The Snark Tank - #442: It's Been a Wild Week

Episode Date: October 16, 2026

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Everybody welcome to the Snark Tank podcast. It is me, Chris Regan, it is him, Tom Sweeney, it is him, Derek Blackman. Welcome to the show. I got some housekeeping to do before we start getting into the run of show normally. We've got a lot to talk about, actually, today. But I want to mention snartank.shop. New merch available now, Halloween collection, Halloween drop. of cool art over there, a bunch of cool shirts over there by friends of the show, Jackie

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Or at least me and Derek, do. Kingston doesn't do fucking anything. I post on Instagram. I don't do it a lot, but I do post. I know, I know. I'm losing my social media ability. I'm not really, I don't really have it no more.

You've been streaming a lot lately, I saw. Well, not a lot. I haven't streamed in the last week because I was sick, but I'm going to stream. Castlevania comes out. I went, so I'm, I'm no longer buying digital media unless I absolutely have to.

So I decided to buy Castlevania physical. Okay. And it's coming here. here two days later. Like people have been playing it for a day and a half now and I'm really upset. I'm really upset. But I'm trying to stick to the only buying digital media stuff right now. It's making me really angry.

It's really angry, man. Yeah. It's a, that's a fucking shame. It's one of those things that makes you realize why, uh, why you start doing it. Yeah. It is, uh,

interesting with with with the the consoles my thought was always that was the point of having especially having a library that's nice to look at you like stack up the games and all that shit and it is um yeah it's it is interesting seeing

the dwindling of because I remember how I had like 50 PS2 games uh Xbox 360 I see that maybe have like around 20 something and then the the Xbox one, there's probably like 10, 50, you know, and it's just kept getting smaller and smaller now. What a shame.

It blew up for me in the 360 I had so many 360 games. Like, I had a lot of PS1 games too. Right. But they were like mostly hand-me-downs from like my sister and like my cousins and stuff. And so like, so I had like stuff that I never played. You know what I mean? I had like knockout Kings and shit like that, you know? I was just like, I'm not playing

knockout kick. I didn't know who the guy on the cover of Knockout Kings was. Yeah. And it was Mike Tyson. I didn't know that until, and I'm not even kidding. I didn't know that until the fucking hangover movie with Mike Tyson came out. Oh, wow. That's how...

You know, Mike was? What was that, like, 2012 or something? I'm not in these spaces. I was just never in those... I was never... I knew who I knew. Your dad's who I knew. My dad?

I don't... He didn't like black boxers. Yeah, he doesn't... He's not a fan of, like, minority box. boxing. He liked. Crazy. He liked Rocky Marciano, you know. No.

He liked anyone that was like the Great White Hope, you know. Because Puerto Ricans, Puerto Rican in boxing is like, it's like really big there. It's crazy. I think, I think once you, I think probably once you punch people's heads in in a jungle, you're probably not. You're probably not, you're probably not that thrilled about, uh, boxing. It's really detached. It's like, oh, I've done this to children. That's a good point.

I've boxed children up. Well, that's crazy. Let's relax a little bit. He's swissing him up, bro. He's got fucking bare knuckle gloves. My dad was more... Jewel Gautlets, dude. That's a dreams, dude.

My dad was more baseball and football and sports, sports. Like traditional. Yeah, not like, yeah. Not super CTE. Like, he's not like an M.A. He doesn't like M.A or wrestling or really any of that. It's why I just have no window into that space. like it because my mom certainly was not going to be watching fucking wrestling.

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We got this character that I'm really curious about that Derek brought up that I've not seen. I've not spoiled this for myself. We got people living, people dying. People living, people dying. Shut up. Metallica being dog shit. Oh yeah, Metallica.

I forgot to mention Metallica. I forgot to write that down. Yeah, yeah. That really bothered me. Yeah. Did they actually bother you? Of course it bothered me. I just became a fan of them, like, genuinely.

That's such a crazy thing to say. Like, not that you're upset by it, but that you became a fan of Metallica in 2026. It's hysterical to me. I've always been, like, I've always been, I've always heard them, but like, I'm, like, I recently have been going through discography of the theater music,

and I'm like, oh, you know, they're really good in the 70s and 80s. That's like if 70s, years from now, you're like, you know who I like Anderson Pack? That makes sense. No, it doesn't. By then you'll be listening to, we'll be listening to frequencies and beeps and boops and shit that don't make any goddamn sense. That's great.

Everybody says shit like that, man. But yeah, I recently got into them. And then there's like, and then obviously the greatest white woman on the planet, Haley Williams was doing what she usually does, being goaded, being a dope person as usual. And then it was like, guys, no. and it had to be heard to and I'm like, guys. That's what's crazy to me is that they targeted, of all people to take aim at, Haley Williams is like, really, you must be really disconnected from like the greater culture to think like, oh, yeah. Because he said something like, we're, Metallica is not here like other entertainers.

And it's like, listen, not this one. Haley Williams is not an entertainer. Let me ask you guys something. Why exactly do you think it's Haley Williams and not the much bigger story with McLeon? Because it's a more fun story. Because it's a more fun story? Yeah, absolutely. Well, there was the whole McLemore, Ed Shearne thing with the stadiums.

I mean, that we think that was a, you think. Yes. I think like, I think that's a much bigger story, but it wasn't, was it not seem to be a much Bigger story? I'm sorry. What did you just ask exactly? Like what is what are you getting at there? You guys started talking about Haley Williams and not who it seems like Metallica was more taking a shot at McLemore. Oh, I thought they were just going to shout at Hale Williams from what I've only saw. So like I so Haley Williams is not on the radar has not been banned from anything has not had stadium owners. I thought the comment that was made about that was made about Haley Williams. That's why.

I don't think so. I think you can you can bunch her in there because she's doing what McLemore is doing for sure. Okay. Okay. For sure. But like I am pretty certain that especially, you know, because you know how some people are like, I'm not going to take a huge shot at a woman. You know, you know how these fucking old boomers are. But you can you can definitely see this this fucking dumb white guy that's into hip hop and not cool metal.

That's just talking about politics when people are trying to escape. Because, you know, that whole thing already happened with that, that controversy has not happened with Haley. And, uh, right. I thought, I thought, well, the thing was made directly to Haley. That's what I'm, no, no, no, it wasn't directly to. The thing was, like, there was a, she, I don't know if this was at the same festival or whatever the fuck, but Haley Williams went on stage and she said, get out there and vote. Fuck these mega pieces of shit. Right.

They will not win. And then after that. Metallica said what they were going, what they said. I don't know if this was like even remotely associated. I don't know where those are in a response to but it seemed I think it can just be like that version of the story more but

it's just more of like a much larger because like you know Metallica has a like a residency like they play at the bubble or what does that think of the sphere they play at the clown hotel it might as well fucking be but nonetheless it was a shot at anybody who's doing anything

like that essentially telling people And this is the weirdest thing about it when he says entertainers, right, with asterix on it. I'm like, are you remember when people would say, especially to sports athletes, to shut up and play, to shut up and dribble, to, you know, all that type of thing. I'm like, he's doing that. As a musician, he's doing that two musicians. Well, let's devil's advocate this for a little bit. What do you got? if your job is to just move a ball around like yeah fucking move the ball around you're a musician

you write about things you know what i mean like you you do lyrical content you like you have to write about something i right but that's not what i mean he's that's not what he's talking about what he's talking about here's what i'm saying i think people play tennis and basketball and baseball shut the fuck up uh-huh i don't give a shit what you're going to say yeah gives who cares what you have to say punch each other in the face in the ring no one cares I do kind of want to hear what the musician's going to say You know That's what that's what they're writing about

Like I want it like unless you're just doing like a beep boop Unless you're like an Al City or something Well Al City says things too but like who cares Yeah so I think I think a person Having an opinion about something that like kind of affects them is important Could it disagree with you more sir But I I respect your opinion Chris No don't respect that opinion that's a dumb opinion

I think if you're doing what Metallica is doing You're doing a thing If you play sports for a living, I think low-key maybe just shut the fuck up and kill yourself when you're at the right age. And like once you get to 40, just like wrap it up. Nobody wants to see you get old and like be Mike Tyson and get in the ring with Jake Paul. No one wants to see that. He's taking shots at LeBron because LeBron's like 41 or some shit. Get out.

Get out. No, I agree LeBron needs to get out. But at the same time, it's also at 41. It's like, damn, how are you 41? He's got the best. Genetics plus like ultra-steroids really kept them like. Oh, yeah. He's in a vector tank every night, dog.

Yeah. I mean, you can't tell me. You can't tell me he's not. He's just some shit flowing. He hasn't slept in the bed with his wife in a long time. Hell no. But no. But no, it all seriousness.

It's like, it's such a ridiculous thing for Metallica to say. Especially considering like, I don't know, man. Like, isn't, I'm not that familiar with Metallica's disguise. or anything, but like, have they just never mentioned anything? No, it's stupid. So their biggest, and here's the weirdest thing. In the metal genre, one of the most significant political albums, besides maybe something like paranoid, you know, Black Sabbath's paranoid or whatever, and justice for all,

that's a huge political album. This was when they were really, you know, feeling, especially I imagine James Hetfield, was really feeling some sort of way and having, you know, disillusion from the American government and just, I guess, governments in general. And he wrote songs like, say, one, which was based off of a war movie or like, say, a book. And it's just kind of the horrors of war. And then blackened, which is an extreme political statement and just being disillusioned with corruption within the government. And it is weird that somebody who would. write something like, you know,

injustice for all, within decades later, be like, just, just play. We don't talk about like, and this is the thing that upsets me so much is when they talk about you, okay, because this is what he leads with.

If you're not from Vegas, that means you traveled here. You traveled here and you spent your heart of money. You came here to forget about all that bullshit. And the thing that pisses me off the most is I'm like, I'm sorry, especially in this economy, the people that are coming to the sphere, which is already expensive, just the sphere,

they can afford, they have the luxury. They're the ones who need to be told the most and not people who can afford it, who aren't at the show. Because there's a lot of people that aren't at the show to be like, I can't fucking afford to either travel there or even go to the fucking spear if I live in Vegas. And they don't want to,

they don't want to hear shit because they're fucking working like three jobs and stuff and they're getting shit wages. But the people that are there are making good enough money. And maybe they can be reminded for fucking two minutes that hey there's a genocide going on big fucking deal

you know what I'm saying like you're spending a couple of minutes out of a two hour show and this guy's like nigga don't be doing that shit we're all about love and heavy metal and I'm like what would he say love energy and heavy heavy metal baby and then they play fucking yellow submarine

or whatever it is like dude I don't know man it's um it's just so crazy to be doing it Because, like, I don't know, like, the rock scene, I understand that, like, not ever, not all rock is like, I don't know, there's like, there's like, there's butt rock or whatever. Sure. Like, you know, I get it.

Shit's about something, dude. I understand it's about something, but it's not like, you know, it's, I, I don't know, the scene that I was from is, is, is, is punk. And punk is so absurdly political all the time that, like, the idea of somebody of that stature in rock music being like, don't talk about politics is so insane. It's crazy. I can't conceptualize it because what are you even writing about then? Dude, that's so many of the songs.

So many of the songs are political. And then you know what we say. Everything is political in nature. Everything is political. Even your escapism is political. It means that you are a pathetic coward. You know, and calling someone a coward obviously is extremely offensive. But if you're wanting to talk about the people who say they're not political,

I will call them out and call them a coward because I'm like, you abstaining from real world problems is perpetuating those. problems. That's why we're in this cycle of bullshit. So I will call, if we're having a conversation, I wouldn't mind being a little bit hostile because I want people to think and I want them to be challenged. Nobody is. Well, no, because like it's, it's, yeah, no, I agree. I just think it's, it's just so crazy to me because it's just like it's not, I feel like the energy that they're saying is like, the energy that they think they're putting out is like, why does everything have to be political? And it's like, it's not necessary. Like, the point like, a, a hot,

Abba, you know, it's like, it's not necessarily political, or like the pointer sisters. Like, you can write fun, you can write whatever you want. No one's like saying you can't. But like, the idea of just like, well, don't. Imagine a political band or like, or a political like singer going up, going up there and being like all these fucking losers singing about love and relationships or fucking their dog. We're out here talking about the real thing. What it just it's just such a weird thing to be on stage doing it and proudly like being like, we're not, we're not doing the, we're not talking politics up here.

I guess that's what upsets me the most is that he didn't need to say anything. Especially it's not like, look it, I would even have, I wouldn't agree with what he was saying, but I would understand his anger if for the sake of argument, if Haley or if McClamore were saying, you know, hey, make America great. again and they were saying this really dumb, hurtful, bigoted shit or something that is actually like objectively ruining the world ostensibly because this war is affecting everybody, for example, you know, going to war with Iran. Something like that would be upsetting, but I still wouldn't say no one should say anything.

That's crazy. This blanketed shit. But he's railing against people who are trying to help people who are like there's humanitarian crisis is going on. and it's like brother you're not like you don't want people to talk about this shit like it just really it's crazy and i made this point because i i dropped a video about this on my music channel i normally try not to get super in apologies on music channel but it's about metallic and the thing that came to mind is that metallica is one of the biggest bands in the world so obviously

Palestinians are fans of Metallica and i was just thinking about some of them hopping online and you know some of them that keeps them going is seeing people going like i stand with Palestine. Morale is a huge thing in war. Wars have been fought by just lying the soldiers and giving it and hyping them up and shit. And in a way for them to hold on, you can just be like, we stand with you, free Palestine. And then hearing James, right, you're a big fan of Italian. He's like, nah, man, I don't give a fuck about anything that's going on, but the people that paid money. Yeah. And I'm like, damn, dude, that's got a sting. That's got a really sting. And I fucking hate that. And the weird thing that I've seen is the amount of pushback that the amount of, I guess I'm not necessarily surprised there's so many people pushing back.

