The Snark Tank - #92: Yoko Oh No

Episode Date: December 21, 2021

I really have no explanation for this episode. I wouldn't even know how to describe it. Just ,,, here lol, this is hard to describe. YouTube Poops? The Beatles and the N word? Home Alone with blood? It's a catastrophe.  Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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Learn more at ASUonline.asu.org. Hey, look, you say, little dead mean. You're goddamn gourd. I feel like something happened important, but I don't remember exactly what it was. I think the Gilein-Maxwell trial was happening, but not a lot happened out of that. nobody you didn't see mark Zuckerberg arrested or anything so yeah uh it's very underwhelming as far as like fighting what the by about i didn't killed someone Biden killed a person yeah how did i not hear about that you see that he was like like someone just like got in his way when he was

walking and he shot him and he was like come on man and then he just kept going about his business damn that sounds like Joe Biden really that sounds exactly like a thing or He says it like a disappointed parent when your kid gets a bad grade. Come on, man. And he just killed him. He took him out. That is the most absurd shit I'd ever see. It's the most absurd thing ever.

Someone just walks in front of Joe Biden. He's like, come on, dude. Boom. Yeah, I don't know. Joe Biden's an interesting little fellow. Like he looks, every time I see, I haven't seen, first of all, it's been a while since I've seen this man. You know what I mean? Like in, like, doing an address or something or like on TV.

But every time I do see him, I think he was doing like some weird promo about the vaccine with some, with Bill Nye or something. It was like a super recent one. And he looks, he just looks like he doesn't know where he is. And I know that that was like a joke kind of leading into his presidency where it was like, aha. he's elderly and falling apart. This man is shambles. But he really does, like in the most recent appearances, he really genuinely does look like he has no fucking idea.

Like, actually for real, like, beyond the joke. He looks like he's in bad shape. Like, it's like sad. Like, if that was my grandpa, I'd be like, yo, grandpa, please. Stop working, grandpa. Just stay home and die. Just die at peace, Grandpa. You've got like 25 minutes left.

Die at... Just lay down. Watch episode of fucking Nash and lay down. Of what? Of MASH. What was that show? What was about Korea? Was it?

Or NAM, one of the two. My grandpa loved it. So it was one of those two places. Did you see that it was something about Americans fighting Asians. It was one of those things. My grandpa loved it. Did you see that there's a new... I like the theme, but it was trash.

What? Did you see that there's a new documentary about the Beatles out and there's like a bunch of like hours and hours of footage and no footage of him beating up you, of John Lennon beating up anybody? So they say to N-word at least once in it? No, I don't think so. Come on. But I mean, there's plenty of that. There's plenty of that in the Beatles. You can find whatever you want. But yeah, but dude, I want him to say the N-word on a documentary. Do you have to be authentic? Well, he has that song like, what is it? What is it? Woman is the N-word of the war? world with Yoko Ono. And Yoko has to sing in it. And she's just like... I can't even tell her for joke or not, because that's all weird. Absolutely joking. Okay. I don't know.

Listen, listen, Derek, Derek, Derek. I would know this. Trust me. I'm like, I'm like not exactly not a Beatles man. No, you wouldn't? No, you wouldn't. I would know about this song. All right then.

Go ahead and look it up and I promise. I'm not going to look it up because I'm not taking a time to even engage you in it. Okay. All right. God bless you. It must be... We know the end words of the world. I mean, I'm sorry.

Imagine seeing that on someone's fucking history. I mean, it's like, what were you looking up, dude? I mean, it's literally right there. It is literally in John Lennon's discography with Yoko Ono. You can look it up right now, and it will be there. I promise you. I will bet you, here's the thing. If I'm wrong, if you prove me wrong right now,

I will give you guys my Stark Tank share this month. Like, I'm not even joking. I'm not even joking. I don't even want... I'm not even kidding. I'm dead serious. This is a real thing. This better not be real.

This is going to make me so upset because I don't want this to be real. This is so ridiculous. Women are the... It is. It is real.

The N-word. Imagine a world without the N-word. This would drive me mad. Look at him, look at him. This would drive me that. Oh, no, look at, look at Sweetie Go. There he is. There he is.

There he is. If you guys aren't watching the video version right now, which, you know, if you've listened to this on the day, it goes live, you aren't, because that's not how this works. But Sweeney is bewildered to find out that this is a real song by John Lennon and Yoko Ono. Yoko Ono, I believe, wrote the song. John Lennon performed it with her. And it is, I think, from the 60s or something.

I don't remember exactly one. 72. This can't be a real song. Look at that. Two hard R's in the first and third bar. It's real, man. It's a very real thing. That's why I said I wouldn't be surprised and I'm not even surprised.

That's fucking. I feel like this is one of your most elaborate jokes ever, but you don't have the power to take it this far. You just don't have the power to get it taking it this far. I don't have the power to upload a fake John Lennon song eight years ago just so I could make a reference to it on a podcast, build up steam to it so it could actually seem authentic and then pretend like it was real.

I don't have that kind of authenticity. I don't have that kind of planning or patience. You know, I remember, Yo, they got a remastered version, 2010? There you go. That was back when it was still okay. Yeah. I mean, I understand like,

Swinney's bewildered. Probably what they're trying to say, but like, you know, it's, uh, I mean, I don't know. It's not that I say I understand. I think I understand what, what she was trying to do. But it's just like, it's so the mark is, it's like, the mark is in, is in another fucking state. Derek, you're looking at abstract art and trying to make complete.

This is insane. This is an insane thing. This is unbelievable. Like, this is why? I feel like even in the 70s. Yo. They were. My man.

This music kind of slaps, though. The guitar and the fucking sax in it, bro? They're going hard. The worst part of this song is that it's not bad. That's amazing. The worst part of this song is that, You could be walking in a supermarket and accidentally say something under your breath by accident singing. And then you're going to your beat to shit.

Your legs are gone. You're beat to shit. If you say this in an associate in the Bronx, you're dead. What if that dude that shot Lennon was just like a civil rights activist and he was furious that this song existed? He's like, I can't have this. gargantuan piece of shit so I don't know especially like later in his life

he was a huge he was a huge piece of shit who wasn't he the guy he was an asshole well I thought you were talking about the guy that shot him oh no Lenin I got something well yeah I know I heard I mean oh yeah no Lenin's pretty bad

with what you know what he did to Russia I think um I think I'm trying to remember so John and then systematically destroys Russia so one thing we were we were talking about a little bit before The show went live. We were talking about this kid in Michigan who matrixed up a school. I think, and this is like the first time that I think parents have been charged with like,

what the fuck was it? It was like involuntary manslaughter or something like that. It was, it's. Well, manslaughter is involuntary already. It's, right? Yeah, I mean, is that how that works? Well, manslaughter is killing someone without intention. No, manslaughter is slaughtering a man.

No, manslaughter is killing someone without intention. It's not like homicidal, not premeditated. No, no, no, no. If someone gets killed. Like if you run somebody over, if they run a shoot, they run them over, that's a vehicle. Yeah, I think... Homicide is the one that's... I think, yeah, involuntary manslaughter is redundant, yeah.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Involuntary manslaughter is definitely a thing. manslaughter, the crime of killing a human being without malice, without malice or otherwise. Right, you accidentally killed him. No, it just means without malice. If you didn't have mallet, no, because you can slaughter something. You can slaughter a man. Yes, and call it, like, if you slaughter a person, but that would be like, say, maybe at their request, then it would be manslaughter.

No, no, no, no, because here's the thing. Like, I could, I could, I could, I could, it's a suicide. No, no, no, no, no. That is a citizen. Well, this is a suicide. I think it only works with like when it's a doctor. persisted. I think it in the other situation, you guys are misunderstanding. You see, what are you trying to say? It is the crime of killing a human being without malice, which means if I walk up to Kingston, I'm like, hey, Kingston, watch this and I kill you.

But I'm not angry at you or anything. Like, I'm not. That's malintent. No, no, no, no, no. I've killed you. I have no malice towards you. I just, I just killed you. That's still malinteching. I mean, look, no, no, no. But it's like, it's not. I'm not trying to. I feel like involuntentent. voluntary is real though I feel like in violence and murder is right I've heard it before no it is real it's just like I'm trying to understand uh because like um like say your intentional manslaughter um how do how do you how do you actually because you know this this may sound very ignorant to a lot of people but it's like how do you intentionally slaughter somebody what happens is um I've seen something where they were doing like a larping right and they were using blunderbuss who was on a show called cast I had nith affiliate and that's the reason why I watch it was Nathan affiliate but um the guy they're playing like they're playing like um like you know the paces where they do the paces and they shoot each other and the guy killed him he killed the other guy with the blunderbuss by mistake i think that's so so so this is actually like no meme this is the actual thing manslaughter is the act of killing another human being in a way that is less culpable than murder voluntary manslaughter so voluntary like manslaughter not involuntary voluntary manslaughter is intentionally killing another

person in the heat of passion and in response to adequate provocation. So being provoked into something and then you retaliate. Weird. I thought that would be like a degree of murder. I don't know. That's weird. I thought that would be it because I thought that was a degree of murder, right? Say, I thought like say, you plot the murder second and third or like say you still intended to do a murder because of circumstance and shit. No, because murder sucks, bro. Murder means premeditated. That's what it's what I mean. Yeah. No, but see, but I thought like, uh, Then, see, now I'm getting confused because I thought, like, say, the second and third charges were things like you didn't plan it out, but you still like at the, you did it at the moment, but you didn't, you didn't fucking like, oh, I'm going to kill this motherfucker. Like, you just, like, that day.

Okay. Let me interesting. Like this, though this is probably going to get people heated and I hate, I hate to fucking bring it out because it's such a fucking terrible situation. But the whole George Floyd thing, it was argued that it could have been second degree murder because he was intending to hurt him. He wanted to hurt the person So he held him down He had his neck on his throat And he didn't like go full-fledged

Like I'm gonna get a gun I'm gonna I think it's when you're harming someone And they end up dying Is the idea of all of those like murder Second degree and Third degree charges I can be wrong I don't know I don't think I don't think I don't think I think it says It just says right second degree murder is defined

His murder that is not premeditated A murder that is caused by an offender's reckless See this this shit it feels like this shit's almost interchangeable Like when I even look at this it says second degree murder or second degree manslaughter. It's all dumb. It's all fucking stupid. You kill the person.

It seems like it's kind of, it seems like it's kind of, it's like, you can get through it. But yeah, like, I kind of understand. I understand what you're saying with that,

like that George Floyd situation because obviously that fucking retard didn't want to, like him, him seen that there's cameras on him and everything. I'm sure he wasn't like, I can't wait for this guy to die.

So it just happened and he's like, yeah, whoopsie dopsy. So then second degree. Like, I understand. He's like, oh,

I'm a fucking retard. I murdered some man. Sorry. Whoopsie. What is happening? Was this a Hannah-Barbera cartoon? What's going on? Slide whistle ass.

I fucking love slide whistles. They're so stupid. Womp, womp, wong. Oh, my God. Watch where you go with your foot. Oh, that's so awful. We should call it. We should, somebody in snart, somebody in one of our fans that drives us the three stooges.

I want to be curly. I don't know the difference between those. Mo, Lenny Curley. I think Moe is the fat one. No, no, no, no, no. The bowl cut one? Mo is the small. Moe is the small.

Moe is bull cut. The bull cut. Lenny? Wait, it's Larry, it's Larry, Moe. Larry and. Larry and. Jesus Christ. Yeah, yeah.

