The Snark Tank - #45: The Election ...

Episode Date: November 6, 2020

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Alexa. I really just want... Who is Tom Sweeney? Oh, don't you fucking dare. I'd rather not answer that. Hey, everybody, welcome to the Snark Tank podcast. It's me, Chris Raygun, and I'm here again with Tom Sweeney and some black guy, as always.

Every week forever. I didn't miss a single episode, I promise. Yeah, of course not. You're lying, bitch, but okay. You're lying, little nigger. Oh, my God. Please stop with that. No more.

What's wrong? Amen. Nothing. You don't like acknowledging your obvious brother? Fuck you guys. Fuck you guys. Okay, just wait. Just wait.

Just you wait. I'm going to do some research and I'm going to find your fucking doppelgangers and I'm never going to let it end. And I'm going to do good research to you. I'm going to find it. It's not going to work for me because everybody is my doppelganger because I'm just a person. I'm going to find somebody who looks like you. I'm going to find somebody did send me a photo once if some guy.

who was like, I thought this was you, and it did, it did, it did look like, like, I thought it was me. Like, I thought it was like, I thought maybe, like, they had snapped this picture when I wasn't aware that I was at this place. And they were like, this is in Arizona. And I was like, it's been a while since I've been to Arizona. So that's scary. Interesting. But it just turned out to be a picture of Mario Judah, though, right? Yeah, it was just Mario Jude, actually.

It was just the light hit him just right to look like me. I don't think light has that much power What would you do if somebody If you met somebody right Who looked like you 80% of the time But 20% of the time they looked like me Despite how different we both look

I'd be very scared of you And me and that I would just be very uncomfortable Because I'd be like I don't know how can something Look so much like two things look so different Yeah it's literally It's literally an impossibility. Right.

It's like having a cat that sometimes the bite hits it right looks like an elephant. It's like what the fuck is this? Yeah. Those are the same. Yeah, no, that's ethereal at that point. That's Eldritch. That's big. That's big than I am.

That's big. There's a big story that I'm not ready to tell right now. But welcome. Welcome to our Snark Tank podcast. Just want to make it clear to everybody. We got some merch up at snartankmerch.com. That's a real place. and go check that place out.

If you want to buy our little our little clothings and show your support that way, you know, I hear clothing is a big business, a lot of, you know, a lot of, what do you call sweatshops? Yeah, absolutely. I don't know what you, what do you call, like, I don't know what you mean about what do you call sweatshops. Like, what's the nice thing to call them?

No, no, what's the thing you're supposed to call them? Factories? I don't know. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. There it is. Yeah, to not arouse suspicion. What's happening right now? What are we doing?

Are we snitching our people? You're exposing our business, man. Yeah, we use children, so what? Yeah. Big deal. Look, if a kid's not going to school, I might as well get to work, you know? I feel that.

100%. Holy shit. I don't know what the fuck. Listen, it's November. It's the day after Halloween. It feels like there's really nothing happening. except for the election and like the next generation of like video games. That's literally it.

And I, I always, I really hate November just as a month. I don't know, I don't know why. I think maybe it's, it's the month before my birthday, so it's just kind of boring. Thanksgiving is fine, I guess. Fall is nice. Thanksgiving is lit, bro. Thanksgiving's fine. Like, I like the food, but like, the problem is it's like every holiday is essentially Thanksgiving because, like, for, in my family, because it's just cooking.

you know it's just the only difference is the only real difference is that there happens to be a turkey present you know yeah because you wouldn't eat turkey like that under any other circumstances really because it's it's not not really that good but turkey's good if you fucking smoke it man like once i had smoke that's true once i smoked turkey i was like what the fuck is everybody else doing it's just it's not even it's not even close it's not even remotely close like like baked versus smoked it's it's a whole different world yeah no yeah is insane yeah definitely better uh smoked but even i don't know even smoked i feel like i would no i'd find i would just rather have something else uh well that's true chicken always that's true because chicken's a superior kind of food you know but some smoke turkey with some like collig greens bro that shit

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Residency restrictions apply. Take delivery by 331. Thanksgiving food to me personally isn't the best food out there. And I'm like, why don't we just like make the food that we think is best and then do that? Like, why does it have to be the turkey with the cranberry sauce with the fucking stuffing and all that? Yeah. I hate stuffing, dude. I've never liked stuffing ever.

I've never, never, never liked it. I love, I like cram cranberry sauce. I kind of like turkey, but for me, on things that I cook like curry chicken and mac and cheese. Yeah, there's always mac and cheese at our family. Yeah. But, like, the thing is, it's like, you know, for Thanksgiving, it's a feast. And then for my birthday, it was usually like a feast. And then Christmas, it's a feast.

And then New Year's is a huge fucking thing for my family where just everybody cooks shit. they bring it to our house and then it's it's another feast so it's like thanksgiving was just always like the most generic one despite the fact that it was the literally probably like the most festive because it was so turkey oriented i i don't know i like i never i never like turkey unless it was like the wing you know i like biting into the wing of a turkey but other than that it's like this this meat is pretty bland uh i don't like to get that much with me told yeah it's it's it's all right it's it's definitely i mean fucking yeah chicken chicken is better it's just it's i hit a turkey with my car once

oh that's fuck back home yeah the wild turkeys like those weird ones that look like fucking demons when it rains dude they look that you know you realize how progressively there was less and less to the point that like from like i think like 20 to like 22 i never saw turkey anymore yeah i haven't seen it in a long time you were in a fewer turkey so the point never saw any that was like the first animal i hit in my car of many obviously you were like whoa yeah and i was like whoa this is power Is this what it means to be a man? I fucking hate animals, dude.

I think I've only hit like a... I mean, I hate it. I hate it. I don't think anybody loves it really. That's the words. Yeah, no one loves it. No one gets sexually aroused when they hit animals ever. That's not true.

That's not true. There are people that definitely get sexually aroused by killing. That is a fact. Wait, what? Really? I mean, I don't know anyone personally, but fuck, I've seen enough true crime where people like fuck corpses and shit. So of course they're...

What? Yeah, Chris, you knew that existed already. Necrophilex are a thing that people know about. Yeah. What? It's not brand new to anything. I've seen you. It's not brand new to seven-year-olds.

You have somebody on your show who's like trying to, he's a fucking necrophilic and he's trying desperately to hide it. So he just pretends not to understand that that's a real thing. No way. What do you mean? There are people who fuck cars and you know, what? I've never heard of this. What are you talking about?

What do you talk about? He changes his fucking origin. There's a rotting corpse in his past. His heritage. Just to get away with proving that he's not. What do you talk of? Harold, you're from, you're from fucking Ohio.

Like, what are you? He turned into a fucking Boslik, man. A what? Boslik. What is that? I don't know, but I've heard it before, I'm pretty sure. Yeah, I don't know if that's a real thing. Boslick?

Boslick? Like, boz lick? Yeah, like Boslik Or Balzlik? What are you saying? No, Baselik. I think that's a real place. Let me give you a look. You're thinking of the Basilisk from Harry Potter in the Chamber of Secrets.

No, I know what the baselisk is. I don't think you're... I don't think you do, dude. You see, I don't know if you saw that movie, but it was Tom Riddle the whole time. He was the basilisk, right? That's the story of that movie? Was Voldemort the Snake?

Oh, Boslick are people from freaking Star Trek. What are you... What the fuck? you talking about? They're a non-aligned, what do you call a space fair and humanoid race. Oh my God. So, fuck you. First, Harry Potter's mentioned and then Star Trek's mentioned.

Like, what the fuck's going on here? No, no, because that was, he was the, was that, am I remembering that movie wrong? What? Wasn't like Voldemort the snake?

He was the one with the- Voldemort was a bunch of things. He didn't have like a nose and shit, right? He had a bunch of, like, horror cruxes. So it was like 12 things. Isn't he like just a reptilian or something? Like, isn't he just like some nigga without a nose.

Yeah, he hasn't, but he's like, Wait, isn't he purple? Oh, no, he's blue, right? No, he's like white, like off white. What, dude, I... Okay, he's like egg-shell white. Let me... He's like chalk white.

He is? Yeah. Yeah. Dude, got a nose. You mean, what do you mean he is? Bro. What do you mean he is? Oh, holy shit.

I thought he was, well, oh, I thought he was like always... What did you think he was a smurf? No. You thought he was blue like fucking beast from X-Men? Whenever I see pictures, because look, I don't want... I've never seen the Harry Potter movies. Whenever you see pictures of him, he's always, like, behind the behind like a blue fucking tent or something

there's always... Oh no, that's because those movies are just blue. Those movies have too much color. Sometimes they're blue, sometimes they're gold, sometimes they're green. They're never gold. Here's the thing. They are. The first two movies have color in them and then after Prisoner Vascoman, it's

just blue. They just made blue movies. It was the fucking Blue Man group forever for like fucking eight years. So stupid. That's why I stopped watching. I remember I watched the prisoner of Ascoman and I was like, I I watched this whole movie and I couldn't see a damn thing because it was night time the whole fucking time. Holy shit dude. This is like,

this whole time was gray. This whole time. This whole time I thought he was like blue. Because the nigger is black. Nigger's black. Nigger's black. Everything was so gray. It was such a fucking dark movie. Like I couldn't see.

I remember there's a scene in the beginning of that movie where like Harry Potter is supposed to be like afraid of a wolf. Right? He's like staring into the darkness and there's a wolf in the dark and he's growling at him. And he's like, oh, oh my God. And I remember like watching in the movie being like, the fuck is he afraid of? There's nothing there. like straight up I couldn't even see the goddamn thing and then I was like

I don't need to watch these okay I have a shot real quick if you're an adult and you think Harry Potter is a great book series um there's this place called Walmart where you can buy firearms get the strongest one you can there

put it in your mouth and then pull the trigger because I fucking hate Harry Potter I hate that shit so much by definition though kind of a good book series because it's good for kids those kids are fucking stupid

you know it's also good good for kids fucking episodes of Barney Barney's fucking stupid Barney's not even fucking Arthur Arthur I give it that Arthur's a great television show

you know I'll give it Not even Arthur is what you just said Yeah So you never Barney's not even close as good as Arthur

You never watch the B sides of Barney Because if you watch the B side tapes There would always be like The ritualistic Sacrifices of the children Right the B sides

Yeah like every every episode They would sacrifice One of the kids It was pretty good I think you should That's pretty well It was pretty good Yeah you should

Yeah they only air that on MTV 2 though. Oh, okay, cool. Between episodes of the Andy Milanoaca show and Scard. Yeah, so no. Barney's B. That's the two-hour slot right there. Wait, which one was scarred?

Which one was scarred? Scard was the one with all the kids on skateboards, tearing their fucking testicles open and, like, breaking their arms. That shit was so funny, dude. He dug in his pants and he put blood out. It was like, yo, my balls. He was like, I want my balls in my head. I was like, yo, classic.

Oh, oh, that's, you. Yeah, the singer from Papa Roach hosted that shit when he turned like into like fucking some super scene. Like, I don't know. I hated it. I think I avoided it because I remember seeing the Paparoche guy when he came out with the cutting song last resort. And then I saw him in that show and I was like, what the fuck happened to this guy? Like he looks like. He's doing Scard, man.

He looked like he's hosting Scard. He's living his dream. I guess. I mean, that's, hey, good for him, man. Good for him. Dude. what upsets me is that I'm not even a rocker dude I'm not but I can

imagine the amount of disrespect rockers felt when seen kids came into existence and just made their whole entire like the thing they loved is a joke like I made fun to seem kids so much in high school was ridiculous dude I said some really fuck shit to them because I was like not a nice

I just said shit that I thought was funny and like I wanted to get a laugh out of the group so I'd go as far as I needed to to say it and I definitely made some kids that like had emotional problems definitely were soft is because of school. But like, you can't tell me you coming to school with a bang over one of your eyes and a tip of the bang frosted like fucking like Rick Sanchez fucking blue. You're so me not to make fun of you.

It would be not to insult you for that. Like, I couldn't. I couldn't. It was so easy. I couldn't agree more. It was so easy to hurt their feelings. I couldn't agree more. I really couldn't.

It looks like you dip your hair in funfetti. I like how you talk, how you talk about this as if it's like some distant part of your past. It was years ago. And not, yeah, no, it's, you, you are still this person, you understand? I'm not a bully at all. I am not a bully at all. I don't know. Chris, Chris.

You said some pretty horrible things about anime people. Because they're fucking losers. Oh, my God. I'm sincerely, I'm sincerely laughing. I'm not a bully at all, dude. I don't bully you, Chris. I don't bully Joe. I don't bully Jalen.

You don't bully your friends because you can't bully your friends because your friends bully each other as a term of, as like terms of endearment. I don't bully you. people on the internet. Okay. Okay. All right, dude. What are you talking about?

We have so many, we have so many hours of footage at this point of, like, audio of, like, you, you bullying people. There's going to be a super cut. There's going to be super cut, for sure. All I'm saying is that anime fans are, they're kind of strange, you know?

I'm not saying they're bad. Look, you don't remember the whole fucking recognition I had about Furries where I was like, I'm not going to make fun of them anymore. Because I can't make fun of them for being who they are. I mean, you can't, but I mean, it's just... You can't. You guys are terrible. You guys are telling me, like, I'm the fucking serpent.

You guys are just bad as me. No, I'm way better than you. No, you're not, Chris. Yes, I am. No, you're not, Chris. Certainly. Chris, remember you made that YouTube video when you were playing Halo, and you made fun of this random kid for no reason.

And then years later, the kid re-contacted you about like, oh, yeah, you made fun of me. Hey, dude, what's going on? That was fine, though. That was fine. Okay, why was it fine? Because he liked it. It was fun. Yeah, those kids liked it too.

