The Snark Tank - #84: Wack

Episode Date: October 10, 2021

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I mean. Hey, everybody. It's me. It's us. Welcome to the Star Tank podcast. Chris Reagan, Tom Sweeney, Derek Blackman, some black guy. We're all here today. with another one of these

another one of these wonderful little episodes of this show that you all somehow still enjoy God bless you we love you we appreciate you uh what's up baby yeah what's up

Kingston why are you smiling why you got like a the smile of a little cherub on your face there a little cherub yeah I get torted my faith as much as possible because I don't smile too often

so when I smile it looks like ridiculous that way that's how a cerebral palsy happens it is Or Bell's palsy, sorry, Bell's palsy. Wrong one. They're very different. Those are vastly different palsies.

I just, palsy, sorry. It was a very cerebral palsy thing to say, I'm sorry. So I'll be real. I'll be real with you guys. This is another one of those weeks where I'm sure the most interesting thing will happen the day after we record this, where it doesn't seem like much is going on.

Instagram and Facebook and WhatsApp are down. I don't care. That's like the most interesting thing I saw today, which is, you know, needless to say, pretty indicative of a very uninteresting day, indicative of a fairly uninteresting week. But there are a couple things that we have lined up today, specifically about, you know, some of the content creators and their opinions on certain movie stars or legacy action hero characters that may or may not be replaced with Idris Elba. We'll get to that when we want to get to it.

But Derek said he wanted to open the show with something very specific. I'm not super sure what it is because I don't remember what the hell we said last episode, but I'll just let you take it from here. Let's hear it, Derek. Thank you so much, guys. Thanks so much. So I typically don't. Over the years of doing YouTube and whatnot,

But the comments sections of, I'm pretty much burnt out of them, especially if it happens to do with me. I'm talking about even positive stuff. I just, I'm just like, ugh, you know what I mean? It's no offense to people. But the reason I saw the comment section of our last podcast is because my girlfriend, she talked about it. And this is kind of relevant to what we're talking about because it was, if you guys remember in the last podcast, I'm sure the listeners do remember it because some of them seem like they're still. seething. I think they misunderstood what Chris and I were saying about, we were talking about like dating and like do people sleep with people before they start dating or whatnot and stuff

like that. And I feel like a lot of people from reading some of the comments sections, I think a lot of people misunderstood what we were saying, which is weird to me because the, I thought we laid it out correctly. But because what we were trying to say is it's very simply that most people, there's always exceptions to the rule, always, in every situation, everything. But most people generally, they date each other, like go out on dates. So there's a difference between going out on dates and dating someone, right? Yeah. Like, oh, I went on a few dates with this person or I'm dating around or whatever. So the typical thing is you meet somebody, you go out on a few dates with them. Usually after two or three different dates, whatever,

you sleep with them. You go back to the place, you know, we go to each other's place, whatever. then after a while you make the decision if you want to actually date them or not make them your girlfriend or boyfriend or whatever that's like the typical casual thing to the point where I still disagree with that but that I know it happens I don't think it's the vast majority

but that is definitely common no it's common is vast majority and what you know why is vast majority and let's let's bring it to the United States because I don't there's a lot of other cultures that are probably different around the world But let's talk about the United States where we live. And the way the dating system works.

And if you look at a dating app, for example, it is based off of how we date. And what are the rules? That's modern dating. Yeah, it's very true. Yeah. And even before that, though, it's just a new take on modern dating. People like to go to the mall, go to amusement parks, whatever, meet people and try to hook up with them. That was a very common thing to do.

Meet people up. And the first thing you didn't think was, I want to date this person. I want to make them my girlfriend. That's not your first thought. That's true. Your first thought was typically. You don't exactly like, like, I have had no shortage of sleeping with women. I'm not, it's not even a braggadocious thing.

I have had no sorts of women. I've definitely dated girls first, then stuff with them. I've definitely like hung out with a girl like maybe twice and then slept with them. Like when you say, when you say you've dated them, see here's the thing. I want to make sure you, you, they were your girl. That was your girlfriend. We were dating. Like, that was my girlfriend.

And then later and then later on like kind of earlyish into the relationship, we slept with each other, you know? So why did that happen, though? Was it because you wanted it to be that way? They wanted the title first. They wanted to have a title on it first. So they wanted the title first. But that was also when I was younger.

I was younger than. I was much younger than. You know, because I haven't been dating. I haven't dated someone in my, like, I haven't been dating at someone other than a last person. I'm there. Like, I've been with Lily for five years. Sure.

So I was 22 and I was already dating someone then. But what exactly is the point of you saying that? I don't understand why you're saying that. Because I haven't dated in a while. I haven't just straight up dated in a while. So that's another thing that I can I can admit that. I haven't done that in a while. I haven't been on a prowl.

And I've been quite a while. I just want to say, look, what I think is what's happening. Because I think that a lot of people in their social circles are like there's a lot of people they hang out with people that have common. interest and stuff like that. And they don't really see outside of their bubble.

Because like I feel like a lot of people say, oh, I think this is making someone your boyfriend and girlfriend first and then sleeping with them is the most common thing. I don't like, I think that's like wildly. If you saw, if that were the case, the classified ads before there was apps or anything like that, it would be so different because there was, there's always a saying, like people always say, I don't fuck on the first date. or they have a rule. You sleep with them maybe on the third date.

They have these things because it's so common to fuck people when you're first dating around than when you actually become boyfriend and girlfriend. There's all these cliches and it's not the other way around. They don't have any of those cliches of like, oh, make sure, I can't even think of anything off the top of my head. It should also be stated, by the way,

that there are places where people get married off to people that they've never met, you know what I mean? And that's like millions of people do that. Yeah, and I'm talking about, though, that's why I said, like, let's back it up to just talk about the United States specifically. Right. Right. I can understand that because of the idea of dating apps in general. People go on that just the fuck. Like, that is what people just.

Well, even before that, like I mentioned classified ads. It's the same principle. It's the same principle, but it's nowhere near as widespread. Of course, it's not. It's the internet versus fucking real life. What I'm saying is the concept was the same. People looking for dates and stuff like that. Of course, a lot of people say they look for love and all this shit.

but really they're trying to fuck people they're trying to you know otherwise you would go to you know meet someone at your church meet someone at your school meet someone at your job yeah the thing is like I have a really hard time believing that like a mid-20s late 20s like even like early 30s mid-30s person would date a person for years without sleeping with them

years is a long time well years is crazy that's yeah even like several months That seems like insane. Like months is not quite that long. That seems insane. But definitely years. But also a lot of people just can't get laid. Like we're also forgetting.

But they're dating. These are dating people. I understand. I understand that. That's true. But even people that are dating. Like a lot of people just can't even get to the sex part in general. Because there's a lot of girls that are like, I'm not going to fuck.

Because there's a lot of girls. We all know the girls that were just out here fucking everybody. And then they were just like, I'm not going to do that. no more I'm gonna wait until I find that same guy and we're like sure but they had to do the normal thing first you understand what I'm saying I don't I wouldn't say it's I would say they are both common then there are both common things to see look the they're common but there's one more common than the other which what you're saying even you saying that they're fucking before they get to that place where they want to respect themselves or whatever it's because the normal thing they're doing is there is

I'm just saying the normal thing. Well, whatever their reason is, right? Because there is some reason, a lot of times religion is the one that's like, I want to save myself until marriage. I have no argument with that. I have no argument with that because you have a principle that was bestowed to you by a religion. Oh, I haven't argument. Well, no, I can still, I fucking hate religion.

I'm just saying I understand why they do it. I can't even, I can't argue with you because I understand where it came from. It's arbitrary people that set them. themselves, whatever, they do all this stuff. But my whole thing was, because like, I don't have a problem what the fuck you do. I'm just saying the people generally, especially because, like, I read a comment. I read one of the comments. And I think somebody was confused because they seem, I couldn't even tell if the person was

agreeing or disagreeing. But he said something like, you know, you want to make sure this person, don't you want to know everything about them before you start dating them, which is a really obvious thing to do. Because here's the thing. You can start dating somebody. with no sex, and then you have sex later and find out motherfuckers are freak and likes fucking, like, seven fucking, you know, like fist in his ass or some shit.

Or, oh, he's actually, you know, I like multiple partners or something. I didn't bring that up because it wasn't appropriate. Like, you can run into disasters. So usually people... Struggling to see up close, make it visible with Viz. This is a once daily prescription eye drop to treat blurry near vision for up to 10 hours. The most common side effects that may be experienced while using Viz include eye irritation, temporary dimmer, dark vision, headaches and eye redness.

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From anyone that I know, in the tons of social circles I've been in, people be fucking. And they're like, you know what? This person has a great heart, great lay. I really want to be able to them for the rest of my life. It's usually what happens. Yeah. So my whole thing was like, why the fuck were people even, like, there was like an uproar.

And then, okay, go ahead. Because I still, I want to, I got, there's a few other comments I have to focus on, too. You can focus on them. I haven't, I have not, the second I handed off to Kyle to edit this shit, I don't know what the hell I just said. It's just out my mouth and into the ether, hopefully what I did make somebody's day a little bit worse. But, you know, I think we did that time though. Yeah, yeah. I swear to God.

And it made me wonder, though. I'm like, are people, is, does this happen often where the comment sections like a bunch of people like saying, you know, it was like some people are going hard in the paint? To the point where I'm talking about nitpicky stuff We're like there was a guy I guess because we were talking I was talking about the evolution Like most things we Most things are made for us to survive

Right we develop most things And some people are like Well not all things And one person specifically said because I misspoke I was talking about how like we Why fucking fruit taste so delicious to us Is I said I said the word fatty And so I was like fruit isn't fatty

And like I saw that shit like upvoted and I'm like bruh it has sugar in it which turns into fat but I'm telling you this is how seething people were yeah yeah where somebody pointed that out where I'm like I misspoke bro you know fucking fruit makes you a fat because sugar turns in a fucking fat bro like what's going on here I think people are you know well this is a very important subject to a lot of people because it's how people go about their lives you know what I mean it's how people like it's very personal to a lot of people so when you have a

even just a slight critique of the way that people are living their lives people take it a little bit more personally than they should but I agree I agree but you know for real though like my opinion just I think the smarter people get that part of it out of the way first

that's just because it's way smarter for yourself no it's way it's way smarter to get that out of the way as early on as possible than it is waiting like fucking three years to get married to somebody and then you find out that oh we are not, we do not have any chemistry physically at all. You know? Like that is such a she. You imagine

having a fucking wedding for somebody and then you sleep with the person on the first day and it's like, holy shit, they're terrible. I hate this. What a terrible experience. And then that's, I, that happens, bro. That happens. But like, it's so not hard to be, like, it's hard, it's hard not to be what.

