The Snark Tank - #70: Kink at Pride

Episode Date: May 29, 2021

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on your eye and then they're gonna like Yeah they're gonna they're going to report the reflection of Helen Parr from the Incredibles Pussy and they're going to get the whole fucking show

taken down that's pretty ridiculous man all the episodes man every single episode God I wouldn't I would not put it past YouTube just accepting it like oh okay yeah they did this definitely

there's Incredibles pussy in every single episode I believe it and you try to fucking go against it And they're like, I'm sorry, but it's there. It's there. We can't do anything about this. You're just like, I've seen that. I've seen YouTube say we've extensively.

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It's for no reason. It's a really annoying. It's a really annoying platform. I've been streaming on Twitch like all the time lately just because I just, I don't know. It just, it works more reliably. Every time I go live, people are like, oh, hey, people show up immediately. They get the notification.

It's not like this weird like, ooh. There's no like click the bell or anything. Like people just know. And it's like, I don't understand what's so difficult about YouTube to just work the way that a site should. The thing about Twitch, the Twitch's problem is the, whole copyright shit. That shit is wild on Twitch.

There is that. Like, that is, some people, some people just get, like, get their careers ruined. So it's, it's, it's a given take. YouTube is just fine. That's true. But, Twitch as a site, at the very least, functions correctly.

Like, there are rules that are a little bit, like, weird, but at the very least, you know, you know that Twitch is, like, kind of, like, trigger happy with bands. So you just kind of generally more often than not, you just sort of stay away from the things that you know will lead to a ban. And sometimes things will happen that would otherwise get you banned and you're fine with.

And it's like, okay, ooh, I miss that one. But YouTube is just, it's beyond just, oh, there are rules that you can break and they won't be transparent about it. It's literally just the site doesn't work most of the time. It's just a busted site. Yeah. So, I don't know. I probably will join you guys.

I mean, I'm on Twitch. I just haven't used this since 2017, so. But I'll probably be on there just because of how much YouTube disappoints me. I'm thinking of just streaming on everything. I'm thinking I might just like do the multi-stream shit. Oh, yeah, the simulcast, yeah. Yeah, why not? Fuck it.

Like, yeah. It's worth it, man. You pay for it, but it's worth it. It's worth it. You don't have to pay for, for a restrain. There's some free ones. There's some, but it's, I think it's, I think restream is free. if and it's just like you pay more if you're doing like way more shit or something like that

it's like kind of like a obis where they have a service now that you can pay yeah prime but i don't i don't need it yeah i don't know this is a whole different can of worms anyway welcome to the snart tank podcast it's episode 70 yeah 70 where i cut my hair you did cut your hair's gone you look like you look like um wearing a hat doing an evil baby i think it looked great you can finally see what my eyes look like I feel like people don't really know what my eyes like they see my hair so often. I have beautiful eyes. What the fuck are you talking about? People usually, because I feel like when I have a lot of hair,

people don't focus so much on your face. I'm going to focus on all the hair you have as well. And you know what you need? If you want people to focus on your eyes more, in my opinion is you grow that beard out because they have nothing else to look at. The beard, I got rid all of it. I had to go to a funeral. I had to get it.

I got it all clean shaven. I'm going to see what happens now. What does that do? What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that?

What is that? I have to clean shave for, for, uh, to mourn me, for me, for me, I didn't care. And it wasn't my rules. Like, it wasn't like for my, I think for me. They were like, oh, I'd like, I'd like you to be clean shaving because your hair does look somewhat unruly. And I was like, I guess. I don't know.

I, everybody has to go there and looking, looking like very, like their best, like, very polished and sheined. I agreed to them because I understood like, I guess I'm going to go. I'm going to do this respectfully. I'm going to go there. I'm going to look as nice. possible. And then I was like, all right.

To me, it's like, I just, it's such an archaic thing that needs to fucking die. It just needs to because I'm like, I can, I can respect people and the dead or whomever. Success starts with your drive. An American public university is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward. Whether you're changing careers, starting fresh, or pursuing a lifelong passion.

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. And I'm not going to look like a pile of shit, but I just want to be like, oh, let me be me. Let me do what I do. Like say, I've been to my old family, my extended family, they're the type of people you don't wear a hat inside.

and every time I would see them I'd be like you can fuck right off like that's not I wear hats I mean I haven't been wearing hats lately but I just I can't I'm like dude my hat has nothing to do with anything that is happening at all

and then but for some reason the women could wear hats it's a weird rule it's a weird fucking rule I tend to uh I tend to agree I don't I don't really understand I don't think it's dumb I think it's pretty fucking stupid like the idea that you would have to like, look, you, no one's saying, hey, roll out of bed, cover yourself and come

and then walk over to the funeral. No one's like, no one's saying look like absolute, your absolute worst. But like at the same time, it's like, if I have like long hair and they're like, hey, could you cut your hair for the funeral? It's like, what? Why can't I just make it look okay? For me, it was this cleanup. Was I oldest cleanup? And I was like, all right, cool. I don't feel like going through the whole process of doing my literally like four pounds of hair on my head. So I'm just going to get it all done with it. That's me personally. Isn't it more distracting at a funeral to have like a six foot tall cherub walking around? Chirib, you call me a cherub?

Like a baby-faced angel is walking around? For me, like, I don't know. That's just my thing. I was like, all right, cool. I'll get this red. Because I don't like, I don't like, when I cut my hair, I cut my hair off. That's whatever I do. I cut all of it off.

I don't go to the barber to get like some of it cut. I go to a barb, I'm like, yo, I want this shit bald like pussy. Hold on, hold on. What do you, how do you feel about jimms? this purely shaven bald pussy. I'd rather that than like fucking like overgrown fucking the wild pussy. I'd rather that. That's such a huge contrast.

Yeah. But like when it comes to like a bit of hair, like a bit of hair, not like a bit is fine. A bit of hair is fine. Hearing people's perspective on that is it's very fucking different. And that's why when you brought it up, I was like, I have to know how do you like. your pussy. How do you take it? Like it's coffee. How do you, how are you ordering your pussy fucking bald, a little bit of hair, speckles? You want a little bit of speckle down there? Or, dude. Dude, that Hitler is dope, dude. You get that fucking little... The Hitler, I've, I've,

I've seen Hitler before. The Hitler is fucking gross. Oh, my God. It's such a fucking, it's such a fucking game changer. Like, yo, why does your, why do you have a little bit of hair at the top? Like, I'll just know, I've seen, I've seen the heart before, too. All right. Have you ever seen the fucking the, the, the,

never the thunderbolt. I'm looking for the thunderbolt. What is it called the, the trot? Fuck, what is it called

in Zelda? The tri, what is it called again? The tri-force? Yeah. I've never seen the Triforce.

That's crazy. I thought you were going to say Trail of Tears for some reason. What? I don't know. The trailer of tears is easy. It's very possible. All you got to do is this

little zip, like a little Knicks get everything, a little nix and then do the whole thing. Because I remember seeing a trail of tears my mistaken and like you could do it anyway let's talk about let's talk about uh let's talk about

uh let's talk about uh kink at pride oh man so i don't know if you guys saw this video of john sina apologizing did you see it tweety i know i think derrick saw it you saw it was impressive it is yeah he speaks very good Mandarin bro so just to lay this out for everybody john sina apologized to china because he called what was it Taiwan He called Taiwan a country? Yeah. He wanted, I think it's the next Fast and Furious where they go to the moon or whatever. And it was like, hey, I want Taiwan.

I want that to be the first country to see Fast and Furious 200. And then the communist regime of China or whatever the hell they call themselves, they were all pissed off. And they're like, hey, nah, that's our shit. And then he fucking, it's kind of crazy. Like, this dude probably has all the money in the world. And I imagine it couldn't have been his decision. Like, there was probably some fucking red dot on his forehead that's like, you're taking, you're stealing from me.

You learn fucking Mandarin right now and apologize. You learn Chinese right this instant. You white American man, you white American man, I want you to contort and twist the way you understand language and produce Mandarin right now for me or else you're done. I'll eat you. You did it because I'm like, that's the fucking saddest shit to that

like China is so fucking big and like so powerful in media that Star Wars one of the most beloved things in Western culture released the what is it, the Force Awakens poster and fucking Finn was like a fucking dot on it because he was like make sure this

black guys as small as it could possibly be. And it's totally fine. Derek, I really think that the initial script, he was the main hero until they brought it to China. I really, really, really believe that. I agree. Because when they first released the designs of the characters, his design was the one that was shown first.

It wasn't race. It was Finn. I was like, oh. Think about when, think about when Big Nose, Kylo. Driver. Yeah, Adam Driver. Think about when he four-scented. Success starts with your drive,

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at APU. APUS.edu. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner

at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north,

probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.

Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Fucking, uh, four, uh, four, uh, four, uh, four sense Finn. When, when they first, in the opening scene, like, that led nowhere, which meant that it was gonna lead somewhere before. They left that part in, but took everything else out because that was fucking, he was for, he sensed him. He's like, oh, this nigga, this nigga spitting. And then like, something was going to happen later.

Yeah. You got to get that, you got to get that Chinese money, man. You got to, yeah. That Chinese money. Bro, it's great. It's crazy how much they control American media, bro. That's so wild. If you can't pan under the China, it's like, yo, it shit ain't going nowhere, man.

This shit ain't going nowhere. You think, so bad. It's just weird because he spoke, he speaks it so well. Like, he even says his name in Chinese. And it's like, it's so, it's so fucking weird just to see this dude who's just like, just capitulate. And it's like obviously, you know, obviously it's a studio thing. Obviously it's like, listen, you better do this because the movie's not going to show in China and that's where all of our money comes from. It's fucking really eerie that video.

There's something about that video that really, it feels like saw to me. Really? I don't feel weird at all by looking at it. I'm just like impressed by how good he is at man. You don't think it's striking. You don't think it's striking that a celebrity as big and respected as John Sina just. totally cucked himself to China. Oh, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, he's got to, he's got to, he's got to, he's got to, he's got to, uh, he's got to do, uh, he's got to do a, uh, when he breaks the, uh, when he breaks the,

sure about that? The Shining meme? Yeah, yeah. He goes like, Nicheeding ma. And he's like, oh, whoa.

That'd be badass. I'd be like, that's pretty fucking cool. Oh, God. It's probably up already. He speaks it so well, though,

like it jarred me because I was like, excuse me, this is a dub, right? This is a Chinese dub, right? And it was not as him. It's fucking crazy.

It's crazy. Like, that's a language that I can't even comprehend. Like, really is like every bit of it sounds different it's not even like spanish where it's like oh these are just different syllables and they roll their ours a little bit like this is just straight up just different vocal cords being used entirely like it sounds so different to me to any other language

it's like i don't know how you just pick that shit up just immediately i did he have no he don't he spoke chinese for a while because he spoke chinese during what you call it during some of his tours and uh in wrestling oh did he really yeah he's speaks Chinese. Okay, that's weird. I wouldn't, I wouldn't have been, I wouldn't have expected that John Cena would speak Chinese because why would you expect that of John Sina? Yeah, he's a performer, man. You got to assume that. I would assume that I would assume that he's a performer. I don't assume that any given performer just speak. I don't think Lady Gaga speaks fluent Mandarin, you know, like, why would I? She's not, she's not a, she's like, how to explain it? Lady

God, like for. She's not a performer? Particularly. When I think of Sina, I think of, oh, he's a wrestler before that anything. And wrestling is also huge in China, too. Is it? So him speaking. Chinese didn't surprise me. I was like, oh, I guess. It is really big, but it's not somewhere that they particularly go to, you know, so that's why they're not particularly, but it's, but it is big there. It's like, it's like, like, it's like, like, large, I'm pretty sure China's reason by wrestling is still around probably because Americans don't be watching it like that anymore. I mean, it's actually the Indians, uh, Indians are, for some reason, their, their culture is, is Bollywood and WWE. It doesn't make any fucking sense at all. That is a jarring.

accommodate. That's a scary cocktail of things to influence your entire country's entertainment choices. That's dangerous. That's dangerous young children. Kids are dying, bro. They're trying to do these fucking ornate dance routines while suplexing each other into the fucking ground. Dude, I would pay so much money to see a W.W.E. Bollywood film with big choreographed dance sequences incorporated into the fights. I would, I would, I would Pay a lot. Bro, you haven't seen Bollywood movies, bro.

