The Snark Tank - #88: Uh-Oh Mode

Episode Date: November 13, 2021

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I'm really giddy because I'm excited to talk about this shit we've got to talk about. Yeah, we got a lot to talk about. I'm excited. Hey, hey, my next guest is Travis Scott. And it's just side show Bob comes out. He's the same guy. He's just side show Bob black color. Yeah, yeah.

Hey, look. He's a little dead meme. To the snark tank, guys. Welcome to the snark tank. It is us, your host. It is me, my boy. It is me, Tom Sweeney, some black guy. And we got brisk Raygun over there.

Brist Raygun. He's, I put some fucking poison in your drink. It's me as brisk. Because you won't give me fucking money. Bernie Sanders. But Bernie Sanders keeps texting me still. I'm not joking.

I still get messages from his campaign being like, we could really use your help still. And I'm like, what are you doing for me, though? Like, Bernie, you're not. You have not won. Yeah, I don't know if he got, I don't know, I don't know if he knows.

Somebody should tell him that he lost. Bernie, they assassinated you as a team. Barack Obama made it so you couldn't win. It's over. You lost, Bernie. And he's like, listen here, right? I may have lost the fight, but the battle's not.

over. Yeah. And he starts getting real aggressive and gets in your face. He's from Brooklyn. Start shaking you and shit. He's from Brooklyn so you know he's about it. He actually gets shit done. On his fucking paper. Would you guys, would you guys call the police if like during this during this recording Bernie Sanders burst through my, burst through my door, pick me up by my legs and shook the money out of my pockets? And then he slams you. Then he slays and let you go. He throws you to the floor. I'd be like, oh shit. How do you get in your house? Check and see if your parents okay. Is the dog safe? Are you all right?

He slams my head. He grabs me by my legs and slams my head into the door like he's like golfing or something. Thanks for your fucking money, bitch. I got like 10 bucks on me. Like it'd be like such a waste. It'd be such a terrible reason to kill a person. But. Bernie would have, Bernie, I just want to say, for the record, Bernie would have absolutely won if you would have just showed his Brooklyn side.

Oh, I think so, yeah. If he would, like, unequivocally. I think he would have won the East, definitely. I think, I don't think the West would have voted for, and he would have pulled up. Hey, niggins, good, yo. All right, dead ass, we're trying to get this money. We're trying to save this country. People would be like, ooh.

It wouldn't be like that. I think, that's a nigger in white skin. Someone would say, that's a nigger and white skin. I'm not giving him power again. I do think if he had, like, if he had the stones to just, like, for just one time, at least just one time just be like this man is a fat retard like I do think

I do think that would have made waves and I think everybody would have been like oh shit killed it he would have killed it killed it but I would have fucking you haven't either how fast I would have voted for him

I would have been like dude I'd have been insane yeah yeah that's it but you can't say either of those things so like you say both those things no you say both

Bernie Sanders couldn't say those things he could I feel like if someone was like if Donald Trump was being like honestly I really don't give a fuck about anyone I don't care about anybody you guys are all just people that are darker colored in me and I don't care about you I'd be like I'd be like I'm with you I'm with you honestly like I'm on your team it's something about it's a candor I'm not with you it's the candor it's the

candor of it yeah but uh anyway fucking we got we can't we can't we can't beat around this bush anymore Travis got killed millions of people. He did, okay, so, okay. How do you come back from that?

So he didn't kill millions of people. People did die at a show. Thousands. Thousands. I love the way, I love the way you say that. People did die at his show. People died,

but like, like, you can't say it in a way that looks, shit happens in a pit. Shit happens in a pit, bro. No, this is the argument that some, people try to make man

fucking these there's these huge metal fest that go on and no one dies I'm not saying anyone die I'm not saying death is what happens but you've been in the pit shit happens in the pit bro you know what's happened to me

I got hit really hard one time and I was like ow that really hurt but I went home alive I have definitely been to a Devilswear Prada concert where someone got stabbed and Devilsworth Prada is a Christian rock group. Somebody got stabbed.

It was in, it was in Pekipsy, where they had everything in the Kempsey. It was in New York. Where some, where you and these other fucking hooligans went to the devil wears Prada. I mean,

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somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident. Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I mean, come on. I'm not like many things, but I'm not a woman. I'm going to say this. I'm going to say this.

I don't believe that anybody got stabbed in a Devil Wars product concert. If it was a Christian rock concert or something, it was probably Probably like somebody was somebody's wearing like a crucifix or something and it's like Yeah, yeah, that wasn't a legitimate stabbing. That happens. Complete accident. Bro. But the Travis Scott thing, I mean like, they were showing like this dude. What?

Eight whole ass people died. And there could have been. And this was at a Travis Scott show. This isn't a show with like Mosh pits. It does like pits. No. He does have Mosh. But you misunderstand.

I saw so many, even just like while it was trending on Twitter, so many videos of like punk shows or like metal shows of like the lead like singer or like performer being like, hey, hey, get that guy up, like stop that. Or like stopping the show in the middle. And it's one thing like at first, at first, and I'll say this at first. When I was hearing it, I was like, well, I mean, it's a big show.

Like how the fuck is the lead performer going to be able to tell like, who's okay if everybody's like screaming it's dark whatever until I saw footage of him on stage and the ambulance is so clearly in view they're in the crowd proud bro that was crazy I'm not in the crowd at all for like I usually like I usually stick up for a brother every time something happens you know like it's my duty as a as a as a brother to help another brother out yeah but I know it is but but I get it because you do it But Travis, the way he goes about his concerts entirely, in the whole entire way, like the, the, the sort of the, the hardcore aspect.

Like he'd like people like everybody going crazy at his concerts. He likes chaos. He's a part of this. He's the part of these niggas that, that wish they were like real rock stars where they, when they see the chaos at like, at a metal, at a metal show. and you just see these fucking disturbed kids, like just doing them, this going insane. And it's like, all right, everybody divide two sides, wall of death. And everyone runs full speed at each other.

And then it's just absolute chaos. And then they see that shit. They're like, I want it. And then, you know, Travis just took it up another notch. And he's like, you know what? They're not doing enough. I need death. I need this man.

This man up front. I need him hollowed out. I need you to smoke weed out of his skin. Kill this man. Kill this man. Boun. Wound. Kowl my fans. They all got trampled into dust. Just like, he's fucking killing it, man. He absolutely.

People sneak into his concerts. There were people coming up to the stage being like, stop. That is the part where I was like confused about. I was like, you know, it shit happens. You know, I've been to shows. I've been to pits before. You're not going to like, you're not going to like. I have seen people fall down in pits and then get kicked.

while they're falling down. And you're like, that guy was already halfway out the fight. And now he needs to go to hospital. But Trappas was just groving, dog. They were like, stop. And he was just like, fuck you. And it keeps grooving and playing in the dog.

It's crazy. It really isn't insane. Like that woman who, like, crawled up to the camera guy or whatever, he's like, there are dead people. People dead. Dead.

deceased. And the guy's like, get off the platform. It's like, yeah, you got to film. It's like, yo. He walks up to her and kicks her off the stage. That would be great. Kill this bitch too. And like, people are like, people are like, then there's people like help. Like around like telling the other people in the audience like, dude, help. There's people dying. They're like, oh, shut the fuck up.

Like, they're just trying to enjoy the show. And I'm like, did you not hear what they said? Like, there's people dying and they're like, whatever, bro. Can you imagine Travis in the Mars? When is someone dying? Like you go to help me and they turn back

Shut the fuck up And just keep grooving And you're just like This is hell I gotta get out of here I gotta leave before I'm dying too We need help call the cops Yeah whatever

What's crazy too What's crazy too is just the What's crazy too Is just the sheer Mysterious nature of death Where like you're not even sure How many of those people came home Like the people who came home

Who's just a half of the crowd but it wasn't a ghost by the end of that show, you know? Like fucking dick. It's when dickle mode starts playing, man. You play dickle mode. Everybody starts losing their minds, man. Dude, I think his career might be like totally fucked because... Nah, it's not totally fucked.

He's a modern proud of this. I saw this footage of a concert where, or not a concert of like, I think it was like a rave or something or like some like big party where they were playing like a bunch of music and some, like, Sicko mode came on. And the whole building. it until it changed and like they changed it. Really? Yeah, yeah. It was like earlier today and I was like

oh shit. Like look like I like I in a normal context in a world where people like stuck true to their values because this is going to happen right and then I kid you not in a week no one's going to be talking. Oh yeah you're totally right like but I mean it might be but some people might

keep it alive but who gives it he's a fucking he's one of the biggest artists on the planet he's but that's why this is such a big deal in the first place. I think if, here's the thing, I think he's going to have to lay low for a while. I think sincerely he's going to be like, listen, shows are canceled, you know, we'll come back when we're ready or whatever, but like, because he's like suing, isn't he? Like, there's like a lawsuit happening right now. Like he, it wasn't exactly his fault why people died, but the way he handled being alerted

directly of people getting hurt was wrong. But at the same time, if I'm an artist and I'm grooving, If someone's like, this person's dead, I'd be like, so the fuck what. I didn't make you come here, nigga. I didn't buy your ticket. Suck my fucking dick. I'm going off, bro. I'm going off.

You're actually out of your mind. You're a fucking villain, dude. You're fucking, my dick. Suck my dick. I pulled up a statement. Like, where, because like, about like suing and all that stuff. Yeah. Where there was like some stuff after.

I feel like there was something I saw earlier. Yeah, no, I have it. I have right here. What is he going to get sued for? Disorderly conduct? Or insane a right? There's a lot of stuff going on But it covers it right here

Like it He says Uh Um Kill my fans They all got trampled into dust Oopsie fan We lawyer up it is a must

Take the stand We blame it on the venue crew It ain't my fault Your son and daughter Turnin blue That's all my god That's all it says Fucking holy shit

That's all it says Travis Scott and Astro World Festival organizers have been hit with their first lawsuit. It consciously ignored the extreme risks of harm to concert goers and in some cases actively encourage and fomented? Dangerous behaviors. I haven't heard that word in a long time. I've never heard fomented used in a thing. Yeah, it's been a while. I've read it.

Yeah, I forgot that this was even a word, instigate or stir up. You hear it in like stupid lawyer lingo. Yeah, yeah. I am running to Mexico You know how much law is in Latin Yeah, a lot Yeah, because There's so much law in Latin

And the fact that they haven't changed A lot of that shit is weird It's the key people who are not educated In bad situations actually Because what kind of nigga from fucking Compton's gonna speak Latin if he's not a fucking cholo Of cholo descent, you know like Hey yo my nigger

habeas corpus habeas corpus my nigger And it's like what the fuck is this Like what? What is this? When my cousin and sister were learning law, they were like the only reason we have any clue we're writing because we're Spanish That's why we understand that this may mean something because I know the Spanish word that sounds sort of similar to this It's really fucked up law is really fucked up guys seriously. It's fuck. Yeah Kill my fans.

It's like Travis Scott situation. You know those people are you know eight people died bro not even like hurt I heard they were dying. I heard they were dying And I was like, what happened? Did you see the, like, the, the, the people talking about how, like, maybe, like, people were, like, people were, like, sharing theories that people were, like, going around injecting people with shit. Yeah, that was, that was definitely, like, an artificial rumor to take the blade, take the heat off of the, the horrible concert conditions. That's what I thought, too. I was like, no way, fucking, like, that's not even, like, unbelievable necessarily. But you would, you would have caught it, though.

Like you would have seen people like having like drug reaction type of things. Cell phones. There was footage of the fucking corpse piles. There was. There was. There was. There was. I didn't see footage of any corpse.

I saw people trying to get his attention. And I saw people getting on top of the ambulance. Oh, no. Dude, this is there's there's footage of, of, uh, EMTs that were actually more even that great at their job. Unfortunately, some of them were just not wrong place, wrong time, I guess. just going like, oh, I think I did what I could. I got to go try the other kid.

And then like, there's just bodies just on the floor. There's, there's plenty of footage. And a lot of it was under Travis Scott's apology that I would like, I would have deleted that fucking tweet because there's just too much like, yeah, yeah. Under it. That's crazy. It's a shitty apology too.

Yeah, man. That's fucking. The thing is that, the thing is that, one, when you apologize, you got to do it from the heart and like, you're as a, as a, like, an artist. you're never going to be able to apologize the right way. Because these companies that are trying to keep their asshole safe, they're never going to give you an organic apology. Right.

They're going to be like, they'll be like, meet the baselines, bring up God, say that you're cooperating. That's it. Instead of somebody being like, I fucked up for real.

