The Snark Tank - #90: Sweeny HATES Martin Scorsese

Episode Date: November 26, 2021

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just sit streaming so many times. He's like streamed and then just left this shit going. Is he's still streaming. It's fucking eight hours later. I hope not. He's about to say some wild shit. He's about to kill somebody. He'll kill somebody again.

We turn there. All righty. Snoop Dog got away with killing somebody. Isn't that crazy? He's the goat for that shit, man. It's just like the goat to you, just like you. kill the person and you're not in jail?

Is that what goat means? To kill someone, look, look, okay, then look. I'm not celebrating anyone being killed because that's, that's fucked shit. But to kill someone as a black man and get sent to non-civil court fucking in front of like, in front of like the country. You're not in like, with just your peers. And to get away with it in the 90s, that's kind of impressive. That's all I'm saying.

I don't know. I'm just saying it's sort of impressive. I mean, I feel like Morgan. I feel like Morgan Freeman could get away with it, you know? Like, yeah, nobody, no jury would convict Morgan Freeman just because of how, like, goaded his voices. Yeah. But the thing is that Snoop Dog in the 90s was not Morgan Freeman at all, you know? He was like, right.

It was pretty obvious. It was pretty obvious. Hey, man, this is what happens when you have money. You could get away with a lot of shit. Very fucking true, man. Yeah. Look, So we gotta get this bag

So we can start murking fools, you know? I don't really want to do that, but I guess. Some people, you know, some people, you know, there's, okay, I know there's like one person.

Like, that person doesn't need to be here. There's no one I would kill. I already know, I already know, I already know who you would, wouldn't mind if they expired. I would maim that person,

but I would not kill them. Okay. They're not worth that on my conscience. Jesus Christ. Dog shot at Joe Buttig. I'd run him up and down the street. I'd beat his ass, but I wouldn't kill him. That's just crazy.

That's just like... Dude, Joe Button is such a punching bag. It's insane. I saw... I was just on TikTok just scrolling through and I saw this video of just Pete Davidson talking just massive shit about Joe Button. I'm like, damn, everybody hates this guy.

Even fucking Pete Davidson. People hate Pete Davidson. Pete Davidson looks like a fucking mulatto Muppet. looks like a black, he looks like a half black, half white Muppet. And he's talking shit about somebody. I saw a picture of him because some chuddy guy was putting him side by side with him and Joe Rogan with them shirtless. I didn't recognize that it was Pete Davidson in the first was like, who the fuck is that like Mal Nour's drug addict? Like I was and then I was like, oh, that's that guy that made fun of Joe Rogan. It didn't even click right away because he

looks so sickly. Yeah, he's dying. I mean, man, he looks disgusting. Yeah, he's not a he's not a healthy person, that's for sure. But then he like pulls, he pulls Ariana and like him and shit. I'm like, what is what is with these fucking, what is with broads that just will just go out with the most hideous dudes? Like, they just, they got

nothing going on for them. Women like Pete Davidson. I don't know what it is. I don't understand. What did he do? He's got to have the Falcon cock. He's just gotta have like the most fucking impressive dick ever. I mean, that's probably it's there's that guy from a fallout boy. Well, because they talk.

He's bold enough Like fucking Ariana Grande was probably like Yo your your piece is like three times bigger than that Corpced up dude that I used to go out with Like damn No you know Don't talk about Mac like that Don't talk about Mac like that

Don't do that in my presence Hey I have no I have no shade to Mac Miller Don't talk about Mac in my presence No shade to corpse Miller But I'm just saying you Fuck you That doesn't look like a dude That has an oppressive piece

That's one of my favorite emcees Hey I'm disrespect Hey, I respect him because I saw him play guitar and he can actually play guitar really well. And I was really impressed. I'll just say that. It's crazy. It's crazy to me that his dad owns Miller Light. You're like a seven-year-old where like, you hear like, oh, this guy's name is crayon.

Like, oh, you own crayons as a whole? Wow. Dude, I went to school with this kid that owns crayons. And your mom's like, my kid's so fucking stupid. We all own crayons, idiot. We're children. I know, but the kid's last name is Creon. No, I know.

Is your name Creola? It one billion percent. There's this guy, this dude, I went to school with him, Alejandro. He's like, a super thick, heavy Mexican accent. He's like, hey, your last name's pilot. What do you do? You drive planes? And I'm like, get the, I was in metal shop when he was saying that.

And I wanted to, I wanted to just sear his eyes shut with the fucking, with the torch. Like, I was just like, dude, this is, that is so. That is real. That's like middle age. That's like the middle ages. Like, oh, that's, that's, uh, that's Joseph, uh, that's Joseph, uh, the blacksmith or whatever. And his last name is blacksmith because that's what he does.

Because that's fucking crazy. Literally, your name's what you do. Yeah. And I'm like, dude, shut the fuck up. He was probably just getting English downpacks.

So let, let them be, you know, let them be. Well, he was, yeah. But he was also just making a childish joke that, like, you know, metal shop was dope. Dude, the plasma cutters. you could. I don't know how they entrusted 14 year olds because I was a freshman. They closed that shit down the next year and it existed for a while. So my generation like fucked everything up.

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Delantis Financial. Current vehicle must be registered to consumer at least 30 days prior to least to qualify. Extra charge for miles over 32,500. Not all customers will qualify. Residency restrictions apply. Take delivery by 331. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number.

Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 47 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. Because we're all making way too many weapons. I'm talking about my final project. I made a double-edged sword, which I had to hide from the... The teacher was walking around, trying to, you know, keeping his eye on everybody.

So I made a mini-battering ram. Like, it looked cool. Like, it looked like, oh, it has handles on. It looks like a mini. Oh, cool. and then I just welded blades onto the ends. Oh man, I 100% understand why they shut down. Dude, it's crazy, like, because our, it's weird

because, like, our generation, too, like, I remember, like, going to high school. And, like, typically, like, the high school I went to, like, we were free to kind of do whatever. Like, we could, like, in between classes, like, that three-minute to four-minute window in between, like, hey, your period ends and then your next period starts, you could like walk outside, you know, like you could walk around the campus, you could go across the street to get lunch.

And then like the year after my freshman year, it got a little bit more strict, you know, like you couldn't go across the street anymore for lunch. It's like you had to eat in the cafeteria. It's like, okay. And the year afterwards, you couldn't go outside in between periods. And then by the end of like, by the time I left, it was like a fucking, it was like a prison. It was insane. Fucking prison. Yeah.

And it's extra fucked. It's extra fucked up because the population. of every grade, like year after year, increased, like, dramatically. So, like, there were more kids packed into, like, a really tight, like, like, I'm far tighter and less free space. It was terrible. But, like, they did similar shit like that. Like, our welding, not welding, our woods shop class.

Like, we used to be able to make, like, all sorts of cool shit. And then suddenly they had all these rules, like, when I, like, when I was in senior year by the time, like, we had run our havoc. I don't know what we did. I didn't do anything. I mean, uh, they let us leave. We fucked up for everyone, bro. They let us leave. for everyone. My school was like way too many fucking angry ass little niggie kids.

So they were just like, yeah, go to the fucking McDonald's leave. Don't even come back. So they wanted you gone? It was bad, dude. I remember our metal shop, our metal shop too. Yeah, our metal shop, some kid made a knife. Some he just made a knife. Yeah.

And no one said anything about it because like how nice of a knife it was. But I was like. Well, what are you going to make really? Like a knife is like the only, really. You can make a shield. You can make a shield. There's a lot of something else. A shield.

A shield. I mean, we literally made cool shit. Like, we actually did. We actually did make cool shit. But on top of that, everyone made a knife. Like, that was, how could you not make a knife? We were trying to make the best knives. Who can make the coolest one that we would not show to the teacher?

Oh, man, is your knife carbon fiber? Nice. It's the first thing you think to make. Like, because, like, a knives are so. But yeah. You think of a sword? Yeah. I would love to make a sword.

It was just too fucking. fucking big. I couldn't get away with making a sword. That's what I mean, though. That's what I mean. Like the most practical, useful, interesting thing that you can make in a metal shop class is a knife. Like there's like, it's like literally the first thing you think is like, what can I take home easily? You know, it's a knife. Exactly. Put in your pocket. Someone in pottery trying to make a club, but it was too thick and it blew up and it broke

the thing and they were making it in. because they tried to make a fucking big ass club and I was just like even I saw that and I was like that's not gonna work like you can't sculpt that that's not gonna be able to bake the right way he was like fuck you I'm gonna do it and I was like hey man you know you're a 19 year old man

you know do your thing I remember I tried that shit bursted it I remember I tried to make a kukri a kukri knife but it ended up just being a boomerang because I didn't it didn't make it so fucking big man It's like making a bowie knife. Yeah, it's basically a knife with a blade this big.

And you're like, yo, that's, that's just a dumb sword. It's just a rapier, but not as good. I'm having, I'm having so many flashbacks of how dangerous all this shit was. I vividly remember Woodshop, uh, the buzzsaw shot up into the air. It malfunctioned. And, uh, the, the teacher was right by it. And there was a kid right behind him. He fucking bashed that kid to.

get away from the bus saw, he hit the kid so hard behind him. It was fucking amazing. And he was just like, word for word, he was like, holy fucking shit, that scared the fuck out of me. And then we're just like, dude, that was the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life. Elbowed or child. You almost died, bro. That's so sick, dude. Dude, he hit him so hard because he was so like, I'm not dying for this bullshit class.

I heard, I heard stories about things like that that would happen. Like, oh, the fucking the Hadron Collider and the gym exploded again. And just like, ah, well, it's another one of these stories. I don't have any weird stories like that because like the only shit that I didn't take a lot of those like extracurriculars. But like I do remember like these weird one-off moments that like felt like dreams, but they weren't because there were other people there that can corroborate them. That's the only reason I know they weren't dreams. Like I remember I remember going into like a physics. Like my, I remember it was in my physics classroom.

The physics teacher brought in a chicken. It was a live chicken. I don't know what the fuck. He could have possibly even talking about. It was on his desk and it shat all over his desk. And I remember sitting there watching this thinking, like, is this actually happening? And I asked, like, a bunch of my friends later on. It's like, hey, like, years later, like, hey, you had this physics class with me, right?

Do you remember, like, I don't know, like, when our teacher brought in an animal? And they'd be like, oh, yeah. the chicken, the chat all over his desk. He's like, oh, thank God. Okay. Thank God I didn't hallucinate that because it's such a vivid memory in my head. But it's so stupid. I was trying to figure it out on my own. Like, why would you bring a chicken into a physics class? I really have no idea. I don't know. To see how hard, what they look like when they hit walls, I guess, like to see how fast you get thrown? You see how fucking how easy it gets snap its neck? Wait, you know what I think it is? The only reason that I could justify it. The only thing that's coming to my head, physics and

chicken is like how you can like move it and its head stays in the same place but i don't even think that's chickens that's a lot of birds that's i don't know if chickens can do it yeah that's what i'm saying it's like i don't know if chickens can do that i know that i know that i think that's accurate but don't fucking call me on any of that shit i'm fucking i don't know what a what a what a huge amount of effort though to show something so simple like that was it like yeah it was like 20 me a video of yeah it was that son i can see a video of yeah exactly it was 2011 too so it wasn't like they couldn't just put YouTube up like I'm not that old where like they couldn't just like pull it up on the internet if they wanted to show it to us they brought in a real chicken with diarrhea I guess

I fucking I definitely had anything like that I remember um we were this recent class we were doing um organic chemistry or chemistry like four or something like that in college and our teacher was talking about the worst things he's ever seen and there's this um there's this chemical that is extremely flammable and if you shake it it's a warm you're not you're not supposed to even touch it but some guy was playing around and not paying attention it got on his arm and like his arm set on fire and it kept like he something something because it was like a benson burner that's that what they're called right the bonson burners the little like there is a bonson burner but what do you something got like his sleeve touched the chemical got on his sleeve sleeve sleeve touched a bonson

burner and literally he was trying to flap it off but as he flapped it off he was throwing fire at other people he was just flinging fire at people and literally he was like it got so bad that one kid got like second degree burns because the guy just kept flapping and he was like stop take off your jacket and you go under that thing where like they rinse a bunch of water on you like some sort of weird chemical to get shit out of your eyes. If you get something eyes and then have this thing like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, for sure.

This motherfucker instead of doing that, was just like fucking Marioing everyone in the classroom. And I was just like, what the fuck? It's amazing how quickly some random kid can just become a final boss with like no context, just out of nowhere. He turned into Gwynn instantly. Yeah.

Just throwing fun. And the teacher said that, like after everything was over the kid was just like oh my bad oh my bad dude that's the best it's like you piece of shit you could have killed everyone in here

oh sorry I hate thinking about this shit because my high school reunion actually like as the day of that we're recording this is in a few days are you going to it? No I'm not going to go that the fuck this I am a man

why is everybody too cool for that shit you guys well here's the thing it's like you got to laugh at a laugh You gotta laugh at everybody. No, I think it was, it was more interesting to go to a high school reunion before Facebook existed. You know what I mean? Because it's like, no, I agree. I totally agree.

Yeah, I just, mine, mine was ass. I'll be honest, mine was complete ass. Yeah, like, I'm not gonna waste my time. I got, I got work to do. It's the day after or before Thanksgiving also. It's like, oh, I can't think of a worse way to sully a holiday than to like throw myself back into high school. With a bunch of people, by the way, that I don't even remote. remember. Like I looked at like the group of people on Facebook. It's like because it's like an event. So so right off the bat like the

The novelty of like seeing everybody after 10 years immediately gone because like I see them and I know what they look like Yeah. So it's like fucking whatever and just like I'm seeing these people and I'm like This might as well just be a random like I might as well just go to a mall You know and just because like I don't remember any of these people because the only people I remember from high school are still around. You know, they're still my friends. So, like, these people are fucking extras. I'm not going to

a Poughkeepsie High School fucking after 10 years that fucking jail. That high school was a fucking prison. Everybody's dead anyway. I'll never go back there, dude. Yeah, nobody made it out of there alive. I'm not going to that fucking prison. That shit is a prison world, bro. That's some shit that you hear about in Marvel where they put the bad guys at, like the fucking

negative zone. I'm not going, ew, suck my dick. Fuck that place. It's just fucking squid game over there. It's fucking ridiculous. I hate it. I'll never go back there, man. I liked Heist one. I still wouldn't go back there. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals. Well qualified current FCA lessees. Get a low mileage lease on the 2026.

