The Snark Tank - #94: Pizza Time

Episode Date: January 7, 2022

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Hey, look. He's a little dead meme. Welcome. Welcome to the Snark Tank podcast. My eyes are killing me today, but I'm here today anyway with Tom Sweeney. Everyone looks so disgusting. That doesn't even look like me. That doesn't even look like me.

That looks like someone other than myself doing that. You did contort yourself in a way that was deeply unflattering. Ew, yeah, you look like a fish of some kind. I don't like that. Welcome, welcome, welcome. We are here today to talk about all sorts of nonsense. And I don't know even what to start with, but we should start with the fact that Betty White's dead.

So that's sad. We could have started with the fact that it's a new year, but yeah, let's talk about the fact that Betty White. New Year? We could have said a half in New Year. It's 22 right now, dude. Oh, shit. I forgot.

It's 2022. It is the second version of 2020, son. Damn, that sucks. Let's go. Omicron taking over, baby. Omicron. I almost got Omicron. So, yeah, it was fucking,

Oma took me by surprise. Man. Did you get it? Yeah, I definitely had COVID. It was really unfortunate, but I wasn't sick for very long. I got the flu. I don't, honestly, I don't know if I got, I don't think I got COVID.

I think I got the flu just because my, my weak-ass broad immune system just, it just, it killed. Dude, I haven't been sick. I have not been sick since, before COVID was a thing. That was the last time I've been sick. And then she comes through and like, oh, we go, we spend $2 billion in Gordon Ramsey's fucking restaurant. he starts yelling at me for eating my steak wrong and shit. And then he fucking... Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

You got yelled at for eating a steak wrong? Yeah, so basically he fucking, like, he pushed me a little bit because I... He was that for real, actually? Yeah, so I was like, I told him I will... I am not leaving until Gordon Ramsey shows up because, like, why else would I eat here? Right? So he shows up, he flies in a helicopter because he's like, all right, right, I'm here. It's all right, what do you want?

What do you want? And then, uh, so I just said, I just want you to just greet me. and then he spit in my face he said that I'm cutting my fucking steak wrong and then he fucking slapped my girl's ass and got on this helicopter and then we got sick

the moral of the story was that we got sick so I think you got Gordon Ramsey had the flu or COVID or something that's ridiculous Gordon Ramsey spat COVID at you yeah that's fucking scared like a spitting cobra

that's fucking ridiculous he spat COVID at your face face, dude. She's European, man. They're different, dude. You see? Look, man, I've hung out with her. I've hung out before, like, I just don't understand because, you know, we're in the same vicinity.

I think it was just, I don't know, because it wasn't even that cold that night when we're walking around or just showing around Vegas and shit. And then she gets sick. And then I'm like, all right, so should I just not, you know, hang around? And, of course, I got sick. There was no, there was no way I was not going to get sick. That's impossible. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so that was really upsetting that I had a fucking record of like not being sick for two years pretty much.

And then there you go. So I don't know if it was COVID. I don't think so. Because it just felt like a normal bitch-ass flu. But I guess it affects people in different ways. So whatever. Yeah. I got up seeing Spider-Man.

Yeah. I saw Spider-Man. I knew I got COVID. The moment I was done seeing Spider-Man, I went out. I coughed and I was like, yep, I got it. and I came home. In the moment, I knew it instantly.

I was like, oh, yeah, we definitely got it. I really don't know how I've not gotten it this whole time. Because we, you know, we have this suspicion that our apartment, our entire apartment got it like when it was new.

But I don't know how true that is. And the fact that like it hasn't happened. Like I don't know how I've avoided it because I've been going out and I've been, you know, I saw Spider-Man also like in a crowded theater. I don't know, I've just been really lucky dodging this thing, but it's probably going to kick my ass this year. It's probably going to find me.

It's going to sneak up, sneak up at my door, knock on my door, fucking beat me to shit. So I do what the feds do. They're knocking your door first, so you come to the door. Then they can stun you while hitting you with the door and then beat the shut down. They always not worse. It's like a vampire. You need to invite it in.

Yeah. A fucking COVID, fucking. fucking COVID virus comes. Did Betty White get her come to COVID? Is that why she got yeated? Obviously too soon. I feel like it was conspiracy. I think someone killed her.

You think someone killed Betty White. This 99-year-old fucking woman, that death is a conspiracy. You know why? No, the bitch was old. No, here's why. Because everyone anticipated her 100 year celebration, her birthday.

It was like an obvious thing that was set to go. and then some jealous motherfucker I don't know I don't know who's in around her life and they're like she's always getting this shine wouldn't it be funny

if I killed her before she hit 100 and then it happened that's what I think it's pretty crazy I feel like somebody brought up the fact that we brought Betty White up recently

did we on the on the podcast so like very briefly very very briefly we did and somebody was like hey you killed her and I was like

cool thanks thanks thanks for hey you killed her you Hey, Snark Tank, Trio, you, you people that have never met her, nor have you really focused on her in your lives ever, really. You guys are murderers. You did you.

You did this. Yeah. I mean, we killed somebody else, didn't we? No, we keep trying to kill Dr. Drew, a Dr. Drew's fucking bike keeps coming back. Oh, we almost got him. We almost got him. He reanimates every time he dies immediately afterwards. This is a dumb question, but I really think about this.

If you die in prison, if you have a life sentence in prison and you die, but you come back, like one of those like, oh, he was pronounced dead, but he came back. Do you leave prison? Right now with Ram Trucks Declaration of Deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, get a low mileage lease on the 26. Ram, 500 Big Horn crew cab, 4x4 for 369 a month, for 39 months, with 4,09 due at signing. Tax, title, license extra, no security deposit required. Call 1-877-RAM, 57-2-2 for lease. details requires dealer contribution and lease through Stalantis financial current vehicle must be registered to consumer at least 30 days prior to lease to qualify extra

charge for miles over 32,500 not all customers will qualify residency restrictions apply take delivery by 331 I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod say hi Dan hey how's it going today it's going good man tell us who you are and what you do I'm Dan Morgan I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan which is America's largest injury law firm that's pretty awesome I think I saw billboarded years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will

hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open or a call center always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan,

America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. Is your sentence? No. No. I think you have to serve your remaining sentence.

But what if you, like, what if you got 25 years and we're going to give them, we're going to give them the chair? Kingston, if you live, you have life. But if you have life, then you're serving it in prison. But if you've died, no. But if, I don't particularly agree with my point either.

But if you pronounce dead, you're dead, you know. You're not sentenced till death. That's the thing, though. Yeah. You're given a life sentence. You're, you're, until you're not, you got no more life. No, no, no. If you get a fucking Mario mushroom, life up, one up, and you're back in the fucking thing.

Like, what do you do? Like, are you going to go a person. You got a life. That's crazy. Your sentence is now applicable again. It isn't a till you die sentence. Because I've been watching a lot of dumb movies. And I saw a movie recently where some lady,

she was underwater for like five minutes. And then her dad got her off. It was Sin Andreas, if you guys have seen that. Derek has probably seen it. I have it. Is that that movie with a rock? Is that the movie with a rock?

Yeah, it is. Like the daughter is like underwater. The daughter is like underwater for like five minutes. And it is like, oh, man, I saved my daughter from my daughter. being under water from drowning. And like, I know that after like three minutes without oxygen, you could get like brain damage for that. Like you're not going to be hunky dory after after like minutes without oxygen. But this bitch was fine. I was like this bitch would be drooling on herself. She wouldn't be, it wouldn't even be half the person she has anymore. She'd be a fraction

of herself. That's not true though. It is true. When it pertains to drowning, it may not be true because you're still the blood, your heart's still pumping blood to your brain if you're drowning. You're still oxidized. Your blood is still oxidized, you know, so you don't,

you're not like, you don't, you didn't just lose all the blood in your body, your body, it didn't just get yanked out of you. But I know after like minutes without air, your brain starts getting damaged. I understand that when you,

when the brain, when it's cut off, uh, when you cut off, uh, like, when you cut it off. Like,

say there's like, uh, like in MMA, there's, you know, there's choking your, your wind pipe, but then there's also just,

just a blood choke, right? Which is better. The blood choke is cutting off the supply, and then it shuts off way quicker in like in seconds. So I also wanted a disclaimer. I'm completely retarded to all this stuff. So, you know, anyone that actually knows the science and the anatomy.

No, no, no. In the explanation, I don't know. Because always, there's always, like, you know, there's some brainiac that actually knows everything and study this shit that is going to be, like, raging right now, foaming at the mouth. And I'm like, I just want to appease this person or persons that I have a general understanding of that. But then as far as the drowning thing, I really have no idea if like, say obviously what would cause you to, what would cause you?

So if you were drowning for four to five minutes or something like that, like in the San Andreas one, why would that give you brain damage? Like why, like why, what would, what would cause the brain damage? Because you just, you just can't breathe. So the moment where you would try to exhale carbon dioxide and inhale oxygen, you wouldn't. So you would just start running off, allowing out of oxygen. So the oxygen is cut off from your brain. Okay, all right. That's what's happening.

The human body can survive at least, at least like five days without oxygen. That is nuts. It feels five days on oxygen. and we'd be going to space a lot more. When I was a kid, I used to hold my breath for 10 hours of time. Right. And I still, I forgot what I was saying, but like my brain still works pretty good. Could you imagine holding your breath for 10 hours at a time?

Someone is like, hey, dude, you're still holding your breath? He's like, I haven't stopped. It's like, what? He's talking with like, like, he's really like slight, these slight, these. His lungs are strong enough to him to speak still. I haven't breathed in months. Are you fucking Superman? You can Superman breathe?

This is like, ah, I'm fine. You put him through, like, a, he put him through like an x-ray machine or whatever, or like one of those MRI machines you see is like his lungs fill up his entire, like, stencil frame. No, he just doesn't have lungs. It's like, no, it's like they're so big that they're spilling into his arms and his legs. They're just like, all right. He has so much.

But he isn't amorphous at all. He isn't amorphous. He's a regularly built person. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just his whole body is breathing. I breathe through my skin. I breathe through my skin and my eyes.

What, like fucking, like quiet? Yeah, doesn't I breathe through her skin? Yes, she does. That's why she's half naked, which is a fantastic reason, by the way. Right. Fantastic reason. He really, he really thought that through. Yeah, man.

Good old Kojima, bro. Got O'Cohmahua, man. The best game story writer on the planet. He has those moments. I'm like, what is. What is wrong with this nigga, dude? But, you know, rest in peace. Betty White.

Is Betty short for something? I don't think so. Elizabeth. Elizabeth. Is it? Oh, my God. That makes so much sense. Her name is Elizabeth's wife. Elizabeth White.

I just never thought of that. I've never had either. I mean, I thought, like, I thought Betty was a name. For me the same thing with Zander, bro. I didn't know Zander at all was short for anything. Her name is Betty Marlon White. Oh, Lucent. What?

What? What? What? Well, you get back up. Back up. What's her name? Back up. What's her name?

Betty. What's her real name? Oh, Betty Marion White Luden. So her name is Betty. Yeah. But that's her stage name. Her real name is Elizabeth, I'm sure. No.

