The Snark Tank - #49: Cyberpunk is Just Okay?!

Episode Date: December 11, 2020

Cyberpunk, Logan Paul vs Floyd Mayweather, JLO, roach infestations, The Witcher 3, etc! Does Subway make you a pedophile? Game of the Year? BioWare is dying? Boy golly this was a nerdy and concerning one! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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Hey, look, if they little dead mean. Hey, everybody. Welcome back to the Snark Tank podcast. It's me. It's me. It's all of us. We're here once again with another episode of the Snartank podcast. I'm Chris Raygon.

I'm here, obviously, with Tom Sweeney and some black eye, as you can see. Matamata. Hey. Stop. What are you doing? I don't like that at all. Derek's zooming in. And it's a lot.

We're back, though. We're back. It's deeply uncomfortable. I'm back in black. So what happened last time? I know there was a, what is it, the Jake Paul fight. I didn't talk about that. I didn't really care.

I didn't know who the fuck, like, that that was even happening. I didn't know who this other person was. You're racist? I guess. You don't like sports, so that's why you don't know who. Yeah. I don't like basketball, so you don't know who Neat Robinson is. Dude.

Nathaniel Rob Bingkinson. When we, Derek, you remember when we went to Vegas and we saw Floyd Mayweather? Yeah. I was thinking about that actually. So we saw him. So we saw Floyd Mayweather in a Vegas casino when we went with Jalen. And straight up, I did not know who that was. I just had no fucking idea.

If it's not like Derek Jeter or like Kobe Bryant, I don't know who they are. Just straight up how you know who Derek Jeter is more than fucking Floyd Mayweather. Fucking Derek Jeter has been so fucking, he's been, he was obsolete five years before he fucking retired. You don't know how. A Puerto Rican New Yorker knows who Derek Jeter is. That's exactly what I was thinking. I mean, I guess, but, like, at the same time, it's like... You understand who he was, like, porkin?

Everybody. Yeah, but also J-Lo? For a hot minute. I feel like every... Every person that played baseball was fucking J-Lo for a little bit. Honestly, me too, man. Yo. I was.

Have you seen that implied that lewd of J-Lo? I don't know how new it is or whatever. But it was, like, an official picture she took with very minimal, like, like smoothing and shit and editing where she looks fantastic for being like fucking 5,000 or however old she is. She's like 50 now.

Yeah, she looks fucking really good. I was like, whoa. And it's just like, it's nice to see opposed to like looking at a, the factory machines

of like the Kylie's and the Kardashians or whatever. It was such a contrast. It was nice. Yeah, it is nice. It's not like, like,

Like, Betty White looks terrible for being 46, you know? Like, it's, it's actually really not okay. Can you imagine? What is she just, of just an extreme alcoholic and shit? I don't think alcohol could do that to you. That literally has to be age. She has to get into an aging machine to do that to your body. That's radioactivity at that point.

That's something else, bro. No amount of alcohol is going to age you that intensely. She's weathered, bro. That's just weathering. That's just time. taking a toll on a carbon-based light for him, dog. Yeah, what does alcohol do? Alcohol makes you, like, fatter, right?

Like, that's what that does? Yeah, but it can also age you. It could age you not like that extreme, of course, but. Now I'm thinking about it, it's more of a beer thing. The beer, the gut, the beer bill. Well, because, yeah, the amount of sugar and stuff that's in it. And, and just constantly packing on the pounds and all the wheat. Yeah, I got a lot of, um, I, I got death.

Because I'm the heaviest I am now, but I also have way more muscle than I did, like say, in 2006 when I was extremely heavy, but it was just all beer. It was all fucking 40s. That was one of the worst times in my life where I was sleeping so fucked up to the point where my mom, like, came in the room and was like, are you like on drugs? What's wrong with you? And I was like, no, mom. And then you back in my head, I'm like, no, I'm just pounding 40s. Like, leave me alone. pound in fours with the homies,

then going out and having a circle jerk, bro. It's how you know you're living a fucking great life. That was the dumbest fucking shit, though, 40s because we weren't broke, right? Forties is for broke people that are trying to get drunk quick. Like, just make high volume fucking malt liquor, and it's dirt cheap.

But we had money. We could have bought high-quality beer. And it wasn't until I was, like, my esophagus was withering away until I'm like, oh, I should drink something better. You imagine you pour a drink down your throat And it falls down your body Like your whole body

Like into your skin down your legs Because your esophagus is gone Could you imagine you push it down And it doesn't go down? What do you mean? You're just like, it's like when you fill up a faucet It's clogged It just doesn't go down

And you're like, yo, what the fuck You tilt back over And the whole drink falls out your throat You'd probably die pretty quick If you didn't get it Like if you didn't get it taken care of Because the bacteria would just ravage your fucking sterile organs.

You're fucked up. That's cartoon shit. That's like when somebody eats so much that you could see the food like pile up in their stomach like in their throats. That's like some nonsense. I used to think like when I was a kid I used to think that was possible.

Like when I was a young child and I was like, oh yeah, that's possible, right? It must be. I was like, no, your fucking body throws shit up if it gets even close. Why would the show lie to me? Why would cartoons lie? Why would Scooby fucking lie to me?

I remember I learned that because all those people were like drinking. fucking, what is it, like a gallon or two gallons of milk on the internet or whatever the fuck? And then they would just like... Oh yeah, and all the fat and stuff. Yeah. Just you can't keep it down.

There's got to be one person that can do that though, right? You gotta have a fucking wild stomach. People that are built different. Sure. Yeah. I didn't know. There's a lot of things I don't notice about myself until somebody points it out.

Like, I didn't notice that a lot of sugar upsets your stomach. And then until somebody told me that, I didn't notice that happens to me as well because I'm fucking human, right? I ate a lot of ice cream with my friend and she was like, oh, fuck, I got like a sugar stomachache or whatever. I was like, what the fuck?

And then I realized I'm like, oh, that's why I feel like shit when I eat like a fucking pint of ice cream. I get it. That makes perfect sense. Your body's like, stop. That's too much sugar. It's so weird. I can't absorb all that. That's so fuck though because sugar's delicious. It's so great. We're supposed to also, we're supposed to be, evolutionarily

is supposed to love sugar because it's quick energy. It's really easy to break down. Fattenes you up for the, for the cold, winters, you know? That's why fruits are so delicious and sugary. Yeah, but it also fucks you up. It does. It's supposed to, that's what, if you,

I think we're supposed to have like 25 grams of sugar per day and you realize how little that is. That's really not much sugar. You have like a sandwich. You have like, ah, shit, I can't have any more sugar. Have you have some chicken? You have some chicken. You're like, dang, I can't have any more sugar today. You had this baked chicken.

We might have talked about this already, but like, what was that? Was it Subway that had like the bread that was that was, oh my God, it was like, there was so much sugar in Subway's bread that it was like not legally bred. Yeah, 100%. It's not, it's not legally bread. What is it then a pastry? It's, it's, I don't know. I guess it's more like, um, candy.

Like, yo, I don't know, man. What did you just say to me? I swear to God, this is real. Hold on. Let me look it up. Yeah, this is like a real thing. I saw that actually not that long ago. Someone was talking about it.

And it makes sense because there is something about Subway's items that they use, their meats and stuff. Not great, right? You can go to a butcher shop and you're going to get fucking shit that's infinitely better, obviously. Yeah. But what I liked about Subway was the fucking bread. I would get their Italian herbs and cheese. and that shit toasted, by itself was like, this is fucking glorious.

And then I'll get their shit. Yeah. Like, I could just be, hey, could I just get those fucking breads? Because, and it makes sense. They're so filled with sugar, it just, it's just dancing in your fucking mouth, man. It's great. It was a fucking pastry. That's why.

Yeah, so. It's pretty much a fucking donut. Yeah. And fucking, what was that, that fucking piece of shit, Jared? Like, he lost all that weight because he was eating, like, dumpsters. full of food and then went from that from eating like a turkey sandwich of course you're gonna fucking lose weight

yeah I mean chasing all those kids around the playground's probably gonna lose you a ton of you didn't have to say that dude I literally said it rubbed my face I was like I don't want to talk about him anymore you know what I did why is it why like why does this happen

what like was he was it like okay so this is my thing did he become famous and then meet like Epstein types or was he always like this? I think the big I don't know Hold on. Hold on. I think the big question is, does Subway make you a pedophile? The question is like, the question I think needs to be asked now.

Because like how to fuck? I can't even begin. I can't even. I am so stressed out talking about this. All right. So hold on. This is like, so, okay, so Subway's bread does not fit the statutory definition of bread and Irish court rules. So it is Ireland They're still a country Yeah I assume They got barely They got people

They got people there Yeah Leprecons Yeah I mean is Yeah Are they still separated by the north and south Like I think the north was part of the UK

Or so I don't None of us are educated I'm gonna stop on my head I'm gonna stop on my head Ireland dude I think Well no no no There's a part of Ireland

That was a part of the UK And it wasn't I think it's the opposite maybe I think northern Ireland Was not a part of the The European Union is what I'm saying. The only thing I know. Or the United Kingdom.

Yeah, I know jack shit about Ireland. Irish people talk to me because I don't remember. We're going to get a lot of corrections, I'm sure. They're fucking Europeans. Look, Europe, European get invaded by aliens. And I'd be like, ah, that's crazy, unfortunate. That's your problem. You guys deal with that.

You're fucking prejudice against aliens, man. It just never ceases to disappoint me. I don't, I don't, dude, look, I... We've heard you explain this a million times. We don't need like the 50th explanation of why you don't like alien. What the fuck I'm doing caring about Europeans, dude. That's fair. We have some questions.

We have a question later on that we have a question. I like Europeans, man. We have a question later on that, uh, that, uh, that's, uh, that. You like, fucking Celtic women, that's why. You like fucking, you like fucking Viking girls. That's what. Hey, it's, it's all, it's all good, man. I mean, yeah, Viking girls are, they're awesome.

I mean, Mediterranean, Middle East. It's all good, man. Viking girls? What the fuck is a Viking girl? Like, like, uh, like, uh, like, uh, like, uh, like, like, like, uh, The fucking, they look like Vikings with their girls. Do they exist still? No, but like fucking, like Scandinavian, like fucking.

They have like the, I mean, I'm not talking to a Scandinavian, but like a fucking, like the, still the genes of like this, this, this girl's like a thousand feet tall, blonde blue eyes and fucking, you know, Russian and shit. Her eyes are like that kind of blue that make you feel like you're being watched by the devil. Those kind of blue It's like I do Are you very? No You sound like a black Israelite right now Dude no dude

Seriously I kid you not Like it's just like I know what you're saying There's a side from a meme or anything like that But very blue I scare the living Fuck out of me They look soulless to me They're like I know what you're saying

It's like right before They're blind type of blue Yeah I know your roommate Joe has him Joe has fucking devil's blue eyes And it scares the shit When he scares at me He's a devil I mean that's why he fucking

he gets what he wants He's he like he always He's very like he's a he's a sheister He's fucking he's he's too nice Like he's too nice of a person where I'm like Oh there's something else going on behind the scene Something else there's more story He's way too nice of a guy like I've I've had nothing but pleasantries

Around in his in his presence And I'm like oh no I can't like there's you know like I've seen all of your dark sides I've never seen Joe's dark side He's one of the most pleasant people that I've ever seen He's a good heart He's a good heart of person But like, that's what I'm saying.

Those good ones, man. But here's the thing. You know what they say, right? The killers are quiet. But here's the thing, though. He always, he always, he always, he will always come home with a suspicious amount of free things. To the point where I begin to question like, did you, you stole these? Like, I don't even know if it's on purpose, really.

I feel like he's probably the guy of person was like to accidentally steal. He's the kind of person to like, I earned my degree online. at Arizona State University. I chose to get my degree at ASU because I knew that I'd get a quality education, they were recognized for excellence, and that I would be prepared for the workforce upon graduating.

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and he brings it here and i fucking i use it i use it and then that guy never sees his kids again damn you leaves the state that's a real story that's a tragedy that's a fucking that's like edipus shit It's like Odyssey? Hmm? Epidibius? Edipus. Like that's like fucking Greek odyses and shit.

Yeah. Damn, man. Don't be Greek odyses, bro. But the reason, this is already like way off topic. But like the reason I brought up Floyd Mayweather at all. Oh, yeah. Is because this is real. Logan Paul and Floyd Mayweather are going to fight at some point.

What is it? January, February or something like that? February. February of 2021, hopefully when. I don't know. I'm not even going to say hopefully anymore. Like when we're still in the middle of this shit, this is still going to be going on.

But we get the added bonus of having this, you know, clash of whatever the fuck you even call us. The Titans. Yeah, Titans. Clash of money? Money? Yeah, the clash of money. Clash of money.

Dude. Oh, my God. I can't believe it. I can't believe it actually is happening. where, but Mayweather does like money. That's why he is Floyd Money, Mayweather, Jr. So I get it. I get it, but I'm just like, come on, man.

Yeah. It's going to get paid big for me, dude. Yeah, it's going to be a big-ass event. But it's one of those things where it comes down to us, the consumers, where I wish we would take a stand and not pay for it. Just to be like, nah, no, man. Like, we know what this is going to be. It's a wash.

