The Snark Tank - #91 - Uncle Majic

Episode Date: December 9, 2021

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It's disgusting. It's... It sounds... It's just amusing to me that's, like, real. Because, like, I just said that. I didn't know I was right. I didn't take French. I'm not even remotely French.

I mean, I don't know. Puerto Rico's, you know. Maybe. But, like... Omelet do damage. Omelet, the omelet of damage. Yeah. Omelet with damage.

Dude. Jomey Poo. Jomey. Well, I guess it's not. It's of damage. Yeah, obviously, dude. Well, I don't know, actually. Like, I sincerely, I don't know, I don't know anything about French at all.

I know a little bit. It took two years. You took two years of French? I took two years because I was like, I grew up with enough Spanish people around me that I'm like, I understand enough. Let me do something useless. And half of the class was people that were fluent in Spanish or more than half. It was most of them so they can just get an easy grade. They're like, oh, I'll learn a couple of things since I already flew it in Spanish.

And then they'll just learn a couple new because it's so fucking similar. It's very similar. You know what's crazy? My grandma who speaks Spanish and French says French sounds different from other Latin languages. She said between Italian French and Spanish, she said she thinks French is the most different at all of them. French feels like the most different because it's got those like flemy. It just doesn't follow the rules. Let's follow the rules and other ones. I feel like French is what would happen if like those other languages were just a little bit more German. You know what I mean? There's a lot of like there's a lot of like throat things going on with like the French language.

It's very bizarre. Like Italian, Italian and like Spanish are like. They're the closest. They're the closest together. Borderline the same. Like it is like it's it's Italian is just sing songy Spanish basically. It's just like, hey, what if it's it's, hey Italian. Hey, you know, it's like it's literally just all this like It's just cadence swapping is all it is. Some of the words just kept the same. There's like one other different. It's like Senoras and Senjoras.

Yeah, yeah. It's like a minimum difference. Portuguese is fucking weird. Yeah. We had one friend who was Portuguese and he could speak Portuguese and he was like, yeah, it was this. It was this, he never, like he was like me knowing Portuguese has not helped me at all in life. It was Marco. Marco can speak Portuguese.

Yeah, yeah, you're right. I've never, my language is not useful. Like I know Italian luckily so I'm useful with that Now is he Portuguese Portuguese or is he like you know raped and pillaged Portuguese Like Brazilian he's he's half Portuguese half Italian so he's not Brazilian The fact that Brazilian speak Portuguese is always the weirdest shit to me ever I was just like what? Well I feel like don't you think that like Spanish and Portuguese people don't get on enough when you think about him imperialism when you think about like say this how like conquistadors and whatnot like

They don't know no one shits on them not really like it's just almost accepted. I'm a Taino Puerto Rican from my grandma's family. So I'm very aware that the spaniards of monsters. My grandmother, my grandmother can speak Taino and she's like they destroyed our island. They ruined it and we don't even have our language there anymore. People don't even know that there was a language prior to Spanish there. Yeah. I'm seeing people that look like you and then they're speaking Spanish and I'm like, oh, that's pretty cool. It's a big. That's an African.

What is he speaking Spanish for? You're from Spain. You're Spaniard. You're from Italy. You're Italian. Like, what is a Portuguese? Is that like a Portuguese? Like, what is, what's Portuguese?

I think you're just, are you just Portuguese? You're just Portuguese, huh? I guess Portugal is the world. And why do they have so much influence? These sell small their fucking countries. compared to anything else over there. Spain, France, and Germany have big ass fucking pieces. Portugal basically is carved out of Spain.

And they like fucking conquered an entire South America, basically. Look, it's pretty impressive. I don't want to speak on geography that I'm not familiar with, but they seem to me, to an uneducated observer, Portugal seems like, like New Jersey almost, Whereas it's just kind of, it's like there and it's like it's kind of New York, but like, I mean, look, I already hear people saying things like, oh, what about England? England small, dude. I hear people. I hear the comments section already. Like, listen. If you're here for an education, you're on the wrong podcast. You think they know how big England is? Nobody listening to this podcast does how big England is. England's not big. You know what I learned? It's not a big place at all. Dude, I learned like a lot of,

especially like when you see an Atlas globe, I learn that the way that it's viewed and the way that it's mapped is so incredibly wrong. Oh, that pisses me off. Not even, not even, not even, like, not even actual, like world maps are measured the right way. Yeah.

They're just not done right. Well, because it's impossible to map out a sphere on a flat plane. So, like, it's just like everything's like contours. I forget what, there's like a website that lets you actually, actually like go on to like the globe. That's exactly what I was starting to see the...

That's what tripped me out and I was actually, uh, it kind of, I was pissed off about Greenland. Because Greenland, I thought I was like, Greenland is this massive fucking continent that's just like, pretty much frozen. It's not as big as you think. Yeah. And it really upset me.

Greenland is probably like, I don't know. Greenland is so shockingly small. Like it might as well be a subway. Like a sandwich shop. It is so... It's not that small, but it's definitely way smaller than it's exhibited. But like in comparison to how, like what you think, in comparison to what you think about Greenland, it is disappointingly small.

It is like frighten. I wish I knew what that's... For those of it, we kind of interrupted because like we just kind of know what we're talking about. But if you guys are listening and you haven't seen this thing before, it's like some website that you can like kind of drag states and countries across the globe to see how big they actually. actually are in relation to other countries. So you could drag like Texas over Antarctica and see like how big they actually are in comparison instead of just on the globe where things are kind of distorted.

Like I remember thinking, I remember thinking bigger than Germany. Texas is huge. I don't know if it's bigger than Germany, but like I wouldn't be fucking surprised at this point. My whole, Texas is like the size of a lot of like European countries. Like I know it's much bigger than a lot of European countries. I wonder if I Google like,

globe drag size. Like maybe like So here's a, I don't know if you can see this, but like here's a good example of what you would think and what Greenland looks like versus here it is like,

like when you look it on the map, you're like wow, greenland's pretty big. And you see the actual size. It's just like basically could be a country in Africa. Yeah. And so it's like, oh, that's so misleading. Oh, here it is. So he found the website.

Yeah, so the website is called. the true size.com and it just like some conspiracy shit. It really does that. This is the size of France. Texas is the size of France. Texas

is bigger than Germany. Yeah it is. That's kind of insane to think about. That's crazy. Texas is larger than most European country. Texas is the second It's two times larger than Germany

Roughly It is bigger It is actually That's insane Texas by itself is bigger than Ireland and the United Kingdom Yes it is It is

That is so Stupid and you could fit all of Iceland In the middle of Texas And still have the overwhelming majority of Texas left It's like this I hate this website And France France

France is France is France is slightly, slightly bigger than Germany. And no, then I'm than Texas. Slightly. Slightly. That is fucking crazy. That is why no one comes here.

Because it's so big and it's so many people. They'd be like, no, we can't do it. We'll just, we'll bomb them if anything. And, man, I can't even describe to you how disappointed I was when I learned about, like, Antarctica, you know? Because Antarctica. is you've been led to believe it's the biggest fucking thing in the world

because it just takes up it's almost like the bottom of space and it's pretty fucking big like it's like you know it's a sizable you never thought Antarctica was big. You never thought Antarctica was big? No because I

kind of know what it looks like is it's kind of the frozen bottom. Right but like on every map it takes up the whole bottom of the map is what I'm saying it takes up the entire bottom like when you when you ratio it, like look at the ratio of it to Australia or South America or something.

And then look at the chunk that is displayed on the map. It looks like, oh my God, that is just like a fucking eighth of the fucking, you know, like it's not even, that's just a piece of it. It's not even like the bottom and then the other parts of the, you know what I mean? It makes it look like it's so

insanely massive. Yeah, it's so, which in hindsight, in hindsight, in hindsight, that makes it like a lot. lot of sense, obviously, because like, the, like a map is just... Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CBS pharmacist, Victoria

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder,

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The entire circumference of the world, so obviously if something takes up the whole bottom, it's looping around in on itself. But it's still like... I guess they don't have the points touching. So if the points were touching, you would see it be a much smaller piece of land. It's just an infuriating website. Like, I just don't like seeing this. Because it just makes me feel like every single bit of geography I ever learned was just wrong.

Even if it isn't, just feels that way. Emotional. I mean, I felt that way when I went to Puerto Rico and I realized how much, how small. So, because, like, Puerto Rico's small. Then I went to St. Thomas and St. Thomas is much smaller than Puerto Rico. Because in Puerto Rico, you can see from shore to shore. Yeah. Like, if you go up top of your roof, you can probably see one side and the other side.

Look at Tom Sweeney. Bucci, Tom Sweeney, he has a roof he can stand on. Nice. And then if you go, if you're in just like, if you're in freaking, it's Charlotte Amalia's the capital of St. Thomas. It's like the neighbor to Puerto Rico. You can just like turn around and see all the water surrounding you.

And you realize how small of a place you're on. Yeah. It's like, shit, dude. People live here. People live in this goldfish of a place. That's why baseball is so popular there because you can't play a single game without everybody knowing about it. Because like,

the ball just goes across the island and everybody's like, what's this? And then everybody goes to the baseball game. Oh, they're playing baseball. A ball just flew into my window, into my hut. Let me go deal with it. Can you imagine? Puerto Rico is like

what's the, what's the, it's like the Spartan program but for like baseball players. Like the Dominican Republic? No, the whole entire Caribbean, all of them. Jamaica, Puerto Rico, Cuba, fucking Grenada, Barbados, they just all. They all play baseball.

Yeah. Even just the, even in the water, you know, people born in the water, like the sea creed, like the fucking merman and shit. They're all just fucking.

Fritons come out the water. And they're like, hey, we're playing baseball and they're like, sea, vanaki. And you go and you guys play baseball. Is that how we're going to make first contact with the sea creatures?

They're going to like come up and then they look all intimidating, but they just challenge us to baseball. It's like a really shitty, really uninteresting version of space. jab. And we win. We win. We beat them down. We beat them to fucking pace. We don't even win by a lot. We just beat them like by a technicality or something.

It's like, you can't swim to the ball, idiot. You guys lose now. And they're like, we lose. We'll be back in 2,000 years to try again. Two thousand. They come every 2,000 years. Do you think? What the fuck? Yeah, they're like cicadas. They just hibernate for like a very specific.

amount of time. Do you think... Respectful? Do you think that would be... Like, how much do you think that would fuck with you? Like, the idea of... The idea of like a civilization of people underwater that just sort of like made themselves... Like, would that be worse than aliens?

No, they'd be... They'd be technically Earthlings, so I could respect them more. Well, they are Earthlings if they're from the ocean. Yeah, so I respect them more. How human-like are they? I mean... I feel disrespected. I feel disrespected that they're here and they just didn't say shit. But that's not there.

That's not, that's not like, like, I don't, this is coming from me. So like, be prepared to be mind blown. But like, it's not really like they're underwater living underwater. Like they're not bothering us. In fact, we're only just extremely bothering them. So I'd be like, hey, that's kind of, that's kind of what we're saying, though. You know what I mean? Like, you should, you should, why haven't they?

if someone's like being really loud or whatever in the apartment next door, you'd be like, you know, you're like knock on the door, you'd be like, hey, guys, like, maybe chill. I mean, you would. I wouldn't do that. Maybe chill. Well, no, what people, what people who used to live around us would do is they would call the fucking manager instead of just actually, like, coming to us and being like, hey,

it's chill. For me, I just be like, they're just, they're doing their thing right now. I'm going to let them live because I do that. I get loud sometimes, too. And I'm just, I just, I'm just like, hey, do your thing. Yeah, but I mean, if somebody filled your house with plastic, I don't think you'd be so fucking passive about it. They might be deep-sea motherfuckers, you know, like, under the unders, you know, where like only shit that's bioluminescent exists.

Like, Mariana's trench? It's like the depth. Like, they all had, like, they had human parts except for their heads were like all anglerfish. Ah, I would like fuck me. That would fuck me up. That would, I would scream if I saw. But they're like really nice and stuff. They're like, really chintel.

They're like, I even understand how we look in. to you. I don't want to hurt you, but if you keep yelling, it's going to send me into a blood rage. So please stop yelling. You know, just keep screaming. One of my favorite, yo, my favorite videos on the internet are those videos of like people like, like, like, like, uh, like, poking cryptids that wash up on the shore, like, like genetic, you know, those like, those genetic experiment videos of like, look at this mermaid that just washed up on shore. Oh, yeah. And there's just a bloated Italian man that got thrown in a river. Yeah, that's just... That's not a mermaid.

That's Vinnie Patron right there. He's dead. Vinny Patron. That's just... This is all Italian made. The mob killed this man. And now we have a mermaid. That's a bloated dog, bro.

That's not a mermaid. That's a dog that was got fucking waterlogged. It's been in the ocean for fucking three weeks. Waterlog. And now it looks like a dolphin. Yeah, waterlogged is one of the most like, fucking visceral words to me. Like, I don't know what it is.

Like, you say that word, and I immediately imagine, like, a bloated, like, horrifying thing. Is that what it's called? It's called waterlogging. You get, like, bloated from being in a water. Yeah, yeah, it's what waterlogging is. Yeah.

Yo, you know what's crazy? Your cells can burst if you absorb, they absorb too much water. I forgot what it's called. If it's called Inverneration or something like that, I learned about it in, in bio. It was like, if you don't have enough water, your cells get really, really, really thin.

But if you absorb way, way, way too much water, your cells just burst open. So that dog's body is that thing. If you poke it with a stick, it'll bust open. It'll be clear. It freaked me out a lot when I learned that you could drown hours after like you were like out of the water and like fine. Like if you almost drowned or whatever and you had like water in your lungs or whatever

and you got CPR and then you were fine. You could still drown like four hours later or some shit. That is... That's why they push your chest to get the way to eject all the water out your body. That is so fucking terrifying. That is like genuinely scary. That that's possible. I didn't know that was younger.

I didn't know that was... Because I thought like... You thought people could breathe blood? I thought your blood couldn't kill you. I don't know why. For some reason I thought like your blood couldn't kill you when I was smaller. And I saw the movie four brothers. That's why I learned it a fucking four blooder.

other is like fucking idiot mark rollberg a fucking and julya three thousand and some like white kid another black guy and i was just like you could drown your own blood like i was like when i heard that i was just like you're lying to me that's such child that's that's such first grade logic your blood can't hurt you it's like i thought like van go would grow his ear back i thought like your ear grew back i was like he cut his ear off but his ear's going to grow back duh, I've scraped my arm before and my fucking skin grew back. Like, what are you talking about? It might have a scar, I guess.

