The Snark Tank - #432: Tim Pool and the Civil Wars

Episode Date: August 21, 2026

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It's always the sound effects that happened when you do that shit. It's always like comedic. It's like cartoonish. That was fucking crazy. Hey, everybody. Welcome to the Star Tank podcast. It's me, Chris. It's them, Derek, and Kingston.

Oh, boy. It's another one of these. There's so much. much to talk. Nothing happened, actually. Did you know? Well, who? Well, I guess that really

depends on who you're talking to. No, I mean, nothing, nothing at all. It's been a complete standstill this entire time. So I guess. Of happenings, void of happenings. How cool would that be if we could work

together as humans to be like, let's all not do anything this week in the entire world. The corporate is, the court purchase would lose their mind. That would actually be a massive story ironically. Like the big story would be that no one did anything and the economy is crippled. Because no one went out and bought anything. Nobody went out to eat.

Nobody went out to fucking do things. That would, yeah, every business would be so fucking. That would be awesome if we could manage to do that. Yeah, that'd be great. It's like, hey, look what we can do. Now let's, how about we all get together and kill people that shouldn't be here? It's crazy. Let's all now gang up on, you know, we'll start with our country first.

Sure. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We saw what you want to start. Israel. But then after. Israel, France. What's the difference? Israel, France.

France needs to go. France all of France needs to go. France sucks. They're not doing anything. That's a bad. That's enough. Derek, France sucks. France sucks.

What do you have against France? everything they've done to Africa just consistently being horrible and still it acts like he's African not technically I'm just distant distant distant you don't give a shit you don't give a shit what they did to Africa

yes I do that's crazy sure okay it's not just Spider-Man's not involved so you don't care at all that's insane let's move on that's crazy that's more you than me you asshole what are you talking about I look man I'm not playing China Slop just because fucking Marvel characters are in it. That's you. That's a cool game

brother. Rob was the cool game. Yeah, yeah, definitely. You guys opinions don't matter if you guys both died, I'd laugh. Speaking of Spitterman. What is that? I said this. So, Zach Raw, he sent me reckon black suit

EDP. That's crazy. That's so crazy. The thing is, I don't even remember. I think you did a cold action because I know I think I must have. That is something that I would call to action. The Spider-Man 3 like fucking sullen dark poster.

Yeah. Dude, that is crazy. But is eat that pussy 4-4-5. Yeah. He's been consumed by the black suit. Maybe that's why. Maybe that's what happened to him, you know? He wants two cupcakes now instead of one.

Right. Exactly. Right. His cupcake diet is expanded. Yeah. That is a crazy fucking drawing. That is. We got to get in contact with that guy because that is a that is way too good. It's a pull for sure. That is way to easy.

Yeah, shout out dude. We'll probably be, yeah, we'll definitely be using him for something. He's got to draw. He's got to draw like pizza time or some shit. It's just too good. That's too good. That art like when I saw that for the first I was like, that is obscene. Right.

Like you should, you should be. so I feel conflicted sometimes when I see this because I see because I assume that if if if you're listening to this show, things have gone wrong, you know, sure, not as great as they could be because you're spending your time with us

duffuses, right? Somebody with that artistic talent should be like, they should be set in my opinion to a degree where like we wouldn't even cross like it wouldn't even occur to them to shit like oh what what do we think you know

yeah so we gotta get to we gotta call to action hire that guy someone anyone please respond yeah I mean you might be doing you might just like all those brain surgeons or that is true

whoever the fuck who listens to us that is also the thing that's that's what's so difficult to imagine it's like there are serious people yeah with actual talent and actual like usable skills that like benefit society who listen to us talk about like I don't know

Fred Flintstone shitting shitting down his own stomach while sitting upside down you know like that is crazy by the way shout out to that somebody somebody did an animatic of that that's insane you know who found that Jojo did

I was like how did you fucking she sent it to me and I'm like how did you see this and not like any of us it had like two it had like two views It had nothing on there. And then so she said, she went out of her way and was like, oh, I wanted to see if anybody had animated anything recently. And so she did what we should be doing.

So it was pretty cool. It's such a visceral image of him just raining. Why is he upside down? Is he upside down so less fault so it falls out slower? No, because I just thought the image of him sitting upside out. shitting loosely as it cascaded down itself was funny. Like, I just thought that was funnier of an image as opposed to just somebody, I don't know, shitting on the couch is like not,

it is funny. It's very different. You know the image I had my mind kicks in that, that video? By the way, I've looked for this video since then. I can't find it, which is a bummer.

It's completely gone. The video of the dude at the baseball game throwing up. That video is funny, but also you know he died. Like he, he, Definitely passed away. You should not puke like that ever, ever, ever.

I think he had way more to give. He was so big. You don't know he wasn't done. He wasn't done. And that's what's like, yo, you're sick. He's a big chunky guy, though. No matter how big you are, Derek, your stomach, there's a cap on how big your stomach is as a huge for the most part.

That man right there that spends his time at baseball games. Unless he's throwing up several beers. That's crazy. fact. He is, though. All of the hot dogs that is just swimming in fucking grease. He had. And he's holding it back.

That's crazy. He's actually. If we were able to interview him, if we were able to interview this guy, he had probably just in the first two innings, six beers and four hot dogs. That was just the first two innings. By the seventh stretch, he went and refilled several times. Derek. Derek.

Eric, if we spoke to that person, we'd be talking to a casket because I know he's not here. We'd be talking to an extra large casket. I, he's gone. Listen, I have seen what humans are capable of and it's fucking, it pains me. Have you seen any of those? I haven't watched those shows, but I'm aware of them, the TLC shows, all those, my 1,000 pound fat-ass life or whatever the fuck they're called. Like, they have these people that are.

And I'm just like, I weigh probably right now 220. And I feel horrible. I don't understand. I don't understand how you can get 600 plus, 700 plus, and these people are still going. And they're like, I'm able to laugh and still. I don't get it. I'm able to laugh. I'm able to laugh.

Like they can experience joy. Like they aren't just in constant like, I need to go now. It's a compromised joy. It's a combination of multiple things. It's clearly bad genetics, terrible eating habits, and definitely mental illness. Because bad genetics would probably, they would die at like 300 pounds or something. No, I think, I think it's bad to it would hold fat that. Oh, you mean that way.

To that degree. I just feel like, because you know how like a lot of Polynesians, they're built to like be tanks? I feel like to me, that's technically good genetics for if you, they can't. withstand eating Kalua pig every day. Where if I did that, I'd be dead in a year. That would kill me. Dude,

being there, I didn't, I didn't see many gigantic, like, Samoans are the ones that are known for being huge. Those are ones that are known for, like, being pretty much.

Were you about to say? Were you meant to say Somalians? I was going to say Samoans. All right. But yeah, oh, you saw, we need to go to Samoa,

then. I didn't go Samoa. I was on Oahu, I think. So we want to go to Samoa. And then. But then the three ones I saw that were big were much bigger than me. And I was like, what are you?

Why are you walking around like that? Like, that's crazy. Remember that guy that's saying somewhere over the rainbow? Remember that dude? They went viral? No. You've never seen that. Was it on American Idol?

Insanely somewhere over the rainbow. I know the song. I don't know. You've never seen that insanely giant Hawaiian guy who definitely died. He actually literally dead. But he's these, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, basically two brick walls and he has such

a beautiful voice. It's the he's singing somewhere over the rainbow and I feel like I've heard it. I've never seen it. Okay so if you heard that the intro was like, ooh. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, I know that yes, yes, yes. Yes, that guy. And to be, you've never seen him. I've never seen that video. He's a literal house. He is a, he is as big

as a condo, a duplex. he's a very He's a very big guy I mean remember Rikishi dude Dude this guy would eat Rikishi That's crazy Rikishi fought too is fucking tiny Compared to this guy

Rikishi is a wrestler In the WU I thought I thought you were talking about the dude In the Lion King Oh Rifi That's a freaky Somebody We're freaky

I keep Oh he's big He's a big guy He's a big guy Freaky I wasn't I was not lying man he's a he's a bad he's a dead as shit because of it

I was like oh what an angel he should probably lose a little bit he's dead yeah what I haven't him oh his voice is beautiful I think it's already exploded what you mean he had a heart attack or something he's big dude you want to here let me let me just put in the chat so Chris can see I can see this very large voice of an angel beautiful voice

That's summer of the rainbow rendition is good. I don't like that song at all, except for when he's saying it. Oh, really? You don't like that song? I don't give a fuck about that song. I like the rat version. I don't like the Wizard of Oz music. I don't like any of it.

I liked it when I was a kid, but like, I wouldn't listen to it. I wouldn't blast it on my Spotify or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not on my Spotify, but my grandmother loved that movie. So, like, I definitely, like, watched it and heard it a lot. Oh, my God. Big guy. He's a big guy. How did this guy die? I don't know, Chris. Congenitive heart disease? Like, what are you? I don't know. So many things, dude.

Literally. This is, this is genuinely got clogged in his arteries. That's what happened. That is insane. He is a fucking wide individual. Yeah. He's big. Imagine him being on a football team. Like, he's blocking at, like, no one's getting around him. He's the fucking field. that's crazy that is a big person dude when I played football there are people that were

fat that were just big like you they would take off their shirts and they would have muscle guts and I'm like what most disgusting I've ever seen in my life also I oh yeah people people who have people having muscular intestines like uh

that shit's disgusting looking bro you look at them and they have a gut and you're like they have a gut but then you can see abs in it You're like, what are you? You're on Trane. That's Honda, man. That's Honda. You're on Trink. Disgusting.

Honda has apps. I'm like, what is that? When I saw him and when I got older and started understanding like HGH and steroids, I was like, oh, that's that they literally just built one of those guys that what they call, there was this guy named Palumbo, who was one of the people on stage. You had those huge bubble guts from just everything growing inside of them from taking too much HGH. Like, those fucking guys look like freaks, man. It's insane, dude.

and you think they're slow and they're not I've been caught so many times because of that shit definitely had CTE because of not respecting someone's build that's like oh you're not going to catch me and explode I remember that I remember learning for the first time when our coach

coach Metro big tall beefy dude and he was like hey if I beat we're all going to sprint if I beat anyone you're going to have to do like win sprints for whatever And we're all like, okay, whatever fat piece of shit. And he beat like half of the fucking team.

He beat like half of the team. Because he's just muscle. We didn't really understand because it always wear like the breakaway type shit. He was just a wall of just explosive energy. And I was like, oh, yeah, that makes sense. Duh. Like I didn't really understand because I'm just thinking, oh, growing up in high school, or sorry, in middle school, the fastest guys are really skinny. They're really small and they were just quick.

And then, okay, you become a man. and then you have this muscle that'll propel you forward. What, what, what's happening? Keyeson. What is this video of this fucking, this fucking lion, like, waiting in the background. Did you, wait, wait, wait, wait, are you on my Twitter? So I was scrolling through Twitter just looking for news, and I see Kingston literally an hour ago,

possibly one of the craziest things I've seen in some time. It was post this, like, this video of just, some dude like doing a tour of his basement in the shadows there's a fucking lion no it's not even that what it is is that some guy did a delivery of like um like gas canisters or whatever it's a house like you know

they just propane or whatever and he was doing it and he looked in the corner of the basement unit and there's a prop lion down there yo I thought that was real that's crazy that's crazy a lie would never be that still that's it that's horrifying that's what that's what was so scary about it

I don't like that at all. I hate your Twitter, by the way. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. It's yours. I like it.

I love my regular. I love my, what you call about second. It's so, it's so bubbly. Yeah. So I looked at the first. So I clicked over on replies on his thing.

And the first thing is just him responding to some picture that's, it's so of some blonde-haired blue-eyed guy. It says, yeah, N-word. It's a lot. Luke. That's Luke Skywalker. That barely looks like Luke Skywalker, man, that's upsetting. It's just a change in

hair color and eye color. Why do you share a bunch of horses? What's happening? Yeah, for a period of time, I got hacked. It was, it was me. It was just all a bunch of horses. Stupid. And then there's the bombastic piss. That was pretty good. That was pretty good.

That person's raining. Should we get into some of the some of the new, some of the stuff that actually happened. Yeah, let's get some of the sad shit out of the way first. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, Hayden Penitierre. Random. She was 36?

36? Yeah. She was going to turn 37 in like a couple of weeks. That's crazy. In my memory, she was way older than me. Like, I didn't, like, it didn't register. I guess because she was like on a TV show when I was a child. And so, like, everybody just seems inherently older because it's like, oh, you're

doing professional shit that I can't even comprehend. Yeah. So, like, but she's like that close is kind of crazy. Yeah. And also, she was giving like interviews like recently, like about she, because she had like a book, I think. She was talking about like all these like really crazy experiences about like being like led like being on a boat and being led to some rocker dude. Yeah, I saw that. I'm out.

I really, I really, man, on that note, just real quick, the amount of. the amount of times you hear celebrities do that and just not name drop out of like fear or whatever is it's so disheartening because I'm like can we know who these people are man it would be so cool to like because that person probably heard the interview was sweating and it was like oh thank God didn't say my name

and then and then they're going to continue molesting a kid you know like they're going to like yeah oh thank God all right come here the issue is lawsuits that's what it is it's defamation and bullshit It's like oh you don't have proof that I did this I'm gonna sue you and then now the rest of your life is gonna be me But what usually happens?

You know what I mean? When the one domino falls, all of some all these people come out and we're like wait, it was me too, me too. It turns into a fucking Spartacus thing like Weinstein Like everybody's fucking new But it's still hard for them to do that

I know it's hard. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. You wish you wish that they would do it I understand. It's just it's disheartening that that is how that normally goes.

Yeah, but, uh, yeah, so she, she passed away. Yeah. Randomly. Uh, there doesn't seem to be a, I don't think there's a cause as of yet. They, um, this, the, the idea right now is that it's an overdose. Well, because of the, because of, um, the calls and the dispatcher and stuff like that. And the, the EMS and stuff like that, they were talking about that. So that's most likely what it is.

And also because of her substance abuse. Um, and her boyfriend. that I forgot what this guy's name is, but I saw, weirdly enough, because of that de-forbid stuff, TMZ kept popping up on my timeline because I would be watching it

through this long crime network. But then I think TMZ probably paid money to get into the algorithm because I've never watched TMZ before. And then they just started popping up. So again, this Hayden Pantier thing popped up in TMZ and I actually watched it.

So I was like, oh, great, now it's going to be in my algorithm now, but there was, they showed, they shared a clip of that guy and he was being interviewed by somebody and saying that like if I was smart

I would stay away from her like because he was saying like how toxic he is for toxic he is for and all this stuff blah blah blah so on and so forth and then unfortunately they got back together and that continued because he he's been arrested for I think domestic violence I think he was like beating her up and all

this shit so it was just like a storm of bullshit she couldn't quit him he knows that so he went went back and then, you know, they what looks like they allegedly were doing drugs and then his brother found them. And that's basically, as of right now, that's what everybody

kind of like is coming to the conclusion of. Yeah, I loved her so much. She was getting clean, but then what happens a lot I was playing ball in the park just a couple of weeks ago or like a week ago. And a girl comes up to me, ask for a lighter and then just out of nowhere starts telling me her a fucking life story about like

how she was tricked out as a kid and she tried quitting of drugs she was clean for a while and then her boyfriend now ex-boyfriend got her back hooked and she was going to have a voucher living in a in it I was just like Jesus Christ like I felt like I was like this is first of all this is crazy just ask for a lighter and just tell me your whole story. Sorry miss, I'm also just trying to practice my jump shot. Can you please?

