The Snark Tank - #80: Chris Hasn't Seen Movies

Episode Date: August 20, 2021

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Whoa there, fellows. Crazy. Welcome. Welcome to the Snark Tank podcast. It's me, Chris. And I'm here with Sweeney. Derek couldn't make it. Actually, some crazy shit.

I think... For real. Like, it's not even fake this time. Yeah. Something wild's happening, and he can't make it. That's all we could say. Yeah, yeah, we won't get too into it. But I'm pretty sure who's exposed to 10.

thousand liquid gallons of chlorine gas so he's getting his skin like you know put back onto his skeleton and he's gonna be a cyborg now he's not gonna be a regular dude so yeah we prepared to see fucking niggerborg derrick soon yeah he should be fine like uh we'll we'll figure we'll figure it out when we get uh it's sort of for next week but in the meantime it's gonna be just a Chris Reagan and Sween affair There's gonna be a lot of destiny A lot of nerd shit A lot of comic book stuff

So It's the Puerto Rican podcast today Yeah actually Yeah We own the place now We own the place There's so few of us Anywhere but New York

I know In Florida But we own the place I still can't believe Like one of the When I first got here One of the first interactions I had with a girl here

Was I've never seen one in person That's so great Well we're from We're from we're from the Bronx, New York. So, you know, we're, we're over exposed to Puerto Rican Americans. No, but it's just, like, I would never say that about, like, I don't know.

Oh, that's definitely like a little racist. Like, that's like a little like, whoa, I've never seen one of you guys. It was, it reminded me of when I first, when we first moved to Glendale. And I was like, I was thinking about it. And I was like, I don't think I've ever met an Armenian. There aren't very many Armenians in. New York from what I recall. They're in a city.

They're in a city, actually. There's a small community in New York City in Manhattan. There's like a good amount of Armenians over there. But they're not like the Armenians that are in Glendale. Right. Because like everything in New York, you just get swept away by the tide and you become a New Yorker more or less. You still hold your culture from wherever you are, but like you're more or less

from New York. So the Armenians you probably met, there are probably some Italians you met that were Armenian. Maybe. You just thought they were, you just thought they were something else. Yeah, that's possible. But what I'm saying is like I would never walk up to an Armenian in Glendale and be like, huh, I'm not sure I've met one of you before. Because you're taught manners when you were a little.

I was going to say that someone's face. Yeah. But anyway, this is the Snark Tank podcast. I want to open up with something that somebody wrote in with Connor King, because in the credits for the last episodes, we learned that there was another Connor King who challenged the other Conner King. who challenged the other Connor King do a fight or like some kind of fisticuff, some kind of melee or brouhaha might ensue. So Connor King wrote in,

Chris, please open the show by telling the other Connor King that I accept his challenge. So you guys, maybe do like a... This is getting wavy, guys. This is getting kind of crazy, you know? This kind of reminds me of like that whole... You remember that Facebook like...

The Evans? The Josh thing, I think. The Josh thing, that's what it was. We're all the Josh's faced off in like some park and then like some little child Josh one. Yeah, a kid, Josh, it's victorious. It's a good thing they didn't go with, like, any theming with that. Like, they didn't go, like, Drake's versus Josh's.

And then that picture would have been, like, super awkward. Well, you know, some people have foresight. Forsight is a real thing. Yeah. I definitely believe. Some people can, like, sense, like, this is going to age poorly. And then those Joshes knew to get away from all the drakes. There's no drakes.

No drakes. No more drakes. except for the one suspiciously texting Millie Bobby Brown when she's 14 years old anyway hey

I keep out of that hey listen I'm not saying anything I'm just recording a fact just a quick little thing that it should you know it's not necessarily important

but it should be noted we're moving soon like proper like this is in the next like episode or two. We might be in a different place.

We might be, I might be on the other side of the country. So just. They're coming up next week. We're going to let you guys know right now. Maybe next week or the week after we might not be able to do a cast. Maybe. Because there's moving happening. Me and my friend Joe are trying to secure a place right now.

And then Chris is heading back east. So we might have a bit of a hiccup. We want to let you guys know that as soon as possible. within the scheduling, but as soon as that's over with, we'll be right back on schedule with every weekly, daily, by-daily podcast, man. All right, let's calm down, no by-daily podcast. A podcast a day, dude. All right, well, he'll do that.

Podcast a day, every day a podcast, bro. But yeah, no, moving across. It might be like five-minute-long podcast every day. That would be so stupid. Oh, my God. But, yeah, so, I don't know, like, moving's always a bitch, so we appreciate. your guys' patience on that front. Come September though, everything should be fucking...

September should be smooth sailing like nobody's business. But... Anyway, that's really all I wanted to get into before we started. Let's start off on something. I don't know, did you see this Twitter thread that was like going around about this white woman cooking noodles? Did you not see this? No.

So there was this thing... By the way, not much has happened, but I'm sure tomorrow some quick crazy shit's going to happen and we're going to be like something kind of crazy happened not exactly but sort of wait what happened us pulling out of what you call it afghanistan ah that's kind of crazy but like not really that's not a big deal it is though it is but at the same time like so we yeah we did pull out of afghanistan and the taliban swooped in and immediately like immediately like literally within hours it was like you know what it reminded me of it's like that archetypal you know what it's like that archetype in like writing or like just like general storytelling of like the guy best friend who's

just kind of like there you know and then like America's like I'm done and then like immediately it's like yo I'm here yo what's up the guy gets dumped or a guy goes missing for a little bit and then the best friend swoops in and fucks the girl yeah yeah literally that it's insane yeah dude I think Kabul I think is how you pronounce it Kabul like the the place like the head of oh yeah I think it's Kabul. I don't know how to pronounce it, but the main, like, what are the capital of Afghanistan, whatever the fuck you want to call it, got swooped in immediately, like, I think within the runtime of like a standard sitcom episode, like within 22 minutes,

they were just already under Taliban control. It was like, it was fucking crazy. But that is crazy and that is happening. It's just a matter of just like... Fatigue with the whole situation? Has this been going on for 20 years? Yeah, like we should have left so, so much. long ago, so much longer ago, it's insane. And then people are like, look, I don't defend Biden ever,

really. Like, I don't like him. I think he sucks. But the idea that like, oh man, Biden really fucked this up. It's like, no, like the real fuck up is the fact that we were there for this long in the first place. Like, we could have pulled out at any point. And by the way, anytime that we would have pulled out in the last like 20 years, this would have happened anyway, because that government is a house of cards. Like, we were just literally. just, it was like, you know those Lego exhibits? Where they have like these big like, you know, intricately crafted things. They look really impressive.

And then like all the adults decided to stop working there. And they were like, ah, I'm not getting paid enough. I'm bored. I'm leaving. And then all the kids just went, what's that? And fucking just pulled it apart. Like pulled pork, bro. Like it's all gone. And I think they said something like this morning where like I, I read a headline said Taliban spokesperson says, which is, by the way, amazing that that's even a sentence. But Taliban spokesperson says they will institute.

Guarantee women rights. Yeah. Yes, good. Women rights under the limits of Islam. Within the bounds of Sharia law, they said. Oh, my God. Which is awesome. The simple fact, look, look, look, okay, look, look.

I am a sunshine and rainbows kind of guy. I think we should help when we need, when places need it, you know. But as a realist, looking at the Middle East, I don't think America has the resources to truly help that place. Especially in the current age, we just can't help them. We just, we can't. We have the resources to do pretty much anything. It's just we don't. And we, and the way that I always, the way that I always saw it was just like, if you want to go.

and like do nation building and like help other populations. That's really all well and cool. We don't do that though. We just sort of like going and fuck shit up. But even if we were to do that, actually like authentically try to help other countries and other populations in like third world countries or like countries that are war torn and ravaged and whatever,

we still have like so many homeless people here, you know, and like veterans here who aren't assisted. And just like, I think like some crazy. And like one in one. and dude like three and five people live paycheck to paycheck. And like, I think people don't have health care. Like we just don't. We don't have the time.