Well, you can't say, I'm sure. It shows their real name. Like it'll say it, when you go there, it'll say you're like stage name because that's your famous stage name. It always shows their real fucking names. her name can't just be Betty that's insane why not because that's not people aren't really well people can be called Betty

look at Betty white real name let's see what happens yes Betty Marion White Luddin that's such a dumb I had no idea that her last name was Ludden so I like her less now because of this that's crazy man what you thought her name

first of all I think you made that shit up I think I don't think it's Betty I don't think Betty is is Elizabeth it is Elizabeth No, because you have Eliza and Beth. It's Beth and Betty. And Lisa. Like a lot of people,

Elizabeth can be a lot of different things. Liza, Lisa, Lisa, Lisa, Freaking, Betty, Beth. I don't like Beth for some reason. I don't know. It just doesn't do it for me. But like I've known. For Lisa, Elizabeth.

Did you type that in? It is. I've never. He's just saying it is. He didn't type it in. Yeah, he didn't type it in. Is Betty short for Elizabeth? Bethany and Elizabeth.

Oh, Bethany. Both of those. Bethany and Elizabeth. I knew it. All right. Is Betty White show for Elizabeth? I like that. That's what it says of their early life.

Betty Marion White, born, blah, blah, blah. Let's see, she stated that Betty was her legal name and not shortened to a version of Elizabeth. So there you go. She was Betty. There you go. Get fuck. How would you choose that? Miss White?

Why would you choose that? Because Betty is. Betty works. I don't know. I like that as just a short, old-timey name. Like, Betty. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. It also reminds you.

It's wild. I named my, I had a guitar. I have a love-hate relationship with the, with the Kung Powell movie. Because, like, I like parts of it, but then I would say 70% of the movie I hate, right? Like, but I understand that. Yeah. But I like Betty, right? And that was, I just like, like, a main villain, just the antagonist.

being named Betty. And so that always kind of stuck with me and warmed me up. And I named one of my, the first guitar that I ever purchased on my own was Betty. Because it just, it was kind of like honorable mention thing. That movie is so weird to me because that's like that movie, I have never,

look, there are, there's animated voices that you've heard like a million times. You know, like everybody can do like the Kermit type thing and you've heard the Kermit type thing. And you've heard the Krile like, you know, you know,

or just like high, I have never once in my life. heard any voice that sounded like Betty from that movie since or before that movie. And it sticks out to me. Oh, from Kung Powell. Yeah, no one. From Kung Powell. I have not seen like a cartoon or like an animated movie where some goes like, I'm Betty.

Yeah. Like I haven't heard anything even remotely like that. So that movie just is vivid in my head because it's like the most unique thing I think I've ever fucking seen. Right, right. So stupid. That's fucking, the scene where they're wrong. Rolling the baby down the hill always used to make me laugh. Yeah.

I mean, there's good moments. There's good moments. It's not a good movie by any. That movie's a great movie, dude. Come on, man. It's not. It's a terrible movie. It's a fun movie.

It's a great movie, bro. I have not. I have given up sex for that movie, bro. That's a great movie. In which way. I've thrown it away. Define great to you because I feel like you're abusing that word. It's great.

Like, that's like, that's a movie that's really enjoyed. able to watch. It's a quite enjoyable movie. That's not a great movie. It's a great watch. That's not what a great movie means, though. Yeah. I think. Right now with Ram Trucks Declaration of Deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, get a low-mile

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Extra charge for miles over 32,500. Not all customers will qualify. Residency restrictions apply. Take delivery by 331. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man.

Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion 1. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7. 365. Wow, Dan Morgan from Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you.

I would just say it's a fun movie. How's that? He's going to pull up a scene right now. I think he's going to like pull up some shit right now. He can just like completely forget about the podcast and just watch fucking Kung Powell. No, I'm not going to do that because I will. If I look at any Kung Powell, I forget about the podcast. So I'm just going to focus on you guys.

You have the face of like a kid who's like shitting down his pants leg. That's not what a kid who's shitting down their pants Looks like I'm sure I'm sure on certain buses What kind of bus? Probably a very short one Tiny bus Hey-o

Pretty much a van It's pretty much a van It's a bicycle Listen His bus is so small So rest of a bike Recipes Benny White

Crazy 99 Like I don't want to live that long Certainly But like God You know She's in a lot of shit man Like she was in community and like all this like crazy. She hosted SNL with Jay-Z.

Fucking ridiculous. Yes, she did. Was she like hiding her like, I imagine being that old. You're probably in constant agony. Just you're like, everything sucks. You're old. You're in pain or whatever. But she never seemed like that.

That's why I think it's so shocking that she, because okay, it's not shocking that she died at 99, obviously. But at the same time, she seems so healthy and sprightly that that's why it's shocking. people die like that, you know? Like, the vast majority of people that are rich and famous, they kind of just die, you know. Yeah. I look at Chadwick Boseman.

Chadwick Boseman was an action movie star, you know? He had cancer. He had cancer, but we didn't know. He and he had cancer during Black Panther and Civil War and Jackie Robinson and all that shit, you know? Yeah, that's stupid to me. That's like, it makes me feel so insignificant where I'm like, I'm such a pussy. Yeah, it makes you feel like shit because there's nothing wrong with me. If I had a cold, I would sit in bed and wait to die.

These motherfuckers are dying, and they're like, yo, man, I'm trying to make art y'all with me. Crazy. Long hours, too. Norm McDonald, yeah, just, I'm not going to tell anyone. I'm just going to die. Cool. Like, I don't know how they do that. I'm just going to die because I think that's way funnier way to go.

And he just dies. Oh, my God. I have cancer. And they just dies. Anyway, sad way for 2021 to go out But honestly, dude, like the So I

Here we go, here we go I didn't tweet it But I did think about tweeting it When Betty White died I was thinking I was thinking of tweeting something like Thank God I don't have to worry anymore Because her name

Every time Right Trend randomly throughout the year And all the time I'm thinking like Ah, she dead No, she's not dead So finally That's not a problem anymore

You know? I didn't believe it at first Until I saw I think NerdCity tweeted it And I was just like Yeah I don't think he's lying But that's him He just does fuck shit like that

All the times I couldn't believe it So I want to mention two things So the baby wife thing I tweeted out that She's gonna come back Like Palpatine in 30 years I believe that

Oh my God I think that she's gonna happen She's gonna somehow return And I want my hundredth birthday People coming back to life That's going to change the game When that finally happened Eventually somehow

When that finally happens Some means of like Some ridiculous bullshit Happens Everyone's going to be like Yo, what the fuck This guy came back And they can completely control

The narrative of religion at that moment Because they can be like Yeah, I was dead For 15 years And I saw God And God is gay and trance And he's stupid And he's a black person

And he just ruin and you can ruin what religion stands for. It just completely dismantle that. What combination of identities is that? He's just not what anyone worships. He's not the white man anyone worships. He's gay, he's trans. He's stupid and he's a black person?

He's just everything. Marginalized group, I guess. Including the stupid. It's stupid people. Including the stupid. No, no, they're the most powerful. No, they're not. They don't know they aren't, though.

They are, but they don't know they are. That's why they're so marginal. No, no, no. Stupid people are the most powerful because they think they're powerful, and even though they're not, it doesn't affect them. That is dangerous. You know? Like, they're just like, yeah, that's what makes them so.

That's what makes them not dangerous because they think, they don't understand a power they hold as a person. Yeah, okay, sure. Talk to somebody juggling knives in the middle of traffic because they have nothing left to lose and tell me that guy's not powerful. That guy is not powerful. He's an idiot. Oh, it takes his one kid to bump in him,

and then a knife. will fall into his face. He's a moron. A moron? A moron. What? Okay. Listen, let's move on. Let's move on. We got some, we got some stuff to talk about. A morin. Yeah, what else we got? We got some stuff to talk about that isn't sad old people dying.

Oh, really? Gillane Maxwell in jail. Whoa. She's also on suicide watch, so that's fun. Those tits got glazed with justice finally. We got her. Yo, that picture of her in the bikini keeps popping up on my timeline. Every day.

And every time you see it, you don't scroll past it fast. It's like, no, you don't because you have to acknowledge. Those tannies are kind of, they're kind of, I mean, you hate to say. You hate to say it. You people, man. What do you mean by that, buddy? She got some milkers on her. You can't fucking, I mean, come on.

You just, I don't like her, but I acknowledge that. She's the demon, but she has nice, large breasts. It's the truth. It's like looking at, it's like looking at Hitler's dickpicks or whatever. It would be like, damn. If he had a big dick, I admit he had a big dick. Hitler was packing absolutely. I don't think he was.

I think it's the opposite, right? Because there's stories where he's like, uh, I don't know. He was like, he was like rejected. real hard or something. It would make sense. Kind of like the, what's his name, Harvey Weinstein?

Oh, yeah. You've heard about his mutant cock or lack of thereof or something. They'll probably be in a tail. Yeah. It was a curl. It's like a curly cue.

He had one of those dicks that looked like a fucking York Shiba Inu's tail how just curls in on itself. Like a shrimp. Yeah, yeah. That's hot, man. So what,

you guys? You guys putting money on draft kings if, if Galane is going to, you know, make it. I'm torn. I'm torn because I feel like it would be too obvious to suicide her in jail, but at the same time, it was already obvious the last time. Yeah, it was too obvious. But I feel like it would be like reaching for too much if they did it two times in a row. You know what I mean?

Let me ask you something. Do you think there's any reasonable doubt that Epstein didn't eat himself? Not me that he did. Sorry, you think there's any, like, you think there's any reasonable doubt that, like, oh,

maybe he actually did kill himself. Like, do you think he was definitely killed? I think he was 100% killed. I think, I think Epstein was given, like, for me and my brain,

I think somebody at the hospital prison was like, hey, either you kill yourself or we're going to kill you. You make your choice. Either you choose how you go or we're going to make you go. And he was like,

well, I guess. And he did it himself. If he did, if he did kill himself, it was like, facilitated by someone. Yeah,

because that was in, that was in like a prison where like that was specifically not easy to do. You know, it was a maximum security prison that like, that's just not possible unless somebody like was like, hey, here's a news to kill yourself.

The footage of him doing it is mysteriously corrupted also. Like a bunch of bullshit. There's too many things. Too many things. So my prediction here, right? She's in prison. She's,

I feel like it's, I feel like she's going to die 100%. But I think, I think it's going to be one of these. Because the first, the first time when I saw this headline of like, oh, she's on suicide watch or whatever, I was like, it was, she was on suicide watch. And I was like, okay, this is, it's Ghostbusters.

It's Ghostbusters again. Okay. You had, you had the first movie, you know, and we all saw it. And it was like, oh, cool. He killed himself. And now we have the female remake where it's going to be the same fucking story. It's going to be worse, but it's going to be the same fucking thing. So my, my, my, my, my, my, my predicted is that she, I'm giving her to April.

April. She's not going to be here to April. I think she's done by the time we finish recording this. We're recording this right now on January 3rd. I think she's dead right now. And every time you, every time you hear about her in the future, I, I don't think she's even alive. I think they're probably going to be like, hey, Galane's doing fine. Would you like to talk to her?

and it'll be like some guy I'm in jail. Galane Maxwell died from COVID and a bullet to the head. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That is so ironic. The bullet was a...

