The Snark Tank - #82: Does Inspector Gadget Deserve Human Rights?

Episode Date: September 24, 2021

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me, this person, and that person down there. If you're on video, that makes sense. If you're listening, I'm sorry. We're back. It's been a while since we've all recorded in the same place, or at the same, not in the same place at the same time. We're finally... Give yourself our...

a yeah give yourself a round of applause for waiting for our idiot asses yeah yeah I saw I saw a bunch of motherfuckers like just like

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double in like a really short amount of time. And then it's free feed. Like everything's everything the schedule is normal from here on out. Uh, just this, you know, moving and, and Kingston was actually supposed to not be here for today's episode, but like his flight got screwed over. Yeah, I got fucked over so I'm not at home visiting my family. So I'm so recording for you guys. So you should actually be appreciative. Yeah. Because I'd rather, I'd rather be with my family and record for you guys. I'm sorry. In all honesty. Damn. That's fair. I'm sorry. I miss my grandma.

Not surprising at all. Yeah. I miss my grandma a little bit. But we're back, so, and we've obviously missed a lot of stuff. There's, like, some stuff to talk about. There are some international missing persons cases. There's PlayStation showcases. There's all sorts of, all sorts of nonsense. We can talk about whatever the hell we want.

I figured we'll take this opportunity to just go through a ton of questions earlier on in the show than we normally. Usually, we do questions at, like, the hour mark. We might go a little bit earlier, depending on where the conversation takes us. But we've got a ton of them, because obviously we do. and I don't know What do you guys What are you guys feeling What do you guys feel?

There's only two things I look like Ooka Ooka. You look like what? Ooku Ooku you know what do you do? Don't pay no attention to him What were you going to say to? Yeah. There's the only two things that have interested me

And since we've been gone Is something that happened a couple weeks ago The showcase Yeah The PlayStation Showcase and God of War Ragnarok, which is just, like, so juicy. There's so many things to explore.

I almost even wanted to make a, I don't make games, I don't make videos about games, but I was tempted to probe at some shit that I saw that I feel like some people weren't more talking about, and I was like, dude, but I'm not, there's so many creators already,

so it's like, why even do it? Like, it's fun to make those videos, man, like actually. Like, it is, and it's so low stress, because it's literally just, Like you said, there's so many other people talking about it. So it's like, why not almost? If you want to.

Maybe. I mean, maybe, because there is a part of me that wants to get into the conversation and speculate about some of the stuff that they dropped in the trailer. Yeah. Because, you know, usually people drop things for certain reasons. There was people saying, oh, they showed too much. Oh, what a big reveal. And I'm like, well, but is it?

And I just, my gears are turning, man. Like, I don't know, you guys, obviously you saw. It's part of your fucking job. Yeah. Of course I saw, dude. I screamed in everything. It was fucking amazing. I'm excited for Spider-Man, bro.

That got me fucking, got my pants heavy. Yeah. I mean, I wish I would just saw, like, more, though. That's true. And not just like, oh, we're just. It was more of a teaser, definitely. Yeah. Like, come on.

You could show me more. Well, you guys have plenty more. Come on. Well, dude, Insomniac specifically, like, that studio has been just consistently made. Like, I don't understand how they're making so many, because they just did Miles Morales, right, when the PS5 launched. Then, like, a few months later, they did Ratchet and Clank. And now they come out with this like, hey, by the way, we're doing Spider-Man 2 and Wolverine. You know, it's like, I don't know what, they're on crack over there at Insomniac.

Yeah, something is not, I wonder if later something's going to come out about, like people dying and crunch. Just too much crunch, dude. Like, I wonder. Supposedly, they're one of the few studios that,

like, does not actually have a huge crunch problem. It's actually apparently, like, a big source of pride for them or whatever. Like, they don't crunch, but they somehow make,

I don't know. It's insane. The work I think at that studio must be insane because, I was excited when I saw the Wolverine trailer. Like,

just... Yeah, that was out of the fucking clear blue sky. That's right. Like, no one said, no one would have thought a Wolverine game

would have ever, existed again. Yeah. You were like, oh, I guess that's just done, you know, no more Wolverine.

I'm excited, though, because, like, the last Wolverine game that we got was actually a pretty good one, I thought. Like, that... It was very good. Yeah.

Like, and it was a movie-based game, too, off of a game that... Off of a movie, I'm sorry, a movie that was terrible. So, like, the fact that they made,

like, a really good game out of that, and the fact that Insomniac is behind it, and Insomniac's probably, like, really the main studio in Sony's, like, pocket right now

that is putting out consistently fun to play shit. Like God bless, like, you know, like, Noddy Dog makes really impressive-looking games, and God of War is cool, and it's enjoyable, and the story's really cool, but, like, Insomnia Act just seems to just consistently make really fun, awesome shit.

So, like, them taking a stab at, like, a rated M Wolverine game, sign me up for that, like, absolutely. Is it rated M, though? Are you sure it's rated M? It has to be. If it's not, it's going to be garbage. Yeah, so here's the thing.

That's the thing. I don't know how to are going to not make it rated M. Here's the thing. I would have a hard. hard time believing that they could even get a pitch off the ground for a T-rated Wolverine game. But I think the director or somebody at the studio gave an interview and they said, we are looking to make the game that, a Wolverine game that's very mature in tone. That doesn't give a lot of information necessarily, but I can't imagine that they would make a Wolverine game where there's no blood, you know, like that's so.

So I can't imagine that they would do that. Like, they're smart enough to know that that would be dumb, I think. I think that they should make it ready to them because obviously he's Wolverine. And if Wolverine's in something, he's got to at least get something blown off of him and in a scene where he's talking to you while pieces of his face are coming back. Like, that has to be part of his character, you know. I was looking in the trailer. I didn't notice it.

And maybe I was just, maybe I didn't have my glasses. on or something. But when he was sitting at the bar and he pops his claws out, I was trying to look and see if he was healing. I didn't see that. And I felt like that was kind of a missed thing. Did you guys, did you see if he was, like, because I didn't, I didn't watch it again. I saw it with that one time.

But I felt like I saw enough of it to where he heals so quickly. I feel like I should have seen him healing as he was just sitting there. His claws go in. They usually heals. From what I know as a person that reads the comics. So yeah, the definitely the slits were. healed but like you saw that he was all like kind of cut up and stuff like there was damage to it there was like damage to him that might be a plot point though you never know that's actually it might

be wearing on him and he never know he might get the whole poison thing yeah that's an interesting point actually that's interesting if they do that that would be fucking brilliant that it was even explain why that's not do you guys remember the x-men two game when you played it was only a wolverine game for ps2 because i played the fuck out of that game and that game was horrible but i remember playing And like, there was a part where you're playing crashes. And for like five hours of gameplay, you have no healing factor. So you're just running around trying not to get killed. And you have like the smallest slither of life.

And I was like, why did they think this was fun? But if it's a narrative point, it might be cool. They always do that. There's always a mission where they do that. And it drives me nuts. I remember playing Rise of the Imperfects. and I think it was Iron Man and it was so frustrating

where it's like you need to beat this level without essentially getting hit and I was so mad because I'm like this isn't fun I want to do this if I have the option like I want the option to like I need to play flawlessly

but they actually threw in a mission Oh you have it? What do you know? Well what do you fucking know? That's dope I don't Man I wish you have it I have reason to the lines too because I would always play a Spider-Man

and I would like get my, like, that was like co-op, like a, like a couch co-op kind of beat him up type game. It also had, it also had a versus mode too, though. Yeah, it did have a versus mode. And I would bring my friends into every like, I would be like, come over, come on. We'll have fun play tomorrow. We would pick the bridge map and I would pick Spider-Man. I would just throw them down off the bridge, like over and over. It was so cheap.

Like, that could not have been a competitive game at all, but like. I fucking love that game. Struggling to see up close, make it visible with Viz. This is a once daily prescription eye drop to treat blurry near vision for up to 10 hours. The most common side effects that may be experienced while using Viz include eye irritation, temporary dimmer, dark vision, headaches, and eye redness. Talk to an eye doctor to learn if Viz is right for you. Learn more at Viz.com. I earned my degree online at Arizona State University.

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For me, there was a game called Marvel Heroes. That was like a fucking stupid-ass, like pay-by, like little points. Wasn't that on the phone? It was on PlayStation. I know that. And me and Jalen were playing it. And we played it until like, we found out about it like for a week. And we played it. And we got every character.

Because there was a point where every character was like worth one credit. And we're playing it. And then it closed on us. And we were so upset because it was so fun. I was like everybody's one. And he was, what are you talking about? Every character. Like the whole vast variety of like,

like Marvel characters are all one point. I was playing it. I was having so much fun. And then one day I woke up and I went to class and I came back to play. and the server shut down, and I fucking whacked. I wiped the long tears. But it's pretty much the same thing as Rising and Perfect and Ultimate Alliance.

And I was like, this is so great. Such a great experience. I love those games. Those are like one of the few games that, because I'm not a huge, I'm not a huge co-op guy. I don't really like playing with people that much, unless it's like we're exploring,

doing some shit, whatever. But like, those games are always fun. I love, beat them ups and anytime like beat them up with people it's just it just it's like the best way to socialize because you don't even have

you don't even really need to talk if you don't want to you all can just play the fucking game yeah and uh yeah it's yeah that shit was but the PlayStation showcase so they showed we like they showed a lot of stuff they had like Grand The Thought of Five was there for some reason again I just don't still

I feel like we're gonna get trolled for eternity I don't think six is ever coming out. They don't need to make a six, bro. They're making more money than games that are releasing sequels. With that game still, it's still like one of the most high, like the most of monies be so much money's been put into that game still. It's like paralyzing.

Like I'm pretty sure they're making more money off that than Nintendo's making, period. It's pretty crazy, especially with how mundane the game actually is when you think about it. When you think about GCA5 as, as like, as an imagination as a concept, where it's like, here's L.A. essentially. There you go. And then people fucking love it. Because you get to do a bunch of shit.

Like, I don't adore the game. But from what I know, the community, like the world in that game is insane. It's cool. It's cool. But like I wish that there was, like say for example, I'm just going way off. But let's say Mass Effect. I wish Mass Effect had a, like the Citadel you were able to go in it that much. Like I would love that.

I would love just a concept of some future shit or something where it's just, it has that much, like, like, cyberpunk kind of a thing where you did, there's like a lot of interactive in a completely new concept and not just like, oh, I can be on the Santa Monica up here. That's not the Santa Monica peer. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. Whatever the fuck it's called. Yeah. Yeah. I get it. It's, it's so, it's 150 million copies that game, which is, that's, that's mind boggling. That doesn't sound like a lot if you're not familiar with, like, if you don't have anything to compare it to. But I, I promise. you like it's that's a staggering amount of copies to sell wasn't spire was a spider man like fucking like 20 million spider man PS4 hit 20 million after like I think a year or two you know granted grant the photo six five has existed for it's like a five year old game now well grant the little five came out in 2013 so like oh so it's an eight year old game yeah but yeah that's still a lot of money that shit almost got a million copies in in a week yeah Imagine.

But what that means... Imagine that shit. But what that means really is that an Xbox 360 game is still selling a ton today, which is just staggering. It's probably up there. One of the highest ghostings of all time. It's definitely like probably like top 20. Just fucking unreal. I think I even got those.

I think I got my numbers wrong anyway. I think I made in a day. I think it was almost like a million copies in a day or something. A lot of people bought it. Something ridiculous. I was the only person in my friends. I remember Chris got it immediately. Joe got it immediately.