So let's not pay for it. It's not going to be a wash. Floyd's going to make it last. Well, I think he's just going to have to. What he's going to, Floyd is a performer as much as he's fucking just, he's just smart. He's going to do what he has to do. Kind of like say, remember when that one fucking dude had butted him a bunch? And then when he was like coming up to apologize, he just punched him two times and knocked his ass out.

Like, that wasn't really, like people were really angry about that, but he took advantage. Right, of the moment of the situation. He's just a smart guy. He's going to do what he has to do. And since Logan Paul is just a giant fucker, right? He's just going to dance around until he's tired and then beat him up. I just, I don't, I don't. We're not going to see Logan Paul get destroyed.

Now, like, you see that fucking, that Japanese fucking kickboxer that he fought? And then he kicked the shit out of him. But that Japanese guy was tiny. No, Mayweather just beat the shit out of him quick. Everyone thought it was a towel. it was like oh he took a he took a what do you call it a bribe or what do you call it when you he took a dive he took a die yeah yeah because it was so ridiculous how it looked but it was Logan Paul's pretty big so it's gonna be like all right

he does have knockout power so I'm just gonna evade his shit till he's tired and then beat him up but it's not gonna be it's gonna be like any other match like we're all man what a beautiful I'm sure Floyd could break him down and really fuck him up like and like in like in three rounds I'm sure he can do it. Because, like, if he plays smart, Logan Paul doesn't know how to guard his body at all. And if Floyd gets in a pocket, that's it. He's, he's eating on his ribs the whole fight. But I mean, somebody said, I could be wrong.

Somebody said, like, I forgot I was watching, but they were like, oh, yeah, Logan Paul is going to, Logan Paul's the guy that couldn't even beat KSI, the fucking video game guy. That's the thing that's weird. Like, he didn't beat KSI. Like, why is he fighting playing with her? Yeah. arguably he it was it was close

but then you know he got a point taken away because he probably could have won if he didn't get a point taken away Logan Paul looked better than KSI he looked better like he was definitely but also KSI went from never doing anything to doing something and the Paul's

right they were athletes beforehand so getting into combat sports when you're already into a wrestling combat sport is much easier than not doing anything at all, right? So I was, I'm actually more, I would be much more interested in seeing Jake Paul fight him because Jake Paul, he definitely, as much as I can't stand the person, like, I really can't stand Jake Paul.

He's much more of the natural athlete. Like I saw him do an MMA match. I think I mentioned this when we did the Dark Tank. I saw him do it with like an expert grappling, like, champion, like this MMA guy. I wish I would have looked it up again, but I did it. And he survived a couple of rounds, which was really surprising. I was like, wow, this guy's, I got to give it to him. He's a fucking, he's a natural athlete.

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Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. And I think it would be much more entertaining than... Because Logan, I'm like, dude, just go to your fucking podcast, man. He'll be Joe Rogan for a fucking 12-year-olds. I think that Jake... I think Jake has had training. I don't know about natural.

I like, how do I explain it? I think KSI is a natural athlete. I think for someone to go from where he was to where he is now, that's a sign of someone that can do stuff like that. Maybe. I just, when I look at him, I just don't,

he, he's, when I look at him, it's like, look at his fights. He doesn't have form. He doesn't have good form. Like,

he's really bad for him. And what I, and I know, and I guess that doesn't really mean, that doesn't take away from being a natural athlete. Because there's like, Francis and Ganu in, uh,

in the UFC, who's an natural athlete, you know, came from. Cameroon and he just has his punches are like getting hit like by a fucking truck. Like he has like the hardest punches in the world. And he his his form isn't the best. He's not like a great fucking boxer, right?

But he just, if he connects with you, you're going out for sure. So I see like when I think about natural athletes, I think about this person where it's like the bronze bomber. I think about people like that where they're fucking dangerous even with a little bit of, uh, training, but like KSI, he doesn't, he doesn't have, doesn't have, let's be real. Like, I don't, I'm not an arrogant person, but I, I believe that if I connected clean with KSI, I would fucking knock him out clean. But I think so because, well, I don't have any form or anything like that. I just think I'm, I know I'm much stronger than that guy.

Like, I know that even though he's taller than me and shit, but I, I, I'd fucking, if we were grappling or something, I can keep them down. No. And, like, I don't think there's many people that, like, I know how to throw punches. I used to do a little bit of, I used to do a little bit of kickboxing when I was very small. When I was, like, maybe like, 15, 14, I did a little bit of it. Then I stopped because I saw somebody kicked in a face and I was like, I don't really want to do this anymore. But, like, I am positive.

If I punch someone in the jaw to knock them unconscious, I could probably take their jaw off or knock it out of place. Like, I'm that big and I know how to throw a punch. Yeah. The biggest problem is, right? It's not really all that difficult to just discombobulate a person, you know? Really not hard. All it really takes is like surprise and like a lot of like just, just momentum really. Yeah.

You got to do the step in, then freaking what you call a cross shoulder, straight forward. You're probably knocking somebody to fuck out. Yeah. The only thing you got to worry about is breaking your fucking hand. Yeah. You'll shatter your hand if you punch somebody in the jaw to her. I don't know. A lot of people don't realize that.

You're punching bone. And bone that's much stronger. Your knuckles are way weaker than a fucking. Yeah. Because you need your jaw. You need that. People don't realize that. So when they get in the fights, they're like, oh, my hands fucked up.

I'm like, yeah, you're not just punching meat, dude. Like, you're not. That comes on punching someone. Like, if you're punching a boxer, I'd assume, because I've punched a heavy bag before. And I almost broke my wrist. But like, if you're punching a boxer, who's, knows how to plant their feet, you'll hit them in the stomach and you'll probably fucking hurt your wrist if you don't know how to throw a punch.

If you just let all the forces like sit in the fucking, sit right here, you'll probably snap that shit. You'll be like, whoa, I don't know. I feel stupid. I could never, uh, even when all this, like, YouTube boxing thing was at its prime, like, I thought I would, I thought I would enjoy it because it's like fighting and I like fights. But, like, I think I realized, like, when I was watching a couple of these, these matches,

I realized that, like, I think the thing that I like most about, watching fights is the unorthodox locations that they often take place in, like, over the register at a Burger King or, like, on, on subway tracks. And, like, when it's, like, when it's just in a padded square, it's, like, significantly less interesting to me, because there's just no, uh, I don't know. It's just, like, I just, it just becomes like this weird, like, I'm getting points as opposed to just, like, winning a fight. Um, yeah. Because I've seen, like, I've seen a I like street fights. Those are insane. No, because I've seen, like, a lot of fights, like, boxing matches where it's, like, the person wins, but it's like, yo, they lost.

Like, they were getting dogged on that whole, like, if that was, like, if they had, like, judges being, like, performance-wise, like, oh, like, doing the fucking cue cards or whatever, it'd be, like, the winner oftentimes would have, like, the lowest score. And it's, like, I don't, I don't understand the, the conventions. Like, a 10-point must system. Yeah. They have some systems that are fucking stupid. Yeah, like, the conventions of, like, how they score that is, like, really. baffling to me. I never I just don't get it. I would love

to see Floyd Mather. I would love to see Floyd Mayweather and Logan Paul fight oh my god like on an airport tarmac. Oh my god like some fucking like WD here comes to pain shit where they're fucking like fighting in that fucking back of a parking lot where there's cars and fucking lead pipes.

They got to avoid the gusts of fucking 747s flying by or landing fucking quick action events they got a fucking duck down and grab the grounds and don't get blown away and they go back into fighting. I must admit that is infinitely more

interesting, but the reason like, it's like, oh, these people usually can't come back for more. Because at that point, somebody's probably going to die. So it's like, oh, you can only do it once. You don't have many World Star fights I've seen that probably one of the combatants died. Most of them.

Probably. Most of them. Here's how you know, right? Like, because like a lot of people, like, they're going to tune into this Logan Paul Floyd Mayweather fight purely because of the names attached to it, you know?

Whereas like, people gather around street fights for nobody's. You know, like people gather in fucking circles for like two people that they've never seen before that they have no expectations of. Just to see like, oh man, I wonder if this dude's going to

toss this dude into the fucking power lines. I got to see this. That's fucking crazy. Yeah. People love that shit. Of course. I like seeing organized fights that don't, I don't like seeing ground fights. And when it goes to the ground, it becomes the most boring shit to me. I hate watching grappling fights because it doesn't, it doesn't look fun. I don't know.

Fun seeing ground fights. To me, when I see exchanges, like, what was this name? Like, Rampage, when Rampage is like fucking squaring up with someone and just fucking making their head look like a pez dispenser, that shit is amazing, bro. He's just, he's just beating the fuck out of somebody. It's like, yes. It just feels like this half measure. between like, it's like a society being like, oh, we're too good for gladiator shit,

but we're not so good that we're not going to have two people concuss each other until they die of early, early onset dementia and brain damage. You know, like, it's one of those things that's like, why is it, like, just fucking, at a certain point, you're just like, yo, if you're going to have people beat each other up, yo, just put people with, like, lions and spears and shit at that point. I mean, those are, that's, you see, Chris, you see,

what you're doing is you're scaling too fast. Nah. You see, watching people fight to the death is something called barbaric. No, no, no, no, no, because it's the same shit. Yo, if somebody dies in a boxing match, is that barbaric? That's why they changed boxing. That's what they literally. Hold on, hold on, hold on.

No, we haven't died in a long time, dude, because they changed the rules of it. But they've died. Yes, Chris, back when black people couldn't drink from the same fountains as white people, before that they were dying, Chris. Like in the 20s and shit People were like dying I remember saying like a relatively recent wrestling clip He probably died

He probably died because of the injuries He sustained Yeah Not in the ring Yeah People were dying in the ring bro Yeah I saw a video Some guy snapping his neck in the ring

Chris that was And that must have been some underground shit I think of this little luchador That yeah that died Yeah Um Did he hurt himself? Yeah it was an accident

It wasn't you know Because obviously that shit is scripted So they're not supposed to hurt themselves, but accidents happen, right? That show was a long time ago. Look, you could look at it. Like, I'm sure if you're going like Mexican boxing like under Griffin carms shit, you'll definitely see that. I think the biggest reason, it's the biggest reason. Look, look it, hold on, hold on.

The biggest reason why we don't want them to go full-blown kill each other is because there won't be any entertainment left. Just kind of like the way that the- I disagree. Yeah, because even back in the day with gliders and stuff, they didn't kill each other all the time. because that's stupid. What are they going to do? Oh, my greatest champion had a bad day. Now he's dead.

What the fuck am I going to do now? Yeah, and the gladiators wouldn't have fights with animals. They'd usually give that to like the prison or something like that. Somebody's like, oh,

we want this guy to die. We're going to throw him to a lion. That's what I'm saying. They're not going to give fucking like Samson the greatest gladiator ever. The guy that beat six men make him fight a fucking lion. Like, that guy's gone.

Look, man. It's just, you got to kill that lion by luck. You know, you can dress it up all you want. It's just tidy barbarism is what it is. It's just two people beating the shit out of each other. To a certain extent. To a certain extent, I agree. It's two people beating

the merciless shit out. Yo, the kid. You sound like a Christian conservative. No, I'm just saying it's like I don't mind it. I just wish like we could go crazy with it and get like pedophiles in like prison fighting lions. See, I'm okay with that. Look, I want to have two lanes, man. I like sanctioned

fighting where I can see these people that are amazing because to me it's about the art and seeing how these people's bodies move and then like when you have experts break it down because you me a normal person I miss a lot of stuff and then when somebody explains it to you like fluidly it's like wow like holy shit he set this up from the get-go even like the ground game when I started to understand it and learning like how hard like when you see stuff like a lot of times when shit looks boring is because they're stalemating each other because they're so high level somebody can't just pass over and do all this

amazing shit like when you look at like Habib Habib is so fucking on another level of grappling and ground game. When you see him work on other people, it's just fluid. People can't do anything, and it's actually really entertaining. But then when you see people kind of like, they can't do shit, they can't do shit, and it looks boring is because they're too good. What if? That's when she's boring, that's boring.

What if? Hold on. Hold on. I still like boxers. It's like a chess game, man. Like a steal me. That fucking like, oh, this guy's got a good fate, but then out of nowhere, like, you know Pachiao. Pockia has fought so many of great people with hands and he's still fucking pieces them up, you know.

Well, no, he's, he's, I think he's level. above a lot of people, especially with his very untraditional style that he brings, it really throws people off, but I don't know, whatever. I fucking love it until I finally was homophobic. What if? Whatever. Let's get to the other side of it, though. Like, the unsanctioned stuff, I'm totally down

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

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It's a big-ass jungle cat. Put a puma in there. That's so fucking obscene, A puma wearing pumas. I want a puma and put a cat in shoes. So it has a bit of a disadvantage. Yeah, it's like, it's just walking like that. You think, like trying to kick it off?

Do you think it would, do you think a puma, you think, think, think it like this, do you think an animal would worry about getting those things off his feet or the person that it's been putting a cage with? Well, no, it's, I think, it's not that they're trying to kick him. It's that their sense and like balance is completely thrown off by the fact that there's like a barrier between their paws and the ground. So it's like they walk around like it's less about concern and more about just like I can't function.

Well it's concerned though. It is concerned. That's why they freak out. Like you ever put fucking postal notes on a cat's hand and see it stand up and like shake its hands? Yeah, but they're not measuring. They're not thinking like I got to get these off. They're thinking I got to get that person but I'm all fucked up. No, they're thinking I got to get these off so I can get that person.