Bollywood movies are bun, man. They're ridiculous. They're the shit. They're their shit. They're emcees, their main characters, bro, be kicking off planes and shit. Yeah.

Wasn't there a movie that went viral? Like, like, oh my God, probably like, oh my, probably like eight years ago at this point. But like, I remember seeing clips of it on Twitter or like, whatever social media was on, of this dude who like,

I think he, it was just some Indian man who became, Guns? Like, I might be misremembering this, but I swear to us. I haven't seen that. Somebody in chat or somebody in the comments to the YouTube video of this version, obviously, or in the Patreon. You have to tell me.

There was this one ridiculous, like, stupid action movie from Bollywood, like several, several years back where some dude was kicking ass. But I think he was like... Was it to whom? Are you asking me if I know this guy on a first name basis? I don't think he's going to know the name. Okay. This is why I'm asking. If I knew his name, I would say, oh, do you know that thing with this person?

The thing is that I've watched a ton of Bolly movies growing up because I grew up in like an Indian community in my teens when I moved upstate. So I like, I was just the only extra dark kid watching all this wild like fucking Bollywood stuff. And it got to a point where I would just watch the movies and I would just be so confused how people love it. I'm like, bro, I don't know. Like, I'm on, I'm on an adventure, clearly. But, like, why is everyone in love with these movies? The actors, I think the performances in Bollywood are insane. I think they beat American performances by leaps and bounds.

Like, they are just. Sometimes. When it comes to musical performances, musical performances, they beat this country by leaps and bounds, bro. But that's like a whole different. That's like Tonys and stuff. Like, like, it's basically theater. with the cinema. That's why it's beautiful.

But I feel like, because I'm a huge 80s and 90s action buff. I love those terrible cheesy films. And they do it way better because they don't give a fuck about reality.

It's why I started to enjoy the Fast and Furious franchise when the Rock joined because they stopped caring about physics and anything that makes sense in the world. And I was like,

this is exactly what I want. And Bollywood does that. There's these two scenes that I'm sure a lot of people have seen if you don't need to look him up one of them is this guy he just shoots a fucking car and it's flipping and you know it has a sunroof

right and like it's open and as it's flipping the guy just grabs him out of it he grabs him out of and slams him on the ground and it's just like that is so fucking stupid I love it and then there's a guy on a this is a different movie he's on rollerblades

and he's like chasing a car he's like attached to it with a string or something and there's cars raining from the sky, like just falling for no fucking reason. And then that car that's being chased, creams off the cliff and explodes for no reason. It didn't even, it didn't hit the ground. It just explodes.

There's no bomb. There's nothing. It's fucking amazing. I love it, dude. It is, it is fun. It is fun to watch. It's so, it's so entertaining. It's such a breath of fresh air.

It's like, because every movie has a kint of comedy in it. too, like American movies now have, every American movie has a fucking hint to commentate, everything somewhat comedic. It's been like that since like the fucking 40s, that everything is a bit funny. And I'm just like, man. Success starts with your drive. An American public university is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward. Whether you're changing careers, starting fresh, or pursuing a lifelong passion, our

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open.

Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow, Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. We're behind.

We're clearly behind, man. They have so many people that. That's why people's always pumping out ideas. Someone else got a new idea coming up. He's like, oh, man, why don't we make this person fight a building this time? You're like, all right, let's make him fight a building. He comes back, why not two buildings? Yeah, there's nobody in there being like, hmm,

Maybe that won't work. That person doesn't exist in India. He just doesn't. He's just not there. He's just, those people leave. Those people realize that they're not wanted there. And then they go to other countries where they're more accepted, where somebody can be like, hey, let's not have the ferret crawl inside the clown's body

and become the clown and fight the moon. Let's not have that because that's dumb. He's shunned, deported. instantly the second the second he brings up many criticism so young country just full of people with these absurd ideas

and no one around to like rain anything in it's crazy I can't say that I watched too many Bollywood movies I've seen like a handful I don't remember anything about them I just remember like very specific scenes

that were just like oh okay that's that's very cool I think I remember exactly that scene you're talking about too with the dude pulling the dude out of the sunroof and I remember it's classic it's like you know what it reminds me of. Bollywood

films, specifically action-oriented films, remind me of like quick time events from like the mid to late 2000s. Just ridiculous action set pieces that had to pause every now and again so you could like press a button to interact with it. But instead in like Bollywood,

it's just pause for a moment so you could see this man pull a man out of a sunroof in an upside-down car with no consequences. It's fucking wild. Pause so you can see this man pull another man out of a sunroof. It's fucking, it's so good. That's beautiful.

It's so good. That's what I just, there's, you know, a lot of, there's the, the Scorsese's of the world that just, they shit on this stuff. And I'm like, you don't understand. I don't want to watch fucking amazing, just like the, like I said before, I understand why Shrek 2 is so celebrated. You know, you don't want to watch Fucking Godfather 2 or 1 You don't want to watch that shit all the time I barely want to watch it

I'm like, this is awesome But I don't want to, it's actually probably most movies that have been nominated for Oscars or have won I want to see them like once every decade Yeah They're good movies But I usually want to watch fucking garbage

Things that are just It just makes me feel good Well also Is that dude Yeah well also It's interesting because I think think of a world where only the Scorsesees can make movies, right? Or like only the Scorsesies, only the Coppola's, only the Kubricks, only the, you know, the, I guess Tarantino's in there too,

although I think he has a bit more pop appeal. Um, yeah, I think if you just had those people making movies, then suddenly those movies would become very unremarkable. Like, I think you need shit like Fast and Furious and, you know, whatever the fucking, did you see that fucking, you see the for that escape room movie? No, no, no. I think it was like, so there's this trailer for this movie called Escape Room, A Showdown of Champions

or something, I don't know. Sounds awesome, but it was just, it looks so stupid, and there's a scene in the trailer where he goes, I'm not exaggerating, he goes, so what is this? Some kind of showdown of champions,

and it's like, you gotta be fucking kidding. This is like, this is amazing. They did it. They did the whole fucking suicide squad. thing. I love it. You can tell when people are just having fun and just making really dumb shit because it's kind it's fun to make. And without that, you know, Goodfellas isn't really as, as good because you don't have anything to compare it to. If you're going to compare, imagine Goodfellas against Godfather against fucking, I don't know, 2001 of Space Odyssey. You'd be like, oh, these are all

kind of depressing. Um, uh, they're all pretty, pretty. good, I guess. But they'd be better, but they would be better if you, they would be way better movies if you just saw fucking spiral or something, you know? Yeah, that's actually a really good point. Yeah, that's a really good point. I don't know. You need, you need bad stuff so the good stuff could be known as it's good stuff.

Everything's the same than nothing special, you know? It's that simple argument. Yeah, that's why I, that's why I give props to Bollywood. and I watched a, what's the, who did PewDie Pied compete with? Who were they called? Oh, T series. T series. They, they, because they made a movie.

It was on Netflix. And I watched it because I had to see what it was about. The opening is the fucking shit. It's like modern action film. I was like, this is going to be amazing. But then the rest of the film was just a T. series music video. I was so, it was the fucking weirdest thing I've ever seen because the opening is like in a prison and it's like dope-ass choreography and good cinematography that made no sounds

like, this is going to be the shit. This is going to be so good. I hope somebody listening has seen this and know exactly what I'm fucking talking about because it makes no sense. They just put two things together and I don't know, man. Indians are fucking dope, dude. They can just do whatever they want. I like it. I hope they recover from all that COVID shit, man. Because they need to get back to making us happy. We need to... Yeah, COVID hit them like a... You need the silly shit for the good stuff to really rise.

And that goes with comedians, too. Sometimes you need... I appreciate Dave Chappelle and Bill Burr, but, like, they're way better when you consider Seth Rogen, you know? Facts. I haven't thought Seth Rogen is funny in years, bro. I thought Pineapple Express was funny. and then that's it.

I just, I, I like stuff that Seth Rogen's in. I just never found him particularly funny. Yeah. Yeah, that's how I feel about him too. I think James Franco's funny. I think fucking that other fat,

the guy that was fat Jonah Hill. I think he's funny too. He's a good actor. I've always liked him. I just think that Seth is just like, bro, you're not funny. You're the not funny guy in the group. Did you see?

Yeah. Yeah, he's, because does Seth Rogen do stand up? He doesn't, right? No, thank God. He has before, I think. He doesn't have like a special though, right? Like, it's not like what he does. He might. He's just a comedic actor as far as I know.

Yeah, I don't think he's ever, I don't think he... Yeah, I think that's true. I think the only time he did stand up from my understanding was doing that movie funny people. I could be totally wrong, but I know that's... I love that movie. That movie is, is very mature. I actually, I enjoyed a lot of it from what I haven't seen in quite some time but I do remember really enjoying how not funny a lot of the movie was

it was kind of like a drama and into the lives of like a stand-of comic and it was kind of cool it was kind of cool yeah but like I don't know like did you see that thing that he he was making the Twitter rounds about where he was like

yeah he was talking about like comedians need to stop complaining about. Comedians need to accept that jokes don't age well or something and that cancel culture isn't a thing. That whole thing was weird to me because I feel like the whole issue is that people can't accept that a joke can age poorly. You know, I think a comedian is fully aware of that. I think it's the fact that other people will see a joke from like 10 years ago and then complain about it. And they'll be like, wait a minute, what do you mean? Of course, this is.

was 10 years ago. What are you saying? I don't even think, you know what, I think he just regurgitated some bullshit that he heard. It doesn't sound like, it doesn't sound like, because I've heard people mimicking saying, oh, cancel culture doesn't exist. It certainly doesn't on certain levels on some people are just complaining about everything, but certain, some people are definitely getting ousted and blah, blah, blah, blah, I don't even get into that. But that quote in particular is so stupid because if you think about it for just, I don't know, 10 seconds, you think about everything has the potential to age poorly.

There doesn't have to be a fucking joke. It can be anything. It can be anything. That's like enough time passed and you made something and then let's think about Gotham City Racing, the video game. And it's like, ooh, this isn't cool

because fucking Twin Towers and stuff. This game aged pretty poorly or like some Spider-Man shit or something where because this big part of a game had to be taken out. It's just like shit happens. And then we just move forward.

Like, oh, that's awkward. Who fucking cares? It happened. The problem is that people don't move forward. The problem is that people harp on these things that are really like, that should be a given. You know, yeah, obviously comedy from like 20 years ago isn't always going to hold up super well. That's just part of it. But to just, to harp on it 20 years later is the thing that's really stupid.

I think the thing is that people don't understand is that you have to acknowledge that the times. And then you have to choose to grow and be better than that. And I think a lot of people want people to do that. But some people are like, obviously by my actions and the way I've held myself and like to show them how I am, I don't need to say I'm sorry about that because I've proven that I'm beyond that. Like if someone makes a joke, like let's say like for instance. But just to, I don't want to interrupt, but it's it's annoying to me that it comes from people like Seth Rogan who, you know, he's already there. you know he's all right he's it's it's it has the this energy of like the CEO who like climbs the ladder and then kicks it down when he gets to the top it's like yeah i've made my edgy jokes and i've

made my entire i made my fucking animated movie where i didn't pay the animators well and like i get to i get to be at the top now and then i get to kick the ladder down and say you guys can't do this now fuck you you're a bad person uh be better it's like fuck you there's a bunch of comedians out there who are like the whole point of a, like a lot of comedy is about like, you know, finding the line and kind of like straddling that line and like pushing it a little bit. Sometimes people step over it and sometimes people get ousted for it

and that's fair enough, whatever. But like to speak on that as somebody who's already done it and succeeded is really fucking annoying. And I don't know, man. It's just, it's weird. Especially because like there are way better comedians than him. Like Bill Burr and fucking, you know,

Dave Chappelle and all these like incredible comedians who are by the way not only do they still push the line they're also they've also grown and are also super wise that's it and it's like what is Seth Rogan done he's just been like oh I don't want to talk all he's done is not pay animators well and then like uh what is it he fucking he's like I'm not friends with James Franco anymore it's like fine that's it but that's it's it that's all you've done for the last like couple years. It's like, okay.

