The Snark Tank - #74: CHANGE MY MIND!

Episode Date: July 2, 2021

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Terms and conditions apply. Hey, look, it's a little dead mean. Hey, everybody. Welcome. It's another episode. That's a disgusting sip if I've ever seen one. Welcome to the Snark Tank podcast. Another episode, another week down.

This time, it is Sweeney who is gone. Uh, he, we, we, we, we, we, we told the audience who were lost in the Paris, uh, the Paris catacombs, uh, except, except, except we didn't know anything about the Paris catacombs. So it came across like we were immediately lying. Uh, but Sweeney's gone. He's in some, uh, some weird beach that doesn't sound real. We're not going to docks him, but I'm highly suspicious of the validity of this place. But, you know, he's, he's, he's on a vacation with his, uh, his girlfriend. He's, he's having a good time. Yeah, I don't believe him. I think whatever Beach he said, it sounds like a drink.

I don't think it's real. Yeah, yeah. It sounds like an alcoholic drink. I was like, dude, you're just saying shit. I don't want to be, you just. I don't believe me for a second, dude. Ask his girlfriend. She's probably like, oh, he said he was going on a trip to his family and no one

knows what he's actually doing, you know? He's probably like in Japan making, like getting a sword made or something. That sounds like something. You know what he's doing? He's getting plastic surgery to actually look like a kuma. Like he's fucking gonna, like I guarantee he's gonna come back with red hair and shit. A kuma? Fucking holy shit.

Wait, is that the, that's the fucking green boy, right? With the orange hair? No. Am I wrong? Wait, what? Who am I thinking of? I don't know. No, I swear to God.

Wasn't there like a fucking, I'm never going to fucking figure this out. A green boy with orange hair? Green mange orange hair street fighter? Oh, Blanca! Oh, you're talking... Oh. He's my love Blanca. Fuck, yeah, no, never mind.

This is a way different person. But... Oh, my. Anyway. I would much rather him have plastic surgery to look like Blanca. Yeah, that's what I thought, because it's just like that would be way, way cooler. but anyway guys

it's another it's another two man so don't expect two hours and some odd change we're gonna treat this a little bit light because next week

I believe it's next week I could be wrong if I'm wrong I'll edit this but I don't think I am next week we're gonna have Lyle on Lyle Rath we're going to be talking

about some Vigigame stuff some of the stuff he's working on some of the stuff that we probably a lot of music talk And there is, by the way, a question thread specifically for Lyle that's been up for quite a while on the Patreon at patreon.com slash Snark Tank. So if you want to get a question in there, that'll probably be a long one, I think.

So pop in over there, ask some good shit. And it might be, it might be asked. Who knows? Lyle's a good boy. Let's go. Let's go. I want to see a Lyle Rath de Baby cover. You know?

I think he could do it really well. I wouldn't mind that at all. So we've got a couple of things to talk about. I don't know what you want to start off with because there's some stuff here. There's some stuff here that's kind of old. Maybe we should start with the older things first. Yeah. The shit that you brought up to, you reminded me of today like a couple, I think like maybe like 10 minutes ago, 20 minutes ago, that we never talked about on the podcast.

inexplicably. That's what shocks me. Like, how has this not been brought up, especially when this gentleman, or I don't even know if I can call him a gentleman, but we've talked about him so much, and it just kind of just slipped our minds, I guess. Yeah, well, I think the moment that we're talking about Paul Joseph Watson,

by the way, who, you know, when I tweeted like a thing about a video of like a panic attack that I had while filming, because I thought it was like super weird and interesting. just to see like that happening from like a third person perspective. It was like really weird to me. And I was like, ah, this is kind of interesting. And he like, he kind of dunked on it. And this happened a while ago, but I don't know why it didn't.

I think that week and the next one were like super packed with shit. And then like we mentioned it at the end. And we were like, ah, shit, we forgot about it. But we were like already reading the credits. So we forgot about it. And then the week went by. And that more shit happened. And then it was just a Sweeney and me episode.

And now it's just you and me. So we can talk about this, I guess. I don't know what to say about it because it was so weird that he hasn't interacted with me. And so, he DMed me, by the way. He did. He did. I actually never talked about a lot. Let me go back and find this.

What was his name, Prison Planet? Yes, yes, it is. I have to like, it's such a weird at to find, but hold on. Let me go back. I'm trying to find it. But if you want to talk while I find this fucking thing, trying to remember exactly. Sure, I'll talk. I want to remember exactly.

I'll let people know that I am in the, one of the whitest countries in Europe. I'm in Lithuania. I am mating with a very white woman. It's pretty great. And so, and apologies if my. microphone doesn't sound up to par. It's not the best microphone I have. But the cool thing about this microphone

that it does have built in echo. So if you want to be really dramatic, you can just turn it on. Oh, that's cool as shit. And it just goes. That's awesome. Yeah, so I was like, hey, oh, fuck it, I want this. So it's pretty cool.

That's pretty fucking... I think Lyle had like a thing like that, too. He had like an... I couldn't even begin to pretend tend to understand what the hell he was saying to me though, like when he was explaining it. So I was like, ah, neat. My brain was just completely shut off. But I want to get one of those things. That looks like fun as hell for streams especially.

Exactly. Like, exactly. That seems like such a fun fucking thing. Okay, here I go. Here I found the DM. Having a panic attack over forgetting a line isn't a real panic attack. stop chasing clout very disappointing behavior behavior with a you because he's British of course and that was it I didn't I wasn't really paying attention to my DMs I noticed this like two days after

so I feel like I could respond now but it would be like weird if I did but you know you should respond with there's a picture floating around partially because of me that it shows Thanos with an extremely detailed penis and and it also has the total Tony Stark like tied up hanging and then he's like erected for whatever reason. Oh my God. Just send that to him. Maybe. Just out of the blue a whole month later.

Just no context. I should be like, sorry. I didn't see this. And then just post that. But yeah, like, I don't know. I just thought it was like there were a lot of, there were some people who were like having fun with it. I didn't expect that video to blow up the way it did.

Like that was like I posted it specifically at like one or like, like 2.30 in the morning LA time when like most human beings I feel like are asleep, you know, uh, specifically because like, I don't know, this is interesting, but I don't want to like,

it's not like prime time content. I just, I just find it kind of fascinating. Uh, and then it blew up fucking 400,000 fucking views. Of course, it's that one. Like,

it wasn't even like the Resident Evil video that like I fucking, uh, when I was like sauntering up to the door and like I turn around and like the big vampire bit. Oh yeah. That one exploded too, but not nearly as much as this one. I'm like, oh, fuck, of course. But, you know, what I want to say? Just in like some vein of, just to get an actual point across.

Having like, because he also tweeted, he, like, replied something like, like last time I saw a panic attack in person, it was because someone died in front of somebody else, or something like crazy dramatic like that. And it's like, If you're panicking because someone's brain exploded in front of you, that's not like a panic attack. That's like a fairly reasonable reaction to a fucking happenstance. That's like the whole point of a panic attack is like, or at least the way that I see it is that like it shouldn't happen because it doesn't make sense.

That's like the whole. Yeah. That's why it's- It feels like the world's ending, but it's not. Yeah. It's like the simplest shit. And it's not like it's just one thing. Like that was just a bad day in general for me.

So it was just like a, but it was like a straw camel's back type deal where it's like, ah, fuck, you got to be joking. I can't even do this line today. But yeah, I don't know. I just thought it was like kind of like an interesting thing to share. And, you know, the typical people like dunked on it, which didn't really bother me. I kind of expected that. Like, how can you not at that point?

Like if you see somebody freaking out on. Like, I do that all the time. Like, if I see somebody freaking out on cameras, like, It's funny. But I don't really care that much. I'm going to be honest. It wasn't even like, it wasn't any. If I were, like, say if I was some conservative, Chud, if I saw that, I'd be like, oh,

that was nothing. Yeah. How could I, like, it's not enough substance to really, it's not like, say, for example, it doesn't matter where you line. But one of my favorite videos is Hassan Piker destroying his controller when he was playing like Bloodborn or Dark Souls or some shit. It's fucking great. Like, it's such a great moment.

and like that's the type of shit that you meme on because this guy loses his shit I'm like hey guy dude it's it in fact look man I've look when I was playing crash team racing and I was trying to get the platinum in like a week

otherwise I would owe some random dude in fucking Dubai a PlayStation 5 out of my own pocket that was like I was I had a controller that I definitely destroyed and I was on stream too it was like I was fucking furious I wasn't even happy when I got it

I was just like I think I got it the platinum and I was like, fuck you. And I like, I was just, I was so angry. So I understand those, but like, dude, some of those. But I remember watching that video, the video that I posted. And I remember thinking like, I don't think this is funny, but maybe that's just because I'm like, it's me.

So I'm like biased. So I wasn't sure. Like, maybe it's, I don't know, maybe it's funny. But there's, there's that one Hassan Piker thing too where he's like, he's talking about the, the, he's talking, he's going over some Shapiro video or something. And people are like spamming. his chat about like the PlayStation event. Have you seen that clip?

No. I have to send it to you because somebody like auto tuned it and it's like I can't even focus right now because everybody's meme and go at the PlayStation event. Fucking leave. Fucking leave. And it's like the it's the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen. I don't know much about Hassan Piker. I know like he's had some Mimi moments or whatever.

