The Snark Tank - #434: RIP Peter Cullen

Episode Date: August 31, 2026

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Welcome to the Snark Tank podcast. I'm your host. Chris Ragan. I've joined here with Derek and Sweden. Oh my God. Peter Collins dead. Optimus Prime is dead. Optimus Prime?

I mean, I'm dead. I'm dead. Oops. I'm fucking dead I'm laughing only it's sad but like everybody's dying right now I don't know what's going on it's like it's like another 2014 it was like when Robin Williams died

and then like everybody around him like kind of like faded away yeah uh seems like another one of those is happening so it was it Daly Parton Tim Curry somebody else as well that's not not as important Peter Colin yeah there was like some girl from all that yeah I was gonna say that the girl from all that The black,

effectively, she did die. The black girl, the black girl, the co-worker from Keenan and Kel, the one that was, fucking, I forgot her name.

She was the one that had like a, like a fucked up eye or something, right? If she was like a lazy eye or something was, something was something different with their eye. I don't remember if that shot of least eye. I remember thinking she was really, but she was like 90s black girl pretty,

you know, so like all of them were just pretty because they were all just. They can only be pretty, man. Yeah. If you were on TV and you were a black girl, you had to be pretty or hyper talented. Yeah.

Yeah. but yeah so a lot of people are dying Peter Colin is the next like big one voice of Optimus Prime obviously the Tsunami the Tsunami bumper guy I remember his like Dragon Ball ads a lot and I didn't even realize that was him

until like he passed away because I just didn't I guess I didn't know that he was Tom Is that his name Tom? He wasn't Tom Steve Bloom was Tom No he's the guy he's a guy I was hit a bumpers in I guess He was the bumper guy was like yeah next on Tunami You know like and I was like And thinking about I was like

Gundham Wayne Gund up wing dragon balls and it's it'd be like looking back on it it's obvious but I guess it's right I haven't seen those bumpers since probably 2003 so like I just never I haven't thought about it

but uh yeah it's uh it's unfortunate man that one's a bummer man that would uh I thought like Optimus Prime is my favorite voice in like VO like shit like like it's it's such a

nice and I like I saw that clip of him explaining how he got the at the role he said he was talking to his brother who was like a Marine or some shit and he was like hey it was very heartwarming I'm I'm I'm auditioning to be of a truck he's like oh okay it's just funny to say and then he says that his brother was telling him to like you know to be strong and soothing like that that's how like a hero would be that's a yeah it sounds it almost sounds fake because of how like perfect that story sounds. But hey, you know, fuck it. It worked out because it's interesting to think that maybe if he didn't have his brother or whatever and say that story's totally true and he has like a completely different voice

where he's like, hey. I'm Optimus Prime. That wouldn't have been Optimus Prime. They wouldn't have sounded like that. You don't know. What if they would have been like, oh, his rules. That's me. Optimus Prime. Yeah, it's like he landed on a good.

Or like, hey, I'm Optimus Prime. Prime. Oh, you know, it could have been something like that. He's great. Not in the 80s, but in the 50s, maybe. The 50s after this prime would be fucking fascinating. I would have been crazy. Let's stop the megatimat robots, see.

Hotobots roll out. The Decepticons out here causing trouble, see? Let's go slam them out. Hey, what are you doing using that? What are you doing? What are you using that phone point? Wrong bathroom, The fountain.

The fountain transforms. Yeah. It's like, get off me. Don't touch me. Don't touch me. Don't touch me. Negro.

That's crazy. The Autobots were around. They were in the Meccae universe. All about us were just around, watch people suffer. They were just present. According to the actual war, the bavers.

They were fucking. The bavers, they were just around. They were around watching indecency. Like, whatever. My favorite, my favorite thing that he ever did was those Optimus Prime PSAs.

about domestic violence and Subaru relationships What? Do you remember that? That's If you own a Subaru,

please do not hit your partner. I know you want to. Please don't do it. It's only natural for you. The overarching joke is dog shimmy. but the idea of them trying to get around it.

Like, they don't want to say it. They're not going to say it. They just want to get around it. Like, they want to say something about it, but they don't want to say that. Like, that, there is genius to that, but also the base joke is dog shit. Truly asked.

Stop. There's no joke. Your partner. Please stop it. Like, that is, that is, there's genuinely something sort of magical there. Where it's like, you know, we don't want to say that these people are a problem. but what do they usually interact with? Let's solve the problem here.

No. It was a good PSA. It was good. Very good. But yeah, so. Yeah. The goat. I love that dude.

Fucking Thaddeus. Which was like, it seems like his last known role. It's fitting. Yeah. It's fitting that he. If you're watching this, I'm fucking dead,

Alan. Sam Whitwicky killed me. You must find him and stop him. and stop him. Shy up off killed me. We're fighting the right drag right now. We're gonna,

we're gonna go find. I'm just gonna roll my weed on this thing. I don't even care what he's saying. That's crazy. He tells him about the scourge virus and he's just rolling fucking weed on it.

Baddest fucking space blunt. Poet weed on it, dude. The weed is burning through the violets in. He has to quickly pour it on the paper and wrap it up. Yeah, but hopefully that's it, man Well, at least as far as the people we admire There's people that were telling me

They people sent me DMs are like, you know what's next And I'm like, don't say that shit I'm like I Yeah, maybe I shouldn't It's just come on brother Don't bring it out Life is unfair It's just it's just life unfair dog

Like what's going on here There's really crazy man I genuinely it's like at least get somebody that we all hate You know what I mean? I guess we did get Lindsey Graham. That was a decent one. He did kind of kick all this off. So like I guess like, but it's still like one.

We got a to five, you know? Like we lost like four to five people that were kind of cool. And then we just lost Lindsey Graham. It's like it's not really even. Yeah. You got to get that, uh, that other team number up. Catherine O'Hara really made me, really made me sad too.

That was a while. Dolly made me sad as well. That should really hurt me, bro. Because I was like, that's like a fucking artifact from my like my childhood. It really bothered me. I was like, oh, man, you're gone? It's me, Dolly Parton.

By the way, I'm trans. By the way. It's in my name. Yeah. I'm a transformer and I transformed into Dolly Parton. Dolly Party. Optimus Prime. Into just Dolly Parton.

The mass of it. See, watch this. working nine to five see I did it see I can't argue with that if you're like there's a fantastic joke about transformers and trans people that is there but I know no one

it has to be done by a trans person because no non-transpersons is going to do that without it being just completely horse ass shut up Negro you're talking too much boy shut up black aren't you

aren't you jazz I'm pretty sure aren't you a person Dementra riddle Occamus Prime fucking little with dementia Wait a minute What am I doing here

Where's my Am I in my house What if a bus How do I get outside What if a bus A transformer that turned into a bus came up And he goes Go sit in the back of him

That's crazy nuts They were there for that shit. They were around and they were slim. I love the idea of, they should do like a thing like how Batman's parents had like the Underground Railroad. They should do a thing where like one of the Transformers was the bus that Rosa Parks was on.

Don't worry, Rosa, we got you. Guarantee you that got cut out. But that was in there. Michael Bay was like, this is fucking genius. And then fucking for some reason. Ben Affleck was around. I was like,

no, that's fucking stupid. That's stupid as fuck I'm not even in this movie Stupid Like she originally went to the back of the bus But then like he like He like shifted the seats to put her forward You know internally

And the guy was like hey go to the back I was like I thought I was And it started it kicked off everything And that gave black people their rights It's because it's because the transformer bus I forgot What happened? It was who was the guy

I think it's Officer Tatum Is the guy that's like You know Rosa Parks husband had a car, right? Like, imagine someone saying that and not being ejected, ejected from a building. Like, imagine saying that bold face saying something like that and not being like, okay, cool, push a button and he gets shot to the ceiling. Listen, that is funny. No, it's, that is a funny thing to say. It's funny in a, it's funny in the most stupid way. As a comedian that is completely self-aware of how retarded that argument would be, that is funny. You know what I mean? There's,

There's comedy to it, but it's like, that's not. But genuinely saying that to be like, oh, I made a fucking point. Oh, it's a real point. It's ridiculous. As a bit, it's awesome. That is funny. I think that's a bit that's. By the way.

You know, like, there's, there's comedy and the idea of the husband coming in a car to pick her up after she was arrested. Like, there's something funny about that where it's like, get out of here. He pulls up. He's like, sorry. I'm sorry What you're doing on this bus, man? I was like, honey,

I offered you the keys Like the conversation there is funny Yeah, yeah, yeah. But like that There's something there. Yes, But not in that moment. You dumb bitch.

I gave me, you have my car keys In your fucking pocket right now. Dude, I had to take the bus Because you freaking had to keep Honey, come on,

I got to work late. This isn't cool, dude. I got screamed at because of you, dude. I have one more warning. We're almost doomed That's crazy

I got screamed at every day But it was unique today Because you It was unique This one was your fault Usually it's mine You sure did it this time Busbot

You fucked up the whole fucking movement The Jim Crow was a wonderful thing And now you've started A lot of civil disobedience It's really quiet It's unbelievably quiet It's like Busbot's like nah man

I don't think that's cool We're going to let you die the next time Asaptax attack. We're not going to defend you. I'm too strong for everyone. You saw how I was in the Michael Bay movies? That's in 70 years. That's 70.

That's crazy. That's in 50 years, Optimus. What? Bosspot, did you know about lesbian domestic violence? That's crazy. Do you have a woman? moment to talk

he's like he's like on the side of the street he's like he's like a fucking oh my god what do you get like a Scientologist or like what are the people what are the people outside that building that like are always or Mormons I get like what's the what's the demographic of like they're always out and they're

to all his witnesses the door knockers. Yes that's it that's um yeah that's I couldn't remember which fucking fake thing it was which fake thing I hate it getting capped by them when I was younger. Yeah, they corner you.

Because I wouldn't understand. I think people would be being nice to me. It'd be like, oh, this person's being nice to me. I'm going to talk to this person. They're being nice. You want to know what I witnessed? It's like, oh, man, now I'm stuck.

My friend was such a fucking devil. He joined the Jehovah's Witness to try to fuck some chick. I know a guy that converted to Israel to try to fuck a girl. It's just like converted to Israel. He became Israel. Sorry, sorry. He became, he became. I separated them from Jewish people a little while ago. So now after. Well, it's me. He converted. He converted to Judaism to try to fuck a bitch. And he destroyed Gaza to try to fuck a bitch. And I think Chris knows him. Chris knows him. Oh, yeah. Oh, do I know this person? Did we go to high school? We're friends with their sister. How old was this person when when this occurred? I don't know. He was like 24. Wow. Actually, I can't even, I can't even, we were adults to you, my friend did that. So is it rich? Huh? Is it a richie? No, it's not.

I don't know. I don't want to say the person's name, but it's, it's, it's funny. That's a lot's too much effort, man. What's like, yeah, these long-game people are kind of a little admirable, but at the same time, like, damn, dude, like, really is, is genitalia really that good? Because that's really what it comes down to. It's like, you want pussy so bad. I'm like, is it really? The long game worth it, sir. I've had good thing. I've had some good gnawere before. I've had bad gnash before. And the good nash is better, but it's not insanely better.

It's not long game better. It's not insanely so bad. What is the best thing relative, though? Like, what is the thing that's best after that? Like, what goes beyond what I think is the best already? On a tier list of great things, what is the thing just above that. Vigina? Good. Good vagina? What's above

good vagina? What's the Not above it in general, but what's like the next, literally the next step? Very good vagina. You piece of shit. I think, whatever. I think that when it's, this is just an example, but this could be

anyone could have something similar to this, but when the McDonald's fries are perfect, if you know what I'm saying. Because there's sometimes that you'll get like, oh wow, this just came out they're they're they're salted perfectly because sometimes they're oversalted and I'm like yeah I can't even eat these. Sometimes they're very salty and they're cold and it's like damn and then sometimes they're

hot and crispy and then they're unsalted and they're like damn. Yeah, a perfect McDonald's fry. Yeah, it's pretty good. I think that is like when you get that like perfect and sometimes I'll have to not eat something for a very long time after that because you know if you try to replicate it too quickly, it's going to be shit again and it's going to just ruin that experience. as I'm like, damn, I had a chick-fil-a chicken sandwich, the spicy chicken. I was like, this is perfect.

It was so perfectly seasoned all the way through. I was like, this was crazy. I got on another one the next day, and it was pissed. And I'm like, aw. I was so sad. Because they had the piss guy in there. They had the piss. It wasn't egg wash this time.

It was just piss wash. Ducking the fucking cutlet of the piss. Friday. I couldn't imagine food in my car. I couldn't imagine. to what would happen if that was found to be true. If you had,

if you went to Chick-fil-A and you got a piss cutlet. Like, I feel like that would be the final, that'd be like the final riot. Where like, it would lead to something really horrible. I think I would be less upset because of how good the spicy chicken is.

I'd be like, God damn. If you soak my food in piss, I'm gonna eat you. I'd be, I'd be, I'm gonna eat you. I guess I'd be disappointed.

See, my thing is like, I would be trying to squeeze through your dog hole to get your house to kill you. Someone do a really highly realistic painting of Sween as Saturn eating his son, but it's Kingston as, and he's eating a fast food worker. I like it. I like it. I want to see that. I like it.

Oh, by the way, I feel like I didn't say this. I feel like I didn't say this. Maybe I did. Maybe I didn't. I feel like I just want to get it out of the way early. Yeah. Patreon.com says to start tank. remember you can go over there early access ad free exclusive episodes um early episodes all that's all that

jazz get your questions right on the show get your name right at the end of the show uh voicemails when we're in person so uh yeah i just want to i i can't remember if i did that you didn't i don't we'll be in person next episode guys i'm feeling actually fine right now okay good but i feel like a few extra days to make sure that virus is completely gone yeah yeah yeah It comes back with a vengeance. I don't want to, I don't want to flu right now. I will fucking destroy the entire studio. Sorry, Chris, but I would be so upset.

I would be if I. It's, yeah, I get it. Yeah. But anyway, yeah, join all this stuff. Also, a shout out to, uh, let's do this fucker guy. Yeah, we had, we had a great, uh, this artist. Fetal Freak. Let me pull them up.

Yeah, fetal freak. Feetle freak on Instagram. This is. fucking cool of shit, man. Fucking awesome art. You know what it reminded me of? It reminded me of like, um, that's like a little bit of Joan and Vasquez. Okay.

A little bit of Invaders him and then a little bit of gorillas kind of thrown in there. I told, yeah, that's a perfect description. Yeah. It's so good. I need to, I'm going to hit that person up. They might have to do some art for, for some merch. Yeah, dude. We should, we should get, I followed him already.