That's not funny. It's not funny at all. Dude, he's clearly, he has some issues because there's way too many, I mean, he argues with whomever, he'll argue with on Twitter. He just argues with people. Yeah. With Donovan, bro. There's no, Donovan, what's, Count Danky.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, he argued with Donovan? Yeah, he's arguing with people that we know. He argues with people. Like he's just, I one time, I forgot, I don't remember if he got back to me. I don't remember because I generally, I think, no, no, oh, wait, no, that's not true. I think I am, I was going to ask him privately, but then I said publicly, I was just like asking about his well-being. And knowing he's not, he's not going to respond to that because he'll see that as offensive because I didn't approach him privately. but I'm just thinking being Seth Rogan

millions a dollar you know millionaire a lister to be doing that type of shit like he's miserable like he's something's something's not right because it's this is 100% true 100% of the time if you are happy

and you are what's the word I'm looking for satisfied with your life and what things are going you're not talking shit to people online you're not going out of your way to fuck with people because you're too busy as they just having like a you're too busy having a good time you don't think you're not thinking about

all these other assholes that are saying shit about you or whatever like they think imagine you guys imagine you fucking guys like just replying to people that are saying fuck shit to you all the time like how fucking draining that would be how fucking i do it i do it i don't go fuck fuck you're fucking you do it on a comedic level you're miserable you don't miserable people i don't fucking hate my life Dude. Damn. All right. I mean, do we have to talk about this?

Nah, fuck that. I'm fine. I just hate everybody and myself. You said everybody? Okay. All right, man. Man, I got pretty heavy. Yeah.

Fuck you guys. Fuck everybody. Fuck everybody is not me. Everybody's stupid. Well, I think we should move on to something a little bit more. Weed. You know what he has done? You know what he has done?

He has gotten a lot of good comic book shows on Amazon recently. What? He helped with them. boys and he helped with invincible. Oh, good job. You want to know I know you're gay? You know, you want to, because you're gay.

That was literally him. That was, oh my God. That's his legacy. I don't even know how it was, he's such a fucking weirdo, man. I hate him. But anyway.

I wouldn't hate him, but I just, I hate his personality when he talks about things on Twitter. Like, it's very holier than that. I'll put it that way. I don't hate him. Yeah. know him. I can't hate him. I don't know who the fucking hate. He probably in the comfort of his own home when his homies are around or whatever. He's pretty fucking normal. But just like a

bunch of chumps, they jump online and then they have to put on this weird fucking virtue signaling performance that's like, what are you doing? Why? Why? Who's that serve? Get out of you. You know what's funny though? Like for some reason, if the world started to end and continents started to drift apart and sinkholes started to emerge around the planet. And so, Seth Rogen was the last one alive and his mansion was like caving in around him. I guarantee you he would be screaming and the last words out of his mouth would be, this is so fucking gay or some shit and he would tumble down into the earth's core where he belongs. God fucking damn it.

God damn it, dude. Please send this entire segment to Seth Rogen. I don't even hate the guy, but shit. Dude. Animate that one. Animate that one, Porktipus. Yeah.

Jesus Christ. Oh, my Lord. Here we go. Fucking making enemies. Ugh. We're gonna fucking celebrity boxing with Joe Budden and Seth Rogan. Yeah. Let's fucking go, dude.

I would really, I'd really try to, I would try to make Joe Budding go blind. We're joking. That shit slumps out. Just a joke. Yeah, we're joking. We're joking.

We're joking. We're just, he's talking about, uh, fight night. Fight Night Round You made a character Night of Champions was dope dude Just, oh wait Is that what it's called?

Nine of Champions I think round three was the best one Was that the 361 The first 361? I think it was round four Was three years That one was crazy That one blew my mind

Yeah that was crazy I know I know I have this thing wrong I gotta look it up I'm fucked up Is this just called Fight Night Champion Is that it? I don't remember champions People are gonna get

That one's like the That's the one that's on 360. That's really good. So Champions was on 360. That's 2011. That's not the crazy good one. That's not the crazy good one. A crazy good one?

We're talking about. That was really good. It was 06. That was the first one on 360. That was 06. That one was like universally. That one's, champions like universally like the one that's praised the most. For real?

Yeah. No round three being one. Everybody was like, yo, this is amazing. I mean. Champions great. I didn't play champions. I know very little about it. I only remember seeing the five.

I remember seeing it on 360 and being, like, impressed by the graphics, but that's good. The graphics are fucking fantastic. Yeah. Fight Night Champions, 86 on Metacritic. Yeah. I mean, it's fucking people adored this shit. I'm going to have to buy that again. I have a 360, so I'm going to have to buy that.

Boxing games are fun, man. That shit was like probably sub 720P, and it looked like Blu-ray to me. It's fucking crazy how time works. We just had so little going on in the game to where they can focus all of their shit. It was literally just, it was just lights and the character isn't in the ring. But I bet. I bet, I could be wrong, but I bet that if you went back and looked at that game, I bet it still looks kind of good. Like, I remember, like, my memory says that it's, it still looks pretty good.

I'd imagine it would be dated, but I don't know. I remember fucking being gobsmacked by that fucking game. You're right, dude. You're right. It's not, it doesn't look bad at all. I was recently actually, maybe a couple of months ago looking at, uh, the, uh, that and I was I was interested in um and uh Def Jam and uh like dude death Jam 5 for New York is one of it's one of the best games fucking ever as far as a fighting game goes

it's so stupidly fun and so just wildly imaginative it's I wish man did you see the fucking the goddamn Def Jam Twitter was like get a this post to a million likes and we'll like release some new information about like uh fucking death jam about the game and they didn't do shit they didn't do anything they got to a million yeah they got a million likes and then it fucking they didn't release any information i was so fucking pissed dude because i thought they were gonna like they all got covid yeah they all got covid but that's what happened yeah maybe i just thought they were gonna fucking say hey we're gonna remaster fucking uh five for new i don't really give fuck about vendetta like yeah five for new york bro i played that game i played as snoo

Noop Dog and I was fucking people. I would run a muck as Snoop Dog and fucking Fat Joe. Those are my who had to pick. I had to pick a Puerto Rican for the family. And then I had the fucking, what you call it? I had to play as Snooper exhibit and I played that game so

much. They had every rapper around at that time. It's so good. They were just missing Kanye, Jayze, and Little Wayne. Those are the only rappers in general they were missing. Those are pretty big misses, though,

for that time. Yeah, they were, yeah. It was, it was slightly. It was, because that was,

that was before they all blow up. Yay was around. He was already blowing up. Little Wayne, didn't hit his second resurgence yet. They should have just had Jay Zee, but Jay's called Kanye, Yay.

Is that what you just in? Yeah. Sorry. Let's talk, let's talk about, let's, let's move on to some, uh,

let's talk about King of Pride. I always thought it was, I remember when he changed his name to, to Ye on Twitter, whatever the fuck. And I always, I always, I always,

I always read it. as yee I was like Why did you name yourself yee Bro? Oh my God, I hate you You just said that and that made me age That made me age

Or I thought it was Yeah Yeah I'm sure I hate you so much Why That's how it's how it's phonetically That's how you would spell that

Yee His name is Khan Yi His name is a Kahn Yi His abbreviation of his name is yay I didn't know it was an abbreviation of his name I thought he was just being a, that was back when he was being a psycho, dude. Like, there's no rhyme or reason in anything he was fucking doing.

Well, he was off his men again. He was sick, you know, and I get that. And he needs help. He needs a better support system. A lot. Yeah, it's kind of fucked up that. Success starts with your drive. An American public university is here to fuel it.

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20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

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turned out to be the mature one in that relationship. I didn't see that happening out of... When they got together, you're like, oh, what a disaster waiting to happen. And then Kim Kardashian's like meeting, going to the White House and getting niggas out of jail and shit that shouldn't be in jail. She's just doing all this stuff. And then Kanye's like going insane. I'm like, yo, what's happening? I didn't see this coming.

I thought like, you know, like, oh, George Bush didn't care about black people. That's Kanye. And then it just got weird. The Kardashian household has some serious, like, cast. Dimmatresque vibes to it where it's like here's just a bunch of women that are going to ruin whoever goes in there you know like everybody who walks in that air walks in that building comes out with something drastically wrong or something missing you know they just come out worse it's crazy she dated T O T O had the worst year of his career after he dated her bro

it was so bad I was like what the fuck she married fucking I think was Brandon Lopez, Lopez stopped just making points right afterwards. Travis Scott got with Kylie, right after he got with Kylie, he dropped that album that people love, but I think is the worst album he's made so far. It's crazy. They just, their, their pussies are just literally, like, skill vacuums. They absorb your skill and your ability, and all it gives them is just relevance. Yeah, they don't even, they don't even, it's not even like Majin Boo where they take

the skill and they can use it. It's not even like, hey, I absorbed Goku, now I can do a Kamehamea. It's more like, hey, I absorbed Travis Scott and I still can't rap. It's really sad. I never understood the appeal of being a celebrity. Yeah, yeah. I just can't comprehend it, man. No, being a celebrity and wanting to date just another famous person that you know you have no fucking common interest and I never could wrap my head around that because my little thing was... Well, the problem with that is easy I understand why because

you dating a person that is like when you date a celebrity you know that the celebrity could potentially date anyone just like you could potentially date anyone, you know? So it's more of like oh this person likes me like I guess we can

find some sort of common ground in our relationship if you date someone that's not a celebrity has no sort of knowing is particularly like after you've already blown up is that do they even like me really also they like the idea of celebrity also we don't know these people you know you know like because I remember people

people said that about like when Lacey and I were together they were like what the fuck why are these people like what they have nothing there's no way they have anything in common it's like well that's not really true it's just you know it's you're watching YouTube videos you know and you're watching like the content you don't know these people

it's like a parissocial thing where it's like, oh, I know, I know Travis Scott. You don't. You've listened to his music. I agree with that. That's very true. Yeah. Look, but to a certain extent, you see a lot of just celebrities traveling in the same circles.

And they're like, we have basic shit in common that's not, in my opinion, not strong enough. In my fucking opinion to, like, say, to weather the storm because once the storm hits, they fuck off. But, like, there's certain things. Like, I have a very low bar, but there's certain things. Like, I know you're a chill person. I know your chill person. If there's just a couple of things that you know that you fuck with, and I'm like, okay, I know that you're my inward

because you just, you know the Pokemon theme song. Cool. You fucking, you're aware of certain podcasts I listen to. I know you're sincere humor. I'm not going to say anything that's going to be too fucking wild. Just little things like that. And I feel like Kanye and Kim Gatting together. I'm like, okay, I know I don't know them, but I'm like, what really?

What brought them together? They're both crazy extravagant. They're both really extravagant people. That's like, it's not enough to fucking, it's like. Well, you never, you never know. We only know. We know Kanye. Maybe they both, maybe they were both really into like My Little Pony or something.

And they were like, wow, we're the only, we're the only celebrities who are into this. And we can't let anybody know because we'll be assassinated. You know, as many, you know, my little ponies loving celebrities have been in the fast. Yeah. It's, you know. Yeah, absolutely. Cobain, fucking,

Kobe. John B'nai Ramsey. Yeah. Let's not talk about Kobe. That's not funny. His death isn't funny. You think that helicopter went down by chance? Look, man.

All I know is that LeBron like became the, I think the league's, like, highest score. And then Kobe, like, died. LeBron was going to, LeBron was going to pass him no matter what. LeBron gave the helicopter COVID. Let's not say this. Let's not say this. COVID. Damn. I wouldn't be surprised because

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365.

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Like, he has no power to even stop it. Well, he just like, no, no, no, no, hold on. I can't stop this. He doesn't have the power to stop it. But I think anybody has the power to just stand up for once. Like, the thing that confuses me is that these people are unfathomably rich already. What do you stand to gain by, like, being, a China cuck.

Like I just don't understand. I agree. That makes sense to me. But at the same time, I feel like once you get up to a certain sphere, man, they show you that, they show you that portal to the fucking underworld. And they're like, yo, you're going to do what we say. Do you know how badass you would be to the majority of the American population if you were like, man, if you were in the NBA and you were like, guess what, China's keeping

fucking Uyghur Muslims in concentration camps and fuck them? you'd be fucking you don't you can't even begin to imagine the respect that would just be thrown upon you if you did that you'd get you'd get your you'd get your like

you know you're like a week of respect and everybody'd forget about you I don't think so man I think that's a whole fucking career absolutely I would I would respect him forever I'd respect him forever

I don't see I'd respect him no no I would I would no I would no I would okay I don't right now but if he did that I absolutely would

I don't respect him now because I've ever never respected him because the way he's been so wealthy and and had no connection with like middle class and and impoverished people for the longest fucking time because he went straight into the NBA as fucking as soon as he became an adult you can't you can't you can't yes yes yes but I agree but I agree but you cannot discredit the struggles he had before then you can you can look look Look, look, you, I agree that at a, um, you become disconnected.