I guess it's in the spaces that there's some of the spaces that I'm surprised. Like I know like MAGA types and whatever are going to be like, oh, fuck all that, whatever. I'm seeing people who are kind of just fans of music being like, no, I agree. And I saw Jonathan Young say something, which was surprising. And then seeing people in his fucking comic section pushing. In no fairness, John is John is often on the right side of shit. No, we know, I know where he is.

He just sticks to his job. He didn't have to, he didn't have to say anything, though. Right. And he did. I was very surprised. I saw that video too and I was like, oh, hell yeah, dude. But, um, I don't know. But point being, I was just saying that even in his comment section, because like, if

you're a fan of Jonathan Young and also like, you, you, you probably know what he's about, right? You probably have an idea, um, of where he leans in his message and all this stuff. and it was it was a little bit surprising seeing a lot of pushback in his comment section some weird fucking metal weirdo i just comment on my video about it was the dumbest fucking taken i'm like what do you i looked at his channel he's just like some you know boomer-esque guy that just likes old crusty music and i'm just like okay he reviews fucking uh garlic bread in the in the in the driver's seat of his car with his hat on and sunglasses yeah and he's like why can't you just like um i think you know the idea you

the idea of escape. So I was thinking about this, like, because what McLemore was doing to me is kind of like a public service announcement. It's not his entire show. You know, you know what I mean? That's not,

he's not just saying every fuck, like he's up there for an hour or 30 minutes, however is the bill is for him. It's not a George Carlin, 2008 comedy special where he's just, and I love those comedy specials, but it is just him like ranting the entire time. That's the thing.

I love it. It's not, it's not anything crazy. So, like, I was thinking about, like, you go to the movie theater or when a show usually starts, if you have ever been to a show or contracts and say, a lot of times, one of the first things, there'll be a PSA about taking care of each other, you know, do this and this and that. Like, oh, give water. And imagine someone being like, for heavy, bro. I just want to hear music, bro. Well, well, dude, you know what it is?

You know what it is? You know what the equivalent is? Yeah. During when Starfield came out and it had that one pronoun thing at the very beginning. and it was like literally 0.0001% of the game and it was like it was the entire story. And one of those things that

you would miss if you weren't paying attention because I was scanning the screen and I missed it. I was like, wait, where's the pronoun thing? I'm gonna give a take real quick. I'm gonna give a take right now, right? Yeah. I'm gonna give a take.

This happens, right? So what happens is this, right? So. But what happens is this old people, old people have this weird mentality where they think, that peacefulness

and like respect even when someone's shitty to you was the right way to go about it and it's really wrong and stupid and they should leave in every sense of the word

just leave the other people that are understanding like that just that's why I mean that's why the fucking the old people vote the way they vote

but like it's like you can't you can't expect now you can't expect but you just you shouldn't expect someone to be fine with problems. Someone's going to come in like, hey, something,

or this is this happening. This is an injustice. They're the same kind of people that it's like, the same kind of people that would be like, you know what, man, segregation. We're just here to, we're just here to jam. Put on some swing music, buddy. And they start dancing and twirling and toss them into the air. Put on DeBarge. Well, everyone's freaking being like, yo, we're being, we're being slaughtered.

Tixon, one thing I want to say. Your room looks like a room that Lincoln would be shot in. I like it. Don't you like that aesthetic? Would you like the coloring and the aesthetic? It's nice. It's like I like that it's not millennial gray. You know?

My room is, my room is really, I hate my room with all my heart. I can remind then. Fuck you. But it looks, it looks really like ornate right now. One thing I did want to mention that I almost forgot about it.

I did see the bunny. It's gross. One thing I want to mention before, because we were on the subject of the war kind of when we're, as we're talking about this. And I totally forgot to mention. Would it completely see. skipped by if I didn't write this down.

Did you see that the Ukrainians bombed like a data center? Oh my God. And like so many of the voting. 94% of bot activity on the internet dropped. Yep. That is crazy, dude. Yeah, the amount of a lot of the biggest conservative pages on Twitter and various websites are off.

Yeah, did that actually happen? I saw things about that, but I didn't. So yeah, there was a lot of, lot of drop off from a lot of a particularly one thing I noticed on Facebook the the rare times that go over there I see the amount of pushback in comments that I'm like I'm like oh these are these are all fucking bots and you can see the ratios of just because I'm like this shit wouldn't be getting recommended to them they'd be you know usually you get recommended shit that's in your bubble and so I know that these are bots that are flooding these um usually more progressive or just fact-based talking points. And there's so many comments. And I'm like, where are these fucking people coming with their bots? And you see that drop off of that.

Some people's girlfriends disappeared. You know, like, you're just seeing shit like this happens. I'm like, dude, this is, this is such an indictment on our fucking society. It's so bad. How prevalent the bots are and how many right-leaning people in particular feel vindicated by seeing all that bot activity because they think it's their fucking peers. And they don't know.

They have no fucking idea how unpopular all their positions are. You know, it's like some of the, I understand that people like Asman Gold were propped up by bots. You know, then you can get enough people to actually genuinely start watching, but it starts off being inflated

because that shit organically rising to the top usually needs a well it's not organic my point being you need a ton of money behind it whether it's propaganda like say how you run a campaign with a ton of fucking money or you have bots to do the bidding for you which I guess takes money

to pay for the bots and this is the shit we're up against man yeah so I'm just like yeah Datasin who's getting fucked up is um it's a blessing it's a blessing in disguise man yeah man one thing

before we're So we're talking about politics. And I do want to segue over. There's a bunch of stuff that we want to talk about before we get into questions. You mentioned before this Barbara Thornhill person. Oh, yeah. What is this? I didn't look her up.

I thought you wanted to reveal her on a show. I did. I was hoping that you, if you put in B.A.R. on Google, she is. She pops up immediately. Mine's Barnes and Noble. But like that after her is Barbara Thornhill. Yeah. So I'm going to share the screen real quick.

Did you already look at it? God damn it. Let me see. I haven't seen it yet. Okay. I want to show you this is, there are people saying trigger warning just to look at this girl. But let me just say this first. What happened?

Ambassador at large to lead efforts against human trafficking. So she's the new ambassador, you know, that's going to fight human trafficking and trafficking. And I, yeah, I imagine it's going to do really. well. What happened to her is she fucked her face up with a lot of Botox and a lot of other bullshit surgery. Oh, I thought this was going to be like a story of just like this is a person who was like a human traffic than like beaten. You know what I mean? So my first thought was she's like a Bioshock splicer man. So I had two thoughts. I first thought she was um exaggerated like anytime you see Laura Lumer people exaggerate your photo and I'm happy about it. I'm like keep it going.

So I thought that's what this was at first And then when I saw that this is real My second thought was oh She must be a burn victim Like I'm not even joking I was yeah no I thought so too So then and then when I looked into it I'm like she's not a burn victim apparently

I've not seen any evidence Let me see her I haven't seen her face yet Oh I thought my bad I thought you fucking looked her up here I'll share the I'll share the screen So you can I'll share the screen so you can see Let me click on

What is the most Here's the one one that like everyone's using because it's like her US like uh oh my god you take it by the flag that's just Botox apparently that's just work done not just Botox but probably much of other right too she does she does man that's so sad dude I I hate seeing people do this to themselves yeah and then there's like there's like a weird thing like when you look at the uh um the people that this administration keeps bringing a part of their team and they have similar

their faces are just like it almost seems like as soon as you step foot in Mar-a-Lago there's a guy in there that just fucks your face up like hard like we just look at some of this stuff and seeing how they're morphing over time and they're just looking

fucking awful dude that really doesn't I don't mean I don't I don't want to say I don't have no comment never mind yeah it's quiet like there's the there's the mask like That's an authentic picture of the mask, right? There's worse pictures that people, when they make her look legitimately like the jigsaw guy. But yeah, it's obviously a problem.

And I don't know the reason why they keep choosing these people, though. Like, I don't know what is the, it's kind of like we were talking about the strategy that the right have chosen is to show. on Hassan relentlessly. I talked about Fox News just releasing a documentary about them. And I want to know the answer of why when what data shows that this is a winning strategy. And the same thing when you're putting these type of people in these roles and their faces are completely butchered from plastic surgery,

I don't know what's the appeal. Is it just that Trump likes that? Is that what it is? I don't know, man. It makes no fucking sense to me. Yeah. Makes those things to me at all. It's crazy.

I don't know. Well, maybe somebody in the comment section has a theory about some of this shit, dude. Because I would love to hear it. I would love to be like, why do you think, you see the obvious pattern? What is this? Fear of aging, fucking sociopathy. Not for them.

I understand why the person does it themselves. Why is there a pattern of them being chosen in these roles? Because that's what Trump likes. It's the Trump likes. Trump's like fucking man. mannequin people. They, do they even look like,

I don't even, I wouldn't even call them mat. They look, actually they look like Burk victims, don't they look like, they look like, they look like,

it looks like, it looks like bioshock, man. I'm telling you. It really is great. Like that is actually, I think a, like actually a screenshot. I'm not even necessarily

convinced that this is a real photograph of a person. Yeah. Yeah, that's a, that's a wild. I haven't heard anything about this. Yeah, it was just announced,

I think like 24 hours ago or something like that. I will good luck to Barbara Thornhill on her job. Yeah, I'm sure she's going to do well, like all of them, who keep getting fucking fired. Just like every single person in the administration, I'm sure she's going to do a fantastic job that people will have no criticisms or problems with. Yeah. So that's Barbara Thornhill. Where do we want to go?

Do we want to end with the, do we want to end this? I have one more you going to bring up. One way they wanted to bring up for you in it. Because there's something kind of happened that what people are talking about. I don't really care about it because I think it was kind of disqual, shit, but it was like a joke. The Shane Gillas shit. Oh, I forgot about that. Yeah.

Oh, I didn't even know. What happened? I don't. That's a no monologue. So I heard two different things. I didn't hear. So I only heard the one part of the joke where he was just shitting on saying that women. What do you say? Did say sluts? Was that the word? I don't remember what we use. Hors. So women look like hors at the gym because they're dressing more like hors. I didn't hear the punchline of it. or anything because I don't think people cared about the joke. They just cared about what he was saying right there. Yeah. And then I was hearing something else like, oh, you guys are missing the point of the joke or so I didn't even, I was so uninterested. It was kind of big, especially in a lot of spaces that people were saying, you know, it was like hyper misogynistic.

I got to be honest. I just don't think the joke really landed. That's it. It definitely didn't land. And it was kind of, I mean, I'm. hate to say it, but like when I was listening to it, I'm like, that's, are you really, that's what you're bothered by right now? Like, I'm like, first of all, I'm like, do I, I don't know Shane Gillis. I personally, I kind of don't really care that much about him. I think he's fine. I think

he's funny, but I just, I don't really follow him. And so I can't say he's like, particularly rogan-brained in the way he doesn't, he seems like he leeches off it, but I don't, I haven't seen the evidence that he's like I'm a roganite kind of a thing and so is he just making a stupid joke or is he trying to make a commentary like he's asman gold you know what I'm saying I I think yeah I don't know that doesn't land I think that's where it's then I don't think shingles the roganite I think he's too close to those niggins from you to respect them lots of times right yeah yeah I don't think he's a roganer I think he's kind of just a guy that makes jokes I think if he was I think he's not he's not Tony Hinchcliff you know yeah he's just he's just

actually a terrible person. Like that is very, is very well documented. I haven't seen that scrutiny for Shane Gillis and hey, maybe it's coming because I just don't, I don't follow those people enough to really know upset.

Like I didn't know how fucked up Tony. I knew pieces of it. Then when these documentaries came out, these people made these long ass video essays. I'm like, oh, this guy's fucking trash. You know, the sense that I got from it that made me like not want to look into it? Is because it, the type of outrage

and the subject of it was so like this is so 2015 like I don't I know I do not I do not care what a Saturday Night Live comedian says in

he's on Saturday Night Live he's on SNL you know what I mean this isn't like I this isn't kill Tony you know what I mean like I don't know man you got to pick better things to be upset about especially right now

like there's you can't do it's not that it's a good joke or whatever like i didn't even really see it i don't know what the punchline was it probably didn't land it probably sucked whatever i admit yeah i'm very ignorant i just don't care i don't know enough about it i only saw a little piece of it and i will say that because even if he because he can't be talking about every woman first of all because i feel like that's how a lot of people were taking it because i saw some yeah celebrities saying like oh she was in like they're like in skimpy shorts and saying something like oh gonna go whore it up right now or something i forgot what like but people were kind of making that connection and to me i'm

like is he talking about the is it possible that he's talking about the influencer sector of uh the gym because i go to pub i go to public i go to public jims and yeah there are those women there there's those men there too but like there's the thirst trap thing where um i used to work out in one specific area and this one bitch would stream and she was you can see her fucking camel to all the time and i'm just like what's her name what's your username I never asked her I never asked her But it was just kind of like

annoying because sometimes I would even Try to get out of I'm like bitch I'm in your fucking stream Like you know like I'm I'm I'm on the The fly thing that you know you can use the two things And then she would It would be sometimes in the corner where she's doing like these But lunge things and I'm like bro

You should sue her for royalties This was in Vegas I have to go find I'm going back there And make hey big Hey I want to My bag. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I demand 70% of your earnings.

So I'm just like, is he talking, is he making a stupid joke? I think the joke is supposed to be him being a creep. I think that's kind of what the point is supposed to be. That's my, I'm, I really shouldn't be competent to go on this because I don't know enough. I think that, but I think at the same time,

it just really doesn't land. And the, the, the sphere he's too close to is the reason why it doesn't land. Yeah, I think that's ultimately that's, that's ultimately the, he's homies with niggas that are like bigots.

Right. That's the problem. That's the problem at the core of it is that he's too close. Like, it's, I don't, I don't know if it's necessarily the company you keep. Yes,

it's the company you keep 100% for this guy. Two million percent for this guy. Let me hear your point, but yeah, yeah. Well, I guess so. I guess it would be.