Oh, perfect. Because, uh, I think he messers me, I haven't, I haven't ready yet. Oh, okay. But shout out to that guy. Give him a follow if you can. Feetle freak. I want to get my,

my little character in that isolated. I want to use that for something. Oh, yeah. I mean, because you look, I look so gross in it and I love it. It's cool as shit, man.

It's, that's so cool. I love it. Yeah, it's very cool. It looks great. I love the, the composition, too. It's sick.

Yeah, it's good stuff. Yeah, and shout out also to our little community, homeless fan. There's somebody. else who does uh i gotta get a list of these things somebody else who does compilations of like best ofs uh good stuff out there and uh we appreciate it i use them a lot just to find find

bits of like uh podcast that we can go back to and use for clips yeah i i got to go back into my history because i recently listened to one that had uh transformers related stuff and i wanted to share it because we're obviously doing peter cullen impressions i wanted to share it and i'm like damn i don't remember which what it was because i've watched a handful of them And I didn't clip that specifically because I didn't think I, you know, I didn't know Peter was going to die. No, exactly. Damn.

Tragic. You fucking killed me, Sam. My stupid friend, Sam Whitwicky killed me. I need all of my Autobots to kill him back. Sam Woodwicky must die. Sam would wiki kill him. Oh, we had a visitor. We had a visitor.

What the fuck was that? Was that a ghost? That was awesome. That was terrifying. My screen froze on you for a second. So like I just saw like a woman appear and then and then disappear and it fucked me up because I thought it was going crazy. Who's the lady ghost? La Yarona.

Thank you. That's who that was. She is Mexican. It makes sense. Right. That was my swagger about. There we go. La Lorona.

La Yirona. That's cool, cool. She drowned her kids in a lake. Yeah, she looks cool. You're, she? La Girona, yeah, that's the whole thing. Oh, I thought the person who just entered your room. I didn't.

No, that's my mother-in-law. Oh, okay. It's the same person. You said, that's my mother-in-law. She drowned her kids. Yes, because she's La Riona. Oh, okay. I don't think she drowned her kids.

Unless Lily and her brother got freaking crazy regent. Or there's other kids he didn't know about. or Lily's a ghost. I'm not if she tried again. Drowning the first ones, being like, I'm going to hit him. I'm running back again.

Listen, Occam's Razor suggests that Lily is a ghost. Occam's Razors would suggest that she drowned original kids. I don't think you know. Occam's Razors. And, but if Lily came back, though,

not the other ones. Oh, okay. So, Occam's Resort just everything happened. Aw, stupid. Anyway.

God. All right. So that's Peter Cullen, rest in peace. Rest and peace. I'm dead. I am dead. I killed myself.

Wait. No, he did. He just died because he's really fucking old. Yeah. Anyway, so there's that. GT6.

They had their thing. Oh, yeah. A 25 minute. Shit, I think it was longer than that, wasn't it? I don't know.

That's that. Maybe that was it. Yeah. I mean, I'm sure you're right. You're actually like, just dialed into this. I was like, I was a little bit. Gawking at what your name's asked the whole time. I don't know.

I do like her frame because she seems like a real person. Like, it isn't just like perfectly proportions, you know? She seems hot and like a real person. Yeah. Which is a good. It's like, this is cool. Gawking. I was gawking, I will say.

It's good. It's good stuff. I do not mind. What's the guy's name? Jason's this character. Jason. I'm a little worried about that guy. Oh, I like him, actually.

He seems boring to me. He seems so monotone and boring. He definitely seems like the more normal person for sure. It's really his, I'm like, is there any, it reminds me of when Rhonda Rousey voiced Sonia Blade. And I was like, is this one of those things? I was like, I don't think Rockstar would do this. Because everything we've heard right now is just like, all right, man,

I hope you have different intonations in your voice at some point. What I'm assuming is that's the point of his character. I think he's the character that doesn't say much, but has a lot on his mind all the time. I'm good with that. I'm sure he's going to have like a lot of like dialogue, like a personal dialogue. I just,

I heard enough. It was kind of like we heard, we heard enough from both of them. She sounded like in a character in a, in a. So you know, when somebody, somebody in real life versus.

in media, you want them to be a little bit more animated, right? So where he seems more like, yeah, I've met people that were that monotone. And I'm like, oh, I wouldn't want to watch you in a video game or end or a movie. He seems more than he seems more withdrawn. Let's say. He seems more of a draw. He's like he's a guy that has a lot on his mind more than he has what to say. I like, yeah, she seems like the main character to me.

Totally. Which is fine. She's the fighter. She's fucking, she seems cool. Like, I'm really, I want to see what the, uh, the anti-woke people. we have to say about this. You know, I think I have this either. You gotta be crazy.

Like, like, I feel like, I feel like everybody should just call those people gay in their comments. Because it's like, what do you talk? Like, she is. This might be the hottest video game, like character that I've seen ever. Probably. Really? Just because it feels like, like she feels a real to me. Oh, gosh.

Like, in a way that's like, this feels like, like, I feel like I could attain this person somehow. No, totally. Which is upsetting. I don't like feeling that way. It's very cool. I like that. I think she's cool. Definitely.

Obviously, there's Camie. and stuff like that. Like obviously, there's the, but that's absurd. You know what I mean? The power fantasy of like, oh,

not the power, you know what I mean, the over sexualized fantasy of a Chunley's thighs and stuff like that. Right. Rainbow Mika's ass thighs and tits where it's like, this is so exaggerated. It's like,

oh, hello. But then you have this broad who, I'm like, I've seen growing up in SoCal, we've seen this. And you probably seen this over on the East Coast as well because it's just so many Hispanics in the United States. Yeah,

it's like, the best way that I, could put it is like there are hotter characters probably but like I feel like I have a crush on this person already you know what I mean? Nice. Like this is like how I remember watching TV and having like crushes on characters but but dude the game like I don't know

it looks it's it's GTA you know what I mean anybody who is expecting it not to be GTA is kind of crazy right but it looks cool like I remember the first thing that I saw the first thing that I noticed which is so weird because this is not not normally something I give a shit about and I really ultimately don't care really that much about it but like the very first shot where they're walking

into like some building and you can see like I don't know how to explain this necessarily but as he's as he's walking you can kind of see the shirt on his like on his back kind of fall onto his body and like the shadows are changing you know normally video game characters their shirts are like a static yeah kind of texture yeah

and there's like there's almost like pre-baked wrinkles into it where it's just like oh that's just like a that's always going to be wrinkled in that exact way it like was dynamic and it was changing. I was like that is such a weird amount of detail. And it's weird that I notice it because this kind of thing just isn't normally attempted. It looks expensive as fuck.

There's a couple jank shots in the trailer. Like there's one of him doing a backflip and off a pier and I remember that looked kind of weird. Yeah, I saw a lot of people laughing at that. Yeah, it's, which normally people wouldn't care because the game's like a billion dollars and it took so long and everything else looks so good, that kind of thing stands out.

Like if that was in like a plague tale or something, I don't think anybody would give a shit. Yeah. But for me, it was the dog, man. He interacted with the dog, and it was something that indicated him interacting with the dog. And I was like, oh, man, they took,

they learned. There's red dead. There's red dead shit. You can study the fucking dog. You can interact with the dog. This game might be late. This game might actually have me. There's like food in the fridge that gives you different stats and stuff.

And there's that elk, there's that left trigger. or L2 to focus on people and interact with them just like Red Dead. So it looks like they're leaning into some Red Dead stuff, which is cool. Why not? Even the story stuff that they showed, like, looked a little bit more serious. Like, it looked more Red Dead to me than typical. Like, a Granite Theta Theta Theta cut scene is so, a typical Granthal cutscene is so loud and boisterous and, and, like, crazy.

This one didn't seem that way to me, which is, I don't know how I feel about that necessarily, because I like the boisterous kind of weird cookey like like oh yeah like that like that loke guy from San Andreas who like was

got broken out of prison and he's like he's he just got molested in the jail cell and he's like really loud and flamboyant I kind of I wonder if they're gonna put all that shit in GT Online because GT Online is inherently less serious

and they're going to like use the base campaign to be more like a red dead GTA kind of thing where it's a little bit more grounded I don't know it's hard to say it just it just seemed more grounded to me in the in what they showed absolutely they didn't show anything too goofy however clearly you saw the the influencer that was in the trunk which shows you that there's going to be a lot of wacky antics within it but just like uh you know probably side shit

yeah that was cool I love the I love the feel of it I loved uh all the other characters they saw like when when they were you know going to retrieve the package and like the opening um everything felt it felt great and um the music was fantastic throughout it i was i was really digging the music i was like the choices i was like this this is awesome the gum play is pretty much it seemed like red dead too um it looked a little like it looks like lock on is kind of like the way that it typically locks on is different it looks more like a normal third it didn't seem like it like it had the snap, but yeah, the auto lock. Like the snap or the snap like to the closest target. It felt more like the dude was moving it manually to the next target. But I don't know. It looked more like a traditional, like a normal, like a modern third person shooter than it looks good. It looked.

It looked. There's still auto aim probably a little bit. Yeah, maybe it just wasn't active because it didn't feel like because I just remember DTA is if you were the closest thing you were near to you would snap right to it. And the dude didn't do that. Yeah. He was kind of like boom, moving over, boom. And I was like, oh, that's interesting. I don't know.

There's a shot too of them leaning out the window in like a car shootout and they shot the tires. And the tires explode. And the force from the explosion pushes the car and like knocks it over and it like it twirls it. Which is like, I don't know if this is. It's weird because it's like I saw that and I was like, finally. And then I thought like, wait, why am I saying finally? you can shoot tires out in other GTA games and you can, but it's not like that.

You know what I mean? Like the feedback isn't quite there. Yeah. I know what you mean. It doesn't really feel like it works the way it should. It almost felt like... It was interesting like you saying that because the way that... It felt like an animation that you couldn't say in that in that sequence,

some of them felt like an animation that would do it regardless. I'm very interested into because the way that one of them flipped it almost seemed to perfectly it crashed in a way that was so perfect that I'm like this seems like this was supposed to happen and I imagine that's not what it is

and it will have different outcomes depending on how you deal with it which really shows you how fucking dynamic that shit is I imagine it is I imagine it's going to be which is really cool I'm stoked about it I think it looks I think it looks cool I think I'm prepped for GTA

I don't think, uh, I wasn't expecting. There are some people like, it just, it's just another open world contemporary shooter. And it's like, well, yeah. I wasn't, I wasn't expecting a soul's like. What do you have? What has, but it looks, it looks good, man. What has every, I'm sorry to those people.

Yeah, I don't know. It's weird. But that's, that's, that's, that's, there's a shot of her diving off the building with the parachute. Oh, yeah. And I remember just being like, that's crazy. Like the draw distance and the detail is it's nuts. Now the thing about it is, uh,

they captured it on base PS5 because at the end it said captured on PS5. That's crazy. Um, it made sense. It made sense because that immediately was like, oh, this is in 30 frames and sometimes it's going lower than 30.

Yeah. 30 frames and I was like, which is what I said, uh, it's obviously. Like it has to be. Like this is what Rockstar does. it's gonna be 60 frames I think I think there'll be a 60 frame version of you're crazy to say that

you might have some sort of balance mode that might make the game look a little shittier Maybe maybe you get 40 Yeah really I we'll see I feel like I feel like there I just I couldn't my brain can't wrap our head around the fact that this wouldn't leave It wouldn't have an ability to make it 60 frames somehow I like that's just like this game with all the millions of a millions you put into it You didn't have it like it can't be 60 frames doesn't seem it doesn't seem real to me. I think the way that they feel about it is in three years it'll be 60 frames anyway.

Because it'll come out on PS6 and PC. And PC, yeah. And that'll be that'll be the thing. But right now this is the best that you can get. It's future proofed. So like it'll it'll look this good and this detailed and it'll run at 60 at some time in the future. But that's not our focus right now. Our focus is on making like the best looking thing that you've ever seen.

That's clearly. to have the frames drop so low at parts. You're like, this is, the point is, look at how cinematic this is. Look how fucking, this is in game and look at how, like, I mean, and I got to say, I was like, yeah, this looks fucking great for how massive the game is. It looks really fucking good. I think, I think people really have to like understand. I think it's, I mean, I think most people understand looking at it, but like, it's, it's difficult

to maybe put into perspective. context. Open world games are ugly compared to linear more focused video games. And they always have been. I remember one of the things that stood out to me actually when I was playing through the original Spider-Man games

for the original Xbox and PS2, like those Tocke McGuire games, was the fact that Spider-Man won from 2001 or 2002, that game looked that game looked like it was a generation ahead of Spider-Man 2 for the Xbox and PS2. Right. It was insane how much worse Spider-Man 2 looked in everything.

Like the character models, the density, the texture quality, all of it was worse. It was still fun. And I think back then, like, nobody really gave a shit because everybody was playing on CRTs anyway. But it was so much worse. And then you look at like even just PS2 and Xbox games from that generation, then you look at, you know, GTA San Andreas. Dude, you're like, Jesus. A great.

Here's a great example, actually, because I thought about this. I remember getting San Andreas and Tekken 5 in the same year. And then like just being able to understand because I'm not a dumb fucking kid. Well, I was like 16 at the time. But still, I'm not a dumb asshole that understands that how tight Tech and 5 is as a product. And so it looks fucking phenomenal on the PS2. And then seeing Stan Andreas look like piss because of how fucking massive it is, comparative, you know?

Yeah. You understood that. And for people to be like, oh, this doesn't look that good, I've seen graphics more impressive. I'm like, how fucking dinses your brain? Like, you know, big this fucking game is? Are you stupid? The fact that this game doesn't look compromised at all by the fact that it is open

world in the sense of like how it looks. Maybe how it runs is compromised for sure. Right, right, right. But like the animation quality on everybody, the lighting and just like the way everything looks and the way everything feels. It's just like for this to be an open world game on the scale that it is is a genuinely insane. Right. So I mean, it's not going to look like fucking it's not going to look like fucking frostbite fucking battlefield or some shit where like that shit is way more contained. And you'll see some shots in that room like, oh wow.

Like that looks almost real in certain aspects. It's just like I don't understand. I don't understand an argument at all. I just feel like those people aren't they can't be that fucking stupid. I really don't believe it. I just feel like it's just being a hater. I just don't think people understand what you call it. I think they do.

I don't think. You really think that people understand that like the bigger something is, the shatier. I think it's like average. I think your average person probably somehow doesn't. I just. It's hard for me to imagine just because like. like we're really involved. Because it's less, is this less phone?

It's like you're, it's like using their TV versus your phone watching. I feel like they understand this. I'm watching this YouTube video on my fucking 60 something 70 screen TV versus my phone. It looks way better on my TV. I feel like they know this where it's like this. There. Some people don't even realize it, man.