Like, that's how it happened. Like, it's going to come back. It doesn't come back, Newsflack. If it does come back, you're special. I've never thought anything that stupid. You must have thought something stupid when you were a kid. No, I definitely, I definitely remember doing something really stupid as a kid. Or it was just a dumb idea where I was thinking,

I wonder if I could pee for like a long time if I just pound water while I'm pissing. So I took in a bunch of cups of water with me. And then I realized, yeah, I realized quickly that, oh, wait, it takes a while. It takes a while to filter. You're such a simple. You're such a simple kid. That's a little simplistic child thing ever. That's not as simple.

I didn't think my fucking ear was going to grow back if I cut it off. No, mine was just wrong, but yours is like simple, like not even like dumb or stupid, just like very streamlined simple. Like, if I drink water, I pee. So I'm a drink a lot water. So I keep peeing. That's just like a child trying to understand how the world works in its most simple form. I remember sometimes I remember I have a very vivid memory when I was like a little boy. Like I was, I was, I was been like three or four or like probably even younger. But I remember seeing certain people. in thinking that some people just didn't have ears. And I don't know why I thought that. That makes sense though. Because I guess I saw people with like big hair or whatever and it was just covering there is like, oh, I guess those people don't have ears because I don't have object permanence. And it's like if something isn't in my direct field of vision, it's not real.

But the fact that we grow that eventually, like we don't exactly have it. Like the fact that we grow object permanence is terrifying. because that's just like such a that's such a vital thing to being like a human being and like other animals don't have it and as growing it means they can probably eventually just like develop it too and I feel like that's the big step toward like real evolution do animals understanding that do animals not have object permanence I don't think they do because I feel like they must happy when you come back home I guess what animals I'm curious actually have Object permanence Uh buboh Dogs cats and a few species of bird Like crows jays and ravens Oh that's just that's such a shockingly small list

I guess that makes sense I really thought it was a lot more than that Like I thought like a cow and had object permanence But it was just too stupid to do anything with it It's a fucking fat bitch of a creature But house are important bro House are very important Oh yeah I know we can we love

Yeah, where would it be with that? We wouldn't have cool coats or dead things to eat. Or even like they helped the spread of forest, bro. They're like really, really, really, really, really important animals. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist,

Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live, with stomach issues, we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like, I get a stomachache every time that I eat. And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just, I have a stomach ache every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut,

you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication. And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeartRadio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts.

I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome.

I think I saw billboarded years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan.

From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I didn't believe that. I couldn't believe how important, like, how necessary cows are to, like, not stopping, like, forestation and shit. I'm like, what?

Are chickens necessary? Or are they just like here because we like them? Maybe. I think they're here because you like him still. Yeah, yeah. I think that's most things. Like, if we didn't like, I mean, like, if we didn't like any animal on the planet, like, it'd be gone. No, no, no, no, I don't think so.

Yeah. No, because we exterminate animals by accident. It's like, whoops, there goes the blue toucan or whatever the fucks. Sorry. We didn't even have a problem with that one. But, like, it's gone. but mosquitoes we all hate

we all fucking hate him and we've actually like genuinely argued the ethical reasons why we should or should not destroy them because we can we have the capability

to destroy mosquitoes but we haven't to destroy everything but why haven't we destroyed mosquitoes really because mosquitoes feed other things that help like have biodiversity

we need them for like other things to eat because like I don't know I think of any mosquitoes there are. I think of how new mosquitoes there are, right? Like I hate my radio. I'm saying mosquitoes.

I hate those two things, right? Roaches, we might not be able to get rid of. I think to get rid of roaches, we have to get rid of ourselves as well. Yeah, it's like the flood. We'd have to, we'd have to set the halo off and kill us also. Yeah. No, you can't get rid of roaches because they eat, they eat matter. Yeah, they eat anything.

They eat matter what it is. Matter. I was because I remember researching this when we had the roach problem in our old, we had a, we had an apartment in California that had like a roach problem. And I was researching. I was like, how the fuck do we get rid of these? And it's like, well, roaches feed on matter. And I was like, so dust and dead skin and other dead roaches. So it's like, the fuck do you do?

You got to go hard. You got to get rid of everything. You gotta like you gotta really like all right well I feel like the only way Everybody needs to put on fucking Gas masks for a day And then we just gas the world The whole bitch

Gass the whole world Open everything up and just gas that bitch Fuck the greenhouse effect Just kill all of them No because you know what happens One One of them survives and he like has like a little adventure Where he's it's all Pixary

And he like survives in a little bubble That was blown by a two year old or whatever And it's all cute And then he gets out and all of his friends are dead and he just eats all of his friends, has a baby. And then like, there he goes. And now you have a million roaches again. They're that permanent of a creature. And I can't stand that.

That pisses me off. I feel like they're going to be, when humans disappear, they're going to evolve into the next intelligent species. I'm pretty sure. No. It's going to be that. You're out of your mind. You're out of your mind. Because they just persist, bro.

I'm pretty sure they're like resilient to like radiation, which is like anatomic. just insane that a creature that is alive and has carbon in its body can be resumed to radiation. That's just insane. That's just an insane. They're just like, hey, we show up and we run away. They're not even like aggressive animals either. They're just annoying. They're just, I think they have a bigger destiny.

I think they do. Oh my God. Because like, like, think of it like this, all right? They're not assholes like fire ants and bedbugs and shit. they're just gross and annoying yeah but they they just make it they're like the Jewish of like the insects

they just can't be kept down they're just gonna gonna make it somehow you can't you can't beat them down they're gonna do it that's a weird thing to say but I mean the Jewish the Jewish have had a colorful past bro they've been enslaved by every people that could enslave man

And then they almost got exterminated and they still bouncing back, bro. They're tough, dude. I don't know. I feel like this conversation, it's like you're talking about roaches and then the next thing you're talking about is Jews. I just don't like where this is going. I'm doing praise to both of them for the tenacity. You sound like Ethan Ralph right now. I saw, by the way, I saw like, I saw his name like coming up all over Twitter like recently.

Like, not even because he did anything, but just because like, I think he, like, tweet. Do you know Augie? I don't know these people really but like it's like these are like drama people but I saw you like unloaded some like crazy text like insane Florea text message I'm like I'm a it's amazing how many people don't like him but it's like it's not even in like a keem star way where it's like people don't like him but he like exists as like an entertainment vessel he just has no one in his corner ever like it's It's kind of astounding that somebody is that unlikable. But no one. It's, it's, I'll just say that it's astounding that he has like, after all this shit that he's done or whatever, he still has an audience. He's like a roach, man. He's like a roach.

Yeah. He persists, bro. He puts in a way that other people just don't. Like, he's evil. He's evil. He's evil. Like, he's a bad. You can rob.

a bad guy. I just go as far to say that. I don't care if people get mad at me. No one's going to be maddie. And this motherfucker just be around and no one's been like, yo, we got to take this guy out. No one's going to get maddie. You're fine. I just found a, because you just said that you saw that name trending. And, uh, yeah, I just had to put it in to see if anything popped up. And somebody made a video on the 23rd about the, the fall of blood sport, internet blood sports. Oh, right. Right. Right. him in it's Ethan in the fall of internet blood sports and I'm like all right I'm saving this shit I watch oh wait holy shit is three hours it's fucking what the hell is wrong with people

dude every video these fucking videos so long every video is three hours now involving him it's always a long as video because you're always like yo what other exculpate does he look I had a lot of dude Ethan Ralph is like the Thanos of the internet and we just haven't dealt with him yet Like he's just a bad guy. I wouldn't put it that far. He's not that powerful, really. He's not powerful, but he's just a problem out there that's just like swimming and no one's been like, yeah, you know. He's not.

He's not over here yet. Let him let him do his thing. I wouldn't pay him that much of a compliment. I do think the, I do think the, uh, I got into like a whole thing, like a couple weeks ago because I like made fun of like some videos that were like seven hours long or whatever. And people were like, uh, it's real hard to make. seven hour long videos and it's like yeah I know I just I just like it's more of a matter of like why Like I don't know like it's it's exactly it just why you know what it is it's it's probably the difference in the way that

People consume content now because when I was when I was a kid and like watching YouTube a lot I didn't have YouTube on in like the background or like in my car or like I didn't like leave it on in the background while I was doing other shit I was actually like sitting and like watching things that I was excited to watch or like oh here's a person that I like in respect

I'm gonna sit down and watch it like a show but like now I feel like a lot of people not even necessarily this is a bad thing it's just that now I think it's a little bit more like I'll watch something but I kind of won't really watch it I'll have it on in the background so the longer

the better because it means I have to change the channel less. But that's why I, that's why there's two billion podcasts out there and that's why I thought podcasts were for. I'm like, this is great. Yeah, that's kind of where I was falling where it's like, I like a podcast,

I have no problem with long, you want to make like a seven hour fucking podcast, that's fine. But like to me, it's like if you're editing a video where there's like things on screen that you have to see and like, you know,

everything on screen has a purpose. I don't know if I would make a seven-hour video for the sheer purpose of I know that the majority of people are just not going to see like half of the shit that's on screen right now They're just going to like put it on the background anyway. It's almost like they don't doesn't even need to be a video portion to it Which is like fine because that's that's kind of what we're doing like now like the Stark tank isn't a video Like we have a video component because like people Respond well to it and people like it. But I'll tell you right now was a lot easier to not have a video component. It was hilariously easy to just like just make audio and just send it out. I didn't have to like get the lighting ready or like make sure my webcam was working and all that shit. The video component to this podcast is largely seasoning. It's not like what the the content is unless you want to you know unless you want to watch fucking Kingston and Derek become

nightmare creatures at the end while I'm reading the credit. That's that's a that's a huge. That's a huge draw to this podcast. Yeah, the nightmare. The nightmare sequence at the end. Yeah. The fucking color black kingston. I love it. I love that version of me.

It is astounding that you're able to just become a racist caricature with very minimal editing. I love it, dude. I love it, dude. I love how I wonder if the first non-black people that saw black people, that's what they saw. saw night creatures and they were like oh I'm afraid of this obviously this is terrible that's nighttime but a person this so stupid you're such a fucking idiot that's what you mean that's what just because you're telling me that's not scary you look look at it look at a person doing blackface and tell me that shit's not scary I mean it's concerning I would say it's scary

because nothing looks like that. I'm pretty sure if someone in blackface showed up to an African village. They'd be like, what is that? That is terrifying. No, but I understand, but I feel like you would say the same thing about, I mean, white people are afraid of clowns, you know, and they're just extreme white face.

Yeah. Extreme white. Good point. Any extreme variance of that where it's like somebody like wearing like a hilarious amount of makeup to the point where they're old. almost a different creature. Yeah, it's fucking freaky. Like, I remember being afraid of clowns

when I was a kid. I remember, like, not even, like, in an it way where, like, I didn't look at it, like, oh, I'm terrified of that. Or, like, oh, Ronald McDonald scares me. It was more like, ha, ha, clowns, they're fiction.

And then, like, you'd be walking through Central Park, and then you'd see a real clown we're handing out, like, balloons and shit. And that... I don't know why, but every time... That was too much for... That was too much for me for me for some reason.

Just seeing a clown in the wild. For some reason, whatever you see a clown, anyone who's scared of clowns, that clown instantly knows. And it is like, I'm going to bother you. It is come back. You're like, what the fuck? They run up to you and they skip frames. The same thing's happened to me.

The same thing's happened to me where I've just been walking through places. I really don't like clowns. I don't like them. I have a huge problem with clowns. I don't like their fucking stupid hair. I don't like their dumb ass clothes and their big ass shoes. I hate them. They make me want to fucking scream.

And there was one time where I was just at like, I was just at like a fucking, like a, one of the fucking scare places. Like I think it was Universal Studios. And I don't know how this clown just knew. I kept it cool as a cucumber. And this motherfucker decided to run right at me. I'm huge. That's not smart to run at me. And this motherfucker just.

came at me and I was like I'm scared I'm scared now I'm panicking I'm panicking this clown smells my fear and now it's trying to invade me they can see I hate that I just know do feed off of fear I think it's yeah because I don't have a problem with clowns and they never fuck with me so I think you just confirmed it yeah I wasn't even acting scared like I don't I don't emote they fucking smell it yeah they can they can because I remember being a little kid and seeing that clown making balloons in Central Park and then like my aunt walked me by it and it immediately was like

like handed me a balloon and I was like I got so I wasn't even scared I didn't cry but I got real mad like I had like a real mad expression on my face like I'm fucking and then they like my aunt tore me away from the fucking clown but like I just I can't

I can't abide by a clown like I just I can't I can't give them rights I can't support it it's just If you're, if you choose to become a clown, you shouldn't be able to vote. You shouldn't be able to vote. You shouldn't be able to buy property. So you should.

He shouldn't be able to buy property. So is, is clown college a thing actually? I think so. You know what I mean? I think it's this clown school. Probably because you got to go. Yeah, it's not. It's there's definitely, it's like some vocation.

Like, it's got to be some type of vocation because all the, how else would you learn how to do that dumb shit? How old would you learn how to be a fucking idiot? How would you feel, hold on, Kingston, this is a real question, a genuine question. How would you feel, you and Lily, you have your fake girlfriend, you have a real kid somehow, let's pretend that's possible. You grow up, you buy a house, you have two beautiful children. And as they're growing up, one of them decides, Kingston, I'm going to go to clown college because I really, I feel really passionate about the clowning arts. How do you respond? I would start screaming.

I would start fucking screaming and yelling. And I wouldn't yell at him. I would yell at Lily because that's in her gene pool. That had to be in her gene pool. Now part of me is going to become a clown. A portion of my blood is going to be connected to clowns. And I'm going to throw shit and I'm going to scream at her. I'm not going to put my hands on her.

But I'll put my hands near her. I really can't believe. Clown College feels like a fake thing. But like I'm at this website, the clown school, the clownschool.com. It's got- It has to be, yeah. But I understand it has to be, but at the same time, I'm shocked that it is because what can't you just, It feels like you could just like get the costume and just be a clown like it like I don't know.

Is there like a clown agency? Is there like- It's not quite that simple, but it's close. I think it's like you can do that. Is there like a screen actors guild for clowns? No, I think so. I think so because like I think you can be an independent clown

but the thing is you're probably not going to get fucking work because you're probably not trusted. A sound cloud clown? Yeah. It's like a it's like a it's like a barber right? Like you can get homey haircuts. You can get homey tattoos or you can go to the shops.

You can go, it's probably like that. You know what I mean? Like there's levels to that shit. You could be an independent clown. I'm an independent clown. independent clown. Yeah, but you don't fuck with those people because they're the John Wayne Gaseys. Like those are, you don't fuck with those people.

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is. is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

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From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Yeah, like, at least try to get a vetted clown. I wouldn't even want to, like, fuck clowns, dude.

