The Snark Tank - #441: Large Sinner Jimmy

Episode Date: October 12, 2026

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Hello again, everybody. Welcome to the Snark Tank podcast. We're remote again because guess what? Guess what? One of our bitch asses is sick or potentially sick. What do you got? What do you got, Kingsen?

What do you got? I just don't feel good. You got something. You got to have something. I don't know. Probably likely a cold. You sound like you got a cold. Yeah.

You know what you should have done is you should have not gotten it. Oh, really? Thanks, Chris. I'm just saying that I would have been my, if I, if given, if I was given, if I was given a similar choice. I get it. I hear you. I hear you. Thanks, fun. Did you fuck up the, did you fuck up the quick time because you thought it was Wolverine and you could just like get through it? I'm fine now. Yo, the more I think about that game, the more I like really hate it. the more I really like I really actively

I dead ass think that they were like let's make a hack and slash but like less not that's like every time I see that game I'm like oh yeah they halfway made a hack and they were like but let's make it like a really narrative heavy yes literally they try to mash the two things together it's like no they didn't commit to either side what are you doing it's very that is a very good observation it's very much it's like oh what are you why are you doing half of these two games. You know, I think of when I think of that game,

I think about that, that I've never seen Mad Ben, but I know the, the image of John Ham in front of the whiteboard. Yeah. Where he's doing this and he's pitching something. And all I, all I see is him saying,

so get this, you press square. And that's, and that's the whole fucking game. Look, man, I like a lot of square triangle games. I like a lot of square triangle, like hack and slashes.

Me too. But, even if, even if, Even in like, I was just looking at Spider-Man footage. I know Spider-Man is different, but I was also looking at Arkham. Yeah. The camera angle and those games are so important,

comparative to Wolverine. I just, I don't like that. I mean, even it's something that I criticize in the new God of Wars, where I'm feeling so boxed in when I want to fuck a bunch of people up coming at me and I can really strategize by seeing it and you know they kind of bring it in for a little more realism kind of a thing and I think it just makes it a little less fun

when you're hacking and slashing I just I don't like hacking and slashing with the camera that fucking close to me it doesn't work very well they just didn't do it they didn't do anything right man we're being honest they didn't this not not they didn't do anything right it's a pretty game the narrative is pretty cool

yeah I haven't even like I don't like that Jean Grey so much older but I also think her actress is fine as hell. So like, you know, that's a mixed bag for me right there. Yeah. I saw the Cosmonauts review. Oh, Cosmonaut Marcus, yeah. Yeah, I saw that really, really sealed the deal from it.

I was like, damn. I was like, I was like, I really didn't think I was like, they can't get to be that bad. But I don't know, man. The more I keep seeing, even people that are like, I'm no hater, dude, this shit sucks. I'm no hater. I don't think it's bad. I have no hater. This shit sucks.

It, it's not bad. I think it's kind of, it's just man, which is kind of worse than bad. Yeah. Like it's, it's,

it's like it's, it's, it's bad by proxy of how expensive it is, how much time it took, and how much of an opportunity cost it is from them making something that was, that could have been way better. Like all that money and time could have gone into something

that was, uh, at least slightly better and it would have been worth it. It's a note that it just wasn't. There's like, there's a, Because, so we made the post about cutting back on some of the Snark Tank episodes, specifically recording one episode less and making extra ammo a little bit longer.

And so people are obviously speculating over at LSM that I'm leaving sacred, which I am, by the way. I think I think I can talk about that now. Based on what day we're recording now and what day I expect this to go live, I don't know when my last episode of Sacred is. We're probably going to iron that out on the show, but it's going to be like around Thanksgiving, maybe a little bit after. And I'll be on like some end of the year shows

and Sacred Symbols Plus or whatever. But a lot of the people who were speculating, I was like, oh my God, Chris is leaving. A lot of people were like, Wolverine broke them. And I kind of don't, I, I low key don't think they're entirely wrong. Because I sat there with like, I sat there and I looked at the game clock

and I was like 15 hours. And I was like, wow, I could have like done so much more. If I was spending that 15 hours literally just mentally spiraling in my bed, it would have been a better use of my time, genuinely. That's the thing that sucks. This is like, I could have made a video. I could have just mentally spiked. I could have abused myself.

I could have done anything for that amount of time. And it would have been, I would have rather spent my time doing that. okay I hate Wolverine now bit like out of what I said before maybe I said like it's like maybe like a seven I'm going to low four based on how it's like psychologically impacted me over the last couple weeks that is fair that is fair but I I definitely get like especially what Kingston was saying was since it's it's so man that makes it so because you don't even want to put it like we celebrated a jojo's birthday this weekend it was like last It was like two weekends ago, but we had my homies over. And for a while, we just put on one of the latest two Ks and built a character. And we're just laughing at how like dog shit the story. You know, it's it's so shitty.

It's really fun. Yeah. And like I would never do that for Wolverine. Like that is not one of those games that you can just put on like, oh, let's laugh at it. No, it's not bad enough. Yeah. So you can't really get much out of it. Even when the hack, the only thing that I was looking forward to when we talked about this before was like the hack and slashing.

I'm like, oh, at least that you know, that should be like, all right. And then I'm looking at a lot of it. And I'm just like, I don't, I'd rather do fuck around in Spider-Man. I'd rather go play some Arkham. I'd rather even play the older game, which has a more satisfactory camera angle and a wider spread on the map to where I can do those crazy long lunges. like the those lunges from the from the fucking X-Men words

Wolfrey's so fucking ridiculous it's like it's like Batman doing his flips to get to the other enemy across the fucking across the stage like shit like that ridiculous but it makes for much more fun game playing it's a little bit limited

from what I see it I'm like I don't want to really do that this sucks it's a bummer it sucks yeah whatever it is what it is what by the way What's up? I'm Chris.

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So go on over there. If you care. I interrupted you, though. You were about to say something? Oh, I was just transitioning to what I think is a better game. You know, I mean, yeah, Gizvor E-Day is officially out. So everybody can have the hands on it now.

Yeah. And I'm only into the second act. I didn't have enough time to, I wanted to beat the whole campaign, but I didn't have enough time. I'm in the second act too. And I got it early. So I get it. But dude, man, it's good.

I like that first act is really good. It's really fun I love the visuals of the first boss fight The like it was It felt it wasn't like it wasn't like a real boss fight but like it was Yeah visually was so I was like just put yourself in the shoes Literally E day and then this thing showed like I was like dude this is fucking cool It really felt

They really leaned into the first part of it being very like horror-ish yeah and I really really really like in that part that I was like, hell yeah, it definitely slowed down a lot. I haven't gotten to like an insane amount of shit in the second act yet, but yeah, I'm bad. Actor chapter. Huh?

Act. Second act. Okay. Because I'm at this. I'm at the second act. I only have one problem, right? I have one problem with that game only, genuinely. That first boss is just like a D&D ass fucking like this is a random lizard creature. Like that's the only thing

that let me down was that first boss was like, oh, you're just like a, everything else looks so particularly gears of war. That's just a Pokemon. What do you mean? Like the big thing that came out with the chains on it? That's a Pokemon. That's what? That thing is,

what Pokemon have you been watching? Look, I've seen multiple of like that. Bro, those are just, those are the things that they just mount, ew. They mount weapons on those things in the old games. You know what's crazy? I've never seen it naked. That's why I was like, oh. That was the problem that, that is a problem that.

It's not like, really bother me. I was like, oh, is that what that is? Is it a naked? Exactly. Exactly. It just like, it just doesn't have all the shit on it yet. I was like, they haven't gotten to that. They haven't gotten to that point yet where they're like, oh, we have this.

And, you know, and then like the, the Revers and all this. One of them. And looking was like, dude, yeah. I, I don't know, man. It's got some issue. Like, in the second act, it gets a little bit open worldy. And I'm like, I'm not a big fan of this in comparison to like what I just experienced. But, dude, that first act is so good.

Like, the, like, the way they build. everything up and like the way like it like it like it starts with like the little the naked wretches and then you get the armored wretches and then you get and then you get and then the the what is it dude the brine be lying back in at you i love that shit they're terrifying that is a new me they're so tanking yeah they're so it was so earnestly scary and to the point where like i dude i've played five gears of war games already right like i know i know that the locust use guns but like in that section where like they start shooting the weapons and they're like what the fuck they're using they're using they're like what the fuck they're used. and guns. I was like, I was also like, yeah, what the fuck? Like, they kind of sold me on like their perspective of it. You know what I mean? Because they just think like, oh, it's just a much of monsters coming out of the ground. You don't

know how intelligent they are. You don't know how organized they are. It just seems kind of random and then they start speaking. Brutal and then they just like and then they're unloading their own guns and you're like, what the fuck? They speak and then they have all these hammer bursts and you're like, oh, great.

The fact they say it makes, no, the fact they speaks makes no sense to me. Oh, man. I mean, it's like, whatever. It, it completely makes sense if you know the lore. I mean, it, but they know human language? Yes. That's crazy.

Do you remember who the queen is, dude? Oh, you're right. Never mind. I mean, it's just like, I've, like, you're right. Never mind. We got to do a little bit of like, um, yeah, like go back and, and because I, I also feel like, dude, the main thing I want to talk about after we kind of give our little synopsis or not synopsis, a little like, um, reviews on what we think about the

game is the forced like woke whatever that people were trying to kind of like shove in here and I saw a lot of it and it was the main reason why I wanted to play the game like immediately because I rarely buy games when they first come out

I think this is the second one I think it was uh what was it Resniv Requiem and then this I was going to be like oh wait for this one too but I just saw so much of that bullshit um but before I get to that I just want to say, Chris, you mentioned the open world aspect in the second act. And I was a little bit surprised about that, too, because they did that in Gears 5.

And that was kind of a low point in the game where I'm like, I don't care about this. And at least in this, because you can get some extra mods. And some of them are really cool. Some of them are cool. So I'm like, okay. And some of the side missions that I did was actually really fun. There was one of them that I was way harder than I expected to do. an escort mission.

They'll take these guys to this thing and I'm like, oh yeah, a piece of cake. And then like there was two boomers and then fucking that dumb frog acid thing. And I'm like, what the fuck? Like completely not prepared. But it was like it was probably the hardest fight I've done up to this point.

I was like, oh, it was actually kind of fun. So at least it was it, at least that was there's that I guess. It's way better than the Gears 5 open world stuff. Yeah. I'll say that.

if they if they wanted to keep doing it this is a i prefer that they did it this way because that old one was like really weird like it was open it's almost like those sections in borderlands where you'd go from like it would just be like swaths of emptiness right and then you would find like the linear parts so it's good but like that first act is just so strong and honestly the end of act too is really good as well because i just i think i'm at the beginning of the third act okay um but but yeah just like it's that first act is just so good and it like it like builds so well and it's very linear and so to go into this open space is kind of like all right this is a little bit slower 100 but it's still cool and it still feels good to play like it feels

way better to play than the original gears yeah I love it it took the the button layout took the minute to get used to because I'm still so old school brain in it where like I'm trying to sprint and and lunge over stuff and I keep hitting A and I'm like oh that's not that's not I was Like, that's not it. And so I didn't check and see if I can fuck with the buttons. I'm like, let me just get used to it. So the whole, the why, like jumping and lunging over stuff, I sometimes during a fight, I get confused and that like, but I just need to get a little more to it.

I do the same thing. I've played so many hours of the beta still. So I have like probably like, I have probably like 50 hours in this game with this control scheme. And I still sometimes I'll hit A go over a wall because it's just so like it's all the years of gears that I've had. Right. Right. But yeah, I don't know, man. So far, like, it's really, it's like the reverse Wolverine where like when I was playing Wolverine, I was like, I don't know if I like video games anymore.

That's crazy. And Gears War was like, okay, no, like they can still make, all right, they can still make really simple action games that are just killing a bunch of stuff and they're not complicated, but they're still fun. Yeah. Which is good. Yeah. So I'm excited to finish it and see what's going on. The end of act too, though, man, like they introduce a, there's a, there's a big, like cutscene that introduces like kind of like, I guess like the, I guess the villain of the week in, in this game. And it's just like, it's, it's pretty cool. Yeah, I haven't made it there yet. I'm excited to see. I'm, I'm, I think I just exited. Wow, I already forgot her name, her apartment. The, oh, Mags. Yeah, mags. I was going to say, is it? I was going to say Meg's, okay. Yeah, those other characters, they're, they're, whatever. They're, they're, they're, I think what I like, what I like, about this is that so they're focusing on them a little bit because obviously you know they're not

going to be here yeah they're going to die they're not going to be here i'm not saying that as a spoiler by the way as somebody who knows i just assume you would that they're not going to make it it would be weird because i don't know how they would recon it where it's like where are they now and why haven't they've been you know it's not like say i like what would red dead one did to red dead two with all these people were mentioned and you're like, well, I wonder what these people did. And they, you see them all and you see everything that happens and something like, this is great. Anyway, um, yeah, I, I, I don't, I don't hate them. They're, they're fine. I think the, um, I was really interested to see even, um, what was it, Captain Gray, I think, um, because this is what I saw

some of the biggest contention online. I didn't look at any of it as far as like the scenes or anything, because I didn't really give a shit. But I saw all the people complaining like, oh, look this fucking chick. Look at this chick gear. Look at this, this female captain. Oh, this is so cringe. This is so woke. I kept seeing shit like that.

I'm like, oh, the usual suspects. And I was like, oh, I wonder if there's like in Dragon Age Veldegard when there was crossover, which I hated, like there was crossover criticism. Or it's like even I normally don't agree with you people. But obviously when it came to this particular character, it was. kind of shoehorned in of like what you would call quote unquote woke and when I started playing this it was

I forgot that there was criticism because it was just so normal it was so nothing happened that I was like wait what were I forgot about it was like wait what were people were because of this it was so I couldn't believe how mundane it was

like there's really nothing it like it requires a level of creativity hitherto undreamt of to manufacture like wokeness in this like I don't I don't see even what people could possibly be talking about

I know there's pride flags in like the multiplayer as like an emblem but there's also like nation flags you can have like a million but there's a Puerto Rico flag which is awesome I put slap that shit on

immediately in the multiplayer but but yeah I don't know I just I don't know what people are talking about like I was streaming it because I'm streaming my time with the campaign

for people yeah and people were like Like, what do you think about all the hate that this game's getting? I was like, I haven't seen any of it. Because I've just been playing the game. I had no idea that there was even a thing going on. And then I looked it up and it was just like, oh, Mags is fucking vaguely black and asthmatic.

