The Snark Tank - #55: Meat Canyon

Episode Date: January 22, 2021

It's been exactly ONE YEAR since we started doing The Snark Tank weekly so we decided to post this a little early. Couldn't think of a better guest for the occasion than Meat Canyon. Animation, the horrors of Kansas, evil art teachers, the greatness of Applebees, and more. Thanks for your guys's support! Lookin forward to many more years!   Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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Hey, look, you take a little dead meme. Hey, everybody. It's the Star Tank podcast. It's me. I'm hosting a show. It's another episode of this. We've got everybody who's normally here. We got Derek.

We got Sweeney. But we got a guest that a lot of people have been asked for. We got Meat Canyon with us. Finally. This is kind of a long time coming. People have been asking for a really long time. Yeah. We've crossed pollinated a little bit.

Yeah. We've been on my show, Chris. I've sang, I've screamed a little bit. Yeah, and some songs and doing all sorts of stuff. Yeah, you did a voice for me too. I'm pretty sure, right? I think so. I think I did, yeah.

Oh, yeah, for a video. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, yes, that's true. That is, that is so sad that I can't remember just basic shit that I did this year. Like, I feel like, I don't know if, I don't know if this is just me or if this could be a potential, like, larger thing that most people are experiencing. but I swear to God I can't I feel like my memory is just getting worse I don't know if that's just because I feel like I could just like oh I could just

look back at my Twitter history and remember shit or like maybe I could just Google something instead of committing it to memory and maybe that's why it's so bad but Oh absolutely absolutely I don't know I feel genuinely way stupider than I was like 10 years ago Oh no for sure for sure

I don't remember damn near anything I feel like I remember stuff by my perception of time is so fucked I'll think about being like, man, when I made that video, it was so long ago, and it's like seven months ago. And I'm like, damn, it feels like years and years. So I feel like, if anything, it just, the memory's there, just the perception of time. Like, time is moving too fast, I feel like, and it makes everything feel like it's so far away. Yeah. Do you remember being in high school and thinking that shit was forever?

Yes. Do you remember that? Like, now, like, four years passed by so fucking quickly, I was like, dude, that was high school. What the fuck? it's kind of weird It's why I was when to get old though Dude it's it's wild I remember high school being such a stressful

Like important time And now it means nothing Now I just don't remember anything I remember I guess like I'm in a unique position Because like the friends that I had in high school Like the specific like close group of friends That I had in high school are still around

Like which I don't find all that often But aside from the times I would hang out with people after school Or just before school Or like in lunch and even most of that I don't remember. Like, I can't remember a thing I learned, really. I remember very, very few of my teachers.

I remember moments, a lot of moments. Moments, yes. That were just, like, unforgettable moments. I'm like, what, this could not be real. Do you ever watch interviews with people, like celebrities or, like, animators or directors or whatever the hell? And they're telling stories about their past, and the details in them are so vivid.

And, like, it's like. It's like. That's what I'm saying. Like it has to be fake, right? There's no way. No, I have some memories that are vivid like that. I have quite a few memories that are like, like, I feel like when I broke my ribs, I remember that vividly.

It feels like a cartoon episode. That's why I like the time that like the time that I was about to get punched across a bathroom. Like things like that are being things like I'll never forget. That's insane. But like broad like years, people explain years that like how do you remember that year? There are outlandish circumstances that you can certainly remember. remember. But yeah. But these people like remember like, oh, I remember the first time I met this person who at the time I didn't think would be at all relevant to me. And it's like how could, how could you do that?

Down to like very, it gets into the specifics of being like, I remember it was definitely in June. It was late at night. I remember cold. And it's like, how do you recollect these things that are passing thought? They're, their feelings. They're not like, it's not important to the story at all. And that's what makes me feel like it's like typed out, like typed out before. Because they're like writing their own story. Like, it was cold. And I remember it to the first, you know. And there were eight clouds in the sky. And he was wearing a red tie with a blue stripe. And it's like, what the fuck are you talking? I can't remember, you know, I can't remember what I wore like a week ago.

Well, look, I feel, look at, here's, here's, for, I do agree with those insignificant, like, if it's not something significant, I do remember, I remember my first day of middle school. I remember exactly what I was wearing. I remember the dew on the grass. And it was like, it was much colder. And I remember this specifically because I keep making the argument. I tell them people that people aren't noticing that the season shift as the years go on because of the axis. And in September, mid-September, it was already starting to get cold.

And now it doesn't start to get cold until November. So I'm recollecting like these moments where like I remember and this and then this. And for little things like that. And I think it's when stuff counts. But if there's like anything else, I can't remember. Like if you told me, pick a random year and tell me to remember something from that year, a specific day. I don't fucking know. I can't remember what I ate this morning.

I swear. I can't remember what I ate this morning. I can't remember what I fucking. That's fucked up. I can't remember 10 is where I came in here. I remember like, and I have an idea what happened. That's actually like not good at all. That sounds like, do you need to get some kind of brain scan or something going to the stuff?

I do. It's fine, man. I do wish I could remember like middle school moments and stuff. Really the only thing I remember from my past with school, especially like that far back, is just like really piece of shit moments where like you go to school with new clothes or like new binders or something. And you take out that shit during class and you're like looking around, you know, like open it up and stuff. It's like a nice new, you know, it's all, just all the fresh shit you got being like nice little flex. Yeah.

That's it. That was a weirdly good feeling like walking into school with like a new, with like a new book. Yeah. Thursday of school with all your new clothes and shit. And you'd be like, yeah, I got these nude sneakers. And then some kid pukes on them. And you're like, God, man, I hate school. Yeah.

Well, that's how I felt when I was, I forgot how old I was. But this was probably elementary school or something. But trapper keepers were fucking huge. Oh, yes. And I just kept begging my mom. Like, mom, she's like, what the fuck do you need that dumbass thing for? And I agree. Now that I'm older, I'm like, what the fuck?

It's just designs and shit. It was cool to a kid. but if you're an adult, you're kind of looking at it as like, what is that? That doesn't do anything. Just get a fucking binder and put your paper in it. I remember my mom would get all freaked out with, or not freaked out, but she would like, I would be like, hey, I want to get to school an hour and a half early. She's like, why the fuck would you want to go to school an hour and a half early?

Like, why? I don't want to take you there. I'm like, I got to get there. And then you'd walk around the shuffling of Ugiot cards and those fucking metal tins from Walmart week. And people going in early and busting it open and be like, oh, my God. God, he has Buster Blader. He has fucking Buster Blater. All that shit.

I remember those times very, very vividly. I was that kid. People showed up early. I'm like, God damn. I was like, son of a bitch. I was that kid well into high school. Well, kids did. That was the thing to do when you're a kid.

And yeah, I remember my mom one time made me go back to bed because I want to say, I want to get there extra early. Because it was, it was the, this was like in elementary school. And it was every Friday we were able to bring our toys. and that was like oh fuck I can't wait to show people my new shit I got all these new like Mortal Kombat shit and then my ones like get the

it was I think I was leaving at like 5.30 in the morning so I can get there early ready to go packed up and everything to leave that's so fucking funny because like I would go to school early not even because I wanted to because I went to school so far away

from where I lived that my dad had to like drop me off before he would, like, on his way to work super early. Otherwise, I wasn't going to get there because the bus wouldn't pick me up. So I'd be at... You're one of those kids. Yeah, so I would be at school, like, an hour before, like, even the buses would show up.

Yeah. And there would be, like, the principal would be there, and then, like, maybe a couple... A couple of the staff would be there, and, like, the teachers always be like, we got Sims on the computer if you want to, like, fuck around on... Yeah, you're like one of the... You're one of the morning rats. All the kids walk in, you're already, like, settled in and shit, and they're just like, what the...

Yeah, I've been there... I did not your blanket to sit down. Dude, that's how I, that's how I played a lot of my first PC games. I was like, I would like, they had Doom. This was a Catholic school that had Doom on the PC. I don't know. Oh, hell. But, like, I played Doom that way.

I played, I played Sims that way. It was, it was in New York, like, Catholic school. So, I mean, it's like, it's Catholic and barely Catholic. We're a little looser than most type deal, yeah. Yeah, it's not like. It's not like Kansas. Like Rudy Giuliani. Right now with Ram Trucks Declaration of Deals,

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Be Catholic. Basically like that. Yeah, yeah. Sort of. Catholic, but you don't be smoking inside and we'll be okay. type deal. Yeah. Yeah. We had a religion class alongside our science class, but that was basically it. Yeah, I never had crazy computer games. I think the only game that I played in my school early on was, I remember when robot unicorn attack was really big, and that was before schools knew how to, like, block websites or something like that, or adult swim.com, and then also, like, the marshmallow game where you're like, it's like, there's the squares that fall down, and you have to, like, hop up and the lava rises.

Those are like the two things, remember. Jabler really popping off. Do you ever fuck around with Skyroads? No. It's a really specific. If you Google it, like, it's a very specific thing that like,

I don't know. It's like from the 80s, I'm pretty sure, because it looks, it dated as hell. But it was on that PC for whatever reason. I loved the shit out of it.

For me, I played way too much, I played a lot of math blaster. Like, mass blaster was the shit, bro. That's why I'm unbelievably, I am unbelievably good at basic arithmetic. Like,

it's scary. I'm really good at it. basic math. I can just add numbers really, really, really well. Yes, dude, there's, there may be something to math blaster because I was the fastest person at doing whenever we'd have, like, sometimes we'd have competitions at school. And it's like whoever can finish this assignment the quickest, and it was usually math, usually division or multiplication or whatever, I was always the fastest.

And I think people were puzzled because I'm like one of the only black kids in the school. And they're like, what the fuck is this bullshit? Did you get prizes? Did you get prizes for doing the deal? I never got prices. You would do that and you would try to beat the clock and whoever finished the deal within like, I don't know, like I think it's like a probably two minutes,

like 60 seconds or two minutes. If you filled out and got it, you got to go to the office and they gave you, like my mascot in our school was a bulldog and it was like a pen but the eyes lit up. And remember it was like such big dick energy walking around seeing like your friend, you're just like, oh dude, you're a, what are you a bumbling fucking goon? You don't have your pen out and proud here, dude?

All right, cool. like walking down the hallway, that was such an incentive. Yeah, we didn't get anything that cool. It was just like bullshit. It was just like bullshit. It's always food, isn't it? Yeah, it's food. Candy and shit. All right, go.

That's exactly what it was. It was fucking candy. And one, I got an apple bees, a fucking certificate of Applebee's, so that was dope. Why even give that to a child where it's like, hey, mom, can I take the car out to go to fucking Applebee's by myself? Or I'm going to take you out, mom. Let me go to this fucking restaurant that. I don't have a great night. I don't know anyone that eats at Applebee's.

I don't know. It's not an app. That's why you always see Applebee's gift cards because they're trying to get people to come to Applebee's. There's no one goes there naturally. We don't need to talk trash by Applebee's. I mean, we're talking about half-price appetizers after 930. I mean, it's a fine establishment.

It's a fine, fine establishment. I guess if Red Robbins is closed, if IHop is closed, I-Hop. I guess Applebee is the place to be in. Fucking Red Robin. Wait a minute. Red Robin's kind of good, actually. Yeah, hey.

Can I get some of those, can I get some of those free fries? They gave you three individual fries with some campfire sauce. But they're free. There you go. Three free fries, dude. Hey, be sure there's more campfire sauce over while you're at it. Thanks, Fred Robin. I used to steal their seasoning.

That shit was fucking good, though. Dude, yeah, I mean, it's good. The seasoning salt? I don't have a refined taste, so I just, I go to any place and they feed me something, and I'm like, oh my, oh my God. You guys are fantastic. Yeah. But the cheaper it is, the tastier it. is. Like when I get Little Caesar's pizza, I'm like, you just can't beat a bargain.

Oh, man. This is grade A pepperoni pizza. You're talking to Chris Raygun, the pizza connoisseur here, man. Oh, shut up. Listen, listen. The pizza conno sort here. The pizza connoers that are just like looking down on your eyes. No, no, no.

He's going to be like meat canyon unsubscribe. Hold on. The Little Caesars will give you heartburn no matter what, though. You got to admit that. There, I can appreciate cheap, like, nonsense pizza. Yeah, yeah. It's just, it's just not the same. Oh, really, huh?

It's just a very different thing. Like, I feel like when I'm in the mood for, like, a greasy, disgusting Pizza Hut slice, I'm not, I'm not really in the mood for pizza. So much as I'm in the mood for Pizza Hut. You know what I mean? Like comfort food. It's like a different kind of comfort food. Yeah. It's almost like, uh, do you ever have the pizza flavored pringles?

Oh, yes. Yeah. Those are, those are delicious, but they're not. I mean, I wouldn't, yeah, they're never going to be on a register of being like, oh, you got to have, you got to have that type of. You had the pizza-vaving Pringles? No, Brimaux. There's a specific element in our ape minds that are like, it's just like, you want to feel like,

you're just doing something that's just like a little bit of a piece of shit. You're like, I'm kind of being a gross bitch today. And that's me going into a fucking Little Caesars and getting a little hot and ready pepperoni action. Yeah. I wish I could get a stuffed crust pizza from Pizza Hut without the pizza part. Just one stuffed crust?

