The Snark Tank - #50: Vaccine Cuisine

Episode Date: December 19, 2020

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I'll shave my head again. Shave your head? Yeah. It's gonna go bald. He did it already, like, in the last, like, month or two. It's crazy. Yeah. I'm gonna go out of my hair.

Not even kidding. What, your entire head, like Steve Harvey. Oh, no, not entirely. No, no. I shaved the sides. The sides. The sides. The side.

Okay. And then I cut down like half my fro. And then it just came back because of my hair. I think I'm sick I think I'm just clearly really sick and my hair grows that fast No you're definitely sick in different ways Yeah

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Maybe in your fucking dreams. No, definitely in some sort of comedy sketch. I think it was on the Chappelle show, actually. I think he literally said those two words. I could see that on the Chappelle Show. You actually might be right, because now that kind of rings a ring of a ball. I remember it was the Hater Awards. I don't know.

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to cover today. So I think we should just jump into this shit. because First things first We got our little vaccines First shipment I saw a fucking unboxing video Of a vaccine

Which is a very 20-20 thing to happen It's an unboxing video of it That's pretty nuts Exclusively 2020 You explain to anybody else in any other decade Like what Oh these people did an unboxing video Of vaccines

On account of You know The world Destroying Pandemic Well you see if you open the vaccine, you'll see that they're nicely organized, a nice white film over them

to make sure they stay clean. The bottle seems very sterile. They're bored already. Stop it. I'm so bored. I got to say, Pfizer really nailed the presentation on this one.

You know? I fucking hate it. I hate it. Did you guys see? It kind of didn't go viral, which I was expecting to, but Obama, he took it. He was like, I want to take it.

You know, because he wants to ensure trust across a nation and everything. And then his skin started melting and it revealed his Bertillion Scaly's flesh. Yeah, yeah. And then they just kind of cut off the feed and I was just like, I coulda. Yeah, it's crazy. And then his, and then there was a video, a leaked video on Instagram of his reptilian skin melting off and Dr. Drew was beneath it and Dr. Drew died on the street.

Which is crazy. Right after it. And then Dr. Drew's skin melted away himself and it was Harambe the whole fucking time. I'm cutting that out. You did not just make a Harambe. joke in 2020. I will cut my end words. You guys are still making the same fucking Dr. Drew joke. That was this year though. He's not dead. I get it. Right. He's dead though. And neither is Harambe. You know, one of these days he's going to die and I'm going to feel real bad.

Well, yes, he's a person. Everyone dies eventually. Yeah, I know. And everyone's going to blame you. They're going to point back. Because people keep going back to this podcast and saying, oh, you guys were right about this and that. It's the same fucking thing. Somebody just did that recently about Sweeney, you talking about Joel is going to get his head bashed in. I did. I literally said that, which is hilarious. Oh, wait, you said that? You said that?

Like, in a pre-Last of Us 2? Yes. I did. He gets his fucking head bashed and get his head fucking gushed. I was saying that if I was like, you were right. And I was like, whoa. At this point, by the way, I apologize. I apologize.

Like, I can't keep. At this point, the Last of Us Part 2 is spoiled for everybody. Like, normally I would like have like a spoiler thing. But come on. Like, honestly, at this point, if you haven't played it already, you're not going to plan. Look, you get three months. If you, look, if you care about something, if you care about a form of media, no matter

how busy you are, you'll make at least a bit of time to figure out what happens in it, you know? And I give people three months. That's my time. Three months before I'm like, that's way too generous for me. Sorry, dude. Sorry, dude, I'm going to spoil shit for you. Like, in my clan for destiny, somebody was like, I didn't play Final Fantasy 7 yet.

I don't know what happens. I was like, I don't give a fuck. That game came out nearly a year ago. Zach Faire is still alive. I don't get a shit. Also, it's a game that came out a year ago that's a remake of a game that came out, what, 25 years ago?

In the fucking 90s. But it's not the same game. It's already definitely not the same game, but I mean, like, you know. I mean, that twist that I just mentioned didn't even kind of happen in the last one. Oh, really? Not even a slaghton. I don't know anything about the original Final Fantasy 7.

Yeah, I didn't play seven. I played it. I just didn't really beat it. Like, because I, the thing with Final Fantasy is that, like, it's just always been this series that I really, I never really liked. It's too anime for me, but Final Fantasy 7 was the only one they got me into it because I thought the art style was awesome. And I thought the fucking soundtrack is fucking killer.

I think it won, right, for like best soundtrack, I think, at the Game Awards, actually. I don't remember what won. I feel like it did, which was actually so. All I remember is Sephiroth. That's it from that game war. Remember Seferoth? And they showed a new Left for Dead game. Yeah.

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Apply. One time only offer. Remember something incorrectly. Ah, damn it. It doesn't say the winner. I'm pretty sure it was final fantasy. That's it. Speaking of streams, you guys want to follow me on Twitch.tv. Tom Sweeney, one, 278. I'll be there, um, biweekly. Wow. I'm said, I'll be there daily. So if you guys want to see me, you know, swing on by, I'm there. I'm streaming. I'm having fun. You know, we're doing fucking chill. Look at this fucking chill over here, man.

This, Godforsaken asshole. This handsome, his handsome chocolate man streaming, talk about video games. you're more than welcome. Sorry, guys. I want you to talk as much shit as you possibly can about him until he cries. That's really hard. If you make me cry from making fun of me, bro, you're a powerful person. Yeah, that's a shit, bro.

I haven't done that since I was like eight. You haven't cried since you were eight? That's not true. I haven't cried about people making fun of me since I was like eight. Oh, yeah. That's more accurate, yeah. Because I was just like, I just can't. What?

I can't remember the last time I cried for like that kind of reason. You know what I mean? Like, that's, that's tough. dude, I grew up in New York, bro. That's all I get, my friend groupers. I, my friends are some of the funniest people on the planet and all we do is make fun of each other. So if you're capable of making fun of me to like cry, then you're a powerful dude, man.

I think the only, I think the only thing, if somebody were to make fun of me to the degree that I would cry, it would have to be almost ethereally unavoidable. Like, you would have to like break into my home and insult me while I'm trying to sleep, you know like don't leave me alone I wake up you're still there insulting me you know I'm trying to eat you're still insulting me I go through like five days of that completely uninterrupted and then like at that point

I might cry you know just just for the sheer like the pure like metaphysical disrupt disruption that's occurring in my life at that point because you can't stop it that's a mental breakdown that's a mental breakdown basically yeah so that's possible He's been making fun of me for three days, straight.

He's not even saying anything that hurtful, but he's just so unrelenting that it hurts me. He's called me a bitch like 25,000 times already. I'd probably cry if somebody complimented me for that long, you know? I'd be like, oh my God, stop, please, for the fuck, God, Christ. Like, if I hear it in my dreams, too, like if I'm sleeping and I steer here him insulting me, and I was like, I can't avoid this guy. Oh, my fucking God. I bet if Keith David insulted you for an entire day, you might cry.

Oh, for a few hours, a few minutes. might cry because I respect him so much. Yeah, and then he just, he finally comes up to you and he's just like, Tom Sweeney. Oh, I was going to say something really bad. Never mind. I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just keep it in my head. But he just says some really, some really fucked up shit that you normally shouldn't say. I kind of want to hear it.

I want to hear it too. No, it's just like, you know, you go to that primal stage where you just say like, oh, I'm going to say the worst stuff. and it would just be cut out anyway, so it's just like, never like. Oh, man, we could have had a really good beep. But, uh, no, yeah, I hear. I wouldn't mind hearing it, bro. I love it.

You, honestly, like, I do think Keith David would get to me. Only because eventually I would just hear Arbiter hurting, like, talking down to me. And I would be like, oh, no, I really, ah, you know. I look up to you. Stop, please, Arbiter. I look up to you. He was fucking stupid.

I look up to you. He's literally Hitler, kind of. I look up to Arbiter, though. Huh? How do you not look up to Arbiter? Arbiter has goes with such a beautiful metamorphosis. We got the vaccine. That's how we got here.

I don't know how we got already. I don't know how we got derailed so far from vaccines. Vaccines and reptilians. All I'm saying is that Barack Obama is definitely like a Sith. I don't go to show anybody says. He's definitely like Palpatine. I feel like one of those Palpatine. That's niggas dog.

I used to love Barack Obama. And then I found out that he like, you know, like tested weapons in like Chicago. and then like bond Middle East multiple times it's like oh shit didn't he also like he did weapon testing in Flint right didn't he like do weapon testing

no Michigan not Chicago Michigan yeah that was it right it was Michigan yeah like what they can't drink they couldn't drink water and be like blowing up their CBSes it's fucking crazy I love that he actually though he was like oh give me a glass of water give me a goddamn glass of water

and then he goes he puts it up to his mouth like this and he goes and then he's like yeah see the the fucking water is fine. He literally just kissed. He just kissed poison. Then he went in his fucking cryo chamber and got fucking revealed and he's like, all right,

I'm better now. Come on, both. Before he was even behind the stage, they started pumping his stomach. They started fucking putting the tube down him just to make sure he was fine. Now, me and my dog,

Bo, you see, we both love the water here. You know, we love it. Masasha Malia. Michelle, we love the water here.

We fly here sometimes just for the water. Yeah, so what I'm saying to you, what I'm saying to you right now is, the water's fine, right? Let me, excuse me, I got to go bomb the got a strip again. Let me be clear. Let me be clear as this water is in Flint, Michigan. The water that is as gray as the tip of a crayon. Let me be as gray as the grays that do the bidding for my alien race. The water in Flint, Michigan is so fucked up that even the rain doesn't work.

you know what are in the michigan is so fucked up it jiggles it's fucking custard it's like fucking jello well like jello

it's like jello it's like somebody turned fucking lead into jello well flint michigan will have one less thing to worry about now if these vaccines don't you know turn people into roach people or something or whatever the fuck roach people

potentially possible reptilians obviously the thing that's weird about this is that it's it like I don't I don't mean to stoke paranoia about this because obviously like it's a vaccine people should be taking it's like it's just basic shit I'm not an anti-vax person but the same time it's like dude we got this thing out pretty quick

you know relative and you know these types of things it's like Lord knows what the fuck the side effects are going to be like in however long because there's always like one of these things that happens where it's like oh yeah I can't have kids unless all my kids have eight

noses or something now it's like oh wow that's pretty cool though that's a pretty massive inconvenience I'll I made a big deal about like or I made like kind of like a joking stint about like how like oh yeah you know I'll probably wait like five years before I take the vaccine it's like I'll probably just take it like whatever the fuck what yeah usually vaccines take a lot like usually they get through the FDA and stuff like that and all

the people like that usually it's the pricing that takes it the longest time pricing takes it's years yeah usually and but the thing is that we did go through me and my girlfriend talked about like it went you went through pretty fast in general like very very quickly like we had like testing done very very fast but it's a pandemic you never had one of these and they had a technology to get one of the vaccines out that quickly. So I don't advise anyone to take it just quite yet if you don't need to. You can still say safe, but people that need to, but that are like immune deficients like that,

they need to take it. And then what happens is probably if they take it, the worst thing that happens, they're probably just going to get COVID. They're going to take it and it's going to get COVID from taking it. And it's going to be like, whoa, whoa, I mean, isn't that, isn't that like, doesn't that defeat the purpose? Yeah, but that's what happens.

Yeah, but that's probably going to be the worst that's going to happen. That happens with the flu vaccine. The flu shot. You get the flu. You're like, fuck. Yeah. This is not the flu. I'm just going to take it.

I need to go to a bar and drink again. Like, I fucking hate this shit. I fucking can't do this. My whole thing is I don't, uh, the only reason that I'm skeptical at all, not about the whole process or whatever is that I don't, I've never taken the flu vaccine because if I ever do get influenza, I'm sick for like three days maximum. I don't think like, why the fuck do I need to take this thing? I know there's some people that get sick for like weeks. I'm like, you should take that. Yeah, I'm like, you should take the flu fucking vaccine.

Me, I, at one night, my body goes in a hyper drive and just sweats like it, it heats and I sweat it all out. And then I'm fucking good in two days later. I'm like, okay, I'm fine. I mean, COVID is different though. Like it is, it doesn't really have like a consistent, like it obviously has consistent effects, but it doesn't like consistently affect everybody of every demographic or even of every sure.

Like there's some people super healthy fucking people who just got like fucking axed, you know? And then there's some like old ass people who just made it. That just made it. It's like such a fucking random it's like the fucking Hawk moon perk. It's just completely random.

And I think like, you know, I don't know, I'm probably in time. I just, I need some of something to be safe. I can't wait to just go to a bar again. Like I lost a whole fucking. year of like my late 20s you know that sucks yeah same like for me when I when it comes it comes out I'm taking and I'm going to York like the moment I can take it I'm gonna take it I'm gonna go visit my family that's what I'm gonna be holding me back because I have a grandmother

who's like an old woman who's like sick and stuff and I don't want to come there and get her sick I want to know that if I'm gonna be there I'm gonna be definitely fine well you could still carry it though right like because if you take the vaccine it just means you're immune to it doesn't mean or it just means you'll be able to fight it doesn't mean that you couldn't carry it elsewhere so it's I think it means that you're body, if you get it, your body just fights it up. I don't know if you can carry it anymore. I'm sure you, I'm...

