The Snark Tank - #79: Chris Chan

Episode Date: August 15, 2021

Nobody is happy about the fact that we have to mention Chris Chan, but it'd be impossible to not mention it so, here we are. Keemstar dates a 20 year old, Chris Chan f**** his mom, Black John Cena, pirates vs samurais vs knights vs Vikings, Suicide Squad was kinda great? I dunno, this is a mess. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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Because John Cina's black. Oh my god. John Cena's black. That's so fucking shit. Hey, look, he's a little dead mean. I'm sorry. What are you cackling at? Dude, it's, I just, fucking John, black, John Cina.

Oh my God. I don't understand how you don't. Dude, it's funny, man. All right, all right, all right. Hey, everybody, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. The episode 79, I think. I believe, of the Snark Tank podcast. It is me, Chris Regan.

I'm here obviously with everybody that you've come to know and love. I'm here with Sweeney and Derek. What's up? So before we started recording today, Derek, we were talking about what we were going to talk about on the show today, right? And we were just kind of pitching ideas. And Derek says, why is Black John Cena trending? Clicks a link and proceeds to bust a gut laughing. It's so fucking weird.

I don't know. Like, I'm sure anybody listening to this can just look up Black John Cena and find whatever's trending currently. like even if this is like a couple months later down the line, but like I just don't really see it. I don't know how you don't see it. The fucking his muscle build like his fucking the shape of his face man, like Brock Baker just fucking was like I've been laughing at this all day. Like come on man, it's funny. It's funny. People fucking know it's funny.

I just wish I saw it. So guys, I went on. I literally went down the rabbit hole of like that hashtag and I found a girl. that looks just like Tupac Shakur. And it's un-fucking believable what I'm looking at right now. All right, well, and that's not too hyper-specific because the thread you're looking at,

there's no way people are going to find that and, like, however long it takes for people to listen to this. That's true. But... That's true. Dude, I don't know. He just looks like a fucking guy to me. He just looks like a dude.

He looks like that John Cena. Like, if I saw... Here's the thing. Here's the thing. If I saw this guy, like, walking down the street, I wouldn't think of John Cena would be the... I wouldn't think of John Cena. at all.

Maybe I don't think of John Cena ever in fairness because he has no imps. He's had Zach, he has had probably the least influence on my life that any celebrity could possibly hope to have because he's a wrestler or like a fucking fighty dude. And I don't, I never, I was never a part of that. So maybe that's part of it where it's just like this dude's face is like not ingrained in my memory to the point where I just won't recognize it. But this dude just, he just looks like a dude mine in his business man. way. He looks like he looks like black John Tina. He looks like he's completely aware. It's like when

some people are aware when they're aware that they look like someone, they start leaning into it because of course he could look very, he could be fat as fuck, right? He can have dreadlocks. He can look completely. He looked like Anthony Anderson in fucking scary movie three, right? If he wanted to. But he didn't think he looked that close to Anthony Anderson. He was like, oh shit, people keep telling me I look like John Cena. So I'm going to even cut my hair like a prime W. W.E. John Sina. That's no coincidence. That's such a generic haircut. He has the literal same. The Caesar with the fade. That's the exact same hair. That's exactly how we cut his hair, dude. That's a popular, that's a popular black man haircut. To be fair, when I get my haircut,

I usually get my haircuts similar to that. But it's the same haircut too. Let's be real. You know why he did it specifically. I can't get over it He's just on my screen staring at me The only thing is that like he's not doing it You can't see me stuff That's it other than that it'd be him And he probably can do it

He has to you know he's gonna okay We gotta encourage him I want this I want this sent to him Specifically Black John Sina Could you please if you haven't already start a cameo because I need your services. I need you to do some good shit.

Oh, man. I wonder what he sounds like. I can't handle it. I can't handle it. I can't handle it. If he sounds like John Cena, I can't handle it. I'm done.

I'm checking out of the Matrix, man. I don't want any part of this anymore. I'm like, okay, this is, I'm going to go to fucking Zion. I'm going to go eat some boring shit and have everything be gray because I can't handle this guy sounding like John Cena. Just saying.

He could be in the next suicide squad. He could be, he could be, That's his superhero name, Black John Cena. Do you imagine? Okay, Black John Cena, you're up now. And he goes in there and he's like, what do I do? Was a Deadshot? Was Deadshot in the new one?

No. Did he make a cameo at all? He was like, oh, that's hot. No, he wasn't. No, that's not hot. It's not hot at all. Suicide Squad came out, I guess. That's one of the talking subjects.

Did you see it yet? Me, Chris, saw I don't know that. Did you see yet, Derek? No, I didn't really have time mystery. I was gonna watch yesterday and I ran out of time. Yeah. Classic. Yeah, I've heard nothing of good things, though.

Heard nothing of good things. It's not bad. It's pretty funny. It is really good. I just like James Gunn movies, though, in general. Like, and it's just pretty... It's so violent, dude. Like, there are parts of that movie that are just, like, wildly, like... I mean, spoiler, but not spoiler because, like, fucking...

It's in, like, the first, like, five minutes. But Pete Davidson gets his fucking face blown off, and it's the funniest... It happens so swiftly. He gets his face. Success starts with your drive, and American Public University is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward. Whether you're changing careers, starting fresh, or pursuing a lifelong passion, our programs are designed for people who never stop. You bring the fire, APU will fuel the journey.

Learn more at APU.APUS.edu.edu. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to $22, $23 after this year. And each year we get big.

and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open, our call center is always waiting to take your call.

24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. It is it is it's funny it's good if if only for that scene you should all watch it

Because it's it's worth seeing that in fun and I mean you can't dude like one of the main reasons why I knew I was gonna see it was because Sylvester Stallone is King Shark like that's yeah that's a that's what a what a combination that they got that fucking guy to play him I'm like all right yeah it was pretty good he was he was my favorite part of the movie I think actually He's pretty great I like King Shark who was this he's always been my first favorite in the Suicide Squad. I used to read the comics, like in mid-2000s when they first came out? Late 2000s?

Yeah. You were at the run when Harley first became a part of the Suicide Squad. Yes. Okay, gotcha. All right. That's a little while ago. I think it was like started the late 2000s. Yeah, 2009 or 10.

It was around that time. It's a while ago, damn. Yeah. It doesn't feel like it. It was fucking weird. I don't know anything about those comics at all. I just remember, like, there was, wasn't there like an animated movie? or something about the suicide squad.

Yeah, it was like Ocean's fucking style. Yeah, they were like trying to like break the Joker out. I liked it a lot. What were they trying to do? They were trying to break the Joker out of prison or something. Like, or something, or maybe the Joker was just there. I can't remember what the fucking... The Joker was there.

He had a dirty bomb. They were trying to, um, they were trying to get into prison and do something. But then Batman caught onto it. And he didn't know they were sent by Waller. So it was Batman trying to fuck over the suicide squad while they're doing a mission. It was pretty good. I really liked that movie. It was enjoyable.

That's a fun one. If the first movie did something like that, it would have been pretty decent too, but they did like this weird fucking laser shooting into the sky and like some clown with a bat and some dude with a boomerang was supposed to somehow stop it. The thing is this, okay, they could have done some cool like that, but then they would have had to pay Affleck to be Batman. Yeah. They would have had to pay Leto More to be Joker on screen. They would have had to do all this extra shit. and then it just would have been, it would have been, it's, it's, leave, leave, it happened, you know,

without that movie, we wouldn't be able to understand how much better this movie is. That's true. Yeah, true. Just, let it persist. That terrible, that laugh is so shit.

Yeah, his laugh was so bad in fucking the Snyder cut of the movie. I was like, bro. What are you talking about? The Snyder cut? Yeah, In the Snyderka, Joker shows with the very, very, very end of the Justice League. I don't remember what he does, but I do remember being shitty.

I didn't see the snaticer. He's not very, very end, and he laughs, and it's like. I don't remember what he, I remember it being shit. I just don't remember what it sounds like. It wasn't any better than the Suicide Squad one, that's for sure. Ew. They should just have Mark Campbell do his laugh. Like, just have our stock of Mark Campbell's laugh.

Whenever Joker's about to laugh, press the button. No, but then it's, but then it's just, I don't know. I could see why they wouldn't do that. At the same time, it's just like, don't, just don't, I don't just get a better fucking actor. Like, dude, like, I don't know. Like, that was so, he was so terrible. Like, and it's weird, like, Jared Lido's a great actor, but, like, he's just not, he can't do that character. Like, he's just, he's not equipped to do that.

I think, whoever does Joker in the future, I think they need to forget that Heath Ledger ever existed. Because I think they're trying to, like, fuck, I have to, I have to do better. than that or at least have to be on par with that and when you're trying to do that it's never going to work yeah right it's kind of like do your thing if it works it works like like uh everyone was like oh that's cool um fucking i can't i can't yeah i was gonna say i forget his name i was thinking like you know you know commoditist from fucking gladiator could remember his name fucking comitist i hate you joaquin what's up that movie gladiator is great so let's like let's not It's a great movie

It's top Top five for me Of course it is It's a fucking great movie It is It is It's a great movie I saw it when it came out

When I was little And I was like What the fuck is going on That movie was so confused I saw that movie And Troy Like back to back When I was like seven

And I was like I Did these two guys kiss each other Also what's going on Because in Troy There's a gay I don't think I've ever seen I think I don't think I've ever seen Troy like I I pay attention to it and then I'm like this sucks compared to like gladiator or something for example that is better it's better by Miles wasn't gladiator the one with like that dude died so they like replaced him with CG like and it's like one of the first instant and I found out about that recently yeah I think I think what someone died in the middle of that yeah so one of the I forget who it was but like one of the one of the characters like died I think midway through filming and they had to like CG like the rest of the of his performance or like intercut it with like they did like some crazy editing where like and it was like one of the first

instance instances of like big like a big high profile actor being like replaced with like CG it was like when was gladi or like 2000 like 2009 something like that 2000 yeah yeah no later 2002 it was it was 2000 yeah that fucking blew my mind when I found that out it was yeah yeah I think yeah I'm we might even discuss that on this podcast to be honest I'm sure maybe like maybe like 50 episodes ago I'm sure that probably came up. Yeah. Yeah.

I was six when this movie came out, bro. I was six. Yeah. We were all six once. Yeah. Anyway, since we all haven't seen suicide

spot, there's no big, you know, there's no reason to delve super into it, but we can't get into spoilers anyway, because I'm sure a lot of people would be upset.

Yes. But I would recommend it. I think it's very good. But I think... Very enjoyable. Now, look. Yep. We,

we can't We can't not address the elephant in the room here. Can we not, dude? We kind of have to, dude. We have to, I know. But I've done such a good job just staying away from it. In my streams, in like my chats with my friends, in the D&D chat, I shut it down, like, everything. I've been staying away from it.

But this is my job, and you got to do things you don't know what's enjoy for your job. It's too big now. It's too big now. The normies know it. It's too big. Walker Carlson talked about it on Fox News. It's too big. There's there's and here's the thing, right? Oh, you didn't know that? Look at his face.

He's been unplugged. He's been unplugged from the discourse. So if anybody's unfamiliar, we are of course talking about We're- No. We are of course talking about Chris Shad, who I'm sure a lot of people in the audience know about if, like, look, too many people who watch or listen to this show also listened to Sleepy Cabin and Sleepy Cast. There's a lot of people who like, we get messages all the time. It's like, this is my favorite podcast and Sleepycast, which is awesome, by the way, awesome compliment. But it gives me an idea of like who's listening. And I'm sure you all, you all know who Chris Chan is. There's no way on God's Green Earth that I am going to be able to summarize this character for you if you are just hearing this for the first time. But all you really need to know is that this is

potentially one of the most documented people on the internet. He's been chronicled since like the early 2000s. He like, he invented let's plays. That's real. He did the first let's play on the internet, which is interesting. But he's this character,

he's this person who is autistic. He's very heavily learning, impaired, I would argue. Yeah. And mentally impaired overall. Right. He's learning.

