The Snark Tank - #443: Kingston Loves This

Episode Date: October 23, 2026

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Are you going to intro the show? Welcome to the StarCCie podcast. I'm your host. Patreon.com slash the Snark Tank. That's Derek. That's him. Let's get into the news. Who are you?

Yeah, who are you? I'm Tom Sweeney. I said it first. Did you actually? Yes. I completely disregarded it. I didn't hear it either. I said it.

I'm the host Tom Sweeney. Oh, wow. Whatever. What's up, guys? So what's happened? Who are you? I didn't hear him again. again.

I don't know if I have tinnitus or something. This keeps in late. Where is he? Looking at your fucking watch. You got a new tattoo of a watch. You've got a new tattoo of a watch. I need a tattoo of a watch.

A tattoo of a watch would be such a jackass thing because it'll be right twice. It does. It does work at some point. Yeah. I just like because I love the imaginary watch. You know, like it's just universal. Like, turn the fuck up.

Constantly get it at modified. You just keep it. So it's different times. On the day on your arm. I like that. I'm going to keep changing the style, too. Start adding to it so it looks like a roly. Adventure looks like Ben 10's watch. How many times you fucking fucked it is a big ass one on you?

I like it. Yeah. I have a little bit of room for a small watch. You have so many tattoos. I forget you have tattoos. Yeah, I mean, they're all like just. It's to the point where I'm like, oh, I forgot Derek has to. Sometimes I see the letters of your fingers and I'm like, oh, you have tattoos.

I don't think about it either until when somebody points it out. I forget that as well, like that he has tattoos. You just have so many. You have a comedic, you have neck tattoos, right? I don't, one, but like it's... That's so many. I'm like, but I haven't gotten it touched up, so it just looks like smear. You know what I mean?

When's that time you got tatted? This might have been... It was coughing. I got coughing because Paul Joseph Watson was fucking talking mad shit about tattoos on Twitter. Oh, that's right. Just being a fucking jackass like usual. So then I was making fun of him, and then I just...

Spurr of the moment, when kind of tattoo. I already wanted one, and I was like, I'll be fun to be a part of the video. And so, you know what, you know what our audience should be doing?

What should they be doing? They should be getting tattoos of us. Right? Yeah. Get tattoos of them. Get tattoos of our, of fetal freaks art. Look,

that's some good fucking art. It is really good. There's a thing he posted. By the way, I should mention Star Tank Tats shop, a bunch of merch over there. And there's actually going to be some new stuff over there, like very,

very soon. It's not going to be like necessary. Of course my mom's calling me right now. God damn it. Wait, hold on. Don't let them get tattoos of you, Christopher. Hello? What you doing? Hi, I'm, uh, I'm recording one of our shows.

I'll let you go. Is everything okay? Yeah, everything is okay. I thought it was too early. I thought you was still sleeping. That's crazy. It's 11. But I, you know, I get confused with your time. I've been getting up at like 7 a.m. Oh, okay

I wasn't sure Okay, well I'll call you later I guess Okay, love you All right love you too Bye Bye Bye

Not she's gonna call by the You know like the tattoos That's what I thought I was like Grace don't say that She just understood That I was giving bad advice Why the fuck would you want that

On the Why would you want people To put yourself on your fucking body I can't do her I can do her boys I tried I didn't hear enough of it Yeah yeah

You gotta recompile But I do know She says Christopher Highland Shaders versus voice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. A little bit.

You can't build a good impression off of like 10 seconds of somebody's voice. You have to be a sociopath. Unless you watch it over and over and over. You have to be like someone that doesn't have their own personality. Yeah.

All you do is mimic people. Which, I mean, you know, more people like that. More people that just like artists mimics, that's it. Anyway, as I was saying. In the physical sense, too. Yeah. Snarktank. That shop.

Merch. There's a Halloween drop over there with a bunch of cool art from Jackie Horror show and fetal freak there's more fetal freak are coming it's not going to be a part of the Halloween drop necessarily because I think at this point if you were to get it and get it shipped it might not come for Halloween but it's going to be like Evergreen we're going to leave that up it'll be cool there's some there's a really cool fucking design that I was not expecting to see of like he did like this pizza time insignia dude that's that one I was like that is sick as

that one is gas bro it is genuinely gas because it like it doesn't read like a joke it looks like a cool like it looks like something you'd see on like a sleeve of like a too good attached to the piece it is. Like it's like the piece of this is good, but that side art is like, that's crazy for a hoodie. Yeah. So shout out to fetal freak. It's crazy for a tattoo. Yeah.

That might be a good tattoo. Because it just looks like a melting. That might be a good tattoo. Because it's just a melting green goblin. And it looks so cool. That might be a good tattoo, honestly. Hey, man. It's not a bad one.

So start. Snarktank. Shop. Patreon.com slash a snark tank. You can get early access to a lot of that merch. We might actually do that as well. Actually. Yeah.

We'll put that stuff up early for Patreon. Yeah. For like a couple weeks or whatever, or maybe like a week or two. And then it'll go out to everybody. Go that out. We're also going to have some Christmas merge. Christmas we're working on right now. I have two artists working on pieces for Christmas.

Cool. So we got a nice little. It's going to be crazy because it's like it's really funny, but like it can be taken the worst way possible, but it is very funny. So when you guys see it, I'm going to be like, hmm, I wonder if we're going to say about this. Yeah. I see.

It's, it's going to be good though. You're going to, you guys are going to be happy about it. I just, you know, man. Does it, does it have our, um, our faces on it? Variations, yeah. Mm. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. It's good of, uh, it's. I want like, just like something that's just like come or something. Why? Like a Nickelodeon splat? Yeah. I want something that's a great idea. Dude, we just have like the, the Nickelodeon spot where we paint it white and we

just find the Nickelodeon font and it just says come. I'm serious. That's kind of good. That's, that's, that's, that's, That's kind of gas. That's the shit that's going to look at listen. Don't listen, guys. Don't listen.

But that's what I'm just talking to the host right now. That's going to fill our bank accounts. That's the, it is. Because that's an evergreen. That is an evergreen. It is evergreen and let's be real. Like,

I don't know how much experience all of us have with merch. I know you have some. I know you have barely any. I have quite a bit. The stuff that sells the most really is just the dumb shit. Oh, of course. It really is. It's like it would be the Nickelodeon splatcom.

it's kill me right you know that one is this a gas image oh so funny you mentioned that so the one that was customized for me I can't believe I've had it for I've had it for almost 10 years it's crazy this this guy made it in

let's say eight years and he was like oh man let's see if you'll put this on a shirt and I never got around to it because he didn't make it a P&G in the way that I would like because I don't want it to be like a rectangle because like it has the has the niga thing but then it has a reflection on the on the ground but then it's in a

rectangle i need the i need it gone i never contacted him i barely found his username just the other day because i was like who the fuck i don't even remember who did it so anyway that uh i've been talking shit about this for a while about dropping this rogue that that needs to be a shirt there's a misfit store of like terrible things that i don't want to put on our shop because you don't, you know, you don't know, flag stuff or not. I don't know how they work. Oh, yeah, yeah. So I was just like, there's going to be like a separate thing that I have some old stuff

that I'm like, all right. It's, we're getting there. When it's there, you'll, I'll probably be wearing a shirt. And I'll beg, hey, guys, get the nigger today or some shit. But, but yeah, I like the cum shirt. That'd be great. Yeah. Just a splat of cum.

Um, it would sell. I mean, I bought the, I bought the, the Doom logo, but it says come, you know, on it because, like, it's a, it's a, it's a, amazing. It looks amazing. It says come, but in the doom fun. I love it because it's like, it's stuff that like, unless you're, no, you go. It's stuff that if you're like, if you're, um, if you're not paying attention, you know,

you might, yeah, you might not even realize it's a fucking gag. Yeah. You might not even realize you're being had. What is your top selling shirt? It was certainly to kill me. The kill me one. It was certainly the friends coming. I saw that on Santa Monica. Excellent. Like on some fucking. back like a bunch of them oh wow yeah i was like okay cool that's you know they're probably making fucking way more than i was but fair enough whatever but yeah so like so that was the one that that definitely broke containment i remember seeing that that was like that was insane that was like

not exaggerate that was like a 20,000 dollar pay payout Jesus Christ for that one sure over time that's yeah that's good stuff it was nuts that was T-spring though so it was like cheap yeah yeah you got a way bigger cut i see i see some people be Like your merch is so expensive It's like we're making like a buck Off this shit It's not You guys are getting better merch though

There you go Yeah The merch is We could make cheaper shit And get paid more I guess Which you know I may do That is certain point

A hundred percent cotton is the best payout But you know those shirts are fucking outdated man Yeah Terribley Yeah But listen Snarktank dot shop patreon Patreon.com slash

Stark tank you all know Early access We got We got some extra ammo up now of the new variety two hours we did a tier list

yeah of assassinations mad funny yeah people liked my cousin saw that and he was like yo your cousin saw the extra ammo because my car

ever since the um the nigger episode oh so he became my patron he really wow I like that hell family got a I wish my

I wouldn't mind my family seeing my stuff if they became patrons I would just show them if they would just show them if they would be like hey do you want to see this I would like yeah you can

just watch this for free. No, absolutely don't do that. Why not? You're running a business here, Tom. But that's my family. I don't give a fuck about your family. Crazy. I give a fuck about my family.

I'm like, yeah, dude. I don't want my family to see my stuff at all, but if they're paying, I'm like, co-ride-ahead. That's great. Let's be real. Also, Casey's family doesn't care about him either. What?

My family's pretty cool. Oh, yeah? Yeah. I just live over here. Why they talk shit about you behind your back? Yeah, why do they call me, where do they call me and tell me how much they hate you? Because they think you're me.

I don't know why. They think I'm you? They're trying to call you, but they call him by the state. The reason why is the glasses. You suck, man. Yeah, you Kingston. And you're just like, oh, Kingston sucks. You're like, yeah.

You just write it down. Why do you like exactly? You just fucking jotting it down. You remember any terrible things that I've done that I might have forgotten? That's crazy. There's a few. There's a few. There's that hamster.

No, I don't want to hear about that. There's the, um. I don't hear about no animals. There's 9-11. That's fine. I don't mind 9-11. That's fine. 9-11. I've actually never heard an animal

will purposely look at this fucking 16-year-old over here. I'm sorry. I need it lately. I've never, I've actually never heard an animal. What is that? That's good. I'm glad you never heard.

I actually hurt my cat one time and I broke my heart. What haven't you heard a cat and killed it? That's what I heard. I hurt my cat as a kid on accident because I was spinning around with it like a retard. And the cat got obviously annoyed, tried to jump out of my arms. It did.

And it landed and hurt it. itself. It like fractured his leg. Yeah. I was so fucking like that was devastating. So then so Jojo with our cat sometimes she'll have them and then she know she'll just kind of like, you know, kind of let him let her go. Not like a toss, but like from her, you know, like the cat will drop down on the floor easily, but I get a little triggered. Because, you know, I know the cat can handle it no problem, but I get a little triggered. Not enough. I've never said anything to her. Remember that time you grabbed it by both of its legs and slammed on the ground. You got to understand that that one time of it jumping off you is such a rare circumstance.

It was a freak moment. Because cats jump from like two-story buildings and they're fine. So that a cat fucking fall from a giant tree in my mom's partner. The cat slammed on its feet. No fucking problem. I'm like, that's crazy. It's why kind of like there's, you know, sometimes there's videos of like a, there's always a video of some like Twitch streamer being like weirdly like rough with like an animal. you know these things you know like sometimes that'll happen oh yeah yeah and like that happened kind of

recently i didn't really pay attention to it i don't know what the chick is yeah i just didn't give enough of a shit to follow up but there's one where like she's she's moving her dog or something and it looks kind of rough and you're like what the fuck but then there's another one where she kind of chucks her cat off screen and it sounds like it crashes like a polling pin but like i saw that and i was like i kind of don't care about the cat really that's crazy because like they just i've seen the way they just kind of like they're sturdy in a weird way. Yeah, it's just not cool.

Like, it's like people test the limits of that. Yeah, I mean, you should spike it into the ground or anything. I don't think you should toss it in general. Yeah, I wouldn't toss animal.

I would just like let it. It is weird. It is weird. It is weird. It is kind of, because you take it and you kind of just like let it go.

You don't toss it. I just, I, I've definitely didn't like a little high. I lay, I set them down on the ground. I set my cat. So a cat,

if I have, when she wants to like get out. Well, Your cat is a young cat also too, right? She's like, well, not a year yet, but she's already like as big as she's pretty much going to get. Oh, really? Yeah, I mean, they pretty much grow up. Animals pretty much grow up within the year.

I guess. Yeah, a puppy and like a young dog is like very different, you know? Yeah, because my dog, I've had a dog in a while, granted, but my dog, she was done by growing by like two-ish. Like two? So she was like, too. Well, how big was your dog? She was a shepherd. So she was like.

Oh, so that's a bigger dog, though. I guess that's true, yeah. She was like, yeah. He's talking about a fucking cat. And this is like a smaller one. This isn't like one of, because our neighbors have some giant fucking cats. You ever see the main coon cat? Those cats are horrible.

They're so cool, man. Easy. Easy. Those are such cool cats. They look terrifying. They're so cool. They shed like crazy. Yeah, fuck it.

So like I could never, I could never do it. Lily's allergic to cats and like we got one of those. She would die. She would die in her house. Well, now you know what to do if she ever pissed you off. Exactly. She'd never let me get a cat, man. She would die.

She would die before while we're getting the cat. I'm thinking of getting a dog soon. You know one of those cats? Put a bazooka in it. Put the cat in the bazooka and shoot at Lily. See what happens? I really want a dog so bad. It's crazy. I think I'm going to get one because my car is coming. Defiance.

What does that mean you're going to hit your dog with a car? I don't understand. Well, no, I just like, it feels weird to have an animal and not have a car for some reason. Like here specifically. And like, I'm usually to take it to the vet. Yeah, it's like emergency shit or like, or just like getting. I could. What am I going to walk to the grocery store and carry like a, you know what?

Food? Like a big pile of fucking dog. food. You know what I mean? Like it's just like it just helps to have a car. It's a lot easier. That's true. It just helps to have a car if you have an animal. I live right by a, I literally live next to a vet. So it's like sick. It's walk out of my apartment in a

restaurant. It's like. There's a, there's a pet emergency room not too far, but like I mean I was not. You know, it's not a vet really. I see. It's like an urgent care, you know? Yeah. Yeah. I get. Yeah. The vets are over by my side. Yeah. Yeah. So if you're like a few of them over by some.

