The Snark Tank - #51: Crissmas Angel

Episode Date: December 25, 2020

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Hey, look, if they little dead mean, Wow. Uh, fa la la la la la la la la la. Welcome. Happy Christmas. Merry Hanukkah. Uh, it's almost the new year. If, if you're listening on free feeds, it's Christmas day.

So Merry, Merry Christmas. Happy Christmas, niggas. Yeah. Merry, Merry, Merry Christmas. Happy holidays, everybody. Yeah. So, hopefully you got everything you wanted. Hopefully your, your fucking family didn't beat each other like they normally do.

They actually got along this time, you know? No broken homes, no dysfunction. bullshit, hopefully it was all good. Hopefully a bunch of smiling children unwrapped their FISA vaccines. Yes. Hopefully they don't grow any extra limbs or develop any sort of degenerative Jesus in the next few years. Hopefully they don't get the nanotech in them by George Gates. Wait, Bill Gates, what's his name?

Bill Gates? Yeah. George Gates. Did you mix Bill Gates and George Soros? Oh, my God. It's the new hybrid. dude fucking George Gays. That's how the world's going to end.

They're going to merge into one entity. They're going to bring it up one day. They're going to get TED talking about it. Now, we're wondering, why don't we combine ourselves into one better person? And only. But listen, only Trump can save us. So that's the rest of that. That video was so crazy because he really, I want them to be right.

I want them to be right. Because there's no reason why you should have that much pay. passion about anything and then be constantly proven wrong about shit. Like, you don't deserve it. You've got to be right eventually. Yeah. It would be nice. It would be very entertaining.

I mean, it would be terrifying, but also entertaining, definitely. Oh, sure. Of course. Yeah, but, you know. But for once, I want, like, the Alex Joneses of the world to just be just astonishingly correct and be like, wow. Hillary Clinton actually does lay eggs out of her mouth into glasses of water, and it's just, like, proven beyond a reasonable doubt.

Alex is just like, see, I told you. I told you, I told you, motherfuckers, right? And then everybody, at that point, I think everybody would have to just collectively reset, you know? Yeah. Like, they would have to be like, okay, what is, what was previously absurd that I've written off? And how can I come to terms with that no longer being likely? Because now aliens can exist. Now religion's more viable than ever.

Like, everything about the world is just not. Yeah, every religion's valid now. Everyone has a valid point. Every single one of them. Even the Scientology one, even the Mormon one, it's all just real. Look, dude, you can't look me in the face and tell me Christianity doesn't sound crazy to Scientology. No, no, you're absolutely right. Christianity sounds crazy, bro.

It's just dark fantasy versus sci-fi. That's all it is. Wait, wait a way, wait, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. What's the argument here? The argument is that Christianity sounds a little crazy in Scientology. What is science? What is, what, I forget what the core tenets of Scientology are. Scientology is the idea that I found, I think the same is Zeno, for my mistaken.

That alien came and laid eggs inside of the world, which eventually hatched and became humans, and we're all a fraction of that alien thing. Something like that. Something crazy like that. It's along the way. Aliens jizzed and then frozen aliens, voles. Volcanoes exploding. Yeah. People are people or some shit.

I don't know if I would go that far. Chris and he's just spoken about more, but I think Scientology has a little more like, is a little more science in there. So you can be like, no. It's just because it's cool. It's just because it's a cool premise. Because it has a little more science, Chris.

That's why it makes more sense to me, man. I'm not, okay, first of all. Dude, it doesn't make, it's not about sense. It's just the tone, man. It's just what, what is it said in? And that's all it is, man. Old school shit. It's Mass Effect versus Skyron, basically, is what we're looking at.

Which is probably the most disrespectful way to classify those things. First of all, first of all, I want to say, Yahweh, if you're up there and you're listening, I'm kidding, all right? I'm kidding. Joeva is a joke. All right? I'm not really insulting you. If Yahweh is chilling, I'm going to be like, motherfucker, you have the power to end the virus in a blink. the fuck are you on about

I'm sorry I can't respect I can't respect a being a supreme being like that To me it's like The world It's like it's like king John It's like Ken John unwee We all know he's like supreme being itself

But he treats his people with such disrespect Even though he has the power to do whatever he wants He's a supreme being That's why he treats him like that Anyway so very Merry Christmas Outside living amongst those fucking drags Those fucking dregs of humans

supposed to be walking around are you still talking no one was listening major pussy what's saying crazy pussy on the fucking star anyway it's fucking christmas time merry christmas i hope it's snowing over there wherever the whatever the fucks uh we've got some stuff to cover today there's enough happening that it's like there there's enough to talk about but there's still really not a lot it's the holidays people tend to stop doing things and uh you'd hope yeah you'd hope i mean well i i i i

I was going to bring this up on the show, but I kind of get the feeling that it's kind of like a dead topic and I don't want to bring it up anymore, really. But, uh, uh, fucking CD Project Red might be getting like some crazy lawsuits, uh, headed their way. There's more going on with them? Like, actually, like, lawsuits from their investors.

So that's like a real fucking thing that's, uh, happening. Yeah. That's insane. That's insanity. That's insane. We'll see how that goes. They can definitely fight that. They can definitely fight that as a company.

I don't know. We'll see. Yeah, man, because they have, if they have a, if they are working on a game and there's a release date set in stone, the developers don't exactly make that release date. That's a release date made for everybody involved in it. And usually developers have the least say in like what we should do. Well, it's the investors typically that have the say in when something. Oh, absolutely. So like, let's say like, if let's say like I'm developing something, right?

And then investors are like, we want it out this day. And I'm like, it's not ready yet. You know, it's up the investors to be like, hey, pump your break. It might be some shareholders who weren't involved in that That might be suing them though It's so fucking wild though That's insane that's happening First of all it's a shame because the game's really good

But like it's honestly a shame that we've we've reached a point In like Just generalize human society where like People like Will release something when it's just not done And everybody just kind of says okay That's what's happened in video games unfortunately That's like

That's the turn it's taking Which is really scary I've been raging about this for a while and I hear a lot of people on the other side saying it is foolish to blame the consumers but I disagree. Oh, it's the consumer's fault

absolutely. I think that... It's not the consumer's fault that the game is incomplete. Well, see, you see, look, here's the thing. It's obviously not their fault. It's the consumer's fault for purchasing an incomplete game. In me, look it, look it, I really think people need to hold themselves. I think people need to hold themselves to a higher standard.

I think it's the same reason when we briefly talked about only fans and stuff. It's the reason why people are paying for ludes, non-nudity. They're paying for it. And they're saying that people are, it's just like, say, an incomplete game. They're not completely new and you're paying for it. And I'm saying, no, fucking have a little bit of patience, have a little bit of respect for yourself, and wait for them to finish this shit, wait for them to offer you something better and then give them your money. Otherwise, they're not going to finish it.

Why? Why finish it? if you keep giving them money. I... It's just... It's not gonna change if you keep giving them money. I agree.

If they don't get money, they'll fucking finish it better and quicker. I agree. I don't think it's entirely analogous because I do think there are some people who prefer ludes to nudes and there are people who are like, hey, you know what?

I don't understand it. They're dumb people. They're fucking... You're stupid. Hey, hey, hey, hey, what I'm talking about? You're stupid if you believe that. I don't know, man.

It's a thing that people like, prefer like the mystery or whatever the fuck. So it's like, so it's like those people, those people are like paying for like what they just genuinely want. This is like nobody's, nobody wants to buy a broken game. Like I bought Cyropunk. My hype was like really, really low for it. Like I thought it was going to be kind of like fine. And it's better than fine, but like, all right.

So I'm pretty happy with it. But the people who like put money down on this thing and like really expected the world, it's sad that we should expect that it's just going to be broken on day one. Like, that's kind of the assumption now is like, okay, this is just going to release and it's going to be broken. It's a puzzle with half the pieces missing. Half the pieces are made of fucking paper. Half the pieces are circles. And it's like, all right, I guess that we could make this into a puzzle, I guess.

It's a real shame. But I don't know if that's, I don't know, it's a mix of hype and investor nonsense. I have a different opinion, genuinely. Well, you have. I believe that one, it's definitely partially to consumer. fault because it all it takes is patience and creation you know definitely it's now it's the creators also it's not only one person's fault it's not only in one ballpark but i think what happens is that when the creators say something's not ready the way people like if you want if you care about

something being done like if i'm if i want if i like i love star wars right and if they before they were like oh these star wars movies are not turning out the way we want them to and we have an idea what we want them to be, you know what, I get it. Take your time. Make the best product possible, you know? That's how that's supposed to be working. You need a deadline, you know. You'd have some sort of idea when you're going to end it. You shouldn't keep stopping and be like, oh, I'm not ready. We're not ready yet.

Keep going to call. We're not ready yet. That's like in school when you have a project you want to do. And instead of like finishing it like, oh, it's not ready yet, versus can have an extension. But when people say that things aren't ready, especially something as ambitious as like, cyberpunk, you should understand that and be like, all right, cool. But people like, when they said they weren't ready, people like fucking flip the fuck out. Yeah, yeah. That is fair. People are not done yet still. And it's just like, whoa, they're trying to make something unbelievable. The people who are like really upset about the delays are like, that's fucking wild.

Like I don't think I've ever been disappointed by a delay because delay. I'm always like good news. Yeah, I'm like, oh, thank God this thing got delayed. You know, like when they said Halo Infinite, oh, it's going to come out in like a full, like, it's going to have a year long delay. I was like, that's fucking. I'm way more excited for that game now that it's got a full other year of development than I was previously when I was like, ah, I guess this could be fine. For me, the year-long day was a lot for me, but I was at the same time, I was just like, well, I was like, oh, it's stupid that they're delaying Halo because their cons is going to come out without a flagship game, you know, so that's kind of dumb. But at the same time, I'm like, that probably means that Halo is going to be a better game.

So I can understand, I can understand, like, oh, this is for the right reasons, you know, this is a delay for good reasons, you know. And it's not as they're dicking around. And that's the thing, though, it's always nobody. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, get a low-mileage lease on the 2026. Ram,500 Big Horn crew cab, 4 by 4 for 369 a month for 39 months with 4,099 due at signing. Tax, title, license extra, no security deposit required. Call 1-877 RAM 5722 for lease details.

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours recently

that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23, after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing

pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. office near you ever wants to delay a game right it's only want to get paid reasons you want to make sure that it's not a fucking disaster and they're trying to you know a lot of times delay the inevitable because sometimes you can't avoid the disaster like the cyberpunk but the thing is when it comes to investors wanting their money they want in their payout they wouldn't get it if the consumers didn't give them money because investors wouldn't get shit back because it's like oh we're not buying

anything so they have the investors the stockholders anyone would have to be well shit, we're just going to have to wait until it's ready and then everybody will buy it. Like, it's, we could, you know, they always say like the customer's always right and, you know, power to the consumers and all this shit or power to the players or whatever the fuck. And it would work, but there's too many people that are impulsive and a lot of stuff is right, designed to get you to buy as quickly as possible. And then you have, you know, deceptive practices to make sure that only review the PC, I agree with that.

