The Snark Tank - #59: Give Superman a Gun

Episode Date: February 19, 2021

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Hey, look. Dead me. I can't believe on me. You see, you can fuck with me. What I'm going to be. Hey, look, I hope it's me. That was one thing we got wrong. We were talking about, so we were talking about the Lugar in one of the episodes previously.

I can't remember if it was the last one that we did. It's a Ruger, right? No, no, no, the Lugar that the Lugar that we were talking about. We were talking about the Luger, right? Like, in one of the... Yeah, yeah. And we were like, oh, that's what... Well, I said, oh, that's what Han Solo's Blasters

modeled after, right? Apparently it's the whatever you just said, Derek, the fucking... The Mouser. The Mouser, yeah. Mouser. Sorry. Sorry, I don't know.

I bet some people lost their models. I should... I don't like Han Solo that much, but I should have known that being a fucking Star Wars punk like I am. Yeah. I like when he sexually harasses, what was it, Guido? When he just grabs his ass and then fucking...

And then, like, that's all it starts, the conversation. Yeah, yeah. That scene where Hans Solo grabs Guido's ass and fingers him until he squirts and then shoots him in the head. And then blows his fucking head off, dude. He gives him, he gives him a pre-death orgasm, bro. He gives him a pre-death orgasm. He squirts out his mouth. He's a different kind of creature.

And he blows his head off. Yo, that's so unbelievable. Welcome to the Snark Tank podcast. It's me. If Stephen King wrote Star Wars, it would have been like that. I'm trying. It would have that shit in there. Probably.

Oh, God. All right. It's me, Chris Raygo, and I'm here with Derek and. How you doing? And Tom Sweeney. I don't know why we started things off that way, but it's just that kind of a week, I guess. What was it was episode 58 last week, right? It was a thing.

So this is 59, which means we're 10 episodes away from the sex number, which we have. Yeah. What do we do? going for 69. That's got to be special. That's got to be a guest, right? Can we get to have a female guest? Yeah, it has to be like, it does.

It has to be something sexy, man. And let her, and she'll be a female guest, and we'll be completely, like, very, like, not talking about shit like that. And then she has to say, like, really crude shit. We've got a, we can't involve. We can't engage. She'll be like, oh, okay, wow. So back to what I was saying, Mass Effect, the special edition came out, and it's quite

We have to, if we could get an adult film star of some kind, that would be hilarious. Like for episode 69, I would love that. But that's unlikely. I can't talk to a porn star. I'm sorry. I can't talk to a porn star. Why, you're basically a point star. Not even like more, like, there's a little moral high ground.

Is this like, if I talk to a porn star and I've like fucking jacked it to, I just feel like, I'm like the planet's too small. I'm like officially the planet's too small and I've I've escaped my sphere What do you mean there's no moral high ground? Are you saying that you're more moral than a porn star? No, no, no, though I said there is no moral high ground Like I don't believe I'm better than anybody else

Like I just can't deal with that I can't deal with you playing a situation Where like, oh man, me talking to like I don't know, I saw a cure or something like that I'm like damn I pulverized my penis to you more times Than I would I like to admit Well I mean you don't have to you know

It doesn't have to be a bad Like, it would actually, actually, actually, it would be ideal if we went the whole episode without even mentioning it once. And because it would piss people off. No, no, no. For me, it wouldn't be, I would be fine not mentioning it. But my intern or something would be like, God damn, Kingston. You see, you saw yourself here. You saw yourself here at 16 years old when you and your homies pulled together, they got a browsers account.

Would you see yourself here right now? And I'm just like, you pulled together with your friends for a browsers account? Yeah, we pulled together. We all pulled together. The one person made an account. We all pulled together for like $5 a pop, and we all shared the account. That's fucking commitment, man. That is so bizarre.

Boys have no respect. Boys, dude, sports teams, dude, Derek can attest to this. Groups of athletes are the most disgusting, filthy dudes ever. One billion percent. Ever, bro. It's the, dude. This is the worst. Yeah.

I said it before. But we traded nudes, bro. I wouldn't do it for that. I had a girlfriend at the time. But all the boys would trade nudes, man. Like, that is demonic. Like, Pokemon cards? Like, fucking Pokemon cards, bro.

Like, I'll give you two pictures of Sarah if you give me one picture of Brian's... Brian. I was looking for Brian. Give me... Give me a picture of Brian Cranston's dick. You know? Like, give me a picture of Brianna's dick.

And it's like, what the fuck? What's going on? Brianna got a dick? It's like, yeah, dude, I saw it, man. It's crazy. Oh, man. I never did anything like that. Their own girlfriends, bro.

It's crazy. Yeah, it wasn't, like, we never did anything like that in sports, but I can definitely say I was never okay with the homo eroticism. Like that's, like, that's in sports, where everyone kind of like grabs each other's ass, slaps each other's ass, does a lot of gay shit in the locker room. in a way that it's like, it's funny to joke about stuff and talk shit, but like,

they're like physically engaging on you. I'm talking about like, there's this one dude that we call Tupac. He looked nothing like Tupac, but we just call him Tupac for whatever fucking reason. And he would like go up, if you would like tie your shoes, he would always,

he could be fucking on the other side of the locker room and then he'd find you and get behind you and start humping you and making kissing noises. It's like, and it was like, dude, it's not,

it's kind of funny. in retrospect, but at the time, at the time, I was like, God damn. Hold on, hold on. You're literally just describing sexual harassment. Yeah, 100%. Yes, it's literally that, dude.

Sports teams, yes, men's sports is sexual harassment, and it's totally fine. It's supposed to be supposed to be about a brotherhood. It's not a brotherhood, bro. You know how many times people, people will fucking touch my cheek when I was like, yo, dude, don't do that. Like in a middle of a basket, walk game like somebody would smack my ass

somebody was wrong man then it gives me smoochie faces I'm like bro if you kiss at me one more time I'm gonna fuck you up and then I would laugh because I was nervous because I was scared that this man was doing this to me and they'd be like yo you fucking love it I'm like no I don't I'm scared I'm just scared yeah I

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Stalantus Financial. Current vehicle must be registered to consumer at least 30 days prior to lease to qualify. Extra charge for miles over 32,500. Not all customers will qualify. Residency restrictions apply. Take delivery by 331. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan? and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Much of an athlete. I played like baseball when I was like younger. And I, I remember, I remember, I'm Puerto Rican. I had to play baseball.

I played baseball, too, I hated that shit. I didn't get it. I was good at it, but I didn't like it. But, and I remember just like all the, the kids that were on my team who were like super about it, who were like, yeah, man, I fucking love. And it's like, wow. I, uh, I hate this exact type of person. I think I knew what I was like little, like seven or eight. I was like, this is exactly what I don't want to become.

So I managed to avoid most of, like, uh, like, uh, like, I assume. athletes were kind of gross and fucking annoying and the worst. But I never actually experienced it firsthand. And I'm, you know, grateful for that. Passing women around like hot potatoes, bro. Passing girls like hot fucking potatoes. Real shit.

They just trade nudes of their own girlfriends. It's so fucked. Yeah, it's fucking evil. It's evil. It was the kind of shit that I'd be like, even me at that age, when I was way more angstead than I am now, I was just like, that's not okay, guys.

Like, I'll look. I'm going to look at this, but I'm never going to see. I'm never going to give you pictures of my girlfriend. And they're like, whatever, King. Look at this. And I'm like, whoa, her pretend is that big. That's actually kind of crazy.

Like, barring a woman that, like, is in the sex work kind of field or whatever, and she's already kind of out there, I could never, and I have never shared, like, news. Even though there have been moments where I kind of wanted to just being like, like, look at this. Look how gorgeous she is But I've never done it Because I'm just like

I can't That's fucked up Yeah because you have something called morality You understand right and wrong Yeah I guess And it upsets me Because sometimes I wish that I didn't Because even like say like

You know back in the day Religious back of the day Maybe you'd have fun You take pictures together and do shit And I'm like I'm proud of this work I wish I could share this with somebody But I can't

It's just like It's literally just for us And then that's where it dies and sometimes that makes me sad. It's a picture of her with her face glazed like a fucking donut. And you're like, guys, look at this. This is all me.

This is all fucking me, bro. Masterpiece. Aren't I great? You see how evenly fucking, you see how evenly glazed she is? You're a fucking addable. This is why we don't get ads. Like we always question.

No, this is why we don't get good ads. That's true, yeah. Because, look, man, telling you, the podcast I'll listen to, I have no idea how they get ads when all they do is just talk about the worst shit and show like fucking just barely censored dicks and stuff. And people doing the most insufferable shit. And they're like, oh, fucking, here's the best stuff. Here's mattresses. There's this. And I'm like, okay.

I guess the people aren't even. looking. I think they're not even looking at what they're putting on there. Yeah, I don't know, we'll see. I'm assuming. But we've got some, we've got some stuff to talk about this week. We've got, there's been this, I don't know what we want to start with necessarily, but I feel like this is just a good one. Fortnite. Fortnite. Let's start with Fortnite. Let's talk about Fortnite, guys. Like, what level are you in Fortnite if that's even a thing? I don't even know. I haven't played Fortnite. I played Fortnite like a month or two ago on my homies again. Christ. And it turned and it turned into us not playing Fortnite. It turned to us just laughing about

bullshit. That's it. You, you play like two games. You're like, oh, this is fucking hilarious. You started talking about dumb shit. You understand. You are reaching an age where it's inappropriate to play Fortnite, right? You understand this? I don't even like the game. That's what the homies meet up. I'm just, yeah, well, the playground is a place where homies meet up as well. But like, I'm just, I'm saying like, maybe don't. Maybe don't go to the playground. You see, what you did was you grabbed the basketball and then you reach to the, hope. No, absolutely not. You've never been, you've never been, you've, you live in New York. Hold on, hold on. No, no, no, I'm not going to, I'm not going to let you slip by this.

You've been to New York, you know that you go to fucking, you've seen playgrounds where there's fucking broken beer bottles and fucking condoms all over the ground and all sorts of crazy, whacked out shit at playground. Absolutely. Absolutely. That's any, that's any playground in a city. Yes. You know, the last I went to a playground, I want you to be, I'm being honest, I was maybe 12. You know what I was doing there? I was finding my fring as he was. He was, he was, was like, yo, some guy has weed.

You want to go buy weed? And I was like, I don't think I want to do this. And he went and I had to go get it because his mom was coming. It was like, yo, dude, seriously, you shouldn't be here. Your mom's coming down the street. He was like, oh shit, we ran. We hopped the gate and we went around the block. It was on Grant Avenue, Hunting 9th Street.

We went around the block over the Sheridan Avenue. We came back down. Then two weeks later, I moved. The last time I went to a play. The last time I've been to a playground was like probably like, I think 2015 before I moved down here because I had friends from Yonkers

because I had friends from Yonkers who were like, hey, you know, let's hang out again before you leave. And I'm like, yeah, I haven't been to yonkers in ages. And I went to the playground that I used to go to just out of curiosity to see how, see if it was still there. See like if they had built like a fucking YMCA there, fucking something. I don't know what the fuck.

But it was just covered in broken glass. It was just all these broken beer bottles. There was there were needles. There was a fucking. I kid you not an antill of condoms. Like people go there and contribute. Like they're building a monument. And I was like, well, this is significantly different than I recall.

I'm going now. And I left. But I don't know, man. Fortnite is... Fortnite. I've never actually... I've never played one second of it. I just never like interest me.

I think I played a total... I've probably played a total of like an hour and a half. Like I played with Bunti back when it was like new new, before they added all these like crazy skins and all these like fucking Thanos crossovers or whatever the fuck. It was just basic fucking, I was like, this is fine, I guess. Dude, there's fucking, there's concerts.

There's shows in Fortnite now. That's crazy. That shit is fucking, that's wild that I was like, people are in their avatars and now they're doing. I was just like this, I don't know if I like that. Michelle Obama. Live in Fortnite. And it's like, all right.

Why? Fucking Obama actually shows up and starts Joe striking everybody. He just fucks all your characters. Pretty much the boss battle is just you got to fucking stop Obama from drone strike in the Middle East. You got to stop Obama from Joe striking the Gaza Strip. That's your fucking mission. Except there's... But that'd be a great metal gear solid mission, honestly.

There's a twist, though. And the twist is that all the people who are gliding in at the beginning of every Fortnite games, they're the drones. They're like, what? What? I'm a drone? I'm one of the drones? Oh my God.

What were we going to talk about actually before we got to? I don't even know. So I wanted to talk about this gatekeeping tweet that had been making the rounds because it actually like fucking exploded. And it was this guy, what was his name, Black D-Gamer 1 or whatever the fuck was his Twitter account? Was it Stead for?

Black D? What did it stand for? Black Dick. That's what I thought. Black Dick gamer? That's what I thought. Or Chris, Chris thinks it's Black Damian gamer one. Damien. Damien?

Or it's like David. He's got like a really generic name, but he wants to make sure everybody knows. Black Daniel. He's not just a normal white game. I'm black, though. You better watch out. Don't make fun of me. And he's a gamer.

But he tweeted this thing about anime, which already had me angry because it's about anime. But he said, If all of your common knowledge of anime, common knowledge, which I found it weird that he even specified that because that makes it more okay. But if all of your common knowledge about anime is Demon Slayer, Naruto, Inuyasha, Bleach, One Piece, Fate, which I've never heard of. Dragon Ball Z, Sailor Moon, Gundam, My Hero, Yu-Gi-O, and Ghost In Shell, then you're not an anime fan. Normies stay the fuck out of anime. And it started... Yeah, that's a metric...

That's more anime... That is more anime, by the way, than I have seen. Just straight up. Like, actually, for real. If you watch a lot of anime, then you're not an anime fan. What the fuck does that mean? It's very bizarre. What does that mean?

Oh, my God. It's whatever, dude. I don't even... It's fucking... Dude, that's way worse than, like, hipsters and shit. That's way worse. Because hipsters are usually like, oh, I'll only listen to the underground shit or indie shit.

And like That this is like Listening to I don't know I guess the Arctic monkeys or something and being like Ah no you're not into fucking indie And it's like well what what what is What because they're because people actually like them? I don't understand Like what the fuck does that mean? That's weird

Because you're not watching fucking you're not watching You're not what's fucking wolf it Spison Wolf and shit like that and fucking Um fucking vampire hunter D or something I don't fucking know What's another fucking obscure ass anime a fucking black butler. And she's like, these animas that like most people can't sit through because there's so much dialogue and everyone's trying to kill themselves or fucking groping a woman.