I guess like who you present as determines quite a bit of how people are going to interpret what you say. Like me and Shane, like somebody like Shane Gillis and, and somebody like, I don't know, who's like a fucking woke comedian? Gian Marco, or Giancarlo Sarasi?

Yeah. That theater kind of guy? Sure. If they both made the same joke, exactly the same, they would be interpreted completely differently based on just like, you know, what they say off platform and like where they are.

You're right. So it's, if Stavvy made this joke, people wouldn't be mad at Stavis. Exactly. Exactly. Like, oh, yeah, Stavi's been. Stavvy in Cuntertown is like, and he's also talked about this too.

Where, because it's a, he literally said what I would say if somebody asked us about like some of the crash jokes we make. Or I'm like, dude, it's a lot of times we're just saying crazy shit to make each other laugh. We know it's absurd. It wouldn't be funny if it wasn't absurd. And if it obviously wasn't a joke, there'd be no reason to fucking laugh. You know, it's like you said, what was that? You just posted a clip about post-molestation globe. And like that shit is such a wild thing to say.

Of course, it's funny. It's crazy. That's what makes it funny. If you were serious, I'd be concerned. And so the idea is like, if anyone's like, why would you say something like that? I'm like, because it's crazy. It's dark. That makes it funny.

We know this. And we've already said, if you don't like that shit, that's fine. But it's not for you. It's for us. And then everybody else that is into that type of shit, they stick around and listen. Yeah, dude, I'm not a politician. I was saying shit like that and I was going to the running bills into office

you know then maybe burn my house down. But if I'm just a guy on the internet that's making jokes and actively says like stands against fuck shit, you know maybe maybe read the room a little bit before you get a little upset.

Yeah, I don't know. I'm gonna calm myself down. It was just a while that guy from TikTok before. Oh that one or that he was that that fucking idiot. Yeah, right. yeah i don't know man that shit's so funny what i don't get that shit dude i you know whatever

but yeah Shane look at well no matter way no matter what i would say though because it's the way that I feel about and um Ethan Klein and his homies and shit or his his podcast people

that are still around some of those people can be like the nicest people in the world but the fact that you're still associated with this guy you're still working for him and still getting paychecks from this guy that at this point and the same thing with the way that Shane Gillis

is still doing Protect our parks. I think there's a podcast that they do with Joe Rogan and that fucking guy that's a piece of shit. Ari Emanuel. Emmanuel. That would be so much worse. I forgot his name.

Ari Sefir, thank you. Yeah, Ari Severe is a massive piece of shit. Like it's unbelievably, he's unbelievably a terrible person that drug his friends that like I just I can't get over grown terrorist he's like a homegrown terrorist he's like one of those kind of like he started off being like in the early days he was doing

the amazing racist I don't know if you remember that was that him yeah so he would dress up like say for example in a clan a clan outfit with the fucking cross and he'd be going up to like somebody pouring gas at the gas station asking them like can you borrow some gas like could you fill me up real quick and you know just just antagonizing people like because like obviously he's He's going to go burn the cross in the clan. And he would just do crazy shit like that. And like it was kind of funny, but also at the same time, I'm like, I don't know.

He got one thing. He's not a Zionist. Yeah, he's not a Zionist, but he, like, he's not as. Yeah, he's not as. I can't say that. I, at least there's that. But yeah, there's a part of me that. He's still drugs as friends though.

So he has, I can't believe that. And they're still friends. I reposted it on Instagram because I thought it was so funny. There's, uh, because Jerry Seinfeld's been always been, he's, he's been getting heckle that he's, he's, he's been getting heckle that his shows all the time. Are you going to talk about that video that just came out? Well, I guess. Like, maybe like, what is it? I haven't heard about it. Go ahead. Go ahead. Sorry. Well, there's a video of just him being heckled. And like, he's obviously like a hardcore Zionist.

But like, some comedian there's just like he's just riffing as, as Jerry doing like modern jokes. And he's like, I can't. There are so many good ones. But he's like, IDF. Well, I DGAF about dead baby. Yeah, I did see that. Yeah. It's so fucking funny, man. It is so insane. Speaking of, oh, God, this is another trail off. Speaking of the Jerry's side foot,

he saw the thing they did the ancestry for freaking Larry, um, for Larry, um, Larry David. And he was like, what? My grandpa was a part of the, don't tell me my grandpa was a clan member.

Oh, no, it was a clan member. Did he own? He wasn't a clan member. He had, he had slave owner. He had slaves.

Oh, man. That was like, that shit was so funny. That's old. That's an old clip. Oh, that's old? That's a 10-year-old clip. It's funny because everything he guessed that was terrible, it just kept coming up.

And the guy was stone-faced looking at him. He was like. He was laughing so hard. Would you like to read this? And he's like, no, man, come on. I think he's such a funny guy, man. He's so hilarious. He's naturally funny.

We were talking about him when the Knicks were in the finals. And just like his mannerisms were just funny. just watching I watch the game It's funny because I know he doesn't got much life left in the tank And I know he's spending it recklessly at those games And I'm like yo Go sit down dude

You're burning your exhaust You're burning your gnaz for no reason Why not? Why be around you long if you don't have to be like If I was that age I'd be like what Sorry guys I didn't do my part The world's fucked whatever See you later

Yeah Anyway I don't even remember what the fuck we were talking about. Some bullshit. Deborah Wilson, I did want to bring this up. This is something that I've been We've been banging this drum on this show particularly for quite a while.

And she, like, Deborah Wilson was giving an interview and she finally said it where she doesn't like that she's in all these games as herself either. And she looked frustrated too. She looked like she was like, they wanted it. They told me that they wanted to do that. Oh, it's just going to look like you.

we're just going to make it look like you. And she was talking about it like on this interview. And it was just like, dude, this is awesome. Because first of all, somebody's finally saying this. Right. It's the person at the center of it, which is so rare,

I think, to see. But like, yeah, she's talking about how like, yeah, I would prefer that they don't look anything like me. Yeah.

And it's like this is, thank you. What a godsend. Debr Wilson's the goat, man. Yeah. She's just right. Honestly,

shout up to her for that. For a while, Mitchell on the show, too, the pinpointing has been a little bit You know, there's difference of opinions, but like I just felt like there was a boom, Especially post the like the Xbox one PS4 era of just, oh, we can make people look a lot more like themselves.

And they just kept putting celebrities in games in a way that I just thought to myself that I'm like, if I was in one of those games, I mean, can you like not make me make me? look like me. I want to play a character and not have people just think that's so and so.

Because it kind of ruins who I'm playing. I was thinking about like Keith David if he looked like David, if he looked at Captain Anderson. Right. I'm like, no, that's Keith David. That's not fucking Andrew. That's Keith. That's Captain Keith. Exactly. You know, like

it's Captain Keith. It would completely fucking ruin it. And I don't understand why these people don't fucking see that. And particularly, it doesn't make me like what maybe their thought is, oh, I'm going to buy this game because so-and-so is in. I'm like, it's not a fucking movie. It's not a fucking, you know, $15 ticket or whatever it is.

They think it is. That's a fucking $60-70 game. I'm not going to just buy just because some dumb asshole that I may like. Well, well, here's what I actually think it is. I think the real answer is simple. I think it's very, it used to be you couldn't scan actors into games. and so you had to build your own characters from scratch. These would end up looking kind of wonky.

These would end up looking maybe a little bit stylized. They wouldn't look perfect. Eventually, we got the technology to scan people into video games. And that was far easier than building a character from scratch that looked believably realistic. Because all you had to do was scan them in. And you didn't have to worry about like, oh, what head shape am I going to use? And like, you know, how much, you know, you didn't have to think about any of that. Because so much of it was done for you by just scan them.

scanning the people in. And I think that was just like, well, this is easier. This is a lighter workload. Let's just scan people in. Because like, why design original characters if it's, if it's like what would be the purpose of us doing that? I think that's literally what it is. So here's. And, sorry, the one. So that is true. But just like they did, I was thinking about, when they scan real people that we don't know. We, we are not aware of these people. So it's like, why not do that? We shared on the show not that long ago,

that model that was a commander's shepherd. Then they got the voice actor Mark Mear, right? And it's like, there you go. Instead of making it look like Mark Mear, which would have been fine because a lot of people don't know what Mark Mear looks like. So I guess that would have a better example if we did Keith David again, right?

No, yeah, what they used to do before this happened, before it was performance capture, when it was just voice acting and character scanning. Yeah. they would they would hire like a model because they wanted like the most idealized character that they possibly could get and then they would hire a voice actor to to to give them a voice which i think is also kind of cool like i think that's like a good way to do it too like i don't i don't really mind that either i prefer that once it became performance capture though when like it was it was better to just capture everything all at once the facial animation and the voice and you know the acting then it became it's just like okay well we might as well just hire the actor and just do it that way I'm like, just go to the problem is, sorry, go ahead. But, well, the problem is that then those actors become more prevalent and more well-known, and then it becomes immersion-breaking, the more stuff that they're in.

And it's, it's, it's immersion-breaking for the player, and it's not, and apparently it's not fun for the performer. So it's like, it's literally just cutting costs. Yeah. It's literally, you're like, we, we want a good voice actor, and we want a good-looking character model that doesn't, that looks like somebody that, like, the player has never seen before. Yeah. But that would require us hiring two separate people.

At this point, you're 100% right. It is, it is 100% cost cutting. It is, that's why I think it was pretty clear that with the God of War, why they can T.C. Carson. You know. Right. And it seemed pretty clear to me that, like, you could, you can do it. You can have Christopher Judge do the whole thing. But then, first of all, I don't know if Christopher Judge would do it because he's kind of an ego maniac.

the more you look at that guy, he's kind of a, you know, he's kind of full of himself. I like him, but he's also, even with the, I don't know if you heard what he said about the latest game. And he was like, oh, the reason I'm not in this because like, oh, I was, I was so busy. Like he said that he basically, oh, sorry, not the latest game. It was for the live action crados. It was for the live action thing they're doing. He was saying that he was considered and basically he realized he wasn't. Yeah, we know, he was not.

Of course not. He entered, he shoved, shoveled himself in to say that he. was considered, but then he realized that like when he was trying out and doing his thing, he wasn't remembering any of the lines. And he realized that he was getting burnt out and he's not having fun. And it was like, nigger, they didn't call you for this. There's no shot that they call. That's such an insane that they would call him for the live action adaptation of God's war,

but not that video game is insane. Like it doesn't make no sense at all. That's such a funny thing to say. Him being, him being in the live action would have been so funny. It would have, I would have laughed my ass out. I'll watch it. But like, what the fuck? The fact they're even doing a live action for me for that is like, I so am not.

I don't want, I want it less than the last of us. I don't want to. I don't like thinking of Cratos not sounding like a black person because I feel like I've dubbed him saying such a wild shit in my mind. I want him to sound like the little yellow Asian character from Shalind Showdown. I am Cretos and I'm going to stop. What about that? Omi.

Have you seen that fucking guy that's going viral? Viral. I forgot his name, but he says, you say Scrib Dune in that galactic racer shit. Biddy, Biddy Blaze. Biddy Blaze.

He's been popping in my feet nonstop. Scream dude. I was like, Jesus Christ. This is the most, like, like, it reminds you of fast and furious

when they're like, people are they going to go to space now? And then they just went to space. The way that people always be like, Fucking Star Wars language is so cringe And they're like, oh, yeah, we're just going to do that. The new, what should call it? The new glum shito from the racing game.

We're just going to do that. He's hilarious. I think it's funny because they just totally lean into it. They lean into it. It works. Yeah. That game looks great, by the way. That game is amazing.

If it had a couch co-op, it would be a perfect game, but it doesn't. Oh, it doesn't? Does it have a... Of course not. I guess so. I guess what the... But, well, gears does. So, like, I figure, like, why not the...

I guess it's faster. I guess. No, but then you can actually, no, that doesn't make any sense because if it's faster, actually, you can skimp out a lot on resolution because you're driving whatever. I'm overthinking it. It looks really good. That's a crazy it looks like absurdly good. I've been thinking

about it honestly, like only not, I don't really care about Star Wars, but I love burnout and I like, I like, wipe out. You'd love that game. I think I would. It's fucking crazy. But yeah, this is crazy to think there's like galactic Nazis and like fucking wizards and like wormholes. And it

is some little nigger. That was like a crocodile with a goggles on. Bigging in your ass and a race. He's whooping your ass. It looks cool. And that's why I think Star Wars is amazing. Shit like that is hilarious. I'll probably pick that game up when it's on sale.

Right. I'm just not enough of a Star Wars guy. It's very good. All right. The condition some of those bikes end up in is like, yo, what are you doing? Shout out. Do not drive that thing.

Shout out to Deborah Wilson. shout out I just love I love the candor of the interview that she's giving like she's just being so straight

with this guy two final things before we get into some questions from our patrons over at Patreon atcom slash a Star Tank remember you can go over there

early access ad free questions early merch get your name right at the end of the show all that jazz the lighter thing is

in Queens they named a they named a street after Spider-Man, which was cool. It's Spider-Man Way, which is funny because, like, the only thing that I can think of

that's similar to that here in Los Angeles is, dude, they did the same thing for Big Bang Theory. Well, in Pasadena. In Pasadena, Big Bang Theory Way, you know, that alleyway where there's nothing. So that I thought was abusing. As a recent, as a recent,

big bang theory. three finisher. I think that's somewhat cool. All right. Well, yeah, I know you don't think you're a normie, but you are, you know. That doesn't bother me, man. Yeah. Yeah, it doesn't need to bother, but like it seems like it would be like, you enjoy that show.

You fit in this category and there's nothing wrong with that. I don't, I don't hate those people. There's many of those. There's many of them. It's not a bad show. I disagree, but, you know, like, I'm glad you enjoy it. I disagree. I hard disagree, but I'm glad I'm glad to enjoy it.