I wish you the best. How can I help you immediately and then make this stop? Do you know what I thought? Because the last time I gave someone a lighter was when a cholo tried to mug me. You thought she was going to try to mug you? Well, because, okay, so coincidentally. Your hand is clenched up. Your hand is clenched.

You are like, well, this is what happened, though. Coincidentally, as I'm standing outside of my car, I grab her, give her a lighter, a car comes jetting and then it parks the wrong way. You know, like, we're all, you park on the right side of the street facing when you're going on the right, whichever. They park on the wrong side, like, you know, pulling in. And I'm like, am I about to get, I was like, I was like, are you serious again? Like I first was like But I was so close to my door That I was like okay I can jump in and then lock the door

If anything Those guys didn't jump out But the way that they just came rolling in I was like what is this? Like someone's fucking with me I'm trying to just be nice Here let me give you you obviously just want a cigarette No problem anyway

Derek you gotta get the hammer I don't know why you're walking out without the hammer around you bro I would have to I think I would have something would have to like I can't I would have to Something would have to legitimately, I mean, I do feel like I do want another piece of the house. I'd be up and pull on people for no reason.

Just jamming on people's ribs. What are you doing, what are you doing, son? What are you doing, son? How's good with you? Hey, do you have a lighter? What the fuck you want, man? I'm going to give you a fucking light of a dumb bitch. There's a fucking smoke shop right over there.

Three shots to the fucking gut, my fuck. Don't pull me, motherfucker. I'll fucking. Anyway. You reach your hand down his throat and. said his stomach acid on fire. Ignite him. You have a gun put at this guy

and you're like, fuck it and you just make him set on fire with your mind. And it's like, brother, why do you have a gun? Why do you have a gun? It's like Crato's having a good. Is he a homeless fan did that that clip with the Crados? Oh, yeah.

With the rat. He's like, oh, no. He's like, done. Him looking at his hands in disbelief, which is what makes it crazy. He's like, oh, no, I've went. too far finally. And it's like,

the fucking stupid rat that everybody wanted dead. Not a single person objected to. I didn't like him. I didn't like him. I know that. I was like him. I'm surprised he didn't like him actually.

Hello. Me? Yeah. Kingston. He didn't fit the surgery. He's very Star Wars coded to me. I love you. That's not the part of Star Wars I like, brother.

It's a big part of it. No. Okay. It's a big part of Star Wars. Yeah, a big part of Star Wars is kidding. And big part of Halo's kidnapping kids. Like, they make a bunch of documents.

They actually buy children for the Sparring Program from Freakia Epstein. Let's be real. Let's be real about this. Most people like Star, like there's a majority of people I would even say, like Star Wars because of the fucking the fucking the EWox and the cuddly little fucking baby Yoda, these things. I think that's some people. I think that's most people. I think it's most Star Wars because of Jedi's and lightsabers.

I think that's the biggest draw. OG fans, yes. I think that's Chris, Chris, look, I know you say dumb shit, but that's crazy to say people like Star Wars

mostly for baby Yoda and stuff and not the space Wizards with magic powers. Kingston, Kingston, all I'm saying is I guarantee. That's because the baby Yoda

merch is bought more than lightsabers, right, Chris? Right. I guarantee you. It's not. It's not. I fucking promise.

you. I actually promise you. Chris, I promise you. The baby yotas and the plushies and stuff, like they absolutely sell more than the lifesavers. I promise you. Chris. I fucking promise you. Chris, I'm sure more people buy, like, you can get a kid that doesn't like Star Wars to think a lightsaber is cool. Like, independent from attached to that. I didn't say, I didn't say

think was cool. Did I? People that buy those baby yoos like that are usually fans of the, of the franchise. Right. This is an. And again. This is anecdotal for me, right? No one I know. No one I know that, like, Star Wars is a big fan of Grogu. I think he's cute and that's it.

Kingston, I think you're grossly underestimating the... You know what this is? This is the gamer thing, again. Like, this is like the hardcore gaming, gamer argument. What did the gamers say? No. The... So a lot of the frustration I think in the games industry right now is literally

because the hardcore players are finally understanding that they are not the driving force of what makes these companies make the decisions that they make. The driving audience is the casual audience. The people who like play Madden and the people who like play Call of Duty and that's the only game they play are the people who like spend a thousand dollars in fucking 2K a year. You know what I mean? Like that? Those are not hardcore gamers though at the same time? No. They're not involved.

They don't know what IGN is. they don't read fucking forums. They're not participating in the conversation. They're not, they don't care. At what point are you a heart? Like, I don't, I don't disagree with you necessarily, but like, I don't, I can't, I can't say that someone that, like, puts, there may be less informed. There may be, they, they take it as not, like, quite as, uh, as much as an art form or the, the science of it. Kingson, if you watch nothing but Marvel movies, if, if somebody watches nothing but Marvel movies and another person watches no Marvel movies, but every other movie, which one is more of a hardcore.

or sinophile than the other one. Let's be real. That's true, but that's, but that's still, that doesn't mean you like film more than the other person. That just means you're more involved with film. I think that's a crazy argument to me. Because you can't quantify who likes things more, you know? You can.

You can. You can exactly. I think you can. Or how much they appreciate, sorry, how much they appreciate what they're absorbing. That's a bit, it's pretty weird. No, Kingston, the people who play Madden are fans of Madden. Yeah, more than a fan of video. They don't like, they don't care about video games.

This is what I'm saying. But these are the people who drive the industry. These are the people who like the industry is paying attention to. That's why nothing that's going on right now caters to us, but it caters to them. Because they're, that's where the money is. Most people don't play every single game. Most people don't fit. You know, like, I think like, what is it, like 90% of people, when they buy a game, they don't finish it.

Some absurd statistic. That's insane. So like, this is the thing with Star Wars. I promise you that the overwhelming majority of people that like pay attention to Star Wars, the overwhelming majority do not care about like the hardcore, like they're not reading the expanded universe. They probably like they probably like space wizards and stuff. But like I'm telling you like the kids and like the like it's about the the merchandise. Because the vast majority of people that like absorb Star Wars stuff are in general,

probably not hardcore fans, but I think one of the biggest drawing factors of Star Wars is the aesthetics of that thing. I don't get me wrong. I think people like, people like Ewax because they're cute because he's cute and stuff like that. They're marketable. Yeah, absolutely. They are more marketable and that definitely sells a lot of merch. But I think the thing that makes people like that franchise more is the space wizards and the cool space swords and Vader looking like a badass and stuff. Like I think that is what draws people to like actually like Star Wars more. Because those things are independently cute. That's not really attached to Star Wars, you know? I'm just saying those things are more associated with Star Wars than any, like, I think about Star Wars when I think of like that, like the, what are the little things from the Force Awakens?

The fucking birds, the pingu's or whatever the fuck they're called. The pergles? Pargo's. I don't know. I just remember that there was like a cute fucking thing again for that, for that movie when that came out. I remember being like, oh, yeah, of course. I have seen blindness to stuff like that, which is crazy. Like, things like that in Star Wars, I have genuine blindness to. Because I forgot. I forgot they were in that movie. But I don't like those movies all that much.

But I see them and I'm like, oh, whatever, I don't care. You don't have a laser sword. You don't like the sequel? You don't like the sequel movies? Not much, no. What? They're so good. Not much.

I'm more of a prequel. Everybody talks about it. Everybody talks about how good they are. Yeah, man. people people were very rude to daisy it was crazy the same way they were rude to freaking what you call they were rude to hayden and now it's like people like hate her sin a lot and I'm pretty sure in like five or six years more people are going to

really like the force awakens a lot too they're already it's already repairing its opinion but people are going to like it much more is that just people like i i saw so Metallica for example uh two out of four they dropped uh saint anger and everyone was like this is fucking piss like it's not

there's no solos the writing's terrible this mixing is absolute garbage that was the first album that I remember that I registered people were like people thought it sucked

yeah like it was the first time I like I like because I knew people who were like excited about it and then it came out and they were like this is piss balls

and doodoo feces man like this is crap is that their first one in a while no I mean they I don't remember I would say maybe they had like a three or four year hiatus. No, actually, that's not because I, whatever. I'm not the biggest Metallica fan, so I can't accurately say that.

But there wasn't there. The gaps are like, there's crazier gaps in active artists. But like say they were having a lot of issues and this was kind of a therapeutic album for them. And it was completely dog shit piss to the point where obviously because they never went back to that type of formula or script or anything. But you have all these people. And my point is that retroactively, after all these years later, are singing the praises of it. They're doing this revisionist history fucking thing.

They're trying to shoehorn that like, oh, it's great. Or I saw a guy re-record it. Oh, take out the really trash can tini snare and it sounds better. I'm like, no, that's not the fucking only problem. A guy re-recorded it with good quality. And I was like, yeah, this still sucks. I was like, because this is my thing. What other band does this sound like?

When do you listen to sane anger in your fucking playlist, cunt? Like, these are people that just go back. And the same thing with like the Star Wars, the sequels and stuff like that, where they look on these things with these nostalgic lenses, life sucks now, aging sucks. Everything's moving faster. You can look at other things. I always kind of go back to Silk Spector and Watchmen talking about like looking back on those days

because the future is getting darker so then the past looks brighter. you know so even when she can look back on fucking the comedian like damn near raping her and stuff and not be like too bothered by it and so it's like one of those things so where people are doing that and i love always love that i always love that because i was like that is so true people do this shit and then they don't fucking realize it so then they go back i think it's crazy that people don't recognize when nostalgia i think two things are true yeah two things are true right i think nostalgia can pay a huge factor in it but i think at the same time also when things are very the things can be made at times that they don't hit as well. It's a retrospective things, you know, where it's like you can go back at something and look through. It's like because a lot of opinions get swept up in like a lot of common people's perspectives of the opinion too.

Well, there's also cult classic stuff too that like fails when it comes out. Yeah. And that's just that's just marketing. Like reverseness all that's just marketing. That's things didn't hit because idiotocracy, for example, didn't have a chance. it played in like two theaters or something. It didn't have a fucking chance purposefully.

And so this is not like a revisionist history. It literally, same thing with Bing Nock Saints. People didn't fucking watch it. Really? And then when they started... No one watched it. It bombed. It completely bombed when it came out.

And then when people started getting their hands on it, they're like, this is fucking fantastic. I love this. There's so many examples of that. Dude, family guy. That's true. I can't. Like twice. Family guy got canceled

And then it only got Revived because like what Reruns on adult swim and like DVDs Like exploded Which is crazy because those are the best seasons I guess that might have been a Fox issue though Because Fox was canceling fucking everything That is true

Same thing with Futurama and shit So many shows got canceled on There was a show called Quintupplets or Octoplets I remember something like that on Freakins for a freaking On Fox for period time that I thought was hilarious But I was also a little kid I bet it was It was like the

But a guy can't it immediately. Fox was like the EA. Oh, yeah. Like back then. They were just like fuck you. There was one show that they canceled rightfully so it was called the pits. There was this family called the pits and then they introduced

a talking Volkswagen a beetle and I was like either this is the fucking stupidest shit I've ever seen. They cancel it so fast it was crazy. But they canceled. I think there was so called my brother's keeper and I thought it was okay to cancel the fuck out of it.

under whatever I was going to say there's so many Firefly got canceled I can't remember what that was I don't remember what network

had Firefly but yeah I wonder if that was probably expensive though it was probably more like this is an expensive

show yeah I agree with that but but this is the thing right like people hate people hate things

at times because I really I really don't like the sequel the sequel series I don't I really hate it I think episode nine

is like almost unredeemably bad. I think that one is like bad to the point. It's hilarious. That's the last one, right? Yeah. That one is so bad, it's like unbelievable.

It kept getting worse and worse. It kept getting worse and worse. They didn't plan anything. You know, it was obvious why this was a fucking disaster. Absolutely. And I, but I think that there is redeemable parts of episode,

particularly, like, even though I don't like episode eight, it has a lot of redeemable parts where I'm like, I can respect this vision. This could have been executed much better. Redeemable parts is like, yeah,

I'm not going to watch this, though. I agree. I agree. But what happened is that people grow up and they watch things, right? Like I lived through the era where people hated the prequels a lot. I love the prequels. I've never disliked those movies ever. People hated those movies. I think there's still a lot of good reasons to hate them.

But if you watch them through. I think there's reasons to dislike it. But I also understand that I watch the prequels. I guess he hates a strong word. It's crazy to hate them. I lived through the era where that was coming. but I also had Star Wars The show to make that

franchise. Because I think that era of Star Wars is the most when the universe builds the most and I think it's the coolest. To your point on what you're saying, one of the reasons why I think the prequels aren't as good as say there's other mediums out there

that just do it so much better and that's how I felt about like say I enjoy, I probably enjoy the way that you enjoy the Star Wars prequels is probably how I enjoy the live action Transformers, where it's not the best version of the IP but it's still fun and in the way that I can point to something like Transformers Prime

that is in trillion times better than the or just the fucking video games like War of CyberTron shit like that. Just way better outlets than those fucking movies. And so it's probably like that. And so I don't really get mad when people, if they would want to tear apart the live action transformers, tear apart the prequels and

certain ways because, you know, a lot of it was marketed towards children. And then there was the other half of it that was completely not marketed towards children. And then they were uninterested in the movies because there's too much politics in it. Don't get me wrong. Don't get me started about how much that movie, those movies are schizophrenic. It's like real politics. And then there's like, there's like actual politics. And then there's like, Jar Jar Beings. It's a weird. It's a weird dynamic. They're entertaining, but they're not good movies per se, really. really.

They're like, uh, that's a, that's a very nostalgia thing. There's, there's really good concepts in it, but it's also just like, objectively schizophrenic.

Star Wars, though, in my opinion has always been hard carried by like, the vibes anyway. Sure. Like, it's always been like, it's,

it's the music and the art design and the sound design. Overhaul for, you know, like, draw me in. Yeah, like, Star Wars.

Because I remember, because I remember that era of Star Wars, because that was like Jedi, Jedi Starfighter came out around that time. I think Jedi, Jedi power battles came out around the time. So that's prequel era stuff. And I thought, and I remember I thought like, oh, the, the clone troopers or whatever, or

nothing, what is it, the droid, what is, whatever the standard droids were that you would fight in that battle droids? The battle droids? Yeah. I remember, like, playing games, like, where they were the enemy. And I was like, this is cool. Like, this is, like, I like this vibe. Yeah.

And, like, the art and, like, how everything looks and how everything sounds. That's what I stand by. Like, I think everything about that, like, all the different species. the Jedi being like monks actually you get to see all these different worlds you get to meet these characters that are like because in the first series it's like four people use lightsabers ever you know and it's like oh that's cool but then you see it later on

it's like oh there's like a whole bunch of Jedi there's a kind of fighting styles of the Jedi's that's why I think the old stuff is a little bit better just because they also were able to plan better here is the base idea of the universe and now let's expand it in a thoughtful way that's why like I like old republic shit it just, it has to be better. It's just lit as fuck.

But that's because of the fact that it was like, that's like when the Jedi were like at the craziest periods point where they were, you know, that's when it was like, oh, these Jedi are doing wild shit. Opposed to like, obviously episode four, five, and six is like the Jedi order's gone. It's like the one sullen hero. And I think that story is very good.

