The Snark Tank - #95: Streamers are the Absolute Worst

Episode Date: January 17, 2022

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Spike Lee? Some f***. Don't worry. Woo! Chill out. Woo! The only spike I know is... Spiegel?

I was going to say the main character from Apiscape, who's far more memorable than Spike Spiegel. But welcome with the snark tank. Line before time, Spike. I could potentially agree with you. You're out of your mind. I said that you. No, you're fucking stupid.

Dude, Spike with his fucking net and that damn most damn monkeys that can't keep sale? I hate those guys, dude. I hate them. My favorite thing about Apiscape was that you were clearly a child, but you had like a very, it was like a 30-year-old man doing like the hi-y-year-old. All those, like, ridiculous, like... He was old. He sounded old.

I thought he sounded young. He wasn't a kid. It was like a man. That was a full-ass man. Maybe like an early 20s, like R-8. Yeah, well, you know, yeah, never mind. That's a grown-ass man. Forget it.

Exactly. That's an adult. But welcome to the Star Tank. We got a couple things to talk about today. Derek Scott is doing a little duck face. Sweeney... This is my face. Sweeney, you look like that guy in total recall on Mars.

His eyes are about to blow up. We got to So I want to get right into this because this bothers the hell out of me. And it's bothering the hell out of me because I keep seeing shit on Twitter about it. These streamers, these like big, like these massive streamers with like millions of followers and like hundreds of thousands of people watching them at once. They're getting these bands from Twitch and they're like really small slap on the wristbands like 40. like 48 hours or like nothing. And it's not like that one girl who like spread her asshole open or anything.

That was cool. That would be like, hey, yo, this is late. I would have called on my homies. Yo, guys, look at this. But yeah. But they're fucking, they're getting banned for their streaming television shows in their fucking entirety. Yes. And they're just like, uh, I got banned.

understand why. It is so infuriating to me that people can be that successful and that stupid at the same time. I mean, it usually comes hand in hand. It comes hand in hand a lot of times. It really makes you think, like, how often are people that are successful just idiots and how the fuck did they get there? Look, I'm so glad you brought this up, Chris, because I have a biased against Twitch.

I haven't really actively streamed on Twitch since Twitter. 2017 because they just upset me so much. However, if people are able to thrive on Twitch well, I'm like, I have nothing to say to them. It was just my personal beef. So when I saw, all I saw were the headlines that just said, Pocene and

DMCA, my natural inclination was like, what the fuck did Twitch do now? That was my immediate reaction. So I didn't even look into it until I saw a video, I saw Philip DeFranco, he came back and he talked about it. That's how I found out where I was like, wait, I was

mad at Twitch this entire time and it's these idiots streaming entire shows like what is this jinx? Is this fucking jinx bro jinx reacting? It just gave me flashbacks to old school YouTube. Twitch. Twitch sucks dick. I hate Twitch. I hate it so much to the point that we've been over

this though. All of these motherfuckers know better. They know better. Exactly. That's their breadwinning and they're fucking like how can you it's like it's like streaming guardians and it just came out and being like, what? I can't stream this Guardians of the Galaxy movie

right now on Twitch? It's like, no. You can't do that. What do you mean? I can't IRL stream Spider-Man No Way Home in the theater. I don't know if you're fucking stand. That's so ridiculous, dude. This is not fair. Fucking change your ways, Twitch. Look, I understand

that these guys are probably just doing it because they're just like trying to see how, like, how much they can get away with. I think this other guy, disguised toast, was like streaming death note, like the anime on and this this this

Polygon article is wild disguised toast has been banned from Twitch after streaming Death Note anime threatening the viability of the TV meta the TV meta on Twitch is just stealing content

and streaming it to people that's not a meta that's just the basic you can't you can't do that they're pretending it's a out of like the hot tub streams. Yeah.

And look, we saw it though. You saw it come back to life on we all know. And I feel like this is the commentary community's fault because they don't, there's not really a commentary community anymore. Like not in the way that it used to be where there was like a bunch of huge YouTubers that got millions of views and they would all talk about the same shit. And so like Idubs made that content cop about fucking reaction channels or something or

jinx or whatever. And it really kind of like people started. of focusing on that. And then React World was a thing. Everybody got mad at the fine bros. So everybody was kind of on board that. All right. People are being stupid as hell about reacting. It went away for a while.

But then you started to see it creep up. You started to see lawyer reacts to this. Drummer reacts to it. You started seeing it creep up again. And now I'm seeing some of the most popular YouTubers like these guys are from Lost in Vegas. They're just reacting to music. These two niggas, they just react

I've seen a it's, it's it's back. Cinnamon toast, what is their name? My girl tells me she wants, cinnamon toast kin. Cinnamon toast kin. He just reacts with another guy. They're just,

and that's one of the most popular millions of views. It's back. But we had, no one said anything about it. So Twitch realized that. The people, the Twitch streamers realize that, oh shit.

Let's just do it, but let's not, let's do it. I mean, do it. Let's watch the entirety of Master Chef because it's a new show. Yeah.

Let's watch its entirety. And take away from the... What I don't understand is that... Twitch also has a watch party feature. That I don't know how it works exactly. And I think that's how you can watch shows with your community. But I think they need Amazon Prime subscriptions to allow that to work in the first place.

I don't know anything about that, but I guess, you know? Yeah, I don't know. But it's just like, dude, it's so simple. It's such a easy thing not to just like, oh, I probably can't watch a whole entire month. movie on Twitch. You can't even stream music. You can't even put really stream music on Twitch

without getting in trouble. You have to go to all these loopholes so you don't get fucked over and do it. The thing to me is that a lot of these streams, it's just them watching there's no transformative nature to any of it. It's literally just them watching TV and you're watching them watch TV.

Yeah. And it sucks. They pull out food. They start eating, bro. They're chilling and eating. That's the idea. That's the idea where Twitch and YouTube, like I think YouTube as a website, it's horrible. I think it's in a horrible spot.

I think the way they treat their content creators is terrible. It's horrible. But the idea is that there is so much of Twitch, there's no, so many people just go on there that have fucking followers. They're part of all this shit. And they don't do anything but just sit there and do like the most. unentertaining, unthriving bullshit. And it's just like that's where Twitch and YouTube was before

people on YouTube, at least if you're making a video, you've got to put something in it. You got to put something into it, opposed to just sit in front of a camera. The sheer presence of the fact that you have to upload something at all

is already more effort than you would be doing on Twitch, you know what I mean? We're like, if you've streamed, you're streaming, you're done, your content's done. If you're making like a YouTube video and you're like recording, the second you stop recording, that's when your work starts.

Right. Because now you have to fucking edit, you got to compile all this. That's on a bullshit part of it starts. And it's not fun. Yeah, and it's not even to the degree where it's like, fair enough,

people like lazy content. I get that. Like, I understand where the entertainment lies and seeing people react to things. But at the same time, there's got to be a fucking reaction. You can't just sit there and stream the entirety of the fucking last airbender and then be surprised that you got fucking copyright struck.

I saw people commenting like, this enraged me. I want to hear this. Actually, what they're doing is really bold because they're not playing by the rules. And it's like, bro, it's not innovative or bold. to watch television. Yeah. It's the oldest.

It's one of the oldest things that we see. Those are Manson defenders. Those are fucking Manson entertainers, bro. Those are people that deny the Holocaust. That's those kinds of human beings. It's just like, what the fuck are you talking about bold? How could, how did they do this at this amount of time? It just doesn't, I'm like, okay, all right, I don't want to talk to you anymore.

Listen, there's a 3 million bodies just disappear. You're like, bro, stop. Stop. I don't want to talk about this. Basically the same thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, right. Yeah, I also heard some people making arguments that how is it any different than watching people stream video games.

And it's just their brains just don't work because they can. It's very different, dude. It's, it's just what it's, you know, people always say people lack, you know, critical thinking. And I, the more you get older, the more you're like, oh, because every- Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about women's health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about

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will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on awesome so how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan what would I do if I got into an accident probably the easiest way is dialing pound law that's pound 529 from your cell phone we are always open our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.

Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Everyone's thinking, but they're not thinking critically. And I'm like, okay. I understand what you're saying. The older you get, the more you realize that you were stupid and how everyone else is stupid. And it just keeps, like, oh, everyone's just idiots. I'm just surrounded by a bunch of dumb people. Well, it's understanding that you yourself are not particularly that smart so that when you see somebody...

Do something dumber than you. Who is, yeah, who is like exponentially stupider than you. It just becomes really depressing and really disappointing. Because it's like watching those videos of people being like, or those people who are like ambushed on the street and they're asked questions like, how many, can you name all the continents? And they say something like Paris. or something like that. And you're just like, what the fuck? I'm not a smart person, really.

How the fuck can you be that? I don't know. It has to be scripted. Those things, I, no, no, no, no. I understand. Look, I was just, look, I need to say this because I want to bring, well, somebody said I need to bring this up anyway, and I actually forgot about it. But I was, because I was just going to mention something that I said to Mark Hamill a long time ago.

So this was just on Twitter. Both of these things are on Twitter. So what people wanted me to say, I'll just mention this really quick because, you know, a year ago I got kicked off of Twitter because I pretended to be Trump. I remember that. You know, that was really stupid. So Mark Hamill tweeted out saying it's been a year and this was great or something. He was like celebrating Trump's band or whatever. And I just quote tweeted saying it's been a year since I got, you know, kicked off.

And I shared the tweet. And he ended up liking it. And I wasn't expecting that. that I was like, what the fuck? Like, this guy, does he even know what this means? Does he know the language that I'm using, yeated? And does he know that I'm referring to Jack Dorsey when I said, I'm going to drone strike? I don't know.

He just liked it and I thought that was weird. But people wanted me to address that. I thought that was really fucking weird. That's a Luke Skywalker right there, man. Luke Skywalker just give me a little bit of dap, you know? Like, okay, cool. However, that's not the point of where I was trying to go. A couple years ago when the Rise of Skywalker was coming out.

And some people wanted to get some information from Mark Hamill or something. And he said episode nine comment. Like he just did it like a pun because he wasn't going to say anything. And then so I replied just saying, oh, Mark Hamill's a Nazi confirmed. Just obviously the most basic stupid joke you can think of. And there was multiple people replying to me just because he said nine doesn't mean he's a Nazi. Did you know that just means no in German? And I was like, wait, these are real people?

Yeah. Can they not? It's like those people on the street where you think these must be can't, this can't be real. That can't be real, bro. It was so obviously, it was such an obvious joke. How could you take that seriously? Derek. Nine.

I understand. I understand. Look, look, look. I get it. But it'd be questions like, name the boroughs of New York and motherfuckers be asked that. in New York and they're like Philadelphia Pennsylvania and Transylvania and I'm like what the fuck

What the fuck are you talking? Dude that's not I saw somebody I can't be like I saw a video of somebody being like Somebody asked that question Where are the boroughs of New York City And somebody somebody was like well

New York City New York Empire State I was like, what the fuck? He thinks five boroughs means five names for the city. It's so wild. He lives there. He's got the accent and everything.

I'm like, yo, this is wild. It's, I don't know. I'm not surprised. I am, bro. I'm not surprised at the same time. Because most people aren't quite that, like, you meet people. No. You know, you know, most people are.

You know the George Carlin. You know George Carlin. I know. I know. Yeah, exactly. But the thing is that you meet people, right? You meet a lot of people. And they're not idiot.

Like you meet people that are done. Chris, we're from back home. We met a bunch of people that were just the most ignorant, idiotic people ever. But they're not everywhere. But they're not everywhere. Yes, they are. Okay, I was in Starbucks. I can't believe it.

I was in Starbucks earlier today. I had to like, I was picking some shit up. And then I stopped in Starbucks real quick. And a couple of customers came in. and I'm telling you, they're everywhere. Like this person, I was, I was about to pull up my phone because I'm like, oh shit, we got a Karen right here. I can make this shit go viral.

They just like, she came in, you know, with her stupid shirt like this. And I was like, oh, here we go. We have something that's coming in. She's stepping in. She hasugs on and shit. And I was like, oh, this is going to be good. But they're everywhere, dude. Like she was just being dumb and she was piercingly staring with her eyes at the, you know,

instead of like speaking up and saying, excuse me, ma'am or something, She just wanted to wait with her piercing I was like oh man this is These there's such mutants everywhere They're they're fucking mutants bro Like they're just so dumb They don't know how to What does the word of assimilate right

They just don't care They don't know exactly anything about the environment They don't care about their surroundings This is like you ask about the burrows and those people They don't know what the fuck you're even talking about It sounds impossible because you live there But there's living proof I am at a point in my life

where I really need faith in humanity. I need it. I need faith in humanity. And I just can't believe that people could really be walking around with that little information in their head. I'm sorry, but these past two years shattered my faith in humanity.

