The Snark Tank - #96: This Ape Are Belong to Us

Episode Date: January 28, 2022

People copyrighting other peoples NFTs? Pizza Times Origin Story? More Mass Effect? Why is Bezos making Lord of the Rings? Is CoD worth 70 billion dollars? Mike Shinoda shilling cartoon apes? Pokimane drama that I don't understand? All this and more on todays episode of The Drew Carrey Show! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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What day? What is this? January, we're in mid-January, 2020. Mm-hmm. I mean, that was a disgusting laugh. But here we are. That wasn't a laugh. That was the, uh-huh.

Okay, good. There was a thing we forgot to mention last time that, like, I'm kind of disappointed that we didn't get to because it's going to feel a bit segmented in this, in this episode. But I saw it, and I had to mention it. Mike Shinoda. shilling NFTs in like this strangest way. I hate to jump like right into this shit, but like I want to get this out of the way. He's, he was shilling NFTs in, in a way that I don't think I've seen anybody else do, where he was like trying to argue two game developers, like how easy it is and how beneficial it

would be and he was like man wouldn't it be great if you could like own a skin and like really own it so that way you could transfer it from video game to video game at a moment's notice and it got just dunked on by everybody in the space there were all these developers being like dude it took us like three months to port a skin from our old engine into our new one this is not how anything works and uh i just wanted to bring up the fact that mike shenota just for some reason just felt the need to go off on this weird. Completely shot his bed. It's one of those things that I feel like he,

uh, somebody told him this. Yeah, yeah. And he didn't even think twice about it. Because he's very knowledgeable about like things that have to do with technology and the digital. He's making, he makes music on Twitch like five days a week.

Yeah. He's just, he's grinding. And then for some reason he couldn't just rub, two brain cells together, be like, that doesn't make any sense. I want to take my halo skin and put it in my Pokemon. It's like, no, bro, that's not how that works. It's not how 3D modeling works.

It's not how coding works. It's not how assets work at all. It's just a very intellectual property. It doesn't work at all. Yeah. It was just very disappointed to see that for it. Because I like Mike Shinode, you know, it's like, I don't like think about him every day or anything.

But like, I think, like, whenever I hear his name, I'm like, it's a. associated with like positive thoughts. So like just to see that just out of nowhere, it's like, it's like when a kid just repeats information. Like, it almost felt like an adult told me this. So it must be true. And it's like, dude, what confuses me most about this is like he's a pretty well-connected individual.

And also the internet exists. You could just Google this probably. You could even just a couple minutes Googling this. would have showed you that that's not how a moment of thinking would have got him out of this yeah but he didn't and I just wanted to touch on that because I thought that was funny I don't remember if we talked about Troy Baker last week also but that was another whole

fucking that whole hell what happened to him people spilling their people are like you promoting NFTs I thought of yes and as a role model I got it to voice acting because of you I hate you Troy I'd have like suck my dick I would just be like suck my dick

I'm trying to make money I would have said I'd really fucked up to that. So here's what he did. Troy Baker, he's famous for voicing like a Joel in The Last of Us and all these, like so many people. Like the Joker and Batman Arkham Origins, a ton of, he's done a lot of voice work.

He's very, very, very well-known voice actor. Yeah, he's Booker in a Bioshock, Infinite. He's very, I like him as a performer. But he tweeted, he was like, I'm partnering with voice verse NFT to explore ways where together, we might bring new tools to new creators to make new things and allow everyone to make

or and allow everyone a chance to own and invest in the IPs they create. We all have a story to tell you can hate or you can create. What will it be? And then it's just this terrible art. Of course, because it's a fucking NFT and it has to be. But, uh... NFTs mean and fucking every, every NFT just fucking bust in its own pants. It's a fucking disaster.

But it's, but it's a company that's like, already gotten in trouble for like stealing other people's likenesses and like just it's just it's this big fucking so everybody was just clowning on and being like you fucking dumb ass like what do you're trying to do like it makes none of this makes any sense especially for voice actors like what are you what are you gonna lend your voice out to somebody like i like i like the idea i like the idea of someone taking his voice so technically they own the likeness of joel and shit like that like someone just fucking him over and being like now every time joel speaks i get paid $5 so you may not make another last of us without consulting me.

Troy has the goal in and work, but then a guy gets paid. That's just so fucking horrible. It's all stupid, but that's... This is the worst error right now. This is the worst error of the internet that we've been in in quite some time. Yeah, it sucks. It's really fucking terrible. You said this is the worst?

Yeah, I would... I think so, sincerely. Really? I don't know. I'm still fairly new to the internet. This is, there's way to... many people that are that are getting scammed and there's way too many like wealthy people that are getting into this flexing their nuts you know buying these stupid ape NFTs just because they can and I just I can't it is so disappointing seeing people that I actually like you know jumping on this bandwagon yeah so let's there's this is another great thing too Sorry to cut you off.

I just, I just, because you said scammed and something clicked in my head immediately. Like it was a story from like, uh, uh, oh no, no,

this is old. But like recently somebody got, like a bunch of people got scammed at like millions of dollars. Like millions of dollars. Like the Logan Paul getting scammed out of the fucking $3.5 million dollars of Pokemon. Yeah. Yeah. That shit fucking.

Dude. Now look, look, look, I don't believe in poetic. I don't believe in poetic justice at all. I don't believe that this world really has a whole rhythm to it. And it. Things mean.

things but the fact that he ruined the whole collector's base and made it inflate so heavily and all the shit that went people that were just collecting cards for my years had to go because he got involved in him losing over three million dollars for it just seems so so karma like it's just like oh wow look at you you you just you darn darn fool yeah love it too but they were hockey cards or something like that and it's like come on But we've, we've talked, I think last episode, we kind of talked a little bit about NFTs too. So we won't, we won't dive too deep into it. But.

Okay. Okay, guys, before we get off the NFT thing, can, is there any NFT? Like, this is an image as a whole, not expecting to appreciate or any kind of fuck shit. Are there any NFTs you would buy? No. Because I would definitely buy a down syndrome to monkey NFT. I wouldn't. There is that.

