The Snark Tank - #52: So Long, 2020

Episode Date: December 31, 2020

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Do it, do it for me. Do it for Chris. Hey, look. He's a little dead meme. Welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. to the Snark Tank podcast. It's us as always.

I'm your host Chris. Chris Ragon and I'm joined as always by say hi guys. It's the end of the year. What's up? We made it and I wish fucking everything was

you know dead like the virus, right? So then we can go and clean the 21, 2021. I'm going to go in clean. Yeah. It sucks. We still got to look at it.

It sucks. We're going to have this weird, like, transitionary kind of like, oh, it's still shitty kind of period. But it's like... I'm just over this year. I'm glad it's gone. Hey, what's going on? It's your boy, Sweeney. What's going on?

You know, DJ Long Dick. Just saying, um... DJ Long Dick. Just don't. Just don't. Stay alive, you know? You know? That's it.

We all, I think we just saw each other in person like yesterday for the first time since, since, what, March? Mm-hmm. Yeah, something like that. It was fucking crazy Something like that We haven't seen It is Like we were living in a different place

The last time The last time we all were in the same room together Yeah It's wow the world's crazy Because we filmed We filmed the Twitter trash We did We did it

We did It probably I don't know We'll see I'm going to be out before the end of the year Right So it's probably going to be out The 30th I'm just assuming

Yeah So wait tomorrow or I will yeah I'll probably put out tomorrow so whatever that sounds good so yeah but it's the end of the year we're gonna we're gonna handle this episode a little bit more chill

we're gonna focus I think on questions get through some of the some of the questions that we haven't been able to answer in the last couple weeks there's a lot of them so I figured we just do that today no need to get into some weird news stories

that aren't even really happening the only thing that's really happening are the same things that we've been talking about, which is like the stimulus checks and, you know, Pelosi and McConnell, and that's not really fun to talk about again. Yeah. So, it's not fun at all.

Just bitch-ass niggas. That's all it is. I mean, really, you want to put it in a nutshell. It's just evil-ass palpeteen-ass niggas existing, dog. But whatever. It's so funny, man.

Whenever shit like this happens, I know where I can get into it, but all I can think of is George Collin. I just think about, like, all the shit that he said decades ago. I'm like, it's still happening. He was right. He was entirely right. Man, it's so sad.

It's like weird. It's like, it's sad that we don't have that, that man's commentary today, but it's also like, man, I'm kind of glad he didn't have to see all this insane garbage. He didn't have to see himself be exactly right. Yeah. Yeah. He'd be like, quote, I quote, he would say like, you bitch niggas aren't listening to me. The fuck, dog. He would say that because I don't know if you've ever seen his specials, but.

you know he was pretty rough around the edges he was never he never really dropped the end bomb but like you know yeah every special he had to drop one at least one with the words you can't say on TV yeah the seven the seven dirty words were uh wasn't that richard prior no no that was carlin that was carlin oh shit

did uh so before we started recording we were like oh what are we going to talk about today there's not really it's not really much happening and then Derek said something he found something just now that was what did you find can you explain I was scrolling

I was scrolling on Twitter just to see oh what's what's happening you know that's that's what we do a lot and I see a thing that an account that says conspiracy theories and facts

and then it shows dragon founded Tibet and then it shows a dead fucking dragon and somebody is first off they're not even panning out at all like they're they're starting at the the tail the legs

and then it takes forever to finally get to the head we're to let you know that this is absolute horseshit and then I look to see who the fuck retweeted this and it's Connor McGregor and I'm just like why would does he believe this is a real fucking dragon and here's the other thing

if it was wouldn't this be on every headline everywhere. Not just conspiracy theories. Well, genuinely probably not. Because that's like, that's like game breaking. So you'd probably be like, you wouldn't hear about it for a little while. Like that pop up somewhere that would get taken down.

And you're like, oh, that's wild. And then like later on. Are they keeping dragons a secret? It's the big companies. It's big no dragon. It's the big no dragon companies. It's big. Who usually slays the dragons like fucking Templars or something or some bullshit?

Templars? Fucking Templars. Is it big Templar or something? Send the Templar after the dragon. Yes, Sire. Some big ass dude with fucking clerical robes on. Fucking metal armor walks out with a big ass fucking sword spear. I forgot what they're called.

It's glaves. I'll slay it, sire. Yo, it's crazy, man. I mean, it's a cool. Whoever made that thing, it looks pretty cool. I'm like, oh, yeah, shit, that's pretty dope. A fucking dragon. imagine if

I mean shit if the dinosaurs didn't get exploded I mean they pretty much there were dragons around that time

I would say pterodactals were basically dragons yeah yeah I mean I would say so yeah it would be hard to disagree as close as possible I guess

yeah they're flying like things with scales but they had feathers no they had feathers actually well they they theorize that a lot of dinosaurs had feathers. You know, actually, I think the perterodactyl might not technically be a dinosaur, actually. I think it might should be a lizard or something like that.

What? What? I think the pterodacto is not actually a dinosaur. I think it's something else. But, I mean, they're... It's from that era of time, but I don't think it counts as a dinosaur. I think it's technically something else. I just have sore in its name.

I don't know about that. I can't even shit on you because I can't know. I don't know anything about it. heard that before and I could be wrong I can look it up now but I'm pretty sure I heard that from somewhere and I was like what the fuck fucking playing fucking destiny you were playing destiny with he's like oh my god

okay why don't you fucking destiny my dick in your mouth how about that okay head shot you little bitch fucking assort you need to get your head out of the clouds man yeah man I don't know why you're talking to me like this get on team mass effect man

better get your fucking head out of the clouds you still he still hasn't played mass effect He still has to play. He's not even going to play when it comes out remastered. He's not even going to play it then. I know. I know he won't, yeah. He's just one of those people.

He's just like, he's just one of those contrarians. Like, I know, I heard it's so great. I'm going to stay the fuck away from it. No, I want to play it, but like, I don't know. You know? No, what? No, I don't know. That was not that way.

That wasn't even a sentence. Okay, so paterasores are dinosaurs. I don't know whether they're not called petardtals. Oh, no. It's probably comment from Petera. Okay, no. Are you saying the silent P? Yeah, that's how it's

bad, no? Oh man, somebody You're in the same room Go slap them You're in the same living quarters That deserves a good elbowing I can't find it in me to get up Yeah, alright, good point

What are you looking at? Wait a minute I don't know, he's He's like studying He's looking very hard at the screen Well, it might be because he's fucking blind though actually Yes Yeah

You're not nearly as blind as I am, so I don't think that really... Chris, I'm not... At least you have something on your... At least you're trying. At least you're trying, you know? Like, this guy's just like, oh man, my fucking eyes are fucked up and he just

literally does nothing. That's something like, I'll be here. I'll be fine. All right, well, I don't know, man. If I can drive my eyes this fucked up, I'll be fine, dude. I can't help. I don't know what's up with Connor if he's retweeting stuff like that. Is he, like, known

for being, like, kind of like, conspiratorial? Is he known for... Is he known for being, for being, like, yes, obviously dragons. Not that I know of. And that's what's so weird about it. Usually, I only see him promoting his fucking whiskey or something. He doesn't really, that's really the only time I see him post.

He's like, oh, yeah, I have whiskey, drink it. And I don't see him posting, oh, hey, they found a dragon in Tibet. They're not dinosaurs, bro. That's crazy. I was right. They're not technically dinosaurs. It's true. Terradactual?

So what is the classification of a dinosaur? They're flying reptiles. Okay, so dinosaurs just can't fly. That's what it means. I don't know. I don't know what makes a dinosaur a dinosaur. I think a dinosaur is like... Whatever you're reading, you think they would clarify.

They're like, oh no, they're just distant cousins to dinosaurs. And I'm like, so they're lizards, I guess? They're fucking dinosaurs. The whole prehistoric shit, if they're scaly and somewhat reptilian, they're fucking dinosaurs. It's just, it's not even... Anything like Obama, if they look anything like Bush, they're fucking... They're fucking... I'd say anything before human history is a dinosaur, basically.

That's not every... That's so much. That's so much of the world. No, no, no, no. You've heard people call, like, old people like, you fucking dinosaur. No, I've heard you fucking fossil. Never heard you fucking dinosaur. Same principle.

You've never heard somebody... Never heard you fucking fossil. That's like a common thing. You remember. Dude, fucking... Who did the Superman that ho? Soge Boy. He called Ice-T a dinosaur.

Yeah. I don't remember that. I don't remember that shit. I wasn't know if I didn't care. It's not about remembering like a specific incident. It's just understanding that that's not an uncommon phrase when referring to older people. I mean, that's a phrase I never heard. I'm not saying it's uncommon as I've never heard that.

Well, I mean. You fucking dinosaur. So stupid. This is a cool as fuck. You call me and I'm like, yeah. Then I start screaming and destroying. They're old, though. That's all motherfuckers.

Yeah, dinosaurs are coolest shit. We know that. Dude, scientists are trying to ruin dinosaurs. They're the ones that are saying, oh, taradactals aren't technically dinosaurs. They're the ones that are like, oh, by the way, they might have had like a bunch of feathers like chickens. Oh, by the way, they might have squawked and not roared.

And I'm like, dude, I don't want to hear that shit. I don't want to hear anything like that. That's just the facts. No, but how is, that's exactly ruining. We've seen Jurassic Park. We know. We've seen incorrect information. So now that we're getting the right information

It's just fucking shit up for me I don't want dinosaurs to be Do you I don't want dinosaurs to be Giant fucking chickens Do you think Like that that upsets me Do you think that I think that

I think that would be scarier than the Royal I think Do you think Because it's just so like It's so unassuming Like a giant It wouldn't be a regular squire Wouldn't be like

Squaw I'd be like something like Bellowing Don't hurt your insides probably Like they make giant birds And like fucking video games Like a phoenix or something That's like terrifying squawks

Do you think Do you think that like If they ever Like if they ever like if they remaster Jurassic Park do you think they'll update the dinosaurs to be more anatomically talking about if they remastered dinosaurs I was like what?