And I'm actually, like I had no clue that's going to get to this extent. Because obviously, I don't think Travis Scott was like, yes, murder. He's not like some sort of fucking dark souls boss that wants everybody to kill everybody, you can't possibly know that.

Yeah, you can't possibly know that. I mean, I've been a fan of Travis Scott for quite a while, and he's, he's had, like, shows. That doesn't mean anything, though. Like, that's true. It's like, it's a Kardashian. It's the Kardashian effect, bro. It all makes sense.

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I think I saw billboarded years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. are always open, our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan, from Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.

Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Every time they get with a nigger, a nigger goes crazy and they do some fuck shit. Now Travis Scott is trying to have droves of people kill each other. Yeah. Dude, I saw footage where I thought he was doing the right thing because he was like, hey, stop. He's like, stop the music, stop the music. And it was getting kind of quiet.

And he was just like, a yo, like, shout out to that dude hanging on the tree or some shit. And I was like, wait, what? This was while shit was still happening. I thought like he was, he, it doesn't make sense to me that you can see an ambulance, people chanting some weird shit. And there's just like weird chaotic stuff happening. One guy did pass out, right? And then he did acknowledge it at least.

But he still didn't know the full extent of what was happening. I guess he just assumed someone was just fan girl. and then passed out. I'm like, dude, you're not fucking in sync. You're not a, you're not a fucking boy band. No one's passing out like, you know, at Michael Jackson. You know, those people, remember when you see people pass out of those icons? People aren't passing out of Travis Scott.

Yeah, he doesn't have that type of. He's not like a performer in the same way. Yeah, like it's not in that way. There's people rushing and it looks like it's dawned a dead. Oh, yeah, that's in the morning. Dude, it looks bad. It looks like a nightmare. You see the nigger cop on the, on the horse?

He starts yelling at the end. And he starts, like, shooting them and shit. Do you see that? He said shooting him? He said shooting him. But he was just trying to, he was just trying to corral them back. It's bad, bro. That's the-

Fuck out of here, you fucking zombies. That's how it gets, man. Is this people, people are so autistic that they don't understand, like, proper conduct in shows. Because I've, like, I've been to crowded shows. That's not autism, man. That's, that's just, like, that's just crowd mentality. Like, that's what happens when people become a crap. Like they look like that's like literally like a psychological effect isn't it like mob mentality on on retarves maybe on fucking

When they're all there yeah, that's just everybody. That's just every single they're all there for A specific reason and then they all just like move as a unit as fucking ants and shit like it's so weird If I'm in a crowd and I hear dead if I hear the word Dead like if that word punctures my ears I'm a trying to leave. I'm going to aggressively try to get away from where I'm at. I think one of the biggest differences, I think one of the biggest differences between like our generation and like the younger ones like Z or Y or whatever is I don't think they have like pit etiquette. I don't think they have show etiquette. Like there's specific rules that like at the hundreds of shows that I've been to,

there's certain things you don't do. And one thing I liked about punk the most, is the etiquette was the, is scummy as the people looked, the etiquette was the best. Like, if people got knocked down, you picked them right back up. You made sure everybody was cool. If anyone was fighting,

you fucking, you split that shit right away, take that shit away from the fucking show. Yeah. Obviously, if somebody's passed out, the show's fucking stopped until we know these person's okay. I know there's a huge fucking festival,

but goddamn, think about all the festivals that happen fucking all the time. It's crazy. They just don't know anything. There have been several festivals, and I can't recall one, where eight people have died, except for that Ariana Grande bombing, and that was a fucking terrorist attack. The terrorist attack.

That was terroristic. That was literally, like, it required a terrorist to do the same type of thing. All I'm saying is this, bro. Who's to say Travis Scott isn't a terrorist now? Look, look, look. All grown, bro. All right, let's come down. I don't want to get sued now.

Okay. In Minecraft, in Minecraft. In Minecraft, yeah. In Fortnite, because didn't he have that concert? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. He was in fucking Fortnite. Not anymore, bro.

The numbers of people that died are probably close to the same as in Fortnite opposed to this. He probably, where people probably died in Fortnite during his concert than here. Oh, my sad thing. Holy shit. All right. Well, I don't know, man. Like, that is a fucked situation. That sucks.

I mean it sucks I don't think It's unfortunate And I don't think Travis I honestly don't think Travis Had any out of ill intent I think he was just No nobody intends

Nobody intends for people to die But like I mean I don't know Breaking his balls I'm sure yeah We're just buss in his balls But also like You know

It's it's just a mentality How art is I've been to modern I've been to modern artist concerts It just gets fucky dude Especially if they're not in But it doesn't But it doesn't

But it doesn't Like pits, dude, they do. No, you know how I know it doesn't? When is the last time? When is the last time you've been to an extremely popular artist, like venue, like went to like a carnival? I've been to one recently. Kingston, I understand. But the difference is this never happens.

That's why it's in the news. It never happened to this degree. But like that mentality that people bring to it, like that kind of action, it happens. I went to a Kendrick thing. It happened. I went to a Kanye thing. Right, right, right, but we're not talking about the mentality. We're talking about the outcome.

And the outcome is ultimately them poorly planning a concert with far too many people and not enough space. Like they fence these people in. And it's just like, how the fuck you're going to fence these people in? What the fuck you're doing? That's so many people. That's like, that is such a hazard. It's insane. Yeah.

It's bad, man. And people love Travis Scott, man. He's like, oh my God. Fans are dead. Even though it's dead. That album's dog shit Afterwell's a dog shit album I don't care anybody says

If you got to promise to fight me Anyone of our fans I'm just like I just I really like Sickle mode because there's like A minimal amount of auto tune in it I really like Dicomode Because that shit's hilarious

But Dicklewood's pretty great I'm just saying yeah I'm not a huge fan of Astrowell either just because man I heard a fucking Some trap song on TikTok Today

And seriously I downloaded it Because I imagined this is what aliens must sound like. The sounds that were coming out of these humans, I was just like, how the fuck is this? I was like, dude, I'm turning into a boomer. I was like, how is this music? Because what I'm hearing sounds like aliens,

what I imagine what aliens would conversing would sound like. Just this weird, high-pitched scribbly, I'm like, I don't know what's happening. And there's like this beat over it, I guess, but that's just their language, you know? Like, it sounds like a fucking trap. just their language. You're edging.

You're edging close, bro. You're edging close. No, see, that's you. That is you. I'm talking about aliens and you're going to some fucking, you're going to some other, fuck some other language. My hatred for aliens has dissipated,

actually. I don't hate aliens anymore. My love for Arbiter and Liara and Leara's mom's tits have shown me. Yeah, Learra's two moms. Matra has some fucking awesome rocking tits, but I don't know. Leara is fucking underwhelmed. I actually just,

I actually just started playing through, again like the original like because I had I got the Mass Effect Legendary Edition and I started it but then I got swept up by other things and I'm like in the middle of like Mass Effect 1 right now One is a really good fucking game bro especially the way they remade it I guess because I didn't play the original one it's it's It's a great re-itual is rough

I'll tell you that but Only only in the way that it plays Yeah exactly The story is really really well presented man It's like I can't wait for the Codor remake because I just went through a Codor again And I'm just like God I can't wait for it because I just, what I'm doing combat, I want to kill myself. Because it's just like, it's so, it's like it's.

It's just it's the combat. The combat in Cotor is fucking abysmal. It's unbelievable. The combat in Cotor and Balders Gate and all of those games are so dog shit. Even like my favorite, my favorite game, probably one of them is the Dragon Age Origins. Origins moments are so good. But it's, you, it's an improvement on Codor, but it's. literally the same

it's just cleaned up more like yeah it's it's just a little but it's still like oh my god I it plays better than culture though that's usually that's usually the case with a lot of games though it's like a lot of times like even even like masterpieces you play and you're like wow that was a fucking masterpiece

there's always some aspect of it that's like not like it's like oh man it's almost like disappointing even if like something about it is like entirely fine the fact that it's fine in the company of everything else that's so magnificent almost makes it even worse where it's like it reminds me of a red dead two right where red dead two is a fucking

incredible fucking experience that narrative is fucking amazing those characters are amazing that open world looks fucking gorgeous but then like the mission design is like eh and then like the actual minute to minute like moving and like the actual like gameplay part of it is like it's fine you really go through it for the story and i feel like that's what kotor is too It's like, you're not really there for the combat, really. You're kind of there because it's like got that that role, that like kind of like chance element to it. But it's not fun in the same way that the story is. Underwhelming.

Corp. At least looks like massive, like the thing about Red Dead is Red Dead at least looks good and it sounds good. But Couture looks like shit. It sounds kind of. bad. I had to put like 10 gigs of like fucking mods on it to make it okay. The only thing that but what what what's what speaks volumes to what works about that game is we are willing to play it still just for the lore and the characters in that game. Like the Jedi, the evil Jedi girl you save her ending of her the one that like betrays um her fellow Jedi and you bring her back in there

like we should expel you. He's like no please don't expel me. I forgot her name. She looks sort of like Darth Maw from my mistaken. She is hell of fucking cool. The Mandalorian you meet up with that you end up figuring out like he's probably like one of, he's related to the queen of the Mandalorians. Like that's all such a good narrative points

and you're just like in a fucking robot. I only care about the I only care about the women in it and the fucking the Sith droid, the one that's your apprentice or not your apprentice but you're, what is he called the assassin droid? Yeah, that's the guy's like cool. He's a fucking piece of shit.

He's what he's supposed to. He's programmed me a piece of shit. What do you want? But yeah, that game's fucking fun. I like playing through it. And it's still like, like I said, I had to, if I, I didn't even fucking full screen the game. Because on my full screen of like, you know, almost like, what, a 2,500, whatever my monitor is. Yeah, yeah, yeah, how big it is.

I don't even know. But the resolution, it looks like dog shit if I full screen it. I even, even with enhanced. like overhauls. I'm like, dude. I had to play it on, I had to play it on the Xbox because I just couldn't like the PC version is so fucking frail. It's almost like they built it out of popsicle sticks. It's, it's insane. I can't turn it on on my PC. It does not come on. My computer's like, no, no, no, we can't. You know what's really crazy about that though? Is that I can go on Steam right now and play the original

Tomb Raider no problem from the 90s and Cotor doesn't work It's fucking... It's a fucking mess, man It's a weird But it's a gibbering fucking mess.

You shouldn't have to do You shouldn't have to jump to a bunch of hoops To enjoy that game so yeah It's a fucking mess But it is just one of those things It's like really like I actually I just finished this morning Um

Guardians of the Galaxy that new, that new game. Oh, I forgot about that, actually. I heard it was good. Joe's playing it right now. It's genuinely pretty damn good. And it's one of those, it's another one of those games

where it's like the gameplay is kind of fine. You know, like the combat's like weird. It's like Final Fantasy 7 remake with like a little bit of uncharted. It's pretty, it's kind of good, but it's also like not particularly like incredible. But like the character work in that game is amazing. Is Adam?

Is Adam Orlock in it? Yeah. What? I gotta buy it. I would genuinely recommend it. I think it's like Jay. I think you would like it especially. But just because you like that, you know, you're a comic person.

But. I got to buy it. You like all those stupid raccoons and shit. Fuck you. You don't know shit about me. Fuck you. It's really fucking cool. It's like,

it's a way better game than I was anticipating because I was like, I looked at it and I was like, oh my God. Because in my mind, I'm still thinking of that Avengers game that came out of Square Enix a couple years ago. It was like they tried to make it like a looter shooter and it was like a fucking disaster. My question is why don't they just give what like insomniac

the rights to like Marvel characters for games? They've already proven they can do it. Well, I mean these guys did Gardens of the Galaxy really, really well. So like, like really well. Well, Guardian is not supposed to really be like because you know you can't really because like I don't go to Guardians for combat.

I go to Guardians for Jonas for the team dynamic and that's what I hear is really good in the game. I think you'll like it. The team is really good. But like if I want to play as people like I'm sure, like Wolverine, I know Wolverine's going to be good. I can feel it. As long as it is do X-Men origins again, but just make it look nice.

And Wolverine says the N-word at least twice. It's going to be a good game. I think you might be disappointed with that one. They might not have good graphics. No, I just, I'm not, the N-word part is the thing that I'm like not necessarily sold on. Like, I don't know if Wolverine's going to say the N-word. You don't want him to say it more than twice? He can say it more than twice.

That's fine. I mean, yeah. You could say it like five times. Five is fine. I mean, five, max. The hard R once.

The hard R once. Only one. One hard R and and four soft A's. And soft days. I guess who's going to stop Wolverine really, you know? Exactly. He's a mutant. He's a mutant.