I would just save the JPEG. if someone made it. Yeah, yeah. That's true. I would probably do the same thing. I wouldn't do the same thing. Here's the thing. If I had like an unlimited amount of money and an NFT was actually reasonable, like, you actually

did, if you bought an NFT and you owned like the trademark and like the actual likeness and it actually like worked out in such a way that you actually properly owned that image, I think literally every single sketch or visual representation of pizza time would be in my portfolio for sure. Every single visual media of him, bro. But there's no reason to buy an NFT. It's like the dumbest fucking thing.

Yeah, it's just I want to take people's NFTs and make them into my thumbnails and profit off of them just to prove it. Like it's, it's so fucked. I mean, it's not though, because you do. Does it work like that? Would you actually be able to profit off of it? Of course you could. What would stop you?

What would stop you? Well, because I think, we put, we put, we put it. It would just be morally wrong. We put the green goblin on our thumbnail. We don't own the fucking green goblin. You think we don't own a green goblin? Do we own pizza time, though? Like, do we technically own pizza time?

I mean, if we file a trademark for it. And that's another thing. That's probably not that much. We need to, one thing that I think we didn't, we didn't, it probably wouldn't cost that much. We could do it. But one thing that we didn't mention about NFTs is that, and I think this is the most important thing, is that you don't officially own them. Right.

So this is what's happening. You just have the receipt in the blockchain, right? So here's the thing that a lot of people that are doing to be dicks, and I think it's funny. They're actually copyrighting people's NFTs, filing for their shit to actually own it and make it their IP. It's smart, man. It's smart.

And that's the way that it has always worked. So like the people who fit, I don't know if they think that they're going to get the copyright by paying that much money. and just don't understand that like they and a copyright's included and it's not. Yeah, like I could right now go into so many people's portfolios and just copyright everybody's NFTs and then I would actually own them and then they couldn't legally sell them.

You know, like it's a whole mess that that opens up. That's so fucked up. I want to do it, but like also I don't have the heart. I don't have the heart to just ruin people's days like that. I do. I don't have the income to just waste on that shit though. Right. I'm trying to save here.

but I can't I can't do that to people but it's like oh man I got I made this investment it's like it's like somebody buying stocks and you buy you buy the whole company and you sell it it's like some fucking random person and it's like I had stock this number I was like yeah you did but then I bought

major ownership and then I sold it because I can do that and you have no power here now that's like uh that's like when I found out that there was like the Saudi Arabian dictator who's killed people who owns SNK right now with Ramtruck's declaration of deals well qualified current FCA lessees get a low mileage lease on the 2020

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What? That's cool. Yeah. Isn't that crazy? What? Yeah, S&K. Like the game company, like metal slug and, you know, all those. Why did he kill him, though?

It was the question. Well, he's a dictator. What do you mean? Like, why did he kill him? He's a dictator. That's why. That's literally. What are the rules apparent and did he disobey?

Because I mean, I mean, there was probably, I mean, somebody was probably gay or something. It's Saudi Arabia, you know, like, I mean, dude, remember. Remember, just a couple years ago? Remember in 2018 when the journalist got fucking butchered? Oh, yeah. Remember that? Yeah. So, like, that's just what happens.

That's what happens over that. I mean, there are rules. You know, places have rules. You know, you don't run by the pool. You don't be gay in Saudi Arabia. You don't run by the pool. You don't stand on the yellow line near subway. There are rules, you know.

Without rules, you would have no society. Right. They're just trying to. You have no society. They're just trying to avoid chaos. So they're killing journalists. They're just trying to keep the world in order, but everybody wants to disobey. Simple rule.

Don't be. gay in Saudi Arabia, then just don't do that. It's that simple. Don't be gay in Saudi Arabia. While you're in Saudi Arabia, don't be a gay person. Is that like, as soon as you land in Saudi Arabia, like, there's a huge banner in the airport. Better not be gay. Don't be gay.

In fairness, I do think, like, if you're visiting, I don't know, maybe you're a gay person, don't visit Saudi Arabia, certainly. Just that just had a base, just had a base self-preservation, you know, like. But if you are, while you're there, flip the script, don't be gay. Oh, my God.

All right, let's move on. Oh, my fucking God. What's this Pockeman shit? Hold on, hold on. You guys were talking about Pockeman a little bit before the show. I am not caught up. I don't understand. I know about the TV meta shit,

but I logged off. Pocki mate, she's just a girl with bunch of Sims. She's fucking being really annoying. What's going on though? She's fucking, okay. So I'm fucking done. I want to kill myself with a gun in Minecraft.

All right. So, Pokyman, right? So everybody, I'm sure everybody, I'm sure everybody listening is, is aware of, we talked about the TV meta or that also what they try to call it. Yeah. So because of that.

Pokemon was such a hot topic right now. And there's a guy that was really up and coming that actually I discovered through this. This name's Jidian or Jadeon, however you want to say it. And he's a massive troll. He's kind of an idiot too. So what he did was he did a raid, which is, look, people raid people all the time. It's usually pretty harmless. But he raided Pockeman, which is really stupid.

And all they were putting was spamming her chat just saying L plus ratio. So that was it. That's it. It wasn't like a huge deal, but at the same time, it was stupid. So originally, just to speed it up, originally he got banned for two weeks, which is a bit much because obviously Pokemon didn't get banned for two weeks for illegally streaming people's IPs, right? That's, yeah, that's pretty ridiculous. Well, there was also that one, again, we're never not going to bring this up because it is such a blinding example.

but there was that one streamer who stretched her asshole open on Twitch. You got banned for like, which is pretty late in general, to be fair. Yeah, I didn't have a problem with it. I'm just saying. She did that. Yeah, and then no big deal. She told her bare asshole to Twitch. There's the chick that, uh, which one was it, Amaranth or Alinity?

It was probably a Linity. Oh, spit vodka. Yeah, abusing her cat. Yeah, Alinity spat vodka into her cat's mouth. Yeah. And she threw her over, uh, threw her over, uh, through, she, threw the cat, yeated the cat over her head. She did multiple things.

All right, look. Let's be, yeah, let's, hold on. Hold on. What is, what is the constant occurring factor in all those things? Hold on, hold on. I want to say, I want to say, I want to say one thing. The cat thing, I think, was a bit overblown. Like, she just kind of tossed it over her head.