I talked to most of them now. I don't talk to them. I feel like most of them aren't here anymore. You just lied to me. You just lied to me. You just lied to me and they caught yourself in a lie. I was like, I can't lie. They're fine, dude.

Everything's fine. Everyone's doing good. So what's worse to you? What's worse to you? Seen kids or anime fans? Ooh, I would say anime fans. Because I never like, I never liked the whole seam style. So, like, I was always able to remove myself from it and be like, oh, you guys are

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But like the fucking slip not listening to fucking kids that would be fucking quiet in class. And like you'd like, hey, do you have the, like, there was one time. This is one of the most angriest moments ever had in my life. That's the point that I literally like had to, I had to leave the class. I started getting like verbally mad. But like, I was like, hey, do you have the answers? And then some girl with fucking like, you can, you can already tell you like she had like the black lipstick and everything like that fucking, fucking cargo boots on in the fucking summer,

like fucking June. And I was just like, hey. Hey, do you have the answers by any chance? I missed it. And there's one of my AP classes. And she was like, maybe you should have been here and took the notes. And then I looked away and like flicked her hair. And I was like, are you fucking serious?

And I started just getting rude. And then the teacher was like, Mr. Jameson, please come. I was like, no, I'm not calming down. Fuck this. Fuck this system of the down bitch. I hate her and I had to get kept out of class. System of a down bitch. I got so mad.

Because I had given her answers before too. I helped her. I was in our fucking study group. She could have just been like, yeah, I'll help you, you know? but no she wanted to be a fucking a word that I shouldn't say You were in a study group? I wasn't, I've been, I'm in a study group right now, dude

I have never, ever, ever been a part of a study group in my entire. You know why? You know why? Because you don't want to help people succeed, you dickhead. That's part of being in school. You have to have to be, like, study groups are part of like every sort of like math and science class you're in, dude. No, I just don't like talking to people.

You, Chris, do you understand your job? Your job is you sit in front of a camera and you speak to people. No, no, no. Yes. You record your words that then go out into people and then they listen to it, dude.

You also make music. I'm fine with talking at people. Like, I love to talk at people. But when they respond is when you get your fucking flustered. Yeah, if they respond, I'm like, whoa, whoa. What was the agreement here again? You're such a, such a goddy shit right here. Take it.

Fucking. Wait, wait Did you just talk back? Talk to me. What? It was never like that. I'm D. Chris Reagan. Do not speak to me.

I have half a million subscribers on YouTube, you fucking bitch. Don't talk to me. This was in school when I had nothing. I was just like, I have a full body halo suit.

Don't you fucking talk to it. It's called Muldner Armour. you asshole. I have a whole set of Mark 3 Muleyre Armour. If you speak to me again, I will kill your dad. All right, fuck you. I was never, I was never like that. You're overselling it. You thought of it, though. It was just, I didn't talk to people because I was just awkward. Dude, who isn't awkward? Our whole friend group is a full of socially,

our friend group is a group of socially awkward, extremely charismatic people. And that's disgusting. No, no, but like, the thing is it's like, that's our friend groups. usually when I'm in like a class like most of my friends aren't in that class it's like maybe one one friend if I'm lucky so like the idea of like having a study group at all is it was just like

I don't know if I'm gonna be around people I like we're not studying that's that's the problem you know like we're not gonna study we're gonna fucking do what we do every time we're just gonna goof off and laugh at shit and then I'm not gonna learn a damn thing and I'm not gonna get a good job anyway so like I might as well just book this shit

my own you know You know, I just had... Actually, now that I think about it, I rarely studied at all. Yeah, studying is for fucking losers. I studied, like, a lot. I don't know if it's for losers. It's probably, it's probably... I probably should have studied more, but like...

I mean, I just remember... What would that do if you studied more? What would it have done? Yeah, I don't know. I feel like I'd be better at, like, retaining information. I'm really bad at retaining information. Like, I'll learn something, and then I'll be like, oh, cool, I know that now. But then I'll, like, throw it away immediately

because I know that I could just Google it. Yeah. Yeah. So like I feel like if I studied more, I'd be better at that. Yeah, Google has really, it's super dumbed down people. It's really bad. I feel like I definitely was way more intelligent when I wasn't using Google a lot. Of course, of course.

I mean, thinking about just smartphones in general. I was thinking about how many phone numbers do you know when I used to know all my friends' phone numbers growing up. And now I remember like my moms and I don't know. even think off the top of my head, but it's really just my mom and somebody else. I really don't know my girlfriend's phone number, dude. Because you don't need to know it. I really don't know her phone number. Because it's just in your phone, right?

It's just in your phone. Like, what's the point of knowing this shit? And, uh, I don't even remember her. I don't even think I saved her number. I think it just says, like, I wait until she messages me. And then I'm like, oh, hey, what's up? You didn't even save her. You didn't save her number?

She has, like, it just says, like, like 1,258, like, just a bunch of numbers at the top, but with like a parentheses that says, pay attention. Oh, yeah, yeah. It says maybe Lily, right? That's it. Because Lily was, maybe Lily.

Maybe Lily. Lily was, it has that weird thing. Yeah. That's funny. Yeah, no, I, that's funny. Yeah, I don't remember any. I'm like you. I think I just remember my mom's and my own.

And that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, oh yeah. Oh, yeah, my own. That's right. That's right. But I do feel like if we some, how, like, if you just deleted all the numbers on your phone, right, and just asked for the numbers again and just, like, just as like a, and wrote them down and memorized them, like,

like, like, even just for like a day, I feel like you'd be able to do it again. I feel like you'd be able to have that information. You can do it. You can. It's just like how important is it to you? Exactly. How important is it to, like,

I tripped out when I saw my mom, I was helping her enter something into the internet. you know, she need to use her debit card. And she just gave me all 16 digits by memory. And it blew my fucking mind because I was just like, wait, what? Because it's just in my wallet. My wallet's always by me. So I've never even thought to memorize all those fucking numbers.

But it's, I was like, that was pretty fucking impressive because that's a lot of numbers to remember. You know, like just. You don't know your debit card number off top of your head? No, why the fuck would I? That's kind of wild. use it to pay for everything. Of course I have to know. My shit is like, it's available everywhere.

And I usually just have to put in the code in the back. And I'm good as, I'm not good to go. I know my debit card number. I know my social number. I know my routing and checking number. I know, I don't know that shit either. It's on my fucking baking app.

That's important to know. It's all my banking. I don't know. I don't know any of that. Like it's... Because the thing, the thing about it is because, well,

I started to interrupt you. But the thing about it is that you need to know it's in case you lose it to be able to stop someone from using it. How am I? going to lose my app. Like, what is this? Let's let's say God for some reason. Okay, go ahead. You lose your phone and your wallet, you know, like that's not common. I'm not going to say it's like a thing that happens all the time. But people lose their wallet. People misplaced their phone. No one's ever lost their wallet. Come on. You're a dummy. You're stupid. No, no, no, look it. I have

access to the internet wherever. So if I lose my phone, wherever, I'm going to get internet. I will just log on to Bank of America.com. And then I will shut down. my thing with in it's simple and then they'll send me another card it's uh it's if i need it if i really needed it i would learn it it's like by social security i do know that because i learned that when i first started working uh because i you have to learn it yeah so many applications and shit but like everything else it's it's like it's one it's it's even a touch i don't even it's passwords are almost obsolete now because now i just put my thumbprint and shit there's a lot of people that are all scared of the future right about all

that technology. Like, oh, you're giving them all your thumbprints and your eye scanning and all this stuff. And now they're going to fuck you and matrix you and shit. But I welcome it. They're kind of matrix you. I welcome it. I don't give a fuck. You think the 2,000 people that don't do that should are going to be able to stop the fucking mechanical army that they're making.

Like, we're going to die. Like, I don't, like, we can't be, unless we like EMP to planet, like let off a nuke like above the atmosphere and EMP the planet, we're going to lose no matter what. And we don't got nukes. They got the nukes, you know, like we're going to lose. We fucking lost. Like, I'm not, I'm not fooling myself with any bullshit that we're going to, like, we're going to rise again. Like, okay, this is kind of, this is a bit of a segue. But, like, the people that are like, oh, we need to bear arms because we shouldn't let the government have the power.

I was like, bro. Yeah. They have drones. Preach. Preach. Preach. People that say that haven't seen drones, bro. Once you see a drone, I shit you, now, once you hear a drone.

And it sounds like a mosquito that's the size of a plane above you, you'll change your mind. You'll be like, yo, we just got to get smart fast. because we're not going to outgun them. No, of course not. And that's always hilarious to me to. Oh, yeah, the Second Amendment's protecting for the government that will destroy you a thousand times over. And you can even dial it back to the sound cannons that they have. They can just drive around those armored vehicles and blast the sound cannons.

And you're disarmed. You can't. You're fucked. You're done. Dude, I saw a sound cannon hit a car and a car bended, dude. That's metal. You know what that'll do to your body? It'll turn you into a fucking...

You'll be a fucking one of those pop art things you put on your wall. Like the fucking football players, what are they called again? Like those big ass flat posters that are like in the shapes of football players. It'll be one of those. You're like a fucking stencil, bro. You'd be fucking gone. You'd be a sticker of a human being. Yeah, no.

You're not standing any chance against any real... The big daddy. Anytime a government is going to get serious and be like, okay, you know what? Let's subjugate the people. you're you're not fighting back against that with a fucking even with an assault rifle dude like we would have to use numbers you can't you can't there's no

gun you're gonna have that's gonna win it you just have to out you have to use some fucking pistachio disguisedy like master of disguise disguise type shit no you know you just need bodies you need bodies to throw at those things so they all get occupied killing those bodies and then you get to the top somehow and you guys do you guys remember Dana Carvey's master of disguise Of course, movies fantastic Did you know that

This is a fucking real story I swear to you All of you can Google this afterwards Because it's 100% real I'm sure it's probably old news But like I thought it was fucking hilarious That like apparently they were filming that You remember the turtle scene

Yeah Where he's in that stupid fucking turtle outfit He's got the big ass fucking shell That he goes in Yeah They apparently filmed that scene on 9-11 And they had a moment of silence Why he was in that suit?

while he was in that fucking ridiculous get-up. That's so unfortunate. That's so unfortunate. Why do you know that fact? I don't know. When you hear something like that, you just don't forget it. Was it like a fucking watch mojo thing about 9-11? Oh my God, probably.

Today on watch mojo, the funniest thing that happened on 9-11. People are getting hit by debris from the sky. down in downtown Manhattan, New York, people got... Top ten. Top ten funniest 9-11 moments. Jesus Christ. Number one, George put his denial of involvement in it. It's like, oh shit.

So, wait a minute, was there like a thing where he was like reading an upside-down book? I don't know if it was upside-down. I think he was just reading to like a kindergarten class or something. That might be like a satire then. That I'm remembering that I'm remembering as the actual. event because I was a child and couldn't tell the difference. Look, one thing I will say, I think his reaction was genuine. Right now with Ram Trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees,

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan. America's Large Injury Law from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you.

I think everybody else, like a bunch of, I think there's a bunch of shady shit going on behind the scenes. But, like, they're not going to tell George Bush anything, anything that's happening and, like, say, because. Oh, yeah, no, I, I, I, I, look, I don't know. I don't know anything about the conspiracy shit. Like, I really don't know anything about any of that shit. But if that really was, like, some. crazy deep state shit. I don't,

I genuinely don't think the president would know about it. I think, I don't think he could. Yeah, for the sake of that, for the sake of that argument. He might have heard,

like, like, I think he might have heard the threat come from Al Qaeda, wherever it came from. And he was just like, they're not gonna really do that.

That's kind of stupid, you know? And then he wakes up in the morning, like, yo, they blew it up. He's like, god damn.

Yeah, they really did that. Hey, God. I don't know what to make a minute. Yeah. Usually, I, I,

I sincerely would believe that the president would actually kind of be kept in the dark with all that shit in order to just like... It's just a basic shit of like you... Ideally, if you're planning any of that shit, you would want the president to also believe that it's... You know what I mean? Yeah. Because you gain nothing. You gain kind of nothing by letting the president in on a secret like that. Yeah.

And Bush, he was so... He was perfect. He was like the perfect just idiot. Like the idiot likable, like, retard. Like, oh, like, I'm like you guys. I'm like you so they just like Here you go off and play with your toys and let The big boys handle everything

Dude you know it's wild though like I I'm sure I brought this up before because it's so It's so interesting to me Like every video of George Bush George W Bush Yeah before he took office Right where he's just giving these like grand speeches and like fucking

I don't know like the senator wherever the fuck he was Wherever the fuck he was given speeches And it's like he sounds salient and like eloquent and like fine And his hair, his hair's like jet black. I don't know about salient. I don't know about eloquent. I swear to you. Dude, I've heard it.

That's just because you're having. You fucking have it. That's just a swear to you. Dude, post-presidency and like, and pre-presidency, he would talk like he wasn't retarded. He wouldn't talk like, well, I don't know, man.

I don't really, I don't really like this too much. And I don't really, he wouldn't talk with that. He would just speak like a regular person. You know, he wouldn't be like this, this savanta words. He wouldn't be,

he wouldn't be Barack Obama in us, bro. Bro. That's, that's, not what's not what's saying first of all Obama sucks also so let's Obama's really good at talking to people it's kind of demonic hold on hold on I understand this but I swear to you if you watch those things back to back

and same I know I know Joe Biden frankly Joe Biden like five like seven years ago I don't remember there ever you remember when when like he was doing the fucking debates or like whatever the fuck and he was talking about like oh I have a stuttering thing right I don't remember that ever being a thing I don't remember him studying it's not a thing

because there's decades of footage of him available. There's decades. I mean, you can be a stutterer. Like, I had no voice actors who are stuttered. No, you can be.