I think the only problem is that fucking live audience, that shit. That shit, the clap inserts. I think that shit is, they need it. They need it. That's what makes you guys laugh. I don't laugh at that. I laugh at the shit that Sheldon says because I'm like,

I guarantee you wouldn't laugh at it if it was fucking silent. Maybe you would laugh at the silence because people have edited it out and that actually made it kind of funny. I disagree. I laugh that shit. I laugh that shit. You think you think you're not a normal, brother. I don't know, man. Listen,

the studio audience is, is highly studied. It works. It works. Yeah, totally does. For me, is just the, like,

this guy is insane. That's what I think every time. I'm like, this guy, this guy is like two hours away from being a bad guy. I can't have it. I'm glad you like the show. It's not have bad guys.

I wouldn't say give it about just too much show. Don't give it a while. Just way too much television. At this point, The people who like it, like it, you know, people who get a thing if I watch. Do not watch that whole show, guys. That's a lot of fucking TV for no reason. Okay.

Watch Kerry. Watch all the spin-offs. The new Kerry show is fucking great. All the Battlestar Galactical people in that fucking show, I don't know what the hell is going on. I mean, every nerd cast of everything is on that show. It's crazy, dude. Yeah. It's wild.

Speaking of a good TV. I'm talking about Carrie, by the way. Oh, that's a blackie really? Yes. Who from Battlestar Galactica's on that show? Fucking like, I think like four people. also like Starbook Katie Sackoff. Number six.

What's her name? Jennifer Healthor. I forgot her name. Trisha. Yeah, I don't know why I was saying Jennifer. Yeah, Trisha Helfner. She's on there. There's two other people.

There's this. I can't remember his name, but he fucks the, the Cylon Asian chick. There's like one of, husbands in it too. There's like a few people. I was like, what the fuck? Oh, Raoul?

Yeah. There's, so I was like, oh, there's a, okay. made by the same people that I made midnight mass. Midnight Mass is one of the best shows I've watched in a long time. Please, people watching us go watch that show. It's so fucking good. It's so fucking good. Well, speaking, guys,

I'll never watch it ever. Listen, speaking speak. Jesus, I've tried to come here while you're sleeping. What? Speaking of throw your ass in jail, man. Speaking of good TV get your paycheck.

Speaking of good TV, we've got a, we've got some sad news. Oh, shit. Yeah. That I would be remiss if we didn't mention. Walt Jr. is now Walt dead? That was just so ass. He's gone.

He's gone. I don't know. Walt dead. I couldn't think. I wasn't even thinking of anything to say. Walt Jr. The actor, what is it, RJ? is his name RJ something with a B, right?

RJ might I think RJ Midi, I think. Is it Mity Assan? What? No. Oh. RJ Middy, the actor who played Walt Jr. on Breaking Bad passed away.

And apparently it was a suicide too. Yeah, it's fucking, it's actually really, it's actually genuinely really sad because he's like 34. You know, like he's not even Yeah, it's a real fucking bummer

He got married last year too So like damn she must have sucked Oh he was already married I thought it was engaged Oh yeah you're right you're right He's engaged I shouldn't I shouldn't say married I'm like what a

I mean either way though it's fucked up That's yeah man What did she do What can you imagine I mean I'm kind of fucking Loki curious I mean She just kept bullying him Like the way he used to get bullied me as a kid.

You fucking, fucking crippling. He's like, I can walk. Like, what do you mean? I'm fine. I'm,

I'm just, I'm, I just have a speech impediment. What the fuck, bitch? Look, man, it's a bummer.

Breaking Bad. Breaking Bad is one of my favorite shows. I think he does a great job. We always joke about him being the, the, the most evil character on the show. We had a really fun bit, uh,

many, many, many episodes ago now where we, we made him just completely an unsympathetic, like, racist, like we do with every character, really, but it was particularly funny with him.

And it's a bummer, man, like I remember seeing, he's kind of fresh in my mind only because, uh, he's been giving interviews lately in, in the last couple years where he talks about like how, like,

like, he had a business manager that kind of fucked him over and, um, how he, he's paid more in taxes than he got. than he got from Breaking Bad and like all this all this shit like he's had a rough kind of go. Yeah. And it's just, yeah, it's a massive, massive bummer.

Hughes tragedy. Young guy. Just a rough. So yeah. Dude, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's like, man, it, when you're, it, it sucks when you're, like, you're, like, you think at that level when you're on Breaking Bad, you fuck. and made it. You know what I mean? And then here, his situation where it didn't, that, he got taken advantage of. And then he said himself, he was like, yeah, like, I know I can't be, I can never get leading roles. Like, I know. Like, I just, that sucks, but I know. And so you're in

this horrible situation. And then it sucks to also see him advocating for mental health and all this stuff and unfortunately that is very typical that the people that are kind of going out and doing PSA is the most and stuff are the ones that are struggling the most. You know, a lot of times they're talking about themselves. Of course. Yeah. How else would you have the energy to do that if not if it wasn't personal to you? Right.

Yeah. It's just it's genuinely really sad. I know people were probably like expecting us to just like meme all over it. But it is, it is genuinely like it is a massive bummer. Yeah. It's the situation and it's it sucks that like how you know his voice in in breaking bad

it's so easy to like mimic and like just have fun with and so so many things popped in my head that I'm like Jesus Christ I can only imagine I this is what I was talking to JoJo and I'm like we will let the patrons with their names they're going to take they're going to I'm not going to say anything I'm sure there's going to be some names are going to be pretty

crazy probably George Gordon and we'll that's where the jokes will be. That'll be, we'll leave it to you guys. But out of respect, you know, for a while. For a little bit.

We'll get back to it. We'll, you know, believe it. Yeah, shout to my wife that immediately, I just walk in the kitchen. She immediately says in Walter White's,

and Walter Jr.'s voice just says, I'm dead, unprompted. And I'm just like, of course. My wife, ladies gentlemen Crazy

Crazy Unprompted What is that? Who says that? Unprompted Unprompted Unprompted Is a normal word

To you No no no In the British Why is that That's like Unprompted You motherfucker I was

I was opening I was trying to open up The Patreon I was so I was typing in Patreon.com But then I wrote I was typing out Unprompted

I love what that happens You got usurped bro I got my I got my fucking will completely like wrestled away from me Is that Andrew Tate?

Hold on. Unprompted. Yeah, there's like a There's something I feel like There's a fucking Backwood savage fucking accent That could only belong to him

I don't like that he has a mix of American and British accent It's kind of pretty disgusting combination of things that you could possibly Oh, oh, oh, oh Women should clean unprompted Okay, that's what it is That's what it is

That's the first, this is how, okay, many years ago, this is how I found out about this guy where he was on your mom's house. They found that clip of him ranting about women. He says women should clean on crompton sing all this crazy misogynistic stuff. And then he eventually ended up on the podcast. And yet, why amateurs is responsible for Andrew Tate to rise to fame. It's kind of crazy. That's so fucking nuts. Yeah, it's really nuts.

And the depths of their damage can never be fully. I will say this. I was very upset retroactively because I didn't know how shady he was when I first found out about him but he had a Twitter account. I might have talked about some of the show before. He had a Twitter account that was of Wudon. That was his username. And I was like, I got to look this fucking crazy asshole up. He was fucking following me. And I'm like, are you serious? And so I was like, but this was before you knew anything about sex trafficking. And that shit got nuked so fast because I guess he was, I don't know what he was doing.

with his Twitter account, but it was really weird that I'm like, how the fuck does this guy know? And that must mean he probably knows about you and you. Because I'm just like how the, it was like what happened with the, with, um, oh my God, um, brain fart, um, the wrestler and UFC, um, former champion. Chris Barnett. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Like the fact that. What a weird situation. That was the weirdest thing. And I was like, please chill out, dude. I really, I really don't want any of this. That was the weird. I promise you.

I don't want any of this. You win. Oh, no. You already won. Hold on. He pressed me. I'm saying his name wrong. I've seen you almost kill people.

It's Chris Barnett. I'm saying his name wrong. No, because there's a, there's a guy named Chris Barnett that is, no, there's a fat black dude that's named Chris Barnett. And now I'm like, I'm blanking on the name.

I can't get his name. Josh Barnett. Josh Barnett. Josh, it's Josh. It's Josh. stupid Chris Barnett's fucking recently I've been following Chris Barnett because he's really entertained

he's like 5 foot 9 heavyweight Ew fat as shit But he would be doing like you know Spin heel kicks and flips and shit And so that stupid asshole's name was And I couldn't remember Josh Josh Barnett not Chris Anyway yeah

Weird as fuck Weird I don't like that You know press them all you want please And hit him as hard What if he would What if he got? What if he yoked you? What if he grabbed out of your seat?

I wouldn't help you. I would just watch you get grabbed up. Hopefully I didn't do it too hard to where I get whiplash. But other than that, like, I'm fine with it because I really. Are you not going to set up for yourself? No. What am I going to do against this guy? A former heavyweight champion, what am I going to do against that?

It doesn't even matter all this. It doesn't even matter of all this. Just scream. Just, what are you doing, man? You're on your mind, bro. I don't know what I would do If somebody snatched me like that I don't know what my reaction

Because this never happened before So I don't know what my reaction would be Like if he like if he snatched him in front of Jojo And Joe Joe was like hey don't do that He was like watch your mouth bitch Like how do you react It depends I'm like watch your mouth bitch

Yeah like watch your mouth bitch Go go go go go go go go go I had to call I had to calm Joe Joe down one time Because some dumb ass kid hit her car We were in Vegas We were at a stop sign in like a plaza it was a dude i had a bad there was a bad omen this guy cursed me there was this um there so

we're we're at this waffle joint that we'd go to like almost every sunday there was this uh this this this black dude that was just kind of chilling outside and was like hey man we're walking to the car and he's like hey man can i talk to you for a minute i'm like no we're getting out of here and he was like kind of upset and he was like mumbling talking shit and so we're like whatever um i went around parked um at the stop sign by there was a chase and right there was a chase and right there a fucking big ass truck I can't remember it was a Chevy or an F-150 turned in and clipped the fuck out of my car

and fucked up my bumper and stuff and Jojo jumps out of the car immediately talking all this I've never seen the side of her before it was like this huge hostile Russian thing it was crazy Europeans man and I was like

they can do that they won't boom them do and that's why exactly I'm in Vegas where they can open carry I was like get the fuck back in the car because I don't know who's going to come out. But luckily, it was a 16-year-old pussy kid with glasses that looked like a dork that was like, you know, hyperventiling almost. And his dad that shouldn't let him this little rut driving this giant fucking truck. He's got to learn.

Yeah. And I'm sure his mom had a regular car. He's like, no, you got to drive the F-150. Because once you turn 18, there's going to be a bunch of boys in here. You know, and like, and then he's trying to get him ready. And so. Uh, huh? What I've been great is when you, that guy was mumbling, right?

You should have drove back, thrown hot grease on the bitch. Oh my God, what's best out? Oh, my God. The idea that he just have, you have an emergency pile of grease. You ever see the movie Watchman? When Rorschach fucking pours grease on that dude in prison? Dude. His reaction.

Ah! So, he's scared. It's so fucking funny, dude. The funny thing is that it's probably very well acted. It's very good. Crazy. The guy he's just mumbling.

He didn't say a thing out loud to you. You don't know what he's talking about. And you just spin back and burn him for the rest of his life and then leave. Roll down the window of my car. My little. You don't come over. My tiny little Ford Fiesta. It just has this fucking deep friar in it.

Come here, come here. Come here. Oh, you said you want to talk to me. You want to talk to me, right? A secret. I got a secret. It's a secret. Why?

The handle and everything. There's fries in it, too. Just, why? Enjoy and you speed off. It's like, fucking, it's like battle bots. You, like, you pull a lever and it, like, swings it out of it. Oh, my God. Stuff like that doesn't happen enough.

And it shouldn't. It shouldn't happen more. But that is funny. I'm well, man. I was watching. Shout out to this guy. I.O's ideas. This guy just popped in my feet out of fucking nowhere.

And he also popped in my Instagram feed because he's like, he's some brainiac. And he's like deconstructs apps and stuff and tells you how they work and how they track you and all this stuff. But he made a video. He's just like lying. He's just like without it even seeing. You're like a bulls fucking liar. This I-O guy, he made a video, and it was cool because it was kind of a fake out where it first starts off shitting on Ethan Klein, right? And then it goes to, he's like, oh, you thought this was just going to be about him.

But no, it was actually like a commentary criticizing the, you know, the leftist, the biggest one. So it was like Hassan, AOC, Kyle Kalinsky and all this stuff. And it was really well done. And I really loved it. And one thing he was just talking about, like, the people that, you know, it's kind of high time. You know what it's time for a brother. You know, you talk about pouring grease on people. And that's where I'm getting at.

Yeah, only homeless people. Oh, well. So see, see, I, if that's what you got from what I just said, fair enough. That's where we're going to say. So Iyo's ideas. So shout of I. he was talking about pouring hot grease on homeless people. And it was a good fake out of,

you always got a drama and you always got to make him feel safe first. Because the, the, the safe to terrified and mortal danger scream is the funniest. So you got to go for that one. You got to go for, oh, hey, you seem really tired.

I'll get you a room to sleep. You know, you're really going through the things. How about I get you a job? And then right when he feels the most calm, the most safe, hot grease. Hot grease on those. It's getting cold. It's getting cold.

So you want to start handing out blankets and stuff. And under the blanket is bubbling hot grease. Hand the blanket. You have it over the blanket. You're like, he. That is so monstrous. You got to, you know, especially in the cold places. So like when you guys go back home to New York in the winter, you know what to do.

Yeah, man. You tell the cops, you tell Mom Donnie personally like, hey, I was just trying to warm them up, sir. Hey, Mom Donnie, if you care about the homeless, you'll stop me and you go around to see terrorizing people. And eventually Mom Donnie himself stops. He personally stops you. I was just bored, dude. I'm sorry. I was acting.

I was acting a fool. I'm sorry, man. Mom Donnie curve stomps you and then says talk. He curves something immediately goes into commercial. I'm Zrahamani. He'll stop the city from these homegrown terrorists. And then my jaw's flopping in the way because he stopped on it. Lopping.