Like, I want Spider-Man. I want a Spider-Man with Tims. That's what I want to get from my kid's birthday. Spider-Col. I want a Spider-Man with fucking Tim's to show up. at so many of those parties and those parties never end well man what do you mean what parties something stupid happens like one of the ghetto parties where you get like fucking or homie to clown not homey to clown what's the name with dr magic or doctor you ever see those commercials

uncle magic that's the most new york shit ever that is the most new york thing ever oh my god i forgot everybody everybody everybody everybody look up uncle magic when you can because it's a crazy thing but you always get like the uncle magic or like this fucking spider man or Disney and Mickey and it's always these ghetto ass motherfuckers that come to these kid parties smoking like fucking Newports and black and mouths and shit like that and they be doing like ghetto ass dances and they be fucking boxing a little kids and I'm like yo why the fuck you keep getting these motherfuckers. Yo I totally fucking forgot about Uncle Magic what you just said.

Uncle Magic his fucking hat. Dude I'm telling you man every time bro every time dude I've been a So many of those parties and I'm like, I hate this. I hate this. Why is this real? This guy sounds like my cousin William too, which is like the funny. Hip hop magician.com. Yeah, hip hop magician.com comes for kids.

Kid child. One of my favorite things like, you know how like these commercials have like the little like scrolling text along the almost like news, like how like the bottom of the news would like, they'd be talking about like, ah, did Britney Spears shave her head and in the bottom it would have like a ticker tape being like 10 people dead and fucking you know high school um yeah it's like this uncle magic commercial is awesome because it just says child parties which is like the weirdest way to phrase that birthday parties special events uncle magic the hip hop magician i hope he's okay this clown is fucking like they're shitting on traditional

clowns and it's fucking seizing it's like are you tired of this bullshit and the clowns going like this in the fucking commercial. It's called Uncle Magic Commercial 2017 and the clown is fucking seizuring. 2017? Yeah, yeah. Because actually the, the, the,

it's a, it's a looks like a shivering cloud. Yeah, it's easy. There's a 2017 version. It's a 2017. Yeah, it's an Uncle Magic commercial 2017.

And the fucking cloud is fucking, fucking, he's like he's like subtly vibrating it's just some generic white man but it's some generic white man cloud. Uncle magic's still alive I thought he would oh why is he jittery

it's like the equivalent of the when they do the the gray scale of like the bad thing you're supposed that's you know like don't do that you stupid bitch get this like you're tired of tripping over your own dumb jeans uh it just shows some guy

fumbling a fucking pancake flip in the inconceivable way possible just lands on his newborn baby and melds his face like I can't believe there's a 2017 I hate that the 2017 update like I damn it's wide it's so baffling to see this like this commercial for the hip-hop magician in not only widescreen but 1080p this is so weird editing because it's every generic like it's just every generic like default effect that you can use. Yeah. Like everything.

The fucking the transitions. I hated that. I've never, I've never had Uncle Magic at my house. My aunt was like, we can get your Uncle Madder. It was like, I'm 16.

I'd rather nothing. Just don't get me anything. Just why would you get me that? And I, I'm like, dude, that's why I hate birthday parties. Because I'd rather,

I'd rather not have anything than have something terrible. Download. Don't understand. He has the app. Download the hip hop magician app. Bro. this is amazing. Do you think we get Uncle Magic on the show as a guest?

Yo, that's possible. After he just made fun of his entire life. Let's find him. He needs publicity. I'm gonna contact him. Let me see if he has a Twitter. Hip-hop magician. I mean, he probably has his contacts there. Uncle Magic and Shock Kim, the clown. I'm losing my shit. Shock Kim. Is that like Rock Kim and Static Shock?

mix it together? I don't understand. I mean, probably, yeah, honestly. That actually would be pretty dope. Oh, cool. Magic. Oh my God. I love how it's spelled incorrectly, too. Uncle Magic with a Jay. This is really actually making me nauseous, man. Like, I don't know. I'm not feeling good. Imagine growing up around. Imagine seeing this man every so often on your television set for years. to the point where he's just a part of the family sometimes. Like he was a regular thing. You'd see Uncle

Magic so often you'd be like, oh, this Uncle Magic, he's his back, you know? There's a comment under this 2017 version from four years ago. It's like, he's still in business? I saw somebody said like his dad laughed at him for wanting to get this as a kid. He's like, he laughed

to me so hard. Like, he's a very New York thing, Uncle Magic. And I was just like, oh, man. I hate this. My niece wanted it. And I was like, Brianna, if you get Uncle Magic,

you're going to have a terrible birthday. Nothing good is going to happen. Uncle, Uncle tragic. Uncle, Uncle tragic. Oh, yeah,

we got to get Uncle Magic on him. Travis Scott had Uncle tragic at his concert. That's where everything got so bad. Yeah. It all looks back. If honestly, though, honestly,

for real, if Travis Scott had Uncle magic and shock him the clown there to kind of like raise spirits like I don't think you would have seen like mediate like keep people calm you know give people snow cones the con corn the con can you the snow cones we'll be like you know what I let's we're probably getting a little too out of hand let's calm down but pick that man up off the ground please uh man this this this really is a blast in the past it it I'm in a lot of pain though because this made me smile so much that I forgot that I have a fucking ear infection.

And it's like, it's one of these ear infections that, like, it hurts to move my jaw too much. Which is like, I didn't know that was possible. Like, it's been a long time since I've had an ear infection. I must have been, like, maybe six. You got a deep one. That's like inner ear shit. It's an inner ear. It's a rough one.

I'm taking, like, all these, like, antibiotics. It's, I was eating a bacon egg and cheese, like, one of the softest sandwiches. It was like a small one, too, just like from like a bodega. It wasn't even like a big deal. And the agony was wild. I forgot what it was like. I don't think I've ever had an inner ear infection in my life. Because I think I would have remembered this.

You got to get better at what you're doing, man. Everything and every way. It's heal. He'll feel faster, bro. I don't know how to do that, really. I get ear infections. I fucking... I don't get infections.

My sinuses are the fucking worse. I don't know what happened. They just... Out of nowhere. fucking flip switch flipped and then I'm fucked up like at least once a month for whatever reason

that was me for a long time with like skin problems because for for years I had like fucking this nice skin like I don't I don't have blemishes very often I don't have like my skin has always been sort of dry but like I was always fine then like in 2013 you were around Chris when this happened

my fucking skin started melting and like oozing Like literally like I had I didn't know I had I didn't know I had I didn't know I had Eczema Oh Eidema yeah gotcha Aetema and then what happened was I

I put on something and I guess it gave me chemical burner some shit and my skin started peeling off And leaking And paper towels on my arm because my skin was leaking This is not fake This is not real Chris can justify it's existence So I never saw this but everybody like, everybody would laugh.

You were there when we went to Hudson buffet, we got sushi, no, we got to go into Sushi Village, and you were there, and you were like, dude, what the fuck is wrong with your skin? It's just years, it's like 10 years ago. I don't, dude, your skin is leaking. I don't remember that because I remember, what I remember is regretting that I never saw it, because I would just hear about it from like Jalen and our other friends, like, oh, remember that time Kingston's skin ran away from him. Or remember that time Kingston became a fucking swan.

creature and I was like damn I'm so sad and I remember being sad that I didn't see it because I thought that was so funny I never saw it was so gross it was so gross and I remember like for a year I was like I was at the lowest of my low like I had just broken on my girlfriend then that happened so I felt like the most undesirable human period I was like that's it I'm off myself I'm die can't do this I can't be that ugly and all of a sudden, dude, literally like four months. And then one, and like maybe like, like late summer. I started earlier some late summer.

I just like, remember there was a point where like the skin under it healed. So I had to wipe this fucking like damaged skin off. And since then my skin's been perfect. Well, there you go. Like flawless skin. And I was like, I don't know what happened. My skin's definitely been getting worse lately. It's just getting, I was getting older.

It sucks. It's terrible. You're back to being a dry area. That's what happened, dude. You're back to being like an area where it's like the weather changes proper. So your skin's going to go through it again. Yeah, probably. Because in Cali, it's just dry.

The older shit, though, it still fucks you up, though, man. Like, uh, I never used to, I never used to, because I would see people with all these, those footstone things and, you know, they would have to, like, scrub their feet and all that that shit. Hi, I'm Dr. Jacobman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget. get or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter.

In this episode, All About Women's Health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of perimenopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN, because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise.

Those are all things that could kind of help to limit the symptoms. Hear the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do.

I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north,

probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you.

You know, to keep it all like keep their foot groomed because people's feet would get really dry I never understood I was like I've never but now like I bought one a couple months ago because I mean now I'm in an insanely dry climate but even before I was still noticed that like my feet was like what the fuck like my feet look dry like on the heels I was like what the fuck is this bullshit

like I never used to worry about it was weird but like because you'll see some old people that don't give a fuck and their their feet look like bro did you see fucking KD's Did you see Katie's legs? Did you see his fucking ashy legs? They're bad, bro. Bad is an understatement.

That is a fucking, that is, that is an understatement. Kevin Durant. So, putting Kevin Durant Ashie and look it up. A little bit of his leg is exposed and it's, it's like, dude, you're dead. He's mumma five. He's exhumed. Like, he doesn't look like there's any fucking moisture in him. It's crazy.

It's bad. Oh my God, it looks like it. Oh my God. It looks like it. It looks like the, like a drone shot of a desert. That's, that's wild. What the hell happened to him? He's so rich, too.

He's so, he's so rich. Dude, his fucking, he, like, in, like, a five-year contract for him is like almost 300 million. Like, he's so rich. He's so fucking rich. And he's like, dude, do you not know what lotion is? Like, this is insane.

You don't got time, bro. What even? Like, he doesn't have to do it. You don't got time. He literally can pay someone to lotion to lube him up. That is crazy. He looks, that is so crazy. That's not even ashy.

That's cracked. He looks like a, he looks like a crystal-based boss that just got defeated. And he's cracking and he's about to explode. Like that is. He don't got time, bro. He don't got time. That's what it is. He looks like a stained glass demon.

He's too busy. He's too busy not winning championships, bro. He don't got time. He don't got time. Like, literally, it's. That's Rhino skin. You have to moisturize, dude. People don't understand that.

Like, people don't do it, and they don't understand how much of a problem it is. You have to moisturize because when you get old, we hit past a certain point, your skin is going to start getting fucked up and it's going to be too late. Yeah. Moistrize. That's why I use lotion all the time. Yeah. It's my skin is going to be tight like this hopefully until I'm at least 38.

And then I don't mind after that. Yeah, I use, I use, uh, I use, I use, uh, I use cocoa butter and it's served me very well. This is, this is my fucking, this is my go-to, dude. Avino. This is the most elderly conversation I think I've ever had. Yeah. My skin type.

Bro, trust me, dude. Trust me. You want to be beautiful for a long time, man? I would, I would recommend to my light skin brethren that you should use some cocoa butter and you, it's not a light skin, nigga. You are a medium-tone nigga. I'm telling because light-skinned people don't know this. what I'm saying is they don't know about cocoa butter

and I'm telling you and that's when they age early that's true I'm telling you cocoa butter not only does it smell fucking incredible like you'll get compliments

wherever you go when when people touch your skin they're jealous and I'm not even trying to do that because I honestly I don't go fuck about smooth skin

but since I use cocoa butter like it ever like god damn your skin's so soft I'm like I guess I guess so I just know I just know that my that cocoa butter is a shit man it smells

fucking great too. It smells so good. My recommendation here is don't drink water ever, not once. For the rest of your life. Nothing but Coca-Cola. Nothing but soda and coffee. No, soda coffee and beer, bro.

Just beer. Just beer all the time. No, it's alcohol. This fucking vodka and soda. That's sick. I'm gonna get a... I'm gonna get a tattoo soon, and I was realizing that like, I probably shouldn't be. Well, I'm on antibiotics anyway, so I probably can't drink anyway. It's almost my birthday.

I'm getting a tattoo, and I realize like, fuck, I'm not going to be able to drink for my birthday, because I want to get my tattoo. I'm going to be on antibiotics, and alcohol is just going to fuck with my tattoo. Because doesn't that fuck with it? Like, I feel like it tends your blood, right? It makes you bleedles? No, all it is, it's, it doesn't fuck with their tattoo. It just makes a possible that you could,

just bleed a lot more, which is annoying to the artist. That's not a, it's not an, it's not an actual concern. Yeah, it's not enough for me to drink though. Yeah, it's not like, say, for example, so do you properly bleed when you get a tattoo? Do you bleed actually? Yeah, it depends on like where especially, like in some, you'll bleed more than other places,

but yeah, you definitely bleed because you're getting stabbed a bunch of times. You can stabbed a bunch by a needle. Yeah, they have to wipe the blood off. And then like you, you put the seal on and then sometimes that bleeds a little bit you have to replace the seal and like it's a whole process of like... The most of the blood was this, this fucking barbed rose thing. Like, when I wrapped it up, there was like a proper amount of... But I was also, I had a few beers.

Like, I didn't get drunk, but I probably had like two or three beers. So I think it just helped it bleed a little bit more. But that was the most that I ever bled. Also, the dude was a little heavy-handed, so... But yeah, it's... I wouldn't, like, worry about that. Just, it's usually for the... Of the artist's request.

If they're, like, certain things to... you know, they don't want you to do like, don't get fucked up. Don't be too high. Don't be too whatever, you know? Yeah, yeah. So what's, what's happened in the last? Well, right now, the, the Galane Maxwell trial is happening. The whole F-scene thing.

And, uh... Yeah, Titch-Lane Maxwell. I mean, just... Oh, my God, you're such a fucking terrible person. Big Titz-Lane. It bothers the hell out of me that this isn't like a televised thing, you know? Like, it, I know, I understand why. But, like, it's still disheart.

You see, all the... the CEOs that were like resigning recently by the way like it like really poor timing like really yeah like jack stepped down from twitter or whatever and like uh i think like a bunch of other CEOs stepped down like suspiciously in the last few days it's like uh i don't think there's i don't even necessarily think there's anything connected i just think it's like really unfortunate timing but you'd think that i don't know if you're like a high profile like celebrity or like a high profile like like owner of a company like a CEO you would you'd at least stick it out until after the Galane Maxwell trial, just for the sake of...

I don't know. I refuse. I refuse. I just like... That's such terrible timing. I just think, uh... Oh my God. I just...

I just went on Twitter. I was trying to see what was trending or whatever. And fucking, of course, Meat Canyon just released probably the... The most disturbing Mr. Bees fucking photo I've ever seen. Classic. Oh my God. Leave it to Hunter, bro, to just show me some shit that I'm not. Oh, my God.