They're pretty much black people. Directly say to me. You can call me the hard R. and I ain't doing shit You know what's crazy? Wolverine is like Chris's height But he'll say that to me And I would just walk away

I would just happily walk away He's like 5-4, 5-6 at best But he's wide Yeah he's short, Wolverine's small Wolverine height That's type of real heights No because I know he's short in the comics for sure

Jackman is a big dude Everybody was like Why did he get such a big guy to play Wolverine? Oh he's 5th Yeah he's 5 3 I'm taller than Wolverine Yeah That's stupid.

Let's go. He's a small stocky Canadian. In any of the like the comics or like video games for example. He's tiny in the video games too. A little pocket. But I thought he was maybe like because usually superheroes are like all above six foot. So I was assuming oh he's probably like five nine. I thought he was.

I thought it was that he was like hunched over like this all the time. Like I thought that he's short. He's also short. He's like he's like Vegeta kind of then at that point. Right. Yeah. He's short. Dude.

Dude, this is completely tangential, but like I saw Vegeta was trending on Twitter recently and I was like, what's this about? And I guess Dragon Ball is still going. Right now with Ram Trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, get a low mileage lease on the 2026. Ram, 1,500 Big Horn crew cab, 4 by 4 for 369 a month for 39 months, with 4,09 due at signing. Tax, title, license extra, no security deposit required.

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Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome.

I think I saw Billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Like that arc? Yeah, the manga's still going. I had no fucking clue that I was, and I read up a little bit, and I was like, trying to read just like what's happening is hilarious because it all sounds fucking

stupid as shit. like, Vegeta has like this ultra ego form or whatever the fuck and there's a character named oatmeal and there's a character

named fucking granola it's the dumbest shit do all of the characters are named after food I know I know that's the only person that isn't

is Gohan that's the only person that isn't named after food I I know that's true and I've always known that's true but there's something

something about seeing new things that I didn't grow up with. You know what it is? It's you being old. It's us being old and like, that's stupid. This is fine. The main character being named after a carrot.

Hey man, fuck you. All right. It wasn't just carrot. It was at least like cackarot, at least. It was something different. It's a parrot. Broly broccoli, vegeta, freezer.

It's a little different. Raddish. Napa. Freakened. I forgot what it's called. But this guy is just granite. But granola, though. He's just granola.

Look, you're judging right. You're upset because you're upset because you're being, it's different. You're seeing change and you're, you're seeing change and you're getting scared. I'm okay with change. You're not. I'm fine with change. Chris, if you came in your room right now and your floors were a different color, you would have an episode. I'd be fine.

Full blown episode. I'd be fine. No, you wouldn't. I'd be like, you'd probably, you'd probably move again. You'd probably move somewhere else. I'd be like, what's this then? And then I go to sleep. Hey, what's this?

What's all this, then? What's all this, then? I love that meme. You walk into your dad having a gay threesome. What's all this thing? Hey, brother. Right, what's all this then? Yo, shout out to the British people.

You guys talk funny. Shout out to you guys, man. Y'all sounds stupid. Oh, well, while we were... You got a raw deal. You got a raw deal. They used to sound like us and then they themselves chose to not sound like us And that they sound like stupid versions of us

Wait, isn't that the opposite? Nah, they they it was like sort of the American accent the British accent But then they were like to be posh and sound like the queen They made themselves sound like yeah Apparently new England is closer to True English accents then That fuck that man that guy here That's what I like they abrupt

That's why like you know you when you hear mid-atlantic, a mid-atlantic accent is like, is the cross, it's the, it's the hybrid of it of the two. It's like, because the way that they pronounce some things are more like English. But it's something that, because I always thought like, well, what the fuck did George Washington sound like? And apparently, you know, the people that came over here and then you hear like more that New England accent, it's like kind of very similar to.

And then things got weirder and more posh into another direction. But I don't know what happened to like Liverpool and shit. Why the fuck? They sound like they're retarded. I don't know what happened. They all sound retarded. I'm sorry. If you speak English,

if you speak English and you're from Europe, I love people from Liverpool. I love people from Liverpool. I love, uh, there's some of my favorite fighters are from Liverpool. Obviously the Beatles, but what the fuck is that accent? Let's be real. They sound like they do this. The Beatles are your favorite fighters?

Yeah. Yeah. John Litton is my favorite big sports. John Lennon died because they couldn't beat. him in a fight so they shot him. And they couldn't, no one could get out of a fight if they shot it. Yeah, that's

it. That's the proper war. That's why Yoko Ono got fucked up someone. He was the best fighter ever and she would constantly challenge him. So he'd beat the shot up her regularly. Man, she really ruined everything. Damn it. She did. She really did.

Asian niggas, man. Asian. Damn it, Yoko. Damn you. Well, since we were vaguely talking about, I don't even remember what the fuck her talking about. I feel like we were talking about. I feel like we were talking about. Guys,

Guardians of the Galaxy at one point. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we were. She got beat and we're like, damn you, Yoko, damn you for being abused by your husband. No, no, no, hold on, hold on. You're trying to know.

Fuck you. I'm not going to let you get away with this. This is your twist and shit. I don't think it's good that you, look, I don't think it's good that she got beat the fuck up. I don't think it's good that she got domed. Okay, I don't think it's good that she got slapped

and I'm smiling about it. I don't think that's a good thing. You don't think it's a good thing. don't think it's good that you are smiling. I'm not smiling. Who said that? I'm not smiling. Listen.

All I'm saying, no, no, no. I got to keep this going. I got to keep this going. I don't think it's a good thing. I'm not going to say, but that's the period. And I'm starting a new sentence now.

She ruined that entire band. Like, she absolutely did. You really think it was Yoko's fault? I think he just grew apart. I think it just grew apart. No. But, but, you know, here's the thing. That happens, but I'll put it.

I don't think, I don't think he'd be dead. I'll put it that way. If it wasn't for her. I genuinely, I genuinely don't think that she would be dead. I don't, I don't, I don't, she was a powerful enough force to get, to go down that route that led to the situation that he got into. I mean, because I, I, I've watched, like, I've watched a lot of shit about him. I'm like, I was like the only one of my friend group that was a fan of the Beatles other than

like, maybe Joe. and like he sucked no he sucked John Lennon was like a magnificent piece of shit yeah he sucked ass He's the worst people levels of like terrible people He's a monster It's kind of doesn't that kind of go hand in hand

With being like an amazing musician though Sometimes I mean just Who isn't a piece of does who isn't Michael Jackson It was a little bit of a didler I mean Elvis Presley Elvis was a piece of shit

Prince was Elvis married Lisa Marie when she was like 14 or something. And then he became Clayface. Elvis, Elvis, R-worded his wife. He got her pregnant, didn't sleep with her anymore, then she got married and he R-Wrooted her. That's true. That thing really happened. And no one talks about that.

Everyone celebrates Elvis so much. And I'm like, he sucked. He was a bad person. Excuse me a little girl. Are you, uh, happen to be 14 years old? No, I'm 15. Oh, you're a little bit too old for me. Ooh-hoo.

Oh, okay. Oh, that's so stupid. He does the Johnny Provo thing. Whoa, mama and shit. Dude, yeah, I guess like a lot of legends are, like, even just like, it's not even like. Oh, Marvin Gay was an asshole, but he got killed by his dad. That was like a fucking high-pitched Scooby-Doo laugh you just did. If my grandma heard, if my grandmother heard me say that she would have hit me,

because she loves Marvin Gaye and she'd have been like, what is your problem? He was murdered by his dad, old man gay. Listen, I want to clarify. I want to clarify, I'm not laughing at Marvin Gay. gay being assassinated by his gay dad. I'm not laughing at that. His dad's not gay, his dad's name gay.

His, so his dad is gay. That literally makes him gay. Oh, he's gay. He's gay. He's not homosexual, but he's definitely gay. He's definitely gay. That's, that's young man gay and old man gay. I wasn't laughing at that.

I was laughing at the fact that you broke out in spontaneous laughter at that. Oh my God. He's actually a fantastic artist. I love Marvin Gates so much Honestly though Honestly for real There's probably like Especially those older

Like older generation people It's probably a ton of shit that they did We don't know about Because there wasn't like Twitter Or Facebook or fucking cameras and shit Dude you guys know about Chuck Barry No Don't tell me something bad about Chuck Barry

Oh how he used to wear like kittens His shoes right Yeah That's it Excuse me He used to every morning When he would wake up He would tell his

He would tell his butler or whatever the fuck do you go get him a new pair of kittens and he would slide his foot in the throat of the kitten and like walk downstairs. He was not in the mouth to throat. He would cut their throats and put his foot in their throats, not their mouths. No, he didn't need to, he didn't.

That is so fucking visceral. No, I didn't know anything about Chuck Barry. What did he do? So I was trying to find that amazing song from that child, that white child who went back in time. Yeah, that happened. I'm trying to find the, oh wait, this is the wrong.

I shouldn't click on. Oh my God, is this the actual video? I didn't want to see that. Wait, what happened? What did you do? So Chuck Barry, there's a transcript and I didn't know a video actually existed, but it's on eFucked.

Apparently, this is him. Apparently this is him. Chuck Barry loved to piss and fart on prostitutes and abuse them and stuff. And there's like transcripts because they would be recorded. They would be recorded. Why would he record that?

Apparently, because he's a fucking, do you know, do you know, narcissists? That's all I have to say. All right. Narcissus is fucking record everything. They love everything about themselves. Even they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're relieving themselves as a gift to gods and shit like that. And it's, uh, yeah, it's, I, apparently, I didn't know that there was a video unless they're fucking around and pretending this is him. But, um, it says, enjoy Chuck Berry farting on hookers on eFuck.com.

I didn't know there's a video. I didn't know there's a video. I didn't know there's a video. I just read the... He looks down and he looks down and he peas all over him and he goes, you're in trouble. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals. Well qualified current FCA lessees. Get a low mileage lease on the 2026.

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the pod say hi Dan hey how's it going today it's going good man tell us who you are and what you do I'm Dan Morgan I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan which is America's largest injury law firm that's pretty awesome I think I saw billboard of years recently it said 20 billion one 20 million is an insane number Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow, Dan Morgan from Morgan from America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.

Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Get it? Got you there, didn't I? It's a poem about my urine. I'm by your... I got to spend some... I haven't been on EFucked in a few years. I've got to spend some time on this one.

I've never really gone to EFect and Chris showed me one horrible thing on EFect and I never Is it the little the goblin the little creature that shows up? You guys sent me that video and I'm like damn dude That's one thing I wish I'd never seen that's I wish I'd never seen that I hate the idea of Nudity and then you see something that fucks like Like I've seen porn where like guys are like they're having like three sums and then one guy just comes another guy's face And I'm just like imagine that like imagine being there you know you're just trying to get a job done and then someone just comes on you

like I would lose I would go Kayokane I would kill him you go Kayokin or what if he went Kayokin first and then he and then he banged you what he fucks me yeah like what if he comes fucks me he goes Kayo Ken

he goes you try to go Kio kin but he went Kio Kekin times 10 and then he overpowered you and he fucks me and then he comes on me again Derek, what were you going to say? I don't even know. What was that?

I don't even know. Okay, so just so... Just so... Just so we're very clear. We went from the Guardians of the Galaxy to Chuck Berry pissing and farting on prostitutes on EFuck. Completely diagetically. Yo. I'm gonna be a-in.

I need some relieving. I'm a urine made on you. All right. Anyway, where we go from here? I don't know. I'm stuck on urine and feces. We're vaguely Marvel adjacent. So we can talk about that Spider-Man,

the new Spider-Man poster that Sueney thinks is uniquely bad. I think it's pretty bad. Did you hear how many Uncle Ben's are going to be shot? Like 26 Uncle Ben is dead in the first few minutes. The beginning is this a constant stream of Uncle Ben's dying. It's going to be like that scene.

It's going to be like that scene in the Wizard of Oz where like everybody talks about how like there's a munchkin hang from the tree. But like it's it's just a bunch of Uncle Ben's hanging on webs in the background. It's like, did you know those are real Uncle Ben's? Those are real uncles named Ben that they killed authentically for the movie. They killed people. They found uncle Ben. They contacted people.