Yeah. To give a fuck about anywhere else right now. It's like, I hate that because I'm a foreigner by blood, you know? Like in my blood, I am a person whose family's not from the country of the US. They're not from the Americas, you know? So I get like how much America sending jobs and showing up and like doing whatever they're doing helps out, but we are heading towards a very bad situation really fast.

It's just for me, it's just you can't, if you got two broken legs, you can't carry somebody out of a burning building. You know, so it's exactly it's just get your own house in order, make sure you're healthy, make sure you're fucking doing what you need to do for your people, and then, even then, I would argue, still kind of focus on that. But if at that point you decide, all right, let's help. Fair enough, but we're not doing that. It's a waste of fucking time.

Like, the infrastructure of the United States is a fucking joke. It's hilarious. Bridges are just like falling like all the time. It's ridiculous. The roads are just broken and bashed and beat it in. Yeah. How you can't, bro, the venture of me trying to find on a, I'm not doing bad. I'm not doing amazing, but I'm not doing bad financially.

The venture of trying to find affordable housing for me, It's crazy, dude. Yeah, it's ridiculous. It's nuts, bro. In California, two-em apartment is like $2,700 a month. Yeah. That is stupid. That is not a sound amount of money.

But Sweeney, why don't you just live in Kansas? Oh, live in Kansas. Yeah, dude. I actually could. I'd have a girlfriend who's in California. That's the reason why I'm still here. I'd live in a Midwest and a heartbeat, actually. I don't think I could.

I could do very specific places. I could do maybe Montana, maybe Ash, New Shville, North Carolina. And like... I could do fucking... I could do Tennessee. I could do fucking... I could live in a city or a suburb any fucking way.

I wouldn't be caught dead in Tennessee. Like, I could not be caught dead. The problem is I grew up in New York and then I moved to California. And those are like the most United States states that there are really. Like that's, I think, like, when people think of a, like, first world America. That's usually what they think of. They think of, like, Los Angeles, like Hollywood. they think of like fucking, you know,

New York City and like Wall Street. They're not really thinking of like, I don't know, Main Street and like fucking Ohio or anything. Like for me is like I just, I've, I lived upstate New York and that's pretty much a suburb. That's like the suburb of suburbs.

So I could live anywhere. The thing is like upstate New York is, is that. Upstate New York is the Ohio is like Pennsylvania is And that's perfect. That's just livable. I hated it.

I am not a kid anymore. So like I can go do wherever. Like I'm no longer bound like I driver's license got you know cars I can get a car. Do you actually have a driver's license? I well I have one. I just don't own one. If that makes sense. I don't have my IDs.

How have you not gotten that? You lost. Hold on. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Kingston.

You lost your. ID a month and a half ago, I think? In June. You lost your fucking ID in June and you haven't gotten it replaced? It's fine. You're out of your mind. It's fine, dude. I'm chilling.

Am I dead yet? My God, yet is the key. Am I dead yet? They're not gonna kill me. How are you, how, wait, how have you been able to look for apartments with no ID? Password. Oh, your passport? I have a state ID.

I said have a state ID. Okay. I just don't have my proper. identification like it's not in my wall. You should get that. Someone runs up on me. Yeah. I'm gonna get fucked.

Yeah, that's a bad situation. I don't know. Like the way that I think about it is like I, I hated being in like the woods in a state that is particularly like urban, you know, that is like, hey, you know, like we're not that far from the city. And I still felt like completely isolated from civilization. It would be really rough. Like, I don't know if I could do it.

I'm fine. I'm fine, bro. I'm fine, bro. I'm fine, bro. What if... I don't get to shit? Would you live in like Hawaii? Yeah.

Yeah? You're surrounded by the ocean though. I can't in Hawaii. I thought you hated the ocean. I probably wouldn't want to because of the volcanoes. Hey, it's Jay Shetty from On Purpose. Check out the best of a moment we did, presented by eBay. Music has always been one of my teachers.

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They don't get tsunamis like that, but like it's probably, it can happen. It can easily have. It can happen. But like, you know, like, I don't want to be near volcanoes. When the big, when the big earthquake in L.A. happens, Hawaii's gone. Like, it's just. God Hawaii's up you know is it gonna go up Hawaii is up what do you mean yeah

California's here Hawaii California's like here and Hawaii's like here and then Japan's like there like down what like Hawaii's further from Hawaii's further up like it's more northern than California is that cannot be real it is how it is what do you mean it right like what you can look at like to look at the map of the world Hawaii is a little more northern than California is. Is it really? Yeah. Right.

It is. This is what every episode of us just together it turns into. It's just on Guku looking up shit. Yeah, Hawaii is slightly north. Slightly north compared to America. That's not what I'm seeing. It is. It's like south by a lot.

No way. The map I'm seeing says it's pretty fucking south. Right now I'm seeing... If you type like... globe map Hawaii. Oh no, no, you're right. You're definitely right. Yeah, like it's fucking...

You're definitely right. You're definitely right, yeah. Yeah, because like the Hawaii, I think is... It's not very far north. It's like, it's like, it's like, California's all right here. And Hawaii's like over, like, right over just to the side. Bro, Hawaii's like super south. Am I seeing...

This has to be Hawaii. What are you seeing? Yeah, it's like right. It's like the northern part of Mexico. And then you go to the left a bit. And that's Hawaii. Hawaii is parallel like as like with Cancun it looks like It's with Cancun is in Cancun south or southern Mexico

Look I can't this is gonna I'm having an aneurysm I think Look we don't know about geology yeah we're not we're not we're not learn Geology correctly yeah yeah we're not geographists Geographis whatever Let's start off with uh We just just get into questions, I guess. Because there's actually a lot. And I feel like they'll carry.

And like Afghanistan was really the big thing. Like I had some things. Like there's like some stupid threat about some lady getting mad about some white woman writing a book about noodles and like some games difficulty conversation that was like really annoying and really dumb. The game difficulty one is how do you actually feel about that though? Because I kind of agree there should be like I understand that people want easier games. but some games are difficult by nature, you know? Right. Like you're not going to get an easy Dark Souls

and that's not really a Dark Souls game, you know? Right. I think that there is... I don't think that you can force a game to be for you if it's not for you. Like if you're... Like, if I asked like, man, I wish Bungy would have made a halo

where you don't shoot. Like, well, then you just want a different... You just don't want to play that game then, and that's fine. Like, you don't have to. It's, there's plenty of other, there's so many video games now. And there will always continuously be more video games. You know what I mean? Like, every moment that you say this is the best time to play video games is true,

because time is linearly moving forward, and there are always more. So, like, to me, it's just like, just play something that you want to play. Like, I understand, like, the accessibility thing. Like, I think accessibility options are cool, like, you know, colorblind mode. and like, like, you know, I don't know. I agree. Yeah, and I think that's cool. And I think I appreciate games like Tomb Raider

that actually had like a... Tomb Raider actually like was one of the first instances of a game that I saw that had this, but like they had different difficulty sliders for exploration, combat, and puzzles. So you could slide puzzles all the way down if you just didn't give a shit about that nonsense, which I hate. I hate puzzles.

Unless it's like portal where that's the point, I hate... I hate playing like an uncharted game where I'm like going like exploring this ancient tomb. And then all of a sudden it's like these ancient people built a door that somehow moves with rocks. And it's like that's possible. That's not impossible, dude. I've never seen it. So that's not impossible.

You've never, you don't go. You don't go to archeoical digs and like, ah, let me go explore these things. They might exist. They don't. They don't. They don't. And here's how I know they don't. You know how I know they don't?

Because in order for those to work, that means that they had mechanisms that opened doors with like keys basically electronically without any electricity. Which would be way... It's not electronically. What are you doing? It's more or less like lever systems, like levers and pulleys and shit. And we've had those for fucking centuries, you know? If that was really possible, that would be the way every door opens because it's a lot. No.