Yeah, yeah. He wrote, like these Sonic original comics, it's a whole, it's a big rabbit hole. I don't encourage you to go down that rabbit hole because quite frankly,

it's a bit morbid. It's a bit, it's a bit too much information for a healthy person to like, absorb. Like, unless you've been following this for the entire time, I wouldn't recommend delving super into it.

But we have to talk about this because this is like an internet legend that is like blowing up on the mainstream now, fucking Tucker, Carlson, hearing Tucker Carlson, Tucker Carlson, tuckle, talking, hearing Tucker Carlson say the words

Chris Chan is a watershed moment because this means that nothing is obscure now. And it's to the point where like, I couldn't even find anything to compare it to because there's nobody like this dude, you know? He, he was taken by the police

after what? He, You know what he did. He engaged in... Basically, he did what the song Bump and Grinds about, you know? You know, bumping ground by R. Kelly, he just, he just, he did some of that. Yeah, which is, he, he, he, he, he was listening to bump and grind with his mother.

I'll do it, I'll do it. He allegedly, he allegedly, R-worded his mom. Yeah, his 86-year-old, 86-year-old dementia riddled. Yeah, that's, yeah, that needs to be because it's technically, right. I guess people in the, in the communities now say the R word, although say S-Aid, because for standing for sexual assaulted. Oh, right, right, right.

I was like, what the fuck? Weird. Anyway. Long story short, it's like this, it's this dude. It's this dude who's been like followed and by the way, he's he's trans, but like there's a whole Another fucking thing. That's even more plot. That's a whole it's too much to get into.

We're not going to do a good job of like summarizing it. But yeah, this is a thing that happened and it leaked and here's the thing. It's like originally like I genuinely like was not going to talk about this because I thought like, all right, well, it's out in the open. It's over now. He's going to go to jail or whatever. I think it's confirmed that he's going to go to like a men's prison, I think. I think that's the most recent development.

But then yesterday, or like the day before it came out that the person who leaked the call of him admitting to doing these things to his mom is also this psycho who is like planning on like using. Success starts with your drive. An American Public University is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward. Whether you're changing careers, starting fresh, or pursuing a lifelong passion, our programs are designed for people who never stop. You bring the fire, APU will fuel the journey. Learn more at APU.APUS.edu.

I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm.

That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow.

Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. That call as blackmail to get him, to get Chris Chan to off themselves. Like, it's this crazy fucking, like, it's insane. And I think the reason why I think it's interesting. is because this is like a primary example of how fucked the internet is

and just how like the lengths at which the lengths that people are willing to go to completely fuck with people to the point where like barely anybody involved in the story is a redeemable person it reminded me like I was talking to Derek before where like it reminded me a lot of um what's the fucking thing that we were talking about before um EDP EDP we're like this dude prison? Yeah, this dude, this like lulcow, like gets outed for like being this like predator. And then it turns out that the people who exposed him are like also psychopaths and like also like completely out of their minds and completely insane. It's like there are no good

characters in this. Because I know like, it's Warhammer. It's Warhammer 40K. Everyone's a villain. Like no one's a good guy. It's terrible. It's sick. It's, it's a really fucking dark story. Because I remember dude, like, Chris Chan's been a part of the internet, the internet, like, the back channels in the internet for a very, very long time. And for a long time, he straddled this line of being like, you know, people were fucking with him a lot because he's, like, really gullible and really autistic and, like, really, like, just super, super gullible. And he's, like, really creepy. So, like, there was this line of, like, people would fuck with him. But he was also such a shitty person that, like, you'd fall back and forth. Between like I feel bad for him and then like it would go again to like oh, but he like

He did this really creepy thing or like he harassed this person or he like maced a GameStop employee because Sonic's arms were the wrong color and like Just all this weird shit and this is like the worst ending Of like this is a character in an RPG making like all the all of the worst choices and just like This is renegade. It's grim. It's grim dark bro. It's grim dark. It's like But this is the type of shit. This is like fucking Castlevania. Like you got one hit left and Dracula's honest. We are right in front of Dracula's.

You got no health items. It's just darkness. It's just darkness and peril everywhere. And I can't believe I can't believe I'm surprised by the internet. That is what it bothers me so much because I know the internet is full of shitty people. I'm not a pillar of humanity and I'm on here, you know? So clearly it's full of not the best people. But like the way people like fuck with Chris is insane.

Like people are like, Christian obviously kind of sucks. Oh, well, that's, it's not kind of. I don't think. Chris Chan sucks. Yeah. You know, he's Rothwood being his own dickheaded problems. And obviously he has mental problems. but like just some of the shit that people have done to him is just on like it's like how could you get that bothered by any person that you would just do fuck shit like that it's it's it's insane it's insanity it is genuinely like i think it's inhumane to like a pretty like a pretty substantial degree you know a boogie right yeah i was just thinking about that when that dude pulled up to boogie's house yeah frank frank i would have

shot him. I would have he's lucky boogies a merciful human. He could have put one in his face. Nah, he would be in prison. He would be in prison. He'd be a fucking pillow and shit in prison. Because he pulled up to, he pulled up to his state.

That's, that's, you have the right to shoot. It depends, it depends on where you are, but like not, not there. Not where he is. Look, he's in Arkansas, but look, you would think you, no, look, see, the way the law works, especially, just, Assume this everywhere, because you should. If they're not trying to break in your house, they're not trying to kill you.

You know what that? You know, like, you understand? That's how it works. If they're not trying to actually get into you to get at you, okay. Now they're just harassing. Call the cops. Don't pull a gun and fire a fucking warning shot, which doesn't exist. There's no such thing as a warning shot.

Yeah, only one of those is for cops. That's only a real thing for police officers. No, well, no, it's not. It's any type of shot, anything that is discharged from your gun is basically, oh shit, paperwork and something's going to have to be done because there's no like, oh, I'm letting you off with the warning. That bullet's going somewhere and it's probably going to kill somebody. It's going to shoot it up. No one shoots a warning shot straightforward, Derek. You shoot a fucking gun in the air.

The bullet has to come down because of gravity and people die like that all the time. I thought it would by the point it would fall. It wouldn't be falling like. hard enough to kill somebody. I'm not sure about that. I'm not sure about that. You don't think it would... So here's the thing.

Here's the thing. A bullet is pretty heavy. Like, for... I mean, it's not like, you know, you're not gonna break your arms carrying a bullet or anything. But if you drop like a quarter off of like a really high...

It's gonna hurt somebody. It might not kill a person. But like, the height of the Empire State Building, you drop a quarter down, and it lands on somebody's skull. It's... It's gonna hurt him. And it's gonna do something like noticeable.

A bullet is significantly denser and heavier than a quarter is. And the way that it's designed to fucking wish through the air, cut through the fucking wind. And so here's the thing is, when you fire the bullet into the air, it hasn't been smashed against anything. It comes down and fucking impales people a lot. Yeah. It happens.

I'm being read. Because I assume based based on how, like, they work. Because when you shoot a, when you shoot a gun, obviously it's a compact explosion. That's why the bullet jettisoned so fast. Success starts with your drive, and American Public University is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward. Whether you're changing careers, starting fresh, or pursuing a lifelong passion,

our programs are designed for people who never stop. You bring the fire, APU will fuel the journey. Learn more at APU.APUS.edu. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one.

20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.

Visit for the people.com for an office near you. but I assume you shoot into the air by the time it starts traveling through the air wherever it lands I'd assume it would be like kind of like way petered out but it is why would it do that because it's not being shot with the same force at all like that's not going to be it's definitely not going to be the same

it's not going to be the same velocity that's for sure it slows down for sure it slows down when it's coming back but now it's just free falling and it's also a very you know how bullets are designed yeah they're bet to pierce things yeah so it it's fucking it it happens a lot A lot of people have unfortunately caught bullets. That's why you see when people are shooting the air for celebrations, get the fuck away from there.

Don't be anywhere near that shit. Be close to the person shooting, actually. That's the best place to be. Be right next to the person's shooting after they're done shooting. Like, it is something right here and I'm standing here. Stay in this. That's actually the best scenario you can do, stay in that proximity. Because you have no clue that bitch is going to fucking land.

But yo, but no, but I still understand. about that like I can't believe that freak hassle guy is just and well I guess not I don't believe that he's a person that actually would do shit like that it's the fact that people were like finding what he's doing hilarious and he still has even after that shit he still just has an audience that's willing to follow him be like oh that's hilarious people that I know nil do proxies and stuff like that that are like following this guy and I'm like you didn't did you not think that's just like the one of the most morally irreprehensible things you can do to someone. and you're still just like, I'm gonna keep my eyes on this guy still.

That was funny. He got, oh, he got boogie good. And I'm like, okay. All right, you know. People are insane, man. There's a lot of, I think there's a lot of, there's a lot of, there's a lot of sociopaths on the internet in general. But I think specifically, like, I don't know, man, the stuff that,

the stuff that Christian has gone through. And again, not justifying anything that he's done because he's obviously like a, he's a monster. Like, he's a terrible person. But like, the shit that this dude or this person, whatever you want to fucking, look, and the reason, by the way, before anybody jumps up our ass about this, I know he's trans, but he's on the record of saying that it's, he's, I think he said something like, I'm trans because I have trouble competing with straight men for the ladies. And it's like, it's not, I don't fully believe that this is genuine. And it's not me being like, oh, it's only valid if I consider it to be. This is like just it's there's reason to be a little bit doubtful about this person's identity

So if I'm a 110% so if I continually like accidentally misgender and fucking deal with it I don't think that's the biggest problem right now to do not even slightly have you seen the meme about that? Yeah like oh I'm sorry she raped her mom It's like dude I don't know it's it's it's it's fucking tragic man it's really like dark it's it's it's really disgusting and really disturbing. Yeah. And I would say, I just want to just real quick, I just want to say to the people that I maybe would suggest not looking into the person who's allegedly the one that called

Christian, the one that had the call recorded and everything, because diving into that person, it was like really like, oh, lots of stuff have to deal with some of the most, you know, all the things that are on, what is it called? the dark part of the internet what are you called what are you talking about the dark web the dark web thank you like that type of shit this person's involved in like dark web type shit

oh really like actually like super fucked up stuff like still they had like animal torture and all this crazy shit dude like I would say like it's I would just advise you like just take my word for that it'll probably ruin your day if you dive deep into this person

yeah that's all I'm gonna say you're not you're not obligated to, you know, do any research necessarily. Like, there's no reason for you to, like, go searching and, like, get involved. Because quite honestly, I even think, like, things like... There's a really famous documentary, like the Christian documentary. It's like 60... It's like 59 parts or something.

And it's been going on for years. I even think just that... The fact that that exists, that alone is also, like, disturbing that somebody is, like, chronicling everything and, like, just, like... I think there's a degree of, like... Like, everybody, everybody involved is like just kind of like on various degrees of like you're a terrible person. And look, because I saw this a lot on Twitter too. I saw this.

Even like people I know like Buntie was tweeting about it where it's like, I don't understand what's so fascinating about this. Like I don't understand why people. It's like, dude, you don't have to be personally interested in something. But like to pretend like this is inherently like this isn't like. inherently fascinating is just nonsensical. This is like the most chronicled person on the internet becomes a trans woman, rapes his dementia-ridden mom,

and the person who fucking unveils that information is an animal torture who tried, like it's all, this is all insane. And to pretend like this is like, oh, whatever, you, it's,

there's like a pretentiousness about it that, that bothers me. Look, look, look. I understand. Now, I agree with it being, unbelievable. I agree. It's... It's astounding. This is a...