If you are very rich and sustained for a while, it tends to, you tend to become very disconnected about where you come from. But you cannot discredit what he endured. He had a pretty fucked up life growing up. He had a pretty like, not great. He just happened to be able to keep himself above water and play basketball, you know? So I understand once you're rich, you don't want to not be rich anymore. That's how that works for everybody.

You know, it's no, it's the vast majority people are like that. You know, they'll keep, they'll keep fucking nuzzling the fucking dick that's giving them the money. But he, he, he had to work hard to get to where he is. To be the number one athlete in the planet, that came with struggle and strife. And it could also disappear in a moment. So I do respect his grind to get where I respect. Look, I respect what he did to get where he was at. The thing is he clearly, especially when it came to China, where he tries so hard because of the disconnect.

Like a lot of people, there's a lot of people, like a lot of celebrities that try so hard to connect with us common folk. So they go hard on the paint. But then when it comes to something that really matters, like this China situation where he clearly shows that he doesn't give a fuck. where he tries so hard to be like, oh, you know, police performing all this shit, right? Like, and then you see people being oppressed over in another country that clearly, and he's like, oh, fuck, it's totally fine. So if I'm like, dude, you have no connection with common folk,

you're just trying to pretend that you do because you would, there's no way in hell. You'd be able to be like, black lives matter, but, you know, fuck them muzzies and who cares? Well, also, let's hold on. It's not, no, no, no. Okay, go ahead, go ahead. Let's also not pretend that he's like the biggest athlete on the planet.

That's just not true. He is, though. No, he isn't. No, he isn't. I can think of like three people right off the top of my head. Please go ahead. Seth Rogan, the quartering. The Rogan, the quartering.

And who else? And Joe Rogan. Joe Rogan. Too many Rogans, dude. Sorry. Joe, Seth, and Phil Rogan. All the Rogan. Every single Rogan.

Phil Rogan. There's no Phil Rogan. You ever seen that picture of, you know that artist Lushux? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. You ever see that picture of your painting of LeBron as the fucking the Chinese leader dude? It's so fucking beautiful. It's such a nice picture.

I love, I love what he does. China's so fuck. It's so weird, man. Because it's like, yo, if you want to be big, you got to suck some Chinese dick. And it's like, bro, this is so horrible. I mean, look. This is so terrible. If somebody comes to me and says, like, say if LeBron just knocked on my door right now for whatever fucking reason or my window, he's just like on the side and he's just like, hey, hey, look, look it, man.

Just knocking on the door and he just tells me, dude, they're going to kill me. You don't understand. Like, if they were actually going to, like, they were threatening his life, I would take everything back that I said. Okay, I understand. You want to talk shit, but they're literally going to kill you. And I'm like, okay, dude. I think that's the mass majority of, like, of sentient people. I'll fuck with China.

I'll fuck with China in that case because I don't want to be killed either. So, I mean, that's just the unfortunate thing. I kind of don't. Most people don't. Most people don't. So I think we'll move on to this Twitter discourse, this Kinket Pride stuff. This Powerpuff Girl script that leaked, I don't know if you guys saw this. Bubbles.

I heard She's the toughest nigger Buttercup She has do best is fight our Power Pop safety day Fucking Knicks Catching fucking blow Let's go

I was gonna get pretty dark Let's go So the script for the live action either continuation or reboot or I don't know it's it's some like edgy like adult power puff girls show that is for some reason got greenlit uh supposedly had a script leaked I don't know if this is real I don't know if this is actually like a leak from the script but apparently um like apparently like the news this news article that I'm finding says like live action powerpuff girls to be reworked after campy script allegedly leaks and a lot of the

posts with this script were copyright struck, so leads me to believe that there's some validity to it, but this could all be bullshit. Like, who the fuck knows? Oh, my God, this shit makes me upset. Could be for hype purposes. Could be for hype purposes. I don't know why they would release this.

I don't know why they would release this for hype, because it's, this is the worst, this might be the worst script I've ever, ever seen. Like, I sincerely, Success starts with your drive, and American Public University is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward.

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

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This may be worse. What the hell is wrong with you? You read porn scripts? Yeah, just read them. They don't type up scripts for porn. It's usually like improv or like loose outlines. Not that I would know. Anyway.

You got caught with your hand inside the spaghetti, bro. I'm going to put some of the script on screen right now. because I toyed around with the idea of like maybe doing like a read but there's no real coherent like we could do there's one page that I find particularly egregious because there's a character named Drake in it which I just immediately assume is Drake you the fucking best you know it is

look we loved being the Powerpuff girls but sometimes we wanted to to be other things too, like in dirty dancing. Baby wanted to join the Peace Corps, but she also wanted to be a fancy slut, and her dad didn't get it. And then acclaimed artist Drake chimes in emotionally. Jerry Orbach was doing his best to understand. Don't know the context of this, which makes me believe that this is real.

Because there's nothing funny about that line that would be immediately shitposty. It's such a weird, but it's so. bad also. It's so confusing this script. Hey, can you do that emotional though? Can you do an emotional Drake? I need you to do that again. What is Jake? All right, let me let me do my best Drake impression.

Jerry Orbach was, dude, it's best to understood. Oh my god. That's him, right? That's Drake. I'm about to go to bed. Yeah, that's fucking spot on, dude. Yeah, I have never heard Drake speak, to be honest. So, I don't know what he sounds like. He just sounds like, oh. Like, I'm Drake. I'm Drake. I'm I don't have legs.

Oh, this niggas shot me. I've been through a lot. I've been through a lot, you know. This niggas shot me in Canada. Hola, how is this? Me, I'm, me, am Drake. Nice to meet you. Did you just go from Spanish to Russian?

He's Russian with Spanish descent. Me yamo Drake. Nice to meet you. Don't know is the Power Puff Girl. Buttercup says Blas, wake up or will leak your nudes everywhere. Hey. Hey, I just can't believe this. It doesn't even like, it's so try-hard adult, you know?

Like, are they going to have fingers? Like, what's going on with that whole thing? I mean, didn't you see the leaks of the first look of them? That could just be them before CG. You think they're going to see CG their fingers off? Do they're going to see them? Oh, my God, I can't breathe. I can't, can we stop this.

Please, this is a fucking, this is a nightmare. This is a nightmare. What's interesting about, I personally wanted to make fun of the script a little bit, but I also just kind of wanted to like mention the fact that PowerBuff Girls for whatever reason is like the one show that's been like constantly revived. Like they had that one revival of the cartoon in like 2016, 2017 that was like really bad. And now, and then they did that, I think before that reboot they had like this one, this one off like animated special that was like, in like a completely different art style and it was just very weird as well and now they're doing a live action like R rated type D like it's it's of all the things from back in the day I'm I think I'm just surprised that it's Powerpuff girls that is the thing that's being mined for modern content because I just don't understand I'm I'm not I'm not surprised at all no no why I'm not surprised is because um uh uh Little girls are the, like, that's consumer, that's like, they make up so much of the consumer market.

Just buying, like, little girls, a bunch of accessories and stuff. And Powerpuff Girls was such a, you couldn't go anywhere at me as a kid. You can't go anywhere without seeing that shit all over every little girl. And the thing is, it was cool for the guys to watch too because of the supporting cast. Their villains are some of the best characters still to this day. Like they're so fucking They had so much character Like it kind of reminded me of like a

A miniature playful Batman Where the villains are more interesting Than the than the protagonist Yeah Yeah Mojo Jojo is like a fucking goat man He's the shit

I'm actually Him was great also Him is nuts man That's like the most Indrogynous fucking flamboyant thing As like you did not see shit like that on television And like, at some points, though, I will admit, sometimes it was a little bit too sexual where I'm like, all right, dude. Like, there's a, there's a professor's like fucking possessed and like him just fucking like is like on him and like just licks his face and shit.

And it's just like, like it's a great scene. It's a great scene. But I'm like, I mean, I could. I could do without. I can do without that. That's a little weird. But, but fuzzy lumpkins, the amoeba boys. fucking, they just

Gang Green Gang, Green Gang. Dude, the ace from the gang Green Gang Join the fucking gorillas. Yeah, literally. That's so ridiculous. It's very true. It's very true. I was like, what the fuck is this? It's crazy, man. I guess you're right.

It is a pretty, it is a pretty, like, of the shows back then, I guess I'm not, I guess what would you have? Like, Johnny Bravo, that shit wouldn't fly. Dexter's Lab. That show was being sexually aggressive of the show. His sexual assault the show He would never assault anybody But he would be aggressive

He would just be very aggressive He'd be very forward He never did He never overstepped But he got close to the line Way too often It's like if that show was like if Harvey Weinstein Was a respectful Elvis

I Ha ha ha ha ha ha It's true I don't know why But I can see it I can see it I can see Harvey White's state. Hey, Mama, you want to be in a movie?

Hey, you want to do the monkey with me? Dude, yeah. Johnny Brab was dope. I loved all of those because they're all in the same fucking universe, dude. It was a good. They are, they are, right? There's so many, there's like a lot of crossover, like, fucking, like, Dexter and Johnny Braw and all that stuff. Sometimes they would have, like, recurring characters in between, like, certain segments and stuff.

that they would do. And I love, man, I love Dexter was like another one that was just, uh, uh, that was very imaginative. And I love just have a kid with a lab. That's like every kid's dream and just doing a bunch of wacky shit. I love that art style too. I don't know what it was. Like every time they made like, I remember I had an action figure of like one of his robots or whatever the fuck because it was just like so aesthetically pleasing to look at.

I don't know what the hell it was. It was a lot of squares and then circles on top of squares. It was super like simple, but like it just worked really well. It totally worked. They understand, I think artists back then had a pretty good understanding of like angular geometry. Like a lot of shows now are very like curvy, you know? Not that it's like, you know. Like, not that it's like, like, not that it's inherently like bad.

The things are like curvier. I think obviously like, I don't watch Cartoon Network really. We don't have cable. And I didn't really watch it for long after, I think maybe like 2005 was like probably like the last time I watched it consistently. but I've seen clips of that gumball show and that shit's fucking impressive from an animation standpoint they're like mixed mediums all the time and it's like and that's a curvy show too

but back then there was like a lot of sharp lines and a lot of like thick outlines it's like it's very very striking from a visual perspective and I feel like now is a little bit more I don't know like Stephen Universe kind of looks like every other show you know yeah that's very weird yeah yeah it's the yeah

But I don't know. Yeah, man. But yeah, Power Above Girls, I, I always, I've always really. Success starts with your drive. An American Public University is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward. Whether you're changing careers, starting fresh,

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I think I saw billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recover. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

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Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, Thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. I just thought it was also a very well-written show. It was, there was always things that stood out to me, even like to this day where I hear certain words or I think certain things. I'm like, oh yeah, that reminds me of this fucking episode of PowerPup Girls.

And it's actually really, it's actually really strange that that happens. I'm like, wow, this, someone had an impact on me the same way that say SpongeBob, but not nearly as much as SpongeBob, but. But I just remember certain things, like my memory will snap into. Like if I hear the word hardcore, I'm like, oh, yeah, I remember that episode of Bubbles when she just snaps and she becomes hardcore and starts whooping everyone. And I think about, like, I see a dog in a car. I think about Bubbles beating the shit out of, there's a talking dog that's stuck in traffic. Who knows how the fuck it got there.

And then she takes it out and beats this shit out of the dog. Like, this is fucking. The thing that I Bubbles was always the worst one dude She was always the one not to be tried Dude remember when she stole everybody She stole like something from everybody And at the end they jumped her

It was a whole bunch of people Jumping bubbles I forgot what I remember that Was it their teeth She stole everybody's teeth Because she found out about the tooth fairy And then at the end they all pulled up on her

And they beat the shit out of her And I was just like What the fuck that's a kid. There's that there is also that like screen image of the bank robbers dressed as the as the powerful. That's a fucking amazing. That is such a, I love that. I wish I was there when they came up with that concept because you know they were laughing their asses out.