I don't know anything about his like actual content. But that video is fucking one of the funniest things I think I've ever seen. Mainly because of the the auto tune in fairness. The editing does a lot of the heavy lifting. Yeah, right. But still. Yeah, and I don't know. I feel like that's something that.

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All loans and amount subject to lender approval. I'll just watch it. Why don't you go after shit? Like, it just seems such like a nothing thing. The only thing I can really think of is that maybe he is aware that we've like shot on him on the podcast few times. Because, you know, all these fucking, you know, these fans and stuff, whatever, they tattletail. You know, you ever see the ads? They tag people.

They, oh, so on all this shit. I'm like, just let shit be, man. Like, if they find it, they find it. You know, it's it. I always like, I like stumbling upon things. And so he probably took this opportunity to try to get back at you because, yeah, we've made fun of him quite a. quite a bit, and I would like to make fun of him more because I, the shit that he's done, like there was two big examples under his shit talking or whatever,

is quote tweeting, whatever the fuck he did. One of them was when he freaked out on Lauren Southern. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that long thread of him just, I've never, I've never done anything even close to that. You know, like, I've been angry, but what the, I don't even remember what it was over. It was over something that had to do with like, oh, she's like no longer like whatever she would classify herself as or some shit. Something like that. Freaked out or something.

And then one of the one of the, the more interesting one was he went to a restaurant and he was just complaining about how like expensive the menu was and how like, you know, there's just a, you know how the fancier shit gets you get barely any portions of it and it just cost a lot. And he's just sitting at a restaurant, taking pictures of stuff that he's ordering and bitching about it and complaining. And I'm like, I've never seen a grown man do that. Usually it's like, oh, this place is not for me. And then you leave. I don't remember that. That sounds like familiar like in like an ethereal way. Like I remember this event, but I don't remember anything about it.

What the fuck? It's just, hold on. He's like talking about like, oh, this is not the type of meal. like a working class man would want at the end of the day or some shit. And somebody like replied to it like in quotations, working class man just showing him sitting at his fucking desk. You know, like, oh yeah, you're one of the working class men, dude.

Like, get the fuck. You're rich. This motherfucker's rich. And he's fucking like he looks like one of the most pompous pieces of shit ever, right? Just just look at him. You know, you know, people kind of mold into their character.

Yeah, yeah. Kind of like they settle into who they are. And he just looks like one of those fucking guys that, Would literally, probably, are you seeing it? Are you singing it? Yeah, I'll put it on screen for the, but I'll also read it for the audio listeners, obviously. But like staying in Austin, where many restaurants serve pretentious hipster pigeon food, he misspelled pigeon, which wouldn't even satisfy an in-sell, makes me appreciate the Trump Hotel in D.C., parentheses, best hotel in the world even more.

How is this supposed to fill up a man who has been working all day absurd? why are you there then dude like the thing is it's like you choose where you go you know typically it's not like oh it's Wednesday I got to go to Geraldine's

you know fishery it's like you can go wherever the fuck you want why would you go to these go to a place that did you think he went here like specifically with the intention of just like bitching on Twitter I feel like he must have Yes, yes, he had to. He had to, which is weird, which is a weird thing to even calculate and think that people are going to give a shit about.

That's what I don't understand. Yeah, it's very out of touch. It's kind of, it's ironic because he's talking about like, this is supposed to feed a working man, but it's like a working man likely wouldn't come here in the first place. Also, if they did, probably wouldn't have this many complaints and broadcast it to a fucking Twitter audience. I feel like most people would just be like, oh, this kind of sucks, huh? And they would leave. Or they would just like,

it's a whole fucking thread. Holy shit. That's the whole thing where it's like a, his, it's almost like, that's why people are like, dude, how are you making fun of Chris for this panic attack?

And you freak out on the dumbest shit. Yeah. You're freaking out on hipster food. I wonder, I wonder how Like do you think he is Because there are some people right That like are very clearly phoning it in

Who are just like And maybe they do it for a long enough time That they like Start to believe the shit that they say I think that's like I think it's probably true for a lot of people But do you think he is Like

Really This person Or do you think that this is like a A caricature Or do you think it's like mix where it's like, hey, it's a caricature that I've kind of like assimilated into. Because I really don't know what to make of him. That's a good point.

I think a lot of times I forget about that or I think that it mostly is like a front and a show. He's a good performer. You know, he's a thespian. And I forget about that. There's also people behind the scenes that know him personally, people that live. in the UK that know that, you know, his whole modernity schick, the whole, like, how he acts and he's acts pretty much like he's like, oh, uh, Islam is based. It's, it's like, it's not real. It's not real at all because he's like just fucking everyone and shit and, like, party and

like, wow. You know, but hey, it, it, it, it obviously, it gets the bucks. It gets the bucks. I mean, look at, look at, look at, look at, look at Dave Rubin. That's all I have to say. That guy's, he's, he's, yeah, man. I think he's, he's doing pretty well for himself. And he doesn't believe anything he's fucking saying. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. I think it's definitely like a complicated mix, I think. But yeah, that was pretty much all the, ooh, I saw some people in the back.

But there's, I think there's, I don't know, this was a while ago. So this is old stuff. I totally forgot about it, to be honest, until you mentioned it. So I figured we'd mention it. It's on the podcast. We talked about it. There you go. Now maybe Paul Joseph Watson, should we put him on?

We should we should we should invite him on the show and then and then we could get Sam Cedar to join us as well Do you want to talk about you do you want to talk about that? Did we did you do like a video on it? I did do a video and because of and I admit this because of the audience that have Followed me because of some of the crossover there was back in the day with if you didn't outright just shit on conservatives, they think that you're like, you're, you're one of them or something or whatever the cases. Yeah. So a lot of them started following me for various reasons.

And even though at this point, I kind of, the vast majority, like, first I was, I was just very cordial, right? I'm like, hey, you know, differing opinions, this and this and that. But now I'm at the point where largely the conservative side of things, they're the reason why the pandemic, the pandemic's still a thing because they want. won't fucking just be, you know, they won't do, I'm at the point where I'm just completely annoyed. There's, there's a lot of cringe, like, irritating, like, like, 2016 SJW style videos of, like, conservatives on the street are, like, like, walking into, like, Costco's and, like,

flipping, flipping a shit because, like, they just can't put a mask on and inconvenience themselves for, like, a half second. Uh, it's, it is very weird. Uh, I, I don't know. And, I don't know, go ahead. I was just going to say those people, I made a video, and those people made their way onto the video. And they sent me a lot of stuff saying, you need to watch this. And all it is is either need to watch Crowder or Tim Pool. Yeah. And I'm like, I was like, first of all, Tim, I thought after Tim Pool made the egregious prediction that Trump was going to win by a landslide of like 49 states, that maybe he wouldn't be so trustworthy anymore.

people would be like, I think I need to kind of like, I think I need to like think about what I'm watching now because that shit didn't make any sense. And then, uh, yeah, so then, like, Krause, okay, whatever. Anyway, all I did was just break it down in a way trying to just say, hey, just think of it as you don't even know who these people are. You know, just think of it, like, say, here's a guy who's a seasoned debater who's debating just a fucking novice, a child to politics, essentially. Yeah. Brings in someone who's a seasoned debater. And then the other season debater just fucks off. you know even though he talks about it being an arena has a shirt called fight like hell or whatever

he just flees and say it just looks bad like in in so many different ways and people are like no bro Ethan should have been a man of his word oh I'm like okay it doesn't matter people people treat debates as if it's about the people and it's like the worst thing like you don't give a shit like the whole point of a debate is literally to talk about the issues that's like what it, that's what it used to be, or that's what it's supposed to be in theory. But I think now it's more about, I want to see two personalities clash. So like, when the internet people see like a debate, what they're thinking is, oh, I want to see two people, very specific personalities. I want to see them clash because that was what was so amusing about like the Trump debates and

because there was never really any issues really discussed in any of the Trump debates. Trump won purely by personality and by being like a, like an asshole. And it was awesome. awesome to watch. It was super entertaining. But that's not what a debate is. That's a show. That's entertainment. And it's, you know, it's valid in its own form. But like, anybody who, here's the thing, anybody who is going into the crowded debate. This is Sophia Bush from Work in Progress with Sophia Bush. Check out this special moment we did on our show presented by eBay. There's a different kind of care that comes with letting something meaningful go, especially when it has a story attached to When you pass something on, you want to know it's being handled with respect.

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Why the fuck would they even be debating? Like what? It makes no fucking sense. It's like if Neil DeGrasse Tyson was debating like fucking Jeff Foxworthy or something. It's like, what the fuck is like, why would you even have that conversation? It's such a dumb thing. Like, it's so fucking stupid. And like, the idea that he was so confident to debate Ethan, but like scared shitless to debate Sam Cedars, just, dude, here's the thing.

If I was the person, and this, I admit, I'm not this type of person. I'm not like a debate me bro kind of person. I find it like annoying and also it's just not my skill set. debate, like even shit that I believe, I think. Like, I couldn't really, like, debate well, because that's its own skill set. Like, you have to know how to use rhetoric. There's, like, all sorts of things that you have to have, like, on the mind already, just so you can pull up, you know, study this, study that, reference this, reference that. And it's like, I can't, my mind is so messy already that it's like, there's no way that I could have,

like, a proper formal debate with a person. I know my limits. I know my strengths. So I don't dip my toes into that pool at all. So, like, I just don't under fucking stand why you wouldn't just as a debater who is confident who challenges all these people who's like, hey, change my mind random college student number six.