It's hard not to be like at least fine at sex. No. It's hard not to be at least fine, bro. I've had maybe three bad lays in like all of the women I've suffered in my life. Like three ever. But you don't know how like say, here's the thing. Like I can say that I'm pretty decent, right?

But at the same time, some people are just will never tell you the fucking truth here. Yeah. Yeah. So you can never be too fucking sure of yourself. Everybody thinks that everybody thinks they're pretty decent. You know, I'm no God emperor. But I'm fine at least. I'd at least like go down there and do some work and then like, hey, man, that might have been disappointing, but it wasn't that disappointing. It's not about, but here's the thing. Here's the thing.

It's not even necessarily about whether or not it's, because there's being good at it and that there's just like chemistry in general. Like there are people that I have been with who are like, you know, it's good, but there's no, like, it's just like it does. It's almost like out of rhythm. Like you didn't feel anything. You didn't feel anything either afterwards, right? feeling anything it's less it's less it's no no it's less about that and more about just like there's there's there's I don't know there's a it's you wouldn't you could probably get Larry David to write a pretty good show with somebody else and it

would probably be pretty good but it but it wouldn't be Seinfeld you know what I mean it wouldn't be that like ooh this is a fucking good this is a really good show Or like, it's, it's more about, it's less about talent and skill in a lot of those cases and more about just like, do you compliment the other person, you know? Like, and a lot goes into that beyond just like, I agree. Beyond just base level stuff. And you can't possibly know that if you, you can't pot, you can't know that until you do it. I feel like you, I feel like you can have an idea of it, but you can't exactly. You can have some idea.

You've been, I'm sure you've been surprised. Oh, absolutely, but I, you know, but you know why I could fucking tell before. But also, I, it's just people don't like people just don't read situations also. Like, you know, like, bro, if someone walks in a room and they're off, I can feel it. I can feel that shit. You can, because me, Chris, me and you have been in the same room and someone's walked in a room that we both knew was off. We were like, hey, man, you fucking notice that fucking entity that walked in, that fucking shadow, that storm cloud that walk in the room. I get it.

Yeah. Dude, I have, I have, like that old child, that old child. Yeah, yeah. Frankie, come on, man. Let's not, I don't want to even think about that thing anymore. Frankly, Frankie walked in the room and it got quiet. And I was just like, oh, this guy's sick. This guy's obviously not okay.

He looks like he's younger and older than me at the same time. This is clearly not a good idea. But you can tell, and especially if someone that you're dating, like, you know, like, Struggling to see up close, make it visible with Viz. Viz is a once daily prescription eye drop to treat blurry near vision for up to 10 hours. The most common side effects that may be experienced while using Viz include eye irritation, temporary dimmer, dark vision, headaches, and eye redness. Talk to an eye doctor to learn if Viz is right for you. Learn more at Viz.com. OnDec is built to back small businesses like yours. Whether you're buying equipment, expanding your team or bridging cash flow gaps,

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I've dated girls who I could tell instantly they were fucking crazy, but I kept dating them because they were attractive to me. You know, you can tell your chemistry with somebody. I have never done that. That's crazy. I can name four. I can name four right now, bro. I have never, I know, I've honestly never done that.

I have been fucking, I have been ambushed. Once I fucking committed to them, they're like, hey, guess what? I am insane. Like, and it was fucking, oh man. Hey, guess what? The second, it was the second after I said, would you mind be my girlfriend? Would you, would you like to go out with me? And she was like, sure.

And then she put on a fucking clown nose immediately. and then fucking started honking it and then I was like oh great this is going to be great this is going to be a fucking oh this actually happened to me she put a real clown nose on no bitch

that was the most socially that was the most social retired than you ever said Chris I was trying to be convincing because you do it so much Chris you do it so much like the full metal sheen and stuff like you fucking like convince people one last thing I wanted to mention

in the comment section, which I think is kind of important because a lot of people were kind of like, they were back in your boy swing up. They were back in your boy swing up, which made me think I'm like, okay, a lot of people, and I don't say this in a negative way. I was like, I think there's maybe a lot of people that have not the best or the healthiest relationship with sex. And I don't even think that's say that as a negative. 100%. I don't even have a girlfriend with sex. Well, that's what I'm saying. And so like there's people that take different approaches to it because they may be, it's not like, I just want to take this thing head on. So they may

kind of push it to the back. And I don't think that's a like I don't think like said, Chris, I agree with you. I don't think it's the smartest thing they do. But if that's your approach, all love. I ain't fucking like saying like y'all are fucking tripping. You need to just stick your dick in somebody as soon as you fucking meet them or even fucking the third time you meet them. I ain't saying that shit. You fucking do you. I'm just saying commonality. And the last thing. The last thing. Yeah. Because they were like saying, I already said the last thing, right? But the last last thing. Because there was assumptions that Chris and I are single.

Like it was like, oh, we're fucking, like, no wonder. No wonder Sweeney's in a nice loving relationship and fucking Chris and Derek are single. And I was like, bitch, you know, bitch. Look, I'm going to tell you what, guys, next time when this thing comes out, I'm going to pin a fucking nice picture of me and my girl on my Twitter. So if you happen, if you still happen to want to just see. my nice loving relationship. Some homo stuff.

Some homo stuff. Yeah. It's pretty fucking gay, dude. I feel gay. Like even, especially my fucking girl. She, dude, my girl fucking chastised me when I say anything sweet. She fucking immediately says,

you're such a faggot or you're so gay. And I'm like, well, I mean, yeah. Like, what do you? I don't know what to, because I feel like my man card feels like it should be revoked when I fucking sing, oh sweet shit. She said sweet to your girlfriend. That's crazy, bro.

I'm not overly sweet at all. Like everyone has seen, you've both seen me interact with my girlfriend and we butt heads more often than anything else. All right. I just say sweet things to her. All right. There's some straight up abuse there.

I think, Derek, I think now, I think now's the time, we should probably have this conversation. If we don't do it now, we never will. We have to have the conversation

about the fact that, like, Sweeney's girlfriend is not a real person. This is a face. person. He's he we have literally hung out with him and his girlfriend. We he's been alone in our living room just talking. That's crazy. That's crazy. And look, I'll be real. I'll be real with you. I was waiting until I like moved out to say anything because I didn't want you to like snap out of your reality and like do something crazy. But we have to have this conversation. You know what's funny? What have I been posting pictures with me and my girlfriend and it's no one

in the picture? I was just driving around my girlfriend in her car. I don't know. I mean, what would you do? What would you do? I thought you were doing, go ahead. What would you do, sweetie, if you called your girlfriend right now and my phone rang. And you've just been like, you've just been talking to my voicemail. That would fuck me. That'd be crazy.

That'd be crazy enough for me to like, like, his goal, like, I need to be admitted because I'm like two seconds from becoming a psychopath. That would be a whole shudder island scenario, you know. That's a fucking story right there. That's a whole entire fucking story of like. That's some shit that fucking Lovecraft would write. Like me being with this girl for years and then she's not real and I'm like, bro, but she's real. That's some fucking, what's his name?

The guy I made the kids fuck each other. Stephen King. That's some Stephen King shit right there. Wait, what did you say? I said Spilberg. Same shit. They do the same thing. What fucking Kujo Jurassic Park.

Same shit, dude. Come on. What? It's the same fucking thing. Oh, because the dinosaurs were kids, right? Because they were young. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, okay. It the clown fucking Indiana Jones. Same shit. Same fucking thing. I've still not seen an Indiana Jones from start to finish. Really? I've seen several clips of several of those movies, but I don't know. I don't know the, I don't know a single like, beginning to end Indiana Jones story.

Oh, let me tell you something. Honestly, you don't need, if you've seen the clips, you've seen the movies that's kind of why the things that you've seen there that's really you don't need to see that's kind of why I have an action movie right I love those movies but like they're they're not like I love them because I love Harrison for especially Yugg Harrison Ford when he was like on the verge or probably saying it's on racist all the time like oh fantastic I think it's now I think I think it's more than ever now now he's just kind of like a classic racist now he's just chilling he's like

whatever man he's chilling but he just I think that's my own brain I this my own brain Just when I see him, I feel like he was just like, especially when he came back for the Force Awakens. Like he just seemed like a race. He reminded me of Grand Tarino in that fucking. What's his name? What's that? What's that? Clint Eastwood, sorry.

He reminded me of that. I was like, dude, he's in that stage now. Yo, people love him, bro. First of all, Grand Tarino, you guys got to see that movie. He's so fucking racist in that movie. It's fucking unbelievable, bro. Do you guys remember when he interviewed Obama and he was like he interviewed it was like it wasn't Obama it was just like an invisible it was like an empty chair essentially Sweeney and his fucking girlfriend yeah it was exactly it was the same thing that's why I brought it up he's so fucking he's so right right wing it's hilarious I love it but it's like how could you not have you not seen him you not see the roles he takes he's this man is the fucking he's the America that we ran from look look

Look, there is, there comes a point, right, where a person is just too old to be a good person, I think. Like, if you- I feel like that's not true. I really do feel like that's true. Because here, it's different if you're like a Bernie type who's like always been that person, you know, and you were that person in like the 60s and you're still that person now. That's a different thing.

But if you were like a standard, like, I'm going to go with the consensus individual in the 50s, you're not like I cannot expect better of Clint Eastwood like it's just it would be so stupid of me to try you know I think he's cool

because I love his movies and my grandma loves his movies too my grandma's factuated with them I'm like you know you know he's like he is cool he seetinely raises he is like

I don't think he's cool as shit though he's cool as fuck but I know he's like this guy is like a right wing motherfucker like this is this man is the right this man is He wrote Grand Torino because I think he wrote it.

Oh, he didn't write it. I don't think he wrote it. Are you sure? I think he wrote it. I can be wrong, but I don't think he wrote it. I feel like he literally just like, oh, this is, I just wrote me if I wasn't an actor. Like if I wasn't, if I, if I took this other route, this is the laugh. This is the laugh I wish I had.

No, fucking. Because his son is super, his son is super nice. Yeah. Well, that's what happens a lot of times, right? The generational thing, like my parents are so racist. I want nothing to do with that. It happens sometimes. Because his son, like, they find his son hanging out with, like, trap artists.

Like hanging out with the amigos and shit like that. Like, drinking with them. And it's like, furious. He's like, you can't come back, boy. You can't come back. You can't come back. You're going to smell like him in the house. You can't come back. People tend to become the opposite of what their parents are.

Typically, like, almost by rebellion, but not in every case. It's usually just like, ah, you know, I've seen. that I don't necessarily want that. Oh shit. He directed it. Oh shit. He didn't write it though. He didn't write it.

He didn't write it. He probably helped. He probably was like, put this one in there. He changed every every racist fucking, every fucking derogatory fucking statement was him. It wasn't even in there before.

