The Snark Tank - #83:Our Perfect Mario Cast

Episode Date: October 2, 2021

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Welcome to the Snark Tank podcast. It's me, Chris Reagan, and I'm here as always with Derek Blackman, Some Black Guy, and Tom Sweeney. And we're here once again with another episode of,

you know, whatever the hell this is, you guys seem to like it. A quick thing before we get into it. I thought it would make more sense to start doing this at the beginning of the show instead of at the end of it. This podcast is entirely supported by the viewer on patreon.com slash the snark tank. So go over there if you like what you hear and throw us a dollar or two, you know, and get yourself some early episodes. You know, figure I might as well chill early on because like I figure, you know, anybody who's listening to the podcast probably, anybody who gets to the end probably definitely already knows that, you know? But anyway, so there's a decent amount of stuff to talk about before we started

Before while we were going through the list of things to talk about There are a couple things right we had the the Mario movie and the whole fallout from the casting and all that shit We had and we were gonna we were talking about Anya Taylor Joy who is you know from Queen's Gambit a show that I have not seen I don't know anything about Queens Gambit I haven't watched it either it's about I was I just know the actress. I've seen her. And I just said like she's,

she's fucking hot or something. I said something like that. Right. Yeah. And then I commented, of course, of course she thinks she's hot. She's like snow princess, which Derek seems to be very,

very attracted to the, uh, the forbidden food of the white woman. So I had to interject. I had to interject. I had interject because I, specifically I've made a video about this. Because our relationship only goes back of,

you know, a few years. And so it's like, y'all don't know my catalog, you know, of whom I've dated. And so when he was like, have you dated like a dark skin woman? I have. Yes, I haven't. I have. You haven't.

You're the only one. You're the only one of the three of us who haven't. I've dated black women, but I haven't needed a dark skin woman. I've dated black women before. I've dated two that were fairly dark. I'm actually a big, I really, I like very dark skin, actually. It's, dude, it's just, I like haunt women in general. It doesn't matter, you know what I mean?

It's just like, if you are aesthetically pleasing, what's up? You know, I don't. I've realized as I've gotten, because for a long time, I was like not into white girls. And then I dated a bunch of white girls. And I was like, oh, yeah, I'm still not into white girls. That's what makes sense. The older I get the moment is like, if someone's attractive, there's attractive, you know, like that's just. Yeah, yeah.

That's typically, that's typically the rule. So where did it go from here? What did Sweeney say? He said something ridiculous. Oh, he asked, okay, you asked, you asked, did I at least sleep with her? Oh, okay, okay, a little bit of, because all I said was, I started explaining one of the dark skin women that I dated, you know, and then I said that it ended badly or whatever because she was like a rich piece of shit. It was just a bad dynamic. And you asked, did I sleep with her at least? And it's like, no shit. We were dating. And what did you say? say to that.

Not always that people like are dating that they sleep with each other, you know? Not you need, Chris is like, oh, you sleep with them before you start dating. Yeah. And it was like not always. Not no. Pretty much every circumstance that I can recall in my entire life with me and with everybody I know.

That's the case. Not everybody. No. Not everybody. Who do you know? Who do all of us know who like, oh, they date before they sleep together? What is that? I'm pretty, I'm pretty sure.

I'm pretty sure Joe did. with who his last girlfriend I don't think that's true I know a lot of people that do that I know a lot like a lot of people that do that Look you have That doesn't sound real

That's not a real thing unless you're in like You guys are gonna say I sound stupid And the people on the chat are gonna be like I've never slept with someone But my friend who slept with someone Look listen if you're like in the fifth grade obviously You're gonna be dating somebody You know what I mean?

I have not exactly lived by that rule, but I, like, but it happens. I can't imagine a circumstance unless you're, unless you're literally like an adult dating the person that you've dated since you were like literally children. Like, that's the only possible circumstance that I can imagine that. It happens, bro. Trust me. I'm sure it happens for stupid reasons. Fairly often. I'm sure.

I'm sure there's people that make up stupid rules from themselves and like, oh, we need to be in a converseful. committed relationship before I give myself to you. And it's like, well, that's stupid because what if the, what if that, the sexual relationship is horrific? And then you're like, ah, never mind, I'm out of here because that is clearly an important part of the relationship, unless you're waiting till marriage or something. You know what I mean? Like the, the one stipulation is like, well, I'm waiting until marriage. And it's like, all right, I guess you guys are going to find out when you get married. Besides that, what's the reason to do that? What's the reason? I don't I don't think it's that something it's that crazy because some people just like I want to at least because you know like a lot of like usually ladies they go through this point with like I step with a lot of guys are like I want to wait and see if this guy's worth me it's gone and sleeping with him you know because for sex isn't the same for men and women you know like it's just not it's not the same exact like value so some girls are like I'm going to wait until this person is shown worth a me.

being with them, you know? I think that's setting yourself up for failure. I think, I think it's like, I'm kind of indifferent with it. I don't exactly care. But there's a lot of people that think like that, you know, and I'm not championing either side. I'm like, eh, whatever. No, you're just stating that it's real, which, you know, I still, you know,

the jury still out on there. I'm sure it's real. I'm sure it's real. I just don't think it's as popular as you think. I think it's fairly popular, dude. I don't, I think that it's. fucking guys left and fucking right and then now every guy they date they make him wait like six months and the guys tend to cheat on them but it's that might not be correlated you know that's the whole

that might not be correlated i don't know exactly listen listen people that let's just say there's some people that practice this oh my god here you all need to understand biology and survival we are we are made to breed oh my survival it's a not a Sex is surviving. It's not even like that anymore. It's not even like that. What do you mean? It's not even like that.

That is literally a part of our fucking DNA. It's a part of the reason why we feel, the reason why we feel pain. The reason why we smell terrible smells is for survival. Everything evolves for us to survive. The reason why fruit tastes so good is because it's fatty so we can eat it, consume it, and store fat so we don't starve. It's all about survival. Derek, yes.

But what happens is not that simple because we don't live for survival anymore. It doesn't matter whether we live. for it or not. Our bodies are still engineered that way. How come our senses haven't changed yet? No, they have. They've altered. They're not they're nowhere near as accused as they used to be. That's why humans suck at everything

sensual. But everything that's normally geared towards survival, like smelling bad smells, stalking up on fatty foods, having the urge to breed is still here prominently. But what happens is that we have people who are gay and they literally don't

fit into that portion. What is that mean? No, no, no, no. What does that mean? Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, dude. Like, survival. Gay people are still horny. But, but, wait, let me, let me, let me explain.

We're not as a simple as, like, it's for survival. Like, not everything we do is for survival that is instinctual. No, it's not philosophical. That's evolutionary. It is. Oh my God. It's not as, it's like, oh, no, that's, it is. It is.

Okay, give me an example of, give me an example of it. being something different than survival, evolutionarily. Evolution. Okay. If a man, okay, now I'm not against this. Before anyone gets, gets crazy and says something like,

oh, he's anti this. I'm not. But what happens is survival, human, people, living creatures mate, right? You know? Yes. Like things made to procreate,

to continue on what is called, like fitness, whichever thing is the most fit in X amount of terms will have most children and then that'll press on his genes and then they'll mutate in other things that can or cannot be adaptive and then used to further whatever kind of species it is. That is how evolution works, right? But then when you throw in like wrenches like things like, oh, well, this thing's not exactly attracted to the same sect as it.

It's just like, oh, well, that's different from the idea of us surviving and being the most fake creatures and doing it. And it's like, it still exists. It's still prominent. But that, it being there, it's no, like, there's no reason in, in the bigger evolutionary game of it being there. It's there. And it exists. See, what you're saying, it's still, my point still stands with the outliers, say a gay person who can't actually breed.

If they, like, say, if they don't have the desire to breed, if they don't want to say a guy doesn't want to have sex with a woman pass on his jeans. he still has the urge to want to mate. That's why he bangs bussy. And there's some people that don't even want to do that. People that don't even want to have sex. That's a real thing, which blows in my mind. You're talking about the outliers, which do not outweigh the vast majority of people

who want to spread their seed for survival purposes. They don't outweigh, but they exist. That's the thing. Wait, when no one's denying that they don't exist? What the hell are you talking about, sweetie? That isn't even the point of this conversation. That's not the point. to this conversation.

All I'm saying is that not everyone is going to want to just throw out fucking pussy a dick, you know? Some people want to wait. The entire point of this conversation is that the number of people who don't want to bang before like that don't want, they're like, I want to get into a committed relationship, then bang is a much smaller number than the vast majority of people who don't

want to do stupid shit like that. Because it's just extremely and unnecessarily complicated. Usually it's up in disastrous because of when what I was, saying before the urges that we have especially men that why like why all men or pigs or whatever is because we're wired that way to want to you see a chick bending over and you're like hmm you know your brain just goes there you're like you just have that a moment where you're like not exactly that's exactly for me i'm like oh that person's bending over i'm not like oh man i wouldn't mind shoving a few babies up that bitch that's not exactly where my mind so you're going too far with that i'm

just saying hmm or a flash of a thought a flash of a thought. I'm not talking about where you're like, you just turn it into a dog and immediately just want to fucking rip her fucking clothes off and shit. But I think I,

it's, it's coming, dude. It's common. It's, I think it's disappearing in younger people. I think it's actually the other way around. I think younger people are trying stupid shit.

I think that's what it is. I think like, say, I think that a lot of people, like say, there was always the high school and stuff where people would date. and they would go steady and whatever and they're not banging because people just

for a period of time there was that whole 50s era where people were being all super conservative like the typical stat stereotype and stuff they were all doing this weird thing and torturing themselves and then after a while people are like that stupid why torture ourselves why not like

you know start hanging out start hooking up oh you know what dude everything's good we're on the same page on everything we should definitely start dating I feel like the the whole Tinder thing really like I think the second Tinder happened. It was like, oh, yeah. No, people are just like, just throwing whatever the fuck around at this point.

And then, like, because that's even like friends of ours. Like, they met people on Tinder and they would hook up and then they would date, you know? It's not like a super uncommon thing. It's actually pretty, you know, everywhere, especially now. Let's just say, let's say for Sweeney's argument that it's, uh, what he's saying is much more, uh, common than we think. I, I personally still think that's really fucking stupid. I think it just unnecessarily complicates things. It is you putting your human urges on hold and just pissing your partner off,

yourself off, because it's just all you're building up tension that wants to be released, and it's making your hormones fucking crazy guy or girl. All it does is unnecessarily complicated things. As an adult, there's no way in hell I'm going to like date somebody for six fucking months and then not have been having sex already. Like it's just like that's not going to happen. It's just, it's fucking torture.

It's not about it being torture. It's just about just basic like, come on, dude. Like what's, what is making us not friends right now? You know, it's literally the only thing that like makes me not your friend.

I, it is like, because yeah, your best friend, you're hanging out, you're doing everything. If we're doing literally everything together, right? But we're not having sex.

You're just a really good friend of mine. Like, it's not dating, really. Like, it's just like, there's no distinguishing factor between that and just you're being a friend. I would say, like, my girlfriend is my best friend. But, like. But you guys are banging. But, yeah, but like, if your girlfriend was not sleeping with you, would she be, is that your girlfriend then? I

I yeah but like no it's just your best friend sweetie do you think you guys honestly do you think you would have survived this long without having any sexual relationships with your girlfriend we don't

we're we're gonna you've been together you've been with Lily for five years if if she hasn't though hold on hold on what do you say

what do you say we are we have we have a very respectful I want to hit you so hard you're the worst Anyway, so Mario. We never even thought about doing that together. I wish I was Neegan and you were that fucking Asian guy right now.

Like I really, I want, I want that. We don't need to get, we need to get racist. Speaking of racism, Mario. Yeah, yeah. So, this whole thing got sparked over fucking Anya Taylor Joy. So Anya Taylor Joy is playing Princess Peach in this Mario movie, right? And the rest, so they announced the cast at this Nintendo, by the way, if you see my eyes darting around,

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Wow, Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. And it's like, you know, it's catching my ape brain. But they announced the cast to the Mario movie at a Nintendo direct, right? Which is not something that I anticipated. I didn't even bother watching the thing.

