care about like that's fair That's fair There's an entire separate to that Not that I would know Oh well there you go I thought I would know or be on there Yeah

I was never on one of the things by your name Because you post so often All right we go Hey gang Sony here A quick question for you we were uh kind of kind of like i'm gonna kill myself what are you doing oh did you catch what he said no what did he say he said i'm gonna kill myself oh well that's not funny that's not

that's not good material for a show what's happening that was a real voicemail yeah keep you keep your credit card on file yeah what are we doing right now what is happening i mean he sounded a little frantic and then he was just i'm gonna kill myself hey tony hey if If you're still around... Don't kill yourself. If you're still around, shoot me a DM. We'll have a chat, okay? Just don't do anything too crazy.

Hold on if you feel like letting go. You niggas are terrible. I wish you would stay back from that ledge, my friend. What other don't kill yourself songs on there? It's not too late. It's never too late. This is his 13th reason. I don't know.

I'm thinking of my time, but I'm like out of my mind. What is that? I feel like my life ain't mine. Who can relate? The logic song. Oh, I was like, what are you singing?

Oh, yeah, 1-800, don't kill yourself or whatever it's called. I just want to die today. I just want to die. What is that's kind of catchy. 1-800, I'm sad and dumb or something,

whatever you have to- stop. I'm sad and dumb. I stop. It's a delicate thing. People's people's mental states. Never kill yourself. It's dumb and it's gay as hell to kill yourself.

We should make not, don't kill yourself songs. We should. We should. That's respectful at all I'll do with them. Well, we mean it. Yeah. Is he going to be earnest?

But you know how we are. Yeah. You're a crap. The fact you switched to me when you did that. It's crazy, too. All right, guys, one last one. This one's, you know, this one's directed towards Chris. Oh, cool.

Audio bussing. Like, he's audibly buzzing on. I'm surprised we haven't gotten one of those. Because back when I had a public Snapchat, like, back in the days, there's a guy just shitting in a, in a toilet. And that was like, okay,

I'm done with it. I had a button for exactly two days. And I was like, I'm not doing this. It was seeing somebody shit in the toilet that made me, I was like, I'm done with that chat.

Is there a camera in the toilet and you see the shit falling out of his ass or that it's some guy? It's no, it wasn't that way. It was the, like him hovering over a toilet and then poop coming out of it. Dude, the thing that from the side into the toilet.

And I was like, wow. The thing that I, the thing that they got. me to stop. It was like this woman was pissing in a fish bowl with a pit with a fish in it. And I remember me like I'm you are you serious? I'm not joking. I'm not joking. With a fish

in it. That is terrible. I just remember like this is I don't want to see this. That's entirely demonic. It is. That is so fucking terrible. I hope that was good. I don't remember. We are you able to upload videos that already existed like send them or

I don't remember. I don't remember either. It also to be fair, what I do remember was it looked like somebody was recording something. Oh, I see. But I wasn't sure because you could only, like, you can replay. You know what I mean? Oh, right, right. It was only one.

It was only one. I think I'm done. I think I'm done. That burned some of the fire out of me in, like, life. Like, I'm not all here anymore after here and that stuff. Yeah, I mean, yeah. Snapchat, you know, public Snapchat was stupid. That was back in a time where it was, like, I remember, I was so naive about it.

Right. I thought people, I really did earnestly think people would just be normal. It would be like, big fan. Yeah, things like that. And then it was just like freaks. Yeah, there's like everybody, every fan base has like 1% freaks and they find their way. And those are the people who are most likely to find it because like the normal people aren't going to be interacting with that shit. Right.

They're just kind of silently listening. That's like the cum sprinkler guy from yesterday. Exactly. He like the cubs sprinkler. Anyway. Yeah, just imagine being in the room. Okay, last one. Hey there, guys.

It's spot by Frank here. This one's for Chris. I just wanted to make you jealous that my local bodega as a huge backstock of glass snaffles. I'm talking like hundreds probably. It's crazy. So, you know, that's about it. That sucks.

That's so annoying. You don't even drink tea like that anymore. Not the way it used to. It used to be a fiend. Well, he would. I bet he would, though. I probably would... I'd be less.

I don't think I got it. They would be so a fiend. I would have such a problem. Because I drink a lot of tea still, but like I mitigate it with other things. You know? So like now, like, although, man, I got to be real. Like when I went back to New York for that brief period time where they brought them back for like limited edition or whatever, I had it again.