Because what happens with the flu is that you get, we get different kinds of flus constantly. It's never just the same flu. Right, but if the basing is influenza, but like... Right, but if you're vaccinated for the flu, if you get the flu shot, you can still get the flu and you can still give the flu to other people. I don't, I don't think you... It's certainly true. People get...

I think the body, your body can just kill the virus. That's it. But the virus is still... But the virus doesn't like get destroyed the second it... the second you get it, does it? That's not how that works. Surely you can carry a virus, even if you're vaccinated.

I don't think you can, but I should know this. I'm sure that's true. It's just the turnaround, though. All I'm thinking is that your body probably does fight it off, but you would have to be essentially, if you, by the time you went to go see your grandmother, I imagine if you did get COVID before, probably wouldn't give it to her then.

I think if she got exposed is because it was something else or some shit. So what happens is you have to build up, sorry to interrupt you, bro. But you have to build up immunity first. So you take it, then you have to build your immunity to it. And then you'll become immune so you can't, you can't get it.

Maybe carrying you possibly carry it on things. You can still touch something and carry it, but you won't be able. Like, you won't have COVID to give to someone else. I don't know. Anyway, this is like probably the only good news. the only objectively good news that we got this year you know it's like oh okay good you know this is this is a thing that's happening

this progress being made it exists people are taking it I'm pretty sure people are like people have already been administered with it did Obama take it already or did he just like no he said he and some other former president said they were going to do it I don't know if they did it already or not I only remember that

that was the whole point where it's like they were doing it for trustability it was Bush Clinton and Obama and it's like oh we want to get the public trust on our side. I'm like, you, you guys? You, like, you're going to take it? I really trust Clinton, Bush, and Obama.

Bill Clinton's a fucking litch. He's a fucking litch of a human being. Fucking Barack Obama's the serpent. And George Bush is a dumb kid with a shotgun. I don't trust any of those fucking guys. George Bush is like an Ed and Nettie bad guy. He's just such a weird. There's not even bad guys in that series, but yeah, I know what you mean.

You know what I mean? Like, they're kids, he's like Kevin almost. but he's Kevin he's Kevin and Rolf Put together But who's a kid that has plank Johnny right Johnny

Big headed big headed Johnny I thought Johnny was a black person Fucking cancer patient Yeah that's Kaiu you think of Who's like 11 foot Shiny ass You know Kaiu's bigger than us dude And he's a kid

Imagine when his body gets his true form And it's all solidified and powerful You can fucking pick up and throw people How tall is Kai Yu wait Did we do this on something? the podcast? Yeah, I think Cayu's like 5 foot 6. That guy, it's so fucking gross.

Yeah, he's 5 foot 11. Yo, Cayu is almost my fucking night. God bless Cayu. What the fuck. That's a Canadian show, too. Those God forsaken. Everything's bigger in a North man. They got out of cold air. All that fucking cold air, they get taller, I guess. He's fucking... What? I don't even know if that's

true. He's got to... No. Okay. Whatever, dude. He's godforsaken maple Wendigo's making all these mutant children. I don't even understand how they got this information. Fucking Canadian Baconian motherfuckers over there again. It's all our Canadian fans and friends. We love you guys.

We don't make fun of Canadians nearly as much to make fun of like Europeans, you know? But I love Canadians. Canadians are actually cool. Fucking Europeans. I'm the opposite. And like Canadians are kind of like whatever. I mean, you like that fucking, you like that fucking,

fucking Aryan pussy. Yeah, I like, I like all pussy. I just happen to have had some Aryan pussy. Okay. I've had it too and it's really fine. It's really fine. No, you seem to really have something against it.

You're always talking about blue, like devil this, white devil this. I'm just scared to have a child with blue eyes. That scares me. I'm disappointed in my kidney peers at me. What did you say,

father? And I'm just like nothing. The conversation always gets to white devils and pussy somehow. Like always. Like it just, like, that's the name of the album.

That's a good, that's a good album name, honestly. White devils and pussy. dude. Malcolm Max's fucking album. Malcolm X's lost fucking album. I'll fucking, I'll do it. I'll make a

fucking quick little EP called White Devils and Pussy. I actually have a one that I sat on the side. It was like whenever I have my EP, it's going to be called on sex dolls and cyborgs. That's pretty cool. Yeah, so. That's not bad. But now I got to put that aside for White Dells and Pussy. No, I got to put that side project aside

aside from this guy who just keeps building side projects and just keeps putting it's like, wait a minute, this is a better idea than this. And he never finished his photography is fucking full, bro. He has he has a bunch of like 10 fucking song albums. He just needs the 11 song for all of them, but he keeps getting side-tracked.

And then he makes his last one. And he makes his last one, but then he's like, oh, what do we put on the previous one? It's like, I just put these ones on the previous one too. And then, like, what about the last one? It's like, we already got these songs. So let's just all these different projects with the same track list. Oh my God. That'd be fucking amazing. That would be amazing.

It would be hard. It would be like Kanye did some shit like that. That would fucking college drop out again. I should people would love that. I would love that again. I would respect that so hard. I would respect that so much. It's like a re-performed recent one.

No one's ever done that before. Who's done that? No one because it's supposed to make different music every time. No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, who's that guy? Little Nas released the same song like a million times. Well, yeah. He did his remixes of it. He didn't release the straight of the same song.

You got to put end quotes, quote-unquote, remix. and that was the smartest thing I've ever seen that I was just like this guy he knew he had a fucking banger and he's like I'm gonna remix this 700 times so I make millions and it worked bro hey man I want that

I've been thinking about this for a while man I was like dude I would not mind being a one hit wonder and then just trying to just milk the fuck you know when you're trying to squeeze the last drop out of a fucking toothpaste like little bottle like that I want to get my toothbrush and then roll it and just try to squeeze everything out of it

where I fucking do with Jake Paul fucking rice gum I would never I would never I would never anything with rice gum I fucking hate that dude

I mean I don't like I hate Jake Paul more than rice gum but if we're talking about I'm making a song specifically to sell out I'm absolutely contacting these idiots oh yeah no I would do it too I'm not doing that I couldn't I also now you have fucking integrity about this

but fucking anything about that yeah because I'm making it If I'm making, if I'm making a piece of something, I'm not fucking working with them. I'd rather, I'd rather work, I'd rather work with a Klansman than work with those motherfuckers, dog. I'd rather, I'd much rather sit down and break bread with a guy that's fucking noose people that look like me than work with those motherfuckers. I just can't respect them. That's, that's fucking wild. At least I can respect. You know what's truly wild about that?

I believe you. Like, I, I don't even think that's like a joke. You know what I can respect at least? I can respect someone that even though they are wrong, they stick by the convictions. I can't respect some people that don't know what the fuck they're doing. They're doing it for money, you know? You respect people who are wrong,

and even though they know they're wrong, they just keep... No, no, no, no, no, they don't know they're wrong. He respects conviction. These motherfuckers know they're wrong. I respect conviction. I understand what you're saying, man. To a certain extent, I do. It's like the...

It's like the overtly racist people versus the... Secret of racies people. Like those little weasels. Like, look, like... I don't want to sound offensive, but... I just like the ones that are like, I don't like you. You're dark. And I'm like, I don't like you.

You're dark. Very fucking blunt. Your skin's black. You're scatering me, all right? It's not the ones like, I don't, I have black friends, but like, I wouldn't date a black guy because, you know, like, those are the worst. It's like, yo, just be real. Just call me the N-word, bro. Just call me N-word.

Be real, man. I wouldn't date a black guy because you know. That's all you needed, really. You know. Oh, man. Anyway, you know, we got a little bit of hope here. We got a little bit of hope at the end of the year. But don't worry because 2020 is sure to be, sure to be a bit of a mess.

Because what is this fucking Jake Paul? Oh, yeah. He is fucking challenging Connor McGregor now. Hewere McGregor, fucking Obi-Won-Connor. He was challenging. Can you imagine? He'd fuck him up. He'd be a fuck him up, though.

No, cap. Sure. What the hell is he, what is he even doing? What is Ian McGregor even doing? Ian McGregor is coming Obi-1 against. They're releasing all those new fucking Netflix, fucking Disney Plus Star Wars shows, which look lit. Look at him. Wait, that's happening?

Yeah. The Canoby show, Osso Catano. Is it called the Canobi show? Yeah. The Canobie show? Like a Shepel show? Like a Canobie show. And it comes up.

Hello there. Hello there. Hello there. And then what does he do? Like the reverse of a black rights supremacist for his first episode. Wait, what? No, he would just be a Star Wars person. He wouldn't do anything racially charged.

Well, come on. Because it's not Obi-Wan Canobi. Yeah, but, I mean, he's a Canobi show and he's got to do like mirror Shepel show 100%. That's not how those things work. That would be pretty dope, though. Wouldn't it, though? He could say that N-word. I don't mind.

You're giving those passes out. You're giving those passes out mighty frequent. I give about people who deserve it Why does he get a pass, though? Why does... Obi-Wan Kenobi, bro. The whole hood fucking Hobbit on Canobi, bro. What?

The hood fucks Obi-Wan Kenobi. You can't deny that. I... You know it's true. You know it's true. I don't think that's true, man. You know damn... There are certain people that can have the N-word pastor.

I'm gonna give you a list of people who... I think the H-D fucks with Vader, man. I don't know. That's not true, bro. That's not true. You know the hood-fuck with the Jedi's, bro. I mean... You know damn well, bro.

Dude, the Jedi's... always been kind of corny, man. Damon and Corbett did the good guys, bro. And Obi-Wan wasn't corny, bro. Him particularly was not corny. He was the corny. He smelled like fucking corn chips, dude. That's why fucking, like,

Vader was like, oh, dude, you fucking stink and then he disappeared. Like, that's it. He didn't say you stink and he just... That's what I remember. I'll give out the people that can say the N-word, right? Song-Goku can say the N-word. Oh, my God. Goku.

Obi-Won Kenobi can say the N-word. Darth Vader also is a word. allowed to say the N-word. Then who was another fucking character? Okay, so wait, wait, wait. Darth Vader, not Anakin. Yeah, Anakin can't say it. Oh, no, fuck, no, Anakin.

Okay, Vader can say it. That's important. That's an important thing. Because Vader's essentially a nigger once he becomes Vader. He gets put in a black suit. He's a black thing. He's literally the color black sense he got burned, bro. He can say the N-word. He can't, you can't argue that at all.

All right, now I'm going to have to, I'm going to get some voiceover work done for when, when, when, when, instead of, of him saying no when he becomes Vader nigger you know what's fucking wild? That scene that scene in Revenge of the Sith where he's like

oh my god where Anakin is like crawling and he's on fire I never saw the prequels when I was a kid like I never cared about him like I didn't like Star Wars really I was into other shit

and I was like it looks dweeby I can't do it but I saw that scene out of context somewhere, like on the internet, like way later, and I thought it was like a joke. Like, I thought it was like, like a, like a fake thing. Like, I was like, oh, that's, there's no way that's like the Star Wars movie. That's how Anakin is.

That's how Darth Vader becomes Darth Vader. He gets his legs cut off and he's crawling out of a volcano. This looks so hilarious. And it was real. Yeah. I couldn't believe it. Yeah. I love that scene because, and,

that scene he loses the three limbs he had. He lost his hand in the movie before. And then in that scene, he loses both his legs and his other real arm. And I'm just like, damn, bro. You just can't get a break, can you? And that's one thing that I thought about

with Obi, because I'm like, he didn't have to do that. He didn't have to do him like that. Yeah, he did. If you would have just cut off one leg, you would have been... He should have cut his head off. I would have cut his fucking head off. In retrospect, bro.

Like, you're thinking about that. a moment where it's like this guy's supposed to be this good force and he's like I'm going to I'm going to essentially torture this guy and leave him helpless and he's burning like a little bitch like just do that's that's not I don't know but at the same time I'm not like I don't know that much about the Jedi's and shit like I'm not all big so I don't know because to me I'm like doesn't that seem a little bit much to just it's essentially you'll you'll he created Darth Vader by doing that shit like he could have he could have he could have killed him and done he could of he,

what thing is that he was being selfish. He was like, instead of taking care of the problem, I'm going to hope the problem disappears and just dies on its own. I just saw it's late. That just sounds crazy.

Cut his head off. I would have cut his head off and I would have kicked his body in the lava, bro. That's so crazy that, yeah, I never thought about it that way, but like he's just a torso person.

Like he's, like, Darth Vader. He's a fucking Mr. Potato Head. And he's a fucking fleshlight, bro. He's a fleshlight. He's a fucking adult-sized fleshlight.

And what the, like at the, uh, uh, uh, return the Jedi. Like, why did he look like that?

And he took his fucking helmet off. I was like, what? Why is he, why does he look like a fucking, like pinhead or something? He looks like, cousin it.

Yeah. Like, or, yeah, or, uh, Fester. Is it Couster. Uncle Fester. Uncle Fester.

Yeah. But like, what the fuck happened to him? Like, why is that, whenever I saw that, I remember when I first saw that. I actually was like grossed out.

Like, I remember getting, like, disgusting to me. I was like, I was like, what is this? I guess all, he was just,

I don't know why he looked like the way he did. He was just inside of a suit for so long. Like, he don't, clearly he don't, he don't give a fuck ball.