That's so fucking, that's so vivid. We have a flopping, like a floppingly disconnected jaw. Would you feel more proud or would you be a little bit weirded out if Mom Donnie was like, you know, executing violent offenders in the street? I'd be creeped out. You can't do that. You can't execute people. Why can't Zrah Mamm Dani, the mayor of New York City, execute people in New York City?

Why can't Zorn Mamm Dani? Arrest Nanyahu. And it's like because there's like a whole entire organization. All right. All right. How do you know? How do you know that he didn't arrest him? And then there's a fake Netanyahu out right now.

And right now Mamm Dani is torturing the real one. Yeah. Yeah, too. You don't notice You look at his name You never noticed that there's a two in there And so boy What the hell

It's written the number two Look close next time Look Look closely Look closely Zoom in To just be literate Yeah

Zoom enhanced I'm telling you guys Mom Dhani's doing great work guys Trust the plan As they say in Philly if you're a Philly basketball fan trust the process all right

trust the process At the top of the Empire State building is around I'm not understanding there were two swords in his hands deflecting every sort of possible fucking problem that comes to New York he's slapping away hurricanes every time something bad happened

it's only because he hasn't have enough time to stop it Did you see that he's they're banning the horse carriages in Central Park? I heard that he'll behead any of the guy if they if they dared try to do that again yeah yeah what you do is he'll make them he'll make the person carry the horse

he's gonna do honor killings and decapitate you throw acid and what are their tropes do they have well i have a deep fryer installed in my horse yes i like the idea of having a horse there's two deep friars on the side of it yeah and it's making a bunch you can hear it from well off that's The horse is screaming. The horse is walking really straight because it doesn't want anything to get on it. So it's walking really still. Really still and really slow and really

just very focused on going forward and nothing, no other during the horse is so focused its eyes crack forward. And it can see like a regular primary. It's so scared that it fucking breaks its own fucking It changed its biology That's how freaking terrified

Yeah that's something that that's a scary fucking image of front facing horse That's something I would I hope to never fucking see in my life Front facing horse I like that sounds like a good band name That's weird Because humans have pretty middle facing eyes Right

We have front facing eyes What are you talking about? They're pretty middle though right What the fuck are you mean? What does that mean? Because like A cyclops have a like No

That's not what I mean Come on Derek That's not what I mean. What are you saying? Explain? How many? Yeah, go ahead. Because like, horses have their eyes like, damn you're here and shit, you know?

But then some big cats have them like even more closely in their faces. I think. Are you vaping, you fucking child? What the hell? When the hell does you start vaping? I need nicotine lately. I got a lot of stuff to do. Ah.

I need weed. I was actually thinking about getting back on drugs. Yo, you guys want to do some fucking, some coke? at this point I might I would probably try it once Give him coke because he needs an upper Yeah and I'll give you a Coke because you die You'll die because your heart silly

That is true I didn't consider that I have a heart condition And then before you died before you die I'll like I'll set you up looks like you're doing something really wild I'll like put your fist up your ass and shit like that That's crazy And then I'll like have you on your stove laying down your fist up your ass and like you making hot grease.

And I would be like, look, we got another one. There's a fist of, I'm making hot grease. With a fist of my ass. All right, let's get to questions. Oh, man, he killed himself. Oh, man, what a way to go. What a rotten way to die. You didn't know anything about this, Jojo.

You just let him be like this fisting himself and boiling hot grease. Let's not get the fuck out of here. We've got a lot of show left, actually. Yeah, let's go. Let's get to our questions from our patrons over at patreon.com slash a Star Tank. Remember, you can go over there. You can write in. Question thread opens every weekend.

Friday at 9.30 a.m. Pacific. They close. It's a generally kind of loose rule, but I try to keep it under 100. So, like, generally it's like the stop date is usually like Sunday or Monday, but I'll usually keep it open until we get about 100 questions. Listen, it's open for five minutes, all right? Exactly. It's open for five minutes. Get there now.

It's closed. That's crazy. I'm going to read. You only got, you only finished half of the fucking question. That's it. But let's read some of these questions now. Sweenies,

Swenies Todd wrote in. He says, Hey, special specimens, reposting my story from September since you guys liked it and never read it. A few years ago, there was an old guy in my town

who dress up as a scarecrow on his porch and scare kids every Halloween. Well, a while back, he had a heart attack and died on his porch with his body just sitting. there for a day or two after. Loki, he was kind of a dick, so it didn't feel that upset about it.

And that's the story. That's his little story. Did this happen? No way. No way. No shot. I don't believe it. But it's a good story.

Yeah. We should happen sometimes, you know? It'd be like that. What did he? I feel like I remember what are we, um, what did we not do? Because I thought he, I thought we did comment on this or something. I feel like we definitely read this, but maybe, I don't remember if it was last month of the month before, but maybe this was the part of the episode that we lost. Oh, maybe. Oh, I forgot about that, yeah.

Because I definitely read this. Yeah, I remember that. I don't know if I read it out loud to you guys, but I feel like this feels familiar. It totally does because I remember that. Your reaction feels familiar for me, too. I remember you sound like this being this unintertained by sentence. What else said again? There's no way this happened.

Thank you for writing in with your fake bullshit Yeah, fuck you, man Thank you for your patronage Scooped Mids wrote in He says hello men from the porno in my mind What are your thoughts on the US government Live streaming and execution? Oh yeah

Oh yeah That is that is happening Do we know when that's happening? Is that like soon? So it may not happen I think it's supposed to be in December I can't remember I think it's supposed to be in December

And I feel like it's probably not going to happen because Trump doesn't Trump, after all the backlash, Trump seems kind of like, I don't know about this. He said at the very least, like, maybe it won't be live streamed if it happens. But I just think that they'll probably be like, well, the fucky, bro, like, come on, calm down.

I fucking hate Peak Headset, man. Peeket set is such a dumb fucking, he just wishes so badly that he was in the Crusades. He's got one of the fucking those Dea's vault tattoos and shit on him. Really? Yeah, he does. He does. He's like, he's like actually a psychopath. He's like actually like a little psychopath that like clearly couldn't join the military. He was too much of a bitch. And he just like wants to hurt people. He wants to hurt people. He specifically hates Muslims because he's just into the he's into that he's into that like he wished he legitimately was like, oh, if I was a crusader. It's like you wouldn't have been a crusade. You would have been a crusader. You would have been a fucking farmer, bitch. You suck.

A farmer and you would have died. If that. If that. A turbine and a scimitar would have cut you into pieces. You stupid little bitch. So yeah, because... He had killed you and raided your house. He wanted to, because that guy, what's his name, Hassan, something that killed all those people in Fort Hood? Like, so basically they want a firing squad of him and clearly because since he was like a Muslim extremist. And, and nothing more. And I'm just like, this is fucking, this is so stupid. I can't believe, I can't believe that this is even, how many times can we say this?

Yeah, I actually don't find it difficult to believe. Yeah, man, things are getting grim, bro. Things are getting grim. They're getting really annoying, especially like something that you thought you can just count on. Like we talked about Metallica earlier. Like, I'm just like, what the fuck? What are you doing? Like, I just, why is, why are we getting hit from so many different fucking angles? It is crazy. Just doesn't seem to end.

But like, I don't know. Like, I think it's insane that we're doing it. I don't think we'll end up doing it actually. this seems to be another one of these things that they say they'll do and then they just don't do because it's it's easier to just say that you're going to do things to drum up publicity and not actually do them but we'll see we'll see what the fuck happens yeah it's a clown country it's a fucking clown it's a clown world really at this point but like yeah it's a clown country especially uh let's get to our next question uh sandwich

which rode in. I like a good sandwich. Hey guys, just wanted to ask what Sweene puts on his sandwiches, of course, to be so confident in them. He always goes on about him he wouldn't demean himself

to ever consider eating a sandwich he didn't make himself. He says he's apparently the sandwich sultan and can make the greatest fucking sandwiches known to man. How was he doing it? Has anyone tasted these apparently holy creations? Has he ever dreamed

to bestow his fellow man with these, with these ambrosial concoctions. These questions keep me up at night and I have to know. Okay, thanks. Bye. It's well written. I got to give it to him.

Yeah, it's written in a sing-song kind of way. It's almost like he should kill himself. But my sandwiches are simple. Simple. Honey turkey. Bread, common cheese. Honey, that's crazy. It's crazy.

Craft cheese, by the way. Craft cheese. Potato mostly. Yeah. Yeah. But for me, it's a honey turkey, Swiss, preferably French or Italian bread. I prefer Italian bread.

That's because I'm from New York. From the Bronx, particularly, you use a lot of Italian bread. Lettuce, tomato, a little bit of mayonnaise. Nothing special. But that's what I like. And I know that I've had so many badger of the people. And I'm like, I'd just rather make my own. That's it.

Yeah. Yeah, it's a very toasted. They got to toast it. That's it. It's completely valid. I love Italian bread. I can't find any around. There's none out.

There's none here. There's just not. There's no. There is. You just got to go. It's got to right places. Where am I find Italian bread? So there's a lot of... There's a lot of... There's nine Italians in California.

There's... And I know because when I'm near them, I can hear them. So you can go to a lot of local markets that have sandwiches that will sell. I know maybe it's not that prevalent over there or something, but like, we have a lot of... We have some sandwich shops over here where you just, you can buy loaves and stuff. Or you can probably over there, yeah. You can at least go. to, you know, maybe, maybe it won't be so big, because like a lot of those places, kind of like a Ralph's type of chain on Albertsons, they bake fresh bread. So they bake Italian and French bread. Rouse is often French. Usually in French. I know it's the biggest one. I will say, you know, try it at your own. We'll just try it. If you may be like it, but Walmart, they make fresh, they make fresh Italian bread. Sometimes they'll even have it, it have like herbs and shit on it too.

Yeah, and they'll have a slice or just like a regular. I'm just saying there's options. I'm just saying there's options. They have the seeds, the sesame seed, the Italian bread, sesame seeds. I don't know if they have that, but that's my favorite. Check, um, check Walmart. Maybe you'll like them. From the Bronx.

That's why. That's why it's your favorite. You're from the fucking Bronx. That's why. Dude, the sandwich. I could have the most bland fucking sandwich. It could be just like, it could be fucking salami and cheese and that's it. But if it's got that, that, uh, sesame seed, like Italian.

I would put cheese in that shit and I would eat it. That's horrible. That's horrible grilled cheese bread. That's terrible grilled cheese bread. No, but I would eat it. I would eat it. I'd be happy.

I fucking listen so much. The issue with me is that because I don't have my car out here yet, I'm pretty limited because I have to go where I can walk basically. And so there's just no Italian bread in walking distance for me. I would have to go to Walmart, which would be an Uber or like a delivery, which is just so exorbitantly priced that it's not really worth it.

but once I get my car out here, it's actually happening soon. I had to finally, like, put those steps in motion. You get a shipped or you're going to go get it? I'm getting it shipped. My mom wanted to, she was like, we should drive cross country. And I'm like, mom, you don't want to do that.

You think you want to do that. And one day into it, you're going to be like, we should have, we should have not done it. If you, if you go and you, like, actually enjoy it, it's fun. But you can't, you got to enjoy it. I don't like driving that. I, I, I never want to see the middle of this. country again on foot or in a car like it's it was so like the middle of this country driving

through it was so painstaking that i i don't need that experience ever again about maybe in another 30 years maybe i'll i'll i'll get around it maybe like oh 30 yeah fuck when i'm 60 when i'm 66 or whatever however fucking old i am do cars aren't fucking fully automated at that point what the fuck in 30 years we've we've we've made a problem yeah but yeah man i miss it i miss those italian loaves. Mm. Well, I'm just,

somebody's gonna recommend something. There's gonna be something that, that, that, you know, because I know you have a lot of that, like, PETA stuff and you have like type of, it's a lot of,

it's a lot of pita, chabada and, um, uh, sourdough. Yeah, sourdough and, uh, and French is like the,

and then I guess like the, the white and wheat and the low, the standard loaves. But, uh, Kingston, you go in, uh,

well, next time you guys go shopping or whatever if you just stop by the Walmart get the in the they have them the long skinny long skinny loaves of Italian and see if you like it you might like it or you might be like fuck this

yeah maybe yeah when I get my car I'll give it a shot All right let's see I think we're going to have falling out season two Rodin he says Hey fellas if you were all If you all were in a cat in the hat situation where Mike Myers' cat from the movie came to your home without opening any doors or windows and started doing the mask-esque shenanigans, how would you handle it? Do you sign the contract he brings?

P.S. Google the suit from the movie that was sold at the auction to find out what King Dad did do him. That suit looks really fucked with nobody in it. It looks wild. It's a really upsetting suit to look at it. We can kill the cat and a hat. Can we kill him? I don't think we tried. I think the cat in the head is That's a strong That's a strong creation

I feel like I feel like we could kill him But we'd have to get him To really drop his guard Hmm I just don't think I think dropping his guard is part of his Like

No I know I think truly Like truly to be like Oh these guys mean me no harm And then like you know when he's like About to leave and he's like You guys have been good Stabbing the throat right then He's like what the hell

He dies It's great And he turns it to a regular cat And you just killed a regular cat And he's like Just kill the just That's crazy It just turns into a fucked up normal cat

Like Jalen's dream from from Yeah I um I don't know man Like that I really feel like the cat They had is like a like a power scaling kind of nightmare Because they don't really go into it enough for you to really get a sense of like what his limits are But they go into it enough for you to get a sense that like this is not quite like

There's tuned force here Yeah And there's like he's got like non-Euclidean forces at his disposal like he's got a bag with a universe in it it's just too much to contend with for any normal person like I think we could we could probably do damage to whatever physical form the cat that that brings

but like I just don't there's sometimes there's two of him in that movie and they're separate I don't know how you contend with that do you think you'd have to get do you think you can get more wily like he can like while he's in your realm

you can choose to take aspects of that looniness on you as well like is an area of effect thing I think he would let you think that that works and then you would kill yourself you try to something really wild and he would just die and they'd be like well I didn't know that would happen

that he just leaves the room but by leaving the room that means he leaves the state or something like that and you're like what the fuck is going on hmm I'm still gonna try to shotgun blast him regardless I'm gonna try a video of the guy like the cat and the guy shooting with a shotgun.

