The Snark Tank - #65: Give King Kong a Gun

Episode Date: April 10, 2021

Why is Derrick out sick? King Kong can't beat Godzilla, so why not give him a gun? Where is the Elephant Man Cinematic Universe? Why is Dil Pickles the Pluto of Rugrats? Will Winston Churchill be in Space Jam? Will we end the show if #HeadBashedInJoel or #ShotUncleBen trends on Twitter? Who was Estevez and why does he have so many relatives?  Find out the answer to these questions and far more when god goes to sleep on the first official Derrick-less episode since we went weekly!  Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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It's one of those like caskets that they put you in like when they think you might die just to get a heads up. They give you, they give you a fit of it. And like, all right, he might fit in this. And he's like, his pose is still running. I'm like, ah, yeah. But you know, usually they don't make it out of stuff like this. Can you imagine just to expedite the process, just to make you. make it quick, put him in a hospital bed that folds up into a casket.

It's like one of those bendy things you used to cut the back at a school bottle. The fucking, fucking cereal boxes. It has like the jotted lines. So it's a bed, then it folds up into, if you pitch the quarters, it turns into a casket. It's a fucking Nintendo Labo. Oh, my God. They put him in a Labo. They put Derek.

some kid is like fucking remote controlling him around the room driving around like a fucking crash team racing car playing that fucking what you go he's playing that stupid fucking VR AR whatever it is fucking Mario cart but it's Derek's unconscious body It's Derek

It's Derek with an IV In his veins in a Nintendo Labo screaming Yo somebody's got to draw that for us Some of our talented fans out there please Put Derek in a Labo Near death Too many talented people listen to this

To the point where it doesn't it doesn't really register And it doesn't make sense Yeah Because like the fan art that we get is crazy good Some of them are really unbelievable Like some of them are like truly like oh shit For the shit we're talking about Like how can you

How can you sit down Listen to this if you have talent? Like what's wrong? What's wrong with you? It is sincerely unreasonable But you know Whatever we can do to assist the creative process I guess

Exactly, dog. Exactly. Anyway, just to get some housekeeping out of the way, the last episode that we did with Jonathan Young is out and available for everybody. His first album, Starship Velociraptor is out now, basically on everything. I think, I think it's, I know it's on Spotify. That's where I've saved it. So, you know, for the freedom to check, guys. That shit is nuts.

Really good. I'm partial to that hyper speed track myself. And, like, I know that that episode is very, very music nerd heavy. So hopefully those of you who aren't too familiar with that stuff still found something interesting about it. I just, um, yeah, I knew it was going to be that way because it's just like, you know, John. What are we going to talking about? It's him. It's John.

Like, what are you going to talk about fucking porn? For the like 200th time. No, but, uh, you know, hopefully you guys liked it. Well, our next guest, I think, is like early May. Uh, we're, I'm still moving schedules around just to figure things out. I want one guest a month for 2021. at the very least. So at least 12 guests this year.

I think we missed one month, but so we'll, like, there'll be a month later where we, we, we might double up. Yeah.

Because we have our next two guests planned, right? And we're not going to review. We're not revealing those years. We have the next two revealed, right? Yeah, not yet.

I want to get a hard date before I, before I say anything publicly about it. But there are definitely people. Right. Isn't one kind of a surprise? One's kind of a surprise. Okay.

Assuming it happens. Okay. We'll see. But, yeah. that's enough of that that's enough of the little housekeeping yeah uh fucking

and just to address some community stuff Jim Crow's data issues wrote in oh my god will there ever be in-house snark tank halo matches or other lobbies for other games in-house meaning you know viewer custom games if you may not have been aware yeah no

we do this kind of unplanned occasionally we did one like literally like the other day yeah me and Chris are planning but we have to get down Eric on it too. So we have to find our schedule. What I want to do is I want to have a once a month, I have it like on schedule. Like once a month, we stream all the three of us on Twitch so we can all get our fan bases, interact each other and grow up each other, grow up like in like into together.

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You guys make content all the time. I'm starting to make content and stuff. so it's always a little hazy, but I think we're going to try to aim for the middle of the month. That might be the best time for all of us. Yeah, probably not this month, but I think... May? I think May is probably safe.

We'll try and do something. The issue is that Derek doesn't really play multiplayer stuff. Like, Derek's like a fighting game guy. Like, that's the only... That's pretty much all he plays reliably. And we're in the opposite. We play pretty much only multiplayer stuff, because you don't care about ourselves.

Yeah. Well, that's not true. I'm playing Little Nightmares. Yo, Little Nightmares is great. You're playing one right now? Yeah, I'm playing one right. One is the game, bro. I just finished it, but there's like DLC, apparently that's pretty good.

And then there's like the second one that's out. I got to finish. I got to like burn through that. But that shit's really good. The next single player I'm, I think I'm playing is like, I think it's going to be Mass Effect when it comes out. And that's the next single player experience.

Oh, yeah. When's that out? May 14. Something like that, right? It's like May. I'm gonna have Lily I'm gonna have Lily play Resident Evil on my stream She's gonna have a fucking nervous breakdown

It's gonna be the funniest shit ever That's I can't even envision her playing a game like that She's gonna Is she? She can't do it Why not? Is she not competent in video games? She plays Mario with you

She plays Mario with me that's true But she's not good Sorry honey, I know you're listening But she's not good And then also she can't deal with that kind of stress Do you think you could put like goes to Tsushima in front of her and she'd like figure her way through it. Like if if she was forced to, like if it was like for the well-being of like me or her family,

she could eventually. But if I just put in front of her, she would not be able to play that game before she's like, I quit. She's like, it's too much going on. I'm scared. Why are people, as soon as someone attacks, I'll be like, why are people attacking me? I'm scared and doing anything to them. You just have to do something to them.

That's how her mind works. He's like, why can't I build a house in this game? This is an Animal Crossing and she can't play it. Why can't I fucking move a plant from here to here and rotate on its X-axis a little bit? I really can't, you know, I can't fathom. I still can't. Like, I have Animal Crossing.

It's sitting on my switch. I haven't touched it since it came out. It's a great game. And all my neighbors are dead probably. They don't die. They don't die? They leave, though. I think they leave.

What's the point of having neighbors if they don't die? Oh my God. that's so fucking anyway you get people you don't like as your neighbors and you leave and you let them die you don't turn the game once so they die on purpose you check it

once every three months to see if they haven't killed over yet it's important for kids to learn about death and I think why not Animal Crossing like why shouldn't that be the vehicle by which they learn about the fragile mortality of the human condition fucking learn about the mortal coia via animal

crossing no you learn about a student Nintendo dogs though. Nintendo. The dogs die and Nintendo dogs? Yeah, they die. That's even, that's way more of a kid friendly, like, game than Animal Crossing is.

I don't think so. Are you joking, Nintendo dogs? Yeah, like, clean up, it's not, I think Animal Dogs is more kid friend than Nintendo dogs. Why? Because Nintendo dogs are like, they're pictures of real animals, you know? Like, Nintendo Dogs is grounded in a level of reality that Animal Crossing isn't, you know?

Nintendo Dogs is grounded in reality. In a level, to a certain degree. agree. It's not exactly... Like, Nintendo's isn't like fucking... Like, you're playing control with real game physics, you know? But, like... If you, if you link up

two DSs together and play Nintendo dogs and the person that you're playing with, their dog bites you, can you put that dog down in their game? Can you, like, threaten legal action against the dog? Can you petition legal action so the dog gets put to sleep? That's so fucking terrible. Some guy trains a really fucking asshole dog

So it kills other dogs It doesn't feed it He pokes it a bunch Look I just don't I don't see why You know Nintendo dogs Is not the game that I would have thought to have even had Like I genuinely didn't know the dogs

Died in Nintendo dogs I thought they were just perpetually like alive No they die eventually They gotta get a dog I think your Animal Crossing neighbor should die Is the point that I'm trying to make I disagree with you But alas

Actually I'd like it I'd still play it if it does honestly I'd play it more often if I knew that you could You know I'd play it kind of make that happen More often if they could fucking pass away That's why I don't play Pokemon because they can't die They faint bro

They faint they know when to stop That's why unlike humans Unlike female humans Pokemon no one to stop hitting the other enemy My feet Dude I want Okay look guys I want I want this to genuinely happen Everybody and listen to this podcast

If you guys have seen a fight involving two females and when the other person is just down, like the fight just ends. One girl's like, I'm done. That's enough. Please comment. I bet we won't get a single one. Oh, yeah, no, no.

I've never seen a girl fight that just like one girl decides that I defeated my opponent. It's over. It's always like they keep fighting until one dude gets involved. And he's like, yo, she's not breathing anymore. Stop. That's enough. No one at the end of a female on female fight is standing up.

Like, it's always, everyone's always, fucking perpendicular to their normal behavior. It's like it's just they're on the fucking ground. They're horizontal. They're facing the fucking North Star. They're way out of sorts. They're out of their gourds. They're just facing upside down.

They're just fucking. It's like Spider-Man Web of Shadows when you fight on the fucking walls. It's like they're just, I've seen, I've seen women fight upstairs. Like, up to the stairs. Like, genuinely I've seen that. And the people are going to think you're lying, but I've seen two girls going at it in the Bronx up flights of steps. And I was on one of the flights that had to get in a corner to avoid getting it. And I'd like get to the side.

So I didn't get struck by these two girls. It is, it is concerning. Their bloodlust knows no bounds, which I guess makes sense since they're always like constantly draining. I mean, I agree with you entirely. but we got to chill out. We definitely have at least, at least we have at least a hundred female fans. So we do have female.

We do have female viewers. Some of them rode in. I have hot. Look, I'm sorry. We love you specifically. You know, the rest of them are.

Honestly, every other guy who also, by the way, who doesn't listen to this show can go like honestly. They could, you know, marching to the sun for all I care.

They could do back flips into fucking needle farms, you know, like I don't give a shit about that. needle farms? You know, instead of having, like, corn, there's just needles. They're growing needles.

Find the hay in the needle stack. Wasn't that from Spongebob? I think it is from Spongebob. Yeah, as everything good tends to be. It was the extreme day with Sandy, which is like, find the hay in the needle stack,

and then he got to go in and it's a bunch of up had needles in his eyeballs. I remember that. Yeah, that shows fucking great. Oh, we never talked about this because, like, it was happening during, I think, the week that we had the Jonathan Young episode,

but that panty raid episode of SpongeBob got pulled. Do you see that? It got pulled finally? Yeah. They got, I still should have been pulled a long time ago, but like it finally got pulled. It should have been, I don't know if it should have been pulled.

Look, if they pulled that episode, do you remember the episode where Squidward, you want to get the crabby patties? Yeah. Do you know that? And so I've seen the original one, and you've probably seen that original one. You remember when he gets set on fire twice?

Yeah. That episode does not air like that anymore. He doesn't get set on fire anymore. Why? What happens? Because that came out a week before 9-11 did happen. Not even kidding. Not even kidding, dude.

Not even kidding. That is wild. I had no idea that that was a thing. I never, I remember seeing it one way when I was a little kid and I was like, I'm just imagining part of this episode. I'm just imagining squid were being set on fire clearly. And then I recently watched YouTube and I was like, oh, the episode got pulled. And I was like, I'm not crazy.

Thank God. That's insane Yeah, dude Yeah, because that's how I remember that When I think of that episode That's how I remember it He opens the door Then the thing falls to him

He's like, thank God The fucking person throws the match on him That it happens again right afterwards That shows amazing But that panty rate episode did You know It finally got pulled out of nowhere too Like I don't think there was like

A outrage about it Because I don't think that's an episode That's even aired again Probably in like a long time but it got pulled like out of nowhere which I thought was kind of bizarre because like even like I will say like that was an episode when I was a kid I was like

what the what? It's kind of weird. Yeah even when I was a kid I was like the thing that confused me about that episode was like they were talking about a panty raid as if it was like hey $5 Tuesdays at Applebee's

like just everybody understands what like the words panty raid me. Wasn't it from Mr. Crabbs's own moms panties? I was like, this is just a lot of this is not all right. I was like, a lot of this is strange. But this is SpongeBob. There's a sponge talking and there's a fucking pirate

crab. So clearly this is a world that I'm not used to. I'm just going to jump on board and go see what happens. I just remember just being flummoxed by just the premise of a panty raid being a thing that like just adults are aware of. Like it's

just like, oh, this is just a thing. Because like, listen man, I've I'm 27 years old, you know. I went to college. I dropped out. I've been to parties. I've had the same group of friends for over 10 years. Not once has anyone ever suggested.

Not once was this ever brought up in passing, in conversation as like a story from someone else. Not once have I heard of like a real life panty raid, which makes it even more confusing because it's just like... Right now with Ramtruck's declaration of deals, well-qualified. current FCA lessees, get a low mileage lease on the 2026 RAM, 1,500, Big Horn crew cab, 4 by 4 for 369 a month for 39 months, with 4,099 due at signing. Tax, title, license extra, no security deposit required. Call 1-877 RAM, 5722 for lease details. Requires dealer contribution and lease through Stalantis Financial.

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number.

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Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. Was that, apparently it's like a frat thing. Yeah, it is. It's like a, it's like a, it's like a people that were willing to do terrible things in general. Yeah. Because like, but like when I was a kid, I just like had no concept of that. Because I remember watching that, that episode being like, is this just a thing that people do? Is this like a thing that's common enough for it to be just casually referenced in SpongeBob and all the characters understand what it is?