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to consumer at least 30 days prior to I'll qualify. Extra charge for miles over 32,500. Not all customers will qualify. Residency restrictions apply. Take delivery by 331. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan.

America's Large Injury Law from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. Yeah. That's the one thing that I, that's the one thing. As far as like everything else, I'm like cool technology, everything's improving. I love the idea of the old school high school reunions,

how they always painted them back in the day. It's like fuck, I haven't seen this person in so long. Like, oh, this person's ugliest shit. Oh, look this guy's fat. You know, all that kind of stuff. Like I like the idea of doing that. But you're right. I see all of those people.

Yeah. I see them on fucking, they still fight. Every once in a while, like on Instagram, I see a follow request. I remember that piece of shit, you know, like, so. Yeah, it's all gone. Like, the internet just completely destroyed the novelty of that. Because I remember when I was a kid. I remember, like, when I was in high school even, I was like, man, it's going to be so crazy going to the high school reunion.

Like, I remember thinking that. And then, like, it's just, now I just, I couldn't even begin to care about it because there's, there's surprises anymore. For me, it was like, I can't wait to never see these holes ever again, most of them. And then that knows what happened. Like, my friends that are my friends, I still contact them every now and then. Everybody else, like, fucking get drowned, get flayed. Fuck those guys.

Get, get drowned. Get drowned. Get flayed. Like, I don't want to see you. I don't want to see the guy that I got into a fight with over some dumb shit. I don't want to see the people in football that fucking didn't defend me and got me hit. I didn't want some people in basketball that were best. better than me and ended up fucking pretensive playing in college.

Like they get all, everyone can suck my dick there. I hate them. I definitely don't want to see that guy who sat at our lunch table and like, and just pretended like he was like supposed to be there. Like he was like friends with everybody. Like I hated that guy. Like if that guy's going again, I certainly don't want to fucking. He's like commenting on your jokes, but he's like adding on your jokes and you're

like, what the fuck are you doing? Ah, Chris, ha, it's been so long since we used to, you know, fucking hang out. And I'm like, that never happened. Like I did The only times we hung out was me walking away from you That's our hangout sessions

You intruded you intruded in my moments I never liked you I've never wanted you to make it It wasn't even Dude there are people for real There it was like a It wasn't even like a subtle thing Like it wasn't like oh ha I'm being polite

And I'm like leaving It was like I don't like you I've said this To this person And he's still refused to go away. What if he goes? Then I'm not going.

I'm certainly not fucking going. What if he's like, what if he's like went to the military? Look, what's the, he like served? Look, look, look, look. He's the serpent.

It's nothing, it's not even necessarily about, I'm sure he's fine. I'm sure he's a fine fucking person is 10 years ago, big deal. People change whatever. But I don't, it's just like, even if he's like the nicest person in the world,

I hate him. Like in my head I have this thing where it's just like every time he was around I was in high school I couldn't stand him and there wasn't really a reason

we just all couldn't stand him it was just a very real thing that everybody felt it's like I'm not the only one who feels like inherently like repulsed by this person right like there's like

there's something about them that's like it's almost like magnets you know how they like repel that's like how I felt like no reason no I didn't before I even spoke to him I was like, I can't be around this person. I knew it.

I just feel it deeply. You gotta give him a chance. Not everybody hates him, dude. He's not got one guy to everybody's like, you fuck that guy, man. we got not that much to talk about, to be honest. Like, I can't think of anything that's happened, which means tomorrow the president will die. Um, you know, it's just like how it goes. But, uh, sweetie, you're right? Yeah. Oh, you looked frozen for a second. worried me. I'd just stop doing everything. It looked like the cogs in your head really

really stopped turning. So I figure we're just going to focus on some questions right now and some audience some audience inquiries. We're just starting off with something simple, just some a comment from Ziegle about a previous episode that we did.

It's just a comment. He says, how's it hang in Snark Trinity? Like a dog that jumps over a fence and hangs itself. I hope it's hanging well and tight. My question is, my question, I can't believe that happened. That's still the funniest fucking story I've ever heard.

My question is directly directed towards Chris. I've been re-listening to all of the Snark Tank episodes, having listened to them a while back. So it's, they feel fresh again. I loved every second as much as I did the first time, Ryan. Well, thank you for your kind words, my friend. We appreciate you. Yeah.

But while I re-listened, I came upon a conversation in which Chris had taken the stance that there is no form of dancing, that is at all impressive. I come to change that. There's a form of dancing called gloving, where you use strobing lights on your fingerprints, or fingertips,

to create mesmerizing, captivating patterns in the air. Use advanced sleight of hand skills to create and counter, blah, blah, blah, blah. It's, this is like written really strangely. It requires an enormous amount of hand-eye coordination. Now, that is a ballsy ask, but if you would be so kind, I would like you to watch 20, maybe 30 seconds of a video

on Reddit and he linked to the video and I shared it with everybody here. I go ahead. I just want to, I just want to say that I went hard on the pain on it, but you're such a nice guy and a loyal supporter. I really appreciate that. So it's just not my thing. I'm just going to say that. Okay.

I am, I, as a person who I love Dan. And I like watch dancing YouTube videos like all the time. Um, I've seen strobing strobing is pretty much just like tutting, but like not as cool But with your fingers and like it's impressive, you know, like I'm not the one that said I've never seen any impressive kind of dance Chris is the one that's idiotically made that statement. So I think it's like it's pretty decently cool, but there's like there's like break dancing. That's like way more fucking crazy than that like people fucking doing like triple whirlwinds and stuff like that like that like that's, you know, that's fine, though. Like, good job. You can, you can do stuff like this at your fingers and stuff, you know, that's, you know. So was your mind changed, Chris? No, I, I remain thoroughly, I remain thoroughly unimpressed. I don't know, man, like, it, I get it,

but, like, at the same time, it's like, that's not hard to do, like, the whole, like, I don't know, like, it feels, it feels like a very, I don't know, it just doesn't feel like a, like a, necessarily, it's not easy, it's not easy, but it's definitely, like, not the most It takes practice, right? To do it. Like, I mean, I don't know. It's like, you know, like the whole, ooh, that's not exactly. It's people who's sleight of hand kind of shit, you know.

But like I was saying before that it's like, oh my God, your fucking thumb. How did you do that? Like something like you do to a, like, I don't know. We're being assholes. Yeah, yeah. I respect that. Like, I'm not good. I guess it's not impressive.

That shit is not easy. I definitely can tell you it's not. Like, you're not gonna be able to just put some lights on and then do impressive patterns, of course. I do like when I see those people when they put on that, I forgot what the setting is on the camera. And then you can spell some shit with the lights. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Because like it has the streak, the after street, whatever the fuck's called, you know, camera people. Yeah, I think it's like over exposure or something like that.

Yeah, whatever the fuck it is, but you see people constantly. That's all I would do. That's all I would just felt like that in tits and shit Like it wouldn't be anything I don't know I don't know man Like I just like dancing like I understand that it's like a hard thing to do I just like I don't get anything when I

When I don't get anything out of it Like when I look at like Michael Jackson Doing that lean or whatever You know It's just like That shit's sick as fuck I just imagine I just imagine Connor McGregor doing that

But like his leg snaps Um No is Connor Gregor did he didn't do it for a carterbury did it sideways his knees he got kicked in his like so hard as shit bro dude yeah after that first kick i heard that first guy was like yo his leg is done his leg is bananas and then you get it again and now he's probably never going to get a main event which is hilarious b a n a nes man i uh yeah but yeah i don't know dance is like it's it's cool if you do it like i understand it's hard i can't do it uh but i'm also just it's just not my thing

I appreciate you sharing it though and you're also like just also like what it's probably like the nicest viewer we have. So like I'm going to be respect to you. Yeah, we could have said a lot of shit about it. Yeah. Like it's just not our thing. Derek, Derek was actually talking. Before we were on air, Derek was saying how he, it made him want to kill himself. And he was he was really talking, talking real shit about it.

I would. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Definitely. I took it that far, absolutely. Yeah.

I definitely got that bad, you know. Look, it's not even a fence to the, it's not really, it's more of rave culture. I'm sorry, I hate it. I hate everything about rave culture, everything. That's so crazy as a metalhead. That's like your cousins. No. You guys are like a little cousins.

Not even a little bit. Not exactly, but like. Drugged out people that like, I don't understand. Because the thing is, and look, half of the music is garbage too. Half of the music is garbage. Like half of it. When I go, because I've been to like two or three of them, and I'm like, this is terrible.

And why it's not terrible, why it's terrible, I'm not on ketamine. I'm not on ecstasy. I'm not on, like, I'm not on any of this shit that makes everybody like, this is amazing, everything feels good and shit like that. So me as someone who just likes to have some drinks when I go to a show and just feel good, but like, I'm not fucked up. I'm like, this is terrible.

Like, I don't know what the hell am I? There's, oh, have you heard of happy hardcore? And it says fucking, it just sounds like Mickey Mouse mixed with like. Oh, yeah. Like, like rave corn, like, like, there's so much shit. Just the sped up. I forgot what it's called. This the sped up music.

I forgot what it's. Oh, night core. It's probably happy hard. There's night core, but there's also happy hardcore. There's that shit is like as an electronic fan, like I love electronic music. Like I love David Archela. I love fucking daft punk. You know, like I'm a huge fan of it.

And then I hear like nightcore and night is like, look, I. I don't think I even like country music I'm gonna be very real with you like Jolene Jolene is heavily played on my playlist I love that song you know like I listen to fucking hooty and a blowfish We were just talking about GTA Last episode or whatever

San Andreas there's Kay Rose The radio station it's country And that's what introduced me to George Strait All my exes live in Texas I fucking love that song because of San Andreas is. Like, I like some country. I can find good within any genre. And even because when I first started hearing like dubstep, like, grilts and all the shit, I was like, this is terrible. But then I heard some other people actually constructing good type of dubstack. And I'm like,

this actually sounds good. But most of it is fucking trash. That's just my opinion. But most, I feel like most of every genre is trash just by the sheer. Let me go, let me go back to what I'm saying. That's actually a good point. That's a good point. majority of everything is trash. That's just how it works. You can't have, you can't constantly make diamonds. You have to have coal too. You know, there's more cold than our diamonds. Yeah. But like, I listen to night. There's a, there's this fucking nightcore song called Fear is the mind killer. I am an extremely big Dune fan. And I was like, oh, this song might be kind of cool. I heard the song and I literally, literally started looking at caskets. I was so distressed. It's just

It is the worst genre of you've ever heard in my life, bro. That is just, I think I can't say, I can't say Can you, can you buy caskets? Can you buy caskets on Amazon like proper caskets? Probably not Amazon. Probably not Amazon.

I was on like, I was on like a different place. I think it's too big to deliver. I think that's like, really, I think it's not too big. Well, I mean, Amazon, because they have like limits on some stuff. Like they don't deliver. Third party people will go through Amazon, but then they have their own. delivery system. But like Amazon like doesn't have like no I don't think they just have like oh

so you can buy a cast-ups on Amazon. I looked I looked up coffin and overnight caskets full brush with copper heritage bronze finish 18 gauge casket coffin for $1,300. That's insane that you can just buy a coffin. There's one for 38. Fuck it. That's $39 coffin. There's a $39 No, no, no, that's a Halloween prop, though. Oh, fuck, you can use it still. I mean, I guess it wouldn't be ideal, but I mean, like, I guess what are you protecting, really?

Exactly. He's going to turn in a fucking dust again. That is insane. Holy shit, I might get a casket. Don't get a casket, Kingston. Why? I'll have one now, so I can figure out of my room. It'd be a little bit out of the way.

No, I can put in my closet. Never mind, I can put a casket in my closet. How much is it way? I'm going to take your sponsor money back. I'm not going to let that money go to a fucking casket. You gotta be responsible. He just buys a fucking casket with it. Because I'm gonna die eventually, duh.

You don't, yeah, but like, what the fuck? You're gonna buy a casket when you're 28th, so that way when you're like 60, you can die and like, and they bury you in a fucked up old dusty, cracked old casket? Wait, wait, wait, guys, guys, look at it right now, okay. We're running out of resources. The world is becoming more and more scarce every day. How about you burn yourself, like a considerate person? How about you creaming yourself?

No, burning yourself at least more greenhouse guys. gas, the asshole, fuck you. What are you talking about? It does. Burning a person? It does.

This is a goodbye, man. Like, I'm not, I'm being serious. It's better. It's better. It's better. And then to take up more

space of the fucking earth. Which I'm giving my resources back to the earth. Which I think is probably one of the most disrespectful fucking things that people do. I was a disrespectful. No, because they embalmed themselves. You're not giving yourself back to the earth. There's an embalming process that makes you impossible to fucking break down,

at least some parts of you. Yeah, it's like the opposite. You know what? I want my body. I want my body made into straws and dumped into the ocean. That's what I want. I want to be in turtles noses. I don't really buy this casket, low key. It'll get here the second two. I can put that shit in my room. I'm getting all white one. Where are you going to put it? Where are you going to put it in my fuzzy? It's the most edgy thing of the world like you just bring

like your friends over. It's like oh man, where's the bathroom? It's like oh it's over there and they open a door. It's like a casket. It's like, oh, sorry, wrong door. That's my casket door. It's my casket. Because I'm getting it now to have it out the way. Like, that's a good buy, man. That's just morbid. It's like my mom told me that she, my mom told me that she reserved, like,

spots at a graveyard for me and my bro. And I'm just like, that shit's morbid as fuck, homie. It's not morbid. It's like, you're just waiting for me to die. It's not morbid. It's just so they know, like, that's what happens. Like, my grandmother has a few plots. I just want to be burned.

I just want to be burned and thrown into the air. I would rather just... Right now with Ram Trucks Declaration of Deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, get a low-mileage lease on the 2026. Ram,500 Big Horn crew cab, 4x4 for $3.69 a month, for 39 months, with $4,000.99 due at signing. Tax, title, license extra.