The virus shot her. Somehow the virus shot her into the face and now she's dead. Omicron broke into her cell, bashed her head into the ground until it was unrecognizable and she got pneumonia. Oh my God.

Somehow her head turned into Emmett Hills. face and now she's dead. Oh my God, she's a green skeleton. Crazy. How did that happen? From Minecraft. Fucking Norman Osborne throws one of those bombs that turned people into skeletons.

Norman Thrasbourg. That's how she's going to die. You're going to hear Willem Defoe laughing out of the prison gates. You're going to see a little pumpkin bomb roll and she's going to turn into a skeleton. And that's going to be it. I would love that so much.

I wouldn't even care. Norman Osborne. Norman Osborne wouldn't do that. He would like recruit her for something. You seem to hate most people and you're rich. I'm rich and a bigot as well. Work with me. And a bigot.

I'm rich and a bigot as well. Did you see that Elaine's boyfriend or whatever dumped her today or something? Oh, now they're done? Yeah, right. Can you imagine? I was like, dude, like the second your name came on the news, I'd be gone. Are you joking? I turn on you so fast.

You're not a ride or die, Chris. You're not riding for your homies, man. No, I'm not a writer die. I'm writing for my homies, man. I'm writing. I look, I had a girl. If my girlfriend was a cartel member and they should came on the news, I'd be like, honey, what's going on?

If she was trafficking minors, would you? I'd have a lot of questions. I'd have a lot of questions. I'd be like, what's going on, dude? I had, I had my girlfriend. I had my girlfriend asked me one. Like, would you, would you, if I, if I killed somebody, would you, would you, would you rat me out?

I was, absolutely. Oh, no. Absolutely, I would rat you out. Like, 100%. That's so illogical that they wouldn't, they wouldn't, they don't expect. Like, it's like those moments where it's crazy that you, it's crazy that you would think that like, oh, hey. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals, well qualified current FCA lessees, get a low

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with you? Morgan and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. For Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. Hey, hey, Chris, sorry. Like, I just got to tell you time. I killed somebody today in cold blood. You know? Uh, and, you know, I did that. I'd be like, okay, cool. Well, I, uh, I got to get a cable for my VR unit. It's not working.

Um, so I got, I got to go get a new cable. Straight to the police office. Straight, straight there. Straight there. I'd get my cable also, but I would, I would come back. So it wouldn't be a lie technically. No, no. Well, I wouldn't want to lie.

I'm not a murderer. To me, it would depend on who. Who, who she killed? That's the thing, too. That also, that matter. If it's like some, like, hey, I killed a pedophile the clown whose name is pedophile

and he's like he's really unashamed and he has like kids in his yard I killed pedophile the clown his name is pedophile all right I didn't even have clown fucking the only have a clown clothes on he's just some fucking tucked in shirt

with a mustache no he's a clown makeup on but he dresses like a fucking regular guy He's got a wife feeder. It's just Jared Fogle. He's just Jared fucking Fogle. He's got a wife feeder. He's got Bermuda shorts on. And he's got Crocs set to sport mode.

Wait, there's a sport mode for Crocs? Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's crocs that have like a back to them so you can run in them. I don't know. I've seen them they exist. I'm sad also. But the, if my girl friend killed the neighborhood pedophile, you know, who had like kids chained up in his backyard.

Don't go to the house down the street to the left. That's where the neighborhood pedophile lives. Don't get caught over there. You see the house with Reagan, Bush and Clinton, uh, and Clinton signs in the, that's the neighborhood pedophile. Don't go there. They, they, they just have every single, they just want to cover as much ground as possible to appeal to as many kids. possible. If you're a Reagan and Bush child. Right. Somehow still, I was a Bush child, so that's, if you're one of those, that's insane.

But let's, I was a Bush child, too. I don't think I could help it. He was just so funny. Like, as I was like a child. I was just a child when he was a president. As a child, he was a lot more entertaining. He was like, look at me. Hey, ha, hey, hey, yeah. He was just like, I think he was the only president that I feel

the good old boys. it made sense that they voted for him I think he was the only one who's like oh this guy's like a he's he's that guy yeah that's him that's you know and they want to say that about everyone else but they're all like fucking you know

Yale motherfuckers and you know just doing the damn thing big city living and shit nothing in common at all it's weird it's weird but uh I never once looked at any of them it was like but like back to back to the other thing those questions were like for 10 billion dollars honey would you punch me in a face like i would fucking level you for 10 million dollars i'd

beat the fuck out of you for 10 million dollars what right right and then afterwards you could beat the fuck out of me we'll have 10 million dollars together like what i think i'm i'm knocking you i'm knocking you out cold i'm punching you when you're not paying attention to like i'm gonna i'm getting that money i'm earning that money dude couldn't agree more like yeah like what like i wouldn't hit my grandma for 10 million dollars but that is literally the only person on this planet I wouldn't. I would not the fuck out of someone else's grandma. Right.

You said you hit someone else's grandma? Easy. Jesus crap. Easy. I don't think I could punch. I don't think I could punch a grandma. I don't think I could punch a grandma. Absolutely, I could.

I could. I couldn't do that. I could. I'm super empathetic and I could do that. So a week ago, you would have uppercutted Betty White for 10 million? Yes. What? You're crazy.

She's probably so nice. She probably would have given you that money for no reason. $10 million I could secure my life and then begin to attempt to try to make other lives better. You think you're going to be, hold on, hold on. You think you're going to secure your life with $10 million after assaulting Betty White? Obviously, I'm not going to get it. That money's gone. Obviously, I'm going to do it so I can be defound I did it.

The people that are viewing me are going to know it's me. I'm not going to do it in public. Like, oh, Betty White, how's it going? and then fucking Chris Hemsfield haymaker her, Chris Redfield just, and punch her the face. Punch like she's a fucking boulder. Boulder. Kingston.

They found Shiala Boff's He Will Not Divide a Flag in the middle of nowhere. Yes, someone will find out it's me. They will find out it's me. And all of Hollywood will sue you. You get Leonardo DiCaprio. You get like people like Leonardo DiCaprio and Ryan. Ryan Reynolds on the stand to accuse you of being the worst person in America

and everybody loves celebrities so they'll just believe them because they'd be right because you uppercut and petty white. I'd do it. I'd do it. I'd have it. I'd do it. I wouldn't feel anything about that. I'd be like, I would do it and I'd spend the money on shit quickly so they couldn't stop me

either. I'd fucking, they couldn't stop me. That doesn't stop anything. They're not going to get anything. Don't just take your stuff. No, I'm not. I'm going to. There's going to be fucking fungible assets, too. There's going to be shit they can't even exactly take. Don't say fungible assets.

Don't say that. There's going to be shit they can't really take. They're going to be like, oh, we can't take this star from you. Like, you can't. Is it going to be just monkey NFTs? Now what you're going to. The bunch of NFTs? Did you guys see, so like, we were going to talk about Eminem getting, getting these NFTs.

Did you guys see that guy who had all of his apes stolen? Yes He tweeted like All my apes are gone Or something It's like all my apes gone Is what he tweeted All my apes gone

What do you mean? What does that mean though? You know what an NFT is? I know what NFT is yeah Do you have you seen those monkey NFTs? Yeah how do he lose apes So doesn't he have the code for his apes only Did someone take the codes? Somebody stole him somebody stole

What a fucking dildo They got his non-fungible tokens Got funged And so he paid like I think 38 grand to get one of them back, which is like insane. But these stupid monkeys! I hate these.

I really can't stand these NFTs, man. Like they're the worst. These stupid fucking monkey NFTs, man. I can't fucking ape escape up in here. Bro, first of all, if you have NFTs, man, you got too much money. You got too much money on your hands already. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

If you own... If you own... If you own... If you own an expensive NFT, I think that is your way of signing. That's like a waiver that you've signed, in my opinion. I should be properly taxed. That's all it means to me. Oh, I should be properly taxed.

I should be taxed accordingly to how much I make actually. I should not have any tax write-offs. That's all it. When I hear you have NFTs, so you're not going to have any tax write-offs, then. No, no, no, no. It just means if you're going to buy nothing, then I'm, I have no reason to believe that I should not be able to take your somethings. Because everything is just completely meaningless.

I'm going to take from you. I'm going to take from you. I'm going to break into your house. I'm going to break into your house, steal your bread, steal your water. Go ahead and download a JPEG of the same things I just stole from you. Because I guess that's super valuable. I'm going to take your woman. I might even take your children.

I'll take everything from you. Your property is my property now. I'm taking. I'll take a picture of everything. everything I've sold from you and then you can own that photo. And it's like you've lost nothing. I'll take a picture of me coming in your wife and now you can own that. How about that?

That's your fucking payback. It is so, I hate this shit, man. Just so pirate-like. Because look, man, I understand cryptocurrency to some degree. Like, I get it. Even that is like, to me, a little bit ridiculous. Right now with Ramtruck's declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, get a low mileage lease on the 2026.

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into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. But at least I can understand the premise of it where like Bitcoin ends at a certain point. At a certain point, at a certain there will no longer be any more Bitcoin. So there is actually like some some of the scarcity there.

There is some of the scarcity. It's digital scarcity, so it's inherently kind of like not technically possible. It's kind of outward like weird in the way you think about it. But like I understand the digital, I understand bringing monetary value to the digital playing ticket

because it's already there. It's been there for a while. But it's just the idea of NFTs one. I don't have the money to even begin to really like prosper off it. And then, too, it's just inherently hearing about it, even if it's true, it just sounds silly. It just sounds so stupid. You're going to buy this picture that's going to be a picture that's only you own.

But I can screenshot this picture, and I pretty much have the same picture of your picture. So why the fuck would I even care? Why do I care about this picture in the first place? Because you own the rights to it, except you don't even. Because you can file a trademark. for somebody else's NFT, and then you own, you technically own the thing

that they paid money for, and then they can't sell it or do anything. It's, it's the funniest thing, I think, that has ever happened. You own a same part of his, tech space.

It upsets me because of, it, it just allows, like, predators, you know, digital predators to thrive. You know, so many,

so many people that you, uh, people, that I thought, you know, they seem pretty chill. And then you're seeing them kind of getting into it. And you're like, oh, okay, I know what you're really about now. I know what you're about, you know, like, you know what kind of guy you are. You're just, just squeezing money from fucking people, just trying to convince them to buy the dumbest fucking shit that they have like, it's, it's like, it's, to me, it's insidious.

You know how you can be like a, you can be a lord. You can buy a piece of land, a plot of land. Yeah. And as silly as I think that is, at least you actually own a plot of land that you could actually, if you had the money, you can go visit and be like, I own this little fucking piece of property or whatever. And I'm a lord now. Like you buy something from Scotland, whatever the fuck. It's actually something physical that you own. You know, like, I won't knock you for that ever.

Like this shit right here is just, it's just, it's the stupidest fucking thing. And I can't, I've heard every way people try to explain it into a way like, oh, it's like owning like a. piece of this company. It's like this, you know, you don't physically own a piece of the company, but you do. Like, they try to, I've seen them, it's trying to explain it in so many different ways. I'm like, you can't. At the end of the day, it's just fucking scumbaggery. I understand the argument, and I understand the, I understand why they believe it. But I do know that it's really, you're just not understanding that this does not have real tangible worth the way you think it does. All the worth is in, all the work, it's like art.