You absolutely can be, but he's not. That's the point. He's not. I don't think he is. Like, I don't, I've never,

I'm never going to believe anything Apolition says to me. Like, I just, I can't. I can't believe any words that come out of their house. Yeah, you absolutely shouldn't because they're, because their job is to say shit that makes people want to agree with them

and they can very much so be lying. And here's the fucked up thing. Like even people like, even people like Bernie Sanders who genuinely wants to change things. But when he knows he's gotten fucked in the ass by the system, he goes along with it. And that's where people get fucking disheartened. Right. Because it's, we're all like, yeah, yeah, like we know not to trust these motherfuckers. And then he start working with the people we don't want you to trust or we don't trust. And then it just sucks. Because, yeah, he's not necessarily a politician. But then he becomes one when he starts working with fucking. the way the D&C wants to do things like, I believe Joe, Joe Biden's gonna use the shit, you know? And I'm like, and that's the thing. And it's like he believes that like, and what happens is that even if you're good, you know, even if, I want to get off politics after this one,

but even if you're a good person and you want to help, what happens is you have to concede like, what you call it, he conceded, he conceded to Joe. And he was like, I want these things done in your 90 days. Like, please, I'll give you my support, but I want this done. Holy shit. And then you still have to bow to them.

You still have to be like, like you got to just be like hey I I okay and then they go up and like oh we said to this and they don't do it you're like well fuck I just I gave this dickhead support for no reason you fucking you got some breaking news wild wild breaking news what here on the stark tank dr. Drew is dead oh my god damn I'm so fucking annoyed he didn't finish the job somehow you guys fucking survived dude i hate how often you say that how often i look it up to make sure he's not dead make sure he's just a believable what you call it died actually sean connery died

yesterday oh yeah that's right yeah that would suck if he didn't beat his wife he didn't he had to beating his wife's on television fucking dope dude that was a hilarious interview though yeah didn't he was it was didn't he say something like oh yeah i've died i've slapped my wife and dude across state lines or something. He said something crazy. Something you got to like strike them, keep him in line or something. It was pretty awesome.

He was like, he was like, well, you let him get the last word, right? But then he don't stop. They keep pushing. You know,

you got to pop him on to make him stop. And I was like, yo, he's, I'm not, I'm not going to say anything. He's a man's man.

He doesn't sound too illogical in his statement. I think he died largely to avoid, uh, this no, not November shit. Yeah. He's, you know,

he was, he's like, I can handle another one of these. they just hug him so. After like 50 years, that shit must be just grueling. You gotta hope your dick stops working eventually. Like, fuck, because I can't keep doing, I can't go a whole month at all night. So are you gentlemen participating in North?

No, no, no. I'm gonna participate, yeah. That's so stupid. I've never found, I've never found this, this shit funny, honestly. Like, it's, it's getting to the point now where it's like, this is like, what, like the 10th year of this? Right now with Ramtruck's declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, Get a low mileage lease on the 2026. Ram, 1,500 Big Horn crew cab, 4 by 4 for $3.69 a month for 39 months, with $4,099 do at signing.

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which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows.

so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I'm like so over it as just a concept as a premise. No,

no November. Okay, I get it. Ha ha ha ha. I get it. It's not funny. It's not useful. It's not enlightening.

It's just stupid. Yeah, that's, see, I was okay with it. I always partake. I was okay with it when it was just a meme. But then people like Paul Joseph Watson came into it.

And then there's other people. I ran into a guy that I used to be in a band with. I ran into him at the gym. And he, we started talking about a bunch of stuff. And he, mentioned like oh the power of of like holding your nut to to like basically it was it was a wild thing basically it gives you more uh what is it energy or something it gives you more like of

an understand it was some weird shit that was so ass backwards to me it was like a thing where it's like no i need to nut so i can just go about my business and not worry about fucking i don't know they're like oh it's about sacrificing this and making up all this dumb bullshit that i'm like This is the stupidest fucking thing ever. I'm just, talk to your doctor. He's going to say, hey, clean your pipes out because you'll

risk fucking, you'll increase your risk of getting prostate cancer by by holding in your nut. Like, why would you do that? You're fucking retarded. You're stupid. I totally forgot. To like break your fucking,

to like really fuck your prostate up. But like I understand you should, you should like, if you don't do it too off. The problem for me is that like, um, when I was younger, the first time I did it when I was like 18,

I was, beating my dick way too often. And then I was like, oh, I got through half of November without touching my dick at all. And I was like, oh, shit, I feel, I feel good, you know? I feel good. And that's the problem. People just probably beat off so much. I'm like, I'm trying to gain some sort of control. Which is

fine. But just not nothing, just not to nut for no damn reason. Not trying to recruit, like, strengthening your resolve or just like, or thinking you're going to not nothing turn into some sort of fucking grand shaman of a person. That's just stupid. I totally forgot that

Paul Joseph Watson took that super seriously I totally forgot that that was a thing Yeah he made a video He probably does it He probably does it because he has those giant thing He might rip his own dick off He doesn't do it He doesn't want to clobber

Every time I've tried to evasciate Right He tears the skin off me off me knob Of me knob I've tried Me Bellin looks like mashed potatoes Yeah And I can't have sex

Because I'm not married yet. Dude, what is he like, what is he like? You just clown him so much. Dude, he's, but like, it's so weird. He's this like bastion of traditional and values and all this stuff, but he's like, he's 48 and not married.

It doesn't make sense. And the fuck the thing is that he's not a hideous piece of shit. So it's weird. It's like, what's going? What's really going on here, dude? Like, what's happening? Why aren't you married? Why?

Why are you not beating off? What's happening? What's wrong? He's saving himself for the perfect woman. For the perfect woman in his eyes does not exist because everyone's a whore. Everyone's a whore and a harlot. They're all hoars and hollets. He's going to find that one woman.

He's going to put his dick in her and he's going to splash in her on one chump. Going to find out she's terrible. She's going to be pregnant already. It's too late. You have to be involved with her unless you convince her. Do you know what? You're going to have to be around her for rest of your life. I just, I just can't remember.

I can't remember the last time I even heard his voice, so I'm just, I don't remember what I... He just sounds like this. There's, there's just a little bit of, there's like, I don't know what it, I don't know what it is. I don't even know that's natural. He's like a young palpapitine to me. Like a young palpacine. I do not comb, and you are a coma because you come, and that's basically the videos. And I was like, oh, wow.

I think, I think I made it in one of his videos, one of his, humor videos because I make fun of him anytime he makes fun of like he does the whole modernity thing and he's like oh muddened oh those girls they were like twerking in like a yoga

class or whatever and he's like oh modernity and it's like shut up dude there's just a room full of fucking jiggling asses how could you have a problem with that like what's wrong with you is that the fall of Western civilization asses jiggling oh my god I prefer the days of old Victorian nudity

When ugly fat people had their asses painted on fucking chapel ceilings And fucking grown men were wrestling each other butt naked Like it's just like there's a bunch of art of like dudes banging each other Like from back of the day There's, Yo Roman men were getting ass getting bussy out the fucking Wazoo man Dude they're just getting they were just trying to get they were trying to fuck yo That's it.

Like, period. Societally. What else are you going to do? What else are you going to do in Rome really, you know? Yeah. Back then, you know? Can't go play laser tag. After you're done,

you're done fucking beating your wife, you might as well go fucking beat your neighbor too. Can't go go go karting. You can't go laser tag and you can't go to fucking the movies. There's no Netflix. You can't go to the latest Mario Judah concert. I mean, there's no Jews to be crucified.

So might as well fuck your neighbor, you know? All right. That took a turn. Yeah. But yeah. It's true. Do you think there's a Roman Mario Judah? What?

Do you think? Yo, I'm so sick of you guys. Guys, please let him die. Do you think? We'll stop talking about him. No. But you know. I'm a big dog, big bear.

Please let him die. We should get him on the podcast, though. Yeah. Definitely want to get him on. We should definitely get Mario Judah on the podcast. If Mario Judah is listening, please come on. He should be an episode that I'm not on. Yeah.

Uh, well, so it would be the same as every day. Yeah, perfect. It'd be perfect. I wouldn't be on there. And for some reason, abuse would spike. And you'd be guys like, what the fuck happened? Like, a Sweene wasn't there. You had Mario fucking, fucking redhead.

We, no, no, no, no. We would have Sweene there because we'd have Mario Judo. Oh, my God. Did you see that footage of him freaking out on stage, Sweeney? I was like, why? I was, he makes me so upset, dude. He clearly didn't have an old brother. He collapsed.

He collapsed. He collapsed in the middle of a concert. He didn't have old the mother, man. That's what it was. He had no. He had no male role models, bro. Yeah. What?

He had no male role models, bro. He definitely had male role models. He definitely had no friends. Yeah. He definitely had friends, dude. He's a big bear. Yeah. He's a big bear, big dog.

Nigger, he's a lion. The big bear and a big dog don't have anybody to be around because they're too big to have people around. They're social creatures, though. Not so much bears. The fuck you're talking about. Bears are super social. What do you mean? Bears social social are humans.

They're pretty social to humans. Yeah, to humans. Not to other bears. Well, we're fucking other humans. You don't see people hanging out with bears on a regular, Chris. You don't see. I don't know where you're from. Chris, you're not going to go to fucking Yellowstone and see people hanging out of bears.

One, they're told not to because it's dangerous. Dude, they're told not to, but they do it anyway because the bond is so strong. There's a wild bear in my backyard. And like right now? He's pretty nice. Right now with Ramtruck's declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, Get a low mileage lease on the 2026. Ram, 1,500, Big Horn crew cab, 4 by 4 for $3.69 a month for 39 months, with $4,099 due at signing.

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which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows.

so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

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A pretty nice guy, honestly. I usually feed him. He always space for my lift. Dude, do you ever see the fucking weird fucking videos where, like, little bears going to people's houses? It's, like, walk through their houses and shit. And then they find a dog, and a bear runs out, and they're, like, whole shit, and they leave. Wait, what?

What? Bears? Yeah, bears bringing people's houses. And they're just in people's houses. Like, unironically, no joke. Yeah. Like, they just open the doors? Yeah.

Yeah. Wild. They unlock. They unlock it. They unlock it. They unlock it. Like, lock, like, latch, like, on knobs. they open like push doors like they'll push them open

that like happens they'll pull the door open and go inside pulls a fucking garage door up and then just enters your fucking Toyota steals it he pushed the garage door up and then he starts walking like a person and he goes to the door and then presses the button

on your fucking car and opens it like his mannerisms are human mannerisms but it's actually just a bear like it looks like a human walking around whenever a bear stands it's sincerely like one of the most fight or flight-inducing things that you could possibly see

because it's just not something that you're used to even dude bears if you've seen bears ride tricycles and circuses that shit's frightening that shit's fucking frightening have you seen them wave? Yeah I haven't seen that I haven't seen them wave.

That shit is scared that is because they're doing it they're doing it because you're doing it to them they understand that's how they get your attention as they wave back to you. I think they're meant to be pets. They're just like, I think they're meant to be like, how to explain it?

We didn't domesticate them because they were too big and too strong. But I think like wolves and like big cats were somehow domesticated. Like they were some of those animals that were kind of just born with the ability to be like, oh, these could turn into domestic animals one day. I think bears have that in them too. They're just too dangerous still right now. Anytime an animal that I'm not used to seeing stands, stands. it's it's just

it's so powerful you ever seen a bat stand up I've never seen a bat stand up have you did you see the the video I tweeted on the 23rd of that fucking of that fucking creature I don't know what you're talking about

you gotta describe said creature to me oh man I don't even know how to describe it I'll send it in the discord it was like it was running away from this guy to the halo theme oh my god the fucking um yes my girlfriend sent me that because she was terrified. It turns around and T poses. I put it in the Discord

it turns around and T poses at the guy and I don't fully understand how anything that I'm seeing functions. That's some weird like Australian thing huh? Are you seeing it? Yeah. And that's a hard part, man.

Fuck that thing. I hate it. It just turns around and fucking T poses, dude. No. You shall not pass. I would have kicked the living fuck out of that animal. Yeah. I would have put my,

I would have doing a proper kick. I would have stopped on one leg and then flung one leg up and kicked it. I would have kicked this part as I possibly can't. It's just, it's just teaposing. It's not even like it's, it's glitched basically. No,

no, no, no, no, it's doing that to try to scare me. It made itself bigger so I'd run away. That's literally what it's doing. So I would have made it, I would have made it smaller by caving its chest in.

No, but you have it has its arms out as if it wants to hug you. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's what it's doing. They can hug my fucking steel-toed boot. No, thanks, Bree. Do you have steel-toed boots? No, not anymore.

I got rid of them. I used to have them. They were pretty good. I got steel-toed boots, and I would kick the ice. The ice that would form over the freaking streets, I would kick them because it would never feel the pain. I'd be like, I'm a fucking God right now. But then I'll grow them.

Super cool. Like, out grew every fucking thing. Yeah, steel-toed boots are like, it's a whole different. That's like the closest thing you could, that's the closest you can get to wearing armor that is, like, socially acceptable. You know? That's like a fucking suit of armor around your feet, basically. You're so set.

Yeah. After that. You can kick a bullet back at someone. Oh, yeah. I mean, no. But, you know what you know what you know what you're the coolest thing to wear? You know those fucking, if you arm. You probably do MMA shit, Derek, so you probably know this.