I don't know if Paul got it. I know Jalen got it immediately. And then our friends Alex and Zander got it. I remember I got it pretty quick, but it was because I was like, oh, sick. I get to buy a Grant the Thadha game when it comes out because I never was able to do that really because I was always younger, you know? So Grand The Thadha 4 came out like when I was too young to buy it. So like I was like, yeah, I'm going to get Granth Thadena. It'll be like a moment of passage for me almost.

but uh i got it because i traded i got a bunch of shit for i got a i got a gears of war edition like uh Xbox elite or whatever and a bunch of shit because I traded it for my uh PS4 now hear me out i i i told you guys that i i wanted to Taco Bell

and so there was nothing of it I mean I still like I have well I have the receipts but it's just like I there was nothing the fucking knack was available. And I was like, fuck this, man. Like, I don't want, why the hell would you want the console? There's nothing to play. So I took advantage of, I got GTA 5 and a ton of game, some fucking kid. Some kid was just like, all right, boom. And then I thought like I came up big time

and then got a PS4 like way later when it was, there was a bunch of shit to play on it. And yeah, I thought GTA5 was really fun, but not. Struggling to see up close, make it visible with Viz. This is a once daily prescription I drop to treat blurry near vision for up to 10 hours. The most common side effects that may be experienced while using biz include eye irritation, temporary dimmer dark vision, headaches and eye redness. Talk to an eye doctor to learn if biz is right for you. Learn more at viz.com.

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it's like a more like action sims, I guess, right? Yeah, kind of. It's like second life, except you could be a total asshole and criminal, you know? I think it's been a long time since I played it, though, also. So like the GTA-5 that I'm remembering, might not even be the same GTA 5 that like exists currently. Like it's possible that it's like way different now.

I imagine the single player is the same. But what's really like, let's be real. Like the GTA online is the thing that's like really, really raking in the money. Absolutely. My cousin, my nephew plays in. My nephew was like there was a period of time where there were like gang wars going

on in the game. And he would have to like watch walking the streets of the gang. It's like some person in like an alien suit might run up on you and put you in a truck and then take you somewhere. And he's like, that's the game. He was like, it's insane. He's like, I can't. playing. I'm so stressed. I'm like, why?

Because people keep kidnapping me and like taking my money and shit and then leaving me in random places they fuck up my cars and I'm like, what the fuck is this? So I remember I stopped playing. Like I was having a good time with Grand The Thought Online. Like me and my friend Iblind were like on it all the time because it was just

just a massive playground. I understand the appeal of it. But like the thing that took me out of it was like, I remember when I was able to buy my first car and then they were like, okay, you have to pay for insurance. I was like, Yeah. What?

And then, like, you couldn't blow other people's cars up because then you would have to pay for their insurance in the game. And I'm like, I'm not looking to pay insurance in Grand Theft Auto. Like, are you kidding? The whole game is based around stealing cars and you literally couldn't steal other players' cars. You can only steal cars from like NPCs and shit. It's like, all right, well, this is, you know, I don't know.

GTA 4 to me was like a really good balance. Like, of just like, you could just do whatever the fuck you wanted. weapons were just like strewn all over the place. My friend, in T.A.4, I would wait in front of, I'd go on buildings in front of ATMs. And I would just wait through a deposit money and I would shoot them and take their money. Yeah. I did that for fucking hours. I used to jump off of buildings blasting, there goes my hero over the, uh, over the, uh, the microphone.

Like in fucking, was that movie that was around? Like, uh, the other guys. The other guys. Yeah. And like it never did It never didn't get a laugh Especially if you like cut the Cut the music off right when you hit the ground

It would burst the fuck out laugh It was so fucking funny But I don't know Like I understand it's just it's I am I understand why it's popular I'm just getting kind of sick of seeing Like there's no reason why GTA 5 should have A slot at the PlayStation Showcase

Like I just don't think it belongs there I think it's proven it deserves a slot man But I think it's also proven that it doesn't need it You know what I mean? Like it's also proven that there's no reason Like, everybody knows about Grant Theft Auto. Like, you don't need to... You don't need to sell it this hard.

But there was other stuff there. There was, like, some Borderlands spin-off that looks kind of... All right. It's like D&D, Borderlands. I don't know. It looks fun. I'm sure it's fine. Borderlands has always been, like, a pretty solid game.

I just, you know... I don't know if I'm going to, you know, be excited for it. Rainbow 6, Forspoken, Project E. Cotor. Cotor is interesting. Oh, I'm excited for that. I'm excited. So, are you familiar with everything about it?

This remake? What's happening with it? Oh, am I, no, I'm not. So what the fucking, what, are you going to ruin it for me? I don't want. I don't want to. Don't let the smile on my face betray my emotions. I get no joy out of this.

But do you remember, do you remember, you'll know this, Derek. Do you remember a few, do you remember a few years ago, there was this famous clip going around of some, it was like a news report talking about Grand Theft Auto 5, unbelievable, that this is coming back to GTA. But there was a news report about, like, Grand The Auto 5 and how people were committing virtual rapes. And there was a traffic cone, like, it was, it was. Yes, yes, dude.

Wait, what? It was just like, it was like this ridiculous thing where, like, people were like, there was an animation that you could, I guess people were, like, modding into the game of, like, humping or something. And people would go up to. to people and just do that animation and that was being considered like virtual rape or like virtual sexual assault whatever that's not the point everybody's made fun of that to the end of time but like the whole point that the reason why it blew up was like the news reporter in like a

serious voice was like the attacks look startlingly realistic and it's just a man made of traffic cones doing some it's the dumbest shit but there's a woman in that video who's talking outside of a game stop talking to them about how bad it is is and that woman is in charge of Cotor, the Cotor remake, like actually for real. So, so. It'll be fine. It'll be fine.

Look, man. Look, man. I just finished. And then when asked, and then when asked if it was her favorite Star Wars game, she was like, no. But which, which it might be two, though.

Cotor, too, might be it. Okay. Because two was the best game. It's just a little concerning to hear about a remake being made by somebody who doesn't necessarily even like the game. You know what I mean? Like, say she didn't like it or she said it wasn't her favorite.

You can talk amongst yourselves and I'll, I'll do a quick fact check. Because I just, I, look, look man, that it's a, look, it's a little, it's just giving me flashbacks of stuff that I thought we were done with, if you know what I mean. I thought the, yeah, giving the crazy person like a, like a good position, it, it, I thought I thought we were done with that. I thought it was just a little...

Why does Star Wars do this? Why does Star Wars in particular just give their shit to people that are just not capable of dealing with the shit? Like, there's some way, look, there's some way that in the room, they did not give Foloni the new Star Wars series. There was somehow people were like Let's not give it to this guy that single-handedly revitalized New Generation of Star Wars Let's give it to fucking JJ Abrams That nigga that made

What did he make I mean he just see super eight was that was that him No but see what they wanted was they were hoping that Oh do the same thing you did to Star Trek That's basically what they wanted Because Star Trek the four people who weren't fans of Star Trek Was really good Like the fucking Chris Pine ones.

I didn't hate those. I like original Star Trek too, but they were pretty good. Star Trek has always been filler to me. Like whenever I'm watching Star Trek, it's on in the background. I'm not like, say, it's never been like, oh, I love Star Trek. And it even, I just, it never will be that. But the new ones, I enjoyed them very much, though. You know, and I think so because I'm not a diehard Star Trek fan.

So they're like, do the same thing to fucking, they did. the Force Awakens, right? Which was like, fine, I guess. Yeah. Whatever, but I understand your point. I completely understand your point. I just,

look, I, I'm gonna still say maybe things will be fine because it's hard to fuck up a remake in a way that just remake the fucking game. Yeah. Just make it look good.

And so don't, if you change it too much, people are gonna fucking, what's the point? You can't even call it a remake. What would you? Why would you, you know what I mean?

it's like, yeah. I feel like, I feel like the, the blueprint, do Resident Evil 2. That's it. Yeah, I think that's the blueprint.

Yeah, or Final Fantasy, well, Final Fantasy 7 remake was another one where they changed a little bit about it. It's an entirely different game. That's an entirely different video game.

So, but that's, but that's what I'm saying. It's like, it's still a remake, or it's still called Final Fantasy 7 remake. So a lot of people were like,

oh, well, is it going to be like the Final Fantasy, final Fantasy 7 remake of Kotor, and it's like, I don't know if people want that, because Kotor is like, unanimously

like heralded as the like I think most people think it's like the best story in the Star Wars like universe like I've seen that like take multiple times like it's it's definitely up there like I beat Coulter

I think like a week ago like a week or two ago and I didn't play Coulter when I was younger because I didn't understand it and Couture is it's really fucking good it's a really good fucking story I still like certain Star Wars things more than it but like as a video game

That's a video game you spend time with, like, 60 hours within you're like, oh, this is really, really, really, really fucking good. The only thing I can see about this woman is that she, like, there's a lot of tweets about her being, like, kind of playing defense for, like, the new trilogy or whatever. Or, like, specifically, like, The Last Jedi is, like, the best, the best Star Wars movie ever. It's like, which is not ideal to be here. It's not ideal to hear, like, one of the worst Star Wars stories being praised by somebody who's in charge of remaking the best one. But I'm, I think I honestly agree with you guys. I don't know if, I don't know how much jeopardy this game is because this game isn't because it's a remake. Like you can only do so much before it's like, before it's not even a remake anymore.

So I think largely, I think it'll probably be fine. It probably will be. I think in like it's the Final Fantasy 7, I think is such an outlier because since the PSP, they were already doing like that was the style. You can tell moving forward. They were moving in. going to do. Yeah. So it's like, to be honest, like I personally am still a huge fan of turn based combat. I would love to see a just a remake of old school shit in that same style. I would love to see that because I still, there's just something, I don't know, appealing to like, it's like

fucking people that play chess. Like I see it in the same realm. It's just an interesting chess to me. So I would love to see like just remakes of just, oh, this old school style shit, but it just looks fucking amazing. Yeah. I love that. But. But I, and also, I don't mind, if they change the combat of Cotor, I, which I'm pretty sure they're going to fucking do. Yeah. I, it's fine. I, because I understand. I think everybody knows that the gameplay of Cotor needs to change drastically.

It's the story. Look, look, okay. The gameplay, Cotor is very, Cotor is very D&D mass effect, but Star Wars skin. Like, it's very, like, the. These are your stat loke allocations. This is what you do with this. You get this ability. Here you got 17 decks there.

You can start doing that. And my D&D side is like, this is fun because it's reminded of a game I play. But fuck, bro. It's so clunky. And like there's sometimes, I just don't even want to look at the combat. Like,

that's one of the few games that I try to rush past the combat. Yeah. Get. Oh, hell yeah. Like story moments. But at the same time, I can tell you one reason why Cotor is so much, even as a game, without it being a story as a game why it's so much better,

is the lack of random encounters, bro. Random encounters are what destroys RPGs. Like turn-based RPGs people, random encounters ruin the game, bro. They are so annoying. Like, every RPG are the modern ones. I agree. They took out of persona. It's still in Pokemon, but sort of not really.

They kind of taking it moving out of. press Pokemon 2. Like, random encounters fuck game. Because I'm playing Final Fantasy 4 right now. One of my favorite

video games. But the fact that I can't exactly dictate when I'm going to get into combat, fucks me up. Because the whole part of an RPG,

the whole point of an RPG is like kind of like planning. And if you can't really plan for what's ahead of you, then the whole everything gets fucked. Yeah,

like, I can't remember what game I was playing, but it was, it was something. It was like, it was like some RPG. I think it was the

reason why I just put down turn-based combat for like a really, really long time. I was like, I was like setting myself up and my party for like a good encounter. And then I hit this thing that depleted most of my health. And then I hit another thing that depleted all my items. And then I had to go back and do it again. And then I had the same exact problem. So I had to over buy.