He looked like no more. He can't. He can't even take that shit off without dying, bro. I mean, I would have just built myself to look like the hottest fucking person ever. I probably would have

myself to be a hot woman. Because they don't really, they don't really have like, they don't really have like skin graft. Yeah, like, Star Wars, Star Wars is like a weird kind of side.

Star Wars sci-fi is really weird because it's like it skips cyberpunk like almost exactly like that kind of that kind of technology is just like absent even though there are robot arms and it's really kind of bizarre

I don't really have a full understanding of like what the fuck Star Wars really is like it's like fantasy sci-fi I guess but like some of it's just so bizarre Like, I can't... It's like, if you guys know what Dune is...

I don't really. Dune is like Star... Do you know what's Dune is, Derek? Yeah. It's like Dune, but with more magic. That's all it is. That's what Star Wars is. Is this more space magic than Dune?

Other than that, and less, like, developed world. Yeah. It's like a really long and developed history, but, like, people, they don't... There are people that created didn't fill in all the blanks for the entire universe. And then I was up to a bunch of people that didn't know the whole, universe the whole story they feel it was a bunch of people just like dip in their hands and writing a universe and that's what happens it gets mixed up people don't explain shit no one knows that everyone this is doing so it just gets all convoluted that's why they got rid of the

legends the world they got rid of like the other canon which makes sense because it was this fucking a mess flat out yeah i don't know i don't know really i love it though i fucking love star wars that's my shit yeah it got weird how did we get here weren't we talking about so Connor McGregor yeah i was just thinking that i don't remember how we how it got there either Because Elon McGregor Oh, right, that's right We got the whole fucking tangent You stupid motherfucker in your Star Wars

That's what happened That's exactly what happened I'm gonna do it again You guys are gonna drop it again Connor McGregor is playing Ian McGregor And Obi-Wan Imagine people watch

Snibers of this shit for the news And they're just so fucking misinformed It was like No dude Definitely do not Definitely do not watch this show for news Definitely do.

Please don't. Please don't do that. Fucking get two vaccines in the eyes. And while you're watching, fucking the Ian McGregor show. Oh my God. Starring Obi-1 or whatever. Obi-Wan. I don't know.

He's going to fucking, Jake Paul's going to fight this fucking guy who's going to murder him probably. And like, I don't know. We'll see what happens, I guess. Yeah, if you guys must know, yes. So that's basically what's Jake Paul is trying his hardest to fight Connor McGregor. And Connor obviously is all about the money. So he offered him a lot of money, $50 million and a short little callout video, maybe less than a minute on Jake Paul's official YouTube channel,

just talking a bunch of shit, just, you know, saying stuff about him being Irish, talking trash about his wife, and just all these things, things that he's been a part of that were, you know, dark things in his past. So really trying to agitate him. Now, if anybody is a Connor McGregor fan, they know that he's a loose cannon. He talks a myriad of shit and he's done some pretty fucked up things. Like he did punch that guy in the bar in Ireland. Some old guy, like he offered him whiskey.

Because Conner McGregor has a whiskey called Proper 12. And he was trying to give it to the people at the bar. And this guy that looked like he was fucking 90, but he was 50 because that's how much he drank. And then he was like, no, I don't want your shit. And then Connor just punches him. He's done that. Connor attacked a bus because he thought Habib was on it.

And then it got other fighters injured. It's a lot of, he did a lot of, he was pretty fucked up. He attacked a bus? He started, he started, he's so, he's so strong. He fucking actually flipped the bus over twice.

What the fuck are you talking about? This is bullshit. Yes, Chris, it's bullshit. No one can flip a bus twice, you dickhead. No shit. No, but he did He took a dolly And threw it at the fucking buses

Shattered the glass And fighters got injured They had to cancel their fights So what He got arrested for it And I think he just did community services Conna McGregor Or something

Did worse Of course, of course But he just threw a grenade in that fucking Bucking bus He just has grenades Conner Connor McGregor just walks around With Greenwades

I don't I don't disbelief He could do it Do you know how hard it is To find grenades Even in this country Probably not as hard as we think It's harder than finding a fucking gun my guy

No it's Chris You think finding a grenade is easier than finding a gun Yes it's hard in fighting a gun But finding a gun isn't hard I know That's what I'm saying That's why even in this country was said That's the implication of even

Finding a gun will take like maybe like 2% effort Find a grenade maybe 24% effort Maybe 24. That doesn't reach. I have, I'll tell you what. I have never seen a grenade. Me neither. Well, there you go. But also, none of us have ever tried to get one.

Exactly. The absence of evidence is the evidence of absence, bro. All right, now you shut up. I don't want to get it. That's the phrase. Yeah, I understand what you're saying, but I just don't want to get that technical. That's, that's like we're not having a debate here.

That was some horoscope shit. Like, don't say that's not. That's just how that's what. I don't like turns of phrases. I don't like turns of phrases. They confuse me. God, you're such a fucking tourist, you stupid bitch.

Oh, my God. I am a tourist, actually, which is fucking gay. Don't say that to me again. Stop it. This is not a conversation we're having. So I just guessed right. That's pretty cool. Did you know that I'm on ascending leave?

Dude, I went into a porn shop in 2012. And this stupid, yo, yeah, hold on. This is going somewhere. This is going somewhere. And it really will go somewhere because we need to talk about fucking porn. We do. Okay, yeah, that's fair. Oh, okay.

But, like, in 2012, I went to a porn shop, and this dumb fucking clerk was like, oh, fucking, I'm horoscope shit. And I'm like, ah, it's dumb. Like, you know, I straight up told her, my, that shit's dumb. I was just kind of being, because she was just being stupid.

But then she, everyone in the group that was there, she guessed all of their signs correctly. And I'm like, wait, what the fuck? What's happening here? I actually felt assaulted. because she got everyone right and I didn't have an explanation for it I felt you know

I'm like one of those sciencey fucks that are like oh fucking factual evidence and stuff and then some churchy weirdo says some shit that I can't explain I'm like yeah that shit's weird I don't know and then they're like gotcha and what can I say I could have hit her but you know

you know sometimes the metaphysical makes sense as much of the scientific bro but what would you what would you say that was how is she whoa that's crazy and I'd leave the odds of that, like statistically, like mathematically,

was so slim, and then she fucking nailed it. And I'm like, well, that is, you know what it might be, Derek? Look, that might have some validity, dude. I hate to admit it might have some sort of ground, but it might. That makes me angry. I have definitely met people who are inexplicably good at that shit. And it, like, it's a little off-putting. Like, there are people who are, like, really into that stuff.

And it's like, you kind of think, like, oh, okay, well, this is just weird. I guess I'll just try to ignore this. but then they just say shit and it's like this is there's no reason you should be how are you this intuitive despite like actually paying attention to like the star charts you know like that's what I'm not going to lie

like I've looked into this like maybe it would almost kind of be like beneficial for me to trick myself into believing that stuff you know what I mean? Because like those people are just so fucking confident and it's like they're just like yeah you know this is just a way it is and it always turns out right only because, I mean, it is like self-fulfilling but at the same time it's like

that's kind of all you need, right? I guess. That's kind of like... My girlfriend talks about that shit sometimes. Yeah, same. Even though she's a science major. She talks about that. I'm like, oh, that's stupid. You're dumb for believing that. Stop talking about that. And she's like, you're such a dickhead and I'm like, no, you're stupid. I'll say this. I'll say this. I'll say... I say similar shit to my

My girlfriend, she's, but she's right about a lot of shit. And it's like, yeah, sometimes she's right. It's really confusing. You're such a tourist. No, no, no, not sometimes. Very, very often. It just makes you want a popper, right? It makes you just want a popper one.

Just a five out of the eyes. Bob! Bob! Bop! Bop! On occasion. I got some fucking constellations for you, bitch, and then the bop. I got some. You want to see stars, bitch.

I'll show you stars. Bop! Bop! Bop! Oh my God. It's a fucking honeymooners episode. Let's bang zoom It has the One of the automotipias

You're all showing up Speaking You're hitting your wife And is making the fucking That would get me I would hit women for sure If it did that My God

Speaking of Porn shops There's porn news Kind of in an interesting Turn of fashion What is it Porn Hub recently like purged

like all of... The vast majority of the videos on there. Yeah. What do you mean? Yeah like the overwhelming majority videos that they couldn't verify. Which is like I don't know what the verification is what the verification process is like on Twitter.

It's very, it's very basic like oh prove your real type of things that we would do to not get catfished. It's like that. Right, right. It's hold up a picture of you, some bullshit. It's like that. They do that and they want.

their people verified, but backing up a little bit, the whole reason why they're doing this is because they were getting so much pressure because of all the, the, the, uh, egregious, like illegal stuff that was on porn hub. Well, like, uh, women getting trafficked and then they were, without their consent, people were making videos of them after they were getting trafficked and stuff like that. And one thing that I found a little bit weird because I was, uh, I was reading into this a little bit. Somebody was like, man, I found like hundreds of videos like this within searching for, within a few minutes and I'm like, what do you? How do you know?

I was like, how do you know this? Like, it seemed a little suss to me because I'm like, I've never come across this shit ever and what do you, how do you know to look for this shit? Yeah. What do you know to even?

It was a little bit of, I don't know. I think. At worst, every now and then I come across a little bit of gay porn when I'm looking for porn. I'm like, all right, well, I'm too far down this rabbit hole. Let me reverse back. I never come across a someone getting trafficked.

Kingston, Kingston, my friend. I got to be real. with you. What happened? I've never accidentally stumbled across gay porn. I've definitely stumbled across gay porn. And like, genuinely not even looking for it. Like, I'm being, this is a hundred percent Kingston, not Sweeney.

I've definitely just been clicking my way through porn and like, oh, that's, that's gay porn right there. I'm going to back it up. I'm going to back it up, you know? I've got back up. I don't watch it. I don't click it. I'm like, you know, let me just, let me just see. Let me just see what all the hype's about, you know? You gay. You be gay.

Guys, look, if I was gay, I have no problem admitting I was gay. In fact, I would take that and I would run with it. Now say, now say the lines, I am not gay. I am not gay. I have race and women's sex with men. I don't know. That was pretty good. It was just as aggressive as the other guy.

I'm not gay. But, yeah, I don't know. Like, this, I don't know if I could really have a problem with this. There's so much porn in the world anyway. It's like, even if you, even if you got rid of, like probably like 80% of what's on Pornhub, you'd still probably have like trillions upon trillions of videos. So it's not like

it's not, yes. It's not really like a substantive loss and it is ultimately for like a pretty reasonable um, at the very least like at the very least like you know that it's not a bad

idea, you know? Like it's pretty good at least in its intentions. I don't know really what it means. I think the internet in general has a really weird relationship with sexual stuff. Like, I don't know if this is true, but I've seen some things on the internet where it's like Instagram is going to be purging, on December 20th, they're going to be purging, like, people who, like, post, like, sexy shit on Instagram and, like, and it's like, that's so weird

because, like, Playboy has a fucking, like, you know, Playboy has a fucking Instagram, you know, where they show fucking nudity and shit, but, like, your average person who's, like, on Onlyfans can't do like a just a generic kind of like like a just like a bikini shot on this that's just so fucking weird to me when it comes to sexuality in the internet it's always been a fucking very very very very weird like pariah-esque thing yeah when it comes to sexuality period in any form of media in the in particularly in america well in the world i'd say period it's always been very strange like i don't i just it's very prudish and it's yeah i think what happens is the people that give a fuck they're the they're the ones that are loud because everybody else is just

watching porn and jerking off to it. it. And then the people that are talking about are the ones that are fucking, you know, the Paul Joseph Watson's of the world. He's like he's mad that his hands are, his hands are too big to jerk off his little dick, so he's just fucking furious. He's got to pat his dick because his hands can't get around.

He's got to pat himself until he comes. I can't fucking get it. It's so hard. My beautiful hands are the size of moons. And for me to grab hold of my penis is an impossible feat. That's why he's so against pornography.

Like he can't jerk off because he's too in love with his own hands. And he doesn't want to... He doesn't want to desecrate him. He's like... Look, there's a lot of porn, man. Like, it'll be fine. Like, there's a lot of porn. You think there's more porn than proper cinema?

Like, regular... Yes, obviously. No, no, no, that's not even... Like, way more? Absolutely. That's... How would... Because it takes no effort to make porn.

Yeah. They just set up cameras and fuck. I mean, yeah, fundamentally. I'll put it... I'll put it this way. You know, people often will just make porn for themselves. Like straight up.

Absolutely. So absolutely. Like, yo, my girlfriend has never come to me and said, hey, check out this feature length film that I made. You know? Like, that's never, that's never something that happened. So it's like, yeah, there's definitely, without a fucking shadow of a doubt,

there's more porn than proper sentiment of it. There's probably more porn than anything that, anything that is on the internet, there's definitely more porn of. Maybe. I just, what? No, I was going to say, like, maybe websites. Maybe.

Yeah, but the vast majority of them are porn sites, though. Yeah, exactly. But even that's, yeah. That's crazy. It's true, man. I visit maybe four websites that aren't porn involved in my period. I visit maybe four or five websites. Yeah, it was, it was, you know, the funny thing is, well, I watch porn.