They contacted people 30. plus years ago, name your kids Ben, here's a stipend for two million dollars. And then years later, it's a really good thing that my name isn't Ben because I was an uncle really early

on and I was a Spider-Man fan really early on. So like, I feel like that would have freaked me out a little bit. Who the fuck names a kid Ben actually, though? No one's named Ben for real anymore, you know? I mean, well, it's an absurdly common name. I know a friend who's named Benjamin. I have a friend named Benjamin

And There was that, there was that band I mean he has two kids But sure There was that band in the 2000s With all those broken ones Oh yeah The broken

Benjamin's The broken benjolins What is that name? Is it about money Or is it like literally Like some guy named Benjamin Like broke his arm No it's breaking benches

It's about money It's definitely about money Yeah No it's not Yeah isn't it I don't know that as a phrase if it is one. I think that's what their whole thing is about.

I don't listen to Breaking Benjamin. Breaking Benjamin is definitely not about money. What is their fucking, like what is that name? It could just be in, it could just be a nothing. The guy's name is Benjamin. I know that.

So it's about breaking Benjamin. So they fuck him? I think the game, I think the band is about like just slowly draining him until he's dead. Breaking Benjamin name. Name origin. Basically, it says that

one day Chuck Barry was oh my God it says right here in plain English one day Chuck Barry pissed and shitted on an infant

I don't know anything about that I don't know well yeah I don't have there's a guitar on his face there's no

information about like what that name means why so it's just this stupid name and he thought putting breaking in front of it

is cool I'm assuming that's all it is. I guess. He was right though. It was pretty cool. I mean, it goes together. It's just, it's pretty smooth.

And they're not a terrible band. I know some of their songs. Yeah, they definitely could be a lot worse. They could be like that other band, castrating Cayu. That was a terrible fucking band. Castrating Cayuse? Man, that should probably exist.

Do they go after Cayew looking? people or Cayew, kids named Cayew. Just bald children? Like bald children, every bald kid they castrate dude. That's fucking really that's disturbing mainly because being

being bald's already kind of like not the best thing I would imagine. Being bald as a kid doesn't really matter though. You could be a bald kid. No, being bald as a kid is exceptionally, keep imagine you had George Costanza hair as a child. No, that's bald ink. No, that's a difference between bald ink and

And being bald. There's a difference. No, either way. Even a bald kid is a worse. Kids are ruthless, bro. What are you talking about? Kids are ruthless, but it's going to call him egg head. They're going to slap his head, you know. But like being balding.

They're going to do way worse than that. Balding. They're going to call him cancer face and shit. So what? They're going to call him all the stuff. Kingston, what do you think the end result of balding is? It's bald. Balding is different from being bald because balding looks bad.

Being bald is just being bald. You can't... You cannot tell me with certainty, with certainty in your voice, that a child being bald, properly, like naturally bald as a result of the process of balding, and that kid's not going to get bullied.

You get bullied, but I think it's worse to be balding. Balding looks silly, that's why. Being bald is like, oh, you can kind of rock that. You can't rock balding. A child cannot. Rock ball. Yeah, you can. Yeah, a kid can rock ball. He can shave his head. He can't rock bald. He can rock bald. I'm talking Ben, like Benjamin Franklin. Like you have hair around the sides of you. No, I'm not talking about that. That's called balding. No, that's exactly bald entirely. He's not entirely bald. He's not entirely bald yet. Oh my God. Bald means there's nothing. There's, I'm talking about this. That shit's squeaky. That almost doesn't exist. It looks like a bowling ball. That doesn't happen. That's somebody shaving their head until there's not. nothing there.

And then if they let it grow out, there's something usually there. There's usually patches of hair. No, I'm talking about- Usually people that have zero hair on their head is because they went through chemotherapy. I'm talking about zero. I'm talking about this man is bald. But that doesn't exist. That doesn't happen.

I've seen it. No, you haven't. No, you fucking haven't. I've seen bald people. I've never seen a bald child, but I've seen bald people. I don't know. Because they shaved their head all the way. They shaved their hair all the way down to where you don't see it.

They respect themselves. If I saw a kid that was balding, a little nine-year-old with the fucking George Costanza, the beginning George Costanza, I would be like this little niggas sick and I would make fun of him. I would try to crack an egg in his balding. I would try to crack an egg on his bald. I hope you never have children. Holy shit. They're going to be so evil. They're going to be evil.

You're going to be born. There's going to be these kids that have these. fucking genetic, you know, defects and they're going to have bald spots and stuff, and your kids are going to annihilate them. And you're going to think it's hilarious. Your kids are going to be bald in the way that you think is naturally possible. They're going to be completely. No, no, no, I mean, sick. No, no, listen, you're going to be slippery and slick. No eyelashes, no eyebrow. Alopecia. Just complete.

They're like, new when he gets out of the Matrix. Oh, my guy, he comes out by kids bald. I'm like, ew, sick. It's all shoving back in. It's slimy too. Just naturally slimy. I would just play with their heads. I would just fucking rub their head all the time. Oh my God.

Slap around. Fuck is this kid. What's the name of the game where you like roll the ball at like the arcades? You like got to roll a ball. It's like a ball that lighted it up in like this little chamber. And you got to like slap it to make it roll faster. I would do that to my children. I don't even know.

I don't know. What the hell are you talking about? There's this game where like it's a little ball. Like it's just like a little ball. And I think it's like it's like it's like, you have to spin something. It's like spinning a wheel or some shit. Is this like that girlfriend of yours that you made up?

She's real. My girlfriend's real. All right. You've met her. You know her. You both know her. Okay. All right.

All right. Yeah. She's real. She's real. I swear. Dude, I promise we're not gaslighting you. Like,

we're trying to help you. Stop. We're trying to help you. Stop. Stop. I want you to be well. I'm fine. So what do you think about this?

What do you think about this poster? Oh yeah. Like what the, I forgot the tower. Spider-Man. What do you think about this? What is so bad about it? It looks like a standard poster to me.

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one.

20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law,

from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. You okay? He looks really disheartened. Because he said my girlfriend's fake, and I know I spoke there today. She's real.

I mean, she's real. Fine. We believe you. But you know who isn't real? Spider-Man. Unfortunately. Unfortunately, he's not real. He can't save us.

I just think that like it just looks, is this too much going on on it? It's like there's sand and then there's lightning, you know? Like, I like the first two ones because I like the first one was kind of just, wasn't the first poster? Wasn't it just him? I don't know. It was just Spider-Man. It was like assless chaps or something.

Can I say something? I hate that fucking Iron Spider-Spider. suit so much. Like I really, I really don't like seeing him in it. I don't like that one. I like the original one. I just think it looks fucking stupid. Like I think the gold is completely unnecessary. Absolutely. It's like why is he all blinged out? Like he's like he's fucking Miles Morales. Yeah, it's like he's going to the big dollar or something. It's like it's very, you shouldn't dress like that. The nigger one should dress like that. You should dress normal. What did that reviewer say the, the cool swagger of like a black teenage?

What did he say? Oh, the exaggerated swagger of a black teen. That was fucking amazing. I know in his mind he had no bad intentions in saying that. He was just saying like, you know, like he looks cool. And then everybody was like, you asshole. You can do you see it. But it's such an uncommon thing to say.

Like who says that? It is a bit of. Like to describe. It's just like it's not, I've never heard of before. That's why it's so strange. It is a fucking bizarre thing to say. So Homecoming. him lying down

somewhere in like a building and it shows the entire skyline and it shows the Avengers building I actually like that that looks cool Oh yeah with him lying down in the jacket right? Yeah, I liked that was an all right one

Oh yeah that's right That's right And then Far From Homes is I hate Far From Home a lot Like I really don't like that movie But let's see Actually I forgot to finish it To be honest

Yeah I mean I don't know It kind of all gets redux Far From Home didn't have It didn't matter I'm ruined man Like I can't I'm like to be

like I'm ruined like I'm fucking the Sam Rainy Spider-Man is so charming to me that that fucking that the deviations from it or any of the variations like I'm gonna be I'm gonna

I'll stick up for Andrew Garfield I think it got a raw deal I think Andrew Garfield as a person I'm like I believe he could have been a good Peter Parker I think so too I think he was a good Peter Parker

in the first one like shit I think it was a good movie I think he was a good movie I think he was a good Peter Parker in the first movie I think there were things that didn't really fit too well Like the lizard making the whole world lizard Like that shit was wild I forgot that's what happened until you just said it

But the thing is that that is the lizard You know like that's like if you're gonna put the character And you know that's what he does you know Norman Osborne has sex reminders and fucking kills girls The lizard he tries to make people lizards That's just what happens, you know? That list, dude, I, look, everything about that, even the lizard, like, it's, it's design. I was just like, he's a, he looked like, he looks like DJ from Barney.

That's what he looked like to me. He looked like the green dinosaur from Barney. He really did. He looked exactly like the Gumbas. I know what you're talking about. He looked exactly like the Gumbas from the Mario movie. Yes, yes. Thank you.

Thank you. You're right. It was so stupid. I was just like, I'm so shocked, but I think at least we, I think because of us bullying Sonic, like, I think we'll have good results from here on now. I think at this point, the studios have no more excuse to just shit out some hipster. To me, I just think it's a bunch, it's just hipster shit. Like, you have, you know what these characters look like. Yeah, yeah.

Just like, it's different, it's different for the sake of like just being like, different and cool and unique where it's like you just have it you have a good character design here already just do that like what are you doing yeah um like the thing about the thing about sonic is that sonic had to do it you know that that was that was their last chance you know that movie that movie had a lot writing on it it wasn't as simple as just oh i guess we'll listen i know it's like nintendo nintendo doesn't have to listen to us they literally with their actions tell us suck a dick every time they do something. But Sonic,

Sonic was like, if no one sees this, we're going to have to sell him to Nintendo. Fix it. And they fixed it for him, you know? So that's where I like, it's just weird that like,

I don't think Nintendo would even buy him. I think they would. I don't think they would. I don't think Sonic's valuable enough for Nintendo to actually like offer anything. Also, Nintendo doesn't do that really. They don't really buy anything.

They don't buy anything, but if anyone would scoop up, it would be Nintendo because they would have so much affiliation with it. It wouldn't be them because they're not looking. They don't need to. Do you know how much, dude, do you know how much Switch games sell? Like how much Switch exclusive games sell?

They're not looking for Sonic. They don't need Sonic. If anything, if anything, Microsoft would be like, hey, we'll take you, whatever. Fucking. We'll throw you on to. We buy everything. We'll throw you on to Game Pass or whatever. Fuck you.

We'll throw all of them on Game Passing. Fucking Sonic, I don't know. We'll be the most played game on Xbox for some reason. It might be like, why is X-Ballie? Everyone playing Sonic Unleat. You go on Twitch, it's 20,000 viewers for like six different streamers. Because he's playing Sonic Unleash. Everybody's like, on this game, stick.

So the poster we're talking about, Spider-Man-wise, is this new one that came out on, what is it? November 7th, 2021, for anybody listening. Spider-Man, No Way Home. And it's just Spider-Man, like, on debris. There's, like, Dr. Octopus's tentacles in the foreground. sand in the background, lightning in the background, and the Green Goblin, the Ramey era Green Goblin in the back.

So it's just straight up Willem Defoe, which is sick. But I think it's, I actually think this is a fine poster. I think it's like relatively simple as far as like a lot of the fucking, dude, some of these Marvel posters get fucking retarded. Like it is scary. How stupid. I think the only ones that had like objectively these or good posters were Ragnarra. and then the two Infinity War endgame

those had good posters Those did not they were terrible I think they did I think they just had I feel like they just had all the cast on it It was just like one of those Here's all the cast I think those were great

Civil War had a good poster too actually I don't think any of them had good posters I think I think Civil War had a good poster I think I remember that one because it was like it was almost like Avengers versus X-Men type thing It was literally how it was

Civil War the comic where it had like both of them facing each other Yeah I think that's a I think it's such a generic. That's the Halo 5 Guardian's cover art, literally. That's the Halo 5 Guardian cover. No, it's the Marvel Civil War comic Guardian Art.

No, no, that was the same kind. No, but Halo 5 was out before. What I'm saying is it's a very generic design. It's a very generic thing. Oh, two people opposed each other and they're looking at each other. Big deal. I don't know. It's pretty fucking underwhelming.

But. I think it's good. I think that's a good poster. I think, I don't know. I think this poster's fine. I think the only thing that's weird about it is that Green Goblin is just sort of in the back chilling. I think it's like he's the only one in frame so it makes it look like he's just sort of like it almost looks like he's like wait he's doing his own thing yeah it's like he's doing his own thing it's like hey wait up guys I want to be in the picture but like it's I don't know I feel like it would have made more sense if it was just like a pumpkin bomb or something I don't know

Spider-Man and he just flies out of I think it looks cool but I'm like really partial to that tentacle design like I really love the way those fucking things look yo never mind I just found out that Gohan means rice. So everyone in Dragon Ball's world is food. His name means rice. Isn't there also a guy named rice? His name may be rice. There probably is.