I think that, like, I heard about a panty rate or something like that because remember in that movie with the fucking, um, remember the kid from Breakfast Club, the nerd kid? He was in 16 candles, I'm not mistaken, or something like that. Another one of those fucking movies where it was a solely white cast and they were like teenager or something like that. E.T. No, it was an E. Definitely wasn't E. T. Because E.T. has a black character as an E.T.

E. T. is a black man. You guys don't know. It's a story of a black man. It's not a, he's a story of a black man. He's, he's black coded. He's black. We'll talk about that right after a dog. That's definitely, it's definitely a great place to see. like way for another conversation.

But it was this kid and he was like going to get her panties. And he walked into the bathroom after like some point and he lifted the panties. And everybody was just like, yeah, they were clever. But I was like, I guess people take girls panties. I guess is what happens in this world. And then I tried to and a girl was like, you're not taking my pants. And I was like, no, why would I want to take your panties? It just dropped them on the floor.

I was like, I just, no one does that, duh. I just think the fact that it was just an event, like the thing that people planned and that it had a name that just confused me. So right of passage. That episode's gone now. I don't think it's particularly like, that offensive. I think it's, I think it's just a little weird. I don't know if it really deserves to be pulled, really, because, like, I mean, who the

fuck is? I don't know. It's not the worst. There's worse episodes. That episode where fucking Gary started transforming people into snails, they should have pulled that shit a long time ago. That episode scared the fuck out of me when I was little. There's that episode too where like SpongeBob and Patrick, I think they just commit tax fraud and it's just totally fine.

That's an episode? Yeah. I don't, I think you're lying. Yeah. So you're lying? Yeah. Why are you doing this? Why are you just trying to confuse me?

Anyway, the space jam trailer came out. I hate you so fucking much. I don't think, I don't think black-coded ET was in that trailer, but, um. Can you name three black-coded characters? Uh, Piccolo. Okay. Dende. You know, Dende was such a disrespectful visage, dog.

I saw Dende when I was little, when I had no clue what bigotry was, and I was just like, I don't like this. Wait, why don't you like Dende? Because, are you thinking of Mr. Popo? You said Dende. I tell you remember Mr. Popo. Oh, my. I said Dende. What, fuck.

Do you think Dende's black-coded? he gets fucked over a lot he does get beat up a lot no I have no idea like I I just the concept of coded characters I've been goofy's black coded honestly Goofies definitely well Goofy was

Remember we looked it up right we looked it up didn't we We found out that goofy was actually a racist character Yeah yeah Paul Paul showed it to us Because we were talking about oh my God what were we talking about He wouldn't let it go because he kept me wouldn't let it go He was like he's definitely probably a person to cut I was like Paul I don't think

think he's black coat. I don't think that's true. And he wouldn't let it go. And he looked up. But the reason we had that conversation, and this is a good conversation to bring up on the podcast, he's was hilarious. Paul's, by the way, like a friend of ours. Like, he's never been on in anything or anything. He's just like a friend of, he's basically an honorary roommate, basically. Yeah. But, uh, he, we were talking about, uh, goofy and Pluto and how like, oh, yeah, you know, goofy's like this bipedal human who can speak. And then Pluto's like a fucking idiot dog, even though they're both dogs. And I said,

that's like Dill and Tommy. Because Tommy and Dill are both babies. But for whatever reason... One is a... Yeah, it's true. Yeah. And like, everybody was like, confused by that. I think we were... I'm sure we were all high when this conversation was happening. And then...

And then, what is it? I think Paul was like, you know, goofy... I think Goofy's a racist depiction of a black person. And he looked it up and it was just straight up true. It was kind of... It was so... I can't even believe it.

The original drawing of Goofy would literally make your stomach turn. It's so disresistant. It's so definitely disrespectful. It's just like... Damn, Walt. You're throwing... You're throwing haymakers right now

for no reason. We're just... We're just slapboxing and you're throwing haymakers, buddy. It's definitely yuck and unnecessary. What the yuck? But, you know, Nats has done to do a space jam, obviously because this is not the space jam is

Disney it's all Warner Brothers but like they had this this trailer came out with like hologram Don Cheadle and like fucking it looked like ready player one for a second like they had that like scene at the end where all like the Flintstones were coming in it was like the Avengers and I was like why is every did you see the trailer no there's

I swear to God this is becoming I think the Avengers might have like ruined a lot of things because like everything since the Avengers has been like look at all of the characters we own and look at this crazy shot of all the characters we own. Because at the end of the space jam

trailer, it's literally like, fled Fred Flintstone. Fred Flintstone and like all these like, I think, Yogi Bear and then like Winston Churchill or whatever fucking characters. Winston Churchill.

I don't know who Warner Brothers owns, okay? Like, I don't know. Not Churchill. Are you sure? I'm pretty sure they don't own the animated properties, Winston Churchill. You're pretty sure, though. I'm not going to Google that, because I can't, I can't have someone else come in my room

one day and use my thing and they type D and it's like, does freaking Warner Brothers own Winston Churchill? I'm going to be like, why the fuck did you think that was true? Why did you think that was true? I don't know, man. That, I hate, I saw the trailer and I was like, all right, this is like, whatever. It's another fucking one of these movies. I don't see the reason for another space.

gym the space the first space gym was great it was great come on it was a very fun little movie it was a good time it was it was a good dude look it was fun okay it was a fun it was funny it was weird it was funny my favorite part of the movie was the basketball players trying to adapt to life without their fucking god-given talents that was my favorite part of it because i was just like yo these guys are really going through it they trained for years to be exceptional as and now they're just mortals again. They just fell from the starts. There's this one uncomfortable clip in the trailer

where, like, Lola Bunny in, like, CGI. It's, like, CGI Lola Bunny, though, so it's, like, it's extra off-putting. She just, like, jumps by the camera in slow motion and, like, winks, but, like, it's just gross. Not even in, like, a sexual way. It's just, like, it's just, like, a genuinely unappealing image, like, from every facet that you could possibly.

It's like the elephant man almost where like this is just. Chris, it's not the elephant man, Chris. What do you mean? Chris, trust me. I watched that movie. I watched that movie on Recommendation when I was like 17. And I was like, wow, I've never seen. I've never been so morally conflicted because I would want to torch him out of fear.

But in my heart, I'm like he's just a person. Well, in your brain, he should also just be just. just a person. Well, yeah. Obviously, but, like, you know, like,

if you, seeing that in the middle of night would be like seeing fucking Dracula or some shit. Seeing anybody that I didn't, any, seeing anybody whose presence I didn't consent to in the middle of the night would be,

would be enough to scare me. It would, it would, I'm not going to lie to you, listen, hold on, hold on, before you jump in because I know what you're going to say,

listen, I understand that it's scarier. If you're looking at a person and you can't discern if there are a person. or not, obviously that's scary. Chris, but like day to day, you see that person walking down the street, you might think something's wrong. But he's still a person.

Let's say, I walk past him right. You're like, oh, what's going on? I'm like, it's me. I'm a person. I walk out out of the darkness and there's a light and you see it's me. And I'm like, well, calm down, mister. It's just me. I'm just a regular man, you know.

But if that thing came. out the shadows, I would just, I would panic, I'd panic, I'd fucking shit and piss my pants. I would be like, what is that? That's a fucking gray. That's a gray. That's an alien. I would shit, I would piss, I would come, I would cry. I would do everything.

I would expel, basically. Everything would be coming out of me. I'd start throwing up stomach acid to protect myself. You'd be so dehydrated your skin would start flaking off. You'd be so scared. You would expel every kind of liquid you had in your body. Yo, that's fucking... I don't think the elephant man was in the space jam trailer either.

I don't think he was. I don't think he's a Warner Bros. property. Lee Harvey Oswald was there, though. Yeah. Do you think realistically, because we've had these, like, cinematic universes already, where it's like...

You remember when they tried to do the monster movie cinematic universe with, like, the mummy and, like, fucking Frankenstein and like, they never got... They tried to do like a monster movie Cinematic Universe where all these like monsters were taking place in the same universe. It never really got off the ground though. But, you know, they have like...

Everything's like a cinematic universe now. But surely there's at least one person. I don't believe there isn't at least one person who has, who's pitched this. Somebody must have been like, let's look into like, let's just take a Ripley's Believe it or not book, and, like, just put all these freaks in a movie. Like, I'm sure someone has thought of that.

You know, like, oh, the elephant man meets with, like, I don't know, fucking, uh, what's another, like, fucking folklore human being, basically. Oh, the trooperabre is something like that. The chupacabra is fucking real. He's just a real dude. The troopercahs more scared of the elephant man than he is of anything else. Right now with Ram Trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, get a low mileage lease on the 26, RAM-500 Big Horn crew cab, 4x4 for 369 a month, for 39 months,

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I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year, we get bigger and badder and our army grows, so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. I feel like that chupacabra, if he exists, is probably like a district nine situation where it's like he's probably a guy who just found himself in like a bad situation. And now he's a fucking chupacabra.

Could you imagine that's how it goes down? He's just a dude. He's just a guy living day to day trying to make ends meet. And now he's a chupacabra, man. That's fucking, you know, we call him chupy now, but he used to be Walton.

Chewby. Anyway, I didn't think much of the Space Jammer, trailer. I don't know. Space Jam was fun, but I don't know if we needed another one of these. Did you see Gods of Versa Kong? No, I haven't seen it yet. No, Rish Kong. All right. Well, the movie's great, except for the humans, again, it's just too much humans. It's too much humans. Do you think that the movie would get boring, though, if it was just fucking monsters at each other? If it was high-octane monsters, if it kept going higher, higher scale. Like, if it kept to the point it

got like nutty. Like there's a point where like at the end Godzilla bursts out of fucking volcano and it's like fucking cursing and screaming out fire and then King Kong takes a fucking pistol on his fucking back puts his knee on Godzilla's neck and blows his brains out. Look, I've never seen this movie, but I don't think there's any chance in hell that God's, that fucking King Kong is going to beat Godzilla in a fight. Kong lost. Well, okay, spoilers.

Are you going to watch it? Are you actually going to watch it? I will watch it. I don't care. It's fucking monsters beating the shit I played this on PlayStation 2 like a thousand times Played Rampage when I was a kid I know how this works I understand War of the Monsters for PS2

Alright like I get it But um It looks cool I saw the Kong has like a fucking battle axe or something He does like a diamond pickax He's gonna go fucking mining He gets like a fucking like a weapon Like a Kong weapon

Made by the Kongs Does Godzilla have a fucking weapon? Yes Atomic breath That's not a weapon That's a power That's a weapon No, that's a power.

That's a weapon. No, that's like saying King Kong's fist is a weapon. It's like, well, but like that's not what I mean, though, obviously. If King Kong has a battle axe and I'm saying oh, he gets a weapon, clearly what I'm talking about is, does Godzilla

get a luger? No, because Godzilla has atomic breath. There's no way, look, look, look, look. There's no way we walked into that fight with King Kong just as King Kong. He's a monkey, he's smarter, that's true, but he's not smart enough to really develop a plan that can stop Godzilla. Godzilla has atomic breath that just,

that shoots out that's blue. You know, like, Kong is a monkey, bro. It's like a man versus a tank, dude. Like,

you got to have something special to be able to get through that. I'm going to be really disappointed if, if there's no scene in the new King Kong movie, where Godzilla pulls out a life-sized gun, like a normal two-scale gun. and shoots King Kong at least once. It does it, it does the trick, he wins that way.

Shoots it with a fucking, those like really short, like FBI pistols. Got him. Done. The movie ends there. I want a movie that ends super abrupt, but on some bullshit. Like in the middle of God's or his King Kong,

they're fighting all of a sudden a tsunami comes and watches them both away. That's it. I would make a movie all about those Minecraft streamers that constantly trend on Twitter every fucking goddamn time I check the goddamn app do you read those by the way? I don't give a half a fuck

about most people on the internet I know me too but also but like the fact that like every time I log into Twitter there's this really like you can reliably on very frequent occasions check Twitter and look at the trending tab and it'll be like a bunch of little stories

and then there'll be one nonsensical hashtag and then it's got like a long description that says like popular Minecraft streamer Tits McGee fucking made an inside joke with a corpse husband about about Donkey Kong getting laid in Mexico

and like it's literally like just an explanation of an inside joke that's trending on Twitter I hate it. I hate it so much I hate it so much I'm not saying I'm not saying that they make the world worse but I will say that you know, when

Twitter wasn't trending Minecraft streamers all the time we didn't have a pandemic, you know? Damn. So, I mean, just... All I got to say is that, you know what started this? We let Etyka die, and after Erika died,

you know, the world became worse, man. I'm just saying, 2018 was a pretty good time. All I'm saying. Yeah, everything did get markedly worse after that happened. Like in every facet. But I'm sick of... Like financially, like fucking emotionally,

on a global scale, dude. Space is worse right now. Trust me, go into space and check out space. It's worse than it was before. Space is definitely worse than it used to be. I've seen things in space. I'm pretty sure I saw UFO the other day, but I haven't been thinking about it

because I've been trying not to think about it. I hate when I see shit like that. Like, there was one time, I could have swore I saw a dog get on its high and legs and walk around for a bit. And I literally like... I literally just like... That's nothing.

I just reversed. No, like it didn't get up like this. I got up like this. And I was like, oh, crazy. I reversed. I don't. You can't possibly be blown away by a dog standing up. No, that really bothered me.