It's very concise. It's like it's about like one guy. Yeah. And his group going to do an adventure. And then the Clone Wars is very like, although the prequera is very like it's like oh this is when the the world is falling to darkness and then the sequel era is just like

it's just a bunch of references it's a bunch of remember this it's very dumb and then it plays identity politics poorly too which I think it does a lot really badly like offensively like you could you could have all these things be in the movie and it could be good but they use

all of them in the way that woke anti-woke idiots would complain about perfectly actually. It's like aggravating. It's like I don't know. I don't remember anything specific about it enough to remember that. Let's make a female character just be female. That's it. Have no other dimension to her.

And it's like, oh yeah, yeah. It's like no, why, why have her there then? It's so rude. It is crazy because like that we've talked about this before obviously probably like endlessly but like the fact that they just didn't do the obvious slam dunk thing

of having like John Boyega as like the main character of that movie is so insane to be. They got colds like man. That's what happened. That's what happened. Should I see? I should say they got bound fees. I guess what I should say. Yeah.

Yeah, I don't know, man. It's, uh, that to me was just like, bro, like that's so much more interesting than just another. It was some running expectations, but in like the worst ways. It's so obvious. they were setting it up, man. It's crazy how much they were setting it up. Like the, you're not going to have fucking,

uh, what's his face? Uh, the new Darth Vader. What was his name? That nigga. Don't get me. Kylo Ren.

You're not going to have me start with him. Yeah, you're not going to have that dude. Pause, look at Finn for no fucking reason. Glare at him. Of episode five or whatever, or episode seven,

seven, sorry. I'm just like, oh, so that was just for no reason. He's like, oh, that's a hot ass nigga. And that's that, is that what he did? Is that what that was?

That was that one? dick fat in that suit. I bet his dick fat as fuck. Dude, it's crazy to me that... Perrible. It's just crazy to me that people don't register. Like, I like plenty of things for nostalgic reasons, but it's weird

to me that there are people who just, like, are divorced from that. That there are people who don't realize that that's happening. Right. I don't know. Like, you know what I did recently? I played, uh, I played through the entirety of, um, Spider-Man 2, like the, the, the, the game. Yeah. Like, the movie-based game.

like the one for PS2 and Xbox. I played through it. I beat it. It's not very good. It's that like that game's kind of like, okay. Like this is a lot cooler when I was a kid. Right.

I didn't realize like how bare bones this is actually. It's still, it's pretty cool, but like it's definitely, there's parts of it that I do think are better, but like it's like, this is mostly like fine, you know?

Yeah. I still like, I'm afraid to play. So I play Resident Evil 2 probably like a couple months ago. The original? Yeah, the original. And that's exactly what happened. Like, I love that. I, I mean, I said, I have a Claire Redfield from the 90s. I loved that fucking game. And I played it recently. And it hit me, and only because the remakes came out. It hit me in the face so hard that I was like, God damn, this is rough. I still enjoyed it, but I enjoyed it in the way that, like, I would say you enjoy the prequels. You didn't enjoy like, this is a fucking, this didn't. This didn't. not hit me the way that sometimes like oh I play God War III again and I was like oh fuck yeah that was good

this hit me where I was laughing way too much I was laughing way too much and I was like I shouldn't be laughing this is supposed to be scary you know because it's just yeah it's silly it's so funny it's so funny dude I can not go back to that game dude playing Spider-Man too is so funny because like it tries to speed through the movie

so quickly so like there's the final fight with Dr. Octopus he's like doing these like villainous monologues the end entire time, like way crazier than the movie, actually. Like, like, it's just like, why are you so evil in this? And then you punch him and then immediately, he's like, what have I done?

It's like, it's so quick. Eternal McGuire's acting in the game is so hysterically bad. Like, he's just like, it is like, he's so detached. Just staring at his watch while delivering the lines. That's crazy.

I swear to God, like, Dr. Octopus, like, steals Aunt May out of the bank. And like the animation is hysterically. He goes, No. And it's like it's so, and I love it.

I was like, this is great. I'm having a great time. This is also like, right. This is not as good as like insomniac. Yes. Yes. Exactly. You know?

When people make, because I saw some people even talking about that, the Reson Evil, I started watching all this Resonable content. And it was, it was shit like that where people were talking about, There were some people saying, like, how the old games are superior. And I'm like, I don't, I can't take you seriously.

Like, I can't take you seriously. Because that is a huge nostalgia factor. They fixed, when we're talking about Resident Evil 2 remake, where I was saying that's damn near a perfect game, I have no problems with it whatsoever. Even playing it again recently, I didn't think I was going to play it all the way through. And I did.

I was just like, this game's so good. It's just the perfect balance of, what I want and versus what survival horror people want. I think it's the perfect balance. I think R.A.2 is by far the best Resident Evil game, especially the remake. It's so good. It's so good. It's so good.

The only bad part of that game is the end. But that is how every Resident Evil game ends. They always in the same. Garbage. Particularly, particularly, particularly the first four. Those ones in a very, actually, no, five does two. Never mind. You just grenade launcher.

I don't remember 6 well enough to see if ends that way. Probably one of the scenarios. I just unfortunately don't remember. Village. Yeah, Village N-9 also ends kind of like. It's a trope that they're doing to laugh. I think they're doing this like this is hilarious. No, nine doesn't, wait, no.

Nine absolutely does. No. You know what's talking about, right? What are you talking about? The rocket launcher. Yeah. Is he a rocket launcher too? Yeah.

I thought doesn't, doesn't Leon hack him at the end? No, you can get a rocket launcher and blow Gideon to smithereens. and then the big plant monster thing, right? And then you can still use a rocket launcher to pop a lot of the things. Yeah, or just use your Requiem. Because literally one, two, three, four, five. It's literally a rocket launcher falls in the frame.

It's like, no, no, no, three's not a rock launcher. Three's the fucking, fucking Iron Man beam. It's just some big weapon destroys big plant monster. That's usually what happens. things falls into frame and you use it to kill somebody. Or like a lab or a facility. Like it's it's the worst like when I honestly, I don't know man.

Like the more I think about nine, the more I'm like, I don't know about that game, man. I like I think I, I think a lot of people like I think that I think that talk about nostalgia man. That game I think like wears that shit all over it. I think kind of to protect itself.

I think not like a solid game. I agree. In the way that I say from software has so much charitability, I feel the same way about Resident Evil 9 where you wouldn't even when I would point out some of the things glaring issues to me that like really annoyed me like seeing people get kind of defensive and I'm like why are you even why are you defensive? Like it's like this not you didn't work on this fucking game. You know like you didn't you don't have any reason to feel a certain way or to push back

who are in when I just pointing out like this is some of the worst writing in certain areas. And how is it not obvious? It's like it's like it's a sports. It's like a sports thing. Right. It's like we won. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. The game represents their personality so they want to defend it. Yeah. And I get that. I'm not, and I'm not independent of that. So I'm not fucking exempt from that shit. But like I think Resident Evil 9 is a good game. I don't think it's not a bad game.

It's not a bad game. I don't even think it's in the top five conversations. for like resident evil i think it's five i really don't here's an interesting i think it's objectively i think i think i think without it without any reason of a doubt i think resident evil two four are the two best ones i think those are the two best ones get no push back for me get no push back for me yeah when it gets below that i don't know which is there i think then you can start debating it i agree i don't i don't think like but i think what were you going to say der you look at you're oh i i i was about to lose it uh the the whatever i was about to say oh

a good discussion would be so everybody kind of talks about and this because it has a little bit nostalgia then also so so Resident Evil 5 everybody kind of talks about Resonable 5 especially how it was received when it first came out they're like this is too different this is too different the tone's too different yada yada yada yada yet you always realized that everybody fucking played it and they had a blast and also all it's kind of like what is this dynamic where people are talking about they don't like it but they also enjoy the fuck out of it to the point where

just recently Reson Evil 2 remake is now the most, has the most sales of a Resident Evil 2 game and before it was Resident Evil 5 for the entire time. So to me, I'm like, what does that say? Five, five road, wrote a coattails of four, which was like a groundbreaking game. And then also that was the era of the Xbox 6. It was the first 360 PS5, PS3 one.

So at that period of time, you know, people got it out the ass. But now even now, though, but it was still, it barely got overthrown, meaning that. No, no, no. So I think, because I think at the era in which we came out and all the, like, everything that kind of concocted before it and then during it was the reason people hated. I think Resident Evil 5 is very, very fun. I think it has a really fun mercenaries mode because it's two players. That game is not the best, but it is fun as fuck.

I think that the co-op angle is a big, is a big contributor of it. Yeah. I played that game co-op was why I like it. I played out one of my best friends and I was a great video game experience. We literally, for like, in half an hour at the. final mission with Wesker would shoot the rocket at him, blow him up, and just shoot him with the two barrel shotgun over and over

again. He would just lay on the floor. Games that you can play with other people. Like, because there's that story, too, of, like, I can't remember if it was Halo 1 or Halo 2, but, like, there were more copies of Halo 1 or Halo 2 sold than there were Xboxes sold, which means there were people who just had the game

and not the console. I don't let listen, which is crazy. I can't. I can't, well, what my mind goes to what I've experienced because that is probably true too though I'm sure that the people it makes no sense but it's true but it's true but there's also here's my experience with video games I have bought multiple copies of games because I've lost them

true I that is also accurate like I have and sometimes I'll find the jewel case later I'm like oh here's two copies of Mega Man legends well here's one actual copy and then here's just the case and you know I don't know I think the copy of the copy of Spider-Man too that I that I got like I have one I think at home in New York

but I was like I'll just get it He's got to get another one He's got to get another one I got to have one in every house Well the thing that I was thinking is specifically It's like especially now because of the physical game stuff Like I'm now

Now I'm thinking like if there's a If I want something and I think it's like Within a reasonable price I might as well just get it Because it's only going to get more expensive now Because like more people are going to be hunting these things down they're like than ever before and they're just going to increase in price

that's my advice that everybody like by the way if you've been like oh I don't know I've been thinking about getting like this physical like old game or whatever and I just haven't gone around it just do it yeah unless it's like 200 bucks in which case like you know what I mean like you know do it responsibly I guess but for the most part it's like these things are

more ephemeral now than they were like even a year ago Yeah, just because of all the physical game stuff. I want to buy some physical copies of games. I want to buy a physical copy of Silk Song. I want to buy Baldur's Gate 3. Even though you don't need Baldock, I have it on PC, and I can just get the thing and download Baldur's Gate onto my PC,

and I have it, period. Yeah. What would you want to get Silk Song on? Oh, the Switch. But even the search, even, but it's like, this don't matter on the Switch either, you know? It don't really matter. It's like, oh, yeah.

Yeah. Put it in and it's like, we allow you to play it. I was thinking about that. I was thinking about that. I was like, this is, that's fucking crazy, man. I think my next, I think my next, my next target, I think you can play it. What do you got? My next target, I think, is Web of Shadows.

Because that's a hard to, that's just been popping in my fucking, uh, feet. Web of Shadow cutscenes. Do I love that? Do I love that? Web of Shadows is so funny, dude. Like, it's ridiculous. Peter Parker's voice. I remember even back then, I was like, damn, whoever's playing Peter Parker in this game,

sucks. You gotta ignore it. You gotta really just put in the back of your head. It is so shit. But that game is so funny, dude. Like, he's an asshole in that game. He rips Wolverine in half.

Wolverines all fucking symbioted out. And then he fucking rips them and half and he changes back. He's like, you fucking, what the, I forgot what he says. Like, I'm gonna kill you or something.

He doesn't change back. He's just, he's just still. has it. He says something. He's still venomized in two pieces on the floor cursing at, like, yelling as Spider-Ve. I thought I remember him like it, uh, I guess that makes sense.

He's like, you dumb black motherfucker. I guess that makes more sense. It's like, dude. I guess I make more sense, but I remember him being very angry and I'm like that. He didn't he didn't really do anything. Can't Wolverine still like, like, like, if you're the half of, like,

can he just, I feel like that didn't do anything. Yeah. Right. He can be a 10th. He just didn't because he didn't want to. Anyway, should we talk

a little bit about Yeah, rest in peace. Oh, yeah. Kind of disrespectful technically, but like, whatever. Yeah,

you guys know you loved her. Yeah. It is sad. I don't, I don't know her from much, though, to be honest, I didn't watch heroes growing up.

I know she, I know she was in, um, hidden pending to her. She was in, uh, was she in until dawn? Or am I insane?

Um, no, I don't, I don't know. I feel like she was, she was in some video game that was like, I don't bring it on, bring it on heroes. Um, yeah, I keep seeing, bringing up, bring it on, uh, obviously she was Kyrie's voice actor in, um, in Kingdom Hearts. Yeah, I, I heard about that. Yeah. Yeah. I just had with her in King of March. I didn't even know that until I didn't know that either. I adore that. That was like one of my biggest crushes when I was very young. I didn't really pay that much attention to her, but I did. I liked her character. when she was a little kid and remember the Titans.

Oh, and she was, she was, she was, the, the original coach's, uh, daughter,

but she was like, smart and like, and like, and like, she was, she was portrayed as like, one of the only grownups, you know,

like that, even though she's a fucking kid. Um, she wasn't until dawn, by the way, I looked at it. She was like the main character and until dawn. Ah.

Um, so yeah, yeah, it's, uh, yeah, it's a bummer. it's crazy.

Yeah. She was in like something for like everyone. Like you can find like everyone that pretty much is morning. They're like. Yeah. And it really did feel. It did feel like a loss of like culturally in a lot of the stars and the child stars and stuff like that. Like when that happens, it always hits way harder when like somebody either goes crazy or they lose their life or something because it's like damn.

because we know exactly, not exactly, but we know we more than likely kind of know the cause of how she got led down this path, right? Because being the child star in Hollywood is one of the biggest gambols that you can take, right? Like if you're an adult and you're going to put your kid into Hollywood, it's the probability that they're going to be abused is astronomically high. And that's a, unfortunately for a lot of those parents, it's a risk they're willing to take. They don't give a fuck. significantly more so. It takes like a ridiculous level of vigilance as a parent to be the protector kids. Yeah, you would have to essentially be there with them all the time.

And they usually aren't. They usually get bought off with bullshit. Hey, go out and have fun. We're going to go on this yacht with your fucking kid. Okay. Crazy. Like, excuse me? What did you just say?

Yeah. Oh, don't worry. We'll take care of her. Me and these three other fucking. And it's crazy because people, instead of understanding that it's, about your it's about your child safety it's like oh this is about an opportunity for us to make more money off the child as it happens a lot of times

you know like I'm not saying every time but a lot of times it happens where it's like well if our kid goes and does this it'll make more money for our family and it's like you can't do that that's still your child yeah it's it's so unfortunate the kid's the breadwinner and then uh they take drugs to like the stories of what's i forgot what's the name of the uh the kid that was like that just didn't talk to his family anymore because of how much they fucking oh my god is mccacin cocan is it mccullie cocan isn't a mccullie

about like he was talking about like how fucking fucked his dad was and how his dad just mistreated him and like forced him into roles he didn't want to do him and kieran it's fucking crazy what is uh is he all fucked up too no he's fine now they're fine they're fine they're both fine now i never like bad for a big i never noticed um kieran i never noticed him honestly the only first time i noticed him was in fucking uh scott pilgrim yeah the first time i noticed him so i didn't even know he was around or anything. I knew he was in Home Alone, because he played like one of his real

brother, like one of the brothers. Yeah, because I didn't even notice that. There's, if you watch Home Alone again and you watch it, like there's a kid with, uh, glasses, it's, oh, that's him? Yeah, he's so clearly, like the little kid with glasses. He's so clearly, McCulley Culkin's brother now when I watch him, I'm like, oh, that's very funny.

