The Snark Tank - #435: Grand Theft Woke... or whatever

Episode Date: September 7, 2026

The "Anti Woke" crowd is at it again, criticizing the female protsgnoist Lucia of Grand Theft auto 6. They just need to come out of the closet already.https://www.patreon.com/TheSnarkTank

Welcome to Star Tag Podcast. It's me, Chris. It's him Derek. It's him Sweeney. We're a little off now. We're all thrown the fuck off. Because we had an entire episode. We recorded... That made me so mad. We recorded an entire episode. I don't know. Did we end up... Did we end up deciding to salvage that into a... So I'm gonna put it into, but like, so I... We recorded an entire episode, an entire episode, an entire like full-length episode and like our fucking SD card fucked up. So we've only got I think the first hour in like six minutes or something. Hour and eight. Hour and eight.

I was off by two. Big difference. But so like we're trying to figure out like I had we could maybe turn us into an EA maybe. It'll be like hey here's here's the extra ammo. Here's the lost episode that it's annoying because like it cut off right before all the like fan

service like the when we answer the questions and do all that. Right. It cut off and I think honestly what Bum's be out of it is like I think the second half of the episode is where the stuff gets good. It gets a lot better. So like we mostly were talking about like GTA six for actually a good while. I thought that segment like when I remember taught, I don't remember anything we were doing. No, no, no, I don't.

So I remember that being like maybe, oh, we probably talked about that for like 20 minutes or something. We talked about it for a good amount of time. And then when towards the tail end of that conversation, you're saying something and then it just ends. And you know what's funny? I hate that like I go on such autopilot when I'm when I'm editing. the one thing that like I didn't notice it until I compressed the first track I was like

oh it didn't take any time at all because like say oh there I was like I was like oh what is the breeze yeah and so I was like oh I was so fucking mad

I was so mad because I was like oh good let me get this out I'll be done and I'll go to I was yeah just a waste oh especially why I was mad coming home there was three delays on the train

one of the morning which got me just a teeny bit late not a big fucking deal yeah yeah going back the train's comms all went down and so you know they were like we can't go anywhere so yeah they so they need computers what the fuck do you mean it's it's on a track

so to be to have maximum safety instead of being frontier wild wild west where if a train broke down you'd have no idea and you might smash into one or something something somebody falls asleep. You know, they have all the computers to make sure everything is above board. If somebody does a backflip on a fucking trap, which actually happens. I've learned frequently.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. My cousin did that. Yeah, so, unfortunately, rip. I mean. Oh, yeah, okay. Well, then fuck him. It wasn't a great guy.

Yeah, fuck that guy. So, yeah. He got caught talking to some people who are not of age. Oh, and then so instead of facing jail time, he did a backflip on the track. No, he just would like to, he just did that for fun. A yes and kind of guy Yeah Well hey good good good good on him

I'm glad he did that Yeah Yeah but anyway A lot on that funeral That's good I do like saving on funerals That's always good Yeah it's good

Yeah it's good when someone's just hated That's one of the things I'm trying to keep my family alive Like I have a really old grandma And I'm trying to make sure She stays alive as long as possible Because I don't want to have to deal with the Yeah like lightning lightning rod took up to her all times

I basically have some type of Dr. Frankenstein type of contraption going on. I replaced it with her bed. She hasn't noticed yet. She hasn't noticed that she's on a fucking Frankenstein rack with fucking wires and diodes and fucking plasma balls. They got these pylons. It's all,

yeah, she has, you know, I'm hoping she doesn't figure it out anytime soon, but she hasn't figured out yet. Her chances of figuring out are only decreasing as they're rapidly diminished. Yeah. Rapidly. So it's been good, though.

So I'm glad, but yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so that sucked. AEA is, it's going to be lost episode. I wanted to release it after this. It just felt, I don't know why it, to me, it felt disrespectful just releasing that half shit episode because people are probably waiting for something. Yeah, yeah.

And then I was like, let me release this on Patreon, a real episode first, and then they'll get this little lost thing. You should fill the rest of the time gap in with a video of some guy busing on himself. Like, find like a compilation of the same guy. Yeah. constantly coming all over himself. Maybe I can, uh, like only the tip of the head of his dick is in frames. You can kind of see a little bit of that it's kind of him in the back and he's coming.

So I'll just go on like, uh, multiple videos him doing that. Um, compilation, what guy, guy coming compilation. Individual singular individual coming. Yeah. Yeah. I like, hold on a second. Yeah. Hold on.

I never, okay. This is funny. This is funny. It's stupid. It's not funny. actually. I never really thought about, well, of course, if you are a person making individual content, if you're a man that's jacking off, you have that compilation ready to go. Yes. You have it to ready to go. So it's probably so what probably have to cover like an hour. So like you think like a

like a fine like an hour of somebody. A hour. So you got to do some you got to get a little bit of preamble. It can't be just him nutting. It'd be like, it'd be like a thousand like a hundred inside videos of a guide. Would it be too much? like just like busts like there needs to be like maybe 30 seconds in between the bus or something no it should only be the busts no but that's so many so it's unrealistic you don't even get a chance to like recoverish no it almost sounds like you know it's almost like step I think I think it should be it should be the person coming in and they'll reach for the camera to turn it off yeah yeah yeah it goes into the next one oh he doesn't cut that part out yeah then it's just constantly that over and over again I love the idea of not cutting that shit out

It's like you ever see when those retards when they when they do screen records and they don't cut out? You see the phone? They don't cut out that part or I'm like how fucking lazy are you? It really bothers the shit out of me. I mean it really like it's way to it bothers me way way more than it should, but it really does. I hate seeing the 20% batter you or some shit and like the thing scrolling down. They're all scrolling down and then they press in. I'm like dude it literally takes like 10 seconds to cut that out.

You just go to the video edit. You slide it off. done it's off it's over you did it dude I found out speaking of screen recording only because I did this morning I found out that some dude who was in my comments

and like my DMs for like for like years yeah saying like oh man you sold out or whatever he fucking overdosed the last week had died so they got him how did you so I screen recorded that

that moment from Spider-Man too where he just eats the hot dog you sold out Oh, man, that's crazy. Imagine complaining about people being too woke while you're fucking leaning, doing fentanyl folds. Yeah, like the shit that all, everyone's complaining about, like, drug addicts and this and that. Yeah, like, what the fuck you are that? It's insane.

Isn't it not always that, though? I know. Those people going hard in the paint. And it's like, bro, it's you. I was like, I haven't seen him in my DMs for a little bit. Oh, man. That's rough, man. It's not that rough.

It's kind of cool. you ever have you ever have you ever actually talk to any i have actually like a fentanyl folder I've done it no that's not what I've been I meant like any of those people that have been talking

mad shit or whatever in your comment section have you ever like once I sometimes I entertain it I haven't done in a long time but I've been a minute every single time without fail I've gotten some sort of like apology

because it's like I you know what happens every time there's a guy that does you know how people do debates live now and they'll have people call in and they'll have like there's so many, I follow a couple people like that and this one guy. And they'll sit under an awning outside on a college campus.

Not like that, not in real life bullshit. Right. Not back. I don't follow any freak like that. What are you talking about? It's almost the anniversary. Of what? 9-11. The, the kirkening. It's almost here. What's that? The cursification? The crucification. No, you're trying too hard. No, there's something there. Wait,

give me a second. I'll be back. All right. We'll come back to you. Yeah. I don't know what's a kirkening. Relax. We already have, he's trying to workshop a name for a thing that already exists. Look, it's the Kirkroversary is what a lot of people are calling. That is the, the, and a carcary, no. Look at him. Yeah.

This guy doesn't know when to stop. Anyway, well, while you're dealing with that, what I was trying to say is, this guy he called in to the, it was trying to argue about the, the, the, Renee Good, remember the shooting? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he was like, oh, that, you know, blah, blah, he did, he was, he was, he was being threatened. And then the guy was just like, we're going to watch this footage together. Remember, this happened many months ago.

Right. We watched it together and he's like, oh, I actually have, I've never seen that footage. I've never seen that angle. And like, that dude definitely murdered her. And it's like, how in. It really bothers me. You're angry enough to call in and you were so in cares to just even do a little bit. Watch the thing you're talking about.

I'm so impassioned about this thing I have not seen. It infuriates me What do you fucking mean? It's so wild Nothing's right Those people remind me of the people And the DMs are like You did this

You did and I'm like But I know It was a guy recently It was like Because I was making fun of the people Who were upset That Lucia in GTA Was doing the one-handed reload

With the shotgun Yeah And they were like Something like Ten years ago You would have made fun of this I was like I will give you 50 grand

If you could find An example of me Talking about anything like this Made fun of what What does he mean? A female protagonist being competent in a video game? I grew up on Tomb Raider, dude. I was one-shotting velociraptors

while doing fucking mid-air gravity-divine cartwheels in like the 90s. Like, you're not gonna... I've never once bothered me. That's never been like, show me, I guess, you know, from, I guess the people, like, how to... It's an adjacency thing, isn't it? Yeah, and like, you're proving to me

that you've never watched my shit. Yeah. Because show me when I've... Ha-ha, woman in game. I will give you 50 grand. And not only will give you 50 grand, I'll give you 50 years as a deadline to come up with it. Right. I'll give you the rest of my life to figure it out.

Yeah. Because it just doesn't exist. I know myself. I know how I felt about video games my entire goddamn life. Yeah. I've made the point that I'm like, dude, in my community, in peer to peer, we were like, oh, we liked, first of all, women in games were cool. And we were also kind of like horny perverts or like we like seeing women in games. and then secretly

you crushed on the girls that were playing in the community because you're like oh she's like me so then you kind of fantasize about like there was never any exclusionary like I never ran into that I've seen it online

I've heard people say like that guy is an example or the people saying look what Lucia did or why is the woman driving in the fucking demo I mean that see this proved his point

It is pretty crazy Oh my head So look Before we We got it Kirkiversary I just had I just had a vision of me

Throwing this on him Ascent Hold your applause I'll hold it Thank I'll hold it for the rest of my life I don't want to be made to feel uncomfortable I would eat that

I just don't have it Is that bean and cheese burrito? took 40 minutes to make. This beat of brick burrito. Look, we all had all of us, like, I guess you didn't have one. This morning was a nightmare. Yeah. Because you got here, you were running a little late, which is fine, whatever.

You decided to take that time to get some coffee and a bean and cheese. Yeah. The peanut cheese took like 30 minutes to bake. It took so long. And then, so I'm like, all right, I got extra time. I want some Arizona's. I don't really have time to run to Ralph's and, like, come back with it. So I ordered, I ordered, I ordered six Arizona cans, so like a six-pack.

individual from like a 7-Eleven that I know that always has it this is what came this is what arrived I haven't seen it yet so fucking donuts fucking chips a hooy some fat motherfucker whoa hey you come up dude

that's already like that's already probably like 12 bucks right there yeah except I don't eat this shit so here's another thing of Oreos oh damn you don't eat any of this it's Thailand This thing is like, I'm going to be hurting after this. I'm going to be hurting after, you know. More Tylenol.

Dude, this is a huge come-up, actually. I mean, it's, it's, I don't mind it. There's still more? There's so much more. He sees the list of shit. So like, oh my God, there's so much shit in here. There's some cheese. Why would you buy this from 7-Eleven?

Whoever ordered this, you probably spend $100. A hundred dollars at Cirque's animal cookies. I haven't seen those in fucking river. You want to? They're the white coating with the sprinkles on them? I haven't seen these in forever. What is that? Cheese.

This fat piece of shit. Just bought you. I'll put that in my burrito. This can't be one person's buy. This is one. It's my now. Sorry, loser. Ew, cosmic brownies.

Oh, they're so gross. I hate these. I didn't know. I thought I was asking if these were still available. I didn't even know. they made them still. Another thing of donuts. Oh, fuck.

What the hell, man. Six Arizona cans. I didn't want on a weekend trip or something like that? Soft big cinnamon roll cookies. Why would you buy this from 7-Eleven? There's a Ralph's right there. You know what I'm saying? What is this?

Cheese and Cracker, Keebler sandwich Cracker things. We're not done. Oh. Ooh. There you go. There's a little bit of healthiness. To balance it out a new, a Nutra grain. Or a Nature Valley Crunch.

A little bit of fiber. Brother. And then... Poundcake. A cheese... A cheesecake bread from 7-Eleven. And that's everything. Oh, wait.

What is this? A gun. A thing of meat. Oh, and like a... What is that? Bersudo. What is that? A little meat.

It is... A little meat. Roch-Rote... Oh, yeah. Mazzarelle and Bersudo. My original order was... It actually looks kind of good. My original order was like...

Maybe $12. Yeah. You made to come up. This is so. Because like, you know how the convenience stores mark everything up so much. Yeah. This, I would say this probably close to $100. This shit is, that's crazy.

But, uh, it is crazy. But like, this is like $30. It's not $30. This is way more than $30. This, this order, this would be, he's right. It would be probably like almost $20. That already right there is probably like $26. Then the rest of it is.

I would say this, this is no less than $50 as an order. As an order. right here. So at the grocery store, so bad, but I do not eat cookies anymore. At the grocery store, these are usually like $4. This is killing me right now physically. So at 7-11, this probably has to be like eight bucks. Because, like, dude, like, so the issue that I have right now is that like, I'm going to throw all this shit away. You're not going to throw it away. I'm going to eat some of it. You can take whatever you want. All right. I'm not, I'm not, I'm going to, I'm going to, uh, uh, destroy my, I mean, I already did today because I got this thing. This is fucking hilarious.

But yeah, so he got this. Dude, this shit tempts me so bad. So he gets a, you don't want one? I know, man. Okay, I was about to open it right now, but I won't do it. I won't do it because that'll hurt you. I don't eat that anymore, but are you sure? You know, so if I open it right now, you're not going to eat it?

No, I'm not going to eat it. You enjoy yourself. I appreciate it. I'm not going to eat right. I'm fine. Listen. Don't let me ruin your day. I,

oh yeah, guys, I forgot to mention. So Chris, he didn't get what he wanted, which is fucked up, but he at least, at least it was a come-up. I got my money back and then just got my shit back. Yeah. Like now I got the right. He just got free shit. I got a much of free shit. I, this burrito, not only did it take a million years to make, it was $9

$9 and cheese. In what fucking universe? Look, man. Is a bean and cheese burrito nine fucking dollars? I did that. I did all this. I looked at the guy and I said, are you fucking serious? He was like, yeah.

I'm like, I mean, what is the other? What is he going to say? And I still pay it. Imagine he goes like, oh, you know what? No. No. Can you imagine? You're the first person to ask.

So we'll give you the real price, six cents. And we find out we've been like paying like 5,000% markups on everything. I think I would. Just kind of not false. On some things. On some things. I remember seeing the real prices of how expensive like TVs were. To make them.

To make. Or just. for Sears to buy when I was working at Sears. And you'd see like you'd see like how much Sears paid for a television and how much they would charge for it to the point where like even if they had like an 80% off sale, they were still making like orders of magnitude more than they would they would pay for it. I worked at Starbucks for years. You know how much it cost to get one of those five pound bags of coffee?

What? Like maybe like 45 cents. Yeah. Yeah. It's insane. Because you do the tally obviously with numbers of how much everything costs relative to how much you're going to sell it for. And I remember seeing it.

And I was like, excuse me. It's jarring how. I was like excuse. Because they buy it in Boll. They buy it in so much bowl. Right. That what you call? So like you get like, we get the box of the dark rose or the blonde rose or the regular Pikes Place.

And the box is like genuinely like $2 for the big bags of coffee. And then you sell every cup of coffee for like $2. some change. So that one. Even more than that. So that. Well, I guess now. But now.

Okay. But yeah. So the what you go. So you'd spend. So you'd be making such a gross amount. more than you're spending. And it's like, oh, this is crazy. You know what keeps me from eating, like, say, McDonald's and all that shit?

Like, I actually felt sick going to Burger King to get that general super stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I felt a little sick. Oh, the super thing. Yeah. So I got the stuff. I got the chicken nuggets made me sick. Like, I shot my pants almost.

Like, I don't know. I don't know. I just, I think my stomach is not used to. The Burger chicken nuggets have not been good for a while. They revamped them and I think they're worse. I think that what you said? Every time I eat fast food, I have the fucking shit's after. Like, it's like across the board now.

Because it's not used to it. Your stomach sucks now. It's just everything. It's like everything I eat. I'm like, like this is the point where I'm like, I literally have to get at home. Ross. I'm just not going to feel good the next day. That's.

I'm like forced to do it now. That's better. I don't feel like it should be that. That sucks. Because I feel gross. I eat. I eat the food. Then I'm like,

I don't feel good. You think it's more mental than anything? Probably now. I tend to with not feeling good. I'm like I eat. Like if I like say I'm like I'm going to work out. Like I'm going to go do my steps. I walk for like maybe an hour.

And then if I eat that shit after I'm very hungry, my stomach's like, dude, I feel really bad right now. Yeah. Or if I'm like working out, then I work out and then I eat that shit. And I'm like, my body's like, this doesn't give you anything you needed after this. You just feel like shit. So now I'm just like, I have to cook at home. That's good.

It's good. It's great to have that. Like to me, it was, okay, I had fries at there. It was fine. The nuggets, I don't know. They made me sick. I don't know. And they said they revamped them too.

They go all. I think they're worse, actually. I think they're worse than their old nuggets. grease and shit. It's so greasy. They're thicker. It's probably made with more fucking beaks. You know,

like it's grounded up beak. It's exclusively. Now with more beak. Introducing Burger King's new beak nuggets. I didn't like him, dude. Some people were probably like, well, I thought they were great.

I don't know it all. I mean, it also is one of, it is true that like, there are fast food places where it's just like, there are good ones and then there are bad ones.

I remember, like, there was a Burger King in the Cross County Mall when I was growing up that was like that would hit consistently. It was like always good.

And I remember being like confused that Burger King had such a shit reputation because the one that I was used to was always like the one that I went to was almost always better than the McDonald's. Like we had a shit McDonald's.

Yeah. So like that is still fucking my mind. You know it's crazy to me now for some now because you go away that McDonald's everything from McDonald's smells like everything else from McDonald's.

There's no like distinctive scent or even really taste between them now. So now from the breakfast menu smells a little. little different. It smells sweet. Sure. That's it.

There's more red 40 in it or whatever. You can smell more sugary fragrance from it. So now what I'm like, I was just like, Lillian, don't you notice that like

McDonald's all smells the same? It tastes the same for the most part. He's like, no. Oh my God, it does. So now she can't eat McDonald's anymore as I've ruined it for her.

Why? Because it's consistent. Is that a crime? Right. Chicken shouldn't smell like fish. Fish shouldn't smell like jig. Yeah.

Chicken don't smell like fish at McDonald's. It's just, I just like all the oil just, you know, it contaminates everything. So everything is just like grease. Everything tastes the same because the same fucking oil,

right? I'm like, all right. Yeah, I get that. But yeah, I try not to eat out that much more. Like,

particularly in California, there's so much street food. That is like, eat that instead of the fast what you're going to eat from that one of these stars, man. Because they're probably about the same price. It's all about convenience though,

man. Like the, eat street food is not convenient. It's, when you look at, say, there's a, there's a weird essential

giant fucking line of cars. And the only reason I've even gone to Wiener's Nitchell is because they have, they're having these deals that remind me of back in the day type of prices. Like, oh, you can get two corn dogs, a small fry for $4. You can get two chili cheese dogs, chili cheese fries and a drink for eight bucks. Now, the fine print on the small fries, it's literally one singular individual fry. You get one small fry. Yeah.

Well, like, so like the lines out the fucking, you know, but there's nobody inside. and I'm just like, guys, park and you'll get your food way faster. Yeah, that's what I do. But they like don't, but you know, so I was talking about convenience. People are like, I don't want to be inconvenient. So they'll wait in this inconvenient line, because they feel like parking is more inconvenient than that. That's why the goat is in and out, man. Sadly to say, it now thrives on is cheap and it tastes way better than a lot.

And that's another one where I go inside. I don't wait in that big ass line. I only don't go inside when it's like, because in this area in Burbank, And out's are way overpacked. I've never seen no area where it's not overpacked. Like overpacked, particularly inside it because if you go on the evening, yeah, I never said. No, I've seen empty in and outs. Where?

Not like relatively empty. Like, um, you know. You mean like just right after like a shooting or something? No. So what happens? This is a really crazy callback. So the in and out, um, there's an end. Now when I worked in Glendale at the Starbucks I worked at, uh, the in and out in and right next to the, um,

there's up the street, right? Like, north? It was, it's technically it's north. There's the one at the, uh, at the, um, the mall about a gallery. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That one, after I'd work out, I'd go to Starbucks. I'd work.

I'd get out like at 11.30. Yeah. I'd go to work out for like an hour, almost kill myself. Hell yeah. And then fucking decrepantly go to it and out, get a double double and then just sit on on the bench in pain from working out. And I'd get home at like 2 o'clock in the morning. I'd have to go to work at like 8.

And I'd be like, this is awesome. I love my 20s. And it would be cold as shit because that area has a bunch of wind, obviously, because there's a bunch of buildings. Yeah. And then it'd be like, this is fantastic. I love being 26. I'm not going to get sick or anything. My pores aren't gape right now because I just worked out.