That really bothered me because dogs don't stand like that. Dogs don't let their arms rest at their sides. I saw a dog get like flung up into a tree in Central Park one. and I haven't thought. I tried not to think about it. I think it was a bird, but like, I really don't know. Like, I can't say for sure. I just remember seeing a dog and then, like, suddenly it was, like, midair.

And then, like, it was like, it was like a frame skip in, like, a Smash Brothers melee match. It was just like one moment he's on the field and then the next moment he's got 100% damage and he's gone. You know, I don't know. I don't know what occurred there, but, you know, that should be trending on Twitter, you know, like that's not some fucking guy with speed-running Minecraft with a fucking 300. but literally I played that game when it came out and I have had no reason to play it.

But Minecraft, I played it when it first came out and it was fun. It was a good time. And now the people that play that game make me so mad because they're dumb children. I just want to fight them. I don't have a problem with the game. I just don't like this, this weird thing where it's like just in, imagine if bashed Joel was like trending on Twitter one day. Like we'd all be like, what the fuck?

Like, why, what do you do? Like, surely there's like some Kenyan. child who's like who exploded the other day or surely there's like I don't know surely there's something more important going on than like then like then bastion head Joel I feel like you know versus shot uncle Ben trending on Twitter nationally globally because everybody's talking about it bashing head Joel versus shot uncle Ben if I see bastion head Joel trending ever I'm going to cry like I that is the situate, that's the moment that I know that we have to stop the show. If that trended, that means, one, that means that people are listening.

Two, that means that our words have power, finally. So I'm going to start saying real, like, fucking nation of Islam shit on a fucking podcast to see what fucking sticks and what does it. Definitely don't do that. I mean, hey, man, you only live once, maybe twice. You can live as many times as you want. You just got to choose when to start over, you know? This is my third identity, you know?

No, that's called multiple personality disorder. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Multiple personality disorders when you shift personalities uncontrollably. Like, this is my third social security card, you know? Like, this is like... Imagine living a lifestyle where every few years you've got to get a new one. My name is Carlito Estevez, this time. That is the most generic name you could have possibly chosen.

Carlito Estebaz, bro. Como estes? Yo, whoever the fuck... Yo, King Estevez. must have gotten the fuck around, man. Like, I don't know, like... I don't know fucking, like, who the... Who was in charge of wingmanning, like, King Estevez?

But, like... Britschard was a bunch of people with swords. And I were like, you got to fuck King Ex-Avarez. Your whole family's going to get killed. We're going to fucking salt your farm. And they were like, oh, all right, well... It's just... It's a very powerful, common name.

I had how Estabezzaes is the Stevens. Oh my god It's just Spanish Stevens I never thought about that Oh I hate that Stevens What's up My name is Carl Stevens

Carlito Eskowitz That's such a disappointing fact That is retroactively just true now Like now I think of every Estevez I've ever met less Hey man You know I think less of them

Estab less That's less that's fucking terrible what else I feel like not much else happened YouTube's starting to I think they're toying around with hiding dislikes that was kind of like a thing for a second

I don't know if that's really all that interesting You see the SNL skit with Dan Kalua? No Oh my God where they made fun of the fact that David Nobert apologized it was in the video that was him doing something and then he apologized in the next video he did something

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I think I saw billboarded years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder, and our army grows.

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Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. It saddens me deeply to imagine that, like, SNL is doing content about David Dobrick, you know? Yeah, it's what's trending now. The world's on hold. God, I hate that. That's so disappointing. Yeah. God, I, I feel what happened was that, um, uh, maybe like 10 years. ago, God got killed. And then his light had slowly started dimming and we're at the point

where the light is almost gone. Did he, is it like his light is dimming or is he extinguished and he's just so far away that it's like a sun situation where it's going to, you know, when the sun dies, it's going to take us eight minutes? And he's at that point where he's just like, there's nothing left in him. He's just dim. He's just dark as fucking, what you call it? Fucking

seal. Like, there's no more light coming from the Lord anymore. And we're just getting the last little drips of it. He's darker than fucking seal in an obsidian mine. You know, there's no an Vanta black SUV. Could you imagine Sealing a Vantam Black S UV and him being

visible in it? You can see him. You're like, what the fuck? What is this? I wish the you see these are things that I wish I could create. I wish I had the power to, you know, Vantam black would this lead to having a Ventum black suit on would lead to so many fucking horrible interactions.

Because you're pretty much just a game and watch. It just, it erases depth perception basically. Like, because there's no light. You just look like a fucking, like a, like, empty space in like a YouTube video. You look at a fucking Photoshop hole. Like, there's something, a PNG needs to be there. Why is there no PNG there? What's going on?

You're just crying. silently to yourself because this man has no light refracting or reflecting off of him. You would be visible in a nighttime as you'd be darker than everything else you're around. Yeah. That's not even like stealth useful. That's just like, oh, this is just to scare people. Yeah, you would stick out worse probably because the brain would recognize that as not natural and not okay. Like, oh, look, the voids running around.

Like, what the fuck is that? Venter Black makes me uncomfortable every time I bring it up. I want to get a Vantam Blackball and just throw it out people and have it. I'm like, is it getting closer? Yeah, is it getting closer? Is it just getting bigger? I like, God, there's not really much happening.

And I'm bored of a lot of things. It's just the standard shit that's always been happening. It's like, oh, vaccines are on the way where, I don't know, things are still bad. People can't go outside. Don't cough in each other's mouths. And it's been the same fucking thing every day. Don't copy each other's mouths because that's been a thing forever.

What do you mean? You're never supposed to cough people's mouth. I didn't just recently come out in 2020. Your parents have been coughing on your mouth as you a little boy. Hey, what's up, Chris? Is that not how you're supposed to like, every time when you, like, when I would wake up before you, I would cough in your mouth. You're a fucking demon.

That's why I close my door now. That's why I lock it. Sweeney has eight locks and a chair that he puts against the door just to keep. That's such a old world and effective way of just neutering someone's communication with. you that's so that's such a terrible life if you have that many locks on your door dude when i lived in a bronx dude i had three locks on my door that shit fucking blows my mind because i moved up stay and there were times i didn't lock my door i think three is normal three is not three hold on hold on three is like one up three is one up from normal like normal like normal is two you got

like the door lock and then you have like the proper latch lock you ever seen a police lock No. A police lock is a lock where you put a fucking rod in. You in it, you turn a ride, it latches it in, and then it's like a fucking, there's like the regular like bolt that comes through it. So this thing is literally incapable of like it pushes a rod into the ground. There's like a little divvint into the floor. That as long as the rod is supporting it, which it's made of like fucking like iron, you can't get in. It's the crazy. And I had one of those.

And I was like, I thought that was normal when I was little. And I left New York and I was like, wow, this house doesn't have a police lot, grandma. And she's like, yeah, I'm glad it doesn't. And I was like, oh, we had a dumb waiter in our kitchen. You had a dumb waiter in our kitchen. Then you put the garbage out and you drop it to the lower parts. That got sealed. It was just sealed and it was paying it over.

And I remember seeing now, I was like, what's that? I was like, don't ever open that. And I was like, okay. I always wanted a dumb waiter when I was a kid That's so insane to me I lived in an apartment too Chris And I had one You had a dumb waiter in your apartment

In the apartment? In the kitchen in the kitchen dude That's crazy It was in a kitchen man It was wild Yeah because we have like the trash shoot We had the trash shoot in our old apartment We're like

It was similar to that Same idea Yeah But that's fucking crazy It was just like in the apartment You'd open you'd go Like we'd walk into the apartment You'd be a bathroom. It'd be a bathroom right here. Right over there, it'd be the kitchen a little bit to the left and forward. Then it'd be the living room and then three bedrooms in the back.

I don't know. I always wanted a dumb waiter because I'd always see those cartoons or those movies where people would like sit in them and it'd be like a tiny like a little elevator. But then you see those movies where kids die in them or something and it's like I'm glad I don't have that. Often in those movies, the little kids are stupid and they will climb it and get stuff. I love kids. I love kids dying and dumb waiters. It's like the best. That's such a unique thing to love, you know? Like, not even like I like that. I love seeing little kids dying dumb waiters. It really makes my fucking day. There's something so more, because it's almost like they're being buried in a matchbox. Like fucking Stuart Little died or something.

And you just like put him in a fucking box and like send him down. Like everything about it is fucked up. What makes it funny is that it's just so. there's never a good reason to go in one of those like what would you go inside of that like why are you going inside of that please explain to me why yeah you know what it is because to a kid's mind

it's like oh it's like an elevator you know like you just go in and you go down like obviously I'd want to get in that but like the process of getting in and out of it is more inconvenient than just going down the stairs it's so stupid dude I love I love the idiotic brain of a child.

Sometimes they're intuitive, though. Sometimes they know, like, because sometimes, like, I remember, like, I saw this kid, like, in the mall before, like, before I flew out here. It was in the Burbank Mall. And he was like, he was about to go up the escalator. And he was like, I don't want to do that. I don't want to get on that. Because he understands that that's, like, a fucking, you know, you can get, I've seen videos of people getting sucked up by those things. I've never seen a video of that, but I've always thought about it.

yeah because you know intrinsically that that's very possible it's not even like a hypothetical because like I've seen enough videos of this hat people get like just chewed up and they don't even die they just they just because it doesn't like

come out fucking like something they put in a paper strutter they look like a fucking tetris piece when they come out they're just all zigzagged up but they're fine they're just now they just like can only go up the stairs Or like they ride or like they sit on like or they like they hug the little the The the the the the the the the railing that goes up with with the stairs dude I was watching a video where there was these um

There was this people that somewhere I think like India is either India or South America The color of the people and what happened and they were just the guy was just like looking at a roof and it was a hold his roof And he was looking at a roof and he was like what's going on what's going on and a fucking jaguar copped out the hole in the roof. I saw that. And I was just like imagine living life where you have to deal with the fact that there's a jaguar in the fucking roof.

Oh man, I got to go up to the attic. There's a jaguar. I get the jaguar out of my attic. Yeah, I'm angry enough when like a fly is around when I don't, I can't reason. I can't come up with a good reason for it to be there.

You know, like, oh man, I'm in the comfort of my own home. There's no garbage laying. out, nothing's rotting, why the fuck is a fly in here? Um, that angers me. So the thought of like, you open like, you open your fucking garage door and a fucking

a commoto dragon is like in your lawnmower, like fucking around with it. It's like, yo. What are you doing here, man? How'd you get in? You can't even reason. That thing was like gunning for people too. Yeah, it got out angry. It came out fucking furious. It didn't even come out and scared

them. It shot out and it was like I'm gonna fucking kill somebody. Yeah, it's a fucking hungry jaguar. That blows my mind, bro. Look, America has a lot of problems, right? But at least we killed pretty much all the wildlife predators. So like we don't got to worry about shit like that, you know?

Only the idiots in fucking Florida got to deal with bullshit like that. Because they go in the water and fuck with crocodiles and shit. Yeah. And they fuck with jellyfishers that are like 10 times the size of people for no reason. And they just fuck with it. I told you I think of the story before, like, jellyfish become something else

as they age. What the fuck are you talking about? They become other things. What does that mean? I think jellyfish become anemones. They become anemones, I think. What? No way that's true. Yes, the jellyfish life cycle. Have you ever looked up? It's fucking crazy, dude.

Of course I haven't looked it up. It's, of course. Like, oh yeah, haven't you ever looked up jellyfish life cycle? You're going to be fucking blown away. Right now with Ramtruck's declaration of deals. I'll-qualified current FCA lessees get a low mileage lease on the 2026 RAM-500 Big Horn crew cab 4x4 for 369 a month for 39 months with 4,099 due at signing. Tax, title, license extra. No security deposit required.

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

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They become anemones Right Anemones Anemones Amines? Mind me momums So it starts off as an egg Then it turns into a

Punula Then it's attached polluna Then it turns into a polypip Then it turns into a budding polypip And then it Stop saying polypip It's polyp A polypip

And then it turns into An immature jelly than a big jelly than a medium jelly This isn't real though This is like No that's it No this is what people probably like

Thought jellyfish No Chris it happens They attach to things And they become jellies No Chris it's nah I'm not lying dude I just can't accept this as fact

They turn into polypips This is like This is like somebody coming to me And being like Hey by the way your accountant Used to be a fucking Puma, you know? No. Like, this is ridiculous.

No, it's crazy because that's how fucking wild aquatic life is, dude. I hate the aqua man. It doesn't, it doesn't abide by the same rule as anything that, like, they just don't, they don't got to, they built different from us. They don't got to live our rules. No, I want to water.

No, no. No, me Gusta aqua Animals No me Gusta No me This is fucking disgusting

I don't believe this By the way Like I don't Why do you think it's a lie Because it's just Fucking absurd Like like It's not absurd

Have you looked at an octopus Ever and been like Oh that makes sense Not an octopus Um Octopus is too of course But if you looked at a day It's like

Oh this is creation Makes sense only in this way No It's just But why do they become polypips? The fuck is this? I don't know. I think polyp-

That's just their life cycle. It's so crazy, dude. I can't fucking fathom. I hate that this information is just being thrown upon me in a live context. They can technically live forever, actually, yeah. Oh, my fucking God. I hate the shit.

They are called biologically immortal. Biologically immortal. Yep. What the fuck does that mean? They, they go through the state of their life so constantly, but it's the same one. No, they have to die. So, like, they die. No, they can die, but they don't have to die.

No, they got to have to die. No, bro. That's not fair, bro. That's crazy, right? That's not fair, bro. That's why they, that's why scientists that look at, like, do like neurosurgery. Look at some freaking, what you call it? Um, jellyfish and octopus is like that.