When someone's like, look at this piece of art. This art is with X amount of dogs. Like, no, it's not. It's just worth whatever someone's going to pay you for. You think it's worth that much. It's not worth that much. Yeah, yeah. It's a whole fucking mess.

But the thing that's, like, insane to me is that, like, this is starting to creep into video game spaces. Like, Ubisoft was talking about how, like, yeah, we're going to put NFTs in our game. And, like, what? Of course they would do it first. Yeah, yeah, of course it's Ubisoft. It could be Ubisoft first. But like, what the fuck does that even mean? Like, it's just all so...

And there was this guy who was, like, trending the other day who was like, NFTs are great for consumers and great for the player. And it's like, you're out of your fucking mind. The guy that he was tweeting about how, like, oh, you'll never have to worry about paid DLC again. And it's like, what are you talking about? It's so fucking, dude. Like, the idea of, like, oh, we have a new revenue stream.

Let's just get rid of the old one. That's never happened. They don't do that. Why would anyone do that? Right. It's just going to be another, it's just going to be yet another avenue of, like, companies trying to nickel and dime you after you've already purchased something

that was apparently not even worth the money because it's barely complete. Unless you pay for all the other. It's so backwards and stupid, man. It's so dumb. So dumb. Yeah. Eminem got one. And I, because I saw it trending where it's like some of guys like,

I just sold Eminem my, this board ape. and it's just if you look at his Twitter profile it's his profile picture Eminem? Yeah yeah It's just all of these rich fucking celebrities

They're all They all figure it out Oh it's an easy way to make Some quick money I can just make some quick money Off of suckers And that's what I don't like Yeah I don't care if you find

A quick way to like say It was harmless If you got into Doge real quick He made a couple of bucks What off of it You're not really fucking anybody over. I can't really say anything to that, but when you, this NFT thing, you're going to sell, so Eminem bought this thing, and then he's going to sell to some other piece of shit, right? Because

it's Eminem's NFT. And then Eminem's going to make way more money. And all he's doing is just selling something to a fucking fool, right? And just making money. That's all it is. That's all it is. And I feel bad because I'm like, Eminem, you know you're suckering people. That's the, what the fuck? To be fair, though, I do think, like, if you're going to be someone, if you're going to, if you're going to pay, if you're, if you have enough money to buy an NFT from Eminem, chances are I don't care about your, well, you know what I mean? Like, he's not going to sell his NFT to some fucking guy in Colorado who's just trying to feed his deal. He's like, you know, it's always, it's just these rich people ripping each other off. It's just so insane

Because one of the other thing you're going to realize That they're stupid monkey cartoon Isn't worth it? Did you see the cartoon that they made of it too? Like the show? No. Oh my God. It is so

Fucking ugly. I can't believe it. I didn't think anything could be uglier than Big Mouth. But they did it. They really fucking did it. I think it's like Red Ape. Red Ape family. Mm.

And it's just awful. It's some series. I don't know what it's on. I think it might just be like independent on YouTube, but it's, I've never seen an uglier looking fucking show in my entire life. This is disgusting. I can't wait for this shit because at a certain point,

it's going to die down, I imagine. And I can't. Oh, for sure. Like, one would, one would hope. That is, that is the hopeful interpretation of the future.

Because like, If the future is just NFTs, I think it's going to be wildly depressing. The Red Ape Family, Season 1, Episode 1, NFT series. It is so ugly. What is this, bro? The likes and dislikes are disabled. Oh, dude, yeah, no. It's wild.

I really don't understand how, like, what's even happening. I don't know where Sweeney went Sweeney just vanished Yeah In the middle of that conversation Yeah I don't know I hope he's still recording That would be nice

Hopefully it wasn't like say His computer got shut off Or some shit or I don't know He did this He put his finger up Oh so he did do the one I didn't see that okay

But like you didn't type anything Right You know I was just looking at His His uh So he typed his email into the chat And uh It says Y mail

It's definitely of g-fam. No, no, no. Why mail? He is Yahoo Mail. Oh, that's not, isn't it just Yahoo?

Yeah. Isn't it just Yahoo.com? Not Ymail? Look, I don't make the rules, all right? Unless that's something that I just, just not aware of. I'm not aware that YMail is actually an address. Right now with Ramtruck's declaration of deals,

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Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

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Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Yeah, I don't think it is. But I remember I thought it was for a period of time. So I don't know. Maybe he's... Where the hell did he go? I don't know.

Maybe he's had to have sex with his roommate real quick. Maybe his girlfriend was breaking up with him in the middle of the room. He just didn't see her because she's not real. I saw you fucking whatever. I don't know. He just did some crazy shit. I saw you looking at Gilean Maxwell's... Yes.

What? What? Well, while we wait for Sweeney, this dick-off thing. Right. You're the rock parody is being suppressed. Yeah. Yeah, it's, I don't use this term loosely either. It is literally shadow band on YouTube.

and not just the version itself, but uploads that I'm doing personally. So if you look at my, yeah, right? So if you look at my second channel that I, it's just a throwaway channel, I uploaded a couple of, what do you call those, A couple of those gay rock parodies. Whatever. Ha ha.

It went pretty far. Cool. The way that it was trending, it looked like it was good. Oh yeah, this will probably hit like 10 million in a week. Cool. All right. And then it just stopped at like 2.6. It just stopped.

There's in the same place. It was the last time I checked like three weeks ago. So, yeah. So people were telling me, right? They were like, okay, I've been trying to search this shit and it's not showing up. And then a second extended version. I uploaded. And then it just fucking, it just, it started gaining steam again.

Because it was at like 30K. And then all of a sudden it ends up at like 140K and then it just stops again. And I was like, huh, what's happening? This is fucking weird. And it got taken down once on Instagram. It got muted a couple of times on TikTok. And the reason I'm mentioning this shit is because there's so many re-uploads that aren't being fucked with. It's specifically, and I'm confident that the Rock and his people,

just know that I did this shit, and they're like, we're going to fuck. They're not even going to just like ask me, send me an email to be like, could you please take this down? Because I would. I respect the Rockin'clock or I would take it down. At this point, no. No, at this point, I wouldn't. I wouldn't take it down either.

If it was in the very beginning, if the Rock was like, hey, man, my image, this is this, and that, I'd be, all right, fair enough. Like, you know, I was just fucking around anyway. I don't care. No, no, no, no, no, no, you know you got to do there. You got to do it. All right, how much? How much? You got extort.

You got extort. How much is you not singing about cock, dick, and come work? You got to extort. Like, what is that? That's the, that price. What's that price? Hey, man, sometimes. Yeah.

You got to make your, you got to get your bag. That's a good thing. I would distort anyone, bro. I would distort my own family members, bro. I don't give a fuck. I'm fucking, I'm not a hero. I'm not a hero at all. I don't fucking care.

I don't even shit. For money, I'll fucking turn it to a villain. That's a good point. Yeah, I guess at this point, yeah, I would want some type of compensation. $4 billion. $4 billion. You stop talking about Dick.

Or I'll afford it everywhere, even better quality, and you'll never be able to get away from it. Everybody goes to like Dick. I was thinking maybe like a couple grand, maybe. Nah. Yeah, I was thinking, like, how much it should have made on like, accumulative with all of the,

the stuff that happened, like with the shit being taken down and everything, I would be like, just give me what I'm owed. Just give me what I deserve and then it'll go away. Pay me what you owe me. Pay me what you owe me. So I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it with a Will Smith now. I'm going to do it to Will Smith next. Oh my God.

Just the most loved people, just attacking them trying to dirt them. I'm making a pretty much like in dick. That'll be so fucking, so fucking good. Will Smith, they'll, it'll be the fresh prince, it'll be the fresh dick. I'll ruin you. I'll ruin you. Fresh dick. I don't like, fresh penis. There's, there's, like, I have, I have, I have, I'm not going to go down this lane pretty far. I'm not, because it's just, it was supposed to be just one and done. But I am, I do have a vendetta against, uh, Dwayne the Cock Johnson now. And we got beef. We, we got beef now because of this. So, I'm going to upload, not only on my main

channel, I'm going to re-upload it. the cover. I'm going to make a fireside chat type of video where I'm going to address the rock specifically. I'm going to call them out. Quit fucking with my shit, man. You know, I'm going to make this

way bigger than it needs to be. And then I'm going to tell everybody to please download and repost it to wherever. Just, just you know, just make sure it sticks around forever. And now, I was being nice, because I didn't want to address him as the cock. Because everybody was saying missed opportunity.

It should be the cock. Don't call him the rock, call him the cock. I was like, ah, I just, you know, I don't want to, I didn't want it to stick. You know, I was just like, ah, whatever. In the very small off chance that I was like, what if the rock actually sees this? I don't want it to just say the cock.

Like, that's just immediately disrespectful. He probably wouldn't even find that funny at all. You have him singing about about, Sucking dick I want to massage the main vein prostate exam so insane You are literally

Literally already calling him The most proudly muscular gay person on the planet And you were like I'm not gonna call him the cock That's too far That's too far for me I feel like his ego is so big At least just address him by his name

That's what I was kind of name is Johnson Which is It's so much worse for him The way to cock Johnson. So now, from now on, is now the cock. And I'm going to, I'm going to lean into this a lot more. Or there's already people that are like, because I found a filter on TikTok and then I made another thing. And people are like, all right, we get it.

And I'm like, no, you don't get it. I'm only doing this because he's fucking with my shit. That's it. Like, it's literally, I don't even care about this shit anymore. I have other things I need to do. but yeah it's just kind of why would

I almost feel like and I'll just say this I almost feel like it's probably some some assholes on his team or someone on his behalf that's just trying to protect him and probably the rock if he saw it

and would have just been like aha it's funny or that's stupid and then just ignore it forever and that's it yeah but like why is my channel be a fuck with man what if he sings it

and if that I can't like even that can't even I can't even process that actually happening because I wouldn't even know what to do with that point it's about dick it's about dick I wouldn't even know to do that he would never do that though he's always he's always in character

you know he's always like he's never not in character he's always just this upstanding guy that's just inspirational and shit he can't talk about dicks and stuff yeah he's always doing some nonsense like unveiling I've ever said nigga before Bill Gates

Maybe in a movie role I don't know Like I know he was in What was in that movie was it Fuck I can't remember But he played like some guy With an afro and a baseball bat And everyone was making fun of him

I can't I forgot Oh journey in the center of the earth That No No That's not that movie Chris I think it's getting shorty or something That's what made even funnier

You're like Oh journey that's what is that one right He was right? He was like, oh. No, it wasn't. That's the one where he's riding the bee. When he's riding in a pimp truck and journey his sense of the earth. No, and he's driving the bees, flying the bee into the sky.

And there's like the bird that tries to kill him. But he doesn't have an afro and a baseball bat. And it's Louise Guzman and Vanessa Hudgens and Josh Hutchison. And they're trying to get to the volcano of gold. It's definitely not. He says the N-word? Yeah, he says the N-word in that. Watch out.

Disney movie? He says it to Vanessa Hudgens. It's warm here, nigga. And then that's it. It's pretty human in this bitch, nigga. He can say it, though, right? He can say it, right? He's half a nigga.