This is a... This is the internet in like the most heinous, inhuman context you could possibly read. And it's there for everybody now and everybody knows about it. That is interesting. Whether or not you're interested in it or whether or not you want to dive into it, that's your prerogative. But to deny that this isn't something that is wild. That's just your...

You're out of your mind. You're just, you're an idiot. Some people just don't like, some people just stay away from shit, you know? Some people just like capable of staying away from shit. That's fine. And what happened is when you're, when you are so far on the outside, that is just like, what? That just sounds crazy.

And then you hear that. You're like, all right, moving on. Right. That's it. But for us people who, this is our job. This is where we live. We live in this in this bubble of the internet. It's, it's hard to not be like, yo, what?

Because I personally, I, personally, I, try hard. I have tried hard to just not have any information about it come my way. I don't know, man. It just, it's the superiority complex of it. It's just like, ah, it's like, I've never even seen a Marvel movie because I like cinema and it's like, or like, I don't listen to rap because rap doesn't have music theater. Or like, like Ben Shapiro, was like, ah, Brad is a beautiful movie. It's just like, dude, give yourself a fucking, like, oh, congratulations. You're not interested in this thing that is objectively fascinating. Congratulations.

Have a good time. Be boring or healthy, depending on how you want to look at. People just do that. Like you said, yeah, pretentiousness and... And look,

you're probably like better off not looking into it, right? That's totally, I think that's actually probably true. But like, I don't know, it's just the fucking smugness of it. That's all,

that's literally all it is. That it doesn't matter. It's, for an example is I made a video about it. I wasn't sure if we're going to talk about it or not. The episode didn't come out last week. So I just was like, here's my take on it. This is from somebody who doesn't know much about Christian,

not because I've been actively avoiding Christian, but it just never really crossed my radar that much. I've heard about Christian a lot. But, like, say for example, if there was a game show and someone's like, we're going to do a trivia game show about Christian's life, whoever gets the most right is going to win a million dollars, I wouldn't even, I'd be, oh, I'm fucked, because I don't know anything about Christian.

but I would be anybody else that does know cool. Because I was saying me personally, I'm like, I'm not that interested because it's not, I don't know, I have a hard time laughing at people that are really like, you know, they're fucked up. And so I can only laugh so much. It's not about laughing, though. That's the thing.

It's not about laughing. It's just, if you talk about this. If you talk to most people, when Christian's name comes up or anything, it's always about laughter. Oh, he did this, you did that. You know, people, it's like funny shit that he's done. The intrigue is not forever.

It's intriguing no matter what, like unanimously. It is intriguing. Everything that you laid out Chris. Everything you laid out Chris, like, you know how you explain like, oh, this is what it's about. That's extremely fascinating. Now, here's the thing, though. For me, it's like, oh, if it was somebody who was just a scumbag, like, let's just say

Chris Chan replaced Chris Chan with Keemstar. I'd be like, this is the most fascinating. Or like, say how I'm really interested in this shit that Ethan Ralph's about. Because he's just a piece of shit. Like, he's not like. Yeah. not in a way that he's like, oh. He's a monster, bro.

He's a monster's human. He's a monster's human. And he just keeps getting into like stupid shit. Like he's, he has no shame. And that's what I love that he has zero shame. He's done so much shit that I would quit the internet forever. I would never be on the internet.

And he's just still here. Yeah, he's one of the most, he's one of the most like pathetic people I think I've ever seen like ever exist. He should be in a museum, I think Ethan Ralph. I fucking hope so. Look, I found out about him like four months ago and I had like a bit of a deep dive and I was like, yo, this nigga is terrible.

This is a demon. This is a demon. We watched just a couple of days ago. I think I was over your guys' house and we were watching a little bit of the shit that he was into. He's a demon. He needs to be put away. I had no idea. I sincerely had no idea about that.

That he leaked, that he leaked a fucking sex tape of him. him. To own some guy that was in love with the chick that he was banging at the time. Yeah, and he looks fat and disgusting in it. It's like the least flat. It's so sad. It's just like, please believe me. I fuck.

When it's like, dude, like, have you seen the, have you seen the middle of the country? Everybody fucks. Like, you're kidding? Like, yeah. It's not that hard. It's just villainous. It's just like, bro. You got to look at yourself in a mirror and be like, do,

I like who I am. Actually. You do, then go away. Funnily enough, I think Ethan Ralph was the one who got the footage of Chris Chan being arrested. So it's like this. No shit. Yeah, that was him screaming at him at the, in the cop car when he's like getting in getting arrested. So it's like this perfect.

Oh, because they're in the same fucking, they're in the same state. That's right. Of course they are. There's something in the water over there, man. That's real shit, too. That's real shit. Yeah. They're probably related.

it honestly. But Ethan Ralph is, Ethan Ralph is, Ethan Ralph is everything bad that I've said on the internet in a person. Everything terrible I've said in a being turned into him. Success starts with your drive. An American public university is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward. Whether you're changing careers, starting fresh, or pursuing a lifelong passion. Our programs are designed for people who never stop. You bring the fire, APU will fuel the journey.

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which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

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Dude, he's done. He's like every, and this is my point. I find him so fascinating because he's just a garbage human being without like, he wasn't like, say, you know, born with a piece of his brain missing or he's severely autism or whatever. He doesn't have some. thing that makes me like, oh, I feel bad for laughing because this guy can't help it. You say that. He's just, well, okay, what do you mean? I'm just, I don't know, like to, I, here's how I would describe it, right? At a certain point, somebody getting themselves involved in like a bunch of like crazy

stupid shit on some point, at some point after a certain amount of like repetitions, you have to wonder like, is this a stable person? You know, like, are they actually okay? Like, probably not. Like, depends on how you approach it. But this is different, though. But this is like Gabby Hannah.

Like, you know, Gabby Hannah is probably fine. But she's also clearly insane. But what is she? Like, I don't even know what all that shit's about. She lies about stuff.

Oh, no. Fuck, I don't care about that shit. No, no. No, her hardware is fucked up. What is she done? What is she done?

Have you seen a single one of her videos? I don't care about that. I'm saying, what is she done? No, look, look, look, look. I don't care either. But you can, at a certain point when you're viewing, like, you can look through a window and be like, oh, that dog's hungry. You know, you can see things.

At a certain time, there's enough things going on. You can tell there are enough signs. You're like, oh, something's up here. She's a bit of a shape shifter. Like, she never, like, she never looks the same in any photograph that I've ever seen of her. It's like, very weird. She's crazy. I just don't know, like, I recently saw.

there's this fucking guy that's uh that he like i think he likes to call himself like a discount um mudahar uh he's this YouTuber he's this indian YouTuber i forget his name and um he recently did a fall or a rise or fall of gabby hand or whatever i watched it and i think the the biggest offense was she lied about talking to some guy that hurt some other girl and it became a huge thing and i was like i my brain was melting because I'm like oh you mean just somebody just being somewhat of a backstabber like get the fuck get out of here I don't care about that shit what what what is she done oh oh no that's that's right she did a she did a she sold shitty brushes or something like she uh that was a makeup lady right wasn't that like the no it was like she had some hair brushes or something

that were really shit and she's like oh they're free just pay shipping or something and they're worth like less than the shipping or something uh I don't know what Because I see people saying all this shit, but I'm like, where is it? What does she do? I look at people like Ethan Ralph, for example. I bring him up because he's assaulted a lady cop, you know, hilarious. Went to jail for that.

Fucking, he's, everything that he's shit on people for, like, say, Monday Matt or something, that Monday Matt, what did he? He flagged people that were criticizing him. Oh, yeah. Ethan Ralph has done that. And in 20 billion fold, he doesn't give a fuck. He doesn't get a fuck about anything. He's done everything.

He's gotten into multiple fights on camera and, you know, he knocked up that fucking chick that, you know, like just to, you know, he's done so much wild shit where I'm like, here, this guy's a, look at this guy. He sent a sex tape out to hurt someone. That is so demonic, bro. But see, the greatest part of it is that how unflattering he looked. That's what's so great about it. The gut, bro. Yeah, if you just type in like Ethan Row. Gunt, it's one of the best things.

It's fantastic. And he recently fought another YouTuber. Like physically? Yeah. There was like, he was involved with this girl's, um, um, this, so there's a YouTuber that, I guess he's controversial too. He likes a lolly. His name's Digi bro.

He's on to all that lally shit, you know, the cartoon drawings of kids and shit. See, man, see, everybody tells you, right? What? Everybody tells you, move to the Midwest. It's so cheap. You know? It's so cheap, you could live like a king there. But then they don't tell you that your king and then your subjects and everybody around you is like, here's that, here's this fat, weird lolly guy.

Here's that guy who sends sex tapes out to embarrass, to embarrass random YouTubers. Here's some like old lady complaining about like tigger flags and just like all these like weird people. flags bro. Did you see that video? The Tigger flag video? I haven't seen I heard about it. I was like I'm gonna wait to look it up. It's so weird. It's always this like weird thing because people give me, I don't know if you guys get this too, but like I get flack all the time for like, oh, you live in like a city and that's like a bad thing because everybody's like a libtard or whatever the hell. Yeah. And they're like come to the Midwest. It's so cheap and it's real cool and it's awesome. And then you get there and then like you see videos of shit happening where it's like some old lady approaches you're stupid and you're like, Why are you hanging that up? The Homeowners Association ain't

taking too kindly to this nonsense. And it's just like, this whole planet sucks. Everywhere sucks. The rural areas make me so upset because you talk about the cheapness and the real good vibes and all this stuff. And for some reason,

they keep voting for people that are nothing like that. They're all rich and wealthy and pay no taxes. they keep voting for those people but they're all like, we're all down earth down here but you know that guy, the guy that owns everything I like that guy, he's nothing like me, but I like him.

Dude, remember, remember Roy Moore? Roy Moore? I don't remember Roy Moore? You don't remember Roy Moore? Roy Moore was like, oh my God, he was, let me look this up just so I can, just so I make sure I get everything right. Yeah, he had like these like sexual misconduct allegations about like it was him involving like children, right?

And he was this Republican, I think, he served as the 27 and 31st Chief of Justice Supreme Court, Alabama, right? So it's Alabama, of course, right? But he had, like, Trump's endorsement even after, like, all that crazy shit happened. And they, like, voted for him. Like, they loved him. They were like, we love Roy! And it's just like, this is crazy. What is...

Yeah, look, it. Dude, okay, let's... How do this... It blows my mind. It blows my mind. How the fuck do the Q&Rae? on like we got to turn down the pedophile elite people. Vote for people like Roy Moore.

Dude, dude. Trump is in Epstein's black fucking book. Bro, literally, dude. And they thought, and they thought, and they thought, this guy's gonna take down all the, the Libtar pedophiles. I'm like, he's fucking all the kids on the island. Well, well, well.

Well, what? You're right. You're right. But Clinton was also in that book, too. So it's like, no, no, no, no, no, I get it. I get Hillary was in that book. But it's like, why are they looking past? Each side just forgets that your, your arbiter was there too.

Your, your champion was there as well. It's like, how to, it blows my mind because I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm liberal. I am on, and I'm like, guys, look, I understand when bad is bad. But, nika, have you heard, have you heard anything about Kamala Harris? People are like, oh my God, Kamala, she's so great. Bro, bro. There are people she's put in jail that should straight up just be free now because how the world works. Dude, it's without information.