And she's got rustling or something, I think. Yeah. Which, by the way, oh, I wonder if she's going to make it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or the, or Rook, oh, rook, the fucking super green guy that's fucking terrified of everything. I wonder if he's going to survive. I don't know, man. The rook is trying, man.

Let him be. I like, I like rook because he's playing exactly what he should be playing. He's a fucking, he's a rook. He's terrified. Yeah. He's like,

oh shit, this is, I barely joined up. And this is how I'm spending my first, like, experience dealing with unknown monsters. That really is crazy. That's like,

imagine you, like, join the army as like a, you like, you're low rank. in the army you're a fucking cadet because you

assume like yeah we're gonna be fine like these are kind of it's gonna be peace time and then 9-11 happens yeah like the day you sign up I dead ass think this is worse well

yes sure what do you mean you think of course I'm going on a limb and saying it's a little worse man yeah monsters crawling out of the ground and eating people

I don't know man I think brown people with turbines that's pretty fucking scary. Yeah, like five brown people with turbines worse than two million mole people coming out of the ground and eating everybody that you know and they don't care about.

They're so jacked they're like they have clothes on and shit like that's terrifying dude. The fact they wear pants is crazy man. That's crazy to me. They are wearing pants because they have like assimilate like human genitals. Like what the fuck?

Like what's happening here? Dude, the scene where like that dude's on the other side of the glass and the police station and he's like bang in and the lights. are flickering. Oh yeah. And then he pops up behind him like after the after the flashes done. And it's like dude. That dude is so yoked. I'm like, what

is his regimen? I want to see his workout plan. Dude, what's crazy? What's hilarious? Is that like the moment when you, the one grabs you? Yeah, that same guy. And it's like dude, he would have killed Marcus. Like that like come on. Like I understand this is the movie. This is like a narrative experience. The way he put Marcus against that wall is like,

oh, he would have killed him. It wouldn't have been an intimate, I'm going to hold you. It would have been, oh, I'm going to break your face. He definitely could have. Three months to save Marcus. It took them three business days to save his life. He definitely could have killed him, but I think that's, that

guy has, he specifically hates homo sapiens. He wanted to savor the kill. Didn't want to just like saw like all of those, you know, you see the civilians running around. They're just sawing them, shooting them in the head and stuff. He saw Marcus, he immediately recognized like,

here's an alpha. I'm going to slowly and then he got, sure. And then you got chains. Which to be fair, it's pretty clear because when he, when he, he stabs him, he could have killed Marcus at any point right there. Oh, no, you're talking. You're talking about the, oh, the one when he tackles him. That happened twice in the span of 45 minutes. Oh, the first one, the guy in the station, when he tackles them. Oh, and it does the sequence. Well, that one's not as bad for me because it does the sequence

where they're like doing a little struggle. And then I just wonder, so you, die if you don't get helped in that scenario, right? Because it can happen. There's no way you die, though. I'm pretty sure. I think, I think in that scene, it's programmed for you to be saved. I think that scene is programmed for you to be saved. But like, if it happens, like, because that can happen at any point in the game. Yeah, in that scene specifically, but like, in the game, in the gameplay, right? Like, so if nobody's around to save you, it'll just,

the time will just run out. Okay. Yeah, he'll just be beating you to death for like six minutes. When we, when we were playing We were playing a horn that happened to me. One got me down and, like, beat me to death. Chris and Port didn't help me, so I literally just watched my character get to death. Dude, it took a while. My head popped, dude. They beat you to death for a long time.

Yeah, because you can prevent it, right? Right. From trying to, like, you can fight. You can really fight. And they could, they can be beating. It almost reminded me of, like, you know that, because in Gears 3, you could rip rip opponent's arms off and beat them to death with it in multiplayer. But as long as you kept hitting the button, it could,

go on for as long as you fucking wanted. So there would be people just getting their arms ripped off and getting beat to death for like two minutes straight in the middle of a multiplayer match until some dude came out with a sawed off shotgun and saved you. Although it would be dead because your arm's gone. It's funny, man.

It's good. I look forward to playing it more. Yeah. I love how I love how juiced everybody is. I love how Dom's like I'm not Dom. Mark's like a gorilla. I love the hands like a fucking apes build. I feel like he, am I wrong? I feel like he looks smaller than he's supposed to be.

He's smaller in this game, yes. And he's like, when he goes to prison, he gets bigger. And he's just like, I'm just eating fucking locusts meat and just, working out. It's why his only time.

He's one, for sure. It's why his face develops a permanent scowl by the first, by the first game. Yeah, so he does look relatively normal in this game. Relatively. Except for everyone but time.

Ty is too big. Ty is, well, he's Polynesian. It makes sense. Everyone, everyone is of regular human size. And then there's Ty who's bigger than like the fucking Russia locus. Have you seen some of those like Polynesians in Australia, man? They're fucking tanks, dude. Dude, I was there.

Some of them are huge. They'll eat you in one fucking old. They're much bigger than me. That is crazy. That's what I'm made me upset. I was like, you're way bigger than I am. I just like, what is that? How does that?

Is it the weather? Is it because of they're so cool? You know how a lot of things that are closer to the equator? Just much larger. Is that is that a thing? I don't think they're close to the equator. I think they're a little further up than we are. I honestly have no idea where like say.

Not much, but I think they're a little higher up. The Polynesian Islands. But okay, Hawaii. I think there's a little higher up. Higher up. I couldn't even look at it. Slightly. If if not slightly higher than slightly lower, but like yeah, they're big.

Yeah. A lot of them are weird. Most of them were like regular size. I know the ones that are famously big are Samoans. Samoans are famously much bigger than other Hawaiian people. They're like giants. I'd agree with that. I would like the biggest Polynesian people I've seen are Samoans.

They're fucking large people, dude. It's interesting. That's something I've never looked into. Like why the fuck are these motherfuckers so big? Where the concentrate? It's like the Africans that are freakishly tall. Like there's concentrated areas where it's like, oh, this is where they're from. Like, you know, but.

It's like, why do. black Africans gain muscle so fast. It's like, I think it's just luck to draw genetic breeding, man. It's just like, oh, speaking of, um, sometimes, you know, perfect genetic breeding. Fucking Coltrane was mentioned within minutes. I love that. Of course.

You're a superstar, bro. They're in the, and they're in the bar. And then you fucking hear, um, him giving an interview after his game. You hear him doing his signature. And then someone starts talking and I almost broke my controller. And I was like, no. I don't shut up. Coal train is talking. He please turn this off as like, yo, do you know who's speaking right now? the trains to play in.

Yeah, they're doing the fact that that happened during a game, like, think of it for him. He's having a thrash ball game, probably humbling these regular humans. And then fucking locus come out and he starts beating them up. And they run off and they're like, no, never mind. They try to get out of there. No, never mind. No, never mind. Not that one.

Dude, it's, yeah, it's cool. It's got it's a really, it's really good so far. It's got a great, that intro of like that. worker. Yeah. Walking into this. Like this is a great way to start. Homie got crucified.

Yeah, you got fucking. Yeah, it's slapped up. I do them like that, bro. Yeah, slapped up hard. I would have been fine. Yeah, this is, I'm, I do like, oh, one thing is, I think it's pretty funny.

And what you were saying, Kingston about Marcus should have been killed with that first encountering got tackled, but here's one thing that I've noticed about him. And maybe it's all of them because I have, I've only played as Marcus, right? But if you jump from car to car, he can cover distance that I feel like, you know, I feel like there's some,

he's got to be genetically enhanced. Marcus has, Marcus has Arkham boots. It's like it magnetizes to like the nearest thing that they, that he needs to step our eyes. All right. First and foremost, when you rush them out with a retro lancer and you stab them and pick them up, that is those,

those locusts, or I'm not kidding, at least 350, at least 350, I can walk at least. They're probably more than that. Much more than that. How heavy?

I'm going to look it up. How heavy is it gears of a world locus? If I probably, the average one, I would got to say, 350. The average one, I would say probably,

I'm going to say Grenadier. I'm going to save closer to 500 pounds. The average locus. what is it what did say it looks good at ear is 250 to 300 pounds i feel like that's not true that's not true that's fun they're so they're so that's like saying that goku's five foot eight a gooku's five foot seven vegeta's five four is like sure riu and ken or five eight it's like sure 114 pounds like yeah reuse sure reuse 125 pounds yeah on what dimension yeah too i just feel like when you look at um say

peak athletes that are as tall as the locust and then are as big and they're lean. Like locusts aren't fat. Like, nah, they've got to be over 300. They got to be at least 400 pounds.

I feel like locusts are like they're just mass. Like they're not, I wouldn't call them lean. They're just muscles. You don't think that's muscle? Like, how do I say? Like I'm not I'm not saying lean in appearance. I'm saying lean.

I'm not going lean and like the idea of leaning fat. I think lean in a like boom. They're not even appearance wise lean. They're just big. Oh, dude. I love how fat the boomers are. Dude, they look so cool in this game. Yeah, they're awesome.

I like the implication too that like the inherent implication that like as the years go on, like there's just like less like they're like they're like malnourished almost. You know, like the boomers that we find in like the later games, they're just like they're thin and kind of wispy in comparison. Listen, right? I didn't even think about that. Dude, that game is so fucking cool. That's cool.

Those boomers, they fucking, they'll cover some ground too. Like the old ones, when they want to move. They kind of like took their time. And these ones, again,

I'm trying to vault over stuff, pressing the wrong button. I'm like, oh shit, I'm getting a little bit mixed up, panicking because they're fucking like covering ground. I'm like, what the fuck is this?

And I mean, I just, again, meaning that like playing into maybe your Mount Norris thing where they can they can't move as well in the older in the older games I don't think it's a plan that they made to make it that way but it works out in a way that's actually kind of cool right we can put our own like head cannon into this shit I like that fucking game dude I play yeah so far I mean like I don't know maybe it gets worse maybe like I've heard I've heard some people I think Maddie said he was disappointed with the ending or something but I'm I don't know man I'm pretty I'm pretty keen on it. on it. It's good. I'm glad it's as good as it is. No way they're making their money back, but yeah, no way in how they know, I mean, as long as they understand

that. It kind of bums me out though because this is going to be on PlayStation 5 and now it's not and it's like, damn, this would have been a really cool splash for years if it was just on PlayStation. But, alas. You keep like that to yourself,

man, in my personal opinion. Sure, but like who the fuck's buying an Xbox? That's also true. You know, like, No one's buying an Xbox. I got it on Steam. Yeah, me too. I have an Xbox. I got it on Steam.

I only bought it. I bought it for the Xbox only because it was significantly cheaper on a, there's a, wait. Oh, I don't, Xbox PC, but like,

you know, it works on Xbox if you have one. Sure, so it's just, uh, which is also, you know, that just,

it just, like, what do you guys do in yourselves? Like, I can, I can buy, I don't need an Xbox to play this fucking game. Right.

Yeah. And it's on GamePass, too, so people who have an Xbox aren't buying it. It's a weird, it's a whole weird system that they've set up. But it is really good. There are parts of it where I'm like, this definitely looks like $400 million. Like, it looks really good. Sure, especially some of the character. I was looking at some of the models, some of the faces.

It's ridiculous. I was like, Jesus Christ, like, calm down. It is, yeah, the face models look. It's funny, though, because it's like, Wolverine kind of had this problem, too, where like the main Wolverine character, like there's a scene of that game where like you hand keys off to like some Japanese man in Shinjuku.

And it's a random Japanese guy and he looks like he's on people. He looks like he's on the PlayStation 3 because not nearly as many artists gave a shit about how he looks. So it's just like him standing next to like what looks like a husk. It's not that bad in this game. Like it seems like everybody's like reasonably detailed. But like there's some people where it's like,

you're clearly a main character. Or they just pop or they just pop a helmet on. Right. And they just don't have to do any work. Every time I meet a guy with a helmet, every time they meet a guy with a helmet, I'm like, Oh, yeah. You're dead. You're dead.

You're so dead. Oh, twins, twin brothers. You're so fucking dead. You're so dead. It's not even funny. Brothers don't survive this. Stupid. Yeah, this is a one thing I wish they would have done is, is let me customize my armor or something.

I would have loved to have just, okay, we can have mods in this game for our guns and weapons and all this, of our stuff or I want to like cosmetically or I want to put on fucking helmet even if you do the thing where you remove it during the cutscenes or some shit like you know but I would love to stuff like that just little things that why not I want to play as Gears of War One character model Marcus Ooh I actually like that is that I put that skin on it

Yeah why not they have all sorts of games that let you do that I think in the new Tomb Raider games you can play like PS1 Laura Croft. 100% With the ridiculously good lighting. Oh really? 100%. That is, I have that skin.

I have that skin. Yeah. I think Campaign Evolved had that too where you could play as the Halo 1 character model. So like, I think that'd be cool. I don't think Gears of War I would look that out of place, honestly, if you're not paying attention. The only,

oh, go ahead. No, I just like, I don't know. I just think it'd be cool. It would be great. My only other complaint, I guess, and it's not a real complaint. I just think a lot of the, the,

some of the, some of the lighting is, it's not, there's a, some of the places where I'm looking at the lighting where everything you can tell, like the, the texture is really great,

but the lighting's not bouncing off it well, and it looks weird. And this is a problem that I see in like, it's like lazy shit. I would see this in Call of Duty in the older games. I would see this in 2K, where they just don't kind of care about, certain things.

And I would, I can, I can notice certain parts I'm like, oh, they literally like, this just looks like a thing and lights not bouncing off it well enough

to where it looks realistic within the setting. And so I would see like some of the like couches and like in the police station in particular. When you're in there, there was a lot of places I'm walking around. I was like a lot of this just doesn't look finished. It was,

it was really weird. But that's that's like super nitpicky though. It's like super nitpicky because it, you can tell the, textures are great. It's just everything all comes down to lighting. And that's something that I've noticed. It doesn't ruin any game for me. It doesn't ruin emergence. It's more of like it just makes me chuckle. Or I feel like it just always makes me feel like, oh, I'm in, I'm in 2K right now or something.