To try to, you know, a little bit of damage control. So it becomes a disaster, but I think it really stops at us. If we just agreed across the board, where say maybe 5% of people would buy cyberpunk. But that's not enough for them to be like, oh, shit. 5% of people is nothing. We just got to fucking keep working on this game until we can get fucking like half of people or maybe more

to actually actually purchase it or something. To where it would actually, we could do it. It is a utopian idea. I know, I know. You're just not going to, you're never going to defeat like the hype machine. Like the hype machine. I wish we could because we would all benefit. You know, they say a rising tide raises all ships, right?

Yeah. We would all benefit from this. Yeah. It's a lot of people. But there's also the idea, too. This is my last factor is that the creator needs to be honest at the same time. They need to be honest. They need to be more forthcoming with the points in which they're at.

Because if you're not telling the truth, like if you're not telling me the truth about why you're delaying, And like if you come to me in delay, right, and you're like, all right, we're coming you guys, we're going to delay this, right? And you give me like a dev model or a dev version of it and be like, this is where we're at now. I run into a lot of problems with glitches, X, Y, and Z. Just tell the truth. Like, people aren't going to get mad at that.

You know, if you can break down, because people don't understand why things get delayed usually, we just don't get it, you know? But if someone comes to and breaks down, like, hey, I'm trying to do this. You know, whenever I'm taking like a chemistry class, right? And I'm talking about how I'm not making the complex atom, right? I break it like, I can't do this, right? they'll be like, I get why you're not able to do that, you know, and I'll give you more time. If they just showed us, if you just show us what's going on and tell us why you can't do this,

we'll understand. And we'll still be on your side. It's just better off to just kind of, be real. Even if it's technical jargon that the majority of people won't understand, there will be like enough people who do understand it. Like, I know there's really not that many devs who are really forthcoming about that stuff. Like, 34.3's been pretty good about it. Like, they just put out like a. Bungie's been always been really good about that shit

And there's like a handful of other ones But I feel like for the most part Whenever I go to like the website of like a game That I'm like looking forward to It's just trailers and about this game And nothing really about like How far along the game is What's being worked on

It's it's very like hush hush And I don't know like I get it I guess but that's the problem it's right They keep it hush hush to feed them The hype machine So they can have a big blowout of information and get people hyped to pre-order their shit. So it's just this, it's this big, like, self-fulfilling cycle.

It's like, it's like a, it's like a machine that's literally creating itself now. Yeah, you can't stop it. Because it's like, that's not, that's literally not how you do, that's not you, you do a business correctly. Yeah. But it's gotten, it's gotten to the point that that's how things work. Like, I can't, like, I can't stand it. That's what people talk shit about bungee. I'm like, how can you talk shit about bungee when they literally have Vidox where they sit down,

They admit to their wrongs as a company and they move forward. Like, no one else does that shit. Like, not a other company I can think does shit like that. Not many big studios do. There are a lot of indie developers that do that. But, like, you know, that's like four people sitting down in a room being like, hey, you know what, we fucked up. Four people. Bill, Bill was beating his dick instead of programming the last level or something like that.

He'll be like, yeah, my bad. It was a really tough day and I was pent up. But, like, not whole, like. You imagine among us? Can you imagine Among Us launches with like just a broken task? And it's just a developer. Corrupts the game. Apology is just like, guys, I'm sorry.

I just, I had to rub one out. And like I couldn't make the deadline. Sorry, guys. It'll be out in like a week. It was way tougher. It was like a half an hour, 45 minute rub. And I was like, what's wrong with me, dude? See, that was my question.

Like, dude, how long does it take you to beat your dick? What's going on here? He's got definitely an hour and a half rub, bro. It's just a knucklehead. Like that's a fucking session, man. Like, if you're just trying to relieve, like, come on, man. He was stressed out. Let's go.

He has to work against the deadline. Exactly. You don't get it, man. So it's hard for him to get his dick up, right? No, no, no. The dick is up. The dick is always up. But the problem is that to just pass the threshold to get it done, it takes.

It's a lot. It's like knocking down the Berlin Wall, bro. It took a lot of force to get that wall to start crumbling. And he got it crumbling eventually. But he didn't do a lot of coding when it was getting it crumbling. that's a that's a shame man i i don't like i don't have that issue man i'm fucking i can i can i can pop off whenever jesus christ a gift anyway i'm uh i don't know i'm super curious to see how this situation that uh cd project turns out i i hope i hope they end up

okay honestly because like i do think this is like an investor issue um more so than a developer issue as as as shitty as that is for the company it's still the company doing it i get it but uh yeah it's it would be unfortunate that this would be the game that we would all learn this lesson from like oh hey a company needs to a company needs to uh you know you know face the music whenever they deceive the public

and it's like of all games really this one yeah we couldn't have done this with indromeda you couldn't have fucking done this three years ago andromeda fall 76 fucking original no man sky there's plenty of other games that like man i mean i guess no man sky's better now fair enough. But, you know, I don't know. Like, I've been playing this game nonstop and it's so fucking good underneath all of it. And it frustrates me that this is the one that like finally everybody's like, oh yeah. Consequences. It's like, what the fuck? You had terrible shit for years. You had terrible garbage for years and you were just like, ah. God damn it. You can't look me in the face

and tell me Mass Effect Andromeda isn't the biggest grievance of a video games creation in a long time. It still makes me angry when those words are uttered, I get mad. It doesn't do that for anything else. That game is crazy bad, bro. It sucks, man, because the only thing I say about some parts are beautiful,

I'm like, God damn it. That Fosbrite engine is fucking gorgeous. It's just, they don't know what to do. But it's almost even more frustrating because you kind of get a glimpse of, like, quality that you could have seen 100% applied throughout that

You're only seeing, like, snippets of. It's like, wow, that's a gorgeous-looking vista-slash-mounting, if only this was interesting. If only the game was developed around, if only my face didn't look like something that I have a Burger King fucking cartoon. That'd be fan fucking tastic. They do look like happy-mails.

And then they threatened us with the continuing the Mass Effect fucking trilogy. No, no, not threatened. It's happening, bro. They said, yeah, they threatened, I mean, with red letters saying, will continue. And I was like, fuck. It's so sad because, I normally in any other,

I just picture myself like working at New Egg and fucking just being at my desk and like popping like, fuck yeah, like with that type of news. Like I pictured myself back in the day like, oh yeah. And then all was just like, fuck. And just thinking that this is, I'm way more sad about that than

than that being like a good thing. You never know. That's fucked up. That is, they could fix it. That is the sad thing. They could. I mean, if they fuck up this time, I don't give a shit, dude.

I'm never. There's, like me. and buy where done if that shit is fucked up. I think one of the most depressing things about like just just our collective psyche now is that it's kind of like shameful

to be excited for things because we just kind of know better you know? That is such a shame because I remember when I was like younger and like maybe it's just because I was like less informed or like less connected to the industry

that's definitely like probably like a lot of it but I would get excited for shit constantly you know and I would get it and it would live up to my expectations you know like I I never had, like, crazy expectations for anything. It was just like, oh, I'm really, really excited to have a good time with that video game. And then video game would come out and good time would be had.

And then I'd be like, wow, what a great thing. You also couldn't critique like that when you were a little year. Like, I fucking... Oh, no, there were games that I fucking couldn't stand. I loved Spider-Man 3, the video game so fucking much when I was little. Even though I know that game was bad. My brain was like, this game is stupid. There was one portion in that game where you fight Craven,

and then what happened to some chick goes and puts a spell on the lizard and you've got to fight a jacked version of the lizard. That shit, that game should have been stupid, but I played it and I loved it. And people were telling me it was bad and I couldn't understand why it was bad. Like, I was like, what do you mean? Like, that game's terrible, Kings was like, what do you mean? How was it terrible? Like, the controls don't work.

The map is stupid. Everybody's just saying, I was like, what are you? I was like, I don't get what are you talking about? I would get arguments of people. I remember the first time I was, the first time I had that shattered for me. I remember because I was like, I was really excited for Spider-Man 3, the movie. And I saw it. And I walked out for the first time in my life.

I walked out of something that I was excited for and thought, I don't think I like that. I think that fucked me up a little bit. Because now it's like, I don't think I, I always get into the situation where it's like, if something new is happening, If there's like a new Halo game or something, it's like, I let myself get excited and I have like, oh yeah, this is fun. I'm so happy. And then the next day I'm like, all right, reality check. You know?

You just snap. You just remove your own excitement. You're fucking crazy, dude. I don't let myself remain happy about anything for too long. You know what yourself get hurt anymore. Yeah, I've been hurt too many times. I just, I'm not even. I've just been hurt once by Spider-Man 3.

Ah. You know? I've noticed, though, the best things, though. Oh, sorry. The best things now, things that I do get hyped on are things that I normally just didn't give a shit about. Like where I saw it, I'm like, ah, that looks whatever.

And then somebody comes and they're like, dude, this is fucking awesome. And one of the, like, thinking about the Castlevania series on Netflix, that was one of those word of mouth things where people are like, dude, we stumbled up on that, dude. We stumbled into that show, man. Nobody was, like, hyped on it.

Like, oh, there's going to be a Castlevania fucking series on Netflix. Like, nobody said anything like that. I didn't even know it was coming out, dude. Dude, me and Chris were just in and delivering one day just dicking around. I was, I was home from work early. And I was like, oh, this shit is on, right? And we watched it. And then it was like, oh, this is fucking awesome, dude.

And then like two days later, newest episode, new season came out. I was like, yo, this is fucking great. Yeah. Like, way better than it had any right to be. We watched the whole series. Right now with Ram Trucks Declaration of Deals. Well qualified current FCA lessees. Get a low mileage lease on the 2026.

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is. is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

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From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. In like the second we found it, we were just like looking for shit to watch while we were eating. And we were like, Castlevania has a show?

And we were like, this is probably going to be shit. and then it was fucking astoundingly good Whoa If anybody listening to this Hasn't seen Castlevania This show on Netflix You should really

You owe it to yourself to watch it It's so fucking One of our defect though roommates Hasn't watched again We just all we do is to slander her for it She hasn't watched it It's pretty inferior And we get so mad

It's very disrespectful for her to watch that I don't know what's going on with her But you guys need to talk to her We will I think the thing that pierced the veil for me was I loved Kingdom Hearts so much growing up. I loved it a lot. I couldn't.

I just liked the intro, man. I couldn't really get into the game. Like, that fucking piano was like, that shit hits different, dude. But I just couldn't get into it. I tried. And I'm like, you know, this shit's for like, like wimpy bitches, man.

I don't know. It was like, it was like, it was like, it was something, there was something about it, man, that just, what are we talking about? Kingdom Hearts? It's shitting all over me right now. Well, I mean, it's just, I couldn't.

over me. I couldn't, there was just something about like all that fantasy shit that I would be playing. And like, Sora is like the biggest bitch ever. And it was hard for me to like. That's what, that's what was so hard for me to say. Like, I like fucking McDonald and Goofy. They're cool, man. They're good. They're good companions.