Because they can fucking technically live for long times. It's disgusting, right? This can't be every jellyfish, though. This is like a specific jellyfish. No, that's the jellyfish. That's that creature. But how are my, Chris, why are you fighting this? Does every jellyfish become a polypip?

I just, I have, I'm having such a rough time accepting this. This is true, dude. It may not make sense, but it's true. This is like finding out as a 27-year-old man, Santa's real and he's a rapist. This is like traumatizing and disappointing.

No, this is insightful, dude. I don't even like shit that lives in the water, but like, this is crazy. What the fuck? This comforts you? It doesn't come from me.

No, no, no, never said the word comfort, never went there. I just said it's insightful. It's kind of amazing. Oh my God.

I don't feel happy that you can do that. Yeah, the fucking financial crisis of 2008 is kind of amazing as well. No, no, it's not. It's astounding.

It doesn't instill me with any, any insight. The financial crisis of 2008 is kind of amazing. It is, man. Guys, look it up. Jellyfish technically are immortal.

I got to see a video of this. Otherwise, I'm not going to believe it. I'm looking at diagrams and, like, big deal. Like, I've seen pictures of fucking men with dog heads drawn on fucking Egyptian walls. And, like, I mean, to me, that's just as... It's so disrespectful.

I got to see a video. I got to see a video of this fucking jellyfish spawn. They describe them as spawning. I fucking hate that. Yeah, dude. They're fucking crazy. They're really, really insane. I remember I found this out when I was in like ninth grade and I was like, whoa, that's amazing.

I must have not been paying attention. Let's take a look at the incredible life cycle of a jellyfish. For consistency, we're going to be using images that fuck you, but, blah, blah, blah. Life begins the egg. Yeah. Okay, big fucking deal. Not breaking any new ground there. Jellyfish babies, plenuna larva.

No. No, they can't. Yeah. That's not fair, man. Like, I don't like this. I feel like totally jipped. Yeah, humans are really like, we're really smart and stuff. And we're good at like running for a long time.

But that's it. This jellyfish never dies. Let's move on to questions. Can any animal run, can most animals, can animals run longer than humans? Or like, are we the longest running animals? I think, forces can run longer than we can, right? It's, it's cheetahs. No, no, no.

longer. We can run longer than a Tida can run faster. Yeah, we can. No. You just can't run max speed for very long and they overheat. So they can run longer. No, they can't. They can't run max speed longer, but they can run longer.

No, because dogs can't even. Dogs can run for a pretty long time naturally. No, but dogs... Yeah, no, I guess you're right. Horses may be, right? Horses definitely, right? Like, that's the reason why we use them. But they're fast, so that's why you use them.

And they're stronger. But they can also run for a very, very long time. I guess. I play video games. No. I play video games. I know horse mechanics. My horse never runs out of stamina.

Yo, Roach never got tired once, all I'm saying. Yeah. Never once got tired. All I'm saying. Exactly. So, like, well, I would imagine it goes horse, then probably, well, I mean, like, what's run, like, is a snail running by its perspective? Shut up. You know, like, how fast, like, how fast does a sloth think it's moving?

Yo, I'll tell you one thing that will... A sprinting sloth? Horse is the number one. You're right. You're right, right. I knew it. Just intuitively. What's the next one?

Humans and then dogs. And then... And then... And then camels. Camels, then antelope, then ostrich and shit like that. I've never seen a camel running. Camel is always like walking silently with a swammy. They're trotting.

I've seen them like... trot it a little bit, but not like, not like fucking horse take off, you know? Do camels race? Like, do they have, like, do they have, camel race? If they don't have horses to race out there, so they're going to have to have camel races. They have horses out there? No. In the desert?

There's no horse in the desert. Yeah, there are. No. What? There's no desert. I can be wrong. I'm going to take a step back before I get on top of a mountain and I get proved wrong. No, you're probably right.

Let me see desert horses. It is going to be fucking camels. Yeah, no, because. Yeah, no, you're probably right. I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. Like every single scene of everything. There are desert horses. You are right.

Really? Yeah, there are desert horses. I was just disagreeing just by nature. Just by nature. Ew, this thing looks so fucking gross. No one of they choose camels. No, they look like horses. They look fine.

They look like horses, but they look thirsty, which is like the, thirsty is like the least appealing emotion for any animal to have. They look like thirsty horses. Why do you look so fucking thirsty? I don't know. Like, I just, I don't like when beings are thirsty. It's a very unbecoming.

Where they're from is my question? Desert horses. The desert. Which desert, Christopher? They're not in every, you know, gonna go through Nevada and see a bunch of fucking horses running around? Maybe, actually. I don't know.

You probably would, actually. Maybe, I don't know. I caught myself, okay? That's probably the most likely desert. So it's in Africa. They're from southern Africa. And Nevada. And Nevada.

And Southern America too clearly. This is like these horses are in Africa and Nevada. Not anywhere. They're not in Arizona. Never go to Arizona. They were never transported anywhere. Never. They're not Rome anywhere.

They're just these two places. But the reason I say that the Cheetah and the reason I thought the cheetah would would be the fastest because there was that story in 2013 about the the cheetah that ran like from i think it was from uh zanzibar to um i think new jersey you're telling me there's a homeward bound cheetah he's a cheetah that fucking got to jersey it got to jersey just to go to six flags that's it he wanted to eat that old man It's like, wow, that's like a lively spry elder. Oh, my God.

Could you imagine a cheetah does that? I mean. Like, it gets like a chosen idea and it's like, the cheetah gets his first coherent idea. And it's like, I'm going to eat this person. So it's like. This person, by the way, that he would have no idea exists because like he wouldn't, he wouldn't be sitting watching six flags commercials anywhere.

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion 1. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow, Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. In the middle of the fucking Nambi Desert. And he's just like, I'm going, I'm getting him.

I'm going to get him. He's mine. That's a real fucking thing. I fucking hate. That reminds me of that story about that robot that got beat the fuck up when it was trying to go across the country. Yo, when it got to Boston, they fucked it up, dog. I think it got, I don't think it was Boston.

It was it? Boston and they beat its eyes. That is the most sick shit ever, dude. That is some suckage. That robot's gonna, that robot's gonna fucking become the rule of the world. It's gonna kill humanity. It was, it was Philadelphia. Because of course it was.

Yeah, it got to Philadelphia. Okay, so the hitchbody, the hitchhiking robot that successfully traveled, this is amazing too, by the way. Successfully traveled around the German. Canada and the Netherlands was destroyed Saturday in Philadelphia. This thing traveled across

several countries and the moment it got to the U.S., it was its days were numbered. Like, wow. We're so volatile, dude. We're definitely like the most volatile people on the planet. No, we're not the most, but we're definitely like up there. We're definitely top three.

We abuse life that isn't alive, dude. Let's be real. You think it would have been fine in South America Absa fucking Luli not. Yeah, it would have. I think the people in South America would have been like, what is that incantation?

They would have recruited it for a gang, and it would have been a gang bang. It would have been something from Chappie. It would have been selling Coke or some shit like that. No. Ew, this thing is very assaultable, though. Like, I'm looking at a picture of it now. It's, no, look up,

uh, hitchbot. It can't be that bad. It is very, now that I'm looking at it, it really is like a very abysable. Because you're an American, that's why you want to hurt it. Well, I'm not saying that as an American.

I'm saying that as like a, maybe a New York or maybe. Oh, yo, that's a stash as a robbable creature. Holy shit. Right? That Hitchpot is going to be the thumbnail into this episode.

You know, the fact, though. Look at the condition they left it in, bro. Yo, they pulled it in. They dismembered him. They dismembered him like he stumbled upon a fucking cartel. Dog. It was like he walked into the wrong. area and a gang really put the beats on him bro he looked like he walked into the wrong area of

fucking mordor dude like this thing is not this isn't just abused this is disassembled that is destroyed they destroyed him poor soul look at look at his smug it look at this smug asshole though like sitting in a chair like on the side of the road of course he got abused he's not even smug he looks like a dude he looks like a like a i don't even know Like, just, there's something very just, like, let's be real. Hold on, sweetie. Like, I would have drew the N-word on him immediately. I would have drawn to N-word on him.

Like, I would have, like, gave him a little cup in his hand and would have said to N-word. Or what, I would have gave him, like, a clan outfit or something like that. Like, I would have done some fuck shit. But let's be real. You see this in a video game. You shoot it. No. Okay.

You're just lying to me. No. I don't know why you'd lie to me. Why would I hurt him? Why would you lie to me? Why would I hurt him? Why wouldn't you hurt him? Why would I hurt him?

because he's hurtable I have you know I play several video games I have the choice to hurt people and I choose not to often mostly because the police will come in and get involved

but either way it doesn't even do a good job of like pretending to be human you know it's such obvious it's so obviously like not really we're not gonna get a fucking

sentence dude oh my god a few okay this is okay guys so everyone one moment I somehow went on a rabbit hole and ended up looking at like sex dolls

have you seen a modern sex doll? Yeah. That shit is uncanny. I, okay, so hold on. Full disclosure. I haven't looked this up since, because a couple years ago,

Lacey and I went to an actual like sex robot factory. We shot like a little, like a little video there about like how they make it. So I've actually seen this, like these places where they make them. But that was like two years ago.

So like I don't even know. Like what would you type in like modern? Yeah. Sex doll. Yeah, modern sex doll. Yeah, modern sex. this becoming a Google episode. We're just Googling random shit.

This is what happens when Derek's not here. There's no order. It just becomes Google. No, it becomes pretty much when we're at our house and we're just looking at a bullshit like, yo, do you see this, man? Yeah, this is actually just straight up the closest you'll ever get. Everybody listening to this, this is basically what living with us is like. Yo, do you see that, bro?

Okay, so wait, which one? Realistic sex doll can smile, moan, and even hold a conversation. See, that last part I don't want. Yeah, that's why I'm getting a sex though. Yeah, exactly. June 20th, 2020. That's the most recent article that I found. Okay, so I'm on the page right now where it has them.

It's called Rosemary Doll. And let's see, there's spring. There's a spring sale, so there's a bunch of on sale in particular. There's a steam summer sale on the fucking. Let's see how much they cost. Okay. So there's a male one. He's over $1,000.

There's a bunch of... So they're ranging... So the range I'm seeing from like 1,700 to like I'm definitely not making an account. No, thank you. I'll be real, dude. These still don't really do anything for me. Like, I'm looking at these and I'm like,

I wouldn't... I still wouldn't be tempted. I wouldn't fuck one of these because of the fact that I can... I can't bring myself to pay for sex. I can't. In any form or fashion, I just can't bring myself to pay the facts for sex. But at the same time, these things look way too real. You do. You do pay.

for sex, though. And not, you're right, you're actually right fundamentally, but, like, you know what I mean. I know what you mean. I don't know if I would agree, though, that it matters at that point, you know. Stop. Stop. You're just making me really angry. And I'm just going to become a way worse person to my girlfriend.

Yeah. No, I wouldn't, I wouldn't pay for it either. But that's, that's convincing. That's scary, actually. These are terrifying. terrifying, dude. There's one that's genuinely scary. Okay, never mind.

I'm going to stop. These are terrifying. I felt like credit card levitating out of my wallet. I feel the money I have that's not much already being like, hey, dude, you could write this off, right? Imagine, imagine, imagine everybody gets their stimulus and like, everyone, everyone gets one of these things. Everyone with these big ass boxes. Like, hey, would you get, nothing? What did you get?

The issue is, see, that's the thing, too. It's like, if you get a box that big, it can only be a desk or a person. You know, those are the only two things that come in boxes like that. So, like, you couldn't hide it. Where would you even put it? Like, there's no comfortable place to put that. I don't know what I would do. I don't know what I would do with that because, like, that's a slippery slope, you know?

What? Hiding a human body, like somewhere in your house. No, a sex dog. That's slippery slow. To me, that's the slippery slow. That's the start. That's the start. That's the start.

Are you doing some other shit? Maybe. But the more concerning one is the more concerning mental thing that I worry about this is you have your sex doll. Right. Now you have to like, you have to kind of get accustomed to the premise of hiding a human body in your house in a way. in a way that no one can find it, which is like not a skill that I think most people should even remotely try to acquire.

But imagine getting that. Because like, I open my door one day and I come out of my room and I don't put it away. And then you guys are like, you're like, yo, dude, who fuck's in your room? What do you mean? Who fuck's in your room, man?

That's not Lily, dude. Who the fuck is, what are you doing, man? Are you fucking, you're rolling out, man? Like, what's going on? Don't worry about it. sex doll. You're like, what? Okay.

What? Okay, hold on a second. Would it be worse? So hold on. You're seeing somebody. Okay. You leave it in your bed. You go out into the kitchen to rehydrate or something.