Where it's, it's, you know they could spend a little bit more time and they're like, who gives a fuck? Right. Yeah, man. I don't know. It's good. But we'll save more conversation for when we're. deeper into it. I think by next time we record a proper episode, I'll probably be finished with it. I should be done by then too. Yeah, for sure. But yeah, is there anything else we should talk about? Trump talked about nuking Los Angeles or something.

Oh my God. I think that was the first time I actually felt genuinely like, you know that that you see that gift of John Travolta and Pulp Fiction doing the, you know, when he's kind of looking around where he's like what like it's it's easy it's like kind of like one of those things

where you're so dumbfound and you're kind of like what's this what the fuck's going on and the lack of people I don't know say chanting for or calling for the 25th Amendment to be enacted

I feel like this is one of those things that it's just it's so stupid that it's like we can this guy can't be up here It's can't, no, you can't have this anymore, dude. This is so ridiculous. And then them being in fucking backwards-ass Nebraska when this happened. And then Nebraska's cheering.

Cheering, dude. For like, what did he say? Like, because he was saying, like, it would be a small price to pay because he basically wants to destroy Iran. And he says, like, basically kind of sacrificing L.A. or San Diego, them attacking them. He said San Diego, which is crazy. Yeah, which is how many bases are there? The military is. same yeah yeah yeah yeah it's also like same that shit it's also like same it goes overwhelmingly

right ring it's also fucking crazy too yeah that's a military town overwhelmingly white ring is it is crazy to me like it's so funny like there's all this posturing about how like man i can't believe new york uh uh elected a muslim mayor have they forgotten and it's like you guys would have cheered nine 11 if it happened today right because it would have been like oh new York right you know like it's just like the idea get over it right talking about it was god like he's also got he's also got like a over 60% approval rating over there it's fucking ridiculous that guy did you see the the applause bob donnie got when he went on like uh oh my god i can't remember it was like some late night show and it's like i think you i think the guy i think it was

kimmel or phallan or something no it could have been foul and foul would never it was uh kimmel well Kimmel's in LA I think maybe not anymore well what I'm saying is like it certainly wasn't found because Fallon never says anything political at all right right so it must have been and Conan's gone and Jay Leno is all

burned up so like I who's left like I'm assuming by process of elimination it's Camel but like I don't know whatever it really doesn't matter it's a guy in a suit who interviews celebrities but he was talking to him and he was like wow this response is crazy If our mayor was here, she would not get that response.

And she's talking about the L.A. mayor, obviously. Oh, yeah. That Karen Bass is not popular at all. Not at all. No. Not even a little bit. Yeah, yeah. He was on Kimmel.

He was on Kimmel. Yeah. He was clapping about it. You're like, yay, yay, yay. Some of those are brick at Jimmy Kimmel for some reason. Bro, so the point. Like, Karen Bass is so unpopular right now. And I think because of Palisades was obviously one of,

of the things. Not great. Not great. That guy, he was a, I can't remember which reality TV show from, but his name is Spencer Pratt. Yeah. He, to get, you know, the Republican nomination,

he almost got it. Like, he had a significant amount of votes. And I'm like, this is some fucking random celebrity from some OC. It might be the OC or something. I don't remember if those reality show. I'll look it up now. Yeah. It was one of those stupid fucking shows where he was just,

there was these two couples, these two white, blonde couples that were on TV a lot at that time. I couldn't care less because, you know, I hated that image of Orange County because that's what people think Orange County is. He was on the hills. Oh, the hills.

Okay. Which I don't even know about it. I have never heard of it. I think it was an MTV show. Yeah, it was. And it was just, it was basically being in South Orange County in that,

where, you know, rich white people just be racist and just do dumb shit. And that's basically when I would tell people from I'm Orange County, they would think about that shit. Like Laguna Beach or fucking Dana Point or something. I'm like, no, I'm North Orange County where it's Brown Central, sir. Like our experiences are very different. And, but yeah, that piece of shit, like, just all they had to do was campaign and be like, oh, she fucked up in, I don't know, vaccine suck or something.

and then people are like, I like, that's too easy, man. That's too easy. He got too close. He got way too close. That's fucking concerning. Anyway, um, yeah. What do you? Okay, I want to ask you guys something.

So Trump obviously, he's got a cooked, right? Yeah. The incumbents all cooked. Midterms are looking good. But for the sake of argument, let's say they do some fuckery. And Republicans overwhelmingly, um, can still continue to hold power in the House and the Senate. Do you think anyone's going to do anything about that,

meaning that it's very clear that the incumbent should get destroyed? Because just looking at the polls in some of the most red states, in some of the most red areas, a lot of districts, a lot of Senate seats are neck and neck with Democrats. So if there's fuckery of foot, and there isn't a massive blue wave, which obviously should happen. Do you think anybody's going to sound any alarms

or try to be like, no. I have no faith in anybody. I think if that doesn't happen, I'm probably just going to ditty bob for a bit. You kind of have to at that point. I'm just going to hit a move. I don't really want to go anywhere else. I just don't really want to live anywhere else in a world.

Like I don't have like an appeal like, oh, this place sounds nice to me. Yeah. But I genuinely just think like, hey, it's just not, because this is not going to end. It's going to end in like a ton of political violence. And I just don't want to. I don't want to be around for that. I'm going to hit a move to like Greece or some shit, I guess.

And just have them fucking point and yell at me from for being like a fucking, I don't know, encrypted to them. No, that's great over there. A lot of, a lot of African immigrants. Yeah, but I'm, well, they're going to be better because I'm African American. I was, probably have money. I was, I stayed in a subject of Athens, um, called Marusi. for like three months. And so I'll go to Athens a lot.

And at one point I actually stayed in Athens for two weeks. And I would just walk around. There were so many, there were so many immigrants just chilling. No one gave a fuck. They all spoke Greek. And I felt like really awkward because so they would assume that I was like this black immigrant too. And so I would try to order something. And they'd be like, blah, la, la, la, well, that he's throwing.

I'm like, oh, shit. And I'm like, I'm sorry. I'm a retarded American. Can I get the number one, please? When you get scared and you pull up gun out of them. You're like, ah, ah, ah, ha, ha. Yo, dig up from America. Give me my food.

You know, I lost my wallet at a fucking, no, wait, no. We don't need to talk about that. We didn't know what happened? No, no, I just, I was just going to be like, um, it felt, it felt weird that being, um, a broad. One of the places I lost my wallet at was a fucking KFC. And it felt like, it felt bad that because I just wanted. I wanted to try the KFC to compare it to like American KFCs.

Right. And then I dropped my wallet. And it was one of those things that, uh, I'm like, damn. Like I got caught slipping at KFC. Like they're going to be like, you came all the way over here to get the fried chicken again. And it just felt it just felt there's something, something about it just felt like humility. They gave you back your card and they were like. They just looked at me, bitch ass nigga.

And I was like, yeah, you're right. You know, it's crazy. I was there during the economic collapse when they were doing like really bad. Really? Yeah, when I was in Greece. And it was what you saw online, kind of like how what people are saying about New York,

that, oh, that's a failed state. And it's all, you know, the same thing was happening in Greece where you were hearing all this chatter online, especially from like white, Western Europeans,

like far west. And it was, people were chilling. people were still going out, they were spending their money. It was a little rough, but people were still enjoying their time. And it wasn't like, it's, it's funny seeing what people say versus what is actually happening. And is that not always the fucking case with damn near fucking everything, man. I mean, that's how it is.

I remember I remember living in New York City and being like how people were talking, especially when I was younger in early 2000s, late 90s. New York was in its hellish version of itself. granted. It was very bad. Not as bad as a 60s and shit like that, but like it was bad. And then I'm like, I was at the public park and I was hanging out with my friends playing basketball and people were dancing. And it was like, yeah, but it was so terrible. I was like, ah, maybe I don't know. I was a kid. I was living there. I didn't really pay attention. Yeah. I saw a guy like run out of a saw a guy getting hit with like a frying pan from another guy because he was fucking his wife. We were just kind of standing there. We were like, oh, what's going on? We were a little too.

Hell yeah. And I was like, oh, nice. I might just somebody get shot once. But I was like, hey, you know, always be like that. It could be worse. It's not like that everywhere. It's kind of like Southside Chicago. Well, there's a lot of people that'd be probably terrified to go there. But then there's other people that live there and they're like, no, dude, I'm chilling. I went there in 2009 completely.

I didn't see any of the violence that people were talking about historically. Same thing I've lived in South Central Los Angeles. Now, to be very fair, I think it's exactly the same way. And this is what people say. You know what neighborhoods not to go down. And it's kind of that simple. Of course. So there are certain ones you just don't go down.

Same thing goes in L.A. Where hopefully you know that and you'll be fine because they won't fuck with you. I've never been fucked with in L.A. Living in South Central. When I was a kid, somebody was trolling me and my brother. I think they were like, you know, like shooting at our feet or something. Like, you know, I don't even know if it was real. It could have been blanks or some shit like that.

But, you know, that was kind of like a, you know, people. being obnoxious. I don't think people because, like, they're just wasting their bullets. It's kind of silly to do that. But other than that, you know, Oman's been robbed a few times. My shit got robbed while I was there too. But like that's very few and far between of like the things that people say, oh my God, it's it's a war zone down there.

And I'm like, I don't know, man. I walk down, I walk everywhere. I say what's up to people. Just don't go down that one block because you might get shook down. You know, it might end up bad for you. Or you go down there with T4 strap to your chest. Yeah, I like that a lot, dude. You go there.

You go to fuck with me. You like that. You know, you have your thumb right by the fucking trigger. Do it. Do it. And then you just blow yourself up. Do you have a dead man switch? I've always wanted a dead man switch.

When my heart stops, the city's going to get nuked. And it's like, what? We should all have dead men switch. Let's do that. What is it going to review? I don't know. I don't have any secrets like that. Me neither, but like just to have people think something, you know?

Like just to just to have somebody think like what the fuck was that for? And what secrets? You should have like a like a chest that has like clues and shit. And it leads to nothing. And all they do they find they find one of the torsos or the torso sex dolls. Oh, that that's it like one of the. And just put like crispy cream like put glaze in it. So people think it's come.

But it's just really just it's just sugar. Or I can just. fuck it. I mean, you can. See, you don't see, so you want to make the, so you want to have an elaborate thing to hide a sex toy. Yeah, of course. All right. Well, I already,

I already have the heart of the sex toy, but I want another one, like a more, a more elaborate one. That's cool. I don't have any. How much, how much is it cost? How much of the sex toy lower bodies cost? Let me see. More than their, like, more than is worth. Those giant ones are probably expensive, I imagine.

Look, last time I checked, this was a long time ago, a fleshlight was probably like 60 bucks. So that's, uh, so that's like a small pocket pussy. I bet those giant rubber things are pretty fucking big. Well, to be fair, it's also fleshlight. You're probably playing for the, you're paying for the brand. That's so funny that you would pay for the brand of something that you're going to keep in private. Right, right? Oh, I don't like that. That's like getting really expensive underwear or something. You know what I mean? They sell the whole, I don't like the, people do. They sell the, they sell like the, the, the, the, God.

The whole torso, that scares me. I was with the lower body part. I don't want to have tits and stuff. And like where a neck would be in like on shoulders. That's fucking strange. Ew, dude. When you first go to Fleshlight's website, the first thing is like,

is that Riley Reed? That's funny. I would imagine. So it says, get 10% off your first order and it shows Riley Reed. But the first graphic is some fucking anime, like, AI thing. I don't, I don't, oh man, I got to get off this page. K.

Oh, yeah, K-A-K-O-K-R-A. Who's that? I don't know. I guess it's, it might be like a, maybe it's a V-Tuber. Maybe it's like a V. No, dude, this is a V-Tuber? I don't know. I'm just assuming.

C-R-R-A- is I can't, because the way it's written, key, oh my God. I'm going to send you this. I'm going to just type it in. I'm going to see what I can find it. I mean, I'm seeing it. It's K-A-Y-O.

This is crazy. Oh, I just want to make sure that was a U. They don't have arms. I don't like that. This is really unnerving. I don't see Riley, though. This is really unnerving. It gave me Riley when it said get like 10% off your first order.

Like one of those things when it pops up. Yeah. That's where I saw that. Well, what the fuck? Why did it? Kyo. Kio,

Kou, Ray. All right. Yeah. Yeah. I could, I can spend like a thousand 500 on this. This is,

this is valuable. I just can't, I just can't do anything for like, half a year, but like, so what? Why not? She's just, what is this a comic? Who is gamer, anime lover, ramen hunter,

uh, holler's holler's. Raman hunter. If you look up Kyokura, oh, this is motorcycles. Is this the one that they just made up? It might be just somebody that they may,

it might be a logo or a mascot or something. Yeah, because the first thing that, uh, popped up for me in Google is, is fleshlights's own Instagram page. And say, we're spending too much time.

We're telling me too much time into this. We should get into questions. I'm customizing something. Give me a second. Let's get into questions from our patrons over at Patreon. com slash a snark tag. $80? I'm sorry, Chris.

No, I mean, 80. The inflation's hating fleshlights too, man. What I was looking at was $1,500. What are you talking about? This is $1,000. I was like, yo, this is crazy. Go, I don't even want to know. It used to be seven bucks.

Yeah, that's crazy. All right. We're, yeah, we're going to read some questions. Remember the Patreon question thread goes live for each week every Friday. Closes on, we're looking at different days to close. But generally lasts through the weekend. So seek that thread out. Ask your questions.

And, yeah, Alpha V. The question thread is usually pinged, by the way. Or pinned. Not pinged. I was thinking of fucking. video games. Alpha V wrote and he says, good evening, snark tank,

snark, tank, and podcast. My question for y'all, if you all had the opportunity to make this podcast as big as Joe Rogans, what sacrifice but, oh, but must sacrifice one co-host. Who would you choose and why would it be Sweeney? Love the podcast, y'all.