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an

accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. I just, I hate the idea of fucking these mass graveyards where it's like we can do so much with this fucking land.

And then there's just a bunch of, no, we could have. It's just like, to me, it's the, it's the, like, obviously it's not disrespectful in that way, but like golf courses and shit where they just have all these acres of like land for rich fucks. And then it's like all these poor people have to live in this small fucking sardine area.

It just pisses me off. You should be able to play golf. You should be able to play golf in graveyards, I think. Yeah, I mean, might as well just. I wouldn't want to. I wouldn't be like a fun. It would be like, what is it, like, what is it called? Like, putt putt or whatever?

Yeah, yeah. Putt up, like, two and one. Yeah, two birds with one stone. You do like shuffleboard air hockey and like bounce, bounce the ball off the tombs, you know, off the tombstones. You're playing soccer in a graveyard. Oh my God. I love that idea.

You're playing fucking classic. Like, we can be practical. It's like, man, the best fucking plots of land. Like, when you see some golf courses, like this is bullshit, man. This is for like a hundred people. And then fucking, you see, there's like thousands of people living in an area smaller than that.

It's like fucking crazy. Those are we need to get their money up. What's the need to do? They just stop being poor. It is fucking crazy. Yeah, they just stop being poor. Get your fucking money up, bro. Maybe I would think that if I was rich,

I'd immediately just be like, oh, I love golf. Fuck poor people and, you know, stop being poor of you, if you want to have a good life. Have you guys ever golfed? Yeah. I've only done miniature golf. I've golfed like six times before it was horrible. Yeah, I can't.

It's really boring. I can't fathom what's even remotely thought about it. It's not horrible. It's just like you go play golf to have a conversation. Like golf is like something you do while you're conversating. I want with my uncle. who was like a fucking hood nigger and he took me golfing. And him and his fucking friends were just talking about like fucking all the bitches they fucked in their past.

And I'm just like, I'm 16. I had sex to one girl. Were they listening to, were they listening to Knight Corps while they were like. If someone in my family, like if my grandma, if I go home in New York and my grandma's like, Kingston, look at this music. She puts on Nightcore. I swear I'm walking out. I'm like, damn.

What would be? I'm changing my last name. Okay. So let me ask you something. Let me ask you something. What would be worse? If you walked on your grandmother listening to NyQuare, or if she was listening to like 9-11 country?

9-11 countries better than Nyquore. Damn. 100%. That's my favorite genre of country music is 9-11 country. It's like those people are being like, ah, remember the towers when they crumbled to the ground. And it's like, ah, this is fucking weird. Even though they don't get a fuck about New York at all.

Yeah, yeah. Fuck about anything. Like, I can't believe all these people. I can't believe 3,000 people died that day and then fucking anything else, anything else, any pandemic or anything. I don't get a fuck about it. It's barely anything. Yeah, there's fucking 100 million people in this fucking country.

It's so funny because they hate New York. You know, they would- fucking hate it. They would hate New York. It's just like, oh, hey, look at all these liberals. I'm glad 3,000 of them are dead. But because Al-Qaeda did it, suddenly they can. That's literally it.

It's literally like I would have killed them myself, but those Muslims beat me to it. And I'm real upset. I'm real upset, man. They ain't so bad after all. They're doing the laws weren't killing their liberals. That Al Queda, man. Al Quetta. Well, gosh, darn.

I hate it. I hate, I hate, oh my God. I hated that reality that we. lived in that like people were making money off of that like people were fucking selling albums fucking they're still do we're still they're still dude dude the guy from stained dude fucking aaron lewis that hurts me bro i'm a fan like i'm not a fan of the edgy uh or what do you call the teenage angst lyrics but i like the music i was like oh this music sounds good to me that's me i don't go fuck you like them or not yeah yeah yeah but like

that like he started doing country like i don't give a fuck but then that thing that he just came out with uh and kid rock made one i just actually reacted to it on my music channel oh yeah kid ira did it kid rock kid ira made a what are you saying kid iraq what is kid a rock what is a middle east on country singer kid a rock is that real or are you fucking with me it's real It's a joke. It's a joke that did not land at all. It did. I was so confused. His name is Kid Rock. His name is Kid Rock.

Shut up. I wish that was real. Shut up. He's such an asshole. Kid, no, Kid Rock, though. He just put out, it says like, don't tell me how to live or don't do some shit like that. Yeah, it's terrible. It's fucking awful.

I couldn't believe how bad it was. Dude, you know what it reminds me of? Do you remember when fucking Latigre-Gray? and uh yeah yeah dude it really does remind me it's like the opposite spectrum i think i'm thinking about making it's on the other side i'm thinking about making a video about it because like it's just it is so bad but like at the same time it's one of those things where it's like it's going to have to be like a proper like patreon video because like it's going to get it's going to like it's not going to make any money because it's it's about music so it's going to get immediately copyright

struck i'm like oh god it so i i somehow avoided it i was like okay is he not claiming it or did I just clip it perfectly this time? Because I like I would play it like a little bit by a little bit. And the video is like 16 minutes because I went through the whole fucking song. And I was like, there's no cut. I have no idea how that's even possible. But I checked it. It's not on there.

And damn, I was laughing so fucking hard because like you said, I don't understand how these people feel like they're exempt from of being cringy. And this guy, he says the snowflake thing and all that. All the typical tropey shit. It's so old. It's so old. Bro, they show that picture of that chick screaming when Trump won. I was like, dude, that was funny four years ago.

Yeah, it's like, it's the same joke over and over again. It's like, it's so tedious and boring. And it's like, it really is astounding that, like, because they think it's really cool. You know, like they made that video. Like Kid Rock made that video thinking that he was like being a real bad. ass, but it was like, it was so cringe. It's so bad. I can't get over it. The fucking screenshot of that chick that's screaming or whatever. And then he's wearing a shirt black with white text saying social media sucks. And I was like, this is the gayest thing I've ever seen in my life.

Like, as far as they just, you guys are laying into it, dude, dude. Because they think, like, and then there's this band I've never heard of called Monster Truck that's, that's playing. It's like, their music and kid rocks rapping over it terribly. And there's like all this fire going around when the guy's singing. And it sounds like the South Park like, what would you do? Because he's like, there's nobody going to tell me how to live. And there's all this fire.

And I was like, this is so gay. I can't believe. Leave them alone. That's how they're just expressing themselves, you know? It's got. Let them rock. No, Kingston, you got to see it. The Aaron Lewis one, too, is like, it's especially, it's like.

It's like, it's like, guys, come on. The Aaron Lewis one is, is worse, because I'll at least say, uh,

the bridge in that kid rock song. I was like, because I like, I actually do like Southern Rock. I don't, I like the, like there's a metal bands that'll incorporate or Southern metal.

Not like the, you just said you like Southern Rock. That's the crazish. Southern rock is not. It's fucking piss, bro. Southern Rock is piss in a tin can. No,

and I will show you. Like, like I was trying to say, like, there's a lot of metal bands that incorporate some Southern and rock into their music. And I love the riffs.

I love the twangy, sludge type of, like, you don't know what I'm talking about, so you wouldn't know. But like, say, there's some of my favorite bands incorporate a lot of that shit in there, where I can just say, like, the autumn offering or, I don't need to go into it. But my whole point is, at one part in the song, I was like, oh, this actually sounds like good music. And then Kid Rock starts rapping. And I'm like, oh, yeah, I forgot.

Yeah, yeah. I forgot that. I'm like, yeah, never mind. You forgot where you were listening to it. But like the Aaron Lewis one though is straight it's straight up like 2001 like the towers just fell I'm in Texas I don't care but I'm sad. And it's crying. It's yeah it's like am I the only one who sees their plans?

They're trying to make our sons and daughters trans. It's just like it feels like that kind it might as well that those might as well be the lyrics like it's the funniest thing. interchangeable. It's so fucking bad. I can't get over it, but. It makes money, though. It's insane. I was reading the comments.

Because it makes money to those middle country idiots that like, you know what? Yeah, I feel your pain. I'm sad that they attacked America too, but I refuse to tell rich people to pay taxes. I think they should keep their money. No, no, no, no. Well, it's not even just like, it's not even just that. It's not like middle of the country, but it's just because it's music that is so forcefully on a team.

You know, it kind of, it gets that kind of default team support where it's like, there are people probably sharing that song who don't even like it because they're probably like, I agree with the message. You know, and it's the same thing on the, it's the same thing like, dude, that fucking Latigre shit and like all that old, like the fucking like I'm with her like Hillary raps and like when it when Hillary was on fucking Broad City or whatever and people were pretending like it was funny and it's like this is awful. I love the Broad City too. That was my shit. I really liked that show. Yeah, and then Hillary was on it. And I was like, why is this fucking demon of an eldridge bitch here?

She's going to take somebody so. This is fucking Akhman Raj. She's going to fucking steal someone's soul, fucking Kalimah, somebody to death. It is very easy. It's very easy to make a lot of money pandering to like a demographic that is just. Right now with Ram Trucks declaration of deals.

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tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number.

Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

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Like lying around. Like, can you go on Spotify and find, like. If you, maybe not, well, I feel like they're not sophisticated enough to upload it out to Spotify, but YouTube absolutely. Clan music? They don't know. They don't know SoundCloud either. That's, that's, you know, that's niggas shit. Like, YouTube, though, is for everybody.

I know you can find, like, racist music on YouTube. I'm going to look up clan music. Like, and I'm talking about, like, recent shit, like, where I went on a deep dive a few years back because of, um, it reminded me of a time. where I was at a Mexican food joint and this fucking guy with the truck and you know his friends were blasting this racist ass fucking country song

and singing at the top of it along so they're super cool and edgy and shit and it reminded me of that I'm like I want to find the most racist song that I can find and it's just all the same though it's uh yeah it's all sounds the same it has the same fucking melody there's only so much you can do really with

you know like you can only get I feel like there is a peak racism, you know? Like, I don't think you can really, like, if somebody says the N word, like, five times in a row, is it any worse if he says it, like, 10 times, you know? It's kind of like you're at a peak already. But there's a peak, there's, there's, because I feel like peak racism isn't even using an N word. Like, you've grown beyond that.

Right, right, right. You're just like, you're just diabolical at that moment. You're just like systematically. like sending like now we're going to send a white woman in to destroy their infrastructure from the inside like that's like peak like like that's like peak racism we're like we're like we're gonna breed the monkey out of them we're gonna make them all half white then eventually more white than that then eventually their blood will be so diluted you won't even be able to tell they were part chimpanzee like stuff like that's true racist like that's a monster yeah that's like that's like that's like that's like

smart racism I guess you would say like somebody trying to come up with a diabolical plan because there's all the other ones that would actually are freaked out by that prospect or it's like oh no they're they're race mixing and then we're all gonna disappear and be brown by the year 2050 like that's the one that usually if if if racism was a competitive shooter or like a competitive video game like the the N-word would be like like bronze division. You know, like, it's just like the, like, uh, yeah, you know, you're, you can, you understand

the game, but that's about it. And then that, what you're talking about, that's like, that's like diamond tier. That's like where the pros are at, you know, like, oh, yeah. Yeah, like, that's, it's. We're like, all right, man, here is how we're going to get all the Mexicans, right? We're going to go to Mexico. No, no, no, no, no. Lead out all the cartel members, right?

make them have affordable health care and then eventually they won't even come to America so we're going to help them yeah that's like that's galaxy brings them like it's bigger game we're seeing we need to fix their country so they stop coming that's that's real that's real fucking like what are they called fucking um

benevolent racism no what is it I mean, but it's good word for it. It kind of would be, right? It is benevolent. If you are, if you're improving the well-being of an entire class of people that you hate, like, what is, that's such a strange situation. Because that's technically a good guy, you know? Yeah, yeah.

But he's a piece of shit. Like, it's a good guy. It's a hero, you know? Horrible intentions. It is weird. Like, is like, is a person who hates Mexicans so much that he goes to Mexico and makes it a fucking utopia so they stay out of America? Is he better or worse than somebody who isn't racist but does nothing?

Well, he's objectively done more for the cause. Right. But his reasons for doing it are not good. But do your reasons really bad? It's kind of like if you kill somebody by accident. The most. Your intention matters. No, no, but what I'm saying is like if you kill somebody by accident or on purpose,

the person's still dead. You know what I mean? It doesn't really change the outcome. It's like it's just a matter of like how people feel about it. That's true, but that's the most important thing I take. I don't know about that. I don't know about that. I don't know about that.

I think people living better is more important than the intent of why somebody wants you to live better. But that's still a piece of shit of a man. Like, like, yes, this man has single-handedly remove sick of salamania from the black demographic and fixed a lot of our problems we required from being slaves. But he also calls us N-words and monkeys and he won't talk directly to us because they can wear lower than him. You know, like, this guy's a piece of shit, but technically. That is a weird situation. It's kind of like, it reminded me of like, I can't remember exactly like a scenario where this happened, but I know it happened where like I remember seeing like, people make a big stink

online, like trying to like kind of virtue signal a little bit about like, we're not going to take money from this group anymore. And it's like. Yeah. Yeah. Why? Like if you have a, if you have like a charity, right, or something and like a bunch of like, I don't know, like a racist.

Facebook group decides to donate like $10,000 to like some charity to fix like, I don't know, some disease or go towards the funding of like research for cancer or something. And they're just like, oh, well, this is a racist group of people. We're not going to take the money. And it's like, why? Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals, well qualified current FCA lessees, get a low mileage lease on the 26. Ram, 500 Big Horn crew cab, 4 by 4 for 369 a month for 39 months with 4,099 due at signing.

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

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It doesn't make sense to me at all. It doesn't make sense to me. Like, say it's kids with cancer. Oh, I'm sorry. We don't like your organization. So we're just going to continue to let these kids. No, fuck it. Whatever. I understand that's, that's stupid. But let's say like, uh, like if a neo-nazzi group came out and was like I was I like, I'm trying to raise money like go to school.