It was off the car. You know that what they call them fucking VCs, right? They call them zipper heads. The main takeaway from this conversation, I think, is you know, Sweeney's girlfriend is not a real person. She's real, dude.

She's actually real. She's real. Is there more a crazy thing you could say than she's real? She's real. You can look her up. She exists. There's information about her. What if she didn't know who I was? Who the fuck are you? Hey, how'd you know my name? Why'd you say that name? Roger

How do you know Martha? How do you know Martha? So stupid. Martha. Isn't that like the greatest fucking scene

in cinema history? I couldn't believe that shit. Can we be real about that? The best thing. There was a room full of people and they all just agreed that like yeah,

we got it. That was fucking sick. That was really good guys. That's how I feel about what's a movie that I, every time I watch, I'm like, I can't be these motherfuckers did this.

Um, what's the movie that like, it just, it just takes me back. Um, only you can answer that question. Right. I was like, come on, man. There has to be at least one movie that I've seen. It's like, name all the worst movies you've seen, like genuine straight up the worst movies. Hmm.

Oh my God. The Force Awakens. They were like, oh yeah, dude. Let them kiss. And he, she comes back to life. And I'm like, niggle, what are you? Fuck. Struggling to see up close, make it visible with Viz.

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Then they kiss, then Ben dies. Oh, oh, in the, um, the last Skywalker one. The rest. The last guywarker. The rast. Did I say, did I say the last? The rass guy will hook the rass guy will Yeah, they did that.

They kissed. And I was like, yo, you know how many people couldn't. Like, why didn't she kiss him and then bring him back? What did it kept going back and forth? That's why I was like, why don't they just keep doing it? And then they both be like sort of alive.

And they're both lying and then they would eventually get more lifeable and then go do their thing. That's such an insane. If she would have like sucked his dick or something. He would have been like, he would have perked up right away. That is such an insane premise, though, to kiss somebody alive and then like keep like it's like it's like a it's like a tennis match it just

keeps going back and forth he just keeps him alive what happened was uh he did like force healing because they can do force healing not aniken the guy that's literally the embodiment of the force he couldn't do force healing the main character of the series the series his main character couldn't do that ray some bitch that just became a Jedi at like 21 yeah and they found it out because some fucking worm or something, right? It was like... Yeah, the worm like... Yeah, that's what it was.

That's what it was. That's what it was. That's what it was. That's... Fuck. I forgot that whole movie. You just reminded me of everything. That movie's a nightmare, bro.

She healed a worm? Yeah. She healed some sort of worm because it had... Because the worm was in the way of her getting this fucking bagger. And that's when they found the Macuffin. They fell down...

It was only useful in one place. Some arbitrary sand fucking dune or whatever. And then fucking they found a worm. And then they found a worm. And then the McGuffin dagger just happened to be there. I hated that so much that I forgot.

The McGuffin dagger was only useful in one particular place at a particular time. Time. It wasn't even all. It wasn't even overall to say useful thing. They didn't find like an excalibate and you put up into the sky and it beams somewhere like in fucking shadow of colossus. Like, oh, this will be useful if it's just daytime. We can always use this. But she just found a thing that randomly was useful at one time.

I would have I would have I would have respected it if they tried to use it and they're like I don't understand it it doesn't match with anything like and then somebody would have said oh shit it would have matched fucking years ago when they first did it fuck we got to think of something else

that would be like clever clever and then the thing that they went looking for to find to get there got destroyed the first mug and they just found another one the first yeah it was just like a McGuffin fest dude it was a movie sucks so bad.

I forgot about the whole movie. I don't remember. That series makes me so angry because it's like, they were like, yo, let's just not give this to Dave Filoni. Let's just not give this Dave Filoni. And he was like, guys, I'm the only person that really cares about this series left on this planet, left in this room. And they were like, nah, fuck you.

And they gave it to fucking two jackasses. And then they were like, hey, Faloni and fucking a guy. that made Iron Man, please help. And they fixed the universe. I never, I don't think I ever really, I don't think I finished that movie. I think I stopped watching. I think it was a bit, it was,

you could stream it somewhere. I can't remember where the hell, and I watched a little bit of it and I couldn't finish it because I just didn't, it felt like Amazing Spider-Man too again. Where like it was just like, here's a bunch of scenes that they filmed and they're just showing, it was like somebody showing you,

a bunch of different Star Wars things and being like, this is this is a movie what I'm showing you. But it's really just like a bunch of like disorganized scenes that just sort of take place in the same universe or whatever. It's very weird. It was like a slideshow.

There was good parts in it, but everything that... What good parts? Tell me a good part. Tell me good part. I'm curious about that. The part where they find out, they found out that pose that was a drug dealer and they went to that planet where they show where he came from where you met that girl with the fucking like the Tron kind of.

Oh, the whole fucking like the whole like Nazi-esque type of feel. I like the set, but I still thought that was a stupid scene, I thought it was cool. I thought that Po was cool. I don't remember that scene at all. And I thought the scene where, um, where Leah and, uh, and, uh, Ant man, Leah and Luke were, Leah and Luke were training with each other. I was like, oh, that's really cool. I like seeing, like, I like the idea that Leah was a Jedi too, because there was no point

that no one, like, I don't know why no one trained her to. They would have just had two people to fight Vader instead of one. but I guess she was doing the whole politics thing. Vader didn't even go after her was fucking like the way he knew. He knew also. But like, why he didn't go after her.

I guess that's why he was like, I'm not going to be after her. But what I mean is like why not try why are you trying so fucking hard to bring Luke to the dark side and not fucking Leah? I think it was like, oh, this is a woman. They're not going to want a woman hero.

I think that's probably what happened. There was probably. I mean, totally. Yeah. I think that's the obvious answer. I'm surprised you didn't immediately assume that. But it's like fucking. Okay, go ahead.

But what's crazy is that at the end, the original script for the, the framework of the original trilogy, she was supposed to be the hero because when would be democracy. Democracy was doing that would end up like saving the universe, but like working together and figuring out like, hey, we got to go this way about doing stuff like together. And I'm like, whoa, that would have been really cool way to end it. But they were just like, Lucas, your idea and they fucking, as a boardroom, they all fucking come down the paper. We're like, fuck you.

they all took turns coming on this fucking original script and they were like all right they waited for each other to finish all of them yeah and he made Lucas eat the fucking cum riddled fucking script and told him get the fuck out afterwards

that's a dark dark image they called China what do you guys want us to do and they were like female hung up the phone I don't man she used forced lightning bro

I have so I have so I have so little passion for Star Wars. It's insane. I love Star Wars. I love Star Wars. I love Dune. I love those series.

And like, seeing someone destroy such a well-loved thing really bother me. Star Wars is such a well-loved thing. I get it. I mean, I get it. It's insane. It's so magical and whimsical because it's not,

I wouldn't call Star Wars science fiction. It's more like space fantasy. It's like space fantasy. It's, yeah, it's a space opera, as they say. So,

like, I really love that series. And it's so mad. And everyone everyone can implant themselves in that universe and it can be cool. There's so much you can do in that you know something it's so much like expanse the force is a cool concept when it's explained halfway Where people most people don't fucking do what about the metachlorians The metacloid that was stupid but like even that was kind of whimsical and cool enough you're like oh you can tell how strong someone's gonna be in the force Like that's kind of silly that was just dragon ballsy power level type stuff like that was like uh you know put what's oh how many what's his midichlorians down Autonomous Ultra Instinct.

I just learned about that yesterday. What? Dumbest shit ever. Dumbus brings me cool stuff. I just caught up with a Dragon Ball Super yesterday. Yeah. And the highest power level is autonomous, Ultra Instinct.

And I was like, okay, at this point, they're literally just, you know, like you have the, uh, those balls,

you just shake them up and then you just get, pick three fucking words out of it. And like, that's what it's called. I was like, it's a real, it's a real thing for like fighters, but it's like,

This is stupid. Y'all don't fucking know what that is. Ultra Instinct is a... Ultra Instinct is a cool word. But that's about it. Like, I don't know, man. It's... There's so many transformations in Dragon Ball,

and it's like... It's so tiring. And they get, like, a bit of a pass because they kind of invented it. But, like, you can't... You can't just keep doing it. Like, it's like...

Yeah. It's like your great uncle who's, like, kind of gone, and he, like, tells... the same joke every Thanksgiving as if like he hadn't he didn't tell you last year and you're like ah yeah we love that one about the

you know the baby and the baby in the all sport but you know he's kind of gone and you just it's so it's wild dude I thought like the guy the main guy that was the hardest guy to beat Jiren

to get to that fucking point I was like oh how the fuck is this guy so powerful and his backstory was oh everyone left him in his life. That was it. And he died. His parents died. His parents died and his friends left. Village or whatever. They left and he just basically, he's alone. He's a bandit. And I was like, but how did he get powerful? Like, you know, at least Goku, he's a sane that

like, and they have like unlimited fucking potential. This fucking alien, this purple piece of shit, there was nothing. He was just powerful. And it pissed. I can't believe I expected something good from Dragon Ball. Like I was, I actually thought maybe This isn't Z anymore, man. This is not Z anymore. But look, there was another guy below him, top. At least he got like, okay, he was really fucking strong, and then he got stronger because he was being,

uh, grew in to be a destroyer. Makes sense. And then, Jaron, he's just some, this, the strongest being in the known fucking multiverse and has no, there's nothing. Who did he train with? Who, how did he tap into this shit? Nothing.

Yeah, but like, I feel so robbed. Yeah, but at a certain point you have to be like, all right, Dragon Ball's, Dragon Ball Z is like what, from like the 8th? Yeah, it is. Can you think of an 80s band that if they came out with something today, you'd be like, yeah, dude. Yeah, really looking forward to that.

The strokes literally did it, dude. What? The last album wasn't bad, man. Who? Who? The strokes. Are you insane? It wasn't horrible.

The strokes? Yeah, didn't they recently come out with a huge? The strokes are from the fucking 2000s. They are? Yes. Holy shit. Are the strokes like an old band? No.

I thought they were old. I'm tripping. You're thinking of the Rolling Stones. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I think the strokes are an old ass man, aren't they? I mean, they're older people, I guess, kind of, not even really. Like, if anybody would know, let's see.

Ninety-eight, bro. Never mind. Never fucking mine. Okay. Yeah, so, okay. Yeah, like they exploded. They exploded in like 2003 or something. I remember when they, I thought they like, it was like one of those things.

because there was, there is a specific band that was old that had a resurfacing because of all these bands that came out around the same time. Like the strokes, I guess. So I'm probably getting confused with that. Yeah. There was, um, is it the hives or something? There's like an older band. Maybe. That was like been around for a long time and they had a resurgence because of all this shit.

Maybe. No, you're probably thinking of the Smiths, man. The Smiths? Maybe. Really? Definitely not the strokes. The, but, I don't know, like, if a band had their heyday in the 80s, you're not going to expect something good from them in 2021.

