The Snark Tank - #73: Batman Won't Eat P***Y

Episode Date: June 25, 2021

Heroes don't go down on women according to DC? The Green Goblin attacks New York City in real life? Masks are done? Cyberpunk is back but still busted? NYC Councilman caught in a BDSM bar? Derrick is lost in the Paris Catacombs? Let's talk about it on todays Snark Tank Podcast! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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He's trapped in Europe. Yeah, he's still in, I think he's in the catacombs in France. And he says apparently the electrical down there is not suited to modern hardware. you know he doesn't want to be responsible for burning down the catacombs although in my opinion you know that could go away and we'd be fine fun fact people go there every year and get lost

in those catacons like every year maybe not last year because you know but uh that can't be real i don't believe that actually people go down to the catacones and get lost what do you mean that's a thing like how you mean what do you mean how do you mean how do you get lost and get lost no but how do you go off course in a tunnel no it's not just a simple straight thing shoot tunnel it's like a bunch of fucking ins and outs and shit but surely like like if they're opening it up to people surely they have to have an understanding of like they must have mapped it out like there's no way that they would assume they would but people still do go down there and get lost like a regular like regular i feel like i feel like that's an urban myth that people get like i don't

catacombs france lost lost lost uh it's episode of lost that takes place in a catacet Catechones of France. Teens spent three terrifying days lost in the catacombs under Paris. Teenagers rescued from Paris after catacombs after three days. But that's 2017. Most bone-chilling Paris catacombs legends and legends and myths. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. That's not a myth that people get lost there, dude.

I just can't believe that they don't have that area completely mapped out and they couldn't, like. I think it's mapped out, but I don't think the masses have. the information on those maps but isn't it like a tourist attraction isn't there like don't you have to like buy tickets or something or like you gain entrance to it like you can't just like walk in like stumble into the catacombs can you uh maybe that might be possible look if anybody's from france somehow there's apparently a lot of you because when we were when we were doing the uh what is it the um when we were doing the vault of glass in destiny two we did we did some uh that was so ridiculous we were such a ridiculous we were looking for players to fill out some of the roles

and like the two people we met well we met one person in like japan right we met one person in japan so he was an american from japan he might have been asian american we don't know but the american from japan who was who spoke french also and then there was another guy from Boston who was in France and I was just like yeah and they were like they were speaking French during the raid and we were like yo guys that's really cool but yeah English speakers need some help you know the odds the odds of that I feel like are pretty astronomical but I guess they're I guess they're they must not be if we if we came across it I don't know Americans on people that don't speak more than one language

that's it that's because we inherited the earth but anyway uh yeah so Derek's not with us he's got a a power issue where a lot of his electrical is not is not good enough to withstand

um the power it takes to record a quality program like this so hopefully hopefully he'll be I actually don't know how long he's going to be in the catacombs um but I assume it won't be that much longer so maybe by next episode surely by the episode

after that um He'll be back and write his reign. But in the meantime, there's another episode of just me and Sweeney, and we're going to be talking a little bit about... Obviously, last episode was E3-centric, so a lot of your questions just so happen to be video game-oriented. So later on in the program, that'll be what that is.

But in the meantime, we got some things to talk about, namely... I just want to bring this up just because I feel like it's relevant, I feel like we should mention it at least once. it is officially after June 15th so in California anyway masks are done pretty much you can walk into anywhere without a mask people are still wearing them which kind of bothers me

because it makes me feel like what's the point then like are we just going to keep doing this forever I mean we should keep the masks on for now because I know it's gonna this is gonna buy California an ass 110% it is but how because people aren't vaccinated dude Well, at that point, that's their problem, though. Like, listen, our friends...

We can still get it. Our... We can still get COVID. Well, yeah, but the whole point is that the vaccine will not kill you. That's like, you can get it, but it's not going to fuck you up. And at that point, dude... Look, at that point, fuck it. Like, honestly, like, if it's that unavoidable, that I...

If I... I would rather die in three weeks than wear a mask for the rest of my fucking life. Like, fuck that. I mean, wearing a mask isn't inherently detrimental. You're sounding like a cue right now. No, it's just... done. Listen, our friend Smokey flew in from Costa Rica

and got the vaccine fucking no problem. If you don't have the vaccine right now, I don't care about you, for real. Like, get it. Oh yeah, absolutely. People should have it. Get the disease. People should have it. Get COVID and die, and I'm fine with it. Like, go away. Wipe, cleanse yourself from the earth. We don't need you. For real. Like, sincerely.

At this point, like a couple weeks ago, a couple months ago, my sympathies were a bit higher. It was harder to find vaccinations. It's like, I get it. There's a lot of immunocompromise people who might not have been able to get it. I understand. But there's no fucking reason why if you are immunocompromised,

then you wanted to get the vaccine that you shouldn't have had it already. So as far as I'm concerned, every unvaccinated person right now, it's on you. It's on you, bro. Sorry. Like, I can't. I'm not going to live the next 70 years kids growing up not knowing how to read facial cues because they've never seen the bottom half of a person's face.

Like, I'm done with it. I would say that. people should just get the vaccine, just to be safe. Just so you have your insurance of like, at least I got some sort of defensive buff going on in the situation. But some people are refusing to do it, and that's their choice. I'm going to still wear my mask because I want to at least know that I'm doing everything I can to prevent the spread.

That's as far as I'm going. But who is out and about that isn't vaccinated? And if they, and if they aren't, and if they aren't, And if they aren't, fuck them, dude. Like, for real. Like, I can't. I can't have sympathy. I just want to help.

I don't know how people would not die. You know how you help? You get vaccinated. You get vaccinated and then you spread it as far as possible. Look, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got the vaccination first in my friend group. I was just like, I'm getting it. Yeah. And by the way, immediately, immediately you went to Disney World and came back before any of us were vaccinated.

So don't give me that, like, I want to. protect people shit oh yeah i did i did but but you had already had your first shot when i came back you already had your first shot actually and then no one else was here and it was just me you and paul so don't don't flip that shit on me you already half defended you already had half defense not to mention i'm pretty sure we all had coat well at least me me you and gabby had cold i think i think we had i think we got it in early january i'm fairly certain we were all so sick um definitely in april i was not april march i was feeling a little hilariously bad.

I know, like, in late January, early February, I was really sick. I forgot all of my childhood. You know, my blood was like a peculiar green color for a little bit. But like, you know, it cleared up pretty quick, you know? Your blood turns green. I don't know what the fuck's wrong with you. That's a huge red flag.

That's not COVID? No, that's like a mutation. That's like gamma-re, radiated shit. Interesting. All right. I guess I'll make an appointment. But yeah, so that's happening.

I thought I'd acknowledge it. Some good news. Some signs of like, at least some return to normalcy. Maybe eventually people will become normal again and stop looking like bandits. But... I like the whole bandit vibe. You like the whole bandit vibe? I like the bandit aesthetic of 2020.

I hate it. It's so stupid. Everybody looks so mysterious, like raccoon sort of. How do you date in this environment? I mean, I've been dating the same person. Exactly. So you don't have any insight. So I don't know.

I'm chilling. You can't really meet it. You're just taking a huge gamble, you know? Losers. Imagine, like, you see somebody who looks perfect, and then they've got, like, no jaw. They got fucking, they got the jaw like Molina from fucking Mortal Kombat, takes her mouth out of the mouth, hangs down in droops. It's a whole shit. Yeah.

It's not a fun situation to be in. but For some it's fun People people are sick Last week we were talking about people farting on microphones And getting paid for it So humans humans are sick That is true

Yeah there's no There's no There's no floor To the depths of the depravity Of the human pool Yeah it's always a deeper bottom You keep going You keep swimming down until you resurface in China or something

You know like it's it's You keep swimming It's like a destiny season You do a bunch of work, but then another season comes around. You're like, well, more to be done, you know? Yeah. Now I'm behind. I don't remember what the fucking, what's the new currency?

I'm 10 down. My power level's 10 down. I got to do all the hurt again and get the max light. It's a lot of work, man. It's a mess, man. But, yeah, so that's... Life is a mess. That's occurring.

Cyberpunk is back on the PlayStation store, even though Sony is specifically saying, like, don't play this on PS4. Don't do it. don't play it on PS4. My assumption is, and we talked about... I talked about this a little bit on Sacred Sembles, but, like, they must have just been, like, dude,

there are, like, so many broken games on your store already. Like, why us? Like, why specifically... At least, you know, like, you can play it, and it's, like, you know, got production value to it. Have you ever seen that game Life of Black Tiger? That's a real game? Yeah, it's like this fucking...

It looks like a Bible... It looks like one of those old Bible games like the the great zoo race or something like it's it's a bad it looks terrible oh my lord that's a ps4 game well i hold on let me see life of it might be ps3 black tiger but i know i think you can play it up yeah ps4 yeah 2017 preview trailer life of black tiger oh my lord it looks like a fucking ps one game i know but it's like an early pc game looks like something you'd be playing the same time you'd be playing like balder's gate the original one Yeah, like, dude, I'd rather play, like, a cyberpunk where, like, everybody vanishes behind me than play this, you know?

Like, so, like, I bet they're probably, they were probably like, yo, the fuck, dude. And then Sony was like, okay, but we're going to tell people not to play it. Which is a wild caveat. That is hilarious. Yeah, I think it's pretty amusing. This game looks so bad. Whoever made this, you suck. Did you?

Did you see this fucking Green Goblin dude in Manhattan Who's flying around on an actual glider? No way It's trending right now It's trending right now Green Goblin Entertainment Trending If you click on it

It's no I don't think how the same My trending is usually different right? I mean I don't know It's trending for me But it's like I retweeted it also But it's just this dude

Just straight up It straight up looks like Harry What the fuck is happening? Are you watching it? Yes, what type of shit is this? It's the fucking green goblin, dude. He's fucking goblin. He's gobbling.

Like all around the fucking Times Square, dude. This is real. I've been dreaming my whole life for this technology. You could stand on a drone. That's amazing. I want to do this. Would you do this if you could? No.

Why not? If you fall in New York, you're getting robbed. What if you don't fall? What if you can't fall? In New York, they're looking at you for being above them, and they already hate you for that. That's why in New York, we look at scribing papers. We're like, fuck you guys.

