The Snark Tank - #44: Dark Tank: The Sequel

Episode Date: October 29, 2020

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Thanks again to News Voice for supporting today's episode and go ahead and show them support. Welcome, welcome to number two of the Dark Tank podcast. Yeah, baby. Today I am your host, Thomas Sweeney, and we got my nigger. We got my nigger. Yeah, you know, you know what we do. At Derek Black Man. Thank you so much for the introduction.

No problem, son. I got you, skit. I'm hyped. Unfortunately, Chris Regan has perished. He, uh, yes. he was actually on his way back to Cali and his plane got hijacked by Dr. Drew where... Dr. Drew for all the death, all the death statements. Yeah, they happen to be on the same plane because Chris continuously is perpetuating that conspiracy theory that Dr. Drew is dead.

And he finally, you know, karma. Karma is a thing, guys. Ladies and gentlemen, karma is real. So Chris Reagan is, he's dead. He, he, he had been, uh, crashed into, uh, what's on, uh, I don't know. He's in, I don't know, the Rockies, the fucking Rocky, the fucking Rockies, yeah, Appalachian Trail some bullshit. Yeah.

There you go. He hit a mountain. He had, he had some stupid fucking mountains in the, in the, in the Americas. And he's fucking dead. Now he's fucking dead. He's stupid. He's dead. He's stupid.

He's fucking gone. Yeah. He's fucking pace. He's fucking. He's fucking. He's fucking. He's fucking. now he's all over the place he's fucking straddle

turned him in a dust oh my god okay yeah but welcome guys yo you uh sorry sorry before we go forward uh somebody uh wrote a poem about you did you see that what they oh no I didn't see a poem they wrote about me what is it is it some fuck shit about Mario judah I mean just just just read this is what it says

it says I'm a big dog bit bear nigger I'm a lion I'm a predator Of the prey that is hiding I love that you fucking I already made the connection Before I even fucking got there Before I even got there I'm so sick of the fucking statements

Dogg I don't look like him man I don't look like Mario Judah I don't I'm just heavy set in black also That's it That's all I am That kid is fucking weird Come on little niggas

Did you see Did you see somebody tagged us in a meme on Instagram where it said when HP Lovecraft finally finds his lost cat and that he's basically

Oh my God Don't you run from me Little nigger Don't little niggins Dogg I fucking hate it Dude I hate it HP Lovecraft's descendant If he had any kids

I'm pretty sure he didn't because he was probably an intro Yeah Which is going to bring me to another topic I have later But Um If

if he had any family members had any children y'all should be ashamed of your ancestry he named his cat n-word man bro like who do who names a cat nigger man bro that's some shit that's some shit that's some shit i was just saying unironically i was like oh i'm just oh i'm nigger man look at me i'm gonna fucking i'm gonna show up of your house i'm gonna do nigger shit no he named his cat that yeah he's i mean is he is he ahead of his time with like trolling i mean i knew he was racist Fuck, but still. By that standard of measurement,

are all race ahead of their time by trolling? Man, I... Like, they're all racist like, yo, this guy knew comedy before a comedy was coming up. You know, did the fucking Europeans that slaughtered the Native Americans? Like, this is going to be a great meme later on as they chop a fucking,

as they chop it into its fucking head off. Yo, this is hilarious. Let's give them these fucking blankets with this, fucking disease we don't understand. We know it kills people. Let's give it to them. This is going to be hilarious. Dog, they threw the blankets over the walls and waited until they died.

Oh, man. You got to love Europeans, bro. Y'all are real good at, like, killing people, dog. Like, it's fucking beautiful. It's like, dang, man. It's innovative. Y'all are real good at this shit. They, due to the conditions they lived in, they had to be very innovative to survive.

And that also pertain to their their killings because everybody, every culture killed, right? But the Europeans were so inventive to the point where when you think about, let's just think it, let's go all the way to the Middle Ages with the contraptions they came up to kill and torture people are still. Nobody, nobody's done it like them. No one, the type of shit, if you look at blueprints and drawings of stuff that they came up with, no one is, even close to the craziest shit that came up to you. Like there was, yeah, sure, like, some people have done some fucked up shit, right? They've cut heads off and blah, blah, blah.

But like, nah, man, they'll have drills that'll, like, plunge into your ass. They'll fucking, like, make rats eat your stomach and shit. Like, who the fucking? That shit is so fucked up. Exactly. The iron maiden or the fucking, is it a brass bowl? The brass bowl, yeah, that's another one. Like, that shit is so fucking, that's just evil.

That's just like someone who was like, I, want to hurt people. I want to hurt people so bad. Dude. And I like bulls. So let's just do both. Dude, the stuff that I even like, the stuff that some of them had to do to prove that they weren't like, say, evil or possessed or say if you were caught and you needed to prove your innocence, like, say, for example, you're accused of stealing something. And then you would have to, essentially God would have to protect you from the most dumb bullshit.

Like, if you somehow like, oh, maybe you want to trial by combat, you have to survive. And that's the only way you're proven to be like, oh yeah, so God protected you or something. Or you need to be like fucking, uh, set on fucking or boiled alive in water or something like that. And if it doesn't fuck your skin up, then I guess you're good. Like stupid shit That makes no sense Dog man They were they were

They clearly were God's chosen Because I mean God fucking damn it man We were we were just dealing with fucking like The natural like natural predators And occasionally like invasion of other people They were thinking of being like fucking creative murder It's like if your asshole doesn't sin shut After I shove this fucking carterized fucking

After I shove this hot stick in it Then you're the devil And he's like well I gotta take this hot stick up my ass To prove I'm not the devil And his ass didn't carterize And he was like Oh this guy's a regular man It's like

Well no his blood isn't clot Correctly And now he's gonna have a really terrible life But he's gonna kill him My guess Yeah I think The Europeans are Or at least Mario Judah

Is the spirit Of like medieval stuff Man dying very rough You know like Just just I hate him I fucking hate him I think Mario Judah is the embodiment of everything.

All the music that you listen to trapped in the body of someone our perform music I listen to. Yeah. Here's the thing. Here's the thing about like, okay, so one of my friends that I grew up with, and I was in a band,

and he just made a post on Facebook about like, oh, man, fucking death metal is getting so soft. Like, I came here for the gruesome lyrics, the disemboweling and all this stuff. Like y'all some weak ass niggas, he's this black dude That I used to be in this band with then I saw somebody in reply with

I don't know man I just came here to listen to the music And like I was laughing because I'm like That's me That's always been me like I enjoy how this shit sounds But I never like said I didn't have the painted nails And the fucking You know the missing I wasn't a misunderstood kid I just thought this shit sounded dope

I'm like, this is something, this is heavy, this is exhilarating, I like what this is, a lot of the musicianship is off the charts because you have to learn. It's fucking, you know, I've been playing the guitar for many, many years, but I've never been disciplined enough to like really learn it. And seeing people that are and that just do shit that I'm like, oh my God, like, that is, it's ridiculous to learn this stuff and to get on this skill level, like showing what humans are capable of. It's pretty dope. But anyway, Mario Judah. That's insane. and Mario Jude is one of those people, right? That's just he got into the, the angsty, misunderstood stuff.

But he just channeled it into hip hop where you see a lot of like the XXTentations, you know, where he's a huge fan. He was a huge fan of Slipknot. And he just put that rage in his, I'm so, I'm a misunderstood child and nobody gets me. And I'm like, I don't know, like, what was it, Papa Roach, that. that song about like cutting yourself or whatever. Like that shit didn't resonate with me at all. I just like,

I was like, this sounds cool. I remember hearing the riffs and I'm like this is cool. But I never felt like, I think, what's up? I have an idea. I think that he did it for pussy.

I think he did it for pussy because, look, all I got to say is this, as you probably know this pretty well, but as a black man, we're not very prevalent in the, in the, you know,

the hardcore scene. Yeah, where's not many of us. So that's just, just a whole untapped field of pussy, just fucking white pussy just there for the fucking taken, all right? Now, I wasn't really into, I never got into hardcore, but I was definitely like, I'm a 90s kid.

I grew up in like a suburban area, so I was definitely like very understanding of punk, you know, like I knew punk music. I'm a big fan of Green Day, of course. So like, I fucking like, I was like, all right, I'm just going to hang out with these kids. And the amount of snatch I got from just hanging out with these girls who could. clearly had problems who I was clearly no good for, not helping them at all. Like, I was just like, you know what? This is free real estate.

And I have to, I have to at least take a bid on this real estate. Yeah. So I was just, I was just sling it left and right. I was just like, oh, yeah, dude, I'll hang out with this girl today, hang out with this girl tomorrow. And then eventually I was like, these people are crazy because, like, this girl just was in the middle of sucking my dick and started crying about some shit. And I can't do this right now.

Like, I can't be a part of this. I was like, what is you crying about? Like, do I stop? Do I stop when I'm doing? I guess I'm going to stop. I don't want to, you just ruin my whole mood. Now you're crying. Now I'm sitting down with a hard day talking to you about your fucking emotions.

Oh, my God. Yeah. Dude, I feel you though, man. You know, I was actually ignorant to that shit, though. I was ignorant at first to, like, how much girls wanted me. in that scene. I was very there for the music and the people I hung out with. I really enjoyed the camaraderie and stuff like that. I still like had a lot of great friends. You're jamming your favorite song and while you aren't missing a beat you could be missing

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They're not just being friendly. It took me a minute to realize that. So at first, I didn't think anything of it. I just thought that like, oh, yeah, you know, I'm nice to these people. They're nice to me back. And then it was after a while I realized that, oh, they really like what one guy put it the best because they were voting in, I think senior year. Like who's the most unique person in school? And they gave it to me.

They're like, yeah, man, because you're like a fucking a gym or a diamond in the rough. Like you're fucking. and there's like nobody like you. Like you don't see like black dudes that are the transcend this. And I was just like, yeah, sure, man. Like I didn't transcend. It was, yeah, right, right? Because to me, I was just like, yeah, whatever, dude.

Like I never saw myself that way. I understand. I understood how it looked when I wore a slipnot shirt. And then people are like, whoa. But normally the reaction is very positive. And I'm just like, cool. But I never saw myself as like, oh, I'm different from fucking, this nigga Joe Nash

that's just like you know the regular nigga on the block that just amazing at basketball and I was jealous of his skills like I didn't really see myself like oh we're so different I'm just like I don't know man I'm just like this stuff and I'm gonna play in a band

whatever but yeah the girls were fucking so into that shit and this is the biggest thing though I didn't realize how like fucked up everyone was in these genres I didn't realize that.

Oh, bro, absolutely. You realize it. It hits you out of nowhere, dude. It hits you in the middle of getting your blowjob, bro. Trust me. In the middle of getting some fucking sucky-sucky. You're like, oh, shit, these people are fucking wild. I should probably not be here right now.

Yes, dude. And the thing is, since I wasn't super fucked up, but they thought I was because they would see the tattoos and then later on when I stretched my ears and stuff, then it's like, oh this guy's this guy's crazy like me and uh I've like say I've dated some

or at least try to date some girls that were in the scene and fuck man it was just just crazy just craziest bitches I've ever met and I was just I thought maybe there was a lot more people like me that just appreciated the music

and you're an outlier you're a fucking outlier yeah I see that I mean, and I guess it's the same though for a lot of different communities. People are a certain way and they gravitates for this reason. Not for like, especially when it comes to music, like hipsters. They're like, oh, they hate everything mainstream and they're all fucking this and jaded and stuff. And then they gravitate towards these indie scenes where somebody like me can enjoy indie music.

And I don't have just a loathing hate for like, say things that are just poppy right off the bat. To me, it actually has to suck dick. You know what I mean? Like, it's just a, it's a, it's a, what do you call it? It's tribalism. That's a, I never, I never, I never got really into being very tribal. I think, I guess at the end of the day, that's what I was, I don't, I don't have that, I don't have that. I don't have the tribalism mentality either.

