The Snark Tank - #438: Ed Sheeran is COOKED

Episode Date: September 19, 2026

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You want me to intro? I can do it. I can do it in Spanish if you want me to. No, do not intro it in Spanish. Can you do it in Spanish? Do you even know what snark? What is snark in Spanish? It doesn't translate.

Yeah, there's no such thing. I can do, I can do it. I can do the rest of it in Spanish. That's easy. Okay, go ahead. Yeah. Hello, bienvenudos. Me amo Kingston.

Is Chris. And that's a snark tank podcast. there you go there you go welcome to start tank podcast go to patreon.com slash to snartank if you want to go over there well we got to do the patrons

we got to do the patrons no man fuck them fuck them say it in Spanish go ahead oh my god I do not know even I forgot all this Spanish you know how to say go to snark tank's podcast as I've heard you speak Spanish before Chris

it's like go oh do you do you get the so when you were growing up did you get made fun of for being so bad at Spanagely starting being scared to speak it because that's literally my problem. A little bit, yeah.

Yeah, specifically that actually. Especially Puerto Ricans. Well, it's because, you know, we were not allowed to be ourselves for so long in America. Yeah. We've developed a really serious, you know. But also the Spanish classes that we would take

would teach us wrong. Well, that was Castellanos. They taught us like. Right. But then like I would come home and I'd be like excited because I'd be like hey I learned Spanish and then I would say something and then they'd be like that's not Spanish and I'd be like you're right and then I just failed the class I just I remember I remember just tanking I was like I guess this is an F fan I guess because like if if this is just not going to help me communicate with my family then I don't need it really I was just lazy man my grandmother tried and I was just lazy I was like I just don't

because I didn't need it I lived in the Bronx dude everyone that spoke Spanish still spoke English for the most part yeah exactly and then now I wrote credit because in the end of her life she really sort of only spoke Spanish. Yeah, I wish I could, I do wish I could speak more Spanish than I do. I understand a lot more of it than I, that I can speak. It's really just the syntax of, uh, I can interpret Spanish really, really easily, but like speaking it and like making it make sense. I think I could make it make sense if I really, you know what it's like, it's like mental math to me. Like I can't do mental math really, unless it's like extremely simple. I got to, I got to write everything down. There's nothing wrong

with that. That's how you do math actually, though. You have to write down. But like for Spanish for me, I just get nervous because I don't know how to the congenitatives. I know them technically, but I don't know how to sound wrong when I speak Spanish. And I make an effort to speak Spanish only to Lily's mom. But she's, I'm bad at Spanish for the most part. So she speaks English to me. I'm like, you're not helping me. You have to just speak Spanish with me.

And then Lily doesn't speak Spanish in house at all. I just have that we just have to have a child. We can teach the kids Spanish that I can learn while we have a kid. Yeah, there you go. Yeah. force another life into the world to help me be better like every parent does that is what children are in a lot of ways it's not great i actually do want a kid at some point but like i think after a wedding we're going to try to have one yeah be smart i don't know man what if it comes home and it's

extremely mexican you know like waway way way man what's going off well listen before we get too carried away. We should mention the fact that that Derek is not here. He is absent. He's fine. He's either dead or he's not. You're never, you're never going to believe this. Because this just keeps happening.

We know this joke is beat. We know this joke is being said over and over again. Okay. That's the problem is that like he keeps getting kidnapped by various vans offering various free things.

And at this point I don't know, man I just got I don't know what to do about it At what point do you do you like just like let them take him You know? I mean we did we were there Because like we were there We were there

We were there he was like It was wild It was like what you know those fish in the bottom of the ocean That have like the little light It was like watching something like approach that None the wiser And it's like you're in the You've never seen light in your light

in your life. And you think this is like the first, this is that you think the only time is going to be like a positive thing. If I'm being honest, I feel like that's more valid than Derek getting kidnapped. You know? I mean, Derek is a is a 48 year old man. I mean,

who he should not be getting kidnapped. I think we get a lot of things wrong right now. But we're in, we're in general directions where it's like. Right. It's like, all right. The bottom line is,

38, I'm pretty sure. Okay. I miss the, I was one number. off. If he was 30, he'd look great for 48, honestly. Yeah, no, for sure. Like, oh, you look pretty good for 48. You still suck. I hope you die. But like, it would be like how we both look terrible for six. Like, if we were six years old, it'd be

a problem. That'd be. Unless you disagree. I don't disagree because we're just too big. We're just too big. Even I'm about as tall as I was when I was six. I had a growth spurt when I was exactly six months old and that's where it stopped. You're a, so you're a freak in every standard because you're, yeah, it's because my dad, too tall. It's because my dad got that, it's because my dad got that message, that letter from the military, that Agent Orange. And they were like, hey, dude, sorry, you're probably sick.

But Derek is being, I don't know, either vicious to be molested or he's like, deathly ill or like, we don't, we don't know what's up exactly, but he'll be back at some point. He'll be all right, man. If he is, if he's fine, he's fine. If he's not, then like, no. Yeah, I don't care, man. I guess not. We should talk about, I guess, the only big thing that I saw that was worth bringing up is this Ed Shearing shit.

Because I don't know, man. I'm not, I'm no Ed Sheeran fan. I sort of was. It made me sad. Oh, really? Yeah, I like that Chinese music. I just don't think of it. I just don't think there's anything that he's ever done that like sticks out to me is like I got to put that on a playlist. It's like pop music. It's like pop classic music. It's not, not most. This is pop music.

But I liked it. Yeah. I love shape of use, a good song. There's that song that he has like, When Your Legs are gone because I cut off your legs. That's not my favorite song by him, but I do like that song. It's not bad. Okay, whatever.

The light almost fell. I thought someone gave you something. I was like, oh, someone's there. No, that would be shocking. That would really not be okay. That would be such a bad thing. But so Ed Shearin, a popular ghost. That's crazy.

Ghost musician, Victorian ghost child musician, Ed Sheeran. I mean, he is also a ghost musician too. Like, he's ghost writer for a lot of people as well. That is also true. It's like it's hyper ghost. He's like a hyper ghost writer. I was talking more about his complexion and the fact that he's a pale white creature. He's a ginger.

But you are also correct. You are also correct. He got into, I guess, some crazy. I love that, by the way, like, I only know about this because of Macklemore, which by the way, like, the idea of like, oh, let's go see McLemore and Ed Shear. Like there couldn't be a more not for me concert or tour if you tried. But it was McLemore. Go ahead.

I'm going to stand in defense of Maclemore, right? So back before where he did that thing about his hair, I can admit that it was a bit cringe, but his heart was in the right place. It wasn't a right place. We got to be real, okay? He was like, hey, this is a Nazi-S thing. Turns out, we didn't make it, we made fun to him for doing it. Turns out Nazis really like that haircut.

It's actually crazy. Well, no. Neo-Nazis really like it. The silly thing to me was like, why are you giving Nazis a haircut? I mean, he didn't have a haircut. It's a fine haircut. True. I understand that.

It's like, all right, cool. He was doing it. He was like, I don't want to be attached to this shit. And I can understand that. And I get that. And you know, I'd rather... Imagine, imagine like... I don't know.

It's just so crazy. Because people don't... It's not like O.J. Simpson with the Ford Bronco. You know what I mean? We're like after O.J. Simpson, Ford literally stopped making that car. That's crazy. It's a good car, too. It was probably, I mean, clearly. So, like, they stopped making it.

The Hitler haircut, like, or not even the Hitler haircut because Hitler didn't even have that haircut. But that Nazi youth haircut, that is a just very standard modern haircut. Yeah, but you think it's like so explicit. You think, like, it's a modern haircut. It's like, hmm, confusing. A lot of people have this hair call all of a sudden, you know? I guess. I don't know.

I feel like a lot of Nazis are bald and causality, you know? Yeah. So it's like that kind of thing. But yeah, I think it was, I think it was a bit, a bit soft. But I get it. You know, I get it. You want to distance stuff from fucking from white psychos. He's clearly a wokey.

He's clearly the kind of guy that cares about stuff like that. And he's like, you know, I'm going to take a distance from this. The other thing for me was obviously when Kendrick, when he won the Grammy, when Kendrick should have won a Grammy. And he posted about that. I think when he did was fine, he shouldn't have posted that. That should have been something that was in the DMs between you and Kendrick, you know. Yeah.

You'd be like, yo, Dot, you should have won't have. one that. I'm sorry. We both know why they gave it to me. It's performative. It's a bit I don't think he doesn't believe it. That's the thing. Yes. That's kind of the thing. It's tricky because there are people like there's performativeness and you're dishonest. There's performativeness and then there's honesty with that performativeness. Ideally honestly with that performative list is the best. Yes. But it's not so bad of your performative and honest about it. Yeah. And he's certainly seems like he's actually honest about it. I mean, he's clearly willing to fuck his money up pretty bad.

Yeah, but I mean... Technically not anymore. All he's done is actually made a lot more fans. These people are, these, I always feel iffy about like this stuff too or it's just like, it's kind of like when, uh, like, whenever the people say like, oh, Trump doesn't take a salary. You know what I mean? It's kind of like, well, I mean, you're Maclemore.

Like, you're good. Yeah. You're not, you're not really sacrificing much. But I understand like the inconvenience of it. You're, you're fucking a money, but like, you're not fucking a money you desperately need. It's that kind of truth. Right. It's like, it's not like you're fucking up.

Oh, no, I won't get it. I won't get a seventh yacht. Yeah, I won't. I won't be able to buy another house, you know, unfortunately. I won't be able to buy an 18th house. But like I, so that happened. That's not, that's not even really the point. The funny part of this is like, because we haven't even really got into it.

Ed Shearin, him and a bunch of other people were, I guess, doing a tour. Maclemore, I think just said free Palestine. I think that might literally be all he said. He said free Palestine. He just. gave like a very like human just a very normal kind of human like everybody deserves the right to grow up and live safe lives ew and then lo and behold the greatest artist ever pink touchdown yeah pink was the one that got mad first what really pink what are you saying

i didn't even realize pink was in this she did the classic conflating anti-Semitism and Judy and then what's called anti-Israel sentiment criticizing Israel. And guess what?

Guess what happened? The person that owns those stadiums are the ones he was on tour with guess what ethnic background they happened to be, Christopher. Just guess.

I'm going to go out and live and say potentially Jewish? You hit the nail on the head. You hit the matzah ball on the dreidel. Right there they were Jewish. And they were obviously in a guy, the person that owns the stadium that he said at

is an Epstein type. He's not even, he's involved. He's like involved. Jesus Christ. So like, so yeah, Macklemore gets outed from the show. I think a bunch of other people left in solidarity as well. Yeah.

So Maclemore got out. outed because of Ed Shearing. It was Ed Shearing's main tour. Macklemore got outed because Ed Shearn was clearly told like, yo, you can't have this guy doing this. And instead of Ed Shearing standing up for something, he chose to just be like, yo, Mac, you got to get off the tour. And look, dude, I don't think Ed Shearing, like, and he's like, what he said is, I'm not political. but then go back to maybe a year or two ago when the whole Turkey and Russia

things started happening from no not Turkey Ukraine and Russia thing happened Oh right right right He was one of the people that was actively saying he's not for that And X Y and Z Oh yeah you can't do that you can't be doing Like is there are people who are like

Weird Al is one of those people It's like weird Al is like I'm not political I'm a I'm a musical comedian I write songs about silly shit But he's also like a valedictorian and a smart guy. And you can kind of infer that he's like, what the fuck was that?

Wait, hold on a second. Something. I just heard something. Okay. I heard like some kind of USB unplug. Is someone in your house? No. The, um, fuck.

What was I saying? What was the last like sentence? You were talking about, um, weird out. Oh yeah, yeah. Like you can kind of gauge like where he leans just based on the, company he keeps and just the fact that like some of the broad opinions that he gives is like he's probably like a left-leaning guy but he's not explicitly political he's never really said anything

to that effect you can't then you can't be like at shir and to be like okay i care about ukraine and then and then when asked about palestine you're like i'm not political you could say i don't care i guess that's a that's not a great response but it's a valid one you know as far as like if you are engaged in politics. But yeah, man, I don't know, man. I don't know. It's kind of crazy. I'm trying to, I'm trying to show grace to people more.