I don't think that at all You don't No not in New York Because the whole place is skyscrapers I knew people who were poor as shit Who lived in like the Like the fucking what is it The Marriott or some shit

No no no they just lived in like The really high floor Of like some tenement building And it's just like a project Like like Like elevation Does not It does not equivocate

To uh It used to though To wealth in my mind because New York is so weird like that everywhere else it does though for some reason like the the thing is that New York in in Manhattan it might equate more than other boroughs but you are right there are still like tenement buildings have 32 floors yeah home you're like what the fuck and then the elevator breaks and you're like yo we're not lead dude Mike my cousin lived on the 13th floor and we went shopping and

a freaking elevator broke. And I was like, why the fuck did I come over this day? Why did I decide to come over this fucking day? And they were like, Iho, start bringing stuff upstairs. And I was like, no. Was it like grabbing, it was like grocery shopping, like proper like. Right, right, right. But was it like, was it like a summer?

It wasn't, it wasn't the summer. I don't remember. I was being really upset. But I had really strong legs when I was younger from doing like that all the time. It could be worse. Like, you could be doing that in the, like, the, dude. Or deep winter. Yeah.

Well, I would rather deep winter. At least I wouldn't be sweating up a storm because I'd be too cold to sweat. But, you know, like, fucking, yeah. My grandmother lived on the sixth floor. And I remember that was a bitch because there was no elevator. Like, you just didn't even have the option. So whenever we would bring shit. The five hundred six floors didn't have elevators, yeah.

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I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with?

Morgan and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. I think that building was like 10 floors or whatever, but she was on the 6th and was just like, oh my God. We got to go all the way up there. And they were, like, fucking, like, dingy, like, really sweltering. Like, even in winter, it would be hot in that staircase.

And it was just like, oh, my fucking God. Did you have, like, the mini landings? Or did you have this, like, all the way up to one floor, the way up to another floor? Because I lived on the fifth floor when I was in the Bronx. And I would have the first floor be where you'd start. Then you'd go up and you'd have one little landing, and then it'd be one more step of the steps. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it would be like.

That's how I had back east. Yeah, it was like, staggered. It was like, here's the first, here's one floor. And then it goes up to this weird little platform where there's like a wind. where you could see outside. Yeah. And then it would go up the other way. And that would end the floor would be like maybe the size.

It'd be. I'm too big for them now. I'm too big. I'm too big for one of those landings now. Dude, the landings, even just the floors, it would, it would usually be like the floor would be maybe the size of this room that I'm in probably a little bit smaller. And it would be like one door, two door, three door, four door. And it was like, that was it.

It was insane. It's so crazy. Looking at New York City buildings, like as we've, like since we've, like since we've don't live there anymore and you go and you view the like even houses back east houses back east have such little fucking like proper new york city houses let me explain yeah yeah yeah like like the property houses have such little fucking floor plans but there's always like two or three floors to the house which is so weird now because my girlfriend's house it's like one floor and like a bunch of space throughout it so i'm like what the it's so much it's such

different architecture it's weird yeah yeah here is like spread out more, proposed to back home, everything is like right on top. Like we have fucking like a hundred floor buildings in New York, which is insane to think about not that I'm not there. Yeah. I was like, oh, that's just, that's just how it is. Dude, I remember like driving by, like in the Bronx. There are just these like really obviously like low income tenement houses or tenement buildings that looked like there was like 30, like 40 floors and it's like this is wild that that's just there. Like I like, I guess. And they're all brick buildings, you know, like I like, fucking like weird brick looking buildings.

Yeah. Like, I always wanted like a view like that. But at the same time, it's like those buildings probably sucked. Yeah. And the thing is that don't have any big buildings. That's what like what's, that's a program. Because you're like, oh, that's not even. Like, this is a big building.

But then you go to like upper Manhattan. And you're like, you go just below Harlem. And everything is fucking like union. The buildings and union are huge, bro. Like to the point you go so high. up that if you go on the roof you'll be feeling like strong winds like uninterrupted winds to how fucking high up it is yeah i remember in the winter people get blown off roofs and they would survive because they're the snow and garbage the snow the garbage and the wind would

fucking help you out if you have a wing so you can jump off that and go wherever you would be free from everything it's crazy man like i don't know but this shit's crazy that i'm actually astonished that this dude was even allowed to do something like this. No one's ever allowed to do shit back home, bro. People just do shit. Do you think, but like, this dude is flying on a glider. Like, this is a fucking straight up, a glide, that's just indistinguishable from a glide. I know it's a bunch of drones, but ultimately that's what that fucking thing is. And in Times Square, where, like, people are always on the lookout for some crazy fucking terrorist shit. We're like, that's true. That is, it is astounding. It is a

miracle that guy was not sniped out of the sky. The NYPD, were fucking itching. They were like, they were just vibrating itching like, my aim's not so good when I'm not aiming at my level. Oh my God. I'll just do something

do something that looks remarkably unwhite American. I'll kill you. They probably were like, ah, he's flying, so he's a scientist. We can't hurt him. He must be. We can't hurt him.

But keep an eye on him, though. That is, this is, case. This is honestly one of the most amazing things I think I've ever seen. Like, I can't even comprehend how this is possible. You know, I'm something of a scientist myself. That image, so in our house, like maybe two years ago, I found this image where it was Norman Osborne from Spider-Man 1, it was William Defoe saying, I'm somewhat of a nigger myself. And in the image, they somehow make Willem Defoe look exactly like a black man. Yeah. And, and,

And it's a beautiful image. That has been part of this household for years. Dude, I thought when you first showed it to me, I, like, I remember thinking, like, who's that? Like, I've never seen that actor before. Like, I thought, I thought you were just showing me a black man that I've never seen. And then I read the caption. I was like, wait, wait. And then it, like, slowly, you slowly, like, your synapses slowly start to focus.

And you're like, that's Willem Defoe actually. God damn Just negroed Oh my God We gotta We gotta make that The one of what you call The thumbnail now

The thumbnail Yeah We'll call it green goblin And it'll just be that It'll be black Willem DeVoll Anyway What else fucking happened

Will we get in trouble If we have that No Right I don't I think it's fine I don't It's a funny image

Dude It's it's Like If Willem Defoe saw that he would probably be like, who's that? Like, I don't think he... He wouldn't even know himself. I don't even think he would recognize himself.

But anyway, something else that happened since we've been gone. I don't know if you followed this. This whole Batman... Oh, unfortunately, yes. I have a bunch of NFs not safe for work friends now. So yes. Unfortunately, I saw that. I don't know what the hell this was.

Like, I think I have to refresh my memory. It was like, it was. I know what it's about. I can give you a quick rundown of it. So what happens was in the Harley Quinn show, there was, I was supposed to be an epic clip of Batman eating, licking black cat's vagina,

you know? Black cat? And yeah, not black cat, sorry. Catwoman? Not black cat, so. Cat woman. Cat woman.

So what happened was the people from Warner Brothers were like, or D.C., they were like, we don't want Batman to do that because of the fact that Batman and what doesn't heroes don't do things like that you know that's what it was but when everybody was like what do you mean heroes don't eat vagina that's crazy bro

and I was just like well you know that's kind of that's kind of part of the you know that's kind of part of the arrangement you know you got to do that that's like half to deal but what happened was a bunch of artists took to the internet even one of our friends Ren he himself took to the internet and they all drew pictures of Batman licking fucking black cat's pussy.

Catwoman. Yeah. It's Catwoman. I just keep saying black cat because black cat's hotter than me. So that's why I keep saying black cat. She definitely is. But that is, yeah, like I'm reading it now. A perfect example, I guess they're talking about censorship at like or like, you know,

editors notes at these production houses. And it's like a perfect example of that is in this third season of Harley when we had a moment where Batman was going down on Catwoman. And DC was like, you can't do that. you absolutely cannot do that. They're like, heroes don't do that. So he said,

are you saying heroes are just selfish lovers? They're like, no, it's that we sell consumer toys for heroes. It's hard to sell a toy if Batman is also going down

on someone. I don't agree. I don't agree with that at all. You can't sell toy. They had a sex scene in the fucking most recent killing joke adaptation. We're like,

killing joke, that's true, but that was an air quotes more mature one. And is Harley Quinn not a more mature one? Say what you'd like, I think Harley Quinn is hilarious, but it's

it's definitely an easier watch and a less cynical watch than fucking the killing joke. Now, I agree with the idea that like, you know, like parents are going to be like, because it's, you know they don't really care. You know people don't really care. You know, like they, like, D.C.

If it just makes the money, they don't care about doing that. But there are going to be the fucking Twitter parents that are going to be like, our kids are fans Batman and we're watching Batman commit such a sin and and licking vagina. I've never licked my wife vagina in 75 years and she's fine. And the wife is like just pent up and angry. Like there's going to be people complaining about it.

Her phone's got like a ton of like numbers that are saved but not named. A ton of them dog. Yeah. He's been cheating on a rugler. Of course. It'll be it'll be people like that. You know, like I understand what they're coming from in this moment. They shouldn't have said it the way they did.

They said it like fucking lameos. They were like, oh, a hero wouldn't do that. It's like, man, not every hero wears a cape, you know? I really don't understand it at all. I don't know what makes it harder to sell a toy if, like, I just don't understand how that even works. People will buy toys anyway. These are collectible items. Like, they're not like.

It's the image because they sell that stuff mostly to children and like they try to keep any character. They made Captain America a Nazi. That was fine, though. Like, what do you mean? That's fine. It's more okay to be a Nazi. it is to eat pussy? But that wasn't Captain America, though.

Like, it's a bunch of nuanced bullshit that I know people were complaining about. I think Batman should just eat pussy. That's fine. But I know when they made Captain America a Nazi, though, did you see the reaction of people? People went insane. Like, I stand on the fact that the comic where Captain America was a Nazi was one of the best Marvel events in, like, the last, like, 15 years. But people went crazy. Like, oh, it's so bad.

It's terrible. And no one can tell me why. It's terrible other than Captain America being a Nazi. I don't know, man. People just overreact. I just think it's a weird, like we're in a weird place right now with like adult content because you can be on like. Lately, car buying has become a pretty dull experience.