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important figures to us is very clearly you can tell bro I watched some of that shit just to see what it was scream at us like you don't know who the fucking dudes are you dumb idiots something's like it's like it's like mom I'm five Larry mom

you know that I watched some of that shit just to see what the hubbub was all about and I was like that's I don't know man that slapstick shit is not my jam it just doesn't like it's like I can watch the was I Love Lucy

and I'm like that shit's fucking funny I think that I'm hilarious dog I think I don't know why bro I think their chime travelers like the Simpsons

because there was nothing think about bro think about this shit I want you to think about this okay Simpson we don't even again this is the whole other episode but there was nothing like nothing even came close to

to Isle of Lucy to the point where it still stands up to this day I agree with that the type of comedy that was around back then was fucking dog shit the type of anything I imagine the people watching

I Love Lucy in the 50s probably were dying from laughing because nothing else was funny like that around that time I admit it's comedy is like genuinely like it's another it's like just before the levels of like mad with children married with children

it's like just before we're that because that gets vindictive it's like this is like me and spirited but like I live Lucy is just like funny shit and the fact that the husband's Cuban and he gets made fun of so much because he's, they think he's illegal and they just

insult him and I'm just like, bro. I love Fred because he's like racist but he's not. It's the way that there's like the undertones and it just man fucking what you call. I only just say that I only say that argument. I don't have any real argument

obviously. It's just that there isn't that many every once in a while you see something that is just so leaps and bounds above things, it doesn't make sense to me that like, what, you two were the only people to figure this shit out and nobody else had anything even nearly as funny as that? Because, dude,

I'm telling you, man, go look at comedy back in the day when she was black and white. It's not funny. It's terrible. It's really bad. It's I dream a genie. I love that show. I love that show.

I don't know why. I like I dream of genie. Bro, you like the genie because she had tits. That's why you like that show. Why are either that or I'm autistic One of the two And like I fucking love that show I was like

I watched it I watched I dream a jean me and be witch But because I wanted to bang both of them That's all I was just like what am I Why am I sitting here watching this? I gotta be real I feel like I don't remember much

Of I love Lucy Oh man Do that shit Like I if someone bought me Like the seasons of I love Lucy I'd be like dude You fuck like thank you you so much because that's how much I

it actually kind of makes me even think why don't I have that shit sitting on my shelf because it's just it's I'm not even trying to oversell it man it's that good that's why you see it fucking even in Drake and Josh when they did the fucking the sushi fucking line like it's just a classic I love Lucy scene

and it's like these pieces of shit that weren't around you know or they're around our age and stuff so it's just cool to see like people already still appreciating that stuff because they know how funny it is yeah and so that's why I think they fucking time travel bro because what they did was they're like you know we're gonna go back in time and we're just gonna make like some comedy that people would still enjoy in our time but it's gonna

kill back then because that's the type of shit that i would do i would totally cheat what if i if the time how do you how do you how do you oh yeah for sure like i would just like make like pitch like the already incredible shows but like i would go back in time and i would i would make up disney yeah well right i make up disney and then my family would be fucking rich and I was like good right I mean you could just you could do that pretty easily though you could just be like hey invest in this by the way like you know what I mean like you just go back in time that's how you stay on that's how you stay under the radar that's that's that's a smarter way to do it yeah I don't know teacher told me that shit I go ahead where you're just saying like I'm looking at like

these old shows and I'm like man like I don't know like something about the black and white just fucks with me where like because I've heard similar things about the honeymooners like like and I've not seen it but like a lot of people like revere the honeymoon I love Honeymooners because there's just Ralph threatening to abuse his wife. And I think that shit's hilarious. Do you think... No, that's funny. Do you think...

Do you think that if you went... He hit that bitch. Hold on, hold on. Do you think that you could go back in time? Do you think you could go back in time? Like, maybe like, 1995, like, middle of, you know, middle of, like, that honeymooners, period. And be like... And show somebody...

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20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 20, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfroom, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.

for an office near you. And it would just, it would just break them. It would like actually like it would be so, it would be so much funnier than anything they had ever seen. It would kill. Yes. Comedy now would be a different animal. Let me tell you.

Comedy is getting stale, you know? Like it's, you know, like the people, the people like the me's and the derricks that like they need their labs or else they're not going to be able to function, right? You know, I got a really, I got a really dig for some real funny shit, you know. Like I got a damn. If that was the case Like imagine you never saw anything funny right

And then you went on like TikTok Like as a fucking like 30 year old You'd probably laugh yourself to death Oh yeah if you'd be like You know it's so fucking funny Well maybe well I don't know maybe because like I think You know what I think what actually happened Sorry no no it's

It's I remember the first time I saw a YouTube poop It was that it was in 2009 I was in Minnesota I was on tour with this band and shit I remember this so vividly because I'd never seen anything like that before. The way that it hit, it didn't. It took me a minute. It took a while to register.

I think it would be the same way where it wasn't immediately funny because what I saw was so different and so outrageous that I couldn't even laugh at it at first. I was kind of like, what the fuck is happening? I was so confused until I had some like, oh, there's these just these extremely autistic people. like just sentence mixing these things together and then like once it clicked I was like this is the greatest thing I've ever fucking seen in my life but like at first it was so outrageous

that like it kind of was weird it was almost like someone trying to fucking speak to me in a different language I was like what's happening? It is so hard for me to laugh at something like I need like things that are like on like that

that uh Kingston and I like that um oh my god I can't remember the epic rap battle when there's this series called epic rap battles of cancer and there's this one episode I'm not going to point you in the direction of which one because you guys can find I'm sure

you guys will know when you see it you'll know when you see it but like the first time I saw that I think I laughed harder than I have ever laughed because it's so unnecessary and that's the only way I can laugh now is if something is that unruly. For me, the first thing that made,

because I have a steady descent into madness, but for me, the first thing was America's Funniest Home Videos with Bob Sagget in particular, particular Bob Sagitt. Oh, I hated him. I hated Bob Sagitt. In particular, because his,

I don't know why I laughed so hard, but I saw that shit and it, it like, it like something clicked in my brain because my grandmother and me were watching it and my grandmother looked at me while I was watching it and I was cackling like I was on the floor like laughing like my teeth I was bearing my teeth like a dumb dog

and she was just like okay Kingston all right it's funny calm down and then it went from that to Ebon's world right it's the next evolution yeah yeah Ebon's world and I was just like yo

comedy's getting out of hand. I don't know man. Like America's funny some videos. Like I thought it was funny, but like Bob Sagitt just ruined that show for me. Like, because he would always like talk over the videos and like give like stupid little voices to like the animals or like the kids. And I'm like, get the fuck out of the way.

It was like watching like equals three or something. You know, like like the voice. His voices suck dick. Yeah, they're so bad. They were so bad. Like it was just the same voice. Hey, here I am. I'm just going over here and oh.

And then it would make a stupid noise. Hey, look at me. I'm Jeff. I got shot in my own convertible, he. And then it's just nonsense. I always... That's funny to me, dude. I don't know why.

I hate it. I don't know. That's funny to me. I always... It's really funny to me. I always liked the show, but I hated that show. I always preferred Tom Bergeron's... He's the GO.

Because he just didn't stomp all over the videos. He would just show them to you because it's not my job to fucking commentate on this shit. They're funny. If they weren't funny, we wouldn't be showing them to you. Right. for me i guess he was just doing like fair use before that was a thing yeah that's what uh he was that's all that's job is let's fair use of other people's fucking content look i transformed it what makes me laugh the most was uh there's uh there's uh these

compilations of just loud noises oh my god like it's like meme noises like do like the fucking king bad sound where it's like that effect he uses and like a siren Then like the sound of someone farting like that shit. It still gets me, bro. If you go to, oh, what's his name? Who's that black dude in Canada that did that like? Justin Trudeau. He shows no.

No. What if you look up black people from Canada and it says Justin Trudeau. Above Drake, it says Justin Trudeau. Could you imagine that? It fucking should. Too mad. Too mad. I was talking about fucking too mad.

When Too Mad posts on Twitter, go to his replies. And there's so many of those crazy-ass videos that are just split seconds of compilations of just noise, the fucking Scooby-Doo running thing and then the brus and then explosions and farts and stuff. And it's like, dude, this is. It's funny, but at the same time, I'm just like, imagine what type of person you have to be to make that shit. Like, it's, those people, they're so, I feel like they're so dangerous. They are dangerous.

It's so funny to me because that's just, that's funny to me because it's something about my, my lizard brain that just hears those noise and he's excited. It's like, yay, yay, something's happening. you're the problem with the internet is what you are I don't spread hate though I'm just like I'm very simple I saw simple in my enjoyment The most disappointing thing I think I've ever seen Was like I was scrolling TikTok

In my parents living room And I think my nieces and nephews were with me They were like next to me And like my nephew was looking at my phone As I was scrolling And then it was just this one video of a man Like standing staring silently And then it

cuts to a blade of grass and it just bass boosts a loud sound and he started laughing like I've never seen anybody laugh because it was just grass with a sound and I was like everything is falling apart.

It is the saddest thing I think I've ever seen. I love that shit bro. It definitely means there's something wrong with me like have some sort of degenerative disease but it's so funny. It's so fucking hilarious. I love a lot of dumb shit man. Probably the probably the

most I've laughed in quite some time is when we were doing inward club and there was that who's that Pokemon dude. No not that motherfucker just that who's that Pokemon shit? Like like it's not even it's the it's the

fucking bullshit goofy laugh that gets me. It's what are you talking about? It's the I'll show you right now Chris. Oh you got to send it to him? It's the send it to me on Twitter though. Don't put it in Discord because I'm screen capping. I'm

screencapping the disc right right it's so much it's it's like it's funny on its own but the fucking goofy laugh it I can't help but like it just penetrates my soul because of how bad it is it's such a bad goofy laugh that it makes it just stupid dude like to be it's like look I love brock baker right you know dude's a fucking dudes a dude's a wizard with his with his voice and stuff but I want that goofy I want like busted fucking not trying goofy it's so good you know it's

so bad it's insane it's insanely poor it's like who fuck did this dude yeah did you put it up yeah I got him to send it to him right now he's gonna you're gonna be so disappointed like you're like us saying it's funny is one thing where you're gonna hear you're gonna be like

what the fuck he didn't try man he is it's gonna just that's what's so funny me all I got it just fucking did that This is the one time That I wanted a watermark Because I want to fucking think that person Why is it so fucking distorted?

It's distorted And it's the insult that they tried to make me think It's not a chick with a big dick Yeah like I like It's just so much about it That's just so barely done That is really frustrating It's frustrating

It's frustrating because like You could They added the teeth And the nose Right, right, right. The added the teeth, but the best thing is when it, when it comes in a, when it reveals itself, there's still the fucking saletto and the tits. It's like, it's like fucking, that's not goofy, motherfucker. But it's that goofy.

It's that distorted goofy. That's the goofy that you see. That's so fucking stupid. I hate this. It's so bad, but it's hilarious. It's so good. It's just a smearful. all things that make me laugh now, man.

It's like when someone doesn't try or something like that, it's like, come on, this is hilarious. I laugh when like a deer crashes through into a bus and stuff like that. Like that, like the stuff that should that, you know what it is? That shouldn't make you laugh. No, no, it's stuff that's like, if you're almost on LiveLeak, I think that shit's hilarious. You know, like just on the brink of that. After it goes on Live League, it's still kind of funny sometimes a little bit. But that's that line for me.

me where it's like if you dance on that line of like I almost died it's I don't know like those tire videos we would we would watch so I've got really obsessed with uh watching tire compilations so what happened is let me tell you the beginning of the story there was one time our roommate Gabby we were watching playing crash compilations god dude what the fuck and we were just watched because we spent a whole day hanging out each other we watched a bork stocker video on YouTube where he freaking finalities himself. We watched some kid in Taiwan who did like

parkour and fell off a skyscraper. And then we watched plane crash compilations. And then Gabby was like, why don't we take it down a notch? And I was like, all right, cool, we're about to go to bed. We can't keep scenes with this. So I have a fucked up dreams. And then we watched tires hitting people. And one of the tires, it fell from the sky. And a guy got out of his car. And he was like, what the hell

was that? And then another tire landed on. It just one fell from the sky He hit his car He was like what the hell And then he got involved He would have stayed in his car And drove away Like a smart person

He would have been fine When he got out his car To investigate And it landed on him Those are videos Those are the videos That are responsible for the fact That like I can't cross the street

Without checking Like 40,000 times Like I need to look both ways At every moment Of every single Just in case Paul Walker Come by and fucking, you know,

just fucking slams me into a tree. Walker's wall shows up. You gotta be safe. You guys are fucking around, but ghost cars are real. That's just real, man. Ghost cars? What does that mean? Yeah, dude, they come out of nowhere

and they hit you, and then they vanish afterwards. Vanish into smoke. And then like, smoke, you're like, what the fuck? I can't walk. And it's car to hit you. You get hit by the car

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Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. You're just like, what the fuck.