No if they remaster like Jurassic Park like in real life stupid asshole Like if all the The raptors in Jurassic Park just look like big ass chickens Yeah that would make five bucks No No man people would love to see that I would love to see that I would love to see that

You would love to see it as a meme but you wouldn't be like Oh that shit's cool Can I mean? Not like... They might have cool colors, man. You never know. Look, I'm going to be real. I'm going to say something that's a little controversial.

Okay. Okay, let's hear it. I think Jurassic Park is fine. I think it's entirely fine that movie. Okay. Just fine. I think it's cool. Yeah, I don't... Like, it's this beloved movie, and it's like everybody talks about how, how, like, amazing it is.

And it's like, yeah, this is fine. I was never blown away by Jurassic Park. It's cool. That's it. To me, the, I thought it looked fantastic. I thought I thought the models for the dinosaurs looked fucking great for early 90s. Oh yeah, it holds up. The score is, the score is fucking fantastic, man.

It was really good score. Jeff Goldblum is the shit. And I appreciate him much more now than I did as a kid. Yeah. Especially, I was really terrified when I saw the fly. So that kind of fucked me up for him. because that movie is kind of disgusting oh the fly

kind of kind of kind of the movie's fucking gross isn't there a scene where like Jeff Goldblum looks like a Kronenberg fucking like boil man

he's like melting in one scene dude yeah and then he disgusting wait isn't there a scene where he like throws up on his food or something also yeah and he he he throws up on somebody because he's like desult he's like I think he's like fucking up somebody

yeah he's dissolving someone yeah course it's fucking gross flies did that I fucking hate flies with all my heart learning about, like, why, why, can you imagine designing something like that? You're like, yeah, I need this. A fly? I'm a little, I'm a little skeptical of the fact that flies actually throw up on their food.

I've never seen this happen. They do, but really small amounts. Well, I don't know, man. I've, I've been bored as a kid, like, with nothing to do. And, like, I've, like, just stared at flies just existing. And, like, I didn't see any of them fucking throw up on anything and, like, start. slopping all over it. I haven't seen this.

You need. You know why? Why? Because you never, because they land on food, you instantly bat them away. Every time they land on food, you're like, oh, get it out of here. It's their food. No, I was my food. I was specifically observing.

But it wasn't on food. I know, I know because it's like literally I can't, I can't myself see a flyland or something I could eat and not try to attack it. I'm like, what are you doing? I try to hit it. I mean, it's also not throwing up a giant puddle. You know, so you're not going to really see. You're not going to really see anything. But I, but look at, you're using just your eyes, man.

Maybe if you had a magnifying glass, I would feel like, okay, maybe you'd have an argument. But have you ever seen even like a close up video of a fly throwing up on something? Never looked it up. Like, I've never even seen that. Like, even in like a documentary or like, huh? How old they eat? How old they eat? Because they don't have teeth. Well, I think, I don't think they're animals.

I think they're made by the government to spy on us. but I mean that can make sense that's true though that's true Connor McGregor was talking about it the other day yeah it's Connor McGregor

Connor never mind Connor McGregor facts you know what's funny actually I think Ian Miles Chong uses he uses flies to prep for his

what you call his swatting members he sends a few flies I was like good he's home Connor McGregor and so is his dog master at killing he's the master

at killing flies you fucking swats the fuck out of them, dude. Flies swat people, then a flies die too. Somebody please have an animation called Fly Swatter and it's just Ian Miles Chong calling the cops on flies. I want to see this.

Do you think that's actually that's poetry? Yeah, it is. Do you think if Connor McGregor heard any of what we're saying, do you think he would try to kill us? Do you think he's that kind of person? No, I disagree. I mean, he punched a or a guy that looked like he was in his

90s, but he's only in his 50s. He punched him at a bar, at a pub, because he refused to drink his, his, his wine. I mean, his wine, what the fuck? His whiskey. Well, he was also, it was also rude to him. Like, I think they might, in person, it might be a different thing, you know, like, in person,

if you're probably going to get fucked up in person. But we're on the internet. He's like, he's going to be like, fuck them fucking black people and that reds, Puerto Rican man. Let me go get some organis. Is that how he sound? No, it's not. I don't know.

high sounds. Let's get some Arganis. I don't have time. Top of the morning, too. I'm Conan McGregor. I'll be honest, Connor McGregor kind of does sound like a leprechaun, like a little bit. He has that accent. He's not the high-pitched thing, but he has that Irish, because you know

there's a lot of different accents in Ireland, just like anywhere else, right? You go to any other country, they have a bunch of different, like, like, England, the worst accent in England is Liverpool. Like, those people sound fucking atrocious. What's Liverpool again? Oh my god It's like John Lennon

You're like John Lennon. Now he talks He has this really weird way That he enunciate shit But there's people If you want to like There I don't actually

I don't we probably have some people From Liverpool I don't want to shit on them I'll probably I'll copy out You ever heard like really old Like young people saying Like really old British slang

It sounds disgusting What's old Somebody somebody says He was gonna rum tom someone And I was like What the fuck does rub-tonged mean. That's not real.

I don't know what that means. That's not real. I got to ask my sister because she's from there. But when I went there, they sound like Idrizoba. There's a bunch of black people when they all sound like fucking like cool like spies.

It's like, hey, what's going on, Ruth? They all sound like spies. Her fucking husband sounds cool. They all, every British person either sounds like a spy or just a ruffian. Just a complete.

Just a complete, just a complete, what is it? What is an American term that's like kind of British? Like a, like a ne'er do well, you know? I mean, I think a hooligan is really, I think, the word you're looking for. Hooligan? Yeah, because all those football hooligans, they're all like, they're all the fucking, yeah.

They're all about to do some bad shit. They're the ones that talk like this in it. They're the ones that like, and they say me. They always, they never say I. They say everything's me. Me thinks that it's a good idea. No one says that. I've never heard that.

Are you serious? I've heard, I've heard like, I've heard like, I've heard like, I say me all the time. I've heard like, get out of me car, you know, like, like I've heard that's. I've heard me in Jamaica because I'm, Jamaican say that. Jamaican say that too. They stole that from them. That's true. They weren't speaking English before.

That's true. They were speaking whatever kind of fucking, fucking, I'm not going to say it, whatever kind of shit they were speaking before. It's very common. It's a very like, say, it used to be like, oh, you're illiterate if you speak that way. And the funny, it's not like that anymore. Now it's just regional. But the biggest example now is Tyson Fury. Like, just listen to an interview of Tyson Fury talk.

And it's me think this and me. It's always me, me, me instead of I. And I like it, I like it. I like it. I hate that. That would drive me insane. If somebody... I love making fun of British people, do it.

It gives me solace. It gives me solace making fun of them because of me, I think as I'm Jamaican, my body's like, good, yeah, tear them down. They destroyed our island. tear them down but like they just sound like they just

Cockney people are the worst like like people from Oh like Oliver Twist Like like Like like the fucking Like Cochney isn't Swedish It's not

I thought it was no Australian right No what? No cockney is it Cochney is like Oliver Twist Place sir Can I have some more It's like it's like the newsies Like the news boys

Is that what that is? Read all about it You all about Hey I don't know Are you, I think of it. Oh my God. Are you recording on the good mic? Because it sounds like shit whenever you speak.

Who me? Yeah. Me? I think his gain is insanely hot. Your gain is like fucking wild. Really? I'm a car. That sounded like aliens like falling in a blender, dude.

I'm recording on Scarlet, definitely. That was wild. It sounded like an air rate. It did sound like air raid. It did sound like air raid. I like it though It was like perfect British It was exactly how British

Dude that's how they sound That was like fucking Mars attacks You can't tell me they don't sound like that bro You ever seen a bunch of British kids get mad at you You start screaming at you and they sound like fucking They sound like little lambs Yeah we got it's like a bunch of egg ass lambs What were you saying?

Somebody I would just say To get a good example of the worst British accent In my opinion, there's a mixed martial artist named Darren Till. He's from Liverpool. Just listening to him talk. And he's a troller and a shit talker, so it's egregious. Just to give you guys an idea. And then I wonder if the listeners will agree because I think a lot of them are fine.

But just think of John Lennon, but like in his 20s and just speak really, you know how John Lennon sounds? Everybody does impressions of him. It's like basically when people do impressions of the Beatles. but it's really just like, John Lennon, they have this very weird way that they speak. And it's like, it's inhuman.

From Game of Thrones? It's inhuman. No, no, no, no. It's very distinct. It's a very, to me, it's like a very inhuman, like it sounds like some asshole just made it up on the spot and he was really popular

and everybody copied him. Because it doesn't sound natural to me. It sounds like, you ever watch Doug? And then they had that, and the band The Beast. basically the way they spoke is basically how Liverpool people speak for real. Like they're doing like they have a really, it just doesn't sound real to me.

I'm sorry people if we have any listeners in Liverpool, you're not real. That's all I got to say. What's the worst American accent then? Ooh, somewhere in the North, uh, in New England. That's all I know. Somewhere in the Northeast. Oh, yeah. The Boston accent.