Are you thinking that? Like what's happening? Do you know that? Do you know for sure? I don't know that. Yeah, exactly. So why would you argue? But do you know for sure?

Yes. You know you're wrong, Chris. I've been a cat. Oh. You're a pussy. I'm fucking hate to do that. No, fucking, I don't know, man. I think.

Fucking Cajit, bitch. Go the fuck out of here, dude. Fuck like you're on some Skyrim shit. I've been a cat. I've been a cat. I've been a cat. I've been a cat more than once. What do you mean?

I've played Cajit for like 13 hours at least once. cumulatively at least five hours I played a kishit That's not a lot Cajid is fun In theory You're like oh this is gonna be cool Then you play Gishis like I want to use swords and stuff

I don't want to use my hands What was the Kajit's like thing again They can do good damage in their hands See at night Yeah I remember The night vision was cool I remember I mean it really didn't matter

I remember I played a Nord for a long time That was just able to like beat everything up Like I just didn't, I didn't carry any weapons. I just punched everything. Jerobie the fist, remember? That's Jalen's character. Oh, yeah.

Joroby. Yo, he beat up a Jackie with his bareheads. That was the funniest I ever seen in my life. That's what my friend did. He fucking got so OPE that he just fucking beat up Aldo in the main boss, like, with three punches. It was fucking hilarious. My girlfriend plays The Witcher 3, and she said, like, do you think I would like Skyrim? And I didn't know how to answer that?

Because I feel like, yeah. They're not the same game. But I feel like the answer is yes, but they're not the same. You know what I mean? Well, here's the thing. Do you want because I barely, so I'm catching up on a lot of games, right? And I said that I wouldn't move, I wouldn't play Witcher 3 until I play the other two. Uh, Witcher 1 was a fucking nightmare to get through. Uh, it's just, you know, it's so dated.

It's so dated. Whicher 1 and 2 are pretty bad. Number two, the enhanced edition is really good. I was actually, it's like a night and day. day jump. Oh, you would like the Witcher 3. Because I hated The Witcher 2. Really? I love that game. It's a good story. It's not about the story though. It's the way that the game played like literally like the way. The way it's still, but it was me playing in order. It was for going from one to two

was night and day. I was like, oh my God, this is so much better. And then from two to three, they just changed everything they needed. And then I'm like, this is great. You got the jump mechanic. You don't have to worry to prompt to fucking climb up and down shit, which was a nightmare in the second game. where sometimes I'm trying to jump down something while like oh I have to wait for the I just killed an enemy and now I'm trying to leave and I have to wait for the thing to prompt and be like

it's done and then I can finally jump down a fucking cliff I'm like well let me jump down already now I was so used to playing the second one that I accidentally killed myself probably like in the fucking beginning of the game because I I you can just walk off a cliff and I didn't you can't do that in the second game and I was like holy shit

Witcher 3 is a great game I fucking love it man I will say, though, I'm annoyed with, because I'm not that far into the game at all, but I'm annoyed with how many tasks I have to do just to advance the story. It's a little bit too much. Yeah, it's a lot. I want to slice people in half and then I have to do, go to five different places to complete one part of a quest, not even the entire quest. I'm like, dude, this is too much.

It's definitely, it's definitely long. Witcher 3 is a game that I don't particularly love, but I think is very, very good. It's really good, though. I am enjoying it. Of the RPGs that I've played, it's like I get it. Like, I understand why people like it because I see exactly what people like...

The issues that I have really with The Witcher 3 are very minimal, but it's like, it's kind of a constant where it's like, I always feel like Gerald is just sliding around on shoes that just have fucking butter all over them. Like, I don't know what it is about some parts that environment, but it feels like, it never feels like I'm grounded on the fucking map.

I'm sliding. I'm, you know, I don't know, man. Maybe this is just me, but I really feel like he just slides all over the fucking place. I feel like he moves faster and the camera does a lot of the time and I lose track of him. I also feel like this, the controls are like muddy. Like, I love that game. I think that game is a very good video game. And I think on PC, it's way better.

Because I got on PC and I played it there, it's infinitely better on PC. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's what, like, it is. it is just fucking sometimes it just controls like fucking

poop there's a there's an option in the pause menu literally to like turn on like modern controls or something

so that so they even knew that that was like a thing but um even with the modern controls I don't know like it does play better but it also feels just like

I don't know the actual moving your character around in that game feels like really jarring. But everything else is really good. I like the way you build the character.

I like all the fucking strokes you get. The actual mechanics of it are really good. It's just moving around, man. It just feels so fucking weird to me. Because I've played so many third person games now at this point where it's like even the new demon souls feels like, oh man, I feel grounded. Nothing feels fucking weird.

I see what you're saying. I guess especially in the second. I enjoy how I move in the third one because going through the second one, was a nightmare to the point where I had to find a trainer so I could put the speed up when I'm in between battles. Right, right. Because going to places, like, there's no fast travel.

And you just move slow as fuck. There was no sprinting. Yeah, no, it's a step up from the last one. But it's still like this weird, like, step down from like pretty much every other. But I see, yeah, compared to a lot of other games. It came out so early to, it came out really early in the Genda console generation as well. Yeah, 2015, 2015 was like they weren't, they didn't, perfect that type of open.

They didn't know yet, but it was a good game. I loved that game a lot. Really, really cool. It's very good, yeah. I'm still, I'm very early stages. I'm already, I'm already annoyed with just meeting. I don't know, man. I mean, I guess it's been like six months since the second game,

but I still feel like they're not, like people, everyone kept telling me this. Can you play The Witcher 3 without playing the first two? And it's like, yeah, you can. They do a decent job explaining everything. No, they don't. Don't. Not really. Not really. I don't think they do. Because when I'm meeting these people that I've met in the first fucking game, they don't say anything like or let you know what type of connection they have. They're like, oh, this is this person. Like that fucking, that, that dwarf, the, I forget his name. Oh, the guy that holds the bar, right?

Yeah. And from the fucking first game, like, it's a barely like, oh, wait, what did he do? What was this significance? Like, how close are they? you don't really know he's just there and then kind of like say you have that dream about Yenifer and like oh but you don't really know like oh what's what's up with Yonifer how important is she to me really

not you don't really know it's less about like I think people have that conversation and like answer in two different ways where it's like the Witcher 3 it's not that it does a good job of letting you know everything that happened before it's just it does a good job of making of getting you into this world

without having, without needing to know a lot of it. Because, like, I remember, like, I jumped into The Witcher 3, like, I paid no attention to The Witcher 2. Like, I played, like, a couple minutes of it. And I was like, I hate this. And I didn't touch the first one at all. But, you know, I jumped into it, and I was like, yeah, there's stuff that I don't get, but it's also the third game, so I kind of get why I wouldn't get it.

But they kind of ease you into things at, like, a pace. Like, I think by the end of the Witcher 3, even if you just played just the the Witcher 3, you would kind of understand the significance of all these people from the Witcher 2 and the Witcher 1. But, yeah, no, I think it's, if people haven't played the Witcher 3 yet, I would sincerely recommend it, especially if you've managed to get your hands on one of these, like, if you own this on, like, Xbox or PlayStation, and you've managed to get your hands on the new systems, fucking boot them up.

Because it's not that it runs necessarily better, but the loading times are fucking hilarious. I was fast traveling in like less than a second I was like this is so fucking insane It's wild Yeah it's amazing I have a It's amazing but I'm sorry to cut you up But like it's fucking astounding How much

Just the cut down on loading times This generation Just makes punishing games So much easier Like I was playing fucking demon souls Which is like probably like the hardest fucking thing Like I think I think it's I think it's pretty wildly regarded

As like The heart of the heart hardest one of those, right? Yeah. Of the souls. This was the first one. They put in a lot of bullshit that is just so

unnecessarily stupid. Like dying. Like, getting punished for dying, dude. Yeah. I heard... The hardest was the hardest. Do you agree, Derek? Uh, look, the mechanics

that they had in demon souls, like, for example, like I said, getting punished for dying is way worse. Yeah. It's like, oh, I died. My life is like cut in half. Now I need to kill somebody to replenish

Like, that's ridiculous. Was that only in, was that only in, well, they, they kind of brought it back in number two. They made the effigies and everything. I remember, yeah. Yeah. They kind of brought it back in number two where it's like your life will be depleted if you, if you die. And I forgot, like, what you do to get it back. I forget.

You got to like, oh, I think you've got to become human again or some shit. I forget. But, yeah, number, number one was, I think, I just think, I just think, I just think demon souls, it was just, it wasn't figured out. well enough. I think it's a lot harder because of that. Because they left in a lot of that bullshit, even in the remastered from since I haven't played it and I was looking at it, I was like, oh, I wonder if they took out a lot of the bullshit. People are like, nope.

No, it's one to one, man. That's how it be, bro. It's gorgeous, but it is, it is fundamentally the same game. But, like, I remember like, dying was always infuriating to me in those games, not necessarily because, like, I felt like I got fucked over, but, like, just because, like, oh my God, now I got to sit through this

insane fucking loading screen that's gonna waste my goddamn time and now it's instantaneous to the point where demon souls is like not even

stressful because like oh I died whatever you know I'm back in like a second late it's almost like call of duty

like when you die and you just like instantly respawn when you press X or whatever the fuck and you're like oh yeah that wasn't really anything

whatever I'm back here I don't even have time to think about how frustrating that was I don't really I don't like that didn't annoy me because

because I was already so if there were checkpoints like call of duty then i would be frustrated if there was long loading times because i'm like i want to get back into the action but usually the bonfire where you died is pretty far in between and so i'm like usually i'm drained and i'm like fuck do i even want to do this again because i usually die so far from the fucking bonfire i'm so far like like from one and it's like fuck do i even want to get my souls back is it even worth trying and uh it's so It's kind of like, I usually don't, like sometimes I wish, I was like, man, I wish I can just die at the boss and then just fight the boss again, like, right away. I think that's the thing, though, in the beginning of the-

Everybody wants it every soul's game. I think that's the thing, though, like, because the beginning of the game, like, is so, not lenient, I guess. Like, it is lenient, but, like, because you can just sort of die and come back so quick, I think it frees you up to kind of experiment a little bit and, like, actually be like, okay, well, I'm not going to, way, like, this life that I have is so, um, like, like, I can use this to kind of figure out these enemies and not have to like suffer some bullshit technologically imposed, uh, punishment for it. And it just sort of, it, it, I feel like it lets you get better at the game earlier on than the previous one just because it's, it's less punishing in that way. Although, like, obviously, yeah, the, the, um, all of them are. They let you, they let you figure out the mechanics

based on, on, because no, no, no, no, but like, like, it's, like, Like, if you died in the old ones, like, it was just like, especially on like the old consoles where it was just like, you died and now you're sitting there and you just feel like a fucking idiot for like a minute and a half. And then, I don't know. Every time I died in the souls game, it was always just the idea of like, well, I guess I'll get more souls now. That's it. I guess I just farm more. It's this idea. I always saw it as farming.

I guess, yeah. Like, I've never got mad about dying unless I died to a boss when it was close. like the farin like that farin guy at the no the guy that had the little knife and the sword that did on the twirls and then after he started beating him his homie came out of nowhere too you had to fight both of them i remember that fight we traded but i still lost technically that's frustrating in every single game so mad i was like i hate this because i skipped a bonfire i'm sure of it because i was playing this game for 45 minutes before i got back to this guy so those moments really bother me because it's like but i just see it as dying like i'll just get more souls on my way back

I guess. Yeah, that's, dude, that's the worst when you don't, sometimes when you're just going through a game and you don't hit the checkpoints. Sometimes I would do that on Dark Souls because I'm like, I don't want to re-generate the people that already killed. So I'm just going to light it, but I'm not going to sit down at it

or I'm just going to skip it in a tire and its entirety, whatever the case is, and then I'm like, fuck, I die anyway, and that was a waste. Now I'm way further back. And I remember a game that I completely stopped playing until it came back. they remastered Animusha Anemisha Warlords

Oh wow And that I didn't play that game For the longest time I played it as a kid And then I was doing a speed run And I was just like Oh I'm so good at this game I don't need to save it's fine

I didn't save at all Because Capcom Rewards you for saving less and shit And I got to the puzzle Where this part fills up with water And you'll drown if you don't figure it out And I fucking I was like

Oh my God I wasted like a couple of hours and I didn't play the game until like two years ago or something when it came back. That was a, um, that was, that was, that was, that was really upsetting. Colin was so mad. Colin was, uh, super pumped about that. He loves fucking Anamisha. The, which is really good, dude, uh, especially the third one. The third game's fucking amazing.

I put that fucking Frenchie in there, John Reno. What? Yeah, do you guys know that French action star? He's like, he's like the French, I wouldn't say the Swargenegger. He's like the French. French, I don't know, he's just an action star, John Reno. He's like the French Jason Statham? Right now with Ram Trucks Declaration of Deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees,

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion. billion recovered it's actually I think somewhere north probably closer to 22 23 after this year

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Yeah, yeah, exactly. He kind of even looks like him a little bit. He kind of looks like he's bald and stupid nose. He's not married, right? He's British, right? No, he's British. So he's like, yeah, it's that region's action star. And then I was just like, what the fuck?