I've actually argued with you and Chris about it all the times. I don't, I don't think everyone initially has that. I think that that's something that a lot of people do have. And I think that particularly younger people are kind of born with it less and less because of how diverse the world is now. that the innate level of tribalism is kind of disappearing because they're kind of just like we're all people we all share memes we all want to you all want to get some fucking

some snatch or some boo some bussy you know we're all kind of I agree on that aspect and I do think that we are evolving away from it which I think that desperately needs to happen I think that's why things are so shitty still is because

it's so hard not to, it's like say, for example, let's just use an example. I was talking to my mom like a while ago and I was criticizing the Democratic National Committee and some of the shit that they'd done and then screwing over Bernie Sanders, for example. And so when I was saying this stuff, she immediately went like, well, what about the Republicans? And my whole, because since I was attacking her team, she was kind of like, what about them? I'm like, I'm like, dude, they're all sorts of fucked up. I'm not talking about that right now. Like, that's not what I'm talking about.

This isn't like an attack to be like, oh, you guys are fucked up and you guys are fucked up alone. I'm, we're on the subject of Bernie Sanders getting screwed over. And immediately, it's just this inclination to feel like to defend your team and attack the other team. And I'm like, no, see, I'm like, that is the innate problem that we keep fucking doing. You want to, I was like, I'm not trying to do this to attack you or attack your team. I'm just talking about this one specific subject. Like if we were talking about a Republican, I would focus on the Republican. It's just, I'm like, we're just talking about Bernie Sanders at that point.

And I feel like I see people doing that shit all the time where it's like, what about this? What about that? You see that. People do it all the time. It's so fucking weird. It's so fucking weird. It's so fucking weird. Because like every time I post dude, that's why I hate, dude, I hate.

And like as much as I love, I love Chris, I love you. I love how I'm in your sphere. I hate the attachment of politics that is unfortunately weasel of. it's way over into my side of the pond. I feel you. I hate it. I hate it. Like, I love you guys. You know, without you guys, I wouldn't have come as far as I've come. So I appreciate everything, everything that's come from, having friends who are you guys. But like, that shit still, and I'm like, yo, I just post, like, I posted some shit like a few days ago about some like girls like, oh my God, I voted for Trump and I was

Denver and I was like, first of all, bitch, who the fuck gives the shit about who you voted for? You fucking colored hair, punk ass bitch. And I just fucking, I just started snapping at her. And then like my comments just filled the fuck up with like, but the damn, but if she voted for Biden, you'd be able to like, well, first of all, I don't like Joe Biden. I wanted Bernie Sanders to become the president. That's who I wanted, or at least one of the three, her Yang, Tulsi or Bernie. I want one of them that become like the person that leads the country because they have more valid mentalities. But like, it's always just like if they, no one, it's gone to the point. There are some people who see that both sides are fucked up.

But, like, to be a part of the political system that evolves this country, the whole bipartisan thing, the whole three branches, it's all fucked. The whole system is fucked. It's not just like the Democrats are not fuchs and the Republicans are fucked or vice versa. They're both fucked. Yeah. Fuck. They both persist the system that is not helping people anymore. It's about, like, dude, you know how, like, think of it like this.

All right. We got our first stimulus thing, right? We got it in the maybe like April, right? We got an April on my birthday, I think. Or May. Yeah. Yeah. They were in talks of getting another one out before the first one came out.

And we still haven't got it because of the fact that people just can't agree on shit anymore because they all want to line their pockets while they're giving us a little bit of fucking water to a little bit of water. They want to get a fucking. It's like what is what is wrong? Like, that's not just the Republicans doing that. That's not just the Democrats doing that. That's everyone sitting in those fucking rooms. Are a bunch of money-hungry asses. They don't give a shit about anything.

And, dude, and 100%, dude, like, you're hitting the nail right on the head. And this is what comes back to the tribalism. Most people recognize this, but then they kind of revert back to, well, at least my team or my party is less evil. They're not the biggest problem. And I just say, okay, sure. let's just change the cog and not the entire system fine. And then, you know, like, that's going to just, it's just going to keep things rolling the same way. And that's why I'm jaded.

I'm jaded as fuck, man. Like, I used to talk about politics in 2010. I had a channel where I was, like, specifically talking about a lot of stuff. I got burnt out. I started realizing that even when people really seem like they were ready for change once, people got fucked over, like, say, whoever it was. Like, say, Bernie Sanders, like, say, these, the last two elections. then people kind of stopped.

And I remember asking my brother, like, oh, so what do you think the Democrats? What do you think liberals are going to do to make sure this doesn't happen again? I forgot what he told me. But I kind of like, I just remember my eyes glazing over because I'm like, this is going to happen again. Because nobody's pressing pause. And this is the last thing I'm going to say about fucking gay-ass politics. But is that I don't think, none of us regular people can work a job where you have less than a 50% approval. You have to at least be, you have to be at least.

I'm talking about bare minimum. You're a slack jawed yokel just barely functioning and like, okay, this person is giving 50% of the capacity. And that is barely passable. And then you have approval ratings in the government that's like 10%, 15%, where the American people are like, this is bullshit. And then they still keep their jobs. And I'm like. Or the flood system that like this person. goes into office and then the person that goes into office just chooses who is in their office

who's in their cabinet and it's like i don't know these motherfuckers like how was this guys allowed to choose these people they're just going to be the fucking all entire branches of government and fucking i'm in the whole country like what it's it's so flawed it's also fucking horribly flawed this is and i'm not a very smart person and i can see it i can see all the problems that it with that and that's the thing you don't have to be brilliant to understand what the hell is happening. Like, I thought, I thought something was going to happen. I thought something special was going to happen.

When Obama was president and then he bailed at the banks, I thought the American people were like, none of us wanted this. This is like capitalism is the idea of capitalism is if you fail, you fucking fail. You got to file for bankruptcy. You got to do what the regular people do. And not just be like, the banks are too big to fail. And oh, we got to give them their bonuses that they were promenists too. And I'm like, what the f?

I was like, wait, wait, wait, so you're going to take our money and you're going to bail these motherfuckers out that fuck themselves over. That was when I thought like, okay, there's no way American people are going to, there's no way people are going to put up with this shit. But then we just did. And then that's when like I got so jaded. Now, you know, of course I started talking about politics again once the channel blew up and then Trump, the whole wild card that Trump was, right? But I'm already back to just being just as jaded because I'm realizing that I'm like, I just, I just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, J this. That's why, like, I'm so happy, and look, I'm so happy to do this podcast. I'm so happy that I'm, I'm taking music a lot more seriously now,

something that I've, I've been wanting to be in the music industry for a long time. So now I've been working, like, tirelessly on covers and then, uh, writing some original music on the sides because I definitely want to get away from this because, and here's, here's the biggest thing. I feel like, just like being a doctor, just like being a doctor, just like being. an engineer, an architect, or whatever, there's a certain amount of people that this is their life, this is what they want to do and this is their lane. And at the end of the day, politics isn't my lane. Like people wanted me to go further in that lane. They wanted me to speak at this event, do this. Why don't you run for this? And I'm like, fuck that shit, dude.

I'm like, you look at it, when I see an issue and the biggest issue was people were fucking with things that I love. Like the idea that people are putting all of their identity politics in the video games and into movies

and literature and all this stuff that like... So much shit, man. When I just wanted to escape. Like, I just want to listen to Mario Judah without fucking

happen to hear anything about any fucking, any foreign affairs. I don't want to hear about any, you know what I'm saying? Like, I just want to listen to music.

I want to watch a movie. And then I don't want to hear about fucking Trump or somebody's fucking whiteness. I'm like, I don't fucking care. I got like... Yeah, I hate it, dude.

I hated it. I, like, how I explain it? Like, I'm someone who I enjoy change in media. I actually really like it. Like, for instance, a lot of people when Thor was a female, Jane Foster, a lot of people innately did not like that. Sure.

And I was like, that's kind of cool. Like, this is kind of cool. I like that Jane Foster story. You know, this gives a different perspective of the character. I like change because, I think change allows for, um, for cool stories. But I don't want you to force your fucking ideologies or fucking your or get on your high horse and talk down to me about how I like what I like makes me bad.

Yeah. It's like, dude, you don't got to do that or ideologs. There you. You don't have to put your fucking ideologs and shit. That's exactly. You can just fucking write something that's cool that may be different from the status quo. And that's it, you know, like I don't like how every, I also don't like this. I might lose my black card for this.

But I don't like how the world, um, the world shames white people for being. being white. That's something that I've noticed a lot that's like become a thing that white people are like kind of ashamed of being white. I'm like, bro, you shouldn't be ashamed of being white, you know, you're, you're, you know, y'all won. You know, the game. Y'all won the fucking race in the end of the day. You know, like, don't let, like, I hate how the fucking, like, whenever, like, the height, like, even the word Karen, like, I don't like using that word because I instinctively, like, this is, this is, this is me. This is, this is Kingston. This is not Sweeney. All right. Let me take a step back out of character and the fucking, the fucking. person that emerges from the character is me. I don't like using the word Karen because instinctively, when I would call someone out of their name in a term because of the way they look, I instantly feel as this, like, I instantly understand that that is what people do to people that look like me when they call them the word nigger, you know, like that is the same thing in my mind. I mean, it, it, it, it, it, you're, you're right.

No, you are right that. And like, that's weird. And that's, I can't, I can't take that step. Like, I can't, like, I don't, I don't say that to people. I don't say that to people. I don't even, like, honestly, if I wasn't on a podcast right now, I probably wouldn't even be using the N-word at all. I'll probably just be, like, thinking and, like, I don't really like the using the word

nigger that much in general. I say it with you because it's hilarious. We just throw the word out so much. In my regular, it's not normally a part of my vocabulary. It's a part of when I'm having fun. When I'm on Twitter, and I'm going to say, something like oh i have a good something you know and then throwing in the word nigger just spices things up man and uh it's a little bit of flavor yeah yeah yeah it's a little bit of

exactly it's like salt bay with the fucking salt down it's like ah bam boom niggas gonna punch with this really nice that is that is the best point right there nigga is basically salt bay raining down on that meat dude salt that is 100% that is 100% perfect visual too that yeah man um and tell you, dude. I, look, it's one of the reasons why, uh, if you looked at my channel, one of the biggest criticisms was not criticisms of me, but one of the things that I was criticizing the most was that narrative of shaming white people. When I was thinking, I'm like, oh, they're doing what they did to niggas fucking all these ears. I was like, this ain't cool, ma. Can we just like, look, I use this as an example all the time. Uh,

I use John Stewart and Al Simmons in the comic. book world all the time where without shoving it down your fucking throw. And let let let's, I'm going to be real like Todd McFarland did a little bit was like, oh look, look at me like kind of being a little bit righteous that he's, uh, oh my, the number one comic in the world basically being like, oh, look at he, uh, spawns black. My flagship's a black. Yeah. And like he didn't do it.

He didn't overdo it. But he did a little bit kind of, because he probably was a little bit proud, you know, I can kind of I can understand that to a certain extent. But my thing is John Stewart and Spawn and Al Simmons were just dope as fuck without like being overtly shoved down the throat set. Look at these black people. Look at what we look at this is for you. This is. It was just there.

It was just a thing. And I feel like. I think even Morales is like that too. I think Miles comes from. I think Miles is a little more. He's a little more ethnically, ethnic centric. because I think of where he's from as well, too. Because, like, him being, like me, me being a black Puerto Rican man,

I know that my culture is a lot from where I'm from. Like, being in New York, what you are, that being those two races will be prominent in your life. Yeah. And I understand that. It'll constantly come up. But even him, like, that's not all about him being a black man. I respect that, too.