You know the fucking, I mean, I do MMA shit too. The knuckle guard you get the ones that are similar to like Rio and Ken's things. Oh, you're fucking like half gloves? Yeah, yeah, I know what you're talking about, yeah. Those shits are fucking awesome. They feel, they just feel nice on your hands. they give you like a little bit of pressure all over your fucking palm and stuff oh man putting those on if i gotta kill a whole god

i mean there's there's no there's no better feeling actually to have your hands professionally wrapped like we because that's when you really feel like you can do some fucking major damage to somebody and put on say like just like 10 to 12 ounce gloves to where they're not too big not too small and then it's just like i'm going to throw my hand as hard as humanly possible and there's like probably old a 10% chance I'm going to break my hand other than say bare knuckle there's probably an 80% chance

so it's like a bust your knuckle yeah it's such a different feeling we're like throwing everything behind a punch and knowing that like I'm protected like I'm protected like you're like that's one thing that a non-fighters don't even know that the gloves are for you

they're not for the other people yeah people don't know that like that realize that too and uh I always thought about this but I've never I was never like I'm not a violent that person. But I thought about, say, when I used to go to parties when I was around 18, 19 and stuff, there would always be bullshit happening. I'm like, man, I bought these gloves. I'm like, I should just wear these fucking gloves, these kickboxing gloves. And like, so you can just grapple and shit. I'm like, if anything, if anything happens, you can just fight your hardest and then you'll

be fine. But I never, I was like, I'm not going to fucking fight anybody. I never did. I never did. I never, any random fights ever had was like, I think one time I was in Florida. because it is Florida and then Of course Just some dumb middle school shit Because we're all dumb ass kids You know that Nothing

Nothing when we started Become like men with like hair and stuff I just like I'm good I'm good And I don't I'm probably forgetting something But as far as I remember I never fought anybody

I don't I don't think Yeah I've been in a fight like Since I was 19 It's been a long time Because I was like 19 years old And I was just like but what made me stop fighting was that

I started realizing that every fight I ever got into the situation ended with someone having a gun pulled on them and I was just like what is happening and I was like it's almost like beating people up leads people to like you know not want to be beat up anymore it was it would be various it would people like I'm not the people aren't even fighting have guns like I'm fighting this guy in my hand and then we're both fighting all of a sudden some guy has a gun

and then me and a guy I'm fighting like yo this is getting wow we should probably get out of here And then we stopped the fight. We're like, whoa, that's a gun. That's a fucking, what is this? Dude, I remember, I was in Poughkeepsie, which I was near, who we were in, I think we were in 12th grade. We were all, like, cutting classes. We were like, all right, we took our first three classes.

We'd have, like, study hall or some shit, and then we would leave. So we were just going to leave. We'd go to McDonald's by Pekipsey High School. And then two guys are arguing. Then literally, it's a mildest, but it's like, yo, man. He's like, oh, yo, he's like, yo, what's good, man. And it was like a simple conversation that turned into

yo I'll put a fucking bullying your head and again and somebody has a gun and I'm like what is this I'm in line waiting for my mc chicken it's not even done yet I can't leave my mcchicken's not finished I paid for a finished McChicid and I don't have it yet I I have to stick this through I spent my dollar I spent my dollar no it would be like three dollars I got a McChicken and then I got a fucking smoothie I spent my four dollars on this so I either got to choose to get up and leave this shit this is my fucking I'm not going to remember me when I come back in an hour or so after that shit dispersed.

So I got to wait there while there's a whole gun assault going outside. I got to go into the bathroom, wait until they done shooting, wait to the cops, come by. The cops are going to check the bathroom, find me in the bathroom, sitting down in the toilet, completely not doing anything. No, but what are you doing here? I'm waiting for me to get finished. They're going to arrest me.

I'm going to jail forever. Yeah, well, I mean, that's, that's your, this, just, everything you're saying just reminds me of the Bronx. Yeah. I just, everything. Dude, guns ruined. I saw a man to hop over a Burger King fucking counter to beat up the fucking cashier because their fries were dirty and they weren't dirty. It just had one of those black burns on it. Ah, the infamous black burn.

The infamous black burn on the French fried burger king. Yeah, I've killed a few people because of that man's in the fucking hospital. Dude, that was, that shit is every borough. Like for me, like for instance, I think the Bronx is pretty fucked because of how big it is. It's just too big. There's too much traffic. It leads stuff out of New York. Like the Bronx is how you get out of the city.

So like, it's just crazy. It's like the fucking Cerberus garden the gates of fucking hell. It's just like you got to get through the final stage to get out of here, bro. You know, you're going to order some bullshit. But I've seen so much wild shit happened in Brooklyn. Like, I was in Coney Island and someone got stabbed by where we were just on the boardwalk. And it was like, how to fuck that happened? It was quiet.

It was like someone fucking stealthily. Especially when you got a silencer on the knife. Oh, yeah. You got a silence on it. You know, could you imagine there's a knife And it's a whole reginave at the end It's the silencer screwed on to the very tip of the blade So you gotta shove the whole thing in them

That's fucking It's not even slightly effective That's power though If you can actually get it in them though That's it You might as well just push anything into a person If you could push a silencer Imagine you're not

It's like stabbing by what is You imagine your power as like a fucking Supervillains you're just a lot You're able to push anything into any No, you know it'll be a better power? You are allowed to make round things act as if they're sharp things. That is your power.

So if you swing a baseball bat at someone, it'll slash them in half like it was a sword. Yeah, that'd be fucking crazy. So every person you begin to battle would never understand your power. And you can't let people live. You can't let anyone live. That is literally how. That's literally how you can't let people live.

Like you fight some guy and you go. go to punch them like that's going to be a punch and then you just slash through the whole body with your punch and they're like how did you do that and you're like I can't tell you and you go to punch that's such a that's such a fucking cognitively over complicated power

that's some anime shit that's some complicated anime shit that people would be like that's such a good fucking story plot no it's just it's just unnecessarily just the idea of like oh yeah explaining that power is impossible that's like that's like being like oh

Yeah, this guy has the power to steal people's heartbeats, so he's never wasting his own. Right now with Ram Trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, get a low-mile lease on the 26, RAM-500 Big Horn crew cab, 4x4 for $369 a month for 39 months, with $4,099 due at signing. Tax, title, license extra, no security deposit required. Call 1-877 RAM, 5722 for lease details. Requires dealer contribution and lease through Stalantis Financial. Current vehicle must be registered to consumer at least 30 days prior to lease to qualify. Extra charge for miles over 32,500. Not all customers will qualify.

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I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. It's like, what? That's cool. What does that mean, though? That means his heart is theoretically still in his most perfect state. It's not working itself at all.

You all want. He's just taking other people's hearts. Oh my God. Because your heart can get, like, let's say like if you exercise. Can you imagine, can you imagine if we found out one day that everybody has like a specific number of heartbeats? let's not think about that well it is really unsettling let's not think about that it's like saying everyone it's like saying that's like the fucking what you call it

the system of thoughts the series of thoughts that would make you die instantly if you just think of them oh yeah if you if you thought about like three things at the same time what if that died what if that thing was truly happiness like you get the idea of I am truly happy and you feel it and then you die humans are not meant to be happy that's our fail safe in our bodies

well it's a perfect I mean, yeah, you die your happiest. Yeah, exactly. Not like you want to experience it. I mean, technically you probably always die at your happiest because of all the fucking chemicals you get released. But or not, because what if fucking your head just gets blown off first, you know? Like what, I mean, like what if you see the worst thing you've ever seen your fucking loved one just got brutally mutilated and then your head is blown off? There's the, there's, you didn't have a chance to get the chemicals.

Yeah, I mean, you're probably not going to be like super enthralled or anything, but you know. That's definitely going to be poggers. It's definitely going to be poggers. That's a poggers moment, bro. I still don't know what poggers means because I'm an old man. Awesome. Is that literally just what it means? Yeah.

It's very cool. I love it. Yeah, it's pretty hot. I don't regret asking. It's pretty sick, man. God damn. What a stupid conversation. I think every single conversation we had in this whatever,

how long we've been talking has been just. complete garbage yeah it's just a complete fucking nonsense I'm just saying guys if you

had sharp punches no one would be able to deal with how sharp your punches are of course of course not of course

you're if you have powers at all you're better off than everybody else you're not better everybody off you're not you're not better

what are you talking about if your power was that if you got too excited you would explode you couldn't touch your dick you couldn't

that's not a power That is a power. No, it's not. That sounds like a fucking defect. It sounds like a fucking disease. It's a power too. It's not a power if it's a defect. Your explosion is a powerful explosion, so it's powerful.

No, no, no, no. It's not a power if it's like almost purely detrimental. That's not exactly true. That's exactly true. That's not exactly true. What do you mean? Because Kyle Ken is a power and it's very detrimental. Shut the fuck up.

You goddamn. You got anime shit, you nerd. You fucking weed. Listen. I'm not a fucking weed, right? You dumb dummies, right? Don't fucking talk to me like that. Listen, it's not a power if it's pure, if it's.

That's not true. Cyclops has powers. He has his eye beams, but he can't look at things. He'll eye beam him to death. That's very detrimental. So let me put it this way. If somebody has, if someone has COVID, right? And their body is being torn asunder.

but because they have COVID they can give it to anybody therefore it's it's a power because you can you can destroy people that's not how it works well I mean you powers are something that's pretty powerful dude powers are inherently something that your body can't do you have enough they're like abilities that's it it's an ability where powers are for the most part do you have the ability to cough at somebody and then like within three weeks everyone has that ability that's a common thing even fucking animals cough you dumbass so that's not a power what are you talking about The coughing isn't the power

The power is like what the cough does, dude But anyone can do that Everything people can do that doesn't make it a power No, what do you mean? It's a common thing that can be done If you have COVID It's a common thing Okay change the disease, make it AIDS All right, okay

Yeah Anything Anyone can get AIDS No, not anyone can cough AIDS into somebody No, if you could cough AIDS into somebody. No, if you could cough aid to somebody That's ability, that's kind of a power Oh my God, oh my God It's the same thing

It's kind of a power action I'm not thinking about it. No, it's not. Because you can't spread AIDS normally through other. You have to do it through what you call it through blood or, through blood or excrement, right? You're such a shit. You're the worst.

I'm right, dude. You're just, I am literally right. It's not. I mean, look, Chris, you cannot pass AIDS to people in, only going to pass eight people in two ways, right? If you, if you are a brand new motherfucker and you got the ability to pass AIDS through touch,

you got to touch someone's testicles and they get AIDS. You got to. ability right there, bro. You're enhanced. What if he doesn't even have AIDS himself? He can just give people AIDS by touching their groin. Is that a power then? That's definitely a power. It's not a good one. But if he has it, guys, but this is what I'm saying. If he has it, right, if you have like a deadly disease, that means theoretically you have power because you can give that deadly disease to other people and destroy them. That's not what it means. I'm talking about having. That's kind of what Powers, not power.

I have the power to break someone's nose. That doesn't mean I have powers. I can just break someone's fucking face. That doesn't mean anything. I'm talking about having an ability that's abnormal to other people's, whether it be mystical, like supernatural or something like that. And let's say I have the power to jizz fire. That's a power.

That hurts. That's not useful. It's never useful, actually. but it's a power. No, but does it hurt you though? When you just fire, it sets your dick on fire? Well, no, the whole, my whole, my whole fucking, the lining of my, the end of my peepe, that'd probably be on fire. See, so see, that's the stipulation, though, because that it's not hurting you.

It's not a detriment to your own health where getting too excited and exploding is just like, what's the point? Now, you can't really consider that a power just because it affects other people. No, it's a power because it's not what you call it. It's an ability that is not like it's an abnormal ability. I guess it just sounds like a It's detrimental. It's just detrimental to you, but it's still a power. I guess.

I mean, so let me ask you this guys. Are we creating the new age X-Men? Is this like the reboot? Like in these are the castes? Are we building a cast? Is that what's happening right now? You have a guy with a person. The man who explodes when he gets too excited.

the man who jizzes fire yeah fucking passing AIDS through touch the man who says the end word and becomes invincible temporarily the white man

the white man who screams the end where they becomes invincible but he's a good man and he's not prejudice what's his name though sometimes to save people he has to scream the inward and run into

imagine this could you imagine there's a bunch of a family and a fire like an apartment that's on fire and the fire fire is like we can't save them and he's like, I gotta do it. So he walks up and he screams the N-word as loud as he possibly can.

He becomes a B with his power. He can't be killed or hurt. And he runs into the building, but then there's a black family in there. Yeah, but see, he's just like, oh, man. I had to do this to save you, I swear. I don't hate you at all. But I got to scream it again. I can feel my powers are fading.

That's amazing. And he screams it again. And then he grabs somebody takes him to safety. That's fucking awesome. It's like Shazam, but nigger. Dude, I made something pretty cool this now. That was off the top of my head. That's pretty impressive.

I'm proud of myself. That's pretty good. I mean, you shouldn't feel proud of, but that's pretty good. I'm proud of myself, though. I'm proud of myself, though. I never said, you know, I never said you were, and I'm just saying you shouldn't be. All right. I like, I like where this is going.

So how about there is, there's a, there's a, there's a niggle wizard, right? And no, no, no, no, no. he's the hard he's the hard R he's the heart he's the righteous hard R should that be it? Oh my God

I'm not gonna give I'm not gonna give these people names I don't have the energy to give them names I like it a lot I'm involved You're invested He has too much at stake now I might have tried dyslexically write this out

I might try to do that You should Oh my God Yeah commission a comic cover page Oh my God These people have Gabby or Smokey fucking draw out a bunch of panels for me. And I'll just be like, why?

Why am I doing this for you? Like, it's worth it. Trust me. We'll be big someday. And make sure the guy looks like Chris Raygood. Oh my God. Yes. Definitely don't do that.

Yes. Definitely do. I'll make him thinner than Chris. So his, um, so every shirt he wears, you could see that his stomach dips in and his ribs are protruding out. It'll be fantastic. And your lips will be, your face will be slightly. sunk in.

Why slightly? Because you're not dying, but like, you could probably really use a good meal, you know? Yeah. So you're being invincible, it would be that more crazy because it'd be like, oh, this is a contrast to the visible stimulus I'm getting, you know? I know how to create characters.