They're putting in people and then they had a Donnie Yen was doing the choreography and shit. And so it was really like, the game. Huh? How the fuck did they get that money to get Donnie Yen to do the fucking I fucking I guess it was like a big cultural thing in Japan They're like throw money at this game It's a fucking really good game

It's a really good game I'm excited I don't know well since we're talking about video games And we talked about The Witcher 3 already Cyrepunk's almost out What is it? Two days until the day Two days after we're recording this So like by the time it's his free feeds

People will have it I'm praying for a delay I'm praying Why are you for a delay? Why? It's it's Because it's been so funny It's just

It's happened so much at this point Yo can you imagine people have it People have it right now literally It's on It's like in Amazon boxes On its way to people For the release date And they're like

We're going to delay We forgot something And we can't And we can't Paget for some reason We got it We just we got to shut down the game Games can't know

The delay is because of the old consoles. It's because of the PS4 and the Xbox One and shit. Oh, yeah, obviously. Because that game is so ridiculously future-sighted that they're like, how are we going to put this on this, you know? Yeah, they're building a game for a lot of platforms at once, which is already stressful.

But, like, I don't know, man. Like, that, it's getting pretty positive reviews, although, like, it's pretty unanimous that it's a buggy. It's pretty buggy, which, you know, I don't think that's really all that surprising considering I mean even just beyond the state of just like normal AAA games development where this stuff

just sort of happens uh which of three also launched in a pretty not ideal state I remember watching ridiculous ridiculous videos of like of like which of three's launch I mean even a game I was so big so we should non-city Project Red then I mean I don't know like I love them they make great

fucking games yeah I mean listen like I don't really I think all of their games are pretty good for the most part I didn't like which are two or one but like I mean people love those games for a reason I just wasn't up to my taste or like it just had quirks that

bothered me specifically but you know I'm looking forward to this I just think it's a shame that like so many people were like looking forward to this game to the point where it's like they built it up in their heads as this like flawless masterpiece which is like no game could really

ever be and like I remember being like, hey, listen, guys, like, cyberpunk's probably going to be, you know, pretty... Cyberpunk at the most is going to be a pretty good video game, you know? And people are like, it's only 7.5 out of 10, what do you mean? And it's like... Like, when you saw the... What, you're...

To me, it looks like a cyberpunk Granthaf Auto. Yeah. Like, I was so, I was like, it can't be... Like, Granthaf Otto has the accolades and people, like, without even really... really knowing what Gandhifato 5 was going to be about, people bought it. They just fucking bought it. And it wasn't the greatest story ever.

It was, it was just, it was just really fun. I really enjoyed it. But I don't really remember, I just remember moments. Like, nigger. Like, I remember moments from GTA 5. But, like, say, opposed to, right, Reddit Redemption 2, that's like, that story was a, like, that was a fun, great story. I love the characters to death.

Yeah. You know, very big fucking difference. And it's like, well, how cyberpunk going to be? Are the characters going to be extremely memorable? Is it going to make you be like, wow, that was a fucking wild ride? Or it's just going to be like, this is a really fun world to just play games in. Yeah, I don't know. I think it could be.

I have all suspicion that it's going to be like one of those like great. It's going to be a city project red game. It's going to be a good game. And then under the game, the cymbitchers are going to be like what takes it over the top where it's like, oh, this is insane. Yeah. All the other games are. I think it's going to be the same. I think it's going to be like a very, a game where kind of the story and like the character

beats probably like do a lot of the heavy lifting. But like it always looked to me like, hey, like this is, yeah, this is Cyrupunk Grandath Auto with a little bit of Skyrim and a pinch of Witcher. And it's like, that seems like a pretty good ingredient. That seems like a pretty good recipe for something that's like pretty cool. But like I just don't understand this like weird, I don't know, I guess the game's been in development for a really long time.

So like that has, you know, the tendency to build hype to like unrealistic expectations. But like, you, you got to just. be able to just sit back and look at something for what it is and appreciate something for what it is? Because I think a lot of games get shit on for not being fucking astounding when they're pretty fucking good. Right now with Ram Trucks Declaration of Deals, Well qualified current FCA lessees,

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And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open.

Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit 4thepieple.com for an office near you. You know, like I feel like a lot of games just get like totally shafted because they don't

look like the last of us too. You know what I mean? It's like, dude, these are fucking great games. And just because they're not like blowing your fucking soul away. Or just because they don't look like, oh, whoa, this looks like a lot of live action. You know, that doesn't mean it's, it's not fucking cool as shit.

Hades is so fucking good. And it's a game to year, bro. I really argue it should be a game to year. It's a really fucking great game and it looks like, is a mobile game. You know, it looks like a mobile game. It looks like a game that you could play on an iPad. Or it looks like a game that like,

you wouldn't even, uh, like, I don't want to say you'd be embarrassed to recommend it because like that's kind of like, you know, really stupid. But I could see that. game being like I could see people being like oh yeah I play this game and it's and it's like oh what is this like fucking anime uh yeah like cartoon like what is this you know what I mean

it's like I don't know I'm glad it's getting a lot of game of the year fucking nods they needs to get it man it should definitely have it I really believe that it's a game it's a great fucking game I don't know if it's my game of the year but it's definitely like it definitely belongs up there so it's me that and goes for me what would you get game of the year you think what do you what do you think gonna get it I I think I think I think it's going to get it too. What do you think like by politics? I think I don't even think it's policy I think what it is it's just like

because that game is objectively like a technical marvel like the way the the reason like that game runs really really fucking flawlessly on the PlayStation and it like looks really good and like you know there's a lot about it that's really impressive

and I feel like that alone is going to be like it doesn't matter if the game itself kind of sucks like because the rest of it is so, so top-notch. And it's like, I feel like that's going to be... That makes sense. Yeah, I feel like... It's kind of like, remember, a lot of people were really surprised that Dragon Age Inquisition

got Game of the Year in 2014. And I understood, because when you look at, it was basically their, it was their lightning in a bottle because the frostbites been such a disaster for biware. Yeah. But the game looked for 2014, the game looked fucking gorgeous. It was amazing. I was like, wow, like this shit looks great. The combat was okay.

It did what it needed to do. And it was a bi-aware game where it was a lot of choices and it was all right, some sex scenes, cool. So I think for that same reason, they're like, oh, let's just give it to them because this looks pretty and shit. Yeah, well, also 2014 just didn't have a lot of competition, I feel like. 2014 was, my God, what the fuck even was 2014? I don't know I'd have to pull it up Because that's

Yeah I'll look it up My head I'm not able to get in Yeah I'll look it up While we talk 2014

It was on It wasn't It was Smash Oh Smash Wii You came out then So I mean

That's never gonna So red dead Not redda What should call it So So you have Dragon Age Inquisition Yeah

Dark Souls 2 Yeah That Middle Earth Shadow of Mordor Which is pretty damn good That's actually A pretty good Yeah

The original Destiny Vanilla Destiny though So yeah Didn't really stand much of a chance Alien isolation Harthstone Call of Duty advanced warfare

Oh woo I heard that was pretty fun but who cares There's some good The original Titan fall Which Okay That was pretty fun but it didn't have Like any there was nothing to it

It was just multiplayer Yeah it was good but it was like It was literally just hey Yeah It's not really a finished game. Here, play. It's no Titanfall 2, for certain. Assassin's Creed Unity.

Oh, Unity. Nice. Smash Brothers for Wii U. You're right about that. Bayonetta 2. South Park's thick of truth. Oh, wow. Those are 242?

And Child of Light is here, which I fucking love, but that's like an indie game that nobody really paid attention to. Sunset Overdrive. Sunset Overdrive. Infismus Second Sun. Meliger Solid 5?

Oh, no, no, no, no. This is ground zeroes. I forgot they did that stupid thing. For what? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, when they put out, like, the first chapter of Metal Gear Solid 5, like a year before the rest of the game. Such a dumb thing.

That's a Kijima move for sure. It's not a, you know what it actually is? It's actually a Konami move because they were like... You did the Konami move? Yeah, no, it was. Oh, to make more money, right? No, well, because they were like, hey, yo, Kojima, you've been working on this thing for a while. We need some return on investment for what we've been.

making so they were like okay we'll put out like a fucking demo for money yeah yeah Konami sucks man but uh yeah so you had

the original Halo Master Chief collection that shit was bad that was fucking that was that was borked shit was bad bro remember playing it and being like sometimes shit just didn't work I remember buying it day one and going home and not playing a single game

because the servers didn't work. Dude, I never, I have the download code. I never installed it because I saw it. I was like, dude, no, this isn't worth installing. I still have it. It probably still works. It's amazing now, but like, man, it took way too long to get there.

But yeah, so I would say like, yeah, I didn't play Dragon Age Inquisition. I honestly, full on, I've never played Dragon Age game ever. Yeah, yeah, you have to, if you're like, I'm really into like that whole dark fantasy bullshit. So, that one's one of my

more favorite ones. The combat is insufferable. Like, if you played number one, if you got to really be into those, like, kind of tactic games where you're just, oh, point and click and let them do the work. And me, I'm not a huge fan of that shit, like the RTS type of shit.

So that's how the combat was kind of designed in the first game. But the story's fucking great. And that's what really, Biowers, right, they're mostly about the story. Like, if you played any other shit and that's the old republic, it's not about the action.

because it's fucking like I'm going to fall asleep by watching these people. I feel like that's what, that's what, by the way, makes Mass Effect 2 so fucking good. That's what really... Mass Effect 2 is the best, like story-wise, it's so good,

but also it just plays pretty well. Like, it's a little dated, but like that game is fucking action-packed as fuck, and it feels good. It's really fun. It's really fun. And like you said, like,

They wrote, there isn't that many, a lot of stories, man. It's, I guess it's hard to write, like, really good characters, right? To, like, nail it. And they just wrote a bunch of characters. And the vast majority of them are great characters, which is so unusual. Usually it's like, you get, like, a couple of them. Like, even in Red Dead 2, where you're like, oh, you know, the whole gang isn't like, like, who's talking about Josea? Like, oh, I fucking love Josea.

He's fucking so amazing. Like, I think about, no, I'm like, no, I'm like, no, I. I think about Arthur, I think about Dutch. You know, I'm thinking about, like, two characters, maybe three. Yeah. But there's like... Lenny was my boy, man. Oh, yeah, Lenny's great.

Oh, do you get drunk in the bar? That's such a good part of the game, dude. That whole game is just fucking special, man. It's... So that's another example of, like, good characters being written, you know, like maybe three or four of them, max or something like that. But Mass Effect, they have, like, a 12-character roster, and, like, nine or ten of them are, like, fantastic characters.

And it's fucking weird. It's like there's a lot of motherfuckers on this that I can that I can draw like a lot from them and be like, yeah, these people are fucking dope and they have very different personalities. Yeah. It's good shit. It's crazy that they, yo, yeah, speaking of bio-aware men, they're not in a good place right now. Like, we talked about, we talked about on, on, uh, sacred symbols, uh, me and Colin. We talked about, we talked about the fact that like, like, fucking, yo, Casey Hudson left again. Again.

I was like, dude, he's fucking trolling. I was like, he has to be trolling at this point. Like, he just got back there. Yeah. And then he left. He left again. And then, like, and then I think the lead producer or, like, technical director or something of, uh, of Dragon Age left. So, like, I don't even know.

Yeah. And they just released some shit like a few months ago, like of what they were working on. And I was like, oh, my God, they're barely doing anything. And it's been so many years. They just showed, like, a lot of conceptual art. And I was like, fuck off the- do that though in fairness. They've always done like every time like people are excited about a new biower thing it's like even with like back even back in the day they were like here's

the next generation of whatever and it's like and it's and it's just like grass you know and it's like wow your engine really does well with grass. I guess you're just like you're just left glaring at the screen wondering what the fuck you're supposed to have been caring about but I don't know man they're in a they're still trying to make anthem happen I don't understand why such a fucking flop just because fucking goddamn

EA just wanted a looter shooter machine to just feed them it's like this like come on guys it's not what you do I don't know what's weird though

is that it I don't know it's so wild because like I don't know if you guys remember the was it was it Jason Schreier

the Kataku guy who like put out that big expose on Anthem like Anthem's development it was like a it was like a really large

document, like a really big article. It was a nightmare for them. And it was just like, they didn't know what the fuck they were making. Like, just straight up. Like, they learned, yo, the first time that anyone saw Anthem, including the people on the dev team, was the day that they showed it off at one of the E3s. What? Yeah. Like, even the devs didn't see it.

They were like, oh, that's what we're making. And it's like, they didn't even know it was called like Anthem. Like, Anthem wasn't even supposed to be the name of the game. It's crazy. I think it was like, oh my God, I knew it at one point. It was just, it was just, all I know is, all I remember is that anthem is completely unrelated to the game itself. And they don't even know why the, like, they're like, why are we calling it anthem? Yeah.

Like just, even something as basic as that is, you're like, okay, this is a fucking mess. The original, the original name of Anthem was, was beyond. That was it. That's so silly. that's that's that's really good it is it is silly it is silly because it's like it's one of those things where it's like it doesn't sound all that impressive you know as as a name but like if you couple it with like a game that like is good you know it becomes like synonymous with it like I remember like when when they announced destiny I was like oh that's like a project name right like that's

like they're gonna they're gonna like have like a better name for it later and they just stuck with destiny and now it's like now when I hear the word destiny oh I think of the game or like even Halo back of the day. It's like, Halo was just a thing. Like, that was just a fictional thing that existed. And now it's like synonymous with video games. And like even like when they were first making games, like Marathon was their first one, the first shooter that they made.