Like, especially John Stewart. John Stewart may be a black man, but it's not forced down our throat. He's black in his appearance, but him being black isn't his whole character, which I really respect about that. Yeah, it's just... Same thing with Storm, too. That's what I'm talking about,

these characters, these powerful characters that were created, and the point of them existing isn't just like, look at them, they're black, which, if they were created today, in today's era, that would be used

and it would annoy the fuck out of me. Now, that doesn't automatically mean, though, that they're bad characters. And this is what's happening right now. Things are being shoved on people's throat so much that people are kind of so quick to just think that this is going to be trashed automatically. And that's,

it's going too far in the other direction. Like that fucking, that dude, and I've mentioned this before, right? I've mentioned the quartering, Germany from the courting. I've mentioned it before that he's gone so far in the other direction where it's, say, I was in the genre of anti-SJWs. I was annoyed. Things calmed down.

I stopped giving a fuck. Like, really, I remember. So I just saw him post something about Batwoman, and he's been bitched about Batwoman for a long time. I saw the trailers, and my video was, I'm not going to watch this. I don't really, I'm not really a fan of CW DC shows. I've watched some of them, and they were okay. But like, at the end of the day, this isn't aimed towards me. Like, I don't watch the view.

You know what I mean? That's not my audience. That's not my shit. So why am I going to, why am I going to, why am I going to waste my time bitching about this shit? Like, I looked at it and I was like, oh, this isn't for me. It's a CW show. And then I went about my business. I'm like, why are you even-

People lament too much. Yeah, why are you pretending to give a fuck about this? You're not going to watch it. And things that I did watch and things that I did partake in, like say, I used to read so many articles on video games. Fuck, and I'm talking about Kataku, rock paper shotgun, games radar. It doesn't matter. I would always hop around because I had so much time at my old job.

And then I started noticing this shift in 2014 when I was like, what are these? They're not talking about the games anymore. They're talking about like people's identities and who's playing and this and it was weird. Like that was the shit that started to bother me. And then when certain companies made the decision to just keep it the same, they were like, we're just going to talk about games. Like we'll, we'll leave the politics and other shit to what other people have been doing, the people that are talking about politics. And I'm like, cool, that's my lane. That's my lane.

That's where I'm going to get my, that's when I get my information from. And, and just navigating through that stuff, it became pretty chill. And, like, I'm glad that this stuff calm down. And, of course, things are pretty high right now because of the election, because these old motherfuckers are, what do you think? Okay. Okay, have you been paying attention at all? Like, I don't want to get deepened apologies. I didn't watch the last debate.

I didn't get a chance to watch it. I was too fucking. I was just so fucking far gone. Let's be honest, man. Let's be honest. No one has to. Look, the elections are not going to sway anybody from who they already know they're going to vote for, right? Literally.

That's literally, like, you figure that out way beforehand. You're like, oh, I'm not going to vote. Like me, like me. I figured out eight years ago that I was not going to vote for Donald Trump. I figured out when he was running against, when he was talking about Barack Obama's, not being American citizen. I was like, oh,

I'm not going to vote for this guy. That is when I figured that out. It was like, all right, cool. When I was 18 years, when I figured I was never going to vote for this man.

And it's been the same way since. That's it. Nothing's changed. Nothing's been like, oh, shit. Well, you know,

you know, Donny T. has some pretty good ideas all of a sudden. No, I hate that guy. I fucking, I just don't like him.

That's it. You know, you know what I don't like about Donald Trump? What don't you like about me? Donald Trump is... Donald Trump is the embodiment of Manhattan. And I hate Manhattan more than I hate any part of New York. I hate Manhattan.

I hate how it's all glitz and glam and it's just fake. None of that is real. None of that. Like, that is supposed to be the New York culture. I hate you too, 20. But that's just the frosting. I hate it. And people are going to get mad.

Chris is going to hear this is going to be like, what the fuck you talk about you hate Manhattan? I love Manhattan. You suck a dick, Chris. Fuck you. I hate Manhattan. Well, it doesn't matter that Chris is going to say. Because he's fucking dead.

It doesn't matter. I fucking hate it. I hate it. I've never liked Manhattan. But that's because I'm from a different borough. I think that's what it is. It's like people that love fucking L.A., but no one from Los Angeles,

no one from L.A. County likes L.A. Everyone's like, fuck L.A. Yeah. It's that idea where like everyone is like, this is the glitz in a beautiful part of it. And this is what you're seeing. And then you get there. And everyone's like, yeah, fuck this.

This is the worst part. Like, I don't like it. I hate L. I could agree with that. I'm not even a California native. And I think L. sucks dick I fucking

that makes it even to me it's like you that's what it is astonishing to me when people like L.A. Or when people make the conscious

decision to move there it blows my fucking mind I was like dude in what where you came from wherever you

whatever city or wherever country came from do you ever fucking there's always a downtown or that one big city

do you want live there? Like, why the fuck would you move over here into that? Like, it's so crazy. It's such dick, bro. It's crazy to me. Fucking dick, a dog.

Every time I go there, I go to LA for events and then before the event is over, I want to leave. I'm like, fuck, I don't want to be here no more. I fucking hate it. It's gross. It's got to the point that I want to, it's got to the point where I don't want to live in. Well, also, I lived in Glendale, California first.

Yeah. Glendale sucks mad dick. It's the worst. But, But, L.A. L.A. is really terrible. And it's gotten to the point that I just don't want to live in California anymore. I just don't want to live in the state anymore.

I have to because I have to start nursing in fall. So I have to be here to do my nursing program. But like as soon as I'm done with that, I'm taking my girlfriend and we're moving. We're fucking going somewhere else. I can be a social media person anywhere I go. I can stream anywhere I go. I can fucking make YouTube videos anywhere I go. And then I can be a nurse literally anywhere on this plan.

and get paid pretty good money relative to everybody else in the area. So I'm just going to get the fuck out of you. I'm going to high tail it. I hate this place. I understand, man. I understand that's, you know, when we were originally talking about what the plans were before COVID, if we were going to do the podcast in person, that was really the only thing that was going to keep me in California. because I had already had my, because like I'm here smack dab in the middle of L.A.

And it's, I can't even tell you, I've been here for just about a year. And I can tell you like how horrible it's been to my, my mental and physical health. It's just being here is, and one thing that makes me the maddest is the homeless people, they get mad at you if you don't give them money.

Like they're, they get mad. Like, and I'm like, what the fuck is wrong? You know, I lived in a lot of different places, and usually if you don't get them something, you're just like, okay, God bless, and then you feel bad. But these people, like, they're so insane and savage that they'll just fucking, like, they'll scoff at you. Like, how dare you not fucking help me?

And I'm like, dude, there's a food bank down the street. Go down the street. There's a food bank. Like, my, fuck, I've seen. It's insane. It's crazy. But anyway, anyway, yeah, I don't, I don't want to be here anymore. I don't be here anymore.

I've had options to or where I thought about it. At least thought about where I'm going to go. And that's still very soon I've got to make the decision on where I'm going to end up. Because just like you, I don't necessarily need to be in Cali, especially if we're going to continue doing the snark tank online, like doing it the way we are. And eventually, we've been talking about this for a while. but I feel like we're going to have to reanimate Chris, right? We're going to have to, and then we're going to have to like, we're going to have to slap them up a little bit because some of the stuff that we need to get done on this podcast,

it's like, it's things that, you know, Chris is the conductor. And so we kind of have to slap them up a little bit because we've been talking about doing video format for, I don't know how many episodes, like how many times we've mentioned it. Yeah, well, video format is going to be tough. for me too because I um as you guys know I recently got a computer and uh my computer had some sort of hardware malfunction so I had to send it back in so video is going to be a little bit for me until my um my good old computer gets back and I'm like right now I'm recording on my laptop and my laptop is the most unresponsive pieces like I've literally this computer has been it's been around

for four years I appreciate it but I really just want to put my fist through it man I fucking hate it doesn't listen it takes forever to load it's just a It's just a piece of shit. It's a piece of shit I hate it so much. I feel you, man. But obviously, to me, it's one of those things where we've waited this long. We can definitely wait longer. You know what I mean?

We can definitely... We can do a little longer. Bear with us, guys. We're gonna get you guys some nice and spicy. Just you wait. I promise. I promise. I want to get like dope cameras, bro.

I want to get like dope cameras that like make us look pretty. Like, I don't want that fucking fuzzy shit. Like, you see all those, uh, those logitech webcams? Fuck that shit. Like, like, not like, Moist Criticles camera where he looks like a fucking, he looks like a fucking water painting. I want something fucking nice.

I want something fucking pretty. And yeah, the motherfucker. What is with that? What is with all these people that have like all the money? And they can't, they can invest. I hate it so much.

Bro, invest a little bit. Like, give back to the people that have given you all of this fucking money. Like, they're watching your shit and you're profiting off of it and you can't just spend a fraction of that money to just give them some clarity. I hate it

It makes me so mad Seeing that shit makes me so Fucking angry Because he's funny He's a really funny guy I think critical is hilarious But like god damn Get a better fucking camera dude

Just upgrade a little bit man Get an HD camera Please Please get an HD camera dude You get you have enough money You're not poor You're not poor You are fucking

You are fucking algorithm right now And I'm proud of you That you're doing that Just get a fucking good camera please for me please everyone all you all you big creators because there's there there's a long list

that can be dropped on that shit like my boy uh Mutahar fucking from some ordinary gamers he's another one god damn he's another one that like I love that dude but I get mad when I watch his shit because it's just like I'm like come on come on dude it's not

like let's be real come on man it's not going to hurt your it's not going to hurt your pocketbook Like you're going to be okay. I would, I actually, when this podcast that I watch, your mom's house, they just recently upgraded their cameras. And I was like, holy shit, like they look so good. And then I was thinking to myself, I'm like, oh, I wonder, I wonder what specs they have

and if I can fit it into my budget. Because I've been using the same DSLR camera to record everything for three years. And I thought, that's a long time to not upgrade my equipment. and I like recording a lot darker now and it's not I don't have the best equipment for it to capture it exactly how I would like it to where it looks beautiful even in the darkness

with not a lot of video noise and so I thought like well let me upgrade my shit so I'm looking into that and then I thought like yeah we're eventually we're going to get a video camera for a for the snarguer we can get all that shit figured out

we're going to look pretty and then once we look pretty we go even harder in the paint talking shit on people we talk to him absolutely because I'm fucking cute and I gotta use the fact that I'm cute along with my fucking voice to hurt people's feelings fuck everybody that's not me

we need the world to see this diversity and we need a fucking exactly we need to paint Chris Browner though we need to really show that he's fucking like some sort of uh that he's Puerto Rican because people just you can't look at Chris and then just know they's Puerto Rican right

we gotta I can I can because I am also Puerto Rican, but like, I think that's the only reason why. But I feel like people can't look at me until I'm Hispanic. If I have my face shirt, people are like, oh, you got some weird facial hair on you. We're talking with that. I mean, there's like a regular black man. People are going to, right. People are going to make those type of like.

But you can also like say, there's, like say, for example, there's some, there's a fighter. There's, um, Euro Romero. Romero. He's a Cuban. And you would just think, if you just glanced at him at first, you probably think, oh, it's a black guy. But, you know, he's, uh, he's Cuban. And so like, to me, it's a woman. it's like I can totally understand where it's like there's a lot of, what do you call it,

the southeastern island niggas? I can't even, wait, Caribbean, thank you. Caribbean, this is fucking southeast island niggas. I hate you. I hate you. I can't stand. I can't believe you called every group there, southeastern island niggas. I hate you, God.

I couldn't think of the word. I can think of the word Caribbean. That is such a disrespect. full fucking statement. Can I have every Caribbean that listens to this? Just, just comment why, Derek? Just why?

I couldn't think of the word and I didn't want to start. I don't want there to be any cuts in this podcast. I was like, you know what, dude? I just want to just fucking line it up. I want to clean up the audio, fucking slap it together and post it so the motherfuckers can get this shit quick. And I was just like, I was trying to be on my toes. And that was the quickest thing I could think of.

man, I'll go with it, man. Most of us are niggas anyway, though. I mean, you all got a little nigger in you. You all got a little nigger in us. You know, how do you feel about people, usually British people that pronounce it Caribbean? How do you feel about that? Caribbean? I don't, look, bro, we can go on a whole rant about British people like we do every time, right?