And that's the worst thing. You can't do shit about or you can't tell anybody about. And they're like, dude, there's no cars around here. We're talking about it. You just got to be hurt. It's got to be hurt. It's lying down. The ghost cars are very clearly like the scariest type of car. Absolutely. The ghost cars are scariest. What the fuck is this? Why are there so many? different home alone movie you know that there's a new home alone yeah yeah and some british fat kid it's a british fat kid and i watched me off i watched a little bit of it wow you did

out of sheer curiosity i was like what could they possibly what could they possibly and they did this baffling thing where it's the same exact premise right it's the same thing it's like all people like trying to break into a house a kid's home alone right but like they make the bad, they make like the burglars like sympathetic. It's like this story about how like oh they're going to foreclose their house and like this kid stole something from them

and they're just trying to get it back. So it's just this kid just violently abusing these people who just want their belonging back. Wait, so the kid's the villain this time. Yeah, but it's but they don't play it. What the fuck? They don't play it like that. It's just like normal home alone. And it's like

this is not. Well, bro. It's like karate kid, man. It's like karate kid because that's how karate kid is. It's like, oh, fucking Daniel Laruso is the hero karate kid and stuff. But it turns out he was the piece of shit the whole time. And it's not acknowledged until that fucking Netflix show or it was YouTube at the time. And I'm like- Caruso's actually an asshole because he came to the time.

He took this dude's girlfriend. And he was just like, bro, you stole my girlfriend. That's why I hated you. You took my girlfriend. He's like, what? Oh. Oh. Yeah.

Which is cool. because I didn't even, I never thought of that shit. I never thought of that shit. I was thinking of a good guy. That's why. Yeah. So this little fat British kid is fucking with some people that are on better down on their look. But are they, do they get fucked up to the point where like say how Marvin Harris were or Harry or whatever the fuck his name was?

Um, they were like literally should have died from each thing that happened to them. Bro, what you call it dropped a brick on one of their heads, bro? Dropped bricks. A cherry bomb exploded in this dude's fucking face in a toilet. a pipe cans of paint fucking just everything that happened

Marve was electrocuted somehow and didn't die yeah and his skeleton was visible if you get hit in the head with a can of paint especially a can of paint from the 90s you're done your skulls cracked

you are retarded afterwards you are mentally retarded after yeah because that paint is just lead you can't salvage memories. You are a fucking, you are a fractured program. Have you ever seen, have you ever seen those home alone edits of it's like home alone with blood? No, but that sounds awesome. You should absolutely look at it because it's just like he drops the brick on the guy's face from like two, like five stories up and then you

just see this like, it's gruesome fucking. And it's really sits up and it's just bloody mess. Alone with blood. He's swallowing his teeth. It's really well edited. It's pretty fucking surprisingly good. Home alone with blood. I can't wait to watch this.

Yeah, there's... Oh, it's 45 seconds. I can watch it right now. Yeah, yeah, they're just really quick segments. There's like five of them, I think. Home alone with blood. But it's... Let's see how this looks.

That's... The scream at the beginning. I can read in the very beginning. Dude, that the fuck. Dude, Marm's fucking face, holy shit.

That's, wow, that's really good. The blood splatter on the wall. Holy fuck. They're all, they are all so good. They're all five of them.

This is literally, it's just IRL home alone. This is exactly what should have happened. Yo, I was in this That's fantastic dude Some kid was like, yo

I swear to God Kevin McAllister grows up To be jigsaw And I'm like He probably does Dude what if it was in the same fucking universe man It's I wouldn't be surprised

Could you imagine You had to get through both of their trials Kevin McAll That's him That fucking What the hell even is the plow Fucking saw I saw like the first three of them

And I'm like Okay I get it Like There's some shit about people I don't enjoy life. Let me ask you guys something. Make someone care. Let me ask you something.

Which ones of these did you see? Because number three bricks is the is the one. I didn't see the third one. Bricks? Yeah, you got to watch bricks. You got to watch bricks. You got to watch bricks right.

Like this moment. Because it's, it is. I'm so excited. And I encourage all of you. you at home to watch these as well. Home Alone with Blood. It's by a guy named Bit Massive on YouTube. You can find...

How come they didn't have guns, bro? Oh, like the Harry Potter with guns edits. The second brick. Perfect fucking accuracy, dude. I love it. I like how is she aiming for the other dude? How was he aiming for the other dude? If he hit his other guy in a face,

perfectly. I just, it is so funny. Like his hands twitch. Oh shit. And he's like, he's smiling and giggling too. He's like,

it's upsetting that I've never seen these before. Like this is like one of these things where I'm like, bro, these have been out since 2017 and I'm barely seeing them right now. And I wouldn't have, I don't, we wouldn't,

I never would have seen these motherfuckers if you didn't mention that stupid fat fucking British kid. Yeah. So I know. Holy shit. Damn. Do you broke him? You fucking broke him, dude.

That is the craziest shit. I'm crying, dude. That is the craziest thing I've seen in wild, bro. It's some good content, man. Like, re-edits. I'm going to be watching this for days. Laughing myself to sleep. I cannot wait.

Dude, it is, oh, God. There's a, there. Sorry. Oh, my. I'm gonna, I gotta cut out of this shit. I gotta technically get out of it.

I just went to the fourth one. I just went to the bomb one. I'm like, all right, I'm done. Yeah, they're all, they're all pretty good. I think Bricks is the best one. Bricks. And he hit him perfectly in his forehead. And he threw it to other guy and he missed him.

It hit the same dude in the head again. And his hand moved a little bit. I appreciate those edits, man. Like, the Harry Potter with guns was fucking hysterical. like when I first saw that when they just replace all the wands with guns and there's that like famous scene where like I think it's in chamber of secrets

I'm not super sure I think it might be in the Sorcer Stone it's one of the first two where like Hermani's like I'm sorry about this Neville and she like shoots him and she like paralyzes him it's just reminding a fucking glock at this child and he hits the ground there's a

there's a Spider-Man edit their funniest thing I've ever seen from any edit is there's a spider-man edit there's like peter you don't look too good after he gets bit and he comes downstairs and i uncle ben i may see him and his eyes look so disgusting it was the one when he gets home after he gets bit he's like peter you don't look so great he just looks fucking disgusting i've seen that i like i like uh i like the one where he where he runs across the wall where he runs across the wall where he runs across the wall like kicks Uncle Ben in the face. He kicks the back of his fucking head.

He's like, he dies. He kills it. He fucking chokes out his coffee. Oh man, it's so good. It's so good. The original Spider-Man movies are like,

they're such a good fodder for, like, we were just talking about this too before we started recording. Just like the, the malleability of those Ramey films as far as like what you can do with them for like YouTube poops and stuff.

Like I haven't seen like Tom Holland or like Andrew Drew Garfield YouTube Poops really Like not to the same degree Like it's always Raming You would have to

The nature of the first three That's why because along with them Being good films They're goofy and silly as fuck So you can just take that and do what you want And it makes it it's amazing content Yeah right And something else is

All the people that are editing All these fucking wizards They're all around our age They all grew up with these movies That's true yeah You don't really have that much of a desire to deal with the Garfield or the

Holland ones is I don't I don't even have any I've never even searched for one put in a far from home YouTube who I've never done that before he's never even crossed my mind yeah there's literally there's no reason there's like there's no line in any of those movies really that even comes close to

look at a little Goblin Jr. You're going to cry oh you're going to cry and then he throws a bomb in his face and then dancing into a city bank. First he punched him in the throat, and he falls down. And then he throws a bomb in his face.

But there's another one with they're fighting. There's him where they're fighting and they're going into them. You know when he throws the bottle alcohol at him and it goes into the thing? He throws the omelet at him and it hits him and it goes into the fire. Oh, the omelet? The movies that it's just so, they're so ridiculously good, man. All right. There's one that I need to find again.

It's a very long one. not so, Chris, you and I were just talking about Peterman, like, there's one and two, which is a total of like three hours of content. Just a bunch of, yeah, yeah, there's Peter Man one and two. And, dude, me, my girl, we watched, we, we waited an event, we fucking watched, maybe both back to, no, we definitely watched two. But anyway, there's one where they turned it into a legitimate, like, plot with Lord of the Rings.

it like it's the it was not even Lord of the Rings they took a bunch of other movies and they they made it a real plot they used other fucking scenes from other movies and used the Spider-Man characters and like some Lord of the Rings characters and it was one of the most impressive things I ever seen

I'm like wait I actually understood this fucking plot I understand what's happening and I just don't remember what the fuck it was called so that's being a psychopath that whoever did that is a crazy person I yeah I guess If you type in some of those movies,

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I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan & Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome.

I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24 7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan,

America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. That's it. Is that it? It's like... That sounds like the name.

It's like a bunch of like... What is this? Mr. Dickevich is dead and Peter Parker is no longer paying rent. Meanwhile, new foes emerge with vengeful intentions. What the fuck? Is this it?

Spider-side. Because I remember it was pretty long. So it has to be this one. What is it called? And I remember like the plot. Let me see if, uh, two years ago,

two years ago, I left a comment top tiered 10 out of 10. This is it. This is the one. What the fuck is this? It's a 50 minute movie. It's, I fucking remember

this being really good. Remember it being really good. I was like, wow, this is a fucking real movie. It's a real fucking Oh my god, they just edit it's a dark night. What the fuck is that Uncle Ben and Aunt May in the fucking Batmobile? What the fuck am I saying? Batman returns, Lord of the Rings, Spider-Man 2 fucking Hulk.

That's King Kong. Star Wars 3. It's a bunch of movies mixed together. Willem Dufo became Thanksgiving. What the hell? Yo. It's the way we talking about is Figurmans of Diggovich fucking pursuing speeder for fucking rent. Right.

It's what we were talking about. I'm so sad that this is real already. I, you have no, okay, so YouTube poop is my favorite content on YouTube, bar none. Like, I don't, it's my favorite thing. So I've been following the metas since the beginning to where it was, it was King of the Hill at first.

Then it was, then it was Beauty and the Beast. There was a shit ton of gas on. There was a shit ton of gas on. Stuff sprinkled in between, obviously, but there was these huge metas where, like, Hank Hill was the shit for walking the hill. Right now, I'm just saying, right now, it's Spider-Man, and it still hasn't left. It's been Spider-Man for the last couple, two to three years. And, because of Bulley McGuire, right? Right.

Bulley McGuire was, it's, Bullying McGuire is so fucking, I mean, just YouTube poops in general with Spider-Man, Bullion McGuire came out of it, and that's probably some of the best stuff. Like I saw the Bullitt McGuire family feud. That's probably one of my favorite clips. Oh, yeah, it's incredible. It's, this shit is so good, man. I'm like, these are the real, these people could probably be building, like, and creating amazing things and really contributing to society in, like, a real positive way.

But instead, they choose to spend their time just mixing all this bullshit. And I couldn't think, I couldn't think them enough, man. It's insane how humanity refused to just do better. Like, it's like, we have the chance to do better. And we just refuse. Like, I know I don't want to. I think we've just reached a point where we, I think we just reached a point where we just know it's futile.

So it's like, it's just like, we've tried to do better. And it's like, the atmosphere's going away. So we might as well just put Toby McGuire and Steve Harvey together. To comedy, bro. Right, right.

Because they need to, to forget. It's insane. Like, I'm addicted to comedy. I would say I'm very much like I need to laugh every hour or so before I get, like, I get sad.

Billy McGuire on hot ones. Oh my God. That's three weeks ago. Three weeks ago, two million views. Definitely. It's three, two million. Jesus Christ, bro. Yeah, this looks legit though.