She's withheld information to get people off death row more than three times, dude. And it's just like, but look at Trump. People are really blind. And it's very strange because I feel like, I don't know how Christian got, I don't know how we went from Christian to this. Because it's darkness. When you talk about Christian,

you talk about darkness, period. It's just evil. All the evils become visible when you talk about him. His darkness. Yeah. The same thing happened. We had one of our friends was over

like the day before this all happened. Who was over? It was. So it was Jonathan Young. Jonathan Young He's been on the podcast before He was in town He stopped by

And we were just watching videos We were just like We usually just hang out in the living room And watch YouTube videos Like Derek was over the other day Derek was over the other day We were watching like smash players Like raging and like destroying their controllers

And like when Jonathan was over We were watching like just like I don't even remember like potion seller or stuff So like weird like off like just garbage But like we got on the topic of Chris Chan because a friend of ours, Gabby, she was also on the podcast once before. She's just like super into this rabbit hole

and so was John and we were talking about this because we were just fascinated that this stuff has been going on for so on. It's like, wow, isn't it interesting that this dude's like just probably at this point the most documented person on the internet and like he's just so pervasive in internet culture he's like this.

He's like the upper layer of the dark web, you know what I mean? Where it's like, this is somebody that like most people kind of probably know about and then the day after all of this stuff happened all of the the mom news came out and it was just like we it almost felt like oh wow it was really crazy is that we started on Chris Chan again and we ended up talking about Brianna Taylor that's how much darkness yeah we just it's just

how the hell did you get there I don't know it's darkness you guys think I sound crazy look look guys everybody right now you all probably think I'm kidding But once Chris Chan is brought up shadows follow. He's like fucking, he's like Candyman or some shit. No, it's like Voldemort, bro. It's like once you mention him, shit starts getting weird. It's a... Bro, it's so fucking wild.

You think we can get a Jonathan Young to make a Chris Chan song? Let's not do that to him. Let's not do that to him. Yeah, let's not do that. He's too talented for bullshit like that, man. Dude, dude, you're not going to find... a lot of Chris chain content now. I don't think, I think a lot of people are probably gonna be like, this is, this is, this, because before it was just like, okay, here's a really gullible person,

just sort of like, I don't know, it's a shitty situation, but it, it was never like, it never crossed the line of being like, Success starts with your drive, and American Public University is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward. Whether you're changing careers, starting fresh, or pursuing a lifelong passion, our programs are designed for people who never stop. You bring the fire, APU will fuel the journey. Learn more at APU.apus.edu. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan.

I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest. injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan from Morgan and Morgan,

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what I'm saying it's like even Shad is like listen I'm not touching this with a 10th football and that's how you know it's like all right this is you know what's funny you know what's funny too think it like this think it like this

I got another another one think of all the shit that Meat Canyon makes fun of you haven't heard a word Hunter makes fun of everything you haven't heard a lick about this dude

yeah not even like a not even like a fucking rough sketch you know like nothing nothing dude I love it I love it which everyone is

like yo which is amazing when you consider the fact that you go back on like new grounds maybe 15 years ago and there are there are video games like flash games where you could play as Osama bin Laden storming the capital a terrorist okay that's been dying I'm dying it's such a crazy y'all still play that fucking game. I must have mentioned this before. Christopher Dornner's last stand. It's the doom mud. Have you played that? I haven't played it, but I know what it is.

It's so fucking good. It's insane. Guys, guys, the light is fading, bro. I feel it. I feel it more than ever. I sound like a fucking crazy shaman, but I feel it. There's something wrong. Now here's...

Now, here's the thing. Here's what I want to what I'm most curious about. How long do you think it will be before somebody like Jared Lato wins an Oscar for portraying Chris Chan? Because this is something that will

like this is such an insane like on, like there will at least be like an actual documentary about this at some point because I just don't see how they can't do that. I'm sure Chris Hanson's like on it. He's like oh, I got this one. They got to ask Sega for permission to use Sonichu.

Like, it's just like, listen, guys, I know this is unflattering, but like, Sonic is... They got to talk to the Sega and Nintendo. Yeah, like, listen, guys, Sonic is kind of a huge part of this story, and we kind of need your blessing. But, you know, we'll just make a documentary if we can't make a movie, and we'll just get your... We'll just do it anyway. You can't stop us. Dude, what if Sonichu is in the... the sequel of Sonic the Hedgehog.

Oh my God, like an acid Easter egg? I feel like there was a mention. I think there was definitely going to be a mention. And now it's like, now they're like, ooh. I think I could be, I could be wrong.

I don't know if I'm allowed to say. Actually, you know, I shouldn't say it. It's something crazy, but it's involved with like a highly collaborative project that may or may or may not, that may or may not.

Let's not bring it up. Yeah. Let's not bring it up right now. I wonder how that's going to you talking about. I don't know what you're talking about. I'll let people know what it is when it's when it's out. But I'll let you know after the show because I don't know if I actually don't know. I have no idea if I can talk about it.

But, man, what a dark abyss we have come into. I think Jared Lido could play him pretty well. Guys, I hope these questions this year are not as terrible because, man, like, please, guys, let's just. let's ease up I feel weak I do feel weaker I do feel noticeably less strong now that we've talked about Christian

like I do feel like I need to eat some I just ate and I feel like I feel so hungry again but before we moved on before we move on of course we got one question about this badly brave wrote in says now that Christian fucked his mom can we assume that that was Papa John's day of reckoning

has the world ended and we're all just living in purgatory. This is, I don't think so. I don't even think Papa John could have got something big. Papa John's got something big on the horizon, like real big. No, he already, no, his, Papa John started fucking the pandemic. Yeah. And the rest is out of his control.

So he's probably like, oh shit, I didn't know how powerful I actually was. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry about Christian. Because he know fucking is a chain of events. He started, he started the pandemic and left us to whither our, by ourselves with our, you know, our own instruments of decay. Like we just, here we are, off to our own devices,

in the middle of this pandemic, started by Papa Johns, and we will finish us off ourselves. Papa Johns took the end route of his vocabulary and 200,000 people died. You know, you know how, like, think of how he could have just said it. He didn't have to stop saying that was the cost.

Who are we going to stop from doing something now and what's going to happen? next. We try to take the end route of Keemstar's vocabulary and what? Millions of people go missing? Like we got to stop. We got to, we ask for too much. We know not what we ask for

and what the repercussions will be for this world is, it has a system, there's a cycle. How do you guys how do you guys feel about that that Keem started dating a 20 year old thing? It's a little weird but whatever. That's kind of where I'm at.

I don't give a fuck. Yeah. I'm like, because I look at it and I'm like, I'm 27, almost 28, and I'm like, I probably wouldn't date a 20 year old. That seems like, like, personally. But like, so when Keemstar is like, I don't know, was he 76? Like, so when he's dating like a 20 year old, it's like, I get a dwarf so he can be 300 easy. That's true, yeah. I remember, I don't know, I remember seeing it and like people were making like a big deal out of it. And like, I understand because Keem Star is like really annoying and like nobody likes him for a good reason.

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Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north. probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

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Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. But like, I don't know if it's particularly noteworthy. Also, by the way, really unwise. Like, this is going to age very poorly. Like, this is going to blow up at some point into like some really negative thing. But, I mean, we'll see.

I just, everybody has these arbitrary. Either somebody's told how to feel about that shit age gaps or people have their own arbitrary rules about it. I don't care. And it has nothing to do with fucking, as long as it has nothing to do with morals, which it doesn't, there's no fucking immoral.

in fucking age gaps. Adults are adults. That are adults. That are how I feel about it. So it's like who gives a fuck. It's just however you feel about it, treat it that way. I don't give a fuck about Keemstar's dating life. I never like, why the fuck want to care about what Keem stars dating and who he's putting

his dick? I don't care. I just want something bad to happen to him. But like, I'll wait. I'll wait until it happens for his good. I want to be good. I want something bad to come his way. All right, let's calm down.

Like gloomy. Like, fucking. Like you're gonna calm the fuck down because that guy is so fucking uh spiteful and petty that he'll fucking he can destroy me all he wants it the dark my will i'll become a martyr i'll become a martyr no see what happened see the problem is keem star for some fucking reason is is pretty much untouchable to the point where it's pretty it seems he's he put out a video recently saying why are youtube and everybody again? me, all these people, a lot of people do the same shit that I do and they never get any shit

for it and it's always me and it's like, yeah, dude, nobody likes you. They want you gone. Yeah. They're trying to subtly get rid of you. They can't just up and, you know, because I guess it's a little too, I don't know. Now they should though. What? I am curious though that, because I know one of his original or one of his YouTube channels were banned or something. I thought you have to be fucking gone after that. No, I don't remember. I think it like expired or something or like he worked his way around it. Because I know Drama Alert wasn't owned by Keem, I think.

That's how he got around it. Like he was just the host or something. Oh, that piece of shit. That's smart. It is clever, yeah. That's smart. I think we became, well, I don't want to say enemies or anything, but I think he doesn't like me because when I discovered that his birthday,

was on the same day as mine, you know, International Women's Day. And I quote tweeted and I was like, I said something where I was just like really fucking angry that I shared a birthday with him. And like ever since that, it's always been kind of like, like, I feel like I got on this bad side. And I'm like, I'm okay with that. It's, it's, it's all right. And one time I was very, I thought he was going to destroy me or something because he like slid in my DMs. but he was asking me about some dumb drama that was going on and I'm like dude I don't fucking

but I thought like it was coming I was like oh here it goes Can't just ignore him and it'll go like like Like what I don't know how like Just ignore him There's so many people that hate him That's some people that hate him so like if he like tries to destroy you It would be like so what Well it would be stuff like that

Listen listen listen he does get ratioed a lot in fairness like I remember like Eddie Eddie Burbank like fucking ratioed the shit out of him a couple Like a couple months back and it was like It was hilarious to see. But like, I don't know. He just, he just kind of exists. I remember one time when Lacey and I were together, he, like, messaged. I don't remember if he messaged me or late.

I think it was Lacey, where he messaged her. He was like, hey, I'm going to do a drama alert. I'm going to say you're pregnant, that cool or something. Like, it was like. What is that? I don't know. It was like something like that. I was like, what the fuck?

Why? Because I forget, like, Lacey posted some photo that I guess, like, he twisted into thinking, like, she was, like, pregnant or something. And he was like, oh, I'm going to make a drama alert about, like, rumors that you're pregnant or something. And I was like, what? Some good ass. Some good ass. Some good journalism right there. He's another dark world dealer, dude.

He's like, it wasn't even like evil. It was just like confusing. It's just so weird. I just, I'm going to say something. He claims to be a journalist. No, he does it. No way he does he? I don't believe that.

I am not even sure. Keeee star is not a judge. I'm going to be, I'm going to be, I'm going to be, I'm going to be honest. Maybe you guys, you, you're, you're, you. You may not like me saying this, but I feel like Kame Star is a necessary evil. In the face of what? Just like, I feel like there's, because there's some villains that just kind of need to be

there to like, to let us know that these are bad and he's good. It's like, it kind of sets a president and it points people in certain directions of like, oh, that's the bad guy. And he leans into it too. He doesn't give a fuck. And at the end of the day, like, I guess the reason why. I don't like despise him or anything. I just always thought he's just some jackass.