And then the last time that I did it when I overstocked, nothing happened to me. I was like, this is fucked. I hate this. I just, I don't know, like turn-based JRP, term-based RPG specifically. I just, I still have not really recovered from. I still have not gotten back to them and enjoyed them in quite the same way. Like, I like tactics games now. Like, I would love, like, you could, because tactics is one of those things where it's like,

I feel like you could shove any genre into a tactics game and it would, or not any genre, but like any, any game into a tactic game and it would probably be awesome. Like, you could easily have, like, a tactics, like, a destiny tactics game, like easily. Or like, a fucking, you could just look at a borderlands tactics. The Gate is a tactics game, literally pretty much. What? Like the way CRPGs, the way CRPGs play now, like Divinity and Baldur's Gate, those are kind of tactics games.

You control what they do and it's a little more interactive, I would say. Just scaled back. Just skill back. Yeah. Because they took the turn-based aspects of turn-based video games and they took tactics when they're like, let's just meet in a middle ground of this. And people love them. They work out really, really well.

Like origins, uh, Dragon Age origins. Yeah. It's like halfway towards being a tactics game. and it's really fucking good I have found a new appreciation for those types of games that I didn't know it and it was because of gears tactics

because I was like because a lot of tactics games that exist now or like before were like I don't know like Final Fantasy tactics which like I'm just not

a Final Fantasy fan so like I just couldn't really I didn't really care about the world or whatever XCOM which is its own thing but like I'm just not into it just something about the aesthetic just didn't drive

but gears it's like oh I know gears of war I don't have to do a lot of heavy lifting and just being able to ease myself into that and be like oh this is a cool style now I just want like all sorts of things of random, like, I want a Simpsons tactics game, you know what I mean?

That sounds fun. I feel like it would be fucking fun, actually. I feel like you could make that into something weird. That shit would fucking sell, dude. That shit would sell. Well, you know why I'm convinced that, too? Because, like, the South Park games are, like, just turn-based RPGs, and those work amazingly well.

Yeah. I don't know. And see, that was, that would, I appreciated not, like, doing the game that they wanted to do, where it's like, I'm a fan of this shit, this is what it's going to be. where I imagine a lot of the fucking people growing up on South Park and stuff or people that kind of became fans later on never played fucking

turn base because they kind of went out like saying in the 2000s like that shit was gone it was like fuck all this shit it was all action. It was like, you know, turn base was very 90s. It's very 90s type thing.

Yeah, I mean it's still has a place in my heart but I recognize if somebody doesn't like it I totally, like I said, a lot of people don't like to play fucking chess where you just have to like sit and think before you do something. Like, I get it. You just want to now. You just want to go now.

I get it. It's not for everybody. And if anyone's like, fuck this, I don't like it. I'm like, struggling to see up close, make it visible with Viz. Viz is a once daily prescription eye drop to treat blurry near vision for up to 10 hours. The most common side effects that may be experienced while using Viz include eye irritation, temporary dim or dark vision, headaches and eye redness.

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I talked about random encounters there are random encounters in that game if I'm not mistaken right but there are but you can just fuck off though you can fuck off and how dynamically and how oppressively you beat the dog shadow people you play you're like oh that's just fine

I don't mind because cloud is doing somersaults with a sword bigger than himself and there's this black guy yelling stuff at people So I'm fine. It's the way you encounter it now. It's like way better. But it's on the encounters are fucking way. They need to be taken out of aims.

Don't make games that I'm encounters. Trust me. I know what I'm doing. I'm, I'm a bit of a gamer. Well, I don't know if you know this, but I'm somewhat of a gamist myself.

I'm somewhat of a gamer. We should, well, since we're talking about video games, Matthew Bush wrote in. And he says, I love you all, and I hope Derek and Chris

have moved safely and are all well. Quite simply, what games have you been, Have you been playing in August? I've played Hades and Ghost of Shushima and loved both of them. Stay safe.

Hope you guys are settled. Matt from South Wales. So... Thank you, buddy. We appreciate it. Yeah, those are great. Those are two great games, by the way. I've been playing a lot of destiny.

Like, heavy amounts. Fucking destiny niggas. I haven't jumping into Destiny a lot. What the hell have I been playing? Well, I was... Well, you were moving like me. So in August. So in August and then...

Yeah, so late August, that was when things got really weird. But before that, so me and my friend, we were huge fans of NBA 2K2 in the Dreamcast. And we missed those type of game. We missed basketball games where you're able to fuck around because that was the point. Like nobody, at least us, we didn't want to play simulated fucking basketball. That's so fucking boring. It's so boring because you like, you miss your percentage of shots is like 60%.

Can you imagine making 60% here? It's so fucking boring. Anyway, so we're like, you know what I've never done? Like, I've never got a modern NBA game and modded the shit out of it because I never gave a shit before. So we got together and then I found some mods and now it's, it's, I got to tell you guys, people that normally don't play games like that would love the shit out of it. Because if you're just fucking dunking all the time, stealing all the time, fucking turning all the time, fucking turning on. off all the rules and shit. It's,

it's a great fucking experience. It's a great experience. Like, when you just like completely turn it into not basketball, it just took the game and fucking stripped it and gutted it. And you're playing something completely different. Fucking charging motherfuckers and knocking them over

and reps are just standing around. Motherfucker, if, uh, if you don't steal the ball, you can just fucking press like F4 or something. And then the shot clock will just run out. And then all of a sudden, what are you?

playing then you're playing fucking space jam dude it's just fucking nonsense Derek you just created chaos it's so funny it's the funniest thing to see the the coach on the opposing side so angry but like they're doing nothing because you're cheating so

bad and he's like animated like so disappointed and mad and like but nothing happens so then like the score so the score is like fucking 300 to like 12 like no one

No one calls it. Lord Shacks doesn't come in and calls the fucking game. Lord Shack's like, that's enough. I'm calling this one. I've seen enough. I'm calling this one. And the cool thing about, just real quick, I just want to say the, the,

on PC, 2K doesn't give a fuck about PC at all. So there's people that cheat on PVP. Like, I don't play PVP, but they don't care about any of it because you have to be online to, play in any type of PVE or anything like that if you're doing the career mode. And so it's cool because you don't get kicked off for like cheating.

So I'm just saying, I'm saying like I don't do PVP. So I'm not one of those people. But when you're doing this career mode and just playing in the fucking NBA, you just fucking get rookie of the year MVP fucking every single thing in the first fucking year. I'm telling you. It's fun. Did you see the thing from the new NBA 2K game? with fucking Jake from State Farm.

Yes, I saw it and I responded to you because I'm genuinely serious, man. This is not the most... This is like the least egregious thing. Yeah. In the game, you will do interviews and the rep of your sponsorship, for example, beats. The rep will approach you and say,

hey, do this interview. We need you to talk about... about the A and C, the, or the noise cancellation or whatever. We need you to talk, insert it in, and you need to fucking promote a product in the interview, in the game. It's literally promoting beats and how they work. And they want you to answer the question in a way to sneak it in your interview. And I'm like, this is so fucking disgusting.

I know. Like, it's fucking, it's, like, the one that you, like, explain the one that you, like, explain the one. one that you you fucking on the new one yeah yeah so did you see this swinny or are you watching it right now look i think he's watching right now he's got like a really bewildered face so for this you don't know what there's a scene in the new NBA 2k game where you are walking around a mall or whatever and then you come across none other than Jake from state farm and you and you just have a conversation it's weird too because it's written in a very authentic way like it's actually like

one of the most believable conversations I've ever heard. Like, if Jake from State Farm for whatever reason was talking to you and you were indeed a basketball player, I do think that's how the conversation would carry out. But it's such a jarring thing to see because

Jake is rendered so well and the player character looks like a fucking homunculus. Like, he looks like... He looks like a black creature. A fire black creature. You know what I? He looks like a skin walker.

Like he doesn't look real. And then Jake from Jake Farm, Jake from Jake Farm. Jake from Jake Farm. Fire black creature. They have a Jake Farm for all the. Jake Farm. Now, he's going to take over, dude. Yeah.

It's just going to be off of Jake. It's just such a weird thing. It's actually really good dialogue. That's it disgusting. It's like very, like the best writer in the building was like, yo, dude, take some time off. When you come back, you've got to write the lines from Jake from State Farm meeting, Kareem, all right?

Please, seriously. It has to be good. I will say this about some of the 2Ks because I've actually, you can find like some good codes, steam codes for like, I think I got NBA 2K 20 for like eight bucks. And some of the dialogue, like doing interviews and stuff, you can tell what they do is just like they do a bunch of them. But it's like, here's the general idea. Don't read a script. Here's the general idea.

Say something like this. So it comes off really autistic. Sometimes they're stuttering and shit, which I usually feel like is missing from most dialogue of anything, whether it's a movie or video game. And I'm like, nobody stutters. That's not real. Everyone fucking stutters when they talk, whether it's um or like, uh, they repeat. To make it an authentic conversation.

But usually everybody's lines are delivered so perfectly. I'm like, that's not real. So it kind of takes me out of it. That was one of the big things that I think set family guy apart like early on. Like his family guy used to have all these like really like stuttery lines like delivered by like the main cast. I was like, oh shit, I've never seen that in like a cartoon before. You're 100% right. I think about a lot of some of their most favorite, some of my favorite quotes from that is because of a stutter.

It's like you're about to say does it, but you kind of does it or like you kind of like because it's a, the way that I'm talking right now. It's I'm not doing this on purpose. It's just what people do, right? That's easy. And so I love, I love when I hear. hear that stuff and it's completely different from their shit back in the day because if you guys want to if you guys I don't know if I mentioned this before look up NBA 2K 15's fucking dialogue holy shit because you know these basketball niggas they never they don't they can't fucking

read they can't read you know they played well and then they probably cheated through college if they went to college and it's the funniest shit ever it's like how the fuck it's worse than Rhonda Rousey in MK11. Let's just put it that way. It's worse than that. And if you remember how bad She's in Mortal Kombat 11? Yeah, and she's Sonya. No, she's not. Yeah. Oh, it's Sonia.

Okay, I was like, it's straight up Rhonda. She don't belong there. I thought it was a straight up Ronterozy. I was like, she don't belong there. She doesn't belong in that game. No, no, no, no, no. She's voicing fucking Sonia. I'm talking about the character. Yeah, I get it. Because that would be crazy.

So bad. I hate it, man. If Rhonda Rousey was just in the Mortal Kombat universe, that would have fucking probably just tanked the game all to get there. Look, she's an impressive female fighter, but she's not fighting Scorpion. If she beats Scorpion, I'm going to be furious. So you've been fucking with NBA. Sweeney, you've been fucking with just Destiny primarily, I guess?

Both you were just Destiny, right? I'm playing some of it. Like, I'm playing. gathering. I started playing a lot of magic of gathering recently. Yeah. Fuck. Like a lot. I've been fucking around with Death Loop a little bit.

This is this, this, he asked like what have you been playing in August, but this is a bit of an old conversation, obviously because we missed a bunch of episodes. So I'm just going to extend it to just generally what we've been playing as of right now. Okay. Death Loop, I just kind of started. I don't really know how I feel about it yet. It's good, but

I also don't know if I'm grasping it. Entirely, it's a very weird game. It's a lot more complicated than I thought it would be. but that and Psychonauts. Psychonauts too. I finished Psychonauts too. Fucking phenomenal video game. Which is a phenomenal video.

Like I had no idea it was going to be even close to that good when I started it. It might get a game in a year. I think it's probably going to get a game a year. It might be mine so far. Like I'm genuinely like shocked at how smart that game is and how varied it is and how it reminded me of like the best parts of like PlayStation 2 platformers without feeling. dated. And it was like, it's really fucking good. Like, I'm, like, obviously, everybody knows.