I feel like, I feel like you're giving people. You're giving people that don't understand anything about creating video media. I don't think they need to know how to create it. create anything. It's just by like, understand it even. This thing, there is less space and it is not stretched out. The

bigger thing is, the more it takes, the more room, the more data, the more, like, I just feel like it just it feels like such a simple thing because we've just dealt with it throughout our lives, just by existing, by having phones and TVs, where you understand that like, the more

there is of something, it's going to take so much more to make it fucking look really good. I don't It just seems kind of like the simplest thing that like your TV can't you can't put a battery in your TV Like for me you have to plug you have to plug it in because like for me the biggest I like I'm excited for gta I think a game looks cool I have I'm I'm excited to see it I am I'm gonna get the photo gets me really bored very fast I'm more of a red dead fan But if they copy like story elements from red dead to this one I'm I mean I'm more in than I've ever been for

a GTA game in a while. Because I finished most of them. I just kind of didn't really like, they're more wacky. They overstay their welcome for sure. Like they're more wacky. They're long ass games. Granted, I played, I played, I played Red Dead too.

And that game is a, a two seasons of a series effectively. That's a whole show that game. That is, that shit is, that game is 80 hours or some. That shit is the wire. That shit is the wire effectively. But it's like, 50 or something like that. But it's really good. Engaged me.

So that's why. It was like very engaging narratively and the main characters. I'm sure the female characters already given me has already sold me. I think the male character is probably going to be more of a like calm person that's more like pensive and like thinks about things more. And I want to see their dynamic and what happens. I like how they, uh, the depiction of Florida is very real from what the Florida looks like now. Like that is what Floridian niggas look like with those fucking stupid fucking drooping big ass dreads nowadays. was good to seeing that shit.

So I'm excited to see it. They pet a dog. The dog attracted to with somebody. I was already, that locked me in immediately. The cops were mowing people down that game. It's crazy. You know that dog?

You know that? I don't know even where I saw this, but it pops up on my feet every now and again. It's that guy playing GTA 5 and he walks up with a hatchet to some woman or some guy. And he presses the attack button and it immediately locks onto a dog. that's just immediately that's like off screen to the left I remember that you're a dog yell

oh my god it's so fucking funny I wonder if you could just brutalize that dog I'm sure you can don't do that I'm sure you can and somebody will test it so I love the dog it's so cute but so there's other there's other little things that I was I was reading up a little bit about like what was because other people we saw 25 minutes

other people saw like, I think, they saw like three hours of it or something and they were kind of explaining, oh, there's like car customization in it that's like on the level of like what you would expect from like a forts of game. So that's kind of cool. There's, um,

uh, stealing cars works differently now. Yeah. And you kind of got us, you kind of saw that a little bit in the, in the thing that we saw because I think there was one thing called Slim Jim and then there was like bash window. Yeah.

So you can choose different ways. I guess like more. overt ways to steal cars. I guess if you smash a window, the cops will be called on you or something. Yeah, like got an alarm, beep, beep, and then. Yeah. And there are,

and there are higher end cars with different alarm systems on them that you can, I guess, like, maybe, I think I was reading something it's like you have to hack into them or you have to like drive far enough away the GPS alerts the police

that a car has been stolen. So there's like, there's kind of depth to the, uh, the car stealing. Um, which is funny. That's cool. Have they ever had the low jacks on the cars before? No, not that I'm aware of it. That's cool. That's cool. Which is funny because it's an entire series named after this. I know, right? Yeah, yeah.

Like, the whole series is named after sealing cars. And this is the first time that they've actually, uh, and like deepened that mechanic. Yeah, right. Um, different things like people will recognize you based on your clothes and what you're wearing and who you were with. Ah. And the car you were driving. So like, it's not as easy to, uh, it's not as easy to, uh, escape your wanted level. Oh, I see they have the six star back.

Yeah. Yeah. What is that? What's that from? The six stars? Yeah. From the older games. It's just,

yeah, it's just they just got rid of it for whatever reason. It's a five star before a bit when they went by the six star. Six star. If I remember, that I was one of the fucking military would come after you. I think. If I remember correctly.

It'd be tank and shit. Jacket tank. And then as soon as you, as soon as the tank touches a vehicle, it explodes. I fucking love that shit I used to love for me I love the idea

when GTA where cars will flip over and it would blow up eventually I love that that used to be a thing Yeah no matter what No matter what When I was younger I just didn't understand That's like the cars blow up

I hated that Because sometimes like I'm like bro Get up Get up like trying to get out of the car And then the car Yeah I've been taken out by that Many times I wish it was a countdown

Every time your car's flipped over You have a timer For how long that car can exist flipped over. So if you do a trick and you're spinning too much, like, oh my God, well, I'm going to die. I'm cooked. I'm going to blow up eventually.

I love how they were like, how are we going to get rid of this car to save data? Right. If somebody can't flip it, because if they can't flip it, they can't use it and that's a waste of data. Like, how we're going to get rid of it? I don't know, blow it up after 10 seconds. That's exactly the conversation. That's the same hell it went.

I've definitely driven cars into fucking helicopters and blown them up the helicopter with the car. I've done all sorts of wild shit. Right. I've done all the shit like that when I'm. I was younger playing San Andreas in particular. That's the one I've played the most probably because it had multiplayer and shit. So that's probably why I was the one I played the most easily.

But yeah, I don't know, man. I think it looks great. I'm excited about it. I don't think I need to see any more from it. I was already locked in, man. Because like really for how long they've been working on the game? As long as they've been working out, because for what, since we don't necessarily play

and really you've never historically played the GTA games for the story, if you, I imagine if they had all the data, I would say probably less than half people that have ever played a Mathemattovado game have ever completed the entire fucking story. I go one third. Yeah. I would imagine. Yeah,

it's probably much lower. It's probably like 15 to 20 percent. Yeah. And so even myself, I've completed, I didn't complete Vice City, but that's just because for whatever reason I ever owned it. Other than that, I've beaten all the stories.

And again, always from. I just, I love the San Andreas story just because of, you know, it's just a more, I love South Central type shit and all that. It's a big game too. Like, it's got San Francisco in it. It's got fucking Las Vegas in it. It's cool. Yeah. Oh, yeah. San Andreas is just like insert Cali 90 movie. Yeah. And it's a reference to it. Like I really, I really enjoy it. It's fun. And, uh, but anyway, so I don't like how San Andreas ends, but I love the game. I think the ending is really like, of course. course just a because the whole time they're telling like the whole time the game is telling you

you know big smokes a bitch ass nigga the whole game is been effectively telling you that like yo this guy sucks yeah what's CJ's real name Curtis it's Curtis James something like that Carl Johnson Carl Johnson is like yo Carl this guy's an asshole and a writer's like yo this guy sucks you're aware of that CJ you know what do I feel like I have AIDS I don't know what's going on with me this is yo you got AIDS too or something like that. It's like the age in the air. Nice. Yeah. But no, yeah. I wasn't too pressed on the story. I just want to, I want to have fun. I think the story

obviously is, it seems like it's going to be better than previous entries. We'll see how serious or unsears it is. I'm just like, I'm so excited to just drive around fucking Florida and just have a fucking great time. Like, I want to play some basketball. I want to see how intricate that the mechanics are. I already saw people. that they stole that footage that they hacked and they modded that footage. I saw him playing basketball with the Braud James. I was like, what the fuck is this?

It's crazy, dude. I was like, that's crazy. He's playing with Braun already. I can't wait for them to mod CJ in that game. Of course. That's what I'm excited for.

That's a two three night thing. Yeah. Two, three nights. What is your? What is your? What is your official? Give me, like, you say two or three nights. What is your official?

How long is I going to take? I give genuinely two weeks before CJ is in that game. Two weeks, I think that's a lot. I give about a year. Oh, because I guess because of the, it's not a PC, right? Yeah. Oh, fuck. I didn't even think about that.

You're right. I wasn't even considering that. The CJ, the CGA, but immediately, immediately, the moment that's, they probably are already have it ready. Yeah. For the people that. The model sitting there. An updated model, like a perfectly updated model ready for him for this game. Oh, he's going to look.

They've been sitting on it for three years. That person, that individual has been working on the GT6 model for CJ to be moderned in the GTA6 for as long as Rockstar has been working on Gtac. That's crazy. He had no clue. He had a lot of open data just in case. He's like, all right, it's going to be on this console. We put this kind of code in. Right.

It's going to be like, it doesn't put this line of code. He's like every day there's a little bit of more work. He has a nine to five. three kids, but he always makes sure he gets back the house, gets the computer open, does another line of code, make it, make it prepare. Work a little bit on CJ.

Yeah, I don't know, so November. You got to work on CJ. So yeah, late November, or mid, I think, November 19th, I think. I think it was 19th. But, uh, yeah, it's finally, it's finally here, you know, there's no, there's no like,

it's going to be so surreal to launch that game. Like, because I feel like that's, that is the, closest we've that's like a half life three kind of game you know like we knew it we knew it would come but it's been in the zeitgeist for so long

and it's been like this mysterious thing for so long that uh yeah it's weird that it's imminent I don't feel I don't feel that quite yet I don't really not quite yet I just don't really like I like GTA but I've not like I'm not what the fuck are you doing Siri

my brain is nowhere near like oh my goodness I can't believe it's come I was on It's like, oh, well, about time. I'm sorry. I mean, I can believe it. It's just, it is just weird because there's, this is like one of those things where it's like, it's going to be a B.C. AD kind of thing. You know, this is before Grant the thought of six. Because then after this, what is, what is the thing that people, like?

Nothing right now. This is the last, this is like the most recent and maybe even last like hypercultural video game ever. People gave up on, people gave up on, uh, you said, uh, Oh my God, it just half life half. Thank you. Yeah. People kind of gave up on that even though I think with the people are like, oh, the with the steam box and stuff, maybe it makes sense now to finally have it or something. But other than that, whatever.

If they make a Half Life three, I feel like it's, I just don't know that everything's ever going to come out, man, for being honest. And I don't think they need to. They don't need to. Yeah. Yeah. Like, what's the point? That little cute Alex thing. And then I think there's like, yeah, there you go.

Fuck off. Yeah. I don't know, man. Probably I'll make an Eldon Ring too, I guess. I'm sure like that or probably jump up some fucking noise. I guess, but even that but even that is just like that. It won't be GTA 6 for sure. But that's because of the fact

that GTA, GTA 6, GTA has like, it gets the gun and ball gamers too. That's why. And they're the masses. All right. Here's the question. If GTA 7 ever happens, what year, what consoles have come out on? Never. I'm given never. That game's never existing. Well, we're doing.

We're doing hypotheticals. Hypothetical? I don't know. 2048. 248. After we got Mecha Trump, they resurrect Trump. They bring him back. He becomes president again.

20. He goes against Robo Biden. And they actually have like a fight. They have like an actual serious like mech fight. Perfect. Whoever wins. Whoever wins gets, whoever wins gets to tell us gets to have the first copy of DCA 7. And they'll play it on their mech suit.

It'll be like on the chest. Like their suits are effective. The chest of their suits are effectively, what you call it? Like Times Square and billboards that move around like the TV. So after that person wins, they sit down and you can see them play GTA 7 on their chest. You're like, oh, my God, I can't like to pre-order it. You got to. So stupid.

I mean, we, I don't even think, I, you said 2048. I don't even think that that's an absurd guess. Because that sounds like an absurd number. but like we are as far away from 2040 as we are from GTA 5 My 5 came out what in 2013 2013

So we're like maybe like one year short But like 13 years is crazy man But it you know But granted it's not it's not 13 years of nothing You know It's not no no it's 13 years of another game coming out Right but you have to figure You have to figure

If you assume if you were assume because what this game. It might make Red Dead 3 in between that time, you know? Maybe, but like this, okay, so there's Red Dead that was out in 2017. No. 17.

It was not 17. I think it was 18. It might have been 18. Yeah, I can't imagine it as Spider-Man, yeah. So that was 2018. This is 2026. So this game took probably eight years.

Right? You would imagine if it's coming out in 2026, it took eight years. No. From the launch of the last Rockstar game, uh, development times are getting longer. Budgets are getting bigger.

So if, I don't think there will be a GTA 7. I think this is, this is going to be it. I think what, what it'll be is that this will probably be a platform and they might, maybe they'll build expansions to this.

I think they should. Valids of Gates only and stuff like that. They should. Dude, you know, like how cool would, it would be dope as fuck to have like Liberty City. Yeah. And, like, other, and other places, like, added to this game over time and make this, like, a really big, almost like an MMO kind of deal. Yeah.

That would be cool. But I don't know, man, like selling another GTA. Like, because you'd figure another Grant of Dotto game would probably take about 10 years to make. Based on the fact that it took eight years to build this one. I wonder. Yeah. I'll just say. So, 2048's not a ridiculous guess.

It sounds ridiculous. You're right. Are Granta Foto and Red Dead the same universe? Technically, no, right? I mean, you could argue maybe they are, but I don't know. I don't know enough about that shit. Right. I think they are there.

They should want a character, but I could be wrong. I don't know. I don't know enough about it to say anything. The only thing, I won't say, I won't say never because if you think about it, they didn't even need to make this game. So that's kind of like this, this almost seemed like a more of an, artistic decision than just purely monetary because

I feel like they could just milk GCA5 forever. They could have put expansions on GTA 5. They could have. They could do what freaking CD Project Red is doing. And it's be like, let's just make a brand new game effectively, but not really. Yeah. But they wouldn't put it out for free.

Oh, no. I think CD project is doing this simply because of the fact that how much of a dumpster fire, what you call it was at first. Oh, Cyropunk. Yeah. If Cypunk launched perfectly, you wouldn't be getting a free. You might be getting it, but it would it be definitely wouldn't be free.

It wouldn't be free. It'd be fucking Skyruth. It would be the ultimate mega enhanced whatever fucking edition. This is definitely them trying to get like, this is definitely them trying to build like a bit of a cadence of goodwill leading into Witcher 4 because they know that like people are going to be cynical and weird about it. Right. But granted, Doug, I don't know, man. I really think 277 is one of the best

open world games I've played in a while like inhabiting that world was actually really dope I love Lerum Night City Yeah fucking cool as shit I didn't I didn't love it I feel like that I couldn't Couldn't do as much as I wanted to I thought it was pretty good But I felt like it was a little

It felt a little contained It was very much so only missions It was only like you only did missions in that world And I didn't like that Yeah But I loved about the world that genuinely the different sectors were different. You saw different graffiti.

You heard different music. You saw different kinds of people. Yeah. They had different styles in different places. The aesthetic of night city is just like obviously cyberpunk samurai, um, I like cho-sammarize shit, which is like the coolest stuff ever.