I was so, I used to consider myself an optimist. Not anymore. I think of an optimist, but I'm just like, there are moments where I'm just like, bro. when I One time I

I tweeted about how the How the fuck could a really intense Version of the flu become political And people argued me about that And I literally And I literally Deleted Twitter from my phone And I was gonna be like

Yo Chris I quit the podcast Until my girlfriend was like Yo that's your job Chill And I was like honey I can't do this anymore. I can't. They tried to, they tried to tell me that I'm wrong about that. Listen, listen. Listen, all your power. You have to ignore. Dude, I've done an amazing job at not engaging some of the stupidest things I've ever heard about what's happening now. And I'm like, I want,

with every fiber of my being, I want to say something because you're like, you are so wrong. You're killing people. But I, I, I'm going to say nothing because I kill. I, you're a murder. You're a say nothing because I can't. It's, yeah, it's, I don't know what happened, but something happened. Like, I do feel like, I don't necessarily think that everyone's gotten stupider. I don't think that that's actually true. I think people are just, huh? I think everyone's manic right now.

I think that's true. I know what it is. I know exactly what it is. I think it's just people are, I think it's just people are a lot. more proud to be stupid. And they have, and they have like an infinite platform now by which to kind of exacerbate that and spread it

than they otherwise would have. Because we, Kingston, you remember being a kid before the internet and there was always, there was always like an idiot. And everybody was like, look at that idiot over there.

He's an idiot. Let's push him down. let's push him off the swings and then eventually he'll, I don't know, in like five years he'll shoot the school up a little bit. A couple people will die. He goes to jail. End the story. You know, that's it. That's where it ends. A little bit of a little bit. But shoot the school up a little bit. Just a little bit. This is, this is what I think happened, okay? I think in, in 2015, 2014 to 2015, this certain person declared they're running for the presidency, right? And then that certain person went in front of our nation and constantly spewed out idiotic bullshit.

I don't think that has anything to do with it. But listen, listen, listen, listen, listen. And I think what happened was the degree of the bullshit he spit out allowed people with much dumber, dumber perspectives to feel like their voices should be heard with idiotic bullshit. That is what I believe I think he gave them It's exactly what you said But I think it started around then

Where people started getting more comfortable Being fucking morons In broad daylight I actually think it was later than that I think I think 20 I want to hear your take I think

2016 bro I think no I think 2018 to 2017 That was like when Well I think Twitter is to blame entirely for this by the way Oh, some of it, yes. But Twitter and, like, social media, like, Facebook, Facebook especially, because that's, like, the thing that, like,

the older people are using. It's like, there's a bunch of fucking fluoride in my toothpaste. And it's like, yeah. Yeah. It's been there. It's been there, my friend. Keeps your teeth. Nice and shiny.

But, like, I don't know. I think 2017 to 2018 was when I think people started to be, I think it was more apparent that you could profit from being stupid. And that is kind of... Because that was after... That was around apocalypse time, right? Where people were like trying to figure out like, all right, what's happening on the internet exactly?

Because before, you could just be like a genuine person and make a lot of money. But then it became like, all right, no, no, no, no. We're tightening the screws up. It's like, all right, well, how do I... How do I monetize myself in an era where you kind of can't do that? as reliably. And the answer is to pander

relentlessly to whatever group. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, All About Women's Health, Amy Lynn, Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of perimenopause or

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I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome.

I think I saw Billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder, and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open.

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We'll give you the money to sustain yourself. And the way you get that money is to just be completely outrageous and to get those people from the fringes to kind of back you. So that way, your place in a position where no matter what happens, you can't fail because you've got an army of people on the fringes just sort of propping you up with their inexplicably infinite yet low income funds infinite yet non-existent income that makes that's so crazy to me like these people that are like that are like somehow taking money from like the very rural and pack it areas and they're just siphoning it's like where are you getting the money to give them you have nothing but i genuinely think it you you hick give me more money and I think my thing and your thing, I think they trail into one another. I think one trails into the other. Like if you put the puzzle together, one piece will attach to another piece.

But we need to, I think here's, but the found, I think here's the one thing that's missing is that none of this stuff can be possible if people weren't so fucking stupid. Because the fact that they are listening to these people. And I need to point this out. I don't care because I wasn't going to name drop anyone, but I have to say something about Joe Rogan real quick that I just saw recently. I was scrolling. I think I know what you're talking about.

Recently, he put a side-by-side comparison between a post he did when he contracted the Rona. And then he just started listing all this stuff off. I remember seeing that video. I'm like, oh, I wouldn't need it. And then CNN reported on it. So recently he put a side-by-side comparison between the video he has right now and CNN's video. And he's saying, look, they doctored it.

Fake news. That's not what happened. Because I saw the video. The video did not look like how his video looks now. And the reason why is because Instagram did not use to support HDR. It now supports HDR. So it captured his HDR and it looks way more vibrant than it did before. And so he thinks CNN doctored his fucking video.

Even though there's, if you look at this video, it's just his updated HDR versus CNN's video. CNN captured Joe's video. And there's other versions of that video before that is not CNN where it looks more washed out. This is how fucking crazy people are acting. And he has way too many followers to be doing shit like this. And it's driving me insane because I don't even remember Joe's video looking that fucking vibrant. But they're like, oh, no, HDR is now being supported on Instagram. That's why your shit looks better.

And nobody fucking knows this because, you know, so it's driving me nuts. And I don't know what to do. I don't know. All I can do is quietly, like, at some, look, I just want to say at some point, I wish I somewhat had a political show because I want to cry and scream and bitch. I want to do something, you know, like, this is not the show for it. But I think, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, I do. I think this is all Pokemon's fault, personally.

I think I was going to blame women. I was going to blame women for this. This is somehow the fault of women. Women did, women did this. Women. It's them. It's always their, I'm looking at them. I'm staring at the camera right now.

It's always their fault. All of you, except my grandma. All of you suck. You get fired up when you talk about women. I like it. Yeah, that's what happens. It happens with the swing What are you holding?

Keys, but I'll fucking Oh, I thought that was a razor That you were grabbing by the blades I was holding by the blades I was like bro, you gotta con You gotta be real careful Which direction that pressure's going I swing back and cut my face open

A flop a flop a skin opens I'm just tired of things being so dumb Like hey, can we just Twitch Can you just be chill People that are streaming? Could you just watch parts of stuff? Can you do the bare minimum of work and just cut up something? Can you the bare fucking minimum?

Just why not like look up portions of it. God damn. Put the whole thing out there. Look, look, we used to give a lot of shit to people like the fine brothers for just sort of just for propping up people's reactions, just placing people in front of a camera, putting a video in front of them and watching them react to things. But in comparison, dude,

the Fine Brothers were doing like an insane amount of work. They put together a studio, they built a space, they had different people come in, they edited the most interesting parts of their reactions together. Like,

I don't want to be in a place where I'm complimenting the Fine Brothers because I think that content is pretty fucking boring. How far as that in retrospect they're like fair useing it up and shit? Yeah, in retrospect they, They understood law.

They were actually putting in some level of effort into it. It's actually fucking hilarious in retrospect thinking that, like, we thought compared to everything else that was on the platform, that was lazy and dumb and boring. Because it was at the time. It was. But now you look at the firebrose, it's like, wow, they got studio space. Right. Wow. There's an inside place?

This is not a someone's bedroom? Crazy. Whoa, the teens who graduate or age up go to adults react. How crazy. And it's like...

People that grow, you turn 18 and you go from teens react to adults react. That's literally what happened. That'd be hilarious. That's not would be. That's what it was. Yeah.

I got to admit, I did like when old people reacted to like Slipknot or something. That's like the only time where I'm like these people, these, you know, old people that are afraid of everything. And then you just, and then there's like demons. The Timelma, those are like demons. So I'm like, okay, I can watch.

You know it'll be crazy. LiveLakes react would be a great idea. Hold on that. No, it would not. That would be a great idea. I stand by that. Wait, the site reacts? Like you, like, the LiveLeaks itself would react to them?

No, like people react to LiveLick videos. Like really mundane humans, like lilies, like Jojo's, like normal humans that just like, you sit them down. Give them like something to drink. You give them a cup of water and like maybe like six Oreos. And then they got their air for an hour reacting to fuck the lively shit. The thing, here's the thing. There is some form of value, however minute in things like, oh, elders react to fucking

slip knot or even something like Gen Z reacts to, I don't know, like rotary phones or whatever the fuck you want to put in front of a kid to make it feel like it's stupid for not understanding a stupid piece of technology. But, you know, there's some intrinsic value in that because it's kind of interesting. It's somewhat interesting to see that, at least in like a curated, highly edited way. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacist to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CBS. pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not

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which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.

Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. What the fuck value is Pokeyman bringing to Avatar the Last Airbender. Well, what happens is her fan base, her fan base, the devil's advocate. I'll work for you it after you're done. Go ahead. Her fan base is probably a bunch of, a bunch of little kids who have never probably absorbed

properly good media. No. So, you know, they've all seen it. They put, maybe maybe not. Her audience is full of adults. Really?

They've all seen it. I would imagine. Yeah, it's mostly, it's mostly, um, it's mostly, young adult males. Yeah. That's definitely true.

Yeah. People that can't, people that have to gawk out of their own screen, I guess. And by the way, by the way, I want to make this very clear. I have no,

I don't know anything about these people. I don't know anything about disguised. I don't know anything about Pokemon. I don't watch streamers, really. So this is not like my opinion

of these people. This is just like my opinion of what's happening and how stupid it looks and how frustrating it is. Because you should know basic copyright law if you're a fucking adult

in this, You're a consecrator. You got to understand what you can and can do. At their level, like, those people can afford good lawyers. Right, right, right. What is your, what is your, if I was making ass loads of money, I would have a good lawyer on speed dial. Because I want to make sure everything I'm doing is proper. If I was making good money, I would have the foresight to be like, this is obviously not okay.

First of all, it's simple as this. Yes, you do. No, you do. Because think of it like this. All right. I'm, I'm a huge, I'm a huge streamer in, in this alternate. reality. And in this reality, I noticed that no other streamer has streamed Avatar, even though everyone praises how good it is. All the people talk about how good this thing is, but no one

else has done it. Why haven't they done it? Because you probably can't do it. So check and see if you can do it. That's just, that's just common sense. Look, but these assholes, no, see, this is the problem. They know they can't. They're just, they're just since nobody, it basically what they were doing is a bunch of people steal from this one fucking store because nobody's getting caught right and then so they're doing it you know other people just doing it too that's all it is like oh man i'm gonna steal from here too because you know nobody's getting busted ain't nobody getting fucking no one's getting busted and that's what they were doing that's what they were doing that's what hasan said like stop snitching kind of a thing like he knows yeah he knows and then he got he got he got he got

for a master chef so it's pretty funny yeah can i say something yo i had no i don't know how i didn't noticed. I didn't know Pepperidge Farms made goldfish. I didn't know that. You didn't know that? No, I just never looked at it. That's the actual, like, brand, uh, the standard goldfish? Yeah, yeah, perfect farm. It's always like that smile. It was black. What? What? Uh, so let's, I don't know. Don't think that's it. But it's back. This is back. This time that's back. We spent 30 whole minutes on. That's not what you said. That's what I said. What did you hear? That's definitely not what you said. That's what I said. No. You said, um... Anyway, let's move on. I want to read this one inquiry from an audience member before we go into the next thing.

Not because it's related, but I just wanted to get to this before I forgot it. Kearney Shine do be gay, though, wrote in. He says, hello, three dudes in a trench code pretending to be a podcast. If you had the ability to inconvenience someone you don't like by filling an entire house with cereal, whose house and what cereal would you choose. I don't have an interesting answer to this. I just thought the image of us as three dudes in a trench coat pretending to be a podcast would be an awesome image. Like if someone wanted to draw that.

We've gotten so much fantastic pizza time art. Right. That I- Pizza time blew up and I'm so proud of it. I'm so happy pizza time has become a main stage thing, bro. I'm just glad that, uh, I, I burst I burst it at the scenes

We all kind of like Lost our shit laughing And like I was watching it I was like this is the stupidest thing We've ever said And the fact that people actually drew it Was it was cool Pizorban

Pizorman Pizzorn is that shit was playing Through my head throughout the fucking week Just That's the stupidest shit So dumb That's the dumbest name I've ever heard

I was I was listening to the last episode and the thing that breaks me every time I listen to it is you're repeating Pete Orman over and over again trying to comprehend what you're hearing and it's the funniest fucking shit. I'm sad I didn't think

of Pizza Parker. That would have been obvious. It's too obvious. Pizza Parker is funny, but Pete Sorbon and Pete Zosborn is ridiculous. Because it doesn't work. That's why I thought about it further because I said, okay, his parents are cyclopass. However, their surname is Pizzosborn.