What? What did you say? It's an AI video of like a cat and had like run, turning around a corner running at some guy and a guy shoots him with a shotgun. No. And he falls down and grabs his head. It's an AI video. No, I did not see that. What the fuck is this?

I have not seen that at all. It's trash. Yeah, no shit. It's an AI fucking video. Anyway. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I think we're just cooked in that situation.

I'll try my best. I'll do what I know works against. people but like that's kind of where my limits are like I don't know how to I don't know how to fight something like that he's got a thing one and thing too that are completely like subservient to him like I don't know what that means I just don't know how to contend just I guess we sign it you just have to eventually sign the contract I'm not signing a contract I'm not signing a contract from a fucking preacher that's insane we do we stay in his fucking fever dream forever I don't know I

just random rodent greeting sexy vise i was walking back to my car after a job in london where i happened to come across a pub named after your most beloved torture method the hung drawn the hung drawn the hung drawn and quartered that sounds that sounds exactly like a pub in london that's exactly what i would assume nearby is the tower of london where the where most of the torturing happened historically of course there's also uh an off license convenience store in another part of the city I've seen

called fags and mags. Nice. So there's that. Nice. I love that. That's good stuff. What's the mags part? Like, what does that mean? Magazines probably. Ah. Or, yeah, because it's not like weapons. Yeah. Yeah, I didn't think so. It's not Burbank where there's like a fucking 70 gun stores next to each other. There's so many. That'd be cool to have like a gay gun store and like weho called fags and mags. That is a great.

fucking idea, unfortunately. Arm yourselves, man. But in London, it's just gross beef things and then beef biscuits and then fucking what you call it. Mags, what is, magis? Magis.

Is it? Crazy. Would you like a pour a maggots? Yeah. Sprinkle them on me faggots, please. We only sell vaguely spoiled meat confectionery and maggots.

That's all we're selling here. And we've got a fridge with water in it if you want, I guess. Kingston, have you tried faggots and gravy? No. Oh. I went to London, I ate African and Jamaican food. I'm not eating trash. I'm eating good food.

I'm eating foo and stuff. That's it. I'm not eating for what you're going to eat. I get it. But you weren't even curious to try the faggots? No. No. I mean, I, I heard that enough of my dad.

man okay he said that word enough and i was like all right well i guess i guess i don't want any more of this that's funny enough listen i i have to try them i have to try them because i'm just i'm too immature not to i'm too immature not to take a picture with holding them british food is here eating my take a picture on instagram i'm eating my i'm eating my faggots yeah i get that's an insane thing that they call that man i love I love that.

I love that that word turned into what it is over here so then we can enjoy. We can laugh at that when they're just like, what? What do you mean? It's like, what? It's so funny. You started over there. I pretty sure it started over there. I bet you came up with it. That's what I mean.

I'm glad they did that so that it's why we turned into a slur. Now it's funny. I think it was a slur over there first, too, from my mistake. Oh, that's what you're saying. I don't think that's accurate. Because that's their, this is their language. is their language. Yeah, but slang.

That's not how that works, sir. Let's see. Let me Google it. I mean, please do. You're going to Google. How does language work? You fucking. No,

you know about the. So I, the reason why I just think that doesn't make sense because do you think they would still be using that? Because it's kind of like the word, like we don't use retard anymore

in everyday language. Oh, it's a French word. Never mind. Faggle. All right. Fuggle. It's a French word. Trump, lucky.

And it's, It's burned sticks, obviously. Yes. But they did that to people who were gay also. So they would just call them that. All I know is Dexter's dad and the series Dexter played Ajax way back in the day in the Warriors. One of my favorite movies. And on the on the on the on the on the um, when you got you guys say subway or train.

You say train, right? What do you guys normally say when you just refer to the train? Oh, it depends. I say the train's name usually. I did a train's name. Oh, you said the train's name. Yeah, like Thomas. That's crazy.

Fucking ball sack. Yeah. Anyway, I just hear that it's kind of like when people say, people who say Nevada versus Nevada, they say like, what do you say to kind of like, are you from here or you're not from here?

It's like one of those things. So like the train thing. I'm like, what do you say train? But anyway, Ajax is on the train and I must have said this a thousand times to the show. But one of my favorite phrases,

he says, what's the matter? You go and fagget it? and then I love that moment. I've never heard it used like that before. My is like, ooh. And I said it probably a thousand times that year. And then I'm like, all right, I don't need to say it like this ever again.

Yeah. Good stuff, though. Get out of your system. My favorite, my favorite thing ever. The Minecraft movie had the freaking opening. And I said to see you guys in a group chat. And the guy was like, I wonder who did this. It's the nether.

But it sounds like. It sounds like he says the N word. I'm pretty sure he does. It's debatable, but I'd like to think he did. Neither. I didn't see that movie. You guys see that movie? Hell no.

Well, I mean, I look at Chris, sure. But you who like hangs out with little boys all day, I thought maybe you probably would have seen it. What little boys do I hang out with? What do you mean? There's Tommy. There's Jackson. Yeah. There's, there's Craig.

I'm excited. A little, little Jimmy. That's crazy. That's crazy. What are you talking about? You've been like scratched by little boys and stuff. That we're trying to get away from you. That's crazy.

That's crazy. I know you guys. But that's what I was thinking like you may have seen it. I'm a role model in my nephew's lives, right? Really? What are they? What? What's the role model?

What are they? So when you guys die and it's quiet, I'm going to die and it's going to be roars of happiness. Just you guys wait. I bet they will. I bet they'll be thrilled. Maybe sadness. Finally.

Finally. Yay. He's dead. He's dead. I don't have to scratch him to get away from him anymore. You're putting, blowing me in the fucking metal box and recovering with concrete. So I can't wake up and get out.

They welded it too. You're so scared of you. That'd be great. Are you saying Chris? What? I was going to say you should have to write your own, tombstone. Ooh.

So that'll be littered with fucking mistakes. Might be like farewell and I'd spell it wrong. Just spell your own name, get the date wrong. Here lies. Couple for double fucking. I don't remember what you said that. That would be good.

That'd be a really funny one. Couple for double. I would love, we should write her own tombstones. What the fuck? Like, why do we have to rely on people that probably don't know what the fuck we'd want. Yeah, right?

We should have like a, it should be like, um, like in your will or something. Yeah. Oh, right. My tombstone. I'm afraid to write a will because I feel like you damn yourself. Like you mark yourself as soon as you complete it. Yeah. Even as soon as you start it really.

Yeah. As soon as you pin the paper, you immediately have a, the, the hourglass. It like, you know, it starts. And then it's like, oh, shit. But you don't know. No. Yeah. And so that's why I'm like, you do it at the last second, hopefully, even if you're about to be shot in the faces.

It's the, you know, you didn't know. You didn't know. You're on a plane. You got, you got like seconds, right? You got to hurry up and write it. And hopefully the phone cover preserves your phone. And then you have your will. There you go. Oh, I guess you put in the, because they have Wi-Fi on the things now.

So you just hurry up and upload it to fucking Facebook or whatever. shot down the line to be blown everybody's brains on a plane of yours If you had 30 seconds to ride a will If you had 30 seconds or write a will What would you say? Time me, time, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You can leave everything to my dog.

Ready? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Now ready? Are you going to time yourself? No, no, time you, ready? All right, oh, let me actually get the stop, watch out. There we go. Yeah, yeah, ready.

Funnel exercise. On your mark, get set, go. Well, okay. So he's actually writing. Okay. So I don't want it to be too much dead air. So we're at 10 seconds? I'm done.

Oh, you're already done. So you finished in 14 seconds. So what's your will? Read it. It's too blurry. I know what one of them is. I saw Lily and the hard arm. That's all I thought.

That's it. What did it actually say? I love you, Lily. Also nigger. Okay. All right. That's not a will, by the way. That's my final testament. That's not what a will is.

I'll just give it all the lily. Okay, sorry, give it all the lily. Also, yeah. I love that, but that's perfect. That's par for the course of that Kingston's. Yeah, he would write his will and then it would be completely like a lawyer would be like, this is an accident. I can't do anything with this. Like, all of this. I can't do anything with this. This is all actually going to go to the state of California. I'm also, I'm also getting married. So she definitely is already going to get it from me. Like, I know. Yeah. Yeah. Fair enough. Oh, yeah. Right. She's now. She's now she's not. you. Right, I guess.

I guess. All right. So maybe my kid that I have eventually, probably not. All right, you're up, Chris.

When do you? But we're not going to do me right. Ready? Yeah, I already wrote it. Oh, you already.

Oh, so you did yours too at the same time. Yeah, yeah. I live my money to my dog and my stuff to my, to the public.

Oh, and your stuff to the, to the public? Yeah, whatever. I don't got nothing. Is that not going to, like,

upset your dad? What if he's, like, been waiting to get your PC and like your fucking I hope to fucking Christ I outlive my dad Okay

Well yeah That's like Sure I'm sure they would want that too But in this scenario Like today I guess yeah I guess I would probably

Just leave everything To my fucking parents Hey but what the fuck I wanted that guitar I've been planning on killing you To get the guitar I was gonna kill you for that guitar I only got you that guitar So that you would one day die

It would be mine That'd be so crazy You could have just bought the guitar I know. Why did you give it to me? You're not only could you have just bought in the guitar. If you're going to wait that long anyway, you could have just waited and bought the guitar at a cheaper price that you paid for when you bought it for me. He's the fucking he's like a he's like a fucking.

The opposite of a mastermind. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like a retard mind. A retard mind. What a slave thought. I thought about that, but then I chose not to do it because of it. was too stupid to say. That sucks. I'm sorry, guys.

You guys are not brave enough to try. I'm brave enough to try. You guys are going to tear me down. Fuck you both. Slave thought. Whatever. That's going to be my, um, a slave soul. I'm going to go in the,

I'm going to join the roots. I'm going to, I'm going to kill Black Thought. And I'm going to be slave thought. What do you think about that? That's how it's got to be. Yeah, they're all going to be fine.

You're going to get booked for nothing. You're never going to have a show. You're, never going to you're going to starve and die to the street and then I'm going to throw hot grease on you. No, I'm going to throw hot grease on me. No, I'm going to throw hot grease on Quest Love and

then his hair absorbs it. Yeah, he would. He's actually like, I've been waiting my whole life for this. I mean, I've been waiting my whole life for this. His Afro completely absorbs all the grease. But you can only take one though. You can only take one.

And he's on cool down. Yeah. cool down. How long is it cool down? You see the fucking thing slowly filling back up. Get more hot grease, quick. Get more hot grease.

That is so fucking awesome. To have a cool. I love that. That is so fucking stupid, but I love it. It would work, though. Or like startup frames. Yeah.

Other frames of cool down in real life are funny. Whereas just. I wish we had that for like, you know people with like anger management issues right so they get to crash out and then they have like a fucking like an entire day cool down or something and so you know you're safe after it happens like you know what okay good we can now be okay we don't have to worry about another one happening in an hour or so even when he goes to drink or something yeah that that would be that'd be like a DV partner's like best friend yeah right you like really know when and when not to

test the guy he freaks out again so like i can like i don't know live comfortably for six months without being terrified. Yeah, that's like how I felt about throwing up when I was a kid, because I would always throw up once a year. Like, it really was like clockwork. Like, the same time, it was like an anniversary. Not necessarily, but it was like, it was close enough where I was like, I remember, I remember specifically throwing up once and being like, oh, thank God,

I've got like several months. You got, God, I got 365 days left. Thank God. I would get sick once a year. And then this year, good. I'm sick three times this year, which sucks. Because you're always around those little boys, man. That is literally why my nephews are the reason why I'm getting sick so much.

That makes sense. Discussed. And that's what I'm like. Fucking, it's been a two years saying. It's fucking disgusting. I'm about to tell you. Oh,

well, do we need to hear it? It's gross, but it's not the most graphically gross thing. It's like when I was hanging on my nephews, we took them to, like, um,

place of a storyteller's cafe. It was like a Disney, like, cafe for like little kids they bring it to come around with the fucking, costume niggins, such like that. And we took my nephew. And I was holding him and he sneezed in my ear. And Lily said,

I saw snot go from his nose into your ear. And I was like, what the fuck? That little motherfucker's door up in my mouth and it sneezed in my fucking ear. And I'm like, yo, I almost literally tossed him. I just flung him into the hair to somebody. That's such a difficult prospect to imagine. That's,

man, that's kids. They piss on you. They shit on you. They puke on you. That's why I don't have any. And then they have to nerve to grow up and be like, I can't stand you, dad and mom. That shit is crazy. I think about that. I think about that. I disagree.

I disagree because they had no choice whether they were born or not. So I really think that there is no fucking room for it to be like, you're so ungrateful. I'm like, fuck you. I didn't want it. I didn't choose to exist. I agree. I agree holistically that you're right. However.

But think of it like this, right? You're going through a phase where you're just showing your kid, like most, like most parents aren't the worst but aren't the best. You're showing your kid a little bit of discipline and there's clashing. And then they're just like, fuck it. I can't stand my mom or the kids that has decent parents. And they're like, I can't forget stand mom. Yeah, it's like, I shit on you. It's not over serious.

It's over like you took away the Xbox because you were just not doing anything that you're supposed to do. It's like, I hope you fucking die. You're the devil. I clean shit off you. You shut up your back and I cleaned shit out of your hair. You know what? I'm going to shit. When you're asleep,

I'm going to shit on you now. I'm going to shit all over you. You dump you stupid piece of shit. I think about that for myself. I wasn't even the worst like child. But there were times I'd argue with my grandma. And I'm like, my grandmother like fucking raised me after she raised her kids and then helped her siblings.

