The Snark Tank - #63: David Dobrik Ruined!

Episode Date: March 26, 2021

Why is David Dobrik such garbage? Why is Prince Charles so old? Just be young, idiot! Why is the Harley Quinn show good? Was the Snyder Cut worth the pain? How to get through breakups with the devils help! Man tosses Elephant (REAL), Sweeny is afraid of women and pronouns. What the hell is Super Straight? New Snark Tank, listen before we all cry! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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He's a little dead mean. I don't know why don't know Ray. Parabulous. They're a kind of line. Collaboralibulus. Parabulous. I think I'm going to go blind.

I don't know why hearing the Doug theme made me, like made me laugh. because there's nothing funny about that, but for whatever reason, it hit me in just the right way. I feel like Doug is a guy that dies. I feel like Doug's death is caused

by just a series of unfortunate events. Like, I feel like Doug is not going to live his life out. He's going to die at a supermarket like 28 because of some wild bullshit. Doug is a bald middle schooler. Yeah, I know. But he's not...

But like, you can just look at Doug and be like, he's not going to make it the right way. Like something is going to get him But we don't know what it's going to be His unconscious mind His unconscious mind is going to have Too much influence over his body one day And he's going to quail man his real body off a building

At some point He definitely got COVID Doug definitely got COVID Doug was definitely Why would you say that Doug was definitely one of the people That went out like volunteering Simply to help

When the whole thing happened And then he just got COVID And he died And everyone's like He thought he could handle it, but he was just too sickly. He completely took all the right precautions, but his body just couldn't win. He just couldn't do it. He just lost.

That's what I was saying. He just, like, he just couldn't win the fight, and that's how Doug dies. And then his dog is just like, we're not keeping this dog. I never wanted his fucking dog. Get rid of it. Skeeter, Skeeter gets really sad. He grows up really unhappy. Fucking, the guy that bothers Doug changed his life because he realized how much he

fucked with Doug, and he could have been a better person. He could have helped. overall No, I wouldn't go that far Overall It just becomes It just becomes 13 reasons why But Doug

No no no It's not 13 reasons why It's not just like It's just like everyone This grows from the experience Of like Doug dying Because Doug was just such a benign human That everyone's like

Yo If he could die What the fuck happened all of us That dude was a superhero In his mind You know Now he's bad All right

Well Welcome to the snark tank I guess We're here We're hanging out It's your boys, Chris Derek and Sweeney. Yeah. Sweeney, you're looking very pink today.

Thank you. Is that even a pink shirt or can you even tell? This is a pink shirt. I don't know what shade of pink. I don't know what hue it is. I just know it's the color pink. I just was able to realize these are the color pink when I was like 15. I was able to distinguish pink correctly finally.

So I'm not asking for anything more than that. That's the last power I got visually. Does the audience know that you're really? colorblind? I don't think we've ever talked about that. I feel like I brought it up before I'm colored blind. My eyes are probably brought up on stream. My eyes are terrible. They're like literally I need to need new ones. You're going to get glasses one day and you still don't have

glasses. Why need surgery? Along with glasses. Maybe. Maybe you should start with glasses. I'll wait. I'll let them say what it was. I'll let them give me some ideas and I'll just go surgery. I'll like tell me everything I need doctor. And everybody, okay, you probably need some glasses. If things are really extreme, you need some surgery, I'll be like cut them open, doctor.

give me new ones you would you would rather just get eye surgery than just get glasses well maybe why because guys I'd have to put them on you know that I could potentially lose them and all those things but surgery's just like it's just done

you know shut up losing your glasses how do you guys asking me a question I give you guys a pretty valid point and you guys tell me shut up stupid answer that wasn't a stupid answer that was a simple answer

just get some glasses first Oh my god, whatever, whatever. You know you would play video games better. You know that, right? I can't get better at video games. I'm already amazing. No, you... Such an ignorant statement.

That's fucking... Such an ignorant statement. I can't get better at a video game. It really is. Losing your glasses is something that I get told happens a lot, but... Just doesn't. It's like losing your fucking wheelchair. You're not going to lose your goddamn wheelchair.

You're fine. I've had these glasses for almost five years. What are the thing is that? You, particularly, Chris, you are, your personality about your glasses is half you. Because you start panicking. You don't like actually like start getting scared, but you're like, hey, guys, I can't see. I'm like everybody. No, I can't see.

Something to go wrong. I can't help. You sense like your intro whenever you don't have your glasses on. No, what are you talking about? What does I even mean? I can't see guys. Like the first thing you say is like, guys, I don't have my glasses on. I can't see.

Well, yeah. Immediately. We start talking. You're like, hey, guys, let everybody know. I'm not helpful. Well, yeah. It's a good way to get out of things. I used to, like, pretend.

I used to, there was a period of time where I would pretend, like, I had context for a brief period of time, and people would, but I would still wear, I had a non-prescription pair of glasses because I just didn't like the way I looked without them. And I would specifically get out of things, because I was like, guys, I lost my glasses. I can't. Like, I got to go home.

And I would, like, pretend to be, like, blind. Like, I would have, like, a friend that would, like, help me get to the bus and everything. It worked for some things. Oh, my God. It became too much of a, it became too much of an elaborate lie to continue. He started driving. So you were like, yeah, you brought your car on today. He's like, I know, I don't know what I'm to do.

So you'd have to wait for your parents to come pick you up and leave your car at school. So that means you're trapped at your house all day. You know why I stopped wearing contacts, though? Because, like, I lost one, and then I realized that I was just completely fucked. I was just completely fucked. The second you lose one of them, you're just, you're in a state of, like, you either got to walk around like an asshole, or you've just got to walk through with your, both your eyes open and you're just going through this hellish fucking fever dream.

Where, like, it's half blurry and half high death. I've never had contact. I've never even put them on. They scare me a little bit. Contacts are gross. I can put them on, I'm pretty sure. but like it's They're fucking stupid

Because I don't like the fact They're something in my eye And like some people fall asleep And they go behind their eyeballs Because let's happen A little event up here before And she had to get them out And it was fucking disgusting

Have ever used contacts, Derek? No I feel like I would be too irresponsible with them Like the way that you're supposed To like take them out for you All that bullshit I wouldn't Yeah This is like fuck that

That's why I couldn't do it either I was like You gotta like You gotta like open your eyeball You gotta wait And then like Take it out They got to like press against your eye a little bit and then it'll come off.

It's just this whole fucking disgusting ornate procedure that like when you got glasses is, there you go. I did it and I put them back in the amount of time that it would take you to take one contact out, probably. You know, it's just so dumb. Fuck people with contacts. I don't respect them. They're not humans. They don't have rights. Wow.

That's pretty true. My girlfriend wears contacts. That's not nice. I'm not, you think I'm going to take everything back? I stick by. I'm a principal man. Wow, what a fucking smegmoid. What a fucking genital ward.

I hate you. Look, everybody looks better with glasses anyway. I don't think I do. I look like my grandma. Immediately when I put glasses on. That doesn't make sense. You've seen me pale.

Why? Did your grandma have fucking five o'clock shadow and shit? What the hell are you talking about? Don't judge my grandma's five o'clock shadow ass. I'll fuck you up. I don't talk shit about my grandma's. I mean, I mean,

just putting on glasses and make you look like a old woman. I look like my grandmother instantly. It's jarring. Oh, put on glasses? So does your grandmother, does your grandmother without her glasses look like exactly like you? She looks similar to me. You can tell us my grandma.

I don't know. I don't buy that. I think most people look better with glasses. If you put glasses, if you put glasses on a person, they look better. You put guys on an ape? Do they look better?

Yes. It looks smarter. He looks smarter. Yeah, actually, literally. You know that show fucking, oh my God, what is it? Umbrella Academy with the ape with the fucking glasses? Does he wear a glass?

I'm gonna call me? I don't know. I'm making this up probably. You are, I think, but whatever. He is smart, though. No, this is a monopon pretty sure. I have seen apes with glasses before, and let me tell you something. They look infinitely smarter than normal non-glasses apes.

I agree with you on that. That's real science. Yeah. Anyway, guys. Just some, what is it? How you say housekeeping? Before we get on with today's festivities. Next episode is going to be with,

Jonathan Young. We're going to be having him on the show. We're going to be obviously asking him a bunch of the questions that you submitted to us over at Patreon.com slash snark tank. So jump over there if you want to be a part of that. And there's going to be a new Patreon exclusive solo episode with Derek this time. There's already one with me up there. So if you're a fan of ours and you want to get a little exclusive nonsense, jump over there. It's only a dollar minute.

You can just throw a dollar in there and get that shit. Toss a coin to your witcher. Yeah, toss a coin to your witcher, guys. And before we get into a lot of the topics today, we got like dough brick and all sorts of fucking nonsense. But what is it? Jason Tom wrote in and he says, correction. He's writing in with a fucking correction,

putting us in our place. Well, me specifically, he says in episode two of the podcast, episode two. Oh, wow. Let's go. Let's go. Let's hear it. Super long time ago. Chris said he's always wanted a pet chameleon, but decided not to get one because he read that they only live about a year. I remember this.

I don't know where he got this number, but in the wild, they live two to three years. And in captivity, they live as high as 10 years. Not the longest lifespan, much longer than Chris thought. The main reason I'm making this correction is because I want Chris to get a chameleon to show it off to his audience. Please get a chameleon, Chris. Two to three years in the wild is probably what I was thinking. 10 years is kind of long I don't know if I want to

I don't want to I want I want like a seven year commitment at most from a chameleon So I think I'm probably still going to pass That's my that's my That's my warrior That's a freaking that's like I take him on my chair It's like right go handle this for me

Then it turned to talk a little mission where he's like he's by himself And he's doing stealth stuff for me That's what he is to me He's an extension of myself Your chameleon can't do stealth missions for you You assume he can't I never know You never do

Would you rather have a chameleon or a fully grown, I'm assuming Japanese adult named Buschusima from Bloody War II. Would you rather have a chameleon or have the guy that turns into a chameleon, but he doesn't. It's before he turns into it. So it's just a normal guy who has the potential to become a million but never does? Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, wait, wait, can he or is it just, like, can he if, if motivated enough become a chameleon or no? Or is it straight up that, is that him? Like, is that definitely the character from the game? Like, that's him 100%.

Once he, once he is not, no, once he's no longer your pet, he can turn into a chameleon. That's fucked. Does he live as long? Does he live 10 years also? Yeah, it's going to be, it's got to be this, the. same length, but also he's as big as the regular chameleon that you would get.

So he's also like, he's also fun size. Oh my God. You get a little Bush Zima. I feel like if I had a little man that size, the size of your average everyday, you know, streetwalk and chameleon, I feel like there would be an issue

immediately because I couldn't show him off to anybody because the government would immediately get involved. That's a good point The people would try to take him The government would try to take him like an E.T. I don't know if I'd want that kind of drama I'd prefer just the chameleon. If this was a man that could become a chameleon

And it's like Indian in the cupboard Indian in the cupboard plus animorphs Then I think I'd probably go with the guy. That's so crazy Because at the same time What makes it bother some is that he has the potential To transform into an alien But he never does

So all that does is it does That's just a tease right there I know you can do this I played your game I see what you're capable of. Just do it once. Just do it once. Come on.

And he's like no. Yeah, but he's like, he's trying to figure it out. But he's just like one step away from finishing the equation of however he has to do it. For the whole 10 years of me having him. As soon as 10 years over and our contract is over, we shake our hands. He does it in front of me and then he leaves. And then he leaves. And he turns invisible and he walks me.

I'm like, God, fucking damn it, bro. I wanted you to do that so often. Chameleons are so fucking, like, they're so cool. They got, like, the little, like, Lego hand. You could put, like, a, you hand a chameleon anything, and it grabs onto it instinctively. It just, like, understands. Like, you hand it, like, a little, like, a miniature sword.

It'll grab it and start swinging it. Like, it understands weapons. Yeah, I love, I love, I fucking love chain lions. But, uh, I think, uh, I think the only reason I wanted one, though, is because I hate fucking insects, and I just wanted to have one on my shoulder. Right. We have a pet frog then. No, but I don't respect frogs nearly as much.

What the fuck you don't respect frogs? It's just a fat sack of nonsense. I like in mucus. They got buffed legs, they're slimy. They got buff ass legs. They jump stupid high, bro. They jump stupid high. They're fucking, they live the experience of evolution.

They are evolutionary. Evolutionary footnote. It exists. What are you fucking talking about? Everything is experienced evolution. They are the definition of, like, like, fucking, like, life evolution. Like, it's a water breathing,

a little pussy at first, and then bam, it has legs and it's on the ground. That's like a fucking... Those things are special. Oh, you mean like its entire... It's a life. Generalized singular lifespan encompasses all of evolution.

It's fucking impressive. Those things are impressive creatures, bro. I guess. I don't know. I love to have a frog, man. A chameleon's a little bit cooler because it's got, like, the dual analog stick eyes.

Camelians are cooler than frogs, but frogs I respect a lot. Oh, for sure. I don't know. I'd still rather have a chainly on. A chain on. But anyway, let's get into some, let's get into some news. Okay.

We've got, so what do we, we got, we got the Snyder cut? A lot of, we had the Snyder cut. Oh, yeah, this fucking, so did you, I didn't you guys see it? The Sneeter Coom. I watched it. I thought it was great.

I saw it. I thought it was actually pretty great. You both saw it, actually? Yeah. How was it? I'm a big fan of the DC universe. I thought it was pretty great. I, the weird thing was,

hearing so many people that that are so against like Justice League or anything that Zach Snyder's been doing say good things about it and I was so skeptical. I was like how is this possible? Because my in my perspective I thought it was going to be the same way

it was going to be the same as BVS, the Ultimate Edition or whatever like when Batman versus Superman ultimate edition there was a lot of fanboys like the hardcore ones that were like oh it's it's great now and I watch it like no it's just longer diarrhea. What are you talking about? There's more context, but it's still garbage. And all I want from those superhero films really, ultimately, is just good action.

Because I'm just wanting to be entertained by strong people fucking each other up. And Justice League, the Snyder cut, not only did it make sense because the original made zero sense at all, it actually had a lot of dark side in it. And I thought that was fucking awesome. It was way more It was more on the lines Of one of the animated movies And I was like this is fucking cool

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I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan & Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows.