And I know, I'm sure I've talked about it on this podcast before. Maybe not, but I know I've made. mentioned a bunch on the internet saying that I'm not a huge consumer of porn because I'm mainly the I'm mainly the guy that wants the girl I'm involved with like hey send me some shit like that's my like it's more of a personal thing than uh it's just I don't know a lot a lot of focusing on random women that makes that makes it yeah yeah it just a focus on random women doesn't really do it for me that well especially unless like I said some of the amateur shit is pretty cool because I know they're genuine but when they're when they're acting I can't I can't

to suspend my disbelief. I can't, I can't do it. Yeah, 4K, like, I know it's bullshit. Like, the 4K scripted stuff is always like, it's kind of ruined it, bro. Yeah, it's like. And then, I can't do it. Like, I can't, it does nothing for me. This is like I'm, this is like I'm really close to watching HBO, but I'd rather just watch

HBO, you know. This is like Game of Thrones, but like with really intense anal sex and less dragons, you know? It's like, now, maybe I could get into that with the proper, like, fucking tracks behind them. Like, if you put like a good score behind porn, Maybe it would get into it because

I, you know, that's what really gets me into like a fighting scene. So maybe having a good like Hans Zimmer like with anal that would be fucking dope dude. Fucking Danny Elfman Mickey Mouse scoring a fucking porn. That would be like the Batman, the opening

the animated series and hardcore anal I actually might get into it. That may be fucking wild. Does the Spider-Man? I don't know what I'd be paying attention to. I'm like this is a fucking killer ass opening. Also Damn.

White guy's girlfriend goes to a black guy's house and then the fucking Spider-Man 3 black suit theme starts. Yo, I'm sure that's happened. Guys, if you've seen that, please DM, send it to us. Tweet that at us. Tweet that on. Tweeted at Sweeney. Tweeted at Chris Raygun, some black guy and Tom Sweeney, right? Yes.

Remember that. Remember the at, if you want to follow me is at Chris R. gun but the at that if you want to send porn to that's at Chris Raygun on Twitter. Send all your porn to that at because that's a parody account I don't know what the fuck they're doing. They haven't done anything in years. So I don't know. But that's a real thing. That's a real thing

that's happening. They're fucking just they're purging all that stuff. It's probably for a good reason. I don't know. It's like it's one of those things where porn hub is so big that it's like I wonder how effectively they can even do that. But well apparently they fucking just did it. I mean, They just, they just wiped all that shit. And then essentially, and this is the thing, a lot of the stuff that existed before, you could come back, but you just have to be verified. And essentially, it's easy. Some people are bitching about the verification is too easy.

Which is, to me, it's stupid. I'm like, relax, guys. You're not going to get fucking everything that you want. Nothing's ever going to be 100% secure. Just like, say, even if you decriminalize drugs everywhere, there's still going to be a black market of some sort. but we do still need to decriminalize it But anyway The only thing that I see negative

Is the sex workers are concerned Because obviously It was not obviously MasterCard and Visa pulled Their Them being able to do transactions With a porn hub And so there's been pressure with other sites

So say for example What if that happens to Only fans or something And then a bunch of people are going to get boned So that's the negative stuff That I've seen were pretty fucked yeah it is because to me it's like dude

they're just payment sites they're not supporting trafficking they're just like there's a side effect which is something very negative that's happening but fucking what is them pulling the support yeah it's actually it's actually more likely to kind of I would

imagine it would kind of increase the likelihood that trafficking spikes because like the whole reason that Only fans is as popular as it is is because people get to do it from the safety of their own homes and they're their own bosses. And if they're like suddenly like not allowed to do that, then they have to, they have to almost inherently find a middleman, you know,

which is like never a good thing. Yeah, especially in that field. So it's like, I don't know, the motivations of that are, that's pretty fucking dumb. Like if you actually care about, like if you're at one of those companies and you're pulling support, like you don't actually care about the usually. Not even a little bit. Yeah.

No, they're probably mad because they're like, fuck, we were making a lot of, you know, they get a kickback right when by doing. doing transactions. Of course, yeah. So they're like, fuck, man. Like, there's another, and especially Pornhub, imagine how big of an ad revenue stream that would have been or was because it's so insanely popular.

And I don't know, man. It's pretty weird. But it'll probably, I would say within the second quarter of 2021, the born, it'll rise exponentially. They'll probably get like 5,000 percent more videos on Pornhub just because of people going to be playing a lot of catch up. So yeah. Yeah.

Nice. We'll see. We'll see what happens. We'll see what happens with that. And what else we got? Oh, have any of you asshole? I'm sorry, where are you going to say? No, no.

No, go on before. Yeah. Well, I was going to say because personally, I haven't played cyberpunk. Did you guys play it? You both have it. Yeah, I just want to know what the hell you guys think because I've seen what people are saying. I don't usually buy games this early when I know they're going to be fucked up. But if I know people,

People are going to... I'm curious. I'm curious to see, because I haven't talked to anybody personally about it. I've only seen the ramblings on the internets about it. It's not meant

for the older consoles. It's just simply 100% was not meant for those consoles. They can't do it. It's really bad. The thing with Cympunk that's so fucking fascinating, right?

This is a game that is essentially three different games. You have the best version of the game. game, which runs on, like, high-end PCs that very few people have access to, you know, that has, like, ray tracing and fucking runs super fucking well.

And there's, like, occasional bugs, but, like, kind of, like, forgivable ones, like, stuff that would happen in any given, like, Fallout game, but, like, the game itself is actually better. Sure. So, like, it's that, it's, like, a buggy, brilliant thing. And then you have, like, PS5 and Xbox Series X, like, the newer generation of, like, the next-gen consoles, which still a pretty good game, not. Perfect.

Hitches a little bit, like the series X has this thing. The series X, which is where I'm playing it on, has, oh my God, I said series. That's funny. And, you know, it runs pretty well. It's like 60 frames and like pretty much no glitches, but like I've noticed like twice in like however long I've played it. It's like just frozen for like 10 seconds, but then it'll just kick back up. It's like, oh, it's weird. So it's like, that's like a pretty.

good game that's clearly unfinished but then you have the fucking PS4 and Xbox 1 and like the base consoles do fucking do not get that game on those machines. They can't do it's insane. They just it's just

it looks like did you guys ever see gameplay of Witcher 3 on the switch? I didn't even look into it so why would you buy that? Why would you buy that? I don't know like well they put it out and you know it looks terrible but like I think if you're If you're just the kind of person who's like, wow, I could play Witcher 3 on the go.

That's kind of cool. Then you're probably not going to mind it too much. The Switch is already, like, not a console you buy for the power anyway. But, you know, that game looks on the Switch. I'll show, I'll put, like, screenshots of it here for the video version. It looks like a fucking muddy, blurry mess. It looks like Minecraft. And that is how cyberpunk on PS4 and Xbox 1 look exactly like the Witcher 3 on Switch.

it's muddy, it's blurry, there's like all this weird texture fizzle in the distance, it looks like a fucking watercolor. It's like plugging an N64 into a 4K TV. It's really bad. It's not good. Yeah, it really sucks. Because it's, you can't, it's hard to talk about that game

because it's just three different games, just straight up. It is, it sucks. Just depending on what hardware you're running at, because... I have it on the PS5 personally, and it's been running, I ran into one glitch where a mission didn't continue.

Yeah. And I was only good to I ran into for after like three hours of games. gameplay. It's a buggy mess. And there is no next generation patch available yet. It right now, like, the next gen... You're playing the PS4 version on the PS5 and Xbox series. You're essentially playing the previous gen version on the new machines, but it just kind of takes advantage of the hardware that's there. So it like runs at 60 and like higher resolutions. And it does run better. But it's just like, I don't know. I really like it. It's a great game, but I can't recommend it.

Like, I just can't recommend it to anybody. You're not in the state that it's in. No, because I don't know what it's in. It's because it's so inconsistent even on the platforms that they're on. You know, like one person's Xbox One version could run kind of better than somebody else's Xbox One version. I've had problems with the minor issues with the Series X version that other people haven't had. And it's just unstable is the best way I could put it, which is. kind of like not the worst thing

because there are definitely games like like Anthem, right? That come out and they're just wrong like from a design philosophy like from from the from the dough of the fucking cake. The core game

is just trash like yeah whereas this feels like the best way I could put it is like there are occasional games that will come out unfinished but will eventually get good like I think of like No Man Sky and No Man Sky and No Man Sky I released like a Lego set that just had the floor, you know, and you had to go, like,

and you had to wait a while for like the actual Lego pieces to like come out and like, so you could build a pretty good Lego set. Cyberpunk is like a completed Lego set where none of the parts fit quite right. It's like really close. It's like mega blocks. They're rounded. Yeah, yeah. It's so it's like once that, once that experience gets kind of like smoothed out, like there's

nothing in the core design of the game that, will be a problem. It really is just stabilization and getting shit to run well. And obviously, like, in like three years time on PCs this is probably going to be nothing. Even in consoles, I feel like they're going to patch it on console to play. It works fine. Yeah, but I would...

It's on the newer ones, so it works really, like, works great. And the other one is going to be just fine. But I would look bad, dude. Yeah, it was bad. But I would wait. If that's what people are trying to, like, figure out here, I would definitely wait. Yeah. I would say, I would say to the people that are genuinely

angry. I really think, like, I am a little shocked that they haven't learned their lesson by now, but I really just want people to. It's the reason why I only, knowing that Mass Effect Indromeda is going to be disaster, I bought it and played it on the day one because it's Mass Effect. Like, I had to do it. I had to do it.

But barring that, if you see the signs, it's like, hey, I'm just going to wait. I'm a pay, I have, everybody has games to catch up on. Yeah. Everyone. Everyone does. We all got a backlog. Everyone. So it's like, hey, just, just play your other shit.

Wait for it to come out towards like, hey, we've had fucking this many patches. People say it's running smoothly. Buy it and then enjoy the fucking game, man. Like, I just, I'm like, come on at this point, man. You know they wanted to delay it again, but they felt the pressure. You know they wanted to. 100%. Yeah.

I honestly don't think they wanted to release it for the, older consoles, man. Oh, fuck, no. I would say, really, I don't believe they wanted to. They definitely didn't, but they had to because it's the biggest market right now. At a certain point, they were just like, this is not going to be able to really run run on those consoles.

Like, the biggest market is obviously PC because, like, you know, everybody, like, if you had one, you just sort of have it in perpetuity and you just have to consistently upgrade it. But, like, even like, dude, I know some people with, like, masterclass rigs who are having, like, you know, this is a new, this is the new new crisis.

You know, this is going to be, this is, it really is, it really is, like, this is like, hey man your your PC's pretty good but can it run cyberpunk I feel like that's definitely going to be a thing because it is super fucking impressive even even the kind of like you know

a gimped version that I'm playing on fucking it's an ambitious video game man it's such a full it's such a like even like Witcher we all play Witcher Witcher which is such a full world now imagine that but trying to get a scale of actual city proper and trying to do all that shit

on that like it's there's like hundreds of side missions in that game like hundreds that leads you all over and up and down night city there's so many fucking things that it's it's just it's frustrating ambitious it's frustrating though because like i don't know like they they put out this statement the the biggest issue with with this whole thing was not even not even that the ps4 and xbox one versions didn't run well or that the game was like kind of glitchy on launch like that happens and cd project red has proven in the past that they're able to just like you know they're able to put out a game and it's like listen this game from its design core is very good.

All the parts are here. Might not be up to snuff necessarily, but once it gets smoothed out, this is going to be a fucking critical darling. You can bet your ass on it. That's how the Witcher 3. The Witcher 3 launched really, really fucked. And eventually, like, it became a critical darling, and nobody talks about that. But this has so much more eyes on it

at the start than Witcher 3 did. That just people are just taking notice. The biggest issue isn't that it doesn't run well on PS4 and Xbox 1. The biggest issue is that during the review period. They gave out codes for review,

but they were only PC codes. And they, they weren't allowed, they didn't allow you to show any of the game breaking bugs in the reviews.

They didn't allow you to talk about how badly the game was running on base consoles. They didn't allow that, which is just deceitful. Like, that's just, there's no way around that.

Like, I like CD Project Red. I, I, I like the game a lot. But, like, that is fucked. and that is that is to the degree where I think like yeah I think it's you know if if you got this thing on base consoles I think you're entitled to a fucking refund like they are that's what people are doing man but the whole thing is the refund process

is going to get fucked up too yeah well at least they're offering at least they're even offering yeah I understand at least I guess that's that is nice but I feel like that bar is pretty low you know what I mean like oh it is it is it is but it should be able to get your money back after you get something that doesn't work the right way that's just how things work you know after they delete deliberately hid the product from you. Like, they basically made it so you couldn't make an informed decision, and they did it on purpose. Because, like, it's not like, they're like, oh, we accidentally hid.