Like, why wouldn't you from an optics game just do that debate? You know? Because I think if Crowder just did the debate, Ethan would have looked like an asshole like to everybody. Because he would have just looked like,

oh, he didn't even flee. We just got a genuine debate and like Ethan thought he was pulling one over on him. That's how I thought things would have went if he just took it. And he was just like, all right, well, this isn't what I planned for, but get this over with. I'm sick of hearing this guy's name, so let's just talk about it once and then we can wash our hands of this forever.

Now, more people than ever know about Sam Cedar, more people than ever are going to be harassing Stephen Crowder about getting this debate done. And he just totally fucked himself over And he just constantly was like throwing insults and shit like what was it like he said something like He accused Sam Cedar of not being a comedian and Sam Cedar was like yeah I'm not a stand-up comedian and he goes yeah well that makes a lot of sense because your show isn't entertaining And it's like he does news

Yeah like of course like it's so fucking weird. It's not the daily show or some shit. I don't know what the fuck like he's trying to say. Yeah. It's really, there's so many different things that I wish, I actually, I had a little bit of a back and forth with a couple of people on my Discord that happened to disagree with my video. And I was just trying to lay things out for them to just show the pattern of, like try to use Occam's Razor of there's no way that Crowder can't be avoiding Sam Cedar. Because the first thing that he even said was, oh, I don't want to debate you because you're a clout chaser. You only have a fraction of my audience. And that already, it was just false about, oh, this is why I won't

debate you. Also, wouldn't that also make him the cloud chaser if he was like concerned only with debating people who have a big audience so that he could extract some value from it? It's like, everything about it was fucking backwards to me. Everything. And which shows you, And which is funny because he also says he claimed that he knew this was going to happen. But then had absolutely no prep. He had nothing. He had no rebuttal. The camera wasn't even on him for a while.

It was on that little co-host he had for a while. Like he was trying to figure out what the fuck he was going to do. I'm like, if you knew this was going to happen, if he knew there was going to be a possibility of this happening, wouldn't you have a plan? Like, this is what we're going to do if Sam Cedar shows up. Pretty simple. He even mentions Sam Cedar before they went on air because I checked out his video because people, you need to check out this video, bro.

There was people saying, smoking gun proof that they showed receipts of the DMs between Ethan and Crowder. Just saying, it's just going to be you and us. It's just going to be me and you. And people are like, that smoking gun proof, Ethan's an asshole. I'm like, that was never in question.

Everybody knew that they were supposed to debate, and then he pulled the switcheroo. So I didn't even understand what the showing the receipts were for. I think everyone understood that. It was supposed to be them too. So I didn't understand, like, say, imagine you and I agree to do something, right? And then I don't do it. And then you show...

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Yeah, that's why they're there in the first place. It's like, we had like a public, there was a public discussion that they were supposed to debate. It wasn't like, say, there wasn't, I didn't even understand what people were trying to do. And it was getting so muddy. It was just like trying to be like, oh, well, he went back on his word.

and it's like... Well, it's like, no shit. That was a point. Do you understand? Like, I feel like people don't know who, what Ethan does. Like, because, like, the second I heard that Ethan and Sam, and, uh, not Sam Cater, were going to debate, I knew immediately, I didn't know what he was going to do. I didn't know that he would, he would bring Sam Cedar in.

I knew, I thought for sure, though, that there was no way that Ethan was going to genuinely have a real debate. I thought for sure he was going to just show up. I thought what he was going to do. he was just going to go up there and sort of like waste everybody's time like intentionally and like not really like pay that much attention to like what the fuck was going on or maybe he would like completely just a troll Crowder I think he would I thought he was just going to like just say a bunch of nonsense kind of like how he started off doing like when when Crowder was like oh this is my issue with your CDC comment and uh Ethan was like did you know they practice like boy love in fucking Rome or whatever that's that's what I think that's what I think that's what I thought he was going to do just like waste people's time which like you know wouldn't have been that great of a joke but like you know whatever he's you know he does what he does i thought the fact that he did that switcheroo and pulled this dude in front of him the dude he's been clearly avoiding that

he admitted to avoiding in that clip also where he's like oh i don't know you i don't watch your show nobody watches your show hey you went off you went off uh offline early last week and it's like how how did you know that how did you know that i didn't know that like you know so like Like, the fact that he did that Switcheroo impressed me because I was expecting like a far lamer twist. Like, I was expecting a far lamer joke, a far lamer troll. But instead he pulled this like awesome card where it's like, holy shit that he actually got these two people in front of each other.

And I just thought it was funny. Like, and he could have, Crowder just could have handled it like a fucking adult and just been like. Yeah. Because he was just screaming the whole time, like over everybody. He would even, even, even, even, Ethan, Ethan, Ethan, Ethan, Ethan, Ethan, Ethan, Ethan, Ethan. Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam. And he would just like, he would do this, like, thing that you would do to, like, a child, you know?

We was just like, hey, calm down. He was just trying to get over everybody. He didn't want to let me answer your question? You want me to answer your question? You want to answer your question? I'm asking. Like, it was just like, what are you doing? Yeah.

Just talk. It's just stalk. It's just stalling. And, like, dude, like, I get it. You can have a different read on all sorts of things. Like, perspectives are different. I get it. But, like, I seriously, I genuinely can't fathom how, how anybody thinks Crowder comes out of that looking good.

Like, I really can't, I cannot grasp that concept at all. And maybe Ethan doesn't look like the most stand-up dude. He pulled a switcheroo, like, whatever. But, like, that's the MO. Like, that's not surprising. And also, dude. Crowder crashes shit. Like he,

you remember when he crashed that young Turks panel dressed as jank to like Yeah. Fucking harass the audience and like sit like behind. It's like what is, I don't see how this is any worse. His audience has extreme cognitive dissidents to where they don't care about any of the bullshit that he does. They just ignore it.

Like like it like any like you would do to any, you know, cult leader that you follow. Right, right. Ignore any of the weird shit that he does and then the cool shit that he does. is awesome. And because I remember, I was talking about this not that long ago. I was like, when did I start paying attention to Crowder at all? It was when Miloianopoulos showed up. And he went on this rant because I think Christina Salmas was trying to like give a talk about feminism or whatever and she was being heckled. So then Stephen went on this rant that at the time

I remember it being, I haven't watched it in years, but at the time I remember it being entertaining like, oh, who is this guy? And then it got to the point where, I started growing more and he asked me to talk about some issues within like the black community and this and stuff like that. I want to give my take on this. And that's as far as it went. After that, when I started actually seeing who this guy was and what he was doing, the stunts he was pulling and shit and just getting worse and worse and worse. And I was just like, is anybody noticing this? Or is this?

And then people are like, oh, it's just comedy, bro. It's just this and this and that. And I'm like, well, there's nothing. I can't like, this guy sucks. I don't like this guy at all. I don't like fucking Crowder at all. And there's people that they really like him and they respect him. And this is why they can't get over.

They're just like, I can't believe anybody would do something like this to you. You're such a great person. Yeah, yeah. They can't. You're so truthful. Yeah, it's like you can't admit when your team loses kind of. It's the same thing that happened with the election, to be honest. Like it was just like, no, no, no, he can win.

He can still win, bro. And it's like, all right. But, yeah, I don't even have like all that. much of an opinion on Crowder, just because I don't watch anything he does. Like, he pops up on trending sometimes. I remember back when he, uh, um, him and Carlos Masa were fighting. And I remember being like, oh, neither of these people are good. And everybody was like, a lot of people were like, no, Crowder is like the evil one. Carlos, Carlos Mazza is like, no, dude, Carlos Maza sucks. But, you know, that wasn't like a defensive Crowder so much. It was just like a basic,

just kind of, uh, you know, analysis of like the actual situation. from as objective a point of view that I could give. But I don't really have that much of an opinion on Crowder. So, like, I went into that debate probably as unbiased as a person could if they're, like, familiar with this sphere. Like, I'm pretty ignorant about Crowder. Like, I don't know shit about his beliefs. Or, like, I remember he said something crazy about, like, AIDS, but I don't even

remember what the fuck it was. So I just, I just watched this for what it was. And what it was, it was, it was some guy being. confronted with somebody who he's been avoiding and running away instead of taking the opportunity to show why this person wasn't worth his time. You know, he could have just done that. But I think he knows he couldn't have done that because he didn't want a real debate in the first place.

He wanted to trounce Ethan, who is not a good debater. And I think that's just... He admitted himself. Yeah, that's just the... He wanted... Sorry, so he wanted an easy layup. He said that. And so that's what he was looking for.

