The Snark Tank - #431: This Fat Pervert is DYING

Episode Date: August 14, 2026

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That's you do this It's never out of Hey everybody Welcome to Star Tegic podcast It's me Chris It's him Uh Sweeney Look at him

It's him Derek We're here We're here We're here Wait where We're We're it Adrian.

I really think that. I got the one that I fight against that Russian guy if my black friend wouldn't die. I think he was getting me at first, but then I kind of, you know, I worked the rim or worked his body a little bit. I just pretended to like him,

Paul, though. He's black. I don't like him. You know, me being an Italian and whatever the fuck else I am. I'm glad he died of yo. He's dead and it's good. And they could beat me again and closed doors.

Really made me upset. I fucking die. Almost to the end where I realized that was completely unnecessary. It was a fight that I agreed. I actually. pushed the problem stuff to have to fight.

I didn't really want to fight him in the first thing. What is going on? You really think I could beat Drago? That nigga took a dive. You took a die. We planned this whole thing. We wanted a bottle killed.

I just wanted to get a pilot killed. That they go beat me again. I was really upset. And I didn't want him to get killed. I had him killed. You understand this movie's like 50 years old? Is it 50? No.

It's getting near that range. It's not far from 50. It's not far from 50. It's not far from 50 at all. It's nearing that range for sure. That far from 50, my friend. It's like no young... Because wasn't that like late 70s?

No, 80s, isn't 80s? Oh, 80s? Yeah. How late in the 80s? At mid. I think it was 84. Oh, 84. So, I mean, we're fucking close.

It was still Red Scare time. So it was like 80s. Oh, yeah. I mean, obviously, the whole theme of the movie, yeah. 1,300 montages and then Red Scare. That's all the movie is. That's all the movie is. And I love that movie dearly.

I have a Drago figure. I don't have any fucking Rocky stuff. You love that movie? That movie's so good, dude. It's a really fun watch. It's such a pinnacle of like the, of just like pop culture at that time. Absolutely. With the music, with the, you know, there's no easy way out.

Just 80s shit bullshit fucking montages, barely any fighting. It's like, it's not really a lot of the movie. That's the way I feel about baby geniuses too. Yeah, right. Exactly. Exactly the same. Explain. It's self-explanatory.

Right. It's an iconic piece of American cinema. Anyway, I think the most What is the most 2000s piece of media you can think of? That's a great question. I know what I think it is. Probably Spy kids. Five kids?

That's up there. What are you going to say? Yeah, what are you going to say? I was thinking Tony Hawk underground. That is a very 2000. Oh, like we're talking to all media?

All media. I thought we're talking about movies because we're talking about Rocky. Movies. All media is kind of opens. That's a huge flag. It's got to be the Matrix. There's like, there's only 2000s. There's nothing more 2000s than that because that's what the not the 90s, but the 2000s were trying to chase and it failed immediately.

That's very early 2000s. I agree. That's like when I was after the Y2K bullshit, that's all like zeros and ones is all I saw for a long time. And I was like, what is this? Yeah. Stupid fucking EDM too. Like everybody was doing techno. Like every, every, it fucked.

It fucked. Now some people might say, uh, blade cross. so that the Matrix can run? Or wait, when did Blade come out? Blade 1 is older than a Matrix. I thought so. I thought so. I don't think it's a big gap,

but I think it's like a little older. So if you watch Blade, especially everybody's been sharing that club scene. Shit's lit. And I'm like, this is the Matrix. This is the fucking Matrix. It is the Matrix. I hate how much black trench coat

makes you effectively Wesker, Blade, or Neo. You're one of those three characters. It's only those three. and Nihoh and Wesker are really not far of each other to begin with. It's literally just the hair color. Do you remember the fucking Lance Reddick?

Lance Reddick, dude. I love that. Heserick as Westler is just Blaine and it's so funny. It's fucking Blade. I was like this is. Did when they were, when he first got in that costume, I know he thought it. He was like, fuck, I'm Blade.

And then he just did it though. Damn it. I'm just Wesley Snipes right now. All right, time to get my bag. Did Wesley Snipes do that fucking Leonardo DiCaprio pulling at the fucking TV? Oh, oh, oh. I love Blade one. That movie's so fucking funny.

I love it way more now. There's a vampire that's burnt alive and attacking people. A copsewed in first. That is crazy. That is like, that scene is like, it's way louder than it's supposed to be. It's like... Some good commentary, dude. That's some good meta commentary for sure.

Are you serious? It is pretty good I love Blade I love that way more than than I did before because I always loved underdog superheroes and Blay was just too cool

and too perfect damn near to where it kind of bored me I find that the stuff that was pretty good during the 2000s aged better and the stuff that was like kind of not good

got way worse like it got way worse it's kind of from that era of time other than music so highly. I just did not like music at that period of time. I don't know why. I guess it was trying to figure out what sounds I enjoyed. Because it was just like either I was hearing Spanish music at my house or like shit outside or like classic like fucking funk and soul, which is obviously goaded in those rights.

And even like the like the pop punk or like very popy rock music that is then, it's really not that bad. The pop punk. The more I'm like this music is not bad. I hated it because it was a lot of it was shitty. A lot of it was a lot of most genres are kind of just like. whatever tripe. That's true actually. But I did, but pop punk as it exists today as like as like people think about it. That is that's pretty 2000s. That's extremely 2000s. I feel like it's late 2000s. No, late 2000s. Definitely. I think so. Early 2010s is when it was way over. Yeah. The pinnacle was

mid 2000s. Yeah. 2004. When you think about 2004 like the used, do you think about, uh, uh, what's the, the, the, my chemical romance. Paramo. That's when even, I, Paramore is a little later. Well, 2005, their first, well, their first album. Like not Riot. Riot was 2007. Maybe their music might have been older.

Because I knew them about them from Riot. That's when I first became a fan. That was 07. That was a big fucking year. That was a big year in general. I was like, I think that's like one of the most iconic years in Evertime in 2007.

There's a lot of good stuff. My friend's a chronicler like that. And he swears because he's a big hip hop and R&B fan. Mexican is fuck. It was funny. But he's just like, I can prove statistically factually that 1998 is the best year for hip hop and R&B.

Oh, it probably is. And he's like, and then he started listing all the shit and was like, God damn, you're right. That's crazy. It probably is. So what year would be the pinnacle? That's a hard one for, especially for like pop punk and all that shit. What would be the year? It's probably 04.

I think the favorite pitch is 07. It might be. I think 04 to 07 is the sweet spot. I think just riots doing the heavy lifting for 07. I don't know if I can say, but. Because think of how much commercial says I received at that period of time. How much do you like Fall Out Boys?

I don't even know what the title of the album is. It's not a scene. It's an arms race. That album, so that came out in 07 as well. Oh, good. I mean, the album is iconic. That was everywhere. Coffee for closers or something?

No, maybe I don't know. I can't remember what it's called. I'm talking shit like I know this. I can't remember. I really don't. I was like, wait, I was feeling like I'm a connoisseur of them. And I was like, wait, I don't remember what's the name of the album, the previous one.

But that one has Sugarer going down and Dance Dance Dance Dance is one of my favorite. Dance is great. I love that song. What's thanks for the memories. What was that? What was that on? Thanks for the memories. Had that fucking weird like I spy cover. I think that's, I think that might be that album. I think that's the 07 album. Right. That's those things and like three days grace was around that time too. Like a lot of them like the old I think old four was I hate everything about you.

Barak was a little earlier. Yeah, you're right. It's not it's not exactly but right. It's like butt rock. It's butt pop punk. Yeah. It's butt punk. Rock spawned directly after 9-11. So from like 2001 to 2000 like three four. So is, so, so, I hate everything. Was that butt punk then? That was, that was, that was, you know what I mean? Because it's not exactly pop punk. What is that? But it is in that like, like, if you, it's not really. Because it, but if you do like pop punk, you, you like that song. That is, you like animal I've become by three days grace. If you like, like, like, dance, dance. What? That is, I like, I like

butt punk. I didn't. We had, we had to listen to it. There was no choice. All MDB plays. All VH one played was butthole was just a straight-up, butthole. Butthole. You just kind of blew my mind right now because I never, like, if I had to classify it, that's exactly what you do. Because it's not grunge. You were too old for that to be everywhere you looked. For us, we, you physically couldn't avoid that music. And that's what made me so upset.

Yeah. Because I was like, I would like, all I'd have is like 106 in Park to escape from it. And then even 106 in Park music, it was that's when Atlanta started showing up. And I was like, oh, it's easy. niggins. And they were just like, that's crazy. Dude,

I hated Southern rap for so long until I heard E. T. aliens. I hate it. I was like, this shit is terrible. I hope Soldier boy falls in the ditch.

I can't stand fucking, U. That's pretty 2000s, by the way. Crazy. I'm saying I hate UGK. Now I, now if I looked at my own stuff

that I'd punch myself in the face. What do you think? What do you think about Soldier Boy is two thousands? He's very much so YouTube. That's interesting. Unfortunately. So that was almost,

that was made. That was late mid. Yeah, almost in the 2010s because, yeah, I think the soldier boy was. The first, that Superman either came out in 06 or 07. It was 06. It was 06, I think. I remember that being.

Because I remember that, I remember too early in high school for it to have been just 07. But I think, I don't know. I don't know. How fucking distorted and fucked up the ringtone was. And everybody had it. You mean all ringtones at that time? Because they were being played on fucking Motorola razor speakers. I remember cranked that the most in that.

Yeah. He's like, yeah, I'm not at the phone right now. Talk to you later, man. Peace. Someone clearly recorded a fucking song. Dude, I remember. I mean, you'd have to wait. So you'd have to see the song coming up on the thing.

You'd get your phone, record on your thing, and record your message and hang it up. I did that recently. I think like a year or two ago. I did. I think you showed us. Oh, did I? It was with Everlast. You remember that song to,

they really might know what it's like You wear that song? And then I then like I let it play for 10 seconds And I'm not here right now You know what to do And then you put it back to the song And then let it fade out a little bit So fucking people like my insurance call me

They're like hello The leaving voice was like Hello? They're free They're free Like they couldn't figure out what was happening And I'm like That's funny I know you're like probably 25

because you didn't, you don't understand what's happening right now. That's so dated or the fake was it. Hello. They're like, hey, not here. They'd be like a random dude, but hey, what do you go let's out fight? The forces of darkness. You'll give you a hit later. And I'm like, oh my God.

I was that, dude, that is such a, that is something that only we of our age group really exactly explored. Because my sisters. Oh, the custom, custom voicemail. My sister was too old for that to matter at all. Right. And then young people don't give a fuck. They didn't have it yet. Yeah.

It looks like, I hate that I missed 2000s. I really hated living through them. But I really missed how, I missed how just innocent I was. We didn't realize how good we had it really in a lot of ways. Yeah. Like, things are better in a lot of ways. But like, it's the smaller things. I think there were front-facing problems that we just couldn't understand.

And the problem is the front-facing problems got buried into society. Now there's a part of the world. The problem. They started arising in the 2000s, though. Yeah. You know, like DLC and shit like that. Thanks, MTX.

Thanks, HALO. Thanks, Halo. Well, it's technically oblivion. Thanks, Halo. They blew it up. It's HALO's fault. Halo did explode it. It's success of HALS fucking three's dumb ass.

Which were fire maps, mind you? Fire maps. Fire. They were fine. They were okay. Stop. Stop. They were fine.

Stop. I understand what you're saying. Stop. Why would you say that? They're fine. I don't know. Guys, John Halo. kill this nigga.

No, Jonathan Halo, come here, kill this nigga. Right through the window right now. Jetpack fucking push him into the wall and then grenade him. I'll stay next thing so he can't get away. Listen, listen. I'm trying to think like Halo's pretty 2000s also. I think that's why I'm excited for Gears to be honest. Because it just feels pretty 2000.

By the way, we played a ton of it. Gears is early 20s and so. What are you saying? Isn't Gears 1 early 20s? No, no, I'm tripping. I'm tripping. Sripping. The first one's 06. It did, really?

First one's 06, second one's 08, and the third one is 11. I'll never forget the... I guess I was playing at all right. The 2010s, the early 2010s in particular, kind of confuse me. I only remember because of like the spacing between certain games. I knew that certain games weren't competing with each other. Because I know Reach was 2010, so Gears couldn't have been then because that would have been dumb of them. And then like the next year it was like, it was Skyrim.

And then there was nothing really else after that. And so like it must be... But 2012 was too late for gear. Gears 3. So like that just that just makes sense. That damn sawed off man. Holy shit. And Gears 3 that shit. The shotgun in gears right now is already dog. It's already. It's already. I fucking hate that thing. You got to play Derek. I want to see I want to play I want to play at least like five games. This the placement matches and versus with you. I feel like it would be so fucking funny. Listen I so I looked into it and I saw that you know for you guys to do the early thing. You got to get like the ultimate edition or whatever. Not just regular. Are you sure?

Because I got the regular one and I got them Really? Yeah I was not buying the ultimate It's just a pre-order thing I'm pretty sure Yeah What the fuck? So the ultimate

So wait Oh that's just the play That's just it launches early You're talking about This is the beta The beta Yeah To get the early

Yeah I thought like You get it a week early When I was reading I saw that you get the weeker I thought the beta Was that the same thing But

Is the The beta was that just like a weekend Or will No they're doing it again They're doing it again tomorrow Tomorrow for until Saturday Sunday, I think.

Certainly. I don't know. It was fun, man. We were having a, we were having a good time. I was yelling, though. It's frustrating. Like, the verses is like, I'm either like really, yes, or I'm like, this is fucking dog ass. Dude, I was having a mess around on verses.

I was like, dude, I swear to God, I wasn't recording. Because Lily was also working. So I was literally just in there just getting mad. And like, I can't say anything crazy. I'm on stream. And my wife is working. And I'm just like, fucking just getting taken advantage of. The shotgun makes such little sense in that game

It really irks me Like to my spirit But I was having a good time It is fun The horde is fun Horde is awesome Horde's a lot of fun It gets out of hand

But like it's like really really fun Yeah Versus is versus They did a good job They did a good It feels really good I'm excited about it I'm excited but it's mainly the story

I want to see Marcus and Dom do shit again Yeah But that's pretty 2000s to me Like the Mad World trailer I think about Yeah Yeah, that, that, listen, man, that fucked. That made a bunch of games. You know, I always say like there's a lot of movies.