I'm a massive Halo fan, right? Like, I think Halo Infinite's going to be great. I know that because I've played it, and I think it's just going to be very, very good. There are a couple of beta tests coming up really soon that I'm really excited for. You got the invite for them already, right? Because I got mine. Yeah, yeah, I got it. We should stream it.

Yeah, we should. But there is no chance in hell, in my opinion. I'm not done with psychonauts yet. As excited as I am for Halo, there's no way Halo Infinite it's going to be a better game that Psychonauts too.

Like, I just don't believe that. Yeah, it's not going to be. It is a masterpiece. It is just that fucking good. So those are the only things that I've really been. And I played a little bit like yesterday. I played a little bit of a little bit of the Call of Duty Vanguard beta.

Oh really? Yeah. I've heard horrible things. Is that way you played it or what? That's why I had to check it out. I had to be like, wow. I'm hearing a lot of bad things about this more than usual. And I need to know why.

And I played it. And it's funny because I'm playing it. I'm like, this is exactly the same as every other Call of Duty game that I've ever experienced. I don't know what the hell is like uniquely bad about this one. But it's whatever's bad about this one, listen, I promise you, it's been bad about the entire series for a while. Like there's nothing particularly like, I was playing and I was like, what's the difference? Like, yeah, there's like yellow light. There's like yellow dot sites in World War II, which doesn't make any sense.

But like, outside of- It's so stupid. We're using napalm. Fucking, I love it. I would almost, you know what's sad about Call Duty too? Is that like, I was playing it and I was like, every time I sit and play it, I'm like, I understand why people, like, I understand, like, it feels kind of good to move around. It feels good to shoot and all that.

But there's nothing interesting going on at all. So I just don't understand why people play it over everything else that's so much more interesting. Like if they did like a steampunk call of duty, I think I'd probably try it, like authentically. Just because it'd be something different, dude. But here's the problem. And like, because I agree with you 100%. And they understood that. And that's why they did a fucking infinite.

And it got shot on so hard even though the campaign's fucking good. The campaign is fun as fuck, dude. And this is the Infinite Warfare You know what I'm talking about right? Yeah, yeah, Infinite Warfare Like people saw the trailer And they're like, Oh, they're going the fucking moon

And all this shit And they were so angry And they got disliked to hell And it didn't sell as well And then people that actually did play it They're like, oh, it's just pretty actually This shit's actually pretty great It's actually really fun

I like that it's not It's not just the same thing Every fucking year Yeah But because of that response It was like, well, let's just give them What they want the same fucking thing Each time

It's a sad thing And it's sad because Like, every, I think every, like, five years or so, I tell myself, all right, you know what, I'm going to check out the new call duty and see if five years was enough time for it to change. And it never is. There, it's always the same shit. And like, dude, say what you will about, like, you know, Palo games, you know? Like, five plays very specifically.

Four is not very good. Reach has its own problems. Three and two are, like, very specific. One is, like, a weird thing. But none of those games play the same way. Like, they're all very distinct video games. The thing of me is like, every Halo is a Halo game. Right.

And you can tell it's a Halo game, but they change parts of the way you interact with the world. Opposed to every Call of Duty game plays like exactly like other Call of Duty game. Yeah. Either you can just run on walls now or you have guns that are really old and they reload stupidly. that's the only difference between the games ever there's very little experimentation that happens and it's like it just becomes very stale and boring to the point where it's like look I'd rather just

I don't know I think this year is going to be the year where like Halo and Battlefield really like critically shine because I've seen everybody excited about Battlefield yeah yeah because Battlefield looks awesome because they're just like hey it's a multiplayer game again we're not even going to bother with a fucking single player campaign that nobody cares about that we've never really you know yeah and in those in those games you're right no one's the fuck about the campaign. Nobody gives a fuck. Like, I can't remember. Like, Battlefield One had an okay one,

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Like, do what you're good at? And Battlefoot was like, yeah, what are we good at? We're good at, like, you know, destroying cities in the middle. of like multiplayer battles. It looks, it looks fun. Yeah. Battlefield 3, man. Battlefield 3 was when that shit,

everyone was like, oh, this is, this is different. Like, this is, this is not Call of Duty at all. Or Battlefield 4 with the siege of Shanghai, I think it was. Like, look,

Battlefield also doesn't change that much, but it changes enough. Because World War II, World War I, Battlefield 1 was way different. Way different than fucking three. So like, I don't know. I'm just,

I played it and I didn't notice anything particularly egregious, but I'm sure I have a feeling that this year is going to be the year where like this game does not do as well as it historically has, which is, you know. I never understood the whole like, I don't, I just don't, I don't care about realistic shooting games, you know? Like, I don't want to play as my granddad, you know, going to war, killing Vietnamese people,

or fucking, or fucking going, killing Japanese people on the fucking Pacific theater or like shooting Nazis like I don't care like my family members did that that's not cool I can just ask them what it was like and they'll give me like a really harrowing story about how they came back different like I don't care about that opposed to like in like destiny and like fucking like Halo like motherfucker I got a plasma gun I got a gun that free this people and then blows them up I got a bow narrowed that shoots lightning like that's more fun to me I've never yeah I agree I like got it you know I like I respect it.

Like, I like World War II shooters. It's just like, there hasn't been a good one in a very long time. Like, the last one I can remember, really, really, was like, Medal of Honor Rising Sun was the last. And that was like in, fuck, like 2003. You know, like, there's only so much you can do with it. People like the idea of the, of the World Wars, because they're very, like, campaign, like, D&D Journey S in like the most recent times like that because wars after that you know were like either really embarrassing or like a lot of people didn't agree with them.

Yeah. Or like we leave a bunch of shit in the Middle East that we should have took with us. Like that's what like modern, modern war. Yeah. World War II was the most was the most like Saturday morning obvious like war. Like that's the bad guy, you know. Yeah. It's like, oh, are you going to not want to kill the guy who. wants to kill all Jews.

Like, it's just like, it's such a clear-cut obvious, like, you can't, you can't not have fun with that premise because the good and bad guys are so obvious in that company. Yeah, though I painted. The traditional gray area of war, which there's always gray area of war, even with the U.S. in World War II, but it's nowhere near the way it is like with like Korea, Vietnam or even, you know, Afghanistan and Iraq. So I understand. why it's fun to explore from a gameplay perspective because it is also like cool sometimes to see like

it's an epic you know it feels like an epic in modern times yeah that's the best way i can describe you know it feels like this is america's war you know and at that moment america was like one solid unit you know unless you're black but like it was one super solid unit of like people like we're going there we're gonna fucking stop the bad guys but for me it's like i just haven't ever given a fuck about that. I understand. It's just so, it's so already, it's

like what, why would modern history entice me? I can get a gun and I can go shoot a gun, you know? I can't pick up a bow and arrow and then knock someone off their horse. I can't do that. You know, like, so that seems more fun to me because that seems, or I can't pick up

a fucking like a fucking aberration sword and like cast wormholes out my fucking hands. You know, like, that shit is not stuff I can do. That's why that's always seemed more fun to me. That's why I'm very over. What do you talk? What are you looking at like that? You don't say. It's all you talk. It's looking at me like that for. I'm a person. I can't do that. You, you, you, you froze. Yeah, I agree, man. That was really insightful. Everything you said right there was really good.

Fucking hell. Internet on pussy water right now. But yeah. Oh, man. But I totally hear you, man. It's the same way, like I said, I would never want to play a regular basketball game simulated basketball is fucking stupid but playing basketball in an imagine like and just doing wild shit is fucking fun same with uh like say i'm i do like documentaries and world i love history but i also don't need to just simulate war i don't need that either i like the idea of some weird shit happening like fucking aliens during world war two would be fucking crazy like i would love you know when people do stuff like that like reimagined shit. Yeah. Well, you're talking about alternate history, which is exactly what

Wolfenstein does. And it's exactly what I was going to mention that earlier. Yeah. Yeah. And that's why Wolfenstein is a lot more engaging than called because it's just like, whoa, the Nazis won World War II and like how does it like that look that's cool. That's a cool premise. Like if you can explore that and like just kill Hitler. Struggling to see up close, make it visible with Viz. This is a once daily prescription eye drop to treat blurry near vision for up to 10 hours. The most common side effects that may be experienced while using Viz include eye irritation, temporary or dark vision, headaches and eye redness. Talk to an eye doctor to learn if biz is right for you.

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No, shut the fuck up. No, I was so disappointed with Kung Fury because Hitler, I thought, I was hoping Hitler was actually a kung fu genius. And there was actually going to be a real showdown. But he was a fraud. And it pissed me off.

Because I'm like, I just want, like, I wanted, like, oh, here's, in this fucking crazy-ass universe, Hitler is just this fucking genius somehow just learned to be the absolute best and garner a fucking following because he's such a kung fu genius. but, you know, it was just a... Then it became almost kind of real in a sense that, oh, he's a fraud and he just convinced all these people that it was, I'm like, I'm fucking gay. Alternate history is just...

Stupid. Alternate history is just fun in general where it's like, I think that's why also Fallout is so successful. Because, like, Fallout, I don't think Fallout would be nearly as cool if it was just, like, nukes went off in the 50s

and you just happened to survive it and you're just wandering around like the actual 50s after, like, I don't think that's nearly as interesting, but the fact that it's like this weird kind of alternate future where like, you know, microchip was, the microchip was never made and like...

That's what it was. That's never happened. Never been to... Yeah, and so you have all this like high-tech machinery through like steam and all these like other like means. So you have all these like weird robots and how that affected like architecture and like AI and design and shit. So you get to live in this weird like retro future I think is the word right?

Like retro future? Where like it's like the 50s like Art Deco style but you have like sci-fi shit. Yeah, that's how the steampunk or Neo. Yeah, somebody in the comments will tell us, but that's always been way more cool to me. But now, we've spent a lot of time fucking talking shit on that one fucking, hey, we still got like an hour.

Yeah, it's true. Let's jump in. I am a gamer. I do love talking about games and gamer-based thing, like bathwater. In the last episode that Derek and I did together, somebody asked the question that we couldn't answer because it was for Sweeney, and somebody asked it again. so we're going to just throw it over to you

I am the Grassman Road and he says What up what's up shorter than Napoleon Still Shorter than Napoleon And the Burger King of Angmar Are you excited For the new Dune remake Oh Personally

Personally I'm excited for the sandworms to be scary And not look like Muppets Derek and I don't know anything about Dune So we were just sort of like Ah yeah I don't got no idea but So So Dune is So he'll say he's

didn't but Dune takes a lot of similar Dune is very similar to Star Wars a lot of people think that part of the idea of the Jedi and the use of the force was taken from Dune and used by Lucas in Star Wars which I believe but he definitely did his own work with it but a lot of it is similar there's similarities there that Lucas will probably never tell the how old is Dune like the first Dune be 40 45 years of 50 years of I think it's like 70s. Are you excited about it? Like,

what's... I'm ecstatic about it. I love the cast. I'm really happy for... They have a actual young man playing Paul LaTrades because the last time a guy that was older than me currently supposed to be playing a 16-year-old boy. That is not... That is not the case. I really, really...

There's a lot of people in that fucking movie, right? A lot of Aetla's actors? Zendaya, Oscar Isaac, Timothy Shalamey. What's his name? The guy from the Goonies. I forgot-drago Josh Brolin Jason Mamoa

Fucking There's a bunch It's just like Dave Batista's in it too Oh yeah Stars Guard's fathers in it Like it's a really Really huge

I think it's gonna fill the void That we had with Star Wars Where Star Wars is so dog shit But we're gonna have Dune And Dune's gonna be really great We're gonna be like Okay this science fiction World is cool

Let me go into this one But it's one of the best Sci-Fi novels I've read in my life It's like up there with like the fucking fellowship books. It's it's really really really really fucking good. Like I love.