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

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You've never seen Bible Black is like that, that's like a meme hentai that went viral a couple of years, like seven years ago because the voice acting was like really, really bad. There's a video on YouTube. There's a video on YouTube of me in 2014. reacting to it with like a bunch of other people.

A fucking Bokinopico or some shit. Yeah, and it's like, I don't know, man. Like, this is just weird to me. Like, I don't know how serious this guy was. It reads like a joke, but like I looked into it and it didn't seem that way. And it's just like... They're probably real. I know this attitude is real.

Like, which is honestly all that matters, honestly. Like, I've definitely like replied... Because there have been times where I've replied to tweets that like, that insinuate something. and it might just be like a tongue-in-cheek thing, but it's just a tweet that reminds me of, like, real opinions that exist. You know, then I'll just, like, I'll make an example out of this to commentate on the actual thing as opposed to it's... It's less about the specific tweet itself

and more about this real thing that it's kind of playing off of. And this is definitely, like, a real thing. Like, I know people who... I've known people who are like this, not necessarily about anime, but, like, with... Like, I remember back in the day, it's like, you're not a real gamer if you only play fucking... Call Duty and fucking...

battlefield and what's like you're like real video game you're a fucking you've never played Catherine you fucking what you like you've never played like I don't know

persona FES 3 like what the fuck you even call yourself what fucking gamers like okay the weird thing is that it insinuates that if you're a fan of a medium that you have to like like the majority

of things in that medium which is just not like the majority of every medium is mediocre trash. Like that's the majority of shit in any given like type of entertainment is just generic, boring, and garbage. You know, like that's the majority, that's

the overwhelming majority of content. That's why like everybody kind of gravitates to things that are uniquely of high quality. That's why famous things exist in the first place. Like, you can't tell me that the overwhelming the overwhelming majority of movies that have ever been

made are great. Like you can't You can't tell me that. That's just insane. Killer clowns from outer space exists. Space movie 1992. Yeah. It's just fucking fantastic movie. Come on, man.

Let's be real. I want to do one every time when I heard them say the title in the fucking like trailer, I was like, oh, he just said it. What is this movie? I wonder what the movie is about. Is it funny? It's, look, here's the thing. It's, I find it much more entertaining when people are reacting or reviewing it.

than actually just watching it. It's very hard to get through if you're just watching it. It's fucking awful. But I appreciate it. I appreciate it for what it is. Is it racially charged? Yes, but no. Like, it is, they are, you know, gay inwards from outer space.

But the thing is, they're sexist. They don't like women specifically. It's very, like, it's not racist. It's not really, like, they're just, like, say one of the guys' names. I love it. His name is D. Ildo. It's one of those movies. It's that kind of way. I tell you guys type in a space movie, that's a 92.

That was so stupid that it caught me off guard. That's why it's good. It's so, it's what I would have thought of when I was 10. Like, that's a name I would have thought that's fucking hilarious. D. I was the guy's name. Outer space. So. stupid.

The poster was circulating around on MySpace when I first saw it and I was like, there's no, like, I was like, there's no way this is real. I was like, there's no way. The film is on here? So it's on YouTube? Yes. And I actually commented on it recently saying, I'm so glad this movie's getting the, the, the treatment it deserves or whatever, because I guess it blew up on TikTok and then Elvis fucking. I fucking, with the help of Justin Wang, we fucking, we was like, oh, you guys, whatever gets the most likes I'll review, and then we made that movie win.

And then he did it again. And then fucking, Wang DM me, and he's like, hey, dude, let's do it again. And it was, this one was called Boss Inward. It's a great movie, though. It's a good movie. It's actually a good black exploitation. And just saying, after. There's a good black boy space that makes me sad a little bit.

Dude, there's, some black exploitation films are very good. Like, there's some Dolomite. Dude, you should probably... I watch the Dolomite movies. There's, some of them are very good. They're not just like, like, what the fuck is this bullshit? But this is like, oh, these movies are highly entertaining. I'm just saying.

I'm just saying. Well, what the fuck were you talking about? Listen, well, listen, if you're... If you're, if you only know gay N-Words from outer space and boss N-Words. then you're not a real fan of black splinting. No, like, I fucking, I don't know, this, it bothers me that these are real people, you know, like, that there are people who think, like,

I don't know, how, for every Mass Effect 2 and, like, Shadow of the Colossus, there's, like, fucking, probably, like, what, a hundred ride-to-hell retributions. Or, like, you know, you know, beautiful, beautiful game. That game is so fucking hilarious, dude. is a beautiful game.

It's funny, but it's not fun. It's funny for the wrong reasons. It's like, it's fucking, you bitch of shit. No, that's your thing. No,

no, no, no, you're thinking of Rogue Warrior. Oh, Rogue Warrior. That's my fucking shit. Which is another amazing one with Mickey,

was it Mickey Rourke cursing every two seconds of gameplay? Every time he kills somebody, he fucking just berates. That's a good move. Yeah, that's a good, that.

I never played that game, but I've seen just so much. He says racist shit, too. I love it, man. He says, like, really racist, like, shit to Asian people. What he's doing? I'm like, yes. That's hilarious. Fucking cock-sucking commie motherfuckers. It's like, go. Holy shit.

My shit. The fuck up, how you're dead now, motherfucker. I was going to be dead bitch. It's like, whoa. You know, I don't even think they gave him a script. I think they just, like, recorded him in a booth and just like, this is pretty good. We can use this for, like, for the game, I think. It kind of reminded me because I never played that.

to for that specific reason. It's insane. Yeah, I forgot. I saw Dunkey's review of it. I was like, holy shit, then I watched like fucking three hours a game playing. That was just like, this is hilarious, dude. Yeah, dude. Yeah. These weeps got to go, man. These weaves got to go.

Anime's got to go, but particularly... I like some action. The worst thing, elitist weaves, to me, as a premise is wild. Like... Like a username. Elitist weave. Yeah.

It is a pretty good, it is a pretty good day. Don't be a weeb, guys. Don't be a weeps, yes. I mean, you are a weave, though. I was once. I definitely was once a weave. Once always. I admit that. No, not at all. Imagine if someone ever said anything like that to me in person, like I'm not a violent person per se, but I probably would just hit them because it's so stupid. It's like, it's that whole argument.

Remember the argument when people would say like, oh, it's almost the same thing when people talk about, subtitles versus dubbed where sub and dub yeah yeah like that that really upsets me because it's just I feel like most a lot of people especially in Americans

God ends anime because of dubbed Dragon Ball Zion Tunei yeah that was like a lot of people's first introduction to anime yeah so and I'm like that's fucking anime and that's how I discovered that and it's hard for me to watch it with the Japanese just the

original because the especially Goku's voice is it's a fucking whiny woman and it's very hard for me to fucking like it legitimately. It's rough, yeah. It's very hard for me to listen to it. In fairness, I do think Dragon Ball Z.

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder,

and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

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It's weird because that's the anime that I think introduced a lot of people to anime, and it's the dub that introduce a lot of people to anime, but it's also coincidentally, like the best dub of, like, any anime. Like, like, there's probably like a handful of other ones that are just as good, but like, I would say the best as that in Cobway B-Bob. Well, yeah, but like, that's what I'm saying. It's like these- But Dragon Ball, I think beats it. Dragon Ball is particularly good. Like, because I've seen dubbed anime that are fucking, like, I've never even seen the Japanese, or I've never even seen, I've never even seen the show before, but I can tell, like,

wow, this is, this is bad. Like, this is not, everything sounds wrong. The acting is stilted. It's terrible. These people, don't care. They don't care. That's the biggest ticket. You can tell. You can tell. For sure.

I think we might have had this conversation before, but like I really do feel like whenever somebody just like inherently prefers the Japanese stuff, but I think it's really just because we speak English and we know what bad English acting sounds like. And we understand that like, okay, so that's, this guy doesn't give a shit. I don't know what bad Japanese acting is. I have no fucking idea. It's hard. I have no idea because I don't speak that language.

I don't know the intonations that I'm expected to. For me, it's when a character has a particular physical form that their voice severely contrasts with for no reason. That's why I get a problem. Like Goku. Like Goku. Yeah.

Goku's this fucking, Goku's a fucking, like, Goku is crazy muscular. I can't, I can't fucking deal with it. It upsets me so much. I can't deal with it.

I can't handle that. The thing. The thing. Goku sounds younger than Gohan, bro. There's a weird thing in that show too where King Kai sounds like this depressed elderly. Like he doesn't, like all of his, all of his lines, I mean, I can't speak Japanese. I don't know any Japanese, but imagine, imagine I'm saying this in Japanese, but he's like, Goku, what are you doing?

You can't stay here. But his, but his character is like screaming. So it, like, it's, I look at it and I feel like I'm having like a fucking aneurysm or like a stroke or something because like This doesn't... This is just wrong, isn't it? Like, this isn't like an interpretation. Like, you're just not... This guy's not acting right.

Like, he's just wrong. And it's stuff like that where it's like, okay, you know, I can see that and be like, that's bad. That's not necessarily the best Japanese, but, like, I think most people just, like, can't tell. So they just prefer it when they can't tell. But Dragon Loll... I think you're right, dude.

And especially a lot of, uh, there's just a lot of... It doesn't work... One thing I do notice, though, too, it doesn't really work very well when everyone's yelling in English, when it's dubbed. Versus, like, say, and I think this is why people, they hear a lot of Japanese voice actors. And a lot of times, they're fucking always yelling. They're yelling a lot. Like, it's always hyped. Like, they're hamming it up at every, like, always.

And it just sounds, I don't know, the way their language cuts to you, it sounds so different. I fucking hate it when I'm hearing this like kind of it just sounds stupid as fuck and I think that's why a lot of times maybe it bothers them too where it just like I don't have a great example right now but I think I know what a lot

I think people know what I'm talking about so I think it doesn't translate as well and so it's just better if people just kind of figure out the subtlety and they just they just kind of find the range when you say like they actually give a shit yeah yeah and um you know what's crazy dude I just realized

Friza is voiced by a man But Goku's voice by a woman Isn't that crazy What? That's so hilarious Yeah that's It seems like the most Androgynous character

Like I've ever seen an anime Oh yeah We all thought Freezo the woman When he was We all thought Freezo the woman Was it first introduced Hell yeah

I was like Was Treeso girl or boy I don't know But Freeza's a man And Goku's a girl Yeah It's kind of crazy Like I remember when I was a kid

I didn't Keep his useful voice They want to use that Sorry what were you saying? I guess they wanted to keep his youthful voice sounding, so I guess they made it a girl so you can sound kind of young-ish, like a youngish man our whole life.

I think it was just that they couldn't recast Goku, right? Because it was the same voice actor from like the Dragon Ball, right? Dragon Ball, right? I'd assume. I guess they just wanted to keep it the same actress. But like, I don't know. Like, I've seen enough of Japanese Dragon Ball Zee to kind of like,

all right, like, it doesn't bother me as much, but I still very much prefer like Sean Shemmel and Christopher Sabat and like that crew of voice actors in particular are just like really really good and they just deliver their lines really really well and and Freeza in particular

was awesome like just awesome like in English and in Japanese in fairness but I don't know it's just such a uniquely good first dub to introduce people to an entire medium to the point where it's like a lot of other dubs like really aren't good like if I'm gonna if I'm really going to

give an anime a shot I'm probably going to watch it with subtitles because I just know in my heart of hearts that like chances are it's just not going to be as good as Dragon Ball. Very likely. And most like and in most cases it just isn't. That's what happened with the I tried I tried watching because I watched attack on tight when it first came out of my oh this is pretty interesting and it was in subtitles because that's all that's available. That's fine. I'm like this is enjoyable and I tried watching it when it was dubbed and I ran into that problem where I was like these people suck dick and they also for some reason they were

pronouncing Mikaasa's name wrong they were pronouncing Mika-sa and I was like I can't watch this like I couldn't even get past the first episode not the first episode but I think whatever I was just like dude this is so I don't even understand why you would change the pronunciation of the fucking that blew my fucking mind

because I was like when does that ever been done it's weird it happens sometimes it's like how people read things dude it reminds me it reminds me of fucking the oh my god the uh the avatar the last Airbrender movie when they named him on oh oh even though it's a fucking english show it's like in english and his name is it makes me so angry how does that happen emma shemelon was a fucking

dick hey he's a piece of shit he's a piece of shit he claimed to be a fan of that show and got so much of it wrong he got so much of it wrong no i think it's just his fucking kids were fans there's no way Chris showed me a scene that I forgot about It was when the fucking like Eight Earthbenders came And they fucking threw pebbles Slowly at the firebenders And I was like what the fuck is it

They were dancing It looked like a dance troupe It looked like fucking It looked like fucking pitch perfect or something Or like step it up Like it looked like It looked like a dance movie And it's just all these like

Earthbenders doing like Synchronized Tai Chi and then they go like, whoa, and then like this big, this big boulder floats at like two miles an hour towards this firebender,

and the firebender's like, and it hits him. Like he couldn't, there was no way. There was no way that he was going to get past it. And I'm like, wow, this is, even as like an interpretation,

like even if this was like a weird, like stylistic interoperation, of like, oh, I'm going to take the Last Airbender and do it in my own style. It's just such an objectively stupid style to do anything in. I can't believe that. I have no words. I have no words for that movie. What?

No, it's not worth watching. I haven't seen it. But I was just saying, is it worth, like, watching with friends to, like, fucking laugh about it? No. Do you like Avatar? Do you like The Last Airbender? I actually, I never actually got into it. Just because it was, you can watch it.

if you were a fan of that show at all, it's going to hurt you watching that. The biggest problem is that they very much so specifically kind of put out the rate. Like, Ang is played by a white man. Ang is so obviously an Asian man. He's so obviously like an Asian person. Zucco is so obviously another person of Asian descent also. But then they just make them like Zucco is an Indian guy from Slumdog Millionaire. Don't ask me why.

That was weird. And an Ang is this little white kid. It's a little white kid. I'm just like, why? Oh, wow, that's weird. Is that ang. Is it worse than Dragon Ball Evolution, would you say? Ooh, those are compatible.

Oh, my God. Movie fight. Movie fight. That's a comparable fight right there. Wow. Jungle Bo Evolution's ridiculous, bro. That's one of the worst things I've ever seen in my life. I watched it often.