British people are just silly fucking Americans that talk like they're stupid. They're fucking, there's, brain is a. I'm about to say this. Holy shit. Let me take a moment to gather myself. He's about to say I'm super fucking ignorant. Do it. All right?

British people are just a bunch of Americans with fucking speech impediments, all right? They need to fix themselves up. They need to speak like we do, all right? Because I'm sick of fucking hearing. Let me get got to water face. It's like, no, it's fucking water, you dumb, daft a bitch. What? Except for black British people.

black British folk are actually cool as fuck. All right. They're the coolest people on the planet. Don't you, but don't, doesn't it? They are, bro. Doesn't that make you mad though that they're butchering hip hop though? Oh, the hip hop is doesn't exist, bro.

That's it's garbage. It's so fucking dog. Every. I saw a meme where it was like a British rapper's a gathering and it's a bunch of dancing trash kids and I was like, fucking shit. Yeah, I saw that. I saw that.

There's only one British artist I know that's actually Well, no, I know African, I know like an Afro-Irish Like girl who's like, she's got a pretty fucking hard song. But, um, you know who Stormies is? Stormies? Yeah. That sounds very familiar, but I'm not.

He's an Afro-British singer and he's fucking, he's good. He's pretty good. But like, I can't. They just sound fucking. silly, bro. They sound like fucking, they sound like hip hop hairy British nursery rhymes, bro. I can't fucking deal with them. It's just hard because it doesn't, it's such a proper like dialect, a lot of them where it doesn't, it just doesn't mesh very well. It just doesn't mesh well. Like when you're trying to, when you're trying to rhyme and you're trying to sound hard,

I mean, it just kind of like, and of course, I'm sure a lot of, they would be very angry hearing the shit, but I mean, it's just, um, I actually, no, I don't hate all of it because I, for a while I was kind of, and I'm sure you would hate that. I'm sure you would hate this. Don't say it. No, I was just going to say that like there's a group called foreign beggars that you would probably hate so much because it's, uh, it's just one dude, uh, that's basically raps like KSI and then, uh, which it is. Oh, God. And then, oh my God, don't get me started on KSI, bro. Don't get me started on Cassi If Cassi respected himself as a black man,

he'd stop rapping, bro. If he had any respect for himself as a black man, knowing that that is a part of his culture, he would stop what he's doing. He made a song with Little Pump. I can't stand that nigga. I can't.

I can't do it, man. Nigga gang, nigga gang, nigga gang, I mean, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, something, cooking, propane. I fucked a nigger and forgotten his name. I don't remember this fuck. I hope low pump for

I hope I hope low pump falls asleep at the wheel, man. I hate that guy. I fucking hate him. I fucking hate him, dog. God, man. I just can't deal with it. I can't deal with like

hip hop isn't a joke to me. That's the thing. It's not a joke. It's not a game. It's my culture. That is a part of hip-pop. Let me tell you what my culture

and this stuff. Hip-pop, comic books, New York, and fucking fantasy-slash anime shit. That is all

I am as a person really. That's it. And when someone disrespects one of those things, like anime, you can shit

on anime all you want. Anime is cringe and if people I like anime are usually fucking bastards. But, yeah. But like,

Like those other things, man, you can't, you can't fuck with hip hop. You know, like out of all of them, I really get mad about hip hop. And like when people fucking just make bad statements, like for me, like how'd I explain it? When you, when you go into that field and you've so vehemently disrespect it, you deserve nothing but the wrath of God. You deserve absolute punishment. Look, I get it. I do get what you're saying. There's a lot of, there's examples and a lot of mediums and things that are very cultural movements.

And there's gross offenders within them. I totally get it. It's like, it's like I'm being a, like, imagine I'm a Japanese man, right? Yeah. And these bastards come into the hentai field and they just produce the worst shit. The most terrible hentai. What the fuck, bro? You know what this means to me?

You know what this means to me? This might be a fucking pastime. You're just part of my life, bro. Oh, my God. These tentacles don't even look real. What the fuck is wrong with you? Oh, my God. I don't.

I mean, look, I, dude, I don't even, I don't understand, I'm going to be real. I don't understand hentai. I'm just to be honest. Me neither. Me neither. But we're, we're, we're, how do I say it? how do I say?

Oh, this is going to transfer it to my other thing. We, we, we enjoy regular vagina. So that's why, um, yeah,

we, we're not a fan of. I, well, yeah, I am not really sexually attracted to any female, an animated female. There's like maybe four.

There's like, maybe four that I'm like, oh, that, that's a hot girl. Like, for me, it's,

it's Carol dammed as Marvel, because, you know, she's a bad bitch. There's Storm. There's 90s rogue. And then there's, um,

yeah. Those... Gamora. But as Zoe Zodana. Yeah. That's it. But yeah, if they, if they have like very human features, then I can, my mind can kind of like, be like, oh, what up?

You know what I'm saying? Like, say when you talk about, yeah, Rogue was my, God damn, Rogue was my shit. The X-Men anime series, like, holy shit. Oh, my God. She was cheeked up for no reason, though. You ever see that? You ever see that, you remember that fucking iconic scene where she's laying in front of it? of Apocalypse and her ass has no reason being like a third of the screen.

It's just so. Dog. An apocalypse. That scene is iconic. I just feel like I was like, dude, his eyes like are probably like just somehow he has some type of power where you can see through her and see that like them cheeks. And he's just like, wait, what was I doing again? Like he just forgets that he was about to kill you? I don't know.

I'm confused. Yeah, that's enough cheek to really just stop you in your tracks. You're like, okay, dude, I don't even care about what was about to happen anymore. I don't care about scrubbing humans. I don't even care about my zealotry, bro. Like, you want to, you want to get down, want to, want to hang out? I wonder if there's any. Honestly, pussy could do that, dude.

Pussy could do that. It very much can. I have for sure have been mid-thought and have seen lovely parts on. a woman and forgot everything. My mind was like wiped clean. Like say receiving like a nude you weren't expecting. And then I was deep and thought about something or a conversation was happening. And then my mind is just like, oh, I don't even know what I was.

This is, this is it. Michael Jackson, this is it. This is all I give a fuck about now. And that's honestly, to be real, I didn't really get nudes that often, man. I never really got nudes that often because like, I think I told the story before, but one time, a girl talked to sending her a picture of my dick, and she put it all over, like, fucking photo bucket. So, like, I just, like, that moment, I was like, I'm not really into this whole entire thing. Like, I don't want to, I don't want to ask anybody for this because I know what the pain is like, and I don't want to send it because I know what the pain is like.

So, like, I just don't want, I don't really want to do this anymore. Yeah. So I never really got nudes that often. It's, I'm just like, I don't know. I've definitely, like. I understand. I definitely, like, I've seen girls that are, like, so beautiful. I'm like, wow, this girl is really, really, really attractive.

Yeah. Good for her. But also, I've been, I've been, like, enragedy for, like, so many years that, like, the only girl I really think is beautiful is my girlfriend now. I mean, that's kind of gay to say. That's fucking stupid. Shut the fuck up. That's not even.

The only girl I think, like, the only girl I think, like, oh, this girl is the only girl that I think is like, oh, my God, I can make me lose my, like, lose my brother. It's my girlfriend. Okay. No, that makes, like, that, I understand that. But, like, your original statement was, like, the only girl that's beautiful to you. And I'm like, okay, come on. your eyes aren't fucking broken.

The only girl I have eyes for is my girlfriend, but I can admit other girls are. Yeah, and that is, like, that is 100% fine to say. Like, I have no problem with somebody saying that, oh, like, I, my girlfriend is the only girl that makes me feel this way. But, you know, if I see, it's like you can be in a mature relationship, be mature adults and admit that, say, for example, celebrities, oh, she's gorgeous. he's gorgeous it's like we talk about Henry Cavill or whoever fuck he's different he's different from other other people though oh he definitely he's not the same grade

as them he's he's he's different yeah he's made out of not he's not even I don't think he's carbon dude I think there's he's made out of something that's just beauty he's made out of perfected diamond bro he's diamond alloy he is chisled and the most like I just

let's stop before I pop one right now isn't it crazy though when you see some people that are so fucking like pretty you're like it's almost upsetting that like someone was forged like just normally they didn't

they just they're just exist and I'm like dude what the like it's almost like it's almost like in a front like fuck you dude I saw you know what's up what's up I could say your point I have something as ridiculous I'm gonna say I was there's a

I'll just say it real quick there's this guitarist I don't even know his name probably because I hate him this much. But he has a song called Passion Flower. And every once in a while I come across it because it's on my like yearly review Facebook thing. Like, oh, this year you fucking posted this or whatever. And this is dude that is playing, singing, like he's playing the guitar.

He's, you know, he's doing the beats on it too. And then he's playing. He's down-tuning it to hit like a certain note. he's doing all this shit and it's beautiful it's so good that it pisses me off it's one of those things where it's like fuck you dude like at this point you could have had another you could have had another person handle one of the other things like you could have had one person handle the the beat but he's like no i'm just going to do it all myself it just pisses me out because it's that good he's that talented and i feel the same way about like well maybe not henry cowell because he just

like i he said he's the one dude that we we we'd bang but But I would say most other insanely gorgeous people, you kind of just like, fuck you, man. Like, fuck you. You shouldn't. This shouldn't be. Like, you shouldn't, you should probably. You know, you know. What's up?

So, so we were talking about, as soon as you were talking about how people were just naturally born, my brain went to CRISPR technology. And I was just like, yo, when you look at like some celebrities kids, like, let's say like LeBron James, his son, brawny. His son, Brony is like six foot two. And he's like 15 years old. I don't even think he's 15. Oh, yeah, he is 15 now probably right. Yeah. He's like 15 years old.

I do not believe that his son was born through natural means. I think that they definitely got like prototype crisper technology and made his son. Like, because his wife is not that tall. He could have very likely had a small kid, you know? Yeah. But the fact that all his kids like all his kids are tall, except for his daughter is not very tall. And it's like, are you serious, bro?

Like nah bro You fucking you fucking engineered your fucking child bro There's no damn well You fucking you fucking lab Fucking test tube babyed your fucking kid out to be fucking tall Don't lie to me bitch I mean look It's it is absolutely possible since he has the

The resources to do so But at a certain point When people like LeBron Were just Biolida Wow but not by Biologic Biologically engineered, Jesus Christ.

Oh, geez, I just have the biggest brain fart. God damn. But yeah, biologically engineered. Like, he was just natural. I feel like his sperm is just inevitable. Like, at this point. And I feel like also, you know, how why, like, say, black people are usually so dominant is because that was, they're basically, China is now taking a blueprint of what was what happened to our ancestors. Where over here it was like, yo, that's strong, you're fucking tall, you're this.

You guys fuck, we want strong-ass motherfuckers, right? They were doing shit like that. And now that's how. Oh, they are doing this like the breeding thing. I heard about that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's what like, say, China, like, Yao Ming or Ming Yao, that's, he's a product of that. That's why he's so goddamn tall.

And it's totally possible that LeBron just went like put some of this stuff in my jizz or whatever, however it works. Or he just, his genetics are so. dominant that it's like inevitable for his offspring to be fucking giants and uh you know it's crazy i was looking at a dulf lungren's family uh you know drago and uh like he he has some his some of his like i remember one of his brothers was like even taller than him and i was looking at his family that's insane oh my they're fucking trees they're just there's tree people it's such a weird it's such a weird thing to see and uh and i'm the example of uh like say well It's really my I didn't have a fighting chance probably because of my mom

But like say my mom's family they're all above six feet My mom's pretty short so she got the short into the stick and then I look like my mom So I basically I inherited my mom's genetics and that's why I'm fucking short but I'm I'm a middle ground because my mom was like 510 yeah and my dad is like six six So I was like me being like six two is like a very middling ground. Yeah, there you go. You know what I learned? I don't remember if we mentioned it on the podcast, but

somewhere talking about it because for some reason I always thought 510 was the average male height in America. And then... That's not. It's like 5'8. It's actually, it actually said 5 fucking 6, and I'm like, bullshit. I want to look it up. I'm going to look it up again.