And then my nigga Johnny Silverhand is the greatest dickhead in video game history, bro. Like, I'm kind of with you, Derek, where like I did like it a lot. It was one of my favorite games of that year, for sure. But like,

I remember kind of feeling like, this doesn't feel like an RPG really. It didn't until the app date, for sure. The update did a lot to make it an actual RPG. Sure, but even the update was like, they put RPG systems in, but like the way you interacted with the world was like very like, kind of like, I wish there was more stuff to do in that game

because it kind of begs for it because the place, it's so good looking that you want to spend more time in it, but there's no reason to do it really. You can only just, all you can really do is the story missions or kill, drug addicts. That's literally the only kind of story that you didn't do the activity.

You didn't do the boxing missions where he was supposed to do it respectfully. And I cheated for the gorilla. I put the gorilla arms on immediately. Like dude, it was like I fought one person and it was a lady. She beat me up and I was like, I got some for you. I came back to the next time of gorilla arms. And I killed her. She died.

She didn't even. I like that they let you do that. The fact that they let you kill them is crazy. I don't know why. I don't know why it leads to murder. Hey, it's me. Johnny Seaman Hands. What's up, V? What's up, vinegar?

What's up? What's up? What's up? Yeah, get up a samurai. I love that game so much, dude. It's pretty good. It's pretty good. I think the idea of Keanu Reeves being,

Keanui's being Johnny Silverhead is so crazy because he's not Johnny Silverhead. That's not the person he is. It's what. He plays him so wet. Yeah. Oh yeah. Or de levato.

Or yeah. How would you do Peter? Orale. Orlea. My am. My am a hockey wins. Optimus Mexico. Optimus,

Mexico. Mexican Prime. Mexican Prime. Mexican Primo. Primo means cousin. You just got to put O on Prime, though. You just have to do it.

That is true. You do have to do it. Primo. Primo. Optimus Primo. Yeah, so G. DJ6 looks great. Verga.

We can get into questions now. Dude, there's a shot in that trailer, by the way, of like, where it's, it's the female protagonist and she's, uh, she's like sweating in a nightclub. Mm-hmm. And it's insane. Yeah. She got a, she got a big old ass, though. I can't believe how good it looks.

I watched it with Lily and Lily was like, she has a big ass. And I was like, yeah, I know. I know. I know me trying to eat my TV. I don't know what her face looks like. I don't. I have no idea what her face looks like. I really don't either.

It's overextending. Actually, they don't really show her face very much on purpose. Me trying to. It's like Ed trying to eat the mattress. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not trying. Not trying. I was going to say, not trying.

Don't put my man down. All right. Don't put my man. It's a good point. Ed doesn't try. He succeeds until he realizes he can't succeed and he stops. He doesn't fail. All right.

You got some. Y'all hit the first one. I am going to, I, I'm going to piss myself. Hold on a second. Okay, yeah, I got it. I dare you to piss yourself right now. I dare you. I dare you.

If you piss yourself, Derek, I'm being dead serious. I will give you $200 if you piss yourself right now. Listen, I will drive over to your house. If you push yourself, put yourself and then put a camera down to see the piss flowing now you're like. 200's not enough, man, because I get a carpet cleaner and all that shit. Because I'm not going to have any profit after I use the fucking carpet cleaner. Exactly.

So you just have a neutral state. I'll be back. Humiliate yourself for a neutral state. No, that's not humiliating yourself. You pissing yourself. itself for money whatever I'd pay myself for $8 if I'm someone after me that's so crazy

um actually you know what Kingston I'm gonna go to the bathroom too you you get this uh you get this question okay all right where is it at okay guys one sec let me just go to Patreon to ask her a question um what do you guys to all know that you guys are all worth it and you guys are thank you for being fans

you really appreciate everything you guys do and say Chris and Derek are both bitches, and they don't say you like that, but we really appreciate you guys. You keep our lights on. Keep fooling our bellies. Let me get a question from, okay. This one is from Doc Ox sounding himself with four tentacles with farmers to say. This one is from Doc Oxanning himself far as a say time. Hey, headshaft and balls.

Do we read this one already? Hey, Chris. I don't understand. It's me. I was usually, okay. I wanted to elaborate on my name since Chris. didn't even understand it to me. The OR guy, the OR guy, usually when we work on the Fourth of July

name sounds like shit. God, I cannot read this. Sorry, guys. Let me one second. It's on a wrong monitor. What's going on? I'm trying to read a question, but it's on the wrong monitor, so my eyes are not able to catch right.

Did you answer the question? There's no question. Huh. Anyway. Thank you for writing in whoever that was that Kingston just answered the question of? I did not. There was no question. What was the question? What's happening? Okay, this one is from Sweetie Todd. Hi, Dick Farad in Kingston. Recently, I decided to transfer my college in Vermont to one closer by my hometown in Jersey. Part of the reason I decided to do this

was because I was, have a miserable time dealing with 90% of the people there, mainly because of the fact that, mainly because they were the widest people imaginable. My question, my question, is, is their way of dealing with someone who acts legitimately like a racist stereotype? Damn. I don't know. Damn. Man, have I met people that are like that?

I've definitely ran into niggas that have been just like, just like, come on, bro, please stop. You're making it too easy for them. But I guess these people aren't monoliths. You know, that's my best way to put it. What about you, Chris? What do you think, Chris? I think racism is hysterical and it's really cool.

I think it's funny, but the problem is that it's just, it's become, you know, kind of, I think it's admirable. Admirable. Okay.

Curious, curious. I think, I think we need more of it. I think. Ah, okay, curious.

More, okay. Not less distinctly. Okay, not less. That's interesting. And, uh,

I don't know. I'm just going to eat one of these cashews real quick. Okay. Yes, let's find another one. Oh, look at this. I got a cashew here.

Buh. Okay, hello Colombo queer pants, Dickward tentacles Columbo? Who's Columbo? Is he Dickward? This one is from big, ugly Jordan. That's mean, I guess.

Hello Columbo. Hello, Columblow. Oh, no, it's clumb. Let me do this. It's come Bob queer pants, Dick were tentacles, and fat dick star. I'm fat dick star. That's me.

That's me. You were granted the power to do a single use Kameha meha when would you use it at my wedding. Oh, interesting. I would save it. At my wedding. Tor, too. In the sky that I'd like proclaim my love for Lily.

Because it'd be like a magical depiction of love. And she'd be like, oh, he really loves me. So if I start getting like physically abusive, so he'll be like, but like he did something impossible because he loves me so much. Yeah, he did a Kamaamaama Ha. So, like, I have to deal with them. I like, you know? I like it.

I like it. There's like power there. Like I give like, I really, you know, it's manipulation or like, when I say I'm God or something like that, go up and I like a really like wild perfection. Like I'm God. I'm the king of all things. I would. I would waste it. Like up into the air.

I feel like I would waste it. I feel like I would. I feel like in like a, in a fit of rage, I would use it against like a roach or something or like a fly. Like I feel like I just, I don't think I could. I could. I could deal with that. Having the responsibility of having a single use Kamaya. Just use it once.

Use it for something cool. The thing about it is like, you know how like sometimes in video games you'll... Misclick. Misclick. Well, that also, but like I was thinking more like, you know how like, um, oftentimes in video games you'll end up, there's like a resource and you kind of, or like, let's say you have like a type of weapon or like a throwable and you're like, oh, I'll never know when I'll get more of these.

let me save as many as possible. Oh, and I am literally that person. You beat the game and then you never fucking use it. I am that person in real life, too. Yeah. Totally. I am so, I am so bad about you.

I have a pair of dice that I got five years ago that are Spider-Bindex. I've never rolled them once. I have sneakers that I've just never put on. And I have like three pieces of guys never put on ever once. I have shirts that, like, I go. through all my shirts till they're damaged that I use new shirts. Like, I'm just that kind of person so bad.

I don't know where I get it from. Well, that's probably because I used to hit you in the head really hard when we lived together while you were asleep. I mean, I guess, and that's... It's facts. I mean, I did it before I met you, but I guess, I don't know. Yeah, yeah.

Well, you think you did, but like, it's because I hate you so hard. If the comment on my heart, does you know the after sound? Like, when you know, it's used and it has like, ooh! hearing that sound because of something I made as long as it has that I'd use it at the floor on the sort of the planet

to bluff the whole thing. Yeah. So let's let me read some of these. Oh, watching. Oh, well,

there was something here that was like related to something that we just talked about. So I did want to read. I did want to read that. Uh, but, but,

but, uh, oh, what is this? Oh, Taco 2D wrote in. Oh. It says most people know,

Peter Cullen for his role as Optimus Prime, but he's the reason Predator is iconic. He's the guy that created the predator clicking noise. I didn't even know that. What? First time. That's cool as shit. That is cool. That sounds a lot. Sounds fake also. Let me just verify that. I'll just choose

to believe it because, oh my God. Have you got, this is a good question I saw. It's one of the newer ones. Oh, it's not a new one. It's from Wolverines Eternal Forskine. I'm going to read this last one. I'm not going to stop being a fee anymore after this Chris. Because it brings up something that's crazy. I don't think you guys have seen. Okay, bring it up. Yeah. That's nuts.

Okay, he says, hello, fellas. This question is for Derek. Are you guys scared? Are you guys scared to play AAA games knowing that there is a 60% chance you can see Deborah Wilson and be reminded of the time she brutally raped? Brutal. This is crazy. But there's a follow. part. There's a follow-up part that says. Also, have you guys seen

Tyrese Gibson's audition tape for Django and Shane? Yes, I have. That shit is crazy. Yes, I absolutely have. Have you seen it, Chris? Have you seen Frankie Munez? Oh, yeah? How'd it go? Yeah, that's the end of the podcast, guys.

We're going to wrap it up. Thank you for tuning in that episode. I love that. He looks at the camera. I'm racist. life is he says life is unfair he says life is unfair the terry's Gibson one is crazy it's so bad

it is really not good it looks like he goes full slay it looks like someone teleports his mind to slavery and it's like brother I'm very upset that they didn't cast him I'm very I'm actually so happy

he didn't cast no who was he auditioning for he was um I don't know nigger four niga four. Niga four. I don't remember.

I wonder what their names were in the movie. Like, what was they actually named? That's so, who would do something so dirty as to leak this, though?

Like, that's what's so crazy? Yeah. Yeah. It was probably, what's his name, Vin Diesel? It's probably Tarantino.

You're being fucking, why would you, why would Tintino do it? What does he ever get? Because it's funny. I mean, maybe. I was saying like the... You guys have said a movie Baby Boy?

With fucking skeleton-ass Snoop Dog as the villain? Snoop Skeleton Dog. Yeah. So I was like he's the late. They casted the least intimidating guy on the platter. I mean, I... You can't be six foot plus and probably 150 pounds.

Because, Because Snoop is the least intimidating technically, but also he was actually that guy in real life, you know? Like it's a conundrum there. That's what kept him alive. People were like, he was probably threatening a bunch of people like, nigger, really you? I mean, he's skull and bones, you? He got a body on his hand. So I don't know.

It's like, I mean, I got one we know. He got one we know about on his hands too. can cue cue but just thinking like as an intimidating presence because that's still mattered even though even though guns will kill the befiest guy it's I understand mattered for like you always people about people trying to be like the toughest they're always trying to be like the biggest and then you just seen Tyreys Gibson even being like um he was jack then too actually yeah and like okay vin rames made sense as like I think it was like a stepdad or what was he I remember little jody little joddy and he got him like a headlody almost he almost killed him

Like for real. Have you seen, have you seen that movie, Chris? Boys in the hood? Yeah. Not, or baby boy, sorry, baby boy.

I've not seen baby boy. It's really insane because Vin, you know who Vin Ram's right? Yeah, of course. Dude, like that scene is crazy because he legit, like the fact that his,

like, look, man, I understand some having, have him deadbeat kids sometimes. I know my grandma, I felt like that about me a lot. But the fact that you go and sleep with a man that did that to your son is crazy. Crazy.

crazy grand it the time he's is a piece of shit in that movie but fin rames literally almost killed him like he had your poor kid in a chokehold to the point that he was crying

that is crazy that's your son oh my god I love it little Jody then he gave him a little kiss on the cheek and licked his inner lip oh here's the thing

a follow up I think watching the watching the cuck cry to keep your dick hard rodin Jesus does hemlo again to find

follow up on the Tabascus bit from before because remember we're talking about his song about Invader Scum. Ah. Have any of you fellas been surprised or disappointed by a creator who used to be cool and interesting and later

turned into a super shitty person? I haven't watched anything Tobuscus related in well over a decade, but I distinctly remember laughing at his stuff way back when I was a kid. It's a shame to see creators you used to enjoy become assholes, kind of like Sween. Oh, so shit. Yeah, you know, it's

It's, oh, wow. Well, the thing that I wanted to say is like Ray William Johnson, I don't know if you know this. He actually converted to lesbianism and now he beats up women. Oh, yeah. I did, I did read about that a little while ago. Yeah, it was in the news. This shit is not slapping, brother. It doesn't slap.

No, I don't think violence is funny. Yeah. I mean, it wouldn't slap because it's not a lesbian. I think violence is funny. Domestic violences. It's a little loony, too. Funny in a domestic sense. It's a little wacky domestic violence.

Domestic violence, international violence. I'm just to say. Thank you for writing in. I actually don't know if I have a real answer. You know who bummed me out recently? So I followed, oh, I followed Ron Perlman on Instagram. Loved him because he would always talk mad shit about like, you know, anything that was like anti-paggressive.

He'd all be like, and he had all. He had all these videos where he's all old and talking mad shit about Trump or whatever. And his cameras all, the hands all shaking and shit. It was just fun. His teeth are terrifying. I was like, what's up fucking hellboy,

I love you. And then after all that shit, I think, I don't know what's going on with the, what's that the motorcycle show, sons of anarchy. Yes. So I don't know why the cast seemed to be reuniting for whatever reason.

I kept seeing like photo ops of them. But they fucking went to the latest UFC of men. And he's like hanging out with like fucking Dana White and shit. And I was like, so everything that you, all that mad shit you were talking is just what? Because now you're hanging out with the guy that was partly responsible for getting Trump reelected. And you're fucking hanging out with them. Like, thanks Dana for inviting me to the, I'm like, bro, fuck you. Like, fuck you.

Like, fuck you. Like it's just fake, fake, fake, fake as fuck. Like, I don't know why you would hang out with that guy. It's me with a lot of rappers, man. A lot of rappers are disappointing me right now. I'm like, come on, dude. And the rapper I hated once upon the time is the one that's like I'm like the most proud of like respectfully for just crazy. Like Vic Mentsa, I couldn't stand that nigger when I was younger.

He was so aggravating. There was an art in there. Huh? There was an art in there where you just said. Vic Mensa? No, nothing. Don't worry about it. Now keep going.