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largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. Netflix and see animated children's vaginas talking and rapping on like big mouth. And that's fine. But like you can't, in an adult cartoon show where like people are cursing left and right,

like it's all fucked up. You can't have Batman going down on Catwoman. It just seems very bizarre. And the reason, oh, we can't sell toys. you're it's Batman you're going to sell you could have Batman literally say the N word in a fucking cartoon

as long as it's I swear to you you could do it fuck up a lot of perception of Batman Bro it would look look Perception of Batman doesn't result in less toys sold It just means a fucked up perception of Batman In fact it would be like here's imagine Let's say for instance let's say here's the thing Let's say there was a DVD

of a show, right? Or like a whole season, complete season. In one episode, Batman says the N-word. They pull it from television. They pull that episode from television. They pull it from future DVD prints. There's one DVD of that episode left on the planet. You're telling me that DVD is not going to sell for literally thousands of dollars. Obviously because of the big, but that's because of the uniqueness of that DVD being the only one. It's not simply, but the idea is that if a character, like if when you change characters, when you have characters do certain things, particularly when it comes to the OG fans or when it becomes to like, because everything is made, it may be mature content, but it's still for children, because that's what

is the easiest to market's word. I don't think that's the kids. It is. Dude, they're the Egypt. They're the market because children buy the children the ones that they're like, hey, mom, buy me this and they do that. It's for kids still. Even though I hate it.

So is Deadpool for kids? Everything is made for kids in China, bro. But is Deadpool for games? Um I would say yeah So but Deadpool Uh Deadpool's way lighter

But like Deadpool's like In this movies These movies is kind of funny Like there's nothing about Deadpool's movies That aren't like All over the place In regular movies we have that exist in the world You know?

I mean the part where he like jerks off with a baby hand It's kind of you know That's implied He doesn't actually do it's implication of it I mean I don't think they were going to literally show like It would just show Batman coming up From doing it probably Which I thought hilarious.

Yeah, they weren't going to animate fucking Catwoman's clivering, like quivering clit. Like, they weren't going to do that. They weren't going to do that. I don't think they were either. And I think that, like, they worded it wrong and the way they went about it was wrong. But I do think people would have complained about it. Look, because you have to do everything you can appease stupid people. I understand.

Because they're the fans. I understand. I just, I think it's fucking bizarre. Also, whoever said heroes don't do that, his, his wife is cheating on him for sure, like 100%. Absolutely. I'm sure if I go in my DMs, she's there probably. It's like, hey, hey, Sween. Someone.

I know you're with Lily, but I'll be like, hey, get out of here, lady. Someone, anyone, please respond. The end of Halo 2, but it's this fucking, this dude's wife. This dude's wife trying to get at least a little bit of licking lap on the fucking. God, damn, dude. I thought that was hilarious. Like, I couldn't believe it when I saw it. Heroes don't do that, man.

Yeah, I mean, I guess in some people's world. But so do villains then? Probably. Is that the implication? I think, well, Venom's not a villain anymore. Venom clearly. Venom clearly does. Yeah, Venom and Carnage.

They got the tongues for, they're all up inside you with those tongues. Who else? I feel like Green Goblin does. I feel like Green Goblins is a selfish guy. He wouldn't do it. Green Goblin is definitely selfish. I don't think Green Goblin needs pussy. I don't think that's weird.

The Joker, the Joker. probably eat pussy so much you'll go crazy. He'd probably, that's probably what he did to Harley. He probably ate her pussy so well she went bananas. Yeah, that's probably all he does. There was no vat of acid. It was just like he ate her pussy, and she went fucking bonkers, and now she's

what she is now. That's why his face is white, the pH balance? Oh my God, all that pH. He's rubbing his whole face in her vagina. Oh, my God. That's an amazing theory. That's a fucking, somebody writes that alternate character. Yeah.

He probably only, that's probably all Joker does. Joker probably doesn't even fuck at all. He probably like, I don't need that. Like, I don't need it. The Joker probably doesn't understand what his dick does. Probably, yeah. Because it doesn't immediately lead to a laugh or murder. So he's just like, it's just here.

I just pee out of it. That's it. Yeah, fucking, all right. I think. Yeah, Green Goblin definitely doesn't. Like, I can come back to that. Dr. Octopus probably is really bad at it. Dr. Octopus, God bless him, he tried.

He tries. But he doesn't know what he's doing down there. He's, he's, he's a hands person. You know, he understands, he understands what he's doing with his hands, but like, that's about it. Rino's a little too. He's little too. He's in gentle at all. He heard people. Well, Rhino probably couldn't, you know. The shocker, the shocker obviously the best at it. He's fucking goaded. The shockers the goaded at fucking eat. The shocker doesn't know the shocker. Anyway, what do we got? What do we got? coming up. This one, this one thing I had to talk about. I haven't seen it trending at all, but it's like, it's relevant to our, our home city. Okay, what is it? So this New York City

council candidate, uh, had a video leaked of him at a BDSM, uh, club, which in and of itself, dude, listen, do what you need to do. I don't care. Like, fine. I, I, I, I've been to Barr sinister. I've seen these, I've seen this shit happen. Like, whatever, fucking do what you need to do. But what's hilarious about it, and I can't fucking believe this. His name is Zach Weiner. Like, how, how could you possibly... That's like, hey, this is my son Jeeves. Guess what he will be when he grows up.

You know? You're damned to this life. That's... He took a second to process I just love it It's like Anthony Weiner too That other Weiner guy Anthony Weiner Who like sent all his dickpicks everywhere

It's like it's amazing People just grow into their names When your name is Weiner You really gotta Like you really gotta have like a good head on you You gotta be able to deal Because like if your name is Weiner And you're in school

I'm making fun of you Oh yeah Like I'm making fun of you bro I'll be like yo I would sing the Oscar-Maya Wiener song to him every day I'd hold him down and sing it to him He becomes a vegan because he can't stand the side of Wieners and like and fucking meat and sausage

I would definitely kiss him But I'm paying attention It's good wiener You'd be like yo stop dude that's not cool What's good weiner Jesus fucking Christ That is heartless as fuck Plant one on his fucking lips

And he's like bro seriously stop That's like the head of... That's not cool. That's like the head of Microsoft, or like one of the main guys at Microsoft, his name is Matt Booty. It's like, that guy must... That guy must have insane confidence

to have been like, yeah, you know what? My name's Matt Booty and I'm head of Xbox. Like, how do you fucking... How do you achieve that with that? Surely that's a bullied kid. You know, sure... Yeah, he's a bullied soul. Yeah.

That's like, hey, hey, it's me. Jason bitch. You know? You're, you're not coming out of any classroom. My name is Richard. My name is Richard Dix. It's like, really? Dick Dix? Your name is Dick Dix?

Oh, Jackpot. I'm not going to be the weird kid in school because you're the weird kid, Dix. That's got to be so rough, man. I can't even fucking imagine. I'm glad that like my last name is basically Spanish. Like, you know, like you can't, like, no, no white kid's going to know what that even means. If they did, maybe they'd make fun of it.

My name is Kingston Jameson, and I have a completely, like, European name. I have, like, a fucking Irish person's name. So, like, I was like, oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah, that is a very specific name. It's like, I, uh, that's my name. It doesn't mean, it also doesn't really mean anything that's, like, weird. My name, my last name means James Sons.

My first name means the town of kings. They called me King Stone when I was a little girl and I was like, that's dumb. I didn't really get offended by it. Yeah, that's too stupid to be offended by. Yeah, that's dumb. I don't like that. Although my name has Tofer, which is terrible, you know. Tofer, that's such a terrible.

If you go by Tofer, you suck dick. I don't know. Like, look, I'm not a good way. Look, I'm not a fan of Chris either. It's like pretty fucking. Tofer is worse, bro. It is, it's just so you. Like every class I was in had like six chrises and it's just like

Oh my god, okay, I'm ray then I would have to go by my middle name just to avoid confusion because I hated here like I hated hearing like I hated hearing my name and then just like looking up and it was just not me. I'm like fuck This is like stressful Uh But I would I would rather have the same name as like 800 other people than go by the only person named tofer Hey my name's tofer. It's like Jesus Christ, man I would have more respect if you went by fucking Chrissy

Like Jesus fucking Christ Tofer Get the fuck out of here Maybe even Tien Oh like My name's Christian My name's Tien My name is Chin

You know like Christian That's fucking stupid You're dumb I just wanted to mention that Because I thought it was funny This whole like Like Look man

Go to go to BDSM Club if you want but, you know, maybe not a good idea if you're a council member, like, trying to run for things. Change your name. Change your fucking name. Dude, he was blindfolded. Like, don't do that. Like, keep you at least keep your eyes fucking open

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You think I put a blindfold on when I go to those places? Fuck now. He's going there to see stuff. You're not going there to be fucking blind. Like, what the fuck? Yeah. Anyway, we got a... We got some questions.

Let's hit the questions that we'll run into. I feel like these are going to result in some good conversations. First of all, we got somebody who is, who comments. commented on the last episode, Parapa the rapper saying the N-word wrote, and he says, I just got my wisdom teeth removed, and these snarkaleptics are keeping me company, thanks for replacing my boredom with insanity. You're welcome. That sucks,

by the way. I've... Have you ever had your wisdom teeth pulled? I don't have wisdom teeth. Me neither. I was born without him. Yeah, I don't have them. I remember I had a toothache once, like, when I was like really little, and my parents were like, oh, you probably have to get your wisdom teeth taken out. And they took me to a dentist, and they were like, you don't have one.

You're highly evolved. is what they said. You're evolved. You just evolved to not have them. Not highly evolved. Well, we are,

that is objectively like a step forward, you know. A step forward, yeah, because we have less chimp mouth than other people. But like, less chimp mouth.

We do. That's but like, you know, they also have, I'm that, obviously you usually don't need braces actually because it doesn't push our teeth out of line.

That's why I don't need braces, actually. What do you mean? Because their wizard teeth kind of disorient your mouth because they're, they're so far back that,

And when they come in, they fuck up your teeth. Yeah. So since you don't have them, your teeth are usually more straight. Like, my teeth are pretty, they're pretty straight for the most part. I have a gap. That's it. Yeah. That's pretty standard.

And the gap is good luck in, like, Jamaican culture. So my father and my grandma are, like, just keep it. It will be good luck. And I'm waiting for it. Yeah. Waiting for that good luck. It's pretty fucking late. Yeah.

It's pretty fucking late. But, like, hey, you know. I'm definitely not getting, uh, I don't got no good luck with the last name last name like mine it's all out the window it's gone waiting for good luck but fucking dude that sucks man

I've seen people after wisdom teeth surgeries and they look like fucking idiots they just look like you know when a dog eats it be that's how a person that's how a person looks after they get their shit pulled it's like it's so gross like they're barely people they're also drugged

half the time so they're just saying shit that they probably mean on a on a really deep down level, but they would never admit, you know? You're revealing shit. I love how seeing dogs eat, this is a little bit of a takeoff. We'll get to your question a second,

but I promise. I'm not going to go too crazy with this one. But I love how every time you see a dog eat a bee, it's usually a wiener dog or a dachshund. It's usually that kind of dog. Like, why do they eat bees so often? It's because they're the closest to them, right? Because they're shorter.