Like, what? Like, nobody, they're not accidentally hiding the worst version of the game, like, obviously. But, yeah, it's been a mess. But it's so, it's so frustrating because it's a game that I really, really like, and I really want to recommend to a lot of people, but I can't. Just can't do it. I still don't think, I just don't think that, like, halfway through the year, I think halfway through the year, they were.

were like we finished it for when they first they were going to release it like they I'm sure they finished it for the newer consoles and PC and then they were like you still got to make it and they they probably thought that the market for the consoles that are coming out now would have not been fucked the way it was upon the initial projections and then they were like yo we really don't want to do this for the other consoles you know like we don't want to we don't really want to do this and then everything happened COVID hit everything went to shit and they were like you still got to make it for these consens I think they still wanted to put it out on those machines I just think they want to

weren't happy to do it because obviously like that is a huge market of people like the new consoles would have been would have been great but like even with PCs you know like not everybody has a fucking what is it the 3080 TI or whatever the fuck that new that new that new graphics card like not everybody has that shit so like even most PCs are not going to be having a great time with this thing like I'm on a probably on PC I bought it on PC and I haven't played on PC I's played on on PS5 oh well yeah I want to know well yeah I want to see what kind of settings you put on like what what kind of what what can you because I even have some games are just optimized

so fucking shit they're just so fucking shit and just playing some basic stuff I have some stuff that can play decent fucking games and usually I don't usually go on like say ultra settings but like say like a somewhat of a high typically I don't always go on ultra depending

and yeah but yeah I play everything on ultra I play everything on ultra yeah well I also I am actually due for an upgrade anyway but I just like graphics card yeah I have a pretty I have a pretty recent one like my graphics card is like I think maybe like a year old at most. What is it?

Well, do you know what it is? I don't know exactly my graphic card. You don't know what your graphics card is? I don't know the exact name of it. I know it's like a... I just never checked. I knew that like when I was doing... You never checked with your graphics card is.

This is the whole reason you buy a gaming PC. Oh, I know that, but I can't explain it. Like I got my graphics card and I remember checking like, oh, this one is really, really nice. I checked all the reviews. It was like, oh, this one is super dope. It was like, I think like $1,000 for the graphics card by itself. Does Art, does 2080TI sound familiar? I think it's not the new...

It's not the ridiculous brand new one. Not the 30-80, no. No, it's not whatever the fuck. I think I do have the 20-80-I. All right, yeah. That sounds right. I think you probably run it. I can definitely run it.

My computer's, my computer, like, is really, really, really powerful. I'm on, Leo, I'm running, like, I got a GTX-980 right now, you know. You have a strong rig. You have a really, really powerful rig computer. Why is you don't have a strong GPU? Kings, you shouldn't be digging this far in. Yeah, I'm really curious what's up.

Let me slide. Okay. Okay. 2070 super. there you go. Oh, 2070. Yeah, okay. Oh, 270, okay.

That's not a bad one. Yeah, all right. Get your mic. Get your mic back. You said you have 32, right? You have 32, right? You have 32 games around as well. I have 16.

Okay. I only have 16 as well. 16, I can't run everything like a fucking beast. It's just quick. Everything is instant. That's because you have the fucking I-9, right? Yes, I do.

I know, I have, yeah, I have I-9. Yeah, I'm still on I-7, but I'm fine with that, though. I'm fine with that. That's, like, at a certain point, I'm like, How much faster does it need to get? Like, it's fucking... I mean, I don't know, maybe I'm just different. I just got to get, like...

The only thing that I need to do right now is just, like, get my computer just full of SSDs. Like, I just, because I have... Yes. I have one... I have one terabyte SSD. Same. I have one terabyte SSD that's just a separate one thing also.

I have a one terabyte SSD, and the only game installed on it is cyberpunk. I only... Yeah, that's the fucking... That's the issue. I need more SSD, because one, I just have specifically for my... shit like the windows and stuff that's installed in it and then I just use a fucking just a hard drive but I

definitely need a SSD that I don't have any near, I don't even know how much it is but it near a terabyte. It's a lot of a terabyte dude. This shit was a fucking pricey bitch. This is a pricey fucking thing. That's when it broke I was so sad. I was so mad the first time. I was like I put so much money in you.

You have all these fucking chinamen build it man. I was fucking. It was Americans. They're just sl like sure whatever. I was I was Okay, go ahead I was so furious When I got that 2080TI

And it was broken It was like the only thing That I really needed You know like Oh yeah I don't know Frustrating Okay speaking of storage

Dude the PS5 storage Is so fucking pathetic Dude what do you mean One terabyte? Dude it's not even a terabyte man Oh yeah because like the OS Oh because the system The OS everything

It's like 80012 dude I have fucking like I have unironically like six games on there and I had to delete games And I was like, well I have Red Dead, which is obviously is Red Dead, so that's a fucking whole last Excapade of a game.

I have Spider-Man, Final Fantasy, Goals, Sekiro, and that's it. Red Dead is like, fucking 190 gigs? It's over a hundred on PS5? No, over 100. Wait, is it over a little over 100? It's 100 on PC. Yeah, then it's probably 100 then.

A hundred fucking gigabytes, dude. What the fuck, man? Do you know it was 100 gigs that had no business been, 100 gigs gears 5 was it really yes what yes that's fucking crazy and i was like get this fucking stupid game off like i can't believe it does not need to game looks pretty but jesus it just you just walk in a straight line and shoot stuff like how the fuck is it 100 gigs gears five is a pretty fucking game but like there's there's no reason why it needs to be

all that fucking ice interaction in that game is crazy dude even i played it i was this game is fucking great. I should play that again. It's been a minute. I actually liked it. But I deleted it for that reason actually now I think about it. It was like yeah this is so big like I like I just It's nothing worse than Call the Duty dude Oh yeah called a big game. Call Duty is bloated really?

Really? Warzone is such a big war zone by itself is gargantuan. You know how Isn't it fucking hysterical That like at the beginning of like when PS4 and Xbox one were new I remember Titan I remember like Titanfall Or like Titan Fall 2 was like 40 gigabytes and people were like

that's fucking ridiculous that is insane my hard drive's gonna fill up in an instant and like now it's like if something's 40 gigabytes you're like oh thank God it's fucking 40 gigabytes good that's awesome that's how I felt when I got a secado

man when I got second it was like under 20 gigs oh this is fucking amazing small dude Sekaro is so small and it's so good. Spider-Man Maas Morales on PS5 is like 35 gigs or something. Not 64. No, it's 64. The PS4 version is 64. And the

PS5 version slightly, slightly less. No, it's significantly less. Slightly less, dude. I checked yes last night. Slightly. I don't know. They added something to it then. Oh, maybe because they added the, there's a performance. Is it a blacker? No. Rendro.

They made them more niggish. 4K blackness. They had to have an update and you play as a gorilla? And it's like, what? No. Dude, that would break the world. The world would fucking stop.

You plays a little little Puerto Rican flagged shirt on. And I'd be like, yo, are they saying, are they talking to me? Are they insulting me right now? The world would fucking riot. The world would crack. The planet would halt, dude. If he had a fucking gorilla, it was a gorilla with a Puerto Rican fucking shirt on, bro. that says,

Ola, Amigo, I heart New York. I'd be like, God, damn. Sony is the goat. I would defend them.

I'd fight for Sony. I would, okay, so obviously, I would think it's so brazen, I would laugh, but I would just be

afraid of the backlash, man. It would be catastrophic. What is the quiz what's Chris pointing at? Marvel Spider-Man, Miles Morales, PS5,

39.05 gigabytes. Really? It's literally more on my PlayStation. Let me check. What? Unless I'm tweaking. I said 60 something last night. I promise you it didn't.

I promise you that's the PS4 version, dude. Because that's exactly what I remember. Maybe. I'm not delete the PS4 version. That's exactly what I remember. Because do you remember, you were like, why is this bigger? That's true. I thought it wasn't much bigger. I could have been seeing things wrong.

I am off the fucking. It's much bigger because, like, the SSD allows it to, The SSD allows it to stream textures without repeating it. So it's like you don't need to fucking waste. What the fuck did you just say? He said some fucking vile shit, obviously. But... I'm just saying...

Yeah, go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Yeah, I don't know. Don't mind me. Don't mind. You're absolutely right, Chris. $9.5. Yeah, I mean, obviously. Like, your version wouldn't be arbitrarily more... This is much larger than yours.

Yeah, for no reason. They did add... I gotta play it again. Because they added... They added this... You can play it at 60 frames with ray tracing now. Yeah, you can. I saw it.

Which is pretty crazy. They tell you about it in the game because if you don't have, if you had the PS4 version, it updates it. It's like, hey, there's another version you can play if you already have this one. And then when you open that one, it has the different menu side. And I was like, oh, that's really fucking cool. All right. So I think we got most of what we got. Let's move on to some questions, huh?

For sure. Let's stop talking about the games. If we have, everybody doesn't have a really unfortunate. Sorry, guys. Sorry to reflex that our gaming stuff in front of your faces. Yeah, it's a little obnoxious. It is very. All right.

Let's start with, uh, let's start with, uh, Jose Horich or Horach. Man. Poor guy. Poor guy. I just can't get his name right. Hi guys. So I'm a couple weeks late on this, but since I just discovered it exists, I'll figure

it I'd ask you now. Did you see the G4 reunion special that was released on YouTube? It was a bit cheesy, but I loved it. The chemistry between Kevin and Olivia was exactly what it was years ago. But Morgan Webb and Adam Sessler together as well. even though Adam is a colossal douchebag on Twitter. He blocked me on Twitter, Adam Sessler. Really?

Yeah. Because of your sacred symbols and shit? No, it was way before that. This is like the blockchain days. Okay. But, yeah, no. So, yeah, I did. I saw it only because I got this question.

I didn't realize, I didn't even know they did this. I had no idea. Yeah, it was kind of fun. It was kind of fun. Like, I like, I loved G4 when I was a kid. Like, it was just the weirdest fucking, it was cool. That was the first time that I really remember seeing, like, video games outside of, like... Video games.

Yeah, like, a video game store. Outside of, like, magazines, really, yeah. Yeah. So, like, I have a huge nostalgic spot in my heart, and it was nice seeing, like, even if Adam Sessler is a dick. Like, I still have, like, nostalgic positive memories towards that dude for Xplay and fucking Kristen Holt was there, which was like, oh, shit, cheap. Is Olivia Wilde? Is Olivia Wilde? Olivia Wilde.

I imagine. Oh, no, Olivia Holts is. Olivia, whatever is. Olivia Wilde. Olivia Wild. Olivia Mund. Yeah, Olivia. Yeah, Olivia Munner.

From attack of the show. Oh, that's hot. From attack. Oh, yeah. Yeah, no, she's still gorgeous. Yeah. Fantastic, dude. They're all, they're all still.

She's crazy fucking hot. They're all still, they're all still, they've all aged remarkably well except Adam. But, but, uh, yeah, it's, uh, I don't know, man. I really appreciate G4 and I like, I kind of miss that, even though I know that there's no reason for that to exist now. Yeah, just the, like, the world does, like, the world does the shit they used to do now. But, like, it's just, it's just, it's just, I remember watching them. I remember watching a game like E3 on G4. Yeah.

I remember that from years ago before we started. Like I remember that was before, because I remember the first one we watched together. We were like in 2013, we watched it together. That was the first one we watched together. And then it became the routine of us, all of our friends gathering and watching it. I had, yeah, I had 12 was last one I watched, by myself at least. Yeah, I had a tradition all the way since fucking 2007. Like I would gather my friends together and you would be like, hey, let's meet at my place.

It'll get some pizza. Get some fucking sodas and shit. And we'll just fucking watch E3 the whole day. And that's what we did for fucking years. It's crazy. And it was a lot of fun, man, G4. I think it was on Spike for a little while, too. Well, Spike then I went to G4.

But yeah, like, it was a cool shit. A reunion special was kind of nice. But, you know, I don't know. It was just nostalgic to me. I don't know. I don't know what else to say about G4. Damn, man. Toast of the old times, man.

Old the gamer alert, bro. I, you know, I understand that it's nostalgic and it's only natural to kind of feel a little bit more connected to your youth. But I sincerely think that like 2007 to like 2013 were pretty good. You know what I mean? Like, I don't know, maybe I'm just remembering it like fondly because everything sucks now. But I feel like technology-wise, I feel like it was pretty cool, and it was like left. It wasn't so, like, video games weren't as huge, but they were still pretty fucking enormous. G4 and shit was still around.

So it was like, you had that to look forward to. YouTube didn't, wasn't like an algorithmic fucking shithole. YouTube is the only thing I look at now that I feel really, really, really kind of just, like, sad in a way looking at how YouTube is now. Like, I remember when YouTube was just like, I remember when it was just stupid fun. And then it became like people's jobs eventually. And then it was at a point where it was just like, content was like everyone loved making content. It was like what everybody did.

People did it for a living. They were like really passionate about it. Everybody wanted to make great things. And then I feel like in 2015 or 2016, something like radically changed. And like all the people I loved that like to make content, just like you can see it in their faces. They were like,

I don't even think it was that. What do you think it is? No, no, I, I agree with what you, were saying, but I don't even think it was 2016, I think it was actually a little bit later. I think it was after all the, I think it was after all the apocalypse stuff and after um, sure. Like after, because

like in 2016, like there were definitely like people who were like kind of like grifting or people who were like just kind of spamming garbage. But, you know, I feel like even the stuff that was spammed back then was a little bit better. Like, like, you know, like, you had

like, um, fucking, I don't know, like, uh, like, uh, like game grum. and shit like that, which is like, yeah, this is like just a daily spam. But at the same time, it's like, these are like funny people, you know? But now it's like David Dobrick buying like a fucking, a Jeep Grand Cherokee for some fucking kid. Like, every day. And it's like, this is barely even content to the point where it's like, it's almost like the content that you see on a lot of people's YouTube channels now is this.

it's almost like the ads that pop up on mobile games where it's like this is so substanceless and just filery and I just don't even know what the purpose is even people who I really really like you know people who I like I've had pleasant conversations with I like I respect their work ethic like I'll see like oh this person has like three new videos today and I'm like

there's no way any of these are worth watching like there's just no way it's just inconceivable No, there's no such thing as a person who posts every day and a person who makes good shit. And it's like, I don't know what, I mean, unless they have like a full on editing team. You know what I mean? Like, unless it's like, I don't even know, like, Philip DeFranco or somebody who has like, he's got like staff and shit. Well, if they have like a purpose for like, hey, this guy is informative well enough to where I could watch him daily other than like, say, if you're just trying to be entertaining because I don't think he's entertaining. entertaining. I think Phil DeFranco is

fucking not funny. He just does. He's like, he tries to make jokes and I'm like, just shut the fuck up and tell me what's going on. I like simple. I like Phil. I mean, I don't, well, look, I think I just have some back, subconscious loathing because

there was the whole DeFranco elite thing that I was like, wait, this guy was going to build like a studio and shit and then he just never mentioned it after. And I'm like, you want to, you want to say something, bro? Yeah. You want to tell me what's up? You really seem, you got a lot of money for it. I hope something happened.