But my car is shipping out, I think. either today or tomorrow. So I'll be able to drive again. I'm excited. Has anybody been like using it or like, my parents have been driving it unregistered. Hell yeah, dude. They just got the registration.

It was like a non-operative thing. Was it like that? No, it just like the registration expired and he never did it. They just didn't. Don't you get penalty? Wait, I don't know how New York works. Because over here, if you don't re-register, I think you get penalties if you don't register it as non-operative.

Well, hope not. I don't know. I don't think so. I think it just lapses and then you just have to re-register it. I see. I think you just get pulled over and you get killed. That's it. Yeah. You get killed immediately. My parents have been driving around that car for like, the registration expired in April. And they've been driving around this entire time. And I remember being like, hey, I'm going to ship the car soon. And they were like, okay. And then they went and just like, hey, it's, uh, we need to do the registration again. I was like, oh, shit. Well, I mean, I was kind of hoping to have the car by now already, but I mean, they didn't do it over there,

right? Because you're, you're, then not just a waste? you're getting a registered over here. No, because you can't, if I, it's expired, so I couldn't. We don't know. No, I thought, I thought, I thought, you said your parents said that we, uh, we have to do registration. Yeah, they have to re-register it. Believe me, I've, I've, because I had an expired registration when I moved to New York and trying to get an expired registration shifted over to a, a new one here or like over there,

like, the DMVs don't communicate well with each other. It's actually fucking bewildering how I'm pretty sure it doesn't matter where you register that as long as the owner of the car has the car Yeah What I'm saying is what I'm saying is what I'm saying is What I'm saying is it's easier to transfer an existing active registration to a new state Than it is to transfer expired registration in a different state to an active registration in a new one Okay, that makes sense for whatever reason. I don't know why New York and California do not communicate with each other well anybody I'm sure this I'm sure this I'm sure there's at least one person in the audience who's experienced this on some level, but it's like it really was I went to the DMV six times in one day when I went to go re-read, when I went to register in New York when I moved it over there.

It was fucking ridiculous because like they need, I can't remember what the thing was, but it was like either California or New York like has a paper title and then one state doesn't have one. And so like they need a thing that doesn't exist because like it was a whole fucking thing. That's crazy. I know what you mean. I had an issue with a, because I, I, I, I, bought my car. I financed it in Nevada. And then so that became an issue with the

the bank that owned my car. Yeah. That was the whole thing. But, you know, after that and that's just one state over, dude. Like the further you go, the more different it is. And then it was just like, it was insane how incompetent it was. Well, the registration now they're fucking so bad because, you know, the taxes, the way that used to be taxes,

the older your car got, right? The cheaper it got. Yeah. It doesn't really happen anymore. Especially with the... The difference is not like that. The taxes that they have for other stuff now. That there's just because like I remember because I've been driving for a since I was 18 and I remember having a car and then it's depreciating the registration was cheaper and I was like this fucking rules.

So get a cheap piece of shit car. And that's still technically is the thing as far as like if you have like a luxury car or super car or your fucking registration to be way higher. But like I've had my car for like five years now or some shit like almost five years. And I'm like why is my registrar? not getting cheaper. You know, I've registered in California for, what, was this, two years or something?

Yeah. And I was expecting, like, oh, good, it's going to be cheap. No. And then you look at all the, the drop-down of everything like that. And I was like, this is fucking bullshit, dude. They're just nickel and diming everything. Have you heard the electricity companies are not even calculating bills accurately?

Apparently, there's people that are getting fucked in the ass that they're saying they're using this amount. And they're like, I'm not even, I have been away. I have long assumed that that was happening. Oh, it's really bad. Dude, I got a, I got a fucking $1,200 bill once. That's crazy. And I was like, what the fuck are you talking about?

My electric bill was like $500 last month. Well, I figured out what, how, how? Mine was $400. And I'm like, niggins. And because they're trying to push us to the pay the average bullshit. So when winter comes in and we don't use as much to pay, we still pay like $300. They're trying to still be for profit and make sure that they make more money than they did last year. Because clearly, Jojo and I are practice for using AC is exactly as the same as last year.

Probably even a little bit less because I started playing ball outside so I was gone for extended amounts of time. Yeah. And then, oh, what do you know? $100 more. And I was like, this is impossible. It's cool. It's fun. It's fun to pay a lot.

I'm seeing people starting to morph into Luigi Minjone. I'm seeing their faces starting to change a little bit. Yeah. Curly hair. Become visibly Italian. Oh my God I'm seeing it dude You've been talking about destroying the elites

And you're like bro You're all right You're like you're all right Like yeah I was no Turn around real radical Turn every phone We're gonna say silly

Yeah He turns off your phone In the story I'm just like Dude you're gonna see it One day we're gonna go To the fucking mall You're just gonna see a bunch

Luigi's gonna like Oh shit it's time I was probably didn't have Many Halloween costumes Last year I guess I think people Were a little Frightened or something

I don't know Because yeah, that is true. We are going to see a lot of those weird aliens in the in the cabinet in the administration. Oh, yeah. We're going to see those this year for sure. I love it because I love that it happened so close to Halloween. So yeah, like you said, you've already seen some. I already seen some.

Some guy that's really good with costumes I, I retweeted them the other, or reposted them on Instagram. Fucking incredible. Really good costumes. This guy's like phenomenal. I'm sad because there's going to be indie never ready costumes. Is she such a person? Yeah, she's a person. I'm like, this is a person.

Like you're just going to be a woman with blood on her face Like what's going on? That's boring. Yeah, it's a good movie, but like it doesn't make a good costume. Naglam, Mnom costumes. Those fin to go hard, bro. I wouldn't mind seeing that.

I think he looks so cool. I don't remember. But his role is so hilariously weak. But that he looks so cool. It could not be. At least he'd have a better. At least his role would have been a little bit better if they did Iliad, right? Because like it's all about, well, it's without him.

There's no thing, right? It's unfortunate. So I just, He does look fucking awesome. He looks under it. I was like, you know, but he looks. He's a soft-faced Greek guy. He's fucking, like, I think he's like a comedian.

Is it Stavros? No, it's not stabby, no. Could you imagine it was stabby? His little tubby ass and a fucking thing, walking around like that. He's laughing. Dude, just yeah. Hell yeah, dude. But it's fucking, he guys like booster hot boosters on.

Hell yeah, dude. I fucking love Stavros. He's so. fucking funny. Stavros is he's my favorite especially because people I ran into that that woke shit again because they found

Comtown at some point the anti-woke people Oh really really like oh kind of the base kind of a thing And at a certain point when Stavi when did Stavi's world and all this shit He's like oh he went woke and I'm like Nicky you never every time Nick one would say something way too crazy Star Wars would always be pushing back in a funny way And I'm like you've never listened to the That's the whole dynamic of that show

Yeah, but you never listen to the fucking show. Like, I hate these. Like, Nick Mullen is hilarious, but he, wow. He's, I've heard him have some wild takes on the show. He has absolutely no filter. He is fucking funny, though. Like, Nick Mullen is, I think he's funnier than Stavie, honestly. I, I wholeheartedly agree.

Yeah, yeah. But I think, like, because I think Stavie is really? Of course. No, so I was, like, I would say a good example if you just, like, listen to, they're, they're naming Batman villains that are, you know, stupid. It's a Comtown bit. And you can see their dynamic where it's like Nick Mullen is like the main guy, but Stavros has a pretty good support. Other than being a laugh track, right? He does have good support or a Mr. Feeney raping a child Benjapiro that bit.

Like you'll see like how like it's a crazy. Of course. Just saying that. Just saying that. It might not seem like it at first. It popped in my head because I was watching the dishes like. and then fucking Jojo on her computer

just blasting that fucking clip and I was like God, I've heard that in a minute just made me a little nostalgic but yeah

yeah Star Wars is Agamint Agamon Wow I can't even speak Agamon Amonemna that would be sick like fat

and fat and fat and fat with a fat fucking helmet that helmet is so sick dude he looks so cool that's probably

it's like so fucking tall too which you know that nigga was not that tall I don't remember what he looked like at all Oh, like the Agamindon?

Yeah, he just kind of struck me as like... The iconic Greek armor. That's literally why I'm not. He kind of read to me like, what's that witcher bad guy? The wild hunt. The wild hunt people? Like, he just kind of looked like that kind of a... He's the Greek version of that, I feel like, honestly.

Mr. Hunt? Mr. Jonathan Hunt. Wait, wasn't that a real person? That sounds like a real name. Wasn't that the guy who kicked the phone out of the... No, that was his name? I might be wrong. no, I don't know that guy's name, but that guy... That's ringing a belt. Maybe it was Jordan Hunt or something.

That guy's a fucking legend. Dude, he set himself. He set himself. I was like, hit the little like the... Infinity! You could see him holding the button. It was so crazy. Like, I've never seen... Charged it. That was a charge input. It wasn't like a regular VP.

It was a charge of it. You're not like in Spider-Man 2, like if you hold the jump button, he's like, like, shakes a little bit. Let me see if his name is shaking. You said Jordan? I think it might have been Jordan Hunt. So I might have been mistaken. You kicked out of my hand. You kicked him out of my head.

He should have started stomping on her, too. Fucking. Anyway, what the... Oh, yeah. Yeah, Jordan Hunt. What the... These are the things that live in my mind. What, um...

So what happened? Is there anything worth talking about? Streets came out. What is that? Street fighter. Those anal beads around his neck. Fire. Those are just prayer be here.

What if this was Agamidon? I'm like, what? I'm like, holy, how are you still here? What did you say? Didn't you get killed? kicked all the Trojans. He just kicked them all. Crazy.

The same kid? And the Trojans had no idea how to prepare for it each time. Even though he was approaching the, they approached single file. And they just couldn't figure it out. Single file. They creaked open the gate just a little bit. It kept coming out and he kept kicking them. Yeah.

They couldn't figure out a better strategy. He had a really good endurance, though. Nolan, I really wanted to capture. Well, he had a little Jordan hunt. on the outside of the door constantly kicking the door shut so like it was only like a little bit yeah it just

too many came out he kicked it closed you're so brilliant you're so brilliant Christopher Nolan your casting was absolutely sound your there was no revisionist history at all this was point blank perfect with the homer's Jordan Hunt and Hunt and Jordan Hunt and George

I just I really wanted to copcha Homa Homa Simpsons, Iliad. Oh, yeah. And they're like, well, so Chris, I'm going to stop you there. It's not Simpsons. What do you mean?

They've done it. They've definitely gone up. What do you mean? He's like a real interview. He just, he just completely skipped over. Like, he zoned out in the meeting when that was brought up. And he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's fine. Yeah.

They've definitely gone to the Simpsons joke about the Iliad. 100%. 100%. Like a treehouse of horror or whatever. they did. It was all of those stories. It was they didn't do the Iliad. I think they just did the Odyssey.

It's crazy. It's been like 50 years. They didn't do the Yliad once. I don't remember them doing that. I think I've seen Tom Cruise, not Tom Cruise, which I've seen Brad Pitt's Troy in that. Like that'd be referenced in the Simpsons. I'm sure maybe.

I mean, you might be right. I just know for sure they did. I just remember the, the whole steps of like doing the actual Odyssey thing. If they did Aliad, I just don't remember. But like, He's about an Odyssey guy. I saw that.

Who's back, dude? I saw that. Was he gone? Oh, yeah, they, they, uh, they shot him. They shot him at the tow booth. A poo at the toe booth. Oh, dear. And then, uh, his fucking, uh, his wife, like, look how they massacre my boy.

My boy? My boy? Oh, dear. Look how they massacre me. Look how they massacre me. Okay. What was he say? Thank you.

Come to you. Come again. Yeah, yeah. Down I go. So he's back with a, I'm sure the guy is traditionally Indian now. Yeah, but what's crazy about it is he sounds Japanese. I don't like how he sounds like a Japanese guy. He sounds like a guy doing an offensive.

I am a backer. It's me. It's a crazy voice. Would you like a hot dog? And I'm like, why are you saying that? It really sounds like that. I'm not even getting like, there's parts of it where I'm just like, this is a Japanese man. I don't know why this is, I don't know why they went with this.

I can't believe that show's still going, man. It's fucking insane. Like, Nancy. It can't make, the thing that fucks me up about it. Yeah. Is that, like, they can't possibly make more money on new Simpsons than they could just having everything that exists in syndication. That's what bothers me about it. I mean, it's like, you've got.

I feel like, you don't get offered so much by Fox now. But I, that is just like, how much do you fucking need? You don't need. Yeah. You know what I think. at this point, I think graining and folk probably feel threatened by South Park because South Park has this formula that they can just go on forever. And I feel like that they want the crown of being the longest running. Oh, maybe. Like, I feel like it's the only thing because the Simpsons still have to be

creative and make episodes in Tree House of Horror and shit like that. And clearly it's failing because nobody cares about it largely, right? And South Park, it's this podcast. Oh, what happened? let's just write about it I'm like yeah I think you guys can go away too now people still like it but when I watch it I'm like I haven't laughed out loud in a very long time

There's a new clip from A South Park recently that I saw that like struck me as like That's good I don't I wanted to see it I haven't gotten around to watching it But it was like Randy went to Sephora And became like a kid again Oh my God who's getting dragged out

I saw him getting dragged somewhere Yeah because he's like it's like child Randy going to school and shit it's like it's really weird why's he a kid because he went to Sephora and that's what happens they made him they made him younger okay it's like a back room's thing I see they take you into the back rooms

of Sephora and fuck you all up this carbo with a bunch of eyes and shit is like hey can't there's like all fucked up version did you see the Ike no I did it looked pretty funny but I didn't get around to watching it me and Lily watched like pretty much every episode of that show this guy's gonna talk again crazy

insane yeah what do you think about the new ones I watched last season I thought it was pretty funny which season last season yeah to me pretty funny is not good enough of South Park oh yeah like pretty funny is not good enough for me to want to watch it yeah it's better than fucking whatever the Simpsons is

I mean it's even pretty funny South Park is definitely better than the Simpsons in modern day for sure um I would say the best thing right now is because I caught the latest Futurama season because they did two new ones that shouldn't exist, but they did two new seasons. And it's not bad. But again, it was still like, well, this isn't, this isn't nearly as funny as it used to be. Yeah. And so I'm like, I don't, there's too much media to where I don't need to spend any time watching this stuff that's just okay. When there's an endless amount, if you have just one streaming

platform, you can never run out of content. Problem is people just watch like fucking three things on them and then have every streaming platform. And I'm like, why not just watch everything? And, you know, you're going to find. That's a better. That's a better bet. Yeah. It would be. I'm a, we've got rid of some of our stuff.