And then like it's like it's like someone giving you a tip and then disrespecting you when you give you the tip, you know? Like I don't think you have you guys worked in places. Have you guys where you guys have rejected received your tips? Because I have received tips before for people that have said fuck shit to me. And it's like, dude, I don't. want you you you keep that you keep no but here's the thing no but that's just for you tip was five grand five grand i'd be like dude i don't want it i'd be i'd feel stupid about it i don't

feel stupid about it i don't believe i'd be like oh man i'm a fucking idiot but like man i believe your ego's talking right now but i don't believe that i really don't i i don't think if somebody laid five gs in your fucking lap and said here you go you faggot you piece of shit you if someone if someone gave me if i'd be like uh uh I would fucking take that money and then knock them out. What are you talking about? If someone gave me $500 and called me a fucking chimp

or something like that, I'd be like, yo, dude, keep your money and get the fuck out my face. 500's a little low, bro. Or $5,000? I'm talking about like, $5,000 is a good chunk of chains. Someone gave me like $100,000 and called me to N-word. I'd be like, fuck you. And I would take it and I'd kiss their hand afterwards.

Because that's a lot of money. Life-changing money. You'll probably do a lot of shit. Like, I'll try to keep it in like a realm. For life changing money, I would, I swear to God, I would lose all my Democratic views. And I'd become, I'd become like the fucking light skin twins that to put all that conservative shit out. Like, I would absolutely, dude. I would like, yo, I would change my whole flow up, bro.

I'd be like Eminem when he starts rapping fast, you know. Sweetie. See, why I know that's not true is because you could literally do that right now and become rich within a year. Nah, dude, I'd have to be, I'd have to be, if I was approached it, I'm like, Mr. Jameson, we've noticed that you have a sizable following and you would, uh, you could benefit a lot by doing this. You don't have to have anything. Literally make some videos right now about, uh, call it let's go Brandon and just, it's just your face. Like, that video is going to get like 100K and then you're just going to grow from there. Like, it's going to happen. Then you're going to appear on, you're going to, you're going to talk to Tucker Carlson. Then you're going to go on, you're going to go on, uh, Dave Rubin. Then you're going to go on, uh, uh, canisone's podcast.

and then you're gonna you're you're set you're fucking hurt me the most my my family seeing that and then like you're just like yo Kingston what you were more liberal than any of us and now you're fucking saying excommunicate my girlfriend would leave literally would not stay with me if I was that like could you imagine me talking about like would you go on the idea of the wall and that shit and then like my Mexican girlfriend walks in she's just like yo what are you talking about? I was like, look, honey. Oh, my God.

He never know. You never know, bro. He still thinks Lily's real. God damn it. She's fucking real, dude. I thought we were, I was just going to let him believe it this time. I can call her right now. I thought holidays are coming.

I'll let them believe it. All right. Yeah, it's a holidays. She's real. I know he's going to have Thanksgiving with his girlfriend and stuff. You know, it's going to be. There's going to be an extra MPC. This family's going to be like, don't say anything.

Then who's. family whose house am I going to eating every year? Like who's giving me this shit? What's happening? Am I stealing it? Going to the fucking homeless shelter? And just taking their food. You hallucinated a family

at the homeless shelter. With my fucking iPhone 13 and my fucking AirPods and I'm walking in there and taking their fucking food or my fucking stupid name brand Nike Adidas bullshit on and it's like why the fuck is he here? Is this guy sitting here with us.

What would you fucking say to something? Like you're a homeless person. You're at a homeless shelter. Somebody's, you walk in with your fucking AirPods. And it's just like, modern Apple watch, my fucking iPhone,

my fucking expensive ass sneakers and shit. Like a fucking suit. Like a fucking nice fucking. Like a Georgia Omani, some bullshit that just cost way too much money. and pull up in a fucking raf and sit down and start eating with them it is like

what all people would kill me they would be like I'm gonna kill him but they would rob you for sure yeah they would definitely rob you and they would spit your beans or whatever the hell you're in they just give you a can of beans they give those pork and beak

they're gonna be beans and they come all over the top of it so you gotta take the come off to be able to get to the beans and you're just like what the fuck yo I'm not doing good man I've only made three million dollars this year

come on let me have a little bit of it and they're just like pandemic's been fucking rough I oh my god I can't remember I saw something recently that was like some millionaire or like some billionaire

was like talking about like some hard time in his life or whatever and he was like yeah at that point I only had like 30 million dollars and I was like it just infuriated

the hell out of me hearing the words only before $30 million. It's like, fuck you. People like that deserve to be devoured by the beast,

man. They need to be absorbed back into the world. I saw a video today of a wolf that I thought was fake because it looked like a fucking,

like it looked like a fantasy fucking animal. It's like I had no idea wolves could get that big and vicious. I mean, they get like 100, they can be like 180 pounds,

bro. Every wolf I've seen is like the slim like twilight wolf. You know what I mean? Like, or like the three, Wolf Moon shirt wolf type deal

They can get pretty decently They don't look huge Yeah I know like big like huge Like big dogs are bigger than wolves Like bigger dogs are bigger than wolves The dire wolf type of wolves that are just Yeah There's these wolf dogs that are like

90% wolf And then they're just Like I saw there's a there's a what do you call it Not a real of this chick Sitting by this wolf that's just It's a it's a dog wolf but it's mostly wolf and it's the biggest fucking thing

I was like dude that I think dog wolf's gonna be bigger than wolves though because wolves aren't exactly big well yeah that's you mix it with what other beastly DNA they have and like a Malamu like an Alaskan Malamu it's bigger than a wolf so if you mix it with those two

then that motherfucker you get like gigantic you're just like whoa I wish I could find it because it was like it was on a it was on like they know the YouTube on the YouTube app it was like a YouTube short or whatever the hell that came up on my like homepage and I wish I could find it because it was it like I saw it and I felt something I hadn't

felt in a really long time which was like oh dread I felt like afraid of like an image and I haven't I haven't felt that in a very long time I was just like that is I can't because I've seen lions and tigers and shit like I guess I'm just used to that or whatever but I've never seen like a proper like feral fucking angry looking wolf but I don't know we're just people we're seen a wolf's eyes. Like people are like, oh, huskies look like wolves. And like in their eyes, they don't look the same. Because when a husky looks at you, looks at you like adoration, like a husky looks like,

oh, friend, like you're human, your friend, we eat, we eat together. We look at a wolf. A wolf is that you like, I'm going to eat you, probably. Like, I'm going to eat you. I'm going to figure out a way to eat you. You're going to run. You're going to try to hide. I'm going to sniff you out.

And I'm going to fucking devour you. Yeah. They have like different eyes. I'm going to kick you. I'm going to kick you. I'm going to kick you. I'm going to try to. you to the floor. I'm going to kick you down to the ground.

I'm going to kick you. Do you think if horses understood how strong their their their kicks were and like decided to weaponize that, we would stand a chance? I mean, I've seen a guy who kicked by a horse and he was asleep for like four hours. Yeah. I think they do understand. It's like it's like animals, you know, like when they, when dogs play, fight, they just gnaw on you because they understand that they could like rip you and like rip your arm off if they like actually gripped onto it. I feel like horses know like, I'm so powerful I can carry multiple humans on me. And if I kicked them, they're done.

So they probably, you know, don't do it. Yeah, but I mean like typically. No, but usually they only kick as a reflex, you know, as a reaction to something. I mean like a horse. An angry horse suddenly understands that it has like a vendetta against people. And shows up to your door, turns around, kicks your door down, bashes it the fuck closed, walks into your house, turns around, kicks you off your chair or whatever the fuck, kicks you while you're on the ground, like, deliberately

focus fired on you. You think you could get out of that situation? Oh, yeah, I could. You think so? I could, but I'm not unscathed probably, but you keep in mind, horses are fast, so you can't really run away from it. Horses are fast and massive. But they can't turn. They can't turn very well, though.

I mean, they could just run to you, though. At full speed. Yeah, like, they don't need to, though. Like, all you got to do is, they're not outrunning fucking cheaters. Because a horse is, what you call? The horse is like his defense is in the back, you know? So all you got to do is like kind of like get on its head and like headlock it, like get a little lock on its head and then stab it in eyes.

Or stand right in front of it and they can't see you. Just stab it in the eye. Just stay in right in front of it. Like get real close and stand in front of it. I think a horse about to stampede you is scarier than a car. Like I don't think you're going to be like, oh, I'm going to like you're a friend. fucking badass superhero. You gotta like jump on this horse and you're gonna accurately

stab it right where you need to and shit. Like, come on, man. That one horse is going to step all over you. That one horse has the power of a whole Travis Scott concert. You know, like that, that horses are pretty fucking scary. It actually does. Because I've rode a horse before and like an angry horse is like really not funny. Like they get wily.

They get really, really, really wily. These in general are just intimidating because they're so fucking big. I don't think they're intimidating. I don't think they're intimidating. I think they're just large. I think all that's what makes them intimidating. Like large things are intimidating because it's like, oh. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals, well qualified current FCA lessees,

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20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365.

Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. You at any minute could take me out if you wanted to. I know you're not going to because horses are pretty nice

as long as they're fucking tame, but it's still just the idea that like a horse can beat the shit out of you because it's so, or like a fucking moose. Moose are different. though. Moose are like fucking thin and big. They look like, they look like a cryptic. Moose look like cryptic creatures, like monsters that like, Native Americans like made up stories about to be able to go to sleep.

Like, oh, this is from the gods. Like the gods made this and they are mad at us. You mean cryptids? Cryptids, there you go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cripics. Yeah, they're fucking scary. So I meant to say this earlier.

Like, not even on the show, but just like in general, I was watching Spider-Man like the first, the first Spider-Man movie last night or like two nights ago because I just, I needed something to fall asleep, I was having a hard time falling asleep and it's like, I've seen this movie a million times. I can, you know, I ended up obviously

watching the whole thing though, because it's a good movie. But it got to the scene with fucking Uncle Bed and I couldn't get like suddenly it just became like every episode of the podcast like funneled into my head at once and I was like, God damn it this is so funny now.

It's fucked because it's like a really sad. It's actually like a really well-acted scene. Like, it's heartbreaking, but all I can think of those bitches shot me, Peter. They shot me, Peter. Kill him, Peter. Kill him, Peter. Kill him. Peter. He shot me, Peter.

Benj me, nigga. Peter. Peter. Peter, I'm bleeding. Peter. He shot me. A niggish shot me. I did this to myself, Peter. I couldn't handle it anymore, Peter. He shot him for him. He shot himself. in the chest.

He takes its own gun. It's in the chest. Holy fuck. So Peter will go beat the shit out of somebody that didn't do anything wrong.

The guy that the guy that robbed the freaking, the rest of the place is like, yo, I don't know what you're talking about.

Flit Marco is like, I don't know what you're talking about. I didn't harm any body. Like you, and you did this. And it's like,

no. No, I didn't. I saw your uncle shoot himself and say, ha ha, my nephew's going to get you. My nephew Spider-Man's going to get you. He killed himself just. He knew his, first of all, he knew Peter Parker was Spider-Man already. He knew that he would blame him for his murder. And he just decided I really don't like that guy in particular.

I'm going to frame my own death on this man. who I've just met for maybe a second. This guy, Peter, they shot me. If niggas shot me, Peter, and it's like,

what, and you find, you find drone footage of the fact that he killed himself? And Spider-Man's like, what the fuck was wrong with my uncle? Why would he kill himself like that? Peter.

And then make me assault these random people. And Amme is like, I'm so sorry, Peter. I knew the entire. entire time. Peter, I knew the whole time

that your uncle was going to do that. In fact, as soon as we found out you were Spider-Man, we found the Spider-Man costume upstairs. We invaded your privacy. We went through all your shit

because he wanted some money for crack. You don't do all your shit. You fucking busted up your fucking room. And then we put it back together because you know how drug addicts are like somehow really precise also. So they busted his room up, trying to take his money.

He didn't have any money. He found he was Spider-Man. And they made the plan from there. They made the play because they were so mad that he didn't tell him. Like, why the fuck he didn't tell us? Fuck this, nigga. He could have been making us money for Coke the whole time. He could have been robbing niggas so easily.

Dude, that's so fucking ridiculous. There's such a ridiculous way for Spider-Man's origin to be altered. It's like, what the fuck? I made Uncle Ben were drug addicts who found out Peter was fucking a fucking superhero. Uncle Ben was like, I'm going to kill myself so Peter will think

Fent Marco killed me and then he'll go down the line fucking up people for no reason because he didn't give us drugs. He didn't get us drugs. That's so that's so diabolical. I love it. It's so fucking dumb.

It's so fucking rancid. That's like the worst Spider-Man. That is the worst Spider-Man timeline, bro. Fuck everything we've seen so far. Fuck when he gave Aunt May cancer when he fucking, she's fucking swallowed his fucking radioactive cum. No, the vengeful Uncle Ben and Aunt May are the worst timeline for Spider-Man.

I love it so much. There's all, like every universe Uncle Ben always dies, but it's always some fucking nonsense. And that is this, that is the darkest timeline for sure. It can get darker. There's another one where he's like,

sitting, he's just laying on the ground, he's bleeding like, Peter, mosquito bit me, Peter. I'm like, what do you mean, Uncle Ben? And he bleeds out and die. I'm old and frail, Peter. Peter, I got West Nile virus, Peter. Peter, I had one HP left, Peter. I had one HP in that mosquitoes took it, Peter.

It's like, you know what HP is Uncle Ben? What do you? We have HP. It's a real thing. You could tell you had one. Pete, I'm dying. HP, you can see your HP. You can see your HP.

But you can never see it before. It was before 50%. Can you imagine? You know, that is a fucking scary. Like, you, you, you suddenly one day you wake up and you can see your health and it's at 50 HP and everybody sees, like, you can see it when it hits 50 and then you just have to manage it for the rest of your life. Holy shit.

Imagine, imagine seeing someone get beat up and see how close they are to dying. Like, imagine. Like how close this? Like this guy can't take a hit from anything. If someone threw a plastic big jug bottle at this guy, he would die. If someone hit him with a caprice, he would die. This guy isn't really bad. How would you feel if you were just minding your own business sitting down?