I just don't know. Yeah, I still really don't know what that is. I don't think anybody really knows. For me, what hurt me was that, like, I watch, I'm a huge, you guys who know, I love comic books. And comments explained, this guy that's literally a very sensible, very smart dude that just does comic book uploads, you know, comic book quickly, like, read-throughs. He doesn't bring any sort of copyright infringement.

He got copyright struck. I almost got his channel band. And I was like, what the fuck? I was like, what? Yeah, that's always been a problem. And I was like, what? And it started happening, because at a certain point, it started happening, like, all the time. Oh, because people, they started realizing the, the revenue that you could collect.

And I really saw how it works by when I, I signed up for a distro kid so I could start putting my shit on Spotify and whatnot and my music and all that bullshit. And there's this little thing that you could tick. I think you pay just a little bit of change. And then they'll take anything that you say is yours. And they'll take a little cut and then you'll get like all the revenue from it. So people pretty much just do things. There's agencies now where they just act like that or, hey, claim everything that is ours. So UMG or whatever, they'll just do that shit.

And they know that it's fair use or whatever. They don't give a fuck. They're just siphoning money. So now all these things start kicking in everywhere. And the thing we're talking about like with the way that people are uploading recently is that they're chasing the algorithm. and so whatever it is whatever is the most popular because I remember it didn't matter

it could be a long video it could be a short video if people liked it it would go viral pretty much and I was just thinking about when it came to like animated like just like short videos and stuff like I was like damn

I can't remember the last one the last one that really went viral to me was a psychic pell was like out of my car like that like kind of blew up no in fairness that does still happen it's a lot more rare but I think that

The most recent thing, meat canyons is steady. Like, it's great. It's steady. But it's not like, say, on the, I'm talking about like 10 plus million views. I know what you mean. Like, it's not every one of Meat Canyon's videos does that. Sure. But that Bugs Bunny one, I think, exploded.

That was one that was like, fucking hair. The first one exploded. And then the second one involving Bugs Bunny, where they took him, it exploded for a little while to the point. It got removed. I remember it was exploding for a while. And it was insulting a car. a huge company that probably worked to YouTube a bunch. That was the last like animation,

like short animation that I can remember. So it does still happen, but it was a lot more common. It was a lot more common back in the day. Like if I made like one of my like Social Justice the musicals, those were short, right? Those were short like maybe two to three minute videos. Copyrighted songs, you know, they somehow always just exploded.

Always. It didn't matter. They were exploding up until, like, 2018. Like, the last one that I did exploded as well. But it was after that that I started noticing a lot of, like, the kind of shift towards, like, oh, okay, I'm going to do everything daily. And, like, you know, all these, like, that was when streaming started to happen to. Like, a lot of people just sort of, like, streaming for, like, nine hours. Yeah.

Long form, it just, it's all about watch time now. Yeah, it was all about watch time. And, like, you know, I don't know, like, if I made, if I made a musical today that, was just as good or better than the shit that I made in 2016, 2017, 2018, I would not explode. Yeah. It just wouldn't. Like, it just, it wouldn't get even near that. So it's like, ah, what's really, it's, it's a little depressing.

It is. Because it's like, not even necessarily because of, like, because I'm a little bummed about it. It's really just like, I don't know what YouTube even is right now. You know, like, I don't know, like, I used to think of it as, like, kind of like a discography almost where, like, okay I'm gonna make something and it'll be like you know it'll be like this kind of event thing almost like a John Tron video you know like when a John Tron video comes out people kind of like stop and it's like okay this new John Tron video but now it's like it's almost stupid to do that because you could just play among us

every day yeah and get some guy to and get some guy to like edit for you and then just make bank and like pay off your fucking mortgage and like yeah like what the YouTube has very little incentive for... Particular styles. It has very little incentive for passion and all incentive for work ethic, basically. Like, you have to have the perfect marriage of... You have to have just enough care

about how much work you put into, put into, like, making stuff, but not so much that you care about how good it is. You know, it's very weird. Like, I can't... It's a weird line. It's a very weird... it's a very weird platform now

I have more fun streaming like I just have more fun streaming and even just doing the podcast and stuff because it's like I love YouTube but I love YouTube and I really want to do YouTube stuff but every time I talk to people who are like content creators they're like yeah dude it's not worth it just stream

no you should stream and you should just fucking upload Vods man yeah honestly everybody tells me to do that's what I've been doing on my channel right now like I've just been streaming I've streamed like three times this week on my channel and it's done fucking great and I could just like you know edit those vods into like a fucking proper video and then it's like whatever you know it's not exactly

it's not necessarily a big project but at least at the very fucking least like i can make some money that way i can like make those projects like when i want to it's working it's it's yeah it's nice it's lucrative it's it's easy and that's kind of that's when i had my podcast for a little while it was a solo podcast and that's exactly what i was doing i was just i'm going to release this and then i'm going to cut little segments and then that's what moving forward my main channel is going to be for that it's just going to be and then i'm going to start streaming on saturdays again because i used to stream on saturday nights and so i'm just going to stream on saturday nights and then podcast material on that channel and it's just going to be

like a fun thing that people can put on in the background with their fucking eating or that's the thing my friend told me that just like yeah dude just get whatever you can to you're like a youtube channel like past certification point and then just stream on there do like double streams on there and twitch and you'll be fine oh yeah yeah yeah because you can do the Restream stuff where you can stream on both at once. Yeah. That's the plan. Yeah, not a bad.

All right. Let's get into some more questions because we talked a lot about it. All right. YouTube. Dylan Van Voren wrote in. He says, let me delete this previous question, so it's not in my way. He says, how's it going mini spawned warrior Judah and Coco Bandicoot Simp? Was there ever someone that either of you three respected, like a YouTuber, actor, musician, etc.,

who shitty behavior made you guys. want to stop supporting them and their work all together. My friend and I have been debating to continue being fans of this theme park YouTuber who's been addicted to both of us, especially after my friend blah blah blah. I don't even know theme park YouTube was a thing, but I guess all right. Yeah. All like

reviews, I guess probably. Maybe, yeah. That's interesting. People review theme parks. It's fucking fascinating. Yeah, I don't know. I feel like it would take a bit. You know, like... For me, I know who it one is. What? He's Eagle Raptor. What? What do you do? he used to be so fucking cool

and he kind of just like really changed so he was I don't know yeah he kind of just was like really like one kind of guy back when he were on Game Grumps and then he just became like really not that guy he was when he was on Game Grumps and just like oh interesting

you're different now I don't know I haven't really paid attention so I can't even comment on that I haven't paid attention either yeah I was just like oh it's I remember that guy with the Metal Gear or something yeah Metal Gear awesome Yeah, Middle Gear also, no, and then like, I know.

I remember him doing some bullshit where he would like fuck around with like, it was like some Star Wars things where he was like fighting himself or something. Do you remember that? Oh, yeah. You remember that? Yeah, because he had his fucking ridiculous face. Yeah. Yeah.

That was pretty good. That was like, that's what I remember. Like I was like, that's that guy. And then I don't really, I kind of forget that. I'm following him and every once in a while something to be tweeted by him, like, who the fuck is? Oh, yeah. Like it's, I just, I forgot. Like, I don't even know.

Like, what the hell does he do now? Like, what, is he like a dick or something? What was wrong with him? I mean, no, he, I mean, I think they're still doing game grumps. Yeah, I think he's doing game grumps. But, like, but like, it's not. It's not like what. It's just very much so, not even slightly.

I mean, that's just what happens when things are around for a long time also. That's true. Maybe he's jaded. Yeah, I mean, I think everybody's jaded at this point. That's someone that's just like changed. I can think of a lot of people that I used to stream with and stuff. And, like, it's a lot. A myriad of people just suck.

Like too many. It's weird. Too many of them are just vastly different and fucking out of their minds. Yeah. I could say like one is like Chris Reagan. He was like once upon the time he's like very far right. Like guy that obviously became like a communist bitch. He's a common.

Along with you too and shoe on head. I don't know what happened to everybody. Everybody was like very much so like cool. Then it became like communist dickheads. Yeah. I talked to Vash one time on a stream. and now I'm like I'm the biggest commie ever It's so weird how that works though

Like oh oh yeah That was nice to meet that guy My impression of him was kind of shady before But I never talked to him And then had a little interaction with him You seem pretty chill I checked out some of his videos And I'm like

Okay All right It's totally fine And then Oh you commie cucked simp soy boy I'm like okay It's so weird Sometimes I literally sit up in my room at nighttime

And I think about the fact that a podcast that I'm a part of was on a far right list. There's moments where I'm just playing destiny and then I just put my controller down. I'm like, I have a sniper lined up. I'm about to blow someone's fucking brains out

and I'm like, that's, all right. Hey, hey, yo, those, I don't want to,

look at it. I want to make this clear too because I got another message from the contrivance people. Oh, nice. Yeah, I want to make this clear.

There's no beef. Oh, yeah, Don't harass those guys. No, yeah. There was. Because I mentioned it in my latest video because I was, I made a video about that list. Like, am I far right, you know?

Just anyone does know somebody made a research paper. And then they used this YouTube algorithm that fucks everything up because it's YouTube. I put a bunch of people that have no business being far right. And they're in the far right column. And I just mentioned like, oh, this is very similar to when these podcast people did that. And I said that like, oh, yeah, we thought it was funny. and then some people, I guess, still reached out to them.

So he, one of the guys commented on that video and he sent me a message on Twitter and I was like, dude, I'm sorry if anybody said anything to you. Like, I specifically said it was funny. It was just to be like, oh, what a coincidence that this is, like, this has happened again. Yeah, don't, don't. It's honestly, it's fine.

Like, it's not a bit, like, they, they had an assumption about us and it was wrong and it's fine. Like, people have assumptions about shit all the time and they're wrong. It's fine. Literally. I thought cyberpunk was going to work, you know. I thought Barack Obama was telling the truth about change.

Yeah, no, exactly. We all get led us straight, you know, it happens. I don't know. Like, I've been called far right so many times at this point that it's like, I just, I really do find it amusing because it's like it's never really gotten in my way ever. Like every, like, I, guys, I remember seeing like this tweet a while ago because I was like, every now and then I get curious and I search my own name on Twitter just to see what people are saying.

And I saw this, like, list of people who, problematic people who everybody is fine with for some reason. And it was me, uh, call me Carson and fucking someone else. What did he do? I don't know. What did he do? I don't know. Doesn't he just not bother people? Doesn't he like, isn't he like unanimously known for just like not really bothering people?

What I saw. Yeah. What I saw was that like, oh, he's used ablest slurs. So it's like, oh, he just said the word retarded. like a couple years ago when it was totally fucking fine. Yeah. That's,

yo, that's honestly, dude, that's like, I don't know, that's so wild. But, yeah,

it doesn't really matter that much. And like, you know, people will, they'll get their information from somewhere and then they'll just like, oh,

this person's far right. It's like, okay, I guess they're far right. And they just, they have no reason really not to trust it, you know?

Yeah. Like, no, I totally agree. I went to the post office today. and there was people, and I was laughing, they were talking about the proud boys,

and they were old. They were old fucking people. They're like 50s and something, and they were talking about this, and me, like, I know the organization isn't like, oh, we're straight up just some racist organization. Like, say the way that the alt-right is, or whatever, there's like things that are like,

oh, hey, we're here to be racist specifically. Like, but that thing is, I don't know what, there could be racist people, people in the chapters or whatever the fuck. I don't really care. But like what they were saying, it was like, oh, they're definitively like they're the KKK type. I was laughing, like listening to them. I'm like, dude, I don't know where they got their information from.

This is great. Like they just some people are like, these people are just the biggest pieces of shit. They hate you and they worship Trump. And I was like, this is great. I love hearing Normies talk about shit that I had no idea they knew about. Yeah. I thought that was like YouTube. Honestly, I don't even know anything about the Pride Boys, I'm being real.

I know that- I know that guy, the reason why I know it and start off, yeah, Gavin McGinnis started that shit. Yo, you honestly, the people, there are, okay, so there are people who were like milk toast a couple of years ago, right? When they were on Twitter, now that they've been, like, banned and excommunicated, they're on parlor now or whatever the fuck that other thing is. He's on that shit. Yeah, they're on that shit. And they're fucking losing their minds. It's the, it's the crazy, the craziest screeds that I've ever seen.