And I mean more. Because those doors are fucking obsolete When we got doors and metal latches That just simply do the trick I don't know like you know Like oh I don't know what a temple I can't even I've seen like Chechnisa Like the time one of the Mexican temples

And like even seeing that I'm like I don't understand how to fuck people built this Like I don't get it There's no temple that exists where like you shine You take like ooh the light is coming The light is coming in that's what I'm talking about though Like this is like ridiculous puzzle design That just like takes me out of it entirely

because I'm like, oh, this is clearly, like, that is the point where it just becomes like, oh, a video game designer made this. And it's just so, it's like when, it's like when you play a third person shooter and you walk into a big room and there's a bunch of chest high walls. It's like, oh, I'm going to fight things in here. Yeah. We were actually talking about this kind of like recently. Like we were, because I'm playing a plague tale right now on PlayStation. And I walked into this like conversational space where like it was just like narrative stuff like characters talking. And then I noticed two body bags that are usually used to feed rats.

And I'm like, oh, that's there. And I know that's there. So I know that this is going to be a combat encounter. So I'm like kind of like not really paying attention to the story because I know it's just going to get interrupted any second. I agree. And well, I can still pay attention to it. But I just like, how to explain? When we play games, we play games in this.

We play games to beat the game sometimes. and that's problematic. That turns into a problematic way of focusing on games. Because, like, while I'm playing, like, I streamed me playing like Baldur's Gay and shit like that. And people are like, wow, sweet. You're like, this is Sophia Bush from Work in Progress with Sophia Bush. Check out this special moment we did on our show presented by eBay.

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For like you walk in like There's a bunch of chess high bags Wow, this is a corner This seems like a place where you take cover This seems like a place where you'd like draw people That's not exactly high supposed to view games Right But it's hard once you've done that forever

Once you've played Destiny trials For fucking years And like you go on Halo like competitive It's hard to snap your brain out of like, I know exactly what the fuck I'm doing, and I know what I'm doing here. Yeah, there are some games that do like, honestly, like actually, to be real, I think the

last of us two actually did a good job of, like, having, like, those rooms with chest high walls without it actually feeling like, oh, it's, this is like meant for combat, because they did a good job of making the places feel, like, actually like, the way they might be. So that's something that I would,

like, I hate that game, mostly. But, like, I would say, like, ah, you know, it's pretty solid, like, design like combat spaces and like arenas. I guess. I personally I'm not saying, I'm not saying I'm not saying it was fun. I'm not saying I had a beautiful time

but I there were moments where I was like oh I didn't expect this to be a combat arena you know and I was like I appreciated that because that's actually hard to do. That game makes me really mad so I don't know. But it just took too damn long but dude yeah like if you're if you're asking for like

easy modes in like Sekiro or like Dark Souls or something like I just don't that's not meant for you. Like, there's not even really any story there that would be like, that would shine brighter in the absence of challenge. Yeah, that's just not one of those things, you know. You're not playing Sekaro for like, oh, super cool encounters where I really like the characters I mean, like, nah, bro, you're playing, you're playing a Souls game to see, like, how good

you are at, like, learning mechanics on a fly or how good you are getting beat the fuck up. You know, like, you're not really doing that for just really cool encounters. Like Red Dead, I guess Red Dead is one of those games where I could deserve an easy mode because it's such a long narrative. Or like Witcher maybe. Yeah, but that's the thing that those games do. That's what I'm saying. It's like, it's kind of confusing because like a lot of the games that like people are talking about, like things. It's like, I just want a cool story.

And it's like most games with cool stories have easy modes. Like I can't think of one that I honestly can't think of one that doesn't. Like the only games that I could think of that don't have easy modes are games like Dark Souls or like games that are like supposed to be inherently changed. challenging that have no stories and whatever stories are there they're like you could just get like it's it's like background lore that you would be reading about even in the game anyway you know like so yeah you don't it's not that's not why you're there those aren't the kind of games where you're there for like that you're there for just like you're to beat this shit out of something you know like just go there yeah like I play the Witcher on easy because I think that games I think that game plays

like garbage like that the combat in that game is fucking atrocious and if feels disgusting to me. I think Witcher is complimented by like the Witcher gameplay is so heavily complimented by the game of Witcher so I don't mind it like I just don't mind playing that game ever like because I like playing Witcher I understand I understand what you mean but it's like it does play like mud when my brain is snapped out of me being absorbed and engrossing it right like then once I'm engrossed and I'm like I don't mind whatever's happening is it's great Like, if you're not, if you're, if you don't care about the story, there's literally no reason to play the Witcher. Like, it's, it's, it doesn't play well enough to justify just a purely like gameplay focused experience.

So like to me, I was just like, I like, I like these characters that like this story. I'm not willing to put up with this like annoying combat and like die and like, respawn like a mile away and just like, I'm fine just like cutting through everything. And like, it's, it's no big deal for me. But so I get the desire to like kind of like want to chill. with like a good story every now and again, but like I really don't see the lack of easy modes. Like, I don't know what you're like,

like Halo has an easy mode. Like, Doom Eternal has an easy mode. Like, what games? Yeah, all these games do. Doom Eternal will make fun of you.

Because I think, I don't even remember it. I think easy mode in Doom Eternal is like, I think it's called like pussy or something. Like, something like that. Fucking Kevin. Kevin mode?

Because what's the name of the game that has a Kevin mode? Is it, um, oh my God, I know what you're talking? talking about. Is it killer instinct? No, no, no. Oh, what the fuck is that? Is it killer? I think it is. It's like you do the hardest and then the last mode is Kevin because he's one of the guys that worked on the game and he's really fucking good. This hardest mo was like Kevin or like it was a really

random name. And it's like this guy is you better watch out for Kevin. He plays no games. Oh, okay. So the difficulty levels in Doom Eternal is like the first one is the easiest one is like I'm too young to die. brand new FPS player you've never played Doom before this is a good place to start enemies attack less often you know what I think is a good middle ground I think every game should have as a generic cheat code they should have God mode because sometimes it is kind of fun to just like fuck around and shit and that was fun that wasn't everything back in the day and it was like kind of neat and I it's kind of sad there was there was

God modes in games dude it was there was God mode in like Grand Theft Auto there was God mode in like destroy all humans. It was God mode in a lot of things. Like just the idea of it's like, ah, you're just fucking invincible. Unlimited ammo. Like the bandana. You know, you're not... Stuff like that. I think is like fun. But like, I don't think necessarily that every game needs an easy mode.

Like, what's an easy mode in like... Is there even a difficulty mode for like telltale games? I can't imagine that there is. No. No, they're not hard games. That's why. Right. I don't know. Games. You don't play telltales and be like, oh my God, I can't get through this encounter.

I can't fucking... Even I fuck up, but I'm like, for the most part, it's really not that hard. Yeah. Anyway, let's move on to some general questions. Move on to some questions. Let's start with some fucking video game stuff. Let's talk about video games. Let's talk about some video games since that's what we're doing.

Actually, you know what? No, yeah, we'll keep going. Mike Childs wrote in. Mike Childs. Mike Childs. I don't, I'm not going to make fun of your name because that very well could be your real name. But that's like a, I don't know, Childs is always, I like that word, Childs. It's like funny.

It's better than children, I think. I like Children's. Children's? Yeah. What's that fucking TikTok we were watching the other day? It's like, I hope. I hope the one comes out this force and comes fucks me. That's just so fucking stupid.