You were 26 when that was happening? No, I was definitely younger than 26. Yeah, you're like 24. It was like 23 maybe, I would say. Fucking crazy. 26. 26 that I wasn't working at Starbucks anymore. Pretty sure.

But I was like, man, I love being a young adult. This is awesome. And that was the only time I'd see it wouldn't be packed I'd go in, I'd order my food and I'd go to the line And then be like... A little bit before I was about to close, something like that. But that's only in that area Because that area is relatively closed by that time.

The problem is that the one, there's the one by the AMC That's over by a town center By the mall. Yeah. That one is always packed. That one's always packed. That one's complete ass. Because that one is right next to a mall and the what you call.

It's not designed for it to even hold in and out because the traffic is fucking spilling out into the road. Every time. And it's like over. to the curve so when you turn the corner that's the one that's way more it's way more now because now there's apartments next to it yeah they had the apartment it's getting too local though

this is getting too local I do want to know who the fuck this is yeah that ordered this insane greasy piece of shit maybe this is like someone's last meal they were just maxing they were just like you know what I'm out tomorrow they also ordered like a gun from big five

or something that was coming to the Tylenol I gotta buy a gun the Tylenol's where it's is what really makes it for me because it's just like they knew that this was going to not this is going to hurt no drinks at all also right it's just like no at least cut it with a water you know i guess yeah you think this person's drinking water absolutely this is multiple people this has to be this is one person that can't this can't be one person this is definitely one person this is sure because multiple people or just someone trying to clean money you know you go to grocery store and clean off money where it's like let's just order deposit of my account of order this is a sad this is a sad this is a sad fat piece of shit. Like, it's, I, like, I, just, they're the ones that would order all this shit from fucking

7-Eleven instead of strategically getting something from the grocery store and spending infinitely less money because they have a connection to 7-Eleven. Yeah. Look, I'm sad and fat, but I'm not a piece of shit, so I wouldn't go this far. You're not, like, are you sure you didn't order this? I'm sure I didn't order it. You want to see my postmates to my last order on postmate? No, I'm sure it's fucking funny.

Not this. It's not. I can't even. I can't even, like, I would be so ashamed if someone caught me with all this stuff. Yeah, this is too much. Yeah, it's just that. Like, you know, you're going to the gas station, like, I'm going to ask you to grab something. You grab, you know, you grab your two pieces.

You get your, you get your disgusting hostess orange cake because I love that shit. That's orange flavored. It's always, it always tastes terrible. Yeah. And you get like your Arizona. And you're like, all right, man, it's my little two piece. Yeah, yeah. I'm going to go back home.

Yeah. This is too. This is maxing. Can you imagine my disappointment, by the way. I'm parched. I see my orders here. I'm like, all right, I'm going to take a sip. Yeah.

And then it's just a bunch of shit. Not even a liquid. Not even like a water that I think. That's true. Like the not cutting isn't water is what bothers me. Not cutting it with at least a beverage. Like, I'm just going to eat this whole this whole thing. Just going to eat it.

A whole thing of dried donuts. Does the things say your name on it? Charles. I don't know. Charles. Is it really? It says Charles. So the piece of shell kind of is like, did they,

verify your name? No, of course not. Because all they have to do is be like, oh, the order for Chris. They saw C.H. They saw C.H. And they were like, fuck it. So Charles, we just got to find Charles of this fucking greasy piece of press. You fat fucking stupid loser. I got all your shit.

My bad, Chuck. And I got a refund on it. Wait, wait, wait, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys. Charles is going to be so mad. Who gets golden double stuff? That's what I'm saying. Who gets this? Double stuff, too.

King-sized golden double stop. Hey, hey, I can put these in my Cheerio, son. This fucking rabbit, motherfucker. This fucking, everything's okay-ass nigga, man. This look on a bright side type motherfucker over here. Silver lining, man. I would be dead if it wasn't for that. If I had to think about the impending doom of-

You know what I just realized also? This is 11 a.m. That someone's ordering this. Someone just ordered it. I was going to say, this reminds me of, We all probably have one friend that you've spent a lot of time with and you were like, I'm with them. I don't see them eat that much. Right.

When are they eating this much? And I would have to imagine this would usually be like 12 a.m. 1 a.m. This entire thing would be inhaled. Yeah, this is like your high maybe. It's like 1 a.m. A lot of places are closed. I don't have anything in the fridge. I'm getting carried away right now.

I'm not eating all of this tonight. but I want all of this right now and then it gets to you and then you eat like maybe some of it and then like the rest of you know what I mean For this to wait for this as an order to exist at 11 a.m. is crazy. 11 am. is awesome because listen it's not a family Family and you go grocery shopping It's not like oh you're just going to like for a few kids kids are at school now

School's back in session This is a sad lonely guy 11 a.m. I'm examining this over and over again It's a fascinating array. He got, dog, he got cheddar sandwiches. You get, you don't get, you get these with peanut butter. You don't get the double cheese one. I haven't seen these in general as an item in like, like a decade, maybe two decades.

You don't get, you get the peanut butter. I'm sorry, but the prosciutto is probably the craziest one. Like the individually wrapped, like, sealed vol-pop. The game size. See, like, the disgusting treats make sense because it's, guys did but like this this like this fancy people well yeah again we we've established that he's going to have an extreme headache after he's done eating on it these are such the cosmic brownies piss me off too everything here is just a really like what was this one the animal oh soft bake uh mini soft baked

cookie cinnamon that is so fat dude their cinnamon roll cookies this guy is getting cooked on this on this program bad because i don't want to make fun of that i don't know i don't know his experience. I'm also convinced this is more than one person. I'm not going to change my mind. You could be right. I think it's funnier that we I think it's crazy if it's one person. It's definitely one. This has to be like like I'm ordering

some shit from what you call it. Anybody want anything? It's like my class. I get tried with this every single time whenever my friends. I'm like hey, I'm going to order something. Anybody want anything? Yeah. And everybody's like yeah, immediately. I'm like here you go guys. You think this is. I was that animal crackers over there? Oh yeah, these are the circus ones.

Can't forget the circus animal. Those are fire. And the giant chips away. I forgot there was a giant chips away. It's so much shit. That shit is tempting me so. This is the best cookie on the planet. So I,

so I got to, I'm not a fan of the chewy one. Me either. But it's also, it's so unnatural. It makes it easier to eat and that's the problem. People think I'm insane. Baby. Exactly. Because they're just easier to chew.

It's so laborious to chew. No, the normal crunchy cookie. Guys. I'm getting a win. Just thinking about it. I'm not. I thought you're talking about texture.

No, it's easier to eat. No, the texture, it makes it like, oh, this is easy just to bite. Or you get a stew. You start maxing. Yes. Those are, those are my greatest temptation when it comes to, like, fucking bad snacks, and it bothers me. My hot take is that chewy cookies are kind of gross.

Chewy cookies are so unnatural. If you've ever baked cookies, they don't stay soft like that. Yeah. I like a nice crunchy cookie, and then you have it with milk. Yeah. And then there's a nice counterbalance. little soft. Yes, sir.

That's the point. Yes, sir. I'm dipping a chewy cookie in the milk like a fucking freak. I don't do milk in cookies. I'm not that kind of guy. Oh, so you're just a freak. I just don't really like milk that much. I use vanilla on the milk. You don't like a crunchy cookie?

Like, even when it's like a little burnt, dude. But granted, when it's a little burnt. And it's a little burnt, that's the best. That is the best cookie. I don't like one of little. I've had, I like perfect cookies. I'm also very picky when it comes to cookies in general. So presumptuous.

I am. No, I am. The way I like them is perfect. The cookie god. I am. I am. Hold on. Hold on a second.

I'm going to have critiques on the cookies in the general world. You know, the expression is the way the cookie crumbles, not the way the cookie stretches out like cheese. Like, I also, I personally, you're fighting your cookie.

I'm like a cheese pizza. That's how I envision the chewy cookies, man. It's so gross to me. Like, I prefer a, I guess I prefer a crunchy cookie tech. Not,

I prefer a chewy cookie personally. Okay. But I just don't like milk. That's why. What about like, So I haven't had regular milk and, well, sometimes it's in Starbucks because I just, it's just in there. I just don't like milk. What about, what about almond milk?

Dude, vanilla almond milk is my favorite fucking day on the planet and I got to chill out because there's a lot of sugar in it. Yeah. Because sometimes I can inhale that shit. I'm not a milk person. Well, what about like just like, so just like even like the odor almond? I think Starbucks ruined my whole milk reception. I think that's what it is. What do you mean?

Because I just had to be around milk so much. I had to smell gross. I got the clean milk off of stuff. What about like just not? not like milk. You got PTSD for milk. Like genuinely, milk in general,

I just don't like it really did anymore. Okay. I'm also a laxious intolerant. That's another part of it. Like, I'm not violently so, but I'm lactose intolerant.

Well, everybody is, every human is to a certain degree. Yeah. It just depends on your level. Engloids can endure it. They're better at it. They're better at it.

They're better at it, but it's still not 100%. That is true to the people. Basically, whoever grew up sucking cow dicks. Some people didn't have cows, you know, like a lot of places didn't have cows.

So when people think about You throw milk on an Indian gentleman, he's in trouble, dude. Oh, my God. He's in trouble. Yes. I don't say, I say native. Like, they deserve it, bro. That's true.

They're not Indians. I don't say that. I mean, sometimes if I'm trying to be quick, I say engine. It's just because it rolls off the tongue blow better. But I'm trying to be quick and I want to be raised. I just throw it the wrong crazy. Just get real quick about it. That's crazy.

There's no, I mean, they have cows in India. They just don't, they don't, I don't think they're doing. I'm big on a. I actually have no idea. I think on oat milk lately. I mean, they definitely have cows. Old milk is lately my go-to. Not a milk person.

It lasts a while longer, which is not. It's just a little bit too thick for me, but I think that's what people like. I mean, I use it for like. They last way longer. It's really only for cereal or like cooking, like, throw a little bit into eggs. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay.

I do yogurt and eggs. Do, uh, Greek yogurt. Oh, uh. Why? This is more fiber and protein. You put in the tartness into an egg? I want to throw up. Also, it flops out.

It flops out the egg more. I don't care about fluffy eggs. Well, I don't even eat. eggs anymore. I'm fucked. Yeah, nigga, you're just like that of your eggs. I know. I just have the dude, it feels like someone's pouring acid down my throat. Like 10 minutes later, I have the worst heartburn. That's what eggs does to me. It's just like a, how long as it's a bit of the bad eggs? Like actively, like forcefully doing it. Well, I did so I did. Okay, so, um, Joejo had a, a, doctor appointment probably at the beginning of this year. So it's in my hometown.

And moka salsa is like the place I grew up with and they have these breakfast burritos for a dollar. And I was just like, I'm going to do it. I don't care. Because it's eggs, potatoes and ham and cheese. And then like, I was like, I don't care. I'm going to do it. And then I was driving home like, you know, like just. Yes.

Before that, I can't even remember the last time I've legitimately had eggs. So you know it's still a problem. Yeah. I was like, did you try? I've definitely tried. And somebody's even convinced me because they're like, you know, like things change over time. I was like, that is true because I developed. because I developed it in my mid-20s.

In my mid-20s, I developed seasonal allergies and a sensitivity to eggs. And I was like, what the fuck? Why? Dude, I never had season. I don't have pseudonologies. There's one time I experienced allergies and I've never been humbled like that in my life.

It was crazy. It sucks, man. It was my eyes were burning and I was tearing and I was like, what's happening to me? Kingston, there is an air purifier in every fucking room I exist in. That's crazy. It's that bad.

And then when I go, my room. When I go to other people's places and like say like, say oh, sometimes we would crash at Nicky's house, Nick and Jordan's. Yeah. And then I'd be like, oh, I'm so fuck because they have a bunch of cats. And so I'm just like, oh, I'm so fucked. You know, and then like, so then I, I just load up on my antihistamines because I, I've, I've

screwed myself. He takes so many. He can't move. He turns off every chemical reaction in his body except for the most basic brain work. Yeah. Yeah. I've just screwed myself by going to in the opposite direction.

Yeah. Where there's like purifiers in all my rooms and then you go outside of the world. There's none. And it hurts. And I'm like, ow. I have a purifier in my room just for sleep.

It's beautiful. But dude, like, I'm allergic to cats, but not every cat, I guess. Because like I'm fine around Nikki and Jordan's cat.

Most people's cats I'm fine around. Our friend Justin has a cat that I swear to God was trying to kill me. You know what's crazy? Lily's the same way with that same cat.

That cat is fucked. Oh, so that cat has a good kitty too. It's makes it so unfortunate. That cat, I cannot be around that cat. Just has some sort of dander. I was sneezing, I think, literally every three seconds. Oh, wow. And I did that for like 30 minutes.

I was like, guys, I have to go. Like, I literally may die. Yeah, I don't think I have any type of algae. I just think it's just general, like, dander. You know, like, so I was talking about them. It wasn't like I was like super fucked up, but it's just there's cat dander more than they're not being. So, of course, it's just going to irritate me.

I've never had a problem with animals and, like, me or something. Yeah, never, no, no, I've never noticed where I'm like, oh, I'm so fucked, I'm so clogged. Are you allergic to bees? I don't know. I don't know either. I've heard people talk about that and I think a lot of people, they're just afraid and they say that. Because like, I would think of people, the people who are allergic to bees, usually you could, they, they turn, they take off in the opposite direction because of they get stung. I like, I can potentially die. I've seen some other than bees to get stung before and it looks ridiculous. Yeah. Because the way they bubble up. Yeah. Like, like, I just don't. One of my friends got stung and, like, he went from having, like, a white arm to a fat brown one. And I was like, yo. And he was like, luckily, I have my EpiPen in the car. Like, as long as he has the epi-like, hopefully. But it's not bad out here.

Back home, it's, if you're allergic to bees, back home, you're cooked. You know what's sad, though, is that now the EpiPens, I don't know if you saw this. Now you have to, you have to update the app for the EpiPen. You got to get a mother's description. Yeah. That is fucking. That is fucking absurd. I don't know.

I don't get paid to one. Monday. Is it that absurd though? It's not because you know what I mean? Did you see It's like a looming future. It doesn't feel that crazy. Did you see HP? They have a type of ink that they want you to subscribe. I saw that. What is the? Un fucking real. The nerve

of like you buy a printer and then you buy ink and then it works perfectly and then you do an update and then it no longer accepts that ink. Yeah. Is Luigi that guy. Yeah. You have this like Luigi this motherfucker.

That's crazy. That's what they've done with like, okay, so like you said, it's really not that crazy because plugins, plugins that you would just buy and then you would own them. They're like, oh, like waves now, waves and other companies are like, oh, you should subscribe and you can use our plugins. And you just pay you once a year. And I'm like, so I essentially to buy this product once a year is what you're telling me now. Yeah, it's crazy. It's, it is shot done blast of the face crazy. I do remember that you'd buy Premier.

That's crazy. I remember that. I remember I have I have a glitch player I have a glitch thing of Premiere 2020 that I just own I'm not paying for that stuff I have a fucking premier I have a

I have a really old version of Adobe Premiere Elements from fucking forever ago that I used to edit a lot on that was like I would do special effect shots on it and I still have it I could still use it probably doesn't work very well on my modern computer or whatever but like I have it I had Vegas Pro 15 that I pirated

and then but then I I grandfathered into this one that was so shit when it first started, but my content wasn't, um, it wasn't heavy on the editing on YouTube when I started off. So it was called a Philmora. Because it was just, it was the cheapest thing available at the time and I'm grandfathered in. Because now it's like an official editing software. It now does everything that like, just not as well, but it does every, it now can like read the captions. It can do motion tracking. It couldn't do any of that stuff years ago. But I'm grandfathered in. I have a, uh, there's people that.

I probably have to pay all this money and shit. And, like, I just have one account that I've had since 2016. And I was like, oh, I'm so glad I did this because it's decent now. The EQ is actually, I really love, it's, it's actually pretty decent. I'm surprised. It troubles me you have to pay for descriptions. It's fucking gross. Adobe makes me so sad.

Like, I hate Adobe, but I'm so good at using their stuff that it's just like, you have to fucking do it. I'm stuck. And Premiere actually got better this year, actually, which is nice. Which are you guys? Is it like, are you asking us if we would, eat that? Yeah, because like it's not... It is the most suspect thing here. It's suspect, but it's also, it's not like the packaging and vulpe. I'm like, this isn't a 7-Eleven product. They just sold it here. Right. Yeah.

It looks like it could be delicious. They have it. That's your opinion. You can take it. I don't, I want one of you guys to buy it. No. You know what my thing is? It's like, I'm actually, I'm, I'm tempted to get like a shadow box and save this. Hang this up as like Charles's stolen order. And just put it on in the back over there, so it's always there. I'm definitely saving that receipt because it's just funny as fuck to me. Charles is going to come in here with like a shotgun and be like, what's the fuck my order? And it's sitting in a fucking display case.

He just his eyes. Like he's so like, I cannot believe you did this. Like you, first he was going to be like coming in, blazing in, angry, just going to get his shit back hopefully. Yeah. But he sees that you fucked with him. He's like, oh, you did this on purpose. You did this. Like the guy that, it wasn't a mix-up.

You did this. Right. And then he fucking has the elephant gun. You just slowly shoving it in your mouth. Slowly. I'd be so mad if I'm here for that. I'm like, oh, come on, Charles. You have your stuff back, Charles.

It's not a big deal. Charles. Can I go free? Let me leave, Charles. I have nothing to do with this. It's like in my place. You ate my prosciutto. No, it was Derek.

It was him. I would stitch with you guys. You guys. care which one one of you did it. You're the first person I saw I got to kill you. You got to rush Charles

an elephant gun. Oh man. I love that we know this guy's name. I got a rest of an which was his whole name. I would look him up. I'd look him up.

Take pictures of the order to send it to it from like a burner account. Ha ha ha ha ha. Do you like fucking ski your mask? I'm like, we have your order. We have your fucking two orders of donuts and golden.

Double-stopped Oreos. Listen, you fat fuck. If you ever want to see your donuts again. What's the ransom price? Right. Just the cost of what it is? You just make him pay twice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

He definitely got a refund himself. I hope so. Because he's really disappointed. If he wanted all this and he ended up getting my tease. Right. He's probably mega confused. Like, what if he, because you said that he was going to, this is like his last meal. he's probably going to end it.

If he got the teas, he's dead. What if he drinks for the tea heals him? He has a drink of his drink. That ain't healing. Arizona. A giant fucking bottle of tea

and high fructose corn syrup is not going to heal anything. It's not going to heal nothing. Although he's well accustomed to high fructose corn syrup. Yes, he is. There is that in every single item on this table.

This one that pisses me off so much, man. It just looks so gross. The nerve of ordering a cosmic brownie. Not only does it look gross. It really does taste horrific. Do you remember how these taste? No. Should we try it right now?

No, I'm good. You can try it. If you have a way to spit it out. Okay. Because you're going to want to spit it out. So, uh... Spit out onto your coffee. Oh, I have a bag right here.

Yeah, yeah, just spit it into the bag. Cosmic brownies, I think, are so disgusting. I like them when I was little there really bad now. So best... They were always bad. So I said it's going to go bad in a month, so we should be okay. That's actually a shockingly low shelf life or something that's sure. should feel like it should last like a year.

In perpetuity. That might mean that this might have been on the shelf for a year. You can imagine? It's a year old cosmic rowdy. Wow, that smells so sweet. That's crazy. It's a good smell. That smells like there's, wow.

It's crazy how bad. Isn't that crazy, man? Isn't that a terrible fucking feeling? Why is it? You know what, um, you know what? Like the cupcake ding-dump, the cupcake hostess, it tastes like that, but just drenched in piss. It literally tastes like if you magnified the taste of the hostess cupcake by like orders of magnitude. Because like the hostess cupcake at least is like one thin layer of like frosting over like a cake.

Yeah. That is all frosting and it sucks. Yeah. I hate cosmic brownies, dude. No thanks. I liked when I was younger. I don't like it anymore. I like the zebra cakes when I was younger too.

It was on my shit. Zebra cakes. I remember liking those as well, but I also feel like they're also terrible. They can't be good. I don't know what those are. They're not good. I would imagine the same genre of bad that that is. Do you remember the crunchy ones?

The disc ones that were like crunchy? I don't kind of, yeah. They were like rice cakes, but it was covered in chocolate. I don't know, man. Oh yeah, cosmic, right next to Cosmic Brownie says zebra cakes, really. It's the same company, I'm pretty sure. Yeah. Anyway, fuck it.

I never ate those, yeah. Anyway, what's going on? Is anything even happening? Oh, we've been making fun of this fucking fat ass. For the last 40 minutes. You were talking about DTA bullshit, and I was thinking, like, how can you be mad when you just see Lucy

his fucking big ass on the screen? Like, that's all I'm focused. I think all the cameras focused on. It can't just be me. I feel like you gay. You're extremely gay. You just hate, you hate yourself and something else. Like, you're so gay, you hate women.