I might make a parlor That's good I'm sure just made a parlor didn't she? Did she? I think she just did What is parlor? Of course you have the same fucking idea You know

Parlor like I got a bone to pick with this fucking woman All right You guys have the same fucking brain bro It's really a fucking problem Ridiculous God damn right For political people

Yeah parlor is for Parlor is for Parlor is for Let's I'm gonna put it Is and as PC as possible It's It's for people It's for gentlemen.

It's for canceled people. Yeah, it's for people that want to say stuff that they can't say on Twitter. And you can say a lot on Twitter. Let's just say that. Where, you can say anything on there? You're not going to like it because there's one specific demographic that's on there.

Dude, I would love to go on there and go to Pat with them. I would love it. I would just say the most terrible. Hold on. They are not going to like you on there. I'm just going to say that. We should make a joint parlor account. The Star Tank Parlor account?

We should do that. Yeah, we should do that. I love it, dude. We're fucking 100% unequivocally going to be far right again. It's going to happen. We're going to go on there and slander them.

Oh, you don't understand. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter, Sweeney. The name, the snark tank, is on parlor. Oh, they're clearly fucking far right. We can put niggas at play on there. I've actually down with that. We can do that.

You can be part of it, Chris. You just can't say the title. Okay, that's fine. You just can't say the title. You can type it, it's fine And no one's gonna know it's you Because it's gonna be like It's gonna be like

Oh, it could have been It could have been sweet It could have been sweeter Derek that typed this tweet I don't know And then you could just mess up a word And like that was Sweeney who did that This misspell a word or two Like that was sweety who did that

And we're gonna reveal at the end That every time the N word was used It was exclusively Chris It was just me Oh my God Did you get that power And you change I come in your room one day

And you're fucking glowing You're like flown like freeze it does You're giving me power I never know I could have before. This isn't my final full. I actually do want to get a parlor now. Now we're talking about this. I think it would be fun, dude.

I love to. Dude, there's nothing funnier. Look, look, look. Now, in all realness, I would want to help people who have very bigoted and like very close-minded views. Instinctively, I want to help them. But like if they just refuse my help,

then I love to go to the make in fun of them stage because that's what I do for a living. This is what we do on this podcast. Here's the people. Here's the issue. I agree with your sentiment but the internet is not where that's done You cannot convince Like a racist person that they're incorrect on the internet

That is something like Also if they don't want to be helped They can be help If someone doesn't understand that their Their views are degreed to problematic You can't help them Right but like also just like Problematics like a meme word

Yeah It is Well yeah because it's like you know Because like three years ago, like everything was fucking problematic. Oh my God. What's happened to the world, bro? Yeah. Well, they ruined everything.

Yeah. But, yeah, I'm totally down for that. I would love to do that. Let's fucking do it, man. Problematic, the word to describe something if something's a problem is a fucking meme. I know, yeah. Such a simple fucking word is a meme. A word that you need to use and describe things.

I know. The English language is being ravaged. Absolutely. It's fucking in that, bro. Keep making me money, though. I don't even know if we really answer that question. but thanks Dylan. Wait, what was the question?

Oh, people. Yeah, well, we don't need a drop. We don't need a name drop. Yeah, there's no real reason. There's a lot of. We could find them. We make fun of one of them all the time. He has big hands.

There you go. Big handed, Paul. Emmanuel Cuntrodin, do you think mankind's life would improve if men had more than one dick? No. For example, he has a whole fucking screed written out.

One fertile, one infertile, one infertile, one just for pissing and a callous one for fucking inanimate microwaved objects and one for Oh that's fucking meme shit

See now I'm on board You got a thinker That's a pretty That's a pretty big brain Is that Is that four dicks so far That's that's Yeah there's four dicks

That's a lot of dicks You have to find some way To distinguish between them of course I'd EG by tying colored ribbons around them How many dicks per man would be desirable and how many would simply be too many

listen man more than one is too many thinking like this every time you get an erection there's blood taken from other parts of your body and put it into your dick dude if you got if you had five dicks

five five standard peepies right a lot of blood's gonna be taken from everywhere else and fill up those balloons man You know? Each time you're passing out. You're going to be, eh.

You're going to be able to sit there with a fucking smile on your face and do whatever you got to do while your dick's a hard, you know. Plus the dick, the penis, the penis. The male sex organs are the antithesis of productivity. So I, if I could, after I get my girlfriend pregnant and we have kids, whatever, I would get rid of my genitals. I would get rid of my genitals. I would just get rid of them.

I don't need to anymore. be like a fucking Ken doll. That's gonna be so weird, dude. But I'd be such a focus, Ken doll. Yeah, you see, look, you could. It's such a focus. I'd be like, oh, I had to get things done. Just fucking castrate yourself, man.

That's good. No, I'm not gonna castor that. I want to fucking bleed to death because I did it. No. I'm just gonna go to a doctor. The womb will be cauterized, okay? I'll be like, Doc, take it out. And I put me under.

Put me under. What are you're just going to sand yourself until it's just smooth down me? Derry's going to fucking get a fucking knife, cut himself and get a, and get a fucking, uh, fucking protinine and just fucking sear it clothes. Yeah,

that's fucking man shit, dude. That's not, that's fucking barbarism. Pussy ass anesthesia. That's fucking bullshit, dude. That's fucking barbarism.

That's fucking make shit barbarism. You're so out of touch with your fucking manhood and shit. Dude, I'm very in touch of my manhood, bro. Uh, look, I am, maybe too much,

bro. Very much so. I touch my dick often. I am perfectly, like, Chris, while you're like just reading while you guys are talking to something I'm just thinking like, I can't wait to beat off after this

I can't wait to beat my dick directly after Yo, webcams still on You fucking The webcats I'm gonna pull a fucking DSP dude While the fucking webcam's on you Stand up and put your hand in your pants

You're like, I gotta go guys That's a sincere fear man Like, because my setup right now is like You know, you're Your whole line. You're seeing. Like,

whatever's going on, you're going to see it. You know, like, I got to, like, every, every, every single day,

when I get off the webcam, I do, I do one of these. You do? I just unplug my shit, man. I'm plugged my shit. For me,

I always exited out, and I'm like, because my bed's to the side. So, like, if I'm just like over here if I'm doing anything, if my dick's out,

I'm not in front of the camera. Or I turn my, I turn my screen a little bit to the side. They're not going to, they might see the feet doing the weird fucking stasms, but they won't see my fucking dick at least. A fucking toes going.

Toes all curling and shit. Stop, stop, stop. Oh, my God. Oh, man. Funniest podcast on internet, man. You can't tell me otherwise. Yeah, we win. We win.

We're pretty dope, man. I've been hearing some shit like that and it's weird. You know, like that, that type of sentiment. Like, oh, my God, you guys are the fucking funny. I'm like, hey, man, don't do that. You're going to jinx it. You know, it's fucking weird, man. If you keep that up, you're going to ruin the show.

And it'll be your fault specifically the person who said that. Yeah, it's weird with all the people that are like, you guys are my number one. Dude, like hundreds upon hundreds of pictures of that is just the most unnerving thing. That was crazy seeing like when they were doing the Spotify. When they were doing the Spotify wrapped and we were like, I remember seeing us like ahead of some people that are like, what the fuck? That's crazy. It's crazy that anybody has us where they have us. You know what I mean?

Like my girlfriend fucking told me. She saw me on the sort of list. She was like, honey, did you see this? And I'm like, what are you talking about? And she showed me.

And I was just like, uh, okay. Every time somebody says, uh, they're on a list, I automatically, oh my God.

Like my brain automatically goes like to the sex offender registry and I don't know why. Oh, oh, that's, yeah, that's way worse. I was thinking like no fly list.

You know, you have a beard. You're fucking known member of eyes or some shit like that. Yeah, yeah. That's what I was thinking. I was thinking. But that's way worse.

Oh, you're on a... Not a pedophile. You're on the list that everyone wants to kill you. Even baddies. Oh my God. I think I want a no-fly list. Hey, yo, shout out to Gerald Fogel. Shout out to...

Shout out to Jared Fogel. Wait, what happened? I'm sorry, I blacked out for a second. What do you think? You said some wild shit. That's what you said. You said that fucking crazy. Do you think...

Do you think that there is a recipe To make someone a pedophile? No, no, no. We went over this, right? Was it you guys that I... I think we talked about... What is it? What is it?

Subway for a bit? We talked about how Subway makes you a pedophile, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, we did. We did, because we were talking about their fucking... Their pastry bread. By the way, by the way... I can't do this. I can't do this right now.

Hey, man, put your fucking... Put your fucking headphones back on. Let's... Get your ass back over here. I know he can't hear us. It's pissing me off. Dude, is there a stain on your shirt? No, it's a logo.

It's a fucking Adidas symbol, dude. It's just yellow. Mustard. It's fucking more piss. You just got to patch a piss on your shirt. It's Adidas, dude. I know it looks strange. It's so bright.

You pissed Adidas on your fucking shirt. I want to see if there is an answer to this question. Okay, what is it? Do you think there is a recipe that subway could concoct? that would alleviate them or that would relieve them of the responsibility

of having had a pedophile spokesperson for years. A recipe? It has to be so good that they're absolved? Yeah, like if Subway came out with like a Mick Rib, you know?

Like would people would people be like, you know what? they're all right by me now you know I feel like people are already kind of doing that even though they don't have a mic rib

but like like they release Jared like they're that cool with it that's fine it's cool man it's cool man this shit's so fucking good like hey man

just just get out of here you know water under the bridge how amazing would it have been if like that story happened and like Jared Fogel was outed and then they were like listen we need a new spokesperson

Jared Fogle was just two in the dark, we didn't know anything he was doing. Very clearly, this is a mistake. We got to go for somebody more high society, more upper class, more wealthy. How's this Jeffrey Epstein guy? And they choose Epstein. And they choose

fucking Epstein and you're like what the fuck and you find out Epstein is the king of pedophiles and they're like, do we only, do pedophiles are pedophiles the only people that look good to our PR group? Is it something wrong with us? That is such a

wildly amusing alternate reality that I can't... Pediophiles. This might... Okay, I hope some... If this does not exist, somebody get on it of a subway with fucking,

you know, instead of it being Jared or whatever, make sure it's fucking Jeffrey Epstein. Like, you need some advertisement. We need a fucking poster and mock-up. And I will make it a shirt. Like, just personally. Yeah. Like, I don't fucking sell that shit, obviously.

I mean, you could just... Whatever the fuck. I will make that and wear it proudly. Just like I'm working on getting a really high resolution shot of Uncle Ben bleeding out so I can put it on a shirt. God damn. Yeah, we're talking people about the freaking what's called Bastion Head Joe. You see the Times Magazine tweet? Where was the people of the year?

And it was bashed Joe and shot Uncle Ben. I didn't see that. I didn't see that. Dude, it's, oh my God, I'm going to put in the chat. Oh, please do. It's so far. That's so wonderful. I love that so much, man

It's just It's just I love because it's like Such a It's such a now thing with bashing head Joel And then such a like nostalgic thing With shot Uncle Ben It's just a good marriage Like it's just

It is a good marriage of characters I'll give it that Fucking bashed Joel Like beloved old Like old figures That got just brutalized And Just got their heads turned into fucking

One got fucking pop like a One got popped like a balloon And got fucking Fucking squished like a pinion yada. I fucking love it. I can't believe I didn't see this. What the fuck, man. Dude, it's so fucking out.

It was a snark tank was, was, was tagged. The Twitter. Oh, right, right. Yeah, I got to fix, I got to fix that fucking Twitter account. You got to resubmit a thingy or whatever. I know, it's, yeah, I'll just, you know, I'll just do it after I edit. And I just got to remember it. You know what I've been doing lately? I've been putting, like, I've been writing, like, things down on sticky notes to remember, like, to do them.

And it's, like, way better for me than, like, putting it in, like, like, like, a note-pad. on my fucking phone where I never opened the notes app. It's crazy. True. It's so much better. Yeah, it is. I'm on the same boat. Anyway, we got what time we had here? I don't know.

50, but I think about like four minutes of that. We're at one hour 50, but I think four minutes of that was like Sweeney figuring out like what his graphics card was. So we'll stop at like 205. So what's next? So all right, so we got All right, we got

Huggard Derek, the Tom DeLong Stan wrote in, he says, hello, all of you well-endowed fellas. What are some of y'all's favorite Christmas holiday treats to snack on during this time of year? I personally love eggnog and those chocolates that have orange flavoring in them.

I was going to say the same shit. Pussy. Christmas pussy. God, man. Munching and slurping and burping. My mouth. Fucking Christ. fucking slur you're fucking animal fucking big old belch afterwards

that my god disgusting dude how does this guy have a girlfriend if we have any I don't know dude okay hold on hold on if God I don't know how likely this is but if we have any

female supporters on snark tank please if anything like this has ever happened to you I, we want to hear this. Yeah, I want to hear this story. If someone has ever gone down on you, dude, if someone has ever gone down on you and belch like a cartoon character eating a fucking hoagie, I want to hear that shit.

I want to know exactly what happened. I want to know the guy's name. I want to know the guy's social security number. I want to know as much about this person's father. You know how fucking unattractive. You know how unsexual or burp is? Wildly. That's someone fucking.

on a lady, then they sit up, look at her belt like Homer Simpson, and it goes right back and doing what they were doing. And then violently shaking their head back and forth. Like, eat a watermelon? Like, you're going to eat the watermelon real fast? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

I'm getting too hot from wearing this hoodie and laughing at shit. Oh, my God. Dude, there's at least one girl that's actually turned on by this. There's one. Let's all stop. It's at least one. She's like, that's what I want. A belt.