Comes fucks me. I love it. I hope the one comes out this ominous miss and comes fucks me. Mike Childs wrote. He says, hey, you trio of moral, moral derived fucking. I think I don't know that's not grammatically accurate I think it would be morally derived depraved I think is what you meant but he says what are your what are some of your favorite maps in multiplayer games because some of mine would be

Caesar Shanghai in Battlefield 4 ballroom blitz and but in Battlefield 1 I actually don't remember I remember Caesar sang hi only because that was like that was the battlefield format that like everybody all the clips are from let's you when the when the buildings falling down and like I think everybody's seen that if they they're even really familiar but like I don't I don't play battlefield at all, but I do remember that, man. Yeah, exactly. I remember that map.

I've definitely seen it and been like, yo, this is kind of cool. You don't strike me. You don't strike me to somebody who has, like, favorite maps, really. Who me? Yeah. I have a ton of favorite maps, dude. Like in Destiny, like, can you remember any of it? Because I actually can't remember the names of any of the Destiny maps, which is kind of like a standard.

I love Bannerfall on Destiny. I like the anomaly a lot. I'm a big fan of, uh, is it, what is it, I think it's called? I think it's called, uh, Exit is blue. Then there's the, uh, I think you're right. There's one more map I like, but I keep forgetting. It's the, it's the Mars, not Marr, is it the Mars?

Is it the Mars under city map? I think that's the one I'm blanking on, but I love that map too. There's quite a few I like in Destiny. Yeah. And then obviously there's like, when I played Overwatch, I like the, um, I thought that grease. Oh, Valhalla. Obviously. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Obviously, it's a classic map. Then there's... Man. Yeah, this could be a long list. I'm gonna keep it simple and say, like, most of my favorite maps in anything are probably from Halo 2,

because that has, like, some insane... Like, I think the best multiplayer maps in, like, anything, like, is just sitting in that game, and it's hilarious because the game's broken. But I think, like, turf and waterworks, and, like, even in Halo 3, like, a last resort with the big fan in the middle. I think that's just like a really iconic, like...

Classic. It just feels nice to be in that space. Like, just the color palette and everything, just like the beach. It was like the closest I got to a vacation for a long time. It was just like loading up that map. It's like, it's like I'm there! That's so fucking hilarious. It's really sad.

But, yeah, I think I would say... It's really sad. I would say those. I love Valala a lot, though. That's like very much so one of my favorite maps. Val Hall is a good one. That was just every big team map ever. always that and then you'd fucking, you'd be the one kid, like, I'm gonna launch on the

fucking thing and I'm gonna go to the other side and fuck them up and then you die in here. Yeah, yeah. That's a very classic. That's a classic little experience. Like I'm gonna fucking get them. You're dead-assie. I'm gonna fucking get him. Nikki Ziggy wrote in says, hello, Rowdy Rough Boys.

My question is mainly for Sweeney, as this is about Marvel, but all can chime in. Marvel has started introducing a lot of lesser-known characters, and I'm personally thrilled about it, especially Taskmaster getting some more screen time and hopefully better character than in Black Widow. I didn't even see Black Widow. So my question is, where do you think the Marvel franchise is going and how do you feel about it?

I think it's going in a good direction. They're finally starting to slightly break the whole This is Sophia Bush from Work in Progress with Sophia Bush. Check out this special moment we did on our show, presented by eBay. When I was living in Chicago, I took part in my first ever giant charity sale,

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guardians kind of. Everything was like, kind of, oh, this is like guardians. This is like a guardian's interaction. This is like a guardian thing. And I was kind of like, I like Guardians of the Galaxy a lot. But I got sick of how buddy copy everything was. Yeah. So I'm excited that they're going their own way.

They're going to hopefully add some more obscure characters like adding, Moon Knight. Yeah. Who's a literal psychopath. He's really cool. The Loki show did a lot of cool things I thought as well. Falcon and Winter Soldier was still very much so like on a lines of veins of Captain America, but it was like it was just more slightly more commentary on the characters

of Bucky and Sam. So I enjoyed that. And then what if is really cool so far. So I think it's going to end up in a pretty good place. Yeah. You just have to slow it down. Like there's just too much Marvel stuff comes out at once. And that becomes really draining for people.

So people can't have time. time to like, all right, decompress. And let's send us. Because right now, Shane Chee's coming out, then Eternal is coming out, and then Spider-Bet's coming on a span of four months. That's a lot. That's a lot of stuff. So they should probably just, you know, pace themselves.

Plus, they have the fantastic Ford X men on the way. So I can't wait for that. Yeah. I'm super excited. I got so overloaded with it. I think after end game, I was like, oh, I got a good conclusion out of this. That's kind of nice. And then I remember, like, after end game, I was just like, I think I'm done.

Like, I just, I don't know. Like, I'll pop in every night. now and again. Like, I'm sure, like, there will be an episode of that what-if show that's interesting. I'm sure they'll be, like, uh, fucking, I'm sure I'm going to watch Spider-Man. Yeah. Because I just, I have to. Well, think of it, end game.

And that year, four other movies came out, bro. What do you mean? Like, four other Marvel movies? Yeah. Really? What came out during endgame? It was Captain Marvel. Captain Marvel, Ant-Man, Black Panther, then endgame.

Oh, shit. Yeah, you're right. No, and then Infinity War. And then after Infinity War a year later, no, wait, no, did, did something happen between Infinity War and in game? No, right? Ant Man, I think. Was it Ant Man? Really?

Yeah, right? Because at the end of Ant Man, they all get snapped. Okay, so then Ant Man was before that. So I before that was Ant Man. Was Captain Marvel between that also? I think so. The timeline is like confusing to me. Like, I don't know.

And this is exactly what I'm talking about. Like, there's so many. And it's just at a certain point, I'm like, I'm tuning in for the things that I, I think I might be interested in. Spider-Man, I'm always going to have a default interest in. I'm going to see anything Spider-Man related, no matter what it is. I've just accepted that. It's kind of like I'm a Spider-Man fan more than I am a Marvel fan.

And in the same way that I'm more of a, like, I'm more of a Halo fan than I am an Xbox fan, you know? Like, it's the same kind of... I would say the same thing. Like, I'm a Marvel fan a lot, but I am a die-hard Spider-Man fan, period. So even when I'm done with Marvel, I will watch anything I Spider-Man's in. Like, I even like Spider-Man, Amazing Spider-Man, too, even though it's bad. I know it's bad, but I still like it. It's Spider-Man.

Yeah. I saw Webb's and he had a red and blue costume off for a little bit. I had to- I was fine with it. I had to- I had to- I had to get over that, though. I had to, like, because I remember watching the Amazing Spider-Man, too,

and thinking, like, that was fun and thinking it was cool. And I was like, ah, it's like a bad movie, but like, ah, it's like, it's a good costume. That costume's not good, bro. It is, it is good. The Amazing Spider-Man, too? What do you mean? That was like the only thing people liked about it. Chris, that costume is hideous, bro.

The Amazing Spider-Man 2? Yo, I hate that costume, bro. I hate it. I hate it. You like the first one? I don't like it at all. I don't like those costumes at all. He has fucking blue fingers.

What are you talking about? The Amazing Spider-Man 2 with Andrew Garfield? The Amazing Spider-Man 2 doesn't have the blue fingers. He doesn't the first one have the blue fingers? You're thinking of the first costume. Did they change? This costume in a second one, really? Yeah, that was the only thing people liked.

They changed his costume that much. I didn't even notice. Yeah, it's because it looks exactly like the drawing now. Like in the new, like it, if you Google Amazing Spider-Man 2, Google Amazing Spider-Man too, you'll see. Like, the first costume was disgusting with the blue fingers and like the fucking shoes. And the fucking colored lenses. Yeah, like the sepia tone lenses.