I personally hate the fucking New York Italian accent. I hate that shit. I hate that shit You don't like Gabagaloo I fucking Is it hey who's going on here man I was sure with you I was talking like Joey Wheeler

It's like fucking like no Like hey Pauli Because Hey what's going on over here over there I lived there for so long And I was around so many Italians That did not speak like that They just spoke like

Like just like thuggish kids And I was like And then I was like This is how people from New York town I was watching movies And I was like Where do fuck people sound like that? like yo and I was just confused

and then I left New York and I went to like I left the Bronx and I went to like Brooklyn and like Manhattan when I was getting old and I was like ew y'all sounds stupid

why you sound so stupid I never mind it I like that what is that what is that uh what's that an island girl no no no no it's I don't hate any of the New York accents

I actually think they're the only good ones but what's the what's the what's the what's the don't chat No. That fucking... Midwestern.

Oh my God. That's like fucking Minnesota. Yeah. And North Dakota. Above that, whatever that place is in Canada, that's right above it too. Yeah.

It's all that same region. That's... They do that stupid. They sound like... I'm like, what are you doing? They almost sound... It's almost like they sound like... It's...

They sound like Americans translating a silly Swedish accent into American accents. It's very bizarre. That's actually a very... That's very... accurate. Don't know. Don't know it doesn't work.

It's like, you sound stupid. You sound dumb. They're sweet, though. They're nice, though. At least they're nice, but I... That accent sounds very sweet. But like, I can see someone racially berating somebody with that accent. It's like Sarah...

Sarah Palin kind of had that accent a little bit. If I can, if I remember correctly. Yeah, because it was like, she had like a very Midwestern, like, yeah. A Midwestern. twang. It wasn't that exaggerated, obviously, because that was like a fucking cartoon character, but I just did. That's crazy. I heard the worst accent.

Actually, guys, I heard the worst accent. I have it saved. It is, it's a London chick that's speaking like a Valley Girl. And I couldn't believe that exists. I'm like, why are you talking like that? You're not, you're so far away from that shit. You're so far away from that California Valley Girl Speak, you know, the Upspeak and the vocal fries and

shit, but then add that like British tone to it. So she was like this and I got this and that art. That's how they talk on British reality shows, dude. They sound fucking horrible, dude. Well, I'm never going to watch one, so. I'm not going to watch that shit. We've shit on the British enough for today. I got some more ammo.

We've, we've, uh, we've, uh, what are you doing, Shue? What are you doing? What are you doing? Come back to me. Come back to Papa Shoe. What are you doing? Yo, you've gone to you straight. too far, she. I don't know you're not there. It's rather dangerous, bro.

Straight into the Comies Hans. What are you doing? My name is, my name is British person and so British name here. My name is John Snow. We have to save shoe on head and put cheese all over her. She really loves cheese. I'm John Snow and I'm

the protector of the wall. I, I look stupid. I, I'm by the ice wall. You want 30 30 minutes of this? You want 30 more minutes of What's worst. Whatever you say, I'm down for the, I'm down to clown. Jesus Christ, that was a terrible, that was so bad.

That one was bad. That last one was really, really fucking bad. Anyway, let's get on to some questions since we got like a bunch of them. And some of them are pretty, some of them are pretty good. Let's do it. I'm Ray. Yeah, I'm ready to go. Let me find the one that was like particularly

I think I can do this I love you shoe I love you soon on head June on I miss you so much love Why do you have you forsaken me My hands are so big I can crush people With rather ease

I caused an earthquake By clapping That's insane That's insane hit the floor on time. My favorite football team lost a game, but I hit the floor and three people died in a 6.0 earthquake. 6.0 isn't actually that high.

It's pretty high, bro. It's pretty, it'll, stuff will fall over. Yeah, stuff will fall over. A 6. No, not 6.5. I think it was like 7. Something, but that's what fucked up. A 7 will definitely fuck.

7 will fuck shit up. 6 and 7, 6.5 is like the middle ground where like things could be bad, but things aren't typically. Yeah. There was an Italian one that was in the 6th is that was pretty bad. Yeah, the six one is the one that... What's it called? It depends on the place, I think, too.

Like, if you have infrastructure that's, like, made for it. I'm trying to remember. I'm trying to remember. I think a six is the reason why Northridge got fucked the way it did, like in the 90s, I think. It was a sixth that did that. It fucked up Northridge, dude. Yeah. It depends on infrastructure.

The point they had to build a new college. No, well, they probably needed to. Anyway, uh, what? Oh, I can't read this. It's too offensive, rodin. Good name. Greetings. Oh, yeah.

To the mysterious void that keeps taking. making five dollars for me every month. Bit of a simple one. What is the most inappropriate time you have laughed? Be it something as benign as laughing when a friend gets injured or when someone tells you something deadly serious. Thanks, creatures behind the void. I don't know mine.

Do you know yours? Yeah. What is it? It's really fucked up. I don't know if I want to say it, but I know what it is. I don't know what I want to gauge how fucked up it's going to be. One of our roommates, he's not a room. mate anymore. He moved out like I think like a year and a half ago or something. He's in some of my videos. He's Black God, you know him. He was, he and his girlfriend at the time were in the living room and she was telling him a story about how she went to church one morning and they came back after church and their dog had hung itself on a fence.

and I had to leave the room because I could not stop laughing it was the funniest thing that I think I've ever heard okay that's a dog dude yo the imagery of a dog lynching itself is the like I'm sorry like I understand that people love their dogs

I understand that that's like a precious being to that person but like I just I was yo that could you imagine walking bag of seeing the dangling dog there. I just thought immediately some kid like some kid across the street

like just like look at it. Some cat in the hat shit where he's like looking outside like oh man I'm so bored in here. I wish the outdoors were more fun and I wasn't allergic to pollen and then like he just sees this dog fly over the fence and hang itself strangling gasping for air and then the family

comes home and it's just a fucking Halloween decoration. That is wild. Oh my God. That is a wild scenario. You took it up. You took it up a notch, bro. Okay, let's hear yours, Derek.

Mine is really fucked up. I mean, you got to go. I mean, you can't just say like, oh, mine's fucked up and not say anything. You should have just chose a different one. You got to go. You got to go. So I was one of my friends, one of my friends said that what you call it, she was really, she's really anti-abortion, right? She was really anti-abortion, right?

like I don't like this is not funny okay and I was just like oh man yeah it's really terrible and we were having a whole conversation back and forth about why it should be fine and then a vacuum turned on somewhere and I just started laughing because I was like you don't think a little clean up would do somebody better and she got so angry because she started crying she was like my best friend had an abortion I was just like tough and I started laughing at her and I think that was the worst time after she was really, it was, we were having a really serious, like, conversation about two different views. And instead of just holding myself together for like five more seconds, I laughed at it.

And it was really fucked up. And I was like, oh, man, never talked to her again. That doesn't even sound that bad, what you said. It's, yeah, it's bad for her, but it's really not that bad. Because you shouldn't laugh at that. You shouldn't laugh at the facts of abortions, but like, yeah, you shouldn't. But, I mean, I'm a vacuum going off during that conversation. Like, that's just perfect.

That's divinity. That's good comedy. That's good comedy. That's an angel landing down on the vacuum being like, let me turn this on and taps it. And it turns on. I don't even think I would have made that connection if I heard a vacuum. I think I would have just been like, oh, that's an annoying vacuum. Because I think, I think...

I would just scoop it out. They just scoop it out real quick. You know, they suck it out. Then the vacuum turns on. I would think more about like, like, you know, wire hangers. That's like the more traditional kind of like, oh yeah, that's the abortion thing. The wire hanger jokes. Oh, yeah, the wire hanger.

I've definitely also laughed at people getting like, oh, oh, I broke up my girlfriend, I started laughing. And I was like, day, that's tough. And I started laughing and I leave the room. But if someone... Go ahead, dude. I just can't really think. I can't think of anything of, like, me specifically.

Like, somebody in person or something like that, I can't really think of anything like that. Definitely strangers get, like, seeing car accidents. I've laughed. It's not, it's not like the most appropriate response, but I have an image. of a couple riding, and they didn't fucking, like, get seriously hurt.

But I just, we just, I just saw it coming. I was like, look at this, look at this asshole, like, whipping through traffic. And then shit stopped. And then, like, he couldn't maneuver around a pickup truck. And then he smacked into the tailgate. And I was laughing fucking, you know, he fucked up his bike and shit. Oh, yeah, that's karma.

It's great. Like, laughing at something like, that's pretty fun. That's normal. That's not so bad. Yeah. I can't, like, think of it. I'm like, oh, yeah, I laughed in somebody's face. I've definitely laughed in, like, church when I, like, when I was a kid.

And I was like, oh, I, bro, you've, dude, my, I could not, my friends begged me to, like, please take me to your grandma's church. Like, they want to go to a Baptist church so badly. And I'm like, no, you, you won't be able to. I can handle not laugh. I can laugh internally. But they won't be able to hold it in because it's fucking hilarious. Diculous. It's a, dude, it's a punk show.

Right? Like when the music's fucking going, the organ's going, the bass is going, these motherfuckers are moving. I mean, it becomes a show. It's crazy. And then the pastor that I don't know why they all do this though. But they do that weird, in between every breath. Praise the Lord. I'm going to do this. And then it's just like, and then the organ's wailing, it's fucking hilarious. Dude, I'm not a Baptist and I've been there. It's cringe, bro. It's cringe. This church is cringe. Okay, guys, I have one more thing. I have one more thing, right?

Yeah. So someone sent me a link of this guy, this guy who, this guy who, like, it was a really sad video. This guy who, like, lost everything and ended up taking his own life. And it was really sad. And I didn't laugh at the video until afterwards, because he shot himself. And afterwards, the dog, his little poodle walks in the room. And I'd start laughing because I'm thinking, like, what the fuck is the dog think? happened? He's like, what happened to my human's face?