That's crazy. That is crazy. I'd be eye with that. You know, I like, you know, I like. Well, if you'd be, if you'd be all right with it, then, that's crazy get your money let's get somebody out of here

and then let's make millions of dollars it's so rude it happens man I mean it absolutely it happens it happens many times I feel like it's happened it happens a lot to people

you gotta sometimes you got to grow by throwing your homie under the bridge it's gonna happen now that I've left sacred I bet I'm gonna leave sacred and then like a week later like fucking I don't know

Mark Andresen is gonna show I was like, I'd like to, I'd like to, I'd like to give you, I'd like to give you $7 billion. You know, but, uh, all you have to do is kill Elizabeth Warren. It's like, oh, B's a gay. All? Bees a big. That's it. You know, she's been meddling with my money for far too long.

So, well, just, just kill her. Okay, Mr. Andreessen. And do it. Just completely eradicate her. Okay. Oh. For seven billion, man, that's, damn. You know, I didn't think about it.

That is it. I would consider killing somebody for that about it. That is an insane amount of money. Yeah. Like to the point where like even if you catch me. Right. Like what do you? I can afford the best lawyers to probably get off,

get off. Yeah. Like I could even if I donated, I could spend a fraction of that on lawyers that would get me off. 100%. I mean, if you can be like, you can be like Epstein, right?

Super powerful and influential. Get caught dead to rights like banging kids. And then you get a slap on the wrist and get out of, of jail a few years later and then continue doing what you were doing. That's what power, money, that in influence. Money is power.

Yeah. So, yeah, that's actually a great tradeoff. I would feel bad, though, if it was Elizabeth Warren. You know,

she's, she's, she's not a, she actually pretty decent. But, you know, for seven billion, I'm sorry.

She's not terrible enough for me to do it without caring, you know? She's not like, to me, she's, uh, her avic, things he has,

advocates for. I would put her, I was, I would say right, I put her right behind Bernie as far as like, say, who I would have gave him my vote to. Like, I was like, I'm, I'm a rock with my boy Bernie, but Liz, if Bernie wasn't there, Elizabeth Warren would have got my vote. And she's out of anyone else closest thing to anyone who's actually like advocating for people. Like, talking about like that, the CFPB, they know that's like, you know, her being involved in that and other things, which I appreciate because, you know, I don't like getting fucked over. But sorry for $7 billion. Got to pop your head, you know, I'm sorry.

Sorry. I don't think there's enough money to make me actually do it. But being like, oh, not considering it as crazy. It's like that's a lot of money. Oh, you would definitely consider it. Like, that's a lot of money, you know. You've roomed out for a while, you know. I would think about it.

I would, yeah. Because to me, it would be like, give me the money first and then I'll orchestrate it. because then I would just second, third hand, pay someone a bunch of money, be not connected to it, don't have to think about it at all. But if he was like, no, you have to directly do it. I'd be like, fuck, I can't.

You know what's funny? I wouldn't get a homeless person. I would have disillusioned them in doing it. I like the idea that like, because you know how like some big expenses or some big services? It's like, all right, you get half up front, half on completion or whatever.

Like when you ship your car, it's like, this is how much money it costs to ship. This is how much you owe on delivery. Yeah. You got a down payment. I like the idea of like this being on such a level of money. I used to like it's it's like, okay,

you only get three billion in the, up front and then you get the rest later. And it's like, okay, I'll take the, and then you just take the three billion and leave. Because like your average, like a person who's that greedy is like,

no, I want the rest of it. Right. Right. But like I'm just like three billions more than I could ever possibly require. So like I'm fucking, I'm done, bro. Like I'm out.

100. Bye. And then just disappear to, I don't know. Little St. James, you buy it. It's yours now. Yeah, you go to, you rename it. Big St. James. Yeah, Giant St. James.

Giant St. James or giant. What was it, giant demon Jimmy or whatever the fuck? What's the opposite of Little St. James? Giant demon Jimmy. What's opposite of a saint? I don't know. I kind of like that. I kind of like that.

Yeah, a sinner. Yeah, I guess St. Jimmy. Oh, yeah, I guess, duh. The opposite of a saint is it a demon. It's a demon, but it just sounded funny. It sounded funny or the giant sinner James or giant, giant sinner Jimmy. I think it's alliteration.

All right. Large center Jimmy is. Senator Jimmy. Anyway, what's a little on? What's an alliteration? Nothing. Literally nothing. There's literally no all.

Nothing. I said that and I was like, I'm sick. I was like, I'm clearly sick. He's like a nap son. Yeah, maybe arguably like arguably close to like a middle word M&M rhyme.

Maybe at most like with sinner Jim. I feel like I feel like you're rich. I feel like you're reaching. I appreciate the attempt. But like he could make it work, I bet. But like it's not us. Hey Michael.

I reject the spiral down the steps. Hey Michael. He's up a them style. I stole your bichle. Dude, that fucking. a clip that that I posted about

Eminem responding to me the audio's gone it's just not there anymore Oh because we used the song and it like muted it or something I think it was the Because in the background I used I think real slim shady And I think that something changed with that

But not because I didn't use enough Of uh whatever that song was called I already forgot what it was called Kamikaze or or I don't fucking remember Oh the ringer the ringer I didn't use enough of that song for it to be claimed. It was probably like, I don't know,

five seconds. I hate when that shit happens. I had like really old videos like that where like I made them and then they just muted them and then like it erased the audio entirely and it's like, yeah.

Just like don't mute, just like unmonetize it or something. What the fuck are you doing? Something. It's insane. Like it's completely in and the way that it was edited, I don't have that video anymore. Like I.

Yeah. Yeah. It's like, oh great. So, you know, all right. Thanks. Thanks, Eminem. Or whoever the fuck owns your.

Yeah, Eminem personally, you did this. Wait, was it, Michael Jackson owns his music or something? Not anymore. Okay. Wait, huh? He used to. He bought his old catalog, though. You say Michael Jackson owned Eminem's music?

He owned his catalog, yeah. Oh, I didn't. I've never heard of that. He bought it. He bought his catalog after they beefed or something. Oh, I had no, I've never even heard of that. Crazy. It's crazy. Yeah.

I don't know why I know that. I heard that somewhere. So, and then Eminem eventually bought it from the estate or something? or he eventually got rewarded back from estate. Interesting. The fuck I've never heard of that before. I would have kept it. Yeah, Michael was petty.

That's crazy. That's hyper petty, dude. That's like insane. Fuck you, Marshall. That fun, you bitch ass, nigga. Just destroys all the masters. That's crazy. We don't need to hear this anymore. We don't need to hear this.

He drops it in like a cauldron of lava. That sucks. on like Neverland Ranch or whatever. There's a bunch of kids. A bunch of kids are like fanning him with giant leaves. Hell, yes. I like the idea that he was using them as slaves and not like butt fucking him. I like that's much better.

Yeah, like the idea that he had, like, and the kids, you know how like when you're a kid, like you just kind of like you play adult? So like they just think it's a job. You know what I mean? I'm like, oh, I'm going to work. I'm going to go fan Michael because I'm like a fan. And that's my job or whatever. Think of it as a GTA roleplay.

Yeah, you know. I mean, I know that hasn't really came out yet, but you'll understand in a few years. It gets really hot when I have to sit in front of this cauldron. When I have to sit in front of this cauldron of boiling lava, where I drop Eminem's masters in, it's like, it's a really warm place. He can move and walk on the lava.

I bet he can. But he's got to stay in motion. So if he stops, he's doomed. It's like quicksand, yeah. That's crazy. You got to keep moving. Or no, it's the reverse, right, with quicksand? where you have to stay still

you gotta stay still and I guess yeah it'll swallow you more so you gotta get wide you gotta widen yourself out and stay still yeah usually or you can do a thing

where you could uh I forgot somebody did they were like doing this they were shrugging themselves up somehow I don't know how that works

I've escaped it many times it's not not a big deal what I do is I come so much in the quick sand that it bursts out yeah and then I'm floating on top of my vats in the other direction

you shit yourself hard or come really hard. If you can do both, it's for sure guaranteed you'll escape quicksend. Sending each snark tank host to come tribute, Rodin.

So trash. So what are we getting gay covers again? And what about the gay covers y'all rope but never made? It's what got me here and I miss them. That's a good point. It's a good point. We do have something that we haven't made.

But as far as like when we do that, like I don't know, like I feel like it needs, we can't force it. I feel like sometimes like we get, we'll get an idea in the middle of an episode. And then we'll be,

be like that's a good one right and then we won't sit down to record it we should just we should just do that we should do it i i i i will say this that what the person even said the last thing is that is what got me here it there's a little bit of that that uh disappoints me a little bit in a way that it's the easiest way to rope in people because it's i get it it's really fun but it's also it's so fucking stupid to me that um it's offensive that it works as well as it does yes and i don't try what i trying to be on a street to do it as a streak it i don't it's it does something to me it it like destroys it for me i don't know you can't schedule that yeah it was like how i felt with videos like i couldn't

schedule time to make videos i either had an idea and like would have to turn the camera on or have to start riding immediately and then ride that momentum until it's over. Yeah. Or I just, I don't do it. If I tried to schedule, it's like, I'm going to write from fucking, I don't know, 8 to 10.30. It's like nothing would happen. It's like the Holy Ghost, you know? Yeah.

You got to get moved when you're moved, you know? That makes sense. You're right. I mean, you technically are right. Yeah, let's, fuck it. Let's move on, I guess. When you got a year, you get moved, you know, sometimes you're saying there. You're like, listen. We'll do more.

There's stuff that I think we have, like, written that I think is pretty good. We have... We have... Most of them that we've written have not been recorded. So what I will say, that's something that... We should bang them out over a weekend, just like... We should... They can be done...

I'm actually... I finally wrote chop suey. This has been... This has been a challenge for me for probably a couple of years. He's working out... Tinkering on this chop suey gate cover for years. Dude, the whole wake-up. Like the Sistine Chapel.

Literally, that whole sequence of the wake-up, that whole thing, nothing. And even now what I just finished with it, it's just acceptable to me. I can't, nothing is coming to my mind. It's just nothing is, it feels perfect to me. Nothing feels like, oh, that's good. Put a little semen in a gate cup.

That's worse. I've taken with a lot of things. Like, right now, it's. Grab a dick What is it? Thick Peen Chapel Right now I have

Grab a dude Grab a dick and suck a dude Name Jacob Like I just want to like Because I wanted to sound Because nothing sounds like Wake up really that I was like nothing

Yeah Clitbuts Was Jacob Because Jacob Wake up Jacob And I was like okay I can use Jacob Because that's just a male name

So you want to suck a dude name Jacob So wake up The word Grab a dude name Jacob Nick Nigger Nick grab a duke and and fucking lift his cake up maybe so what cake up is not bad cake's not bad

it's tricky that's a tricky song to do i totally get it i would have completely ignored it you should do a gay cover but instead of it being like instead of it being like any sort of kind of like connection to the song you're just saying graphically you're toxic by brittany spheres coxic coxick cock thick cock thick cock thick Mm. Cawcick. Mm. Hold on.

You're both thick. I'm sipping on dick. I don't know. There's something. There's something. There's something because that's like you're hangering for for cock. Yeah. Cogic.

Yeah. It's pretty good. That's that because it also sounds closer to toxic. With the taste of your dick. Dick. I want some calm. With the taste of the dick. Uh, something guys.

Right. Yeah. Okay. Okay. We can do that. We can do that. We can figure it out. I'm coxick.

For the taste of these dudes, don't you know that I'm coxick? Here's the problem. That's a really hard song. That's the hard song to sing. I did that cover with the, with Kaylee. It's a really hard chorus to fucking hit me. Yeah.

It's really hard. I don't think she would do it. No, fuck. Absolutely. That'd be like a project you'd have to lie. I feel like she's like in a band and I'm like, I'm not going to.

Yeah. That's a son that she would make with us. And then we'd be like, we'll never put this out. We'd lie and we put it out on here. Oh, yeah. We say, hey, yeah, this is never going to. This is never making it anywhere, man. Yeah, shout out to, uh, chelie.

She's in a band, uh, revelry. Revely. And they got some, they have two songs that I have on my playlist. That's pretty good. Nice. I haven't seen her in a while, dude. Yeah, I haven't seen her in for him forever. Uh, anyway,

Cometheus wrote in. He says, hey, pride, lust and the rest of them. What are the names of your penises? Do people do this? I don't think so. I remember when I was a kid, I thought I would name all my guitars, and I named one of them,

forgot it and then never did it again. I've named two. Because it's like, this is my Les Paul. What do you? I've named two. I had this, my first diamond series,

my Schechter Diamond series, it was like this velvety, kind of vampire red, whatever the fuck they called it. And I had just seen Kung Powell. Oh my God. And so I named, at Betty. Nice. Yeah, so it was Betty because of that. Even though like, you know me,

I'm not the biggest fan of Kung Powell, but also I love that his name is Betty. And I was like, that's, that's good. That is good. Yeah. So, and then I had a one name. I forgot why, but it was named Ashley. I don't remember why. They had to have been a reason. I don't know why it was $600 dollar at the time, which now would probably be like $1,200 because guitar prices now are fucked. They're absolutely fucked. It is so fucking. stupid. It is so monumentally stupid. Don't buy buy the cheap guitars. You can get good tones online now. You don't need to like, you can get like a $200 fucking guitar and then let let everything else do the work.

Dude, my problem is like finding the tones and shit. Like I don't, I don't know how to get, like I'm stuck on default everything because I just don't understand the software in any, in any meaningful way. I want to turn you on to a guitar that a lot, an amp that a lot of people would probably shun, but I think it's the poor man. So there's things called like an Axeffect. There's the Helix. This is like thousands of dollars and people

import all these effects into them and all this stuff. The poor man's. So one of my favorite brands is line six, the Spider Series. Now Spider Series gets shat on all the time, but the Spider 5, Mark 2,

you can customize your tones pretty thoroughly and import other tones that people customize. You can, I've made some pretty good tones with this. And I think for our level, it is more than enough. Because you just download the app

on your computer, you plug it into your USB. It syncs up to the amp. And you can customize it. I have my wa in it. I have whatever the fuck I want. There's an auto wa. You can actually just import a real wall,

whatever you want. Any type of reverb. There's so many different, they're stolen, um, Sounds like one of my favorite ones is like there's a 51 50 amp. There's a 51 50 head that a lot of in the metal community they use. So there is a 5150 amp, but it has a different name on it.