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some of Zach Snyder's slow-motion shit, the movie probably would have been like three hours, you know, but like, other than that, like, it was, I really enjoyed it. The people that were saying good things about it, they weren't on crack. And I, because I couldn't, I had a hard time accepting that.

Like, how are you going to fix this mess? but it was so much more than I thought it was going to be. Yeah, I haven't seen it. I don't know if I have that much. I don't have HBO Max first off, and I wasn't about to like subscribe if I'd. I'll catch this sound cut. They don't have a free trial either, so fuck them.

Yeah, so if they have like a four, if they put out like a 4K Blu-ray or something, like maybe I'll check it out. But I was along the same lines. I was like how, because I remember seeing bits and pieces of the original Justice League. Like I actually never saw the movie like entirely And I saw bits and pieces of it

And I was like this looks like shit And certainly like most like how much of the movie is is The same Not a lot like I understand it's longer But like of the scenes that you saw How much of that was like improved or like Like more or less the same I think only some parts from the end word like

There are definitely like moments Moment to moments that are like let's keep this moment in, but a lot of everything until the, like, last hour. Like, the last hour is sort of similar, but even that's very different at the same time. I would say it's insanely different. Like, it's very... No, like, the ending sequence is different still, but, like, there are shots like the Aquaman surfing down a building, him jumping into the group, them fighting alongside Batman.

Batman going first was different, you know, but, like, there was just some moments at the end that were similar, but other than that... it was like not not even like the same movie at all like it's a pretty different they even there was a lot of they shot it weird too what do you mean it was a lot of yeah what do you mean it wasn't widescreen it was um i think it was 13 well no it was four by three four by three there you go yeah and then but it was it was mainly because it was it was an imax thing that they just were like all right this isn't like wide like in an imax where it's just a giant like square uh typically well they just put it in the format that it's it's not going to be all stretched out

and gross so he just put in like in just you know regular tv for i didn't even i forgot about it like if that's how much like when it first starts it's just happening and then you kind of forget about it and uh yeah yeah it was they added in a lot of context to where it like say for example step and wolf actually makes it it makes sense that he's actually in it and he's actually a good villain with motivation because literally in the first movie there was you'd had no idea what the only thing you knew is that oh i just want to please dark side i guess kind of but not really it doesn't really show the extent of what happened to him before and now he's trying to redeem himself nothing nothing and there was nothing at all now there's a full background you get to see a lot of

Darkside and like you get to see a sequence of him even before how we got his ass fucking handed to him by a bunch of gods. Things that you should have seen before. Like they just extended some scenes that were already there but made them make sense. They switched out. They switched him off Steppenwolf actually in an initial scene. Because the rest of it was Steppenwolf that came to Earth and they switched him out for Darkside.

They changed Steppenwolf's design. They gave him like sort of like, um, what's the name of that like weird? You guys were played Killer Instinct? You know that Ice Dude from Killer Instinct that like that has like. Glacius. Glacius. He's like sort of like the glazias like armor. Like sort of like a synthetic like nano armor.

He kind of looked like that dude from the first Iron Man movie. What was it? The guy that shot the fire out of his fucking head. What? The only guy, the villain that it was like a. No, it's. From the first Iron Man movie? Did I say Iron Man?

Yeah. I meant Thor. Sorry. I met Thor. Oh, right, right. Right. You stole your armor. I know what you mean.

Yeah, he did look like that. Thank you. Very much so. Yeah. Wonder Woman had the most badass scene in the movie. Wonder Woman had the most badass scenes consistently acting in the movie. One thing I have to say about that. They added so they kind of stripped away a little bit of her,

that theme that she always has and the other ones, like the main Wonder Woman movie. They used it a little bit, but they changed it with, and if you're using subtitles, it was like, like Amazonian lamenting. Yeah, it was like this. It's just, ha, ha, and I'm like, okay, stop, stop. Every time she showed up and did something, it was like, it sounded like an Amazon was getting slaughtered. They didn't, they didn't eat it very much because it was, because very often they showed like them mascara proper.

And they were like this because the whole beginning scene of Steppenwolf showing up, he showed up on them scarra and he killed a bunch of fucking them scarans. And I was like, get them. They deserve it. Yeah, he had sex with a lot of them too. That was the one thing that changed like really like pretty big. He kind of, he kind of stopped. He's like, oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, it's been a while. And then there's like some good love making scenes with the careless whisper.

I thought that was a really nice touch. There was, I really enjoyed it. For me, the biggest problem with the Justick movie ever, there was one problem I had that really bothered me. There were some scenes and moments in it that I liked a lot. But there was one scene where Iron Man, there was, in the very beginning, they were like Superman. Yeah, I stopped talking immediately when I realized what I said.

They were like Superman. What is your favorite thing about Earth? And he didn't answer. He was like, hmm, you had to think about it. And that bothered me. Superman loves Earth more than anyone else. And they got rid of that. And I was so happy.

I'm so glad they eradicated because everything was wrong with that scene. First of all, it was a weird way to start the movie off. And Superman's face, his top lip because he was shooting for Mission Impossible. And he had to contractually keep his mustache that he couldn't shave it. So it looked like the biggest ass you've ever seen. It looked like part of his lip was hanging off. I thought like this is so ugly I can't believe they kept this in the movie

Yeah And so then they removed it And I'm also glad that they changed things up a little bit Because the first two scenes in the original Is that stupid scene And then it goes to Wonder Woman Saving the bank or whatever And it's like

What is this dude? What is this? This doesn't even make sense Why is this happening? And then they cut to Batman going It just made no fucking Batman They just threw shit in there

This And I was just like I is with No experience can tell a better story by like, hey, let's not start the movie off like this where there's no context or no point for these two scenes. Yeah, yeah. They're just there. I remember when I tried to watch it, like the first couple scenes were just like it felt like I was watching. Like if somebody took a trailer and made a trailer a movie.

You know, like it's just like here's one scene that has nothing to do with the next scene, but it's like sequentially kind of neat, I guess, that they're happening. And it's like Batman's suddenly fighting demons on the roofs. Yeah, that scene was so bad. I just remember being like, I don't know what the fuck's going on. And I shut it off at that point because I just, I didn't care to begin with. But like the second, I felt myself waiting in the first couple seconds. I was just like done. Yeah.

Whatever to cut that's way better in that movie. I loved it. I loved it because it was finally a Batman that wasn't just like cold and collected and I know everything. He was actually like very faith-driven. He was like, I believe like genuinely this would be better for everybody. and doing the right thing. And I was like, I like that.

Like, I like Batman not just being a brooding dickhead all the time. Because I feel like he's not always that. Usually. This kind of goes to show how important editing really is. Absolutely. Yes. Yes. You know, editors don't really, they're so instrumental in, like,

whether or not something turns out well. And compared to, like, most other professions, like, you know jack shit about, like, who edited what? I was saying that when we're watching that shit When we were watching that I was saying I was like The only person that's gonna get props is Zach Snight obviously is fucking names on it

But like the people that are really Like say Zach Snyder The cinematographer that he always works What he's known for it This is like oh this is Zach Snyder I'm like it's not Zach Snyder It's the cinematographer that he works with

And like say they sing pretty well For that they're going for But like You don't know his name as if like I'm talking about talking about the guy and I forgot his name. Like the whole point, like, I used to know who he was and now I'm like, ah, fucking I can't even say. But yeah, it's, oh, we got to talk about, we got to talk about Jared Leto.

We got to talk about Jared Leto. Wait, why? Why? Because he had his cameo and I got to tell you, he is by far in every, animated anything, by far the worst joker just by mile. He can't even Even It's just he's so shit

It doesn't make sense Because he's a good actor He's a good everything He's like Pretty much Somehow Oh yeah He's even good at a cult dog

He's just good at everything Yeah he's fantastic at subjugating people He's great But like It's such a bad joker And his laugh is even worse Than it was before Suicide Squad

I don't understand how that was possible I thought it was like Oh they're going to give him a good laugh at least They're going to have to fix it And he was just like, ah, ah, ah, I was like, oh, okay. I thought the other one where he just sounds like a bird, like, ah, ah, like, at least that's funny. Oh, yeah, yeah. You know what that suicide squad is?

And I'm like, oh, all right. Yeah, he's definitely laughing, okay? It's such a bad, like, I didn't see the Snyder cut obviously, so I don't know the context of, like, what, how his scene was. Why is in this thing? Yeah. It was such a good scene, too. And he didn't say the N-word. It's such a good scene, too.

It was such a jane. Like, that was actually a great fucking scene that would lead to an amazing scene. I mean, it was cool. And he just fucked it up. It's just weird that he's like, I'm so, I'm like, damn, this sucks. He just, he just can't do Joker. He can't do it. And it sucks.

Like, I would rather have him just imitate one of the previous ones. It would be better than his, his own thing because it's not working at all. People, yeah, it's. Right now with Ramtruck's declaration of. I'm well-qualified current FCA lessees. Get a low mileage lease on the 2026. Ram, 1,500 Big Horn crew cab, 4 by 4 for 369 a month for 39 months, with 4,099 do at signing. Tax, title, license extra, no security deposit required.

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

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Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. I don't know why they thought that he could do it well after suicide. I knew for everything that I was hearing about how good the Snyder cut was and how many things were fixed. The one thing that I knew for certain was bullshit was there was one tweet that I saw and a couple of other tweets echoing the sentiment of, oh man, dude, Jared Lato's scene with Batman might be one of the best scenes between Batman and Joker in cinematic history.

And I was like, there's no way that's true. That can't be real. The best thing between him and Joker is the fucking scene in frigate Rite Returns. The Joker has a battering in his eye and he breaks his own neck. That's the best scene ever. Because they're just having a buddy conversation and he kills himself. And I'm like, damn. Nice.

Yeah. That's a pretty good one. There's like, that's the thing. It's like there's so many amazing ones. And it's like the thought that Jared Lato, the damaged guy, could at least that bullshit is off his head. Jesus Gap. He had a joke. He had a Jesus vibe going on in this movie.

A Jesus vibe? He had a Jesus vibe going on in this movie. Jesus Christ. Was he like... Because he was... Because he was the... He was the what you call it. He was the one that was supposed to...

Like, he was the X factor. He's a savior, technically, of that. Was he a cult leader or something? Maybe. He might have just been himself. He might have been... Play you as Joker as yourself. And he was like...

I think they kind of caught him in the middle. doing his cult stuff kind of the same way that uh when they got uh harrison ford for the rise of skywalker like he didn't prep for that role like he looks like he rolled out of bed and he's like his his hair's long and shit i'm like wait are you when are you remembering this guy like why is his hair so fucking bad he was so different where it's like he couldn't have just like got him to look like how he did when he died you know just to kind of like match the the just match it but he just I'm like, oh, they just, like, please do us his favor. And he's like, yeah, fuck, I guess.

And then he just showed up. And then the funny thing is, though, like, his little cameo was probably the best thing about that movie. Like, I really liked his, I liked what was coming out of his mouth. Like, I believed him even though he looked like, you know, like he needed a haircut and shit. It's pretty good. Yeah. He's especially eating chicken. Yeah.

He was like, yo, come do this. And then he was like, get off my plane or some shit. one. That movie goes hard, bro. I'm not even that American. I fucking love that. I'm not even like that of American, like, I have a Patriot. I'm like, yo, this movie goes hard. It's not bad. It's not bad. So,

here's the thing, though. Like, would you would, is it reasonable to, like, get an HBO Max subscription for this? It depends if you're a fan or not. Even if you just cancel it in the same month. Look, I will say this. HBO Max actually has

quite a bit of good shit on it. just from surfing at my friend's house because he has, he's using his girlfriend's account and because otherwise he wasn't going to pay for it either. Yeah. And there's actually the Harley Quinn show

that I watched two episodes of it and I was blown away by how entertaining it was. That shows funny, man. It's a comedy. It's really funny. Like, I've seen bits from it like like clips from it.

And I'm like, this is like, I don't know, maybe I'm really stupid, but I think it's like genuinely hilarious. It's really good. It's really good. Like I've seen every clip to the point that I've seen the full episodes of every episode so far

So I was like oh, this is a pretty good show. I like it a lot There's a there's one scene that I love about like the Joker's like pestering Batman about an electric car and I was like this is I saw that I saw that I saw that on YouTube and awesome Is it like is it is a from the same show when um joker says something like oh like he's talking about like something being funny and then this guy that Hinchman suggests is like Holly Quinn and he's like No stupid women aren't funny and then he shoots them And then it fucking just like freeze frames and then it plays that music Bannan-na-na-na-na-now and it says Joker's base

You ever see that shit on YouTube? Just type in like base Joker or something And it's just one of the best Like Joker is based or something It's one of the best things on YouTube It's if you guys haven't seen that clip That's a good it's a good Joker in that show Yeah maybe I don't know maybe I'll just jump it jump in

There's a Boundawrark South Park South Park I don't give a shit have you guys seen fucking vaccination episode of South Park in a quarantine episode and a pandemic episode? No, I haven't. I heard it was good though. I heard it was good. The pandemic episode I know was actually fantastic. That episode made me cry.

But the vaccine episode is weird because they like as far as I'm concerned, South Park has sucked dick for years, but I heard good things. My friend said that oh, they're kind of returning to being a little bit more chaotic like they were before where it was just like linear garbage.