Can I just have stuffed crust? Yo, listen, let me, that's stuffed crust that they have. at Pizza Hut is kind of like crack. It really, and it's so much better than the pizza that is just around it. You mean the fucking piece of paper that's attached to the crust? Why the fuck is the pizza like this thin? I was like, can I get a pan crust? Could you just make it thicker somehow?

Yeah, it's just like a fucking thin. Good Lord. So if you have more than one topping, there's, I mean, you have to, you have to support the son of a bitch. There's no way. You can't order pizza from those establishments with more than one topping. It just overloads it. I fancy Domino's. I've had so many bad experiences with Pizza Hut because I do like the stuff crust.

But I always have bad experiences with them. I even just recently, I went into Target. It was last week. It was like a week ago. I went to the Target and I was like, oh, shit, I've never had their pasta before. I want to try the pasta. Because I've tried Domino's chicken Alfredo and it's actually okay for the price. It doesn't make sense.

I'm just like actually try and I'm like oh this tastes like fucking Olive Garden it's kind of weird like it's okay and Olive Garden is too expensive for the low quality yeah you don't know exactly it's like the same quality but it's cheap Pizza Hut I got fucking damn near food poisoning

and I've been dealing with that shit for like the past week where I just bought a bunch of shit to like regulate my system I fucking hate Pizza Hut that's the tax though that comes with the Pizza Hut that's like that that's the reality check that comes afterwards whenever you make those kind of decisions to order the pizza. Fair enough. Fair enough.

Fair enough. But Domino's is okay, though. Dominoes is okay. Dominoes isn't bad. Pizza Hut is the most volatile one. It is... It's the one that I think of all of the pizza that I could order,

of like local chains out here, like Blaze or like fucking, you know, Domino's or Little Caesars. Pizza Hut is the one that I'm like, okay, I could get like a really great crack crack-addled fucking stuffed crust but I feel like I'm really

flipping a coin as to whether or not I'm going to be in a metric fuck ton amount of pain see I think mine is still I think Papa Johns is still like whenever I'm looking for some like I mean Little Caesars is good when it's just cheap and for some reason you're just like you know if it's like I mean

$5 it's five dollars type deal it's like fine but if I'm ever like oh I think I want to order Papa John's good but then you get that garlic butter sauce which just tops it off but it's just like the heartburn that comes with it it's it's the tax you know it's delicious it's it's it's shit grease but it's uh god damn it's good love it yeah it's pretty good they have like a six cheese that's actually really i i can i can't i can't throw a lot of cheese on there i can have fun with the pop-a-john pizza i can't do pizza man you don't just don't like pizza i love pizza actually i adore it but i just can't he's just to new york

I like if I want pizza I'm like I really want pizza right and I get like dominoes and I'm like this is just bread but you have to separate but you have to separate is are you from New York yeah I am from New York also yeah yeah I found a lot of people I worked out in Brooklyn for a little bit and I lived in Bushwick and I found that everybody said that and of course I mean when you're in New York too though you're around like some of the best fucking like readily available like Roberto's I would go to Roberto's like every other fucking day when I worked like a block away from it and Roberto's was just awesome and it's just like you know great ingredients and stuff and like it's like an art form out there. It is it is amazing but I think the thing is it's like you kind of have to at a certain

point I because I love pizza but like I moved out here to LA and it's just it's just not as good. It's not the same thing. So but I love it. So I'm like all right. I have to make some kind of concession mentally here where it's like okay I'm in the mood. for something that's vaguely pizza. Right now with RAM trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, get a low-mileage lease on the 2026. RAM-500 Big Horn crew cab,

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20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 20, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.

for an office near you. What can I, what can I go for? And then it's like, okay, Papa Johns, all right, fine. Do you think you'd ever, like, make your own? We've done it out here several times, specifically because we couldn't find a place. I don't know, whenever you're in a region that has really strong, like it has strong vibes for foods, like New York, pizza and stuff. I'm from Kansas City, Missouri, and it's like a big barbecue place. Sometimes you just want to fucking make it yourself to get some of that.

Try to get that home-grown feel-type deal. And I do that shit all the time. Yeah, everywhere I've lived, I haven't been able to find barbecue that's as good as Kansas City. Oh, yeah. Barbecue is like a really inherently home. Like a home. That's a Midwest thing, man. People say Texas, but Texas doesn't have shit on fucking on, on Kansas City.

Yeah, Kansas City's where it's out, man. Yeah. I actually, I do agree with that. I have a lot of family that are from those regions. Oh, nice. And they talk about that. And I do like Texas stuff. And there's a little bit of Texas in South Central, just because a lot of people moved, you know, a lot of people from the South.

My family on my dad's side, they all move from Texas and they're here. And they put like pounds of seasoning and everything. So you're going to be in flavor town, but you will have diabetes. It's just the tradeoff. That's like you said, the tax. Pounds and pounds of just red meat where your heart is just getting. the arteries are getting clogged you're like a hard sweating. You're like in hard sweating. You're like

breathing really excessively while you're chewing. Have you ever have you ever found that when you're eating garbage food? You're sitting there like like, it's like you're running a fucking marathon. Get the meat sweats and shit and you're just like damn, that's good and you just immediately pass out. Yeah it's like body's like we're done. Your body's got to work on it. Yeah. Body's like we got to fix this up real quick. Yeah. Yeah. No. Barbecue is one of those things where it's like I've never had

good, I've never had good barbecue that I had to order from somewhere. It's always usually like, people will come, or like, I'll go to somebody's house, they'll have like the, you know, the grill outside and they'll be doing it themselves, like, like the, like, they'll be making like a brought worse on the grill and they'll do the cut, they'll do the cut in the middle and it's like, oh, so, this is so much better than any, like, where am I going to go for this, really? I feel like barbecue is also, in my opinion, one of the only foods where it's good, like, it's better when you're around people, you're in, like, it's nice weather and you're outside.

It always tastes better. Yeah, it's just like a beautiful spring, summer, like, outside deal. I can't think of a better meal to have than, like, barbecue. I feel like that's kind of a lot of... Maybe, I feel like the only food that I feel like doesn't gain a boost from being outside

is, it's like sushi or something. Like, because, like, I... You think pizza has that? Well, I guess... I think so. I think so. I think so, because in New York, I would do that. Like, when I was...

Whenever I was in the city, I would be like, I'll get a... slice here and I'll walk around with it and I'll be like eating and it's like this is so nice because you could fold it back in New York I will say I give a person some sketchy fucking looks if they're at a park like walking around with a slice of pizza

yeah absolutely they're a villain over here that is a little weird over here that's a little weird who the fuck is that a park strolling slowly through a park eating a piece of pizza with a knife and a fork could you imagine knife and forked it just I can definitely imagine that because I've done it

several times shot on the fork yeah for me moving California, I realized that I'm not going to get pizza, so I really jumped on to the Mexican food. And I love tacos and burritos so much. And around here, we live in, like, L.A. And L.A. has so many unbelievably great, like, fucking, like, food trucks that are just insane. Like, we go to, I think it's Matabaya.

We go over there, and, dude, there's food trucks competing with each other. And they're so cheap. And it's, like, right down the street. like 10 of them and you get like $10, you're going home like a king bro. You're like freaking the Grinch when he stole the presents. You come home, you can feed the whole family for like $10. It's amazing.

It is really good. I love it. Absolutely. That's the, and that's the, when people, and I understand like your guys's sentiment when you talk about pizza versus because it's the same thing over here where I once went on this tour, this U.S. tour and the burritos I got to taste like Mexican food from around the United States and it was like appalling.

Yeah. It was fucking... I was in the northest, widest place. I was in Maine. So it was in like the northest east you can get in the United States. Why even open up even like a fucking Taco Bell there? No, it's like it should just be strictly lobster. That should be the only thing you can eat in Maine.

Lobster, dude. Just fucking lobster. To them, like, they didn't know. They're like, oh, fuck, we're going to get these carnies solid of burritos. And they were so fucking gross. I was like, dude, they were excited. Like, the logos were excited. Like, oh, we're going to get this fucking shit.

And I was like, oh. They have French fries in the burrito. French fries. Have you, Oh my God, it's fantastic. Yeah, US the worst, though, is whenever people that grew up on the shit version of things, and then you show them, you're like, dude, this is really good. And they try it, and they're like, yeah, I mean, it's all right.

It's okay. That's the most having no idea. You have no fucking idea. That's so annoying, dude. Bro, I found a truck bite just, I would never think to try it, because it's right up the street from where I'm staying right now. It's right up the street off of Manchester and Western pretty much. and it's you can just see

I was like I'm just going to try this truck it's just right there and it's the best Mexican food I've ever tried and I was like this is am I crazy is this is this am I because why would it just be here and nobody there's no huge lines

so I was like this is dope and my my homie that actually does he's in the industry like he goes to Compton all these different places and then he was just kind of like had to concede that like oh yeah this actually is fucking amazing I can't believe this shit

and I'm fine with them getting business still because I'm moving the fuck out of L.A. pretty soon, so, you know, I'll blow up the spot. I don't give a fuck anybody wants to try that shit. All the best Mexican spots, too, are just, like, unknown. You'll have a tab that's like, you'll have, like, a tab that's like $12, and you have, like, two pictures of margaritas and shit

and just, like, down to a bunch of stuff. It's like 12, like, it's always just some, like, really cheap, just good, just fucking really great atmosphere type stuff. Yeah. Atmospheric is a big part of it, too. And they're cooking with their hands. Look, if you get Mexican food and they have gloves on while they're cooking, that's not the place to be. They got to not have gloves on.

They spit on that. Cuff on that reader real quick. They got to dig in. They got to get the soda, throw it on the griller themselves, man. If they have gloves on you, be like, I'm going to get out of here. Have a nice night, though. If I can't read your fingerprints on this carneasada, I'm returning. I want to know who made it.

I want to get in touch with the purse, a little men-in-black type thing. I want a taste who made it. You see, like, perfectly pressed on there. Dude, I don't know. It's wild just how, how food could just, like, define a place like that. Absolutely. Because when I was in New York, I was definitely not eating Mexican food, you know. I was just like, what the fuck?

Well, like, why would I even bother with that? Like, I'd like, I'd try it. In New York, I remember there was this place in Bushwick. I think it was called Guacoco or something, but it was like this Brazilian place. And it was the best fucking Brazilian food I ever had. Like, the best plantains. It was just amazing. And it was a pretty happening spot, but it was just, you know, like caddy cornered.

It's like a fucking bodega and like kind of just like a little hole in the wall thing too, but it was awesome. Yeah, no, I didn't get like, I didn't get any like, I don't think anybody. I think I actually solely survived on like bodega, like, what is it Boar's Head? What's the meat out there? Boar's Head. Yep. That's the only kind I buy still, actually. I have a bad habit.

Fucking. Boarshead sandwiches. Yeah, Boershead. Yeah. You know which one. You know. Boreshead sandwiches, fucking pizza, and, like, plantains and, like, black beans from, like, like, guacoco type stuff. It's just crazy how it affects even just the, um, the fast food versions of those things, too, though.

Because, like, Taco Bell out here is kind of, it's pretty, it's pretty bomb, honestly. Like, it's, it's pretty reliable. In New York, I can't, I can't. It's dreadful, dude. I couldn't. Dude, same a mix with McDonald's in New York. Any fast food place in New York, I feel like sucks. Dick.

Yeah. Real bad. It's not ideal. It's very bizarre. But even like I remember having Chipotle out here and it's like, oh, Chipotle in LA is pretty good. Yes. I like it.

That's weird. But in New York, Chipotle's fucked. Like it's... Bro, that is so weird. Yo, okay, the first time I ever had Chipotle was in New York and I was like, this place sucks dick. Yeah, no. I didn't eat Chipotle for almost a decade later.

Oh, my God. And then I was like, oh, wait, this is fucking actually really good. Yeah. Dude, they have the best tortillas. I tell people. Fuck your local places. Get your tortillas. Get your chips, sorry.

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I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20,000. billion recovered it's actually I think somewhere north probably closer to 22 23 after this year and each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on awesome so how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan what would I do if I got into an accident probably the easiest way is dialing pound law that's pound 529 from your cell phone we are always open our call center is

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They have the lime with a little bit of salt, dude. It's fucking, it's perfect, the perfect balance. I like the hot chips. I like the really hot chips that they give you at places like chilies. I don't know what it is about those specifically. Hot chips? Like spicy chips? No, no.

They come out. I don't know if they make. make them there? I assume they do. Oh, they're just like Yeah. Oh, you mean they're like... You grab them and you're like, oh. Yeah, and they're... And they're really hot and they're like, ooh, yeah, they're probably... Dipping some spinach artichot dip or some shit and you're like, oh, damn!

Spinachshadow is fucking bomb. But the, uh, I will say, one thing that I've noticed, I'm... From like even just being coast to coast, it's interesting. I mean, obviously, if you're by the coast, you're going to get like better seafood. If you're in the, like, based in the Midwest, you're going to get better beef, all that stuff. When I was in, I,

I went to Fairbanks, Alaska, and I had the best, the best fish and chips I've ever fucking had my life, and it was, it was, like, insane. And it just, like, it just makes you think, like, I just want, I feel like I want to go all around. Especially, I want to go to, like, Louisiana and shit and try, like, or even just, like, that kind of southern bell. It's different down there. Yeah, gumbo, like, jumble, all that shit. How much have you traveled? I mean, I've traveled quite a bit. I've moved around a lot, too.