Like you could see your HP. It's at 50. You're mining your own business. You're sitting down. You like, I don't know, you take a bite of your favorite food or whatever and it goes down five points. But it doesn't go down anymore afterwards. It's just like that moment. It's just like,

something went wrong in yourselves. And now you've got like five, five, five less age. Oh, you know what's crazy? You, um,

what you call it? Oh, like, it's like vats where like you're sitting down and then someone like, all of a sudden your eyes get focused and you see someone standing somewhere. And it has like 98% like 55% like, it's going to hit them. And then a random rock hits them and kills them.

You're like, whoa. That guy's fucking crazy. Oh, that's a sick. video game mechanics in real life are terrifying, bro. Speaking of, speaking of video games, I don't know if you guys,

we don't have to talk about this along because it's like a really quick thing. I want to get into some questions pretty soon, but that, so they just recently put out Spider-Man for the Avengers game, for Crystal Dynamics Avengers game, and I think you owe it all to yourself,

all of you, to Google what this looks like. Look this up because it is the strangest shit I've ever seen. And I don't know if we're just spoiled by good Spider-Man games, but it looks so fucking awkward. It looks so fucking bad. I'm a Paul, dude.

You know what it looks like now what I really thought about? It looks like when I saw the Spider-Man mod in GTA-5. Yeah. Like that's what it looks like. Yeah, it looks like. It looks fucking off. Like what's, it looks so off. It looks like they modded into G-T- it looks like they took somebody who dresses up on, like

at Times Square and modded that person into GTA 5. It just looks like the Spider-Man video game worse. But just so much worse. Just why?

I don't know, man. It looks rough. I got a good laugh out of it though because there's a video going around on Twitter specifically of him doing his little web shooter attack and it looks like an old

lady doing Zumba. So I recommend giving us a lot. a shot. Silly. It looks goddamn silly. But we've got some questions from our lovely, oh, I forgot to say, by the way, welcome to the Snark Tank.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, hour in. Hour in, whatever. We got rolling pretty quick, which is a good thing. We got some questions from our beautiful, well, I don't know about beautiful. I haven't seen them, but like, I assume they're pretty lovely people. Over at patreon.com slash a snark tank. And since we're on the subject of games, I figure.

we'll jump over there. Al Karan, what I wrote in. He said, What's up, guys? This question is for Sweeney. Have you played Persona 5 Royal and what are your thoughts on it? Also, Derek, I think you would love

some of the music on there as well. I recommend listening to willpower and blooming villain, take care. I've heard good things about the... I've heard good things about the persona soundtrack, honestly. It's like the only part of the game that I've heard, like, because you used to play it,

like when we live together. And I remember hearing the soundtrack and be like, that's a really good soundtrack for that. stupid fucking game that I can't stand looking at. Arizona 5 is very good. It's very Japanese. It's very Japanese.

Yeah. Yeah. And that does detract some people from it because I, I myself, being like when I was younger, I was like, when I was younger, I definitely considered myself like a little weeby kid that loved everything anime. But I got older and I started reading like, I said, reading like other books and like non-European things and now that shit to me is like kind almost unbearable to the point that I can't finish persona royale because I'm just like I can't

deal with this oh wow I can't deal with this anymore like I don't like it right now with ram truck's declaration of deals well qualified current fca lessees get a low mileage lease on the 2026 ram 1500 big horn crew cab four by four for 369 a month for 39 months with 4,00099 due at signing tax title license extra. No security deposit required. Call 1.877 RAM, 5722 for lease details. Requires dealer contribution and lease through Stalantis Financial. Current vehicle must be registered to consumer at least 30 days prior to lease to qualify. Extra charge for miles over 32,500. Not all customers will qualify. Residency restrictions apply. Take delivery by 331. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do.

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So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

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But some of the dialogue sometimes is just like, oh, man, shut the fuck up. The dialogue is Japanese games have really rough dialogue, I find. Even if, like, there's Japanese writing is like really, there's like a lot of cool concepts, but like I always feel like the way they handle like the actual like, uh, moment to moment. Interaction. Yeah, the person to person interactions.

It's just, I don't know. Maybe there's, maybe it's like a cultural thing. Maybe it's, maybe it's just like the way they write. It has to be a cultural. It has to be a cultural thing because when I was immersed in a culture, it wasn't weird. But I, when I took a step back from being like a super fan of that culture, it became like almost painful at moments to watch. Oh my God

We have to Have you guys seen Cowboy Bebop? I don't want to see that I don't want to see the scene I don't want to see the scene I don't want to I heard about

I saw a blinks of it yet So it's First of all I'll just say this right It's not all bad It's like it's fine It's like it's an anime adaptation Like what could you possibly like

You're really You have to be out of your mind You have ever assumed that this was going to be like Something that was going to be Very very good Like it's just It was just never going to be

It was doomed from the start It's an anime It's a live action anime annotation. But there is a character in Cowboy Bebop. And I don't know if you've... Have you seen Cowboy Bebop there? It's been a long time that says I've seen it, but I have seen it. Do you remember Ed?

Vaguely. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, very hyperactive character. And, you know, they make an appearance in... Like, at the end of the season one of this live action... adaptation. And I kid you not, it looks like

a nostalgia critic episode. Like it is astounding. How jarring it is. It's like you stepped into an anime convention and all the people are cosplaying and like really trying hard to be in character

and you just you're just wondering why. Because they're just in line in a hot dog thing. You know, it's just like you don't have to commit this hard to the bit. It's very weird. It does not translate well. And everybody's like, oh, it's just like the anime.

And it's like, that's the problem. Like, it doesn't, that shit does not translate well to live action. It just doesn't. Ed is pretty cringe, to be fair. Like, people got mad about, like, people get mad about me saying this. Ed is like fucking cringe as shit. Like, Ed is enjoyable. And he's, like, the character is fun.

But Ed is cringest shit. Like, I don't like seeing Ed very often. I like Ed's dog. Because Ed's dog is a cute corgi But like I don't give a fuck about like I've never cared about Ed My very character is obviously fucking was vicious and fucking spike Yeah yeah yeah Ed's but Ed isn't even particularly like a great character in the like I didn't like him Not bad but Ed is not bad but Ed is like not he's unbearable

You know it's like a very unbearable character I find like in comparison to the rest of the show which feels like comparatively grounded and you just have this fucking cartoon character and it's like ah But especially in the live action where like everything has to be live action that I can, like, I don't know how to describe it, but like people should watch the clip of Ed in the live action because it's... I'm watching it right now and it's hurrying my feelings. Isn't it rough to watch? Like, it's crazy. It looks so much worse because of the fact that it is in real life. Yeah, yeah. But I think Cho does such a good job at Spike.

Oh my God. I think he does a great job at Spike. Every scene I've seen with him so far looks so good. Yeah, I don't know. I haven't actually watched a lot of it I just saw that scene I was like wow I thought the trailers looked

kind of cool though kind of hard for me to even take it seriously just because like to me it's like John Cho's the fucking weed guy he's Harold and Harold and Kumar he's that fucking hey we're gonna go eat burgers

we're gonna go to Guantanamo Bay and shit and I'm like I you know I feel like he I don't know I mean he he's fine I like him I like him we're gonna go to White Castle now listen here right? We're gonna go to White Castle.

We're gonna go to White Castle and get some some White Castle and get some boundaries. You're down with that? And it's just like, all right, Spike Spiegel, I guess we're gonna go to White Castle and smoke some reefer. Is that cool? That would be good if they just fucking cast Harold and Kumar in it.

They just, they're just fucking put Cowl PIN in there too. I don't know what character he'd fucking be in the Cowboy Bebock. But just make them someone. Just to like, Just the same rat. Everyone that's in those fucking movies and no Patrick Harris always makes a cameo on those fucking movies.

So put him in there too. And just, just ruin it. Like, if you're going to ruin it, just ruin it hard as much as you possibly can. I want to meet someone that's ruined a movie on purpose. Like,

I want to meet someone that's like, for real. I would love to do that. Guardians 3. And he just ruined it. He makes freaking Draxie the N-word. he makes fucking Gomorrah. He makes Gomorra trance.

Like he's just changing shit for no reason. Peter Quill is an Asian woman. Like you're like, yo, what the fuck is happening, dude? Rocket Raccoon is just Bradley Cooper. It's just him. And he stays on top of fucking Vin Diesel's actual shoulder. And you're like, yo, what the fuck is this? Why are they doing this?

Yo, that would be fucking amazing. fucking Ben Diesel's in a stupid fucking car inside the spaceship but yeah I'm fucking yeah I'm grude and shit yeah I'm fucking hey look it's me I'm fucking grude I was in the pacifier

you think we can bring Paul Walker back with all our space magic and it's like a bunch of wild shit I was just I was just thinking that that exact thing it's like the whole mission is to use the infinity stones to get the fucking Paul Walker back But the infinity stones are destroyed and it's like whatever.

We'll go back in time with family. We'll use family to go back in time. If we drive fast enough with the DeLorean. If we drive at the speed of family, nothing can catch us. Not even depth. And it's like, what the fucking... There's an actual equation. The speed of family.

It's like the anti-life equation and the life equation. but the speed of family and that movie just that movie gets up for on rotten tomatoes nothing it was on screen something was on screen I guess

nothing can catch up to the speed of family Groot I mean I'm Groot you're rocket you're rugged and Bradley Cooper and Bradley Cooper is wearing tiny ass clothes

and he's like just too small down girl Star is board music? That would be some... What is this? That would be some... That would be amazing.

If he just like completely like, yeah, I'll teach you to fire me. I'll teach you as... I'll teach you to fire me. You fucking... You sons of bitches. I'm gonna ruin you. It's like when Conan, uh, it's like when Conan was spending all of NBC's money when he found out he lost the

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recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. He's just like airing all this like crazy expensive shit. He was like, here's a Bugatti Veyron.

and like here's like the original rolling stones and here's like fucking oh my god what was it it was like covered a happy birthday to you it was stevie wonders covered it was the most expensive one like the most expensive song to use in like a fucking ever so he went on there and he spitefully made them sing it for no they were like they were like pouring they were pouring like oil over like a like an original painting from the smithsonian next to like next to like next to like a horse championship like race winner while restricted and while restricted

Super Bowl footage played in the background it was like $15 million dollars all that shit cost or something I love I love that shit That's so petty A fucking goat like Hey Colman is not a bad guy That's what makes even funny

He's like not a bad guy at all but he was just like Fucked you guys y'all fucked me over for no reason I mean I'm sure it was part Like it was I'm sure they were happy to pay for it because it's like whatever it's like they're NBC. They're not hurting for cash, but like just the,

that was such a funny fucking, I would love to see James Gunn do something like that. Just ruin Guardians of the Galaxy. I'd love it. And just incorporate every fucking movie, all those, all the actual people are in. And then at the end,

he releases the original script and it was amazing. The original script was going to be a fantastic movie. Yeah. But he just got so petty. He releases a picture of the original script, and it's just toilet paper for him. It was just like,

he just wiped his asses. with it and then he threw in a toilet. There's the finished one, but there's the one that was, there's what it was supposed to be. Like what he wrote out initially and it's like, oh, this film was going to be insane. No, no, no, no, no. And then it's just like, why did you do this? Because I wanted to.

He makes that, he makes that amazing movie. He makes that amazing movie. And then the movie that we get to see is that movie playing on a phone like real far away while all the other cast watches it. And it's like really low resolution.

and like you can't hear anything because people are talking over it. He bought razors. He's bought those old fucking razor cell phones. Yeah. He bought like thousands or millions of those phones. And then he's like that you can only watch them on this piece of shit. Oh my Lord. He somehow reverse engineers razor phones to make them capable of running HD movies but at their quality.

It's like what the fuck? what how this is all your money you spend all your money doing this and he's like yeah yeah I did I just own a house That's all I have of is a house I'll teach you son

You know like Fucking James Gunn is like No I'm thinking of somebody else Never mind because they're all a bunch of fucking nerds Never mind there's the JJ Abrams guy Oh yeah Josh Sweden I was gonna say Yeah I was gonna say

Take a fucking Because everybody shits on the JJ Abrams We're saying he uses too many lens flares Like if I were him I would just make a movie where it's just a lens flare in front of the movie the entire time just despite people like, oh yeah, you think that's just funny? You think, like you think I'm fucking all I can do is, you know, it's like Michael Bay when they say, oh, he just does action and explosions.

And I'm like, oh, yeah, bitch. Oh, yeah, like I'd make this amazing. I would work with Martin Scorsesey and then just fucking have Meteorses is crashing every single fucking minute. Can you fucking imagine a Scorsese movie with meteors? You know, personally, personally, I can't stand Scorsetian movies. I think they're all just the same movie. They literally are the same movie.

But I love Goodfellas. Could you imagine at the middle of Goodfellas? Like, while they're talking to the scene where he's like, you think I'm funny? And then a meteor right falls through the bar. And everyone's just like, what's a shit? It's a completely different movie. Those characters, all the characters you've met up to that point are not in the movie. It doesn't matter.

Now it's about. The animals. It's about the animals that have to survive after this whole thing happened. It's an hour into the movie and you kill off the people that you were following that whole hour. You just killed them off for no good reason. And now the main character is a frog. He's a freshly transformed frog. He was a tadpole like two weeks ago and he went through the process of becoming a frog.

And now he's the main character. He doesn't die. That might be one of the greatest movies ever made, actually. That's making me cry. Oh my God. You would never see that coming. You were so enthralled

by the first half of the movie. It's like Game of Thrones, but they don't develop any other characters. They don't do any of the word developing any of the characters. So like Ned Stark dies and you're like, who the fuck's the main character now and the main character is a dog

named Spot that's owned by some peasants in a fucking village three kingdoms over and you're just like, ooh, Edvins. I want a Scorsese movie with Meteors right the fuck now. It'll be fucking incredible.

Can you imagine Scorsese Scorsese like makes a Marvel movie? Can you imagine how fucking frozen hell would have to be for that to happen? Yeah. First of all, it would be five hours long. Yeah. There's that. And then I heard him

talking about Marvel and I was like, yo, you are not the one. You're not the one. You're saying those movies are theme park rides, which I understand what he means, but it's also like, he's totally right, you know. Look, I'm gonna be real.