I wasn't ready for that one. I don't even remember what I was, you were talking about Twitter or something. I love how that's so, I love how it's so clearly Mr. Beast. Yeah, like the face of this stupid fucking mustache. That's what really. He really, he really nailed. That's actually like so that's such a hard skill I feel like to do like proper character like making something that stupid looking and still having it be like as

recognizable to the person yeah yeah because immediately he was like a fucking mr. beast he is really good he doesn't even have the stupid hat on or anything is mr. beast bald I don't think so he just has a hat on he has hair he has hair I just never for the first time ever I watched one of his videos actually for the first time ever actually consumed one of his videos he did the whole squid games thing yeah I didn't even watch it I watched it I was like Oh, this is pretty good. It's actually not bad.

And it's like, that's a ton of fucking work that went into that. I was like, holy shit, dude, he actually did that. Well, he, I mean, it's kind of like, you know, Jeff Bezos really did. Like, I mean, like, ah. You know, look, what I'm saying is, look, I don't have a problem. I totally agree. I don't have a problem with Mr. Beas. I don't really know his content.

I haven't watched it. I have, like, literally no opinion of him at all. Like, cool, he did a squid game thing. It was very impressive. And I'm sure he paid a lot of really talented people. people to get that done. But I don't know. Like I'm not all that impressed when a really rich person just pays a lot of talented people to do a thing. And if I am impressed, it's never because of the person who paid. You know what I mean? It's more like, wow, that really is impressive that they

managed to recreate that whole fucking room or whatever to scale. Yeah, but that's, he didn't do anything. I was on. I'm not saying that Mr. Beast is like, man, I'm going to build this and he fucking Amished it up, you know? Yeah, yeah. It's impressive that that thing was even made. It's like, whoa, some of people really did put this together. Yeah, for sure.

It's cool. Like, uh, but I think, because like I got a couple of his fans like got on my case recently because I, I did, I tweeted this. There was this ridiculous, ridiculous thing that I saw like some random. I don't even know who the fucking ha. I'm scrolling through my timeline now so I can like find what exactly. What was the guy that's sucking his dick? Are you talking about that?

Well, it was, it was just really confusing because it wasn't even about the dick sucking. Did he delete it? Yeah, I know what you're talking about. He deleted that tweet. Oh, really? A guy was sucking his own dick. Oh, because he wasn't sucking his own dick.

He was just kind of like, it was kind of like, it was kind of like, it wasn't just Mr. Beast. It was just like, it was kind of gloating about how. glorious fucking just content the creators are and like what they're capable of. So I found it. He did delete it. It's gone. But it's just this random guy.

Every vowel is his Twitter handle. I'm not saying that you should go harass him or whatever. I'm just like for clarity. I want anybody doing stupid shit. But he's like, Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script,

a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids' fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually, lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to, mom, dad, I'm not feeling well,

I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child. Then it might be tied to give them a medication for a fever. Hear the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today?

It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan.

From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. Mr. Beast's squid game video got 103 million views in four days. It took seven weeks to make. Netflix squid game series got 111 million views in 30 days. It took 10 years to make.

More views, less time, fewer gatekeepers. That's the promise of the creator economy. Which is like fucking insane. Shut up, shut up. That's so crazy. Yeah, it wasn't like. I was making fun of this tweet. I wasn't making fun of Mr. Bees.

If Mr. Bees like retweeted this, it was like, yeah, I'd be like, come on, dude. Like, give yourself a fucking break. But I don't think that's what happened. I think it's just this idiot who's like just kind of like being stupid on Mr. Beasts' behalf. Yeah. And it was just like the idea that you would think that and not understand how wrong you are immediately as you're typing is baffling to me.

Because the whole fucking... It took the... cast 25 minute. It took these people on new grounds, 25 minutes to make a Lord of the Rings movie with 400 million views. Lord of the Rings trilogy only got 18, 15 years to film. It's like, bro, it's a completely different beast. Yeah, it's just very different animals. It's the difference between and some of the defenses I saw were ridiculous. Like, I wouldn't call it a copy of Squid Game because he actually did it. I was like, the fuck. What does that mean? Exactly. Exactly. He called the Squid Games. He even said it himself. Yeah. And I, and I,

video he's like, I take huge inspiration from the people that made it. Of course! It's based on the thing. It literally would not exist. Mr. Beast knows that. Like, he's not an idiot. Like, he's not the one making this claim. It's just some random dude. But like the idea that you would be like, oh, 103 million views in four days on a 25-minute video that is free to view versus 111 million views in a month on a show that is 101 million views in a month on a show that is 103 million views in a month on a show that is 103 million views. 10 episodes long.

The idea that he thinks that that makes the video more impressive than the show is insane because people are paying to see Squid Game. You know, like there's a paywall. First of all, there's subscriptions.

Yeah. Like, the subscriptions is a fucking big difference. If people were paying to watch, if people paid a subscription to watch Mr. Beast's video and it got 103 million views in four days, that's crazy. That's awesome. Absolutely. brag about that.

But like, it's on a free video platform and it's based on one of the most popular shows in recent memory. Of course it's going to get a lot of views. Like, that's the whole thing. It blew my mind

to see this take because I couldn't understand like the brain that came up with it. What happens is there's, there's the cultish mentality. That's, that's, what I've realized since 2016

of being on internet is that people, people, on to these personalities that people have in a ridiculous way that it just helps people bend the logic around like it bends reality around their mind so the way they intake information is like I realized it with the whole David Dobrick thing the Shane Dawson shit the James Charles stuff they just the even the Logan Paul and Jake Paul shit or even the fucking presidency shit like the people on the internet they have to have some the vast majority of them are a good

portion of them have to have some sort of learning disability where they can't objectify information that they're absorbing. So they always just say wild shit. Like there's just the amount of the lack thereof of logic is wild. Where people are like, oh, this creator did this and it puts it above everything else. Like for me, this is something I say all the time and people get mad at me. I don't think the rapper Juice World was anywhere near as. talented people say he was.

But his fan base say some of the most unbelievable shit about him and it blows my mind because it's just as a fan they arm themselves with ignorance and they run in the battle with it.

It's just people being like super like I mean that was a thing before the internet too. I mean like yeah like there are people who like you know they would love. It's a different beast now though. It is a different beast now

because there's a more parochial aspect. We can fucking also see it all the time. Yeah. Where you kind of, it's always in your fucking face. Like this guy, if one for the internet, his dumb ass take wouldn't be anywhere. It would be within him and maybe his brother or something. And his brother would tell him to shut the fuck up. It's weird because that guy, I wouldn't expect this type of take from him.

I would expect it from like a 12 year old Mr. Beast fan. Right, right. And then you'd be like, shut up, you, dumb kid. Like, you obviously don't know what you're talking about. You haven't thought past that initial, your initial, like, oh, I love Mr. Beas. He's smashing the Squid game. type of mentality. So that's the weirdest thing about it,

because you would expect the Mr. Beas fan boys to say this. People just get weirdly defensive. I'm noticing this a lot lately. Like, people are weirdly defensive on the internet in general now in a way that I don't think I've seen really before. Because, like, literally today, earlier today,

like Elvis Aalian made a video on Black Widow, the Marvel movie. And I just replied, to his treat, it was like, oh, that's funny because, like, I saw this movie recently on a plane with no sound, and I listened to Daft Punk the whole time. So I just thought it was, like, amusing that, like, he had just decided to put the video out, and I watched it. It was a good video. And then somebody was like, oh, I understand why you can't appreciate games like the last of us now, because you can't pay attention to something without loud noise distracting. I was like, what the fuck is this?

Where's this? I wasn't even talking about the movie's like quality. I was just being like there was no sound on the plane. Like what's going on? It was a statement and somehow people took it. It's just one. This isn't like rampant by the way. It's like just every so often you'll find like these like weird like defensive takes.

And you're just like confused because it's like there are days when I try to provoke people. And they don't bite. You know, like there are days where I'm like out there and I'm trying to, you know. Trying to rustle some people. And it doesn't work. And I'm like, all right, cool. Fair enough. People are chill.

And then, like, completely innocuous statement, I saw this movie on a plane. And then suddenly, it's about the last of us. I don't know. You're expecting intelligence from people who aren't intelligent. I'm just expecting. I mean, you're just expecting,

like, not these out of nowhere takes where it's like, dude, where did you, you brought this, you interjected this into it. you're projecting some shit that I had nothing to do with men. Like, dude, there was, I don't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't mention it on the one of the episodes we did, but I was like shitting on some of the, some of the viewers that were commenting some wild shit, like the one that was trying to say, fucking fruit doesn't have

fat where I'm like, you clearly, if you rub your brain cells together, you know what I was saying, that fruit makes you fat because the sugar turns in a fat, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like shit like that or somebody said something that, like, I always project my insecurities into the show. And I was like, what the fuck are you talking about?

When have I done this? The only time I actually even talked about anything insecure was when she was on. She was on, we had as a guest. And I just mentioned

like Bodies Morpia. But like anything else, all we're doing is bullshitting. And I'm like, you're taking something that it's like you're, and you're putting it on to me or onto somebody else.

Like I always wonder like, where does your mind? How do you get there? How do you get from point A to point B? Yeah. Because I'm like, I don't have, I'm not insecure about anything other than that. So what could this person possibly be talking about?

Like, I'm curious about it. Yeah, it's almost like the exact thing that he's talking about is, you know what I mean? Like, it's almost like I'm insecure about this thing that he isn't. So I perceive it as an insecurity on his behalf. You know what I mean? Yeah, that's, yeah. I don't want to talk about like individuals that I don't know anything about. But I get you that,

understanding that, like, they're not real people. Like, I don't know. Like, people that comment on, like, stuff.

Like, what? People that take the time to angry comment, blow my mind. Like, that just blows my mind as a, as a creature.

I've been internet for, like, since, like, roughly the beginning, you know, and I've been, like,

I haven't been super active, but I've just been on the internet most of my life. And what confuses me is that, like, when I don't like something, or I don't care about something, or if I say something stupid,

I'm like, I disagree with that. But then I like I watch Abba and preach, right? What's that? I watch them. They're like two, um, they're like two Canadian.

Oh, I know those, those, those niggas, right? Yeah. I think those niggas are wrong a lot. Like,

I think they're wrong. They're wrong. Probably about 89% of the time. Like I, like I don't, I give them a solid like 60% of the time they are wrong. They do not know what they're talking about. They're just,

they have their Canadian perspective of like, the world. And they just say dumb shit. And I'm like, all right, cool. But I don't like, to the comments I go, that's really stupid. I can't bloody, it's just like, how do you do that?

How do you do? I don't know. I've definitely, I've definitely left comments before. Where I'm not like, I've never, I've never left like, never, like screaming all caps, but I've definitely left videos, left comments on videos that are like, this is one of the worst things I think I've ever seen. Like, like, not recently. Like, I did this more when I was like a kid, but like.

Being a kid is excusable. Right, right. I leave comments about like shit that's cool. Like I leave like someone like blinks a video about like something about in D&D. I'm like, yo, that's pretty sick. But how wouldn't it be sick if this was like? Like I remember like back in the day, especially when like when I first started really. Like and I would see videos that were kind of like talking about things that I cared about in like a way that was like really misguided.

And I remember thinking I remember writing like some comments being like it's astounding. Hi, I'm Dr. J. Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script. where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever

reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well. I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child. Then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Here are the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Scripts. a podcast from CVS Pharmacy.

Listen wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner

at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open.

Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, Thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you.

That you've missed the point so deeply. Or like things like that. Like I would never like scream in all caps or whatever because that's like insane shit. But that was a long time ago. Like it's really strange to imagine like if I see somebody commenting like hate comments or like replying to people's tweets with like hate,

you know what I mean? Like like arbitrary hate. Like not like it's a joke or not like it's like a meme, but like just really like vicious shit. And they're over 20. It's like a really like, ooh. That's like a confusing person. There's there's turmoil and there's conflict in their life, man.

Because I just, the way that I grew up, that was something that I didn't like to do either. I would, the only time, and this was well over a decade ago, I wouldn't respond to the person making a video it would be somebody saying some really ignorant shit in the comment section and this person's like looking for something and i'm like all right i'll bite you know but i'll let them know that i'm like i'm biting because i i understand your you're you're fishing and i will bite because i want to like i want to smack you down if i can i don't have time for that shit anymore and like say people like uh here's here's a here's a great example of something that i happen the other day. So on my

music channel, I made a reaction to the Kid Rock music video. And the title is very thought-provoking or as provoking says the video is top-tier cringe. Because it is. It's top-tier. It's top-tier. So people,

Kid Rock has a lot of fans, so a lot of his fans watched it and they were pissed off. Now there was some like fucking redneck dude that does reactions that saw it and he was just like I didn't even see this, but my girl, she was like, yo, some fucking backwards redneck dude called me a nigger. And I was like, excuse me?

I was like, walk me through this. I was like, walk me through this. So then she said she responded to a comment on that, which I was like, why the fuck are you doing that anyway? Yeah, yeah. She basically was just saying, that's how Lily is too. Lily will throw hands on someone virtually. Yeah, she kind of was going to back. I felt she, I guess she felt a little bit of fin on my half because the guy was just saying like, he was saying I was being like,

I was being biased and I was like, no shit, this is a review. What are you talking about? Like, this is not, what am I supposed to do? Like, I don't like this. I don't know what else to say. Anyway, and then he said something. I read skim through it a little bit. It was a paragraph.

Something about doing researcher. You know, that's where my eyes glazed over. So I was like, I'm good doing, you know, whenever someone says, do your research. You already know, it's like, oh, I know where this is going. So, but anyway, she responded saying, if you don't like it, like, why don't you just like, don't watch it. Like it's as simple as that because that's what I do.

Literally I don't comment negative shit. I'm just like, oh, I don't like this and then I leave. If something's really bad, I have to see that video. I have to see that video. Of that dude.

Oh, so the, the, the, I hope you can find the comment because when I was scrolling through it because she took a screenshot of it and I was scrolling through,

I didn't see it right away. I was probably scrolling too quickly. Um, but it's a guy, wait, wait, wait, is it just a comment on your video?

It's a comment on my video. Oh, I thought it was some guy making a video. Oh, no, no, no. No, see, he made a video of, and this is why, this is the problem. I wish I remembered it. Oh, wait, let me. He made a reaction to that video as well, to the Kid Rock thing. And him and his friend or whatever loved it.

Like, they were fucking all about it. There's a Confederate flag in the background. Oh, my God. He's like an up church fucking fan and all, you know, like he's, he's that guy. So then he just said like, but he told me told my girl to cry harder, nigga. And I'm just like the pastiest fucking southern white guy and was like just responded with that when she just said like, why don't you just, it's very simple to just move on. Why do you got to like leave a fucking paragraph? She said, dude, who hurt you?