Yeah, and it's like, I don't think there's that much honor in that. I mean, it could be fun, I guess. But you can't be, dude, here's the thing. Ethan isn't the change my mind guy. You know, you can't be the change my mind guy and then run away from a debate. That especially when everything's done for you, like the path of, of least resistance in the in the moment that sam cedar showed up would have just been to do the debate and you would have looked like you would have come off better if he just did it or i mean who

knows maybe he wouldn't have because he doesn't he maybe he didn't he wasn't prepared that's also probably that's likely why he ran sure but here's here's the thing that and i want to say this he it it's one of the things that he definitely should have done it because i believe no matter what happen, his audience would have thought he won, no matter what happened. Oh, yeah. It didn't matter if he got, like, say, this happens all the time where somebody competent comes on somebody's show, like David Rubin or whoever, and then they just get torn apart. And then their audience is still there. None of them leaves. None of them questions anything. Like, say, Temple, for example. I don't hate Temple or anything. Yeah. I just think a lot of his information is fucking egregious. And to the point

were the point where you can be like i mentioned the whole trump landslide thing i just don't understand how you could be so like you know you can have so much faith in somebody who can get some shit so we're not even just one prediction there's compilations of him saying this multiple times and getting other people to believe the hype and then it doesn't happen wouldn't you be like this guy was so wrong about this shit what the fuck else is he wrong about wouldn't you be like skeptical but they're not there's like tim pull said this and it's true and i'm like okay all right right dude. So I think Crowder, if you would have just done it, it would, like, he, Crowder could have just literally said anything. It didn't even have to be about the CDC.

You could just be like, oh yeah, fucking, you know, it's, it's, Corona's actually AIDS or some shit. Yeah. That's what it is. And then people would have been like, well, he could have also, he could have also just denied the debate like an adult. Like he, like, but he didn't. Like, it was just so, he, I love that he, he took the screen away from him to like show his, his, his, this dude is, this dude. who like I've never seen before. Yeah. But I don't know, man. That was a fucking crazy, crazy day.

Because I was, I was cracking the fuck up and watching that. I couldn't believe it. Like, I really couldn't believe what a shit show that was. And I just couldn't believe some of the readout from some people on it. Because I just, I felt like I was taking crazy pills. It's like, am I insane? It feels that way. Yeah, because some people are just like really just being, it's like,

nah, Crowder did great. and it's like, ah, like I, the way I think about it is if these roles were reversed, there's no way. Like if Sam Cedar,

like if Crowder crashed Sam Cedar's show, right? And then like, Sam Cedar just insulted him and like ran away. There's no way you'd be like, oh, Sam Cedar did well. Like, there's no fucking way

that you would think that. So I think here's the thing. If anybody's like listening to this and they're like, maybe they're a Crowder listener, I know we got some people in the audience who are probably crowded listener. I just want you to think a little bit more critically

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You're going to think about how the fact that you're just a bunch of bones, you know, maneuvering a little meat sack around. That's not healthy for you. But I think like maybe the halfway point to that point where you can kind of just analyze the things that you like in a way that's like, Yeah, that wasn't great. Like, you can still like Crowder after this, even if you can admit to yourself that he didn't do a good job. No one should be, like, written off from the face of the earth just because they don't perform well in a debate, you know? But, I don't know, that's, I guess, our read on it. I think Sweeney largely agrees.

I've talked about him. With a lot of ad hominems. Yeah, yeah. If Sweeney was here, he'd probably threatened to beat up Crowder and then we'd have to, like, cut it out. But, yo, can you imagine Sweeney debating Crowder? I would love that. That'd be great. It would be just him talking shit for like five minutes.

It would be, that's, but see, that's what I want. Like, there's something, here's, I'm going to say this. There's something beautiful about, if you guys have never heard of this, internet blood sports. But here's the thing. The thing that sucked about it, it was the worst people doing it. Yeah. I hated that the people. people that were involved in the internet blood sports where people were just bitching at each other,

had nothing to do with debating. It was just Jerry Springer. I hated all those people. But I would love to see people I like or I'm interested in just talk shit to each other. It's funny. Yeah, yeah. Like, it's so I would love, I would love to see just Sweeney just go on and immediately just talk shit about him just. And then Crowder would try to compose himself like, oh, I knew you were just going to do this. You were just going to be all this and this and this and that. And then Sweeney's just like, I don't care. Fuck you. It would have been great.

One thing, one thing I will say, this is the best outcome that we could have gotten. 100%. Like an actual, an actual for real Crowder versus Ethan debate about masks. I wouldn't watch it. I'm being boring as fuck. Like, I would not have tuned in. The only reason I even bothered to check it out was because I saw like a Twitter video, like, I guess like a hype thing. I think it was Crowder that posted it where it was like.

you know, which by the way, I think Crowder's like milking this for all it's worth, because of course, but, you know, I saw a video of like, oh no, Sam Cedar and Sam Cedar shows up and I'm like, holy shit, that is wild that actually happened. And that's the only reason I tune in. There's no way in hell I was going to watch Ethan just talk about fucking like, uh, just like, the CDC is pretty like good and they do fine things or whatever. And they're wrong sometimes, but whatever. Just fucking wear the mask. And Crowder would be like, well, what about A? and like I just I can't it would have been so fucking lame to have a seasoned like change my mind debater and like some dude who just does like drama podcasts to fucking talk about masks like no one would have given a shit but this as much of a shit show as it was it was a show and I think it was I thought it was entertaining as hell I was cracking the fuck up dude stop showing your leprechaun co-host I just the fucking, it's ridiculous. I had a good time with it, but I get that people were disappointed. Yeah, those people are fucking boring. Those people were boring. Like the people that are

disappointed, like, you actually wanted to see, because you saw people, oh, Ethan's going to get destroyed. I'm like, you want to see, you want to watch that. To me, that's like secondhand embarrassment watching Ethan stumble upon his words like you said, and then Crowder coming up with fake statistics, because that's what

would have happened. Pryor would have fucking got statistics from Ben Shapiro or somebody else that has no credibility and says this sounds good, I'm going to use this. Or, and here's the thing about debates. And this is why I kind of don't like debates in the way that they exist now, especially when they're like personality driven. It doesn't really matter who's right. It just matters who's good at debating.

Like you could have somebody who's like objectively correct on everything and they could lose a debate just because they don't, I don't know, exude confidence or maybe they don't speak in the right way or maybe they're like not using the right words because being right and communicating your argument are two very different things like communicating your position is actually like a really difficult thing for a lot of people to do it's why debating is a skill you know and even like for somebody like me who's like i i can formulate an opinion and and and you know i can communicate that, but I have to write it. Like, I'd have to, like, sit and, like, you know, assemble it and, like, edit it and, like, maybe, like, run through it once and be like, oh, that belongs here. And, like, I can't on the off, like, off the cuff just make, like, a super compelling argument. Like, I'd have to prepare for, like, a fucking long time. And there's some people who are just really good just off the bat. So, you know, Crowder, I think would have objectively, like, I think would have won that debate. Even if I think, I think would have won that debate, even if I think, think he would have been wrong on every single point because there's no way Ethan could

understand even the rules of a debate or like the skill set that's needed there's he just doesn't possess that he just doesn't he's never been like quippy with his words or anything like that or like really savvy and yeah I told I totally get that I totally get that and it's it's it's a shame it's a shame that like what you're saying that's how it is that you can just sway people with just being good at speaking great rhetoric will win the debate it sucks it sucks it sucks yeah that's all it was dude that dates back to fucking what is it

oh my god JFK and Nixon I think when like people who were listening to it on the radio thought Nixon one but like people who were watching it on TV where they could see like JFK's fucking handsome like fuckboy face yeah like thought like ah that that handsome man who's fucking Marilyn I was gonna say Marilyn Manson Marilyn Monroe

But like You know It's Debates are weird man And I don't know I'm glad we didn't get a fucking boring You know Ethan versus Crowder Mast debate thank fucking Christ

Yeah Anyway Moving on Now that Every single Crowder fan has abandoned us Oh no he's gone It's just to me Let's just keep going

I guess Let's talk about Okay, so I want to be careful about how we talk about this thing Because I don't really know exactly what the fuck's going on But I'm sure Listen, I know our demographics I know there's a lot of people in our audience probably Who probably grew up with Drake and Josh

You know, probably big fans like, you know GameSphere like You know, I ain't calling you a truther You know, I know you're out there I loved Drake and Josh too when I was a kid but some weird information

came out about Drake by the way Drake Bell is like really bizarre like as a person now like he like changed his name and like he's doing a lot of like Mexican songs now like El Draco or something El Draco

El Draco something like that he's just making all this weird like acoustic pop Spanish just music like I remember I heard some song like fuego Lento or something and it's like all right Drake Bell well apparently his music tanked

in the US but it was pretty it was pretty big in Mexico so that's what I'm hearing but then I hear other things too why I moved to Mexico yeah yeah that's that's what you're about to talk about yeah so I don't want to say anything that's wrong legally so I'll I'll just say this Drake Bell whose first name is Jared because of course it is uh uh is uh is is in trouble for child endangerment. That is a very vague thing. Very weird. That could be anything from some standard Jared stuff to, you know, oh, I took my little brother out drinking and we got caught.

Like that's the spectrum of shit that fits under that category. But, you know, it's, it's just an. another one of these where it's like a little uncomfortable just because it would this is like kind of this would be like finding out that uh oh my god I'm trying to this would be like finding out Miranda Cosgrove sold like crack to children you know like it's just like oh weird that'd be cool I car yeah well yeah that would be actually cool like we she props props to Miranda Cosgrove cracking up those kids. but this is so I just want to touch on this because it was a thing that happened and like

it just sort of like went away real quick because I think something else I think it happened the same day as the crowded debate where like that information came out so it just got lost or something and like Jared I'm already calling him Jared Jared and Drake Bell was just like thank God thank God somebody else is taking some heat off but yeah he got looking because that got buried quick. Man, and the contrast, the contrast between Drake and Josh Peck is fucking insane. Like, very Josh Peck being this fat, goofy idiot in the show.