I'm going to put average average, oh my God, I can't even spell right now. Average male height in U.S. I like how it's like the fifth or six thing down. Like people look it up. Yeah, it says fucking five, six. And to me, and I was just like, I'm fucking average height, son.

That's weird. Like, probably not world. Obviously, not worldwide. I wonder what it is worldwide, though. But in the U.S., I'm average high, which I never considered that. I'm just like, oh, I'm short, whatever. I actually didn't even think about me being short until I started getting a larger presence on the internet and realizing like how many people actually focused on height. Because I never really did.

And I don't think, I don't think people that aren't tall ever do. You know what I'm saying? Like, because you don't have any reason. You don't have any reason to focus on it. It's just you just are. And, yeah, so let's see what the world is. Dog, it's, no, it's global. So average male height for males is five, six period.

No, no, it's, see, globally, it's a, when I put in in the world, it says 510. 510. Yeah, I believe that. You know why I believe that'd be true? Worldwide? You know why I believe that to be true? When, uh, I had a, I had a layover in London.

So I told people, this was in 2017, I was flying back home. And I told people like, hey, guys, if you want to meet up at like a pub and Heathrow, like, what's all meet up? And, like, I think like 12 or 15 people showed up. It was fucking, it was mind-blowing because my YouTube was barely taken off. And, like, more than 10 people showed up. And everyone, including the women, were taller than me. I was like, where were you? Were you in Europe?

Yeah, yeah, I was at London. I was in London. And I was like, I was like, what the fuck? I was even the women were taller than me. I was like, what the fuck? Everyone's just taller over here. I was just like, looking at people walking around. I was like, dude, everyone's just taller.

Like, it's just they average height taller. And then, of course, being in the U.S., I guess what you have Hispanics, a lot of Hispanics. And Hispanics are historically aren't very tall. And Native Americans as well. So I think that's what averages out. and why it's 5, 6 over here. And then worldwide, you have giants all over. So then 510 is seems like an average to me.

But I'm going to pull up that picture. I'll probably put it in like the notes or something where you can just see me in like the middle and everyone is taller than me. It's just like. That's crazy because I make fun of my girlfriend for being short every fucking day. She's like 5.2 and a half or something like that. And I call her short every fucking day because she's a midget. You've seen her compared to me. I'm actually a foot taller than my girlfriend.

Yeah. Yeah. You definitely. And it's got to hurt your neck, right? You're fucking like trying to bend down, like hugger, kiss her or whatever. I just put my, I put my head on my arm or her head and I just like use those like a little rest. Or do you like? That's, yeah, that's nice.

Yeah. But what you call it? Yeah, apparently she's above average height. So look at that. Lily, when you look at this, you're going to be like, oh, I'm above average height. You should feel good about yourself. You can feel better. These averages can make you feel better.

And here's the thing, though, and this is probably the biggest reason why I never considered a hype being like a thing. Because, you know, there's some dudes out there that are like, oh, what a manlet, oh, this, that. They view it as negative. And I guess the reason why I never viewed it as negative, because I've been in the combat sports as long as I can remember. And the badest dude on the planet, the dude that I wanted to emulate when I was growing up, or at least as far as fighting goes, not like as a character, but Mike Tyson. Mike Tyson's like 5-9 Yeah And then

He's not very tall Floyd Mayweather came around Yeah for heavy weight He's fucking tiny And uh Floyd Mayweather One of the best defensive boxers Or the best defensive box in the world

Is 58 I'd say the best I would go as far as say The best defense box in the road For sure for sure He's so good at like Just not He's so good at rolling off hits man

It's wild It's so wild They're just watching him box It's like shit dude Yeah Like his fights may be boring To the like To the person

That doesn't really like Like, watch, like, if you watch, if you watch 90s, 80s boxing, boxing now is boring. Yes. No matter what. It's always going to be boring because there weren't animals that were walking into the ring trying to level each other. People are playing for, now they're doing it for money, which, like,

I'm not saying it's not about the sport anymore, but the price is heavier now. Like, it's more price to it. Yeah. Than it was back then. Back then, it was like, I'm getting in the ring and I'm going to try to break your fucking face. Like watching like Roy Jones Sr. Fucking Tyson,

freaking Holyfield. Like they were monsters. They were like terrifying people. Like they would try to kill each other. It's very, it's a very different. People have smartened up as well. So they are trying to be a lot more elusive so they can box longer.

Yeah, because they're not going blow for blowing anymore. It's crazy. It's smarter. And like the, it's like say even in the UFC, for example. The most dominant champion who actually just retired, Khabibib

Nirmagamatov. He almost never, he lost technically everybody says he lost one round in his entire 29 and O career. The thing is he would wrestle people and then he would ground and pound and submit them and to the casual

fan they think like, oh this shit's boring. He's just humping them. You know, he's just, he's just humping them. And that's how it is kind of I feel like how if you're casual, if you're casually watching something, it was kind of like say when I would casually watch people play like Diablo or or wow or dot or something you kind of see it and you're like what the fuck's that shit but then once you start understanding you're like I see what's happening this is very technical but from an outsider's perspective it can just be kind of

like trash but uh I happen I really appreciate the ground game I actually for a while I just haven't worked of the courage I was like I want to fucking take jujitsu man like I really want to take Jiu Jitsu because I just like if the ground if the if the if the if the fight if I get know a fight and if it ever goes in the ground I'm fucked like if somebody knows even yeah 85% of 85% of fight goes to yeah like people like I have been in a few quite a few fights in my life and pretty much every fight there is at least a bit of time where you're on the ground if you can get someone while they're on the ground you win that fight if you can lock up someone's arms and get at least one of your arms feet on

whale on their face, you're winning that fight. No matter how big the person is, no matter how much better that person's hands are than you, if you can lock someone's body up and get one of your freaking limbs free, you're winning that fight. You're going to punch him in the face to he fall asleep or you're going to elbow or knee him

and a part of his body to the point that he doesn't want to stand up anymore. Like you're good. 100% man. It's something that I've put off for so long. I'm not sure why I'm not sure if it's if there's a part of me that's like

there's a part of me that doesn't want to like hump dudes all day I think maybe there is a part of me that's like the learning process of being locked in because dude if somebody mounts you that's like the gayest shit it's like it's just

look bro look you could it could be gay or it could be a good time all right you gotta figure out you gotta figure out a way to trick yourself into thinking Like, oh, we're just having some good old fun right now. Nothing weird about it. The fact that his dick is hard grazing against my buttocks is nothing weird about this, all right? Dude, imagine.

What if, what if, like, somebody, like, you're doing a class, right? And then, all right, we're going to show you the fundamentals. All right, we're going to have this guy. He's going to, he's going to pass your guard and he's going to mount you. So he's on top of you and then, like, fucking your guys' dicks are rubbing together and you nut. What do you do? Oh, my God. What do you do?

You fucking just come your fucking pants, bro. And then he's just looking at you. And he's like, bro, did you just come your pants? And he's like, yeah. And he's like, dude, me too. And he comes his pants also. And you guys are both just sitting there in your fucking nut. Oh, my God.

And then from that moment on, you guys are just, you're fucking gay like you get married and shit what if that you get me like jujitsu it's so good that it turns you gay like do we just did we just crack did we just learn something did we just discover something i'm not gonna i'm not gonna say that because like i don't i don't particularly think you're turned gay but um i'm gonna say i'm gonna say whatever whatever liberal Whatever you fucking liberal. It's your choice to suck dick. Whatever liberal.

Fucking liberal. Dude, dude, I don't even know where to go with this. Okay. But let's say, let's change subjects. If I actually wanted to get back into fighting a few years ago, but I remembered how much I hate fighting people. I just, I never liked fighting people. I thought I did.

I thought I liked fighting people. Then I was like, I really don't like this. This isn't fun. but I remember that like what you call it my cousin when I was younger I took like a kickboxing class and it was really instructive because like I learned how to throw a proper kick and a proper kick is horrifying like literally like it's like not a joke if you can kick someone if you can torque your leg like torque your hips the right way and kick somebody you can break their knee you can straight up kick their knee out of place you can do some major amounts of damage your legs are comedically strong like Like, it's, we really don't understand how much practice your legs get of just supporting your weight and how strong that makes them. Oh, absolutely. But I was learned, but I was like, what you call? I learned how I learned how to throw a proper kick.

And I remember I kicked a bag the first time. This was a kick with the, what you call it, with the flat part of your leg or like the curvature that leans into where your foot is. And I remember I kicked the bag. And the force I felt, I hit the bag with. I was shocked. I was like, oh, no. I don't know if I want to do this anymore. And then we were doing another thing.

we were talking, we were learning about, um, like the punches. And we learned about like one punch where it's like you used the, um, you used like all of your front obliques to throw like the strongest possible punch. And I threw the punch and I remember my muscles were fucking like they almost tore because of how much force I put into that punch. And I was like, I don't like this. This is dangerous. I. And I never went back. I was like, I don't want to do this no more.

I don't like learning this because I don't want to. to use this in a fight and then kill somebody. And now I'm in jail for murdering somebody with a punch. Now see, the thing is when you actually become a competent and confident fighter, you get in so, like, the confrontation, you get in a conversation is so much less because you know that you could fuck somebody up so badly. You usually, your first instinct is now to just diffuse the situation because usually you're talking to a scrub and you could end them.

And so you kind of just like, oh, whatever, dude. I don't know, man. That's for, that are people that have good hearts, man. I know my cousin, my cousin himself became a fucking, what you call? I came a black boy and moitai. And he fucked people out when he was a black belt. He was like, I love it. No, because now no one can't.

He literally just got power to be able to have power. There are those people. He's one of those. There are those people that's very true. And it's like, oh, yeah, now I'm just strong. And I can prove how strong I am the people. That reminds me of what a bunch of gang members. started joining the army just so they could learn how to be deadly and they would come back home

and then they were just the shit in their gangs would kill the shit out of people that's so fucking that's just like that's like that's like getting a bunch of fucking like maniac fucking bastards and then sending them to like a dojo regular and akito all that shit and they come back and now they can fucking fight for real like now now you got to worry about these guys with fucking guns and knives and then fucking katanas bro they run up in your house of the katana and it fucking cleave you in two then they run out jump through a window throw a smoke bomb and they're fucking gone you know like what is happening what is happening to people yeah that would be dope that would be some good true crime stories though like there's like

all these these ninja massacres all over the country and shit that'll be pretty dope all over compton's a bunch of fucking feuding between the blood crips the blood and crips and you find they have a bunch of ninjas. A bunch of the bloods and crips are ninjas. And they're like, what the fuck is going on? It's like, yeah, man, I went to Japan for three years. I got my fucking, I got real balance within myself. And I started cutting these niggas and half.

And I'm just like, what the fuck? What? He has his own sword, bro. That's his weapon. Like you see gangsters walking down the street and they have swords on their fucking side. They got the three swords. They got the fucking Tonto to Wakasashi and a katana. And I'm like, what the fuck, dog?

This place is that's the most unsafe place to live in a country, dog, instantly. But it's also the coolest place because I would need to see that. I would have to be inducted. It's almost like GTA mods or something. Yeah. I'm like, I have to become part of your gang. I'm sorry. I need.

I've always wanted to go to Japan and become a samurai. But now that I know it's just in Compton, I'm here now. I'm here. I'm invested. What do you never need me to do? I'll ride. I'll sell. I'll kill.

Please. Just please teach me. Dude, no lie. No lie. If that was real, if there were dojoes in South Central L.A., I would one billion percent join without question. I would absolutely, I want to be a samurai. Who do I have to kill?

Do I have to kill somebody be initiated? I guess I'm going to have to kill somebody. I never thought about it before. I don't even care if they're innocent, bro. I don't even care. You could point somebody out on the street. It can be a kid on a playground, bro. Point them out.