Like this is so fucking stupid. Let's do it. It's just the fact that they, I love the idea that even the artists know how mutilated and mutant these children look because in order to make adults look like. in order to make adults look like them, it just doesn't work. They don't have fingers, how do you think this whole fucking

weird live action thing's gonna go? What channel is it going to be on, first of all? I don't know if it's a movie or a show. I don't know what the fucking deal is. I don't know either, actually. If it's on HBO, I'll give it a watch.

I'll actually give it a watch if it's on HBO. I guarantee you it's not going to be good. If it was a live show, I imagine if it wasn't live action And if they tried to do something like That Harley Quinn shit And they're older Like they did on HBO Max

I would probably give it a try Harley Quinn's such a good show dude It's very good It's very reminiscent of if you guys have ever seen Drawn together It has really like just Just fucking egregious Stupid shit happening nonstop

And very you know Stuff that I guess wouldn't fly but it's kind of under the radar. Yeah, yeah. It's like a smarter, more subtle drawn together. Drawn together was just sort of like shock value of the show. It was like a lot of,

like half the show isn't really funny. It's just sort of like, oh, how shocking. And then half the show is hilarious, but it like never balances really well. Whereas that Harley Quinn show is a really good, is actually pretty, like, I've laughed pretty consistently every time I've seen like clips of it.

But I agree. Like, I feel like if it was like, on HBO or if it was on like you know a service like that where it was animated and it was like a little bit more adult but not like just egregious like trying to be like super like because this script feels really try hard especially for a live action show uh but one thing i will say is you should dash your hopes of HBO because this is as i thought i knew it intuitively it's a c w show so how could it's the only uh it's cw is home of diarrhea television that it just it gets renewed and stuff yeah i'm telling you man it it it it

a lot of people always try to get me to shit on c w and i usually just say guys this shit is not for me that's really the best thing that i can say this stuff it's i tried watching the first few seasons or not tried i watched first few seasons of arrow and flash and i thought i was all right and then it just became like 99% CW to where I was like oh this is I can't watch this anymore and then they kept making new shows super girl and batwoman and these things and I'm like oh it's just it's basically just romance now like how every other uh supernatural and all those other shows I love Supernatural so much well that was my show for years because for a period of time then you might like to CW shows amazing no no no no no I'm talking about like old CW like when

I was like in elementary school. Like it was, I watched vampire artists with a girlfriend I had at that time. You watched the whole series together. I regret that entire relationship. But what you call it? I watched Supernatural from the beginning, like the first episode airing.

Okay. And I finished a series eventually because I was like, I have to finish this. I've been on this ride. But for like, consistently for like six seasons, that show was stunning. And then it just turned in the, something else and I was like what happened I think that show was ever good personally but it was

really good dude it was a good fucking show I saw the first season and I hated it like every moment so good oh god I can't I can't say anything about it I just I can't imagine it being good but then again I remember watching like maybe three seasons of Arrow and I remember enjoying it and I also thought the choreography was actually pretty good surprisingly for like being on CW, it was like, oh, they're actually

putting some love and care into the action. But then it started, it literally just became like, uh, triangles of like threesomes and shit. Like,

oh, I'm in love with you and I'm, I was like, oh, this is fucking, what about, one thing you can't deny is that the CW has,

uh, ownership of the greatest moment in televised episode, episodic television history. It's better than breaking bad. Better than, you know, better call Saul,

better than Game of Thrones better than anything on HBO and it's the moment where that time-traveling gorilla comes back in time to kill Barack Obama in college

and he says Barack Obama and that's it are you serious I'm not joking I'm not kidding it's an episode of Flash where GorillaGrod goes back in time

to kill Barack Obama in college and he says Barack Obama it'll almost be a Honor killing you. And then I guess the Flash has to go stop. I don't know. I don't know the context of that episode, but it's real. It's a very real.

See, now you make me want to watch Flash again. Because that sounds fucking, that's, see, that's it. I just, I'm tired of, like, them all having butt sex with each other. I'm like, I get it. I get it. I get it. Like, sex is cool. Like, I get it.

Give me some fucking gorillas in Barack Obama. I'm cool with that, man. That sounds awful. Give me some gorillas and brawlers and bra. Barack Obama. Yeah, give me some fucking Bo protecting him and shit. He fucks Guerrilla Grod up. Bo savagely attacking and killing Gorilla Grod.

Savagely. Guerrilla Grod's throat is missing because Bo devoured him. Oh, man. Anyway. And they got to put Bo down. They got to put Bo to sleep because he fucking sat. He murdered him. Yo.

We've talked about. We talked about nonsense for a long enough time. I figure now we can get into some questions from our wonderful audience over at patreon.com slash the snark tank. You should check that out. So we've got a couple here. They touch on a bunch of different things, generally speaking. Let's see, let's see.

Sticky wrote in. He says, hey, y'all, sticky here. New patron and first ever Patreon, Patreon Donator. Okay, cool. So we're his first Patreon, I guess. My question is this. Is COVID-19, or was COVID-19, I guess, if we're being optimistic, Papa John's Day of Reckoning, or is there something bigger on the horizon that we don't know about?

Much bigger. The timing of that, I will say, mighty suspicious. The fact that Papa John explodes on the internet says something's coming, and then the world's shuts down. There's, you know, where there's smoke, there's fire, you know, is all I got to say. And I hope to God that he doesn't have anything left under his sleeve or maybe like, if he has anything left, maybe he's going to, maybe he's calmed down over the last year in isolation.

But I would imagine he probably hasn't. I'd imagine he's just been sitting in his pizza palace, fucking festering with rage. So, I don't know, I don't know, man. There's something big on the horizon. There's something very big on our own. horizon that we don't understand. We're ignorant to the fact that Papa, Papa's angry, man.

He's real angry and he wants us to pay for what we did. And I don't exactly know what we did. But Papa's coming back. Well, we didn't have his back, dude. We didn't have his back. That's what happened. We failed him.

We had the program to Enwood out of his fucking vocabulary. We just let him keep saying N-word. He would have been able to keep saying N-word. The world would have been safe. There'd have been so many more lives. I would have been able to have a 2020, but no, no, we tried to take one word out of the Papa's fucking vocab and now look, look how many people are dead. You fucking fools. 500,000 plus in the U.S. alone, all because we couldn't just let it go.

Just let him say. Just let it go, man. Did you look into what happened, like the aftermath of a, because he was saying that he got set up and shit? No. And I started looking into it and it turns out, it turns out that the company, I forget, they're called dirty laundry. There's something laundry, whatever the hell it is. The company that owns all that shit or something. And they were like recording the calls and stuff like that.

They like record stuff and with that conference stuff. It turns out there actually was a conspiracy and Papa's like, he was like, win. winning in court. They were like, oh, there's proof that they set him up to oust him so then they can take his money. And the thing is, I was like, oh, that makes sense. Rich people, like, you know, these people that are fucking million and billionaires. Like, oh, yeah, why wouldn't they do that? They do shit like this all the time. It's like a Game of Thrones, but just with suits on. And the thing is, but not in Papa's defense, you can just easily not say the N-word. even if you're giving an example

because he was talking about Colonel Sanders or whatever dropping in bombs like crazy because he's obviously wearing a white tuxedo he clearly says the like if as soon as you have on a southern tuxedo like or a southern suit that white one you can't help but say the N-word it's every other sentence

like it comes the suit comes with it yeah it comes with that ability N-word usage up by 500% It happens. So just him talking about Colonel Sanders, he couldn't help but start saying like, I would never say inward this and that and this and that.

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There's like transcripts and all this stuff and I was like looking into the qu-and-then I got uninterested. But apparently that's what's been happening. And then I was like, this is fucking, this is why the reckoning happened. He was like, you niggas, and I quote, You niggas didn't have my back The niggas especially I'm directly talking to the niggas

The niggers of the world I gave y'all niggas pizza And this is how you repay me And then he's a villain He's just this larger than life villain I gave you pizza I stole pizza from the gods and gave it to you And this is how you fucking repay me

I'm Papa fucking John on bro he's like papa papa prometheus giving us the gift of sauce and buttered garlic and shit and what if he opens we forsick we forsook him what if he we forsook what if he what if he opens up a new pizza place and he comes out with a big bombshell guys i knew this would happen so i've been keeping the real recipe for a day like today introducing John Papa pizza and it's the real

and it's the best pizza objectively on the surface of the planet like it's actually like the real like the non-sabotaged version of the recipe like you take a bite of it and you can speak Italian yeah it's serious you're like

but by the belly like immediately dog it's like fucking Mario dog you sound like something you sound like someone that's should be in a godfather, bro. You feel like something that would enjoy a godfather a lot.

And you get arthritis in both of your hands, so they're just stuck in that Italian fucking, the Italian fucking fingers. You just immediately can't move them anymore. His hands look like, his hands look like Lego hands, but they're melted together on the edge. Like they're just hoops. You become real casually racist, like real casually racist. I must take my medicine.

fucking Legos dude Man being a Lego must be the fucking worst Nah man You always can beat your dick man Your dick is always beatable It is you always get the cup What if your dick isn't fucking What if it's too skinny?

Square What if you got a square dick Dick? You got a skinny dick or a square dick Or your dick's too big And it don't fit That's the worst one. You live in a natural, you live in a natural environment where you can only beat off if your hand and dick are exactly the same proportions.

And they fit together perfectly. No, no looser, no tighter. God help. That would be, that would do the job better than cornflakes did it stop in masturbation, you know. Yeah, I can't believe that was like actually like a thing. I couldn't believe that. Anyway, Derek, Doug's discount toiletries,

you wipe it and we swipe it, Rodin. He wrote regarding, because we had a conversation in, I think, either last episode or the episode before about what we would, Derek, you said you would name

your son, Fighter or something. And he goes, not a question, but hoping it gets read or at least mentioned. Y'all were talking about worst names to give someone. and after learning Derek's last name is Pilot

how about he names his son Pontius isn't Pontius the dude who like nailed him to the cross or something isn't Pontius Pilate the guy that like betrayed yeah he's a guy that nailed Christ to the cross I'm mistaken I'm fairly right I think it is because Judas was the one Judas was the one who betrayed him

Judas didn't like do the you know the craftsmanship Yeah How do you spell that P-O-N-T-I-U-S You know what's the first governor Roman providence

In serving it under more Perthiparius In the years 2000 You know what's awful about this? Not only is Sweeney reading Slowly like he usually does But he's doing it away from the mic

So he's doing it away from the mic He's reading to himself but out loud He's the one who ordered the crucification Of which was Jesus Christ Oh So he just post-mated it? He just oh He was just the one who ordered it?

Yeah. Yeah. Ponce's pilot. Is that how you actually pronounce his name? Because it's like, you know, Pilate. Pilate. Pilate. Pallate.

Pallate. I'm pretty sure it's Pontchus Pallate. It's a bunch of the Pilate. See? With the pizza sauce. You say Pilate. You say pilot. Is that how you pronounce it?

Mm-hmm. It colloquially it is Pontius Pilate. But like, I don't know. fuck knows how people used to say it back then we don't have any recording nobody was recording any like fucking like mixtapes back then I would just around though I want to bring us I want to bring something up though that I don't understand it you know what I don't understand why do we try why do we translate names if like isn't the way somebody's name is you want to pronounce it the way it's supposed to be why do we translate like say Latin

names into like oh this is how you would say it in English instead of in Latin like say like right here it says Pontius Pilates. That's how you would actually pronounce his name. But for some reason you want to say Pontius pilot. We're like, wait, if you, if Pontius, if Pontius pilot was alive today, you'd be like, who the fuck are you calling? That's not how you, it's like, what, Christos. Christos regonius, like, you know what I'm saying?

Like, that would be your Latin shit. Yeah, yeah. I understand what you mean, but that's because those languages exist, you know. Like, I get that that is stupid. You are right. I've thought of this before. was like, why would you pronounce someone's name in the way it's pronounced other place? If I'm saying it right now, that doesn't make any fucking sense.

Me saying it any other way than I'm saying it. Yeah. But it's because those languages exist. And usually the files of those languages, these characters are people. I said characters. I thought the Bible was a manga. But these people, that is how they're pronounced. That's how people would say their name.

It's like how Christopher in Spanish is Christobo. Yeah. Or like, say, look, the way they'll do like Stephen and Esteban. It's like it's supposed to be like, oh, this was Steve. Like, I don't understand. I'm like, why can't, why can't we just keep Esteban? Well, Esteban. Esteban, well, Esteban is actually a mispronunciation of Stephen.