And now he lost all this weight. He's all tanned. He's handsome as shit. He's got a kid with the, like, hot girlfriend or whatever. Doing well, collaborating with all these fucking huge YouTubers and stuff. looks fantastic. That's the biggest thing. Yeah. Looking at Drake Bell, he looks like absolute shit.

And I think he's, what, is he still in his 30s, I think? I can't be that old. He can't be in his 30s, right? Hold on, wait. He's probably like early, because he's like my, he's like my age or something. No way he's early 30s. What do you think he is? I was thinking like 41 or something.

Oh, you think so? Maybe. Maybe you're right. I mean, oh, okay, no, okay, well, 35. So, all right, fair enough, fair enough. I was, I was not right. He looks like he's in his 40s, though. He looks like shit.

Yeah, that's the thing. It's like, I guess that's the problem when you look acceptably, when you look acceptable when you're that age, when you're just like, oh, that's the hot one on the show. And here's the fat one. And it's like, at that point, it's like, you really don't have anywhere to go. Because I don't see a way that Drake could have improved, but Josh had all this room, you know?

And so, like, of course he was going to like, the best, because the best avenue that Drake could have had was like he just stays the same. But he's just going to age because that's what happens to people. So he just would have looked like an older version of what he was before, which is just worse by definition. But he looks like he, you know, he's been doing a lot of L. Druggos, you know. Like he looks, it's not like he just, oh, he's aging. Like, oh, this guy just looks older. Like, like Josh, like, Josh. Oh, he looks.

Oh, Josh looks like a man now. Like, Drake just looks strung out. Like, he looks fucked up. And I was like, damn, dude. Like, it's not good. And then obviously, probably with all that legal shit hanging over him and fucking aged him another 10 years. So it's pretty fucked up.

Yeah. It's fucking, it's wild. I'm trying to find, like, more specific. information on it, but it's still like a lot of the information is like super fucking vague still. But it says there's there's this one thing that's kind of funny where it says, uh, okay, news. Where is it? Drake Bell is seen for the first time at Disneyland since pleading guilty to child endangerment

charges. That was 10 hours ago. So that's a little bit of a funny. You with Disneyland? After pleading guilty. Jesus Christ. With his kid. He's with his kid too, I think.

He's with it. He's holding a baby. I don't know what the fuck's going on. Oh, bad optics, man. Yeah. Just have a fucking lawyer. I guess, like, what are you going to do? Like, you can't just stop living your life or whatever, but at the same time...

You can not go to Disneyland. I don't know. Maybe celebrating his... Cool. Hey, hey, just have a big party at his fucking house or something. Why would you go to Disneyland? Yeah, celebratory guilty to child endangerment party. That's...

Look, I don't know. Like, I don't know what's the situation. so I don't know how hard I want to go in on Drake Bell. I don't know what the fuck he did. So I don't want to treat him like a Jared if he's not a Jared, you know. But this is still pretty funny. We'll no doubt learn more eventually. Shit like this eventually always has more information to come out from it.

But I just wanted to touch on that so because somebody was asking about it. Like there was some comments about it. It's like, oh, you can't believe they didn't talk about Drake Bell. It's like, well, here you go. do you think that he had any ties with dan schneider like say you think they did any like tag team shit oh my god like a fucking weirdo you know what i'm saying that's like that that is another person where it's like how like what like how is that how is nothing how has nothing come up about that you know like i i guess like i look i wasn't there you know i'm not a

a child celebrity. So I don't know what the fuck was going on. I don't have any real information. So this is all just speculation. But dude, that guy's so creepy looking. And like there's so many weird things in his shows and so many weird things that apparently

happened that weren't necessarily illegal, but we're a little fucking weird to be doing. So like, borderline. It's just, I'm astonished that no one's Maybe this guy's the unluckiest fucking human in the world And he just happens to look like a disgusting oaf And he just happens to him

It's just all the coincidence Can you imagine There's no such thing as a coincidence There's no such I just saw that many of yesterday Dude that fucking video is like That might be one of the best videos I think I've ever seen He looks like a pharaoh He's got these like

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What were they called? Something with like an E or some shit. Oh, I forget what they're called. They're like these, the Samarians. What is it? I'll look it up. yeah whatever it is it's the beings that created us or some shit that's him that's that he's one of them i'm sure of it that chick that screams while he's jogging and stuff she recognized it too

like this isn't a human that's why she screams it is like a really uncomfortable video like he's just like making direct eye contact with the lens and it's just like he's in the woods and he's got this weird like what's weird about it too is like none of his other content is funny So like I'm trying to figure out like personally like I'm just trying to piece it together like is this a joke? Like is this a bit? Like is this like an elaborate ruse where it's like oh it was like a setup but like why would you why would that be the one outlier? That's the one outlier because this other content isn't like that. So it just seems like why just this one thing unless he's just that much of a genius.

And I think what I'm talking about is what I'll talk about is what I'll start with the summaries. It's not their book. It's the book of Enoch. What I was thinking of. That talks about that bullshit or whatever, something. But I'm just, he's extraterrestrial. I bet my fucking, my life savings on it, which is not that much. Is what I'm saying?

He's not, he's not fucking human. I guarantee you if you stab him, like, just fucking, just, like, clear would come out of him. Just, like, just, like, just tears? He just cries out of his wound. Deary substance I Yeah I wonder if like maybe it could be explained some other way Like maybe it was real but maybe like she wasn't screaming at him and maybe she like

Was turning to apologize and maybe you know her job got fucked up because maybe she like missed a missed a step or like maybe she like slipped a little bit and she screamed And maybe that's why he didn't react because like I'm trying to think of like scenarios But then at the same time it's like I don't want to think of other scenarios because the scenario that is implied is so fucking funny. That he just gazed into this woman's eyes, potentially like steals a memory from first grade, potentially like steals

wisdom from like her grandmother, she now no longer has and her grandmother's dead, so there's no way she's going to get it back. Like just, and she screams because she realized she's being drained by this fucking force. And he just continues with the script. He just keeps fucking, there's no cut.

You know what I think? I think, what I think he actually did was he showed her her death. That's what I thought. Like, he's, like I said, he's some, he's some force where he can fucking do that. He just looked at her and then they, when they caught eyes, literally showed her how she's going to fucking die. She touched, she, like, touched his, uh, she touched his hand, like, oh, I'm sorry

and that she saw, like, her entire life, like, the rest of her life. she just collapses on the ground and then he turns around and keeps going like if you're watching this video right now you and I are energetically linked and it's like oh my god this fucking dude

what a fucking strange video I love it I need to find this man or this this entity excuse me we should have him on the podcast you should oh dude

I actually want you to message this guy just to see if I could find him I would be I would be immeasurably curious to like see what the fuck although like it would be fun to just do an episode

with that dude and like get the answer to like whether or not it's real and just like never air it just it's information that only we have yeah I would love that oh my god and yeah and to wrap up some of the stuff that happened just so we're up to date

there's this fucking dude on Twitter oil London TV never heard of him in my life, but he apparently transitioned into Korean. So I don't know what to make of that exactly. That is wild. There's a video of him talking and his surgery. You know, it looks like, you know, he certainly got surgery, you know. Uh, man. He, there, you know, this was, this was a phenomenon kind of brought up because of that Rachel Dullesol person. Yeah.

Yeah. And now this dude just took it to the next level where I want to look Korean. So I'm going to destroy my face with surgery. And at the end of the day, when he's healed, you know he's not going to look Asian at all. No, he's going to look like someone who had bad plastic surgery. This is why I just don't understand. dude, just age, man. Just fucking get old, bro.

Like, it's fine. Like, I've never seen an old person that looks out of place unless they have fucking plastic surgery. Then it's, like, so fucking obvious. Like, Dolly Parton and, and shit like that where it's like, holy fuck, dude. Why? That's why I love Betty White. I think Betty White is so endearing.

Because, like, she's very clearly an old person who didn't try. She didn't. And braces it. And who the fuck knows? Maybe she did, and it's just like, I don't know. I doubt it. She looks like, she looks her age. You know, she looks like, hey, I'm fucking elderly.

I'm 100 or, fuck. I'm 164, whatever the fuck, how old I am. And I'm fine with it, and everybody loves me. As opposed to these other people who look like fucking jelly beans. And it's like... The chick that's died recently. Who are you wearing? Who are you wearing?

Oh, I don't know. Oh, my God. Something with a J. It's not Joan Rivers. Is it? That's a while ago. Joan Rivers. Joan Rivers.

Joan Rivers. Well, like, recently within the past couple years or something, she died, like, Maybe a few years ago, or a year ago or two or something. She died in 2014. Really? Yeah, yeah. Who are you wearing? Yeah.

Who are you very? Fuck, I gotta get my hands on that interface. I want echoes, man. No, fucking, I remember. I only remember that because that was around the time Robin Williams died, which was ages ago as well. Oh, shit. Yeah, because I remember they were in, like, you know, they were in, like,

compilate death dead people compilations or whatever okay in memoriams i can't it's every time i think about rough like it's not funny at all like him killing himself but i just always it's just always i just picture his quippy his voice you know how he does shit like hey look at me i'm gonna go to susa like i was it always runs through my head and it's it's i understand why it's it's It's hard to, like, he's such a character that it's, it's hard to imagine him speaking in any other way. Yeah. Did you know there's a video that exists? What?