I've dabbled and stuff. Yeah, I mean, I guess you have. I guess that counts. Whatever, whatever it is you just did. Yeah. I've dabbled, you know? I've dabbled. Let's move on to some questions, huh? I forgot we're supposed to do that.

I forgot we had the podcast. I thought you... I thought you were at my house. I thought you were at my house talking to me. And I realized I'm in my room in front of my fucking setup. Damn. That is basically what this is. People are just like listening into it just a conversation that we would have at this point.

Very true. Yeah. That's purely, that's all this is. Let's, uh, all right, let's move on to some questioniones over from the audience who is generously supported us. Remember, by the way, if you support us on patreon.com slash the snark tank at any tier. You get the raw art merch for free. Never mind. I read the wrong thing at the same time. It's got this, cut this out. Remember, by the way, if you support us on patreon.com slash the snark tank, you can have your questions right on the show. Also, you know, so don't, don't be shy.

Come on over and, you know, give us some cues so we can A them, you know. All right, what do we got here? Mario G... God fucking damn it. These names are so long that I can't see them. You're not brave enough. You were out of luck.

Now it's time for you to die very motherfucking rough. Now it's time for you to die very rough. I'm a big bear, big dog. I'm a boy. I'm a brother and a babe all the night. Such a terrible. I've fucked you, niggum.

Don't you run from me, tiny nigger You are not gay enough That's a dick enough We're about to fuck Now I'm about to put my dick in your butt All right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right. Purple cucumber wrote in, he said, Hey, howdy, Sweene, and the Dream Team.

Yep. I've been trying to think up a not dumb or cringy as fuck question, so let's see if I made it in this time. What is likely the worst you've been in trouble? Wait, what? The fuck? You guys got to write better, man. I'm dyslexic.

I can't handle this. What is likely the worst you've been in trouble since you became an adult? I don't mean like with the law, but like what made you think, oh shit, this is bad. I'm so fucked. Be it if you made someone mad, popped off at a party, or just done some dumb shit. Much love. Keep up the podcast. Oh, I can tell you that right now.

That's easy. Really? When I was, so my, so me and my girlfriend share pretty much everything, right? So, when I thought I ordered my computer, I thought I used her card by mistake to order it. So she would have been like, why the fuck did you spend $2,000? And I'm like, uh, amel beads. Because I fucking... But what you go?

There's one time I ordered... There was one time that my debit card wasn't working, and I mistakenly ordered something using her deborick card. And I didn't know for a while. And then, like, she was like, dude, I got, like, my credit card statement came in. And, like, this, something was, like, ordered that was, like, pretty expensive. And I was like, oh, no, but by that time, I spent all my money. I was like, oh, I just thought I had an extra, like, $150.

And I was like, she's going to kill him. My girlfriend is violent. I love her, but she gets, she gets, she gets, she gets aggressive, you know? Wow. Are you saying, are you saying your girlfriend beats you? You're in an abusive relationship, huh? I wouldn't say abusive. I would say sometimes she gets rather heated.

Yeah. I wouldn't call it abusive. I mean, it's usually, like, he usually leaves my face intact, you know? It's like, it's totally fine. Like, I don't know. Don't judge me, all right? You guys, you guys have all been in it. So you guys all have been where I am.

But yeah. But not really. Nah, not really anything. That was me just josh and I don't really, I don't really get in trouble, honestly. It's kind of safe, live a safe life. I'm a gamer, you know? Yeah, I, you know, I try not to get in trouble. I find myself in trouble quite a bit.

There's, there are, I have stories that maybe in, in due distance from proximity and, like, relevance that I will probably tell. But I can think of, like, a couple of occasions, specifically one time where, I fucking, I had to get a new phone or whatever because my phone died or whatever and I ended up at like a Verizon and I was like getting, all right, I was like, hey, a new phone, all cool. And then I couldn't, I had lifted there

but I couldn't lift back because I just didn't know any of the shit and it like didn't sink over from my new phone so I had to like walk like, I think a really long time in like sweltering LA heat. I think I was like walking for like four hours because I had to walk from like a Verizon to my apartment that I didn't expect to have to walk to

so that was pretty rough but oh yeah and I couldn't buy anything because I couldn't the fucking Apple Pay didn't work so you were starving lovely thirsty and hungry yeah it's pretty bad

it wasn't ideal I I thought I would be able to just lift back but uh I was wrong. Yeah, I don't have very many stories. I think there was just like I... Right now with Ram Trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, get a low mileage lease on the 26th.

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Take delivery by 331. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan & Morgan,

which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion. 1. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. God. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I was returning home from a party. I saw this girl walking down the street and I got her with a little bit of, what is it called?

Chloriform? What is that? Is that right? All right, let's move on. Let's move on to Mario Judah. The next question is Mario Judah is just Tom Sweeney in the New Year's video where he broke. I can't finish it. It's just cuts off the screen.

I'm sorry, dude. You gotta shorten your guys' names. Hello, hello guys. I'm thinking of starting to record my own music soon. What, if any, advice do you have with equipment for recording each separate instrument? If one won't do it for drums, but one will do it for bass, what's needed for drums? Honestly, I'm really not good at recording my own music.

I only focus on acoustic guitar, electric guitar, and my own voice. I don't even do drums and shit. Derek has more experience with drums and like fucking naturally like making proper tracks. You just did Territime. Yeah.

Right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I wanted to do it with you, but you fucking were M.A. Yeah, it was pretty bad.

I was like, uh, still in New York and I didn't have as much equipment as I wanted. Bitch, I just need some raw vocals. I would take their rest. I was like, oh, god damn it.

It was pretty, uh, it was pretty, it was pretty, because I was, uh, I've been working on another cover, this Kill Switch cover.

And it's been, it was just giving me, uh, it, I was working on for almost the entire month of October, and it was giving me so much problems I needed to take a hiatus. So then I was like,

I'll just do that since Halloween's just right around the corner. So it was really spur of the moment. That's why I asked you so late. Oh, yeah. But it was just like, I'll just fucking just do it real quick, put something out, and then I'll go back to the other one because I'm still learning all this recording shit, man. And it's, uh, I'm not like a perfectionist,

but if something's off, I have to fix it. And like, it's fucking, it's, uh, what do you? you use? Huh? What do I use? Well, yeah, like, what do you use to, like, record, like, the drums and shit? Okay, so, well, right now, um, so I've been avoiding doing the drumming, the programming, but, uh, there's some good programs out there, like, uh, a cheap one's called get good drums that you can use, uh, but right now I'm lucky that I found, uh, this dude, Alexander P,

he does, like, a bunch of drum covers on YouTube, uh, mainly, uh, his slip-knock covers that have, like, millions of views and shit. And, like, I just found them by chance and, and, I've been working with him, so that's, like, the coolest thing to do if you can, if you can get lucky enough to find somebody to work with, so you don't have to fucking deal with programming them yourself. And then, as far as recording, I bounce back between Reaper and Audacity because I really only use Reaper when there's a plugin that it's not 64 bit because it says Audacity is only 32 bit. And so you can't use plugins that are 64. and it's really frustrating because I'm a simple guy. I'm like, if I could get away with this using a simple fucking program, like Audacity, I would just use it all the time.

But there's some better plugins that just they're only 64 bit only. Anyway, I've gotten so much better just by watching fucking YouTube, dude, where it's like, what are the best plugins for bass, for guitar, for this, for that? And I recently bought like an amp that's like a shitty version. There's this thing called a Kemper. and basically you could like put a bunch of sounds it'll emulate almost like any sound and stuff but I bought like a shitty version of what a Kemper is

where I can just pretty much use any sound they're called the impulse responses and I can pretty much have any tone I want for the most part and so now like my guitar sound pretty good and that's why like I'm getting better if you go back a year and listen to my Billy Eilish cover versus now it's like night and fucking day It's like night. It's like night and day.

So honestly, the short answer would be Google YouTube, actually, search on YouTube what you fucking need. If you, whatever you need, oh, I need a good drum program or I need this or that. There's all these assholes out there that with a plethora of knowledge with whatever genre you're trying to do. And that's how I've gotten decent. Like I feel confident enough to where I think I'm going to start working on an instinct cover, tearing up my heart. and that's a great yeah

and I was thinking of like because I talked to Jonathan Young and I said hey I'll hit you up when I feel confident to actually because I don't want to work with him when I like with my shit sounding like shit and so but I feel good enough to where I'm like I think I'm going to hit him up and see if he wants to jump in on this

like do like the second verse so I'm pretty excited yeah man I'm pretty excited but John's super fucking good at that shit like he's like a savant with that that nonsense that's exactly why I was I was like, man, I don't want to, because somebody tagged me when I released the, what was it, the waiting for tonight. And that still was me kind of learning shit. I actually didn't even, there was some stuff that I could have done better.

And I redid it. And actually, I just submitted to Spotify, so it'll be up in a few days. But, oh, it's a cover, though, right? Like, so you had to go through that weird. Yeah, I'm, um, uh, would you have to go through again? I used, uh, I used Distro Kid. Yeah, yeah, Distro Kid. Yeah.

And Distro Kid seemed like the best one. So yeah, I did the channels of what I have to do to go through it. And, yeah, it's, I mean, it says it takes like five days to get up or some shit or whatever. At least that's what it says. So it's a crazy experience. But man, to make, like, if you go to my black metal channel and listen to what's on there, like, this is, I'm using shitty equipment. And it sounds decent. So you don't really need that much stuff.

It's just really about time that I didn't want to put in because I don't fucking care about being a producer. I don't care about it at all. Yeah, yeah. I can't mix for the life of me. Yeah, it's... So, like, I just give it to other people. That's what I want to do, but I just don't know anyone... I don't know anyone personally that's just like, oh, let me...

Some people reach out to me, but they've also... I'm like, oh, I don't think that they are gonna... They're gonna mix it in the way that they hear. That's the biggest problem. They're gonna mix it in the way that they hear it. And then it becomes kind of like a thing where it's like if they're not paying for... If you're not paying for it, you'll just be like, okay, thanks. But if you're paying for it, then it becomes kind of a back and forth thing, like,

oh, no, I hear this differently. Could you do this and you give them notes? And I hear nightmare stories about shit like that all the time. But I don't know, man. Good luck to whatever the dude's going to do. Whatever he's going to fucking do, man. Just put shit out and then just, as they say, get good. Yeah, just try, man.

You got to suck before you're good, you know? Like, that's just kind of part of getting good. Yeah. It's just sucking a lot. Yeah. Dude, these past two months, I've learned so much shit. It's ridiculous how much I didn't know as far as recording goes. And that I even just downloaded this mastering plugin that tells you the exact levels of your track.

So it's like, all right, if you need it uploaded to Spotify, you need it to be right here, like say, minus 14 dbs that's the sweet spot for it and then it shows you exactly where it's at oh that's yeah so it's you got to send me that all right yeah yeah it's uh i'll send it to you it's fucking it's it's this some crazy shit that i've this i never wanted to do it i refuse doing it for the longest time but i mean you kind of you kind of have you kind of have to just kind of start wetting your toes a little bit you know yeah but yeah if things get better if like if the channel blows up or something then fuck it deal work with somebody else.

Yeah, why not? And that's, that's, uh, yeah, Sweeney doesn't make music, so. We will, though, we will, we will, we will fucking make music. I'm gonna force it. Yeah, we gotta do, we gotta make that, uh, we gotta have a ridiculous, uh, a rap group. Oh, I'm fucking down, dude.

I'm so down. I'm absolutely down for that for some fucking, absolute fucking fuckery. Just some nonsense. Yeah. We could probably make an amazing, just bullshit music. music project, I think, honestly. I'm fully confident in that.

I had a rap group in 2001 and then we brought it back in 2008. It was complete bullshit. It was called the Ice Hollas and I think our, I don't know if it's online. There's this track called Sydney girl. I want

the listeners to check it out. I hope it's on YouTube because it's the stupidest fucking thing but it's one of the most proudest things I've ever made just because it's just the worst raunchiest like shit like it just like what my favorite line from it says pika pika pika chew I want to lick you up and down when I pee on you that's like my favorite fucking thing I've ever written in my entire history of music uh so I'm down dude I'm fucking I'm down to just write some just the stupidest shit

and uh everybody send us your beats I would love to write just a fucking garbage song Just fucking ignorant Send us your beats We can do like a metal song where we just fucking say the most terrible shit All right let's Let's be down for that I'll fucking down

Let's not give away our plans here It's gonna be big moves guys Let's you wait man Justice of the Adams Roden Says hello Richport Black Sabbath and Jerk Hut I have a question for Derek

and Sweeney. I love Spider-Man. I can't wait to play Miles Morales, but I think it would be amazing if Miles said the N-word on the regular, using it as nouns, adjectives, verbs, all that shit. Throw in some New York slang and I would pay an absurd amount of money just for that. What do you all think about Miles sounding like a hood kid from Brooklyn? I don't think he just sound like that. I don't think he's sound like that at all. I don't think you should sound like that either. He's, well, he's, is he, he's Brooklyn, yeah. He's a Brooklynese, yeah. Hmm, yeah. So he's from the hoodie hood hood hood.

he's from bedstai he's from like the the hood is part of new york oh really but like wait really is that really where he's from like can i see some betsypherson yeah he's from betsypherson yeah he's from bettsin and cap is from flatbush other the other just most nigified part of new york but i don't think he should say that because like i'm i am a black latino kid that grew up in new york and when i was younger i definitely didn't say that n-word much he also comes from a family of people who are i like him saying it or him acknowledging the word would be something that would be like probably should happen like he should understand the word exists or he what like in spider man miles morales or like like someone's saying it to him like yeah i don't

really fuck with that word like i don't dr octopus i don't really say that you know i found you nigger dr octopus just calls fucking nigger nigger that would be so that would be so wild just to see like a fucking some asshole in like a rhino suit right now with ram trucks declaration of deals well qualified current fca lessees get a low mileage lease on the 2026 ram 1500 bighorn crew cab four by four for 369 a month for 39 months with 4,09 due at signing tax title license extra no security deposit required call 1 877 ram 5722 for lease details requires dealer contribution and lease through stalantis financial current vehicle must be registered to consumer at least 30 days prior to lease to qualify extra charge for miles over 32,000 500. Not all customers will qualify. Residency restrictions apply. Take delivery by 331. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome.