Were you watching it live, Sweeney? I watching the, yeah. What the hell did they even do? What did they like, oh, Zelda 6? is coming in 40 years. What did they do? There was no Zell deformation actually. It was like 200 things of anime, right?

Like anime fucking video games. It was it was anime sword shit. They showed some cool stuff. They're bringing Ocarina. They're doing Ocarina of Time. They're brain, they're bayoneta three. Like, they had some stuff. But they showed the cast of the Mario movie.

And it was like the strangest thing I think I've ever, I actually like audibly laughed at a presentation for the first time in probably like a really long time. Do you remember Sweeney when we were doing the E3 party at my house here in New York? Fucking the guy with the guy from a unraveled? Yeah, unraveled. This dude at E3 was up on stage with like a yarn doll of like the main character and it zoomed in on his hands and he was shaking like a like a Hadron Collider.

And he was like shaking like Michael J. Fox, bro. He was fucking vibrant. That was the last time. That was the last time that I loved. laugh that hard at a live presentation ever in my life. And it was when they unveiled the cast for the Mario movie at this Nintendo Direct. And it is as follows, I'm sure the internet knows already, Chris Pratt as Mario, Charlie Day as Luigi. I'm happy for that, dog. Like, I like that, but continue. Jack Black as Bowser. It's, look, Kegan Michael Key as Toad. I don't know. It's not even

that it's like a particularly like... Was Toto always a brother? Was that? No, okay. So I should... Okay, first of all, I should say, this is an animated movie. Yes, it's not a live action, right?

Can you imagine? Can you fucking imagine? They just put gloves on and fucking shit, like, all that would be so good. It's just, I can't imagine Keegan Michael Key as like a mushroom-headed man. But, you know... So the cast is just, it's a weird cast, like, whatever. But I think Jack Black is fine

Jack Black can play like pretty much whatever he fucking Like Bowser like who fucking cares like I don't know There's no interesting thing about Bowser really And honestly to be to be real There's not really anything interesting about any of these characters These are just video game characters that are just iconic in design They're some mortal They have like the best designs proper

They have like such iconic games like they're just Yeah they just persist They're logos really They're like they're not characters So you could do whatever the fuck you want with him. I'm not that offended by it or anything. But I do think it's just hilarious

that they went like, who should we get to play Super Mario in a movie, an illumination movie, by the way. These are the despicable me people that are animating this fucking thing. So it's probably, ah, it's going to be a mess. But the first thing they thought was Chris Pratt?

Yeah, what a Starlord? I can't even imagine Yeah. I can't, like, I don't know. You understand, like, how this is, like, a problem where, like, Chris Pratt is just going to be doing, like, a Mario impression the whole time? I think he's just going to be, like, just talking around sort of like that's Chris Pratt. But that's, I don't think he's going to be.

But don't you understand? That would be so weird. See, this is the issue. The issue with this is, this cast would actually make a lot more sense to me if this. if this was a live action movie. Because you're not going to find like a three foot tall, like unorthodox, like wide loaded, like small Italian man. But so you might as well just get Chris Pratt to play like a stereotypical Italian plumber.

But if it's just going to be animated anyway, and it's going to be in the style of Mario anyway, why not just get the voice actor for Mario to play him? it's Hollywood. No, it's literally because of Hollywood. Obviously it's that. But also the voice acting from Mario is gonna be like, oh no,

Mama, like that's he doesn't, he's never spoke like he said. But you don't think it's gonna be jarred. You don't think it's gonna be jarring. It's, I don't, I just,

it's weird. It's, it's, to make, look, to make a Mario movie in the first place is just kind of fucking weird. Yes.

You know, but him being, him being like a character voiced by Chris Pratt is like this is it's fine like whatever you're misunderstanding the problem I think the issue is it is going to be like uncanny as hell

to see it is to see the Mario that we've seen for decades the same exact character design the same exact style to see that character all of a sudden go from Wahoo!

To Chris Pratt like just speaking his voice coming out of that animated character is going to be very bizarre. So you for sure think he's not going to put on like a stereotypical Mario accent?

You don't think he's going to do that? I don't know. Maybe. I feel like he has to or it's going to be so jarring. I just don't care. Like I did like eh, whatever. The only thing that bothered me The only thing that bothered me out of all this, like everybody was complaining, and one of our good friends, Veronica,

had a breakdown about this because she really cares about this character. But Donkey Kong being voiced by Seth Rogen was only thing that was like, ah, that kind of sucks, you know, like that. That's actually happened? Is that real? So I did friends real? I forgot that. Yeah, it's real.

Like he's, I'm going to play the drums. Did he? Did he what's a banana? You want some bananas? Did he? You want some A little of pot.

The smoke pot. I got pleaded of edibles. Are you Jewish? Who's James Franco? Who's that? I've never met him. Oh, you mean that rapist? Was my friend for literally years.

Like 10 years. We made like four movies together. I definitely knew about that shit. I want to see like just, I hope the Mario movie is just a two hour long interview with Seth Rogen as as Don Donkey Kong and every time he laughs, it just progressively base boosts to the point where it's just it's just a fucking disastrous cacophony of hell. I don't know, man. I'm not upset or angry about it.

Like I don't care. I don't give a shit about Mario. Like, fucking. It's just weird. It's just weird. It's just strange. And the thing that does bother me, the thing that I will say, the biggest actual complaint about this and the biggest thing that actually does bother me is.

because there are so many voice actors who are really good at voice acting, right? But instead, for some reason, this happens a lot with Illumination movies specifically. It's like sing and fucking, I don't know, secret life of pets and, and despicable me. Instead of, like, finding these, like, really talented voice actors

of which there are a lot of, many of whom Sweeney, Derek and I, know, you know. Like, we know plenty of, like, really talented voice actors. And the fact that, like, these roles are just being handed to, like, I guess, I don't know, Chris Pratt can do it, I guess. I don't know.

To me, it's just... I understand why, like, certain communities are annoyed by it. Because it is just this moment of just like, hey, this is a recognizable person. Shove them into the movie. It's the same thing with fucking Beyonce in fucking, uh, what is it, Lion King? Where it was like,

why? She's ruining every song she's in because she's over singing and just being a complete show off to the point where like that movie still makes me upset because it's like a first grader who just learned that they could sing at like a talent show like completely trying to upstage everybody else. It's like just stop trying so hard.

You're fucking Beyonce. I don't know. I saw it. It was a waste of time. Yeah, it's not worth it. I still haven't seen it. I haven't seen it yet. I just, I haven't seen any of the remakes because why? They're not gonna be better. I like

Aladdin. I stand by that. I like the Latin. It's not as good. It's not as good as the original one. Well, that's how I feel. I like the Latin. Why would I watch the discount version? I don't understand. Like, you know it's not gonna be good. It's like a remake of a video game. Give it a chance. You're like, oh, that's probably gonna be better.

It makes sense. You're updating some shit. This is a fucking downgrade. It's like, okay. Yeah, dude, but I totally agree with you the whole fucking voice actor. It sucks. It sucks. It sucks, but Hollywood's, Especially Mario, this movie is going to make a shitload of money Because all the kids are going to fucking see it It doesn't matter who the fuck is voicing it For example, I love watching The Rock's Instagram

We're in that movie Moa, Moana Is it that? Yeah, yeah, yeah And like he played the, I don't know, I haven't seen it yet But the god in that movie, the Rock plays it Yeah, okay And he tells his daughter, hey, look, it's dad like and she's like no she's like she's saying it's not him like it's his voice which is like no

i don't see you it's not you i don't give a shit and i'm like that's every kid ever that's every kid there's yeah i just like the movie and what's happening i like colors i can't i don't understand concept i don't understand anything i'm dumb i'm dumb i'm fucking stupid that thing looks cool it's bright yeah so having chris pratt having fucking star lord like like you're they're gonna the parents gonna Hey, look, this is Starler. That fucking Mario was not Starler. Shut the fuck up, Mom. It's not even...

You raggedy bitch. It's not even... It's not even really like people with particularly noticeable... Like, there are some people with voices that you understand why, like, if there's a celebrity, they're put into, like, a voice acting role. I think... Fucking... I think of people like...

Norm MacDonald. I think of people like Gilbert Godfrey. Danny DeVito, man. Yeah. Mark Hamill. Obviously. Mark Hamill. Of course.

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I only argue against that because he is Luke Skywalker also. You're right. Like it's hard, it's hard, but... You're not wrong, but I'm fairly certain he's been in more, like, voice roles than he has in line action. Oh, 110%. And just iconic. I mean, fuck the god motherfuckerucker's Batman, dude. I mean, Joker, what the fuck am I saying in Batman?

He skips? Jack Black is another one of those people who's like, yeah, yeah. And he's done a really good job in, like, because he's... He's been in like, like, video games, like, brutal legend and fucking, like, he's in psychonauts right now. Like, there are people, like, I understand. But, and even back in the day when they were doing Disney movies, you know, you had Gilbert Godfrey, like, doing the parrot and, like, Robin Williams doing the genie. Like, I understand. But most of the other, dude.

Most of the other actors were, like, you know, they were voice people. Yeah. And you're talking about, like, true thesbians versus these fucking, these people. Yeah, I don't know. These people that just happened to be famous. Yeah. Like, that's, like, the big difference. The people that went to fucking Juilliard versus.

Charlie Day. Like Charlie Day. I don't know hate on Charlie Day, but I think he has one of the most annoying voices in the universe. I think that's why he's going to be fantastic. I think he's going to be fantastic. I hate, like, I like,

let me, Pacific Rim. I love that movie. I love, um, Deltoro. I love fucking Kaijews. Yeah, he is. And as much as I like Charlie,

anytime he's on this screen, you know, chewing it up, I like want to plug my ears. As much as I love, it's always sunny. I love his character, but it's still, like, his voice, I'm like, ugh. You can't have a full episode of Just Charlie, you know. I love Charlie, because I love how fucking frantic and panic he is. I like him.

I love that character about him. Sounds like a bull horn. It sounds like the DJ horn to mean. Like, that, it gives me that type of cringe. Yeah. I'm less like, ugh. It's definitely, like, a little bit of the meme horn going on. But I don't know.

But speaking of the Mario movie, some people have wrote in about it. Oh, that's it. Jimmy Bob James, Jimmy Bob James wrote in. He says, Hello, Chris, Black and Torture. Given the insanity that was the Mario movie casting, don't, you can't, you don't, by the way, every, the fly keeps flying around the light, and I keep imagining it's going to get up right up into the lens,

and it's going to do that butterfly thing from that SpongeBob episode. Oh, that would be great. Yeah. whispers into the camera. But he wrote in, he says, given the insanity that was the recent Mario movie casting, who would you all cast as the characters for any video game movie adaptation of your choice, since obviously whatever decision made here will be better than that garbage fire for casting? I stand by Jack Black. I think you would do a good bad. I don't, I don't think it's a bad casting. I just don't think it's like... It's a complexing casting.

I just don't care. I just don't care enough, but I guess we'll see. Let's recast. Let's recast Let's recast this movie right now. Okay, Mario, instantly, Danny DeVito, off the top. Well, he's... Off top, off top, Danny DeVito. I love it. I love it, but I would rather have him do, like, a, like, toad or something. I'd rather have him do this...

I totally agree. I totally agree. I think Danny DeVito would make an excellent toad. Like, hey, I'm the fucking toad. Fuck you, bitch. And she should be Sylvester Salone as Peach. Hey, Mario, I've been dating. I need your help to come

get me. There's a bunch of bad guys here. You gotta be up for some gumba. I bake you a cake. Come by the kiss. Okay, so now Joe Pesci has Mario. Oh, my. Joe Pesci has Mario.

Just. You Jew motherfucker, you? You fucking peach motherfucker. You motherfuckinck. You motherfucker. You're a bitch, you piece of shit. I look like a- I look like a plumy to you?