It's a cat. It's not like she spiked. It's not like she spiked the cat. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. That's very, okay, when I was a kid, I've never told this story online. But when I was a cat, I had a cat. Well, it's not, no, because I just, I feel bad about it, even though I didn't do anything on purpose.

It was, uh, I had my cat, and I, I was spinning with my cat, just being stupid. I'm a kid, like, we, let's spin, let's get dizzy. And the cat's obviously like, fuck this shit, right? So the cat jumps from my arms and breaks his leg. Yeah, just simple, just not being prepared to, if you, you know, throw a cat over your head unprepared, it can get hurt because it's not. doing it on its own will. It was also dizzy because you're probably spinning. Yeah, it was also, it was, I did dizzy the cat.

No, I did dizzy the cat, but here's the thing. The cat also wasn't, it wasn't prepared to, like, it's not, I know where I'm going to be. Kind of like, say, just eating a cat over your head, the cat's not like, I'm doing this, and I know where I'm going to land. I understand. It's like, you know what I'm saying? I just remember seeing that video. No matter of the way you look at it, it is, that is abuse.

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I did not do that Somebody girlfriend If I did that church She would be dead I think I've seen you do that too Honestly Kingston I've definitely punched her But like not

I've seen I've definitely, I've definitely walked by your room and seen you like pretending to fight someone, you know. She's real, dude. She's a whole ass real person. I don't know. I did see the real, because you photoshopped a picture of some, you know, like, I don't know, somebody. You just found on Twitch or something. I don't even know.

And then people like reverse engineered it and it showed that you were, there was nobody there. I was like, this is a pretty good work. What made that insane in all seriousness, what made that insane is that I put. posted that picture and then like a minute later, some party posted a picture of it edited with her out of the picture. And I was like, what the fuck? How does she feel about that?

How does it? She was just like, people have talent and they're wasting on dumb shit like this. And I was like, yes, I know. Somebody please. I know.

Somebody please. If there could be like a dedicated Twitter account to just taking every photo of Kingsett and his girlfriend just editing his girlfriend out of it, I will follow you. and I will retweet everything. Oh, my God. We want that. We want to get that account to 10K.

Character assassination of me. Just removing my lover from every image. Bro, we're going to gaslight you so hard, dude. It's never going to work because I know her. So like, maybe if I was first, maybe if I was first dating her, that shit could work on me, maybe. Because it could be like, yo, like, am I, like, what am I doing? Like, I'm not going anywhere. Like, who's this person?

This is, this reminds me. It's too late now. this reminds me of my dream. I've always, like, I've always wanted to have just, like, this is the only reason I've ever wanted to be a rich person. It's not, it's not, it's not to, like, buy a bunch of shit that I want. It's not, like, any of that. It's to pull elaborate ruses where, like, I just want one day to be able to, like, high,

like, study a friend of mine, like, find out, like, oh, he's going to go to, like, a diner at, like, at 12 p.m. every, every Sunday or whatever. And he goes to the diner. I want to hire, like, an entire group of people, like, the entire, entire diner to be at the diner at that time and just turn around exactly at like 1245 and be and look at this person and say wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up and just have the person panic and if people on the street too i would hire them as well i would have like a bit i would have it written in the sky that would that's what i would do with like a lot of money wake up what is wrong i don't know i just think

that'd be fun i like that i think that's actually a fantastic idea that's fantastic if you're fucking psychopath that wants to just bother people. No, that's some, that you have to admit. If, if I was rich, I'd like, I don't know, try to like help impoverished areas. You guys are like, let's let's fucking go pull break.

Why not both? You guys are like Logan Paul's. You guys are like fucking Logan and Jake Paul. No, why not both? Let's have a fucking stream house and show my penis to girls when they don't want to see it. What? What precludes me from from being a, you know,

charitable, you know, philanthropist just because I like to pull an occasional expensive, insanely expensive prank. Because you can be doing so much more with that insane. Imagine how much that would cost to have everyone in a general area. Probably about 40,000. I feel like it would be probably less than that, maybe, but that's a lot of money.

You should pay everybody a thousand bucks. They'll do it. I'd want to pay, I'd want to pay them well, you know? Like, I wouldn't want to be like a, I wouldn't want to be like a cheap skate, like a leafy,

like it was $20 okay type person. Like I'd be, I'd be paying them well. Like, uh, Damn, I forgot about that. That's deep cut. Yeah, it is a deep cut. That's fun. That's old Lord. Anyway, anyway, anyway, what's going on?

I miss that shit, though. I kind of missed that shit at YouTube, though. I'm not going to lie. That was fun. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah.

That's where we were. We didn't even get to, uh, what happened. Yeah, what happened? So, uh, so, okay. So, okay, so after that, obviously, Pokemon was not satisfied with the two-week ban of this Jidian guy. Jay didn't even First will

So this is why she wasn't satisfied Because once he got banned The first thing he did He took the picture of Pokemon Where she doesn't have any makeup on And put it as his avatar on Twitter So That was already like

Antagonistic It's stupid and trolley But it's like All right you're poking the fucking bear dude She's already like she has this She's done a lot There's compilations of stuff She's very fiery

Right Anyway So he gets permaband. They upload it because, you know, we all know. We all know the Twitch staff are mega simps. We know this. He got permaband for that? Yes, he's permaband.

Oh my God. That's hilarious. He's fucking permaband for rating a chat and having, or having his audience rate chat, but L plus ratio. And then something he did outside of Twitter, not me, outside of Twitch, which was just put the avatar. Didn't say anything to her. And then quickly after, he did apologize. I said, I'm going to take the L on this one. He apologized, blah, blah.

He's permanent. Perman. It doesn't matter. So this is where more of the drama ensued, where people were saying, Ninja, like, help get this guy unband. And he said on stream, there's nothing I can do other than just contact my Twitch rep.