Interesting. It's weird that I personally haven't had that many recommendations for it when it's praised so highly. I don't know. Are you, were you ever into have, because you're not,

you don't hate Star Wars. You like Star Wars. You're not like a big fan of it. No, I'm just not a fucking like, I've always just been casual. You're more into aliens. That's why.

That's the thing. You're more. more into like sci-fi when it involves avian. This is more or less futuristic science. It's actually kind of the opposite where my favorite sci-fi shit is Bousar Galactica, where it's just about fucking humans creating fucking these, you know, sylons and then I'm fucking them in the ass, you know? Battle of Star is inherently, like, it's definitely alien-ish.

Because there's a bunch of alien race because of the whole, like, the bird-ass people. I don't know what they're called. There's alien races in all these things, though. The people that they got the Star Gates, no, not Battles. They got two people they got the battle stars fun You're probably thinking of Stargate I'm talking about a BSG where it's just Humans and fucking just

AI essentially that's all it is And military the military esk you know like I'm You would like military bullshit then Dune is you I bet I would I'm just saying that like It's weird that the amount of shit that's been recommended to me I can't say that anybody is actually meant like you need to fucking You need to go read this shit you need to go watch this like about Dune Which is I feel it's weird because anytime I do hear somebody talk about it

They're like, oh, yeah, it's really good. Yeah, I haven't heard a negative word about Dune ever. By the way, it's 1965. Yeah. So it's pretty hard. Oden and I thought it's old and stars by a bit. Yeah. And it was very, very popular, very popular story.

I first heard about it from my uncle's. My uncle was like a huge pothead and he was into a bunch of weird shit when I was younger. Yeah. And he would always make jokes about the spice. And I'm like, is he talking about weed? He was talking about weed. But the spices of material in the world that everyone is vying for. for in the planet that the main character and his family live on.

Also, it's like it has ancient like, uh, like Roman, uh, backing because of the fact of the names of people like the main character, last name is a Trades, which is very much so ancient, like European history. Like the main families still exist, the older like royalty and they kind of spread throughout and then they get like planet. It's wild. There's like fucking gigantic worms that live under the planet that are like this. They have like maz the size of like city blocks.

It's, I would say. give it a read like listen to the audio book yeah something I can something I could do I've Dune is one of those things

where it's like I know I'd like it but I've just never gotten around to it like it's very weird because even just like the the art style of like the the books that I'm seeing beautiful it reminds me a lot of

early like bungee like in back when they were making Mac stuff when they were making fucking marathon and shit I was like this looks probably a lot. I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of inspiration

came from Dune, but... One of their game, what's their, the game where you're on like the sand dinosaurs with that sword?

Myth. Myth is definitely based on Dune. Yeah. I could see that. But yeah. So, Sweeney's excited about Dune.

And I'm looking forward to seeing, you know, I don't know, maybe seeing a movie of it will get me, like, invested. And if it sucks,

then like, I'll just go to the books that are better. But like, everybody I, Everybody knows who's excited about it seems to be pretty confident that it's going to be great. We'll see. Yeah, the type of shit that you saw with the people, the critics were like fucking jizzing over it. I was like, oh, right.

Dude, the trailer looks insane, man. If you guys haven't seen the trailer. I saw the trailer. I saw it on Instagram. Yeah. We'll see. You guys are going to like it. Trust me.

If you guys don't like it, you're fucking stupid and dumb and you're dumb. I guarantee it. You're dumb and stupid and dumb. All right, five knights at Epstein's Road in. Simple question. I like that. I like that, they. Simple question.

I just, I just blue snout out of my nose, man. Those two big. I saw that. Simple question. Most fun, what's the most fun you've had with glitches and exploits in games? Aside from completely breaking the, the sacred game of basketball

for your own sick amusement for me it's easy I'm telling you man there's there's this something there's this something about it like I if imagine just crushing a team on their home court

and like everyone's still there like no one's saying anything about how fucking unfair it is it's hilarious like I'm telling you if you like to get into a world right into a game and really inverse just like just get into it and you start putting yourself there and imagining yourself being in that situation it just becomes so fucking funny i mean i guess it's like any type of role playing it's literally i'm like i'm like role playing in the fucking NBA

the 2k universe yeah it's pretty good it's pretty good um besides that i mean i don't know are you guys got anything on top of your heads yeah i mean the skyrim is obvious easy easy yeah that's that's i love playing skirm when your horse starts flying around you got to try to jump off your horse and not die. So it's just like your horse is like, there was one time I flew all across the world. I got on my horse in Rifting and I flew around. It was not my control and I got off of it and I was on top of the dawn guard. And I was just like, this is fucking ballistic.

And then if you bump into things, you kill it. So I bumped into, I basically bumped into a dragon in the air and a dragon fell out the sky. Struggling to see up close, make it visible with Viz. Viz is a once daily prescription eye drop to treat blurry near vision for up to 10 hours. The most common side effects that may be experienced while using Viz include eye irritation, temporary dimmer, dark vision, headaches, and eye redness. Talk to an eye doctor to learn if Viz is right for you. Learn more at Viz.com. OnDec is built to back small businesses like yours. Whether you're buying equipment, expanding your team or bridging cash flow gaps, on deck's loans up to $400,000 make it happen fast. Rated A plus by the Better Business Bureau,

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I've been getting an itch to play Skyrim again for some reason. I get this it every now and again to just like jump back into Skyrim. It's... Because you're subliminally hearing people mention it. I'm telling you, man, because I feel the exact same way. I was actually just reviewing some captured footage. I have a Skyrim because I was going to put something on Instagram saying, oh, I miss streaming because I haven't streamed in fucking months.

But then I was like, oh, fuck, most of my footage is like filled with companions that are naked. So I'm like, I just don't want to put that on there. It's just because that's my favorite thing to do in video games. I'm sure I've mentioned this before But if I can mod it If it's available Like I just people have to be naked in this In the setting where they're not supposed to be

Because that's what makes that's what makes it funny right Just people you're like on a serious mission You're like butt ass naked or you're just wearing or you're just wearing boots in a helmet or something Yeah, that's it I hate it My friends would do the cheat to it everybody would get I give all the girls big asses and tits and they'd be wearing lingerie like barely covering any of their body And I'm like, bro, how do you play the game like this?

And he's like, man, this is the best way to play the game. It's fucking great, dude. Like your character, like saying, uh, uh, fucking, uh, Dragon Age. That's my favorite. That's my favorite. Like, I'll just run with an all female crew, right? I have the, my fucking gray warden who's wearing some fucking, some Templar armor, but he's fucking fully erected and shit.

All the chicks are all naked with their tits all flopping out and stuff. And the dogs there because I can mod him. He's not a part of the four squad. You can just have the dog there, the word dog. It's, it's beautiful. It's like, here's my fucking dog. Guy fucking all these hot bitches surrounding me and stuff. And we're doing important shit.

And my big's hard as shit. We're killing this one dude. And in a very serious scene and stuff. It's like very like, oh my God, intense and everyone's all naked. It's so fucking good, man. His stomach is bruised from sprinting with a fucking met. Right. Just constantly slapping against his own fucking abs.

His fucking abs are fucking bright red. His dick is just fucking slapping him, bro. Dude, Resident Evil 2, man, is impressive. The graphics are really good, so the fucking nude mods and that, it's like, god damn, this is, an old person would be tricked. Like, what fucking movie is this? Or the chicks just running around fucking... An old person would be trained.

film is this? He watched Citizen Kane and then he immediately got jumped to open where he's seeing Resident Evil fucking two nude mods and he's like, they're doing this now? They're humans. They're humans, I promise. They're humans.

What's he doing? I don't know. I think of like, I don't know. I can't say that I've done too many. Like, I'm not that much into that side of things, but Halo 2 is like,

like undefeated to me in just how broken that game is and how much nonsense you can do in it. Like there's like, there's this specific weapon in, on top of a bridge that you're not supposed to get to. You're not supposed to have a

flying vehicle in that level, but if you like lure a banshee down a tunnel and like hijack it right when the loading screen happens, you can take it and fly it to the top of this bridge and gives you this weapon that destroys fucking everything. And it wasn't supposed to, It wasn't like an Easter egg.

It wasn't supposed to be there. It was just like the weapon needed to be... It just needed to be in the level so that it could load into the thing that uses it. Like, that's because, like, Hale 2's engine was, like, so... It was, like, built on, like, popsicle sticks. So, you just have access to this immense amount of power that doesn't make...

You could just blast through cut scenes. It makes no sense. And just, like, all sorts of... Like, just, like, sword cancelling your way out of maps and shit, and like multiplayer, like, there's a map with like a big fan on it and so you could just like drive a tank into the fan and like watch it spin out of control.

Just shit like that that just like fucks with the physics. I spent a lot of time. I think most of my time in Halo 2 2 was spent like in custom games with like friends trying to break it. But good times. That's cool. That's cool.

Good times. We already, James Passmore. Ah, that's hot. James Passmore, you wrote in a question about the, about Corteur that we already addressed. Sorry, we got a bit ahead of ourselves. but we appreciate you James James yeah James

yeah James yeah James you bitch you hear me you hear me it's a podcast you hear me it's the only thing you hear me you hear me you fucking fool

you hear that sound that's me slap my dick against your head James that's terrible I'm glad I can't hear that right now I'm glad I can't hear it right now. Kyle, but they can't. Hager Derek, the movie theater manager, wrote in. Says, hey there. Oh, my nigger.

Yeah, hey there, you peepy peeps. What's the worst euphemism you've heard for semen? I'm partial to cummy-wummies myself. Love you, broskeys. That's so like. Cumbles? Cumbles. Cumbles?

Cumbull-weeds? My cumbbles are coming out. Do you say egregious? Egregious, yeah. What's the most... Okay. I don't know. I don't think I've heard one that, like, really...

I think splooge. I think splooge is the one that, like, that sounds fucking gross. Yeah. Like, it just doesn't sound like... Or dick snot or something like that. Or cock's not. Like, I've heard cock's not. I'm like, whoa, what?

I don't like... I'm not a fan of baby batter. That to me is like a really... That to me is a really egregious. I kind of like it. I understand the... premise, but I just don't think babies should be included. You know?

I understand what you're saying. Yeah. Yeah, I get it. I feel like it. This isn't subway headquarters. You got baby batter on the brains. That was from a, uh, there's something about Mary right before he jacks off when Wiggies telling him to go jack off before the date and then he gets it on his ear.

You know that? What the hell you're saying? I remember that. There's something about Mary. I think I've ever seen him. You've never seen that fucking movie? You've never seen there something about Mary with fucking Ben Stiller. been over this. I haven't seen anything.

Sorry, sorry, sorry. Sorry. Yeah, I forgot. Yeah, you have seen, I've seen two and a half movies. I've seen, I've seen Spider-Man, I've seen Davian Goliath, and that's it. That's my entire cinematic knowledge. Chris has seen six, seven movies, ma' yeah. Yeah, good, yeah, yeah, forgive me, I forgot about that. It's just Spider-Man, Goodfellas, and Toy Story, and that's me. Yeah.

And that's how you dictate what's a good film and what's not a good film. Yeah, this doesn't, this reminds me the least of... Those three films. That's insane. This reminds me, this doesn't remind me of Goodfellas enough. It's like Chris, it's fucking... It's Wreck-it-Ralph. That's a bad movie.