I think I saw billboarded years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, Somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. Just call Miles Morales the N. That would be just so fucking out of place. Hey, you! I'd be hurt. I'd be hurt. I feel like Norman Oswald is the most fucked person,

and I feel like he would call him to N-word. I thought Norman-Oz-Mor would call him to N-Whor. I thought he would actually say that to him. Dude, the green goblin. Like, the green- No, I feel like Norman would, because Norman's a rich white man. Yeah, but... He would just say it.

He would say it, but it would just be like, oh, what an asshole. But there's something about, like, the flavor of the green goblin. Like, you little nigger? Like, you get, like, you, nigga. He's laughing his ass off. He called this black kid to N-word, and he flew away, and he's laughing himself to tears, bro. Calls him a, nigger. He's crying.

He's crying in his Power Rangers mask because he's gliding into the night sky, like a, like, fucking E. at the end. That's so fucking, that's so vile. That's such a vile. I would love to see that. Or I feel like Carnage would call him that too. I feel like Carnage will call him before he kills him. I feel like Carnage isn't even socially aware enough to understand that that's

a particularly hurtful thing to say to someone. I feel like he would, I feel like he's probably the least prejudice because he just kills people. He just kills anyone. So I feel like that wouldn't even be sent out across his mind. You know, Mysterio would do? He'd be like, why would I call you that? Who is the most canonically racist Spider-Man villain, do you think?

It would definitely be Norman Osborne. It would definitely have to be. It would have to be him. Do you think so? Yes. He's a... Think of it like this. He is a rich, super elite white man. No.

From the best part of Manhattan. And he just does the most fuck shit. He also became... He almost became president. He was mayor for a little bit. He's the worst. He's a bad person. I feel like... something about

Scorpion really like Scorpion? Yeah, I don't know what it is. I think it's just something about it. I don't even know how to put it into words really.

I think the big tail. The big tail is based of races. I feel like I don't know what, it makes perfect sense to me for some reason. No, look, I got the top three races in the Spider-Verse.

So number one is tombstone because he wears those Nazi pants. Like, what is he wearing those Nazi pants for that have that? You always see those SS uniforms. I have those tombstone is a Russian dude, right? Is he a Russian? I think he's Russian. Yeah.

I don't know what. Yeah. I don't know. Well, I mean, he's whatever. Whatever the hell he is, but he wears those SS pants. Like, I don't know who other wears that other than Nazis. Like, those things were like, it's style when Nazis were in style. So I would say he's number one.

Number two, I would say is vulture Just because he just looks like a skinhead He's like, yeah That makes perfect sense Angry Yeah, like old angry Shaves his head And number three, it's the potential

I would say Mysterio Because you can just like Really like put like racist imagery everywhere And he could put the You can put nigg on his helmet And that you're just staring at it While you're trying to fight him No, no

No, no Mysterio's not racist I feel like Mysterio's too pussy to be racist I know he's too pussy too pussy. He just has the potential. Mysterio. I feel like Shocker would be racist. Shocker.

Shocker? I feel like Shocker would say to Edwin why he fucking energy blasts you. Shocker definitely listens to talk radio. Like without a fucking doubt. Who else? There's a bunch of Spider-Villers. I don't think Mysterio's racist. I think Mysterio, if anything, is probably like super progressive,

but still even. Yeah. You know, like I bet he's like the kind of of person like he he he refuses to make uh illusions of black people because he feels like it's digital black face he's like he's like he only he would only make an illusion of a black person if the black person does fit naturally he would never force the move he would never force it he'd be like i'm not i'm not this person i'm not this kind of guy i'm not gonna have these people who went through so much go through more shit because of my stupid schemes i don't want a black person

getting shot dead because of them he's being one of my illusions He dies. I'm not going to be that guy. I stand corrected. So if not, hmm, okay, so not, we'll take,

so shockers. Osborne, dude. Osborne, dude. Osborne. Oh, Camelian. Yeah, Osborne.

Camelian becomes a black man just to say to Nick the word Nick all the time. Yeah, yeah, no, totally. That's totally something he does. No, but you see, Camelian definitely does it.

Venom. Venom would be racist. Eddie's not a racist. Eddie seems like he could have been racist. Eddie, what if Eddie's not racist? If a racist. Not racist. Eddie's not racist, but Venom is.

That'd be weird. The thing about Venom that would be confused. Like, the thing about Venom is that, like, Eddie was a progressive, like, news report. Like, he would, like, he's a progressive dude. So I feel like he wouldn't be racist. I feel like, I think it would be, I think it would be the Carnage symbio. I think the Carnage symbiotee so much. And then the racist, the racism is starting to leak in a Cassidy's mind because of him wearing a symbio.

All right. Here's my real, my real. list. I feel like it's Kingpin, Vulture, and Norman Osborne. I think those are probably the most racist people. I disagree with that. And they came to his racist? Kingpin? Oh, yeah. I think he's he's just another rich, powerful white guy, right?

Yeah, but I don't think... He came from the bottom. He came from the bottom. It doesn't matter. He probably was around all the black kids, like, going through all the bullshit and he was probably his homies, you know? You know how many racist people are also at the bottom? Like, come on. That's true. But look, he's not, I don't, I don't, I don't believe these. Electro. Electro is a homophob, for sure. He's like, fucking pits.

He's Mike Pence Oh my God He's Mike Pence Oh my fucking God Yo remember fucking homeless Dr. Manhattan And fucking Spider-Man 2 Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Or J.B. Foxman He didn't deserve that He didn't deserve that role Apparently he's coming back There's like word of him coming back Which is wild That's so bad I don't know why you would do that

Is he gonna be like I'm afraid Charles Definitely come back He definitely come back long as he's done well Right now with Ram Trucks Declaration of Deals Well qualified current FCA lessees Get a low

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Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. It can't be done well because it was already fucked. By not the same person. It doesn't matter. I'm going to see Jamie Fox's Electro, and I'm going to remember everything wrong with it, and then it doesn't matter how good they do it.

I mean, you're just being dumb, but okay. No, it's like reality taints, you know, it's going to have some kind of impact on how you feel about a character. It's like, it's like if you had a Spider-Man movie where Spider-Man, I don't know, fought Eddie Brock, right? And Eddie Brock got busted for fucking child porn.

You couldn't make Eddie Brock the fucking, hero in the second movie, you know? Yes, but those are two different things, Chris. Those are two very different things. Nah, it's the same. Character, I had not having the best written roles, a character being convicted of having

excessive amounts of child pornography. Where are you at right now? I'm in the real world where this is a problem, Sweeney. I don't know if you want to acknowledge it. But it's real. It's happening under our noses. The child pornography is a problem, but just having a bad role is not worse. your life being tainted and tarnished, dude.

You gotta calm down. Guys, guys, we, I disagree. Can we at least agree that the most racist character is shot Uncle Ben? Can we at least agree on that? Don't you dare put that on Uncle Ben, though. You at least, while he's drawing his last breath, he's like, oh, the niggas got me and then he died. You know what, speaking of people who got killed a little too early,

I could definitely, I've definitely heard Joel say, to N-word, but he's never said it. I've definitely heard Joel blurt out the hard art, but he's never himself said it. Oh my God, all right. Let's move on. And he just like, Ellie's like, Joel, what the fuck, dude? I don't want to open this can of worms again.

That's why Abby, that's why Abby killed him. She's so progressive. You called my dad the hard ars so hard. He became a white man the next game. Pussy Slayer, Pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy. Pussy Slayer 4-2069, wrote in, he says, actually, I have an actual question. I watched The Witch, Hereditary, and Midsummer with my girlfriend, and by the end, I felt like I watched the same movie three times just with different settings and characters.

My friends get pissed when I say this is, when I say this, how do you all feel? So like slow-paced horror movies, I guess. The Witch, Heritory, and Midsummer all different movies. I'll be real, I didn't see The Witch. I didn't see any of those fucking movies. I saw all three of them. You didn't see Hereditary? No, I don't know what that is.

I don't know what that is. Not only, I didn't, I didn't just not see it. I just don't know what it is. There's a good scene where like a kid's head gets fucking, you know. That's pretty cool. It gets detached, bro. Yeah, it gets pretty detached. It's a lot funnier than I think it's intended to be.

But yeah, I don't know. I don't know why anybody would get pissed to you. It's a pretty okay opinion. Like I remember like, I remember kind of not liking hateful eight when I saw it the first time because I was like, oh, this is really slow. But then the second time I saw it, I was like, oh, yeah, you know. Because I knew what to expect. I knew it was going to be slow.

I guess, I guess this argument was the tones were the same. They were definitely similar tones. They were very different settings, though. All of them are pretty different settings. I don't know. I haven't seen, I haven't seen, I haven't seen, I haven't seen the witch. I did see a little bit of midsummer, but the witch. I didn't really like midsummer.

The witch and the witch and what you call it were more, more like actually like paranormal. Herditaire is literally a demon. so was which they were they were like involved with the devil mid timber was a cult that became about like murder and shit so they were all definitely different stories

like very different stories but definitely similar tones so you can say that they had similar tones where they were all like about about like social I'm not social mental problems that started manifesting in real that were had like allegories

in the real world for those characters So yeah, that's true. Say they're the same. It's kind of like, that's like saying that, I don't know, Last of Us and Unchartered are the same. No, there's similar kinds of games, but they're not the same kind of thing. They're close.

They're similar. What else? What else? JFK's headache wrote in. He says, Now that you all have famous rapper on the podcast, when are you all releasing an album together? That's hilarious.

Yeah, that's pretty wild, actually. That was written two hours ago, that question. Interesting. So, yeah, we'll let you guys know. We'll have something. We'll have something. We need a name. I'm sure we'll at least make a fucking song or something.

You know what's going to happen? After, this is what I'm going to say. After quarantine, we got to hit our grind for it. As soon as quarantine's over, I'm going to get a piano. I'm going to remember how to play some keys. And we're just going to do some fuck shit. We're just going to do some fuck shit. We're going to make it happen.

We have a piano. You know that. Oh, we do have a piano. But I don't have a piano. You can just use mine. But I don't have a piano. Oh, my God. Gucci gang

My Gucci's gang green A.k.a. Simp on Head wrote in. He says, hey fellas, it's you boy. What's that? You all ever smell rain on asphalt before? Turns out it's a chemical called What is it? Petrichsler? Petritchler?

Petrishler? Petrishler? I don't know what the fuck. I can smell it. That humans evolved to be sensitive to to detect water and rainstorms. Kind of neat, right? Uh, no. Can you smell?

Can you smell when it's about the rain on concrete? I, uh, smelling is with your, like, nose, right? Like, I, I, I, I need you, I need you to take a step back. Huh? Re-evaluate your senses real quick, because you said it smells your nose. So that means you're clearly already, you have some problems. I'm very clearly a human being.

Oh. I think, so here's the thing. The fuck how the statement is that? Just shut up. Listen, let me, let me explain. Yeah, what's happening No, I can't I don't know what any of this means

You can't smell, can you smell Rump rainfall, Derek? I think it's a black people thing Actually though Oh what? I think you know, like I'm not kidding I think it is like a black person thing that usually can do it

You're talking about My whole family can do it And only the what you call it And when I lived in like Fischco Only me and the brown kid One brown kid and another black kid could do it too Because I would talk about it

Like whenever I play in basketball And we're on the court I'd be like It's about the rain And everybody's like What the fuck are you talking about I'm like yeah You could tell too

And I'm like, yeah, and we happen to be two black people. And then the darkest Indian kid can tell as well. Wait, I am. It's really weird. Wait, hold on a second. Okay. You, you would smell it when it was about to rain. Yeah.

It would have a certain smell. Yeah, no, that's not what it is. He's asking, like, y'all ever smell rain on asphalt before? I mean. Did you, did you read the whole, Chris, read the whole thing again, and then you're going to understand what I'm talking about. No, I know what you're talking about. I just, is it... It's that.

It's literally, it's that. It's what you call it. It's a drop in temperature. It usually makes the asphalt have a certain smell. And it happens before it rains. A pleasant smell, so the chemical that he said, Petritcher, or whatever the fuck, Petrature.

A pleasant smell that frequently accompanies the first rain after a long period of warmth and dry weather. That's why I'm moving that people are like, there's a storm coming. But so it's actually not just rain on asphalt because it requires there to be a long dry period. Really? I'm supposed to only on asphalt. Well, that's the,

definition of it. I don't know. I've only smelt it on what you call. I've only smelt it like on basketball courts or actually on the street when I'm playing football before too. So yeah. I definitely, especially when streets are on the asphalt much newer, I know exactly

what they're talking about like say when there's the rain. It's raining and I smell that. I understand that. But I don't know what the hell he means about the evolution in this or whatever, what he's talking about. It sounds like, it sounds like nonsense to me, but I don't know.

Yeah, you can smell what's about the rain. I've done it before. I'm sure. I'm sure I'm not imagining. I can feel when it's about to rain. Yeah, it gets colder, like a little bit. Well, I mean, the biggest indicator is the fucking clouds. I mean, that's usually the biggest indicator.

No, no, no, but even if you're not, like, if you're, if you're like, I don't know, like, I could tell, like, when I'm in my basement in my, in my parents' place where there's, like, no windows and shit. Like, even before I've seen the same. guy I can kind of... Oh yeah, the drop in temperature for sure. I can kind of tell. It's not even the drop in temperature. Like, I think, um... I don't know, this is weird.