Absolutely. Are you going to tell him not to? I mean, with some help, I might. Dude, Simone. You know Simone niggas already say it, even just full-blooded Samoons. I know Samoan niggins that say it. Yeah. And I don't say a damn thing.

I just like, well, there you go. You should understand the history of that word before you use it. And I just stick quiet. I mean, there's a lot of Samoan Crips in Long Beach. And they say nigger more than niggas. It's actually, it's pretty impressive. You kind of just watch and you're like, wow, I like that. It's always the near niggas.

The ones that aren't niggas exactly, but they're near it that say it the most. Puerto Ricans, Dominicans, Samoans. Mexicans They're not quite niggas But they're nigger adjacent They always say it They always say it the most Yeah

I don't know why But hey You know More power to them I guess I don't know I'm not talking to someone I can say that N word I just shut the fuck up

Fucking I think I think Neo said it too In the new Matrix movie Twice I think he said He's yeah Twice

You know he's he's the one You know who can say it Whoa, I'm the one nigger. And that was it, right? Was that it? No, no, no. Well, I think so, yeah. He's like bending his reality and he's like, I am the only true nigger, actually.

In fact, this word is about me particularly. I know kung fu, nigger. I know kung fu, nigger. So we all have different experiences with this new Matrix movie. Sweeney, you saw it entirely, right? I saw half of it, and Derek saw none of it. So we have the entire gamut of experience when it comes to this film. I saw half of it. One of us saw none of it.

One person finished. Let's review it. Yeah, right? Why not? People do that now? I think I saw a game review kind of recently where the guy was like, I didn't finish this. I was like, all right. I guess we'll just do, we're just doing whatever the hell we want now. Basically.

But, yeah. So what was your, what was your take as the only person who's actually finished? It was, I've never liked Matrix that much. I'm going to be very real with you. I thought the train fight scene in the first one was really good. I thought when he fought Neo in the subway, when he fought Smith in the subway, really cool idea.

That wasn't the first one. That was the first one. You're talking about, yeah, when he does that like hypercombo on him and shit. Yeah, the first one. No, no, no, you're thinking of Spider-Man 2. The train. I don't think you're thinking of Spider-Man 3 with the Sandman.

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365.

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That's so gross sounding. That is fucking gross. Why? Get me some Betty sauce or something. I beat you. Like some gross fucking 1930s shit. Dude, you know,

you know, one of the most disgusting, I heard somebody, I can't remember what was, I think it was at a rest stop, like, you know, those places where,

um, if you're on road trips, you pull over and there's like, it's kind of like a, like a really small mall. It's like a much of different food course and like, it's like a, some generic kind of target style place.

Right. It's for like road trips. I remember being in a food court one day and somebody went up to the counter of like a burger king and they asked, Do you have any horsy sauce? And I... Did you kill them? I'd never heard that before.

No, I was like eight. I never heard that before. And I haven't heard it since. But is, is horsey sauce a thing? It's not. So I've heard it one time. What the fuck is horsey sauce? I've heard it one time.

I've heard it one time. It's because, uh, uh, uh, Ethan Klein has an intern. that's like, you know, he's just some guy, some tall fucking guy with long hair and shit. And I remember putting on the HB podcast at some point just in the background. And they're trying food. They're doing, like, let's eat a bunch of disgusting fast food or whatever. They go to Arby's, and this guy just keeps going on about it.

He keeps saying horsy sauce. And I'm like, what the fuck is horsy sauce? It just sounds so stupid. Why would you put it on anything? Like, it's horsey? Does that sound appealing to you? Like you want to put that on your burger? Like, but it's apparently it's a sauce that, I'm assuming horse radish.

Yeah, it's horse. So I'm looking it up right now. It's horseradish and mayonnaise. Oh. So that's horsy sauce. But listen, horsey is such a big sauce. I guess so, yeah. But horsey is just such a gross.

I don't know. There's something about that word that's like, oh, look at the horsey. I don't know. There's something about. that rubs me like the real like something disgustingly jovial about it. Yeah. I sound like a retard saying that as a grown adult. Horsey sauce?

Oh my lord. Horsey, horsey sauce. Can I get some horsey sauce? I said, shut the fuck up, man. Man, the amount of the amount of podcast that say the most egregious shit ever and they're like, hey, here's fucking, uh, the family. friendly kid sponsor and then they're like talking about their fucking assholes and shit and I'm like sponsored by Disney yeah yeah yeah but we're minorities we see that gives us the pass son we can

we can do it even more no they think they we think that but they they they it's like oh great this is another this is another another batch we don't have to talk to another man that's why we got to turn the videos off and be like they're two thirds black and two thirds Hispanic god damn it's a terrible combination that's all we don't want here. Welcome to the White Tank podcast. The White Tank. Yeah.

We should do the White Tank one day. Christopher Williams. We all dress like ghosts and we do the white tank. Oh my God. No. Oh my Lord. We should for April 1st, we should, I desperately want to do this. I want to sit here and start recording. We'll do a clap sink and everything. And then I want to sit. in complete silence

in just absolute like we'll just do stuff on the computer or just like leave all together leave it recording and do absolutely it'll be like an extra one it won't be like the it it won't be the episode

but I feel and somewhere in it we will drop so I like it like somewhere within it they have to watch you gotta watch it to figure out what it'll be like an hour and five minutes

no someone will snitch the first the first word gonna be like an hour and 10 minutes in or something and uh... I like a barren episode it reminds me of Rockwell's modern life the big heads had a son and he was trying to like sabotage his fucking

filmmaking career and he was doing the shittiest stuff but then it was getting rave reviews like overexposed film just 10 minutes of black and then it was like oh they do it again I loved it

or a jar of mayo it was just the whole entire episode was just a just a jar of mail and it was a hit I love that. I love that show so much. That was crazy that they did that. Yeah. Dude, in that fucking, that wacky deli thing

that they created, that was fucking the original YouTube poop man. That, that is sure, yeah. It's, I'm like, oh, no wonder I like this stupid shit. No wonder. I know what my city you were gay from it.

You were predisposed to it. You were like, as a child, you were like, this is funny. And I'd say, you got, like, I, what was it? I am the cheese. I am the most popular character in the whole show. And it's just that.

Over. And I am the cheese for fucking ten minutes. It's the dumbest shit. Oh, man. Rocko's mind of life was great. It was fantastic. It's definitely one of my... This new Matrix movie was basically a huge shit post.

too. It was pretty much them meming about the old movies. You gotta have bullets on. It's like, bro, suck my dick now. It was, it was like, it was weird, so I didn't finish it, right? How was the choreography? Right now with Ram Truck's Declaration of Deals,

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I think I saw billboarded years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We were always, open or a call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan.

From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Bad. Not good. It wasn't. Really? You can see their age.

You can see their age in the fight choreography because Keanu can't do what he. Keanu, he used to be hurting himself, I'm sure, in some of the movies he was in, you know? Interesting. Like, he would be pushing himself pretty far because he did his own stunts before. Right. So, like, now you can see, like, you know, like, he's not quite as spry as it used to be.

Yeah, he's definitely, he does a lot of. He's like 62. He's like 60. He's 62 years old. I think so. I heard something. No, he couldn't have been 40 when the first one came out. I don't know, man. Age? I mean, he was older. Oh, 57.

He's up there. He wasn't a young. He wasn't a child, but like, dang. That's a five-year difference. That's not that off. That's true. He's an old fellow. He's getting up to the point where, like, I remember when the first expendables came out, uh, fucking Sylvester Stallone was like 52 or 53.

And he's doing like all this. Oh, I'm like, what is happening? What are these old people doing these crazy-ass stunts now? It's, okay. They run out of money, bro. They run out of money. They're like, yeah. I got to make money again.

Yeah. That's so weird. It's so weird to think about that. Look, Adrian. I need money to buy, feed my serious, master porn. To feed my fake movie wife I need to make more I need more money

To feed my crippling only fans addiction I need to buy more I need to buy more $35 subscriptions End up really adding up to some serious money Eventually by the end of the year Adrian We need to make some of a buddy

Two people are doing His facts at the same time Adrian I need to buy I need to buy more steps for Philadelphia. I need to... Philadelphia needs more steps. I have new quay. I get right up through steps too fast, I need more steps.

I need more steps. I need to get more only fans. Beldofine hooked up the prices up a little bit. It was $25 and that was $30. Yeah. Beldofine's finally doing the porno. You know, she's actually sort of pussy. Like, I need more money.

I keep tripping over my own scrotta when I run up the steps. Yeah, yeah. My tentacles fucking... I can't feel them no more. hit me right there and feel like a cool breathe I don't know what's going on my bike my testicles look like a tent in the wind

Adrian I can't yeah you ever heard of Fansley you know the only fans they're done they're done

this is the future done hey hey Adrian I punched myself I punched myself Adrian I got a monkey

I got a monkey I got a monkey NFT Adrian Hey, Adrian, look at this NFT stuff. I heard it's the future. I heard this is going to be the new way that people are going to own digital media.

It's real crazy, Andrew. I sold my championship built for a monkey NFT, Adrian. It'll be worth it in the future because it's not fungible, Angie. I got rid of my statue in Philadelphia because they said this NFT was really cool. Look, it's my social security number. It was really cool.

who affects on it. And it's just like twirling. What is this social? Oh my God. I killed a black man in the ring and I felt nothing, Adrian. Here's my NFT.

I felt nothing about it. I let my best friend die because he fought some Russian guy, but he can't guess what? Porn. What are we fucking talking about? Anyway, the Matrix. I thought, Look, I saw half of it, and I honestly didn't hate it.

Like, I know a lot of people, like, were down on it, and I get it, because it is kind of annoying. But the meta stuff in the beginning, I kind of appreciated, just because it felt like, it felt like a movie where, because even in the movie, like, I don't know if, I don't care about spoilers for Matrix. I don't think anybody gives a shit either. I feel like our fan base would be people that like Matrix, but, like, also fuck them. I don't think anybody who's a Matrix fans actually gives a shit about this soft reboot thingy. If you were a fan of The Matrix, you would have seen this movie already.

That's how I feel about it. Because I'm not a fan of The Matrix. And you know what I mean? I'm going to watch it tonight, but I don't, it doesn't matter to me because literally nothing matters past the first one to me. Exactly. Yeah. Exactly.

The first one's the only one that's like balanced in any real way. I didn't even like the first one that much. Honestly, to be told. The first one's really good as an action movie. And the second one gets ridiculous where he's like talking to some, it's like the Matrix has reset itself. And I'm like, I don't care about that shit at all. Go away. Go away. Get out of here.

Like, fucking. That's the, yeah, like I said, as an action film in a sci-fi world, is pretty cool concept. But it's the choreography that really fucking holds up. That's what's so impressive about it. And then, too, there's too much CG. When he fights all the Mr. Smith, it's just like way too much siege.

That's not the first one. That's not the first one. No, that's the second one. And that's why it's kind of like, I think it's just done. That's what I'm like, get out of that shit. That's what I'm like, get out of here. But this movie is like, it's weird. It does like a lot of subversion of expectations in ways that I don't think people are, you know, you either drive with her or you don't.

But the idea is like there's people who are in the movie who are like, yeah, Warner Brothers wants us to make a sequel to the trilogy. And it's like, what? And he's like, yeah, they're going to do it with or without us. So we might as well do it. And it kind of feels like one of those things where it's like, yeah. it's not fantastic, but they're kind of... I don't know, I thought some parts of it were clever, even if... It was meta.