You're just not. I'm just sorry. Like, your skills have waned. They just can't. They just, you cannot be as good as you were. Musicians specifically. Struggling to see up close, make it visible with Viz. Viz is a once daily prescription eye drop to treat blurry near vision for up to 10 hours.

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And there's the group, the Griselda group, is a group always talk about. They're like a Buffalo base, like rap group. And they had Method Man on one of their songs. And Method Man is still a great fucking rapper. Okay. And he started rapping like 94. And it's fucking like,

the album that they made them big, the 36 Chambers came out the year I was born. And he this recently this year made a song with them and his feature was amazing. I think it just means, you just have to keep polishing your son. But what you're explaining is the exception, not the rule. The general idea is the expectation should be that if something had its hating in the 80s,

especially like if it's in the same, like, you could have some weird situation where like, I don't know, like, you know, Brian Cranston is like a dentist when it is like 20s or whatever. And now he's like, you know, you can have those weird like things where like people switch and do something else. And suddenly like, I think Lady Gaga is a really good example of that. Somebody who's like, she's a good musician, but I think she's actually kind of like doing like way. different shit now and it's actually interesting but you can't have like a hair metal band from the 80s come out with a hair metal record today and have any chance that is going to be better than what they did before and even rap I think is a little bit

different because that's just like one person and like there's like that's just lyricism really that's just writing and like you're well see unless you have like a brain damage damaging injury I don't think your flow can get any worse I mean, to back you up, like the people, I think Eminem his floating at worse, he just changed it up for whatever fucking reason. Yeah. It's bad. It's way worse than what it was.

He's got a dumb delivery style now. That's what I think it is. He changed it in a weird, this weird little, it's like a, it's like a dance. It's like da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Like he does this weird thing. I'm like, what is this? It's like, he did not used to do this. It's like the, it's like the aftertaste of his words are stuttering.

It's like a very strange It's like a very strange problem Where Sweeney's frozen on my screen I don't know about you Yeah I was looking I thought he was just so disappointed That he's just fucking minded

Yeah Gink said are you there still I think he's not there I think he's gone No well Yeah I think he's totally gone But Evan Yeah he goes like

Yeah like I'm a toothpick with a rubric Bapap but I'm a boop And it's like what are you doing What the fuck is that? Like where do you You're like scatting almost. It's like fucking frightening.

But. Yeah, I guess he just thought. And then he has that lawnmower delivery too. Do you know what I mean? No, no, no. Well, give me an example. What are you talking about? He has a lawnmower delivery where he's like, he's like, he's going to be like a really awful. I'm not going to be able to do this well.

But like, it's like he's growling. Like, it's like. And um, nam ha, like, and it's like, I know exactly what you're saying. Yeah, it's like, you could just talk.

You could just speak. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, you know that fucking pervert comedian, um, uh, Christalia?

Yeah. Yeah, he doesn't, it's a pretty fucking good impression. He does do a good impression. Like he did that whole cipher, right? where he like he did like yeah uh manchin and panting yeah it's in panting and chants and manson

dancing with charles manson with napkins and yeah that was a pretty good uh yeah it's a shame he's like uh weird yeah he he didn't know that snapchat uh uh uh people could screenshot snapchat he didn't know that and he was uh he didn't do anything crazy though did he like i thought it was like a... So here's the thing. He disproved a couple of things. Right. That of like him hitting on some underage girls.

But there was so many that he didn't like disprove. Right. So it was kind of weird. I felt like I'm like, I don't think he's completely absolved because he just disproved a couple of people who were bullshitting. But was it like... But there was like a handful.

Was it like an underage thing? Was that like the whole thing? Yeah, that was the biggest thing. Yeah. And it was going back to emails and Facebook. Like he would message girls, like naturally, just like a rock star, but he was messaging the wrong fucking girls. Yeah.

You know what I mean? Rock stars can do, obviously. Rock stars have free reign to do that. You know? Isn't that funny though? It's just kind of like a thing. Isn't that funny? But it's interesting because it's only rock stars and not rappers necessarily, because

like there's a lot of people talking like even just about like Drake and like Millie Bobby Brown when that shit was happening. By the way, when I say that shit. It's literally just speculate. Like nobody, like, I'm not saying anything, but although I mean, like, come on. Yeah. But, like, you don't hear anything about, like, you hear like, oh, yeah, the Beatles. Or, like, I don't know, fucking any big band in the 80s.

And it's like, yeah, what do you mean? Like, this is our hair at all. Like, that's just, that's the culture, man. That's the fucking culture. Like, no one game of shit. That they're the ones that can just do it. All right, Sweeney's back. He had a bit of a power outage.

That's why he dipped in the middle of that Eminem. conversation although we just assumed that he vanished because he hates Eminem that much. I don't hate Eminem. I don't hate him. You would have gotten a good kick out of that conversation. It's a shame you, uh, you know. I'm hated Swinin's a very mean like the dream team and Hakeem. I got a beam in my seat.

Don't play with me. That's an awfully hot coffee pot. That's an awfully hot coffee pot. Oh man. I tweeted that out. That's what I tweeted out a few months ago. and it like got a bunch of retweets because it was so random

that's just stupid awfully hot he still somehow saved that freestyle I can't believe he said some I think that was him proven to himself that I'm just probably

the best freestyle rapper on the planet and he kind of proved it I was like god damn I guess I don't know that's how you crash and burn I thought that was kind of lame freestyle he tried to write

orange or something that was a good he's a good he's it's like when you veer your car off the road and you're about to die and like watch this and you somehow get back on the road and you're like this guy's amazing I don't think you got back on the road he did you liked it I didn't I didn't like it man

he's a good freestyle rapper bro it's just impressive like flat out it was like damn this guy's good at this like he just I didn't like his it's just his whole demeanor and everything it just pacing around like a fucking child And he's so, who I'm so mad. I'm like, all right, dude.

Like, I can't. He's trying to focus, bro. He's trying to get the emotion, man. I guess. Yeah, and then raise a fist or some shit. And then, and then fuck you. Like, I'm like, ooh. I don't know, man.

Like all that shit. I do it like this, okay? The reason why a lot of rock fans and like punk fans can go to Eminem and understand it because he's emotion. Eminem has that like rock and roll emotion that a lot of people like he doesn't have the soul of a lot of other rappers that like rappers like fucking who could I say has soul out the ass like like uh like j z soldier boy jz or and j 000 you know to have like a bunch of soul and what they say don't forget about

soul has that emotion don't say soldier boy he's he's he's dead for all there's soul it's in his name so soul yeah that's good for you that's good for you soul is he south korea boy is that his He's a Korean child. I fucking love it. Yo, dude, South Korea. Have you heard that fucking freestyle? That South Korean freestyle? The song's called Ung, EUNG.

Like, it's actually, it's fucking impressive. It's really good. I'll give it a shot, maybe. It's really good. It's, like, I promise you guys, they'll be like, oh, this is actually really impressive. Like it in the Discord, and then I'll check it out. But.

All right, I'll do that. Yeah. I don't think non-Americans can freestyle. I'll be very real with you. I think every freestyle other like if it's not an American person freestyle it usually I do think rap is uniquely uniquely tuned to English because our language has like a lot of words for the same thing so it like not a lot of languages have that like Chinese is very like very direct a lot of other languages are very directed as well like they don't have as many

like even just um was it on stream the other day king we were talking about how many words just being confused. Yeah. Yeah, like there's like a million words for there. There's like a million words for everything. Because like our language is very like, it's very winding.

And a lot of other, I don't know if you could really wrap. Like there's Spanish rap, but is it really difficult to rap in Spanish when everything has an O at the end of, you know what I mean? Like, I don't know.

I think it's harder. Like we were just, there was a bunch of, there was a bunch of Latin Americans in my house yesterday, excluding me. And there was a bunch in the house and we were all listening to music and I was being very like very critical about how I don't like Latin like pop rap. I don't I hate it I'm not a fan of it I'm a fan of more classic you don't like Despacito Those it doesn't really count that's more of an English song even though it's in Spanish That's definitely more of an English song somehow I don't know how that works

See we were talking we were talking about like Maluma and bad bunnies like that like I listen to their music but I don't think they're good I don't know one fucking I don't know anything about I hate that his name. I'm like, how it's his, when I first heard Bad Bunny, I thought it was another one of those, who's the Catch Me Outside chick? Yeah,

those, yeah, I thought that, I thought that too, yeah. I did too initially. And then, have you heard of a baby goth?

I just found out about her like a couple days ago. Baby goth. Yeah, because I was watching a video about industry plants and then I've, this fucking chick, her name's baby goth. I've never heard of her before.

Never heard of that. And then some, she looks like. And there was, they say that kid, the kid Leroy is, is another industry plant. That's what caught my eye.

It was a picture of that fucking guy. What's Kid LaRoy? What's Kid LaRoy going to do when he's like 32? Is he still going to be Kid Leroy? Is he still going to be doing like the Kid Rock thing where he's like, I'm Kid Rock and he's like 67? This niggins is just Justin Bieber. Kid Leroy is just Justin Bieber.

I thought it was. He's just Justin Bieber. I think they're looking for a new one or something because I've never heard of this guy before until that TikTok. I thought that song was just Justin Bieber until I started actually paying attention to it. And then now I'm actually writing, I'm writing a cover for it that I invited Chris to sing on it. So yeah, it's a this kid. This kid looks like the kind of girls that my niece dates. Like just fucking

absolute pussies. Just the biggest pussy. He looks like he looks like the kind of kid that would, he looks like the kind of kid at that would say the end word never around. I mean, he would say it all the time, then you'd be around a black kid and never, it never leave his lips. We got better things, more important things to talk about because, right. I only saw this literally a couple minutes, like a couple minutes before we started recording, but this Stephen Crowder thing where he's talking about a black James Bond and how like people, he doesn't think it would work or something. But it was beyond just, He did a whole, like, accent.

Like the, uh... What do you call it? What's the... The same accent. He always does it is the... Yeah. The black cent. Yeah, it's just like, hey,

what if I did J.B. smooth, but real bad. You know? And like, ugh. I don't know, man. It comes across is really... It's a really... It's actually genuinely kind of an uncomfortable clip, and I don't really care that much about accents.

I think accents are, like, funny, actually. But he just keeps... He just, you can watch it while we're recording, but. Where is it at? Where is it? It's so fucking bad, dude. Is it new? Is it like a newer clip?

It's a relatively, it's very, it's fairly recent. And I found out about it because not only my girl sent me some shit about that. Yeah. Um, uh, Ethan Klein has a new podcast with Asan Piker. Oh, God. And that was like the, that was the, the, the headline, the Crowder thing. I was like, what the, what the what? So it doubly made me want to like look at it.