I remember being like, dude, this is so good. I don't know. It really pisses me off how good it is. Snapple bothers me because I feel like I drink it and I'm still thirsty. Really? So you have another one. You have another. That's what bothers you.

I drink this and I'm like. Excellent. I never felt that way. I'm not. I always felt pretty satiated. I don't know, man. But, like, dude, a cold, like, there's something about, like, a cold glass now. Like, when I was a kid, like, a cold glass now on, like, a hot summer day, dude.

It was just like, it was next level good shit. You get that, or you could just not pay money. And you get a nice chilly piss. Oh, a chill piss. Oh, that's right. Yeah. A nice chilled cup. The Batman Forever Cups.

You remember those? Yeah, you pissing them? Are you pissing it? You put it in a freezer. It gets a nice little, little layer of frost on it. Yeah. Yeah. Glug, glug.

Have you thought, and I mean this, Have you thought about killing yourself? Yeah. Yeah, for sure, for sure. At least like, not recently. I've been on a better bed. Well, should give it another thought. Yeah.

I don't think I'm good. I think I'm good. Not you in the audience. I think I've thought through that problem enough. Not you in the audience. You and the audience don't have a reason. This guy, this fucking thing. Look at this.

Don't kill yourself. Don't kill yourself. If you're not, Sweeney. Fucking Bon Jovi's saying that at a random concert. I'm like, whoa, what's going on? I'm going to pay him all my money to be like, could you please make this song, John Bon Jovi?

Yeah. Sure. Yeah. I guess. You know, I'm really irrelevant now. Who the fuck is sweetie? Don't worry about it. Sure, it's me.

John Bon Jovi. Oh, no. He sounds like that. That's just what he sounds like in person. That's what he sounds like. That's his normal speaking voice. He's not doing it. You sound a lot like Trump, John Bon Jovi.

What? I don't hear it. I don't hear it. Trump sounds completely different He sounds rough actually right now Oh yeah good Sounds really rough I'm sure he's you know

He did the rock star thing And it's a shocker that he's even alive Kind of a thing John Bon Jovi I imagine so I imagine all of those people that came up In like the 80s Yeah they were just using yayo

That's all they were doing A shocker that Like it's the only one that I'm actually The people I'm surprised They're still around In the Rolling Stones Like They're very

Because I imagine They're ancient but they're around, they're kind of have pep. This is particularly, I immediately forgot his name. The main singer. I don't remember. I don't remember. I really don't remember.

Rod Stewart. No, not Rod Stewart. Oh, my God. Who is the main guy from? Mick Jagger. Jesus Christ. That wasn't me pregnant pausing for comedy. I really earnestly was trying to think and I couldn't remember it.

See the Metallica guys be like not as bad as I thought they were. You see that they're in Gears of War? Really? They did a collab... Did you see? I'm down. No. They did a collaborative thing for Gears Award where they got like my...

They got like Ride the Lightning Skins for like... Some of the guns. Some of the guns. And then they've got like a thing where you can have like, um, for whom the belt holes has the, uh... Oh, I heard that. I heard the song. That's a big one app. Which is cool.

I love that song. I dig it. That's cute. Dude, I... Songs intro's way too fucking long. It's crazy. I bought, I, I bit the bullet. I pre-ordered Gears of War.

You got the ultimate edition of regular. Did I? What was the ultimate edition? I don't even know. What did you? What did you choose? What did you select? Oh, my, oh my God. I'm sorry, whoa, that was gay. Are you fucking okay? What did you sell? That was gross. I don't remember. I think I think I might have got the more expensive one. I was like, this is my job, whatever. Is that so you can like early access or whatever?

I don't even know, honestly. I think it might be. So the ultimate edition gets you to the early access a week ahead. Okay. Okay, cool. So get to the, what you call it? A week of head? A week ahead. A week of head. I was about. to whip out my credit card right now, dude.

Hey, fool, it's me, Dominic, and the I'm from a wretch. You get a blowout from a wretch. Ooh, see, now I'm conflicted. Digging and digging your fucking hands and your fucking skulls. It's like, sucking your dick and then doing that.

I hate the way they skip at you. Yeah, skip. Hop, hop, whack. Hop, whack. I hate how their hands look, dude. It's like, why are they? They don't have finger. They have claws.