But bees aren't exactly on the ground. But they're on flowers. sometimes you know what you're right you're right that's i mean it's probably not the reason but like it's it's it's the quickest solution that i could find like oh haven't you noticed that too it's usually weiner dogs that have the fucking faces all ballooned up yeah i yeah i wonder why that is maybe they're too stupid to not understand what it be like yeah because i've never seen like a well i've seen golden shepherds in fairness also with like swollen like bee faces but uh i've never seen like a husky, you know, or like a fucking, like a, uh, not a boxer, a fucking pit bull.

Oh my God. What are the, am I, what the hell? I don't know breeds as well as I probably should. The big ones that aren't huskies, shepherds. I've never seen a shepherd. Shepherds are the, uh, the, or like, black skin of huskies. Yeah, or like a lassie dog, whatever the fuck that is. Collies.

There used to be this collie that would like walk, like, it was this neighborhood collie, like when I lived in, uh, upstate New York, and it would like roam or, around it would like stop by every house and we would like pet it a little bit and I brought I brought it up to my parents like the other day when I called my dad for father's day and my mom's in the background going she's dead I was like Jesus fucking Christ okay like I understand it's been 16 years like I knew she was dead on by now but yeah but it was just like she almost sounded happy it was a little concerning but it's like fuck that fucking stupid ass callio's walking by making me fucking pet it asshole that call

was fucking cute as hell. Its name was Clancy. I remember it. Aw. Yeah. It was a cute little collie. Definitely dead though. Like long gone.

Like history. Like, like hieroglyphic at this point. Like that dog. I don't know. Sometimes they make it, man. Every now and then a dog just makes it. Well,

that dog. That dog was like nine probably when I got there. So like it would have to be like a mummy like shambling. Like shambling through the fucking. There's no way. Like a deer. A deer probably picked it up. What?

Are we going to fix that? Everybody we're just going to find a way to have dogs exist as long as we exist? Do you think that would be... When are we going to do that? When are we going to unlock the genome? Could you imagine a dog that lived with you? Like, imagine that. Like, you would...

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. 1. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

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in a short period of time. Like maybe two generations, they'd be like way smarter animals. And then two, I imagine you having a dog your whole life. One dog, your whole life. Dogs would cost a lot more money also. They'd become like more exotic creatures.

Would it be ethical to do that. Would it be ethical to extend the lifespan of a dog from 15 to 15 to 17 years, which it normally is, I feel like is like the appropriate ballpark? I feel like, I feel like 12 to 17 is like the time of dog's lives. Would it be ethical to extend that from 12 to 15 years to 17 years to 70? Even double, like even 30 to like 45. How was that unethical? How is that unethical? Tell me how it's unethical. Then I'll argue back. I feel like you would have to edit the creature so heavily, like to the point where it might not even...

Be a dog, really? Well, maybe not be a dog, but I feel like... This is not based in any science, by the way. I'm sure there's going to be people in the comments like, what the fuck are they talking about? I'm going based on bullshit that I feel might be true. But I feel it's like an AI almost where, like, if you leave it alive for too long, like it begins to have big problem. I feel like that's the case with people also, by the way.

Like, I feel like if a person lived to like 175, that person would be fucking insane. Like the 175, if they would even have the energy to be. But I feel like that even happens now. Like, I feel like the, what was the human lifespan? Like usually like what, like 50? And now it's like... I think it was like 40, like 40 something.

And now it's average of 70. Yeah. And now I have, what, what is the human? Even that, I feel like, older people are just like, the fuck. Like, I can't, I'm already over it, you know? So I can't even fucking imagine doing this tenure of like this sentence of life that I've done, like, three more times or twice, two more times. That sounds like hell to me. So I would imagine a dog, you know, it has a lot of fun.

Like, it's a puppy. And then it's like a dog. And then it's like, ooh, I'm having fun. I'm playing fetching shit. And then it gets old real quick. Like, I feel like it's really. real quick that dogs like get old and die. Like, because my dog, my first dog,

uh, that I can remember anyway, uh, the white, uh, mini poodle. Yeah, you're fucking boundless energy dog. A dog had way more energy that should have. She lived for ages. Like, I can't remember how old she was. She was like, I think like 19 or 18 or some crazy shit, like really old. And she was like spry and fast and like running all over the place. And then the last week she was like, yo, I'm checking out. Like I'm out of here like I can't I can't do this is insane that the market's gonna collapse like I can't and she left you know and it was super quick like that that that happened and I would imagine

it would just be even longer if they were well allowed to live even longer than that the thing is that well they don't live very long right right so if they live the longer they would have a chance to learn more as they live similar to sort of like us you know because I think out of mammals, I think we have the best lifespan. I can be wrong. Don't quote me on that. Out of mammals, I think humans have the longest lifespan.

Not animals, period. We definitely know. Turtles live way longer than we do. I'll look it up, but I think you're right. I think that's accurate. Longest living mammals. Oh, whales.

But that's like, you know, that's a fucking ocean. That's like the whole, that's a whole fucking different. Whales can live up to like 200 years, which is fucking stupid by that's crazy isn't that fucking disgusting uh disgusting that's why they're so that's why they're not angry that's why they just live they don't bother things he just like we're here and we exist on this planet and it's beautiful and we're just enjoying our time here they've ascended they live they're like their brains are in a higher left we're playing in ours right now it seems like it's whales uh and then like yeah i i think of mammals we're

definitely up there. The rest of it's like fish. You know, like fish like... No, sharks can live up to 500 years. No, they can't. What type of fuck shit is that, dude? No, they can't. No, they can't. The Greenland shark can live between 300 and 500 years. That can't be right. No, shark lifespan on Google, it says 20 to 30 years.

The Greenland Shark. I don't know exactly what that is. Greenland shark lifespan. Impossible. Imposee! What the fuck? 250 years? Min, that's like through the men. That's near the men.

That's crazy. What the fucking... What the fuck, dude? They're so slow, though. Good. They live such lethargic lifestyles. That is fucking disgusting. That's why, yo.

Is that older than America? How old is America? Yo, those sharks can be older than America. America is like 300 years old America 1776 That makes a country 244 years old As of July 4th 2020 So there could be a shark out there right now

That's older than our fucking country There could be a bunch of sharks out there That are older in our country I hate this fact I regret even bringing I remember before the triangle slave trade I remember when these waters weren't touched by man for years But beyond that

Carp can live up to 100 years which you wouldn't think if you owned a goldfish ever Yeah, because they're not meant to be in a place that they're in. That's why they... Cars must be in open water. Elephants are not open freshwater. Elephants are about 70 years. Galapagos land tortoises are like 193, which is fucking...

That's crazy. I thought turtles lived the longest, like on a planet. I thought they're longest... What's the longest lived animal? I guess those sharks are, but... It must be those sharks, because this is fucking stupid right here. Longest lived the animal. I guess it's that shark.

It has to be. Yeah. No, wait, no, wait. No. Kingston, you can't tell me that there's something that lives longer than 200 years. No. What are you saying? What you're fine?

Camels live up to 50. You could probably have a pretty, pretty loyal pet camel. So they said there's an estimation of a whale discovered in ancient ivory spears still lodged in its flesh that were over 1,000 years. years old in a particular whale. I don't believe that. I don't believe that. I can't. It doesn't make sense.

I can't, I can't accept that as a fact. The bonehead whale, it lives, it lives about 200 years. The bowhead whale. But that one, they said they found 100 year old things,

spikes within it, a thousand year old. That, I, I, the world just got way, way bigger. The ocean is so fucked, man. Like, that's what I'm talking. Like, maybe, I'm just getting upset the more I think about the ocean.

But it looks like the whales are. We are the longest living land mammal, though. That is, that is, uh, that is true. With a lifespan of about 70 to 80 years. Because elephants are just before us with like 56, like 60. So. That's how every animal that is for a long time ascend into a nonviolent state. But humans just suck.

Humans. I guess we're young. Humans are young. We're younger creatures than elephants, I guess. Well, humans also, like, when they get old, they just, like, you know, they're not really fucking people up, you know? They're not, but, like, young elephants aren't aggressive. You know? Young elephants aren't aggressive on purpose, you know, but, like, they could probably, like, I'm sure there's an elephant.

They hurt people sometimes because they just started, like, they just want to fuck, so they, like, they get rambunctious. So they knock people over and shit, but, like, they don't want to hurt you. That's true, yeah. Humans are terrible. Dude, you ever seen videos of people just going back to an elephant after 20 years and Elephick comes up to them? And it's like, hey, dude, it's been a while. And it's like, what the fuck?

How do you remember him? I remember you. I don't even look the same. I was a kid when you saw me. It's like, yeah, but you know, same dimensions. Oh, my fucking God. Elephants are a fucking blessing by God, man. I mean it.

Dude, I remember when my grandfather, my grandfather had a parrot, and that parrot had been in the family. I remember his name was Petey. And I remember he was in, he was like 50 when I was a child. And I'm fairly certain he's still alive. He's chilling in Florida, I think. But that is deeply unsettling. Because that parrot is, man, 20 years older than the last time I saw him.

And it probably is fine. It's probably the same exact parrot. Probably remember a long time, dude. Dude, they're disgusting. Like any bird... There's so many of them, dude. There's like, at least like 35 species of parrot. I can check.

Yeah, there's a lot of... There's... Parents are like... Because they multiply, like, fucking crazy. Like, that's why the... In Pasadena, California, there's, like, parrots that escaped from, like, a zoo or some shit. Or, like, some aviation...

Not it... What's the... It's not a zoo when it's birds. Aviary. Aviary. There is 350 different species of parrots. There's only one type of human. How insane is that?

But there's, yeah. Whoa, that's, that was like some really, like, non-ignorant, like, fucking, like, world-changing shit, you just said. Like, whoa. There's 350 different parrots, but there's only one of us. There's only one kind of human, and we still can't get it right, huh? Can we? Yeah, we just keep poison in the ocean.

What was this question, dude? What was this question? It was a question at first. Oh, he wasn't asking a question. He was just saying, like, thanks for fucking wasting my time. And not, because it was, you got his teeth pulled. Like, and then we got off. And then we got off on some bee tangent about dogs eating bees.