This might sound really insane, but like, I feel like I feel it in like my fillings and shit. Yeah, an intuitive feeling. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe it is that. I feel like it's more than just that, but like... It's probably not that. Yeah, it's probably not an intuitive feeling. That's like weird.

Yeah, it's just like I kind of know... I kind of learn to associate it with like when it's going to start raining. Because people that have on metal pieces in their body, like, I know a girl that like blew off part of her face and then she got like face reconstruction and she has like a metal like part of her like her um the part of your the part of your face that holds the eyeball in like like right around there Jesus fucking Christ and she was like every single time it's about to rain she gets a slight headache because it gets colder and the metal feels that more than your bones would and just like oh shit it's about the rain it's like some people they get like metal hips when it's

about the rain and the hips start to ache that's so weird that's really uncomfortable I don't like that. Dylan Van Vourin wrote in. He says, What's Up Sentient Vivsy Pop drawing, A.I. Simmons 2.0, and Miles Morales, Evil Clone. I recently became a donor after watching Chris and Derek's videos since 2018. Hey, thank you, dude. My question is, if there was

ever a time where you wanted to take up voice acting, what would be your dream roles and why? Also, get Chris on hell of a boss? That's Vivesy Pop show. That's nice. Love the podcast. Thank you for dropping in, finally. That's pretty cool. New boy, got new blood in here.

Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know if I could really play anybody that isn't me, honestly. Like, I don't know if I'd be a good voice actor, really. Unless it's, unless you're, I could be like a good, like, H. John Benjamin type voice actor where it's like, oh, yeah, that's clearly just H. John Benjamin, but it works. You know? Like, he sounds the same in fucking everything.

He sounds the same in home movies and fucking Archer and fucking Bob's Berger's. He's the same person. I can't change my voice to fit just anything, though. I can't. So, like, I really don't know. I could do the scout, like, the fucking Team Fortress Scout. I could do that, probably. Yeah, I don't...

I am only capable of changing my voice to other deep voices or things that don't sound like humans. Like, I can't... I can't... So, like, D. Bradley Baker type... type nonsense. Like my moist man? I can make my moist man voice, but doesn't sound like a person. People don't sound like that. No, it doesn't sound like a person at all.

Or I can make my voice sound deeper. I just can't go higher than my range. I can't like. Yeah, I don't know. I thought about voice acting for a while, but I just like, I don't have the versatility in that, in that respect. I can't. Yeah, that's not my lane at all.

I should go on a voice acting. Oh, really? Who? Elliot says me and you should both go into voice acting. He says it all the time. Who? Elliot Herman, one of our friends who does like audio stuff. Oh, really?

Ah, well, I don't know. I'm just like, I don't know. Why would we, we don't have, like, particular... I feel like the thing is it's like... I guess it's good to have, like, an identifiable voice because it makes you stand out, but at the same time, I feel like it's also, like, a detriment. Because every time I hear Nolan North and anything, I'm just like, that's Nolan North. And then it kind of ruins it.

I can't help but feel like that would be, like, every time I would do something, people would be like, oh, it's Chris Reagan, ew. Or something. Yeah. I feel like that would definitely happen. But I would be down to do, like, I don't know. I'm down to do voice acting for anybody, really. Like, I think it's fun.

Big fashion. Yeah, cameos are cool. Like, that's cool. But, like, actually. Like, if I would love to be in, like, a fucking Meat Canyon thing, that'd be fun. Yeah. That'd be dope. Yeah.

Wasn't that supposed to happen or something? Oh, yeah. I mean, like, he'll come to me when he has a good idea. You know, I saw, when I saw one of them, like, at the office, I thought you were in it just by, like, like, uh, because I, I, I don't watch the office, but there was a character and the way he was drawn, I was like, it just looks like a fucking, just a fucked up version of you. And I was like, oh, shit. I was like, oh, shit, Chris is in here. But like, but then I, I, uh, I watched it. I'm like, oh, it's not him. But it look, if, if anyone's seen it, they'll know what I'm talking about,

because like, it looks like, I was like, it just looks like you, but fucked up. The office? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know what the hell it's called, but look up Meat Canyon like the office and uh oh yeah i know what you're talking yeah it was like it was like it was like oh is that chris but i don't know the care i don't even know it's it's it's dwight it's it's fucking dwight for the i saw it yeah i knew in second it was like uh that's the one that's like that he's like that smart ass right yeah yeah well he's like i don't even know he's crazy he's clearly autistic like just it's like one of those things where like you you They didn't write it that way, but it's very clear that that's what's happening.

Yeah. But, yeah, I don't know. Fucking Steve Carrell's nose. That was so good. Mee Canyon is great. He's a friend of the show. He's a wonderful, wonderful, wonderful individual. Yeah, he's insane.

Me Canyon, that'd be hilarious. He's going to do a, what? Oh, yeah, no, we can do. A Mekin for the podcast, that'd be hilarious. He'll definitely get him on. He'll for sure, come on, dude. He's already agreed. We just have to set a time.

Yeah. That's so dope. He's going to do a cameo in my kill switch cover. And just, but I kept, I was like, oh, yeah, sorry, dude. I fucking pushed it back so far. But yeah, it's going to be fun. And you guys get to see him, like, just scream a little bit. So you're pretty cool. Yeah.

Peter, they shot me, nigger. Peter, I'm bleeding. I'm bleeding. Peter. Those niggas shot me. It was a black one. It was a black one. It was one of those black people.

They shot me. It was one of the black niggas, Peter. It was one of the hard oz, Peter. Look, Peter, I don't want to say the N-word, Peter, but... But, you know, it was one of them jungle bunnies, Peter. One of those damn moon crickets, Peter. I keep reading, I keep trying to read these questions, and I keep reading what you guys are saying. One of those spooky spooks, Peter, they shot me. You're going to let me die like this.

Go string them, Peter. All right, all right, all right. All right. All right. Bill Burns hated you, Peter. The Blampy the dangles run, and he says, hey, you three, question, have you ever had a toxic friendship that you had to break up? If so, how did you do it? I recently had a close friend go off the deep end and go completely genuine fascist. He started being really awful and it shattered my heart. I'm so sorry, man. That sucks. That's really unfortunate.

In short, have you had to cut someone off friend-wise? I think, I actually straight up don't think, I don't think I've cut. Right now with Ram Trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, get a low mileage lease on the 26. Ram,500 Big Horn crew cab, four by four for $369 a month, for 39 months, with $4,00099 due at signing. Tax, title, license extra, no security deposit required. Call one, 877,

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Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome.

I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan.

From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit 4thepieple.com for an office near you. People are. I feel like I've had the same friends for a really, really, really, really, really long time. Yeah. Like, you and I have been friends for at least like eight years. Yeah, eight years.

And I'm new. I'm one of the newest people to the friend group. So that's saying a lot. I think. Yeah, yeah. I think there's, there have been some people that I just wasn't really that close with and just sort of ended up not really catching up with, really. But I don't think I've ever had to really cut somebody. The only times that I've really had to cut, cut people off in, like, in a sense where it's like, oh, man, I really got to, this, this, this has got to stop.

It's usually like relationship shit. Yeah. Yeah. It's never like friends Because I feel like I let so few people Be like a close friend to me That I just I've never really had that problem I'm a pretty good judge of character I think

Generally speaking yeah I think there's also there's something to people that the whole like cutting off thing It's a weird thing because It's so rare when something like that happens Because you just you gravitate toward people who have similar interests and who have your sane sense of humor for the most part and so like you can't like what would be

the reason for them to like what would be the reason of cutting them off unless they did something absolutely insane which doesn't happen that often right the only thing like I have one friend that I used to hang out with a lot used to jamming a band with him but he just he just was the he is the the stereotypical depiction of the lazy stoner

Like he embodies everything about it And to the point where it got so bad That even his family was like Like pretty much disowning him His fucking younger brother and sister Like they were doing well They were fucking uh Like one of them was a chef

One of them was like You know they all had great jobs They were killing it And then there was just this one dude That was just being lazy And he would He got mad at me Because I stopped I'm like dude

I don't want to hang out Like your family's no hand with you Why you think I want to hang out with you Like you're not doing anything for yourself. You're just fucking lazy. That's all it is. I've gotten him a job before.

And then he quit like a week later. I got him. Oh, yeah. I got this fuck a gig. There's this East Coast band coming over for the first time to the West Coast. It was like a big deal. And then I wanted to do vocals because I never wanted to be a drummer. So I got him to play drums and I was going to do vocals and stuff.

And then fucking two days before the show, he just was like, oh, I don't want to do it anymore, man. I'm going to like go to college or something. I'm like, hey, that's nice, man. Yeah, go to college to better yourself. But you're not going to be enrolled in two fucking days. Let's play the show. But like, no, he's just, he's that guy. So long story short, I cut him off because I'm like, this guy's a fucking, like a waste.

And he got all mad at me and it was like, he would, people would mention it to me seeing him comment on my Instagram. Like him saying stuff like, oh, look at Derek's too. He's too famous for me now and shit. I'm like, oh, this is embarrassing. I was like, I'm not too famous. I still hang out with everyone that I hung out with what I fucking since middle school and shit. I'm like, it's not too famous. You're just, that's the only thing.

That guy, and it sucks. I wish you would change, man. But fucking, we're like in our 30s, dude. And he's still the same person. That's crazy. I've never cut anybody off, dude. Like, I'm like, I don't know. Like, I feel like, how to explain it.

I feel like I'm not super mature myself. Like, I'm not like a. super like critical mature person. I don't think any of my friends are really. Like no offense to any of you guys. Like I love you guys, but you guys are not like the most mature like grew and changed so radically that I couldn't be your friends anymore.

Yeah. I have like one friend. Chris and I have one friend who was like our friend, but he went to like art school. And he came, he became kind of, he became kind of the thing we used to make fun of when we were younger. So we don't really talk to that friend anymore.

Like he kind of just changed. Yeah, very stereotypical kind of. it was actually pretty jarring because it was like it was the first instance really that I had ever seen in person of like kind of the stereotypical kind of social justice person you know like very like I remember we were talking about aisle of dogs Isle of Dogs that fucking Wes Anderson movie with the fucking

yeah and he was like talking about how like oh it was like bad that Wes Anderson made a film about set in Japan or something and how it should have been like a Japanese director doing it and I remember being like what the fuck is what it was so weird I haven't talked to this

I hadn't talked to this kid in like years and it's the first time that I've seen it and we all used to just fuck around and do insane shit we were so like literally that like that's the shit we used to all joke around about like that's what made it so weird yeah

like even before the whole YouTube thing even before you blow up on YouTube we would all hang out on our friend's basement and dick around about the stupidest shit and the shit we thought we're dumb. Like this is not like something that recently changed about us. But he was one of them.

He was one of us that would do it. Like he would be one of the people that would do it too. And then he went to college and he was kind of changed into that. Yeah. Yeah. And it wasn't even like one of those things

where it's like, oh, you know, people change and they grow. It's like, I think everybody's grown. You know, like I think we've all grown in a lot of ways. But at the same time, it's like, there's certain character arcs that a person can go through, that are very believable, you know, and that occur on like an appropriate time scale. But I just think going from him, the way that we all were to him when we saw him last,

was not believable to me. And it kind of inherently made me think that it was just really not genuine, which was even worse. And I just remember being like, ah, all right. Well, you know, I guess I guess that's that with that. I think some people. But that was already barely a thing at that point anyway. Like we hadn't seen or really talked to him in a while.

So I wouldn't even really consider it cutting somebody off. It was more like, we drifted apart and it's like, oh, yeah, it's probably a good thing. It's got a word, though. I've seen, I think the biggest examples of stuff like that is because since the Internet is such a, you know, it's so open. And there's so many people since we're all on here. all the acquaintances that we accumulated through YouTube, like I've seen that a ton, but any close friends,

people in person, like no, like nobody's really changing that much. Not really. Like all, I'm still like all the people I knew from middle school and stuff. Like I still see them every once in a while. But online,

some of the friendships that I've made, I've seen, and this is the thing that like, you know how there's some people just need to belong to something or find some type of purpose. Like, I'm not one of those people. I'm just, I'm here and I'm doing my thing. But there's some people that are always searching for something. They find a home with, you know, ideologues or whatever, what the fuck ever. And it's like, you think about how many YouTubers that we were cool with versus how, I just saw a post from, remember Croutonty?

You remember that guy? Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So he posted something like, look at all of these anti-Shtw YouTubers that are all now like very like right leaning now like so far like where it was either somewhere in the middle center left center right but now like the vast majority of them and I was just like yeah that is interesting like well what is that or seeing some other people go in the other opposite direction where they're going way more left and like what's what is this because anyone that I grew up with they're just they're relatively the same person even their their beliefs because I always think it's like sketchy. I find it sketchy when I'm like,

I, my morals and my sense of humor were made when I was like a fucking young teenager. Like the shit that I found funny was a teenager, I still find funny now. And the stuff that I believe about like good or righteousness or whatever

and all that kind of stuff, I still believe the same shit. And when I'm seeing these people like kind of shift drastically and I'm like, what's going on there? Like, what's wrong with these people? Like, is there, are they searching for a home?

what do they need and god damn there's so many people that would never talk to anymore and never associate with them anymore because of that very thing and you know what I'm talking about you know like there's certain people that

you would have had no problem collabing with or meeting at VidCon and now you would never talk to them now because they fucking uh associate themselves with really shitty people and uh yeah you know what I'm talking about

you know like there's yeah it's it's it's usually Usually, it's less about association to me and more about like what you, what the role that you're playing in that association is. Like, if you just, like, Billy the Fridge is a great example. Like, you know Billy the Fridge, right? Yeah, yeah. You've probably met him.