They started making theatrical versions of iconic songs. And it's like, who really made the trend. Transformers was that, I think, for the movies. Well, Transformers was just fucking Lincoln Park or whatever. But no, like, say, turning into, like, theatrical where there's a bunch of strings and a bunch of other orchestral shit. I would say the trend because there might be like outliers of somebody did this a long time ago

but the something in the way the Batman movie all of a sudden every fucking movie started doing it after that like the modern Batman movie Yes so that's something there if you if you look at that trailer and then now you look at trailers after that almost everyone fucking started doing it old movie trailers how different they were in a world

where there was always some sort of commentary and it was like a word like become evasion oh yeah yeah yeah yeah what the fuck this is so weird the funniest thing to be about like certain trailers is like you would think like I was looking at some of the

the Toby Spider-Man trailers out of sheer curiosity you would think they would be like really bespoke but it's really it's literally I assure you it's just some guy just did it like they didn't give a fuck like because they just use

lacromosa I mean Do you know lacromosa, right? Yes. Do you know lacrimosa? Really? It's fan. You would know it if you heard it.

But it's just like this very classical kind of, I don't even know how to describe it. Like what genre of music is fucking lacrimosa? What even is that? It's like, what do you? No, it's, what do you, whatever? It's like a generic epic trailer music and you're like, you're using this for Spider-Man. The fuck is this? Yeah.

It's insane. Do you remember for- Do so much work now. They do so much heavy lifting now for films in general, particularly. Especially if you're doing something that's new. that's not like an IP. Yeah. Trailers like save lives now.

Before people just want to see cool movies in general. I feel like now people just like are so, obviously the world's in a shittier space. People don't really care about things that aren't like, you got to grab them immediately. That's what trailers have to do. This happens to me now. I like film and I don't really see movies

that don't have interesting trailers. Headphones are connected again. Dead damn it. This is having probably 200 times. It just doesn't like listen to you like. Because there are some headphones because I have multiple headphones. Some of them disconnect after like 10 minutes.

Right, right. Some of them never. You just never do. Until the phone runs, until it runs out of that. Yeah, and then it runs out. I'm like, oh, great. Like, you have no idling disconnect feature.

That's fucking stupid. So, yeah. Basically, there was, trailers had, there was this almost, they would use the same, they would cycle with like the same fucking music. One of them,

I know later a lot of people would use that recommend for a dream fucking thing. Yeah, that was all over YouTube. Yeah, that was like a YouTube thing. That was a, because I don't know why, but like, it must have, like, avoided, because I never got claimed for using it.

And that's why I think most people did it. Because it's like, oh, this is just not in the copyright's server protection thing. Eventually it was. Oh, I know that exactly, yes. I know that exactly. That was it Spider-Man? Well, you would know it more from like the, there's like a chorus part of it. It gets home.

I know that song. Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-dial thing. Yeah, it's a villain realizing he's a villain. That's the best way to describe that. The villain rise, they just aren't terrible. All the Spider-Man trailers, as far as I... Well, specifically, too. Which to be was crazy because I'm just like, really?

Spatran 3. No. They made the iconic. It probably also wasn't Spider-Man 3 as well. Maybe. But none of the Danny Elfman music is in it. None of the... None of that.

And I'm just like, that's crazy to me. It's like having a doom trailer with Lacromosa or something. It's like, what a waste. What a waste of fucking... Yeah. Why not use your music? I do. In a world.

In a world. The trailer guy. No one can come. Yeah. Come stop her. You just stop coming. That really, what happened to that? Trailers change, man.

Media change. It just, it just. Someone slapped it away. You know what it must have, it must have gotten satired so much. Like, it made fun of so much at a certain point because it was just the way trailers were. Right. That like, they probably get like, let's just not open ourselves up to this. Yeah.

And now they just don't even have a guy. No, no guy. They just fucking, no guy. Sometimes we'll just see little captions of stuff. Yeah. Spectacular or something. Yeah. It just says something.

Yeah, it's just Jeremy John says, I'm racist and this is great. You know? That's all it says in the fucking, what are the little text blocks? Jeremy John kills me, dog. Some of there's a point where it's for creaks are like, what are you talking about Jeremy? I'm sorry, he's just bladed me now. I don't... He's mostly Blayed.

He's just, yeah, I don't even see him anymore. I just see that. I don't see color. I just see Blame. When did he make that? That was a while ago, right? It was at least four months ago. Yeah, at least.

I don't know how time... Doing Blackface four months ago is... That's... It would be... Listen, it would be... Here's the problem with it. Some people have done it recently on the chud-ass fucking section. And it's just like, you know, that Beatles thing, it's been done.

Do you know that, like, that, uh, Beatles. Like, it's been, do you know that? Like, it's been, like, it's, it's, it's, oh, yeah. It's like, it's, it's, that was shocking a long time ago. It's not even remotely offensive. Yeah, it's like, it's very played. That's what the funny thing about, like, a lot of edgy comedy now is that it's just like, it's just like, it's just kind of played out. Yeah.

It's not even, it's not even shocking. It's just kind of like, oh, you said the N word. Okay. It's exactly that. I'm going to go about my day, I guess. There's some edgy comedians coming up. that I think we talked about one of them. I think maybe you even talked about it.

Yeah, I know exactly you're talking about it. He was like some idiot. The guy who diarrhea all over the. Yes. Yeah. The Airbnb. Yeah. Yes.

We talked about that briefly. Some fucking idiot. Yeah. I don't know. Maybe you weren't there. I just remember we were doing it. He was there. He didn't register.

It was a really short. We didn't talk extensively about it. It was a blip in the conversation. That's so heinous. That's someone's home. It should have been someone's home. It's probably bought by a Chinese company. Yeah.

But. That he had a he had like a 30 pack of like red bulls or something. He's like some freak. He's just some idiot. But like he's just he's just one of those like, you're just one of those Roganites, you know? He's just one of those people. Some Chinese businessman walks into that Airbnb and he's like, he is dishonored. My room.

He's the, I mean, my house. I think he keeps himself suboku. I feel like that's the wrong group. But I mean, I mean, yeah, I don't, I don't know. The comedian would not. No. They can be like, well, yeah, what the hell? You're China, Japan.

You know what are you going to do? I knew you were going to say that. It's crazy. I was like, I was waiting for you to say that. And then you said it immediately. Oh, wow. Hooray. Fuck you, bitch.

You're a fucking automaton. You know that? So what? I don't mind if I'm not me. You got to get out of your system early, man. I guess it is technically early in podcasts. Speaking of getting out of your system, I guess. Oh, okay.

We got this documentary. Okay. It's making the rounds. Yeah. That EDP 445 documentary by Mike Klem came out. We all know EDP, right? Not personally. Let's be clear about that.

Yeah, personally not met him. Easy, broly. I've never collaborated with him, thank God. That would suck. That would suck. Yes. I don't think, even like, I don't know, like I followed him well before this should ever happen because I thought he was just saying funny shit.

Yeah, you were a big fan, yeah. I wouldn't say that. that but I follow because he just says wild shit. Roll the tape back to the episode where they both say they're huge fans of him. Is that true? I think so. I think so. I think so. I remember because I remember thinking about it. I was like, oh, that's kind of funny. I think he's

funny. You love him. You particularly he was talking about specifically that he had like a cardboard cut out of lessons. Yeah, I do remember that. Oh, it's of me. People just say it looks like. Oh, you have a cardboard cut out of yourself. That's crazy. You know that's that's a, that's way worse, actually.

Yeah, I'm aware. It hurt. It hurt me very deeply. So that documentary came out. I watched it at like two times speeds. And I skipped a little bit. Sorry. I got everything, though. I could. I know what they were talking about. I couldn't sit through that shit. I was like, this is like, I genuinely think that comment. Literally the only task we gave them. Yeah. I'm going to sit through all of it. That's crazy. That's sitting down and watching something like that. That's the end of commentary concentration. I think actually swear to God. I think that's like, okay, this is, this is really shouldn't exist. Because the commentary out of this is not going to go anywhere constructive. Well, sure.

It's just like really bad spectacle, which I was just like, oh, this is horrible. Which like, you have a pretty, you'd have a lot better an opinion on it if you saw it. I mean, I did. I watched, I saw, like, I saw like, maybe like 10, 15 minutes of it. I saw, we give you one task. That's crazy. I saw literally single. I saw all of the fucking ridiculous clips of it. And I was like, this is.

I specifically texted, hey, make sure you guys watch it so we can talk about it. I mean, I'm, I'm very capable of talking about it. He replied with no. So frustrating. Absolutely not. People wake up at like 5 a.m. to go to jobs that they fucking hate. And they're like, oh, man, I got to do this. I got to do this.

How are you sure I don't hate this? And then they die early. They watch them. They die early because they're so stressed out. This motherfucker can't watch a fucking hour. long video for free. I did not want to sit through an hour long video of people giving this ridiculous, this ridiculous pedophile any screen time. It's crazy to me. I can't do bare minimum effort. It's crazy. That shit is insane. I look, you're not going to dissuade me on this part. I

watched my drivers around date. Better buy a new PC. What the fuck are you doing? I'm not sitting through that because I genuinely I like earnestly I really think that is like a this is a bad precedent to say oh I do it I think it's I think it's bad I think it's really really bad I think giving someone like EDP at all any more screen time is just genuinely not a good idea so I and I understand why they I understand why they're doing it because it's content it's more money for them to make it'll boost their sales like I don't hate really I'm not a big fan of most people that are involved in making a podcast in the first place I like Charlie But podcast, what are you talking about?

I'm in the podcast, the fucking documentary. It feels like a podcast from a documentary. It feels so insane that they're giving someone like that a chance to have a documentary. It feels wild. What I do, look, the documentaries, it's, it's trash. But there's a lot of parts in it where I'm like, I'm glad that like these people are getting some shade as well. Because there's other people there like, and by the way, these are people who I believe think they come off well. Like in the, in the documentary.

The pedophile. The pedophile catchers. Yeah. Like, I think they think they come across well in the interviews that they're giving. Even though they say shit like where it's, well, we could have done better, but like, you know, next time, you know. And also just like, I think there was, there was one line where someone said. I can't remember what the name was because these people are ultimately irrelevant.

It doesn't really matter. But he said something like, well, there's no content in that. That's why we didn't do it this way. You know what I mean? And so I'm just, do you know the clip that I'm talking about? Yeah. Let's get a segment in it. And I'm just like, man, you all just fucking suck.

Yeah, you know why you're doing this. I think, I think that... The thing that feels weird about it to me is that, like, there's, like, little moments where they have EDP go up to, like, a board. Oh. Like a board where he's just, like, it's a board of, like, real N-words. And then, like, and then bitches. Yeah. Yeah.

And then, so it's just him in front, like, with dressed up and he's got, like, a pointer. And I'm looking, and he's pointing. like, oh, man, Donald Trump's is the best. Organ, I love this bald-ass bitch. Yeah. And I'm thinking of my son, like, you filmed a skit with a pedophile. Like, that's what I'm thinking. Like, I understand for a documentary interviews, like, fine.

Yes. But, like, when they're doing like a little skit. Like him big. I'm like, what are you doing? I'm like, what am I? Like, it just, it feels, I don't know, man. Imagine having also, and they do the little reenactments. The reenactments were crazy.

Are hilarious to me? No, Kicks. Imagine, imagine your first acting credit. It's on that. It's baby, baby EDP, 445. Like, am I crazy for thinking? Like, this just feels like, this, like, I, like, anyone that could look at the people that are like, oh, yeah, I'm a pedophile chaser on YouTube and think admirable. It's like, you're already fucked.

You're crazy. Because what, clearly people, if you don't know that people that are getting involved with those content creators getting involved with that already fuck with the case in general. True. They fuck with the case in general. True. They don't have to. That's what bothers me. Is that like, you could do this in a way that is perfectly legal and actually like helps,

but they just don't because it's not the sexiest way to do it. And there's no content. You can be an informant and you inform the official, the authority so they can go and do it. Right. I'm not, again, I'm not pro, not pro authorities at all. But if you're doing, if you're doing something for the right reason, do it for the right reason, you know. Kaysson is simply defending the pedophiles. I'm literally, I'm condemning the people that are not letting them.

Roll the tape back. Roll the tape back. And it's just my lip. It's someone else's. It's someone else's lip saying. Yeah. It's a little. That guy, the guy that does the Chris Hansen impersonator, I've seen some of his

clips before. He made the point to just like, oh, Chris Hanson was talking mad shit about that stuff. And like I would, I don't want to collab with this guy. There's no benefit in it for me. I already have like a bunch. Chris Hansen has his own network and he's also in other crime network things. I see him all over. fucking YouTube and then obviously he was doing the shit way back in the day so he's like i see no

benefit in doing that that doesn't make any sense it doesn't he's basically being like it doesn't help me so like why the fuck i don't appreciate what he's doing and then in that guy's defense he said that like i don't see anything wrong with what i'm doing because if you weren't getting paid he's referring to chris hanson would you be doing this stuff and that is true and it's like chris hanson you know i don't think anybody at least from my perspective i've i've never seen anyone say like he's the shit like this guy's a great guy I just find what Chris Hansa does really entertaining the way he speaks to these people

it's really entertaining it's a crazy bro it is really good yeah like so it's it's never been like oh you see the one of the guy on the floor with his face like did you see this jean park tweeted it out and I was like what is this it's him sitting in a chair so he's sitting in a chair his legs kind of crossed like not like uh I don't know whatever like he's he looks like really at ease and the guy is like on the ground with his hands behind his back his faces against the ground

and he's just like he's sitting in the chair and he's like so what do you think of my show and he's looking he's like looking away like so condescendingly and it's funny because it's like you can't no matter how much Chris Hanson sucks he's always the best guy in the room

because he's always sharing the screen with a fucking child molester so he actually he's got a pretty good thing going I'm really excited about that movie by the way Yeah. It looks It looks awesome. It looks awesome.

It's the Indian guy I played fucking Flash. I know Flash on it. It's Spider-Man. He plays on Petitius. With Spider-Man is like, I wonder how Flash is doing. Oh.