It was like, what's a marathon? That's like, and now there's like rumors that they're working on a new shooter. Right now with Ram Trucks Declaration of Deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees. Get a low mileage lease on the 2026. Ram,500 Bighorn crew cab four by four for 369 a month. For 39 months with 4,099 due at signing. Tax, title, license, extra.

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder,

and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

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Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Post-descanny called Matter, which is like, what's that name? And I'm sure it's going to be the same fucking thing. And I'm sure I'm going to be like, oh, yeah, matter. Oh, yeah, the shooter. But just the fact that they just didn't know the name. They didn't know about

flying. They didn't know that it was going to be a looter shooter. They weren't allowed to talk about destiny at all. Crazy shit. Just the craziest development cycle you can think of. So much went wrong on the creation of that game. It's insane. There's so many things that got fucking dropped and mishandled. It's sad. It's crazy to see such a beloved company

like just fall so hard and the only thing we can hope for is that they get a boost of morale. with the remastered that's going to release in spring. Like, hopefully they just, because it's, that can't go wrong. It shouldn't. Like, if it doesn't.

A collection of, what you're saying is that there's no way that a collection of beloved sci-fi triple A video games could ever conceivably go wrong. I mean, it's just, it's just like, it's like, come on, you're not, you're just making the games look gorgeous. Don't do anything else. The only thing that I want is on PC is just to have full controller support. That's it. What if? That's the only thing that need to do.

They definitely need that. What if you can't customize Shepard anymore and he just looks like Ian Miles John? Well. I knew where that was going. I was like, oh, fucking no. I did it at all. There's no way you could have possibly know where that was going. What the, what?

I knew it was going to go to somewhere. I was like, Ian Miles Chon. I was like, it's going to be somewhere. I thought it was going to be like Ben Shapiro or something like that, but fucking Ian Miles Chong. Yo. Can you imagine Ben Shapiro Shepherd? A Ben Shapiro Shepherd actually, I think I'd be done.

I think I'd be able to play like a half hour, though. Because after a while, it would be very hard to listen to him talk. Let's say hypothetically, alien. Let's say hypothetically, we cure the genital. Ph. You have to believe me. The reapers are real. I have facts.

This is not a feeling. Did somebody please mod Ben Shapiro into Mass Effect? Dude, that would be pretty great. Did you guys see somebody who made Kanye in Demon Souls? I did. Insane. Insanity, dude.

It looks so real. Literal insanity. I was like, what is Kanye doing? I thought they ported Kanye into a video game. And I was like, oh, what's Kanye? Is he a Fortnite's skin? No. It's fucking demon souls.

Yo, they should scan that character. People are so talented that they can just spend the time to make real people. That's fucking unbelievable. Yo, this fucking new Def Jam games lit. No, the character's Macklemore. I'm so excited. Maclemore! In a Def Jam game.

Def Jam fight for fucking Brooklyn. This is Maclamour. He's the best character. They need a Def Jam, like 2.0 of that shit, five for like New York 2.0 or something shit. Dude, that shit was so fucking good man. Add just modern

motherfuckers dude because that was such a fun game and then Icon was the biggest piece of shit I've ever played. Icon was an asshole dude. I can't believe how unbelievably bad it was. That was probably the worst sequel I've ever played of anything. What was first?

The first one was it was five for New York. It was Def Jam, Bandetta. And then Five for New York. Which was fucking great. And Icon was man It's the same thing Wasn't the same thing at all

I only I only played Vendetta But like I remember I liked it a lot My favorite In New York is Fucking great dude Oh yeah

I used to play this flat Joe Always I always just loved Fucking doing the creative character Yeah And then just being Dude they would The crowd would get mad at you

If you dressed fucked up That's what I liked about the game If you were whacked dude They would like Throw shit at you and push you Also if people were merciful They boo you too If you weren't trying to

break people's fucking spines They were mean to Who the hell made those games? Like, nah, I like dating the hoes in the games too Like you date like Carmen Electra and shit It was fucking ridiculous

Dude All of my friends were dating here It was hilarious dude Everyone That's like This was like This was like fucking The urban mass effect dude

You just fucking Good combat Love interest fucking tally Zora Yeah, that was Carmen Electra was my Talley Zora That wasn't Yo, Def Jam Fight for New York

Was a game that was published That was developed by EA Canada Wow, what the fuck they know about Fucking New York, dude? What? This fucking hood-ass fucking ghetto fucking game Was made, I fucking, that's like

50 cent button to sand Was made in fucking Denmark It's like, what the fuck are you talking about? This 50s game was made in fucking dent. It's Danish? This game's technically fucking Danish. Are you serious? It was like finding out that JZ is Japanese.

It is. Yo, man, I still talk about that stuff. I still talk about the fact that ACDC is Australian, and people are consistently blown away by that fact. Yeah, they're just such, they seem like such. Oh, my God. The J stands for Japanese. I'm telling you, that's going to be real.

One day he's going to reveal it for real. He's like, oh, yeah. And then he's going to start talking like fucking, what's that guy's name in Breakfast at Tiffany's or whatever? Is that, uh, not breakfast. No, what's that, that, fuck, what's his name? I'm too, I'm too young for this shit. It's like, it's a deeper cut. Oh, I don't know.

Mickey Rooney? Mickey Rooney. The guy, hold on, let me put in breakfast at Tiffany's. That super fucking racist, fucking agent stereotype. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know what you're talking about. I don't know the name of it, though. Or where it's from.

I think it's called Breakfast at Tiffany's. I could be wrong. Maybe I'm thinking of a different... Mickey Rooney's just a person, right? He's a dude actor. Yeah, maybe I'm thinking of the wrong fucking... Was he on Honeymooners? Is Mickey Roark?

No. Was that Mickey Rourke? Mickey Rourke certainly wasn't in Honeymoorers. Mickey Rourke? Yeah, Mr. U-Niose. Mr. Yuni-O-N-O-C is who's like... Pull that. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna pull up. Mickey Rourke is fucking, was a whiplash in Iron Man too, my guy.

What? Yeah, and he had that movie, The Wrestler and shit. Mickey Rourke? He wasn't in the fucking honeymooners. I'm just wondering, you was asking, I'm asking questions, man. That's just some basic white guy that would beat his wife, right? That show from the 30s about spousal. Bang, Zool.

He's like, I'm gonna, he warned her, dude. He kept warning her, man. all I'm saying He did keep warning her I didn't agree what he did But he was warning her definitely I mean too When you give when you give a woman

Enough warning Like after a while It's kind of warranted right All right well It's like after a while I can tell you the same fucking thing We're an hour in What's your problem

We're an hour in Like if I told my dog This many times My dog would know What the fuck is up with you? I'm not saying Put your hands on anybody Because you shouldn't do that

But I'm saying You gotta get people A stern talking to sometimes. Yeah, you guys see the Like, hey, what's your fucking

problem? I get it, man, sometimes. The eighth argument, I'd assume my food would be ready by the time I get back home.

I get it. Five across the eyes solves everything. Do you guys remember how to do? I'm just saying, you know, stay woke, man. Do you guys remember

how to do the underwater part in Middle Gear Solid 2? I'm fucking lost. Not even slightly. God damn it. All right. Not even fucking slightly. Are you done?

Can I segue into the fucking questions? I'm just saying, dude, Kings know your worth. Oh, did you hear the Poe is going to be Middle Gear Solid? There's going to be Solid Snake. What?

Po? Yeah, Poe. What are you talking about? You know, Poe from the Star Wars thingy? From, what was it got, Force Awakens? I can't remember the real actor's name. The fucking guy. The guy that's going to be a dude.

I guess. But you know what I'm talking about Poe, right? The guy that was supposed to have a love interest with fucking with Finn. With Finn, but then they changed shit. Or, you know, at least that was the kind of theory. You know what I'm talking about, right? Yeah. Chris?

Oscar Isaac, you're right? Yeah, Oscar Isaac. That's gonna... Yeah, he's gonna... Yeah, he's gonna be... So it's interesting, dude, it was a prophecy fulfilled because a long time ago,

he said he wanted to be Solid Snake if they did a live action. And then the director that was like, oh, I'm gonna do this. He had, I think, art made by Boss Logic where Oscar Isaac is Solid Snake in a poster.

And then he basically was like, he said in a tweet like a year ago, was like, all right, the ball's in your car, Oscar. And then all of a sudden it's actually happening. I was like, wow. This was something that was talked about like a couple years ago. I can see that.

I don't hate it. Yeah, I can see that. I think it'll pull it off. I always thought like, that was like, whenever you see like Photoshop, like actors in roles and it's just like, oh yeah, that would look fucking great. Like I remember seeing like, I remember seeing like a long time ago of like Willem Defoe as the Joker. And I was like that would be fucking, that would be fucking insane. Oh, yeah. I remember seeing like a fantastic Photoshop where he looked perfectly like like what like, like, like, like, like,

an old, like an older, like, uh, like, like, Dark Night Returns type Joker. And it was like, this is, this is fucking really on point. I remember I think I saw that too. Yeah, I mean, he is, he did play essentially the Joker in Spider-Man. I mean, Green Goblins pretty

much Joker and Batman put together, so. Yeah. That's fucking scary. I have this, uh, yeah, this, if you can see it in the, in the discord, this is the, the, the boss logic, uh, that was of Oscar Isaac being, uh, solid snake. I can't check it.

Nice. Oh, yeah, because you're recording. Yeah. I'm sorry, niggum. I can probably look it up, though. Autocon. All right, what are these questions? We were supposed to go to questions.

I'll stop to like four times. Roll out. Autobots. Yeah, well. Suck my metal dick automots. Yeah, no, that looks fucking great. That's pretty good, right? Yeah, I think...

Suck my metallic dick. Yeah, he looks a lot like... Optimus Prime as Solid Snake. All right, let's just move on. Optimus Prime as Solid Snake. You imagine? All right, all right, right, right. Jared Leto as Octopus Prime

has Solid Snake. I'm just going to mute everybody and just go through this because I have the editing privilege to do that. Matthew Bush, Hi, Aunt Irma, Douglas, and Richmond. I have no fucking clue what any of that means. But I'm sure it's terrible. You often shit on the UK.

We did that right at the top of the show. Of course. All right. I'm Welsh and don't take any offense as are you? our UK sucks. Do you have anything you like that's come from Britain?

Extra Brownie points if you praise the Welsh. Praise. Easy. Easy. Leona Lewis. Fucking. Angelic voice and she's gorge. The UK has beautiful half black, half white women actually. There's so many mixed race women there.

Fucking, all of them are beautiful. I don't even know who you're talking about. You don't know who Leona Lewis is? No. Closed off from love. I didn't need the pain. Once or twice was enough, but then it's all again. Time starts to pass before you know that you're frozen.

I've never heard any of this. I've never heard of this. So Leona Lewis used to be like a fucking big time crush for me back in the day. She's gorgeous. She has a very, she has a very like, I don't know. I don't know. There was something. There was something about her that back in the day, I was like, I was like, oh, Leona Lewis is, I don't even remember her music at all because I would just be looking at her. You fucking beat her dick to her instead of the fucking listen to what she's saying. Hell yeah, I don't care. I don't give a shit about her music. She's a beautiful singer, dude.

I don't care of you her. I sincerely, this is genuinely, this is genuinely, this is genuinely, and I don't even think I've ever seen her in the most sincere way possible. I remember just seeing her face. I'm like, you're a beautiful woman. This is the first time in my entire life. that I have ever heard this person's name or seen this person's picture. That's insane. You, you somehow avoid so much. And you're pretty good at it. And you always comment on stuff.

And it's just like, how do you avoid things? How do you avoid so much? I bet you'd know about it if she was in Halo. I mean, if she was fucking like, probably. I have a full set of Nyonir,

Mark 4 armor. Do not fuck with me. I just I don't know like this doesn't sound familiar at all I guess I just I'm not late to hear that song What if Leanna Lewis was wearing some fucking Spartan How long ago? How long like when was this 2008 grade

8th grade 9th it was a while ago What year is that for you? I definitely wasn't 2008 2009 That sounds about right What that was what are you talking about that was your eighth grade was 2008 to 2009 Doesn't 8 into 2000 no 2000

sevens doesn't eight. Yeah, yeah, because that was my ninth grade. I remember that, yeah, okay, that makes sense. Yeah, yeah, I wasn't paying attention to anything, I guess, especially not pop stars. I think, like, the only thing I was like, oh, I guess, I guess Breaking Benjamin exists, and video games are kind of neat. And Paramour, bro?

Even back then, I didn't know about Paramore, yeah. Really? I didn't, I didn't, I really, came out from my mistake. When Riot came out, that shit fucked my head. No, because I never, I didn't listen to music really at all before high at all because I didn't have an MP3 player I didn't have a CD player I didn't have the internet to look shit up I didn't it wasn't allowed to watch

MTV because like I didn't have a TV with any cable in my room so all I had was like video games and like the songs that I would hear in like crazy taxi or like Grand Theft Auto or fucking any game with like Tony Hawk like any game with like licensed music that was pretty much my gateway into music at like as a whole so like I never I never I never I was never hearing

Leona Lewis Or, fucking... You want a radio kid at all? Like, my parents put the radio on, but I was either, like, with... I was either in the car with my dad. Talk radio and shit. Yeah, like, my dad would listen to, like, Fox News, like, in the morning or whatever the fuck. And then, like, my mom would listen to, like...