And now we're talking about whales that live up to fucking 2,000 years. Now we're talking about parakeets. Can you imagine just being, I can't. I can't think about it anymore. Let's move on to some. Huh? I would love a dog that age the same rate as me. That'd be fantastic.

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which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. So it's not just a dog that lives longer. It's like a dog that lives the same life but like kind of stretched out to like,

account for like our lifespan so like it would be a puppy for like six years or something about that and then it would like that would kill you i think losing that dog would kill you because it'd be so painful yeah yeah it's already like if somebody if somebody had the gall the absolute the nerve to gift me a puppy i would fucking hate them like i would be so upset because what i think if somebody buys me a dog all i'm thinking of is wow You've just given me an indiscernible amount of heartache in about 15 years. That's what you've given me when you gift me a puppy. Losing a dog, do you know what's crazy?

I've never had a breakup that hurt more than losing my shepherd, man. Never. That shit broke my soul in part. I was like, oh, that dog was my best friend. And now you're gone. Yeah. Worst pain ever, bro. Guys, worse pain losing his dog.

Yeah. Especially if you got like a fucking I am legend relationship It's like that's my that's my fucking homie Did the dog call that dog? Did the dog do the suicide bomb or was it Will Smith? Oh was it? It was Will Smith not the dog Did they both die? The dog got infected, remember?

Right, right, right, right, right. That was a weird movie for him to make like kind of out of nowhere Yeah, I don't know Whatever the hell we're talking about now is just completely out of the out of the okay it's this garbage now johnny boy wrote in he says hello cleveland hermes conrad and steve smith what is your thought or what are your thoughts on chicago style deep dish pizza this comes from from a fellow puerto rican man from illinois uh p s i'm surprised that this hasn't been asked before or i don't remember i actually don't

think it has i can't remember ever talking about chicago deep dish on anything you talk about You talk about it in person all the time, but on a podcast. We talk about it with Gus and Eddie, actually. That's true. Yeah, we did. Chicago Deep Dish is a pie. It is not a pizza. I would agree.

It is a pie. It is delicious on its own right, though. Don't get me wrong. It is an amazing meal. Like, if you want to get full, you eat a slice of deep dish, and you're like, I'm out with a fight for now. Like, I'm good. You know, you need like maybe two slices to be like, all right, like, I need to take a break is too much for me.

But they're not the same thing. They're not, they have the same ingredients. They're constructed differently. They're not the same thing. I love them, though. Still respect them. Yeah. I mean, it's like, it's weird.

Like, I think I agree where it's just more like, this is delicious. But like, if I'm in the mood, this happened actually while I was in New York and I was actually furious. This isn't about deep dish. It's about a Sicilian, which is like, you know, a lot of bread, minimal cheese in comparison. And I remember my aunt was having people over. I hadn't been in New York for a while. She was like having people over. It's like, hey, we'll have pizza.

And I was like, oh, I'm excited to have pizza. Yeah. And then I got there and it was Sicilian. Now, listen, Sicilian's good. I like a Sicilian. But that has to be disclosed. because a Sicilian isn't the same as a slice

it's not the same as a pizza even if it is one it all depends on like dude there's so much there's texture there's like volume there's like just the amount of fucking bread that's in a slice it's a completely different thing

so it's like I remember I got there and they were like what you don't like Sicilians it's like no I like Sicilians I'll have a slice but like I was getting excited and I had my palate ready for like a nice like pepperoni slice and now I've got this margarita

fucking Sicilian and it's like this isn't what I was prepared for and the same thing I think applies to deep dish if I'm going to a pizza party and they're like hey we got pizza here and I'm excited and I get there and it's Chicago deep dish I'm gonna have a slice

but I'm gonna be disappointed that they didn't just tell me hey we're having Chicago deep dish now look okay I understand that you know I get it because when I was younger I never had the whole pallet thing where it was like oh there's food here then it's changed I'm like ah that's not that's seafood if there's a party like oh we're having food and there's seafood there and

I get they don't tell me I'm causing a scene I'm having a fucking fit but like usually I don't mind but as I've gotten older when I expect one kind of food and it's not there I get a little I get a little I'd rather just not know honestly Yeah, yeah, for real. I expect like, oh, there was going to have food, then I get there and I eat, opposed to like, oh, we're going to have Mexican food and I get there and it's Italian food. Both are fantastic foods, but I was hoping for one and now I'm not going to really want the other. Because you get excited.

You get like, oh, man, you just, you know what it is? It's like biting into a cupcake, but it's a muffin. You know, and it's like, it's not that muffins are bad. It's that I wasn't expecting a fucking muffin. often. It's the brain is crazy, man, and you can't just put expectations in people's head like that

if you're just going to switch it up on them to such a massive degree. I know it probably doesn't sound like much. It doesn't sound like a massive difference between a deep dish and like a New York slice, but it's a massive fucking different. It's very different. It's not the same thing. It's, it's so different. I would argue they're not even the same. Like,

they call it a Chicago deep dish pizza, but like it's more like a fucking casserole or like like a fucking or like a pie. It's a pie. It's a meat pie. It's a meat and cheese pie. They're fantastic. They're great.

Like, don't get me wrong. Like, I love pizza. Like, my favorite foods are pizza, tacos and like burritos and shit. Like, like, those are like my, like, my go-to, like, foods. But in deep dish is up there. It's really fucking delicious, especially if it's well done. And they, hey, cook the cheese the proper way. So, like, when you're cutting into the cheese, it's like, it's great.

It's fantastic. But you got to let me know what that is. And don't, that's not. exactly pizza. That's why it's called Chicago Dian Pistian is Brooklyn-style pizza. There's different types of things. All due respect. Love them both, though. Totally, totally. Sorry for all the Philly people

out there. Why Philly? Sorry, Chicago. I said Philly. Philly cheese steaks are amazing though. You guys have to have one. They're unbelievable. They're unbelievable. Philly is like, Philly's weird because Philly's like this, it's like it's like someone copy-pasted New York, but like something got fucked up. Like, nothing's the same.

Philly reminds me of Queens. Yeah, exactly. It reminds me of Queens. It's like not quite as New York as like the Bronx or Brooklyn, but it still definitely feels like the same people. Like, because sometimes when I see Philly accents in like shows, I'm like, could that be a New York accent exactly? Yeah, yeah. It's weird. city exactly but they hate each other new yorkers in philadelphia like bostonites fucking can't stand

each other like that's like like our friend justin is from philly he was born in new york city he's uh he's also a fellow porto rican born in new york and a bronz but he moved to which he moved to philly and he said people didn't like him just because he was from new york for a while people just did not like Kim and it's like it's all because of baseball like that's insane to me when you're born at the top everybody below you's gonna hate you I mean

this is how it goes that's true you guys didn't have a Philly didn't have a 9-11 all I gotta say yeah it's exact but uh it wouldn't have even been worth Al Qaeda's time to 9-11 Philly

so we gotta do let's let's let's understand the Red Sox stadium the losers Fenway or not Fenway is it Fenway? No no Fenway was uh

Oh, my God, what was Fenway? I think Fenway's theirs. No, Fenway Park is... Yeah, it's in the Red Sox. So it's not Philly. It's Boston, but... Same shit. Yeah, same shit.

Same Palooza. It's just not New York. I will say I like Philadelphia. I don't like Boston at all. Boston's... You don't like Boston? No, dude, Boston, driving around in Boston is like... Oh, very true.

It's very bad. I've heard, I've heard. It feels like, you know, you know how when you see a... village in like like fable or something and it's like all these buildings that are close together and these like windy cobblestone roads it's it's like that but they expect normal traffic to function like every road is like oh in a wheel formation and then like there's awesome i think boston's the oldest state if i'm not mistaken right i understand but i mean new york's pretty ancient as well like it's not as old as boston dog what are the oldest parts of new york is new york is new

Is New York clueling colonies? I don't think it is, right? Of course. It is? I don't know exactly. I can be wrong. It must. Like, if New York isn't one of the original 13 colonies.

So there's Delaware. Yeah, the province of New York. Don't tell me. There's no way. So the first one is Delaware, Pennsylvania, Jersey, Georgia, Connecticut, Massachusetts, Maryland, South Carolina, New Hampshire, Virginia, New York, North Carolina, and Rhode Island. And then they went from. there but that's crazy how new york is only like i guess they did land in delaware first if i'm

not mistaken i remember here some of them landing in delaware first yeah something like that's wild yeah it was definitely like it's number six it's an old ass fucking place bro it's so old isn't it mason dixon isn't a mason dixon there i i i forgot what the mason dixon even was or in pennsylvania i think actually that's the second oldest so there you go yeah yeah yeah i understand but boston was just, I don't know, like, I had a, like, I liked, Pax East was fun. Lately, car buying has become a pretty dull experience, but on eBay, behind every car in part is a story waiting to be shared. There was a guy who bought a 2020 Porsche Cayman GT4 on eBay. It was well loved. There are plenty of Cayman's in great condition on eBay, but this one

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Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. But like, aside from that, like, dude, just moving around there was like a... Well, we're going there, dude, so you need prepared. Why are we going to Boston? For Pax. The next Pax, we're definitely going to Boston. Oh, maybe. The next Pax might be in Seattle.

We don't know. Oh, really? That's even better. Which would be a lot easier. Seattle's nice also. I like Seattle. Anyway, that's our thoughts on Deep Dish. Johnny Boy.

I hope we didn't offend you. I feel like that was a pretty non-controversial take. That was a spectacle for particularly you and I. That was a very respectful fucking report because we're usually the very rude ones. Dude, it's pizza. I can't, I can only disrespect pizza so much. Exactly. I will say though, I had a slice in Boston, fucking terrible.

Really, a Boston slice? Actually. I thought they were good though. Dude, well, maybe, I don't know. I could have went to the fucking worst possible place. But last time I was at Pax, I had a slice of pizza that was worse, worse than most of the pizza that I had at California. Like, I'm not even kidding.

That's crazy. I don't know how you mess it up when you're that fucking close. But, you know, get your shit sorted. If you have, if you eat Sabarros because you like it, you're crazy. You know what's sad? Sabarros is probably like the most reliable pizza out here and it's still like I still won't get it. That's to you, Lily, right there. That's to you, sweet art. You like Sabaros and you're crazy for that. That is an insane thing to, she likes Sabaros? She likes Sabarro's. That's all she knows. That's all she knows the pizzas. She likes Grimaldis and stuff like that more. She likes proper pizza more.