Yeah. Dude, I'm excited about it. It looks. I just, I think stuff like that. I'll definitely watch it. I don't.

I'm not a big fan of spectacle like that. You know, like it's always been like. You're not a big fan of pedophiles being held accountable for their act. I have them be held. accountable but putting it on TV and making it a spectac to each their own yeah there's like it's like even like even like someone like like like if if if if if it's decreed universally that people someone needs

to die right like making a show of it is like where the problem comes to me he's like hanging people like like the way that like hanging people sure like obviously the act of killing somebody's fucked up but the fact that there's a spectacle about it makes it more dehumanizing in a way that I just like this I don't like this something feels wrong sure you want to protect the humanity yeah I don't I it's not even a humanity. It's like, do it, do this in the right channels. Don't bring it here. Don't desentatize me. I don't necessarily. Your Fogel was innocent is what you're saying.

That desensize people to horrible things and then what happens is that horrible things become more normalized. I don't look, so I don't think we need to take it like, so obviously that's how I have observed. The extreme end of like you're talking about like say people being hanged or whatever like that's crazy. I put that on this place crazy. So on the

low end, on the far var beginning of that spectrum is just public humiliation. And one thing that I like, even though obviously the show being monetized, like we're talking about to catch a predator. That show, the way it's monetized and it is a spectacle. Obviously, it's all about entertainment. However, one thing that I'm clearly sure that it has done is prevented a lot of people from doing it. Because they're like, I don't want to be on camera.

I can agree with that. For sure. So it's like, it's a double-edged sword. I would, if I had to say, like, would you rather not be there or be there? I think just thinking about a shallowly right now, I think I would rather it be there. But like the designated channel of the catcher peddor when they started working with the authorities because when it started, they let them go because they wasn't. When the show started, they would expose them to grill and then they were free to actually leave

because they had no legal jurisdiction to do anything. And then is when they actually started getting involved and they would get arrested. And that that's where I don't mind that like medium. the people on YouTube clearly aren't doing that shit. Yeah. I don't, I, you're,

you're right. Like, that's, that's a fact. Like, obviously it's prevented people from doing it. Yeah. And I would hope,

truly hope it has been a net positive. Like, yes, I would hope, and I think it has been, I would say, probably has been a double X word. Yeah.

Like, I think, I think there's a pretty good case of me. But I just, I don't, I just, because their faces are out there too. That's the thing.

But I at the very least, you know, you know, you know, intelligent enough to be getting involved, the things are getting involved in and that just leads to more problems. Because that's all that happens every time.

Right, I agree. I just don't want, I don't know. I don't want it to turn into more of a spectacle of watching this than actively a problem. That already happened, unfortunately. Yeah, that's too late. You shouldn't be able to,

I don't know how you would write that into law, especially locally, but you shouldn't, I wish you wouldn't be able to do that. Like, obviously it got the biggest on kick where I remember some guy got a pumpkin thrown at his head and people are like... Remember that guy?

This is fucked up. Maybe that's a pedophile. This is ultimately the problem where it's just like I don't feel bad for bad shit that have my child molest. You know what I mean? I just want to know for sure because since these people are so unprofessional, I don't know if it's true. That's what I'm saying. That is the biggest problem with it.

It could just be these idiots doing dumb shit that don't understand what like there's It's even Klein pretending, like, his fetotrill account. There's so much. There's, they throw a pumpkin. There's so much nuance in this conversation that just leads to, like, you say anything that is not immediately hyper-damming to the people involved in it. And it's like, you're defending it. And it's like, nigga. They throw a pumpkin at healing.

She shatters. She shatters. She shatters. Like the fuck, like. Like a, like a stained glass demon in medieval. The, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a. There's a video that understood that reference. Thank you. Yeah, there you go. I'm here for you guys.

The video, were you about to talk about the video that gets Allie Upton? Yes. That shit is crazy. That's a great video. Or they threw the guy off the loading bay? I didn't see that. Throw them off. I was like, this is, I'm laughing. There's a guy who gets, there's a video of a pedophile. I feel comfortable saying that because like, I saw enough. But like, they, they, these two guys chase that have threw a fucking Walmart or something.

Yes. And one guy goes from behind. him under his armpits, throws him up over into somebody and they punch him down to the ground. And I'm like, first of all, that is an amazing. That is a Marvel 2 combination. That is an amazing thing to do to a real human. Like, I've never seen that outside of fiction. Yeah.

You know, because like very rarely is that set up even naturally occurring. Feasible, honestly. Feasible or even a wise strategy to even set up on purpose. Grabbing somebody and picking them up in general is not easy at all. No. At all. So the fact that this clearly petite little pedophile got picked up and then fucking dragon punched right after is just something you got to be like, well, this, look. It's hard not to be entertained by the way.

Aside from the grotesque violence and clear attempt at content in a serious situation. Wow. It is content. It is content. This is damn you're impressive. Yeah. I would feel just much better just in the way to catch a predator was highly vetted. Obviously, because it's on network television, they have to be very careful with everything.

Like that one guy that ended up offing himself because all this thing like fucked everything up. But everything else they did. Running home and killing himself is legendary. But like everything else they did by the book. And so if there were like actual, if there were actual channels that. that there was just an official, this is the one, this is it. And if another want to compete, but they had to go through the same type of regulations, then I would feel, I wouldn't feel bad at all really,

because I would know, okay, this is still a little fucked up because we're putting this on display and everything, but I wouldn't feel bad even a little bit because I know for sure that these people did their due diligence, and these people definitely are offenders. These guys are freaks. They didn't mix anybody up, you know, because even when we have official channel, you know, like cops, they don't fucking do their jobs. where it's like here's the description of the guy and then they grabbed the completely different fucking person

you know like I literally just saw body cam footage of that just the other day this is a body cam there's this woman who was driving her car and the ice people are two so like four ice guys walking past her and she honked the hornet then a guy came up to her took his gun out and started saying you tried it with the car he was about to shoot her and she literally was like I have a dash cam and I'm recording you try to run us over

you want to play games you saw it yeah I saw and I'm like this is crazy. Dude, you know what I you're trying to run us over? You know something that I saw? You'll get a kick out of this. It's so sad. There's this guy. So this guy out of where it is. It's in sub-city.

And some dudes walk in and a dude like down the street pulls a gun out and starts shooting. He runs down a hallway, exits. And as he's exiting, a cop is scared and shoots him. Dog, that's that shit. Dude, it was a young

It was the guy that was shooting wasn't even remotely the tie that. He literally ran past him. The guy, first and foremost, police officer, you cannot aim your weapon at someone that has not aggressed you. That is one of the first rules of the cop. You cannot.

He heard gunshots, and I understand he heard gunshots, and he was ready, but the person ran past him, and he shot the poor boy in the back and the head, dog. It wasn't the back of the head. I'm pretty sure. No, because he kept running. I don't think he kept running.

I think he petered out. No. I think it's a Peter out. We might have seen two videos of the same thing. It's something like came of the cop, right? Yeah, yeah. Because I think that one guy was survived, I think. Are you sure?

I think so. But like, dude, it's crazy to be. Bro, how unlucky. How unlucky. That is genuinely crazy. First of all, like you, if you survive that, you got to get millions, right? Oh, absolutely. You got to get millions out of that.

Like, what the hell you shot me for fleeing from a gunman? Are you crazy? Yeah. That's why I think it's just like, dude, I said before, I think people need to be bread to be cops, man. You got to make those things in labs. Well, it would be nice. That's a good idea. It would be nice. It's going to lead the problems eventually, too. Yes, but better problems than the ones they have now. I'm serving.

They might not make it to 40. So what? Without their eyes falling out or whatever. Like, pox kind of. You know what they'll be? There'll be fantastic law enforcement. Yeah. I agree. I, you know what? Mark me down for eugenics. For police. I think it's not a bad idea.

The chance would be built if there wasn't racism. It would be so if there was no racism. Isn't that unfortunate? Unfortunately, this racism. So we'll breed some cops like pugs, you know? Yeah. Once they reach like, they'll grow like really fast. Yeah.

Yeah. They'll grow really fast. They'll be like 21 by the time they're four. They'll be genuine heroes though. Yeah, yeah. And they live like maybe like 10 years. That's, I like it. 10 years out of that.

If we got a mass production, you can't. I love it. You know how this works. Yeah, four years. It'll be a four year timetable. The round ones will come out. The round ones will come out. They'll be pretty good.

One will probably beat a woman to death for some various reason that is not necessary. But then round two will be better. Yeah, they can't get married, by the way. Yeah. They're not like people really. Like, they can be people. They can be people. No, because what's the point of that?

Like, what are they going to get married? They're going to die before they're even 18 probably. So why? So they can't even get back. 18 years of life or 18 in physical terms? What the fuck does that mean? What are you saying? Physically an 18 year old isn't an adult or is it like, is it late for 18 years and die?

My idea is that they would grow rapidly, and by the time they're four years old, they're basically 20. Yeah, it's like the clones from Star Wars. Right, but then they live for another 10 years. They die 14. I think that's fine, man. They deteriorate. And then, like, they don't really have a life ahead of them. Yeah.

I don't want to be the person that says yes to making that, but I also don't foresee a huge problem with it. Well, you know what? We'll make a plea to our audience. Call your local congressperson. Mm-hmm. See if we can get this off the ground. Yeah. Don't mention us

There's definitely no better ideas on that There are That is few better There's definitely no better ideas we had Whatsoever Fried Oreos maybe Imagine Imagine understand

No and there's no actually negative There's like no they You know go forward There's no better ideas Yes and that please next time Could you imagine Could you imagine that you like This guy

Could you imagine figuring out the best thing you can think of? It's just not a... There's an idea that's just better than immediately after. Yeah, that's most... That's a lot of brainstormed. You use your best processing ability. You absorb all which you can. And then some guy comes up and his idea is just better.

Isn't that just like what every stupid person is? Like what they're like, hey, let's do this. And then someone that's not stupid. It's like, no, let's do this. Because that actually makes sense. But it's not nuanced at all. It's like, no, this is just a better idea. Straight up.

I mean, it happens. And it hits you. It's kind of like, it's kind of like in sports. when your fucking coach is like, let's run this play. And then the, you know, experience ball player that's like, no, that's fucking dumb and gay. Let's do this. So then like a quarterback calls the audible. And then, you know, they get mad.

But it actually works because you're like, coach, you're dumb, you're rich, you're white, you're gay. You're not on the field. You're not on the field. You don't fucking, you don't know how I'm tired I am right now. You don't know how I'm feeling right now. I understand what my players are going through right now. So what you're trying to call is not going to fucking work at this time because you're not take into consideration.

Can I say something? Can I say something? You're going to be front linemen. Right now. Let me say one other thing about this EDP documentary. You, make a touchdown right now. You, no. Right now.

I'll give you three seconds. Let's go back to EDP. Do one thing I will say, and then we can move on to questions if we want. There's a sequence in this documentary or whatever you want to call it, a portion, a chapter, whatever, where he goes over like how he came up with his name. Oh yeah And he was he's telling it As if he's like a superhero

Like he's the way they framed it The way that he's that clip But he's telling it like that too He's like Yeah so I like Eat that pussy for it like It's like it's like it's like it's a genius thing that's coming And he's like and I need a bunch of numbers right

And he's like 2-26 And I'm like that doesn't feel right 555 Doesn't feel right Like Then he gets on the scale And he's like I weighed 445 pounds

and that's why he was EDP 445 I was like, that's got a ring to it. It's like, no, it's just your fat. And you're addicted to porn. And you're a porn addict. If you were 226 pounds, would 226 have rung also? The idea that 445 as a number combination

is like uniquely great killed me. I was cracking up. I was like, what do you fucking mean? it is a completely inconsequential sequence. Yeah. It just, I just,

I laughed. I busted laughing. It was as silly as like, you know, consolation shit. People do that. They're like, oh,

this is, this is it. Like, his, it being his weight made this connection. Right. Like, this is the correct thing.

I knew it from then. Yeah. It's like, who gives a shit? You know, like, it's his fat-ass frame. Doing the,

the black suit Spider-Man, like, fucking, the poker. where he's like leaning in the rain. That is trash. Yeah. You know, somebody do that right now.

I want art of that right now. Right now. I want art of EDP 4Avite naked. Like, Why? Because he's naked through the whole fucking shit. The whole documentary. There is a lot of nudity.

It's an upsetting amount. Like at one, I think it was actually him. Like, yeah, yeah. I was like, I don't think this is a reenactment or I don't think this is fucking like There's one of him just sitting on the toilet and it looks crazy. Yeah. I really,

a lot of um i know there's so much like um cutting room floor there's so much stuff left out because there was a lot of people who were featured in it that barely said anything and i i just i just wonder about the process and how much they talked about what and why they didn't because i really hate when documentaries do that this happens every once in a while when they bring somebody on you're there for an hour and they use two minutes of that hour and you're like what the fuck why am i even in here because like it's really it just really it doesn't even I just for oh look somebody's here but they didn't really add anything to it so to me it's I would usually a lot of times you'll see people get cut out of movies completely and they'll talk about it afterwards for that's what I would

do I wouldn't just put them in for like three seconds just because it's a name that doesn't do anything because well first of all I wouldn't even if they for the sake of argument if they asked me hey you would you like to be this EDP 4 or 5 document no absolutely no even if I'm trashing him. I just don't want to be in it. I just personally wouldn't want to be in it. Yeah. I just, you know. I would have done it probably. I mean, if you like, hey, however you feel, I just, I don't want to be attached to that. I just don't think that like I can say I can't, I probably couldn't get my point across. It would probably just seem stupid because all I want to do is just say he's dumb, fat, gay and he's a retard. He's fucking. Yeah. You know, like, okay. Who what else? Who else? It'd be fun to say that in front of like studio cameras.

I wouldn't be used to. I would be, no, who care? I don't know. I'd be like, this guy, what are you guys doing this for? It would be, it would be fun to sit in front of a studio camera in like a well-lit environment and just say he should kill himself. I will say. And then that's it. That dude said that.

You're not wrong. Yeah. That was funny. But that's literally the only reason that I would do it is. I think it's funny to have this amount of like production effort put into something that is substantively so dumb. Yeah. And pointless. That's the one positive thing I can say this Mike Clum guy.