That is kind of, that is a weird, that is, that is funny. That is funny. And then, I made a joke. I was like, the dog's like, yo, man, who threw a watermelon on the floor in the house? Because his head was, yo, it was, it was fucked. It was really fucked. That's, that's funny purely because the thought of like a dog walking in on a suicide is like really, he walked in right after. No, but that's what I'm saying. That's exactly what I just said, like, the thought of, like, a dog.

Like, any animal that's, like, vaguely human, you know, like, that's vaguely in tune with, like, the emotions of a human just to see, like, a human just played out like that. And then just, like, what the fuck does it think? Like, does it? Because it probably thinks on some level that, like, oh, he'll, like, get up at some point. Yeah, bounce back. You know, he'll just, like, he'll gather himself, you know, and feed me because I really need to be fed. Dude, the dog walked in all calm and just like looked around the room and it looked up and I was just like, what the fuck, dude. That's fucked up.

This poor dog. Wait, how was it recorded? If like, was there somebody else? Because I recorded on a webcam, so like we're doing it and he just like he just did it. Oh, recorded himself. Yeah. Oh, wow. That's a wild.

It's really hardcore, man. Like the ending part, he just kind of went for it and I was like, what the, I couldn't sleep after a little. Like, I couldn't sleep for like a week after I saw that. I don't believe that. But then I saw the doggy and a dog he's just, the dog. like his body energy was so like just what the hell's going on in here yeah i don't know i feel like i feel like most most of the time i'm able to get away you know i'm able to hold in hold in my laughter i'm maybe i'm pretty good at that but there's sometimes where it's like

yo i was not expecting i can't hold in my laughter i just wasn't expecting to hear a story about a dog that hung itself you know like that's like so and i'm like they don't even know the breed of the dog so like my brain is just auto correcting to like the funniest breed that it could possibly be. Like a what? Like a fucking dope like a like a like a dachshund? Yeah like the like those. A weir dog?

Yeah like a weir dog. I just thought of something that was actually pretty fucked up. I just I totally I totally forgot about this real quick. I used to be in this punk band. It was spelled differently. It was it was spelled P-E-D-A-F-I-L-E-S. You know, I'm just going to leave it at that. It was spelled that way.

That's pretty good. Yeah. So we had this kickback in a hotel. And it started at my house at one point in one year. So they called it like Derek P's. And then like, oh, we got to do Derek P's too the next year. But we did at a hotel. And our friend, Rafa, like, he, for some reason, he just, like, stopped breathing for a little bit.

We're all, it was fucking crazy. But then he, like, came back, you know, big gasp of air. And then his cousin. Like a good friend of mine, he was like fucking like crying and shit. And then like when it was kind of like things were settling down, I grabbed my camera. Like I took a picture. And like it's a really sad like fucked up moment. And for some reason, I was like, oh, I was going through my pictures and like, oh, this would be a dope album cover.

And then we had our EP. And I had that saved the album cover on my iTunes and shit like that. And he saw that. My homie got so fucking pissed. And I just remember going, dude. a loved one almost died. Like he was fucking pissed. I was like, dude, I just, I don't know, man.

I thought it looked cool. That's a good. That energy in that room, man. You got to capture it, bro. I understand. Do you think? Yeah. That guy almost died, man.

That was probably the, the worst thing I could think of. But usually I'm pretty good. You guys are good people. That's crazy. I laugh at people getting hurt all the time. I just keep things to myself. That's all. I'm really good at that, man.

Because I laugh a lot when the, when the, you know, usually especially like the worst crimes. the, you know, sexual assault, stuff like that. When stuff like that happens, it just makes me laugh. I've never... It's so horrible. It's so horrible. It's funny. I can't laugh at it because I don't understand it. That's like out and fathomable.

When people get hurt, though, I understand their pain. And I know when I get hurt, if someone laughs in the room, I can laugh at myself. And then it feels a little better for me. Yeah. That's it. But, like... Wow, that's annoying. What's up?

Now, I keep getting the fucking alert sound from OBS. It's not coming through the, like, the recording, but I'm like, it's... It's so fucking distracting on my end. All right. Makes question. I pray that Chris's girlfriend leaves him for Ben Shapiro, wrote in. Which is a very specific request. Hello, pitch Raygon.

How does it feel to know that I know where to find glass, Snapple bottle drinks and that I will never tell you? Listen, I'm fine with that. I'm totally okay with that. I'm over it. Because they, this is what they've done. to my precious drink, all right? They put it in new fucking plastic bottles that look heinous,

that they look like, it looks like sickly green vomit yellow. It's fucking stupid. I thought it was Nesquick at first, to be honest. That's what I thought. I didn't know what it was. Dude, when I opened it, I was like, did it you, motherfucker give me chocolate milk? I was so fucking furious.

You can't expect humans to do anything right because they're fucking garbage. Next question. All right. Green Ice God wrote in. He says, howdy PC gamers? We know you like AAA AAA shooters and RPGs and whatnot. But what indie games have you

played or are planning to play? I find this sparse story and immense depth of games like Terraria and Factorio? Eyeblind kept telling me about Factorio. I have no idea what it is. It gives them almost unlimited replayability. I almost have 2,000 hours in Terraria and 500 hours in Factorio,

and I still pick them up. regularly, happy Christmas, and Merry New Year. I haven't really dabbled in as many indie games as I would like to. I don't know if Hades. Is it Hades an indie game? Technically, yes. Bastian Hadeson Hades and Hades and Hades and Hades and Hades and Hades and Hades. It's just really popular, but it is. Yeah, I guess.

For me, it's Hades and Hyperlight Drifter. Those are the two games I've been really fucking with. I guess Hades would be mine then. Hades and Bastian. I play a lot of Bastian. I really love Bastian. I got to pick that up on Switch because I heard it's actually pretty good there. but what about you Derek Derek

honestly I think the only indie game because I actually I haven't played Hades yet because I haven't played fucking everything yeah and the last indie game I played was blasphemous

that oh wait a Blasphemus was that that was that it was basically it was kind of like oh this is side-scrolling Dark Souls

yeah it was like it was like Castlevania kind of right yeah yeah really if you want to like really compared to something yeah

but that show was cool very I don't know Sometimes I'm like I Sometimes I don't want to play difficult shit You know what I mean Yeah

Yeah I know exactly what you mean This is really cool But it's very frustrating And But it's good though People would really enjoy it If they haven't picked it up

Yeah One that I haven't played in a minute But I did like Was Risk of Rain too I played that with Lyle and Kyle Which sounds like a fake Group of people But

But they were like Yeah you want to play some risk of brain too I was like sure and I was like I had no idea what it was it's actually pretty good for whatever the hell it is so that's one that I would recommend

but I haven't really been fucking around with too many of them just because I feel like I have a lot of bigger games that I have to play for sacred symbols so I have stuff to talk about but

that is that you guys should just like pretend you played everything and they just make up everything that's the worst that's the worst stuff I thought about I thought about

pitching to Colin because he wanted to do a Final Fantasy 7 spoiler cast or whatever and I was like I never told this to him but I was like I should just like pretend like I've played it and just just be like and he's like what did you think of the story Chris? I was like man I thought the way that everything got tied together in the end was so nice you know just like just being really vague about it just super vague dude like fucking cloud man and and when cloud started sucking dick

I was like, well, good on you. When Cloud Strife hits that pivotal moment in the story where things kind of shift a little bit, man, I couldn't keep my eyes off the screen. That moment, you know the moment they have when they have that really intense moment and there's a moment? Best moment. I would just have to be so fucking vague about it. I would hate that. It would be so obvious. but I did think about that

I haven't done that though everything I've talked about on Sacred Symbols I've I've finished I remember I remember when we had to do the Red Dead Red Dead Redemption spoiler cast I finished that game so quick and that is such a big game dude yeah I finished that in like

I think two weeks and it was so fucking painful that's ridiculous that's ridiculous I was like 10 hours a day it was like 10 hours a day for like a long while because that's a long fucking game that's too much game that sit down and play like that.

It definitely is. I love that game, though. I love that game, despite the fact that I felt like I had to rush through it, which is insane. Imagine being a kid with all these fucking games coming out. Oh my God, you'd be in heaven. Where you have time. Imagine being a kid with all the games that come on and having the previous ones too. Imagine being a kid? Imagine being a kid right now and game pass exists. Like, that's fucking insane to me. Because I was like paying the gun.

I was paying a similar price to Game Pass for just Xbox Live when I was that young. And I was like, I would like scrounge money. And I'd be like, yeah, Xbox Live. So I could play like this one game that we all have with my friends. And it's like the same price. You could just get like all this shit. It's insane.

It's probably like a haven right now being like a kid. It's fantastic. It's great to be a kid on every console, stuff for Nintendo. They make you pay full price for everything. Rather than that, every other console kind of looks out for you. Isn't Breath of the Wild still 60? 60 bucks? Yep.

Everything's so 60. Wild. Damn, even Call Duties aren't that expensive still. Yep, every Pokemon game is the same price it came out as. Still. That's just fucking stupid. That's so fucked up. It's insanity.

Nintendo sucks. That is fucking mania. Oh, my God. Okay, the whole IRS wrote in. The entire IRS. The whole thing. Yeah, not a good. Salutation's L. Ratchet, Clunk, and Sly Bibba.

I don't know what any of this is. El Ratchet? I guess that's me. Ratchet. I just don't know what's the, why clunk is he saying shit like that? Oh, is that clank? I don't know. Yeah, it's supposed to be clank, but like what is, what's the, what is the, what is the, what is it?

Look, I got, look, I'm not this, I am, I don't work at the IRS, all right? I don't know. Oh, I forgot it's the IRS. Excuse me. Yeah, yeah, you can't, there's no rhyme or reason for the IRS. I'm a first time patron after watching your show for a year now, as it's gotten me through the shittiest parts of my life. My question for you three is as follows.