I'm funny you. I'm a comedian to you, huh? Dude, that is... How am I funny? That is... Instantly, this is better, by the way. Danny DeVito is towed. Rocky fucking Balbo. I forget his real name.

As Princess Leone. As, what's his face? Danny Devito is towed. Joe Pesci's Mario. Jackie Chan as Luigi. Who? Jackie Chan is Luigi. Oh my fuck. Come on, man.

Come on, man. He'd be like, he'd be like, He's like Mario, Mario, I have no, I have no cool. How you do this, Mario. I am very confused. Where's my uncle? Mario, Mario, we have to say my uncle. Mario, how are we going to jump up so high, Mario?

Mario, we need Yoshi, Mario. Who's, who's Yoshi? Who's who's? Yoshi? Hold on, think about it. Don't, don't just impossibly say it. As Yoshi would be like, fucking Keith David. Yes.

As Yoshi. Yes. Yes, absolutely. He would sometimes slip up and say arbiter lines because Arbiter's pretty much a dinosaur too. Up on top of me, Mario. Will you need to go? That would kill me or release me pair.

I mean, I mean, Yahoo! Wah-la-la-la-la-la-la. He says spawn lines sometimes. God damn, I'm loving this, I'm loving this, I mean, Bowser and Donkey Kong are left. Donkey Kong? We've got to change everybody. Donkey Kong, I want, I think, maybe Seth Rowe.

No. Maybe, uh, I want weird Al in there somewhere just because I think that'd be confusing. Weird Al? Not as Donkey Kong. I wanted, there's got to be some music character in there. He doesn't have an icon of enough voice, I feel like. Weird Al, absolutely. Let's not. What if we just? He's voice acted in a lot. Success starts with your drive. An American Public University is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward. Whether you're changing careers, starting fresh, or pursuing a lifelong passion, our programs are designed for people who never stop. You bring the fire,

APU will fuel the journey. Learn more at APU. APU.orgon.com.org. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an

accident. Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I have, maybe I don't know, I don't know him in many things, but like, he had like a Disney show. Who, um, who has a distinct enough voice? Not Kanye Jay Z can be Donkey Kong

Jay Z. You're playing the drums and shit. We can't have any, we can't have any Black people who'd be fucking Donkey Kong. It's just not going to work. It's not going to work. People are going to get really bad. My first thought was Kevin.

Oh, Russell Crow. Russell Crow. With his fucking Irish, his fucking Australian accent as a monkey. As fucking. As Donkey Kong, he'll be like, Oh my God. Mads Mickelson, dude.

Mads Mickelson would be fucking perfect because he's threatening. He's a threatening person. Have you ever seen Casino Royale? Yeah. He's the bad guy in Casino Royale. I know exactly who you're talking about. He's in death-stranding? No, you know what it should be?

And he should be speaking in like Austrian or whatever the fuck language. No, it should be what's his name? Christoph Walsh. Yes. As Donkey Kong. There he is. That'd be perfect. There he is.

Christoph Walt says Donkey Kong. What is German-ass accent? You see, Fairline bleach. I can't do German accents. I don't know how to do that. You fuck that by trying. My brain doesn't know how to get there. Bowser.

Bowser, we need a Bowser. All right, let's see. Zach. Okay, so. Zach. We're, no, no, no. Hold on. Psychic.

I suppose as Bowser. You tell me that's not hilarious. That's all right. I mean, that is pretty great. I think we're going to have to solidify it. Yeah. That's pretty good. I think I'm making sense.

All right. All right. So just to recap, we have Joe Pesci as Mario. We have Rocky Balboas as Princess Pee. Sylvester Stallone is, I keep forgetting his name. As Princess Peach. Luigi was who? I forgot.

Holy shit. Who was he? Luigi was, um. Oh, wait. No, I forgot. Holy shit. I completely forgot. Jackie Chan

Jackie Chan Jackie Chan is the agee We have Zach Hadle as Bowser Oh my God We have Keith David is Yoshi Yes

Who do we have his toad I forgot who he had his toad Oh Danny Devedo Danny Devedo And Just saying some uncut shit That's the cast Oh

We forgot Donkey Kong Oh Donkey Kong Oh, Christoph Waltz As Donkey Kong That's right That's right There you go

That's our cast I think we did a better job Than they did But we'll let the audience decide And by the way Feel free to play this game yourself This is fun This is cool

There's like a million permutations of this That you could have Keith David As Yoshi I would see that movie So fucking fast You have no idea

If it just says Keith David I watch it I watched Tales from the Crypt too because Keith David was in it. That movie's dog shit, dude. I heard someone DM me like, hey, did you know, uh, Keith David said nigger and Tales from the Crypt. I'm like, hey, thanks for that information, man. That's important.

Random fucking tweet. That's important information, I think. I love hearing if you say nigger. It's hilarious. It's good. He's in, he did a movie with Shane Dawson, too, that I never watched. I watched it. Did you watch it?

It's terrible. I'm not kidding. I'm, I'm. They did taste. I watch it. It's terrible. I'm not being fucking trolled right now. No, no, this is real. It was like called smiley or something, I think.

Yeah. It was when Shane Dawson had a comb over and people didn't know he was gay yet. It was old, it was old school Shane Dawson. It was like 2000. They didn't know he was gay. I mean, he didn't come out. I mean, people didn't admit that he was gay. That's what.

People including him. Yeah. I mean, what do you? I mean, of course. Exactly. That people includes him, obviously. You don't think he people are people. I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,

something like that too. I grew up with a guy in high school where he was the gayest guy I knew super cool but he didn't come out to like I don't know in our 20s or something and everyone was like yeah. Good job man. You know a kid you know you can tell a kid's gay when they're like nine years old you know like you can just tell like that's a gay child you know once I figured out what once I figured out what gay was my my second friend I ever made this dude named Taylor I didn't know what gay was when I was like in elementary school and then when I learned about gay people and stuff I'm like oh and then it clicked

I'm like my friend fucking Taylor that guy was different and and then he sure yeah there you go yeah there's some people that I can't quite pinpoint like Lynn Manuel Miranda I have a feeling is gay but like you know I don't know I don't know exactly why he gave you a gay ping

something about it I think it's the fact that he you know likes musicals enough to make them that like kind of inherently like that means gay for you? I mean, it doesn't exactly help the case. There's some tropes that, uh, sometimes. I know damn well Prince was probably a little gay. I'm for sure. And everyone, everyone denies it because of how many girls he had, but I'm like, yo, he doesn't mean he wasn't. That is a very least bisexual. He's a very least that dude bisexual. He's at the least,

a hundred percent bisexual at the least, he's some sort of queer, definitely. Yeah. Did you know that, uh, Marlon Brando bang dudes? Did you know that? I did not know. Homophobic too? Of course he was. That was Richard Pryor. Richard Pryor was homophobic and apparently might have been gay. And I was like... I think Marlon Brando banged Richard Pryor.

I think wasn't those two? Yeah, I think that actually the real thing. Like, it sounds fucking fake as shit. Like, what do you think about it? Like, I, like, there's a lot of whispers. Dude, and I learned any time those whispers about like gay rumors and stuff, every single time it's true because I always thinking like

why are people talking shit because like I don't pay attention but like say you in growing up I would hear the tabloids say Ricky Martin's gay the guy from in sync Lance Lance Lance Bass

Oh yeah Lance I'm like I'm at him like three times And I was like everyone's like Oh this is obvious But I'm not paying attention that shit But then it's like Every time these there's rumors It's always fucking true

Yeah like what are these people doing To get this information This fuck down man Like, there are all these rumors that, like, me, like, that, that, that I'm a virulent racist. And the tabloids, they never missed, dude. They never fucking miss. They're right about you. You're fucking racist.

They never missed. You're fucking, you, I've seen you with dyed, blonde hair or bleached or whatever. And I was like, there's fucking the poster boy of Germany. There is Hitler's dream. Yeah. That's exactly what he wanted for, for his nation. You should have seen me in 1999 when that song Blue Dababadabadai, what is it, came out, because I tried to make my eyes blue so I could be more superior.

Yeah, I did. I tried to make my eyes. Apparently, that's what that song's actually about. He got blueberries. The white race. The Blue Dabidi is a fucking ethno state song and shit. Do you see, you guys know that. By the way, that band, that is it a band if it's like a group of like a like,

Tronica people or is that like a group? Technic, they play more than a boy band. I mean, so I would say so. Fair. That's a totally fair assumption. Eiffel 65, they wrote this. This is the same band that did, you know, Blue Dabody. They have a song that's just them listing, like, PlayStation 1 games.

My console. Yeah. The fuck is that. We're gonna play the game, the PlayStation all day with Metal Gear Solid and Tech and 3 and 2 a mega, I know that whole fucking song. It's so terrible. That was my... It's a horrible song.

I will say the actual... The instrumentals itself... I'm a fan of this shit. I grew up with Mortal Kombat, Mortal Kombat soundtrack. I'm a fan of this shit. It is good. The song itself is fucking awful,

but the instrumentals are actually... It's very, like, I like this. The album actually is not that bad if you took out the fucking lyrics, dude. They're all bad. The whole... If you took out everything that they're trying to say, it's a great album.

Everything. If you took out what made it instrumental, if you took out everything that turned it from a song to just instrumental beats, that it's very disrespectful to the singer. But like, yes, it's one hundred and there's a terror. He's got a terrible voice that guy. There's, there's, he's. I got a way to blow in down. Like, he's just a guy. But I saw, I saw a tweet recently like you, us talking about this is like reminding me.

I think I retweeted it too where it was like some guy. going like, it was like this thread about there will be blood or something. And it was like, what is the, what is a movie that everybody likes, but it's like, you know, uh, uh, an actor's performance ruins it or something. And it's like Daniel Day Lewis in, uh, what is it, there will be blood or something. There will be blood? Yeah. It was like, that performance ruins the movie. And it's, and then somebody was like, if you, if you take, you know, the story and the acting and like the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the plot devices out of that movie, you have a pile of garbage.

The whole movie? It's such a baffling take to say something like that. It's like, yeah, if you take away like the cheese and the sauce and the pepperoni on a pizza, all your left was a pile of bread. You know, yeah. That's how... Sure.

That's how... That's how deconstruction works. That's how, like, that's how you strip something away from things. That's literally why... I don't even understand that answer in the first place, saying that Daniel Day Lewis ruined it. Let me see. I could find the tweet exactly.

I feel like he doesn't he make the whole movie? No one would watch there would be blood if he wasn't in it. Yeah, like I'm trying to remember. Is that a Western movie? There would be blood? Technically, it's not a Western. Yeah, here it is. Going to the West, but it's an oil rig movie.

It's about, uh, oh, go ahead, go ahead. Oil rig movie. I love that genre. Kyle Smith, it was a, it was a whole thing. So this verified account, Kyle Smith, he goes, what universally adored film is not even good. So that's, I misremembered it a little bit. And someone said, Daniel Day Lewis's acting aside, there will be blood. So that person likes Daniel Day Lewis. But somebody else is like, yep, if you take away Lewis's performances,

Danos, or Dano's performance, the cinematography, the score, and the plot, you have nothing but a hot pile of garbage. So take away the entire movie. You got set pieces. That's all you You got set pieces left and dialogue missing the main character. No, no, no, no dialogue. You said no dialogue in random points of dialogue. It's a very cool movie. That's a very cool tweet. It's just, I hate that criticism of just like, oh, yeah, if you take away the thing that

makes this thing, this thing, then it's no longer this thing. Like, it's such a bafflingly common take. I feel like people just don't understand how to actually absorb. media anymore. I feel like people are like, I'll just like watch a TikTok and you know that's the most I can handle or something.

I so often like I go on Twitter and I have conversations about music particularly hip hop music and the music that I actually like I understand this well and some of the things that people say about music like literally blows my mind. I'm like either people just listen to Fantano

and they have their like entire perspective of like music in general from Andy Fantanano. or they sit down and they hear shit and they just don't understand what they're hearing. And I'm just like... You hit the nail on the head. You hit the nail on the head.