And so there's all these different. And then you can just customize it from there. I would highly recommend that because it's probably like just a few hundred dollars. So like especially you get the one that's probably like 30 watts, the one that I have. Yeah. Highly recommend that. Because I record a lot of music, but it's like, it's stuck on, you know, it's stuck at this, like, level where I'm like, I can't. And I, and it bungs, it bugs me because it's like, I know this could sound better if I just knew, I just knew how to fucking, like, I guarantee you. Yeah, I could, I could, I could make the raw sound sound good, but I just, okay.

I don't know how to do it. I guarantee you this will, this will, just what, what I'm suggesting, because even with, um, if you want to use the amp like live or if you want to use it in a recording, it has two different, like, like, Like, you can, you can customize the cabs, the microphone position. It has, it has so much in it that it's cool. It works. It's, you'll check it out. Yeah, if you've heard my mixes, it's, it's more than acceptable. And then I'm, I have, there's a lot of work that I can do, but I, I'm, I'm, I'm kind of fine where I'm at right now. Yeah.

I'm just like, whatever. It's more of the vocal side that I need. I need more to help on that side. Jisraeli Defense Forces, Rone says, hello John, Snark Tank, and others. I just finished watching prison break. So my question is, if the three of you ended up in a maximum security prison, how would y'all escape? No basic anchors and no basic answers like I dig a tunnel. I want an in-depth escape plan.

We're going to do our best, okay? But like we're not going to, we didn't plan for this. So what I would do was easy. I would suck everyone's dick until everyone's so exhausted. they can't keep me in there anymore. That's a good one. You walk straight out the door. Everyone's dick.

Fucking coughing up spew and come out of my mouth. That's pretty in depth. I think I'd dig a tunnel. It would work. Oh, okay. First of all, fuck prison break, man.

I tried watching that show. When they first break out of the prison, they're like running in some like tall, like wheat fields or whatever the fucking grassy fields and somehow don't get caught. And I was like, I'm not watching this. I literally,

this is probably like, I don't know what episode this was. Maybe it was the end of the first season. I don't remember. It was so long ago when it came on. But it was so stupid that I was like there's no way they would escape. There's impossible. I immediately stop watching it. Did you see the sequel series to that show

or it was, I think it was prison prison break? I thought it was prison prison break. No, it was prison prison break because they have to break out of prison prison prison, which is the prison that you go to in prison when you fuck up in prison. Right. Like it's, it's, they tell you about solitary confinement.

The time they talk about the shoe. If you guys know what the shoe is. Yeah. And so this is beyond the shoe. Right. There's, there's, there's, there. It's prison. It's prison prison. And their goal is to break at, break out back into normal prison.

Oh. It's not even, it's not even to escape prison. It's just it. wait a minute this is sounding familiar I think this might exist is a bit is this a thing that exists

it might I have never heard of it are you thinking of swat swat no this is like ringing a bit like I just flashed back to when I was like a kid saying this I don't know if this is a joke we made up

I made up in high school or like or if it's something with the swat swat swat this is definitely something swat swat sounds stupid enough to have been made up in high school It is very stupid. So I'm not going to look it up just because I want the audience to help.

Audience, look up prison, prison break. If this is a thing I'd like to know because now I'm like really doubting myself because I feel like I feel like it's almost verbatim what we're talking about. So here's my, here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to look it up. I'm going to, you're going to, okay. I'm too curious. I'm going to practice my one inch punch because I probably have a very lengthy sentence.

And I'm going to perfect it. And I'm going to one, I'm going to one. I'm going to one inch punch my way out of the prison overnight. So I perfected it to where I could now break through concrete. And I'm going to just eventually break out. And then one of the guards are going to be like, hey, stop. I'm going to one inch punch his face. And they're going to start shooting me.

And I'm going to one inch punch the bullets because, again, I perfected it. I'm going to one inch punch a car door, you know, break it. It's now open. The window would probably make more sense. but I'm going to do the door. And then I'm going to one inch punch the ignition, the engine and it's kind of

start, I guess. And then I ride to fucking can't only, uh, to the, to the, to the boats that take me to Catalina Island and I live like a happy nigga. Yeah. And eventually I'm going to one inch punch the ground itself and split it open. Yeah, I'm going to

end the world. I'm like, I'm tired of this. I'm tired. I basically feel like, Manhattan. And I'm just going to be like these people. And I tire of their small problems. I tire of their dumb bitch-ass, nigger-ass problems. Fucking having pedophiles run this shit.

I'm just going to split the earth that half. So I fucking, I found it. So it's real. You have some real. I totally like Sia. I totally like transported back. Dude.

So it's, it was a some sketch on acceptable TV in like March of 2007. of it. Acceptable TV, dude, this is, I haven't thought about this. Exceptable TV was a VH1. I think it was a VH1 show. I might not have been. But it was in that kind of area by Dan Harmon and Justin Royland

way before Rick and Morty. It was like the sketch comedy show where the idea was like, there would be five mini pilots of really minor, like, tiny shows. And people would vote on which ones continued and which ones got canceled. and prison prison break is one of the shows where they get said to it. And then it gets even crazy, I guess because there's a prison prison prison,

where they got to break into prison prison prison. It's absolute trash. Sounds pretty cool to meet. That's so funny, dude. I can't believe I just remembered this. There you go. Yeah, shout out, acceptable TV from 2007,

a one season show that didn't last long. They had a, there's a famous animation by Jason Royaland about like a, it's like a Gremlin's parody, but it's a bunch of tiny Cosby's. That shit is crazy. I remember seeing that one. Yeah, yeah. It's like House of Cosby's or something. A doba do. How's that guy like, he like still like beating his wife or what happened with that?

I don't remember. What happened with who? You know like something happened? You like slapped his wife around or some shit. I don't remember what something. Who just, just, just got kicked off like Rick and Morty or something. Do you remember? I don't really know what happened.

I thought there was like a thing with a minor or something maybe. Oh, really? I, I, I, I thought it was DV shit. I really have no idea. You know what? Let me look it up real quick. Allegedly, things happened that were allegedly not great. When you say minor, that makes me, well, I was like, okay, I want to set the record straight.

Yeah, it was actually literally a minor. It was a coal miner in the Alps. He beat the piss out of a coal miner. He grew, he, like, he groomed a minor, but like, it was lost in translation because what he really was, he was just the hair. stylist for a group of coal miners in the Alps and and they completely mislead completely misleading headline oh he was literally grooming minors not like I love it oh I really don't know no no so we're both kind of so there's allegations for both things domestic violence sexual miscontact and predatory behavior and uh says 16 this included allegations from

multiple individuals including some who were minors, age 16 at the time of initial contact. So, oh, no, I didn't know it was that extensive. Yeah, I thought he just slapped her his wife around. I was like, that's it. Oh, geez, Rick. What do you mean? What do you mean I can't sleep with a child, Rick? Morty, you are a child.

This doesn't worry. You're a child that you can't. Why am I even talking to you right now? This doesn't work. This doesn't work, this is a word, Ward. Yeah. This whole joke fell apart the second you chose them. voice board.

Let's get the fuck on. Let's move on. Dude Slayer wrote it. He says, hello, tall shaped, friend shaped, and touch people's feet in their sleep shaped. What is your favorite insane, fantastical explanation for something? Like something that could have no explanation, but is made

better by an explanation being fucking crazy or stupid and funny. Example, Cyclops' eye beams being from the punch lasers from the punch dimension. It's stupid, but in the best way possible. Much love and touch Derek. Dude, I'm not going to do that one, but I don't know if I have any examples of ones that I like, but like the one that I hate,

there's one that I think of all the time, which is like the spider totem thing in Spider-Man, where I really hate it. I think it's the dumbest thing that they, that they've, that anyone's ever introduced into anything. I think it was cool into the multiverse shit happened. Sure. I think that was cool. I think the idea of Spider-Man being like, oh, potentially. you might have got your powers for a reason other than you being Spider-Man.

It's like, yeah. Shut your bitch ass up. And then Peter being like, so, so what? And I think that was cool. It was like, yeah, whatever. Amma's leaving. And I was like, that's cool. I think that's more cool than it being like, nope, there is a bunch of spiders all over the place.

And almost all of them are Peter Parker. I was like, this is dumb. That's dumb. That's stupid. That is really stupid. Yeah. Punch laser is a good one. I don't even like that one, no.

I think the fact they gave it a name is crazy. This is a kinetic force dimension. That's it. It shouldn't be a fucking. Because that's fans. That's not like a real thing in comics one. That fans call it the punch dimension. My thing is it's just like, well, why is it fucking a red late?

Like we know what it is. It's kinetic energy. That's it from a place. It's all. It's kinetic. I mean, a lot of things like say, what's, what's, what's it? Gambits power, right? Yeah.

So it's essentially that, but coming through, coming out of this motherfucker's eyes. And nobody, nobody associates his kinetic energy, Gambit, with punching. So it's just even calling it the punch dimensions. Like, what do you fuck? What are you talking about? Like, what are we doing here? There's like, it's, it's, it's not. Like, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when he throws his kinetic card, right.

that's his, like, that's his, like, his, his fucking, that's his fire. No one's like, the card's punching you now. It's like, shut the fuck up. I don't know. That's why it pisses me off. It's a punch card. It's a punch card. If someone says that, I will string up. I will strangle them.

It's a punch card from the fucking punch dimension. I love to see Marcus in a Marvel's top-com game. That would be so fucking sick. He does say nice a lot in the game so far. He does. Where he gets the Lancer and he's like, They know what they're, you know.

Yeah, they know what we want. They know what we want. I do, I will say, we just change them over and over again. The prototype lancers came a little bit too quickly. It's a bit fucking quick. It's like, because what are they? Like the pro bono lancor?

Yeah. It's so, and it looks so much like the, like the official one. Yeah. Like it's not even, it's not even that prototype. It's just like this is literally the prototype. There's a retro lancer, right? No, no, no. No, no, no, because the timeline.

Gears 3, the retro Lancer is the retro Lancer because it's old. In this game, the Retro Lancer is just the Lancer because that's what the Lancer is. The prototype Lancer is the new Lancer. But like, it happens so quick. And it's just some dude who's like, I think I could be. It is very silly. Yeah, it's fucking tie. Yeah, with the chainsaw.

Here, chainsaw, brother. And then, ooh, I think I can do something with this shit. Shee. And then he does it. In times of war, we have. to be creative. And I'm like, such a giant ass. Very poetic. Yeah. It takes him. He is very poetic. No, I like it a lot. The one problem that I have with that is like, and ultimately it's gears. So it's like whatever. Yeah. Like narratively, I'm like, humanity is on the back foot. Surely they can't be

mass producing these. I. Yeah. You made this prototype. You made hundreds of prototype lancers in maybe hours. I legitimately thought he was just going to make one and give it to market. is that's what I thought. I thought it was going to be like, here's the prototype because it's been fucking six hours. It's been like six hours. It was night and then it's daytime.

And then I was like, oh, cool. He has the, and then you turn around and he has a bunch of them for the rest of your fucking squad. And I'm like, what the full? What? What did you even? Okay, whatever. That first of all that, that gun is so ridiculous.

It's the shit. It's the shit inside of fucking auto rifle. I was like, what is? It's even like, it shouldn't even be called the Lancer. That's what's so funny. Like, there's no lancing being done with this. This is just be called the chopper now or something. Like it's not.

The chure. The chure. Even that. The chewer. Actually, I like that a lot. The chure is actually. It is very funny to me that they just did it so quickly. It doesn't make sense, though, I guess, that, like, it, because that's not a weapon that is necessary for people.

You know what I mean? Like, if you're just fighting other people, a chainsaw gun is like ridiculous. But like if you are fighting like these these demons, I guess it makes the impetus to make it makes sense. But it is a bit too quick. That's all. Yeah. The fact that it even goes, the only

reason it's okay to me is because like when Marcus gets it, he revs it up and goes nah. And so like I'm just like all right, you got away with it only because of that. If he was silent, I would have been like this is dumb. Yeah, he's like, I don't know about this. I don't know about this.

I want the retro lancers. I want the retro lancers. throws the prototype on the ground. I like the retro lens a lot, honestly. I really, really, really, really like that gun. The only reason I like it is the, the, the yelling. They yelling when they charge. Like, and he does different ones.

It's not the same one each time. So he makes different noises. And I was like, this is great. I'll just do it for no reason. Just running around the map. Sox. Dom, you want this piece of shit? Fuck no, Marcus.

Ew. stupid. I'd rather have a water gun. A water gun. Die. Then he immediately goes out there with a water gun because he gets it in, he gets it in his head for some reason that they're like the witch from fucking Wizard of Oz. Oh my God. They melt with contact with water.

Dom and Dom's like, I don't know, Mark. The troll. They melt with water. Immediately. Immediately sends it up. Control. I found out something crazy. I found their weakness.

What is it? What is it, Bravo? It's water. H2 hydrogen. We need water guns now. They're like, are you sure, Marcus? It's raining over here. That's not fucking true.

It's raining on this side. Shut up. It's decoy rain. They're trying to fool you. They're trying to obfuscate their, weakness. He's full on. He's like a full on Alex Jones.

Like he's an Alex Jones kind of level conspiracy theorist. And so he's just like, it's all fake rain. Their locusts are making fake rain to trick you into thinking water won't kill him. Control. Give me a water gun now. Now.

They air drop him a water gun and he runs out. It works. It works. It works on one of them because he slips and busts his head open. Oh, so, right. It's like a mister, it's like a completely failing upward situation where it's like it's not that the water gun works. It's that like it makes it so slippery for them that they just fall. They all like fall and hit their heads. I love that. I love that. It keeps happening though. The fucking boomers slip and blow themselves up. The broomox. A broomhawks slips and it hits its head

straight through a spike and dies slow. Like it's crying and it's. It's. scared it's reaching for help. I told you. I told you. Don't ever doubt me again. The Brumach pulls out its phone and he texts at the group chat. They jump me. They just,

these things are jumping. The Virginia me and him doing that is crazy. It is really good. Jump me. All right, let's see. Hungry Howie wrote in. I don't even know if we answer the question. But whatever.