What? What, Reck-Ral? This is meant... No, Chris mentality. This doesn't mind me a Goodfellers, Spider-Man, one, two, or three, or Reck-It-Ralph. Terrible film. And it's like, whoa, it's a citizen game. You got to sit down and absorb the film.

It's like, nah, fuck you. You don't get it. Okay. Well, since we've kind of addressed sports a little bit, we've got one sports question that I think is kind of... Bamp, bam, bam, bam. Kind of fun. I thought we'd... This guy's name is annoying, but I'm going to read all of it just so I never have to read it again.

When you have, and this is because the train for the time you can have is because the reason and you, did you get that? That's his name. You're a piece of shit. But he wrote in, Hey there, fellow Detriments to Society. Maybe you can settle a stupid argument

between me and some friends. I had a long argument about whether or not weightlifting should be considered a sport. My stance is that a sport is a physically active game with rules

and therefore it's not a sport. Their stance is it is a sport because any athletic competition is. Who is right? It's not a sport. It's like athletic competition but it's not a sport.

No, it definitely can be a sport. It depends on what type of... It can be sporting. It can be sporting, but it's not a sport. Are you just picturing fucking weight benching? Let me know. Weight pinching. What the fuck am I saying?

Pinch pressing? Like, what is that guy picturing? Because you can make anything a sport as long as you make rules in it. And there's a goal. Like, how do you... Derek, that's true. But he's asking if the art of weight of bodybuilding is a sport. It is not a sport.

Wait, did he say bodybuilding specifically? So let me read that again for me. Hold on. I won't read all of it again, but where is... Yeah, just the part or just that part. Because I want to make sure I'm understanding. We had a long argument about whether or not weightlifting should be considered a sport. No, weightlifting.

Yeah, so weightlifting by itself. It's more of an art or an act. It's not a sport. There's no rules in weightlifting exactly, you know? There's no rules. There's no points. You can't exactly... You can out-bent somebody, which I guess it's like we're making a game of, like, who's going to bench them off.

Yeah. I wouldn't say it's a sport. Like, is he talking about like just the random, just the arbitrary act of lifting weights? Yeah. Or is he referring to something that already exists and that is considered a sport? Like, you know, the competitions that they do

and like certain leagues and certain things that you can join? Let's say, yeah. Let's say that we're talking about competitive weight lifting. Yeah. And should that be considered a sport? That's a sport at that moment because it's competitive. by nature. It's a sport. Well, I mean, if fucking curling is a sport, why the fuck can't weightlifting be a sport?

I understand that, but I'm talking about it in his most big. Curling has a whole point system and there's rules and you can win a game of curling, you know? But if I'm at the gym and I'm just pumping iron out, I'm not playing a sport. I'm doing something. I'm doing an action. It's not a sport. Yeah, but so is wrestling. Struggling to see up close, make it visible with Viz. Viz is a once daily prescription eye drop to treat blurry near vision for up to 10 hours. The most common side effects that may be experienced while using Viz include eye irritation, temporary dimmer, dark vision, headaches, and eye redness.

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You just don't. And most natural weight lift you just lift weights. it's not a I consider weightlifting more of an art form more of an art form or like or bodybuilding instead of a bodybuilding instead of a body of an art form I don't consider it's really just like it's just the you know the purpose of getting fucking strong right I understand what you're saying but I feel like it can be sport you can add rules to it and make it sporting

but it's not a sport like you're not gonna say oh I'm a yeah you can twist it into a sport if you so choose but I it's not way of yeah driving a car NASCAR wouldn't be a sport just by fucking driving but then you give it rules right there you go I agree with you on that

yeah there you go that's exactly the right answer where friends are fucking stupid they don't understand fucking context dick head dumb motherfuckers stupid weightlifting if you're if somebody's genuinely

wait hold on let me just read this again to make sure or like go through it again because he said okay my stance is that a sport is a physically active game with rules and their stance is that a sport is any athletic competition.

That's not true. I don't know if any athletic competition is a sport, but I do think you could twist things into being, you know, more or less, like, you know, the NASCAR example is actually a great one. Like me jumping and us both jumping and seeing who jumps higher, it's not a sport. There's competition in that.

And if we were given rules on how he would land, how he would take off from the jump, and stuff like that, that would, the more sporting factors we add to it, would eventually turn it into a sport in a sense. Yeah. But it's not a sport exactly. Yeah.

So technically weightlifting is not a sport because it hasn't been designated as such. It hasn't been classified as such. There's weightlifting competitions, but I don't think there is, I mean, there are organizations of weightlifters and stuff like that. But they're, imagine how many sports there actually are, but they're just all underground. Like they're not like they're a sport when they're on fucking when people know about it. I feel like when enough people kind of know about it. They're like this is considered a fucking bona fide sport. You know what I mean? Because because I bet we could we can make a sport right now. You know what I mean? If we just came up with rules and shit and be like, all right, this is a sport. Can we do that? Like where's the line fucking stop? Me. Yeah. One of our one of our friends who were younger, we were going to make a documentary about competitive master beating. Yeah, that would be a sport. Why wouldn't competitive? cooking also be a sport. That's pretty physically demanding.

Well, it's not a fair sport. It's not a... Fuck yeah, it is, dude. You're better of cooking? Well, you know, it's not... I'm not even going to go into that realm. You're right. That's true. It wouldn't. Gordon Ramsey is not an athlete, but by the metric of, by the metric of like, ooh, competition is equal sport. It's like he might, he might as well be. Like, he's physical. He fucking shoves the fucking cooks and stuff and slaps the women. Like, those are the parts that don't make it on the TV.

He fed me water from the tap, you donkey! You know, like just all these like You're a fucking idiot And he fucking cubs. He always smacks down So it hurts more. He always hits down there. He makes him get on their knees

And he fucking slaps on down. You know what I see him plus a gravity. Fucking This chick she fucking was cooking her Her patty, right? Her burger patty. And he wanted it medium rare And he was like he fucking sliced it open.

It was raw. And he squeezed the juices on her fucking eyes, dude. And that shit was still hot. That's not. blind now. She's fucking blind now. She's blind and dead also. In separate reasons. He didn't kill her,

but she did make her blind though. That was him. It was good. It was on the first Hell's Kitchen. It was really good. The very first episode. Could you imagine that's how it starts? That's the fucking intro. And you're like, where is this shit gonna go? It would be my favorite show. It would be my favorite

fucking show ever. That shit's worse than Game of Thrones, man. It's like, yo, what's gonna happen next? Because this bitch is wrong. These potatoes are too dry. And then he just puts their fucking head

on the fucking, on the pan and just sears them and shit. And he adds butter. So it like really fucking. He seers it down to the point that he's touching the bottom of the band because he flattened their fucking head so much. Yeah, I unironically love those reality shows.

Because like the way that they milk suspense out of like such a simple, like, because they always do that thing where it's like, there is one of you is up for elimination. Melissa, you are safe. And then like, it's like three seconds.

And then he goes, from continuing in this competition, go home. And then it's like three seconds later, it's like, because we're flying you back to the hotel in a private jet to continue in this competition. And it's like,

holy fuck, dude, just like, tell me I'm out or not. Auntie Donna literally did that. That was fucking player here. It really is like, you're just,

he's just sauteing these people's like brains like in real time he's a chef bro that's what he does yeah that's fucked up that's so that's so cruel I feel like that shit shouldn't like you shouldn't be able to do that it's so fucking sad it is really fucking cruel because some of these people like cry they're like I need to be here or else my fucking love when they cry oh you cry you little bitch

you fucking crying you little fucking baby I needed this for my kid he has cancer I don't give a fuck about you cancer kid get the fuck out of my kitchen right now fuck you and he fucking yeah there was a butcher knife in her back where were those tears earlier huh could it help with that dry chicken idiot imbecile you fucking daft pun he gets a fucking shotgun blows his own head off dude what is this what the fuck in my ear it tastes like cow dick blouse he kills himself for dramatic effect

just to just to get to the heart of this person because deep down he believes They're better than that. And he just wants to show them. He's willing to sacrifice his fucking think tank for that moment, bro. And that's episode two. That's episode two. He's making people. It's got like 10 seasons and he dies in the second episode.

You have no clue. The next episode he comes back and his head is taped together, but you can see like the cracks. And he's like, yesterday I may have got a bit heated. But today we go on. It's simply the passion I have for all of you here. You're better than what I saw yesterday. Do better today. And he's like his eyes, his face is like just not.

His eyes shifts the wrong way. You know, his, his jaws are moving, but like his, his lips aren't attached really. So his, his lips aren't moving, but you can see him like fully like emoting underneath them. He's like a skin walker. Oh my God. His head, the top of his head is empty like a fucking teapot. And you can see inside of it. And it just slowly, it just slowly evolves over the course of the show.

It becomes this like really sad like Phantom of the Opera style like fucking. I actually believe this man, because have he seen his face like up close? Struggling to see up close, make it visible with Viz. Viz is a once daily prescription eye drop to treat blurry near vision for up to 10 hours. The most common side effects that may be experienced while using Viz include eye irritation, temporary dimmer dark vision, headaches and eye redness. Talk to an eye doctor to learn if Viz is right for you. Learn more at Viz.com.

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to reconstruct his blown off head. Because I've never seen, I've never seen that many grooves in someone's face before. Like, you know, like it's a lot. His face looks like a wall in New York. city, you know, where it's like a bunch of like little divvits. A little divvits that you can feel around like, like if you're

a blind person you're trying to get home, you can feel around to see like, there's the wall on 34th in Maine. And you can keep going back home. Like the ceilings in an old apartment building. Yeah, like the fucking ceilings in my fucking apartment. Yeah.

Quit touching my face, fucking you blind bitch. You blind bitch. You bloody blind bitch. Well, since we are clearly the most qualified to discuss this. Let's go on to some human rights questions. Oh, let's go. Perfect. Perfect.

Oh, my God. Spooty boy wrote in. He says, hello and welcome back to sentience. I'm not doing that. My question for you, my question for you is do imaginary friends from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends have rights?

They're entirely sentient and fully functional despite being separated from their creator. yet they are literally sold for profit. They aren't sold for profit though. Yeah, it's a foster's home. They're adopted. Like, he's wrong.

But do they have, do they have rights if they're? Time on, time on, time on, time on. But you got to, you see when you answer, when you ask a question, right? If you want a good answer, you got to understand what you're asking. They're not sold for profit. They're foster kids. So there's legal documentation of them existing. that means by default they deserve human rights or imaginary friend rights that's more detail people

go into once they like break down barrier one but they deserve rights because there's legal documentation of them yeah even animals deserve rights even though they're animals like i want to kick every cat hard when i see them but i can't because cats have rights oh my god That's have rights. Hard, dude. I want to kick them hard. Well, you're a fucking monster, son. Well, what about this?

What about this? Limp Sniggins wrote, and he says, hey, all. Does Inspector Gadget or Robocot, Robocop, if you're sad, deserve human rights? I've asked this to several people and gotten different answers each time. So far, it's pretty, it's like 70-30 split in favor of no. What? So 70% of people that this- What?

70% of people that this person talks to thinks that Mike was, what is it, what is this name? Broderick, what's this fucking? Kevin, Michael. Michael, is it? Matthew Broderick. Matthew.

Doesn't deserve rights. You talk it to fucking idiots. Well, after he killed somebody, like maybe he doesn't. Yeah. You didn't do it on purpose. That wasn't Inspector Gadget. It doesn't matter. Purpose.

That was Inspector. He's like, Go Go Go Gadgett killed this bitch. Go Go Gadget car crash. He died. But he didn't do it on purpose Go Go gadget car crash What does that mean? So does he become a car crash?