So, like, what? How did that happen? When did that happen? I started thinking deeper about it. It's a big philosophical question. Right. I love that somebody shared on Twitter. It was that, it's that it's Kel with a pizza on his face. And they put the quote where you're like, I offered you friendship and you teased in my face.

It's just a pizza. I was like, dude, that's great. That's fantastic. Yeah. We got a lot of great shit. A lot of great audience. interaction with pizza time of all fucking things.

So thank you all for that one. You menace, bro. You guys are fucking. Go cheese. He will. What are you for sure? What? What do you say?

What? Pizza time's gonna kill God, man. I sure hope so. I sure hope not. I don't want him to take the throne. You know how bad that would be? Was it on the podcast or was it just us as a group when we would have,

we would invent this hypothetical about the body of God found in downtown Manhattan. It was just us. It was just me and you in a house one day. You were like, this just in the body of Lord Messiah found in downtown Manhattan, battered in battery parking, raped twice. Oh my God.

I don't remember that. Raped twice. That's why they counted it and did nothing. He's gigantic. And someone was just like, I'm going for this, man. I'm just like the idea of like a random body showing up and just everybody looks at it.

understands that it's God. Like, they know that that's God. Like, I mean, what I have to have the, the road is in the long beard? Because I think that's the only way people would know. It looks, no, it looks, it looks kind of like it could be any sort of race of a person. Like, it depends on how the light hits it. It could be anything. It could be an Asian woman.

It could be a black man. It could be like a white woman. And like it just depends on a light. He's like a holographic. Give you a card that change, that change. Depending on how you look at it. You're a holographic person. Like, yo, that's Christ of Nazareth.

That's God. Holy shit. What do you do after that? Like, what do you do? You go to work? You fucking, like, what can we are? If everything is still happening, like, I guess you just keep going, right? You know?

I think you have to. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, All About Women's Health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of perimenopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications. that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular

sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that could kind of help to limit the symptoms. Here are the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you're do? I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think

somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Like, actually read that book and repenting all this shit. Well, no. Who do you repent to? God's dead. Who did that?

That's my first question. Who did this? Pizza, man. Pizza time. Pizza time. Pizza time standing atop the body of God. He laughing his ass off. Dude,

he starts giggling and snorting and shit. It just reminds me. You know, you know, I was just thinking about, you know how like when a pizza gets really hot and it's got those bubbles sometimes? It's like his chest is, it's almost like a frog's chest. Every time he's laughing where it's like a big bubble of bread. Jesus Christ. Let's let's move on. He's,

he fucking cries and cheese comes out. He fucking sneezes, fucking hot sauce and hot sauce, fucking pepperonies. He's just a fucking demon. Let's leave, we'll leave it to the imagination. We don't want to define,

we don't want to put pizza time in too big of a lore box. You know, because that happens. He doesn't want to put pizza time in a box, you know? I think I'm going to hit up a homegirl, uh, Beanie Linguini, to get a fucking really good pizza time going on. She did some good shit for us.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to be like, hey. Absolutely. Hey, you mind? So the next thing I wanted to talk about before we got into questions. And just one other thing before we get into questions. But the main thing I want to talk about is, did you guys read this dead by daylight article? I didn't read no article, but I read the beginning of it.

I was like, holy shit, dude. The headline is really all you need, but this is a real article from PC gamer. This is a story that's happened in the gaming industry recently. Dead by Daylight removes leather faces face wearing ability due to blackface concerns. So Dead by Daylight is some like horror. It's like an asymmetric horror game where like you play as, you could play as like the main villain of all these like Slash movies like Jason Voorhees and you know. Like Hesson.

Hassan? Hassan? He'son, Voheson. Oh, you can play as Michael Myers. You can play as Fredry. Miguel, Miguel, Mikhail. You could play as all these like old school slasher villains and then and then the other team is just survivors and they're trying to survive basically.

It's kind of a cool game. I never played it, but like it seems like a lot of fun. But leather face is in there, and he wears people's faces. And they got rid of that ability because they didn't want black face represented. If you kill a black person, he could put on a black person's face, which is hilarious. Because he puts it on and immediately puts it on. Nigger. The moment it touches his fucking face.

It's good, niggas. Nigger. He's got a chain star Running around He doesn't speak at all Before he puts the mask On For his first words

He didn't care Before I put this mask He won't speak with any other mask As soon as he puts on the black mask Takes a deep breath Niggis He just runs He takes it in

He takes it in like Iro does it Avatar when the media write comes He takes a breath He breathes it He breathes it, he gargles it a little bit before he spits it out. Everybody's like, yo, leather face isn't even attacking us anymore. This is not a particularly unique observation. This is not a unique observation because it's the obvious observation, which is, it is wild to me that, yeah, you could kill a black guy.

But you can't be racist. about it. You know, that's, that's where it crosses the line. If I, if I'm playing that game, it's also just not, it's just leather face. It's so weird. This is such a weird thing. And let's be real. Let's be real. It's discriminatory. Let's be real, dude. Let's be real. Okay. We know the internet. I know myself that I would hunt only black people to put their faces on so I can scream nigg on the mind. So be. Constantly. So be it. Nick, niggum, niggins, niggins.

It's running around fucking chasing him. You know what's interesting. I'm going to get him and fucking get him. It's not the game's fault for just putting in a mechanic. Yeah, his mechanic, you know, he puts people's faces on. He gains a newer power to see the N-word,

you know, that's it. But that's his whole thing. Isn't that the point of leather face? Yeah, isn't that literally the point? That's why he's called leather face. Right. He wears the face of like his mom or some random shit.

But if he can level up, if he can... It's his victims. Is this victim? Is this victim? Or was his mom or some shit? But I can be wrong. No, like, the only tie with the mom is, I think, Jason. But like, yo, bro, imagine being able to get that level up.

He has the ability that other people wish they had, where he can dawn a face of a black man, technically earned and gained new power. Maybe they're, maybe they're so, because I'm thinking of, like, the original Texas chain saw, and I'm thinking of, like, reboots and stuff. And I don't think he ever. did kill a black person like that two-way I'm trying to think if he killed a black person I don't remember I don't have any memory but he definitely did not scan a black face that's for sure in the original two there were no black people I know that and I don't think in the rebust there were either

I don't know I think I think black people don't drive around through Texas too much probably we just we just stay in Houston that's it we just stay in Houston and we get crazy in Houston, that's it. We refused to go anywhere than Houston. Like, wherever that place was, yeah, because it was just like, it was, come on, you know what kind of people it were. So I think maybe. You know what kind of individuals were there. And they weren't, they didn't look like me. That's

one thing I can tell you for sure. They were not like me. Not at all. So maybe they're, maybe they started thinking about that. They're like, wait a minute. You know, leather face or whatever, he's just, he sticks in his area. he sticks to his kind and we don't want to let him brach out because it might give him powers that he shouldn't have I don't know gain abilities he should never ever ever have uh god it's so funny that they there was a meeting about this could you imagine he puts a blackface on it's like the mask

he starts spinning around like a little tornado he's like no there's papers flying around all And then he's like smoking. And he starts saying it. He's literally just smoking a fucking blood. Somebody stop me. He starts saying it becomes a... Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacist to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter.

In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist Victoria Motola. who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like I get a stomach ache every time that I eat. And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just have a stomachache every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive.

We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication. And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeart Radio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today?

It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound

law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Black man. That's all it took for leather face and he got something completely different. What's it called? What would that movie be called? Would it just be called? The nigger. Like, nigga face.

It'd be nigger face. Nigger face? I want that movie with Jim Carrey, the black version. It's not Loki mask. Who is the mask? Who is it? Because it was Loki before.

It was, I don't know, the mask. The god of missions. Is there a god of niggum? Samuel Jackson, I guess. He puts on a mask of Samuel Jackson.

And he turns into a nigger. But that's it, though. There's no like wacky hygiene. It's just. he just becomes another person and he's just got to he's got to live that mundane life. He has no, he turned, he turned into a black man during the Reagan administration. That's the fucking tradeoff.

He just like, yo, this is a time traveling mask as well? This is scary. I don't want to do this. Wait, it's a time traveling mask. Yo, bro, he gets the worst end of the stick. Leather face assumed he's going to gain powers and all this shit. Now he just turned into a black man in the Reagan era. It's just like, yo, it's so scary being there.

It kind of scares him straight out to be in a murder. He's like, I don't want to do this no more, man. There's so many more people. I used to be leather face. I used to be. He's in the precinct. I used to be leather face. I used to be leather face.

Oh, my God. He's in a support group. He's like, yeah, you know, I used to be, I straight up used to be leather face. And everybody just has to accept that and just act like it's not a big deal. This is a joke. This isn't a joke at all. This is real. I was killing people in Texas and wearing their faces.

And I killed this black man, put his face on. Now I have sickle cell. Sucking crazy. How would you feel? How would you feel, Kingston, if you met, like, I don't even know what the circumstances would be. You'd be like on a bus or something. And an old black man sits next to you. And he turns to you, he says, I was leather.

And I put a black man's face on, went back in time and lived the rest of my life as a black man. And now I'm old and modern times. And it's me leather face. He says all of that? Yeah. He tells you all that. And he says some shit that only leather face could know. Like he says some shit to really sealed a deal.

Yeah. This is my social security number. I look it up somehow. I'm sure you can maybe. How, okay. What's happening here? So are we establishing that? Are we saying that leather face is a point by point.

Real person. First of all, leather face is real. It is a real. In this context so far, yes. Leatherface is real. What do you mean?

In this context. Wait, wait, wait, wait. No. Leather face is a real man, isn't he? Wasn't that real? No. It's a movie. He's real.

No, we're talking about the man. But you're talking about him going up to Sweeney. So now we're saying he's a real person in the real. Like, leather face, I don't know.

whose leather face is the name of that because I think that person was never like went to school or anything I think it was just kept in the closet and probably eight people's eyes or some shit and that's it. He beat up pigs. I feel like he's got to fight pigs as a kid. Leatherface was a real person because there's a movie about him. Okay.

There you go. I mean, look, they said based on, like I know they based him off of Ed Gain, but Ed Gain did not do all of that shit. Yeah, he did. He did not. Ed Gain did not have a fucking chainsaw. Is Chris? Chris is him. I'm not going to go into this.

I'm not going to go to this. You're just saying stupid shit. He pulled it off and he's leather face. Chris has been, I lived with him for six years. He was leather faced the whole time. It's okay because there's a rehabilitated leather face. Yeah.

After his experience as a black man, Leatherface learns how that learns compassion. And that's why it comes a hallmark story. Pretty much a Christmas film at that moment. It's like, oh, man. It's a hallmark movie about leather face. Coming a black man and changing his way. It should be on BET.

Should be on modern BET. That's how fucking garbage that channel is now. You know, it's funny. I always hated BET and I always felt bad about it because I was like, ah. It feels racist to hate BET, but it's like, it really sucks. Right? It's not me, right? That's like a shitty channel.

The only thing I liked about is they had some pretty provocative music videos that would play on there, that they would never play on MTV or VH1. You would see some shit where I'm like, ah. Oh, wow. Like, there's some gigantic asses on here, and they're barely covered. You know, so. For me, BET was really cool in, like, 106 in Park and, like, Tiggers Underground. I fucking hate the 106 in Park.

You hate it was, I love 16 in Park. Because it was just, all it was was literally these white executives were like, we need black TRL. We need black TRL. Go out and go outside and act like niggas. They got Carson nigger. You remember Carson Daly? They just basically got Carson nigger. and they had some other

couple of other niggas and this chick nigger and then they were like all right you're good we got black once upon a time it was cool

that's what it was once upon the time it was pretty cool because 1006 part like I mean sure early 2000 106 in park I like it

was show like music videos that's what I'm saying and then they had like fucking TRL right yeah of course and I remember I remember there was like tickets underground

where like every Friday had like a freestyle Friday where like a rapper would come by on Friday and they would freestyle they'd go on a bull and it'd freestyle

it'd be really cool like oh man I can't see who's gonna be here next is it gonna be little Wayne it's gonna be Kanye West is it gonna be Eminem again

I don't know why they keep inviting him here he doesn't fit the quota but like it was like stuff like that and I was like oh this is really cool and then like

it just changed into like these are black sitcoms this is how black people at Medea Tyler Perry TV 2 and I'm like it's the same wave

those same fucking wave they just went the BET route Tyler Perry said black people back 10 years I'm gonna say it. I saw ICP on BET and I never watched it again.