But she likes Sabaros because that's all she knows. She's crazy. That is so disappointing. Does she get it regularly? Oh my God, it's different. It's so different out here And I'm like, yeah, honey Does she get Sabaro? How often does she get Sabar?

Not very rarely, like, whenever we're in a mall, so very rarely, but like she'll eat Sabaros. I can't remember. I think I got Sabaros out of desperation once when I was here because I couldn't find anything close. And even I was still disappointed. I'll never eat sabarros. Never in my life.

I'd rather die. Hungry. I can't believe they're even in New York. So, you know, like, isn't that insane? I think they're at, they're in JFK, I'm pretty sure. Yeah, they are. I think the office episode, or they that's where you got it. No, not JFK.

He got it in just New York City, like, yeah, in Manhattan. Because there is one in Manhattan. Why? I don't know why you would go there. Just go to any Joe's, raised, Knicks. Just go to a corner. You'll find a pizza place. They're all over, dude.

Go to a fucking, a fucking A&P or a stuff. stop and shop and get a frozen pizza. It's going to be better than fucking Sabaros. Anyway. God damn. Anyway, Sabaros, if you want to sponsor our podcast, we're right here. By all means, though. By all means, if you want to give us money. Yeah, we are for sale.

Al-Qaran, I think that's his name. So, whatever. What's up, guys? Just wanted to ask if you guys have any favorite video game set pieces. Three that I think stand out is the nuclear bomb in the first modern warfare. Plain Crash and Uncharted 3 and Dead Space 2, where Isaac has to fight the necromorph, has to fight a necromorph and the space government ship at the same time. I actually didn't play that far into Dead Space 2,

so I don't actually have no idea what you're talking about. So it was a masterpiece. Yeah, I have it installed on the Series X. I don't know why I haven't played it yet, but... I would say set pieces. The approach of what that Italian guy's house in Red Dead 2, obviously. Oh, yeah, so good when the camera frames it like it's a movie. What else?

Um That's a good one So that's one of the best ones I could think of Uh Another set piece It's hard for me to Oh my gosh The ending of God of War 3

Of God of War 5 Uh 4 Where you burst out the house After you have the dream And Thor is there And the lightning starts Crackling behind him Posh

Yeah I wish it led somewhere But Hey calm down In a year bro And then Pretty much The the rise of Gannon in Breath of the Wild

when Gannon comes out as the giant boar and you fight him there. It's another very good one. There's a lot of good ones. I think that's about it for me. There's a ton of them and I have to think. The one I could think of is like there are three that come to mind immediately. The first one is obviously uncharted to the beginning when you're in the train and it and it you know it fucks at the perspective and it's like it's an iconic moment of video game especially the cover of that game is literally that scene.

Yeah. It's like literally it's him dangling from a train and it's like that that game is great uh that's a great set piece one that i think is underrated that i don't think a lot of people will talk about is in halo three where there is i don't think you i don't think you do there's a moment on the arc where you are waiting through the sand you just fight your way through a bunch of like uh wraiths and and like and choppers and fucking it's crazy and then you get like this call it's all in game it's all in game It's not like a cut scene. It's a lot like the Red Dead thing where it's just like it's fucking perfect.

And it's all in game. There's no cutscene or anything. And what the forward onto dawn comes in from outer space and the scale of it is fucking insane. Oh, when you look up and you see the forward on how huge it is? Yeah. And then it flies in in real time from space. And then it like pushes all of the debris back. And like all the vehicles you've destroyed, all the dead bodies that you fucking laid at your fucking feet before you just go flying back.

because of the sheer mass of the ship coming in, I remember feeling like just from a sense of scale. And I guess you could count the scarabs in there, too. Those are fun set pieces too. But that's one. And the third that I think about all the time is in Bioshock when you pick up the shotgun for the first time. If you haven't played it, I'm sorry to spoil this for you.

You can fast forward, like maybe like hit the plus 15 button a bunch of times. When you pick up the shotgun in Bioshock, it's under, it's in this, it's under this spotlight in this very dark room and then you pick it up or it's not under a spotlight, you pick it up and it's a perfectly lit room and then you pick up the shotgun

and then all the lights cut out and then you hear people like running around you, you hear like feet like fucking sprinting around you and you're like what the fuck, you hear whispers and you hear the splice cackling and then the spotlight hits you and you're just surrounded by a wall of darkness

and you have no idea where people are coming from and then they start jumping out of the dark and it's like this big shotgun moment. That is fucking great. And there's like a lot of little or a mo, I don't know if that's a set piece, but it's the thing that I think of. Another one is really great is the ending

of Better Get Solid 3 when you have to kill boss and the pedals are falling beside you and you have to choose to pull the trigger because when I was younger, the second time I played that game, I didn't know you had to make a choice. I just thought she died. And then I came back one time and I was like, oh my God, she's not dead yet.

So I think there's so many. I can go on for days not that I think about it dude yeah there's a lot of good ones like uh those are the ones that come to mind immediately but there's any other ones i really like i'm trying to think of like uh oh the there's it like at least 12 halo ones there's a lot of good resin evil ones i feel like resin evil's got a lot of good ones like when mr x first shows up i think that's a really good set piece the fucking um oh my god uh gears of war where the berserker shows up is like a really great. Oh my god.

That's a fucking great sequence. Or even Dom's death. And Gears 3. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, Gears 3. That was a good one too. There's a lot of great set pieces in video games. Holy crap.

There are. There's just full of them. Yeah. It's mostly set pieces. I'm thinking of so many now that I'm like, I'm getting overwhelmed by it. Like death stranding, the fucking ending of death stranding, when you first get to the beach, that's a beautiful set piece right there. It is.

It's probably a lot. more appreciable. You probably appreciate it more if you didn't have to slog your way through through the entire. Like I remember at that point being like really upset, but it is a good, the entire game of Death Strandings honestly probably like a really good set piece. Especially when like the BT areas start coming in, then that's, that shit's kind of cool. But there's a lot. God of War is pretty much exclusively set pieces. So like it's almost like you don't even have, you can't even count that game. It's almost cheating. Oh my God. Like the, the, yeah. Oh, like, what's just a shishma, dude? Oh, like, what?

But the fight with the, um, the fight with the guy that gets struck by lightning, like when the, when you fight the tango demon and all those like things are circling him. Oh yeah, yeah. Consuming you. Oh my God. That's. Yeah, that's pretty much video games are just set pieces now because of how fucking much cinema has become a part of video games. So yeah. Yeah.

Hellblade. Hellblade. Hellblade is great. Um, look, man. There's no shortage. I think Red Dead has the best one. I think that set piece when you're going toward. that house of i forgot his name um de angelo is it de angelo no not de angelo it's uh there's somebody

in that angel's playing in one of the parts of you come oh my god when you're writing back after you get back from the island that's a beautiful set piece but what else oh let me look there's a lot man's there's a fucking ton the music that kicks in periodically throughout death stranding i think is gorgeous like uh i think uh those moments even if they're not like specifically scripted or anything. I think oh man there's so many good ones now that I'm

now that I'm like really in the mode of like remembering they're just so fucking good. It was the breath weight manner. That's right? Braithwaite. Braithwaite manner yeah. Yeah like fucking yeah like dude like

nukeing Megaton and Fallout 3 and fucking just fucking there's lot of, I think the ending of Bioshock, like, not the proper boss fight ending, but like when Ryan is giving his speech, I think is fucking fantastic. The ending of Infinite, it's

beautiful. Yeah. Everything from Bloodbourne, everything from Bloodborn, dude. We could go any of the Souls games. We could go on for literally hours, honestly. We could have a whole podcast dedicated to video games. The more we look at them, we'll be like, oh, that was amazing too. And oh, look, that was

great. That Braithwaite Manor thing was also That one is perfect Because the whole gang walks and it turns It literally focuses in like a fucking Moving you're like whoa, this is serious That I fucking love Red Dead 2 man like I know a lot of people

Have problems with it I know Jakey's video is very Good And I agree with it But dude Just fucking perfect moments like that Just They're so rare in video games Maybe less rare now than they used to be but like

Still arguably like super hard to pull off I love Red Dead I always love that game I think it's the best story That's one of the best Nonfiction Stories ever about or fiction Fiction fiction fiction

Historic or like Dated fiction I guess Would you call it It's historical fiction It's like it's a or it's a period piece You know I think that's the best ever experience in my life Like that's just a masterpiece

Of storytelling and characters So like I love it I understand the problems with it But I still play that game If I could manage to sit through it again Yeah There's just so much time That goes into playing that game

It's a very long game And I honestly Like I've been thinking About getting back into it I feel like I've forgotten Enough of it Where like I could probably I'll watch you play

If you play in the living room I'll watch you play the whole game I just I can't tip to it right now Oh dude fucking scarecrow In uh In Arkham Asylum Like when he pretends to fuck with your game And it's like

Yes We're gonna go on forever Because it's gonna keep figuring out What's the next question We're gonna keep being like Oh Lord this moment Wow, that's interesting. I'm looking at a list of top

Top 5 from some fucking random website. And Kingdom Hearts 2, the Battle of 1,000 Heartless. Is it number 5, apparently, for this site? This is an interesting top 5. So it's like Kingdom Heart, then Starcraft, Terran Mission 3, Desperate Alliance. I don't know anything about StarCraft 3, or StarCraft, but that's number 4.

Number 3, yeah, I know, there's no StarCraft. Krifty. Number three, Halo 3, the Covenant Scarabs. So that's kind of cool. Number two, Metal Gear Solid Metal Gear Rex. I guess. I don't know if I would, I think Psycho Mantis was far more interesting than that. Way better. But, and then number one is the Madagascar Chase and Uncharted 4, which I just remembered is really cool also. That's insane. When you're going through the whole entire city, first of all, the city in that game is beautiful. That whole entire area is so vibrant and pretty and like sunny. Yeah. And you know what? Whoa. You know what I will say too?

This is really fresh. But Ratchet and Clank is full of amazing set pieces. Like I just did the robot one, the giant fucking the fixer thing. It's insane, right? It's insane how good that sequence is. And I think that's definitely going to be like up there as far as like memorable set pieces and what have you. But like we've, I don't know, we've talked about this a lot. Every time you spawned into that game, every time you spawn into that game, you can just look out into the world.

And you're like, whoa. Like, it's a beautiful, it's a good game. I really really like that game. I hope it sells well. Yeah. I think it will. I think it's Ratchet and Clank, and they always do pretty well. Granted, this one's limited to PS5.