Oh, do you think that I dropped the hard R? You did. Did I? I don't think I did. It was a soft hard R, but it was there, man. Okay. It was soft enough to where it's, it should be okay. I don't think the, I don't think the, I didn't mean to say that.

I try to keep the word out of my language, but now at least now I believe that. I try to try and don't mean succeeding. But I try to and I'm just like, oh, man, I really didn't like him for a while. And I'm like, man, you've been, you've been on point the last while every time I've heard you say anything, Vic. What the hell is going on with you? Did you go to Africa and evolve into a better person? Yeah. Why not?

I respect that. I mean, it happens to a lot of them, bro. yeah okay here's I really thought I had that picture saved on my phone of Deborah Wilson molesting me but uh

that wasn't catching a wild load for me the idea that it's the idea that it's a photo of her molesting you and it's obviously like there's no way that it could be like there's no way that it could be anything else yeah you know I mean like everything about the image like in the case like yes this is this is like it's

like it's an image her grabbing your shorts and squeezing you're growing And you're like clearly like silent crying not trying to draw. Yeah, you're silently crying. She's got like a face that is she's got a she's got an expression on her face that somehow like. Like be easily horny that somehow communicates molesting. And then your homies like taking the picture like. You.

She told me she whispered in my ear. She was like, I'm going to. I'm going to be after I'm finished molesting you, I'm going to be in every. video game you care about. And I was like, what? I don't understand. Every sphere you love, Derek, I'm going to ruin. I'm going to ruin everything.

I'm going to go. I'm going to do a bunch of metal songs. I'm going to go around and I'm going to kiss every European woman. I'm going to ruin every single thing you hold dear. That's every European woman. That's crazy. I'm going to ruin all of your happiness. Sorry.

And then it comes in. I love Deborah Wilson. She's great. She's a great voice actor. I found out this one. This one's funny because like my face looks so inauthentically like I look so disappointed. I look at my face. You do.

You look like you're wearing a mask of your own face. Yeah. It looks. That looks so uncanny. Why do you look so strange? I think because I love Deborah Wilson as an asses. actor and as a person she's some really cool i was she was it was a weird encounter it really was she was too strong to way too strong she was way she was like dude like right in my face she was

being so she was putting her hand on my chest and like being so i was like bro what is happening right now i feel i feel like especially if you're not if you like i definitely have your nipple because there's stories running around that she steals people's nipples she when she put her hand on my chest she rubbed almost rubbed it off it was still attached though rubbed it like one like quick like right off like fucking like uh dry race like i would say like you should have done something but i also understand like being not in the mood for that and then someone coming on to

you being like i really this is not working out right now you can't like and then you get called the classic getting called gay afterwards in my yeah to you and you're like i don't want to do it like oh you're gay and i'm like no i'm just not only a penis It's one of those clearly double standard things, right? Like, because obviously, if let's just say, I don't know, the first thing I was just thinking about Mark Ruffalo, because he's just like super progressive and shit,

like if he just met one of his like lady fans and was like rubbing her chest and like two inches from her face, you'd be like, what in the fuck is this guy doing? It's good to meet you. I'm the Hulk. Hulk grop. My opinion is actually really big and green. It's actually really big what to see.

He takes it out. And it's why? My brother goes around growing people And then like people accuse him And he's like that wasn't me That was the Hulk We used to like Z I'm fine

I'm not green I didn't do that see Look at me That's so terrible Do you guys hear about Tara Strong She's been like she's been like fucking people I saw that and I'm so mad

I've seen look It's not a good thing It's not a good thing Look look this is deviant But I got so mad When I said Because I got Are you kidding me

Chris Chris What's like Let's okay Guys first and foremost This is not okay Her actions are not okay whatever. Well, let's just let me 19, 19 to like

22 year old me would have. Yeah, let's talk about this for a second. They're adults. Let's talk about this for a second. So like she was just sleeping with her fans and they're adults. Yeah, but they're very young people. They're adults. They're young. So like I guess that's

a thing where it's like there's a power dynamic thing. You can say, I don't think so. I don't think there is. What is the power? Like, what is the power? Age doesn't give you fucking power, dude. It is the, No, it does to a degree. It's where your brain is. Where your brain is.

Like, I'm not, like, I'm not trying to be a bitch about this. I care about is. Like, I, look, you can argue that just because of the age gap, there are some people that would say that she's a creep. And I'd be like, fine. But other than that, I'm like, what else is wrong? That's kind of like where I'm at. Also, also the position she holds to them.

I don't. I don't, I don't, like, look, look, look. That'd be like, oh, a celebrity can never date a regular person. because of the fucking power dynamic. What are we talking about? Listen to me, I'm not going to act like I would have not been in there like swimwear. Okay, I'm not going to act like I wouldn't have made her do the Raven Voice after. Like I would have caught her with a wild shot and been like, clean it off with your magic.

Like I would have been saying wild shit. But there is there's something to that. So do you think, again, so do you think a celebrity can never date a regular person? No. No, I don't think that's the case, but I think there's, there's got to be like, it's, that's, that's what I'm saying. There's, but there's no. There is no. There has to be.

She is a celebrity and then there's a regular person. That is, there is no, there is nothing further than that. As far as when you're talking about what is the, what is the nuance, please tell me. Because that person comes from a particular place of like, oh, they have more of a social appeal. They can affect more things than you can like that. So then you, so then you think it's a problem for a celebrity to date a regular. I don't think there's problem, but I think there has to be like there has to be there's, it's like a conversation about it, you know? Not as it's that it's not, there's no just wrong or it's it can be done without problems.

But it there's, there's a, there's a, there's a thing to talk about with it. Because you can date regular people, you know, you can. What's the conversation? Like, I'm just trying to, I'm trying to understand like it feels like shoehorning a problem where there isn't one in a way that like, if the consent to it doesn't have to be a fan that's like, oh, I think terrorist. Strong's hot and I would love to bang her and she's like let's bang. I'm like, all right. I don't think, I don't think, I don't particularly think what she did was a problem. I think

the fact if they're like being 18, I think being an adult and fucking someone that's like being a grown ass adult and fucking someone that's 18 is weird. But I think it's weird because of the fact that. So that was, I don't think that's in contention at all. I think you say if you want to call her a creep, that is completely fine.

And that's weird. But I think her being, her being herself, because it's like someone like it's, it's the social, the social power they have can kind of unbalance things. But I don't think particularly Terestr Strong has that kind of social power, you know? Because there is social power. What is the unbalanced when people, when they just want to sleep with each other? Like, what are we talking about here?

Because it's like that person, that person is a very big fan of you. So their judgment towards you was already skewed. They're already a hyper big fan of you, you know? Okay. So it's like, I guess a better question is, sorry to cut you off. So you're playing, you're playing on like emotions and, like, not that. No, no, no. Where you're going is, where you're going is there's a fair thing to talk about.

So like, say, and I think this is more of a conversation. Should you be able to bang your fans? And that's a, that's a conversation. No, from your perspective, what do you think? I don't, I don't know, man. I don't have an answer to that. I, um, I think, look, if you want to talk about nuance, I would say there is, there is, should you? there's probably yes or no.

I think the answer is yes, you should be able to. I think the next follow-up is should you. And that's what it really comes into. That's the answer is no. Yeah. I agree. I can agree with that. You should not do it.

Probably not a good idea. I can understand that for sure. Yeah. Because it's like, now that's where the thing is right there. The thing for me is that like I can tell you like if I was 18 or 19 or no way. Oh yes. No way.

There's no way. And I got to do that. I'm now 32. There's no shot that I would have, that today as a 32 year old man, I'd be like, man, that was not okay. You know what I mean? Like, like, I know, I wouldn't be like, oh, I wouldn't, I wouldn't be regretful about it. I could, I'm an adult and I know what I'm, I know what I'm doing. 100%.

I can, I can say, I can say that I did this. It is weird. I can look back on her and be like, that's kind of weird she wanted to bang me at 18 years old. Yeah, it's a little weird. It's freshly, I was still a child. Yeah. The freshness, the freshness of it is weird. It's weird because I'm like also,

I'm like, I'm sure you can get, you can sleep with an array of men at any age. But she's also like, what, she's 50 now. She has to be in her 50s for sure. She's 50 now. So yeah, like she has to be like for sure. She's like pretty old. Granted, have you seen her when we were 18? Yeah.

I mean, look, I'm not going to. I'm not going to lie because of, I respect her a lot that that would be, you know, and this is probably inappropriate to say, if I was a. single man, that would be a very welcome notch on my belt. It should also be noted this is all we don't know if this is even real.

I never confirmed anything. This is all, there was like a speculation. There was like a bit of a rumor going around that she would sleep with her fans. And I remember. We're also shitty dudes. That is very true. And we're shitty dudes that. Well, I also, like, I've had a crush on Terra Strong for a long time. 100%. She's insane.

As far as I understand. She seems like it. I follow on Instagram. She seems kind of, you know, she seems kind of crazy. For people we know that, that know her, she's, uh, she's a lot. She's, you know, I know her. She's a lot. That's all.

That's all I'm saying. Yeah. So that probably means it's bomb too, you know. But so, you know. Yes, but shut up. Let me tell you something. Yes. Like I could like, like, I would be, I would be real with you.

Absolutely. I'd be real with you. You shouldn't say that, but yes. I've been with, I've been with someone that are that, that, that they should have been in that that. they should have been in that hospital that that homie was in and I'm freaking the cuckoo's nest. They should have probably been in there.

Mental disdue. But it was, but it was five. I mean, we know. It's rude to say, but yes. I've stopped with people who like they, they tell me yeah, I just got out of the mental hospital and it didn't dissuade me. You know what I mean? Like I was just like, oh yeah, I had a bit of a break. It's just like, oh yeah, we all have breaks.

Yeah. No, we don't. That's crazy. No, we don't. I haven't happened to me. That is not happened. That has not happened to me as an adult. I can say that. As like a, as an adult,

I've not done that. But yeah, because when you were like seven, you like skinned that cat in under the overpass, right? Yeah, but that's what I went to that place. The people that sleep with me are the bad people. I just went there.

Oh, I'm out of it. I see. I see. I see. I've had episodes since. That's good. That's good.

It's good. It's good to not have episodes. Well, listen, man. And, you know how I already talked about it. So Hallie Berry, anything like that. There's, there, I'm a fan of hers. And if she was like, hey, what's good?

I'd be like, Jojo, may I? You know, it's like one of those things. So like, I couldn't do that. Even the girls I think are the baddest. I couldn't, I couldn't ask my wife for that. I think, like, I really, and I genuinely mean this. I genuinely mean this. I think there are some opportunities.

Like even Joe, I think Jojo is so locked in. She, I would be like, Jojo, go fuck Jason Momoa. Like, please. Like, that is awesome. Right. I could have, I couldn't, yeah. I would appreciate my partner giving me that, like, I don't mind if you do it, but I could, I feel like that disrespectful. There's just rare.

Of course, it would be disrespectful if they were completely if they were like, if they were like, don't do that. Then it would just be, I feel like even asking them that for me. It's like I can't ask that of you. Like, thank you for giving me the past. I appreciate that. I know that you believe I love is strong enough to do that. So you wouldn't do it even if she was like, like, like, encouraging. She was like, throw, this is like a once in a lifetime opportunity.

Nah, I wouldn't want to. I wouldn't want to. I mean, that's fair. I don't, I don't, I think that's totally fair. If you're not interested, you're not interested. I don't believe Lily has the fortitude to be able to do that and be fine with it. Well, that is another thing. Oh, I don't think.

Most people say, she sins it. Most people say they have, a lot of people say they have the fortitude. Yeah, and they don't. The vast vast majority. And they do that. That stinks. Like that is the grossest thing ever. Like, you told me yes before and now you, no.

No, but the thing is this. You don't know how to get you to affect you until they happen. You know, that's a thing I thought. That's crazy. That's crazy. You can't do that. You want your town back now? Is it worth 25 cents?

No. I'm not giving it back. What the hell? It's so crazy. I don't know if I would ever ask that question. What the hell? There's like very, I can't think of a person now, though, that I would,

you know what I mean like I can't think of a person that I'm into to that outside of this fake person from GTA that I would ask you know um so like even like say for the like Elaine like historically for it's like I got to I got to bang this chick that I used to have like a major crush on it's too late it's too late why she did she looks to uh is that is that the issue that she's I feel like I would kill her probably she's small She's probably she's an older woman Hold on it

I'm not saying I would try to do it on purpose Chris are you Chris are you fucking hard enough to kill women That's what it sounds like What's going on? It sounds like he's a Osteoporosis Old person

Chris Chris Listen Chris when I was in my best shape of my life I was fucking girls that were way small I mean I wasn't killing them Yeah Kingsman they didn't have They didn't have bone loss At it like a 60 70 year old

Or whatever Let's she like Let me see what she'll talk right now. She's still attractive. She's older now. She's definitely an old. She's an old woman now. She's still attractive. For me, like the big thing with her was like her in like the early 90s. Yeah. I was like her when she was like 30 or something. Like that's like, that was like, that was like, Julie Louise Streif is so gorgeous. But she's attractive. She's good. What do you mean? I don't know if I could. I don't know. Maybe I'm like misremembering. I think she looks good. I think she looks good. I mean, she's clearly, you know, she's old, but like, I think like for the culture. There's something about this older, this stage of her. that I'm digging. Yeah, I, I guess. I'm not as into her now as I was. Yeah.

You know what I mean? I just think like she has, she has like a particular era where I'm just like, oh, yeah. Okay. I think there's plenty of, but there's no one out of it. I would never ask of leave that.

That's crazy. It's, uh, it's, I mean, it's so rude to ask your partner. It's hyper fantasy. It's so crazy. It's so crazy.

Even, even in a, even in a fake sense, I'd be like, I can't ask this. Like, if she asked me to see to Michael B Jordan, I'd be like, if you want to sleep on Michael B. Jordan while we're partners, you can go do that.

But I want to understand, or that she was going to change forever in a way that's probably not going to be great. So if you really want this, if you really want this, like go ahead. If you think it's like really something you must do, does be prepared for the fact that we are probably not going to be cool to say what we were before? I think it's, yeah. If something, I don't know, it's literally, I think like you said, I would never asked, I think you would have, I would have to be a, get a blessing beforehand, just like I'd have

to bless Jojo. It would have to be one of those things where I'd be like, if Michael B. Jordan slid in her D-Ns was like, what's good? I'm like, bro, you got to see where this goes. I'm like, no, go. Go. I'm like, no, go. Go. Go handle that. It's just too insane. But understand that this is, it's too crazy. Us is not going to be this game anymore. You think, let's just say for the same argument, it happens, but then life, returns to normal. Like why? I don't think there's exactly a normal after that.