I don't even know, like, she would listen to, like, fucking... Like, Anya. And stuff like that is. Yeah, so it's like... And I remember thinking, like, man, I really don't like music, I guess. Because, like, I don't... I'm not like anything but of... hearing. That's so crazy, man, but it makes sense. I guess I always kind of, I always thought this one guy was a weirdo. His name was Vince that I grew up with. He's a voice actor. If you want to look him up, it's Vincent Brasher. I don't know if he's done anything prominent, but growing up, like, I knew that's what he was going to be into and he, like made it like a reels and shit. Anyway, I asked him about that. I'm like, hey, man, what type of music to listen to? This is probably when we were seniors or some shit is I don't listen to music. And I'm like, what, I was like, what do you mean?

Like, that's not, it didn't compute to me because I'm like, I was like, everyone listens to music, right? You just, you hear some shit. You're like, I like, I like that. I'm going to listen to more of it. And he's like, no, I just, I just don't. And it was probably a same scenario as you, just not having it really available. Because I was just like, wait, it's, it's always a, it's, it's, it's, no, where, everywhere you go, there's music playing. Yeah, no, I, I remember it's, it's funny.

I think that's one of like the most, one of the seminal, I think the reason why I got into Rise against so, heavily is like because I remember hearing like I I remember hearing one of their songs in MTV and thinking wow that was really good but then I couldn't look it up so I just had to like I was like that was good I hope I hear it again at some point that would be nice to hear that again and then like eventually I got like a laptop and like I was I was like like years later like I was able to like actually like look that shit up and growing up in the city I always heard music like I never I can ever get away from music. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, get a low mileage lease on the 26, RAM-500 Big Horn crew cab, 4x4 for 369 a month for 39 months,

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I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year, and each year, We get bigger and badder and our army grows, so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open.

Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Then when I moved to, like, Fiskeh, I didn't hear music, but I was going to go to Pekypsy.

So I still heard. All I heard. All I heard. All I heard was fucking Gypsy Kings and fucking, like, Spanish shit. Like, all I heard was like, like, that's wild. Like Gloria Estefan. New York City got me away from Spanish music. And I actually kind of a blessing.

I fucking hate Spanish. Gloria Estefan, fucking Mark Anthony. That was the stuff that I heard. And I was like, I guess I don't like music, really. I like that type of stuff, man. Because I was where I live in South Carolina, is all Norteno. And Norteno is fucking, I'm sorry. I'm sorry to offend people.

Norteno music is fucking garbage. Absolutely. It just, it's just all accordions and it all sounds, I mean, a lot of regional music sounds exactly the same. It's all the same beat. Like it were, but still, goddamn, it's just all accordion. And some of it's good, though. Like that Vizente, ah, fuck, I forgot his name. I'm not even going to, I was going to say Vizente Fox.

That was the president of Mexico for a while. But that Vicente motherfucker That sings all those sad Dude, he's this He's the emo guy He's like the emo Fucking He's the

He's way more emo than my chemical romance But he's a grown ass man Singing about Oh my love He's a grown ass man Singing about how sad he is And he lost the love Yeah man

And all this He's fucking with snow bunnies Like me and shit Like he's like he's It's crazy how like Depending on the genre Right That's like

oh this is some manly shit to drink to but then if you listen to my chemical romance you're the biggest bitch in the world for me the only Spanish music artist I listened to it wasn't like one of the classic like Gloria stuff like Gloria Svaun is my queen I love her thought of my heart like I really adore that woman yeah she'd get piped

watch him out don't talk about her like that right not in front of me right but like what you call a Romeo Santos it was like a Spanish artist that I listened to like all the time then I stab him on my playlist but like other than that like I fucking hate his Spanish music

I hate I think reggaeton is a blight I think that's a blight of music I like bad bunny but I hate the music he makes sometimes at the same like at the same motion I'm gonna lose my Spanish card for this my girlfriend's gonna break up with me but I fucking I fucking

hate I don't like music I don't like all my heart I fucking hate that shit wait what panda music it is the worst kind of music I ever heard in my life a pandemic music?

Of course. Panda. Panda, yeah. Like, Bonda. You fucking ignorant. Yeah, pandas can't make music. And of course the music they make is going to suck. Yeah.

It's all Bonda music. It's why they're fucking dying out. Why are you saying that so weird? It's clearly panda. Like the way you're supposed to bring out. You are Hispanic man. You are a Puerto Rican man and you are not saying it's right. I don't know why you're saying card, bro.

I don't know why you're saying panda that way. Well, see, Chris is American and he speaks American. All right. I think, I actually had a conversation with my mom about this. I'm like, don't you don't you think it's pretty patronizing to fucking roll shit and stuff when you don't clearly speak like that it would almost be like say somebody you know how like say say somebody who has an accent and they they were to pronounce Derek they go Dedik I wouldn't be like it's Derek motherfucker it's be American

so you they pronounce it the way that they pronounce it and then say somebody's name as Fernando right but then with their accent they say Fernando I wouldn't be like hey how's it going Fernando isn't that kind of patronizing that's kind of patronizing that's kind of That's true, but like particularly when it's something's the name of something, actually, you know. Like if it's Banda music, that's the name of the music. It's not panda music. If I go around saying panda, I'm not saying the right thing. You know, like it's different if it's the word.

Like, yeah. I'm just glad that I got you to say panda music. If someone's name is Rodriguez or if someone's name was, I was hymes, right? I wouldn't say yimes. I wouldn't say someone's. name is Jaime. I wouldn't say, oh, hey, Jamie. That's not your name. Your name is Jaime. Yeah, no, I don't know. I like, uh, I like Spanish music. I, like, I didn't like it when I was a kid because I was just surrounded by and I was like, that was the only thing that I heard.

But like, uh, I appreciate it now. More. But anyway, yeah, yeah, go on be a salina's kind of music actually. That's not bad. But anyway, anyway, back to this, back to this dude's fuck question about the UK. I, I, I totally forgot that's how it's what I forgot. Yeah, uh, so Leona Lewis. Good tea. They have some good tea. I would say that. Earl Grey. I think that's UK. Earl Grey is really good. I would say a lot of... English Breakfast. I enjoy a lot of the comedians to come out of there.

I enjoy a lot of... Like, Jimmy Carr and, like, Ricky Jervais for that podcast that he ran. It was so fucking good. The, what is it? Idiot Abroad. Even stuff like Peep Show, which is like pretty fucking great. Dude. The IT crowd is the fucking sitcom? Yeah That is Fantastic

The IT crowd The Inbetweeners Is another fucking hilarious one The between is a good Fucking show man The They have a lot of good Like there's this like

Like it's like Oh British comedy's better Than American comedy I don't necessarily think that I think for the most part Like There's a lot of shit And pretty much everywhere you go

But Yeah I think the best British comedy Is pretty fucking Like pretty fucking stellar Like I think

That Carl Pilkington shit is so goddamn funny. For me, Britain and Britain, Australia, they have, as a culture, they have really good senses of humor just to begin with. Because they're so depressed.

Yes, exactly. They have no son and they always want to kill themselves. When I went to London, it wasn't that foggy, bro. No, but they're still miserable. That's like a general, that's like a general Like any British person would tell you that there's like just that there's just kind of air of somber misery like kind of like around. And it's like they like it's not even like a negative.

It's just this kind of like, yeah, it's just kind of like, ah, things are kind of bad. But like, I mean, like, hey, we got tea, right? We were ruled, you know, like that's cool. There was some bitch that sat in a fucking castle told us what to do, you know, and we listen. And then they had Australians who were like, fuck that. The Welsh guy, right? The Welsh guy wrote in. I just want to say that Alex Jones's descendants are Welsh.

So you're welcome. I just want to say that You're responsible for Alex Jones So you take that as you will I don't know if he's a fan Or if he loaves him either way That's where the origins are We brought up

I know this has nothing to do the question But we did Sweeney brought up Australia There's this Australian comedy troupe Called Auntie Donna I've known about them for a while Because a friend of mine Who's Australian told me about him

A long time ago They have a Netflix show right now I think it's Auntie Donna's Big Old House of Fun It's a feature it's a fever dream. And I highly recommend. It's almost like,

you know, watching that show is like being high without being high. It's the craziest shit I've ever seen. And I, I sincerely recommend it while, while it's, while it's on my head.

It's like being high without being high. That's wild. Noted. Yo, my cheeks look great. Excuse me. Carter Franklin wrote in. Jesus Christ.

Carter Franklin wrote in. He says, Hello Human Shit Stains. That's not nice. I would like to start by thanking you all for different game recommendations, whether it was Derek's suggestion to play Mass Effect. Oh, yeah. Or Chris's suggestion to play Halo just recently bought the collection

and played through the campaign of Halo Reach. And I might be late to the party on this, but is Star Wars Rogue One just a complete copy of Reach? The answer is yes. Basically. The answer is very much... I think that's why I enjoyed that movie more than a lot of people did. I was like, oh, this is just...

Rogue one is fucking good, dude. Fuck all these other motherfuckers. But people hated that, like, I mean, obviously, like people don't like start and do Star Wars movies, just in general. They're, and they're not particularly great, really. But Rogue One, I thought was, like, the best of the new things that they made.

It is. It is. It is. I didn't like, I didn't hate solo, man. I'm gonna be real. I really didn't hate solo. I didn't see it, so I can't really. But I also don't like Han Solo that much the same time. He was never, like, I like, I don't know,

Indiana Jones is way better. Like, I don't know, Harrison Ford had way better rules. I don't know. Hansel was like, okay, he's just some suave dick. I get it. He's a piece of shit. This thing is a dickhead.

I hate this dude. He helps out at the end, though, which I respect. Yeah, I don't know. But I remember seeing that and being like, oh, yeah, this is just Reach. I'm here for this. Yeah, that's fine. It follows the exact, like, there's, like, slight differences. And, like, you know, reach isn't about, like, uncovering a plan necessarily.

But, like, the beats are kind of the same. Like, the story kind of plays out, like, almost exactly the same. even just the structure of it where like the ending is the beginning of the first one and it's like yeah okay well yeah this is just straight up just straight up the same I don't know if they really thought about that

I really doubt that that was like an intentional thing archetype of movie but yeah they did that yeah but yeah so we we've introduced him to two pretty solid sci-fi world so that's pretty cool I always like hearing when people like take our recommendations which which you know

play Hades guys police um what's the question huh what's us to the question uh no he was just asking I just wanted to bring it up also

just because it's like it's just cool to just know the people are like fucking actually taking our advice but uh he was just like is is Rogue won a copy of reach was the question oh that was the oh that was the question

yeah absolutely absolutely and that's not a bad thing Jonathan Anguiano wrote in he says hello Chris Sweeney and Derek those are just our names so I appreciate that hope things are working out in your favor so far

my question revolves around which musicians would you love to have as a best friend based on what you've heard about them so far they can be people who have died from the past or they can be people in the present thanks for possibly answering this if you don't that's cool enjoy the rest of the week thank you Jonathan

thank you Johnny Boy I would love to have Freddie Mercury as a friend dude he would be fascinating he would also be definitely too much for any of us. Oh yeah. Yeah. Like I don't think we could handle that.

Either Freddie Mercury or like, who's another artist? I'd be like, oh, this guy's fucking unbelievable. Santana, dude. White Santana. Yeah, why Sanana? Because I feel like some shit would happen. You'd be like, you know what? I got a song for this.

And you sit down, you take out of the guitar and I'd be like, I'm about to learn. I'm about to learn some shit. He would take out of just going to cut tar with a fucking skull on the fucking top where the fucking cords are. a cordon he would just start fucking going and I'd be like yeah dude tell me tell me what happens

I would love to talk to Santana just like have like an interview with Santana just because I'm really curious about just like his existence because he just seems to have like he just seems to have a presence right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals well qualified current FCA lessees

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Take delivery by 331. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which you're is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one.

20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law,

from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. Everywhere, like every time there's like some random artist that have never heard of, it's like, oh yeah, he did a song with Santana. And it's like, what? He's a musical progressive, dude. He just does everything with everybody.

ever heard him speak, like, just like sing, but, like, I don't think I've ever, I don't know what he talks like. I don't even. Hey, buddy, this Carlos Satera. I'm thinking of Daniel Trejo, but, like, he doesn't sound like him. He said. He's a, cabroon, what's up, man? You're like, black magic woman. He just sounds like fucking Mandark. Man dark?

Ha, ha, ha, ha. If he sounds like Mandra, that'd break my heart. That would shatter me. I know he doesn't sound like that. That would kill me if he did. I tweeted the other day that like Bandark would grow up to be Ben Shapiro and everybody was, everybody just went

He's like he's too tall He would You know, they're very similar, right? Yeah, I very fucking similar Wimps, just wimps of men, dude Except for Ben Shapiro's fucking stupid That's the only difference Manor was actually pretty smart

That is a fair point I don't think Shapiro's stupid I just think that like I just don't believe I don't know if he knows He believes what he's saying I feel like he does Maybe you're right There's just something that really

Just real quick There's something that just really bothers me About his whole facts Don't care about your feelings But you base your life off of nothing but feelings Like you're wearing a small tiny hat on your head That has nothing to do with facts And it just it really annoys me

That he's like oh I'm such a factual person I'm like no you're not And he's been on like Joe Rogan podcast And they've talked about that a little bit And he kind of just like Yeah I'm aware of that I'm aware he kind of like And I'm like get the fuck out of

Get the fuck out of it. Yeah, the whole... He's just so frail seeming, dude. He is. He just seems so frail. He just seems so frail. Like, oh, Harry Styles, which I just found out yesterday that Harry Styles was in one direction. I had no fucking idea.