They leaned a little bit too heavily on... On certain... On old clips, I think, is all I'll say, but... I don't know, it's whatever. I didn't finish it, so I obviously didn't love it, but... So is a... I don't think it's terrible. I don't think it's the worst movie I ever seen.

They're going to make more of it, though. They're making at least, like, two more, I'm pretty sure. Oh, God. Did you see any of the game That they're that they're released inside of it Yeah the fucking Unreal Engine demo Right right right Unreal 6 did it 6 or 5

So I didn't have I don't have the console so I didn't download it Because you could if you had the PS5 or the X thingy You could have tried it yeah I'll try it I did try it It was cool Like there's so basically it was like it was this open world tech demo

it started off with like an on rails kind of shooter section where it just sort of like put you on like a it was like a time crisis style thing where you just kind of aim and shoot and you were on rails for the most part and I was like oh this looks pretty cool it looks graphically really impressive it's running at 30 frames per second which I notice

so it's not super impressive to me but it's trying to look like a film just like a film grain over it so I I get it it's cool but then they drop you into like an open world section where you can kind of explore and even though it runs at like 30 frames, which to me just bothers me,

what impressed me a lot about it was the draw distance is insane. For real? Like I saw zero popping at all. Which I don't think I've ever seen. It was all a rendered, I'm guessing? It was all just rendered in real time. It was like open world,

and there's like real time lighting and real time shadows. And it looks beautiful. Like when you're looking at like individual screenshots of it, it looks incredible. Like it just looks indistinguishable from real life to me. But in motion at that 30 frames,

you know, it, I don't know, like to me it wasn't super, it wasn't that impressive to me. But I know the digital foundry guys were really, were really impressed with it.

I can't do anything less than 60 anymore, bro. I can't. I can't do it either. Yeah. It hurts my eyes. Yeah. It's painful. Especially when it's like unstable,

when it's like 30 and it goes down to like 25 or whatever and it goes. I know it's like a pretentious cunt because I have like a good computer and all that shit but like I can't I just I can't do it anymore. I wanted to start I wanted to start pray and I'm going to start pray probably like

tomorrow because everybody's been telling me to play I played the system shock demo like I was on stream with you and I spent for 11 hours. Yeah you over did it. You overdid it. Yeah yeah that was a long stream but I stream for 11 hours and I ended it with the system shock demo and I was like this is really cool

It was like an immersive sim And I was like What other immersive sims are there And everybody was like It's just prey Pray is like the only Real one Apparently pray is a really really

Really big game I heard like really tight It is supposedly really good I'm gonna try it out tomorrow But like I tried it last night On my laptop And it doesn't run well on my laptop So I'm gonna be like

All right I'll just play it on my PC You have a gaming laptop? I do Ah Yeah But it doesn't run that game well It's also not super optimized Ah got you

So But for my PC I'm sure it'll be fine. Oh, you know, we could talk about? We could talk about the game of the year we've had, because we didn't talk about that yet. Did we? I thought we did.

Did we? Did we? Did we not? No, I think I think we didn't. I thought we were saying about. Or psychoanaut? We talked about cyclone. So I think we did.

No, I think we just talked about the Vito Game Awards, no? Oh, yeah. What would we have given the game of the year? other things that were in the video game awards we talked about. I don't know. Because we did an episode on the game awards. Right. I know that.

Huh. I don't fucking know. Maybe we answered a question that was relevant to that. Maybe it was just that. We'll put a pin on this one. Yeah, just in case. Because I don't want to retray. I'll go back and look, but I don't want to retread.

Gotcha, gotcha. And so let's get into some questions. Excuse me. Let's talk about bullshit. Right now with Ramtruck's Declaration of Deals. Well qualified current FCA lessees get a low mileage lease on the 2026 RAM 1,500 Big Horn crew cab 4 by 4 for 369 a month for 39 months with 4,099 due at signing. Tax, title, license extra, no security deposit required.

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

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let's talk about dick. Talk about dick. I've been eating, I've been inhaling pizza, so my stomach's a, a fucking mess. Nice. You know what's crazy? If I don't eat pizza for a very long time and I do eat pizza, I get a little queasy

because of how greasy the pizza is. Yeah, the mountains of grease. I get like, genuinely like I'm about to heap, and I'm like, what the fuck's going on? It's never happened to me before. It's so good. I'm in pain, but, like, It's so good.

It's about dick. James Passmore. James Passmore wrote in. He said, what feature do you think will be removed from YouTube next? Personally, I think the skip ad button is next. So they got rid of the dislike button. There's a plug-in right now that you can use to kind of bring it back, which, you know, thank God. We'll see how long that lasts.

But, uh, look, yeah. So I don't know. I understand the whole dislike button thing. I never understood why it mattered. Because I don't dislike videos. I've never done it. I've never, ever done it. I'm just kind of like, yeah, whatever.

You don't use videos either. What do you mean? So, I'll put it this way. I'll put it, I'll put it this way. As an editor, sometimes I'll go around on YouTube looking for specific sound effects, right? And there'll be videos that are like maybe like 45 seconds. It'll be like a compilation of sound effects for like a very specific sound that I'm looking for. And there's a bunch of uploads of this sound effect, but not all of them are the same sound effect.

It's something like car door slamming. and you're looking for a very particular one. And I'll go through all these uploads, and the quickest way to tell which one is, or what videos are just spam or, like, low-quality garbage or, like, blown out or, like, dumb, is you click on the video and you look at the dislike ratio. Because no one's, like, no one's mass disliking sound effects

unless they're just bad, you know? And I've been able to, like, really speed run the accuracy of which I'm able to find these things just by looking at the dislike buttons. I've learned to trust the dislikes on those types of things because it's always right. It's like, oh, this one has a tunnel dislikes. This is not the thing I'm looking for.

And then I find one with like overwhelming majority likes. I'm like, all right, what's this? This is good stuff, probably. And then I'll download it, and it turns out it'll be the right thing. Okay. For tutorials and stuff also. You will never know what a good tutorial is ever again unless you watch the whole video.

Stuff like you, have you ever tried to install a program and you're like, oh, I can't figure this out or like... Well, I learned how to edit off of YouTube and I was just like I clicked one thing and it worked for me. And it has like, because I don't know because I feel like I've seen videos that I don't know why they have dislikes or they have dislikes, you know? And I'm just like, what the fuck are dislikes here? Right. Right. Right. Right.

But like, I don't know, usually there's some reason. Like, oh, hey, the guy in the video is a pedophile. Whoops. But I think, but I think, I don't know. Go ahead, sorry. No, yeah, yeah, yeah, go, go. No, I'm going to say to that point, I actually have a very different experience with, I don't rely on the dislikes and I rely on the comments.

Me, it's, I think the comments are much more important than the dislike ratio because a lot of times I don't know what's going on. Like, here's an example. I saw a, this was a Codor thing, right? It was like, I just needed to get some fucking puzzle real quick. Now, the puzzle was in German, but if you just looked at it, you can still follow it. people disliked it because it was in German Sorry Russian it was in Russian

And they disliked because like fuck Why isn't it in English? You can still use it But people kind of wanted to still read The English version of it So people disliked it wasn't a bad It wasn't bad information But if you see the comment section

People are complaining about what's the actual problem Or like say if I'm doing a tutorial Usually if you go down and read And what I like to do instead of the top rated I see the newest I filter the newest comments Usually the newest comments will be like Oh this is fucking

trash or oh this really helped it usually is like that's how i typically operate things because um like say i still edit a lot with audacity because i'm just fucking lazy like i'll just do audacity and uh and uh and uh audacity tutorials are disliked to hell because for whatever reason the information will be good but everyone has fucking trash audio like it doesn't make sense as they're explaining the tutorial about a fucking digital audio workstation they sound like complete garbage and I think it pisses people off. They're like, why do you sound like ass or I have to turn my audio all the way up to hear you even though the information is correct?

So like, they're disliking the fuck out of this tutorial because this idiot couldn't fucking figure out how to boost his audio. I just, I can't use, I understand what you mean by that. I just, I can't, I can't trust anyone on internet, period. Likes or dislikes or anything because of the fact that I just, like, even comments, like, I have looked at comments about like D&D shit that I know is true. And people like, like, his mass disliking is a thing. People just do, like, I just don't, I can't.

When it comes to people, it's not really though. It's a thing only because no it's not. But it's not. Like, I know what you mean. It happens like maybe one percent of the time, actually. Yeah, but one percent of the time with trillions of people's a lot, you know, I guess. Yeah, but like who does it happen to? It happens to like big corporation.

That's what I mean. It's like this isn't, their angle on this get rid of the dislike thing was like, oh, it's for creators, like, mental health or whatever the fuck. It's like, it's for the audience and for the creators, but it's like, it's for the audience and the creators. It's for like Apple or Activision when they put out a call duty trailer and they don't have to address the elephant in the room because they have a bunch of fucking predators working in their offices and like a CEO who threatens to kill women. And that's not, and it's not reflected at all. in the new Call Duty trailer, which only shows the positive. It literally doesn't affect anybody positively, except for, like, massive corporate.

Is this going to be like, oh, we can't. I don't look it. I look at it. I'm not a fucking 13 or 14-year-old girl, so I can't, I don't have the same experience. But I will say, I know these fucking little kids, when they see like four dis, you know, when they're, when they get, you know,

because they're barely getting any likes at all on a video. Like say somebody puts a video on on YouTube and they get maybe a total of 10 likes and if three of them are dislikes that ratio looks fucking gross on their video It just like when you see like it's not when it's not overwhelmingly positive in the 90% all It looks gross. It fucks with them now I'm not what I'm saying is I'm not even I'm just playing devil's advocate here I know these fucking soft-ass motherfuckers that did why they keep experimenting with maybe we're taking away Dislikes on Instagram I've seen this the experiments on people's post where it'll just say two names and then others have liked this post.

I can't even find the post I like on Instagram anymore. I don't know what the fuck. That's a real problem I have. Like, I have liked a lot of videos. Many of them are super fucked up, but I can't find the liked videos anymore. It's,

I don't know what's good. Like, I just, I'm, because I, I'm not even agreeing with that stuff, but I, I know there's a lot of very sensitive people that I am sure that

will not come out and say, but they're actually happy this shit's gone. I guarantee you. There's a lot of people that were just so hurt because we've been doing this for so long. It doesn't hurt. Actually, when I see a lot of dislikes on a video, which is rare, but when it happens, I laugh. My first instinct is to laugh. Like, what the fuck happened? If that ever happens, I'm like, what the fuck? Like, it's just a natural reaction. You can make a joke around yourself. You can make a joke at it. First of all, it's so rare to see. And then it's like, it's like, when I made a video about, because my mixed audience, I made a video about I was shitting on, I was laughing about the people that were all so worried about Biden winning the presidency. And I just, like, the same thing I did for Trump all of them years ago.

I just had fun with everyone to shut the fuck up. You know, we're going to have a president for a years. You're not going to like them. Time's going to move on. But there was a healthy amount of dislikes on there because there were so many people that were so worried about Joe was going to turn it into Venice. Swailer or some shit or you know like those people. So they found it and listen like and I'm looking at it and I'm laughing at it because I don't, my ego isn't hurt.