What the fuck is wrong with you? People get their takes from other people. Yeah, totally. That same thing that you said, Chris, is a parroted take that people don't even think about what the fuck they're saying. Because when you actually stop and think about it for a second, it's like, dude, I saw...

And I don't mean to get political, but I just saw this fucking picture today. of this little girl forced to wear a shirt and a mask that said, masks don't work. And I said the same thing. All I'm going to say is if you examine that fucking statement and actually think about what the fuck you're saying, you'll be like, oh yeah, what the fuck am I even saying? And it goes for stupid criticisms of music where it's like, I think this.

And it's like, where did you fucking hear that from? As much as I like Fantano, there's some. takes that I think are fucking dog shit from him. You know, it doesn't matter. Like, he just, sometimes he has terrible takes and somebody will say the same fucking thing. And I'm like, reviewing, reviewing music is inherently already kind of weird. You know, because sometimes people don't, because like, if someone doesn't have souls, they don't have a soul influence in their body, right?

And you put on some like fucking, like jazz, they're not going to like it. They, their brain, they won't. They won't be able to understand why it's. good. You know, if someone doesn't understand chord progression and you put on fucking Viking metal and they're just like, oh, this sounds like noise, but in Skyrim. They're just not going to get it. They don't understand. They don't understand music theory. They don't understand like what the album is supposed to bring out of somebody. So like, it's just, you can't. You can't really meet certain people in middle grounds with music. That's why people who critique music.

I'm like, all right, cool. I put on something about Donda yesterday. And people were telling me like sonically, Donda is not impressive. And I'm like, bro, sonically, Kanye is a genius. That is like his thing that people are like, oh, he's good at that. The problem with music is that, like, it is probably, and maybe this is like wrong, like, literally speaking, but at least the way that I see it, or the way it feels to me is that it is the most subjective type of entertainment to the point where like, you know, because a movie

you know you can watch a movie right and you can tell when there's like an edit that's like kind of out of place or if like if there's like a misplace like if there's a flash of like another cut in the middle of a movie you'll notice that that's like a mistake everyone will notice that's a mistake

but if you like put like one extra drum beat in like the middle of a song that it doesn't go along with the beat it's just like just like one just in there 50% of people might not even hear that fucking thing. And the other 50%

might be like hyper fixated on it because like the way that people hear shit is way way different than the way that people see things. We're more visual as like a species

I think in general like we base more of our shit around visuals than we do around sound. So like the fact that like music reviewing is even a thing is like really confusing because I've heard music that I hated when I was a kid

that I like now and vice versa. But it's not really the same with movies. Like when like the movies that I liked when I was a kid I still like for different reasons, you know, but it's just a very different thing. I don't know.

Like, I don't know if you could really review music. It's the comprehension scale of it. A lot of people just don't comprehend what they absorb. Success starts with your drive, an American public university is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward. Whether you're changing careers,

starting fresh or pursuing a lifelong passion. Our programs are designed for people who never stop. You bring the fire, APU will fuel the journey. Learn more at APU.apus.edu. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man.

Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law,

from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Like, they're just sitting there and something is happening or going on on the screen, and they see that or hear that. Excuse me, that was gross. But they don't actually, like,

it's just playing and it's bouncing off the head, opposed it, like, going into it head and being like, oh, this is what this is. as opposed to like it not being. Well, we had thought about metal. I thought metal was just noise for years. I thought it was just noise.

And then eventually I was just like, that person is playing a fucking, a seven four fucking string right now. That's crazy. And then the person's singing to that. Like that's... Yeah. I mean,

as soon as you understand, yeah. We had this, I mean, we had this whole conversation with Jonathan when he was on the show, like literally about like, you know, just the subjectivity of music.

But I just, do agree that like the worst thing on the internet I think aside from like you know like pedophiles is people who just repeat like they might have the right opinion but they have no idea why they have it because they're just kind of copying it from someone you know this was a big thing in like 2010 like with like do you guys remember do you guys remember atheist enters right atheist enters fight. Yeah, exactly. Like the early religious debates, like you'd have people who are like, you know, I'm an atheist

and God is stupid. And like people would ask them why. And they wouldn't be able to say why because they don't know why. They just happen to agree with someone or like somebody who shit has that opinion. And they haven't thought about it at all. And they're just like, this is the opinion of people I like. So it's my opinion now. I see it.

Yeah. And I guess you can't. like prevent that really because even I see that sometimes like like I'll see like uh in responses to like anytime I tweet about like Halo or something like I'll see like one of my opinions like thrown like verbatim and it's like I guess it just happens like when you're like yeah kind of known for critiquing a thing because I have like a halo reputation now right so like when you're influential people want to like they they do get inspired by your words yeah and and like say to me it's like

it makes sense or it doesn't. It doesn't matter who the fuck it comes from. You know, I don't care how much I like you or dislike you. I could think you're a terrible human being. If you say something that makes sense, I'm like, oh shit, well, they're right. I mean, what the fuck you're gonna do about it? Like, what's the name of that creature? That guy who were talking about that fucking internet dude, you're talking about that's just a

monster and he does fuck shit for no reason. I forgot his name. Wait, who? That sounds like so many people. That's so many people. You told me. You were bringing, we were talking about You were talking about boogie and he was like some other dude. Frank Castle? Are you talking about that guy that was fucking with them?

No, not Frank Castle. With some other dude who's just a monster. He just tweets fuck shit. He, um, he, he did something involving a girl that was like super fucked that people would know about it. Oh, Ethan Ralph? Are you talking about Ethan Ralph?

Holy shit. That man's the devil. That man is, I, I sat down. I sat down one night and I went on a, like a wormhole through YouTube. And Ethan, Ralph, like no joke, no

cap, like I'm not even kidding, I'm not even exaggerating. He's one of the worst people that have ever, has ever graced this planet. Like, he sucks. He's shit. But if he came out with some objective like, hey man, maybe you guys should wear your mask because you'll be preventing the spread of this disease that can mutate.

I'll be like, fuck, he's right. Peace sucks, though. Well, there's that. You can't take it away from that, right? Yeah, there's that classic image of like, heart, like the news report from the onion or whatever. It's like heartbreaking. the worst person you know just made a great point or whatever and it's a picture of that bald guy that looks like you're really like timpool kind of but like without a beating i don't know man

it's it's it's i i guess i only bring that up because it's like we're talking about fantano and like you know the fact that like a lot of people just kind of like regurgitate whatever he thinks it's not necessarily his fault like he's just he's giving his opinion on music it's not it's not his fault at all that's literally his job he's famous so people will like you know regurgitate that shit. But it is unfortunate that people like just kind of do that you know because I feel like one of the most satisfying things about being

alive is just like formulating your own kind of view of things. And it's just it makes me sad to see people just sort of copy. Some of young people because like I guess younger people are trying to figure shit out. That like because obviously we did it too. We were younger.

We had our parent views you know. Until we went somewhere and we got our fucking mind blown about how much different X, Y, was here or post how it was when we were at home, you know? So that's just how it works. But it's also really sad when there's a lot of like adult people who don't have their own perspectives at all. They decide like,

I call them interneties, people that are just dwell on internet. And then their personality is this like the internet. Yeah. Those are like. It just makes it so much easier though to go through life without having your own opinions. Right? When you just skate,

you just kind of just flow through things. You hear things. You gravitate towards it. I mean, it's the same reason why like horrible information. just get spread so quickly, you don't care about actually thinking about, what do I personally think about this?

And if you're dumb to it, you know, instead of going to your favorite person to learn, which is the worst problem. This is the biggest problem we're having right now. Oh, I don't know enough about this. I'm going to listen to my favorite political punnant to learn about science. And you're like, oh, all right.

Yeah. And then so same thing happens with, like, Fantana, where he doesn't like a band. Like, he does not a big fan of one of my favorite bands. of between the barrier to me. And so why go to Fantano for that when you know he's going to have negative things

to say about it? And it's like somebody who is a fan of it, I want to hear their interpretation and see what they think. And if they have a very differing opinion where it's like, I don't like this album. It's like oh, that's strange. Normally you think they would so now it's an interesting. Now it's an interesting perspective. It's like

it's almost the same thing with like it kind of reminds me a little bit of video game reviews too where it's like I don't want to know necessarily what, like, I don't care what a Madden fan has to say about, like, a Halo game, you know what I mean? Like, that's not a valuable opinion to me, because he might, like, at most he'll be able to say, like, I like it or I don't. Or, like, you know, but it's not, it's not going to be as interesting as, like, going to, like, somebody who's, like, actually, like, really well. That's the reason why, like, because Fantano doesn't, like, rise against either. he's never, he's never even covered him.

Like, he doesn't even care. It's like, which is fine, you know, fair. But I know, at least in my head, just like, all right, well, that's the framework that he's, he's coming at music from. So I know, like, how much to put, or how much weight to stack onto, like, certain opinions versus others. Because I feel like the, the biggest point about, like, finding a critic on the internet or anywhere. Like, one of the most important things you can do is just kind of understanding. their tastes and look at it from that angle. Like there are some people that I know on YouTube

who do game reviews who I don't agree with them on everything but the things I do agree with them on, I'm able to like, okay, I know he feels this way about this genre and I feel a similar way about that genre so I'm going to see what he says about this thing that's also in the same genre and that'll be a more valuable critique to me than like the Madden guy doing it. Yeah.

You know? For me it's more unless I go to, I get the middle ground where I get like I always so this is my thing I um I have are very particular liking things right so what I do is I have myself and I give like my very much so like deep thoughts about something and then I go to someone who is very neutral which very often for me is my girlfriend my girlfriend is the most neutral person ever she doesn't give a shit about any things I care about for the most part so like I go and like I play something and I do something I'm like all right what do you think of it she's like oh this is stupid or oh this is pretty cool I like it And it usually goes from it like, I kind of judge how good it is based on both of our taste.

Or I go from like someone that hates it, someone that likes it. And then I try to like point and pick between which views I think are most real. That's when like when I was younger and when I were telling about politics and in school proper, our teachers were like, you're supposed to go to things that are very right and very left and just like compare notes. Yeah. And then when you do that, you go there and you find out that like they agree on a lot of shit. but you never hear about the shit anyone agrees on. You just hear about dumb shit.

Well, yeah, because you hear both sides lying about each other and, like, they're both going to say, like, at some point, both of them are going to say the same thing that they can't lie about, and you're like, all right, well, that, that's true. And then you piece together this, like, weird, it's almost like this line. Yeah, this line of truth where it's like, all right, that's the true shit.

So I'm going to look at these other things on my own time. I used to do that when I had way more time, but I just, now I just don't care. but somebody wrote in about this exact thing do that though people do that

like get like rounded information that you're going to like take from don't just listen to one group because that's dangerous that is literally bad

because what happens when you hear the thing you want to hear all the time you're not aware of anything else going on yeah indubitably

so yeah somebody actually wrote in kind of about this he goes hold on there's a bug on my screen. That's what he, that's his name.

Hello to the world. Hello to the two people who made it to record today. A bit of a heavy question today. It seems like it's nearly impossible to care about anything these days.

I know you guys talked about how just about any opinion will have you that would have been normal years ago will get you bombarded today so it feels like the only response is apathy to the majority of news. Aside from the obvious opinions

when it comes to things that hurt others, are there any strong opinions that you guys feel are worth keeping regardless of the current climate, or should we all just drift into total indifference, keep up the funnies, boys. We just kind of talk a lot about this,

but, like, I don't know, just say, feel what you feel, but as long as it's, like, really what you're fucking feeling, you know? Yeah. Yeah, I feel like apathy is, is, like, the reason why we're in such a shitty mess right now. Yeah, you know. I agree.

Apathy's dangerous, bro. So it's like, you know, and then there's the other side of it where the people that are so passionate about stupid shit, that sucks, at the end of the day. Success starts with your drive, and American Public University is here to fuel it.