Which I fucking hate his name. That can't be his real name. Anyway, the cinematography is fantastic. It's very good. It's very well done. It is well shot. It's all like these people understand lighting to a tea to where I'm like every room is just lit beautifully. And I hate that for EDP where I'm like, he's being shown so well where I would just fuck it up.

I would overexpose him. I'd make him like. His pores look crazy. I don't know. I'm not one to judge. I'm no one to judge. I've said in dumb, dumb shit, but I just cannot see this. I cannot see this as like, this is, this is, this is a red, it's like the first person that is like, you know, like the first person that says if I pick up a rocket, something.

He was like, in the corner, he's like, oh, this is going to end badly one day. It feels like that where it's like, this is going to end. This is going to lead to something even worse coming out because I feel like that I just. He has, he admits to a lot of stuff in this documentary that actually like, I don't know if you should be. saying this. Well, there was the lawyer in there. The lawyer was actively like, shut the fuck up. Don't do the documentary. Are you stupid? Because this is also, even some of the law enforcement

saying this might drum up something, especially because they showed that one sheriff or whatever. They showed the picture of them. They're like, why has he not been indicted? Why are you guys not pursuing this? They showed the picture. You said he didn't comment. They showed his picture in his name, you know, which is kind of a cue. It's kind of a nudge,

to harass him. Because otherwise you wouldn't do that. So this could one thing that happens, public pressure can drum up charges. So this can lead to something. That's the hope. This can lead to something. This guy, obviously this documentary fucking guy, he's a leech, but he's also an artist. You know, where the documentary in another setting about a different subject, I'd be like, this is really fucking good.

I like the B roll. I like everything that's being done, but I just don't doing it for this guy that clearly doesn't deserve it. It doesn't even deserve it. an explanation like his origins I was like I don't give a fuck yeah like him talking about his childhood yeah like I love the eagles I'm like

yeah we know we know bitch that's your that's that's where you came from if he made a video if he made stuff like this about like anything lady'd be awesome if it wasn't about a pedophile but oh this guy makes great well if if I mean look if anything comes out of this and he does get charged with it as a result of the public pressure

then you know what net benefit I'll give that fair game You know what I mean? You did it. I just have doubts that that'll happen. Just because, like, at this point, like, the first one was dead in the water, the first cupcake thing because they reached out to him first. So that's like, you know,

an entrapment kind of snare. Which, by the way, stupid law, right? It's ridiculous. It's dumb as fuck to me. It's a stupid law. I think because of the fact that there was no direct victim is what makes it a fucking problem, but it's still like, that's dumb.

That's also crazy. Yeah, because you have to do something. Monitor that, yeah. At that point, you need to. Yeah, yeah, at this moment, now tap his people. Well, the people. The sting operation people to catch a predator

They would just have decoys Decoys in chat rooms Existing And they would wait for them to approach And then they would chat up And then say let's meet somewhere So as long as they make the initiation You can get them

They screwed up because they didn't know that They didn't know that shit They didn't know that shit How do they not know that too? That's what's so crazy Because this is the problem Exactly It's not for it's not for the doing the right thing

It's for just like oh I want to be It's definitely for glory, right? Yeah. Yeah. And then what's annoying about that though? Is it like, philosophically speaking, like, what is entrapment? The difference between like, Entrapment is different. Setting a, setting a decoy to wait for the person to approach them or just having a decoy approach the person is equivalently entrapment to me. As far as, like, what the word means. So, like, I don't understand like why that's such a determining fact. Like, it really doesn't make any sense. That there's no, there's no direct.

victim. There's no direct person that's there for like there's no direct person. For them, if there was actually a child being talked to, sure. It's different because that's directly child endangerment. That's how you like get into the courtroom, you know? Well, I just don't. You have to get them. You have to get them into the courtroom first. That's the, that's how you pounce and you get on them. But look, this is what I don't got. They wouldn't get there for anything. What would be like in case at that moment. So look, here's here. Here's the issue. Exactly. This is the issue that I have with that because you have other laws, especially like, say digital like, uh, C-Sam or something like that. Right.

I agree. Lauren Bobbard's son just got arrested for stuff that involved him, I think, when he was like, or I don't remember if he was older and then he was dating like a younger girl and then there was like pictures of videos and it got leaked in the discord. Oh my God. So Lauren Bowbert's son has been arrested right now and he's being charged for something like. How does he? I think he's an adult now, but young adult. And I don't remember if he was an adult. It was the age gap wasn't insane, but it was still like this is a.

minor. This is not someone who was 80 and then it got leaked and then so my point being though that's crazy this person didn't do the leaking he didn't whatever it's whatever happened it's just like having stuff on your phone from when you were young there's something like that if it leaks

out you can get in trouble for it so my point being so my point being even if like the even say for example I know in some places you can get in trouble even if you didn't know the person's age that's a lot of places so here's the thing so my thing is like this entrap thing. I'm like, okay, she approached you

first, the decoy or whatever, but you still took the bait and everything like that. Why shouldn't you still get in trouble? Like, if you can still get in trouble in other things, if you didn't know, you were entrapped into, you didn't know this person's age, you can still get in trouble for that, but why can't, so those things don't make, it.

It is a weird layer of protection for something that is, uh, it's weird. The protection only feels like to me were like a lot of, a lot of, exactly, a lot of pervert freak men are trying to protect them. being protected by laws. Yeah. And like all these people that were like, you know,

they're gun ho about the Epstein files and all this shit, right? They're like, oh, in their own states, there's like these laws that they can marry kids and shit. And I'm like, do you guys want to start there first? Genuinely. You want to start there? It really makes you wonder what is real and what is not. Yeah.

It's genuinely troubling. Genuinely troubling. Because, I mean, societyally, you've been doing it forever. Yeah. And it drives me insane and it really bothers me. But I mean, as far as this documentary goes, I feel like this would have been a good teach moment. One moment. That's one thing that they try to do one thing at the very end that I thought was because so there was a guy.

He was kind of completely shadowed. They hit his identity. Yeah, he was a pedophile. Yeah. So he was like an official one, but he's never acted on it. An official. I know. What are you saying?

Like a first party. Like a first party certified pedophile. He's not like a mad cat. Or like a Logitech pedophile. He's a Sony pedophile. He's a first party pedophile. Yeah. So like he,

so he's like giving like he's talking about his experience and getting, EDP said he was trying to get help. He did therapy. He's not in therapy anymore. So he's not very serious about it. And there was, I thought that the one teachable moment that they could do is show. these laws show show what's going on in the different states what people are doing to circumvent

stuff like that where it's basically legal to marry children get people aware that this shit is way deeper than just like edp four four five some fucking dumbass uh youtube guy and they kind of failed on that just did a little bit the bare minimum and the last thing i want to say is that i think it's pretty obvious when you say about opening the floodgates for content or whatever i think it's pretty obvious because at the very end they showed Chris Chan commenting on it so like where do you think that's going? Yeah Chris Chan's next. Do you think so? Yeah. Why the fuck

else would Christian be in the documentary? Yeah. You just spent you just spent you just spent time to ask Christian about EDP 445. No. Yeah. You're definitely going to do a documentary and he was the last guy. Yeah. So you mean Christian stories like stuff like that I just I don't

I don't know if I can I guess I'm becoming a bitch But the shit like this I can't really take I can't watch it anymore And like get any sort of investment from me I'm sure just well no one's saying that you have to Well here's well here's the The difference here right even if absorb it bothers me now

Oh yeah well that's it Well so here's the thing about that I would never ask you to watch it of your own volition I'm aware but We're doing that thing But am I still not commenting on it able to converse about it. Yeah, but you know, I could have been, I could have been more versed it.

You're right. My apologies. You're right. You're right. But I'm still very able to comment on it because I've seen all the shit that's led up to everything before this. And it's just bananas the whole time. A regular person could in theory absolutely comment on the stuff that we're talking about

and we're mentioning. And then you go, what do you think about this? So that's true. But, you know, it was more, yeah, you already apologize. So whatever. It doesn't fucking matter. I think it's sort of ending with like, all right, there's a bomb and it. building, we're going to leave the building. Sorry, brother.

Sorry. That's crazy. You have to go away. And they let him. They bomb him at the end of the documentary. He's like, don't worry, guys. We took care of it. We killed we killed E.D.4 and guess what? He signed something that

let us do it. So we're legally protected. Like I think, I think he's stupid and didn't read it. I think rehabilitation is the key to fixing like every problem. I think really like true rehabilitation. whether it comes from If it can work, if it can work, if it can work.

Like if the person is willing to do it. And it takes- Otherwise rehab is redundant to them. Obviously, it takes willingness, right? For sure. And I think the ability to even want rehab should come from earlier where we teach people that mistakes are made

and they can be fixed if you try to like damage assessment. But at the same time is it's like, I don't know what, like, what do we do while people that are just shitty are just walking around being shitty? Do we constantly hold their hand, and be like, well, you know you can do better if you just do this. So I might, it's, it's, I can I, can I'm of two minds.

I, uh, I, I, I, I'm going to be totally honest about the, I love the idea and I know this will never happen because, uh, but like the benevolent dictatorship. I love the idea of no tolerance for like what we perceive as evil and immoral bullshit. Where, um, now I know China has some like, see, because there's, like it's not benevolent dictatorship, but there's some things, right? Like, oh, you poison these kids. You knowingly

just, with your lack of regulation for your products, killed these kids. We're going to execute you, you know, because you're the head of this company. They do shit like that. I appreciate that, so it gives people the incentive to not fuck around versus like over this country. It's just like, oh, capitalism,

Wawa West. Oh, hey, Republicans now in charge of the country, deregulate fucking everything so people can keep getting sick, and there's going to be no ramifications for them. No, not even fucking slaps on the wrist. So, like, I like the idea of even when it comes to say someone like an EDP 445, you don't need some fucking like, oh, entrapment. You know, it's like, oh, fucking you get free going to.

Like, okay, you clearly are doing this thing. We're going to have to separate you from society. I don't, I don't think I have the answer. So, like, you know. I don't think most people have the right answer, you know. And I'm never going to be a person that says, like, this is the right way to do things. I think the problem is that everyone is shitty in their own direction.

And they're being one person that's like... Everyone's cheating in their direction. What do you mean about that? Everyone has their own perspectives, you know, that just don't coincide exactly other people's perspectives. And I know there's like, I know there's like overall like things that we all agree on. Yes, that's what we're talking about. I agree with that. Some people prepare for work.

I agree with that, right? But then at the same time, like actually there's just like there's nuance to everything. And I believe there's just one person or one group of people that this. If there's no, look at, look at, look, I don't want to hear you say there's nuance or everything. You didn't watch this fucking documentary, brother. I'm not talking about this documentary. I'm talking about your perspective of that thought, not the documentary. Fuck documentary now.

But like, I still stand with the bomb in the building. But that's, like, I feel like to my point, the nuance of petty thievery. Do you remember, okay, let's put this. This is good because this is like perfect for the podcast. Daredevil lecturing Punisher in the Marvel's Daredevil thing. I left a comment on the scene when they're talking about like, oh, you should get people a chance to change stuff.

And I was like, Daredevil's acting like Punisher is killing petty thefts. Like, you know, thieves. Like he's like, oh, somebody stole a bag of chips from the bodega

and he's blowing them away. It's like, no, it's these people who are reoffenders and they're just blights on humanity and he's putting them down. Let's be clear. Yeah.

People who steal bags from bodegas should also be. blown away. I think I think the problem in my opinion now now Derd devil is stupid right

it's not stupid there devil comes from a Christian he comes from a Christian background fucking can exist right outside that's nuts on the street lights

you get some fucking four year old grab something it didn't it doesn't understand paying yet hey oh the high

the high of Residento 5 the two barrel shotgun I don't think you should kill I don't think you should kill babies Frank I don't think you know what he was doing

you should he should kill the watch this you gotta stop killing babies I don't think I don't think you guys have you guys have chainsawing babies and have for stealing fucking snicker bars right leave me alone right leave me alone right

that baby's got to die I think the problem comes from the fact that people people things nuance change that people change. You see like John Barrenthal literally acts the same in everything. Yeah, I like him a lot. Did you see him an Odyssey? I was like, this is just John Barrenthal as he was blank. He didn't

he didn't rock. He didn't rock as much. Yes, he did. Yes, he did. I think he rocked for a moment while he started yelling at his wife. I laughed out loud in the theater because I was like, oh my God, he did the thing that he always does. I haven't seen the Odyssey yet. I don't know, Red. I mean, um, he didn't say he didn't say Red. I don't know.

Odysseus. Oh, not Diss. It was a Theta. Thetaeus. Lidio Dicius. Little Odysseus. That's a bang. Little Dissie.

Little Dissie. Little Dissie. I don't know. Little Dizzy. We got to pitch this. He got to Lemicis is his name. We got it. We got to get.

Tuberculosis? We got a case. Oh. Tuberculosis. We got to pitch a little Dissy to a, to like, a network TV show. Yeah? To a network. A network.

I saw what. We got to do it. Let's do it. It was like, little busy. There was an obesity. Oh, yeah. Obesity. And it was one of the big, McDodicy, I think.

What the fuck are you saying? Like McDonald's Odyssey? There's like a bunch of AI Odyssey covers. There's like like obesity. And then there's one is like mid-odicy or something like that way. Ill. Midget Midd Odyssey. That's so clever.

It's really stupid. That's so stupid. I have asked AI to watch a documentary for you. If you're just going to pitch AI. I'm not pitching it. I just said, Look, oh, Ellen. Helen's pretty ugly now, Red.

Helen's black now, Red. She's black now, now. Is she black? Yes. Oh, is she? Yeah. Why is she black now, right? It's, um, Lupita, yeah.

What happened to her, man? What the fuck happened? The woke's, the most beautiful face in all, in all the world. The woke's got in my movie. Can't even fucking see it in the dark. That's crazy. How could it be, right? Yeah, even, even Agamagnon was black because it's armor.

You know, like, it. He's black too, so he's... Who is he? Was he... Armour always black? He just... It was a joke. I guess it was a bad joke.

Yes! Yes! What's it up that? You're so shit. Agamignan. Voke. You know what I mean? Red?

He does... He does act... He does act the same in a lot of things. I like him a lot. I love him. You know what he is? He's kind of like Jeff Goldblum. Yes.