And then he pretended, or so he says, he pretended to actually contact him, saying, all right, Texas sent. Pockeme took that as a betrayal. Like, why would you? you try to get somebody unband and all this shit, right? And then so then Ninja DMs Pockemein and just says, I didn't, I didn't send this, I swear on my grandfather who just died,

you're making a huge mistake. So then she shows the DMs on stream. And then people took that as a threat by him saying you're making a huge mistake. And I'm like, wait, what is Ninja? What is Tyler Blevins going to do? What is he going to kill her? By our house? like people were freaking out about this now the one thing

Ninja did lie about if he did if he actually didn't send the other tweet to his Twitch rep then he lied but he said he lied because he wanted to have people shut up about the whole situation I'm gonna pretend like I did and people are gonna be like okay he did something right so they were all salty about that then Ninja's wife got involved too and then was being very hostile towards Pocu mane and that's pretty much where it kind of ends off right there where she was just saying like hey we're getting all these terrible messages.

We're getting harassed way more than you did on your fucking stream, which is true. Yeah, yeah. Like, they're getting way more hate than the L plus ratio. They're, you know what I'm saying?

So that's unfortunate. It turned into this stupidest thing. The simple nature of Twitch and the internet in general is just like, like, I don't know. Like, I don't like, I don't know.

Like, it's crazy. I never, I never, I never, look, we got to understand that, you know,

Twitch, has an objective bias towards a certain kind of streamer. A certain kind of streamer gets a lot more benefits from Twitch as a whole than another particular kind of group. Sure. And I just really am sick of like that, like that just mentality of like, yeah, just do what they want. No matter how objectively bullshit it is. Here's the thing. Here's the thing.

I just saw, Poki tweeted like, I think, 37 minutes ago about this. Oh, so more shit. This is all the shit that he's done, right? And it's just like, it's just a bunch of, I'm reading it in my eyes are glazing

because this is just such fucking menial shit. You are one of the most popular streamers on the fucking planet. Your face, I've seen your face on billboards, like, regardless of my consent. I don't even like, I don't,

regardless of my consent. I didn't, I didn't want to say, see Pokeyman's face everywhere, but it is. And look, I'm not even saying, like, I like Pokeyane, I dislike Pockeman, I don't know anything about her. I've never tuned into any one of her streams ever. But you are one of the most popular streamers on the face of the earth, probably.

Get over it. Like, it's, how could you possibly be, how big is this other guy? How big is this guy, other guy even remotely as big as Pockeme? He was starting to blow up, but he's not nearly in the way. the same stratosphere. It's not even the same ballpark, of course. You just have to, like, walk it off, dude. Like, there's so many, there were, there were, I used to get so many, like, weird people

in my comments. I used to get people making videos about me all the time. It was, like, fucking weird. But just, if you just let it go, then they go away. The biggest mistake that you could make on the internet is letting people know that they're bothering you. Because then they're just going to live. They just won't stop.

Then it will never stop. I have ignored every single thing on the internet that has ever bothered. me and it has always 100% gone away in less than a week. The second you make like a big thing about it, now this is part of you. This is part of like in your Wikipedia fucking timeline, your history of, this is a part of it now. This guy's fucking made and this the time you got bent out of shape because he took a picture of you with no makeup and made it his profile picture. I would have went super hard. As soon as she would have tried to give me, I would have wait.

I would have wait. I would have walked my mind. Okay, let me actually do something that is worth a fucking ban now that I'm fucking perma ban. Because like look at that situation All the stuff that we've already kind of Rattled off about These streamers getting slaps on the wrist You know streaming illegal shit

Vodka with cats Spreading asshole all these different So many other things Much more this chick You know pulling her nipple out on accident It wasn't an accident But she didn't even get banned She banned herself

You're talking about Jojo? You're talking about Jojo? Um like the, like the singer? No, it was another Twitch streamer. I don't even know if it was Pokemon or something. It might even, no, I don't think she's ever. Somebody had a nip slip on Twitch, but it was a big streamer.

And she banned herself because Twitch did nothing, literally did nothing. They were like, eh, fine. I saw nip. Yeah, they probably fucking shot goo everywhere. They're like, this is awesome. This is what we've been waiting for. Yeah, I don't know, man. This guy might have deserved a band.

Like, I don't know. I think he deserved a three band or something like she did for streaming fucking Avatar, The Last Air Band, or whatever. That's the thing too. That's the thing too is like the whole like TV thing that's so clearly against her. It's so clearly against TOS. That's against the law. It's just, yeah, it's just, it's not fair use.

People don't know what fair use means. People think fair use means like, oh, if I, if I take this and use it, then it's mine. No. You have to transform it in, in some. fucking way in order for you to even remotely claim fair use and like watching an entire broadcast and just talking every so often

I saw one stream where Hassan was just in the bathroom for like 20 minutes or whatever it was all like 20 minutes of a show's playing and Hassan's just sitting there like like yeah and by the way I might be exaggerating maybe maybe it wasn't 20 minutes but the whole point is no it was like 15

minutes bro it was enough he was long enough he was gone ridiculous and the show's just playing like at least fucking pause it. So he's that guy also. This is Asan dude. Like I didn't know who he was. No, son is a,

It's a big deal. Yeah. I didn't know who he was. And I found out that he's some guy that like very vocally democratic or some shit like that. He's a, he's a left. He's a left.

He's like a left content creator for sure. Yeah. Left is content creator. He is the, the nephew of, of, uh, Jank Yuger. Yeah.

The young Turks. Of, of young Turks. Oh, man. You know Jake Uger? Yeah, he got in trouble. He got in trouble for, uh, on, on the young Turks a while ago for saying that. I think he said like America deserved 9-11 or something.

9-11. No, look. Look, that's pretty funny. I understood what he was saying, but he used the wrong words. Well, he's just too, he gets too heated on his stream. So everything he says sounds like super serious. Guys, if you don't know, if you don't know, if you don't know Hassan Piker, go put in Hassan Piker, uh, uh, rage quit, Bloodbourne.

It's the funniest clip I've ever seen. It's really funny. I've saw that one recently. He just, I don't know, like, I saw like him Ethan Klein had a podcast and I watched a podcast and yo, I cannot describe to you the levels of just like, yo, this is not. I felt like I felt like a gay kid around a bunch of girls taking off their clothes. Just like, yo, I feel really uncomfortable. Please someone stop this. They had no chemistry at all.