Like, oh, what is you know, because they're just like, oh, let's what happened it's almost like her podcast where they're like oh what's happening right now let's fucking make a thing about it and it's like not creative at all

I was like I don't know I've seen we watched like two seasons together right didn't we watch like two seasons together and every episode we watched was hilarious yeah I don't think South Park like the new shit

like season 20 and 22 we watched and every episode I watched I was laughing at look I don't here's the thing it's like I don't think South Park is I don't think South Park is as good as it used to be, but it's definitely, like, of the big shows that has stayed around for way longer

than it should have, it's definitely, like, on its best, um, on its best feet, like, compared to, like, the Simpsons and, like, family guy and, like, all these other shows that, and SpongeBob, and all these shows that just refuse to die, uh, Matt Stone and Trey Parker did a pretty good job of making sure that South Park didn't fall to the degree that those other shows did, like, to the point where, like, South Park, I think is still, like, a reason, like, if somebody's like, oh, yeah, I'm just going to catch an episode of the newer South Park. Park. Like, I wouldn't be like, why the fuck would you do that? You know, if somebody came up to me and said, man, I'm really excited about the New Simpsons, I would laugh at them and walk out of the room, like, actually. Like, I don't, I can't even fathom how somebody could look at a modern Simpsons episode and find anything resembling entertainment in it. I, I mean, while I do agree, I just, I've tried multiple times to watch New South Park. And my brain keeps deep.

defaulting to like I thought about it was like what was the last great episodes of South Park and I really think about like imagination land which was probably like a decade ago or something No that's more than a decade ago It wasn't a decade ago but it was No dude that was more than a decade ago dude That shit was more that season nine but you know what I'm saying

Like I think of random moments of like Oh what was like really fucking hilarious like that That episode with uh when they were playing Lord of the Rings And the Backdoor Sluts 9 that porno tape Like such a creative fucking episode And then when I think about their new shit it's just what is happening right now and let's just try to meme

what is happening right now and it's always I'm like yeah okay like the backdoor slats 9 and lower the rings that had nothing to do with nothing it was just it just great ideas coming together like the subplot and the main plot were fucking

just brilliant they gave it to butters right and the butters watch it in the basement and he was freaking and he just became obsessed he became Smeagle that's fucking hilarious well there's also those South Park games that came out the stick of truth and like fractured but hole that were like really really good in their own right and those were like those were good those were good i feel like they put way more into that than they were the the fucking

episodes they're creating like the show yeah yeah you're probably right i don't know like south park is one of those things where it's like i think with any television show specifically specifically cartoons you're going to notice that there's not there's not a there's not a single cartoon that exists where there is a really really memorable episode past the first couple of seasons Like every memorable moment in SpongeBob history is from the first three seasons. Every really memorable moment from the Simpsons is from the first eight. Well, I will object to that only. I can't even judge it because I was actually shocked that it was still on.

I didn't even know. Yeah. But Futurama is this exception. Most of Futurama's memes came from season seven. Really? If you think about like when you think about the most popular memes from, like shut up and take my money, for example. That's from season seven. Season seven fucking destroyed.

But the thing is, they kept leaving, getting canceled, and coming back. So they were fresh, and then they went to season 10, which the finale is adorable. It's great. I can watch 1 through 10 all the way through and not be. Now, of course, there's always weak points. It's never going to be everything that's just as strong. But it's still enjoyable, and they fucking fucked off. And I'm so glad that they just, they love.

left. It was the last episode, the season's finale is so damn charming and that show has made me like tear up multiple times. It's a great show. It's a lot of man. Every time I watch that I literally, every time I watch that episode, I almost tear up. I'm like, fuck, this is so sad. That's a great

one. That's a great one. And then it's the one with the dog, the fossilized dog. Don't fucking, I don't even want you to mention it, man. Don't need, let's not even go there. Dude, he found him. That is so, that is so, that is so, that is so heart-wrenching, man. I don't even want to talk about that episode. I hate that episode so much. Found him. That episode killed him. That episode kills...

That's worse than that Kimerra episode and fucking a... Full Metal Alchemist? That shit hurt me, bro. For no reason they had that shit and they almost killed me. I don't even know what's going on at this point.

We've wandered into anime territory. There was episode of... Come on, you've seen that. You've ever seen that, Chris? There was an episode of, what's you called? Fidroma where... So, hold on, wait, wait, I've seen parts of full metal alchemist.

And all I... I remember seeing, like, like an iron giant-looking guy with a kid's voice and I was like I don't understand Al Fonz. I stopped watching. That show is great. That show is actually voted bro. It's a it's good. Look at there's still some

bullshit cheapy moments which is why I really don't like anime. But mostly it's just it's a great show very mirroring politics I mean imperialism false flags all these things that back

back yeah like the what are they called again? It's been a wall since I about this. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, get a low mileage lease on the 26. Ram, 1,500 Big Horn crew cab, 4 by 4 for 369 a month for 39 months, with 4,099 due at signing. Tax, title, license extra, no security deposit required.

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23, after this year. year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep

getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Yeah, it's Vaughans. Yeah, the Svons are the, you know, the, you know, the Middle Eastern people. And it's just very in tune with, like, say, a lot of stuff that's going on that if you're an adult, you can really appreciate.

And then the whole, this is the idea of alchemy. It's just, it's just a lot of different concepts done very well. And it's really entertaining. I really like that show. I've heard it's a good show. But they had an episode, like, three episodes in or something. Just about, like, it's just so fucked up. It's just, it, like, I.

I hate when shows do this when they're like, they like nail it. They're probably high-fiving each other. Like, we're going to make people so sad. They're going to want to fucking jump off a building. It's anime, bro. They always do shit like that. Dude, most of the vast majority of animas I've watched have, like, a few scenes that are just so unbelievably depressing for no reason. It's like, why is this real?

I've never seen a depressing scene in an anime ever. You're fucking violent. That one for sure. That one, if it doesn't, if it doesn't, I'll say this, Chris. If that chimera episode doesn't do anything to you, I will be like, oh, you may be on the spectrum of sociopathy. Maybe not full-blown, but that because it's like a really, it's hard not to get sad.

It's such a, and like, it's a really, it's kind of like the Seymour thing with Futurama. I'm sure that dog, you've seen that, Chris. Oh, that fucking stupid dog? Yeah. It's a stupid dog. Okay, wait. How does that episode make you feel? I don't remember it.

Okay, okay. No, I'm joking around. I understand. No, that was a good episode. That was probably the only episode of Futurama that I really remember in its entirety. Is it? I don't remember that title of it.

I can't remember it. And the Christmas one. I don't care. I don't. I genuinely want to forget that episode. Why? That's such a beautiful episode. It's not beautiful.

It is beautiful. It's sad, but it's beautiful. The dog waiting for him? He's never coming back. He's on the fucking future. It's the sad. And then the fucking song that they chose, perfection for just ultimate sadness.

I think that's a beautiful episode, man. I wouldn't say, I don't think somebody waiting forever and then knowing that their master, their best friend is never coming back. I would not call that beautiful. I think that is so fucking heartbreaking. Because of the fact,

it shows the love between a man and his pets. That's just beautiful. That's the shit of love. The thing that I thought was, A bit, the thing that I thought was like a bit over the top with that episode was After the credits where Kiro the Wolf comes on screen and starts fucking the dog to death Isn't that guy, that's that furry guy, right? That would make me feel much better if that actually happened

I would not, I've done to be... Because the idea like, you just, I love dogs so much that the idea that Seymour has no idea That Fry's never coming back is the saddest fucking thing. It is really sad. I love it. I love that episode. It makes me smile. I hate, like, I, I, I, I, I,

If whenever that episode's on, I never watch it. And I will never watch it again. That and look at a friarish dude. When he found out that that was his, that was his nephew. Now, that's a beautiful fucking episode. That shit was crazy. I was like, what the fuck? But instead, instead, we're getting Simpsons episode,

episodes where like Homer Simpson meets David Dobrick and fucking... Oh. And the Blog Squad? And the Blog Squad. March. Why is she? She's drunk. Mudge, what is consent?

Morge, what is consent? Oh my God, he took the same joke out of my fucking mouth. You should hold her hair while she's throwing up. I don't know. And then Lisa's like, Dad, I don't think she should be here. And bars like, I caramba, mom. This girl seems really drunk. I caramba.

Eat my shorts. I don't know if this is legal, man. Marge, get the kids out of here Marge What are you doing Not in the kitchen, Marge Marge? Marge, dinner should have been

two hours ago Do! Mudge, how are we supposed to help my friends rape a woman if you're here watching over me? Oh my God. This is real.

So what? The idea. I love this idea. Who's the most informed on this? I'm fairly informed. Are you fairly informed? Yeah. Maybe it's you because I'll be honest.

I'm so ill-informed. I made a rant video kind of touching about it. And I kept calling the guy Dirty Dan. That's how much I know about it. His name is Dom. It's Dom. But that's how much I don't know about this where I called him Dirty Dan twice. And I was like, oh, that's the fucking guy from SpongeBob.

I'll get you, Dirty Dan. You're dirty, Dan. And you too, pitted. I fucking still love that. We call him Pennard. Last episode recently, I cried. So fucking funny. Okay, so.

Yeah, break it down. Begin. First and foremost, David Dobry, the very popular vlogger. So most likely already known to be a psychopath. Because vloggers are insane. He posted an apology video. I know we're getting ahead of ourselves here. But he posted an apology video.

And he looks like a fucking animatronic in it. Like he doesn't look like a real puck. It looked like he took weeks of acting classes and then filmed this video and still somehow learned nothing from those classes. It's wild. I'm sorry, sorry. Did you catch that he's reading notes or a teleprompter?

Did you catch that? I didn't catch that. Okay, so when I, uh, so I posted a video this morning. How definite is that? How definite is that? Like, is he definitely doing that or is it most likely? No, it's, it's not most. slightly it's something that is so if you if you're you know what it looks like to look the

lens directly at the lens directly it looks like they're looking at you if you catch his eyes you how they have to do is pay attention on his eyes they go slightly up just a little bit towards not focusing on the lens anymore at crucial moments so we can stay on topic and it's so i'm like a lot of people aren't going to catch this because a lot of people aren't going to be paying that much attention it's not horrible, like say how you see a lot of the late night people where they're clearly drifting so far off that I'm like, your cue cards are, it's just insufferable. But it's enough to where if you're just looking, because I watched like two minutes of his apology.

And I'm just like, holy shit. I can tell when he's like looking directly in and then when it's just slightly above and it's not focusing anymore. Because it doesn't look like he's looking me directly in the eye anymore. It's kind of like say, go ahead. Do you think there's a possibility he might be looking at the screen that's like flipped over? Like maybe

Well, if he has a screen above him And he's looking at himself And if he's that much of an egomaniac Sure That's actually a huge That's a huge possibility And he's looking at himself So I will say

So I guess let me do say that then Maybe his eyes are just trailing Because mine's to the side My screen Yeah yeah If I do look at myself But maybe he has one of those A, what is it

Those alpha ones The Sony ones that the screen's above Yeah, they go up Yeah so maybe he has one of those So I could be totally wrong I don't know That apology video regardless Like any way you slice it is really like fucking off-putting and really bad.

What it happened was as far as I'm aware, him and a frequent collaborator is. There's a lot. There's a lot, dude. That's not even a beginning. And presumably a friend. I know, but like the main thing was there was a prank, not a prank video, but like a vlog video where they were getting these women drunk. And apparently an R word happened. Uh, that fucks me up.

Every time I hear, every time I hear, every time I hear, every time I hear R word, I think retard. I'm like, I know, yeah, but I can't. Forced sexual things. Okay, okay, let me do this, Chris. You're not doing it well, right? That's fair. I don't know what I'm saying, to be quite honest. So what happens is, um, what you call it, David Dobrick.

Um, apparently he posted a video where one of his friends, who was a free and collaborator if he's wanted to have a five way or some sort of sick summer, something like, that and they got these girls to come over. The girls came over and on video admitted that they did not want to even sleep with the guy. They just wanted to meet David Dordog because he's really famous. And you know how young girls like the dumbest content on the planet. So they came over and they were like, we don't really want to sleep with your friend, Dom.

You know, we want to just meet you. And but then at that moment, he asked Tricia Pateas and some other people who are adults to go buy alcohol. the girls that were there were below the drinking age they were like they were like legally they were like 19 and 20 years old but they were below the drinking age and what happened is one of them got so blackout drunk and she went and then her and the one of her other girls went had a threesome with a guy named dom who's historically just a shitty guy who was like he's just a horn dog and he has more than one

sexual like um sexual like a assault allegation against him, which is not a joke. David Dobrick knew about this before he even got those girls over. So one of the girls was apparently, like, so drunk that she couldn't stand up and she had to be carried out of the place. But they were all, like, all right for her going to sleep with Dom, with Dom. And then what happens is that video went up three years ago. Less than a year after that happened.

The girl contacted Dom and was like, I don't like what happened there. That's not co-affirical assault. You can't take the video down. and David Dopeck never took the video down So yeah That's a bit Why isn't there like a clip of him Isn't there a clip of him also in like

In like a car talking about like we're going to jail At the very end of that video Yeah they made a joke about Oh we're going to jail and they're all I'm like whoa So they knew there was some shady shit that happened To make that joke in the first place Look yeah

That's it's a bad situation all around I've never liked David Dobrick. I've always found him to be like a really annoying. I didn't know anything about him, to be honest. I didn't know anything about him. I've heard bits and pieces of like information about him. I like caught glimpses of his content. I was like, this is literally just, um, just, uh, affluent person with friends, films themselves being affluent.

And that's like literally the entirety of the content. And it's just really, just self-centered and really annoying. And like, I didn't have any opinions about him in particular as a human. being until after this and I saw that apology video because that was like the apology video really is like everybody should watch it because it is so detached right now with ram truck's declaration of deals well qualified current fca lessees get a low mileage lease on the 2026 ram 1500 big horn crew cab four by four for 369 a month for 39 months with 4,099 due at signing tax title license extra no security deposit required call one 877 ram 572 for lease details requires dealer contribution and

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Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

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You know what I mean? Like, I don't know if it's, there's something about it that seems really either rehearsed, and that's not surprised. That's not a surprise. That's not a surprise. by the way, like obviously if you're going to address serious allegations, you're going to like think about what you're going to say and you're going to rehearse it. But his eyes like, they're like well up, but not in like a real way. It's like a really bizarre thing to see.

Somebody probably like dangled an onion at the right moment just above his head like a boom mic. There's like kind of like, come on, come on. Homer Simpson's cutting onions with a fan and the fan's like blowing. Blowing David, I'm corksop. any faster. Do merge. Get out of here.

You see that me, David Dobrick, and Andrew Cuomo are just trying to relax. It's so fucking. It was really wild, man. He lost, like, every sponsorship. He lost his position in the app he was creating. A lot of shit went down, dog. And what makes it crazy is that, first and foremost, alcohol and women don't mix, bro.

That is something that... Okay, let's... No, no, no, no, no. Alcoholics women is not... That's just never safe. That's just never safe. What are you talking about? Like, what are you saying?