Um, is it just because like you can't stop thinking about Michael B. Jordan piping her or what? Cause now, because now every time Michael B. Jordan is brought up, which is unfortunately, he's one of the biggest stars on the planet now.

The next time he makes another fucking creed movie or he wins another fucking Oscar. Yeah. I got to think about the fact that he fucked the shit out of my wife. You know? Like that'll get to me. I'm not even a jealous person, but it's just like that shit will weigh on me.

I, and then God forbid there's a conversation that's, brought up right where like, we're like, oh, yeah, like, let's go see this movie. And I'm like, because that's, that's the stuff that makes you exhibit more jealous traits. It's just like that. I have to. It's generally not worth it probably, I would imagine. I would imagine like 90%, 95% of the time. It's probably not worth even like entertaining the idea. Yeah, I would give her the past. More problems. I would give her the past. I'm like, look, I can't tell you not to do this. It's crazy. I'm not selfish that way. I'm probably not going to be here. Why do you?

end of the week, though. I'm going to be rude. By the end of the week, probably the next coming months, I'm probably not going to be living here. Definitely not sleeping in the same bed with you for a while. That's crazy. You know? That's crazy.

But yeah, I don't know. I like that. Would she be fine with that? That's crazy. It's a fun exercise to at least consider, like how even things are playing out. It's the fun of the feel really hurt. It's the fun of the field really hurt by the idea of your partner getting blown out by Henry Cavill.

I've got his best for. There's a weird part of me like, I swear to God, I'm not a cuck, but there's a smart, like, if I really respect, like, I love, obviously, keep David, I, I feel, there's a part of me that would feel kind of proud or it's like, you, my wife is like, my so desirable that you were like, come here, girl. And I'm like, that's, that's, I can, I'm 80. Take it easy on me.

Like, I'd be like, shout out to you. That's it. It's just like, even as somebody, even as somebody who did generally. doesn't care. Like, I've always felt like, like, sex to me was just like, like, food to me. It's like, I'd rather do it with people I love, but like, yeah, yeah, it's not like sacred. But it's not sacred to me. But it is just like, people aren't wired generally to experience it in that way.

I agree. And so it's just, it's not worth really even. It's just not worth it. I agree. I think there's a very selective of people. Like, like, like an actual cuck. That would probably break me. Like, if I saw Keith David destroying or Michael.

Jordan. That's different. That would destroy me. Especially Michael B. That's a really bad one. He's like perfectly sculpted. I'm a beautiful man just absolutely piping my wife. Well, it's private, dude. It's like, it's like I wouldn't want to see. I wouldn't want to see.

Like what if I wouldn't want to see. One day, right? You open her phone one day. Sorry. But imagine you open her phone and he's like, hey, could you, um, could you something happened? You get a file sent to you by my sake. Oh, what a honey send me? She fat fingered and sent that video and you see that. Yeah, like, oh, my heart broke.

My heart is stolen for me. I can't be. The thing for me, it's like I wouldn't want to see, I wouldn't want to see my girlfriend in that situation at all. Right. In the same way that I wouldn't want to like see a close up of her asshole when she's shitting. You know what I mean? It's just like, this is intimate. This is for you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't need to be here. Yeah, that's one that I, that's one bridge that I hope I never cries. That would really upset me. Yeah. As close as you are to your partner, like you've never, you've never stared at their asshole. That's crazy. That's so, that's so uncool.

Of course it's uncool. That's the best way I can say that. That's super uncooled. It's deeply uncool. Deeply uncool. Sorry, uh, you fetish people out there. Yeah. We're, we're, uh, we're putting you down.

We're putting you down. You're looking at people's shit. You're a fucking, you're a, you should be a bumper on a street. Odds are. Zero. There isn't a 0% There is like a percentage of somebody listening to this That's into that stuff and I'm sorry

I'm sorry that happened to you I'm putting you down sorry that happened to you I'm not apologizing to someone like that that's crazy Yeah I try to not just go Let's just move on Let's get a couple more of these in the ball All right fuck that person Oh queer mo wrote in

He says question for Derek You said in the last episode you're going to post the Tarzan thing Here on the Patreon where is it? Oh fuck I did say that did I Derek post that shit right now. I didn't say it. While you're ever recorded post that shit. You know what's funny?

I can too if you want me to. I thought about I got it. I just, oh, because you have it yourself, right? I think it's against TOS to do that actually. I don't think so.

Because the people have like porn stuff on Patreon and like a snoot mods and stuff. Oh, maybe. Like I would see people like gate. Posting that raw image by itself with no other content is crazy. That was the thing I thought about this because I was like, how would I share this? should I just share it as a link that you can just download it through the drive?

And not like to actually post it in there. But I feel like if that was the safest thing. But then I also thought about like, listen, this may not be able to, but can somebody like reverse engineer in a way that like, okay, I post this link is connected to my actual drive. And somebody can hack in and steal. Well, there isn't anything really. You can upload it to like, you could put it on like imager or something. Is Imager still around? Yeah, I don't see why.

Just put it on Imager or something. Just like a throwaway image account. Can you put porn stuff on Imager? That I don't actually know. I assume. I feel like I've definitely seen. Look, in my chronicling days, I feel like I saw a lot of Imager. Let me see if I could put nudie.

I'm going to ask, can I put nudity on Imager? That's crazy, dude. I have to have like an account, though. I'm not doing all that. I just do a quick one. Throw away. He gives you shit. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, whatever. Okay, I'll try to. I like that somebody's like upset. Like, hey, you piece of shit. Hey, you're going to post it. Like, you. Didn't I, I swear I shared it before, didn't that, like a long time ago? I feel like you definitely, you definitely did before at some point.

How do I search through the post on Patreon? The image is so crazy. You didn't share it on Patreon, I don't think. I don't remember. I feel like you probably. I feel you probably tweeted out in a response to somebody. I did something. I feel like I,

because there was people that were asking retroactively because other people got it. And I was like, you fucking missed out assholes. There was way too many people asking for it still. It was like, it was like a live service event. It was like, you missed it.

I did miss the Eminem concert in fucking Fortnite. Sorry. Yeah, right, right, right. Dude, that shit is,

that is such a crazy image, man. Like, I'll never, I don't think I'll ever forget that. Yeah. It's pretty good. There's another other question by Scythiaquai spiritual,

scorchual insanity. Scorchal insanity. He said Curtis Leeuon, the Adam Friedland show is a must watch. This guy is insane. He rules. I was telling, I was telling, I was telling, um, Derek about that before, man.

Like, it's a, it is so funny because it's just like, I'm glad mom dame or, uh, what was it is, what are the, what are the Republicans calling him? Mom Doma, mom, ma'm dom.

They, they always say it. wrong in a way that like yeah i don't remember mom domi yeah uh i'm glad he won but i like this guy way more as a person like this guy is so much more interesting to me it's like if i had the opportunity if they were if both of them message to be on the same nine they were like yo you want to hang out i'd have to be like yo listen i'm sorry he's oron but yeah you're hanging out carters i got to see what the fuck that's crazy i think i would choose wrong he's a hip hop head only but that's the reason why I would probably choose him.

But Curtis Sewa is funny as fuck. Watch this interview. I probably like I don't normally I would listen. I under no circumstances would I ever tell another human being, hey, you know what you have to go watch the Adam Friedland show. That's almost never going to leave my lips ever again. This episode is insane because it is just the Curtis Lewe show like in this episode. It is crazy.

There's a point where he says like, oh, yeah, I wasn't trans back then, but I identify that way. I identify that way sometimes. And Adam doesn't ask any follow up questions about that, which is crazy. But like, it is borderline whimsical the way this guy speaks, which is so crazy because he's a Republican. Like, he's like a, I don't know what kind of Republican this guy is, but he's like the best one. Yeah. Like if Republicans, if Republicans were like this, oh my God. Yeah, he's kind of like.

like, I think like a conservative in Europe. He's probably like that. He's like, he's like, he's like, he's not, even when he was running, I was like, this guy isn't some just some extreme hateful bigot, you know, like, because that's usually what we just get in the States. Yeah, we usually get like really malicious evil people, uh, who are also wrong. This guy's just wrong, but he seems chill and cool. Like, but dude, this, I was watching, uh, I was watching a lot of it.

I was just like, this is a fascinating fucking guy, man. Zoran, I feel, would just, like, smile at me and, like, tell me about something that he's doing that, like, people are happy about it. It's like, all right, cool, whatever. Like, you can tell me about soccer or something. Yeah, I don't think he'd let his guard down either because, like, you know, he still wants to be like, I know there's a casual setting, but also if somebody's trying to get a gotcha on me or fucking sound by, you know, he would still be like. Yeah, he's media trained for sure. Yeah, 100%. Um.

you want to be in my video I was sure I'm so stupid I was because I remember there was a uploading thing called because I'm looking where I can put the

the clip and I was like isn't it like a mega thing and I kept like I was like to Mega Drive and I was like And it is right isn't it No that's the fucking Sega that's the Genesis

I know but like isn't it It's called Mega well it says I don't know if this is the same thing This is stupid It says it corrected me to mega upload But the only thing I see is Oh that's right

Mega.I.O. and I don't know if that's the same thing. I don't know. Whatever. Find it yourself. It can't be that difficult to find this. I'm going to do Dropbox. I trust Dropbox.

I'm going to just make a real quick thing. I make a quick drop box. What's the guy's name in Tarzan? That guy. Clayton? Clayton, yeah. Tarzan, Clayton. I'm going to put gay.

Fucking. Oh, fucking. It's got to, because like, it's got to be there. Yeah, it's like the first guys. You can find this. shit, there's a lot. So they can find the gifts. And because I shared one word like there's a

a dick going in his throat. There's so much art of it. You see the one where like he's like swallowing a huge cock and it's like dude, I have that one safe too. That was good. That one's fucking great. There is so much more of this that I

anticipated. It's so much unique individually created art of this. Yeah. See that one thing you won't find though is because I, I, I, I've slapped the song over it. That's the one thing that you wouldn't want. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God.

Yeah, green sinus. Yeah, if you look Tarzan Clayton fucking Giff, it's right. It's like, it's so fucking funny. Oh my God, dude. Why? No, stop all this shit. Yeah, you're looking at him. You're making me, you're making me jealous.

I want to like go like I want to look this shit up and I'm like trying to sign up for Dropbox. I forgot. I forgot Tarzan's face. He's like his teeth and like Yeah. It's like reverse.

Like Clayton's the one that's fucking riding the dick. So he should be like, uh, no, like his ass should be getting torn up or something because that's like he's really, he loves it. And Tarzan's the one that's like,

oh, it's just too much. Wait a minute. It's good stuff. Does it cost money? Oh, no, no. Okay, there we go. You fucking cunts.

There we go. I hate all this shit. It was like hidden to continue to base it. I know. Okay. Oh, my God. That really got me. Hoof.

Okay. All right. We're almost done. We're almost all. I'm going to have it up. Guys, I will post a link to this drop box. And so then you can have it and then shut up.

All right. No more Tarzan stuff. all right uh then this will be the last one then we'll get the fuck out of here that's crazy his he's oh that's so funny somebody else wrote it about this too andy rase warskey they're like hey backshot boys i don't have a question but a warning for derrick and sweet i remember you all talking about having poor bookmarks hidden uh so well that you catch your as so before you find they'd find your stash but in 433 you guys mentioned having a tarzan folder with only that image of clayton anyone finds that folder will know you blast ropes to only that picture you're well

Welcome. Listen, man. No. Thank you for writing in. Anyway, Bazaar's rap song titled Justin Bieber is crazy, Rodin. Says, hey, gamer gaze. What's a moment from either watching or playing something that had you shocked because you thought it came from something else? For instance, I finally played Halo 3 ODSC for the first time this month and the music track Rain befuddled me because I heard it all the time before, but thought it was a legend of Zelda song this whole time. Anything similar like that happened to you guys? I think, um, so like it sound like a Zelda song? I don't think it does.

I mean, no, not, not in my opinion, but I've only ever known it as the Halo 3 ODSC. Like, because that music is everywhere in like memes. Like I hear the ODS soundtrack in memes a lot. and so it's funny to imagine because like that doesn't that didn't used to happen really when we were younger like where you would know it makes sense no no no I get it they're right yeah because there's music what I forget what rain is um it's it's it's it's the it's it's the song that's in a bunch of memes particularly that

oh is it yeah yeah it's so like so the thing is like when we were kids uh definitely for Derek and and definitely for us a little bit you it'd be very rare for you to experience a video game soundtrack removed from the context of the video game. Like there was really no scenario where that was happening because we didn't have memes and people weren't editing shit all the time and like posting shit. So like I've never like when I was younger, that music never meant anything other than the game to me. But now like I'm experiencing that now even as an adult where I'm just like I'll hear something. like there was something from DeusX that like I didn't know

was from Deus X. It was like what a shame. And then there's even music from from Deus X too. Right. Like I just, I didn't know that was Deus X. And so playing it again was interesting because it's like, oh, that's so funny because like I have a completely different association with this exact thing in ways that people

before like 2011 probably had no chance of having. What a rotten way to die. What a rotten way to die. die. You shared that clip from, uh, we were talking about that guy from Kung Fu that.

Oh, yeah. He said he was funny. Yeah. Air quotes. Oh, knows. What a brutal suicide.

What a rotten way to die. What a rotten way to die. But dude, yeah, like, uh, I, finding that body being like someone must have done this. He must have done this himself as crazy. Oh, you know what? Actually, the, that, that, that, the music, uh, oh, the Dexter. I genuinely didn't know that that was the theme song to the show. I did not know that.

It's a really fuck theme music. I really thought it was, I, I, I only know it from memes and shit. And even if I thought, and even, I think I might have assumed that it might have been from, Dexter, but I didn't know it was the title track. Like, I didn't know that that was like the way it opened. So, yeah, like, there's stuff like that. From the Dexter. But that's the only things that come to mind really for me. Yeah, I know I have examples right now off the top of my head.

I just nothing. Can't think of anything. Yeah, yeah. Actually, you know what? The first time that I think I actually experienced this, I think I remember, it was Giles theme goes with everything. Ooh. Because Giles theme was like everywhere in like the early like the mid-2000s.

And I hadn't really played Street Fighter really. Like Street Fighter like was, I didn't get into Street Fighter until probably I got Street Fighter 2 on the Xbox Live Arcade. And I think it was like Street Fighter Alpha Turbo or some shit. Like it was like a weird name. But it was like a downloadable thing for the Xbox 360. and that was like late 2010, or not in late 2010, it's late 2000, so like 2009, maybe 10. So it was after I had.

Oh, you might have got that HD like remake they did. I think so, yeah. Like where it was, it looked fucking really sweet. It was like the street fighter two. Like I think it was like one of the hyper fighting ones. I remember that. I had that on 360. Yeah.

