The Snark Tank - #57: STONKS! (Dark Tank)

Episode Date: February 5, 2021

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It's a little dead mean. You can fuck with me. All right. All right. Okay, guys. Welcome to episode four of the dark tank podcast. Welcome.

We are your host, the masked up nefarious dark-skinned men That's right That's right I hope you guys can hear us Yeah I can hear us very well

This is not gonna last long I'm sure In a minute or two We're gonna take off the masses shit Fucking sucks Yeah But it's me Tom Sweeney And my co-host

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A nigga, we hungry You know? So hungry So hungry man Okay Punch you don't got no food In the fucking In the netherworm

Or whatever Yeah dude Is you think there's pussy In the number around You think you'd be getting pussy? Or he'd be, like, fucking, like, being a good. He better be getting pussy. Like, I think he, like, controls a lot of them.

So if he's not, if he's not, if Quincy is not getting any netherland pussy, like, what do you even? What's the point? Yeah, like, what's the point of control without pussy, you know? Like, it's going to sound super, like, misogynistic. And I don't care, honestly, like, imagine being a king and not getting pussy. Like, why do kings got to get married anyway? Like, what the fuck? You're a king, you make all the fucking rules.

Yeah. Like, I'm not getting married. Why would you want to ruin being a king by having a woman there? Yeah, like, I would want, like, endless amounts of pussy at all times. Like, I'm just, like, what the fuck? Like, you fucking, and I don't want gestures. I want, like, pussy. Yeah, like, I want somebody to come out in the fucking middle of the fucking grand hall.

And it's, like, squirting to a fucking cup, fill it up and it hand me that shit. And I'll fucking sip that shit as the fucking. as the day goes by. Like, I want, like, the fucking full, I want everything done for me, you know? Like, I don't want to, I don't want to ever have to touch my dick again. I don't want to even have to look at it.

I want to wake up to somebody fucking throat in me. Like, I want every single thing. I couldn't agree more, man. This ain't me. This ain't me. This ain't really me. Yeah, bullshit, bro. I see, I see through you.

Bro. I see through you. Look, all I'm saying is this. Like, if I was a king, without any knowledge of not being a king, I wouldn't want a queen. I'm just saying that. Yeah, I mean, for sure, if I was in that position and I'm not the same person, I am today. Exactly. Not the current meat.

Because I know my girlfriend's watching it. She's going to be like, well, fuck you. And I'm going to be like, hey, look, honey, it's not even like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That would totally be like. But like, I'm just saying, dude. If you didn't know your significant other. Exactly.

Like if I was a king, if I was a king somewhere, If I was the fucking Ethiopian prince The Nigerian prince that everybody gets the fucking Emails from If I was him I wouldn't be looking for a wife bro Fuck that Yeah that's not me

Endless amount of pussy You ever been to Red Lobster They do endless shrimp dude Endless pussy bro That's what I'm talking about dude That's 59 That sounds like a fucking excopade Endless pussy

I mean I can probably fuck like maybe two of them Before I'm done but like Damn like Like endless? The idea of knowing it's endless. Like, I'm not going to get to all of them. I'm being very generous with like three. Three is like, dang, man.

That was great. I'm tuckered out. Isn't that kind of, that is true, though, because, like, that I treat video games that way, dude, where it's like, I want all of them. And then I play the same fucking three or four. Exactly. I'm playing Resident Evil 2 still, bro.

I beat that game like eight times And I'm still playing that shit Exactly Yo I just fucking downloaded Uh Metal Gear Solid on G OG Because uh I was looking to see like

Oh how do I play Metal Gear Solid on a PC And um There's the fucking application Um Uh G OG and they they They have all of them on there And I was like dude I would stream some of that shit bro

I've been fun Dude I tried to stream CoulTor recently Dude, I forgot how old that game is. Yeah, I caught a few minutes of your stream. I was like, what the fuck is this? It doesn't, the aspects didn't even load correctly. My PC's like, yo, what are you doing right now, dude? Like, I loaded it and like, sometimes it freezes.

Sometimes, like, this, nothing works. I'm like, I got to play this on console. My computer is going to die. It's, it's, I can. Can't this one of honestly that's one of those games that I can't go back to. It's so hard. I can play it. It's very hard not I can I can still play like it's not a hard like it's it's first of all it's built like D&D so I like I'm already. I'm already in yeah I understand so it's a lot of shit I like in it. And I'm like I love Star Wars also but like that game is not a game that was built. That game was probably old when it was built you know like that was probably an old world game when it was being created. So like I. I. I'm gonna finish it But like it's gonna be it's gonna be a tough one Then they have the restorative mod for two

And I'm gonna do that for two immediately Yeah there you go god God dick that shit's fucking bad There you go Alright I'm taking this but goddamn man Yeah okay okay okay All right sick Holy shit man my face was getting moist under there dog

Moister than a oyster Yeah this thing was smashing against my fucking nose I was already getting a mark Damn dude I had another mask but it's really it's fucking like there's like the mesh on the eyes it's like itches it's fucking like

I feel like I'm allergic to it but I picked up this immortal mask because I always thought they were cool That's one of those They look like Chinese spirit mask right? Yeah That's fucking shit because it's I'm like look at the features man

This is like some niggish shit though This is like I feel like this is like This is like this is like This is me Like this is even though it's like some Eastern fucking I'm like dude nah nah That's my face

That's my face This is clearly, clearly this is me. That's me. That's me right there. I have a lot of masks. I have a Vega one. I have so many. You got a Vega mask?

That's so fucking cool, man. Yeah. That's so cool. I never had masks. My grandmother was like, you live in New York City. You'll die. If you want a rowing masks on,

you'll get killed. I'm like, yeah, I guess. I guess I won't wear masks. That's a good point, man. I have one mask that I never. actually got to use because I couldn't really think of anything good enough was um um this trump mask and uh I never and now it's it's useless because he's done he's don't go to go to a QAnon rally man go on those rallies and just like fucking like put gloves on and wear the mask we're like

long we're like um we're like business attire and it's walk around as trump and see like see how much love you'll get and then like at the end of the fucking end of the fucking thing you just reveal your real face and then like something Someone's head will be like, oh, and their fucking head will collapse on themselves. They'll get like slow-pad. Yo, dude, I think, yeah, that might be a good idea because, I mean, I know I probably can get a few cult members. I mean, it was so easy for Trump. I mean, I'll just actually speak with some, like, with smart.

I'll be smart. I'll actually fucking, like, could, I could easily manipulate people because somehow there was people that were manipulated by that guy. And it's not like he said He says things Like convincingly but if you're listening to what he says It's just stupid It's just it's just I'm like yeah It's like you don't know what you're talking about bro

Like I don't like him because I can decipher he's stupid I can see like oh that guy's this guy is a dummy He's a dumb dumb he has no cool what he's talking about It's pretty fucked up that That it's There's way too many people that think he's smart And it's like there's people I think that that shit with the

with the capital Q&A on what Q&O whatever they were like oh this is like some fucking 12D chest shit just just you wait you wait there's a purpose for all this shit the military is about to sweep in and clean up fucking everything I was just like I can't believe

this is serious sentiments people think I'm just like I you know man sometimes you just got to you got to just take a step back and realize we have to there's a glitch in the matrix There is something happening.

There's something wrong. Something's wrong, dude. We had a perfect fucking simulation and some asshole alien, whoever's controlling it, spilled soda on one of the servers. And then the shit's all fucked up, right? And it's been years for us,

but for them, it's seconds, right? And so they're cleaning it up like, fuck, we gotta repair this thing, you fucking idiot. And for us, it's just taken forever to get fixed. Because how is this happening, bro? You tell me. I feel like things have never been good.

But like at a certain period of time, things got like... But they were believable is what I'm saying. Okay, this is kind of crazy. Things were never good, but they were believable. Like, oh, I can believe this bullshit's happening. But the fact that, like, the last few years and shit that's been happening, it's like something's not adding up even a little bit. You know, they stormed Capitol Hill.

Like, they, like, I still can't believe that actually happened in, like, modern times. Yeah. That's some shit that was happening during the revolution, I'm sure. Like not like in 2020. They tried. I mean, the Revolution Civil War, they tried.

You know, they wanted to take over fucking, I think the Spanish war was the last time that was infiltrated. I think that was fucking in 1800 or something. That was a long ass time ago. The thing that is so interesting to me, and I guess a lot of people talked about it,

especially people that look similar to us. They're like, God damn, can you imagine if we fucking did that shit, bro? Can you imagine if a bunch of niggas they would have mowed us to fuck down. They would have,

They would have mowed us down. They would have killed soldiers that looked like black people. They would have killed their own that were black too. They would like, get them all. Get them out. Get them out. You ever see the last samurai? You ever see the last samurai?

Of course. You know the fucking last scene where they're just fucking Swiss chees-in-in-in-in-in-with-the-machine? Like, that's it. They would bring those, they would bring those old-ass gatling guns. They wouldn't even use... Fucking turning. Just crank. That's how mad they are.

They just fuck these motherfuckers, dude. I'm sorry. Okay, guys, we're sorry if I'm sorry if I'm offending anybody. Okay, I'm going to be real. It'll be very real right now. Yeah. I'm sorry if I'm offending anybody. But if you can actually deny the fact, like the way, the reception of that thing,

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If let's just say the Black Lives Matter fucking groups did that. That would have been held in a completely different light. Fox News would have went on a fucking tirade with that shit. It would have been bad. It would have been bad. That would have been something that could have fractured the country genuinely. If it was a bunch of people that looked like me going there. You know, but since it was a bunch of Trumpies who are,

who people pretty much already think are fucking half retarded. You know, like, they just were like, whatever. these guys don't know what the fuck they're doing. They're just, they're just trying to have some, God damn it. Go home. You're very special.

Go home. We love you. You're great white people. You pay your taxes. You cut your lawn. You don't pay. You don't buy chicken with EBT. We love you.

We love you so much. Yeah. Yo, we're not getting any sponsors anymore, bro. That's it. We took it too far. What are you talking about, baby? Oh, my God. The coup is real.

Kewing on. It's real. I can't read. Filthy Hillary. Bitch-ass bitch nigger Biden. Bitch-nich-nick-nigabiden. Oh, my God. Dude.

Sweeney, shut your dark mouth. You're a little bit too black. You kind of, you're really bringing it. down the class in this podcast. I'm sorry, I'm sorry about that. Oh, man. Just imagine.

I hope we don't have any Trump supporters listening to this shit. Oh, we definitely do. We definitely do. You. Fuck this. You and Chris somehow drew fandom from some of them. I don't know how you guys did it.