Insane Clown Posse? Literally. How did you see IC? And it was, there was a song, it was, I don't remember what the song was called, but they kept saying something about like,

y'all getting high, we don't die and all this shit. I was like, I'm done. I was like, I'm fucking good. That's a valid reason. We don't die.

Serial killers. We don't die. You know that fucking song? Yes. I, I, why do you know, I don't know anything.

Oh, oh, we just talked about this, didn't we? Did we just talked about this the other day? That you dated a fucking juggolette, nigga? Yeah, I dated a juggolet. You just talked about this, like, last night or some shit. Yeah, I dated a juggolet for like half a year when I was, like, 17. It was a really bad experience. She called me the hard R, bro.

She called me the hard R straight up, like an argument. I was like, you could have called me so many other things than that. What is your deal, dude? But that one stuck with it. You're still talking about it. Yeah, for real, because it's like, That's why she said it. To hurt me.

She definitely hurt me. And I was like, why did you say that to me? What? What? And her friends, her brothers were crazy. Her friends are all crazy. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script. A podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you

forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, All About Women's Health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacy, pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of perimenopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN, because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep

cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that could kind of help to limit the symptoms. Hear the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today?

It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's large injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone

get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Those fucking carnals they go to are fucking obscene. There's a bunch of, it's just like, it's like, it's like such an understatement. It's just, it's like people, it's like people fucking a cat behind a fucking, behind a fucking churo stand it's it's nonsense

it's just fucking flat just straight up it's not even real it's not even real churro it's just it's just they take donuts and they open them into lines and open donuts into lines and put fucking salt on it and they call it fucking churros welcome to the posse bitch it's they were so fuck it was

oh my god bro if you say insane clown posse three times in the mirror they appear behind you Nah, dude. A girl with fucking Fago and... No, a white girl with really, really bad daddy issues and fucking abusive tendencies She was behind you and you have to date for six months. You know what's wild?

I thought about this the other day. I had a dream about this. Or I woke up from a dream thinking this. If you say your own name three times in the mirror, nothing happens, but it also works. You don't show up, you've been there. What do you mean? Oh, I see what you're saying.

No, anyway, you probably... I think it works if you, like, show up dead or something because don't you have to be dead or something? What? Dead people show up or something? Something? Isn't it like? Yeah, a lot of people can show up to.

Oh, People, but you showed up from the beginning because you've been there. You don't show up after three times. You can say it once or not say it at all. Kingston, is this not true? Is it not true that after I say my name three times, I am in the mirror? You don't appear in the mirror after saying it three times. You've been there the whole time.

Unless you say it three times, then jump in frame in a mirror afterwards. You're like, oh, look at that. I showed up. But I guess that doesn't make sense. But what if you say it three times than someone named your name? from before shows up that's dead. There we go. Whoa.

What's that bullshit called a reincarnation? What if your, yeah, your first, whatever the fuck you were before shows up. Oh my God. Could you mad if Ted Bundy shows up for some guy that's like, what the fuck? I was you. How that's not even, so what reincarnation? What is it like? How close together is it?

So he's like Ted Bundy. It's like me or some shit. That makes me just like you were alive when Ted Bundy was. alive. No, we weren't. We weren't. There are people who think, there are people who think that,

wait, when did Ted Bundy die? Like in the 70s. No, no, no, no, no, no. Look in the 70s. No, no,

no, no, no. He died a week ago. Chris is right again. No, no, no, no. It's like dumb. He died a week ago, along with Dr. Drew. 1989, okay,

I was, I was alive. Okay, I was alive. So I show up and it's like, it's like, say it three times that Ted Bush was, he's like, Oh, he's like, dude

is going to start happening slowly, dude, but it's going to happen. You're going to be right. And it's like, no. There are some people who think you can be reincarnated even, or, it's that two of the same soul

can exist at the same time. No. Because time isn't real. What is that mean? Time isn't real. There are people who think that time is like a single point, really. Like, so everything is always,

I remember reading about this whole time. Yeah, the past. Yeah, the past. I'm not. I am not a fourth dimensional beings. I can't understand this. So fuck this.

So, Derek, you know, like the past exists alongside the future and the present. There's no time. Time is not a concept. It's not real. That's definitely not true. No, it, you know, it technically, scientifically, it is true. There's no previous time. There's no forward time.

It's only the moments which we exist. According to who. That's according to time theory. It's bullshit. I think it's dumb. But technically. the previous you that was Ted Bundy

is still you you're Ted Bundy isn't we're all Ted Bundy in our own way it's you it's you is you Derek why would it be me

I don't know dude it's you one of you because I was alive for a year before he died I'm definitely not Ted Bundy yeah but not is this whole time is everything at once and nothing. I think I'm Alex Rodriguez. I'm like,

I don't think I'm like, you fucking wish. What's your fucking A-Rod money, bitch? Wait. This is you're putting to be your A-Rod. What are you talking about? Alex Rodriguez is still alive.

He's very much of still alive. Which one are we talking about? We're talking about the baseball. A-Rod? Yeah. The only A-Rod that matters? My old manager's A-Rod and he's a cool dude, but he's there's a lot of

Alex Rodriguez as I get to shoot you that. No, the only one. The famous one. Yeah. Yeah. He's dead. No, he's not. You stop trying to kill people.

Stop. We're already getting, we got shit for Bob Sagins. Yeah, we should. Yo, that was so fucked, bro. I just finished shitting on him. I remember watching an episode, and then he died and I laughed. Yeah, we were talking about like full house or something. What happened?

I don't remember. Bob Sagitt. America's funny as told him videos or some shit. I remember we. Oh, yeah, that's right. Do do, do, do. Someone was like, oh, we killed him. America.

America. Yeah, I got a lot of, I got a lot of, uh, DM. being like you guys killed him and I was like I'm sorry I look I think Bob Sagitt's funny I just Hey look at me I'm fucking dude I think he's funny I think he had a stand up like he had said it like He had said it was really not funny it was so not I don't know in fact that I turned it off because I felt uncomfortable also he got a sexual assault charge that's cool where he didn't in America I don't know what some young woman you can't you can't brush that off like it's fine you can't say I mean, he's dead.

What are you going to do, really? You know what I mean? I think about this very often about how no one gives a shit that Mike Tyson raped a woman. I mean, yeah, who forget about that, bro. I mean, Michael Jackson had a whole fucking. Okay, I have, I'm so conflicted with that still. I can't be conflict with him. No, look, he's a baby off a window.

He's a fucking freak. No, no, he, look, I totally agree with that. He's very odd. It's the, it's the, look, okay, the logical conclusion, sleeping in bed with these kids, there is a logical conclusion. conclusion. However, I think his dad fucked him up so bad that all he, this is just a theory. All he was trying to do is try to be a kid, not trying to

touch the kids. That's a, that's, you see how having a, in my heart of hearts, I agree with Derek, but I do understand that there's so much proof pointing to the otherwise. There is, but there's no, but there's no smoking gun. The only smoking gun is why else would you be sleeping in bed with kids? Well, there's, that's There's usually never a... There's plenty of smoking guns. What are you talking about?

For R. Kelly, there's literally a gun that's on fire doing backflips. What are you talking about? That's because R. Kelly doesn't care. Are you stupid? R. Kelly doesn't care. R. Kelly doesn't give a shit. He was like on stage being like, ah, come to my country.

Come to my country. Get your past. That's the smoking gun doing backflip. Do you understand? Do you think that the majority of rapists are just like walking down? the street being like, come let me rape you, please. The majority of people don't do that. The majority don't do that.

The smoking gun exists in like maybe 0.3% of... Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, All About Women's Health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of paramedopause or menopause,

it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN, because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that could kind of help to limit the symptoms. Hear the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health.

Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America.

largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident. Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Cases, literally. Like, they're so infrequent. That's why it's such a hard crime to convict. My mind saying no, but I'm gonna, I'm gonna rape you. He married a Leon. She was fucking 16. And her parents were like, okay. Her parents were like, go ahead, marry him. And it's like, what the fuck? That hurt me because I loved her.

I was my lady. I was a factuated with her. She was so beautiful. And I was just like, she's dead, right? Yeah, she died. Don't disrespect her, Chris. I'll jump through the camera right now. Well, she's not going to die again.

You know, we're not in danger of killing her now. disrespect her. You can't kill her again. She's already fucking dead. Anyway. Let's let's let's let's see what is We got some We got some questions to get to.

No, I don't. I guess not. I guess this is over. I deleted the thread before you started. All right, good night, guys. Take care. Have a good one. Thank you for watching the podcast.

Don't forget to give us a bunch of money on Patreon. Look, look, look, let's, go, go,

yeah. Yeah, don't forget that, actually, for real. A bunch of money Oh by the way I didn't mention this

But people were curious People wanted For some reason to hear the full Snark Tank theme That's available on the Patreon If you're That's available for every single tier That's available

$25 whatever you have access to that The full version of the theme I did I found the lyrics I found the conversation between me And the Living Tombstone Where he I couldn't hear the lyrics

I was like Can you tell me like what clips used and he'd sent me all the clips and I wrote them out. So that's there for the curious. It's just more of what you heard. Look, look, I appreciate if you guys go there and give us the extra dollar to do it, but it's really, really, really, really nothing more than what you've heard for maybe four minutes. It's exactly.

But it's the principle of knowing. Right, yeah. There's a mystery that is now unveiled. The Scooby-Doo monster has been unmasked and it turns. out it was the guy you thought it was. No, really, Argelly? Raggy, why is Arkelley's rumbering your wrong book?

Scoob, like, that's not my phone. That's your phone, Scoob. Right? I'm not a ragged. I don't have a phone. Scoob, I see your phone in your pocket right now. What are you talking about Raggy? You fucking ro-ro-ro?

He has a... He has a fucking voyager. Scooby has a voyager. Or a sidekick. He has a sidekick. Yeah, dude. Scooby-Doo has a side. He has a Motorola razor.

And it's like, Scooby, why do you have a phone? I have a Rome like this and don't erected a rifei. I can't rust a rubberment. He'll woke up, ragged. He receives nudes from like random fans. He's Scooby-Doo. He receives nudes from fans, but they're all through his motorola razor. So they're like 480P.

They're like 8 frames a second. 1.3 megapix. The fucking struggle. I remember those times, bro. Oh, man. Old school news were dope. Those mysteries were not dope because it could have easily been a man most of the time. And I'm like, sick, sick.

Anyway. Her legs hanging down off her pelvis. Anyway, before we move on to questions, I've told you about the theme that's available on the Patreon, www. www. patreon.com slash the Star Tank and go check it out there. But I wanted to just congratulate real quick. Friends of the show, Zach Hedl and Michael Cusack. because smiling friends, their adult swim show, premiered.

It had a stealth premiere last night, and it's fucking awesome. It is hands down one of the funniest things I've seen on TV. Definitely the funniest thing I've seen on Adult Swim in a very, very long time. And they just fucking killed it. And it's super, super good. And I would recommend everybody if you could, if you have access to it. I know cable's not big with our generation. It's not, I don't have.

I had to find some way to do it through the website. line. You can go to adult swim. It's just really fucking funny. It's super fucking funny. There is particularly there is a bit with a stop motion demon in blackface that is the funniest fucking thing. I think I've seen in a very, very long time. Just highly recommend smiling friends if you just go show some love because those are really talented people.

Niggas. Yeah. You did it. Can I tell us all of our friends that were involved in it, too? So many of our friends who were involved in that, like, creation. And it's super dope what you guys did. Mick Veronica. Not remember, Mick, Monica, fucking.

Lyle. All these people. Hans, all you guys, dude. Thank you guys. You guys did great. Yeah. Just fucking, the fact that they got people like, I can't believe they got chills. They got chills to be in an episode.

They got chis. Here are the people they got. They got chills. Gilbert Godfrey The angry video game nerd David Firth The guy who did salad fingers And all those like old

It's just an absurd cast And it's all so funny So just wanted to bring that up Because it's not You know It's cable TV Not a lot of people Might be aware of it

And I just want to make it Make it known You gotta get some of those punk-ass niggas on the podcast podcast. Thank God for me. Especially, you got to bring, you got a full circle with Zach with Zach. Yeah, we got to get Zach back on.

Yeah, bring him back on here. It'll be hilarious. All right. Yeah. All right. Let's move on to some questions. How about that, huh? Question.