Sure. I'll make an effort to not be as as insultive and rude as I once was. But I do not think that is possible. I think when it's like, Right. You got to say something. You can't be like equal. I guess what I'm saying is like, uh, there's a lot of human rights violations going on all over the world that we don't know about. That's true. And even if we did know about them, the gravity of them is probably lost on us because we're just not there and we're not familiar. And I think that's true. But this is very, this is very, you know, this isn't a hidden one, you know. Yeah, but I understand people who are just like, like, like, I don't, I don't care what's going on elsewhere. Like I, I get that to some extent. I don't agree with it really, but I understand it. Because ultimately on the day to day, like during my whole day today, like, I don't think I thought about Israel I once. I can acknowledge that.

When it comes up, when it comes up, I think about it. I can acknowledge that, you know, we're not people that are very on the ground, on the boots, like involved in hyper stuff like that. Like I just started getting involved in like community freaking politics, you know? And like, even that confuses me to a degree. And I'm not as active as I should be, but I'm not like I just entered that space. so I'm not thinking about everything that's happening in like Haiti or Sudan or stuff like that you know like there's a lot going on yeah but like this is not hidden figures anymore you know the thing that makes me care about this more than most other things is the fact that like we fund it and the fact that like and and not even necessarily just that we funded but the fact that like when when you when you raise a criticism it seem like it's it's as if you you you're said something insane, whereas, like, the same type of criticism levied for any other cause

with any other reason with the same fundamental situations in place would be completely reasonable, if not completely uncontroversial. And that's what, that's what is annoying. But so, yeah, but so Ed Sheeran kicked all these people off. No, no, no. Ed Shearing kicked off only McElmore. And then upon the people left. And then everyone else left it. Who left? Do you know who else was on the docket? It was like, I think I saw some name. I think I saw Scant Scatman. That's crazy. If I'm a grave. Yeah. Scatman was like, I denounce Ed Sheeran.

Good Lord, man. I denounce Ed Sheenny dips. Oh, these are people you wouldn't. You wouldn't, you wouldn't really. Like, these are like, uh, okay, there's MacLamore. There's Phineas. I'll introduce, I know, I know, Finnis.

Is that, is that, uh, that's Billy Eilish is. brother. There's Aaron Roe. I actually know who this is too. It's crazy. I don't know why I know who you are. Lucas Graham. I also know who that is. I know Lucas Graham. And in Boga, a traditional Irish. Okay, well. Oh, well, I don't know that. I make sense why the Irish left because, you know, they're very anti-bocha like that. But. Yeah. But it's. That's funny as fuck. So, like, that's that tour is just completely shattered now. Oh, yeah. Fucking hollow. it is very silly it is very funny though venue plans

to certain venues has banned them obviously obviously venues owned by particular people what do you mean why would they ban them now well no they banned Mac that's what happened

the venues banning because the one guy said he was like hey we can't let them say this and then he started banning look man all I'm saying is this right all I'm saying is this

in 10, 15 years when these people these people that have used an innocent ethnic group as shields when psychos show up and they start pushing propaganda to attack you guys

I want to understand that you have endangered your people in doing that that's one that to be clear. You have actively endangered all these innocent people that have existed this way and you've done it on purpose because you tried to make their identities and tied with this place, that's just not true. It's not true.

So, then Yahoo, when you finally, when you finally end up in jail and rotten there for us of your life, I want you to understand that, hey, man, you deserve a flaming cauldron to be inside of instead of a jail cell. So it does,

it does bug me because I think a lot of, a lot of evil people. And I mean, like, really evil. I don't mean, like, subjectively evil. I mean, like, really like yeah there's a difference

there's a difference I like a lot of people I think are just like they're allowed to get away with that stuff because a lot of people are like oh well hell exists you know what I mean I think a lot of people kind of put it off as like ah like God sort them out or like ah the afterlife will will fix all the things that we couldn't fix it I'm like I don't know man

I think they're just going to get away Scott free and live a great life and then uh bounce I think that because of how crazy bar we unfortunately need that belief sadly. I think we need it. I feel like that belief is why we don't have people accountable. No, no, I understand.

But I think what happens is that people are so self-righteous. Like, I don't agree with that belief. I understand that it holds people back, but I think a lot of people are really crazy. And without that, without that, it would be really really,

Chris, think of it like this, right? If religion was removed from the minds, of black Americans. Do you understand how absurdly vengeful we would be as ethnic group? It would be very bad. I think you're probably right.

Because we didn't learn, we didn't learn morality and justice first. We learned like God will stop the problem. And then without God, it'd be like, oh, so we're just going to do crazy things now because no one's going to stop us. So, like, fortunately, I believe that

in a beautiful world, we would lose that faith and we'd be like, you know what, let's work together to figure out how to really stop problems. And like, no, let's just go burn down cities, you know. Yeah, you just got to, you just got to do it, I guess. I don't think so. I don't think that's not me, bro. I don't. You just got to, you know, at some point.

I hope. I'm not saying immediately. I'm not saying first draft, but I'm saying, you know, at some point, I mean, you got to, you got to start. For the people that are really shitty and really good, I hope. I hope that afterlife is real. Yeah, I guess. be nice. I hope they get the worst

out of life. But people that are genuinely good human beings I hope they get like a nice paradise. See, my paradise would be nothing. That would be my paradise. Knowing that I didn't,

I don't have to show up for something. It would just be chill vibe. It would be some nice chill day. A nice show day without the overarching dread. That would be the best day for me. Like get rid of the dreaded feeling of like doom and evil that floats over my head. If that was,

I'd be like, all right, that's cool. Even a day of hard labor. I forgot what that was. even like yeah i was i was i was i was i just feel like right even when i was young if i was being honest maybe at like maybe at six years old i didn't feel dread and then maybe like briefly in like briefly in 22 i very briefly i don't know i feel like i've always had this like

worry over my head but like really sort of about what i don't know is this general I think after I saw my grandpa die I think after I saw my grandpa die and I got it like oh shit and you know it was like oh man yeah that'll do it people can go to bed forever

that's crazy I didn't know what I was possible like that like I saw it in movies but this niggas it still is a board it is crazy it is crazy I spend more time

than I would like to concerned about like what kind of call I'm gonna get you know what I mean this is gonna be really really, really, really, really, really, really sad. This is going to be very, very not happy and a super downer. But I think it is funny to a degree.

From you lived to me the rest time when my grandmother, when I got the call of my grandma being sick. Right. The first time like 2022. Up until December last year, every time my phone rang, I was expecting a call for my grandma to die. Yeah. That's really, really, really sad.

It is really, really, really sad. But then when I finally got the call, I was, I just won a game before a night. I had just won a victory royale. That's the call, but she was like, this is up. This is like, what's up, Kingston? I was, I just got a victory. I just got it. If I were lost that game, it would have still been here.

But you have like a Pavlovian response to victory royals now? Now I cry. But I can't win anymore. But I got, I finished it. I won. I get it. My sister called me and she was like, hey, I hate to tell you this, grandma's passed away. and I was like,

dang, and my character was dancing, emoting on the fucking screen. It was just like, dude, this is fuck. Dude, I understand. That makes a lot of sense. It's dreadful. I still, I had to, like, I've had to change the text tone.

Oh, for your parents? My phone. Your family? Well, that also, but just like multiple times because at a certain point, I had received so many traumatizing messages from, like, after hearing the same sound.

I was like, I got to switch the sound. I have all my shit muted now. I can't even do it. I can't hear it. Something important happens. I mean, I'll get a vibration or something, but like everything vibrates. But that text tone is very specific. Lily.

Lily doesn't answer her phone ever. It's her biggest problem. She never answers her phone because she always has them silent. Because she was the kind of kid that she, because she was the kind of kid that she would hide her phone text in class. She wouldn't just turn her phone off. I was to turn my phone off in class kind of person. I was like,

I would have it turn it off. Because I'd rather have it turned off than have it ring and get it taken away. Right. I know if it does ring during weekday times, especially when I was in college. I knew it was like, okay,

this is important. Someone's actually calling me. Yeah, that's true. Because no, because when you're young, now I think I call a little more than I used to. Because when you were a young teen,

you text, you don't call. So I know if I was, really you call when you were younger? Yeah, because like we had the text, the fucking number pad texts. And I was like, this sucks.

I guess. You know? And I was like, I was also used to like just, I was at that point used to calling more than I was used to texting. Even late teens. I also didn't have unlimited text. So I couldn't, I think when I first had my phone, I couldn't text for like the first like three years, I couldn't text. But you're like my droid. Wait, because I'm thinking because I didn't know you when I had a Motorola.

I know. I knew each other in our late teens, right? The end of our teen years, you knew each other. Yeah. I mean, like the, like I guess end of high school. so by that time I was like only my friends text me my grandma or someone

related to me is me they'll call so I would keep my I would keep my ringer on always but she doesn't so there's been times there's one time I was in I did something and I forgot what happened I wanted this on stupid and I was in like downtown LA and I was like I was calling her and I called her like

I was broke at this time I called her like six times I was like hey I need can you please pick me up honey I'm in this is a bad situation and she just didn't get back to me until like four hours later so I was just hanging out down to LA the whole day and she was like what happened I was like I'm just in LA

I hate that she doesn't put her freaking ring around I'm like dude please put your ring around it's like not so this people call you you should know but she also doesn't charge your phone either dude I have to charge I can't my phone's dying all the time really people that dude I have to get a new phone I went like I went and like

fixed the they they so I I just can't get charging unless I keep it on the charging pad. No cable works. What? Yeah. So I took it to like Best Buy and then they like cleaned out the port because like, oh, that sometimes happened with lightning cables because I'm still on lightning. This iPhone 14.

Jeez. But I was just like and they did it. It still doesn't work. So it's like, okay, great. Yeah. And they just did the new iPhone. So I'm like, I guess, fuck me. I guess.

You're going to get the folder one, the one that folds out? No, fuck that. I don't know. Why not? I like a foldable phone. I don't want a sideways foldable. phone. I want a clam. You want a Game Boy? You want a Game Boy?

Yeah, I want a Game Boy Advance SP. Like, that's like, that's the form factor that I would want. I, if I was going to get a foldable phone. I don't see the appeal to it, to be honest with you, outside of that. Lily wants one. They're also insanely expensive. They're like three grand or something or two grand for like no storage, which like I mean. It's so expensive. And I was like, give me a fucking break. Or you want that one. Those workers is like, kind of huge to choose something else. It's not this. It's too expensive for a phone. Literally. Literally anything else. But yeah, I'm cheering

Sucks right now. Really sucks, man. I like the guy. I've voted for him. I was wrote for gingers. I was, I was having a bit of Vote for a nice Irish ginger. I'm always on their team. And then he just, you ended up being a piece of shit and it's like, come on, bro. What you do is this. You always look, look, whenever it's stuff like this, you owe optics for guys optics nowadays.

Even if you don't mean this, right? Let me give you a quick, I send him an optimist, right? Even if you don't agree with bullshit, you have to understand. that when you side with something that's political in general, you will lose certain fans who are certain opportunities, but you will get a more fervent fan base. That's why a lot of people go fucking full on right wing. You can go,

like if you're a centrist person, you go full on right wing. What you do is you lose your left group, use your left fans, all the over there, but the people that are on the center right area will defend you even harder because now you represent them. The same thing with the left side too.

They do that, you know? they do that happens they do it less they they they don't you don't get as much money you don't get as much money that's what you don't get but you're going to get as much support either really i think you because there's like a purity test kind of thing going on that it does exist on the right as well but like it's it's it's the scales are different and the left i know what you're saying test bullshit is the wildest shit ever and it's actually hampering us really badly granted there's a lot of people that are fake fake good people that like i want to be good people for only for show and then you

freaking find out that they sexually assaulted somebody they were running for Senator. That is unfortunately. You know that happens to you? That is an unfortunate common occurrence. But at the same time, if someone said Danward when they were 15 or they had really bad takes when they were in their early

20s and they're in their 30s now and they're clearly trying to make a better space, you may not forgive them entirely, but at least like hear them out, you know? Yeah. All you're doing is serving the psychos and more allies. That's it. That's all you're doing.

Yeah. Or you can just kill yourself. You can do that too. You can just take your own life. Anyway, loser, Ed Sheeran. Loser. Did something happen with Trump? Did Trump do something crazy?