I don't think we have a good answer, honestly. Hungry Howie wrote in. He says, Big Fig Bellers. I completely understand the need to drop down in volume of content for your sanity. I do, however, get bored at work. But you consider making a tier for 50 hours of content a week. That's cute. That's really cute.

I can turn my live stream camera on and you can just watch my empty office. How about that? You can do that. I'm at the $5 tier, but we'll consider upgraded to something like a 550 or $570 for extra content. understand. But first of all, that's that's an amount of money that would be eaten, eaten by Patreon anyway, like a 50 cent, uh, increase. It's not worth increasing. And also just like, look, it's, it's, trust me. All right, things will be good. Calm, Tony wrote in. He says, hello video gamists. Uh, what is the most

NPC feeling interaction you've had in real life? For me, it was a few years ago. I was waiting for a train on the New York subway on the New York subway you're so clearly visiting on the New York subway and then my girlfriend with my then girlfriend to go to a concert at MSG while we were waiting

a short and nerdy a short and dirty looking black dude got off a different train walked by a stop dead in his tracks looked at us both of us and looked at me and said dude you're so lucky then he walked away that's crazy that's insane just because he has a girl

after you like left we just turned to each other and lapped. We weren't even holding hands or anything. We're just standing next to each other. That is, uh, what, I mean, the most, I've had interactions like this, but like the one that I could think of most is like my, I had a barber for a while that, like, and I might have brought him up on the show where like he spoke in these like idioms that like he didn't have an accent. He wasn't like foreign or anything. He spoke perfect English. I just didn't understand anything anybody was saying. Like he would use turns of phrases that I'm fairly certain don't exist. He would say like a little like, like, a little,

like idioms and like share like little bits of wisdom that didn't feel real or feel like you just made them up on the spot. That's crazy. And it was just like very strange. And I wish I recorded him honestly because like there's no way I can like mimic the sentence structure. It was so strange. But it was like like I would go to the barber and he would be like, oh, so you get in a haircut?

You going out of date tonight? I was like, no, I'm just, you know, getting my haircut. And he goes and he would say something like, well the sun shines leftward doesn't you know and shit like that i'm like i yeah i get he took a straight razor and slid his throat no he did he tried to do that to me and i said no haircut he goes oh i'm sorry oh sorry some people come in here asking to be killed um but yeah i don't know there's there's plenty of things like this i'm sure there's ones

that are more npc than that but like That's the one that comes to mind. It sticks out so clearly to me. I think I talked about this on the show already. No, no. I did because homeless fan made a little clip of it. A little animation where I was at the grocery store. Just look at the lunch meet.

And that is shit like that. Someone just comes up to you and says shit, where it sounds like it's literally programmed to say it to anyone. Like, he said, so what do you say? he said, oh, the trick is to find the latest date. You know what you're getting lunch meet? Like, as if you need to remind that. It kind of felt, it's like Wolverine.

Handholds. Yeah. It's like the trick. Like, it's like there's a puzzle in Wolverine. It's like get the right meat. And you have to, you have to just pick the latest date. And he goes like, I think I got to pick the late. I don't know.

I'm still in Marcus Phoenix. But I got to pick the latest date. That'll make sure the food lasts the longest. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for telling me. Thank you, Marcus. I get like tall ones.

People are like, geez, you're tall. And I'm like, no really. I want to start saying that whenever I'm out grocery shopping, like just to myself out loud. The trick is. Like just not even to anybody, but loudly enough that people within earshot can hear it? Here.

It's just like, the trick is to find the ripest one. And then turn around. Do like a Bethesda turn too, where it's like a little exaggerated and then like and then walk away. I started doing that shit in real life. Now where would, now where would the meat be? I wonder if it's by the meat aisle. Dude, play the, um, you do an Mnbivian soundtrack? You play the, get like a speaker, play the oblivion side track while you're, like, interacting

with me. with groceries. Oh my God. These prices. Do you remember those kids? They look at there in high school and they were doing like a Skyrim shit like that. Oh, yeah.

In real life. Yeah, where they were like walking to walls and stuff. Yeah, walking into walls, fucking up the chairs trying to get to like where they're going through the chairs. What I remember most, what I remember most about that kind of content is that there's a famous guy who did it,

who ended up killing his girl for him or something. Oh, yeah. It was his mom, wasn't he? I don't know. What are we talking about? It was some guy, like, look up Skyrim TikTok, uh, murder and you'll find it. Whereas it's like some guy who's like popular on TikTok for like doing like Skyrim like an oblivion like NBC videos. He just, uh, he got arrested because he killed his fucking girlfriend or something.

Oh, I know who you're talking about. He was that guy. He was in the army. I think he lived in like San Diego or some shit. Oh, wow. I think I because like, I remember he was a famous. Well, he was big at, okay, I know you're talking about. I didn't know that he was connected to

Skyrim. That's the only thing that I remember seeing from him was those videos. Okay, because he would do, I've seen his scarface shit. And I was like, this is stupid. And so I guess he would do like a bunch of stuff. So, okay. Interesting. Ali Abulaban.

Gin kid is what he was known by. Yeah. And so I guess he would do, I saw Scarface things and I was like, that's fucking stupid. Yeah, you killed his girlfriend. I remember that. Yeah, they have a footage of him. I remember this. Dude, you just flashback.

You just, a bunch of shit just came rushing to my head right now. It's crazy. What a fucking idiot. What a fucking asshole. Yeah, I remember while I think she was on the phone or something, you can hear the shots. Like, that's crazy. When he shot her, I think she was either calling the cops or the phone. I think the phone was in his pocket.

and he narked on himself, I think. I think that's what it was. It was something stupid. I was insane, obviously. Yeah. We all make mistakes. Yeah. Well, I mean.

That's so great. That's like something your mom would say, like, after you committed murder. Yeah. It's okay, honey. Nobody's perfect. No one's perfect. That's great. I don't think I have unconditional love like that.

I don't think if I had, and I know it's easier. I can't say that because I don't have. I have unconditional love to a problem. point. Like there's a you know, which I guess is not unconditional. Yeah. I suppose. I suppose. I don't have unginational love. What do you say? I don't have a, I don't have the control.

What I can do is I can, I can see the reason why people can get to points, but I don't, I don't have an unconditional love. Like so if you like say your nephew right now, your step nephew, you know, just gets a little bit older. Absolutely gut somebody like a pig. It would hurt me deeply, but I'd have to

acknowledge that he was wrong. I guess I've had love for the person he was. But do you still like support him and be like, I still love you no matter what? Or do you like, bro, I can't fuck with you anymore? It depends. Depends on, um, on the scenario that I just, um, how he says, like, how, how he accepts it, you know, how he understands if he did something wrong and he's trying to better himself. Like granted, you still do you think you have to, you have to suffer the crime you committed.

But like, it depends on like, it's not as simple as like, oh, I'm still love you. It's like, well, no, I'm going to acknowledge you did something horrible and you deserve to be in incarcerated. But if he's trying to become a better person, I'd be like, well, I see you're trying to become better, but you got a lot to prove, but even like, um, you know, the intent behind it that he's gutting someone like a pig. Well, yeah, like that's

crazy. Like yeah, but that's like there's, but like no one does that. That's all right. You know, that's the thing. There's levels to it. You know, I think, because I think generally like, I don't know, I've known people who fucked up in like really like, like, in ways that are like not great, but also like not like murdering or

like grooming a minor or something like you know what I mean like there are there are tears to this kind of thing I have I have more than a few others that have like straight up killed people like they people are dead because of them and they've durved time and they come out and there are people that like help people don't go down those paths sure

so like those people I'm like are you are an example of what should happen so I do respect what you've become not what you did well of course you don't respect what they did Yeah, so it's like, but it's like, you know, that's, so most people do shit they don't understand it why they did was wrong, you know, that's or it's like, so if you, if you just like, so here's one that I saw recently, um, on, I think it was on the long crime network or who fucking knows. I, one of those true crime things, a guy, um, a father murders his teenage daughter because he was, um, she was probably going to narc on him because, uh, he was like sexually assaulting her. So he was like, you know, he was raping his own daughter and then he kills her. Now, let's just say for the sake of argument, this guy is like very remorseful and he's like, you know, and then he's trying to be like, don't be like me, don't go that and this stuff like that.

But do you think if that was one of your family members, do you think you can like still be cordial with them? I can't love them the same way at all. No, I can't. Yeah. I can respect the path they're taking. You definitely can't love them the same way. I would still be like separate from them.

Yeah. Yeah. That's the thing where I'm like. I that would be such a hard that would be the test of conditional love versus a conditional love right there. If I encounter him again I'd be like I respect what you've turned your life

into but you also are you've done something horrible. I don't even know if I could talk to someone like that. That's like someone who what? Who did something that example I gave that what that person did where like rape to kill his own daughter? Oh no. So it's like can I even talk to somebody on a normal level without getting like

like so emotionally charged, I don't think I can do it. No, that's too much. That's, that's a crazy. That's not a, that's not a human mistake. Yeah, that's, you know what I mean? There's a, there's a lot of human mistakes that I think a lot of people don't like to acknowledge are pretty deeply human. That's not a, that's not a human mistake. Yeah.

No, that's monstrous as far. Yeah, I think most things. For me, I'm not even like a, I'm not even like a humanizing most people person, but like that's like really bad. I'd be like, yo, dude. Yeah. Yeah, no, you got to go. You got to go. Most things are forgivable.

Like that are. You got a, you got to. Violence induced. Because it's action, you know, like after acting is the problem. Like, you know, like, if like, people have impulses to do fuck things. Like, I've had impulses where I wanted to hurt people before. But I don't act on it. Acting on those worst impulses, it's like, oh, you're, you suck.

Having the control. Very important. Very important. I always talk about, like, not hurting people that, uh, if I'm in a bad mood, I don't, um, lash out at other. people. I lash out on like, like, say like, you pound your chair or something. You're pissed off at a game. I don't pound people or yell at them. Personally, this is something that like, I have, I have

trained myself to do because it's easier to just lash out at people to like whoever's in the vicinity, just yell, like, you're in a bad mood and then somebody comes across you. You can just be like, what the fuck do you want? You know, like you just get really mad at them. It's very easy to do that. And I've never understood people do that. Like, yeah, my whole life, I've never grasp that why people do that. I can understand. I'm not mad at you. I'm not mad at you. I can understand. They're not thinking. That's why. Like, I understand why they do it. It's easier. It's easier to lash out at anyone in the vicinity than to control your emotions and then like, I've definitely been short with people because I'm upset already. Yeah, you've,

I'm sure you call people hard are like a bunch of like, but I'm like often when I'm upset, I'm like, hey, leave me alone. I'm just leave me be like doctor my head right now. I said, leave me alone and turns everybody in a fucking juice that that is someone imagine him having being short with people and having a bad fucking temper just killing everyone just because he's slightly

imagine a mad god then imagine us I guess so right if he was like if Dr. Manhattan was a psychopath it would it would just be like a 10 minute story you know yeah it'd be like so I made the world

I made everybody's face a dick and then everybody's ass a big butthole and everybody fucks each other and then I turn everybody in a piss and I love that moon. I love that a lot. It's a good way to go about it. You know? Yeah.

What else can you do? What more do I have? What more could we possibly endure? All right. Let's see. It's Friday. Friday, I like balls because I'm gay, wrote in. He says, hey, boys.

Hope you guys are enjoying the new schedule. Anyways, in the past, Chris has mentioned that every tragedy has a timeline that's objectively the funniest version of that tragedy. That's not what I said. I think that's probably true, literally, like in a broad sense. I said, whatever the tragedy, there is a funniest version of that tragedy. Yeah. That's what I said.

There is a version of that, not in like a different timeline. And I just mean like in the world as it exists. You, anyway, so you get to change one single detail of the kirketing to make it the funniest version. What detail are you changing? The funniest version? I don't know.

If the guy jumped off to the 360 for you shot him, that would have been crazy. That's funny. 360 would be crazy. Something that, I can tell you some, you, a plastic,

like, dildo shaped, projectile that was actually used and they imagine dying with a fucking dildo through his neck would have been

crazy. That would have been very hard for even some of the most serious people to be like not chuckle and be like

that's fucking crazy because that's such a absurd thing to see if you saw like a dildo bullet you know what I'm saying and I think there's funnier things than that

that was the first thing I can to my head. But I don't, what do you got, Chris? How could you make it actually funny? Maybe that even, you know that one dad that was crying? Oh, yeah. He was going to be the president. Like maybe that guy would have even laughed a little bit.

What do you think he could do? I think if I, if he was like holding in diarrhea the entire time and he was like kind of like he had this engagement that he had to do and so he wasn't feeling great, that's quite close his eyes just before because he was trying to like tank the the area and then he and then he gets hit and then he just shits all over the ground like in a way that's like obvious oh in a way that's like it's like you can't hide it you know what I mean like he clenches so hard when he gets hit that it did the shit just explodes out of boy it just falls that would have been fucking wild that would be the only thing

that I could think like I don't know there's but what I mean by that but what I mean by my initial statement is like there is a funniest assassin's Yeah, there's a, there's a funniest, there's a funniest child falling down a riverbed, you know, there's a funniest. There's a funniest dog exploding. Like there is a funniest, uh, like that exists. Yeah. Like there's like there's a few growth side, like car side bombs that were hilarious. Probably. Which led to a pretty pretty funny. The way that like say, you know, some tanks like ran over people or some people got ragdolled behind like trucks or something. it probably looked kind of funny.

And instead of it being like horrifying in certain scenarios and other scenarios, it actually like, well, that was actually kind of funny. And I feel bad for laughing. Kind of a thing. Dude, what's crazy?

One of our friends, their favorite horror movie is hereditary, right? Okay. And you were talking about it. And I was like, dude, the scene where the girl gets decapitated is hilarious.