So we'll see, we'll see how, if that works. I think, uh, I think by virtue of having an exclusive game anyway means it doesn't have to sell well. It just needs to do well for the console because Sony's, like, fronting the money anyway. Like, there's no, Sony's not going to go out of business because Ratch and Clank didn't sell to people who don't have a PS5. you know like that's that makes sense

but also Insomnix killing it anyway um they just have not missed yet they're just making so many things at once like they're making Spider-Man 2 as well that's coming out in like a year or two probably maybe Sunset Overdrive

who knows that might be that might get a second one I hope it does because Sunset Overdrive was great sunset was a good game but it got boring I disagree I think that game is that game is as good as you make it because like you have to learn it demands that you know how to play it

And, like, if you're just playing the way that, like, if you're playing the game to just get through it, you're not going to have a good time because you can do anything to get through any encounter. It's all about, like, style. It reminds me a lot of, like, old, like, uh, like Jets at Radio and shit. Like, you could beat Jets at Radio with very little style, but, like, the fun is, is finding that style. But anyway, uh, another question. Hold on. There's a bug on my screen, Rod. And he says, Hello Tall, Dark and Skinny, big fan of the podcast and Twitch streams,

and a brand new patron to the podcast. There's been a lot of good games to come out lately, but I've noticed a lot of them are single player, Hades, God of War, go to Sushima, et cetera. My friends and I have a difficult time finding multiplayer games we can all enjoy without getting tilted or bored. I like the specification of tilted. So I want to know.

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largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

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knowing you'll have a good time? Keep up the good work. You all bring me the big laughs. Oh, I got two immediately. The MCC and Knockout City, bro. Knockout City's good. Like, my default is always going to be hit the Massachusetts Collection because that's

endlessly, you could just do whatever the fuck you want in there. Like, the custom game scene is so huge in there that you definitely don't it's almost hard to get tilted in MCC custom games because it's so fucking nonsensical. We were streaming it with the community not too long

ago, I think like a couple weeks back, and it was hilarious. We were cracking the fuck up. It's just the most fun I've had playing video games like online in a while. Yeah, I just play MCC to have a good time. Knockout City is also really good. I would, I can't say Destiny because that's, that's when you get tilted with.

Like, it's really easy to get tilted with Destiny. Even if you're just doing PVE shit, because you're like, what the fuck? Like, I don't know. That's, that's one that I could, I could understand being a bit rougher. But I would suggest, dude, there's a lot of co-op shit. Like, honestly, just fucking pick up Leff or Dead. Like, Leffordead is so good as just a co-op game. I would even say fucking World War Z is pretty damn good.

Granted, there's a lot of zombie shit. Like, I understand. Back for Blood, I think, is going to be great. So I'm looking forward to that. But there's plenty of, like, co-op-oriented, co-op-oriented games to play. Granted a lot of... Just a Mario game. Those are just fun games play with your friends.

Like, Tropical Freeze, Don Kong's a good game. Mario Bros. That game is fantastic. Like, they're just fun games to play. Yeah. It's simple. I would say co-op is the way to go. Like, because you can play Leffredead pretty mindlessly,

but it's still like a really enjoyable, just like, it's just fun to shoot zombies and watch them fucking fall in hilarious ways. Like, it's just, it's fun to do that. But you're right that it seems a little bit harder to find more reliable multiplayer games now than it used to. I remember back in like 2009, 2010, it was almost hard. hard for people to settle on a multiplayer game. Like, he was like, hey, you want to play fucking,

you want to play Halo 3, you want to play some ODST, you want to play Gears of War, you want to do some Horde mode and gears, you want to do Left for Dead? Hey, Dead Space has multiplayer, what the fuck, let's do that. Mass Effect 3, you want to do Mass Effect 3 multiplayer? Uncharted has a multiplayer. It's like, holy fucking shit. Yeah, it was too much for a little while. It was a lot.

It was a lot in games that arguably, like, didn't need them. Like, I don't understand why Uncharted had multiplayer ever. Like, I never, that game does not play well as a shooter. Like, it just doesn't. People got it, bro. Yeah, people did. I mean, you know, they needed something.

You know, the PS3 was not a multiplayer place. It just wasn't. It wasn't really. That conversation was dominated by Halo and gears at the time. Or Call of Duty, I guess, was like the main. That's why, honestly, it's kind of funny when we think back to, like, some of the friends we know who grew up on PlayStation, how they like Call of Duty because it's the only thing they had. it's like they couldn't play anything else like I don't know any but like

we have a lot of PlayStation friends like back in the day who were like hardcore into PlayStation never once did they talk about untarted's multiplayer never once they talk about like resistance's multiplayer or fucking you know warhawks multiplayer or whatever the fuck it was always just

you're gonna get the new call of duty you're gonna get call of duty black ops fucking 11 and it's like 13 it's a little funny uh But, yeah, Knockout City is great.

But, like, Knockout City is competitive. So, like, I would argue, like, maybe that's not... It's really fun. It is fun. I play with my friends. I play with, like, Bent and, like, Cancer Bus and, like, Renzuel. So, like, we just go in there, we just dick around and have a good time. Yeah.

Because I love that game. I think it's a really, really good watch. It's an unexpectedly good game. And I think, like, there are games, like, Rocket League, that are a little bit more competitive also that, like, people love. You've been playing for a long time. I like As a battle royale I like Apex

Although honestly I haven't played in a while So that's like a kind of outdated opinion I can't tell I have no idea how they've changed it Lord knows Like if I keep record I keep every week I'm like You should play Destiny

And then they put something now It's like I don't play it right now And then like ah now's a good time It's like oh wait a minute They nerfs stasis And it's like all right Yeah it's it's a with live service things It could be a bit messy

But I would say honestly dude, Lefferdead's cheap, it's on PC, it's super accessible. Load that up with your friends. I think you'll have a good time. Maybe you've already done that, and maybe you're looking for something new, or maybe you think it's too old to be enjoyable now. I promise you it's not.

You can mod that thing. You can mod Lefer Dead in ways that is just beyond anything. Like, my game currently allows you to play, I think all the survivors are Velociraptors, and all of the aliens are like, or all of the ZeperDard. Zombies are fucking spiders. So it's just, it's a fucking disaster. It sounds so much. And I have a little flashlight with Wilford Brimley's face on it.

It's wonderful. But that's hilarious. It's fun. Nosferati wrote in. A little vampire boy. He says, hey there, your favorite Martian, Miles Morales, if he was in Spider-Man three and quite literally Arbiter. who do you guys or what do you guys think about the old Tony Hawk games I've always played American Wasteland and or as a kid

and it introduced me to a lot of punk bands but I only got into Underground about four years ago Wow really how old is Underground Old like I was in I wasn't in high school yet Yeah wow 2003 yeah none of us were even close to high school That's fucking that's crazy that's that old I played um I remember Underground one had a

Trachical boss, a minibos, and then three had something special. They had like weird-ass minibuses. I didn't play the undergrounds. I played up and,

or maybe I did play underground. I must have, yeah, no, I played, Underground was the last one that I played because it had the track maker,

right? It had like the park editor. And I remember it had the TNT song in it. That's the only thing I remember. I have a very specific memory of like

making a stupidly long rail to fucking T&D Dino Mike And that's about it But fucking Yeah, I don't know man Like I was more into pro skater

I first went up to five I think You played the fifth pro skater Or five I think I played up to five Yeah I paid all over Five came out like six years ago Oh no so I played up to four then

Probably yeah I played up to a PS2 one Yeah Hold on Tony Hawk Pro Skater 4. I think that's real.

I'm fairly certain that's a real game. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that was 2002. So that was a year before Underground. And that was on PS2. So I played all of those. I played underground. I played all of Underground.

Then I played Underground 2 for the beginning. And that was the time that Skate came out. So I played a little bit of Skate. Skate was fucking, I love Tony Hawk. Pro Skater 1 and 2 are like very important games to like my childhood that got me into punk music too actually that's why i started liking rise against and read against machine and i found out about more like typical rock from that game that's what got me into it and it was this everyone was playing that game like we'd come over like hey you want to play skate

and we'd play skate on a place one like it would be one controller you're like it's my turn man right we'd play back and forth that was such a fucking was it was a skate it was that was a game was skate came out on 360 no the game mode in pro skater the game skate. Oh, I don't know. It's been, is that the one where you have to collect the letters? You gotta, you gotta do the same move someone else that did. Oh, I don't remember. Like, I never played it. I never played it with people. I always play it by myself. Because I had no friends or siblings. But, uh, I played up until three and then I stopped. But, and I played a little bit of underground because I must have, because I have that very vivid memory of playing it on the Xbox, which is, you know, not associated with Tony Hawk at all. But, yeah, those are fucking good game.

I think they're making a new skate. I'm pretty sure. You should. EA has some pseudo-E3 event kind of soon, I think, like in July. So I think they might say something about it there. They, like, announced that it was being made last year, but didn't show anything. So, I mean, who knows? We might see some new skate.

I would imagine. Hopefully. People are excited about it. People love skate. I never got into it. It's too technical and specific for me. Like I like them more Arcady Katie style

But it's just silly enough for me To really enjoy it Did you ever do Tony Hawk ride With like that weird like fucking board That you had to stand on Oh yeah to stand and I never did that That was fucking stupid I definitely love Tony Hawk games though

Because that was a Because even before I left New York City Like I was Like 2004 was like a time Where skating became like cool proper Like all over the US So all of my friends were skating And then I tried skating

For like a year or two And I was like I'm not good enough to do tricks, but I can just skateboard. And that was... Yeah. I could never even skateboard. I can't do it.

I have bad balance. It's so fucking... Skateboarding is really, really fun. Yeah. I wish I could do it without... I think I have too much apprehensive fear of, like, breaking my bones. Like, I can't do it. You got to get over that.

I can't get over that. That's like base instinct. You got to get over that. You got to get on the board just be like, I'm going to go forward, and I'm just going forward. Look, I'm 27 years old. I miss the boat. on start trying to skate, you know.

You can ride a bike though, right? You can ride a bike and everything. Yeah, I can ride a bike. Okay, gotcha. So you should be fine. You could be able to skate. It's been a while, though, to be, to be honest. Like, and the last bike.