I don't know. Probably. I just assumed that he does. I don't even look anymore. Let me, uh, let me see if there's anything. On CNN, I was watching, I was watching CNN yesterday for some reason.

And it was, he was giving like some sort of address and I was like yo this guy is really sick man like let him go home really sick oh Mitch McConnell there you go yeah Mitch McConnell I forgot about this dude that video is crazy I said that he looks like a scary story to tell him the dark he looks so like that guy's clearly dead like I don't I don't know man I'm exaggerating sort of but like not really as much as you would think I said this thing it looks worse than my grandma when she was dying that's true it is true he doesn't looks bad. He looks like a spirit Halloween, like item. He looks like it'll be like,

you know, one of those things that would stand up. Exactly. He looks like so, like, and it's like really, like the mechanisms are so loud because for so. I think it's hysterical that we still haven't figured out how to do that well, by the way. Like we just haven't like every robot, like I thought by now for sure in, in like dumb, cheap Halloween animatronics, we would have had a figure, we would have figured out a way to make the voice louder than the servos in the arms or like the shaking materials in the in the in the in the core of the machine this hysterical how clunky these things still sound there's no real reason to invest in better technology for Halloween I mean skeletons in law fairness there isn't there isn't but like you just have this thing in your

head when you're a kid that like I've seen so many things improve everything should theoretically improve and then you realize that like eh things improve if there's a reason to invest that's right but if things if things still suck but they're fine and there's no nobody cares enough to make it better and no one's going to do anything about it yeah which is a very disappointing thing to learn but I get it all right it's fine that's the thing like this is all right it works yeah I got you about it As most people think at least, I personally think we should just improve stuff because we should. But, you know, no one cares about shit.

So what should I? Anyway, which McConnell looks like a fucking corpse? It's really crazy. It's crazy. It really is insane. That video of him walking out of his house. Not walking out of his house. He's like kind of like, he's almost floating sort of.

He looks, he looks bad. He looks bad, man. Like really. He looks bad. Like it looks like abuse, man. Like it feels like abuse. It was like, you just like let him, let him go, dude. I don't know, man.

Like, I hate him. And like, if he, if he died, I was not. There's nothing even, there's nothing even left to hate. Like, the thing that's crazy is that, like, if he dies now, it's, it's not really like anything dies. He's been gone. He's gone. He's been. This is just the, the, what is it?

What is it the center of your brain that's just instinct? I forget this, the medulla. This is pure. You're a medulla, man. This is a medulla man. The medulla man's crazy. The medulla man. Because he's like, I don't know, man. Like, he's a cadaver, damn near, you know.

That's a freaking, that's a, that's a, that's a Litch, literally. Yeah, Lich McConnell. If you, if you, if you, if he got an EKG, it wouldn't detect anything. It'd be like, yo, what is this? You feel like a, like a thermal camera on and he's colder than anything around. He's still moving, but he's so cold. You put a thermal camera, you look at him, and it looks like space inside of him. It's like, what is this, dude?

It is so blue. It's insane. It's, I don't know, man. I just, man, I don't know. We've, we've deified and venerated, oh, people way too much in our world. And now we got, now we got this kind of shit. You think we're ever going to change this, like, this whole, like, running, I think so. I think so.

I think after this, let's hope. Let's hope. But I think after this presidency, I think people are going to start asking for much more. Yes. I think we'll get it. We might be cooked because of like the capitalist machine is like on fire right now. Right. But like I think after this president, I'm going to be like, yo, we can't have that again, right? I think whatever's next is probably going to be better than this, but not what we want. And then I think the, uh, what we get. The one after the next one, I think is when. is when we'll start to see like material like we'll probably start to see like okay young people maybe or like younger guys I think Zoron's a big a big deal you know I think that's a massive dude his approval raving is insane oh yeah it's really high it's really high and why it's crazy people love him I I mean it makes sense people love them it makes sense from where I'm sitting the only is that it somehow is the pricing of the New York but I think it's just I think that's just cook because of all the businesses that are there yeah I mean there's certain things fix that anymore yeah he's just he's doing what people vote for a mayor to do which is good and but but it's crazy

it's because because what's crazy about is that like it's not even that he's like a great politician it's just that everybody else is so bad I think he's just like doing politician I think he's a solid politician but like this is like the bare minimum really this is what we should expect from politicians the bare minimum of politician is like you go out and say you're going to do something and then you go do it you know like that's the bare minimum and like that's all he's doing which means it's just like what the fuck have people been doing before this just fuck all

just letting people just getting money getting pack money bro it's just that pack money I get it bro I get it bro I imagine imagine someone being like yo I'm gonna I'm gonna frack this place she's a cool 1000,000 out 1000,000 that's crazy

1000,000 is insane here's a clean hundred thousand dollars and it's like why would I not do that I don't care about this ground I don't care yeah I don't care about this floor. What do you mean?

I don't care. Are you kidding? Who cares? But he gave me enough money for a house. Fuck this. I mean, amen. That's why I'm not a politician, bro,

because I would, I would just tell the truth and I would get shot. Yeah. I'm like aliens are real and they've been everywhere and I just give my head, but we get my head blown off

during that conversation. That's crazy. You get an Israeli drone strike. That's easy. A beeper lanes in my hand. I'm like, oh, it's this. A beeper.

A beber. Did you see Coyote versus Acme? Yeah, I saw it. I didn't see it yet, but I saw... Solid. It's funny. I saw that scene with John Sina interrogating... In the bathroom?

He interrogates Tweety Bird or whatever. No, he interrogates Tweety Bird in the desert or something. And I was like, John Sina has a look of such a disgust on his face that I was so impressed by it. He's not a bad actor, man. He goes like... Like, I'm something like...

what'd you see he's like i thought i thought and he goes you taunt you talk he looked at it and it's and he looks like it's the most rage and disgust that i've ever that i've ever seen on a person's face ever that's more disgust than i've seen on my own face when i know i'm disgusted like i know i'm disgusted he's funny dude he's a funny guy he's a funny guy you taught you thought like this this this is it's the face dude like people If people haven't seen that movie, you probably should. I heard it's good. It's solid.

The fact they put that movie away is crazy. Like it did really go on the screen. They were like, oh, it's not going to sell well. And they put it away. And it's like, why? Do you see that Resident Evil is getting like really good reviews? I mean, I don't know how you could expect it not to. That's, well, dude, people were mad.

People were mad because it's not Leon or whatever. Have you, have you not seen a Gregor movie? The worst one is pretty good. His best one is great. Yeah. I'm excited. I think weapons is such a I wish I could see it. We have your,

you too, we have so much going on this weekend, which really sucks because I really want to go to the movies. But this weekend is like completely booked for me, unfortunately. Which is ass because I really want to go see that movie. I might try to see it Friday. It's a,

wait Thursday. Wait, man, it's out today technically, right? It's out tonight, yeah. I got to see it at some point.

It looks great. I might force a little to go see it tonight. But I know it's path, though, but I wouldn't matter. I wouldn't do it. I would give it time. Let's see. Okay, what does happen?

Is anything else happen? But it looks great. It looks really good. Zach Cracker's awesome. He's funny. He's funny. And Adam, I think it's Adam something is the guy that plays. Oh, the guy in it?

Yeah, the drug addict from freaking what you call it? From weapons. Austin. Is it Austin Abrams or is that somebody else? That sounds right. Austin. Austin Abrams sounds like. somebody who's that sounds like a more famous name than the guy in weapons no that is it is it's

austin abrams he was hysterical uh in that movie so like i'm excited about it but people were like it's not leon whatever i'm just like i don't know man well if leon it's not gonna be enjoyable because we've already seen leon do this you know this is also in the 90s not so in nine days in recent time actually in two thousand yeah it's like it's like it's like a sliding kind of thing it's like what if resident evil now and uh That's, I think, the best thing that you can really do. Like, I, because the way that he talks about it is like, I, I have, um, uh, what do you call?

Oh my God. What did he say? He said, like, I tried to adapt what it was like to play a Resident Evil game. So like the resource management and like finding increasingly better weapons and just being thrown into like ridiculous circumstance after ridiculous circumstance. And I think that's like a good way to do a video game adaptation really. Yeah. Like it's adapted what the premise of the game is.

It's like it doesn't even necessarily have to be one to one, especially for a movie. Like I mean like maybe a series is like you get a little bit more in the weeds about like how faithful you're going to be. But like a movie to me is like you get you get a pretty good creative license with a movie. I mean, all the fuck you're going to do. What are you going to do in two and a half hours? All I want is.

And this movie is like a, and this movie is an hour 30 or something. All I want is a respect for adaptation that embodies the spirit. And that's it, you know. You can change things. If you're going to go for a perfect adaptation, I think one, it's hard to do. And then two, it's like I've already played the game.

So I don't really need to see this again. I've already played it. Yeah, I don't need to see Resible 2 on screen again. And also, Resident Evil 2 is like, it's a bunch of characters that weren't in the first game either. So it's just like the idea of the idea of being like, oh, this doesn't have any of the characters from Resident Evil. It's not Resident Evil.

It's like Resident Evil has done that before many times. Oh, we over again. So I think people need to. I just think people need to fucking relax. I think there's people complaining about shit. People that are overly attached to Leon, they want to see a sexy guy out there doing stuff. And I get it.

I respect it, you know. But at the same time, I'm just like, hey, dude, let them cook. Let's see what it is. I'm sure I'm going to see it. I'm like,

this is fucking awesome. It's lit. I'm really excited. I saw it. Yeah. Has anything else happened? I forget it's, I feel like the world was kind of on pause.

Yeah, I don't know. I don't even, I have not been paying attention. But we've got questions. So, we might as well just do those. I really don't think there's really much of anything happening.

I'm looking through Twitter right now, which, I mean, you know, it's not the best. I hate this website, but there's anything on here. It's a pretty good indication of what's going on. I know there was a helicopter crash in L.A. That was pretty crazy. I'm sure they're fine. Why is Tillamook?

They're not. They're very much not. Oh, okay. Uh, Tillamook. What? One of America's most popular brands of cheese is now catering to Muslims. Oh my God. Shut the fuck up. I've,

I've been to Tillamook. Actually. The place? Yeah. Where is it? It's in like, um, if I remember correctly, my memory's a little bit hazy, but it's like a little like in the Sacramento kind of area. If you put like a big circle down on Sacramento.

Okay. Uh, Let me see. Maybe I'm not mistaken. I went there with like Lacey's family like ages ago. But there's really nothing going on. As far as I know. Map.

Where's maps, brother? Oh, you're not watching fucking lanterns, so you're not, you don't know about any of that. No, I'm not. Oh, no, I'm insane. Well, I'm not, it is the general direction of where I was thinking of,

but it's in Washington. Okay, so it's in a different state. Or it's, no, wait, is it Oregon? Oh, her family was in Oregon. Okay. That makes sense. That makes sense. Okay, yeah.

So it's like Northern Oregon, like kind of like off of Portland. And they make all the cheese and the ice cream there. And we went to a dairy farm and I ate like fresh cheese and fresh ice cream. And guess what? It was fine. I don't get people who like cheese so much. I've never understood it. What?

I like cheese, but I don't like, I'm not eating just cheese. that's not happening. That's not happening. I love cheese, man. I could eat cheese forever. I like cheese on things. I don't just like cheese. I think that's insane.

No, that's no nutritional value at all, really. Like, I'll eat cheese. It tastes good. I'm not just going to eat cheese by itself. People that do that are like, oh my God. Like, people would have charcutty boards. Lily loves those things. I fucking hate charcutty boards.

I hate them. I hate them. It feels like. Just give me a sandwich. Let me just make me. give me real food. I don't want the fuck the fuck is this. A circuit board feels really low effort to me. They're very high effort. They're high effort, low effort, you know? It's high effort, low effort, but also like, why would I ever pay for low effort anything?

I don't, I hate it, dude. I hate it. I just wish. I feel like even a hot dog at a street vendor is more effort than a Sharkity Board. It is, but it isn't, you know? Yes, I know exactly what you mean. Because Sharkoory boards technically take a lot of effort and it takes a lot of work. Yeah, they take a lot of... And they're pretty... And it's like, this is cool. And then you're like, all right, cool, but I don't want this. I don't want luncheables.