This looks actually legit. Why the, why does this look real? Oh, you're going to cry? I know that one's going to be in there. Bro, that looks so stupid real. That's so dumb. Oh, my God. Because I know it's weird seeing like something you know,

what it's from. Like it's obviously like it's obviously edited but like he did a good job like matching the tone of like the hot ones guy to that's so stupid. He kind of looks like he's there.

Even the thumbnails fucking yeah dude he does look like he's there. That's, oh man, that's some fantastic editing. Oh my God, this is amazing. We're doing a podcast Okay, so you have any questions?

Yeah, yeah, let's move on this question. Yeah, let's answer the questions. Hey, but we also gave the audience, the listeners, a lot of shit to watch over the holidays because, dude, I promise you all this shit is fucking gold. Yeah, Spider-Man at Rents and any of the Bully McGuire edits. Home alone with blood for sure, you got to watch that. Bro, that shit almost killed me for real.

that almost made me like I have to turn off my camera and go to the bathroom as I'm going to throw up like that shit's crazy I think I saw for a brief moment while you were laughing I think I saw your eyes turn red and it was like really scary and I'm not sure if I imagined it I'm going to go back to the tape to make sure I made a little note of the timestamp that happened my eyes turned red like the color red it looked like your eyelids folded inwards or something while you were laughing and I was like how did he do that without touching them. It, like, freaked me out a little bit, but I've, I'll find it in the, I'll find it in the edit. It's so funny. Holy shit, dude. I'm subscribing to this dude, Mork, because he's the

guy, bully McGuire. Amazing bully McGuire. Yeah, that's pretty, I should subscribe to. I don't know what I'm doing, not. I don't know what I'm doing, like, pretending like I'm above this, but I just did. But, uh, all right, let's get into some, let's get into some, let's get into some fucking, yeah, let's get, just get her done. Let's get into some questions. All right, let's not do that. to that because I'm just this is going to be like a very poorly edited episode by the way because Kyle is not here to do it and I'm just going to throw this shit right up

I'm just going to toss this to you guys and you're just going to have to deal with because like I don't sorry about that sorry about that whatever that's what you get you guys are getting some sexy sweetie stuff and it turns you on it turns you on yeah God bless you you you ever seen a video did I say the video of um okay this is this is a little off topic

but I think I said to Derek there's a video of this girl like being trapeased up and some guy just punch in a vagina and it's making those exact sounds. It's like, I did not see that because I would remember that and I would have been mad. I definitely sent it to at least Jalen.

I'm pretty sure I said it to Chris too. I don't think you sent me that. It's one of the most fucked things ever because I saw it. I didn't even laugh yet. I immediately sent it to other people and then I got a laugh of it. Oh my God.

All right. Let's go on. Let's go on to some questions. All right. Let's do some of that. Let's go. Let's go. What do we want to do first?

Let's fucking see. Let's go. The meat beats, geets, neatly on her teats rode in. And they said, what's cracking, snark boys? I'll cut right to the chase with Christmas around the corner. Every bar in my town has started serving hot drinks like eggs. g-nog with rum and I can't fucking stand it. Are there-

Hot eggnog? That's disgusting. Are there any super seasonal trends that you guys hate but can never seem to get away from? I mean, the music is an obvious one. You know, like I hate Christmas music. I like it a little more this year. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, get a low mileage lease on the 2026. Ram,500 Big Horn crew cab, four by four for three-sixty-nine a month, for 39 months,

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow.

Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. A little more this year because for the first time in like a long time, I'm actually in a Christmas mood. Like usually I'm not in a Christmas mood at all.

I kind of hate Christmas. but for the first time in years I'm like oh you know what I'm kind of excited for Christmas I don't mind what why what are you excited about I don't know man like I don't like I have like I have the life like a giant child like I get whatever I want whenever I want it for the most part

so I don't really like I don't really have that whole like I can't wait for Christmas to do whatever I get this thing I was doing like yeah whatever I'll get it when I get it excuse me Mr. Privilege God damn I guess you know Life is Life is pain pain.

All right. It's pain. But honestly, like, this year, I think, I don't know, I'm just a little more excited. I think I was, like, able to fend off the Christmas. You know what happened? They didn't do any, we didn't do any, like, overly Christmas bullshit in November. So I was fine. I was like, all right, cool.

Because usually when October comes and people start getting Christmasy around me, and I'm like, I can't do this. Like, give me a break, please. Just relent. Who was doing that to you? Every, when I used to work at Starbucks. So that did that to me. But you haven't worked at Starbucks in years.

Not years, like a year. Like two years. What the fuck are you talking about? It's been two, probably two years. Yeah. That doesn't sound right thing at all. I quit.

I quit. I mean, what year did you quit? 2019. Okay, that's almost three years. Yeah, yeah, that's about,

I guess it depends on what part of 2019. I guess. It was early. It was like the first quarter. Yes, it was about to be three years. Yeah. God,

praise the Lord. Yeah. But I don't know. Like I think in general, the whole pumpkin spice thing I don't understand. Like I just don't understand pumpkin as a food. Like I just, I have never had anything with pumpkin in it that I thought was like an appropriate. Like it always feels like a- Pumpkin pie is good, man.

Monkey pie is pretty good. I'm not going to lie. I'm just, I'm not big on pies in general either, to be, to be real. I like apple pie. I like a Hershey Sunday pie. It is the most diabetic thing ever. It's so good. It's just chocolate.

It's so, it's like chocolate and icing and shit. It's like, it's like moose chocolate. Fucking, you know, it's got the chocolate crust and it has a lot of fucking like fudge on it and maybe whipped cream if you're if you're fancy like that. But it's, it's fucking amazing. It's for people that don't like traditional pie because it's just all fucking, I don't know, man. Traditional pie like, it's like whatever. I love pie. I love fucking blueberry pie.

I like apple pie. I like peach pie. Cherry pie. Fucking pie. Fucking pussy. anything, dude, like all of it. All of it's fucking good for me. I like pizza pie, but...

I like pizza pie too. Oh, man, that's good. That's good shit. But I don't know about... Pizza's so bad, man. I haven't had pizza in so long, and I'm jonesed for it. I had Chipotle for the first time in months because, like, when I'm in New York, there's no reason for me to get...

You know what I mean? Like, why would I get... Why would I get Chipotle in New York? It's just like, I'm probably just going to get Italian or, like, really good Chinese or, like, literally anything. But I was, like, in a mood the other day, and I was like... The only Chipotle's around us are terrible. Like, they're really not good.

And the one by my, the one by our non-descript address. They're like not good. And I was just like, you know what? I need, I want a burrito today. And I just winged it. And I was like, I'm just going to do it. And it was actually like, I got there, like, right when they were like refl. Like, it was like fresh in all the, they were like refilling all the things.

It was like fresh meat and like fresh beans and fresh rice. I was like, oh my God. I fucking. nailed it with the timing here. But I don't know. Like I don't really think about, I don't really think about like these seasonal things really. Like Christmas never really feels like Christmas to me unless I'm like home.

You know, with family because Christmas is such a family-ass thing. Like, I don't know. Right. Right. I don't know. I came over the last Christmas I found with my family. Like I spent on with Willie's family and that's dope.

But I've spent my Christmas with my family in like six years, you know. And even then, Like, my family isn't really good fuck about Christmas. Like, Merry Christmas. Here's the hug. Here's, like, should we cook? Like, yeah, I guess we'll cook when we cook something and that's it. You don't have, like, I don't have, like, a very, like, Christmasy Christmas family.

That's why I don't, that's don't care. Yeah, that's fair. Let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see. Liquid metal hairy wrote in. He says, hey there, Sneed, Feed, and Chuck. I wish I knew one. I wish I understood these references. describe a great moment from any piece of fiction

in the least charitable and most out of context way possible curious to see what you come up for example I got I got teary eyed during that recent James Gunn movie where a swarm of rats came out of nowhere and chomped a giant starfish to death so like wait just a great moment from any piece of fiction he got interiied in what way I don't know For that scene

I don't remember having I don't remember having an emotion for that Yeah I thought it was fine Like this is a good movie But like I don't remember getting emotional At any point I feel like I'm tricking myself I like that movie so much

That I feel like I shouldn't like it as much as I did What do you mean? The New Suissexite? Yeah It was good movie Like something Something about it where I'm like I want to watch it like

Again and then possibly again In another six months or something Like I feel like I like I like it too much where I'm like, wait, am I fucking with myself? I know, I know I really enjoyed it, but I, yeah, I, you don't even believe yourself. You don't even want to believe that you enjoy it. That's how cynical we've become. You don't want to believe you enjoyed something, even when you know damn more you enjoyed it. I'm going to go back to watch it like times and be like, yeah, this wasn't that good. Yeah, I'm right.

It wasn't that good. I like that movie. That's a good movie. I liked it a lot, man. I like that scene I like that scene in that Sam Ramey movie where my chemical romance beats up his girlfriend and then strips in a clock tower There you go

What's my favorite scene? I like that scene with that really pretty That little pretty black-haired dude Gets stabbed by a, gets pierced by a bunch of dudes In the middle of cold In the cold? Wait, what is that? What is that? He gets fucking skewered, he gets punctured by a bunch of dudes

in a miracle. It's when John Snow gets murdered in a freaking Knights Watch by a freaking toddler like a six-year-old touchdowns him in the throat. Oh yeah, that little punk-ass bitch. I'm so, Ollie. I think he got him in the heart, man. He's got them in the heart and I was like, damn, bro.

You got killed by a little ass, dumb fucking probably Scottish kid. Man, fucking. Oh, I thought the watch for the Knights Watch, our lad. For the dog. There you go. Have another one, mate.

I'm Michael Cade. Welcome to the night watch Welcome to a watch Is that British accent? I don't know what the fuck It's like it's like elderly cockney Kind of

I guess They all sounds so gross Mashed away Mashed away Everyone that's older Except for Ned Stark Like Ned Stark and Rob Sound fine

But then like No Ned Stark and Rob Baratian Sound fine they're speaking like they sound they sound they sound they sound they sound sort of like it sounds vaguely Irish what you just think it is partially Irish it's probably because it's so north or some shit I don't know yeah because I know John has a British accent but he has like a gross British accent I guess I don't know man I I don't know how to differentiate that much I just know like posh London sounds I know some of that um I have a friend that hates her voice

because she's like I sound like a fucking posh like just twat or whatever she says. But yeah, because I totally understand because when you hear her talk, she's like a gutter fucking trash type of person, but she's like, eh, who? Like, she's so, it's so like high and preppy. And I'm like, Jesus Christ, you sound like the fucking queen. She's a gutter trash person. Who are you talking about?

That's so fucked up. She's not bad at all. Who are you talking about? Her name's, uh, well, she goes by on YouTube Elyzee. I don't know if you know her. Oh, no, I don't know. Okay. She just go like, she has a, she has a channel.

Aalizi and just if you hear her voice you'd be like oh it's very like she sounds very like sophisticated that's the word I'm looking for like Hogwarts but she's I guess so and she's like she's just chill you know she's just like a fucking chill person I like stupid fucking memes but like she sounds like she would hate any of that stuff like you're below her but um I don't know I think fucking there's just like I think we keep I keep going back to Henry But I just like even his voice. I like I like he's a perfect specimen like it doesn't make sense too I saw the who's this old fuck that has this like talk show and he was talking he was making fun of Henry Cavill for enjoying Warhammer and shit like for like painting figurines and he was just like talking he was just making fun of them. He was like yeah that sounds like a toys wait who he's like I've seen him before it's he's that British guy that whenever something famous happens they all go to his show. Yeah and Tom Holland was on the same show and Tom was like dude I want to play fucking Warhammer with you sounds awesome like

this guy's like trying to make fun of him for like enjoying his hobby and it's like it's really fun actually and then this guy's like I was like dude I like hit him like hit hit I wanted someone to hit him so hard like just Calvin just walk up to him and just hits him cold cox him he kills him he kills him and that's the end of the story he kills him and Henry Cavill goes home and he plays in his fucking Warhammer dolls and he gets another role. He gets fucking Superman's role again. Oh, it's that old British guy.