I'll give you that to the same. the same degree, obviously. I know he can do it. He's a funny guy in real life. I want to see him to do a comedic role. And you would do the same thing. It would be like, you said it's like a Jeff Goldblum. It's like Robert De Niro.

It's like, you know, there's archer, whoever Archer is with H. John Benjamin. Oh, right, right, right. Just like, just do that. Just do that. Just do your voice. Do Christopher walking, like, in everything. John Ligizano seems to be the only person acting in that movie. John is fucking.

I love him. He's great. He's so good. He's so good at that movie, man. He's probably the underdog, like, one of the best actors. He's an underrated actor. He's, and I keep forgetting how good of an actor he is. I'm like, Jesus, you're really good at this.

He was the only one that's such a fucking fake-ass Nintendo name. He's the only one that really disappeared into that role where I felt like I was watching a play for everybody else. Yeah. I felt like this is, oh, this is just like a phesbian play. And which when I'm watching a movie, I kind of, I don't want that. I want to dis, I want everybody to disappear into the roles. And I really, so first of all, I was like, red. I was like, okay.

No, I know. It's kind of weird. It's kind of weird because... Who? Rob Patson did really, really good, too. He did better from what I've seen, the clips that I've seen. The thing is I feel like... Get these beggars out of here.

He's such a sniveling piece of shit. That was the problem. I think it's so... Like, it's so unbelievable because everybody forgets. He plays shitty niggas. Almost exclusive. Well, the thing with Robert Pattinson, though, is that like... And to be fair, again, I haven't seen the movie.

I've just seen a lot of clips from it of a lot of the... actors doing the thing. Yeah. And from what I'm, like Tom Holland seems like Tom Holland. Zendaya seems like Zendaya. Matt Damon, I'm not that familiar,

but he seems more or less like Matt Damon. Robert Pattinson, I've seen do so many different things that, like, him doing whatever he was doing in here didn't seem like him just being Robert Pattinson. You know what I mean? Like him and Chris,

that Chris Hansen movie looks insane, insane. That looks nothing like Twilight, is nothing like Batman. It's nothing like Mickey 17. Like he's, you know, like he's all the,

He's on an all-star run, bro. He's doing pretty good. It's like, yo, he might be one of the best around right now. Because every role they put him in is like, yo, you're doing. It's, what are you doing? It's a very short, there's not a lot of competition, so I'll definitely put them in, like, top ten. You know there's a lot of competition right now? For like, like, say, legendary actors and stuff?

Like, people who are like, Modern time? Yeah, absolutely. Like, say as far as modern time, people who, because a lot of people are kind of aged out where they're like those. A lot of them are older. He's in, like, that middle space, for sure. So, like, who are, like, the top, who's dominating? Hollywood right now as far as like all these are like the top actors right now he's

obviously one of them and then I struggled I would struggle to put Killian Murphy probably Killian Murphy yes he's one of okay I think before he died Chaddock would have been up there but unfortunately passed away he could have you could have I think that speaking of another fucking ridiculous nigga fucking Jonathan majors have you seen that shit that's going all with the new movie no what are you talking about that of the movie the fucking all that Daily Wired thing? The bunch of that movie's less than $5 million.

Wait, what do you mean? What are you talking about? He's a daily wire movie. Did you not know that? Oh, you did not know that? Who? Jonathan Majors. He's in a daily wire movie.

Finn from Star Wars? That's crazy. That is, that is. That wasn't even funny. That was stupid. No, that's John Bodega. That's John Bonagas. John Bodega.

John Bodega. The name Bodega being Nigerian as that is. I hope. Hope he fucking never catches this because that's so disliked. He'd run up on you too. He's a, he's a, I'm John Bodega, huh? He's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, you don't think we, highway men.

You don't think we carry pistols in fucking, in London, huh? Whatever, shoot me. He brings out a fucking. Whatever, stab me with your, you're stabby with your blade. He has a, all you can do. A lightsaber gun. A musket. He has a musket.

He has a musket. He's fucking loading it up and shit like while running away. He's got like the set at order already. He's got a stick. with the feather of. One minute, bro. What minute, bro?

He's putting strap no teeth. He fucking tin in it. He's got the iron side like where he's like, shh. Oh, you're gonna get one. And then he's fucking, he's the wind.

He puts the, he's like, he's not even that far. He's not that far at all. It's not far enough for. You're gonna get a right point in your chin, aren't you, bro?

Boy, nigga. This one usually shoots fall, like fall right, so I got to just aim it a little bit to the left. And he turns it all the way to the left. And then he shoots it. And it does.

you. It's like a completely get you instantly get an affection. Immediately have an affection. It's immediately necrotic. Oh man. He's turning green. Oh no.

No. So he was a king, right? He was gonna be Kang. And then he like slapped his fucking chick up or whatever. Did he slap his woman to the moon? Yeah. To the moon.

She got to the dark side, man. It's all like, oh, shit. What's over there? What's over there? What's over there? Lady, tell us. Yeah, but he fucking, he fucking hit this dumb.

He had a dumb white bitch. It's like, nigga, you're first of almost. you're black and famous. You got to hit brown people. Don't don't hit black. You got to not hit your women. That's you got to do.

Well, I'm just saying if you want to, if you're definitely not a white woman. If you don't want to get in trouble via Hollywood, you hit, you hit not white women. That's why Will Smith slapped Chris Rock. Yeah. He's been trying,

he's been looking at, he's been trying to slap women for years. And just like, he let it all go in that one instance. You know what I really hate about vampires? And he just slapped this shit out of it. What I hate about vampires? You know what I really hate about vampires?

Was that a Chris Rockman? It's the joke. It's a joke upon a joke Of Donald Glover He used to make a joke I hate it I am legend. Black people in vampire Instead of black people and niggas

It's like a doubled layered joke In a joke. It's really dumb. You know, I really like You know what's good about a joke Is that it gets hilarious When you explain it.

It doesn't. It doesn't. My floundering is the funny part. Not the joke. But so I don't know anything about this. So he's doing a daily wire. He got canceled. He got quote-al-cilled and he did the thing.

I mean, he got canceled. Honestly, at this point, I kind of respect it. Yeah, what else is he's going to do really? I think the problem. He's like, yeah, right, don't accept me and fucking whatever. I'll take it by him. If you're just grifting honestly, at that point, like,

I love this black man. So what happened is he did the whole thing. I like how he slapsed my sister. That's crazy. Slaps some milk out of her titties. Because I get drinks, I'm quite punched. She's been, she's got. I hide under their table waiting for the, waiting for a little.

To slap milk out of my sister's ditties And I'm laughing up off the floor I'm fucking dog I hold my yama guy out like this and try to catch you Yes dude He's crazy He's catching it like Spider-Man's catching The fucking uh

The food on the tray Oh yeah He has a little His little cup in his yarmacus crazy That's a funny I'm gonna stop I'm gonna stop What's this is respectful? Making fun of yarmacus

But so what What do you why It's a hat It's a religious hat I don't care about stupid silly religious I'll slap off anybody's religious hat I don't know dude I made a joke Like what if somebody has a yama

You're like why's your hat so tiny You stretch it out so a beanie You fucking fixed it There you go I'm losing my power My powers My powers I can't contact Israel

I'm a yama That's crazy No it's the wrong frequency now Oh my God, it's like fucking Bogonia. That's crazy. That movie's wild. Good movie. That's a great movie.

I really had no idea with that movie. That guy's another fucking good actor. He's really good. I like him. Emma Stone? That's that guy. I know. Emma Stone.

Okay, cool. You didn't know she transitioned? Yeah. Fucking bigot. Still. And no, ain't no brakes on these train. Don't dead name him. M.

M.O. M. I couldn't think of M. I was going to say Emer. But M. makes way more sense. M.O. Stone. Yeah, who's the guy in that movie, though?

I don't remember his name, but I like that guy. Pug? Pug or something like that? Is that the guy who, uh, is that like the Breaking Bad guy? Yeah, the Nazi Breaking Bad. Todd? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, he's a fat Damon is what they call them. Fat Damon, that is what they call him. He's also, he was also in a lot of weight because of that.

Oh, he was like, I'm tired of being called Fat David. He lost a lot of weight. He had kids too. Jesse Plemman. Jesse Plemman. Hey, good one. Good ass fucking action. He is pretty up there probably.

I'm a fan of his, yeah, for sure. Who else is? But there's a lot. There's some, there's some actor, but it is a really weird transition where like, where everyone that's older is about to like take their time because it's their time off. Like, hey, you're not like the main squeeze anymore. Matt Damon, Ben Affleck and all of them are older now. Affleck.

Affleck. Affleck or Affleck? Affleck. Yeah, Eflick. Affleck is that fucking that goose thing. I think it was a goose. They definitely had commercial. those with Ben Affleck.

Yeah. Right. They'd be insane. It'd be insane if they didn't have that. But they also, they are like, we'll have to take their, like, you know, taking their steps away

from being like the biggest, biggest faces in fucking film. And now it's like, Briar Patterson. I think John the Majors, not John the Majors, Michael B. Jordan has to do another role.

Michael Backson, Jordan is very good. Sinners cemented him as like, oh, he's, this is a serious like, Statsby. Senors got him back kind of in

because I kind of forgot about him for a while. Yeah. He's kind of not, because he was fan four stick. Black Panther happened afterwards. Everybody loved him for that. So that was a while ago. 2017, I think.

He did Creed. He did three of those fucking movies. Oh, that's true. Yeah. Creed were not bad. They're not rewatchable. The first one is actually pretty good. Do they build a rocky cinematic universe? I mean, there's a rocky spin-off. At what point is this universe? Yeah.

Well, it is a spin-off. This is kind of a, I mean, I think if you have a spinoff, you now have constituted a universe. Yeah. And it's not, I really didn't like what I wanted them to be more robotic with it when they brought back Drago. I like to robot though.

And his fucking son. My problem with it was that Drago's son was just a regular guy. And it just, I wanted them to be. He wasn't a character. He wasn't a character. I wanted them to be, yeah.

And I wanted them to be more like robotic with it, like paint by numbers where it's like have some menacing Russian like the fucking. I was like, damn, he's just a guy. They don't... I wanted his son to win, actually. That's the problem. That's the problem. They probably thought that was, it was like subversive.

It was. You know, it was like, oh, I didn't expect that and that's interesting. It was. I didn't see any of those movies. That first fight was crazy. It made it very much more grounded and realistic, which I was kind of like, er, er. Dude, that's kind of...

Yeah, yeah. It is weird, like, I feel like there's less characterization sometimes. in movies now for like side characters than they're normally is. Or than they're normally aware. Because there's, because dude, we've had four Spider-Man movies with Ned.

I don't know who the fuck this guy is. Ned is his best friend. That's true. But he has no character. I mean, he's a fellow. He's like, he's a grounding piece for Spider-Man.

What do you know about Ned? He's Filipino. I know that. I know that he has, yes power. He's technically has the comortage powers. He's also a big, like he's,

he's Peter's. Well, then he steal that thing? What are his interests? What does he want to do? I mean, his interests were always like just being a tech person. He's the ones that I'm like, hey, I'll give you, I'll be the person in your ear to kind of help you out with stuff like that. Sure. Like that's his character.

And I think that's the thing. He's the one of the ground he's for Peter. He's like how Peter, what is Harry Osborne's character really other than being a bitch-ass rich nigga that sometimes slash a chap. It actually becomes a very pivotal piece. Yeah. He's constantly seeking approval by his from his father. After he dies. His father dies.

After his father dies. And by the way, his father dies the same night that he. he for the first time says, I'm going to pay more attention to you. He does. Literally, like, I actually kind of forgot about that. And then I watched the movie again. He was like, oh, I kind of get it. Like, that is insane, actually.

He goes to the whole, like, Harry goes the whole, like, becomes a bad person. And his dad is also directly connected Spider-Man's character. So it was like, you know, a triangle of, like, interaction between the time. And Ned is just his best friend. He's supposed to be the grounding piece for him. Sure. Tom. Toby doesn't have that exact.

What the thing? I was like a star was. No, I almost said Tom. Talk. I thought he was going to die. I thought that was the stroke. I was Tom and Toby. That's a freeze.

And then I start growing only in my spine real fast. Oh, my. I would, damn. My fight or flight, what would I do? What would I do? Run. Don't run. I'd be out of here.

What would I do? What would I do? You ponder. I might be able to take you. Like, you might just be a skeleton that just falls out on itself. You better. If Derek, look, that'd be the. dumbest thing ever

you see a person transforming and you think I'm gonna fight it It really is Like I was thinking I was thinking that at the I mean I guess

Spoiless or Spider-Man I feel like everybody's seen it I have a whatever him But you could probably guess How things go Don't reveal any of the plot points I'm not gonna reveal any of the plot points

But I don't know Like Ned's in the movie And like I kind of I'm just like I don't really care about this guy at all He's just Peter's friend But I don't understand I don't I also don't

understand why Peter cares. I know that I know his friend. I understand but like they're not shown like he's not shown in any way that like convinces me that he's even a real person when he when Peter Parker's not on screen. You know what I mean? I'm like yeah

that that is true. He's got like less character than the fucking landlord does in the fucking original movie which is kind of crazy. That's funny. Like literally. And Ursula too. Yeah. I mean well I see him as yeah I would agree I see him as like he's just like he's a piece of like when Spider-Man takes a stuff off. He likes Spider-Man, he builds Legos. Yeah, when he takes this stuff off, he's that's his homie. That's what it is. Sure. But that's a side, that's a side character, you know? He's not exactly a main character. What I'm saying is like even the side character character character is like even the side character characters, I think, for sure. I agree with that. I feel like this is just a thing now compared to just a lot of movies back then. It was like I feel like even side characters back then. I don't know what's- I don't know what traits I think for sure. I agree with that. I agree with that for sure. Like there's, I don't know.

There's a lot of science. That's all, that's all Ramey's movies are is just having, like, everyone except for Peter having wild characters. There's a ton of characters in those movies. And I'm like, I kind of forgot. I was like, oh, yeah, even like fucking, I guess the least characterized person characterized person in those movies is like, I guess like. Pizza guy. No, the, no, because even the pizza guy's pretty. He's a jackass.