There's a video that exists of, uh, Stefan Molinu crying because, uh, uh, uh, Robin Williams died. And blaming it. Yeah. And he, he blames, he's blaming the death on his ex-wife because of the alimony, which I'm sure that contributed to his depression because he was paying like you know however many figures per month oh yeah a stupid amount of money but uh he was like at the end like shame on you oh no i'm gonna go have sex with uh some white people and you know so whatever it hell yeah i'm gonna go keep yeah i'm gonna go keep the bloodline pure yeah i'm gonna go uh collect more taylor swip's eggs or

yeah yeah fucking that that was sad man like i remember that was one of the that was one of the was one of the first celebrity deaths that I was like, oh shit. Wow, that's actually like, I feel genuinely sad today. I don't know if I cry. I don't think I cried about it, but like, I don't know, maybe. Like, yeah, that's possible, but I don't remember it, but I remember being, like, fucking bummed. I remember when I found out, too, I was in a fucking coffee shop with a friend of mine, and we were, this was, like, 2014, so I was, like, a fucking idiot. And we were, like, planning on how to, like, fuck with a friend of ours. We were going to get this cake and, like, shove a bunch of shit on it, or, like, shove a bunch of shit in, like, a

zucchini and all this guard there's just like bored like upstate new york shit where you're just too but there's nothing to do when you're like you can't really transport yourself reliably so you're just like ah gonna go fucking shove a cake in my friend's car in the middle of the night because fuck it and we're so bored it was such a boring place to live but and we were in the coffee shop we were talking about it and then like my friend goes oh robin williams just died and then like everyone in the coffee shop turned around looked at us super silent they checked their phones and the vibe

just dies it's insane like I've never seen it was like it it made me believe in like energies you know like when people when people talk about like your energy is weird on a fucking dime it went from feeling like a oh it's a coffee shop

and we're planning like a fun little thing to like it felt like fucking Castlevania where like shit was like really, really dire and really fucking sad. But yeah. Yeah. That, that happened. Same deal.

I was actually on my way to your house to record snark tank. And then Kobe exploded. That's right. Yeah. I was in Dunkin' Donuts or whatever or whatever fucking donut shot I was in. And then people were just like so stunned like the workers and everything. It didn't even seem real. Like how that I saw Josh Peck.

coincidentally, he posted about it, and I'm like, is this guy just being a complete piece of shit trolling? That was great. Yeah. That was fucking crazy. Yeah, that was back when Josh Peck's internet presence was like a little bit more nebulous. He didn't really know what to make of him. He was just kind of like around. So it was totally plausible at the time to think like, ah, it was just like some joke?

Is he doing like an itchy thing now? But like, no, it's just totally fucking real. Yeah. Yeah. But I guess moral of the story is, dude, if you can avoid, if you can avoid, if you can help it, if you can avoid plastic. can avoid plastic surgery. I would recommend avoiding it. Like, there are certain things that I get, like, a nose job to me is like, all right, you know, those don't tend to age poorly, in my opinion, from what I've seen.

I got a disagreement. Really? I just, yeah, like, most nose jobs that I see, like, because all they all want this fucking narrow, straight nose, and they all end up looking like Michael Jackson to me. They look like Michael Jackson noses. I love ethnic noses And this is me I'm with you

I understand This is exactly my thing too Where it's like it makes me sad Because like I like Lady Gaga to me is so fucking gorgeous Like I fucking And if she like got If she changed her nose to be more generic I feel like I feel a little betrayed

But you know That's just me My personal preference Like in general what all I'm saying is like As far as like things that tend to to age poorly. Okay. A nose job is pretty safe.

Because, like, there are people who get, like, Botox in the cheeks, and they just look like fucking... They're always... They're always smiling and shit. Yeah, they look like... They look like... You know how SpongeBob has those stupid little cheeks that are, like, always like... They look like...

They look like thin sponge bobs. Thin, elderly, fucking wrinkly sponge bobs, and it's, like, fucking really bizarre to watch. But, like... Yeah. Usually a nose job is kind of hard to even tell. Like, like, you wouldn't even... know unless you saw them before like you'd have no fucking clue like um that's true so it's like at the very least i understand the practicality and like all right you know i i want to change my

nose and it's gonna look good for pretty much ever fine fair enough but like the second you start injecting your forehead with shit uh and like this is sophia bush from work in progress with Sophia Bush, check out this special moment we did on our show presented by eBay. There's a different kind of care that comes with letting something meaningful go, especially when it has a story attached to it. When you pass something on, you want to know it's being handled with respect. I took part in my first ever giant charity sale and I was able to auction several items from my personal closet on eBay. Some of them were truly one-of-a-kind pieces connected to specific moments, TV sets, or from personal collections. One of the things I loved the most about doing this with eBay is there was a way for everyone to shop.

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So, like, the fat disappears from their tits. So I understand, like, why they would want to do. But fair enough. I don't give a shit at the end of the day. I don't care if you have eight cups, that's fine. But if you want to just like bring, I'm like, fine. I get it. Yeah.

The face, I'm like, I would love for you to leave it alone. Unless you look like you were born with, you know, being smacked by a hammer. I understand maybe why you would want to get something. Yeah, yeah. Obviously, there are cases. And obviously, like, we're not, you know, you get to do whatever you want with your body. Like, we're just like, you know, it's just basic shit. But like, to me, it's like.

I'll never shit. Oh, go ahead. Sorry. Yeah, like we wouldn't shame people for doing it. It's just more of, never, never. It's more of just like a, you know, I, I guess I just wish we, so many people didn't feel like they had to do it, I guess. That's what I'm talking about. I wish people saw what we see, you know?

Exactly. People see themselves in a completely different way. We're like, oh, my this is that. My every, I'm like, the fuck are you talking about? You're gorgeous, you know, like, you look great. And it's kind of, it's kind of a fucked up thing. Yeah. Yeah, it is just

A little strange Boob jobs are fucking Kind of wild Like the thing that's wild to me is like I didn't know this I have you know L.A., you know You come across a lot of people

Who've had all sorts of work done And I remember having a conversation Where like Yeah, like I don't have any feeling in my nipples now And I was like That sounds Terrible

Isn't that like a thing That you'd want to Keep intact Right You know, like that's... Suckin on nipples is dope, dog. That's... It's just wild that you would sacrifice that.

You know, like, I can't, I can't imagine that. Like, I can't imagine wanting to... I don't know. This is, I don't know, it's a completely different facet of being alive, I guess. That's just that I can't, I can't fathom. But, you know, at least don't try, try not to look like Joan Rivers. Yeah, that there you go. Main thing.

but uh all right let's let's move into some of these uh questions we don't have too many because we actually managed to get through pretty much the entire month for once uh we usually we have holdovers uh you know we start the next month with some of the last questions of the previous month but like we're pretty much done so we've got only a handful of questions here and uh yeah first one is hex bugs trademark you wrote in my question relates to the apparently controversial topic of eating bugs. As someone who has never had a stigma against insect eating, I actually cooked and ate some of the brood-X cicadas this year. And they were actually not bad at all. For those curious, they have very mild flavor, somewhat similar to squid. I can't even imagine that. Chris

and many others seem to be extremely against this for some reason, despite not actually trying how insects taste. I want to get to that because something happened recently. For some reason. For some reason, yeah. Based on what I understand from wait what is this based on what I understand from Chris's most recent video this opinion seems to at least partially revolve around how insects are synonymous with pestilence or otherwise unclean if this is the case then yeah it's true you wouldn't eat a fucking house roach in the same way you wouldn't eat just a random rat but roaches are as different

from other insects as rat is from other from cattle or pigs anyways my question in a more specific way is there a more specific reason why you are vehemently against insect cuisine besides just holding on to the opinion that bugs are icky. I guess this is more super directed at me. I don't know how you feel about eating fucking insects, but... I feel the same as the vast majority of sane people do. Yeah. If there's no need to, why?

Exactly. Like, I... Dude, it's... It's just... By the way, like, that... It's... The video is supposed to be an energy. entertaining thing. Like I was obviously like, oh, hey, these things are synonymous with pestilence. They look like demons. They move like automaton's. Why would you eat that? It's like, I was just trying to be funny. But on a real level, dude, it's like when I see just on a base like evolutionary reaction, when I see animals, usually I'm like, ah, how cute, you know, or like, ah, or like if it's like a very, if it's like a chicken, it's like, ah, adorable. And sometimes it's like, oh, whatever, I'll eat it. Fuck it.

you know, because I'm aware of how they taste, right? And they don't bother me on a fundamental level. But dude, insects, I think fundamentally on like a genuine, like, ape brain level are repugnant. They're fucking disgusting creatures. Like, there's a whole, you remember that Spondrob episode with a butterfly, like, everybody loves it. It's so cute. And then you get to actually see what the fuck a butterfly is and everybody's horrified because they're disgusting. thing and that's supposed to be like one of the most beautiful bugs that you could possibly exist.