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

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like, at a fucking protest or something like that where they're there to fight, you know, ideas can be shared. So I think, like, sometimes in the right setting, you do want to say how you feeling and about some shit that may otherwise be controversial to put out on Twitter or fucking in a YouTube video like say I talk about how my audience is fucking like it's very diverse to the point where I can just put out a lot of stuff that it's highly, you know, talked about. And then it's like if I shit on something specifically, then a bunch of people will fucking downvote it and shit. And I'm just like, you know, that's stupid. But at this, because I feel like I'm being very consistent with what I'm saying.

But, you know, it is what it is. I'm like, hopefully there's some people that are going to listen, they're going to take heart to some of this stuff that I personally don't think it's controversial, but I understand what the dude's saying. Like, nowadays there's certain things you're like, oh, you shouldn't say that. You should know.

Yeah, but also, I also want to say, like, just like fucking don't feel like you have to contribute. If you don't have anything to contribute, I feel like a lot of people say shit just because they feel like they have to say something, but they don't have any idea what the fuck they're talking about?

It's totally fine that just be like, I don't know anything about this. You know, like, it's totally valid. No, you're right. Like, I do want to say one thing that I like say about like not everybody has to know everything.

Like, for an example, there's people that are experts in certain fields. Like you have doctors, you have this, this, that not everybody needs to be as highly skilled or is educated of those people. So, like, When it comes to politics or something like that, not everybody needs to be fucking like a genius and need to know every single thing of what's happening. Like it's just known enough to get by. You should at least know what the fuck's happening.

But it's not like, you know, if somebody's asking you about like, what did you think about general X what he did here and what? And it's like, what are you talking about like this foreign policy shit? Like I don't know enough. Like you know, like you don't need to know everything. I've seen. No one really understands foreign policy. But people talk shit about that all the time. And it's like, you know what I'm talking about.

Oh, it's just brown people being killed. that's all it is. That's why you need to know, really. But dude, I've seen so many, like, debates and videos of people being like, you know, what do you think of, you know, uh, general, uh, general Abernathy and his, uh, you know, and his, uh, you know, and his, what do you think of general Abernathy and his plan for the Middle East? And some, and people will just be like, yeah, you know what? I don't agree with everything that he's doing. but, you know, I feel this way and this way

about foreign policy, and it's like, dude, this person, General Averneth, he's not a real person. You know, it's a fictional, fucking made-up person

and you couldn't just say, I don't know who that is, who is that? Yeah, it's a good point. They have to pretend like they know. It's just like, what is it the thing that Vosht is Alden's number or something?

I saw a couple of clips of him being like, are you familiar with Alden's number or whatever? And it's just this bullshit thing. It's like, yeah, yeah. You know, I think I've heard of that. Yeah. It's like, just, just say, I don't know.

It's so hard for people to just say they don't know and it's astounding. Because everybody, everybody, but this is my thing. I think people, because the internet exists, I think people feel like if you're dumb with the internet existing, you're a fucking idiot. Yeah, you're dumb forever. Yeah. You're really fucking stupid, you know. So what happens is that also,

It's the new in thing to care or be versed in politics or all this dumb shit. Like, everyone's a music critic now. Everyone tells you this isn't a good. Like, the amount of times I've spoken to people and I've talked to him about like certain characters from things. And like, I don't feel like that character is very real. And I'm like, bro, this man flies, suits laser out of his hands and like lifts planets. He's not supposed to be real But like you hear that all the time and I'm like

What? Like everyone's a critic now because everyone has the person that puts out videos about their opinions About all these things and they listen to it and they're like I want to be like that So they're everyone Knows everything about everything everyone's well versed about all this bullshit But all that's happening is that people are becoming less and less versed and stuff They're just better versed in clicking a video about someone who they like their opinions of They're really good at saying a lot about things they don't, they haven't really thought much about. It's the whole, I think Cinemasons did that, to be real.

Like, I think Cinemisins like ruined, like an entire, entire generation of people where it's just like, hmm, this lighting isn't coming from the sun and this sharp, mm. And it's like, shut the fuck up. Success starts with your drive, and American Public University is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward. Whether you're changing careers, starting fresh, or pursuing a lifelong passion,

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20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

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Thanks for having me. Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. what do you mean what is stupid and he'll do it with like they'll nitpick the shit out of movies and it's like why and now everybody does that and there's some people who do it like well like i'm not saying that that that that content's like inherently like bad or whatever like obviously like Elvis the aliens a friend of ours who uh you know he reviews movies all the time and he's great but he's funny about he's also funny yeah he's not there to just tear things down he's there to have fun and watch a silly movie

and tell you the silly parts of it. But like a lot of people go into things being like, oh, this is automatically like, like today we were talking about, I was streaming and we were talking about, um, destiny and how they got rid of all of the year one,

early year one stuff and destiny. And people are complaining about it. And it's like, bro, if you didn't do the year one stuff in destiny, you're not gonna do it. You're not gonna do it. Like you're not,

you're not telling me. You're not telling me. That game is five years old now. Yeah. You're telling me you're going to go and run and do the year. Oh, let me go do the Leviathan. You're not going to do the Leviathan. You're lying to yourself.

Bro, like, what? It's like if you played fucking 2K10, you're like, oh, my God, my 2K10 disc broke. It's like, bro. You're not going to. You didn't even know where that was. I will be honest. You didn't know what that was. When I heard the horrible fucking acting in a 2K15, I was like, fuck, I want to play this so badly, but you can't.

I mean, that's just, that's such a outlier. It's a very, it's a very specific. I find that, like, most people, they hear about that, right? Like, the Destiny thing was actually a big deal. I remember it was, like, on a lot of, like, it was on Kataku and IGN. It's like, Destiny, Bungee, getting rid of, like, a bunch of levels and, like, a full campaign and, like, a bunch of, like, planets or whatever the fuck from year one. And people were complaining about it because it's like, hey, I paid for that.

content, you know, I paid for that. It should be in the game forever. But, like, all the people who were complaining about it were people who were not still playing, at least as far as I saw, because everybody that I know that plays was like, Jesus Christ, finally. Like,

that shit was, that game was like 150 gigs or some shit with all that shit, and it was all just stuff that was, like, in there for years that we had seen like everything in it. And, like, it's a live service game. You're not getting any new shit of that. So it's like, when they took that out, there was a big deal, but not from the community.

It was just from outside people who all they saw was content being taken out of a game that you paid for, which fair on paper is like not a great thing. But in context to the people who actually give a shit, you know, that meant so little, little to me, it's hilarious. I was like, oh, okay, cool. Yeah, I was like, good, fucking good. Are we getting new subclasses? Or are we getting new guns. Like that's what I care. I didn't care about. Oh, man, I can't do alter of stars anymore. I did that shit one time and I was like, this is stupid. I never went back to that. That was like one of the raids on the Leviathan. Yeah, we won't, we won't get too deep into Destiny shit here because I don't want to do that. But, I don't know. The point is

you're all probably the worst. Honestly. I don't even remember what we were talking about. Anyway, Cowboy Bebop. I can't respect you. Cowboy Bebop is a, I think, thing that exists now on Netflix. They did a live action adaptation. I actually don't... So do we know... Is this a show or a movie that they're doing? I'm assuming it's a movie

just like they've been doing with anime. Yeah. I'm just assuming it's that. I can't imagine that it would be a show. It'd be so redundant. It's a movie, I'm pretty sure. Yeah. It's probably a movie because, I mean,

what have they done... They did Full Model Alchemist. They did Death Note. That's so weird. Or where L was basically fucking Tom. Sweeney. He was not me, bro. Chill.

Yeah, he was told me. Oh, it was not. Elle was something different. Elle was like, Elle was like a devil wears Prada fucking listening to fucking, like I'm not. They, they fucking studied you,

dude. I'm not a seam kid, bro. Like, that's like some guy that like fucking had a good life. And then like fucking went to fucking, uh, what zoomies. And stopped there.

Zoomies? So, I don't know, man. So guys, it is a show. It is a series. Oh, no way.

So, yeah, first episode date November 19th, and I'm seeing another article here that says, what the fuck is it? Yeah, Cowboy Bebop Netflix series puts own spin on original. So it's a series. I did not anticipate that. That's way better, actually. Probably, yeah. It usually works out better when series happened. It usually ends up being a lot better.

Yeah, I mean, live action anime still kind of never works. But, you know, anyway, we're getting ahead of ourselves here. The this thing has been trending recently because the they put out the intro that was trending earlier this month too because like they released cast photos and everybody thought it looked silly because of course it does it's a fucking live action anime Um something about like the female character not wearing the clothes from the original but it's like I don't care enough about it she could be wearing less but I mean hey respectfully Yeah they didn't really try like they said like a we tried but it's like you didn't try really which is fine whatever not a big deal but Success starts with your drive, and American Public University is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs,

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan.

From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. It was trending this week because the intro to the show to this new Netflix series came out. And it's a live action intro. It's a recreation of the original from the fantastic anime series. And a lot of people kind of hated on Twitter anyway, but I was watching it earlier.

And it seems fine. It's pretty dope, honestly. It seems about as good as, I mean, I want to say as good. Somebody definitely could have made it better. But it's not near, I don't know, like the way people were talking about this on Twitter we're talking about it's like,

it's a fucking travesty. And I'm like, I don't know. This is way more faithful than anything I've seen. They're not seen death note. Death note was disrespectful, bro. I don't even like death note like that. That show screams like angst and edge and shit. I'm like, oh my God, ew, I can't do this.

But like, God, fuck, they got that shit wrong, bro. Yeah. Death Note was bad. Although Willem Defoe was in it and he was reuk and those were the best parts, even though he was out of focus. That was crazy that he actually agreed to even do that. He said yes to that. He was the best part of that movie, like without a shadow of a doubt. But what's, you know what's sad about that too is that I feel like that could have been a really good one. Because Death Note is really just the concept of the Death Note.

It doesn't even really have to be about Light and Kira and like anything. But you could really make a live action Death Note about it. any set of characters as long as the death note is present and Ryuk is there. And it would be like a great show because that's kind of the whole point, right? Is that the note like circulates? Like it circulates, but the thing is that like, and within the story, you kind of realize that like L as a character was always kind of a megalomaniac, you know, he was always kind of that person.

And it just kind of exemplified the kind of person. Wait, L or light? Wait, Light Yagami is the main. Light was always kind of a megalomani. maniac, you know. So it kind of gives exemplified by him, but I would like the idea of it being like from a different character, like a person in the middle of bum fuck nowhere that gets it. And he's like, what should I do with this?

Yeah. Because it could be good. That's a cool concept. I would like the idea of, I just got to say this real quick. Yeah. I think Gordon Ramsey with the death note would be an amazing show. Could you imagine he writes niggas, period, this niggas in general. And then people start dying and then white people start dying too.

And it's like, was he technically a nigger? And this shit starts getting wild. He writes all black people. And in a cruel twist of fate, he's one-eighth black. He's like, I want to destroy part of myself. I'm a nigger. God damn it, I'm a fucking negro. I'm a nigger.

God damn it. He says it really loudly as he collapses on the ground dying because he finally understands that he kind of can say it. I'm a nigger. I'm a nigger. They're shooting an episode of Hell's Kitchen and fucking like action and then he's like, God damn it I'm a nigger and then he just dies. Yeah, he fades away like the like the Avengers.

Like people in kingdom hearts. People who are kingdom hearts. Everyone's so fucking confused. Everyone's so confused. Gordon Ramsey like an angry celebrity with the death note is like a black mirror episode. you know what I mean? Or like that's like a that's just absurd enough

with dire enough consequences that that's like a, you know, that's like a really terrible Black Mirror episode from like the latest season. Like, oh, celebrity chef finds a book that can kill people.