Because it just looks, they both look fucking phenomenally the same. It's kind of crazy. I think it's, now that you say that. I think there's probably things that I thought McCulley who were in that it was just Kieran. I'm probably sure that's happened. I thought it was McCullough and I was like, oh, that's Kieran. Okay, cool.

I didn't know it's. But yeah, like, I, Kieran, Kieran's obviously fucked up. Like, like, he's obviously like maladjusted. He looks fucked up, but I just did, I just don't know enough of a lot of him. I mean, then he's a good fucking actor, dude.

He was a really good success. But he's also, like, you can tell by the way, you can tell by the way that he interacts with everybody that is like, oh, yeah, you're not, you, you haven't been brought up normally. Like, if I, if I met, Kiering Polkin, I have no doubt that I would hate him. Oh, really? Yeah, he just seems like I could, I just feel, and maybe that's not true, maybe, but like, I just, I get the sense that's like, oh, wow, like, you have this personality that, like, I would find really irksome.

I don't know. We're going to hang out with him. Yeah, let's get him on the show. I did he have a child with him. Everybody who follows Kieran Kalkin. They didn't know that we want to talk to him. They reviewed, Derek might care about this. Chris, fuck you.

So what happens is they do. did the reveal for the X-Men cast. Yeah. Oh, yeah. The live action X-Men cast. Is Indy never ready, which I get, I get, she's hot-sicking right now. She's also really good, really good actor.

They did a girl for Storm who's actually a brown-skinned black woman finally. Indy never ready as who? Rogue. Yeah, I didn't know. They chose a pretty brown-skinned woman for Storm. Finally, didn't choose a light-skinned. Thank God. Thank God they finally were like, oh, this character.

Let's make her actual character. I mean, I didn't hate Halliberry or nothing, so whatever. I didn't hate Hallibary, but it's like, but I get what you're saying. Yeah. It was like the one, the one black female character that's a brown. The one African, like the African. Actually like black. And they're like, let's choose the hybrid because, you know, this market was more marketable.

Yeah. I mean, I know. But they're right. But they chose her. They chose that really attractive white girl that was in, um, Samara weaving. Samar weaving. I get it. I get it for Amber Frost.

I don't know anything about Emma Frost. My cousin sent me at Texas like, I get it, right? And I was like, yeah, I get it. I get it. She's, I mean, she became more popular as time gone on, but she was not historically popular. She was in that movie. Is it ready or not? Samarra weaving?

Yeah. What are you talking about? I think it's called Ready or Not, where she got, I'm sure Derek was talking about Emma Frost. Yeah, that's on my Amber Frost. Oh, Emma Frost. Okay, I thought about Samara Weaving. apologies. Yeah,

Mofros got popular because of, what you go? Because she's just hot and people found out she was hot. Yeah. And they're like,

oh yeah, I get it. She's really, really hot. Also, who played her in first class? Some random white woman,

man, I couldn't tell you. So, right? I thought it was not a random white woman. I thought it was like someone who was actually. It was Ellen degenerous.

It was a random white woman. It was a random white woman. Crazy. He's actually played by random white woman six, actually. It's insane. Maybe she is Random White Woman

Yeah Samarwin was in Ready or Not One, two The first one's pretty good I didn't see the second one Ready or not Isn't that a game on Steam? It is a game on Steam

It is it is It is It's like that call duty Like that pretty dark Call Duty game right Yeah I've been meaning to try it But you know It's not

There's certain games That's $50 There's there's certain games that just won't go like we just come on I'll try it out when it's like really cheap because I am curious like oh that'd be interesting it's coming out for so long

that it should I'm like why is it it should be under $20 already it's very very good but it's also like it's a very very good contemporary modern military shooter which I'm not that big on anyway so I'm like I'll check it out when it's like cheaper but it's

holding steady pretty pretty pretty well. Right. But yeah, the X-Men cast was revealed. I don't know. I just,

I don't know, man. I don't know. I don't know. I think maybe it feels weird because we've all, it feels weird living through these. It feels like it's too soon for me,

but I don't know if that's true. No, it's very soon. They just, they just kind of did it. And like, I'm not hating on it because I'm sure it'll probably be a good experience.

And like, if they have the potential to make it good. And I think that's the thing. All I want is to be done. well. The problem is I don't exactly have faith that they'll make it well. That's the thing for me. It's like I just don't, I don't know. Like I like, I really like C-B-Sync is a Gene Gray. That's just pretty cool.

So I will see. Who's penis reed? I like the X-Men a lot. Who's penis rene? Penis rain. They haven't revealed them yet. That's going to be the final reveal. I'm sure. I guess they're waiting. Like after do, like after Dooms they happen. They're going to fucking reveal penis rain.

Daniel Radcliffe. way too late way too late that was he's too white this is my problem my problem he can't do it he needs to be

wolverine just needs to be tan he needs to be dirty white you know he needs to be clearly a white man but filthy yeah it's like Australians he's got a stink Hugh Jackman is a filthy Australian I think right

you know he's a six foot five Australia I know it's funny I know like he's like a lumberjack like nine feet tall come here You know who Wolverine should be You know what I think is great casting

Tell me if you think this is insane All right I kind of think I'm cooking Okay Do you know who Glenn Danzig is? Shut up Shut the fuck up

Yeah maybe fucking 30 years ago Well yeah I mean The Dan is probably like 60 or something Chris, that is a perfect Wolverine, though, to be honest. No. You're stupid.

Yeah, he's the lead singer of misfits and then his own thing dancing. No. 30 years ago, that would have been a perfect Wolverine. I think he legitimately wanted to play Wolverine at some point. Oh, no. Youngham still no, but I can see it more. He's got the build. He's like 5-3, dude.

And he has the build. He literally has the exact build of Wolverine. Like literally. It's kind of crazy. Tell your children not to want my way Just put him in the costume, give him the hair He's jacked and he's 5'3 And he's like fucking weird

He's a piece of shit though Fucking dude Why is he jacked in tiny Like he's so tiny It's like he's so tiny He's so like The images of him are so disliked A lie

There's such a lie He's he's so tiny He's like a really he's like He's like big ed good ending You know Like The good ending of big. I'm looking at him right now, and I'm like, he, the way they're taking these pictures are making him look like he's of normal height.

And then you see him next to like an average woman. And it's like, bro, she's towering over you, bro. Why are you so small? So unfortunately, Danzig recently, I thought this was probably some old school shit, but recently selling shirts with the fucking black sun on it. You know, the fucking, the Nazi fucking son. And I was like, I was this. I was like, what the fuck? And I was looking.

And it was a recent show. This was probably within the last two years or something. Well, Derek, obviously he's a member of the superior race. And that is true. He is Uber Midge. He is Uber Minch. He's the superior in every single way. I mean, he's got a great voice.

I think the Nazis would have really appreciated that. He would have wrote out of the hymns for them. Yeah. Do you think, um, I'm not even going to say. He's clearly a racist. That's crazy. It's fucking sucks because I'm like, look at his face.

I love, I love misfits so much. And I'm like, yeah, this guy, of course he. Now, maybe he's doing it just to be a cunt,

because that wouldn't surprise me either, but also that might be worse. It might be worse. Sometimes it's, it's not really worse. I think I don't, I don't, I can't say it for sure.

Sometimes it is. It's like the, the Logan Paul thing where I'm like, are you, did you really find? a dead body and film it or did you fucking plan the whole thing? I think planning it is way worse. Like planning it

deceiving everybody to think that there was a fucking dead body that killed this up then accidentally stumble upon real death. Like there is intent versus ignorance. Sure, but the intent is like stumbling upon it and then posting it.

Right, which is a dumb asshole would do that. It's worse I think than just planning a fake thing. It can't be worse. You you ignorantly posted something that actually happened, like posting death, you're like, you fucking idiot, why would you do that? I don't know, I didn't think about it. Because it's

so clearly, it was obvious TOS. People who are retarded, yes, that happens. Like, let's not pretend like people are retarded. And then there is plotting the whole thing and then being like, oh my God, I can't believe we found a dead body. That's way worse. That's way worse. Like planning a fucking car accident

and then you think all these people died and shit and it was a stunt. I think having a real I think having a real victim and a real family I don't know Like that to me is like a defining difference Filmed all the time That's not really You don't want people to upload it

But the thing happened O Logan Paul day pause it He had nothing to do with it He found it and then put it online Which anybody else would do Any other asshole would have done it with a fucking camera Unfortunately like Charlie Kirk Kirt being blown away

Same deal Now imagine if somebody staged a whole Kirkie thing. They staged the whole thing. Imagine staging it. Boom. The thing is that the intention of their minds. The intention of doing it. The intention of doing is, it was like... Intent versus ignorance. The ignorance of posting the thing versus

plotting the whole thing. It's just like I don't even know how this is compared with like, here's a psychopath versus a dumb asshole. I just don't buy the ignorance necessarily. I think I think... Maybe for I think the ignorance. Paul out of it.

Sure. Logan Paul out of it. But just think of a dumb asshole TikTok brain freak. That's like I'm going to get views, which happens every second of the day, posting something that they know they shouldn't be posting versus I'm going to orchestrate this thing and make people think it's real.

Yeah, I don't know. I guess. I think to me it's just I can't tell I, you know what the issue is? I don't know how to gauge general intelligence anymore. So like I don't know what the level of sophistication people are on average working.

with. Like, I don't know how to gauge, like, how intelligent Logan Paul is versus the image that he's cultivated, because it is a smart thing to portray yourself as dumber than your audience, because you want your audience to feel smart. Like, that is like, that's an old, old tactic that's, like, worked very, very well for most people who have employed. And it's been known for a very long time, you know? So, like, even the England is my city thing. I'm like, I, like, something tells me, like, they knew that. Like, it's just like, oh, that's a great. line. Put it in. But I also don't know if I'm being too charitable because like now, well, because I don't know, like, I don't know anybody in my life that doesn't know that England is not a city.

You know what I mean? So it's hard for me to understand. But also, I've seen videos like recently, I don't know if you've seen this Kingston. There's like videos of a teachers kind of on TikTok talking about like, they're like literally crying in front of the camera being like, dude, like, my seventh graders and eighth graders like they can't read like they cannot fucking read I've seen people about the AI stuff

like teachers blow up about AI AI AI they're not learning anything Lily's cousins but so here's the thing let me just say this so if it is true that by now in 2026 that most 7th and 8th graders just straight up can't read

then I guess 10 years ago when that like suicide forest thing happened. I do think it's possible. I think it's extremely possible. That Logan Paul is that stupid or like these people are that stupid. But I think you go further back in the 90s. If the same thing happened in the 90s

or the 80s, I wouldn't buy it. You know what I mean? Like I would think it would be intentional. I think it's something about it strikes me as like you have to know that England is not a city. And so what I think about that, I just I think maybe because the amount if this is the thing that, so there was a show called

Are You Smarter than a fifth grader? right and that show would not exist if there wasn't even statistics showing how stupid people are on average the problem that I feel like you're having is that you're underestimating how fucking retarded people are that you don't know how many people that don't know Africa's a continent like of course they don't England's a city

there's a lot of people who don't fucking they they don't know they just it's not like they just have this knowledge that's just always there It's just not there. So if you just told them, if you literally said England is my city, nothing processes because they're not even thinking about England as a country. Or they might just auto-correct it to like, oh, he means this. I'm having an adventure. There's that too that if someone just like.

I think a lot of stuff that comes from people being, I think people are a little sillier than we think they are. Silly? Because we grew up. Silly is so funny. Because one, we grew up in like a major, we grew up in major cities with a lot of different things kind of in passing us to we're like nerds for the most part so even though we're not like academics we kind of interact with things that are like you know are going to stimulate our little nerdy

brains more than like the average person because like the thing is you you go to the deep south and you'll be mind blown by some of the people in these like small-ass towns that are just genuinely like really not up the stuff i'm trying to be suspect with other one that's always been true yeah you know and like that's a lot of the country we have lived the only in the two most metropolitan places in America. So our interactions have only been relatively around people that are a little probably at snuff or a little bit above snuff, you know? I understand that all I'm saying is like I think the problem has gotten worse where people

are. Absolutely. I'm not saying that everybody used to be smart. I'm saying that more people now are stupider than used to be. Sure. Yeah. I agree. Which to be feels like somehow, it feels impossible because I'm like, dude, you have the,

You have so much information. But I guess, yeah, I know what you're saying. It's just not a stretch for me at all. I mean, even for us, we have the internet. And we are wrong all the time regularly, you know, as people. Like, it's just the idea of the fact that like it's being smart. I think of genuinely being smart got bullied out of a lot of people. That's probably true.

Not to pursue being more intelligent. I remember in class. Well, it's not just that, though. I would answer questions and get made fun of for answering questions. That's crazy. I lived through that era where you'd like, you'd answer something in class. You'd be like, oh, it's this. I'd be like, oh, you're lame.

That's true. I never had that unfortunately. I said, unfortunately, I mean, fortunately. Fortunately, I never experienced. The thing, though, that is real. Israel? It's probably them too. They probably got something to do it as well.

Is that there is, and this is just true. I understand this is going to sound like, this is going to sound I guess like vaguely conspiratorial or like vaguely like you could make it you could make a case that this is like sort of like a vaguely right wing kind of thing

to say but I do think there is a I do think there is a fear in holding kids back that we have now that we didn't use to have yeah of course I think people are given a lot more leeway where it's just like they just okay yeah you can go to you can go to eighth grade

whatever because they don't want to deal with people or they don't want to deal with angry parents and like that kind of thing. We lived through it where people are getting pushed head that shouldn't have been pushed ahead. I think it's only gotten worse as time has gone on. But I definitely knew people that weren't ready to pass grades that were pretty to past grades.

Sure. I know people, I know, I know a few kids that are in school right now that are younger. I would honestly argue that it's probably, and I'm this might sound crazy, but I would say probably like 80%. I'm not even joking. I think 80's a stretch, but I think I would I would say absolutely at least 50. You say

80's a stretch, but I'm like, when you just, now, I don't think it's, I think you just look at, just historically, man, when you just look at, this is a thing, this is why I like data. When you look at voting statistics, okay, and you look at like, I'm like, you're not like, how many people, first of all, don't vote that are able to. That's the thing. You have to see who is actually able to, you can vote. The numbers are fucking laughable. And then how they're voting, what they're voting about, and like, all these people are just retar, they're just stupid. And they all have degrees. A lot of these people have fucking degrees. Right. It doesn't take that much. I remember when I was in Geometry Honors. What's an honors class?

So it should be difficult, right? No. I was like, well, is this harder than regular geometry? I didn't really feel the difference. You had more homework probably. I didn't really feel the difference. Everything, I dumbed myself down. Because I was in private school at first, private elementary school.

We were learning some crazy shit. When I got into middle school, I remember the first. essay I did, I got a perfect score. And I was out of three people. Only there was me, super Asian, super white chick that you're all validatorian. They came. And then me. And I was like, are you serious? So then I was like, oh, I don't have to do anything. This is awesome. So I did nothing. And I was a complete underachiever because I don't give a, I don't even know why I wanted an academic diploma in high school where after a while I snapped out of it. I'm like, I don't care about any of this. So I stopped taking honors classes. I was thinking about going to calculus.

a trading calculus. I didn't do that because I'm like, why? I'm not going to do anything with it. Point being, when I would hear people struggle so mightily about this stuff, and I'm like, guys, it's not that hard. And then what I noticed, what people usually do, get together, they would compare and contrast answers, do just enough on their test, seize a passing, and now they can join the workforce. As soon as all they join the workforce, they don't retain anything that they learned before in social studies and world history and anything. It's fundamental stuff, man.