What are you drinking? I'm drinking... Women that aren't your close close friends. And nothing's happened. I've, dude, I've drank with... Every time I've ever been anywhere where there are girls, I don't know. And there's alcohol I leave, bro.

I don't stay. I don't... Like, I know that's a little... That's a little extreme. It's a little extreme. It's so weird. It's just like this can lead to something very horrible happening.

Look. Not to mention, not to mention, when I was younger, I literally had to go on the witness stand because one of my friends apparently assaulted this girl. We were like,

that's not true. She came in a room and told us all to leave and she did what she had to do with them. So from that moment on, I was just like, yo, I'm being safer than sorry.

Always. Okay, look, okay, so look, let's, let's back up. You can preface that by say, I personally like being safer than sorry.

And if there are women and alcohol involved, I leave. I wouldn't say that just because women alcohol are involved, is because I'm telling you from the, let me modify my statement. Okay, which is sure. As a content creator, you got to be smart. You got to understand what the people that can be involved with you. You got to understand the things that can happen. That's true. You got to just be aware of, you got to be aware of your surroundings, right? You got to understand that if you, if you, which I'm not saying she didn't do it, but even if she did not do this, you got to understand what you would be risking to lose if someone just said something like that. That. You got to understand what you would be risking to lose if someone just said something like that. happened. This could all in a thriller place could be a lie. It gives to be not the truth. But he's fucked now. That's it. He's not going to be the same. Of course. Yeah. He's probably

going to bounce back knowing that because cancel culture is so horrible now that everybody gets canceled so getting canceled doesn't mean anything. And it's also because he didn't directly assault the woman. He didn't do it. You know, like that dirty Dan guy or Dom, he's, he's fucked. He's like, he's like actually. He was the person that got it to happen.

He orchestrated all of it. The I think more. Well, hold on. That is true. The main issue, though, is that he did, he did, he facilitated the situation. He, uh, he basically got all of the, he laid the dominoes in place for certain things to happen, even if unintentionally. But the big thing is that he profited off of it after it happened. And he knew.

For a very long time. And he knew that something, something bad had happened. So like, that to me is like, like, extra scum fuckery, you know, like that is. That's true. That's true. That's true. Extra levels of insane. Yeah.

But as far as like to your point, if you're talking about bouncing back, because he wasn't the one that committed the assault, I think he would bounce back. I'm not, I'm not defending him in any way shape or form. I'm saying the way that the internet works and everything that. And if you see the like to dislike ratio, his fans overwhelmingly accepted the apology and thought it was a great video. Not to mention that his family is like people are there of a certain age group and of certain demographics. graphic that it's going to be like it's fine you didn't do this this is dumb i mean dude david dobrook david dobrick is a rich person he'll be fine yeah because that's what happens to rich people

they're fine all the time do you remember in this i think this is really important to bring up because this was so swept under the rug and this was probably one of the worst things you could do uh when jake paul accused phased banks of um of of assaulting jake paul's assistant Made up a whole thing and she put up fake makeup and all this stuff. They settled outside of court because the whole thing was ridiculous. Jake was absolutely fine, even though he completely made up an assault allegation. And it just shows you like how unscathed these people will be. Like I, for example, I give Logan Paul more of a past because I'm confident that that dead body situation was completely fake.

everything about it was fake, but when you think about the lesser of two evils, pleading ignorance versus intent, you'll just say, oh, I didn't know. I didn't know. And I'm like, no, they knew. They said it. Look, look, as dumb as they are, nobody puts a dead body on a thumbnail. Like, let's be real. That shit was a fucking prop. Let's be real. Right now with Ram Trucks Declaration of Deals. Well qualified current FCA lessees. Get a low mileage lease on the 2026. Ram, 500 Big Horn crew cab, four by four for 369 a month. For 39 months. With 4,099 due at signing. Tax, title, license extra, no security deposit required. Call 1-877 RAM 5-2-2 for lease details. Requires dealer contribution and lease through Stalantis Financial. Current vehicle

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Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

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from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. You know, a lot of people still talk about it as if that shit was like, nobody is that fucking stupid. I can't know for sure. That's a thing. Here's a thing.

I can be 99% positive. That's probably true, but like at the same time. I agree with you. If you want to be like anti-bacterial shit where it's like it'll kill 99.9.9% germs, sure. So you don't get a lawsuit. But I'm saying that that team of people and for YouTube to be totally fine keeping it. YouTube would not, no, a YouTube representative, they know. They would have taken that shit down.

I'm like, oh, this is an actual corpse on the thumbnail. Holy shit. You can't do that. Like even news outlets don't do that. I feel like it would have been resolved sooner if it was fake, though. No, no, no, because here's the thing. I'm telling you, if you said we're making a mockery of suicide, this was all fake, he would have been hit way harder than pleading ignorance.

It's like, it's like, look, it's like manslaughter versus murder. I didn't mean to kill versus I wanted to kill. Being ignorant and like I didn't mean to do this is always way lesser than, intentionally doing something. I guess. It's not even I guess. That's an obvious objective guess. No, no, I just, I just mean, like, I think if, like, if Logan Paul was like, yeah,

it was a prop, we were just kind of, we were just kind of like trying to get a lot of attention. I feel like people would have been like, ah, that's pretty fucked, but like, he didn't, but he didn't display up a real person's fucking corpse in a video. Yeah, but he did it on accident. But it's not, because he did it on accident. What do you understand? He wasn't thinking, oh man, I wasn't thinking of how stupid that was. I didn't mean I made a huge error in lapse in judgment versus, oh, I meant to do this and trick all of you.

Like that's way worse. It shows that this guy's a fucking monster. Whereas like you try to make a joke and pass this off as a real dead body. Are you crazy? Versus, oh my God, we found this. We didn't know what we're doing. We just got caught up in the moment. I'm so sorry where I'm like, the opposite.

The odds of Jake Paul, the biggest vlogger in the world, is the only one that happens to find a dead body. Meanwhile, all the people that go to that suicide force every fucking day trying to find something or shit out of luck. Okay. And Dream didn't cheat in Minecraft. Yeah. I mean, I guess.

Sure. Yeah, I guess so, yeah. It's like, that makes sense. That makes more sense to me. Don't summon a dream fan. Don't summon a dream fan. Either way. Either way.

This is all, this is all way too old to spend this much time on. It is. It is. It's just one of those things. Yeah, no, long story short, David Dobrick sucks, but he'll probably be fine. The void. The void is on this way for him, bro. He's got that, he's got that Simpsons cameo coming. What if that was this?

He's just saying Simpsons quotes in his video. Did you imagine while he's going to jail? He's just saying Simpsons quotes. He's just mimicking Homer Simpson while they're taking him in a fucking cart. He walks into jail, takes his jacket, and hat off, and puts it on the rack, turns around, and leaves. he does grandpa Like grandpa Simpson That's actually

That entire That little gif That little moment in the Simpsons Describes How rich people's relationship With the law and jail Yeah Like almost entirely

To a T But whatever What else we got? We got some Just a side note Because I don't know I don't know Any way

We're going to be able To transition into this Naturally Did you see the fucking dude with the cinnamon toast crunch where he had fucking shrimp tails in it?

No. Some dude found fucking shrimp tails in his fucking cinnamon toast No, he didn't. He didn't find them, he put them there. What the hell are you talking about? No, like cake did cinnamon.

It looks like they've actually, like, dude, if he just put them there, he did a really good job making him look like they've been like sitting and crystallized cinnamon toast crunch. I can't even believe that. Look, I've seen, remember somebody found a chicken head in their child? chicken nuggets, but some broad

she brought it in. Yeah. I got to look this up because I just can't. Like what factory, I understand. Usually they say, hey, I mean, unless, look, I will say it's, yeah, it's a lot of cinnamon on the tails. But why just tails, though, and not the entire.

Where is this at? Yeah, no, I don't know. Just look, if you search Cinnamonto's Crunch on Twitter, you'll find it. Oh, a comedian finds a show? shrimp tails. Now this is even more skeptical. The person's a comedian. Oh, is he? Yeah, because it says comedian finds shrimp tail and cereal.

And then it says cinnamon, toast, crunch, gaslights him by claiming it's like, what? Yo, gaslights? With the cereal himself, it's not the company, the cereal gaslights of, like, the box is like, I don't know, man. He looks at a kind of guy. be like, oh, this is going to be funny. I'm going to use this.

He looks like a guy that's right under a bridge somewhere. I just love that. JCP, with the checkmark on Twitter. He's a writer. He might be trying to just grow his stock. I don't know about this. Yeah, probably. I just love the premise in general

of all things to find, I think, shrimp. It's a good choice. Yeah, it's a good choice. It's like who the fuck would lie about that. Okay, he says it's not a bit. So I'm looking at the original post. He says it's not a bit. That would kill your career immediately if you lied about that, you know?

It would. So I don't know. I don't know what's, I don't know. Yeah, well, lying about, it's one thing to kind of be like, so I was walking down the subway the other day and like you weren't actually walking down this. That's like a different thing. That's just crafting a bit. But like to go on like the internet and be like, hey, this isn't a bit.

And just, I could see it working for. like internet comedians but like if you're really like trying to like genuinely get into the scene and like actually be a proper comic that shit's gonna be like you just it's such a high school like faking for attention thing to do that you would be laughed out of the room like in not the way that you want to be laughed out of the room yeah as a comedian but well i don't know i just thought it was funny because just the image of the it it looks so disgusting i don't even really like cinnamon toast that crunch that much but Yeah, it's just bomb as fuck

I don't know I think I can't have it too often though But it is it is definitely one of the best series that exists The only thing that I have against it And I feel like maybe this was a conversation before Because we've talked about cereal before But uh Is that it gets soggy within like a minute

That's when the sweet time is that it's best bro That's I want to hit you so hard Like if you want soggy cereal Then go buy some soft bullshit You guys have fucking weird ass taste butts Don't get me wrong like No no no No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop right now.

You're going to say some dumb shit. You're going to argue science again. I'm not going to say anything dumb. I'm going to say something that's going to correct you. That's going to make your mind think right. Motherfucker, what is the title of the goddamn serial called? Ceremental slurp. All right.

Well, let's just, let's just fucking move. Also, we're such a piece of shit. We should talk about this, even, only because. Only because I thought it was kind of funny Because I saw the hashtag Biden fall trending on Twitter, right? Bidenfall? That's pretty good.

I like that. It is pretty good. But apparently, like, Joe Biden tripped like 7,000 times walking up the steps to Air Force one. He tripped twice, really, really embarrassingly. No, three times, son. It was three times. It was three.

No, because somebody made a meme of, like, Donkey Kong throwing barrels, and he tripped over three of them. It was fucking amazing. Like, it was a video. I was like, this is, this is exactly what the internet's for. Yeah, and it's just like, look, whatever. Like, presidents always have this weird moment whenever they're walking up the steps in it.

Everybody's, everybody's fallen or, like, tripped up the stairs. Like, it's not like a problem, whatever. The thing is, it's just like the way that he falls. And this isn't a Biden criticism so much as it is, like, why the fuck are our presidents all so fucking old and feeble that they can't walk up a flight of goddamn stairs? Okay, Chris, let me answer me. Let me open your mind real quick, one time for your mom one time. Because the older people are going to institute these stupid laws. They're not going to fight for radical change.

I know that. So that's why they're old. It's a rhetorical. It's a rhetorical question. We can't have a 37-year-old president that, what you call it, that escaped fucking poverty. Because you know what to happen then? He would literally fight for things changing radically. But listen, the difference here is like it's not even about,

old, right? Because, like, there's that video of Bernie, like, sprinting through the fucking whatever that place is. He's an exception. He's not like the other ones. You can't, you can't categorize Bernie and Pelosi. I'm pretty sure Bernie's older than Pelosi. You know, like, you can't, he's different. His brain is different from theirs. He's aware. I actually don't think that's true. He grew up in the hood. I actually, actually don't think. Hell yeah, man. Nancy Pelosi. Now I'm just curious. Dude, she's like a fucking ghoul, but with a lot of makeup on. And fucking, I'm not going to say

I'm not gonna say that. Okay. What's the matter, smooth skin? So, Nancy Pelosi's older than Bernie Sanders. What? Yeah, dude, she's a ghoul. Only by a year, though. Oh, by a year. I thought she was older in that.

Yeah, not, not significantly. Not enough that it's interesting. I thought it was going to be like a 50 year difference. I feel like Nancy Pelosi's like carnage that. She'll fall, she'll go into your blood and then you'll turn into her. That's it. She'll just rewrite your biology to her. And she'll just live for liver. for the rest of your lifespan. Yeah, she's disgusting.

I hate her so much. But going off of this question... Yeah, let's... Fuck her. Whatever. I don't talk about her. But going off of this question, James Passmore Run, and he says, who would win in a naked fist fight? This is obvious, by the way. It's not even a question that warrants a response.

But I'm going to do it anyway. He says, Bernie or Biden. Very clearly Bernie will win. Bernie Sanders will win. Why might die afterwards, but Bernie would win? Are we talking about naked bare knuckle? Or is... Okay.

I thought they were actually naked. I was like, I thought they were actually naked. I took it to mean that they were both naked. I thought I said naked bare knuckle. Like there's just not the straight up fight, like a fist fight. Like when he says naked fairfice, that's, I would say next time he was bare knuckle, unless this person, let's maybe answer both questions. Bernie.

Maybe the answers will be different. What about like? I think Bernie would. I think Bernie would sweep regardless. Well, I think, yeah, I mean, yeah, because I think Biden would have to be like pump full of like a lot of shit to make sure he's good to go because i but i think bernie nine times out of ten would probably whip his ass yeah i think that's an obvious i think bernic because i think for to get joe into the ability to fight you would have to give joe so much shit that

if he takes one good hit to the jaw he's going to die on his own his bias going to overwork itself he's going to die so like i don't know based on their stats i've seen i've seen joe jog around the white house but that was also eight years ago it was eight years ago yeah opposed to i've seen Bernie run up and down the street during COVID, you know? So I'm giving, I'm giving, I'm giving, I'm giving, I'm giving, I'm giving stats to Bernie. Also, Bernie has more passion and he grew up in the hood. So like he, he's probably got some hands. Yeah, Bernie's, he's Jewish.