It is just grown-up luncheables. I wonder, like, because there's no way they had... Did they have Shirk Roodoo and, like, my parents were kids? Like, probably not. No way. Probably not here. Probably in Sharkoos, wherever that place is. Oh, yeah.

I don't know. There's no way that, like, I can't imagine my dad at 35 sitting at a restaurant and eating salami. Well, Chris, your dad has killed people before. So, no, but I also can't imagine my mom doing that. I can't at that age. Your mom married a man who killed people. That's crazy. That's crazy.

That's your, that's insane. Am I wrong? Your mom understands your dad was a warrior for a period of time. I guess. I guess. It's true. Your mom understands like, oh yeah, anything goes wrong. My husband will blight somebody.

Where did they come from? I guess so. Do you think you could kill a person? I think I could. If somebody was wailing on Lily, do you think you could, like, kill them? I think I could. I don't know if I would. I don't know if I would.

You'd rough them up, though. Yeah, but I would definitely stop them and I would hurt them back. But, like, I don't know about, I don't think I have the killing gene in me. I think I'm that Christian where I was that kind of Christian where it's like, that's not my choice to make ever, really. Yeah, that's a fair point. I'd probably do it by accident. That's crazy. I mean, probably throw them up real high.

If I can be very honest, if I can be very honest, I worked at Starbucks. So I've definitely given people that, like, didn't need caffeine or, like, alert to something. I'd definitely given them that. That's crazy. You put, like, peanuts. But it's not on purpose. Like, in the rush, you know, going back to where I was like, I don't remember if I did that or not. They already drove off.

And I'm like, man. And then you see a five-car pile up outside? The car drives for it and blows up. And I'm like, oh, man, I shouldn't have given them. Where are they? Well, they're from 15th century France, apparently. What, the chateaury? Yeah.

fucking of course such a surrendering as a practical waste reducing method of preserving meats before the intention to refrigerate yeah invention or refrigeration that's crazy

that refrigeration was invented I understand obviously it was but it seems crazy that there was ever a time that wasn't well mod refrigeration right but like

what are you doing before this eating it immediately cutting it fresh and hitting immediately And so fucking wild And they're giving them a leftover To the dogs that are serves or shit

That's just like What did you do about milk back in You know what I mean You would drink all of it at that time That's just yeah You'd have one You'd have one fucking A horse

A horsewhats crazy No horse milk is nuts But you'd have one fucking bovine And agony that really needed to be milked And you'd be like We're gonna have people over So sorry you're gonna have to suffer But I also think people

people knew for a while that you put perishables and cold stuff and it lasts longer. I think that was always kind of a thing people knew. But refrigeration in the sense that like there's iceboxes or something kind of came or later. I'm pretty sure fucking like

where are they called Eskimos or that's not what they're called anymore. Sorry, they're called Induit something now. They had that shit a long time ago. Yeah. Well, yeah. I guess PC. Sorry, my apologies. I guess they would. And I'm pretty sure

fucking, all the Arctic whites. They had that shit, I'm pretty sure, a long time ago. Right. You'd assume. Are the Arctic whites? I'm sure there's some Arctic whites. Where we're from? No.

No, you're cooked. You're doomed, actually. But like, Europeans probably had that shit a while ago. Here is another thing. There's another thing here, too. But there's no real need to get into it. But Joe Rogan calls Trump supporters fucking nuts and podcast clip.

What? Yeah. which is like, are you serious? He's paid lip service to this before, so like I wouldn't get too excited about it. Not that anybody would, but imagine being excited about anything Joe Rogan says. Like, imagine being that person who's like really excited to hear something like from Joe Rogan. If he said he was dying, I'd be like, oh, I'd be like, oh, really? I've got fat cancer.

I've got, I've got, uh, I've done too many kettlebell swings. I've got cancer of the joints. I'll be like, what? I've got, what? I've got kettlebear. bell cancels. I've got tumors in my body that look like kettlebells. I'm like, dude, I do kettlebell shit now, man. I'm going to get kettlebell

cancer? No. You're going to get kettle kettle bear. No. Dude. I'm doing my freaking halos and all of a sudden blood into my hair. I cough up a tumor. Oh, it has eyes. It's crazy.

Anyway, there's really, I don't know, but yeah, that's really it. It is funny timing though, considering that like that elephant graveyard video came out. Yeah, that video is very, very mean-spirited, but I get it. It's very, very, very-beast

that guy needs, like, I feel sad for him when I'm watching. I'm like, yo, this guy's like, this guy's stressed out and he's not happy. Not okay. No. And him taking the rips during the fucking audio, I'm like, bro, you're too high to be watching this much shit.

Go sit down. Sit down. Anyway, whatever. Derrick and sucks. for a while. He's been compromised for a long time. He's denied it so much up and down. And he's starting to see with the wind blows. Same thing with fucking,

that is what it is. Even though I think St. Gillis might technically not be a Ridoid psycho. He also fratonized with them a lot, you know? So it's like, though I don't think you're one of them. I think you still kept company with those kinds of people, sadly. So he doesn't look good for you. Sure. I think San Gillis, you were trying to climb the ladder.

You were trying to climb the ladder. and you still were climbed out with shitty dudes you know sadly I can you can tell I can tell the chain gills isn't one of those people just based on the comedy that he does oh for sure like you can see it in the standup

like you see somebody stand up it tells you a lot about like you know but you still know what kind of rooms he was in you know that's the thing like I don't like not to take away from him like I don't think he believes that shit no I understand what you're saying like Hinchcliff I don't think Hinchcliff really believes all that shit but he's known this long way he gets last he goes up there and it's like fucking homophobic and racist he doesn't believe that i'm pretty sure right but even what i'm saying is like even in the structure of the joke with the hingecliff

it's like still it's still like the structure of a Shane gillish joke is inherently less like it's not it's just there's a difference in them i don't know i saw that stand up i saw that stand i saw that stand up in inchclifts oh god dude it sucks holy cow we could we could do better than that holy how what's crazy is i've been looking at at it like how much crowd work exists and it's like only crowdwork now for comedians. Yeah, nobody really wants to hear written material anymore. Unless it's like Mark

Marin. Like Mark Marin gives like a lot of written material. But he's just shit in on niggas crazy. He's just violent shitting on people. That's what he is. It's like dude. Yeah. And like Stabby, I think Stavvy's funny but I think unfortunately Stavvy's being forced into a fucking pipeline of being the not

psycho-rogging guy. Yeah, yeah. And then him just making fun as a joke about him being fat which he wants to do. He wanted to make jokes about coming on my own tummy. But like, he didn't, I didn't see his new special. I saw a clip of it that I thought was funny,

but I think Stavie is a funny guy, but I think Stavie's funny. I think Stavis funny the way people might think we're funny, you know? Yeah. I think if Stavros is a room with his boys or he's chilling with you guys and you're like, you're hanging out, he could like get a lot of laughs out of the group of people.

Right. But he is a stand-up comedian. You're he proven he can do that. So I'm, I'll watch it to see. happens. I'll see what happens. Yeah. So I'll stabby though. Yeah. How's it going thing one, two.

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I don't know. I think it means able to be eaten by rap, but Jewish people's, I think. Like by a rabbi, right? But does it mean that gets killed in like the correct way or something? I think the way it's prepared means is able to be consumed by Jewish people. All right. Well, well, I forgot what I was trying to say. Maybe this is a kosher ad.

No. You know what? It doesn't work. The patronagos has the stark tag. Go-Go Inspector Efsler wrote in. He says, how's it going thing one, thing two, and Chris? My question this time is mainly for Chris, but Sweene can answer to. I lived in the Midwest, but fucking love pizza and only eat the best I can find.

Sadly, still have not had proper New York's, proper New York pizza. My question is this. When you see a pizza place getting great reviews by. locals and decide to try it and taste like and it tastes like a fucking lunchable pizza. How do you stop yourself from burning the store down? Love the show. Make y'all, uh, you all make the day go by so much faster. That is a bummer, man. Like, I've been to a lot of places where like I hear things about

them because people like always tell me about it because I, I, people know I love pizza. And they're like, they always want to be the person to recommend me like something that I like. And most of the time, it's like, I will, I'll give people benefit. I'll give people their credit. 30% of the time it's been pretty solid, which is a higher hit rate that I would have expected. But, you know, it's a bit rough. It's a bit rough.

It's hard, right? Because I've given up, you know? I've given up on expecting pizza. I still haven't tried, I still haven't tried that Teenish Mutia Turtle's place. It was solid. I'm just never in Santa Monica. But very solid.

I'm never in Santa Monica, so there's just no reason. I want to go back and get it again. I'm, I, like, I don't know, when I eat, when I eat pizza, my brain is, like, is this food good? Not as this pizza good anymore. I'm like, is this food good. When I get back home, I'm like, all right, cool, I can get good pizza. I'm back in areas where there is good pizza for me to find. But I just, like, I don't know.

I can't expect that. I'm like, I'm not going to get good pizza from this random place in Los Angeles. And then sometimes I have, and I've been like, oh, that's crazy. It's actually a really solid pizza. Yeah, there's that place we went to not too long ago. For my engagement. Yeah. After my engagement.

Yeah. That place is solid. That was good. It's not like, it's not the pizza I would like. It's not like, you know, Brooklyn-style pizza for the most part. But it's still good. And that's what I expected as. It's like when I get Caribbean food, I'm like, I'm not going to get Caribbean food in California.

No. There's nine of us here. You know, look, I'm not going to get that. But it's, but I've had some food that's been pretty good. My fungos, I don't like my fungos very much. But honestly, don't really like my fungos. Yeah. In the real, I like a big mofungo.

I like Dostones more personally for me. I just want my pulled pork and rice, man. Like, I don't even, I'm not even anything fancy. That's all I really want. Pull pork and rice. Then I'm good. I don't like bino that much. But that's, that's me.

I'm a, I'm a, I'm a fraud. I'm sorry. I'm a fraud. I don't like chitton's the same way either. And I hit alms. That's crazy too, dude. I love. I don't like titoons.

I don't like it, man. No chujerones, no alas, no brandy. That's insane. I don't like it. I also didn't grow up eating pork, really. But sure, but like, I don't like it. I don't like it. I do not know that it's good, though, like when you have it. It's not, no, no, I eat it. I don't like it. I know that someone worked hard to make this. I just don't like it. I don't know. That's crazy to me. But like, as far as like pizza places go, like, I don't know, man. Like, there's, I, it's fine. Like, not everything's going to be the best. Like, I, I'm okay with Domino's every now and again, you know, because Dominoes isn't. Like, when I'm hungry for Domino's, I'm not hungry for pizza, you know, like I'm hungry for Domino's. And so, like, it kind of works out. I think, um, it does take a lot, not to be.

Just about Taco Bell. Just like, if I'm being taco about, I don't want Mexican food. What I'm like, you could have, it, it feels like, that is true. That is true. Like, when I'm crazy talking about, I don't want Mexican food. I just don't, I don't, I don't know, man. I guess I'm a snob when it comes to the food I eat. And I'm just like, no, I want the best kinds of food.

You know what it is? It's like, it's like the pizza pringles. pizza pringles under no there is quite frankly no world where pizza pringles taste anything even remotely like pizza like it's actually kind of bewildering that people thought to call that flavor like if you if if pizza fringles were sitting in front of you in a completely like blank like unmarked pringles can there's no signage on it no flavor denotation and you had a pizza pringle you never had one before. You would not be like this tastes like pizza. It wouldn't, but every now and then, it's very rare because I don't really like Pringles. But sometimes I'm like, kind of want like a little thing of pizza Pringles.

I'm not that guy. Under no circumstance. I hate Pringles. Under no circumstance, am I, am I wanting in that moment for the flavor of pizza, though? I'm pretty sure Pringles are flavored styrofoam. It's potato. Or no, no, no, no, what is it? It's like, it's a very specific thing. I learned this recently. It has to be styrofoam. There's got to be an edible version of styrofoam.

Pringles made of. So it's, oh my God, what the fuck was it? Because it's not called chips, right? It is dried potatoes, yeah. Oh, they are? It is, but it's like, it's an amalgamation of different fucking things. You can tell, like, it's, like, completely processed. I'm not a Pringles guy, man.