It was bad, bro. To be fair. To be fair, I've been keep, I want to, I want to see, I was like, I want to follow this and see what happens. Right. So I've watched every single episode. The first four, five episodes were like, oh my God, this is, this is a disaster. It was so bad that I even message Hassan was like, hey, man, you have to tell Ethan to let you speak. This is a fucking disaster.

Anyway, now, I don't know, I'm sure a bunch of people told them that too. next episodes that started to come up Oh, all of a sudden Ethan's apologizing now. He's like, oh, sorry. Like, he's actually letting Hassan speak because he, Hassan could actually rant. He can go on these things where he's like,

oh, this dude's on point. Like, he's actually making some good points. But Ethan will interrupt with some nonsensical thing and then just derailed everything and it gets really fucking awkward. But it feels like they're working on it. Those first few were really rough. It would be like,

If we did the snart tank, immediately. Like, me and Chris at fucking, like, 17 and 18 immediately did a podcast. And we know nothing about each other. And we're just like, uh, so. What's happening? I'm about bided up. Yeah, it's so weird. It's those first few episodes feel like they're not even friends, you know?

Like, not even remotely. Like, it's like somebody, it's like a bet almost. Like somebody was like, if you lose this bet, you have to do a podcast together. And then they lie. And they just did it. And that first episode was just like, so, Hassan? And he's like, you're right. I just remembered something.

So my girl said this because she didn't know who Hassan was. And she said, like, who's this conservative guy he's doing a podcast with? That's how different their dynamics seemed when she was just checking it out. Like she thought like he was doing some type of, uh, right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals. Well qualified current FCA lessees. Get a low mileage lease on the 2026. Ram, 500 Big Horn crew cab, four by four for $369 a month.

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with you? Morgan and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. What is that, uh, that crystal ball with that other dude? Do you know that show? It's this political show where Chris, her name's Crystal Ball.

Oh, uh, she's like, yeah, I forget the name of the show because they've had several, but it's her and then that other guy. He's like conservative, so they like do that dynamic. Saugger, I think. I don't remember his name. But yeah, you know who I'm talking about. You think you could do like a, you think you do a podcast with like fucking like, uh, like Ethan Ralph or something like that's a fucking demon like some fucking bottom dweller. I think I could do a podcast. No.

Oh, my God. I think I could do it. I'd rather do it. I'd rather do a podcast with Ethan Ralph and Cat Black. Really? Yeah. I fucking hate. I can't stand that bitch.

She's just always, I've never seen her not snarky. I've never seen one sentence come out of her mouth where she sounded like pleasant. I'll just never forget the seven hour live streams, plural she did, daily about me and Lacey being in a relationship. ship like seven hours a day for three days like what the fuck i would like go hug your mom or something like feed yourself what you do i could definitely do a podcast with eith and ralph because i feel like i feel like he would show me the darker aspects of myself and that'd be crazy i'd be like yo this guy's bad news he's funny but like he's really like don't fuck with him Speaking of Ethan Ralph, I saw something retweeted on my timeline this morning that I couldn't believe that I was like, I can't, why is this on my timeline?

Was it the gunt? So it's about the gunt. So it's a relic that I thought expired. I thought he was gone. You remember Worski? Oh, yeah, yeah. So he's still doing shit. And he's doing a huge marathon.

Of a bunch of creators, even some lefty ones that I respect. Some people, they're all coming together to shit on Ethan Ralph in a few days or something. That sounds awesome. Wait, hold on. Hold on. I saved it. I saved it because I was like, somebody retweeted somebody. Warsky coming in clutch.

He's just going to try to bring as much attention to the fact that he's called Ralph is the devil. It's called the F. Ralph Festival. And it has a, like, uh, uh, Well, I saw one name that I I saw one name that I respect Oh, Crout and T's he's gonna be on there Oh, that's funny. But actually, most other people are actually

They're kind of, never mind. There's a lot of trashy people They're gonna be in this lineup. But I am going to watch because Yeah, dude. Fuck us, fuck Ethan Ralph, dog. I thought they were homies, though. I thought they were homies.

That's what like, I know they had some spats. There are no homies in that, in that. That's true. That's true. Nobody's actually Everybody's a piece of shit Nobody's actually friends with each other It's just a whole fucking mess

But that is Fucking funny That's Aft and Maralph festival Yeah Do you want me to see you to the leaf I just found it Yes please

You found it Got the link in a Discord Please Derek I need that I need to watch that shit bro I'm gonna be on that shit all fucking Yeah save the day though Fuck that guy Fuck this dude

It feels like an eternity ago That shit man Like I really I can't even remember It kind of was, though. It was like almost four years ago at this point when like it was at its tipy top like, oh, the fallout with warskies in Miami with all these fucking idiots and he's screaming like and tells his friend to pull out a gun and gets arrested and shit. It was, dude, that arc was insane. I thought he was gone after that.

Apparently not. I guess that arc. That's the, that's a YouTube arc right there, man. That is a YouTube arc. we must be doing something they should have made that an anime that should have been an anime like opening of that

like a whole anime opening of like just the internet bloodswork people like all of them just doing like fuck shit the beginning of the evangelian it's just as petty as I just started watching

Jojo's Bazaar Adventure like season one it's like just as petty as that dude it's like just bullshit rivalry for no reason Dio yeah exactly yo put Jojo's fucking dog in the oven. He put it in the furnace

for no reason. The first moment he met him, bro, he came off his carriage, kicked his dog in a deed. He fucked his dog up. And it's like, bro, why did you kick my dog? That's how you know someone's a demon.

If someone attack your dog. What happened? I just learned, no, it just saw something on Twitter. Like, apparently, like, William Defoe is hosting SNL,

so you know SNL is going to, like, ruin every single fucking Defoe meme. Oh. No, we got to get him to say pizza time, though. Pizza time. Yeah, what if he does? What if he does?

Dude, my dick would fucking explode everywhere. He's like, there's a podcast out there that I'm quite a fan of. You know. You know. I'm something of a stock tank fan myself. Dude, that's how you get it. I think pizza time would be a great new villain for Spider-Man. I'd be like, yeah.

He demands pizza time. He somehow. he somehow knows. I would get so excited that I would transform into something else. You know, I'd become a cocoon. We, oh my God. All right, well, what do we got?