Or you can do the, um, there's some websites that you, if you want to support them, you don't have to. But you can support them and then it's everything combined in one, you know. I really want to get rid of most of my streaming services. Yeah. You can. I mean, I've already canceled. I've already canceled mostly.

Really won't let me do it. And I'm like, girl, you don't use most of these. Mm. Like we use Apple TV. Lassow, Ted Lassow is over now, so I don't care about Damn, I didn't know anyone at Apple TV. Ted Lassel is so good. I had it for a...

And Succession, I guess, too. No, what was that other one? Not a Pervis. What the fuck is the, the weird sci-fi one? Yeah, the one, oh my God. It's another with an S or a C? It is an S, I think. What the fuck?

Succession always fucked me up because it was kind of close. That's crazy, we all know what it is, but we don't know what it's called. What the hell? See? Oh my God. somebody's losing their my list sequestered I was gonna say

Sephora man I fuck me up too What the fuck I really Stop talking Stop talking Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick I really fucking

It's fucking be up actually I can't remember it See Secrets Severance Severance Holy shit The S and the E It was like so close

Dude I was fucking my brain I was thinking about some you guys are talking about some you guys are talking about my head was doing this. That really fucked me up. That took a minute. Severance. But Severance.

But Severance. But Severance is on Prime, too. It's on Prime? Yeah. Is it? Oh, I didn't know. I didn't know that. I don't check it out there.

It's on Prime. I think after it comes out on H-TOP. I'll absolutely then it's on Prime. I don't get a shit. I cancel all these. But then I have that. But like, I have Prime just because I have the shit of us. Yeah.

But that is, I got to say, I'm surprised they haven't fucked our ass royally with that. Because they give you music. streaming service and free delivery. But ads. Well, not free to live, but I mean, I don't mind ads. I don't mind ads so deeply.

Yeah, I don't mind that either. Like, they do that thing still where they have the ads like really high volume. Oh. They still do that. No, you're right. You're right. But that shit sucks dick. But like, the only thing I mind on ads is YouTube because I, like, that's primarily

my thing that I watch, right? Yeah. What else? Disney Plus, I, I would keep that one because it's HBO also. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I hate these things.

Yeah. deal. I don't, I don't like HBO really that often, but it has all the anime shit. No, I know. That's the good thing about, um, no, HBO on Hulu. It has all the anime. So if you're going to watch anime, Hulu's the way to go. It has, uh, the big bang in the new spin-off.

I have, uh, no, HBO does, yeah. The spin-offs. I don't know, whatever, spin-off. Someone fails to fuck the universe or something like that here about it. This thing is the universe. Yeah. Who is that, you know? I know, he's the guy that owns a comic book shot.

Oh, okay. And he fucks the universe. He literally fucks it. I hate it. He finds he finds he's floating before the Big Bang and then he puts his penis in the little pressure point. And then the universe is fucked up now. Bust a fat nut in it and bang. This comes everywhere.

And now Hitler's a fucking jack stud that, uh, is actually, is it a stud or is it like a, he's a jack stud that was really likable and loved meat. and you know but he still killed the Jews Did you imagine a physically cool like a good looking cool

Hitler? That'd be crazy If you imagine if we had dictators that look because they all look like shit Like Mussolini looks fucking like

Attracting Nostferatu It would be terrifying Like oh god You're a good looking Yeah Luckily if to be that much of a monster

usually you just start molding into like looking like shit So I think we're okay Yeah imagine if Vader just looked like Anakin the whole time that'd be horrible

because everybody would be like, he's hot. Yeah, I want a elevator to look like Prime Henry Cavill, dude. Prime Henry Cavill and he's like, hey. Like, like, 2013 Superman when he was fucking like big and kind of hairy.

He looked unhealthily big. He was enormous. You got to eat chicken and broccoli, man. Nothing but chicken and broccoli. The size these people are sometimes. I'm like, what the fuck? Do you're just walking around at that size? Like Chris Evans and fucking Captain America's like,

dude, you're roided to high heaven. That's good stuff, man. You're insane. That's good stuff. I wish it wasn't too dangerous to be sustained, like being large. I guess at his size, it wouldn't be too bad. It would just be expensive. Like the type of drugs.

He's really naturally not that size. Right. But like you can't, he wasn't like so massive to where I'd be worried about his heart. I would just be like, yeah. He's not like a macho man. Yeah, yeah. It's just a lot of money to sustain that size because the food and then the, the, the PDs and stuff. Yeah, it's, it's, he was, he was big. I was like, geez, seem to

the Hemsworth in the last door movie. I was like, Jesus Christ, because there's someone it was CG, but other parts of it was like, dude, you just, you're just not walking around with like an extra 150 pounds of muscle on you, dude. Hemworth was, that's crazy. That's crazy. Look at him in, um, in Star Trek 2009 versus the first floor. Literally. Yes. It's fucking hilarious. I'm like, dude. Because he's, he's tall, but he's not like, joked like that. He was a regular, he was a regular size guy when he was playing

Kirk's dad. He was playing Kirk's dad and he was like a regular size guy. It's crazy to shit he goes. He was the heck Jackman dude. Hugh Jackman's a theater nigga. That's another one. Oh, X1 versus I think his biggest was probably days of future past. Exactly. That shit is

fucking nuts, dude. And then you can just look like that. You get to see his ass a little bit and stuff because he really wanted to show like, you know when they're like, look what I've done. He did work. I appreciate it. I get it.

I get it. Speaking of, you know, I don't know. Hugh Jackman's ass. Yeah, how was Street Fighter? You saw Street Fighter? Yeah, you saw Street Fighter. I hate to admit.

Andrew Shultz was mad, fucking funny in that movie, dude. And I was like, oh, man. You're fucking funny, dude. He played Dan and Bickey, and I was like, Dan is, you're funnier than Dan in the manga. God damn. And Dan is actually funny in a manga. made me upset

because I was like this could have been better but also I don't know how you make Street Fighter like a good good really good like a good narrative they've done it already They've done any shit that is Oh they've done like some of the movies that have been like Cool but they're still Street Fighter

Like say I can't even remember what it's called Or Mass of the Iron Fist the thing that was on YouTube Because that was actually cool as fuck Yeah it was the one where it's just It's just Riu and Ken fucking each other It was like a machinima thing I think Yeah. Is that what that's called?

A massed an assassin's for something like that. It was something like years ago. Yeah. But like to me I'm like, I think there's been enough there. I'm like, if they wanted to, they could take it seriously. They could also have a comedic relief because they obviously street fighters always had that. Yeah. They could take it seriously if they want to.

But they're like, no, we'll keep product placement. We're going to put our fucking our people in here. I'm like, okay. You know, it's whatever. Yeah. At this point, being mad about that is kind of crazy When there's like way other shit to be angry about it was It was cool

I think The other person was ridiculous was What his name was? Moaz Blanca That was just fucking crazy It was a CG to shit Yeah, I would imagine I think Noah Centennial was great as Ken

He was fucking funny as shit The girl that played Chun Lee was It's supposed to be funny Ken's a bit of a doofus But he's like But he's also like a heart of gold Did you read the monkey? Ken is known to be a bit of an airhead.

Ken's actually kind of a really disciplined person. Ken Masters? He's rich, but yeah. He's disciplined, but he's also like a huge, he's a huge hothead. So the, he's, hothead is fine. Him being,

what makes him so interesting is that he has no business being in the war. A warrior, yeah, absolutely. And that's what makes it so interesting. Like how disciplined he is from when he has no business, he's completely made. And he's like,

nah, I want to be, I want to be, the best. And that's almost impossible for rich people. Because if you threw all that money of me, I would be like, oh, yeah. Well, let me fucking. He was a shithead kid. And his dad was like, yo, you're going to go stay with my nigga in Japan for like 12 years. Yeah, because I need to live there.

I need to go fuck whores in your room. I have 12 rooms in my mansion, but I want yours. That's crazy. He's having an orgy in your bedroom. You haven't slept in your bedroom in months. and every other door is locked and you're just sleeping like, I don't know, on the lawn.

It's a good, good parent. So who else? Who else run through all the other characters? I like, you got to play the re-you. I think overall the casting was cool. I think the movie was a bit like disjointed, but it has to be so many characters there's always going to be disjointed, you just can't.

Yeah. How's bison? That's what I didn't like. He was cool. The actor's cool. Yeah. Who is it? Bison.

Oh, who was the actor? I forgot his name. He was the, um, I remember if I remember what he's, what he's from. He was some dorky guy. He is a dorky guy. He wasn't a jack tie guy but just crazy.

And I was like, that's the only thing. I'm like, you got to, how are you going to have M. Bison be a regular built person? But granted, you go back to 1993 and it's just some guy playing bison again. He's another, at least he's tied. I appreciate that dude. He was tie. And he also kind of like, I appreciated him.

I believed him as a dictator kind of a thing. Yeah. Like I believed this new guy I was like, oh, well, yeah. Is he in anything the new guy? He's the guy that played a dude that had the spots in, um, oh, Pogoneman? Yes. Oh, I like him.

Yeah, yeah, that's right. He was, I like his actor. I think he's fucking funny. He was a huge weirdo as bison, which was funny because it's like, it's a take of bison. Because he's supposed to be terrifying. Right. Must be a weird. Right.

Must be a weird. Yeah. Now, that is terrifying in the modern day. It is. It is. It's a different kind of scary. That's ridiculous. Was he like an insale or something?

Oh. That'd be hilarious. He's been a insult bison. That's his name Is a bison Does a fucking psycho crusher Into Ben Shapiro Seat to talk to him about politics

Me Elliot Roger Bison I love it He fucking he can't He can't psycho crusher a woman Because he's scared Yeah He like he like He's oh

Like he killed Chunley's dad Because Chunley Turned him down or something That's crazy Tundle was a child also Well I mean He didn't lose his dad We don't need to get into that

Bison You know I need to get into these things Mike Bison But it was good 507 was Barrog You see how this looks, right? I didn't like 50 as bison.

50 to 20 years ago would have been great as bison. Now he's just because he was wildly jacked before. What are you talking about? 50 cent. He was really, really, really, really, really, really jacked like in early 2000s. Oh, when he came out. Am I thinking of somebody else? 50, 15.

You're thinking of 15. Yeah, 15. I remember 15 cent from childhood. He was pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. He had that song. He said, it's near the club.

It's completely. temperate in here. Let's remain at our current level of dress. That's Nelly. Oh, right. That's Nelly Fittato, man. Lenni Fittado, that's right. I forgot.

This is a wild poll. Do you know anything about odd future? It's not a wild poll. It's not a future. I know some. You know Laji Beetz is? Yeah. What would he,

what happened? He and Nellifertado have kids together. Oh, interesting. And I was like, what? So? I would have thought like, those are two people I would never thought would meet each other or or even remote.

They're like so different. Yeah, well, I mean, think about Hitler and Aver Braun. Yeah, exactly. The regular odd couple, you know. Yeah, the original, their odd couple was based on that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The honeymooners were based on Hitler and Ava Braun. Straight to Zine Moon.

I don't even. Straight to Zine Moon. I do you say moon in German. I don't know. Probably close to, probably close to Moon. Probably Moon. Mune. Mune.

Mune. Yeah, yeah. Look at the, look at the moon. Look at the moon. Look at the moon ever. Together we will. It's probably Moonhoffar or something. We'll kill Jews on Zimune.

Killing Jews on a moon. You gotta get them there. Oh, that's crazy. It's like that Wolfensang game where they have him on fucking Mars or something, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. A movie about himself on Mars. They go to Mars and Zipf? Or something like that.

I can't remember, like, it was, they were in space. I know that. Hitler, like, had a compound in space somewhere, like, on some place. planet. They were filming a movie. They cast it Ronald Reagan. Ronald Reagan gets killed. It's hysterical. Dude, it's moon. Mund. That makes sense, actually.

Dermund. Dermond. It's really obnoxious how close to German English is. Who gives it shit? I do. It's like a dramatic. It's a... It's Germanic. It's a... It's Germanic, it's fucking romantic, and it's gay. That's right.

I'm just confusing one for sure. Anyway, the Street Fighter is really all that happened as far as I know. So we can get on to questions, I guess. Yeah, we should because Street Fighter, I'm going to watch it, but. I'm just not going to see it. I'm going to watch it one of these days. There's movies that I want to see that I'm not going to see. You know what I mean?

Like, I want to see that new Nathan Fielder movie. I still haven't seen a brand new date until you, like a few days ago. Oh, yeah. Somebody posted on Twitter and I was like, oh, I might as well watch it. Yeah, it's fine. It's another one of these. I was, it was, um, I, I, I don't know of you a lot. That was, it's good.

I like that one. That was my favorite out of all of them. Oh, for sure. It's the best one of those. Yeah. But like, I remember finishing it and being like, yeah, all right. Yeah, it's, it's not like. That sounds about right, right, right. Right. Right. Yeah, I feel like we have too many, we have too many super. Digger is another one that I wanted to see. What is it? Oh, okay. Just, just, just make sure you said, I was making sure. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I've heard, I've heard, I've heard mostly good things about it. I love mixed. I love mixed responses.

The mixed ones I'm usually To me it's probably good because when I hear mixed From something like that It's usually I'm like I know the type of people who are confused Or don't like it They're not they're not That's not for them

It's not for them Exactly It's uh yeah I don't know Whatever Anyway that's a good one Yeah I don't know I'll get to the theater at some point

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So go do that. What are you going to say? It's a question, right? So not a question, a statement. So tomorrow I'm getting my wisdom teeth fold. Yeah. I'm pretty sure I'm going to be in a monstrous amount of pains. We're recording this on Monday.

Yeah, we're recording this a day earlier because he's going to rip his face apart. Yeah. I'm going to see. I'm pretty sure I'll be fine by like Thursday to be able to record on Friday. We'll see. I did kind of want you to just come in and bleed all over the place because I just thought it would be hysterical. Yeah, I'm sure you'd love that. I mean, I have no issue.