I'll do what I must. Point them out, give me the fucking dullest butter knife you got and I'll go do what I got to do, all right? Oh my God. Okay. Let's let's diverge from killing kids with butter knives. Let's tackle some of these questions before we get on out of here. Gotcha, gotcha. Let's hear it.

Yeah. So you were talking a little bit earlier about your PC. and I know I had a question from this one punk. This is a question from Maximo redacted. Oh, Maximo, I know that, dude. And this says, hello, Shiddler's Dixel. Wow, Chris is right, dude, dyslexic. He's like, how come dyslexit's so hard to say?

Why would they pick that word? It is hard for me to say that. Yeah, Shidler's dyslexic list, hovering apes and auto-tune the mistakes away. Is that you? I don't know. I don't know who's who. Whatever.

It says the question, this is for you, man. It says the question is for the almighty Swinney, presuming that his PC isn't still catching fire because he decided to do a GPU driver update mid-stream like the mega-mine he is. Is that something you actually did? Yeah. Why?

I don't even understand that. Like, what did you think it was going to happen? It was quick. It was quick. It just turned off for a second, turn back on. I was like, oh, that's nice. It worked. I mean, yeah, but why you were streaming?

I didn't know what was going to update while I was streaming. I just downloaded the GPU. Then it went, it happened while I was streaming. I was like, oh, okay. All right. Well, now we're moving. We're just going forward from here. That's pretty nice.

It's really nice. All right, so it says, now that you have seen the pros and cons of owning a computer compared to console, do you feel you could start looking into customizing your hardware anytime? soon and it's a great way to learn how to do uh uh how to do wait what was i say oh it's it's there's typos okay so i was like i'm not i was like am i retarded but uh it's it's basically a great way to learn the computer how it actually works and it really lets you achieve the most performance you can uh for your money so yeah like i don't know are you going to do anything extra to it or

is it already like absolutely i'm gonna i'm going to install some more um install some more some more so I have to I have 32 gigs of RAM I think or I have 12, I have 16 gigs of RAM I'm definitely going to store like I install some more RAM and uh I'm gonna customize it somewhere I'm definitely going to get used to like being able to

open it up take it apart and put it back together that's definitely going to be something I'm going to take time to do it luckily since my girlfriend's a computer engineer she can help me oh there you go so I don't fucking just fuck my shit up and then it waste a fucking few thousand dollars so yeah definitely that's cool man Absolutely going to do that. That's definitely something that I need to get a little bit more into myself.

Because mine's, it's due for an upgrade. It's due. It's once I, because since Red Dead 2's, since they're bullshit, it's not optimized properly for you to run it at, it's hard to run it at, say, if you wanted to run it at Ultra. Or even at high, it's kind of stupid. and so it kind of like even running at high the textures at high

it kind of looks like shit so I I definitely have to like you basically you have to run at ultra and I can't run at ultra so I was like

okay I'm due for an upgrade because it looks better in my opinion on the PS4 than how I'm running it on high on my PC which is I'm like this is this is not right that should not be a thing

at all unacceptable right 100% and I thought like okay this has be something. This is an issue. They're going to fix this or whatever. But I mean, the game's been out on PC for like a year or something. So I'm like, they ain't doing shit. So it is, it is what it is, unfortunately. But, uh, all right, here's, here's, here's, who's another question?

This one's another simple one. Mr. Rogers, bodacious gams. Says, hey, y'all, Mr. Rogers, bojacious gam here at long time listener, first time patron. And question asker, for my first question, I got something real simple. What's your guys's favorite albums and why? I'd say maybe pick like your three, top three. Oh, easily. My favorite album, it's two pieces, but to pimp a butterfly and untitled, untitled unmastered by Kenzel Glamar, I think is the greatest hip-hop album ever be made. I think that album is such a beautiful exploration of the acceptance of growing and leaving where you come from, but then coming back and realize that you still have so much to learn from where you've,

you started. It's unbelievable. The album is literally a masterpiece. I don't think an album ever be better than that, like, in anything. But outside of hip-hop, I would say for for like soul music, I would say off the wall. I love

Michael Jackson's off-the-wall album. I fucking think it's just a fucking thwack of an album. So we're just... I think it's a good, talking time. We're just supporting pedophiles here.

That's how we're doing. Look, that's not. That's unproven. That's unproven. That's unproven, all right? And even if it is, even if it is, all right, even if he did do that, it's the art, not the artist I'm supporting. Hey, I'm on board. I'm on board.

I really hope he didn't do that. I don't think. Because if he did, that would hurt me. Of course. I don't think he did. After reviewing all of the shit that I've seen. Let's be quiet. Let's be quiet.

Derek, let's be, like, I don't think he did either, but I know a lot of our fans are going to be like, you don't think Michael did. You got, it's because you're black and you want to support your black friend, all right? Because you're a black and you want to support a black man, all right? Don't you fucking, don't you fucking tell me, don't you see all the fucking proof?

They knew what his dick looked like. It's like, well, I know what his dick looks like, bro. Like, what do you mean? Like, I've never seen him, man. I'll dismiss that theory right now, though, about, oh, you're just black. You want, dude, R. Kelly definitely did it. Arkellie is absolutely a deviant.

Look, I'll, look, I'll dismiss it even more. OJ absolutely did it. I mean, I mean, come on. Like at this point. OJ did it. OJ, look, look, OJ did it. But like, he did it. So we were all like, yo, he actually did it.

And he got away with it. What? That shit. Dude, that shit is. And the hood, and the hood gave him praise for it, bro. Dude, because it was. The hood gave him. him praise because of what he did

that was legendary bro because it was retaliation for for the system because the system with Rodney King it was such a miscarriage of justice this was just ultimate fucking like payback to an obvious

obvious killer obvious blood every like a dude obvious like there's and then and then look here's the one thing though maybe he could have done something better after knowing that he got away for free. He's just like still fucking just wilding and then and then also what was it?

That book that they tried. He stole the shit back. They tried. Oh yeah. But before that, the book that they were trying to put out there where it says if I did it. But in the smallest print within the I and the letter I like, you know, if I did it is the word if. The word if is inside the letter I so you can barely see it. So it just says, I did it in big bold letters.

Like, they tried to sell a book like that. And I think the family, like, blocked it or something. And I was just like, this motherfucker is, like, like, you're such. He was high on power, bro. He was high on power. Because he got. Yo, look, I don't condone that. I don't condone that he did it, bro.

That's fucked up. He killed a woman. But at the same time. He killed the dude, too. He almost cut his head off. Yeah, look, look, look, look, all right, he did that, all right? But, but think of just, just put yourself in these shoes for a second. All right, I'm listening.

A black man in the 90s, bro, for about over, about two centuries, dog, looking at a white woman. Got you killed, man. Got you fucking ostracized. This nigger killed his white wife, bro. and he got away Scott fucking free. That shit is unbelievable. Like literally, I just can't believe that he got away Scott free on some bullshit, dog.

A fucking glove, my nigga. A glove, bro. I was like, yo, OJ's kind of a goat, but also fuck this guy. Yo, it's pretty, it's incredible. It really is. You got to admit that there is only. only so many people with a circumstance like that, or actually, I can't even say so many. I can say there's nobody else.

There is no other circumstances like that. It's only him. That brazen. Like there is no, like that is so, that is the most brazen murder ever. And it'll never happen again. Because it just, at this point, at this level, the world would collapse if there was a profile that big. and then just we're just and you let somebody go like things would fucking there would be a huge war like something would happen and uh he's he he he did it you know i can't it's dog that

would be some shit that would come up in my house and we would all be like y'all know he did it right and we were all like yeah he did it no my whole house everyone dude my grandma my niece who was like the last time we talked about that she was like 12 bro she was like like, yeah, he definitely did it. My niece. She was like, yeah, he definitely did that, dog. It's hilarious. Juice, man. Fucking juice.

Naked gun, like, what's up, dude? Oh, J. Bro. OJ. O.J. Orthol James, bro. Follow that dude on fucking Twitter. It's, uh, it's refreshing, bro. It's, it's like a glass of orange juice, honestly. It is.

Nice pun, man. That's a good one. That's a good one. All right. Let's see what else we got on here. here for these people. Actually, I'm going to read this because it's not a question, but I thought this was interesting because I just got, let me read this first, decrepit Dan says, we'd love to

see you guys have Count Dankula on the show, Cheers. And the only reason I wanted to respond to this is because I thought it was really interesting. As I was reading this when I was looking at the questions, Count Dacula's wife, she's Sue Hulk on on Twitter replied to me with something. I thought that was a weird like coincidence and I'm like,

what the fuck? Sue is a sweetheart dog. She's so fucking nice. She's so great. And this is something that when we're like fully established when the ball's 100% rolling we got our cameras,

we got everything is set up perfectly. Then we can start having guest on. Like we had shoe on that one time. That was awesome. And then we have other people, right, that we wanted to have in mind. But yeah, I would love to have,

Count Danko on because I love his story. Just the wild bullshit that he got into. It had no business getting as big as it did with his whole Nazi pug thing. No business, bro. Like it's something that was so silly, such a one-off,

really, honestly, a milk toast joke. Like, it's just like, oh, it's a chuckle. You're like, oh, that's cute. And then that's it. And the fact that it got so high to the biggest courts in fucking the UK were I couldn't believe and that's something that like I actually

would love to talk and like pick his brain about everything because I've only like just seen things here and there but it's just like take me to the timeline like what the fuck was that dude like how the and how it completely like I think it really transformed his life

because he's essentially like a celebrity now he's he's talked to he's had a Ricky Jervais like defending him and stuff like that I love that motherfucker That's insane, dog. Like, imagine that. That'd be like... That's a glow-up.

It really is. And, yeah, so I really like Count Dankula. It's... And, um, and that was just a wild ride. And I, there's probably going to be internet historians. They're going to be documenting all that bullshit, like, you know, years later. Just like, remember that shit? Remember that thing that, like, in any other time in history, people would just chuckle and

then forget about it forever? Like, like a joke of that. A joke that mild? Like, it's not even a joke to, like, you wouldn't be able to, like, take it on the road with stand up. You know what I'm saying? Like, oh, I made my dog do this. And then people be like, okay, I get it.

Yeah, that was cute, I guess. Like, that's honestly something that could have been on America's funny film videos. Yeah, dude. Like, it's literally that, like, that, like much of a joke. But, like, now he's like a fucking, he's a pretty big YouTuber. He's grown quite a bit. He has a good fan base, dude. Yeah.

Good for him, man. Good, congrats count. Really? That's the way to like, that's the ultimate silver lining, man, to take that terrible situation and then to fucking just use it to your good. And now he's, he's killing it. Because you could be, there's YouTubers that found fame through negative situations. And then they used it in such shitty ways. And then they blew up.

They imploded essentially. There's people that imploded. Yeah, definitely. I don't have to mention them. I was going to go into it, but I was like, I don't want to even give anybody. Yeah, fuck those. Yeah, fuck those dumbass idiots that fucking, fucking, a lot of YouTubers, so fucking shit.

Let's see what else we got in here. We have a lot. We actually have a lot of questions. So we can blaze through just a few more of them, and then we'll end this thing right here. Well, this is the- Gotcha, gotcha, got to. Oh, wait, this one, actually, I'm going to save this one for when Chris is back, because it's specifically about destiny.