What do you think about me? I'm on car. Did you get your shot? Nicky Ziggy wrote in. Happy New Year, do. Most people have been their boring old, wait, what? Most people have their boring old New Year resolutions of going to the gym and changing this or that in their lives. My question is to you, what is your anti-New Year's resolution? What do you vow not to change, but in fact, do more of or increase the intensity of? Love you guys and hope you had a great fucking boner. All right. That's what I'm trying to increase the intensity of that bad boy. the intensity of my boner. Yeah.

You got a, what does that mean? Such a small minded choice. Such a tiny minded choice. So miniscule, the greatest thing. That's what I had a bigger boner. Oh, man.

I want to have a bigger penis. Nah. I'm going to try to not lose my hopefulness, dude. It's getting, it's getting dark. The universe is getting dark for me, man. And I've been trying to stay hopeful. but shit has just been so sucky to last like two weeks.

It's gone, bro. The news is tightening. It's fucking getting tighter and tighter. It's dark, bro. It's getting darker and darker and darker outside every day. But I'm trying to keep it, keep it. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the script. The podcast where I sit down with pharmacist to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter.

In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CBS pharmacist, Victor, Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like I get a stomachache every time that I eat. And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just, I have a stomachache every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive.

We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication. And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeart Radio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today?

It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number.

Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Bios. Yeah. It's blacker than my ball sack. You know? It's getting dark. Yeah, I don't know, man

I uh... Fucking blacking up my balls I'm like what the fuck are you Your balls that much darker to the rest of your fucking skin Like what's up dude? It's a decent shade My balls are probably lighter than my rest of my most of my skin Why I know so much darker?

That is weird That's weird I'm already pretty dark I'm already pretty dark That's weird you're a weirdo Fuck, you're weird. You're probably more red. It's probably more red than my face.

Fire-injured red testicles. Fucking dog-dick red balls. They look like fucking, they look like fucking cherry tomatoes. It's like, why are your balls so fucking red, dude? It's wrong with you. Jesus Christ. Why are you balls so fucking red? That's a good, that's a good answer, though.

My balls? Yeah, my balls. Increase the intensity of your balls. I mean, do you need to? Intensity of your balls. How? What is the net? What is the innate intensity of anyone's balls at any moment?

Like eight? Like if you put your balls in a glass jar with a glass jar break because it's so intense. I'm like what? No, because glass is pretty intense as well. But more intense than a level eight balls? That's a breath pretty intense. I don't know. All I know is that glass jars are pretty formidable when they're not dealing with an anus.

You know. That video was so fucked up because he just takes the glass out of his asshole. And I'm like, bro, you're not having. What are you going to do? Leave it in there? You're not. You never saw smart. You go to the emergency room.

Yeah, but what are you going to do, run to the emergency room? You got to possibly cut yourself up. Wait for them to carry you, man. What are you talking about? You lay on your stomach and you lay on your stomach, keep your asshole again. Gabe and wait. And wait. Imagine being a paramedic and showing up to that scene, man.

Imagine, imagine. Remember when I showed you? Imagine being in that situation. Imagine being in that situation being like, I don't know what to do, but I got a vacuum and this might work. And then just completely demolishing yourself. Vacuum? Yeah, just trying to vacuum all the glass out of your asshole.

What the off? I can't believe. I just heard someone say that. Okay. There was this video I was showing on my friends with this I showed to see Chris and you were like What the fuck? Why did you show me that?

But there was this video in like a Honduras Where it was in the Honduras of Costa Rica Where some guy put a yuka up his ass Youkas are huge Like a yuka is big Like you probably don't know what do you know what the yucca is Derek? I have a general idea but I need to look up again

They're like big barky fucking like Like fucking yam like things They're like very prominent in the Caribbean. It's why we both know what they are. But like they're huge. I think I know what that is. Double check. Wait to you see the size of this thing.

What do you do the side? They're going to be like, what the fuck? I can't remember many videos you've showed me where I'm like, why the fuck did you show me that? But like there was. Oh, yeah, yeah. Damn. Was it you? What a boss.

Wait, Kingston. Was it you that I was watching that video with where it was like in South America or something? And some guys reading the newspaper on his stoop. He just gets gunned down. No, no, no. It's not even that. It's not even that. There are two people sitting on a stoop.

One guy's reading his newspaper. I think it's in, like, Brazil or something. A car drives by shoots the other guy to a, like, sunny at the toll booth. Like, just swissed the fuck up, this guy. And then the guy next to him reading the newspaper is calm as hell. He's like, ah. And he's. It's like

It is one of the most jarring things I think I've ever fucking seen I never want to be okay with death But I like I don't like being shaken by death But like god damn bro I think it's like I don't fuck with live leak And all that shit man because I'm not a fan of death It's been a long time since it is an old video

I didn't watch to be headings as a kid Like there's a meme going around right now Which is a picture of this This former WWW wrestling named like rhino or no not rhino some fucking meaty fuck and he's just eating like a bunch of food and it's like me as like 12 years old watching a beheading video or some shit because that's what the kids used to do i didn't know i i i i definitely didn't watch beheading but i definitely saw people get like in car crashing i've definitely seen like like like people blow up like people

step on like trip mind and stuff and i'm just like whoa whoa and it's crazy because it's crazy because there is there is a moment where you're a huge human empathy should kick in. And I reached that moment where it was like, this isn't funny anymore. But there are some people that probably don't have that where they're just like, more. I need more of this. Yeah, I can't do that.

Like, it trips me out too much. But I don't know. I don't know what the fuck we were talking. All I'm saying is the guy put a yukup his asshole. And when he pushed it out the freaking, the doctor was like, ideal, smear. Because it came out. It was the size of some dude's forearm. And he was just like.

Dio Smeo. That is the only thing you heard is operating room. And the guy's asshole looks like bubble gum afterwards, bro. He's just put out the asses. I imagine he ruptured his ass. I imagine.

It was literally he was pushing a yuk out and it was just more and more of it as he pushed it on. It was like, what the fuck? Just move on. Don't put yucke up your ass, bro. Fuck your question. I can't believe.

I can't. Nikki, you're no longer welcome here. Your question started this. And it really had no reason to. There was no reason why we should have gone from, what's your anti-New Year's resolution to? You remember this man who got a Yuka stuck up his ass? No, no, not even a remote amount of cognitive connection between these two ideas.

That guy was a champ, though. That's a, Yucca's a big thing. He's not a champ. I mean, he failed. He needed help getting it out. You don't win that way. You don't win by asking for help. Die like a man.

You got to push it out. You'll die like a man. Just die with the UK and you, and they'll let the funeral directors figure it out. They'll have a whole episode of six feet under dedicated to it or something. Dedicated to get his yucat this guy's asshole. Oh, my God. Buttered Beer wrote in. He says, what was your favorite year for YouTube content?

I feel like 2015 was a strong blend of creativity and just a lack of rules, but I'm curious to see what you guys think. I agree. 1516, one of the two. I think there were years where I feel like things were really good, not even personally for my stuff, but just like I felt it was like really fun watching content. And that was for me 2014, 2015 and I think 2017 to 2018 because that was when like you started getting like jakey stuff and and just sort of interesting. that was when like some people that I know like Eddie Burbank was like kind of starting up and that was like a good time too but those were like the standout years that I but 2014 in particular was a lot of fun because it was real scrappy like it was like just forget

the guy the great one was on here what the great one filthy Frank bro that's when he's that's when his assent began that's when that's when YouTube was at its premium for me where every week he put some shit out that have me fucking cackling for days that was that was was that was a special time when it felt like you could really do whatever you wanted and because of that nobody really tried to be too outrageous it was like a very it was very strange like nobody they weren't posting like live leak shit you know oh they weren't but max max idubs and fucking filthy frank that cake the hair cake thing that video was stupid insane that was the most insane video ever seen on you that it's still the most insane youtube video i've seen and not some people

die on a YouTube. So like that one is pretty fucking crazy. I just miss like little moments that transcended like videos themselves like when Idubs in the green screen suit or whatever like jumps down and says I'm gay.

Like it was the most random thing ever that was just made it so funny just because it's like of course that's a classic Kim star saying the N word bro. I still I was just watching a meme with that the other day. goaded, bro. I don't care what anybody says.

I mean, I've seen you that Red, uh, Red Foreman's say the N-word. It's just the key star, it's just a game star clip. I love that. Old school, bro. I, I, I can't believe we've never seen Alex, though. The guy that he was yelling at. He's never showed himself.

He's probably dead for sure. I guess he must be because why wouldn't he show up? You just imagine? Alex's a very white woman. It's a very, It's a fucking woman, Alex. And a white woman at that. You self-righteous. Almighty. Somebody made a react video.

They took the reaction, fine bros type of reactions. And they just spliced in that video of Keemstar. And then YouTubers are trying to not laugh. It was a try not to laugh challenge. That's what it was. And they're trying not to laugh at Keemstar just saying like the N-word over and over. It was part.

The video looks real. It's so good about it. I fucking, dude, that video is so goaded. It's fantastic. It's so goaded. It shouldn't be, but God damn, that shit slaps, bro. Yeah. I feel like, I feel like there aren't many moments like that anymore.

Not even just from like, I don't even mean just the like Keystar saying the other. Even just like Idub is doing the I'm gay thing. Like I feel like there hasn't been. Because you know what it is? Because nobody makes videos. Right. Anymore. Right.

Like they just sort of sit. there. Right. And like you're not gonna... Charlieing it up. Hey guys. Talk about this video

right here. Well, it's just, it's all like live streams that are edited together basically. Charlie, I'm gonna react to another video that

really has anything to do with it. I'm gonna buy some more deal to spend money. Is he a Pokemon? I like Charlie. I like him too. I think he's really funny. His content is dog shit.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's fucking like I have nothing against the guy, but it's, I, if I want to go to sleep, just put on some Charlie videos and I'm like, I'm dozing quick. I don't know.

Like, I like him a lot. I think he's very funny. I think he's a good content creator. Well, the thing, the thing that I think is, is just he is particularly good at that specific thing because he has this weird Ben Stein kind of voice that kind of goes along with the mundanity of what he's doing. But I can't listen to Ben Stein for that long, though. You know, this is for mine.

I don't mean it's Ben's. You know what I mean, though. I know what you mean, but that's what I feel like. If Ben Stein, I want to say if Charlie and Benzine traded places, it would be the same thing for me. Where they could be talking about something I'm actually, okay, it's his verse voices. I know, I know. I know. I know what you mean.

I know what you mean. I just think is, I just, I watch somebody else because. I think the sad thing is that just a lot of people, and maybe it's just because it's just not. as profitable as it used to be. It used to be you were rewarded for doing kind of crazy shit. And the videos that people went out to do or you had a camera guy for were a lot more, they had a lot more viral potential than somebody just sitting in front of a camera, you know? What's going on on YouTube? It's me. I'm going to hear here and talk about something that you can probably read on the internet yourself and probably get way more informed about it. That's pretty much all that's all modern YouTube in now. Bro, I'm totally, like, I've been, so I've been talking about this.

I bought this fake-ass Chinese 4K webcam, and I'm going to buy a real one now because I'm going to buy a real one. And once I buy a real one, I'm Charlie mowing it up, man. We're fucking going pangin zero moisty. We're going, fucking, we're going greasy, critical, whatever. I don't know, whatever we want to call it. I'm going to start put every single, every single subject I can even think of. I'm talking about things that like, oh, shit,

uh, fucking, there was a bird outside the other day. I'm gonna just tie it up like a diaper prices. How do you feel about diaper prices, guys? I personally think there's far too many. Like when a fucking diaper falls out the sky and lands on your,

that sucks. It'll be, it'll be me in the exact same shot as this. Like, I'm going to make these videos as me in the exact same shot like this, talking the exact same way as if I'm talking to you guys, but no one's there. I was going to post it every day.

Bro, every day. Do it. The same video. Not even different. The same thing, bro. Don't even fuck around. Actually do it.

And then you'll see it take off. It's going to be hilarious. They're like the newest, the newest commentary content YouTuber. Tom Sweeney says the N word 87 times using only the hard R. He doesn't even try to mix it up. I'm actually, I'm formulating a plan of, well, it's not really a plan because I'm really going to do anything. but on my black Chad channel that is just throwaway bullshit.

I want to make, I was like, I need to increase the algorithm. I'll actually want to fuck with this channel a little bit. Best way to do it. One of the most popular subjects is Niccacado avocado. And you got to have watch time. So I'm going to make a two-hour video about Nicacado, but I'm not going to, I'm going to mention Nicacado like one time in the entire video, right? And I'm just going to be talking about, I haven't formulated the planet.