I watched a little bit of it and I was like alright I'm good man I'm fucking good it's a bit much but like the whole problem is that like it's I don't know like he's talking

he's talking in the weird African American accent like the black cent type like uh yeah African American vernacular English I think it's called I think it sounds like something I forget what it's called but like a stereotypical accent and it's like this is James

he's like because the person The person that is in talks or like presumably rumored is Idris Elba. And he's a British black man. Yes. Who has a British accent. Like, it's such a strange. I don't think he understood.

I think what happened was one of his dumbass co-workers just told him the gist of this. And Crowder has no idea about anything else. He had no idea that Idris Elba. The only reason this conversation came up is because Idris Elba is everybody wants him to do it. It's like universally people are like, we like Idris Elba, he should do it. Yeah, he would make sense.

He would definitely be like the best, like if they were going to do something like that, like he would definitely be like the obvious choice. Obviously it's him. Yeah, there's no other one. It's him or like. He's a fucking great martial artist in real life. He's in great shape, looks fantastic,

has an amazing voice. Like, dude, like, what the fuck more do you want? What more do you want? It's him or again, I would argue, J.B. Smooth. Who would be incredible. I like, I like, I love Daniel Craig as James Bond personally.

I've watched like pretty much every James Bond movie because my fucking grandma and my dad. Like my grandmother was in love with like Roger Moore. And she was like, I don't know what's going on. This man talks English funny when I was little. But then as I got older, I was just like, yeah, I love James Bond. I really love Daniel Craig as James Bond. I'm very partial to him.

But if anyone could do it, it's literally it just elbow. Like his whole entire Unless you'd go maybe like the What's your film from Star Wars? I what's his name? John Boyega Like there's all If you want to go a very very young James Bond

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He's not that young. He's not Agent Cody Banks young. Agent Nigger Banks. Agent Naga Banks, bro. What do they even say? What do they say in fucking Britland? Instead of niggas. What do they say just?

Brug. They just say nigger there. They take, they took nigger to you. They don't deserve to say nigger. They're black people. They can say it too. That's not what. Do you know why, dude, well, they can say.

Yeah, they can. I can't say it. Because I'm sure fucking, well, yeah, that's true. They can't say it. Because I'm sure fucking racist white people in London are blasting the end bombs at black people over there to UK. So, never mind. I take it back black people. But it's very similar. I take it back my fucking British brothers. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm not for forgiveness, brother. Please, please, both. Dejee. Deadj. Degman. But I don't know, man. John Boyega is too young Like, I don't know I can't see him playing it He can't do it He can't do it like He just looks too young

Like James Bond James Bond is in here Even if even if even And by the way What I'm saying here is like even if you got Somebody like Even if you got somebody like I don't know

Chris Pratt or Chris Hemsworth Or somebody Somebody Equivalently young But like a white person That would also be too Like they Like I feel like

James Bond needs to be like In his 40s clearly. Like clearly. He's in his 30s man. He's like a 30 year old man. No, but no but he needs to look experienced. You can't have James Bond just be like James James James has to have some white hair like 100% like without a doubt like it just doesn't it looks fucking bizarre. He doesn't he doesn't. He doesn't usually though. I know he doesn't. I know he doesn't usually and I know most more more often than not he doesn't but to me like when I think of James Bond I think of like an established spy who's been in the game for a very, very long time

who's, he's not like elderly, but he knows his way around. He's not like some, like, 35-year-old, like, I better start looking into life insurance. Like, he's not that kind of young person. It's just not, it's a weird age for James Bond to be, like early 30s. Like, it's so, it's too.

He's supposed to be an older guy, like, or at least, like, an agent that's already, like, someone that's already earned the double low status. He could conceivably, he should be. able to conceivably have a daughter who is old enough to maybe kind of help him a little bit. Like a little bit. You know? Not like I'm gonna drive the car for you across this like dangling bridge or whatever the fuck, but like he's like yeah, I'll call this person. You know? Like something like that. All right. So hey, if you specifically personally had the option

to cast James Bond, like it doesn't matter if he needs to fit the mold or not, who would you cast as James Bond. Harold and Kumar. Harold and Coomar. Yeah, yeah. So what is how does that work? One of them will be James. The other one will be Bond.

James Bond go to fucking, what? It's a buddy-cote movie. It's a buddy-cats. No, it's a buddy-ca. It's the other guys, but it's not funny at all. There's nothing funny about it. It's dire. It's very serious, but it's still a buddy-cott movie.

Oh, my God. Oh man, I would fuck, would I watch that? I guess I would have to watch it. I would at least have to check it out. If Harold and Kumar were James Bond? Here's the thing, you can't cast anything worse than Tofer Grace's Venom, Jesse Eisenberg is Lex Luthor and

oh my God, who the fuck? There's somebody recently who was like, I couldn't believe. Oh, yeah, Chris Pratt is Mario. Like, if that goes, dude, if all that goes, then whatever. Why not have Harold and Kumar play? I disagree on a Chris Pratt one, but the fact that Tofer Grace was Venom is a cardinal sin, bro.

Have you ever seen what he looks like in the comics? Have you seen what Eddie Brock's looking at comics? No, we all know what Eddie Brock looks like. He's a wall. He's a wall of a man. Eddie Brock is actually taller than Venom. What? Yeah.

What do you mean? What? He's taller than Venom. Eddie Brock. What the hell? What are you talking about? Who told you that? Eddie,

Brock is bigger than Venom is. Well, maybe in a cartoon. No. No, every single incarnation. I don't think that's not true. What the hell are you talking about? I think you're just, you're doing that bullshit, Chris.

Get the fuck out of the rest of this joke quickly. No, that's not a joke. Have you seen the scaling of like Eddie Brock and Venom in, in like, comics and fucking cartoons? It's fucking hilarious. It makes no sense. No. What are you talking about?

Eddie Brock is huge. I want you to go watch the cartoon. Look at Eddie Brock and Peter Parker next to each other. Then look at Spider-Man and Venom next to each other. It's whole, it will, one of them has to be right. Venom is bigger.

Venom is bigger than Spider-Man. Peter Parker is bigger than Spider-Man. That's for sure. That's what I'm saying. Peter Parker is as big as fucking Venom. That's what I'm saying. Peter's huge in the show. Usually,

usually in things Spider-Man is like frail. Spider-Man is like a little. Spider-Man is like a little. little bit more meat-on-is-bones than you have. Slightly. But in a cartoon... Struggling to see up close, make it visible with Viz. Viz is a once daily prescription eye drop to treat blurry near vision for up to 10 hours.

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could kick this shit out of me yeah yeah he would fucking end me like when he didn't need the spider Peter Parker without without the Spider-Man suit looks like you know that famous drawing of Captain America where he's looking like this and his chest is two feet in hand

the fucking the life the lethal one yeah yeah I hate that one dude that fucking dry it's one of the worst drawings I've ever seen like look I love art styles and I love and then you're like I'm going to release this to the world I will always support I will always support Rob sucks ass like let's just be real

let's be real let's be honest not known in for that he wasn't good at drawing people let's just be real Rob Lightfield yeah he wasn't he wasn't good at drawing people should he's better than I am still he's better well compared to professionals that have been you know like like say we're talking about Venom right now fucking Tom McFarlane. That's his fucking creation. Like, let's like a monster though. McFarland's a monster. But that's what I'm saying to the two to the industry. Alex Ross, maybe even fucking Garner or less smaller one.

Like these people that draw like, Alex Ross is like the great like I would consider Alex Ross. When it comes to photo realism of characters, there's no one better than Alex Ross. Obviously he's the, he's the fucking. I'm going to be honest. His drawings, they're so good. They freak me out. Like there's a, the way they, I, I feel like weird.

These people, they look like. they're judging me like the pit their characters i don't know man like i feel like there's something about it that like it looks so good but i also feel like uncomfortable i can't explain it when he drew legends i opened it and they showed like peter parker getting bit like the scene where he's getting bit but like you can see when he draws something and like you can they look like people like he looked like he found some kid and studied his face it's like stay still for like three hours let me gawk at you and then he took to the penny he just completely created somebody but like people like that mother fucking like that just that picture so his chest goes down to where his knees start bro

yo those drawings of where people drew his skeleton fucking just amazing oh that yeah just showing what yeah you know how when you see like the texture this might be a little bit too um in the weeds of like a very specific hobby but like whenever you get like uh if you go into the the the files of a video game and you look for like the textures of like a character's head and it's like this like weird like stretched out like it's like a really like stretched out like it's like a really weird. Yeah. It's almost like you're looking at his body if it was like, like, all like stretched out

on like a 2D plane. Like it's the strangest fucking thing. His chest, you can see both of his pecks from the side, two feet in front of him. It's like a fucking Picasso. It's the weirdest thing I've ever seen. But, yeah. He's so big. He's so large as Spider-Man.

It's disgusting, dude. It's too much. Looking at pictures of him and he's like, yo, remember my Flusha Harder used her powers and her tits and ass got bigger? Yeah, of course. Yeah, that was awesome. I, and her abs and everything. I was just like, I appreciate that. That's stupid.

That's, that's, that's not, nothing's wrong with that. Shut up. This woman just got bigger. Yeah, nothing wrong with that. Yeah, I feel like that should happen like all the time. Yeah, let's move on. Every, every, every, every, I won't. Women should do that.

Women should do that in general. Yeah, why can't they just fucking do that, honestly? But why can't women be better? It's not hard for us. Exactly. Oh, guy, I do better. I do better. Women do better. Yeah, we're better all the time. We're better by creation, you know? Be a man.

Alright, let's move on to some audience questions and inquiries. Oh, let's fucking do it, mate. Let's fucking do it. Next go, Rob. James Passmore wrote in. This is kind of, I thought this would be an interesting springboard. What average company will be the first to put a location in space? So not like Amazon. Amazon? Yeah, absolutely.

I don't think so. 100% percent. What do you think? Nah, there needs to be people there first. What do you think fucking Aubis? You think fucking Aubis is going to be first? No, I... Obbies, we have the space.

There's going to be Amazon and they're going to have a targeting laser to shoot your shit to your house. First of all, also, that's not what average company means. Like, average is like... They're thinking like Ruby Tuesdays or like... Or like, you know, a mobile gas station

or something. like that. I see. Yeah. Amazon's not an average company. So, so the biggest company in the world. Yeah, so obviously Arby's.

But that makes them average, though. That almost makes some average. They're the definition of average. To suit the context is very obviously not. Because the obvious answer is fucking Amazon. What do you mean? Yeah, that's why I said it. No, but that's like dumb.

That's not what the guy was asking. Yeah. That was not what he was asking. Uh, yeah. I don't know, maybe more. Man. A gas station. Rames.

Mobile. Vin Rames and fucking space. Fucking fucking selling those beef, fucking those pussy sandwiches and shit. All right. We'll move on to some more questions. Every time I laugh, I get sad because I realize that I just used up another laugh. Damn.