I hated that shit. No, but Amazing Spider-Man 2 has like a, I think it's a really good costume. actually. I'm surprised you don't remember that. I don't remember it. Because it's just the costume. It's just... Oh shit, it's a regular costume. Yeah, it's just the normal, it's just the normal costume. There's some shots where it looks like shit, but like, I like the eyes, like that they're finally big and like, you know, they got that... It's too, they got the Ditko curve. It's very Ramey reminiscent. It is, but not a huge fan of the Ramey costume. But it is, it is better than the other one

because it was discussed. The other one was disgusting. I mean, there's only so many live action Spider-Man costumes that you know what I mean? Like this, there's only so much like even even fucking what's his face Oh my god Tom Hollins is like CG most of the time So like

That's true I don't know But like I don't know I thought this was a good costume That first one is disgusting though Like actually But I'm gonna tune in for Spider-Man I'm gonna tune in for Doctor Strange because it's directed by Sam Ramey

And I'm excited at that That idea I hope it's a Ramey movie and not just another... Because like you said with like the whole Guardians of the Galaxy thing thing, like the whole reason Guardians the Galaxy was cool was that it was refreshing

and kind of new. And Gunn got to do what he wanted for the most those characters weren't big, you know? Right, yeah. I'm sure they had like some oversight because, you know, it's still a Marvel movie. But like, I mean, for the most part, like that type of interaction

wasn't super common. And after it, it just... It was everything. It's not that that's like a bad style. It's just... When that style... for being unique and then it gets pushed into everything it makes that style kind of annoying yeah because i like i like the movies i do like them i didn't like how everything became

sort of like that those movies yeah it just felt really weird how like everything was a sort of like like the exact same vibe exact same feel i think it's i think it's kind of why suicide squad is so fun is because like in the dc space that's not a common thing like to see like it's been a long time since I've seen a fun DC movie. Like, actually. That's true. I didn't see Shazam in fairness. Like, I heard that was fun, but like...

It was a pretty fun movie. Just the idea of just, like, that type of... I think I have, like, an inherent bias against those types of superheroes. Where I just hate them. Like, the tights. I hate tights and capes. Like, as a unit. Like, I just think they're just, like, the worst fucking thing.

For me, those are what superheroes are, exactly. Like, that's our typical superhero, like, tights and cape. Like, Spider-Man is, even though he's... not, he's more of like a new age hero in my mind. I guess in a sense, even though he's like still a tights jumping around, but he was just like, he was the generation after them where he was like, oh, this character is just wearing, he has no cape, he's just wearing a costume. What's kind of amazing to me about Spider-Man is that he has remained in tights forever. Yeah. Like usually most superheroes in like recent adaptations on film or in live action,

usually they have like some kind of build up to their costume. It's usually like, okay, well, that, that, the X-Men used to wear tights, but now it's like a jumpsuit with like, you know, leather straps or something. And it's like, oh, Iron Man's, well, Iron Man's always been Iron Man, but like, you know, just this idea of like technifying everything. But Spider-Man's design is so good that he can still remain in fucking spandex and still look awesome. That is one of the coolest things about Spider-Man to me is that he refuses. He's been like that. He's been like that for years. But it's just amazing that they, that it translates well still.

Like that's kind of a sound- Have you seen a new Miles costume? No. Does it look like shit? They massacred my boy, man. Oh, what is it? Miles Morales. Costume.

20-21. Bro, they massacred him, bro. What do you mean? Massacre him. What am I seeing? Looking for the one where he's like wearing a sweatpants. and shit. Oh. It looks so bad, bro. Oh. Oh, weird. Well, isn't that like his Spider-Verse costume kind of? Bro, it looks so bad. He had the best... First of all, I don't like the Spider-Verse costume.

I liked it in a... I like the costume where he drew the spider on his chest. Yeah. He literally took a Spider-Man costume and he painted it red and black. I like that. I did not like the whole like him wearing fucking Nike's, him wearing like fucking Air Forces with a hoodie on. It just felt gross to me. I don't know. I like the hoodie on the shorts. I think it looks good. You like it? Yeah, yeah. It's not my favorite Spider-Man

it's not even my top 20th's favorite Spider-Man costume. He looks so much better with his, because his, I think he has the best Spider-Man costume. It's just black. Just the black types. It's black and red. It's black and red, and it looks nice, you know? Like, I think the best costumes, obviously the classic and then like the black

costume. Those are like the best ones. to me. I don't know. Like, I think, uh, I think Miles' normal costume looks like super generic, because it just looks like a Spider-Man clone. It just looks like a- I love it. It looks like a Spider-Man OC. Whereas like, I don't know, like, I like the shorts and the hoodie. I think it looked, I think it has personality to it. I hate it. It reminds me of like, uh, quick change, Peter, like when he, when he, he would have to like, I always love those costumes in the video games where you could play as like Spider-Man in jeans and like he's got the mask on and like he's got only the shirt part on, but it's like under like a long sleeve.

It's, yeah. Because that is to me how I would imagine like a, like if a kid got bit by like, if a kid got powers like that, that's the costume that he would have probably. It would just be like normal clothes and his face would be hidden. It would just, it wouldn't be like this like sewn spandex.

I think, well, I think at the time it would have been like when they first were doing that shit, obviously that would have been like, oh, this guy's going to make like a proper costume to sort of look like a superhero. But I like, I actually really like, in the Spider-Man game, when you play as Miles in the very beginning, how he has like the winter costume on. And this is a Spider-Man mask and him like wearing like sort of street clothes. Because that's fine.

But I don't like him having a costume on over, like street clothes over the costume and some of the costume visible. That just looks kind of dumb to me. Or like when Tom Holland and his movie, when he had the Spider-Man costume and it was kind of just like a bunch of sweat clothes, like a jogging suit. No, that's like, that looked nice Like, oh, that's how a modern costume would probably look Oh, I'm seeing, I'm seeing the sweatpants thing You're talking about, it's like red He's got like a sweatshirt and like a weird mask

Yeah, it looks That's not a great, yeah They murdered my boy, man He just looks like Nico Bellic He just looks like fucking Grand The Theta Theta 4 like jumpsuit guy Niko Lai, fucking Kazum, let's go bowling, cousin.

That's a rough one, yeah, I'm not a fan of that. I don't like it, man. I don't know, like it, man. Like, I kind of like Miles' suit, but fair enough. That's not an unreasonable opinion. Jimmy the outrageous scoundrel and America's favorite wizard wrote in. He says, Bonjour, you bam squabbling baffle gabbers?

Oh, that sounds like a... That sounds like it's a contender for like... That's close. Yeah, it's a contender for a fake slur for sure. But he says, I'm a first-time patron. but I've been a fan of the show since the Zach episode, so that's episode zero. That's the first beginning.

The first. Perfect. So happy to be finally huck and some shuckles your way. My question is about the Big Apple, New York City. Sorry, Derek. You don't have to apologize because he's not here because I tailored these questions for this episode specifically. And he says, despite living in Pennsylvania,

I've never once stepped foot in the state of New York, but I plan on visiting New York City for my 17th birthday coming up in September. Thing is, I find myself overwhelmed trying to plan this trip. I don't know where I'd start with deciding which boroughs and neighborhoods to spend time which restaurants are stopped at. I live in the middle of butt-fuck nowhere in a rural area of outside of southeast Pennsylvania. So the closest thing I've seen to bright lights of Times Square

is moonlight reflecting on cows grazing at night. And Koppelmatic rode in with a very similar thing where he's planning a trip to Manhattan as well or New York City proper. And so first of all... This is Sophia Bush from Workin Progress with Sophia Bush. Check out this special moment we did on our show presented

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You know what I mean? Like if you're like over 21 I would have a lot more to offer you But I mean there's like stuff There's like the museum There's like There's some places The Met is one of the coolest place ever

Like I love the Met That's like my favorite Yeah That's probably my favorite place to be in Like if I'm going to visit here I want to see something I'll go to the Met That's a cool one

There's also Central Park is cool All of Times Square is pretty cool If you've never been in a place like that I would definitely recommend if you've never been to Times Square Go to Times Square at night just once to see how fucking mind-blowing that shit is Because when I first saw Times Square at night I could I got I think I had like a panic attack because I thought it was daytime and I didn't realize Because it's so it is so unbelievably bright

It's in Times Square at At midnight that it's fucking astounding and I think it is worth seeing, but you don't have to go there ever again. There's, like, really nothing there. Yeah, Times Square is, like, not the place to be. Like, if you're going to be, if you're going to get robbed somewhere in Manhattan and you're not in, like, Hell's Kitchen, Harlem, your Times Square is the place to be at night. Like, go there, see what you're going to see.