No, go-go-Gadgett and a car comes out. He shoots a car out himself. He opens his chest up and a car comes out. But it's definitely going to crash. Like, he can't change what's going to happen. No, I just think What actually happened Like what literally happened

Was he Matthew Brochick asked himself Before he crashed into what he said that Like the biggest piece of shit ever He's in the car And before he crashes That piece of shit says Go Go Gadget car crash

And he killed a woman That is so fucking dark There's no funny you should have I don't know what That's grisly, man That's fucking grisly That's fucking intrepid bro That's terrible

And we'll never know If that actually happened or not Because he'll never say And only one person survived He says it and he fucking winks at the camera. It was before. Oh, by the way. It was, uh, it was before he got the role, too.

So it was like really out of character. Like, it was, he was trying, he was trying to cry. He was trying to kill somebody with a car to show he's actually really good with being a road room mechanics. Yeah. I could be anybody. I can be anybody. I can kill somebody with a car.

He was like, I gotta get into the mind of inspector gadget. What would he do? What would he do? What would he do? years into a crowd. And hopefully and hopefully he was playing the fucking theme.

Oh my God. He fucking has that shit bumped to 11. Imagine getting hit. Imagine getting hit your car to a base boosted inspector gadget. Oh. Boom.

This chick's fucking brains all splat it everywhere that shit's still bumping go gadget go it's like a great aftermath just the cops arrived the car is still there inspector gadget ran away the car is still there

the cops arrive and it's just it's just it's just pat-da-da-da-un-up inspector gadget and the cops have to be like the cops have to sit there and pretend for a minute it's like I wonder who did this

fucking Broderick said it again could it be Oh my god. I haven't laughed in months. How did we get here? How did we get here? So I think we've determined that everybody's right.

No, he does not deserve him. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's it. I haven't laughed that hard as so long. I'm tired. My eyes are droopy now. Oh.

Yeah, I'm pretty, uh. Fuck, dude. Uh, let's move on. This shit's killing me. All right. Broderick death. Let's, uh, let's see if we can get a more grounded question. All right.

All right, let's talk about something a little bit less ridiculous. Bro, that was magnificent. None of the fun. None of the fun wrote in. He says, hello, Cretanist crew. Longtime patron, first time writing in. In Sam Ramey's Spider-Man, Peter develops odd wrist web sacks instead of creating web shooters. Now, given his age, high school or senior, I would think, how likely is it?

that he used the forbidden wussy for masturbating if he did would it be sexual assault if he then went on to web up bad guys please I must know your thoughts on this I'm confused by what he said so like if he if he used his like web slits

to jerk off presumably oh like he fucked his own web slinging things oh my god I don't know I didn't I never thought about that one time. Look, so I've never, I've never, I didn't think too hard about this question. I just thought it was a really stupid one so I could ask it. Yeah. Like, just the, that's trash. That's

a trash. I've never thought of that. There's never, that has never crossed my mind one time. Ever in my life, bro. I'm in a fan of Spider-Man since I was, unironically, since I was like four or five years old. I've been like a very adamant fan. And I've never thought, wow, you think Spider-Man, fucked his own wrists. I thought, I thought, look, look, look, it was going to sound crazy. I've thought about the fact that Jesus Christ might have fucked the holes in his hands.

Oh, yes. Or I thought about the idea of Spider-Man fucking his own writs. And the fact that you wrote in a question about that says ample about you, my friend. Please, never change. Well, I do want to say. And he also called it a wussy, too, right? Yeah, the wrist pussy or the web pussy, whatever you prefer. Some people just have never, some people

just have never had sex, bro. Yeah. Just have never, say, just never had a chance to do it. First of all, I do want to say, I do want to say this obvious thing.

If you hit somebody in the face, like with your hand, that's not sexual assault. Exactly. And you jerk off presumably with your hand. So like the answer to this is obviously no. I've combed in my hand and it hit people before. Like that's a thing.

You know, that's like one right after the other? Or what are you talking about? I can fucking nut in my hand and it slaps them. That, okay. Well, that, that I think might cross the line. No, it doesn't. No, it does it?

It was no sexual intent at all. I just wanted to come and hit him. I would kill you so hard. Oh, yes. You have to murder someone that does that to you. That's so death. And I feel like the judge is like, I completely understand. That's so death.

Like, the imagining that happened to me is probably, I think I would rather be fucking shot, dude. honestly I would definitely rather be shot because one is not embarrassing I imagine someone slapping you in the face of the cum fucking riddled hand and then they got to

pop it off your face there's a bunch of their come on you how stupid is that though that you would rather be shot and it's genuine I'd rather be shot than be slapped with cum that's

it's really Oh my god. Yo, he slapped him in a fucking hand. His hand looks like he dipped it in glue. He just pops. He's one in a fucking fake. He gets home and peels it off his hands like he's in first grade after you just mess with the glue stick. Yeah, with the glue stick.

He's got to roll it off his hand like a fucking glove because it's got fucking hard. He comes into the trash And then his mom is like honey You gotta stop doing that They're gonna find where you live They're gonna find where you live And they're gonna come after all of us You gotta stop you're also leaving your DNA on their face

They're going to file a report If you keep coming in your own hands And hitting people okay I've got you out What would the media What would journalists call This criminal that keeps slapping people With cum

Like a serial offender The fat slapper Fapp slapper The fat flapper Yeah. The fap slapper? Yeah. Fapper the slapper?

Fapper the slapper? Fap slapper. Fap slapper's pretty good, but it needs to be, I think it needs to be more like sinister. The cum hitter? The cum puncher. Cumb puncher? That sounds like a fucking superhero. Struggling to see up close, make it visible with Viz.

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FAPSlapper is good. It's good, but I just want something more like I'm thinking like two crime shit. Like they give, they always get the night stalker. The nut knocker. The nut knocker. The nut knocker. The nut knocker? The nut knocker.

The The creamer Cleaver, I don't know, like something just Something that's just like where it just sounds gritty and like Ooh, spooky. They're trying to scare you. Cincinnati creamer. He's just like, hey, there he goes.

He's on and again. Come in his fucking hand. You can come instantly. He can come on demand. That's why it's this fucking power. He looks at his hand. It comes in his hand. He's fucking, that would be so impressive. No jerk, no nothing.

He's so impressive. He's fucking clascent. He can come like I can cough, bro. It's like a squids. It's like a squids defense mechanism. He just like gets spooked and he comes in his hand and slapses. That's so fucking, that's so putrid. That's so disgusting.

He doesn't fit any. He has no pleasure. He has no pleasure. He has no pleasure when he comes. He can just come whenever he needs to. Like when he can spit, he can come. Oh my God, that's, that's a nightmare. That's fucking hell, dude.

That's hell. Well, that's a survivor right there. That's someone like that. That's a liver. I mean, that is the, that is peak evolution. I think that's peak evolution. Yeah. He can't get erected anymore.

Let's, let's move on, dude. He had to be able to come with everyone. We could do, uh, maybe probably one more question. And then, uh, do our little outro. And then we're good. Let's see, like dead N-N-N-C-Y-D wrote in. He says, stumbled across this magnificent dumpster-fighter.

of a podcast over the weekend and have literally not stopped listening since. So, here's a hypothetical. We're going to have ourselves a movie night. What are we eating, drinking, what are we watching? Chris, don't just say pizza, Sweeney, no hate, but I don't want to watch no cloynes. Keep up the great work, my dudes. Thanks for popping my Patreon, Cherry. Much love and respect.

Thanks a lot. We appreciate you. Thank you, my nigger. Yeah, man. You can say nigger now the black people. Go do it. You try, go to L.A. And then you go call a random black man nigger with an R at the end and then see what happened?

Uh, yeah. What are we, what do we do? We have a movie night. What are, what are each, what are the three of us each bringing? Like what are, what? We're watching Goodfellas, definitely. Good fellas? Yes.

Goodfell is a solid movie. I don't know if it's a movie night movie though. Okay, what's a good movie-night movie? I was thinking fucking, uh, Kung Pao. Kung-Pow, he's a really good one. Kung-Pow without a doubt. That can work. You get high.

Shindler's list? Yeah, it's like a close second. That's our movie night. Kung-Pow, Shindler's list, and what? What's another movie that we can watch? What was that other one that we said? What should? Good fellas?

Good fellas. It's a good balance. Good-go-Cepal is. Kung Pow and Shindler's list. Come to our movie night. Jesus Christ. What a shock. Kung Pow needs to be in the direct middle. Yeah, to like... To counteract.

To counteract those days. You know, it's funny. I remember like our friend Paul invited in like college. At least it was like 2011 or 2012. This is when I first started like really hanging out with him. And he invited me and my girlfriend at the time. and Jalen, who's another friend of ours, over to his house to have a movie night. And I was like, oh, cool, I've never done movie nights at Paul's.

I've never been to Paul's. I don't check this place out. Why not? It should be fun. And we go into Paul's room, and he just put Schindler's list on. And we watched the entirety of Schindler's list. What?

And I just, I just remember thinking, like, I mean, it's a good movie, but, like, this is very weird energy. Like I expected like Nacho Libre or like I don't know fucking Something you know like something a little bit more movie nighty You know

Fun fun fun Yeah something a little lighter than fucking Shinler's List Shindler's List is just one of those movies That like I don't know if you could really watch that with a group of people And not have it be just like a kind of like a weird scenario I can't watch it anymore because fucking I don't see Uh Do you just don't see the big deal, you know?

What? No, no, that is not what I was going to say at all. Holy shit. Oh, shit. No, what's that Irish actor's name? I forget his fucking name. Liam Nissen. Yeah, Liam Nissen.

Like, I don't see him in the same light anymore. So, like, all I'm going to do is just think of stupid shit to say, like, his taken stuff or him being, um... Racist. What, they call him? Did they call him... It's quite gone. They call him Razal Ghul or Rache.

Or Rache. Rish. They call him Rache. That's right. Uh, so he yeah, like I can't, I can't do it anymore because it'll just be disrespectful Because it's just it's just gonna be just a bunch of lines throughout any time I see him and I'm like I can't take this minute I can't we attend I can't take it seriously anymore I just I that movie I thought that movie was gonna be a comedy like a rom-com When I first saw I swear to God I swear to God because it sounds like the name of a stoop because I didn't know what it was about at all like a like a like stickler or something I had no clue from American eye

Shindler's list. Whoa. I thought it was going to be like a rom-com. And me and my girlfriend, we watched it at the time. And I was like, this is not what I expected at all. At all.

And she was just like, it was a movie about the Holocaust. And I was like, yeah, I could see that now. I thought it was going to be a rom-com. I thought we were going to like watch this movie and have sex eventually,

not watch this movie and be sad. And you guys still had sex, right? No, I did it. You saw one of those, fucking one of those fucking Jews hiding in the in the porter potty or something you're like oh man it's hot like let's go let's go right now

I love the thought of you I love the thought of you just like looking at this movie and thinking what you thought about it like just like like oh National Lampoons Auschwitz it's just like

because Schindler doesn't exactly sound like it's like oh the little black book or 50 first dates on Schindler's list It's like, oh, list of all Schindler's exes. Yeah, like, Schindler's like the guy. He's like the Schrader. He's the cool guy.

He's the Ferris Bueller or something. He's like, it's Schindler's list. It's like his, his, what? His ex-girlfriends are all his fucks for all time. Yeah. Not the story of poor Jewish people hiding for their lives with no color, you know? Yeah. Yeah.

I thought, I thought Sophie's choice was going to be a game show movie, so I understand. And what made me of, set is that I was like, why you invite me over to watch this? I was so good. I was like, why she invite me over to watch this? It is a weird thing to invite somebody over to watch, I will say. Very weird. We've never talked about like...