Graham Norton. Right. That's it. That's his name. Yeah, that's so... Yeah. I thought it was... I thought for some reason I thought you guys were talking about like some like Matt Walsh

or some like fucking Ben Shapiro type dude who was like... Oh, oh. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. Why the fucking Ben Shapiro and Henry Cavill ever mean? No, no, no, no, no.

I didn't... With a segment where he's talking shit about him. Yeah, I thought... it was like he was he was he was like look at the look at the son this is an example of the pacification of America and like the the American man is is now playing with toys in their in their basement and their wives are gay and autistic and like just like just like do you listen to yourself talk you fucking nerd like are you serious are you serious right now he he has to be autistic to care enough about the shit like to

let's say let's say let's say hypothetically I folded my penis in the shape of a star of David would that be considered mutilation What I'd be considered trans at that moment If I have a vagina Let's say hypothetically You were to beat me half to death Would anybody mourn?

As far as I see it, vision in the MCU Is an allegory for transitioning And his head explodes His head blows His head blows up It's like that scene in scanners Oh my god Would you hear that motherfucker sing

Like he was trying to do some like Baroque shit And it was like one of those things When you hear someone Like he thinks he's good But it's just anyone could do that voice By going like Oh it's like anyone can do it Oh it's like the what is it

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Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with you? Morgan and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. Is that what's called? Well, vibrato is like when you're, when you're making a vibrate. Oh, like that's a vibrato. I can't do that. He's doing like the, the, uh, the tenor type of shit.

Yeah. Like where he's just like it he's singing and people are like, oh, you're so good. I'm like, no, he's not. He's just doing that thing that everyone does. Anyone could do that. It's not good. Like it's, it was fucking hilarious to me. I loved it because it's, it's like embarrassing.

He's showing it because he thinks he's singing good. And it's like, I love it. It's like a kid doing it. You're like, oh, that's cute. Yeah. You're fucking terrible. That's cute. Good job, scamp.

Go get out of here if I beat you to death. It's like an 11 year old. It's like an 11 year old. being like, I just learned G, D, C, and E minor. I can play anything. I mean, he'll play most things. You can.

You can play a punk band, that's for sure. You can't, you can pretty much. You can play probably every punk song in the world with the O.C. He's like, I'm good. I'm good to go now. No, you need at least a couple of bees in there, but like, you need, you need bees if you're going to do a solo, if you need bees, if you're going to create a riff by yourself.

If you don't need a B, if you don't need, you just need, like, oh man, look at me. I'm playing every single song by Limp Biscuit. That's crazy. I heard Colin was telling me, Colin was telling me, he was like, yo, the new Limp Biscuit album's pretty good. And I was like, what? There was a new Limp Biscuit album? There is a new Limp Biscuit album.

Is it actually pretty good? There's a song on there that I actually really fucking like it. Because it sounds nothing like Limb Biscuit except for it's Fred Durs. But it's not like because look, okay, look, to be fair, I don't hate Limbiscuit. I never have hated them. I think a lot of, like, Wes is a fucking great guitarist, and I think he makes great riffs. I am not the biggest fan of Fred Durs. I think his voice is almost nails on a chalkboard for me.

Like, say, like when I would hear him just do his, yeah, like that shit, I'm like, I don't like that. I just, like, he does that and people like love it. And I feel weird because I'm like, guys, he sounds like he's whining. He sounds like he's being tortured. I don't understand why it sounds. But hey, I like say to each their own, bro. But the new album is surprisingly, I mean, I really like a lot of the riffs in it. It's surprisingly that I'm like, oh, I think that you guys would have checked out at this point.

And not write anything that's even remotely of like quality. But hey, a lot of people are leveling the shit out of it. Hey, man. Congrats. I'm glad to hear. I just came across this video called Ben Shapiro age 12 plays Shindler's List, and just the premise of that is astounding. That is such an unbelievably insane combination of words that could be true. It's a very strange. Is that Larry King?

Ben Shapiro watches Shindler's List at 12 and the king was huge nut. Why is Larry King introduced? introducing Child Ben Shapiro playing a song from Schindler's list on the violin. This video is a fucking... That's not real. This is real. Send me that. Send me that on Twitter right now.

I mean, all right. If you really want this. I don't believe that's real. If this is something you want, then you can have it, I guess, but like I don't understand. I want to see Child Ben Shapiro. I want to see what he looks like. He looks like him. He looks the same. He looks sad as hell, though.

I mean, I guess he is playing Schindler's list, so it makes, it's not exactly. He's just so muggable. Oh, my God. I just want to, I just want to take what he has as my own. Mugable, like literally like robable. Yeah, you can easily just mug him. I feel like Ben Shapiro is like, I look at Ben Shapiro and I feel what Europeans felt to Africa. where it's like this should just be mine

everything you have should be mine I'm gonna take this from me hand it over let's just settle down give me that let's just bring it down a notch let's just settle down all that rubber and diamonds and fucking humans I want it

Jesus Christ I don't know I don't know enough about Ben Shapiro like because he does look like a colossal pussy right but I don't know if he's one of those people that speaks highly of masculinity and shit because if it is I then I don't understand But I can't say that I can recall of him being like, you know, oh, because look at him. Look at him.

You can push him and he'll fucking collapse. Like, he'll collapse in a dust. So, you know, whatever. Yeah, whatever. He's like, not a big deal. Let's just move on. Let's move on. Shut up, shut up, shut up.

Warrior. Ben Shapiro just does like all these like karate kid moves. You ever seen the Hebrew hammer? What? You ever see that? No. Was that a sex move? Let's just move on.

It's like uncircised, like, pounding from a girl. Hebrew hammer, you know? Oh, my God. It's a superhero comedy film. Oh, God. It's a Jewish superhero. All right. A Jewish superhero.

God, Christ. All right, hold on. I have to add timestamps so that I can edit this thing to fucking pieces. Holy heads. You don't need to cutting it out. I just want to emphasize the awkward silence. I'm gonna drag that silence out I see I see

I'm gonna drag that silence out for eight minutes I'm gonna drag that silence out for eight minutes I got a idea for a Jewish superhero Oh God Next question Next question Holy hands

Shut up And it's Jesus No big you out good good punchline But his hands also Amit a light Like he shoots So and so wrote in today and said

Today we got a letter Today we've got a letter What was that voice We were doing the other week From freaking what you call it From his fucking favorite movie Was it called again Um

Whatever Morgan Freeman and um Oh shawshank Another day past We just killed an inward We just killed an inward We just killed an inward And gosh was it real fun

Pah bow They're dancing. Blue is dancing up a storm. There's definitely... Blue's having a jamboree. There's definitely an alternate Confederate reality where that's like a real... That's super not funny,

but also one of the funniest things ever thought about my life. That's the problem with this shit, right? It's that like you hear this shit and it's like, that's funny, but like it's just it has to it lives and dies here with us it's true man you know you know how many you know any ideas me you thought of in our house that would have genuinely been like game change and comedy wise but like no one's gonna green like that yeah no you can't you couldn't make

it's like you couldn't make blazing saddles today you know like somebody would just somebody would if you brought blazing saddles to somebody today they'd just be like what are you doing this is this is already a movie. This is Blazing Saddles. And I think... This is assassination. This is a freaking... This is a directing assassination.

Like, if you make this, you're never going to work again. Yeah. If you publish, you never work again. Like, what, you can't expect me to do this. Someone comes to like, dude, trust me. Arwush. Let's go, all right, let's go, all hands on Trentino.

All hands on Dick Road. And he says, hello, on yielding pussy flesh bags, posing his man children. What would you consider the, perfect album, both with the quality of the songs and how the songs tie the album together. I personally feel that songs for the death by Queens of the Stone Age, every song on that album is at least at a 10,

and the way the songs are tied together through radio interference and broadcasts interspersed through the album, makes the whole thing feel way shorter than it is. Thanks, all hands on dick for the music question. I got a all hands on dick. you just said perfect and then you said 8 out of 10 they're at least 8 out of 10 because like I think the rules can be

I could work with that but then it's not perfect because I was going to say what the fuck a perfect album that's like how are you gonna find that those are his rule I think I think there's close to like I think so let's okay

so let's do that let's do that I think Undone by the Roots is a close to perfect album I think yeah well that's that's already a lot like that's a very hard I feel like say I always feel

man I just always feel like there's some weak ass shit on some albums yeah it's just there's some shit that sticks out so fucking much that it's like damn this is so filler well it's hard like I can't think of anything really yeah well I think the probably well there is no perfect album

there is albums that like there are albums that are pretty pretty damn close though and I think that's kind of more or less what he's asking and I think right I honestly find that like more often than not I find soundtracks to be more perfect than actual albums

like I think the Bastion's soundtrack is fucking perfect I don't think there's a Last of Us fucking soundtrack too oh Lord I actually don't know anything I think I only know the theme for The Last of Us

I don't know the rest of the album's amazing Soundtracks are definitely it's way easier because you're also A lot of times you're making songs That are you know That match the level and stuff. So it's very easy to get inspired by that and shit. Oh, for sure. Yeah. I mean,

if we go to soundtracks, fuck, man. Like, when I think of, uh, the Megamac soundtrack, I'm like, holy fuck. The Megamonix soundtrack is the amount of covers that are just insane. And I always want to do them myself. And I'm like, what's the point? Because they're not going to sound nearly as good as some of these amazing musicians that fucking knock them out of the park. Or even like, Because they smooth McGrue just doing his fucking Acapellas and shit. Have you seen him

to Megaman Zero games? The ones for Game Boy events. Oh, right. I've never, I never played this one, though. The dude,

that game soundtrack is wild, dude. They just like, Capcom has a fucking amazing musicians that they just stick with. They're like, yeah.

It's pretty, uh, it's pretty insane. It'll stick. They'll stick around forever. Right. I can play, man.

Yeah, that's, that's, that's good. That can definitely do that. Like that one they cry five soundtrack? Oh, man.

gives me freaking wee-wee-throbs. It is a good one. It's so good. Wee-wee throbs. You know, I'm trying to think of something that I listen to. The only album that I can really think about where I listen to, I can listen to front and back and be, like, satisfied. Even though it's one of their weaker albums because it's their first studio album,

is the Black Dahlia Murder. Their album unhollowed, their last song is actually a little weak. See, now I'm thinking about it. what I've they're closing songs a little bit but when I'm listening to one through nine the intro is one of my favorite things uh it's a great fucking album it's it's it's one of those things where even though they have better albums but there's something about it that just it puts me in a certain state and then it reminds me of just 2003 2004 some of my favorite moments in time for it when music it just I think that's what that's the closest thing I can do that's like

that's that's all I got yeah But I would say for an album for me, I would, I would say to depend on Butterfly. To Piper Butterfly? Like, yeah, the album is nearly perfect. That's fair. I don't know. There's a lot. There's, like, it's hard to have a perfect album because it, because even for perfect, like, for me, like, it's, it's so, like, it depends on the moment I'm doing the certain music.

Like, there's sometimes that I want to be hyped up, you know, and like, an objectively good song is just not going to be perfect at the, like, it's, I don't know. I'm not enough of a musician. to like or understand music well enough to be like yo this is perfect yeah yeah well it's also just like certain songs are good for very specific contexts you know like i think i don't want to set the world on fire by the ink spots is like an amazing song specifically for like setting up something like fallout you know like i can't think of a better way to set up fallout as like a universe and aesthetic than i don't want to set the world on fire but i'm not going to be listening to like, I don't want to set the world on fire in my car, you know?