If it's content and it's hysterical, I would do it. Actual blood all over the place. I would, I mean, if I was sick in that way, I would still do the show. Why? Because I just think it's like, I mean, who's going to do that? That's the thing. When are you going to see that? I know you're saying.

I don't have wisdom teeth. So like, when did you get them out? I just never, I just don't, I've borne without them. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Wasn't a great experience. No, I bet it's not.

I bet it would be a good view of experience. I got one taken out many years ago and there was just local anesthesia. So I was, I didn't have to go under. The guy was fucking putting his fist into my fucking face. It seems fucking brutal, man. Dental work is brutal, I guess. Just generally, because you're sawing into what is essentially bone and all this stuff. Yeah.

I know it's not literally bone, but. Then the, yeah, I got three taken out maybe a couple years ago. And that was the one we're just completely under. Yeah. That was crazy because I don't put me under. That would suck. If you're getting all of them taken out, you're absolutely going under. So you're going to, you probably have a, already have a calculation for the anesthesia and stuff.

Probably, yeah. And yeah, you'll get up. I wasn't loopy. I was in a little bit of a happier mood where I was singing some really shitty new metal song. Some band called a, like, I forgot what they're called. I'm going to walk home afterwards too. I'm going to do they, I hate how they won't even. Two mile walk is fucking zoning out.

Brother, they won't even let you take a taxi by yourself. Oh, really afterwards? Yeah. You have to have somebody to either ride the taxi with you or just pick you up. they won't let you like call an Uber and just hop in the Uber because they think you'll get butt fuck to death. That's crazy. And to me I'm like, and I'm just like, why are you being so,

y'all don't give a fuck when you give me wrong bills or you fuck my ass in all these different ways, but you just have to make sure I get home safely. Like, why is that your concern? But you'll financially cripple me and ruin me with no concern whatsoever. It really pisses me off. I'm like, let me just, Joe Joe doesn't drive, so she has to come with me,

sit there for no reason so we can call an Uber together. You know, and then she's right. Then I'm like, this fucking stupid. Anyway. I'll figure it up.

Yeah, you'll, you'll probably be okay the week, the next week. Yeah. They just fucking hit you with a fucking baseball bat. That's gorgeous.

I love my shit. But we got it with some teeth and all your other team. all the other ones. Would you like veneer, sir, while you're here? I'm like, what, man? Where do you go me? You didn't read it properly?

So you like check the box that said, take all my other teeth as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just bash my shit. You gotta read everything, dude. Come on. They're actuallying me for fucking mortal combat. Dude, from the,

from the bottom, they hate you from the bottom to make sure your teeth shatter. They fuse with each other and then break open. I just got this new nine iron. You know, he's like shining in shit.

And you're like, what's that for? It's like the quickness is insane. Anyway, let's get to some of our questions over at pageant.com. I'm sorry. Remember, you can write it over there. Early access hat for you. Get your question around on the show.

Get your voicemails listened to on the show. Get your, what do you call it, your fucking name read at the end of the show, at the highest tier. Extend the show as much as you want. Nope. UNSC forward unto Dong said, when will you wear wigs? I need one Yeah Buy me a wig

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Some fucking loser Who lives in Culver City or something Jeb Bush Yeah Yeah yeah Jeff Bush Does he live in Culver City? I can't imagine

I can't imagine That he lives in Culver City What's that loser been up to? I don't know who cares he's probably like speaking spanish still do what you don't remember on the campaign trail he was just like he would be like going soy jeb he was just trying to like prove that like look i'm not a racist piece of shit i guess yeah i speak spanish so i'm identifiable or something it's a fucking insane thing that i was like shut up jeb like he was never serious your name's jeb jeb get the

fuck out of here. You're not going to get anywhere. Niam's got to be George or Barack. Barack. Eric Osama. I finally watched that whole FD. It's crazy. That was... I think Mike's going to kill himself.

He should kill him himself. Oh, well. It's really brutal. Move like a capitalist. Bwadi, Wadi wrote in. Oh, Bwadwe. Wadwe.

Bwadwe. He says, what are your hypothetical fernas. I imagine Chris is an ant eater Sween is a sun bear and Mr. Blackman is a kangaroo personally. I've never thought of this. I've never really given, I've never

earnestly given this thought. I'm definitely bear like some sort of bear. Sun bears are gross so yeah. They're pretty cool. Are they really? They're kind of upsetting to look at. Because they're like, they're just oddly proportions. They just look like a man in a suit and a bear suit. Yeah, they just

they look like an uncanny bear basically. You know? I'm not a polar bear. fight really well. Sun bears are a good fight. Did you fuck Sun Bears before? Yeah. They got mean hooks, dude. Yeah.

Fucking drop me a kidney shot. I was out. I mean, kangaroos. Getting hit with a kidney shot from a bear is crazy. Yeah. Because it hits you and it looks at you when you go down. It's like looking at you like a person would look at you. You're like, what the fuck?

Did you see, I don't know why I reminded me, but it did. Did you see that video in the Catholic Church in Ecuador? I put it in our group chat. It got taken down by the time I saw it. I saw it somewhere else. Did you see this? You got taken out? No, no, no, no. So, dude, this is crazy. It's really wild. So it's a wild video. So it's just this Catholic priest in Ecuador just at the at the podium. Just like given a sermon and literally the cross with Jesus on it falls and kills him.

It's insane. It falls like it looks like a family guy skit. It does it like it like it looks so. that fast, does it? No, yes. Well, not fast, but, like, it's just perfect. Like, it, like, it's almost like, it, it felt like watching like a hitman thing. You know what I mean? Like a hitman scenario?

We're like, oh, how ironic would this be to set this up so this happens this way? Amazing. Straight up just off the wall, the top of the cross. Like, right? It was just enough to, like, get him in the head, slammed his head to the desk and killed him. That's his real video. I bet he was one of the few good ones, too. Yeah, right?

That would be kind of it. He was generally a decent, God-fearing guy, wasn't judgmental, very respectful. We're going to clean it up. We're going to get rid of all the pedophiles. Yeah. Dude, it is a... There are too many ped-of-of. And then God was like, negative.

It's a cruel. Negative. No. I don't like videos like that, and I still don't really, but that was like a fascinating. Like, it's just so... That's one of the craziest, like... It's so brutal. It's like, whoa.

Just to write it, to write it that way. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like, that would be written that way. Yeah. And it's just so crazy that it's real. And that people were fucking not even screaming yet. That's how confused they were.

They were like, is this a bit? No, it's really. I mean, they were definitely screaming. I don't know what video you were. Because from when I saw that, he got hit and they were like, they were not even yelling loud yet. And then one lady ran up and she was like, oh my God. Yeah, yeah.

Hey, man, he rest in peace, I guess. Yeah, I mean, maybe. I mean, assuming he's not a fucking freak, but like, dude, holy shit. That was a wild. Fighting his way up to heaven, you know, through the seven. layers of hell. Could you imagine Don is inferno? He's just a guy.

He's a guy. Now he's in hell. God didn't want him. God didn't want him. And he was like, get out. You're ruining my battle rings. That's my entertainment. Don't ruin my shit.

I love you, Trump. But I don't know. I've gotten like a mouse or something probably. I don't know what architecture my face really is. You know, for animal. Like, I don't know. You figure. Maybe like a reptile, I don't know.

Be a beetle. Me? Yeah, something like that. I don't know. Yeah, maybe. Just make me a beetle. There's a beetle and bloody roar. Yeah, oh yeah.

Stun, the insect. He should be like him. He was my favorite, man. I love this. He's just freaky. He just like, I don't know what he's. He makes these noises when he grapples. He goes,

Hmm. Yeah, it's like, Yeah. I love, dude, I love him. Because he was like a mummy. Yeah, kind of. He's all wrapped up in purple. He was like a zombie.

He's purple. He's all wrapped up and then he becomes this like giant beetle He's like he's such a cool character. He was the one that freak me out because everybody else turned into like relatively like furry mammals and it's this nigga

That says a fucking It was literally a furry Urico There's a few of them No I mean Oh the bunny girl She was a half beast She was like half cat

Half human So she was just straight up like I was like this is some cosplay chick Yeah Yeah And all like That's a tasteful amount though Yeah

You know what I mean That's when you stop That's exactly where you stop You don't go further When I was a kid I was like Yeah Yeah, of course. Yeah.

Is Felicia too far for you? No. When I was a kid, I was like, that's goaded. I think Felicia is too far. She's on the line. She's on the line. She's on the line. Too far to me is Queen Bee.

Starstalkers 3. Oh, yeah, Queen Bee's too much. She's a fucking, how could she, how could he not remember? She has big, she has big, bug eyes. But you don't have the individual things, right? But she has the fucking big ass and the stinger. I mean, she looks like she would be. attractive without the bee stuff on here, but

she's basically a bee with female legs and arms. What are you guys about Talmanian? Is he too far for you guys? Just fucking have sex with the werewolf. Is Talban ain't too far for you guys? Let's move on. Let's move on. And he just does those like beam rushes while you're fucking dude he's he was my

favorite because I would just spam his like, I don't know what it's called but because he can just do it in every direction where he does this like dream thing and he does it I think he's such an absurd character because they were like hey it's this werewolf. It's a martial arts

And it's like Yeah he has fucking nunchucks and stuff He has nonchucks He does spinning kicks But he has claws He's badass dude Tubain's fucking silly I love that series

I don't know why it's gone It's it's just It's not generic enough So I'm like It was too unique It came out too early Yeah Because that shit would go

It would be fire If it came out like In the 2000 Like maybe like late To me I just want them to do one more To me If they did

If they brought Ani Musha back They can bring back Darkstalkers Because no one was asking for Any mooched other than me and two other people. They're going to bring it back. I think Capcom has the like where we'll fall now in the bandwidth they've given people that they're like,

we can bring our shit back now. I think, yeah, I completely agree. And I hope they do. Let's just hope they bring back Legends of Dragoon the next game from Sony. Don't even fucking say that, bro. I didn't know that game had to respect it. People are like, no, this game is an amazing game.

That game's fucking great. It just didn't. Again, it wasn't, it was too Western. even though it was completely ripped off like JRPG shit, it was just still it didn't get the respect that it deserved because there's a lot of people, like say, there's still people to this day, like, I saw a

voice actor trying to give credit to all of the ins and outs of like, what happens before we lay down our voice acting, right? Trying to give it the oh, here's the unsung heroes. And then immediately people in the comments edge were like, fucking dubs trash. You know, dub trash. I'm like, yeah, maybe two decades ago.

It was like trash. But like, it's been pretty fucking good since Like if you think about Dragon Ball Z, for example, that's decades old. Like, I don't know. Is it has, did we think those were trash? I don't know. I didn't think, I didn't think, it's pure. I didn't think, fuck.

Exactly. So point being, I think that's what happened with, um, with Legend of Dragoon, that purity thing where it's not, it's a Western JRP. Right. And so it's like, eh, yeah. And I was like, this is actually really good. That game will go so hard now. Oh my God.

It's such a, it's so sad. Fucking Sony. blue point man. So forced them to work on themselves. Oh, oh right. You're right. You're right.

You're right. They fucking chose to do that, which is insane. You're so right. That's so fucking stupid. So crazy. Fuck. Anyway, big ugly Jordan wrote in. He says, hey, batty boys to batty men.

What characters from the podcast would you want to see people dress up for us as for Halloween? I hadn't even considered that people would even do this. How would you even? The only man. The pisser of odds. Somebody could probably do the shirt man or whatever his name is. Maybe.

Maybe. Maybe. You just put a bunch of bullshit on your shirt, right? Yeah. I guess. But, like, yeah. That would be the characters. Oh, yeah.

That would be a hard. Yeah, that's just draw a bunch of that shit on a shirt. I guess you're done. What else? Yeah. I don't know. Pizza time would be iconic. If there was,

if somebody did get their hands on a green goblin costume and just like made it all pizza, that'd be kind of wild. That would be the craziest thing ever. It would be the coolest thing ever. That would be so wild. It would also be insane. Who else we got? They got sopranum.

Suprana would be sick That shouldn't be too hard A Porni Sobano costume How would you do that? Benham Head kind of Like how would you be Like You would focus on the

Tony Soprano costume You'd make it Tony Soprano first And then you'd have like Kind of like Maybe like Venom head Kind of like

Off the shoulder You know Not bad Not bad I saw a freaking From that recently No homeless Yeah

A little Jack That he's venomized Oh right right right Yeah I don't know man Mika M M just put an M

Yeah Put an M on you basically. Just feel like I'm Mosh and me. That is, yeah, yeah. It'd be the obvious. Mijin seal. I forgot that was a thing. That's one of my favorite ones, honestly. I don't even remember how that happened.

It was like an early, I don't remember. I think I got really high with like friends of mine and we were just, we were taught we were riffing about it. And so like the idea of like him being powerful. It's hysterical to me. He's like blowing a shoe. I can kill you with a beam from above or below. Yeah. The more I kill of you, the better.

feel yeah people are like waving their head yeah yeah now that my wizard is dead oh god there has to be some other good ones there's like a lot of

there's probably too many like I don't I don't remember really any of them I know there's many Pizza time has to be the goat it's probably who's time is the goaded one you know yeah the Pisa Revaz

I saw that bit recently again I was like this bit is I forgot about that somebody should dress up as as uh Somebody should dress up as a wounded Jay Leno. Oh, my God. Or punished?

Get a big, Punished Jay Leno, get a big fake chin. I like that a lot. Parn marks on you. Body black. That's crazy. It's like a two-faced.

Yeah, I don't know. There's too many. Shot Uncle Ben obviously is like another golden one. That'd be good. Or my dad. Duh. Yeah.

It's funny how like it just put on the spot. forgetting all that do do do do do do you find that costume would be crazy you find it like a safari like hunting costume

yeah oh king dad is and then blackface they don't have those no more right what they don't have those no more like that's that safari drip that is the how to dress no more I got that a couple years ago for a video that I never ended up finishing

really yeah no no bullshit video I did like a whole safari thing because the whole premise is like he was like the stupidest animal than I'd ever seen should I try to be I'm kind of sad that I never did it should I try to be that for Halloween

should I try to If I can get one of those costumes, it's pretty late, but I can try. I'll look into it. Yeah, I mean, look up real fast. Elephant rifle, bring in the room a real one. I'm like, a real one. I'm my father. That's fucking cool.

I show it to my sister. She's like, oh, you're your dad. You're your dad. She knows immediately. Sweeney. Sweeney showers and sneakers wrote in. It's true. I don't have that many sneakers.