Because I was like, who the fuck is this guy? Like, I had no idea. I was like, who the fuck you not? Dude. It must be because I have a girlfriend who was like pretty young around that time. It has to be some things. I don't understand how you guys just don't know things like that. Well, dude.

Like, how do you? Like, do you just not watch television or like, what the, no? Why would a grown-ass man, me, a grown-ass man, give a fuck about One Direction, okay? You haven't just heard their music? You haven't just, like, is this something? I've heard of One Direction. I remember the, the darker guy had some type of controversy. Something happened with that guy.

He was a, he left or something, right? What? Like, he left, right? Zane? Yeah, he, like left and something happened. I remember that. I didn't know any of the. the only other thing I know about One Direction is that they stole a riff from whoever wrote one of their songs.

They stole a riff from ACDC. And that was the only thing that I've heard about them. And then, so I didn't know the members. I just thought Harry Stiles was some guy that just bursted onto the scene. I don't know any of his music. In my last Twitter trash, I talked about him. And I even said, I don't know who he is. I know I heard one of his songs because I watched a video of them breaking down the top songs on Spotify.

But I don't remember what it sounds like. Yo, I thought, Yo, I was told that he was in one direction. It's normal, it's normal, I would say, not to know the band mates, like the names of people in a, in a music group that you don't care. Like, yo, honestly, like, yo,

I thought Lady Antebellum was a fucking person, you know? For like a long ass time. What's that? Exactly. Like, I never heard them, really. Like, I never listened to any Lady Antebellum. That's wild. Who's like,

It's, I've probably heard a song but just not know the name. It's so weird because I feel like for me, things like that have just been in escape, but like that's absolutely not the music I listen to. I listen to like fucking like New York hip hop and like trap and like EDM sometimes.

Like I don't listen to like popular music at all. And the fact that it's slipped into even my ears, it's like, oh, everyone must have heard of this. That sounds about, you're a bit of a couch, potato in fairness. Even, not even, not when I was figuring this stuff out. Well, you, you absorb a lot of media. Like a lot of, like a lot.

Like, there are movies that you've seen that you have no reason to have seen. Like, there's no reason why you should have seen that cloyne movie about the fucking guy who puts on a clown nose and becomes a clown. And when we found it on Netflix, we were laughing about it because it sounded ridiculous. And you were like, oh yeah, I've seen this movie three times. And it's like, what, I don't know, I don't know what time you have. I don't know if you have like a hyperbolic time chamber that you step into and you just watch all like a thousand years worth of movies in like nine minutes. Throughout my whole,

this has been my whole life. I've just absorbed shit in passing since I was a kid. I was in passing just way too much shit. Like I remember there'd be time where I'd be playing video games and there'd be something on. Like I remember there was one time I watched Ten Commandments while playing. I'm pretty sure crash, um, wrath of the Titans or like crashed to war. And I just remember that whole entire movie playing

While I was playing Crash Bandicoot And I was like, why don't remember everything in this movie? Yeah, but that's the thing. It's like I don't absorb information passively. I don't like if there's a song playing on the radio And I'm not paying attention to it, I have essentially not heard it. Like it's like I'm not talking I'm thinking a lot of shit in my own head.

Like I'm like having like panic attacks in my own head. I don't have time to listen to fucking Lady Anabelle when it pops up on like fucking K-104 in the middle of the day. day. I don't know what that is. I don't know. I couldn't explain it to you. Is there like a song that I would probably recognize if I heard Lady Antebellum?

Here's the thing. I've never heard. I just remember like they were, they hosted something at like an award show or something. And it's a band and I was like, oh, Lady Antebellum. I thought it was like Lady Gaga, you know what I mean? Or like a person. But it's just a group called Lady Antibolm. I mean, it sounds cool.

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20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north. probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

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me visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you need you i don't know it's a quarter of everyone and i'm a little drunk and i need you now are you frank sinatra what the hell's going on and i don't what that's what you sound like you just sound like you're like you're you're singing like you are fucking oh my neck disappeared my chin disappeared bro do you look way too young it's kind of frightening me you look way too young like you look like fucking yeah Yeah. You're like a fucking Gerber baby, dude. He should be on a carton, like a missing fucking child fucking thing.

I like when I look younger. I don't know, man. It's probably a grasses greener thing since I can't, like, grow facial hair. I would have a massive beard. Yeah, I think it looks cool, man. My chin looks like my crotch, bro. It looks terrible. It looks fucking horrible, dude.

All right, let's move on. Jesus Christ, I don't know what the fuck that means. But what even the fuck was the question? How did we get here? I don't know. It's a quarter after one. Oh, who's somebody that you would listen to? Who's a musician that you would be friends with?

And you said Freddie Mercury. Oh, yeah. Somehow ended up here. Fucking rice gum. Oh, yeah, rice gum. Fucking instant. Without fucking thought, rice gum. Easy.

He's just so cool, man. He's so talented. I mean, who the fuck wouldn't want to be in his presence and bask in his glory. If I was friends with Rice Gum, I would start rumors about him. I would start rumors about him about personal shit. Yeah, to his mom. He's probably one of the few.

Mrs. Gum, I don't know if you know this, but Rice has been really into like, he's been using a lot of cocaine lately. His first name is Rice. And his last name is gum. I don't know. I don't know if he knows. Rice gum has been like really weird. He's been like, he's been like,

crying the cat in a really weird way and he said he's going to set it on fire. Here's some matches I found in his room. He just fucking just time him out like that. That'd be pretty good. If my name, my name isn't Rice, Naruto, gum.

Nice, Naruto gum. I feel like we're tap-tancing around racist territory. He can move back. I mean, his fuck it. Yeah, whatever. I mean, it is... Imagine rice-flavored gum, bro. Let's go on. You know, terrible headaches?

You know fucking nothing it would taste like? I would, uh... Okay, so fucking Rice Gob, it's a sick answer. I don't know. I don't know. Like, I feel like, uh, Lady Gaga, just because I feel like I could, uh, I could manage. I think I could manage.

Gaga? Yeah, real answer? Yeah, Lady Gaga seems cool. I feel like I'd fall in love with her and I don't need that. I don't need that. I don't need that. I would love to, when I saw her work with Metallica, uh, at like an award show, I, that was when I was like,

fuck, I want to work with her. Like, I would love to make a song with her because she made that song better. Yeah, no, she's genuinely amazing. Fantastic Kimab Bean. So super, super, super, super talented, dude. Like a voice, like, once in a generation voice, honestly. I mean, I will say, though, that meat suit that you wore, piss me off. I'll just say that.

That's the only thing where I'm like, what the fuck are you doing? It's just nonsense attention grabbing, you know? What fuck are you doing? Stop it. Stop it right now. You get five across the eyes. We don't need to make this hot. We don't need to make this hundred, is that's such an amount.

is that's such an old world like 50s expression. That is crazy. I have never heard that. Only women here, bro. Listen here, Missy. If you act up again, you're gonna get five across the eyes. Who is this,

the person announcing the Hindenburg? What the fuck? He's talking like the Hindenberg man. My fucking God, did you see that thing go down? My God. My God, my nigger. What's going on here now?

Hearing that word in that voice is really fucking uncomfortable. It probably is, it was probably said a lot, fam. You should say like modern day slag in that fucking voice. Yeah, that shit is lit. Yeah, that shit is lit, my friend. Are you going to go to the function? Bet. Bet.

I'll be there. Say less. Say less. Oh, God. Big sauce rodent. He says, hey, they're small sauce, medium sauce, and bigger sauce. If you decide, if you could decide. sign on a single historical figure

to receive an N-word pass who would it be personally I'm in favor of Genghis Khan I don't know why Genghis Khan would deserve one my my okay so I'll let you guys take the reins on

this one but I would imagine the most obvious answer would probably be Lincoln would probably be Lincoln right like I would imagine Lincoln I would imagine that like in like in the most simplest interpretation of history. If anyone deserves it.

You could make the case for that, probably. I feel that. You know? I got to free these niggas. I get that. I get that. Four score 20 years ago, I tried to free these these niggas and they shot me. These niggas shot me.

One of them short made. Oh, my God. Oh, man. What if you find out that John Wilkes move as a black man? How much would that hurt you. That shit would hurt me. That would pain me to my core, bro. But you know, it would also be so weird. It's like, why did they fucking, why did they

lie about that shit? Yeah, no, they wouldn't, they wouldn't, they wouldn't, vice president was racist. He didn't like black people at all. Exactly. He didn't even want black people to take credit for taking out someone like, like, like, take it out Lincoln. That's, that's how you know it was definitely a white guy. Like, they didn't, they just couldn't. They couldn't, they couldn't get away with it. Like, they couldn't be like, that was a black guy. I was like, nah, this guy jumped off a balcony and broke his little twig-like legs. Like, he's just

not. Sorry. But... That would be crazy. John Wicks was a black man. I'd be like, what the fuck is wrong with us? Are we just crazy? So are you saying... So are you saying that...

Is John Wilkes' booth your suggestion? Is that... No, absolutely not. He probably wouldn't even let me... He'd probably don't even care if I told him not to say it. Like, he's like, right before he shot him, fuck you, niggins. We got on it.

We got a... Duh, Nichol. You gotta get an answer here. JFK? JFK. Why JFK? JFK would be pretty good. Who would be someone that would say and it would be like fucking fantastic if they said it?

JFK sounds good because this accent. That'd be really good. Well, you're telling me that all these niggas are here and no one bought any food to this function. Ask what, yo, not, wait, ask not what yo niggas can do for you, but what your niggas can do for your country. Exactly. Oh my God I wish I could do his voice I can't do his voice

You mean to tell me Now we've come this far All right All right It has to be like a real person Can it be like fictional characters I mean I guess it could be a fictional character

I want to hear Arbiter say naked dude But as Arbiter not as anyone else Hold on hold on He said A single historical figure Historical figure So in fairness Any important fictional character

character could could in theory qualify as like a history. I want to hear Geroz of Rivia say, nigga. That'd be great. That'd be great. Listen to here, Nick. I want to hear I want to hear Iqabod Crane

the headless horseman. He takes his fucking head off and throws that dude and he's screaming niggas at you. Niggas, nigga, nigga, nigga! It's just like flying towards you and it blows up with the fire. My God.

That's just a pumpkin bomb. This is green goblin shit. The pumpkin bomb just screams nigger, but it's his head. All right. That's pretty terrifying, actually. Big Bill, Billy the Big Ball Brawler rode in. It says my question is pretty simple.

How attractive does someone have to be to overlook the fact that they are a furry? You got to be like really attractive. You've got to be like very attractive. I feel like a step above pretty, pretty solid. I don't think there's enough because, well, it depends. Do they want to do like fairy sex shit? Like, do they want to incorporate furry stuff in the bedroom? No, no, no, it's just that they're a fur.

It's just that they are a fur. They just like to, man, I don't know, man. Like, say, would you, would you accept your girl if she's like, oh, yeah, by the way, I'm a furry? Man, I would because she's, she's so many other great things that, like, her being, as long as, as long as she does not want to have, make it sexual. Because not all furries are sexual, so. Sure. I, you know. I would because I, I think I could potentially.

fix that. Like, I could, I could potentially... You're too late, I think, Chris. No, no, no, no. I could do it. You're too late. Think of it like this, okay? Because some girls say shit like that about, like, video gamers, like, mentality is about being gamers, you know? Like, I could probably, like, get him out of gamers. Like, my pussy could be good enough to get him out of being a gamer. It's like, your pussy could be fucking skittles, taste the rainbow type shit.

I'm gonna still play my video games, you know? You know, Chris, like, I don't think you're gonna, you can't break that. You just got to accept it. You got to accept it. You got to accept like this person is deficient in this way. And like, I can't change what they are. But I'll work. I will work my whole life to do that. You'll die working.

I can do it. I can do it. I mean, there is, look, one time this dude, Daniel used to work with, he was with his girlfriend for about four years at the time. And then she didn't give, she gave zero fucks about comics and anything like that. And then four years later, she's like, oh, it's a tradition that we go to. to New York Comic Con. We fly out there and shit. And she loves it.

And so there is a possibility to work on someone and change them into the way that, into the correct way to be, you know? It's easier to introduce them to remove, though. That's the thing. That, yeah, that fair point. Man, I don't know about that. It's very true, man. I think I could do it.

You can try. Lily, you're listening right now, honey. if you were a furry, I would still be with you. I wouldn't love you as much as I do now. I'll be 100% honest. But I would still love you. I just don't understand it. I definitely when I would hug you, I wouldn't like,

you know when you hugs my mom, you have like a really hug, like you embrace? I would hug them. I would be wide open. And I'd be like, you just nod in disapproval every time you hug. Every time you just, oh my God, all right.

I probably could do better than this. I don't know. Noble 19 wrote in Greetings shepherd chief and link Which of you do you think is the most intimidating I think Chris's goblin thing is kind of scary However Sweeney being a nurse Could could probably break every bone in your body

While naming them Tootles You areousing evolved Well I don't know He says chimps but it's referring to all of us So I don't know if that's racist or not. I guess not. Well, Evolved chimps means humans pretty much.