He got arrested too. He used to get arrested. Yeah, because he was actually trying to like fight for the women's, but then he grew up being like, like, like tired of them though. So it's kind of, kind of ironic. He was actually, before it was cool, before it was a thing, he was actually in civil rights and feminist marches, bro. That's such, and we didn't let that man become president. Like, what the, what the fuck, dude? I mean, before it was a trend, bro.

Before it was a trend to do that. Back when people were like, oh, yeah, this is, we shouldn't do this, you know, those are the monkeys and or the kitchen dwellers. He was just like, I don't agree. I think these are just people. The funny thing, too, is that, like, even when Biden was getting inaugurated, the Twitter and the internet were just full of that that meme of Bernie sitting with the mittens. the men's. Yeah. It's like it's very clear who people give a shit about.

Yeah. But, and we all know it. And luckily, in let's say maybe the next three presidents, it'll be like, you know, uh,

Gen X's turn, you know, it'll be, Gen X will start becoming presidents. Uh, because they, all of the boomers and beyond will be, unless they Prince Charles them,

you know, I think, I think everybody will kind of be gone. Bro, that shit. I've never, dude, I've never, let me, let me, let me, let me say this guys. And I don't, I know everybody's going to jump to a certain conclusion, but I've never wanted someone to just pass away more because they just can't deal with it. Let him go.

Yeah, like for his own side. Let him go, bro. He looks worse at his mom, dude. Dude, that's crazy. He's alive. But rotting, like, how does that work? It's, how are you rotting when you're still alive? Like, he looks like, he looks like Halloween.

It is insane how just decrepit a human being. Like, I didn't even think it was possible to look that. Like, and look, like, I understand, like, I don't know, man. It's just an old guy. I feel bad kind of picking on old people in general just out of principle because, like, every old person in my life has just been, like, really, like, nice and really kind and shit. No, fuck, I have, like, a really, like, but um...

But at the same time, it's like, dude, this guy is so clearly just not supposed to be here. Like, the code of this game is broken. This is like... This is like somebody picking, like, in an RPG, they have an item, and they bring it into an area where they're just not supposed to have it, and it just breaks the game. It's like, you're not supposed to have the fucking grappling hook in the cave.

You're going to break the fucking level design. You've ruined it. And it's just this guy should not have been able to see the beginning of the 1900s and also this. It's just too much information for a single brain to keep track of. Dude, he looks like, he looks like what I'd imagine if, he looks like what would happen if Jack Skellington decided to be a person instead of Santa Claus. Like, he just looks so fucking terrible. Like, I saw his face and I was like, you look like the cryptkeeper. You're like a fucking zombie.

He looks like somebody from he looks like emo. He's literally a Fallout goal. He looks like EmoTep and fucking mummy. Actually. When he was not fully brought back. Like when he's not when he wasn't brought back. He was like, what the fuck is wrong with this guy, man?

CGI and all, dude. Like, he looks so fucked up. Yo. You know what's sad? Like, imagine how he looks in person. Because, you know, like, that's, he looks much worse. It's just like seeing people.

Like, oh, wow, look at all the blemishes and everything about. people and then the camera doesn't really capture it as well unless you're really in-depth focusing what's like some 4K shit or whatever and so I can't even it's pretty I mean you got to admire his will to live I don't think that's that's that's some supreme there has to be I don't think there is like why like I am confident if if that it's it's Prince Charles right yeah yeah right now with Ramtruck's declaration of deals well-quired I'm qualified current FCA lessees.

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently. It said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder, and our army grows. so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

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thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I'm confident if Prince Strong just went just a day without lunch he'd be out of here you know like just even just um like

he's on one HP you know like a stubbed toe a particularly harsh breeze you know it being like a little bit colder than he's comfortable with like these are the things that are going to take him out so to the fact that he's still roaming the streets is testament to this dude's will

imagine dying from the temperature being slightly uncomfortable that causes That's where he's at. He probably would, but I believe he has an unkillable buff on right now. And so it's just waiting to fall off. Once it falls off, because, like you said, Chris, he has one HP. And then he just, as soon as the unkillable buff is gone, he's done. He's fucking, like, any slight anything.

He fucking stubs his toe and he shatters. He's dead. He's gone. He's like that glass bones and paper skin guy from SpongeBob. Oh, my God. Oh, actually, no, he was a con artist, wasn't he? He was, like, in a suit. Yeah, he was fine.

Yeah, I forgot. Oh, you're right, you're right, you're right. I remember that episode recently, and I was like, oh, yeah, that was a real, but I was like, oh, no, that's a fucking, he was pretending to be fucking diseased. Is that the, like, thing with the chocolate or whatever? Yeah, the same episode. Okay. The chocolate episode. It's fucking nice.

That episode's so good. Spongebobb, I feel like comes up a lot in our conversation. It does. It does. It does. It does. It is. How am I supposed to eat ass without my drink?

Get my drink. What did you do at my drink? I. You what? You what? You what? That line might be one of the best delivered lines in like all of cartoon history. I think it's so, so, it's such a real concern.

He had him pin to the floor. He was like, you what? Oh, man, that's... Let's move on to some... Yeah, oh, yeah, go, go, that's a good. Let's move on more SpongeBob. We've been, we've been meandering quite a bit. Spongebob for Prez.

We got a question here. We talk about sex a lot on this podcast, so obviously we got some questions. We got a question from Sapphire 90. Hell yeah. She says, says, it does sound... You know, it might be. Who knows?

You're welcome here. Also, we support, I support strippers here. Yeah, we support sex workers for sure. Absolutely, you know. Shout to the homies who are sex workers. Hello three horsemen of the apocalypse. My guy friends hate talking to me about my sex life. So here I am to ask my parisocial guy friends.

I have, I have had 14 sex partners, and I have, I am pretty fucking fantastic if I do say so myself. However, none of them have ever made, no, wait, what the fuck? Why is this spaced out that way? All right, hold on. I'm going to reread this. I think I copy-pasted this all fucked up. Sapphire 90 wrote in. She says,

Hello, Three Horsemen of the Apocalypse. My guy friends hate talking to me about my sex life. So here I am to ask my parasycial guy friends. I have had 14 partners, and I am pretty fucking fantastic, if I do say so myself. However, none of them have ever made me come. I have had no idea how to ask a man to take care of me. I worry I'll ruin the moment or take too long or that he'll be pissed.

What could a woman say to you that would ruin everything and immediately kill your boner? Even if the woman was your dream girl also Derek you have the best laugh It's just false but okay You do have a pretty good laugh What the what's the fuck? What about your fucking bitch ass fucking giggling you saw like a dumbass telitovey what the fuck is that shit? You saw like fucking Michael Jackson and shit I sound legendary that's why it's why I sound legendary

No you sound like a dumb piece of shit that's what you saw I admit, my laugh is pretty horrible. When I start cackling, it's terrible. Sapphire gives me a compliment, and then you have to fucking just trash me immediately. How dare you? I'm sorry, I love so bad, Kingston. Your laugh is so bad Kingston that Jared Lato would use it.

No, if Jared Letto use my laugh, it would actually slap. Because my whale is pretty good. I'll give you that. No, if you fucking, if Jared Letto fucking started giggling like that, I'd fucking respect the fuck out of them. If he started doing that, I'd be like, okay, I don't know. the hell is going on, but this is a great decision. Because that's instantly way scarier than a man.

If a grown-ass man giggles, that means they think what you're saying is laughable. That's not funny. It's a laughable. That means I'm laughing at you. It probably would be better. But yeah, so, what do we got here? So,

something that would like, look, fuck. Oh, go ahead. No, what were you going to say? No, oh, so what she, her question was what would ruin the moment? moment? Yeah, what would ruin the moment? I don't know.

I think a lot of things would. For me, but if we're going to, if we're going to, for saying my partner has to be a female, I would say, I don't know. She showed me a vagina. I'd be like, ew, and I'd run away. I'd be got to be kind of out of there. Yeah. Yeah, on point. That's on point.

One point with character. On point. No, man, I want to comment on something that she was saying about herself, though, with nobody making her come. I feel like, because to me, the biggest thing is, why the fuck are you not discussing this stuff before? I mean, I think this is, in my opinion, if it's not just one-night stand shit, you definitely need to discuss your likes and dislikes and that type of stuff. to where it's completely open to where you know exactly where to go, what to do, and if in the moment something's not going exactly the way you want it, it's not going to be offensive if there's a reminder.

But if you catch somebody off guard, like if a woman told me something that like why we were banging and then she just out of nowhere said some shit like, oh, like you're not fucking me right, you know, just simplistic. That would definitely make my dick soft because I'd be like, oh shit. Yeah, yeah. Like, because now we got to talk about this Now you're not in the moment anymore Now you're hostage to a hostile audience

It's like It's like, hey, it's like, get your dick out of my erythro I'd be like, what the fuck are you talking about, bitch? Like, that's where it goes. Jesus, like, fuck are you talking about? Like, that's where penis goes. The big holes for the baby, the little holes for the pee-p-duh.

I think communication is just like really important. I would say, like, look, I'm not like some fucking, like, I'm not a sex therapist or anything. but like I do know that like just fucking talk about shit beforehand I think generally I feel like that's just how things go anyway

but like if for some reason that that's not happening and that needs to happen because otherwise you're just blindly going through shit and like everybody's different like every every human being like even like everybody jokes with like oh it's easy for a guy to to orgasm or whatever it's like

even guys are different you know like to a to an extent that like your brain is so crucial to those things because the way that say people are stimulated it could be so vastly different where the nerve endings are on a penis

they're pretty much the fucking same but yeah yeah but like there's some dudes that do some extreme shit that were just having regular sex is not gonna cut it I'm not there at all but I know dudes I'm getting there I'm getting to the point where like

I need like fucking blow torches and shit I need clowns president I need a clown. I need an affidavit. Like any people that look slightly similar to my dad. Not exactly like my dad, but similar enough for me to be like, to glance over and be like, The father.

Label. And then you bust? What do you say? I don't know, man. It's Freudian shit. Don't worry about it, man. He was right. He was right about some stuff.

Okay. Okay. Okay. All right then, man. No, but it's for me, it's just simple. Like, I don't know. Like, I haven't, I don't know. I've got a pretty clean record of making girls or have the big O.

And like, I feel. like all it takes is like just like every girl just you never heard like right there or like this is like that's the spotters like you've never heard that during like you can say that during the whole interaction but maybe they're just doing everything wrong for her which is kind of like you know but then you but that's why you this is why I don't know I go back to just like just fucking communicate about it like literally just talk and like it's one thing to be like it's one thing to correct somebody in like a in a way that's just really obnoxious. And another thing to just like communicate during

and just being like, oh, hey, you know, like, let's try this or whatever. And it's more about guiding, I think, than it is about like being like, oh, why aren't you doing this? Or like, why can't you just do this or something? It's like, I don't know. I think people need to be more healthy about the way that they communicate these things to each other because I think we're just so fucking weird about talking about this stuff in general.

Yeah, man. Yeah. Even to each other, even to the person. people that we do this with. That it's, no wonder people are having such a fucking terrible time. I do you. Definitely.

Definitely makes sense. It's like, like lady, you got to fix that. You got, never having a man give you an orgasm is, no, look at,

it may be because I've, I've dated a woman that just, she just had a problem herself. It was like a mental thing where, you know, as much as you wanted to try, she just couldn't get there. and on her own it was kind of difficult as well

and so that's like something that oh maybe you'd want to talk to a professional about or even a doctor who the fuck knows but barring that if you can say say if you can bust yourself super easily but if you can't do shit like then that's something that you definitely should probably communicate with a guy like

one of my exes I had to what do you call it with a vibrator stimulate the fucking being with a vibrator bring it because otherwise it wasn't enough and which I'll be honest made me feel a little bit inadequate

because I'm like oh that's fucked up because I can't just pipe her and finish her but that's her experience to where she would use that stuff so much that it was hard for her to finish without that and so it was kind of like fair enough you know it's not a huge deal but it's also you know I'm a guy

you always feel better if you can just completely you know satisfy her without any extra help yeah that's not always the case That's the thing, you know. It's weird. I don't understand. Girls sexual appetite are so much different from men. And they have, like, more mechanics down there

because usually some girls are stimulation. Some girls are insertion. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals. Well qualified current FCA lessees. Get a low mileage lease on the 26. Ram, 1,500 Big Horn crew cab, 4 by 4 for 369 a month for 39 months, with 4,099 due at signing. Tax, title, license extra.

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north,

probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder, and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.

Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Yeah. It's a lot that goes into the female, the female climax. So just be... Foreplay is super important. Yeah, Fort Play is literally... I would argue... That's how you start to fight.

You go on for play. You get her there, and then afterwards, you do your... thing, you know? Yeah, I would almost argue it's like... Mandatory. Almost more important than than what happens after it. Like, because you can,

because there are people who just dive right into that shit and you're just like, you fucked up ready. Like, you're, you're, you're not going to have a good time. You don't want no one, no parties available. Also, it's so dark. You got to set the stage, man. You got to set the stage. Progressively bad, darker.

Yeah, dude. You're in the fucking shadow realm. Yeah, no, I would say just to communicate. And as far as like anything that Anything that would like Just completely ruin the moment I would I would echo what Derek said Where I would just be like dude

If somebody was Guiding me or like criticizing me In like a really like obnoxious way In like during like that would ruin it Because it's just like what way Why you gotta be a fucking weirdo about it? Yeah You know like why you got why can't you just like

Because it's easy enough to be like Hey I like it like this we should do it like this And it's like yeah it's easy enough to do that and just not be a fucking psycho and just expect that I'm just going to read people's minds over and over again but yeah I hope uh I hope you're partner number 15 I hope I hope partner number 15 gets you to that place I guess same Zies yeah don't don't fucking don't settle for less

get the get that make sure the big oh happens with 15 yeah man yeah there's a big the big oh happen for me at like two two A sex-based one was two And I was like, oh, this is This is slightly better My hand still does the job better But like, my mentality wants me to venture for this more So

Yeah All right, so this next question comes from Tom boys are a symbol of sincerity Purity of Intention and Companionship They are arguably the highest ideal form Of the modern woman, that is his name Oh, okay, someone really likes Tomboys Hey man

He's got to get his words out here man And we are your platform If nothing else Hey you do you man He says hey you three people And he puts that in quotes Question Which would you rather have

Genocided Geese or Seagulls It's a toss up for me Both are filthy assholes And are constantly intrusive I lean more towards geese Because they shit everywhere And are always angry

Yeah back We had to do with geese. Geese sucked dick, dog. Okay, I see, I see. Seas sucked a dick. We're, I'm all goals. I'm always, I'm on the coast and shit. It's just goals everywhere.