Just don't watch it if you don't enjoy it. And she's like cry harder, niggas shit was cringe. Get over it. I just, what bothers me so deeply about that video is just like I can't believe they use the same Trump girl, you know? Like the girl at the inauguration Oh my god It's almost like it's not It's not cancel culture

You know what I mean? Because it's not there's nobody being canceled But there's something about it where it's like Like this one moment from this person's life Right that you're just like using over and over again Despite its continued irrelevance It's like there's something about it that like I don't think it's like entire it's not the same thing

But it feels like like analogous to me where it's like just let the fucking just let it die like why do you need to keep this fucking clip moving it's so old

it seems like to me the people that use it they're not they don't actually it's like I saw I don't remember where I saw this oh I was watching do you know who a Vidim is

oh yeah yeah yeah so I was watching way Kid Rock looks, bro. Oh, yeah. He looks like he's fucking melting. Like, and he definitely doesn't look like a kid. That's for sure.

Dude, his fucking video starts off with like, it literally, and this is the problem, like, uh, um, I'll finish my other thought later,

but like the, the video is, it seems like a South Park parody, but it, these people and his fan base thinks this shit's cool. That's why it's so terrible. Because,

That video that he made, especially at the very end of it, he's like flying on a middle finger to space with wings and a gun. It's genuinely the gayest thing I've ever seen. This is something that I would do myself for people to laugh at me. Like, I would do a lot of stuff in the video. There's this southern rock band called a mantra truck that's in it. And the fire that's in the background when they're singing, it's so fucking cheesy. And I don't understand how these people think this is like, like the person called, my video cringe reacting to this fucking garbage.

And I'm like, what, you genuinely think this is cool? Like, when you see this, like, this is, I, I, I'm curious. There's a scene. There's a scene of where, yeah, ha, ha, ha, ha. There's a scene where the guy does the first guitar riff. He's like, ain't nobody. There's a dude. I never heard of it.

He looks, bro. Like, he just, he looks, he looks like, he looks like, he looks like a droger with, long hair. It's like, it's like watching fucking standing. He's like, yeah. Like he's doing this weird like, he's like, yeah, I don't get it. Fuck. And I'm like, it's like the weirdest thing.

It's like watching Eustace play guitar. It's such a weird. It's such a strange. It's like a white walker. He looks like a white walker with tattoos on it. He kind of doesn't. He was like the white walker, the second in command one. Bad boy.

It was like the first one, the first one that Sam killed. I feel like we talked about it enough last time kind of. I think, I feel like... We kind of did, but... Yeah, so we won't go over it too much, but like bad music is not... Beturing a monster truck. Bad music is just not forgivable, you know? It's just...

Yeah, just don't do that. By the way... Like better music if you like music. Everybody's been telling me, everybody, for the last fucking week or like two weeks or whatever, how long this show's been out, been telling me you gotta watch arcane, Chris. You gotta watch Arcane. It's a really good show. It's on Netflix.

It's a League of Legends. Which is already like a horrible pitch. Right. But... Oh, it's a show about League of Legends? It's like a show that takes place in the League of Legends world. It's apparently very, very good. And I believe that it's probably... I believe that it's probably very good because even Lyle likes it.

And, like, Lyle isn't like... Animation or Lyle doesn't like anything? Yeah, Lyle is... Lyle is the... Lyle likes things, but he's very... You know, he's... He's... He's...

He's critical. He's a critical man. He's been through the Machinima Ringer, so he's got like an eye. for like but it's it's an art it's like an animated show it's a it's an animated series in the League of Legends it's got a cool art style or whatever it looks cool

and then I came across this article right just by sheer happenstance uh enemy how Imagine Dragons wrote Arcane's opening song with two chords

and I immediately I'm not watching the show I can't do it. You're so crazy, dude. I'm sorry. It's understandable. I can't do it. That's so ridiculous.

I can't do it. My main complaint about Imagine Dragons is that I can't avoid them and it's there on this show that everybody's been harassing me about. You can't skip the opening. That's so preposterous. It's the principle, man. It's the principle. It's the principle. Oh my lord, dude.

I totally understand. Y'all are comes, dog. Y'all are dumbdums. It's the principle of it. I can't do it. You don't have any principality, man. And that's, you got to like, I mean principal? A principality is like a place.

That reminds me, that reminds me of my friend, uh, when we would play, we, we'd play, like, my friend Justin, we would play Halo back in the day. And he would, he would call momentum momentum. And he never, that's a real thing that, yeah, some people have never heard that before. Some people have problem with that. Wait, what? Momentum. Wait, wait, like.

You got to get some momentum going. I'm a minimal Look, all I'm saying is this Arcane's a good show It's worth to watch Like I hate League of Legends I have a bad I have a bad association with that

Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman Host of Beyond the Script The podcast where I sit down with pharmacists To answer the health questions You didn't even know you could ask At the pharmacy counter In this episode we are diving into Gut Health

With CVS pharmacist Victoria Motola who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like I get a stomach ache every time that I eat. And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just have a stomachache every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy.

And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication. And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeart Radio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod.

Say hi, hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Murray? Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. And like, I like the show so much that when I realized I finished it and I went back to next week to watching an episode and I wasn't there. I was sad. I was like,

Oh man, fuck, my weekend is worse now. But do you understand that you're recommending me watch something about League of Legends, which like you, I can't stand? That has been contributed to by Imagine Dragons, who I also can't stand. I don't like Imagine Dragons either, really, but I could just... No, no, no. You don't like Imagine Dragons. I dislike Imagine Dragons.

I actively feel unlike. You just don't happen to enjoy them. There's a difference. All I'm saying is that you could just skip the opening. Like, there's a lot of things I hate. Like, who do I hate? If Joe Budden did the intro to like some shit. Why is Joe Button the first person that come to your mind when you think of somebody you hate?

I can't stand. Is he really that terrible? I understand. He's terrible. He's fucking Joe Budden. Joe Button and DJ Academic. If Joe Button is the Keemstar of hip hop, like genuinely. Wow.

I would say, I would say academic is, but I would say Joe Button is definitely a fucking. Dude, academic, but see, academics is a complete whiny bitch. I, but people do respect him though. Who, no, no, no younger person respects. No older person, like no MC. Like, that's why they don't get any people like, that's why fucking, like, no one that has bars goes there. Yeah, but look, they respect him enough to where they listen to his takes. man. Look, look, look, look, I'll draw you sign out real quick. You should respect him too because he

would shit on well, that's not true. That's not true. He would shit on Roy or mile and not fucking Joe Bud, never mind. Never mind. Look, let me tell you something. You defend him. Academic tried to have Joey badass on the show. Joey said, no, I'm not going there. He tried to have fucking some of them, some of odd future that they were like, no, we're not going to make no, suck my dick. I'm not going on your show. Because no one respect. People like younger people get their in the industry don't respect I understand what you're saying like I understand what you're saying Like no MC is gonna go and sit down this show and be like oh I'm gonna chop it up with you He freaking like one thing he did that was super fucked up he did that whole show about everything going on in Chicago

And I agree with Vic Mentsa Vic Menta went on and he was like yo people are dying and you're like making jokes and like getting paid off of the backs of all these terrible things that's happening In fucking he's king star I think he's I think he's I think he's fucking came star of the hip hop community Like the way that he acts The gossip that he because he's just a gossiper He's Keemstar to me That's just how I see him Where like he's almost At a certain point

Because he's almost a necessary evil I feel like some people They kind of have to take the shit And one thing I can at least say about Kim Star Is that he You know I'm actually gonna say one nice thing about this guy I can't believe about to do that in front of me But let's hear it let's hear it

Look I want to say one nice thing Because I was like oh my God This is actually a good take He fucking so Jeremy the quartering. Oh yeah, yeah, I did. Did you see that? Yeah, I did.

I was very shocked because Jeremy the quartering is a, is just King Griffith, right? He's King Griffed. Like he's the guy that single-handedly like ruined the space that I used to make content in. He completely butchered it because like he didn't

even do like there was like no bullshit. There was like people like that but King Jeremy just anything. They're like they all think we're this guy anyway. Yeah. So Jeremy He poisoned the well. He like got it 100% and then everybody just lost all right.

And then everybody just lost shit in the well. Put cyanide in it. He fucking just everything. He fucking He fucking did everything to it. But yeah, so long story short, you know, the whole Kyle Wittenhouse stuff happened and then there was the two people that were killed. And now I think a lot of people don't know who those two people were. They just assumed that they're just activists.

And these are a bunch of people that are ignorant to the whole situation. They didn't pay that much attention to it. So the main actor of the main actor of the Mandalorian just said rest in peace to those two people. And so Jeremy quote tweeted it and said, well, I just want you all to know that this actor who plays the lead in the Mandalorian on Disney Plus is, I don't know his name. That's it. That's his name. And so like he's defending a pedophile or something. Basically not only did he just shit on the guy for some for being ridiculous in a ridiculous.

way, but he also brought in Disney Plus and the Mandalorian, one billion percent fucking cancel culture type shit, right? When these people say, oh, I hate this stuff. They're always trying to cancel, they're trying to cancel Gina Carano and all the shit where Gina Carrano said fucking conservatives are like fucking Jews during the Holocaust, and Disney was like, get the fuck out of here. Get out of here with your dumb ass takes. And then they're all mad.

We're not mad at what you said. We're mad because you're stupid. Basically, they're like, dude, shut the fuck up. Get out of here. We just get your paycheck. Shut the fuck. I'm working for Disney. So then they're all mad, right?

They're all mad. And then all of a sudden now, Jeremy's like, this guy who works for Disney is defending Betafiles. Like, what does that lead to, obviously? And then so Keemstar quote tweet that shit, like, what the fuck? Aren't you? Didn't you say you're against this shit?

Like, what the fuck's wrong with you? And then Jeremy quote tweeted that shit and was like, oh, I didn't know Kim Star defended pedophiles too. What the fuck? I'm like, dude, fuck this guy. Yeah, it's literally the, it's literally the exact shit that we saw all the fucking time. Like literally it's like you It reminds me of like videos that I would do and I would be like hey

It's kind of not cool to have like Civil War games on the app store removed just because they had the Confederate flag in them Because it's like relevant to the fucking context of what the game is And then people were like you guess someone defends the Confederates Looks like someone loves the South And it's just like oh my fucking God the context just dies immediately the second like you can get like some outrage clicks on it

and it's context dies because of the fact that if you have context most arguments don't make sense well context dies because context makes things immediately unsexy because suddenly things aren't outrageous anymore and suddenly they make sense because they're because they have a reason as to why they're happening you know Bill Nye says the end word because he's reading something historically and this and going against it and everybody's

like this isn't fun you know it's funny you brought that up i i felt so immature well no no no he didn't say anything like no no like it just reminded me of like somebody i guess you would you would perceive his respectable saying the n-word um i watch uh one of my favorite youtube channels is called biographics and this is dude this is bald uh uh british dude that has actually a few channels. Like it works with people. They write the stuff and then he just write it. It's fantastic. And what I love about it too also because you know how all these idiots make these hour, two hour long videos about people that don't matter. Like they'll make these biographics about really important people that are about 20 to 30 minutes. I'm like, I love this channel so much. Anyway, so he was reading a, he was doing one on a Frederick Douglass and he was reading some quotes about certain things.

And then I'm so immature that, you know, he says the N word like hard R because he's reading a quote. And I'm just laughing like, oh, shit, he said it. And I'm going to the comment section trying to see if anybody was going to be like, ooh, like, you know, but everyone was just all respectable. Everyone was just trying to learn. And then Derek's like, they were praising fucking Frederick Douglass for how great of a person. And I was just like, damn, I'm so immature. Frederick Douglass is the man, bro. Frederick Douglass is the man.

But like, I was hoping there was at least some idiot like me that's just like, uh, it's funny. He's got two fucking first names. man, you can't go wrong. You can't be like, he can't fuck. We should. I was going to name my kid dad. I was going to name my son Frederick

because of how much I respected him. I did a report about him and during my senior project. Frederick Tubman. Frederick Cubson. No, no. Frederick Tubb.

Frederick Tubman. Your last name. Luther King. Sweeney. Frederick Tubman, Luther King, Jr. Luther King. Yeah.

This is the worst thing I've ever heard. Let's move on to some questions. That's so not okay, dude. That's so not okay. It's so stupid. I would love to hear my Mexican girlfriend try to tell me not to name my kid that. I'd be like, why don't you want me to name my kids this? Before we move to the questions, have you had conversations about like names and shit?

Have you guys fought about that? Yeah, we had my names already. Yo. Like, are you guys on opposite ends? No, we agree. We come to an agreement. I wanted to name my kid. I wanted to name my, so.

Interesting, interesting that he just happened to come to a complete, like, non-confrontational agreement with somebody who's totally real. Who's totally. We obviously, we argued about it because that's how it works. You know, every conversation at first between you and your spouse, if you had a different point is going to be contention. That's just how it works. Spouse?

Me, my, well, actually, she's not my wife, but like, she's my, she's my, she's my. Kingston, you just, you just psychologically confirmed everything that we've been saying for, like ages, which is your, or you're married, you're a married person. She's basically my spouse. She's basically been together in five years. I'm planning on a proposing to her, if I bench, like, sooner or like soon. Like, she's basically my, my fiance at least. Yeah.

I hate that word. I hate that word so much. It's weird. I like it because I watch 90 fiancé. But like, we talked about names and like my, my, I wanted to give my kid a badass name, obviously because I'm a dick, how my idiot. Like sparky? like shooter?

No like shoot like shooter Shooter with an A Shooter with an A What do you mean like Like shooter Chris Like shooter Chris? Like shooter Chris

I want to name my kids So there's this um So I played Yu-Gio when I was younger Right Oh my gosh Oh baggins There was this dragon That was like that's just

It was the king It was like it spelled the end for everybody You mean blue eyes white? No grim Grim-a Like grim of the fell dragon. Grimma, no.

I want to name my kid Grimma the fell, Grimma the fell. And she's like, why the fuck would you name a person that? Like, even contextually, that means he's the worst ever. I was just like, all, whatever, I guess you

beat me back this time. That kid would, that kid would be shot on sight by the other kids. That kid would, no matter where he is. Dude, Paris don't realize. how important names are, bro.

He would have to turn into the strongest kid ever and be able to defeat every other kid because he's going to have so many people trying to combat him all the time. I have some names. Oh, good. Go ahead. Let's hear.

Let's hear. For me, it's going to be Olivia, Julia, or for a boy, I would name my child, my son, Miles or Riley. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacist to answer all those health questions that you forget,

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thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. I like Miles I like Riley I like Riley It's I mean It fits my motif

It's alright but I just think Riley's just a porn name now for me Like it's just There's just many There's so many There's so many There's just like a million porn Riley's To the point where it's like

It's kind of like having Rose is your middle name It's like all right dude Every fucking chick is Rose But every chick is Maria Like I kid you not It's Marie or Rose Being Hispanic being a Hispanic Being a Hispanic

man. And Chris is probably going to be able to agree with this as well. My grandma's name is Maria. My sister's middle name is Maria. My other cousin's middle name is Maria. My niece's middle name is Maria. My grandma's sisters all middle names are Maria. It's just, it's a virus throughout my family. And for Lily's family, some of the men have middle names Maria. That's a very Mexican thing to do as well. So it's just Maria's left and right. It's disgusting. It is upsetting. Like that wasn't too prevalent on our side of the family, though. Like, we don't have too many marias.