At some point, rice probably shows us. How much food are they going to run out of food? There needs to be a famine in that universe. They're going to start doing vegetables. Let's start doing fruit soon. Cucumber. No, they did. Is there someone named cucumber already? I don't know, man. I wouldn't be surprised at this point. there's come

you have to wait until Goku reveals his ultra deep dick state or whatever the fuck like whatever new transformation he just becomes a phallus he becomes in a rike phallus yeah he becomes a Tetris piece just fucking

zooms across the battlefield God fucking damn it I think this this one looks my my fear my greatest fear from all this Spider-Man stuff is that I think they're gonna pull him to the Sony's Marvel universe That's definitely what they're going to do all this shit

And then maybe have one more movie with Venom or some shit And then it's going to get pulled over To the Sony Marvel universe And that's going to suck because they're going to fumble the bag game Because Sony can't make good movies You're you are right but this is still Here's the thing When I saw that this movie was being made

My immediate thought was all right This is going to be Just a fan service movie This is literally just like it's just going to be end game type deal where it's going to be like, all right, here's fucking Spider-Man on a Pegasus because fucking whatever. Like, who cares? And whatever, I'm all right with it.

It seems to be leaning into it. It seems to understand what it is. I want it to be a good movie, though. That's the thing. I want it to be a good Spider-Man movie because I feel like... But they're not going to be. They haven't been. I feel like out of everything for Spider-Man, like, I don't know.

I love Spider-Man, 2, and 3. I like Spider-Man. I made a Spider-Man one. I really enjoy homecoming. I really like that movie. Far from home, I'm not a big fan of. But I want a movie where they just, they just do my boy justice, you know,

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number.

Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit 4theple.com for an office near you. Like him, like missing a date with MJ. Like, take some of the corn from the Toby McGuire ones and just have someone that can act well. like Toby to play Spider-Man, and that's all it takes. I'm a good Spider-Man movie.

Take some of the camp. I think, look, I love Toby McGuire. I love him. I love him to death. I think he was great in C-Bisket. But I don't think he was a good actor. He is a good actor. It's just a matter of like he's directed by Sam Ramey,

and Sam Ramey has a very specific, he has a very specific tone. Like, have you seen, have you seen brother, what was it, brothers or whatever the fuck? What's that movie with him? Which one? The Four Brothers or whatever? Oh my God.

That's not Sam Ramey. That is not a Sam Ramey movie. No, he's not talking about. No, no, no. He's talking about Toby Mguire. I'm talking about Toby McGuire. Oh, yeah, when he was a guy on a lot. That movie's freaking out, right?

That movie's fucking great. That is a fucking insane performer. And he's a great actor, like, sincerely. It's just like, he's, like, Sam Ramey directs in a way that's very, like, very specifically campy. And it's, like, intentionally, like, in this weird kind of, like, Like he's like, hey, do evil dead, Spider-Man. Yeah, it's evil dead.

And he's like, he's like, they're not even close to the same. Yeah, do it or else you're fired. Fuck face. And then he goes and he gives Bruce Campbell a kiss. Yeah. He goes and makes out their trailer. Sticks his tongue deep into Bruce Campbell's mouth. He's going to go suck my dick.

You better have this done by the time I get back. Toby. Hey, yo, that Netflix's Evil Dead series is fucking great though. It's hilarious, dude. It's pretty good. really fucking funny. Anyway, let's move out of some questions, I guess. Because, uh, I'm gonna let fucking Bruce stick his fucking tongue in my penis.

This better be done by the time I get back. You fucking hear me? We could just, you know, alternatively just calm down. We ain't got no chill in this, real. Put his tongue in my, put your tongue in my cock. You're fucking Sam Rieb. While he has the chainsaw going in the background This is a chainsaw in the background

Just on A lady walks in, she screams and then the camera Like zooms directly into her face In her face He always does that I love it I fucking love it I love it

You can tell he's definitely a very He's definitely a very talented horror director It's just that he's He likes comedy too much To fully commit to it Just being horror because there's so many great horror shots in all of the Evil Dead movies

except for Army of Darkness Army of Darkness. Army of Dark, it was just bananas. That movie was just crazy as shit. The movie's so dumb, but it's charming. I love it. Yeah. There's great horror shots in the Spider-Man trilogy. Really?

Those are, even the third one. Like, I remember, like, specifically, like, the scene where, like... When N.J. comes home. Well, that's a good one, too. But the one specifically where, like, Spider-Man and Venom are fighting on like the rooftop and it's like it gets real quiet and he's like looking around. You hear the screech?

And then like he grabs him like from the underside of his fucking head from the top of the screen. And it's like right out of a horror movie. It's fucking super sick. I love it. I love it. Damn it Eric. Dumbass. Fuck you red.

He just needs to see Spider-Man as a Redorman and he's trying to murder him. Dude, what if they, like, Spider-Man's, like, almost incapacitated and then Red shows up, and they start. Reds comes in, starts saying racist shit about figure people in Vietnam and then starts to try to whoop Eric's ass and Venom can't beat him. Like, he's like, I don't know why I can't beat this guy. I can't lift like 20 tons and I can't beat this white man. That's a white man from the 70s, man. Like, you can't, you can't beat that man. You can't outfight him, bro.

You can't out fight him. He's going to tell us in a few years how much we don't work hard and how we have to pay for Social Security. We can't beat him. He's like, man, he's like, him in the 70s is like, like Arthur Morgan, you know? Like that's like the last Wild West guy. You know, like that's like the last, like the last bastion of hope for that kind of person

was that point in time in the 70s. And he's like, I will not let go of my way of life without destroying you first. Red Foreman Red Foreman is a is a fucking travesty to behold You cannot fight that A monolith of a human bro

He stands for something It may not be good But it's something You know how you know You know he's like really formidable Is that He's bald and small And

It's still very scary It's not like a Ghalem situation You know Red Foreman You know Red scary because Red points he points directly at you. No one that points right at you

is to be played with. Because when you point at someone, you are revealing to everyone else that you're aiming your words at that person. So when he points at you, he knows it's going to be combat afterwards. But he's not afraid of you. He knows he can win. And he knows he's confident

enough to understand that like even though he can telegraph to the whole room. My attention is solely on this person. You can attack me from any angle and you'll probably get the drop on me, I will retaliate in kind and win. I'm not afraid. I've never once been afraid of anything else that's alive. Ever.

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I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan. which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open.

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This ultra-insinct red foreman. This is a dream. This is a dream. I kid you not. Since the fucking trailer, this has been my like I've envisioned this of like red foreman fighting venom because

I swear to God this would be a milestone can you imagine a kid buying action figure a fucking red form of and never even fight each other oh my dude

bro could you imagine if there was a con like if there was a Comic Con was Comic Con around when Spider-Man 3 came out? Yeah, certainly, right? It was? And no one was like, saw Tofer Grace as venom. It was like, yeah, what the fuck are you doing? No, I was like, that's fucking Eric Foreman.

No one says that's literally, it was, that's the whole reason. When we saw that, I remember my peers, like, this just, it, how does this happen? This is one of these, like, failures of society that we allowed red, we allowed, Red Foreman to let his son be Vim I was like Yo Redd, what are you doing? He was in his ass. Put your friend and do what you always say you're going to do.

He walks into his... He walks into his room and he goes, Son, you're not that guy, son. You're not... Now look, some people are bad at him. What do you mean, Pop? What do you mean, Pop? What do you mean, Pop? I love Venom. son I will molest you and hurt you

if you take this role son I have always been rather rough with you but I swear to God if you take this role I'll beat you till you die you will shoot you like the zipper heads and nangh oh my god

that is what he would say that's literally what he would say let's move out of some questions let's run some questions like the zipper heads and nam we can't we can't go on we can't go we can't keep of letting this train go off the track.

We got some questions from our... That is one of the most insane things I've ever heard being sent on this podcast. From our wonderful listeners over at patreon.com slash the snark tank. We appreciate your support. You guys are in tune for a good episode. This has been a really good episode.

This has been a pretty good one. Dumb ass, Eddie Brock. You dumb fuck. You stupid pieces. Come here, Eddie. All right. He's just really violent. Keep going.

Keep going. What's the question? Hold on. I got to settle on one. Who keeps sucking all of my yaks dry, Rodin? I thought that was the question. I was like, what? No, all right.

Listen here, you irredeemable fuck sticks. This is a serious question that requires a massive amount of knowledge and insight. Do bad blow jobs exist? Some friends of mine say all blow jobs. good, but I disagree. Of course, friends are fucking absolutely insane.

What the fuck are you talking about? Bro, even good blow jobs are not amazing, but then amazing ones are unbelievable. All right, well, I disagree with you on there. I've had bad blow jobs, fine blow jobs, good blow jobs, and an insane blow jobs. I'm going to say something that might be controversial. He doesn't like him at all.

I think, yeah. Yeah. You've had bad ones, that's why. Well, I mean, I mean, yeah, you have, I would say you probably not had, yeah, I agree. The thing is, though, people not liking us, go ahead, sorry. No, well, the thing is though, it's like, I would believe that, but statistically it seems impossible that that's, that that's the case, you know, because.

Like, all of them are good? No, I mean, it's statistically, like, what do you mean? What I'm saying is, how do I put this? Like, by now, you should have had at least a good one. Yeah, like, by now, like, based on sheer mathematics and the sheer number. Like I by now there should be at least one I think the first one like literally the first one I had was like whoa And then after that it was like I'd rather be doing literally everything else that we could be doing You know what I mean like it's just like for me for me was idea like I

I know that there like I know there's no woman that give me a hand job better than I give myself a handjob right I understand that's well that's that's undebatable Undamated. I understand that there's no woman I can do that. Well, it's just like a chick can fucking make herself come faster than any fucking dude. Yeah. I disagree. I disagree.

I know you disagree, but I don't care they to disagree. She knows her body the most, and she will make herself come the quickest. But, like, when it comes to blowjo, I just thought that,

oh, people are just bad at giving blow jobs. And then eventually I had a really good blow job. And I was like, wow, look at that. And then I had an amazing one. And I was like,

oh, that's unbelievable. Unbelievable. But like, they're not, they're far and you got to, you have to be like, you got to be predisposed to that talent to be able to do that. I feel like there's just no way. Like there's a gift you have to have. I feel like in my experience, the majority of people just don't know what the fuck they're

doing. They don't know what the fuck they're doing. I'd rather you just, I'd rather you just. A completely different experience than you. Really? Yeah, absolutely. In that realm specifically. In that realm specifically where it's like, listen, let's do something else.

Let's do something else, like for real. I completely, because there is the, I'm telling you, I've, I've had one that where there was no suction. So that, that's how bad it was. Like they didn't even understand the concept. Yeah, they didn't understand the concept of why it's called a, you know, blow job, kind of like a blow pop, I guess. They didn't understand the concept. And I was like, I don't, whistling on your penis? Whistling?

It was, it. Yeah, she was fucking singing the high ho song by those fucking dumb-ass dwarves. And I was just like, I'm not, I'm not with it. You can't say dwarves. You can't say dwarves anymore. But they're literally dwarves. They're not. I'm not talking about, no, I'm saying like, it's just not something you can say anymore.

It's like not correct. What are you fucking Demi Lovado now? Are you fucking Demi Levito? I'm just letting you know. You can't say alien or dwarves? Dwarves exist, but in the context we're talking about. We're talking about, like, proper, like, mythical. No, I understand.

but you can't say that word. I'll say it again. I'll keep saying. Okay, Demi. The correct term is Dwibbitt. Dwibit. You're kidding. That sounds worse.

That sounds way worse. What is you talking about? Dwibit is a competition. What are you talking about? What is that even from? Is this a real thing that you've heard before? Yes. This is real.

Oh, that's awful. Dwibit. I know what that was. So, no, here, like, I didn't know. I didn't know. I don't think that's a thing. thing but like Veronica said it to me and I couldn't stop fucking laughing because it's such a good wibbit is such a funny fucking word man that is a great

word Chris can you reveal our word we made on the twist the do no no no no no no no can't use that one let's not it's a we we developed a non-sler but it's pretty damn close so all right you know what I'm gonna say it because I don't think we're the first people to come up with this so So the word, and I need to be very clear, I'm going to enunciate very clearly. What's happening? So this is a word that me and Chris made up in our apartment. He was like, oh, this would be really fun if you said this.