I'm not like, oh my God. They did they did it to me. I'm just like, he's fucking people. He's fucking like who even does this shit. Imagine getting one million dislikes. Like that would be like one of you guys like one of you guys is like upload a video to me. It's like yo, what the fuck? I wouldn't laugh at that because I'd be like, yo, what I do to them all?

What I do to all of them? Right. And see, that's why like I personally, I was, you know, I'll just say I'm, I understand both sides. I understand one side more. Like say, I'm more of a, well, just keep it up. Who gives a fuck? Shut the fuck up.

Just keep it up. Let everybody, the people that do have fragile eagles, right? They're already, you can already remove it altogether, right? You can remove the comments and the likes or dislike. So there was already a solution, which I feel like the corporations that were worried about looking bad or anything. They should have just removed it in the first fucking place. Who cares if people are salty that it's gone? They can't say anything.

Right. You can't say anything. You can't do anything. So to me, that was the whole thing where it's like, just leave the system the way it is. But I will say, I know there's fragile pussies that are happy as fuck that this is gone because they were tired of getting their feelings hurt that a few people dislike their shit. You know, and I say grow the fuck up. But I know there's plenty of people. I can't even imagine it. Like, to me, it's like it bothers. To me, it bothers me that they're gone.

It irritates. Because it makes everything look so... It's like you're missing an entire facet of data when you're looking at your own statistics. Or when you're looking at the analytics to your video, it's like, okay, this video got 100,000 views or whatever. And it got 15,000 likes. Right now with Ram Trucks Declaration of Deals,

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Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

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Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Without the dislikes, I don't really have a full picture of the engagement of this video. Like, I don't know, like, is that, did I get 15,000 dislikes? Did I get 200 dislikes? Like this is, I have to go into the fucking YouTube studio. I got to go into the back end to see that shit. It's just kind of annoying.

Yeah, you go an extra step to see the data instead of just like right there front of your face. Which is like what I hate about all modern web design. And it's just the fact that like, hey, you know that thing that used to be right there? Well, now it's in a sub menu behind a little bubbly button. And it's like, why? Just leave it the fuck alone. Like I remember when they when they updated Red. to be all bubbly.

Yeah, I remember. I was like, this is fucking so disgusting. It just looks like kid shit. I don't know. I don't know. It's, it's, but there's a way where you can like undo it.

If you just type in old instead, like if you type in old where the WWW is, it'll change it to the old Reddit. Gotcha. And it just, it works so much better. It conveys so much more information. You can do more on the same screen than you can in the new one.

And to me, it's just bad design. If I have to go 40 more. It's the same thing. with a subscribe button how like hey you want to see your you want to see posts from people it used to be subscribed now it's like you subscribe you ring the bell you toggle the bell to all notifications or whatever yeah that's like because that's not what a subscription is that's that's that's that's fucking insanity right it's it's and they're fucking explanation for that was like well some people

subscribe to so many people and so and some certain creators make so many videos in a day we thought it would be better for you like how are you trying to tell me what's better for me i You don't know me, bitch. I subscribe to them. I don't know. Also, there's a very simple way to do that. You just like, if they upload multiple videos in a day, update it so, you know, like, hey, the first video goes up and it notifies you.

And then maybe in your notifications list, there's like a submenu of all the, all the videos that kind of were posted by that channel in the same day. That would. Like, why not just do that instead of changing the way everything fucking works? That would work beautifully. Very stupid. Yeah. So yeah, obviously, the whole, yeah, getting rid of the thing, at the end of the day,

especially when you argue that they already, you already have the option to remove the likes and dislikes. What's the point of just removing this? I guess it's just for to still look somewhat prestigious to where you can still see all these likes on some shit, like say, talk about quality or whatever. It's a face, is a fake positive. So I understand what you mean by that. My instinct is just like, I don't care enough. to, I just don't have the, I don't have the effort in my heart to be like, I don't like this and I'm going to dislike it. You know, if I have a problem at best, I'll comment. If I have like a serious problem with something. But I haven't commented on a video on YouTube since I was like fucking like 19 maybe. I still comment, but it's always like, I don't, I can't remember the last time I've commented something negative. Um, unless somebody, sometimes when I first upload a video, I'll catch the first few, you know, whatever is upvoted.

And sometimes one slips through the crack where somebody says something really stupid and it's been upvoted. And I'm like, all right, motherfucker. I have to reply to them. Just like, it's just me being salty for like five seconds and I have to like say something quippy. But it's not like negative. It's just like usually like some snarky bullshit. And that's like as close as because I still try to feel like I'm somewhat engaging. Like, all right, all right.

Video's been up for a few minutes. Send a little love. Maybe respond to like one or two comments and then I'm fucking done. I respond on like Twitter way more. because, I don't know, there's a lot of R-worded people on there that have a lot of fun stuff to say. So it just tickles me. It just tickles me.

But yeah, Twitter's made for that. Yeah, it is. It absolutely is. Yeah. But, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right. Landon Hanson wrote it and he says, Hello, Snark Trinity. Since the Ramey Spider-Man trilogy is rated PG-13, if you were to throw one naughty word in each movie,

where would you put it? Oh, I would have Norman call Harry to F word. Easy. Like when they're arguing about, get what you left from her and get to throw her away, you know, I'd be like, don't be such an F word, Harry. Get where you're going to get, then get her out of her. I'd be like, yeah, Norman.

Get what you need from her and broom her fast. And then Prumer fast. I would fucking, I would love him to throw the F word out at him like that. Or have Uncle Ben saying, fuck. I got so wrapped up in the F word. What's question? Hello. He said,

since the Stark, oh my gosh, since the Sam Ramey Spider-Man trilogy is rated PG-13, if you were to throw one naughty word in each movie, where would you put it? Gotcha.

Okay. All right. I would definitely want the, I would definitely want Black Suit Spider-Man to say the N-word. That'd be good. That'd be good. Yeah.

No, no, no. He's not even a Black suit. It's like when he's on the street. And then someone bumps in and he yells to anyone at somebody and then walks up. Okay. For a PG-13 movie, is that one of the acceptable slurs? No, it's not. No, no, no, no.

No, it's not. You can't put that word in. If that words in a movie, it's rated R movie instantly. There's no, there's no movie where that exists. It's Scorsese. Immediately directed by Scorsese. As soon as that word is brought up in the script, Scorsese, he gets a fucking thing. Oh, okay, I guess I got some work on me.

I got to go. I gotta do this. Pul fiction would be a PG-13 movie if what you call never said the N-word in it. Also, when Dr. Octopus is dropping Aunt May, I would want him to say pussy fingers instead of butterfingers. Pussy fingers?

I feel like it would be disgusting. I want him. He drops Aunt May and screams the N-word. I want to, Like when a, when, when, when Spider-Man says that homophobic line to Bonesaw. Oh, like I want him to actually lean into the homophobia, though. I wanted to say something like lead, like real, not cool. That's a nice outfit.

Did your husband make it for you? What are you gay? What are you gay? You, you effing F word? You know, princess? No, you know what it would be great. If when black suit Spider-Man takes, um, takes, uh, Eddie Brock's fucking camera and throws it. And he's like, see you jump?

What he says, see you effort. And he jumps into the day. That'd be great. See, Edward. And he does that, like, really high jump. He takes his camera, he takes his camera, shoots a picture of his dick, breaks it, see ya, jump. He jumps out.

Removes a C-Bio from his crotch for a moment. Takes a picture of it. It's black for some reason. His dick is black. His dick is black. It goes back over. And it's print. You can see it printing out of that.

The husk of the destroyed camera. That would be so great. Oh, man. We should have been able to make the Spider-Man film, man. It would have been better. It would have been fantastic for sure. It would have definitely drawn in a different audience, though. It would have been way better than Spider-Verse.

It would have been... Better in a Spider-Man video game. All of that shit would have been... To Spider-Man yelling the N-word and calling people with the freaking the flamboyant F. It would be great. Oh my God, all right Uh

Uh, Ppa, Pah, Pah, Pah, Pah, Bha Cuck. See you Cuck.

See you Cuck. Oh my God because he goes to the to the Jazz Bar with Gwen Stacy. Yeah, right after that, dude. See you Cuck.

Oh my God. You niggas have any idea what I've sacrificed? Yeah. He uses the hard R and everyone's like, you really didn't have to say that.

You really didn't have to say that. You really. didn't have to say that. You think anybody in that room would be like, listen, Norman, you don't have to say that. Are you kidding me? I feel like everyone would have been like, why would you say that?

No, no, everybody in that room would be like, we can say that now? Either that or they'd be, we don't even need to say anything else to Norman. He's gone. Like, we got him. Like, ladies and gentlemen, we got him. They high-fied each other? Exactly, exactly.

Big, yes. He's out. Papa John me and then he starts throwing bombs and shit you go Papa John me you and he gets up and he starts flying without a glider he has no glider when he starts flying and throwing bombs at people everybody's like what the fuck's going on is so he already said the one end bomb and then he just cut off the second when you knit whew and then it's him flying through at like the military base like flying my god Papa John am I Or you know.

He becomes a pizza-themed villain. He has these pizza bats that fly around and like cut people. Oh, my God. He has tomato sauce bombs. So when they kill people, you can't tell if it's blood or tomato sauce. I love it. His long pointy head is a big, long slice. And it like flops a little bit.

I love it so much. I love it so much. What is it? he called now? What is he, what is he called? I don't know. Oh my god. The green, his name's just pizza time. Pizza time. Pizza time.

Pizza time. Pizza time. Pizza time, a devour of worlds. We can't beat pizza time in direct combat. We can't. We have to find another means to stop him. He's real fucking slippery too. He's like covered in Greece. He's like Spider-Man can't get a whole of him. Like Peter is in, like Peter is

in bad shape. Like the way he was in a no way home It's nothing compared to how bad a shape he was in. I offer you friendship and you cheeszed in my face. I offered you pepperoni and you wanted pineapple. Now you'll die. And he just gets these fucking, these fucking calzone things. They ain't just their fucking sear. It's searing cheese.

Like it's like 900 degree cheese. They just squirts on you. And he was like, ah, ah! He just drizzles He just drizzles his enemies with Scald and bolted cheese Like you know that scene when the bomb Like blows up right

On fucking Peter says It's cheese And it's like grafting into his skin He's like it hurts It burns so much it burns I've never felt heat this hot I've never felt this kind of heat Oh my God

Oh my God I love it I've never felt this kind of heat before. Please someone help me. That'd be so funny. The fucking pizza time. His name is pizza time.

I love it. It's kind of a missed opportunity, in my opinion, that they didn't call the Green Goblin Glider Man. Glider Man. That's so stupid. That's such a dumb name, though.

It is dumb, but it's also like, I don't know, it rhymes. With Spider-Man, not in general. Right, right? The fuck? I got to happen. That's what I meant, obviously. Obviously, Glider doesn't rhyme with man.