I drew way too many, and I know what the problem was. The problem was, and in hindsight, I actually, God, look at my hair. We got a fucking. That's kind of fly, bro. If you, if you like perm,

that shit a little bit, get the edge get the fucking hot going on the full off get the little fucking yeah right just stand there are regal only side profiles so I'm just gonna do the podcast like this now so uh what was I saying though

uh the freaking what's called the draw of or the righties oh yeah how that shit happened okay so I actually even had a little bit of a debate with myself that I might there's a lot of videos that I was thinking about deleting because it's not that I was in favor of Trump in any way,

but I was defending him from the fake bullshit that people were making up. My argument was criticize him for the shit that he does, which there's plenty of it. Yeah, I agree. Yeah. And but even to, even to that extent, I kind of wanted to just be like, I don't want any, I kind of was like, I don't kind of want any of the shit on the channel. After all that insurrection shit, all that stuff that went down, I was like, dude, I'm sorry to a lot of you people that from the beginning was saying this motherfucker is,

big time trouble when all of us were just laughing at his stupid ass. Oh no, I thought I was laughing at it because I could abuse stupidity. I always knew that that guy was just not for for me I, now look, my girlfriend, my girlfriend pointed this out for me to make it ring more turmoil. I didn't particularly think he was a prejudice person, right? I didn't, you know, I saw, I saw beyond like he's not a patriot, he's just a dude, you know? But the whole band of Muslims, that there was, there was, That's not. It's a little much. There was a...

Okay. Sorry. You want to finish? And then the whole, like, those whole parting shot things that had, like, he left with all those, like, anti-gay establishment rules that he did after he got out of office. Where, like, they could, um, what's about homosexual couples could be, like, denied, um, denied, uh, adoption. Um, homosexual teens could be turned away from homeless shelters. Like, just shit that, this is like, what? And I thought they were...

I mean, that's... I thought they were fake. That's weird. I thought they were fake. I thought there weren't real. That's... That's... It does sound fake.

I mean, I haven't, I haven't seen that myself. I've seen some fucked up shit, but I didn't hear about that. But here's the thing. A lot of this shit doesn't surprise me because of just, you know, it really comes down to religion with... Even with the, like, say, why do you think Trump was like, oh, I'm going to send all these tomahawk missiles? into Syria and shit like that because there's a lot of Christian Syrians and he wanted to protect the Christians

he didn't give a fuck about them being brown or anything it was about the Chris because there's a large population over there that got you know converted into Christianity and I actually I dated one back when I was 18 the very Christian Syrian family they're fucking

I was like oh that's really interesting you know they're nice people but um I think that's why he gave a shit barring that like any other brown like muzzies like as he would fucking he's like nope nope I don't I don't care you're banned your band I don't care about you

um and one thing one big thing that actually made me think back and like say I was like I don't think he's because a lot of people were saying this guy is they were giving him the racist card and my and I remember reading about a story this was a long time ago before anybody was talking about Trump at all

other than the apprentice or what it was that it the apprentice? Yeah it was apprentice yeah um he uh Jennifer Hudson had her family like murdered in Oakland and he put her up in like one of his Trump towers or something just to make sure she was like all good and I was like oh that's pretty cool like at that time I was like oh how nice of him

you know like he's like looking out for her and I really thought that like if this guy's genuinely racist don't you think he would be like oh good I'm glad your family like he had he had no reason like it was it went so far under the radar that it was not even a talking point for like like conservatives to, um, to, um, to, to, like, defend him.

Yeah. It wasn't even brought, it was so buried. I brought it up one time just saying, I remember this. So I say, I have a hard time believing that he's just straight up like a seething racist. But there's definitely, uh, class prejudices. Oh, yeah. And religious bigotry. There's like, there's stuff within it, right?

Like, but I don't know. I don't know. And one thing that's obvious. And I think we can all agree with this because it's like, uh, they say that not every Trump supporter is racist. but every racist is the Trump supporter. That's so fucking crazy. But you know what I mean?

But as far as, hold on, hold on, but as far as when they're talking about, you know, white supremacy, like, who else are you going to support? So I think it kind of defaults. So it kind of defaults to that. You got Bernie Sanders the Jewish man? You think fucking the Grand Wizard of the Klan's going to be like,

you dumb damn blacks and Latinos and Jews. But Bernie Sanders is different. His Democratic socialist views are very, Very progressive. That's right. That's right. You love me, don't you, Whitey? You love me so much.

Oh, my God. Fucking Bernie the man, bro. He's got the best, that fucking Brooklyn action. I love it, man. He talks like he just never left the hood. He just talks like he got educated like on the streets. It's so weird, though. And then he's just like, oh, I'm going to go to Vermont and hold it down over there.

So I'm just go over there. And then he's like, we have Vermont. We love our guns and shit. I'm like, oh, shit, that's some hood shit that he brought to Vermont, man. Exactly. He kept that mentality. He brought all his unregistered guns with him to Vermont. They were like, why do you call these guns?

He's like, don't worry about it, all right? Don't worry about it. I got these on the block. A few of my home boys passed these over to me and I held on to them, you know, didn't want him going to jail. I like that, dude, man. I used to, I had one problem with him back in the 2016. the election when he was trying to play politics.

But other than that, I've always always liked the guy, because he was just trying to fit in with the whole, remember when everybody was going crazy about, like, white people bad? It was just, that was really the narrative. Just everybody was kind of just being white people bad. And I'm like, okay, this is getting a little bit out of control. These stupid racist people are now flocking to these races.

No, no, no, these white people that are, like, confused, and they feel all shunned and shit. They're flocking to all this racist bullshit. But, like, he was playing into that a little bit, And they just stopped because he's like, like, dude, he was like, what people don't know what it's like to be poor? And I'm like, what the fuck? Have you been to the Appalachian, man? I was like, what the fuck you're talking about, bro?

Like, it was a weird, it's politics. I understand. I understand. You got to play politics. You got to play the game and win the game, you know? It's politics where it's like, you know that there's a large demographic, right, that are very poor. Like, why, like, but they're, they're playing into the whole, like, there's a sentiment going on right now that say, privilege and race are kind of, you know, on that same level.

And he's kind of playing to that where he was kind of trying to punch up essentially. And I was kind of like, I don't, I want less politics. I was like, dude, just be authentic. Be authentic Bernie. I kind of hate that he's bowing down to Biden where he's like. Unfortunately, he had to. He had to. He had to play the game and win a game.

And like, I hate that shit because like, I loved Senator Barack Obama. Or governor Brock Obama. I think he was a governor first. I'm mistaken. I was a governor. But you keep, maybe he was a governor at some point, but I really don't remember him.

I loved that Barack Obama. And then President Barack Obama is the fucking serpent. He's the fucking, he's, this is evil. It sucks, bro. I'm sure, dude. Like, I'm sure even if Andrew,

when he fucking, after he's done fucking trying to fix the hell that is New York, if he gets elected there and he like tries to go into presidency, even him. man he's gonna go in with that bright-eyed like mentality to try to change shit then they're gonna bring him to that back room they're gonna show him the fucking frozen fucking effigy of the devil they're gonna be like now look either you can agree with us or every person that's related to you was gonna fucking mistakenly get fucking pulmonary cancer so you make your choice and it's gonna be like well be like that be like that you know we joke about that shit but i'm like yo i think that shit's real i very much so think there's something shit going on i think magic is real

and only the oldest families have it and they've been used to actually to control the world for a while. And I think the mass conscience is starting to really understand like, hey, there's weird shit going on, you know? Like the guy from fucking Asian aliens. Oh, yeah, the Georgio guy? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. To fucking, yeah, no, I definitely do think there's some weird shit going on.

And, you know, hey, I just found out about the funny you bring up that Georgio guy. I just found out the most plausible theory of how the pyramids were built. and it actually finally makes sense. Like, they finally, like, this was actually a little, a while ago,

but I've only just heard about this shit. The most plausible reason, they were built by the slaves. Yeah, the most plausible explanation of how, no, no, no,

no, they were built by the slaves, but how did they build them? Okay, let's hear it. Because, okay, if you,

if you know about them, if you know about how perfect they are, how heavy the shit is and how much work that went into it in like a 20, like say, just like something, one of the pyramids,

like, oh, 20 years to build this perfect thing that people are still scratching their head. They're like, how the fuck did they do this? They were trying to figure out how did they move these giant stones from like the material that it was made out of and stuff like that. And the best theory that they came out with is that it was actually...

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at a time to have everything be, you know, it can settle on a perfect level. Because like, how is it so leveled, how is everything so perfect? I've never seen that. I've never really, like, looked at the pyramids. But I would assume there's some sort of framework you're talking about. Like, there's a frame and then they built it level-wise. Well, see, the way that everybody was thinking, like, oh, they started stacking the stones because the type of technology that was available to them, you know, the type of technology

they had, it's like they can't build the shit that how we built stuff. And then they can't measure things the way we measure stuff. And they don't have, like, a lot of equipment to, you know, to really be precise. Like, if you look at, like, things from around that time, they built some really impressive shit, but there's always, like, flaws and stuff. But then it's, they're basically thinking, like, oh, this is some type of, like, they built some shit in the quarry. They didn't have to bring it that far.

And they could, like, have, like, the lime and all the stuff that they used to make the shit. It was hard enough to the fact. which makes a lot of sense. And the one thing that was interesting is that, and this always happens, all of the archaeologists, Egyptologists, or anything,

they always push back on new theories because they're fucking pussies, dude. This happens all the time. Anytime there's a badass theory, like say the theory about like, oh, a comet that smashed around like 10,000 years ago or something in North America or something,

and like the evidence that was collected. And then a lot of people that studied this shit and they had their theories, they're like, Oh, fuck you. They're like, oh, you're going to try to undermine my shit. And so instead of actually exploring these new theories, they're like, oh, no, that shit seems dope. They're always just like, nah, fuck you.

I mean, no, fuck all that. Granted, granted. Imagine you spend 45 years of your life working on this theory that you believe is the biggest truth. And then some snot-nosed bitch comes by. He's like, actually, that didn't happen. That didn't happen. But I'm like. In fact, it happened this way.

And you're just like, you know how I missed every. Every birthday of my child, actually all of them, to prove this theory right. And you're going to tell me I'm wrong? Suck a dick and die. Fuck you. I mean, look, I understand that to a certain extent. Like the anger that must go into it. But as science and science and physics, how it's all about truth, right?

That's true. And so the idea of, I understand being mad. They're like, fuck, my life's work has been shattered. And in a moment, you know, somebody just brought this new theory. But it's frustrating that say we don't get to discover new shit or understand things better because of this mentality. It's in everything. It's in fucking, it's in astronomy, man.