Is that real? I'm not, yeah, like, it's, so listen to this and tell me, tell me if it makes sense. I'm not joking. Esteban? I'm going to kill you. Esteven? I'm going to kill you. I swear to you, dude.

My grandmother did this all the time. She would do this, because a lot of, for what. whatever reason, eh, comes before a lot of shit. I don't know why. It's weird, but it's true. That's crazy because that's not how my grandma speak Spanish. She just says Stephen or Estevan. It depends on who she's talking to.

Well, my grandmother spoke Spanglish. Okay. You are right about the E. It's kind of like the... Eh, Stephen? But, like, that just sounds so fucking stupid of like, get out of that shit. It's real, but it's just, it's just, Because I mean, you think Stephen is a fucking name that like Spanish people would have fucking try this? No.

Stavan. Staben. Stefan is even stupider. Stefan. Stefan's like white as fucking Wonderbread dude. Stefan. I hate Stevens that names are pronounced as Stefan. I'm like, what the fuck is wrong with you? I just, vice versa.

I hate that there's even this, this whole like, why are we still, why do we keep this shit around? Like, why don't we eradicate the pH? Like, what, we have a V. why is it there? I don't know. And we don't need to do that shit. We don't need to do that shit. That's old-timey language.

That's old shit. I don't know. I don't know. We need a next question. I'm getting pissed off. I'm not fucking poniest. I'm not Chris Ponius or whatever the fuck this guy said. I'm not,

I'm not my kid's not going to be. My Chris isn't, yeah, my kid's not going to be named. It's going to be a fucking fucker. Fucker pilot. That'll be dope. He's going to get so much. Your son's going to get a bunch of fish at a back of his head. You are going to beat the shit out of him

I'm gonna pierce his son up They're only gonna beat him up when he's facing away from them Because they can't bear to look at him Look at him Look this fucker God, I can't I can't bear to look into his eyes When I beat him up

I can't look at this fucker what he's crying I can't see fucker cry They feel bad for him Because he has a stupid name But they don't respect him enough to treat him with dignity So they just beat him up and face him away from them So they can't feel as bad Imagine turning your back

And as soon as you turn your back You get punched in the head every time Like 10 times in 10 seconds The back of your head is callous, bro Stiff Dude, you would have brain damage By the end of the day They look at the footage on like a CCTV

And it just looks like fucking Goku fists Just raining down Oh my gosh Oh, my God. What's that? Yeah, Pontiac. Nikki Ziggy wrote in.

She's talking about, she wrote a question about, she wrote a question about female characters. She's, hello, good and respectable gentleman. Under the advisory of Sir Reagan and King Swee, I have watched Breaking Bad and Invincible. I really enjoyed both. I'm on season three of Breaking Bad. My question for you three is about the female characters in the show that everybody hates. I don't understand why they're so hated

I think Amber and Skyler I don't even remember Amber I think Amber and Skyler are bitchy Oh Amber from Invincible Okay yeah That makes sense Don't get me wrong Don't get me wrong

But I don't think they deserve The gargantuan amount of hate they receive I don't know if it's the fete I don't know if it's the femoid blood In my veins or what But I want to ask the three The three least level-headed guys I know Whose opinions I scarcely appreciate

What they think and why Okay so Skyler, I would agree, got too much hate. Way too much hate. It's obvious why she got the hate, though. It's obvious, but at the same time, having rewatched it, I was like, all right, well, this is a bit more of a cop. I think when you know how the show ends, it's a little bit different. Because when you're going through the show for the first time, you're just thinking, oh,

Walter White is like, oh, he's going through like a bad. and by the way let's not spoil the ending here because obviously she's like not finished with it but look look you know he's going through shit he's trying to do shit for his family you're just kind of going in with that context but by the end of it it's like it's a very different story Skyler did some shitty shit

but ultimately it's like yeah she she did help him like eventually and it was like I don't know that was a little bit more obvious Amber Amber's a different story Amber I didn't mind until one point towards the end

where there was just a decision that was made with her character and I think the second to last episode is that right Sweene? Yeah, see the last episode. I thought she was fine. I didn't have a problem with her at all but that one character change that they made

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $1.20 million is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

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Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. In that episode specifically made me just like, okay, well, what the fuck? Why?

Why would you do that? And my opinion on both of those is very, oh, sorry, it cuts you off, Derek. No, all I was just going to say is that. Oh, no, go ahead, go ahead, dude. Oh, go ahead. Okay, okay, okay, let me smith. Jesus, you're the worst. My thing is that Skyler was not wrong.

I don't think Skyler was wrong at all. I think she was like, there's a certain point where she was like, all right, you're in the thick of it now, too. Like, you've done what you've done. So now you're disinvolved. But, like, in the beginning, she wasn't wrong at all for what she thought. Oh yeah. Because like, what the, you can't, you can't just, you can't just be like, oh, yeah, I'm making drugs for these, like, cartel members. You can't, you can't come to someone like that and be like, just get it, Skyler, just understand this is for my family. I was like, yo, Walter, you're fucking walling right now.

Especially because early on in that show, he could have gotten help. Like, there were, he had friends who literally offered to pay for his treatment, you know. It was just like No problem at all. They would have just done it for him Because he'd actually he was a good dude And he just went down his rabbit hole He was like I'm

He got high on his power Yeah It's Scott She's a regular character That did a What any person would do in the real world And it's just simple Walter is the lovable

In the beginning The lovable anti-hero and then he doesn't become he's not easy you know he's an antagonist he grows into it yeah yeah he's also the main he's also the main character

doing all of the cool shit so just from like an entertainment standpoint you're not really there to see or at least like maybe a lot of I think Breaking Bad was a show that a lot of people watched before they were really ready to absorb that kind of content like a lot of people were like

oh man Walter's so cool even towards the end it's like uh Walter's a piece of shit Walter's a monster dog The whole point of the show The whole point of the show Is that he's like terrible But

You know The point is that him and Jesse Change places Him and Jesse Literally go from being like It's like Oh Jesse's a good dude

And he's like really repentant For what he's done And Walter is just getting worse Until the end He has like a sort of redeeming moment But like Jesse's life is over His life is like done

Yeah Like, it's definitely like a show about a person becoming a villain. And, like, I just think people were more invested in that than they were necessarily his wife. I don't think it's necessarily, like, because they're females. I think it's just because they're not the main character that people just kind of have. People just inherently don't like characters that get in the way of the main character, unless that's, like, the point, you know? Yeah. Think about, sorry.

No, go ahead. I was just going to think about one of the most despised characters in recent history, Joffrey. Oh, yeah. Joffrey and Game of Thrones. He was so despised that the actor didn't want to act anymore after that shit. He was like, this shit sucks. Like, I just, people hate me. And he's just like, he just did that good of a job and had nothing to do with, you know, with fucking sex.

It's just this character was such a menace and fucked with everybody that they, you know, know, oh, everyone loved fucking that idiot that was in a fucking Lord of the Rings and then he's fucking and then he's gone and then he's gone because of Joffrey. And it's like, fuck this guy, you know, like, you just, you hated him. And she's fucking with, she's fucking with Walter and we love Walter. It's simple. And it's especially like. I didn't like Walter from the moment where, oh, I can't spoil a moment.

Don't spoil it. But there was a certain moment where I'm like, yo, Walter's fucked up. I can't fuck with this dude. but I want to see how bad he gets. Yeah, yeah, exactly. It's way worse from that moment. And I'm like, God, damn. It's interesting because it's a different moment for everybody who, like, watches the show.

Like, the moment where it's like, ooh. I think I know the turning point for most people. I know what my turning point was. I think we'll talk. I'll discuss it. I think everybody knows. Can you beep it out? Can you bleep it out if I say it?

I mean. Or do you rather not beep it out? I'd rather not just not even bother with any more editing than I need to. But it's a good show. and you should finish it real soon because it's fucking really good but I would also say that I have I didn't like Skylord first I watched the show again and I don't really I still find her like annoying in certain places but I don't you know that show is is just so good that it's hard for me to have a bad time watching it anyway and he's meant to be in Amber that means she did her job well

yeah exactly she's a great actress she's in Seinfeld also which is funny but and so was a Walt actually but that's right The Amber is a different thing where it's like that was just sort of like I'm very quick to turn around on my perspectives of fictional characters I'm very quick to not like a character the second they do something that I think is just beyond the pale stupid and that is something that happened with that.

I thought she was fine. I liked her character up until this one point in the second to last episode of the show where they were just like all right this is really annoying. I don't think she's like irredeemable but I just think it ruined her character for that season. I was the same way in there's a stranger thing season. I can't remember which one.

Oh, I go again. With fucking Sean Ashton where I liked his character. I liked his character up until the moment where he's in that room. He drops, he forgets the fucking gun. And I'm like, you're in a building full of demons and you left the gun.

I hope you die. And he died. And I was having a grand old laugh. And this was at a party too. This is at like a party where everybody was watching and they were like invested. And it was like, ooh, I can't wait to see what happens. People love this character. And I'm like, good.

I'm so glad you're getting eaten to death on the fucking ground floor of this dingy hotel. Fuck you. I was happy about it because I'm very quick. The second somebody does something that I cannot fucking fathom, they're gone. They're not a person to me. Especially in fiction, obviously. Yeah. I do that when I'm watching.

If you just sound stupid. Go ahead. It just nods. It was stupid. It was a really stupid moment. I think I was at that party with you. And I was just like, oh, fuck. No, you weren't there.

This was at... I wasn't there? No, no, this was at Lacey's house with her friends. I remember this. I remember it, like, night and day. Because some of them were just like, how can you be so mean? And I was like, what do you mean?

He left the gun. He deserves this. Yeah. I don't care if he was fucking Bilbo Flaggans or whatever the fuck his name is. I don't care. Billbo Swagins. What was his name? Sammy?

Swagins. Sam. Sammy Classic Sonic. Gamji? I don't know what it's fucking... Something like that. Gensu. Ninja Guyden, something like that. Yeah.

Sean asked him. His name was Ninja Guided. In Lord of the Rings. He played Ninja Guiden. In Lord of the Rings. Yeah. He played Ninja Guided. Stop with that piercing gaze.

Sam was Ninja Guiden. Anyway. I don't know. I do think some people... Obviously, like, there's always going to be a subset of people who are like just objectively misogynistic for no reason

and obviously there are always going to be people who just like hate men for no reason too it's like there's always these people but I think generally in my experience most criticisms that I've seen in person not online you know it's a whole different story but in person a lot of the criticisms that I've seen of these characters are a little bit more like nuanced and not so black and white

but you should definitely finished Breaking Bad because it's fucking great. I might watch it again, honestly. I might watch it again too, actually. Yeah, that's one. I think you should watch it like every few years, like, every four years. It seems like pretty good.

Kind of refresh your memory. I can't usually do that with dramas, but for whatever reason, that one's just... I think it helps because that one's kind of funny also. Like, they have those, like, episodes with, like... Or when he, like, throws the pizza on the roof or when they're, like, trying to kill that fly, and it's like a Tom and Jerry episode.

And it's just in the middle of this like really intense drama with like incredible actors and like just... You know what I think... Even the dramatic scenes are funny. Like there's... I remember this one scene where there's that there's that whole scene introducing

that there's like a prostitute character. And it's just this really preppy song and she's just... It just shows her day. And it's like a cold open for an episode and it's funny, but it's also like dire and sad. Really great. Vince Gilligan's crazy. He's really stretched, by the way.

He's really stretched the fame from Breaking Bad for quite a while. Like, I love his work and all that, but like he's still making Better Call Saul, you know? He's stretched this shit out. Like, he really milked this. Not even in a bad way. Like, he's, because he's consistently making good shit, but it's like, damn, you really know how to maximize your output when you hit, when you strike gold. He's like Capcom. He's like Capcom. He's like Capcom for sure.

He's like, fucking. Capcom is never going to say. Better call fucking better call Saul 2 Turbo and shit. Like you just got to keep it on. Two Turbo. How many Street Fighter 2s were there? Were there like 6? There was probably more.

There was hyper world champions. There was two Turbo. I play two Turbo. Two Turbo is my favorite. Yeah, Turbo's the best one. Putting up fucking four stars. That shit was like crack to me. I'm like, let's fucking go.

Like just, I like fast fighting. games, they're just, like, just make it fast, man. I can't fuck. I don't have all day. I don't have a fucking day. Let's go. Let's kick some of this, man.