I'm not really a Pringles guy either, but, like, sometimes. For whatever reason, like, I'm nostalgic for that, stupid can. Oh, having the can was classic, for sure. I remember there was a bit that some comedian did where it's like, you think they wanted to make tennis balls, but then accidentally got potatoes? I could see that. And we're just like, I guess, I guess we'll just put potatoes in these.

Fucking stupid. All right. Thanks for writing in. I don't know if we really answered your question. It's, don't, don't burn down businesses because of the point. I've been disappointed by so many restaurants. It's ridiculous. Yeah.

No. I got food poisoning recently and that was fucking wildly horrible. I'm not a complainer when it comes to food more often than not. So I'm usually fine. Have you ever had food poisoning? I don't think so. I don't think like up until this past weekend, I would have said surely I've had food poisoning.

Now I realize that I never had it. Because of how you felt after you did it. Because of how bad it was, because of how bad this was. I was like, oh, this is what, it really felt like alcohol poisoning. Was it that bad? Like it was, it was, it really was exactly, well, not exactly. It's a different thing. But it was exactly like that level of like for that long.

It was like 12 hours of just like pain. And I was like, dude, this is righteous. I'm not like a risk. This is a righteous pain. I've, I've definitely felt sick after eating food. But, oh, no, I had that. I don't have that food poisoning. But also when I get.

I'm not like, I'm not debilitated often. That's why I'm usually not like so sick I can't move. Let me tell you something. This, this will, this would debilitate you. I don't know, man. I in fact, promise. Do you remember when you had that migraine? Dog, that shit, dog.

I humbled you? Humbolded. I've never felt that. Dude, I was, I literally opened my eyes. It hurt to see. And I was like, yeah, what the hell? And then I crawled back in my bed. I turned the air on.

And I slept till like maybe 7 p.m. It was crazy. So I'm right. Yeah, no, exactly. So that's what it's like. So like imagine a my, basically like food poisoning is like your stomach has a migraine. That sounds horrible.

I'd rather, your entire, your entire digestive system has a migraine. It's like, oh man, this is. I think I'd rather be shot. At a certain point,

I was considering maybe just shooting myself. I was considering like this would be like honestly like in moment, it feels like the best way out. That's, I mean, I've definitely felt like so sick. I've been like, you know, maybe, maybe I should just die. Like, how do I get out? How do I get out of this problem? I've only felt that in two situations.

It was the alcohol poisoning and this time with the food poisoning. It's like, I could die right now. I've definitely felt bad like that before. I'm like, I could just, I could just go, man. Let me go. Let me go. Please let me go. Let me go.

Here's a question from, I'm, Pickle King Dad, he wrote in with a great question. Ooh, I have a really great question, he says. What celebrity would you make a public come tribute to? Christopher Lloyd. Thanks for writing in. Public contribute. Yeah. My answer is Christopher Lloyd because I think he's cool. These are good answers.

These are both people who would be like they would kind of squint at it. They wouldn't really know what it was. They wouldn't know what it was for a while. people wouldn't know either people wouldn't know I feel like people online would know but like if that ever got to if somebody printed out of Polaroid of that and like showed it to

and showed it to Christopher Lloyd he's like so old and so detached he's probably looking at it like it would probably take a good maybe minute 16 minutes 16 minutes for him to really for him to really comprehend what he's looking at so like oh is this seaman

is that guy ejaculated on my picture no it's just it's just a picture with the ejaculate on it oh no you got to do the whole process well no that well then that's a video that's a whole production that's a tribute i guess i just think about i think about that is the photos more so than the video you got to do the video you got it that's the tribute part because you're just on the aftermath that's just not as you got you got you got a check you got a check off on a pitch i'll never forget the video of the guy coming on to the phone of pokey main that was one of the craziest videos that is that was early covid

be that's an all-timer that was early that is an all-time iconic thing I couldn't believe that I saw that what makes it crazy that that was the first sign that our society was really cooked after COVID or during it yeah like that was a sign where I was like yo something's different

videos like this weren't getting shared on Twitter like like something's wrong oh my god the vegan necromancer wrote and he says I or I got consent road and he says Did you see the incredibly unfortunate collab Between Surge and Ronnie Rape Kee?

I heard a little bit about this Kingston heard more about it But I know that I know about the beef between him and Fantana I didn't know that him and Serge collab But of course That's unfortunate Of course people I like always doing shit that makes me angry

You know Surge Radke I didn't hear anything about this Uh Watch surge and Corey Oh Serge wait no this is wait huh and corey taylor what that's a crazy that's so funny dude

that i'm sorry that makes it extra funny they collaborate falling in reverse are back with a new song in over a year and it's a powerhouse like i don't know i don't know about that brother falling in reverse is such a terrible band i really just i can't i never cared i never cared even that's fair i i didn't really care either like i'm just i'm literally speaking out of sheer just like i heard the music I don't care about it I don't care at all about

I'm sure Ronnie Radkees done I was called them Running Raypey I'm sure Ronnie Radkees done horrible shit or whatever I don't really give a shit about that because to me I'm just like I don't know I listen I'm sure everything that I like is being touched or manipulated by somebody that's evil so like fine Don't see that but don't tell me that truth

I just have to assume that that's true but but so I guess what I'm saying is like Ronnie Radke could be terrible and still have like a song that I would be like that's a good song. Yeah. The fact is, you're going to acknowledge that.

The fact is, however, he does not. It's not like Bill Cosby who had objectively great stand-up specials that are now bad, right? It's a different thing. Yeah. But I did not see this. That's upsetting. I'm not going to listen to this. Makes me so sad.

Makes me so sad. what is this wart lover wrote and he says cash patel just started allowing people that have done bestiality to join the FBI I saw that I saw that I didn't see anything about I thought this guy was just joking given that this is already happening

less than halfway through Trump's second term what do you think the wildest thing in this administration is going to be well the wildest thing is when it the wildest thing is going to be when it prematurely ends but this is I had no knowledge of this man.

I saw that and my mouth fell open because I'm like how many people would you guys have chosen to pick up? Cash Beastiality. Great. Now my Google's fucked. Cash Patel defends removing Beastiality as automatic disqualifier for FBI applicants. It's real. That's crazy.

It's very real. Oh my God. I'm so tired. everything is so bad. It's like hilariously bad though. That is so stupid. It's like who wrote this? Oh man, man. Oh, man.

What a terrible, what a terrible hand we've been dealt. The wildest thing, I don't know. I feel like it's just constantly, I don't even know if there is a wildest thing that could really be obviously. Like the wildest thing to me would be like,

I guess Trump going on stage, taking all of his pants, like taking all of his clothes off. And then literally. exploding. Like that would be the wildest thing. Like that's the bar for me for like what I would consider wild because like there's no policy change or like for me. Scummy thing or like corrupting that to me would be like oh wow, I can't believe this person did that. It's like no, I would have to he would have to do something that I physically believe would not be possible or likely.

For me, I just think like it's he's going to have to like I think the thing that would finally I know I know they would. But what would still the case for me is like objective proof of him like assaulting someone. Like straight up sexually assaulting someone and then being like, but I don't care. That's when I'd be like, oh, yeah. We got a, we got to fumigate the house now. Now we got to like now we can't, we can't do this no more. We can't, we can't play ball with these.

Because I already think we can't play. I, like me, personal opinion, me, Kingston, I think you shouldn't have off right wing people on on places like interview them anymore. I don't they should be allowed there. Yeah. Because they're not there to have conversations. They're there to just push their ridiculous points. Like they're not there to talk to you.

They're there to say wild shit and then they leave. So I think personally for me, you shouldn't have them on those kind of. You shouldn't platform them anymore. But I think once something like once they're like, it's okay. He had a reason to do it, which they've already kind of, they kind of done it already with the whole case he already had in New York. Yeah. But now when it's like,

no he just forced himself on someone and they're like well it doesn't matter you still sent by God I'm like oh yeah fire fire bomb fire bomb you can't play ball no more sorry it's so fucking crazy man I love it I mean it's on the way sadly it's really on the way

I'm oh that guy has two questions I'll wait till I'll wait till Derek is on the next episode now featuring Deborah Wilson as a gelatinous cube wrote and he says hey Chris and T you crew what do your predictions for how bad the next half a decade is going to be I don't want to get into this man yeah it's so sad man we don't know we don't know

there's potential for good there's a lot of potential for bad that's all I gotta say it's gonna I just have such I don't know I don't I don't want to spread negativity I really don't but I feel really negative about everything that is that is on the horizon

I think it's really bad and I don't like to think that way but I do feel it and it is honest I don't know I think Do you see that Paramount is leaving California? Why?

What purpose? I don't know, probably because of antitrust laws or some shit. They don't want to pay people correctly. They don't. I mean, surely that's the reason. But like I think yeah, like

Paramount to leave California according to LA mayor's office which is insane. Like Paramount Pictures is a massive deal. Yeah, it's huge. Like that's a

huge amount of money in his area. That's a huge industry. That's a massive, um, yeah, I don't know. I don't know what you do. It's response because they're trying to do a merger

and California doesn't want to let it happen. Uh, and so, I don't know. This actually gets tricky. I don't know what you do really. Capitalism. Because do you let them do it,

but then. I mean, I don't know. I kind of am on the side of like, actually, maybe you let them do it. Because like that's so many people out of work. I agree with the idea that it's going to make people lose jobs. But I think the problem is that this, if you put, if you let them move one step, they will move further another step. And that is the problem. That is true.

You have to draw a line in the sand for that kind of machine, you know. But if they're going to just, if they're going to be corrupt here and then correct. up to elsewhere, you know what I mean? I don't know. That's a tricky one because that's just such a, that's such a big part of the workforce out here. Yeah, we know maybe with a work for Paramount. Which is really, yeah, tons.

Yeah, tons. So, I don't know, man. That's a rough situation. I really, I really don't want, like, like, like, like, I'll say again, there's the potential for bad. There's a lot of potential for bad, but there's a potential for good, you know.

I think of the Democratic Socialist group, if they really get a better job at, like, like using optics better. I think they're a good chance for America to go into a good spot. I agree with a lot of shit they're saying, but I think unfortunately people don't understand the words they use. And I think that's the thing. Like I, like the biggest one is like prison abolitionists.

I agree with that concept. I think you should abolish prisons. But unfortunately, people don't know what that means. What does it mean? Out of curiosity. Because like I hear that sometimes and I'm like, I'm not going to weigh in because I just don't know,

but that sounds insane. So the reference of. prison abolitionist is to remove the need for prison. Okay. So change the structures to make it so that private prisons don't need to exist, that we don't send people to prison because there's no need for them

to commit crimes that often allow people to go to prison. That is it. It is fixing the problem at its root cause. So eventually there is no such thing as prisons. But so is the assumption that like, people will still commit crimes. So what I'm saying is like is the assumption that there are many crimes that most crimes that are committed are crimes of a dire circumstance and not psychopath like yeah there are so few psychopathically violent criminals that we don't need

an entire industry propped up to house them yeah that like that like those before we get there like the prison should not be it should be but like a crazy person should be separated from society obviously duh we're not going to what I'm saying is like the word prison abolitionism will read to certain people in a certain way and I don't even think it's necessarily unfair that it reads that way because those are kind of the

literal definitions of what those terms mean if you don't like really take a magnifying glass to it yeah I think they need to be abolished I think there needs to be an abolishment of the prison system because it's been used as literally as legalized slavery for people it is literally also

just a way for them to fleece you and like threaten you to, it is really dumb shit. Like there are people who have been locked up for such insane shit. And then they get to, and then lost change outside, while they're outside that they got acquitted, they got like attacked, but not it's acquitted for, they got detained for and they're still serving the time based on

like that's, that's, there's no need. There's like, that's my belief in it, right? I think there still needs to be some sort of also, I'm a big proponent of rehabilitation. Rehabilitation needs to be a thing when you focus on. Because what happens is that if you rehabilitate people, then they can come out help people that have the same problems as them.