Yeah, but you have a pair for showering. No, I don't. You have shower sneakers. I don't. Why is he lying like this? I don't. Okay. Okay.

He's ashamed, clearly. I don't, I swear. With the decompiling efforts going on in the gaming space, what game do you hope becomes accessible to play on PC? Oh, man, I do. I like this, but I also, I, look, I understand everybody's trying to protect themselves, but listen, I want y'all to start posting the games too,

because they're always doing this thing, like, well, does it come with the game, you got to, and it's like, listen, I get it, but I really want you to fuck these guys a little bit harder. Because there's a lot of people, and I'm not trying to be mean, there's a lot of people that won't be able to figure this out for themselves. Sure. I need you to just drop a link that has the shit because, like, they're decompiling all this stuff. But the thing is, the caveat you still need to have these games. Same thing with like, oh, we're now, you can run bloodbore natively on here, but you still need to have a PS4 copy of it.

And so I just want people to, you know, just one step further. I promise you they're not going to sue everybody. they're going to sue probably one giant person if somebody was stupid enough like a really prominent person to do something they ain't gonna go all the way and sue every single fucking person that's dropping the links of these things

Well it's also just like it's not really gonna affect them Yeah, the only people who are gonna take advantage of this Are people who are doing this already That's true I mean Yeah but like I love this I love what's happening I love the decompiling of even apps So like uh oh yeah I saw that with Premiere Yes I was I was stoked about that

I was like yeah fuck Amazing fuck Adobe I hate Adobe so deeply Fuck all these subscription based based things. Insane. Yeah. Adobe. Yeah.

They have like a $200 cancellation fee. Isn't that fucking ridiculous? I'm sorry, what? Yeah. They do. When I canceled by Adobe? It wasn't $200.

When'd you cancel it? Maybe like last year? I don't, I think you might want to check. Really? I think you may want to check. That's crazy. Like is it like one of those things like you have you have to do this for like a year?

Kind of like cell phone contracts where back in the day. Had it for a while. I had it for a while. Like cell phone contracts. You're in a contract. And then if you break the. contract, they pay like fucking hundred of dollars to get out of it. That's crazy.

Yeah. Anyway, I don't know. I don't know what games I would want to see on PC. Like, yeah, I don't. I mean, I'm glad, like, not even in the video games right now. It's a great one. Is that a film a video game to know? No.

Yeah, you just need a minute. You know, right back. Yeah, maybe. Like, even gears, like, I'm going through gears and I'm like, I like, I like this, but I just don't really care right now. I'm on the last question right now. I got too much to do. Like, really fucking busy, unfortunately. Well, fortunately, I guess.

But, yeah. Do, do, do, do, do. Um, I don't know. What you're saying? No, this fucking Nachel Libre and Gears of War you to imagine. Can I remember wrong with this fucking Kate with a fucking gnash shirt? Yeah, those, uh, those mashups are pretty cool, like, some of the ones.

I think that's, I think it's, they only work for like, they're not really, they're not full games. Yeah, they work for like maybe like 10 seconds. I think it's still crazy. But it is cool. It's interesting that it's technology that's able to be real in some way. Yeah. It's AI tech, right? Isn't it just AI like just like just transmitting?

They're using AI to you? Yeah. That's crazy because that's going to lead to like, that's going to lead to like a mashup shit that like we would talk about. It's like, man, why don't we have the street fighter characters in moral combat and they're just having them all beat the fuck out of each. Like that's going to happen. I want to see Spider-Man and Shadow the Colossus. That just means that like secure data is gone. Like that just means secure data is gone for companies. Yeah, it's going to be bad.

It's going to be very bad very soon. But like whatever. Like right now it's funny. The fuck. It's already shit. It's going to be really not funny soon. I'm fine with whatever happens Yeah I've just given up

Kind of like I've been like in Excellars for a long time You know but like people aren't ready for that shit Or it's like just let it all go to shit So then they can be rebuilt Yeah Yeah But we're kind of holding on

Putting Band-Aids on stuff I'm like no Let it just let it go guys Put a band-aid on holes full of piss Sweene asking Ella Pernell if he can see your Volvo rodin That's that image is fucking crazy crazy. This is like really staticy fucking like that. That's a crazy. Look at that. That is crazy.

Oh, look at you. All right. We got new merch. We got new merch. We got new merch. We got new merch. Dude, dude, that's like backrooms kind of shit. Dude, that's new merch for sure. That's the side rooms. That's fucking horrible. Is that the new scumbag? Because we never did. We never did that drop. That's a terrible one guy. We might do it. We might. Get one of me. It looks like a human at least. Golly. That is a really great. I could give you guys a scumbag image. We look like a human being. No, I don't get a shit about you looking like a human being. That's crazy. Please save that. I want that. I want that.

I want that. I'm fucking hate this. Put it in the driver something for you. You forget. Something. That's really good. I like that a lot. All right.

That's amazing. That is amazing. That's so sick. I see their Volvo's crazy. Hey, what if I see your Volvo? That's so good. Who put that instead of scumper?

Can I see your vulva? Anyway. You look like that? Yeah. You look like that. That's going to be the variant. There's going to be a variant. All right, there's going to be a special edition.

Fucking only 10 available. That's crazy. Can I hear of all of a Never again. Okay. First things first. Here's a cursed image of Kingston from an old episode. You're welcome.

Thank you for that. Thank you. Thank you for giving us some new merch. A new merch. Hello to Sticular Tortian Trio. Been listening since early spring. It's crazy. Oh, wow.

Crazy there are people that are that new. That's sick as fuck, dude. How the fuck do you even catch you up to this? Please tell your friends. Yeah, tell your friends. Share our stuff also. I know it's annoying, but like, I mean, it fucking helps. Yeah.

And on YouTube, hype, dude. That hype shit. Do you know what that is? No, I don't know. You can hype videos. It fucking works. What does that mean? I don't understand.

So it's like a thing. So far, I only see it works on mobile. You go on the YouTube app, and when you're watching a video on the comment section, you scroll left. And there's a thing where it says you can hype a video. You can do it like two or three times per week. Oh. And it like boosts the video. Really?

Yeah. It's like... I don't understand. It works. It really seems to work, dude. Because I've had my Derek Blackman channel, the music one. Jojo's been boosting. Like, the views are pretty good for me.

Literally, this channel's been dead for extremely long time. So I guess it works. I don't know. I don't even, I don't even think I even noticed that that was even there. Yeah. There's a bunch of stuff on the side or like after the comments where I'm like, I just don't understand. You literally don't. Yeah, yeah.

I just like, this is too newfangled for me. I never paid attention to it until. Yeah, just recently. Yeah, I should look into it. But anyway, he says, so I've been listening since early spring, and I got on the Patreon back in August, just to backtrack and watch the old episodes without getting my ass blasted with ads. Nice. See, there you go. You made the right choice.

And look at him. He's still here. Look at that. My question is, if you could have a new permanent member of the show, living, dead, or fictional, who would you choose? Hmm. A fourth guy. Hmm. I don't know.

It would bother me to have a fourth person. You know what I mean? Yeah, what would be their role? Yeah, unless it's like a guest, like the idea of like a fourth permanent. You got have a Jamie. We got have a Jamie. I was going to say, actually, I was literally I was like that actually, a permanent producer for the show. We should have a guy doing fucking what I'm doing.

I mean, we really should. Yeah. Who would be a good Jamie? You know, I'm at the point where I'm trying to become more like selfish and fucked up. So I'm like, we get a, we get an intern. Oh, yeah. You're getting paid and clout, you. bitch. We have cloud.

That's what you tell them, though. Oh, yeah, we forget. I would not be. This show goes fucking to all this. Look how many impressions this gets. Yeah. And then, you know, they're not going to get. Scams. They're like three subscribers on their own thing. Or some poor college grad.

Yeah. That's struggling. This is going to get you credits. I promise. That's so, probably it's going to get you college credits to intern here. That's so fucked. Then I'll write the dean and be like, don't let this guy in. Don't let you

Already you're not giving you anything And then you go behind this back And then you make it worse That is so ass You heard about all that shit That's been going on in college, right? What fuck this guy? He's like

He's one of the main What is that place called again? It was like a C or the rapist? What was it? The college scandal Oh, Columbine? Do you attack? Columbine?

No, the recent scandals. Cornell. Cornell. Well, Columbine. Recent scandals, Columbine? The goat? One of our friends, one of my friends. You just said the goat.

All right. One of our friends, who I consider the goat, they went to Virginia Tech, actually. And they're like, yo, that's cool. That's cool. This feels funny now. It just, it always. It just feels funny.

I get it. They're like, anytime someone gets aloud and that's cool, everyone gets dead quiet and looks at them. And I was like, that's hilarious. That sucks. That's not hilarious. That's horrifying, but still. They see Asian guys and they're like scared.

Just It's crazy. Everybody walks from everybody walks near an exit. It's insane. I would not go to Virginia Tech if I was Asian. I swear. No, certainly not. I mean, a lot of them go there, though.

A lot of them go there. Admission rate there is extremely high. There you go. All right. Fair enough. Well, what do we got? Yeah, Marcus's poop causes emergency day, rodent. Oh, wow.

Oh, shit. This is greetings, West Coast Cunts. I have something I need to answer as this is emergent. Can't tell if that's like a, I mean, I assume it's playing on his name, right? Yeah. I received a job offer. I cannot refuse. 51 an hour plus 300 stipend plus completely paid for housing in San Francisco.

Okay, so take it. What are you doing? Yeah. What's the thing? What's the problem? So, draw back. He's written more here, but I'm not going to read it. Continued.

There must be more context to it. I'm not going to read it. No, just fucking take it. What's the context? I don't know. Just take it. Who cares? Things matter.

I don't think he's going to say anything that's going to be. Okay. Where do the fuck's coming? How do I survive the drive to California from Massachusetts? I cannot make a trip out of it. I have three days. This is three days ago, by the way. So, like, sorry.

Oh, so he's already made his decision. Yeah, bro. I hope you fucking took it. Like, I don't know. That's crazy. I'm sure he figured it out. Yeah, figure the. Any time a place is paying for your housing.

That's kind of. crazy yeah probably just kind of take it you can drive especially at 51 an hour like because like you know my buddy my buddy like he's he um unless he only work two hours a year well yeah I mean it's okay

I mean it's okay for his house so you're another job I guess a year it's like Sweeney hours It's like doing one It's like doing one fucking at least like a hundred hours a year Okay something like that maybe At least

how many weeks in the month how many weeks in the year are there because that Chris? Probably like probably 76 I don't know math or counting too good oh well

let's take my word for it right if you're that off just take my word for it imagine you're just a hundred weeks oh 52 hundred weeks that's right yeah

I wish I was shot 52,000 times no you don't do you survive though no no you don't want to be the next 50 cent many men shot me a mad fucking time I got a shot a bunch

Is he named 50 because he was shot 50 times? 50,000. Oh, so it's like he's 50,000 cents. Yeah, he's 50,000 cents. But he shortened it because it was too long. Yeah, it was too long. He was too long for SEO. He was thinking about that in like 2000.

Oh, I don't know, man. 50,000 cents. So $5,000 is his name. It's $5,000. It's me, five bands. That's not even really that much money. That's $500. Many cents.

That's so terrible. Many, many, many, many, many cents. Just shot at me. I got shot a whole fucking bunch. He has a song. He has a song recounting every single. I got killed just before brunch. They shot me.

He got shot me. He has a song. He has a song recounting every single bullet that entered him. And it's. five decades long. You understand how much five decades it is? Yes. No, you don't.

If you're going to say count? You can put out... It's a long track. Can you put out five decades worth of music without it being five decades long? I have a question. That's what you say? Oh, what the fuck? That's like, it's really difficult to think about for a second.

If you make some, like, if you make an audio track, that is... five years long will it say five years like what are audio tracks say years instead like if you google how long like you know like because it doesn't say minutes it gives you a timestamp it would break it says years I guess it would go up to the hours unless it stops calculating hours at a certain point starts doing days I don't know that's a good question I don't think anyone's ever done that because

that's too much fucking data on you I wonder what the longest audio file is yeah that's an actual interesting I wonder we could look it up yeah that three minutes we could look it up but uh three minutes yeah I don't really that's fine I don't care enough and I like having the mystery

anyway we're gonna move on yeah so this is what we do we record like a day's worth of like stuff and then we're just gonna slow it down so much that it stretches for five years five years trash so trashed it's sick as fuck dude I would be so uselessly saw I was I was thought about doing a 24-hour stream. Because, like, what do you, like...

The last I've ever done was, like, 12 hours, I think. Yeah, I did, like, eight. I did, like, eight, but I was with friends. That's a lot of easy, yeah. Yeah. I played Resident Evil. I played, like, the first one, like, almost halfway... Not first one, not.

Not seven, almost halfway through. Okay. And I was like, all right, cool. All right. I don't want to be on camera anymore. I just don't like this anymore. Yeah. I just...

I have to, like, get over myself as far as streaming goes like that. Because I always feel like... I feel like... Since I don't normally watch people like that, I'm like, why the fuck would anybody want to watch me like that? That's the problem. I feel that way too. But that's not. But I feel that way about podcasts also.

Like, I don't listen to podcasts really. I see. But people care. But see, that's a great point. Well, because it's like just because I don't doesn't mean that other people won't because I listen to podcast. So I totally get it. And I actually think it might be more interesting because if you don't listen to podcasts, then you're not likely to sound like other ones. You know what I mean?

Yeah. Like if you're, if you're, if you're, if you're probably going to be more likely, you're probably going to seem like, more other streamers. I suppose if it's just you, then it's just like, oh, this is actually like not like a lot of stuff. Is it a view of self-obsession, which I just really, I really don't have. Yeah, it's just, it's just like, I don't care about my, I don't think my ideas matter enough.

Right. It's just looking at like, they don't, yeah. You see? You see, he gets it. Yeah. I look at Jojo, um, and her streamers that you watch is and like, I kind of want to shoot myself in the face. You know what I mean?

Because it seems like, it's so fucking boring to me. But like that's, I think that's the average thing that people do. Like it's, it's, it's, it's time. It's like a live podcast that you can interject. Right. You got a, you have to cultivate parisocial interaction. Yeah. And that's a thing.