I have to refuel. I wake up. I walk out of my room. I look to my room. I look to my left. If somebody in your bed is clearly not Lily. Is it worse for it to be a sex doll or someone else? Definitely someone else.

good that's the right answer definitely tell tell your girlfriend to skip to this part of the to the no no but like let's go to questions let's get some questions all right let's go to questions uh Nikki Ziggy wrote in she says hello my compadres I've just started branching out when it comes to gaming I'm a Nintendo girl and grew up oh is one of one of our few female listeners somehow was still around after this conversation. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Nintendo Girl grew up with older systems

and I really only play Mario and Zelda games. After Breath of the Wild, I had friend tell me about Monster Hunter series and the new game coming out for the Switch. I think that's Rise. Monster Hunter Rise. And I wanted to ask you if I should get it. While you've had many gaming rants,

I don't recall hearing much or anything about Monster Hunter as a franchise, thanks for taking my money and providing a service of laughs and occasional advice with love Nikki. So that's, uh, I don't know, man. Like, I have very little experience with Monster Hunter. I, I have played Monster Hunter in the world. World is amazing. I love that game. Um, Monster Hunter, the original rise. It has a lot of new, like, vertical mechanics. Before you

couldn't, like, shoot your, like, your fucking thing. You had, like, a graphic hook in a new one. So you can, like, jump around. You can traverse the map in a different way. Um, excuse me. My problem is that like with the switch you can only get a Monster Hunter game that looks so good and for me after playing World World World is stunning looking so like I just I can't go back

I can't do the whole graphics like the grade thing but it is if you like Monster Hunter in general it's a great game for you you'll enjoy it if you like the ultimate then go for it I just I can't go back to looking sort of like a handheld video game

you know like it is because Monster requires so much to be rent at the same time. Yeah. They just can't make one that looks like particularly amazing. I would say, because Nikki apparently plays like pretty much Mario and Zelda stuff. Like Breath of the Wild seems like,

from what she's saying, it sounds like Breath of the Wild is probably like the most advanced game that she's played. I say this as somebody who plays a lot of video games, who's played a lot of pretty hardcore stuff. I find Monster Hunter, really inaccessible like personally like I I can't figure it out

the tutorials are way long and way drawn out and like really cumbersome but that was world so like I don't know anything about Rise I heard a lot of people like Rise people like Monster Hunter a lot in general like it's like I think it's like one of the top franchises like in the world right now

so I don't think you would be I don't think it would be a bad call to try out Rise I think from what I've heard like a little bit more accessible than than World was. I think it has to be if it's on the Switch. Yeah, World is way.

It's a Monster Hunter Players game. Yeah. I should actually just jump into it. Maybe World was just too much for me. Maybe I'll jump into Rise. Road is a good game, man. If you can get past the, like, the,

it's a vast game. You can pass the vastness of the game, you'll really enjoy it. It's so much, it's so peaceful. It's like, you and your cat, let's go fuck up a monster. I just don't play games for peace. You know, like,

I don't seek peace in video games, like, ever. Like, that's why I don't play Minecraft or, like, you know, Mother Teresa Simulator 2020. You don't, they're, video games aren't an escape for you. Huh? They're not an escape for you then. No, they're not.

Like, video games are, uh, well, I think it's an escape. It's just a different type of escape. It's like, I want to be excited. Like, it's, like, the same reason you go to an amusement park. It's like, I don't want to go to an amusement park to, like, sit in a meadow and watch a deer play a fucking fucking satar

as like flower petals swirl around him like I don't give a shit about that like I'm not here to meditate I'm here to like look at cool shit and participate in cool shit and I know Monster Hunter has that obviously it's a fucking monster hunting game but it's just it's always been like very vast

to me I think the open world nature of it in general just gets tedious like I'm kind of sick of open world games to the point where like if I hear something is open world it's immediately like another one of these sometimes it'll like a game will like surprise me

like obviously death stranding was open world and I loved it goes to Tsushima is fucking amazing but yeah I would say if you like those kinds of games and you have friends who are willing to kind of like if you have friends who are into it

that's probably like the best thing to do because it's it's very easy to get into stuff when your friends are into it for sure for sure So yeah, fuck it. Try out Rise. And right in again, let us know how you like it because I don't know.

Like, I got a lot of games that I'm looking at. Like, Odd World comes out tonight, and I'm really excited. It comes out tonight? It comes out tonight. And it's free on PlayStation. It is. I forgot. That's crazy.

So jumping into that, like, immediately after this is done. But, uh, okay, what do we got next? The Dude Slayer rode in. Whoa. Dude. Hello. A manifestation of humanity's ego, tall man, and the sin of lust's little brother. One of those is not here today.

But we will answer your question nevertheless. What is the worst advertisement you've ever seen? Mine is a porn ad with this one larger chick on it that is so strangely proportioned that the first couple times I saw it, I just stopped beating it and went to do anything else to shake me of what I had just seen. porn ads are uniquely bad because I feel like that is

that is a situation any situation where you were seeing a porn ad is a situation where you're probably like the least likely to buy anything. Yeah. So like I just don't even understand them as a premise. Like I don't think I've ever seen a porn ad and been like, oh, let me click that.

It's always been like... I think we've built up our resilience to it because of the fact that we've been doing it since we were little so we couldn't buy anything we were a little. Maybe. But like people when you're when you're already in whenever you're already All your blood's away from your brain and you're your you're your stupidest form you know you're in your dumbest form at that moment So for some people that like we didn't have when they were little for them

It's like what I can get more porn here and they like put their shit in and like oh this ad's great But for us like I can't buy this I never made able to buy this The thing that's so funny about those ads is is that they're at like Right now with Ram Trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, get a low-mileage lease on the 26, RAM-1500-Big Horn crew cab, 4x4 for 369 a month, for 39 months, with 4,099 due at signing. Tax, title, license extra, no security deposit required. Call 1-877 RAM, 5722 for lease details.

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22. 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is

always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. for an office near you. I don't know how to describe it other than it's like, it's like every porn ad I've ever seen is like an anime fight sequence sped up a little bit. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, they're always like played really fast and they're kind of like a lot going on. Yeah, they're like played at like 1.5 speed.

So like everyone's moving like a little unnaturally and like you see shit that's like this, this woman is getting. hurt. Like this is like not okay. Like none of this is normal. This isn't natural. Like why the fuck did it's a lot. Stop. It's a lot. But uh, I gotta say the fucking, you're hurting her. The worst ads, I fucking hate that head on ad. Do you remember that head on? Head on. Apply directly to the forehead. Head on. Head on. Apply directly to the forehead. It was just, or those like lawyer commercials were like back where we grew up. Oh yeah. It was like, do you have mesothelio? from fucking...

From the measles for the measles shot? Was it the measles shot or the mumps shot or something like that? It was just literally anything. It's like, did you get... Did you contract mesotheloma from the Mumford and Suns show at the fucking Mid-Hudson Civic Center? You might be eligible for compensation. And it's like... Did you get the mumps from eating a strawberry in the 70s?

Well, guess what? You are entitled to money. And it's like, what? Did you get tricky? Williamsburg disease from remembering 9-11 we got a number that you can call and it's like holy god it's those are the ones that i i think of when i think of like the most annoying what are what oh my god i did a video on on these too but like the the anytime like a company tries to do like meme ads like anytime they're like hey hey here's fucking wendy's doing like

some fucking horrible that what was it it was like um eats cheese like a boss like a boss yeah I remember it's got like the impact font on top and bottom and you just you just want to cry um dude oh my god what's my least favorite I don't know I haven't watched TV in a long time

yeah my god for me the fucking ads for the e-shows because my girlfriend unfortunately is a girl and uh we'd watch the entertainment sometimes and they'd be like the fucking Kardashians that are arguing each other and then it'd be like the cut of like one of them saying something they like cuts

and it's like tune in next episode of Kardashians Kim's being a, Kim's a riot and Chloe's doing this I'm just like this is so stupid why do you care about this and then Millie's like

oh my God I can't wait to watch it I'm just like where am I? What are we doing here? Can't wait to watch Kim Kardashian just just fucking exist on screen basically It's, it is wild.

I wish I was an inth as rich as she was, bro. What? I wish it was an inf, like a ninth of her richness. I would change the world. I would change the world. How would you spend, if you found a bag with like, I don't know, two million dollars in it. Two million? Yeah.

Okay. What would you do? Okay, too many. If I found a bag of two million dollars in it at first. You can't kill yourself. I can't kill my... Immediately kill myself. I would take the money.

I'd be like, yo, I'd bring it home. I'd be like, guys, I found a lot of money. And you'd be like, what are you talking about? I'd say some dumb shit. I'd be like, I would take out stacks. And I would start dropping them on a phone. I'd be like, what are we going to do with this? First, I would send some money home to my grandma.

Obviously, I'd help on my sister. They don't need it because they're monetarily sound. If I be like, you should probably keep that yourself. Yeah. I don't know. I'd look for a house. I'd look for a big enough house that we could put a down payment on

and then like afford it would just it'd be a fucking it'd be like a fucking like a streamer house but it'd be like all my friends I would love that I would buy like like a building like an apartment building and just like rent out only only the apartments for us we'd knock down whole floors I'd knock down whole floors and it'd be like this

where someone lives like the tree house and freaking kids next door I would get I would get a go cart and then and that's it. That's it. I would just, I don't know. That's it.

Pay for school and stuff. Yeah. That's about it. Yeah. Maybe some drugs. See, the thing is, I'm not returning that money. Like, no way in hell.

Like, I'll... It depends on who it belongs to. No. Depends. It doesn't matter. No, because, like, no one's just dropping $2 million and not noticing unless they deserve to lose it.

Like, in my opinion. Like, if it's like, if it's like, uh, like $9,000, I'll be, like, all right, I'll take this to the police because like, I don't know what the fuck this is, but this is like, $9,000 is like, I don't, I couldn't, I couldn't give back $9,000, you know, because that's, that's, that's the amount of money, that's the amount of money that like,

this is just a freak something. And the person that had this money was trying to get away, clearly. That's $9,000. Maybe, but it's, like, this belongs to an organization or someone that will notice is it's gone. No, but that's the thing. It's like if they lost it, they would notice already. Like, they would have noticed.

That's true. You know? But, like, nine grand is like, fuck, you know? That's like a person's money. That's like a relatively average person's money. Yeah. I think. Like, a millionaire's not dropping nine grand, probably.

I don't know, man. That's crazy. You see, that's, like, the morality of, like, oh, should I do the right thing? I should do the wrong thing. Because, like, that much money would, like, that much money would, like, that much.

money would be able to help me out a lot in life. But at the same time, like, what if that's for, like, what if that $9 million is going to be spent on actually find a cure for cancer? Like, what, like, what, like, what if, like, what if, like, you know, like, you can't, you can't tell what anything's happening, you know, like, you're just like, oh, I'm just going to take this. And I'm like, ah, man, I'm going to do shit. I think they cured cancer already.

I think they did too. Yeah. There's no way. Like, so much money goes to this fucking research shit. You probably just have to stick your head in a microwave for, like, a couple seconds. I thought that's not what happens. It's not good. But I, in my heart of hearts, believe that a lot of the shit that we, like,

have to deal with problematic-wise, we cured a long time ago. It's just, the organizations are making so much money off keeping them, keeping them around. And it's like, oh, yeah. These are the conspiracy theories that you come to us for. Yeah, man. I also could, we always spoke about

this one before. This is a classic one in our house. But if someone, if it came to light that the moon landing was fake, I'd be like, oh, yeah, okay. we're all everyone in our house agreed with that that was so crazy we're like yeah that yeah i can understand that being not real yeah like it's one of those things we're like i i think the moon landing happened but if somebody came up to me and it was like

hey i think the moon landing's fake and they like showed me i don't know like it would have it would have to be some it wouldn't even have to be particularly convincing relatively concrete not even concrete it's like you know it is it's you know what it is it's that the the validity of the moon landing has such little impact on my life in any conceivable way that like I'll believe whatever it will take to have people stop telling me about it

you know like just don't don't confront me about the moon landing I don't care I don't care it's Photoshop they did on a soundstage okay man fine the Soviet Union is gone now though so like whatever we did it worked and that's that's just that You know? It's just one of those things. It's like I, it's just an easy thing to believe that the moon landing could be.

Yeah. Yeah. You know. Or like or like, or like, uh, J.F.K was killed by the CIA, which I think is just obvious. I think that's a fact, but like, we should stop saying that. Yeah. We just don't say that much more. And by the CIA, I mean the central intelligence agency.

You are putting my life in danger. Please stop. Please stop doing that. I don't believe that. You have endangered the. lives of your friends and those close to you. Did you imagine this that red down on my forehead? It's a joke.

Games. Game. Oh my God. All right. Cataclysmic cunt fucked. It's his name. Fantastic. This person's name.

Hello, Christian, Denmark, and other. Would you, what would you do if you found out that flat earthers are right and the earth is not round? This is another one of these things. I'd feel betrayed. This is different. This is different than the moon landing mean fake because this has a dramatic impact

on like how I even perceive reality. Well, if the earth is flat, that means scientifically, like science-wise, we're wrong about how gravity works. Yeah. So that whole concept is gone.

That already, that already, so gravity is like one of the fundamental forces, like one of the four, that's out the window. That don't work the way I know no more. So that means that I've also been to Europe and I've seen the curvature of the planet before it. Yeah. So that's a lot for me to deal with because that means that what the fuck.

Yeah, that means it's just everything's a lie at that moment and I got to figure out and I got to find the truth and I don't know how to start looking for the truth. The issue with like the flat earth thing, right, is that the second, the second, if it, if it's true that the earth is flat, and like, we're not entertaining this, but, like, hypothetically, in a world where this was true, that would mean that for whatever reason, like, every GPS was just designed to, like, just pretend the earth was around. And I would always just imagine, the thing that would always be coming to my mind is, like, why are we lying about that?

Yeah, like, like, what's the reason for that? If the earth was flat, surely we would just be like, the earth is flat. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, get a low mileage lease on the 26, RAM-500 Big Horn crew cab, 4x4 for 369 a month, for 39 months, with 4,99 due at signing. Tax, title, license extra, no security deposit required. Call 1-877-RAM 5722 for lease details. Requires dealer contribution and lease through Stalantis Financial. Current vehicle must be registered to consumer at least 30 days prior to lease to qualify.