But like, I just couldn't get over Sora. Like, I hate this guy. I really don't like, I didn't even beat. I couldn't even finish the last boss because I was like, I just, I'm over it. I got far enough. I don't need to know what happens. You got to the last boss in King of I played pretty much the whole game.

Okay, okay. So let me, let me actually, uh, I used GameShark though. Sorry, I forgot to mention that. Oh, okay. You're a piece of shit. What do we'll do after, because I couldn't stay, but I, I, look, I was invested enough to where I remember I was fighting Jafar and I was getting a little annoyed. And then I was just like, this isn't worth it. I wasn't really enjoying it, but I was putting in too much work.

So then I got GameShark for, uh, man, game shark was dope, dude, back in the day. It was powerful. That was pretty cool. And then games got too big and then that shit just went away. They're like, oh, we can't fucking handle all this code. And, uh, but yeah, that was fun. I remember I just, I think I maxed out my shit and then I just fucked everything up. And then, uh, but then I, I remember, I remember I just, I got to the main boss.

I was like, I don't care anymore. I just, I, sorry. I wish I liked the premise, but I, for some reason, it's absolutely worse, dude. But I, I played three, right? And I, after I playing three, I went and I was talking to Chris and Gabby, like, and I was just like, were all these games terrible? And I was just, like, blind to all of them? Like, I was so fucking, like, something malfunctioned in my brain where I was just like, were all these games very bad? Yeah.

And I just thought they were good. Am I stupid? Have I always been stupid? I've always hated it. And now I'm afraid, I'm afraid to play those games again because I'm pretty sure they were really bad. And I'm afraid to destroy that much of my memories because I'll turn into a bad person. I'll just become a bad person. It's best to avoid those.

The games that you were really fond of when you were young that you're just kind of uncertain about, definitely don't go back to them. Because just before that I played Red Dead, Spider-Man, fucking Witcher. I was playing all these, like, phenomenal video games, God of War, and then I played fucking Kingdom Hearts 3, and I was just like,

What the fuck is this shit, dude? It's of a different time, for sure. I was like, what the fuck, grow, what? That is definitely like the remnants of a PS3 game. You know what I mean? Like that that was not like... That could have been a PS2 game, bro. It could have been a PS2 game,

save for like maybe just the literally just the resolution. But I don't know. That stuff, Kingdom Hearts to me was just always like, wow, somebody invented a perfect fusion of two things that I just don't care about. It was the worst possible game for me.

I don't really care about Disney. I don't really care about Final Fantasy. So when people came to me, it's like, hey, you want to play this video game that's both of these things? I remember being like, why would you suggest this to me? Yeah, I like Disney. I actually do like Disney. I'm a Disney fan too. I'm a fantasy fan too, actually, truth be told.

I can't. I try to get into, I've played, I never, people would probably be like, oh, that's crazy. You never finish seven, but seven was like, it was fun. for a little bit, but I really was also, the art style was kind of, the way the people were drawn really dumb to me and it annoyed me. And I didn't, I played it so late that Final Fantasy 8 was just about to come out.

So I started playing that for a while. And people were like, I don't like this one, but. It is dope. I didn't play it enough to where I'm like, it was okay. I like, I do like, uh, like turn, uh, base combat. It was, because it was like chess. And I, for a while when I was like stupid, was playing chess, you know, or at least trying to be smart, I guess.

Stupid. Chess is fucking dope, man. Yeah, it's one of the, chess is one of those things that, like, brilliant people play and stupid people try to play. And I was, like, one of those stupid people trying to play where I'm like, I'm not going to get to the point where I'm, I'm moves ahead of the other person to really be able to win. Like, I don't care enough to invest in that. But the strategy games, like, say, term-based combat was similar, but it was much more

engaging because. It was dumbed down. enough so he could like it because it had cool shapes and colors and stuff like that and so it was like okay i need to just i'm gonna die if i don't choose the right thing and i like that i like that you had like it was kind of like you're waiting and like okay and then if it was rngy based like if it was like oh something might prock or not it made the stakes even more we're like fuck i don't know if this is gonna land or not and it was really fun i really like that shit but uh something about that anime stuff the hair and everything i just it just never got me man like uh

I like watching a lot of the cartoons or whatever that came out back in the day, but I never was drawn to it, like, say, oh, Naruto's dope. Like, I like him as a person. Like, I just like Goku and Vegeta because they were strong as shit. And when you're a little kid, you're like, yeah, I want to beat people up. It's pretty cool. You know, like, I don't know. That was about it.

I kind of like, but philosophically, I don't know, man. I feel like I'm insulting so many people. It's literally just a preference. Like, I think I have the same. kind of proclivity where it's like, oh yeah, like I liked Dragon Ball, and there's some anime that I like, like, Cowboy Bebop and like the occasional, the occasional one that's like genuinely great. Yeah, yeah.

But as a style, it's definitely one of those things that's very, I don't want to say necessarily oversaturated. It's just, I, I'll put it this way. I don't have a brain that is wired in a way that can appreciate the subtle differences between these shows. because like I look at a lot of those anime's and I see the same show over and over again like the same character designs over and over again

it's like oh hey Goku is Naruto literally it's like a strong blonde hair dude in an orange jumpsuit with like blue highlights and it's like any and he eats a lot and he's like he wants to be the best and it's like all right and like every woman looks the same and has the same exact voice

and it's like oh my god I think I think you're overreaching now but I do understand how you know what I mean Once you see the biggest part of that medium, it gets hard for you to focus out of that one and everything else if you've seen. The art style that a lot of people in high school would draw is, you know what I mean? Like, it's that all the time. And it's like, I don't know.

Like, I can't not. It looks the same to me. And I totally get it. It's just because I'm just like not really ingratiated in this field. I'm sure everybody's going to be like, oh, you know, you can say the same thing about like Halo Armors. between games. It's like, oh, it looks the same. And I'd be like, what the fuck you're talking about? How can you not see that? I'm sure people are going to be the same thing.

Yeah. It's a good point. It's a good point. But, you know, I don't know. Like, it's totally fine to have that preference, I think. It's just the style. It makes sense. I'm not even an anime fan anymore myself, really. Like, all I do is shit on anime. I can barely sit down and watch it because of the fan base that it's acquired. Like, the young kids that, like, anime make me sick.

Like, I can't stand. I want to fight them. Preach, nigo. I want to deage myself and beat them up. Like, I would love if I could. you that. Bro, I saw, I went to go get some chicken probably a couple weeks ago. Of course you did. Yeah, fuck you, man.

It's just a famous chicken place in L.A. And there was a kid that ran right in front of me, you know, almost crashed into me doing that ninja run, that Naruto shit. And I just had flashes of just stomping that kid out. I'm like, you so, like, you're so, you have no idea how stupid you look. But, you know, it's a kid. It's fine. It's not fine.

It's not fine. It happens they're great. up and they keep that mentality then they have kids and they teach our kids that it's not fine but um it's dude that fucking i've been seen that been staring at that ass in my like you know how i put the clip in the in the in the in the in the chat of that chick oh uh that twitch it's just been staring at me in the face the entire time i'm like dude this is like oh yeah so that's so fucking distract so we were talking we were talking about whether or not we wanted to talk about this because it was it was kind of hard to find

the actual source of this but so Twitch has been going through some like kind of interesting things lately they just recently banned what is it Simp in cell and Virgin

on Twitch so you can't but that's the weird thing about it is like you can still say those words but like you can't you can't what is it you can't make fun of people's sexuality using those words? Here's the thing that doesn't make sense. They say you can't, you can use them

in the right context, meaning that you can't use them as a pejorative, but they're always used as a pejorative. So how the fuck... What does that mean? You nullify those words. Who's talking about just simps and incels in general? They're calling people simps and incels.

I guess. They're always a pejorative. Virgin is a real thing. What I find hilarious is that we live in a world where This website thinks that Simp, in Cell, and Virgin are the same as the N-word? Or to call someone. Well, no, because, well, they don't.

It's the same power. You got to do this. You got to have the same reaction. They don't. They don't think it's the same. Sims. Sims are a protected class, man. Let's be real.

Let's be real. They're marginalized. You can say the F word. You can say you can make fun of people, all these things. And then now up there with those words fighting for their spot clients. the fucking climbing the wall getting to the top of the mountain is now Simph, Encel and Virgin

and I'm like, what? Of the of the classes of the oppressed I think it's like it's obviously white people at the top Sure. They are the most oppressed. Then right up and then way below them

is minorities and then above white people is Simp. Yeah. Now Simp has Simp, Insel and Virgin have reached the mountain top. They've reached the pursuit. They've done it. You guys remember that food pyramid? Like, the simps are all the way

at the tibby top. Like, that's fucking... No, they're not even in it anymore, dude. They're somewhere else, man. They're at the... They're at the peak. A little peak at the top. That's where they're fucking... They're Chris Angel mind freak levitating above the fucking pyramid. That's what they are. It's fucking so wild. The internet is the king of the insoles, man. Stupid, dude.

Chris Angel, king of the insoles. The king, bro. That guy, was fucking, there was no, zero chance to do what's fucking before he got famous. Oh, absolutely. No, he was definitely, no. He was definitely was fucking, like, seam girls. He definitely fucking a shot of seam girls. Bro, I was fucking seam girls.

He was fucking, he was fucking, he was fucking, he was fucking, he looked like those fucking, you remember for a while there was these pickup artists and they made shows about them? Yeah. Yeah. He looked like those fucks. Like those people that no one fuck, nobody fucked them until they got famous. He was definitely getting fucking, like blue-haired fucking, blue-haired fucking, blue-haired, fucking, You know why?

You fucking leather brace or pussy. You know how I know. Maybe. You know how I know he definitely has like an insane body count? Why? He's a magician. What do you mean? Is he fucking hypnotizing women banging them or what's happening?

No, it's just like, here's just this. You have a gothic looking dude who does magic. Dude, that should work on. It's going to work. It's just going to work on. You think that shit gets pussy dripping. You think that shit gets the wet-ass pussy. think for that crowd, yes.

I think it does. Because it's almost, you know why? Because it's almost like, oh, what are they? Like, no. I don't think so, bro. Dude. Wow, maybe you're a vampire or something. Yeah, exactly.

It's like the Twilight people who just want to be with somebody who's like vaguely magical. And they're like, I guess this is fine. Do you think those people are fucking though? They're not having sex? They definitely fucking, bro. They're not fucking, man. Derek, Derek, Derrick. The vampires and shit?

Derek. What? What? They're definitely fucking. I want you to take a good look. Take a good look at everybody in this lobby. We all have sex. It is not the bar of like, can you have sex?

You just shot on everybody. Exactly. But I'm just trying to make a point where it's like the bar of like, oh, is that achievable? It's not really that high of a bar. We're on, not even like for us. I'm just saying like generally. Like it's just the older you get, the more easy, I think. Right now with Ramtruck's declaration of deals.

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the, number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.

Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Or the more common you realize it is that people are just out there fucking. You know, you see like these shows on like TLC of like hoarders who have no right to be loved by anyone who just have families and like fucking wives and children. It's like how to fucking attractive wives sometimes. You're like what the fuck? I feel like they're just there I just feel like their dickhead is just barely getting any penetration and then they explode and that's it. That's Derek. I think it's so unattractive to you that you can't believe. someone would fuck them. But I'm telling you, Derek,

I'm trying to think, look, okay, to me, sex, like, requires, like, motion and shit, right? There's, like, some shit happening.

There's some shit involved. I just feel like there's this, like, bodies just, like, kind of, like, slapping each other. Chris Angel can fly, Derek. Yeah, but it was before, I was saying before he got famous,

I don't know if he was fucking. I don't know. He didn't learn to fly after he got famous. How many, how many? Good point. That's why he's famous because he can fly.

Those two are synonymous, Derek. He could always fly. But look, look. How many, like, how many women do you know that are magicians that are actually into that shit? Women aren't highly evolved enough to do magic. Calm down, dude. I know so many fucking, I knew so many fucking girls that were like we're Wiccans. And we believe in the, and dude, I just swear to fucking God.

Wiccans are not magicians. Medicians are, Give me a fucking stupid. Look at Chris Angel is a magician that looks emo. Okay? Derek, I get it. I get it. But, but there are points.

There are points where they converge. Because there are girls who like I'm a witch and I consider myself a witch. And I can't like some girls that just people I just don't know. You want to see me pull a rabbit out of my pussy. Is that what you're saying? That's not what I'm talking about. So what I'm talking about. to what they are and they like it.

And they don't think anyone understands them. Do any of the girls that you have fucked, have any of them been like, hey, could you please show me a magic trick? Did any of them love? Not me. No, no, no, not me because I can't do that. But they've definitely been watching Chris Angels mind freak while I've been around. Hold on.

Let's all just calm down for a second. Been there, Derek. It's insane. I know. It sounds stupid. There's an easy way to get to the bottom of this. very obviously heated debate yeah

take into account currently how many people are on the planet even not even just a planet just in our country who believe in insane shit just like whack job like way out of the realm of possibility

like insane shit especially now like in a post like stolen election world you know like just tally that amount of people in your head. Sure. You have to know that there are people who genuinely thought

that Chris Angel could fucking fly and thought that was lit as fuck. Yeah. Derek, it sounds insane. As sad as that is. And also like, I mean, think about, think about like the crazy shit. that a magician could get up to, you know?

Yeah, I mean, look, he's like, oh, oh, the condom's missing. It's like, what? You finish inside me? It's like, yeah, but like, take a drink of your water. It's like, it's come! Did he have any, like, tricks or anything? Did he say anything? Was he like, it's cold?

Take a sip of your drink. It's come. I've never seen, I don't think I've ever seen him do anything. I just think he looked too fucking stupid. He upset me. He floated a couple times. You're telling me that if this fucking do with all these tattoos came up to you and fucking walked on ward and said, oh, I'm a fucking magician, they wouldn't fuck. Dude, that shit could have worked on me when I was 17.

I'm like, holy shit, this is a magician. I don't like boys, but when am I going to get a chance to fucking magician again, you know? That's a good point. You got to think of it. I concede to that point that it would be good to have the magician notch on your belt. Yeah. Like, oh, do you fucking magician? He's like, yeah.

Like, how was she? Well, he was very gentle. That's it. Anyway. That would be pretty good. Yeah, I guess so. Anyway, so Twitch. Yeah, Twitch, right?

What? Literally had to do we talking about Twitch? So, yeah, we were talking about Twitch banning terms like Incel and Virgin based on the context. It's like, it's like whatever. But. And other things. happened super recently that I was like really baffled by where like

this chick, her name was like misbehaving I heard through the grapevine that she got banned on Twitch because she had accidentally revealed her bits you know her her lady parts bits and pieces. Her pussy is what I'm trying

to say. Pussy and her butthole her pussy and her butthole was just out there and I was like okay well that's crazy that's pretty wild and she got banned for like three days it was just three day ban and I was like okay that's, you know, even for an accident that's kind of weird. By the way, I'm not even saying this is, like, honestly, get naked on Twitch for all I give a shit. Like, I don't give a shit.

But that's what we were saying at first, right? Yeah, we were saying that, like, how do you accidentally expose your pussy and or butthole? Yeah. How does that accidentally happen? Yeah, and then we saw the video, and it's definitely not an accident. Definitely was just showing. She probably said my camera wasn't, I didn't know my camera was on, but at the same time, who's, who's just, who's just spreading their ass cheeks open in front of their, off webcam, straight up spreading.

Like my favorite, my favorite thing, like that angle. That's like my favorite thing. And it's like intentional. It is clearly intentional. Derek knows intention. What are you doing? Derek knows intention. I know that. I know intent.

And I'm like, yo, when I'm talking to my lady, I'm like, you do this now. And I want it right now. And I appreciate it when you do it. But it's good. But I'm just saying, I demand this shit. and when it happens, it is one billion percent intent, and I can't wrap my head around how she was banned for three days. That is pretty wild.

It happens, bro. So, yeah, so as we said before, like, I, obviously, my opinion is, I don't really care. Like, Twitch, fucking do whatever the fuck you want on Twitch, I think, I don't really give a shit. But if we're going, if we're going based solely on the consistency of the rules being applied, This is kind of wild that like Sabadiq just like Obviously intentionally just like That's the most

pornographic thing I've ever seen on Twitch Like ever Yeah absolutely Bar none Like there's no A huge fucking standard Maybe there was like this one video of somebody Like leaving their webcam on when they like went to

Go fuck or something I'm sure that's happened at least once But I haven't seen that video And I've seen this one And this is very Very much out of the realm of like accidental and it's, you know, it was clearly to, like, promote her only fans, which is a brilliant marketing tactic.

Absolutely. Genius. Even if she got permanently banned, she's getting a myriad of fucking followers. You know, you can stream on only fans. Like, you could do that on OnlyFans too, if I'm not mistaken. Wait, you could do that? That's crazy. I've heard this.

And I'm like, that's, this shit's, this shit. Bye, guys. I quit. I'm going to go stream on OnlyFan. Oh. What the fuck? What the fuck's going on? Bro.

You have heard it, man. That's crazy. I am legitimately going to get back in shape. I'm fucking, I'm, I'm, I'm charged up. I'm gonna fucking, because I'm making an only fan exclusively for my fucking thighs, man. Because the thighs are cut. The thighs are in season for the men, dude. The women are looking at the fucking thighs, man.

And I'm going to fucking work those things out like crazy. And then it's just going to be exclusive to that. And hey, man, even if I can get a fraction of what the women normally get. it'll still be a good chunk of change. Look, all I'm saying is, if I can play, if I can play Destiny and have a camera on my dick and I keep making it jump every time I get a kill and then make it stand up and like do tricks,

I would do that for money. I'd have to talk to my lady first, but I have really good control of my penis. That's marketable, especially on Onlyfans, you know? Especially on, as opposed to like, I don't think I've ever heard anybody say that I have really good control of my penis. It's astounding, dude. It's better than a well-trail.

trained dog, bro. Like, it's impressive, you know? That's such a low bar that you just give. Yo, a police dog is very well trained, bro. It's miraculous. Okay, police is different than just a well-trained dog. A very well-trained dog, man. Okay. Like, it can point where cocaine is. It can tell if you have cancer. Like, it's impressive.

Do you think, wait, hold on a second. This is a genuine question. It just came into my head. Do you think addicts seek out, like, discontinued, like, canine unit dogs? too, I hate you. Like if a canine unit gets like hurt or something, like an addict is going to want to adopt that thing, right? You'd imagine. What happens is canine units when they get hurt?

Yeah, to be like, hey, point me in the direction of cocaine, buddy. Spike. No. K9 units usually get retired to police officers that are retiring at the same time from the precinct. Police officers can be addicts. Oh, absolutely. You're very right. They like, don't they like, as soon as they're done,

they just shotgun on the face? No, they just give them the people. Because I know they give like freaking SEAL Team 6 dogs. They gave them to some of the CO Team 6 people, which is insane. Don't they just kick them to death when they're done? I don't like that. I don't like that. Those are my favorite kinds of-

That's why they're called canines because they get K-Oed by fucking size 9s. They get kicked nine times so they die, bro. Kick nine. Oh my God, that's the worst thing ever. Shit, man. I'm not even laughing at that really because I really like dogs. I love dogs. I fucking absolutely love dogs, man. Well, the idea of hurting a dog that bad. Well, you know what? You're crying from that. Do what the fuck is wrong with you?

Because it's so absurd. It's so absurd. It's funny to me. Come on, man. Well, if you like dogs. It's like punching babies. If you like dogs, why not buy yourself a new dog for Christmas with your $600 stimulus check? Yes. That should be coming in a nice. Chris Tofer. $600 is coming your way, maybe sometime soon, possibly if you qualify. Yes.

Yes. That's very cool, guys. We're fucking saved, dude. We can finally retire. That's crazy because my rent is more than that. But you know what? That $600 will do something. Hold on.

You're acting like this is nothing. When I did the math, okay, and I figured out that since the last stimulus check, which by the way was not received by everybody. Yes. Since the last stimulus check, this new stimulus check would amount to about a little over $4 a day since the last stimulus. A little over,

I mean, that's a ton, dude. That's like... Jesus Christ. Two 20-piece McNuggets. You know, you could feed your family. That's like a 20-piece nuggets. No drink.

No drink. Don't think you're getting that drink. No drink, buddy. No drink, no drink. But there's rainwater. I mean, come on. Don't be greedy. Yeah, there's rainwater. Definitely want to drink some rainwater. It's a little acidic at first. But all you have to do is dilute it. You know, if you got enough water, no, you won't even taste the acid rain, you know? So, yeah, I mean, America is a joke, dude. This place is a joke, man. I'm going to tell you, man. Canada, they're getting like 2000. You know, they get two thousand bills. Consistently, dude, consistently a month, bro.

Yeah. What? People don't understand. Like I say you didn't know that No Oh yeah They're getting it monthly People do

Some other countries are actually taking care of their Their citizens Italy Italy's on top of the game The fucking dude The fucking Nord places I forgot what's called like Sweden And Sweden and shit They are fine

They're functioning society Like they're functioning countries again But but socialism bro But socialism Chris the Caribbean where we are from Where our blood stems from is fine. St. Thomas, Puerto Rico, Dominican Republic, they're chilling.

They're fucking functioning again. You know what I've seen, though? You know what I've seen from some conservatives? They've said, I've seen this multiple times, so they're all obviously parroting this. They're saying, well, this is the socialism you guys voted for. What? This is like, exactly.