What? What? Do you think you have limited laughs like fucking eggs? Because one day I'm just not going to be able to laugh anymore. I'm going to be dying. And I'm like, damn, I used to. up my laughs, man. I wish it's so many fucking laughs. I like how you said what? You think you have limited laughs like eggs.

Yeah, like a woman's eggs. Yeah, the most limited item possible. Eggs. I guess it's like precious, I guess. Yeah, no, I know what you mean. It's just like a funny thing to go to immediately. But let's, um, all right, let's see. We got some music questions that I thought, why not? We were talking about Method Man a little bit earlier. Why the fuck not? Dup Dupola Doo. What is this?

Dupalup Dup Dup Dup Dup Dup Dup Dup Dup Dup Dup Dup Rodeon. Jesus Christ, what's up you long-ticked labia liquors? Jesus. Y'all clown on British rap all the time for good reason, but have you ever heard rap in any other languages? So far, I found that French rap is even worse, but Russian rap goes surprisingly hard. Much love from Montreal. I can't even imagine Russian rap. I have never heard any good Russian rap.

I've heard Russian rap before. It's not, it's just... No, no, I said I haven't heard any good Russian rap. It's just not American rap. Like, every other kind of rap is not American rap, so it's not as good. But I gotta admit, Japanese trap music. Now, that shit goes dummy. That shit goes dummy hard.

I have to hear it. I feel like if it sounds anything like anime, I'm totally out. It's not like anime. It's hard for me to believe that it doesn't sound. sound like anime, you know what I mean? How the fuck can you think everything about that culture's anime? I mean, they kind of I mean, look, it's not my fault.

Look, look, you go there and you can, you go there and you can buy real women's underwear out of vending machines and the photos they use are anime women. Like, it's not what do you want from me? Like, I don't know, they seem to want this. It's not me doing this. It's not exactly that.

All right, yeah, look for those vending machines. They're there. I'm never going to do that. I'm never going to do that. Why not? Yeah, that sounds awful. I understand. Why wouldn't you want that? I understand.

It seems like a perfect society. I enjoy, I enjoy, um, not having to buy panties. Yeah. I just stealing from my girlfriend. Jesus Christ. All right. Well, that's, that's pretty cool. You guys share thongs and stuff.

Yeah. That's pretty hot. Yeah. That's pretty hot. That's pretty hot. That's pretty hot. It's pretty hot. Monkey chief.

Rodeon. Monkey chief. Monkey chief. Monkey chief. and he says, what's up, Chris Derek and Sweeney? Just our names, I guess. Question for, that's a nice change of pace, by the way. Question for y'all, who are your absolute favorite bands that have been around for years and years and still consistently pump out good shit?

Personally, I'm tied between Dragon Force and Slipknot. I feel like I can run a marathon every time I listen to Dragon Force in their newest album. And I just like Corey Taylor's voice and the energy he puts into his performances. Keep on to Ruckin. People who have been around for years. I'm a big fan of them. But so, so dragon, dragon force. Not to be rude, sir, but I feel like everything they put out is essentially the fucking same.

Like, it's still hype and it's not, it, yeah, I'm not even, it's just, I feel like once you've heard a Dragon Force album, you've fucking heard everything they put out. And I don't even mean that it sounds bad. I just like, oh, I get it. It's fast. It's technical. The singer's fucking really good. You know, Herman's obviously a fucking. amazing at the guitar. I'm just saying like, I'm not even trying to, I'm sorry, dude, I'm not even

trying to hate. I'm just saying like, you enjoy your Dragon Force. But, uh, slip knot. Yeah, I agree. I agree that it's, I was expecting their last album to actually, you know, they're old now. They're fucking in their late 40s and shit. But it was probably one of their better albums they put out in a, well, it was definitely better than the last one. But this, it was a very mature album in a good way. I wasn't expecting that at all. Like, they're chaos. is kind of gone, which is fine, because a lot of, I really didn't admire the stupid kids that were a part of like, like, oh, it's Slipknot. It's so crazy and edgy.

Like, they took out the edge. Now it's just like, we're just putting on mask and stuff to perform and it just looks cool on stage. But it's not like we're all like, yeah, we fucking hate everything in the record industry. And, you know, you're all a bunch of maggots and stuff. And it was all, I'm like, I don't want to be a part of that, dude. like I'm gonna want to be associated with those fucking kids and those weirdos. That's how it is with Tyler the Creator too.

Like Tyler Creator kind of grew up in his last like few albums. And people are like, wow, man, I really like yonkers Tyler. And it's like, yeah, but he's like a grown man now. He's not eating bugs anymore. Like you guys are just like your edge. Stop being angsties. Like music for like, I don't know. Because people just like angst, I guess.

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uh, what you call it? I tweeted, um, ISIS video, I just be heading videos hit different right before you go to bed and I wasn't being edgy I just couldn't go to sleep because I saw something really terrible because somebody just sent it to me and people were like oh what the fuck man that's so fucking edgy I was just like nah man

I can't sleep now because I saw a life get turned off in front of me over some bullshit so that's it's the idea of that like that energy that people that hold on to there is a degree of like like if you're writing

music that is deliberately edgy. Like, it's almost, it's very unlikely that it's going to age well with you. You know, like it'll probably stick around for people who are, you know, it's almost like, it's almost like people who make children's content where like even if the people,

even if individuals grow out of it, there will always be children, you know? Like, there's always going to be like a lot of children watching blues clues. Even if everybody who watches blues clues eventually stops. Yeah. It's like a similar.

It's like a similar type deal where I don't know Like I can't think of the last edgy Like angsty song that I listened to that I was like I put on on purpose and like rocked out to it You know it's been it's been a long time I think that's why I liked rise so early Because it was just like it wasn't edgy

It was just like good and like not It was like there was like political or whatever But it wasn't like ooh look at me You know It was there's a there's a restraint to it that I appreciate and I think it helps it but I don't know like performers who've been around for years and years

I have to say Devon Townsend men like Devon Townsend's crazy like the shit that he does is just very bizarre and he just does whatever the fuck he wants he'll do like this weird Disney opera metal song and then he'll do some fucking scream shit and then he'll do like

Western style weird like tantric music it's very very weird dude but it's always like really creative and engaging and he also just, he's just like a really funny guy. Like, he's like a vampire, dude. He does look like a vampire.

But he's also like a really funny performer. He doesn't have like, like, doesn't vampires typically have like long hair and shit? No, no, no, he's like the complete opposite. He just, he, he looks like a nospheratu or some shit. Yeah, yeah. Sort of, but like in a cool way, you know? He looks like.

He's like huge. He's like a really big guy. Like he's like 6-5 or some shit. He's like a strong, he's like a strong vegan nosferatu. Yeah. He's vegan? No You guys ever see that

The strain I saw a A clip of it And there was like a guy I think I think I know what you guys Are saying now Yeah If you look at the strain

Guy There was like some vampire And he was bald And shit He's been around for like Fucking forever or something Oh like the fucking Master

Yeah Because he was like Fucking around And like the gladiator games Or something I saw a clip of him And that You're talking about Quinlan

You're talking about Quinlan Is that show? I watched every episode of that show Does that guy look like Devon Townsend? He looks like Quinlan Yeah. A little bit.

Yeah, yeah. There is a song, by the way. I have a video that I'm working on about. Like, it's partially about this song by, uh, I think Derek, you might know. You know the lead singer of Stain? Yeah. You know that? Aaron Lewis.

Yeah, you know, do you know the song that I'm talking about? Are you talking about that fucking stupid country song you made recently? Oh, God. I love that song so much because it's so terrible. It's the worst. It might be the worst. thing I've ever heard in my entire fucking life. It's the most try-hard thing.

It is try-hard incarnate. It's fucking... Kingsen, imagine if Three Days Grace suddenly came out with a song that was like, Do you remember 9-11? Like, imagine that. I'd be like, whoa, something's up. It's something changed.

It reminds me of a South Park parody. It does. It's something that they would fucking do. It's literally, it is actually for real just that scene in Team America World Police where they do like the country music montage like, where would you be? Would you give up your world for freedom? And it's just like...

Oh my God. Freedom isn't free. Yeah. Freedom isn't free. It's the saddest fucking thing because he's serious. And he's like, there's a line in it where he's like, I think I'm turning into my old man. And it's like you have an entire band dedicated to hating your old man. That's like every stained song is literally just, it's literally just him being like, man, my dad sucks.

And then he fuck older people suck big. They're the worst. It's fucking, it's, it's, it's fucking, it is so shameful. It is so fucking. It is the funniest shit. There's nothing. more. You know what it reminded me of?

You remember back in the day when there were all those like, like the cultural appropriation rap and like, and like La Tigre doing that Hillary Clinton song. Oh, yeah. That weird era of horrible political shit.

It's, yeah. Who's La Tigre? Tell me this part. I want to meet this person. Well, La Tigre is a band. It's these three women who I very, very doubt highly are Hispanic at all. but

why die heavily they're like discount pussy riot yeah yeah totally that's a great way to put it yeah pussy riots crazy they got like didn't they get like arrested in Russia

because they like performed like some crazy show there yeah they were doing dumb shit and speak you know they were speaking out about fucking like rights and stuff and equality you know stuff that you can't do in Russia but they were they were fucking That's balls of your shit, though.

They went to Russia and did that shit. I respect that. That's crazy. That's awesome. Because I wouldn't do that shit. That's gigatad shit right there. That is gigat chat shit right there. Listen, I wouldn't go to Russia.

I wouldn't go to Russia. You're bound to go to the gulag. Like, yeah. Dude, they're still looking. They're looking for the guy that outed the whole, you know, they've seen Project Icarus or whatever on Netflix when they outed like the Olympics, how they cheated in the Olympics and stuff. Oh, I heard about that.

Yeah. So like the guy, they're like, They're still looking for him. They need to find him. They need it. It's a need. It's like if you need water when you're tired, like they need him found.

They get him. Freaking what's his name is like, get this motherfucker. Get him. Oh, yeah. Get him. Every day,

he's probably killing other people because he's so mad that he hasn't killed that, that guy at like, the guy that has to come in and tell him we haven't found him is going to fucking, die. So everyone's like, you go tell him. No, you go fucking tell him. I don't even know what this is about. I can imagine Putin is walking instead of the people in Russia and it's punching

their windpipe pose and walking off. He seems like that kind of guy. Just like walking to somebody. Like you get like a line up of him and he looks at someone. Look, I'll say, I'll say this, I'll say this right now. I think I have a fair amount of integrity. Like, I think I have a decent amount of integrity. But if you ever see me, in Russia or like if I move if I ever like moved to China right

and started making videos like hey man China's pretty cool China's actually like not as bad as they say let me tell you something I've made I've made a lot of money I don't want to die I cannot possibly mean the things I'm saying if this ever happens

like the offshoot that this happens where I am in China live in China or like any of these places I live in like Russia or whatever the fuck and I start saying like yeah it's pretty good I promise you I'm lying just to get getting that out of the way in case you know you never know what the future holds so people just know if you find me if just so people know if I promote if I'm ever in a country other than like the Caribbean I'm promoting living there that's not me yeah that's not me that's somebody else I am under it maybe

I'm under duress it may be but it's not me what it's not me what What if they, well, how fuck that would it be if there was somebody that was pretty fucking famous to look exactly like you? But he believed in the complete opposite of everything you did. That's too much. That means that. That means he's a rapist. That means he's like, like, down for the Confederacy. But he looks like, man.