So say you're in my shoes going off to college in six months. You prefer old hardware and are bringing your PS2. What five games at the most? You only have five. Would you bring with you? If you truly need to you, you can bump it up to ten.

Five is fine. I think three is more interesting, actually. What three PS2 games would you bring if that was the thing that you were bringing off to college? That is fucked up. That is fucked up. have I'd have grant de Fados and Andreas. I should finish this question though. Oh, there's more?

Yeah. Mine of Star Wars Battlefront 2, tech and tag tournament and twisted metal black, the only good battle royal game. God of War and Monster Hunter, so he has his five. Thank you for making me smile when I've had a bad day fellas. Thank you, man. Thanks for

the support. Yeah, you owe us a lot of back pay, though. You've been listening for free for a year, motherfucker. Yeah, yeah. How you like that, IRS? Russ, fuck you. How you like that? That's not even the same person. It is.

It is. No, yeah, it's same. Man, don't fuck with me. God damn it. Dang. I already, fuck, man. You'll come after you for your back payments. Man, I'm saying.

I genuinely. So are we doing three or five? I'm going to do three. I'm going to three just because I think it's a little harder. It's a little more interesting. It's a lot harder. It's a lot harder. I'm thinking, I'm thinking for me, Shadow the Colossus.

Yeah. Dragon Ball. Boudicay 3 Which Budakai? Three Never played that one I love three

Never played three I never played three That's the best Dragon bossy fighting game bro I didn't get past two man I was just like Okay I get it Yeah yeah that's fair

Two is two is like It's basically two But like way way better Like significant So it's not two Is this Yeah but nobody told me though But I mean

No one told me Yeah It's I think the best one So that Okay so Oh man Oh God This is

really difficult. Yeah, shout of the Colossus, whatever the fuck I just said. And whatever the fuck he just said. What did you just say? Dude, that's fucked up. Dragon Balls, Ibuda Kai 3.

Oh, yeah. And I don't know. I... Ooh, man. Ooh. Ah, I got to do a coin toss. Metal Gear Solid, too, I think.

I love Metal Gear Solid 2. I just really like two a lot. I like the... Why 2 and 3 exist on that console? 3 is great, but I just like the oil rig. There's something about that rig that I just really fucking like. It just clicks in my head as like, I know this place. This is so sick.

Fuck, I hate... I hate too because of fucking... What you call it's voice, man? Riden's voice is so fucking annoying. Whatever. Big fucking deal. Get the fuck over it. God damn.

Dude, it's bad, bro. Metal Gear Solid 2. I hated that shit when I was playing it when I was little. Metal Gear Solid 2. He sounds like a fucking big. Fuck you. Metal Gear Solid 2 is like one of the best fucking games ever. Like that's insane. Yeah, but you know what's much better than two?

Three literally. Three is like kind of better than two. No, three is like objectively straight up better than two. In a lot of ways. But. In every way. No, no, I just, I will tell you, like I think that map is just way better than anything in three. And that's a cool aesthetic, but the jungle?

The jungle, the jungle, the fucking... You should just say the fucking yungle? You just say the yungle? The yungle? The fucking jungle. fucking solid, fucking big boss, creeping through the fucking, the grass stabbing of crocodiles.

I'm not, I'm not big on the fucking jungle. I'm not big on, like, oh, I got to put the camo on. I got to, like, rub dirt on my face, and I got to fucking ration myself with beans or whatever the fuck. I got to sneak through a crocodile

infested, like, landscape, and it's just like, it's barely anything. Like, I like Metal Gear Solid 3. It's a great game. It's one of my favorite games ever. But I think if I'm going to, if I'm going to pick a PlayStation 2

Metal Gear Solid game, I'm probably going to pick two because I just love playing. I played that game so many. times and three I three I will start right and I'll start and I'll walk through the jungle a little bit and I know the exact part I'll get to the bridge where the where the people are like walking across the bridge at the start and I'm like this isn't even hard but I just don't want to play anymore because I've already played this that's insane I two two is literally I cannot replay two

I played two twice in my life and I was like yo fuck this dude I didn't play it again I hate the boss fight I literally hate the boss fights I hate the way you use your sword. I only thing that's good about that game is having solid snake around. That is the only good thing about that game for me. Other than that, I hate it. That is such an insane. Is that your lowest rated Metal Gear Solid game?

Oh, absolutely not. Five is. What's above five then? Huh? What's above five? Five. It's five to four. That's fucking crazy that you like Middle Gear Solid Four more than two.

That is insane. I really, really, really, really, really don't like Leon's voice. Like, you don't get it. Yeah, I hate Leon's. Sorry, Leon, he's another fucking weird-haired kid. I really, really, really hate him. I'm freaking Ryden's voice, man. I hate it.

He would have been great in that game. That's such a bad reason. He would have been amazing. He would be fucking kills everyone just by himself. Post-Fresnevil 2 Leon in any game is literally being a game easy. He's like, oh, this easy mode. I can't be stopped. That's insane.

But, yeah, those are my three, I think. All right, what about you, Derek? I guess, okay, so I was thinking about it because of replayability. I don't even know if that's a real word. It is. Okay. Yeah, yeah, okay. As far as I'm concerned, it's a real word.

It's sad. I don't know if it's a real word, though. So, got a word, too, because I really like that. game. Two's a hitter. And then that dude said tech and tag tournament. And I actually agree because there's a few things in there. There's actually even a side-scrolling fighting mode in there, I think, if I remember

correctly. I know there was in Tekken 3. It was called Tech and Force. But one of the things that I played way too much time on Tech and Tag tournament, it was the Tekken Bowl. There was a bowling. And it's stupidly addictive. Like, it's, I played way.

way too much, way, way, way too much. It's just so fun. I actually got into bowling because of it. And the last one, because I can do a lot of seasons, is NBA 2K2. Smart. Yeah, I loved making my friends and then making all the fucking dumbass nerds in school. And since I'm a Laker's fan, I would always put all the nerds on the Kings because they were the biggest dude. That's who we were beefing with back in the early 2000s.

So just all the fucked up people, I make them all fucked up. But I would make them good, though. Their stats were stellar. So it was still hard to compete with them. So I put them on the season, and they would always, we'd always compete for the Western Conference Finals. That shit was fun, man. That shit was fun. But now the shit's all too real now.

Yeah. It's all like, it's real and boring as fuck. Like, I see people playing 2K in line, and they're just so, they're so adamant on, like, perfecting all this and that. I'm like, dude, I just want to, like, fucking shoot, like, threes and miss almost none of them. I just want to have fucking fun and just pack everybody and you can't really do that shit anymore. Yeah.

You just get tired and it's fucking it's not really fun anymore. It's too real. You mentioning bowling just triggered this like really specific memory in my head of the first movie-based like Toby McGuire Spider-Man game on Xbox and PlayStation 2 where there was like this mini game in the options menu

or like in the extras menu where you would just be Spider-Man and you would just be Spider-Man and you would swing down like a bowling lane and kick the pins down. This was real. And I don't know why. Like this just flashed in my head. That's really uncomfortable.

Okay. So for my three, I'm choosing Spider-Man 2, actually. All right. There you go. I would choose Street Fighter, Street Fighter the third strike. All right.

Because I played that game so much and it brought me hours of fucking dislove. And then I would say Battlefront. all right oh yeah yeah battle front or battlefront two

oh two yeah I love playing I love being on the fucking planet with all the wookies and I'd play

as Vader and I would kill all the fucking wookies kill all kill all the fucking wookies man that was the IRS's answer too

oh you said oh yeah that's crazy yeah he had battlefront two tech and tag tournament twisted metal black

which I didn't I never played black I don't remember I don't remember I played black I played like one and two and then I played head on

on the PSP was like that on yeah that's what it was called I played all of those games yeah I played all of them I played all of them until maybe the second one I came on up I think black was last time I played actually I was second when I came on PlayStation 2 and then I was like all right I'm done with these these these aren't really fun I never liked these I just played it because people

were playing them yeah you guys ever play that one that uh vigilante 8 that they they try to like hey look at us no it tanks so hard. Really? Yeah, they were trying to compete with Twisted Metal and it was fucking, it was so shit.

There's a game on PS5 right now that looks like, it's like Vehicle Combat Battle, and it's like, this just looks like twisted metal, but it's not for no reason. And it's like, it's very bizarre. Oh, that new one? Yeah. That one I got delayed? Yeah, you know what I'm talking about, right?

Yeah, I know you're talking about it. I can't remember the name. Fuck me, but, oh well. Blake Rodin. He says, hey guys, first-time patron, long-time listener. Firstly, I wanted to thank you guys for all the hours of content. You're welcome, my guy. You've made my new graveyard shift infinitely more enjoyable. Also, wanted to thank Derek for him talking about I am ghost a while ago.

I gave them a shot and ended up really enjoying their sound. Oh, I'm glad, man, cool. That's always fucking, I love whenever people are like, yeah, whenever people are like, oh, yeah, this thing you totally turn me out of this thing. I love it. My question for the group is, what is your guilty pleasure? musical artist or band. For me, it's Ellie Goulding. I forgot about

Ellie Goulding. It's not exactly something most people would assume a 25-year-old guy like myself would enjoy, but her Delirium album, especially is one of my favorites. Thanks for the laughs and happy holidays. Thank you, Blake. Hey, yo. For writing in. Yeah, let me check what my Dozy pleasure is.