I'm so not, I don't like that at all, but it's more of training yourself to just get over this. Like get over yourself, you fucking retard, you know? They get over yourself. Yeah, it is like, there is an element of like, don't call me that. Don't call me that to myself. Don't fucking call me that, you piece of shit. There is an element of like you think you're too good to do it. Yeah.

You know what I mean? Right. Like, it might not feel that way. Like when you're really, when you're thinking about it. But like, ultimately. like at the end of, like, really underneath it, it kind of is like, I'm, I'm better than this. Right. It's like, well, what really even is

that? I think that's very true. I think everyone else is better than this. It's like, what the fuck am I saying? That's enough for anyone to stop their time. They'll be like, oh, God, I got to tune into what this niggis. I think that's how, I'm losing out of video game. I think that's our that's our imaginal thoughts. Aiginal Jesus. That's what you call a black

Aborigine. There you go. Yes. Finally. Oh, that hurt my. He's dying. Kidney somehow. That was like, kidney shot. I don't know why it hurt me.

That was good. Kiddy failure right here. She starts pissing blood. I just die right now. God damn. That would be a fucking disaster. I could not. I could not.

I could fucking not handle that right now. Are you sure? You mean it? Oh, God. Jesus Christ. Sorry, let's try it out. Trump lucky I ain't behind all that road in. He says, hey, Chris, Derek.

And at the end of all things. And at the end of all things. this question is for Derek. Is it true you were married to Jojo for two years before she realized you were black? That's crazy. I... She thought you were a voinkar, so like that. What do you mean?

You're not black. Every time I call her Russian, she's like, I'm not Russian. I'm like... Black, yeah. I mean, look, here's the thing. Sure, brother. She is, and it's like, listen, you're half Russian. Your mom and grandma

from Russia. They don't like acknowledging because Russia's the bully. Like I totally understand like she is nationally Lithuanian. You know, Latuvah there,

however you fucking say that's stupid. And their language. She's a Baltic bitch. I get it. But, but I'm like, niggit,

literally every once in a while she's just watching Russian stand-up comedy. Like that shit must go crazy. Russian stand-up sounds insane. It's, It's there. You have a fine

bare in refrigerator and say, Ma, lunch. I find son eaten by bear, I say, why not leave more for me? What can I say? You know, we go to Daggettstan for three years. Forget about him. He comes back a chevy.

So stupid. They destroyed my data center. How sad? Anyway. Yeah. Anyway. That's like, I had to think about, like I had a dream a couple days ago.

That I went to an open bike. that I was watching and Chris Hansen was doing stand-up. It must have been fire. It was like an awesome dream. I only remember like, it was awesome. He was like,

I'm Chris Hansen with Dayline NBC. I can't remember what the bit was. It made me laugh though. Like it laughed though. Like it laughed me awake out of my dream. But it was like, oh my God. What the fuck? Ah.

So normally I know. I know a man. It was like something like a, a man and a man walks into a bar with a 13 year old boy. That's illegal. And that was, and that was, and that was like, it was like a guy walks into a bar joke, but there was no joke. And I was like, that's funny. That's good.

It sucks, but it's funny. If he did that, I would fucking laugh. Right. I feel like a Chris Hanson standup would go crazy. It would. Yeah. It really would. Or like a stander from like a guy from Seal Team 6.

And like what kind of jokes that motherfucker would tell? They would just be about killing people. Are any of those people still alive? Knock, knock. Who's there? A pedophile. crazy, right? That's the only Chris Hanson is all he could joke about.

It's a really good... People are laughing. It's an easy five minutes, mad at an open mic. Just do like, oh, I'm mad. Yeah, just literally. We should do open mics, man. I think it would be a really, really interesting thing. I don't think we should.

Because it wouldn't be funny for the right reason. You know what I think we really should do? What? We should just book a theater and do a fucking show. We should do that. I think I think it would lead to much more unbelievable shit. I don't know. rather like if we all like if we've worked at the theater we all had a 15 minutes

listen 15 minutes do you understand yeah exactly I'm a very aware of all the work it's just like I'm very aware of all the work it goes it's like to speak live on a stage for 15 minutes I've done it for like five minutes before but not on stage well we've all we've done live shows but or we did one live show at least yeah one I think it'd be great four years ago or something yeah forever I think it'd be funny because it'd be like oh we'll see who can deal with it and probably none of us, but it would just be funny to see like people getting upset, me getting, because I feel like I drive off booze.

Okay, well, you think that I did. I'm like, yeah. I'm like, yeah. He's growing. I look like the guy who's like getting bigger, like Broly or something. The guy from Street Fighter 5, the one that has a Macaulay, whatever, his name is the fucking wild hair. Oh, he awakens. I'm like, yeah, you guys hate me more.

Got about that guy. Yeah, he's mud. They didn't bring him back, huh? That nigga's mud. B.D. Strad, Rod, in. Strad. Strad? Strad? Strad? Strat. Strat is the fucking vampire.

I don't know, brother. I'm just I'm reading the name as it's written. I like that. Bidi Strad. He says, what was the incident in your high school? I've seen this question a lot, by the way, but we had a phantom pooper. All of the bathrooms in our school had very heavy steel doors that you really need to put some force

into to open and close. The phantom pooper would coat everything in the bathroom and shit. Like the faucets, the door handle, the paper towel dispenser, and even the paper towels inside. you basically had to wait for someone else to come to the bathroom to escape whoever this person was their diet was rancid. I don't have an incident like that. They never

caught the guy? We had an inside of my school. They shot him dead. I hope so. Shot him dead. That guy doesn't need to be a lot. No, of course not. They dragged him out of the bathroom. Everybody look at this. Bang! Right there. The fucking the resource officer he just beats the fuck out of a bin, shoots him. Beats him bloody. He's like,

everybody, come looking at the Go quick. Go quick. I found him like this. They don't even have context. They don't know that he shit all over the bathroom. They don't know yet. They just noticed some kid got executed in the middle of the hallway.

At the very end, they're taking him away. Oh, by the way, that guy was shitting all over the bathrooms. Oh, he didn't know. They were uncomfortable. They throw up a parade the next day. Hell yes Hell yes The heroes

Not all heroes Man We never had I don't know if we ever had anything like that We had like food fights and stuff Yeah A teacher stabs A teacher in my school

Stabby teacher? Yeah Wow That's a scenario It was a wild I think somebody let like a bunch of fucking rats out At one point or something Or like maybe like thousands of crickets

Did they do the pig sting at your school? No they did like maybe I don't I barely remember high school, really. The senior prank, you want to do cum balloons off the fucking, off the roof. And I'm like, who's coming like that? Yeah, I remember my friend telling me about that.

I was like, just tell me what day you guys are planning on doing that? I don't come to school that whole week. That's fucking crazy. I'm about a steady diet of zinc waffles and zinc burgers and zinc fries and some of the burger injecting it with zinc and eating. So they're ropeer. Yeah. So they're ropeer.

Yeah. Magnesium. Zinc. I heard Lethison. Yeah. Lestithin, I guess. What do you need to come like that for? That's comedic kinds of cum.

You don't. I mean, really, realistically, the real way to come like that is to edge. There's, there's no substitute for that. Zinc. Zinc.

Zinc maxing and edging at the same time. All of those people in the porn that, you know, have those crazy shots, they're just edging. Like, they don't just have gobs of cum at the command like that. The idea of having you go, you're like, I got a fill a gallon.

Okay, cool. How many times can do it? I need like maybe once, maybe twice. Comes in a gallon full of zinc. Fill up the balloons, dude. If you can bust like that, like, if you literally could take those supplements and then just have like a huge amount of volume. Yeah, for sure. There would be sometimes I would just as a prank or whatever, you know.

To your wife? Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah, you know, just sometimes. And there's no way. they're having a good time. Like fucking prank invasions type shit, you know? Just like, just get her real quick.

Remember prank invasions? No. Dope dude. Remember that? Yeah, he's crazy. Mommy makeout day. Remember that shit? Fucking insane.

That is a blast from the past, man. I hated that shit. That was, um, classic. Classic when, when everything was still kind of okay. Yeah, it was just silly. It was just stupid bullshit. Ethan coughing into the mic and stuff.

Remember that shit? No, that was, You don't remember that? Oh, you probably didn't watch H3 back in the day. No. Okay. I'm not at H3 more earliest when I was like maybe 2017. Okay.

Early. Yeah. Yeah, that was because I think you already had a podcast by 2017. Oh, for sure. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you missed all that coughing shit. It was classic.

It was classic. That was fucking funny. Yeah, that was the podcast. Look, are you broke. Damn. I like when Jordan Peterson hit that huge vape on the podcast, though. That was actually. That was a moment.

Yeah, they had this huge. They made this, somebody made this giant. vape machine and then they had Jordan Peterson hit it and I was like all right that was that was good I was like you know what I think I'm a bit of an asshole sometimes I don't really mean to be

he's chill he's chill he's just chill he's chill he's chill out should I be seeing man it ain't whatever bro all's good nigga Twink Floyd wrote in Twink Floyd says hey small boos media boos and big boobs Simple question for you all

but shocked it hasn't been discussed yet I don't know why this would be shocking which one of you three would be the hottest woman I think we have discussed that kind of like I think about a transitioning thing and it was like it was unanimously Chris probably probably yeah I got a jaw on me that might be

off putting oh right yeah but some DVO change that quick maybe but Penelope Cruz is like you know she's got a jaw yeah there's plenty of women that have some jaws I love Penelope Cruz Jennifer Garner has a fucking jaw I think she's pretty yeah I could probably do it for garden a long time man yeah she hasn't been in the spotlight.

She was in what you call? She was in fucking Depp Wolverine. Oh, because she came back. Yeah, right. That's right. Yeah, I forgot about that. Yeah.

Yeah, she looked good. She's probably going to be the next fucking endgame soon. Probably know, that shit. Who cares? What's the next one called? The doomsday or whatever?

Doomsday. Yeah, dude. Jesus Christ. I forgot that's even happening. So tired. So tired of it. We'll see, man. I wonder what they're going to do after that.

That's all I care about. Did they already say the explanation of why Robert Downey Jr. is doom's day? or is that? They've given no information. better if they did. I think that's the only reason why people are really seeing it and that's why they're keeping it hush-rash. That has to be the only reason why. It's the opposite

for me. It annoys the fuck out of me. I'm like, what the fuck is this? I'm sure he's just an alternate doom. That's just, that, that's doomless this guy. Yeah, it's that's, that's, that's, that's, I would rather have it be like, he, somehow he's back and I'm like, I'm evil. That's crazy. Somehow, Robert Donogany in your return.

He's like, I'm just fucking mad. He's got force lightning too for some reason. Or I guess iron lightning. it's literally lightning but it's like made of iron then when it strikes it like solidifies and falls over yeah that's crazy

see now you're gonna make me go to theater now yeah yeah that's what's gonna happen mark my words place a bet on calshy that that's gonna happen I just want it shot dead reboot it

bring the X-Men I think that's what they're gonna do they're gonna dare I think that's the point of this the reboot it and I'm like you guys shot it dead already man should reboot it a long time ago man

yeah and what are they doing with the um so some parts of X-Men were already in the Fox Yeah, some of that stuff was already in So how are they going to handle this shit? Those niggas are going to die Yeah, they're definitely all

They're definitely all going to be killed off in the new movie They're going to get killed They're going to kill off Toby They're going to kill off probably Andrew They're going to kill off all those things That's going to be brutal as shit probably And I'm going to be like Maybe so.

I think Toby and Andrew are going to be in it I think at least one of them Because they're not going to come back anyway So like there's no threat The X-Men have to be in it Because that's like the whole thing Yeah But like they're not going to cast a new Spider-Man

So there's no real point I think they're doing that to make it to close that story all of it. Like you close every other book in Marvel. There's like, hey, all of the other ones are gone. Yeah. They're dead. I mean, yeah, but that's obvious. I don't know.

It just seems ridiculous to me that they would even bother. Because there's like you really, you don't even, I guess you don't even really have to do this movie. We know there's one Spider-Man in the movie. We don't know if it's Tom and I'm assuming it's Tom. Why wouldn't it be Tom? But because he's on New York, he's in New York. He's like, we've seen him in New York. I don't know.

I can't pretend to give a shit. Like, I don't know. Like, I haven't, I've only, I don't know, I haven't seen any of these movies. I wonder how they're going to, you know, you're right. I wonder how they're going to justify, um, Charles Xavier not being, like, around at all. He's in it. Huh? He's in the next one.

The, uh, the old one. The, uh, what's his name? Uh, what's the guy's name? The guy that I played Professor X. He's in it already. No, Patrick Stewart. Yeah. No, but like, they're, he's not going to, they're not going to reprise this role, is he?

Oh, no. There's going to be a new professor. That's what I mean? So how are they going to like, like, how, you know, like, say in, because this is still like the MCU, right? I did they already show who he's going to be. Oh, where? At a D-23, I appreciate he already showed who's going to be no, Professor X. I could be wrong.

No, and what I mean is how are they going to justify him not ever being active? Yeah, him or Magneto or something. We'll see how that happens. Because, like, I know that they, in Avengers 2, you had two, quote-unquote mutants, but then they weren't mutants in Wanda and Quicksilver. So I was like, that already I was like, okay, that's kind of gay But I get it, whatever I'm just wondering how they're gonna execute all that stuff

Because you have a very young Gene Gray Right Yeah, the whole team's gonna be young for the most Let me be young And then well, they're younger than Spider-Man Which is crazy to think about Because they're all supposed to be the same age

Yeah, that's why I was just like If they just nuked it all I would have been None of this stuff would have there'd have been no confusion He says, all right, we're starting over Here's the X-Men They should have reboot a long time more yeah I agree

The moment Flopped with As soon as Kang Like got You know In 10 minutes They make a new movie It's out right now

Where they're just shooting And killing everybody It's just firing squad The only one that doesn't die Spider-Man That's it He's like Spider-Man decided he overslept

He didn't come to the He didn't come to the Coliseum They get shot and murder Yeah They put a They had swarma And there's poison In all

That's crazy Yeah Ophrieg insane Gaze for days Rode in Sick He says hello shaft balls in head

Chris mentioned having a dream so funny He woke up from laughing That's funny I once had a dream that I was playing The Insomniac Spider-Man game Except every time Peter did a combo finisher It would show him doing an execution animation from Manhunt Okay

It's the funniest shit I've ever seen I love that stuff man man There you go. There's the two things. There you go. Compile. The compilers out there. It's Omni X Spider-Man. It's a manhunt. Just stalking these regular guys. I've never actually played Manhunt.