And I'm like, what does she want to meddle? What does she want a medal about it? She should have got a medal. She should have got a medal. Ramos. She's going to, we're going to steal any medals that your dad has, Chris,

and we're going to give him to, King's grandma's grave. Yeah. We're going to throw him in the box. We're going to make things right. And then, of course, your dad's going to get really upset and be like, where the fuck are my medals?

Immediately think some Vietnamese came. And he's going to call fucking Mark Wahlberg. And like, hey, we have a problem, Mark. He does know Mark Wahlberg. I don't know. I don't doubt that he does. Mark, we got some targets, Marky. Let's go.

We got on a ride again. It's like the expendables, Asian haters. They put together a team. I'm putting together a team. Who's the most prolific? Who are the most prolific Asian haters? Kissinger. Oh, yeah.

He's number one. He just died recently, didn't he? We got the magic to bring him back. Don't worry. Okay. So we need a necromancer on the team to bring back Kissinger. So who's like a really famous necromancer that? What are you saying?

Gray Ghost got promoted to manager, Rodin. He says, hey, pookies. He says, hey, Pookies. I played Mass Effect after listening to you all ramble about it for years and loved it. Yay. Yay, we did it. My question is this. I've never played a Gears-of-war game.

E-Day is on Game Pass. Is that a good place to start? unironically yes what I think it's a well I don't know I think I haven't finished it I haven't finished it so maybe not but like at the point that I'm not I'm like this is a great first act this is a great introduction it's gonna get you to care a little bit it's the way I feel you know what I feel

I feel the same way about I day that I feel about Halo in the in the sense that like if somebody was like should I start with Halo combat evolved I'd be like no you might love it and it might work for you but like it's just you're more likely to care about Halo 1 if you get through 2, 3 and everything else and then you can go back and kind of retroactively experience it. It's not the most ideal way to go through it

if you're like a holistic person. But I think it has the highest percentage as a general piece of advice to get most people into it and keep them in. But I would just, my general advice would be to anybody who's like proficient with video games is just like just play them in order of their release. Yeah, that's, I'm so specifically,

especially, I agree with most of this, especially because of the Easter eggs and the stuff that you're going to miss everything. If you play E-Day, you're going to miss everything that actually means anything to any of us that have played the original trilogy. That is true. I would say at the very, they're not, they're not long games. So really, one and two, you don't have to play three. You might want to, but it's just because it's, I would just say, because you can spin realistically. Can you beat the entire trilogy in like a week? Easily, yeah.

Yeah, because they're not large games. They're like six hour games. There's something like they're not long at all. I would recommend the reason because then you'll just appreciate E-Day more, especially because of some of the Easter eggs and little things. Even like the very beginning of the game, like say, like we were just talking about it a little bit when they first at there at the bar. You know, there's a cut scene at the bar.

And you hear. Cole on TV. Like you can't appreciate that at all. I missed that entirely. Oh, you did? Cole's having it. Like, you changed the channel, man. Oh, it pisses me off because

that's when Rayus starts talking. And I'm like, shut the fuck up. Like, because you can hear Cole being interviewed. And Reyes starts talking and then obviously you can't hear it anymore. I'm like, you motherfucker. Because he's my, I started playing

gears again. I played a little bit of the first couple acts of Gears 1. I couldn't take it anymore. because I was playing the original one and the AI is just hilarious. They won't stop dying. And sometimes they will make you game over. Yeah, if they die. Yeah, if they die, like I was fighting the first, what do they call the berser?

I was fighting the first berser and Dom kept exploding because he wouldn't get out of the way. And I'm just like, he runs through Dom and he pops. Dude, it happened three times. I almost quit because I was like, I can't get Don. to not get killed. And then finally, he, um, it's in a church,

right? It started, yeah. So when, when you bust out, out of it, Dom wasn't in the way anymore. So I was like,

thank God. Because the first two times, um, no, no, the first, the, he kept dying in the,

in the church. And then, uh, when I got outside, it was fine. But anyway, point being, start playing the second one.

And it's just so much better. It's crazy night and day how it is. It's unreal how much better gears. gears two is so good. especially as a leap. from the first one. It's great. It's unreal how good it is.

It looks so much better. It feels so much better. It's by far my favorite still. But anyway, I would just say, if you have game pass, you can play all of them. Dip into them.

You won't regret it. They're fast games. Yeah, I would say so too. And I would say, you know what I would say? I would say, play Gears 1. If you're not feeling it, or you feel like this is a little too antiquated or you're not invested.

Then maybe, okay, sure. I think maybe you could go to Eday. Just to get, I really do believe that, like, because the more entrenched, because that game plays really well. Ede plays really well. It's smooth. There's, like, very little resistance. And so I would imagine, like, by the time you're done with it,

you will have immersed yourself into that space enough to be like, okay, I care enough about this world and about these characters that, like, I'm kind of willing to deal with some of the, the stiffer aspects of the first game. And then you, that's what I'm saying. And then you can go back to Gears E-Day and then play it again. And then maybe you can pick up on the stuff that you missed and, or just,

you know, look shit up or, you know, whatever. I just, my thing is like, how is, what's the best way to get people into gears? And right now it is E-Day because it does, it is chronologically first. You are going to miss a lot, but you can always come back to it after you get the context. That's what I did with Halo 1. That's fair. I played Halo 1 a little bit at my cousin's house. I never owned it.

I didn't really get it. and then I got Halo 2 and I played through that entire story and I was like, oh, this is really cool. And then I played through Halo 3 and then I was like, this is awesome. I loved this. And by that point, I had loved both of those other games that I was like,

you know what? I love this enough to see like where this kind of like what the beginnings of this was. And then I got like the kind of full picture. And so that's a valid way to do it. It's not the ideal way to do it. Yeah, it is valid. You're right. You're right.

Especially, I will say this, it heavily focuses. on the new characters. So it's not like you're gonna, so you're not missing out a ton. Those more say like the background like Easter egg type of shit like that

that you'll, but yeah, if you go back and play it again, if you play twice, then it can actually even have a harder impact on you too. So there is that. Be like, oh, fucking I understand everything. Oh, I didn't like I had that with Halo 1 too. It's like, oh, I didn't realize this is like a callback to this.

And like, it was cool. Yeah, playing Halo 1 after Reach must be really cool. particularly reach that was the one that like so much shit happens yeah i think um i know gears is just cool and i think uh they're short they're fun they're well done i think they're i think it's a really solid group of games so i think it's hard to make a bad i think it's hard to make bad war media i just i i really think unless like a janky game sure but just like if if it works well the story is so easy because it is it's so it just you have it's just easy

It's the tropes. You can't go away from them. It says, oh, people are missing somebody. Something there's lost. There's, you know,

there's, it's just things are crumbling all around you. And like, the survival. What's crazy is like, Gears is not my kind of game either, but I love it. So I love this one in particular so much,

but I think because of the memories I have playing those games. Because I'm not a, I'm not like a, I'm not like a hyper masculine game guy player. Like, it's never been my kinds of games. Sure. But they're like,

but like particularly like, especially like super, super violent games too. they're just not my cup of tea I'm more into like slaying things like killing big monster or like tactical games I guess

the games that we use my brain or just side scrolling shit but very much so Gears of War particularly this one has done a really really really good job of keeping me glued to the game. I know what's interesting to this game I would say this I would say that the Resident Evil franchise is more

violent not violent more gory potentially because I know there's the chainsaw shit, but that's also you know it's not a good asset to use while you're fighting. It's actually really bad to use, especially if there's like a bunch of wretches around

you or something, you'll do one at a time while the other ones will start slapping you around. It's not, it's easier to use like something that's just more of like a regular mailing thing or something like that. I think they're comparable. I think God who gears, the shotguns are, it's juice. Yeah. Like I can pull people away

Sometimes, too, you blow people's head to clean off. They just blow the heads off. Resident Evil is a little bit... Because, like, Resident Evil's slower, too. Like, there's moments where they'll, like, zoom in on a guy's, like, fucking jaw hanging off, you know? Yeah. It doesn't really happen a lot in gears.

It's, like, it's more, like, it's more bombastic with its gore. To the point where it comes across is more comical or, not comical, but, like, ridiculous. And I would say it's heavily optional in a way that because some of the most gory stuff is, like, headshots. And you don't have to... Dude, you don't have to headshots. Oh, it's my favorite.

Oh, dude. I love that it's still so loud. Guys, it's absurd. I have to show you a fucking, I did a headshot because my favorite, by far. What is the, the, is it the bolt? What is it called? Torqu bow. No, not the torque bow.

I can't believe I can't remember because it was the gun that I used like 99% of the time. Boltock. Is that what it is? Are you talking about the pistol, the hand cannon? No, no, no. It's in so in E-Day. It's the, it's basically the, the rifle, the rifle, but not the long rifle, but like the, oh, the breacher or something. Is it the breacher?

Yeah, it's the locus sniper, right? Yeah, and then it has the axe on it and it has the axe on it. Yeah. It's called the breacher. I think so. That gun is crazy. That gun is insane. It is really satisfying.

It's the, it's, to me, it's like a single shot rifle. Yeah, right? It's just, it's a sort of rifle of it. And like, that's to me that I was like, oh, I don't need any other gun. I didn't use I didn't use any other gun And especially that it's an axe is crazy Dude it's so satisfying to use too

And it's so good in PVP It's hilarious The axe is so strong in PVP It's obnoxious dude I haven't even used it in PVP Because you're like oh I got him And then it's like no He has you

People don't know people like it's so funny I'm because I play that I still play that game every now and again the PVP anyway. And it's wild how many people still just don't know how strong the Retro Lancer is. Like, I'm able to like get our side's Retro Lancer and then go to the other side and pick up the ammo

for it because nobody goes for it. Because the shotgun is the name of the game. That's why. Right, but the Retro Lancer is like stupid good right now. It's, it's a assault weapon that actually does something. Right. Opposed to the Lancer and the Retro Lancer. No,

that retro let's the Lancer V1. in this game it's called that it's just it's i'm calling it the retro lancor because i'm from i remember gears three years okay yeah yeah yeah yeah this the mk1 but like it's yeah but like it's we know it is the retro lancor the yeah the regular lens the chainsaw one is ass like take it out the game it's so bad in people i like the mods oh and pv yeah the people oh the mods in the game in the game like i was playing the thing and it's so steady if you put mods on it's like this is fucking this is cheating There's like no spread on it

It's perfect I was like oh this is crazy So towards the end of the game You can moth the fuck out of that one But to me yeah The breach shot Amazing That's such a good gun

I was like what the fuck I Amazing Amazing I want to show you guys I'm gonna pull something up real quick How I hope it's not too loud But I want to show you what happened When I got a head shot

And the fucking Glitch Oh man I can't even Oh I have to pull it up on And only this stupid share thing only recognizes Windows and not my media player. That's stupid. That's dumb as fuck. Yeah.

So let me just pull it up on. I have it on Google Drive. I'll show you what happened. It's fucking. It's it's so obnoxious that it went on until I had to reload the checkpoint essentially. That's crazy. It's fucking. It was just so loud.

After I did a headshot, it was just, hold on. I got let me hit share a quick. Amazing. Amazing. amazing. He's dead, right? I wish he was.

We're going to do one more question. No, I don't. I got to stop saying that. I wish death too much on people. I do have to chill out with that. All right, hold up. I let me, you guys see you guys see this?

Yeah, yeah, I see it. Oh, I have a chunky. Oh, it should be on. Oh, on this. It's after this. Hold on. Let me get to the next. What the fuck happened to that?

So I just a piece of somebody. You hear that shit? What is that? That's basically, that's what happened after I did a headshot. He was just juicing for an hour. It just was. And I'm like, yo, what the fuck? And then, um,

Dom, quit it. This big lizard just, uh, I made him explode, right? You know, you just like throw like, um, I think one of those grenade launchers at him. And then he just exploded and he just stretched everywhere. And he's just completely fucked. What the hell? There's some interesting glitches, a few bugs in it, but like, the only one that was bothersome was that the dude's head exploded and just sounded like static.

I'm like, oh, cool, I can't hear anything anymore. What the hell? Oh, man. Really fun game. Let's see. Last one. Last question from, let's see. Who do I want?

want to go to I just had it. Oh, duck maxing road in. Hmm. Hmm. He says, sup but boys. I had the opposite experience of Chris when he saw Spider-Man 3 while seeing Digger this week.

I was interested in the trailer because it seemed like a shitty and fun movie with A-list actors like Tropic Thunder, but it was way better than I expected. What movie had a reverse Spider-Man 3 effect on you? I don't know if I have an answer to the question, but I did want to bring up Digger because I've been curious about it that's Tom Cruise's new thing

I've heard such a mixed reviews about that movie And it's not an action movie Which which Oh interesting To actually I really like Tom Cruise When he's not doing action actually I think he's actually a really good actor

Who's just kind of like in a He just found a thing that works And he just kind of sticks with it Which is like fair What is he done in a non-action movie In like recent years other than this? It's been fucking forever Dude like I feel like Tropic Thunder

was the last time that he was in a movie That he wasn't Oh yeah he wasn't the action the star yeah yeah you know and he's great in tropic thunder as that character less grossman yeah yeah but he's he's genuinely a good actor he's crazy but he's he's a good actor and so like oh sure i saw that he was doing this weird experimental thing and i was like this looks kind of crazy i do want to see it i haven't gotten around to seeing it yeah i've read a lot of movies like hard because apparently people have like such a mix like i don't know if it's good or not i'm gonna watch it though that's my

that's my favorite kind of movie to see to be yeah those are usually yeah exactly um so i got to So you love seeing Joker, the second Joker movie? Yeah, I mean, I hated it. There were people that... I loved the experience of going to see it and, like, trying to figure out what the fuck I was seeing. Was Joker mixed? Was that mixed review? Joker 2.