So, like... Yeah, yeah, all right. It's making sure. I didn't want to say that and get in trouble. Yeah. That would be like I'd immediately be gone. I think I'm pretty intimidating, but everyone tells me I'm not intimidating at all. So...

You're not an intimidating person. I mean, like, all right. You're just big. You're like a Jeep, kind of. You know, like, nobody's really afraid of a Jeep, but it's like, it's also like, you know, that's a sizable car. I think I'm just adorable. So that's why I kind of conflicts. Like, I don't get mad also.

Like, I haven't been, dude, I haven't genuinely been mad in like six years. Maybe, maybe seven. I've been angry constantly. I'm not angry at all, dude. It's kind of probably a problem. Yeah, maybe. You're probably going to explode one day. That's what all of these, like, every time you, like, have these, like, edgy diatrives about you, like, ending, like, some kind of, like, species on the planet or, like, being like, oh, lives don't.

matter to me. That's like your anger manifesting through your calmness. And eventually you're going to have a moment where it's just going to be like something's going to hit the fan. You're going to be like, yo, I'm done. And you're going to jump through the roof. Ground, pound the ground, and half of L.A. is going to be gone. I turn anger

into that much power, bro. I start funneling into actual physical strength. It's like a wrist runner, man. You just just like, you just swim around in the anger. And then you're just going to output that anger later into some fucking crazy bolt. It works. It works. What about you doing, anything intimidating?

No. No, no, no, not at all. But to be fair, most humans to me aren't really intimidating. It's more of like animals or like big animals are intimidating. Yeah, yeah. Of course, that's instinctive. They have to be. Even ones that are like kind of like say there was this great dane that I was at the guitar center

and this massive this moose of a dog. was this dude brought it in and like you can see it's well behaved but it's so big I gave off a vibe of that I was a little bit afraid I was like oh shit and then it looked at me and it went like a really like kind of like a

it kind of a wolf that you can tell that it was feeling how I was a little bit like agitated like oh shit I didn't want to it was naturally because I don't do that most dogs like even a Rottweiler it doesn't matter a pit bull I'm not afraid of them because I know even if it fucking bit me I can still give it a run for my money, even if it tore my arm and shit.

But that dog was so big that I was like, that dog would fuck me up so bad that I was like, oh, fuck. And I normally don't do that. But even if Shaq showed up, I'd be like, hey, what's up, Shaq? You're giant, but you don't give off those type of vibes. Yeah, yeah. You know people would scare me? People, tall, thin, and white. That's what scares me, bro.

Tall thin. What? Like, this, there's something. Like, I don't know. Like there's something about quiet white people that wear big clothes to scare the fucking shit out of me, dude. I don't even know what that means. Even girls, even like, girl, like it's just something about that. Something about that combination.

To me, it's only homeless white dudes in the hood. White white white dude's in hood. Short book bag or white tall trench coat scares the fucking, I'm quiet around them. Trench coats. White trench coat. Trench coats. Trench coats. Trenchcoats, regardless, are fucking terrifying things.

No, sometimes they're cool, though. No, no, no, no, no. They're cool because they're inherently threatening. It's like Power Ranger armor. It's like, this is cool because it implies danger. Like, there's no... I have never seen in my life anyone in a trench coat that I also wasn't positive was carrying a weapon.

Yeah. Dude, we were alive when trench coats were normal. We weren't even close to being alive I don't think our parents were alive yet Yeah the trench coats was like What is that like 40s? Yeah you're right My fight

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I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.

Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. No, no, no, the 50s, the 50s, and I guess, you're right. I guess the 40s and 50s were, like, suits and, like, the 20s. But they kind of, like, carried over into being, like, this is a jacket type of thing. Well, it became, it was, like, a thing that a lot of people had, and then it became, like, detectives.

Yeah, and then it became assassins. Yeah. Just anyone with a fucking Tommy gun and a street sweeper fucking that was it. Not even then, dude. They wouldn't even have trench coats. This is the trajectory. It goes, I want to solve crimes. No, no, it goes, I'm a normal person.

I want to solve crimes. Crimes looking pretty good. That's the evolution. Crimes looking pretty good. That's pretty good. I hate this school and everyone in it. I cannot wait to crime. It's like a cop.

I can't wait to crime, dude. It's like a cop. It's a cop who like busts a drug ring and sees all this money and it's like, damn, that's more than my pension's going to be. I mean, what are you going to do, really? He busts a drug rink. He has everybody in cuss and he's like, you guys want to make some money. That's a different storyline.

When you see cops getting busted for shit like that, I get it, dude. Like, I get it because they're like, oh, I'm making $40,000 a year, and here's $40,000 just right here. I'm like, it's like the people getting tempted by lobbyists in the government. It's like, I hate it, but I understand. Yeah, obvious. I mean, I get. People like money, Ben. Money insurers survival and, you know.

That's what I want to do. That's really the only thing. It's like people, even people who are like super rich, they're like, the reason they hoard their fucking money is just because they're like, For me, I would take that power, bro. The power that comes to being a cop is fantastic. I would love it. I would hate to be a cop. I wouldn't want to.

I would love it. Oh, my God. That'd be amazing. I would be such a dick. I'd be such a dick as you just can. And there's no penalization for being a dick. You just be as a dick and that's it. That is why we have these issues because the dicks flocked to the police force.

Exactly. That's why I never became a cop. I don't want to mistreat people because of the power I know I'm going to have. That was actually. when I was in Arizona and I was going to sign up for the Maricopo Police Academy and then talking to some of the locals, they're like, oh,

you're going to have to do lots of fucked up shit. And I was like, ah, they can't. It's not in me. It's a gang. Did you know? It's a fucking gay. This is a fun fact. This is a fun, very, very fun fact. Did you know that Arizona is named Arizona because it's an arid zone? I don't I don't think that's real.

It is. See, I can't. See, with your bullshit, like, I can't, I can't even You're just too much bullshit I just don't care enough to argue Ever since you're Dr. Jew shenanigans I can't take anything you say seriously

Oh well You know funny you should say that Because Oh my fucking God What is this? Contale What the fuck is this name? Contaliar

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Hello Chris Blackman Tom Reinaldo and Derek Sweeney That was disassociative That was disassociative for me for a second Every year around the wintertime I actually do get an ant infestation in my room And I can definitely smell ant juice When I kill a bunch of them

It's a very unique smell And a smell I'm very used to by now But that gave me an interesting question Have you guys ever had to deal with a bug infestation of any kind. I think we've talked about this on the podcast, but like, Sweeney and I have had to deal with roaches

in the last department that we were in. But, yeah, I think everybody, right? Bugs are so fucking invasive, and there's so many millions more of them than there are people that, like, I feel like every single person has a bug infestation stuff. They're just so disrespectfully invasive,

but they just show, they're coming, they move into your house. It's like, bro, come on. So, they don't understand property rights. Vermins, bro. What did you have to deal with there? Having bugs. Nothing's been too crazy.

One time I moved in with somebody that had neighbors that had an infestation of naturally they came into our apartment. So that was pretty fun. What was it? Was it like roaches? That was roaches, which. I don't play with that shit, man. But they fucking showed up anyway. And I was like, I'm not living here anymore.

This is fucking crazy because we couldn't do it. It was the other people that fucking caught. It wasn't like us leaving food around. It was other people. No, yeah, that's exactly what it was like in our building. Like, we moved in. We didn't have any food in the apartment at all, dude. Like, we had literally hadn't even gone grocery shopping yet.

And they were like, we found him in like the fucking dishwasher. And it's like, the fucking dishwasher dude, of all places. At the very least, like Sam that, at the very least remain on the fucking floor. Like the dishwasher is where I clean stuff. And you're in there not clean. In there being all gross. You're uncleanifying my clean. Yeah.

That's the worst, dude. Hate them. Yeah, it's usually just ants. Ants is like the thing See like I think And that's why I say I wonder where this person lives Because I've lived in quite a few different places

Especially mostly in California And it depends on where you live like Cities man The house I grew up in Was definitely an ant just fucking colonies Live there So they would sniff anything And then they would come by the fucking hundreds

And when I lived in Cerritos for a while It was nothing There was no ants there It was fucking dope dude That was I want to live, that's where I want to make sure I hang my hat in a place where that ants just don't fuck with their shit.

But the thing is, I've killed so many of them. And here's the deal. Also, I will say this while I was thinking about this, when I typically kill ants, I'm killing them with chemicals. So I can't, even if they did have a smell, how the fuck would I smell them? I'm smelling the chemical.

Yeah, yeah, no, exactly. And I'm wondering. I kill them with fire, so I wouldn't know. Well, you're not going to kill hundreds with fire because you're going to set your fucking place on fire you gotta have controlled explosions okay shut the anyway anyway

controlled demolitions I'm wondering what these fucking people are killing ants with because you're saying oh you're killing hundreds are you just smashing them with your hands like what the fuck are you doing typically you're killing them with some type of ant killer some type of raid even if it's

unscinted raid it still has a scent like fucking everything has a slight scent what in the fuck is this Yeah, I'm recording the podcast. What's up? You see this? Are we, ladies and gentlemen, Christopher Raymond Gunther

is on the phone right now. What a fucking dickhead. That's okay. He answered his phone. I hope it, it better be a relative. It better be a mom. If it's not a relative, this is unacceptable.

Is there your mom? This is death. Huh? Is there your mom? Don't worry about it. This is death by a thousand cuts. What was that? What do you mean?

What do you mean? I got a call. Yeah, who do you think you are? The editor. Well, you're not getting, we're saying some very important stuff, man. Ah, you could have kept going. I could have just silenced my audio track. The answer was, this was the most important that we've talked about ever.

Ah, well. And then you were like, oh, you know what? Fuck these niggas. Like that. I heard you say that. I heard you say it. In fair. Yeah, that is true.

No, like usually when I hear, you know, when I get a call, it's usually, And it's not from, like, my roommates. It's usually like a fucking, like, you know. Someone's dead. Or like some crazy shit. Oh, it's postmates. Those gusses. Oh, your gusses around the corner.

Oh, thank God. No, I wouldn't answer for a fucking postmate. Thank God. I would, I would, because they would leave my food and I had to pay for it. So I would answer. I'm sorry. I'm not going to act like I would lie about that. You got to tell them, you got to leave special instructions and say, come into my room and leave the food there.

Come into my room, sit on my lap, hand me the food. feed me my food I wonder what happened if you left instructions they probably wouldn't do it Derek they wouldn't do that they wouldn't feed you your food people are pretty fucking dumb dude you don't know you don't know that oh my god

dude when I was in upstate we had a fucking stink bug infestation through my my air conditions I put an air conditioner in my room because it got so hot in my room and like my room was like the last room in the house to get the central air so like it just by the time it got to me it was just fucking nothing it was like peter like dust it would just rain dust on me from the air conditioner so I got like a like a window unit air conditioner and I remember I was so excited and I slept so soundly I was like oh man it's like a fucking it's like a goddamn blizzard in here it's wonderful and then I woke up and just hundreds of stink bugs like pouring in like through the fucking air conditioner and it was so traumatizing that's like such a fuck i thought i thought it was waking up in the

middle of like a fucking biblical plague honestly i mean you realize that you're just you they chose you they chose you're their leader yeah like what did you did you guide them that's what they were they were seeking guidance no i didn't guide them jackass damn man you you missed out you could have been the stink bug king and you're just like whatever I don't want this responsibility I'm such an asshole I'm something weird than what you are I really should have yeah they're the worst though because you can't even

kill them really you know because they fucking stink up your apartment you know you gotta like gross you gotta guide them you have to guide them away without scaring them they'll die and they'll blow up so no because they'll do they'll make it stink too if you fucking scare

I fucking man I hate stink but might as well murder them dude. Like, what is the point of a stink bug's existence? They're from Asia, I think. They, like, they're invasive. Like, this is not a joke. Like, they, like, I think it was like a shipment from Asia that they came on.

And then they just, like, became so fucking uncontrollable that they just, they're not native here. That's why they fuck shit up over here real bad. But I don't know what the fucking, they just, they just eat people's crops. They're like fucking deer, man. They're the deer of bugs. I hate them. Fuck them. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees,

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I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23, after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.

office near you. They die and they stink. That's the worst, dude. Die and they stink. What got a dickhead, are you? If I died outside in the woods, I'd be gone. Because, like, a fucking coyote. I would...

I would... Die. Immediately. Can you imagine people, like, when they die, they just instantly fucking melted? That would be very convenient. I'll say that. Death would be a lot more scary visually than it already is.

Yeah. But, I mean, it's like the whole like burial stuff and everything, God damn, you know. Like, at least you would have to worry about that shit. People were just like a fucking puddle and you just, you know, put a towel on them and you get lapped up by a fucking dog or something like that. Fucking mops and shit. And then you just, what do you bury the mop? What do you do? Bury the mop?

I don't know. Oh, man. Well, thank you. We're at the end here. I think we got a pretty good run. We're at two hours. We have a bunch of questions still left over. for the next episode.

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Why are we talking about the death of this man? Anyway, thanks for stopping by, everybody. We appreciate you. It's a fucking mess. I'm going to go edit this disaster and... Just leave it up as is. Yeah, I'll just fucking one-to-one. Just post it.

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