Like, I've lived a lot of places. is just trying to find work and stuff and then just, you know, what happened. But, I mean, like, all around America, definitely. And I've never been to any country besides Canada, though, other than America. Yeah. So I still have, I still have never been to, like, Japan. I know Japan, I feel like it's a big one with a lot of people I've been talking to lately. But I went to Vancouver, Canada, and that is still probably the most beautiful city I've ever been to in my fucking life.

Like, insane. Great, great, great people, great food. It was just awesome. Beautiful. I don't know if you guys have ever had the opportunity. to go to Vancouver. Not sure to check that. Not yet. Not yet.

I almost did it and then, me and my friend just forgot. We were like, oh yeah, let's just fucking go. And we planned it out. And then it just didn't happen. And nobody, no one asked each other like, hey, why didn't we do it? It just slipped us by. I've been to Toronto a few times. That's about it. Toronto. I've wanted

to go Toronto, but. It's cold as fun. Vancouver was one of those things where it was just like, I had really, I mean, I was there for like a job interview back in the day. And then I I had nothing really to do. I was there for three days and I didn't really know what to do,

but I had that one thing going on. And then the public transportation was just so good that you could just, it was just so easy to get places and explore the city itself. And it was just, it was just a really enjoyable experience. It was just really cool, yeah. Yeah. I've never had that experience of going to another city

and not just immediately complaining about things because it's different. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Like when I, the first time I went to New York, I was just like, I don't know how these savages live like this. this fucking, I was like, I don't know, how the fuck people live in this goddamn city type deal. And it takes some times, like, you know, you'd be like, oh, you find it, you appreciate things.

But whenever you first go to new cities, I feel like you always, you just, like, insult the city immediately. Oh, yeah, no. We go to California. Holy shit. Holy shit. The first time we moved to California, me, me and Chris lived together. And we've known each other since you were like in, like, early college. And we first got here.

And every time one of us would go out, we'd come back and just complain about how stupidly laid out everything is. and I still hate California all my heart I hate this place I hate especially LA I don't want to be here I don't want to be here at all anymore but like yeah it's not about California so much as it so much as it's LA and the way that it's laid out

just LA because San Diego is amazing I love San Diego I enjoyed San Francisco too I've been to San Francisco and it was like it had good good perks San Diego was great Carl's bad my aunt lived out in Carlsbad and that was like a chill little area too in between like San Diego and L.A. and stuff

but L.A. is just a fucking, it's just a pit. It's a goddamn, it's, it's, it's, the issue with L.A. It's the, is that it's, it's New York, but without the convenience of that makes New York function. Whereas, like, San Francisco is like, when I spent, I spent a couple days in San Francisco, and I was like, this place is kind of, kind of awesome. Like, just like the, the, the way that it's laid out and just the, uh, the, the, the weather there, because you kind of get, the weather's awesome. Yeah, you start, you start getting like, uh, it's seasoned. It's mild seasons.

That's why it's fantastic, dude. Yeah. And there's like really, really great food up there, too. Like, this is a pretty cool place. I don't think I would have minded staying there for way longer. But, and San Diego's the same where it's like, oh, this is a really cool place to be. San Diego's on the brochures to show you for California. When you see L.A., they're like, oh, this is going to be L.A.'s like, and it's like, no, that was actually San Diego.

That's a way further down. You're in a cesspool where some guy's sitting on the floor pissing right now. And you're like, God, damn, I hate this place. That's it. That's it. That must be it because it's like, yeah. When I came to Los Angeles, I was expecting San Francisco and San Diego, but I got, you know, the Hollywood Walk in Fame. When I lived in Burbank, I really didn't mind Burbank as much when I first moved because it was so suburbanized that it felt like kind of like a hometown kind of feel.

And then I could kind of branch out. And then from there, I mean, I was just, I don't really go out too much or anything. I didn't really know anybody at the time when I lived there. So when I would go out, I'd literally just go to Amoeba Records, look around, get like records. And then I would go to the rainbow and just get drunk next to the Lemmy statue and shit and just be like, I know exactly what you're talking about. I was like, I was like, yeah, hell, like just getting like, so that was my experience. So I enjoyed it to a point.

But I think that you see the way some people like live in L.A. with just like the budget you have and you're just like, just not worth it, man. It's not worth it. It's pretty rough. Like, because we lived in Glendale when we first moved out here. and Glendale is... Awful. It's the worst. This is a very localized conversation, but like...

Yeah. Glendale is just a remarkably strange place where nobody can drive. I've seen people crash their cars into the ground. I don't know even how that's possible. What does that even mean? So, because... If you've ever been to Glendale, maybe you've seen this. Yeah, I used to work there.

But oftentimes, the way that certain stores or certain parking lots are built is that they kind of curve down into the street and then the street is flat. So people will speed out of parking lots and just hit that shit into the ground and then just keep going and I've seen it

so many times that I've lost count and only there. Never in like LA Propper never in Burbank, never in anywhere, just Glendale specifically is just full of street racers. Do you think California has the worst driver? What state do you guys think has the worst drivers?

It's California, Florida, or freaking what you call it? Like, California, Florida. The worst drivers? Oh, I still, I still, I still swear, I still swear, I still swear by Kansas. Kansas has the worst fucking drivers. It's almost as if, like, I think New York has some pretty bad drivers, too. They have, they have no fucking perception of, like, the reality that's around them.

I would say, Kelly. Like, it's like, people are just, like, drifting, like, highway going 80 miles an hour, just, like, drifting around. And you're, you're just flabbergasted. It's a weird thing. No, I, I. A couple years ago, I think I would have said California, but I think I, because I drove to L.A. from New York with a friend of mine, and we took that drive. We made it in like three days. It was like a really exhausting day. I had like $200 to my name. I think it was really bad. But when we got to Kansas, it felt like the world stopped.

100%. Like we drove for hours and hours on end, but it still feels like 70 plus percent of that drive was. spent in Kansas because Kansas is a is the worst state to drive through like 100 people are like oh Nebraska you have corn to look Kansas is like purgatory you're like there's no perception of time

there's nothing at all nothing it really is except except porn the Lions den fucking strip clubs and porn things that's the only thing they advertise on the side it was genuinely one of the most traumatizing experiences like because I would

because there would be these long stretches of time where I would drive and I would I would see exactly I would see a billboard and then I would see like almost like a small town but it was almost it was laid out like a strip mall and it was these long connected buildings but only two long connected buildings that go down really far it's like oh it's like a town of like 80 people yeah they're off the side of a fucking highway and then and then there's yeah billboards of like anti-abortion stuff you're going to hell all sorts of things you're just you're just like yeah yeah LA here I come no No, but what makes it worse is that you see that.

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And you see a billboard and you see the town. Again, exactly the same layout, exactly the same architecture, sometimes exactly the same fucking stores. And it's like, okay. And then it happens again and again. And it's like prefabricate, it's like a prefabreact. It's like a prefab almost where like somebody. Twilight Zone episode or some shit. I was gonna say the same thing with that guy was turning he was driving by the angel dude I was losing my shit I was like I kept turning to Jalen I was like Jalen are we going are we going in circles and it's like no we've been on a straight lot it's been a straight line I was like this can't I this we saw this place three hours ago

this can't we can't I refuse there's never anyone else in the road no the other craziest thing you know you you very rarely pass by anybody so you really do I mean like there's been times where I've driven through it I'm just like this is like I think that I've, I died somewhere like four hours ago. And like, I am in like in a Twilight Zone episode. We almost trying to like find God at this point or some shit. Drive into heaven with my Toyota Camry or something shit. Yeah, exactly.

93 Corolla. And then when you start seeing the wind turbines and you know that you're getting closer to Colorado, it's such a good feeling. You're like, oh God. Yeah, because it just means it's just a change in scenery that means that purgatory is over. We still have mountains now. Jesus Christ. even just a sign that says Denver 450 miles away you're like that's good that's I like to see that that's fine it's nice I almost died in Kansas too because like we had

there was I don't know what the fuck weather that was but it was it was just fog but the most dense fog I've ever seen anywhere like Stephen King's fog shit like type shit it was you couldn't see I'm not exaggerating like a foot or two ahead of the car was just completely unseeable. And I was just like, I had to like lean up to see like where the line on the road was because I couldn't see far enough ahead. I was like, I was turning

to jail. I was like, I'm terrified. I want to stop. It's also bad. It's also bad tornado valley there too. The amount of times that we've been driving through Kansas and the amount of times and people are so used to tornadoes that's like, oh yeah, whatever. I remember us at this gas station and everybody had to like

get in the ditch because the tornadoes coming. This fucking guy came in. Classic Kansas dude, Confederate flag on his fucking big deal comes and rolls in redneck dude, he's just like, what's going to, damn, probably going to be a tornado happening? Like, yeah, like, everybody's in the ditch and stuff. He's like, all right,

and he, like, I remember he filled it up real quick, and he's like, all right, well, good luck, and he, like, drove towards the storm. I remember this specifically, because I thought it was so funny because he, like, put it in, it was that fucking Toby Key song, where it was like, well, I sign up my horse, and I ride into the city. That song, and it's, like, just sped

off into the fucking storm. I was like, don't, there he goes. Even though that person thinks so lowly of me, there's something admirable about him. No, there's not. There really isn't. You would think, you think at a point just because it's so stupid that you're just like, oh, hell yeah. Adaboy. You spend, you spend like half a millisecond more with that person.

You're just like, okay. That's usually the typical experience. This man just drove toward a tornado man. He's clearly got nothing he's here for. Oh man, apparently not. The amount of times I've seen people drive towards an actual touchdown tornado has been, like, haunting as a child. To where it almost, it's desensitized me towards the actual danger of a tornado. I saw a man on a motorcycle, and he, like, everybody was pulled over on a fucking motorcycle.

And the thing about tornadoes, I don't know if you guys have been around one, but it's like, the air is very still. And it's like, the guy, the sky's kind of, like, greenish yellow tent. It's very odd. But it's very still. and you can like hear people talking like if some of these people are pulled over you can like hear other people it's so quiet and this guy just like

speeds to this intersection down the highway and he's like popping this wheelie on a fucking Harley going down the highway towards this tornado and my dad was like the dumb son of a bitch like in a movie it was like what the f it's like this one of those things so I feel like at this point

you're just like yeah it's tornado cool dude wind circle no one cares type deal. Then you hear about it. He lost his house, the tornado. And it's like, this whole town's ruined. I love seeing tornado

aftermath movies where you like look at it and like there's only basements left. There's no houses. And it's just like, you know, they took your house. People find their houses dropped somewhere else in town. And it's like, what the fuck? It took your house and dropped it somewhere. That is such a, yeah. It steals your home.

That is such an insane premise for a type of natural occurrence. that that is just just the definition of a tornado is insane to me because like obviously like I've never really had a tornado experience like I saw one

while we were driving through Kansas we saw one like real far and it was obviously a tornado because I've never seen anything that looks like that but we were far enough away that it was like

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I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

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Dozens and dozens of miles away from us. But the fact that, like, you could look at something that far away and it looks so minuscule, and you understand that, like, where that thing is touching down is absolute chaos. It's just very, it's a very weird experience to even just think about. That's a lot to me. Could you even, on a motorcycle? You just get lifted the fuck up at that point, right? He's been taken away, bro.

I mean, if it's strong enough. Anything. If you go anywhere near that fucking tornado, you're getting hurled up, you'll spin around with it, and they'll take you up, and it'll shoot you out the top as usually is how it just. What? There's fucking crazy. There it goes. I mean, anything, anything that's past,

I mean, it's crazy, man. I don't know how the fuck it happens. It's just really angry wind running around really fast. It's Crash Bandicoot spinning really, really, really, really fast. It's funny because, like, in... It's funny because, like, it's just such an alien concept in New York. Because, like, I'm sure, like, Sweeney, you would remember seeing,

like, those little leaf tornadoes that would go around. And I would like, that's cool! And he'd be like, whoa, a bunch of... leaves are like swirling on the ground. That thing takes your house. It was kicking and I'm like, look how small you are. In New York, was it ever susceptible

to like what? Hurricanes. Natural disasters? Natural disasters. You get hurricanes, bro. We get hurricanes and we get blizzards. I know the East Coast is fucked with like winter natural like, especially Boston.

The amount of like stories, like when I lived in Utah for a little bit at the solar company and my section of the place I worked at was people that had solar panels in Boston. And like, I want to say like a couple years ago, they were, they had like a power outage because of the weather and just like the increasing amounts of snow for like almost two months or something. Like something crazy.

Yeah, it's totally fucked. Yeah, I don't know. It gets, I've been thinking about moving to New Hampshire, like actually like buying like a house in New Hampshire. And every time I hear these stories, people are like, oh, oh, it's beautiful. Hard winters. It's like, oh, it's beautiful, period. And then just hard winters. Real tough winters.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I don't want to live anywhere like where the weather can destroy me. And I even think about, like, I've thought about this for a while. Like, where should I move, say, like, where would I want to hang my hat? And it's something where it's more neutral. And I think I thought about a lot of people are turned off by, like, say, the desert states.