And I don't, I haven't jumped on. Destiny yet and it was actually interesting Some gotta hurry up. Yeah. Hey I'll do Destiny when you fucking do Mass Effect man. Okay, that's gonna have to happen. I got the game pass and everything so I'm definitely gonna scoop that up on the game pass and play it. Yeah,

when uh, yeah, just wait because I, they leaked the master, the remastered is coming. Um, they leaked it. Now there isn't anything. There's been no official release that. Oh, it's coming, but there was like pre-order shit that was leaked. So, it's definitely a thing that's happening and we'll probably either it's going to drop like spontaneously or we'll probably hear

about it on in 70s so November 7th uh biowary usually does something for mass effect so we'll probably hear about it then which isn't that far away okay dude we're gonna fucking i wonder if we're gonna know who won the fucking presidency at that time because since everything's a little different with like millions and stuff he's usually we know by the end of the night but like i wonder if we're gonna know i don't even ah man let's just yeah i'm just i'm just what Because I was just like, oh, by that time, that shit will be over with, and that's going to be awesome. But I'm, but I was thinking, like, is it going to be? That sounds, that sounds, I know.

Sorry. I'm sorry for bringing that up. That's fucking, uh, politics. Yeah, it's pretty gross. You know, I apologize for even, even mentioning anything, even remotely about it. But, hey, like, I'm pretty soon, pretty, I think probably, I would say up to like, maybe, after the first quarter of next year like my main channel

it might be nuked man like I might fucking just just like well not I won't I'm not gonna do anything with it but I just just full sale wholesale wholesale abandon it and just go for it man

yeah I have a I have a couple of sponsored obligations that I'm probably gonna finish up and then fuck around whatever oh and this is actually something I wanted to bring up on the podcast because I didn't even talk to you

about it before but I was thinking about what the fuck should I do with that channel because I did have a solo podcast for a while but I wanted to do it because I was like you know at the end of the day it's fun but I would rather riff and talk just about whatever

and just turn it into just whatever and I was coming up with ideas because when I originally approached you about like doing a podcast whenever it was before it was snark tank because then it turned into like oh like let's just continue the snark tank and like make it us but before all I was like yo let's do something and I just want to see if you're open to the idea of later on when we when all of our schedules are set we figure all the shit out of maybe doing

a side podcast where it's just there is zero preparation it is just one hour of pure shit talking and oh absolutely absolutely no no say say say fewer words it's just an hour of us bullshitting and saying whatever the fuck we want absolutely i would i would love that i want i want just one time one time for me to go on internet and say exactly as fucked up shit as i can just one time and just just see where it goes like if people love it or not because I feel like I feel like it could either go really good or like whatever career I have in it would be fucking extinguished

that would be it they'd be like we can't have this guy on here no more he's he called everyone the worst things dude yeah see that's that's that's that's exactly what I'm talking about and um I was brainstorming some names before I even brought it because I just brought to your Tintraina all right I was brainstorming some names I'm like oh what the fuck can I call it.

One thing was just, I was like, okay, I don't want to, because since it's just going to be random chaos, essentially, first Dark Tank was brought to the name, but I was like, I don't want to tarnish the Snark Tank brand, right? Oh, absolutely, no, don't snorke tank, maybe. It could be, it could be. I thought, so I want people to throw out some suggestions of what podcast, but the best name I came up so far,

and I checked to see if there's already a podcast called this, but no. I thought of calling it just black exploitation. Oh, my God. Or black exploration. Blacks, that might be good. Black exploration. Black exploration. That's pretty good.

That's not bad at all, actually. Or black to the future? No, because that's, I mean, that's already a fucking, I think that's already actually a movie. Really black to the future? I think Black to the future is an actual fucking, uh, fucking, uh, a black exploitation. I could be wrong. I'm probably wrong.

Oh my God. That's so fucking distaste. We gotta see. Oh my God. I'm gonna see. I literally said it was funny to me until I realized what I was saying. And I'm like, that's not funny.

I shouldn't be saying that. Okay. So it's not, it says black to the future is a 2009 television mini series that originally aired on VH1 from February. Huh. The show talks about the history of events and trends of African America. Oh, I see.

Okay. So it's not an actual black exploitation, but it's just a, a mini series. like a, what do you call it a docu series? Oh man, that's lame. Fuck. Fuck history, bro.

We're trying to do ignorant shit with our friends. I mean, we literally could call it Black to the Future. Because it's not like that was just some stupid webisode or some thing. It's not like an actual podcast brand or anything like that. I'm down. Because I thought basically that I was looking for something to give. I don't want to do I pretty much for the most part

four years I had a good run with my main channel and then I was also having a lot of problems with the algorithm and recently and it was I felt like I was finally validated because it happened to PewDiePie

and it wasn't on purpose but it proves that there is an issue with YouTube that one of their biggest YouTubers PewDiePie is a partner with YouTube gaming they would have zero reason to shadow ban him but like say his shit was like hey why do I have 60,000 views on PewDiePie and then if you searched up his videos

in the search engine they weren't showing up like videos of PewDiePie were showing up but not his channel and then the YouTube staffers or whatever the people engineers are like working on it we're figuring out whatever's happening and this is stuff that a lot of people including myself have complained about we were like yo

what's happening my channel how come nobody's seeing my shit I'm not up and recommended I'm actually not in people's subscription boxes Like there's a huge fucking problem People aren't getting my notification So on and so forth And so I felt validated that Or vindicated that I was like

Okay see I knew this was happening But I also would tell people That I think this is just a bug I don't think I'm being targeted Like YouTube don't give a fuck about me YouTube don't give And then obviously they wouldn't target PewDiePie

Because he's a partner So it's something within their system That I feel like they can't control Because they can't shut down YouTube You can't shut down YouTube and just scrub all of their bad code and all the stuff. It's too big. It's always running. So my point being is that's been a really frustrating thing for me with my main channel.

It makes me... Yeah, it sucks, man. Yeah. It makes me not want to be as creative because you want to put all this time and energy and creating fun shit. And then people aren't seeing it. People that are subscribed to you. They're like... That's so lame, dude.

It's so... It's been... Look, I personally... Now, I, I may not be a YouTuber. I may be a fledger YouTuber at best, but I think YouTube is doomed to fail. I think it's just, it's, I think it's on its way out the door at a pretty rapid rate, me personally. Because a lot of things have changed the whole entire, like, if I got a content creators, don't even like making content really anymore. I feel like just the, the things that are succeeding are super like not, like, not high effort.

and like people are like not trying to not trying to you know like animation isn't thriving like it should be yeah a lot of that things that people like go and they make aren't thriving like they should be like I just I think that it's what's happening is that the the um the heart of the the heart of what it used to be it's kind of just simmering out right now it's kind of becoming something very different but yeah I agree that's just from my perspective I was like I don't think YouTube's gonna be definitely the big move anymore but definitely I feel like podcasts are the way to go there are definitely Definitely the way to go now. They're definitely where the viewership and the growth is at right now.

It is. And it's something that I've been wanting a podcast for the longest time. I would say the first attempt that I ever did anything was in 2012 where I was recording on a cell phone with my friend. And then we were just riffing. And I still have those recordings. They're actually pretty funny. And then I did one where I think in 2013. I did like three episodes with my friends.

And I wish we would have stuck with that. But my friends were, you know, they're in a very different avenue where it's not like they saw the potential like me where like I, this is what I want to do. I listen to a podcast all the time at work. Like I would love to do this. And I see that people are making a good living off of this stuff. But since I was in that realm, they weren't seeing it that way. So nothing ever stuck when I tried to do things with my friends. And long story short

It's cool doing the snark tank now is fucking awesome I love doing this I love you guys It's it's always fun like the best part of my week when I get to we get to talk shit And so the main channel people behind the scenes that I talk to They've known for a while that I've just been sick of the channel I'm sick the main thing is just it really is I'm tired of people sending me messages And saying that they're getting no notifications. That's the main thing. I don't want to see that shit anymore.

It just bothers me at this point. I'm like, I know you're not getting it. Just don't remind me. But so I thought, I have two other channels I want to focus on. My music and just an apolitical one where I fuck around the Spine Ramass. So I thought with the main channel, what I'll do is just put a podcast on there. It'll still exist, but I'm going to put my energy into other things like music. And that's where I feel like that's where our podcast, our side thing could just live on that fucking channel. Like that's where... That sounds dope, man.

Yeah. And people like that shit because literally just like, I just want to, let's press record, just say what the fuck ever for an hour and then we're done with it. And then if that channel gets nuked at some, it doesn't matter. I don't think it would

be. But I'm just saying, for example, that that's the type of thing because I know you have some wild shit you want to say. I know you... Of course. Yeah, and me too. There's a lot of holding back. There's a lot of holding back because we want this.

We're trying to be lucrative. We're trying to make money. We're trying to run a business here. But that other shit, dog, that's not a business. That's just venting. That's just there. That's just me getting anger out. If people want to support it awesome.

If it gets nuked somehow, it doesn't matter. That's basically where I'm at. So that'll be fun. So yeah, I was just like, boom. I was like, I haven't even told it. I've been thinking about this for I think,

the last week or two or something. And I kept forgetting. I'm like, oh yeah, I haven't even fucking said this shit. But yeah, people, dude,

I'm, I'm so sick of that fucking channel. Like, I'm so sick of it. I just like, when something interesting comes up, I'll do like a quick little rant or, uh,

definitely we got to do one last Twitter trash in December. Oh, yeah. And then. We got to do one last Twitter trash, the, three of us. the year another yearly Twitter trash.

Yeah, yeah. The last one was in December. So it was like, yeah, we got to do we got to do another December one. And then and then we'll be, uh, we'll be fucking good to go. And then I'll feel like at peace to like whatever happens. So my main channel happens. And then, uh, I feel yeah. Yeah.

Because I, I believe, I believe in the snark tank, nigger. I believe in it. I believe in it. I believe. All right. What's up? Yeah. So what are we?

at right now? What time are we at right now? We got we got time for, I would say we got time for one more question, so that's who we got. Yeah, we're going to, let's see because let me, let me pick the best one that I can, well, this one looks pretty interesting. Again, I don't, actually, this is kind of stupid, but I'm going to go with it anyway. I want to see where, I want to see where your head's at and see if you, so it

says, this is from Nostajamas, it says greetings, uh, one paragon of big dick energy and two obviously polar opposites. Huh. Uh, I don't know who they're talking Yeah, I'm not, because who's the polar, hmm. See, sometimes sometimes when they say shit like this, like it's, I guess in his mind, it was obvious, but it's not because, I mean, like, I could, I could say I have big dick energy, but it's like, are you talking about big dig energy as in literal? Because Sweeney, you've talked about you're notoriously big dick or?

It's not notoriously big. It's just not small. It's just definitely not small. That's it. Well, I mean, if it's not average, and if it's not small and if it's not average, then I would say it's big, right? Hey, man, I have a penis. All right. That's all I got to say.

That's all I'm saying right now. Now you're being modest. Okay, dude. All right. So this is, okay, so it says, where the fuck is? Okay. A fan all the way from Croatia here. Man, we got some, we got, what are you, a Slav?

You fucking, you got some Croatians here. That's pretty cool. I always like that. Okay. You've got people listening from all the world. I wonder if he knows Miracle Crow Cop, the fucking, that MMA legend. I'm sure he does. If he's from Croatia, he has to know.

Like, they got like, probably one of the most people. Let's see, I bet you Americans don't even know where that is. I know where that is, bitch. It's by Slovenia. Shut the fuck up, dude. Anyway, my question is, would you rather give up video games or the air? And he explains it this way. So, like, if you pick video games, you shall continue to live, but you will forever need

machinery to breathe. And if you pick the air, you'll never be able to play a video game of any sort on any device ever again. Love you and keep up, keep us laughing while we wait for an impending doom. Yes, sir. We will do our best, bro. Yeah. Okay.

So, uh, uh, uh, uh, it's a little tough in it. I would say, I would say I would give up the. video games before I have to go on a breathing apparatus. Damn, me too, bro. I actually, I wasn't sure what you were going to say. I wasn't sure we would say I would have to get video games. Because, like, I don't know.

I don't want to be pretty much a fucking Android having to breathe through a fucking metal fucking pipe import into my fucking body. I don't, I don't want that. I would say that I am also, you said video games. There's still tabletop games. Yeah. Which are probably my favorite thing. So I could easily play D&D for the rest of my life and get video games.

also that I might increase my study habits. It might increase my libido. I might work out more. Like, I'm seeing benefits, but like I love video games still because like, video games never going to annoy me, you know?