Get in a car, get away from there. It's not the place. You'll get robbed by, like, a pack of little kids, like little British kids, too. But, yeah, I don't know. You can see, like, a... Broadway shows are kind of fun. I'm not really into musicals, but like there is some kind of, there, there is something about, like, a Broadway proper play that's kind of fun. But the MET is cool.

The Natural History Museum is also cool for the spectacle of it, although it's like a bit, it's a bit of a maze. I always find myself having a hard time to get myself out of that fucking building. And I don't know, just like get pizza pretty much anywhere. Pretty much anywhere is a safe bet. I would recommend Joe's pizza, but that's literally just a preference. And that's in, uh, really good. that's in that's around Union Square on like East 14th something like that so like if you're around there check it out the parks are nice like Washington Square's fountain and

the big archway like there's there are things to see and there are things to do but like over 21 is when I can say like all right go to the speak easy that's like hidden under this fucking sushi sushi restaurant and then like the passcode is like fucking kill your mom or whatever the fuck you know like that's it's it's shit like that that I think is like the most interesting part about that area in general. Don't go into Brooklyn. Don't go into Brooklyn. And stay away from the Bronx if you can.

There's no reason to go to the Bronx. The Bronx is much better now. But like people go, like unless you're going for, because me being a New York Denison, I go to the Bronx because I know the Bronx of the back of my hand. So I'm going there to go to a very particular place on like a hundred and seven street

and then like freaking like Grandview where they sell amazing like, Spanish chicken and rice and beans. Yeah, yeah. And stuff like that. But if you're going to New York, you're usually going to go visit, like, the sites. So New York, the Bronx has the Bronx Zoo, Pelham, Pelham Bay Park. Then they have the Yankee Stadium.

Those are the three, like, allures of the Bronx. Then Brooklyn has Coney Island, and then it has Brooklyn College. And then it has, I don't know what else is in Brooklyn. Here's the thing. The issue, the issue. with Brooklyn is that Brooklyn has Coney Island Fair and I bet you're going on is fun

it's like a nice little place but like most of Brooklyn is just not entertaining there's not really anything there they do have the best pizza which is unfortunate but at the same time it's the best pizza by like only a little bit because every other place has like pretty amazing stuff as well

so like I would say like the 30 minutes that you're going to have to travel outside of Manhattan to get a good slice of pizza in the Bronx doesn't necessarily equate to the value of the jump in quality. So, like, if you've heard, like, oh, Brooklyn has the best pizza, that's true, but it's like, you're still going to get amazing pizza in the city anywhere you go.

Like, even in fucking Yonkers, you'll get amazing pizza. Don't go to Yonkers also. Even upstate New York do get good pizza. Yeah. That's crazy. Like, where we grew up was a, there's a chain restaurant called Jocamo's in upstate New York that sells insanely good pizza, and it's a chain

restaurant. Yeah. That doesn't make sense. It's like great. Yeah. I love it. Like when I get Jack and Moles, I get excited. I get giddy because it tastes so good.

They know how to make it. Like, I don't know what it is. Is this the New York, the New York style of making pizza? Like, I don't hold a New York as like a pinnacle of the world like some people do. But like New York's pizza is better, you know? We have better pizza. We have better bagels. That's just a culture of making those things there.

But yeah. I would say a main thing just like trying to look for some good food, which there's always like, It's a pretty safe bet Like when you're in New York That you're going to be eating at a place That's pretty fucking good Like that's one of the best things about it, I think

And it's super cheap there too You can get like really great pizza For like a dollar from like three angry Arabs In like some in like some hole in the wall Off of some random street There's one that's like really good Yeah walking out 42nd and you'll just be like Oh right across the street from the giant

The Big Apple pizza The comic bookstore Go across the street and you'll get a dollar pizza And it's just pretty good like amazing. It's amazing. It's just, this,

this, the nature of the place. That dollar pizza will be better than anything you've had. Anywhere else. Anywhere else. Maybe Pennsylvania is, maybe Pennsylvania is close enough

that there's probably like some good pizza there, I would imagine. But still, I would say it's all about the food. And, uh, let's move on.

Let's get some fucking other questions. Chazin Tom Rodin. He says, hello, my three extremely well-endowed gentlemen. When does a character cross the line from unlikable yet well written to just badly written and also unlikable or vice versa uh examples would be good too like for me uh is amber from invincible specifically the

i know you have power shit i liked her before that and other is cora i like her type of character way better than angs angs is a pussy sorry sweeney but her show is also so hit and miss that i can't bring myself to place her above him uh that amber thing was wild that was this weird and i don't know For Invincible, by the way, you can skip ahead a little bit, but... Yeah. The scene where, like, Amber finds out, or not finds out, reveals that she's known that he's had those powers and is still mad. Is insane. It's actually the dumbest, one of the dumbest character decisions I've ever seen implemented in anything.

And it actually, like, I think that scene tanked the rest of the show for me. Because, like, I liked that show quite, like, I enjoyed it. But that scene really was like, that is so dumb and irredeemably obtuse that I just, I can't bring myself to care about this character anymore. It was, it was just unbelievable, you know? It was just like, what? Yeah. It is the most unrealistic thing to happen in that show. And there are superheroes and aliens invading.

And like children who become monster. and get younger every time. You know, like, that show is so full of high concept, insane, like, off-the-wall bullshit. And that was the least believable thing to me, was the fact that she was still mad, even though she knew he had powers. I couldn't fucking believe that.

But that bothered me. I was like, oh, okay. So you know? It was just one of those weird, like, it was just didn't, I couldn't put my finger on why they made her do that. Because it doesn't make sense. It doesn't make sense. Because in a comic book they based it off of, she finds out and she's like, well, you have powers.

Okay, I get that. This is strange now, but I'm your girlfriend. But in that, it's just like I knew and I'm mad. Even though he like saved your life like a few minutes beforehand and you knew why he wasn't there because he was saving lives because he's a super person. That's the frustrating. That is the frustrating part of it is that like, she's mad because he ditched them in the middle of like some super villain fight

right that's literally what the impetus for the conversation was that's why it's why it all like it started right right so like she he ditched them to go change into a superhero outfit and save them and then she's mad at him for ditching them no she's mad at him because he didn't tell her right but the thing is like that's like really that's like

being like not to the same degree but it's like being mad at someone for not telling they've been sexually assaulted or like something that's serious that's like a heavy like that's weight there's weight to that situation you know like you can just go around telling each and everybody like hey

my dad's Omni Man and I'm invincible and I have superpowers because then that just makes things weird but she got mad I just I just don't There's, look, there are certain characters with a lot of flaws that I really like, you know, I really like, like, like, Vegeta, for instance. He's like this big, hot-headed asshole who always gets people in trouble. He always puts himself first. He's an asshole. But he, everything that he does, even though, like, a lot of it is, like, dumb, I understand why he's doing it because his character reflects, like, why he would do these things. Amber, it was fine. The whole, the whole, the whole, the whole,

the entirety of the show and then all of a sudden just pulls this random shit out of nowhere and that's to me the second the character makes a decision that not only that I couldn't relate to but that I also couldn't imagine the character relating to that is the moment where it

just becomes like you fucked it up really badly I talk about this a lot because it just sticks out in my mind so so heavily that scene in fucking stranger things were fucking John asked them.