I think all that stuff is like very fundamental. I think most people aren't really dumb. I think the problem is that our school system is really bad and it doesn't teach people. I think that is natural. They're not innately dumb. Sorry, I think that's what it is. They're not innately stupid.

Of course. That's what I'm saying. Unless you have something wrong with your brain that is incapable of learning. So what happened is because I was a part of that. I'm growing up dyslexic. I had like way bad problems reading when I was younger way way way bad problems and my grandma understood that was like

I remember when I bet you you couldn't you couldn't even speak oh yeah cool so stupid that he just could but my grandmother understood like hey if you have problems reading you have to read out loud so she would make me read out loud all the time and then as I got older I stopped reading aloud because I'm not in school anymore I'm not being forced to do this that's why your teams are so fucked up and then I then I then I started now I yeah I got to be real case and you're like the worst person to be talking about this guy no no I know I I know exactly No, I think I'm the best person to talk about it because I have a, what's called a disorder, you know, so I'm giving a good reference. So when you, when you, before you post, why don't you, and I don't mean proof reading your head, literally read out loud because that is the difference.

I've started doing that. And that's why my tweets, I want to tweet less now because I read through my tweet sometimes. I'm like, oh, that's crazy. I was going to post this. I only catch it when I read it out loud. I, I, if I don't care, I don't read out loud, like if it's early in the morning, whatever, you know, but. If I'm actually trying to make sure, I have to read out like, because your brain sometimes just moves things over, right? Just because it's like, ah, it's fine.

But then when you're seeing it out loud, you don't help either. It's a lot of stuff that is like it doesn't let people, it doesn't let people be smart. Because the thing is another thing for like the way schooling works, it's about memorization more than it's about truly learning stuff. That's why I did pretty good in schools. I was fucking able to memorize. Memorize things for, for the test essentially. And then once the test is over, you can, you can. yeah, I can let it go.

Just like I don't, you know, most of the things that I learned, especially when it comes to the higher algebra type shit, I don't remember most formulas because why would I remember them? I have a textbook. I have a textbook of advanced math class where it goes from all the way from beginning algebra, all the way to calc two. And I kept that book because of how fucking useful it was. But during the summer class, I had to retake because my math credits went out.

So I had to retake that shit. And it was fucking hard. but I had to learn how to do it again. And then the process to learn how to do it. It's like, oh, should I remember how to do this stuff? But people, it's just we don't help people learn the right way. Yeah, it's just piss them along. You look better on your, freaking, your, um, your, your reviews.

So you get more money and stuff like that. It's not about like helping people learn stuff. But the thing to me, though, it's not even, it's not even necessarily like, look, okay, science is whatever. Like, like, math, math is important. But even like, like, like, deeper maths, like, trig, like, you're not really like. No one's really engaging with that kind of thing. I think you use it.

I think you just don't think you just don't think about it. No, you don't. Maybe not true. No, you don't. But you use algebra like regularly. Algebra is basic math. But it's not, it's not. People are not good at it though right now though.

That's what I'm saying is like what's crazy to me is the illiteracy thing. Yeah. Because I don't even know how you operate because like literally everything is words. But the internet is words, apps is words. Everything is words. So like at the very least It's not being not being able to read It's not being able to decipher what you read

There's a difference That is what I'm saying Because most people can live their lives without really Like most things just kind of say This is this That is that that is that When it comes to concept that you have to figure out Oh does this work better for me

Or is this something that's being proven Or stuff like that That is what people fuck up with Because someone just kind of tells them What they need to do Or what you need to have or believe You know So that's it's different

like I know what you're saying what you're saying is right but it's like you don't need you have your parents to tell you what to think for the most part so you don't grow up thinking that when I read this thing that contradicts what my parents say I have to look into it further

it's like I understand you can get to that point you know I yeah it's alien to me because think of how many people are Christian right most people are Christian most people are Christian most people grow up Christian they stay Christian right I was younger and I read through the Bible I said this doesn't make sense based on what I'm seeing but most of them would have reading

branching can kind of be like, oh, my parents are telling me that this is proof of this. You know, they don't, they don't, people don't dig into deeper understanding of things. They don't really need to, they don't need. It's very reasonable. Right there, though, and when you talk about they don't dig into deeper, the biggest thing is the lack of incuriousness. They don't know how. The incurious. They're completely incurious.

I just went on a rant about an AI true crime channel I found yesterday. Oh, man. And I put it on my story because. It's so obviously fake And every thumbnail Has the word rip in it It's crazy What?

And it's It is so It is so insane How fake the stories are They'll even take like a real story Oh here's the chick Arita Gonzalez And it says she got

Um Um Her son Uh helped three other classmates like rape her or something It was like crazy And then had nothing to do with that at all There was no sexual assault

There was no any of that in there. It was just a kid stabbing his mom. But then it's in every title. Something like it's, and then using the same people, the same suspects of the thumbnail. It's so obviously fake. And the comments are like,

oh man, this is crazy. Like they have no idea. And I'm like, there's nothing. Just the thumbnail alone was like, this has to be bullshit. I looked it up and it was immediately bullshit.

And then I investigated the channel. I was like, this is crazy. So, The incuriousness of the people watching the shit. They follow true crime people. And I'm like, brother, this story sounds so crazy. Don't you think your other true crime people would have talked about it?

All of the other channels would have talked about all insane this is. And then you've only barely heard this story, even though it's three years old. Like, how fucking incurious is your mind? And that's the thing. A man wore a suit of dogs and killed 40 children in a play place. and you're just like I've never heard of this before it's like yeah it's in Central Park man the play place in Central Park yeah

and literally only this channel has the scoop yeah this AI generate welcome to it's the fucking AI boy it's it's I can't remember what it was called like we purposely made people have these it's it's a byproduct man it's the probably of how things were

and we let them get so bad and now we're kind of you're a byproduct because you're half gay. Buy product. Hey-oh. Stunner. All right, let's, should we move on to some, yeah, what else we got into?

We didn't get to Tim Pool. Tom Pohl. Oh my God. Yeah, Tim Poole went on Jubilee and he sucked. He sucked. You see that they changed the, they changed the title finally because people were complaining. Oh, yeah, because it was, it was one

moderate versus 20 liberals or something. Something like that. And then people, everyone was like, like at this point, maybe in maybe in 2017 i would call them a moderate actually in 2017 i would call them a moderate and then i would say past that i think no i think i think i think 2018 was a shift for so many of those freaks um was it uh jimmy door um all of those types they they uh dave reuben like 2018 was the shift where when you could have said they were moderate or center left or

something and then they just were like nope money's on that side money's on the Right. And so they changed it. I forgot what it's, uh, Jojo sent it to me. I think it just says his name. He's literally a Russian asset, bro. Like he's, he's literally attempting to incite civil war. He's literally attempting to cite civil war. So like, did people bring up the Russia money? Because I didn't watch no. No. I didn't watch. I didn't watch. In some reason, no one, someone brought up, someone brought up that he's a Russian asset. Also someone did. The fact that like, Tim, you are literally, you literally are funded by Russia. And he was. would have been like, I don't know about that.

And I would, dude, I just want to, I just want to crazy. He would have denied it like he always did. Oh, my God. He would deny. Dave Ruben was like, I don't know what you mean. Wait, my husband's calling. Yeah, this piece of trash. We saw that he got all flustered.

But, okay, I know a lot of people are shitting on Tim Poole for walking out. But at the same time, the guy that he was talking to at the time wouldn't shut the fuck up. so it would have been better for Tim if you I don't like I don't like if Tim would have just went like are you done like if Tim because Tim kept saying let me ask you a question he kept saying let me ask you a question and the guy wouldn't shut the fuck up he just kept going but he was flaming Tim

flaming him the entire time and he's like you want me to leave you want me to leave I'll just and he just walks up and everyone's like yeah cheering and you know like it was kind of a shitty gotcha moment it was it was not as it was not as satisfactory as it could have been because that guy wouldn't let Tim talk. So at a certain point, I'm like,

Tim, his options are sit there and say nothing because you're not clearly here to debate or walk off because he's getting flustered. So it was kind of like cheap. It was what you call it a cheap poppin wrestling. You go to Detroit and you're like, what's up Detroit?

And everyone cheers. Like they don't like you. You just said Detroit, you know? Like it's kind of cheap. It didn't feel like really accomplished. So that moment wasn't as good as I didn't like it to be Because like I want I want Tim to walk off

From like actually being trapped or something Right You said something that he just cannot I agree That'd be better but that doesn't work against them It just wasn't even I completely agree They're not there to argue in good faith It felt flat

It felt flat Yeah It didn't hit the way it should have There was because there's a bunch of right wings that clearly Because let's put it this way When when Tim Poole and Sam Ceded a debated. All of the right wing freaks that followed him were like Tim got bodied. Just all in the comment section, you couldn't find Tim Pool fans even defending him.

On this, that clip right there, there was a bunch of fucking right wing freaks defending him because that guy would just kept going, bha-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. He just kept going. I personally, I saw the debate and I think that guy was genuinely right about everything he said. Of course he was. And him making fun of him and putting on a beanie. Like, that was kind of an ether. Like, that is kind of an ether moment.

like he either did it I think personally and I understand why like in debate which is a dead and violently raped art form it's not good that he that that he that he's not good that he overwhelmed him but the problem is that in debates with those kinds of people you are never going to get an earnest interaction with them I agree because they get on there to say shit that is extremely gross and disingenuous to incite their fan base. So in Jubilee, like I think in Jubilee, during one of those debates,

if someone's talking, giving points, you just start pissing on the table. Like, I think that's kind of fine, you know, that's like this is already a place that is void of any real substance.

So might as well start jacketed and knocking your fucking mic up. I think the whole time, because it's like, I don't agree. I do agree. What am I saying? I agree that I think towards the end of it,

you just, yeah, do something. something crazy like that, blow up the whole place. But I can't. Listen, hold on. Was this, Jordan Peterson, Dave Rubin, some of the more recent ones, they completely hang themselves.

That was kind of the thing. Like, they talked them, they, they talked a lot. And a lot of people couldn't even on the right, defend it because it just sounded like gobbledy gook. And that's what, I'm like, just let Tim talk. Let him. So say your shit, spit your venom. let him respond with diarrhea because you know he's not going to say anything smart.

Yeah. Just, dude, there was no, there was no need for that. Even though I'm sure there's a lot of people that just absolutely hate Timpull so much that they still love seeing it. So I understand. I want,

I want them to talk themselves into a, but they, but they did looking stupid. Like I don't. But that's what you're right. Makes them look fucking really stupid. Like you're in a perfect world, they would talk themselves in the circles,

maybe those look stupid. Who would be like, oh, that's dumb, but that's not what happens. Well, thinks and ultimately none of it matters anyway. Like I didn't sit and I didn't watch.

Did you watch all the thing? How far did he do? Did he come back after that? No. He went he was just like oh we're America's going toward the civil war and it's like he Oh because that was the biggest point right of that that guy was talking about. And he was like the fact that you he's like you actively want to incite one but I don't think we're treading towards a civil war more we've been in very very very very like divisive more moments and we've kind of made our way out of it. And it's like yeah but look at the average American. It's like, dude, you're just, you are, you are literally, you're literally a fucking traitor.

What do you mean? Like, just, why, why are you here? It's crazy to me that there's even an entertaining, like, that's the weird thing about it to me. It's just like, why are you here, dude? What do you? It's not, he's not even like a Russian asset in the way that, in, in like the meme way. Like, where like it's, it was like, oh, Russia gate, whatever. Like, oh, it's a hoax or whatever.

no like literally like objectively like people people will say you were funded by russian money and you wouldn't have no legal recourse to say that that's defamation or anything you know what i mean like it's like it would literally just be it's just objectively true and so like i don't understand why why even invite somebody like that why talk to these people they shouldn't be there but it's like having a conversation and people being like you're you're literally russia have funded you and it's like I didn't do it intentionally I was talking about this but it's like they think the shit you're saying is so

degenerative to the American country that they're willing to fund you that says it all that is all what did Tim Poole say when he pounded the desk about Ukraine did he say like I can't remember word for word what he said like there are biggest enemy like something like that like they're the number one enemy

it was so I'm paraphrasing but he like pounds the desk and he was like Ukraine is our enemy or whatever. Yeah, I wonder why Russia's funding this fucking guy. And just for everybody else, even if you didn't, it hasn't been proven yet. Yeah, I wasn't talking about it. Even though it hasn't been proven yet, just wait for it. The people who have the similar talking points who are also, you know, they were sucking off Russia or they're, they're shitty on Ukraine. Same thing goes for Israel.

There are certain people. Like, we always talk about the dude stroke. but it's more than a stroke it's more than the fucking stroke that like a lot of really oh he's he turned after after he had his uh an year whatever the fuck happened to him it's more than that

same thing would say like a destiny it's more than that it just hasn't the DOJ hasn't found the funnels of money and the same thing you would have said that prior right with all those Dave Rubin Matt Christensen fucking I can't remember some of the other idiot names but uh yeah yeah the

the chick. Who was the blonde chick again that used to be around? Oh my God, I forgot her name. She's that Canadian chick that, Lauren Southern. Lawrence Southern, thank you. Lauren Southern who fucking was involved with Destiny? She wanted to marry. Yeah, I don't know. Like some weird love triangle with that.

I can't fucking believe. Of all people, that guy. Of all people, this trad chick gets with fucking destiny. That's hilarious. It is very funny. But yeah, Desi, I'm telling you, man, it's going to come out eventually. Eventually, all that shit's going to come out. Yeah, of course.

These are, but unfortunately, the only thing they'll just say that it won't matter because all of those people still have platforms. Yeah, that doesn't matter. That's the thing. It should be incarcerated. No, it's okay. I was. You spoke the same time I was, you actual rat. But continue.

Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen. We should be everybody, everybody, be nice about Sweeney interrupting everybody. He's really new to podcasting. He's only been doing this for six years. We both spoke at the same time. It wasn't, it takes time, you know. Literally a traffic. Continue, Chris.

Sorry, my point. Derek, edit this so I speak first. Continue, Chris. Continue. I was just going to move on to questions because we're running along. Oh, yeah, we are running kind of long. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, I hope Tim Poole's compound sinks, but, uh, yeah, on land.

I hope it's just fall. Yeah, yeah. I hope he's, hope he's using a bathroom when it happens to, so we can't get up quick. Yeah, hope like real chuds, like the underground fucking chuds actually just sink his compound, and then they devour him or whatever they do down there. I don't even know about that yesterday. I found out about that yesterday. I noticed, like this weekend what a chud really was, like the, the thing from the movie.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, what was it, like cannibalistic? Yeah, underground. Underground. I didn't know about that either. Like, fucking my friend Marin told me about that. I was like, oh, I didn't. Mark Merrin told me about that.

Mark Merritt, yeah. Oh, yeah, he's like, hey, my friend, Mark Merritt. Chris, did you know? I can't do it, I can't do it either. It seems like it would be easy to do. I just realized that. I was like, I was like trying to do it. And I'm like, I don't know what to do.