This is tough for me. I don't respect geese. Geese are very angry. Seagulls, the thing with Seagulls is that I don't think I've ever been like harassed by a seagull. Seagulls are just dirty. Seagulls have picked up my food before when I'm on the beach. Goals are, for sure. They picked off my churo.

Ateeat my fucking funnions. Dude, fuck the fuck them. Goals are ass. 100% I think Yes I think the consensus is Both

Goals are aerial Is man You kill them all Yeah Any bird that isn't chicken Can quite honestly Go fuck itself Like I have no need

For any of these other You ever see a baby Pigeon They look like fucking Gonzo Like they're just so disgusting They're feeble animals They're not respectable.

They're born in skyscrapers, like fucking Eldritch. Like, yeah. They're born in skyscrapers? Have you ever seen a baby pigeon? I have. No, you haven't. But, like, they're born in skyscrapers. No, you haven't.

I've seen baby pigeons before. I don't believe. I've seen young pigeons before, like the littler ones. They're like brown. Oh, no, you've seen like, you've seen like vlogging age pigeons. like late teens pigeons maybe a youthful exuberance in an adult pigeon probably but you've never seen a fucking baby pigeon

I swear to you because you Google a baby pigeon right now you're going to see something you've never fucking seen you know I don't know man I promise you okay whatever Google it let's see I'm going on there I'm going there right now yeah I can't say I have I can't say I have because I don't have any thought in my head yeah no you haven't

they are frightening creatures and look man I'll give a pass So duck is pretty delicious So I'll take duck Oh look That sounds like somebody's seeing something They've never seen before

Why do they I've never I've never seen it Why do their beak shrink so much Exactly What the fuck What the flim flame flam fuck is What the fuck They're so ugly

I can't even describe Like I'm sorry for audio listeners I'll put like a picture up for like video listeners But like you can Google this on your own don't do it if you're driving because you will crash not because you're not looking at the screen but because you will be just blinded by this shit why do their beak shrink so much

yeah they're not appealing I think a better I think a more interesting question Mr. Tomboys are a symbol of sincerity purity of intention and companionship they are arguably the highest ideal form of them hard woman I think a better question would be what birds

would be granted asylum because so many of them are awful. I would say all the big ones that we eat. I would say, canaries. Canaries and doves. Even those doves are straight up just pigeons, I'm pretty sure, actually. Yeah, what the fuck does... They're just clean pigeons. Yeah, they're just pigeons with hygiene.

Like, what do you mean? It's unsuspectable. If they have hygiene, I respect them. Let's say you can only save three types of birth. Okay, easy. Parakeets. What? You can talk.

Oh, my fucking God. And they understand context slightly, which is kind of weird. Then we got owls. Owls are gold, because they're owls. And then we got peacocks. These peacocks are beautiful. So just no chicken, no duck? No, I'd learn to eat those niggas.

I'll learn to eat those guys. There's a reason we don't. Because there's not enough of them. We've got to go and get them. They fly and shit, too. You know, they're also harder to capture. I can't help you. You're also shrouded in darkness still.

Yeah, I like the red. Did you move your lamp to the other side? the fucking, what you call? I made the, um, I put the fucking desk over here now. I was gonna put it back. I was gonna put it in a corn over there. Yeah.

I have a fucking red tint. Oh yeah, you have the, you have the big desk, right? Sorry about my red tint guys. I know I look like, um, I look like Lucifer right now,

but. Dick. You look like the implication of a person. I like it. I like that a lot, actually. Like the idea. Anyway, Silhouette nigger.

Silhouette. Alex wrote in. Alex wrote in. He says, Dear Jekyll Hyde, an unfortunate participant. Uh, what is y'allel.

Best Advice for getting over a bad breakup. I've asked this on Patreon before, but I cut my toxic X off, and I'm going to try to move on. But the anxiety and depression of fuck me. I have friends and stuff, but I live in a sort of small crap town. Oh, that sucks.

And I don't know where to meet women, and even if I just want to get laid, bars, IG, oh, wait, this is getting into... Dude, stop it, sweetie. What the fuck are you doing? What do you fucking smile at it? It's so scary. that that image. He looks so fucking

he actually kind of doesn't like the devil. I think that literally, like I want to show a Christian you. Just poured up my hair. Oh, oh, and you know, on Twitter, it's fucking atheism day or atheist day or some bullshit.

You see that? I did see that. I didn't know what that meant though, because like who cares. Because everybody makes up fake bullshit every day. So it's one of those things. It's like one of those stupid fucking food holiday. Like it's National Ice Cream Day and it's like who? Exactly. it's the same fucking thing now I'm gonna screenshot that shit

and then share you for happy atheists day or whatever have fun visiting this nigga and things are over bitch because you know the sweet Christians they think that atheists are I would say turn to the devil

Satanus Look in my hair That was pretty cool Look at the bumps Hold on Sweeney could you give me Could you look in the lens And give me like a good devil scow

All right keep it up Perfect All right, so how do you get over an X? Is that what a bad breakup? If you're going to do a bad breakup, the answer lies, as always, with the devil, Lucifer, Baphomet. Belsabreelzebub. Zareel, the Fallen Angel.

There's a lot of people you can turn to, you know. Yeah. All you got to do is look. All you got to do is look, right? but um the non the non-demonic answer is surround us people you love you know and everybody's been

everyone here's been through a bad breakup yeah literally this person kind of has a problem with that though in a small town it doesn't really have the support that you could get so that's kind of a little difficult yeah I can see that like I it's hard for me to

relate in that sense because I've only been through like maybe like I've been through bad breakups in small towns, but I think any town in New York is probably like not as Even the town My friends though Us too we've always like no matter what happens We're surrounded by like litany of friends

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow.

Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. And they're not helping. I don't know. Like, that's hard for me because, like, all my...

Like, my friends have been around forever. Like, I've known my friends for a really, really long time, and I know that like they've helped me like through like all sorts of like really really stressful shit. And I would say they absolutely like they're the main thing. So, but I also do know that generally it can be hard for some people to even talk about that shit with people. Like it took me a long time before I was even remotely comfortable talking to my friends about anything like that. And I remember like when I couldn't it was really infuriating and really like depressing. But I would say like, dude, you've got friends.

Right? Just talk to them. Like, they're there, they're your friends for a reason. And quite frankly, if they have a problem with helping you out, then they're... They're not your friends. Yeah, they're not your friends. They're not friends. They're just there.

Yeah, they're just around. I have somewhat of... They're like Homer Simpson and David Dobrick's house. Like, they're not really friends. They're just... They're just, you know, they're both just criminals. Okay, one thing that I think you could do. do because I think of a girl and I had like a pretty big falling out in 2013 and that was really like probably for like three months it was like really difficult for me where actually I even developed anxiety because I never even understood what the fuck that was before other than just getting nervous before like a big football game or some bullshit you know but yeah my biggest thing was because I remember somebody saying something.

something like fake it till you make it and I didn't understand what that meant and it was kind of a thing where you kind of like forcing yourself to like do enjoyable things and you'll end up getting to a point where you're actually starting to enjoy yourself and I started doing things like that and actually started working a little bit to the point where I was watching so many comedies and so many good film movies just back to back like if I wasn't doing anything that had to do with work because I didn't really feel like playing video games, but I was just putting on stuff. And I found myself laughing at like really good scenes or like really enjoying. I'd say one of the most therapeutic movies I've ever seen is Life of Pie. I think it came out like the year before that or something or whatever. And it's such a feel good movie. I think I watched it like in that like maybe two or three times within that span of three months because it really distracted me. And it really, stuff like that. And like I watched like Shawshank Green Mile, even though there's a kind of like sad, but they were also kind of inspirational

at the same time. It was really just distracting my brain, and it helped. It helped all shit ton. And that's if, like, you know, if you don't have direct, if you don't have the direct line of just friends, you know, coming to your aid,

just really distracting yourself with, like, that kind of stuff really help me out. Yeah, I think movies and music are pretty good. Video games, interestingly enough, like, I agree with you, where it's like, I have a hard time playing video games if I'm, like, in a really depressed, like, I don't have the focus. I pretty much can't do it.

Like, I think what's good about movies and music is that they're passive and they continue whether or not you want them to or not. Whereas a game kind of like, a game demands that you participate. Exactly. Whereas, like, you know, a movie's going to, if you press play on a movie, it's going to reach the end regardless of whether or not you're like feeling good or whatever. So in my experience, video games haven't been super helpful in that sense. But, like, yeah, movies and like music for me.

very weird when it comes to breakups because um i've had i've had like maybe i've had one like really truly harrowing one like that really like that really like really like i didn't like the way it ended but like it happened and i'm i'm like a king of like repressing how i feel like i just don't because i just i just don't have time you know i guess it's the point of being i always felt like there's no point of being sad because being sad's not going to get me anywhere which is not particularly the best mentality. But when it comes to me, it's just that you have to understand that everything, these are moments.

These are moments in the grand scheme of your life. And one day, they'll be that person that things just make sense with. It won't be this bullshit. You won't feel this pain every single day. Eventually, it will become easier. And it may not be today. It may not be tomorrow, but it will show up, you know? The best, the best advice that I got was,

I can't remember who said it to me but somebody like it might have been a friend it might have been a family member I can't remember but somebody said to me like oh hey you know like

Think about David Dobry Think about Yeah it definitely wasn't David Dober He said think about Think about something a few years ago That was like the most important And most harrowing thing That you had experienced up to that point

And think about how little that matters today Yeah And I was like Oh yeah that makes a ton of sense. If you live in a moment and you're going through a lot of shit

and you just realize like, oh, this is really rough now but I know just for a fact that in a couple years I'm going to have some new problems. I guess.

And this is going to be like significantly like not as important. Not as like I translated into a far bleaker translation. Yeah, I was like what the hell is? But I'm saying like, dude,

you're not going to be like it's fucking sad about the same shit for like ever, you know? Like, you know. Yeah. But you know what?

To that point though, man, because I think, and maybe this is a little bit extreme, but I believe this. I believe that you're, I think one of the best reasons to tell yourself to get over that extra breakup or whatever is because I believe you're, the person that you want to like really spend all these years with and really want to be with, maybe even marry, whatever, they shouldn't make you feel like this. Yeah. If you feel like, if you're fucking like, I'm talking about you're fucked for. like and you've been fit like say how i was down for like three months the biggest thing that also made me think that like right now with ram trucks declaration of deals well qualified current fcai lessees get a low mileage lease on the 2026 ram 1500 big horn crew cab four by four for 369 a month for 39 months with 4,000 99 due at signing tax title license extra no security deposit

required call one 877 ram 572 for lease details requires dealer contribution and lease through stalantis financial current vehicle must be registered to consumer at least 30 days prior to I'll qualify. Extra charge for miles over 32,500. Not all customers will qualify. Residency restrictions apply. Take delivery by 331. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow, Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Say for example, if she, let's just say, like this would never happen, but let's just say in the scenario,

she came back and was like, oh, I miss you and all this stuff. And like, let's give it. I'd be like, nah, because that, that feeling that you gave me is something that like, that shouldn't happen. And I know there's potential for that shit to have. happen again, you know, like fuck all that noise. You shouldn't want to pursue somebody or even think about going backwards if they made, if they made you feel that way. And there's a reason probably why you split up. It wasn't like just, oh, I'm moving to fucking Mars and, you know,

we just got to go and like you're just sad because y'all were perfect and you're not going to be anywhere near each other. It was probably some bullshit. And it's just like, all right, dude, just don't. It's not worth fucking just, just move forward. Go watch Life of Pie, man. I swear. Create a movie. Yeah. Life of Pie.

Everything's a moment and this may hurt but things will get better and you look back on it and be like, man, I was really crying over that. Or unless something bad happens and you meet the void a little sooner you're supposed to, then then it's different. Damn. Go get yourself a squad of vloggers and go hit up some 20-year-olds, get some alcohol, you know, go see if Matt Groening is available. and just see what happens, man. I think that's the best advice I can give you. All right. What?

What? What? What? You wouldn't do that? March. She's dead. March. She stopped moving halfway through.

Oh, my God. Marte. Why did you stop, homie? Oh, me, did you finish an unconscious body? I mean, what was I supposed to do? Mudge, it wasn't me. I was told to do it by Muhammad bin Salman. Yeah, that's pretty deep.

That's a deep cut. Fucking void. Dr. Drew's Appendix, ready to blow on Chris's command, Rodin. Says, hello leads in my homoerotic fan fiction and Hispanic Millhouse. expanding there's a lot of Susan's talked right

yeah weird expanding on last week's question this is actually probably an old question from an old episode but so it's not actually

last week's question but he says who would win I'm sick of the so first of all I'm sick of this exact scenario but we'll

do it for you Dr. Drew 30 marine trained gorillas okay So guerrillas trained in guerrilla warfare, like actual guerrilla warfare, not just like the fucking pun. Okay.

Sure. Or one elephant with a stomping fetish. The gorillas. What the hell? Come on, man. What's the elephants win? No, it's not. That's stupid.

Are you kidding me? That's crazy. That's crazy. You think 30 gorillas can take down an elephant? Absolutely. I think a fucking one man with a fucking shotgun can. take down an elephant. Of course.

They can, but it's not. They use rifles like elephants because they appears. Shotgun bullets might not do it. No, you ever heard of a fucking elephant gun is what I mean? Yeah. I really, I really, really, really, really, really, don't think you understand what a,

an ape with the knowledge and understanding of a fucking, a military, a murderer, a fucking, a murderer for a country. Could do. Chris is being ignorant right now. He's just, he's doing this on purpose.

are my favorite animals. I love elephants to the moon and back. I think they're fantastic. An elephant will probably stomp on something and then understand it hurts something and apologize. No, no, no, but it has a fetish for it. It loves it. It comes from it.