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It's easy for me. Like, overnight, my opinion on a character can change. I, I tend not to like assholeish characters, you know. That's me. But honestly, I do like Vodagh. Because the thing about Vegeta is that one He always he's the one that sets up his ass weapons always like Vigita is the he's the culprit for each and every one of his ass weapons And though I hate that he causes problems I can respect

Vigida you know his character a lew like his character makes sense He's the same prince who he was taught he was like he's the best of the best and he came to some backwater fucking planet and is getting beat by this guy that has or the dumbest hair in the universe you know like i understand where that comes from or like characters like who's another character that i just like like who's another shitty character that is like even batman you know like even though batman makes me mad i like batman because of the fact that batman is just as mentally sound unsound as everybody in the city of gotham no one in gotham's okay batman is the one that thinks he's helping so for He beats the shit out of disabled people.

And like, he doesn't trust anybody. But he, because, you know, like, when he interacts with the Justice League, right, Batman is supposed to be the human of the group. He's supposed to be, like, the most agrounded human person. And he exemplifies all the best and worst traits in people, you know. He doesn't give up. He always keeps fighting. You know, he perseveres and he can endure a lot.

But he's also skeptical, cynical, cynical, afraid of things he doesn't understand. and just kind of like abrasive. So Batman's character does fit well in the world he's in. There's very few characters that like just I snap and I hate. But I guess one, who's, do I just can't stand? Who's the character that's I can't stand him? Like nothing about him's redeemable to me. Oh, hmm.

Hans Solo, you said you don't like Han Solo. I don't like Han, but I don't hate Han Solo. Like that's crazy to hate him. Right. I just like Luke Moore. I don't even hate Han Solo. but who's like I hope this motherfucker dies

immediately irredeemable characters that's insane I don't think there's anyone that I'm like Amber was the worst so far I've seen yeah and even that was like that was just really dumb

It wasn't like What the fuck dude What's just going on here? It wasn't like evil Yeah I don't know You can put a pin in that Like Micca Fucking Micca

Mika But Micca's a good character though Dude that whole game That whole game is full of Like every character in that game is fucking a goat man. I love Red Dead 2 is... The best character in that game is fucking what's his name, dog? Sean.

Is Sean as the Black and Native American guy? Uh, no, no, no, no. Is that Sean? Was it? What was his name? It's been a minute. The Red Dead character, Red Debt characters. Dude, like, that game's so...

Like, Arthur Morgan's like one of the best characters in video games. Like, for real. Charles. Charles, dude, Charles' whole entire story is so fucking perfect. Yeah. He's just great. And his fucking Maka. Fucking Mika.

God damn Mika. I, God, man. Mika. I think when I, honestly, like when I'm in New York and I get situated, I might be at a point where like I kind of want to play Red Dead Red Dead Redemption 2 again. I can't play Red Dead 2. I just, I love these characters so far. Even Mika. Like, what a fucking shithead.

But like, I actually love that character. Trilani, fucking John Marston, fucking all these guys. John is amazing. John is, John is, they do such a, because John's already developed as character by the end of Red Dead one. But then you see why he tries so hard to do good because of Red Dead 2. And you're like, bro, I just love this character. It's fucking crazy. Like John keeps fucking up and Abigail's like,

John, you can't do shit right. And he's like, woman, I'm trying. I'm just trying. Why don't you get it? It's hard. And she's like, God damn it, John, you suck dick. That's why I'm fucking somebody else. He's like, I can't do this.

I'm a hitter. It's really good. Dutch Van DeLay. Red Dead 2 is, you know, it's not everybody's cup of tea is like gameplay wise, but like that story really like, even honestly I would recommend. even just like if you just watched like a like a silent like edited like let's play like where

they just they put all the fucking story parts in it I think it's worth it too like because it's just it's such a fucking great story like actually um fucking maca macu fucking muckoo fucking muck I don't know but I don't have a character I despise yeah I can't think a good one that comes up and I'm like I can't fucking stand you but what happens is when a character makes a decision that doesn't make sense to their character for no reason or is this unnecessarily like It just, any time a character counteracts how they should be acting is when it becomes a bad character, you know. Like, anytime. Like, I think one of the best characters in a show ever watches Zuko.

Zucco's fantastic. Zucco's a great character. Great character. Even, honestly, another great characters, two characters that work well because of, like, opposites are Trevor Belmont and Dracula. Because they fur-the-way they shadow each other. Like, in the very beginning, Trevor hates humanity almost as much as Dracula hates humanity. But seeing this dude be a real fucking monster, he's like, yo, maybe humans aren't quite that bad because this guy really sucks. Yeah.

So, God, that was a great show too. I don't know. I wish I could forget it. We can go. I guess I could forget it. Yeah. And just watch it again for the first time. That was so far.

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Ray. I hate Ray. From what? Star Wars. Oh, I thought you're going to say from fucking the movie about Ray Charles. I was like, he's real, first off. But also, like, why would you hate Ray? Ricker Ray from Ray Charles.

I don't know how you could, you know what? I'm just going to let that pass. What? You don't remember? I remember that movie. I saw it like three times. I get it. He's a real person.

He was born. Right. But I didn't like Ray at all. Ray made me question if I was a misogynist. Because how much I didn't like her. I know what you mean. Because I saw the movie and I was like, I'm.

I think I like it she's a girl and she's kicking butt yeah it was kind of one of those it was one of those things where it's like I know I'm probably not supposed to say this but it's very true that like this character is really shitty and it's it is really not like I don't hate Ray because I don't it's the opposite of hate or love that I have for Ray like I'm just completely indifferent to Ray as a fictional

If she was erased from history, like it wouldn't affect me. Like, I wouldn't be happy. I wouldn't be, it would have no effect on me. I hate her. She was just erased from the annals of history. But like, I hate that damn bitch. I hate her so much.

It's one of those things that's just look true, but you feel weird saying because you know a lot of like psychos are going to agree with you. You know, like, oh, Ray, race sucks. And then like some weird incel is going to come out. I was like, yeah, she's fucking the worst.

And I fucking hate my girlfriend because she fucking. likes bigger dicks than the one that I have. And it's like, okay, all right. Let's calm down. This is a departure of character, but it's like when someone talks about like, you hate the police, what do you mean? People are out there looting and robbing. And I'm like, I want to be like, yeah, you guys shouldn't be looting, you know, small

businesses. And I'm like, yeah, you shouldn't because you black bat. And I'm like, yeah, I didn't mean that. Every reasonable opinion that you can have is just tainted immediately by the internet. because like it'll just be it'll go like it'll be upvoted in like in cell Reddit or something and then you're just inundated with like psych of it like you know how many times I've like worded a tweet and just deleted it because I just know I'm just going to get all these fucking weirdos like you don't think I'm thinking like man uh it must be amazing to just

don't say it just to just flash your genitals and just speed run the hardest part of being alive that must be pretty amazing you don't Yo, if I could show my genitals and I didn't have to pay rent. I remember we spoke about this before. Yeah. I would be on that in a heartbeat. Dude, for real. Like, there are women who just, like, never have to worry about rent again because they just have a pussy.

And it's like, that's amazing. Like, and I know that, like, if I tweet something like that out, some fucking, like, some Elliott Roger type is going to be like, yeah, fuck women. And it's like, no. It's just. So Ian Malk-Chong motherfucker is going to be like, yeah, Chris Regons are fucking champion. And they're all going to flood to your follows. And they're going to, every time you post and you look at a post, are going to be there.

Being like, yeah, dude, fucking women dumb bitch. You shouldn't be able to vote. And you're like, no. It's wild. It sucks. Get away. It sucks. It's terrifying.

They just ruin everything for everybody. Like, you can't have like a normal conversation. I don't like the internet, bro. I hate it. It's bad. It's not a good place. It's bad. We'll, uh, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, head.

towards the end of this. We got like one one left. It's bad. We got one question left. Parapologics aren't people because people are bipedal rodin. I didn't say it. I didn't say it. I read it. I read it. I read it. I did not write it. How's it going three musketqueers?