But when I, like, I lived in Arizona for a while. and there's just those three months of extreme heat, but you really don't experience it because everything has air conditioning. It's so little that it's like, oh, I think I can handle this. And then I started looking into it, and I'm like the worst is like little monsoons or some shit. And it doesn't do anything, though. It's not like, say here in California where I'm like,

I got to get out of here before the fucking tectonic plates destroy California. It's going to happen at some point. So I'm like, maybe I should leave before. board happens because like I always say the tornado people are just absolutely just mental for oh my house is completely destroyed we will rebuild I'm like why you no move leave leave it's a hassle you know I go finally will just build on top of the spot oh we had a good spot I'm like it's gonna happen again pretty soon I think the thing that puts me off with desert states especially like Nevada I mean like Las Vegas is like the worst like one of the worst cities

ever fucking been to. What a trash. Trash city. I hate that place. But I think it's just like the lack of life. It's like the whole area, like desert states are just so devoid of life. It's just like dirt and rock. And I mean, aesthetically there can be cool things. But to me there's like some kind of like I live in Portland right now. And it's just green.

It's just like you feel like you're just around life. It's like it's like a weird psychological thing where you're just like, this is nice. This is tranquil. Oh, totally understandable. That's what my mom. She lived in Arizona for a while, and she tried to basically turn it into like an oasis where she was in Arizona. Yeah, she was there, and she laid out all of her grass and put all these trees up and shit. And I'm like, why did you move here?

Like, I get it. It's super, like, it's so, it's really the only thing that people are, it's so inexpensive. That's all it is. I remember when I first moved there, I think back in 2008 or some bullshit. And I was working for Amazon. And my boss was like, oh, yeah, I have a. like five bedroom house. I think my mortgage is like, I don't know.

She's like, eight or 900. I'm just like, I was just like, I fucking, like, I wanted to punch her. Just, just like, that's so, that is so disrespectful to hear, like, you know, coming from fucking California. Why did you, why did you rock me in the face? Ugh, it's just those prices. Those goddamn prices.

Someone had to do it. Yeah. I don't know where you could move. I couldn't live in deserts. I couldn't do it. What? I'm probably going to, like, I'm going to leave California because I have to eventually, so I don't, like, you know, become a fucking maniac and do something wild.

But I would think you'd move back to, like, the East Coast? Never. I'll never live in New York City again, ever. I hate that place. But, like, I would say I would live, I would live, like, I don't know, maybe in, like, Maryland. Or, like, take the plunge and go to Florida or some shit. You would go to Florida? You're a shit.

Florida is the worst. Guys, I know Florida is the worst. Everything sucks in Florida. I know Florida is the Iraq of America. I get it, but it's so cheap. It's so unbelievably cheap living here. No, no, no. By the time I move over there, it's probably not going to be cheap, though.

Go to Montana. You might as well go to like the Midwest somewhere. Yeah, go to Montana. Midwest is not that. Montana's actually kind of expensive, dude. A suburb outside of a city, you get like the cheapest shit, and then you're like a 10 or 50 minute drive from like hip stuff. The thing about the Midwest is that they're like,

I want to go to Florida because I, know Florida is like full of insane bullshit but like that's gonna be entertaining like every day I get the paper and like man gets his dick trapped in alligator's mouth you're in the paper you can you can read that you can read that I just want to I feel like Florida would be a nice place I feel like it's not it's not I used to go to Florida every summer I hate everything about Florida because my fucking the bugs are hold that Swinney the bugs are bigger than your face bugs are bad the bugs are bigger than your fucking face like that's already enough to like a locust will fit

in your hand they're so fucking big they're so stupidly big the bugs the humidity you'll fucking start sweating immediately I'm used to somebody though I'm used to some shit I understand that you're no you're not used to humidity Florida humidity no no Derek Derek I'm Jamaican bro

the Florida unity is nothing compared to the Caribbean humidity it's a different it's a devil so you you lived in the Caribbean I don't particularly I spent summers there and it's bad it's bad like summers there. You're talking about living. Not all year. It's going to be crazy bad. It's not going to be bad all year.

But I understand. I'm not even done yet, man. The fucking weather in Florida. The sun rain, bro. It's always fucking. No, it's sunny. Partly, it rains so fucking much in Florida. And then you have to deal with harsh-ass weather like hurricanes. There's threats of fucking hurricanes

all the time. Dude, it's not fun. People that live there, they usually commute there to either They usually go there to retire because they're old and senile or they're there for work. Not, that's it. Old and they're thin blood, so they're cold constantly. Oh, yeah, so they're like, oh, good blood. The thing with the desert states is just a bunch of old fucks walk around being like,

that's kind of chilly. I saw a man in Las Vegas with a wool sweater on when it was 112. Well, he was going to die. Just open the coffin and step on in because you are not fucking human. You are on your way out. That is fucked. A wool sweater right there. Las Vegas is a fucking bizarre.

Like, I had a really good time for the three days that we spent there, but I, just imagining, like, living. Well, here's the deal. I think Vegas gets a bad rap because people that visit Vegas only go by the strip. They don't see Vegas suburbs. That's a lot of people live, actually, my actually had an apartment in Vegas, and it was actually pretty normal.

If you step anywhere near the strip, then it's fucking just, why would you live anywhere near there? But a lot of people live in Vegas. I mean, a lot of people that I know, like, musicians. I mean, there's a suburb thing, but that's what makes it so odd, though, is like, it's like you're living, you're trying to have like, all right, yeah, hey, have fun at school. And then, like, you're, you're living next to a giant scratch card at all times. You know what I mean? It's like, it's just like, it's just such a fucking subversion of, like, to be in Las Vegas and even to know what Las Vegas is and try to live a normal life. or like raise somebody there seems odd.

My friend... Yeah, I can't imagine what's going to school in Vegas. My friend is so diluted. He, like, has a... He grew up in Vegas, and he loves it, and he swears by it. But I'm like, I feel like if you lived anywhere else, you would go back to Vegas. Like, especially when people, like...

The first time you ever move out of state or take a drastic move, you always have those, like, homesick things of being like, oh, this was so much better, this and that. Then you go back, and you're just like, this actually all just kind of sucks. That's what I feel about New York City, dog. I feel that about New York City, 100%. It's so convenient getting everywhere

That shit is so convenient But dude as I've gotten older I got really like not okay With people just like Admantly like just not watching where they're going And being in Manhattan That shit sets me off Where people just bump into you

And they have a chance to say excuse me Like I say excuse me all the time Why the fuck would you say excuse me to anybody What is what is wrong with you? People don't say excuse me In downtown Manhattan bro You're not supposed to bump into you People walk into you and I'm like yo

Oh Chris I did I did I disagree. I have that Midwest mentality where you say, sorry, over everything. No. Sorry about that. Let me let me get, I hate that, bro. You got to get, you gotta get going. That's some, that's some bullshit. Everybody's in their own fucking bubble. I hate that. I hate that. There's this guy, there's this guy with, like, this pus-filled, infected leg selling granola bars on the train, and no one was looking at them. And I know that it's like probably, I mean, it can't be a gimmick when the guy's leg was fucked. But I mean, I was just like, you know, you have like all these people and they're just in their own zone.

And then they get up and they do their own thing. And I'm just like, I, you know. Oh, hi How are you Tyneille? It just felt odd. I'll forever remember a specific instance where I bumped into somebody else in Manhattan I remember this is actually

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan & Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 5. nine from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. July in, like, 2012, and I was going to, like, around, I was heading out of Grand Central, like, towards the Javits. And I was walking. I had to go somewhere. And I bumped to this guy,

and I said, yeah. And he said, yeah. And we just kept going. And it was just like, Wow. I love this. Because it's just, because it's not like I'm just, because I clearly. That fuck up my whole day. No, because you just, you just guys like being cunty. That's all I is. No, it's not cunty. It's just like, look, I'm gonna punch him in the back of his head.

No, no, it's just like, it's, look, we, we, we have places that we're trying to be. We're trying to get there as fast as possible. Shit happens. It's not like I fucking tackled you to the ground and stole your wallet and pissed on your kids. The whole thing, though, the whole thing of being like, I got places to be. I'd be like, what kind of fucking like, like, underground, like stock market trading are you doing to where it? So you came and be like, oh, hey, sorry, bud.

That's it. That's all I want. I'm a big dude. I've been a big dude for like, since I've been like an 18. I've been like a big guy, right? I always try to avoid people. And if I avoidance, I'm like, oh, I'm very sorry about that. And I keep it moving, right?

There's no reason why some small motherfucker should bump into me and get mad at me when I'm so visible. No, but that's the thing. So that gets you so angry. Nobody should be getting mad at you. That's kind of the thing. It's like, they should just be like, hey, you know. They're like, hey, watch, wait, won't you walk in? I'm like, yo, say it again and you'll be in the street.

There's an etiquette. There's an etiquette to the city that a lot of people, like, if they're not like from there, they haven't spent a lot of time and they just don't under, like, you're not supposed to like stop in the middle of the fucking, in the middle of the sidewalk to look at your phone and like, see where you're gonna like, go off to the side. Go off to the side, off to the wall or like onto the curb. Like you don't like, there's like traffic rules. almost on the street. At the same time, I always got annoyed though with those etiquettes when it's just like you live in the most like

touristy fucking part, like touristy city on earth and shit. You know what I mean? Yeah. You have so many people coming in and it's like Well, they're not happy about it either. Yeah. That's why people from not Manhattan hate Manhattaners and then Manhattaners despise

foreigners. They despise people who are foreign. They're like, yo, why are they just standing? I'm trying to get to the M&M store. Please move out the way. I don't understand how you could possibly choose Florida over anywhere though. Like that might be the most ridiculous thing you've ever said on the podcast and you said ridiculous shit. Florida's insane, that's why. It's so, it's so unbelievably cheap, dude. Yeah, so you want to just torture yourself. Yeah, but it'll be funny. There's tons of cheap living though. You

wouldn't have to subject yourself to. Like, there's something about having like, I like watching, you know, some like cringe every once in a while or some fucked up shit on the internet. And then you get to like take a step back and you're like, then I'm kind of a, maybe I'm a bad person for watching that. But then I get to have not be, I don't have to be around it. Like that's the comfort of the internet. Versus like you live somewhere that's nice

and it's nice and wholesome. Yeah, you're like, you live in a nice Christian town or something. Some old woman, you like walk up with your groceries and some old woman's just like, ah, how did you like my cookies or something? You're like, yeah, yeah, it was great. And you just go inside and watch like 4K videos

of just like people shitting in like sinks or something like that. Who knows? But you have that comfort and you have the prices of that situation. And you have old woman's cookies in this situation. I just, yeah, I just... That was moving upstate New York, dude. The notion that Florida is...

Florida is very believably cheap. Like, I... Like, it's very... Yeah. Well, you'd be like, yeah. Look, look, here's the thing, though. Florida is in the way that you can get away with the same thing. And this is what I mean.

Like, in California, there are outskirts. There's always those outliers. That's true. There's places in, like, the inland empire that are fucking pretty inexpensive to live in California. If you want to stay in California. But the same thing kind of goes for Florida. If you're not moving to Orlando or Miami or fucking like one of those big ass cities,

then you have to live in the outskirts or somewhere. And then it's like, so then it just kind of comes to, okay, what your weather preference, just location. You just want to be there because it feels good. You know, like what is it exactly? And it just seems like to you, it feels good because it's fucking wacky. I don't think it's the best decision to be. buy a house for that reason?

I don't know if it's... In all series, I'm probably thinking like in Illinois, like Chicago seems like a nice place. Like... I have family that live in suburbs of Illinois. It can be good. Chicago can be pretty rough, though. It has one of the highest tax places, dude. Why the fuck would you... Oh, really? I didn't even know that. Yes.

Yes. That was one reason... I was thinking about moving to Austin just for the tax purposes to see, because also, that's why I said New Hampshire, too, as well, because there's no income tax in New Hampshire as well, but I don't think I could... I don't think I could forever well I don't think I could buy a house in Austin and take that Texas heat forever

I just I'm like I sweat maple syrup of just this disgusting fucking piglet walking around in hot weather dude I can't take it so I have to have the cold seasons I don't mind the cold whenever you have to deal with this shit so yeah it was funny

I hate snow man I can't do it again I was considering snow well yeah I don't know if I don't think I never leave though I don't think I'm always I'm making cartoons or animating so I don't have to drive anywhere So I haven't, I don't think I, I can't remember the last time I've driven in snow versus like being like, oh, it's snowing out. Yeah, yeah. Driving in snow is rough.

I had to do that like, I had to do that. In the last year, like one of the times that I went back to New York, we had like a crazy blizzard. And I was like, I was driving this fucking, oh my God. We did it all the time. What did I rent? I were doing it all the time. Like, my car couldn't drive in the snow. Like, it just, it couldn't.

I had a Toyota Corolla with. We were always going somewhere in the snow, though. What? You were always going somewhere in the snow, though. Like, definitely. was going someplace like back in those years. Not me. I wasn't doing shit. Chances, if it was... You might have been with us, not driving.