Oh, my God. I just saw this on Twitter. Oh, my Lord. Cool. Enjoy it. fuck someone just sent it to him guys look at this no I'm not going to look at something on Twitter oh god no please look at it it's actually ridiculous

here we go I didn't know he's new to this guys please put it in it put it in the uh I mean it looks like a fun game I didn't know he flew like that wait is that this is really from Madagascar the PlayStation's a dude like another five

is this a real game that's cool that's crazy that's actually kind of cool so Kingston shared a video of from the Twitter account memory card files it's a it's a video of like gameplay of Madagascar for the PS2 2005

of the giraffe character doing like helicopter rotations to glide across but why is he in the Final Fantasy 7 universe I don't understand No that's New York That's New York I don't know it looks

This giraffe is scoffed man Dude, this is fucking hilarious And he's flying over a vent to spit up fire I don't know anything about Madagascar I think I saw the movie once And I don't recall it I like the first one a lot I've heard good things

That's crazy That's crazy That's this game looks fun I think I can cap this somehow Yeah, it'll definitely be worth it All right Go ahead Chris All right. Let's read some of these questions from our patrons over at patreon.com slash the fucking snark tank.

Let's see. Where you can ask your questions on the show. You can early access ad free, exclusive content. Dean Withers and Nick Fuentes should fuck Rodin. Says, hey, homo, twink, and bear. I agree. How happy are you that Ben Shapiro is now getting hated on by the right? For example, he, well, he's always been.

they've never liked to be Jewish from certain sections yeah for context yeah for context he has been preaching his regular bullshit but now now his past bullshit goes against his current the current far right

think tanks meaning he is now in this fucked middle space where he's a Reaganist who loves Israel but also hates the Jews our controlling America concept that far right is going all in on yeah I don't know I mean good

you know I'm happy about it He deserves the worst. Eventually, that's what you get for... Isn't the Daily Wire also collapsing, too? Yeah. Which was inevitable. Like, that's not sustainable. Like, right-leaning art is not sustainable.

It's fucking stupid. It's just like, just put out art for the sake of it to entertain people. And when you're putting out it to program people and indoctrinate them, they're going to be like, this sucks. It's not entertaining. So I'm not going to continue to watch it. What's crazy is that they were like, these people saw like, I don't know, really heavy-handed political content that was really annoying to them because it was like from a left-leaning perspective. And then they were like, man, that's really annoying. Let's do that.

Yeah. It's like crazy. It's just like, no, just make your fucking make art and make your stuff. And then whatever it ends up being, it ends up being. but like the going into it with like the plan of just like oh we're going to make this indoctrination factory that's exactly what people didn't like about the shit that you're making this in response to like why do you think like why did you think that this would work so i mean i guess it does work for some people and realistically speaking if you were like a normal

person you would actually be fine because you would you would make all your money for like two years then you'd retire because you'd have more than you would really need to that's true need. Yeah. But like these people are so hungry and so greedy that they just get, no, I need, I need tens of millions off of my no work. Yeah, and rich parents already. It's like, bitch.

Yeah. Let's invest more money than I have and try to get more of it. It's just like, all right, you're going to fucking kill yourself, but like, good job. Yeah. Yeah. Fucking moron. What a fucking moron. Yeah.

Piggybacking awful fucking white supremac is a good idea, you fucking, fucking, idiot as a Jewish person that's crazy that's crazy he thought what you think was going to happen that's what happens all the time the person the person that is that's like it's it's a it's a house slave it's like the oh but I'm but I'm next to the I'm the devil's best friend and it's like yeah but you're still yeah still a target there's some guy out right now

doing that shit some sheriff some I can't remember his name officer officer officer officer coon yeah I think that's yeah his name is officer officer officer officer officer officer Yep. Yep. That's his name. You search him. He'll come up. You actually probably will. He'll be like,

he'll come up here. He'll be like, you know what I really think is a stunning young chap? Chris Reagan. He's a 38 video, 30 hour video about you. Crazy. That'd be so crazy to do after I've been so AWOL. Like, it's so insane. A 38 hour long video about anybody.

The last video I posted was about fucking Luigi. Oh, shit. That'd be insane. Oh, you know he pled guilty, right? Oh, yeah. That's something that we forgot to talk. talking about. Yeah, he played guilty.

That would think that was state, right? Not federal. I don't remember. I don't know which one it was. I know that he said a guilty plane. It's like, they definitely were like, hey,

we're going to off your parents. If you don't, if you don't bleed guilty. I don't know why he would lie like that. Right. I was like, wow, I can't believe he's being framed.

It's crazy. They were like, if you don't plead guilty, we're going to, we're going to put a sod off in your mom's about a car. It's going to turn a car and it's going to, it's going to leak her shit.

That's a crazy trap to, You put a sawed-off shotgun in the steering wheel of the car and when you ignite it just goes off. That's way cooler than a... It breaks all the windows and shit and blows you. That's way cooler than a car bomb.

Like, just... You start to get you engaging. Did you turn the car over that? A sawed off shotgun. That's crazy. No, I like it. I like what's happening over there. In Shapiro Land. Yeah.

It's quite nice. Yeah. why everybody hates me. It's all going to happen eventually for all those fools, man. I mean, like again, at least the people on the progressive, the progressive ideologues, at least they, some of them meant well, not all of them. Some of them were just weird, but over here,

it was all conniving from the very beginning. Yeah. It was all fucking just scheming and bullshit. Okay, here's, here's an interesting thing. invisible draw invisible by duran duran rodin says hey chris future soldier maldonato sween for the culture kingston and derrick two mom pilot i took your advice and moved from the midwest to a major metropolitan area with no plan i don't think we said that it's not a good idea but it doesn't sound like something we would say specifically would again but yeah oh seattle um okay it's going well but i want to i want advice on how to feel more comfortable hanging out and moving around the city slash public transit. I'm a country bumpkin who knows no better.

I mean, Seattle, I don't have a lot of experience in Seattle. I've got to be real. I've been to Seattle maybe three times, four, maybe, for packs and like various other things. I don't know if I could give you any advice on Seattle public transit. Well, locals. It's all more and less the same. Oh, what, Dave Rubin's app, locals?

What? What? I think he said locals. Yeah, you know about his app. Suggestion. No, what is that? Dave Ruben has it. So Dave Rubin,

this is real, by the way. Is this real? Dave Rubin, this is real, for sure. He has an app called locals and it's supposed to be like, you know,

like a true social type thing, but I'm like, why would you call it locals? That sounds like a fuck app. It sounds like, You're like a app for grinding fucking dicks on your face. I did not know that. Yeah.

So let's see if it's still a thing because I remember like, no launching locals brought to you in my- Now launching locals. A kid, oh, hold on. I got to empty the cup out of my asshole. I got to go to the bathroom real quick. God, he just can't hit.

He just can't hit. He just can't. Like, it's physically impossible for him that does not suck. Like, do you, just suck, David. It's a universal law. Like, you know, there's fucking gravity and then there's Dave Rubin's sucking

and sucking dick. Like, I did, I just, I want him to play dodge ball on the street. Like, I really can't stand this dude. He just, oh my God, man. I want to, I want to be inclusive. I want to respect the man, but also, you suck and you're gay.

So what the hell is this? So locals own your creative independence. Pay the creator, not the platform. Find creators. So breaking points. Ew. Tulsi.

I'm looking at like some of the people that they're showing in the background. Scott Adams. It's just the worst people. This is the worst people. Ruben Report, of course. That fucking weirdo, racist guy. I don't remember his name. Let's see.

Malice. It just says malice. Mark Dice. Ew. A Dan Bonjino show. Oh, my God. Predator Poachers, Russell Brand. It keeps getting worse.

Louder with Crowder. It's in everything that they're showing in the background, it just keeps getting worse. Just as. Just as. Just the worst people imaginable. So, yeah, so that's what's going on. I don't know how success.

I'm sure it was completely a failure, but I know Dave Rubin was involved in it. And did Chris read the, question at all. Oh no. Oh, no. He did. It was about the guy. So you move to Seattle. Cool. Me in a big city. Probably a little intimidating. If you're working, man, to me, that's the thing. Like, if you, if you're working, if you hang out to coworkers, that's just how it starts. Hang out your coworkers. If you're a nerd, local card stores, meet friends there, go comic bucks, get involved with some nerd shit.

or like, go to, like, trivia nights, like stuff like that, where it's just like, just, it's hard to, like, extra, like, put yourself out there, but it, it is literally how you make friends. You have to put yourself in predicament where you can meet people.

Yeah, I think it's like, damn near impossible to not make friends at school or work. It's, you have to really be anti-social or something, because eventually it's just, It's just going to happen. So works particularly because somebody's going to fucking train you and you're going to be cool with them probably first.

And if they're not a piece of shit, they're probably going to introduce you to other people. It's typically, you know, I've worked way too many jobs. I was just talking to a guy at a hot topic about that. I was at the fucking mall. And they were talking about like,

he was there for five years. And I was like, Jesus Christ, because my first job was hot topic at the one at the brand mall that was just that. And it just kind of hit me. I was like, Jesus Christ. I was fucking forever.

It was like 22 years ago or something. and that guy I've been here for five years and I was like damn I didn't even know people would last there for that long because it feels like such a turnaround job but maybe it's gotten better and we were just talking about that kind of stuff and then

how old is the guy I think how topics is very much of a phase that's what it feels like but I was like maybe they've maybe they've up the maybe they get paid well now and I doubt it's the fucking mall I mean a job's a job a job is a job that us The job is a job.

And I guess depending on, so he's probably at least getting $17.18. If he has roommates, that's sustainable if you have roommates in California. So anyway, hopefully you'll make some friends of your fucking job. Yeah, best of luck, bud. Yeah, good luck, man. Keep us posted. Oh, yeah. Let us know if you.

Or don't. Or don't. Or just, yeah, just ruin that potential. Just ruin that potential. Up to you. A continued answer question asker. It's up to you. I don't want him to feel

compulsory like, oh, now I got to check in with these podcasts guys. Do what you got to do. Right. The girl who loves deer rodin, he says,

hey, lizard, lesbian, insecurity insect and Digimon Dimwit. Lizard lesbian, that's a violent lizard. That's pretty cool. Do you think Kurt Connors

is a lesbian lizard? I like that. I like that idea. that he turns into a lesbian lizard or what? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, like, Kirk Connors is a straight man.

Yes. But the lizard is a lesbian. I love that. I love that concert. It would make sense. It would explain all of the inconsistencies with that character, which is like why does Kurt Connors all of a sudden become violent? Yeah.

You have that obvious kind of. Not him becoming a lizard person. No. Yeah. Yeah. that he's a lesbian. He's a lesb. I really don't like this joke anymore.

I don't know what you're talking about. There's no joke here. It's not a joke. Lesbair. That's his thief. It's Spider-Man's the but he subsumed it. It's like this is the lesbian lizard thief.

Lesbians. Lesbians. Lesbian, lesbian. He's not radioactive, is he? What is he? He's not radioactive. I don't know. He's like, he's like just a genetic freak.

Genetic freak, lesbian. That's so much worse than I thought. He's literally a human. He's a human reptile, muant. Yeah. He's a hybrid. All right. Just from like a human lesbian.

Lesbian. The lizard's so scary. He scared me so bad when I was young. He did? He scared the hell out of me, dude. I think the closest thing was the man spider. The way he'd be beating the shit out of Spider-Man, he would beat the dogs out of him.

He was always silly to me because he always wear the... I mean, silly in like a cool way. Like, I like the lab coat. I was actually annoyed. I was actually annoyed, like, in the movie, like when they did it in the Amazing Spider-Man, they got rid of the lab coat. I didn't like he didn't have a snout.

I hated that. He looked like one of those reptiles from fucking Mario. He did. He looked like a gumba. I was like, I didn't have a snout. I like that he had a what to call. Like, that's, I don't know, man. Yeah, I didn't know what that. What, what, what would they go in for? Like, what was, what was, what was that? They were trying to be more realistic about it in the sense of like, okay, he's a lizard hybrid. So he would still like, Oh, give him more of a human face. Give him more of a human face. But it's just like, that's lame. Yeah. Like, I don't, I don't want to see that. Like, that whole movie was plagued by that.

That was like in the era of like the Dark Night was was grounded and realistic. So like let's do grounded and realistic. Especially because the Ramey films were not grounded or realistic. They were like surreal. So they were like, okay, let's do the opposite. And it's just like nobody wants to see that. Like I don't want to see a grounded realistic Spider-Man. That's not.

Yeah, dude. Yeah, dude. Make this guy that can fucking that spins webs and can fucking lift cars and has a sense of precognition. I can climb walls, make him realistic. Drives me up the wall. I wanted to see. Some aspects of it were cool, though, because, like, he did, like, there was that scene, there is that one scene in the sewers where he's got the webs. I think, yeah.

And he's like, and he's like, and he's like, so he's tracking the lizard and he has, like, these webs, like, kind of strewn throughout the sewers. And he's like, and he's like, trying to feel the vibrations of them. Oh. And I was like, oh, that's cool. Like, it's a dope idea. Oh, he's a spider. He's actually a spider. I think there's little things like that that are almost cool.

But then it's just like the, still. I remember liking some stuff within it. I, I, I, I, like, he's a spider. I thought he was a good, I thought he was a good, like he was cunty like Spider-Man. I like that. Yeah. I like, I remember there being a scene where a guy was robbing a car or still trying to steal a car or something. And he's picking on him.

He was just being a complete dickhead. And I was like, I like that. That reminded me of Spider-Man versus Peter Parker, where he's just like, I'm just going to be a complete cunt to this guy. But I don't remember much of those movies. Yeah, they're not, they're not very good. I need to watch him again, though. I need to watch him again. I'm sure I'd appreciate more.

of it. Spider-Man films are a portrait. There's there's pieces of good stuff and everything and it fills out the the entire cinema experience that has been Spider-Man all the time. The Amazing Spider-Man-Man-Dum shit. Sorry. The Amazing Spider-Man was missing, uh, Chad Kroger and Josie Scott. That's what it was really missing though. That's what it was missing. Like if it had those people. Kingston, stop interrupting him. Anyway, this guy writes it, the girl who loves dearoted. Simple question. Would you rather fight through Raccood City during the initial outbreak or go through Silent Hill? Also, Chris, I apologize for calling you the baby from a razor head. You're a very cute little gay Hispanic man. Well, it wasn't really a nice thing to say either, but thanks.

No, that's better to be called that baby from race head, bro. That shit's rough. It's rough, man. I forgot what he looked like already. Look it up, Chris. Have a good day being called. I mean, I remember being offended. It's not nice.

like it up again. So, Silent Hill, I'm not the biggest silent hill guy, so tell me like, it would it be hard? If you were just in a car

in Silent Hill, could you just leave or like, how does this work? You can't just leave. I, I think, I think Resident Evil would be easier just because like there is,

it's not like psychologically, like, you're not transporting into different, like, dimensions or like worlds or like subconscious states like you're just like in a place that you could theoretically get away from and zombies are still zombies like they're slow and i mean i guess there's i guess you would have to worry about running into the fucking crazy shit idea of running into mr x as a standard human being is so unfortunate i feel like well but they wouldn't be after

in this direction be after you so like it you wouldn't really have kill you though i think he would still kill you no like i'd rather i personally rather silent Hill entirely because I don't think I'm anywhere near psychologically fucked to have like the worst. I would still die, I'm pretty sure. But like, I'm like the worst experiences, I wouldn't have the worst ones. So there might be a chance that I might luck my way out of it and be like, I understand the problems that I have and the things I've done in wrong people. I can move forward. But like Reson Evil, if you're in a, Raccoon City is effectively New York.