Yeah. Right. There are different uses, and I think that kind of comes into account at some point. But I got to say, though, like, I've never heard a, I don't think, maybe, I'm sure maybe I have, but maybe not to my knowledge. I have not heard a single Queens of the Stone Age song. like sincerely I know about them they're a really good band

I know they're real I'm not even saying that it's like oh I'm too cool I'm just like I literally just like I have never like in my life naturally come across them just uh um

what the hell is that song calls it called a go with the flow that's probably my favorite song with them I don't know if it's called let me see I think yeah go with the flow I think that's my favorite song of them but uh there's that

their most famous one that where it shows a fucking because what's his name um food fighters motherfucker oh Dave girl yeah he he did the drums for that for the um for I think there well he's in the music video

I think he did the drums for the entire album but uh I forgot that most fucking famous song but whatever they're good band I actually liked them a lot I like them a lot yeah I don't know why I've just like never like I don't know I sincerely I think you like him a lot actually I think you would fucking

I sat by the ocean I know that song I sat by the ocean and I like I like that song That's only one I ever heard of that. It was like, oh, that's pretty cool. Is your favorite sound, is your favorite album, the Skyrim soundtrack? It's really good. Whoa.

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Is it me? You look a goddamn robot right now. The internet's acting. The internet's acting fucking crazy. Hold on. One sec. Whoa. I just want to make sure.

I don't unplug my router. Okay, no, we're good. Can you guys hear me? Am I still tweaking? Yeah. You're tweaking a little bit. Really? Yeah, you sound a little robotic to me.

You sound a little bit. What the hell is going to? What the hell is going on? This is crazy. Are we both not lagging? Are we both lagging to you, Chris? Like I just you both sound like robots do I sound okay oh both you sound fine to me dude I sound for you Derek sounds fine to me now okay no no hold on we're we're back to normal I

think that was really weird that was like I think a bomb went off over Thailand or something um is there anything is there anything more suspicious by the way then I don't know maybe this is just me but like something about like old men being like yeah I like I love going to Thailand. Thailand's like a great place to visit. Yeah. It's like a very suspicious thing to hear, isn't it? It's like a very, it's like one of the most suspicious things you could ever hear in your life.

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan & Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number.

Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

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that obvious of the thing. Well, there's two major things to do there. There's two major things that happen in Thailand. Yeah. Yeah. Um, and an old, yeah, an old guy, yeah, there's, You know, it's really upset That likes to go to Thailand is a Dude, it really upset me one time I don't remember who it was But some guy went on Joe Rogan's podcast And he was explaining

How like How inexpensive it is to Do some really illegal activities over there He was explaining it in a heartbreaking way But I'm like Do you know how many people listen to this shit And didn't know that And they're like, oh

I can just take my bonus and go do some really fucked up shit in Thailand. That's so fucked, but like, that's not what he meant to do. But, like, of course, he didn't mean to do that, but I'm like, bro, you need to think about that shit. I mean, I don't know. I understand what you mean, but like, you know, like, he's probably trying to bring, like, he didn't need to say how much.

That was the part that fucked it up for me where I'm like, oh, dude, that's going to put more, you know, people in danger. But the thing is that that's also probably someone just trying to spread or where to the problem that there is, you know? I totally understand. It's one of those things where it's like, in that particular moment, I feel like it's hurting, not helping.

Just that particular moment where his intentions are right, but I'm like, fuck. Because it was eye-opening for me to where I'm like, oh, my God, these freaks are going to fucking be like, oh, this is great. That's like I can save up money for a couple of weeks and then take a vacation and then I'm good to go. And I'm like, oh, my God.

It's fucking warped. Yeah, but I know it didn't fucking be that. Grimpsie warped. Man. Oh my God. That's so fuck. All right. All right. Let's move on.

Let's move on. I fell asleep at a nickel back, dotry, and stained concert, Rodin. He says, hello, gaslight, gatekeep, and girl boss. As the, wait, what is this? As the, what the fuck is this? As the paralysis demons who both entertain and, haunt my work days. I would like to know what you think the best and worst experiences the three of you have

had when it comes to DLC in games. And what does a game have to do in order to justify adding DLC without causing gamer rage for everyone playing? Have a good day fuckers. So wait a minute. The question is... The worst DOSC experience. The worst DLC experience I've ever had?

Is it? I thought you said best and worse. Or am I... Best and Worse? We can do best and worse. Did it? Is that what... Yeah, we could do best and worse.

I think it is... Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, it is. It is what you think the best and worst DLC experiences you had? Well, I'm going to be like... What are you got? Oh, blood and wine from Witcher 3. That's the best D.O.C. I'll stand on that hill till I die.

I still haven't gotten around to that. Me neither. I kind of... Lo-key, I kind of hate D.L.C., honestly. Like, I don't know. Of course. I don't know... The concept of it, right?

No, not even necessarily that. I just think, like, specifically when it's... comes to like let's say like you're playing a single player video game right you you get to the end you're satisfied you know it's not necessarily a game that you play all the time because most often than not single player games are more story driven than gameplay driven multiplayer stuff is more gameplay driven so you're done you know and you have only so much hard drive space so you're like all right i think i'm done i think i'm done with control as good as control was like i i i i I'm done with control.

And then all of a sudden, like, three months later, it's like, hey, by the way, hey, just wondering if you could, like, reinstall me real quick. It's like, I was totally content being done. And then, like, and then you jump into the game, and sometimes it's really good, and then sometimes it's really fucking lame. Like, the Spider-Man DLC, I think, is fucking trash. Like, for the PS4, the Spider-Man DLC that came out, like, a couple, like, I think, a week or two after the game launched with some of like the

laziest shit I've ever seen I think the gameplay was the game I like it because it just narratively just like in the Spider-Man world it shows that like there's ramifications for everything involving Spider-Man so in that sense I like it but it was kind of lazy

design-wise it was super boring like but the thing is that the game like that game has so much shit like that's a long game with a ton of game playing a lot of shit you do so I understand what's the point of you're making DLC That's what I'm saying. It's like, because it's not even like the story threads were bad.

I think the story threads were kind of interesting. I mean, they could have been interesting if they had more time to flesh it out. But like, why not just save this for the sequel, you know? Or like actually like make a game out of this instead of having these like really lazy like missions and like these like really tacked on fucking bosses. And it was I just remember being. Like the speedball stuff like, oh my God. Every one has something to do with speedball. I'm like I fucking hate speedball.

I just, I just remember. being like this game was pretty long you know like it like it ended i think right where it needed to like because i think if it were any longer it would have been a little bit like all right right now with ram truck's declaration of deals well qualified current fca lessees get a low mileage lease on the twenty six ram 1500 big horn crew cab four by four for three sixty nine a month for thirty nine months with four thousand ninety nine due at signing tax title license extra no security deposit required call one eight seven seven seven two two for lease details requires contribution and lease through Stalantis Financial.

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan & Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours recently. it said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number.

Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

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length but like any more is just going to be really lame and the fact that it's more of the same game but with less of the story polish really highlighted to me how short the actual design of or how short the gameplay actually was. Like, it... Spider-Man 2, like, for Xbox, PS2 and GameCube,

like, I don't think that games aged particularly well, but the swinging, what, the freedom that you had in the swinging, specifically,

is really, like, still super entertaining. And the fact that, like, I wanted to stop playing Spider-Man because the narrative wasn't enough to pull me forward meant that the narrative

was the thing that was keeping me going, and the gameplay was just kind of serviceable. Like, It was fine, but I don't know. I think the gameplay in that game is like stellar. I think Miles Morales has better gameplay. Don't get me wrong.

Well, you don't have to. It's an evolution. You know, it's an evolution of the game. You also don't have to do those stupid puzzles. With Miles. You don't do the Miles and fucking MJ puzzles. And those like fucking like, like, what was it? Like, we got to make this virus thing or we got to create this circuit.

You know, like I didn't hate them, but they were kind of. kind of stupid, you know. And for... I hate fucking mild puzzles and shit. Yeah. I don't need to be there. I'm like, dude. It's super frustrating.

It's just to fill space. You know, and I think the next game is going to do a lot of... Well, the next game, that game, it just seems like a big task because they have to put two Spider-Men in the game. They have to recreate the map to make it enjoyable if we'd explore through it. They have to fucking have them be different. enough that you like are they're gonna have two stories is it gonna be like you play as miles in one story you play as peter one story and then do you unlock venom and play as venom later on or do you

play as miles and peter interchangeably when post game comes what's gonna happen are you gonna have to shoot despite like it's a like it seems like a lot has to happen for that game and I understand why it's it taking like fucking four years for it to be finished like that game seems like a tall order in my mind right I just I just think that that game's D.L.C. wasn't the best. And I think Miles just should have been the DLC. But the thing is that throughout that whole, the DLC of that, you're kind of

training him to be the next Spider-Man. Yeah. I thought Miles, I thought Miles was great. By the way, there's... It was a short and sweet. By the way... Yeah, whatever. Isn't that just everything?

Isn't that just all, a bunch of, like, available? Yeah. Yeah. But, we didn't talk about it, but I assume it's kind of relevant. There's new Spiderverse footage. Oh, it's so good. And

it's got, what was it? It's 299, Miguel O'Hara is, like, pretty prominent in it. So my theory is that it's going to be, it's the, the, the antithesis is going to be Miguel Herrera's. It's got to be time travel, right? Well, it's going to be, it's going to be like, the fact that probably that Miles and Gwen are jumping back into her probably fucking each other. And it's like, hey, Miguel's like, yo, you have to stop because I live in the future.

If you guys keep doing it, you're going to fuck up the time in which I exist in. So he probably goes back in time. And it's like, yo, chill. Just you staying in universe. You staying yours. I want to exist one day. But they showed the Spider-Man, they show that they show the original 1960 Spider-Man. They show

Miguel Gwen obviously And I think they're gonna have The 90s cartoon Spider-Man as well in it What have you Wait how Because the 90s cartoon Where'd you see that?

It's a particularly dark It has a poster for it What? For the There's a poster Like there's like a digital like poster For the um The

The Spider-Rers fair What it's called the newest one Across the Spider-Viverse Something like that Across the Spider-Vers That's not fucking real This is like your last of us movie trailer No it's real

It's real that you pretended was real. I'm 100% serious. This is real. I'll show you guys right now. Spider versus poster. New. There ain't no fucking at it right now.

I'm not seeing shit. I'm looking at it right now. Where do you see that? It's on eBay. I don't know why it's on eBay for some reason. You're out of your mind. You're out of your mind, bro. I swear to God, I swear to God.

This is just somebody who did a thing and is selling it on eBay. It's not an official person. No, this is real. This is real. It's the poster. It's literally the wallpost. It's a real thing. It can't be.

It is, Chris. Why is there no news about it? There's been, it happened already. When? Like days ago. Like when I first came out, there's a poster, but this is a poster. I'm looking at spider com, spider com. Send me at this spider come.

Send me it on Twitter because I'm not seeing shit. Spider-N-a-o-N-R-D-R-D-R-Pider-Com. you know where you spider cubs dude I love that theme it's so good dude I feel like you're bugging man like this isn't not Chris it's so easy to find too just send me the fucking

dick lady again you piece of shit I did it my mistake I did my mistake but that was so funny holy shit that was funny dude you suck so bad I hate you I was I think this should shit would be everywhere if it was real.

Yeah, I would have heard about it if it was real. It's a poster. It's probably just some fan art. It's not. It's literally a post. It's, I see it. Send it to me. How do you guys? We hear that you see it, but why is it not plastered everywhere on every fucking website?

Like, hey, 90s fucking Spider-Man is going to be in this movie because that's a big deal. Well, there's, what you call it? They don't know who it is yet. I'm pretty sure it's the 90s. Spider-Man. No one knows exactly what it is. So you're just pretty sure.

I'm pretty sure because he has a darker costume for everybody else. At least in the blue part. I'm pretty sure it's him. This is just fan art. This is not fan art. This is just art. This is literally the poster, dude.

I don't know how you're saying this. I also saw it at the Comic-Con. I literally saw it at the con con the day it got released. It's real. This is a very real poster. It says image can't be found. What is the image?

You're lying. I wasn't. I'm staring at it. What do you mean? No, I don't know. It seems like the image can't be found. Chris, I'm staring at this, bro. I'm going to go into forensics on this.