Is because I, I, I'm like, what? I don't think he's done anything criminally. And that's where I really, that's what really bothers me the most. He hasn't anything like, like he's anything of like he's done a lot of things and like he's made like the whole etiquette thing. He definitely made that much worse. Here's the thing. I agree with that. He's not objectively criminal, but like, you know, like he definitely doesn't.

help. Here's the thing about criminality, right? It's like, there's a lot of people who are like, well, it's not illegal, so it's okay. And it's like, ah, yeah, you know. I don't say it's okay. I'm just saying that that's, that's definitely like something that's said a lot. I'm not saying you're saying it. But like, I don't know, Keem is just, I, the only thing that I take issue with is the fact that, like, you can kind of chart when YouTube got worse. And it was when he kind of appeared, like, on, on the screen and just started, like, giving a lot of attention. Because I don't think, I sincerely don't think people would even be aware of people like, think about all the reasons that we've had apocalypse, right?

Yeah. I don't believe that those things would have happened had it not been for the hyper focus on drama and trying to focus on these people individually in such a way that Keemstar has like made his entire career off of. I don't think we would have had the adpocalypse without Keemstar. I sincerely don't. I sincerely don't. I don't know, man. I don't know.

He's the reason people give a shit about this stuff. Like, nobody cared. Do you remember YouTube celebrities before 2016? I seriously don't. Like, you had Markiplier who, like, was popular, and you had PewDie Pye, who was the biggest channel. But you didn't have these, like, fucking foosies. Or, like, Logan Paul's, really.

Like, they just sort of existed by themselves, in their own ecosystem and they never really stepped out of line until they realized that someone was following their fucking every move and then like they had reason to because like ooh I could start some shit and then like and then people who aren't interested in me can like learn about me

because now I'm on the trending page in drama alert you know it's like it was literally all of that shit the tabloid culture that fucking destroyed it and made everybody fucking gross and disgusting and that's my main contention with him he could do whatever the fuck he wants God bless him, but no, no, God did not bless him.

I knew you're gonna. No, no, no, don't give him that. Don't give him that. Don't give him the potential truth of God blessing him. Fuck that, no. Just let him be, go stay where you are. Stay in the realm what you exist in. I could be wrong.

I fully admit I could be wrong. Like maybe like this is a hypothetical, like this is, it's complex. I can't, I can't just, I can't pin it all on one person. That's fair. I can't. I mean, fair enough. I mean, fair enough. Fair enough.

I can't. Anyway, let's move on to some questions, huh? Yeah, let's do it. We got a couple. We don't have that many. We're finishing off the July list and some of, and some newer August ones. And we're going to be working on our solo cast soon, too.

I think I'm going to record mine sooner or later. Yeah, I'll write the doc for everybody's solo thing later today. Let's go ahead. Ooh, woo, the amount of hentai posted to the Discord server, staggering, Rodin. What? He said, what are your thoughts on the upcoming Mass Effect game? Do you think they'll continue with the legacy system? Tali must remember my love or I'll die.

I don't know what legacy system means. I guess like... You pass the character on from game to game to game. Oh, I mean, I would imagine that's how they would... Maybe, you know what's actually wild? I don't even know if they'll make... Because you see this a lot now where like... It's even happening with Assassin's Creed now, where Assassin's Creed is doing this thing where it's like, we're not putting out new Assassin's Creed games anymore. We're going to put out Assassin's Creed infinity and add things to it,

like this live service thing. Yeah, my service is becoming the wave again. Which is weird for Assassin's Creed, but like, I would imagine that that's probably how they would do it, which sucks. But I don't know. I don't even know about, because we just got the legendary edition, you know? Like, I don't know if I'm particularly hungry for a new Mass Effect, especially after Andromeda, you know?

Like I have a I'm not talking about Mass Effect but I'm not gonna say it I'm just gonna let it be Yeah you don't like Mass Effect 2 For some reason

I don't dislike it I think that's a change Between Mass Effect 1 and 2 Was a bit jarring for me That's it In which way I liked it was more of an RPG With shooting mechanics

And then it became more of a shooting game With RPG mechanics And that kind of Well that's because Yeah got involved of course And that kind of frazzed with me I like one Like I really really really really

Like Mass Effect 1 A lot And to every, every moment of like the whole entire moment when you meet grunt, that's his name, right, the little Krogan, the teenage Krogan. Yeah, technically a baby, yeah. Yeah, he's so cool. I think that whole direction when him and Sheper had to guns each other's stomachs. And I was like, this is pretty fucking bad ass. It's good, but sometimes playing it kind of noise.

It's like, oh, change to your cryo bullets. I don't do any of that shit. What are you talking about? I just don't like it. I don't like that. there's the hyper focus on like shooting that got put into it. So you don't like, so you don't like console, you don't like Vigita, you like Space Jam, you don't like Mass Effect too.

You know what's crazy? You know what's crazy? You know what's happening slowly but surely? The more I watch Dragon Ball, the final, um, the boo saga, the more I like Vigita, because Vigita's kind of great in that saga. I hate to admit it. I hate to admit that, but he's the best part of that saga. his whole entire dialogue with Goku

when he fucking, when he fights Goku, when he's Majim Vegeta, and then he gets slapped around. Then he's like, bro, you lied to me, bro. You wouldn't even go super sane, dude. Success starts with your drive. An American public university is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs,

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20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365.

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Still, dude. He was like, bro, your son saved my life. He's 11. You ain't going to give me a real fight, bro. Come on. You know what I've been going through. You see what I'm going through. You know my son here?

You know my son here from the future, bro? Give me, get me something, you know? It's just like, damn, Regina. I love Virginia. No, that's why he's so good. He's so good. Like, he knows he wants to be the absolute shit,

and he's just always a step behind. He's nice that he's conned. He's multiple steps behind. I mean, he reaches these levels where he thinks he's got it. And then it's like, oh, wait, no. And it's, it's, it's, it's fucking. And, like, you realize his frustration. And I just love, like, he's such a great character.

because he was just a complete cunt at first, but then he got to the point, especially how Goku's turned Superstay in the first place, where he finally was showing his fucking emotion, then Friza Jizz shot him in the fucking heart or whatever. This little, little beam of jizz and his boom, when he's dead.

That shit was like, that shit was great, man. It was so much growth. And I'm like, how could you hate this nigga? Like, how could you hate this guy? I just don't like me. He's it. I just, I don't like dickheads. That's my thing. And I said, that's always in my thing. I just don't like assholes. I've never liked characters like that.

I've ever since I was little. I like Superman and Captain America and Spider-Man and Green Lantern, you know, like they're just good guy, good guys, you know? And that's my thing. How did you feel about Spider-Man when he, like, say, when he actually got the- The black suit? Yeah. How did you feel about that? I felt it was weird because I was like, he's just being a jerk, you know? But the thing is that that contact is always there for me because I knew about Venom before I really understood about what the black suit was doing to him. So I was like, oh, the suits making him do that. You know, it's not Peter exactly.

Oh, it's not him. But he was an asshole. He was an asshole. Why, at that period of time, I was, oh, Peter's kind of a dickhead, you know? But it's, it's, you see what I mean, right? Whereas, I already knew that Venom was a thing. I already knew about that before I read the comics and really figured out that, like, oh, the suit was making him act more aggressive.

But I just don't like kind of jerkish characters, you know? You literally play. You literally play a jerkish character. on the internet, like all the time. I know, and he's a piece of shit. And that's why I get it. That's not a character though. That's not a character.

That's just him. It's some of it, she's not all of it. Some of it. Me and Sweet have some similarities. Do you remember when I saved food in the fridge and you ate all of it? Do you remember that? Because I remember that.

And I also remember never doing that to you or anybody ever in my life. I'm really sorry about that, bro. I'm really sorry. I've been carrying that, man. Like, it still bothers me. I know, I'll just buy you the food back. You're like, nah, man, I'm good.

I was, I don't remember what the context was. But like, this is a story. I don't remember what the context was. Like, I was out drinking with some animator friends of mine or something. And we were out dancing. We went to like a dance club in Los, in LA. This is like recently in the last like, I think month or like two, like something like that. And I was so,

hungry and like late at night at 2 a.m. nothing's open. All that's open is like McDonald's and like Jack in the Box and just garbage like stuff that's like ah this is like not good for you to eat. And then like I remembered oh wait I had that chicken from earlier. I'm so excited. I'm like drunk high tired. It's late. I'm excited to get that chicken and I get home I open the fridge and nothing is there. And I I remember thinking, this can't be. So I closed it. I closed the fridge, walked away, walked back,

because I was drunken high enough to maybe that would make sense and maybe that would change it. And I opened it and it's still not there. And I just like, I can't fucking believe it. And I looked in the garbage because I thought, my first instinct was, oh, something was like wrong with it. Like, I don't know. Like something was wrong with it.

They threw it. my friends threw it out to help me. And it's not in the garbage. And I'm like, fuck. And it was like 2 a.m. and I banged on your door. And you came out, you're like this. I was fucking, because I ate it because I was drunk. And I was like, yo, dude, I'm so fucking hungry. Is anything open? It's like, oh, nice. Popeyes. You're such a shit. And I was like, oh, man, dude, I'm sorry. You want me to buy it back for you?

You were like, nah, man, I'm good. I was like, are you sure? You're like, nah, I'm fine. It was too late. It was 2 a.m. It wasn't open for you to buy me a new one. I know. I tried to repent, bro. I'm so sorry about that. So let me let me hear you. What's your thinking process when you decided to eat somebody else's food? Like, what were you thinking at the time? I was like, oh, they might have not wanted it. Thank God. I'm starving. Yeah, it's in the fridge. They might have not wanted it. Even though it's saved. They might not want it if they just put it there. This is a whole. meal that hasn't been touched. Clearly, someone's not hungry.

Clearly, someone's not hungry. I'll tell you one thing, man. I'll tell you one thing, man. Vegeta wouldn't have done that. No, Vegeta would have blown you up and then took it from you. Well, at least I wouldn't be around to suffer. I guess, you know, you're right. Good point. Good point.

Anyway, Mass Effect is cool. We'll move on. Yeah, Mass Effect's great. Oh, yeah, the fucking question. No, let me act. The guy asks the question. It's fucking. I want to see how Dragon Age 4 turns out because I'm assuming that's going to come out before the next Mass Effect.

If that shit's good, then I'll be excited for the next Mass Effect. If it's fucking shit, then fuck BioWere forever. Derek, you ever play Origins? Mass Effect, Dragon Age Origins? Fuck. Yeah, dude.

You want me to send you some screenshots on my team being fully naked? Hell yeah, dude. I mean, I played that game when it was kind of new, and that is one of my favorite video games of all time. It's one of my favorite, like, RPGs ever. It's great.

I've beaten it like billion times. And they changed things after that. They changed the body of character. Number two was fucking weird. Number two was just, it almost turned into fucking dynasty warriors. Like it was very hack and slashy. And then it was just,

it was a city state, Kirkwall, which was like, that's not enough. I don't want to be in one fucking city state. Like you're in a state. And I was like, that's boring as shit.

It got lazy. And then three, well, three technically, inquisition. It was good. There were some people that really didn't like it I enjoyed it

I thought it looked gorgeous I think they got lucky with the Frostbite engine and I think like it could have been knowing what happened the struggles with Frostbite or like that game came out pretty fucking well I think Inquisition is a great video game if you don't like television I think that's insane

I admit that it being not like it's not origin it's not as bio wary as origins it's not as like character heavy and you don't bring your characters over from all the other games like you did in that one. I hate that shit. I wish my Grey Warden, like, you get a message from your Grey Warden.

That's it. That's it. You get a message to your character and I'm in freaking incisionitioning. You're like, why would you do that? Oh, but you do see the fucking Ethan Hawk. You do, the champion of Kurt. Ethan Hawks shows up for a second. Yeah.