That's just funny as fuck. It's hilarious. She was like, it's actually mortifying. And I was like, it's actually not. Where was that mortified? That shit was.

and then the brother's reaction just to go upstairs and go to bed that shit's fucking funny i'm sorry very funny it was why wasn't meant to be funny that shit was funny i i think look man there's a lot of people like again you enjoy your shit enjoy your film and interpret it in any way you want to i'm happy for you you know what i'm saying i'm happy that you can enjoy it and

take this thing seriously that you know some people It's hard for me to take it very seriously because the way that it's done is not it's not serious at all It's like it's like people getting mad at the the fast and furious franchise You know like at like five and up or it's they made the conscious decision to not take this seriously anymore And I'm like guys there's no need to be angry at it They it's not like they were trying to make something serious and then it just came out kind of looking unsurious They're like no we're just going to to make schlock. And so just

absorb it, have fun. And I understand why people get upset when I say similar things about something like hereditary. Because I'm like, I feel that way about it, even though it's definitely supposed to be taken seriously. Yeah, look, man, I think it's a good, I think the movie's

plot is amazing. I think it's actually like generally an amazing plot. I think the symbolism, no, I think I think the, the, the lot of like it being like a you're like to think that i i'm not going to push back like familiar trauma i think that is actually really good i think the story was silly as fuck but i think the the plot is good i think the story's really really silly but i think it's like it's so unfortunately tragic it has to be funny unfortunately you know yeah like that situation is like so like this is unbelievably bad like like like your daughter getting decapitated because your son's negligent

leads her to dying. That's so genuinely sad. That is like this got to be funny. It also made it worse because of how just like busted she is, you know? I don't even care about that, bro. I just think the idea of that part it's like a regular. It's like a, okay, think about it this way. A normal healthy child being hit by a bus versus like, you know, a child with like down syndrome or so.

You know what I'm saying? Like there's, like there's absurdity. My, my immaturness and my uncomfortable nature will make. me laugh harder. Yes. Because of the person being like, yes. You know, obviously the same, physically disabled or mentally, whatever way it is. Yeah. Which is, which just talks about my character.

But yeah. I didn't think about that. I was like, oh, this kid just died. That's tragic. Oh, he's going upstairs to bed. That's crazy. That's crazy to me. Shout out to the people that can like, you can, you can still be immersed in that to feel

what the director is trying to make you feel. You know, I don't have that ability a lot of times because my brain is just, it's thinking too many thoughts when there's too much, when shit isn't smooth, I get brought out like immediately. And that's more of a me issue than, you know, sometimes I feel like if I played football a lot longer,

you know, and got hit a few more times, ahead, I think I would be able to enjoy stuff a lot more because I just wouldn't, my brain wouldn't be able to like just fire off as much. You know, not even like a, an intelligence thing, but just neurons firing,

having less of them firing. I think I would enjoy things a hell of a lot more. So maybe a surprise baseball to the back of the head. Might, uh, might, might get me to that point. Digitizes you, bro. I'm just kidding. Don't do that. I don't want to surprise baseball

back to that. Too late. I got on. Yeah. I'm going to have to walk around with a helmet now just in case. Let's see. Let's see. Do you remember in Mask of the Fantasem or there's a guy riding a motorcycle and he hits Bruce Wayne with a baseball bat? Like probably going an absurd amount of speed. Oh, yeah.

And I'm like, how is this niggas, not every rib just absolutely crushed and punctured his lungs and his lungs are called? Derek, he's Bruce Wayne. He's Bruce Wayne. He's fine. This is the shit that I thought about as a kid. Basilifantasm came out like 94, 93. I can't even remember. And as a kid, I'm like, all right, bro. I'm a kid and I'm like annoyed that Batman's too indestructible.

I shouldn't be thinking about that shit, dude. Right, yeah. In Batman returns, there's a moment where Batman takes a guy off a horse and throws him on his neck. And the guy's a husky guy. That person's paralyzed, dude. Do you remember in the Tim Burton ones, Batman blows up a warehouse full of people? Yeah, he does kill people on that one.

Yes, that is, he does have killed people. Fucking rips Joker's legs off. Now walk. No, walk. You fucking, what did you do to my legs, man? I can't do Jack Nicholson. I can't do it. I'm not even going to try it.

What did you do to my legs? Batman digs into Joker's hips And then starts to split him from his hips Oh my God, that hurts And then he and then he doesn't do it all the way Batman's Joker's like, please stop He's like, all right And he doesn't, he pulls a little

There's to see how far I can get That's a little bit be separating a little bit What have you done to my leg? He's hard Because there's so many eras of Jack Nicholson That you can do as well Like there's like, you know what I mean There's like

There's different versions of him. They're shining. I was the Joker once. There's here's Johnny. There's you can go all the way where he's saying the inward and the departed. You can have that version. Yeah. A lot of different ones. I love him and departed.

That's one of my favorite movies. Listen here, Jack. I think I'll put it in top ten. I'm gonna rip your legs on. That's him as Batman, I guess. That's about, yeah, yeah. Talking to himself. I think he's not heath what the fuck am I saying um oh my god uh the I forgot his name

the original Batman live action Conroy no no original live action Batman oh Kevin Conroy live action thanks Adam West no I'm sorry move oh I got to be more precise Michael Keaton thank you I couldn't remember his fucking name uh I think honestly he could have been a sick ass fucking Joker Oh, Michael Keaton, yeah, I think so. Like Beetlejuice? Because he's even... Not exactly that, but like, you could do it. He has deranged eyes.

I watched a really shitty movie the other day with Jojo where he's like a con artist and he's like scamming. I can't remember what the movie's called, but he's like scamming. He scams this couple out of like and he's squatting in their apartment, I think in like San Francisco or something like that.

And he's doing all this like really devious shit to like get the cops on his side. and it's basically the stuff that he's doing I'm like this is what the fucking Joker would do just just just for fun and you know he was a comedic actor and he was more I him him stepping into the role of Batman was

weird actually when you looked at a retroactively where I even saw like a clip out of the newspaper for it was like Mr. Mom is Batman and I was like that's funny yeah yeah it is crazy like it is like there's a lot of casting like that or it's like same thing with Heath Ledger right we're like people just didn't expect it

And yeah, Michael Keaton, he would have been a good... He could do most things, I think, actually. Like, I think he's a pretty versatile guy. He's really good. He's very distinct looking, which is kind of the problem, because it's like, it's very obviously him. Yeah. So it's kind of difficult.

But he's got good range, you know? Oh, like a lot. He'll just is not... Beal juice is nothing like his Batman character at all. So... Yeah, that's just weird to be. Crazy if it was. If you just use the same character,

What's going on? It was going on. I'm going to beat up the Joker. Gordon, I don't really remember Batman 89 actually that well. It's trash. It's, it's underwhelming. It is. It's trash.

I would say the cinematography is the best thing about it. I remember being a kid and liking it, but it's been, I haven't seen it literally since. I think last time I saw it was on VHS in the 90s. So like it's been a minute. Jack Nichols. is fun. I will say that his props is when he first

kills this dude, the way he's killing him and he's doing like these kind of trick shot things. But he keeps using that gay quote, you ever dance with the devil on the pale moon light? I'm like, what the fuck does that even mean? Like he just says it. He just says it for no reason. I know what he means, but it's like, it's like,

what does he mean? What does he mean? I'm assuming he's means that you ever dance the devil and you can clearly see it's the devil. Like there's no denying what it is. I guess the point of the same. I guess so. I always thought it was like him literally asking. Like he thinks it's plausible that everybody he's met has danced with the devil in the pale moon.

Holy crap. That gave me a headache. Because he's fucking insane. It's just like this, you know, but they just shoehorned in to be like, oh, that's, it's that guy. It's him. And it was their version of why so serious? Like they thought it was like, they thought it was so cool. It's like some writer

Some writer was like Yo you don't be sick If Joker says You ever dance with the devil In the pale moonline It's like yes Copy paste that in the script seven times I like that he's like

The clown prince of crime proper in that movie though Like he's like actually like A loony mob nigga I like them I think that's cool He's a good Joker I don't I don't think he's a bad Joker at all I love he has he is

He's goofy enough He's got sick props to when he pulls out that fucking gun to take out the bat jet the bat wing yeah come on come on did you see that they cast the joker for the next uh batman movie i saw something about that um he's the guy from what you call it so it's not so it's not so it's not jack nicklesson it's it's nick jackelson oh okay let's lead the names i want to go home now want to leave now i'm excited for that one man nick jackals did man like he's an underage he's an under he's an under he's an underrated actor

Jekyllson. I want to see if there's anyone named Nick Jackleson. Jackelson is such a crazy fucking name. So stupid. I think there's like a rapper. Some white rapper goes by Nick Jackleson. Is that really a person? He thought he was clever.

Some throwaway joke. Nick Jackleson on. reals. Damn, this dude's been putting shit out this year, bro. Oh, God, I hope it's great. A guy who could really use five bucks a month right now, Rod, and he says, hello, voice of reason, vision of chaos, and scent of thinking you're cooking, but never actually doing so. I'm sorry, um, I, could you repeat that one more time? I was too busy listening to Nick Jackal. It was just the names. It's not. It's, oh, oh, are we in the news? But no, no, it's a, it's a, it was saying, it was saying, hello. Gotcha. And, and, and so he says,

the older I get, the more I see myself enjoying what I used to think was boring old person stuff, like home maintenance, power tools, and other shit like that. What changes have you seen in how you like to spend free time? Little me would think it's crazy to see a pile two by fours and plywood and as boundless opportunities for fun. Honestly, dude, sleeping.

I used to hate going to sleep and I used to hate being asleep and I used to hate resting and I hated nap time and I hate like in kindergarten and shit. I hated all of it. because I just wanted to do shit. I had so much energy. Now it's like, God, man.

If I could live my whole life asleep, it'd be great. You sound wildly depressed, but yeah. I mean, certainly. Absolutely. But for me, it's like, I think definitely spending time with Lily, just like sitting around, no phone or anything, just sit around chatting about bullshit.

Big deal. It's always a good time. Queer. And then hanging out with my nephews, man. That shit took a good time of me always. Hanging out with children? Yeah. My nephews, yes.

Yeah, hanging out with kids. My nephews, yes. Miners. My nephews. Underage boys. My nephews. I think it's funny. I'm trying to think of like whether or not.

I mean, I must have liked. Kingston Jameson. You go by Tom Sweeney, Inc. Tom Sweeney, Vivo. What are you doing here? watching my nephews What are you doing here? Have a seat. I'm here actually. Why are you watching your nephews? Isn't it a little weird to watch underage boys?

My cousin is out and she needs to want to watch her kids. So I'm watching her kids. This is also my house. See, I've lived here for years. Chris Hansen, I'm warning you I'm going to shoot you really soon. You can't kill me. I'm in the wall. Is this your username? Petal Lover Fun Joy?

69. No, it's not. Oh. Oh, sorry. It's a genuine misunderstanding. Oh, I'm sorry for wasting your time. My mistake. We set up at the... It looks like we've set up at the wrong house. Somewhere down the block, a child is being viciously molested because we didn't do our due

diligence. Yeah. we've got to run as fast as we can it's just him and his team like sprinting down to the right house because they got like it's like the nine like on this house like flip to a six because like the the screw wore off so they just set the

they set all the shit up in the wrong house oh my god that's awesome I love that and by the time they get there it's like the guys already the guy's already like leaving he's like it's too late I've done it yeah the guy's like he has this gleeful happy smile on his face like I peddode. He's got a post-molestation glow, and then he rips a fucking sewer.

He rips a sewer grate off the ground and dives into the sewer and disappears like Spider-Man when he breaks Eddie Brock's camera. He dives really bad, too. He goes, see a jump. And Chris Hansen's like, no. Do post-bolestation glow. That's fucking,

such a wild, fucking thing to say. I love it. It looks like he's got away with it. This is the first time, or this is the third time this week. The third time. This is the third time this week. Nick Jackelson has gotten away from us. Nick Jackalson.

But we'll get him one day. He's my arch nemesis. My North Star. He's literally just been trying to capture it. He's like Ahab and the whale. Chris Hansen's been trying to catch Nick Jackalson for years. It's the only reason to catch the predator. slipping away.

And it wasn't even because he did anything. He did, like, he molested his toy bear when he was like a child. You know what I mean? Like, he just, like, fucked with his bear or whatever. And he, like, he took that seriously. And now he just goes around harassing Chris Hanson. He just goes around making life a living hell by going around, like,

pedifying on purpose. He doesn't even want to do it. He just, he just knows Chris Hansen has it informed. He doesn't even want to do it. He doesn't even want to do it. He's like so begrudging. That's crazy. So his post-molestation glow is specifically in spite of Chris Hanson and not that molested a child.

No, it's literally just because he knows he's he's hard. He's done harm to Chris Hanson. That is. This is up there with some of the dumbest shit that's ever been said to show. This is dog shit. This is up there. All right. We can move on.

I'm not married to the idea. But I really hope. But yeah, I don't know, man. Like, I like, I'm trying to think of like boring shit that I didn't like when I was a kid. Oh. It would be sleep, honestly. Like, it would. I think like I love naps now.

Definitely women. I'm starting to hit that wave again where I'm going down again where I was like, I was like, stoked on women as a kid. You know, then kind of in my 20s. I'm like, they're okay. And then I was like, oh, I should probably settle down. Women are cool again. And I'm like, I don't know about women. And I'm kind of that one.

I'm like, men? Like, you know, I have that thing where it's like men, question mark? Men question mark. That's what I'm out right now. That's crazy. I think that means you're gay. But like, hey, also that's what's up. I see the question mark means I'm not gay yet.

No, I might be possibly. Yeah, but maybe. Interested? Men? So I don't know. I haven't crossed a threshold, but, you know, we'll see what happens. When I get there, it's either going to be. bitch, go out and go out of fucking dude.

It's going to be like, men. And then men or men and then back to women. Women. You know what I mean? Women. Or hybrids. We'll go, uh, uh, intersex people, dude. Yeah.

Trans women? You know, that's where we go. Like, what's I fail with men? Men? Trans women? Trans women. There we go. And then now I'm part of the, uh, I'm an ally.

would you be considered now by fucking trans women if you do it you would do it and you're listening you acknowledge it yeah oh yeah it can't be it can be on the down low like what you're fucking dudes and be like no no no I never I never I would never do that

Bus Boys by Theo Vaughn is my favorite movie road and says hello Chris Sweene and Chris too Is that a real movie? I think so maybe I think so yeah because they mean He made a movie with someone. If you had the opportunity to ruin one famous person's life using genie magic, who would it be and how?