The fact that both of us have that experience with separate people is a little amusing. What confusing is that she wasn't Jewish. And we never talked about like the egregiousness of the Holocaust. So I was like, where did this come from? It's a good way to bring it up. I guess. By the way. How do you feel about, you know, the whole,

I don't know, the whole Holocaust thing. Could you imagine? That's the funniest thing for me. It's like, I can imagine, like, like, my girlfriend is a pretty good and regular person, but I would love to, like, watch something with her and we finish and she was like, why that was really good. It's like, yeah, too bad we didn't kill all those, like Japanese during a bombing, like, something like that.

You'd be like, excuse me? There's a Seinfeld episode about that exactly. Really? Is there? Of course there is. Of course there is. He's like, he's getting accused of being an anti-dentist. Like having prejudice against dentists because he like doesn't like the dentist.

It's some bullshit. But then he's dating this woman who agrees with them. And at the end of it, he's like, he's like, dentist, who needs him? He's like, yeah. Not to mention the blacks and the Jews. And then he just turns like, and then it ends. Then you never see her again. It's Jerry Seinfeld, the Jewish Jew ever.

Yeah, he's like such a clearly Jewish person. Seinfeld. Why would you say that? He's the most New York. He's the most New York Jew period. Oh, you're one of the good ones. Babi-Bam-Bim-Bim-Bin-Bee-Bee-Bee-Bu-Bu-Bu. You're one of those good Jews.

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come good I love that that audio clip of the magistrate it's fucking amazing probably the only positive thing they've contributed to society I hate them so much um okay last question by the person I just said hello absent absent absent well we're back now so you know count your blessings that we came back from the gas station unlike some other people uh how far would you take the separate the art from the author type of mindset would you listen to music from adolf Hitler if he dropped the hottest mixtape struggling to see up close, make it visible with Viz. Viz is a once daily prescription eye drop to treat blurry near vision for up to 10 hours.

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Seriously. Yeah, you have, you can't, you gotta be curious. Like Manson made music, and his music isn't the most horrible shit ever. It's insane. Yeah, Veronica showed us that, where it was like, she showed us this like song that Charles Manson made. And it was like, this is kind of, you know, aside from the whole like, you know, Manson part. You know, it's a pretty decent song. Yeah, it's a, not a bad tune, you know?

Yeah. I can't, I can't say that I, like, even if it was the greatest thing of all time, like, if he was like, if he rivaled like, the best fucking rappers, I wouldn't be able to, I couldn't support it. I would just, I would acknowledge it and be like, oh yeah, this is fucking amazing, but I can't, like, if this is getting streams or anything, like, I can't, I can't, I can't boost the estate of Hitler, you know? You know, you know how Pete Davidson's friends were probably like, listen, I love you, but that song's pretty good, like when Ariana broke up with him or whatever. I feel like it'd be a similar type of deal where it's like, you'd have to go up to every Jewish friend you have where it's like,

listen, bro, I love you. I love you, bro. You know that. Like, I would die. for you, but like, track two on Hitler's, like, recent Spotify release is pretty fucking, as a pretty good. Mind confinies, bitches is actually a really good fucking song. Mind confin these bitches,

dog. That, I, it would be, handling her from the back is a pretty good song. Yeah, I'm sorry, but,

like, I could, I could have got more of them is a pretty, is a pretty good song. Like, you know. Oh, my God. Aside from, like,

aside from, I know the subject matters a little, you know, but like, you know, that's a solid beat, you know, it's a good rhyme scheme. You know, some solid instrumental work there in the middle front by Goebbels. Pol landing in his pussy's a pretty good song, man. I'm sorry. You can't, you can't tell me it's not a good song. You know, and it's just like, no, dude, what about the one where it's like still here? You've heard that one still here? He's like, he's like, he's, I'd be cruising down in my Bima, chilling like a G down in Argentina or, some shit like that. It was one of those really good ones. That last track, the closing, the closing trank and frankly, such a great, such a great, you know, it's a solid, it's a really, genuinely, it's a great album. Like, sorry, like, he's a terrible person. I don't support

anything you did, like, God forbid, like, for real. Like, I wouldn't buy a shirt. I wouldn't, like, promote him or anything. I wouldn't go to a show, but, like, that's a good record. Sorry. That's really, you guys just reminded me of something at high school. There was a project that my friends did. One of my friends did some project, and I don't remember exactly what it was, but he made Anne Frank have a mixtape, like, just wrote the tracks out. And her name was Anne Funk. That's pretty good. I completely forgot about that. And she had a track list and everything. I think the Frank family probably has a little bit of humor for that. You know, they'd probably be

all right with that. Look, funny is funny. Funny is good. Good is good. Yeah. But the thing is that, Like, I like, I love Kanye West is a musical artist, and I love him to death. He's fucking crazy. Sure. He's fucking crazy. I admit that in a heartbeat. But, like, he, I think he makes really, really good music. There is.

That's why I, like. Well, he hasn't killed any Jews or anything, so there's no reason not to support him, you know what I mean? There's a, there's a, there's a, well, not that we know. Look, this is a case-by-case basis thing, also. Like, music is a lot easier for me, just because it's so, like, abys. abstract and kind of like, even if somebody's writing about something that they've been through or whatever, it usually is written in such a way that it's kind of poetically, uh, applicable to kind of like the audience as well. And there's kind of like a level of separation there anyway, like by the fact that it's like this person like fucking fucking, like, Ariana Grande is just in my head because I said her name already, but Ariana Grande isn't just like at a fucking restaurant like singing everything she fucking does. She's like a human being who speaks, you know? So singing is like just extra thing that they happen to do. I feel like with stuff like comedy is like a little bit different, like a comedian, like Bill Cosby. Like I don't know if I could watch Bill Cosby stand up now knowing now that, you know, you know what I mean?

Like I think, I think Bill Cosby stand up is less funny than, then I think his music would be listenable if he was a musician. You know what I mean? Because terrible musicians, there's all sorts of like really horrible. Like what's that guy the fucking, isn't that pedophile who fucking. wrote that song that's in Joker or whatever the fuck when he's going down the stairs. Oh yeah, he's the one with the da-na-na-na-na-na-na-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. He wrote that, right? Yeah, but like, I mean, like, you're not going to fucking know that.

And even if you do, it's like, you kind of like, all right, well, whatever, you know? Because it's like, it's not like him being like, da-na-na-na-na-na-ha-na-fucking kids. Donna-na-na-na-na-na-pan-file. I am one. It's not like this. I don't know, like, it's not like one of these, like, I don't know. It's a lot easier other than, but when you hear Bill Cosby being like, and I, you know, I spent time with a lovely lady and I, you know, and things were okay.

And it's like, oh, well. He had a joke talking about Spanish fly of that fucking rape drug shit. Like he actually, you're like, so you're like in retrospect, you're like, oh, this guy's just talking about like some of his experience. This is kind of, you didn't think about it because how would you know before? Yeah, you would never be. But now you're like, oh. Struggling to see up close, make it visible. With Viz. Viz is a once daily prescription eye drop to treat blurry near vision for up to 10 hours.

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2010 is when like a lot of, I think, Hollywood people knew. But like I think 2016, 2015, 2014, around that, time is when like it kind of blew the fuck open. So you would have no idea. He was one of my heroes, bro. I really did the Bill Cosby. I thought he was a lot of people's heroes. He was a lot of people's heroes, man.

Norma, Norm MacDonald, who just passed away. He has like an interview about like a Cosby story. And he was like, at the time he was like, yeah, he's like one of my heroes. You know, I used to listening all the time. By the way, that was like terrible news. I felt so sad when I heard that. That was wild. Sucks.

That came out of nowhere. He's just another person. He's another person that just fucking hid that he was sick. Yeah. Bro, what's the name? Like Chadwick Bozeman and shit What's his name? The, um, what to call?

The guy that was on the wire. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh my God, he recently died. Michael K. Knight. Michael K. Williams? Mike or is it William? I think I'm funny.

It's, is it Knight or Williams? I'm just fucking. Michael K. Williams. Williams. I, like somebody else, sorry.

One of, one of, one of my favorite actors ever on television. Like the wire, if you haven't watched the wire, please watch the wire. It is literally a masterpiece of a show. People argue that it's one of the best shows ever. It's really, really good. And he died random. They found him dead in his house.

That's crazy. That's crazy. What the fuck? That was, they don't know what he ODed. Now people are saying is it heroin. What could it be? The one thing that is just, I keep hearing about these ODing stories. A lot of times it's always connected to fentanyl.

They keep hearing about fentanyl because people getting like, there's some LA comics. Oh, Mac Miller. I actually just watch a documentary. about him yesterday. And, um, but, uh, yeah, Mac Miller, uh, some L.A. comics. Like, there were some small ones. And one of them I know because she was like, we would, we would chat a little bit.

And she's in the hospital. She didn't die. Her name's Kate Quigley. But like some of her other friends, they're at a fucking party and then they took some bad Coke that was laced with fentanyl. They died because fentanyl is insane. You know, it's just what a bunch of people use. Like, they don't get the real shit.

They use the synthetic, synthetic shit. It kills everybody. Yeah, you're not supposed to do that. But Michael K. Williams was, like, I never saw The Wire, but, like, he has one of my favorite, he has one of my favorite lines in community. Because he plays, like, this teacher who's, like, an ex-con who just got out of the prison. And he's, like, working at the school. And he goes, like, hey, guys, I just want to, like, whatever, what happened with Legos, man? They used to be so simple.

I know you know what I'm talking about. It's, like, you know, like little blocks and small and big blocks. but now we got like Batman Legos I'm not saying it's bad I just want to know what happened and it's like it's like this genuinely earnestly acted line where it's like it's so funny

but yeah that was that was it's so sad like everybody's and you know the fact that Norm just hid the fact that he had cancer this whole time is mind blowing like I had nobody had any he had it for 10 years and kept it from everyone same thing with Charlie Bowman man

yeah yeah it's crazy I guess you just don't want to be seen in that specific way But that was that was I don't I know Norm specifically was like I don't I didn't Well he never talked about it specifically but he talked about people being sick and he was like I don't want to I don't want sympathy laughs like if I'm not funny. I want to know I'm not funny Which I thought was like really kind of cool. I don't know he's a really unique person just a weirdo That was really yeah definitely different when he passed he's definitely the most like his comedy has always been the most like

sometimes I laugh because it's not funny but it's funny how he's just sitting there saying what he's saying yeah well that's that's a lot of his comedy really where he's saying shit and he forced it's like it's almost

like forcing laughter like a lot of times he'll keep going and making it awkward until it becomes funny yeah like I like it he was like the comedian's comedian because like he would make the comics laugh more than the audience like I like do you ever see this clip of him at like the Bob Sagot roast where he's like where he's just reading these like he's

reading jokes out of like a it's called like jokes for the retirement home it's just like all these like really terrible it's like you know they tell me they tell me but uh bob Saggots got the face of a flower yeah a cauliflower and it's just like all these like really dumb jokes and the comics are dying but the audience is just dead silent and he just can the fact that he just bombed the whole time for the audience just to like amuse the people on the panel is just like so fucking funny. And he did that joke about the fucking crocodile hunter like 10 days after he passed away. Right after he died, brother. Everybody was like, it's too soon.

Do you see what he was doing? It's like people call me up. People call me up. They were shocked. They were like, guess who died? And it's like you'll never expect it. The crocodile hunter. And it's, I don't know, man, he's such a weird, weird guy.

I'm gonna miss that feller. Great guy. Anyway, before we, don't want to end things too sad, but. Go-Go-Go-Gadgett upbeat. Go-Go-Go-Gadgett, end-game. Go-go-Gatgette-Pallet cleanse. Yeah, pallet cleans. We're at the end.

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