It's a, it's a word that sounds more offensive than it is because it doesn't mean anything and therefore isn't offensive. The word is figurenagget. And. I mean, I think people know what, what, of course. It's like, it's like saying Dagnamet. Oh yeah, Dagnavett. I remember hearing that when I was a kid and being like, the fuck. Nagnabit, wait.

Yeah, it's like saying Dagnappin instead of God damn it. Yeah, or like dadgummit or whatever the fuck. Yeah, some stupid shit where I'm like, just say the fucking word. You already put the idea in my head. I know, let's say the word. But that's what's so insidious. It's worse. No, Casey.

That's what's so insidious about it is that like we didn't say it, but now you're thinking the word that we didn't say. And it's like it's making you a worse person. You're making, yeah. Victim blamer. God damn. We're scum. I'm scum. Anyway, bad blow jobs absolutely exist.

If you're in school, if you're in school, test it out, I want you to say figure nag it to your teacher and see what happens. Yeah, definitely don't do that. Definitely do not listen to that advice. I don't want to get in trouble. I'm going to defer to the wisdom. of Kyle here. Kyle Kyle,

work your wizardry on this fucking conversation. Hey, just put in Minecraft after everything. Bad blow jobs. Bad blow jobs

They exist. They definitely exist. Look, I want to clarify that. I want to say one thing. This is probably that person, whoever that said

that there's no such thing. It's a bad one. He's probably referring to the sensation of a mouth being on a penis where it's like,

there will be some good sensation. Just like if a chick was rough, rubbing your dick. There's going to be sensation. I think maybe that's what they're referring to. But that's not a blowjob, just putting a mouth on a dick. There has to, there's a technique to it.

It's like pizza to be where it's like, you know, there's bad pizza. But like, for the most part, you're not necessarily going to complain. Like, even if it's like dominoes or like whatever, Papa Johns or whatever, it's like, yeah, it's not the best pizza. Oh, hey. Hey. Dude, I inhaled. Hey. Hey.

Hey, yay. I inhaled a fucking, I inhaled an entire like eight slice. Like, I'm feeling like really out of sorts right now. Really? Yeah. I feel real sick. This New York pizza place. That looks pretty, that looks pretty authentic to be, to be honest.

It's fucking. So I went to New York. I've had some pieces so I can actually compare it because otherwise I'd be lost. But I was like, I was thinking, I was like, these New York niggas would actually like this. It's good. It looks good. It does look good. There's no New York pizza I can get anywhere around here. Please don't show me this guys. I'm just sad. What do you mean? Like, oh yeah, you're in, oh yeah, that's right. You're in fucking Nevada. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm in the Vegas. Damn, you found that pizza in Nevada? Yeah, it's just, uh, uh, Rocco's New York pizza or whatever. And I saw a guy

he responded to my Instagram and he immediately recognizes. So I guess it must be a popular place. That's pretty, what the fuck what you're doing in Vegas? That's pretty cool Because that looks right Like the aesthetic of it looks like That looks like a properly like good piece of pizza Yeah And there was a tag under it saying like

Taste the difference So I guess they're kind of like challenging You motherfuckers Like you would walk up to it And see that sign and be like You know And then you would go in and be like All right I get it

No man I wish I wish everybody had What we have here Right You know like it's not like It's not like I'm like bad at like Ooh these people can't fucking have They're not allowed to have good pizza

No I want you to so I can go there and enjoy myself. Yeah. But no, I guess what I'm saying is that, uh, you see it and you automatically scoff at the idea that like it's probably going to be shit. Right. And not like you don't want it to be shit. I know, I know what you mean. Yeah. That does look. I just wish I could have good pizza. I just can't have good pizza. I'm just, I'm just out of loop. I'm getting to the point that I just don't want pizza anymore. I'm like, I'm not going to have good pizza here. I'm fine with that. Yeah. What do you think of that mall pizza's sparrows?

Rearro is terrible I just want to get your fucking take on it I don't know Samarov is not Now I know Look I I just

I need to I assumed But I needed confirmation Is it from the office You're like Oh my favorite pizza Sabaro's My favorite

New York In New York I've No I've never heard that before You went to Sabarros in New York Dude That was a

That was a good bit That made me laugh when I was watching the office which was a long fucking time ago Jesus Christ remember when they had Will Ferrell in there for no reason That was weird He was on that show

Yeah It was very bizarre I don't know He was like a few episodes And so was Idris Alba Oh wow What the fuck On the British one or the regular one

No the regular one He was on a regular series Oh He was on a fucking few episodes He was he was one of the superintendents And he was like Michael You can't do anything right What the fuck

Why are you in charge Was you like Speaking in a American or was you like, I don't know, bro. He was British. Oh, interesting. No, he doesn't talk like that. He actually talks like a human. Yeah, let's fire some of these off, man. We don't answer enough questions. Yeah, let's go ahead.

Buttered beer or no, no, buttered butter wrote in. He says, hello, you three thirsty thieves. What is a co-op game that you've played that best encourages cooperation? It seems like most co-op or team-based games lead to inviting and people refusing to work as a team.

For me, I feel like Steve Thieves does that cooperation very well. And I'm interested to see what you. you guys think. And we got a couple of questions about co-op games specifically, which is like a little bit interesting. I see if these is a great one. I sometimes I, you know what, I have a different take on a lot of co-op games from what people typically tell me when games are designed like for co-op, a lot of people usually say like, man, if I play with like say the AI instead of playing with somebody to co-op with me, if there is something like that, they say it's usually a lot harder or annoying, but I usually have a different experience.

Usually my experience is the co-op person is a fucking retard And then we just can't coordinate Where the AI just does shit It's programmed to do what is supposed to do Let me I'll give you the big example So Resident Evil 5 is made for co-op right Like it wants you to play with somebody else Some people are dog shit at shooting

And one of when a really important When you're on the marshlands And a really important for the person that's shooting There's one person driving the boat And one person's shooting It's really important for someone to have good aim There's a fucking red dog got on it.

Alligator, right? It's the alligator, right? Well, it's not the alligator. It's just when you're, because there, you need to open the gates and stuff. Yeah. You're on the speedboating, in the Marshalands. And then there's people that are just like, I've played with people that like, I'm like, dude, I can't play with you.

You suck. We need a switch. Or I just do the AI. They always fucking hit their target. I'm just like, for me. I don't know. I'm just saying. For me, Resio 5, like that's a game that I played into the floor.

I played that game and me and my best friend got so good. at that game to the point that we would skip cutscenes. You can skip whole like phases of fights. There was one time in the game where you fight Wesker and he like falls down. You got to give him the needle. And we counted. He was on the floor for 20 minutes. He didn't get back up.

The character was just lying down on the ground. So like, yeah, like he just wouldn't get back up. Like we did so much damage to him because he wouldn't give him the shot. We just keep hurting him. We would shoot a rocket at him. He would catch it. And then we would shoot a rocket at him. He'd both blow up on him.

Somehow it doesn't explode his face. We kept doing that. So, like, for me... Yeah, but yeah, you guys go. Like, I play, I play, like, the strikes and destiny. And I play, like, like, what do they call it? What strikes, dungeons and raids. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals,

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It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

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Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. And like, if you don't work together in the raids, you're going to have a really bad time. I've been the person that's fucked up in the raids, and I've also seen people fuck up really bad. And bro, they get verbally, assaulted. They gave verb like remember when me, you

Justin, uh, whiskey, Jalen, Paul were all trying to do the last wish and we kept fucking up and the way we descended into madness, just insulting each other. It was, it got really fucking heated. I was like, I remember, I remember

sitting like we wiped uh, I think for the, I think the fourth time. I remember like I put the controller down and I like breathe to myself and I was like, I don't want to say mean things to my friends. I love my friend. So like I remember being like I have to stop. I have to like, I had to meditate for a second because it was like frustrating. It's so aggravated. I don't know. That's that's really hardcore competitive stuff though or

like cooperative stuff like raiding and shit. Like that's not casual like co-op. You're not going to be like hey wife. Sure. You know, let's just let's raid. Could you imagine playing a game like that with your wife? I can't even fathom that. I That's crazy. Like, yeah, well, you want to get divorced?

What the fuck is that? Like, imagine, like, imagine joining a smash tournament with your fucking wife. Like me and Lily join a smash tournament together.

And she fucks up when we lose. And I'm just like, yo, you're so fucking stupid. Dumbass. You're so dumb. You lost me money,

you idiot. You know, he lost me money. You paid to Kirby, you bitch, you stupid, soft-headed bitch. Kirby?

I said, go cloud. I'll go fucking Sephora. We got them. You dumbass picked fucking King Dini. You dickhead. You fucking junk. I don't know, man.

I will say, see if thieves is a great one. But, because see if these is like, there's no real objective. It's just sort of like, it's more of a simulator than anything. So you can really have a lot of fun. I think, I think GT online can be fun if you, if you're, but that's more like if you decide to make your own fucking, you know. avoid all the gang violence and on the bullshit. Yeah, yeah, all the gang violence, all the aliens abducting people.

Yo, I got to get on that shit because I haven't played online in four years. I have genuinely been thinking. So I've been thinking about like downloading GTA online and just sort of like streaming it. Because I feel like it'd be a lot of fun like sincerely. But I also don't know if I have, I don't know, there's something about it. It's so daunting jumping back in. It's such an old game. You know, I don't know what the fuck I'm supposed to do.

Dude, four years. I have, like, the amount of patches and shit that have been, I'm just like, I'm lost. There's flying cars now. There are flying cars. Every time. Oh, yeah, everyone's just flying around. I'm like, okay. I played Red Dead recently online.

I started playing Red Dead online because I was like, I'm just going to try it out. And bro, there is nothing, bro. Someone had like one of the perfect horses. I grabbed him, hog tied him, dragged him, dragged him. dragged him into a field, got his horse, brought his horse there, killed his horse in front of him, and then I killed him. And I was, dude, it's, I felt, I could have just stole the horse. And I probably should have just stole the horse. But I, it felt unbelievable. Because he was just, was he, was he talking through, through the voice comms? He was just like, I can just hear, not in here, I didn't hear him. I had to meet him obviously. I don't, like him talk to people.

But like, I can just feel his anger. I can just feel him. I can feel him being like, yo, bro, what the fuck are you doing, man? And I blew the horse his brains out. And then I dragged him into a pond and he just tied up. He died. It was so perfect. You're a fucking, you're a broken person.

It's so perfect. Bro, it's something magic. about doing that. It's something like, wow, I'm the worst. The reason I brought that up is because I think it'd be hilarious if we all streamed, like did like a snark tank stream of like GTA online or like something like that, just some absurd shit.

That'd be pretty funny. That'd be pretty great. I'm done because I was just telling you off, before we started recording, I just watched that GTA documentary like throughout the whole history. Yeah. And it really got me interested. That was just last night. And I'm like, damn, I think I'm going to fucking re-download that shit.

Because I got it for free on Epic. So I was just like, might as well just jump in that bullshit. Yeah, that's right. I think I have it for Free on Epic too. I got to check that. I mean, I have for PS5. I have for pretty much everything. I'm pretty sure.

I just never played it. Yeah, the last time I played it was I don't think. Wait, no, I did. I streamed it once. I streamed it once. And I put some dumb shit on it. And that was it. But I didn't play online.

So it's been literally, 2017 is the last time I play online, so I'm kind of like, oh shit, what's going to happen? Dude, the last time I played online, it was 2013, so. It's been a fucking man. I played it launched on Xbox 360 with eyeblind. I remember, like, I was still like, oh, man, that, that's, I was like two years out of college. Not even, I think I got out of college that year. It's fucking crazy.

The fuck. Yeah, I remember because that was the same year, uh, Bioscar Giffin came out. I remember. But if you're looking for, he was squirming, bro. But if you're looking for a good. Co-op game. If you're looking for a good co-op game, genuinely, unironically, it takes two is amazing. Good game. Genuinely, like, a way better game than I was anticipating. Yo, you know, we should play? We should stream Mario Party online.

I will get upset. Look, how about this? How about this? Let's do Mario Party and I'll force Lily to play. Okay. You know, you know she gets angry than you do. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. So, that's worse her to play. That would make it worse.

You guys can see the dissent, bro. I've never seen anyone get that mad at a video game in my life, bro. The issue is, I don't own Mario Party, but we'll sort it out. Just buy it. I'll send you money to buy it, bro. All right, I mean, if you're going to pay for it, I'll buy it, whatever, fucking whatever. But let's move on. If tomboy sweat was a type of beverage, I'd order several barrels, rodent.

He says, hello Steve Raygun and friends. He says, what moments in video games, comics, TV shows that have made you cry or at least got you emotional? For me, it was that last part in Red Dead Redemption 2. Hey, look at that. We were just talking about it. Before the epilogue. I don't want to spoil it. But since you've already finished it, you probably know what I'm talking about.