Yeah, I definitely would have maybe gotten a ride from somebody with all-wheel drive. But I definitely didn't go anywhere. Like, when it was snow... I remember one time it was really snowy and like all my friends were like, hey, fucking school's canceled or like school... It's a snow day. You want to go get sushi tonight? And I was like, yeah, dude. And then I drove outside and I like drove down my block and I pressed the brakes and I

continued to move. And I was like, oh, this is a fascinating turn of events. And it went for a while until I crossed the intersection, went like, I think three, I think like, I think about three yards down into the street across from the intersection. I was like, I'm going to go ahead. I'm going to go home. Commuting to work, especially like the Midwest and the snow,

it was pretty rough. but it had some glory moments, especially whenever you're going slow or never, and there's just like maybe like a van in front of you, probably just like a woman just maybe going, nursing job. You just see the back end of her car just kind of take out from her and she's just kind of slowly,

you just see her kind of slowly sliding and just like, damn. That's going to be bad. Driving all-wheel drive in the snow is really kind of fun. Because then it becomes like, okay, I can drive like a normal person. It just makes it so you can drive in snow, but there's no, I mean, you can have fucking seven-wheel drive.

If it's ice involved, you're fuck. Yeah, ice is fucked. You start planning, bro. You start doing that hydroplaining BS and you're just like, you're just going. You're just sliding eventually. I like the snow, though. I like the aesthetic of the snow. I like, uh...

I like nighttime when it snows. I like the seasons, I guess, is more of it. I just like having the seasons. I think the way the air feels and like the way that the air smells, like the crispness of it, whenever it snows or whenever it's like really fresh and it's like, you know, the snow's not dirty yet. It looks like a fucking postcard. It's like, this is such a pleasant feeling.

Yeah, especially you've got nothing to do. Yeah. Just like fucking, you're like, yep, that's my sign. It's kind of like a nice rainy day, just like nap all day or some shit. It's just like a, there's something great about the snow that's super peaceful, can be. I also find that whenever it snows, since nobody's doing anything, it's very, like, quiet, extremely quiet. Yeah, very, which is always nice. Very tranquil.

Yeah. I love when, um, when the snow gets all sludgy. Because if you guys lived in New York or been New York during the winter, when everybody's driving around so much the snow gets all black and sludging and gross. Yeah, it's disgusting fucking black. And that's the worst shit to drive into is this, like not even necessarily the powdery snow, like the fucking sludge that has like people's oil, exhaust. Slop.

Like all. It's just, yeah, it's fucked. It's disgusting. It's disgusting. We got, uh, we got some, yeah, we got some questions, uh, over from some of our patrons over at, uh, Patreon.com slash a snark tank. come check it out. If you're enjoying,

this is a pretty, Fidel Cashflow, Ronan. I love that name so much. Hello, three Husketeers and Tim Burton's schizophrenic dream creator. Do you have any stories about some of the most unhinged or intimidating

or baffling characters you've met in your life? Mine is my ex-military stepdad who spent a large portion of his money on Nazi memorabilia, including a Luger 9mm he threatened me with when I first met him. A Luger? That's kind of dope. He sounds really nice.

That's a first impression that I've ever heard. That's a good one. That is a fucking good one. The amount of people I've heard that have been collecting Nazi memorabilia, the amount of people that say that they're World War II buffs, but they only collect Nazi memorabilia. That's so suspect, dude. You're always like, yeah, but where's the other side?

There's other people, they're like, yeah, I'm getting to it. It's just this stuff is awesome. You're like, all right, well. This stuff is the most available, you know? No, it's just, I don't know. I was just doing research as all was. It's no big deal. I don't agree with him or anything.

Yeah, it's, like, fascinating, but I don't really, like, agree with it or anything. I'm just saying there's some points in this book. Like, what? Like, what's wrong? Just immediately dissolves into him being like, you should really give it a read. It's actually a good read. Yeah, just after days. After days and late.

Days later. It's just memorabilia. It's got a bookmark in it, though. Yeah. Like, you're reading this? I mean, you know, I mean. No, I, I haven't met many people recently like that because I feel like the people that I meet now are very curated almost, not by design, but just sort of just by just like, just the way shit kind of plays out. Because I only meet people at like VidCon or like, or like at a friend's place where it's like, okay, these people know this person or, you know, these people or this person's in my field.

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan & Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365.

Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, Thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. I remember in high school, there's the same friend that I drove here with.

We had a class. It was called Digital Design and Production. And it was literally just 3D modeling and stuff. And we sat two seats away from this kid who would, he would work on his computer and he would stare intently at it and move the mouse and he would clack on the keyboard, but the monitor would be off. And no one said.

said anything about it ever. No one mentioned anything. No one acted like it was strange at all. The teacher never addressed it. Yeah, dude. And... That little, like, the chosen one, dude, they're like, he's the Matrix. No, and he... Look at it. I'm like, it's Keanu Reeves and shit.

They're like, don't mess with him. But he would, like, whisper things like, oh, man. Like, just looking at a blank screen, it's like, oh, man. Oh, maybe. Oh, yeah, okay. And... That's what I'm saying, dude. I'd be like, he's in the mainframe.

I'm not even going to fuck with him No, we didn't want to fuck with him But we also couldn't help but laugh Because we were just like, what the fuck is the guy doing? We would make jokes to each other And we would just kind of laugh at it And after we started making jokes There was a period of time where he would just whisper,

Stop! And it was like, yo, what the fuck is happening? How awesome would it be, though, if you did find out that he was like Doing that thing at the end of Matrix 3 When like they're fought like the, he's like in a robot Like a robot suit firing at like other robots and he's like saving the universe

and he gets out of it. He's just like, you're welcome. Yeah, yeah. You guys are like, kind of talking yourself, loser. And he's like, you know, no idea what I've done. He's saving the universe. He's not, he's,

he's fucking non-corporial at that point. No, that was, that's the one that sticks out to me because it's still such a vivid memory of just him whispering, stop it to his empty, his off monitor in the middle of class and no one said anything. His name, we called him Fat Ed, like,

internally. I don't know if I don't know. I have no idea what his name was. Fat Ed. Not to him. Like whenever we would reference him after the fact, we would say like, let me tell you about what Fat Ed did. I'm assuming he was fat. A little bit. It was probably a little bean. I mean, it's like early high school, so we're still kind of an asshole for no good reason. Oh yeah. No, I totally understand that. I had a, I don't, we had a, a fat friend. I mean, he wasn't that fat, but he was, his name was a Jason, uh, well, his name was, Jason you or something and this guy

we made a whole character for him and he became like we used to draw comics and stuff and he became like just everything but he was a good sport about it though even though it was kind of mean but he became like Fat You You know kids are always

just like super me They're fucking ruthless Yeah they're really The most baseline bullshit will be used against anybody as a child because they don't know the severity of it Like you could hear

you could hear like oh, where's Derek at today or something? He's like, oh, his dad died or something? You're like, oh, dude. What a fucking loser, dude, doesn't have a dad. Like, it just immediately derails into it where you're like, well, what the fuck, man? So I just mean like, you know, I don't get along with my dad either. I'm not taking a day off school for it.

Like, what the fuck? He's not in my life. Little kids. This dude. This dude having a stepdad. And because of that, we're like, oh, you have two dads. Fucking queer. and then we just

That's such a reach, bro. That's so stupid. That is so dumb. It makes no sense, but... I don't know if I can tell the story, but the deal is, it's pretty... It was a bad, like, high school thing, but I remember this girl, I won't say any names or anything,

but her dad was convicted because he was basically molesting the Down syndrome girl that lived with him. Was the moral of a story. And I remember I told my friend this, Because it was such a fucking crazy story. And I was like, oh, my God, dude. Her dad's jealous. And my friend was like, oh, yeah.

And I'm assuming they thought that I was just joking or like, you know, it was one of those things. You know, you're like, you fib with your friends. Yeah, like, she came. She came up. Yeah, where you're like, oh, yeah. And he's like, oh, yeah, sure. And she came up to our lunch table later. And he's like, hey, guys, guys, hey, be careful, though, because her dad, her dad rapes retard.

Like, in front of everybody. And we were, and I was like. Oh. Oh. Oh. And I, like, leaned over and I'm like, that wasn't a joke. That wasn't, that wasn't a joke. Oh, my God.

It's a real story. And that, and to me, I always look back and that reflects perfectly on, like, the mind state that I feel like 17-year-old people are in. It's, like, no filter. Like, yeah. It is, it is ruthless. But, like, with kids, with people that age, though, like, they do that with, like, they do that with, like, kind of an intent to be mean. but they're like yeah oh it's ruthless yeah yeah but there are like kids when they're like seven or like six they will say shit to you that's like not even you can't even be mad it's an assessment

it's an assessment it's literally just an assessment like i'm honesty it's just honesty but it's it's also creepy because you can tell they haven't really developed empathy yet really like entirely because they're just like i remember once that like i can't remember what it was like a family gathering of some kind and like some friend of my parents had brought their kids or whatever and one of them introduces themselves to me he's like hi and I'm like oh hi

hi hi and he just goes so your sister's dead right and I'm like oh yes and like I was like I don't know how to react to that because I was like I hate how they stand too whatever a child says like that bouncing stand they just like sitting there like looking at you like my

He was just like, why are you so much fatter than all the other people? I'm like, dude, I don't know. I mean, he's like, he's like, do you not? He's like, do you just eat a lot? Like, really like baseline shit and you're like, dude, like, get damn, dude, what do you want? And he's just like looking at it like a little fucking robot, just like. Yeah. Children at that age are very uncomfortable.

Ratheless. Yeah. That happened, my friend. We went to the swap meet. And he was like the biggest he's ever been, like just huge, like planet size huge. And this kid passing by and was like, oh he's pregnant and I was like fuck

I was like that's fucked up you guys would not understand how oh my god so I lost my mom when I was young right and then I remember there was one day that a bunch of kids in class teased me about my mom being dead all day

and I was just like it is insane and I didn't care that much it was because I was like I didn't really understand it what it meant I'm not having your mom. I never had one. I was like, what the hell? Then I told my grandmother. My grandmother was like, I'll kill them. Where are they? I'll go there and I'll hit those kids for you. And then like, but also at the same time kids have this weird thing where they like, they don't understand how much, like, how serious things are. Yeah. I remember when I was walking past a playground when I was like

13 to 14, I saw two kids like fighting each other. And one kid uppercut the kid and then grabbed both hands and tried to double uppercut him because he just wanted to do more damage so he put both hands out like this and yes like he put both hands to the floor that's impressive like to swing like that's a combo i want to see in real life actually he's he was a simply like uppercuts hurt i want to do double uppercut to hurt him more and i was like wow i like when kids say things that they've heard and they don't know what it means when i my my second grade teacher i was watching Tommy Boy, or it was either Black Sheep or Tommy Boy, one of those Chris Farley movies. And Gary Busey, the movie says, what if I start a small fire in your mom's panties?

And I remember I told that to my second grade teacher. And she was like, why don't you go home and tell your mom what you just said and see what she says? And my mom says like, that's hilarious. Because I think she was like, she thought I was joking. So I went back to the next day and she's like, well, what would she say? And I was like, she said it was really funny. And then I had the next PTA meeting. She was like, your son keeps telling me to light a small fire and on my panties.

and it's disrupting class and stuff. Oh, my God. It's like, Jesus, good Lord. I was that kid that was always terrified from PTA meetings, dog, because I was just the worst kid in class all the time. And I wasn't like I was rude. I was just always laughing at something ridiculous happening. I couldn't stop. But that's enough, Mr. Jameson.

I'd be like, he-he-he-he-he-he-h. Get out of here. And I'm like, okay. And I'd go there. I'd go to this suspension for a fucking day. Because I'd keep laughing. They'd be like, do you understand what you did?

I did, but it was so funny. You're not going to walk at graduation if you keep laughing during biology. 18 years old. That's what I was thinking. Giggling, bro. Giggling my ass off in fucking health. Is that a penis? So stupid.

Anyway, what do we got here? We got some. I don't even know what the hell just happened. We got some more questions, I guess. Lieutenant Lipton wrote in and we said, This one's for Papa Meat. Oh. How soon did your wife realize you are a crazy bastard?

And what was her reaction to your content starting to take off? You know what's funny? It's like, I remember one of the first times I was talking to you. I was like, you seem so calm compared to like the shit that you make. Oh, yeah. It's like a very, it's interesting to see like the difference, like the difference in demeanor. Well, it makes sense though. No, it does make sense.

They say killers are quiet. Like if he was like a real. like fucking like all right dude all right dude all right guy damn how's it

I mean I don't know I've been dating my wife for god close to like 10 years now so I think she knew I think that whenever I started making the content though that like really like blew up

I think it was just more so I mean I don't think she really likes it or anything I think she was just like, oh, cool. I don't really think it's anything insane. But it was definitely more of me being like,

it was odd, like having the concepts and being like, it's going to be, I think it's going to be good. Like, whenever I did the Ronald McDonald one, and I was like,

yeah, it's kind of like a POV thing of him like luring you to his, like, he's going to drug you at the end and it lowers you into a well and it's like going to be ambiguous if it's like sexual

or what's going on and we're going to use this Big Mac as like an analogy or like a metaphor for what he's saying basically about you. Yeah. She was just like,

she was like, so it's like a rape thing. And I was like, well, I mean, like, not, I mean, no,

not really, but I mean, I guess like you can get those vibes. And she's like, you, didn't she do like the other one, the rape? Like,

it was like, it was more so like her being like, is this? Like, is your whole catalog like rape stuff? And I was like, damn.