Like, you know, because, you know, like, a regular gay dude, just like, whatever. I like fucking guys and everything's cool. And then there's the extreme, the extreme, the extreme. gay that's just like I only want men around me like I saw people arguing like I don't

Who wants a female protagonist I'm like what is wrong with you what do you mean who was like Had that like the whole time everybody's Being mad about shit and I'm like do you see this Girl's ass like do you all see How bad her assing That's what I was thinking oh every time I'm like It's so crazy

Yeah I'm my wife My fiancee saw her she was like That girl's ass is fucking huge And I was like yes I'm glad you're focusing on what everybody else Those mods on PC are going to go crazy. I was like, Dog.

Did you see the video of, uh, I'm gonna figure that? Did you see the video of, uh, Lucy's actress getting stopped, uh, for like a man in the street interview? No. And like, uh,

I don't think they knew that it was her. She got a fine shit in real life too? Oh, oh, yeah. Unreal. Oh, good. Pisses me on. Like,

it's infuriating. But they stopped her and they were like, oh, hey, we're doing man on the street interviews. I guess it was in New York. Mm. Of course she's in New York. So the,

that's a Miamiite though. I can tell. That's an East, it's an East Coast Hispanic. That's a Cuban. It's an East Coast Hispanic, yeah. But it's out there's like, hey, we're doing Man O'N Street interviews. We're asking what everybody thinks of President Trump. And she goes, I think I shouldn't say.

It's funny because I don't know how old it is. I don't know if it's like after the trailer came out that this video came out or if it was like some. Does she look like the model of the game character? It looks exactly. Exactly. Oh, really? But what's funny about it is that like, you can tell it's just like, I'm in GTA. I should probably.

Yeah, exactly. I probably should say nothing. Like looking at it in retrospect, it's like, oh, like, you don't want to, you don't want to. Yeah, you don't want to any controversy. You don't want to bring anything. Makes perfect sense. I would also. As a way to the game was released at least.

Like, let the game come out. Just don't fucking say anything. Just don't say anything. Her saying that, you already know her fucking answer. Yeah. Like, really, it's implied that. That's what it implies. The fuck out of them.

Yeah. So, oh, yeah, that's cool. Being mad about that is crazy, man. I don't know. That game, that's what I'm most excited for in the game if I'm being on it. I mean, I want to see what kind of hijacking is. That's what you're most excited. I want to see what kind of hydrax I ain't get into it with a fine shit.

Like that's what I'm excited for. I just hope that the, um, I'm excited to pet a dog and blow a cop's face off with a girl with a big butt. I hope the, uh, the clothing is like plentiful because, DJ5, the,

the catalog of like clothing for like all through the three guys. Sucked. Yeah. It's terrible. Yeah. And so I hope that like, okay, we're in Miami.

It's always been kind of a, you're right. Of a lacking part of those games, honestly. I hope there's, pomade. Because even Nico always looked like a, like an asshole. Yeah, you couldn't not look like an Eastern European.

CJ never looked right in anything other than the jeans and tanked out. And I would try to put different clothes on him. I'm like, you look like a fucking poser, man. Yeah. You like you're pretending. He look, CJ looks like he's pretending to wear the clothes that he's wearing. I fucking love that. I love getting him fat.

Oh, yeah. You can do that in this one too, apparently. Oh, really? Yeah, you can, you can. Make them fat. You think there's going to be a clucking bell in this one? I hope so. Yeah.

I'm going to go and rob it. Would it be clucking bell? Are they in every city? I don't remember if they're in Liberty City. They're in Liberty City. Right? In this way? In this game?

Well, no. Well, we're just saying they're in San Andreas. So clearly they're in Los Santos, right? The greater Los Santos. And then if they're in San Andreas. This one is my city. Yeah. So now I'm just saying if they're in those two, then most likely.

Oh, I guess you guys say. Because the fucking bell is kind of like Taco Bell, right? Yeah, that's their default. Yeah. Fast food. I feel like I remember. What was the burger place in GT? I can't remember.

I don't remember. The place of San Andreas and you know, you go there directly. Yeah. I remember OG Loak works there. It's OG. I hate that this name is OG Loak. Like that,

that game is such a fucking character of a game, bro. I got to finish it. I'm pretty deep into it. You see how big when people were, they were comparing the maps. It makes sense. I remember you were talking about

like how it feels like it takes forever to get somewhere in San Andreas. And then I was just thinking like, yeah, I know what you're saying. saying but then I saw like the actual map in modern day compared to everything else I'm like that map is still fucking huge it is still very

it's a big map it's small in comparison to like the bloated you know open worlds that we have now yeah dude it's it's I still have San Andreas sitting there I just got I just picked up Oni Musha oh yeah weigh the sword I'm like like seven hours into that oh wow I'm gonna play it's pretty good yeah I'm a pretty good I was telling him like I'm still I don't know I just

I don't know why I just feel so... Oh, the thing happened yesterday. So I didn't interrupt you, my bad. But you're not sorry. It's my... It always happens. I'm not sorry, but I'm making them...

I'm so sorry about this thing I consistently do. What happened yesterday? Are you talking about a state of play? Yeah. That show was boring as fuck. Dude, I was up at 6... at 5.30 in the morning for that. Oh, Japanese time?

Because we had to stream. Oh, we had to do a stream. Did you stream the Japanese one, too? Yeah, we watched both of them. Oh, wow. That shit sucks. The Japanese one was especially ass. That was...

The Japanese one was especially... I didn't like any of them, brother. They were all shit. But, like, the Japanese one was particularly bad because it was just a bunch of the stuff that we just saw again. But in Japanese. And for way longer. It was longer, wasn't it? I couldn't believe how shit it was.

And then, like, all these, like, anime games or, like, every character looks like they could be in any of the other games that they were showing. That shit bothers me so. I hate it because I feel like, I'm like, am I becoming racist? Because these games make me sick when I look at them. I just, yeah. And I'm like, I don't care about them. Like introducing a new anime inspired game.

And I'm like, oh, great. You know what the problem is? They, I'm never going to touch it ever. Whoa, let me guess.

Are we going to get another Chinese souls like? Yeah. Great. I feel really bad because I look at them and I'm like, did I ever like these? Everything's starting to look the same. I think that's the thing. They look,

they don't look. I'll see it. Oh, here's another anime game with some sword play. I'm like, is this is this fucking, like, Like it's, they're all bleeding.

They're all bleeding into each other to me. This is just not bayoneta or devil may cry, so I'm going to think it's trash. What's that, turn it off immediately? What's the soul? What's the soul's one that, the anime one that came out recently? No, no, no, no. It's like anime, but it's like a dark souls.

It's like a soul's like. Oh, I don't even know. I can't remember what it's called, but they made a number two. And then they, they're dropping something else. I thought it was, every time I see something like it, it looks at the exact same fucking game to me. Oh, Codvane. Oh, yeah, yeah, you're right. So like, every time I like, CodeVane came out.

like years ago. And I played a decent amount of it. And I was like, this is, I just, I can't get over this anime shit. It's stupid. It's not, because it's not even in the cool anime way,

where it's like mature anime, like say a cowboy bebob, a fucking Gundam wing or something. It's like, you know how there's like, you know, the style of it that's just like, oh,

this is mature. It just happens to be an anime. Instead of like, everybody looks fucking like beautiful and shit. Like, it's like, everyone's a teenage girl. Yeah.

And I was like, I'm fucking, Yeah, sometimes even more. Yeah. I saw Final Fantasy got me excited because that shit looks like it. That game is going to be mechanically. Like, it's going to kill your PlayStation. That game is going to blow your PS5.

I'm just not a fan of a. Oh, really? Well, no, no, no. It's not even that. What I mean is breaking, Final Fantasy is seven in the three games. Piss me off. Yeah, it's crazy.

It's granted, it's like, it's like not a remake. It's like a reimagining. That's what I say. It's reimagining. Because it's, it's so much other bullshit happening in that game. It's too fucking much. But I, I think the facts they're like,

they're, there's just only added mechanics. They're like, this one has these mechanics. We're adding more shit than this one. How did? And now they're adding, like, subclasses. Well, in this one next to, and I'm like, yeah, I don't know. So, okay.

I like the games. I'm just, I'm not going to. I, I'm excited. I got like 70% of the way through the rebirth. And then they made me play as like that fucking cat. It for fucking three minutes. You know, stop. It was such a grueling three minutes.

It was a silly little. It was a silly little bit. It was such a grueling. It reminds me of the one of the part in Final I'm 87 remake where you're moving the boxes with the claw. Do you remember that? Or did you suppress it? I don't remember.

I just don't remember it. It's like a scene where you got to go through like some some hallway. And then you've got to go into these machines and like move like boxes with these claw machines. And it's the most gruelingly slow, unfun thing. I just don't remember it. You have to do that mission? Yeah, you have to do it. And it's just, I got through it.

But like, once I got to something like that again, and the second one was like, I'm not doing this anymore. I just can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. It's like, there's moments where a cloud is like, genuinely like hitting mountain size niggins and knocking them over. Then it's like a box made you stumble. Yeah.

Oh, I can't get over this like seven foot tall box. I've leaped. That shit. Stories in the. You can. You can. That shit silly. It bothers the hell out of me.

Move so much. You can't see him moving. He can move so fast he teleports What bothers me about it? What bothers me about it is that it's not even What bothers me about is that it's not even fun It's like the missions in Spider-Man Where they make you play as like Mary Jane or something

Where it's like why are you making me do this? Yeah, nobody wants this nobody wants this You play as Miles hiding from fucking Rarito And I'm like, what is he doing? Oh yeah you play as right I forgot I forgot that you play as my I was going to say Milo Miloiannopold He plays as Miloiannoblo is hiding from ice

I play that and I'd fail on purpose these times I'd run out of them I just keep running So them fucking Batman shock Those are real Dane and down Yeah They actually have shot gaulets

They're giving ice shock gauntlets That's like real That's like actually In what? Oh yeah they are giving ice Shock gloves Did you see that? It's actually like real

It's like not a joke It's like not fake Wait I don't In what? In real life They're giving ice agent's shock gloves Did you not see this? No.

This is real. It's literal storm trooper shit. But it's like, you know, what the hell is this? Are they chain combos and then they're going to be like getting stronger? Boom. Get back here, shocker. Get back here, Mexican.

And it's just fucking combing abolita to fucking death. Are you what I mean? Are you what I mean? Just kidding. Spin kicked. Oh, chase you till the ends of the earth, brother. Dude, it's, it's, um, yeah, I don't know, man. All those anime games, I guess, they're just like,

even games that I kind of like were like like, like, like, like, like the, like the kind of like Japanese kind of sword,

action sword game. I'm playing on Amusha right now and like I like it, but it's just like, damn, there's a lot of these. There's been a, there's been a,

there's like a lot. This is like, Sechiro, literally. I, yeah, since Sechero, a little,

maybe a little bit before that. I'm sure there was like probably something else. It's kind of gross. They could have, Neal was older than Secker? Yeah. It first one might be.

Yeah, I think so. I think I could be wrong I never played those games ever I never played them either but I don't see them The third one looked really cool actually compared to The first one I got bored really quick It was hard

I did I did whip um I whipped um that niga The obsidian samurai or the obsidian warrior Um Yeah I whipped his ass I didn't I the only reason I did it was because I didn't even Um I kind of was like bored with the game and I was like

else is in this game. I was kind of like, I'm just going to see what's up. And I was like, oh, I want to go fight that nigga. Yeah. I go weapon's ass. So I had to go deeper into the game. Fight him, never finished it. Um, I have two, never booted it up. It, um, it's, I, I just, I feel a little gross doubt that this high concentration of like Japanese sword stuff. It's a lot of it. In a small amount of time, because many of us have been asking for that throughout the many years of us being alive. Yeah. Just like, oh, Arnimusha three, I'm Sorry, Ani Musha, this new one out of nowhere where it's like, we've been asked for an Ani Mushi game for a very fucking long time.

And then you have this in Sekido, all of those fucking, we're just talking about the, the Neo, the Neo games. And there's others too, like that I'm just forgetting the Rise of the Ronin. Yeah. And then these Chinese-ass ones that are very fucking similar to that are kind of come out. Yeah, Blacksmith Wukong. There's another one. What's that one that just came out?

Or it's about to come out? Oh, shit, I can't remember. Exactly. This is what I'm saying. It's like. there's a lot of these in a very small window and I'm like bro come on what are we doing and to be fair I'm which is very good but like I get it man as an ex-weeb myself I was a big fan of stuff like this now I'm kind of just like I've

fallen back off of it because it's like uh even souls like games in general I've kind of taking a break from where I'm like I love them I'll still play them like I'm I'm decently excited for dustbloods to a decent degree I'm not because it's it's gonna be on Nintendo Switch and the online system for that game is just complete dog shit. Yeah. So, Nick's played a

and he said he really enjoyed it, but he's also a firm software fiend. Yeah. He is biased. But if it was, if it is good, he will say it's good. If it's bad,

he'll say it's bad. So I'm excited to see what it's like, it looks cool. I might try it. But I genuinely, it's getting hard and harder for me to turn on a console in general. I'm just like,

I'd rather just use my computer. It's getting harder for me to play games, honestly. I just feel like there's just a lot of games that just like they're just, they feel, Uninspired

I just like I know what you played To get the idea to build this You know what I mean? Like I know where this kind of comes from But that's but there's nothing wrong with that No but it's just there's a lot of saturated Like I'm honestly like one of the things I'm most excited for In the next like year is probably like crazy taxi

Because it's just like it's been so long since a game like that even existed I'm aside for the star is pod racing game That's it looks crazy Yeah podrower But that's what I'm saying That's it looks crazy like way too violent But that was insane So that looks like Star Wars and burnout

Yeah When was the last burnout we had? You know? Was it like the last per- Was it paradise? I don't know. You're probably... Yes, it probably was paradise

and that was like, that was 360? Yeah. You know? It's been fucking forever since we got a brown paradise. Anamush is like the fucking 17th Japanese man with a stick game.

I've seen... A man with metal stick. I've been... I've been calling a man with stick games. Man with stick. That's crazy. Because it's kind of, I mean... I mean, yeah.

That's the base of it. It's like sword and potion gamers. Yeah, so, like, yeah, I heard someone say that. I was like, that's crazy. Spell and potion gamers or whatever the fuck it is? Spell and gun gamers. Man with stick gamers. Ball and gun gamers are my favorite gamers, man.

Oh, you're a stick man gamer, right? Are they like most? Isn't that like the, yeah, the ball and gun gamer is like the average gamer, unfortunately? Probably, yeah. So, but that gets really upset when their team loses and beat their wife, they're like those kind of gamers. I hate those kind of gamers. They're the scourge of the video game world.

It's just really unfortunate that they do. There's people that just, well, don't, like, If you look at, go watch your favorite gaming outlet that covers news. How many times have they talked about a ballgame? It is. Even just review wise. I can't even like the, I love imagining like,

GameSpot's review of fucking 2K. Yeah, can you imagine? You imagine like skill up or someone being like, here's my review of Madden. I need it. I want him to do it. The only freak that's still doing Madden reviews is, angry Joe.

And I feel like just because, like, his fans are forcing him to do it. He looks like he's gonna. His face is so red that I'm like, I'm worried about like him being an alcoholic. Well, he's so angry. I'm fair. It's probably not alcohol. It's just anger. Raw, unadulterated fucking upsetness.

Yeah, he's still going. And the Madden ones do numbers because I guess, because all it is, it's just, it's people just hate watching the, like, these games are shit. somebody to show me please angry Joe is like a day walker autistic you know what I mean that's not a day walker that's that's fair no but he like I understand what you're saying I think yeah I should stop talking he's gonna go into a direction that's like saying that's like your love for halo is completely normal it's like no nigga you're in the spectrum it's fine yeah it's fine I love Star Wars too much I know more about Star Wars than I know about the black

experience in America that's crazy I know a lot about the black man's in America too. I don't think you really do though. I do. I think I know more about it than you do. I think I fucking doctor-ass grandma. Yeah. That doesn't mean anything. I'm so black. That means everything. I mean that's him. Yeah. So my grandma did a good job, bro. She was still fucking disrespected for being black a lot. What? Yeah, it happened. What? Wait, what? Are you serious? That's a really uncalled. See that interview of Raven-Simone talking I don't even want to begin. I didn't want to be.

That shit made me so sad. No. So Raven Simone. Let's hear it. This is very weird. It bothered me a lot. So Raven Simone. It's preamble.

It's a little bit of preamble. Doesn't need to be. Whatever. Go ahead. There's a little bit of preambles. So do you remember what Raven Simone said? I'm from every country. I'm from every content in Africa.

Everybody made fun of her. Which was talking to Oprah like years ago. She said that shit. Oh. That's a year years ago. I don't remember that at all. It's a long time ago. It's a long long time ago.

That's very weird to say. And it was like, and if someone said that, she said, I'm not African-American, I'm American. Technically, yes, you're right. There's true to that. We are Americans, but we are black Americans. You can't really subtract that from my black person's experience. Then, recently, she was like, some, she was on interview with some guy, and the guy was like, well, yeah, Raven Simone was such an obviously black character in the show. She was like, what is she really?

And that's a Raven, yeah. And that's Raven. She was she really? And I'm like, Raven, you had episodes dealing with your blackness literally on the show. There was literally,

I remember like one of the early, I remember it's because it stuck out to me because it's cool that they're doing this on a Disney show. Because when I was a kid, I remember on Disney Channel, that's so Raven. They had an episode where like

they wouldn't hire her at the store or whatever because she was black. Like literally the literally, that is the whole premise of episode. The whole premise. Like the store manager literally says, her vision is

her vision like she does the vision and then it's this woman staring into the camera being like I don't hire black people like literally that's like interesting and then the episode is literally like I can't believe I didn't get hired because I'm black you know it's the whole fucking episode interesting that's crazy

so that was like a wild crazy where to be like what did you think Raven Simone was black remove the color you know she was make her green and it's like well she's okay well then they wouldn't have hired because she's green what is this fucking Doug? what is this fucking Doug like The universe was green people, you're talking about, the words you use, the way you spoke, like, your vernacular was that of a black person. Listen, man.

Was Doug technically the minority in that show? Technically. Because he's the only white person. They didn't treat him that way, but technically. Were there other white people? Were there? But there was various colored individuals then. Were there other white people in Doug?

There were, like, say, there's an episode. There's an episode with the, um, there's an episode with the, um, or what Doug's color is. The principle of the principal is white. Of course. The principal's white. The authority figure, yes, of course, they have to be with it. There's, there is, but, like, I think there was more colors. But wasn't that because of the episode where, like, they insinuate that that's Doug's, uh, Doug's, uh, Doug is, uh, the principal's real son?

Is that real? Yeah. Yeah. There's an episode where, like, they, they imply that, like, the mom slept around a lot. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. I can't remember the principal's name.

Principal. I just remember he was a yodeler. Principal Doug. Do you remember that? Yeah, but that was a weird polo. It was like, Raven, I understand. Like I. Mr.

Bone. Mr. Oh, it wasn't. Because he boned his mom. Because he boned his fucking mom, dude. Doug funny's dad is a fucking bitch, dude. He's like, why don't you look like me, son?

I'm not crucify you funny. Doug's dad is such a fucking, such a cuck. Yeah, Raven's been on some, she's been on some nut shit. Saying, saying that if that shows clear, like, come on, girl. You know what I think? Well, she's clearly a hippie kind of. She's being weird. She's clearly like a post, like.

She's clearly like ayahuasca kind of, you know. I expect like people. It's the white wife man. Life skin white wife man. It's people outside of that. It's a bad combo. It really is. People outside of that like, you know, people are doing revisionist history on shit like that.

It doesn't surprise me. It's when it's the source material, like the actual person. Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah. You're the, you're you. It's you. How are you saying? Like, Raven, you are.

You had a black dad, a black brother and a black mom on your black show. Right. With black issues. Black issues, black vernacular. The fact that you were like a black person in such a stable home meant a lot to like a lot of people who were young and black. Like I just, look man, I...

It was fiction clearly, but... Still, still mythical. Like, I don't know, man. Like, I understand like people going past like the post race mentality where it's like, oh yeah. You can acknowledge your blackness and also understand that race is a concept that holds other people back

that should be focused outwardly. But like, you can still acknowledge your black. It was just weird to pretend like it wasn't like a key focus of the show. It was the main. Hey, you're revising literal history. You know how famous that show was. This is why, by the way, it just bothers me whenever there's pushback on the idea of this is like, oh, things are not worse now. They just are, man.

Like, they just are. We were growing up, we had like the proud family. We had fucking that's a raven. It's like, pet it. Bam. Everybody hates Chris, not black. Dude, and I loved all that shit. Everybody hates blacks.

And everybody that I knew. And everybody that I knew loved that shit too. And they weren't weird about it. I think what happens is that I think... Try to make the proud family now. Go ahead. I think some people just try to shoehorn their visions of what they want. Like, you know, right now the band of Vintzumfold, they released an EP that every,

mostly, majority people hate it. It's terrible. A bunch of fucking, you know, auto tune in stuff, experimental. It's shit. And they at a show said, you know, I remember when a city of evil first came out. So M Shadows is saying this, the lead singer. I remember when City of Evil first came out, everybody hated, they panned it and look at how like how well it's received now. And he was basically kind of trying to make a point out.