You know, it's like, because Black Mirror has always been just kind of like, you know, what if Twilight Zone was like less clever? Yeah. Yeah, I saw a few episodes.

says of that, like some dude fucks a pig and something else happens. Yeah, I was like, okay, I get it. The only... I'm niggas. I like how he jumped to that. Like, I've never even... I've never thought of him being racist, but... I mean... I mean, he's loud and angry,

so, like, that's not far from, you know... Oh, you're thinking of the furor. You're thinking of the fear of fucking Germany and during Warbler 2. You're talking about that guy, right? The spewing N-word? I can imagine him. You could... Yeah. You can imagine Hillary

Does have He You know I have Look at man So a lot of fucked up shit Has happened Um

And Look let's Let's not make Gordon Ramsey racist Let's back up a little bit We might We might talk into reality You know and us Fucking talking into fucking happening

I like the idea of him being an abusive psychopath I love that I love that But like only psychologically abusive never physically, never physically touches people. But he outlines people, though. He outlines them, though. He's like, you have no clue how much you hurt me.

How would he, in psychologically, how would he use the death note? How could he, what does he do with it? You know what he would, you know what he does? Pet. He writes down the names of like famous restaurant, restaurant owners, right? And then takes ownership of their, of their restaurants. So he becomes like this like, food emperor. Like he becomes the god of food basically. Oh my god. Because he owns everything.

And then he has to make like and then and then he has to make like because there's like antitrust things that like, you can't own this many fucking fast restaurants or whatever. And it's like, oh damn it. And he like, he gets this other restaurateur to pose as like, you know, under him as like a shadow corporation kind of. Knowing that like I can kill you at any moment with this death note. You're going to you're going to buy these. You're going to take ownership of these restaurants, but you're going to answer to me, your profits go to me, and if you disobey me, I'll kill you with the death note. And he just creates this huge food empire where he is the sole fucking profiteer of all food on the planet of the earth. He's captain food. Yeah.

Every restaurant is a variant of hell's kitchen. It's like, hex fucking kitchen hell. Hex, Kossina. He's a heck's a Kossina. He's fucking captain kitchen or Ketka. Captain Cuisine or whatever the fuck you want to call him. Captain Cuisine. That's Kid Cuisine's fine revolution.

Captain Cuisine. I think that'd be a great episode of that show. I would watch the shit out of that. I would watch the shit out of hell's kitchen if he got the death note. Gordon Ramsey. An immortal death note wielding Gordon Ramsey. He kills himself and then kills other people. He blows his head off, comes back in an hour with the death note and asks,

Excuse me. What's your mother's maiden name? It's like, um, Gloria Powell. Oh, thanks, broke. Write it down in front of you. Get ready for that call, brother. Make better poster. It walks away.

No, no. That's not how he sounds. It doesn't sound like that. Make better poster. You can do his voice all right. I can't do his voice. I just, any British guy, any fucking. Just any.

Like, hi, I'm Gordon Ramsey. How you doing, mate? Anyway, I got the death. I got the death note. I got myself the death note. I love. I got a Ramsey. Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.

You know what a deaf note is? You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. All right, right, right. Right, right. I got a ron. Yeah, baby. This is not.

Yeah. Jav. This is not good to listen to eat for anybody. This is a disrespectful. respectful, but all of our, I know we have a sizable amount of British fans, too. And they're just like, these fucking freedom. Oh, is that you, real glove? All you doing, my new glove.

All right, all right. Let's fucking talk about. Let's move on. Let's move forward. Disrespect, bro. The point is that cowboy bebop looks fine. It looks totally fine, man. I don't know how we got here from there.

Listen here, bro, bitch. Nothing wrong way. Look, it's not going to be. Look, look, look, look. This is not going to be a good show. Like, I really don't believe it. But just, but just because, you know, I feel like people have, like,

predetermined assumptions of, like, every facet of something just because they think that the final outcome might not be good. You can look at that show and understand, yeah, it's a live action fucking anime. It's not, it's not going to be that good. But you can also look at the intro and be like, eh, it's not a bad attempt.

It's charming. It could be infinitely worse. And, in my opinion, it's a little campy, and that's kind of charming. in some weird way. Granted, it's Netflix and they got a billion, you know, dollars, so I don't know why it's, you know,

could have been better, but whatever, who cares? The show, the original show will still be there. If there's anything I've learned from, you know, this past decade of mediocre Halo games, it's that, you know, the original thing will still be there. So don't fret. And also, I also want to say, if, if it bothers you that much, and I mean,

I mean, if it bothers you that much, much, don't fucking watch it. Yeah, it really, no, like, honestly, don't watch it. That's what I've done. I'm not recommending it to anybody else. It just yourself, if you hate it so much, just yourself, then yeah, like, why even waste your time being angry as shit? Just like, there's the original, like you said, Chris.

Just fuck off, might. Just fuck off. Fuck off, Mike. Look off, might. Ho-ha-ha-ha. All I'm saying is this, dude. if I thought Cassavania was going to be bad

and I was pleasantly surprised so I look ridiculous I'm gonna turn on the lights it looks like a fuck it looks like I'm being attacked by Count Nigula I like it Count Nigula it's dark in here It's very ghoulish

I don't like it I'll be right I'm gonna turn my light on It's so blue He like forgot that his fucking webcam's on He's about to beat off and shit Like it's all just dark

It looks like one of those videos It looks like a fucking rave But I can see his fucking toilet and shit Someone's gonna walk back there and like fucking take a shit and stuff While you're streaming and stuff This one fucking fly is like harassing me Success starts with your drive

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which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently. that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24 7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you.

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Are those like dildos on the sides of the, what is that? There's like these things sticking up. that you would like... That's my plunger and the thing to clean the toilet bowl. That is... No, that's...

I see what you're talking about. It's like a little thing that sticks up out of the seat. What that is, is that so, like, you know how you normally sit on the toilet with it open so you can shit inside of it.

That is to let you know it has like a little, a big, like a little, like a little penis thing. A big like little... That goes up, that goes up your rectum to let you know that,

hey, hey, watch it, buddy. It's closed. You know, so that way you can be like, oh shit. And then you could lift it up. You don't accidentally shit on the fucking lid. Yeah, yeah.

You know how that happened sometimes? Yeah, you know, someone thought that was some genius thought of this. The preventative idea. He's like, look at this, guys. Isn't it a good idea? And everybody's like, someone went on fucking snark tank and then Mark Cuban was like, I will give you $1 billion to fucking start this right now.

I'll give you every dime. I'll give you every dime I have. You'll start this. Hello, Mark Cuban. I am seeking $200,000 and 15% equity into my company. And it's just a toilet lid with a dick on it. With a dick, a big ass fucking dick. I'm going to sell the fucking Mavericks so I can give you the finances to fund this.

He's literally like, hello Mark Cuban. I require 75% equity and I'm willing to sell you 4% of my business. If you give me this money and he's and Mark Cuban's like I'll go two percent 98 percent equity it's just like Jesus Christ what a greedy son of a bitch What kind of what kind of he's just willing to get he's like I don't even want anything just change the world Yeah, he gives him a check I will give you ten million dollars zero percent equity make this real I want to be attached in a history in the

history books for this invention there's gonna be a time in the future there's gonna time in the future where people are gonna wonder how yeah and I want to be in the history books it's gonna be Tesla Edison Cuban and for and for these respective inventions. I'm fucking. Anyway, let's move on to some questions. Is Mark Cuban Cuban? Huh? Is he Cuban?

No, his name is Mark Cuban. That would be really weird. Like I know, like, like, uh, like I know, like, uh, some black people that have the last name white. And, you know, I'd be like, oh, yeah. Are you, are you, what's, what's the deal? Why aren't you white? Okay.

I know, why aren't you fucking white? is he is he he might be Jewish I think he might be Jewish Mark Cuban I don't know Hey man we're treading down dangerous territory with you Mark Cuban ethnicity He's Russian

He's a Jewish working class Whatever the fuck that means Yeah I'm sure he is I'm sure he's that Yeah working class Working class Working class I just typed in Mark Cuban gay

And like the first thing that pops up is, um, am I a homophobe? Yeah. Mark Cuban asks, am I a homophobe, Texas Monthly, January 21st, 2013? What did he do? From a Jewish working class family. Am I like my good friend, uh, what's his face? Um, who is in Ted?

Mark Wahlberg? Mark, Waltberg? Mark, oh, Mark, Mark, boy. The king of all Vietnam. I didn't. He became king as he beat all of them. Yeah, because he beat him in combat. He beat every Vietnamese person. That's how you, that's how you become, that's how you become king of, that was the whole war in Vietnam was just about like the president at the time wanted to become king. Like fucking Gwen from fucking dark souls. He beats him and he lights the fire and sits

on the throne and he's king. That's how it works. That's how it works over there. For real, I've seen videos. So let's move on to some questions here. Bro, the essential, bro. From our wonderful viewers over there at patreon.com slash the snark tank. Remember, you can donate at the appropriate

tier. I think $5. It gets you a question right on the show, so you can get your questions answered here on our little show here. Let's see. Greasy Reeses' malfecent fetus? Malfeasant fetus?

Okay, hold on. Greasy Reeseses and Fetus. Okay, I understand. It's like alliteration. Does it mean festering? Hello, malnourished pain goblin, fishing scam survival and hatred. Or survivor and hatred.

Oh yeah, I did survive a fishing scam. You did. Do you wonder if video games have already peaked, be it in general game design, art, or story? Personally, I feel like nothing. Nothing since has come close to the Scarab fight and Hale... Ah, well, that's subjective.

But I guess the general question here is... Have we... Have video games already peaked? Like, have we already experienced the best generation? No, absolutely not. No.

Absolutely not. I mean, dude, once... Once VR is perfected, imagine. Yeah. Imagine. Like, we're not even... No, absolutely not.

Yeah. We still haven't gotten that Spider-Man game that I've been dreaming about for 20 years. is like the real one, where it's VR and you can like really like, you know, really get into it. We still haven't gotten that yet. So when we get that, I think we'll be there.

But yeah, then we're done. I agree. I agree. Because you can't top that. Imagine playing God of War, but VR and you're doing that shit. Like that's like there's so much. There's so much more. Yes, that's when it peaks.

Once you're doing all that shit in the way that we want it, the way that we dream of VR being, then then with, okay, you can't get any better than this. Sure. I will say, though. or then it'll be more elaborate VR schemes and it'll be better. Yeah. There's always more. There's always more we can get.

Things can always improve, you know, for the most part. Yeah, without a doubt. I will say, though, I do think that there's some truth to the fact that, like, PS3-360 time was a very special time. There's a lot of, like, really crazy, like, amazing games that came out in that period.

To the point where, like, PS4 and Xbox 1 and, like, Xbox and PS2, like those sandwiching generations, I don't really know if it really compares. Like, I don't know if there's really any PS4 or, like, Xbox one native game

that's, like, as good as, like, the majority. Like, we had, like, portal. We had, like, Super Mario Galaxy. We had fucking, like, the peak of Halo. We had, like, Gears of War when it was good, you know?

Like, there's a lot of, like, amazing shit on the PS3 and Xbox 360. And even we, really. if you want to, if you want to include. I go further back. I think the most insane generation, not for actually like video quality,

but the S&S. Because that's NES and a PS1, if I'm I'm mistaken, or S&S and the Sega, like as like games, those are the foundation of video games. Like that's like where people got the idea like, oh, yeah, no. We'll take this higher.

Or does it go bigger and better in games? That was a great foundation. And that was a great place to start, without a doubt. But the reason why I think, 360 and PS3 specifically, like, are like, is a very key generation as far as like the, like, the, the best shit, I feel like came out of the generation is because we had enough practice with 3D at that point to make really good shit in 3D that still to

this day probably doesn't even really need the remastering that a lot of PS2 and PS1 games kind of need to be playable now. You know, like the, like, I love Crash and Spyro, like with all my heart, but they needed, you know, they needed, you know, they needed. some TLC. And even if you go back and play like, Grant the Thought of San Andreas, that's a beloved game.