I don't know what, but I want two, talk for two hours straight and see how long it takes for people to realize this has nothing to do with what I came here for. This lie on the thump. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, All About Women's Health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist

from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often. women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of perimenopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN, because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that could kind of help to limit the symptoms.

Hear the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do.

I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder, and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan.

From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I'm now. I'm going to quit. I quit. And it's me like in my face. It's like, I give up.

I made a 10-minute video about it. It was called. Because, you know, like Paul Joseph Watson and people kept making these videos called The Truth About Whatever. The Truth About X. Oh, yeah, yeah. So I made a video called The Truth About the Royal Wedding. It was 10-minute video of a clip of a broadcaster saying,

Prince Harry seems nervous, and then I burp, and it repeats for 10 minutes. That seems nervous. And then that's it. That's such garbage. Oh, my God, dude. It's crazy because the content creators I watch, I watch a character creator called Mr. R.X. He does like, you does like Skyrimand.

D&D lore, right? And it takes so much time in studying to go into his content. Meanwhile, my favorite video on YouTube is some guy recording himself shooting a cloud to the Pirates team. It's just like, what the fuck? What's the point? What is the point of all of it? I wonder if that video is still up.

I hope you didn't get it too much. Let's see. People kept sitting in DMs. Shot Pirates theme. It's still here. here. Yep, yep. The buildup, the buildup and it stops. It's so funny. Yeah, that's fucking great. That's great.

That's great. That a genius. It's got a lot of comments now. Oh, yeah, the views increased exponentially. Yeah, snark tank gang. It's so dumb. You imagine your life, you were born into this world, into a loving family. You grow up,

you watch your siblings go through like heartbreak and, you know, you help your parents like pay the bills when you become of age to work. And then it all ends

because you dress as a clown and walked into some guy's house and then just ignored when he said he was going to shoot you. He could have just not died but he wasn't. Wasted his life. He's just so,

it's, the saddest thing is the waste of life. Some people just waste their existence doing dumb shit. And this guy could have just been like, you know what? I'm sorry I got too involved. I saw purge and I took it too far. Instead,

this motherfucker runs out with something and gets clapped. You know what? The funniest part of the video to me, and it's a clown, which is why my human empathy doesn't kick in. The fact that the way he's holding the gun, it's like, it's like Doom. Right for like the original PC. It's like in the exact.

No, no. No, it's not. It's not like Lefer Dead at all. He's holding the gun in the center of the screen. Like it's Doom. And it's the fucking silliest goddamn thing. That's what, that's what's so weird about it where he's like, and the camera's right here. Like, dude, are you?

He's literally looking through. the camera. That's his like he's not looking around it. He's like genuinely because I've done that before. I was like you know, you're filming shit. You're just watching things through. You ever filmed something and you're watching it through the fucking camera? Yeah. I'm not watching the actual thing. The TV's right here or something, but I'm watching it through. And that's what that motherfucker was doing, but with a gun in his hand. The guy killed. Motherfucker, I told you. I told you. He literally killed him and ran out the house. He's so nervous. He got so nervous. because he's probably going to go to try to reveal the clown

and there's going to be nothing there there's going to be a sacoat or some shit and he's like, God fucking damn it. Yo, that would be a fucking, that would be a story. If he shot the clown, he collapsed, he unmasks it and it's just wind. It's just wind.

What? It's air. It's just a gust of air, like a breeze. No, no, no. Orion amass it. And it's a kid. It's a little kid.

But it's, while I was running out of him had the high and mass. a grown man. He's like, what the fuck? What the fuck? He was six foot eight in the costume, but he's not even, but he's not even on stilts or anything.

It's just a kid. It's a little kid. It's a little kid. You know what they need? What's your name, little boy? My name is kid, kid, Ben Parker. My name is kid Benjamin Parker, uncle of Pete. Peter Parker.

And then Peter Parker comes in, but he's a baby. And you see somebody shot my uncle. Someone shot my uncle. No, Peter. Peter is an old man. Peter's like old man, Uncle Ben. He's like, no, my uncle. What the fuck, man.

He shot my uncle Ben. My uncle Benjamin's dead now because of you. Good riddance. I like that idea of like the actual. Spider-Man, like, Peter Parker is old as shit and Uncle Ben is like 10. How? How does that work? Exactly.

Exactly. And then that whole scene goes down. It's the same scene. It's the same scene. My Uncle Ben. He says Peter and dies, right? So it's just like the kid, Peter. And then he just dies.

Peter. Peter. I'd like that fucking guys his life petered out let's uh let's go ahead and uh get to some more questions salmon shot a kid

he shot a kid on purpose dude he didn't it wasn't a mistake this time he fucking had a tent he was like you motherfucker you little bitch I'm gonna get you for this it's like the opposite of Batman he kills the kid and runs off

He kills the kid and then laughs a lot. Then he runs off. Oh, my God. That would be a very different. Are there alternate Batman stories where his parents become bad people? Yeah, his dad, in Flashpoint. In Flashpoint, yeah, Thomas becomes Batman. And then his mom becomes Joker.

What the fuck? That's so dumb. Yeah. I thought Flashpoint was awesome. Thomas Wayne Batman is actually pretty fucking cool. He's insane. That sounds cool. Oh, you mean like the idea that like...

Well, she just goes so crazy. She goes crazy. She goes crazy. She loses her baby. Yeah. People lose their kids all the time. It'll become jokers. No, but it definitely fucks them up.

Yeah, but it doesn't turn them into jokers. That's true. But in DC universe, a joker must exist in that timeline. I guess so, yeah, somebody's got to do it. Somebody's got to do it. Thomas Wayne suits people in a face. I think that's hilarious. He fucking blows Zoom's brains out.

He shoots him in a back and head like a coward, and it's hilarious. It's so good. It's like, good. Fuck that motherfucker. Zoom. Like, he fucked with everything. Like, he broke the universe. He deserved to be shot in the face.

What's funny? If anybody, like, okay, I don't, I don't, because a lot of people are going to read comic books, at least watch the flashpoint paradox. At least watch that. Because that's what makes? It's fucking great. What makes that comic line so funny? I've never seen it. It's great.

It's really good. It's probably one. one of my favorite. It's probably like top five of the DC animated films. Well, Flashpoint is so funny because it was literally just like, it was Zoom just fucking with Barry and that shit ended up breaking the fucking universe. I think that's so fucked up. This guy's, this guy's such an asshole. He's willing to ruin reality to fuck with this one dude. And it's like people like that got to be put to sleep, bro. then you can't have people like that walking around

You ever see that somebody I don't know who it is but somebody did an awesome voiceover saying that he said like Remember like when you You're about to sleep with your girl and you actually came He's like it was me Barry Like I fucking jerked you all you ever seen that Like somebody fucking up at the speed of light

Barry yeah It was me It was really good like because it looks It sounds real Whoever did it That's a classic video That's why people like That's why people don't deserve powers

Because people would do shit like that Yes they would Because because like In their mon naked Vality That's not that big of a deal That I did this to this person And I just beat him off a little bit What's the harm

And then it just would just spirals And people becoming crazy Because all the fuck shit happening to them It would be people like Spider-Man That could have potentially be good But some guy fucking invisibly Came in a sandwich And now he's out here

Beating the life out of people Like shit like that. I'm the Flash, man. I beat you off so quick. It didn't even count, man. It didn't even count. I didn't even touch you basically. I did it so fast, man.

Hey, man. I fucked you, bro. Why is he Mexico? Why is he a Cholo? Hey, man, because that's what speed does. That's the faster you get, the more Mexican than you come. That's crazy. The stage of Flash's powers.

At first, he starts him as a white man. And then it's stage two, he starts wearing like plaid flannels with like white tis under it. stage three stage three he gets like a tattoo stage four he starts walking like this that's how he runs that's how he runs

that's his edinetti run cycle he's moving that's just double D that's how double D runs bald fucking head dude a lot tattoo on the back of his head bro

Cholo flashes the shit dude I love that idea A fool A fool Jesse league what's up man What's good way y'all, we're going to fight Dark Side or what? There's a carnion and Sada happening up the street.

I want to be there for that, man. It's good, son. Oh, my fucking God. Damn, dog. Let me look up. I'm trying to eat some people already out before I go to bed. What's up, fool?

Okay, we got a good question. Yeah, go, go ahead. Sam, Denison of the Wanderer's Library wrote in. He says, oh, that was the wrong color highlight. Whoops. He says, greetings to the voices I hear alone in my room at night.

Great to see we made it to the new year without all dropping dead. My question is as follows. If you could live in a world of magic but no alien life existed and you were all alone in the universe on one planet or a world where no magic

for sure existed, but aliens did and they were horrible Eldridge monsters. Which would you choose? What would you prefer? I'm going to get rid of Eldridge. I'm going to get rid of Eldridge. Because I feel like that's magic inherently.

Damn near, you know. It's pretty much, like, I mean, if something can stare at you and turn you to stone or whatever the fuck, like, that's, that's basically magic. Evil. Evil fucking aliens. Yeah. Yeah, evil aliens. Like, bad, bad aliens are not kind. Yeah. Why would I want evil aliens?

Yeah, why would I want that scenario? Yeah, exactly. Like, you, I'm not alone here, right, in thinking that the magic one is the better one. Yes, because you have magic. Like, you do the shit. Magic is this plot. And then there's no aliens? I don't understand the problem.

You're by yourself with no magic with no one, which is kind of sucky. But like, you could start creating. You could do with Dr. Manhattan on the fucking on Mars to start creating shit. I don't know. To me, it's just, it's just the idea of like, if magic exists, then. Use magic to go somewhere else and fuck with people there. There's potential for, I mean, you could, I don't know how these worlds, I don't know necessarily how fantasy worlds work exactly.

I don't know what the rules are. I don't know if a standard layman could, like, learn this shit or how that works. But I would rather be in a world where there's magic that I could potentially learn than, you know, as powerless as I am, but I have to deal with aliens. Like, are you kidding? Right. Like, it's obvious. Or I could, like, make a potion that makes, I don't know, people stupid or something. Like, I don't know.

There's so many avenues that you have open to you If you're in a fucking magic world Yeah, magic inherently makes everything kind of like Magic fudges the rules of a world That's kind of what magic is meant to do That's the point of it Yeah, it's like, oh, my friend died But I'm gonna conjure him back as like a ghost or something

It gives you the ability to kind of like You know, like lightly obscure the rules of how It just gives you ability to obscure the rules Of how the world works naturally You can just change those rules slightly Yeah, whatever, man So, like, I don't know I wouldn't

I would never want to do With anything Eldridge Today I saw a video Of a very large shark And I had a nightmare While I was awake You know, like I saw a picture of a really big shark

And I got so scared I went to sleep And then I woke up Because I was afraid of the sharks Still Like, what do you tell What are you eight? I'm really afraid of the fucking ocean

But the ocean The sharks aren't the ocean Any way near the ocean So I'm not But like God forbid you know Yeah For God forbid what? That I end up near an ocean.

How old? How are you going to end up near an ocean? I don't know. Shit happens, bro. He's going to get abducted by Somali pirates in his apartment. They pull my apartment and they fucking steal me. They're going to sail through your window. It's like that fucking, what's that movie with Tom Hanks?

I am the Captain No? Oh, yeah. I'm fucking. I almost. said, I almost say, Captain Hanks? I almost said Captain Hook. I thought the same shit as you. Fucking Captain Hook, man.

I don't remember what that shit's called. Um, oh, fuck. It was such a captain, Captain Jack Sparrow. It's not I'm the captain now. It was Captain something, though, right?

It was it? It's not. I am the captain. Captain now. Uh, Captain Phillips. Oh. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman.

and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever.

When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child. Then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever.

hear the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan.

I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Oh, okay. Such a terrorist, that's a really unmemorable name, but I guess if that's who he was.

I guess there's not much you could do about that. You imagine they changed Steve Jobs' name for like a movie about him because it's not recognizable. Or it's like a really boring name. It's like Steve Jobs. I'm going to name you. Axel McLeaser or something. Laser. Axel McLeaser.

I like that. Axel McLeaser shows up to the party drunk, looking for some pussy. He gets real aggressive easily. What is this? Was this an HBO show? Zon phobia? Fucking.

Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. What do we heave? What do we cave here? Come on, man. Let's do it. Axi McLaser shows up to

a party and screams the N-word immediately. Oh, this is a fun one. I love, I love F-O-V Sliders Road, and he says, Hey, guys, happy New Year's. I was talking to my friends about the new Spider-Man movie when the paparazzi clip of Toby Maguire came up. A heated debate ensued. What's your guys' take on it?