But like, bro, you got to die. He's like, oh, my father. He's the one of those people like, you know, you know black people fought for the Confederacy, right? He's like, what are those people? He's like, yeah, they fucking pulls out one of those pictures. Nothing makes me sick of that. You know black people. on a Confederacy, right? You know, you know, a vast majority of Africans were

you know, they didn't fucking have any choice, right? They were slaves, bro. They were slaves. It's not like, it's not like I fucking went back in time. They're all high-fiving each other and shit. Yo, this shit's so rad fucking dude. Fucking Confederacy is so fucking cool. That's such a weird argument too, because it's like, as if everybody, like, do you think everybody who goes into the military, like, likes what they're, you know what I

mean? Like, not everybody who's in the military likes what the fuck they're doing. Absolutely not. Like, chances are, like, I have no choice. Yeah, most of them are just like, this is my fucking job. I don't know. Yeah, my friend, one of my closest friends was like,

yeah, that show was fucking whacked, dude. Like, oh, I, oh, by the way, I saw a cooked baby in the fucking microwave. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. That would be that funny, dude. I'm laughing because I'm so uncomfortable, dude.

Oh, my God. The delivery of that was pretty good, though, to be fair. Yeah, by the way, I saw a cooked baby. That was so wack, he said. It's the understatement of the fucking century. Oh. But that's what... Wow.

That's what the fuck? That's what it does, dude. That's some 90 shit, dude. Oh, that's whack, bro. It does one or the other. It either scars you for life or you're completely indifferent. You're like, oh, well, fuck.

That shit was so fucking whack, dude. I got raped and killed. That's like that Norm MacDonald joke where he talks about like some brutal serial killer for 10 minutes and he goes, that guy was a real jerk. Struggling to see up close, make it visible with Viz. This is a once daily prescription I drop to treat blurry near vision.

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But like he would sit on the porch sometimes. He would sit on the fire escape and just look out and he'd be like Kingston. Remember every man is paid equally. And I'm like, grandpa, why are you telling me this? And he's like, don't worry about it. Just remember that. I was like, okay. It's like smashed a lot of zipperheads in.

Is that how he is that he? I've killed so many people that look similar. to the person that's teaching you Kung Fu Kingston. So just remember, they're all created equally. I'm just like, all right, grandpa. I guess. Jesus Christ, Grandpa. Holy shit, this is whack.

That's whack. You ever have to kill anybody that you thought didn't have to die, Grandpa? And he's like, yeah, wow, that's whack. That's what is. You imagine walking up to your fucking veteran, fucking grandpa, I mean, like, what you did was whack. That's so disrespectful. That is wildly.

He pours his heart out to you. He pours his heart out. He reveals a part of him that he hasn't revealed to anyone except for maybe your grandmother. And then you just like, ah, you're fucking whacked, dude. You kill people. You're fucking whack, grandpa. Holy shit. You suck, grandpa.

I'm telling everybody, you a bitch. I'm going to call the police on you. He gets the longest gun he owns and just blows his head off because he's so disappointed. He's so distraught that his fucking grandkids. And then the fucking paramedics come and they're like, pf, this shit's whack. Dude, he killed him some. What a lame ass. It just starts becoming a consent of your grandpa.

And your grandma too. How fucking leaving a goddamn mess. It's like, there was a whole funeral. People show up, it's like, my grandfather was whack as hell. He's my grandfather. He's still whacked now, but like fucking man. He's a little bit. He's dead and whack now.

And then they don't even put his name on the tomb center. He's bearing it says whack. It just says, And then two weeks later They just They just replaced the tombstone And put somebody else who mattered on top of them They leave his fucking body

Just next to it They leave his body in it They undig him They undig him open a casky Take him out to throw him out the task And put somebody else in there They don't even bother They try to harvest his organs

For like black market like dealings And then the people who are harassing It's like, man, fuck, God, this guy's, these guys, these guys organs

are fucking whack, dude. He's the whackest organs I've ever seen. No one's gonna pay. This brain, this brain is like $12 max,

dude. Like, this is the wackest organ set I've ever fucking seen. And that turned to, he's, he's whack.

The flowers that grow where he's been buried. Are whack. Like, oh, these flowers are, they grow away from him. They grow away.

No, they grow up out of there, but they aim away. you're like bro what the fuck and there's only one person in the family that's like why does everyone keep calling him whack why does everybody call him whack was he cursed did he like break some sort of spell is like nah he's just fucking he shattered a talisman while he was at war or something

he was like in some tibet fucking temple and then he fucking got cursed. It was like in that new Tomb Raider game where she like dooms that small village or whatever the fuck. I feel like that's what happened. Yeah, yeah. She's like the reason all the plagues are happening. Fucking ridiculous.

That was so funny. That was so funny because she just didn't mind her business. That was a game of a white woman just not minding her business and bringing trouble with her natives. Entirely. Especially the third one. All of them are sort of like that, but the third one particularly.

she just wouldn't mind her business. There was a like a side mission where she was going to start. The little girl was going to get sacrificed. And she was like, that's not the right thing to do. Don't do that. And then she kills the dad. And the girl's like, this is the greatest honor for our tribe. We are saving our people by being sacrificed.

And I was very okay with this happening. But now my dad's dead. Yeah. Now my dad's dead. And also the plagues are starting because you interrupted the sacrifice. Like actually for real. It's actually her fault. For real.

If you were to just mind your business and go somewhere else and find treasure somewhere, go bother Africans. Leave me the fuck alone. Go fucking hang out with Chris Redfield and shit. They get out. Bitch, I hate you. Go punch rocks, bitch. Go punch rocks.

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and that reveal trailer gave me the longest, hardest, direction I've had in years. Great to see you guys back. I look forward to your bullshit every week. We skipped over that, huh? Yeah, we skipped over it. I don't know how we didn't. I feel like we must have talked about it, but I guess not.

Yeah, I don't know. It's weird that if we did skip over, that's weird. Yeah. Elbin ring? I am a, I am, there's two, there's two things that I'm really looking forward to. Like, well, like front software, I love just what they do. It's just there

I can't imagine this not being a good game Because they haven't really Even their miss which was Dark Souls 2 was not that bad You know Like a game Like it's still a good game But it's just weak compared to the other fucking games they have

Right So it's not even like They're not missing man And it looks cool Open world I'm I'm for it Yeah It's open world

And it's written by George R Martin The whole thing not part of it and he took a break the whole thing is written by Martin so that's gonna be fucking dope so I'm really excited about that Is it the first thing?

Is it the first thing he's finished? No he's finished other series he's been writer for like 50 not 50 maybe like 35 years he's been he's been he's not he's not I think literally he doesn't put his shit out because he doesn't give a fuck about what people

like people that we want and he's like fuck you I'll give it to when they give it to you I think that's literally how he is. Maybe. He's also very old. He's also very old. Because he has a whole of the series. He plays like 36, right now.

No, he's like 68, 70. He's old. Maybe older than that. I think he just has too much money now, man. He just doesn't like, you know how like at a certain, when you reach a certain threshold, you're not hungry anymore. I think what happened was HBO was rushing him.

Oh, and then he like told him to suck his dick or something. He was like, yo, suck my dick. Do whatever the fuck you guys want. You literally sent them a picture of his fucking spread butt cheeks, you know? Like, as like fucking, here's the, here's the, here's the, here's season fucking, like, seven. And then he just, it was just his fucking asshole. And there's a, I guess we have the, I guess we had to finish writing this.

I mean, he's like a 46 year old man. Like, I mean, you can't really hold that. He's not 46. I mean, he's like a 50, he's like a 53 year old man. He's like, maybe almost 80. I mean, he's like a 20, he's like a 29 year old man. Like, he's, he's still in, he's still in the prime of life, you know, he can still I think he's literally Santa Claus.

I think he's the real fucking Santa Claus. You see a picture of him in preschool and it's just a modern day image of him, but like actually in preschool. But it's in preschool, but he's just the same. He's the same person. He's the same. He's the same. Yeah.

Not even small. It's just him. He's eternal. He's always been the way he is now. Could you imagine your mom giving birth to an overweight man? No Like my mom gave birth to me at this size And it's just like holy shit

No wonder she died bro Like god damn That's fucking crazy No wonder she's not around anymore People giving birth to full grown man I'm looking forward to I'm not really good at from software games I don't think I've ever finished any of them

Because I just sort of lose patience Like I don't have patience for that shit But It's not your kind of game It's fair That's fair I enjoy them though Like I like I like

Sekiro a lot, even though I, that's another one I never finished. But I like playing Sekaro and I respect Sekiro a lot. I like Bloodborn as well. Dark Souls is different because, I don't know, like, that's just one I... I don't really care about medieval the aesthetic of that, like I just don't really care. I like Victorian.

I like the Victorian, I like the Japanese setting that they did, and those are really cool, those are really cool and good and shit, but... This one looks awesome. That's fair, that's fair. I think the fact that, like, it's a from software game where you can jump alone makes me really happy because

like I don't like not being able to jump I just hate it to me it just depends it just depends on context of the game you know like if you can't jump in this game it's like okay well obviously it depends on the context of the game I'm not going to be complaining about not being able to jump in like forza you know but like

I understand but like if my encounters are not vertical at all I don't know man I don't mind I don't mind not jumping you know but if it's like if like people like I don't why you can't jump in God of War the game. I'm like, you don't need to jump in that game. You have a boomerang axe. Well, why do you need to jump in that game? I will say, though, in defense of that point, God of War is a game traditionally that has let you jump in the path. And there are, and there are points in the new God of War where you're

clearly supposed to jump, but they just sort of automatically make you do it. I don't think so, man. There are. There are. I promise. There's, there's no point in engagement when you're fighting someone where you need to jump well look here I will say this you may need to climb so on the on the hardest uh setting like this has got a war whatever the fuck it is uh so me when it comes to that because I don't have impeccable timing where I can counter everything because no you get hit like three times you're fucking dead so I have to strategize one of my favorite strategies jumping is great now one thing that I there's a part that I got stuck on where there's a bridge that like you know you need to uh what what do you call it like

you need to engage to jump you know where you get on the edge of it and then it jumps for you automatically where i wish that wasn't a thing because i even have it captured on stream where i was just fucking throwing my axe at this one those those brute motherfuckers to wear him down and then i would jump away on the other side and then he would fucking like diagro and then i would jump back and it was like an easy way but I fucked up one time because it didn't activate he hit me I jumped and then I died I was so fucking angry I was so mad that I'm like if I could just control him jumping this would not be an issue so there's there's benefits that I would really like and but the far I would I would enjoy but it's fine it just makes me have to think a little bit harder that's all

like I have to think more for me when you have a weapon that can you can throw and it'll come back to you that like if it already kind of deals with the engagement of needing to jump for me it's like I don't need to jump because I can anything that's vertically above me I can still engage it in combat it's more about just more freedom you have in the environments so like you know I don't know like I just think jumping is so none of those games you really jump in none of those like those like Cernie third third person fucking action games really jumping you know unless you're climbing and what you call it Well, no, you jump in.