You got to play it, man. Those games are crazy, man. You got to play it. You're going to love it. Manna 2,000. If I remember taking Art of 2001, was it called? It was just called Manhunt. They didn't do the sequence. It was like Manhunt 2000. It's just Manhunt too. They never did that back in the day.

Really? Wasn't that? That started in the 2010s, I feel like. Really? Yeah, where they would go like to Doom 2016. I remember the big thing. Hmm. Because I remember people were like, that's dumb. Well, because you have to do it right because they're, I hate that shit, bro.

I fucking hate that shit. Naming things the same as other games is fucking stupid. I hate that shit. Model War for 2 again. I'm like, oh great. So now it's Model War for 2009. I'm like, great. Thanks.

Thanks a lot for that. Fucking stupid. God of War, 2018. Yeah. Like, remember when things were just, I don't know, the titles? Yeah. You could just, what's wrong with saying God of War IV? Or the god of war

Yeah literally anything Even that even that Yeah Fucking dumb It's fucking annoying I guess it works though I mean I mean yeah

It's it's dumb but also whatever All right Where do we Do we have voicemails? Oh yeah we do All right Yeah We do voice smells right now

Yeah we can I'll keep looking For some Questions Yeah we got a few Yeah, I don't remember face from Nick Jr. I do remember face from Nick Jr. You go,

you were doing this, and it's kind of reminded me a face. Oh, yeah, a little bit, yeah. Oh, here's an interesting. Oh, go ahead. Backshot Kyle wrote. He says, I have a question for Derek. Since Jojo is from a Slavic country,

as your wife introduced you to all the pickle food they eat there. And do you got any favorites so far? Well, technically she's from a Baltic country. Hmm. You know, the... There's a lot of Slavs in there. The Baltics are Lithuania, Latvia, and Estonia. And she's in Lithuania.

But, you know, again, like said, her mom's side are Slavic. You know, came from Russia. Her grandma came from Russia. No pickled shit. There's some boiled stuff that I don't appreciate. You know, like I'm not really crazy about boiled meats. Yeah. But she doesn't do too much tradition.

stuff because a lot of it is kind of a pain in the ass to cook. It ain't like fucking like they don't have beans over there. That's not a thing that they would eat over there. So now we just like cropped pot or a bunch of beans and then make a bunch of other stuff, potatoes with it.

And it's just a way easier. And then getting the starch out of the potatoes and doing this and making dumpling and like fuck all that. I don't know if we gave her Caribbean food she'd blow up. Yeah, I mean, well she's had like, she'd cry. She's had a little bit of everything since we've been. You know, I've given her

I like if I gave her a beef patty I feel like she would eat it and start crying something authentic but like we have I have Caribbean spices I also have um because my favorite is like creole shit so I have all those spices she always used fucking every time I get these spices I'm like hell yeah and she just dump some on her shit and then like I use it just a handful of time she uses all my shit and I'm like you fucking you didn't even know this existed but it's fine I just need a report replenish this stuff, but uh...

She takes some of that bouillon sauce. She's like, yeah, her starts breeding itself. Her start breeding itself. He's like, I know it's better here. That'd be badass.

Honestly, a Cajun food, I don't like seafood, and I'm missing out on it, but I think Cajun food is some of the best on the planet, man. It's my...

It's so fucking good. To me, yeah, the, dude, southern flavors unmatched for me, dude. Particularly from that part of the South. That part right there is crazy.

Louisiana's food is wild, it's, it's, I always used to say like pasta's my favorite but I was like my favorite dish was like Cajun chicken Fettuccine lique de linguine or whatever. So basically you just make like Fettuccine Alfredo or like a chicken Alfredo and then you put the

Cajun seasoning in the fucking Alfredo sauce. Because to me I'm like I don't really care about it without the Cajun seasoning. It's so much better. I don't like losing it. I think that place is fucking haunted but oh yeah it's so sloppy the mosquitoes are as big as Chris like you don't fucking like nah fuck all that. Just having an actual fight with a mosquito he's losing. It's losing. He started, it's lifting him up. And he's somehow wrestling away slightly.

Dude, it's fucking, it's body shots on you. That's... Bam. Bam. You're like, oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh. Your bruises for mosquitoes punching you all over your body.

Oh, they're going on. Oh, they're going on. Yeah, they go again. Again, trying to steal the small. And a little small little guy, man. Time. Steal the petite white man again. Yeah, here he goes.

Mosquitoes. Is that a good? is that I act. There you go. All right. We've got one last question from Sonic the Repog.

It's crazy. What? Look, man, I don't know. I just read the names. So Salutation's X, Y, and Z. I come bearing an answer.

Oh. Rather than a question. On the previous episode, 442, title, it's been a wild week. Chris asked the question, what is the opposite of platinum.

I don't remember what the... I guess like we were talking about maybe the platinum trophies or something. Oh. Well, according to my calculations, the answer is a, Oridium, according to the periodic table of elements, of course. It's been a pleasure being a part of the show, signing off AAPS. Bazinga.

You got a fellow fan of your favorite thing. Hey, there you go. He has to find each other. I did enjoy it, though. You guys are finding each other. Message him about it. Yeah. I'm probably not going to answer back.

All right. Yeah, I mean, that's good. Eridium, A. Now we know. Just deny. I go and I accept it. No. Are you ashamed of your brethren?

I mean, the show's not. bad man I watched it was whatever are you ashamed you don't want to see watch you don't want to have a a fan club now the Bazinga fan club or whatever I'd write an alternate I'd love to write an alternate history about fucking big make theory

it'd be funny yeah you should yeah you go ahead I implore you I implore you to do it I would probably enjoy that I'm trying to make black people not exist anymore yeah he doesn't season 80 does it So we're going to get into some of your voicemails. Remember, you can leave a voicemail.

There's the numbers available on our Patreon. Yeah, go check it out. Go check it out. We've loosely dedicated this section to advice. Yeah. But you can call in, leave us a voicemail. If it's good, we'll listen to it. Keep in mind, the shorter they are, the better.

Yeah. But also, like, don't go be like, don't burp into the microphone and then leave, you know what I mean? Yeah, that's not going to get rid. But just be pithy about it. Anyway, what do we got? So we got this first one. It's not as short as I'd like it to be, but it's a legitimate one. Hey, fellas.

It's Thugzilla. To keep a long story as short as I can, I'm getting married soon. And I, myself, am pretty stupid because, you know, my faith is, I'm a polytheist. I believe in a bunch of different gods and everything. I'm a North Cuban specifically. My wife, or well, soon to be wife, my fian. is like a Christo pagan, but her parents, right? Her parents are Southern Baptist.

Ooh. And they seem to like me, but they don't like, you know, really ask me about any of that shit, but like they're starting to get, I guess, more curious because we're literally getting fucking married. Anyway, how would you guys navigate talking to somebody about your faith I mean, I know you guys

like don't believe or anything so maybe a better question. How do you navigate cultural differences between you and your significant others' parents? Thanks for the last school. That's, uh,

my knee-jerk reaction is you're not marrying their parents. So it really kind of... Yeah, it depends on how close that you're marrying the other person. And if the other person is okay with you and you're able to conversate with them is like, that's really the only thing that matters. That's how I feel. I have personal experience with this exact thing, literally. Okay.

Like, insistence. You go. I'm agnostic. Lily's family's Catholic, but they're. Did you look over me because I said you go and there's like a. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. It sounds like I'm insincere. But I was like, oh, he was serious this time. So it's like, I don't know. For me, it's, I feel like I have to be. my battles when it comes to stuff like that. Lillian is not religious anymore.

She probably, she quotes, holds on some sort of faith, but she's not really a religious person. I was very religious growing up and now I'm like agnostic and her family, her dad particularly is very Catholic. What are you agnostic about? I believe there's more to this universe than I understand and it doesn't bother me to try to figure it out any longer

because I just exist by just, I just live. I just live and let my faith be guided by like people. Yeah, that's it Instead of like Trying to find the answer Like I have I know what I get track with And that's what people are here right now with me

Yeah So you have to be You have room for for deities That you don't understand possibly Yeah, what you're saying? I believe there's more of them There's more than I'll ever understand And I'm fine with that

It definitely is but that's not agnosticism That's just like Obvious you know Well that's that's what the agnostic view is usually Oh yeah there's probably there's It's usually like Maybe there's of power.

Something out there that's a greater power. And I'm like, well, there might be more powerful beings, but they're not entities. That's what agnosticism. I don't think they're deities. entities maybe. I thought the idea was that you just don't know. The idea of not knowing would mean that leaves room for there might be some. Yeah.

And so of being like, the idea of magic powers is stupid. So there's a non-theist. And then it's like you can think the way that ancient cultures did when they realized that there were things that they couldn't understand. they deified it instead of just being like oh there's probably cultures out there that are infinitely more powerful than humans they're just cultures from a different place they're not so like agnosticism

to me is kind of like well you're holding on to the idea of like magical like beans or mythical creatures or something oh well I mean yeah the way that I think about it is more just like you can't it's less so that magic exists and more so that like there's probably insane science

that is like damn near indistinguishable from what we would assume to be magic Right so like we don't So it ain't magic So be no right But it is Yeah there's not I don't think it's a simple as there

It being a I think the by I think anything Over God Anything that we claim to know That's for sure not real Yeah You know what I mean

About that like the like Bibles and shit Like that shouldn't ain't real If there's like a real high power That like we The idea that we would know anything about it Is insane To me And it's just like

And that it would care Like I don't know, maybe there's a big fucking dude Like moving shit around But like even if that was the case If it was, that would be really Yeah. Lame But even if that was the case

The idea that it would like Uniquely have an insight into us as individuals Is like so dumb to me Yeah like the idea of like The Prometheus or whatever Or the what was that Was that the movie was called like the 2012 movie? Oh yeah

Are you talking about the one with the handsome Squidwards Yeah yeah Yeah that's right Like the idea of it just being these beings that are super advanced and then they came in the water and created people or something like that. Yeah. Like to me I'm like okay yeah but I wouldn't consider the

handsome squid words like deities. I would Right. Yeah, I wouldn't I wouldn't in the same way. So like I don't think there is any like to me like it's I would call myself like a non-theist or I'm like that's just I know magic isn't real. I just know that there's elements in things that I don't understand and I would never classify them as magic because I just know I don't understand them yet.

Yeah, that makes sense. And so like I just like I don't but there's other people that would, I would say that would properly put themselves in like, agnosticism, right? Well, I'm just not sure. There actually might be some type of things that are kind of magical and, you know, and something like that or maybe even hopeful because that's kind of cool. Because the idea of like, because to me, ancient Greek gods, that idea,

that world is kind of cool when you start looking into it. There's these piece of shit people that. Yeah, but it's not particularly comforting. It's, I guess not. It's not a comfort. I've given up taking comfort in higher powers a long time ago. I was like, God, this is just... That's true.

I did, um, I worked with a guy that was pretty like on point with these like, y'all don't understand. He was like, this guy doesn't give a fuck. He's like, he sees his aunts, but he still worship him because he requires it. He's like, he has required us to worship him and I'm going to so I don't, you know, so I'm not damned. And I was like, I appreciate your interpretation. Like, you're not being stupid about it. You know, like, oh, he's all benevolent and loves us. I'm like, that's clearly not true.

Yeah. If there is a thing that is capable of understanding. standing that can manipulate whatever it wants at any point. I don't think it has any idea that we're here. You know, I just feel like it would just be too busy doing other things that are like if it existed at all. Right. It would be like if I had an ant farm or something.

Right, right. I feel like, and like I just forgot about it. It's like it's not even remotely in the top like 1,000 things that I'm concerned about. Right. So if you created the universe, how fucking big it is. Yeah. You're like, I'm not Peggits and every single thing that I've created. She's like, you think I give a shit about, like, if you're gay?

Like, it seems insane. Yeah, like, you guys put that on yourself, sir. I literally don't even know what gay is. I'm destroying a fucking nebula right now. By accident, mind you. Like, having sex with other universes just because you can. This one's warmer. Back to what dude was saying.

Yeah, I actually don't know how to help out with this one. I think you just, you pick your battles. You ultimately your partner. It ultimately is up to your partner, but pick your battles. And they don't need to know everything about. your faith, you know? You could be like, my expression of faith is private. Literally only if they ask, right? It's the only time it needs to be brought up, right? Because that's what

Catholicism and Christianity is supposed to be, was to have a intimacy with God on your own. You're not supposed to, you don't have to go to a church to show praise. That's like a big thing, but they don't know that because they don't read the Bible. Well, yeah, that's so. You're actually supposed to, yeah, worship in private, yeah. No, you can. You can't group congregation, but private relationship is supposed to be fine. Well, what Jesus says, I'm not going to get to, it's fine. But like, I agree with what Chris was saying

you're not marrying the parents stuff like that I would say in the same way when I had a when my my grandparents started asking me it was it was my grandpa was curious so I answered that's the only time we ever talked about it because he was just curious

otherwise it doesn't need to be brought up at all that stuff doesn't matter I would be as respectful as possible because my grandma wasn't respectful in that moment because she was you know she's very fire and brimstone And so in that way The only way I would ever say anything disrespectful

If somebody says someone disrespectful to me Otherwise even like When we're talking amongst ourselves I'll say stuff That people will interpret as disrespectful Because you know I think this shit's like Harry Potter stuff But I would never directly go to you And be like hey the shit you believe is fucking stupid

Like I would never do that And so they shouldn't do that to you If they do I feel like you have free reign to fire back If you want to Other than that It's all cordial respectful Yeah

I think they'll accept all that shit in due time as long as you don't, um, you know, you don't actually seem like the devil or something, you know. Yeah. Like, don't go back and forward. Don't get like, that's my, that's one of my biggest, this information. Just don't go back in for Christians. It will not work. You will just lose energy and it will shorten your life because they're not logical. They're not there to make sense.

Yeah, it's the faith base. So it's just, it don't go back forward to them. Just be respectful. It'll be like, hey, um, I believe in. what I believe in. It's personal to me. And I think you be personal. Yeah.

As long as your partner accepts it. Yeah. And you, you have similar values. That's fine. Yeah. Hopefully your partner isn't like, you know how some people's like a deal breaker.

You don't get along with my parents. That's the only thing I would worry about. Yeah. But I imagine it's not like that if you guys are already getting married. Yeah. I think, but you would know by that point. Yeah.