Huh. Nice. But your joke doesn't work because there's only two of us. I've been a fan for a long time now. What is something you know you should see or play but never did? Personally, I've never seen the Godfather, I've never seen Seinfeld, I've never seen fresh Prince. I've also

technically... Oh, I've also technically played Mass Effect, but I only played one and two and didn't do most of the side quests in either. So I might... Wow. That's, that's kind of wild. How are you living? How are you living? You, okay. That Mass Effect thing is weird because you basically just didn't play those games if you didn't do the side quest. But... Mass Effect one brings you through the side quest to finish the game. So you don't get your ass eating in a... Yo, bro, what's your name again? Parapolitics aren't people because they don't because people are bipedal. Whoa, that's gross. But you're not playing, you're not doing things right. Yeah, that's a pretty rough one. I don't know. Like, I can't harp on you too bad because like there are, look, I love video games.

I, I like, I went to film school specifically to learn how to like edit, you know, like film. And I haven't seen most films that most people would have expected me. I've never seen Fight Club. I saw Lord of the Rings for the first time like three years ago. I saw Star Wars for the first time like four years ago. Like I haven't seen most movies that people would have expected me to see. I saw Goodfellas for the first time, I think a year ago. You know? What?

Yeah. Because I just, I wasn't watching serious movies really. Because you know why? Because I would only ever see movies. I would always ever see movies. I would always ever see movies if my aunt came over with bootlegged copies of them from Gun Hill, from Michula. Of course. The people who were sending them in the Bronx. And so I saw these like, I would get these DVDs in like the really slim DVD boxes.

Super bendable, super fucking malleable fucking things. Yeah, it was like a sheet of paper. And like, yes. It would be like Garfield. And I would be like, all right, I guess I'll watch Garfield. And I put Garfield in and I can't hear anything. and like some dude is like walking in front and then loses focus like a million times and I'm like

I don't think I like movies very much because like for a long time I thought that's what movies were like genuine I didn't know the I didn't understand what bootlegs were until I was like 10 or like nine I can't

it's insane I can't with you it's real though like so I just I missed out a lot of movies like I saw like back to the future and like yeah I don't know like stuff like what if I not seen I feel like I've seen pretty much every

give me a good example of a movie that I should that I should have no reason to be able to say I haven't seen. Have you seen Citizen Kane? Yeah, well, yeah, I had to. Only because I had to for school. Have you seen...

I hated it, by the way. I don't hate Citizen Kane. I just, I just watch. Have you seen Casablanca? Yes. Have you seen Forrest Gump? No. That's crazy. That's like such a fucking...

Have you seen The Wizard of Oz? Yeah, a lot of the older things I've seen sound of music you've seen too, I'm guessing then Yeah, like a lot older like 50s and 60 stuff because that's what my parents would just like put on But like like like I'm talking about like fight club and like I don't know Memento like memento Memento I saw like super recently or like Lord of the Ring I I saw the first three Harry Potter's and part two of the last one So you don't have no you have no clue how to fuck they got to that point. No.

You're just like, yo, these were kids. These were kids a moment ago, a mere moment ago. But like, I don't know. I haven't seen most of the Muppet Muppet movies. I haven't seen fucking... I've seen a lot of movies. I don't know. Let me think.

Which is dangerous because I've seen so many movies and like so many of them I don't remember, but I've seen like way too many moments of movies. Yeah. I'm pretty sure I've seen every Muppet movie, except for the newest one. Yeah, I haven't seen that either. I've seen most of the Tarantino movies I've seen. Shawshank Redemption, haven't seen it. Really?

I just know what the Shawshank Redemption is through osmosis from like pop culture and like everything else. I never finished Inception. I've never seen front to back beginning to end an Indiana Jones movie. Really? I've seen various scenes of Indiana Jones. I've never seen Pan's Labyrinth. I've never seen, uh, fucking, I've seen sounds of the land. Have you seen Crocodile Dundee?

I've never seen Crocodile Dundee. I don't even know what that is. Dang. Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind. That's a great movie. Haven't seen. Uh, there will be blood. Haven't seen it.

Apocalypse now. Haven't seen it. Jaws haven't seen it. Clockwork orange. It's a shark. You know. But you're a film school dude, man. Yeah.

You're like, you're like, because like when I was taking film classes, I saw that shit, you know? The thing. They made me watch that bullshit. Right. I was like, this will be stupid. But I don't think it's not go to the water. And everybody was like, oh. I was like, yeah, just don't go in the water, you're fine.

I've also never seen Die Hard or the original Blade Runner. Never seen Blade Runner? You've seen 2047? No. 2042? I haven't seen any Blade Runner at all. Really? No.

Dang, dude. Because it's just like all the... I think what I thought when I was in film school, especially, like, I had gotten to college ready. I haven't seen most of these things. And I remember thinking like, It's probably good that I haven't seen a lot of these things because if it's kind of like You know how some things will like subliminally influence you? Yeah, it's kind of like that where I'm like maybe it's not such a bad thing But then like after a while and I realized I'm not gonna do I'm not gonna do film. I hate film

I hate the industry of like film like oh it's a terrifying Yeah, it's just a bunch of Weinsteens and a bunch of like you want to be a star you want to be a star? You want to be a star? You can make you a star you see You have any kids? You got any children you got any children Can you sell me? Smoke crack out of a cigar To make it look like it's just a Cuban But yeah, I don't know

There's probably like There's countless examples of things That I should have seen But just haven't And I'll get around it And honestly most of these movies I haven't seen because like They continuously get recommended to me

So I just know I'll never forget about them Like I know at some point I'm going to see Forrest Gump You know like because it's just fucking But like what I like to see is stuff that like This is Sophia Bush From Work in Progress with Sophia Bush, check out this special moment we did on our show presented by eBay.

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Like, so I just know about these things through osmosis. And I'll get around to them. I like to see stuff that's like new that like I know I'm going to forget. Like kid detective. Like the kid detective was a great movie, but I know that no one was ever going to recommend that to me. That movie is fucked. That movie is fucked, dude. Kid Detective is a fucking watt.

Or some of James Gunn's stuff like Slither or like Super. Super was fucking awesome. I saw Slither. when I was a little kid and I remember there was one point where a thing tried to go up a girl's vagina and I was just like what the I saw that shit when it was new so I was maybe like 12 that guy and I was just like that guy that guy made guardians that guy is responsible for rock raccoon being a household name now yeah he's insane he was walling when he was younger he was he was definitely hurricane punching people in the face as a kid probably yeah because

that movie's weird there's a whole flashback see there's a scene because a girl gets you didn't buy all the bunch of aliens and he's like you got any food on you and he's like no then she like pops she explodes it's like a bunch of aliens it's fucking it's something dude yeah y'all should watch it though it's pretty funny oh my god but yeah anyway i think uh we've gotten through like a decent number of questions let's save some for next episode this is obviously a little bit of a shorter episode we're in the middle of like doing some moves. Also, Derek's not here. We want to keep it relatively light.

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Christopher, big black man, boykin. I remember the hot Twinkies. The busy bandit. Sorry, babe, but ritual by the black Dahlia murder stays on during sex. The first ever game to introduce Rumble feature Worme Odyssey. Hiroshima Spicy Mushroom. I'm sweating.

Horosem of Spicy Mushroom. Dummy Thubanky, A.K.K.A. the black man from the worst borough. I give it a 9.5 out of 10. That's a nice cock. Chris Chan's Come and Coke cocktail. Yummy, yummy, yummy, come inside my tummy.

Jackson Ave sage, Badly Brave, and Final Page. Last few. Hugger Derek, the movie theater manager, Aetherian, Chris Gate, My Borgirian, Hunting Ass, All Hands on Dick, Arrow, Barber Chandler's Unanswered phone call to Incest Notline. Melfis, 1, Lke Ula, Rector, and is always running out the list, King of Happass King of haphazard. Awesome, dude. Okay. Sick.

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