They've got big. meaty clothes I'm gonna buy I got it I was like you know what You play this weekend? Huh? You play this weekend? Absolutely

I'm down I'll stream with you get it You can play with this weekend You know what's annoying? The fucking I'll look into it Like when we were recording last They had like a brief period

Where like you could play it for like two hours It was the exact two hours that we recorded Are you serious? I'm not joking they were doing they were waiting for us They were doing like a I mean we are probably the best biggest the biggest Gears of War focus podcast

we should just rename the show yeah yeah yeah Gears of War we should rename the show the Gears of War podcast and then just it'll still just come up as normally as it does so it's still mostly

not about Gears of War at all it's crazy how much we've spoke about Gears of War mass effect and Redemption on this podcast RDR 2 is a big one yeah Spider Man and Dragon Ball are honorary also like secondaries

but I'm excited about it, man It looks really cool I'm excited to get sodomized online And just not do well I don't think I'm gonna really play online that much That when it comes up we gotta try it I'm not like that no more Let's try it

It'll be a fun stream I'll stream it I'll get fucking tossed I'll be really upset If you can do open lobbies I'll do that actually That'll be a good time Because those freaking halo streams

Were hilarious They were fun I don't know why they got rid of that It's insane So for the unfamiliar and then we'll read the names after this but like Halo used to have an option on the matching collection where you could have your lobby set

to open it used to be invite only friends only and then open and so what I would do I would stream and I'd be like hey anybody on the game just like come on we're going to do like customs or whatever and then for some reason they got rid of open so now it's invite only or friends only so now like if I wanted to do that I would to like individually invite like

every single person and it was just like this is so stupid why do you I'm astounded that no one's asked them that question yet Still, it's been, it's been like seven years since they got rid of this. It's so trash. Dumb is fun. It was fun.

Some of the most hilarious fucking times of that playing video games. It was fun. That Hank, we were doing the thing, we had the avalanche game effectively. Yeah, yeah. We have to stay on top of the thing. I was like, this is hilarious. And then they just got rid of Vicks. But I'm really excited about gears.

Gers looks great. Coming into the win for no reason. Gers looks awesome. I'm really excited about it. I'm so excited. Yeah. I can wait to have Dom back, baby. Yeah, man.

It's going to be. Dome. Dome and mucus. Dome and mucus That's got to be art for the podcast Damn I was just like you're already Yeah I'm writing that

You're doing like Dome and Mugus Dome and Mucas Dome Santiago and Mucous Phoenix I'm so excited I'm really excited I'm gonna oh dude I'm so fucking ready to play that game

Anyway We're gonna We're gonna read the names of our $25 And up patrons Now remember you too can go over to Patreon.com slash the Star Tank And join our Gears of War podcast community. Go there, get your name right at the end of the show, get your voicemails,

bullied on the show, get your questions read on the show, early access, ad free, exclusive episodes. Wait, you stupid. You'll figure it out. Yeah. Count me down. Each. Me. Son. Is that Chinese? Might as well be. Adjacent, I guess. Yeah, that's all the same. Oh, my God. It's adjacent born. Jason He's just He's beside you Was that on the show that we did that

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That house Like almost is good And he's just Jason Bourne But it's like that scene In heavy rain where like you mess up All the quick times We're like the things still happen Heavy Rain's a slaper game man

I stand by that I think that's one of the most fun I've never played it all the way through You can still play that one at least on Steam That works Yeah Yeah yeah At least was that

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It's better than, like, limp-risted or, uh, or another one. Just straight up the F-sler. Zesty's good. Zestie's quite good. It's like a spicy gay. It's like a little, there's a little zest to the gay. I don't like phrases like that, but I respect that the, I can say it's funny. Shut up.

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cultureless it's insane if you're Mexican if you're Mexican before years of war you're not really Mexican that's crazy that's fair

that's fair You're an Aztec. Years of War is what makes Mexicans. Yes. We talked about this last episode too, but I just remember seeing it. Like I watched the video of them, the developers, and I saw like Sanchez and like all these names. And I was like, yo, I'm Paul of these, man. I'm so.