Do me like that, Dad. Not a burp, a belt. That means it comes from the lower stomach and it comes out. Like fucking Barney Gumble from fucking The Simpsons. Like just how he just, you need one of those, man. And then let's do it. Right into her vagina, bro. Right into the fucking heart, the fucking vagina crevice.

Right into it. Fucking echoes a bit. Wait, what was the, oh, the question? what do you like other than pussy? This guy said, like, eggnog, like that made me so angry, but, like, I was so focused on pussy that I almost skipped over it. But do you guys like eggnog? We're both, we're both Puerto Ricans, so we have a particular drink that is eggnog based. It's called coquito.

That's what we drink. Engenog based. Yeah, coquito. Maybe we're ahead, Coquito? I don't think so It might be more It's probably more Caribbean right I imagine

I've had a horchata and that's it Yes So it's it's basically like It's eggnog It's milk It's coconut cream right It's Don Q rum Clear white

Okay And some cinnamon It's basically like an Alcoholic horchata kind of I like all of that Except for the eggnog Like just take that part The

Eggnog's fucking disgusting to me I agree I don't like eggnog by itself either But it is It is a good addition to the mix of things in that particular. Like alcohol, eggnog tastes good, bro. I think it tastes great. What the fuck?

There's like, uh... I think you're brain damage. Coconut. There's coconut cream in it. Cream of coconut, yeah, in there as well. It's a good fucking drink, man. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's gonna drink, you know. You know

It's definitely a savage as drink But it's fucking bomb For me I really like personally Other than some nice drench and snatch For Christmas I really like Gingerbread cookies

Some snatching cookies Yeah I love I like cookies in general But like I don't gingerbread cookies Are the driest They're the antiest

Like You've never had soft gingerbread cookies Bro That's dude Soft gingerbread cookies Or fake gingerbread cookies Then bro You either

So you choose to have the dry ones that are terrible instead of the good products, bro. When you have like real cookies, those things fucking turn into stone if you don't eat them in the first few minutes. That's very true. That's real. That's real. If you get all this soft-ass shit, you're eating shit that's like fucking giving you cancer and AIDS combined. So fucking what I don't want to be here anyway. Give me everything, bro.

You're going to eat less pussy because you're going to die quicker. You understand? There's no way I can get less. pussy. I'm always getting the max right now, right now my dick isn't even on my body. It's just getting pussy somewhere else, right? All I'm doing is getting pussy, right? That's all I do. Respect.

I'm sorry. Honey, you're going to look at this and you're going to see this on Thursday. You're going to be like, what the fuck is wrong with you? I'm sorry. You're filing out. They're with it. They're with it and I am too. What about you, Chris? Oh, pussy. Some random dude wrote in He says, hello every short guy with

Glasses, Black Chad and Mario Judah's long-lost twin brother. Chad, baby. It just won't stop. Yeah, it just won't stop. Is there a game you can't stand that everyone loves? I personally can't stand Mario 64.

It's nearly unplayable to me. What, what, sir? That game's so fucking just nice. It's a great game. Don't get me wrong. Controls have aged, bro. And if you play it now, you'll notice Those controls definitely aged.

Obviously. But it's still a good game to play. The camera angles are fucking terrible. But it's still a good game. It's still a good game. You cannot deny it. I can have some really good game physics for a Nintendo game in the fucking 90s. You've got to give respect to that, dude.

Yeah. A game that I can't stand that everybody, I don't know. Call of Duty for me, dude. What is it? Call of Duty. I hate Call of Duty, bro. Which one? like just the entire franchise?

All of them. No, I definitely disagree with that. I like some of them. I hate all of them, though. I'm not like, you're talking about war zone. I'm like, what the fuck? I don't, dude. I don't give a fuck about fucking, I don't care about Battle Royale, dude.

Even a, I don't care. It's not like, it's not, look, people are, it's like repackaging shit and people acting like it's a whole entirely new fucking concept. It drives me so nuts. I'm like, can we please be better? We can get better shit if we act like we're fucking grownups, dude. But people settle for scraps. They settle for buggy fucking scraps and then...

Okay. I'm just saying... Got a moment. I just... I want people, we could get better shit, man, if we're not excited about the most basic bullshit. It just, it upsets me so much that there's a huge wave of like, oh, fucking bitch night and fucking cunt zone. And I'm like, okay, dude. Yeah.

I've played other things that are very similar, but I just want better. I don't, give me some guns that are like, give me something. Give me, give me, give me something that's like, I don't know, man, I don't really see the difference. I don't. I really don't. Just put me in a different scenario. And I'm not hating on people that love that shit. I don't care if you like it.

But just stop back like it's fucking revolutionary, you know? It's like, hey, this was cool. What's next? Yeah. What's next, man? Well, what's next? Don't give me another Call of Duty

Black Ops war zone zombie thing Like we're just going to put it all together And then it's just I don't know Whatever man For me the thing about Call Duty is every time I see that game get played I don't feel like anyone's doing anything Other than just like running around So they die you know

Like I don't feel like people are getting cool shots I don't feel that people are using like really crazy strategy Like I admit like I play Destiny a lot And Destiny is it's a shooting game And shooting just have a good portion of it But a lot of it is like using your abilities to get advantages over people, you know? It's different enough.

It's different enough, man. Like, I... Like, Halo. Even Halo. It's not just military. Like, I get it, dude. Like, I get what to do. That's why I loved fucking Modern Warfare 2.

I thought that was so, like, I was just, this is so fun. And then the other games started coming out. I'm like, okay, it's basically the same thing. Like, I'm good. Yeah, I'm good. I think Call of Duty has the Pokemon problem. where it has a gameplay loop that's totally fine.

Like, it's fun. And, like, I enjoy it when I play it for a little bit. But, like, after, like, an hour or so, like, I feel like I've seen everything that I'm going to see. I don't think it's, it has anything left up its sleeve to show me. And I'm just, like, at a certain point, it's like, all right, well, this is another one of these that's going to be, like, kind of the same. And it's going to be, like, slight differences. But, like, I mean, like, I get it. Yeah.

Like, I liked Mono Warfare, too, also. Like, that was the closest. Mono Warfare 2 is great specifically because it's the closest that I felt Modern Warfare Call of Duty got to Halo in the sense that, like, you had a lot of like custom games in fucking Call Duty Modern Warfare 2 that were fucking ridiculous, like Michael Myers and fucking, oh my God, there were so many that I don't, I remember the names of them because like I never made them. I just like joined lobbies with people who played them.

For me, the only, I loved, I liked one in the chamber and gun a game. I thought those were actually fun. Yeah, exactly. Those are actually kind of cool, you know? There's stuff like that. There's stuff like that where it's like every now and again they'll throw in something that's like, this is cool. But like, I don't know. Like I just, I think Call of Duty is a game that overall I can, like I understand.

But it's not really for me only because like when I see a game that looks like realistic and it's like it's supposed to be like a realistic military kind of affair. I'm just kind of hoping that it's Battlefield, you know? And I play Call Duty and it's just not Battlefield. I'm like I'd rather just play Battlefield. And if I'm looking for something that's a little bit more fantastical, then I'd rather play like literally anything else. And it just doesn't really, it doesn't fulfill any role that I'm not already getting fulfilled elsewhere.

Like it's not a satisfying military shooter because Battlefield is better. Like not five. Battlefield 5 was terrible. But, like, Battlefield 1 is fucking great. I think Battlefield 4 is still pretty good, too. You know, and if I want something that's not military base or, like, something that has, like, really good shooting mechanics, there's, like, I mean, Destiny's fucking great. I think, uh, Titanfall 2 is fucking great, you know?

Like, there's all these other avenues that you can go. Even fucking, honestly, like, even something like fucking Team Fortress 2 and shit, you know, that's still cracking. CSGO, you know? I personally don't like CSGO that much anymore. I think that game is very stagnant now. I don't like it, but I think if I were to play it with, I would have more fun playing it, I think. True. But yeah, I don't know.

Call duty, I guess is, I don't know if I can. I don't think there's a game that I can't stand, though. Yeah. Yeah. It's more just like I can't get into it as much as other people. I would say Animal Crossing is a game that I can't get into it all, but it's not that I can't stand it. I just, I have no interest on playing it even a little bit, you know? I gave it a chance, too.

Like, I got it. And I was like, you know, this is cute, but like I just, I don't see the, I don't even see what the... Animal Crossing is, is, um, I said and I was into when I was much younger. And the amount of people that played it now kind of made it obnoxious because how much I saw it. And I was like, I can't even get into this game. And everyone's talking about or tweeting. I'm like, uh, it's a very hipster thing to say. I can't do it anymore.

Well, yeah, it is hipsterish. And I admit it. Because I like, I like the new leaf. I liked the one before it. I didn't like the Wii you one. But I particularly New Leaf was one of my favorite games for the SWAT, that's on the DS. And now everyone, everyone's, plainness and I'm like, over saturation is killing me.

Yeah. And, you know, I'm sure, like, my fear, I'm sure, this is all just, like, opinion-based. I'm sure there's somebody who's going to be like, I can't fucking stand Halo, I can't stand Destiny, like, I get it, it's fine. Yeah. I mean, yeah, for real. I definitely have had people try Mass Effect and they're like, yeah, it shit's whack. And I'm like, okay.

I'm like, okay. Yeah. That's weird, but, you know, I mean, whatever. I genuinely think that anybody can like any game. you know like I think it really is just a mental thing like because there are there I remember playing which are three several times and I fucking hated it you know I hated it like the first four times I played it but then like after it's interesting like after the show came out and I'd seen the first season of the show I was like all right I'm kind of like ingratiated in this universe now

kind of loosely even if it's not exactly like I kind of get what the characters are and like what the general vibe of the world is. And when I started Whicher 3 again, I was like, oh, I get it more than I did when I tried it. And I ended up liking it quite a bit. And that's happened a couple times. I think that happened with Call Duty, like, Call Duty, like, Call Doom on War II. For a long time, I was like, call Duty's fucking, like, it's just literally, it's just transformers of video games.

And in a lot of ways it is. But that's also not necessarily, like, the worst thing. Like, it's almost like, I was like, oh, yeah, that was. was pretty pretentious of me to just constantly dismiss this game that, like, very clearly is doing something right, even if I think it is obnoxious and kind of, like, not as good as some of its contemporaries. But, yeah, I don't know. I love fucking hitman, and I've, I've had plenty of people be like, hitman's fucking stupid.

I'm like, no, man, it's so good. It's, uh, yeah, it's, uh, yeah, that's basically, it really is just that. It's personal opinion is and exposure. It's how you're exposed to games, dude. Trust me. There's so many games that, like, I was exposed to Destiny, and I didn't like it at first. And I was like, I don't really like this that much at first. And now I play that game a lot.

Yeah. And like Chris was saying, he was saying mood, like, just basically, now that actually watch The Witcher, that's big for me. Even something like, somebody told me about this show called The Expans and like, oh, you're going to love it. Since you're a big fan of the reboot of Battlestar Galactica and all this shit, and you're a mass effect fan, it's just like one of the greater, it's like a good type of military sci-fi thing. You're going to love it. And I couldn't get into it because I just wasn't, I just wasn't in the mood to watch that shit. I was just like, I have to learn all these people. I don't, I don't fucking care.

But then, like, you get in the right setting. Like, okay, this shit's dope. And I think that's very important. And especially if you're self-aware enough to know that. I need to give this another shot because people are telling me this is really good and I'm not getting it. I'm probably just not, I'm not ready to play it or watch or whatever. Yeah, I think. think the best thing to do is like kind of always be aware like if you're playing something and you're like

I don't like this like try your best to like examine why that is because because there is like there are just going to be some games where it's like I like I knew that I was I wasn't going to really like Animal Crossing I tried to give it a shot I wasn't feeling it whatever that's fine it like clearly wasn't my type of game anyway but you know there were something like Hellblade I remember was it was a game that like I remember seeing and I was like this looks like generic is shit like it doesn't look what's here for me and I tried it a little bit and I was like I don't really get it like I just I don't I didn't see much there that was like oh I could play god of war if I want something that plays like this or like uh but you know like a year later uh a friend of mine was like really

hyping it up to me and I was like when did I play this already and I didn't really get what you were saying and he was like no dude you got to play this game with like headphones on because that's like literally like 50% of the experience is like it fucks with you with audio. Like, it's like half the game is like the game kind of fucking with your mental state with the way of direct audio.

And I was like, oh, I just didn't fucking know that. And then I played it again and I was like, this is fucking great. I love How Blade. You know? Like, it's surprising

how good that fucking game is. And, you know, I think your state of mind and like where you are in your own personal life and like the shit that you're worrying about and like, um,

just how you see things at any given moment has a drastic impact. on how you would interpret media that you're being introduced to. So, like, there's a chance that there's a game that you really didn't get that you will potentially love in the future. And always keep that third eye open because there's some good shit out there. I, like, several years ago, I don't know if I would have ever played Hades, you know?

But fuck me, it's good. I love another fucking fantastic video game. Yeah. But I think that brings us to the end. I think that's a pretty good ending point. Yeah, yeah. I think it is. Open your mind.

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