Okay. Okay, I think, all right, hold on. I think Dragon Ball Evolution is definitely worse. Like, it's definitely, it is. is definitely worse. It's, it's, it's,

Kingston, it's definitely worse. And I think you know that. Evolution's bad, bro. Evolution is, is really, like,

but I didn't pay money to see evolution. That's the thing. That doesn't matter. That doesn't matter. That's not, that's not a factor. I understand that it stinks more.

No, no, no, it's a factor. That, that creates scars. After I saw that movie, that's the first time

I ever wanted to be like, I want my money back. But that's, I've never said that. I saw fucking, what's the movie? I thought I was horrible and I watched it and I was like this is I saw that Robin Hood movie The Robin would come like in 2000 fucking 11 and that movie was like about Russell Crow?

Yes movie was fucking is that one where what's his fucking face? Sings uh the that Nirvana song on the floating boat oh I'm thinking oh no no no hold I'm thinking of Peter Pan do you remember that fucking Hugh Jackman yo this is this is a Hugh Jackman Peter Pan so there's a I can't really I can't believe I just remember this. There's, I swear to God, I think it's just called Pan, because it was when they were making these, like, these one word, like, edgy, like,

kind of, like, retellings of, like, classic movies. But I swear to God, Hugh Jackman, Nirvana. It's the first thing that pops up on YouTube. Hugh Jackman, yeah, Nirvana. He sings smells like teen spirit, and he's Captain Hook, and he's singing it with his horde of merry men. I don't know what the fuck. fairy tale this is.

But it's real and it's one of the most confusing things I think I've ever seen. They're watching it right now. They're watching it so they're not saying

anything because they're absorbing what I'm telling you. I'm sure if you're listening to this podcast, you can go watch this yourself. How come I didn't... They're going hard. Don't get me wrong.

It sounds pretty good. You're funny. And it's stupid. It's cool. It's atmospheric. Singing in unison like that like an actual chorus is fun.

But what the fuck Is in this context? I have no idea. There's a bunch of filthy fucking miners fucking seeking. Yo, the boats are flying, bro. There's a flying boat. What fucking years is this supposed to be? I think this is 2006.

I don't know, man. This is a real thing, though. Like, uh... Oh, wow. I can't believe I've never seen this before. I, I'm actually shocked. I feel like I've definitely mentioned it. But, because this has been on my mind for years.

I have not, I have not been able to successfully. remove this clip from my, from my memory. Um, because it's so vivid. He also just looks really silly, uh, as Captain Hook. It's not that good of a design. He's supposed to be black beard. Uh, I never would have knew this existed if you didn't say anything. Oh, is he, is he, is he blackbeard? Yeah. I mean, he with what, with fucking Chinese armor? What the hell? What are you talking about? They said,

they said it. They said it. Oh, weird. I don't know this like, I don't know. Why does he look like a fuck? He looks like nobunaga. He looks like nobunaga. He does. He's like a Samarai. No, he totally, dude, that's totally, if you look at Nobunaga Oda, like, and how they usually to pick him with feathers on his shit to in black armor, what the fuck is this? This, it looks like Destiny Armor a little bit to me, because there's like a Titan armor piece that looks a lot like this with the fur.

Yeah, with the frilled coat. Like Shaxes, right? In the Shaxes, it's a little Shaxtus cut armor, I think? It's kind of. I just love that song. I think this goes hard on it. It's a good song, but it's, I can't even describe how baffling this. is in the context of the film.

Like, it, it is one of the most bad, it comes out of fucking nowhere, and you're just like, it has no bearing either. Like, it's not even like, thematically relevant. It's just weird. But.

That's where I'm like, why are they seeing that? Are they all, okay, whatever, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. That goes hard.

I'd watch it again. I'm watching it again. What were we even talking about? I don't remember. I was talking about. None of those are things. Anyway, I'm sorry.

Okay, I'm done with it. I put it away. What were we talking about? Like, what, let us here? We're talking about anime, and then it somehow got to

Peter Pan somehow. You said there was a movie, there was a 2011 movie that you saw. Oh, Robin Hood. Robin Hood. Oh, right, right. Russell Crowe, and then it reminded you on Peter Pan. That movie was so fucking Dickwater. That movie was so fucking dickwere.

I felt bad because I gifted that movie to somebody for Christmas. Damn. So fucking terrible. That's almost as bad as the Scorpion King 2 specifically on Blu-ray. Did someone get you that before? I thought you said a story about there where someone got you Scorpy. No, no, no, no, no.

This is a classic sketch comedy video from like 2007 that I have not been able to get. Oh my God, balloon shop. Yeah, balloon shop. Yeah, I remember. My fucking friend. Right now with Ram Trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees,

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20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder, and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

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Gift two years in a row gifted me kid rock albums for my birthday. I was so mad. I was like, the first time I was like, oh, okay, because it was the album with ball with the ball, whatever and I was like oh my god I was like I don't know that that's that's catchy I get I don't fucking like kid rock I don't you fucking fuck about kid rock do people everything was wrong with him do people like I don't think I said everything's wrong with him did you just say everything's wrong with him yes absolutely oh my fucking God that's so I do he's

okay okay so he's this like southern guy that didn't grow up in the south he's from like fucking Detroit or some shit that like pretends that was like, oh, I'm fucking some dirty South American rocker guy, but then he also wraps. He's like the weirdest, like, it's such a niche thing that took off and I can't believe it took off. Did you guys not watch Rock of Love? I watched that shit after the fucking favor of love. That was Brett. That was Brett Michaels. Yeah, was that Brett Michaels? That's not Criter Rock? No. Oh, the same dude. They're not the same people. They look alike. They look alike to me, definitely. They definitely look alike to me. Brett Michaels was fucking just some balding asshole that would wear a bandana all the time

And um Well he wasn't bald during the show I think was he Oh he was definitely bald he'd never seen him without this Look at Brett Michaels without a hat He's bald as shit I mean he may not be now because technology's pretty good But He's still here right

He didn't die yet Yeah I don't do so No no no I think we would have heard of it No you like it has only like really talented people You know who died Recently That's like we forget

Oh Shut the fuck up Shut the fuck up No, I was like, he has hair. No, no, no, no, no. He has hair. What are you talking? He's bald.

He's bald, Kingston. I see hair. I see it. When I was watching the show, I saw him with hair. I swear to God. He never was without his fucking bandana, dude. I see him with hair. I see hair on his head.

It's on his head. It's on his head. The bandanas is in front of his head. Kingston doesn't understand. Yeah, Kingston doesn't understand object permanence. Look, all I got to say, I'm gonna look like kid rock. He's gonna look like kid rock, I bet. No. No. He looks absolutely nothing like kid rock.

No, he doesn't. What the fuck are you talking about? He does not. That is me. That is me assuming white people that sing rock music, I'll have a long blonde here. Exactly. That is exactly what I did. I'm so sorry. He doesn't even sing rock music though. Like, isn't Kid Rock like a fucking weird, like a country dude? Like a, like a, he, it's he does Southern rock and like some rap. Like he's like, he's like fucking run DMC and like he's like, I can't even say that. That's still. disrespectful. It's like, he's like, he's like a want, he's like, Sugar Hill gang and fucking, I don't, like, a shitty, shitty, shitty, shitty, fuck. I can't even say that. I was going to try to, like,

I can't compare him to anyone that's, like, kind of good. That's so disrespectful. I was going to say, Leonard Skinnered, but like, even saying they're a shitty, I think a shitty Leonard, I think a shitty Leonard Skittler would be pretty good, because they're actually pretty, they're like fucking amazing. which I don't give them enough credit I never like I'm like I don't they put out some really good shit that's like

and then I just don't probably because they're just like rednecks and shit I think that's what I think that's what it is it's like a weird thing you can respect them you don't respect them so much as their rednecks I feel you

it's hard to get it's hard to get past it's like it's like such a you know and I know some people that are pretty you know country pretty backwoods or whatever uh yeah I know some people like that but there's just like a whole thing that's kind of tied to the Confederacy

that's so just, it's just I don't like it. I just don't. I know, I know, dude, I've met a bunch of people who are like fucking, because we lived up state New York, right? And like, there were bumpkins where we live. There were like some fucking Hickesville bumpkins, especially what, because I lived

because I lived and went to school in Pekipsy, so I was like, I cut through like most of Waduch County from where I lived. So I met people along the way that were like people from like fucking like a place called up spacking kill, like a place called it was where Onion Town was I forgot what it's called

I think it's Dover Dover or Clover Dover I don't know something like that It was in the woods It was like there were trailer parks There were trailer parks up there There were so many people that talked like Fucking like Listen here John Boy like I don't like

Like they talk like that But they're super fucking liberal Like really progressive people And it's like what the fuck is this That's hilarious That reminds me about that fucking guy That reminds you like that That was that guy, uh, cult of dusty, that YouTuber.

Oh, yeah. Because he's like, like, like, hyper-liberal. But he's like, oh, God damn. He's like, I'm bro Mississippi. And I was like, dude, that's fucking weird. You're an anomaly, bro. You're a fucking anomaly. Yeah.

I forgot about him. It's so wild, man. Yeah, he's like, he just streams. Oh, sometimes I pop in and see what the fuck he's talking about. Because I don't know, I can't resist. I can't fucking resist. I thought he was dead like Dr. Drew. You still got it in

You still had to work it in somehow Did you? Pretty good No, but fucking Your obsession for Dr. Jude's death is admirable Thank you You're gonna get so many tweets

When he accidentally I know I'm really not looking forward to that day But at the same time I kind of Imagine I'm trending Like along with Dr. Juke Dude Everybody thinks I killed him

We will make that happen We'll make sure everybody fucking You don't want that happen You think you want that to happen. So here's the thing. Chris Reagan killed Dr. Drew. That's what's going to... It is in my best interest that Dr. Drew stays alive for as long as possible

because I want to keep tricking people into thinking he's dead. Like, I want to do that for a very, very long time. I don't want this to end any time soon. I want to trick my kids into thinking he's dead. Like, I don't want to... You want to trick your kids into thinking he was dead before they were born. No, no, no, that he died currently, like, every single week. What are you expecting?

But, yeah, I don't know. I don't know where how we got him. here. I don't know what the fuck we were even talking about this point. But heard you're expecting, Chris. Huh? What? I hope not. I heard you're...

I heard different. I'm just saying. What the fuck we were talking about? Expecting what? To die? You don't know what that means when someone says you're expecting? Like you're having you're with child? Right now with Ram truck's declaration of deals.

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Good luck, bro. You don't think you don't think Chris make a good father? I don't think anyone I know Jenny has a mentality to be a parent yet because we're our generation. Yeah. Our generation, we're just not, we're not built for kids. We're very, we're very individualistic generation. Like, we all kind of want to, I feel like our generation really does, it's like,

go out and do the thing for yourself and like be fucking, like, be a mogul, be a fucking, be, not a mogul necessarily, but like an independent kind of person who like goes and does their own fucking thing. And I feel like a kid is just so inherently, like, contradictory to that because a kid is is just cooperation. I don't know how to cooperate with myself, really. Like, so cooperating with another person? I wake up sometimes and I can't figure out why I'm upset.

How the fuck am I going to raise a kid? Yeah, no, that's bad. I can't figure out what's wrong. I'm like, I'm annoyed. I'm annoyed by something, but I can't put my finger on it. But that's the thing. It's like I feel like our parents probably weren't, probably were like even less prepared.

You know what I mean? Absolutely. Because there's less information, there's less information that, they, I guess the economy was better and they like, you know, like they, you know, my parents got to, you know, actually buy things with their minimum wage, uh, salary. Um, but, but aside from that, it's like, I don't know, like, they don't, they don't have nearly as much information about how the world works or like how to, how to succeed as I do. But at the same time, it's just like, there's no way. Like, I look at a kid and I'm like, fuck. That is a, uh, a scary amount of responsibility. That is like not yet. That is like not yet for me. Like, I want one down the line, but like, um my brakes are pumped i'll rent one not i don't want to rent a child i feel like i would never be ready until it happens yeah i feel like i'll never feel ready that's that's that's probably the case with most things like that where it's like yeah absolutely because because i remember like one time when i had like a scare where we're like we thought it was pretty

likely that that was the case and i remember being like oh man uh i don't want that to have but I guess that's just my life now. Like I was ready to just be like, all right, I guess that's it. I guess I just have to fucking figure out how to raise a kid. I was actually like totally like weirdly unfazed by it, you know, even though this was like years and years ago. This was like when I was like 24 or something, like when I was like in no condition. That's interesting. Yeah, but I think.

Absolutely not. So I do think it's like it might just be one of those things where it's like right now. It's like if I was to make the active decision, I would be like no. But if it were to happen, I'd be like, all right, well, I guess. figure this out because I don't know like it seems it just seems like something that like you might as well like get this over with when it happens. For me, I realize at a very young age that parents are just children, they're just children with children.

I realized that at a very young age. My son had a first kid like 18 and I realized that she's, I saw myself who's definitely not a person of sound of mine and like a very responsible person like have a kid. and I was like Uh anyone can do this Yeah Like anyone

Anyone could just happen A kid One of my cousins Just had a kid And He is still insane Like Like I remember him

Being like this Like insane cousin of mine Who would always just like It just Just Just the strange Family member That would just come over

And he would like Make everybody laugh And he'd be insane He'd have all these Like Ridicous stories And like Oh yeah

I built the fuck I built a cabin in the woods and I left it there. You know, it's like, what the fuck? What are you doing? And he has a kid now. He had a kid recently. And I'm like, what, are you different? And he's like, nah, man.

He's like, and he's the same fucking person. And I'm just like, I guess you just do these things. I guess these things just sort of happen to people. And it's like, they just sort of make do. But I, I don't know. If I'm really thinking about it, I can't imagine it. But I know, like, if that situation were to arise, I'd just be like, ah, whatever.

because I was totally fine fucking when I was way less prepared. Yeah, no, I'm not having it. I don't want kids yet. I don't want kids yet. I don't want to worry about them because I don't. It's too bad. But if your girlfriend, Kingston,

if your girlfriend came to you and it's like, I'm pregnant, I'm not going to get rid of it. What would you do? I'd be very stressed. You would be very stressed. But you probably just, you'd probably just figure it out. You move to Mexico or are you stepping up? You're stepping up?

You step up? You step up? You step up. I have to. I have to. I have to. I have to. I have to.

I fucking sold those seeds. I planted that fucking seed. So I got to fucking deal with it. I might have, I might resent my kid a little bit. It's like, oh man, I want to do so much.