Last time, like two years ago. The last bike that I had was the one that I bought in Glendale and like. Lately, car buying has become a pretty dull experience. But on eBay, behind every car in part is a story waiting to be shared. There was a guy who bought a 2020 Porsche Cayman GT4 on eBay. It was well loved. There are plenty of Caymans in great condition on eBay, but this one needed some work. That's just the start of the story.

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It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder, and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow, Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. That was too tall for me. Like, it was just too, like I. Yeah, so I gave it to, I gave it to. I gave it to, I gave it to. Was it the Jalen that I gave it to? Was it the Jalen or whiskey?

Kmart. It was Kmart. Kmart took my bike. That's right. Oh, well. But yeah. Tony Hawk is good. Amazing.

Yeah. He's fucking crazy, too. Like, I saw a video of him, like, doing some crazy trick recently, and I'm like, aren't you, like, 50? He did his final 900, and he was like, I'm done. Because he could have, dude, I saw it, and it wasn't a clean one. And I was like, this could end really badly. He landed, he took his shit off, and he walked right off the pike. And he was like, I prove that I can do that still.

No more. And he left. Yeah. God bless him. God bless him. Remember he was young? Remember he was young? remember he was like 22 23

yeah he was 23 when we were kids yeah young guy god help uh anyway this is god always gets so uncomfortable uh racist snake

wrote in he says hello my future vessels well you guys have open lobbies on halo infinite uh all the love all the way from portugal and uh goku 100% better than Superman. All right.

It's opinion-based. But, yes, absolutely. Yeah. The day comes out, I'm going to stream multiplayer day comes out. Chris is going to be doing a proper story mode. I'm going to be a multiplayer for at least the first three, four days until I could get at the game. Yeah, you guys can, you can expect that I'll be on that. Like, it's obviously, like, it looks good.

And I'm excited about it. And we might, assuming that the first time. I'm able to stream it is when the game launches proper, then I'm probably going to go through the story first and do that. I'll stream the story. Not going to be looking at chat. I've done, I've seen this a million times people spoiling shit and chat on stream. I'm not going to do that.

You guys can, you guys can see my initial reaction to the game because I think that'd be fun to just for me to have. I think it'd be fun to look back on. But I'm going to be doing the story first, and then we'll start doing, like, multiplayer lobbies. But if the rumors are true that there is a beta, or as they like to put it, a limited technical preview, if that launches any time before the game comes out, I will be streaming it. I don't know if it'll have, like, custom lobby support. I doubt that.

I think it's just going to be matchmaking for obviously server reasons. but absolutely I'm going to be streaming Halo Infinite the second I can. Like that's instantly. I got to get good. I got to be able to do no scope snipers. Once I can do that, once I can proficiently do that,

the deflector. I was watching that gameplay again and like the reticle for the sniper is so small. It looks so hard to snipe, which is good. But, ooh, I can't wait. All the fucking armaments,

I can't. can't wait to fucking grappling hook something from across the map. Someone's about to get the fucking sniper and I grab them to myself. Like, ha, you can't get it and I kill them. Ooh. Ooh. It's going to be so mean. Ooh.

Yeah, I'm excited. I'm excited for the, uh, for whenever, whenever I'm going to be able to get my hands on this. Uh, I think little birdie told me it might be soon. So we shall see how that goes. Uh, and, uh, Nikki Ziggie wrote in. Said, sup guys. It me. Got an existential question for you.

How do you three deal or process the thought of your own death? As an atheist, I don't believe in the afterlife. And not going to lie, the thought of one day no longer existing has absolutely kept me up at night. I had a recent, really nice conversation with Logic once where he told me he gets comfort from thinking about how our place in time is permanent, like a stamp on a timeline of the universe. That's kind of an interesting way to think about it. It's I I am never bothered by this I am sort of bothered by the fact that like

I will no longer exist because of the amalgam my emotions but I hope that in my death I've helped enough people that they'll remember me like I do enough good for the world that if everyone ever looks back on like oh Tom Sweeney or like Kings of James

and he was a good kid he helped a lot of people he had a good heart and that's it and helps me sleep by night. I just don't care about, I sincerely, like, without a doubt, just don't believe that, like, I don't think it's nothingness. I think it's just, because people perceive nothingless as like you're just conscious and cognitively aware of just this black void where time passes, and you're just like thinking yourself into an oblivion that you just can't control. And it's like, no, it stops. It's no different than...

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Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one.

20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder, and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

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Remembering before you were born, I think it's literally the absence of anything. And it's why I just, like, I'm convinced that that's the case to the point where I'm not even remotely bothered. What bothers me is how people I care about will react. like when I am gone like that is that's the saddest thing because I that is you know that's something that will persist regardless of whether or not I'm gone so like that's the stuff that bothers me but like as far as like my own consciousness where I go I am not even slightly bothered yeah I'm going to disappear that doesn't bother me anymore I'm okay yeah I'm all good about it I just hope I just hope that like I don't know I hope like I hope it's not painful like that's about it. Like, it was not extremely painful. Other than that, I'm okay with it.

I don't think it will be. Uh, unless, uh, unless, uh, well, unless, you know, God knows who knows how any of us are going to go. Exactly. Uh, I, unless you're, I don't know, man, unless you're like, unless you're in a really fucked situation, which, like, I do my best to avoid. I try, but, uh, I don't always succeed. You know what that is? That's the fucking live leak person in you who just, like, has seen so many tires like fucking snipe people from across highways that you're just constantly looking over your shoulder wondering like when am I going to get splayed by a fucking 18 wheelers loose tire tunneling down highway at fucking mock 10 the irony of how often they hit people is puzzling

it's crazy because that means because you know it's what what gets me about those videos of like loose tires like rolling off of the highway and like hitting the one person in a field What blows my mind about that is like that's all the stuff that's happening on camera, you know? So imagine how many times this happens where it's not caught on film. Imagine how many tires are just flying into the middle of nowhere and not hitting anything. You have to assume, based on all of these videos, you have to assume that every square foot of the planet has been traversed in some way, shape, or form by a loose, fast tire. Because pure mathematics are just like, how is it likely at all that they were just standing in that place? And they just so happy to get beat.

The first one, the first video in that always in that compilation, dude, that guy gets hit and he gets hit and he turns off and slaps against the ground. I've never seen someone go limp like that in my life, bro. It's insane. Limp. Tires are no joke, man. A tire is a big, fuck. By the way, tires are not like these, like, fluffy, like, stuff. Like, soft.

Like, soft. They're huge, bro. They're, they're huge. They're hard. Just because they're full of air doesn't mean they're not like, you get hit with a tire. That's like a, it's like, it's like, it's like, when people say, like, you're just jumping the water. It's, who cares if you're like 100 feet up?

It's like, dude, water at 100 feet up. Hurts. That hurts. That hurts a lot. Yeah. That's like concrete. You've jumped off like a 50 foot jump. Like, I've jumped up a 50 foot drop before into water.

And like, if I didn't have my toes angled, I would have broke my ankles. Literally it hurts. literally it hurt my it hurt my face on my face hit the water because of how fucking much how like much force you build up on you just hit a surface and all this chance went to the surface but you still make contact with it it's really bad i i have never had the urge to do that to do the whole like i'm going to jump into a body of water from like a stupid high height like i've never once thought oh i want to do that have you done that you've done that right i did it in mexico i did it in the san costanotes which are pretty much a

like this caverns that have deep water in it and you don't know where it comes from, but it's a hole in the earth that has a big thing, a deep thing of water. And like, I jumped off and my worst fear is deep water. My grandma was like, just do it. You know, do it so you can conquer your fear. Just do it, you know. So I did it. I jumped in.

And when I went in, I looked down and I saw darkness. And I got out the water and I was shaking. Conquering fears is overrated. It, I really think it is. There are certain fears that, like, I think you should conquer. or like public speaking or like, you know, uh, you know, things like that. But the second it's like, dude, just confront your fears. And it's like, oh, but I'm scared of, uh, but I'm scared of wild polar bears.

And it's like, yeah, but like you, that's a sensible fear though. Exactly. That's a logical fear. It's like deep water is a logical fear. But like, it could so happen, I could end up in deep water and I'm just freeze and die. You know, like that, like I would freeze up. Like I would not be able to react and die. opposed to like I might be able to swim to safety if I just like power my way through it.

Yeah. That's a difference. But like if you're afraid, if your worst fear is fucking gunman, you know, don't phrase your fear. Let your fear persist. Keep yourself safe. Oh my God. It's, I don't know, man. Like I don't know if I have that many fears that I think are worth conquering.

Really? Like, the deep water one is for me. I need to conquer that. I'm still afraid of deep water, but, like, not as terrified. Yeah, well, you know you can swim. Yeah. That's when they have in my corners, I can swim. That's it, but, like...

But if you found yourself in, like, the middle of the ocean, would you even bother swimming? I'm scared. But, uh, I'm tearing up because I thought about that. But, like, I would try something. I would try. I would land my back. Hopefully I float to salvation.

God bless you. Hopefully a whale picks me up and takes me to safety. Can you... Dude, if that managed, if you manage that, I don't know how, I don't think I could be friends with you after that. I would think I'm Christ if I happen to me. Yeah, like, you'd have to assume, like, this is, like, divine intervention. Like, that would mean that you're, like, some greater part of, like, a big thing that, like, I can't even comprehend. It's like, I can't, I can't with this.

That's too much. A whale saves you? You got to move out, dude. Sorry. I know you just got back from, like, that whole situation. But you got to move out. I'm sorry. Yeah, I don't know.

Who might have to say that a portal is not going to open in our apartment one day and, like, summon you? and it's not going to like open like where my computer is and just fuck up half my shit. Like in the middle of the computer pops open. You're like, bro. I just got this desk. Damn. But anyway, guys.

I think now's about that time to pack it in. It's a little bit shorter than our usual episode, obviously, because Derek is not here. Also just comparatively, like not a lot's been happening since we last recorded. Hopefully we got through some of your questions. be one more episode. Next week is going to be confusing because Sweeney is going to be on vacation.

Sweeney is going to be on vacation. I don't know if Derek's going to have his shit sorted by then. So we'll see what happens. We'll keep you guys. Follow the snark tank on Twitter, snark tank team on Twitter, for more information to keep yourself, like, very up-to-date about what's happening. But we will keep you guys posting what we're going to do. Yeah.

Most likely we're thinking that Chris is probably going to try to round up questions for his solo cast. And we'll put that on Patreon. Yeah. And then we'll figure. You know what I'm. That's what we're trying, but we'll figure something out. Yeah. I'm thinking.

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