And I was just like, this is what happening under Ritz was happening before. It's wild. It's wild, too, because it's like only like, It's only like a sliver of Only of It's only like The money that we see from the stimulus

Is really just like a really small sliver of this overall Like big kind of stimulus package It's like Huge Most of it's going to Most of it's going to obviously like Multi-Billion dollar corporations Who are very obviously

Indesstri I know Amazon's really hurting right now Oh no they're getting probably 80% of the fucking money Yeah I know It's like dude they're getting like 45% of it No joke like actually Like Jeff's like fuck man I don't know if I can get my Gulfstream fucking 20. Like, I really, I really need this fucking stimulus.

Can you, can you help me out? And, like, oh, absolutely. Absolutely. And the workers, the guys that are getting you that fucking Gulfstream, you know, let me give you five bucks. It's so fucking sad. Like, I really don't even, like, like, Pelosi and, like, those people. Mitch McConnell and Pelosi just sucking each other off and pretending like they're at odds.

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this is going to I hate to admit this is I hate the guy I fucking hate him but Donald Trump said yes to a $2,000 stimulus check he was like give them $2,000 yeah but

and Sanders and a few of the Democrats were like yeah we understand it and then Pelosi who's on our team was like no don't give it to them on nobody's team, nigga.

She's, she's wearing a blue. She may not be fighting for the blue, but she's wearing it. At least. Like, every single, she's, it's,

it's a, like, it's bullshit, I understand. They're not, the people, if you look at whatever, overwhelmingly people want

in this fucking country and the representatives that we fucking put, oh yeah, it's a joke. In place, they're not doing it. And at that point,

I always say this, at any other job that we have, us peasants. We can't fucking not do our job and keep our job, but they can. That's a huge problem with it. It is, yeah. They don't even like work.

Like, I feel like they work like, what, like half the year or something or even less than that? And they still get like, it's fucking wild. I feel like all they do is they literally just like they only work during their Congress meetings or right before the time of voting happens. I feel like they don't do shit ever other than that. It's depressing. And, you know, like obviously this is a comedy podcast. We don't have to get too deep into this shit.

But I would just like to say, I've always believed that everybody deserves, you know, some level of human decency. Respect is earned. Human decency is expected. Expected. But Nancy Pelosi and Mitch McConnell are not people. They're just not people. I do not, I genuinely do not consider them human beings. They're cogs in the machine.

It's totally, it's anything you could say about them is totally fine. Like, fuck them. We're just stuck getting shafted as a people. I'd like to mention that like when the governor of Puerto Rico was hoarding supplies and withholding aid from the island, the people on that island built a guillotine and wield it up to the governor's estate, threatening him asking, like, demanding that he resigned. And here... Well, that's real mob justice. That's kind of the thing. That is the thing.

I don't think violence is the answer necessarily in every situation. But I- No violence at this point is now the answer. I disagree now. But I don't think so. At this point, at this point, it's an answer already, I think. At a certain point, look at here's the deal. No, let me finish though.

Okay, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. It's not the answer to every situation. But at the fucking very least, you got to make a show. Like, at least make a fucking show like you're gonna do something. to do something. Like they didn't hang, they didn't fucking lob anybody's head off in Puerto Rico. Yeah. But the fact that they had, but the fact that they had the balls to wheel a guillotine up to the fucking mayor's estate, that is no joke. And even if the people in that building don't believe that anything's going to happen, that's going to freak them to fuck out. And that's

going to make them maybe do something. So, I don't know, just don't, it's just depressing how placated like everybody is and like I'm I'm the same way too you know like like honestly like I'm in my room I'm relatively comfortable compared to like the overwhelming majority of the planet I guess so like yeah there's not as much of a of an urgency for me to do anything in comparison to like people who've like you know experienced some crazy crazy shit in in the in the past but and I think like when I when I levy this criticism it's it's also levied at me in that we're just so comfortable with all this. Yes.

And it's sad. Look at us in our position. And I think about this. I actually saw two videos and I had to turn it off after a while because it was showing small businesses shutting down. And the owner's just fucking breaking down and shit. It's so sad. And I was just like, I can't watch this anymore, man. Because I was like, these are the people that need that money and they're the ones getting $600.

Like us, we can survive. We can hustle online. We can, you know. We can stream. We can fucking make our video. But there's people, like $600, that is $600 really, in my opinion, just trying to be on the outside looking in, is that it seems worse than nothing. It really does. Because at least if it was nothing, in my opinion, is that it's like, oh, some bullshit happened to where they couldn't settle something.

Where it's like, oh, we settled and we're giving you fucking. fucking scraps. And to me, it almost seems much more of a sting where it's like, bro, give us just a little bit more of that money. I locate like a billion dollars from that other bullshit and give people something. Give them fucking four, five thousand fucking dollars. It's not going to, it's not going to do anything to the other corporations. Like, oh, they're just like, it's just like, if anything, it'll probably help them because

like people like, you know, man, people. Yeah. You spend money to stimulate the economy. That's how it works. Yeah, exactly. And dude, like Amazon's doing fucking great Because everybody has to go to them now Because people are like two of

You know People aren't super comfortable going to like You know stores or like mom and pop shops Like Amazon doesn't need any amount of aid at all Especially now like the aid that they've Like any aid that Amazon receives Is essentially just the fact that the pandemic is happening And they're seeing like a massive uptick in users

And and sales on the website Like their aid is the pandemic. Like they don't need, like, companies like that don't, yeah. They don't need anything. It's, it's just, it's wild, man. We really just need to realize that George Gates is the, is this, the, the cause of all these problems, man. If we have to, we have to come together, we have to come together and take care of George Gates before he fully, he reaches his final form.

It was those goddamn connects, man. It was the connects. It was the second the Kinex came, everything fell apart. Delta waves? It was the Knaweta waves. What was it called again? Omega Delta waves. It was releasing those. And it fucking fucked our brains.

It turned to frogs gay. That was the first sign. The frogs became gay. And we were like, fuck, we're not paying attention to it. And Alex was like, yo, listen to me, right? The frogs are fucking gay. And I don't get a beginning. People thought Chris Angel stole the election.

And I just can't comprehend why. That is a thumbnail. Chris Angel stole the election. Please make it a thumbnail. That is it. That is it right there. Excuse me? I like that a lot. All right. Let's move on to some questions. We've been rambling for a little while now.

We've been rambling for a minute. Atrosone wrote in. He says, Hello, Steve Reagan, Mario Judah's distant cousin, and shot Uncle Derek. Nice. I hope you guys are having a decent day over the soon-to-me nuclear wasteland of the United States. My question is, if you could collab with Jonathan Young and sing any song, it an original or a cover what would it be also do the previous episode segment on com this is extra listen you got to every question has one question yeah that's it's got to be a rule there we can't

let's be fair let's be fair but this was like a leftover question from like because we we talked it last week about like jonathan young coming up but he never did because we never got this far oh yeah but yeah i just thought that was interesting because he's been all over my recommended lately. Yeah, he's, uh, um, I actually caught him doing carry on my way to his son. I thought it was a fucking great cover. Yeah. Um, and I thought that was interesting because I've been wanting to do a cover of, um,

Dust in the Wind, like metal style. So I was like, huh, maybe I'll hit him up about that. But I hit him up months ago or no, somebody tagged me in one of my covers and they said, oh, collab with Jonathan Young and I said, I don't know, maybe in the future. Like, I'm not, like, I don't, here's a guy that does it professionally for years. Yeah. And he's has infinity big. billion views where I'm like I'm literally just learning I don't want to collab with him but he was like

very generous and like hey man yeah like and I said I'll I'll hit you up when I know what I'm doing at all so it's just not powerful perfect voiceover garbage you know like I don't want to do that yeah and but he did he critiqued one of my covers which it was a good critique you know so I can like learn how to improve but I do plan on hitting up Jonathan for this instinct cover I'm doing. Oh my God. I'm going to... Insane? So next year. Yeah, next year I'm going to cover... I was supposed to do it already, but then I got distracted and I just did that... What was that? My Immortal real quick. I just did that one really quick, just to like

bust it out of the way. But I'm going to do... Tear it up my heart. And I feel like Jonathan Young's voice is perfect for it. What I hear. There's like the second verse of that song where I'm like, I think, but I need to polish it so it's like it's good enough to where I feel like I can present it to him, but hey, you want to be on this? Because I want him to be like, oh, it sounds like shit no I don't want my fucking like my perfect voice to be on your fucking garbage and I totally understand really I know exactly what I would love to sing with Jonathan Young the fucking 80s ninja turtles theme right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals well qualified current FCA lessees get a low mileage lease on the

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billboard of years recently it said 20 billion one 20 million is an insane number yeah 20 billion recovered it's actually i think somewhere north probably closer to 22 23 after this year and each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on awesome so how does someone get in contact with morgan and morgan what would i do if i got into an accident probably the easiest way is dialing pound law that's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. Teenage, you in Ninja Turtles,

heroes in a half show. I would love that. I would love that because that means hilarious enough for me to actually be on that song and it not be hyper jarring. It would just be something weird And I'd be like, oh, you guys know Tom Sweeney was on that shit with Jonathan Young? And I'd be like, yeah, dude, it was great. Yeah. I want to do the Flintstone's vitamins theme. I don't even remember that. We're the Finstone kids.

10 million strong and growing. I remember the Flintstone. Okay. Okay. I thought maybe that was it, but then I thought maybe is there something else? That'd be hilarious, dude. You know, it's a wild unnecessary fact about that? What?

The dude. The dude who did, the dude who, the dude who. the dude who did those that jingle wrote the entirety of the Halo trilogy's soundtracks really that's like real that's actually like I'm not

that's not like a bullshit like oh how Dr. Drew is dead that's like a real actual fact it's fucking ridiculous so that's as weird as like learning that David Hader wrote fucking X-Men and shit X2 or whatever what? What? What? yeah you didn't know that?

Huh? Wait guys, explain to me who's Dave Hater again, because I think I know who he is. That's solid's voice, right? Solid Snake. Solid Snake. What the fuck? Oh, I thought this was like common knowledge.

That's why I thought. You're lying. You're lying. No, no, I'm definitely not lying. I'm definitely not lying. What the fuck? He was, yeah, David Hater was awarded the Saturn Award for Best Writing in 2000 for his work on X-Men. What the fuck?

I was definitely, I was just like, it was one of those things where it's like. What? That's crazy. I don't believe you. No, that's true. That's a fucking fact. I don't care. You guys are going to be pulling one over me.

I don't see this myself. I don't believe you. I brought it up for a specific reason. Well, I mean, see, this is. That is really insane. What the fuck? I think he's often involved in writing a black widow, too. What the fuck is this?