Was he justified should he have just called the police? I think he's talking. So there's a couple of clips for Toby McGuire with paparazzi, but I think this has to be with the car. This has to be the car one, right? Like, that's the most famous. Apparently there's one where he saw a paparazzi guy get hit by a car and he laughed. And he laughed.

And he laughed. Well, he said something. He said, he said, he said, he said, watch out there. No, no, no, no. And then he gets. When he's walking down the street. When he's walking down the street, he's like careful there or something. And then he gets hit by the car and then he laughs.

And then he hears him. That's so fucking. That's so gold, bro. That's like, first of all, the idea of paparazzi is disgusting to me. Yeah, they're fucking literal barnacles. Like, actually, like, they're parasites. It's literally people, like, it's just so disrespect. It's like, I, like, you know what's crazy?

The reason I started liking Justin Bieber is because of paparazzi. Because he's like, if someone just follows you all the time and typically just like that, they're a stalker. But if they have a camera, they're paparazzi. And that's so fucking insane. And I was like, holy shit, these guys literally stalked. They sneaking in people's property. Like, they just, at the worst time, people are trying to, like, imagine you're taking your wife to the hospital to deliver your kid and fucking paparazzi get in front of the car

and, like, are taking pictures. Dude, I would, like, I would get out the car and I'm serious. I have a gun. If you do that again, you're going to die. You're going to die. I'm warning you. You know what? They don't even care.

They would, they would be. more inclined to stay and provoke you into shooting one of them because then they would get an amazing photograph of you shooting a paparazzi. You gotta kill all of them. You gotta fan the gun and kill all of them. They're like the boars in fucking Princess Monoia. They're just run.

They're just like, I have a goal. I'm going there. I don't care how many of us die. Like, they're insane. It's really bad. They're really terrible and it's one of those things where it's one thing for a celebrity to have like a really negative interaction with a fan, you know? Or

like just somebody on the street, that's always disappointing. But to me, every single time a celebrity you know, is mean or abusive to paparazzi, I cannot help but be on the celebrity side. I don't go to shit. Fuck properazzi. Fuck that concept, bro.

If you choose that's a profession, you're a piece of shit for real. If that's a profession, you should really get beat up, like, really bad. You should get, you should get attacked by like a fuck. You should have been that little kid in a harambe situation. Like, you deserve nothing but terrible times and, horrible dreams. I hope your fucking dog gets stolen. I hope your fucking, I hope your cars.

I hope every time you get in your car, someone cut your brakes. Every time. And I hope you I hope you don't check it when you're on the highway. Like I hope you realize, oh no, my brakes are on the highway. You fucking careen off. I'm fucking cliff into a fucking, like, that's your, that's your curse. It's like you bring every time you get in your car, your brakes are cut, you bring it to the mechanic. He fixes it. You get in the car. The mechanics cut your brakes. And now you're just fucked. Because now he gets a lot of money because you have to just keep paying him to

repay your brakes. It's like, look, I'm not cutting your brakes, but thanks for coming back here. Like, why your brakes cut every day? Why do you keep coming back here? How do you get here safely? You're just going neutral? You just come here and go down hills and neutral? Like, what the fuck's going on here?

Have you ever had to do that? Have you ever had to like neutral your way home? I've never done that before. I also didn't drive when we were back. east that's why. I feel like that might happen when I'm back home. I neutraled like I lost gas on my road and I remember being like god damn it so I would like

I had to like flinstones it kind of and it's kind of did you start it up and then get in a car? Yeah I started up I put it in neutral and I had like my legs out the out the door and I was just sort of like running the car is like surprisingly easy to push if it's like downhill it's wheels in neutral

yeah it's wheels but it was I remember my neighbor was looking at me He was like, hey, you okay? I was like, yeah, I'm out of gas. And then they offered to fucking, they went and I think got like a little bit of a canister to fill me up a little bit so I could go to the gas station or whatever.

That was a fun. That was like a good 10 minutes of me Flynnstonesing my car down the street. There was one time, Jalen got his car, his car to stopped working. So we had to push. I'm so glad that didn't happen.

You remember we told you about that, right? You told me about that. had to push his car up a hill, dude. Do you understand, remember our hill to hill? That's dangerous. Dude, if we fucked up, that car would have jet down and broke something. I think you're not supposed to do that. Oh, no, we did it, though.

We had to be. If we didn't do that, we would have never, never gotten that. We just left the car wherever it was. He was like, I got to get a new car after that. He was like, I was got to get a new car. Dude, I drove across the country in that car. I drove from New York to California I was so scared the entire time

Like it was such a beat down Fucked car That car was in such bad shape Before he left New York Yeah What was that like seven years ago at this point? Yeah so when we got here

That car was Already well beyond its time Like that car was dying Bro And he's still If you look look if you love your vehicle cool if you love your car for real do not take it across the country

just don't just don't do that don't put that kind of mileage on your car bro that's so much mileage bro that's a lot of miles it's like 3,000 miles on a brand new car do not do not do that 3,000 miles is not have you ever bought a car Chris I understand that it's not

a lot in the grand scheme of having people having cars for like 9 10 years and they put like fucking like near 100,000 miles on it but that's a lot of miles immediately on a brand new car. That's why it's like, that's a lot just up. And you just got here.

Here you go. It's like fucking getting a horse and immediately taking it on long runs. It's like you got the horse like two hours ago. Just take it to the Kentucky Derby. Like, all right. All right. We're driving down Appalachian Trail, me and my horse. It's like, what the fuck?

You just got it. Wait a little bit. A living animal. It's not the same. It is because cars have lifetimes, bro. I had to drive across country the best thing. If you have to, you have to. Is in a fucking new car.

I think that's the best time to do it. But I understand I wouldn't want to put that many miles in that short amount of time on it. Because, you know, you're like, oh, shit, as soon as I get to my destination, I got to change the oil. That's kind of a lot. Literally, the moment you. But that would be the case even if it wasn't, no. That's true. But the check, but the thing is, imagine you get a car.

You drive it, then bam, you got to get it. Oil change. You got to get the engine checked. It's been four days You gotta get all that shit done immediately It's a lot of grind It's definitely a lot of Like you're

It's a lot of wearing chair on the car So quickly Right Yeah I mean if you're going If you're booking it's straight to a place Yeah sure That's like Like I didn't sleep

I just came straight here If you're saying you don't do that You don't do it Me and Jalen did And go from New York to California In three days You know You guys didn't even enjoy your trip

You guys just came straight Yeah, we didn't have money. I had $80. That's so much. Like in my bank account. Like I had 80 bucks exactly. Awesome. And that was like gas and little bites muffins.

And that was it. Oh my God. But let's try and get, what are we at right now? Fucking, let's see. Let's go to... Here we go. cross-eyed trans girl Roden

She said, hey gang Get those checked No, don't do that Because then you have to change your name Yeah, right? Regular eyes, trans girl I'm like trans girl with eyes That's it

Is there any hobby Or craft you picked up And felt a natural gift towards Not long ago last year I picked up Blender And got to work on making 3D models and animating them I've tried coding, drawing, guitar, editing, and writing all to varying degrees of success.

Nothing's ever clicked with me as easily as 3D modeling has. Love the show, keep up the good work. Or don't. I'm not your fucking mother. For me, it's writing. For storytelling is a good thing I picked up that I've been apparently was pretty good at. Definitely my dick. It's pretty dumb.

That's all I got. Yeah, your dick. That and masturbating, obviously. I was like, go, I'm a fucking sitch. I even showed a few of my friends. They were like, whoa, that's crazy you're really good at this, dude. You showed you. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I beat my friends off. They were like, yo, you're great at this, man. I was like, thanks, man. Yo, you're great at this. Could you give me a hand, literally? I'm like, yo, dude, like, guys, I'm really good at beating off. You're like, what the fuck? Okay.

No, trust me, dude. Let me beat you off and you're going to change your mind. You know, trust me, dude, it's not gay. It's not gay. I just want to show you my town. Turn your friends gay. No, it's not, no, there's nothing gay about it. It's just like, oh, shit.

Yeah, the best hand job I got definitely Kingston. Yeah. You say that to your wife, bro. You're going to be to a gay man because now you want to be with Kingston because of his soft hands. He just really appreciates my pan job. There's nothing sexual about it. I wouldn't do it again. If he asked me to, but, yo, dude, can you, like, beat me?

I'm like, bro, that's weird, man. I'm not into that. I beat you off that one time to show you how good I was at beating off. But, like, we're not going to be this a common thing, right? Like, we're good. Right? He's like, yeah, we're good. I'm not bad, man.

I overstepped. I just wanted you to know. It's like when you beat a really hard level in a game. and you're like, no, look, I got the achievement. I just want to show you that I have the achievement. Exactly. I don't want to make a habit of having to beat mass effect on the hardest difficulty every fucking two days.

I'm extremely good at masturbating people. That's what I'm good. That's my, that is my talent. Why don't you open up a massage parlor then? God damn. Because I don't want to make it a problem. You know, I write, I write stories. I create character concepts.

I beat dick real good, but it's not my job. You don't want to make your hobby or job. Exactly. You lose your passion. Exactly, man. You know, perhaps. You just do it for money. It's like, ah, I got to masturbate this guy.

And I'm getting like $20. I don't know why. I don't know why masturbating someone sounds so much funnier than being somebody off. Like, I'm going to go masturbate this guy. It's like what? It's so tech. It's because it's medically accurate. That's why.

I'm going to master. Yeah. Yeah. Like, oh, man, I can't hang out tonight. I got to go masturbate this fella in D.C. Damn, I can't make it tonight. I've got a huge masturbation schedule.

We've got to masturbate eight clients tonight. I don't even think it's possible to masturbate someone. Yes. You were. I don't think, I think it becomes something different when you're not, because I think masturbation has to do with yourself. No, I actually don't,

I think you can. I don't think you can. I think masturbation is when you make yourself ejaculate. That's not necessarily true. I'm pretty sure that's what it is. I can be wrong, but I like saying, I'm going to go masturbate somebody. This sounds funny. Yeah.

To stimulate the genitals of someone to give them sexual pleasure. Oh, to someone. So, yeah, so there's... I can masturbate everybody. I can masturbate the whole. Let's go. Let's fucking go. There are two different verbs for it.

There's the colloquial definition, which is to simulate one's own for sexual pleasure. But it's been expanded. But the general definition is just to stimulate the genitals of someone. Let's go. We all here masturbating a whole world. Stimulate one zone. Yeah. Everybody's masturbating.

I wonder what the, you know the degrees of, what is it? Seven degrees of Kevin Bacon or something? Yeah. I wonder how that applies. What? Are you, what? I thought, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. I don't even know what's going on, honestly.

The top two links. It's the same thing. The top two links are Pornhub, masturbation porn, and then Planned Parenthood. masturbation. Really? I have Miriam Webster. I guess I'm going to look up masturbation to see what I get. Well, I mean, I guess.

Yeah, right. Yeah. So, yeah, there you go. I wrote meaning. That's why. Oh, I see. Masturbation. So I got Pacco and I got Wikipedia.

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Rehe Why don't you Rick the reek the school I saw peanut butter on his dick Hi I'm Dr. Jake Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask

when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, All About Women's Health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering

with the symptoms of premenopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN, YN, because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that can kind of help to limit the symptoms.

Hear the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do.

I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $1.20 million is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. Actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, and thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit 4thepeople.com for an office near you. Shaggy licks it off.

Holy shit. Holy shit. Oh my God. That's better. Now that's better, Twitch. Take notes. That's the matter right there. Don't you see what you've done?

You piece of shit, you fucking... That's a statue in Mark Zuckerberg's virtual reality living room. Is fucking Shaggy slobbering the fucking peanut butter off of Scooby-Doo's dick. That's so... fucking bewildering, bro. That's very real. That's so gritty. That's so gritty fucking.

Like, that's like, that's like American History X type shit, you know? Like, the guy, like, bites the curb and he breaks his jaw. And then next thing you see is Scooby Licked Peanut Butt off. Oh, saggy, ticket peanut butt off Scooby's fucking dick. It's just like, what the fuck, man? What am I watching? What kind of shit do I absorb?

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. my god. All right, Mr. Sixth Strings wrote and he said, sup boys. This one's for Chris, but I read through it. It's not necessarily for me. I notice when you guys go off on tangents, which is always hilarious, Chris has to somehow reign the other two co-hosts in. So my question is this. Which of the two, I'm just going to apply this to all of us, but which, which member of the cast do you think is more difficult to get back on track?