Uh, good point. I was like, I mean, I, maybe, I don't know, I guess, but.

I got to change my flow up a little bit. Yeah, I needed to figure out what's happening. I don't know. But, yeah, I would say, if anything, she's just, yeah, she never washes it. We're very much, like, I feel even, like, with myself, I find, I do, like, deep dives on certain channels, like, very obscure things. Like, I went on, like, a deep dive of watching, like, a guy review lumberjack axes. And he's just, like, chopping wood. He's like, oh, this is good, good one.

Like, it's, like, a weird type of dynamic. I feel like we bond more of that than anything. Yeah, yeah. That weird shit, those rabbit holes on YouTube are so satisfying to go down because it's like, you can just find some of the craziest shit. Yes, yes, yes, sir. Do you know, he kind of exploded, but I remember when he was like very, still very, very not in the public eye, and he might not even still be.

He's still kind of like weird, but do you know who Buff Corel is? It's the goat. Oh, yeah. Buff Correll is just this dude. who does, he uploads I think like three covers a day and he's dancing dude he dances and he's like buff

and he has like big eyebrows he's got a poster of himself on his wall and it's just fascinating that he just has stuck with this exact formula for years consistently despite it yeah it's you find just classic YouTube

yeah he's very very much like oh 2008 2009 like people just doing shit Yeah, just because they want to. I was looking at videos from like 2007 when it was nothing but basically sketch comedy is what I felt like the majority of what, you know, was like big on the platform. And even just like the quality of those videos was just such a great nostalgia trip of like, it's obviously just one kid was like holding the camera and they just like,

there's no crazy lighting. People that know what the fuck like lighting was. They didn't have like Casey Nystad or like Peter McKinnon being like, all right, three point light set up type. None of that happened. Yeah. It was just, there's something so,

uh, just so great about knowing that it's just like a group of friends making shit. That's just like, I feel like I miss nowadays. Oh, totally. Yeah. Because now everybody has like,

every big person at least has like, I feel like every, like a team of editors or like, you know, the same thumbnail. Everybody just has their mouth open with like a Minecraft clip or like a fucking war zone clip or something like that. It's,

uh, it's like very formulaic. I mean, because I mean, like, I feel like the science is there that it just worked. like it's clickable, but I kind of just miss like the days of, uh, right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals. Well qualified current FCA lessees get a low mileage lease on the 2026 RAM

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder, and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

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coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. There's just like a screen grab from the fucking video or something. Yeah. Yeah. Even just when. It's some genuine about it.

Yeah. Even just when people would, even when they did get better at like lighting and like production, even when they started, I think when they started handing off their stuff to other editors, I feel like that was also like a thing that, because I, I, I'm an editor primarily, like I would consider, like, that's where I think my skill set is. but I remember when I found out that like oh yeah most of these people that you watch now are like they don't they don't edit their own stiff they just sort of hand it off I'm like what am I doing this wrong like I didn't know it was just I think it's good I think that

editing and especially with comedic editing even like with any kind of subject there's such a finesse to timing and like there's so much personality that goes into people's editing absolutely which sometimes you'll see you'll see people's videos like I think people's the longevity and the consistency of like tone carries out on people who even if they have editors they do final touches on it and stuff like somebody still goes into premiere or wherever final cut and still has like their own passover on the edit process versus like you'll see as channels get bigger they'll pass it off to somebody else and like it just like dilutes it or it's just kind of off yeah nobody has that same you know has your brain the way you would look at it you can train somebody but i don't think you could ever get somebody to be just like the way you would do it exactly. It's, it's, it's, it's,

it's kind of the thing for me. It's like, it's really hard for me to just pass off stuff in the first place, but let alone, like, trying to get somebody

to really mimic that style. Because, because I, I think a lot of people, like, really undervalue, like, the,

the, the, uh, importance of, like, the style of an editor. Because, like, I remember when I was, when,

uh, game Grumps was a thing. When, when game Grumps was huge, when John, when John and Aaron were doing game grumps, they had Barry editing for them and it was like a very specific style of editing

to the point where like anything that that anything that Barry would edit would be funny in the same way despite it having completely different people attached to it despite it having completely different personalities despite it having completely different

senses of humor like acting as talent in the video the video would still have this cohesive sense of like comedic timing and and it's just fucking fascinating that that's even possible. possible because it's totally totally underutilized and it's been honestly it's it's because and sometimes you have to take it as a compliment to whenever you yeah work your ass off and people are they talk about the video but not the editing and it's just because it's so seamless that

like one good example for me is like uh when i got into like max mofo and stuff on his Pokemon channel or whatever it felt like i even though i didn't really know who he was as a person I was immediately hooked just by the way he paced certain clips or even just the way he paced certain clips or even just the way that you have you boost certain segments and stuff I think that it's just it's a hard thing to find your your hook as an editor

yeah yeah yeah totally but uh all right what do we got we got buttered butter rodin he says uh this one's for the mighty meat man himself what got what got you into animation and made you realize that it was the thing you wanted to do for a living I love watching all your videos

and the first episode of Monster Lab was amazing Oh, that's right, cool. Thank you. Cool. Yeah. I mean, just late night, there was nothing I love more than coming home from school and watching, like, Cartoon Network and stuff. It was a great escape. Yeah.

I feel like. Also, I remember very vividly in middle school when you would meet up with your friends early on, no matter, like, what your interests were. I feel like everybody always talked about the new episode of, like, South Park or Family Guy. And there was, like, this bonding experience with, like, just, like, cartoons. I don't know. I just, I was always fascinated. with that and i you know and i'd been drawing for a while i didn't animate till i was like 19 or 20 when i was in college but it was uh it was always something i wanted to do but um

it was just and also just to see your drawings come to life is cool but definitely i would say just everything as a child growing up into this point has been like you know finding out about adult swim you know uh all sorts of stuff it's just been uh i feel like the natural progression to that point and it was just something i was like i could totally do this forever it's cool it's fun it's just super satisfying there's nothing more satisfying for me than like

when you finish this cartoon you're just like it's just a fuck it's like breath of fresh air it's so good yeah I tried to animate a long time ago but I just I can't draw like it just wasn't it like I can't draw anything so it's just like you know Chris yeah I disagree

you can draw somewhat I actually cannot draw like I almost didn't graduate of high school because I wouldn't go to art class right like I really can't draw I can draw kind of, I guess, but like the thing that breaks my brain is like trying to make it move. Like that, that to me is like, or like position things differently. It's like I know how to draw this specific character and this specific pose and that's about it.

Like I have, I have, it was just gone. But I tried my hand that it a lot while ago. And it is fun to do, you know, even if you're bad at it. Drawing is awesome. Drawing is really fun. I just, I wish it looked like something. You wish to like, you know, like there's just, there's this some people, it's some people have a certain, I don't know what it's called.

There is a term for it, though, or the people that are able to draw well. Like, they have something that, like, someone like me doesn't have. Where, like, say, when it comes to music, I have this thing called perfect pitch where, like, oh, maybe not anymore because my ears are fucked up. But, like, I can, like, I don't need to learn music theory. Like, I just know it.

And so if I need to find harmonies or if I know where the next note is going, it's kind of how, like, Beethoven, I don't have perfect pitch in the sense of Beethoven, But like Beethoven, deaf as fuck And then one of his best symphony He's just knowing in his head How everything's gonna sound And so that's how I write most of my shit

Where I'm, I don't pick up my guitar until later It's just let me do it So then I just don't forget But I'm writing most of my shit in my head And I feel like a lot of artists They just like they know like what they want to draw Like they and then they start drawing it And then obviously you can get better with practice and stuff

But it's a thing that I can't do that I can't fucking I know exactly what I want to to draw and it's nowhere even near. I'm like, I don't, it just won't happen. And it's fucking dope like that. I think a lot of it too comes from regardless of this drawing or whatever. I think it's whenever you're younger and you start to get into things, whatever, when you try something for the first time and you know that you're bad at it, but you're still

intrigued or like you find satisfaction out of being like, oh, all right. Because everybody starts off as like, even if you're drawing, you start off being a shitty artist, but there's something about it that still makes you want to be like, all right. you want to keep tackling it. Same with being a musician, like picking up the guitar again and playing it, all that kind of stuff. And I think that's just,

you know, the thing that I gravitated towards for sure. That's all yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I wish. I'm partially colorblind. Like,

I'm the whole fucking spectrum. I can't, I just can't draw. Like, drawing is not my thing. The fates, the fucking, the sisters of fate were just like,

get that fucking sketchbook out of his hand. Time deal. I think it's, I think it's, I think it's, I think the difference, like say you, you would have to do the whole, they say the 10,000 hour practice to be able to draw. You would have to take that route to where you would have to do it so many fucking times to

where you finally get something down. Kind of like somebody who read sheet music versus somebody who just picks up and can play pretty well. I think it's kind of like there's certain, like I know some musicians that they were like a drummer. He was fantastic, but could not play like say death metal drums, like that style of drums for shit because they're like, I just, I don't. know, I only learned this specific way. And I think you could learn specifically how to do something.

I could not. I think you could. I think you could. If you put your fucking, if you actually, how many hours have you tried? If I would have to, I would have to devote my life to it. And that's, yeah. Yeah. Like, I think you have to.

Yeah. Yeah. Because imagine devouring your life. Like, look, I've, look, this is not a joke. I have trouble. I have trouble drawing stick figures. Not a joke. Not a game.

I have trouble drawing stick figures. I just, I can't accept. that. I can't accept that. Chris has seen me draw. I can't accept that. I can't accept that. Do you have, do you have a paper and pen? No, he's just going to do, he's just going to fuck it up on purpose. No, no, wait, I don't have paper pen right now. He draws a perfect face. Like, like, a Da Vinci face or something. Like Spongebob when he's fucking, yeah, exactly. Like the doodle, like, people were drawing doodle Bob when that episode came out and they were like, aren't you going to draw two kicks? And I was like, no. I'm like, why? It's so sad. It's so sad. that. I feel like you live in the society where someone's just like, what are you a fucking loser? You can't draw? We're all drawing.

We're all going after. We're all going to Tommy's after school and we're drawing. What are you going to be there? Sorry, guys, I can't. I can't draw. Yeah. I don't know. It sucks because I feel I feel like I can draw enough that I probably could have gotten good at it if I actually tried, but now it's way too late.

It's way too late at this point. I just think your bar's too high, dude. Because I think I've seen your, I think your bars too high because I've seen some of your drawings. I think they're pretty good. Yeah, but it's specific. So, I did an animation, like, a long time ago when I was a kid. Like, it was a Game Grumse animation. But

I didn't have access to, like, a tablet of any kind. So I did it in Flash with a mouse. That's going to look good. It looks great. It's still on my... It's still on my channel. If you look up

like my name and probably Game Grubbs animated, it's probably still there. Like, I don't think I took it down. But it's, it's, you know, it's a skill set that not everybody has, you know. I wish I could, I wish I could think of something and make it appear on paper. Because I can't draw it. I can't do that. It's really bad.

But if somebody said, like, hey, draw this or I'm going to fucking murder your entire family. I would start making calls to people. And I'd be like, look, I love you. I love you, but you're gone. You're done. You're done also. I like how it's like you don't even have to draw it good. He's just like, I just want you to draw it.

And you're just like, damn, hey, I'm gone. I'm not even going to put the pencil to the paper, dude. I can't. I'm done. If somebody had your family hostage and they were like, and they were like, listen, I'll let them go if you draw an Isosceles triangle. Would you? Isosceles is the bigger angle, right?

Man, that's kind of hard, man. Three lines? Your family's like, try, try. I'm looking at the white I'm sorry I can't do this I got to sign my lease in Florida I can sit here

draw an I sassily triangles dude bags are packed oh my god I'm sorry but I still can't accept that you can't draw a stick figure that's just too much I'm really bad at drawing

that's too much for my brain to handle it's like oh my god I'm really bad I'll do a stream with MS paint and you can come by and you can watch me just fuck up no MS paint is different that's a mouse like drawing with a mouse

I can't draw the fucking mouse. Mouse probably gives me more control than my hands do because my hands start vibrating. Shut up. All right. It's the elephant. It's like, you know why? There's no control of his fucking body. You know why?

Because what you call it? When I was little, this is her best story ever is the throwbacks when I was a kid in school. When I was little, they were like, I don't want any lollipop trees drawn in this class, right? What? What? What the hell? Did you go to Candy Land? Is that where he grew up?

What kind of? No, a lollipop tree is pretty much a little tree where, like, it has a basin instead of drawing leaves, you draw like a round thing, which would be all the leaves on the top of the tree. Right. So then I was like, I don't know how to draw a tree. So I drew the tree and I went up to a show to everybody. And my freaking first grade teacher went snatched it from me. He's like, this is a lollipop tree. It's exactly what I asked people not to do.

And I was like, oh. And she made me feel so stupid. In fact of the whole class, I never, never. grew again. She ruined you. She fucking hurt me, dude. There was an abusive first grade teacher that had an obsession with leaves and that has ruined her ability.