Look at how they're treating the statica EP. And I was like, hold the fuck on. We were all alive when City of Evil came out. There was a bit of pushback when they released the song Backcountry just because it sounded a little bit goofy because it was like, chai, aye, yeah, yeah. Like the melody of it. Oh, that's that song. So people were kind of like, hey, what's going on with that? So people were making fun of that.

But then they really seized the day. They release fucking Beast in the Heart. Basically, people are like, this album fucking rules in the same year. And he's now saying 20 years later that remember people hate this album. I'm like, that didn't happen. You know it didn't happen. It's sold tremendously. Why are you saying this?

And it's like, I'm hearing this from the actual singer saying it. And I'm like, what the fuck are you doing? in fairness they're closer to it so any criticism that they might have heard about it probably sticks out to them more than it would to other people agree with that but it's like how Halo 2 had a lot of criticism too like a ton of it but it was on the forms like no everybody loves that game right but you knew like

but I know what you mean that is crazy for somebody to outwardly say without saying that understanding that context I understand like I can oh sure when I've made um I can you all like I say you remember you remember the stabs in the back more than the pads on the back, right? So I get that concept. But you also recognize, like, say, oh, let's say if it's a video that I did.

There was maybe some people shit and like, what was it? I made a video about Riley Dennis and there were some people that were mad that I called her she in it. Oh, yeah. And I'm like, and it bothered me that I'm like, what the fuck's wrong with the freaks?

Who the fuck are you people? It's not even the point. Like, what do you, like, you know, these anti-trans people that are like, I don't care that she's fucking trans. She's saying some weird shit. Anyway, I remember that way more than the overwhelmingly

positive reviews. Even though the video did really well. You remember negativity, negative negativity bias, bro. 100%. Yeah. That just pissed me off. What are you caught a she for? I'm like,

like I don't like I don't, what do you want me to do? You want me to be a cunt and be like, hey man. Yeah. People, I've never seen it happen in real life ever in my life. Never. Never. That is. And I've also never seen trans people

fucking freak out about you misgendering them ever in my life also. Never. And I have a decent amount of trans friends. And I've never been like... It's also never happened. Usually people that transition are pretty... Like, finding the people that are...

What do you call it? The fluid? The fluid or non-binary? You don't really run into those people? Usually you run into trans people that are clearly trying to transition to a man or trying to transition to a woman and it's not a huge problem. They're too busy invading sports, Derek. That's right.

I'm not going to see them everyday life. I'm sorry. I forgot about that. Well, let's not throw the baby out with the bath. water here. Right. It's fucking insane. Like I, like, I, like, I remember, yeah, I don't know. You, you, you remember the, that, the negative shit.

Way, way, way, way more. Like, I, like, I've seen a lot of, like, I've seen a lot of videos of bears that are really cool. I've forgotten all of them. But I remember very distinctly when my cousin was raped by a bear in the back alley of a 7-Eleven. Mm-hmm. I remember that, like, was sit there, and why did you not try to help? I was filming for evidence. Yeah.

Oh. Was the bear named Charles by any chance? Bear was named Charles. Charles Entertainment Bear. Charles? Yeah. Entertainment bear. Fucking.

What are you? This guy is Chuckie Bear. Yeah. Fucking. Entertainment bear is great. Entertainment cheese is also shit. Entertainment cheese is always terrible. The idea that his name is Charles Entertainment Cheese is so fucking funny.

I can't believe that that's real. I love Charles Entertainment, Kirk. That shit is one of my favorite. That is good. That is one of my favorite dance ever made. Charles. Uh-oh. Oh my God.

Oh, my goodness. It was a gift. This was a gift from Charlie from Freed on the grave. That is crazy. Thank you, Charles. Him giving us a gift is wild. Thank you for the cheese, basuto, and donuts. I'm pretty sure he's got it.

Thank you for the room temperature cheese. I'm pretty sure he has a wife. I mean, he has somebody that he's married to. I wouldn't, I wouldn't say he has a wife. He's clearly, uh, he's clearly a demon. He's clearly homosexual, man. Also, maybe, potentially, yeah. Yeah, probably.

I think when I saw him drink, uh, there's a coffee that he drinks that, like, that sold the deal for me. You see that boy, the, the, um, the animation he does. You like, emotes when he's like, he does this, like, weird. Have you seen that? No. The gift of, he's drinking. He's at one of those change my mind things or whatever it's called.

Proop me wrong. He's not one of those things. And then he's like, he does this like little like, like it's crazy. It's a commercial. Yeah. And I was like, I've never seen somebody do that in real life.

Like they like without prompted to do it like action. And I was like that's when I was like, boyfriend was in tears. Yeah. He was in straw because he could have. Yeah, you should blow it up. Because he slash they can't even come forward. That's true.

You're acting like he's still alive. Like they didn't mark that guy. immediately. Oh, he probably. Yeah. Because he would say something. If Charlie Kirk got a secret boyfriend, he's dead. Erica definitely, like, laser beamed him forever she was.

Yeah. At the same time. I actually, I wouldn't doubt it just because, uh, I mean, what was that? The Chud, the builder immediately when people just came out and like, oh, yeah, I fucked him. Like this trans person, this other chick, immediately. And so Kirk probably about, could have been. easily exposed posthumously like oh he's dead i can say this now they just killed them

yeah which probably would have been to tel aviv and it didn't it didn't play to inland let me put in charlie anyway entertainment kirk charlie kirk comes up before charlie sheen i love that i love that it works you mean estavonne estaviz i'm either why would what that is her name charlie shing's her name is esthervonne estseves Esteval I knew it was Estevez. I didn't know the first part. He's a message.

Because I know he's like Amelia Espefez's brother. Yeah. I know that. I love the authentic. What? No, because I didn't,

what he said first, I didn't hear the first name. And it sounded like gibberish to me. So I was generally like, what the fuck you're like? What's his dad? Same again? His dad is,

uh, uh, uh, Martin. Martin. Martin, he's still alive. He's still alive.

He's still alive, right? And his grandfather's like a very, the, The elusive man. His grandfather's a very, very famous, uh, American.

What was it that I called him? I can't remember. The irresistible man. The iriscible man. The irisdible fella. Uh, Charlie Kirk drink. Drinking Starbucks.

Like it would be. We can make fun of it now, right? Like it's fine. Even a year. Not yet. Not yet. I mean, I mean,

all sensibly. I OD. Look at the shit. Look at the shit. The video was crazy. Look at what he drinks this. that's crazy. I've never seen anybody do something like this before.

All right. I thought you were exaggerating. Oh. I thought you were exaggerating a little bit. No, he was, I think he was, and someone was talking. It doesn't matter. Who does that? And he was rolling his eyes. You can be, you're being very charitable.

You are being very charitable, but even. If you would have opened his mouth of rainbow, would have coming out that moment, but still, like, yes. Even rolling your eyes like that at something where, other than just like putting, you know, like, you would just be like, ugh. Like, you know, you roll eyes, you would just be like, ugh. You don't throw your head back and your whole, you're like, he was so animated. It was very weho coded. On that note, Derek, we know he was queer, yes. We're going to read some questions from our, for our patrons over at patreon.com slash a snark tank.

Remember, you can go over there and you can ask your, what do you want to say something? Everybody change your name with Charles Entertainment. Do not do you want. I like it. Every single person. Every time we do that, it takes months for people to filter. her out. Exactly.

That's what it's easy for you to read though. Oh, yeah. Thank you for thinking about me. I'm not.

I'm just trying to be decent. I know. I'm trying to be decent. Make it everybody Charles Entertainment, Kurt. Yeah.

And somebody animate. Oh, no, not anime. Sorry. No, not anime. Anime animate.

Draw. Draw. Or animate Charlie Kirk drinking that coffee but as like a giant rat. I want him to look

like Chuckie cheese, but you can tell it's Charlie Kirk as Chuckie cheese. You'll make him really gummy. there are people I saw some guy who's like really mad on TikTok

he was just like he was mad that Charlie Kirk's faces everywhere because of the Kirkification the AI stuff Oh my god, and it's right, you saw it too That little young dude

He's funny his house He thinks there's propaganda being done To make Charlie Kirk look better than he did Because it's not doing his smile As creepy as he actually smile He saw Kirk be a young boy And he was like The Charcot never looked that good

That's Kirk be a young boy Yeah Oh yeah there's that jubilee thing where he smiles at that girl oh that she's so creeped out it is scary it's very nasty it's the basis for that meat canyon drawing it yeah it is the way she reacted was crazy like you don't do that someone's face again it's curse you have to you have to let charles entertainment kirk know that your smile is fucking no he was gonna explode in like a couple months right that's not her fault she was like ill man i hope your neck explodes that's what she said this is crazy

about it was like that's crazy why'd my neck explode in there and then the bullets come out of And then the narrator, Natea. All right. A few votes, Natea. Counting or not counting game vines. And then, dun da, dun,

what was the one? What's that, Eric Andre? Yeah, but there was a meme where it was like counting or not counting. Yeah, that's what I was trying to do.

I fucked it up. Was it counting or not counting storm cloaks? I think I saw that meme. Stained in an empire, and effort. It was so. And I was like, That's crazy.

That is fucking nuts, dude. It is, it really is. That's fucking nuts. There is, there's no worse fate, man. There really is no worse fate than this. What's crazy is that they did George Floyd pretty dirty, but they did Kirk even worse. Right. Which is crazy.

And the grand scheme of like people who deserve this kind of thing, it's like, because this is like, you know what makes me sad about it? Is that like this is capital that I think has been spent. Like no one's going to get it like he got it. When Donnie T. rose over, man. It's going to be different because. there's so much Donny T stuff that's like genuinely funny by himself. You know what I mean? It's like it's not the percentage wise.

It's going to be different. Because what's going to happen to this, right? It's my belief, right? The people that care are going to bitch too much and all that's going to do it. Because that's what it did. It just fed the people that don't give a fuck. Right. Exactly.

So that's what's going to happen is that. But the thing is that Kirk is a, he was a podcaster effectively. He was a shitty guy had a lot of reach of a podcaster. Trump has wronged the world. Right. There's going to be celebrations in the job. jungles of Bengali. Right.

Like what I'm saying it's like, but what I'm saying is like he, the president deserves this. Yes. Treatment. Yes. You know what I mean? I think it's on grander, man. I think it's going to be.

I don't think it's going to be genuine celebrations. The memeification is going to be mid. It's going to be mid. Because it's, it's already supposed to be. Like you said, they try to deify a podcaster that debates college kids, whatever. Yeah. And people are like, what the fuck are you doing? I'm watching a UFC event, one of the last ones.

And all of a sudden, there's a memorium. For a podcaster! He didn't do anything! It's ridiculous. So, like, everybody saw that and it was like, this is ridiculous. We can't take this as seriously as you want to, as you want us to take us. And then people get mad that people aren't taking it seriously. And that's why the memes are happening.

But there's already, like, Trump's not going to get it like this. Yeah, because it's already good. The celebrations are going to be crazy. He's inevitably going to be deified since he's a president. Like, we already understand that's going to happen. So it's like, who cares? Like, I'm pretty sure when Trump dies is going to be somebody swinging around on the anti-enip of the empire people.

The celebration is going to be fucking awesome. I can't wait to see the people in the streets in New York. It's going to be fun. New York is going to be probably the biggest one. It's going to be New York and in here, I'm pretty sure I'm going to be the tool. But I think New York is going to like. It's just the way that people celebrate in New York. There's a, there's a different thing.

It's going to be like, exactly. I'm jealous of that shit. I'm going to turn down the tower. Like, people are going to be bringing down the Trump Tower. And I'm like, yo, they're doing it. They're just eating it. Oh. Oh, he takes a bite of pizza, takes a bite of a bag of a lot, then a bite of the building.

And he's just going three. They do those. And it's working. The dude that was asking for the dick and cheese. Peece Spagel. Rat. That's crazy. Let me get a dick and cheese extra,

no cheese, extra dick. Yeah, just, oh, it's a dick. Just give me the dick, God.

Give me the dick, son. Oh, yeah, what was it? Let me get a dick and cheddar. Let me get a dick and cheddar. Hold the chicken cheese and chatton. Hold the cheddar.

Just give me the dick. Give me a dick. Let me get a bronzen dick and cheese. It's like, what the f. It's like, yeah, that's my home, man.

Look at that. It is. Wonderful city. I shared that somebody animated show. The people that Spider-Man are saving. It's so true that I'm pretty sure Peter Parker would be like, I love my city, man. I don't love the people. I love my city.

It comes with it. Every time he thinks about like fuck these people, then he just, like Uncle Ben, like, Peter. Peter, I know these niggas suck, but like, save them, please. You have to. It's a part of it. It's irresponsible. You have to do it. All right.

Biles one of them. Let me get a bacon like a dick. He's like, I hate this, nigga. Oh, my God. I have to teach you. He's doing it. He's one of them. It's like, I have to help you become better.

No, me to get a dick of cheddar, extra cheddar and hold the chetter. What does he say? Let me get a bacon like a cheddar, extra dick, hold the cheddar. Let me just get the dick. Let me just get the dick. Fucking insane. That's crazy. Another guy says, what do you say something about like the, the, it was something Greek, like the,

I can't remember what the other guy says Bronson naked dick I can't remember Me in a Giro extra dick holder Oh man I love New York It's funny because that's how my nephew speaks And it's like oh my God You're so trash

He sounds like that He asks for dick He might I don't know he I don't think he's queer But Queer You never know Queer

Why did you just You said queer He fucking he just went back to New York for a second I turned back to my 12 year old self You didn't sound like that You didn't sound like that when you were 12 Yeah Ain't no fucking way

I sound like that when you were 12. I sound more like in New York when I was younger, but like not vastly so. Not that. Not that genre. Nah. Queer? I can't imagine you ever saying that. That's fucking awesome.

I don't think so. You guys should just like go back to how you sounded when you're growing up. It's insane when you hear my sister speak. She's like so New York is obnoxious. Yeah. It's bad. I haven't had an accent for a long time. I don't even think upstate I had an accent anymore.

I think it was kind of already over it. She's like, these niggis said you heard of me. I heard of you. Get the fuck about my fucking face before I murder you. He's not that kind. She's more adjacent to that than I am. Like if that's all the over here, pop,

pop, nigga. She's like there. Okay. All right. Master of my asthma, dummy wrote in. Says,

Hey there. Guy who would make for a great voice actor, guy who would make for a great gay bottom and guy who would make great for a great corpse. That's just mean. He wants to kill you. I, haters are going to hate, man.

I thought he was good. Wait, who's who? Yeah, I don't know. Because first I was a voice actor. I was thinking about your deep voice. So I was talking about you, but then maybe Chris because he's more adjacent to that shit. Maybe. I don't think that person's gay. All right.

Well, you know our policy on this show. We don't answer gay people's questions. That's true. That was great. No, it wasn't great. I didn't say that was trash. And I said it was great instinctively. That's because you.

Because I do think it's great. I'm kidding. I don't know if you're gay or not. And if you are, that's cool. Good cover. Queer. My dad, Bottyman. Botte, my son's accepting of the gays.

I failed as a father. Bartima. Aw. I think of cheddar with an extra dick of cheddar. All the cheddar just give me the dick. And you could put my balls. Peter bread. Some hummus and tahini and eat that to the face.

I love how it was mouth. I love how it was mouth. goes what he says, just give me the dick. Full gums. Anyway, Master of Myasma writes it. He says, I, like many other podcast fans, have an unhealthy parasycial habit of adopting some of the host's mannerisms. In particular, Chris, know you talk whenever I get interrupted. That's great.

My question to you is, what are some phrases or habits that you got from each other? I don't know. I can't stand both you, niggas. I didn't adopt anything, you know, from being honest, I kind of wish for your deaths, but they just came based on. that's pretty wild such a serious catam for you guys there's something that you guys say

over there on the East Coast that I catch myself saying every once in a while oh fuck shit oh yeah I I because that they don't That's not a Kelly thing? Fuck no no no not at all You guys say like nut shit and stuff like that

Not even no fuck that that compound has never existed on the West Coast My entire live I'd hear until I'll hear you guys say every once when I say fuck shit I'm like fuck shit what the fuck's mad I kind of like it

like over here I know the greatest Intel to be called in California especially in LA they call it the land is a weirdo if you're getting called

a weirdos like a really serious and so over here fucking weirdo fucking weirdo look at weirdo like if you get called

that like that's fight words to me it's a for me it's like oh you know the dork is always like

reserved for like real fucking like this guy sucks you're like who's this fucking dork and that

it feels it's supposed to feel hurtful because like you suck because we were all nerds and shit and there was like the jocks called those guys dorks but like that's not what a full that's just some guy that fucking like plays on the computers or some shit and then there was like those fucking those weird motherfuckers that were just like what the fuck what is wrong with you dude but anyway yeah i think we've known each other for too long to even know what is really something that we've picked up i don't know if like i don't know if it's possible really at this point especially you i've known you for too long i don't know i'm sure that

things. But it's hard to say. I know from Cala moving here, you guys say no at the end of like, can you get that no? And like, that's the thing that Californian said. I don't I've never heard that. That might be Mexicans in particular. Oh, maybe it's Mexican. There's a lot. Yeah. Absolutely. I don't know that at all.

Yeah. Instead of saying you got it or something like that. I think that apparently no or yes or something like that. I know. I know. I think that. Lily's not one of those. Thank God. Thank God. She had the potential. She had the potential. It could have happened. I wish it was a Chola. I'd be I'd be, man, you wouldn't be able to get me out of her.

You like, you like, that's crazy. That's one of the craziest things you've ever said. You didn't be able to get me out of it. I, dude, I have such a, I hate how much I love ghetto Hispanic girls, man. Yeah. It has led me to so many horrible dating situations, but it's literally my favorite thing. Did you like it when you were in, on these ghosts? On these?

It was, the thing about Gerdot-O girls from over there, they remind me of my relatives too much at the times, like the ghetto Puerto Rican girls. Yeah. But I do like the Chola aesthetic, though. I like, I like big, the big eyebrows. I like the fucking sharp ass, edges. Yeah, I think he's a sharp ass. You like the sharp ass?

I like the long nails, the 90 degree ass. The violently chewing gum. Like, that shit is hot to me. I think I've always thought it was attractive. And I'm like, man. I agree. I never pulled one though. I've slept with them.

I've never pulled out of it. It's, uh, I mean, it's, you know, if you're in the right neighborhood. I never cared either. It's too easy. We also, we also were never around them, especially in our, when we know, we do it. Yeah, no. We were never. If you were never around.

That was when I was like a kid. They were everywhere. When you were a kid seeing your family in the Bronx, you would see them a lot. And they were always 20 years older than me. Yeah. What the fuck, bitch. It was my sister's friends is what it was. Hey.

You know? Yeah. That's what it was. Shit was magnetizing for me, bro. Yeah. Literally drew me right in. I was like, well. Yeah, my stepsisters had their friends.

Some of them were like banging. I love trolls, man. I hate it. I hate it so much. It's my biggest weakness. My shackles. Yeah. It's not,

It's not a thing that I've picked up necessarily, but I think I think about it every, like, at least, I think about it multiple times a week. Derek, that thing that you did when it was like, shout to all those Chinese friends I lost contact with. Ming. Your stop is crazy. I love everything about that clip because, like, the look on your face. is so genuinely like but it's like

just gave up on life man it's over you have a moment but you say huh but you say it so earnestly that I could not

stop laughing you were like huh hey sometimes yeah sometimes I'm confused man sometimes I'm confused actually most times

really I know I've picked up things from other shows though from other people that I just I've forgotten because I've integrate

or like other like content graders or like things that I watched from a long time ago that have integrated in my speech that I can't reverse engineer or figure out like where it's from. You don't know where it starts.

Like the yeah, no. Like saying yeah no. Oh. Or no yeah. You know, as like a sentence beginner. I don't know what the, I don't know what the fuck.

I don't know. I don't know why that started. I realized, uh, that happened to me from listening to too much come town. But it's as a comedian thing saying yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Three times in a row. So what people are talking like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I realized I was like, oh, fuck, I do that too now. It's a way to agree and then trail into you're about to speak. Yeah, like that. Comedy comes in threes. I know that. So that's why a lot of comedians do shit. I thought it was tragedy that comes in threes.

So it's tragic. I mean, comedy and tragedy are cousins. What are you gay? They're gay lovers. No. You sure about that? No. Is this making you gay?

Mandalorian and. More of a virgin and gay. Mandalian and gay people are gay. Grow gay The Mandequeerian and grow gay Mendequarian's gonna Manda gay it It's hard

Gay and Lorian What about the The fag delorian Man lover Lauren I don't like that part And the gay goo I didn't like that I didn't like that

You don't got to use the I think that's a cool word man I think it's a funny word I think you associate with UK You should understand I'm not that Are you a mandalaaget Terrible

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This question is for Chris How many hours of Imagine Dragon's using could you tolerate If it meant you would get a new Halo game as good as good as reach at the end of it I wouldn't I don't need a new halo I don't need Halo anymore Like I'm over it like it's fine

It doesn't need to continue anywhere No I would certainly I've long wanted it to stop. That ass. So like, I get it. I feel that about a lot of stuff. I get it. I'm, I'm with that with Spider-Man, if I'm being honest. Yeah. I'm very much with that with Spider-Man. Yeah. Like, even, like, even if it was as good or better than like the original games that I love, like, I just don't need it.