Because people get detained, they just go on there and they rot affected. I agree with, I agree with that. I do think there are some people. Although, like, situations that are, although I don't think it's, I don't think it's the majority of situations. Yeah. That's why I believe we put abolition. I think that is absolutely a thing, but I think the problem is that you're not going to be able to explain that

in a healthy way to the vast majority of people that you need to vote for your perspectives. If that is true and that's what that means, then they need a better term because that's just not a good, that's not a good term. I, yes. Or it needs to be explained better. Sure, but like if you're,

what's that, what's that saying? Like, if you're explaining, like if you're explaining, your joke to jokes already flopped, you know? Yeah,

you've got a, like there's, um, I can't remember. There's like some legislation that I feel like recently or maybe like in the last couple of years that was like really communicative or something. Like, I don't know.

Whatever. It's irrelevant. But. Yeah. Yeah, but he's the party that has the power. But this guy's, but this, yeah, it is. Yeah. But it's the power, man.

You got, they got to really, you have to really, they have to figure out a little bit. They have really good options with Zaron. Um, Ahmed is doing really, he clearly's going to win over in freaking in Chicago. So like we have, there's good energy over there, but they just have to keep the gas on the park. And the problem is that the Democratic Party is trying their hearts to undercut them. And that is the biggest problem. Yeah. Because old idiots, old liberals are going to vote for Democrats.

And then all the young people. are going to vote for fucking the more progressive side. But then the problem is that all of the right maniacs will vote for whoever is the right-wing person at the top. So it's like splitting difference. It's the biggest problem. I don't know how it's going to be fixed, man. I think old people just got to,

y'all just got to lose your rights for a week. Now I'm kidding. Take away their rights for a month. There was more to your question because he was talking about like between climate change and AI and all that stuff and the US dollar. like yeah things are bad yeah that's it dude yeah but um i think i think i think ai is a problem i think part of the reason why they're revealing this about a i is because the ai bubbles about the pop and they can't afford that shit anymore i think that's definitely part of it i think ai is dangerous i think it can lead

the serious problems i think these rich people have spent way too much money and they're trying their hardest to fucking make us believe ai's the way things have to go and they don't have the money to fund it anymore and they're going to step back because they have to because their pockets are being burned open uh i think climate change unfortunately that we're going to do with the problems that we're living through it right now in California it's been like what two months of almost 100 degrees weather it's crazy so I don't know man man let's let's pray let's let's let's pray let's ask let's ask the big the big birdie guy upstairs for some help man he's got to come

through man if he doesn't then hey dog he's got to come through I don't know, man. Things are scary. Things are scary, but there's also a chance for good things that happen to, man. There's a bunch of good people out there. There's a bunch of young people that are trying to make the world better. So let's hope they actually do it. Yeah, I hope so, man.

I'm trying. Also, get rid of Jubilee as a channel. Burn that channel down. Remove that. Yeah. That shouldn't be here no more. It's fucking disgusting. Disgusting.

It's crazy. It's not fantastic. It's not helpful at all anymore, unfortunately. It's much of yelling people being wild. Oh, here we go. Shirtman ripping through dimensions, Rodin. Damn.

Oh, God, he can put the space between dimensions on the shirt. That guy's terrifying. That's a scary. It's like, it's kind of lovecraftian, actually. It's a small thing.

If it wasn't so contemporary and it's absurdism, it would be, it would be quite lovecrafted. Like if, if society continued from here on out for like another hundred years, and people found the story of shirt man in a hundred years, in a hundred years. It would read as the old ones

read to us. Is it? Do you think it's that? Do you think it's that absurd? Because it's the cerebral because you're you're taking physical space, some of which is not physical, by the way.

Shrinking it into a space that you then get to display and that it no longer exists and only exists in this plane that itself exists outside of the plane that it was ripped from now. And whatever's in there is like

a limbo, like the air in a room, I put that on my shirt. My shirt's blank because what color is air, but now everybody in that room is choking because there's no fucking air. That's insane. Because I guess he can only fill up a shirt, right? That has to be like with his like line, right?

Sure. I guess he has to maybe, he has to maybe cycle things out. or something maybe. I don't know. We never really we never really ironed out the rules. Because I would assume this, right? He can fill up a shirt and things can't overstep

each other. So you have to still be able to tell what each thing is. So when he takes empty space, that's his easiest feat. He's like, I get to take this space and now it doesn't look like anything. When it comes to people, he can take if

he takes a picture of something and then takes the picture, of this something and puts it on his shirt. Does that then mean he takes the things themselves? I, oh man. Say that one more time. Let's say like, let's say there's an army, right? He gets a high vantage point.

He takes a pitcher. Then he takes the pitcher and puts it on his shirt. Does he take the army too? No, no. He's just taking, he takes literally. So that means he, so the more vantage he has, the more dangerous he is then, right? Yeah. Because the perception of things are smaller.

So it's like, oh, look at the, he looks up at the moon. And he's like, well, look at the moon's up there. And he's like, oh, interesting. He puts on his shirt. Right. And then the tides are gone. Yeah, the moon's on his shirt and the tides are gone. And the ocean's swelling to the middle of the world.

He could also take space. He's very granular about it. Like, it's like he can feel textures in the air that we can. That's terrible. You know what I mean? So it's like he knows exactly like that's 10 feet of, space, that's six feet of space. Yeah, I'm going to take six feet of space and put it here.

Then, like, everything six feet in front of him is closer. Or, like, or maybe he pulls himself towards it somehow. Like, he's, he's swinging around. He's, he's traversing New York. At blank speed. By, by moving the space between him and things he's locking on to. Is he effectively shrinking the areas around him? He could if he chooses, I guess.

Because if he looks up in the sky, he's like, Interesting. I like that nebula. He just takes it. The issue is like what the shirt looks like. Probably awesome. It's probably an awesome shirt, but like is, are the thing, if anything was alive, is it dead now? Is it alive in a realm of a shirt?

Is it like a flatlander now? That's crazy, man. I don't know, man. We got to give him more lore. Guys, people out there, give us some fanfix about, about shirt man. Make it entirely sexual, though. Super sexual. It's so hard.

hard to even convey that shit. Like a woman's pregnant. He's like, I think I'm expecting. She's like, he's like, no, you're not. Yeah. Her belly is gone, but also the middle of her. Yeah, it's like everything is like, everything is like, everything is like physical, a sensation of texture. And you just like, he's just like, okay, that's, that kind of feels like Velcro. So that's, that's a baby over there. I'm going to take that baby, put it on my shirt. And now it's gone.

That's crazy. As a baby. Imagine it lives a hundred 50 years in there as a baby and it's conscious the whole time. But it's stunted as a baby. You know, that's like, what's that thing where it's, was it a story or was it a movie or something or like somebody? Or somebody like somebody like vampire like a baby. Yeah, interview with a vampire. Okay.

Yeah. Interview of a vampire to a little girl. And it's like that's insane. If it's a little kid, it's insane. It's this tantrums entirely. And it just started, you know, obviously, forever killing people. And then its mind starts to age.

So it's like I'm a 45. year old woman and I'm clearly attracted to the people that are more close to my age now, but I have the physical form of a seven year old. That's horrible. You're getting into some anime territory now. Oh, of course. Shirtman ripping through dimensions where he says, hey boy, hey gay boys.

I was scrolling through YouTube videos and started getting recommended gay covers. I watched most of them and thought gay-deoactive was the best until I got to this is homoene. The shit goes hard as fuck. I need more, please. We'll do more of them. I know it's hard to do full songs. I would love to see some more from you all soon and not just some black guy.

Love the show as always. Yeah, well, we should do. I'm sure we'll do something else. We should do an, we should do a whole EP. We should. My regret is that we didn't do all of this is Homo Wayne in retrospect. The whole song.

We probably could have done it. Yeah, because it cuts from the clown. It cuts, it cuts, when it gets to the clown with the tear away face. And like, I remember people were watching it. It was like,

oh, what they, it was the clown too gay or something? And I've seen a lot of people like clip that and it's like, oh man, we should have, we should have maybe did a little the clown was far too gay. It's funny though, like every now and then I go to that video or go to, like, I'll go to gay-deoactive and I'll go to those gay covers and just check the comments just to see like what the most

recent thing. And it's funny because you can tell always when like someone finds it and shares it with a bunch of people. Because there's just like. There's way more comments. Well, you go back and it's like maybe like a year ago, then it's like eight months ago, eight months ago, one, six, month ago and then 16

two weeks ago you know and you're like okay someone someone shared this in like a server or like on stream but yeah we'll do more we don't have any ideas right now we don't want to we don't want to force it

I guess even though the whole thing is forced I guess but like it's usually the idea is not forced generally everybody come everybody come everybody come everybody

cream, I think. I can't remember. Everybody cream. It's so dumb. I'm on a cease. I honest. God damn it. I'm on a C-Sam diet. I see sandwiches and I eat them.

Not worth playing that game. That's really close, brother. That was quite... It's not worth playing that game, brother. Just don't... You're playing with forces. Question for Chris. You're in the middle of recording the podcast

when suddenly Sweeney pulls his dick out And Derek says, hey, man, put that big meaty motherfucker away. Who are you more mad at? The idea that this would even be a question at all. First of all, I don't know if I would be mad. So much as I would just be confused, definitely a little irritated. That's great. But the idea of being like Derek being, Derek's saying put your meaty penis away somehow enrages you more.

You're like, I hate you the most for this. It's crazy. The idea that anything could be said at all in that moment to make me more, to make me more anything than I would otherwise be. Because again, I wouldn't say mad really. I just be like, what is this? What are we doing? I'd be like, dude, put your dick. I would just be like, what do you do?

Like, I would, I would be mad. I'd be like, what are you doing? Like, what's going on? I don't, I never, I never got the frat, the frat humor of like, flashing your balls at someone, you know? Like, it's just like, it's so not me. I just, I don't get it. Not a prude or anything, but it's just like it's,

I just genuinely don't think it's, I don't think it's funny because I genuinely don't think it's embarrassing. Like, it's almost like, it's almost like, prude, it's almost like you end up in the same place, even though you're in the opposite side. Like, I don't care. Like, I've been in showers.

I've been in, like, at spas. I've seen all sorts of shit. It doesn't affect. me it doesn't bother me but like when somebody pulls it like what bothers me I guess what would bother me in the situation is that because you would do it and you would think it's funny not that you would do it

I'm saying like in this scenario of you pulling it out on the podcast the entire point would be isn't this funny look at how outrageous and I'd be like well this isn't really anything I think I'd be upset because I was like

this is this indecent exposed like why you're showing me your day like what do like what do you do think was going to happen. You're going to show me I was going to be like ha ha ha ha and clap. Imagine I did. After all this, I just did. I did it right now. All of this, like all of this extrapolating. All of this preamble. Do you just take it?

Really quick though. It's like it's, it's insane. Actually. There is something funny about someone taking their dick out, but it's but that's in the idea of someone being crazy enough to do it, not the reality of it happening, you know? Right. Like if someone shit themselves, it'd be funny.

I was like, what are you doing? And just sitting there, just shit in their pants crazy. I'm like, now you made a mess for everybody to have to deal with and how there's shit all over the place. But, dude, that's funny. Wait, did I show you? Derek's not here. He's not going to remember to edit this in.

What is it? What's that ridiculous shit is this? Hold on. I really desperately want. Like the video of the guy throwing up all over, all of himself? That video is iconic. Oh, did you see it? No.

No, no, no. So let me show you this. I really desks. So you were all, you were weirdly close. Derek's not going to edit this in, but I really want to show this to you. So this is something I saw. What is this?

It's just this dude. Oh, no, I saw that guy lumbering around. I don't know what happens. Oh, my God. The fact that he's, He's stumbling. He's stumbling and vomiting. What I love about this video,

this video is amazing. What I love about this video is that like, first of all, it's in America, obviously, there's American flags blowing in the, in the breeze. It's nighttime.

And he's running by a gas station where the gas price is fairly high. And so, like, all of it just feels like a political cartoon. It's like, it's a mega, it's a mega funny image.

Holy shit. It's just, I can't stop laughing at it. But anyway, what the fuck were we doing? That is crazy. Him falling to his knees, throwing up. I wonder what happened. It's impossible to say. Did he, did he watch, what is something crazy?

Oh, God. Okay, I got something to say, right? All right. I got to admit this. Okay. I actually don't hate Big Big. theory. I've recently watched quite a bit of it. And it's an

endearing show. I've enjoyed quite a bit of it. It's an easy watch. I have to live my truth, man. I respect that. Got to live my truth. I respect that. The version of myself that, two years ago, me saying this would call myself every slur in the book. Yeah.