You're cooked. You're just cooked. If you're in a building when it happens and you go on to. the street you're gonna die but there's no way like I don't know I just think like you can plan Chris Chris better in a resident name one person that's not a spec op or a child

found by spec ops that survives Brackwood City that's not a matter of them being spec ops it's a matter of like your average person I can tell you here's one thing I can tell you I'm smarter than your average Resident Evil civilian how about that yes you are Chris but you know what then I'll be fine but you know what you are not you are not you are going to be a person

in an apartment building and this happens, right? Or a person in the show this happens, right? And you're going to be surrounded by a bunch of dumb people that are going to make your day harder even leaving. You're going to be,

I see something going wrong. I should probably start moving away. Then there's going to be a traffic block because you're in a fucking city full of people. Then there's going to be one person that's a bit that's like, oh man, I should walk into this crowd of people. It's going to be another fucking cop being like, hey, don't move.

And he's going to shoot somebody for no reason. It's going to be a cascading effect. I just think I could make it. Like, Silent Hill to me is like, I don't. don't even understand the base rules of that universe. Right. Because like Silent Hill was more like

conceptually what's going on, but I think Resident Evil is just like unfortunately you're in a worse on paper situation, you know? Let me say this. Let me say this. I would rather die in Resident Evil than in Silent Hill. That to me is like I don't, because I don't know what like if you die in Silent Hill, I don't even know like.

I don't know if you stay dead. Right. Like I there's a whole thing about I'm thinking Resident Evil. There's also the the devil you know where I don't know shit about Silent Hill

Right. We're less informed about I know much more about I would take my chances on just Especially with all the media Okay we understand what a zombie outbreak is I will take my chances Trying to evade the danger

And just leaving Instead of just surviving Like some people probably are doing Or I think most people Fuck themselves by staying put and they're like let's just wait for it to be over like it's a fucking earthquake or something or it's like no leave as soon as you see something's wrong leave the thing is this i just think there are things from resident evil that there's just no way a regular person surviving

though like there's just there's no way in hell you're surviving a clicker or liquor there's no way you're surviving a dog the odds you're gonna run into those things though are so fucking seldom because most of those things are like oh connected to this dumb fucking priest thing Yeah, the one facility. This fucking precinct that turned into a fucking clown fucking show of a, just, what was it the chief? That's just a

fucking retard and this loves traps and trinkets and stuff and raping people. Madness. Madness. He is so, he is so worse than like anyone in the, in the entire. He's worse than Westere.

He's worse than all of them. You suck the most. Like, Chief Irons. Like he's these literally, like, Like his evil, it's so underplayed. Like, if you don't read into it, it's so underplayed how fucking it appears. It's, it's evil, but it's evil in the way that like a jester's kind of cycle. It's like, I'm going to hide this key here. And if someone needs it, it's going to have to go this way.

It's going to be locked. It's going to be locked. You're never going to know how to get there. Oh, my gosh. Speaking of like, Jester, like, Joker would be like, Chief Iron's like, yo, dude, chill. You're like, yo, dude. Why do you expect somebody to go through this, bro? This is it cool.

He's, he's, he's, he's, he snapped. back he's back he's jacked for a moment he locks and he's like yo this is too much man like no one should have to go through all this just let the door be open yeah yeah there be a lock let the open a lock and he leaves dude Marvin Marvin Marvin's gonna die here if you don't make this better

you're gonna kill Marvin Marvin's a bitch ass nigga I poor Marvin I blew his head off when I got the chance I shot him in the ass I shot his ass because like he like kind of there's there's he has different interactions that's actually kind of interesting

you play it he once was like getting off the chair like he slumped over he was getting up and that shot his ass and then he just slumped over and dead other time he was already up wandering around he just kind of depends it's really cool there's so many different things that you can

do in that game and experience things at different times um like say I killed him way before and then another time say I waited a long time and then I was hanging out with him and Mr. X you know like there's it just

really depends. You can't blow Marvin's head off, right? I don't really let you do that. I don't remember being able to, but I don't think so, because at least it's never, I've never done it. That's crazy. Like everything you have with it, but it's just, boom. You should be able to, like, you're just supposed to do another playthrough, having, like, a huge custom magna or something. Pop his head off. Sorry, Blackman, that helped me.

Sorry, Oh, man. Oh, man. Yeah, that was. I really love that game. I think it's a massive. man, it's fucking good. I don't even mind it's just the right amount of puzzles and bullshit, you know, it's just the right amount

to where like at a certain point, I don't know, sometimes I get super frustrated, but that one's, it's balanced really well. Yeah, it pretty good. I just get frustrated at the tediousness, not like, oh, I can't figure this out. It's just fucking annoyed to like, come on, man, why is this thing over here?

Like, in every facility, everything's like this? Well, not everything. Come on. It's clearly built like a psycho. Yeah. Like, I understand.

This place is a freaking villain in their own right. But then like in other games, I'm like, all right. Nobody insane built this. Like there's this, I think in Revelation, you're on a fucking boat. And I'm like, why is this have any type of bullshit? Why are things so far away from where they should be? Like, it wasn't, why is everything? It could be stupid.

Can I just blast this pile of shit and move forward? Forward? No, you cut. Where's it get? The architect, the architect's Resonian Evil War Psychos. Yeah, that is the ones consistent thing in the universe. Architects are fucking psychopaths and do not think like regular people. And that's something that is,

I would watch a video essay about. It's crazy. All right. Dave Rubin's asses touching touching in the shower, true love. Hey dudes, what would Derek do if given full control over Mass Effect 4?

Would you kill it? Damn, that's funny. Well, I would waste all their money. I probably would. I probably wouldn't waste all their money. Kill the concept of it being a sequel and then go do First Contact War. Because if you really want to win people back, let's do the thing that people have been asking for. It's like, oh, I would love to explore this universe more and earlier. let's go see Anderson when he was like

at you know tip top shape when he was a young pup no Derek that's what everyone's expecting and that's what everybody wants we're not going to give them that we want to we want to be subversive to give him a sequel where we have no idea what's going to happen

because Shepard Lear is going to find Shepard I guess and then what's the new threat the reapers are you're going to play as Garris's disabled son and you have And you have to just, it's going to be a small-scale mass-fax story where you're just trying to operate a fucking pawn shop in the Citadel. That's the entire game. What if it turns into like a, uh,

it's sort of mass effect, it's small engagements. Yes, small engagement. Small engagements, the game. A mass effect story. I like it. I don't know, man. It's, it's going to, look, there's a chance that it could just blow us away, because our expectations are in the fucking,

they're in hell, right? So there's a chance that it could actually be good. I just can't conceptualize anything after what's going on and they're having a new threat or if they're going to try to like, oh, somehow Reapers return like fucking Palpatine or something. I'm like, I don't want any of that. I just think that they already did it. We can explore the other shit,

kind of like other franchise have done. Just let's go backwards and explore all this stuff that you only heard in stories. And then we can live it. And I love the idea of humans and Torians having a massive fucking war. And then Keith David being back being like, what the hell are these things? What are these fucking bird creatures? You know, like you just got to kill these fucking Roman birds. Derek, how about this?

If the game is good, I'm going to show up to your house and I'm going to beat you half to death. The game is bad. I'm going to show up to your house and beat you half to death. How about that? So your choice, your choice. You have that for the good game existing or behalf of that when I'm back. The choice is yours. Saw,

Saw gives you two choices. It's the green goblin. It's the green goblin, like on the bridge with both of those choices. And he lets go and he choose one. And he's like, you're both guns. I'm not choosing either. Well, fuck you. Oh, fuck you.

He throws on me. throws Aunt May into a plane. A helicopter's passing and he throws her up and it hits it and that's Kobe's plane. It's Kobe's helicopter. And then it hits the house and it flies all the way to California then crashes. That's great. The Green Goblin tosses Aunt May so high that she gets sucked into the engine of a 747 and that

747 crashes into the world trade center. Some guys were actually really nice. They were on there. They were like, everybody is trying to sing, you know, show people about the culture. showing the culture like that like hey let me show you this new song that i have called box cutter you know and they're just like singing this like box cutter song like box cutta and then like of some like the black boxes were hearing something about box cutters and shit and so they're like box katah sorry that's not even you don't get it you don't get it that's my my my fault yeah box

guitar like oops oops i didn't mean for that to happen i started 9-11 oops Whoops, I did 9-11. People on the bridge are like, oh, no, 9-11's happening. And he starts laughing and throwing infinite pumpkin bombs. He's throwing pumpkin bombs. Like there's thousands. He's throwing them at lights. You ever see that mod at Res.

You ever see that mod at Resnable 4 where somebody just has like an infinite and like speed? It's like their speed, they sped up the game. Oh my God, throw the grenades. It's so fucking funny. And then it's like, well, I guess they're late. That's classic. He killed the bullet in 10 seconds. Speeding up the fire rate of that shit is like, that's classic.

That's, I love that stuff. All right. Let's, uh, let's get out of here. Yeah, why not? Let's read the names. We're at two hours. Where everybody go? Uh, this is a game.

Sex Club? Where'd everybody go? Little St. James? You go to Patreon on the COPS lesson. That's a snark thing. Go over there. That's crazy. Your questions right on the show. Get your voicemails, listen to

on the show when we're in prison. Get your name right at the end of the show, all that stuff. Early access ad for exclusive content. I've got to say one thing before you continue. Impossible. No, no. this is possible

imagine if if if Resnable 4 remake just came out like this year okay you know what that would mean we would have Kirk and probably Epstein mods like we just missed it oh I that's true

like we would have you would see all these fucking cutscenes of people like like making everybody Charlie Kirk yeah it would have been crazy So we just missed it. Epstonian. All right.

There you go. Kelly, Kelly Kirkky and you blowers back up. Any Kirk stuff I find on on Instagram now, I always comment now just I just popped a perky. It's just everything on every single thing. You saw that statue that looks like him. It's not him.

Apparently it's not him. I'm like, shut up. Did you see the, I saw the Spiderverse thing of like, was it Miles on doing like, evil Miles on doing the mask or whatever and it's him. I'm just like, that's crazy. That's evil Miles Morales,

Charlie Currie. All right. I'm going to read the, I'm going to read the $25 patrons' names now. Count me down. Any minute now. I just pop the burkey. D, did, D, D, D, D, D.

Three, two, one. Jarbis. Jarbis. Wow. Jarbis Prize fear by helmet with garrancy gas.

Hell yeah. Jesus. God damn it. Spitting up on Chris's chest like a baby to attempt to induce paternal instincts. I am a grown man with facial hair. I like the with facial hair. Like with facial hair makes that funny. Chris makes fun of Jews,

yet he looks like one. Boom, roasted i don't make fun of juice i don't do that at all i don't do that there's no way that's real he doesn't ever make fun of

the i can't say it no go just go all right all right sueen made my son homophobic what do i do snow bunny connor mcgregor hunting down derrick

uh Bryce dallas howard or christina hendricks dang christina henbushed who was the first one Bryce Dallas Howard. Christina Hendick was gorgeous. Christina Hendricks by a lot. But Bryce Dallas Howard is also very, very pretty. But she's a little too tiny.

But I still don't know. I'm just more familiar with Christina Hendricks. I only know Bryce Dallas Howard from Spider-Man 3 really. And she's blonde in that. And I just, that doesn't really. Interesting. Platinum, too. Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

Price Dallas Howard. I don't have time for this. now I am become Mexican destroyer of wallbound Sam Hyde but not controversial So is that Sam out in the open? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Sam out of the open.

That really fucking, that Strike that from the record. Sam seek, I guess, I don't know. Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam. Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Hyde, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Seek. that's fucking awful

and he's also a sick Indian he would hate that yeah yeah yeah you would hate that racist assing it would be so sad oh my god jean gray watching frank's family get murdered it's okay to be racist

bitterian swing quit nursing swine quit nursing to be a fat Albert impersonator Clinton Clinton whistleblowing do you remember kicks in that like when you lived with uh

yeah i mean there it was like so like they had like a a fat obert animation cell like like a real fat album animation cell hanging next to the kitchen it was him in the it was just it was just an animation it was just a picture of

in the red in the red shirt and then Kingston like it was crazy because i was just looking at the kitchen I think I was like zoning out or whatever and Kingston walks out of the kitchen with a red shirt and it's so uncant like it was upsetting because i was like what the fuck It felt like you planned to do that.

What could I say, man? Did he say the line, too? Did he actually say, hey, hey, hey, hey. But yeah, but he said it in like a, like a gritty reboot way. He's like, oh, hey, hey, hey, hey. It's like all the personality completes. Hey, hey. Grounded fat Albert.

Dude, that's what I want to see. That's like, Christopher Nolan's fat Albert. That's crazy. Money there, dude. There's money. That's an extra ammo, bro. Derek, Derek, look at what I just posted in the chat. Oh, my God.

What is this? This is the guy getting a cucumber removed from his ass? How do you know? Oh, my God. Why is there a fucking colonoscopy on my screen? Great. Cucumber is that? How did you know this was the...

Because he saw it already. That's why. Yeah, that's it already. Do you think he just has that kind of forethought? No, I did earnestly guess. Look at this. fucking freak man dude i bet

clinton whistleblower clinton clinton whistlerer found on a broom without hands or a head textbook suicide that's always funny dude this is it is

one of my favorite bits it's like it looks like he cut his own head and hands off call in moriarty the dumb slut known as jolline who happens to be driving a black catalog in a black Cadillac on a slow parade. Had sex with an Indian girl,

gave her two in the stink and one in the stinkier. Terrible. That sucks. Just unnecessary. Just unnecessary bigotry for no reason. He's not even. It's crazy. I know it's too really to be Jordan.

He's inciting them. Alpha V. Jordan's like out there screaming hang Mike Pence, but it's instead of hang Mike Pence, it's just like make Indian jokes. Alpha V Gayest Denver Broncos fan In the history of being gay

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on the clown trary that's that sucks on the clown tree I'd watch that on Jubilee yeah one clown versus 30 uh clown murderers that's crazy

it's just him debating is right to exist and then them just like snarling and like them just wanted to tell them. My guy's barking like a wheel like it sounds like a dog. They're literally chained

to like a stone pillar behind it to keep them from getting at him. And you can see the chain links are getting stretched. Why do you hate me so much? Just laughing like a freak. You just see one link. Pink?

Pink? Yeah. Tough crowd, huh? Tough crowd, huh? My first claim is don't kill me. Tink! And they all run for the chair. They all run for the chair.

That's just crazy. And he's so scared. If I lose a debate, they're going to eat me. Please like this video. Please like the video. Oh my God. That's somebody, uh, somebody, uh, nobody needs to pitch that to Jubilee now.