Goal. The, what, um, the, the, the, the. Bodes are. No, it's, no. Bones. Uh, no. The Daily Bugle, the Daily Bugle, like, the second guy. That he's always kind of...

No, not Robbie, the other guy. Who's always like... Like, whatever. The guy that's Gun's brother, actually? Yeah, it's Gun. Ramey's brother, like Ted Ramey. Like, he's, I guess, whatever. But anyway, we got it.

We're going long. I agree. There's less character in the side characters, for sure. Yeah, the... I think that's generally true in movies. People are building Ned up more as a character outside of the movie. Have you seen that online? Oh, the CEO of sex.

Yeah, like that's become, the lore is growing. The lore. It's growing, man. He's got married to this beautiful white woman. I'm like, yo, I get it. Can't get your money. Get your money. That's nice.

I've been to strip clubs that he's frequented, so that's good to hear. Oh, you have? Shout out to him, bro. Yeah. He is the CEO of sex after all. He goes there and runs those girls ragged. Yeah. He's like, hey, no one can work tomorrow night.

I mean, hey, real sorry about that. Those Spidey bucks? Yeah. I'm an integral character and I'm, I don't even have a character. It's kind of great. It doesn't have a character, but I could agree with he is less. He has less character to some of the others. Yeah.

I agree with that. Shout out CEO of sex, man. Shout out to whatever his name is. Jacob Ballaton, the CEO of Sex. Hell yeah. One of those girls ragged. You got to clean the ceilings this time. Anyway, let's get on to, let's get on to our patrons.

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He says, hey, Chris, Derek Acosta, and find shit. Based on this post, what is the grossest month to you and why? Based on this post. That's a... That's a crazy way to ask a question. There's one right answer. That's funny. Anyway, well, let me finish.

The grossest month to you and why. Also, do you ever find out yes, King, pass a question? He died. Who's that? Who's that? The guy from the Yes King memes. Yeah. The violent means of a guy violently

fucking other dude. He's like, yes, king. And whose ass is this? Is yes, king? Yeah, he passed away. Oh, no. He passed away. He was a little while ago.

Is he the same dude that, well, actually, I don't know if I want to mix up my gay horns. But there was a, there was a, there was a sponge bob thing. It was called like deep fried sponge bob or something. Whatever. And they would always use this one guy being like, oh my God. Oh my God. It might be.

It might be. Yeah. Like I'm about to bust. I don't know if it's the same guy. It sounds like. Because there's some guy that went viral and maybe it's the same guy. I think it is the same fucking meme. You know the deep fucks about me where like he's like he calls.

I know that meme. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. I'm about to bust. Anyway. I don't know. I have nothing.

Well, there's one right answer for the worst month of the year. There's a one right. What is it? It's August. What? August sucks. It's the fucking hottest month of the year. Sure.

But I mean. It's fucking ass. I don't know about that What's the worst month do you think it is? I think January kind of sucks Really? Yeah, I think January is just It's not a lot going on, it's cold

I like, I'd rather it be cold than burning Yeah, but there's reprieve There's reprieve from the cold as well too I'm the same way I think it's much easier to get in from the cold And then come in from the heat Yes I mean

1,000% Also when you're outside I've been more I've had less accessibility To space heaters than I have had to air conditioners that have reliably functioned. I will say that. You can cover yourself up a lot. That's usually the opposite, which is crazy. You can still be cold.

Like ACs, like a bad AC is debilitating. When it's really, really cold, even though it still sucks, you can't cover yourself and it leads to be relatively comfortable. When it's really hot, you just can't find comfortability. But I'm naked. You're still hot. Yeah, I don't, I don't know. I think, I understand what you're saying. But like for me, when it's so hot that it's unbearable, I literally just kind of pass out and go to sleep. So from and

but when it's too cold, I literally can't sleep. Oh, I can. So like so easy. Because cold wakes me up. I am the, when it gets cold, I want to fall asleep and that's how I know I don't have a rough like, the spirit that I literally think. The fire is my spirit is weak. I just go to sleep and die out. Cold doesn't wake you. Cold doesn't wake you up? No, it makes

me tired. So like, so fascinating. So heat well, it's interesting enough. So heat. He makes you exhausted. So, but the thing is I can't fall asleep because it's too fucking hot or too uncomfortable. Yeah. Like my brain and my feet and everything need to be at a certain temperature to sleep soundly. So the thing is why I like the cold is I can completely control the temperature by layering

socks, sweats, blankets, versus the opposite. Like, I can't do anything. I mean, I like the cold, to be honest. You sleep out of the blanket? Well, so if it's hot, I just sleep with a sheet. But can you, like, can you, I can nap without a blanket. I can't say without a blanket. I can, genuinely.

Can you nap without a blanket? I can, I can, I can pass out. Yes, you can. I've seen you fucking pass out. He feeds to fall asleep sitting up at restaurants. But that's because I was fucking my brain was wrong. I saw you standing. That's crazy. I saw you standing.

That's crazy. You walked in a group. He walked to Chris's apartment. And then he just started sleeping. Walking around. I'm dead of sleep. Doing shit interacting. I'm sleeping.

You're fucking in the middle of my words, they're snores. You're a line of Disneyland for a ride. You're like, fuck this. I'm going to sleep. And you do. Instantly. That's. terrifying dude yeah but uh when it goes i don't know i'd rather i'd rather be cold any day i think i agree

i just think like january to me is just like i don't know the vibes of january is so so shit it's definitely a come down for sure because august is like it's like it's like it's like it's there's like a there's something about that that i like yeah there's a come down off that january i fucking i fucking hate this hot-ass bullshit brother i hate when it gets too i hate my fucking electric bill i hate because uh they my heat bill's not nearly as bad is my fucking especially because Joe Joe works from home If Joe didn't work for home

The electric bill would be pretty easy Yeah Kick her out during the day My shit My electric bill was crazy last month I was like What the fuck? It was only two of us

Mine was a 287 It was nearly three or something like that Mine's a thousand Huh? What are you doing? I feel like check your grid They're ripping you good It's all these lights

You're writing that off right What? Kingston It's not $1,000. I was going with the bit this time And now I'm wrong for going with the bit. This time I tried to go with the bit. I guess I believed it too hard.

You established yourself as being unable to do it. So we just assume that you never get to do it. So what's the right move now, guys? What do I do? What do I do? You did well, but you just, you pivoted too hard because it was too believable. What do we do?

Wait, what we got to reset? What do we do now? I think you should kill them. I go forward. So what I want you do. Other than that. that. Chris gave his input. Derek, what do we do?

So, exaggerate, then kill yourself. What do you think, Derek? That's crazy. You ignored him to acknowledge it. That's fire right there, actually. August, I guess, is a valid. Like, if a heat in August is unbearable, I will say.

August, whatever Pride month is. What did you say, June? He said whatever Pride month is. That's a good answer. That's the proper answer. answer. That is the right answer. That's not the right answer. If we're being real about it, F slur month, you know, that's the real answer. Permission to speak freely. Permission to speak this officer is crazy. I don't need to see you on your leashes out there, okay? That's, stop. What? That doesn't happen anywhere near enough for you to see it. That's true. I've never seen that.

That's wild. I've seen videos of it, though. I've been to despicable. I've been to pride parades and it was been like one of the nice experience I've been to my life. You're gay. I mean, I mean, well, that's a wild. It's funny. It's just terrible.

You guys are just as well. It sucks. It's like, it makes me laugh. You're a shitty person. You're gay. It's literally nothing clever. It's,

they're really, really, really nice. They remind me a Caribbean day parades. I want to go to the, I want to go to the, I want to go to the,

I mean, I mean, Can we find like the like the the the the sex? Because every once in a while I'll see. Sex. S. E. C.T.S. Oh. The sex.

How do we find the sex? But actually that's kind of to my point. Or every once in a while you'll see these clips of like there's people that are like damn your naked fucking doing crazy shit. And I'm like where is that? That is crazy. Like where is that? Because like that's in the cutty cut.

That's not the most like any time I've ever like had a passing. interaction with a Pride Wade, it's always passing because I would never get. It's family friendly. It's usually pretty fine. But like the videos I see of those I'm like, all right, you stop this. But I'm like where? Where is it? Like where are they doing that? Yeah, that's like you've been to Puerto Rico here before?

The Puerto Rican Day Parade. Yeah. Oh, so that where it's happening? I've caught wines plenty of times at Puerto Ricoades and I'm like, this is crazy. I've never seen that at a Puerto Rican Day parade. I've seen, I mean, there's like Marty Gras and stuff like that. Caribbean Day parade, the Puerto Rican Day Parade, the Jamaica and Dominican

and I've seen people out there they're not fucking but if they were fucking I'd be like oh well duh this is the same thing almost yeah yeah the clothes are preventing them for fucking like we said with the clothes are bare they can't quite penetrate once they find a way to do that

it's all like donkey car somebody ride in and if you know where these uh yeah where these they might even be like these periscuous gaze they're at maybe like a fairground

or something because it looks like a parade but I feel like this has to be very like roped off Right. Because it's not just in the public. Yeah, dude. I've been to the one in Weho and I've just seen people dancing and having a good time. Yeah.

Up and down the whole entire parade. I've never seen a single person out there. Just because you go to West Hollywood doesn't mean you're just like, oh, you can put your dick out. Like, it doesn't work that way. So that's the thing where I'm like. I think it's nothing but a bunch of gay debauchery. Sure. If you're not from California, you think literally all of California, even the reddest parts of California,

which is most of it, you know, it's just like concentrated areas of blue where the muchapolitans, San Francisco and LA. The worst thing you're going to see in West Hollywood is probably just like two gay people killing each other probably. Fucking water fucking pipes exploding washing gays away.

Watch the gay, yeah. And like, hell yeah, brother. I actually kind of like that. I'm so happy. Let me go into water too to find them because I hate them so much.

I know. I got to fight. I hate them. I don't want to. I hate them so much. I'm just giving them CPR because I think every life is precious. It's a happening.

That's happening. The great flood is returned. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Some piece of shit actually said that. Oh, for sure. Some guy thinks it's like an act of God. That's crazy. Yeah, you go to one of those big megachurches and they're like,

praise God, the flood is returned. We ho. I want to go to a megachurch and just walk around and see what, like see what it feels like. I want to bust on the face. That's great. Like he's flying around on the table and you nut on it. Praise the plot.

Did you see they had a little mini roller coaster at one? No. It was inside the thing. and there was a roller coaster at a mega church, the end should be it kills you. And then you go to heaven. That is. Yes.

Yeah. You know, there's just like a big fucking spitting blade at the end. You can see it. It's not hidden at all. It's not hidden even slightly. That is the most Americanification of a church I've ever seen in my life. I have roller coasters.

Like that is when you, it makes Christianity and the toxicity that is American nationalism. I think I would go. I would go to that. Every single person people that attend those churches unironically should not be allowed to vote. I, like, wholeheartedly, I am so benevolent dictator. I stand ten toes down on that that they should. You should be a dictator preventing the vote?

Well, yeah. For those. No, but like I said, benevolent dictator. And the way that it's like, I want people who aren't incredibly retarded to vote and that's it. So there's going to be a bar. If you think going to a mega church is a way to salvation, You're not voting. I agree.

But what would, but if you're a dictator, what would they be voting for? Will they be voting for? Because you're the dictator, right? Well, so what I mean by, so this is the thing about. So look, there might be a better benevolent dictator. There might be a, like, when I talk about benevolent dictator, it's not like a dictator in a sense that I'm being so staunch about being good and kind. Okay. And so there might be somebody that has better ideas than me.

They're like, you know what? I think those persons, but it's about just improving society. So that's what I say, it's not like an oxymoron in the way that, like, like I'm coming down with an iron fist hurting you. No, no, I just assume like, when I think of a dictator,

I just assume like, even if they're good. Absolutely. It's like, oh, I'm here forever. I'm here. But that's,

the idea would be, why would you leave if you're doing good? Right. I would just leave eventually. I'd be like, look. If you don't want to do it anymore. Boring. If you don't want to do it anymore,

I'd be like, hey, I'm going to leave. I'm going to leave you guys with the means of doing better. If I come back and you guys don't, I'm blowing this bitch up. That's great. Sorry.

That's fucking insane. Sorry. I mean, you know what's going to do. It's going to get people to change. They're going to work. They're going to start working together. It attempts to destroy me. And hopefully in that working together, I come back and they've made the world a much better place.

Yeah. The only problem with the benevolent dictator thing is since human nature, humans are just humans. They're closer to fucking chimpanzees than they are to, like, say, the smartest human in a way that people will figure out a way to kill you and install the greed-based system again. That's like the old. only thing. It'll rank back. That's all that'll happen. Well, no, the problem is that when you get to a point, when you don't learn why there's a problem there, it doesn't get fixed.

So it requires people having to actually understand why the problem is there and how to avoid it again. Yeah. That is the problem. You fuck with too much people's money, the benevolent dictator that actually tries to stamp out like capitalism and make it fair again, like the, like in the gold, like post-World War II, where it was like

you were getting taxed up your ass if you were making too much money. Right. Like, if you try to do that, like you would be killed quickly. And that's the problem. If you really try to change the system now to where it's now, regonomics and everything that's been baked into the system and things that are going on now because of fucking Trumpism where if somebody came in and tried to massively overhaul the system,

there would be like five people. Just strap bombs to retarded people and make sure you explode. Guys, it's going to trickle down. That's right. He said that to people when they believed him. I know. Even economists that are right. This is insane.

And they were like, There's no such thing as equity. We spend all of our money in the system. Well, have all this crack. And there's all these blacks. They rhyme. That's that.

Like George Lucas said. Oh, that's crack. Let's put them together. All right, come here, Fauci. Oh, I ruined everything. Oops. Oops. Wow.

Fauci, I can't wait for your play. I'd love to talk to Reagan to be like. You know what, dude? Keep cooking your plague. Huh? Keep mixing your plague in your little plague pot. A little plague pot. Keep shuffing it up, Fouchy.