But that thing, that game plays like the worst fucking thing. And looks like dog shit too. It looks horrible, bro. It looks like fucking ass. But like the, but like the 360 PS3,

like, you had like dead space, Skyron, Fallout 3, Bioshock, fucking uncharted. Mass effect. Like all these like,

crazy. Like, I'm just looking at my shelf right now, and it's like, that generation sticks out to me. I understand exactly what you're saying. Yeah, whereas, like, PS4, what do you have? I respect that generation. All they did was they just, they're just perfect, like you said,

they're perfecting what was already been like, what's already been laid out. It's like, here's it, here it is, and now we're just getting better at it. It's just higher fidelity versions of things that we got in that dead space, you know, like, incredible shit and a lot of new things

too. Like a lot of new IP kind of Mass Effect dude. Like it's an incredible generation to the point where like I understand where this question is coming from because I think that has that was the strongest generation. Before that I think probably I think SNES was the

strongest generation like without a doubt like SNES period when you had like these incredible like 2D games that were still that are still really really playable like without a shadow of a doubt Yeah. And 64 PS1 I have a soft spot for, but that was a rough one.

That was, you know, that was, yeah, there's a lot of classics there, but also you have shit like, I don't know, Glover. You know, like, I don't know, Glover was hot. Glover was hot, man. That game was dog shit, bro. I didn't absolutely come, bro. I wanted Glover to finger me when I was a child, you know. Yeah, I thought Glover was that fucking hamburger helper thing, man. It totally just is

It actually just is It's a fucking glove Wait, what is actually the difference I mean, I don't think there's much There's not much of a difference Glover was such a stupid idea Glover was such a stupid game bro Oh my god

So Glover has four fingers Glover is very different That's right Giver is very different from the fucking Hambre Halper thing I mean he's more similar He's more similar to Master Hand. But I understand. Anyway.

Yeah, no, I don't think we've reached the best. I think we've reached the best, the best generation that we've had in a while was the 360 PS3 generation. I think it's going to be a while before we get to a generation better to be real. But I think once we have that VR shit in place, because we're already seeing incredible shit with VR.

Like Half-Life Alex was awesome. Boneworks is awesome. I think they just announced, actually, Resident Evil 4 VR is coming to that fucking Oculus and that looks awesome. That looks sick as shit. Yeah, I can't wait to fucking shoot fucking Spanish people.

It's gonna be great. Yeah. I don't love four like that, but it's probably gonna be fun beating up Spaniards. Yeah. It's probably a good time. You can't even comprehend how excited a virulent racist like me

is excited for when they do the same thing with five. With five, oh boy, oh, baby. There's something about when you get to the marshlands and you just slap up those fucking tribal motherfuckers. Bro, in five? It gets personal, man. You get the taser and you just slap them up, dude.

Bro, I was in 10th grade when five came out. Or I was in ninth grade and I was like, this is going to lead to some problems. I immediately knew that. Like the moment I turned that game on, I was like, that was literally the first time I saw articles. about like, hey, is this shit racist? Like, this is the first, like, in gaming in general.

There was the first time I ever saw and I was like, whoa, what? That like, I understand where they're coming from, but I'm like, it's unavoidable. They're in fucking Africa. What do you want them to do? Like, I got it. Like, I got what I was playing. I knew. I understand a scenario.

You know, like, obviously they're in Africa. But, like, they did a real good, they did a real good job illustrating how impacted they were and how emaciated some of those motherfuckers were. Like, they did a real good. good, they did some research. Yo, the dude with the chainsaw? I was like, come on, man. You couldn't have gave him a little bit of meat.

Bro, that dude was so thin. It was sad, bro. He was so strong, but he was so emaciated. I'm like, what's going on? Somebody should make one of those, one of those Sarah McLaughlin commercials. You remember when they would show the sad, sad dogs and sad children? In the arms of the angel.

Fly away. And it's this fucking crazed African. I'm eating dinner. I'm eating fucking dinner. It shit comes on at 6 p.m. dude. That shit would be on while I'm watching when you're sitting down to eat. Girls going wild trailers would be on and I'd be like

then I'd see that and I'd be like If you get even more turned on, like Oh shit. Those are my brothers. What's up Sarah? What's up Sarah? I remember when those commercials would come on. I would time it. I knew exactly when they would come on and I would be like, all right.

I'm turning it to channel 50 right the fuck now. and it'll always be like 1146 or something, like some weird time. And I'd be like, all right, I got, I got like two minutes. I'm Croke Zill Wild. Let's just see what's going to happen.

They wouldn't show anything, but you'd get ideas. Yeah, the crash bandicoot, like xylophone shit. Dun, dun dun dun dun da da da and then fuck it, that piece of shit that owned it. I think he did a bunch of, like, fucked up bullshit. I can't remember his name. Wow, really?

I mean, I know, I know shocking, right? Shocking, shocking. Shocking that guy was a fucking piece of shit. I thought the Girls Gone Wild owner was a stand-up gentleman. Yeah, I, I thought, I once saw him, you know, handing out sandwiches with Sarah McLaughlin or something. Joe Francis. Joe Francis. That's it.

That's it. Because he was in the commercials a lot, too. Yeah. He wanted to be known. He wanted to be known. Yeah, he was just there. I'm recording these women. I'm doing it.

I'm living your dream. That was my first real introduction to porn, really. Like, I remember seeing those commercials being like, what? Success starts with your drive. An American Public University is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward. Whether you're changing careers, starting fresh,

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Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion, 1. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere

north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got to an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. thought. Wow. Dan Morgan from Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. Are you telling me that like women get naked and I can just see that? I didn't, I really didn't

understand the very idea. For me, it was, it was Cinemax. I watched late night Cinemax one time and it was actually a really good movie. I forgot the movie, but it was, it seemed, well, in my little kid brain, it seemed like a compelling movie. but it was boobs and stuff and it also made it more compelling to my mind and I was like I understood I understood that movies had like sex scenes and stuff in them

you know like I understood like there were movies where like oh it would be a sex scene or whatever and you'll see like a tit or whatever but like I didn't understand that there was an entire genre of content that was just that part you know like that was just like wait a second that's all this is

and here I am today this movie is a sex scene all right it's pretty cool stuff man you know the thing with the guy that's like this with the two decisions on TikTok

and he's just like oh yeah there's like something over here it's like to watch porn or to watch porn it is

it is yeah that's stupid god my fucking god we're talking about music a little earlier so let's

let's jump into a music conversation we talked about games a little ready a little bit already, why not? Let's do it, baby, let's do it. I love F-O-V sliders. That's his name, but I also believe that personally.

Hey, punk rock, metal, and hip-hop. What did you fools think of Donda? I quite liked it. There were some misses, but most of it was very enjoyable. Did you guys listen to Dada? I have not had enough time to sit down and absorb it, so I can't even speak to it. I like it a lot. I think it's a good album.

I think it's, I don't think it was done. I don't think it had, there were too many part twos. There was a song with Pop Smoke that was on there that was really, like literally, like, straight up not a finished song. And I was like, dang, pop is like dead. And they did him like that. But also I heard that, like, it was released. Like, you think that's why it was unfinished because he's fucking dead? Well, no, I think he's dead.

And like, for a song for him that come out like that was like, not mixed. Maybe they should just left it buried like him. There was also Part 2's on it that I didn't like. But I think the message of the album is really, I think it's a really, really good message. And I think it's on a Kazanay album, it's much, much better than he's been in a long while. So I really enjoyed it.

Where would you, how would you, like, say, he has too many albums to, like, say, go through them all now. But, like, say, say your top favorite albums, does it hold up? With them at all? It would be like my favorite album by Kanye West is graduation And then after graduation it's like my beautiful darkness of fantasy And then it's lay registration well then it's a college dropout

And I think two below that is Donda because I like it more than Yeezis I like it more than um than uh yay and I like it more than um goddess king well i mean yeah of course i think i think god as king was this a too because it was a good there's a good gospel album you know yeah it's it's very specific you know this one is gospel and and hip hop

so that you can really enjoy it he probably saw his numbers and he's like oh let me not just make Christian music you know what i mean like let me like go back to actually creating so i could have money to you know money's money's kind of cool Yeah, it was a good combination. What do you think of it, Chris?

Did you listen to it? That makes sense. Yeah, I don't, I... Do you know, Chris? Me? Yeah. No. Chris, I'm gonna listen to fucking daughter.

Of course not. He's not gonna listen to it. It's good, though. It's a good album. Yeah, I don't know. I, I heard that... I heard a couple, right? Like, I heard the opening, which was just Dondo over and over again.

I was like, this is bad. But then, like, I heard a couple songs. It was like, yeah, they're fine. I do have a theory that, like, I think you're right about the fact that it's unfinished, because there was one song that is, it's a certain amount of time long, right? But right in the middle of that song is where the first part ends. And then the rest of it is, like, drums. So, like, I think they literally just took the drum track that was supposed to be under the main track

and put it at the end, and it's, like, not actually how the song's supposed to be. Because it's like, somebody edited it together. And it works a great it works really well. I can't remember what song it is. I think about jail. Jail, yeah, yeah. For me, I heard, I saw that edit and I was like, I don't, like, because I don't understand. That audit doesn't make sense to me because it's like, it could fit under the beginning,

but it doesn't have to be that. I think it being towards the end was kind of like a kind of signifying like. No, but it doesn't make sense that's near the end because it's the exact, like the second, where it ends. I'm pretty sure I might be misremembering this, but like where it ends in the song, like where the first part of the song ends is exactly where the drum begins. And if you cut it and drag it, it's exactly the same. Like there's no, like there's no reason. I think the same length. But what you go? I think when the drums kick in is when Jay-Z starts rapping. And I think that's for Jay-Z's parts, the drums come in. Maybe. Yeah,

I don't know. I do think it's an unfinished album that was put out without his permission, which I think he said. But, uh, yeah, I think he said that, right? Yeah, studios can do that, bro. You give you a deadline, bro. And if it's not done by a deadline, I was put it out. I mean, there's definitely, yeah, absolutely, because especially you don't own the master. If you don't own the masters, uh, which whoever he's partnering with, he probably is not

just complete master of everything, I'm just assuming. If for something like that happened, like that, that's what would happen, you know, have to be something like that. Which is crazy because of the fact that he's so rich, you'd assume that he would have his own. Like at a certain point of money Like I'm not taking money from a studio to do shit Like I'm doing this myself you know Yeah I wonder what the fuck he's doing for it

Because like you said He really should own everything So for anything like that to happen is fucking strange He's probably just used to like the studio environment It's probably just like used to doing things a certain way To the point where it's like he's just comfortable doing it The way that everything's always been done So he's just continuing to do it

That's the only reason why I could see why somebody that big would still be producing shit under like another person's because it's like a different label, right? That's like some random fucking labels doing it. This one? Yeah, right? I know.

That's the implication, right? If somebody else owns his record to the point where they're allowed to publish it when he's not ready, that must mean like a label. I think it's universal that was involved in. If I'm not mistaken, I could be wrong. That to me doesn't make sense. Because it's like...

Getting out of our dreams too? What is that? I don't know if that I'm fucking know. Anyway, I didn't listen to. That's what it says the label is. I've never even heard of getting out of our dreams two or the second. I don't know why this label is getting our dreams too on. I guess it's a wait.

Oh, I didn't. Oh, my, I'm so stupid. I am so fucking stupid. I didn't know that was an acronym for good music. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. I had no idea. I thought good music was just good.

Oh, man, that's fucking, you learn some fucking shit every day. Wait, what was the acronym? It was good. It's because it's getting out of our dreams, which is good, because I knew he owned good music. And I'm like, what the hell is getting up our dreams? That's funny. So it is his shit, but I don't know who's, there's other, if that thing released with him not wanting it release, then there's people involved with that. Like probably UMG or something.