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$1.20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to $20 billion. 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.

If it is and they're saying it's round, that means there's a reason why they're pretending it's round and I don't know what that reason could possibly be and that scares me. And like what's the, like, what do you feel? What do you feel? Like when you watch a ship set sail and it goes below the horizon, what happens to the ship then? Like, what does that mean? Like it's so many questions that come from that one. It's like what I've, when you see the curvature of the planet, when they're in space, when you're in space and you look at the plant, have we only explored one side and there's a dark side of the fucking Earth?

Is that what it is? Yeah, like, I don't understand how it. I don't know. That just leads to the problem. And also just like what's underneath it, you know, like, it's too much. It's just a huge fucking, it's a huge mess the second that the validity of the shape of the earth gets questioned. like I don't have time for that you know

I just don't I don't got it I don't got the mental faculties to handle a the life altering situation like that I don't even know I don't even I that's that's what happens that's one of those things

where you figure out or like in a middle in the middle of school you figure out you've been going to school with like lizard people the whole time and you had no clue your life is just the Truman show

at that point you go to a high school reunion and a girl you had a crush on the lizard And you're like, Yeah. I slept with you. And you're like, yeah.

What? It's too much. It's just too much. You can't open a can of worms like that. Yeah. Honestly, though, like if that was the case, I would probably still keep pretending the earth was around.

Because that's a reality splitting, you know, like that's just too much. It's like a Christian actually finding out God's not real. It's like, that's too much to deal with at one time. I gotta like get eased into it. Yeah. Or or worse, finding out that God was real, but he just dipped, you know.

Like, I always imagine the earth has like, or like even just our existence as like, if there is a god, it's probably like he was like, it's the equivalent of like a kid making like a fucking paper mache volcano in second grade and then like, you know, like look what I made. It's like, oh, that's interesting. You made a fucking existence. That's cool. Uh, fucking Jared Jesus over here made. fucking, you know, a quantum dilating penguin god or something.

Something that's like unfathomable. And then our god was just like, oh, man, that is cool. And then he puts his fucking little volcano away. And it's just like stowed away in some attic somewhere, just collecting dust. Like whenever I go through my boxes like of childhood shit and I'm like, oh, look, the Lego man I made that like, for some reason kept intact, I imagine that that's us. If there is like a god. I feel like God was making paper airplanes

And he just kept making him And one of them was us And we flew for a little bit But we crashed And he has one that's like doing real good That comes back to his hand And he's like this one is great I love this one

That one's fine I guess Yeah he doesn't keep too many tabs on it It's like an ant hill It's like you just kind of haven't Just to forget about it really You pour water down and eventually You know watch ants drown eventually Is that what people do with the ant-harns?

I knew a kid that did that That's fucking I also knew a kid that would actually fucking like burn them magnifying glass. I did that once. I don't know why people did that. I did that once because I saw it in like a show and I was like, is that real?

And I tried it and it didn't work. So like I must have it worked before. You probably had one of those fake at school magnifying glasses. I've seen like one of the real ones and like the ones have like the fucking bold ass fucking like one of the stolen from school magnifying guys. I feel like every kid did that. Took one and like, I want to see like I'm like a lazy wheel myself and it doesn't work. Yeah, I don't know where I got it from.

I saw one of the kids do that. I was like, that's fucked up. That's really fucked up. Why are you doing that? And he was just like, hey, it's fun. Isn't it fun? I'm like, whoa, okay. The suburbs are a scary place, clearly.

Yeah, the suburbs are fucking wrong. Everything, because it's just like, it's all of the mental instability of a city, but like it's still somehow isolated. it's like a very it's like a very bizarre fucking thing suburbs don't live in suburbs guys don't live in them

retired to them but don't live in them either either live in a city or live in like the middle of nowhere like those are the only two acceptable places to live living in the suburbs is like you want to have your cake you need it to and you fucking can't you won't have either of them you won't have the cake won't be able to eat it too

you won't have eat it too at all you can't have eat it too your kid's just going to be some American horror story fucking weirdo and like that's all you're going to have The kid's gonna grow. See, the thing is it's like living in the middle of the nowhere

that breeds skill, you know, like you might not be, you have the most intelligent kids, you know, you're not going to be like super, super smart, but they're going to be really fucking capable, you know? Yeah. And they're going to have like a lot of like really valuable skills.

In the city, you're going to know people. You're going to understand how to communicate. You could probably get like really far just by talking to people and like having no redeeming qualities whatsoever. The story of a lot of people's lives I know. The, yeah, me. The suburbs, though, the suburbs though are, is like, Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals,

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Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one.

20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm,

thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. It's just you don't get any of that. You just get like, you're like a, you know how to do everything, kind of, but you don't know how to do any of it well. You know, like, they're like,

how do I explain my existence as suburbs? It was just like, The suburbs are scrambled eggs. Just like the most weird experience ever. It was so strange moving there. I came from New York City and I was just like, what the fuck is this? Yeah, because you lived in like a proper suburb too, like a proper like an actual community where like you had sidewalks. Yeah, we had sidewalks where I lived in my little fucking area because I moved from New York to Poughkeepsie.

And I was like, Poughkeepsie is a little weird from me. York, I thought there's a lot of crackheads, but whatever, you know, the crackheads exist everywhere. Then I moved from Peksy to Fishkill. And that was jarring. Because I was just like, why does no one look like me or sound like me? Yeah. No one. Yeah, because where I lived, there was like, there was no sidewalks.

And like, there were houses around, but like it was, it was more middle of nowhere than it was suburbs. Like, you couldn't like reliably, like, go on a stroll, really. Like it was like you lived you lived where because where I lived was a forest before I moved there Because I remember you guys there was just trees where I I live Because I think I told I told you guys I feel like I told jalen that one time And you guys are coming to get me and I was like I live there he was like there's no there's no buildings there There's just forest he was like no I live there and he was like that's impossible That's impossible do you live in a forest

You live in the fucking cabin in the woods Dude, and then like Just don't live in the suburbs, man It's living in the middle of nowhere Get strong kids I can lift cows and shit like that Don't get liberal arts fucking Wanna be YouTuber kids

You know, just get Get strong Strong kids or get like real street Smart savvy kids Don't get the fucking in betweenies You know Those are the only two valid forms of life Exactly

Yeah Uh Holman Brown 98 wrote in. He says, Dear Overexposed, Middle Gray, and underexposed. What is something you enjoy, be it a hobby or anything, that others find

nonsensical? For me, it's my love of photography. I have three cameras now, many roles, shot abs looking into developing and printing in a dark room. However, many people have said, why, when digital is so much easier, but I personally like

the process of developing film. I would say editing probably Like I wouldn't say people think editing is nonsensical But people definitely like don't have a proclivity for it And it's like very tedious Like a lot of a lot of YouTubers like And in fairness like it's probably just due to YouTube's ridiculous demand

For just the amount of content that people need to make to stay relevant People are most people pay editors I'm trying to edit I'm literally like I'm trying to learn how to edit and I'm upset because you're not around as soon as I start like trying to make content I'm like it would be great if Chris would just show me how any of this works but it's so it's super fucking

it's just like you record 15 minutes of video and you go like I'm gonna cut down maybe two minutes and it's like five hours of editing work and you're like what the fuck is this dude this is not how this is not worth it it can't be worth it it is worth it I guess by the final product but like most

most people don't do their own editing now most people hire out I have toyed around with that idea but I still I've handed off projects to other people and it's done fine well enough and I could probably do way better than I'm doing if I just bit the bullet and did that but I also like editing a lot

so like I feel like the fun reason I would do it you send off your videos if you edit and you edit other people's videos man so you get paid I guess but I like editing my own shit because I have like a better idea of like how it's gonna go

yeah everyone told me I have to learn how to edit myself before I start sending my videos off so I can explain what I want to be done, which sucks. Yeah. You should have some rudimentary idea of like how. It's not really that complicated. It's,

it's, um, it's almost like, uh, like kind of, I think of it kind of like graffiti and like stencils kind of where like the timeline is, it's almost like you're looking at like a stack of paper and like cutouts and like

painting to make something, but like instead of looking at it from overhead onto like what you're doing, it's like looking at it from the side. So like all the layers are like individual pieces of like kind of paper and you put one piece of paper over to like cover something and it's it's hard to explain. I thought about, you know what I thought about doing? I thought about like, and I don't know, maybe people in the audience can voice whether or not they'd be interested in this. I thought about doing like an editing kind of not class, but like, like, like kind of like a tutorial series

sort of on like on editing and like but yeah I don't know like it's just such a it would be such a bitch it'd be a good time

and I thought you can do that you can do that and actually enjoy it yeah I probably could I just have such a hard time like conveying things that I already understand to people who don't already

it's like trying to explain to somebody who's never who's never played video game how like control schemes were i understand it's weird what do i do i like lora i like reading lore a lot like that's my shit dude yeah and people are like why do you care so much about lore and i'm like it's so cool seeing how everything was or is that's why i spend like fucking like dude i i i've watched videos about like fucking like hallo kitty lore and i have never in my life cared about it's that's a little weird i just like lore i like the idea of i like the

idea of knowing worlds before the point in which my characters exist or the characters you play in it exist. So I really, really like lore. So, like, I've spent, like, I spent, like, six hours watching, like, fucking Lord of the Rings lore. And I'm just like, this is amazing. But that's not... Yeah, lore, lore is fun.

But I, I wouldn't say people think it's user. What do I do with people that? That's fucking easy. You shouldn't do that. What's the point of that? Other than, like, gaming and shit, I don't know. You know what I would say? What? It's not a hobby that you do. or anything like that

but you will like have multiple things playing at once like an insane person all the time like it's weird it is fucking really bizarre it's because you know you know why it's bizarre because you say like

oh I just absorb the information but then you go to retell it and it's all like it's always it's like it's a little bit muddled there's always something like way wrong like when you like when you were like did you guys see the last of us too movie trailer or whatever the fuck or the Last of Us trailer. I believe that was so because why would someone lie to me about that?

But nobody told, you know what it is? You probably like listened to a video where somebody mentioned a trailer for the Last of Us TV show and like you were probably listening to some other video like this thing is out now and it looks cool and you probably like merge them into one thought that like Frankenstein did this real thing that you thought was real. ADHD is definitely ADHD to like the Mth degree. I've had conversations. I have spoke to my girlfriend,

played Balders Gate, and listened to, like, a fucking podcast at the same time. And my girlfriend's like, how do you even know what's happening? And I was like 13 one time. And she was like, what the fuck? It's like nothing, nothing, honey.

I'm here. I'm here. I'm present. I wasn't present at all. I can't be present at all with that. Like, I got to like, I can listen to things in passing, but like I will definitely like,

miss a lot. Like, without a doubt. You know, it's really crazy. So when I, where people talk to me, right? I don't like, I usually try to wait until they're done, like, spilling their basis if it's something serious.

But I don't always respond because I think they're going to say more. I feel like most people don't finish their ideas. And then people are like, are you even listening? Are you going to say anything? And I'm like, huh? You're not, you're done talking? Like, yes, I'm done talking. It's like, you know, because your idea wasn't complete. I didn't

think that was like a finished idea or anything, but that's been happening so much, especially just the quarantines happened. I do the opposite. What? Where like, I will, if there is any amount of silence, I'll jump in because I don't like the sound of silence. I don't like the sound of, um, it's specifically like, I think it's just an editing thing

because I edit the podcast so much and literally just like, oh, there's silence here. I'm going to cut this out. So I like minimize the amount of silence as much as podcast. For when you edit your memories. In every conversation. You edit your memories. Your memories don't have points of silence. It's a constant stream of happening in your mind.

I don't compartmentalize well. Like, I can't do that. I can't do it. If I approach one thing a certain way, that's how everything's getting approached. You're walling. You're fucking trippid. I'm probably on the spectrum at some point, you know, like somewhere there. I feel like most people on this.

I feel like most genuinely funny people on the spectrum. I really actually believe that. Yeah, probably. Like the most hilarious we could think of a... Bill Bird, I love him, definitely somewhere on the spectrum. Definitely somewhere on the spectrum. Definitely. But yeah, let's move on.

Okay, let's my questions. What time are we at right now? Let me check. On mine, it says... 41. 41. Yeah, 41. So pretty quick, actually, it's going by.

It's just because we're just like, it's literally just shooting the shit at this point. Yeah. it's literally just we're hanging out the same shit at all we use Reese Rees Fuller wrote in he says hey you raunchy retarts I've been listening

I've been listening since the very beginning with uh wait hold on let me read this again yeah this is just like a bunch of nonsense Reese Fuller wrote in he says hey you raunchy retards I've been listening since the very beginning question

have you have any of you ever heard of Super Mega they're one of my favorite podcast and they would make great guests. Also, any of the old sleepy Kevin guys like Zach or Chris, keep up the good shit. You make my overnights a lot easier. Zach was our very first guest.

On the official start thing. Yeah, on the official show. I'm sure we'll have him on again at some point. But we have, we have like, so to answer your question, I know of Super Mega, I haven't, like, we interact on Twitter sometimes, but like I haven't spoken to them or like met him or anything. I know they used to edit for GameGrum. I think.

Oh, really? Yeah, they used to. But that was a while ago before they started doing their own thing or like while they were doing their own thing and then they split to like focus on it or something. But I wouldn't be opposed to having them on.