I'd appreciate it. Like, I'm not wanting for it. Yeah, I get it. Yeah. I want, see, I want one more. I only, I want one more Dragon Age is because I want to wash the taste out of my mouth. Hey, hey, hey, hey. this is just wishful thinking that's obviously not going to happen you're making me so bad I'm let you finish though I want one that's just like in between origins and two just to like just to

satiate my like all right this is done we're never doing this again I know it's gonna happen I'm just as a that's it and then of course I don't want mass effect four like who cares who gives a shit yeah three wasn't that fucking bad andromeda was very boring I know there's people that are into it but I also feel like those people I think they just like this They don't care about what made the original game special

And I don't mean that a disrespectful way What I mean is the Andromeda thing can be a fantastic game If you're just like I like being in space and shooting stuff For those purposes There are some levels Especially when you're on this one asteroid It looks phenomenal And when you're just jumping over shit

That's cool in a vacuum And so I feel like those people are cool But like if you're in for a story If you're in for the RPG elements I don't know how you could like that game Because it's completely underwhelming The characters are shit Like it's like so

But like if you're just like hey I just want to fight in do dumpshin space Okay Yeah I'm very much so like even with Star Wars I love Star Wars I love this franchise They never been another movie I'd be fine If they finished Assoca and that was it

I'd be fine I'm like cool it ends here Yeah like I would Like, I'm just, I don't need anymore. Like, the things I love, I love them, and I don't need them to continuously keep milking them. Yeah. It's the more they use them, the more like they're going to be bad. Has anything been milked more?

Marvel Comics, that's the only thing. Oh, yeah. Those are the only things that have been milked more. Yeah. Those only things. Yeah. Other than that it's Star Wars is like the right, like literally right behind them. And like Dunnage and Dragon.

Well, Disney. Oh, because of all the, the, the, live things. But Disney owns all of those. Yeah, but, but that's, but that's. They're just abusing those two cows. I mean, holistically speaking, like, if we were to consider Disney as only their things. Their properties are in a more. Like Disney's pretty thoroughly melt.

What, Moana, the original movie came on like 10 years ago or something? Yeah, and they're already doing like a fucking live action. Doing a live action remake of anything is really stupid, but like especially it's like, it's like, it's been 10 years. Like, brother, like this is not. That's crazy. It's fucking stupid. bit of shit.

I was like, could you be any more transparent? Let's make a live action remake of that commercial Werson Wells did about the frozen peas. I'm good with that. They should do it in time

I want to see that movie. Do you know that? Of course when he freaked out. He was drunk as shit. That's one of my favorite videos ever. I love Worsall. That's my favorite figure like in history.

I think it's Orson Wells. Oh, easily. I really like, he's up there for me. It's him and like Garvey. What an interesting fucking weird guy. Garvey. Marcus Garvey. Oh, Lee Garvey Hartfield.

Lee Harvey Garfield? Lee Harvey Garfield? I hate assassinations. It's him. It's like him. That's crazy. As he's doing it. I hate having to assassinate the president. I don't even know what Garfield's phrases are because I'm not. I can't eat some Lassani after I blow this fucking Morphan syndrome having ass niggas head off. Can't wait to blame this on John Arbuckle. I can't wait to kill the president

And blame it on my owner, John Arbuckle He blames it on O.E Oh, he's like Don't fucking kill the president, nigga your wallet. John He's poking, pulling John's shirt. What is John?

I don't even remember what he? What is he? Does he do anything? He has a job. I just don't know what it is. I don't even. Yeah, I don't know. It's not it.

We don't care about him. I don't remember anything about Garfield, actually. Yeah, I really know. fuck about it. That in like Calvin and Hobbs. I don't know anything about Calvin Hobbs. That scene from the cartoon where he opens the trash can and the little cats is in the trash can dead. Like that is a funny scene. What are you talking about? What? There's a fucking clip that everybody rolls around of Garfield where they like they open the trash can and then a little pink cat that's in it like. I've not seen that. I've never never seen that. Is that

edited? Is that? No, it's actually from an episode. I don't remember that. What I do remember is that like the he did have a catchphrase that was actually unironically like I didn't believe it until I looked it up where he was like, whoever thought of X should be dragged down onto the street and shot. Right. It was like a real phrase of his. Yeah. I saw a compilation of it.

Yeah, there's a compilation of it. It was like, there's no way that's real and that it totally fucking is. I thought his cat trade was good goim, but I don't know. Oh, yeah. Yeah, exactly. Lousy going. Dude, that clip of fucking Crash Baranekid's sister calling you a lousy goin is crazy.

It's one of the crazy. This is real. by the way. Is she, is she one of? He's not. Oh, yeah. Are they Jews? Yeah. Cresbanded Jew. Judy. Joe. Israel.

Israel. Jubile above. He's like, Christ. Have you ever thought about what we were old as a people? Jesus Christ. These wampa fruits were promised to me 3,000 years ago. And what is Cortex then?

Cortex is Palestinian. He's a Palestinian just trying to fight back against them. And he's losing every time. And he's like, but I'm right. He's got an H for Hamas. He's got it. An age for Hamas. Dr. Hamas Cortex.

You must leave this place and stop killing my people, Crash. That's crazy. No. No. Palestinian baby. It's a crazy. This is him spinning through the Gaza strip and fucking tearing down. He always has been leveling.

He already will beepers. You want a beeper? You want a beeper? That's so good. Speaking of Israel, by the way. Dom Torreto's passives gives all family plus five luck run. He says, hey, boys. It's pretty cool.

If the Star Teng were to go on a world tour, which countries would you hit? And why would it exclusively be, why would it exclusively be, why would it exclusively? exclusively be Israel and Saudi Arabia. For the money. At this point, I don't trust being in Israel. I feel like we'd probably I'd sooner go to Saudi Arabia. We would be welcome in Saudi Arabia.

They would just give us money. Yeah, we'll just send them all of our woman jokes. Yeah, Saudi Arabia doesn't have any reason to kill us. I feel like we have enough anti-Israel jokes, anti-IDF jokes, anti-genocide jokes, that they could invite us and dispose of us if they wanted to.

Yeah, exactly. You know, if they'll just blast children for no reason, why would they give a fuck about blasting us? I guess so, yeah. Reception here is not too good. Here's a beeper. It's a beeper. I'm a beeper. I'm good.

There's like a really loud, like, ticking on the veeper. Here's the beeper. It's really long. It's like incredibly long. And the guy's nervous. The guy's like, look. He keeps looking at it. He should take this.

You should take this and go away from me very far. I like the idea that it's like it's really long to keep you like to make you like. Not think of it. It's not a big deal. It's like, oh, that'll, that's going to take forever for that.

Yeah, yeah. And then you wake up at like 3 a.m. and then it's like two inches from you. Oh. Oh. Oh. That is fucking crazy.

I wouldn't do a world tough for this show. Did bombs ever? look like the black bowling ball or candle wick I think once upon a time like that was a long time. It's a great fucking question. I don't think so. There's a casing with a ton of fucking gunpowder

crazy. Yeah like why are bombs bowling balls with candle wicks? Because that feels insane. What if they got the idea of bowling balls after bombs? Like they made bombs and then they were like wait a minute. I feel like it's not an absurd question to ask what came first. Like somebody mistaken he was going to blow up a bimoli alley and they roll the bomb. Well, cannonballs exist.

That's true. So were cannonballs the original? Was that the idea? Oh, yeah. Duh. I forgot. Like, that's stupid. I remember seeing the, yeah. I remember seeing this print before.

Like this. Like this war, it's. Is that a real bomb? Yes. Like. I guess that's just a grenade, isn't it? I mean. But just with like a dynamite wick?

I get, you know, I mean, it's, I guess a grenade is a bomb, though, right? It's kind of a bomb, yeah. Have you ever seen a cannonball? Guys, the guy doesn't get shot into some of it with cannonballs. I've seen that, but like, what is that even? Waste of life. I've seen that shit. See that thing about the guy who's like, who agreed to fight a chimp?

Did you see that? No. That happened? There's no way this is going to happen. But like, they found a country to host it because no countries wants to host it. It's not on international waters. Is it Saudi Arabia, actually? I don't know exactly, but I wouldn't be sure.

So there's a guy who's like, uh, yeah he's like he agreed to fight a chimp like like like fistacuffs or do they have like weapons no they're just fighting fisticuffs what a fucking retard he did he's doing it for how much money it's not even that much so dumb that's crazy

what makes it crazy is that like you can't even buy a house after that really I think there are humans that could be apes I think that they would have to be trained to do that like they're most of it I think you just gotta get lucky and the ape isn't like it doesn't doesn't understand that it's a fight

Immediately. It doesn't just immediately attack your face. What is the, what is the, what is the, what is the, what is the, what is the,

what is the, what is the, because like, apes, they have really bad endurance, right? They have very, very, like,

horrible endurance, do they, do they, that's what, he's fought them. That's all that humans have. That's our, like, one group of,

other than being intelligent is, is, is true. Other than being intelligent is we have really good endurance for animals, for the most part of. I feel like the intelligence

is probably a little bit more important. It is our greatest feet, but, feeling having thumbs and being in a fist fight our greatest benefit against other animals is are well just yeah we can we can run marathons and they can't yeah a lot of things can't even dogs who have good endurance in like animal kingdom they they can't get in they they don't sweat like us they're they can't cool their bodies on like exactly yeah they just they gendered not built for it what if they just wore an ice vest ooh now we're talking the problem is that the problem is that you

don't need you don't need minutes to die for fighting an ape you don't need you need you need you need need a minute or so now we're talking bad you're gonna give these motherfuckers an ice mess you're a chimp an ice mask that's not what they're bothered about overheating is not the problem

it's the fucking fatigue what is it called fatigue what is it called oh fatigues like the military fatigues we'll give the chimps military fatigues no

no what okay fine whatever What are you talking about it? We'll give it like a chimp a beret. What about that? Yeah, there you go. We'll give him a Slewa's bray. Yeah, Curtis Slewa.

We'll get Curtis Slewa in there. Curtis Slewa versus the chimp. He goes in there. He talks to him and the chimp. Him and the chimp end up just chilling out eventually. They become the best of friends. Right. I actually literally can him.

Dude, that video. That interview with him is so crazy. It's really interesting. It really is the most facet. Like the, what a whiplashing conversation that entire thing was. He's an interesting guy. In another universe. where America does have universal health care already

and where like the rest of the other first world countries Curiously would win just because we're bored We're just like let's just getting characters now Yeah, it's like things are okay So let's just put in fucking weirdos Yeah Everybody on Fifth Avenue has three guns now minimal And it's like

I mean actually I hate the idea because now I'm thinking about like the UK Or I'm thinking about England where they're like Hey things are like relatively okay Let's make things work by fucking just leaving the EU. And I'm like, oh, no. I mean, that place, the, the UK's in trouble.

It's, it's scary to think about, like, people actively trying to, like, oh, we have to regress. Like, we're, let's stop trying to make things better. The Brexit thing was wild. Like, talking to my family about my sister over there and it's like, there's no good reason to do this. I thought Brexit was about them, like, just wanting to make, like, breakfast, like, you want to make breakfast all day. Yeah. And it was like. No.

That's what they told everyone. And everyone was like, sure, I'll vote for that. Yeah, I wouldn't mind having fucking disgusting tomato toast all fucking day with tomato beans. Yeah, well, it's like in black pudding and shit. Soggy, disgusting fucking bane, sweet baked bains and everything. Oh, die.

They're not sweet over there. Have you had beans over there? They are. They're in tomato sauce. They're like, how to explain it? That's like the whole thing about them over there is that they're sweet. They're in fucking tomato sauce. They're like, the most famous beans are those Heinz ones that are swimming

in tomato sauce Like I had them The ones I didn't like Candid beans But they were just like They were just in like

tomato sauce And I was like this is gross Tomato sauce They were savory And I was like Discussed beans are supposed To be savory They were

How do I Okay not savory They were They tasted like Tomato sauce They weren't sweet That's what I'm They probably weren't sweet

They're not supposed to be sweet They're not They're not sweet They're probably not sweet To what you're used to But tomato sauce is sweet Yeah

There is sugar in Tomato sauce They didn't taste to me To the taste That's what I They probably just more an overly sweet. Like, say, a lot of times there's some Europeans that they come and taste American white bread.

And they're like, what the fuck is this candy? Because they're saying like how sweet is compared to us. And we just think it's like regular bread. So it probably could be something like that. When I was there, I was like, yo, why would y'all eat anything other than Caribbean? Can I say something? You've been grasping onto that piece, dick? Just eat it.

Just eat it. I don't want to die, though. But you're clearly holding on to it. Opening it. You're literally opening it too. Like, motherfucking just eating it. It looks.

It's like he's slowly getting the courage. Derek, take a bite. Bishuto is good. Okay, then take a bite, nigga goddamn.

It's probably good. It's wrapped up. It's like it's fine. You guys got a cigar cutter? Sniff and meat is crazy. I do. Sniff and meat is crazy. I do,

but there's no way it's clean. Have you guys ever smoked a bishuto and cheese? That's crazy. I got a lighter. I got a lighter. I got a torch. They don't smoke cigars. They smoke meat.

They just. Meat. meat and cheesesticks. It's way. It's fucking thought he's a proud though. No, was it bad? Is it a rancet? It just smelling it freaked me out. It, it, it, it kind of,

it's a little sour. It's not, I don't, then toss it. They get, stop fondling it. And it also looks like there's wax on it. Yes, the famous wax. The famous meat wax. The fucking wax. I love eating wax on a basuto wax.

Are you? Are you okay? Oh, he's getting a fucking vomit. That smells so fucking nasty. That smells so... When I got deeper into it, oh my God. That is very sour. And it has that

sticky, like, you know... Yeah, yeah. Yeah, like that... Yeah, that. Yeah, that. Oh, my God. If I bit that before I smelled it, oh, my God. I don't like throwing up. That would have... Oh, man. That would have been... We missed out. Throwing up all over all this

fucking bullshit. That was so fucking gross. I would have been so mad, but I'd be like, that's content. It's good content. All of us turn into kale for like, so disgusting. For a moment. We become good people that are devoid of understanding that content is demonic. That is wild.

That's content, man. That's like the people that, you know, sometimes 7-11 sell sushi, and I'm like, who the fuck's eating this? You know what's crazy? I went to 7-Eleven in Hawaii, and he had like bomb-ass fucking egg salad sandwiches, dude. You're very brave. The ex-sout sandwiches. Famously so, the ones that are the closer to Asia, the egg salad sandwiches are much better. You're very brave.

Because the one I went to wasn't a 7-Eleven like here. It was like a fucking restaurant. I've heard the egg salad sandwich in general is like the safest thing that you can get over there, which feels insane to me. That feels like the, I would never eat. Like eggs. No. I kind of explain it like. But okay.

I don't even like getting, even just from like supermarkets. It was good. The pre-made stuff like that. It even kind of turns me off. Because I just don't know how long. Like they have a sushi at Ralph's and I'm like, I don't know, maybe. Well, they stay. that shit away every morning. I know. Yeah. I see

they have the station where they make it though, right? So that's okay because at least it's technically fresh. I've knocked out sweet chicken from Ralph's before and I'm like that shit's what did you get? I'd just three chicken from Ralph's and the fried chicken like the chicken they sell there's actually pretty the fried chick dude there's something I don't know what's what it tastes good but it fucks my liver up.

It's very it's very greasy. There is a so on the right side of my body there is an intense pain after I eat the fried chicken from Ralph's only. And I'm like, what is, what am I? Okay, what am I allergic to that is in this chicken? It's just alcohol. It's just alcohol. There's something in it because it's, because I'll have the Albertson chicken or I've tried different ones from those type of places.

And it's only the Ralph's one. And like it gives me like an aching in my body. I don't eat that shit anymore. That is no try to eat fried chicken like that. But the rotisserie chickens, man, I've knocked one of those downs before. And it's been like, I've been really hungry. And I'm like, dang, I hate like half this chicken. Dude, they got big rotisserie chickens at Costco.

And they're like $6. Yeah, it kind of scares me Costco confuses me. I don't know, man. It scares me. It's too big. It is a, it's not those, because the little mortissary ones, they're like, you know, those ones that are at, like, the Rouse are like that big or something. The Costco ones are like this big.

They're big ass chickens. And they're six fucking dollars. And I'm like, this shouldn't be $6, dude. They're definitely cloned. They're super juicy too. That chicken never had a face. Pumped. That chicken never had feet. I've got actually, I'm okay with that.

Like, I would rather have a suffering-free chicken. I agree. Yeah. As long as it's like, we can't do it though because we have these fucking retards and like red countries are like, it has to be tortured animal. It has to be from a tortured animal.

I can't eat a pig unless it had its head beat in by a Mexican man. I can't eat it. I'm sorry. They're like, my El Pashtor has the head scream before it died. I can't do that. Yeah, they ran out like the things that they used to like,

you know, zap their heads. It like ran out of juice and they just had to stomp their heads. I've seen. I've seen my uncle's killer pig before and it was fucking sad. Yeah, I'm not. It was sad.

How sad you get that possible? They slap it to death? Because it was alive. It was a living animal. You're not going to kill a dead animal. They slapped it until it died. They could have just killed it. Like, they could have went up to it, nail gunned it.

They were like, mumar-is. Let's go beat his dad. They stopped it out. They killed it. They hit it with like a club and it had like three times and it was like that. And I was like, that's crazy. It's definitely not. Really because you're supposed to,

because when you kill them, violently they die in a taste worse like actually. Well, it's the thing. All the fear and adrenaline is it's fucking up. And tensing up and stuff is going to not be cool for your meat. That's what you've got to catch them off guard, man. You got to do a nice

little flash kick to the face. Head clean off. You see how Gile fucking deals with this farm? That's crazy. Sonic boom to the cows. Sonic boomed his head off his neck. Do you see the, I've been watching so since the, Street Fighter new woman is coming out.

I'm excited. I'm sorry. I'm definitely not. But like, so the animated movie from the 90s, early 90s, clips keep resurfacing because people just are running it in. The original. There's two animated movies, right? Well, there's ones later, but there's just one Street Fighter two animated movie in the 90s. There's one official one.

That's the one where they fight Bison at the end, right? Yes, of course. That's the one where you see Chunle's tits and then fights Vega. Like everyone knows this. So like, uh, it's like the fucking, uh, the animation. It's just like for, for like, it's so good. It looks so good. I didn't show her tits.

Oh, she's taking a shower. So she goes home. She takes a shower. You didn't get to see it in the American version, which pissed me off. Yeah, I saw it years later. As a, I was like, what? They hate these from me. They show.

They show, they show, this is what I hate about America all prude it is. They show Cammy break. a nigga's neck in the beginning of the movie, but they can't show a woman's breast in the fucking shower. It is so crazy. Did you see the way she kills that guy? Chris, have you seen that movie?

No. She jumps on that nigger's head, pussy the back ahead, and then twirls his neck and then fucking like collapses. And I'm like, that niggas looking at his, he can look at his ass crack. That's how fucking crazy is that guy's mad.

And then she just runs away. That movie is fucking great. To me, it's the standard. And this is the thing that always tell people like, oh, look, How you can still, you can just take an IP seriously.

And then they're like, let's not do that. Animation will respect those things better because of the fact that the nature of their more animation. I think live action, like, look, I'm excited for the movie because I just want to see what happens. But I also understand that this is a fucking. I'm not sorry at all. This is just like, this is a cash grab. Clearly wanted to stuff a bunch of fucking WWE niggies in it. Yeah.

And like TKO people. Yeah. Like just people associated with that. It's fucking stupid. Whatever, man. It is what is. I don't know how you can be. I like Noah Centennial.

I like Noah Centennial quite a bit. The guy that's playing, the guy that's playing Reuse, the guy from, I think it's called Homeland or what it's called. I know what you're talking about. It's like a show where this Chinese American immigrant, um,

don't care. Instantly. Chinese. Chinese. They're close enough. Yeah. Dude, there's going to be some cool moments and then some,

someone's going to be like, see, this is good. You know, Like they're gonna do that. I'm like, fuck you. I played Blackmouth Hukong, I get it. I just want to see what bitch-ass vison's gonna do.

What do you mean? What do you mean by that? I'm sorry? What do you mean by that? What do you mean by that? What's that? What's that? What do you mean by that?

What do that mean? What do that mean, huh? Exclusively jorking to Garfunk-on-os wrote and he says, if you three could Frankenstein yourselves together in order to create the most foul grifter, what piece of shit? the most foul grifter piece of shit human. What physical and mental attributes of each of yourselves would you include? I like the,

I like the idea of just making a physical Frankenstein of each of us. Mental is too much to be thinking about right now. But like, we gotta get your legs. It's got to be Derek's legs. Okay. Maybe my torso and then your head. That's pretty cool.

Would that be like a heinous? Somebody photoshop. Somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody figure out what that would look like. Yeah. I hate how animated my faces, man. It bothers me a lot. It's pretty cool.

Because everyone's always like, dude, you'd be great for like shirts. And I'm like, what the fuck does that mean? I mean, we got a new art of you too from Enigma Kiwi. I know. Yeah, yeah. Dude, that art is crazy. We have merge art coming in, obviously. You're one of them you?