But like, I would do it. I'm like, well, hey, dude. You know, you can always move to fucking, you can always move to fucking South America.

Fucking start a, start a fucking coffee fucking, you know, coffee, harvesting. Yeah, some shit. I couldn't do it because like,

I couldn't be, I couldn't sleep soundly knowing that like, my kid. kid is out because like you know I didn't have both my parents you know I had my grandmother's I I didn't have my mom my mom passed away and my dad wasn't very in like the picture you know so for me personally I couldn't I couldn't imagine doing that to my kid yeah yeah no I totally get it no I totally I'd be like I guess I got a five but what if what if what if the choices though you either stay like somebody like gives you a crystal ball like some fucking witch just coming up to me like hey hey

if you raise your child he's going to become a serial killer but if you a band him, he will grow up to be like a fucking straight A eagle scout. What would you do? God, obviously, I'm going to protect the planet. And if I would not have a serial. Like, I'm not going to choose to raise my serial killer child. Because I feel like me, because I feel like me choosing to raise him as not a serial killer

would make him a serial killer. Or me trying to raise him as a serial killer would just make him a serial killer. Yeah, yeah. So, like, I don't know how I'm, but I feel like I'm just a problem in that situation. Yeah, exactly. You would, you would, you would be like, okay, son. So I received word from a wizard that you'd turn out this way. These are snuff films.

These are murders that happen. These are murders that I have on tape. Watch these now and understand that you're not supposed to do anything like this. And he just goes like, whoa, this is cool. This shit's rad. I like this. Where's my cat? Put the cat in a microwave.

He's like, Dad, look what I did. I made lasagna, and it's a cat in a microwave. You're like, what the fuck is this? It's always the cat. It's always the cat first. The dog's too big. Dogs are big. And the dogs in the teens.

The dogs are the teens. Kind of like, the cat is laying there being a bitch. So you're like, fuck this cat. You just cook it. You start off by kicking it in the chest real hard, make it hit a wall so it can't go anywhere. You pick it up afterwards. You go do it. You got to do with it.

I think this. I think Kingsen's kids just doomed to be a serial killer regardless. I don't think so. My kids are half Lily, so they're going to be good. Sure. How do you know she's not have serial killer? I would assume she's not She might be really good at hiding it man

She might be very If she's hiding it She is the best person At hiding any sort of malintent Jeans Because she's so happy And smiling all the time That I couldn't imagine her being evil at all

That's usually what they say about serial killers People also have said the same shit about me When I was younger Oh you seem so happy And it's like yeah you're wrong I mean they say that shit There's a darkness inside of me They say that shit about serial killers all the time

It's like I wouldn't it make expected him. He's so nice and so charming. They said that about white kids that end up going crazy when they probably could tell his in when they say. You're like, oh man, he was a straight A student. I never saw him doing anything like that. And then come to find out in grades where he was fucking twisting little kids' penises.

Like that like fucking ball tapping kids and shit. Like, oh wow, you guys didn't see this? All these accounts talking about him being the worst person in school. No, no, no. But they say that about like, serial killers are like notoriously like charming people. That's like a pretty common thing with them. It's like people don't

see it coming from those people because they just manage to hide it so well because they're fucking master manipulators. All I'm saying is this, when you meet someone who's off, you can feel it. I mean, there's certain people you can... No, no, no, no, no, no, no. There's certain people. I disagree with that entirely. I think that there are some...

I've met people who have been off and I can taste it. Yeah, well, that's because they're bad at hiding it. You know the people, when you meet somebody who's off and bad at hiding the fact that they're off, yeah, it's obvious that they're off. That fucking kid in my fucking high school that, like, yeah, fat ed who fucking... fucking typed on an empty monitor

that was like completely off and like whispered stop to himself. Yeah. I could tell I could tell that there was something a little bit off about him. But like there are people that I knew in high school that ended up doing fucking wild shit that I'm like, whoa, that person? Totally surprised. What's worse? What's worse? Is that what if I'm off too? And I could tell it off because I'm off.

It's just like, it's like tuning into a similar wavelength. It's like, oh shit, you're crazy. And you're like, how do you know that? I think because I'm crazy too. He looks at you and you start thinking his words in his voice. And he nods at me exactly what I'm thinking. He's like, I'm like, oh, no.

Tell you what, all you need to do if you have a kid and you don't want one is just move to Texas and then everybody will assume that you're dead because Texas is getting fucked right now. By an 18 state storm. Dude, Texas, like I've seen so. I saw this photo, like I retweeted it. You can find out on my Twitter if you're listening to this show.

If you listen a couple days back, I think, what is it? The 16th, February 16th, I tweeted it. Is this picture of a fucking ceiling fan with icicles dripping down it? Yeah, like in the halls of an apartment complex. Yeah, in Texas. It's like, holy fucking shit. They're getting, I think they're, like, I read like a report earlier. It's like four million people without power in Texas.

Yeah. It's got a fucked up. Because I have a friend in Texas and I was like, hey, you good? Haven't heard back. And hours. Oh, my God. That's actually scary. Yeah.

Oh, shit. Hey, you good? I saw so many. Nothing. I saw so many fucking tweets of people like, who here lives in a fucking, who here lives in like New York? And, uh, right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals. Well qualified current FCA lessees.

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dude, that's so shitty. Like, you gotta know that it's like, it's not, like, it's funny. Okay, listen, like, when Californians are, like, walk outside and it's like 55 degrees and they're like, it's freezing. That's funny. Because it's just like, come on.

Like, it's, it's not that cold really. Even by, even as somebody who's acclimated to the temperature out here, like, 55 is fine. But when you're living in like a state that is usually fucking scalding, and the buildings are built for that temperature and there's like, no insulation around the pipes. They're not built to sustain this amount of cold and moisture and all this shit. That's not a joke.

Like, that's not like, I'm not saying you can't joke about it. You can joke about whatever the fuck you want, but like, it's not the same as like, somebody in California complaining about it being cold when it's 60 degrees. You know what I mean? That's hilarious. It's, it is fucking crazy. I have never in my life. I've lived in sub, like, I've experienced subzero.

And I have never seen icicles dripping from a, a fucking ceiling fan. I've never, when I was little, I didn't understand how that formed. I would see that shit and I'd be like, how does that happen? Water would just fall. Duh, it doesn't freeze.

Someone made this. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. What? I'm like, whatever water's freezing, it would just fall down. How the fuck is this happening? I was also like seven.

When I first started seeing that shit like on movies that people would have like fucking like snotsicles or there'd be like people like outside in cartoon. Oh. be like fucking like little icicles hanging from something like how that's impossible you're talking you're talking about just the general concept of ice the general concept of ice hanging from something like being stuck and like hanging not just falling i understand it's like how the fuck is that wouldn't understand that i thought i thought you were talking about specifically like ice hanging from

a ceiling fan and you were like when you were a kid and you saw that like you didn't understand and i was like i just saw this for the first time today like i have never seen ice dangling pit ice hanging down like fucking stagnites or tights, whichever one it is, blew my mind. I was like, I don't understand how that works. Yeah, you can like leave your freezer open for a while and everything will start to get all fucked up and then close it and it'll make some icicles. Do you remember that? Do you remember that?

Like, there's some fridges that are still like that, but I remember like, because my freezer is just like a colder fridge, you know what I mean? Like it's not, it doesn't, but like I remember my aunt had in the Bronx. She had a fridge and she had like an ice. box that was like literally like the the edges of the of the the the compartment were like frozen and it was like actually like ice and it was like oh shit what the fuck is that like a thing that you can choose I don't even know was that I haven't we lived all over and we haven't chose a fridge yet honestly so I don't know if that really works like that yeah I'm trying to think now I don't know I just

realize is that like a different type of fridge is that like a I'm getting off topic the I don't know, man. The fucking Texans being in fucking serious distress because this storm, yo, the storm you showed me earlier was like that stretches from Texas

to New York. It's 18. It says it's from Texas side thing, Maine. That's crazy. That is inconceivable. 18, bro. 18 states. 18.

That's fucking unbelievable. That's comic. I mean, if you, sometimes do you can see some fucking sometimes look at the globe and look at some hurricanes and shit. When they're not over a continent. And if they made it, they would just cover

everything. There's hurricanes. Because hurricanes get stronger the longer they travel off like water. So by the time, and then when it gets closer to water, they get dispersed slightly as they get closer. But some of them are like comedic, like

Eastern seaboard like fucking like gone. Like all of Florida, Louisiana, Atlanta and all that shit. It just blows my mind. It's like, what the fuck? Yeah. It's, I don't know, man. Like, I really feel bad for, like, because they just really just genuinely weren't expecting this.

And they had no reason to expect this. This is like some crazy. He was fucked up? What? A lot of people just moved to Texas. I know. Yep. That is so fucked up.

Cosmically unfortunate. Not, yeah, yeah. I think, wasn't Dave Rubin saying something about, like, step your way up, that's all. No, Dave Rubin still lives in L.A., I think. But people were, like, begging him to move to Texas. Like, get out of there. Come to Texas.

Texas is where it's better and like now no one has power over there and they're fucking freezing to death like actually people are dying like it's no like it's actually like a serious fucking thing. They don't got heat. Can you imagine being, can you imagine like genuinely like Kingston? Imagine being in like a building in New York in the middle of winter in a building with no insulation with no heat. Death. You're dead. You're a dead person. You're dead man. You fall asleep and you would die. Yeah. Well I guess in New York you could just go to the subways. Subways are pretty warm. But yeah, but you got to fight the rats and the fucking subway Dwellers, man.

The rats, I was going to say, I was going to say the rats are probably like the least of your problems when you go into the subway. The subway dwellers. No, you got to, once you, you got to get through the rats. You got to fucking barter with the rats and they'll let you pass. And then you got to deal with the subway dwellers. And there are the ones that are going to be like, you've been encroached on my land. Do you have X amount of gold that give me to be able to go past this point? You're not going to have the funds and you're going to have to fight and kill a homeless person.

That's reasonable. Yeah. Honestly, man. Heavy of the head, man. Yeah. Have you the head. Heavy the head, man. Oh, my God. But anyway, if you're a

listener or a viewer or a fan in Texas, I hope you're doing well. Hope you're fucking... I really... Sincerely. Hope you don't eat your last ha, you know? Yeah. Hope you don't eat your last ha.

That's so fucking crazy. If you're... If you're a Texan who is subscribe to our Patreon uh don't subscribe don't unsubscribe in case in case you die

because that's like a good latent revenue stream that'd be pretty cool too that's so insensitive imagine all the bullshit that's happening right now and then bam snowstorm you don't got any fucking like I lost my job my kid has COVID I've had COVID twice

I beat it I almost lost a second time now I have no fucking heat Do you think Do you think about I guess you don't Sweeney because you haven't really been around that long And you haven't been Making content in the same way

But do you ever think about like Derek Like how many subscribers of yours are like dead Like what percentage of them have like just died I thought about that before Yeah Like dude there's probably There's so enough people follow you're like Like dude

Some of these people are probably dead Yeah fucked up It's fucking morbid to think I've I've I've been on YouTube for 14 years. So, like, that's a pretty decent amount of time where, like, I'm pretty certain at least, like, I want to say, like, 10% of those people are dead or, like, or functionally dead where they're, like, somewhere where, like, they got sold into some, like, fucking crazy, like, Bavarian scheme where they're, like, being harvested for their organs.

Like, I don't know, man. What the fuck is that? I don't know. It's up to you, man. It's up to your imagination. Whatever. The Bavarian scheme is... The real Bavarian scheme

was the friends that we made along the way, I think. The real scheme. And the only other thing that I guess I wanted to touch on was fucking fucking Zach Snyder's releasing his fucking seven-hour, God-forsaken Jurassic Park. What did he make? What did he make? Fucking... Justice League. Justice League.

He's releasing. Juice this leg. I like that. I like that. He's releasing a fucking, what is it? Like a four-hour cut of this movie that everybody hated back in the day because apparently it's not- The non-Josh-Weeden version. Yeah, Josh Whedon's fucking, he's got canceled. Yeah, what do you do?

Because, dude, look at Josh Whedon. He's always been one of those dudes that's like, I'm doing this shit to impress the ladies. And now fucking, he reaps what he sow because, like, like, Like, what, there was, I forgot which actor, but one of them, it might have even been like Buffy or something. I can't remember. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right. SMG? Sir Michelle Geller, SMG.

No, no, no. Don't say that. You fucking, I can't believe you just fucking abbreviated Sarah Michelle Geller to SMG. You fucking psychopath. I've never heard of that before. I'm a psychopath. That's my fucking abbreviation. I watched Buffy growing up.

They called her SMG. All the news things refer to SMG. You're a fucking woman, dude. So what? So what? I know who I am. SMG, the first thing, you know what I think of when I think of SMG, I think of submachine gun, because that's what an SMG is.

Yes, and then after that, I go to Sarah Michelle Geller. That is wild, but okay, I'll accept this reality, but like, I disagree with it. You mean a fucking luf Krauser right now, man. But, uh, but yeah, fucking so, yeah, no, what's funny about, is this okay to say? Josh Whedon and has always been like Weinstein adjacent in a weird way where it's like how do I put this?

If you took if you took if you took Jos Weeden and Harvey Weinstein and put them on each end of an animorphs spectrum I don't think that there would be much shift you know what I mean? That's so fucking wild. I just the he's just the fine

boss and like fucking like he like like like like in street fighter in street fighter fucking uh alpha three bison fucking hard he's stage 10 but josh whedon's nine like he pretty fucking hard but you can be you can whip him you can whip him on a good day i put them like on that they're they're the level isn't too much but harvey winstein is the it's fucking bison dude like he's am fucking bison dude he's yeah he's um he's um he's

He's, uh, Harvey Weinstein is devil kazia. Uh, in, from fucking techie. Double kazia. But you're just like, God, fucking damn it, bro. You got to take, you got to, you got to, you can't fight him fair. You're at the point where you're like, I'm going to cheat to beat you. I don't care. Who sees me doing this?

I'm going to keep doing the same move. I'm going to get you in a corner. I'm going to keep punching you low. Keep punching you low. Keep punching you low. Take my 35 minutes to beat the fucking fight. I don't give a shit. But, dude, like seriously, there was Vod.

because there was a lot of, it's always, that's always, always feel suss about people that are the most vocal about certain things where I'm like, you're projecting, you're doing, there's something going on here. When people step out of their way to be so overbearing about whatever they're advocating, whatever it is. And Joss was one of those people.