Good luck. Yeah, good luck. Oh, yeah. We have more. I'm like just, you're going to read it all in a little. That's crazy.

If I didn't get a lot of. with Lillick's parents who wouldn't work at all. She's so fucking family. Yeah, right? Yeah, that makes sense. She's crazy. She's super family. I'm so, like, dysfunctional Jojo.

Great relationship with her mom. She's cool with her dad, even though he historically was whatever. I like that we're on the same way link where it's like family doesn't mean blood doesn't mean anything. Like, you know, it's disrespectful to like a fucking orphan or something to be like blood so important. I'm like, nah, your family is who you fucking make it. And so to me, I'm like, keep the people in your lives. that are good to you. And blood doesn't mean, fuck all.

That's a really important thing we should learn. Like, I hate one, people are like, oh, the family. Like, motherfucker will rape and murder somebody and they're like still talk to them in jail because they're family. And I'm like, okay. All right. I'm not, I'm sorry. I'm not going to. I'm not going to.

I'm not going to. My family's way cool that I remember being. I love they sucked ass. And I'm like, oh, you guys weren't that bad. You guys are just, I was just very different from all of you. Yeah, you're the horrible one. They're cool. Am I the horrible one?

Yeah. I don't think so. Okay, sorry. So this is, I guess this person was talking to you on stream. Oh. Yeah, and then so he wants to pose the question to us. Hey, fellas. It's me, the OR guy.

So, you know, I had asked Kingston this during one of his streams, and his response was never invite that bitch over again, but I wanted to get everyone else's opinions. So I've known this girl for like six years We're friends and shit And you know I had a bit of a thing for you know in the last year And she she had mentioned having some interest as well And then she comes to visit

And uh well she immediately loses interest And then falls in love with like my roommate Um I don't really know where to go from here Yeah no man I'm not really mad because it's just so cartoonishly hilarious Uh But I want to know

what you you fucking tards think yeah no drop that bitch you don't gotta be rude to her you don't gotta be rude to her we gotta understand like hey we're not cool no more you know that right like we're our relationship is not unless it's like you were friends with her i guess prior eh no what do you what do you need that for but even so it's like hey you got to understand that like don't don't pull my strings we're cool but this is there's nothing deeper than that no fuck her at all fucker um particularly and this is i

think this is a really good litmus test for your your homies because first of all it's not i wouldn't be bothered that oh another person is uninterested in me and is interested in my friend it's the fact that all right friend understand that this person drop me so quickly meaning she could drop you very just as quick she's not it's not like this kind of because there's a whole thing like i would i could never put myself in that situation because first of all there's plenty of there's plenty of people everywhere So it's not like this is like some one in a million type of person or something like that. So the idea if there was a roommate, there's two girls.

And then the girl was initially like, I'm like, oh, you know, I think your chick's better. I could never put myself in that situation because all that's going to do is probably fuck their relationship up and make things weird. I would just rather not do that. I would take my business elsewhere. I'm like, I'm not interested in this woman. I'm going to leave her friend alone. That's how I would want to handle that. If your friend doesn't care about that situation, I would be.

kind of question your friend how much he cares about you. That is also true. Yeah, that's not the homie if he's doing that to you. And so, like, I couldn't get, I couldn't put myself, I wouldn't want to put my friend's situation, her in that situation. So hopefully your friend didn't capitulate and is like, they're fucking and stuff. Because then I'd be like, oh, well, he's not really a homie. He's just like an acquaintance, I guess.

You know what I mean? Like, yeah. That's, that's a mad move, dog. Yeah, I would be, yeah, I think, Kinks in your initial thing, you said, you said, like, I want to write it over again. Yeah, yeah, fuck that bitch. I'd be respectful, but I'd be like, yeah, like, we're not, we're not, we're not cool like that no more. Yeah, you got to, my niggas.

Like, what? Yeah. You met him once. That's crazy. That's insane. You met him once. And, like, granted, like, I'm not, like, I'm not a person that stands in a way of, like, relationships.

Like, sometimes people work better other people. Sure. But, like, you know, we're not, we're not going to really be cool like that, you no more. You know, yeah, yeah. If it was the years of us talking, like, you know, kind of building something. Like, I can be, I can be, I can respect you, but, like, I'm not going to, you're not coming on my pad anymore.

Right. I had an example of this kind of happened. I wouldn't drive you home. Oh, no, fuck no. No, fuck you go. Absolutely. No, that's insane.

This kind of happened to me when I went on tour of this band in 2009. We were in bomb-ass Florida and we got to crash with this chick's house. She let us stay there

so we didn't have to like pay for a hotel or whatever. And my friend, the singer knew her, was talking to her first. But she was like clearly interested in me. And like,

I can see the singer just kind of fuming. He's kind of like brooding in the corner. Just like really angry. Like what the fuck? Yeah. I wasn't really paying attention to her. I was playing Left for Dead two and Soul Calibur like three or something.

You are yoinked this. Dude. But she was like, you know, talk to me a lot. She fucking like, like, try to smoke me out. I did like a,

I think the thing that really sent him off the edge because she, like I did like a, well, I don't know what you call it when she smokes and then she blew the smoke in my mouth. I don't know what you call that. I don't know if that's a, no, I don't know if that's a,

I don't know if there's like a name for that. They're going to blow CO2 in my face, dumb bitch. It's just, it's a dumb sexual thing, obviously, but like just passing the weed to me in a way. And I was like,

oh, you know, cool, whatever. But I, my thing was I was like, this is going to cause a huge fucking problem if I bang this shit.

So I, 100% just whatever. Yeah, it's better to just avoid. Yeah. You never go after your homies girl. Yeah. I didn't do.

That's a crazy thing to do. Didn't happen. You know, she did though? Um, uh, she, she took down my number.

because she was like, she was going to lead us. I said backwards. So like, help us get the fuck out of your place. We need to go. She's like, all right. She's, I'll text you and tell you what to do. And then I'm after we're leaving, she was like, man, she's like, man, she's like, man, I really want to hook up with you. And I was like, goddamn, man.

And she's like, fucking sent me nudes and stuff. And I was like, this is crazy, dude. That's hell, man. You should have called the police on her. I'm like, officer. Call, wait. Officer, I'm 17. Officer, I'm a bider.

I'm 16 years old. This bitch is scaring the fuck out of me. officer please go there and killer please fucking kill her that was it Florida was fucking crazy that was where I got that's where I got jumped dude

that's where I got jumped by three racist blonde white dudes that was crazy Winter Park Backwood's ass fucking winter park People listen is probably like Oh I know I went to

I know So this is the one of the times where I got like in a crazy amount of trouble I went so this spring break in 2011 I was I just turned 17 And I was like, oh, I'm going to go spend night by my friend's house.

So I went to spend night at my friend's house. And my grandmother called me three that she's like, Kingston. It's been two days. Where are you? And I was like, oh, I'm in Florida for spring break with my homies. Obviously, my grandma lost her shit. She was freaking a fuck. He was like, what do you mean you're in Florida?

Kingsen? Like, that's not okay. You can't be here. She was like, when you get your ass home, I'm going to kill you. And I was like, all right, whatever. And I deserve it. I shouldn't have went to Florida. I should just went to Florida.

I was waiting to be going to places like that by myself. That is kind of wild. It is insane that you did that. Yeah. I shouldn't have done that. Like, I was like, I was like, she's not really going to care.

Like, I have clothes at me. You're a minor. She's not going to care. I understand. But at a 17 year old who was pretty, yeah, you feel like an adult when you were seven.

Yeah. I was sure. You're almost far. Especially in New York specifically. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I felt self reliant mentally. I was like,

oh, I know what I'm doing. I'll be fine for the most part. Yeah. We were going to parties. We should not have been going to. Of course. Around. Florida, great party area.

Horrible for young people. I was trying to fuck like a 28-year-old woman. And then my friend was like, dude, this is a grown-ass woman. I was like, yeah, I know. Duh. That's why I'm trying to see what they're. What a stupid fucking thing to say. As if you don't know.

And he was just like, do you understand how wild this is? And I was like, no, but so what? Granted didn't get laid Don't get young people What do you think there Stay young Just stay young Don't be idiots

Don't do what I did Do a project X And then Do that do that Do the project X Don't be fucking grown ass women As a teenager Like that's crazy

When you guys are in college This movie like Project X came Oh yeah I remember it came out I never saw it That was high school for us I never cared about I never cared about party movies

It was that fucked a lot because I was already out of high school that would have been dangerous at that movie came out I was in high school because we had some houses some rich people um you know they went to our high school and they had the giant party houses yeah that would have been I've been to like three

really fucking dangerous big house parties back home I went to like two or three yeah I remember had like a the weirdest experience like they were all they were all kind of they were all relatively normal compared to like fucking TV or whatever but I remember specifically like, I think at the time

I was like super young. I was like maybe like 16. Maybe I was maybe 15 actually. But I remember I was dating someone and it was like, it was my first girlfriend and like nobody else in our friend group really did that yet. I was kind of the first person to date really.

And so we went to this house party and I remember there was a whole thing where they were like, they tried to lock us in a room to get us to bang. It was like a real thing. It was like a hazing thing. It was like, go with the booths like seven minutes.

You know what I mean? Yeah. It was one of those. I was like, I'm, you were in college? No, I'm 15. Oh,

okay. I'm like, maybe 16 at the latest. That makes sense. This dumb high school people. Yeah, yeah, and we went in the room

and we just like sat there. It's kind of like, we're not, I'm not doing this here. This is fucking. So I was people with an audience. Yeah, like,

there's people listening in the outside. Like, who fucking pussy. I don't like, I don't know this house. I don't know most of these people. Was she pissed that you didn't smash? No,

no, we were both on the same page. You're like, this is fucking insane. What the fuck, You have to be gay You have to be gay I don't even know what we were doing

I think we just kind of sat there And just like Talking about how fucking insane That the situation was Then we pretend to have done it You know what I mean Like we like you know He came out

Oh the classic Yeah it was like Oh yeah huh quick And then no And then everybody just immediately Spread out Pussy juice on me real quick Which is good

That's great But it was I think that's how I remember it She might remember it differently I don't really remember The specific of it But like I remember specifically We just kind of just didn't do it

And then we left And I can't remember if we Pretended to have done it Or if we just like just didn't acknowledge or like I definitely never it was just weird and I was like this is kind of souring my mood on these parties I don't think I want to go here I mean I got sex my first time at school so I don't know so I don't know that's actually crazy yeah it was at prom my was a prom there was a fucking hilarious there used to be a park right next to um right uh downtown

braches um there used to be a park over there and we banged on there now it's a data center that's great it probably it probably is too data centers too what top beach it's good to know that my cum is below a fucking data center at some point. Yeah. It's pretty cool. It's furnishing. If I could look back, I would just be like, yo dude, it's really not that lit, little nigga, like chill.

Just breathe, oh, man. It's really not that lit. I think kids these days are very, um, they're living more like children more than ever. Like, they don't even drink that much. Even adults with more children. You think so? I actually don't know if I agree necessarily. They're not doing those things.

I think the drink. Oh, go ahead. Sorry. I think they're older earlier in different ways. They're maturing earlier in, in a way that. I guess you're right. I guess what I was thinking was like... I don't you mean like vices and stuff.

They're not like going to the old vices. That's the stuff that really made people... Not going to strip clubs. Development is more common now, but it's like they kind of, they become more aware of shit because I know like, I don't really know many young teens.

I know like early... You see how this looks, right? I don't early 20s people. Why do you know any young teens at all? Because none of my nieces of my nephews are young like that anymore. I haven't by like 10 years. What young teens do you know? None, genuinely.

Interesting. He lies. He lied. It's like my nephew. Like the youngest person I know is like the twins, my cousins, my cousins, and they're about to be 21. And then between them, then it's my nephew. Why? Are there young children on your phone? There's none. You don't have any children.

He's a picture of chowice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's 58. Oh. My mistake. I don't give him a fuck that he's 58, bro. Don't fuck him. That's weirder that he's 58.

Oh, no, I'm not going to fuck it, but like, that's a, that's a, that's a, That think is a grown-ass man. It's weirder that he's 58. Yeah, I don't like, I don't like, I'm so not down for that shit. Do we're just at the Japan Fair again? And there was this big banner, this flag. I don't know what anime check this was. The body is voluptuous.

The head, I'm like, nigger, that bitch is 10. That, that head is 10 years old. What the fuck is this? Why is it like this? Do we have another? We have plenty. Let's do one more. Let's do one more.

Let's do one more. One more. We'll get out of here. And then we'll get out of here. Hi, guys. It's me, Lily. I'm calling back because Derek was right. there are a lot of main things in that last voicemail.

I need advice of keeping it short. How do I file for divorce before marriage? Also, how do I remove C4 putty out of my stomach? C4 put it there because of my last message. Anyways, remember, it's me, Lily. Bye. That's crazy. Lily. I'm sorry that you felt like, I'm sorry that you felt like you had to call in to us.

Right. It's tragic. Yeah. I feel a, anyway, good luck. I feel a twinge of Will Smith. You know, I really want to hit that guy. But that is not how she sounds. Are you sure?

It is. She has a Spanish accent ever so fit. She talks about like a Valley Girl. This is how she sounds. Anyway. See, it doesn't sound like that. Anyway, good luck, Lily. My voice

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Oh. Because like I was trying to like. That was a natural reaction to that, I guess. Because what it was on my phone versus I was trying to like Alabama meme boy. I was like, is that a play on something? I don't know. Maybe. It broke my brain.

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It looks like a picture was taken. Yeah. You only know by looking deeper in it's like, those are pencil on. Here's him at the Japan fair the other day. He's at the year. He's his address. Someone says President Trump, why don't you become an artist? You're way too good.

Shut up. Yeah, whatever. Shut up. somebody should do something about this guy murder but yeah so you got the knife oh yeah no I got the knife I got it I got it I got it I lost it

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It's like, what? It's so stupid. I don't actually believe this, but again, I was like, did Abdul and him set this up? It feels like a sigh-off. It really feels like it. It almost feels too stupid, but then you can't just count how stupid things are. Absolutely. Absolutely.

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yeah, I went to do. Like, so I was just like, it is crazy. It was 15 years. This motherfucker was holding on for that long. That's wild.

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Oh, no, it's about to be 220. No. Fuck. I got to throw it all the way now. Yeah, that was our one goal. I know we got to restart now. Yeah. All right, guys.

We'll see you next time. Bye, bye. Take it.