It cooms on it? But that doesn't mean that it'll be able to actually step on any of the fucking gorillas. They will absolutely not. They will succeed. They will succeed. The gorillas are somewhat dexterous. Dexterous.

They have good dexterity. They have pretty decent. Pull the fucking things trunk off And then fucking like just Dude they understand They literally have Marine level understand I mean they're as smartest people

Except Are a high Not elephants are a hive mind We've been over this They have all of the elephant's knowledge And even if they didn't by the way Even if we're talking about like a Bog standard

Disconnected gorilla Not gorilla elephant Disconnected Yeah Disconnected elephant Yeah not in the matrix This is something that can roll around And just win.

No, it rolls around and it wins. Yes, How fast do you think elephants are, man? Elephants aren't slow. They aren't slow. They aren't slow by humans, because humans are slow as shit relatively. No.

Let me, hold on. There's a reason why stampedees are dangerous. Because there's so many of them, you smegmoor, you fucking idiot. Chris, you also said rolling. Like, an elephant can't roll at the speed of a dog. It rolls slow.

Because they got to get their whole little bodies up, Imagine Imagine an elephant Just flipping out like that You're probably thinking Like an ape flipping around and rolling like that Apes do that shit well

No no no No no No African Bush elephant speed Top speed is 75 miles an hour That is not the fucking truth Okay

You just told me some fuck shit No that's definitely That's definitely not real Because Elephants You just told me some wrong shit Dude elephants aren't as fast As cheating

I'm not even lying Right now Oh my God Chris Chris you just told me an elephant is faster than a fucking average cheetah, you stupid idiot. That's true.

It's not true! They're just very docile, so they don't utilize their speed. This is my favorite animal. This is my favorite beast that exists. It's not a beast. It is a beast. It's a beautiful hour. You wouldn't call it a beast.

25 miles an hour. Wow, that's actually, that's not bad. Like 25 miles per hour, right? That's like the, that's like the fastest human. It's about human max human speed. Yeah. Yeah. That's not bad.

75 miles now. 70-month-mast power out of things. You understand how dangerous they would be. They would die. They'd run that fast and they would die. Dude, they would be like, they wouldn't be fucking herbivores anymore. Because when you run that fast,

you would get a taste for me because you know you could kill everything. Oh no. They would run that fast and they can't sweat so they would die. They would just die and fall over. For context, they would learn to sweat if they were that fucking fast. For context, both Western gorillas and Eastern gorillas both run at 25 miles

an hour as well. So this is a fucking elephant that is fast enough to catch up to a gorilla easily. Yes. Right? That's a lot of mass. For how long? Yeah. Huh? That thing cannot run a 25 miles an hour that long. Indefinitely because if they all harness the intelligence into one elephant.

It'll understand how to moderate his body's abilities and it'll be fine. Running forever. Yeah. It's like if that elephant is running then every other elephant stops for a second. It stops. It stops. Every elephant's up. There's an elephant on top of a ball It just stops moving and the ball It just on the ball

And it's like, why the elephant freeze like that? Well, I got a circus in Manhattan. I would say that. So tell me this, who wins? Who wins in this scenario? 30 David Dobricks versus like 100, 20 year old, drunk 20 year olds?

Who wins? Drunk 20 year olds? I'm giving it to this. dough bricks. I'm giving it to the 20 year olds. They're too unpredictable. That's true. They are unpredictable by nature.

You're a thinker, Chris. You see, sometimes you're thinking and sometimes you just, I just want to kick you in your teeth, but right now you're thinking. Kick me in the, kick in the teeth by Papa Roach. Oh, my God. Is that a thing? What is that? It's a terrible song.

I just know, cut my life. Two pieces. This is my last resort. Or marion, resuscitation, not breathing. No breathing. With this red fucking tint, me singing that song sounds way scarier. Dude, you look so angsty. It's fucking wild how angsty you are right now.

You know what? Actually, with the red tint, you look an awful lot like Mario Judah. I'm going to say it. Yeah, I think it does. Even my hair's kind of red. It is. He's lighter than me, but the red is. I like the red and palette match with my red undertone's making me look very red overall.

I don't think anybody said the N-word today. I said it twice. Especially. Oh, you didn't say it though. I was really surprised. I was like, wow, Chris hasn't said it? Yeah. I don't know.

Chris uses the most though. Chris is the most off camera. I cut it out to save my, to save the show. But I usually say it about, I usually say it about 10 to 35 times an episode. You never hear it, though. If you said anywhere that much, I'd be like, bro, I, I'm okay what you're saying. Because I know where you're from. But like, maybe you want to chill out.

Because if you say it that much You're just gonna say it around someone You shouldn't That's just a fact I think you would stop being called The socialist And you would just be full-blown Like a Nazi at this point

Like if you were like dropping M-Bobs On like fucking Twitter or whatever Like all the people who accused you being a social Would be like I don't think a socialist Whatever do that Just because how their fucking mind works It's very bizarre to me Because like I have

I've done videos where I've said the N word Like there's one where I say it a lot But it's never like brought up ever in like discussions that are trying to cancel me like ever and I know these people have seen it because they've dug further back than that and it's just confusing people to pick and choose context like idiots

but that's what I'm saying they probably think like oh would they using maybe they thought they wouldn't win the but like oh it's too contextual for for it to be spun and it would just backfire but that would be wild that's just that's so that's so incomprehensible to me because so much of so much of that is

non-contextextual anyway that it It baffles me. The fact that no one thought to do that is just interesting. I think they know that I just wouldn't care. Yeah, I'm going to try to do it now. Yeah, just cancel me. Just finally. I'm a part of I have a lot to lose as well by canceling you,

and I'm still going to try to do it. Let's see what happens. Does someone that does not care about their well-being anymore? That's the best kind of villain, dude. Ninja Fox wrote, and he says, What's up, you lovely boys? This might have been asked before, But I was wondering if any of you have ever, let me reread this, fucking stuttering.

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Extra charge for miles over 32,500. Not all customers will qualify. Residency restrictions apply. Take delivery by 331. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man.

Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $1.20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion.

billion recovered it's actually I think somewhere north probably closer to 22 23 after this year and each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on awesome so how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan what would I do if I got into an accident probably the easiest way is dialing pound law that's pound 529 from your cell phone we are always open our call center is always waiting to take your call 24 7 365 wow Dan Morgan from Morgan and Morgan America's large injury Offen. Thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.

Visit for the people.com for an office near you. Ninja Fox wrote in. He says, What's up, you lovely boys? This might have been asked before, but I was wondering if any of you have been ever, what is wrong with me?

I fucking hate this. Have ever been? Go for it. Are you on the same? You guys want to read this one? I don't know what it is about this one. I don't know the discord. I can't.

Oh, yeah, yeah. I would read it if I could. Have, if I was wondering if any of you have ever been watching a movie? Okay. All right. Let me just. I don't know why. It's always these like random, like inconsequential ones that I fuck up. Ninja Fox wrote in. He says, what's up, you lovely boys? This might have been asked before.

But I was wondering if any of you have ever been watching a movie or a TV show or even a game where something awesome happened that made you make audible noise. For me, that happened when I was watching Breaking Bad. I remember actually out loud cheering because something satisfying happened. And it's very rare that, like, I'll be watching TV or something and like something genuinely so cool will happen that I have to say something. I can name like four of them recently. Recently, really? When Richter got the fucking flame whip sword, I was like, damn!

When Luke scottled up at End of Menloire and I was like, I made noise. When Cab lifted a hammer, end game. That was probably the last one. that that was probably the first the cap lifting the hammer it was the last time I can remember that even remotely happening

what else it's another one I was watching some YouTube video and a guy beat up a girl fucking stood up a fucking standing ovation and that's about it I think David Doberts' apology

made me go like whoa who he didn't mean it I think the only time I do so like that is when I'm watching like really good martial art flicks Like There was like Probably like the raid or the raid two

Or there's one on Netflix With some of the same people involved Called the Night Comes for Us And That movie's fucking wild That movie's wild I hope if it's still on Netflix Because it's been probably like a year or more

Since I've seen it But that shit was It has a lot of those the night comes for us I think it's called that That movie is the shit dude It had a lot of moments where I was just like Oh fuck

There's a there's an Asian martial arts film I can't remember exactly where it's from Called the Protector That's Thai I think I think the picture's tie Yeah yeah the protector There's a scene in that movie Where the main character breaks a bunch of people's bones

In a fucking dark room And it's at the end I remember being like yo what the fuck is going on I don't be I remember cheering audibly and being like, yo, this is fucking insane. He's just like actively breaking people's backs,

I think, is actually like, the elephant scene is the most wild scene in that movie from me. I was like, that's an elephant, bro. Wait, what was the elephant? That's right.

That's right. That's, they, well, here's the thing. They, out of the, on the protector, um,

they, because, you know, it was, it was actually, I think it was like produced by, uh, or like,

recut by, uh, Quint Tarantino or some shit. and they had the original version in Tom Young Goon, which showed much more in depth of the strong man tossing the elephant, which is the most ridiculous thing. When I saw the protector in theaters, I was really pissed off because it didn't really show how fucking stupid that scene really is.

Because it's really stupid. It's one of those ones where you just laugh so hard because of the idea of, I'm like, all right, come on, man. He yoke that elephant up. He yoke that elephant up. I get your strong, but come. on man. I love that movie though because it like it's like it's genuinely really cool like the choreography of it. It's like it's crazy sometimes. But also it's like the naked gun but it's

not trying to be. Like it's hilarious. So many aspects of that movie are funny and I know it's not on purpose. Like him tossing an elephant and just the very premise of him being just in a room and he's going to be like my one goal is to break every back in this room. Dude, I love that movie That movie is such a good watch Everybody if you haven't watched that movie Please watch it There's also that long that one shot

And the club shot upstairs That shit's fucking wild dude Up the stairs Wow He's going he's going upstairs to the main yeah And he's just fucking people dog Such a good show I mean movies

It's uh Tony Jahl was like He was the one that set the bar for a while But then like these dudes in Indonesia or whatever Like with the raid redemption and all that They're fucking They are the new standard they're fucking insane

like they even brought a couple of them into John Wick 3 John 3 had some good fight scenes dude Yeah like at the end those two Like really tiny Indonesian dudes Like they were from like the raid And all that stuff Because they were like

See and that's why I like Keanu Reyes He recognized like these guys are the shit I need them in my American fucking martial arts flick Were Because usually the choreography And like a lot of American films Are like shit

They're not that good And you only get like small glimpses Like I like that scene with my future husband Henry Cavill where he's in Mission Impossible where he's in that bathroom scene If he loads his fists Yeah when he's like

And when he does that too If you look close at his his his beard When he loads his fist His beard pops on Like he just he grows it like just by like A few millimeters It's lighting but it's just you have to Go look at it again

What's hilarious that in that scene He does that and he gets fucked up that whole scene. Henry Cavill gets fucked up that entire fight. I love that scene. You have that fucking Asian dude kicks this shit out of them. He kicks him so hard. He breaks a computer,

doesn't he? Doesn't he break a computer with a kick? And he's like, fuck, we can't do it now. Then he's have to regularly captioned. That movie's great, dude.

Please watch that new mission impossible. I haven't seen it. I actually haven't seen it. Well, just watch the bathroom scene. Go watch the bathroom fight scene just because that's like my favorite part of the fucking movie.

Oh my God. It's really good. But those guys from the raid, they, They just know how to... Do it. They know what they're doing. They know how to knock people out, like, really, really effectively.

Not as much as their own same. Friends do, but like... Holy shit, bro. You somehow backslid to that. I respect that. That's fantastic. You were like, hey, ha, ha, ha. That's why you get paid the big bucks, man.

We, uh, we, we got, we get three more questions. We got, I think we could probably get through these. Let me see how much time. Let me see how much time lines. We got, like, five more minutes. We could, we should probably like, lightning round. You could probably lightning around these. Chrisley Bear

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I think I saw billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows.

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24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Yes. I wouldn't. Yes. Well, no, the clone is not him technically. Is it a clone of him right before he died or is a clone of him like what period of time

is it a clone of him? I mean, neither one would matter, that would it? It would, though, because then it would hold those same ideals as him. Yeah, does he still have the motivation to commit genocide? I mean Those things matter, you know? Because Hitler, Hitler was an infant, and he, at the end of his life, he was the age he was he killed himself. That's a whole long period of time.

I feel like the safest assumption is that it's a clone of him after, like, basically like picking up from when he died. Oh, yeah, I'm going to, I'm going to get hot water and I'm going to pour it on it slowly. I'm going to pour it like, I'm going to put it in like a, like, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, Put it in like a big ass, a big gulp cup, but I'm making get a metal one. And like, I'm a crucify and then I'm going to pour hot water and it slowly so it burns his legs upward. I would actually keep him in like a fish tank or something. And I would like, you know what I would do? I would come home every day and I would be, I would pretend to be his friend.

And I would pretend to be like out there doing, like making progress on his final solution. But like, I would just like not do anything. And just give him all this false hope. be like, oh man, like progress is happening. And then like one day I just went like when I got bored, I would just be like hey, by the way, I haven't been doing jack shit. I've been lying.

Like I wouldn't want to torture him in like an obvious way. Like I feel like I would want to like lead him on and like kind of break his spirit eventually. Yeah. That would be the rat that I would take. I like it. I like it. I would soak him. You just

you just make him damp a little bit? No, I would soak him to his fucking blood. fucking his blood cells absorb too much fucking water and they burst. Is that what happens? Yeah, if you ingest too much water, your blood cells eventually burst.