Like, there's so many things that I like, like, like, I spend too much time just, like, watching and, and, well, now listening. I don't read books anymore, dude. I can only do audiobooks now. I haven't read a book in, like, like, maybe three years. I read the last Game of Thrones books. like the last week game like then and those books aren't like the most like like they're good literary books like written wise they're good books but they're not the kind of books that i would

sit down and be like i need to digest this piece by piece books because a lot of action there's a lot of intrigue going on so it's a little different but i haven't read a real novel in a while man it's crazy yeah i just my problem is um i i i just can't i can't i have I can multitask and I can't do that when I'm reading. Like I like to multitask and I can't do all I'm reading. So putting on an audiobook is great because then I can also, I can play games, I can work out, I can do whatever the fuck that I want. And now I have a hard time just sitting down and being disciplined to just crack open a book and start reading.

I fucking feel like I'm like I'm wasting my time. It sucks. I haven't even hit yet either, man. I have like a few comments I haven't hit yet. And they're like, comics, like, it's a lot of information being absorbed because of all of the fucking like panels like that. Like, it may not be a lot of reading per se, but it's a lot of information being sent your way. Yes. So, like, I haven't been able to.

Like, I have an omnibus that I haven't finished it. And I'm like, yo, I got to sit down. And I got to just read this shit. Like, fuck, turn off my laptop, take a break from the porn for a day or two and just, like, really read this comic book. Oh, man. Do you always feel like, you know, I think my problem is with porn. I just haven't found my perfect lane of, like, this is what I absolutely love. Like when I was a kid, like when I was like 13 or something like that

I had like my genres. I'm like, dude, this is the shit. This is the holy grail. I thought squirting was so dope, dude. I thought it was like the coolest shit ever. Now like I'm kind of like, oh, squirting's cool. Like I'm like, oh, that's pretty hot. But it's not like, you know, I remember when I was a kid,

I was so excited about all this shit. Whoa. Yeah, I was like, dude, I had a fucking, uh, uh, because MP3 started to become like a thing because it was just, you know, the disc pretty much Cid just had like waves on them. And like, say, the WAV I mean and now like MP3

was the thing I was like I could put so much more shit on here and I didn't really understand that the quality was lost but I just understood that you could put way more shit on there so then I started you know using my Napster or whatever or lime wire I think it was lime wire this time and I was downloading so much fucking porn and putting it on the disc and it was so

fucking awesome dude and that was I wish I wish I still had that right now with Ramtruck's declaration of I've got a well-qualified current FCA lessees get a low mileage lease on the 2026 RAM 1,500 Big Horn crew cab 4 by 4 for 369 a month for 39 months with 4,099 due at signing. Tax, title, license extra. No security deposit required. Call 1-877 RAM 5722 for lease details.

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our Army grows, so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan.

From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. Yeah. I want to know what's on there. I want to remember what the, all I remember is one thing on there. And it was, uh, it was this, who knows if she was actually in a sorority, but they fucking, you know, college sorority bitch like fucking uses some like little, this tiny little vibrating thing. And then she's just squirting all over the place. I was like, dude, this is fucking awesome.

Right. This is so fucking cool. Right, dude. Yeah. All right. Now that we're, okay, now that we're, so we've been here for a little while. Yeah. And we're going to go on to the main topic we're going to talk about today.

Oh, yeah, that's right. We got topics. The stock, the fucking Robin Hood, GameStop stock situation. GameStunk, baby. So, first of all, if you guys don't know, apparently a band of Redditors got together. Wall Street bets. And they, what you call it, they somehow affected the GameStop stocks.

because I'm pretty sure on a part of the closed market to the people, businesses are able to bet on the failing of companies, and succeeding of the companies. But as the people, we can only bet on the success of companies. So what happens is that certain companies and, like, higher-ups, get together and they're like, all right, let's put money on the fact that this is going to fail.

And then they can make things fail. But what happened was, GameStop was going to be that thing because, you know, GameStop sucks massive fucking dick. So they were going to ruin GameStop, but the Redders, the fucking Internet Army, the meme warriors, the fucking chosen ones by the sun, were like, no, it's not going to fail. So people bought into the stocks of GameStop. And then obviously the purchase of the stocks increased the amount of money the stocks became worth to the point that people that spent a few thousand dollars. ended up making tens of thousands of dollars and fucking over all of the people that bought in to the failing of that stock and they even use stocks from other fucking businesses.

So they just fucked them. They were just pretty much selling shit they didn't have and they got fucked so magnificently for it, which has been beautiful. Yeah, that's what's so good about, because that's what a hedge funds do. they borrow shit and then they sell it to other people they sell your shit that they borrowed they sell the shit that they borrowed

and when they make things when they short of stock when they make it fail like say we can talk in a sense of like $10 right they borrow $10 and then they sell it off now what they're hoping for is things to fail enough

to where maybe now it's only worth $8 so by the time that they give it back they just made $2 but they do it on a massive amount of scale on millions and billions of dollars so when they was trying to do that to GameStop All you have to do is buy the stock up, buy the game stock, buy the GME, and it drives the value up. And like, we don't have the money to cover this shit anymore. Because they were selling it at $8, but the amount of money they were supposed to be giving back was what they just did not have.

Way more. Exponentially more. Because now it was supposed to go down and it went way up. And they're like, fuck. And they lost all this money. I saw old head niggas crying. I saw this motherfucker. Do you see that dude? He was crying and I was like, I don't care.

I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. You, fuck you. Fuck you, you, you've been fucking over, you've been fucking over regular people for fucking decades and now you fucking get a little taste of your own medicine. You're crying. Fuck you.

The fact that even that there's a, the fact there's a wing of the market in general that people can't get involved in is already problematic. That's already not fair. not to mention the idea that they completely control it you know and like i know the idea that the funds have more money to pay so like let's say people wouldn't be able to really gross money off of it which is understandable you know we don't have that kind of money to be able like a person's not going to have you know 25 000 usually just to throw in the stocks and then be able to pay the money back you know once they do it you know once it fails once it or something like that but the thing

is that they clearly don't either They didn't either. They were just borrowing money from other places. So now they're up shit creek without a paddle, which I think is just hilarious. It's great. This is hilarious. Because, you know, the rich, they suck. They're fucking, they're the worst.

The war is always going to be the people that have a ton of money against the people that don't have a ton of money and they're struggling every day. Yeah. And you know what upsets me? The people that are, the people that are middle and lower class that defend these fucks, they're the, they're the ones. that are like, like people that like make just about the same amount as money, like, they're on the same plane as us. And they like defend like the, the, the, the, the Bezos is. They defend the people that have billions.

And I'm like, bro, this money, I'm telling you right now, this money is never going to be spent all the way. It's going to be stockpiled and fucking rot. While there's people fucking dying that just need a few meals, man. There's just communities that genuinely, genuinely need help. I've seen it. I've been to places in the East Coast that have been so parts of Brooklyn, parts of fucking Manhattan even. Like Manhattan is the place, the metropolis.

There's parts of Manhattan that's fuck, dude. The fucking full of project lands. There's schools that could use it. There's so many shelters that can be built to help out people that are homeless. There's programs that could really use that money to make the world a better place. And they're not getting any of that money. That money is just in these fucking vaults that it is going to go to these people's great, great, great grandchildren. And then they're going to have the balls to be like, we worked hard for our money.

It was like, no, you didn't. You just came into money. Like a lot of people who are truly, truly, truly, truly billionaires. They didn't have to work for that money. They were just, that came into being rich. Yeah. What fucking, people like, try to give Trump's prop for some accomplishments were back in, how long ago is it he had a, as he called it. Or is it?

A small loan of a million dollars. Yeah, I'm a bitch. And a, like, a small load of a million. million dollars back in the day was a lot of fucking money a million dollars now was still a lot of money i mean there's a big chunk of change worth way more it was worth way more back in the day and he acts like oh that's all i had just a small loan and that shows you how different we are when it comes to class it's real it's real it's massive it's so big to the point where okay let me tell you i've i've talked a couple of times about um that game ray shadow legends right and say um i can dabble

with it i can play with it because it is you know but it's what it's one mainly designed for people that have a shitload of money. And then I see some of these creators talking about, oh, this fucking guy spent $10,000, $16,000, this. And I'm like, I just can't even fathom being able to have that at your leisure to play for a fucking mobile game. Like at $16,000, having that much money, it's like, it's so insane. There was a game called Getsion Impact was a fucking little, like,

we be anime game that recently came out. And people were putting bands on that fucking game. was like how like even though you're a streamer and you're making your money back that's why when i when i buy video games with my streams i don't trip at all i'm like this game is going to make the money that i'm paying for it back so i'm fine with that you know i'm fine with that and you get to write that bitch off and exactly i'm too you this tax season i'm writing shit off like why i'm waiting my PlayStation off i'm right my fucking all my all my shit off that shit's all i'm probably not going to have to pay a fucking brown penny because of the fact that i

don't make enough and i'm writing everything off But the thing is, like, there's so much, there's, there's just a certain level where you're, like, you can't be okay with spending that much money on anything that isn't a home, a car, a fucking, like, a ridiculous surgery to get my fucking kid to walk again. Like, just, like, real serious shit that people would, like, spend. And it's like, what are you doing, dude? Like, what are you? Like, I grew up with, like, a fairly wealthy grandmother. And my grandmother did not spend money like that. was the kid that like I lived in a fucking like suburban area and I'm like grandma can I get this and she'd be

like no and I'm like grandma why why can't I just have this all the other kids my grandma wouldn't buy me a jam sport dog I thought jamsports were fucking fancy my grandma refused to buy me one she's got me one from Walmart I was like grandma I really want a jam sport she was like no it was like I don't know why you couldn't get me a jams I want to talk to her about it now but she's elderly I'm like that would just be rude. That would just be mean-spirited of me, but I'm still holding on to it because I'm a little butt hurt

that I didn't. I had to get my own gym sport. I had to fucking save my money. It's a little stingy. It's a little bit. But it's like, what? It's just, it's maddening. Fuck those guys.

Hedgefront motherfuckers. I'm glad you're suffering. I hope they eat y'all niggas. Fuck you. Like, literally. Like, that's where the whole, the whole thing came from, right? Like, say that, that quote about, you know,

when the fucking, when the poor like run out of food like they're gonna have to eat the rich yeah like yeah and that's where it came from like it's to a point where the one thing and look I I said this about the capital riots

if there if they did that because of the stimulus checks or something nobody would have said shit I would have been on board no would have said nobody would have said anything people would have been like you know a lot of people would have been silent and just clapped and like fuck yeah dude but they did it over some fake

bull shit. But it's like if it was over some shit, like y'all are giving us $600. Like, nah, no. This is not how. How could you be servants of us and give us $600? What's going on here, bro? $600. Like, we all know the game is fucking tilted, but it's like we're trying so hard to like ignore it. We're trying so hard to like just keep on keeping on, you know? You're making effort, man. And it's people are getting angry, man. People are angry. People are

confused. What I don't understand is that there's so much. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, get a low mileage lease on the 2026. Ram, 500, big horn crew cab, four by four for three-sixty-nine a month for 39 months with $4,00099 due at signing. Tax, title, license extra, no security deposit required. Call one, 877 RAM, 5722 for lease details. Requires dealer contribution and lease through Stalantis Financial. Current vehicle must be registered to consumer at least 30 days prior to lease to qualify. Extra charge for miles over 32,500. Not all customers will qualify. Residency restrictions apply. Take delivery by 331. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man.

Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboarded of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan.

From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, and thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. There's so many eyes on these groups of people, right? That's why they're trying to push out one more stimulus package. They're focusing on doing one more, right? And like, if you want to, if, like, let's say whatever sides in office, right?

Right now. So Trump got the boot, right? He got the kickout. He's no longer the current person, right? If the Democrats want to just never lose again, Get that $2,000 out, bro. Make it buy monthly. Make it try monthly.

People will vote for you, dude. You will be loved. That group would be like, I remember this group, they fought hard. They gave me $2,000 every month. That shit's going right back into the American economy. That's what's happening. Like, when you spend money, we go shopping, it's going right back into the country. It's going to help stimulate the country.

And not to mention, that's going to look good on your resume. It looks good. It looks good for you if you're constantly helping people. It's like people do fucking like volunteer and stuff because it looks good. And if the fucking political party that was like in charge right now was just like, yeah, we'll give them this extra amount of money. They'll be like, hmm, that looks really good. Man, I remember when these people gave me that $600. I gave me this $2,000 like that'll look good for you. But I don't, I don't know.

I just don't think they care anymore. I feel like, eh, whatever. Yeah, it's, it's not. Like there's there's like low level people that they do care and then they run into the the wall of politics. And then they're just like, well, whatever. This is a little bit too much work for me. And then the other thing that a lot of people never discuss is they succumb to the lobbying too. Because you have to be honest, I coming in to a position of power like that.

Like say I joined the House of Representatives. I become like a senator or something like that. Let's just say. And then some fuck is like, hey, get this bill passed and I'll donate to you your salary, you know, in a year. It's hard to say no. These people are hard to like, you know, the right thing to do is fuck no. I work for the people. Get lost.

But then these people start thinking about their families. They start thinking about like, dude, this will fucking secure my kids. They can go to college. They can do all this shit. And this is how they succumb to that money, man. It happens to so many of them. A lot of people feel that way. I can't say, I don't know Obama.

People that know him personally could say. If they people know him when he was like in the low levels and then to him being a president, because he promised a lot of shit, right? So I don't know if he sir came to that shit too or if he's always been a weasel. You know what I mean? I don't know. Because I don't know him personally. You have to go behind the scenes.

You have to talk to Michelle. And she's obviously not going to fucking narc. She's not going to dime him out. So the whole thing is like, I don't know if he just. in the neck. She starts talking about her head will fall off, you know. Yo, don't end up like Bo now. Now, listen to here.

Me and Bo, me and Bo are, he's my, he's my own dog, my, my, my best friend. All right. But when Michelle, she starts getting crazy, you know, I give her a quick, quick, quick, bop, bop, bop, she shuts up. I want to see him, like, I want to, admit to beating his wife. Yes. Out right. I want to see him, like, just.

Be the worst person. Like, just get exposed. Like, you know, everybody's like, there's that one chick. She, uh, she was recording her mom yelling at her and shit. Have you seen that? No. And then her mom allegedly, like, leaked her nudes. And she was like, she was like 16 or something.

So it was like a big fucking thing. It was like a big thing. And then her, uh, the, the girl, the 16 year old, uh, came out afterwards and was like, no, I don't think my mom did it. She would never do that. And I was like, huge damage control because that chick depends on her mom for all the money and shit that she has. you know, this was a 16-year-old girl

that was really upset that her mom, like she's like in Congress. I forgot who the chick is, who the woman is. But she's like some dumb-ass Republican. And she was always yelling and bitching at her. So then, you know, the daughter started recording her and stuff

of all the stuff. And everybody's like, oh, this is awful as abuse. And I'm like, I mean, my parents, my mom is, it seemed kind of par for the course, and be honest. It seemed kind of part. It seemed kind of like parenting to me.

Because parents fucking yell at you, bro. I'm just saying. You know, like, we're the generation of the people, like the generations, our generation, we're going to be the parents that are going to actually be able to talk to their kids without blowing their fucking tops. Because we've understood, like, we get now, like, yelling and punishment. Like, that's not always the move. You know, it's more about, like, teaching your kid. People say training.

I agree with that phrase or rearing or something like that. But, like, that's what you got to do. You got to just give your kid, like, like, life experience at not sort of a young age, so they can learn how to grow up to be good people. But, like, I got my ass beat so many fucking times, dude, to the point that my grandmother was, like, it's not working, and she started talking to me. And then that worked. It just started working.

And I was just like, oh, damn, this person who loves me is talking to me. Yeah, it has a lot better. Fear, it can only take you so far. And this, that chick, she was recording. And that's the difference, too. Like, because me, I would never think to record that shit because I was just so used to it. Like, that's what, you fuck up, you get beat, you know.

I just want to do it because I love my family enough than not fucking, like, weapon, use weapons against them to ruin their career. But, like, leaking your daughter's nudes, bro? See, now that's the thing that, like, it's so, in my opinion, the way that it came out, it looked like the mom definitely did it, but that's what it seems like.

It seems like the mom did it because she's like, she's like crazy. But then the, because the daughter even said that's what happened. But then like a day later or something saying like, oh, I don't know, like I'm hacked or something. I don't think my mom would ever do this. And I'm like, to me, ultimate damage control because she realized if my mom goes down, I'm going down too.

Like she's my life lied. She's only fucking 16. So I'm just like, yeah. It was a huge, I wish I knew the names, but people, they'll know what I'm talking about. Because if you, if you search it on Google, it'll pop up right away. It was a huge fucking story. It was a huge story. I wish I could remember the names, but don't know what I'm talking about.

It was a crazy, it was a crazy. I feel like I'm going to have to pull it up, though, just because, oh, no. I, uh, hold on. Could you imagine? Hold on. Finding your mom, your mama. Mama Leat my fucking nudes

People know what my vagina looks like Because my mom put it out there Well it was I mean it was just like It's planet's ruined I don't think it was that risky or something But This planet's fucking corrosive

Holy shit What am I supposed to put in What is it I gotta find this Because now I've been yelled that in the street By my family members That's like as far as like public embarrassment

I've gotten Not fucking like that Yeah nothing like that To me that's way worse. Okay, let me see. Katie Hill. Wait, is this right? Chairman's question, do you guys?

Let me see if this is right. Leak, nude, photo. No, this is not right. Damn, did they just bury this story? Because I can't fuck. Like, maybe it was so fucked up. They just buried it because I felt like it would be easy to search up. You would hope that shit never gets out.

God damn. Yeah. I mean, I'm sure the image or whatever that got leaked was completely swept under the rug. Like, but as far as the story. I thought like, I just don't know the names. I just don't know. I wish I'll find it right now. Let me see.

No, the only thing that's coming up is like, I keep getting this thing and says Katie Hill. And I'm like, no, that's not it. I don't even know who that is. Oh, here we go. Claudia Conway. Here we go. I feel like I heard that name before, actually.

Yeah, let's see. Kelly Ann is the... The politician lady, right? it's a politician yeah i don't i don't let me see because i don't know enough about this shit because i was like fuck all this stuff okay and people are saying like she's saying she was hacked and uh but let's see yeah let's see like so yeah Claudia got hacked but yeah kelly ann it because it started off like i was saying it was just the the oh um i'm i'm recording i'm recording all of uh of kelly ann whatever yelling at me and then it got to the point where

than she accused her mom of leaking the nude. Like, it's just like, it just shows a picture of, like, there's a emoji over it, but she's just holding her phone up like she's in the bathroom. So it was a topless picture. So, which is actually, if her mom dated, obviously, that's extremely illegal. So, yeah, it even says, Claudia even said,

Claudia said, like she first said right here, it says, so Kelly Ann, you're going to, fucking jail. She definitely believed that her mom did it, but then afterwards was like, oh, I don't think she did it. She would never do that. And I'm like, bitch, you just said she did it. Look, people,

families, families deal with their shit in different ways everywhere, I guess. That is crazy. Imagine if that's real. But shit, dude. Could you imagine your mama? You're fucking, not only your mom did it, your mom, you are a

minor and your mom. Like, I hope that's not real. I hope she got fucking hacked, but the timing is a little sus too. And Claudia said her mom fucking did it. Because apparently her Kelly Ann had Claudia's phone. I think that's what

it was saying. So it's kind of like, oh, she definitely did it. To me, wow, that's that's an interesting story. It's none of my business. None of my business. I'm going to have a son

fucking leak his fucking dickpicks and shit. And make fun of them about it. You fucking make fun of them for the fucking make a fake account. Then make fun of your son's dickpits. And you edit that shit so his dick looks smaller. You edit it so it looks oblong. It looks like a fucking, it looks like sausage links, you know?

It was the fucking like the little tie in between them. So it was like Popeye's arms, bro. That's so fuck. Oh my. I hate you, dad. Why'd you do that to me? Because I wanted to. No, no, man. It's fucking funny.

Fuck you, dude. You suck. You suck. I hate you. I'm so fucking happy. Remember when you drink my coffee, bitch? Don't fucking drink my coffee. No, when you ruin my wife's vagina, your fucking big ass bulbous head, you fucking dickhead. Now look, it's real funny, huh? It's funny how I got payback on you, right?

It's funny. You like how much your life is terrible now? That is so fucking horrific. This fucking kid would be scarred. He'd be like, yo, my dad is actually, like, I'm going to join the military because my dad's a fucking asshole. I'm leaving my house as soon as possible. At 17, I'm gone. Probably getting that fucking emancipation shit where you can, like, live on your own as a kid.

Dude, I knew one kid that was emancipated, actually. Really? Yeah, he would you call it. His parents got divorced. He was like, I can't deal with either of them. So he got emancipated. So he was working. Wow.

He was working at, like, 17. He had his own apartment. He was working. it was like fucking torture. He was like, dude, I wish I never left, but like, fuck my parents at the same time. He went to the military. And I was like, well. Damn.

Have fun. You got to do what you got to do. Honestly. All right. Let's like we've got to get into these questions. So Derek, you want to grab the first one? I'll grab one after you. Yeah, let me pull this shit up.