And so I've always kind of, I'm like, this guy, I just, it's the wrong way. But that's beside the point, though. He just really fucked up justice. Even though Justice League wouldn't have been much better if it was just the regular Snyder shit because Batman versus Superman was a pile of shit, even though I will say... I like them. I like this league.

I'm not just like Batman versus Superman. I actually did like that movie. I didn't think it was great. I just stopped watching. I was like, I was just funny. Come on, man. Come on, dude. I didn't hate it.

I was just like this is a stupid. Look, come on. Okay, okay, okay. Let me explain. The whole Martha thing was stupid. I thought that he looked kind of ridiculous. But I was like, it's just whatever, I guess. I wasn't expecting a fucking magnificent performance

because of the fact that how the fuck are you just going to introduce Batman in the series where Superman already is everything just going on? Like I was like, oh, this is just going to be dumb. Swinney. Did you see part one and two of the animated The Dark Night Returns? Yes, I read the comic too. We don't even need to read the comic. The comment, yeah, but I'm just saying as far as seeing something, you know,

because, you know, it's different. Yeah, I was like, oh, yeah, but I was like, This is definitely not going to be the same thing. This is going to be based off man to steal. I was like, it's not going to be this. He specifically drew fucking inspiration from that. He said that himself. Yeah.

And it was nothing like it. I was like, oh, this is, this is dumb. This is dumb. Cool. And I watched it. It was like, this is like, this is all right. You killed Chris. You killed him because of your stupid take.

I could not. I could not. Like, I was like, this is, look, I did not go into that movie expecting it to be anything worth. It wasn't going to. be hush. It wasn't going to be nightfall. It wasn't going to be anything. I was going to be like, oh, this is going to be insane. I was like, oh, none of these, okay. And I watched it. I was like, whoa, this is dumb. Look, what I expected was what I expected out of Civil War, Infinity War. Just

fucking action. No, I wasn't expecting that at all. Superheroes fucking each other up. That's all I I expected. Everything. I didn't expect that. I was like, this is going to be bad. No, the way the trailer was put together, there was no indication that was. Here's an example. Man is Steel. That movie's bad for a lot of reasons. A lot of people will give it like, oh, it's bad for this reason. As far as what I expected out of it, I got it.

I got Superman fucking a lot of shit up. I got fucking all of his cryptonian people fighting. There was criticism that, oh, there's too much action. Every other scene's action. I'm like, that's all I want. Like Fast and Furious. People are like, these are shitty action films. I'm like, exactly.

I just want cars to explode and the rock to fly. fight cars or whatever the fuck's happening that's all I want one thing I will say about Man of Steel is that those fights felt like Dragon Ball fights you know what I mean like actually threw like straight up I like them knock the fuck away I like that

I actually like that movie genuinely it's I don't like that movie I like the it's an aesthetically pleasing movie like it doesn't it doesn't bother me to see it but I wouldn't sit through it again but I like it for what it is those fights are like I remember this one distinct scene where like those Kryptonians come down and it's like the short lady and the

big dude and it's like dude that's nap and veta like totally like it's just dude it's beyond like it looks exactly like napin vichita coming down to fuck shit up in the fucking sane saga it's crazy um that thing was fucking badass like that's that's what i want out of my superhero films okay is just like what they were doing in marvel i hated the joke parts where they're just trying to be funny that's stupid as shit but like just throw action at me that's all i want i don't need philosophical stuff. I don't need to be, you know, stimulated in a philosophical

philosophical. I don't, like, like Scorsese says, you know, these are like theme parks, the way that they are. Like, they're thrills and then you get off. You're done. And I'm like, perfect. I'm cool with that. I don't need it to be like, oh, in this scene, it's much deeper. And I'm like, shut the fuck up, dude. Nobody shows up. It's Iron Man.

He's shooting lasers. Shut the fuck up. For me, for me, look, okay, when I watch a comic book movie, right? I'm like, oh, I know this character, right? If I know this character, I want my character to be like the character I know. At least some instances like, oh, this character reminds me of who they are. For instance, Tom Holland, Tom Holland's good actor, you know. He plays a kid very well, but he does not play a Peter Parker Spider-Man from the comics very well at all.

He plays a fan. He plays a fan of the Avengers who is more of a modern Spider-Man, which I give him credit for. I don't particularly like a Spider-Man, but I'm like, all right, you know what? He's doing this thing. He's not acting badly, and he fits into the world. Cool, cool. For Bama v. Superman, there is no possible way. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals, well qualified current FCA lessees, get a low

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion. been recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this

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That that move was going to be good or have any merit because of the fact that how the fuck is Batman's first interaction with Superman going to be them fucking each other up? Batman Superman are friends. They have history. So they need to get to a boiling point where Superman's like, yo, I could kill you at any moment but I don't want to. And Batman's like, I'm doing it because you won't get out of my way. You need that interaction.

for that to work. I'll say, look, here's, I understand your sentiment, dude. I do, but I was dumb. I was, I was okay with how,

because first of all, BVS was set up the way, in the way. VBS suffered from the criticism of Man of Steel. It got to Snyder, and it was also coupled with, he was at a dark moment

in his, in his fucking life. You know, so it suffered because of those reasons. One of the biggest criticisms of Man of Steel from a lot of the fucking Normies, they're so looking to old school Superman, 70 shit, 80 shit, whatever.

And they're like, oh, I hate what this is. I can't believe Superman killed all this shit. Oh, the action's too fast. Everything that he was criticized for, he changed in BVS. And then also, because they're like, oh, Superman destroyed everything. All the building, everything's fucked up. So then that's made that the major plot point for Batman to hate Superman, that you killed all of these people.

You're a threat and you need to be dealt with. Which actually makes sense. and it actually makes sense that they actually acknowledge that. I'll give them that. But he only acknowledged that shit and made that a plot point because of the criticism. And it's like it just ruined the whole thing. The action is like they're in fucking, they're underwater. When Batman and Superman finally fought, it is the slowest, most fucking underwhelming shit.

And I'm just like, the only good thing in BVS is the warehouse scene when he's saving Martha. That fucking action scene is badass. and if that was just replayed for two hours, I would have loved the film. Because that's all I wanted. I like me was killing people. I was like, yes, good, Batman's killing people. I was like, thank God.

I was like, thank God he's killing people. Wow, I'm enjoying this. This is good. Wow. I'm just saying, like, if you go back and watch the warehouse scene, which I'm sure is on YouTube. I've watched a movie like three times, dude. It's a fucking great scene.

I'm like, this is Batman. This is Arkham, Asylum Arkham. This is Batman. Kicking ass, fucking getting his ass kind of kicked a little bit too, because he's kind of overwhelmed with a lot of people, but he still fucks everybody up, like, majorly. And I was like, this is awesome. Why wasn't this the whole fucking movie?

Like, just, I don't care what the, talk, oh, I'm mad at you, Superman, whatever. Yeah, you're not going to fucking, you're not going to a DC comic book movie for the Irishman, you know, like, I don't, like, I don't, like, I don't need, I don't need Superman to have this fucking complex,

uh, fucking, character arc or like it just Superman just fucking just be fast and strong and shit like whatever I don't know shit fucking stuff at really dude punch Superman punch Batman really fucking fast like

heart like that that scene I'm telling you and look it I will say I'm a little bit more biased you know how funny would it have been if they they fucking interact and then Batman punches or Superman punches Batman into space he dies and that's the end of it He dies, that's it.

I would have fucking applauded with that. Remember in the last Dark Tank, we were talking about stupid shit like that with movies. Like, if they just do like some real subversion of expectations, like some shit that's so wild that you just applaud. Like Batman, like Batman, like Batman, attack Superman, Superman holds him to the floor,

takes a gun out and kills him with a gun. He takes a shotgun out. He forces his Batman to the ground and Batman can't fight back. And he's scared. He puts the shotgun on his cheek. And he's like, no, no, no, no, and blows his head off. See,

Superman? Take him the crime alley and does it. Yo, he drags up there, dude. Superman with a gun is hilarious. That is a... Can someone, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Can someone in the audience who's artistically inclined, please, I want to see Superman

with a gun, any gun you want. But it has to be... No, no, no, no, no, it has to be a fucking shotgun. It has to be, I want it to be a fucking, like, 22. Like it's something that's so fucking Just antithetical Like it does not make sense for Superman to have Like a like a like a like a like a like a like a luger

Give him a luger Give him a lugger The thing about Superman is that Superman That's the time where a gun is the least like a gun is the least scary thing about Superman Like that's like that's why do you have a gun Like what do you need that for you It's fucking great I love that concept

Fucking sawed off shotgun fucking Superman and it's him peeling his chest off, peeling his fucking shirt off, and he's like the S, and then he's got a gun in his hand. That's so American. A shitload of guns under his trench coat and shit. Yeah.

That's like that scene in that one Superman movie, the Christopher Reeve ones, where he like, he pulls the S off of his chest and, like, captures someone with it. Do you remember that? Yeah, I remember that.

That's like, that was also a family guy joke, too, like where it was like a whole, like family guy spiel about like him throwing this like this solofane ass off his chest and capturing somebody but like under he like he keeps his gun under the ass and he just like pshpoo it's like what the fuck are you doing clark he fucking runs he doesn't even he doesn't even he just fucking runs he chases down people yeah i gotta tell you that's pretty fucking terrifying knowing that superman could like turn you into pink mist at any moment but he's just running after you at a

speed where he's barely creeping up on you i think that's way worse that is actually he's running just slightly faster than you like he's running, he's calculated running just a little bit fastening so he's just catching up. That is a wild. So it's a chase. Yeah, that is a wild concept. I know there was that movie Brightburn about like an evil Superman, but that was really just about like, that was really just about like a superpowered kid is evil or whatever.

It was. Yeah. Yeah. The idea of like Superman or even like an evil Superman, but like tone down just a little bit to not be like just overly murderous, but like enough to be like. just criminal like psychologically like frightening

like the idea it's like yeah this dude's like chasing you down an alley and he could just zoom through you but he's just playing with you like he's telling you get back here like he's like get the fuck over here get oh he's like screaming at you he even like

he pretends to fucking like let you get away he pretends to lose you yeah he pretends to lose you like you're hiding in like you're hiding in like a trash can and he walks past you and he's like whistling and he hops the fence over to the other side

and then you you get out and then he just calmly turns around and like just hops the fence again and he's like strolling he pulls out his phone to like tweet something he pulls out his gun and he starts dancing like penny wise didn't it starts dancing it takes out a fucking 12 gauge and blast your fucking knees off you're like ah I love this I love this I think we just revitalize Superman. I think we like made him really fucking viable and sellable for

the DC extended universe. We finished the cinema. Yeah, we cinematically made Superman a better character. Yeah, we did it. Yeah, and I'm going to get in contact with the Zach Snyder. Yeah, maybe he can add it to the Snyder cut. Imagine it's postponed. Yo, do you guys see what fucking, uh, do you guys see what Justin Weng fucking tweeted?

I'm like, oh, I can't wait. I can't they added this and it's like uh who are you and then it shows joker and it's like i'm the joker baby because it shows that because it shows that picture of jared leto and i was like i'm in a society dude please put that in the fucking film that would that's it i would fucking i would be like this this is a masterpiece just that i'd be like oh this film fucking sucks and then they put that in i'm in i'm back in you you hooked me you know what's wild about that that snatter cut too is like there's a scene in the trailer where joker's like we live in a society, like unironically.

They said it. Like, it actually is just a line that he says, and it's like, that is hilarious. It's funny because that technically predates the meme, because this was presumably shot a while ago. You know, like that's... I think the meme came from that. No. I think we didn't get that. No, but that was not... Well, the

meme just came from in general... Well, I guess if you want to get technical, it's a Seinfeld meme. But, like, the we live in a society combined with the Joker was never like... That wasn't from the Snyder cut. Like, no one had ever seen the Snyder cut.

That was just, that was from Joker, from, uh, from, uh, what's his face? Joaquin Phoenix is Joker. And not that he said that, but like, the general vibe of the movie was like, we live in a society and like, this is a problem of society. He said something very similar to it, though. Yeah, right before he blasted fucking, uh, uh, uh, uh, Jacques, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, uh, Jaquin Phelanks. It's, it's, uh, it's, uh,

Felix? Yeah, he says, like, what do you get when you cross, like, an unstable person with a society that treats him, like, trash? There it is, there it is. You fucking, there it is. I got a little blood of my dick when he says,

society, I was like, oh. You know, honestly, dude, like, people, like, people kind of, I don't mean this as a pun, but, like, people clown on that movie a little bit, but because it's like, oh, it's, like, oh, it's, like, oh, you know, whatever. And, uh, but Joker is great. Like, I still, I still think that Joker is fucking awesome.

It's super angsty, like, fucking, like, it, and it's a bit preachy at moments. But it made me so uncomfortable in the theater. Like, I still, I still have yet to watch a movie that makes me that in a theater that made me as uncomfortable as that movie has made me. Like, is you going to get shot up or what? No, no, no, no, no, just like the vibe of the fucking, just, especially when he's at the talk show, every time I've seen that movie, I've seen that movie like a couple times now. And every time that scene makes me uncomfortable, even though I know what's happening, because it's just so well acted. but um yeah Robert De Nere like hey hey

could you imagine like watching TV got a guppy could you imagine like watching TV and seeing that happen until if I saw that on television I'd laugh my ass off because I'd be so uncomfortable I would start giggle I would start cackling because I'd be scared if I just like dick clock's rocking New Year's Eve and then someone gets shot live on that shit on the countdown or something what the fuck that's amazing just in the middle of a

conversation someone gets fucking blasted. I'd be like, whoa! But that's, yeah, so that's a, you can look forward to watching fucking 17 hours of Justice League, if that's something that's snitter cut. We'll see, I don't know. I doubt, I'll watch it. Juicis Leg snitter cut. I really doubt that it's going to be any better, honestly.

Like, I just don't think you can salvage that movie, but. It's going to be dumb. I'm going to see. If it's good, I give it's good. But if it's not, it's not. It might be better. What upsets me is there's enough people that saw the ultimate edition of BVS and they said that salvaged it. That made me really fucking angry. It really did.

There's a lot of people that said that. Fucking, I actually even had an in-person arguments at VidCon with that. I'm just like, dude, I. It makes it better. It improves. I know exactly who. I know exactly who. You know exactly.