I don't know anything about that. Listen, Logan. Listen, Logan. You got to have more claw popping, all right? Night crawler This really Nightcrawler has fighting scene Can night crawler say

Nigel out loud? I mean he's blue Not quite black This Transylvanian nigga This really fucked me up a little bit Transylvanian blue nigga damn That is weird though

It's just like the What was it? ACDCs Australian Exactly or that Jayzee is Japanese Japanese that shit could kill somebody if that shit was the real

they could kill someone someone could stop being alive they saw that that's so fucking crazy I can't believe I didn't know that that's such a weird because that is just weird enough that I certainly have heard that before

I just must have like never bothered to commit it to memory it like it was so like out there you probably just like whatever that's something I should know because I love that X-Men but it's just weird you said the Flintstone guy wrote the Halo shit like that's what I'm saying yeah it's you're like how how did this happen

yeah how did you get from that to that this road is ever expanding man it's it's so much shit going on that I can't I can't begin to try to assume that I really know much of anything after shit like that yeah it's there's probably so many more gyms we're going to stumble upon like that like all these weird ass things uh probably comments maybe maybe I'll read some comments people really like oh yeah what about this and that you know fucking tom swiney was in fucking uh eyes wide shut and do you know about that

did you know tom swine was actually a really a huge part of far cry seven and i'm like what i was and i took it a questionnaire i took like fucking years ago and it's like whole shit that's the whole premise of this oh my god somehow don't remember that you never know what's the next question binkie binkie mc stinkums wrote in

he says season's greetings gentlemen new patron here i've been a huge fan of chris's since my freshman year of college and have come to appreciate and enjoy everything that the three of you put out individually. Thank you. Thanks. Yeah, this is easily my favorite podcast ever, so I'm glad to finally be able to support all of your merry mischief. I have a question. I have a question that is a frequent, frequent, a frequent subject of debate among my friends. Who would win in a fight between a gorilla versus 10 unarmed U.S. Marines? My money Is on the Marines But you'd be surprised how many people I've met Who disagree Love the content and stay snarky fellas

Uh I Definitely gotta go with the gorilla I Now look look okay Now Marines are trained fighters right But if they are unarmed If they're not armed

No they're fucking obviously armed Oh no no no he said unarmed Did he say unarmed? Right now with ram trucks declaration of deals. Well qualified current FCA lessees get a low mileage lease on the 2026 RAM 1,500 Big Horn crew cab 4x for 369 a month for 39 months with 4,099 due at signing. Tax, title, license extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra over 32,500. Not all customers will qualify. Residency restrictions apply. Take delivery by 331. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at

Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan. America's Large Injury Law from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you.

Yeah. Well, check it again because if they're armed. Oh, yeah, no, he does. He does say unarmed. Yeah, because I was like, if they're armed, then they're definitely, they would win. Yeah, they would definitely win. Dude, fucking 10 U.S. Marines could, like, I don't know, destroy several fucking Middle Eastern governments, which has already happened before, you know. A gorilla can't stand a chance against that, you know. Yeah.

If they're under, I don't think any of them is hitting or moving. The gorillas are fucking a month. I think, I, I, I think 10, well, it's one gorilla versus 10 Marines. I, I, I would give it to the gorilla still, but, and this is a pretty huge, but, I do think the gorilla would be not in the best shape after that. I think 10, I think 10, 10 real fucking, like, actually, like, let's, let's assume this is like a fucking, a perfect gorilla and these are perfect Marines, you know what I mean? that that gorilla's probably gonna have some fucking issues I don't I don't think so I don't think so

at once 10 Marines at once yes Chris Chris you've never seen an angry silver bat gorilla I've seen them throw leopards bro far That girl is gonna grab somebody And squeeze them and break something And if it wants to hurt them

I don't think like I Because I can't imagine a human hitting a gorilla hard enough to do anything to it I don't think it's about hitting I think it's about, like, I mean, they're Marines. They're going to, they're going to be, like, fucking around with it. I think they're going to, like, try and yank its teeth out, or they're trying to, going to try and blind it or something. They're not going to be strong enough to do that.

They're definitely going to blind it. I think they have a pretty good shot of blinding. The closest thing they can do is blinding. I think. But then still, yeah. Just being in the vicinity of a gorilla slap is your face is fucking gone, dude. Yeah, no, exactly. Like, that's the thing where it can, I think it can easily take out 10 fucking people, 10 Marines.

Because. Think of it like, the. Okay, survival mode. I was just going to say survival mode. Survival mode is a different thing. Like, gorillas are already strong, just chilling. Like, they're just chilling and they're strong. Like, imagine survival mode.

I think they're going to crush them. Yeah, I still think the gorilla's going to win. My thing is about that. Their humans cannot move even close to as fast as a gorilla can. So how are they going to run up to it and do something to it? It's not really a matter of, like, approaching. How are they going to get to him to blind him? That's my question.

Well, my assumption is that they're Marines. They're going to attack this thing all at once because that's just kind of like the only way they're going to get out of that situation alive at all is if they all just kind of bum rush this thing. They're definitely going to die anyway. But that Marine, that, that, that, that, that gorilla is probably, you know, gorilla's probably going to be fucked up a little bit. It's going to walk around fine. It's going to walk around fine. But that, that, that gorilla better learn how to play piano real quick because, like, it's, it's not going to be seeing anything after that. Because they're definitely going to go for the eyes.

Because I just don't know. Like, I think going for the eyes is a viable option. It's the best option that you have. The eyes are such weak things. That is like, yeah, you go for the eyes. But I don't, first of all, grills can smell really well. Yeah, but they don't rely on this. But they don't rely on that.

They don't rely on it true. But once they don't have eyes, they have to rely on it. You know, it's like, well, that's next in line, you know. Or here, you know. Because they're still. predator senses unlike humans do. Who cares? Who cares about this now? Because you said something really important, Chris.

I think we're going to need something drawn of ape Charles. You made a nice, you made a very nice fucking reference. And now I'm just, all I can picture is just a gorilla. Fucking Ray Charles, with fucking raebanes on. No, that's Stevie Wonder.

It's, why are, what is, what is that? Why do you, do you, is it, what is it? What comes? Is it, like, It's like the chicken or the egg. It's like, do you put on the fucking sunglasses, then you're blind? And then you're playing piano well? No, you put them on afterwards because your eyes won't focus on people when you're looking at them. That's why you wear shades, you dickhead.

I know. The real thing is the real is like, okay, you become blind and then you can play the piano well. Or do you play the piano well, then become blind? Which one is it? That's the real one. I think you play. This is a wild idea. I think you play the piano well

And then you go blind And then you continue to play the piano well This might be a little crazy But I think that's usually acquired That might be a lot Can you imagine though? Like if you just got blinded And then you just suddenly understood the piano And like everything about it

That'd be a wild That does make a little sense though Yeah Does it? Because you go blind right and then those keys are always going to be those exact place. It's not going to be something that's moving, you know? Right.

So you'll be able to, like, pay attention to every key you hit, so you might be able to memorize them better, since it's like a very static thing. Yeah. Every piano you go to, you get to, it's just about as far from each other as always, you know. I'm not that blind, so I can't argue. Yeah, same.

I wish those days would come back once more. The head's way. I love it, man. You know he's fucking feeling it. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. Maybe.

I think, but I do think, yeah. I think, I think it's pretty clear that the gorilla's coming out victorious. I think the Marines could win too because like, because they're Marines, you know, a single Marine could beat up like 13 regular, no, not 13. You definitely handle like five regular dudes. Here's the thing. Maybe three to four. I think eight times out of ten, if you rolled this dice, eight times out of ten, eight times out of ten, the gorilla's winning. I think there are certain scenarios

In certain environments where yeah The Marines probably have it I still think Not all those Marines are making it Like in any of those situations You think you're like a one shot of human Yeah Definitely

Absolutely absolutely Like one shot Dude There's some humans that are strong enough To one shot of human If you hit them in the right place Like in the nose Well no no

It's not going to be situational I'm talking about like the straight up like raw power. Every time you roll that dice, it'll get a hit and it will do enough damage. You know? If a gorilla wants to kill you in one shot, it absolutely can. Yes, absolutely can. That's not up for debate. I don't think.

Yeah, absolutely just. Because what blows my mind is that you know guerrillas are famous for being stronger than they should be? Like they're a little stronger than they should be for their size and mass. That's apes. That's apes in general. Well, humans not so much. But like most apes, you are right. You are right.

Most apes are stronger than they should be for their size. Like chimpanzees fucking orangutans Even monkeys Even like monkeys They can just fucking lift their body weights So easy it doesn't make sense Yeah but they're not a part of the eight family though

They're just monkeys are monkeys That's so monkeys are monkeys But pretty much primates in general Are naturally stronger than they should be For the most part But there's something about like I just even the one The most disrespectful one is those orangutans

Because they look so sloppy and lazy And they'll fucking end you so quick if they wanted to But they're so like just they look like the they look like in cells essentially they look like fucking their big old pudgy tummies with their nipples hanging out with fucking hairy and shit and they look silly

that's totally accurate that's infuriating how accurate that is dude I'm pretty sure baby chip could hit you and it'll really hurt I just imagine like a David Attenborough a documentary like the orangutanang the incel of the animal kingdom and it's like how do you even

how do you not fall in love with that. Is that pandas, though? Like, because they're the ones that aren't fucking. Pandas don't fuck. You're captive.

Panas ain't fucking. They're fucking like truant. They ain't fucking nothing. No, they might have ascended past the need for fucking, which is actually the divinity. Well, that's,

man, there's people that talk about that shit. I want to kill those people. Think of how much more shit you could do if you didn't want to fucking, man. Think about how dead our species would be if we all thought,

oh, you're very right. You're very right, but I mean, we could ascend to something better. You might be able to go to the next level. People think that if you don't come, you get more power. That's not true. That's not true. That's stupid.

You probably get weaker, honestly. You probably would probably just have your fucking... All right, all right. We got to make... I want to get through these. There's a decent amount. All right, let's go. Some random dude wrote in.

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I don't know what was up with. Dude, black folk and soul music, man. It was just a powerful combination, dude. Like, from like the 40s

until like the late 70s, early 80s, dude, we could do no wrong musically. Like it was just something special. Then we made hip hop and we continued it. And then like the 2000s came in like, you know,

the dark times fell upon us. But like, but then like we pulled out again and we got like the Jerry Badass as Kendrick Lamar. and our culture is being restored slowly, but we still have the fucking... We need more blind people, though. That's all I'm going to say.

Yo, honestly, dog. If you're blind and you sing, you're divine. Yeah, we need more blind people. We need more heavyset black women singing, bro. A heavyset black woman, they cannot be matched in their vocal abilities. I don't know why. A fat black blind woman, and she'll make the best fucking music ever.

Like, people say what they want about Lizzo? Lizzo got some pipes on her, bro. She can sing her fucking ass off. I've never heard Lizzo sing. I've only seen her eat. Yeah, I've only seen her. I've only seen her. You've just watched videos of her eating.

You'd be like, hell yeah, son. I like the way you eat, Miss. I like what you eat missing. She got the best only fan is eating cheeseburger. It's so dope. Honestly, do your thing, girl. Do you think, girl. Get your money.

People got mad at her. People got madder for juicing for like a week. Do you see that? Who? Why? Lizzo. Lizzo juice for like a week just to, like, like be a little healthier and people lost their fucking minds.

I hate the internet, dude. Yeah. Wait, what, wait, wait, what could the problem possibly be? There's no problem, Chris. That's the point. Oh, she's trying to, she's trying to get healthier. And, like, they just took it as, oh, she's tired of being fat. And so she, like a body shaming thing?

She, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it was that. Like, oh, you were the hero for fat people. We loved diabetes and shit. Like, you were the champion of diabetes and now you're letting us down. Hugh, my. She stay obese So that I may remain obese

It's insane, dude She's like talks about how she's okay with her being fat She's okay, but she just did a weak Like a, she juice for a week She just like very a little healthy Like I hate the internet I've been eating too much fucked up food I have really bad acid reflux

I need a juice and then people Fucking lost their minds I can't stand it anyway That's not even a like a weight thing even like you know what I mean that's just like I've had to do that oh yeah sometimes I need to take a minute and I'm like oh I'm too

fucked up let me just detox myself sometimes I wake up like I remember like I used to wake up sometimes it's like wow I wake up and my mouth feels acidic like I'm eating I'm eating like garbage and I have to stop you know right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with? Morgan and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. For Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. Yeah. That's not even like a weight thing. That's so weird. Yeah. The world's falling apart, bro. It's been falling apart for a long time. We've ignored it. But we got to take actions to start killing the people that won't start. I'm kidding.

All right. I'm just going to cut it. Oh my God. Next question, please. Chrisley Bear wrote in. He says, Hello, helplessly near-sighted communist Nazi ticking time bomb psychopath who has bad opinions about everything. And chronic masturbator who could totally beat up KSI.

What is the blackest slash most Hispanic you've ever felt? For me, the whitest I've ever felt. was in high school, a group of people were talking about the things they call cops like pigs or whatever, and one of them turned to me and asked what I call them, and I just said police officers, and they all got up and walked away. Police officers of the law. This wasn't me trying to be smart ass or anything. It's just what popped into my head.

Public defenders. That's an awesome. Champions of justice. I love that story, the idea that people just walked away from him. That's so fucking funny. Dang, what's the black has ever felt? There have been, there have been times where, like, I've been, this is really terrible. But this was one time I was in Poughkeepsie in, like, 11th grade, and we were just outside of a fucking, we were outside of, like, a chicken spot on, like, Main Street in Poughkeepsie.

And we were just drinking 40s, listen to infamous Mob Deep. And I felt like a fucking pure, nigga. Like, I felt like, powerful. Like, I felt like this is different from all the other times. I felt black. I'm really in the streets right now. I'm eating chicken, listening to Mabby talking about killing people, and I'm drinking fucking malt liquor. This is different.

Yeah. I don't know. I don't know what the most Hispanic. There are brief flashes of moments where I remember. Like, I remember even just honestly lately with Miles Morales seeing that shit was like, oh, shit, yeah. This is actually like super, like, because I would, I wouldn't say that my family was like particularly. I guess you don't really know though because like if you if you're just like with your family That's the thing. It's like you're just you're just kind of surrounded by your family all the time. So you just kind of assume that this is normal and like it's only when you go to other people's houses and like or like hang out with other other kinds of people where it's like oh this is like not just the default for me because it's just been my default for like ever.

I felt that too when um whenever I would hang out with people who were just like African American solely and they're. They would season their food without things like adobe and sassonne, and I would bring that up. I'd be like, oh, you use Lowry seasoning salt? I use adobe because that's what my grandma uses. And they're like, what's adobe? And I'm like, nigga, what the fuck is adobe? Nica, what's that? And I'm like, it's seasoning.

You put it on everything. Food is the area that I noticed, I noticed it the most, where it's like nothing ever tasted as good. Always, it always tasted worse. Yeah. No matter what I ate. Yeah. The wildest shit, man. I went to, my friend is half Mexican, half Irish, and his mom is Mexican as fuck, you know, grew up.

But she, like, learned some cooking tactics from her Irish husband. Oh, no. And I remember the first time I went over and they're like, oh, yeah, we're going to cook some ribs and shit. I'm like, oh, fuck yeah, you know, me. You know, me, I'm going to fuck up some ribs. But I saw them, and they fucking first started boiling them. and my mind shattered and I was like

hey Brock what the what is happening oh you know like to get them like nice and soft to where they fall off the bone and I was just like like they were and then they put them on the like I was

hellspin dude it killed me I was like and then they and then they put them on the propane grill to finish them off but it was just like

you root they're ruined you fucking boiled them you you you fucking boiled them you you You took the most important, first of all, if you're going to cook some ribs, you need some, you need some mesquite, some charcoal, you need some something. You need some smoke in those fucking ribs. You got to smoke them first. You got to, you got to smoke them, bro.

You got to do that. And like, it fucked me up so bad that I'm like, I cannot believe, like, this is a crime. You should be arrested for this. It was so, like, I think that was the first time I was really genuinely offended by food. You know, usually you're just like, oh, I don't want that. But that was just like, I can't believe people actually somebody. This is a thing that's being passed on to people. Generational, bro.

Yeah. And I need to stop this. Like, this is how Irish people eat? Is this what this is? You know what's crazy? You know what's crazy? I lived my whole life being told that white people don't season their food. I guess I've been around only ethnic white people because every white person I know seasons the, like they can throw down.

Like my friend Whiskey, he's a white. fucking Gaelic descent man He is a white man And he can throw down Oh but he's but he also like He he like lived in Mexico He's like from the south And the south has fucking amazing food

Like when I say the south Has the best food in America dog Is totally different Because white southern people Give you will give you diabetes And and fucking high cholesterol Yeah I've always They season their shit

I've always taken like the white people Don't season their food It's it's always been like The person in my head was always like somebody, like, a liberal white man in, like, upstate New York, you know? Like, that's kind of the person that I imagine who does that. Like, the, the, the, the, it exists. I was not to say the more racist they are, they probably, like, season their food pretty well. But.

Probably. But, like, the South is, like, not, like, that is an area that never comes to mind when that stereotype is brought up. Only because I just know so much southern food that's so fucking delicious. Objectively better than most other foods. I mean, that's where all this, like, say, when it's like how black people season their food, it's southern cuisine. That's exactly what they get it from. My grandfather from Texas, his gravy that he makes, will give you, you need blood thinners after you eat it because it is so rich with seasoning. You're like, oh my God.

Like this is, it's so flavorful, but you know you can only have a little bit. Yeah, because it's too much seasoning is in it. Literally, after our Thanksgiving, bro, I literally had to, like, eat fit. Like, I had to eat lighter food for a while because of all the fucking, all of the fucking, first of all, our friend group is like 96% Hispanic. So you know everyone's coming there is fucking bringing food. That's too much, too full. I made, like, mac and cheese that, like, literally I only had out of it twice because I couldn't eat it. It was too heavy for me.

I was like, I can't eat this anymore. It hurts. I want more, but my body's declining as I eat it. Yeah. There's, like, to me, the test is how you prepare your fried chicken. Because there's, I'm a fried chicken connoisseur, and not in the way that, it's more like a chicken tender thing. I almost even started a, I was going to start a whole thing and try to get, like, sponsored and everything where it's going to be called Tinder Quest. And I was going to go around everywhere in SoCal and try everybody's chicken tenders.

I would do that with you. I have no, I would happily, I think we'd all do that with no problem. Yeah. Well, hey, when shit opens up, maybe I'll actually, because I was actually kind of try to make it a real thing. And, you know, because people have blown up that way with having their food shows. And I was like, I'm going to try to make this real, but we'll talk about it once things open up. I thought about doing that with a pizza, with pizza in New York.

I wanted to go around every single pizza place. I would do, I would do either of those. Pizza and chicken. It's my wet dream. Hell of him. Oh, dude, so good together. But yeah, that's it. White people

Season your chicken better The ones, you know what I'm talking about It's the raising cane types There's like certain chicken places That like it has no flavor And all the sauce does all the flavor And I'm like, I'm sorry It needs to be good without the fucking sauce

Exactly You can't you can't So often I have chicken It's not even tasting it It's just hot chicken I would always be like really Exactly I would always be really annoyed

Because I didn't really like Hot wings Not necessarily because I didn't the spice. I just, I just didn't necessarily like that I had to, like, pour sauce on something to get flavor out of it. And I remember thinking, like, like, what I would do is, like, I would, like, make, I would just mix the hot sauce. I would, like, let the chicken, like, marinate in the hot sauce. That way it would, like,

it was actually, like, flavorful without you needing to fucking fuck your hands up. And it came out great, but, like, it's astounding how many wings I've had that just fuck that up, where it's just, like, it doesn't taste like anything until you have sauce on it. And it's just, I don't, I don't, I don't get it. it. They just bread it and fry it. They don't even fucking season. They don't even season the breading. That's the least how you skip a step. You just put seasoning with the breading.

Then you mix that shit together and you're fine. That's it. It's crazy, man. Fuck yeah. If you can't cook, you're fucking stupid. I'm saying that right now, right? It's really easy to make sure that tastes fucking good, all right? It's not hard. Latino who actually speaks Spanish

Rodin. Damn, Redmond. Says, what's up, boys? I hope your holidays don't suck. Do your families have Do your family slash cultures have any weird Christmas or New Year's traditions? In Colombia, we have, what is that, anno viejos? They are basically life-sized dolls that people set on fire on New Year's Eve. People usually dress them like politicians or famous people.

Now we're talking. I've seen plenty of Trump, Anyo Villjos. That's insane. That's wild. See, at first I thought this was going to be some. weird-ass ritual shit. I'm like, uh-oh, they're burning human effigies. They're sacrificing real people now.

That's what I thought. I was like, what? Yeah, but then it took the turn in the right direction. Actually, that sounds pretty fun. But no, I don't have shit for traditions. For me, I know for St. Tomians, we have, I think carnivals around this time. So we usually do like, I don't know. I think, I know we have the old year service,

but it's pretty much like a lot of people from where, my family's from. They are a group called Seven Day Adventist. So for Christmas time, we all go into church at like 11, at 12 o'clock on like the 31st in the afternoon, and we leave at 12 o'clock fucking after the new year. And that shit is murder.

It is murder. It's the worst experience in my life. And also we, what you call it? We just like have like, I don't know what else we do. We just have like some sort of weird prayer thing. But I know in Puerto Rico, they have like a lot of New Year's things. I know that. My grandma doesn't celebrate that that much. My grandmother would always, she would celebrate this thing called Three Kings Day,

which was like a very, very, very Puerto Rican thing. Like, if you, if you Google Three Kings, three Kings Day, it will auto fill to Puerto Rico, literally.

And it was just like this thing that happened, like this year, or in 2021, it's January 6th. It's like, like, I think a week after New Year's. I think it's typically like what it is.