Yeah. Turbo came out. It was when a turbo pack came out with all the Street Fighter 2s. That was man. It was fire. Fire. So that was when I started getting into Street Fighter. But like I had never heard Giles theme in game.

until like after that point. Well, it was really special about the one that went viral to this, which made me, which really made me happy because it's the best version of the song, which it actually came out with, there's the street fighter two. There's just this collector's, uh, it's like it has two discs and it has a bunch of different. It's like a, it's a PlayStation game. And there was like this collector's edition thing. And those discs, you know, they had the, the soundtracks in them.

And so I would just get my fucking CD player and I would just listen to them when I would go out somewhere. And I was really happy that that version of the song, not the OG one from Shoot Fighter 2. There's so many different remixes, but that specific one. And that entire, those renditions of songs for everyone, they're so fucking good. They're so amazing. Like, go listen to Vegas. Go listen to fucking Rews.

Like, there's such good versions of their, of their songs. And they only went downhill from there. They never, I think Third Strikes music is fine. I'm not talking about like new. I'm talking about the versions of like... The versions of the themes. Okay, gotcha. I go to me.

Like they, they never, after that, they just got weird and boring and shit. Yeah. That guyal seems great. I remember it very vividly. It's so good.

Because that's one that goes, it's got that weird kind of section in the middle where it like, there's that basic part of it. Yeah. But then there's like that part is like, but then there's like, so good. Dude, it's so, what a great melody, dude.

And it really did go with everything. It really did. It's kind of crazy. My favorite is over like Jerry Springer clips or like Mari or something like that. You are, Mari, you are not the father. The father. The one when a guy does the backflip afterwards, it's like, this is perfect.

This is perfect. He just flash kicked in real life, dude. Yeah, the part when it gets like Yeah. It's so good. It makes me happy to be American. I'm like, oh my God, I want to go out here and I want to fucking. I want to put a lady to people at the switch or go,

dun dun dun dun da da da da. Yeah, at the very end. It's so good. It's like, what a great. That is one of the most like brain scratching melodies in video games. It's so good. great and to the point where it's it sounds so american and it's like some japanese niggum made this i know like what are these idiots like that huh they look at these idiots like what are these

dummies care about liberty munching retard's love there's very few there's very few songs like that that really get me like that and there's some parts of songs that get me like that like the the the one that i think of all the time is like on in legacy of gooku Oh my god Do do do do do Do do do do And then the breakdown It starts going crazy

It's the intro theme The breakdown of the legacy of Goku theme It's one of my favorite Like I used to It's so funny I used to load that up on my Game Boy Advance And I wouldn't even play it I would just like sit at the main menu

And listen to that song Over and over again And the quality of it's really low it's like a bit crushed like Game Boy Advance game obviously but like the core melody there there's like one part where like the melody like slides and it like scratches my brain in a way that like no other like it's so good I genuinely there was some random reason why I didn't go

into the game when I was younger and I heard the whole song and I was like because you never listen to the whole song when you're playing video games a little kid dude I did some reason for some reason I didn't listen I like I just was like oh I had this on the front screen I was going to leave it here. And then I remember hearing it, I was like, this is really good. Yeah, for the curious, yeah, if you go to the legacy of Goku theme, you'll find it immediately.

And it's just, it is so badass. But I think the comments probably, I wonder if there's a timestamp for the, for the breakdown. Because I remember just being obsessed with the breakdown. There's a song, there's a song from Boo's Fury that I love to. Retarded breaking news here. Milo Yanopoulos got detained by ice for overstaying his fucking his visa

No way. Is that real? Are you serious? Apparently. I hope he's getting attacked by wild dogs the whole time. I hope he's getting a bit on by dogs. That is so funny. Oh my God. Yeah.

Barely is true. That is so funny. The widest. fucking freaking no. At least they're not being discriminatory. At least I can respect this one. This one singular arrest. That's so crazy. The Homeland Security

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in violation of our nation's laws. Dude, that's so funny. That is so funny. Imagine he ended up at like alligator alcatraz. I mean, they might, he's gay. They might want to fucking teach him a lesson. He's gay. He's gay.

He's gay. So right now, so right now I'm going through. So Boo's Fury had two songs I freaking love. Obviously, one of them is already. Bobbidi Spacesh. Bobby Spatio, but there's also obviously the freaking Vigita's theme. But for some reason in this one, it has like a nice little drum beat with it. That seems so cool.

Virginia Sacrifices theme. But there's a drum in this one for some reason that I love so much. I'm not too familiar. Interesting enough, I'm not too familiar with Dragon Ball Z soundtrack. I like the video games Yeah, it's interesting Like I'm like You guys are saying all these names

And I'm like I don't know these tracks Dude You're a Game Boy kid that's fine bro Derek I think Derek I think you would really I think I'm curious if you would fuck with this Hey man if it sounds anything relative

To like Capcom music That's more like I'm on board immediately Like I'll send you I'll send the link in this thing It's a really quick breakdown But in this link At one minute 36 seconds Okay.

Dude, the breakdown of this is like, I was so obsessed with this. One minute 36. One minute 30. In the legacy of Goku theme music. Oh my God. Okay. Dude, that slide.

It's the slide. There's like a slide in it. And I'm like, ooh. And the rest of the music's great too. Like that whole track is like, I remember just sitting in the car listening to it over and over again. You're using breakdown in the literal sense of like how it's supposed to be.

to be used. And so my dumb metal brain was immediately thinking like a metal breakdown, which is like, oh, no, no. This is a real breakdown. When they just starts screaming and fucking jamming harder. And he's like, no, when the beat breaks into something else. When it breaks down. That's so funny. I really like this whole, yeah, that game's music is great. That game kind of sucks like a lot. No, that game's mad fun. The original legacy of Goku is not a very good game. I don't think it's bad by its standard by its standard of games at the time on a game boy advance i guess so like i was i was not big on game boy games honestly like they just felt like uh they felt like incredibly compromised experience like it felt like this is like what video games are to people who just

don't know what who don't know that anything better exists like i can't think of the best game of all time that's on a game boy really oh there's a bunch of great games on game boy no those are great chris you're a game converse you're a game There may be some that you don't like, but there's definitely great games on the Game Boy. What I'm saying is like if I were to make a list of the top 20 games of all time, I would fight tooth and nail to make sure that a Game Boy game did not end up there. Because like it's just like I don't think they, but I don't think they belong. Even Game Boy advanced. You might be right.

Game Boy, game boy maybe not, but Game Boy, I think that's crazy. Granted, a lot of the best Game Boy games weren't on those game systems first. They were like the S&S and S&S and they're ported over. But that's an important, that's an important distinction. I do want to say. Like there are port like Super Mario World for the for the Game Boy Advance is fantastic. Like there's some, there's some baller Game Boy games. It's just Super Mario World.

But if you talk about Top 20, I probably couldn't because I was thinking about like two games like Link's Awakening and six Golden Coins on Super Mario Land 2, six golden coins. But those are both fucking excellent games. I'm going to talk about those are the Game Boy games. like Link's Awakening is was not a yes I'm a thing link to the past probably you're probably thinking the link to the past is a game boy game

and then which they they remade it for a switch and it looks like it's for children so it kind of you know it bummed me out a little bit because they made it round it's not really round it's not the aesthetics not for me a 30 something year old guy that's fair I I guess when I play

I guess when I played it I was younger but I did like I liked what they did with it Like, it's a, that's a, it's a good looking game, but it's definitely like one of those things where it's just like, yeah, this is, this is definitely going to alienate some people. As it being my favorite legend Zelda game, I was a little disappointed. I was like, yeah, like, if Halo 2 got remade and it looked like that, I'd be like, hey. Hey, so. That's just like, it's unfortunate for me. It was really, that's all comes down to.

Yeah. Well, Chris, yours would be crazy because your game was ready to end for mature. And then it's given like round bright colors. I'm like, Halo, the original Halo game, all the original bungee games are M. Oh, shit. Really? Yeah. Why?

I think it's because. There's a lot of, there's a lot of gratuitous blood. There's not, it's not that there's gore. But like, when you shoot an alien, like, they bleed a lot. When you shoot people, they bleed a lot. Like, there's like, the, the ground is usually stained a lot. Okay. With, like, blood.

And I think it's really the flood with, with the horror and the gore stuff. Ah, okay. You can blow their heads and hands off. So I'll give you three. Okay. I'll give honest. I agree though. It's weird that they're rated.

They never felt like particularly rated. Especially because like at the time that Halo was popping, Gears was also popping and Gears to me was like, this is rated. Yeah. I guess that's yeah. It feels, Halo felt very teen versus. Okay.

I'm trying. Halo's always been very teen coded. The top 10 GBA games. And I'm like, okay, these are 10 great GBA games like for sure. But are they going to be on a top 20. of like all time games like I just I can't like I wouldn't I wouldn't I think

I think genuinely I think you know what I mean Top 20 Top 50 I would I would agree like yeah sure This is probably like I would say like Metroid Fusion Wario World 4 is a great game Warrior World brother Have you played Warrior World 4? That's a good fucking game

I almost called you the hard hour for saying that Warrior World Super Mario Okay look okay all those aside Mario Superstar saga that is straight up just a great game Isn't that just the SNES? Is that not a port of something? No, that one is that one is on the GBA first.

But there's a lot of them, but saying their top 20 games. But saying top 20, I think I agree. Maybe not top 20. I don't, I'm not saying there aren't great games on it. Even if they're like,

they're not to my tastes. I would still say like from an objective standpoint, even if I don't, even if I were to remove my biases, I feel like if I was, if we were curating a top 20 list of games of all time, like I just feel like, I don't know if you can really earnestly make the argument.

Like, because the best game, I think from the Game Boy Advance are ports of NES or S-NES. Usually. I agree with that. Like Mario World would probably, I would say Mario World belongs there in any of its forms, probably, maybe. I don't know what I'd put for the top. Because I have my favorite. But even that's kind of in question.

It is. I'm a little biased in that one. But I love Mario World a lot. That one's my favorite by far. But is it the best one? I don't know. Yeah. Maybe not.

Probably not. But three. The Tanokee suit one. I think that game is so good. It's insane. I have that on GBA. I play that one a lot on GBA too. Getting to that secret, like the first Mario game,

getting to the secret point where you get, you break the shell in the first castle, and then it's stage one, two, and three, the pipes. Like that moment, going through that moment of video gaming, I'll never forget that.

Because I was like, I didn't, I didn't get, I didn't get that that could work, you know? You saved me from the grips of death. Hell yeah. Okay.

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At the end of the show as well If you would like at this tier You can make me read pretty much fucking anything I've only ever turned away one name Oh yeah Something crazy I don't remember we It was insane. Insane.

And honestly, honestly, I think normally I wouldn't have a problem saying these things. But like I think with I think the AI stuff is freaking me out a little bit. That's the stuff where I'm just like now it's now it's kind of annoying. But all right, count me down. Three, two, one. Watching the pod in public to practice my poker face. Watching watching the cuck. Oh, two watchings in a row.

Watching the cuck to keep your dick hard. I love pussy But I can't eat it Because I'll and then it cuts out Not even because it ran out of space by the way He just didn't finish Nice Derek looks like a sightless fat version of EDP 445

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I said I think That means you think I mean, that's what your thoughts are. It's a good cover, yeah, it is. It's not a good cover. That's crazy. You know she loves you if she lets you beat her. General Grievous's fleshlight,

flesh lightsaber collection. Another one for my collection. Good stuff. Eating Asian pussy to raise my IQ level. Good strategy. Girls gone to wild TV ads at 3 a.m. changed me in 2007. I used to wait for them. Those are dead ass.

I used to have, I used to know exactly when they would have, it would be like 11. Comedy Central, bro. Comedy Central. Comedy Central. Comedy Central, like, 1142, like, PM or something like that. I feel like it was, I feel like it was in the 1140s. And I would, they would, they would pop up. Guys. And I do, I wouldn't even know what to do. The steel drum. The steel drum one. You were, there was like, they were like in an island. They were parting in the island. The Girls Gone Wild version. Do you remember this one? I think so. No, I don't remember the one. Oh, man. Because it would always start with the steel drum, dun, dun, dun, dun. And you're like, let's fucking go.

on, dude. Dude, the one for us was like, because we're, I'm sure there were different versions of it when we were watching. Yeah. But like the one that I remember was, it was like, it was damn near crash bandicoot music. Yes, it was. Yes, it was.

It was real weird. There was the college girl one too. I remember that. I was the college girl one. Yeah. It'd be like the, uh, there was that one. Then it was twins. I remember there was one commercial had twins in it and I was like two of the same person I don't understand the logistics

I wonder if I wonder if those would if those videos would do it for me still probably not like tame I've done like I feel like I've done too much to the female body now it's too tame for me sadly I've lost my spark yeah you do kind of get desensitized to it over time

kind of I'm not finding any of the actual commercials however there is Girls Con Wild theme song posted 14 years ago. I'm gonna throw that in the chat. So you can hear it's the, it's the it's the, it's the crash bandicoot? It's no. Maybe you're what? Maybe this is what I'm thinking.

The xylophone kind of stuff. It's yeah. There's probably xylophones. There's definitely still drums. Yeah. These are, this is still drums. Okay, so it's less crash bandicoot than I remember, but it is, it is.

There's a part where it goes dun dun dun, dun, and like that was the thing that Like they would usually start with that and then it would be just sloop. And I was like, this is fucking fine. I got to use this view. Girl goes wild to do this for the next X-IMO. I have to use this music in a video or something. Like this is like this.

Totally. I can't believe I never thought to do that. There's no telling how far these girls are willing to go. There is no. Well these girls go wild? Dude, it's so funny. And it's just tits. Yeah.

Yeah. Who cares? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's so funny. But, like, I remember, like, yeah, when I was a kid and I saw that shit, that was, that was, like, mind-blowing. It'd be like, you got to turn, you got to turn the volume down and you're like, mm-hmm.

It even says in the comments, volume down, blankets up. So, it's so funny. It's like, wait, I like, the girls. That was, like, at that time, you just, because at that time, you, like, you didn't have anything, you know, you didn't think about that stuff at all. And, like, only girls you knew, like, were, like, people that you probably couldn't stand. You really would, like, they were just in your class, and they were annoyed. This shit is a dog.

I remember watching this when I was younger being like, holy shit. I got a pee. I got a pee. I got a pee. I got a pee. Oh my God. All right. Good stuff, man. It's good stuff. 3 a.m. though. Like, where the fuck were, like, well, I guess they would be at 3 a.m. probably. I always caught them fairly early.

What? What is insane is that these women are so not my type anymore. It's crazy. Yeah, they probably, they arguably were never my type to begin, but they were just, The type there was just boobies. That's all. You were just grateful for what you got. Exactly. I was never,

I was into like a Leah when I was a kid. These were not a white. White blondies are such repellent to me now as a grown man. It's crazy. Yeah, I know you're a little racist. As a kid. I want to say right. Whoa.