I understand what he means. Scorsese's not the one to talk shit about, and he's made eight the same movies, bro. Yeah, but they're not theme parks. They're actually, there's substance to them, though. They're substance to them, but they're the same. Like, there's substance to them. Every one of them has substance.

Every one of them has this, like, overarching ideas. that like, oh, this character's going to have his own particular journey. But it's always these fucking Italian Irish niggas fucking that are part of these big families that are involved in some drug shit and then someone snitches on somebody else. That is every single Scorsese movie because I've seen all of them. And I'm just like, bro, you're not exactly the one to talk. No, I don't. No, no, no.

I don't think that's true at all. Like, I think anybody can say anything about anything first off. Like, I don't think like you can. Like oh, like anyone has the right to. No, what I mean is, like, Scorsese can make his movies and they're all going to have like his style, right? And his like signatures and like the things that he's doing. Because that's him. He's like one person.

I think the problem with Marvel movies is that they're all kind of the same, even though they're all from different directors. And that's kind of the issue that I think is being touched on here. It's like I have my style and I have my deliolmium. and I have my writing, writing, and, like, all of the things that I like to do. But I'm me, you know, I wouldn't have 40 other directors make the thing that I make if I can just make them. Because every movie after Guardians was just Guardians again. Every one after Guardians is similar to. I'll give you that.

Other than I think, like, Eternals and Shang-T, those are the most out-there ones. And sort of Spider-Man, Far from Home? Not, not, not far from home. Is that the first one? Or is Homecoming? I think that's the second one. Homecoming is a little different. Yeah.

But other than that, like, if there's more than one person on the screen, oh, no, Infinity War is pretty different. That was an out-of-the-box movie in general. Yeah, but that was like a, that's because that was like a Super Bowl kind of thing. That was like an event more than anything. Yeah, but like, afterward it was like, this is just a group of people trying to make it work. And I'm just like, uh, because it's crazy. The movie that came out just before that was Civil War,

which is the most out there and the best movie. I think at MCU probably at that time. No, wasn't it, Winter Soldier? Wasn't that first? Winter Soldier was the one before. Yeah, you're right. That's what I meant to try. And I think that was the best one.

I was like, oh, this movie's great. It was great because I had a fucking, you go, you're all in that James Bond shit. It had a very spy thriller fucking feel to it. And it was, which was really good. It was a good change of pace from just like, like the, yeah, that fucking whack-ass. Like, I watched the first Avengers movie and I fucking don't like it.

I don't like it. Like, when I watch it, I was like, this is fucking, like that, like, said, that. come together shit and it's so fucking corny. Yeah, it doesn't stand. It doesn't hold up well the first Avengers movie. It was cool at the time because it was like the first time we had ever seen that happen. How do you make a movie like that, you know?

Because like, you got to get him to agree at the end. You know, you got to get them to because like if they don't agree about everything is going to get fucked and the whole plan is going to get fucking anally raped. So like you got to have them work together. But do they just not like each other at the end? Like at the end of where they're like, oh, still fuck you. I hope you get shot in the back. Tony Stark.

you ignorant bitch and then Captain America throws a shield off a wall and it breaks fucking black widows neck or some shit or like you just have them or do you just have them like like each other you know like I don't know what to do I don't know necessarily but like I don't know like Marvel I got really sick of Marvel pretty quickly I stuck with it because I knew there was an ending in sight and I was like you know what end games on its way like I'm I've been watching these movies long enough that I'm like I'll see this through the ending but like now it's like I look at Eternal man and I'm like this looks like absolute garbage like I can't a great movie like as a film a movie was a good movie I think as an emce movie wasn't the best that was my problem

I've heard no I've heard nothing but bad things to be honest I thought I haven't seen it movie I thought it was good because it's it's it's very different and it's very expansive but the thing is for movies like that is like um me coming from being a fan of the comics I know who the Eternals already already know what they do I know their their MO is right so when you open a movie right they weren't around during Thanos' whole like acquisition and destruction of the universe, right? So at that moment, do you have them comment on that or do you have them not comment on the fact they weren't there? Because it's going to be brought up by the masses.

People are going to be like, why didn't you help with Thanos is destroying shit? So what would you rather? Because I know, because I hear arguments from both sides of like that kind of thing, where it's just like, I don't know. Because if you were going to expand the universe after a huge event. Right now with Ramtruck's declaration of deals. Qualified current FCA lessees. Get a low mileage lease on the 2026.

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Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I would say you would make the newest characters, the newest players, appear after, like, genuinely their appearances created after that big event that happened. So you don't have to explain why they weren't there. They just weren't around, you know, like, that's just how that works. But for me, that was the problem that people were, they were answering a lot of things that I don't know if they should have or should not have answered. And even at the end of the day, I still don't know if they should have or should not have answered it. Because, like, does answering a question make it seem worse? or does ignoring it make it seem worse?

No, I think it's just, I think when some, when it's that like elephant, because I think that is an elephant in the room. When you have a universe-threatening thing, like you think everybody would want to be involved. I feel like you can, you can, like, do something smart. You can write it into the script to where it's acknowledged without actually, like, kind of breaking a fourth wall where it's within the- Well, that's the thing.

You'd have to figure it out. That's the whole thing. like me, I wouldn't know how to do it because I don't know enough about the Eternals to where I would want to, like, oh, to me, it would have to be baked into who they are and why they weren't around before. You either show it just by either maybe showing old footage of them or during what they were doing during or something. And you were like flashing back to some shit to where it's like, there's the explanation.

I don't know, there's so many different options to, but I think it would be weird to not address it at all because it would be a looming question. Well, where the fuck were these nigs before? Like, why weren't they doing anything? Because they address it. And like, for me, that was like, I don't know. I feel like that's, it's just hard to do that. Like, is it hard to do that kind of thing?

It's hard to do, but you should still do it because it's a legitimate question. Oh, and where the fuck were they? I agree, but I just, I don't know how to, like, I wouldn't know how to make that sensible. Because no matter what you do is going to sound stupid. Like, no matter what kind of answer, they would give me no matter what kind of shit, I'd like, that's stupid. I mean, the whole premise of the Eternals is kind of inherently dumb anyway. So, like, you can kind of... No, it's not dumb at all.

Why would you say, you think it's dumb? I wouldn't say it's dumb. I mean, isn't it about like a giant space robot that creates like a bunch of fucking superheroes that don't evolve to fight like... The Eternals are like, what you call it? The Eternals are like ancient. They're pretty much where we got the ideas of gods from. They were created to help cultivate the planet. No, no, no, no.

I understand. but like I mean the actual the actual premise of like like a giant space robot thing being like hey I'm gonna make some some superheroes and they're all gonna and they're gonna be weirdly inclusive also it's a very weird thing like one of them's death and it's like what of them's death one of them is like it's it's very strange like I don't know like just little things like that is just like this is too out there for me like I can't I can't imagine myself looking at any of these characters and thinking like I'm gonna remember that character in a really long time but You know, I'll stick around for Dr. Strange because I like Sam Ramey. I'll stick around for Spider-Man because Spider-Man is like just the best. But I don't know, man. Eternal's looked so weird. I feel like we needed way more time after fucking like a decade or whatever it was for, you know, to come to its conclusion, like the first phase or whatever the fuck that I don't even know.

But yeah, after endgame, I was like, I'm. I am totally ready for a fucking, like, a long break for anything else to happen. Because that was, that was fucking, that was, it wasn't like, that was so long. That was such a fucking long stretch of shit happening back to back to back. Every year, some other bullshit was coming out or whatever. And then it's like, all right, we're fucking done. And then they're like, okay, now we're going to introduce all this other shit that you're not going to really care about. Or it's like, well, give me a second to where I can even entertain the idea.

Right now, I'm like, I don't want any Marvel in my. fucking face right now at all. Like I barely even, I barely even give, like, I love Spider-Man. And I'm like, dude, I need a minute. Like, I need a minute. I didn't even finish fucking the second one just because like, I was like, I need a minute. I need a fucking second. I'm going to watch something else. Yeah, yeah. I'm going to watch Scorsese films with meteors and shit. Like, I watch Scorsese have this guy who's involved in drug dealing and selling drugs and some sort of family bullshit. The first rule in a Scorsese film is they have to say the N-word. Like it has to be

In the end word all the time I don't remember Enwred and Goodfellas Every second line Every second line Do they say to Enward and Goodfellas? Every second line I'll watch it again And probably I have it

I literally have it So I'll just go watch it We should do one day We stream it on the server I'd see how many niggas we hear It's just like There's always like Especially if there's something

If there's a movie that takes Anywhere that has to do with crime In New York and or Boston Or anywhere around there The NWR does It has to be just It has to be You mean every single Scorsese film

New York or Boston or Jersey Is one of those three places And to him It's like it's inauthentic If the characters aren't saying The N-word every other sentence A lot of the people here That have only seen

A lot of this is what happened This is gonna happen Because I know Because we were me and Chris Were these kids So all of the film students That watch are just gonna be like You're talking shit about Scorsesee

movies You have no idea Or understanding what film is like And I'm going to be like, yo, dude, it's, it's, they're very similar, all of them, man. Like, I'm, I'm sorry. I like them. Don't get me wrong, but. It's real shit, man.

No, they are, they're super similar because it's the voice of, like, all Quentin Tarantino movies are super similar as well, even though they're like, you know, they take place in different times and, like, there's, you know, it's like, there's definitely a style there. The thing about, the thing about Scorsese films is they take place in the same time around the same topic literally. To be fair, one of my favorite movies, to be fair, one of my favorite movies is The Departed,

and it's like not like fucking, it's a little bit more modern. And to my point, in the opening monologue of Jack Nicholson, he drops an in bomb. Look, all I gotta say is this. Clock orc. They could just be sequels.

All of his movies could just be sequels to each other. No, no, no, no, they couldn't. They could be different points in time, but they can just be sequels. No, they couldn't. You can't, like, taxi driver and Wolf of Wall Street and Goodfellas don't like... The guy from Wolf Wall Street could be someone's cousin from Goodfellas, and that can make sense. That could make entirely the same. I love it.

The Martin Scorsese universe. It's real shit. The Scorsese universe. Yeah. I don't know. I would say that, like... It is just the main character saying, niggas. I would say that like

I love Scorsese I'm not like I don't Yeah and end game is Endgame and Infinity War Really cool but I mean Goodfellus is Definitely a better movie Than anything in the MCU in my opinion

But Yeah I can't watch it as often as those other movies But like just like he said They're like theme park rides Where there's a difference There's like a fucking A Safari and then there's like

a theme bar. You know, you can't go on a fucking safari every day or once a week or once a month or something. That shit's exhausting. It's a lot of planning. It's like one of those fancy-ass fucking films. I can't watch, you know, uh, what is it? Shawshank. I can't watch that shit like every other month or something where I can throw on the adventures and watch some fighting and then fall asleep to it or some shit. You know what I mean? I kind of like understand what he's saying. It's a little. Shawshank Redmond's such a stupid fucking movie dog. I hate that movie so much. You're a dumb bitch. I'm trying to watch. Wait, what movie? What movie? You're an absolute dumb bitch for saying that. How am I dumb bitch? I just don't like that movie very

much. You said it was such a stupid movie. That's why you're a dumb bitch. Sorry, it's not stupid in the essence. It's stupid because I just can't stand it. It's just like, well, today I took a shit. And it was a good shit. That's not in a little bit. What are you saying? It's not even the movie. It's just the way it sounds. It's like, today this man came in my life and he shaked everything up. Things were never the same. He was always a bit happy than everybody else. It's fucking awesome what happened. The plot is of, dude, the, I don't think, this motherfucker, dude, Clancy Brown, Mr. Crabs is in it, bro. Like, it's a great, fucking movie. All right. Today, things were rather strange. Hold on, hold on. Another person got

beat half the death by the P.O. We didn't say much. We didn't. That's all. And you don't like that. That's fucking amazing. Like, it already made me feel fucking nostalgic. I'm like, I'm going to watch Your shaked out. It's a fucking amazing. Yet again, another fire happened in the bathroom. Once again, my dog was shoved up my anus. I tried to escape through the pipes. But at that time, everyone had had free holays.

I had a rather pressing experience. Then years later, I found a postcard on a beach. I do not know where the man that sent me that postcard is now, probably dead and or raped to death. But... Dear dire. Time goes on.

I did the fusion dance with a mosquito in hopes that I could fly through the vents. I just cut my life expectancy in half. I will die in the cell. But then I realized the mosquito doesn't have fingers.

I will never escape. I told, Dude, I can, I can flame the fuck out of that movie. I like, it's a good movie. It's fucking, don't like it. Fantastic. I don't know.

I don't know why you don't like it. That is crazy. But my favorite movies are like, are like movies that are like, they're in throng. Like, because I think the movie is very, very, very boring. I think it was very, very, very, very, very, very boring. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. That makes me want to, like, hit you.

There's, there's only two, like, the, Shawshank. That's a movie that I understand, like, say kids and, and stupid people. Like, they don't want to watch it because it's, it's, it's a, you know, it's a very, you got to pay attention. You can't just like drift off. You'd be like, oh, that was kind of all right. You can't watch it with your phone out. Right now with Ram Trucks declaration of deals.

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In school, I saw it in school. I saw it like one of my own once and I was like, this is dumb. I don't like this. Where's Spider-Man? This is dumb. Yeah. Why are there no tits or superheroes in this movie? God damn.

I'm going to watch more now. Bro, I almost like, there's only, so this is, I'm actually handling it a lot better than I thought I would by hearing somebody say like Shawshank is stupid. The only other time that I got like really upset was my ex-girlfriend like in 2014. She said Toy Story is stupid. And I was just like, I already knew from there. I was like, oh, this is not going to work. And like, there's no way you can fucking, oh, man.

It was going to be closed hand and you opened the hand so I wouldn't leave a bruise and whopper. No, I just like a beat up her up her abbeyed. diamond and shit, you know, so just made sure she wore like, fucking long shirts. Just like, dude. Get up. Stand up again. She falls to the floor. Stand up.