Maybe not you don't have to hide under the bleachers and watch it. Or like, Yeah, next time you guys come into the house and it's on, I won't be like, no, it was just making fun of it. Nah. You won't shift it to gay porn to be like, oh, oh, sorry. Shifting to gay porn instead is crazy instead of just watching a Big Bang theory. And it's not like anything regular.

It's like some vile shit. You're like, oh, man, sorry, I was just watching a man, he'll stick his head up another man's asshole. Yeah. I really don't hate that show as much. I just don't like it particularly. I think the only thing I don't like about that show truly is what's called the laugh track. That is the only problem I have with that show genuinely. But I forget it's there. Yeah. I mean, the the audience is part of it though. Like you have to watch those shows like their plays. Yes. You know, like it's the audience is there and it's part of it. They're a character.

Someone laughs and then I wonder how many times they have to stop that. ha ha ha ha ha that's how people laugh in the big bank theory audience how many people have to have how many times during like live audience shows have they had like stopped the show because someone dies oh that's a good question i'm sure many many okay i'm sure thousands no i don't know i would imagine at least a high number i would imagine at least five right or someone dies during Seinfeld well i don't know that i don't know about every show but Like, I mean, like, in the grand, in the grand tradition of theater, I'm sure.

Like, someone, like somebody, have you seen the fucking, the, uh, although they didn't stop that Travis Scott concert. So that's true. Maybe they just keep going. Have you seen the, again, this is a fucking pull. But you know that fucking flashlight toy that has, like, the handle that spins? And it's like clear. There's like this fucking, like, sex toy that is like this thing that like, you put your dick inside of it. And it like spins and loob comes out and it like spins on your penis.

Those things are not good, man. I'm like the idea of someone like during Seinfeld, someone stands up, pulls it off the deck, comes over, place, and it just dies. I used the fleshlight once out of sheer curiosity and it was just like, man, this is like. Man, I got to try this two more times for I give a solid opinion about it. I did. Yeah, right. Exactly. I got to try it a few more times for it.

Maybe this is a bad run. No, I actually like, it is just one of those things where it's just like this is the issue. The issue really is just like. it's not so much that it's bad it's just that this is so inconvenient that it like I might as well just not use anything I love the idea of someone walking around

their house using the flesh light while they're doing shit in their house like he's like he's like he's like putting the noodles on the stove that's crazy goes to the fridge opens it up still just tugging at himself gets the

gets the sussol and the freaking chives and stuff he like takes a break he cuts the chives he like skits a little bit of his like random shred of his eyes throws it in there and he's like all right he finishes it off puts it by the fucking sink ready to clean so crazy there's something about that level of mundanity that's like sort of hilarious right we're using a fleshlight in the middle of your house with your blinds open is like not a bother you anymore like that's your like people in the area know like oh yeah it's it's it's nine a m

Razor is those like those things that are like the the uh, the torsos, the full, the full ass. I actually want one of those. You don't want one of those. I do. I do. I just care. I'll never, I'll never. If I remember I went to like a sex shop and I saw one. And they're so awkwardly small. Oh, you got to get the BBW ones. That's what I'm. I'm definitely getting a big girl. No, but even the biggest one is too small. You know,

like it's like. If you're saying they're too small, they must be really small. They see like I saw them in person Like there was one in like a like there it was Well I can tell just because the box right It's usually like it's got a It's got a picture of what it is on the box And you can't really get a sense But you can get a sense of the scale

It's just like that's scary then Because the idea of somebody using this and like fantasizing It's like what are you thinking about Because this is a small body Dangerous Dangerous waters to be treading man Yeah I don't know Dangerous to be found with that

That's the most dangerous part My hand is fine Fine. This is too bougie. I'm gonna get a flush ice one or later. I don't know how I'm gonna handle it, but I'm gonna get it. I'll get you one to just know that if it gets found, I'm gonna have to sleep at your house like a night or two. That's fine.

I'm gonna, I'll disguise it. You know what it is? I'll get you a fucking, I'll get you like a popcorn bucket or something. You know her. She's gonna open it. You know she's gonna open.

All right. Fine. You know her. What is something that will repel her? What is something that will repel Lily? Oh, say it's a bunch of books about civil rights. She definitely won't touch it.

Yeah. Oh, there you go. Ew. All right. Let's see. Let's see. You, what the fuck is this? Taken Hobgoblin, Tyler Robinson wrote and he says, you should put, you should put Sween and white

face for an episode. We should all do that. We should all like, I'll do blackface. Can you still do white face? Derek will be white face. Derek will do the Asia. He'll do the breakfast at Tiffany's. Whatever that fucking guy is.

If you guys are serious about that, I can contact people that will do our makeup for that. Like, I know people that will do that. I'm not even exaggerating when I say this. I will, I'm not going to do that because you guys are putting way less on the line than I am. What, what is wrong? What do you mean? You're just doing white chicks. I'm doing Jim Crow.

You don't think there's a difference. You don't think that'd be funny. You don't think the concept. So here's the thing. You have black relatives, Chris, you're fine. No, but listen, listen to what I'm saying. It's not even like, I really am of the mind where it's just like, I think objectively there is a way to do that kind of thing and not have it be offensive. I think about Robert Downey Jr. in Tropic Thunder, you know, as like the prime example, right?

Yeah, you have to be the joke. Because it's part of the joke. It's part of the joke. The issue is like, I don't even necessarily, I don't think black shoe polish. on someone's face is inherently evil. Like if you put, if you put black shoe polish on a child's face, that child isn't evil because they're doing black face. They didn't choose that to happen.

You know what I mean? But there's some truth about how every time, like even, I love how when it happens and then you put it in front of it, like you show a kid their face, there's always like an intrinsic, I don't think I should be doing this. Like even if they don't understand.

It's like, right. Well, it's scary to see yourself that way. off. It's probably haunting. Well, not even the scary part. It's always like the, you think I went a little overboard. But so what I mean to say is that, like, I don't think there's anything objectively evil about a lot of these things. It's about, like, how they were

used and what they mean and how people do it. I, if I did Blackface, I think most people would understand, I'm not crazy. However, I do like the fact that I haven't. Because I see what is it? Jeremy John's

And like His is ridiculous though His is ridiculous But like also like there's what's the Canadian guy Trudeau And like what's the other Late Night guy Because Trudeau's is why

It's like it's like a black raggedy end Right It's crazy Blagety Ed Blackety Ed Blackety Ann It's fucking black it again.

I think. I don't know, man. I think there's something comedic about it, but I think obviously there has to be a joke attached to it. That's funny enough for you to get away with it, right? I don't think we're going to do anything on the podcast that makes that a joke enough for it to be fine. Like in this time,

that's got to be like a whole setup thing where you're, the joke is you using it. Like if your person is seriously about doing that, that's the joke. And I think that's why Tropic Thunder succeeds. and nothing else will ever succeed because I think he did such a good job doing that that it's like it's over now.

No one's ever going to do that better, which is funny. But I think, yeah, I like the fact that I can peruse the internet and know that like, yeah, I don't, that just doesn't exist. Like that doesn't exist of me and it can't be taken out of context.

Like, I don't even have to worry about it. There's definitely, there's definitely some edits of you up there with Blackface. Oh, I'm sure there's edits. I made at least eight. There's edits of me. There's edits of me in Jew face as well. What is that?

There's a Yamika on? That's like the, it's a, the, the beard nose and the fucking Yamika and the curls. Like, I've seen all sorts of edits. How much of that is you already, though? That's like, that's crazy. You don't, Casey, you don't understand this nose, man. It's a squid word nose. So I'm not going to do that.

that I would do drag. Oh, drag is no big deal. I think I would do drag, no problem. I would still have reservations about that because I just know people would like take pictures of it and be weird about it. But like if if that was like if there was like a bit that would like that could be strengthened by that. Like if we did if we did a bit where like one episode we were just like a, oh man. Like I'm trying to think of I'm trying to brainstorm what the bit would be. Like if we were trying to do like a like a like a female advice comment.

column or something like that or like a woman's advice column and we did drag and just pretended to be women I think I don't even have to pretend to be well I think you just like I think just like drag in its most truest form is this expression it doesn't have to be exactly a tight it is it is intrinsically a title but doesn't have to joke doesn't have to be about women is this episode we're like I just like I think but like I think but like I think the artist like Robert not Robert Taney Jr. I'm thinking of Robert Tengue because of all the blackface the like Robin Williams

doing the thing with Mrs. Doubtfire right and being like a convincing old woman that is so much more

interesting like I would be more interested in seeing somebody try to convincingly make me a woman like to the point where it's convincing

then do like the kind of clown stuff I don't know if that's derogatory to say but I mean like I mean I'm not saying clown

I'm not saying clown and I'm not saying clown in the internet context of like, oh, you're such a clown. I mean, like, the exact, the heavy makeup. The more exaggerated, like, that's, you wouldn't mistake that for a creature even. Like, that's like, that's like a thing. You're not saying the right words, but yeah, I know what you mean. You're not saying the right words.

If I don't, so what I know what you mean. I know what you mean. Because it's, it's, it's, it's meant to. It's not realistic. There you go. Yes. Right. It's like, it's like hyper. It's more glamified is that kind of thing.

Right. I would, I would be more interested. Like if somebody could come, it's like a mega barist to come on the show and like convincingly make me like look like a woman. That would be, that would be more fascinating. Or like one where we do like actual prosthetics. We have like that's so much money one. That's too much work. That's cool as thought though. That'd be awesome.

That is cool. But like for me, I think it's more about like the, like how much can you do with just two D two dimensions? Well, you know, texture. I don't know. I think blackface would be really funny, but I think for it to be a good joke, it'd have to have more effort than you're willing to put into it. I would not, I would crack immediately. Like, I can't commit to the character. You can do it. I can't go to a black character.

You can do it. Because the issue is, like, the only black people that I know are just normal fucking people. And my impression of them would just be more or less what I'm, how I'm talking now. So I would have to default to shit that's offensive to sell the illusion. And then it would, it would, it would, it would, it would. It would, and then I could, I don't think I could do it. I'm not an actor like that. I can't like cry on cue or like, or like, can, like become a different person in that way.

I think you're not shitty enough or you're just too pussy. I think that's funny because I could do it. I would just. Yeah. Okay. I would do it. I would just, because I think it's, if it's a joke, it's a joke, you know. So I would try to make it a joke.

The problem is that I would start doing it and then my woke brain would kick in. like you're going too far, man. You know what it is for me? I just don't think it's a voice that I've done enough to feel comfortable doing it. Well, get used to it, bro. It starts and start practicing, man. Call every place from now on. Every time you call somewhere at the end, like, did you think I was a black man?

Because, dude, the guy, the guy delivering orders at like a Chinese restaurant, I got that character down. I got that character down. Like, I don't want to, I don't want to have it down, but I do. Have you practiced it outside of talking to that person? What? Have you, have you, have you heard that person in a minute like, I wonder if I could do this? Dude, I remember, like, one of my earliest memories, I should say earliest, but like one of my childhood memories. Because, because, I mean, it is literally timeline early, like one of my earliest.