Yeah. He talks to literally everybody. You know, he knows Onisian. He knows Leafy. And all, like, a bunch of crazy people that, like, everybody hates, right? But Billy's cool. Like, even though he talks to those people and he's, like, cool with everybody. He's, like, cool with King.

and everybody. I like Billy because he's just a cool dude and he's like really friendly and he's just a really cool dude. And the reason that that's okay by me is just because like he associates with people that I can't stand but like it's not in this weird kind of

there's something about it that's just kind of okay. No, I hear you. He doesn't dig himself into everything that all these, those people do. He just knows them as people and just talks to them and it's fine. I don't see the thing wrong with that. If you, if you associate with like a psycho and you're like on his show

all the time and like basically like acting the part with him, you know what I mean? That's, that's kind of that's definitely a different story. No, I totally, I've 100% agree with you. I think the big example and I wasn't going to name drop, but Andy Worski was probably the biggest example

or like he's a guy that I've done videos and I've been on his channel multiple times back in the day because he was just some normal Canadian guy that would talk shit with his fucking roommate Chris and then he got associated with fucking all those bloodsport alt-right people and not like just like popping poking his head in like I would see you mentioned Keemstar I would see Keemstar do that same thing where I'm like like he's keem's I know Keemstar is there for the drama because he's fucking addicted to that bullshit but he's not like there

to be like oh the white race is awesome or whatever the fuck but like I I saw Worski doing that. Where I'm like, where the fuck did that shit come from, bro? I was like, where that shit come from? He's like, oh, yeah, that actually, all that shit that these, you know, not to say it all makes sense. And I was just like, oh, well, I guess we're, uh, I guess, I guess we're not friends anymore, what the fuck?

Yeah, it's pretty, it's wild. It's weird. That's a real thing that happens sometimes. It's weird. Well, I don't know. Like, how do you radically change your views like that? I don't know. I don't know.

It's because, it's usually people who don't really have a, solid basis for the things that they think politically anyway. It's just sort of like, oh, my politics are purely based on who welcomes me in. Right now with Ram Trucks Declaration of Deals. Well qualified current FCA lessees.

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It's like that, that, what was that case, Caitlin, Balsana, Rano, Rano, whatever the fuck, that, that chick that's been going in on it with Shoe for like a while, where she, like, jumped into the grift, like, now. And she's like, I'm right wing because Trump people were nice to me. and it's like you don't go from like left wing to right wing

just because people are nice to you like that doesn't that's not how that works either you just didn't really have strong opinions yeah I've seen that and and you know that and you're totally right because it's definitely not about the whole you don't have strong opinions

to be to be to be able in order to do that you can't have it's impossible to have strong opinions right but I will just outright say that anyone who's doing that like who's jumping ship to like the right or whatever they saw the dollar signs man that's what i think it is i think i think so too everything that i've seen because i i've seen people that i know personally online as well do that same thing where they're like i'm getting no love on the left

but i'm seeing like once somebody you know oh i'm a woman i'm this i'm that like a minority or something and then they say that i'm a republican or i'm a conservative they get showered with love and praise. And, you know, and I respect people that don't do that. Like, say, I have a lot of respect for Hunter Avalon, man. Like, a lot of people, like, always gave him shit. But I always said from the very beginning when I first met him, he made a video in the height of his conservative views.

He made a video saying, like, yeah, I'm atheist, man. Like, I just don't, I just can't believe in that shit. It's just, it's just I care about truth. and, you know, the truth that he thought there was the truth of the time, whatever, about the conservatism. But, like, just being secular. And that, you know, a lot of people, obviously,

it would have served him to just be like, oh, yeah, I'm Christian, like, like, Dave Rubin. Or he's like, oh, like, God's cool now. God's cool now. God's fucking dope now. Or I'm like, okay, dude. Did you see that fucking Trump shouted out Dave Rubin? I did see that.

But he did? Yeah. I did see that. I was cracking the fuck up. Me too. I was seeing people laugh at the replies. There's like, oh, my God. But, yeah, no, it's, it's, yeah, no, Hunter Avalon's great.

Like, I think, uh, respect. I didn't watch much of him back in the day just because, like, I, I just didn't agree with them. Yeah. I just didn't see that, that much of a reason to, you know, watch. No, totally, totally. Um, to, to be just purely honest. Um, but yeah, no, like, uh, you know, he's been making some videos recently that are,

like, really, really good and really fucking respectable and, you know, he's consistent. and I don't believe that Hunter Avalone is Holy shit That was so loud Did you hear that what the fuck? It was like a bat will be able to just carine into an ice cream truck But yeah

I don't believe that Hunter Avalon does shit For expediency or for like money Like I sincerely think that he's just like These are my real thoughts And I feel like In my experience on the right I feel like that's hard to come by because I feel like most of the people on the right now.

And this was true of the people on the left back of the day. There's just not that many people doing... There's not many MTV decoded. Yeah. Now, right. You know what I mean? And it was just true back in the day, but, like, I just think a lot of the people on the right are just sort of doing it

for the perceived edginess and for the money. And I don't think that's controversial to say. I feel it's definitely not... It's just true. Like, I'm sorry if, like, you like, you like, you like, of these people, but like, I mean... I mean, let me say this. You gotta be realistic.

People don't change their opinions like this. What's funny is that like Dave Rubin, people were like calling him a grifter or whatever. And in order to counteract that point on his show, he kind of sarcastically was like, listen, I'll, if you guys set up a GoFund me and raise one million dollars, I'll bang a chick. What?

And it's like, because he's gay. But to prove he's not a grifter, he asked for a million dollars so he can betray. his own sexuality for money. It's like it's exactly, it's like literally, it's like literally exactly the thing. That's up that you're being accused of.

Oh, so confused. You're, you're being, you're being, literally, you're being, you're being accused. You put a price on himself. Yeah,

you're being accused literally. You're being accused literally of changing your personality, your perspectives and who you are for money. And in an attempt to dispresexuals disprove that, you ask for $1 million so you can not be gay for a little bit.

Like what? Like, how do you not understand? Did he like not understand? I think this is what happened because it's happened before. He probably doesn't understand what a grifter is. He probably didn't understand that. No, he doesn't, he doesn't know what any of those words mean really. Did you see when he reacted to a reactionary where people were accused him, he's like, you're fucking reactionary. And historically, the way we use reactionary now,

like not the literal definition but how we, you characterize a conservative that's just like all inflammatory and like, oh,

you're reactionary. That's like basically when somebody uses that, that's what they mean. Kind of like if they call someone a chud now, it doesn't just mean like those underground things.

It's like right leaning whatever. So he was like, yeah, I'm fucking reactionary. So what? Like he was like he embraced it

and people were like fucking shitting all over them. Yes, of course. I react to things We all react to things Yeah we react to stuff No but like he did this one thing where he was He he got the butterfly effect

Mixed up with the Streisand effect And I was I just Oh no It just like a lot of He doesn't he also doesn't know Rippling effect right Yeah like if you go back and step on

If you go back in time and like kill a butterfly Like you could come back in time and like There might be like a difference in like Evolutionary like characteristics of the species that is in control or like maybe like cities would look slightly different or massively different just because of that one change in right now with ram trucks declaration of deals well qualified current fca lessees get a low mileage lease on the 2026 ram 1500 big horn crew cab 4 by 4 for 369 a month for 39 months with 4,099 due at signing tax title license extra no security deposit required call 1 877 ram 5722

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion,

1. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365.3. thought. Wow.

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And the strides and effect is like, the more you tried to hide something, the more likely it is to draw attention to it. Yeah. And he just, he got a mixed up. He also just doesn't know what the word gaslighting means. A lot of,

I don't. I mean, that's fine, but then like, if you're like I don't know look it up it like he's not new to this like the problem the problem is like you can not know what if you're

like working at like a law firm or something or if you're like you're working at I don't know best buy or you're a cashier or you're like a therapist or any number of things that doesn't have anything to do with like internet shit you know I don't necessarily expect you to know what gaslighting means

because it's kind of a relatively new term and it's kind of an internet term really Yeah. Like, I know it's a real term, like, in real life, but it's kind of a... I don't remember hearing it before, like, 2017, 2016. Yeah, so it's just like... It's a fairly new term. Orion or something.

Like, you know, like... Yeah, no, exactly. But, like, surely he's had to have seen that word hundreds of times by now. Enough to have maybe considered maybe looking at up. Yeah, he doesn't get a pass. No, he doesn't get, like... He, for what he doesn't... you're absolutely right he should know that these terms all of these terms that he keeps

fucking up he should know this stuff and like listen it's just sad man it's sad to see how like i remember dave reuben he's the he's the what do he call himself the classical liberal he uh classical he had that shirt like the last liberal or something he was like supposed to be like a thing to the last jedi or whatever like he was so pimping that like oh they say i'm conservative but i'm gay and i'm this and i'm that and i believe in this and then now he's like having sex with Jordan Peterson and being like, oh, God's fucking chill, bro. And I'm like, oh. It's just so silly.

Okay, dude. Listen, like, we'll wrap this episode up in like a second. But I do want to say just listen. Like, if you're right leaning and you're listening to this, please be aware that like, and I'm doing this for you, right? Where like, I'm letting you know you're being taken for a ride by this dude. like, and I say that with no hint of like condescension because he fooled me too. Like he fooled, he fooled, uh, he fooled me. For a while.

But like, this dude is just not a genuine fucking person. Like he doesn't believe what he says. He just does, he does what he needs to do to get money and to get like shoutouts by the president, you know? Like, that's not, Dave Rubin is so wholesale unremarkable. Just as I am, really, and just as any of us are. There's no reason why he would be shouted out by the president unless he was just specifically trying to be, you know? And he's good at that. He's good at just sort of like being what he needs to be so he can appeal to the exact most profitable audience that he can appeal to.

And I don't know. I feel like, you know, you should know that. Because it gives me no pleasure to admit this because I feel like a fucking idiot. Yeah, but it's just one of those things like how could we have known? and I feel like there's certain people that there's certain people and I feel the same way about like people like Candace Owens where like we knew where she came from and stuff like that and it sucks to see so many conservatives just like up in her ass and they haven't really looked into her they don't know. Oh yeah, they have no idea. They don't even remember social law. Yeah, they don't know anything about that.

They don't know how fake she is. They just hear her saying what she's saying and then they like it. And it's unfortunate like and here's something. Look at I don't have a problem. I don't have a problem with conservatism and conservatives. and the thing is, it's not like I'm trying to, that's why I've never, like, actively try to distance myself. Like, you see a lot of people like,

I swear I'm not, because I'm like, yeah, whatever. I've talked to a lot of conservatives. I don't care everything I'm conservative. I really don't care. It doesn't matter at the end of the day, because I know who I am. Yeah. But it annoys me that there's a bunch of grifters

and people are falling for it. That sucks. And to let you know, I'm like, dude, I could have done that shit too, all right? Yeah, it would have been super easy. I could be fucking rich right now. Just pretending like them. Like that's all they're doing.

They're just pretending. And it's like you guys should just know that and fucking just listen to like real motherfuckers. Whoever's, I don't know who's real out there. But it ain't fucking Dave Rubin. It ain't a lot of motherfuckers that are just jumping shipping. Like the liberals were mean to me. I'm conservative now. I'm like, okay, bro.

Okay. Yeah. At the very least listen to people who have always been concerned. Yeah. Consistency. At the very least. Listen to your Ben Shapiro. I can't stand him, but, like, at the very least, like, I know Ben Shapiro, like,

he believes in it. I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't think he believes what he says, but I think he's been, I think he's been on his boat long enough that he's starting to understand somewhat what he's saying. What? No, he's been, he's been remarkably, he's been remarkably consistent, though. There's, there's no, um, there's no disparity. There's really very few disparities, if any. So, like, at the very least, like, at least he's a fucking actual, you know, but don't

fall for the Rubin shit. like for real like it's it's depressing and next week we're gonna have Dave Rubin on the show and yeah next next next week Dave Rubin will be on the Snartank podcast

our special test Dave Rubin I believe he's going to come out with his I'm officially straight announcement uh yo Pins Pins got to me man Pence got me Pence got to me

he got to me he got shot he shot his dick into like an opposite sex bro crazy Pence came to me he came to me he brought a carpet outside he started rubbing his slippers against the fucking carpet and then he touched me and now I'm straight.

Oh my god, a carpet. He lays down a little fucking carpet, a tiny one like a fucking bath mat. Yeah, a little bath mat. The tiniest bath mat you could possibly. Oh, man. Fucking wild. All right. That's great.

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This is potentially... I don't care about that. Potentially. our last episode under a Trump presidency, potentially. Definitely a possibility. If he loses, I'm just going to be like, damn, later, Don E.T.

And that's it. That's it. I'm not going to really, I'm not really going to feel much of it. My damn, weird, I see. It's been crazy, you know. The thing that's, like, a little disappointing is that what? I don't, I feel like the conservatives aren't going to freak out out, you know, and like as much as,

as the liberals did. Because, oh no, I don't think, I think they will. I hope they do. Dude, yo, when I was in, when I was in upstate New York, um, I saw so many people wearing like these cringy fucking make liberals cry again shirts and like fucking driving their fucking pickup trucks with their... I forgot back home was kind of conservative. Yeah, it's pretty funny because it's like, you have all these people.

They were like, they were, they were just honking their shit. You know, I hope, I hope for it. I need that, dude. I need that in my life. Yeah, you can make these videos about it. You guys can make it some money, man. That's easy money. Just making fun of the fucking conservatives crying.

Yeah. I love, too. One thing I have to say is that I love how fucking upset everyone's getting over. Like, I tweeted this yesterday, but I don't know. All right. Let's save it for next. Okay, got to. Next time.

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