There were six. There were six Street Fighter 2 games. That's it. I thought there was more. No, no, there were six different versions of Street Fighter 2, period. There was like, there was turbo. Yeah, turbo.

There was, there's in their hyper. There's like, what about the HD remix? Like, there's got to be more than six. Oh, okay. I guess you want to go HD remix-wise. There's a lot. There's so many. There's world championship.

There's world. There's world. There's, he just doesn't comprehend what I'm going to find is supposed to do. Super and Superfighter turbo. And then the HD collection.

Okay. The HD collection? What did that come with? Was it, is that a collection? Wait, hold on. There's a collection.

There's more. Is the HD collection? There's more. Just a collection of your, is there's all. Then there's Ultra. And then there's also revival. What the fuck?

Sweeney's been fired. And then there's the anniversary edition. Yeah, the anniversary edition, I have that that was a 10 year anniversary. And they also had a 20 year on PS2. Is the collection just a collection of Street Fighter 2s? Is it just the Street Fighter 2 collection? It's all versions of the street fighter 2. It was another version of where you got it again. That's amazing. That's the one I have it. The anniversary

one, I think there was a, I think what was it? Ten year. I think they had a year anniversary, I think on PS2, if I remember correctly, that also came the Street Fighter 2, the movie. Mm-hmm. And they, there was, Capcom knows what they're doing, man.

They just, they fucking, how many versions of Street Fighter 4 was there before they finally were like, fine, I guess we'll make 5. There was, I think it was five of those. Such a stupid amount. Egregious. Let me check how many Street Fighter's. Fucking stop. Stop this.

You guys are assholes. They're fucking, like, Skywra was, fucking Bethesda, like, literally it was like, dude, I like the cut of their jib. But you know what we're going to do? We're not going to fucking make different versions. We're just going to release the same fucking game every goddamn year. For Street Fighter 4, there's Street Fighter 4, there's the arcade release, there's the home release, there's Super. Then there's Super Arcade Edition, then there's Super 3D edition, and then there's Ultra Street Fighter 4th. You know, it's crazy?

This is DLC. It's this DLC and shit. I just got to DLC and had all these eventually. Yeah. You just wait until everything's out there and then it'll be good. Anyway. I love Capcom. Let's move on to Dylan, the Depressed Gears fan.

He wrote in. He wrote in about quitting your job. He says, hello friends that don't know me. I just recently quit my job because it blew dick. And on my way out, I laughed in my way out. I laughed in my boss's face. It was the most liberating feeling I've had in a while. Do you guys have any good stories if you or other people quitting? Thanks for the show fellas. No problem, dude. Congrats on doing that. Hopefully you...

Absolutely. You got something else. Yeah, man. But, dude, I saw this question and I immediately thought, and I don't know if you guys know this, because this is some deep lore that I am just super familiar with. the the first video that the nostalgia critic ever made

as far as I know was a video of him quitting his job that's how he exploded that was his first viral video I think of him he like he was like

strolling through his whatever the fuck out he looked like he worked at like a senior center or something it was very weird but like he ran through it with like I quit

like painting on his chest and he was like blasting what's that queen song? Just got to get out. Just got to be. Success starts with your drive and American Public

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20, billion recovered it's actually I think somewhere north probably closer to 22 23 after this year

and each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on awesome so how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan what would I do if I got into an accident probably the easiest way is dialing pound law that's pound 529 from your cell phone we are always open our call center is always waiting to take your call 24 7 365 wow Dan Morgan from Morgan and Morgan America's large injury Lofrin, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you.

Right out of here. Oh, okay. Yeah, fucking, the name's escaping me for whatever reason. I'm sure I'm going to get fucking crucified in the comments for forgetting it. Yeah, you're saying that fuck me up too, because now I'm just thinking about that one part, and I'm like, you're talking. Yeah. I don't have enough time to think. Oh, man, it's going to bother me now.

Fuck. It's, uh, God damn it. Hold on. Oh, it's just this part. What? Oh, well. I'm never going to remember this. It's not Bohemian. Anyway, whatever.

That's the only thing that I can think of. I don't know anybody who's like done. I think it is Bohemian Rhapsody when the fucking bridge kicks in. Bam, ba-da-down, bam, bam, bam. Oh, yeah, you're right. You're right. You're right. Okay.

I was like, I was thinking, I'm like, it has to be that, but because you're, you threw, you fuck me up so bad that I'm like, I'm sure that's what it is, but I was thinking it's not that. You said such a horrible part of that song's a quote. That's such a horrible part of the song. That's the part that's in the video. That's the part where he starts. So it's like, I don't know, I forgot. It sounds weird because it doesn't sound like,

when I think of Bohemian Rhapsody, I think of like Galileo, Galileo, you know, or like the very beginning where it's slow. I almost like, I never think about like the fast part, even though it's like the best part. Is it controversial to say that that fucking like acapella part, like I don't actually like that part of the song? Is that controversial?

I don't really like Bohemian Rhapsody to be. I like... Really? You don't like it? I like that song except for that part. Like, I don't care about that fucking part at all. The mama me, let it go. I'm like, get the fuck out of here. Like, the beginning, Mama, just killed the man.

I think that's fucking amazing. The piano is such a fucking... That fucking... Go ahead. What are you saying? I'm just confused. It's like, I love Queen and I love that song, particularly. Like, I've heard it a lot.

I've heard it a lot. Like, what? too many times, but I think every part of that song is great. Just that in tandem sometimes it sounds jarring for me. At first time I heard that song, I was like, what is this noise? And then I heard it a few more times and I was like, uh, excuse me, and then a guitar solo and I was like, oh, this is the best part of music. This is the best music in the world.

Yeah, I would say I've heard it too much, but I still love it. Have you heard Kanye's? Go ahead. Wait, what? Oh, I remember that. Have you heard Kanye singing that shit? It's great. Wait, what?

It's Kanye singing fucking Bohemian Rhapsody with no auto tune. I remember that. That was wild. It's fucking egregious. That reminds me of, that reminds me of, what is it, Puddle of Mud doing that Nirvana song? Nirvana. I can't be myself at night. That's a fucking good, that's a really good.

impression of that that was way more spot on than I was expecting Derek I still to this day I'm like they have to be he had to be fucking around how do you do that how do you sing that bad and not immediately be like

oh we can't air this it's fucking crazy you should have went to the fucking drawing board immediately when you heard that coming through the fucking monitor man like the but yeah the Kanye Bohemian Rhapsody is pretty bad um I think I'm just

It's pretty bad, but it's such a nice ambiance. Like him singing that, he's not singing well, but that's such a beautiful performing moment. You're, shut up. Shut the fuck. It is. No, you just like, no, you like Kanye too much to think that. That's what it is. I know he's a bad singer.

I've been a fan of Kai forever. If he doesn't have auto tune his voice, he can hold a note just barely. Like, it's teetering. And that just looks nice. What do you mean? What do you like the performance? I'm looking at the performance of it and it looks it looks kind of cool. He's trying.

Oh, shut up. That's so stupid. Looks cool. Not the performing cool and sounding good are completely different things. Does it sound good? You know, you shouldn't even give that amount of props to it. Just the thought that it like, oh, it looks good. So that's not what the performance is.

The performance is how he's. That's part of the performance. It's like 50% of it, which is like a failing grade. You just like Kanye too much, I think. I love Yeo, so, yeah. Yeah, that's what it is. Because that was just, I would have, I would have preferred if Kanye brought out a clown and just bashed his kneecaps in to an auto-tuned his screams.

That would have been a far more appealing performance to me. Well, that would be more appealing than probably any performance I've seen on, ever. I like it. 808 fucking bashed in kneecaps. That'd be a good album. 808 and knee rapes. That'd be great. First name Moe, last name, Lester, wrote in.

Such a good name. That's such a good name. He wrote in, oh man, I hate these questions. Hello to my favorite white supremacist podcast host. Listen, very, very false. Okay. We're the most diverse We are the most diverse podcast in the world

And just because Tarik Nasheed has returned Doesn't mean that you can just Throw these baseless accusations around All right I miss Tariq man I missed him Yeah it was a nice little It was a nice

It was a nice little moment in time It was like he was like he was in a bus That was driving by and he waved You don't remember Tarigneeshid? No Dog, no way. Tarregnashid made, you shot, you helped me shoot that video.

It was the, he was, he made like a database of, like, suspected white supremacists. He said Steve Raygun? He said Steve Raygun. You know when I hopped, when I hopped on the desk in our old Glendale apartment? And I was like, this is Tarik Nasheed School of Audio Engineering. And I screamed with my mouth closed because he had broken audio when he was addressing me. he popped up in the news kind of recently because he was like signal boosting this video of some hotel clerk having like a mental breakdown in the middle of the pandemic oh yeah that was horrible that was really a terrible thing oh yeah yeah and on my twitter you know he he really connected with that that was interesting but if you guys i gotta say this

if you're not familiar with tarik nashid type in tarik nashid bunty king it's the best fucking thing You'll see. His rant about buntinging is so fucking good. And I'll say he actually, and I'm in it a little bit. He talks shit about me too, but it's not nearly as good as fucking when he's talking shit about Bunty. He called you an emo Negro. Yeah. And he talked about fucking me putting dicks in my fucking ears.

Like he's like, he fucking has his, and he didn't know because people, I hate this. People call them gauges. Where it's like, well, they're just stretched ears. Like, a gauge is just a measurement. Like, you know, like a tire gauge. They're not fucking called gauges. Shut the fuck up. There's like zero gauge.

He called them, he called them a gorge. He called them gorge. He's like, because somebody was in the chat and wrote gauge. And he's like, what are those gosges? Is the freaking black man? Yeah, yeah. What are you talking about? He's a six, five fucking, he's huge.

He's a giant motherfucker. He's a big guy. Here's my five foot tall Jewish. ginger friend Tarik. What the hell could you have possibly Tarik Nasheed? Nasheed is a negified name of anything

so yeah I agree with that. Basically it's he renamed himself as like Muhammad Ali essentially. It's like one of those things where he took a very black Muslim type of name.

Like Tarik Nasheed strong I don't know if he's Muslim but I just with picking a name like that I would assume because that's not his real name. I know that's not his real name. I know it's just... Yeah, yeah. His real name is K-Flex.

With his number one hit, wash yo ass. Oh, man. He also wrote that, like, that dating book, The Art of Macon. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. So this blew my fucking mind.

I'm 13 years old. Seventh grade. I thought you were just saying that in general, like as a fact. I was like, Derek, what? 13. I'm 13. This whole time? I am.

Yo, this whole time. Am I even legally allowed to be on this? Is child labor for, is it child labor to have a, have a 13-year-old on a podcast for consistently? Yes. What the fuck? Yes. You're laboring. He's talking.

This is part of his stuff. You didn't ask my parents for consent to have me on. I just fucked you, son. You're going to jail. No, you just fucked me. Now you're going to jail. No, look, what I was saying is this is the craziest, like, the meeting between Tariq Nishita and I and everything. I felt like it was Destiny because the Art of Mackin is a very old book.

And I remember the title so vividly because I was in a black-owned bookstore in L.A. With my aunt. And I picked up that book, The Art of Macon, having no idea who the fuck T. Tari Kishid was at the time. And I was like, yo, this is great. Can I get this shit? And she was like, put that shit away. Like, just obviously, like, I'm being an idiot.

And then when I looked up his books and I was like, I can't, I held this book. How old is he? He's old as fuck. He's like in his 40s. Well, he's not like old as fuck, but he's much older than you think. He's in his 40s. Like, he wrote this book a long time ago to the point where I was like, I know this book. This is fucking insane that all these years later, he's talking.

shit about me on a stream. That is really amazing. I love him though. Like I have no ill will towards him whatsoever. I thought every single like bit of trash that he talked about any of us was just, he's like really, he's really

entertaining. Oh, it's comedy gold. All of it is, because he's oblivious. He's oblivious enough to not know anything about what he's talking about, but he's so convinced by all of it. Gorgeous. Gorgeous. He's one of them emo, he's one of them emo negroes, right?