What? Are you going to check your playlist or some shit? Yeah. I don't I'll answer this just because like I this just fell into my head and I'll just forget it if I wait any longer. But that fucking LaRouge song, that bulletproof

or whatever the fuck? I'm not sure. You know what I'm talking about. Yeah, I feel bulletproof. Yeah, that's a really bad it's a really bad version that you've just heard but yeah, horrible. But yeah, I don't know.

It's kind of like, it's kind of, it's a bit of a bop. But I remember listening to that... Is it called bulletproof? It's called bulletproof by a L'Rooke's? But, uh, or something Lourouge? I don't know. But, uh, it's, it's kind of like, it's just really, really poppy and it's like, really, like, kind of, uh, I don't know. Like, I, I, I remember hearing it and I was like, I could probably edit something to this that goes really well.

I love songs that sound, like, ridiculous that, like, could be used in, like, any editing situation. Like, I remember, like, uh, for a film project that one of our other roommate, was doing, we had to, like, we filmed a fight scene and he was like, hey, I need you to edit this. And I put it to the tune of, uh, uh, what it's, it's such a pretty world today by fucking, um, Nancy Sinatra. And it like totally worked. So I, every time I hear songs like that where it's like, anything that's like not necessarily like punk or something that I would listen to to to pump me up or like anything that I would listen to to purely for enjoyment, I always think like, oh, that sounds like

I could edit that into like a pretty cool fucking scenario and it would be sick. Oh, okay. I remember mine. I know who my, my guilty pleasure is. What is it? I'm getting a dude.

Sam Smith, man. I love me some Sam Smith, dog. I can't help it, dog. He's such a good singing voice. I'm not, I mean, I'm aware of this dude. I just, tell me one of his hits. magnetic or magnet magnet

yeah or no omen sorry omen is his omen yes I fucking love that song then it's maybe maybe I've heard it I just because

I've heard a lot of popular songs but I'm just like I don't know their fucking names you know all I know about Sam Smith is that like he was one of the first people like he had there was like an article about him going insane

in lockdown like two weeks after the quarantine started. And I was like, oh man, I wonder, I wonder if he's still alive, you know. It's like human disclosure, dude. I fucking, oh, my God. My EDM shit, I love it. Right. Yeah, that's, I don't, that's the weird thing about that is I just, I'm like, can I consider that a guilty pleasure?

I'm not sure. Just because it doesn't, it's not, I'm not, I wouldn't, I feel like, to me it's like something that I feel like I wouldn't. blast. I wouldn't blast it to like, you know, to 11 in my car. I feel kind of like that is a guilty pleasure because a lot of edem, like a lot of trance music. That's like my favorite. These, like usually just a DJ and then they get like this beautiful singing voice over it. Uh, you know, usually a woman. Right. It just sounds fucking dope. Like, um, I think everybody knows like, um, what is it? Uh, like, damn it. I was going to say, because I was going to say two at the same time and

And then it kind of fucked me up. But that totally fucked me up. But there was that remix of that cover of the song Heaven, you know, that Brian Adam song. And I think that's, damn it. Because, okay, I know there's DJ Sammy. And then there's that one song, Better Off Alone. I know. I think everybody's heard that song.

Yeah. Like that was like some shit that I would usually pump myself up. And then when everybody got into Eadim in like 2008 and all this shit, a lot of people started showing me a lot of stuff because I was always like oh this is cool shit but I never explored it and there was a lot of cool bands that I or I guess DJs can't call them bands

that I was introduced to that I'm like dude this shit's really cool I love the ambience and just really relaxing and stuff like that and the funny thing is I'm going blankforth a lot of them because I was going to try to like name drop some stuff to like hey check this out if you want to check it out Yeah.

It's just like right now, I'm like, and it happened. Oh, I know. Paramore. Paramore's my guilty pleasure. Well, I said a guilty pleasure. Paramo is great. Paramo is the absolute shit. Dude, I would fucking, I'll turn that shit up to a thousand like, like, fucking,

decode is one of my favorite songs ever. A guilty pleasure is something that, yeah, like, you would, like, you usually, like, blast your music out. Like, you usually blast your music outside your car windows, but like a guilty pleasure is like something you'd, like, blast, but, like, you'd roll the windows up. Like, you would. I don't think I have a music like that because every kind of music I listen to I'd listen to it fucking proudly. I think of it.

I think like for me it's like it's like those really catchy like early 2000s kind of almost piano almost pop songs like fucking like Michelle Branch and like Everywhere is one of my favorite songs. Everywhere's a good song. Because you're everywhere to me. You know it's catchy as fuck. I was literally listening to it yesterday. I was literally at first.

First I was listening to a, I kind of just, I got there. Okay, so this is how I got there. I was watching a Revolver magazine. Like Revolver Magazine is a metal magazine. I used to get the issues, but now like, fucking it reads magazines anymore. But I was watching a YouTube channel, and then they were interviewing a bunch of bands about, and one of the questions were guilty pleasures. And then one of the guys said this pop artist that I've never heard of, but she has like 500 million.

She's huge. I've never heard of her. I'm like, oh, it's interesting. And then next to it was Vanessa Carlton I was like holy shit what happened to her And then that's and then Michelle Branch showed up And I started listening I started going down that road

I started going Jules I don't know if you guys Remember Jules she was just like the chick with the acoustic guitar Yeah Oh my god Even after you're gone Yeah or like or like what's that song Fucking

Oh my God Torn By fucking what's her name God damn it Ah hold on Torn by I can't like torn such a generic thing I know I like no doubt too

I feel like no doubt a lot No doubt's great too I love no doubt dude Natalie Natalie in Burglia This is like a really specific fucking song from like oh my god I think like 1997 But it's like

Well that's a fucking That's a lot of views It's a fucking big song But it's like It's that song It's that song it's like I'm all out of faith This is how I feel

I'm cold and I I know this song. Yeah, like shit like that. We watched this, we recently watch this video together. Yeah, because it's a good song. It's just a, these songs like, look, man, as like, as low testosterone as these songs are, you know. Like, these are genuinely, like, really well-made, like, compositions. Like, compositionally, like, these are really catchy songs and they're fucking good.

My life is pure. So, I went to the doctors. I had to go to the E&T. And on my way back, I was listening to Celine Dion. And my heart will go on. She has another one. I forget the other one that's really famous. But then she has this one that's a little less known.

That's the way it is. She was trying to kind of go more poppy, like, backstreet boys-ish type. Because it's not her. She usually just does ballads. But that one, like, dude, that shit fucking slaps. I'm like, it just. Yeah, man. Sometimes you got to listen to that fucking that whack-ass shit, dude.

But I definitely have my windows. up though that's for sure i don't have i don't have that oh my god that's the way it is i haven't heard this song it's so long this song reminds me of uh oh that's so nostalgic it reminds me i need a bottle bro that's yo i don't know why i like that song so much i'm gonna if you want to play with me baby there's a price to pay i'm a jeanie in a bottle you gotta rub me the right way oh my that's my jam I'm a Negro I'm a I don't know

What's the What's the rules about Singing songs on iTunes Oh Can we not do that? I don't know I don't know Like I only just thought of it

Because I'm a paranoid person But I'm sure it's fine I'm sure it's fine You can absolutely do it The only The only time you can't do Stuff like that Is if you are making

So many views People are stalking you Right okay And they're trying to get you They're trying to get you on anything But yeah I think what a Mr. Bees's friend Was like humming something

and then they try to claim them. That's fucking crazy. Yeah. Yeah, they're just fucking vultures. Dude, the fucking copyright people, you can suck my dick, honestly. It's getting worse and worse, bro. It's getting to the people are going to start doing time

for like little shit. It's going to be wild. Bro, didn't they just like, oh, wait, it wasn't for music, but it was for streaming. It was for pirating or something. It was copyrighted music for streaming. I don't know what that means. It was in the recent bill.

Was that it? It's punishable by time in prison, bro. That's so crazy They snuck that shit in You can you imagine Can you imagine you're so good man Imagine you're streaming one day And some guys blasting like NWA

Outside your window And then you just The fucking SWAT team comes in And they were like They're like hey Ian sent us And then you get fucking taken away And then you just can't see your family For 10 years

Ian sent us They shoot your dog in the face Blow You know They always get your dog You don't even Where's your fucking dog You don't even

You don't even Please don't please don't You don't even have a dog Like they bring a dog To you introduce it to you, make it so like you really like it, and then they kill it. They bring a puppy to you. They push it over

you. It comes. It licks your face a few times. And you can feel, you can feel the like, the bestial connection between you and your beast, and they blow its head off. And you're like, what the fuck, man? Get on the ground. That's a real that's a real swat tactic. They bring a dog.

Could you imagine? Could you imagine playing on that? Playing on the natural connection of a human and a dog just to hurt somebody. more. Hey man, it's what they do. What if they do over time? They're like, oh, we got this guy.

We see that he's illegally streaming music. So we're going to give him this puppy, and he's going to have it for 10 years. And then we're going to show up and kick it nine times until it's fucking. Every dog that's ever been shot by police was given to the owner by the police years ago indirectly. It's always, you think you think it's not. But if you go back and you'll connect enough dots, you'll be like, mom, who'd you get, who'd you get Sparky from? some guy that you have a picture of him

it's a picture of him yeah he was the sheriff of the town police oh my god they gave a sparky to kill Sparky that's my guilty sheriff department oh hey Ian

all right I'll send that puppy over in about 10 minutes 10 minutes he started starting I came back and look who I found in the cutter and it's a little fucking golden retriever puppy you're like yay it's so sinister

Boopsy Joe Boopsy Joe wrote in He says hello 2020 Survivors A follow-up question To one that I had asked Six months ago As this very very unique year

Comes to a close With its shambled beaten legs What do you think The best slash worst things To come out of it Be it news, games, movies Shows Comics, music, etc.