Let me see. This is probably going to. Okay. So I guess right now, Chris, you would cut it? Wait. Is your, yeah, yeah, cut it, Chris. Do you have, uh, hold on, yeah, because I didn't, I didn't pull up the Google Doc. Mm-hmm.

So let me do that. Now there's nothing I can do. Oh, yeah, yeah, you. People shit. People, people, people, people shit. Have you ever seen sorry to bother you? Right now with Ram Trucks declaration of deals. Well qualified current FCA lessees.

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I actually never saw that.

I know you guys are talking about it, but I didn't watch. You got to watch that movie, dude. That movie will change your perspective on bullshit. it's just a wild movie dude people shit people people people people shit buy people shit by people shit what the hell is that oh wait this is the questions for

this is the solo shit yeah the one that's below it has your face on it is the one for the um oh the cast yeah at least I'm sure because it has the topics the GME shit

stock situation etc what the one that starts with the still strider yep okay all right there we go okay there we go you can call me a fool what cancel get out of here okay okay get out of here

get out of your pin messages fuck all right here we go um who you call in pinhead right let's uh who SpongeBob yeah

look at the silence okay who you call him pinhead huh the silence okay and we'll jump back into it I guess read the what well like we'll get the quiet cut and then so you can just get like

Like a good place to start. And I'll jump into it. Fucking Einstein. Okay. I want my cameras in the way a little bit. So, just like us, we got to get into somebody's question. So, Derek, you want to hit the first one? Hell yeah.

Okay, so the first one comes from Steel Strider. What's up, gray-scaled color slider podcast? Yeah, yes, sir. Yep. That's up. For you fools that stick around. Let's see. I was wondering what you guys think of.

exclusive whether it be Netflix versus Hulu or PC versus consoles how do you guys feel about the effects of more and more platforms having their own exclusive content even uh when that means undercutting a platform that used to have access to it i.e. peacock taking the office or Netflix uh well I am like say when you're talking about things like Netflix and Hulu when you're talking about stuff like that I hate it uh one one thing that annoys me is a lot of people stopped pirating because there was just Netflix and Hulu and it's like, I can actually afford this. Now you have fucking, like I said, Peacock, you have that, and all these, everybody's making

their own shit now. Everybody's making their own shit. It's too expensive and now it's just going to go back to pirating. Or it's just like people are like, dude, I can't, the point of people didn't do cable because it was too fucking expensive. And now it's like, now everybody's just trying to get their own piece of the pie. And it's just like now at the end of the day It's gonna get so saturated that they're gonna lose out again

It's gonna get totally fucked So I don't like I don't like where it's heading man Because look dude I don't have HBO Max I don't have fucking DC's thing I don't have fucking All right now I have is I have Hulu right now with ads

Because it's two bucks a month That's fine I was like dude I get two bucks a month And hey shit What else do I have Fucking nothing really I have all of them

I have Netflix I have Hulu got Prime Got Disney Plus Oh yeah I got Prime I forget about Prime Because I just use it as shipping mainly But yeah I have Amazon Prime I have Amazon Prime

I don't have Disney Plus I don't have any of that shit I did for a while But it gets some I have ESPN Plus Because it came like super cheap When I bought a pay per view It was just like

Oh fucking buy a pay per view Almost pretty much It was basically 20 bucks for a year That's good man Yeah so I was like I was like I can't It was literally because paper bees are usually like 60 bucks for like UFC

and then it was like 80 bucks and then you get fucking a year of AS Man Plus I was like okay I'll do that I was like the fuck It's too much It is way too much It's too much shit man When it all adds up It's crazy

It's like okay dude this is this is way too much I use I'm a YouTuber so I use fucking The premium The premium you get a good People get a good chunk of money from premium Because so many people use fucking ad block.

People, if you watch people's shit that have premium, you can get a good kickback from that. And so I use it and it's, but it's $16, dude. $16? It's $16. It's $15.99 a month. It's steep. It's steep. It's like, it's kind of not worth it.

But at the same time, I'm like, if I wasn't a YouTuber, I would not have it. I wouldn't have it. I understand. But it's, yeah. So it's all this shit, man. I fucking can't. I can't stand. to do it. It's getting, it's good. I, like, I was always saying this, even though it sounds dangerous,

because, like, you always hate people to consolidate everything. But there's certain things, like consoles, there's certain things like this where I'm like, I wish these motherfuckers would consolidate and just split the profits. And then so we could have one flat fee and everybody gets a share of it. Like, imagine if, like, this would never, obviously would never happen, but just imagine if, like, say, PlayStation X, in my. Microsoft, like Sony and Microsoft, like, did something. Like, we're going to put all of our shit together and then we're going to split this shit. It would be revolutionary.

It would never happen, but how fucking dope would it be? It'd be a wild world. I think... I can play everything now. I think that for video games, the competition is what keeps the market, like, kind of thriving for them, I guess. Because, like, they come bat each other back and forth. But I would still prefer, like, as a consumer, I want to just pay for work. one thing and then get shit, you know, like I prefer that.

I don't want to have to have three consoles. I have a PS5 right now on a switch, you know, and it's like, oh, man, you're only getting just to get PlayStation, the PS5 games on my switch or vice versa, so I don't have to buy everything. Like, I'm going to have to buy a freaking Xbox 3x eventually for Halo sooner or later, and I don't want to do that, but like... Right now with Ram Trucks Declaration of Deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees. Get a low mileage lease on the 2026.

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with? Morgan and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. It's, that's how it works. Yeah, there's some, I wish, I want fucking Sony to, because it's like, come on, come on, guys. least make a deal with Microsoft to the point where I would love for my Windows to have access to my Sony shit. That's the I just want something like that man I want to play I want to fucking stream on my PC so I can um just have easy access uh fucking uh I want to do uh blood born

I want fucking I just basically all those PS4 exclusive exclusives I want easy access to where it's just like damn dude I haven't like I've talked about this before I only play plugged in my PS4 one time last year because I live in a really tiny room right now and it's just I took the TV out because it was just blocking the foot one of my my biggest window and so I just

play I just been playing on PC and it sucks because there's some exclusives I've come out that I have I didn't like I said I didn't play ghost of Tsushima and I know that's stupid it's stupid for me because I'm I'm obsessed with feudal Japan I'm obsessed with medieval Japan and I didn't play that and I'm like

it's one of those things that I'm Carpip, compit, um, car, wow, I'm fucking, I'm having a stroke. You'll be,

I'm, uh, um, I'm, compelled. Compatemental little light, wait, holy shit,

what's going on? Compelled? I'm, no, no, no, come, compartmentalizing?

Yeah, wait, say it again? Compartmentalizing? Is that right? Is that how it said? I don't know, I don't know what you're doing.

No, I think, no, I think that's right, but my brain, it's like, for some reason, it's like,

I don't think that's what you're supposed to be saying. I think it's compartmentalizing. I think you're right. I can be wrong. I don't know. Yeah, no, it's right. It's no, it's right.

Because for some reason my brain's like, that's not right. Compartmentalizing. I was trying to say that. And my brain was like telling me that's not right. There's something missing out of this phrase. You're going to do that. You're going to do that fucking,

that fucking sick, same scenario words that makes your brain blow up. You're going to fucking say all those words in a row and your brain is going to turn the fuck off. Yeah, that was weird. My brain was like not having it. It was like, dude, no, that's wrong. And it was right.

And it's still, even when you said it, I'm like, that doesn't sound right to me. He's lying. Anyway, this dude's lying. Yeah. But whatever. Fuck all this shit, man. Things are going to get weird after a while. Yeah.

It's really fucking weird. Okay, next one is Wobby, big tower thingies. Hey, Christopher Ray Gunther. Bigger, better, Kodak, Black, and X. Adetic to French fries. Been listening to the podcast throughout the entirety of the plague, and y'all made this year bearable. Your, your terrible conversations were able to help me drown out

what's going on and gets when it gets me down last year. My question is, if you could travel back in time to see any event in person, JFK assassination, the Queen's concert, showing your younger self something from the future, etc.,

where would you go and why? I have one, but it's kind of lame, and it's going to be like a bit of a downer. But I would, I would, what to call it, I don't know if I'm not going to say that's sad. That's a sad boy one and I'm trying to make this shit funny.

I would definitely go I would definitely go back to JFK's assassination and right before he gets shot I'd point up and be like, yo, oh shit. I'd just like get everybody to look up. Like he's right there.

Bro, and you'd be probably be on camera too because people were filming that shit. Or I'd be like, or I would tell JFK to duck. I would scream, duck and just see what happens. And then he just gets a that fucking

uh Lee Harvey Oswald gets a better shot on. He gets a better shot, bro. He gets a better shot because he positioned himself in a way when you said, when you said, when you said duck, he's like what? Boom, right out of his forehead, dude. That shit explodes. I'd be like, wow.

That's nuts. Gets the agent in the front seat to double kill. Dude, you know it would be crazy? What if me going back in time would be the reason of why he got shot? Like some fucking Terminator shit? Like some, like some, well, that's time theory, bro. That's the bullshit of time theory. Like, you have to go back.

Like, that would not happen if you didn't go back in time. Like, JFK would not have died, actually. I did this. I'm just like, what the fuck? It's plausible, man. What about you, Bob? What would you do? I don't know, man.

I don't know. I think, I think, I don't know. I do, because, like, being, I don't know, man, because it's being back in time. There's so much stuff, like, there's so many events that I'm like, it would probably be pretty awful to be in these time periods. Oh, yeah, of course. Just because, like, you don't have what you have,

but I think what I would love to do is just go back to a time where just right on the cusp of, like, big break to and technology of something. I don't know what exactly, but I just want to like fuck with their plans. Like I want to just like, I want to get like the blueprints or all the theories and start like erasing shit and changing things around.

And killing people. Just killing people when they try to convince them out. Some bullshit where like the fucking, like maybe it was say when Einstein was like really theorizing a lot of shit and convince him that EMC does not, that E is not MC squared. Like somehow convince him. He's like, oh, no, you're, yeah, I think you're, I think you're right.

That can't be, yeah. You know what, thank you. Thank you, Derek. I'm really sorry, man. I'm going to go back to my fucking, my fucking, what is he? He's German, right? Yeah. I'm going to go, I'm going to go fucking create the Nazi party.

I'm sorry. Thank you, though. You fucking make fucking Einstein Hitler instead. It's just way worse. He's scientifically efficient. He's just like, yo. It would be amazing. he might not fail.