It's, what's funny is like I didn't have that conversation with him, but I know exactly who you would have that conversation. it made me so upset because I'm just like this I feel like genuinely this is the reason why we get dog shit because there's enough people that are like this is good and I'm like fuck man

yeah it's hard though because it's like there is a mix so I'm with you in the sense that like there are people who are definitely like too accepting of things and then they're just like they just like consume consume movie bob is kind of like that too where he's like everything I love is fucking perfect

and you should support everything. It's like, all right, well, let's fucking calm down a little bit. But then at the same time, you also have other people who are, like, beyond nitpicky, you know? Sure. To the point where it's like, I think internet, the internet's made it worse where people could just like kind of make a living being like really, really. Like, you know, Cinemasons? Yeah. Yeah, of course.

It's like those people who are like, yeah. Yeah, it's just like, oh my God. Like, you don't have to hate literally everything. Like, it's not a personality trait, like, hating it. You're not raven from. fucking teen titans you're a fucking human being you're a dick head you know

um but yeah I don't know it's it's there's a middle ground to be had where you could be excited for something and acknowledge that it's not perfect but still enjoy it um yeah I'm still gonna watch it yeah just to see what it's like

I might give it a shot I don't I haven't liked a single DC but I didn't even like Shazam or like fucking Wonder Woman or or I like the first Wonder Woman I like that actually the first one of the first one The first Wonder Woman was almost a movie that I liked,

but then it ended with like a really dumb fucking monster fight. And I was just like, all right. The last fight would use when fighting Aedes. Aries. What the fuck. Yeah. Yeah, that was annoying. But I liked it because it was mainly a war film.

And those are usually like, they're hardly ever bad. No, yeah. That's fair. I do think, I just think they almost had like a really good one. You know what I mean? Like, they were really close. Like, I thought the idea of like, her killing the bad guy and then like nothing changes.

I thought that was actually like a really cool idea, but then they just kind of had to shoehorn this this like fucking 10 foot tall, fucking 17 foot tall demon out of nowhere because Wonder Woman needed something to fucking lasso and... Yeah, it was a...

I don't know. Did you, uh, did you guys see 1984? The, the fucking Wonder Woman 1984 or whatever? You talked about it during your, what you know? We talked about doing your, um, your, um, your, uh, Twitter trash.

Then he spoke about it. or we talk about it on here how it's like fucking Trevor Trevor's whoever's name is fucking got you cert like you serve some of those fucking guy's body We did talk about it Yeah

We talked about it after we recorded it Yeah I yeah I didn't Oh that's right That's right that's right Yeah But anyway Yeah we didn't get into it

Yeah so that's a movie you can see We're gonna move on to questions It's been a it's we've actually We've actually gone pretty long on topics actually I didn't think we would spend that much time But How much time we had? Yeah

but we got, we're an hour and 26. So, you know, we got some questions here. Game controller, 25, Roden. It says, Dear the Offensive 3, you guys talked a lot about fighting games in episode 58, which awoken the FGC and me. What is that, what is FGC?

Freaking gay cat. Oh, competitor, right. With that being said, which fighting games are your favorite, which do you have the best moment or memory from? For me, it's Guilty Gear, made by the same people who did Dragon Ball Fighters. The series made Aircom. Combo is fucking great with a badass soundtrack to go with it.

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which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

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Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. It happens a lot. Like, people are like, oh, fucking, you're in a fighting game. You never play Guilty Gear? I'm like, shut up, bitch. Shut up. I just don't have time.

I don't have time to play everything. Yeah. But I do, I know it's good from what I've heard. Yeah, I mean, I think I, yeah. If it's anything like, Then I'm sure it's fucking awesome. Yeah, because when I first saw fighters, I was like, oh, clearly that's where the fucking style is from. The art style, like the art style and the motion of the characters is very guilty gear.

Yeah, yeah. They do blaze blue too, right? Mm-hmm. I think. Blaze blue also. Sweeney, Sweeney would know. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

I don't know a fighting game I don't play, but my favorite is definitely between Smash Street Fighter, Street Fighter Third Strike. What else? Smash. I would say, so Smash PM is my favorite. I would say Street Fighter Third Strike, and then I would go with, what you call it? Marvelous Capcom, too. Those are like my babies.

Yeah, NBC2 is definitely the pinnacle for me. That's, I would say that too. I think that I didn't expect to have a consensus, actually. It's actually kind of wild. The game's horribly balanced. A lot of characters are dog shit. It has a huge roster. Like, you can play as pretty much anybody

you can think of from like Capcom. or fucking Marvel, you know, and it's really cool. But the soundtrack, the aesthetic house, like, 32-bit. Is that 32-bit technically? No. No. No. No.

Mar-V-R-V-Cac-Cac-Camp 2 wasn't a 64 game. No, like, 64-bit? It wasn't? No. No, it was PS2, and it came on on Dreamcast first, but then it was like PS2. It came on Dreamcast, PS-1, and shit like that. No, PS-2. Mar-V-C-C-C-C-C-C-1, but then 2 was on PlayStation 2.

and Dreamcast. And Xbox, because that's where I played it. But... It got on... It wasn't... Not initially, though. Maybe not,

but, like, I know I played it on Xbox. But, yeah, but definitely, I remember playing it online. I played it on 360. I remember playing it on 360 also. Yes.

Yes. But, yeah, typically, like, bits stopped after PlayStation 1 and 64. Like, after that, it's like, I'm sure there's, like, some bit count,

but they don't... You know, that music doesn't necessarily go by, by bit count. Yeah, like, after that. Type shit. Yeah. That shit was my game, I love that game.

But, dude, man, like, Marvel's Skycom 2 is great. Like, that fucking menu that I'm going to take you for a ride. Motherfather. Suck my winner. Dude, I love that. Like, that song is, like, etched in my... I've heard that... My God, it just makes me happy hearing that song because I...

It's so good. Oh, my God. I associate it was still unconventional. And just fucking, just so much fun. Like, I played that at pizza places all the time, because that was, like, the most reliable machine to find at a pizza place was Marl versus Capcom, too. Yeah.

So good. The funny thing is, though, At the first, I didn't like this soundtrack when it first came out because I was so used to playing, I played Marvel versus Capcom a billion times. And so, and I have their, everybody's theme songs etched in my head. Like, Wolverines is my favorite. Captain America has a very good theme. Spider-Man was the only one that was even somewhat jazzy, like in the first one.

Yeah, yeah. Just a weird kind of jazzy, cool, like vibe to it. everything else was like, oh, this is just straight up Capcom music that you would find in Mega Man or whatever the fuck Capcom. So I love the fucking, I love the soundtrack for the first one. So when the second one came, I was like, what the fuck is just jazz shit? Because it was like, this isn't getting me pumped. But then I'm like, I can't imagine it without it.

I was just like, there's that fucking that scene. I mean, that level where like you're on the raff and shit. And then like it has that fucking dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. Like that shit is. Oh my God. Yes. Oh, fuck. Amazing.

That's fucking such a good track. I love that. That is so good. Dude. That whole game hits. The freaking, it's like many ways like, dude don't.

Do don't. I just, I love that. I think that game, that's the best game soundtrack ever. Marvel's a guy too. It's very good. I think it's,

I think it's, maybe it's that and like, I don't know. I remember Tek and 7 having like a great soundtrack too. Hmm. You know what's good? I like, uh,

fucking Streetfire. Alpha has always had good tracks. Um, if anybody, probably the best Capcom thing. There's too many, Capcombe has too many good fucking tracks. Oh my gosh. For the third strike, dude. Oh my God. The select screen where it's like, choose your character. Such a good

fucking song, dude. That one's all right. But dude, listen to fucking Street Fighter Alpha, the first one. Their select screen, it's the bass is fucking going insane. And then there's trumpets. It's like, it's like, b'b, bum, ba' bha. It's fucking

one of the, like, actually, Donkey used it very recently when he started doing all of his like those videos where he was doing a bunch he's like oh i'm gonna start doing fucking uh and he used them one of the end of them and i was like oh shit dude like that really brought back like a bunch of memories just it's such a good track uh but anyway um i'll drop one in the chat for christie if you probably don't know the song because you probably didn't play she fight her a whole time no no no about a third dick i played uh i played uh i played it's fucking hits dude i played turbo um turbo um i can't remember which one though too turbo i i haven't on my like if i looked on my like if i looked on

my achievements on Xbox, I would know which one it is. I think it was Street Fighter 2 Turbo. I don't know. It was one of them. Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo was like, fucking, that was like cracked to me for a while. And it was hard for me to play other games because they weren't fast enough. Yeah, yeah. Because I would put them, you could, well, go ahead. No, no, no, yeah.

What was there? Oh, I was just saying that, like, that actually became, that became an issue for me. Where when, when fighting games started becoming competitive online, for like they for balance they slowed them down and it really fucking bothered me like say

a lot of games for example Marvel's Capcom 2 is a very fast game yeah and I was cool I loved playing it online then when they

when three came out I was like I feel like I'm fucking underwater I don't I don't think they slow them down particularly I just think they came oh they fucking did dude I don't like I think I think Marvel 2 is faster than 3 I'll definitely admit that

but they added They added, I think the problem between the new games and other games is they add stupid mechanics. They add comeback mechanics. That's the biggest problem. I think with old fighting games and new fighting games. Comeback mechanics have ruined them because you get fucked up a ton and then there's a bar for your special or your energy. Then there's other random bar somewhere else. Like, oh man, they do all this extra cool shit.

And I don't like those kinds of things. I agree with that too. I agree with that too. Like even fucking, I totally agree with that too. but one the biggest problem just for me though is because I loved the speed it's why like the original killer instinct was one of my favorite fighting games because it's a very the combos are stupid fast and then you do an ultra combo it's like right now with ram truck's declaration of deals well qualified current fca lessees get a low mileage lease on the 2026 ram 1500 big horn crew cab four by

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder,

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It's retardedly fast. Like, it's too fast, but that's what it would make me like, my adrenaline would be like fucking 21 because of how fast the commas are. I'm like, dude, this is so fucking awesome. And so I've always loved, like, fast combos and fast fighting to where, like, if somebody doesn't know how to keep up, you just beat the shit of them so bad. But now I don't have that edge because you fucking, you take fucking two seconds to flip over to somebody instead of just being like, I'm already here and I'm already fucking fucking you up. Like, I can be Spider-Man, fuck you up with a combo, do one of his hyper-combo's crawler assault, kill you in like fucking four seconds. But I can't do that anymore because the way that they set it up, it's like it's much slower. and I feel like it's just for more people can play the games

where like it's like playing online and competitive like oh let's make it for everybody we're going to agree on this sort of speed and I'm talking about every fighting game like all the even infinite Marvel's California Infantician was fucking so underwhelming no X-Men If it was garbage if it was garbage because the Infinite's probably didn't have X-Men that was the biggest problem in Infinite There was no rule in that game

That was I could that was fucking terrible That wasn't the biggest problem believe there's a lot of problems the biggest problem Marvel versus Capcom to me is intrinsically tied to 2D and I think it just doesn't

I just don't think it works I don't think like this 3D style like they've gone for works because like the thing you have to really take into account is like people like to think that like art style doesn't affect gameplay but it it really does like the second that you

go from like 2D sprites to 3D that throws the entire feel of a game off to the point where it can be detrimental to like how the game functions. There's a lot of like recent Mega Man games where they're like kind of like 2.5D don't feel correct because nothing feels as precise in 3D as it does in 2D because 2D is like very calculated and very much like, okay, so this is where the pixel ends and you know it. But with 3D there's like shifting shadows, there's like shifting character models, there's like overly animated

everything to compensate for the fact that it's like, hey, it's a modern game, it's 3D, but it's like these don't always necessarily go together. Like, there's a reason why and I'm not saying games can't make

that jump. I think obviously Mario has. But even I would, but honestly, if I'm being real, like even I would say like, I would rather play Super Mario World than those 2D side scroller Super Mario games. Like I think the 3D Mario, like

Super Mario, like Super Mario, 64 and fucking um sunshine and galaxy and like odyssey and like those are great because those can only be done in 3d right but i remember playing the new super mario brothers or whatever on we and i was like this feels fucking i don't like this like at all i have i have no problem with um 3d gone from 3d like you know the the put like the 2d art style to like 3d because i think i i'd i'd really argue that street fighter four is the best street fighter game Like, as a game, I think that's the best game out of all of them. But I would say that, like, I just think that you can't, you can't take out certain characters.

You can't, like, that is the biggest detriment for me, period. They remove so many characters in the newest game. Like, they removed so. But they were forced to. They were forced to. Even fucking three removed a lot of characters. And people were upset about that. Well, three was calculated.

And I knew this was coming because I was like, all right. When three came out and I started seeing the roster, I'm like, fuck they're putting in a lot of assholes that are going to be in the movies in the in the cinematic universe down the line they're putting a bunch of shit that no one gave a fuck about like like for example i was like nobody let's say no let's be like nobody wants to be fucking rocket raccoon nobody gives a shit about and then why is there so many resident evil fucking character like what's going on here like it was like there was like chris right there was like there was fucking uh tyrant was in it no no no no i'm sorry nemesis was in it

Like I was just like, all right, dude, they're doing calculated shit that's like, what is going to be something that we really want to promote? Instead of putting in good characters, dude, they took out Captain Commando, one of the best anti-air characters in the game. That was so. That I'm just like, that's my guy. They added Dante as him. Literally, Dante and they have had the same move. Dante, yeah, with the, what I get you, but I get you. The guitar and the, like, the fucking.

Yes. I get you, though. Dante was actually a good addition. But my biggest problem with Marvel's Catholicum 3 is they, because there was a, what was it? Capcom versus Tachanuku or whatever, they put that on Wii. And that's where they got the... It's all like, you know, Voltron and all those fucking... All those type of...

Yeah, so they put that on Wii. And the button layout is the same. They got it from that one where you just... There's no skill. All you have to do is press fucking, like, say, if you're on PlayStation, you press square, triangle, circle. Heavy. You've already created...

Yes, you already started your chain and then press X to hit them in the air and then repeat it. it's no you don't need any type of thinking to do it anymore and I was like this is fucking boring like I still kind of enjoyed it for what it was but I was like they just made it it open for everybody they slowed it down for everybody I was like oh this is like I don't want to sound like one of those hipster motherfuckers but I'm like this is like some normie shit it's bad it's it's a it's a worst game it's a worst game they they added X factor they had so many cool characters that would have been amazing into in three though like I think Dante and Virgil and zero were such good

additions to the game. Like those three characters were amazing additions, you know? And like, I don't know, I think Thor, I don't think Thor was in two, right? Was Thor Marvel's Capcom two? No, no, no, no, no. I don't think he was. No, he wasn't. No, he's definitely not. And I remember, like, oh, this is really cool, you know? But then they took out so many, they took out fucking was was Dr. Doom in three? Yes, he was. He was. Yeah, he was. Dr. Doom was actually really good. Dude was one of the best characters in the game, like, since, since, I don't remember if he was in one or not. I didn't play one a lot. But I know Dr. Doom was like top tier. and two, and he is, like, one of the best characters in three.