Oh, yeah. Any King Dad or no? No, no, King Dad. Oh. We're leaning really heavily into the fall. Oh, son. This merch drive. Aw, son.

Very heavily. How could you forget? forget about me. Why are you pushing me to the side? Don't you love me you should love me as I've loved you. Why? Don't forget me. Don't you want me to live in Cocoa world forever

or whatever? Don't forget me. Don't forget me. He's not Mexican. He's Cuban. I don't know if we have that. I don't know if we have, I'm just airing on the same side. He just He would He goes around killing people so they forget their Is the implication that that land only exists For like Mexicans? Yeah

Or people that abide by that culture Really? So I guess like if a black person Understands that cultural stuff And I live in Mexico What if I pretend to understand it? Can I do it? I don't know

It's intent I don't know What if Hitler understood it? Yeah Yeah And so he gets to live forever Because no one stops talking about him He's there

He's there just like I'm like I'm like My Amo Hitler You're your family though Well He's definitely got like some people knocking around

Oh sure No one talks about it I'm pretty sure Yeah I'm sure they Don't let people know They got like these like great Nises and nephews Let's find that out

No No teke He's fucking jiggin I like that He's fucking jinging And he's like You're Hitler Why? You cheater, you cheated.

No? No. Nine. Nine. I'm no Hitler. No Hitler. I'm just, uh, what I am Hitler. Hitlero. Hitler. My name is Adolfo Hilero. What do you mean?

Adelpo. He doesn't even fucking try. You know what's crazy? Adolfo Hitler. There's a lot of Germans that went to Mexico. So I got to say. There's a lot. Argentina is the hot spot, but there's a lot of them that went to Mexico. Yeah, culturally, Argentina just, like, adopted a lot of German culture, which is funny.

And that's why you see fucking Folklorica's there. And you're like, why is that here and also in fucking Austria? What is it the Big Nigger burger or something? What is it called? Big Nigger? I think that's what it's called, right? What are you saying? Is it the black burger in, yes.

Oh, right, right, right. Did I say that already on the show? Yeah, I've heard it before. Probably. We've definitely talked about it probably like a long, long time ago. Big nigger burger. I get it.

Yeah. Oh my God. But yeah, shout out. There's a real fucking burger in Argentina. That's crazy. It's a real place in Argentina. I was like,

of course it's in Argentina. Is it good? It doesn't look good. It looks kind of shitty. Even in the promotional image for it, it looks like a dog-ass meal. They're struggling. They're struggling.

Argentina's economy isn't trouble. I mean, what is it? What economy isn't? Right. Well, Well, because of that fucking dumb-ass Trump guy. What's his name?

I can't even remember his name anymore. That fucking Trump. He kind of looks like people pointed out that he looks a little bit like Conan O'Brien. Really? Yeah. I can't remember his name. Yeah, the Argentina. I can't remember his name.

That would be fucking crazy. If Conan O'Brien became a far-right politician and just like became like the leader of Argentina. Just the destroyed he leaves. Harvier Malay. As a bit, he does this. So let me put in... It was funny, right? It's like...

It's pretty cool what I did. It's like, Brian. He... The country's collapsing. Yeah. Andy Richter's there. That's... Yes, dude.

I didn't know it would be like this. Anyway, I wanted... I wanted to mention before because we mentioned that drawing. Who did that? Was that Enigma? Anigma Kiwi. Of, uh, of you eating SpongeBob, I think, or something? Someone.

I don't even remember. You're eating someone. I can't believe no one's saying a song like... It was Saturday. his child and it was Kingston. Yeah, that was really good. Shout to Indy McKeway. Shout out to all the people

who do our, who do clip shows and shout out to a homeless fan, douche, sincere tank is somebody else who I've seen popping up. Yeah, right. What makes it funny is they chose

a little adorable picture of my face smiling and then they just turn that one into me eating somebody. Oh, the video of him doing. The videos of him doing is funny because he takes that that, that, that, that photo.

of you that looks really, really normal. And then as if he's going to use it as a base. And then he just doesn't. He doesn't. It's completely ignored. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, shout out to those guys making it happen. God, I've got to, it's so different navigating.

I was having issues with the iPad. And it's weirdly, it's kind of difficult to navigate this in the same way on a, on a, on a, web page. Don't know why. Try being that and a woman. What do you say? Try doing that and being a woman. Huh?

Oh, you mean like what's harder navigating Patreon as a web page or being a woman? No. Well. Patreon by a by a country mile. Being a woman or? Yeah.

Navigating Patreon by a Montreal. No, navigating Patreon by my country mile. Yeah. Being a woman, I don't know. Being a woman, it's the, it's the choice of, basically if you're struggling as a woman, you are choosing to do life on hard mode. you don't have to you can do easy mode

yeah you really kind of yeah you really can't just choose to be rich at any moment yeah uh you can you just not you just have to be like i don't care about dignity i don't care about respect don't care about that shit i'm gonna do easy mode i i i disagree but you know you're welcome to have that yeah i don't know how you can disagree and that's just objectively true but there's particular ease and being a woman but then you also have to sacrifice something about yourself so i said you have to sacrifice

dignity and respect because you could like be a woman this go find a guy and like respect and like have that guy like fund your life effectively that's possible but then you also lose your autonomy you don't have to lose your autonomy you often do though you don't have to you can just find the people like you can financially dominate somebody very easily

if you choose to do it those are harder to find that's not the average woman doing that I don't think so I think so I think there's plenty of men that are willing to throw everything away for person that's crazy for a woman for a person that can help them succeed financially that may get anywhere near close to worth it I wouldn't say the amount of fucking

like say and Nicole Smith marrying some fucking billionaire that was on deathbed like there was no control like it's so much easier than you think that's not the average woman

Anna Clausman is not a it doesn't need to be on that scale dude but the scale of just this woman just finding some guy that's stupid and has a lot of money and taking advantage of his fucking wallet is very easily obtainable

the thing is it's just people are usually decent and they don't do it You don't agree because you're thinking for the lens of yourself. You wouldn't do something like that. I'm not even doing less of myself. I'm thinking like how many, how many people out there really got the money

that even makes that kind of equivocally worth? There's a lot of people that have a lot of money. Not to mention like the idea of the abuse that could come for potentially doing that as a woman. Like that's like I can't even begin to. Like I think it's possible for a woman. Like I think when it comes to like appeal, the life through appeal through male gays,

it's easier as a woman. But I just, I super disenfranchis. agree with this. I don't know. I mean, I think you're doing it on a philosophical level. And I think it'll be objectively, though. I think I could be pretty objective. And like, it's possible for, it's possible for women to live a life easier when it's simply done through the gaze of a man. When it comes to like, just having like, oh, I'm, I'm, I'm more secure because I don't have to work as this man taste for me. So here's what I'm saying. What the gays do? What I'm saying being

not objective about it, you're like, oh, you interject abuse into it for some reason. That often comes You're saying off and come you have no data and nothing to support that. You have nothing to support that? Derek, how how how you have nothing to support? So this entire, this entire thing is Derek, I think the entire thing is see, but that's the whole thing. That's the whole thing. You're at a philosophical level, you're like, I want you to be wrong. No, it's not I want you to be wrong. It absolutely.

Derek, think of how often domestic disputes exist like in the common situations, right? Mostly lesbian. Right. Easy, easy. I'm trying to make a point. We can't, we can't do two fights at the same time, right? What do you mean? We can't be right. So if you're quantifying, say, like, in just the average relationship, how much abuse there is, why are you differentiating that between somebody who's just going after money if there's abuse in fucking the average relationship?

Yeah, but think of it. Do you not think that? Why is it being skyrocketed? Do you not think the abuse is usually magnified when a woman simply only relies on this man to fund their lives? No, see, that's the fucking average conservative relationship where it's like, I'm not doing anything. This guy's providing for me versus the. gold digger that is financially draining this person because this guy's a fucking simp, which is extremely common.

But do you not think that in that relationship, it doesn't invite more of a man expecting the dominant control. No, not in a situation. No, not a situation. You don't think those things coincide? No. So in the situation of like I said, like a conservative relationship where I want you to stay home and take care of the family, now you're depending on me.

That is an average relationship with fucking a person that probably makes like 100K if they're lucky or something. We're talking about this millionaire who has all these options and they're stupid enough and not in control enough to let a woman siphon his fucking money when somebody who would be in control of a situation would never fucking do that in the first place. But Derek, those are not common things. You know how many women exist? No, see, what is common is abuse in any relationship. Yeah, Derek. So why are we amplifying a gold digger?

I'm not even amplifying. I'm just saying like how many women are going to go find this man that has the million enough dollar for him to, for, for, for. her to live off of him. How many women are trying to do it? And drain him. I think quite a few. I think quite a few more than you think. Like,

I don't think it's most women, but I think there's probably. Like, have you been to Miami? The average person, have you spoken to, have you seen like guys talking to. Dog, God,

you're not being objective about this. The average person is not trying to be a gold digger. I agree. So then what are you saying? What I'm saying is that? What are you saying? Derek, let me talk first.

I'm letting you talk plenty. You always do this. Every time you get back to the corner. You pretend like I'm not letting you talk. I'm trying to. I'm countering what you're saying. Derek, you are literally not letting me talk right now. I fucking was talking right now.

Now go, dickhead. Derek. Bro. The average. I just said bro. Look it. See, you did this. I said bro.

Derek, the average woman, the average woman on this planet to find somebody that has enough money to be able to fund their lives that is going to choose the average lady. That's the random woman walking street. That's not happening. That's just not happening. Like, is it possible for some women to live that life? Yeah, for sure. For sure. But most women are not going to find that man to be able to suit their life. That's not going to be financially fucking ignorant enough to let them just spend their money willy-nilly without expecting some sort of power balance.

Like, are you going to spend money where I expect X, Y, and Z from you? Like, that's not going to happen for the average woman. You saying that is crazy. I'm not saying that, idiot. I said, I argued in the first place. That's not, you're not listening. There's fucking shit in your ears. What was your initial statement? So my initially, if you choose to live hard or easy, it was the whole thing. If a woman wanted to live easy mode, she probably can. The average person does not want to live easy mode. The average person is not trying to be a criminal, trying to griff people. The average person, if right now, if you wanted to right now make a lot of money. And actually, AI right now is proving this because people were doing it.

Phil DeFranco did a little expose on this. where if you wanted to make money through YouTube, especially politically, become a right wing rifter. Oh, yeah, the AI channels. Some people try it on the left. That's crazy. You can do it.

Of course. Right now, there's a lot of women on OnlyFans that understand they're like, I don't care about XYZ. I'm going to milk all these men, and there's no shortage of these men that will give you X amount of money. There's no shortage.

The average person does not want to do that. Now, my point is, you can, if you want to not have dignity, even like I talk with something like Jojo, or I'm like, if you didn't if you wanted to maximize your profits, you can put your feet online, you can do this, is that, you have me as an outlet to get a jump start off.

She doesn't want to do that, obviously, because the average person doesn't want to fucking do that. So do you think that, let's say if we gathered like, if we gathered most of the women in this facility, right, this is a building? Yeah. And you said, hey, if you guys want to live a very financial scare life, abandon their morals, do you think they could a lot of them could post online their bodies to be able to make a gross amount of money

remove their their choice and go after the most rich people do you think the vast majority of them would be able to live like very financially secure lives if they wanted to do I don't think vast majority I think some I think if they want to see you're thinking of it like by how what's happening right now most people don't want to do that most people don't want to do that how many more women could be on there's no shortage of men willing to pay for these fucking the average women. I would agree. They just don't want to do it. But I don't think,

I don't think most. I think most is where I disagree. I think some. I think quite a few. I wouldn't say most. I can't, I can't quantify that until they actually try it. I can't say most.

I'll end it there. We can't, we can't see who's right exactly. But my entire point was just, hey, you know, me being obviously obtuse and sexes was my point in from the beginning. And you want to take it more literal.

I'm like, okay, let's be literal about it. I thought we were going into a bit. Well, it was, and then he wanted to be literal about it. I'm like, okay, let's go literal with it then. I just, I just don't think most. I think when you say most, it's like, I think some, yeah, I don't, most I think that's crazy. Yeah, I think, I think, I think some, some's already happening. Some is already happening.

I think more, I think more than already happening. I think more than you'd be surprised. That's possible. Like, the amount of men, you've got to think about the, the economy of paying for sex. Look, it's a lot. It's fucking absurd. I get it. Billions and billions and billions and billions.

And there's always. guys looking to, I don't know how they do it. I always say like how many like the like the average money. How much money do? How much for me? Could they like, you know, be buying a better house, better apartment, better car if they weren't spending it on the sex stuff. It's basically I think about that a lot because when you think about a lot of the women that are being supported, I'm like, these are average working dudes. Yeah, it's like thousands of dollars. And these aren't rich dudes. That's what the average person. But like I guess the, but going back to the sorry, just the original thing was like finding a really, wealthy person that like the I think about like that's what I was mokey focused on I was like

finding a person is hyper wealthy like dude I know a guy that um he was the he started fucking the Beatles lawyer was it too dude yes the Beatles lawyer was the old gay guy and um um he's probably still a lawyer but like somebody I know like the band I know the what a yeah not the beetle not the beetle not the beetle borgs no that animal no the animal that animal But I'm just saying, oh, here's a regular guy that I know. I'm just thinking of them coming. A beetle was coming into an office to this person. And then he understands.

Guys, the money's not looking good this month. What's going on? Well, I'm saying, here's a regular guy that has no business being involved with this guy that's so insanely wealthy that obviously fucks with the estate with the Beatles and he represents them and stuff like that. and is able to get money from this guy, and this guy's buying him a bunch of shit, because this guy starts prostituting himself because he wanted to do it. There's no shortage of that shit, dude.

It's just that the average person doesn't want to do that. I don't want to go pimp myself out. You know what I'm saying? But if I had no, like, if I didn't care about it, if societally it didn't mean anything, it would be hugely saturated, but I feel like there'd be, I don't want to say,

because it's unrealistic that most people would ever want to do something like that. But I just feel like anyone who actually, wanted to pursue it, like, say, being a gold digger or something like that. And I mean actually pursue it, not just, like, dabble and they're lazy with it. Like, you know, there's lazy only fans people who are like, they post a few pictures and they're like, fuck, this isn't working out. Like, you didn't even try.

You didn't even try to hustle. Although really, like, you can make a lot being lazy on those things. You can't, you're not wrong. You can't be, you won't get into the stratosphere, but you'll, you're not wrong. You'd be doing better than somebody working at like Sears or. You can find two, three people that will just, so. support you heavily, which is fucking wild. I think that, I think that

like for, in my brain, my rational brain, knowing thinks he has a rational brain. Knowing, knowing, like, somebody experienced a lot of women I know that go through that. Like, it get involved with people where there's a power imbalance. It usually leads to some version of abuse. Yeah, I think. And it's some version of, like, and

not just like regular, like, not as like disrespect, like extreme abuse, like expecting you to be, uh, sex partners to people that they usually, that, that are random people. Like, this stuff that's like genuinely like, What? Dangerous. Like,

effective, you're pouring you out. Oh. Yeah, people who, um, and I'm just like, this is like this kind of abuse.

I don't want to be, gay son. I don't want to be disrespectful, but, go ahead, King, that. Go ahead, King,

that. Stupid son, going to bat for women exactly like the opposite of what I taught him. That's crazy. That is not, he's not a go for back woman kind of guy.

Amen. I will back woman, but I, I will go to back for that. I think, yeah. Look, unfortunately.

those people like that that get it's very disrespectful to say but it's more of a like it's just the reality of like these are people who were very weak-willed and they're very easily controlled unfortunately and I don't I don't like it's it's a disrespectful thing to say

but it's the difference between the person you know you've probably ran into a bunch of people you tell them leave this relationship and they're just too weak to do it versus the person that is like they got hit once and they're like what the fuck fuck you I'm out you know like there's a there's this a difference of like depending on how you grew up it's manipulation as part of it it's usually people

looking for people allowing yourself to manipulate it as a part of it it's just really how you grew up like I agree having a very sweet foundation of parents that are like don't don't put up with a guy's shit you know like if you instill that and so versus the mom that has been abused by her own husband and so of course she's not going to have that advice for her daughter

and so her daughter grows up being abused by another freak and versus like say my mom would claw somebody's eyes out would never put up with that shit because she grew up with savages. You know, it's just like kind of like the environment where she can't be abused like that. Like she can't. I think she goes to hard. You're trying to go to Florida and like sometimes a place in Miami and it's fine gold diggers and

disappoint them really badly. They take my account and they see like $87 and it's like, what are you doing? I'm like, let's try to get some pussy. You're fucking dumb bitch. Hey, we're she doing like that guy. He's doing like the guy. You see the guy that was pretending to be a 49er guy. Did you see that?

What is that? There's a guy that was pretending he was scamming, um, rich women. You're scamming rich women Pretended to be a fucking football player. That's dope. And never buy him anything. He used like AI to like trick the system into making him seem like a real person if he Googled him. And he would have these bullshit fucking training videos like on the beach.

He'd be wearing a 49ers helmet while he's training on the beach and doing every drill slow and he's really thin. Like this guy would not be in the amount. How did he fool? So I guess however he would meet them if it was on like a dating app or something, he would pretend to be like, them this, whatever. And then these chicks would like try to verify and like, oh, I guess he's actually a fucking NFL play. They're dumb. They're stupid.

But so I don't understand. Like, how would he scam? Oh, so this is how he would scam them. So they would, he would target the wealthy chicks and then he would like rope them into quote to quote, quote, investments and stuff. And like, oh, my money's tied up and this. This could you just give me like a loan and I'll get you, you know, like retards that with the, that's how you do. You scam these people because they're stupid.

And it's like, that's crazy. The amount of people that we could just scam right now. You know, it sucks. It's unfortunate. But again, the average person doesn't want to do that. So they don't. But I'm just saying if you want to live, be a grifter, be a gold digger. If you want to live on easy mode.

They can live easier life. And easy life is very attainable for most people if they're willing to throw a lot out. Yeah. If you throw away your ability to like perceive other humans as beings and not just like wallets. Yeah. I want to. An easier life is possible. I want to do that.

I can't. Do you know the, do you know the Bohemian Grove? where they, do you know the ritual that they do? Are those cult niggas? Yeah, yeah. So they sacrifice a human effigy or something like that. And basically what they're supposed to be doing is purging care. And I think like the actual concept of caring about shit.

That's crazy. And I'm like, it is crazy when you think about like, but it works. It does work. It clearly works because like the world leaders go to that shit. Yeah, the people who are best situated in this world are people who do not care about it. Yeah. Like 100%. Like everything is set up to reward those people.

So here's the question. If we go and sneak into Bohemian Grove. Can we try? I could have to I have so many things I love man I can't do it I mean I think you'll still love all the things Like you'll still love video games

I still love fucking Star Wars and shit Like physically I physically could not do something like that I just don't have it in there Well here's a surprise for Kingston We've brought Bohemian Grove Here to the Snark Tank I wouldn't participate

Come on in Come on I mean crazy The door open I don't have it in me. I've had time and time again in my life. Introducing the elite pedophile dancers. I'm like, why am I here?

Why do you guys know them? Careless, careless. I've had the opportunity to fucking blow over a lot of times. Everyone's enough to. I just don't. I don't have it. I'm not that kind of person. I know you don't want it, but would you at least try and see if it works?

No. Why? Because I'm not doing bad enough right now in my life to require, like, I got a fuck over. That's true. He's got a free ticket for most of his life. I want to say I had a free ticket I mean a free ticket I'm a pretty good one

You got a you got a good I didn't have a bad hand You had a good role You had a good thing gone I had a pretty I had a not bad role You had a millionaire doctor Yeah, grandma

Millionaire Millionaire doctor She had her own show She had her own doctor Dr grandma Dr. Kinks's grandma Dr. Kinks's grandma That's a pretty good

It was a show He grew up in a really nice house Dr. Kingston's grandma was always at work so he felt like he had a bad life but it was really like his butler would come in it's like sorry I never heard of sorry Master Kingston

your Dr. Kingston's grandmas going to be gone all day working in the fucking surgery rooms or whatever I brought you some caviar and I don't know fucking Kool-Aid Kvier and Kool-Aid Kvier and Kool-Aid

That's crazy I didn't have a bad life but I definitely Like I was without things, but I, again, it's not worth complaining about. Like, I definitely won't be like, I had it tough because I know people had it way worse that were like with. You knew people who were getting operated on by Kingston's Dr. Kingston's grandma. You wouldn't even try. Like I had, like, they weren't even covered.

Like I had plenty of friends who like dads were in jail. Moms. Moms were like, they never saw their moms. Yeah. Like shit like that. I'm like, yeah, you never saw you. Yeah. But like I had family still, you know.

Yeah. I saw a family figure. And don't you think those people would be distra- they would feel disrespected that. if they had the opportunity to go through the the cremation of care and like they would take it and you have the opportunity and you're you're getting rid of it you're rejecting it don't you know you're like bro like we would if we had the opportunity we would why are you not so then you do it you do it they don't have the opportunity they're not

sorry but you're right here I wouldn't do it still I can't believe you that's I'm sorry man I can't believe you wouldn't purge I care about too many things man I care about people in general for the most part. He's detrimental to your health. He's pretending when he says that. It's a definite to your health. That's what Dr. Kingston's grandma told you to say whenever somebody asked you that question. Son, caring about stuff makes you die young.