You can grab. Based on the fact that I am 32. but I've had memories before this but like I specifically it was on Mashula Oh my God and I was I was walking off a gun hill

and onto Mashula down by like there was a lot of like people on the street kind of selling stuff it was like bootleg DVDs and like Chotchkes and like sense of right and justice friends and like this knock off shit some things were legitimate though

which is wild and it's funny how you can even you can tell even as a kid like what like that's a real dragon ball figure like because you look at the back and you're like looking for all the like the icons that you're used to you don't know what any of it means but you look at just like that's real that's what that's where it is on the other things but there was this guy and I think my aunt who passed away earlier this year she took me to this guy and we were just kind of browsing and this guy was

like he was kind of haggling he was trying to I don't remember what he said he had a thick accent but he was like saying and I was like captivated about it was like this is so fascinating because it was so thick like I've heard accents before but it's so thick and I was just genuinely so curious about it and I think my aunt

my aunt goes how much is this and the guy goes seven dollar and I go oh seven dollar but I didn't mean it in like a negative way I was just like

I have a bad habit even still to this day although I've gotten a lot better at it like if I hear something that like tickles something in my brain I'll like immediately like parrot it just to see if I can I think that's a New Yorker thing

because I have the same problem isn't New Yorker or autism but but it's you know what it's like that guy it's it's like you know what actually it's that video of the guy on the stoop in New York City and the girl walks by

I was like yeah and it's and it's filled with olives or something like that and he's like he goes his phone he's like yeah exactly he's like they were roommates and he goes and they were roommates and it's he says it exactly in the same i'm always curious to hear like if i if i hear

something say something in a way that i think is like interesting or funny i'm always curious to see if i can if i can do it in the same exact way so sometimes i'll do it sometimes it's not appropriate i'm a mocking kind of person too though i understand i mock people and unfortunately it's very rude and it's not respectful but i do mock people because in my family whenever someone says that's stupid we make fun of them for saying something stupid very much on my family for me it's funny dude I did that during sex once a long long time ago

what she made a noise that was funny and then I laughed and then made it again that's crazy that's crazy I've definitely what are you what is that I've definitely laughed myself

out of sex multiple times in my life I've definitely yeah that was the only time you've never done I've something has happened where I've lab myself out of sex before I've definitely like something's going on and something silly happens and I'm like I can't do this anymore. I'm fucking I'm laughing. Well yeah I don't know sex is vaguely traumatizing for me now

but like there was a time where like that was like go time That was like that was like no this is serious This is major leagues. I'm not here to like fuck around. I don't want to like I don't want to make conversation. I don't want to talk about the weather. I don't want to make a joke. I don't want to watch like like fucking

I don't know Martin you know. you know I've got this is serious it's become more of a joke I take it seriously

because I think quite frankly I think I'm good at it and I know that a lot of people think that you're trying to keep you're trying to keep your stats good so when you died it says your stats is like overall like 98%

pretty good I'm like vaguely competitive about it you go start not with other people just for me go have competitive sex then dude I understand that there's a league. I understand that there's a league. But yeah, it's just like, I don't know, man.

I understand. And keep it mind, like, there's a lot of, most things I'm aware. There are things that I think I'm probably good at that I feel like I'm bad at. Understand? This confidence is not misplaced. I know Kingston knows me enough that I've, unfortunately, there's a lot. You have a particular ability of doing this thing where you drive people mad. It's a, this has happened.

You and our friend Elliot, you're the two people that do that. You just, girls just become horrible after you. And it's like, I don't know, man. Hey, it'd be like that. Become horrible after me. Okay, that's kind of crazy. I'm sure. They're doing fine.

That's crazy. That's not what I meant. That's crazy. No, one of them is my best friend. Don't say that. But. But, hey, man, I don't know, man. I think I'm fine.

I think I'm all right. There's no need. There's no need. It's whatever. There's really no need to be granted. It's just like when, I don't know, man, you find something you got it. You're like, yes. This is it for me. What if you were really good at, what if you found out you'd amazing at killing yourself?

Like, you could sneak up on yourself and get yourself. What if you found out that you were really good at enemas? Like you gave the best animas or you received the best enemas. I guess both. Like, that's. your like this is your field your skill set is clearly that like you're really good at you have no passion for it but it's your skills that you're a natural like you've you've done no studying no preparation no research but you just you understand we have one friend that's that

where there where there no uh jalen jalen is like the most god given i've ever seen in my life like genuinely athlete yes oh like unbelievable i've never really seen him i mean we've had the only the only athletic memories i have of him is like we were playing in our friend jo's yard. I don't know what we were doing. I think we were shooting Nerf guns or something at each other. We were running around and he just busted his knee up so bad. Oh, yeah. That's why he can't be an athlete. There's a picture that I have of our friend carrying him in and he's like he's dead and it's like it looks like a 9-11 first responders image. What about the last response? That's Joe Fee's so stupid. But he's a guy even athlete.

He's like genuinely like that's what he's meant to do. And he just doesn't do it. I'm like, bro, come on, man. You know how many people, you know how many white men to hate that you exist right now because of the way you are. That's crazy. You know, maybe they're mad that you existed. It's like, that's power I could have. That's my rightful ability. That is power you can have.

Anyway, well, what is this? We're at one hour 50. We can read the names now probably. There's a lot of these questions are Derek coded. You guys have been very Derek focused lately. Interesting. Interesting. Sounds a little weird to me.

A little queer If I don't say so myself A little Hmm Is Xbox doing something today? I don't think so Is there news? I don't know

I'm seeing like a bunch of games I know they did the I know they did the Cojima thing Because Bloodstain got revealed Um Yeah gotcha breakdown

This must have been yesterday Or something like that But I'm seeing some stuff Oh I don't know I don't know I didn't know Yeah I don't know I think this is maybe just a little

Yes it's essentially It's, oh, it says 10 hours ago. That was yesterday then, never mind. Yeah, what you probably saw yesterday? Because I'm seeing, right now, was the Xbox, TSG, which are broadcast. Oh, Tokyo Game Show. Okay. That makes sense.

Why are they doing it? It's a Tokyo thing. Didn't Tokyo game show happen like a month ago? No, I guess, I guess it's happening now. I mean, Tokyo Game Show. That does make sense because it is, yeah, it's September. It always happens in the, like, at the beginning of fall. Tokyo Game Show.

Bill Scarsgard is cast in Cajima's thing I love Bill Scars guard That's actually crazy That's really cool Don't know what it means but That's crazy Hideo Like letting go Okoima

I It's expensive I just don't I just don't get it It's like dude like I Honestly he's hard to work with I get that He's famously hard to work with

But that's his thing You know That's like the point of having him there He's like a he's an art what is he does art tour he's he brings value to your you know what a loss leader is

yeah it's kind of like like kajima's a loss leader he's like this thing it's like where it's just like everybody loves this thing um it doesn't make a lot of money it doesn't make as much money as like other things do but people like that we have this and the fact that they like that we have this means they come in for this and then they might buy other things

yeah i get it so that's that's what kajima is um no disrespect i think it's i think he's really interesting guy but he makes niche shit for high budgets which like a lot of people couldn't not a lot of people could pull that sway so props to him uh seems like their Xbox is doing all right by him i guess ever since they hired that lady they've just been kind of making good decision really aggressive anyway we're going to read the names now of our patrons

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That's stupid Back on Twitter and man do I hate blacks That's crazy That is a Unfortunately I feel like black people Does Twitter? I guess Twitter is obviously

To push propaganda It caters It caters I think you're of the problem Because I don't see any hateful black shit on Twitter I just see big asses I feel like I don't see it really all that often I see big asses and like left wing shit

And I'm like, every now and then I'll see every every now and then I'll see a video of like some dude pulling a machete out and hitting some guy. And it's like it's unfortunate because it's like. Because it's yeah. And then you and you know that like, well, this is that's not going to be great. It's not good. It bothers me. It bothers me that people don't think about that more as themselves. You know what I mean?

like, I don't know. I think about optics a lot. I don't even think it's necessary, like, because I don't even think that way about people who like rob a, like a, I don't know, they're like, hey, yo, they like make vaguely threatening gestures and like take money out of a register.

But the people like fucking unloading and shit. You know, like, I think about that a lot. All the time, like, if I raise my voice right now, I know what is it going to look like. I can't do that right now. Yeah, fucking. It sucks.

It is ass. So I can't display any firearms. Yeah, you can't wear coats. You can't wear a long-touch coats. I can't wear a long coat. I have a pea coat. That's crazy. In New York, I have a pea coat.

That's still crazy. Because as soon as you raise your voice, everyone is scattering. Have you ever worn a pea coat? No, I want one. Dude, let me tell you something. That shit is crazy. How warm and comfortable is. It's unbelievable.

It blew my fucking mind. I was out in like minus 10 and it felt like I was like, I was like, I could take my fucking, I mean, I'll still be under this p coat, but I could take my sweater off. That's correct. Someone wearing a sweater over a pico is it must be a vibe. Over a fan. That's got to happen. That's got to be something that happens nowadays, man.

Bring that back. If it ever existed. Was that ever here? Was that here once? I bet briefly Orson Wells did it. He was like, I know Kix is going to take this is really cool. cool in the future. I got him. Don't worry. Kirk didn't listen to the

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aware of how many mosquitoes that is, dude. That is like quadrillions. That's probably every mosquito. Imagine walking through your house and not being able to open a door because there's so many mosquitoes out there. You can't open a door. You can't.

The door won't move. Jam packed, man. I think that's more mosquitoes than our stars of the sky. Somebody who's in, somebody who's into science and shit. Calculate. What about like, I don't know, what you figure like a maybe 1,200 square foot apartment.

I'm going to start small. I'm going to start small. How many mosquitoes would it take the fillet galley? of milk. Okay. Okay, sure. And really jam-packed. Yeah. Really jam-pack. I understand some

wings and some legs are going to be folded. But like, we got to figure it out. Somebody calculate that. Yeah, a gallon of milk. How many mosquitoes? I wonder if chatty-pitinos. I wonder if AI can, while we're spending all of our water on this shit, like I wonder if it can help us reach the bottom of this unyielding mystery.

Lesbian locusts. So it's estimated to be... Did you specify jam-packed? I don't think jam-pack's going to matter, Chris. I think it will. But it's estimated to be about 700,000 mosquitoes. That feels too little. Chris, for one gallon container, Chris, I don't think you understand how small that is.

One gallon about this size. I haven't seen a gallon. How much is this right now? This is... That's a gallon. This is a quart. So four of these Oh. Filled with mosquitoes is 700,000.

That sounds a bit more right now, I guess. Now imagine they fill a my house, my small house. That's, I think that's billions. It is probably billions. That's billions of mosquitoes. Safe to say it's probably. Now to fill it to the point where you cannot move around.

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What is wrong with you? What the fuck? That's crazy, dude. That is quite a bad thing to do. That's not even funny. What the fuck, dude. Jesus Christ. Well, the picture is Derek. The picture is Derek, so it looks like Derek wrote this. What the fuck? Derek, that's fucking heinous and disgusting. Dude, fall asleep underwater. Yeah, I'm glad he got kidnapped. Did you guys? Did you guys, it's just you?

Did you see the video of the guy Like these two white guys are like fighting on a fucking on a boardwalk And one guy walks up on a dude and they're clearly drunk One guy knocks the guy out and then just kicks him into the water I did see this and I was like what on earth did I that's just It's just murder Yeah that is actually insane I was like you see the video that

You see like the 30 minute video the guy arguing with like like beach private police because like he um he ripped the head off of a seagull and he's like not allowed to do that obviously what was him trying to get it i was just it's it's just a seagull yeah dude and you murdered it he said it was like i was it was attacking my kid or something probably just had like crumbs oh my gosh but he literally ripped the head off of the seagull which is insane you didn't have to rip its head off you could shoot it away. It's so crazy. That video's wild. I watched that whole thing. It was a wild

adventure. Because they got in trouble later on too. I understand I understand. I understand. Right. I understand right. I get it. You know, defend your child, obviously. That's crazy. Yeah. That's crazy. There's something wrong with that person.

Yeah, only one thing if you killed it even. Yeah. Hit it and kill it. If that's one thing and you, but ripping someone's head off is like intent. Yeah. It's a bit. it's just it's two peels butterflies wings off for me yeah man that's even people that did that are crazy i was always too afraid of it's like to even consider doing that so like i it's wild to me that i watched so much disney shit growing up so i saw them have having like oh these have feelings i can't do

this oh yeah i don't know this thing's alive i can't hurt it i can't hurt it instantly i'm not gonna torture i don't even i don't even want to hurt flies really i'm just like i'd rather you just Oh, dude, I hate a fly, man. Roaches are the one that brings bad things out of me. Roaches are the two big things. I hate flies and roaches to me are the two big things. Spires, you don't know. Spiders, you don't got to kill.

The problem is that they move around too much and they end up in my living with my, my freaking hot, my bedding room and I'm bedding room, wow. I said four things. They ended up in my bedroom. Your webbing room? My webbing room. That's crazy.

They end up in my bedroom and I'm like, Oh man, now she's going to make me kill you, bud. Just get hidden. Hide somewhere. I want to like hide them. Like, don't do it. I wish I could communicate with them. I was like to train them.

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