It's a great game. You should play Dragon Age. I think you'd like it, Chris. That's a, it's like a big gap in my, in my video game knowledge and experience. Like, I have not touched a single dragon. I don't even know what. Dragon Age is or what it looks like I have no like I have no idea like what the not even a sliver watch somebody watch somebody that you you know the someone

that you trust to talk about that shit you know on YouTube check it you know see see and see what they fucking think about it and see yeah it's a very good game bro maybe skill up I don't know if if skill up did a video I don't know if skill up was around back then probably not well I mean I'm he was alive but I didn't you never know he never know do we just are any pop in 12 year old YouTubers like like really pop in 12 year olds like doing could you imagine a 12 year old given like a really solid game review i i couldn't listen to their voice that's the problem they might be smartest i see i'm already mad i'm already mad my name is my name is big doinks mcgee there's some of them going over

there's some of those people on ticot where like uh sometimes you'll go on ticot and you'll see these like nine-year-olds making like commentary videos and it's like what is the fuck is this It's really jarring. It is really jarring. Because you're like, you're a baby. You don't know anything about existence. But they're like, well, if they're talking about politics, like little kids very soundly understanding how how the two-party system is really flawed. I always feel bad about that.

I'm like, bitch, why are you destroying your life already? Like, enjoy your childhood. Get older than become jaded. Like, there's levels to this shit. Nah, dude. If they're smart when they're little, that means they have more time to become rich. No, that means they have more time to become cynical and shit and be just at life. They realize how fucking shitty life is.

Like, let them be a kid first. Just put them in karate. Let them fucking pretend like they're doing something of worth, you know, where they're just actually, you know, wasting their time. Of worth. Give them a video game. And then when they start getting hair on wherever their fucking chin, you could be a chick too.

Some chicks have hair on their chin. And then you tell them, hey, guess what? In the two years, everything's gonna suck dick. Right? Everything's fucking awful. I hate my wife. You know, all that type of shit. I'm putting you out, bro.

At your gone. I'm kicking you out. I'm not giving you any money. You're on your own, dude. I'm not giving you at 16. So when 18 hits your birthday, you're gone. Your birthday. They haven't even graduated high school yet.

You just still kick them out. Like when I was born in April, I would have got kicked out in April. Can you imagine that? I'm almost done. Get the fuck out of my house now. I live at the high school. I live there. Weird.

What? Yeah, I'm just checking Twitter right now. I guess like Sony acquired. It's not anything crazy, but Sony bought Crunchyroll. And it's just kind of like weird. I don't know why. That's trending along with. like, uh, let's see, what else is?

Black John Cena? No, fuck you. Oh my God. It's fucking still trending. Oh yeah, Funimation, yeah. Yeah, weird. I didn't know, I didn't know, yeah, Funimation bought it too, but I didn't realize Sony owned Funimation.

Or I didn't know that, but I didn't realize that they were like, I don't know. I guess I just forgot. But, uh, all right, let's move on. Let's move on. Deja Vu, I've sucked this dick before, Rodin. It's hello Hispanic personification of death. Black Mass of Chaos and God of Sex. First time Patreon users here.

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Okay, sorry, tribbin. You just had a fucking stroke. First time Patreon user here and first time commenter. What is... Okay, what is your favorite of these four pop culture warriors? Samurai Knights, Vikings, or Pirates. I'm a history nerd and love all equally for different reasons. I wish Dinjus was here, but like...

Wait, what was all of them? Samurai Knights, Pirates? What? Samurai Knights Vikings Pirates. Okay. So those are your four to choose from. I already know mine easy. What is it? It's going to first, obviously, Samarise.

So that's the one. Typical. Obviously. Obviously Samarise. Typical. Second would have to be knights. No one's looking for like a ranking. It's just like your favorite. It's Samurai for both of you?

Yeah. Yeah. I think I kind of agree. Like, I don't know. If Ninjas were here, I think we'd have more of a discussion. Because I think Samurai and Ninja as like an argument

is inherently a little bit more interesting than like, I don't know. Samurai's and knights. Knights are kind of generic. Well, knights are, Samurai are knights. They're the same thing. Yeah, but they're cool. though, but they're cool. That's the big difference.

Well, knights are cool, too, dude. No, knights armor's are cool. They're not cool. Oh, no. Samurai aren't cool either. You know? Samurai are pretty, dude, the fucking,

dude, the type of shit, dude, the type of, dude, dude, think about, the shit that came around the feudal Japan, the dopest shit. Like, they don't have tales of,

they don't have a 47 Ronan type of tail. What do they have, Vlancelots? I'm fucking queer that reads fucking fucking poetry and shit. Like, he's just,

what? What? I get, I like samurai's more than knights. But, but. But samurai were like famously pieces of shit. That's why ninjas came into existence. No, but they were, but they were, but they were interesting. They were like, what I'm saying is they're interesting.

Like, when you think of like, when you think of like medieval Europe, their knights were like, who fucking cares? Seriously, like, think about the most prominent nights in that time. They're all fictional. They're not even real people. Success starts with your drive, and American Public University is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs,

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Because they don't have anyone real that's that. I mean, sure, of course, they have real people that. They're like, oh, that's interesting. But it's sad that the most fucking interesting shit about their stuff doesn't even exist. It's kind of weird. And while you go to Japan and like, I don't know a lot of it's fake,

but like, freaking what is name with the two katanas that was not losing fights at all. he fought people at a river and he was it was it uh what's it uh are you thinking of uh no you think of miyamota musashi yes dude two swords religiously he'd be late to his fights and he would he would frustrate people

he would frustrate people he would be late he fucking beat the shit of a guy with just a wooden fucking he just found like a stick the boken and he was just like I'm gonna fuck some up with a stick it's amazing literally an asshole he would be one time they were looking for him to have a fight and he was sleep

on a boat. He was asleep on the boat there. And they were like, oh, you're here finally. And he was like, you have no honor. You have doors like, he was like whatever. And he took out his two katanas and he beat the shit out of people. And it's like that was a real man. He was like five two and he probably couldn't really do anything to a modern warrior. And to be fair, but it was five two back then. They're all five two. That's true. They were tiny. Yeah, fucking, uh, the book of five rings anybody. If you're interested in, uh, his, his, his philosophy.

And anyway, yeah, I just, I can't, I'm sure there's going to be some really big history buffs here that are going to start, you know, coming down with a bunch of shit that's going on in medieval Europe just to really kind of counter everything that I've said. And please do, but I just, I don't know, I couldn't be that fucked about, whenever someone's talking about like medieval fucking Europe, I'm kind of like, I hear stories about it. I'm like, that's kind of cool, I guess. But it's nothing like when you hear about shit that was going around China and Japan. Like, come on, man.

They even dressed cooler. I feel like Vikings are fucking shit up, too. Vikings are cool as fuck too. Vikings was way, like that shit, man. Like, like, berserker mother. Like, dude, they have, see, they have interesting shit too. Let's be real. Like, there's variety.

I guess that's what I'm looking for. I feel like fucking knights like, I don't know, man. I'm like, whatever. Knights are two, nights or two, you know, they're too, like. They're too noble, I guess. The knights are too half ingrained into American culture. So like, it's like, oh, you know, we've been seeing this our whole lives. But samurai are like, you know, samurai, the way they dress is very aesthetically pleasing.

You know, the katana itself as a weapon is so fucking fascinating. Do you mean like, do you think like maybe like people in Japan probably like are just like, ah, samurai is like we've. Well, that's a thing. We kind of, we're kind of super used to samurai's, but then they think knights are cool because for the same reason where it's like, oh, that's different. Because they're firm software. Think of how much like firm software follows like European. proper stuff like they that is a very good good thing of berserk the desert berserk is the most

anime in general dude everything is fucking western eyes well I'm gonna talk about anime I'm talking about I guess but I'm getting more off to like Castlevania is also Castlevania is also very European Eurocentric games and stuff like that they follow the European like

night and shining armor esk's eye mentality you know so like it's a cultural exchange you know since Americans are fucking bastardized Europeans we've seen nights our whole lives and then for them they've Samarise our whole lives so like that's why it's like oh that's cool over there this cool over here yeah like honestly even even when it came even when it comes to video games for me like knights

are just kind of like they they come across as generic to me like I think it's why I never really got into dark souls and stuff like it's just just knights and like fantasy and like I get it but then like the second like Sekiro came around or like the second Ghost of Sashima came around I was like oh cool sick this is cool I like this um I don't know I think I think knights are probably like the least interesting of this. Granted pirates, like, I don't know of any real pirates that like, you know what I mean? Like all the real, all the real pirates are just not even like remotely similar to like what the- Pirates are less cool Vikings, I think, honestly. Well, the thing with pirates is that they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like nihilist Vikings almost.

We're just like, ah, fuck it. I'm just gonna go, money, money. Let's go if I can get some money. That's it. We just rape the land and leave it. Well, they're all the people that, like, they couldn't make it in the upcoming new world. And they're like, fuck it. We just got to go rob of the seas. There's a bunch of misfits, yeah. Yeah, basically, they couldn't, they didn't fit in. And I like, I do like pirates a lot.

And I really think that Assassin's Creed Black Flag is really fucking fun. A good pirate simulator, if you just want to sing shanties and fucking, like, rob people and shit. It's actually, it's really fun. I would Could you imagine The pirate The pirate's existence Is a lot of

Is a lot of fun to simulate It's magical It's magical The idea of like You're on the island One day And you hear like People like fucking

Singing like fucking stupid ass Rimy songs Getting fucked up Approaching your island You're like What's happening here? Then they get out And they fucking

Wunderbust your fucking Chieftin in the face And start taking shit They don't touch anybody They don't hurt anybody I think Pirates steal from you?

I think pirates are more interesting as a concept than they are in practice. You know, like... Success starts with your drive, and American Public University is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition

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Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

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Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. The concept of it, because even like C of Thieves, like whenever I play C of Thesees, I have a fucking hilarious time. It's ridiculous because like the shit that you can do is just fun. It's all, it's just a game that's all about like, how am I going to fuck over other people? And it's awesome because you get to do that in a, it's almost like competitive cooperation where it's like, come on,

we got a team here, let's find the best way to ruin somebody else's day. And then you do it and it's hilarious. But like every pirate that I read about is like some Somali prints on like a on a small, you know, like, I don't know. On a thingy, on a fucking dingy. Once I get to memory, I am going to rob everyone I find. There's no one who will withstand what I am going to do. Yeah, but that's like, yeah, modern day pirates, right? It's just where it's still going on in the parts of the world where it still allows it, right?

Like it's like there's still You know There's still slavery over there too It's kind of it's kind of It's like Yeah yeah We don't talk about that shit It's fucking weird over there

Like just that little sect It's weird It's Maybe weird's the wrong word But it's a pretty apt word It's interesting Weird Al is weird Slavery is not weird

Slavery is insane Oh man Yeah Anyway, I think Samurai is pretty much win for all of us I think if you I think I will say Dejavu if you put I think if you put ninjas in here There would be more of an interesting discourse Yeah, maybe substitute pirates for ninjas or actually pirates and ninjas are kind of like analogous like they're they're kind of like Pitted against each other and a lot of you sort of opposite

For some reason pirates it's pirates versus ninjas is not as uncommon like a hypothetical premise as you would imagine it was for some reason those two like go hand in hand even though they're like really like not even remotely similar but that's a different story like that'd be hard I think I still might go with Samarize but like it would be hard I think samurai are still the coolest but samurai are cool because the katana is I don't know yeah it's yeah there's so much things are so cool and like and like Bushito code and shit like that it's like really interesting stuff goes to Sashima man did a lot of heavy because for me like I wasn't interested in that shit at all and then goes to Shima is like this is so sick and interesting and like just

just a great concept and aesthetic and just like that game did a lot of heavy lifting for me when it comes to like well ghost did the whole ninja and samurai thing together very well that's what ghost did amazingly because in ghost you're a samurai and then there are moments where you're fucking falling into people with a sword

and that's some super ninja shit so it's just like I really really enjoy the I've enjoyed both aspects of it because a lot of games I feel they try to do both but nothing has succeeded in where Ghost has and doing like both of them does. So the point that I'm going to buy

a director's cut. Even though it's not worth it, I'm going to buy it. I just feel like that game what other game is really try to put that much TLC into like here's Feudal Japan. It's always like tongue and cheeky stuff. Like we're doing it.