It's the, it's the, uh, it's the, uh, like, uh, it's the, it's just the, that's just what they do. I feel like they, it's tried to give the game more realism because how often do people fucking jump like that. I think that's what this is the purpose why they do that. It's to give it more because even when you're fighting, if you're going to fight someone, you're not jumping like an asshole. Like if you're actually fighting someone. If you're, I think it's that. You might jump and try to stomp like, we're not doing fucking high, jumps. You're not going to fucking come down on your

fucking knees and your ass is touching the floor. You're pretty much sitting down and then spring the fuck up. No one does that. Your knees can't exactly take you doing that all the time. Yeah, I mean, but I don't know. I just think jumping is such a core function of video

games. It's like, I feel like in most TV shows, right, when you see somebody playing a video game, I feel like a common line of dialogue is how do you jump? Like, it's just kind of like the first question

that a lot of people have in video games. Like, how do you jump? Like, because I don't know, I don't know what it is. I don't know if that's like a... I agree, because that's video games from the older world. Like, obviously, older games, like, oh, like fucking Mario, you jump.

That's all you do in a game is to jump. His name was literally jump man. You know, because that's all he did. Yeah. He couldn't change it up and fucking do a backhand spring. you just jump, you know? Yeah, yeah. Like, I understand, but like, it just depends on games, you know.

Like, if I'm playing a game that, like, has me rooted to the floor, I'm just rooted to the floor, you know? That's how that game works. I just... Yeah, I don't you mean. It's not, like, a big deal. Like, it's not going to, like, obviously, like, you can't jump in God of War and I loved that game, you know?

Like, I think it's great. I just think, like, it's hard for me to imagine, especially in, like, the 3D space. Like, if you named your top 10 games, of all time. Like, barring any ones that are like obviously like not applicable, like Tetris. Like you can't jump in Tetris because you're not anything in Tetris. But it would be hard for me to believe that any one of those top ten games would be a game where you couldn't jump.

Like I can't agree with... I can't imagine that that would be the case for literally any of them. God of War is one of my favorite games. That's probably the only one of the only ones you don't jump in. But would it be like a top ten of all time, do you think? Yeah, it would be a top of time. Really? I think it, I think it kind of, I think it's going to stand the test of time, to be honest.

It's, it's rated one of the best video games of all time, like, by like margins of people, you know? I mean, it's a great video game. It's a really great video game. But I think as an entire piece, it definitely is one of the best of all time. As a video game with story, gameplay, environments, scenario, all that stuff. The, like, the way the world looks. the way you interact with it, it's definitely like top five video games of all time. I can't say top five.

It's definitely top five. Sony games without like all time, like I would probably say. I give it top five of all time in general. I don't think of maybe four games. I can think of genuinely four games. I think that are genuinely as a game better than that. Do you think it's better than Mario Galaxy? Yes, absolutely.

All right. I think Galaxy is a masterpiece. I don't think you finish Galaxy One because Galaxy 2 is better than Galaxy 1. I didn't finish, I didn't finish Galaxy, you're right. I played a little bit of Galaxy. Galaxy 2 is better than one. I have a soft spot for Sunshine and 64 more than I have for Galaxy because I don't, I don't have nostalgia for Galaxy at all.

Galaxy is better. People are going to argue with this with me. I think Galaxy is better than 64. I think Galaxy is better 64 by like a long mile. And I think, I don't think that's a controversial opinion. I think that's a widely held belief. And I think Sunshine as a person, I think Sunshine idea-wise is a fountain full of fantastic

ideas, but I think the button layout of that game is horrible. That game's button layout is fucking... I feel like maybe Mass Effect is the only game that I could see being in like top ten of all times where you can't jump. Yeah, I was gonna say that. That was like an obvious for me.

That's like the only one that I can imagine. And God of War, but I feel like most games in that list would you know. I feel Mass Effect then and that's it. That's it. Well, I'm trying to think like, what is like, what is everyone point to is like this is like this is the one of the best fucking games ever like what are

the games that are for me i go to metron like like everybody like let's think of like a general thing like when people widely considered yeah there yeah what people usually go like this is the fucking best this this game right here motherfucker there's witcher three obviously people would have that up there skyrim uh breath of the wild um Minecraft the last of us um the witcher uh the witcher uh the witcher three specifically. The least of what seems kind of like a Goody one?

Half-Life 2. Half-Life 2. Mass Effect 2. Resident Evil 4. So that's one of them. You can't jump in. Well, oh yeah.

No, you can't. It's more of a... It's the same kind of jumping as got a war. It's the same kind of jumping as got a war. GoldenE It's just... GoldenEye for people at the time that are playing it is crazy, bro.

Because every older person that plays GoldenEye. That's a nostalgia fucking choice. That's all that is. But think of it like this, though, because I think two of the best games is Cass Van Gogh for the Night and Metroid, two are Metroid.

And those games are older. Don't get me wrong, they're still amazing video games to this day. Those are still fantastic video games. Like, I still think those are two of the best video games for me. I understand what you're saying.

I understand what you're saying, but that game isn't immortalized. I'd admit that. Those are both games. Those are both jumping games also. Very true. Yeah, those are definitely jumping games. Let's see, you have Mario Galaxy, Mario World, obviously,

fucking portal, World of Warcraft, Bioshock, Metal Gear Solid, Ocarina of Time. You can't jump in Metal Gear. No. That's true, you can't jump in Metal Gear. So I guess there are more than I was thinking. It's kind of mixed, yeah. I guess Final Fantasy 7 is weird because that's like a turn bit.

You don't really jump in RPGs in general like that, but... Yeah, the OGs. one, right? They're talking about that. Oh, obviously, it had to be seven. You can't really jump. You can't jump in a new one really either. That's fair. Yeah, I guess. I guess that's not a huge. It plays sort of like kingdom hearts,

but it's grounded. What, guys? Really? Could you jump in 15? I feel like you could. You could throw yourself. You could throw your thing and you could teleport at people, so yeah, kind of. But no, but I mean like an actual jump button. You can't jump in Final Final Fantasy 7 remake? No, there's

no. I feel like I thought you could. I so did I. Because I guess I'm just thinking of like them hearts or some shit. You can do fuck shit where you spring around but just not like press X to jump. There's no button like that. You know what? Honestly, you can teleport. So it's pretty much jumping. You know, you can teleport up as jumping. Yeah.

Kingston, you'll appreciate this. I've actually been, uh, I jumped back into Breath of the Wild recently. Oh, and what? I like, I like it a lot more now than I did. Of course you did. Back then. It's a great video game. It is really good. I think the issue was like I put it down

too long and then when I came back to it I was like I don't know I don't know what the fuck I'm doing I don't remember how to play this fucking thing and I was like so deep into it that I was like they're like kill the third divine beast and I'm like what what the fuck is that yeah it is just all these like secrets and shit is like I don't know but one thing that's amazing of Breath of the Wild that I think is it's gotten in my good graces a little bit more again is because it like it's it's such a good It does a good job of, like, getting you involved in the mechanics very slowly, but not in, like, a boring way.

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Yeah, it is insane. It teaches you about the weather system. It teaches you about cutting things down to how that actually works. Because I remember what you were first doing it. You can actually cut things down proper. You can see where you chop shit. You can make wooden set fires. You can cook food.

You know, like you put on extra clothes. so you don't get cold. Like it's a really, really good video game but such a detail. Yeah. And I, it's,

it was rare because it's Nintendo, like Nintendo doesn't put extreme attention to detail in their games, you know? No, they put detail. There's detail in it, of course,

obviously they're like, they're like, they're very stylized. But like, that game gives you a lot of, a lot of like, oh, this is a world you're going to exist in.

And then after that, the world opens up. And what happens is that they put so much function into that one area that by the time you leave and you explore the world, you kind of feel like the world's kind of empty by the time you're done exploring it. Yeah, yeah. Which is one thing I have, I really are true about that.

The world feels kind of empty at moments. But then you get to Gannon's castle. And Gannon's castle is like a fucking fever pitch of like crazy ideas and enemies and like you looping through and like their shrines inside the fucking castle. And that's really, really, really one. I wish they did that for everything. I'm just appreciating the, exploratory because I think even when I first started I was like I don't know how cooking works really

like I still I didn't understand the entire time I was playing like but then like I replayed the tutorial again I'm like oh spicy like if you put you know what is it spicy peppers or whatever the fuck it gives you like cold resistance and that's like oh cool like I never really thought about that shit and I probably should have but I don't know skyron with the potions like I fucking, I got to the point, Skyron, where I would just eat everything. Like, I'd get saying, I would eat, like, what'd just do to me?

This damage my stamina. Cool. I'd eat something else. Oh, this damage my fucking health. Or this gave me health, you know? And it just, it's a lot of trial and error. But that, I would say you should stream that game, man. Because you playing that game and you finding all those, like, you figuring out the world

and all that one that would be a really, really good thing to see. Maybe. Yeah. I'll think about it. I do, I am trying to stream a little bit more. But, yeah. I don't know. What do we got now? We have... What do we have like an hour 45?

Yeah. I think we're... Is that where we're at? Well, we just... Hour 45. Yeah, yeah. We got an hour 45. We take one more question. Take one more question. Yeah, we'll do one more. We'll try and keep it simple. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. What the fuck is this? Playing my black dog Paying my black dog reparations via belly rubs. Hey, African Trio. Yes, I consider Chris African.

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Did I hear that correctly? I think right from him. I mean, yeah, that's fine. That's fine. Would you, would you, but would you? It didn't start off where it just ended up weird, you know? But would you? Yeah, like, it's not like, I'm not gay.

I didn't, I didn't want Joe Biden, you know? Like, it just, just happened. Like, if someone blindfolds you and sucks your dick, you know, and you wake up and it's a dude, like, this guy sucked my dick, that's weird, but I didn't want him to suck my dick. I'm going to go about my day. That's it. I was assaulted.

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