Keep in there. Mixing, mixing, mixing. You're so evil. It's awesome. I like that when you walk in the room, the room gets a little darker, you make lights work less good. Dude, about Fouchy, when you had to testify, you know, when he pleaded the fifth? Like, I would have wore, like, like, corpse paint,

like, be like black metal or something, put in, like, fangs. But still just act normal. You know, just to antagonize, like, the right that, like, he's, like, the worst evil thing. I would try to bite somebody. I mean, like, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Fucking get, like, uh. I get him going, like, I plead the eighth.

So he goes, what, no. No. No, what? I don't even know what that is. They probably don't either, because they're prepared for the fifth. Oh, man. They're looking for clowns. They're looking for military guys.

You made me. That's the other thing you do. That is exactly. It is exactly the same Peter Griffin dressed as a cloud. It's literally it. So you're stupid. They're going to be looking for military guys. Yeah.

I love that fucking bit. What a good bit. Anyway. Yeah. Oh, let's go. Yeah, Terek. Yeah, Terek, the twin jet terrorist, wrote in. Very cool.

Crazy. He said, what the fuck were you doing? That's it. Okay. He says, dearest snark, men. I heard you were looking for classic bits to turn into shorts. The obvious answer to this is stop being a coward and release the Dave Rubin clip, but some

Evergreen examples are. Look, look, we've got a number of Dave Rubin. I think it was the one where we're reading the name. Yeah, yeah. It's in my mouth. It's in my mouth.

I know, Dave Rubin. I did review that, you know, a couple weeks ago. I was like, that is, that is pretty funny. It is pretty good. Good old David. But he says one of the, he says, he gives three suggestions here. It says, I put a rhinoceros.

I put a rhinoceros center champagne, episode 301. starts at two two hours nine minutes I don't remember what that was Rick Ross Oh Put a right No

She ain't No That is one of that That is a vine I still have on my phone Of Bill Cosby with a curry shot And he shoots a quailude Into a freaking champagne glass It's crazy

That's That era was There's that one Still fun They lynched an elephant With a crane That was one of the first That was like the first

week of in-person shows that we did. Oh, wow. Yeah, that was wild. That was like when we came back. That was a good that, that was a good, that, I should do that one. That's an obvious one. The Scorsese Hulk one. That's a, that's a fireman. Just needs to be reposted because that was like one of the Yeah, we should just repost clips. Yeah. Apparently that's just something people do. They do. They, it's, it's, it makes sense. Like, if you're, if you're not, if you're not thinking, if you're thinking of it as a business, opposed to it, artist, like, of course, just supposed to recycle your content because not everybody's seen it. Yeah. Yeah, but I just...

It's so antithetical to the way that I think of that. It's because you're a fucking artist. You don't think of like, I put it out already. I'm also just from a long time ago where you just didn't do that. Like YouTube, like, it would be insane in like 2010 for you to post the same video again. That's what I say. You would be looked at as like a psycho. Like, oh, he might be, he's either insane or he's stupid.

As like I say a YouTube video that's never been like acceptable, but like as say clips. So if you're on, even as a short, it's acceptable. Once a month you can repost the same fucking thing You can Just repost the Jeopardy thing again I mean really Because the idea is Short clips are not supposed

It's not it's If you have Everyone is a fucking podcast You're posting the short clip To hook people in to watch the long form Or listen to the long form thing So yeah post the same thing over and over again I think it's tacky

But I'm thinking of it as You know the gay cover shit I see people There's stuff that goes viral it's been a year since I this went viral they'll post it again you know trying to get it yeah yeah and me I'm like it's fucking gay but I'm also I see the value in it I get it

yeah the cover everything's gay but he also he also gives one here that I'm a little annoyed about where he says he falls off the roller coaster and dies which is a clip that is a clip I did that one that's a good that's a good one that is a great one yeah I do love that

that video that video stuck in my head man yeah reposted that video made me upset watching because I was like what are you doing What do you do? Stop playing. Stop playing around. Yeah. What is this?

I was also at Disney and I saw a parent put their little kid in the freaking Guardians thing and I was like, I've seen so many people fall out of rides. You're just playing with your child's life. Like, why are you for what purpose? You see the one where the, uh, the, the, the mom and I think the kid fell out of like one of those, I think it was one of those spinning things just tumbles out of the ride.

Oh my God. I saw one of the ride itself. Like one of the teacups actually got loose and went out. Oh, well, that's not any, that's not. That's not their fault. Yeah, it is. He loosened the fucking bolt.

That gets a crank as it starts unloosantly. Imagine trying to get into Disney in one of those. Like one of the cranks that are loosening a bolt? You're like, this is my favorite wrench. I was just trying to hang out. And they're like, get out of here. You can't break that out of here. Why not?

I wonder if I can find the articles that I read an article at school. I might have talked about this a long time ago at my private elementary school. we would do current events every Friday. We had to read a gay fucking newspaper and we had to write a report about it. I think I had to do something like that as well. Every fucking week and I'm like, bro, can we like not do this every week? Like once a month seems good.

You saying that is weird? It's like, it's trying to bring back some bullshit? Yeah, there's like something like that. There's something exactly. Whatever. It's just for, it's forced kids to be like grown up and read stupid newspapers. And one of them was the tomorrow, Tomorrowland ride, which was fairly new. It, uh, it fucked up and it like broke somebody's jaw or something like there was like these balls and like I think it was like the rockets that are

kind of spinning that kind of sandwich you a little bit that's um I think there was like a ball thing and I could be misremembering because I was a kid but I think one of the ball things fell off and like fuck someone's job or something like that that's crazy I want to see if I can find that the article about it yeah because if it if it's exactly how I remember it should be easy to find a little kid comes in is like OJ Simpson is being wrongfully accused one little stark white child being wrongfully accused of the of his ex-wife and I think that's really uncool because I know he didn't do it. Juice would never do that to us.

Juice would never do that. He sits down. Juice would never do that. Rocket rods. Let me see. Dizzi has had an attraction as far as over the decades. He's just not that kind of guy. I'm going to read the next one. Oh, uh, okay, go ahead. Go ahead. I'm going to review it and see what happens. Everlasting Godstopper wrote. He says, your 9-11 talk reminded me. First of him, he wrote it like 9-1-1, which is a little crazy. Your 9-11 talk reminded me of a recent fact I learned. Did you know that in 1945, the Empire State Building had a B-52 Mitchell bomber flown into it?

And that it only shut the building down for less than 48 hours. Cheers. Hey, man, that's insane. Different, whatever, man. They didn't lock in enough. Nothing to see here, I guess. They didn't lock in. You know, what the fuck do I know?

Good old New York. That is crazy. I bet a bunch of people died and they did. New York. A bunch of a A bunch of a... A bunch of a low IQ fucking construction freaks who pairs.

A bunch of Italians and Irish, they didn't give a fuck about them, die. They're just roaming muscles, who cares? That's crazy. Oh, people say they love and think and feel. I've never seen fucking any evidence of that. I've never seen evidence of somebody feeling in my life. They just holler at women and die. Like,

articles, man. Imagine having, like, a distinct prejudice towards, like, construction workers of all people. Feels wasted. It does, yeah, yeah. Feels wasted. And they're, like, they're just so, like, not that problematic. All right.

Coffee Kingston, Jameson, Rory says, Hey, boy, it was a question for you all. Me and my friend started a podcast. Oh, well, you're in competition now, so fuck you. That's it. We're moving on. Okay. There says, I started a podcast.

And it is about as, uh, Sexual as raunchy as you can get. That's a great, great stars. My family is starting to get nosy about it and asking the name of it where it's posted and what we talk about. How do I shut them down politely and avoid getting absolutely crucified by my family

when they haven't to find it? First of all, they will find it at some point. But the way to do this is you do another show that's more respectable. That's what I... I just say like, oh, I do games industry. And then I just, I point them to sacred. And then they're like, that's boring.

And then they don't care. There you go. But it seems like on the up and up. And then like I can have this space where we talk about, you know, drowning people and come. And then nobody knows. My family has a little podcast now and I'm kind of whatever with it, you know. Yeah. Yeah.

The clips are kind of hard to. My family on the island found out. And that was hilarious. I had somebody be like one of our, one of our clips went viral or whatever. And somebody was like, what the fuck is sacred? symbols about. So they're just not even in this space at all. They don't give a shit. But I know that was funny.

But yeah, you're fucked, brother. They find that eventually. Just try not to say shit that betrays who you are truly. And there you go. Hopefully they'll be able to respect that. Yeah, you always want a nice cushion. You know? Yeah. Did you find it yet? So I'm, I was reading an article

that just doing its long-winded bullshit. I might get to the fucking point. I was like, I can't do this on the show right now. I'm finding some problems with the rocket rods and it might have been that. I saw those balls and that thing that was like, I wonder if that, I have to look into it more. Yeah. Because it almost feels like since it didn't pop up right away, Disney might have done a good job trying to sweep it on the rug too because I'm like, what the fuck's going on here? When you're a wild story, two years ago when I went to Disney, that day someone had just jumped off the parking line killed himself. Oh, shit. No clue while I was there. That's how quickly they dealt with that

That's how quickly they do like I've heard a lot of times They do put him in a mascot suit That's it They dress them down again somewhere They dress them like sleeping beauty That there you go But they shaved him

They did the makeup He looks very convincing I've heard rumors I don't know if it's true But it makes sense to me That they pronounce them dead Outside of the premise So then it's like oh you didn't die

That makes sense Yeah yeah I heard rumors that they unleash pigs To go eat All the dead bodies. The insolent body. God.

Yeah. You see, oh, it's the, it's the 10 a.m. fucking pig fucking, you know. It's the pig stand is the,

the famous Disney pig stampede. And they treat it like this like whimsical kind of like, oh, animals. Yeah. But they're really there to eat all the people who have killed themselves at the park.

That is. Awesome. That is horrendous. The best way to get rid of a dead body, apparently is pigs. Pigs. Hey, pigs, man. Pigs eating.

it or acid I guess but like who the fuck has I just has acid I guess who has many pigs also who has many pigs who also can just I guess it's much easier flinging somebody in the space that is true but yeah

pro tip for pro tip for murderers that like a lot of people get caught because they bury people in a hole which doesn't really work because it's like it's bodies are fertilizer and like it obviously sticks out and also there's a depression because like decompose after a while, so you got a dent. So you got to focus on pigs and acid at Disney World.

You got to just time it right for the pig stampede. Yeah, exactly. And then you're good. And then you're golden. He walks and he's like kind of suspicious. Diggs in his regular size pocket drops a few man down. And the pigs are like, give me. They're like a little happy picture of all like Mickey hats on.

And what are they eating? I don't know. Maybe he stays there, but she eats at the whole thing. A whole fucking thing. Yeah. Not a drop of blood or nothing's left over. Nothing. It's licked clean.

Yeah. Actually, they're the slice, after they're done, the fucking stable sparkling. Yeah. Like it goes like, it's fucking crazy. Listening. Anyway. I love it. Zionist Veggie tails.

We kind of already answered this, but I wanted to acknowledge it. Zionist vegetables. That makes sense, though. literally is. Yeah. Oh, you'd think so, wouldn't you? Dude, that, that, that veggie tales clip of them talking, you don't know that, that clip, there's a clip of veggie tales where they're talking about the Israelites.

And he's talking about like, oh, it's God's chosen people. They must, they must obey everything that God says. And then when the tomato goes, oh, you'd think so, wouldn't you? And it's like the craziest. It's awesome. It is awesome. I watched a decent amount of veggies tails growing up. Me too, actually.

I never did. I never got into it. Yeah. There's no reason for you to get into it. Sadly, I was Christian, so. Yeah. My parents were like,

this is probably okay. Fine. They had some good songs. It was pretty funny, honestly. There's parts of it. It's not like, there's a lot of Christian media

that's just like, what the, no sane person could watch this. But that was like, it didn't feel primarit. How do you even describe veggie tales? It was, because it felt like it had merit

outside of it. just being a Christian thing. It was funny. It had moments of being genuinely funny, but it was objectively Christian propaganda. It was objectively Christian propaganda. It was true of just Christian propaganda. I enjoyed it.

It didn't feel like it. It didn't feel like it. It was. Not to the same degree as like other things were though. It wasn't as like bastardly like hyper like demean everything else, but it was very much so Christian. Shut up. Zionist Veggie Tales run and he says, Hey, Stark to Starkey's.

So with that new Chris Hanson movie coming out, we talked about this a little bit. I just want to acknowledge. The one with Robert Patton. and playing. I want to know what your thoughts are in the whole discussion around if the show was good or not. blah blah. We kind of got into that earlier. I just wanted to acknowledge that

you are acknowledged. You are acknowledged. Looks good. You're seen you're heard. And then one final, I guess we'll do two final ones. To be heard is within the last day. What are you saying? What are you talking over before? To be heard is to be seen.

Shut up. What do you say? Shut up. Shut up. What are you saying? Shut up. I heard it's to be seen. What? Okay. In general.

I'm going to read this now. In my whole. that is gay, the dicks are growing longer. He writes in, he says, Hello, Ornstein, Vordat, and Patches. That's crazy. I don't know what any of this means. I know patches. I know it's an Lden, not a,

it's a Frumsoft thing, right? Yeah. Ornstein and Smow, you know those bosses? No. Ornstein. I know Father Gascoigne. Gascoigne. I wonder where his family's from. I know, I know, I know orphan. I know, I know orphan of cops.

Haas. That's bloodborn. Yeah. Orangey and Smow is probably like the OG like clip farm of like hard bosses. Yeah, that was like one of the, yeah, two motherfuckers and then once one dies,

the other one absorbs them and grows bigger. Yeah. That sucks. Usually way easier to fuck up, I think the fat niggas, Smow. I'm just a, you killed the fat nigga first.

It's really the godskin duo kind of, but like, yeah, literally actually, the original ones. Same, I think same weapon types too of them. No,

no spear and like hammer. Okay. Anyway, he says, since you guys are infamous for your gay parodies, have you all ever thought about doing a lesbian parody, or do we wait for women to finally catch the fuck up with us? Thanks. Have a good one.

We do have to wait for... I don't think it's our place. We do have to wait for evolution to kind of like... Unfortunately, lesbians and pop culture was never funny. That's the problem. Yeah, it's not that funny. I mean, it's just not our place, man. I don't agree with that.