This is nonsense, Kankson. I'm done. I'm done arguing with you. Right. Right. Anyone else can look it up and find it. It's right there. I'm staring at it.

I don't see anything. anything that indicates that that's like the 90s cartoon though. I think it is. I'm not 100% right. I'm not 100% like, oh, I'm definitely positive. But I think that's the 90s suit Spider-Man.

I think it's the usual. Yeah, I don't know. All I know, here's what I did. I looked up Spider-Verse poster new, and I looked it up in news, and there was nothing to be found in the last like three weeks.

So, I don't know. You could be right, but like I'm, I feel like that's just, art that lights. Yeah, it's like, what,

it's, what is all the people fucking, like theory theorizing and all that shit? Where's all, where's all the post of people saying stuff like that? It would have to be there, right? You'd assume. You can't be the only one to have that thought.

The only one to think about this. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that would be fucking insane if that was true. But I was first, if I was just first to think about it, I was like,

wow, dude. But, man, we'll see how that goes. I'm excited for you. I think it's going to be good? Yeah, I mean, I think it could be good. I just think the interesting thing about Spider-Verse was that it was like a very clear situation where an animation studio,

and we talked about this a little bit earlier off the show, but it was a situation where an animation studio was making a movie, animated movies don't typically make a lot of money unless they're like Disney or Pixar or like some like obvious fucking toy story-ass bullshit. So I feel like Sony was just like, hey you guys can handle this Spider-verse thing will handle Spider-Man in the MCU because that's more important

because more people are watching MCU shit and that's like the big thing in cinema right now everybody's trying to copy it. It's where all the focus clearly was. And I think because of that, they got away with being able to have a lot more freedom and they were able to make a really good movie because there wasn't a lot of studio intervention.

There wasn't like people at Sony being like, you got to put venom in here. You know, none of that shit. So... You got to put Tofa Grace in it, man. Yeah, you got to put... You got to put Toby. Where's Toby, man?

Where? The ultimate thing everyone hears eventually. Dude, you got to put Toby in this. They're like, Toby doesn't fit in this. Too bad. You got to put Toby in this. Somehow, Toby has to be in this. But I think this is just one of the situations where, like, Spider-Verse was a massive

success, I think. I don't know if it was actually financially that successful, but like, I know that people love it. It was financial successful. Was it? Yeah, it made less than the end up. It made less than, the live action movies,

but it still made a lot of movie for money for an animated movie. In Spider-Man to the Spider-Verse grossed $190 million in the U.S. and Canada for a worldwide gross of $375 million. That's pretty good. Yeah, no, they did a good job.

It was a $90 million budget, which is kind of insane. But I don't know. I just feel like this is. That movie costs $90 million to me. Like, that's insane to me. That's... Someone was like, I need $90 million to make this film.

Now, maybe it was, is that, like, say, with everything included with, like, the advertisement and everything? Oh. That would make more sense to me. Because, like, I can't imagine it costing more than that. I mean... I mean, it's, like, big... You know what I mean? I mean, animation's super expensive.

So, like, I could see it... I could see it being that much, but... Well, I would imagine... Usually the budget, the public budget, is... doesn't show the marketing budget. For whatever reason, this is just like a general rule. So like the full budget of a movie is usually like

basically like twice that of like the actual like public budget because they double it for marketing because they like blast. And sometimes they don't. Sometimes they're just like, hey, we spent a lot of money making Titanfall too, but we're going to spend $3 marketing it. That's wrapping that fucking Ridley Scott movie that just came out.

Which one? Last duel. Like yeah, yeah. Like, supposedly it's a really good movie. Yeah, but nobody knows about it. Yeah, because nobody knows about it. You can't see it if you don't know about it. It's the same thing that happens.

Exactly. It's the same thing that I feel like is happening with that Edgar Wright movie, like last night in Soho. That's like, right now with Ram Trucks Declaration of Deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees. Get a low mileage lease on the 26. Ram, 1,500 Big Horn crew cab, 4x4 for 369 a month for 39 months with 4,00099 due at signing. Tax, title, license, extra. No security deposit required. Call 1-877 RAM, 5722 for lease details.

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20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

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from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Like, this just came out. Super recent, it's an Edgar Wright movie. It's like, how do we not know about this? But I just feel like it's going to be one of those situations where that fucking, that old man who's in charge of Spider-Man

at Sony, the Avi Arad or whatever, that guy's name is. He's just going to be like, you made a lot of money. You made a lot of money with Spider-Man. Can you put Tofer Grace in here? Everybody loves Tofer Grace. Everybody fucking loves Tofer Grace. I love Tofer Grace.

I don't care if everybody loves him. I fucking love him. I love Petit Venom. I love Petit Venom. I love Patrys bigger than Kingpin. How about this? Taylor Swift is Spider-Man. It's like a bunch of nonsense. I think Spider-Verous will succeed because of the fact that it's One, it's not Peter. So it automatically not being Peter Parker gives you a lot more room to do stuff.

Because Peter Parker has done everything as a character. So he's kind of boring now. And I say that as someone who was getting a Spider-Man tattoo on his chest, I'm going to get a Peter Parker or Spider-Man tattoo on my chest. Well, he's done everything. He's kind of a boring character now. He's just been through every. He's done everything but be happy.

being in love a nice life. That's all he hasn't done yet. But remember, I think most of the bucks are just coming from kids wanting to see Spider-Man. And I think it just, as long as somebody is wearing a fucking Spider-Man costume, it should, it should do all right. That's what I think. I think like, like, I think the people that are bringing most of the people to see that movie, they're not thinking that deep about it. I think they're just like, hey, let's go see Spider-Man. We everyone loves Spider-Man. You know, but adults, like you, We're like, oh, this should be a hell of a lot more interesting

because, yeah, I get it. Peter Parker did a thing and at May and Uncle Ben shot. And like, you know, it's just like it. Uncle Ben shot again and again. I hope they go through three shot Uncle Ben's in the beginning of the movie, dude. That needs to happen. They need to. If Sam Ramey had anything to do with this shit, it would absolutely happen.

He'd be like, now shoot Uncle Ben three times, and I want you to close up on his face each time he gets shot. I love that they shot him again. and three. They did. Did they shoot them again in two? They didn't shoot them in two. They didn't shoot them in two.

No, no. Dude, they fucking had Sandman shoot that shit out of him. They had Uncle Ben shoot himself. He grabbed the gun from Sandman and he shot himself and flintz like, put in his mouth. And Flint's like, what the fuck just happened? There's a scene where Uncle Ben is at the toll booth in the Godfather film. He just gets riddled with, what was his name, Sunny? Yeah.

Look how they massacred my Ben. Boy, look how they massacre, Ben. Look how they massac in my Ben. They riddled me, Peter. Peter, I've been riddled, Peter. Peter, I'm dying fast. I'm faded, Peter, I'm faded. I'm Swiss cheese, Peter.

Could you imagine Uncle Ben goes to a toll booth? The guy's like, hey, man, can I see her fast, pass, he takes the gun out the guy's pocket and shoots himself. That's how it happened. And the guy's like, what the fuck, dude?

He took my gun and killed himself with my gun. What the fuck? I'm going to get fired. To God, you pray to the, the, Madam Webb that there was cameras right there. You fucking just hope that there was surveillance.

They don't think you killed him. Adam Webb. That Peter doesn't find out it's you. And he doesn't come and beat the flaming fuck out of you. Look, I got to say, man, that's one thing we haven't seen in the movies. We haven't seen, we haven't seen Madam Webb. She's not that important of my character. Are you kidding?

She makes, she lets him meet Stan Lee. How is that not important? Because he's really important to comics. She's really important to comics. And then like in some point, no, she's important to cartoon. and then some points in a comic she shows up but she's like super unhelp for the Spider-Ban he's like I need help you can't see the future

she's like I can't do that for you and he's like bitch please just tell me what's gonna happen I can't help you with that you guys felt was it was it you guys I think it was both of you that felt satisfied by the

ending of the anime series was that was that right I felt fine with it I hated it I hated it because the whole reason why he was even doing that shit was to go get Mary Jane and it was never resolved.

That shit drove me nuts. They're definitely going to bring that back. They're definitely going to bring back X-Men 97. They're definitely going to bring back that Spider-Man show. I'll wage your money that'll return. That would be awesome. I need, at least I need closure. That shit's fucking crazy.

Didn't they try to continue it in like Spider-Man Unlimited or something? Different story. That was a different story? I thought it was the same. I have no idea. Unlimited. He went to space because Jay Jonah Jameson's son.

got sent through a wormhole to another dimension. Like I counter Earth. I remember that shit like it was yesterday. It was unlimited? We're fucking the one that came out in like... 98, 99. Was it? Like not too long after it?

Mm-hmm. Yeah. If you look it up, it's like the one where he's fighting furries and shit. Yeah. He fights furies like a real champion. Producer of explaining the show is created because both Marvel and Fox Kids needed another Spider-Man series

to fulfill contractual obligations. If Fox produced another season of a Spider-Man show, they could continue airing episodes of the other Spider-Man show for an undisclosed amount of time. That's crazy. It was just a cynical fucking thing. Why didn't they just finish? Why didn't they just finish the fucking show?

Look, I remember being, I was not satisfied with the ending of that show. I was just like, all right, this is like a balls-to-the-wall cartoon. I guess, like, whatever. You know what I mean? Like, he meets Stanley. That's weird. I guess like it was almost kind of like Dragon Ball Z where like how the original ending was just sort of like

like kind of like head cannon where it's like oh it ends afterwards and like Goku and Vegeta fight in space until they both die or whatever the fuck. I remember that was like a big thing like the original Dragon Ball Z timeline before GT and Super happened. But it was one of those things where I was like I guess he just finds Mary Jane at some point. But by that point I had seen so much of that show that I had seen so much of that show that I I was like, I'm, whatever. I was fucking invested, dude.

I was so mad. I was so mad that Mary Jane fell off a bridge into a goblin portal to somewhere else. And then Hydroman made a copy of Mary Jane. That's before I started reading comics, really. And I was like, my brain could understand it. And I was like, this is ridiculous. And I read comics. And I was like, this is actually more tame than the shit that goes on in the comics.

This is way more sensible. like in fucking the Beyonder episode when they did the whole fucking the whole Secret Wars fucking comic Oh my God the Beyonder I forgot about him with his weird back tentacle I'm from beyond What about what about

Spot? You remember Spot? Yes I love that character Do you remember Spot there? You love that character? Yeah, love him He would funny I don't remember him being

lovable He's just so ridiculous bro It takes spots of his body and throws it and it's a hot, it's a wormhole. This man has, this man has godly power. This man, throw a spot on the floor and take a baby out of a hospital and eat it. No one can stop him. Like, no one can stop that guy. You can't stop it.

You can't pull the spot off the ground and put it back on himself. That show was so unruly, man. Like, that was so fast-paced, too. Oh, my God, man. It was incredible. Dude, all of those 90 shows were fast-paced. to the point where I'm like, dude, slow down. Like, nothing breathing.

As a kid, you could keep up with it because we were fucking our brain. That's why we have such bad attention about our arms now. Because there's little kid we watched shit like that. And they'd be like, yeah, man, I know exactly what's going on. The weirdest things were like the romantic scenes because it would happen so fast that I felt no connection to nothing. Like, it would just be like something endearing happened and then it's over. And I'm like, wait. I didn't even get to something.

They never lingered on anything. It was just like the second, like, I kid you not. Like, I don't think there is a second of silence in that show. Ever. And I don't even think, I don't even think I'm exaggerating. Like, I think sincerely, if you watch that show beginning to end, there is no moment of quiet contemplation, no lingering, no nothing. It's like. There's always explosions and laser beans.

It's like, it's like, it's like black cats ask in bigger when she puts on her costume, which is my faith. That is my favorite moment from that series. She gets the abs. Her tids get bigger. She gets the bigger titty. She gets the fucking fat ass. And I'm just like, yo. I'm just like, this show is made for me.