That's what I mean. That's what I mean. Yeah, it was pretty mixed. It was mixed. I don't thoroughly... I personally know anyone that liked it. Oh, that's... I see what you're saying.

Yeah, it was not particularly good. And most people agreed that it was kind of a mess. But this one's like kind of all. over the place. It's like some people love it. Some people are like, I don't really get it. And I'm like, y'all didn't like when the Joker got sexually assaulted and it was sad afterwards. I mean, that was the best part of the movie. I think it's epic that they raped the Joker in prison. I think that part of the movie was like, I'm glad it's in theaters. I said it's out of it. I said it's out of it like, yo, this is fucked. One thing. I have to have to pee real quick. So, okay.

They raped the laughter out of him, bro. Like it wasn't joking about anything. You think it was dead serious the whole rest of the movie. That movie was crazy, man. movie like what the fuck were they that movie genuinely left me speechless like very few times I've been like yo I don't know what to say it but that movie I was like yo it was such a I know we talked about it so long ago but I truly believe that um the director was like

y'all completely did not understand the first movie especially all you dumb ass incels that were cheering for this dumb motherfucker that's clearly not supposed to be deify at all I'm gonna make this movie suck dick. And that's what it feels like. And which I can appreciate a little bit, but yeah, I don't want to watch it again.

That movie made me really sad. The movie made me genuinely not happy. I was like, yo, did bro really deserve all this? Folly. They have to do bro like this. Yeah, I mean, why not? So as far as the guy's question, something that I will say, I hated that I didn't

It wasn't like anything like hated But something that I just thought like Oh you know this maybe this will be interesting or something But I thought Bullet Train is fantastic I kind of was like Jojo was more interested in it than I was And as we saw in the theater

I thought he was fucking awesome Bullet Train was very good And it got such bad reviews and I was puzzled by That's what so weird Dude there was like a It was such a fun movie. That was like a psychosis moment to me because there was, speaking of Tom Cruise,

Tom Gun Maverick was reviewed so well. And that is one of, and I kid you not, that's one of the most mid movies I've seen in a very long time. It was hard, it was the hard finest movie. People love that movie, dude. It was hard,

fine. There was no stakes in that fucking movie. It was the romance in that movie was fucking shitty. It was like, it was like PG. It was not even PG 13. It was PG. It was the face.

enemies in it. Everything, like everything about it was so just normal and like, man. I was like, that was the most safest fucking action movie I've seen in a long time. People love that movie. And I was like, I guess. I didn't see it. Mass psychosis, brother. There's no way that movie was even close to me better than Bullet Train.

Bullet Train is a great movie. It's really, really fun. Movies really, really fun. Action packed, fucking hilarious. It's beautiful. The cinematography is good. I'm like, what the fuck are we talking about? What happened?

People did not like it, man. I was like, what the hell? I watched it with Lily entreaters. And you know, because Lily wants to say, I was bad bunnies in it. Oh,

right, right. So I wanted to go see it. Right. So I had to go see it. And I was like, oh, I got to see it then.

And then we saw it. And I was like, this movie's good. And it didn't make any sense. Freakian Taylor Johnson was great in it. It didn't make any sense. Brian Tyree Henry was also fantastic. And I was like,

why do people not like this movie? I really think I, if I had to guess, I said mass psychosis, but I feel like there was like a partly mass psychosis. I think there was probably a propaganda effort of kind of like a bot thing. Because there seemed like there was an artificial hyping up of Top Gun Maverick because legitimately, I've already said it all. It was the safest, most mid. I just, I have never seen.

I, there is, you would have to torture me to want to see it again because it was so, it wasn't even bad. it was just like oh top gun maverick I was out about a movie that I really appreciated it was a was bullet train much more than I thought I was going to oh yeah I loved bullet train man it's fun very good I I love watching it I had so much fun with it

and then it was just weird that seeing the the reviews of that versus Tomp gun Maverick that like Tompkin Maverick made so much fucking money saved the theaters for so long and I was just talking about mass psychosis or maybe just bots that were convincing people that it was way better than actually was and then maybe botch shitting on bullet train because it didn't make sense

especially when people started watching bullet train on Netflix like all this movie's great and I'm like yeah no fucking shit I think a lot of you I think it was just bots or slay it didn't make any sense at all it's like I wasn't even saying that like top of my matter was a bad movie I was saying that it was hard mid it was one of the safest action movies I've seen in modern day to where like I'm a huge action star action buff I love action movies and this was like the safest it felt PG not even PG-13, it felt PG. And I was like, this is, this should have

been Disney Pixar. But if it was Disney Pixar, it would have been better. It would have been more entertaining. It would have been fun or it would have been more jokes or something in it. It was just, I don't know. I didn't get it essentially the way that people were talking about it. And, um, but yeah, like, that was my answer was bullet train. I was talking about like, because Jojo was really interested in bullet train. And then I saw it. I was fucking great. I went to go see. I love to watch it again. I went to go see Resident evil again with uh jalen and uh justin and blad and those guys and we were cracking the

fuck up dude it's it's i was so happy with how that movie turned up i got a fucking funny it's such a funny dude we we saw it i think like a couple days ago and it's still it was still kind of like a pack theater it's kind of nuts you i mean it makes sense we did see it at the grove though because that's like by where by where they're at So it could just be That's just like a really busy movie theater But But yeah

It's doing well Yeah, he's fucking great man I definitely I definitely Lily hates it Lily hated that movie Oh really? Yeah

Why? Like I want to know Because she was I'm not gonna spoil Like You don't have to Yeah I just with the end

But it's just like It's just like It's such a funny goings on But it's like Obviously it's gonna end it this way Because it just look at what's happening So was it like She didn't like

And not She hated the ending. She loved the film it. So the film was okay. So like the ending kind of killed her. She was like, so trash. And I was like, I get why you don't like it. The ending might be my favorite part. I'm, I'm also and also to be fair. Yeah. It's a good resident evil adaptation. If the last if the last, if the last bit of it isn't isn't as good. Is it great? That's hilarious. People were, I remember that's what people were saying. It's like, oh, that last half of it's not good, sounds like a good Resident Evil adaptation.

Because that really is kind of how I feel about a lot of of Resident Evil games where I'm just like, yeah, the first half is so, so good. Granted, a lot of that is because a lot of it's new and you're kind of getting familiar with it and you're discovering things. Also, you're not scared by the end. Yeah, by the middle of it becomes a video game. It becomes like a process. It's like, okay, I do this to do this. And you're not really figuring

anything out anymore. Yeah. But, and it's usually like kind of like a bad guy gauntlet at the end. So it's like an enemy gauntlet. At the very, towards the end of the game, everything that you encounter is thrown at you in larger waves. So it's not fucking Ani Mushers. So it's not really as like, oh, I'm in the lab again. And then here's fucking 20 liquors.

You know, instead of fighting like one or two in the beginning. So it becomes kind of like tedious towards the end. And then again, it's in the fucking lab again. I love it. I love how I love how many liquors you fight in that game. Dude, it's in the last one. I remember. I love all the whites, the stretchy white ones that I just.

Oh, yeah. those fucking things. Those motherfuckers. They're really kind of trivial in that. I've never been less afraid of a liquor than I wasn't. Because you can parry. They mean nothing to you. Now that you can parry, it's their,

because the idea before was, don't let them hit you. They'll swipe you a couple times and you're dead. And I'm like, they literally won't touch me. They'll lunge at me and I go, ting. I'm like,

you're nothing. The parry in that game is, you can parry the rocket launcher. You can parry. That shit's crazy. It's fucking hilarious. I was playing, I was recently,

because I'm getting through the end of the game and he shot a rocket at me and I knocked it out the air dude you can get it's like why are you fighting him you can get the indestructible fucking hatchet too and you're like yeah you're fucking you're the flaming one you can get a flaming one I did not know that one that's on

I did not know that I was like this is crazy that's funny I didn't know I got to look into that I love that game I love Resonie was it's good don't get me wrong don't give you all it's just ridiculous I don't dislike I just say I like it's it's not at the most exciting parts of the

game right once it gets towards the end you know but like I still have fun yeah I think five's ending is good I will stand by that I think Wesleyanville 5 the end of that game is very very cool when you're on an oil rig instead of a factory that me a lab I guess no no no you're on a volcano oh sorry I I actually forgot about that you're on a that is different I guess it's like fucking you go from or you go from an oil rig to a volcano right I forgot to be fair though to be fair to Resident Evil 5, though, based on how you're talking about it. Is it also just not possible... How likely is it that you like the ending of Resident Evil 5, right?

Is that just because the... Is that like an inverse kind of game or like the beginning of it is actually kind of lame? Not there's 05, all the other than it's dope, but I think it's just... It's way too high octane. Like, it's like, dude, the beginning of the game, you kill so many people. It's crazy. like the numbers you kill in that very beginning where the guy's giving the speech and it gets beheaded it's maybe more than anything you're killing both campaigns in Resident Evil two and maybe three

like it's a lot of zombies you kill in that beginning to be fair you don't have to kill a lot of them you don't have to it's like it's like it's like the village scene in the in four there's ways to not but you can also kill all of them I murdered I killed everybody in that you kind of have to sometimes I'm like, you kill all of them and then I'll be like ding, ding and then more show up and leave. I'm like, bullshit. I killed all of you.

I killed all of you. What are you talking about? There's like more people than there could possibly be conceivable space for them to live in that town. It's so funny. It's like fucking time square in that village. I put a lot of them to sleep. All right, yeah, yeah.

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I'm just kidding. That guy is a piece of shit, man. He is ass. He's ass and whole. Fuck that guy. I love that he's like, banning weed and shit and like Joe Rogan has a picture with him where he's like oh I love you Greg I'm like good fuck you

I love you Greg please suck my dick Please suck my dick Gregory Greg's like I can sitting down I can look at this I can do tricks in my chair And he's spinning his chair In circle spin his chair And giving him fucking just sloppy

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Oh, Overcast. Dude, fucking Outcast like, fucking, it's like suing this, this dude name Overcast because it kind of looks like outcast. It's un fucking believable. It looks kind of like it, but it's not it.

It's Overcast and Outcast. And they have the audacity to fuck with them, not even ceasing the sister. They're thinking about like taking like legal action. Oh, come boy, guys. It's crazy. Yeah. I hope Andre's not doing it.

I hope it's a more big boy in the situation. Yeah, I don't know. I didn't look that deep into it. But let's just say it's big boy, so we don't feel eyes bad. I would assume it's big boy. I'm going to assume it's big boy until given further notice. Yeah. Andre means a lot to me.

I can't have this happen right now. I can't do it right now. I don't like the way you say your name. I don't like. I'm going to sue your ass. Yeah. God, I love that song. What a good song.

The way you move is a great fucking song, man. Just great. Time traveling, Dean and Sam Hyde. What were we going to say? No, no, no. We don't need to fucking suck that album off. That's fine. It's a good album.

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I'm every N-word. They're all in me. That's a great song, man. I'm every woman such a good song. I hate it thoroughly. You hate that song? What? Yeah, I think it's, I hate it.

Yeah, yeah. I get it. It's the worst song ever. It's worse than a man to dragon. Oh, God. No, I know what it is. worst in a minute. Oh, you actually don't like this one? No, I really, I genuinely don't like it.

But it's specifically because they played it for, like, over and over and over again when I was working at Sears, along with like a bunch of other. There's a lot of probably good songs that I fucking really hate now because I, that makes sense. I love that part. I'm every woman. I love that part. That's such a good song. And then she goes, whoa. I'm just like, ooh, that shit always gets me.

That's good shit. That's black women singing right there, bro. That's that period of time when they were on fire. Okay, you're Ava Braun then? What do you say? What's happening? Ava Braun's a dope-ass name. It is a good name.

It's unfortunate. Yeah. Yeah, no, just like there's a bunch of, there's some song. A lot of Beyonce is ruined for me. Yeah. I love, I love Uptown Funk, and it really upset me how much it was everywhere. because I just think that's a legitimately good funk song. And then it was played everywhere.

And I was like, damn. And then it made a bunch of other people mad about it. They hated it. And it just like, I don't know that. I'm too hot. God damn. Got a cold lease and the fire me. Too hot.

Is that how it went? Yeah. Someone screaming at all. Damn. Someone screaming in pain. What is that? that's how you get a song to get what's reverse

what's reverse triple platinum garbage I don't know just garbage fucking fucking swill dude my my song went quadruple swill hell yeah dude

what do you mean people people hated it so much nobody clicked on it no one not a soul not a single not even the people who were who were supposed to check it for like to make sure it was like at the right frequency or like right

accessible level. They didn't even bother listening. Not even you. I sang it, but like I just, I didn't really. You never listened back to it. It's just on a win. It's like the way you pull out your phone to like record something like haphazardly and then just like I'm on my way to do something. I can't do more than one.

You show it to your mom and your mom's like shut the fuck up. You just like you just you just I love the idea of making a song and never listening back to it. You're kind of just guessing that it's mixed well or something. I love the idea of that. Oh, that's fucking good stuff. I should,

we should do an album where like, it's just one take for everything. We just have to use it. I love that. We just have to use it. Just hammer our way through the song. I love that. That's a fun.

That is a fun idea, dude. We can practice before, but like, you know what I mean? But the tape. But once we, once you record, it's it. We got to lock in.

You can write everything out. You can, like, practice what you're going to say but like the second you hit record like your commit that's it like that sounds if you laugh at the end of it like that's going in sorry man i think that's a fun idea earnestly it probably would probably turn out trash but it's fine but charming yeah it's charming the dumb slut is actually the final girl she gag on my lolly while i dilly her dally cold brew king alpha v man i missed the two towers unlike those planes Temple of the Fucked Dogs

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nothing is sacred truly, actually. Mr. Jimmy Jam, Flatbush Franklin. There goes my BB. There goes. There goes my foreskin.

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And kills him He pulls out Is this your Is this your victim? Yeah He goes Oh my God That was my victim

Just makes Dilda cycle In and out of his mouth And ass Well he makes him Levitate Through him That's crazy work

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