Probably her fucking husband was killed by leaves or some shit, and then now she's like, fuck this. Look, I can't say I had a seventh grade teacher, seventh grade art teacher, and she was, I wanted to attack her because of how

she was so condescending and one thing that I was trying to explain to her. She was like, okay, there was a house, like a wooden house above her, like a, like a, like a, some type of figure or something. And she's like, draw this house. And I drew it to the best of my abilities. I thought I did it pretty well. And then she was like, no, it's a little off. It's off here. And I'm like, ma'am, I don't think you understand that it looks totally different from where you're fucking sitting. Like, like, this is not like the way she was trying to correct it. I think she was trying to correct it in the way she saw it from the angle that she saw it at. And I'm like,

Ma'am, I'm not, I'm not retarded. Like, I, and I try to convince her. And then she was like, nope, you're stupid. She basically tried to make me feel stupid. And I'm like, no. Ma'am, I am not retarded. Like, I was trying to. You are aware that I am not.

You couldn't convince her. You're aware, ma'am. You're aware. I'm a normal student. I thought you were going to say, like, she was condescending in the sense if she were like, like, yeah, it's a bug. She's like, oh, is it a bug? Like, I would love to be a teacher like that.

No. Oh, wow, that looks good. and look over to the person sitting next to you. She was in the way of she was like, like, oh, so I guess you're the one with the art degree. Kind of like, she was very like trying to just belittle you. That's what I should say. You guys had the most petty fucking like,

you had like the most petty like first grade teachers. I never heard my fucking life. She was so fucking up, man. She snapped at me, dude. I remember that day like it was yesterday, dude. She got it. She started yelling. And I was like, why are you yelling?

And I know she was a teacher in the Bronx, New York, probably way too many terrible kids in her class. But I wasn't one of those kids. I was just trying to learn. Yeah, that's unnecessary. That's pretty... Yeah, I mean, both of these are unnecessary type deal. You're fucking your children.

I mean, like, it's like I signed up for art two because I wanted to be with my friend Greg. He's in the fucking back. He's like, hey. But you're giving me a trouble. I'm like, I'm just trying to survive out here. God damn. Talking about your art degree and shit to like a seven-year-old.

Like, what kind of shit is that? That is really what? That sucks. So you could have been, you could have been like the next Chuck Jones. I might have had to tell him. You could have been, like, there's a possibility that this one, this one bitch just completely altered history. The gods up in the clouds like, and so another artist falls. You know what's crazy?

Art makes me happy. Drawing makes me very happy. I just wish I knew what the fuck I was creating. If it makes you happy, just start. Just begin. Because it's funny. It's funny. It's like, I'm just going to draw a picture or something.

And then I'm like, oh, man, here goes. those was fucking lollipop trees again. And I can't fucking draw. Do you, do you, do you have? Someone's like, draw me a tree case. And I'm like, I can't do it. I can't. He has a mole skin sketchbook on his, on his desk.

And he just looks at it every morning. And he just like, gets up, just like looks at it. He's just like, it's completely empty. But every time he opens it, there's lollipop trees on every single page. If he can't fucking draw a stick figure, that's probably what's happening. The fucking trauma. I get nervous, dude. And he's like, it is.

dude. He remembers the fucking lollipop trees. You're shaking. Loly pops. I'm looking a piece of paper right now. I'm going to draw something for you guys. You guys will be like, yo, you're fucking horrible, man. I'm going to throw lollipops at you and see what happens. I think even if somebody drew something.

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No, I mean, just in general, like, if someone went up to me and they're like, we're at a guitar center like, hey, like I've never played guitar before, and they play something, like, does it benefit me to be like, dude, dude, I've never fucking played guitar before. That's a good point. If somebody, yeah, yeah. It's a good point, but it's a good point in the correct setting like that.

If one of your friends kind of comes up to you and he's like randomly like, oh, look at this shit, all right, you're going to be like, what? Oh, it's going to be great. That's the best thing ever. I had a friend. He's like, I've never drawn. He's like, he just, he's like, it's been cool living with, I was a buddy of mine. He, like, was a home security installation guy. He's like, I don't know, I just picked up some graphite on the way home.

I was like, you picked up graphite on the way home? He's like, yeah, check this out. And it was like the self-portrait, and it was so bad that I was like, we have to get this framed and put into our, like, he's like, he's like, he's like, it's just so good. He's like, he's like, face is all fucked. That's why bad art is so good. Whatever you, like, if somebody, like draw something photo real estate, it's like, hi, I have a camera. You know, like, it's impressive, but it's like, it's, yeah, it's just so good.

I totally get it. I remember, like, 100%. I remember in high school. like me and my friends at lunch we would like uh like i would always bring my sketchbook or i would always bring like a like a big notebook that was way bigger than i it was way bigger than the class needed to be so i would like go to the middle of the notebook and we'd be like all right what are we going to do so we would like draw and i would like draw like the body and then like i would pass it over and my friends would draw like the face and then like we would like add onto it until it was

just this cronenbergian cacophony of just nonsense and that shit was so fun i wish i still had those drawings because I bet that there were some pretty good Oh yeah I was such a fucking nerd too where you're sitting there And you're like name it a beast or something You're all trying really hard on it It's like yeah I mean he did the scales The scales are cool I did the pause the paws

The paws are going alright but yeah it's like you name a beast and shit And you're just like it's like an inner like circle type deal yeah you wouldn't you wouldn't dare stand up to the Arama con I actually I actually have I actually have the vast majority of my drawings from from middle school Oh, damn. Lucky. And I was actually talking about this very recent because I'm always thinking,

I should throw these away because there's so... Here's the thing. They're so fucked up out of context. So if you don't know, like, say what these things are, like, for example, there's, like, we turned a lot of people into our school as characters. We made them, like, part of stories or comics. We would draw shit. and like our wood shop teacher

Mr. Arnold, old-ass fossil looking dude and we made him into some like pervert dude like lusting after kids we made him into a predator and that was his character and like so there's like a drawing of this guy with a video camera like filming fucking like you know kids in the boys locker room and shit

like that middle school? Yes this is fucking we're 13 12 or 13 years old some right imagination it's hilarious dude it's if you look at it if you knew the context, we're making fun of the teacher, right? Like, he's, it's like, to me

it's funny, like, of course, as an adult, it's like calling somebody a pedophile is not funny, right? But as a kid, calling some guy that clearly he's not, but then making him a character like that, and then it was, like, hilarious, but if you look at it out of context, you're like, what the fuck? Yeah, yeah. What's happening here? Like, you know, I understand.

I was never that witty. I would know, I just was such a tryhard, like, trying to draw, like, trying to draw like a like a comic book quality level of like a barbarian like deep lore shit and you're like 16 like 15 or 16 and you're trying to like act like you can like construct like this universe and shit you're like you're like showing to people you're like showing to people at school you're like what do you think you like show it to him it's like just like just the most obscene fucking thing all these names that have no cultural relevance it's like ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha he's cool character he's a barbarian Prince. His dad was killed by Orks. And he had this picture. And he had this whole world. Do you like this picture? Do you like this? This is a picture about

This is Raglar. He's 35 years old. He's he's a half-blood Prince, not Harry Potter. Nothing to do with that world, all right? He gets tons of pussy and he smokes weed. That's his main arc. He's awesome. His best friend's a dog. He's

partially divorced. A really cute corgi. You know what I want to find? You keep it very straight. It's like, it's like, yeah, it's supposed to be badass. It's awesome. It's really cool. It's supposed to be badass. It's supposed to be badass. Don't laugh or also I'm going to get really offended. I just thought of something that. Yeah, I just fucking kick down the door. I'm going to look for some shit in that because it's a backpack full of shit. I'm going to look for something that I can find that's like not too crazy. But I'm hoping I can find the ones. The one I'm thinking about is what we would take like NBA teams or NFL teams and we would turn them into something fucked up and

then we would make their insignia or whatever. So like whatever it was, it was like the, like instead of the New York Giants, so it was like New York Giant Dix and then it would be like a giant dick on their helmet or something or the Atlanta Cox or something like that and we would draw all their insigns and it became like a huge thing. Like I hope I can find that because that's like actually kind of makes sense for a kid, you know, but some of the other shit that I have like this parody of iHop i was thinking i'm like i don't know if i can show people this because it's like it's too fucking weird

it's just it's this natural house of pussy it's just like it's natural house of pussy it's not pussy it's not it's semen my mom had a my mom had a a line spiral notebook of i remember i used to draw myself

as uh like as if i was in the dragon ball z universe when i was like seven oh we all did this I think anybody who's drawn has done this. Yeah, I was a little fucking tater tot chubby kid. I'm like, have like giant pecks and like six-pack abs and shit. Hell yeah. And I would just like write my name in the top corner and be like, nice.

Like that's me. Sick. Sick. I can't wait to meet Goku later. That's going to be dope. I bet. Turn the page. That's going to be dope.

I think anybody who's drawn or taken any interest in that has probably done that, especially like like young guys who are our age at that. that time, like definitely. Oh, yeah. Like, I definitely have Dragon Balls. But even I was like, I'm not buff. I'm not making myself buff. Like, even I had that level of just like... I feel like when I was drawing, I was like, I'm going to get there.

But if I ever showed it to anybody, I'd be like, oh, it's like random characters. Like, every page says Hunter on top of it. That's odd. Well, hmm, that is my name. I don't know. That's kind of odd. I don't know what these characters are. I was just signing it because I drew it, you know?

Yeah, it's like, I'm an artist, dude. Like, it's like an aligned fucking notebook. do my water print man. No, yeah. It's like branding, dude. Come on. I bet my parents probably still have a lot of those drawings because they're the kind of people who like... I bet if I went home and I was like,

hey, do you have any of my drawings? They would pull out. They would wheel... It would be like the matrix where all those like weapons came out of nowhere and like all these filing cabinets would be like, all right, this is first grade and this is like second grade. And it's like... Chris really had a lot of time on his hands.

I just like... All these files. I definitely... I definitely... I definitely drew a lot, like way more than I, where more than I took notes. Your parents kept that for you. There was one time my grandmother almost threw away my degree. She almost threw away the one that I earned.

I was like, Grandma, I earned that. She was like, oh, really. The one piece of paper that's important. Maybe you should have put it away somewhere. I was like, it was in a filing cabinet in a basement. It's framed and on the wall. What possessed you to be like, you know what? I'm cleaning out the basement right now.

And I was like, Grandma, you almost do this way. She was like, oh, I'm so sorry. And I was like, so sorry. Yeah, that's what a filing cabinet is for. When you put something away, that's usually where it goes. That's what away is. Yeah. It was like, you should have put it somewhere safe.

And I was like, it was in a basement in a cabinet. Where is safer than that? I like I would say, put it somewhere safe. Don't put it too close by the windows. Hide it away. Put it somewhere safe. We got two more over here. Oh, okay.

We can wrap things up. Maximo redacted, Roney, says, Hello, Gang, Plus One. This question can be all of you, except maybe Sweeney. Why? How long, oh, okay, that makes it. Yeah.

How long does it take to make what you make, and why is it that people always feel the need to one up their past work, almost like it's a requirement? Me and Derek have talked at length about this. I think it's a little bit more interesting to hear, like, from an animation perspective, like how long it takes?

Because you're really, like, remarkably productive for, like, because I know animation on YouTube is, like, super hard. And it's been, like, you know, not necessarily been the most rewarding platform for it for a long time. So the fact that you're able to, like, consistently put shit out, that's entertaining and well done. It blows my mind, dude. Like, every two weeks, you have something new out, and it's like, what the? Right now with Ram Trucks Declaration of Deals,

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.

Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. How are you doing this? Oh, and before, like, you answer this, we watched, like, before we started recording, before I got in here to record, We watched the Cat in the Hat one, and I'm still, like, super impressed by all of the different faces that you managed to squeeze into that video.

Oh, God, that was such a fucking, that was such a disgusting. I hate that, that, that process. I'm, like, I'm most proud. That's one of the first ones I'm actually pretty proud of. I was so surprised I got that done on time. I was like, that was so fucked. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I don't know.

I think that, well, one, the, it takes, like I said, they are said, I try to do two weeks, every two weeks, just because I think that's what the algorithm likes, and I think that's just the game you have to play at this point. You know, a lot of my stuff, too, is very economical. We'd go with, like, puppet rigs and stuff. You know, a lot of those old animators that were, like, the big stuff in, like, 2014 or 2015 or even 2012 or through that era was traditional.

Like, they took a long time, and it was something as well where you would be rewarded as well for, you know, those kinds of projects. So it made a lot more sense to be able to craft this beautiful thing. Um, but yeah, I mean, I don't know that as the channel's grown, um, more money's come in. So I mean, one of the biggest things I've learned is, um, you know, there's a difference between, I guess, like what you're saying of like giving somebody else an edit, like, an edit, to edit one of your videos. Um, learning how to be able, like step back and not have that kind of like chip on your shoulder of being like, oh, I'm going to do all of this. And then it's just like, it's me. Like that way, whenever I upload these things, people can be like, well, he's crazy. You know, that's, you know, that's. It's like an initial thought of being like, well, I don't have any animators or something. It's just all me. But being able to like work with people that are way more talented than I am. And like being able to like become more of like a directorial role as well as well as well as well as well as doing like the fun designs and like the lip sync animation and all that stuff has become more mainstream. And we just have like with the team we have and I just have a good system down as well.