You are racist. I mean, why? You're like, I'm not into blondes. That's a type of person. That's a type of human. I'm not into a blonde hair.

It's not particularly my type. I've slept with blondes before. You sound like you sound like. You sound like a fucking. I'm not saying I'm not going to, no, I can go further. I can't go further. You could go further. I can go further.

Yeah, but this is not where I'm, this is not where I'm at. I can play bigot if you want me to. I'll take a check. I'll take the check. Don't worry. No, it's fine. I don't, I ain't going to hate on you for being a, uh, a, uh, a prejudice towards certain types of people, you know, do.

Do my prejudice. I don't, I don't, I don't have any prejudice towards them. I was so funny. I was never into, I was never into blonde white women. either really like it's just something i don't know what it is i don't really understand that i don't think they're pretty it's just like it's just like i don't think they're pretty i just like they're um because like i know that i understand preferences but i never understood that the like i don't like these certain types of people like that's the thing oh yeah that being turned off to any kind of

strange but i well not well no not any time you used to put big ed in front of you i'm sure you're no well obviously just attractive women are attractive women that's my right is my entire being as however. But that's why I was like, oh, she's blonde. Like what? To me, it's just like, is she hot? Which is funny to me when I was younger when I, when someone was like sold me a picture of this like, look at this person.

Like, oh, it was really hot. Yeah, that was a dude. And I'm like, yeah, but like, look at what I'm looking at. She looks hot. So what's your fucking point? What's your fucking bread? Are we all lying now saying we weren't like, yo sick? I was never like, I was never like disgusted or like, it's just like I never met any.

I just never found myself like drawn. It was in like, even the characters on TV that I had crushes on. It was like, it was like, you know, Raven, you know,

from Teen Titans or like, I were having kind of a crush on Penny Proud even from fucking Parod family when I was a kid. Yeah, for me it was definitely like, I don't know, it was darker hair always. It was definitely like Superman.

Superman. Superman, Batman's Batman. Batman's penis. Yeah, yeah. Hot girl and Green Lantern's son. That nigga was hot.

Oh. crazy. I had a crush on. Brock Lesner. Brock Lesnar's daughter. Maya Lesner is fucking God. Kingston,

how do you feel if I'd knock that down twice? I would feel if you were having a conversation with somebody and you were in school, you were in like seventh grade or whatever and you were talking about like, oh, who do you have a crush on? And people gave like,

different names and different characters. And somebody was like, yeah, I had a crush on this photo of a penis. I saw when I was six. I would have definitely called him gay or something like that. I love the idea of seven. Seventh grade,

Kingston, I would have been like, oh, oh, you're gay. That's bad. You get butterflies from seeing the penis. Getting butterflies. Man,

I've had butterflies in so long. Holy shit. Yeah, that's been, you're a significant other, I realize, like, I was like,

oh, man, uh, Jojo talking about butterflies. I was like, oh, she really loves me. And I'm just like,

what was, and I was like, is this just like a man thing? We're like, we just, no, I love her, but I don't get butterflies.

That's what I mean. That shit is crazy. It's like, what, getting butterflies. And I'm like, that bitch is lying, nigga. That bitch is lying, nigga. You know she lies. She likes you like that. Grab her and choke her. I don't lie to me. I don't lie to me. I don't lie to push her. I don't like that. I tell her I don't like that. I don't like super gayness. I'm like, hey, don't get. When she looks at me with those like eyes where like I was like she's in love. I'm like, oh, I'm like, don't fucking do that. My kind of affection's never been that kind of affection. I have a cutterer. I have no idea how many times I've got her. It's crazy, man. That's crazy. A raw one too. Like there's no pre. gamble, walk past her dip.

You do one uppercut, you twirl, and then spin into the next one. Why has that never been done in a fighting game? Because it would kill you. It's so shit. It does happen. That's Ken, that's Ken, that's Ken, show you rap. He will uppercut with one fist at multiple times. I'm talking about two simultaneous fits.

Isn't show you rapists? Do you remember that video kicks in? One and two? In my, he's just, he's just doing the same one over and over. I look closer. Does this sound familiar to you? to you because I'm having like a ringing, like a, like a, a bell is ringing where there's a dude who tries to uppercut like this. No. So what happens is when I was younger, I, I,

I told you the story when I was, when I was younger, when I lived in a Bronx, there was two like seven or eight year olds fighting. And one kid kicked the other kid then double uppercut him. And I was like, he's literally just using math. He's like one uppercut hers using if I put another upper... Yes, obviously. If I use both my hands, I'm upper-cutting him twice. That's going to hurt him more.

You're generating... Significantly less power. He has no idea about fucking leverage. He was like, oh, this is better. And I was like, oh, this is a villain. That is so funny. It's like trying to, like, instead of doing just, oh, a roundhouse, you know, and using, like, the being all to swing yourself.

You try to jump and kick both legs. You swing both. Double roundouts is way deadlier. Swinging. It's trying to swing by the finger legs while they're straight out. It's just makes sense. Double the legs. Yeah.

There you go. I've definitely seen. That's crazy. And watching like street fights, I've seen people kick my roundhouse other people and then uppercut them afterwards. And I'm like, yo, what are you doing? I've never seen anything like that. That's crazy.

Like a street fight. He gets him with a long. Like it's like, I don't know what that kick is called. Like a roundhouse kick. And then like he gets him and he like chambers himself. And I'm like, this is not real, right? And then he just uppercuts him afterwards. And I'm like, what is this?

What is this? That sounds like Tekken. Is it? It is. And I'm like, why are they making these martial arts, adept, bums fight? What is this? This is horrible. No, it's not.

All right. Because they'll kill each other. Now, now I am become men. Mexican destroyer of wall bounce. Nice. It's just a bouncer of walls. Yeah, I like that. But, uh, I got the girls going on my screen, so it's just only 999.

It's overall white girl's ass. It's like on my screen right now. Do you think is, is this still an entity anymore? Because I feel like we could probably print these shirts. It's gone. Yeah. I bet like if, if I'm going to, listen, we were talking about, um, some of the, the, the rejected ideas that I put it on the,

T-spring that I no longer use and just put out and let it get new who cares of anything happens. Can I? Can we show this on the podcast, whatever? Because I was going to share my screen is have the image of it. It's hilarious. I don't need to see. I don't need to stop. It's hilarious. This is a hilarious image. Just take a fucking picture of it

and send it in a chat or something. All right, go ahead. This guy's actually taking a picture with his phone. He doesn't know how to screenshot. I think it's better because it's like more of a gooner thing. It does look more gooner, too. If you take a picture of your green. That is true. Sam Hyde, but not controversial.

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You do the classic, you do the classic where it's like, peering up and your dick is like in frame to the side. So your dick looks a massive because of perception. I've done that. I've never done that yesterday. I've never done that. I've done that. I've done it to my bros yesterday. What do you mean? To my

I don't want. I got my DSLR though. I took I took pictures of my dick of course. Well your DLSR is crazy with your fucking real video camera. DSLR for like however much it was like 1700 or whatever the fuck it was. Yeah. And then I was just like this is amazing. immediately took picture of this. I was like, this is crazy.

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Yeah. What if the signs that January 6th said eat Mike Pence? That would have been fucking amazing. That's crazy. they're going to do a I love that

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like, like little hors d'oeuvres of his toes. Yeah. Um, delicious. He's like, begin to pass out and they're slapping him awake hey someone's giving him adrenaline they're shocking him with adrenaline they're making a snort bath salts

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Welcome to my podcast. It's your host, Podcastomus Prime. Today's guest, the future rapist And then it cuts to a camera And it cuts to the other camera And it's a mirror facing him That's insane

That's awesome Oh my God I'm Chris Reagan and Hassan Piker Ribb Dollars My one condom That outlasted three wallets That's crazy Damn. First of all, first of all, no idea.

Yeah. Risk it all, dude. Risk it all. Ronnie Radke's rate. Remember that? Remember having two ice in your wallets? Crazy times, man. That was crazy, right?

Crazy times, man. Exclusively high school for me. I don't think I did that after. Up until like maybe 18. Uh, I mean 19. I wasn't really getting on neither then, too. I was just, fucking, I was just holding for no reason.

I was just holding for no reason. I don't even talking to me. You were doing that over Winfrey book. What is it? Secret thing. You're like manifesting. Oh, right. Right.

One day. One day I'll, if I carry it, then hopefully. Then I'll attract situations where I'll meet it. And then I got, freaking, then I got a girlfriend. And I was like, I'm just throw it away. We're not using this. No, boy.

You stupid? Ew, why would I use protection from what? I have a gun on. Oh, man. This is a great name right here. Malcolm in the Middle East. That's crazy. It's good stuff.

Oh, man. That would suck. It would suck so bad. My bond's unfair. Israel's doing a genocide. It doesn't even fit the syllables at all. Putting a toothpick under my big toenail and kicking a wall. I'm calling a Snow Bunny Bravo 6th the way she's going dark.

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Dude, do you remember, wait, did I do this on this show or no? I feel like it must be because, like, how would they know? I had an AI summary made of like a video that I posted. And it said, oh, Chris Reagan, like, oh, Chris Reagan, like, addressed his hiatus in a video called so shiny weather. And he's like, he's going to low photon in fucking Norway to shoot with the T.U crew. The T.U. Oh, I don't know what the fuck that shit is. It's a new gang you got to start.

With the TU crew. Yeah. What do you mean is? Times up. Times. Nice. Yeah. And it's the rabbit. The rabbit holding the freaking clock is your fucking motto.

I like it. Like a little silhouette of it. that fuck or something. I don't know. Yeah. It's good. It's good stuff. Round-eyed Asian swapping all come donations with his own. My penis can touch my belly button. How about you? Nice. I would hope so.

Right? I have a gut, so no, but if I didn't have a gut, absolutely. Probably. I just, I don't, I don't, I don't usually I've definitely busted straight inside. I don't you bust straight inside of my belly button and then dip the freaking goldfish. That's crazy. That is the most disgusting fucking thing. Oh my.

That's so nasty. The snack that smiles back. Yeah. Goldfish dipped in my belly body coming. You pull it out of the other one and it's frown. That is honestly so gross. It's fucking vapid. That's visceral.

Brandy Hutzel. is a bitch-ass coward. My penis can touch my belly button. How about you? My Queen of Faphazzard, Sporticus fighting Dr. Doom. What if this guy's belly button is just above the head of his dick, though? Like just above the shaft.

So it's not impressive at all that it can reach his belly button. So his belly button is like it's like, it's like right there. I don't know. So does he just like not have like a pubic region? Like is the, I don't understand.

Yeah, yeah. It's breaking my brain trying to imagine, actually. It's like, yeah, yeah. Never mind. It's too much. Queen of Favazard, Sporticus, fighting, Dr. Doom, who is winning. Bald, blue-eyed German man waiting for the Expedition 33 movie with Sween as Lunei flying around the screen. Showing a BBL Dr. Kyle Lowry picks like a barber. That's crazy.

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unstoppable. Dude, I was playing the original Budakai recently and like, uh, the change now stuff is hysterical. Because you really can't just do it. It's random, right?

No, you can just do it. You can just do it to the other person. Oh, I thought it on a bull, Boo absorbing people was random. Yeah, boo absorbing people's random. But like the, because I'm playing through the first Budakai,

the one with like the mini game where you got to like, yeah. You do the, the, try to line up with the lineup of Rattice with the special being canon. It's so silly. That game was really fun. It is really fun.

Fuckface and stuff. Really hilarious character models in that game, by the way. Oh, there's some wild ones. Kid, like child Gohan looks disgusting. He's like a little monkey. It, yes. A little monkey, yeah. Fuck face, unstoppable cardboard pie, cum nut butters.

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It's so, it's so clearly. Sweeney's whole. Like, I mean, that's, like, people are like, people are going to be like, who the fuck is that? Like, you know, the vast majority of people. we'd be like what does that even mean everyone everyone understands yeah they somehow know

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in Michigan. Asian Obama be like ret me be creer. Damn it. What the hair? It's so good. So good. Derek. Whatever.

Derek, I will pay you $33. $0.11 if you suck Kingston's big toe. What do you say? Derek, stop being pussy and piss on the floor right now. Stop being a fucking bitch. Give me fucking five bands. That's crazy. I piss on the floor for five.

Yeah, that's more. I can easily clean it up for like a couple hundred bucks and then I'm going to go. That's crazy. Give somebody five bared to pisses. Hey, man. There's all those guys being financially. Well, that's not the same. thing. I was going to say financially dominated, but I guess they are to a certain extent.

But what I mean is those motherfuckers that pay women ungodly amounts of money to do dumb shit like that all the time, right? That's great. Somebody brought that. There's a thousand dollars of shit on me. And I'm like, man, why not me? You DM me. Whatever.

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Yeah. What's crazy is that the second movie is really damn good, man. X-2 is good as fuck. Yeah, didn't like David Hader write that shit or something. Yeah, he was involved writing it. Makes no goddamn sense, but yeah. That really is crazy.

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I don't, I'm lost. BOW movement. Oh, as Hawking, as Hawking, BM as Cody. What fuck is B.M. Bowl movement? Boul movement? B, what did you say? Bitch bigger?

Yeah. With an M. Gotcha. Is that like an Irish inward? Can we please? I have to pee so bad, guys. Let's finish this. I'm going to hear it. I'm going to go ahead and go.

You could just go pee. No, I want to hold. I want to finish this. Oh, he wants to be as long. But the thing about this name is that it's just like, this is Jordan. So like I just, I don't, I don't get it. Jordan, what are you doing? We're not that smart.

What are you doing? What are that clever? This is the joke. And it's going to be something absurdly obscure, but very racist. B.M. Black man? No. No, it's not me. Bow movement. That's the only thing about here, B.M. It reminds me my grandma. You don't always say B.M. I'm like, stop saying that. Bold miggers. I don't know.

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Oh, that's right. I forgot. Did we do that? Did we do that? I forgot about. Sure. Because Zalmokoff is crazy. He starts moving at you quicker. All right. You've done it now.

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I don't think so. I don't think that's, no. That's never... I don't think you've ever been... I feel like we haven't tried to. But I don't know if we can't. All right, listen, I'm going to end this because I got to get my laundry out of by shopping wet laundry out of the fucking dry.

Oh, perfect. All right, guys. Suck my dick. You... We'll be in person next week. I swear. Yeah. Hopefully I don't get to the end.

I'm going to get fucking load up on vitamin C. I'm going to have six masks on, but we're going to do it. Yeah. Stop. I don't think that it understands that you're saying it with an M. Yeah, it should. Computer. Erase Kingston.