And it was just like this art. arbitrary thing that was just like how I remember it is like my family would come over we would make food and I would get like three gifts but like I would have to like find them or something but I think that was just like a fucking thing that my that my grandmother is it for is it through the three wise men that came to Jesus's birth shit was like that I think I experienced that when I was in Puerto Rico once yeah but like I don't I don't remember it I don't I know my grandmother all I know is that this time a year it would be everyone

would be out of our house for a very long time it would be like people would be over at my house in the Bronx or in Fiscoe for like an extra like week and it would leave around the seventh or some shit that's all I remember from it yeah everyone would come over we'd be around for a long time and it'd be a very like black Tino celebration because it'd be like

the black people the fucking Afro-Caribians and a Latin Caribbean would be like Latin people would be there and it'd be really noisy and I'd be too full and I'd be like I can't stand this. Everyone's using my video games. Yeah. No,

I remember I liked it because it was just like this weird little like, this kind of like extra. That was, it's weird for me though because like my birthday is in the beginning of December. Then there's Christmas. And then there was like three kings like a week after. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals. Well qualified current FCA lessees.

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Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan. which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number.

Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter, and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way. is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. New Year's. So, like, I remember, like, just winter in general being like, oh, this is the time when I get things.

Like, that's, and it was like always super excited. But like, by the time, Kings came, it was like I already, I had already, like, you know, anything that I wanted that I was, that I was feasibly going to get had been given to me already for Christmas. So, like, Three Kings was always like, yeah, it was never like, Three Kings was always like, here's like a deck of Pokemon cards or like, uh, your favorite candy or something. But it was like, it was, I think it's a kind of a cute little thing. But I'm just connected to it because my grandmother did it. I don't know if I would really do carry that forward.

American niggas don't have anything special they do around this time. No, it's just New Year's. Not really, man. Damn, y'all niggas is lame. Since you get drunk. You guys got like three kings or something. Maybe we'll do something like, like Total War Three Kingdoms Day or something.

It's so weird, dude, because I've, because like, it's odd for me because I'm a black man who grew up in America. Same. I have so, pretty much. Pretty much, you know. But it's weird because what you call? I never did a lot of American celebrations.

Like I never really did America. Like never did Fourth of July, but cookouts really. You know, like we were always just like very Caribbean stuff. Oh, we did. We did. We did. Not really. I never really did it. We did it once in a while.

You know why? Because it was just another excuse to get together and make food. That was literally it. It's just, hey, it's a holiday. Let's make, let's make a stupid amount of food for no good reason. Only this time, because it's Fourth of July, we'll have like, we'll have like ribs and stuff. And it's like, all right, yeah, fine.

It's crazy because I've never been to celebration that the main course wasn't chicken. Even Thanksgiving, it was chicken still. They still had a bunch of chicken there. Well, that's because we do that. Well, no, even back home, we would have turkey, but my grandma would cook curry chicken. And I'd be like, yes, this is the ticket.

This is why I'm here. Yeah, Thanksgiving. I used to, I'll say, I don't, you know, this was when I was young, like, And everybody was kind of, everybody of my family kind of started to spread out. A lot of people were around L.A. And during the holidays, a lot of times we'd go to our Aunt Yolanda. And she was Jamaican as fuck.

And she would always make, you know, curry chicken, jerk chicken. She would make all of the stereotypical fucking Caribbean food. I miss my culture. That shit blew my mind because there was nothing like it, her cooking. There would be full house. And that shit doesn't happen anymore, especially since her husband, Lemuel,

he died. And then everybody kind of started to this dude, Scooby that would always come around and his brother got in a, Mike got an motorcycle accident. People started kind of like, it just started to like, oh,

hey, yeah, it was fucked up. I was like, damn. And I haven't thought about that until like this, you guys started talking about this. I'm like, oh, yeah, we should kind of get together every time for these things.

But now it's just somebody make some, stupid fucking turkey or something that uh i don't we we smoked the turkey and that shit was bombed but i don't fucking i don't really otherwise i'd rather just i don't know i'll probably start some other my own weird ass traditions when i like have a family or something you gotta you gotta make sure you fight for that dude because it happened to me it started happening to me too everyone started getting like more separate and separated and the family skits becomes less and less for those celebrations i've noticed and out of my grandma's old and like getting sick and stuff like that

i know it happens even less yeah like i want to make it so like i keep that tradition going in family like when me and my girlfriend have like our family we're gonna like probably unfortunately we're probably gonna have to have that big house and everyone's gonna come and stay with us and we're because someone has to bite the bullet because it's always the grandparent yeah yeah and then the grandparent gets old or that family member group gets old and they're like we don't really want to do it here anymore so someone has to be like all right yeah my parents to our place my parents are probably the ones had to do it they're yeah they my dad hates my dad My dad can't stand it, but he's like, if we don't do it, no one else is going to step up and no one else is going to do it.

And he puts on, like, some big show about, like, how, like, he hates it, but he likes cooking like he does. I've tasted your dad's food. Your dad's going to pass off. Yeah, he just likes to pretend like he doesn't. Ah. But we got to learn. We got to learn from fucking Fast and Furious, man. It's all about family.

It is. I'm excited at the premise of just kind of having the apartment or, like, the house that kind of people kind of cycle through. Because I like that shit. I've always like that shit about my house. Yeah. I mean, that's our house right now. We're already living that. We're already that house.

But that's because that's the kind of people we are, I think. It's just like, we're just like, hey, like, people just show up here. Like, people will like, oh, it's a Seinfeld apartment, this apartment. Like, people will just, they'll open the door and they'll, like, slide in. And it'll be like, oh, hey, what's up? Whiskey? It's like, ah, I don't know. I just invested in fucking cubic zirconium.

And it's like, oh, well, that's interesting. And then he just leaves somebody else. he leaves and then somebody else comes through the door and it's like it's like I don't know like I like that that's our home dude like we're the home that like if somebody's like okay if we're out late like hey we have nowhere to stay in the general area it's like don't worry about it shoot our way you stay with us right now with ram truck's declaration of deals well qualified current fca lessees get a low mileage lease on the 26 ram 1500 big horn crew cab four by four for 369 a month for 39 months with 4,00099 due at signing tax title license extra no security deposit required call one

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Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome.

I think I saw Billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder, and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 5. nine from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, and thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. That's it. Yeah. That's how you've been the whole time. It's fucking amazing. I just realized I haven't even been here here a new place yet. That's right. That's insane. You've been here for a while. You got to come. You got to come. You guys since like the summer. Dude, man. Just come at this point. You're safe, dude. Just get a test real quick and then shoot through and you can spend a day with us like that. It's fine. We got to do, we still got to do the, uh, the, what you call it?

Trash. We got to do Trash, yeah, man. It's the annual thing, man. And we can't, and we can't do that like this, because this is just what the podcast is. Yeah. You know. You got to make it happen, bro. We're here.

Well, yeah. Well, yeah. Fucking, you guys, because I, I, my schedule, I mean, my schedule is, I think it's a lot more flexible than your guys is. So we just got to like, like, hey, what day, maybe like next week or something. Or wait, what fucking, when is this year over? Next week, Friday. next week Friday.

Next week Thursday. So yeah. It's got to do it before this year's over, obviously. Just give me the day, bro, and I'll be there. Well, fucking, uh, Twitter trash, year three with the snark tank crew coming at you guys live. Live. Well, not live.

Certainly not live. Okay, not live. Coming at you guys. Maybe a week from now. Maybe a week for now. I don't know if that'd be good. That'd be good. Yeah.

Monday a week for now, we'd be good. That sounds good. We can do it. All right, well, that's the end of our questions. Oh. And that's, I guess, the end of our show. This episode's probably going to be a little bit shorter, but we know it's, for many of you, it's holiday season,

not a lot of time to just sit. And I'm sure you've got, like, your parents, like nagging you or your son bothering you, like, I can't sleep, I'm scared of Santa. Like, probably that nonsense going about. Or your girlfriend trying to make you see lights for the fucking 19th time, and you're like these lights can't be any different and you appreciate the gesture

because you love her but it's like honey their lights what what else are they going to do other than light up for context soon he's been soon he's been going to these light shows with his girlfriend like I think like what is it it's like the third since

fucking October I love it I love her she's so sick because around this time we usually do all of the like actual outside like light shows shows where it's like spectacles where you like walk like the enchanted forest and like near monrovia that's one of the best experiences i've had in winter in my life like it's insane they like there's a whole forest where they light up and always even like sort of light shows that we

go to the freaking la zoo light stuff like that but this year we haven't been able to do it and my girlfriend's like i'm not missing out of my shit so we're seeing lights so i'm like all right and she goes before i have a chance anything she pays for all of them like we're going to light shows this day this day this day be there or be there I'm like, all right, honey, we're going to see lights. It's exhilarating. Lights are just... It's, it is beautiful every single time, but it's like, before I get there, I'm always like, oh, my God, I don't want to see lights again.

I went to see a light show, I think two years ago now. Like, I went, I went to the city on, I think, December 28th or December 27th. It was like in between Christmas and New Year's, and I went there with my, with my mom, with my half-sister and her kids. with cousins of mine and their kids who had driven up because they wanted to see the city in wintertime and they wanted to see like the tree the Rockefeller tree and like all the

the Macy's display and all that shit and we saw a light show and me and my mom got separated from the group and we had to squeeze through this fucking hellish hallway that was like they blocked off the street

so people couldn't walk on the street because of the light show was going on. It was like a parade thing. So the streets were like, it was like fucking Comic-Con. And like, it's just like pushing and like shoving and shit. And my mom who was like really small was behind me cursing up

a storm. And I had never heard my mom curse like that ever constantly. And I was laughing. That's the best. Loudly. There's nothing better than hearing your parents curse because it's like, my grandmother doesn't curse much. But one time she said,

said nigger and I couldn't stop laughing. No shit. She was like, these stupid niggas, I swear to God. And I was like, what? Dude, it was, I had never heard my mom say anything. It was like, get your fucking baby out of here. Like, like, all this crazy shit. That sweet New York accent.

Yeah. Get your fucking baby out of here. What the fuck are you doing? Like, people just bring in the, they would like put, I can't describe to you really how intense. All of people, they deserve death. Like 100%. Dude, it was. like a fucking mosh pit. It was like a

fucking mosh pit on the side of the road in men in like in the middle of Manhattan. Like people pushing and like actually like like like flesh to flesh. And like people with and people with and people with like fucking babies

like just walking around it's like what are you doing bringing a fucking squishy infant into this environment? I don't understand those people. They should put them in the cage and hold the cage up as they guide them through because you can't put a squishy baby in there. It's going to be a fucking two-d image eventually. You know, you got to get a cage and hold it, holds it over quickly. I just remember, I just remember somebody pushed, somebody pushed my

mom and then my mom pushed me because he was behind me. And then I pushed this guy. And this guy turned around. And she, and he was like, can everybody stop pushing? And my mom was like, do you think I want to fucking be here? And he just turned around. He just turned around and ignored it. I was like, this is fucking wild. Yeah, because it's a stupid fucking thing to say like, oh yeah, I'm trying to push you on purpose, cunt. I'm trying to run up your asshole, you fucking idiot. Of course I'm getting pushed. I love I love bad head.

Everybody's so rude, but everybody still needs to get. Everybody still needs to get where they're going, so they're just not trying to start shit. It's so funny. Yeah, so that's going to be it. Let me just get through this little bit of housekeeping. Remember, we got merch over at snark tankmerch.com. That's a thing you can go and support.

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