They're not like planned right now but like if we could, if we could get them on, that'd be cool. That'd be cool. That'd be cool. As far as sleepy cabin goes, we know we want to get Mick on.

We know we've talked about this publicly. Yeah, it would be cool to get Chris on also. So yeah. Wow as well actually. That whole group, that whole, everyone involving that group, even like, even Monica, like, I would have, I'd love to have any of them on the podcast. They're all just fucking hilarious people.

Yeah. I like all those guys a lot. The animators are just fucking really dope people. I miss them a lot. You know, and it sucks because even if, even in L.A., like I wasn't able to see him because the stupid, stupid, stupid pandemic. We're going to get the cure. Once we get the cure, we'll be immune to the T-virus and we'll be able to hang out with

our friends again. I can't wait, man. I really, like, I'm so. many content creators. I freaking like kale. All of them. Freaking Emette. I talk to all of them. And I'm like I would love this guys to have you guys over because we have a apartment that we don't use for anything. Yeah.

You can't have people over and show our house. That's what our pad is. We're like the hangout pad. But we can't. You can't because we're afraid we're gonna fucking kill each other. It's very disappointing. It's shadow. The shadow universe, man. But yeah, no, that'll definitely happen.

Unwelcome Go wrote in. What a name. I know. It says, Hello Hispanic Wizard, Master of Metal, and King Swin. Master of Metal is out sick. Everybody wish him well, by the way.

Everybody add them on Twitter and like it. Wish him well. I'm a first time patron and I've been enjoying your content a lot at work. I hope you have headphones. I beg. Yeah, I beg of you. My question is, what is something that one of your co-host does that you see as subhuman?

no ganging up on one person I kind of It was gonna be me in a pizza The pizza? Yeah the fucking what you call it The pepperoni pizza I knew Derek would have been like No don't fucking pineapple pizza

Derek would be like it's fucking sweet I hate him for that shit I think the fact that like I remember This is a memory that will never leave my head Which is astounding Because I forget so much of my own life But I'll remember this

until I die. I was showing, it was when one of Dave Chappelle's stand-ups came up. And I was like, you gotta, you gotta see this man. It's so good. Dave Chappelle's doing so well. This is such a great,

great stand-up special. And I showed it to you the first time you'd seen it and you just looked down at your phone the whole time and missed like 80 punchlines. I remember that whole entire special. That's what makes it crazy.

Because we watched it several times afterwards. I feel like that might. me. I don't know now. I can't, I can't remember when I got the pieces. It was, it was definitely that was the reason. What is, what is something, I don't know. I just, I'm so lethargic. I don't

give a shit about most things. So like, if you do something, I'd be like, eh, whatever. Are you going to talk about the time that I, I moved a cup? That shit bothered bothered me so much. So this was, we were

all at our friends Paul's house. and we were all heavily under the influence. It was like, let me set the scene for you. We're at our friend's Pulse House. We're all hudder around these tables. There's purple lights blaring on us. It's loud as fuck music. Everyone's screaming and doing bullshit.

And then all of a sudden I look over at Chris, and Chris has his hand under the table. And I see through table. And he's just making a cup move under the table. And I was like, what the fuck's going on? And I was like, I saw you do that. I saw you do that. And you were like, never mind, don't worry about it.

And for over a year, that shit's just been in my head just sitting in there, remembering like, oh, he moved a cup with his mind. Chris is special. Chris can do things that I, the other people can't do, but I don't want to bring it up anymore. It was literally just everybody was really high and I knew it. And I knew someone would notice and freak out about it. Right now with Ramtruck's declaration of deals, well qualified current FCA lessees, get a low mileage. lease on the 2026 RAM 1500 Big Horn crew cab four by four for three sixty nine a month for thirty nine months with four thousand ninety nine due at signing tax title license extra no

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Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. So I did it. I didn't. And bothered you for a whole year. It still bothers me. I didn't even. I didn't

even anticipate it bothering you for that long. I just thought it would freak you out that one night and it would be funny. It's one of those things. Because I've seen so much weird shit that I just like, instead of really like snapping about it, I'm like, I'm just going to put that in the back and try to remember that things like that

can possibly happen. So if it happens again, I don't freeze and fucking lose my mind. Yeah. That's a good rule of thumb in general. It's a coping mechanism, bro. Yeah. You got to seal things away. Deep, deep inside your heart. Never let your emotions out. Yeah. Your heart is, useless if it's running rampant.

Exactly, bro. The strongest warriors don't let things make them upset. They just suppress and suppress so they die from it. That's one of my favorite Brenda Song quotes. Brenda's London Tipton's quotes. The only trans person listening to this podcast. Oh, wow. So wow.

We're diverse. We are diverse. A diverse family is. Hello, you people. What do you mean you people? No. Long time listener, first time supporter. Thank you so much, dude. My question is a simple one. You can have one band or musical artists make a new album. Who do you choose? Personally, I'm torn between System of a Down and Queen. Also, if I can get a trans rights from you all, it would make my year. Trans rights. Oh, trans rights. Absolutely, dude. I have no idea. Well, you know, we can't. Absolutely, bud. trans rights. Is Bud, Bud's fairly gender neutral. I say,

I say dude, gender neutral too, because I call girls dude all the time, but a lot of girls I know don't like that. A lot of girls I know really don't appreciate it

being called dude. So I just say, but or friend. Yeah, dude is pretty, dude has excelled into this level of like gender neutrality, in my opinion.

It's just about there, but some people are like, it's like guys to me. You know, it's like, hey, guys. You know, it's like,

that doesn't mean literally everybody's a guy, but. Oh man I'm gonna I assume because This person says queen That she says that

Oh man I'm so bad with like pronouns and shit Especially if I don't know But I assume dead people qualify Yeah So I'm trying to think of like Oh my God Who's dead that I would want to maybe

Would it automatically be a good album Or would this be an album in general It would be just new material from that artist God damn Because I would say I would love Kanye to make a new good album. I wish Dr. Drew could come back

from the dead and make something really popping. I wish Jeff Kaye come back from the dead and make album about who shot him. He'd make so much fucking money. It's just one track called It was this person. It was the CIA.

They did this to me. It's just an audio recording. It's like when you used to download stuff off LimeWire. you'd be like, oh man, I can't wait to listen to fucking Let's Start a Riot by Three Days Grace And it's just JFK saying these are the people who did this to me. Oh my God, you know how many times I've downloaded things on fucking limewar and I got shit up gay porn?

And I was just like, this is just so annoying. It'd be the same scene over and over again. It'd be the scene of that old guy. It'd be like the fucking foursome of the old guys like all on top of each other. Oh, my God. It'd be that one scene. I'd be like, bro, I'm just sick of this. I know what they'd look.

like I can point those guys out now. That's how many times I've seen them. I never got that. I always just got the clip of Bill Clinton being like, I did not have sexual relations with that woman. And I'm like, damn it, this isn't 21st century breakdown.

This isn't rising against whole album. God damn it. This is an appeal to reason or fucking black parade. That'd be me. That'd be me. God damn it. I wanted to get fucking the Tokyo drift dream song. Not some guy freaking happened.

a clan preaching shit all I wanted was the sufferer and the witness and I got space jam in reverse lime wire was insane like I understand like this is ancient for a lot of people a lot of people a lot of people listening to this probably like have no even inkling of what limewire is I'm sure there are some older people who do but like lime wire was the fucking wild west it was imagine if you could like go to the official art artist on Spotify. Like, imagine if you, you were, like, really into, like, Lonadale Ray or something. And you went to, like, Lonadale Ray's, like, Spotify.

And you clicked up, you tried to click on one of her songs. And it was the, it was, the official page as far as you know, as far as you knew. And you got, like, audio from the first drone strike in fucking Uzbekistan. Or, like, or, like, or, like, Osama bin Laden's final phone call. And it's like, what is this? just trying to listen to Daughtry. I'm just trying to support my boy Christopher Daughtry. Stop.

Limwire was before government officials, before corporations stepped in and organized what is the internet's Wild Wild West. That's what it was. So it's pretty much the idea of like YouTube, right? I can click any word and look up anything, but you would get no video to show you what the fuck you were clicking up. Things could be named anything. So I looked up one time.

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Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow, Dan Morgan from Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Big titty women, right? And I got a video of chickens getting their heads cut off.

And I was just like, what the fuck? Who thought this would be, some guy made that to fucking mess up children's days, bro. That site is the only reason I have a pretty firm understanding of like a men. and kilobytes and stuff. Because that was the way that you would, that was how you would need to discern what was fake and what was real. Because like, if all of your two to three minute songs are,

uh, you know, like three megabytes or something. And you see like, oh, a new Rise Against song that's two to three minutes long is up for download. And it's like, four,

like, like 14 kilobytes. You knew that something was wrong. He's like, okay. that's like the Halo respawn sound or like, or that's just, you know, like, it's just the three beeps. That shit was so fucking, or you get the AOL sound sometimes. Yeah.

To the point that I fell in love with that sound, I actually like how that sounds, which is insanity. I've told, I told my girlfriend that and she was like, that's impossible. I'm pretty nostalgic for those old sounds. I like it. It makes me happy. It's like ASMR to me. Yeah, the old Windows boot up sound. I think that's like a fucking dope sound.

Like obviously it's just conditioning, but like, I mean, so what? You guys remember Frostwire? You remember Frostwire, of course. When Limewire I just died and they tried to do Frostwire for a little bit. Yeah, yeah. I didn't use it at that point because, like, I had already stopped using LimeWire because it, like, my computer became inoperable. Yeah.

It was just. Not that my computer, not that my computer, not that my, it wasn't like taking Usain Bolt and making him like, like, you know, Ricky Berwick or anything. It was taking. It was just It was like taking me and rendering me Into like the person I'm probably gonna be at like 90. You know it's like it's not that much of a devolve Devolution

Dude the I saw Usain Bolt in that condition That would actually bring me to my knees in prayer Some fucking Mars attacks alien comes down and like shoots Usain Bolt with like some weird like pink ray and he becomes Ricky I'd be like the fall of a God man The fall of God's The fall of God's

Clearly nobody Clearly no one's exempt From the wrath Of the Lord So we gotta make sure Each one of us Does as much good as we can per day So we don't fucking end up

Looking like fucking Looking like fucked up chicken fingers You know Like anything can happen But so you would say like you would say Kanye I would say Queen I would say Queen

I'm really I'd be worried just because their last proper album was actually really good and like I would be afraid of them like coming back to life just to release something and that it's just like ugh who else

they should have stayed dead maybe Michael maybe not Michael yeah Michael why not he already like started like people were releasing new music from him like years later yeah who else is someone that's like

oh my God now Whitney Houston. When you Houston come back and have like a fucking stellar album that would make my heart. That'd make me happy. I would love it if, uh, if Kirk Cobain. No, Amy Winehouse and Nirvana. Oh yeah, no, absolutely. Yeah, never mind.

That's my answer. Yeah, no, that's my answer. Absolutely. She wasn't even close to her peak yet, dude. Every album she improved actually, just be so. Yeah, I think so too. So, like, I would say Amy Winehouse. That's my girl.

I would agree. I would agree. Amy Winehouse is like really, really good. It's my girl. And I think we'll do one more question. For sure, for sure. We've run through some pretty good ones here. AIDS is...

AIDS, but it's transmitted as easily as Corona Rodin. That's scary. That's Doom. That's the world. Yeah, that's it. Hello, Dead Inside, Slightly Less Dead Inside, and Dude with the merch that literally says, Kill Me. In the past, you three have talked about your distaste for anime fans and anime in general.

And although this reduces me to tears, like the pathetic bitch I am, It does give me comfort to Dragon Ball Z, my favorite anime. Oh, wow, interesting. Seems to be one of the sole exceptions. What is your favorite anything in Dragon Ball? So he says Dragon Ball, like, as a premise. The whole series.

The whole series. By anything, I do mean anything, a character, a technique, a transformation, even a specific moment, a character arc, whatever. I can go on that shit for it. I can talk about Dragon Ball all day because I've watched that show from top to bottom so many fucking times. It's weird. Like, I haven't watched that show

from top to bottom, but I know everything. You know what? I got into Dragon Ball because of the Boudicay games. Like, I didn't even, I didn't know what the fuck Dragon Ball was when I played Boudicay. I was just like, oh, this is a fighting game, but it's kind of cool. And it's got like a story

that's like, like, why is this and obviously like the games were like really like abridged versions of the stories. But I remember being like, why is this story so good in comparison to other fighting games that I played, which had none, you know, at that point.

Fuck people. Yeah, and then my friend was like, no, it's it's like based on a show and I was like, what? And like I, and I, he introduced me to the show and I was like hooked on it. But I don't know. I feel like the Bruce Falconer's fucking tracks are so goddamn iconic and so unnecessarily good. You know what's crazy? Something I brought up on during stream and eight people were like, agree to me. But I actually like GT simply because the art style from GT looks so much like.

Chrono Trigger. So I actually like it. I understand that. And it's weird. I look at that and I'm like, oh, it's pretty much Kono Trigger same art style and I enjoy that game so much. I'm like, all right, this is fine. But that's just because that's just a curatorial image art style.

Well, no, that was because Z, it's Z doesn't look like GT. Z looks enough like GT. I think, I think GT has like a different color palette, I guess. But like, GT looks, looks more, it's more rounded, definitely. Do you think he's more angular?

I don't know if I agree. I don't know if GT is particular. Like, hold on, let me, I feel like it just looks like Dragon Ball. It looks, it looks a little more like, it looks a little more Dragon Ball as to Dragon Ball Z. Well, that's just because Kid Goku is in it. And there's more King characters. Even a design, like, look at Trunks. Look at GT Trunks opposed to, like, trunks from the future.