He's one of their Coon minions. He calls me a Coon Minion, Emo Negro. The weirdest thing about the... The weirdest thing of him talking about, like, me being a rocker or an emo Negroes, like, while he's ranting, he's wearing a fucking Rolling Stone shirt. And I'm just like, you can't... You can't make this shit up. Like, he's wearing a fucking rock shirt on, and he's like, he's one of them rocker

Negroes or that emo Negro. And I was like, I... just can't. I love him. I love everything that he does. I literally love him. I'm em. I'm in love with you. I remember he was in like he was in Lacey's DMs like back then arguing. No shit. I wish I couldn't remember. I should ask her if she still has those DMs because like I remember them being really funny. But anyway, last question comes from obviously first name Moe, last name, Lester. We got sidetracked on Twitter. Oh yeah. Sheet's resurgence.

Somebody summoned him back into the fucking world with a goddamn pentagram candle set up. A pentagram and some fucking fried chicken. He fucking popped back up out of the fucking sea. Oh my God. That would probably, that would summon me, if anything. That's something to everybody. That's something everybody. Yeah, a whole block.

Everybody rolls up. They like, yo, you got chicken? I've been huge fans of Chris and Derek since 2016. I've been listening to you since episode one. This is my first ever Patreon donation. So be gentle. It's my first time. I got into debate with my co-workers a while ago about whether or not a cupcake with no frosting is just a muffin.

IMO, in my opinion, if the only difference is the level of sugar, then they're basically the same. One just has frosting and the other doesn't. My co-workers were split about 60-40 with most disagreeing, but I don't see why. I didn't feel strongly enough about this until the majority disagreed with me, so now I do. Sorry for the paragraph, but not really. Uh, no. Are cupcakes and muffins? Technically.

Technically. They're not. They're not. They're technically are. They're not. That's why I'm saying technically. They're not technically. They're not technically, no.

They come in the same fucking shape. They use the, the same basic ingredients. They're technically the same thing. Well, okay. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

I have a good point to raise here. are is a plain donut and a bagel the same thing they're not well donuts are very different from bagels though donuts are they are they're the same same way even the way you make them well they're the same shape they're the same it's it's bread but that's the thing derek donut but muffins and cupcakes aren't made the same way they're baked that doesn't mean they're the same thing they're not that that's do you not hear me say technically when you say when you say when you say when you say

technically about so you're not saying it's exactly the fucking same. So they're not the same thing. We can agree with it. Yeah, technically they are though. They're not though. Success starts with your drive and American Public University is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the

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number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan. Morgan, America's large injury law from Thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. Not even slightly. You're a fucking idiot. No, no, no, you're a fucking idiot. Muffins are more dense. The muffins are usually more densely made. That doesn't fucking matter, dude.

I'm talking about technicality. Jesus Christ, man. I'm not saying they're exactly the same. You're not listening to me. Okay. So, so what happens is right now, lead and gold are technically the same. Atomically, they're technically the same.

components, but they're not the same because of how they're structured. Oh, see, you're going way too far. You know, you can say, no, I'm being right. I'm being actually right about something. No, look, shut up. You can say cubic zirconia and moizenite, okay? Say cubic zoconia and moizenite. They're not the same thing, but technically they are because they look very fucking similar to.

Their heart, their heart isn't, but looking similar isn't the deciding factor. If you're going to say something's the same thing or something else, you gotta be like, all right. gotta be like, all right, this is the same as this, because this and this are the same. They're not the same. They're similar. That's why I'm saying technically you fuck.

You're so obtuse, man. What the fuck? I'm not obtuse. Yes, you are. In fact, I'm rudimentary as fuck. Oh my God, I'm going to kill you. Dude, cupcakes and fucking muffins. Okay, okay, let's do this.

Let's do this. I'm going to put, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, cupcake recipe yeah recipe and then and then let's put in a

wait let's actually just put in cupcake versus muffin because it's literally the first thing that popped up as soon as I put in Cupcake V

Cupcake recipes generally have more sugar and fat butter oil or dairy than muffins and may include ingredients like whipped eggs or even

ew mayo and yes cupcakes almost always include frosting okay so we know that but without frosting so muffins on the other hand are typically

mixed with the muffin method no matter their flavor what the fuck's the muffin method the wow the muffin method the muffin method what's the muffin method do you know the muffin method do you know a muffin method look at muffins obviously muffin

look it look at they're they're very similar and they're fucking sugary caked bullshit right that's all I think muffins aren't exactly cakes though they're there they're you ever had a crumb cake they're pretty dude cakes fucking are very they're very diverse yeah that's the word i'm looking for i would say that i don't know when i think of muffins and i think

of cupcakes like i could i could pick up one and be like oh that i can point them out of course you can i could even taste them out like oh that's a muffin that's a of course you can they're not that's a bald cupcake that's a muffin this is why this is why i say technically similar because it is absurd that muffins are eating you. even morning treats, like donuts. Where whoever made that shit up is fucking laughable. That, like, you know, people show up with donuts in the morning, like this sugary fried fucking pastry that's like,

that's just going to make you crash in two hours. It's stupid. It's a stupid thing to eat in the morning. And I feel like the muffins the same thing. It's still a very sugary thing that's going to make you crash. It's stupid. Look, I even have another argument for you. muffins have the muffin top are part of the design but cupcakes don't have that that's typically like a really good muffin that it'll have that mushroom shape but there are those ones that don't really rise that far out of the out of its cup thing whatever it but yeah it should have that you know a good muffin that they sell has that big fucking top the muffin top on it like i look it dude i understand that's why i say technically

I'm just saying Yeah, I agree that technically is Is being used in the correct way When Derek says it But I would say Here's what I would say I don't think they're the same thing Purely because if I bit into a cupcake

If I bit into what I was expecting to be a cupcake And I got a muffin I would be really infuriated And I don't like muffins I find muffins to be completely repugnant Like I don't see any reason to have a muffin No, they're just, they're really bland. Like, if I'm going to have a sugary pastry, I'm going to have a, I'm going to have a pastry that tastes really good.

I'm not going to have a fucking muffin that kind of is like, oh, I'm trying to be kind of like health conscious, but not really because I've had some fucking muffins, man. I've had some fucking muffins. Like, I've never had some muffins. What? Lemon poppy seed muffins are muffins, muffins, muffins are really good, man. I've had every, I've had every muffin that I could ever hope to have, and I just like, I, I'm not impressed. Yeah, and every work office and every. work office there's blueberry muffins and I'm just like fuck these things man they're just they're not

I'm telling you and you have to wash them down with something they're not they're fucking terrible food to eat in the morning yeah they're so dry also like you like you guys have had bad muffins man I've had great muffins I've made great muffins before like a banana like I didn't like banana flavored anything for a long time until I had like some homemade banana fucking walnut muffins and I was like oh this is amazing this is delicious they were nice and moist I got them while they were fresh or they didn't fucking feel like a cavern. They were great. I guess.

I just, I've, yeah, I've never, I agree with Chris where muffins are just, if you're going to have a fucking pastry and baked goods, give me, just,

I'm going to go all out. I'm going to get a fucking, I'm going to get a donut. I'm going to get something that's like already, might as well just go a little bit overboard, then try to pretend like I'm being healthy. Muffins are kind of, they're kind of,

it's like, you know, banana bread and all this shit where it's like, oh, Well, this is, I don't know. Like, get the fuck out. Bannad is good, too. It's fine. But banana bread isn't as good as, like, monkey bread or something like that.

Where, like, you know, like, you can. What's monkey bread exactly again? Monkey bread is, I forget the exact recipe of it. It's like, anybody. It's like, caramel, marshmallow. It's like you take, yeah, just, just pull it up. Pull it up because me trying to describe it's going to be stupid. What if, what if it was like Kingston bread?

That actually sounds delicious. What the fuck? Kingston bread sounds like it should be good So monkey bread is like this It's Man I can't find like it Why is it so hard to define? What is this?

Is this just like something that I only had like By sheer check? Like maybe it only existed when I had it And never existed again Um Uh definition Same same thing looking up right now A type of bread made by baking many small balls of yeast

Don't pain So it's it's look it up and it's basically that but it's like it's cinnamon it's like a cinnamon uh cinnamon roll cake it's like a cinnamon roll it's yeah yeah it's kind of like cinnamon roll it's it's a cinnamon roll cake but it's like it's it's not it's not exactly the same it's got a very distinct flavor to it but it's fucking so it is probably the most delicious thing i've ever had like i i still think about it

sometimes i'm like damn that's so fucking good um but it's yeah it's way better than fucking but i remember i had been bread once expecting something as flavorful as monkey bread. I was just like thoroughly disappointed. I was like, wow, this fucking... Yeah, it just doesn't have all the other fucking, like, 2,500 grams of sugar in it, that's why. Yeah, but, like, I don't know.

I don't like to pretend that I'm doing well. Like, I don't like to pretend... I agree. You know, like, if I'm gonna have a salad, I don't put any, like... I don't add any, like, crazy, like, unhealthy, like, sugary or, like, delicious... Like, I don't put any, like, real dressing or anything on my...

I just don't. Because I'm like, if I'm going to eat healthy, I'm going to eat the fucking roughage. I'm going to eat it. I have a drink that's plenty of, like, moisture enough for me. I don't need the salad dressing to make it moist or taste better. Fuck it. I'll have broccoli plain. I won't use salt or anything.

I won't dip it in cheese. I'm not that kind of person. If I'm going to eat healthy, I'm just going to eat it. And if I'm going to eat slightly, if I'm going to eat unhealthy, then I'm going to have something that at least tastes fucking mad, mad, mad good. You know? Yeah, I just don't care about that in between. It was like, oh, well, I could put like a little, just a pinch of salt on the broccoli.

and then it's not so bad. It's like, no, just eat the fucking broccoli like a fucking adult. I don't like half-assing it, man. Either I'm here, either I'm doing or I'm not doing it. Exactly. I agree. I used to live with my homie Brock and I would give him shit all the time for having sugar-free ice cream.

I'm like, you are the biggest piece of shit. I want to, sometimes I wanted to choke him for just being so, I'm like, don't either have ice cream or don't. Like, just don't. Sugar-free is a stupidish. it's almost like an oxymoron dude I wouldn't even mind it I wouldn't even mind that if it tasted good

but like usually just usually like whenever I have sugar-free ice cream I'm like man I wish I was having just normal ice cream I don't even like ice cream that much to be to be honest I like I love ice cream man I like I love frozen yogurt

that shit like I prefer I prefer frozen yogurt personally I definitely don't but it is definitely it is a little better for you I've had like I've had berry this berry ice cream that Paul, our friend Paul had this berry ice cream. I never thought about ice cream in that way, for whatever reason.

I don't know, berries just seemed so candy-oriented to me. I never thought to, like, have ice cream. That's like... I don't think I've ever had Rainbow Sherbert. You haven't. I got to introduce you this. I got to introduce you guys to something. That, uh, in my boys and girls' club, they used to go to when I was like 10.

This is the first place I saw it is a rainbow float where you just take Rainbow Sherbert and then you add Sprite. And I'm telling you, it's one of the best fucking treats ever. It's so good that you shouldn't have it that often because it's way too easy to scarf down. And then you just like had fucking, you know, 50 grams of sugar in a setting. Yeah. And you just fuck yourself. 50 grams of sugar in one thing.

That's terrifying. Dude, it's like you'll, it's, Ramboy and Sherber is, it's really bad for you. But it's so fucking good. And you pour spriten it, it doesn't make sense how well it mixes together. It's fucking ridiculous. And I have a picture of me actually at my, oh, this old house I used to watch. It's one of my favorite pictures because I'm holding it up,

holding it up in a glass. And then there's Otto Octavius or Dr. Octopus from the Spider-Man animated series on some old big-ass fucking fat television. It's one of my favorite pictures. We're like, Dr. Octopus is so fucking buff. He's so swollen that. I'm like, it's so unnecessary.

Or I'm like, why are you a, you're a fucking, you're a scientist. Why are you fucking... Everyone's jacked. Yo, Peter was bigger as Peter than he was at Spider-Man. Yeah, when he's Peter Parker. I love that. As Peter Parker, he's more jacked than he's more jacked than flashes, bro.

The only person more jacked than Peter was Eddie Brock. Yeah. I love that flash with like getting his face when he's like, it's like, dude, Peter could kill you. He can fucking kill you. It's a wall. All right. We gotta end this soon because now I want frozen yogurt real bad, but it closes soon. So I'm gonna, I'm, I just ordered food.

I just ordered frozen yogurt unironically. Are you serious? Yeah, why just talk I ordered it? What the fuck is this trigger finger shit? That was fast. I'm, yeah, I think, I think quick, man. Fucking dead I throw you? I'm just gonna walk down there.

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