Like there's probably something like a parent company or something. Yeah. Like UMG or something that I've never cared to look into. So it's really unfortunate because like but this is when I assume when I would make music if I was going to make music I would definitely have a hundred percent control of it period you know like I wouldn't definitely can anyone I wouldn't let anyone touch it now but I think that's because well that's and it's just as much as them I'd be like oh yeah I can't go entirely it seems not when I wanted to come out because yeah distribution everything used to be so difficult now back in the day now fucking there's there's CD baby distro kid uh that public or whatever I forgot what the other ones called called but like there's so many ways now you can release albums yourself and then it would just be up on all the digital stores it's pretty fucking fucking too tune I would have Tune core I think is another one tune core is one yeah and uh there's the other one I just it's like public I remember Jonathan recommended I just can't fucking remember its name yeah but uh there's one that yeah so but there's so many options there's so many things you can do now so kingston liked it um I did not listen to it because I'm just not a Kanye person really um but I did I did I that that gospel album was so weird. That was like if Rise Against put out a stand-up comedy album.

It was just like, why did you? But like, Kanye's always been making sort of gospel, like spiritually infused music. Yeah, but that was too much. But the fact that it was all gospel was just like, is this someone that's making an album for Faces. Yeah. One of my friends fucking went to that shit. Never, she never gave a shit about Kanye before this.

And all of a sudden, he's like, you know, he's getting very spiritual. The Sunday worship or music, whatever it was called, I forgot. He did one at the forum. He was doing them at the forum and stuff and like, oh yeah, that shit was awesome and stuff. I'm like, what the fuck do you start fucking Kanye? You know, a very, a very like conservative type person, you know? And I feel that it happens a lot though, right?

You're like, fuck this person until they do something I like. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's just like, it's fascinating. That's how it works. We'll move on to this last little question. I figure we'll end on something a little cerebral. Cerebellal

A little cerebral A female Rogaden is superior Is the superior Final Fantasy What is that 14 race And I will die on this hill

I don't know anything I don't know anything about Final Fantasy I don't play that I think 14 was MMOD 14 telepopular actually But like it's just I don't play that

That's 14 right That's 14 XIV Yeah Yes All right I'm not starting Yeah I don't see Roman numerals a lot, so sometimes I read him, I'm like, wait a minute.

I forgot how to read them. I get fucked up when it starts getting to like the L and stuff. I'm like, what the hell is that shit? Yeah, the second thing. I think it's like 50 or something. You should never get to a position where you're doing L's. You know, like, just go to a

fucking normal number. But anyway, he wrote in. He says, hello troubled troublemakers. First time patron here, long time listener. Wanted to ask how you felt about a dilemma I was given in a game recently. If an evil dictator slash leader who was defeated in battle lost their memory and basically became a whole new person, would they still have to be charged for the same crime?

This new person that they became is basically the complete opposite and wants to help and be nice. I love the way this is written. But the people still want them dead. was just curious what your opinions on something like that would be. Sorry, the question is too confusing or big. It's not confusing at all. So you mean crow or you mean literally fucking Revin? Literally those two characters.

But for real, but this, it's a little different, though, because he's not like literally reincarnated. You know? I mean, Crow sort of is. Look, in the, in the fucking real, in the real world. you are you know what the fucking answer is obviously you don't get to you don't you you don't get to rape someone and then get amnesia and you're like oh I want to fight rapists you know like you don't get to do that it's not how it happens you don't get to do it that's true that's that's very true I it's it's exactly fair not exactly you know

but you know like yeah you know like You know, like, I'm sorry, but you did it. You did that. It may not be the you that's present, but it's the you that's your body. Your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your baby would be your baby. If it was not happy, you know, that's you, but like, it's, it's really tough. There's no way. There's no way. Imagine that being a fucking legal defense, man.

It's unfortunate. It's unfortunate. Your honor. I did. I don't remember. that. I got amnesia. I am the least rapist person you've ever seen. I mean, that could lead to a different charge, but he would still probably get charged with a criminal offense. He would still be in jail for about as long as a rapist would be in jail for, probably. Because,

because law is stupid and it gets bent in six ways to fucking Sunday. But like, if that rapist had a shitload of money, yes, they could probably beat it. They could. They could, probably beat that shit. Like, what did I do? Bill Cosby got out like this year. That was crazy. OJ didn't go to jail. OJ.

won. Well, that was circumstantial, totally. That was, that was master out. That's out playing right there. That's when someone goes for a crossover and you put it around your back through

your legs and you go past them. And everyone's like, what the fuck? I'm confident that if all, if all of the, the racial overtones weren't a thing. He would have been in jail so fast. Nah, bro, but it was.

And that's what makes it insane. That's what makes it un-fucking believable. There was so much stacked against him. Bro, Rodney King got beat like six months prior, bro. But see, that's the best thing. It's all circumstantial. He got so lucky. No, no, he got,

the world was in such a volatile state for what he was as a creature. That somehow... Tim negative world and rich a black man somehow turned into freedom. Instead of it being like an ultra bad sentence, it nullifies. It's like with chocolate and peanut butter and your others to both of them, but somehow you could have them together. It was like one of those things.

Somehow the chemistry just changes. It just nullifies it. It just works. I thought that was fake until I saw a person. Success starts with your drive, an American public university is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward.

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

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From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram. Thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I knew a guy that was literally allergic to peanut butter, but while it's with chocolate, he can eat it. And I saw him eat peanut butter once I'm having a reaction. And then I saw him eat a Reese's peanut butter cup and he was fine. And I've never been so confused.

That's not real. That's real. It's an inverse reaction. That shit happens, bro. Here's what that means. What that means is that the peanut butter in Reese's peanut butter is not real peanut butter, which is fine. That can happen, though. What?

Inverse reactions. Like things can nullify other properties and things, therefore you won't react to it. Not that much. I mean, it's real. I don't know the scale of which how real it is. That's a real thing. There's definitely certain chemicals that once you merge it with something, it can become like non-toxic or something. Again, it'll change the properties of it.

I don't think chocolate and peanut butter is a thing, though, with that. I don't know, but he was fine. And I was like, that doesn't make sense. Kingston, if I coded a block of lead in. chocolate. You're still eating lead. But no, but I think it might be relative to the two things they are. Not exactly like

one thing. I think it's more to do with the fact that that's just not real peanut butter. Because I remember I had, because I remember I had a dog like in, like when I used to live in Yonkers, like my first dog, like all my friends called her Jones for some reason. This flies like flying in front of the camera like an asshole. She got up on

the kitchen table once and ate an entire bouquet of chocolate. an entire thing. And I remember seeing it and I was like, this dog's gonna fucking die. I'm looking at a dog that doesn't know it's gonna die and I know it's gonna die.

But nothing was done. Like her stomach wasn't pumped. We didn't know what had happened. And she was fine. And it was because that wasn't real chocolate. It's not enough cat-tow-in-mit-shed. Like if something's called chocolatey, something, it doesn't say chocolate.

That means it's not real, it's not enough chocolate to be called chocolate. That's why it's called chocolatey. It's like, uh, it's like American cheese. It's like, it's like 50% cheese or something like that. It's a 50% or something like that. It's a bunch of potato in American cheese. They call it like pasteurized, uh, cheese or whatever.

Whatever they call it. It's just not, it's 50%. I think it's 50%. But it's not like it's like the other parts like plastic or some people. Some people suggest. Or what is that like cheese, cheese product? Is this cheesy? Like that's what it's something like that.

You got to put product with it. Yeah, you're right. It's something like that. Yeah, I feel like that's why your friend could eat Reese's peanut buttercote because if he just gave him fucking peanuts and then smothered like cacao on it or something. Cacao. He's going to die hard. He's going to die so hard. He's got to like his throat's going to swell and he's going to choke to death.

I'll be like, damn, bro. I thought this is going to work. But now you're fucking, you're passing away. That's crazy. You gave him. I imagine someone being that scared. Imagine someone being so, like, they're curious enough to risk a life. I guarantee you that's happened.

I guarantee you. We live in a world of maniacs. I'm sure that's happened. I'm sure scientists do it. My friend says he's allergic. I don't believe him. And then you slip him some fucking peanuts in his sandwich and kill him. He's like, oh, sorry, bro.

Sorry, bro. That thought this would be funny, man. It's not funny at all. You're dying. It's like, bro, you just wish. you'd risk the biscuit just to prove your right just to win an argument

that you lost in the end and now you're going to jail for manslaughter. Maybe that's probably homicide too actually. Yeah, homicide too. No, it's definitely manslaughter.

Nah, you meant to do that. Well, you meant to do, you didn't mean to kill them though. But you put him in a situation where he could very easily die. You did that.

Same thing when you drive drunk. It's not homicide. No, it's a vehicular homicide. No, it's physical manslaughter. It's like you didn't mean to Homicide is when you had intent to kill. You did not want to kill that person. I guess he just died.

You could argue that like a fucking lawyer can be like this piece of shit put it in there because he knew it would kill him. And then you could argue that and then argue death penalty. Death penalty. Death penalty. And his last meal is peanuts. His last meal is peanuts.

And you know, In your guys' experience, do you find that more conservatives are in favor of the death penalty? Um, well, I think so. I think, I don't know. Isn't Southern States the only ones that still, uh, do, like, express ones or some shit? Right, but isn't it interesting? I don't know. I always find, like, there's, there's a lot of weird, like, amusing hypocrisies to, like, modern politics where it's, like... Oh, you're talking about, like, pro-life, but then they're also pro-death. Well, that, but also. Even just the similar thing, it's like, we don't want the government to have too much power, but we'll give the government the authority to kill a human.

Like, it's, it's, there's a lot that exists with the left as well. It's just like, I just thought it's like, you know, for me, everyone I know that's okay with death penalty is usually people that like don't under like, I don't know. Because the death penalty is such a like, that's very extreme, you know, like you don't. Because the point of incarceration is rehabilitation. Yeah, not over here. That's the only point of it. That is the point of incarceration. Otherwise,

we wouldn't have private prisons. Although, that's true. Oh, that's true. That's very true. But the point is, the point is cheap labor, domestic cheap labor.

The point, the main point is that the reason, now the new, the new modern, like you know how there's like a sick, like you're sick and there's like sick, like you're cool? Like,

it's like that. It's like, like that's what it's supposed to be. But now it's because, come this. It's just slavery. It's just slavery. Cheap labor, punishment. And yeah, man. And that's like

what you were saying about the hypocris and all that weird shit, man. It's just people just not thinking about it. That's all it is. And I also, as far as the death penalty, man, I would, the only reason why personally I think it's bad is because of how many people are wrongly sentenced

to death. Bro, like a lot. There's like a lot. There's plenty of people that, like, Like if there's proof they did it, they don't need to be here. I'm like, you're just, there's certain people that don't need to be here. You know what I think. I think it would be scarier, right, if what they did was instead of just, let's say somebody's like a violent criminal.

They're a, you know, they're a, they're a rapist, they're a murderer, and they somehow get out on the street or whatever. They're convicted, but they're just like, all right, listen, we're going to give you the death penalty. and then they let them go because what they're doing now that would be an amazing system because what you have now is just a person that has committed so many heinous acts

that they're allowed to walk free but anybody on the planet Earth is allowed to legally murder them and not get in trouble for it that's the most dangerous that is the most dangerous that is the optimal dangerous what is a good fucking killer

and he just kills so many people trying to kill him. Like he's free and he's like, thanks. Because the only thing I can kill me is lethal injection. I can't die through any other means. And he takes a shotgun and Gordon Ramsey's himself and he's fine. This is like the third time you've mentioned somebody like fucking shooting themselves in the head with a shotgun and coming back. Did you see something recently where this happened? I saw a video a long time ago where I got shot something for the shotgun.

really, really horrible. But like, other than that, it was just, it's really sad. You should watch Derek. I'll see you in a video tonight. But I, I'm not a fan, dude. You should watch it. But it's eye opening. It's eye opening, man. Yeah, I used to stay away from those things. Or mind blowing. It's mind blowing. It's fucking mind blowing. It took you way too, it took you way too, it took you way too long to get to mind. But anyway, I think that's going to be our show. So, thank you to everybody who tuned in. Thank you to everybody who wrote in a little question for the

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