They look pretty different. Yeah, I don't know. I never liked GT. I liked it. I like Super Sam 4 and stuff. I just hated that they brought like, they're like Goku's a kid again and they had that stupid rap song

and like the horrible. It was really bad. It was the worst. It was really bad, bro. And like they had like the worst video games too. Like Dragon Ball GT Final Bout, I remember playing on the PS1. On the Game Boy events?

No, it was not a final bout. It was the PS1. I'm sure there was one of the Game Boy Advance, but like I fucking, I hated, hated it. I liked G.T. in the context of the Budakai games. Like when Budakai 3 came out and it started and then suddenly it was like, oh, here's Omega Shenron and here's like fucking Goghita or whatever. And it's like sick. I love this.

But like the actual arc where it's just like trunks and fucking pan. And I was like, why are you focusing on these characters? These are terrible characters. Like I hate these people. What hurt me so much is I love future trunks. But fucking GT trunks is such a bitch. bro. He's garbo, man. He's garbo. Even

even future trunks is kind of a bitch. But GT Trunks is just a pussy, bro. Trunks wears a crop top and that's not the worst version of himself. Yeah. That's insanity to me. He's confident, man. He's real confident.

I didn't like GT because I remember just being like, just emotionally I remember being like, why are all my favorite characters dead? You know, like, I I hate this. Everyone was way less muscular in GT, definitely. Who? The muscular, like, aesthetic of Dragon Ball Z disappeared in GT.

That's true. Everyone was way less jacked. Yeah, that's true. It was more like, I don't know. These are just streamlined bodies. And I was like, this looks like a game I'm playing. So I'm fine with it. But my favorite character from Dragon Ball Z is obviously Gohan.

My favorite fucking arc is, My favorite moment from Dragon Ball is actually, what you call it? I think it's Vegeta's Sacrifice, truth be told. I actually really like that moment. That's the thing. That's the thing about the Boo saga is like it's not a good saga. But like it's just full of so many fucking great individual like events and like moments. Like that Vegeta Sacrifice is great.

I would argue just even like all of this, all of the shit Boo does. when he kills that guy by like going and like diving down his throat and shit that was gruesome as shit like that was that was the most gruesome shit that in that show since I think Cell drinking that guy you know Yo cell drank that dude that shit

That shit was so wild When he drank that guy in front of Piccolo I was like what the fuck is that's a Caprican He turned that human to Capriza Yo, he's imperfect cell caprice under man Down his ass Tube That is such a wild fucking scenario

And then like Superboo like has all these fucking moments Where he's just like fucking doing The human extinction attack I remember I remember seeing that moment like on TV Like for the first time And I remember being like yo What just Happened actually

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20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere, north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law firm, thanks for coming by the show.

me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. What was that? What was that? You don't remember that? Why he just blow himself up? When he's put his hand up? No.

No, no, no. It's like everybody's on Kami's lookout and Subaru's landing and he's like looking at everybody. He's like, I kill now. And he raises his hand like this. And the light's going to, yeah. And kills all human life and then stops. And that was it. And it's to that awesome theme.

fucking Superbooth theme. That sounds like a fucking fun house. Yeah. It's just like that moment, like I remember really distinctly being like, this is a crazy situation, dude. Like this is beyond anything I've ever seen in like on television, period. This is a crazy situation. It's such an adult mentality for a kid moment.

Whoa, this is bad. This is really not good. Dude, everybody. Like that is such a, I couldn't, it blew my mind like when I saw it. No, it's crazy. Every dialogue moment that I could say is my favorite, other than like Gohan's like transcendence into being Super Sane too, they're all held by Vegeta. I make fun of Vegeta a lot. I think he's a piece of shit asshole. But at the same time, I cannot deny that so many of my favorite moments from anime come from him. And they're all pretty much in the Boo Saga actually at the same time, which is funny too. Because the moment between him and Goku, they're arguing about fusing. That's a great moment again too. I was like, oh, that's a fantastic moment between those two. Because he's like, yeah. oh, Vegeta, stop being a fucking bitch. The sands are gone. They've been gone for like 40 years.

Stop being dumb, fusing me so we can save our kids. And he's like, whatever, give it to me. He actually wrote in, he said, for me, Vigita was always my favorite character in the show. He was far more interesting character than Goku and had actual depth. And he was such a badass rival that basically every shonen anime that has come out since has a Vigida copy in their show. Love you guys, and thank you for putting in the work to entertain us.

That is true. He's just a good, he's just a good archetype of like a fucking rival, dude. He's just like really well done. He's very well done. And he's got a good character design too. That probably helps. His character design is, well, he was a subverted character design. Like, he was a smaller guy who was much stronger.

Yeah. He was just interesting. He was way smaller and like the same side. He was tiny to the point that I thought he was like, well, it was compared to Napa, of course. But he was way small. I probably was like 5'3. I was like, this guy's small. Apparently, he's 5.5.

Apparently. But... Yeah, but everybody else is also, like, crazy tall, though. No, everyone's small. No, what? Goku's like 116. Goku's like 5'9, bro. And Gohan's like 5'10.

Oh, yeah, he is. Really? Goku's 5-9? What the fuck? Yeah. Gohan's height is like 510, right? I guess that makes sense. I guess that...

Yeah, yeah, Vegeta's 5-5. Okay, that makes sense. How old He's 5'9? That's not true. Gohan and Goku are not the same height. I mean, who cares? It honestly, like, varies based on the drawing.

That's not true. It does. Gohan and go on and Goku are not the same height. That's not, that's not truth. Krillen is five foot. No, he's not. According to fucking Google, man. And I don't argue is Jonathan Google.

Jonathan, is that his name? Jonathan Google. Yeah, Jonathan Google. Jonathan Google, man But yeah, no I knocked Dragon Ball a lot for like being Kind of like You know

It's the anime that everybody likes So obviously it's going to be like kind of Just this kind of easily accessible kind of thing But Dragon Ball Z is awesome Like I don't know It's one of those things though

Like I don't know if I would like it if I watched it today Doesn't matter you already love it That's yeah it's kind of the thing It's like I don't know if I would have the patience to watch it again in the capacity that I did when I was a kid because like when I was a kid I was like all over it was the first show that I realized it was like serialized like because before that I was watching like just cartoons and shit and like or like sitcoms like I was watching Seinfeld and that was like vaguely serialized like not really and Dragon Ball was just like these fucking big like proper character arcs and like actual villains that like carried throughout it was like that was the first time being introduced to that concept in general. I have a very special place in my heart with that show But blew my little mind That was the first time I remember like

Because I remember I watched Powering before that And I watched like Maybe Pokemon a Pokemon isn't like episodic action It sets episodes but it's not like Oh this episode leads to this Yeah it's it's not sequential Or like particularly focused on like a through line And then I remember watch Dragon Mozee

It was like turned into the next episode of Dragon Monsters It was like oh I remember seeing this end of the other time And my mind was okay with it like rerunning like And now the first like 10 minutes is all as a rerun of the last episode. So you think you're watching a new, but you're really not. You're watching a lot of recycled content over and over again. Do you remember, do you remember how angry you would be when you'd be like, it would get to like the latest episode or something? And then next week, it would restart.

Yeah. And it'd be like, that was such a frustrating experience. Oh my God, tsunami times, bro. Thank God. These kids that got Netflix will never know. The internet kids will never know the pain of us fucking basic cable kids that had no control over what we were watching with the fucking networks. We're like, let's put on the same episode of Yu-Gi-O for three weeks. And I'm like, no, I've seen this.

I know what happens. It's wild that like there was a situation where I could hear us. Like, I remember actually because like I loved, there was this song that I heard when I was watching MTV. And I heard this song by. rise against. I didn't know it at the time. But I was like, that's a really good... I think it's, if anybody, like, is listening. It was the good left undone off of Suffer.

It's like, it ended up being, like, one of my favorite albums. But, like, I remember seeing the music video for it on MTV, and I was like, that was a really good song. I hope I hear it again. Because, like, I didn't, like, I didn't pay attention to, like, the little thing that every music video, like, comes up with, like, the little... The little little thing on the... It's the bottom right, right? The bottom left.

It comes up, or the bottom right, depending. Like, I think it alternated, depending on what record company was doing it. But like, little, like, information, like, oh, the band, the record label, the fucking song. I missed it. And I couldn't replay it. I couldn't, like, shazam it. I couldn't really Google it because I didn't know what the fuck I just heard. So I was like, I remember distinctly being like, I hope I hear this again.

It's in the ether. That's it. You just got to hope you run it again. That's crazy because I forgot so many songs that I probably. would love still to these day. I was like, I can't get it back. It's gone. Yeah, I would have to hear it again in passing.

And that's happened a couple times since. Like, I've definitely heard songs like, oh shit, I remember this. What is this? And then I've been able to find it. Thanks to our fucking modern technology. But like, this wasn't even like, you know, this was like 2005 maybe. Like I didn't have like a laptop or like a reliable computer or like a phone or anything

like that that I could fucking use to find that shit. But now it's like it's not even a, now if you want to listen to your favorite song, you just like Google it or like you YouTube. You can kind of mumble it now to Google and they'll figure it out for you sometimes. Yeah. Or you could like, or you could like Google lyrics that you heard, you know? You couldn't do that because there weren't like these lyrics websites that were like reliably like found.

Time has it, bro, we're we're not old, but the amount of things that have changed in our lifetime makes us feel like we've lived like two two lifetimes already. It's just that It's like there's so much That it's changed We are from the era where The internet wasn't really a thing To now we both work on the internet

That's how much The world has evolved Yeah It's a drastic change In a very short period of time And it's only getting like more drastic As time goes on I think I think

Like even just like the other day I was like baffled Because I actually Like I picked up an Oculus Quest To Like the wireless VIII And it's just it works and it's like the fuck like what do you mean how does that even like I thought like I thought this was like years away like where like you could have like reliable

like wireless VR anywhere you wanted and and like I don't know just like shit's shit's getting wild like with yeah it's getting wild everything's getting crazy and crazy the technology's advancing technology in the scale of comfortability is advancing at a freaking startling rate but not medically though for some reason yeah yeah not medicine you know it's funny though like I was thinking the other day of like I saw this video and this is probably just like recycling topics from this from this video but like it was a Vsauce video where he was talking about how like the

concept of like decades having their distinct styles wasn't like a thing until like this until now like no one from like the 1880s would talk about the 1880s in the in the 1890s as if it was like particularly different or like anything all that drastically uh culturally like um varied because it was like mostly the same shit like you had technology like advancing but people still kind of did the same thing on their daily lives like over and over again whereas like in the 80s you went from like you had

you know cassettes and then you had like CDs the next decade then you had like MP3s like within like 30 years like music became ethereal which is

fucking kind of insane to think about it's wild dude it while things were it was once about a time where you couldn't talk to someone in person you had to talk someone in person or you had to yell at them to now I pick up this piece of metal and plastic, put it to my ear, and I can talk to somebody in space technically.

Yeah, I don't even remember anybody's number anymore. Like, I don't know anybody's number because there's no reason for me to know. I only remember my house phone. That's crazy. Right now with Ram Trucks Declaration of Deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, get a low mileage lease on the 2026. Ram, 1,500 Big Horn crew cab, 4 by 4 for 3.69 a month for 39 months with 4,00099 due at signing. Tax, title, license, extra. No security deposit required. Call 1-877 RAM, 5722 for lease details. Requires dealer contribution and lease through Stalantis Financial.

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one.

20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 5. 29 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

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I don't know Gabby's number. I don't know fucking Jaylen's number. I know nothing. Nothing. I know my number sometimes. I know my number, I think. Yeah, exactly. I wouldn't bet on that, but I'd be like, I'm pretty sure I know my phone number. I could probably type it in, but I couldn't say it.

Oh, man. I feel like I'm going to, I'm getting, I'm getting scared of my mortality. So we're going to, we're going to. Extential dread is getting stronger, plus it's getting dark in my room and I'm becoming less visible. Like every time. All right. All right. Let's go. Let's, uh, let's, uh, let's wrap. this shit up. If you like what you heard today,

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He's fucking maniac. I watched that show though. I never even watched a single second. I watched like the whole first season of it. And then it ended and I was like, wow. I enjoyed this. God help us. Sweeney, you should listen to imaginary places by Bus Driver. It's a good song. This dude just constantly recommends songs to us.

y'all dr drew died that's it and if you let me edit the wiki page I can prove it to you Richter 86 and rounding the list off as always the king of Hephazzer that'll be it we don't so we talked about this before

we started the show it's a dark tank when Derek and Sweener on we have no idea what this is what this should be what this should be we're going to leave it up to you guys.

Yeah, you guys are going to which I know is not ideal. Not even close. But if you, if you leave a comment on this video, because I know that you're not going to be able to leave comments on iTunes or Spotify, but if you leave a comment on the YouTube version of this podcast, or if you're a patron,

comment below on the post when it goes live for you guys on the day that it goes live for everybody early on Patreon. And we'll give a good read through on the next episode with Derek, hopefully, joining. us to help us decide. Because I have no idea. I have no idea what to call this. I don't know what it's called.

What is it going to be when I'm not there? These are also questions that we need to answer. So everybody, everybody, you know, loot up, suit up. Get your shit ready because we're going to have a, it's going to be a mess of an episode next time. So thank you guys for watching. Thank you guys for listening. We appreciate you.

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