I know that. They kept Morgan, which kept me happy, but they didn't have any more Darkstock's characters. They just, they, that roster was cut. Like, let me check into the, the number of characters. We don't have to get two into it. We already had, like, a whole podcast. I think there was around 50.

About fighting games and shit. Yeah, I know, right. But, like, I don't know, man. Marvel's Capcom 2 is, like, so good still. And I think it's, honestly, like, a lot of that for me comes to the style of it. I just think it's, like, so stylistically satisfying, totally. watch. Whereas like, I feel like 3 and Infinite just look really wrong.

They're not, they're not fun to watch and they're not as fun to play. Whereas like 2 and 1 were fun to watch and play. I don't know, man. It's like, you ever play um, oh my God, what's that fucking game?

It's like, it's like the side scroller shooter that's in all the pizza places. Contra? No, no, no, no. Metal slug. Metal slug. It's like if Metal slug was like kind of like rendered in 3D, you know? Like, I feel like... That would never work. Like, it would be...

It would play fine. And I think people would probably fuck with it, I guess. But like, a lot of the style of those S&K games are in the way that they look. Yeah, absolutely. And I think Marvel versus Capcom 2

was one of those things where it's just like, this just looks so pleasing. And they just, I don't know. Like three I never fucked with and Infinite looked gross to me. 56 characters were into. That's fucking crazy.

Yeah, I knew it was like a little 50 like that's that's the only game other than smash was like I close to that I think all right 56 and two and then three uh yeah we'll fucking do an episode dedicated to that shit oh I guess I guess kind of in keeping um uh jolly old dipshit wrote in he said hey snarko darko and pitch uh I don't know what that means yeah but uh how y'all doing uh if you magically transported into the mortal combat games how long do you think you'd last no killing yourself allowed. I don't know how to kiddies.

Not a moment. It depends on where I land. It depends on where I land which game I land in. It's a lot of shit that goes on. If you land on Earth in a bunch of Mortal Kombat games, you would just go on with your life without noticing anything happened. But then some of them

you would land, like if you landed outworld, you got like a minute or two before something eats you. Yeah. You get robbed and then fucking eaten. Then if you land, Immediately. And if you land and, like, where fucking katana's from, you're mostly going to get fucking, like, you could potentially just disappear and hide somewhere and live out your life on like a desert or some shit.

But, like, it's so, I don't know. Maybe minutes. If you could choose a game to wake up in, what would you choose? I would choose, I would choose deadly alliance. And I would be on Earth. Derek, I assume Mass Effect so you could fuck Tali, right? Oh, yeah Oh, if I used a game period

Not a Mortal Kombat game I thought you put in a Mortal Kombat No, like Yeah, I thought he meant like No, I just mean anything And then I thought it was kind of interesting That he chose Deadly Lans I'm like, okay

But yeah Talley would be That would be cool But assuming But then maybe not Because it's kind of like It's almost the same As you don't want to meet your heroes

Because it might go wrong And it might be the same Tally might be like Who the fuck is this fat piece of shit? Like no like like, Talley could potentially bang Shepard. And like, I'm not even, like, me standing next to Shepard would be the saddest fucking contrast, you know? You're this decorated Spector War Vett, a military hero, and just you.

I'm just this fucking out of shape YouTuber. Just like, yeah, hey, I don't know, I've, I have a few million views on my channel. How are you doing? He ever heard of Gamergate? What would you choose, Chris? I would choose the movie tie-in Spider-Man One Game from 2002 where all the henchmen are in biker jackets and they're bald and they all say, looks like the freak wants to play.

And I would be one of the, I would want to converse with those people on the top of a really high building just before. Spider-Man came swinging off the clouds and beat the shit out of that. And just beat them all up in his fucking default clothes. Are you sure he won't think that you're one of them? I would do my best to convey that I was not. I would say, wouldn't it be fun? Like that would be actually

interesting if like from my perspective it was all like real life and I'd be like, hey listen, I'm like not one of those guys but the game only has certain assets available. So I look like a fucking... Like them. I look like them. And what I'm saying to... What I'm trying to say just comes out is,

looks like the freak wants to play. Your hands are like fucking wave, like... You're like the freak wants to play. It looks like the freak wants to play. It looks like the freak wants to play. And then fucking this polygonal Toby McGuire comes beaming at you, ready to fucking destroy it. And then he beats you up and then you land on the ground

and then you fade. away. You disappear your character. And where you go when you fade away? You get re-rendered somewhere else. Good point. Oh, good point. So then you have to get this shit kicked out of you forever.

That's awful. Yeah, just be an infinite loop. Oh, my God. What game would I choose if I could choose a game to exist in? Sometimes it's a game where I don't have to worry about imminent danger all the fucking time. Like, I can choose to go find danger if I wanted to. Right now with Ram Trucks Declaration of Deals.

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time. goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Yeah, you would have to choose. I would choose like Balders Gate or something like that and I'd be someone in

Balders Gate that would just like it's like a regular ass person like a merchant or some shit like I wouldn't be doing anything I wouldn't sell anything that fancy so you wouldn't know it would come looking for me I wouldn't own anything crazy I'd be like a very middle grade person because I don't want to deal with bullshit the

I feel like the the safest ironic this is going to sound ironic but the safest game that you could possibly exist in is probably Hitman honestly because there's Hitman unless you're like a notable person who's doing like bad shit you're probably not going to get fucked up

because the whole point of that game is to like avoid killing innocent people and only focus on the target so unless you're the target in which like I don't see why you would be or the metal gear too right you'd just be in metal gear solid you'd be like you'd just be in America chilling no well I mean in the con I mean like in the context of like actual gameplay scenarios like not necessarily in the world of those games because Like, you could theoretically pick anything, you know, and you could be like, I'll be in Halo, but like, five years before the war and, like, in America, you know, it's like, ah, whatever. Like, you could do that and you'd be fine. But if you had to pick, like, a game world to live in, like, I'd probably pick Hitman, because most of those people are just chilling.

They don't even know somebody's going to get fucking whacked across the fucking, across the vineyard or whatever in some fucking ridiculous way. He's like, how to fuck this guy die in the bathroom? And now, I'm going to get blamed for it. Why are all these naked bodies in this closet? Like, what is... I still... I still... I watched

fucking Duncan's video on, uh, what is it, Hitman 3? Yeah. Like, I watched it like three times. Because that shit,

like, when people fuck around on Hitman, it's the fucking... It's, it's the best. I think that's one of the best video games to like fuck around in. Dude, Hit Man,

Hit Man 3 is so, so good. So, yeah, Hit Man 3, unironically, and I'm not, I'm not, I'm not,

even exaggerating when I say this. Hitman 2 or Hitman 3's second level is the best level design I have seen in a video game probably like in the like easily within the last 10 years. Like it is fucking phenomenal that second level in Hitman 3. Like I can't even. It's so good. It's unreal. I got to play it eventually. If anybody's in the in the audience has played it, You know exactly what I'm talking about. It's so fucking wild. I might have to get it. But then I want to mod the shit out of it, though.

Yeah, go ahead, man. That game's ripe for modding. It's hilarious. It's already, the game feels modded already. Like, there's, like, there's, because there's no physics engine really in Hitman. It's like, there's physics, like, it's kind of like vague, vaguely complicated, but not really. So, like, you can throw a briefcase at somebody.

And it'll just follow them. It'll follow. Like, regardless, like, I saw this one... Yeah, it's, it just... The game only takes into account, like, what you throw in who you're locked on to. And what you throw, as long as there's nothing in the way, you will get... It'll go. So, there's video of some guy getting on a boat where it's like this one target who's getting on a jet ski or something.

And he throws a briefcase, and it slowly follows him and, like, turns with him whenever he turns. and it just, it follows him forever until it just hits him and he's just fucking dead. And it's, it's so fucking funny, man. Hitman 3s, hitman in general is like hilarious. In all the right ways. That's hilarious. I gotta play it.

It is good. Yeah, I kind of, I think I'm sold. It is a game, like, if you really want to play it, like how it's actually supposed to be played, it requires a bit of patience, but I do think it's pretty good. Sweeney is Black Danny DeVito, wrote in. He says, greeting short Keith David, short Lyle MacDuth

douchebag, and the thing that hides under my bed. My question, uh, probably. My question comes back to, of course, Mass Effect 2. In that I love that game to pieces, but the PS3 version is a dumpster fire of shit loading times, freezing, graphics glitches, audio lagging, and other things. There's, you know what's wild? There's actually like a piece of DLC

that's missing from the legendary edition because they couldn't get it working on PS3. Isn't that wild? Yeah, I can't remember what it's called. Do you know what it's called, Derek? I don't remember which one, but I remember specifically people saying, uh, don't play it on here. It's dog shit. And, uh, I was like, that's fine. If I can have Xbox 360, you were talking about. Yeah. Um, but yeah, it was sad, though, because some of my friends that I introduced them to, to Mass Effect and they only had PlayStation, so they had to play it that way. That sucks. But, yeah, so, uh, what's a game you have absolutely loved to death, but was so poorly ported or optimized on initial

playthrough. Thanks for getting me into Mass Effect. Also, fuck you, Derek. I believe Leara to Sony supremacy. Oh, I don't know about that. I disagree. Boring. Dude, that's the that's what the devs want. That's the default that devs want you. They baited you to get

Leara. It's bullshit. That's boring, dude. That's like that's like fucking just getting pizza with just cheese. You know what I mean? Like, come on bro. At least get some pepper. Losers.

Yeah. Well, you know what? I take that back. I take that back. It's like, because the really, no, no, no, no, that's right. That's right. And I'll say with fucking just bread and pizza sauce is Ashley. I'll say that.

Yeah. Ashley's fucking, you know. I like to, I like Miranda personally. But obviously, she's like intentionally that way. Yeah, right. But yeah, man. I mean, I have an obvious fucking answer to this. And it's fucking.

I got one on medics. The fucking. The fucking. Chief Collection. It was so fucking... Like, that is still to this day, and I'm including cyberpunk in this. And I've said this like a million times in like recent podcast because I've been talking about it a lot. But like it's the worst video game launch I think I've ever seen

like in history. Like maybe Diablo 3, when that came out in the auction house and like all the servers were fucked. Maybe that's probably... The I was fucked, bro, when it came. I was fucked. Yeah, maybe that game was worse. but like I think what makes the MCC worse is that it's like

here's this new Xbox console that they're trying to sell you that botched its announcement really badly and it needs this game that is like a celebration of the main franchise that made it a viable brand

in the first place they launched this celebration of their most storied franchise and it just doesn't work no part of it works you can't find a game in multiplayer the campaign crashes

none of it is functional it was bad there is nothing that is that important and that poorly launched I think like Diablo 3 is like yeah that's a fucked launch but Diablo 3 wasn't integral

to the successive Blizzard it wasn't integral to the success of PC as a gaming platform like it it didn't hold any weight when that game launched in a fucked state but MCC man that game came out in 2014, and in the last year

or two, it became like something that you could recommend to people. Like, it's fucked. It's fucked. And as a Halo fan, it fucking killed me, because I was like, this is so depressing. Like, you could have just taken your time and got this right, but you didn't. And, uh, massively frustrating. What about you, Derek? What do you think? Well, you know, I, there hasn't been, like, say, I would say something that I can't even say that I love the game

it's just but it really pissed me off that I'm a huge fan of St. Thoreau and like the third and then I played the third fourth one was pretty cool too and so it made me I was like you know what I never played

Saints Row 2 I was like you know I really want to play St.ro 2 that would be you know I want to see what it's all about and I played that shit on PC and I can't even finish it it keeps crashing on me and I was like dude I was like fuck this game I was so, like, I was mad because I was, I want, I want to know the backstory to like the two, what two of the main characters, like, what, Johnny Gadden, the other chick. So I was like, I want to know, like, where the fuck they came from.

Like, why Johnny Gat's such a badass in this other chick that, like, died or something? And I can't fucking play it. And it, it upset me so much that I'm like, dude, because I'm not, I was just like, you would think something that's so old, like, it's like a, like a, a, like a, a. PS2 game or something. I'm like, why is this hard? I don't understand. Like, you know, obviously I don't know anything about coding or anything at all. But I'm just like, I feel like if I studied hard enough, I could do this.

I'm like, do, let me do this. Because I don't understand like why it's so difficult to port this to fucking PC. I don't know, man. It's weird. But I'm sure the game was kind of fun in the beginning. That's all I'll say. I was having fun with it. Does it keep David in that game when he says nigo a bunch?

Not the second one He's in He's in the fourth He's in the fourth one He's in the fourth one Yeah I think he's in two right I think he's in two right

I think he's in two As like a voice If he's in two I have not gotten there Because I couldn't get Very far at all He might play Like a specific character in two

Because he was just doing a lot He does a lot of like Voiceover work But like in in four I In three or four I don't remember Because I didn't really play much

In four he's himself He's the president No no he's the vice president right because you're the president in the Oh yeah you're right you're right He's he's in the cabinet you're right Yeah But he is himself

It's himself Yeah and it's just Keith David And it's like everybody And people who just meet him They're just like Keith David I'm such a huge fan of your fucking work Keith David And it's like it's It's good

It's the Keep David interactions in St. Soh are good enough to warrant Like I would recommend those games I would recommend those games Three and three is really fun Four is pretty great But the only thing The only thing about four is like

Why are their cars in here? Like, you're basically like a superhero. There's no reason. They basically took, like, some of the most interesting parts from, like, a bunch of games, and then they put it in four. Like, if you ever played prototype. I was just about to say that. Yeah, so that's one of, so it's kind of like there's zero point of having a car.