Stand up. Stand up. Stand up. It was the fact that, like, it wasn't like, say, oh, what I don't really like it that much? But it was like, it's stupid. Like, it's stupid? What do you mean the concept of toys being alive?

Of course it's fucking stupid. What are you talking about? That's fun. That movie where I get like that for me is, uh, jango. When people say Django stupid, I'm like, bro, what the fuck were you watching? This is a fucking European tale in America by a black man who's a slave. This is magic. Who the fuck?

Wait, wait, wait, wait, who the fuck is saying Django stupid? I know people that say Django stupid. They got some, you know, they got some shit going on that they don't want to, you know, they don't want to admit to. And in people that talk shit, and then people that tell me that they think Pulp Fiction is better than fucking inglorious bastards. I get so fucking upset when people say that. I'm gonna say something.

Because there's no way in hell that that's true. I'm gonna say something right now. I don't know. Pulp fiction is, in my opinion, like, Quentin Tarantino is the least interesting movie. Like, I actually, like, it's my least favorite one. Like, I think genuinely, like, maybe it's because it's, like, really oversaturated. And I've seen it too many times.

And, like, it's just, like, referenced all the time. It's like, it's got really great scenes in it. And I like, I like that movie. be a lot, but of, well, that's not true because I hated fucking once upon a time in Hollywood. I love that movie. I, I hate, I couldn't stand it. I love that movie a lot, but I like it simply because of Brad Pitt and Leo's like interactions. Like, they just make each other fucking funnier.

But for me, I think, I don't think it's the least interesting at all. I think train spotters is the most least interesting movie ever seen. Like, I hate that movie. But like, you hate train spotting? Train spotting is so fucking boring. Oh my God. That and Jackie Brown. Jackie Brown has good moments of dialogue.

Well, okay, well, first of all, train spotting is not Tarantino. But it's not? No, that was his first one. No,

it's not, no, no. It's certainly not. No, it's not his. It's from Dustal Dawn his too, technically or not technically? Yeah,

that's his. He, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's,

yeah, they've been having sex with each other for quite some time, though, so, Yeah. Like, I think Jackie Brown is boring.

To me, it just, Tarantino's got to stop putting himself in his fucking films. That's all. That's all I care about. He's not a good actor. He's not good. For me, personally.

Like Pulp Fiction, love Pulp Fiction, but also the whole dead, N-word storage kind of like, it kind of killed that scene. Because I was just like, because, like, at least for Django,

like, thematically, that scene, it made sense, you know? I guess this would make his character seem like a piece of shit. Because, yeah,

of course, but, like, in my screenwriting class, we went over like that scene. Since he's the director, you're like, you're making yourself that and it's just, it's a weird choice and it made me respect

him less. And then he ended up still being kind of heroic at then because he was still the reason why they got saved. And I was just like, this is not a good way to do this. You didn't do this well, Quentin. I don't know. In glorious, in glorious bastards and Django are like, in my opinion, like so much better than

Pulp Fiction. Like I like, it's good. I like it, but I don't know. Pol fiction is not like the way that I even see it. I don't even see it. I don't watch Pulp Fiction as a movie. It's really just almost like a meme real to me. It is. It is definitely a meme real.

Royale with cheese. Yeah. Like everything, all that shit. Uh, just shit, Negro. That's all you had to say. That's one of my favorite things to say. Like, growing up, I said it way too much. It's very quotable.

I think the way the story is told is kind of problematic. Like, it's definitely like a change of, Like, I don't know. Like, I don't like stories that are not told linearly. Like, like, nonlinear stories are in here. I don't know. I completely agree with you. That was my biggest problem.

That's a problem with storytelling. Like, you can't, you can't make, if you make a hero, the hero in the beginning, then you like, oh, this is why it's a hero at the end. It lessens the fact that he's the hero in the beginning. No, no. I really, I really disagree with this. I don't think I'm the greatest writer or, like, the person that knows the most about, like, like literary vices to be able to instrument.

characters into things, but for me, I don't like nonlinear stories. I like things being told linearly. Yeah, because it's simpler and easier to understand, and it's more straightforward. I think there are a lot of nonlinear stories that do not benefit from being nonlinear. Like, I think, like, uh, like the last of us, too, in my opinion was like one of those where I'm like, why the fuck did you do this? Yeah, that's, yeah, like, it's like, there's like, it's like, it's almost like they did it because it, oh, they wanted to tell a nonlinear story instead of just like,

writing a story that would benefit from being told non-linearly. Like, I think Reservoir Dogs is fucking awesome. And that is like, that's, and that is a non-linear story. It starts at the end. And Halo Reach, literally, like, is a non-linear story. And odious, like, there are like a lot of, it works in video games. Reach is non-linear? Yeah.

Really? Reach begins at the end of the story. But then you play it, but then you play it linearly, though. You play it. No, you're missing. The opening scene is not to be... I understand. I get what you mean, though.

I get what you mean. I'm talking about the idea in pop fiction where it's all over. Like, the tail is in the middle, then this is over here. That's literally the Chris's point where he said it's just doing it just to do it.

Right. It doesn't serve any purpose. It doesn't serve the... In Reservoir Dogs, it serves the purpose because it creates the mystery of like what the hell happened, like, what went wrong? And then you get,

and then you get to see like, how that unfolds. And then like, there's a lot of interesting things that you can twist about that. But in that movie, It doesn't need to have it. There's another movie. Oh, super recently the fucking Witcher season one So confusing for no reason because they told it non-linearly. I'm like, why the fuck did you do this? This could have just been a really good linear story, but they did all this weird The thing is that the Witcher was like it told it from that it told it from that that tail in the head and then eventually the tail of met me

But it was confusing for me what happened to the Pope Fiction's problem is like I understand saying that being nonlinear and I said rest of our dogs being nonlinear but that is kind of backwards and like there's an album by the roots called undone which you listen to the album the album album is backwards the whole thing and you get to the final song and the final song is the beginning of it the same thing with um to uh damn the album kentra kamer kentz kamar kentz kamar's album damn is to be listened to reverse yeah because it gives you the whole story of him from the very beginning and to where he ends up at the end but when i when i when i think of nonlinear i think of like completely scrambled

well that's not what that means not so much the idea of it being inversed inverse is fine you know like or you're showing me a premonition of the beginning at the end of the end at the beginning that's fine

because I'm like it's almost like a cold it's almost like a cold open you know right? Yeah yeah yeah I yeah I dude so both of you I agree that's funny

because I agree with both of you like what you're saying because yeah a nonlinear story if it's done well it's fucking fantastic. It just needs to be set up well. The people that are just railing against it, like hipsters that just ruined shit,

like Last of Us Part 2, that's exactly what I was thinking, where I'm like, you could have just told a great linear story because they're just like, oh, I don't want to be cliche or some shit. Yeah. And to me, it's never about being cliche. It's just the way that our brains operate and the way that the just universal, like just, you know, mathematics and stuff where things just ascend or descend. and it fucking scrambles your brain

if you just put in random number generation where you're like, what is this? I don't understand this. Yeah, right. It didn't serve the story, you know, like, and there are situations where it does. And I think those are like, you know, I think those are exceptionally good,

but I think they are few and far between. And I think a lot of people get carried away in just the stylistic. It's like, oh, we don't want to be cliche. It's like Ubisoft being like, we don't want to do Assassins Creed Japan because it's too obvious. Fucking assholes.

Fuck them. Fuck them. Shut up. Just do. that everybody would want that and now we have it because Gosa Shushima came out and that's essentially what it is and now they can't do it because it's going to look like shit in comparison dumb assholes dumb fucking assles for me it's just like I don't know like the way because I can go on like last of us because I finally finished it like maybe like two weeks I finally finished a game and like

it's just so weird like because because you meet Abby in the beginning and you're like Abby like she kills Joel like okay Joel's dead and then there are moments where they put like because You're on your rails with Abby or Ellie's story. Then they pull you out of it and they put you on the other one. And they're like, now you're going to care about this part. But now we're going to put you to this part. Like the moment where Abby and Abby and Abby just killed Ellie's boyfriend and then just leaves.

I was like, why? Why would do you not understand what Joel did before? It's a, it's a country to kill somebody, bro. It's, it's like, this, this, this bitch is going to come. after you. That is how this works. It's pretty crazy. That's like, there was that break in the story, right? Where the, uh, fucking Asian dude gets shot and all that stuff.

For no reason. I like almost. Uh, Ellie almost dies or whatever. And then it like flashes back and I was like, what? It was crazy that like the flashback happened right after that because you're so ready to continue that arc. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals. Well qualified current FCA lessees.

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Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open.

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Or it's like, holy shit. Like, that was so intense. like, hey, let's go way back and I'm like, wait, I don't give a fuck what was happening. Yeah, I barely even, I barely even remember what was happening at this, this early hunt. I hate to break the flow here.

But we got to get some questions because we're an hour 50 in. No way. We got like two, three questions in or something. We got like one question in. We're going to have to do like a we're going to do a bunch like real quick. Okay. I had a good segue earlier. The next episode has to just be

a fucking questionnaire. Yeah, we just got to knock them out. It's not going to be. Let's just not. him out. But, yeah, so like earlier we were talking about like, you know, Marvel fatigue. And I thought this, I tried to, I tried to bring this question up, but like we went off on a thing. But, uh, been, beyond, was it Bianchi? Bianchi, whatever the hell wrote in. He says, what's up, snark trio? Longtime listener first time question. As creatives yourself, I'm sure the phrase quality over

quantity is a constant truth in your creative endeavors. I want to know how you guys, uh, I want to know if you guys can think of anything, be it a show. band artist or whatever that defies this rule. I, for one, I'm a huge King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard fan, and I admire them for having such a large catalog in so few years, and it's all excellent music. Thank you, Bianchi, for your writing. They're on drugs, so it's really easy to just blurt shit out and that type of music.

Yeah. Like, people that are on drugs enjoy it, too, so it's just kind of like, you know, it's a perfect marriage where you can just shit out. SoundCloud rapper thing, like, everybody's like, yo, Juice World makes such a good music and I'm like that nigger sounds like he's about to fall asleep but I respect that y'all love him so I let them be I can't think of now he's like asleep forever so I'll yeah I can't I can't think of anything uh like I can't think of anything that defies the rule like typically I think if I see something like even even just with like YouTube content specifically I know this is like a thing

with me where if I follow like an in I'm talking more specifically like an individual like a person not necessarily like a group like digital foundry I love digital foundry and like you know the people who like is like a group of people who like do a bunch of shit every day and like cool I like that but if it's just like a single individual person and they upload every single day in my mind I the the thing that goes through my head is that can't be a great video because there's no way that this guy's pumping out great videos every single day. That's why I unfollow Charlie. That's why I particularly unfollow Charlie.

Charlie was just like our critical. Critical voice? Oh, critical? He's going to talk about some shit that I'm just not going to care about again. And I'm just like, I'm just going to give him a respectful unfollow. No disrespect. I think critical is funny. Yeah, yeah.

I think the lack of like tone and voice. He's just doing the Pewty pie. He's just doing the PewDie Pie where it's like, oh, I have like people are watching my shit. I'm going to just pump out shit. every day. Yeah. And, well,

he's, you know, he's, he's, he's funny. I, I, I,

I, I, I don't really find myself caring about a lot of the stuff he talks about, but I think he is a funny guy.

And, like, I respect the, you know, the drive, right? I get it. Like, I respect that. But,

I, I understand, I understand why he's doing what he's doing. Like, yeah, but he's aware. And, like,

everybody, everybody who posts daily is aware that they're not making, like, you know, They're not, they're not, like, people that I really, like, Jack Stouber, who did Opel on Adult Swim and, like, all these, like, really weird, like, or, like, Bill Wirth's who, like, will spend, like, a year learning blender to just come out with this, like, ridiculous, like, three-minute video or, like, hey, here's the history of the world in 20 minutes, and it's, like, this crazy fucking thing. like that's the kind of stuff that I really gravitate to and I feel the same way about video games

and like movies and music like if somebody like you put out an album every month like there's no way there's no fucking way like just by sheer mathematics that any of that is worth it if you come out like it's been four years since the last of this album it's like ooh cool a new thing oh it's been six years since the last

Halo game I'm so excited it's been 11 months since the last call duty game I don't care I don't I I much as innovated in the time that you're gonna make this game you can't especially yeah yeah right yeah you can't fucking do that

the artists that like I know that make the most music religiously but they're also a group but for me is Griselda West Side Gunn Conway the Machine and Benny the butcher and every time like they put something out I enjoy what they put out but they do cycle like Benny put something out and then Conway put something out and then West Side Gunn and then

they all appear on their stuff because they're all like one group right but it's not like Drake who like every fucking year put something out and finally this year people realized that drake's been phoning in his music since 20 fucking 16 and everyone's like what are you talking about and i'm like billion fucking videos about like he just like lazily he's always going everywhere just fucking bitches and they'll just all record a couple songs in this hotel here i'm gonna pay this ghost rider here i'm gonna do this i'm like this guy like but i'm like hey you do you you fucking do you you're you're one of the most famous people in the world i i what the

fucking i say to that shit you know what i mean this this of the system and i think this this time how like people like kind of rip certified lover boy apart i think this year that because what happened on call of dude people like to shit in on call of duty and people shouldn't on drake like i think the fact that we all have been inside like listening and like absorbing content like at a higher degree we probably usually do and probably have the time to actually like go over we're absorbing we can tell that some people are putting out absolute garbage now. Because for years, both of those who have been putting out mediocrity, and all of a sudden this year people are like, oh, this is so bad.

But to be fair, like Call of Duty, Vanguard, if I'm not mistaken, is exactly like the Call Duty game previous to it. But people didn't say shit about that. But the game previously is the other game, but the game before that is the game before that. And I'm just like, why did no one say anything about those games? I don't know. It's definitely

I feel like it's the people that they watch They follow their lead to be honest Yeah I think so I feel like the people that Anytime I see that I mean but like Call the Duty Infinite The reaction to it was abysmal right

And then for the handful of people actually played it They're like oh you know like Oh it's weird I haven't played a campaign this fun In quite some time You know but nobody fucking You know what I mean It's just like hey let's just shit on this or this or that or it just depends what I don't listen to that shit.