And look, there are some bugs that are like kind of cute, like fucking ladybugs I don't have too much of a problem with. But I wouldn't eat. Yeah, or like bumblebees. Like they're a little furry and whatever. And I wouldn't eat a bumblebee or a ladybug. Right. Because first of all, it's so little to even bother when you could just like have rice or like any

other thing that's also small and not an insect. Like imagine just getting a. bowl of fucking cicadas. Like, fuck you. Fuck you. Like, just, just fuck you. I'm going to eat literally anything else. And I have an update to this because I made the mistake of going, doing a live stream with my, my dear friend Lacey Green a couple days ago. And she was like, oh, we're going to do this like little like stream. It'll be fun. We haven't streaming a long time. It's like, yeah, we haven't. That's cool. It would be fun. And she was like, oh, so we're going to have you. I'm

to have you blindfolded and I'm gonna feed you all this weird shit and I'm like sure that sounds good as long as there's no bugs or cicadas I'm good well there were bugs crickets I had I ate I ate I ate I ate I ate jalapeno garlic crickets and immediately I knew I was chewing it and I was like you know what I'll put the I'll put the clip like like right right here. I swear to God if this is bugs. Is this bugs?

Absolutely not. Lacey. Is this bugs? I don't believe you that it's not bugs. Alright, fine, it's bugs. Ah! No amount of seasoning, no amount of anything, gets rid of the texture of that shit.

And people are really sly about it too. They're like, about the bug thing where they're like, oh, well, uh, did you know there's some bugs in like candy and like chocolate and like, like chocolate and like there's like some percentage of insect in like a lot of the things that we eat and it's like yeah but I want that percentage to be as small

as we could get it. Yes. Oh there's bugs in peanut butter. It's like how much like how much you know how much bug is in cricket 100% is a hundred percent bug if I'm eating peanut butter it's like

maybe like what 0.3% insect maybe on the high level maybe it's like maybe five which is like high but it's not the fucking overwhelming majority which is the key point in what I'm saying it's like it's not that I'm opposed to the very premise

of insects finding their way into shit and like I understand that we consume all sorts of bullshit that we're not supposed to consume I'm fine with that because there's no way to really avoid that but if I have a choice dude if I have a choice between like eating a steak

or a chicken or a bucket of crickets I feel like I shouldn't have to make it I feel like that should be the argument like I feel like I shouldn't have to explain myself and look maybe you're into that God bless you

but also fuck you yeah we don't have that genetic code right to where it's just automatically appetizing like we're fucking lizards like you know you like you put bugs in front of lizards

and they light up they're like ooh yeah I don't have that that desire and any way shape or form. First bug ever ate in elementary school was cheddar and barbecue mealworms. And I refuse to eat the head. Because I just refuse.

I refuse to eat the head. I'm like, I'm not, like, the fact that you want, like we don't do that when we eat meat. Like most people. Like,

there's a lot of people that do. But most people just eat the muscle tissue because it tastes amazing. And they leave the head alone in parts and they don't eat the eyes typically. That is really psychotic when you think about it. It's like here's a freshly roasted pig face. And it's like, why did you give me this?

Chomping on its eyes and like, they're all like eyes are really hard too. Yeah. So like imagine biting into that. People do that shit. And I'm like, you're fucking wild. You're crazy.

But most people understand when an animal hits the fire and it's, and its tissue, its muscle tissue just smells amazing. Because even like a lot of times the orgamy sometimes doesn't smell that good. You're like, hmm, this is a little, this is a little off, this is a little gamey. But the muscles, a fucking incredible smell. Anyway, that's why we eat that shit, because it smells fucking amazing crickets, circadas, all that shit. Like, I don't want cinnamon toast crickets or nothing. Like, it's just, what the fuck are you talking about, dude?

Like, look, if I, if there was no other protein available, sure. This is Sophia Bush from Work in Progress with Sophia Bush. Check out this special moment we did on our show presented by eBay. When I was living in Chicago, I took part in my first ever giant charity sale and I was able to auction several items from my personal closet on eBay. They were items that marked huge moments in my life and in my career. And though I was ready to pass them along, I also wanted to make sure they were going to someone who would love them. One of the things I loved them most about doing this with eBay is there was a way for everyone to shop. It wound up being so much fun to see where each and every item was going where it was going

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Like, why would I? And the thing is like, you know, I had people tell me like, no, they're good, though. And like, if you get like specifically like in response to crickets, it's like, oh man, if you get like flavor, like this flavor of cricken and that flavor of crick and they're pretty good. It's like, no, the flavor is good. You just, you, like, all you like

is the flavor and the crunch, which by the way, you could get from, I don't know, chips, the things that we've had for a fucking long-ass time. Corn, potatoes? Yeah, like, dude, so much.

Like, I don't know, like, I have to question anybody's anybody's desire to relate so heavily with reptiles. Like imagine just like seeing a like a fucking animal or like a fucking frog like just like a fly

and be like oh man imagine that making you hungry. Exactly. Like fuck you like you're at a you're out of your own pocket at that point. You're just you're I can't help you like you know there's only so much. We can do. But I appreciate the question anyway. Sorry we really

fucking laid in on you. But also stop eating bucks. Like what the fuck you doing? What's going on here? I think I said something like I think I said something like, oh my God, what is it? Because an argument that was made was like, oh, indigenous cultures used to do this all the time and the colonizers never took, never, never did it. And it's like, Well, maybe that was why they were so effective at colonizing, because they didn't have fucking literal pests crawling around in their fucking insides. I don't know. It's just disgusting.

You're all gross. James Passmore wrote in. He says, Are video game movie slash soundtracks as important as an album made by an artist? At first, I thought this was like obviously no way, but then I thought about like a movie without a score. and like, like, Doom without McGordon or, like, Halo without the Gregorian Chance or like Mega Man without the Chiptoon. And I started to think like, oh, maybe they're kind of close, you know?

It is, it is extremely important. They're pretty much on the same level. It's just how we, we don't, when a movie or a video game's release, there isn't like, say, a, title of the the score or the person who wrote the score or the or the soundtrack is not on the the game or movie title it's not around

you know it's very rare when somebody like maybe you might get something like that with hans zimmer or like fucking uh donna williams or some shit where they might really try to throw it in there to be like hey you're gonna like this but rarely you have to look it up yourself and be like oh who the fuck did this yeah i could see some indie game if if like they were like we got danny elfman to score this and they would be like they would just have his name on there just for the sake of like you know like because that would be pretty cool and it would be worth putting on the box I think but yeah like you're

right it's I would say they're not it's not as important because like literally an artist is just what do you have out of that if not the album you know like it's just a person at that point yeah so it's it's not as important but at the same time it's like I think they're a lot closer than you'd imagine because like fuck dude I can't even imagine every movie that has like a memorable score would be fucking so lame like without that score like it's even just like simple

shit like home alone without without the setting the trap music when he's like when he leaves his macaroni which pissed me off by the way as a kid I was so fucking upset that macaroni looks so fucking good like I'm actually hungry thinking about that home alone mac and cheese

but yeah I was just thinking or I was just watching a Gooney's YouTube poop and just that iconic yeah I know but that iconic music that like that adventure music dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun

it's just such an iconic part of that movie and if there's no sound it would have been it would just be extremely different extremely and I think about my favorite movies all of my favorite movies well maybe not all of them

but most of them have like an amazing score and it really like drives it but I was thinking of like say I was thinking of the Matrix for example and that's actually kind of the exception I don't really think about the music that much when I'm watching The Matrix

Yeah I know there's some like kind of drum and bass what I don't even know what the fuck is some It would it would definitely be worse Without it Yeah And if you got like a cut of the Matrix without music, you'd miss the music real quick, obviously, with anything.

But it isn't as iconic as like, you know, I don't know, like the Superman theme or like fucking, you know, something of that, that important. Yeah. But. This is Sophia Bush from Work in Progress with Sophia Bush. Check out this special moment we did on our show presented by eBay. When I was living in Chicago, I took part in my first ever, giant charity sale and I was able to auction several items from my personal closet on eBay.

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literally the music that they make than a movie. Like you could have a whole movie that's whole gimmick is that there is no score and that would be a totally valid that would be a totally valid movie. You know? In fact, that's what video games, that's what movies used to be literally. Like

they used to be like completely silent. So like you could make a case. And like an artist without an album Imagine an artist comes out with an album That's all every track is nothing Like there's no sound in it You'd be like

It'd be terrible It wouldn't be a valid fucking album at all I'm sure some fucking hipsters done it Oh yeah Silence of the mind And it's just like 13 tracks I like I got bonus track where it's just like white noise

Fuck yeah I'd fuck with it I get it I'd buy it Normal human with human skin wrote in He says How have you ever dealt with a bad date Or with a bad session of lovemaking during

And afterwards How have you dealt with a bad date I don't know if I had that many bad dates to be honest Now that I'm thinking about it I've had one notoriously bad date I don't know if I've talked about it before I just I went to

Cheesecake Factor and I had a chick walk out on me. Did I tell this story? No, no, no, no. It didn't sound familiar. I was just like you said cheese cake factory. I was like, all right, that's not, that's going to be like a rough one. All right, so, okay, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just break it down real quick.

I met this girl through a band, a local band on MySpace, and like we, we came across each other in the comments, and then we kept up with each other. and when Netflix started like kind of booming in like 2010 or something or 2011, whatever year it was, Twilight Zone was on it and I'm like, yo, I can't wait to watch this. I invited her over to watch the Twilight Zone series with me. And it was after work and I passed out. And so she showed up and just kept knocking on the door. I never answered.