There's one, I have one Maria and my family that I know of. That's crazy. I have so many. That that's her name. But it's like, it's more like a technicality because my mom is like Marilyn. Yeah, you know? So it's like, there's like variations. Yeah, there's like variations.

But like most- That's fucking classy. Yeah, yeah. Maryland's the tuned-up version of Maria. You know what? There's a funny... That's another funny story. We were talking about, like, stupid shit we believed when we were older.

Like, I didn't understand... Let me back up a little bit. Like, when I was younger, like, I would stay at my aunt's apartment, like, whenever my parents would, like, be working because they worked a lot. My dad was in the army, and my mom was, like, working in the city all the time. So, like, I would spend time at my aunt's place, and she would have all these photos. Like, she's my great aunt, so she's a lot older. And she had this, like, photo.

of Marilyn Monroe. It's like the famous Marilyn Monroe photo like where it's like with the great and I was like I'm coming out of that. And I remember like

I was like what's that? And she was like oh that's Marilyn and I was like my mom was a white woman My mom was this woman Like I remember being so

I was so young And I remember I thought it's like I guess that's possible Like I didn't Like I didn't think about it so for a kind of a long time, like until like maybe I was like seven or like eight or something, I thought that that like my mom was Marilyn Monroe in some weird context. And I was like so confused.

That's such a fucking, that's such a fucking walk. That's just kids logic because we have such little information in our brains that we try to make. Because the plight of humanity is trying to understand the world. But why would you? But also at the, look, I. understand like it's a dumb thing but also like why would you as an adult say that like what like i like i would say oh that's maryland monroe you know like that's a person you would it's weird to say yeah yeah yeah it's weird to just tell a child that it's like oh that's maryland you're

the only i didn't know i don't know my grandma's first name i didn't know my grandma's first name for a long time i didn't know my grandma's first name either for a long time my grandma's birth name is Marie Ann. That's her, that's her birth name. But her name on what she was told to was called Maria. Everyone called her

Maria and her family. And I was just like, I don't understand what her name. Like when I, I think I found out my grandma's name, I was like 10 or 11. When I found out that was my grandma's name because I called her grandma or Oella or like, or like, or Graham or something like that. I would never call my

grandmother her name. And then I remember when I found her name that someone asked me. There was like, what's your grandmother's first name? And I'm just like, grandma. Grandma. Last name, Jameson. That's it. Are you serious?

Are you serious? I'm like, yeah, that's my grandma's name. I didn't even know her last name when I was like 15. It makes sense if you only called them grandma, like it, like you're not really paying attention. So I kind of get it. Yeah, you're not even supposed to call them by their name, you know. I guess it's kind of disrespectful. Yeah. It's like people that call their moms and dads their first name. It's like yo, that's just fucking weird. That's like super disrespectful, dude. That is crazy to me. Like I I remember like I saw that at like a friend of mine's house. Like I can't remember like this a long time ago. Of course he was white kid. It's a white thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like it was like it. It was like. And he like he was like, he was like, he has somebody else here. And he was like, Jessica. I was like, I was like you have a sister. Yeah, you have a sister. Like somebody else here?

that like I don't and then his mom came in I was like what? Like I don't know I remember being genuinely confused that he wasn't dead on the ground. Yeah. Like when she came in and just when she came in and just responded

and like oh yeah I'm making dinosaur chicken nuggets I was like how the you should be laid out on the ground your head should be look like jelly right now. You saw an alternate reality that didn't happen you were like oh okay I know what's going to happen here I'm going to get out the way so I don't Yeah, man. My fucking, my friend, my friend Brock. So he's, he's, his, his dad is Irish. So he gets it on that side. They're all drunk and angry. And then, uh, then his mom is, uh, Mexican. And, but he would, he just do the dad thing sometimes. Like, if he needed to get a hold of his mom and he's in a bad mood, like, Annette. You'd just be like, and I'm like, what the, that's, that's, I'm like, what do you? Like, it's, like, I feel like, what do you? Like, it's, like, you don't, you, what are you doing? I don't even call my friends parents that, like, like, I, like, I, Even your mom and dad.

I call your mom and dad, miss and Mrs. Maldonado. Like, I don't, like, I only call them by the first name if they ask if they request. Yeah,

no, not even if they request. Before, when I was first started dating my girlfriend's, um, when I first started dating my girlfriend's, um,

my girlfriend, which is called her mom and, were you supposed to call them suegros and suagras in Spanish, you know, like your, like your, like your in-laws,

technically, whatever. It's an awful word. Negra's, negras and negroes, go ahead. Suegros and suegra. That does not,

You know? Swee. Get the fuck out. Like, I call them man, pa. That's it. I never call them. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan & Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

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Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. Like her mom's, her dad's name is Procura. I would never call him Procura to his face because that's just rude in my mind. He's my senior. I'm not going to call him his fucking first name. But other people just do that.

And it just like, how do you say that to people? It's weird. That's just rude. I remember like, like being curious about it and still never doing it. You know what I mean? I don't even call my sister her first name, really, truth be told. That's a little weird. I call her sis.

I think that's pretty normal. That's weird. I don't really, I don't really, I don't really call her. You call your sister sis? Like sis, yeah, or like, because I don't really call my, I don't really. Because what do I call her? You know what the weird thing is? I think it's not that weird for sister.

But for brother, it's like, because everyone calls each other bro. But you don't usually go like a bro, like as in you mean brother. Like my cousin's pretty much my brother. And I call him. Oh, hey, sis. I have heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that.

I don't really call her Tiffany. Like I know her name's Tiffany. And like I were referring to her. I say Tiffany. But like I don't really call her Tiffany. I call her like sis. Maybe I call her tip sometimes. I don't know.

Whatever. My cousin? I call him dude. Dude or like bitch or something. Do you just. Do you just not say people's names? Hey, dude. A bitch.

I don't, I just don't people. I don't know. Because, like, I guess when you develop a form relation to people, I don't call them their names. But I call my friends, mine. I usually say yo or some shit. Yeah. I understand. I understand.

No, no, no, no. But everybody does. That's, like, if my cousin's just chilling, I'd be like, oh, hey, man. You know, I don't go, hey, Justin. Like, I'm trying to establish a new character in a show. Like, it's. Hey, Brian. No, no, I don't do that.

But like what I mean is, but what I mean is like when you're trying to get somebody's attention, like, if like they're in the other room, you say sis and like bro and like man instead of just like, hey, Justin. I'm like, hey, like I, you've seen me do this. I'm like, yo, like I say yell something. I've never seen you do that because you've only ever like called because we're your friends. You call us our names. I don't call you. Well, I'm the only person in our friend group that called you Chris first. everybody called you nemesis and I called you Chris

weird I don't I don't have that type of relationship with people you guys call each other by your fucking screen names and shit no no no no it wasn't a screen name it was just like a nickname it was first it's where it came from it was a name it was just a nickname because because Chris is worse because Chris is worse because Chris is absurdly common

it is an absurdly dude particularly then why don't you call yourself Tofer then bitch because Tofer is worse Who wants to be known as Tofer? I would rather be called... I would rather literally be referred to as an enemy than be called Tofer. So, like, I was just like a Jalen thing. Our friend Jalen is insane.

And he just, he like made these... He's interesting. I remember thinking like, oh, man, it kind of sucks that they don't call him in my real name. And then they were like, oh, don't worry. They call me fucking butt knocker. And I was like, oh, that's... Yeah, that's worse. That's significantly...

That's significantly worse. But like, yeah, they started calling me, Chris, like, heroin hero. Hero. Heroin hero. I remember heroin hero. Paul. That's fucking Paul.

They called him heroin. They called Elliot Gannon. Is this, is it relevant to your guys' names at all? No. No. See, that's what's fucking crazy. Like, that's the,

I'm like, I understand you guys. Yeah, how do you think we felt, man? Like, you're just like, what is going on? Like, they were like, oh, you, you look like the, uh, the, the, that villain from Resident Evil 3. Is that what it was? Chris, Chris, looks nothing like Nemesis at all.

I forgot that. I forgot that they called me that because it's been so long. That was like a high school, like, bleeding out of like late college type thing. If you pick up a picture, I saw that. Yeah, I did. If you pick up a picture of Nemesis from fucking. Resident Evil. From Resident Evil 3.

And you say the opposite. I swear I might guess, Chris. If you give me five guesses, I might say Chris. I'm like, oh, Chris Maldonado. And they're like, yes, you got it. This is stupid, and we should go on to questions because we're running out of time. You tell me that wouldn't be like,

it's like, right before we go. I need you guys as validation or ridicule. Okay. If I were to name my son, Otto Chad Pilot, what would you say to that? Now, auto is O-T-O. Not like Auto, but like, so it would be Auto Chad Pilot. What do you got to say to that?

I don't think Chad follows that. I don't think Chad follows Otto all that well. So Chad is, so Chad's like the bullshit thing where I just kind of stuffed it in there because I think he would be the shit just if his name was Otto Chad. Like this guy's fucking, he's just automatically a Chad. But like say autopilot was like the real thing. Yeah, yeah. Like a comic book. Yeah.

That'd be cool. That'd be cool. I think that's kind of a cool name. I think that's like unique enough that like, but it's not like a, I don't know, it's like a La Dasha or something. My kid's being named after Mao Morales. So like I'm the way of. I'm literally named my kid after Miles Morales. The only other name that's like real that's just because of fucking I've always loved the name.

I love the name Leo, Leonardo. Like I just like Leo, Leonardo. I've always, because I don't know, that was always my favorite Ninja Turtle because he had two fucking sweet swords. I don't know. So always stuck with me. It has nothing to do with Leonardo. Articaprio. For me, for me, people are like name your kid, Ken, Princeton

because that fits the theme. I hate it so much. Kingston and Princeton. Princeton. But that's so terrible because if I name my kid would be so snobby. It's just going to be like I am, I'm the prince. My dad will always be superior

to me. And that's just a terrible way to set them off. Can you actually name legally, like you swear words, like say if you, if you want to name like, no. Why is that though. You can't name it. Great.

Great. You can't name your kid that. You know. God damn it. What's the timestamp? Okay, let's go to questions. There's a fucking UFC fighter or ex-USC fighter named Michael Bisbing where you're streaming. And a bunch of people are fucking with them.

Because they were like, oh, dude, what do you think about the upcoming match between so he would reading super chats? And so he was oblivious. And he's like. What do I think about the upcoming match between Cody Garbrand and Nick Ger? And like he was just like reading it. He was like in Nicker and it was like, uh, I'm not sure about that one. And he did he found out later.

He's like, oh, these fucking assholes, you guys are good. He's got. I hate the idea that people fucking did that. Fucking Nick Gurr's. He's so fucking British dude too. So he just all like oblivious. It was great. It was great.

That's pretty good. I don't know, I haven't really thought about names, really, at all. I've just thought, like, I'll just default to some random Bible name or whatever the fuck, so he's not going to get bullied. Fuck that, dude. Don't do that. The most ridiculous name that I thought of, like, straight up, like, just, like, kind of... The most, like, real... And I don't mean ridiculous isn't like a meme, like, oh, how funny.

I just mean, like, the most out-there name that I would choose would be, like, K'd. or something. Oh, Cade, yeah. Cade, I think, is a good name. I think it goes well with, like, my last name, kind of a little bit. But, I don't know,

like, I feel like it's just too, you're playing with fire when you do that shit, because some, someday that's not going to be as cool as it is, you know? I think there's just, every name, every,

that's why you go with the class of names like Chris and shit, because it's, that's why people, that's why people are named those, like John and Chris and Michael. I think John, because John died.

John died a long time ago There's not that many Johns As far as like So I As far as I grew up with I think I only knew one But I knew a billion Davids I knew a billion

You know Is Nathan the tofer of John Oh it is John Nathan Kind of I never thought about that I never thought about it either Until literally

I didn't think about it until literally Just now But I was thinking like Yeah John I don't know And then I thought Nathan for you for some reason. Jonathan and then Nathan, holy shit, that's probably exactly where the fucking name came from.

Is that real? That's so disgusting. Is Nathan Philiates named Jonathan Filiates? Well, it's probably, it's just, no, because there's people actually just named Nathan and Nate. Or Nathaniel. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So Jonathanew's the whole name.

Is Jonathaniel the whole name? My name is Jonathan. That's a name. That's a name. My fucking Jonathan. My parents, fucking. My parents fucked with my brother Because these two names stitched together

He's Mark and Keith He's Mark Keith Oh, he's fucking Keith That's fucked up Yeah, they fucked with them And that's why I think that's why he's like This is my son It's a real name but it's in a way that I feel like

It's just I feel like names are so fucking important psychologically That having a name stitch together like that Is only gonna fuck with you That's like That's like if my middle name was Tofer You know Have you met my have you seen my name though?

I have the worst name for a person. What do you say? I have the worst name for my name is Kingston, dude. Your name is a pretentious name. That's an ultra pretentious name. I think it's a good name. I think calling someone king, like I think of king from Tekken. Like I love, I just, it's king, man.

I wish I was cool. I don't like my name because I mean feels like pretentious. Like I knew a girl named Chardonnay. I knew a girl named Chardonnay. Oh my God. Oh my God. That's different. That's different.

I knew. I knew an Alizet. I know that boosy shit. But she was a white. This is my daughter, methamphetamina. Like, Jesus Christ, Charter-A. Fuck you. I've heard it all.

She was a nice girl. She was weird. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script. A podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about women's health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms.

When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of perimenopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN, because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that could kind of help to limit the symptoms. Hear the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts.

I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morton?

What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan, from Morgan and Morgan,

America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. We kind of, we have to. Let's shotgun some questions. Let's shotgun them. We gotta go a little bit longer now because we took too much fucking time. Okay.

All right, let's see. Let's see. Let's see. First of all, first question from St. Maxi, I literally spent $25 to ask this. And it's the only reason you're getting this answered, because this is a very uninteresting question. What are the lyrics to the opening song? And the answer to that is, I'm not going to tell you. But I figure, why not? It's been a while. I think, it's been a while. So I think what I'm gonna do for Christmas is I'm just gonna put the song on the Patreon because a lot of people have asked for like a long time People have been curious I I you guys are going to be disappointed It's more of what the intro is it's the exact same thing

Literally is literally it literally it I remember a friend of ours was curious about it and and like It was just like yeah, yeah it's exactly what you expected to be so that will be available for your listening pleasure at the end of December as a as a bit of a thank you to some of the people who are curious but honestly though even I don't know the lyrics I might have to search I know it I know them but I'm just like I have to look I have to dumb it's just a bunch of edited together clips so it's like I need to I need to go back and like

I know there's a YouTuber that put that shit up right well the living tombstone is the one who made it so he he made the song out of like clips of like previous things but he wrote out I think I might have it in an email or like maybe in a Twitter DM, like way, way, way back of like every word of it. So maybe I'll look for it and I'll find it. And then you'll have your lyrics.