I feel as if this year was at least okay in that regard Even with the plague Still prevalent I think this year has been amazing for media, except for movies. Yeah, movies have been kind of shit this year, actually.

Video games. Inevitable. Video games have been amazing. Comic books have been fucking stellar. What do you call it? We started the podcast, which was insane. We really took off with that. For me, personally, I started streaming, which is wild.

Like, a lot of, this year was a lot of bad shit, but I made out pretty good this year compared to many other people. Yeah. It's a pretty good... It's pretty good in the little things. It's just really terrible on, like, the grand scale. We're, like, just, like... You know, like, it's like...

It's almost like a really good play at, like, a shitty venue, you know? Yeah. Where it's like, oh, man, you know, like, that was... It wasn't a bad show, but also, there are no exits, and it's on fire. Like, what's going on? The exit is only windows. Yeah, there's only windows, and they're all... They're all jagged.

I don't know. I think, man, there was, I think for me, it's like definitely video games, man. Like,

it fucking killed it. I'm having a great time with Cyberpong. Fucking, Final Fantasy 7 remake came out. Fucking Doom Eternal and Animal Crossing had that weird little, little romance thing going on,

that bromance. That was so sick. That was like, just like a moment in time where like everybody was just like super chill and super cooperative and super nice. It was like probably the most wholesome time

the entire year. Ghost Yeah, Ghost Sashima The Last of Us 2 gave us Bastion Head Joel You know, he did Even as much That was just for years beyond

Yeah, he was iconic characters Of PlayStation lore Crash Bandicoot Had Joel Spyro the Dragon Hayhachi Dead Middle-aged slash old man

With cranium misplaced Dude Be good His head his head got dude was like a gusher man it was

that final hit man put some good shit put some blood in my wee wee I don't know if I heard any music this year that was particularly exceptional though I'll say that music was kind of whatever like I don't think I heard anything

I heard a lot of good music this year well did you hear a lot of good music this year that came out this year yeah really there's a lot of hip hop like reason came up there's a group called Griselda had a really bunch of good music this year

Mario Judah obviously Mario Judah too. If I'm not mistaken, Earth Gang, maybe I made album this year. They're really, really good. Joey Badass put some music out there. It was a lot of, it was for hip-pop,

at least in my sphere of like very lyrical hip-hop, had a really, really, really good year. Yeah, not much happened in other scenes. Actually, Rising Nats put out a new song. It was pretty good. But that was only one. It wasn't like an album or anything. Didn't Gorilla pop out album this year, too?

Oh, yeah. That's fair. Yeah. They put out the one with the, like, the Elton John one. Yeah, yeah, okay He totally didn't listen to it I listened to it was great I totally skipped me

I skipped over that I only heard the Elton John song Which is really good But yeah I don't know I think video games definitely swept Movies Like I don't even

Like Sonic was the last movie That came out in theaters That I saw So that's like Just actually But Borat came out this year Huh? Borat came out this year

Borat was Yeah Borat was pretty good Soul is pretty good This is like almost like at the end though Like, I don't even know if I... Did TV have anything good this year? A lot of people like in the boys and...

The boys, Mandelorian. Did Castlevania came out this year or last year? Oh. This year. That was March or April. Yeah, yeah, it was it. It was the beginning of this year. It was during the...

It was during lockdown. I remember in our old place. So we got Castlevania. We got, um... What else? Um, that's a... about it that I remember watching.

Yeah. Zuse came out, which is really good. I thought it was pretty awesome. Many people didn't watch it yet, but Blood of Luz was like really cool. Auntie Donna's big old house of fun.

Was that this year? It was made? Yeah. Or it was made before and it came over here this year. No, it came out like recently. Oh.

I don't exist and it's came to Netflix recently. No, I mean, it's a YouTube sketch comedy group that got a Netflix show, so a lot of the shows, a lot of the sketches are like remade

kind of from the ground up. from their YouTube videos, but still like a 2020 show. Yeah, a lot of good shit, dude. This has been a really good year for media overall, man. I think it's just everyone had time, everyone that cares about the art they made, had time to sit down in their own mind

to be like, let's make something good, I guess. And they did it. Yeah. So, keep killing shit. Yeah, what about you, Derek? Nice. That's all that.

It's not, it was, no, I agree. I agree, definitely video games did a great job. I think I'm going to cut it out. I think I'm just going to cut it at the kiss because that was a good response. Yeah, it was good because, yeah, some bands, whatever. Yeah. Ziegle wrote in, he says, happy new year, my favorite alt-centrists. I've been a fan of all three of you for over a year now,

and I'm happy to fork over a handful of bucks a month to help out the podcast. Thank you, thank you. It makes being a dishboy all the more bearable. I wanted to ask you, what are your thoughts on rhythmically intricate bass edm music? Not basic bitch house edm that a four-year-old on ketamine could come up with. Fuck. That's shit that I like, man. Rhythmically bass house-ed-d-m is pretty much my favorite kind of music, is Vapor Twitch.

That's what I think of instantly. And I like, like, uh, like Flume, Sam Gellantree, fucking Muramma, so stuff like that. And I love that kind of music. That's like my, that's my, like, go-to. If I'm not listening to, like, some guy rapping about living in the hood selling drugs or some Japanese person going on a ballad, I'm listening to, like, vapor twitch. But this is, like, some really groovy beats.

And, like, every night and there's some woman that comes in and sings this amazing chorus. And I'm just like, wow, this is music. This is art. This is art. Yeah You would have to show me some examples of that shit Because I don't usually I got you

I don't go too I don't go too deep into that Yeah The most stimulating shit is like For me It's more on the progressive Like metal side Yeah

At least people are being all stupid As fuck with their fingers I'm like what is this Yeah That's like Devon Townsend and shit For me But uh Yeah but he says stuff from artists

Like virtual riot and sub tracts Or some of my favorite It's an underrated genre I think there's a fucked up norm that listening to rave like music day to day is considered strange even though listening to that stuff feels like meth.mp3 to my brain. And it's the most interesting music to follow beat by beat

Keep it the good work. I love you guys. P.S. Chris, your suggestion of Hades made me give it a try and it's now one of my favorite games ever. Can't thank you enough. Hell yeah. He's an amazing game, man. That's what we do. We turn people on to shit and I love it. I love getting shit like that. I want to turn you on. Make sure you mention that shit because it's always a treat, honestly.

I love that shit. Hades is my favorite game currently right now. I've been playing it a lot, and it's fantastic. I can't keep singing praise about it. I think it should have got game at a year, personally. It's pretty damn good, you know. I would never lead you astray. But our last little question here comes from Ubi-Dub-Banubi.

Hello, you band of backwards, baffling, blundering buffoons. time Patreon and with a very important question for you what is your favorite movie slash show that is so bad that it's great mine is personally thumb wars the phantom cuticle they always used to run on cartoon network growing up and i genuinely thought it was just a fever dream love all the content you make have a happy holidays i know exactly what the fuck this dude is talking about that is too this was those were these weird like fucking movies where uh steve Odek, the guy who was in Kung Powell, uh, and who like, I think runs the production company that made Jimmy Neutron. He made these like really weird movies where like he would like put

faces on thumbs and like dress him up and like he made like the godfather it like with thumbs and like the Blair Witch with thumbs and like Batman with thumbs and it's just the weirdest fucking shit. It's a fever dream. I remember that shit. It was ridiculous. It was like I thought that I thought

the same shit like I thought like oh my god this is a fucking fever dream, surely. But, in direct relation to that question, fucking Kung Pow, dude. Kung Pow is so absurd. If you haven't seen Kung Pow, you really should. Because it's the- It's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever seen.

And the fact that it exists, and the fact that people gave money to it, and the fact that it just became this weird cult, stupid movie is just impressive to me. And I remember just watching it so much. It's, there's, I like parts of it, but some of it is too much for me. It's so, I love that whole movie.

That tongue, like, his tongue, I fucking hate it. It's too cringed for me. No, it's, even when I was a kid. Even as a kid, I thought that was too much. No, it's stupid. No, exactly. Stop it. I was the same way, I was like, what the fuck is that stupid thing?

I hate that thing. But I couldn't stop. I couldn't stop watching it because I was like, I was stupid. just baffled that it existed in the first place. Because I'd never seen anything like that. I love it. I like subtle, like, usually my favorite lines from comedies are very subtle things that

weren't meant to be very funny. It was just like, oh, that's kind of funny. It just, it's so stupid. Like, he's talking to, I forgot he's talking to one of those guys and he's like, I've traveled like many miles or something to, like, show up. And then he says, like, how many? Would you say 10 million? And like, it's this, the idea of somebody saying 10 million miles is the, you know,

stupidest fucking thing and it made me laugh so hard. In what movie? In Kung Pao? He says like, would you say 10 million? I'm like, those are my favorite mo- That's the thing. It's like, those are my, like, Kung Pow has so many like stupid moments that are like really like annoying, dumb and

dumber moments, kind of like where it's like, okay, it's just stupid. But like there are like smaller like lines that are fucking hysterical. I don't remember what the context is, but there's like this scene where like two goons are like trying to to chase the chosen one or whatever and he's like you go that way I'll go home

I love that movie because there's some the ad placement is hilarious the fucking tired of the ad had to be crying perhaps a carbonated soda it's just it's so good that movie breaks me so much joy despite how objectively terrible it is that's the point they didn't make that movie to be great No, but what's interesting about that movie is that it's like kind of impressive, like that they made it because what, like, do you know how, like, what they did, like what that movie is? It's a dub, right? It's what they did was like they took this real movie from. Oh, I don't know what you mean.