She infected you with her. Fight for humanity. Fucking Don Norman Osborne mocking Peter after he kills his aunt. I remember when you first met Lily and you told me when you told me that you saw her dad's bank account, you were like, all right. I've never seen his bank account still. You're like, all right, jackpot.

Does Lily know that you only married her for her dad's, her parents' money? That's insane. Because I have no attachment to their money. Who? Lil doesn't have attachment to their money, really. I'm pretty sure everything's going to our brother. You know, he had the Freudian slip when he proposed. He was like, Lily's money.

Will you marry Lily's money? Will you marry me, Lily's money? He says it over and over again. I saw it. I saw it on TikTok. Yeah. There's like, there's like, were you there? I wasn't.

You were there? I can't. Either I was sick or Jojo was sick I don't remember you remember oh no I was sick I got fucking deathly sick And then uh jojo was gonna go herself And then oh fuck I got her sick too She's starting to getting sick

It's whatever man That shit sucked I wouldn't I would hope I would hope people would understand that Like you can live comfortably without killing other people But then a lot of people are not living comfortable Without killing other people A lot of people aren't comfortable in the church space So I understand them wanting like I've been poor before

So I understand the want of having Like not having so I don't know man I'm not going to judge people for taking a thing to do stuff, but it's also you're hurting other people. I've lived so long because I don't care about anything. That's crazy. My dad cares about pussy. He cares a lot about pussy.

Well, that is true. I do love pussy. He cares a lot about pussy, me and my fucking six other siblings. That's a low numbers too for Jamaica. Son, that's my instincts. I don't really care. I'm merely an animal. When I hit you, it's just because I couldn't stop.

I'm merely a. a beast, I don't think about it. I just get it. I just do it. If I see pussy, I take it and I don't even care what it says, really. That's crazy. Don't you remember when I took you to the park and I would steal pussy and I would leave you there and I would come back the next Sunday and you would still be there all scared? You know how many cold cases there are because of me in Central Park? You know, son? That's terrible. Look, my dad sucks. I don't think he sucks that bad. I don't think he sucks. I don't think he sucks. that bad. Do you know how many women I've sold

to the tates? Not a lot, but some. More than you'd think, but you know. You know. Shout out to Kingston's dad. Shout out to Kingston's dad over there and the

fucking, wherever the fuck he is. Where's he in jail? Yeah, I don't remember. They got extradited somewhere, I think. Yeah, you got that poor. That poor guy. Fuck that guy, actually. What a bitch I don't even know what the fuck we're doing at this point We're gonna read the names now

Let's do some voices Oh yeah do we have any new ones from when we have a lot of We've posted the number We have a lot of new ones Yeah we'll do that We're some voicies bro Remember there's an entire tier Over on the Patreon

That you can go to And you can leave your voicemails with us And we decide whether or not we fucking Listen to them So we have a lot of them So let's try to fire some of them. This one right here, I want to know about this too.

This isn't it super interesting, but maybe it could be. Let's see. Great sell. It's trash. This is too cool, but like, I don't know. This is AlphaVee. Hello, Snark, boys. Just one question. Chris, can you please

just expand on why you hate Caleb Hammer? I find it really funny because I also hate that fat, fudgy fucker. But, yep, just love your show. See you. Oh, my God. Yeah, what's your beef with the Caleb Hammer? I, he was that finance queer, right? Yeah, I think he's just, he's that guy who, like, audits.

He does the financial audits of people. Have you seen those? He's some guy. He looks weird. I don't know. He just strikes me as, like, he's just fat and annoying. But, like, really the, the main thing is. just like I found out I can't remember where I saw this but it is true because he commented on it

and verified it oh yeah that fuck me yeah oh my god yeah like there's sucks so it came out that like he makes the people who go on his show sign like a like a non disparagement thing so like they so he can have people on his show and he can like berate them and like some of them deserve it right like some of these people are really stupid but then like just the idea of like how having a non-disclosure, or not a non-disclosure, but like a non-dispair of it clause is so, there's something about it that's like corporate. Yeah. And I look at him as like, oh, like people think he's like a YouTube success story.

You know, he's got this famous, he's got this big show. Yeah. It's kind of like a hot one thing. But it's just like you're, you're acting like a corporate. The corporate. You're kind of spiritually Israeli about this whole thing. So like I just, I just, I find him really fat and annoying and stupid. and um...

Caleb Humma Yeah, it really sucks because... I don't know. It's not to say that the people on his show aren't bad with money and don't deserve to be ribbed. It's just to me, it's just like,

really, you make them sign a thing that says, that says they can't be mean to you? That's fucking stupid. Like, that's so lame. And it's such, it's just such egregiously pussy behavior. I would never even assume

or think to even do that. It would never cross my mind to make someone sign something and says, don't be mean to me. especially after I'm putting him on a show and being mean to him. It just seems like incredibly pussy, fat loser behavior. I can't stress enough that he's fat.

Yeah. Yeah, being fat, being fat, you instantly get respected less in this world. It's immoral to be fat. It's crazy. Some people can't control it. Like, a lot of people can control the weight. Like, I do a whole way to control it, you know. I could have not been fat.

I just didn't introduce my dietary problems correctly. And now I'm living through trying to repair my body after abusing it so much. You know what you should do? Listen. Oh, what? I forgot. Oh. Okay.

Good talk. But what's crazy is that when you're fat, people like you. That means you have a ton of charisma. You better have charisma when you're fat, though. If you don't have charisma and your fat, you're useless. The problem, the problem is when you lose your weight, when you're fat and you're charismatic, people hate you. That's the thing. That's what happens.

And all the ones are back because people are like, I felt good. Yeah, because it's like, oh, you think you're better now. Yeah, you're better than me now because you're fat. And it's like, I just want to be healthy. And it's like, fuck you. I hate you now more. And it's like, nigga, die. You ever notice like the funniest women?

You're like, oh, you're really funny and charismatic. I'm like, you used to be fat. Didn't we're not. Huh? Always. Yeah. They're fat, fucking chubby-ass shit. And then they were just, they had to really be on from people.

Usually girls that have the best personality are, are more often not some sort of undesirable when they're growing up. Uh-huh. And they grow up and they're like, oh, have a really good personality because you were something. They learned how to... That's people in general. People in general that are like, good-looking people don't need good personalities.

Yeah, they suck. You don't need to, you know. You know the preps in school, like the people who are like, oh, the prom and... When you meet one of them that are cool, you're like, whoa, you're actually really cool to. And it's like, yeah. The chick would a lot of times just emote the whole time. She's, their hair. Yeah, yeah.

I don't know about that. And I'm like... They really happen in real life to be too often. You know, like, I don't know if you've ever been... You ever dated one of those girls? Like, went on date? with one of those like types, Stacys that the in cells would call?

I was surrounded by those kind of girls. I mean, I never dated them. I don't know if you ever, every, I've, I don't know. I was too black.

You're a dude terrified to be. I've been on both ends of the spectrum where I was like, you're such an airhead. It's crazy. Like my dick is so soft. And then there was the, uh,

I had like an argument about guns with some ultra liberal chick because she walked down our date and I was like, yours. I can't even believe. I wasn't even like being like, I love guns because I barely. I'm like, yeah,

they're fine, I guess. I just made an argument about Well obviously The small of the community is They can police themselves with guns in like a small area To where it's like it's more dangerous to have guns And like a large city where they're just flowing in

And people can They're unregulated Nobody knows who has guns And she was kind of like I didn't understand Why she was pushing back I'm like well She was a no guns in general person

Yeah I guess so Because I didn't understand I was like I don't think I'm saying anything monumental it's like there's less crime in small towns and you can do a per capita thing but if you just like if everyone knows everyone kind of a deal right where it's like well then you know

it's harder to it's harder to shoot people it's harder to rob people it's harder to do things when it's like a 600 people in this one town it's hard it's hard to walk into a place it's like put the money in the bag and you're like no jason no jason I'm a no guns in general person but aren't you supposed to be babysitting my son if uh

oh shit Oh, fuck. He actually like, Holy shit, dude, I'm so sorry. Bill, let me go mix with the real life still. He's still wearing the fucking panty hose. He still has a shiasty when he gets in there. My bad guy.

It's all right, Jason. We were just making dinner and like, I shouldn't have put you guys through this. I'm sorry. Listen, if we had a vote, if there was a vote, like, should we keep guns or not? Just from like I was listening to 92.3, you know, the hip-op station,

and just, they were just talking about two guys got to an argument about green chili, like enchilade. of sauce. Did they shoot each other? Shot one to death. Hell yeah, dude. That's what I'm talking about.

Yes. I love it. Was there egg in a mono time? He's like, do it. Pull your guns. Don't be bitch, niggas. He said your shit was not spicy.

You're a pussy. He was running up behind each one of them and whispering like, like the devil. Yeah, like the devil. He's moving really fast at a point of you see two of my dad. See, that would make me feel

a little calm. Because what I was about to say is this is why I think, I think the average person doesn't deserve guns because people kill each other over card games, chilly, but then if you were to tell me that Kingston's dad was whispering into people's ears,

I'd be like, oh, you do need a gun. Maybe, maybe. You have, maybe. But then also it's like, these paltry weapons have no effect on me. Yeah, like, he's kind of ethereal. I just don't, I just, I don't know, man. Like, I, I'm of two minds, right?

I'm like, I should not really. I just don't like, But I've also seen the effects of gun violence, like personally too many times. So for me, I'm just like, I don't, I just, what do you think, Derek? I mean, I already said what I thought. I hope you get gun violence. I hope you get gun violence, frankly. He immediately chases the position.

He said, no, mind. You know, never mind. If Godvise used all you, it's fine. More guns, please. Never mind. I'm a big fan. All right, let's go. So, this guy kind of annoyed me.

So, oh, good. It's, it's just stupid. I don't know why he said this, but here. We'll see. Let's wait, Chris. So, here, here, here, you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What's this going to be? It's not, I just, I just kind of want to just say something.

I called back a while ago about your guys' dumb-ass fucking conversation about, like, a year feel shorter and shorter. You have to start looking at a year or your lifetime as fragments, and those years are one blank of your age. So, like, Derek is one year is the 36th of his life. So it's shorter every time, conceptually, because you've lived it 36 times. Anyways, y'all dumb. Wait, what is it? I don't even understand what the conversation. So he's trying to be like...

Didn't you agree with that? Well, so here's the thing. This is the thing, because he's trying to be like, oh, like, why would you ask that question? Like, or why would you say, why would you assert that like, you know, the years seem short as you get older? And he's like, yeah, idiot. One thing that really pissed me off because he says conceptually. And I'm like, but see, that's kind of the whole point, dickhead. That conceptually, in say, an average lifespan, it feels like that because, let's say, I'm not in a solitary confinement.

in a fucking prison. Obviously, he's not going to have the same experience because we know time is relative. For that motherfucker, time sucks and it's dragging on. But for my bitch-ass normal fucking cycle of a life, yeah, because I'm not like in school when I was like, I hate school. School sucks dick. Four years of high school seemed like forever. And then it's like Jesus Christ.

It really did feel like a lifetime. But like we're doing shit we didn't want to be doing. We're like trapped in this fucking cycle of school. Now we're just like we're in the groove of living. Yeah, I beat my dick, I pass out. Day goes by, I wake up, beat my dick, pass up. I haven't eaten in three months because I just beat my dick and pass out. Oh, wow.

That's pretty good. Yeah. I'm getting real gone. I'm trimming down. I think there is science, too, that your brain just actually genuinely does process time, like, faster over time. Yeah. That is true also. But it's a combination of a lot of things.

He's right, but also, like, isn't that what we were talking? Yeah. It's a similar experience. Like, if you live in life, you're doing different things over and over again. Yeah, it's just like, oh, it's Christmas again. Yeah. How many of these have I experienced? Yeah.

It becomes, yeah. Like, yeah, it feels weird. I'm like, oh, a twin 26 is closer to being over, you know, then. You so bothers me by my nephew because I see him aging and it really bothers me because he's just like. Is he Benj and button? Is he like, does he look 60? No, it just makes me sad because I see. He's like, relative for children at least, you see them grow so much and change so much of such short amounts of time.

Right. It's like a very quick. That it feels like really. You look away and you look back and they're like, you could see that they've accumulated. It makes me sad. You can see that they've accumulated. It makes me sad. You can see that they've accumulated.

simulated some new traumas. Yeah. It makes me really unfortunate because he's growing so much. I'm like, I don't want him to grow. I want him to stay small, but he can't because it's just life. It's also cruel to do that. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Yeah, it's terrible.

Like, if you could genetically engineer a child to stay a child forever. It's evil. Well, I mean. It's evil. It's mean. That's evil. What? It's mean.

That's pretty cool. I think it's kind of sick. That's insane. I wish more people were children. It'd be easier to attack. That's insane. It's for me to find dinner because I eat kids and people. Anyway, is that it?

I mean, there's any more. Give me one more. Is there a better one to end on? Yeah, so I wanted to end on an advice one, but the one that, like, I don't know what happened. He deleted it because he, you know, he had, fuck this guy. Yeah, I didn't help with us. Shut up. The one that I had, I don't, I don't know if, like, I, give us one at random.

Yeah, there's so many, okay, random is, that's not a great idea. Maybe not. Because you're like, let's in on a good one. It's a guy sitting on a tire. You guys just, just bullshit a little bit. Hey, guys. I'm sitting on a tire. I'm sitting on a tire.

I'm just, just want to let you know. I'm about to end it. Anyway, on the tire, you're sitting sitting on a tire about to kill himself. I'm like a tire swing. And you're calling us. Yeah. Not your family. Not your lawyer.

Don't do it. Why don't you call your lawyer? Make sure everything's in order. Yeah. People are killed. Hello, Mr. Steinman. I'm going to kill myself. Hello, Mr. Steinberg.

Okay. That's all he says. I'm going to get paid, right? Let's just make sure we have everything in order, okay? Is that offensive for me to do that? Yes. I mean, you're passing, so. Yeah, I'm a, I'm a, I can pass.

I've been mistaken. I've experienced enough anti-Semitism actually in my life. I think I can make these jokes. I'm not even, I'm kind of not even kidding. I mean, you're very due passing, yes. Yeah. Yeah, especially even in high school, early high school. Because I had curly hair.

You're small. You're pale. Yeah. You're really punchable. Yeah. Is that Jewish a trait being really punchable? I mean, no, that's what you said. So, like, I mean...

Do I think Jewish people are punchable? I guess that's what you've did... You've just... You've just elucidated something about yourself. I mean, certainly you. Me? I wouldn't say that. Yeah, you hate Jews.

I hate Israel. No. You love Israel, actually. Oh. Oh! You love Israel actually. I remember I remember we had that conversation. We were talking about it.

And I was talking about, I was criticizing Israel because, like, you know, the way they were acting is insane. And then you said, Israel would be great if not for the Jews. So you said, right? Do you remember it was like Halloween? I don't recall.

Maybe you were in character. Which character? Because you were dressed as Hitler. That's crazy. For Halloween. What are the Halloween costumes? What are, what, Halloween costumes do you think are going to be the big ones this year?

Oh, Kirkiles. I don't think Kirkiles, actually. I think Kirkland is going to be one. No, because like it would have been, that would have been last year. You know, because that was September. It was like, so obviously it's going to be, what you call it? Obsession. Yes. Obsession. Yeah. Which is going to be lame because it's going to be a woman. It's a frowning woman.

I saw people like complaining about like, oh, smoking stack all over black, all over black people. Are you sure? What are even is that going to be? Black people in suits? Just well-dressed black people With fucking bangs, that's it You see the thing where people were, uh, I saw this take so much and it was so annoying to me Because they had a Indian Everettys character from Obsession in, in a

Corn Nights? Yeah, or something like that. It was like a horror attraction. He's like, um, the real villain of the movie's bear. Yes, with iconic figure. That's like,

that's like they're probably gonna have more smoking stack into things for fucking sinners than fucking Ramek. It's just like, it's just so stupid. It's like, what are you gonna do you're gonna have like an awkward white guy going around and be friendly like awkwardly friendly that's not that's not a horror attraction not real that's not a real that's not a real conversation by people you know obviously the more iconic character and that is clearly gonna be yes fucking what's her name uh what's your name in a movie uh i actually forgot because her real name has supplanted it penis her name was penis now that i remember yeah yeah it's crazy it's like oh don't don't don't stalk me penis what are you doing I don't remember I don't remember her

Because I know Indy Neveretti's name now So I keep saying that Yeah I actually genuinely Remember Isn't her name like Nikki Nicky

Is Sarah's the other girl Nicky's the main girl Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

I'm gonna kill Like a basketball Shot of breaking To your head I can I can't I guess Working up a brick

High enough I'm a little Like that is great It doesn't It's not You don't need that much Really I think you only need that much. I think you only need like a couple feet.

I think you would hurt if you just did this. A little small toss on my hair would hurt. The arc is just to make sure he's hard. The art is to make sure you put it in my head. I think from like two feet away a brick hurts. Yeah. You know, so any, any air that that thing is getting is accumulating damage points exponentially. I've always had this idea of like someone getting just the perfect distance away to be able to throw something and it leave their hand and immediately hit somebody else. Like throwing a malt off too close. Wouldn't that still just hurt you though? Yeah, but it's worth it to make sure they get hurt

The make sure the bottle hits them as hard as it positively can What you're saying conceptually is so dumb and not worth exploring It's insane What you're saying is like to get the maximum torque And maximum damage off of something From just the contact damage first So it would just it would have to leave your hand for like maybe like two atoms It leaves your hand has a little bit of travel time

A little bit of travel time The most minimal amount to hurt them as much you can. So stupid. Is it really? Yes. For min-maxers, for for real-life damage min-machers, it's important. We're going to read the names after that. So I got this one right here that this is this is kind of so what I was really trying to do because I wanted to help somebody out, right? I was I was little disappointed with all the ones that we have. There's no it. There's only there's

interesting ones. There's only one about any type of advice at all. Right. And I was like a little upset. And this one, I'm going to say it's very reminiscent of something we've kind of answered but I still I want to help this guy out you know what I think I've got an idea that's going to solve everything yeah the voicemails that's our advice column yes that'll be our advice call in for advice and only advice and if it's not advice we're not going to listen to it well we're we'll listen to it I guess we're not going to do it well we that's what we did already that's what we're doing what I'm saying is like this is a good way to fold it of the show, keep the voicemails

relevant. It'll be much better. Give them a framework for what the voicemail should be so that we're not like a flying blind. It'll give us more material. Because otherwise people are just coming in here and be like, hey, guys, I'm shitting. Bye. There is.

I'm shooting long, longer open to my fucking, my cat's toys. You want to hear a good one? So we're going to do two, but I just want to show you this one. Yeah, yeah. This is a really quick one. Hey, Lewis.

Piss on a biscuit. What did he say? Can't find. my biscuit? Is it piss on a biscuit? There you go. Block that nigga. That's it.

Block him. Kill him. I'm going to put his number. Everybody. Call this number on screen. Call this number on screen. That would be so crazy. That's such a minor aggression and you'll be like, all right.

I'll show you. I'll take it way too far. Show you're pissed. Ooh, this is a foreign person. That's awesome. I mean, he saw his eyes light up. I just like this. Well, I don't know where, but it's just not, it's not an American area code.

What is it, Deutsche Land? I have no idea what 0.64 is, plus 6.4 is. A point, I meant plus, sorry. A 0.6 area code is crazy. You're the fucking smurfs. That's insane. Yeah, you don't even use. Yeah, I don't know where that's from, but that's cool.

Oh, great. I lost the, God damn. This fucking guy. Well, so I, because I had, I used to show you guys piss on a stick and I got fucking, I got distracted. Oh, God. Oh, brother. Oh, brother. This guy stinks. My name is SpongeBob SquarePants, and I'm a rape victim.

I was raped by, uh, crabby Patty. I said Nick Crappetti, put a stick in my mouth. A, Cravy Patty put a stick in its mouth. You think Squidward would do it probably? But right SpongeBobbeubb? I don't think he's Raper I don't think he is either

But his tentacles might be They have individual brains I think the rape Who's the raper? Larry I'm like Larry's definitely A date rape Oh good theory

Yeah For sure He's got Kualudes He's got Cueiludes Of the SpongeBob Seeludes Of the SpongeBob characters I think he is the most likely

To be right Larry And then it's the my leg Nigga I'm sure He's definitely Try some fuck shit Before That's why he's like

Fuck the woman Stepped his kneecapping He stomped in the wrong direction. All right. So I found a, I found a shorter one. Reb up those rape kits.

It's crazy. Dude, I, that is my favorite moment for SpongeBob, I think genuinely. Can't you see? We're closing. Reb up those Friars is great

specifically because the speed at which he goes from rev up those friars to help help is literally not even, I don't think it's possible. The way he walks in, I think the way he walks in is so iconic to me. He's so,

his eyes, the hours like wide out. He's like very happy. I just, I really love how quickly it transitions because he's really excited and then he instantly understands that he needs assistance. Like instantly, he needs help. When I walk into stores, I want to do that sometimes. When I walk into restaurants, but I know I'm going to be everybody upset. Let's walk in and do that.