What do we got to move on to? I guess, I guess if we're talking, we do talk about video games on occasion. This is a vaguely video game-oriented podcast. I'm a gamist. I think we should talk about, at least a little bit, just mention this. fucking Activision

was just bought by Microsoft for fucking 68.7 billion dollars which by the way is such an incomprehensible amount of money that I For them Well no it's not for them but like that's a lot of money It seems like they could have got away with so much less

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I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time. goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Well, you know, that's where the most of the money comes on. It's World of WorkRef. It's a World of WorkRef. It's World of WorkRef. It's World of It's, no, not even called duty. I think it's World Warcraft and Candy Crush probably. Is Candy Crush still that lucrative? Yeah.

I think so. Yeah. It is. I think it's still one of the number one apps. Yeah. I can't believe that. Maybe not. Maybe, hold on high school.

I don't know. Maybe late high school, early college. But all I know is that it's still very, very popular. It might not be as popular as it was here back then. But I know for sure that it's popular in other countries, like, in the same way that the PlayStation 2 was like super popular in Brazil in like 2015 or whatever the fuck. It's like...

What the fuck? Yeah, because that's just the way that tech kind of imports because of tariffs and all that shit. Like, they get shit way, way, way later and it's still super expensive. I think a PS2 was like $1,500 or some fucking nonsense. It's fucking absurd. It's so fucking privileged, dude.

It's crazy. Oh, yeah, dude. Yeah, no, for sure. But... For the American machine to move, we got to take so much shit from... other places. It's like, it's like really wild once you realize how much we have, even when we're not doing good compared to like countries not far away from us. It kind of bothers me that they

that they bought it for 68.7 because they just could have put an extra 300 million in there and had like the ultimate. That was stupid. I had to just round up. I'm like, it's 69. Shut the fuck up. But, but they definitely overpaid on purpose because that's kind of, that's kind of their strategy, because they have that amount of money. Because everybody's like, everybody likes to be like, we will, we would never sell out. Like,

PlayStation is not for sale. Like, Spider-Man is not for sale. If somebody came to, like, the owner of Spider-Man, they're like, we're going to give you $200,

$200 trillion for Spider-Man. They're like, no one in their fucking right mind is going to say no to that. No one. If you say no to that, if you say no to that, you're going to get shot.

By the, By the rationality police. By your family. By your family. Your children will be like, what is wrong with you, Dad? And they'll pick you apart.

They'll eat you like a monkey on a table. It's like a, it's a fucking mess, man. But that's a big acquisition. Like, you know what's crazy about it? Is that like,

now Crash Bandicoot and Spiro are now Xbox characters. Yeah. Which is fucking tripping. I want an Xbox. They can do Xbox. They're the one that doesn't have a brawler. They're the only one that don't have a brawler.

Well, now they can. Xbox Smash Bros. Yeah. Yeah. They need to deal with so they can have that stupid ape Winston fight fucking Marcus Phoenix so they're both the same size, you know? No, no, no, no, it'd be cold. It'd be Winston versus, no.

No. Don't go there. Kings and Kingston, stop, stop. Stop, stop. You got to stop. You got to stop. You got to stop. Please let me do it.

Let me do this, guys. No, no, no, no, no. Let me do this. You know, because you know it's a great idea. It's not a great idea. It is, though. What is you going to call it? Ape Escape?

It'd be cold with a Winston costume on. But it would just be Winston. You suck, man. You suck. I hate you. You, I'm a black man, too. That's what makes it even worse. What makes it worse is that I have to sit here associated with those words, and I'm the only

person who's going to get trouble for it. Nah, dude, you're Hispanic, bro. They don't know that. I used to like the snark tank till they made that racist call joke. Oh, you say he burst. He burst in Christmas room. Chris's like, no, oh shit.

Finish it. Finish it. Finish it. I had a dream that that happened to me once. But like a long, long time ago that I was eating macaroni and cheese like Kevin McAllister and Home Alone One. I was getting ready. It's like, ooh, and then my back exploded.

Like everything behind me exploded. the foe in his fucking green. That was when I was like a child, though. But I remember that dream super vividly. That movie just stuck out to me. But $68 billion they own, Microsoft now owns every single, pretty much every single massive FPS

except Battlefield. Titanfall? You own Titanfall now? No, but they're not doing anything with Titanfall, EA. EA has Titanfall. EA has Battlefield as well. But Battlefield is the only operating FPS.

I guess you could pick, you say Apex Legends. is kind of up there too now, but Microsoft owns Doom, Halo, Quake, Wolfenstein, Call of Duty, and Overwatch,

which is just fucking insane. You know what's crazy? They should do a, they should do a celebration where they have Master Chief fucking a shit out of Tracer. That'd be a fucking great thing. You're the worst.

Master Chief fucking just fucking a brain's out, bro. Still has this fucking... It falls out hits the ground with a thump. The fucking tribal. Boom. And then we retrace her orgasm, it's like, oh.

You're fucking retarded. You were so loud that from my perspective, I heard nothing. That'd be great, man. That'd be fucking, I'd be quality porn. I'd watch the fuck out of that. By the way, that probably exists already. You can probably find that on fucking X videos. Probably right.

You know, but I want Microsoft some money put into it. Yeah, you want, uh, so you know it's quality. Real, uh, you, you want a Unreal Engine 5. Raid tracing. Yeah. Great. And I'm just like, man, I'm so happy to see how far we've come as a race. I want to see my reflection.

I want to see my reflection in the come. Uh, do, do Spartans have like normal come? They don't come. I don't know. They castrated them? They're chemically castrated. They don't, they can get erections. I don't know, actually.

Oh, poor fucking John. No, no, no, because there were Spartans that have had kids. Really? Yeah, 100%. I don't know what the, I can't remember. It was some lore shit. The leader of only, maybe him. She, her.

But. Oh, is she? Yeah, yeah. So let's, uh, we just wanted to, I just wanted to mention that because it was, it was kind of big. It was kind of a massive fucking deal. Kingston, why does Moon Knight matter at all? It looks dumb. It looks so cool to me, but I guess that's just because I like cool stories.