I got angry. I was mad because I just like, I just got mad because I'm just like, that's not what I wanted. That's not what I wanted to happen. You know what I mean? Like, I'm so, I can't control this. Yeah, I'm not going to say anything. Yeah. Ooh, boy.

That was a rough one. It's really sad. What else? Ooh, fucking the Walking Dead, bro. Walking Dead, the first one. Oh, yeah.

God. That shit hurts, bro. That shit hurts to this day. That shit, I was like, not only was I choked up, there was actual tears.

I was like, what the fuck? Cellshade is making me cry. Like, this fucking bullshit is making me cry. That whole ending, that whole last chapter is such a fucking hard journey. It's already, as affecting me thinking about.

I'm thinking about it right now and I feel sad. Spoiler alert, but if you haven't played Last of Us, if you haven't played Last of Us, if you haven't played Walking Dead, yet it's been a long time. I don't feel bad. I kind of like, it's disrespect. No, let's give them a chance. Okay.

Spoiler alert. Because, no, hold on, hold on. Because this could be maybe some people, this is an old game. There's chances that people who like are listening to this podcast weren't even like paying attention to video games when that was out. They might not even know about it. I do think, I will say, I do think it's worth playing the first, the first season.

Yeah. That's it though. You will go on though. The final season, the final season's crazy too. I didn't, I didn't, really. I didn't actually, I didn't play. Yeah, the final season's really crazy too. I bought it and I never played it.

The final one is crazy. Clementine's a fucking gee, bro. That's my home girl. I really, the first, I feel like you'll at least play the second one just because you want to know what the fuck happened after the first. But yeah, the first is so fucking So well done It's genuinely really good Heartrightly, bro

The music is so fucking tear jerking Like god damn The the music The what is it called? The theme music or theme music or whatever Yeah The menu, what do you call it? The menu music

There's a menu music, whatever I feel like there's something else I'm supposed to say, but who cares But yeah, it's so nice And it plays throughout the game And yeah I hope that there's people That haven't played it that want to play it

Because it's great It is really good. Lee is goaded, man. It's hard to find... I'm searching my mind for a point in a game. I will say, when I found out that you could make Götank's fat by fusing wrong in Budakai 3,

I damn near choked up, man. That was like one of the most beautiful. It was tears of beauty, though. It wasn't sad. I can name a few. I can name a few. So is it just video games? The ending of Dragon Age origin made me cry.

of course. I was really sad. Because everything fucking falls apart. Everything goes right and they do Dragon Age 2. That made me really sad. I didn't feel that way. Interesting. Obviously Final Fantasy Crisis Corps made me cry.

Red Dead Red Dead Redemption. It's pretty gay. There's a Spider-Man comic called Craven's Last Hunt. It's like a very famous Spider-Man comic that at the end of the comic, Craven kills himself in front of Peter Parker. That comic, fucking was like what the hell and then there's another comic

where lizard eats his son the lizard eats his fucking kid bro and it's really fucked up because was it like as him like human form it was as lizard he goes Peter goes home afterwards

and he starts crying to freak Aunt May and he's like Aunt May why do bad things happen like why do bad things happen so because you're a bitch Peter because you're a You didn't save anybody. You didn't save Ben, you pussy.

But that comic made me cry because it was just like the condition of Peter after that interaction was so fuck because he got there and he saw what was left of a little boy. Oh my God. Yeah. There's a couple. With the question just games or I heard of winning. It could be anything. Right now with Ramtruck's declaration of deals, well qualified current FCA lessees, get a low mileage lease on the

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one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and Our army grows, so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

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Anything? Yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, like, media-wise. Like, he said video games, comics, TVs, whatever. So I assume movies also. Oh, okay. Movies, there's a lot of them. There's a, one of the, it's not even a sad moment.

It's just such a, like, inspirational, touching. Touching is the word I'm looking for. Right, right, right. What's the movie? Life of Pie. I think it came on, like, 2013 or something. I love that movie.

I never saw that one. That movie is, that, like, I probably said this before. The 2013 was, like, a really hard. year for me. And I was going through like a few months of like bad depression and that movie was like the best antidepressant I've ever

I would, anyone that's feeling down should watch Life a Pie. It's a fucking great antidepressant. It's that like touching. It just, it's, you cannot you can't help but feel good after you're done watching it. It's such a good movie. I think I think that's really good. It won a bunch of like stupid Oscar shit but I just think it was a fucking fantastic movie in general.

That's one of the best movies that helps you deal because I read some of the book and I couldn't finish because it was kind of long but that was one of the best movies that help you deal with understanding your place

in the universe. Like that movie really gave me a solid understanding of like I'm here and that's fine and I love it. It's a really, really, really good film. So good.

I'll put it on my list. I've been trying to like watch movies. What movie? Because people have been giving me shit about it. I just, just watched, like, recently I watched something, like, I've been watching a bunch of Mads Meckleson movies because I've been playing Death Stranding and he like pops up in that

game and I was like, I'm curious about this guy, so I've been watching a much of his, he's, he's like a foreign actor a lot in a lot of like different actors like that. He was, what's the James Bond movie he was in Mads Mickelson? Fuck. Was it quantum? A sky. Or the Sky. The sky one, right? It might have been Skyfall.

It's this one, too. He's in this one as well. Is he really? I think so. Mads Mickelson, Bond. No, he dies in Skyfall, doesn't he? Casino Royale Casino Royale Was that the first one?

That was the first one Yeah I think that was the first one with Daniel Craig With Craig. Bro, you know that's That movie came on 06 dude Yeah, 2006

Oh, it did it? What? Yes, it did. He's been doing one for 15 years, bro. Bro, but wasn't the like second, wait, wait, wait, so it was Casino Real was Skyfall the second one? No, Quantum of Salas

Was the second one. Okay, that makes sense because I was like, wait a minute That one came out way later I was like, what the fuck happened? And the Skyfall came out And there was one more And then there's the one now

But he's been he's been bond for 15 years Bro, it's crazy The weird thing is I don't give a fuck It's a weird thing that like I like spy thriller type shit But for some reason With all the rave and everything that says

Like all this shit's dope I don't know I just can't I can't get into it I can't really get into Bond either I like it I mean I watch the ones with the Pierce Bronson or whatever Because you know

I've seen damn near every American James Bond movie Like I love my grandma loves James Bond Because she loved Roger Moore She was a huge fan of Roger Moore And did you like the Scottish racist No that's what you call it That's Sean Connery That's Connery

Roger Moore was the first one Was the first James Bond I understand I understand So I watched like almost all of them And it's weird because that's like That's a series that I don't talk about loving ever. I've seen so much James Bond content in my life. It's ridiculous. I've seen,

you know, it's hilarious is that like the most I've seen of James Bond, it was in the golden eye video game. Like, I have not sat. I have not, I have not sat through an entire James Bond movie ever. Like, I don't think I've sat through more than like five minutes of James Bond content. I've seen some, but like I don't really remember scenes. Um, I think also because, uh, Mission Impossible was so much better to me. Like, there was, that shit was going on around the same time. Yeah. And I was like, yo, Mission Impossible is fucking dope.

Like, this, this, uh, sophisticated, suave bitch doesn't, like, it doesn't appeal to a kid. Like, I didn't, like, I didn't care about being that guy. I, I, I, I, I kind of agree. I think it's because, because, uh, the freaking Mission Impossible is just action. It was like, oh, it's crazy. The time who was going to almost kill himself doing something else. Exactly. That's why he was so good. He's going to almost die.

Bro, he does all his stunts, and you can tell. You can tell when he's not, like, strapped up. You can see him, like, release the tension of his body, and he de-ages, like, four years because of how often he puts himself in, like, mortal danger. That Scientology shit is. He has, he has the Grim Reaper on, like, speed dial, and he just calls him every day to taunt him about the fact that he's just, like,

you can't fucking get me. me and there's no reason why you couldn't because I constantly give myself to you and you fail you fail every time you're stupid you're stupid and he's like god damn it tom cruise i'm gonna get you one day bitch nigger I'm gonna get you'll fuck up one day and you ain't gonna see see you know any of those niggas you're gonna die you're gonna stop existing yeah Tom cruise is never gonna die right now with ram trucks declaration of deals well qualified current fca lessees get a low mileage lease on the 2026 RAM 55 300 Big Horn crew cab for $3.69 a month for 39 months with $4,099 due at signing.

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365.

Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. Unlike, you know, breaking news. Dr. Drew died while we were recording.

Oh, my God. You know what's wild about that, by the way? It's about time. You know what's wild about that. I don't know if I'm... He finally died. Wait, wait, hold on. I don't know if I'm allowed to say this.

Yeah, you're. No, no, for real. I'll be anonymous about it. But there's a person that we all know who was recently... Who recently met Dr. Drew. And they told me about it. And I said, that's hilarious. We always joke about him being dead.

and the person that I told this to said that they would tell him that we joke about it being dead Lord Shacks's shoulder pads and he says hello chicken spice chicken with rice and chicken that's cooked just right I've started listening to MF Doom recently and got really sad that I didn't know about him

until he died what artist or musician that's yeah it's interesting what artist or musician have you not listened to until after they pass. Much love and thanks for the laughs. That's an interesting question. Yeah, I never thought. I've never thought about this.

Although I guess just by mathematics, I mean... Mozart, I guess. Like a lot, yeah, yeah. That's kind of what I was thinking. Yeah, when you think about like classic like stuff, very true. Man.

How about somebody that you listen to like on rotation that you didn't listen to after they pass? Yeah, that you like became aware of them. After they pass. or something. I will say, I'll say this,

what's her name? Amy Winehouse, I did not listen to at all. I agree. Because it just wasn't my, like when I was, especially when I was that young, I was like the fuck.

Like, I don't know. I don't even know what I like yet, but I feel like it's not, I feel like it's probably not this. And then, you know, that happened. And then like years later, it was like years later. Like that I was like,

all right, let me delve into this because this person keeps getting kind of brought up like in a context that I feel like I should know about him and I went back and through like I listened through the discography and it's pretty fucking good and it's kind of crazy

I think she was one of the best like best singers ever I think she was like actually like truly an unbelievably talented singer she was definitely unbelievably talented for sure it's unfortunate that she died and she got that 27 curse dude

that show was fucked up yeah 27 that's weird that that that's That's a eerie one. Like you got to... I think it has to be acknowledged. You know what I mean? It's kind of weird

that why that specific age... What's going on here? I don't know. I hope. I hope. I mean, I'm 27 now. I'm not even trying to die. I'm 27. Well, I mean, you're not a famous, like, artist.

Not yet. Not yet. Well, you have... How many months you have left? Like fucking seven. Well, you better get cracking if you want to die. I got one. So you better. Well, I mean, you, yeah, you just got to have like one major hit that appears on the charts.

If you get on the billboard and then like put out a hit right now, Chris. Yeah, right now. And then you have a, yeah, you have a month. Like somebody will just so fucking, I don't know. Let's cover. Let's just cover a Travis Scott song. That is so fucked up. I thought about doing like a parody of that like, you know that bullshit I was saying earlier.

I was thinking I was like, should I just like release an entire one about his fans getting trampled to death? Oh my God, probably not fucking terrible. I'm going to call it uh-oh mode. I really wanted to fucking like a oh my god. Opsie mode or something like that. Uh-oh mode. Oh my God. Kill these kids.

That's the name of the episode. Uh-oh. The fucking phrase, uh-oh is so disrespectful. I hate that people say it's something about that's so stupid. Uh-oh. Like, I just fucking, it sounds patronizing that I'm mad. Like you, it's like, fuck you, you dumb bitch. You just fuck sign up.