This show is so fucking good. Her and Rogue, man. Those two women and Storm two. Storm is a bad bitch too. Dude, they were all other than Jubilee. They were all like just fucking incredible. Gene Gray wasn't crazy. Gene wasn't crazy.

Dude, Gene Greene, Gene Gray, she just, they, she was just annoying and in a damsel, but she was still, she had it going on. I mean, dude, Wolverine tried his best to get at that shit, but he's, he's fucking five-three. You know, she doesn't like, she doesn't like manlitz. So that was like five, three, five-three with claws. Yeah, it's fucking. I'm gonna go for a ride.

Six-something, you know, he's a fucking towering, gorgeous man, even though he's a redhead, bro. He's a fucking nerd, bro. He's a good dude. He's just. He's kind of lame. He's a nerd, bro. Whoa, is Chris dead?

Bro, I watched 40 seconds of 40 seconds of Spider-Man the animated series, and already Mary Jane is a clone. There's the Punisher. Aunt May is dead. It is, yeah. That's why, dude, they were programming us as 90s little kids from the beginning. They were trying to make us have such bad problems to be able to focus for a little bit, gave us ADD.

So they were like they baked it into us, dude. It's, the show is edited like a trailer. It is literally crazy. X-Men is the same way. And I think X-Men is actually worse, to be honest. X-Men is a little slower. I think X-Men was just...

I think it was worse, actually. What the thing is that X-Men had multiple episodes. Like, everything was like a, like, it was one of four, one of three. Opposed of Spider-Man is just Spider-Man. This episode was Spider-Man, Spider-Man gets cancer and does a back-case. flip. Next episode of Spider-Man, Spider-Man saves Aunt May and also has a dog now. One thing I will say, man, the web shooting sound effect from the cartoon is so good. It's such a good sound design. I don't even know what the hell that could possibly be.

Like, I don't know what they recorded or, like, edited together to make that sound. But that is a satisfying. It's not like the, even the Ramey one was good, too, because right now with Ram Trucks Declaration of Deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, get a low-mile-milege lease on the 2026. Big Horn crew cab four by four for 369 a month for 39 months with 4,099 due at signing. Tax, title, license extra, no security deposit required. Call 1-877 RAM, 5722 for lease details. Requires dealer contribution and lease through Stalantus Financial. Current vehicle must be registered to consumer at least 30 days prior to lease to qualify.

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us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan.

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Can you? Remember when he beat up Rhino and he put him upside down and he spun him? That was such a brutal moment. That was such a dick-heads moment. He was about to smash him with a fucking metal door. I'm watching that right now. Why did he stop?

Why did he stop? I remember he was about to smash the shit out of him. He beat the shit out of him. And Rhino was like, yo, please, chill out dude I hated you in fucking agent Cody Bankser

was he in that movie which one was in who fucking what is his name Giuliani what's his name again the guy from that was what are you talking about who are you talking about the guy that was Rino in freaking like that was Rino and the Amazing Spider-Man

Paul Giamatti yeah Pajumani thank you I said Giuliani like that fucking wrong wrong bald guy but yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was trying to. I fucked the joke up. But, um, it's all good.

Anyway. That was great, though. I fucking, I love, man, I definitely, I wonder if that show was on anything. It's on Disney Plus, right? Yeah, it's a Disney Plus. Fuck, yeah, dude, I'm gonna get Disney Plus. Just to watch that show. If, listen, man, if they do continue that show and they get that actor back,

I'd be so stoked. Christopher Daniel Barnes. Mr. Mary Jane. Let's go. Christopher Daniel Barnes is, like, his voice is just so... That's my Spider-Man. Yeah. Like, when I think, and you know why?

I think it's because he was in, obviously because we grew up with him. But he was in the show, and he was in those badass fucking PlayStation 1, NeverSoft games. And he did... He was in the fighting games. They used it for Marvel versus Capcom. One and two, yeah. One for JJ. Like, I loved it.

And just his catchphrases. Then, oh man, they came out Marvel versus Capcom 3 and like, I think in 2010 or 2011. And then they basically mimicked him to be like Toby McGuire. And I was like, I, I was like, I was like, ew, damn. You like that? He says, you like that? He said, you like that? He sounds like to mequire. And I was like, what the fuck?

I was like, look, man. Spider sting. I appreciate the effort. But I was like, dude, no. Maximum spider Oh my god I fucking love that shit dude Oh

I love that you like that You like that? Oh you know it's apparently like in Maro versus Capcom 2 He's not voiced by that guy Oh really is it But it sounds a lot like him It sounds a lot like him

Oh wow I guess they just did it to sound like him Yeah probably Like they probably Because I mean he was So they got somebody It was like the Troy Baker Of uh

Yeah You know He was I mean he was the only voiced Spi Man for like you had Spider-Man and his amazing friends from like the 60s, but who the fuck? I watched that show. I watched the fuck out of that show. That is a terrible show.

It's so bad, but I could watch it. It was Spider-Man, Ice Man, and fucking Firestar. And I would watch that shit. And I'd like, this show was dog shit, but I'm watching it. I'm watching it. I'm here. I'm here for the shows that was terrible, but it's still Spider-Bad. Because I'm a Spider-Man fan.

I deal with all the boys. shit. I've seen Amazing Spider-Man two twice and I can still say I left the theater with a smile. Bam. It was tears covering that smile, but it was a smile nonetheless.

Bro, him, with that rhino scene at the end was the equivalent of like, say, them not finding Mary Jane. I was like, wait, wait. This is the end of the fucking movie? Nah, dude. For me, it was what kills them for me for me is the music, bro there's so much unnecessary

fucking proper real fucking real world real in world music on fucking my white friends iPhone real music in that movie and I was like I can't do this I'm not a fan of that either I'm not a fan of don't put music

in that shit you know official sound tracks in movies where it's just like compiled real fucking music like I love scores man scores are always way better like just even if it's written by like just some fucking asshole like some random person it just usually just it's moody it's it's it works i don't know i'm trying to think of a really terrible i know there's

some i just kind of think about top my head world like this move this music is so awful like the tones that they're using is so bad as throwing me off i know it exists but usually it works even if it's not great you know i na na na na na na i fucking love everything about sandman dude like i got Like, I just think he's so great. I love him so much. Who's Sandman? Yeah, I love how he gets his face, like, grind it down. I love how he fucking turns into a giant ogre.

He didn't know whether that would kill him or not. No, he did. He already fought him before. He already fought him before one time. Are you sure? Did he? He fought him on the truck. He did.

He did. He fought him on the truck. Yeah. Okay, but how did, but it's still, it's still really brutal. Don't get me wrong. It's an intense scene. He didn't know if his head could turn to sand or not. He's just like, I don't give a shit.

I think we talked about this last time. I think I remember us actually bringing this up. Because then I said the transport, it reminded me of transformers. Yeah, yeah. Keep going back to the same shit. It's such a great moment, dude. Oh, man, that's great.

What does it mean to you? Everything kick. I mean, we're kind of at that point, though. Like, we're at an hour 55. So I think now. One more? I'll do one more are we done. We could, let's see.

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So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I don't remember that movie.

Rookie of the Year, it's like a, I forgot that guy. He was in American Pie. I forgot his name. It was Stifler? Not one of the main guys was one of the supporting guys, but he was like the main character of this movie. But he breaks his arm

and then he's like awesome at fucking baseball now and then they put him in the major leagues and like the fucking score is actually really good especially for the for the for the villain for the antagonist like this big steroided dude it's like really good it doesn't make sense for such a stupid movie I was just thinking about that we got one uh

vincentius one says it says hey there uh what is he said hey Chris L L Ray Delmundo, General Sweenissimo, and L. Black. Have you guys ever gotten so competitively invested in a game that you had to fight for your pride, maybe against someone who has consistently smoked you? If so, did you win? I asked because last week there was a money match in Street Fighter 5, and it looked pretty even at first, but man, did it spiral down so badly, especially at the end?

Oh, yeah, absolutely. was me with our friends um for a long time i was the worst in smash bruns on our friend group and i joe our roommate jalen and paul would all shit on me how bad i was and then i took a whole summer and i played a whole summer every day every day every day to the point that i was able to whoop all of them i got so good i got so good to the game that started competing in smash tournaments that was when i was at like my peak and then i'd stopped and i was like i don't like this game anymore It's too much bullshit But I played so much

That was like 20 That was like 2015 to 2016 I played that game religiously Then I was like I can't do it somewhere I'm done I'm out of here Interesting I have one that's I mean it's tied to rage out of legends

This podcast is but that's getting But There's transition Dude, the PVP in that game is not proper PVP. It's kind of like an AI chess where you set up your moves in advance. You have an offense and defensive team. So everybody's defense team is AI. But the thing is there's a lot of smart motherfuckers out there.

So they'll set up their champions in a way that it's really hard to beat them. And every once in a while, I will get so offended because I'm like, I should have beat this motherfucker. Like, because it's, it's an AI. So usually you can outsmart a fucking AI. And then I'll spend resources in the game because you get a certain amount of, like, coins or tokens to challenge these motherfuckers. And I'll be like, God damn it, I got to spend my other gyms, get an extra 10 and try to beat one guy. I just can't let it go.

And then he whipped me like 15 times in a row. Then I finally beat him once. And I'm like, I'm so happy. And it's so not worth it. You just wasted lots of resources. But it's one of those things that you have. I feel so offended because I'm not even playing somebody who's like, it's like playing the computer chess. You ever played chess online or some shit or checkers?

Yeah, of course. And those motherfuckers would be, it's way more insulting than a person doing it. It's way more, because you're just like this, you shouldn't. Because this person could just be better than me, but you're a robot. You don't have a soul. I shouldn't be losing to you. It's so upsetting. Yeah.

I don't know. Like, I don't know if I have anything like that. Look, when I was younger, it was like crash team racing for me. I had a, uh, a. a friend of my parents actually who was like super into video again. I think it was like a dev for some studio that I didn't know at the time.

I was too young to understand even what a developer was. But he fucking, he would smoke me in CTR. And then I fucking, I just like played it a ton. And then I found out about this fucking, oh man, what's it called?

I knew the name of it. It was the name about like, there was like a mechanic where you could keep your, fastest boost and you could just the blue sacred fire sacred fire yeah yeah that's what it was it was sacred fire blue sacred fire and if you

you could just keep that the whole game and like break in midair to turn yourself and like 90 degrees and like just to keep so you didn't have to like worry about turns and shit and like the second I learned that shit I was like yes and I remember on New Year's I challenged him and I beat him so bad

that he he was like I we can't play this anymore and he left laughed you went back into the living room to like join the rest of the party but it was like a really good it was like a very specific moment that i remember what's funny is that whenever you win at those you never feel good you never feel good after that you're like i climbed the mountain top and you're like oh man now i'm just kind of that asshole that tried so hard to be better than this person yeah it's like i'm a jerk it's like it's like it's like kicking cake out of a baby's mouth you know like

It's just like... This will be funny, and are you doing? You're like, oh, man, what's wrong with me? It's, at a certain point, you're just like, there's no sport here. It's just a baby. I gain nothing from this. Sometimes babies gotta get fucked up, man.

Yeah, man, sometimes. Sometimes you gotta be doing to do us. How else they're gonna learn? Do it pain, bro. Pain. You bring up a good point. But I think that is going to bring this episode

to a little bit of a close Not just a bit of a lower energy episode Yeah I mean In all seriousness I am It is like 2.30 in the morning here And it's late I have it's not early I have people that I'm trying to like not wake up

So it's been hard to maintain a high energy But I think we had some I think it was entertaining enough I think we had some good moments Home alone with blood definitely I think you guys You all seriously would benefit greatly

from looking up everything that we talked about today. For real. Even just like the Spider-Man shit. Like if you've never seen Spider-Man the animated series, it's fucking hilarious. It's so funny. As soon as we're done, I'm just queuing up Spider-Man.

Nothing with Spider-Man. Yeah. And then I'm going to play 2K. It's going to be, I'm so excited for my night. All right. I have so much destiny to play. Now I'm back in it.

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