But definitely two weeks. And I think you always try to one up yourself as well because it's like what's the point if not. Yeah, I don't think there's ever, there's never a reason to ever make base level stuff, regardless of whatever kind of endeavor you're doing. I feel like you're always trying to strive for something greater. I assume like with Twitch streamers, it must be like, how can we, you know, how do I evolve? How do I get more viewers? YouTube, it's always how do I, how can I reel in more people or how can I, how do I outdo what I've done before so it doesn't get stale is always important. Because whenever you're working on these many, this many projects and you're spending this much time, I feel like you want to make sure that it's,

worth it and then also creatively you feel fulfilled so when it's done and people react to it and stuff it's a very satisfying feeling even if you have to go out of your comfort zone it's important for no yeah just just feeling like it's like I know this works so I'm going to keep doing it I think it's good to be like I know this works but how can I skew it in a way to maybe be able to introduce new things along the line which was the whole reason too of having Monster Lab which is in a parody it's like an original series and releasing those bi-monthly now is hopefully just new content for the channel that still feels similar, but it's something that's just not a parody. And it's like something that hopefully people over time can appreciate

and look forward to and stuff. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, no, I think, I don't know, like I have a weird relationship with the, with the one-up your past, one-up everything that you've done before because at a certain point, it gets really like toxic to your own productivity because I know that I've, especially this past year where there have been years prior where I was, whenever I would make a video, I would like, all right, where am I going to go? Okay, like, I'm going to go to the middle

of Los Angeles and like, I'll dress in a suit and I'll like walk in the middle of a fountain and like public and shit. And it was like fun to do that shit, even though I was like super uncomfortable or like go out and just be loud and obnoxious in public and like at people's reactions. But like this year with like everybody just inside

and just the, ability to travel and do that kind of shit really kind of subdued it's like fuck now I'm in a position where like I've kind of set up I've set up like a quality staircase where like I'm just kind of stuck at this level now where I can't really go outside and do the crazy shit that I could have done a year ago and then it starts to feel like oh should I even bother making anything the answer is obviously yes you should still I totally understand you mean though like the toxic relationship that comes with trying to one up yourself because at a point I don't think truly one-upping yourself.

I mean, you're making something. It's the drive to do it. You're progressing forward. And there is the drive to want to do that. But it can't, I mean, like, I get so horribly depressed. Like, just being like, is this good or something? But I think it's, like, something you have to realize over time, too, is that, like, even if, like, the step forward that you're taking isn't, like, monumental and you're not

seeing these crazy numbers, it's still, like, valuable to know that, like, these, like, things that you're accomplishing are a part. part of like a greater end goal, which is something I try to do. But it's hard because it's something that's easier said than done. Because then you like upload something and then there's the fucking YouTube analytics thing that like judges you. Like rank your videos one out of ten. Yeah. So you're like, I think this is good.

And it's like number eight. And it's just like, yeah, people aren't fucking with this. Good job. You really, yeah, you really bit the bullet on that one, idiot. And you're like, all right, well, cool, dude. So yeah, it's just about, you know, you're human. Yeah, yeah. It's okay to fuck up.

And, uh, what do we, what, let's see, what do we got? We have, we have three questions to choose from here.

Uh, Hey boss, can you follow me on Twitter road? And he says, hi guys. He says, I have, I have questions

slash questions. For just you, Mr. Meat. What is your, what, what kind of meat is in your canyon? And how much meat is in said canyon.

And why, also why the name, I think is what he's trying to say. Is that something that you even, is that, Is that like a secret? You want to keep that close to the chest? Or is that?

Because I've always, I've had my theories. Yeah, no. It's, I mean, I've said it before. It's, uh, it was a name generator. Oh, really? Like, 2017. I think it was one of those things where it was like, say some things about yourself. I think I put like overweight, meat lover, all this stuff.

And I just said meat canyon. And then I, actually, I just got an artist to, uh, I, I tried to get a tattoo of what a meat canyon would look like. Oh, shit. Oh, my God. chicken, steak, and eggs and bacon and stuff, and it's like in a ravine and there's a sky, so. I don't know. I just, uh, if that, if that gives you any visual, I don't know. How many, do you have a lot of tattoos or do?

Yeah, I mean, I got quite a bit. Quite a bit. I wanted to get a, geez. I wanted to get a sleeve, but like. I want to get a tattoo as well. Just one? What is it going to be? Yeah, I have a Spider-Man tattoo, bro.

Spider-Man. It's going to be your cock? Nah, I can't fit that on my body. But, uh, I'll get a tattoo Spider-Man You should get a tattoo It was such a lame response

I was so mad at myself The teacher was right I am useless I'll edit it out It's okay No that would have been No don't let them make fun of me If I was quip

I wouldn't have been impressed If it was quipy That was way better You should You should get a tattoo You should get a tattoo Of Spider Man's standing Like it's

Spider Man's body But like slightly like scale down across your entire back. Could you imagine Spider-Man? Spider-Man is standing straight up. Yeah. He's not doing any fancy poses or anything. It's just like a stalk like photo of Spider-Man.

Well, he- And it's just a spider-man at the bottom and like regular one. It says Spider-Man. It says Spider-Man. It says Spider-Man. It's a little bit of skin on my body. You're like, yeah. That's my superhero right there. That's my guy. That's my favorite.

Yeah, he's my favorite. I think you have to get shot Uncle Ben. on your back. I was thinking about bastion head Joel too. That's pretty good. A tattoo of Joel's head bashed in. All right. The blood is dripping down your arm.

That's so terrible. Ninja. What is this? Ninja Fox Road and he says, What up? What up boys in Meat Canyon? This might not be an interesting question for all, but I was wondering if Hunter ever plans

on making you sort of behind the scenes on your animations. I've been getting into digital art and your style has kind of inspired me to do some short animation of my own. Wow, look ahead. I'd love to see a process. even if it's just for a one-off video

love everything you guys do. Keep up the depravity. So that's Ninja Fox. Yeah. I've tried to do it in the past. It's just, it seems like it's kind of one of those things where you feel like, and like you say it out loud,

you're like, oh, it wouldn't be, it's easy. We would just film some stuff. But it's like, then secretly it's just like, oh my God, this is so much fucking work. Yeah. Like you're in a mindset, I'm like pissed off trying to do something, having to read you something.

And then, you know, I'm being like, I look at my camera on my desk, I'm like, I'm not going to film this next video. I'll do on the next one, and it's just been like that forever. But I think I'm moving to Austin with the Flash Kids guys, and we did the Cream Crew podcast. And I think we're going to try to. Right now with Ram Trucks Declaration of Deals,

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not all customers will qualify residency restrictions apply take delivery by 331 I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod say hi Dan hey how's it going today it's going good man tell us who you are and what you do I'm Dan Morgan I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan which is America's largest injury law firm that's pretty awesome um I think I saw billboarded years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with

Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open or a call center. is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram,

thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Like feed off each other's energy, and it'll be easier because it's so boring. Like, there's really the only thing fun about animations is when you're like, this is what the guy's going to look like, isn't that crazy?

And then it's just me for like 100 hours just like sitting at the fucking Sintique, just being like, like, there's nothing really interesting about it. it so yeah flash kids always did a really good behind the scene stuff and i'd really like to try to like maybe follow in that kind of vein they did some really fun stuff back in the day so i would like to see see if i can't do it for sure because i'd like to upload more live action content to break up like the monotony of like content creation that i have going on right now it'd be it's it's always

nice to like finish this and then like not focus on like an animation but like play around with some live action footage and stuff it's always a good time yeah i think people People have asked that question a lot to a lot of content creators, and it's like, I don't think people understand how kind of boring it really is in a lot of ways. Like, I think it's interesting whenever you look at behind the scenes from like a studio or like... When it's so grand. Like, it's like this huge production type deal.

Yeah, because you have a lot of different people to talk to. And you have like, oh, different perspectives on the same things. And like, maybe you have people who are talking to each other who are like, oh, maybe I think this should be it. It's like, oh, no, I think this is how it should go. And then, like, maybe there's a conversation about like, like, you know, what to do. But like, when you're just kind of like your own person and you're just sort of doing

things on yourself, even with like a really small team, like, those conversations aren't really that interesting. They're not really that long, you know. Also, nobody, nobody's life is just like a jackass thing where you're just like, you know, you think, you think of these weird funny bits and stuff and the video's funny. But, you know, I like to take catnaps. I like, I like to drink tea. Yeah.

You know, I'll take a nice long bath. Like that would be like I it's really nothing too exciting behind it and I come in and look at my screen for a while. Like it I feel like there's just sometimes I feel like what has warranted for me not doing is there's just not enough footage. And like I tried doing one where I was like going on. I tried doing one where I was like, oh, like I'm going to go on a hike and here in Portland there's just like ton. It's just really pretty. And I'm like that would be kind of cool backdrop, I guess. But then it's like an uncomfortable public vlogging.

And I just like. No, exactly. Yeah. I can't fucking do that. And then I'm like. gasping for air. I have this face mask on. I'm like,

I'm walking and I'm like, yeah, so I'm thinking about doing this Mr. Bees video. Like, it's, I'm like, this is just embarrassing.

Like, I'm going to like have a heart attack on camera. And then like, people are going to hear me fucking wheezing talking about a Mr. Beast parody or something like that.

So it's, yeah, it's just a different stuff. Like, I don't know. Because I've, I remember once I was like, I think I might do it

behind the scenes for a video. But then it's like, my focus. just this split between like recording recording like what I need to record and recording stuff for like behind the scenes like also it's just like I remember I edited one all the way through and I was like this sucks this is like so not boring it's so much to pack into one thing too yeah I feel like the little miscellaneous things actually add up like I was thinking that if I ever did it again it would be like script writing breakdown of like I'm going to think of an idea

and I'm going to like I guess show you how I put it down actually on paper like this idea Or then like a character design thing. I think maybe breaking it down into sections might be better than trying to actually like encapsle like a hole behind the scenes for like trying to get it all into one video because I just don't think that. Yeah, it just, it's just boring. Or even just the middle ground too that I found kind of recently was just like

maybe I'll just stream while I'm working. I've been loving my Twitch streams. I'd hardly ever promote it and it's just like such a chill. Yeah. Mr. Sweeney's rated me a couple of times. Thank you for that again. I try. Thank you.

I love streaming, dude. It's such a, it's such a decompressing thing for me. It is cool. It's very cool, especially when your chat is super chill. On YouTube, I've tried to stream on YouTube a couple times, and it's just the fucking worst. I just, it's just too much. Like, when I see those people who are, like, streaming, like, 20,000 people, that shit gives me an anxiety attack. Yeah.

I'm, like, I'm super down with these, like, these small lobbies, and it's just people, like, chilling. and even like watching other people, oddly enough, conversate in my own chat with each other. It's oddly relaxing. It's something weird about, like, weirdly cool about it. You're like, whoa, they're like bonding in here. Like, that's awesome. Yeah, it's cool.

You start up your stream again, and people are saying hi to each other and stuff. Hey, how's it going? Yeah. It's just endearing. It's a cool thing. Super new to me, too, but it's been really fun. Sometimes I'll feel like an idiot, though,

because then I'll go to the chat and I'll read out, like, a chat thing that's just a response to somebody else, and they'll be like, oh shit that wasn't for me whoops oh yeah they're a little conversation yeah because I'm trying to like multitask and like you know

I'm trying to jump back in the game real quick like oh man yeah like I was saying this boss is really difficult and you got to use a lot of techniques to stop them it is cool as I'm talking to you guys I've seen some insane plays for Mr. Chris on his Twitch stream on the old Halo just popping off shots

and he's like how am I doing this just hopping around oh man I love this game never seen a man happier to play Halo than watching Chris on his stream it's all I have it's all it's all it oh god I have. Oh, man. It's all I have. There you go. But, uh, yeah, man, I think that we're at about two

hours. So that's, we flew by man. Yeah, man. I think you guys for having me. I appreciate it. No, of course, man. It's, uh, it's always, it's always a pleasure. I've been wanting to have more people on in general, but like, I always have, I always get like, really daunted by the idea of just like, oh my God, all right. This is going to be a good thing for the show. It's going to be fun. But it's also, like, slightly different than what we've been doing for the last several weeks. So it's, like, always slightly out of my comfort zone. Also, like, also just, like, trying to, like... I hate reaching out to people.

That's the thing, too. It's like, I always... I always feel like an asshole. I was feeling like, you want to come on my... You want to, like, talk or hang out or something like that? And it's, like, really not a big deal. It's like, yeah, I mean, sure, it's, it's chill, but it feels like... Just like, did I come off as, like, needy, or did I...

Like, some weird thing. It's like some weird fucking thing. Yeah, I hope he likes me. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, I get off the call, and I'm like, I call my mom. It was great. Type deal. He likes me.

He likes me. Type deal, yeah. Yeah, it's like very, very subtle imposter syndrome where it's like, oh, man. It's weird. It's very weird. But, and, yeah, that's going to be our show. So if you liked what you heard today, consider supporting us over at patreon.com slash the snartanktank.

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