Even if it's not our place, it's just not funny. There's nothing funny about lesbianism. It's just either hot or insignificant. Like, I just, I don't, like, who cares? Just culturally, there's no one's ever, like, the gay jokes are everywhere. Like, exactly. The funniest thing about lesbianism is the fact that they're so violent towards each other, as the statistics have more than. All right.

Here we go. You're really trying to push that. You're really trying to get that. I just like that it upset that one guy so much that he wrote in about it. And now I want to make a point every episode to bring up. You think his mom's gay and he was offended or something? Yeah, there's a lesbian mom who absolutely beat him. Him, her partner, the dog.

The dog. His dad. Yeah, yeah. That's why they broke up. I think it's really difficult because, like, being a lesbian is so much more disrespected, under attack and being gay. Is it? Yes.

No way. I fucking can't. Lesbians aren't getting dragged in the streets, sir. Not in conversation. Not in conversation. but in its existence. People are like, you just haven't had a good enough dick yet.

That's why you're fucking, that's shit. I've heard that shit so much. Oh, they just don't, they just don't believe. They don't respect the existence of lesbians. Yeah,

that's true. The existence of theirs. That's true, but like, it's better than getting, you know, we don't, drawn and courted.

Yeah. Like, don't get me wrong. Gay men, are hated. They're persecuted. They're persecuted. Yes.

Gay men are, here's the thing, here's the thing you have to understand. Gay men are hated because they're gay. Lesbian women are hated because they're women And gay No Yes

They don't believe they're gay They don't believe they're gay They don't believe they're gay They didn't throw So it's not hated They didn't throw lesbians They didn't throw lesbians in the lake They did that to witches

Yeah Yeah yeah You know What I'm saying? They disrespect But they would What I'm saying is like The way that like Salem treated

Fucking witches Witches is the way people now Yeah Not in most people now But like a lot of people Up until kind of recently treated just gay guys you know and they weren't even and look at like if they were lesbian and they accuse them of being a witch it was because they're mad that they're not getting pussy from them like

oh you so you're disrespecting me so i'm gonna accuse you with being a witch there's there's layers of it right there's layers go on next question the lesbians are treated because they're women and lesbian though no yes it's not the same degree not the same also you have to take into account the fact that like they are violent A lot of it's self-defense Let's move on It's not our place to do a lesbian parody Also it's not funny

It's just unfortunately not funny Maybe lesbians could make it funny if they went and did it Especially when people look at Since because we live We live in a patriarchy Your first thought of lesbian There's two thoughts You just think of hot bitches

Or or butch cows Exactly I think Rosie O'Donnell or just Straight women who are absolutely Just fucking women for money And then, like, oh, make a funny joke out of, like, hot lesbians scissoring. No, normally, I think the average guy's like, oh, it's fucking hot. They're not thinking of like, ha-ha, guy fucking, hud's clapping guy, dick, butt.

You know, like, it's like, unfortunately, you're not really thinking deeply about men fucking. You're just for some reason. It's just something comical. You're just saying, you're just saying dumb, like, oh. Oh, gross. And I guess since it's so, like, there's so much homophobia, it is funny to, because, like, to make fun. of that in a way that somebody gets so offended if you turn their song gay

they get offended and it's like that's stupid that you're so offended by that masculinity is so inherently gay by its nature that it's easier to make jokes about it is gay it is easy it is like the muscle man and all the most masculine things are gay as shit we're also men so I think that's where we come from making

that is all true and also just low key like to make a lesbian parody song like I just I just don't want to I don't want to upset it's like MS-13 you know what I mean I don't want to upset I'm too ignorant about lesbianism. It's just not that... I'm more learned about bisexuality. Like, I'm more learned about bisexuality than I'm about lesbianism.

But that's also because of the man side of it. Even doing a song with like, someone's asked me to do, bring me to life. They've been asking me to do that a lot. It just doesn't work as well. Like I can do... So like the part where the guy's saying,

wake me up, I can already say something like, fuck my butt. And then here comes the chick singing. And I'm like, well, it immediately, I got to, she's, It doesn't work. It doesn't gel.

Remove her like we do from everything. Remove the woman. But then like it's like cream to acid. It kind of like nullifies all the. All the. It's like yeah. It totally. It really does do it.

That's fucking hilarious. It's neutral. If you add enough. I'm throwing fucking bacon soda in this goddamn hydrochloric acid. If you pour bleach and what's the beach is the base and what's the opposite of it? Go the next question. Bleach and base is it make water? If you pour together.

What? Is that neutral? Try it. It's actually a good final one because we did kind of base this whole episode around this. But it does kind of wrap things up kind of nicely. Wokus Themnix wrote in. He says, Hey fellas,

wanted to get your thoughts on the EDP documentary. In my opinion, it's making the whole thing into a big joke and it's kind of undermining what he's done for content. Yeah, of course. Having random creators that have nothing to do with it, et cetera. Yeah, that too. I don't know. The whole thing doesn't sit right with me.

What do you think? Yeah, I think we're all probably. I hope that's how it came across because that's basically in a nutshell. Another picking jokes at me for what I'm not watching this like that. But I'm really pretty sure that's the sit sentence from all of us is that not this direction. Listen, if it results in something, then cool. But it is like it's one of these things. It's like, eh.

Listen, it's the skits, man. We're tired. Yeah. Like, what are you doing? There was so much production into it. Even when you said, like, the way he was describing how he was doing his name, they definitely shopped that to make sure it came off in that way, like, that there was more weight to it than, then this how, oh, like.

Oh, that's clever. You know what I mean? Like, yeah, like, they, there's more weight to, but they, they, they discussed this prior. They, you can see the beats of like, this is a collaboration. Yeah. And I don't like this. than it just being, I've been watching a lot of people that are in jail wanting to speak for, or in prison, then wanting to speak for the first time.

And there's this interviewer. And the interviewer is basically just taking the role of, like. Oh, is that the black and white? Are you talking about the, are you talking about in the documentary? No, no, no, no. I'm just saying I've been watching something separate from this of like it's a series. It's on YouTube. I don't remember what it's called, but it's got the black and white thumbnails, I think.

Oh, no, no, no, no, not that. You know what I'm talking about? I know what you're talking about the underbelly thing, the black one underbelly. No, no. This is, this is way more. respectful. The person's already in prison. They've been convicted of a crime and they want to talk and have an interview to the first time. And usually it's kind of different, are they taking accountability? Are they still sticking to that they're innocent regardless? So it's interesting

peering into these people's minds. There's this one person who had genuine mental health issues who ended up killing his parents with a hammer. And he completely recognized and taking responsibility. He's like, yeah, I wish I couldn't do this. Was he a lesbian? He says he did. He did. He did. He did. He did say that he wishes he was a woman because he would have gotten a lesser sentence. I know he didn't say that. But like. Bastards. Oh, my God.

No, but it was interesting peering into his mind because the guy. I hate that I want to laugh. Oh, my God. Listen, the interviewer asked, hey, if you could be, do you believe he could be rehabilitated? He said, yes, but I don't think I deserve it. I think what I did. Even though you can control his actions, it was his fault. And then he ended off with, which I thought was really smart and like really well thought out.

And he was like the violence, you know, that lesbians commit against each other is really underreported. You're a bitch-ass thing, dog. You are fucking bitch. Why am I laughing? It's not funny. Oh, my God. Oh, my goodness. Anyway, I hate that.

On that note. I hate that I'm from the 2000s. Shit like that makes funny. On that note, we're going to head out. Yeah. We're going to read. Do we have any voice smells? No, we got to repost the numbers. So we get a new influx. I think before we go, the biggest thing is this, right? Though these things are put on internet, we have to remember that it is, it can't be a joke. They can be funny shit a part of things. They're just like this coincidentally, just kind of hilarious, but it can't be a joke. I think the problem is that everything is laced with comedy now because shit is so terrible. We forget that. That's it. We forget that line. and when terrible shit is being talked about

sometimes it's just terrible it's not about getting a meme or a laugh out of it we got to sit with it being terrible yeah are you done you see this guy this guy I think we are I appreciate I appreciate this because it is a comedy show

look at the one thing watching the deal we'll end with this because I want to see we can speed run the the thing so I can catch my fucking train but I killed your train I'm gonna try I shot your train day yeah the face and everything

the EDP documentary Ruin my night Or whenever I watched it I did feel bad after it And so it's always better People instead of making feeling bad the whole day How about throw some comedy in here Like say like what happened with this

And kind of like light in the mood And not have to just dwell on how shitty everything is Yeah I definitely after watching the 10 minutes I did I went on Maga 4chan and then We decided some race hate That's good Really stoked some flames there man. I was like they're really trying to replace it. I hit some lesbians to try to even out the

statistics, you know? I was like, you know, you guys are doing too much. Let me, let me contribute to the violence. Let me get up a little bit, you know. That's crazy. Actively trying to balance the scale. Yeah, so I took away from their violence a little bit. Added some male violence. It's kind of been bouncing out. Like, like, we want to wait. Like Thanos had, like Thanos had was asking for. That's the whole point of his existence. Balance. Yeah. I love how that's become a joke and everything where it's like, why that nigga make more food? And it's like, yes, why I think it's stupid. Because he's a psychopath.

I think that he's convinced. Yeah, like he's convinced. I think that I understand. He doesn't wants to do it. Like, when a, I know, clearly. Clearly. That's the thing.

It's just like, it's like, it's like, this is so giving him a, that's why I prefer the comic one, because I'm like, give it this thing. It's for, it's the free to universe. It's like, nigga, that's so stupid. Just make more food, you jack. Yeah, that's the whole thing where it's like, we're, that is his justification. to do evil stuff, of course, of course. So people trying to actually bring that up.

I'm like, shut up. Shut up. Like, I just want less black people. That's what I mean? A racist person that wants a fucking ethno state. We need them so I can't get rid of all of them. We just want to fix things. We just want to make things better for everyone.

If you have your own place in this, so we need to kill all of you. It's like, it's like, it's like, he's like kind of adorable in a weird psycho way. I'm just trying to make sure. I've literally heard that talking point. He's literally just, he looks like chowder. A white supremacist. powder. That's great.

Really trying to pitch an ethno state. It's like the people who talk about like the X-Men, the bigotry towards the X-Men. Yeah. It's just like, why do they hate them and not Spider-Man?

It's like, well... Because it's stupid. It's like hating one group of another group of people and their minor differences. That's the point. Yeah. But they're scary. They're being sold.

They're being told, instructed to hate mutants and not Spider-Man. Now, granted. Even though some of these mutants. Yeah. Hating mutants is like, Some of these mutants need to be. Some of them are dangerous.

Put away, probably. But some people are dangerous. I mean, Wolverine should be in a cage. Let's be honest. The fact that he's not going to die is really bothersome. That is a really bothersome thing. His entire existence right in modern day is just kind of creeping on some, to him, a very young woman in Gene Gray, who's already spoken for. It's actually kind of fucked up when you think about it.

I think the fact that Wolverine has tried to put so many passes on her while he knows her man is crazy. Hey, Bub, I'm like... I think that is good. But the fact they were in a... I'm like a hundred plus years old, bitch. He doesn't care. He doesn't care. He doesn't care.

But they're in a thruple. So it's whatever now. They're fine. Give me that shit, bitch. I love the... I love it in the, dude, the animated fucking... Dude, did you watch it back? But did you watch it back the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the 993 or whatever?

I never even really was. Oh, man. It's so good. Dude, episode three, brother. Because I watched it before XMen 97. I watched it again. Episode three. That's when he's sitting in his bed.

fucking stroking the picture of the... Yes! That's crazy. That feels like a way later. I have no context for that. I thought it was like way later. That seems like a series finale like season. Dude, him getting off the plane

walking up and punching cyclops is crazy. Oh, he was just upset. He was mad because they had to leave morph, right? Which morph that's fucked up that they had to live, but they literally had to leave him. Because if you try to rescue more, that more of them were being killed. More of them would have probably gotten captured.

And then Wolverine, immediately walks off the plane and just punches him in the stomach but I'm like that's for morph and that's for Gene. He just hates him so much because you know, Scott Summers is a good looking guy and gets good looking pussy

and Wolverine looks like a munchkin that he still gets good looking at him somehow he somehow still gets good like I think it's some pheromone shit that ass I think he's a creature most he's more creature than man I think he gives off a must that bitch is like because that he should not

be fucking a woman he's fucking he's fuck storm slylock emma frost and gene gray it's like brother he fucked domino he pulled smoky you know like the the creature people yeah like you know like oh well you fuck domino which is kind of crazy because i feel like she her power which is fucking stupid but like she makes pizza you would read the fucking names please right that's actually cooler than her just being lucky that's not coming not, but that's funny I think it's way I saw a comment you made

oh my God it was like the highest liked comment on some video that I was scrolling on like a dude and you mentioned Domino you said Domino and I can't remember what the fucking shit oh the domino of Jane that's right that fucking guy

was making pieces to the diary of Jane via breaking Benjamin and so the domino of Jay like a retard wrote Domino of Jay the highest it's like the top It's the top.

I was like, that's crazy. Some of your comments are like, what the fuck? Some of them are just straight up stupid. I'm like, this is funny as fuck. I, uh, I realize. That's how you exist on the internet. I've gotten back into commenting stuff now. I haven't.

I've, uh, you know who made me start doing that? It was Siza. Cizza fucking, I was like, this bitch comments on everything. And then I was kind of like, I was like, I'm going to start commenting on this. Because I usually would never comment. I got very precious about like saying anything on. comments. You know what I mean? I was just like, I shouldn't waste. Yeah. I don't know, material

or whatever. And then it's like, who cares? Yeah. And people are like, oh, you know, it's kind of fun. It's fun. It's, uh, it's been really fun. Some chick, she recorded two videos outside of her work a year apart and then there was two car accidents. And the second one was like really batting here and girls scream in the background. Oh my God. Yes, I saw that. I commented. I was like, are you the harbinger of death? And she was like, like, how did you know or something?

She responded. So it was like, actively making people. I think I have a few of annihilation. I've thought about that for a long time where like things around me get damaged more, but I'm not damaging it. It's being around. Yeah, it's a proxy damage. I think you have that in reverse. And it's only affecting your brain. So my brain is this damaged. That's it.

All right. Let's see if it's go out of here. God damn. I would like to look at what time it is. If it's possible, I would love to be out of here by 145. Okay. We'll do our best. Count me down.

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