And to the person's point in the question, long form or like say stuff pumped out a lot, the only thing that I enjoy, there's, I don't watch TV, so I need a lot of content to replace it. So I do appreciate some people that release stuff like daily that like, oh, I'm, this guy just talking about this thing for like 30 minutes or something. It's just occupying a lot of time. Yeah, yeah, for sure. That's about it. That's about it. Yeah, no, it's good.

It's like I have a lot of channels like that that I watch. But it's not like, um, it's not like the content that like I look at as like, oh shit, like I'm not gonna be like, oh my whole, holy shit,

a John Tron video, you know? Or like, uh, I'm not gonna like stop what I'm doing and like, maybe like gather some people to watch digital foundry. You know, I love digital foundry.

I watch digital foundry all the fucking time. Even like, I don't even know what the fuck they're talking about half the time. Because it's just like all this like really like, yeah, the metacrystals in the PC are crystallizing around the fucking like, I don't know what the fuck. Like,

it's just being. It's technical speak beyond my limitations. But it's interesting. And it's cool and it's like a group of people. And I like it when it's like a group of people doing stuff. I think that's... Makes sense. That's fun.

I like... I like, characters like, people like comics explain. I watch comics explain every day. And he puts out things every day because of the fact that the vastest of comic books is insane. Like, this guy could make videos every day for like 25 years and he can still be very behind on all the ideas of what comics is. It's a huge world. And the passion you can tell. He enjoys what.

he's doing so that I don't mind every day. But if someone's just like, like if you talk about current events, you can't come to me every day and tell me something interesting about current events because crazy things aren't exactly happening every day, you know? Like, I don't care eventually. Yeah, it's tricky.

But we'll move on. Appreciate your question. Bianchi. Let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see. Broderick. Bro Durrick? God damn it Your guys' name's

very strange Hello Pride, Rath and Lust With Skyrim being 10 years old I've realized I've only bought it on the Nintendo Switch and my laptop and paid for the anniversary

upgrade But my family bought two copies on Xbox 360 And another two for Xbox 1 So why do we idiots Keep buying it And how many copies Do each of you own

Thank you for entertaining Stories and Idiotic Opinions Listen, the reason I have three copies of Skyro I actually for real I own it so I own it on PC I owned it on 360 I bought it on PS4 when the upgrade

came out because I was curious about it and then I got it on Switch because I was like oh what a perfect switch game for like you know the plane and shit it's just like exploring and shit like it's like oh this is perfect so I own four copies of Skyrim I don't know why I've played a lot of it but certainly not that much of it

where it's where it's where it justifies four copies. But I don't know, man. It's just like a very buyable game. Like Skyrim sells... It really is... It's stupidest the way to say.

It's a game that's because they're white... But you know, no, no, no. But you know what I mean? It's not like... It's a very weird game because it's like... The reason why Skyrim sells is because, first of all, it's good.

I know a lot of people like to clown on it. Like, ah, Skyrim's so dated. It is. But it... Like, at the time... dude, in 2011, that shit was fucking crazy. Like, I, I couldn't believe what I was playing in 2011,

which is like really hard to imagine now because it's so long ago. But I remember distinctly, like, walking through the woods and feeling like overcome by the sense of like, I've never experienced this feeling before. And I still kind of feel like I haven't since then. And it's a sense of wonder that, Yeah. I love just scaling mountains and then looking at the, I love like just the music, like,

you know, the ambiance and then you can just kind of like look up and you're like, oh man, this is really peaceful. And like you're just, you know, it's really, I can do that. I can really do that with very many games. Yeah. I can just, I can skyrim. I can just be kind of exploring. I'm like, I'm not even doing anything and I'm still having fun.

Yeah. I played Skyrim in 2016. 2016, you played for the first time. And I was like, I was taken back by how much just do a, like, you could just. do so much, you know? Like, I played Fallout and stuff like that, but like, Skyrim is different to those games. That you can just do and see and explore and there's so much politics involved in that world. And like the main story might be meh, but all of the underlying tales and the people you meet and a fucking, the, um, what are the demons called again?

The, uh, the dra, the, Deidre. The Deidre. The Deidre. All of the Deidras having such variable personalities. And then all of the books you pick up having so much. much like information about like how crazy that world is like that game is a masterpiece genuinely has a ton of shit in it like it's a masterpiece and like i will say though the people that don't like it they probably just don't like that type of game because and when people say it's dated up there's

people that still say like oh marwin's a shit marwin's still my favorite like there's people that people that like elder scrolls those are people that are into the elder scrolls universe you know so they're like data's not a thing to those people you know but like people that just like casually play there of course it is like fucking of course it is that shit's janky as fuck but uh i will say i will say i do feel dumb but i just had to do it

or because i i bought on 360 of course i got on PC that's where i was like oh this is shit and fucking overhauled it to like 8K and stuff my computer's like smoking and shit but uh i had to buy the remastered because i just wanted to like repair i just wanted to compare even though my fucking modded skyrim looked better, I still had to do it. I just wanted to see, like, the differences, and of course I could watch

it, but it's just better to experience it yourself. It's different when you can see it. I'm always kind of shocked now, because, like, do you remember, I don't know when this was, but there was a period in time when the trailer for a video game looked...

Way better. Way better. And I don't mean, like, in the sense of, like, ooh, it's a CG trailer that's obviously fake, and then the game sucks. Like that still happens to this day But what I mean is like Playing a game on the PS1

And seeing a trailer for that game on TV Wasn't really all that different in the sense of like What you saw from it You know because it was like it was low resolution shit Like we were watching shit on like like CRT TVs with like the static effect coming off it But like seeing a game running like in like 1440p or 4K Like 60 frames like on a monitor

And looking at a video video of that game running on a YouTube video is so different. Even with something like Skyrim. It's insane. I remember seeing videos of Halo Infinite before it was properly out in the public and everybody could play it. And I remember

thinking like, this looks okay. And then like I booted it up. I'm like this looks fucking crazy. It's weird. That's like a weird truth that like there were a period of times where like... It's the compression. Yeah, yeah. It was a period of time where like my... It was weird

the time where video games were like, oh, this looks great on TV, but it's going to look fine on my thing to now. It looks fine on TV. And then when I played on my computer, it looks out of this fucking world. Yeah, and it's obviously compression, but like, I mean, like, I distinctly remember a time when that wasn't something that I noticed. Like, I would look at, I would look at a trailer and I'd be like, oh, yeah, that looks good. And then I get the game. It's like, oh, that looks exactly what, yeah. Well, it's like, do you remember, do you remember when the market started selling HD headphones. Now you can listen to things in HD quality

where it's fucking crazy where that's just kind of the standard now. But if you go back to like some old ass piece of shit headphones in the fucking 90s or like mid-2000s or whatever and you like wait, I don't remember the music sounding this fucking shitty. Like it's just it's like when you get to hear things like oh this is how it's supposed to sound or like listening to something

with a WAV or something on vinyl and versus an MP3. Like you didn't notice it before, but then when you start hearing those differences, you can. I'm like, oh, I can hear all the symbols individually. It doesn't sound like a cloud of fucking dust. So I totally get that. And fucking people, a lot of times when people upload shit, I do this myself, though. When I'm recording, when I'm capturing footage.

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

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because I don't want the file to be so fucking huge. Oh, yeah, for sure. So that's what, like a lot of time you watch shit on YouTube, but it can't look as good because people are like oh yeah I don't want this fucking I don't want to upload this thing for two fucking hours

just so it can be like perfect 4K and shit Yeah it takes way longer than fucking two hours man Like YouTube compresses the shit Out of everything too So it's not even worth it It's not worth it you're right

Yeah But yeah Let's see let's see let's see We'll do two more And I think that'd be fine Dead Inside Rodney says Greetings Jents So I recently got back

From Walt Disney World Vacation and the lines from a Walt Disney World vacation and the lines were almost as torturous as this podcast. Still, spending so much time in line got me thinking. Universal's opening a Super Nintendo world in Hollywood, and I'm curious

if you fellas could have, could have a game IP brought to life, what would you want to see? Thanks for keeping me company. That's like 35. It's like 35 for me. There's like I would want to see a fucking mass effect world.

That'd be insane. You go fucking touch, Matrix, Ben, and Badeshii's fucking titties. You can just go and like touch her teeth. Okay, okay, okay. Yeah, you can, you probably couldn't. No, like, there's a place where you do, like, it's a part of the attraction. I'm not going to touch a woman's breast that's dress as her.

That's assault. That's a, so you want, so you want a room for simulated assault is what you want? No, I want a room where it's like, here's, matrix, here's Benessia. There's, there's her tits. I know why you guys are here. Have at it. but like, thanks, move.

And I'm going to go do it I got to do. That's so fucking ridiculous. Or like Destiny, like a Destiny theme park or an Elders Scrolls theme park would be insane because you'd be there all day and you'd get to like half of it probably. Maybe a fourth biggest. Elders School is so insanely huge and vast. I feel like my real answer, I feel like the one that I could see working really well, like actually, like not just one that I would want to see,

but like one that I could see working really well. I could see a fallout theme park working really, really well. Just like all these like roller coasters that are designed to look like they've been like nuked to hell and like they're like dilapidated and like nukeacolas and like, you know, all these like the 50s music

and like the art deco like kind of art like art style and like architecture happening. And like people you have to pay for things with like bottle caps. Like I really think, I genuinely think that would be like a really fun like you get have like a pit boy and it would have like a directory on the of like a map that'd be cool yeah that'd be really cool yeah

i could i could unironically see that could you imagine like a dead space theme park where you like in this no no no no no i imagine like not an entire theme part a ride probably yeah i would like just like one section you're like a section of it like you're walking and like someone comes out and screams and like it scutters through the thing like with a light flashing that would probably scare some people to death like some people probably get so scared they would die in that situation dude they already like when they did like things when they do things like not scary farm and whatnot i always thought like how the fuck they get away with this because i feel like there's people that probably did like have heart attacks because they would try so hard to scare you and shit and i would love to do something

like that because i remember the last time i went to not scary farm was fucking forever ago i was probably like seventh grade or some shit because i normally don't give a fuck about going to those theme things during Halloween or whatever and uh they had spawn mask on that's how fucking long ago it was like like and uh i i love love the like how they were dressed and shit and and thinking of this question I would love to have like dark souls enemies like having fucking those crazy ass fucking people dressed up and just fucking with you like like but they actually they actually kill you have to like fucking roll all the way and shit or they're gonna they're gonna fucking like they're gonna fucking

yeah I think like I think like smog you get like trapped like against or isn't smoke and they're beating the fucking shit out of you they're kicking you they're kicking like stomping on you you're like, yo, please someone helping your friends leave you. And with that stupid, like, long sword just slicing everyone. And his fucking stupid ass like stab. You just like, yo, he stabbed me from like a mile away, dude. Did that be crazy? What if it's just like the theme park full of Gwins and then on the loudspeakers?

It's just his fucking theme song. Just playing in rotation. No, you. And like there's like a foggy, like there's like a foggy, um, door where like there's a bunch of like fog things going. and you're going to enter the fog and you walk in and you're going to fight Gwen but then two more show up

and you're like oh and then two more show up and you're like I don't think this was a win this boss fight Who would go to this thing? Idiots idiots that take somebody with a big ass club

and a loincloth on I want to see I want to see I want to see a theme park styled exactly like the Toby McGuire 2002 Spider-Man game for PS2 and everybody is a bald henchman

and all they're allowed to say is looks like the freak wants to play and that's the entire and the pizza set down the pizza time music is playing out of the silence music no no no no no that's Spider-Man too you're not there yet

you gotta prove yourself with the looks like the freak wants to play over and over again are they all do they look exactly the same too like it's the same it's the same model hold on us

Spider-Man Polygon clothes on dude That would be fucking amazing I'd be terrified Like how is this How's this happening The fucking dude The hentron in that game looked so funny

They were all like these bald Like jacket wearing Like weirdos It was like Oh man I wish I could find it on Google But I can't find them Like the freak wants to play

They looked They all look like Aaron Lewis Kind of actually Uh Yeah But But

It's pretty well It's pretty well Hold my dick up high All right Last one Ultrasound 700 This is a holdover From the last question thread

But nevertheless We gotta get through these Dear the podcasters That look like my morning coffee You're supposed Suppose you're walking down the street And out the corner of your eye You see the live leak logo

Floating in midair It doesn't move But it looks the same No matter what angle you view it from What do you even do at that point I hope I guess you hope that you're just a bystander You know

Is it following me? If it's following me Then that's bad If it's not following me Then like Because you know it's weird Like what if what if you not react Like what if you going about your day

Creates it Or what if you're staying home With your stared creates it Or like what if What if you're paying attention to his grades It's like what if you never looked at it You'd be like oh Everyone's gonna live my life to wait

Like you don't know what's gonna happen You know Like when it was conundrum momentary It's like ah That's unfortunate. Like, yeah, yeah, like you're looking up and it distracts you and then because you're distracted like a like a car hits you or whatever the fuck. Or you get it with a fucking speeding tire at like 87,000 miles per hour and you're like, where does this tire come from this fast and it knocks the top part of your torso off? You're like, whoa, man.

That's a lot. I think I would probably, I think I definitely like, I don't know, man, because I feel like if I reacted to it, that would be the thing that would cause it to, you know what I mean? like to end you like you know like or what if it's a warning it's a warning from the lively gods you're like hey you could avoid this

that would be a hell of a prank though if you could get like a bat signal but it was just like the lively thing and you just like you just like shown it into the clouds that would probably that would fuck with people I bet I'm like oh I would do

I'm getting scared thinking about that it's coming from what if every person I was like gruesomely what if a person I was like gruesomely mangled for a live video they see it before they die it's like the ring or some shit like the fucking ring it's like some twilight zone shit there's like a meme of some guy like an Asian guy and he's like

random um random Chinese factory worker and then it says a lively thing appears he and start sweating a bunch I'm just like oh man you know he's about to get it oh my god all right well I guess That's about it for today. This is a longer episode. So we hope you appreciated that. A little thing for your... I assume this will be out for free feeds by... I think Thanksgiving, right?

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