Like what? Like, that's such a dumb instance. It rhymes with Spider-Man. You should call him Glider, man. Oh, my God. Maybe M. like pre-NFT Eminem could find a way to make that right somehow put that fucking in one bar

and everybody's just like well he he would do it if anybody could do it it's him it's good old slim shady they should make a green goblin NFT we should make a fucking pizza time NFT let's make pie man wait what's his name again pizza time pizza time

what's his name pizza time that's his name everyone's running away they're getting hurt, everyone's scared. It's like, who are you running from? Pizza time! Pizza time's destroying a city.

He's destroying. Just fucking scalding hot cheese at the cops. The cops are fucking dying. The fucking tomato sauce bombs. The tomato sauce bombs he's losing his shit. And then it rots and then like the rats come out

and he starts like a whole plague because the rats are feeding on all the cheese. Pizza time. The kids. a rat king Pizza time becomes the Rat King also he's just levels

and levels of shit that he has to deal with you're like how the fuck do we beat pizza you gotta get the Avengers

evolve to stop pizza time do we got to oh my god I love it his syrin hot cheese is actually able to stop

what you call it stop the Hulk and Thor like they can't beat his smoldering hot cheese Captain America gives up

he's like I can't stop him Like it's- He throws it Into the roof of The Hulk's mouth And then like a big Flap of skin burns off And he gets like really annoyed

He's like Oh, I gotta go home I gotta go home And the Hulk gets so annoyed He turns back in a Bruce Banner And then he kills him With a pepperoni A glider

A pepperoni Fucking um A blade Pepperoni He's like oh man I stink I love pepperonies He's just flying on a big circle

He's just flying on a big pepperoni And it's not even It's not even Technology There's a pepperoni It's a fly It's just a big flat cylinder of meat that he's fucking gliding around. Is there even like propulsions coming out of the pepheroni?

No. No, this is magic. This is magic. It's basically like, it's like a hang glider. He has to be somewhere high up already. And then he'll jump off, stand on his little fucking pepperoni. And then it'll like glide down with him. But he can't, he can't like.

He can't ascend. But he can use his cheese for leverage. He can start maneuvering angles. The cheese is so hot that when he shoots it, it rises. The pepperoni glidered him rises. It's so hot. It always rises. So that's how he flies around.

He is dismantling all the heroes of New York. How are you picturing him? Is he wearing the suit or is he, what is he wearing? He's wearing the suit, but it's just kind of like a, a pepperoni pizza palette of it. So it's like this place where there's white in and there's like a pepperoni on

his chest and then there's like his hands and the colors of crust. His fingers are crust. Oh my God. You say I'm not done baking. Oh my God. It's been a while since anyone's drawn anything. I mean,

please draw this. You guys please make people. pizza time. Please Pete your time. And why you're at it? Make a little pizza time junior. Make little Big you. Little pizza time junior.

There's a picture of Peter as emo Peter looking at him and then it's a baby pizza time. It's not hairy. It's a baby. It's so stupid. There's this conversation. It's a baby pizza time.

Just looking at him scared. This is got to be We have to Photoshop I have to Photoshop the Green Goblin As a pizza For this fucking thumbnail Yeah

Just like fucking Dude fucking Mesh his face Like the opacity Or whatever You say that shit Into a pizza Like merge his face

Into a fucking pizza It'll be perfect Dude Oh my god It should be called The coming of pizza time No Yeah

It's just gonna be called Pizza Time man That is the most confusing out of all of all of our freaking what you call us, our thumbnails, that is by far the most confusing. Oh, for sure. Because they are not going to be ready. Especially because we've already, we. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals, well qualified current FCA lessees,

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Just recently had a Green Goblin thumbnail.

We did. We did. We did. Queen Goblin. Goblin. Gobwin. Gobwin. Maybe even want to consider.

You don't have to do this, but consider using the Willem-Dafoe drip ones. I don't know. That's just an option. He's been looking pretty good, man. He looks pretty, I love how he looks. He dresses so nicely, but he has such a jovial like I'm up to no good smile on every picture he's in. He's just like, ha ha ha ha. Yeah, Willemst, Willemps, I was like gremlins too. He's just up to no good every time you see it, right. Like, what are you going to do now, Norman? I don't know. Probably

cause a set of fire. Something like that. Nothing too bad, but nothing good, though. Nothing good. Nothing really bad, but nothing good. That's his whole entire personality.

All right. Last question. I will gladly die on this hill Mega Man X-8 is a great game off. All right. That name again. Hello, Hispanic man, black man, and racial DBZ fusion of both men.

I want to add You'll ask you all something and you better answer I will fall into a manic depression What is it? What is this? Wait, what? Are you gay? Okay, okay, never mind. He doesn't ask this out with Chuck Chuck. He didn't ask anything. It doesn't it. It ends. He got it ends and I didn't What kind of yeah, I guess he's gonna, the petions happening, bro. He lost that fight. Okay, hold on one hour 41, 41 minutes. No, keep it in. Yeah? Yeah. Well, you know, yeah. Well, you He got us. He probably fucking got us.

He probably was like, oh, man, pretend you're going to read this, and then it's just not there. And he's like, I got you. It's like some devious shit that fucking pizza time would do. Classic pizza time. Classic pizza time setting fires in the middle of fucking nurseries. Classic pizza time. All right. A guy named Gray wrote in.

He says, hello chocolate peanut butter and Reese's Cup. What are your favorite, what is your favorite piece of media where you unexpectedly found Keith David. Mine is in an episode of SpongeBob SquarePants. He does the voice for the voice of the Chatterbox translation caller in Chatterbox Gary. Keith David voices Gary. He does one guess? He dies.

What? Holy shit. I don't think I know this episode. I don't think I know this episode. I do. There's an older one. Are you sure? Yeah. It's seen like every old episode. You ask that in the cadence of Tim Allen on fucking.

Are you sure? Chatterbots scary. Let me see. I fucking hate that that makes me laugh. It's so good. Anytime I naturally, it's... He's ruined me. You're serious? That guy's fucking ruined me.

Oh, man. You're serious? You serious? Yeah, because I think this is... Greedies and salutations. That's him. That is him. This is him.

newer. Just looking at the animation. This is way newer. I'm like, what the way? I haven't seen this shit in a minute. Oh my God. Dude, that's the shit. I didn't know. Holy fuck, that's the shit. I love it. Look at how much of children we are. They're all so excited about this. They're like, oh my God, it's Keith saying.

Greetings and salutations. It's him. It's a hundred percent key David. There's no way. That's Keith David. That's the shit, bro. I can't believe, but I, I can't believe. I'm totally, I think all SpongeBob is on Amazon Prime and watch the shit. I'm watching the shit when I get off. I had no idea.

I can't believe this is real. Private Allen. Private Allen, I've had enough telling you how to stop being a bitch. This is so weird. How did I not know about this? Yeah. Oh, that bothers me. He just keeps going.

Well, you found it. That's the answer to my question. Like, I had no, like, I would not have expected that. You know what's crazy? For me, it was the fact that he was the bore in Princess Monanoque. You probably haven't seen that. You might have seen it, Derek. No, I haven't seen it.

But he's the bore in Prince, Monoque. And I was like, oh, my God, that's Keith David. Because he's just the best. I look, all of my voice actor friends, which there are a lot. I love you guys. But we all know he's the king. He's the king. Keith David is number one, right?

Undisputed. Number one, I'm sorry. Undisputed. That's definitely the one, man. Like, that's, I can't. I did, I had no idea he was in SpongeBob. There's a, I just caught a frame of, a freaking, I just got a frame of Squidward with his face is all red.

And I was like, oh, look, Pizza Time got Squidward. Oh, my fucking God. Pizza Time is the villain of the century, man. It's fucking, and here's the thing. stopped. This needs to, I'm going to whisper this because I know some of the YouTube poop community people. I know the people that made like Peter Man or I know the guy that that runs that

shit. I'm going to bet, could you please whisper this to your fellow creators and get this into the series because it will make it. I guarantee it'll make it. Those guys are talented enough that they'll really make pizza time a real villain. You're serious. Does pizza time exist alongside Greek Goblin?

Or did Green Goblin, is Green Goblin's like history altered? He's Pete Sormon, Pete Osborne. He's Pete Sorbon, Pizza, Offer. That's such a, that is the stupidest transformation of my name I've heard in my life. Doblin, Pete Sorbon, Pete Soxmore, fucking pizza time. Pete Sorbonne. Dude, pizza time is going to be the reason why the sun fucking stops, man. He's going to turn the whole planet cold.

You can't stop him, dude. That's so fucking stupid. I love it. Are you crying, Derek? It's so stupid. It just, yeah, like, you know I love that shit. You know it, like, the stupider the better. Like, it's so unclever.

That's what makes it so good. The lack. their of originality is just so impressive Pete Sorbon they need them they need them they need them a

so they need to make they need to they need to make a fucking Sony movie with freaking pizza time as the main villain and I won't

that's how they kill off Tom Holland they gotta have pizza time kill off Tom Holland and then that's it and then it'll be Miles Marales fights Pizza Time and he dies too.

He gets killed on Pizza Time also. They're like, yo, he killed both of them. He killed both the spiders. Pizza Time murdered both the Spider-Man. I just cried. I just cried like a lot of tears. All right. Oh, my God.

That's the end. We're done. It's not going to get any better than that. It's really not. Yeah. We need sorbid pizza. Pets Pete Sorbin

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Who is shindler and what's on his list? racist snake, 10 hours of Sponsoring Malboja, relaxing sounds for stress relief, meditation, and deep sleep. The Discord Mod who agrees with age of consent laws and other fairy tales to read at night. Famous Twitch Yeah, famous Twitch Donator

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Wow, the list is getting pretty long, isn't it? Maybe I should shorten my name. John Strickland, Big Boo Sniggins, Merck's 1889, Downey McFrawny. Nice. Nigger McBigger. Nice. I look like a picture.

I look like an ancient picture of a black man. You know, like those old, like, really fucked up pictures at like a yellow wing. I feel like... Hi, I'm Paul. You got sauce by pizza time. That's all looked like to me. Ah, no. Yeah, you're sauce.

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As an inside joke Ryan Luchessey Fuck you Chris Half the time I only listen To the dumbass names I come up with Nice Uh Sloshy Scout

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Thanks for all the samples. Nice. And I release you from reading Imagine Dragons lyrics. Lobotomized Jesus is my and his merry band. And his merry band of figure and angats. Oh, God. I only stick. What?

The only stick I touch while driving is my penis. parentheses I masturbate while driving. Herosome is spicy mushroom. Dummy thick Dave. I give it a 9.5 out of 10. That's a pretty nice cock. Clowns are worse than racing. Chris April 24th, 2019.

I heard Malamato often fantasize about murdering Kingston and wearing his skin. Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, come inside my tummy. Jackson, Absege, Badly Brave, Hugger Derek, the movie theater manager, Aetherian, Chris Gate, my Padurian hunting ass, ass, all hands-on dick, follow retro skincast for anime aesthetic and anime screenshots from shit that wasn't cringe. Richter 86, and rounding our list out, as always,

is... Woo! Yep, the King of Half Hazard. King of Pizza Time. Pizza Time! He's following Peter throughout the entire first movie. Like every scene that you think he's not around, he's just in it, in the background. With a fucking scalding hot pizza thrown in someone's face.

It just came out the brick oven and he throws it in someone's face. I love it. Oh, man, guys. That's good stuff. That's it Yeah Goodbye Goodbye Peter

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