But that's a lot of water. But that's if you ingest. I think if you soak him enough, his body will get like loose. It'll get all loose, lose malability. If you soak someone enough. If anybody in, if anybody listening to this

has like any degree of expertise in this, I'm very curious about this. How long could you keep a person half submerged in water before something really went awry Because think of how much you pruning you're in water for too long You know That's what I'm saying

It's like pruning is something But like is that detrimental Yeah I'm sure people absolutely Have done these experiments So yeah The raging bull is a real thing You know Like people have done this definitely

That is true yeah No that what is it the rage is it the raging bull Or the bronze The brass bull Yeah that's a real thing That's a real thing that Europeans made bro Crazy Yeah you're crazy

You're freaking Niggies are fucking maniacs bro They went to the point where like Oh, we made a lot of great innovations And then they got bored And they're like, let's just kill people In really cool ways As country

They made innovations And they also All the diseases for the most part showed up there first And they were just like Let's just go everywhere And show everybody What we made

What we done did We made a bull That screams and kills people As it boils into death That's just a real thing Like I remember I read that And I thought Oh that's a really cool

Supervillain thing That like probably like Existed in like some like Macbeth or some fucking nonsense. But it's just a real. It existed in a real object. It existed in Mick London. That's where it existed in.

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What the, it's 007? That's GTA. That's Franklin I don't know who Daniel was then Wait who's Daniel Craig Is Bond, isn't he? Yeah Is he black?

But I don't know No Daniel Craig Is he the first He's the first bond right? No no he was the latest one He was the one the last one before Quantum of Solis spawned

Oh yeah Yeah, man Is that his name? Sky, Daniel Craig yeah Skyfall Yeah Yeah

Skyfall Wasn't that movie good I didn't see it I didn't see him. Did he hit women too or was that the first one? No, no, that was awesome. Connery. The Connery, yeah, the Scottish god.

The goat. Yeah, he was pretty great. Yeah. Sometimes when they get a little uppity, you got to fucking, you know, gotta put him back in place, five cross the eyes. Totally understand. Oh my God, that was such.

I'd hit my woman while I was filming the rock. That was such a good, that was pretty good. He just admitted to him. I love that movies. And I was like, he just admitted to hitting women. I love it. Whoa.

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on the super straight business going on. Extraordinarily disrespectful. This is Kingston. This is Kingston. This is extraordinary disrespectful. Wait, the straight. I don't understand what's, what's that? Did you not hear about the super straight stuff?

No, what the hell is that? So basically, oh man, I might butcher this explanation. Do you know it? Do you know it? Do you know it? Do you know it for certain? I know what it is. Okay, then you do it.

So what happens is that, and contrary to people being called transphobic and homophobic, due to the people not being particularly attracted to those people who are born one sex and beside the transition. A bunch of dumbasses were like, well, you see, if you're going to do that, if you're going to identify, is this, you're going to be a person. I'm going to insensitively identify myself as super straight. Yeah.

I never heard this. Yes. I missed the wave. It wasn't really that big of a thing. It was rude. Yeah, it was just some TikTok thing that went viral. But like basically it's like, yeah, like straight people will will sleep with. women whether they're trans or not and a super straight person only wants to be with biological women

which was like and that that's what super straight means but i feel like but i feel like we're getting into territory here and this is exactly why i was concerned when all of this um identity focused politics shit started started cropping up on the internet was i feel like we really could I feel like we were almost at the cusp of being at a point where nobody cared. Yeah. About, like, whether or not, like, what your sexual orientation was. And then the internet kind of happened. And then people realized that they could get, like, points for being a certain thing.

Or, like, feel like they belonged by being in a certain group that identified as a certain way. And now we've got, like, all this bullshit that people are trying to, like, foist upon themselves and other people. and I just, I feel like we're at a point now where it's just reached critical mass and just like everybody's just so focused on what they are instead of just like letting people just do whatever the fuck they, they want to do. I just, I really hate this shit.

Yeah, it's, it sucks. It's, uh, it's, I mean, I totally miss that. It's stupid, completely unnecessary. Who gives a shit? Like who, who you're banging or, or, what if I do, what, it's such a weird thing. And I do feel like while I do understand, Say, for example, like the, why?

Because at first I was confused about, like, people who weren't trans putting pronouns in their bios. So for what I understand is for solidarity. But it also just seemed to bring up the whole conversation again with all these, like the super, the super, the super, what is it? The super straight people. So they started putting like, like, I forgot what it was, but the last time I saw the quarterings, Twitter, there was like a joke. I forgot what it is, but making a mockery of it. And I was like, oh, here we go again. Like, we can't just, like, live and let live.

I have to be like a, it was like the attack helicopter. It was like that. Where it's, it's something, it was something like that where I got to, I got to make a mockery of it. Instead of just, who fucking cares? Like, just, if somebody wants to pull it. And like, I said, I was confused at first. So I was like, why are people that are, uh, that clearly you know who they are doing it? But then it's like, oh, solidarity.

I was like, okay. Fine. And that's as simple as it is. That's it. I simply stopped giving a shit after that. And then, but that brought up another wave of like these super straight types. And I was like,

oh, that's fantastic. One is disrespectful. Two, is this unnecessary? And in three, you don't, oh my God, you don't have to broadcast your sexuality and masculinity,

dude. Like, you don't have to. What happens is for the most part happens is that you probably address somebody in a way that they don't, they don't particularly like, you know, in the real world,

not on the internet. internet in the internet scape where people don't untract the real people in the real world he'd be like oh because it happened to me happened to me i literally i was playing d and d somewhere and then i said she they were like it's him they pointed to the tag it said he slash him and i was like i'm very sorry he that was it it never happened again i was like i'm going to be conscious enough to be like hey what you call i'm referred to as however you'd like me to because that's just being respectful ended there yeah that's all you don't it doesn't need more conversation than that Be respectful. People ask you to do something.

By all means, I got you. There you go. Yeah. I'm still at a point where like the Neo stuff, like, I just can't get, I can't get behind like G or like Z or fucking like. Oh, like the like the extra like made up stuff. Yeah. Like the newer made up stuff. Yeah. The thing that makes it sound like you're a fucking scroll. So. Well, here's the thing. Here's the thing. Here's the thing, Chris, though. The odds of you. It's not really real, dude.

somebody like that. That's what I was about to say. It's like it's such a... Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, get a low mileage lease on the 26. Ram,500 Big Horn crew cab, 4x4 for $369 a month for 39 months, with $4,00099 due at signing. Tax, title, license extra, no security deposit required. Call 1-877 RAM 5722 for lease details.

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion.

$1.20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion. billion recovered it's actually I think somewhere north probably closer to 22 23 after this year and each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on awesome so how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan what would I do if I got into an accident probably the easiest way is dialing pound law that's pound 529 from your cell phone we are always open our call center is always waiting to take your call 24 7 365 wow Dan Morgan from Morgan and Morgan America's large injury

Offen. Thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Minority of people that, like, I've never actually even seen it in the wild without it being like broadcasted to my attention by people who were just clowning on it. That group exists. That group exists, but it's not like, as a group, you know, going to really come in contact with.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wonder. But it's, but even if it's, but that's the thing. It's like, it's not something that like I care about. It's just more like something like, oh, that to me just seems kind of annoying, but I also just wouldn't really care that much about it. I think it's a sorry sorry no I'm just like I don't know I just I just wish we were at a point where we just didn't give a shit Because we have a lot of conversations on this on this on this podcast that are like oh is it gay to do this

Whatever we it's really just kind of joking like it's not about like oh it's it's bad to be gay Like that's what kind of the thing it's where it's like people who ask is it gay to do whatever It's it's such an old sort of school kind of like a fourth grade kind of conversation to have because it's like the generic kind of assumption being had by like I feel like a lot of like social justice types when they hear a conversation like that is like oh it's bad to be gay but it's I feel like the way that we approach it is just like oh it's just out of like just a curiosity out of a lens like how would that be viewed but nobody cares what any of this is like it's just people just

hanging out and doing whatever the fuck they want to do and I just wish we were at a point where we just didn't care. You see, we would be. Yeah, we didn't care. But what happens is that the discourse, the discourse between the groups of people caring is what gets those clicks, Chris, you know? I know.

That's the thing that bothers me, though. I feel like the internet really fucked us up in that way. The internet is fuck us up. Dude, I'm going to stay, I'm going to stand on this hill till I die. The amount of shit that I know, like people that like really like the internet, people that are really on it,

I have not met a single person that is a very internet-based person. Like, I'm not like somebody as a constant. but like a person that's like a very involved person that is not fucking somehow frazzled like like one of like one of my good friends is a very internet person and they go on and the amount they can possibly care about content creators blows my mind because i don't give a fuck about most of those people dog even the ones i love it's like to a certain degree that i'm like all right you know you and derrick are my friends you know then there's like people like em it and like people i've connected with like mick those are people that like oh these are my friends i care about them genuinely But like there's people like Comics explained Who's like my favorite creator But like I

There's a line where I'm like All right That guy's his own person outside of this I do appreciate what he create content Because content creates but like I'm never gonna like Really my heart and soul care about him Like in my in my person

Yeah there's no parissocial shit Like yeah totally I got to say Yeah you're not gonna rape him And then vlog it I'm not gonna buy him alcohol rape him, vlog it, then make money off it, then find out it made money that a person was uncomfortable, then fucking not

care about it. I hope David's... I hope David's a fan of the snark tank. You know what's the most... What fucks me up the most, guys? What fucks me to my fucking jimmies? What fucks my jimmies off my pants is that he had friends

that were like this is funny, ha, ha, Oh, this is funny. If, Chris, if you did that, I would fuck you up, dude. I would fight you. I'd be like, dude, what the, and I know you would do the same with me. You'd probably just attack me while I'm sleeping, because that is evil. My friends wouldn't be my friends anymore.

My friends wouldn't be my friends anymore. They'd be like, I'm not fucking with this dude anymore. And I'd be like, fuck. I understand. I fucked up drastically. I'd have to approach you. Like, imagine, imagine. No, but like, genuinely imagine the kind of person who would be in a situation like that.

and you would say something and then be like, dude, stop being such an SJW about it. What? Like, imagine that that person exists because they probably do. Dude, stop being so fucking weird about this. Crowder and whoever watches him. That's what that's that's that.

It's them. The fact that Stephen Crowder hasn't been assaulted yet, his mind blowing. I mean, he has. He's been punched one time. Because if I saw him, I'd be like, yo, jackpot.

I would start getting giddy. I'd start. I'm like, oh my God, I'm gonna get him, I'm gonna get him, I'm gonna get him, I gotta, I can't wait. Look, I have, I have, did you, look, before we move on, just real quick, did you see that fucking clip of him that racist ran about, about black farmers? Bro, the most ignorant shit I ever heard in my life, bro. That, I was, look at the, the clip that went viral on Twitter said, like, I was even shocked by, and yeah, I was like, oh, I, this is way. beyond what I thought anybody would do on a fucking show with

millions of subscribers it's like fucking David Dobrick it's like what are you doing it really is I remember reading that headline and it is just by the way it goes to show you how like overblown the shit used to be because like I would I would read headlines like that all the time and be like and I would click on

shit and it would be like this is so fucking I can't believe anybody cares about this but then I saw this thing and I was prepped for that exact response and then I heard it and I was like yo what the Fuck. I don't even think I don't even think like people's grandparents

you know, like would do this. It's so dis- It was so distasteful, bro. Like even I've said things that have ushered me closer and closer to that inevitability of death. But like there are, you see, and what makes it different is that people say

context doesn't matter. Bro, context matters. I don't give a fuck what anybody says. Context is like the most important thing. But the internet kind of gets. lost dude, I say fuck shit all the time. I say shit about fucking flogging babies and setting fires to fucking capital buildings, all so like that.

But that's not my belief. That is what he believes. We know you're fucking around. That is what Stephen Crowder believes. That is his person. Stephen Crowder is the type of guy that tries to downplay the AIDS epidemic. Like, let's the simple as that. Like, that's the craziest shit ever heard of. This man said

there's no systemic oppression of color. He said that. That was words that left his mouth. A Canadian said in America, bro. The thing to me that's really bizarre about his, that, that whole bit was that, yeah, it was like, I love edgy humor and I love edgy jokes and I love saying like, controversial shit for the sake of just like seeing people respond to it. But at the same time, like, I remember hearing it and being like, not only is this

just beyond what I would do and not only is this like, just generally in bad taste, which is fine, by the way. It's just also very dated. Like, it felt racist in like a, in like a... 70s kind of way. You know what I mean? Like, oh, Hennessy. And I'm like...

The Hennessy tree and stuff. Hennessy still is definitely a black people drink, but at the same time, it's just like, that's stupid. It's, look, in context, if he was talking about some dirty nigger that did something really fucked up, like then I would be like okay you're going hard in the paint

on this specific black dude that did something and you're being really fucked up but it's open season on this person they're talking about these just black farmers that didn't do anything any type of scrutiny they're literally just existing and and it's you know the thing people

I'll say this right there are people who will be like accents are like just doing accents crosses the line I disagree fucking entirely. Absolutely. That's ridiculous. Yeah. The thing is, it's like, if you are impersonating, like, a specific person, like, if you were

impersonating, like, if J.B. Smooth, you know, was, like, doing, did some stupid shit, and you just, like, did a J.B. Smooth voice. I don't think that's racist, you know? But the fact that he was just doing this, like, generic, like, weird inflection for these, like, black farmers who, like, I would probably bet don't sound anything like that. They do not sound like that. Like, I just... Not only did he just say.

fuck shit he was wrong dude you know how many black farmers are in the Midwest and the southern parts of America dog there are so many fucking black farmers and it was like where did you find all these black farmers there are so many black farmers there are actually

so many black farmers that I know to and statistically that is wild it's so like there's no reason why I should I just no reason why I should know any farmers quite frankly, but for some reason I do.

Like, I know too, two African-American, who own fucking farmland and who do this shit. So it's like what this, the second, like, the very premise of his thing was like, oh,

like they somehow found black farmers. I'm like, what do you mean? What do you exist? There's not, like, there's like a lot of Asian farmers too. Like,

does he know what farming is? He doesn't. I think he's Canadian, bro. That's what bothers me so much. He's a fucking Canadian man having so much to say about,

fucking American American things and it's like bro you grew up in Canada you dumb bitch go milk a moose you fucking idiot

like get out of here that's a great that's a great place to end we're also go milk a moose all right let's clash this stuff

I gotta get my foods on this way I didn't think you'd be going this long get my foods on the way yeah I didn't think so either but I think we had a pretty good episode here but you know

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I'm going to get me canceled. They're going to cancel me. You can leave. I have to stop the recording. It's all I have to. I'm still reading. Tell them to come into your house and food. Deliver it directly into your house.

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