So I don't, I don't want to have iron lung, man. So I'm going to have to choose video games. I feel you 100%. Like that's exactly my thought too. And even I remember when Joe Woken got a bunch of shit for, uh,

trash and video games. Uh, um, um, I forgot exactly what he said, but I agreed with it to a certain extent. extent to like, because he was as pertaining to his life and it was pertaining to mine too, where I realized that since I play video games, I don't make money when I'm playing video games.

I was streaming on Saturdays months ago, but 99.9% of the time when I play video games, it's to relax. I'm chilling, I'm playing, but I'm also, I play too much. I could be doing something else. I could be working out. And it does, for me personally, it gets in the way. There's other people that are killing it. They're making money. They're just playing a few rounds on whatever and then they're done. But like, that's not how I typically play.

So if I got rid of them altogether, it would suck, of course. But I love playing music. I love working out and all this stuff that I, a lot of times I kind of neglect because, dog, there are so much shit on Steam. There is. Video game is so much easier to do. You don't got a, you don't got a, you don't got a goal. You don't got a go and work.

You know, I got a going workout, you know? Like, 80% of working out is getting to the gym. Real talk. Real talk. Or, like, or even, like, going, like, going for a run. Like, it's like, once I get to the track, I'm going to go around my fucking six laps, you know. I'm going to, I'm going to fucking speedwalker jog around my six laps, you know. Like, I'm there already.

It's too late. What am I going to do other than just getting it done? But, like, video game, it's right there. All I got to do is roll my fat ass over, grab my controller, turn it on, and bam. I'm instant endorphins. I'm fucking killing people. I'm doing all this cool shit. So it's really, it's really easy.

It's really easy. It's easier to do. I couldn't, I couldn't, damn, I couldn't agree more. Dude, that's exactly, this is when, it's just easier. This is like perfect heart. Yeah. And that's why, like, I thought about this. I'm going to, I've thought about this, man.

So, um, the one game that I play every day is just because there's daily login and, and, and, there's daily like quest and stuff that I just complete. But every once in a while, waste too much. Yeah. It's raid. I fucking knew it. I fucking knew it.

Dude. I thought about this though. All right. So this is my dilemma. My dilemma is that I've, I've been playing for, fuck, I've been playing since probably like before the summer of last year.

So around when Game of Thrones started a debut, I started the season eight. I started playing around that time. So I've invested all this time into it. And I invested a little bit of money into it when I was actually getting sponsors from them. And so now it's just been kind of like quiet. A lot of stuff is happening in the game now since they had new management. My dilemma is sometimes I'm spending too much time like trying to beat certain things about the game.

Like there's this thing called faction wars. I'm spending too much time trying to beat it because it takes way too much time to get everything perfect to be able to beat it. Now my dilemma is I'm like, I need to. to stop. I need to get away from this because there's times where I could be doing something much more productive and then this thing is like a click away to open the app. Like it's on. Absolutely. And then so like it's just, it's, it's always sitting in front of my face. I get on my PC in the morning and then it's right there and I'm like, fuck. And I just click it and open it and shit. And I thought about selling my account because it actually, it's all dope and stuff. Like I thought about

getting rid of it, dude. This is my thing. I was like, all right, I need to stop. But like, at the same time, I'm like, no, I don't want to get rid of it. Then all that work that I've put into it over this time. So my whole thing is like, I'm, I'm kind of stuck and I don't know if I should get rid of it or not. Because I thought about giving away, I've seen people give away their accounts for free. I saw people, some people selling them. I haven't really figured it out. And I don't know. I'm going to see what's up. Before that, I'll probably just get a little bit more into, just see, feel it out. I'll probably talk to. people the handful of people because I talked to the raid community a lot like in

within it but I don't know anybody like personally I don't know people like really listeners I don't really know that many people that play and maybe I shouldn't talk to them because they'll probably pull me in even further I don't know man honestly I don't know I think all I gotta say is that it's where it look all I got say if you love it you love it if you like it do it you know if you're not hurting anybody if you're not causing pain to anyone bro enjoy your fucking game man yeah I stay away from games like ratings I know I stay away from games like ratings I might get sucked in.

It's, there's a game called, there's a game called a Warhammer 40K. Yeah, I know, I know that. That I see all the time

and I literally adamantly stay away from it. I know that game will suck me in. Like, I'm like, people like bring up Warhammer and I'm like in the tone

and I'm streaming. I'm like, shut the fuck about Warhammer. I don't want to hear any of that shit. Get that out of here. Get that Warhammer shit out of here. None of that. Yeah,

my homie's fucking like. It's fucking scares me, bro. My homie is spent stupid amounts of money fucking just, just on, on Warhammer because he works in a

he's been working in a comic shot since like 08 and then he always he always plays Warhammer and um he was the one that's actually done a couple of a uh d and D&D campaigns for me and my friends and uh so I feel you

that shit seems pretty interesting and that's basically this is my first type of game of anything like that where I've invested because I'll play a lot obviously people know I love Mass Effect but like to me all it is is I just need to play this for a few hours and I'm done like this shit is constantly going and constantly updating. This is the first type of game that I truly played like this where it just keeps going and they keep adding new stuff

that's just kind of keeping you intrigued. But I'm also not rich, so it's not a big deal to me. It's not like, I'm going to say this, and then we're going to wrap this shit up. There was a tournament within that game just over the weekend where you need to summon champions. And that's how you get the most points, right? And there's the global leaders,

who gets the most points. So the points were pretty like, say, 80-something thousand, which is like, holy shit, these people are probably spending a few thousand dollars to get this many points. This is crazy. But there was this one cunt that was number one that people calculated that for the order of the amount of points he needed to get, he had to spend on average $30,000. And like, oh, no, oh, no. I was like, what?

what? I almost fell asleep. Oh God, that's too much. That is so crazy. Holy shit. Bro, you can buy a fucking badass car. You can put a fucking down payment on a house. And so you have to imagine this person either fuck their life savings or they're just beyond wealthy.

It's one or the other. It's like, there's no way in between. That game has to be very lucrative for me to be able to pay that much money. Like, you have to be making real money from that shit. Dude, they're, they're, no, people are. just some people are what they're just addicted um i will say though like if you're a fan of turn base and like fucking that dark fantasy like type of shit yeah it is a fucking fascinating game i just hate the pay to win aspect because i can't be number one because you have fucks like that

that's been 30k you know what i mean like you can't you're never gonna be you can't be on the top because of those people like some of the most smartest and savvious fucking people that are so good can't they can only get to a certain level because they're like I'm not emptying my wallet like what the fuck but uh yeah you gotta make a choice man you gotta make a choice but that's that was my that's my biggest dilemma I actually thought about just getting rid of it just because I spend like I can easily spend like an afternoon just re figuring reconfiguring my champions of like oh I need to re I need to regear them for this part of the game and I can spin hours just doing that.

That's how like... Oh my God, bro. Your stuff. You're stuck. It's just one of those things where, like, I think you'd appreciate like just where you have to be, you have to be smart to figure out how to beat shit because, you know, really smart people make shit. They're like making

these bosses and you have to like really fine-tuned shit to be able to beat it properly. I appreciate that. That's pretty dope. I appreciate that aspect. I just don't appreciate people that, I mean, that fucking that are rich and they can do rich stuff. Fuck the rich.

Fuck the rich. Fuck the rich. I mean, if I was rich, I wouldn't say that, but fuck the rich. You know, fuck, fuck you guys, man. Fuck you. I don't care. Even if I was rich, I'd say fuck you guys. Yeah.

But I guess, I guess this is the end of the podcast. Hell yeah. So before we go, if you guys want to buy some merch from us, you can go to snark tankmerch.com. We can get there real quick. Pick up some hoodies, some other stuff. Also, if you like what you see today, you can support us at Patreon. Um, $1 donation a month We'll get your early access to the podcast

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will now do. No, Chris ain't doing that shit. Fuck him. Yeah, Chris is dead. Yeah, he ain't doing that shit. I'm gonna pull that shit on my ass. right now. Watch. Or you are? Okay. Let's hear. Let's see. Let's see. Let me make sure I'm all ready to go and I don't fuck this thing up. Okay. I think I have them all ready to go. Here we go. How did we even

get here podcast? Is that a real podcast? Is that a... That's us pretty much. Yeah, that probably. Yeah, that is us. That is true. Okay. All right. So here we go. Holden McGoing. Le Roy Jenkins. I'm Chris Maldonado and I love sprinting in Halo. Matthew Barrett Clark, cataclysmic-cunt, hard hat skydiver, Jessica Bari, Absolute Wagon, Banana 101 ASDF, Sargon's childlike Tom Swinney fuck doll that what? That he trolls onto the face of. What the fuck?

Of course, it was inevitable. We're going to get some Sargonne stuff. Tyler Durden, my balls freeze during the winter, mine too. The Billy the Big Ball Brawler, Shronic the Swampog. Alaskan oil-filled trash Chris would be a twink if he cared about hygiene I wish my dad kissed me like Tom Brady

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Sweeney's weenie Murder ascended David Connelly the dyslexic That feels Chris's pain Dunderhead Ben Douglas Chris I already tried therapy It didn't work. Wait, what's the rest of this?

Some of these are too long, man. You guys are putting your name so long. You have to, like, get the rest of you have to highlight it. Chris already tried therapy. It didn't work. And now I read the names like we pay you to. Oh, I get it. And that's why he makes it long like that on purpose. What an asshole? Lobotomized Jesus is my drooling dive savior. Oh, my God. I'm having a fucking stroke right now.

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Beating up a Mary Lee Walsh, the dean from Piedmont, Virginia Community College. That's terrible. A level one cleric. Derek's unyielding sex drive. It will never die. Dummy Dick. Dummy Thick, Dave. Oh, my God.

I think I'm more... Dix Dave. I think I'm more dyslexic than Chris. Big dude 0444, the Harless Wretch, aka the Black Man from Staten Island. Dobby's freedom cemented in semen. Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, come aside my tummy. The ghosts that lived in the apartment above Chris. Wait, is it, Anne Sweeney?

Yeah, and Sweeney. Yeah. Jolly Old Spirit, Emperor Palpatine, Hugger Derek, Blatino extraordinaire. Oh, he's a Blatino now, huh? Interesting. Hmm. Carson Jones, Keith Sweeney, the Brickt. Keith Sweeney

Bricked his PC in six days Days Therian Oh, because this was Keith Therian David Interesting, so Keith Sweeney Bricked his PC in six days Therian David All right, that's a mouthful Foo Hey The Prugerian Hunter classic

Difflated left as cheek Mario Judah is just Tom Sweeney in the New Year's video Where he brutally rapes Paul That happened? Oh my God. Yeah. That's pretty hot. I sexually assault Paul.

He's a, he's a fucking llama though. He doesn't matter. A sunny chance, the blampy that dangles Toby Schuteman, already the one-man party. Please love me. We do love you. Of course we do, bud. Malifis, wait,

Melfis 1. Calibron. Oh, my God. I'm so terrible. Richter 86. I know it was Malfus one, yeah. Melfus one, yeah. I don't know why.

I was trying to say it in a, since I saw the accent on the, the other word I just thought like it has to all be accented or something fuck my brain up yeah so Richter 86 and King of Hap Hazard

Mayan word Thank you guys for tuning in today It's been fucking fantastic I love you guys I'm a big dog big bear nigga I'm a lion Oh my god Okay okay guys

Thank you thank you for Thank you guys for tuning into this another episode of the dark the dark tank podcast we appreciate all the love and support make sure to um like us uh give us let us leave us nice comments on the freaking it's good for you and spotify and uh without with that being said i'm gonna i'm gonna get out of here because i don't want to hear you have been warned Derek discontinue okay i'm i'm not fuck this i'm gone i'm gone no no dude Fuck, man. Why did Mario do you to hate me so much?

I fucking hate that.