Yeah. You couldn't get away with it. One of the earliest memes I've seen on Facebook. I'll never forget this because whenever somebody talks about that scene, it says, rev up those dicks because I am one huge faggot. That's so classic, but also like, come on. It's very 09. Yeah. It's very oh nine. I think about that scene.

I'm like, ah, it's, it's ruined. It's ruined. It's ruined. That stupid me ruined. Derek actively changed computer or TV or whatever. It comes on and says that exactly. Yeah. Like he's modified his face. Every time he buys a new fucking thing, he opens it up.

All right. Last one. Last one. Last one. And then we'll read the names and we'll get the fuck out of here. Yeah. Oh. He deleted it.

it's okay read the names it's over no no no no what the fuck this happened oh my god oh my goodness oh my goodness i'm a patient perry but like this is ridiculous you're telling patient perry yeah never heard the phrase patient perry no that's not a real phrase yes it is there's no way that's a turn of phrase kingston a patient perry no i'm not gonna look that shit up then i'm not gonna dignify that with a look up. Dignify what? Something real? It's not real. It literally is, why would I say then? That's not, you're, you're a guy made that up? I'm not fucking that fucking,

I'm not anywhere near that kind of sharp. All right, whatever, here we go. This is the, this is the original one, fucking. It's sharp, right? You can find it? So the other one, I'm panicking. I'm chatting. Just to start it, please, Derek. I don't want to be here no more. So this one's 56 seconds. That's why I was, that's why I wasn't going to do it, but it's the only

advice one. All right. It's not a mess up. Yo, what's up, Snark Tank? I just saw your update, and I guess you guys shut down the voicemail line, which I'm kind of happy about because I'm the breakup guy, and I sent something that was, like, pretty lame. I was pretty drunk. I think I got a little too serious for it,

so I'm just going to ask you, like, a pretty broad question. How would you guys recommend getting into the, like, dating scene in, like, a really small town? Because I'm from, like, the middle of nowhere, and I went to elementary school with the same kids from fucking kindergarten to 12th grade. And, like, I embarrass myself a lot, so I don't want to, like, get on Tinder, start dating somebody from this town and then be like, oh, I've texted my friends and found out that you used to tell everybody you were gay and you wanted to kill yourself in elementary school. So, like, yeah, just how would you recommend going about that, like, in a place where I don't have that grade of a reputation, too?

Hmm, interesting. So I would change my name, face, hair, and everything about myself. Oh, man. The first thing you do is you get some black shoe polish. Right. I like, I want to say before you go any further, before I know where you're going, I love where this is beginning already. Excellent. So you get the black shoe polish.

Right? Right. You rub it on your face. Whoa now. You get your grandma's lipstick. Oh. You need a grandma's lipstick. You apply that liberally to your lips.

Right? So you got that. Right. Okay. You don't need to go any further than that. I think it'll be good. You don't need to. I think there's more that you can do, but I think that's kind of good enough to get the point across that you're ready for a change. Right. Right. Yeah.

What about the clothes? The clothes. Well, there's a few different ways you can go into it. But I think a tuxedo would be better. A tuxedo, a bow tie, tap dancing shoes. There you go. Tap dancing shoes. That would be, that's what I would recommend.

You could also go like tattered clothes if you want to. Maybe wear like a chainling fence chain as like a chain necklace. You know, just for aesthetics. If you want to go on that, you know, it just depends on what day it is. Maybe in the summer you want to do that. But like say when it's more, we're approaching fall, winter, you want to just wear the tuxedo, tap dancing shoes, bow tie. Everything like you want to dance a lot. And so you said that you don't want to get on Tinder and stuff.

stuff like that. I understand that, but there's Grindr. So Grindr, and I've heard actually that Grindr has a lot more people than just gay dudes. So maybe you can find like lesbians on there too because like apparently you can there's other than just gay dudes on there. Yeah. So that's that's kind of I thought it was the lesbians are under the fight section of. Yeah. So there is the fight tab. There's the fight tab and it's all lesbians. If you want to locally fight people, you can do the fight tab. But unfortunately it is only women. So you have to be okay with fighting. Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah.

So that's what I would recommend. And I think you would really see a huge change in your dating life. You would see a massive shift in almost every aspect of your life. Yeah. I hate this, but let's see where it goes. Let's like, let's see this journey. Yeah. I think, yeah, also leave, skip town, leave.

Skip town. Get out of there. Yeah, I generally think maybe like in all realness. I think that town is might be spent for you. Yeah. The town might be spent. that might just be spent. How small are the towns because, like, on the real, can you just not date towns over?

Like, you know, you might inconveniently have to drive a little bit. Just date a few towns over. You know, like, California even. Like, L.A. is huge and it feels small sometimes. Like, you're here? How the fuck are you here? You shouldn't know any of these people. Yeah.

It's all right. It's annoying. Look, man, you're going to be, you're going to be, you'll be fine. I think online, I think honestly, I think just fine. you in a Hummer. What are you doing here? In a Hummer. I fucked your dad later that night. What's going on? Then I killed him and blamed it on you.

And then you were, you've been in prison this whole, wait, is today? The idea of fucking a girl, then immediately fucking her dad in the Hummer is crazy. That's badass, dude. That's a wild power. That's Dominance right there. Yeah, you finish fucking her. You go, you go to clean yourself up in the bathroom. And then she opens the door. He's been gone for a little bit. And he's in there just plows.

I love Holding your dad's head like this Really? I love the idea of you start dating a girl And then you start cheating on her with her dad And then she walks in one day Like as you're describing And you're wrecking her dad

Wrecking his shit Like Do you feel more betrayed Or are you more confused in that moment You're like what? You're digging her dad out You leave him there quivering And then the dad turns around, looks at her, she'll close the door.

Imagine. He looks at her crying and joy. Honey, don't look. Don't look, honey. Don't tell Harry. Don't tell Harry. Don't tell Harry. He says don't tell me.

That is absolutely absurd. That was the original real ending of Spider-Man. That's what it was. He wasn't actually supposed to kill the Green Galvin. Spider-Man was just supposed to run into a. him fucking some guy yeah yeah fucking is like

butler the butler and then Spider-Man sees he's like what and he dies of embarrassment or shame

of being gay yeah yeah of gay shame don't tell Harry don't tell Harry he died I'm gay he dies on

Peter's dick and Peter's like well why is Peter's dick out yeah why I thought Peter was fucking Norman we just established it was the

The butler. Come on, Kingston. The butler's fucking Norman. That's stupid what you said. Okay, the butler's fucking Norman. That's get the fuck out of here, man. That's crazy. All my bisexual, all my bisexual and non-binary fellows,

fuck your partner's dad. There should be a movement about fucking people's dads. Yeah, fuck their dad. Imagine the bully, the kid that bullies you. And you go home and he just, you find, he finds the kid you're bullied. just digging your father out. We're gonna dillf max.

We need all those dads you like to fuck. Your dad is on top of the kid that you bully holding him, like cradling on him. Head over the shoulder. That's in existence. Meeting your, uh, meeting them for the first time and like,

you know, you shake the mom's hand like gingerly. And then the dad, you know, you kind of like, kind of caress his shoulder a little bit when you meet him for the first time just to kind of hand on the shoulder like a lingering look just

plant this seed you see you see the dad has a bit of a more of a smile yeah the dad immediately's a nice guy he's doing he's doing that thing that Charlie Kirk does with the coffee he's been of a nice guy and then weeks later weeks later your mom

and dad are splitting up because your mom walked in on this presumably at oldest 18 year old digging your pops out ruined your whole life. Your parents get separated. Your mom fucking drinks or stuff until a coma dies at the end of the wheel. And then your dad is just now homeless and addicted to dick.

Yeah. You know, like the idea that neither of you have never had gay sex before that. Yeah. That was your first time. You guys had to try it. That was you. He was like, I don't know. Just petty dick.

Pettie dick, without petty dick the ruined family. Let's do it, guys. Let me got to do that more, man. Let's do it. All right. Hey, guys, fuck your bully's dad's, boy.

That's actually dope. Getting, getting, yes, that is the best way to get back at your bully. Revenge, fucking your bully's dead.

Yeah. I'm trying to think of other things, but like, yeah, that is kind of the best. Because fucking the mom is like, thinking about, like,

how many of the bullies that I had are just dead now. Oh, yeah. Because they've just like, I don't know, they got the overdose on some shit for no reason.

Wow, you just, fiends didn't like you for some reason. Yeah, I know. It's like a lot. It's like a weirdly like common thing where like if you hated me, there's a pretty good chance that you overdose on something and died.

It's a good thing to have other than like say, imagine if like great people hated you. You'd be like what would I do? Yeah. Like really upsetting. Bernie Sanders like I fucking hate Christopher. I hate you. He dies and the bear finally eats him.

Oh the bear. Yeah, the bear finally the bears. The bear's been stalking and waiting for years. He's so skinny. He hasn't even. He hasn't even since that. day. Only that. Only that. The bears are like, bro, there's plenty of fish everywhere. I want that Jew. I want that Jewish guy with the fucking

salmon shoes. Yeah, with the same guy. He's still wearing him. He never took him off. The same pair. Drenched in honey and fucking berries. He's fucking rotten. He's wearing rotten. It's green. The meat's fucking green and slimy. His wife's like, Bernie. Can you please take your shoes off? They are rotten, Bernie. Bernard Sanders, please take them off. The green tent is fire.

Green rotten salmon shoes for all. That's my new platform. I'm also going insane. From the mold that I'm inhaling. It's getting into my bloodstream. These fish bones are cutting my fucking feet up. He's fucking so infected. It's so sick.

He's so old. This should have killed him so long ago. Oh, God. He's holding on. He's holding on for universal health care. His fucking dear life. Once universal health care, then he's going to melt immediately.

I don't think we're ever going to universal health care in America. Probably not. It depends on how crazy the pendulum swings, but like I doubt it. I doubt in my lifetime. Do you feel like the, do the, does the Democrats and stuff, if they ever like kill it. Do they have the balls

to really go hard in the pain? I think the DSA people will, but there's got to be enough people. Shit. And there's also got to be another reason because there's some DSA people that's like you're kind of, yeah,

like you're kind of insane. So you probably can't. And some of them, I'm also worried about like, when I even look at somebody like, Al-Sayed, he almost feels like to me like a little bit of a Trojan horse.

A little bit. I kind of know what you mean, yeah. Really? Yeah, a little bit. Because he's like he's, he's moderated his opinions a little bit at the time. He's trying.

a little bit too hard to like pretend like oh you know what's on whatever yeah I'm like still the better option but like oh sure but I kind of agree there's people like I'm side eyeing a little bit a little bit I'm just kind of like all right the best we got so like fucking I think the problem is the democratic

I think the problem of the democratic socialist movement is that like a lot of people on it's still there's still Democrats sadly so unfortunately they have to play ball with people that are still corporate pieces of shit people just have to make the case people just have to make the case that like this is not new we've had this we had an entire president for several terms

on this exact on this exact policy platform FDR exists like this isn't radical this isn't even new this is like what this is what Democrats used to be actually yeah before they be you became Republican light we're just real Democrats now remember of one of the most prosperous moments

in our history as a country fat Dick Rogers was president that's right that was his name yeah that's his real name Fat Dick Rogers. I get it. And so, yeah, it would be nice if his leg shriveled up and all the meat from his legs went into his dick. And he was a, and he was still us grinned.

He was still a grower with a dick fat. He was still a grower. He would stand up on his dick. He would. He would have been floating on his dick. That's why people are really impressed. That's why they really voted for him. God damn, this guy's dick is massive.

The policies happen to be good. They weren't even, they didn't care about that shit. They just like, this guy's fucking. They called him polio because his dick. would grow every time he... Holyokey. Every time he made the world a little bit better.

Every time we got a little more polio. Every time he had a little more polio, his dick would expand exponentially. Dad, polio's gone. The fact that that shit is gone is crazy. Don't worry, it'll come back. Oh, no, it's gonna come back, yeah. Oh, no, it's gonna come back, yeah.

Everything's coming back. They already had the first, I think... Everything's coming back. I think last night. Did you see the news? No. Am I vaccinated for polio? Probably not.

But you're probably fine. You're probably fine. You're probably not going to get polio. If you haven't had polio by now, you probably won't have it. Yeah. I don't know. It's like autism or going bald or something. Yeah.

Yeah. It's like, male pattern. It gets so happened. Male pattern, autism. That pattern happens in like your 30s, right? I mean,

it could. The reality is like, most, I mean, men lose their hair just generally. Yeah. Well, people do also. It'll thin, right?

Yeah. It'll always thin and you'll lose some. Yeah. Like, but like, I don't think my hair's thin yet, which is crazy. Like,

like you won't, you won't go bald bald bald. 70 years old, your hair old then you're you're good yeah you're good you're good for like me probably like i would imagine 50 i'm i'm pretty much at the like i don't think it's going to get much worse until i get like past 50 but like say as much as it's gone back like this as much as it's gonna go back and it's like back on like one side more than the other for me it's my thing is i get like fucking vampire fangs right here hell yeah so like my fucking hair would grow long that's keen dad so they they yeah my dad being

an entity. That's all I get. That's all I get from my dad. I don't get immortality. I don't get enhanced abilities. I just have a weird hairline. That's bullshit. Like, imagine if that's how fucking Alicard was. He just got like some bullshit fangs on his head and none of the powers. I'm just bisexual.

He just kind of got sort of sharp teeth. Yeah. That's it. He just noticedably sharp with your teeth but nothing else. No powers and he's like, are you serious dad? Fuck you. I hate you so much. I wish they burned you and mom. You guys both. And he's like, my bad.

Anyways. We got to read these names. We got to read these names. Oh, yeah. Let's get out of here. From our patrons over at patreon.com slash a snark tank. You got to really take care. I'm not eating this.

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Yeah, rice is $12 per grain. There's a spot for me. There's a spot for me called them El Camerese. You know, this Mexican joint. Bean, cheese, rice burrito, $6. $6. This is $9. There's no fucking rice in it.

The city wearing, man. It looks kind of big, though. It's the other one's big. It's just, yeah, yeah. It's just like, I don't know, $9. That burrito plays by, um, by Ziggy and Jordans, man. Those burritos are crazy, man. Is that the one where, did we go to get breakfast burritos?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Those burritos are nuts. Yeah. Oh, yeah. They had that full fucking huge ass burritos. The novelty burritos. And I'm like, bro. It's full of fucking pesticides.

If you just put some rice, beans, and chicken in that, man, I'd be fine. All right. Well, I agree, but we got to read. Oh, man, I'm fucking scrolling the screen with my fingers. I'm not used to. Oh, right. It's being a laptop. All right.

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Apparently this guy's not a Trump support anymore, the drummer. Thank God. Yeah, which is fucking crazy. It only took every possible falter to get him there. I mean, it's happening right now. A lot of people are jumping off that bandwagon. Yeah, it's over, man. I don't know how the drum is just went down and even got there.

I don't know how. I just don't understand how. Like, you didn't listen to any of your music. He probably just had to, he probably had to listen to Surge, rant all the time. He probably got sick of it. No, and he just... I'm tired of search. How do you want a lot?

What they're doing and I ran. He's like, Jesus Christ, you talk like this? He's actually really soft-spoken and really is hilarious. Let's go get some motherfuck of pizza. Shut up. I love Trump now. That's crazy. I cry.

He's like fucking bumblebee with his own song. That's so stupid. Oh my God. He got it from the Wu Tseant Clan, he got it from the Wu-Tan Clan, he's got the past. They let him do. They were definitely like, you got to sing it the right way, man.

I'm sorry. Yeah, I think that's completely, like zero people have a problem. You're also technically not white, so you're more loyal to say than other people. Yeah, he's pretty brown enough. It's okay. He's definitely one of the brown Armenians for sure. Pogo, pogo, bogo, bogo, bogo, bogo. You're right?

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That is, because I think they wrote that with Rick Rubin. So that Rick Rubin was just like, yeah, you should put that in there. I mean this. It's crazy that Rick Rubin has had all the success that he's had, but his son just ended up being a gay white Republican. You got me for two seconds.

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Oh that's right I forgot that he had that stuff I thought he was just lame and stupid and annoying. All of that and all of the above, but, you know, I guess that there's a lot of people I don't think that know that the allegations were, like, dropped or something.

Oh, sure. And I'm completely okay with that. Ideal, in fact. Wasn't ever as being accused of shit and not doing it. That is generally my, like, my worst year. It, yeah. It is scary. It pisses me off even when it's, like, a minor thing.

Uh-huh. You know, it's like, you took my charger, didn't you? It's like, I'm going to kill you. Actual anger. There's nothing worse than being innocent. Like it and then being blank It's like, what do I do? Cut it off.

It's right there. There's nothing worse than being innocent. Full stop. I prefer to be guilty. Yeah, it would be guilty. It's like, that's happening before when like other girls that did them, like you're cheating on me and it's like,

I don't know how to not cheat on you more than not cheat on you. I don't know what to do. I don't know. Oh, I know you mean. Like what do I do? King said at his wedding dancing like Mon Mawasa. You just cheat at that point. You think I'm cheating.

I'm going to cheat. What the fuck? No, just leave the situation. Like, I'm going to break up. I've had that before. I've done that literally. Yeah, but you suck. That's like the shit is to just leave. Well, yeah. Well, I mean, I clearly wanted to leave.

I mean, obviously. Yeah, as you were like, fuck. It's like, you know, when you, but you're, it was, it really was just like, dude. Like, yo, you're accusing me. Fuck it. I'm just, I'm getting all of all of the abuse for doing this thing that I didn't do constantly. It's just like, all right, well, you go. This is a, this is, this is pissing me off now to the, to the, to the degree.

So what you do is you go cheat that day Come back the next day and you're like Hey by the way I cheated on you now And I break up And I break up Yeah so I cheat on you before we broke up So that's awesome Oh God

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It's crazy. Yeah, that, I think that, yeah, like in the, in the biggest, like, city. It's beautiful there. And then you just leave the city. It's like, oh, it's like, Europeans are ruining this place. Johannesburg or whatever. Like you go South Africa or something. It's like you can find like amazing places and then there's, you know.

The rest of it. Yeah, where it's like, yeah, a lot of poor. Even some poor-ass shitty white people there too that have been left behind because you're like they're poor. They don't care. You know, you know how white people are, dude. It's not like, let's just look out for white people. They're like, let's look out for rich white people.

Absolutely. Yeah, of course. And they utilize poor white people with the fact. fucking dot, to keep black people online. To do their fitting. They're getting no piece of the pie at all. I mean, I guess, yeah, it's the same thing.

It's the same thing. It's like that fucking, that AI generated fucking caricature that people have done now, the Trump, the Trump guy. Which one? You haven't seen that? It's like all over, it's all over my feed. It's just like this this ugly, just deformed

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Fun fact, there's a town in New York called Swastika. Coyote versus Acme is so damn good, go see it. Yeah, maybe, I don't know. Das Goopi. metal band bullet for my Charlie card. That's ridiculous.

Yeah. Jokes so bad, you gave me CTE. That's crazy. Did you bang your head against the floor? You heard it? I don't know. I don't know.

Can the baby have CTE? Huh? Nothing. That's just not even funny. Yeah, we're shaking enough. That's that shaking baby syndrome by CTE. I guess, I don't know,

bad. Shaken C.T. C. like vibrating CT is Like the flash CT is CT is a comedy time event

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Did she's all for him The cookies? Yeah you can't You can take whatever Trust me I really I really love that I might keep the donuts Because I do like these

But You should blend them in you Ooh, you should smash them together I don't know Eat one giant fucking donuts See these ones are weird because like I like them But like they kind of got that waxy kind of feel The waxies chocolateiness is a problem

It's a little bit of odd It's a lot of pudding to me The powdered sugar donuts are fucking excellent That's a kind of bomb Yeah If Epstein was a woman they'd blame the kids I take the cheese That's crazy

I mean yeah dude it's fucking nuts I love chees Jared Fogel upon release Starts a hip hop album I can feel him coming in my Tonight, O Lord. Jordan riding Kingston's best man's speech.

That'd be crazy. What do you think? Because if you're not going to eat these, I'll offer him to Jojo. I think she likes a slop. Yeah, she's from a place where, you know, most food is gray. It's great.

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What do you say? I just say she eats each soups that look like baby shit. That's crazy. Yeah. All hands on Dick, Naferam, and riding on our list as always. Woo!

The King of Habazard! Eastern European cuisine, man. The King of Happazard. Some of it's good. So there's this thing called the Zeppelin. I like a Zeppelin. I like a Zeppelin. Just like potato with a,

you know, it looks like a full zeppelin. Yeah. And it just stuffed meat and it. It's usually pork. Sounds good. It's good. It's really good.

I just don't understand how they were like, we're superior than they went to like Asia. They tried to Asia for when they were like, oh my God. Like I thought they died. Like they ate that shit and they were like, oh, what the seasoning and flavor? And they passed out. All right, fuck y'all. They went to India.

They were like, we'll see you later. Later, everybody. Later, everybody. We'll see you next time. Bye.