I bet if I played around a little isn't, but this is an interesting game. Yeah, immediately. She starts, like, what's that? She starts floating into it like the pie smell. Can I try? Hey, let me get on that, voo. She's a wall bouncing. She just understands

She's actually good at shooting We did Corvac, whatever it is The thing for the train your aim For our like for a mouse of the keyboard And she was like way better To Jenny write to me and I was like Why are you good at? Why are you good at this? I was like I don't know

I used to play computer games And I was young at this I don't know fool I don't know for it must be in my fucking blood or something Man Watch this Wall bounce is clean transition headshot During a wall bounce

I was so bad with the sniper in the those games man I can never do. My friend Justin my friend Justin Overton was incredibly good. I don't know how you're good snipers online. Online would blow my mind in that game because there's so much you're so much ducking happening. I'm like how do you hit me shot? They're also like a pixel that you have to hit. Yeah. Mexican who has never played gears award the dump slut known as

Jolene. It did last the whole game. It's still blowing up. Whoa. Whoa. Dumpelot is Jolene, who happens to be driving a black Cadillac and a slow parade. Smallie Biggs and mature Gambino rap battle versus Skittles and Tyler the Consumer. Sucks. Skittles is the opposite of Eminem's crazy.

And Tyler the consumer is crazy. Damn, that is pretty good. He'd be black and have a like really tangential to white. He'd be black and have a lot of like country songs. Yeah. Cold Brew King Alpha V sang change down in front of a flood form. That's crazy. Why would you do that?

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Mr. Barry, he-haha, I snigger from all the niggling chiggers. Dangerous one, man. The fact you have it downpacks so much as I know you've definitely messed it up several times. I've practiced. Yeah, you've stumbled plenty of times, but you've never done it in public. So you went home, you went, right, in your mirror saying it over and over again, watching how your lips contort when you say it. What are you watching? What are you watching?

There's a bunch of people that are spawning in cops on the cutscenes of GTA 5 with baseball bets and they're beating the absolute fuck out of Michael Descentes. It's so funny. Can you send me that? Yeah. Like he was on the couch at one point. They were just fucking them up so bad. Yo, I love real time.

Oh God. I miss real time. Real time cut scenes. Dog, that's creative in the head. He went back. Real time cutscenes is the lost art. Man. They're pre-rendered.

Well, no, not GTA. They used to be a lot. And I'm Red Dead. I don't get my know about it. Red Dead. GTA. Halo used to do them. The new one doesn't.

Right. Right. They did. Come on, man. What are you doing? Yeah, that's whack. I love blowing up John Martian's face and then turning around and he's missing his face. All right.

Let's get out of it. That's that final scene when you kill Micah. The amount of things people have done where he just only a skull. And he's like walking, like still alive and doing the cuts. scene. It's so funny, dude. It would mean a lot to me, and his head blows up. The most emotional moment in the game. It would mean

a lot to me, John. And you put a stick of dynamite in his mouth. I think cyberpunk does it too. They do. So, like, there's a lot of games that do it, and I think they're better for it. It's just killing me when you do. You got to put this in the episode. That's too good. It's kicking the absolute... 152 and

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Yeah, well, it kind of, they had to fix it. They didn't go to the moon kind of the kind of, it was like, whoa, what's going on here?

Where's this thing? I was really the final heist was to go to the moon and then die there. You know, in the middle of a bathroom on the floor. I'll suck your dick, I'll eat your shit.

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He's like a fun voice to listen to. Emma is fine. She's fine, yeah. I don't know his voice. It's like not a good voice, but like, I like his voice.

I like his voice a lot. It's like a cartoon. Yeah. There's something about it that's like very animated. Yeah. But like, that sucks. Dude, him on him on Dubai. Going to come...

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You put no effort into this. It was like... The fact that that was his closer! It's crazy. It was like, good night, everybody. I didn't even know... He says, he says like, all right, you've been great. That's crazy.

That was great. That was my closer. God damn. Thank God. Whatever. Good night, everybody. I'm gay. Remember, I'm gay.

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He's adorable. That's a crazy cute picture of a kid. Yeah, but they're not, they have nothing to do with me. Dang, man. I guess. You know,

like I don't, I got nothing. I don't do a fuck about kids that aren't related to me at all genuinely. It's like, it's like, it's like a frightening kind of apathy.

Yeah, it's like, I care in a broad sense. It's why we don't storm the capital for all this Epstein shit. You know what I'm saying? That's, in a vacuum you're like

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