This is cool and everything. It's like I'm a big fan of the Samurai Warriors franchise, the hack and slash shit. Because it's like, oh, this is cool. Like it's kind of a thing. and then they're using historical characters and they're just doing fantasy shit with it. But that's usually what it is.

It's like samurai doom. Samurai War II. Yeah. Yeah. It's really cool. But like, yeah, Gosachima did put a lot of effort into it,

which I appreciate it. And it also just basically turned into like the Assassin's Creed game that everybody was like wanting for a really long time. Because I feel like, I feel like people have been saying like Assassins Creek Japan for like literally a decade now.

Oh, since the first one came out. Yeah. I remember when, Brotherhood came out and I loved Brotherhood But like I remember like When I finished Brotherhood

I was like man this is so good I love these characters It'd be cool to see one of these in Japan And then like that was like I think They're trying to spread out his lineage Because it's like Oh he's European

He's white He's European he's European Now we're in the Middle East We're heading there We're getting on the way there No no It was probably like 2011 or 2012 or something Is it not about the same bloodline anymore

No no well It started in the Middle East It did Yeah yeah Assassin's Creed 1 is in, I think, Jerusalem. His name's Altayir. Wait, sorry, in the Middle East? I thought the first...

No, two's in Italy, right? Two's in Italy. You're right, you're right. Now there are Vikings. You never know. I mean, it's literally... Look, it's everywhere. And as soon as the first one, because, like, oh, assassins.

Who were the original assassins like that with fucking hoods or with concealed with stealth? It was fucking ninjas. So, naturally, people are like, oh, man. eventually they're going to end up in fucking Japan like they have to and because of that they were just hipsters and like oh we're not going to do that because it's too obvious and why would you take that away from people?

Yeah well now they got it and it's probably the best version of it that you could like imagine they do like an Assassin's Creed Japan and it's like what they're doing now like it would be like nobody would like it I think I think it'd be just like a mess it's it's like it's unnecessary at this point it's it's a mona to be fair I haven't played Valhalla but you know I actually

I hear they're good It's just I don't know If you're This is what I've heard People People who are Diehard Assassin's Creed fans From back in the day

Hate the new ones Yeah But I think those people suck Because the old ones Were fun to an extent And then they got old quick Because they kept They were doing the fucking

Cash Cow thing Like Call of Duty They kept releasing them every year And so I'm like I fucking get it I don't care about This franchise anymore At a certain point

Like, Black Flag was the last one I had fun with the old mechanics. Because I'm like, oh, pirates and I'm fucking, I got mortars. I got cannons. I got fucking four guns on my jacket, dude. That was the coolest shit where you just had like four guns on you with two fucking swords. Like the hell, you can't beat that. It was dope. Anyway.

And then when they changed it up and stuff, it was completely different. But then they took like a lot of elements from a lot of RPGs that already exist. And then incorporated into it. I'm like, this is interesting. It's a fresh thingy. but I played Odyssey and I thought that was fun and then Was that Egypt, Odyssey? No, that was Greece.

The, what was the Egypt one called? I feel like there was an Egypt one. There was, it was before it. I just can't remember what it was called. Assassin's Creed origins. Origins. Oh, right, right, yeah, yeah. That's a terrible name for the Egypt one, by the way.

That could be anything. I guess it was because like, oh, this is the beginning. This was the true start of it or some shit. Yeah, I've been meaning, I have been meaning to like, because I don't know, like, I don't like, it's my job to have an opinion on video games because I do sacred symbols and I talk about them a lot. But I don't really play a lot of the stuff that I don't already just kind of want to play. And I keep, we keep talking, or Assassin's Creed keeps coming up. And my only frame of reference for them are these like really old ones that I, that I remember playing when I was like way younger.

So I've been thinking about like maybe I should just like pick one of these up and like play it for a little bit Give it give it a proper chance just because like I feel like I I feel like maybe I Maybe I would like it on the off chance. I have no idea Try a let me I can just quick like Why I liked Odyssey for example They they they had it wasn't it wasn't improved there was like still like naval battles which was it wasn't canaan so at first I was disappointed But it actually, it was, it was actually more fun to me with arrows and shit. It was actually, I was like, the naval combat was pretty cool.

The armor in, because I don't really give a fuck about it. Egypt's not going to have cool shit in there. Just sand. But like, you know what I mean? Like the Greek, like mythology and shit and all the armor they crafted. And they had fucking, like, Cyclops and, like, Centa. They had all this cool mythical shit that they still put the game. Huh?

You fought Cyclops and the shit in that game? Well, yeah. So there's, they have, like, in every Assassin's Creed game, they always have like some weird kind of mythical thing in there as well. Like, say, even in Black Flag, they have these legendary ships that, like, you know, Blackbeard, you know, they had stuff like that. It's not a part of the canon, but it's like something that you can do, like these awesome side quests and you get, like, rewards and shit. And same thing for Odyssey where you got to go into the labyrinth and find the Minotaur and shit like that. It was, like, hard as fuck battles. I actually had a lot of fun.

and what I liked about it, it was completely unrestricted. If you can get there on a ship, good luck because the fucking, you know, the Portuguese of the Spanish might bomb you to shit. Or fucking, it shows you the level of so much above where you shouldn't go there, but you can. And so I'll be there for a half hour trying to beat one guy that if he hits me once I'm dead. It was fun. I actually had a lot.

And then the RPG aspect was actually really good. Because they basically just took like, oh, let's just do what mass effect does. we're just going to have like some more dialogue not as fleshed out obviously they're not going to put that much time into it but it was enjoyable to where I'm like oh I'm making decisions that literally affect the outcome of the game which I didn't even know because I didn't know how the game I was just like oh you're just doing shit

and then something changed drastically and I played it twice and the ending was very different depending on my family who was at the end of the fucking shit or not I was like wow they actually put some fucking time into this game It was... Yeah. Yeah. They didn't do one...

Go ahead. No, yeah, maybe I'll give... What is it? Odyssey? Yeah, Odyssey was... I just enjoy it, because it looks gorgeous. The fucking... and I really like the armor and stuff. Like, it just... it looks amazing. I thought it looked really fucking good. Yeah, maybe I'll give it a shot.

I should update my actual knowledge on this fucking thing. Because it's just not going away now. Like, we just know that it's just... It's going into live service. Success starts with you. your drive, an American public university is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward. Whether you're changing careers, starting fresh, or pursuing a lifelong passion, our programs are designed for

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger.

and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

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And maybe, you know, maybe this is the right way, to go? I don't know. Like, you've seen... You've seen games, you know, develop and then kind of, uh, you know, step back. And like, yeah, yeah. So like, we'll see. But yeah. We got, uh, let's see, we got a couple more here. I love you, so at least someone says it to me,

even if I have to pay them. Whoa, geez. Uh, wrote in. Says, hello, uh, foghorn, leghorn. Speedy Gonzalez and LeBron James. I don't know. What? Am I Speedy Gonzalez? You have to be speedy. I don't even care.

Let's keep it going. What's next? How? Fago. Let's go. I say, fuck you. Oh, because the hair, because the hair. Is that it?

It must be, right? It must be. I'm trying to make it work. I'm just assumed because you're tall. Like, I don't know. All right. That was bad. And you like basketball, right?

Well, anyway, he says, I'm a long-time listener, first-time patron, so he just insulted him. Was wondering what TV, if any, you've been watching recently? I just started curb your enthusiasm for the first time, and I'm loving it. Love this podcast. Keep it. He says podcast, in quotes. Keep it up.

Thanks, man. What does that mean? What does that mean? You know what it means, guys. Come on, let's not play. Let's not play like we don't know. We don't get it. We are a podcast, okay?

Yeah, we got the mics. We got the... That's all you need. Yeah, that's... We got the you guys here listening? Yeah, man. The two elements. Curbure enthusiasm is great.

I envy being able to experience that for the first time again. That shit was wild. But I haven't really been watching... I've been watching old stuff that I haven't seen in a while. Like, I binged community over the break. So good. Fantastic. Yeah.

Yeah. Dude, community is way better than I remember it being. Like I remember being like a fun show and then like I watching it. It's like this is genuinely like out of just out of the it's so good. It's wild. It's wild how many people have been on. I can't think of a person hasn't been on there. It's insane.

Like so many people have been on that show. It's wild. That dude Matt Barry from IT crowd was on it and it's just like what the fuck? This is insane. Like fucking the director of Breaking Bad was on there dude. Yeah, Vince Gillian. More than once actually. What?

It's great, man. Oh, guys. Okay, so sorry to cut you guys off. Speaking of a... I know where this is going. I know what this is going. Speaking of... I know where this is going.

Community. The greatest thing ever in my life happened recently. I'm so fucking jealous, bro. I'm so jealous. I got Keith David to comment on one of my posts on Twitter, and I cried in my car. I cried. Yeah, I cried. When I was with my girlfriend, I was crying.

about it. He was fucking Keith David. That's my hero. It's upsetting. It's upsetting that like that happened and I'm like but I will say I'm also proud that it happened because of especially it pertained about somebody asking Keith David to come on the snark tank. That's right. Which was pretty fucking wild. That he responded

I don't do podcast. Fuck off son. He's like I typically don't do podcast because they don't do well. you know, we went over at the last few times. Was it, was it because they don't do well or is it because the audience? Oh, his audience doesn't watch it. That's right. His audience doesn't like watch that shit. I'm like, fuck you, man.

They make them watch it. They'll watch anything you fucking tell him to. One of the thing is that his audience wants him more or less in roles, you know. They like the actor Keith David opposed to like, they don't really cares about. If Keith David had a podcast, it would be one of the best podcast. It's purely listening to them. Us, we are fan or truly fans of him. If Keith David wrote a story about how the black experience is fake, I would read it.

I would read that. Do you understand how a heretic, like how fucking not okay that is? I would read it. I'd be like, yo, listen to his point before you guys got anything to say about it. The Negroes are an interesting kind. Dude, Keith David, so, so great. I'm happy that he, I'm happy that he. acknowledged our show

even if it was like very you know tangentially and very like kind of like on the periphery it's cool like at least we know now you know like all right well he it's not his it's not his scene but it's he said god bless you to me and I was like

because I told because I said much ago it was like dude this character's interaction is more than enough for a lifelong arbiter fan and he was like thank you for keeping me around so long God bless you and I was just like does instant hard dick man that's hard dick shit right there he said that and that's like you know how when you know how in like a video game when you finish the mission is like a book closes

and it moves away that was one of my goals in life is it's like you know what if i don't meet him at least i know that one day we interacted that's a memory in his head my me talking to him somewhere yeah yeah i'm perfect i'll definitely i'll i'll definitely at what because he goes to convention so I'll catch him at one eventually I just I have to do it because I do this all the time though people they'll go and I'm like oh I'll catch them eventually and then they stop and then and I ruined my chance to fucking meet though I want him to open a cameo man like I I would pay top dollar he would be overwhelmed though like if he opened a cameo dude think of how many voices he does he would be very overwhelmed he's on tic-tock my bro he'd be like hater he's on yeah but

But it's like, hey, he's on TikTok. Like, dude, get on Cameo. For the time that you're spending on TikTok, you can be on cameo making probably thousands of dollars in like an hour. I would easily pay him upwards of like $500. I agree. To just say, like, kill me or leave me, parasite, but do not waste my time with talk.