Who is Moon Night? What is this? Moon Night is a character very similar to Batman from the Marvel Universe. He's Batman adjacent. So he is Mark Specter. You're probably not going to like it because of the fact that you don't like anything that's not John 117 or Peter Parker. So that might not be your thing. I don't like Batman

The thing about Moon Knight Is because he's like Batman But in a sense that he's actually about his shit So he's not like I'm gonna not kill this person Because it's not the right thing Moon Knight don't give a fuck So he'll beat up a disabled person

That's stealing shit You know like he doesn't give us Well Batman would do that too to be fair Batman does that actually Nah Batman Batman is a project of system exclusively beats up disabled people trying to steal things. That's almost his entire...

Mentally disabled. Not physically. Moon Night doesn't give a shit which one you are. I mean, what's the difference? Your brain is you. Like, what do you mean? Watch. Easy.

Easy. Yeah, bro. You're about to, you're about to slip. How am I about to slip? You're like, what's the difference? And mentally disabled. I'm mentally disabled. I'm not physically disabled.

No, that's ultimately the same fucking thing, I think. No, it's not. I would argue. I would argue it is. That's a weird thing. You'd be wrong. You'd argue it'd be wrong. I,

because having, having depression doesn't make you Ricky Burwick, motherfucker. Having depression. It's a very different thing. It doesn't make you mentally disabled. I think, I think depression is a mental disability.

No, no. Let me put it. Or is a mental disorder. Yeah, disorders are not disabilities. There's probably a difference. So what about physical disorders? So I guess like,

so I'm not mistaken. So I guess that, Maybe. And then I know Down syndrome is obvious. That's an obvious one. You're such a shit out. All right, let's move on.

Let's move on. Fuck Moon Night. Nobody cares about Moon Night. Fuck Oscar Isaac and his white gloves. Let's, uh... You just laughed at that on camera. You laughed at that and we're going to replay it. There was no punch line.

You're a dark human in literally every way. Oh my God I can't be great That was such a fuck moment Yo I'm sorry To someone out there I don't know

I just Why did it make you laugh I just want to know Because every time Someone brings up Down syndrome I just think of the animals With Down syndrome And I can't help

A laugh at that You ever seen a tiger With Down syndrome bro It is funny It is funny It is the funniest bro It is a funny Get your mind right

Look it up bro Look it like Get your mind right Get your mind right I get to my right list. You're going to say you're going to be like, whoa, dude. That is the most silly looking thing I've ever seen.

I really need to stress that we are all really well-meaning to people. Right. You know, like, don't, I understand, I understand that this sounds really bad. I get it.

I get it. I'm crying. I get it. He's slow. He sees it. He's, he's, The tiger, look, the tiger is funny.

The Down syndrome tiger is funny. We can admit that. It's so fucking, no. It's not just funny. It's hilarious. Imagine seeing that in a while. I wish I didn't know. It's like that autistic cat that died a couple years ago.

Fucking Bub, Mr. Bub or whatever the fuck, Lil Bub or whatever. He was like a popular cat. He had his tongue sticking out all the time. It was cute. He was disabled. But, uh, you know. Not as funny when you're just talking about just the... Can the animal be autistic?

Did you guys see that somebody made a fucking... They finally did that radioactive edit of me saying all the fucking lines from the Patreon. No, where the fuck is it? I retweeted it. Hold on. Let me see if I can... You retweet it? I'll retweet it again because I can't open the Discord right now.

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which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows.

so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Yeah, yeah. Oh, it's 30th anniversary.

30th anniversary, man. Jesus Christ. I was gonna, you know, when I, one of the, every time I did a new hip hop project, I'd always have a new alias and one of them was Tuxedo Mask.

Tuxedo Mask is a good name, to be fair. It's like a really, one of the hardest things about being creative, I think is just coming up with it. Like, it's easy to come up with a good concept, but like,

I think naming it something that doesn't sound stupid is probably the hardest thing in the world. I want to name. I just retweeted it, by the way. Is this going to be cut out, right? Like don't put this in the podcast, obviously. Why you're making me work, man?

I want to name a band The Righteous Facts because that just sounds so funny. That just sounds so funny. Doesn't it sound hilarious? We're leaving. I'm leaving that. Leave that in. Don't even bother.

Don't even bother. Believe it at least. Don't make him work. I'll think about it. I'll think about it. You're going to leave that. And what's happening is going to be a bunch of people with that name on Twitter.

I'm going to be like, oh, that's because of us. Stop giving people ideas, man. You can't do that. You can't see. It probably wouldn't have gone anywhere until you're like, oh, it's going to be on Twitter. And someone's like, who's a good idea?

Who's the good idea? That's exactly what it is. It's exactly what's going to happen. Okay. I'm okay with the Lord of Trade. What do we got? We got Lord of the Rings, Rings of Power. They just did a trailer for that.

I have no faith in this. It's a fucking Amazon Lord of the Rings show. I really want to be good. I just don't care about, look, do you care about there's so many, well-established characters in the in the Lord of the Rings universe. Do you care about

new ones at this point? Are you okay with that? I really want to see what happens after the fourth age, but I know it's, we're not going to go. We're not going to go past the book, obviously. I feel like that's like the land that no one out of respect for that universe touches. They're like no one, we go.

After they sail west, after they beat Saran and everybody gets their kingdoms, we don't go here. That's just not where we end up. But I would love to see more of the first or second age when Fossaran was being forged and all the wizards were showing up. Because I just, I don't know. I like, I like that world a lot. But at the same time, I understand that that is something that's been like intact for so long. Like, Lord of the Rings has been Lord of the Rings for like fucking like 60 years, you know, or probably way more than that now.

Actually, well, maybe like nearing a hundred years has been like, you know, like this is the world. We've seen this. We've seen the Somerillion. We saw the movies. We got the fucking Hobbit. We got the three books. Leave it as that. So I have,

I'm scared they're going to mess it up. But you never know. I'm hopefully optimistic. But I understand the world we live in. So they're probably going to fuck it up. And then I'm going to cry because I really care about that universe. So. I mean,

at least it's not a movie because of it. There's no black people in that universe. I'm fine. So how did you feel about a? How do you feel? Philibald War, the sequel to the Middle Earth game. I was disgusted. Trican had that damn black dude.