But you'll find out as a little Christmas surprise. How about that, Saint? How about that? I think people should guess before you send it out. Yeah, you should try to do some misheard lyrics. Yeah, that would be fun. That's a good idea. All right.

Let's see. Let's see. Pappapapapapapapapapapapap. Dominacious von Squirticus. wrote in. He says, hello there, fellow lesbians. Sorry, sorry. I just remember the fucking cameo thing. Sorry, I'm excited for that. Yeah.

Which would you pick? Always jacked without having to work endless free food whenever you want or be the greatest, or be a master at one skill? This is too specific. Master at one skill? Yeah. I guess so. You could just be master of like

the skill of being good at everything. And then you're sad, you know. That's like somebody's wishing for a million wishes. Yeah, well, I just did. So, yeah. You just, why do you have to cheat? Why do you have to cheat? That lawyer is my nature.

Like, you just cheat. It is my nature. No, I don't know. Fucking be, I don't care about being jacked. It brings no value to me at all. Endless free food whenever you want, that would put a lot of, you know,

that would be kind of nice. That free up, that free up, That free up like... That would save so much money. It's hilarious. Like, you'd be kind of set for life. And it's actually like a massive cheat code in being alive, actually.

Yeah. I definitely would go with that one because I actually enjoy the process of working out. I'm just fucking injured and shit. But otherwise, like, I love that. So just having the food, though, that...

I'm like, how being fucking amazing. It's like truly, like, a godsend. Like, it's like, truly, like, a godsend. Like, it's like, oh, I... I'm fine. It's essentially just being rich, right? Because all these rich people you see there, oh, this is chef, this person. I'm like, I get so fucking jealous when I see that shit.

Like, it's like the rock. The rock always fucking appears on my, here's my chef making my favorite pancakes that you can never have. And I'm just like, God damn. All right, man. You see the rock's eating habits, bro? What does he eat? Dude, he eats like garbage.

Like, he works out so much. And like, during the week, he eats like super clean. But then, like, on the weekends when he treats, he's so. big he's so big and like it burns off so much that he eats like straight like garb like he eats like oh yeah the type of pizzas he just faces them by himself and he with the right performance enhancing drugs you won't like you won't fat won't store on your body like he's good yeah yeah he's insane dude like he eats like a fucking pig like i'm like i can imagine because i know i know people who body build and like most of them they don't like eating like they don't like

ingesting food. You got to eat way more than you want to. Like if you're trying to bulk up, you have to eat like like the rock probably eats like on average 10,000 calories. Imagine how much that is in a fucking day. Like that's that I'll throw up. I'll throw up a bunch of times. He comes to work and he'd have like his food. He have like his food like prepped out and he would open his thing. And it would be like brown rice like vegetables and like pan seared chicken with like the faintest amount of like seasoning on it. And he's like, like, I don't want this. Do you want this? And I'm just like, I guess. And he's like, I don't want to eat this. Like, I don't like, I don't like food. I don't like what food is. I don't like eating

things. I don't want to eat things anymore. It would just be, it's just such a sad sounding person. It's like not liking food just sounds insane. I used to not like food to be honest. Like I used to like not like in the sense that like there wasn't any food that I liked. But like I definitely liked the act of drinking more than I liked the act of eating. Like, I don't know, there was something about, like, because I used to have, like, bad stomach, like, my stomach used to be, like, really fucked up. So every time I would eat, I would be like, oh, my God, I'm going to be in fucking pain now. That was, like, a long time ago.

But that stuck around, that, like, association of, like, food and then just, like, intense discomfort to the point where, like, when I found, like, a drink that I really liked, I would just go ham on it because it was just like, oh, I can fucking taste things and not have to deal with that horrible shit. But now I love, I love, dude, I'm so, I'm hungry all the time now. I'm currently hungry. I haven't eaten yet today because I keep, I don't eat in the morning because I go to class in the morning and I forget to eat. Yeah.

I do similar things. I'm like, I'm excited to eat when I finally do eat. I can't wait. There you go. Hell yeah. Let's see. What is it? Swag loading 56% rode in.

He says, hey, Chris Sweenen and Derek. What was your game of the year? I have no idea what came out besides Resident Evil 8 But mine was cruelty squad. I've never heard of this it's cruelty squad I'm gonna I've I've got a game of the year interesting yeah honestly though like I'll bend the rules a little bit doesn't even have to be a game I I think it's more interesting when it it it your game of the year actually doesn't have to be limited to games that came out this year like it would be interesting like somebody's game of like Like 2021 that was like oh this game that I missed in like 2017 so if that's something that like is more something that you're thinking of. That's cool, too.

I'd stress the rules for that. This year was not busy for me with games. I can't remember, like, what the fuck did I play this year? That's actually kind of interesting. I know a game allured me. Like, I saw the game and I got more excited than I've been in a long time,

and that's Eldon Ring. Like, I saw Eldon Ring. And I haven't been excited for a video game quite like that since Baldur's Gate. Like, I just like, oh, I have to play this. Like, I have to... That's the next year, though. Somehow get my hands on this.

But for me... I'm definitely gonna grab that shit, absolutely. For me, it's between Metroid Dred and Cyclonauts. Cruelty Squad looks awesome, by the way. What? Cruelty Squad, I'm like Googling it. Looks ridiculous. That does look cool.

And Death Store is good. Whoa. Oh, yeah, Death Store. I mean, what did I play? Okay, so I played Hitman. new views this year. I played Hitman 3, which I think got snubbed a little bit. Forza Horizon, which was pretty great.

Psychonauts, which I think is my personal. I think Psychonauts is probably my game of the year. That game was like just like unreasonably good. Didn't that shit's going to win out of the VGAs? I don't know. It might. I think it has a shot just because I feel like it's got like a good underdog vibe going for it. But I also do think it's genuinely like...

Oh, 8 Takes 2 is also fantastic. Oh, yeah, I've heard. Yeah, that's like a fantastic co-op game. It's insane. But I don't know, man. I... For me, it's Hitman 3 and Psychonauts are tied. Because Hit Man 3 has such a hilarious...

Hit Man 3 has one of the best levels I've played in anything. And it's just like the second level of that game. And it's incredible. and that's memorable as shit but it was like so early in the year that was like January so I'm not even sure I bought any new games this year I'm actually fucking

I'm like I'm trying to look at I'm trying to remember Did you get Mass Effect a legendary edition or no? I didn't get that I really enjoyed Mass Effect one like truly truly truly enjoyed it It's weird when you say that because like it's really it's weird that

you didn't enjoy two as much as one Or I don't even think you finished it. I didn't enjoy two, but there's one simply because of the mechanics I wasn't exactly a huge fan of. I just think you probably chose the wrong class. No, no, no. I just don't like, I don't like the shoot. I don't like, I wanted it to be more RPG than shooter. I mean, if you pick a different class, you're not, like, say, you can do something that.

I picked the infiltrator. Like I did the first time, you know, I picked the infiltrator. And I didn't like you. I like the machine guns. I like the sniper rifles. It's fine. I just didn't exactly like to change in the way the game played from one to two. It's still a good game, though.

I still enjoy the lot. The reason why that's incomprehensible? Hi, I'm Dr. J. Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number

that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling while I need to lay down and you know that's not normal for your child, then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Hear the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts.

I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome.

I think I saw billboarded years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan.

From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Is because we've played the originals. And you, I think that's what's kind of our hang-up, is because like that is inconceivable I think to me and Derek because like

the original Mass Effect One, the version that we played is so much worse than two. And it wasn't bad for me. It was it genuinely wasn't bad for me because I played the newer one. But that's what I mean. So like when we hear that we're just like baffled because we didn't experience Mass Effect one the first time that way. Yeah. Like we had like 20 frames a second and like fucking the worst

controls in the fucking world and the MAKA would just fly off the fucking like I had a I was playing Mass Effective one recently I'm slowly making my way through it and I was doing the MAKO mission like where you have to go through the avalanche or like through the storm to and I was doing that I'm that's where I'm at right now and my MACO flipped and there's just I ever no button could help like I just I tried it I tried to flip it I tried hard to flip it I couldn't flip the maco on a new one I tried

to flip it I tried to flip it and then I couldn't and then I was like I guess you can't flip it it and then I just went and like I tried to finish the mission and then I flipped it by accident and I was like so upset I tried to jump didn't work I tried to like boost it didn't work I was there for like 15 minutes because I was like oh my god I can't remember the last time I saved I guess they were so confident that people couldn't flip it that didn't put in some type of fell safe that's really weird it was it was such a fucking experience you gotta flip it over like HALA when you flip over the thanks they're probably

like this is your fault Probably. You gotta try hard to flip that shit because I didn't, like I had a pleasant experience with that. Definitely the improvements were fucking just drastic. Oh yeah, it's night and day.

Like the Massifax One in the legendary edition is night and fucking day from like the original, in my opinion anyway, from what I can remember. Yeah. Because I remember. It's fucking, yeah.

I remember going to Korra's Den. That's as far as I got. Oh my God. That's the beginning of a game, bro. I remember going to Chorus Den and it was like, I shit you not like 15 frames a second and my character just wouldn't crouch behind cover when I wanted him to and I was, and like every time I shot I missed because the people were dancing through time fucking skipping frames every which way.

And I was like, I can't play this when gears exists and runs way better and looks way better. I can't do it. And I put it down and then I picked it up with Mass Effect 2. But one is a lot more playable now. Oh, yeah. When you think about... I can't play this while gears exist.

That's so fucking crazy. It makes sense, but it's the biware people, and the reason why they probably thought it was so fucking good, it was a major jump from... Oh, yeah. Anything else they've done. They were playing Qaturn, it was like, Jesus Christ.

Yeah. Playing Coat, I can't believe, like, I beat Codor one recently. And I was just like, I can't believe I got through this. Like, it's so... And in the way, your mind kind of... of plays tricks on you to the point where I was like I was like looking at

the sun and I was looking at some of the tiles some of the textures I'm like oh this looks kind of good because I was saying it's fucking freaking it scares me that my brain can do that I can look at games like Cotor and a hundred fucking dead ass 100% my brain's like oh this isn't half bad and then I'm like

what the fuck am I talking if I look at like fucking bro like go play Spider-Man Mouse Marlins and I'm like what? I play a job And I fall in order right after Kodora and I was laughing so hard. I was like, holy shit. It was almost breathtakingly. I was like, oh, this is too.

I can't believe that I was drawn into that shit. You were lying to yourself. You were for real genuinely hypnotizing yourself. No, I actually, it was fine. No, I don't know, man. I think there's value in that. I think there's, there was like a, I think the reason why we remember that so fondly or those like graphics so fondly is because they were.

so bad. I think games that look really good now I think we're going to remember fondly but in a different way. Like I don't think we're going to like I don't know like there's something about like the

implication of detail that kind of let your imagination do a lot of work and it was a lot more like it was almost like you were kind of like even especially this is especially true with like 2D games like Metroid and stuff like before Metroid like 3D, everybody kind of had their own idea of like how Samus moved and like what Samus

really looked like. At least before Smash, yeah. Yeah, it was just like you kind of had to like do it in your head because what was in front of you was just kind of like the framework or framework or like the guiding kind of like this is what you're going to be doing. And it's almost like D&D kind of in that way where like you kind of just your mind does most of the work because the graphics can't do it. Zelda is the same thing like those old Zelda games where it's like everything looks blocky, but your brain just sort of like fills out like, ooh, what's in that forest?

Fucking nothing. That's what's in that forest. Fucking nothing. It's a fucking, it's a literally one pixel probably stretched out real far. But your brain just sort of fills that shit in. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter.

In this episode, all about women's health. Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of perimenopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN, because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise.

Those are all things that could kind of help to limit the symptoms. Hear the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do.

I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morton? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.

Visit for the people.com for an office near you. Whereas now, we look over the horizon. It's like, oh, yeah, that's exactly what... I mean, that's... That's what that is. That's what, yeah, you know, like... It's a forest. Yeah, it's very real.

And I don't know. I think there's a charm in those older games that persists because of that. Yeah, I understand. I don't know, man. I still think it's hilarious how, like, it is funny. You can play Coulterre and your body, your brain, you believe. It looks pretty good. Wow, man.

Bro, fucking PS1. PS1. Yeah, PS1 Hagrid, man. Tragic. Tragic design, man. But then there's games like Shadow of Colossack. that actually do look good genuinely. Like, they still look pretty good.

I'm just like... Yeah, shout out of the collage is a really gorgeous game. This looks fine to me still. The original Gears games hold up pretty well too. Like, I was... They're really gray, which was something that I kind of forgot about, but...

Yeah. They did... They recently did this thing. But they really did this thing. It's actually kind of funny because it sticks out now because we have like Fortnite and all these colors where it's like, whoa.

Actually, it almost has the opposite effect now. But they did this thing recently on Xbox where, like, the original Gears games and a bunch of older games, too, like Fallout 3 and like mirrors edge. And 50 cent blood in the sand. And 50 cent blood in the sand. It's back. It's real. All those games, dude, all those games run at like 1440p or 4K and 60 frames per second now, even off the original disc. And I couldn't fucking believe how well, Gears of War II's like Horde mode.

still plays. Like now that it's not like on that old hardware and now that it's not like held back by like 30 frames and like the muddy fucking like resolution. That is so,

it is so cool to play those games again. It's so, man, it's so, those games are so fucking fun. Like the last time I played my Xbox one, I went through all three of them. No, I went through all, I even played judgment. And like, you know,

it's not as, you know, it's weak. But it was still like, It's still enjoyable. Yeah. Multiplayer was so fun, bro. I remember playing out with my friend on split screen and a sought off shotgun.

People would walk by and would just blow them the fuck up. I remember that being so fucking fun. I remember the tack skill of like learning like the exact distance you had to be away from a wall for you to like magnetize to it so that you could like wall bounce like and like get across the map like real quick. Gears was awesome. And it's like way better now that you don't have to deal with that fucking. awful. Like, I can't do 30.

I can't do 30 frames anymore. I didn't know that five got so much hate. Like, I looked at the reviews on Steam. Just because I was curious. I'm like, oh, I see that it's on a sale and I started reading the reviews. And these people were fucking whining, dude. I was like, wait, I kind of had fun when I played it. It's got, I think it's getting negative

attention for the same reason Halo is getting negative attention right now. It's because the monetization scheme of it is like really bad. Like the multiplayer, like, skins part of the game is, like, not handled well. But Gears 5 is a good game. Like, I had a lot of fun with Gears 5. I had fun with it. I was like, in the open world, I aspect, wasn't even that bad.