I would literally pay hundreds of dollars for that. I just want, I would just love him. Like, if we could get. Dude, listen, if Keith David had a cameo and we could get him to like, kind of like do something for the intro of our show, the song, the theme song to this show is gone. Like that is, I'm throwing that in the fucking garbage, okay? Like that, we are, it's exclusively always going to be Keith David's voice because that is, if we could get that, that is something I would never throw away. Yeah, he should do it. He should do.

I just want to give you, Keith, I just want to give you money. We love you. Look, look. Look, if he did that, that would be the final episode. That'd be it. Like, that's where we end. That's when you're like, well, the Snartank podcast has been a great venture. We've really appreciated it.

But at this moment, we realize that we can't get better in what we're doing. So out of respect and love for you guys, we're going to turn me out of here. So take care. But see, we said that, and I thought about that too. I'm like, what if he agreed we would have to in the podcast after that fucking episode? But he doesn't do podcast. He doesn't usually do it. You never know.

I'm hoping. It might be a blessing in there. We have to, I imagine if we started a campaign to get him on. No, no, no, don't do that.

Don't do that. I don't mean like starting like a real campaign. It's like a metaphorical, like say, a hypeness to be like, oh, we'd love you to come on. If enough people demanded him like,

like, dude, this podcast loves you and he came on. He'd probably be like, okay, this actually is. to my benefit. I just don't want to harass. I don't want people to harass Keith David in the coming out. It's not harassing, dude. Like, people, you don't understand celebrities like people fucking giving compliments to them. You're so awesome. Please go on this fucking thing that I really like. I get that, Derek. I get that. But I'm scared somehow he won't like it. And if Keith David doesn't like it, I don't want to know that I'm the reason why Keith David is bothering. He's responding to people that are so beneath him. He likes it. Okay. Beneath him. No, he is.

I have no problem saying that where I can't, I have no problem saying all of us are completely beneath him. I have no problem saying that. Like he's so, he's done so many prominent roles that mean so much to everybody. Like there is somebody on, if you walk down the street and be like, there is somebody that that person like really likes that. You keep David done a role. Oh, dude, you're that guy in fucking they live. Oh, you were in, like, just everything. It just goes back so fucking far.

He's done something that is a prominence to someone. He is, he's the greatest. He was even, he was even on that last season of community, and that was actually pretty good. I was, I was telling way too many people to fucking stop sleeping on that, because they're like, I don't fucking out to watch this Yahoo shit. And I'm like, I don't give a fuck, go watch it because it streamed on Yahoo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Failed during Netflix shit.

And I was like, dude, don't sleep on this. Actually, there's a picture on my Instagram. I fucking, I, because I was trying to hype it up. I took a screenshot of him and fucking, and, uh, what's her name, Bree? No, no, no, not Allison. No, I'm getting... Or Britta?

Yeah, Britta. So she's on the fucking trike. She's on that little fucking... She's on that little... What do you call it? Not a trike. Big Will. She's on the big wheel.

I don't know if you remember the season. I was like trying to hype it up because, I don't know. I really cared about the show. I was like, come on guys. You got to watch this shit. It's great. Like, it's really underrated.

Really underrated. Yeah, yeah. It's all streaming on Netflix now, so it's like super easy to watch. Yeah. And it does feel better it all being in one place. I remember like kind of not liking those seasons because I had

to go so many different places and it was just kind of like weird. But like as a cohesive thing, it actually is like a good show. Season four is terrible, but even season four is bad, but it's still enjoyable. It's pretty bad. But like the thing is it's like you're rewarded for watching it if you watch like five and six

because they do a lot of like kind of like throwbacks about like how like terrible that season was. And like even in the I think the last episode where like they're they're counting and like somebody says four and then Chang shits himself and he's like I farted during the fourth one it's an inside joke

it's just stuff like that that shows that shows a really good show but that's I haven't watched anything new really I can't think of anything that's caught my attention really like is there even any new TV happen like I don't even there's new TV all the time we just there's just too much of it so you don't pay attention to it we don't watch TV also that's the thing

yeah The problem is that at our age, what happened is that usually our parents, they were a bit older where they got sent to their routines where they just starts watching the only shows. You know, like, I only catch my show at seven, you know, like they go and they sit down at seven like them. They watch Wheel of Fortune of what you call it. But now since we have so much television at our fingers, we just watch the same shows we watch over and over and over again. Yeah. And it's becoming really bad that people, I don't explore. television well there's so much bad TV is the thing it's like no but there's

fine we don't find that if there's good because we watch the same things over and over again but dude think about think about all the bad like I don't know if you've seen this trailer for like it looks like it's like British family guy it's called the Prince or something we're like it is fucking abysmal man like and it's just it's that and it's that show that like Netflix made based off of the fucking Twitter account that like got picked up recently And you got like Paradise PD and like Brickleberry and like just all this like fucking terrible. I know.

But what I'm saying is like this is just like terrible and just like big mouth and just all this fucking garbage that like I can't. There's like say, like Amazon has some really good originals for example. There's nobody this no one checks them out because nobody's hyping them up. There's amazing shit on there. Since they started putting original shit on there And people have told me like Oh you gotta watch Manah High Pack Oh my God, I can't fucking talk

Man in the High Castle Yes, thank you Like I'm fucking about to have a seizure But just for example There's all these I've never seen Fargo or There's fuck what's that one show The

Not the Damn it's I can't remember that idiot's name there's this actor that Sasha Van Cohen No he's not I don't know why To me

He kind of looks like Rob Lowe to me But no it's not him Hold on There's this Netflix show No no no Ozark Ozark Oh Zarks

Oh Jason Bayvin Thank you Thank you Yeah so So Ozark We were like This show's fucking incredible It's amazing

I'll fucking get around to it late I just There's too much shit There's a lot of good shows Ozark I want season one of Ozark I didn't watch anything after that.

Ozark is pretty good. Barry is great also. Barry's hilarious. Barry's really good. Barry. Barry is Bill Hader. He plays like a, he's a hitman who like

wants to become an actor. It's like, it's such a good show. But he's like really crazy. He's like really fucking crazy. And it's hilarious seeing him in situations where he has to like try to use his acting skill

to like get out of the shit he's involved in. It's really, really, really good. It's him. Henry Winkler Fonzie. Oh nice. So it's like it's really What a weird show But like that's a great one

But it's like dude You have to dig through so much shit To find that stuff And even just like stuff that I know is good I'm just waiting for it to end So I can binge it Like I'm thinking like better call Saul and stuff Like we're like I know better call Saul is great

I know that's still on? Yeah It's still on? I thought that was gonna be like a fucking Two or three season thing Nah seven seasons of it bro What? And apparently

Seven is exaggerated. It's five seasons of it. Yeah, and I've heard it's like, it's because they take so long because like it takes like The seasons come out like I think a year and a half after one another So it's like it averages around like I can't believe this show still on Yeah And it's very good I remember it being very good

It's just they took so long to put out new episodes that I was just like I'll just wait for it to be done because like by the time a new season comes out I forgot everything that happened I watch ballers I was like the last show I watched recently and it was deceptively good like I was like holy shit the rock the show the show with the rock yeah he's like really acting I was like what the fuck's going on here people always gave him shit because he's a meathead but like dude he was the most charismatic in the fucking WWF like by far that's why he left that career yeah that's why he left

that career into being a proper actor like ballers is one of the few times other than pain and gain of course but one of the few times you see him like act for real and it's like and American Public University is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward. Whether you're changing careers, starting fresh, or pursuing a lifelong passion, our programs are designed for people who never stop.

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I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open.

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Yeah, because you're just choosing the fucking all roles that China just you know give him millions and millions of dollars it's like hey you're black but your skin's not black we'll give you money dude dude and then there's these shows like fucking sexy beasts you know yeah but those are the ones that always they spend the most on advertisement because they know it's shit but you can see you can see those from all away truth be told I know but it's not but the problem is that there's so there's so much that's garb it's so much that's garbage that you stop looking for the good.

Like everything's garbage. Well, I just feel like even if somebody told you every show that was amazing, critically acclaimed, you'd just be option paralysis. He was like, there's just too much shit. Like, I'm going to just go fucking play a video game that I'm familiar with. It's just easier. You don't have to think. Yeah, it's easy.

It's like, I'm just going to go. I don't got the energy. You know what I do? When I want to shut my brain off, I watch, I do two things. I fucking put on trash TV like TLC type stuff Like I put on like 90 day fiance or something

Yeah And then I put on a NBA 2K something And I literally don't have to think at all It's just I'm like this Some people are fighting and talking shit And it's hilarious

Because they're all you know They're all dumb So it's kind of funny that You know they're just If you're on one of those shows You know you're gullible and stupid So it's kind of funny to laugh at them And then

And then just basketball games. You don't have to think to play those games. There's no real, you know, a lot of people try to, like, act like, there's probably all these channels dedicated to 2K and shit. I'm like, you guys are all dumb. Like, there's no strategy of this shit. You just fucking, like, literally you just try to get it as per, the shot as perfect as possible.

And fucking, that's it. It puts the ball in the hoop. And I don't have to think. It's great. And, you know, and sometimes you have to shut your brain off. you know when you're not sleeping sometimes you're sleeping and I'm like you know I gotta take a break

just like fucking it used to be Skyrim I used to just fucking wander around Skyrim and not do anything I used to do that but I'm kind of enjoying just playing some basketball and fucking having the score

would be like 130 to like fucking 20 so just kill these people it's great there's almost nothing left for me to do in Skyrim in my Skyrim thing I have like six mission left. I've never, I usually, I avoid so many of them because I just end up killing a lot of people. Like, I'm like level 85 in Skyrim.

Like I'm such a high level. It's insane. And I'm at the point in a game where like, I just can't, I can't really have fun anymore. Yeah. You just got, I'm telling you, like, try to kill everyone that can possibly be killed in the game. That's a, that'll be fun. I promise you. Dude, I got really bored one time and I put the difficulty all the way up and I got killed by a dog in Riverwood.

I got killed by a dog. I had dragon scale armor on and a dog killed me. That doesn't even fucking, man. On a hard difficulty, a dog can kill you, dude. I got killed by the dog. I wish. I wish I had my original Skyrim file. It's just gone.

I can forget it. It was my, uh, the, where I feel. played it the most was on my 360 and obviously that that thing's fucking ancient history i didn't upload anything to like i didn't upload like a cloud save or any fucking or anything like that so it's just gone but i had like such a good i had such a good character man and like every time i play even though it's been so long like every time i start skyrim up again with the intention of like maybe i'll actually like have a consistent character running through this just because it's like easy to play and pretty digestible and kind of fun sometimes i still can't get out of my mind it's

damn I had such a good character exactly the way I wanted it and I'm just not gonna get it again and so I just like stop playing sucks yeah the cool thing is even on the consoles now You can you can you can just mod your character and just shape them maybe even to not just exactly the way your character was but even better I know I know I just I just I just I don't know It's also just because it's an old video game and I should be playing more new stuff in general just because I should be doing it. Still playing a fucking 2011 game, yeah. Bro, Skyrim is so fun.

It's, ah, man, I wish I could forget Skyrim. I wish I could honestly forget that game and play it again. Because I'd be like, what? I actually know, if I didn't put it in, I wouldn't like Dean as much as I do now. So I don't want to forget Skyrim. Because that was a gateway drug into everything I am now, pretty much. Yeah, yeah, good point, yeah. Anyway, we are, uh, it's about that time.

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