Um, I don't know about any famous people. I think, uh, using genie magic, he said? Yeah, you know what?

I think I'm going to go, yeah, not any famous people. I think I'm just going to go anybody named Sam, I think. Anyone named Sam. That's crazy. I think it's like a dumb name for a retarded person.

That's good. I'd, um, um, an ex that went, Samantha then went by Sam. So, that'd be fine.

Yeah, that'd be fun. I went by Samantha. I've never met a Sam that I didn't want brutally murdered. I like that. I had an ex-name Samuel that went by Samantha. That's fine. But yeah.

So Sam, you know, sorry. Sorry, Chris. You got to die. It looks like. Sam,

what it is. Sam that I know from high school. You're dead or there's a couple of Sam's, you're dead. A couple of sams I know, but like, you know, just to,

you know, you got to clear, clear the board, you know. Someone who I want to ruin their life. I like that. Yeah. All biblical names.

So, like, Sam, so Samuel. What are the other ones? Luke, Joseph. Gabriel. A lot of names. It's actually very many people. It's like so many people. It's insane.

John, it's probably most people. John, it says most people. It's most people that, it's most people in America for sure. Yeah, yeah. You know. Yeah, I think I'm fine. Let's say. I don't, I think both of you guys are kind of

trouble. Maybe Derek. So I'm okay because my spelling is specifically named after you have a modern spelling whoever coined those oil derricks. So I think it's just that like it's just the I'm just an oil Derek. I'm okay. Chris is a Chris is concerning. Chris is concerning because Christopher is that. That's not because Christian. I don't know. I don't know. I made it that's a tricky one because it is it is both so connected to it and also so not because I don't think there's like an apostle Chris or like a I don't think so or anything like that

I think Christopher is still a biblical name though Let's look at the origin It's biblically based because it's like Christ like Christ like Chris Chris is Christopher A biblical name So originates from the Greek name Christophoros Oh which means bearer of Christ

Oh fuck Well there you go God damn it Oh well I just learned something new today. Yeah, you're cook, bro. I got a Greek name? What the fuck am I?

Is Greek or Dutch? Well, like, you know, the origin is like from, and then they, and then you people update us. Christopharos. That's so much cooler. That's so much cooler. Yeah. Like, what the fuck, mom? What do you do parents?

You could have done way better. Christopheros, dude. That's sick. Yeah, well, sucks and stuff. Man, fuck the Greeks. the coolest fucking words they got cool dude I'm all Greek brain right now because I went back to playing Odyssey

and just like it's everything over there's so cool it's just fucking cool as shit even like the history it sucks that I have no history because I just don't know and then American history is piss it's so boring and dumb and well the problem is that American history sucks

because you're black also too so nothing about the good parts you can even remotely be like oh that's all just based off me white American history what's like what's the coolest thing about that you like all the top of your head and I mean like

World War II that's it's the coolest thing about America period everything else about America sucks and that's what even that kind of sucks well it sucks awful there was an awful war but even like like when you just when you immediately think of like Japan for example you immediately can just go to the medieval you know But granted, granted, they're all way older than America.

That's exactly my point. That's exactly it. That's exactly it right there. For America's too young, full of piss and slavery, that's it. Just piss and slavery. Imagine this young and having this much shit, Israel. But imagine, imagine. You calm down now.

You do not talk about my Israel, okay? You know, we let in African slaves. We don't need to talk about that Inferto You don't need to look about there now That's fine Dude I love it man That country

We love you We can give you free Room and Board in Israel You come over right now Grab that beeper real quick Here's a good thing to bring up What do we got? Because we didn't bring it up last time

And then we can wrap it up We got to most of the big questions By the way If you guys see questions on the thread Vote on them Vote on them Like the ones you think are cool like the ones you want to see

answered it helps but fuck I just lost my track it was about Candice Owens being a lesbian oh fuck I forgot about that I'm sorry man I think I lost it oh backshot Kyle wrote he says sup Chris

I don't know if you heard but recently it came out that Candice Owens is a raging lesbian so my question is if you had the if you had the Dave Rubin make if you had the Dave Rubin makeup again do you think Candice would let you smash

that's crazy that's just fucking funny. That's funny. That is funny. I completely forgot about that, man. That's crazy. I hate her so much, but people think she's attractive and I just, I can't, but I think it's because I hate her so much. I don't, she's not, I don't, I don't, I've never thought like, oh, she's really hot,

but I can see that she's pretty. And, you know, I'm like, oh, yeah, she's, I, I, I always classify her in like the moderately attractive thing, but, um, I, yeah. There's something about her eyes that have always just been completely, like, void for me. there's to me the attraction like like usually starts with the eyes for me she's got crazy eyes no which is how like i know she's hot probably you know like i i i i know better now but there was a time where that probably would have worked you know to me it's not about it being because that's not hot it's just you're just thinking like oh imagine what she can what she's

capable of it's just interesting it's like it's it's more like oh this is exciting you know that's what that's what it's but it's but it's But it's- You're the rat that takes the cheese that shaped like a fucking, I don't know, a bird or something like that. Like, you're just getting caught with traps easily. It's insane. Yeah, I mean, I was like that for a while. I have built-in danger sense. I don't know, man. No, I was never into that. I was very danger keep away.

I did have danger sense. And then it turned out that it didn't matter. So I was like, well, fuck it. It didn't matter. Like, who gives a shit? I did get hoodwinked a couple of times. It did happen. Yeah.

I it was it was always my choice I never got hoodwinked I made bad choices You made bad choices Alright sure No one ever tricked me all right I know what the fuck I was doing Oh good for you Well good for you bitch

You bitch I knew you suck I did want to bring it up Just because you know I'm glad you did it would be remiss It would be remiss if we didn't mention it Even though there's not really much to say about it No she just had like a thing She had an account on like a dating thing for women or something like that

Like a long ass time ago And it was like it was definitely hers You know what I mean Like there's no if answer buts about it, whether or not she's literally a lesbian, like, I don't know, it's kind of here saying who gives a shit. I mean, she's at the very least, she's bisexual.

She's certainly at the very least. She's biurious and minimal, yeah. And some people think that because they, they're like, oh, she's probably in like that lavender relationship. I kind of I would lead more towards that because, you know, the person that she even married, I'm like, this is another, this is an opportunistic marriage. Like, this is not even this isn't, it's so fucking obvious that it keeps happening

on the conservative circles. We're looking at the people that they're marrying and I'm like, this is all Opportunism. You don't love these people. Right. Yeah. Whatever. That's what they're going to do, man. That's what they do. So, yeah, I'm going to look into that now because I completely forgot. I just saw some of the shit. Because if you spend like five minutes on Twitter like I do every once in a while, you miss everything. Yeah. So like big stuff like that, I was like, you say what now? And then every time they're like, yeah, on Twitter.

And I'm like, oh, yeah. That shit doesn't float on Instagram. It's weird. That stuff's not coming to Instagram to me And I feel like that's weird Instagram is just memes and racism Yeah I don't even get racism that much anymore I think my curation's been pretty good Yeah

It's been a lot of the racism is It's kind of missed me now I've been off the air I curated all of it away from Big Booty women And now it's just like Ridiculous memes Or a lot of D&D stuff

And in the occasional like Yo I just said that they blow out the Norton I'm like oh my God Like Like dude the holes were trying to slip back into my algorithm on Instagram just like out of nowhere like I have not interacted with any like

women or liked anything and then all of a sudden some chick that's cooking some Asian woman with giant knockers and her fuck you can basically see her nipples through her like little dress or whatever yeah she's just cooking and I'm like why is it I didn't interact with anything and I was like I have to get out of here before it if you hover on it too long you got a not interested man I have so many

they probably think I like They probably think I'm a hyper gay man. So many women is not interested. And I'm like, oh, man. That's a good point. Not interested. Not interested. I wish.

I am interested, but I'm not interested. Exactly. I don't want to get yelled at all night. So I'm not interested. All right. Well, that's that's it. We've got to all of the relevant questions, much more manageable list. We miss a lot, obviously, but there's a lot there that, like,

Like, we left it open a little bit longer. So it actually reached, because it was up and up until now. And we're recording this on Wednesday. It was supposed to go. It was supposed to shut down on Monday. Yeah. So, and there were only 100. You know, so it's like, that's very manageable.

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It's not dope. It's not dope. I think post-Charlie thing was kind of telling. Do you think it was like a thing? Yeah. Well. It's not dope. It seems happen, I guess.

They do. You got a, you got a, you know, trad Catholic husband. I mean, you know. Who has had some tweets. Yeah. Had some sweets. Who said some unsavory shit. I mean, you know, not really.

I don't know. I'm not shocked. I don't know. Every time I watch a video of hers that I feel like people freak out about. I don't really understand what people are freaking out of it, but I don't know. because it's just like it just doesn't seem like I don't read what people are reading from it. Are you like ignoring what she's saying because you're she's in the videos in her videos I don't see it. I don't really see a lot.

They're like unbelievably bad thing. Her Twitter in my opinion is way more ridiculous. Her Twitter is like, well, what are you doing? But the videos itself was just like this is stuff that I would have said probably. I don't think so. They're unbelievably bad. I've only seen one recently to be fair. The last thing that I don't remember what people were talking about, but I did, I caught the amazing atheist.

he like changed his name to like the into the fray or something like that. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I caught a bit of it and I was like, I can't even finish this. It was just stupid. And I was just like, it was very pandery to the right. And I was just like, you wouldn't do this, Chris. This is what I'm saying.

I was just like, oh, this is. I know what. The only, the only video that I saw. Well, no, I mean, just like the, the, there was only one video that I saw where people were freaking out of it. And I was like, I don't know exactly what people were talking about here. But I only saw one. video. Do you remember what the subject was?

No, not even now at this point. I was trying to remember what I don't remember either what he was Amazing Atheist responded to and it, oh, I think it was the, the woke wave or what is it called? The woke one or something. I think it was woke one is what it was. And I remember. What was she saying in that video? I remember her complaining. Damn.

Oh, like say, She was like the, there was that one Asian chick that was a long time ago saying like, like, uh, which abolished like Thanksgiving or something like that. And she was commenting on that when that chick kind of came out and even said like, no, I wouldn't do that now. Like she was kind of, she was basically pandering to people that would be mad about that bullshit. Whereas first of all, if she even said that now, I wouldn't give a fuck. I'm like, even if Thanksgiving was, let's just say for the sake of argument, like as a holiday it's gone, people still celebrate. Who gives a fuck? What are you saying?

That's true. You can't really ban people from celebrating. No, it's not how anything works. Even if it's gone, they'll still do it. And so it was just leaning into shit like that where it's like this manufactured outrage shit. And it just always is like, I see what you're doing. And I don't appreciate it. You know, it's just really, like I said, it's extremely bad faith arguments, like unbelievably bad faith arguments.

And I'm like, this is crazy. Like I see her views. Because you're smart. I've seen you be smarter than this. I've actively seen you be smarter than this. And like see nuance in your videos. And it's just like the dust of nuance. She gets a lot of views.

You know what I'm saying? There's a target audience that they'll kind of always be there for you. Where even if you're not in like the limelot anymore, we talked about Paul Joseph Watson one time. And I talked about him the other day. And when I looked him up, he was clearing like 400,000, 500,000 per video. No one talks about this guy anymore.

Like there are a very dedicated amount of viewers that just love that shitty fucking right wing propaganda slop. And you can count on them. they're not going to hold you accountable for nothing if you fuck anything up. Not like to say if you try to cater to people on the left where if you say anything remotely wrong the left is stupid. Yeah, the left is stupid.

Yeah, don't get me wrong. The left is full of a bunch of... It's not a smart business. It's not a smart business thing that pander to the left. They don't do anything. The left is a bunch of performers people that don't understand.

I don't understand like the goal is to make people better and not ostracize them. And that's the problem with... That's liberalism or in this. I think leftism truly. And it's like, give me some grace. If I make a mistake. Give me some fucking grace.

You could also like, yeah, let's let's stop. Yeah, yeah, we don't need to get deep in this shit. Yeah, I don't know.

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That's probably worse. Oh, that's the guy that, that, that's the guy that, that, uh, that's not worse. Is that the guy that rode in the,

the, oh, maybe, maybe. That would be interesting. I mean, traded, you trade it upward. good job man i mean i hope the other one has large

massive tits because you said that chick had like cannons i hope she's a nazi the caribbean's probably going to be wildly homophobic but you could train right of that you could train right of the homophobia maybe may car star coffee the other vizuber that's the question putting analog cigarettes out on robot dogs you sh Arthur morgan becomes an alt-right grifter that would suck no these indians that's crazy even Dutch would hatch that plan for sure.

Arthur, I think Dutch was like, there's money here, Arthur. We're not educated, Arthur. I got a plan. It's called Turning Point. USA. There's a large vacuum in Turning Point, USA, Arthur.

Oh, I don't know, Dutch. Trust me, Arthur. I don't think he's a good idea, Dutch. I want to do it. Yeah, he. He would be the new face of a turning point. He'd be here. He'd be Charlie Kirk.

He'd be, what is it? John Marston would be there, Charlie Kirk. Yeah, what's the new? So there was, there was changed my mind.

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what's the word I'm looking for? But like, so there was, the change of my mind, prove me wrong. And what would be theirs? Oh, it would clear my lungs. No, I'm kidding.

Clear my lungs. Clear my lungs. It would be, I don't know, we'll, I don't know, man. That's tricky. Yeah. We need to spend time on that. I guess so. I guess it's coming to mind.

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when you think about the star spangled bat or whatever the national anthem it's just a rip off of god save the queen so like like this humor is just like oh yeah like just being snarky and fucking and edgy and shit it's always been a thing i guess

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That would be sick. We're going to send it. Well, you know what? We should have a show where it's like idiot. You ever see Idiot Abroad with Ricky Jervais and Carl Pilkington? Where like they send, they send Carl Pilkington to all these places because he just doesn't care. He's not curious.

It's just funny to watch an idiot, not care about culture. We should do that with Jordan. We should send it. We should do a, we'll raise money, we'll have a separate tier. A little fund. Right. To throw Jordan, throw Jordan at India. I like it.

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