You're going to tell me, oopsie, my bad. Uh-oh. It's like, that doesn't, oh my God. Yeah, that's pretty silly. I can't really think of an answer to the question I it's a very specific question It might not have an answer Yeah

The thing I only come close There was a rapper name Idea Like an amazing fucking Freestyleer And he died like Mid 2010s or 2000 I forgot something like that

My friend was really in the idea And then so I found out about him through that But I don't really listen to ideas So I can I was just like oh this guy is crazy talented he's probably one of the best fucking um Like underground Freestyleers like that you've never heard of and then but I don't really listen to him so I don't see like even that so yeah yeah Yeah, yeah it's a very it's a very specific circumstance so like Because I listen to I listen to I listen to like doom I listen to them is do my whole life like I don't listen to him much anymore

Listen to him a lot growing up you know yeah and then I mean adults swim I they found him through adults I personally discovered him through the best one I knew him because of the fact that he was um he's a real big he's a comic book nerd like every black man that made hip hop in the 90s a huge big fan of comic books so I knew about him because he called himself the mad villain and his moniker was Dr. Doom. Yeah it was like a Doom mask on so that's why I was like oh I know I like this guy he looks like Dr. Doom. Dr. Doom is really cool but I don't I don't know

because I would say I listened to Mac Miller years before he passed away to Oh yeah, yeah There were a lot of people who like after Michael Jackson died suddenly Like became like Really? Huh? I think a lot of people liked Michael

And they didn't talk about it Because all the shit I was in tandem with him Well, no, I'm talking about specifically Because that happened when we were in high school And there were like people in our high school Who certainly weren't listening to Michael You know what I mean? Like Michael Jackson was ancient history

By the time that we were in high school Nobody was listening to Michael Jackson And really thinking anything of him Like in any real way He had respect in the adult world, I guess. But, like, people in high school didn't give a shit about that. And everybody was like, we would make jokes. Like, I remember being around.

Like, we had jokes about that washed up fucking 80s guy who fucking touched all those fucking kids. And then suddenly he died and it was like, oh, a thriller was so immaculate. Oh. And it's like, suddenly everybody was like a massive fan. I'm like, Yeah, that's a good point.

Am I out of pocket for saying thriller itself is not a really great song? It's overplayed for sure. Like, I am at a point right now, like, personally, where, like, I can't listen to a single Michael Jackson thong. I can't listen to a single Michael Jackson song and think that it's a good song. Really? Yeah, because it's a stereotypical Michael Jackson song to me. Like, I just, I've heard it so many times. I'm just kind of over it.

Like it sounds like fake music to me. Okay, okay. I guess. I'll give it to you. Like if I could hear, I can hear the chain every single day of my life and I could admit that that is still one of the best songs ever made. Like I, my brain is like, oh, this is a great.

I don't even know if I would agree that it's one of the best songs. I love it, but I would say definitely is one of the best songs to me. I die on that hill. I think he has, I think some of his hits, I think the, and I'm not trying to be like a hipster, but I really do think like some of his, lesser known hits are a lot better. Like, even that song, I mean, I don't know why the music video freak me out,

but that song, like, leave me alone or whatever. And he's like, it's like a theme park. That shit freak me. I don't know what it was. There was something weird about it that I'm like, what is happening here? My favorite song by Michael's off the wall. I love that song. I think that song's amazing.

I love, I love the song. And I think it's like, he has a lot of good. I think he has a lot of music. And I think as of an artist, other than Drake, He has the most hits as an artist. But I think all of his music is just good. I think it's just like overall great music. He doesn't have,

I don't think his music's bad. I mean like Billy Jean, actually, I love that song. I'm not a lot. Actually, I really like that song a lot. That's one of those songs that comes on

that I won't change. Like, if it came on or something, I wouldn't change it. If Thriller came on, I'd be like, okay, whatever, I'm fucking care.

If smooth criminal, I'm a big fan, but I actually like the alien Ampharm version a lot better. Actually, fucking out, I'd rather listen to that shit. No, like, no shit. I have heard smooth criminal. Hope you get punched in the face.

I hate you. I've heard that song. I don't give a fuck, man. I have heard smooth criminal so much. Dude, my family was so, like, I'm telling you, I, I've seen all the DVDs. I've seen fucking him doing Man in the Mirror live and people are passing out. It, like, literally, it looked like a Travis, uh, fucking Brown, Travis Brown. A Travis got, like, I say Travis Brown is in the May,

No, it's an MMA fighter. He used to, he's married to Ronner Rousey. But like, that's what it literally looked like. The people would just be passing out in droves. Yeah. Because they're so, and I'm like, this song's fucking, I'm like, all right, whatever. But yeah, he has a later song called Earth Song where it's like super fucking hippie environment. But that song is fucking, I was like, I think I can turn this into a metal song.

It's so good. Yeah, it's just fucking epic. Yeah. I don't know. I just, I hear it. I hear things like beat it and like bad and I'm just like... I love everything he's made. It just doesn't sound.

I love beat. I love Eddie Van Halen fucking playing the... That shit. No, no, no, no. You have no reason to be there. That's a blue my mind. There's aspect. Like, I think the guitar part of...

Yeah. It's incredible. But it's just like, I don't know, like the songs themselves to me. I've heard them so many times that like I, they're almost not songs. anymore. It's like they're memes almost. They feel like memes. I've heard them. I understand. I think that's what possible. I really do.

I understand. I understand. You've heard them so many times. You're like, okay, I get it. Yeah, but also, like, let's put it this way. In your current musical rotation is Michael Jackson there. Zero. Zero Michael Jackson. Exactly. Like, I have my Spotify. My Spotify playlist has has no, none. None at all. None that I can think of. Yeah. Um, that's what I mean.

Yeah, they don't, yeah, they don't affect me on that level. It's just when I hear them, I'm like, oh, yeah, good song. Like, I was watching his original drummer play, like, some of his old hits. I was like, oh, that's cool. I'm like, yeah, this song's pretty good, but still didn't make me want to put it on my Spotify. Like my girlfriend loves Michael. She loves pretty young thing. She loves that song.

And I like that song a lot, too, but she loves it. And like, last year, we listened to it all the time. And I was like, I'm okay with this. I am, because she has a sense of my fucking, like, ghetto ass, like, New York rap. And I'm like, you know what? I'll give her a chance to have some music. Because, like, I listen to, like, Griselda instinct, which is, like, if, imagine Lily is not the person.

She's, like, Animal Crossing. Like, I like flowers and stuff. And I'm listening to music about people getting shy in the face by drug dealers. So she deserves to listen to that song. But, yeah, yeah. I love Michael. I think he makes, I mean, he's made hit after after hit and I think his music.

I ain't taken enough to that shit. His music is immortalized. Like, I think people, because I think, like, people say that Drake, Drake has surpassed Michael in numbers.

But the thing about Drake is that Drake's songs are not memorable. Like, I know a bunch of people that are like, Drake songs are fucking terrible. I don't, I think Drake is good at singing. I think he's a horrible rapper. I hate him rapping.

I wouldn't even think he's, I don't think he's a good either. I think, I think he sounds good. I think he sounds like, I think he sounds a lot better than me, and I think I'm an okay singer. Well, I think the, you know, the big thing that Drake has over Michael is that he's not dead. Also, he's not dead. He's young, and, like, these kids think the worst fucking music's good.

Yeah. Like, they think, like, I hear Drake rap, and he sounds like he's always complaining to me. That's what his voice sounds like to me. He's like, ah, something's wrong. nah nah nah nah not like it's nasely in a way that I feel like he's nagging and I'm like I can't get into this shit what the fuck is this I hear him sing I hear like hold on we're going home and I'm like that's a fucking bop right there that's like that's like cocaine 80 shit I love it

and I'm like just do that forever my thing is I just think that Drake's music is forgettable that it is very very very forgettable I only remember hold on we're going home uh started from the bottom um that some of the ones on like take care where there were some good hits on there

like I would consider myself a big Drake fan I am a fan of Drake and I bump a Drake every now and then you know but I have not met a Drake fan that knows more Drake music than I do

and I'm not even a big fan of it I'm just like they're like name me five songs off take care and no one can do that I can do that but no one knows can people also consume music

very differently now or they don't really like consume them album wise they just sort of like listen to shit on Spotify now or like that's true I feel like that's very in between

Because I feel like that is true, but then there's those people that the whole entire discography is the same time. I understand. Well, you, but what I'm saying is, like, you can listen to a whole discography even now as, like, a younger person and, like, a younger generation and still not necessarily associate songs with albums because you're just listening to them in, like, one swoop and not in sequence or, like, you know, like, if somebody joins, if somebody, like, starts paying attention to music now and they listen to all of Drake's discography, they might have listened to every song on Take Care, and they still probably wouldn't be able to tell you. what songs are on take care because they're not thinking about it that way. They're just sort of thinking like, oh, it's Drake. My name is Drake. Because I have family members

who are like a little bit younger who like are like, I guess they were like going through some of my older music, right? Because I left a bunch of CDs here. And they were, they didn't even like go through the CDs because they didn't know how to do it. They were just like, oh, Green Day. And then they looked up Green Day or whatever.

And I was like, oh, what do you listen to you? It was like, oh, Green Day is like, oh, what's, like, what's the, what'd you listen to? I was like, oh, I don't know. I was like, what do you mean? You don't know? You don't know what you listen to? I was like, oh, what was off?

You listened to Dokey. I know, I know you listened to Dokey, because that's the only CD I have. But they wouldn't be able to tell you which ones were on Doogie, and that's like the most identifiable one. And they're not like children, by the way. These are like young 20s people. I mean, but it, but is, you say that.

But really, it's so stupid. It's like, because I, I'm on, I'm on, I'm where you are. but I feel like anyone born like say just like pretty much after our generation probably doesn't even know Duke is even a thing. Right. But that's how they found it. It's so insane. No, but no.

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$20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

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thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. It's so like maybe it would be different if they heard like the ballads like of American idiot. Right. Maybe it would, you know, sink in a little bit more. Because I just feel like that style of music doesn't stick to this. Right, right.

These kids, they don't, they don't understand. Man, I sound so fucking old, dude. I swear to God. Well, that was back when they used to have, like, songs that would, like, transition into other songs, you know? That still happened. That still happened. It doesn't happen as much.

It's not as common. It doesn't happen as much because albums are less, they're listened to and shuffle now. Like, it would, I don't know, it's very weird. But, yeah, that's right. You're right. We just went off on a fucking whole tangent. And we ran out of time. Burn it.

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That's such a fucking I wish There's some songs that are so simple That I'm like I fucking wish I made that song That is a great That is a frustratingly great song For how fucking simple it is

Yeah I love it I hate that song I keep in the name of it I can get a name of it It's uh It's Brain stew

There you go I don't know It's brain stoo. I was, you got me there. It is, it is Brainstu. The first great song I ever heard was, um, Basketcase. Yeah, first song I've ever heard of my life. That's the first one that everybody heard of, I feel like.

That's true because it was probably on, like, MTV and stuff and like music video. For me, and Brain Stu. And Brainstue fades into jaded. And I didn't even, I didn't even know that until just now. And I fucking own that album. But, but, uh, yeah, I don't know. I kill you, I am tired of my fans. I've got a gun and I'm going.

going to school and you're going to get what you deserve. Whoa. Let's all calm down. Yo. Anyway, thanks for supporting this. I'm going to do a lot of Scott remixes. I'm going to do a lot of them. Yeah, well, the whole album of just

songs about being Travis Scott and letting people die. Got a knife. Tap them in his eye. It'll be. Now he's going to die. It'll be.

It'll be. It'll be. It'll be. Scott dressed as Doc Brown from Back to the Future trying to gather all of his things into the Dolorean and go back in time to change things. And the album be called Great Scott. Oh, shit, dude. That's it. It's a compendium of albums being like, I'm so sorry.

I killed eight people. I didn't mean to, you know, fucking. Yeah, that's fucking, I like that a lot. It is good. That's another commission right there, that fucking album cover. I am. We need that commission of red forming. beating the fuck out of fucking

oh dude i'm like just a fucking straight right and like fucking then venom's like the this the symbiate goo just fucking off his face because he got hit so hard I like I like I want to see like I will animation of it I want an animation of him beating him like it's brutal

I don't get the money for that one but like all right don't show it's just show you know animators you can figure it out yeah we'll just ask them to do it we'll pay them exposure um Like all of our friends, animators don't already have enough exposure. And people will see it. It's like, yeah, but I have like contracts already.

So what? Do you do it? No, no. That was the thing. That was the thing people used to do. They would be like, hey, could you like spend like fucking a year animating this thing? And I'll just like pay you by just like crediting you. The thing that you should do anyway.

It's like to fuck artist. Yeah, you don't need. to eat. Here you go. Here's some exposure. I'll say this man. There are people... Or the idea of people making art for you and then you're like, oh, I don't like it. And then that's it. And it's like, what the fuck? It is especially bad. This is a bad particular person

and maybe like people will be able to piece it together. But there are people who used to be artists who used to be animators who pay other animators to do animation work for them and totally fucking rip them off when they should know better. fucking sick. That's fucking really irritating. It's like a cycle of like, oh, I used to

get ripped off. Now I'm going to rip off some motherfuckers. Yeah. It's like a petty bullshit. It's really fucking, it's really pathetic and not very grump also. So let's let's let's uh, I forgot the fucking, I got to go to the back to the thing.

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