He might just win. He might have never went to Russia and fucked his army. Einstein as Hitler would be absolutely detrimental. Einstein as Hitler, he would be, he would conquer, like,

he would be the greatest conqueror. He would, he would destroy fucking Alexander the Grey. He would destroy Genghis Khan. He would destroy everybody. He would win. He would just be too smart. And then all of a sudden,

we all be speaking German. Like right now this podcast would be like the schnitzel tank. or something. The Reichsteak podcast. The Reichstag podcast. That would be so fucking a hilarious.

Yeah, welcome to the Reichstag podcast. We talk like fucking Austrians every fucking body. I am you hug. What is the German equivalent of Derek? I am Dasrik.

Dashrik. I am Khristan. I am Shom Kishu'i Nair. Dash. That would be hooked. Good morning. That's crazy.

We love you all. We love you all. I would either do that or I'd go or I'd go to, um, I would go to a point in time where like, who, who is somebody I want to ruin their lives? Like, who would I want to ruin their lives? Like, who is somebody I really want to ruin their lives? I would be the guy that would tell Joe Bud and they're like, you're not going to make it in hip-hop. I'd be that guy. I'd be like, you're not going to make it, dude.

What do you mean, Swinney? What do you talk about? me. I mean, for me, I think I'm a really good rapper. And I'll be like... Have you heard pumping up? Have you heard pump it up? Like, I'm saying, like, I have the chance. And I'd be like, look, and listen, Joe, listen.

You suck, man. You fuck, you're garbage. You're fucking garbage, man, all right? I didn't want to tell you. I didn't want to talk to you like this, but you're fucking... Your fucking ass water. You're terrible. Holy shit. It just, now that we're on the subject of hip-hop, I know exactly what I would do. What's that? I would fucking... I would tell... You'd tell big enough to go back to you?

Actually, well, see, I was yes, that was actually my first thing. But you know what? I think I would fucking warn Tupac first because I don't, without that event, I don't think he would have no reason to be afraid to go to Cali. So I would have to fucking warn Tupac first. Like, hey, man, fucking, I know you're cool with fucking Shug, but I'm sure he has something to do with this shit. I'm just saying, bro.

Yo, I'm just saying. I've seen shit that says Shug Knight that Snoop thought Shug was going to kill him. Snoop had, um, had Pock. had Pock, Snoop and all them on the plane and Snoop sat in the back of the plane and he got a knife and he put like a son over his lap because he thought Shug was going to kill him on a plane, bro. And that's crazy.

That's crazy to me because like, people forget, like, the media that knows Snoop Dog forgets that Snoop Dog was like really heavy in the streets for a while. Like for he's a gang, like he's a gangbanger. Like he, he's not one of the guys that talks about being a thug. Like, he got a murder charge and then beat it. He beat it. And you know that nigga killed him.

He killed that person, dog. He killed that guy. And then he got off. And everybody was just like, everybody, the masses forgot about that shit. I respect it because, you know, seeing one of us get off of a murder charge, you know, hallelujah, praise the Lord. We usually don't get off on shit that we don't do. You know, so see someone get off on something that's like, you know, you did it, Snoop.

That was you. do double g that was so like I don't know I couldn't I couldn't fuck with Shug Night I would like to go back to me and um I would who would I would talk to

I would be like uh there's someone else I'd be like I'd be like listen well listen I go back to well I'd be like listen well William

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I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan & Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north,

probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder, and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 5. 29 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan.

From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I get it. Oh, that's not hot, swinging. She's beautiful. I get it.

But, like, you're going to be a meme for the rest of your life, Will. That fucking picture of him drawn as pain from Naruto. is the greatest me I've ever seen in my life. It's pretty funny. I gotta say that's pretty good.

All right. Let's get to these next questions. You're the wax one. Chris? All right. What we got? Yeah. Did you almost call me Chris?

I almost called you Chris. Yeah. How dare you? I am fucking sexy milk chocolate, bro. Yeah, whatever. Whatever. Continue. Come on.

I ain't fucking. What is he? What is he? Adobo. He's, I don't say, he's Adobe. Chris is,

Chris is, Chris is, he's, he's pineal. He's panille. He's panneal. All right Adobo people are like

My girlfriend's a fucking Very Mexican Mexican And she's not even Adobo She's too fucking pale She's too fucking pale Okay Fair enough Fair enough

I see this one Oh this is a This is a This is kind of an old question But we're gonna read anyway Let's here Let's hear Jonathan

An Gianno Aguiano I don't know If whatever You're definitely Italian I imagine But happy New Year, Chris, Derek, and Sweeney. A thanks, dog.

That's awesome. I hope your New Year's Eve and Day was fun as it could be during a lockdown. I didn't do shit this time, actually. I was with the homies. I was a good one. Oh, nice. Instead of Anywho, he wrote any whore. My question is, let's see.

What video game did you guys complete in its entirety if you have that made you feel accomplished? Oh, easy. Um, I got to say, I got to say mine was Dark Souls 3. You're 100% of Dark Souls 3? I think I got everything. That's tough. Every nook and cranny. Every, uh, uh, the only, the, literally the, the bosses was, uh, I remember Dark

Eadem and Deere, that fucking Black Dragon was very difficult, but not as hard as I actually had more trouble with, uh, with Gail. the last boss of that Ring City DLC Really? You have to talk to Gail? I had a... There was something about his move set that really threw me off

and it took me a while to really... I think I lost more to him than I did Dark Eidom... Because everybody would say Dark Eater was the fucking worst in DS3. Well, just getting a Dark Eater was the shit that was the shit that made me angry.

Just getting there was a fucking trial. It was like, God, fuck, I hate this. Those... You'll see, that shit was... They really stepped that shit up. Like, that was... I think that came out in 2017, I think. And that was, I spent a lot of time on that.

And I felt very good. And it felt good to the point where I was like, I don't think I'm ever going to do that again. Because I never cared about 100%ing the Souls games. I was just like, okay, I'm just going to get a lot of cool shit. There's too much stuff. I don't care. But I got really invested.

I got really invested. And I felt good just like, okay. I, uh, this whole get good shit, I got good. And I really don't care. I, I, I proved to myself that I can do it. And now I don't really care anymore. Now I'm much more, like, relaxed where I can just beat some shit by blazing through it. And I'll fucking 60% it.

I'll give a fuck. You know what I mean? Yeah. All right. I, um, I, 100% I've 100% of a few games. Okay, I did. Bloodborn, I got 100% for it. Cool, a DLC, got all the weapons, got all the armor.

I got everything all the way. After like four play-throughs, I had everything upgraded. Like, I was done with that game. I 100%ed Mario 64 when I was like 17. I 100% of that shit. I played that. It was me and my ex-girlfriend at the time. She was like, let's play a game together.

And I was like, all right, cool, what game do you want to play? It was Mario 64. And she was like, I want to finish everything. And I was like, all right, cool. She was so bad at the game that I would go home and practice the game myself to get really good at it so we could not play that game together short like i wanted us playing that game together to be as short as possible so i was like not fucking up like i was on my shit and now when i play that game i'm like i can't even play this game and have a real a lot of fun because of who i

played it with and the memories i've played this game with uh so it was 64 i kept i probably of the kingdom hearts one and two but those are kind of easy um what else i think that's about it right And the new Fallen Order game, I 100% of that game. But that game was because of Star Wars game. It was too easy for me. That game's been sitting in my vault. Still, I stopped and played it. Not yet.

It's a good game, man. It's a good game. It looks fucking great, man. It looks really good. I was like, oh, I'm going to enjoy the hell out of this, but it's another one of those games that's just been sitting in my vault. It's like, I'm probably going to rep- After I play Metal Gear Solid again, I think I'm going to replay Sekito,

but with the The CJ's mods Yo, I saw that I saw that shit and I was mind-bo and I was like, God damn, dude. Dude, I'm upset that this mod's been out for a while and I had no idea.

It's been out for a while and I was like, dude. I might have to grab that. You fucking, bro, are you signed up for a Nexus yet? Not yet. Because I just, yeah, go to Nexus, man and then fucking just splurge on the mods and it's all there. That's what, like, a lot of people are like,

Oh, like, some of that show looks complicated. I'm like, dude, nexus, the people that create these mods, they have complete instructions, and then a lot of times you can download programs that will allocate the fucking mods. It'll find your game and just put them on. That's what my friends keep telling me for Couture. They were like, dude, there's so many mods for Cotor

that will make that game literally a breeze. Yeah. Like there's mods to up the fucking frame rate, change the resolution. Like, every time I fucking finish a fight, I can't walk in that game. for some reason. I'm like, why can't I walk?

And it's just like, the game's like, hey, man, you know, you got to, but after playing this game, after playing this game, and I know it's happening,

I know you cried about it when you saw you finally, finally got your chance to see it, but Mass Effect is on its way back. And I cannot wait to finally sit down and play all three of those games. I kind of, I'm going to stream.

them because people have been asking me streaming for a while that's gonna be good revenue people are gonna come in are gonna have fun but like I almost really want to play them by myself like an intimate playing them yes I 100% understand but like I'm gonna stream them to see what it's like and then I might replay through it again because I'm gonna try to I'm gonna try to do everything like I'm gonna try to like

you guys have told me so many also I know bio works I played a little bit of Kotor when I was younger and the character interaction is insane it's fucking super well done so I can't wait These characters are so good The characters are so good man And that's why Mass Effect 2 is so good Because they have so many characters

So pretty much the game is just building a team And getting to know those people And then it's just like You're like I fucking love these characters And uh And I'm really excited about the remaster Because they fix the UI in the first game The fuck out of it I heard

I was like what the fuck I was like I think I can actually play this shit and not feel fucking completely annoyed. So that's actually, because that was one of the biggest things about it. Like, oh, this is kind of dreadful. But yeah, like, it's a good game.

And the one thing that's really interesting about Mass Effect too, I mean Mass Effect as well. I don't mean like number two. Is that almost every time I play, there's almost something new that I discovered. A new type of dialogue has been unlocked because I did something a little bit different.

And I'm like, I didn't know you could do this before. It's fucking pretty wild. And so it's cool, man. I can't wait for this shit to come out. I'm excited to play it. I'm really, really excited to play it. Yeah. It's definitely going to be, you know, I just hope that, I just hope that even though

a lot of people say, yeah, Mass Effect 2 is one of their favorite games, I hope that it's not too hype to the point where people are like their expectations are way too high. And they're like, oh, shit, I didn't like this, you know? Because that happens. Some people fucking get a little bit too hyped. It definitely happens, but like, a good game's a good game for me, dude. Like if, like, Cotaur is people love, freaking Knights of the Republic. That's a game that Star Wars fans and BioWare fans will die by those games.

Very true. And even though that game is old and it's clunky as shit, I can't deny that when I'm playing a good game. This is a well-designed video game, you know? So I'm going to sit down. I'm going to give it my time. I'm going to play it. I'm going to have a ball. I can't wait.