So I felt like shit. I said, let me make it up to you. I'm taking Cheesecake Factory or whatever. At that time, I was kind of into politics, like infinitely more than I was like four years ago. whatever. Yeah. And she was the type of liberal that was, you know, that we would make videos about, like, hyper. Like, it was, I wasn't even saying anything that I thought was unreasonable. I just talked about, like, oh, rich and powerful people meeting up and doing a bunch of bullshit. Like, they, like, why wouldn't you? Like, whatever that Bilderberg group thing is, I didn't even say,

like, oh, they're doing anything, like, they're not poisoning water. I'm just saying, like, There are a bunch of rich assholes that meet up and discuss things because that's what, why wouldn't they do that? Like, fraternities meet up and do gay shit. Like, I don't understand. Like, why wouldn't they just meet up and be like, hey, we're all rich and shit? So she was like, that sounds crazy. And I'm like, okay. And then somehow we got to talk about guns.

And that's when it was the final straw. All I said was, um, people that are all armed, like an area, a city, a smaller city where everybody's armed is much safer than a city. city that's like a metropolitan kind of area where only the criminals have guns pretty much. And she was just like, like, you know, she was like really, really angry about that. And I was like, no, all I'm saying is if I'm a thief or if I'm, I'm not going to do anything stupid in a place where I know everybody has guns. Right. Like I'm not going to go to some small town in Texas and fuck around.

I probably get shot in the face. But I have a much higher chance of going to New York, for example, and punching someone in the face and having no repercussions. Just a better chance. of nothing happening to me. That's all I was saying. You know, not like, because I wasn't even like crazy about guns or anything. I was just saying, I don't even know what happened.

That set her off and she fucking stormed out. And the server was like, yeah. And I don't know what happened. I don't know if like say, you know, her fucking best friend or someone like blasted themselves in the face and she hates whatever the case is. I don't know what made her so crazy. But the server was like, even looking like, what was that? I was just like

That's, that was the That's a pretty bad one That's pretty awkward And I, and I, And I promise you The way I'm explaining it right now Is how mundane it was It wasn't,

I wasn't even arguing I was, I was just talking like this And she was like Her up to 10, 11 on the volume And I was like, whoa, what's happening? That's, like, I don't That's a lot.

Yeah, that's that would I would definitely qualify. I would, man, I wish I... Because, like, most of that's... Like, I usually never went on a date with somebody that I didn't know before. Like, that's kind of the thing. So it's, like, my chances for having an awkward date. I really only...

Maybe, maybe, like, twice I've had a date that didn't go, like, perfectly. But, like, I wouldn't qualify that as... Qualified as awkward enough to be, like, worthy of a story, you know? But that is fucking... That's wild. A cheesecake factory, too. It's always the cheese cake factory. It's always like frustrating at a cheese skate factory because the menu is so fucking big. And not to be super stereotypical, but it's kind of difficult for a woman to just say what she wants to order sometimes in my experience.

And when the menu is that big, it makes it way way fucking worse. I saw a problem. I have something that problem is right now. I would imagine. That's pretty good. That's pretty sly. But, yeah, I don't know. I guess, dude, if you're just,

if you're in the middle of a fucking awkward date, just like, make sure to just jot it down for your memory banks, because I kind of wish I remembered more of the shit that happened to me. Yeah, there's, I mean, other than that, I can't really think of something off the top of my head of, like, oh, what do I do in this situation or whatever? I've definitely had, like, weird, like, No, it will, like, say, sexual encounters that were not, you know, they were substandard.

They weren't, like, they weren't the greatest. Yeah, yeah. Because of the circumstances and it's like how. Everybody, everybody has that, you know, that's pretty standard. It's just being alive and, like, meandering through the world and being like, ah, geez, okay, well, that didn't go. Yeah. I think there's, like, two ways to handle that. Either you end the night early or you try to just completely do something different after that.

like let's get the furthest away from like sex as possible and let's like fucking play video or whatever type of chick you're with you know what I'm saying like yeah yeah type of person you're with um to just get away from that and maybe the night can be recovered but sometimes just better just end it like all right this was weird let's let's let's go our separate ways amicably and uh let's tell our friends how shitty this was let's go let's go all right last last little question here uh for From a tiny Asian man, the drawer of Tali. Is that what that says?

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First off, have you guys ever heard of the dolphin pussy jelly that makes you come super hard? parentheses I'm talking like hour long cooming second if you were to have some of this jelly in your possession would you use it thanks for being some of some funny fuckers much love to you all p.S. Sweeney you are my father he's not here so much like a true father he is gone yeah I've never heard of this I thought maybe you might have heard of this

no I'm looking this up right now maybe I should be very specific with how I Google this Dolphin Because I just don't want to Google Dolphin pussy It's not an ideal thing to have in my Especially if I had a heart attack right now and die Like the last thing I fucking looked up

Yeah that's what I thought about that before Dolphin How would I even find Dolphin Uh Jelly Jelly

Uh Um Sexual That's a fairly inconspicuous thing. What the, there's no, I'm not seeing any, anything about jelly, dude. You're, you're fucking making shit up. Probably. Maybe just putting dolphin jelly.

I don't know. Yeah, I'm trying to find, this ain't real, bro. Like, you're just like, I'm not finding anything. Tell you what, next time you want to say something like this, link it in the comment, because I don't know what the hell you're talking about. But let's operate under the assumption that there is. is this is a thing that exists, that there is a dolphin jelly that makes you come for an hour.

I'm not taking this. I'm not doing this. That's such a waste of time. Why would you, that's complete overkill? Yeah. It's also, it just kind of seems like skipping, I don't know, like, to spend that much time at the end, you know, seems like, I don't know, it seems like not fun to me.

Like, I don't know why you would, you would do this. For that long, it definitely. It seems painful also. It would probably, you probably need, I feel like you need to go to the hospital. Yeah, but it's, you'd be so dehydrated. Dehydrated, the, the muscles down there that, like, do all the workings, that, fucking shoot all the sperm out. Everything would be like it would cramp up and it would be, it's kind of like, you know,

after, when you go like a couple of rounds, two or three rounds, it, it doesn't feel good after a while. Yeah, no. You're like, my parts hurt. Like, so I imagine just keeping fully erect coming for an hour. You would be. This is Sophia Bush from Work in Progress with Sophia Bush. Check out this special moment.

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No, I would be like, I'll tap out after probably 10 minutes like, please kill me. Yeah, I can't imagine. Yeah, this sincerely sounds terrible. Like, it doesn't even sound like even, it's not even something that I thought for a second. Like, oh, maybe. Like, it's not even one of those. It seems like a pretty unanimously and obvious thing that it's just like, I don't want, I don't want this at all. Yeah.

Not even slightly. That's never been a thought of like, I wish I could come longer. I never thought that. It's just like, it's good to just do it. And then you're like, oh, I feel great afterwards. Yeah. I feel relaxed. It's not like, I wish, I want to keep this euphoric, this, I want to be in this state for,

I've never thought about that. That's wild. Yeah. That's so wild. Oh, my God. It's usually a plague even having to do it. It's like, oh, God damn it. It's one of these, it's this point in the day where like I can't think about

anything. Fuck. Yeah. It's almost annoying to me. So like sometimes is. So like, no. I certainly do this fucking, especially because it's dolphin jelly. What the fuck? Yeah. God. All right. Well, that sounds like some fake Chinese, like, you know, like rhino horn fucking does, you know, it's the bills?

Yeah. The rhino? I have, I don't know if Zach took one of those rhino pills when we were out super late at night walking around. walking around L.A. We stopped in this gas station to get like water or like snacks and shit. And we saw the rhino pills and we were kind of like cracking jokes at it and Zach, psychic pebbles for the listeners who might not be super familiar, he takes one and he's like, I'll get back to you.

I'll let you know what happens. And I wish I could remember what happened. But I feel like it wasn't that interesting. It was like, I just got really sleeping. I went to bed. It was something like that. But like just the fact that he even took that thing. I was like, damn, that's break.

his shit. Like I would never, I would never take one of those fucking things. The rhino pills at gas stations. God. Yeah, it's not a great idea. My friend told me about he had a weird after image effect with his

eyesight. Like, if you would move, like, you're fucking, it would, like, trail and shit. That's so scary. That is horrifying. Oh, my God, dude. That is fucking and not okay, but

that's actually haunting. I think that's going to be it for us today. We're all out of questions which is great because we get to start fresh next month. First, next episode will be all right, well, Derek's gone. All right.

That makes it actually super easy. So we're just going to finish this. Are you still recording? Yo. You're still recording, right? Yeah, it's still recording, but I don't, why it did it again at the end of a segment. This is scary.

Yeah, it's actually concerning. Because I'm not touching anything. Like, I'm not, like, I'm just here. Yeah, well, I mean, I'm not hanging up on you or anything. But, uh, it's, it's just, it's, but anyway. Weird and I hate it, but I'm, I'm good. I, it may be it's a time period. I don't know.

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Like, if you were placed in Bioshock? No, no, I wasn't, but I still kind of understood the references of what. Yeah, it's just like how would you, like, I think the conversation was just like how, would you come back normally after like an experience like Bioshock? And I guess you would just come back with all these little girls. I don't look. Look, I swear, I know this looks real fucked, but like, I promise. I promise, I just have powers.

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if Sweeney is like coming back like a day later than we normally will record the video the episode might be delayed we want to get all of us in if we can so keep that in mind but I mean obviously this is for Patreon not for free feeds it'll be up on time for them but

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