I'll Sugg your dick, I'll eat your shit. My sexy time playlist is just Chaconon by L. Chumbo on repeat. Char Char-char-chirk Ruggung Rigongalican Head of

Turning Point EMP. I don't really understand what any of that is. Kirking Hard or Kirkin Hart or Charlie Kirkin. It's pretty good. Oh, I've seen that on his shirt. that's pretty that's not bad uh the trend it's crazy how this man has just become a joke really like it is it we're desensitized to it obviously but like it is it is actually like

cosmically wild that somebody has just become this incessant joke it's still all these assholes fall i saw um recently opposed no no it is there for the guy who fucking said of course yeah um it said something like he was would have changed the world a post on Twitter and then somebody quote tweeted and it said he would have been our next president like this is it's your guys's fault you deified him so hard first all he would have changed the world um he did yeah he did i can't i can't escape i can't escape this man as much i don't respect charlie kirk at all he was executed he was live executed what's crazy is it's it is it is the perfect example

of like, you know, there's that internet rule where it's just don't tell the internet what bothers you because they'll just keep, they'll keep doing it over again because they have an insight into what bothers you. And that's like, that fuels the internet. Them trying to push Charlie Kirk has like this big, like, this is going to, you've just created a million Charlie Kirk's. It's like, yeah, a million Charlie Kirk deep fakes.

Yeah, yeah. It's just like you've done it. Like, they kind of did it because it's just like, oh, he's going to have this great legacy, change the world. And it's just like, yeah, well, here he is. here he is twerking on a McDonald's you know countertop for with screaming about Setsuan sauce you know what I mean like it's

it's without that self-seraciness I don't think it would have happened to this degree no not at all but anybody else like some other right winger fucks that died like say if they tried if they try to do it for Lindsay Graham just for the sake of argument then it's like okay I guess we're making fun of Lindsay

gram now. But it was just a quick flash in the pan. Like, oh, yeah, that guy's gay. Whatever. Bye. Yeah, nobody tried to make him more than it. It's kind of like, it is the reverse, although obviously the situation is different, but it is the reverse of the George Floyd thing where it's like George Floyd should not have been killed.

But like there was this insane like, do you remember like, what is it? That famous picture of like Nancy Pelosi? No. Do you remember where she was like kneeling with like the fucking. Oh, right, right. Yeah. Yeah, and it's just like, this is so much reverence. Maybe rightfully so, maybe.

But like the idea is like there's so much relevance that like, okay, well, now the, the opposite, like the mirror universe is going to be equivalently as like flippant about it. And it's why we still have fucking George, George Floyd flying around. The thing that annoyed me, though. He's been subsumed by Charlie Kirk for sure. Yeah. There's a collaboration now. They are. There's a lot of them together.

Yeah. I've seen Kirk and Floyd combos to. together all the time, dude. The thing that annoys me is that, like, especially since, you know, since these people on the writer so fucking dense, they didn't understand that it was not about, it could have been anyone. It just happened to be George Floyd. Like, George Floyd isn't being fucking deified.

He's just a symbol of this shit that, you know, people like him have been dealing with. And they didn't understand it. They thought, like, oh, why are they deifying him? He was a drug addict. And this is something like, you were completely missing the fucking boy. What's funny about that is like there were people who were deifying him, but there were like nobody's. You know what I mean? It's like the people you see on Twitter with like insane opinions and it's like look at the left or

whatever. And it's just some guy with like eight followers. It's like the reverse of that is true for here. It's like now you've got like real like conservative figureheads defying Charlie Kirk, which is funny because it's like it's exactly what the accusation was in the first place. Whereas it's like it's not just random nobody's, you know, singing the praises of Charlie Kirk. It's like all of them. Silly.

Silly world. But Charlie Charlie, Kierke. The transfem gremlin Goblin vacuuming in Chris's vents. I'm dumb and gay and don't understand clones. The violent fems and butches slowly squeezing out a heavy, sliceable load onto Sween.

Hey, homeless fan. Chris screaming compilation when? I don't scream. I'm sorry. That was actually a pretty good joke. The violent fems and butches. That was good. Yeah, I just want to put that over.

It's not bad. It's actually King's Son, not King's stun. Delta Gamma, I literally fed this Tyler last week. Why is it still crying? Clamule the mollusk. Blue Sanghealy. You sir, Guildmaster. Kingston's singing my shiny lips in me.

I've seen that one of a few times. My shiny lips and me. Shiny lips, shiny lips. You know why your lips are shiny, right? No. I can't tell if this is a bit. Oh, okay. All right.

Great contributor. It's a secret. It's a secret. I'm going to kill the rest of the mortar. Chris, quick, throw a gallon of milk at Kingston, and you will have a chance at Cammy. That would be a no shot, by the way. That would be a no-brainer for me to do.

Absolutely. I think even you would understand that. That's crazy. Do you like the Cammy in the new movie? Have you seen who she is? Oh, I don't know. I haven't seen. She's pretty, but she's like... I can't imagine.

Like, nothing's going to stand at toe-to-to-to-to-to with the art. the video game like artistically rendered Cammy, I assume. Yeah, that shit's ridiculous. Dude, they went crazy Street Fighter 6, man. They gave her the fattest snatch I've seen in a woman in a wild dog. Fattest snatch is crazy. Like, I don't even talk like that,

but it's just like, I don't think you can see her pussy. What do you mean? Cammy. You can see her her thigh area? It looks crazy. She's got, she's got like her hips are wide, so she has a nice wide area. But like, yeah,

It's very, you can imagine what's behind there. Who's the new, wait, who's, uh, some, some, some, some like half Asian chick, I think. She's Filipino. Yeah. She's like not, you know, she's pretty, but I'm also like, uh, the just looks like, uh, anything that I've seen at fucking, uh, Comic-Con. Thai Australian. Oh, okay. Yeah.

Oh, she's pretty. Yeah. Um, it just looks like. The ones are my and her. My and her look. Are there, are there photos of her? Are there photos of her in costume? Yeah, there is, um, because in the trailer,

you've seen, uh, the little things that they've shown, you see her a little bit. She looks fine, but I said, like, I've seen, honestly, I've seen cosplays that were better. And that's kind of like where my, my entire issue is, the casting is fucking absurd. Where I literally kind of,

I already talked about the, you know, are we the baddies thing, but that's really, I undersold how much it bothers me how bison looks. It looks like such a bitch. It's crazy. never casted him as an imposing nigger ever ever you're right because even in the legend of chung lee it was just that fucking uh that white guy can't remember his name that speech goes hard though but yes he was at least that guy looked like a boss you know like like oh he's a he's a piece of shit

crime lord i can imagine that but he's not bison but the guy that they cast it now i was just like i don't even bison came to your seat i don't even bison came to your for me it's just a Tuesday. It's just a Tuesday, nigga. He says that too for some reason. Look at Bison the Shoe Fighter movie that came out in like 92 or some shit or 94. Oh yeah, I remember that one. He's just so fucking menacing and then like no pupils and shit.

I'm like, it looks so awesome. And I'm like, how hard is it to just do that? Just find some big ass motherfucker and then throw some dictator shit on him and I'm like, oh, cool. He looks like bison. And they're just like, nah, I'm good. good. Yeah, my dad could easily do that job. King Dad as Bison. Fucking sign me up, dude.

My dad would be a monster as bison, bro. He went a little to into the role and start implementing slavery, but no one can deal with my psycho power, son? Cortana, German. Stay still. I'm going to kill you. Whoa, Spider-Man stole that stripper's money. Psycho Crusher.

Shot Uncle Kirk. Giny shouting change now while Oolong is in his car and causing Oulang's gun suicide. Oh, no, it was, it was, it was bison. That's devious. Huh?

It was bison, wrong words. It was Gini. I was still thinking about bison being my dad. Hickson is disabled. I was thinking of bison being my dad. That's awesome. You delivered that so earnestly. I was like, I'm confused.

You only killed me because I ran out of health. Ronnie Racky's raped rumpus, the Slocur 2, why so derpy, drain my cock, Johnson. That's pretty good. I can't believe I've never heard that before. You haven't? No. Not that I'm, I mean, I guess maybe I have.

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Expedition 33 movie with Sweenez Luna flying around the screen. Oh, it looks like they've changed the cutoff thing. Now they like, instead of like doing the ellipsis, they just like go down on the next line. He was boiling cum and a kettle like actual cum. I used my magic to turn Chris

into a tungsten cube. That's all I want. Lover boy girl. I miss Sweenbot. Kingston is the is the black boogie two 988. No. What? It's not even close. Crazy. Plus Chris is raped.

What is this? I don't understand what you're saying. It's literally just edgy madlibs. Right wing Mortal Kombat Ben Shapiro versus Pete Hegg said, four swing set glitched GTA.

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Sween I thought Sweenne I thought Sweenne was the fat pervert who was dying that's crazy oh because this that title by the way

yeah I audibly like laughed when I this fat pervert is dying is one of the such a good title you guys know I'm getting married right and I live a happy life of my partner.

You guys, like, what y'all think of me is insane, dude. You're a pervert and you're dying. It sucks, man. Like, I am fat. I get that part. The pervert part, chill, brother. Chill. Yeah.

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I'm such a big fan of this bit. Let me tell you. I'm really not. Guys, if, what, were you a lesbian? No, I just don't think that's funny. Fucking lesbian pervert. Okay, yeah, never mind, forget it. Guys, if the podcast didn't start doing better, can we make a boy band?

I'm not giving away, giving God my two-week notice. Viciously molested by Six Flags guy as Venga boys went, we like to party drowns out your cries for help oh that's awesome I like that yeah if 20 tickers can hold you down 21 can rape you

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and I have a ready with death and I and and I to my pledged word I'm true I shall not fail that rendezvous That's like a poem or something That is real Yeah Weird

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That's... I mean, like, that's Oz. Like, that shit happened in the Oz show, but like, guys. I think there was... A robot chicken Like bit about that Like one of the sketches That sounds right

Like I think the Scarcault gets shipped And like it's yarn is like It's like it's like falling out Like it like it's guts or something That sounds familiar. Yeah That sounds familiar yeah Honky

A lot of rape in the names Yeah what the hell's going on? Like easy guys Okay It is crazy Hamas the point I was 13 once too And I thought that word was funny

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irritating and confusing the hosts. LeBron is a sixer motherfuckers. Game of the year guy. Finish Dark Souls 2 easier than I thought. On to Dark Souls 3. Last episode really made me hate sweet. What's going on? What was the last episode? I don't think anything happened. Did you have like,

did you have like a hot take last episode? I just said that like I didn't watch the freaking thing. guys, I'm sorry, man. Thanks for, thanks for still paying my bills. Oh, that's right. That's right. I do recall that. Yeah, I get it. Yeah, I get it.

That makes sense why I like people are. The last episode, okay, breaking, breaking news, U.S. Senator Lich McConnell has obtained both the hand and I of Vecna. It's EFAC and it's funny. Trump dropping his pants around his ankles at the urinal and pissing up his own nose. Dick's so dirty, they call me Richard Nixon. Worst Game of the Year. guy finished

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didn't even try to land a plane Derek making a cliff Derek make it only fans make the profile picture be Sweenin and then post hole Not a bad idea That's so devious I would just deny it The username Sween's asshole

And then like Yeah Sweeney's asshole And you post it You post it with your face in the camera still too They can see your face your face where your legs up by your face but they don't care. There's a mirror

there's a mirror where you can just see Derek's face. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The idea of being in a room, taking a picture of your own ass, how while there's a mirror is just, it does sign to you. It's like the post not looking at your picture, like the post nut where you like, you finish and your screen turns off and you see yourself

right after you came and you're like, what am I doing here? It's crazy. The deep exhale. Who am I? You immediately beat your dick again. You immediately beat your dick again. Yeah. The sight of yourself gets you horny so you're right back in there.

That's crazy. Wageleigh 583. Holy shit. Why would you write that? No way in hell. I'm reading your name. The Pippini Bros. hoping that Hideo Kojima gets the voice in a lot of episodes.

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It's going to be a lot. Legends around the, the internet have said differently. That's crazy. You found that 16 year old picture. You were like, oh no. Curious. Yeah, so I didn't find it. Somebody found it and then they told me about it.

That's half my life ago, which is crazy. And I also, I reported them to the police because you were 16 and that picture was taken. Yeah, good. Report those people. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's all the internet. That's awesome.

Never going to find that. If you guys do, I'd freak out. I would freak the fuck out. It's not going to be attached to your name, right? Like, so it's just going to be a random dick in the wild. It would literally have to be someone I know that search is, that hard for it. Like someone remembers like oh I remember where I posted this at the time

maybe it's still there. Like maybe it's still on like a MySpace or something. If the girl that I know showed me that picture I'd be like what are you why do you look for this? She still has it she kept transferring it for through she do Jeannieuette. The first Jersey key David presents either I beat you up or beat you off

the zone between those Jamaican Joker called the Dark Knight Batiman. What if Doc Ock was black and named? That is so stupid man. This is the dumb it. No, it's What if Doc Hawk was black and his name and was his and named Nigo Nictavius? Yeah, I mean, that could have been better.

Jesus Christ. Niggle. It could have been octa, octroon Octavius. That would have been decent. That's sophisticated. You have to know that word. But like you, that was, man, we've cultivated a really shit. It's fucking all you.

That's crazy. You stumbling retard. You, you groundbiting chimp. You just said it's only me. That's insane. Look, man. You sidewalk-licking dog. That's fucking unbelievable.

It's it is you. You're the one who's like saying the slur all the time. Derek says it more than me now. It's been a while. No, I don't think that's true. Impossible. Derek edits out every time. Skylar

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If Goku's If Goku's a monkey Is the teacher Masoroshi Is that Jordan? Yeah, that's Jordan That's crazy That you caught that

Of course it Of course is Jordan I was freaking stupid. What's crazy that he has better jokes than that, but he's told me, he's like, some of them are so good I can't use them because I don't want to start that wave of terrible jokes coming in now.

I've seen he in his phone. I've seen some Jordan, Jordan, you should, you should, you should, I'll go do a stand-up. You know what? You write a stand-up set for me, and I'll go on on-stay. I won't rehearse it. I'll read it out on-stage live. That is fucking crazy. And I'll do it.

it. I will do it. Well, people do that when they're working on material. They do that. Oh, really? Yeah. I mean, like, I thought it would be like very like, like, I think the whole organic nature is what it is. But that makes sense. Well, when people are workshopping the like early material, like, I've seen big comedians with like the notepad on the really? That's crazy. I thought that's what you did with my crazy. Am I crazy? Am I insane? Am I hallucinating that, Derek? I don't know. No, you're not. I've seen it too. I've also seen some people like that's just how they do it. they just bring like it uh it did it also it depends on this set because sometimes it's just it's kind of a part of it it's a part of it but there's work shopping and then there's some other people that actually use it as like almost as a prop um i've seen i've seen fucking everything man there's no shortage of uh of what people do so tell you what so so so jordan do right write it write a tight five of all your worst shit give it to me i won't read it i'll just i'll i'll do it live on the night it's gonna that'd be a fun that'd be a fun thing you're not gonna do it just like you don't read some of the names he's gonna put some bullshit and you're gonna be like i'm not reading that i'm not reading that i'm not reading that okay i'm not fair fair well that would be awesome also that's fair like for me to go on stage with a bunch of

people watching it's i'm not doing this one uh that's fair no i can't i'm i'm in i'm totally in i i i i Kermit here fucking Peterson's so hard he prolapsed Give me your erect length And girth and I'll 3D print you The perfect fleshlight Hmm Interesting

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Yeah, I don't really understand. Like, transforming his meat into a car, is you saying? My mind went to transforming with him inside him somehow. Oh, read it one more time. Optimus Prime transforming Sam and rolling him out. I feel like none of this

makes sense. I just, yeah. I think it's a play on words more than it's like has any meaning. Okay. Oh, oh, I think it is, it's just a gay sex thing. Yeah. I don't like that we missed that All hands on Dick, the return,

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