You guys are Honda. I'm excited to feel people to finally stop being like, play Mass Effect. Play Mass Effect. I can't wait for that to be over. So I'll be like, yes, I played all three of them. They're done. They're out of my mind, out of sight. Yeah, it's going to be good.

It's going to be good. Everybody's, we're all going to be happy. Okay. So the next one is, imagine, questions from imagine paying $60 for Pokemon's sword and shield. That's, A, man, I did. I paid $120. I bought that for my girlfriend, too, so. Oh.

Thanks. Not a question. I just wanted to let you all know that I, saw a headline about Dr. Drew going to the hospital for an aneurysm. What? And my dyslexic ass instead misread that Dr. True got legitimately what? Ecstatic? Estatic?

What? Legitimately ecstatic? I was so confused by the way your brain took. Estatic just means really happy. It means really. I think he meant the other way around. Yeah. It has to be.

I think he meant that the other way around because that shit confused the fuck out of me. But, dude, I understand, man. Dyslexia be hitting hard. Oh, being hard. Oh, okay, I see, I see what he's saying. I see what he's saying. He has this, his dyslexic ass thought it was Dr. Drew that had the aneurism,

but Dr. Dre is the one that had the aneurism. Oh, okay, gotcha, gotcha. That's where I see how is he, uh, he, is, okay. And he was, he was ecstatic because he thought Dr. Drew had an aneurism. That's false, dude. Dude, could you imagine? Dude, like, Chris is like, he's just killing him.

Chris is going to keep... Speaking of Chris, Chris, Chris isn't here right now. Oh, yeah, we didn't even mention that. Speaking of Chris, Chris is not around right now. He's, what you call it? Chris has an aneurysm. Chris is currently dead again. This is the fourth time, fifth time he's died recently.

So, you know, say your prayers. Say your prayers. He might show back up again next week. Perfectly fine Yeah, he's got He might have another free man If he gets enough points Yeah man, he's really good at coming back to life, bro

Man, he's better He's better than fucking Tupac at it, man He's really good at just not staying dead Bro, Tupac. Fucking Rasputin, bro. Tupac is in Cuba, 100%. The fact, did you see that? Did you see?

Did you see? I can probably find this It was a TMZ story that there was a guy chilling on fucking is it Bourbon Street when they do Mardi Gras? Is that the street? There was a guy.

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I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

And each year we get bigger and badder, and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

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That looked the same age as Tupac would have been at that time. Fucking with the nose pierce. It looked exactly like him and aged like how Tupac would look. And I was like, dude, what if that's him but he's just hiding in plain sight? What if he's just like, dude, no one's going to believe it's me. And me, I'm looking at this guy. I'm like, dude, I know I've seen lookalikes, but that's Tupac. I was like, dude, is any?

I was like, somebody test his fucking blood. That's crazy. Oh, they grab him. I mean, I feel like hiding in plane sight is easy. Unless you're like really going, bunkering down and disappearing, hiding in plain sight's the move. We did like, yeah, man, I was a huge fan of Pac when I was growing up, you know, and I just got the nose and everything too.

And that's it. And you just live your life like that. But that's fuck because his mom thinks he's dead. So that's fucking horrible. If you just, your mother is just mourning and grieving you. And you're just alive somewhere in chilling. Sipping fucking peanut colladas and shit being great while your mother's crying While your mother is crying slapping titties and shit

Slapping the fuck out of tities do full hand right on ariola just Bop That's what's up man All right let's see this next question this next question What we got here what we got um so this one is Andrew grant right let's see Andrew Ulysses and Drew Grant uh thank you for your service sir or i think uh whatever i mean i know it's leit ulysses s grant do you know that his name is wrong they fucked his name of his name isn't ulysss s grant

what is it like like i forgot his real name but it's not u.s grant but they're like oh it sounds cool and then you're stuck with it because it was like and i was like dude that's fucking can you do that but i mean then you could fucking you can definitely do that shit then they don't They had slaves, bro. They don't give a shit. No one cared then after a time. Very good. There's a very good point.

The president was like no more slavery and the bottom part of the country was like, no. But they're pretty awesome though. Nah. Like. If I don't have slaves, who's going to do my work? Huh? It's like, well, damn, be right. You see that fucking, did you see that Prager You video?

No. When they were, like, defending slavery? Did you see that shit? They even called, like, some... This was a school? They called it... No, Prager U is like a... It's like a thing online.

You ever see that YouTube poop with that fucking... It's this old dude. Like, dude, Ben Shapiro's been on it. Dave Rubin's been on it. They make videos. It's like an online thing. And then people have made, like, the best YouTube poop that exists today

is called Good Old P.U. And it's a Prager U YouTube poop. It's so fucking... funny. I guarantee you guys, it's the funniest, if you've ever seen YouTube Boo before, it's bar none the funniest thing that's ever been created. It's so fucking good. This is good sentence mixing and this old guy, he's a part of it and there's a lot of good memes about him on there. But there was a video that basically they're like defending slavery. It's the weirdest thing. Like this one guy that was, uh, uh, trying to like, he's

pro abolish or whatever. He was, he like got captured. Something happened. But they called him like a, like a rebel. They called him something like, like he was a radical. They were basically almost taking the side of the south in the video. It was the weirdest fucking thing.

I was just like, I can't believe this is real. When I'm conversating with people and they're like, well, slavery is the natural way of civilization. I'm just like, yo, you don't know how bad you sound when you say that. It may have been, it may have been a foundation does not mean it's good does not mean it's good

it's not natural it's not like people just naturally are just let's be slaves like no they don't it's not it's not a natural thing it's evil people subjugate and control other people that can't fight back it's just really fucked up but people

like it's a natural part of human history I was like it's a career occurring because some people are fucked up and they think they're better than other people. But that does not mean it should be respected at all. It's really, it's super fucking unnerving and gross when I hear that. I'm like, all right, friend. It's a little wild.

It's a little wild. It's not poggers at all, dude. This question says to the only Patreon I subscribed to you. Oh, awesome. Thank you, dude. I appreciate it. Yeah. Hello, you three beautiful boys.

if you could choose a single mythical creature slash crypted to become real in our world such as Bigfoot slash Yeti the Lochness monster slash cracking or even dragons what would you choose?

Oh dragons I'm choosing dragons ASAP To me it depends on which Are they the intelligent dragons that aren't just ravaging everything? The fucked up dickhead dragons that know exactly what the fuck they're doing that can talk

to you like those one of those dudes. I want those dragons dog. The kind of dragons that are just like they know and they understand and they know magic and shit and they could be helping people do better but they're like nah I'm gonna eat y'all. That sounds

so fucking horrific. That's a nightmare. That sounds horrific. I mean I just want I would like I want dragons to be like horses or something. Damn no you want those lame ass fucking. You want those lame ass fucking ass fucking Westerosi dragons

that once you can fucking fly around. There's pretty much planes. Hell yeah, dude. There's pretty much planes that fucking eating shit. That's lame. That's bullshit, dude. You just want to be fucking absolutely ravaged.

Do you want your fucking village completely burnt to ashes? I want to somehow kill, drink their blood and then turn their fucking scales into a belt. How fucking flee would it be? Some dude walking around with a fucking smog a belt around his fucking

waste. Like how'd you get that? I got lucky. I got lucky. I got lucky, bro. You're gonna fuck you up. Nukes can take care of it. Yeah, okay. You could drone strike. Don't get me wrong. If they're as smart and as magical as they are, they're going to

have some shit that we're really not ready for, like some wild magic that's going to fuck play it places up. But like, look, man, all I'm saying is that those are cool dragons. I don't want those bitch ass fucking, oh man, I'm like fucking dragon tails dragons. Could you imagine those motherfuckers walking around? demanding respect fuck that took the

bad to respect nah man I want a fucking I want a pet dragon dude I don't want fucking I don't want a dragon that's gonna think

I'm in fear in every way possible and then roast me like literally that's the challenge that's the challenge that's the reason why

that's the reason why we're here bro we're conquerors bro slavery is a natural part of you but yeah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

dude the gall of people that subjectate dragons is mind-blowing, dude. Like, imagine a race of people that were like, you know what? They're gaudy enough to, like, enslave dragons. Like, what are you doing, bro? How did you do that? How did you get them to just obey like that?

They can fly. They can fucking fuck off anytime they want. He was like, nah. And it's so powerful. Like, what? Not if you hit them enough. Melt any chains they can do whatever the fuck they want. They don't even have regular Friday.

have dragons fire, which is a different kind of fire. They can do whatever they want. And you somehow convince these ones to be like, yo, you get in your pen at 9 o'clock, sharp on whipping your ass, all right? Don't fucking test me. They just like, they're like, hey, when Massa says get in the cage, we go. We don't want to make Massa angry, you know? We don't want to.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I'm just saying, all right. What time are you running out right now? Let's see if we got a question for some more. Yeah, I think we go. I think we can probably finish them. We're out a buck 29.

We can probably do one or two more because we're making a short one. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, Texas Tater Salad said, hello landlords of the cesspit that the snark tank discord. First off, how do you talk about Godzilla 1990 and 2014 and not bring up the best Kaiju movie ever? Godzilla Kings of Monsters from 2, 2019.

Was that one? Was that the one? Oh, that was the one that was at Billy Bobby Brown, right? Uh... 2019? I'm pretty sure I saw that one, right? That's with a fucking Gidorah and shit, right? That one was...

That one was... It was better. King of the Monsters was better. It was a lot better. It's mostly monster fights, and sound design is so... is damn near perfect. Also, how dare Sweeney think Pacific Rim 2 is even partially good? I like Pacific Rim 2.

I liked it. I thought it was fine. It was very underwhelming. I'm not a... It wasn't by Gilma Datoro. That's why. It did not have the same vision. Look, when I go to see movies like Pacific Rim or Godzilla or any or battleship,

because I'm one of the ten people that actually saw that movie. But like, when I see those movies, I don't go there with intention to see like a fucking stunning masterpiece, like fucking Joker or like Parasite or Sonic the Hedgehog, Tricah. 2020. I'm just going there for fucking, like, just good times. At Pacific Rim, they had those fucking human kajus that were just all the fucking Yeager kajus that were, that was cool to me, you know? It's not a fucking prize winner, you know, but some of the stuff within it, but as a movie itself, it was kind of dog shit.

I'm always going to like the, like the Yeagers and the time, because I loved, when I first, when, when mobile suits, when Gundam busted onto the scene when I was a kid, that fucked me up. I was just like, I need one of these things. I need to this is like my everything. Just, I'd be piloting. I like robots and shit, but piloting a giant fucking robot is the

coolest shit. Zero. And, uh, Gundam, wing and Gundams the freaking Zero came out. I was, I wasn't even born yet. I'm pretty sure I wasn't born yet. But I felt that. Like my essence, wherever it was was like, power. Power. It's here.