Yeah. Yeah, like they took a real like kung fu movie, like a terrible one. I think it was called like fighting cranes and like cranes and tigers or something. And they just superimposed this dude. over the original guy and they just matched his head and shit and it looks really rough now on like 4K TVs and shit where it's like

oh you could definitely see like where they took shortcuts because they weren't thinking in fucking 4K but yeah definitely it's so weird because it's such a stupid thing that is technically like really impressive that they even met

because I love that I today wouldn't even know how to begin doing that You know, like, I, I would have no, if somebody asked me to, like, hey, take this kung fu scene, even just a scene, and, like, convincingly superimpose yourself into it. I'd be like, what the fuck are you asking me to do? Yeah. And I've been editing for years, like, pretty sophisticated editing. And I still, like, look, that's wildly impressive, even if it's fucking garbage.

I agree. I agree. I don't know. What's another show? I think that's, like, dog shit, but I love it. I mean I can't think of anything other than just like

the only teen parody movie or any of those comedy parody movies that I enjoy was not another teen movie There's a lot of... That movie's hilarious There's a lot of parts in it that I'm like This is actually really funny

Because every other one sucks dick But this one's like rated R They went like Just stupid things that Like I tell you like There's this little kid that's He's playing this Asian You know

He's being very racist he's like white as shit and he's like see some Asian guys at a party and he's trying to be cool with them and you know obviously they give him this look like you're fucking racist and then they one of them proceeds to like kick him in the face like which just makes the whole like the stereotype's true and I'm like that's that's good writing that's good that's good like you just expect it would have been funny if they just would have walked away like yeah like fuck off but then he just did some karate move to him and I was like that was good it's I love racism it's pretty great for me I like the part of the problem

when they were talking about the token black kid and he met the other black kid. Yeah, and they bonded. I was like, what the fuck? It was literally in the same area. Yeah, that's, yeah. They're two black kids in the same area. I've also seen most of those movies.

Like, I actually really like the movie Varsity Blues. Or it's just, you know, a high school football movie where everybody's like looks like the 30. And has James Vanderbaker Beacon shit and John Voight and stuff. Like, he's just racist and he's a complete piece of shit. It's a great movie. great fucking soundtrack it's got a what is it hero from uh foo fighters well it's it's like a great soundtrack they're in the strip club and they play hot for teacher and it's their teacher they find

there so it makes perfect sense it's actually like i really like it and then they parried the fuck out of not another team movie uh with it and they did a like a really good job with it i actually recommend i guess it wouldn't be funny if you haven't seen any of those movies dude chris evans in that movie also which is hilarious yeah that was a lot of young chris edwin's first crush Like, because he takes, from Frosity Blues, a chick comes out with a whipped cream on her, on her snatch and her tits. Like, she's like, oh, and then she wants to bang James Vanderb because he's the new star quarterback.

And he's like, no, I got a girlfriend. And I'm like, you're fucking retarded. Bang her. No, you don't. No, you don't. He has a girlfriend. You're the star quarterback now. And your girlfriend's old news and your, your hot news.

Your girlfriend's old news. Ladies and gentlemen, Derek, Derek, Derek, some guy, black man. There you go. It's a great quote She's old news I love that I love that line What do you mean?

What do you mean? What do you mean? Just kidding But yeah So he does it Not another team movie He comes out with that You know with the whipped cream

Or the He has a bunge on his ass right And then he has a banana in his ass Like he's like a fucking banana split Or a Sunday or whatever And it's it's like It's pretty nuts And then I remember

being in like eighth seven or eighth grade and like these fucking girls that are developing like feelings and shit like oh my god that's so hot and i'm like you're fucking what's your damage but i get it's your damage but i get it i look at him he's like oh yeah you fucking chris evan he's sexy as fuck we're talking about i get it i don't know i don't have a bad thing like everything i watch i'm like oh this is kind of and even if it's bad my brain can shut off the fact that it's bad like wait wait pretty good oh wait you can still like something and know that it's bad I don't know.

I'm too busy enjoying it. I know it's terrible. But I think, oh my God, Star Wars episode three. I fucking love that movie. I adore that movie. Too many people say that, and I question them. I love it. People talk shit about the Obi-Wana Anakin fight, and I'm like, that's a great fight.

That's a terrible fight. That is not a terrible fight, dude. It's not a good fight. It's very stylized, but it's not a terrible fight. It's very stylized. It's very stylized. It's too. Dude, I likes, like, if you want style, go watch the Blade movies.

It's all style. They don't do that bullshit. It's a good fight, man. I don't know. You know what's a good fight in the Phantom Minnis, Darth Maul versus Obi-1 and Quiguan Taken, Taken, Taken, Jin. Fucking Taken Jin. Oh, my God.

That's actually, that's a good point. That's a good thing. good there isn't two it's like Darth mall's doing just enough to be gaudy and he's that type of person where it's like yeah I'm gonna I'm gonna fucking kill people and do little but there isn't like there's that scene there's that moment right in the third one

in Revenge of the shit where they're just standing there and swinging for like three seconds I love it dude because they're trying to fake each other out makes no there no that is they literally stab him in the face. Stab him in the face while he's looking his fucking saber. They're literally trying to fake each other out and they clash and they do the freaking force collision. This is why we get shit.

Dude, I love that movie. This is why we get garbage. You're making excuses for that shit. Nah, dude. You're just, you're just very heated and disliking it. And I just love it. I love that movie.

Look, I watch that movie regularly. That's fine. That's fine. Enjoy your trash. It's just one of those things where it's like. Love that movie. Come on, man.

You've seen, you've seen good choreographed fight scenes. Oh, yeah. I've watched the fucking, like, When I think of good choreography, I think there's one movie by Jackie Chan called Meals on Wheels. There's a fight scene in that movie that I would argue is the best fight scene I've ever seen in my life. Other than that is Daredevil's Fight Scene when he's fighting in the hallway. Have you seen...

That's great. Have you seen The Protector? Yeah. It's insane. You've seen it. Yeah, they basically stole it from that. That movie is insane. Now, check it out.

Tony Jaw. So the protector, or I have this Thai version, Tom Yangoon, like the original one, they just cut a few things out of it. And then, and then... But that fucking one shot scene in the mansion where he's like going up the stairs and shit? Dude, yeah. That is one of the most impressive movies, like choreograph-wise, like I think I've ever seen. Probably, that's my favorite one thing. The camera goes off of him, but he keeps moving up the mansion, right?

And it comes back to him at a certain points. It's one shot. It's fucking is one shot. And I was like, imagine how many times I have to do that shit. A lot. Probably once. So I was, um, so. So now, so Tony Jahl was, oh, he set the bar, like super high.

And I've always been like, oh, Tony Jaws nuts. But those dudes, and I think they're Indonesian, there's the raid and the raid two. Oh, yeah. If you guys haven't seen the Raid Red Rederation and the Raid 2, it blows Tony Jaws movies out of the water. Because Ambok, Omok 2, the Protector, those were fantastic. But now it's like the Raid guys. These dudes, there's this one scene in the raid, where. where they shot it for two weeks, one scene.

It took two weeks to shoot. It's just like in this meat locker room with this one dude that's like, all right, I'm going to take you both on. It is so fucking impressive. And then the second to the last fight in Raid 2 where the main dude is fighting the blind chick with the hammers and the dude with the baseball bat. I was sweating.

My hands were so sweaty because of how intense this scene is. I've never seen anything more impressive than that. So it's all over. You can watch on YouTube if you like Hammer Girl versus the, you know, Raid guy or whatever. It's so fucking impressive. And then when you say- They have force powers and did Obi-Wan get the high ground? That's all I'm trying to say, guys.

Yo, I thought it was so dumb that he got fucking Mr. Pate-E-W-W-Ey-Headed. I've seen people make metaphorical arguments about how impressive that is in the high ground. And it means something. It's a callback to this. I'm like, shut the fuck up. It does, it has, it does mean something metaphorically. No, no, it's like when people make their own, George Lucas is not that deep. He's, he's not, I don't think he's that deep.

I don't think he's that deep. No, the force is fairly a deep, because it's a fairly deep concept. It's like some sort of like Buddhism, like extract the concept. But like, I, look, it had called back to something else. And it was a stupid thing to attempt. You should never attempt to jump over someone that is standing planted on it. Like, that happens in like fantasy shit. but you can't go over someone that has a blade

that can just cut straight through you. That's just idiocy. I mean, to me, what should have happened if we want to follow that logic, he never should have did that to Mall and then Mall should have fucked him in the ass. Look, all I gotta say is this. He did it to Darth Mall,

and Darth Mall is the shit. And how do it, he was just like, what? And then he gets cut in half. And I'm like, oh, he just turned retarded, okay. Darth Mall is, you didn't even watch Clone Wars. I hate Star Wars. Fucking amazing in Clone Wars. He's like one of the coolest dudes ever.

But Darkmore, in the movies, he's a, he's nothing. He's just some nigger with a red face that's it. That's literally barely, he has a cool sword, and he killed Quigon Jin, and then he got murdered. All right. I can't, I can't stomach anymore, Star Wars conversation. I can't. I hate all those movies. You're insane, dude.

I just don't like him. Just admit that three is bad. No, it's not. I don't care what you say. You did, though. You did admit that implicitly by bringing it up in the conversation. I was like, like, people say it's bad, and I disagree. I think it's a great movie.

I can watch it regularly. I've watched it regularly. I might watch it tonight. If we finishers, I'm going to go watch it. No, what you're going to do is you're going to give me the chair W-9. I mean, I can do that in 10 minutes. Oh, yeah. I see mine, actually.

Oh, you said it? Yeah, it's in the tank thing. I'll grab it, yeah. Thank you. All right. Yeah, I'll cut that out. All right, well, that's going to be it. We got through all of our questions.

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