And it's just like you're just fucking flying around everywhere and fucking running, like, super fast and shit. But it's so fun. It's really fun. For me, for me, Knights of the Recruit. public on PC, bro. It's a fucking nightmare. Nights of the Republic is a fucking night. I have

a ridiculously strong computer and when I turn it on, I'm using 50% of my CPU because my computer is like, what the fuck am I do? Dude, it's my PC starts making noise. My fucking, nothing

works right. The screen aspects are fucked. Everything just goes wrong and I'm like, yo, I want to play this game. I really want to play this game. but like I don't get it like my computer is like what is this get this out of me get this all get this off of here it like it's a fucking virus it's so dog it's insane it's all that uh it's all that it's all that it's all that ray tracing it's all that dialogue though ray tracing fucking coder you can imagine it just looks everything is shiny and everything is accurately reflected but it still

looks like a fucking um like a goddamn cardboard it's so bad dude it really to the point that I had to stop playing on a PC because I think it was fucking with my computer genuine. You know what? I haven't actually a real answer. Because I can't say I love that game. But I really, I wanted to love it.

But did you guys, did you guys download Reddit Redemption 2 on PC? No. You guys are that? No. Okay. Because, yeah, like everybody else, right? We all played it on fucking like PS4 or whatever.

and it was fantastic, amazing, beautiful. So I wanted to play it on PC because I'm like, it should be better. And I can't play at optimized settings. It won't let me do it. And it looks like shit. And it's basically I don't understand what the fucking problem is because my computer can handle it.

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20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

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Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. It looks like, I can't even tell you, man. Let's just say that it's probably almost twice as, I want to say it looks like PS3 launch at some, you know what I'm talking about? Like, and I'm talking about it's on high. And I'm like, what the fuck is going on? Like this looks like shit. And it's on high. It's not on ultra, but it's on high.

And it looks like complete ass. And I was like searching up And people had to like Oh yeah This optimization on this This is fucking dog shit And it's been out for like

I think since what 2019 or something It's been two years at least And it's like They just didn't do anything about it They don't care And I was like what the fuck is this And so like I just abandoned it on PC

Because I was It just 2018 right Well yeah And I think on PC I think it came out on PC On PC on 2019 Right right right right

Yeah And then it just And I'm like, are they going to do something about this? Because it, people complain about it. And I guess it never, I haven't seen it by, oh, they fixed it. And I feel like, I don't know, I just feel it has to be, this is so wrong. This is so fucking wrong because how the fuck can I play this flawlessly on fucking PS4? And like my fucking PC, which can't handle it for should be able to handle it, it can't.

I don't know. Yeah, I love Red, I love Reddendent, too. and it's a shame that that game is not. It looks so insanely good on PS5, Doug. Looks so insanely good on PS5. That's so weird. I don't understand why it doesn't... Amazing.

Yeah, I just don't understand why I can't look great on PC. Like, I don't know. Like, I guess they just like, you know, we got our Game of the Year awards. We got our sales really, like, I don't know what. Like, maybe they got like two people trying to fix it, you know? Because they're making... Because Rockstar, make no mistake, man. Rockstar is making bank.

Oh, like... GTA... GTA... GTA online? This is... this got no not even like it's let me explain this is going to sound insane when i say it but it's true grant the thought 05 came out in 2013 right it came out yep it came out in 2013 it's been eight years and this game in 2020 had its highest sales year to date i mean you just do it was going

to be big though man but what like that yeah It's stupid that it's still fucking all these years later. If I'm not mistaken, this doesn't even mean GTA online because you can get GTA online separately from Grand The V Theta 5 now. It's its own thing. Really? So this is GTA 5 sales figures last year. It can't just be that. It can be.

How can it be bigger than the launch? I don't know. Dude, in the first week, they sold 800,000 copies. That's all. In the first week. Like, it's, like,

come on. It's, it's crazy. It's a lucrative game, man. It does what it does, man. Do they get,

I don't even know how the fuck I, like, it, to me, it's too, the physics are a little bit too real. Like, they're not,

like, super real, but they're a little bit, to the point where I'm like, oh, this isn't how, because I remember playing GTA 4 and just fucking around so much.

I was like, uh, okay, what's up? Slight, slight correction. It's still insane. additionally more units of Grants of Theta Toto 5 were sold in the calendar year of 2020

than any other year except for the game's launch year of 2013 when it's sold like 32.5 but dude what why last year like I don't even think there was new content last year it was you know what I want to know though I want to know you're probably right if I'll you cope yeah but I also want to know does does just downloading a unit count as a sale and not like say for example if you for No, it doesn't? No, no. No. Well, I mean, if you...

Like, say, for example, like, for example, if you, if you, at a specific time period on the Epic Games, the launcher, you would get GTA 5 for free. And, like, I wonder if that inflated their sales at all. That's not a sale. Because... Is that a sale? Well, it's... Well, it's... It's technically not a...

But, I mean, it is... Does it, even though they didn't profit? You know, but does it count as a unit, like, sold technically? Yeah, maybe. I don't know if it counts it that way. I know what you mean, because, like, sometimes you'll get, like, a free game on Xbox Live or something, and it'll say thank you for your purchase or whatever the fuck, and it's like, and it's just, like, zero dollars. That could be the case.

I don't know, but, like, I don't know, man. I'm skeptical, man. That is crazy. That's, yeah, it's weird. COVID could play something, but I'm just like, not even at the launch of online, they didn't sell, like, that just seems a little suss to me, man. It's, it could, but it could, I mean. They could have just had great marketing Like buy the shit

Because some other I know some DLC came out recently too That's crazy man Yeah literally Red Dead Red Dead Redemption isn't insane But Red Dead sells good too Like people play Red Dead online Yeah Like it's a live online game

So like people Like DTA is insane Yeah I mean Red Dead is admittedly A more niche title But it's it's sold 30 million copies Which is crazy

That's crazy for a cowboy game Right Yeah. So good, man. Fucking Arthur Morgan. Just what a, what a fucking guy. What a great character. Sure.

Sure. And, uh, man, I think we'll do one more question and then we'll head off. Let's do one more, but let's see. Let's see. Have a little faith, Arthur. Have a little faith, author. Alpha R.W. He says, Hello, Lawful, Evil, Neutral Evil, and Chaotic Evil.

I've been listening since the zeroth episode, but I'm first-time patron. So welcome, Alpha. Nice, nice, welcome. Hey, welcome. Yeah, man. My question is, if you woke up tomorrow at age seven, but with all your adult memories and mental abilities, what would you have done differently, thanks? So listen, I'm not going to answer this. Stock market, stock market.

Oh, yeah, no. Stock market. Immediately, stock market, easily. Start market, I'd bet on races. I'd bet on races. I'd bet on fucking NBA. I'd be bad money out my fucking ass. I would go talk to somebody.

And I'd be like, I'd be like really. I'm like, you don't think I know this, but some big things are going to happen, right? All right. The war in Iraq is going to go through. We're not going to be able to stop. We're going to be there for at least, at least 20 more years, right, kid, all right? So I need you to work with me. And I can make you some money.

You can make me some money, all right? Are we together? And my uncle would be like, yeah, I'm down. He would go. He would bet money. We would make a fuck ton. I'd buy an island. Buy an island somewhere in the middle of bum fucking nowhere.

I'd be fucking rubbing shoulder to people like, fucking Bill Gates at like a fucking 12 year old. I'd be like involved in shit. I would stock market immediately. Immediately like I would just stocks. I'm like yo, you know it's going to be crazy. Bitcoin's going to be pretty crazy eventually. Oh yeah.

Cryptocurrency I would, yeah, no question. No question. It'd be a fucking while. Everyone would be laughing at you and then fucking while like fucking you fucking cash out when it hits fucking 40,000 like it did like a couple of weeks ago. Like God damn. I cash out now and I'm so rich at stupid. I'm so rich. I'm so rich. I'm buying my own portion of fucking Google. I own like 70% of Google.

Like this random nigger Kingston Jameson that lives in fucking Los Angeles, California owns Google. I would be pretty I would get so rich. I would get so rich and I would just donate all of the money. I just donate all that money away to like actual good place. And they'd be like, why did I blight? Because shit's going to get bad. Damn, that's pretty noble I'm just gonna get bad eventually We should probably start at Well, that's like I wouldn't have my girlfriend anymore And it'd be terrible because I would

Like when you go back in time I think about the idea that like If you have your significant person right And you go back in time Would you be able to get them again? That's possible It's possible But you might know too much

So you might say shit that would scare them Or you might do things that would scare them Thinking that like oh how did she know That she's like Oh my god it's creepy How do you know my fucking middle name? You know, because you might interact with it like you do right now. Yeah, like, scare her the fuck away.

And then, that's a good point. You should probably, what the fuck? Use some dark web searches to, like, find all these deep dark secrets and shit or like a PI. You hired a fucking PI. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you would have to tread that line very carefully. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, get a low mileage lease on the 26. Ram, 500 Big Horn crew cab, 4 by 4 for 369 a month, for 39 months, with 4,099 due at signing.

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Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with you? Morgan and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you.

Not ideal. Or you don't know what you like, what kind of displaced matter you cause that can change the way everything works. That, like, you go find... Oh, you'd fuck everything. The way you're talking, you would fuck everything up. You would absolutely ruin everything. Yeah. No, you would, you would potentially fuck everything up for everything.

I'm trying to save the world, though. Yeah, but in doing so, kind of like you trying to raise your kid not to be a serial killer. You would fucking, you would fuck the world. It always comes back to that. What are you, what are you saying? What are you going to do? Is it you going to do nothing? I would, well, no, I'd probably do stocks, honestly.

I would try to be as un-invasive, as like, I would just try to make money where I know other people would have made that money anyway. And, like, I wouldn't, I would, like, trademark a bunch of shit that I know would be, like, really valuable later on. No matter what, you would alter time fucking significantly. Because imagine sitting, I imagine sitting, like, I'm sure I'm smarter than almost every teacher I've ever had in my life by now. Imagine sitting in school right now with the other than I don't know about that one. I don't know about that one. I, dude, I know a lot more than I did. I would guess before maybe like the end of high school.

I know way more than I did before then. Yes, but there's no way you're smarter than the majority of your teachers. Like, this is just no way. By, okay, sorry, I know everything that's going to teach me and more. That's different. And I'm just like. And I'm just like, I can't even talk. If I talk, I'm going to scare you.

As a seven-year-old, I'd be like, if I tell you what I know, right? now, you're gonna freak out. So I'm just gonna be quiet. I would be like, dad, dad, put, put $200 into Bitcoin. Please. And like, what the fuck is that? In fucking, trust me.

In fucking 2001, he's like, I would, I would fucking cause a scene. I'd be like, grandma, please, please, you don't even need $2,000. We're gonna move upstate of it. Just like, what do you mean up state? Like, don't worry about it. Son's gonna happen.

We're gonna move up state. Just please. Please, please, trust me. Trust me. It's going to be hard for them to fucking actually convince them. Without saying, You're so stupid. I'm from the future.

I know everything. I know everything. Everything, all of it. It would be so hard. But for sure. It would be hard to, like, dude, but I definitely would alter the time because one thing that I absolutely would do is,

uh, I would say like when I'm a teenager. No, no, not a teenager. Earlier than that, I would, I would fucking,

uh, record and release seven nation army. Like, I would definitely fucking steal that from Jack White. I would absolutely steal. Before you probably even, before Jack White probably even thought of that shit, I would fucking do it.

And he wouldn't even be, he wouldn't even be privy to it because he didn't even think about it yet. He wouldn't even be able to do anything about it. That's what makes it worse. He wouldn't even know anything's been done to do anything about. Yeah, exactly. He would have no idea.

He'd just listen to it like, oh, that's a good song, man. I would copy Drake style, copy Drake style, and everything like that. Copy his cadence and it's become Drake. As a little as kid You the fucking best Destroy What music is now

I would come back to this point And music would be so different currently You'd be like You should fucking steal every hit dude Like still every hit period I would steal a pair of more songs I'd be taking everything I wouldn't let anyone else eat in the world

I wouldn't let there would be no other genre There would just be Kingston's making music period You'd be so God-tiered everything he'd do I don't think I don't think you could You could easily replace Drake But I don't think you could replace I don't think you could step into the

Into the shoes of Haley Williams Like there's no way that you could do that I could look but look I could not be the singer But I could get someone else Who could probably like There's probably great singers up that I get to like Completely use separate style Why not just be a talent manager

And discover Haley Williams No I don't want anyone else eating I don't want anyone else living there fucking person. I don't want anyone else living good. You're going to... But... You're so stupid.

If I'm destroying the time... If I'm destroying reality, I'm destroying reality. No. When I get back to my timeline, it not be the same at all. I want there to be a frog as the fucking president. Like, I'm going to fuck everything up. I think we already had that. We're going to get...

I'm going to get back. I'm going to get back and somebody like Dragon Bullsy. There's a fucking dog man. There's going to be a dog man in the office. Like, woof, wolf. We did it. We did it. We did it.

beat the Middle East. Well, on that note, uh, that's the end of our show. We're going over, we're going a little bit long. But, uh,

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I thought that was clear. Like, I thought it, like, you know, like, who the fuck would charge $10 to stay, like, per month? Can you imagine paying $10 a month? You also can't kick them out. That's Netflix. Well, I think it would be, it would be good if we, like, did, like, you know, we showed up and made movies or something. We, we, we, we entertain them. We fucking, we should go in.

We should go in. Yeah, we should go into that Discord more often. I got to make a note to do that. Yeah. Sometimes I'll go in because somebody will tag me. mean they're talking shit and then I'll talk shit back and then I'll leave. My discourse has become a fucking, it's the Wild West out there. That's why we got to go in there.

We got to be sheriffs. Yeah. Or just not. Just contribute to the fucking mess. Yeah, I'm just going to post pages of my ass in there. Not even your ass, your asshole close-ups of your asshole. That's so fucking terrible, dude. I do not want that floating around.

You have, your asshole has no wrinkles in it. It's just smooth all around. Booth. I got Botox in my asshole. It's like, what the fuck is wrong with your ass? You think someone's gotten Botox in their asshole, dude? Probably. Probably definitely.

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I'm sorry, dude. Thank you for your fucking, thank you for your patronage. But god damn, he's a new one. He's a new one. God damn. Yeah, never heard that motherfucker.

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would you go back and tell people, like, would you be the Snowden before the Snowden? No, fuck no. No. Snowden got nothing out of that. He's, like, living in a fucking... He's fucked, can't see his wife. Like, he sucks.

I would say some shit. I'm seven. That's the price to be a fucking patriot, bro. You get fucking the ass. That's the price to fucking care about your fellow American. You get fucking put in a fucking box. Can you imagine? Can you imagine, though, he just couldn't stand his wife so much that he was willing to become a traitor to the U.S. government, just so he could, like, have an excuse not to see her.

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