Oh, me. Take care, fellas. Me. Obviously, king's me. Yeah, but I got to say. I say, though, I, sometimes I do feel a little sad when Sweeney's about to go on a run into some dangerous territory. And then Chris tries to keep a professional. I'm like, what are we doing here? We got suits and ties on or something? What are we fucking, what are we fucking moots, sir?

What's going on here? It's not about professional and more just like making sure questions are read. Because if we left, look, if, for real, if we were left to our own devices, we would never read your guys's questions. like for real I would have them I would have them I would have them I would have a document

with all your questions written you would have paid the money to get them in we would spend two hours talking about fucking Shaggy sucking his own dick or something

and then that would be that would be the entirety of the episode it would be this is the episode limber enough you can do it yeah I think Shagby can suck

I think Shagg would have to do a front foot first and kind of throw his legs in a weird spot to get his crotch in his legs in a right plitget to suck his dick. Shaggy

Shaggy does a back flip shoves his head up his own ass sucks his dick inside his body that would be so epic that's hard to be so epic

and I'd be like whoa that's crazy this guy that's hard to even that's hard to even conceptualized. Scoobies does watching, laughing, eating pancakes or some fuck shit.

Eat it something. We should make a, we should make our only friends, Braggie. Help, help, help. Help me, help me, help me become a millionaire, Shaggy. You can be bigger than Belle Dauphine.

What is he doing? Is he at the Keith David, like Gary thing? Yeah, exactly. That's what I'm thinking. Help me, Shaggy. We can make a lot of money doing this. You see how much money Velma makes showing the top of her pussy? All right, quick question, guys.

What is the top of a pussy? What are you talking about? The top of a pussy. And what would be the bottom of a pussy? Like, what would you consider the top? Is the cervix the top of the pussy? It might be the fucking big dough. Right, right.

What would be the top of the pussy? It's got to be, because, I mean, if we're talking, because, okay, or is that the inside?

Is that the inside? Is that the inside? But that's the very, but that's where like, that's the inside, but that's the point, right? The,

we're the beginning of pussy. That's what the beginning of pussy is the same. Or is it the end of the pussy? So what's the, exactly. So then what's the bottom of a pussy? or let's go to another dimension and what if the

the I don't know man that's actually a really interesting it's a stupid fucking question but it's actually out of but it's something that makes you ponder bro you'd be like whoa man I don't know where the fuck the top of pussy is like somebody says

suck the back in my dick is like where's the back exactly I feel like that's easier to conceptualize for something slightly the back is got to be the bottom shaft but that's the bottom That's not the back.

No, that's the bottom. The back is unreachable. You can't suck it because the back is where it connects to your body, basically. I guess. That's the back of a penis. But there's many dimensions of your, of your, you see? So you guys are fucking going to be honest for our, man. It's the 3D shape.

So it's like having the top, bottom, back. It's like that. Like, where's the back of a cube, you know? Exactly. What's the back of a pyramid? That's just all, that's just, that's just context sensitive. That's just relevant. That's just relevant.

Exactly. That's why it gets confusing. But that's not confused. That's just how things were. It is inherently confusing, though. Because a pyramid has a bottom, right? Plato, Socrates, all of these motherfuckers couldn't figure the shit out either. They all died for this.

They all died for this conversation. They all died for me to be like, yo, where's the back of a pussy? Fred Flintstone fucking created a spark on a rock, created fire, and it all led to this. I can't believe a bunch of people got shot in a civil rights movement for this. This is so fucking unfortunate. Oh my God Galileo did not Get house arrested for

Blastomy He was He was He was trying to convince them About the top of the penis Or the back of whatever the fuck The top of the penis And they're just like

Stay in your house fervine He's like I can't I can't That's why Isaac Newton Was injecting all that mercury Behind his eyes He was trying to see He was trying to see

What other people couldn't see. He fucking, he literally got fucking, Mercury popped in his eye, fucking, who I don't see anything. He went blind. He just went,

I really thought this was gonna work. That guy was putting mercury. That guy was putting mercury in his eyes. Like, it was a fucking vizine. Like, it's insane. I just saw a really fuck thing that I'm gonna send you guys on Instagram,

on Twitter, because it really made me upset. I don't know what this is, but I know what's gonna be everybody. Are you fucking scrolling Instagram why you're fucking working? No, well,

our jobs. When fuck shit happens, we gotta talk about it. When you guys see that help, yes, have I really horrible night. That's the most right off. That's the most right off excuse I've ever heard. It's like, well, it's technically a business expense. Is that a toilet? Yep.

You don't know if it's chilly or shit or bloody shit. You're a piece of shit. You don't know if it's chilly or bloody shit. Why would you fucking, like, what did you send? What are you fucking, what are you told? Like, what the fuck's wrong with you? I saw that and I got upset

So you got to see it to You're sitting on the fucking Discord Where you can't see Because he's an idiot Oh okay cool Hey man I'm okay with that I'm okay with that Y'all gonna be mad all y'all want

Y'all I ruined your day You don't want to see it anyway Chris You really don't It's really fucking sad It's fine I've never been mad Ever Okay so you have a shirt that says Kill on it doesn't even say me

It just says kill in the frame Kill That's his lick On the video because that's it, it records it backwards. Oh, what? That's a shame. So I was just going to lick, lick.

I don't know. Lick them. I don't know. Lick them. Lick him. Rick him. Lick him. Rack him.

Rackie. Lick it. Racky. Racky. Racky. Racky. Racky. There's the name of the episode,

Rick me, Raggy. Oh, Rick me. Rick me, Rick. All the read it runner off me, raggy. Come on. You row, you run to you love runky. You love chunky peanut butter. Raggy.

He's trying to fuck the zombies on zombie island. He's like, go here, Rambis. Come here, Rambis. I love that movie, man.

It's great movie. I like the fucking wear cats. Dude, that movie's so weird. I've said this a bunch of times, but that movie kind of changes plot midway through. So I always thought I caught half the movie. It's,

I was like, holy shit, man. It's like, it's like, wait, there are wear cats. You know what it does? It changes the fucking new.

universe. There's literally fucking zombies. There's literally zombies and wear cats. And ghosts. Everything was fake till then. It was a joke anymore. It was all funny games. It's like the idea of like ghost finders.

Like everything's really funny until you meet a proper demon. And it is like what the fuck? This isn't a joke anymore. We can't do this. Scooby on zombie island is the equivalent of like you've just been fucking around with your friends for 60 years

and then suddenly one of them's like hey by the way just Heil Hitler you know like for real and you're just like what wait this what the whole time you this is you

this has been you this whole time like for real you're actually just a real Nazi and all these jokes were not jokes from you that's that's what that movie is because everything's like the entire because Scooby-Doo was going on For years.

It was old, man. It was old then. It was old when, it was ancient when I was a fucking child. Right. So like, when that shows on, it's like, oh, it was, it was Ricky the, it was Ricky pedophile from across the street. It was Johnny the autistic kid. He stole the fucking key. And he's like, oh, man, I'm really not good at change.

Big things change. They changed the color of the shed and I lost my mind and I shot somebody. But at the end of that movie. At the end of that movie It's It's mundane shit All the kid getting fucking confused and killing someone Mundane is fuck

Yeah that's mundane I guess But They fucking took out the goddamn speed limit So I killed a bunch of kids That would have got away with it They changed Sonic's design I couldn't I couldn't do it

I got so mad I went to a preschool and I shot it up. Dressed as the red herring. They just had to give them the civil rights. They just had to do it. 45 MPH, I thought that meant 45 murder people here. And I just lost it. He said he did that dress.

I want to cut off away with it if you were for you stupid N-words. Stupid N-words and that fucking dumbass, stupid talking dog. I would have got away with it, too, if it weren't for you small business owners and your mascot. For decades, for decades, it was all just a guy, you know? Or like, and then all of a sudden, it's Scooters on the island, wait, suddenly, nah, it's real. Which means that they are terrible at their jobs, by the way, because it took them decades. to find an actual paranormal situation. I don't think that means they're terrible at their jobs.

I think that just means that they kept sticking their nose where they shouldn't have. And so they finally found some shit that they're going to go home and be like, yo, I don't know if I'm safe. I feel like I remember seen from that movie about like something involving a mirror that used to freak me out from that movie where they're all like the house. It was the ghost face dude where they went into the house and they saw the mirrors and it was all the ghost people. And they started coming in the house And they were trying to board up the doors And then Shacky screamed the N-word Like loud

Like he just like I'm sorry, sniff And he just screamed it That's so stupid And everyone kind of turned around They were like Shacky What? Even the zombies were like, whoa dude

It wasn't even Shaggy It wasn't even Shaggy It was just Casey Kaysim in the fucking booth He's like Sonic calling Knuckles the N-word for no reason somebody got his coffee wrong and they just used the take because it was the only take that had the emotion they needed

we're gonna we're gonna somehow edit it around we're gonna somehow edit it around it's not even gonna sound like the Edward by the time we're done dude whatever at this point it's not even gonna sound like the Edward by the time we're done editing it don't even trip we're good dude

I don't know we're at we're at a point right now we should we should just fucking stop this oh my god damn charade we've been out for two hours like zoing school I didn't mean to save it like that

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Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, All About Women's Health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a C. AVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of perimenopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN, because there

are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that could kind of help to limit the symptoms. Hear the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts.

I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America. his largest injury law firm.

That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

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We won't even mention you if you don't show up. So this is all... The ball is, like, firmly planted in your court right now. $1,000 is the same thing but for Gears of War II, not even including the Gears of War. one package. I go for that one. Gears 2 is, it's more significant. It is, man.

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he's like all right sure how much do you need just sure yeah just Bill Gates yeah but if I did have that money has to give you malaria vaccine scenes in your eyes. That's the, that's tradeoff. Oh, I'm down. I wouldn't do that. I'm down. I would do that a heartbeat. I would do that freak out. My eyes already fucked. My eyes already fucking, in your eyes? Yeah, you can fucking put a needle on my, you put a needle on my fucking urethor for

fucking millions of dollars. I'm gonna be shit. Christ, Christ. Would you get, would you get an eye tattoo? Oh, no, not eye tattoo. I wouldn't do that. Why? It's just a needle in your eye. Yeah, but that's, there one, no. I'm not getting my eyes. My eyes are fine already. I have a pretty decently fine looking eyes, I guess. What if you got your eyes tattooed on your eyes? They tattoo my eyeballs on my eyeballs What if I can see better? Wouldn't that be crazy if I was in colorblind anymore? Yeah, that's all work.

I'm like, if you got a tattoo with colored ink so that you are no longer colorblind? But I only see colors. Like that works? I'm like, whoa, dude, I can see every color now. It's insane. Wait, that's so colorblind. You know I'm black? I'm, you fucking idiot bitch.

No, do you know I'm black? The guy named some black guy. Did you know I'm black dude? Yo, I didn't know if we knew this or not. But you know I'm black, right? Just asking, man. Just asking. I was just asking.

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That was such a fucking, that was a big day. I met like 500 people, so like, my memory's a little bit blurred. That was like during the height of COVID, right? Yeah, it was like, wow, it was, yeah, we were all spitting in each other's mouth gargling semen. Fucking shooting your tongue

that hip was throat like fucking Yoshi I don't if that was customary if it was customary at like fan meetups to just bring you hold your mouth open

and someone just down all the way down you can't breathe for part of it like for a good moment there's no air going down your throat

because it fills your lungs I didn't notice that Mario punches the shit out of Yoshi and Super Mario World to make him fucking stick his tongue out. He pops him. He pops him one. That pisses me off, bro. He beats him in the base of the skull. He pops him one. Which kind of

implies that he can't do that unless he's No, no, no, no. What he is actually doing, he's pushing, he's tapping his head. He's like, he can get that? And he's telling him, like, eat. He's punching him. But he's like, it's fine, dude. Don't worry about it. If you zoom in real close to any given

Mario game where Yoshi is appearing, It shows you can see the brass knuckles on Mario's hands. Just wallops him one, back in a head. Eat that. That fucking lown sound, that's his fucking, that's his brain cells. Combusting. Just setting on fire because Mario hit him so goddamn hard. Mario's strong, man.

He could break through bricks with a single punch and he's punching the base of this dinosaur's skull. Mario's so strong. He can jump in. in the air and slam his ass down on stone and it disappears. So, like, Mario is a formidably strong person, for sure. Anyway,

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This is the weirdest one with a lot of Scooby-Doo. I think nobody else has talked about Scooby-Doo more than like a Scooby-Doo podcast. Other than I'm sweetbread of Scooby-Doo so often. Oh, my God. What if we get the fucking cast of the movie on here? like, what's up with this? The original cast? We'd dig him up. Bro, I would fucking love

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