It wasn't like taxi. It reminded me like Lost World, Lost Planet. Yeah, that's actually, yeah. It was a lot like Lost Planet. I think, I don't know, like, judgments objectively the worst. Sure. And then I think Four is probably, like, the next worst. Although that's more just because it's just sort of forgettable.

But like every... I didn't play enough of fucking Marcus. I'm like, well, I don't care about his dumb-ass son. Every other Gears game is like genuinely a good game. Like, I think that's like outside of judgment. I think judgment's the only bad one, really. I think the game is bad. It's just, it's judgment is Dark Souls 2.

That's basically what it is. Yeah, it really is. It really is that kind of situation. But, yeah. Four is weak only because they have you fighting robots the whole time. and it's like, this is a Gears game, come on. Like, I want to chainsaw through people. I don't want to see wires and fuck this.

But Five has a lot of blood, so it makes up for it. That's a lot of interacting with the world. Like, I thought, like, I thought five was a good game from what I saw. I didn't finish five yet. I played all of them up until judgment. And then I even played the tactics game. Tactics is great, by the way. Yeah, Tactic.

Gears Tactics is a lot of fun, and I highly recommend that. Like, that's my favorite gears game, I think, sincerely. Which is crazy. I recently played Halo Wars 1, actually, instead of playing Halo Wars 1. Shit's dope. Yeah, those are good games. I'm really bad. It brings so much context to the Halo story.

It brings, like, way more context than I was prepared to get. I am so bad at RTSs nowadays that I don't, like, I got Halo Wars 2 to just, you know, support. Because, you know, I have to own these things. I'm a big fan. But, like, I got through, like, a couple. missions of it and I was like this is good I'm bad at this I'm gonna watch the cut scenes and they were awesome Jalen Jalen played it and I remember Jalen playing it and being like I don't know what the fuck's going on everyone is going watch him just be

confused playing HAL-W wars it was hilarious RTSs are hard man like I used to be good of them too which is so weird like I remember playing Command and Conquer Red Alert like a lot when I was a kid and doing well but I am not good at them but I was able to them it's not good like I can't like I can't trap anyone and like do some wild shit where they're like hey now you have no chance of winning wow people are like they're on drugs when they're playing don't they look at they're on fucking speed like the way that like oh the starcraft people yeah it just artis in general like what I saw a person playing for and I like that and I was so upset where I saw him like building a fort or whatever end of the I was just like

what that is how is that fun uh The way that he was playing it, that's why I feel a lot of the RTSs is, where there's, like, they're clicking so fast, and I'm like, are you enjoying what you're doing? It is. That doesn't look fun. It is. The gameplay loop of Fortnite confuses me because, like, it's, it's like,

I want to have a gunfight with you, and it's like, oh yeah, well, I'm going to build a two-bedroom, a two-bedroom house. And it's like, all right. Like, I don't know. Like, I could never get into the building aspect of it. But while we're on the subject of video games that we did talk about Mass Effect a little bit, Iron Pond wrote in. He says, hey, Derek, Chet Hanks and Hispanic Goblin. Why is he, why is he?

Chet Hanks? That's so disrespectful. That's so disrespectful. What does that mean? You do have the bandana on today, though. He does that Jamaican thing and you're a Caribbean. So is Chris. That's so rude. That's so disrespectful. I don't like that. Would you rather be Hispanic goblin, in fairness? I'm not goblin-esque.

I'm more of a bug bear, but I guess. You're not an ork than a goblin. Oh, really, Chris. You'd go as far as to call me an ork, huh? I'd go as far as to say, chimp, even. Okay. Derek is real quiet. No, but fucking, what is it?

Hey, Derek, Chet Hanks, Hispanic Goblin. What is a game that disappoints or frustrates you every time you think about it. For me... Well, there you go. For me, it's Mass Effect Andromeda. It felt like a game that really could have been better. A whole fresh start

to the Mass Effect universe, and it was frustratingly average at best. And unplayable at worst. I think you'd probably got Derek's right on fucking point. I don't think about that game. But when you're right, though, when it's brought up,

which it almost never is, because who gives this shit? But yeah, that game It's fucking incredible. It's so frustrating because of what Mass Effect was and what that game could have been. But they did, they gave it the type of, oh, no, it's not true. It just, we already know what happened to it. They scrapped this shit and they had almost no time to fucking work on it. And then they cut all the corners like the definitive edition of fucking GTA.

Where it's like, we kind of just put something out. And that's what you got. And it sucks. It's just disheartening is the best word to. describe it because it's like damn going to the Indromeda galaxy

so many wonders so many different ideas and possibilities and then we got these rock fucking things and then these stupid idiots

that look like those they look like these Star Wars aliens that I was like what the fuck is this this is not even this is so not original

I don't need to get into it we don't even it is a frustrating it is it is mass effect Andromeda is like it's like

seeing Santa at the mall and he's cursing. That's like, that's how I felt when I first put, because I love touching the kids. Disheartening is like the right word because you're just, you're looking at something that should be, this should be like a nice experience. You know, I'm a kid. I have the magic of Christmas in my heart. Like, they're Santa and he's just going on a tirade about IQs.

And like I, this is so like I really wish I just want to be. home away from this and that's what Mass Effect Indravida is. It's like all these... Pants are pushing you to go talk to me like Santa's cursing mom. I don't want to be in her Santa while he's cursing. He's cursing and he's waving a candy cane around mom. It's not safe clearly. Mommy, what is race realism?

What's that white stuff under his nose mom? It's like oh my God. Santa's talking about critical race theory so passionately mom. I don't want to be here. They're teaching her kids this shit. Can you imagine a sat at the mall ranting about that? There's a difference simply based on skin color. You have to understand. Mom, I don't like this.

Oh, man, yeah, yeah. That's a good one. I agree with that person that, that, I would say something recent. Like, I really, and it's not the, it's not the studio's fault, but like, I played a greed fall. Oh, yeah. That game just, God, that game needs to be AAA. That was like, it just, that's, I'm like, oh, come on. Like, this game had so, a lot of potential.

It just didn't have, yeah, you know. That was a really solid premise that just didn't have, uh, Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids' fever.

When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day,

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It's going good, man. tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one.

20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

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Bro, the fucking cape. If you put a cape on that game, it's fucking seizuring. And I was like, fuck. Like, it gives you extra armor. And I'm like, I can't look at this. I can't fucking look at it. I can't play. It's distracting.

It's so distracting. It's so distracting. You're fighting too. They show up and you're just fucking, your capers is going bananas. You're just like, what the fuck. I was like, okay. All right, never mind, bro. I'll lose.

I'll lose the plus 50% armor and the movement speed. I can't, I can't do this. I'd rather not have it. Yeah, that's. I feel like the game that frustrated me the most. It's not a Halo game. It's not like, it's not anything like that. I think,

I think genuinely my real answer is there's a Destroy All Humans game that came out for the 360. And I loved, I loved Destroy All Humans. I thought it was so, it was like bully, but with aliens. And I was just like, this is so sick. I love this.

I'm really into just the, I was a child too, so I was really into the concept of aliens and like fucking the fourth kind and shit. Like it was all just like, it was just like encapsulated by it. I loved it. And so to just play these games where it was just like this kind of like satirization of like 50s and 60s America and you got all these like really cool weapons. Like weapons that are like genuinely underrated. Like there was a gun in Destroo Humans 2 that summoned meteors from the sky and it would level buildings entirely. And it was like this is so, this is so sick.

it's unreal. Like people say Ratchet and Clank has like the best weapon selection because you can fire at an enemy and they'll dance. And I'm just thinking about like that time I shot a meteor at the fucking Empire State Building or whatever. I was just like this is so fucking fun. And then

the 360 came out right? These are all PS2 games at this point. Next gender strong humans. Everybody's excited. Ah, maybe there's multiplayer. Maybe there's co-op and shit. It's like this is going to be so much fucking fun. Just dicking around with my friends on like flying saucers. and just destroying shit.

And then a version came out for the Wii called Big Willie Unleashed and it was made by some random fucking studio and like none of the voice actors came and I was like this looks rough. And then the 360 version was made by this

studio because EA shut down pandemic. They killed pandemic. Perfect. So they shoved development off to this game studio who's called Sandblast games.

if that doesn't sound familiar to you it's because they didn't do anything else and they died before the game came out so it came out it was just like this fuck it was I I'm not even joking it was like 10 frames a second the texas were all fucked up the physics didn't work the AI didn't work none of it

like it was playable front to back but nothing worked and it was like man this is so fucking depressing because it was like it had everything going for it. It was like in the it was in like the fucking 70s and like

there was like there was like disco and it was like oh what a cool fucking setting that we never see in video games and they just fucked it up because EA had to be themselves and shut pandemic down. EA just fucks up. I don't know why they're so good at fucking up like what is on with them. You know what's wild? They're actually probably

the best studio or not the best studio but the best publisher of the three right now because Activision is going through this whole fucking thing where their CEO threatened to kill a woman and just all that shit. That by the way is so bad that like even the CEO of like Phil Spencer at Xbox, Jim Ryan at PlayStation and fucking Doug Bowser at Nintendo All are like yo there's some bad shit going on at Activision and it's like they can't ignore that forever. And Ubisoft is just like here's a free to play fucking random shooter every two seconds

And it sucks and like here's Splinter Cell but it sucks. Here's ghost recon, but it sucks. Here's rainbow six But it sucks and like they're just everybody's fumbling the bag, but EA You know they put out that star war squadron game. They put out like fucking that the the the Dark Souls Star Wars thing on order they put out it takes two even I think It's not bad EA games 2021 They're not doing anything that's just colossally pissing people off Mass Effect Legendary Edition.

They have Apex and it's like thriving. Knockout City, which was kind of cool, genuinely. It's a fun game. I still pay a little bit. Battlefield 2042 is their biggest fuck up recently. And even that's just like, you know, people love Battlefield. It's just like an unstable mess. But like, I don't know, man. In comparison to like Activision and like Ubisoft.

Activision is just, Activision's on fire right now. Activision is fucking Russia in the 90s, bro. Just breaking down. Everything's going crazy. Everybody's fucking vying for power. tribes going at it. Yeah. They fucked them.

It's a... If they would have released Overwatch 2 and it would have been good during the time that shit came out, it wouldn't have been as bad. It wouldn't have got as... They wouldn't have got as much heat. They'd have been like,

well, but Overwatch 2's not bad. And everybody would have been playing it because I was excited for that game. I'm still a little excited for that game, but I don't know when it's coming out. They fucked up Overwatch. They fucked up Overwatch 2 real bad by even making that a thing

in the first place instead of just consistently updating the first one. Just keep Overwatch. just keep going. Yeah, when you can spend two guys on a new game, what are you talking about?

Plus, they can add a story and pay six dollars for that. What do you mean, bro? What do you mean? Like, I hear what you're saying, but it's stupid.

It's not consumerism, bro. It is a, look, I'll just say it this. I don't mean this is a compliment to EA. I just mean like, you know,

it's a dark day when EA is the best one. Right. You don't get complimented for not fucking up, I guess, right? Like, you're not supposed to get complimented.

for just not being a piece of shit. But they still have like their fucking sports, EA Sports is still cunty. That'll always forever be trash. E.A. Sports. It doesn't change. It doesn't change. It doesn't change.

Dude, fucking, when I, I, I love, my favorite thing to do is watch Madden reviews. And I'm like, how, how are people, like, I'll buy 2K when it's on like sale, because it's the only, there's nothing else. And I manipulate the game enough to where I have fun with it. But I see the reviews

and I feel so bad for these people that could you, they don't do anything about hackers. Like if you play, they don't do anything. There's no support. They don't, PC can run next gen shit. They don't fucking care. They're like, we're gonna give you some bullshit that there's gonna be no story

or they call cutscenes. There's nothing. There's, we're gonna cut like fucking like 40% of what would be in the new and people still buy it and they're paying $60 for it and I'm like this is the saddish shit ever. Every year dude every year they buy it's wild man one of my good friends buys buys every FIFA game and I'm like bro stop and he's like I can't I can't stop I'm fucking Hispanic from below the border I can't not buy FIFA I have to it's his life. He spends hundreds of dollars on every FIFA game. And I'm like, bro, just buy comic books or

magic cards or something else. They can't help it. Something from. And he's like, I can't. They can't help it. Especially this is like their game. Like this is like, it's like, it's like the And he can't help it, bro. He can't. He can't do it. And I'm like, bro, I love you. If you have people here for you, stop buying them. People here for you. But then you know what happens? I see it and I go and I play it and I almost buy it myself because it tricks me too. It starts tricking my eight brain as well.

The fucked up thing about the sports games especially, I don't know Madden and FIFA, but I know 2K. The gameplay itself is fucking great if you like basketball. That's the problem. There's nothing else. So these people are like, what do I do? And they just

keep going. And the thing that pisses me off so much is the new gen versions, they actually did some overhauls. They did some different shit. They had some different concepts. I was like, that actually looks really fun. Holy shit, there's a whole city to explore. There's like actually side quest and stuff.

There's a city in a game. PC doesn't have it. PC, you can't fucking do that shit. PC, they just gave you. Oh, instead, it's crazy. And I'm like, oh my God, I feel so bad for these people. Especially since they don't know how to mod or any of the, they can't get anything out of it. It's like, I'll mod this shit and I'll have a fantastic time.

with it. I'm like I'm having a great time. I don't have to because people spend hundreds of dollars on virtual currency because otherwise you have to play like six seasons to get like a decent dog score of like so you can be I'm I'm level I'm I'm 85 overall now I finally can kind of compete with people you know what I mean because all this shit's play to win me I I I fucking mod the fuck out of it and I'm already a god so it's it's cool I don't play against people though because I don't fucking care about that shit but I'll beat the fuck out of the CPU and they fuck it

I'm talking about 34 steals a game dude that the fuck that's ridiculous I break I break records every single game so fucking good dude it's like custom games it's fun the chaos

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Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury

law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

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Visit 4thepieple.com for an office near you. Her name is still glitched, so. You think Magic, wait, Uncle Magic has a cameo? I hope so, because I would pay a lot. For someone like, he's not doing good, I'm sure of it, so he definitely got a cameo. He's not doing good. sure of it. I'm sure money wise. He's got a 2017 commercial. He's been, he's been active recently.

If he survived the pandemic, dude, then props. Oh, that's right. He could be dead. He could be a dead person. I didn't even consider that. I didn't even consider the fact that he could, he could totally just be a dead man. Oh my God, stop it. He just got sick from throwing too many parties. During the pandemic, he was still out there throwing parties and everybody. It was like Uncle Magic

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