Dude, this show was dope. Amazing. Gundam wings still probably, it's got to be top it's definitely in my top three of anime's but I don't know which one but Gundam Wing is so it's kind of what got me into

it's funny enough it kind of got me a little bit into politics as well because it was mainly it was giant fucking mobile suits fucking each other up and then politics it was just that was literally the two things and I was like dude this is so interesting and I remember

not knowing anything about like say gin that's in Marvel versus Capcom but I loved being him because of that fucking bloody a mobile suit. Yeah, like he would do his hypercomboes and it would come and punch you. That fucking punch. And then he would jump in it and start. It would just like one giant punch across the screen.

And then he would jump in his other one. He would jump in the fucking suit and start gunning you down. And I was like, dude, this is the coolest fucking shit. Like, come on. Like looking around like, come on guys. Who wouldn't want one of these things? And everybody would have wanted something like this. I'd want one too.

Yeah. It was dude And so like Oh We love Kaiju's We love I love

Kaiju's They're awesome But like Like one reason Why I liked I liked fucking Um I liked Pacific Rim so much

Because The Yeagers were basically Fucking Gundums Gundams And they got That's so fucking awesome That's amazing That's the best

concept Okay Derek Godzilla Before you continue Before you continue I got to ask One thing All right

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which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion. Recovered. It's actually I think somewhere north probably closer to 22, 23 after this year and each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open our call center is always waiting to take your call 24 7 365 Wow, Dan Morgan from Morgan and Morgan America's large injury law from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. There's only one right answer. Can we be honest? There's only one right answer, Derek, all right?

Now, I know there's facts, but there's only one right answer. All right? Now, let's see what you got. Okay, no, this is what I'm going to say. Because to me, the right answer is the fucking lizard. Now, to me, the right answer is Godzilla. And look it, look it.

I want to say this. Who? I got to say this. In what scenario is King Kong ever cool? It's a giant ape. It's a giant gorilla. Okay. Now, let me.

That's not cool. So first of all, you lost your N-word pass by saying that. No. No, no, no, no. No, no, no. It's being revoked. You are. You're going to get a letter soon and they're going to be like,

everybody has revoked. saying that will who are cruel punishment equal to a white man saying the N word please be warned you're gonna get that letter you're gonna be like

goddamn we're gonna try to burn it it's not gonna burn you're gonna try to rip it it's rip resistant you're not gonna be able to get rid of it no no no no you are the one

that needs to be stripped because you are assuming I need to be on the guerrilla side for very prejudiced for very racist reasons bro

it's not all right okay Give it to me. Gorillas are from the motherland, as are we. Direct, direct spawn of the beautiful content that is Africa, right? You gotta, you gotta go with your team, bro. No, do you, you sound like a plantation owner.

You sound like, you sound. The people from Asia understand their, they're leaning. You sound like Colonel Sanders, bitch. I understand them leaning towards. You understand that's exactly what you're sounding like. Look, look, look, you guys say I'm racist all you want. You might have some, there might be some proof in there that might be true for, right? I'm just saying it.

But, but once we listen to it, once we really dissect the facts, uh-huh. Godzilla has an advantage due to the aquatic battlefield and also the nuclear breath. But if you've watched a trailer, King Kong has a stick. Now with said stick, now, let's say an ape with the stick is significantly more dangerous. Not to mention...

It's pretty frightening. The ape that has a stick that could absorb the nuclear blast. It's in the trailer, guys. Go look it up. What kind of fucking stick is this? It absorbed it, and he hit it with it. It's all fucking lead stick. And I was...

It's a lead stick that fucking repels radiation or something. I saw it and I was like, I was like, I'm going Godzilla until I saw him with the stick and I was like, oh, Kong's going to win. Oh, shit. He got a stick, bro. He gave an ape a stick. Imagine a fucking Komodo dragon fighting a gorilla with a stick. Tell me, tell me that Komodo dragon's winning. Please.

Oh my God, dude. That's, you make a compelling argument now. You might be swaying me, but I still got to be honest. I still got to be real. So I've never understood the infatuation with a giant gorilla. Like I just, to me, it's kind of like, like, people are like, oh, King Kong. Like King Kong, that's so, I just like, dude, dude, it's, there's nothing like interesting about that. Not really.

He's probably the most. See, I'm the one that likes gorillas. I'm the one that wants to put fucking roids in them. King Kong is basically what I want. I understand that. No, no. King Kong is the epitome of me of. gorilla without roids you see

not to mention king Kong significantly more intelligent king Kong are probably outweigh most basketball players I mean I mean you're not wrong you're not fucking wrong

I can't breathe you're not wrong by that I'm gonna stop this offended people all I'm saying is that I'm going king Kong he has a stick that glows and you can't tell me a glowing stick isn't immediately cool in the hands of a fucking ape. All I'm saying, man, he's got to take the win. Just you guys wait. Everybody's going to be

like, Sweeney, you're stupid, you got no clues going on, you're dumb. I told my girlfriend I'm going for Congress, she was like, you're dumb. And I was like, you know what? You're calling me dumb right now. But when he beats the fuck out of that giant, that giant, incursive fucking lizard bitch, you guys are all going to understand that I'm not crazy. Kong for the fucking win, all right? Ending it there for me. It's going to win. Look, man, if Kong actually wins with the stick, I'll give him props.

Barring that, I can't fuck with Kong, man. Like, that's, come on, man. But I would like to see, I would like to see specifically for people to freak out. I want to see that. I want to see people get so mad that he fucking just, he hits Godzilla so hard. that his head fucking literally flies like a grand slam dude I want him fucking clears him to hit Godzilla to the floor and then like pop him like three more times

and just keep hitting it with the stick and I'll fucking I'll fucking erupt. I will wail. I'll be so happy, dude. I want King Kong to get a fucking barrel and then smash it and then fucking a giant monkey comes out of it and it's fucking Diddy.

And they jump from him. Let's start beating the shit out of him. The Indian Kong takes out his gun and has shoot peanuts. And he walks up the fucking Godzilla and fills his stomach full of peanuts. Just shoots him with a peanut gun and leaves him there.

And then they go off and fucking fight Allegan somewhere. The movie ends with the fucking the victory song. The da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. And then it just credits. And then everyone is just... it just happened

The most that would be That would be the time That you could never trust cinema again That'd be the moment Where you can't trust What you're gonna see To me that's like better than Martin Scorsesey shit Like that would be

Top tier Like that's a masterpiece You fucking trolled people so hard There would never be anything better than that And that's something that I've always thought about I was like I want to make a movie that has so much height and then the beginning scene starts and then it just ends. Then it just starts seeing credits.

For me, my dream is a movie that starts off one way, but then by the end of the movie, the complete tone is just different. Like, if you miss five minutes of the film, you will be like, I don't know what the fuck happened. five minutes this was a horror movie this was a horror movie about like possession and now godzilla's fighting donkey cong and downtown madhattan like what the fuck's going on here that's see that's dope i love shit like that that's just so it's so it's such a giant middle fingers of the audience you're like dude fuck you i'm just gonna do whatever

Fuck the fact The fact that you expect me To do what you want It's hilarious I'm the producer You guys paid money for this The fucking box office weekend No one's gonna believe you

No one's gonna believe That fucking Annabelle 3 ends With fucking Donkey Kong And Godzilla fighting in Manhattan No one's gonna believe that People are gonna go see that movie And then people are gonna figure out that It's about that

And more people are gonna go see the movie anyway You're gonna get a line in my pocket You're making me rich You can stop me Like bro Like you know what I want to see I want to see from Godzilla versus King Kong I want to see after they fucked each other up for a while

they just bring out lightsabers I just want to see some shit You were in the movie You were in the movie like dude this is fucking intense And then that shit just completely derails you It just completely like wait what's happening And they're good They're fucking I'm talking about like force pushes and shit

Like real good CGI Yeah Like real good CGI And then they open their mouths and then you see in their mouth you see like fucking uh you see like

uh what is they Nancy Pelosi and then Mitch McConnell like piloting in them and he'll be like what's happening here what's going on and then the movie ends right there so you can't get your money back and fuck it

you watch the entire fucking movie you can't get your money back I'm sorry 15 minutes of the movie was a different people on fucking Ryan Tomato are like talking about how like this will be their last of you because they're gonna kill themselves after this movie because they don't know

what the fuck's going on that's that's truly see look at I would have I would have gave I would have given Ryan Johnson props if you would have treated the last Jedi like that like if you would have just completely

fucked it I'm talking to the point where it's like I'm gonna make this shit unrecognizable to where it's so fucked you're like dude this guy knew exactly what he was doing he's fucking with people on purpose not just like I'm gonna be some edgy bitch and subvert expectations

but I'm talking about like I'm gonna fucking piss you off so bad because like I just I'd be like hey man props like fucking Luke dies in the in the first fucking two minutes you know he just shows up and then fucking race stabs him

and you're like why would you do that like she's just like oh I was just bored she's like I was just bored Like Luke shows up. He throws a lightaber off the fucking edge. Chewy smacks him a little too hard. He dies. That's Luke Skywalker's character's death.

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter

and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.

Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. And then Chooey starts assaulting Ray and fucking, like, starts getting fucking a taste for blood. He's like, you know what? I kind of like this. He speaks English. He's like this whole time. He straight up says,

Like this whole time I've been holding back my urges to talk to you in English. With fucking Keith David's voice. I've never been a big fan of Luke to be truthful. But now, now that I finally killed him, I understand the power of the dark side. You see, you all thought it was Jar Jar Jax who was going to betray you, but it was actually me, Chubaka. Of Chubaka. Of Chubbacca. Where's that big-eared niggas?

I gotta have a few words with him. Yoda was always in my way. Didn't allow me to expand the way I wanted to. It's like, what the fuck is going on? That's the rest of the movie. Okay, that is what cinema needs to become. Cinema needs to become eventually a fuck you to the people that think they deserve any kind of movie. No one deserves anything.

We can expect things, but we don't deserve shit. All we know is that we're going to pay our money to sit down. for about two hours and watch something. But I want people to start fucking up the world, man. Just make wild shit. Like, I want there to be a Rugrats cartoon where in the middle of the fucking game,

the middle of the movie, fucking Tommy Pickles gets up and blurts the hard R. And it sits back down. You're just like, well, what's happening? You know? I want to see fucking stew pickles

in like a saw scenario where he's been fucking, He fucking his blue fucking hair Just like I don't really want to die I'm just trying to figure out He's got to dig inside of fucking Chuckie's dad's head to get the key out

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