I was like, you don't belong here. You don't belong here. What are you doing here, right? I don't hate you. I just don't want you to fail. I don't want you to fail. I don't want you here. It shouldn't be a problem.

You should be somewhere else doing something else. Just don't be here. It's not a hatred. Every time he walked out too, like they'd be playing that YG song, my nigger. I was like, this is, this is. Why does. And why does every time he come, why is every moment he's in the game, he's breakdancing. Like, that's kind of weird.

That's kind of weird. That's kind of weird that he drinks great soda. And a fucking cardboard box. He's break dancing. He stops to get a drink of great soda. He's like, Taliae, what's up, sir? Welch's. And you're like, bro, that's kind of crazy.

I don't remember there being Welch's grape soda in the Lord of the Rings books at all. That's kind of crazy. Game of three. Grones, maybe, in all those feast scenes. There's Welch's grape soda cans. Like in the fucking red wedding feast. Yeah, well, do you remember they had the Starbucks coffee cup in one of the scenes? I was just thinking that.

In the last season, yeah, the last season. They probably, yeah, there was also a truck in the, well, no, that's behind the scenes. Never mind. That happens a lot, though. Like, I think even in like Braveheart, right, there's like that famous van. Yeah, there's a man. It's like a fan of Braveheart. I want to just do, I just want to like do it.

The last battle. You know, everybody's charging stuff and then you just see a fucking tank in the background. I just want to put it in there, but not to even acknowledge it. Don't acknowledge a spaceship. A spaceship. There's a full on spaceship. Some futuristic shit. I bet some visual effects artists could do like a really great job in just gaslighting the world.

They just like go into, like, you know the corridor digital guys who. Yes. Yes. Holy shit. They do some great shit. They did a really great, like, rated R version of Spider-Man, Spider-Man 2 where he saves the train, and his arms get ripped off, and he's, like, bleeding, and he has to, like, web it with his feet. It's the stupidest shit.

It's great. It's done really well. I'm glad you saw it, because that wasn't something we talked about. But if they could just repackage the entire series of Game of, of Game of Thrones and just sneak in a re-render of like that final battle where there's just a tank for real in the background. That was like I love it.

For my nieces and nephews. That would be so overpowered. For my nieces and nephews when they were a lot younger when Frozen was just out on DVD or whatever. So I took the video, I took the entire file of the movie and brought it into premiere because I was really bored. I had nothing going from me at this time.

You have to understand. So I put, I put, I took Frozen and put it into Premiere. And at the time, there was a friend, there was a video going around the internet that some friends of ours had made. And this is before I even knew them. This is Zach and Chris, Chris O'Neill, where they did a horrible cover of Let It Go. And I took the audio from that and put it into the movie and like burned it onto a DVD. So like, it's the whole movie of Frozen. But that one sequence is Zach and Chris, and I let my small niece and nephew watch it as if it was normal.

That's a great and elaborate prank. It was fun, except, like, one of them thought it was hilarious and the other one started crying, and I immediately felt really bad. That's fucking wrong. It was funny, though. You don't just trick children for no... Yes, you do. Yeah, that's like the whole point of having kids almost. No point of them.

Just trick them. Yeah. Even just raising them correctly, he's kind of tricking them too. You're just like, I'm going to trick you into being better than me, kind of hopefully. And hopefully that works. Damn, man. Imagine your kids are just the worst parts of you. Everything that's bad about your kids is exemplify.

That's one of my biggest fears about having kids is just like they're like, they're just like the worst. They're the worst parts of you and the other person. I just feel like just not neglecting them. That won't happen. Some people are born Some people are born scrambled though You gotta admit It's very rare

It's rare Very rare thing to happen Some people are That's very true But they can also I feel like you can I feel like the way That Dexter the show

In his father The stepfather or whatever That dynamic I feel like that must be a nightmare But it also can work out that way Not to the point where it became a TV show Where he's like Oh I'm just gonna go kill people

Lallidaah But at least just just be like, hey, man, let's contain the worst parts of you. Let's see if we can use it for something. You know what I mean? I feel like it's possible. But Jesus Christ, I would be also extremely disappointed if I had to deal with that. Like, what if my kid is born?

Like, I don't know. Like, I'm really going to keeping a cap on my anger. What if you ran into your, what, Kingson, what if you, if you, you walked into your son's room and he had a little mouse on his desk and he was like just twisting its foot around infinitely, like just constantly like twisting its little foot. I would, so, so one thing and the rat was screaming,

ah, ah, and it was, it sounded exactly. Please stop, please, you're hurting me, you monster. Please, stop it. Stop this monster, stop it. Pat and Oswald. Sir, please, please, I'd do anything for your help, sir, I'd be like, wow, son, please stop doing that.

That's all you would do. That's it? It's a rat. It's a rat. He's torturing a rat. You wouldn't slap him in the face and make him eat it? Nah, I'd be like, yo, just kill the rat or kill the rat or just let it go. Don't torture it.

He just twisted its foot around 40 times. You can't let it go. You can't have children. I'd like, you'll either kill it or like eat it or some shit. Like, just like don't harm it. Like, what are you doing? Like, who fucking really tortures an animal, you know? What kind of fucking weirdo are you?

That's the biggest. And I pick up the rat and eat it. I took a rat, put a huge bite out of it. You're going to eat or, you're going to eat it. I'm not and I would just give it to him. I think that's my tell-tale sign of like, because I think, I don't know, I don't think people are inherently good or bad, generally,

generally speaking, but if you're a kid and you're like torturing animals, I, there's something wrong with you. If you're, like a worst person later on, I think you can change if you don't torture animals when you're a kid. If you torture animals and your kid,

that's just your soul, man. That's like your soul does that. Before you even, you even understood the world around you, before you've even understood basic things, that's what your brain makes you do. That's creepy. You're hopeless.

If you kill an animal that's not a bug, out of hatred, you're a monster and you need to put the sleep. Some people even, because they start with bugs and then they graduate because it's not gratifying to them. Because the thing is like this, a bug, a bug is disgusting,

but I can't harm a ladybug. I can't do it. There's just something that, There's something about them that the world is giving them so much personality and like just the way they exist. And I'm like, I can't do this. That's you. Or even most Beatles. Even most Beatles.

I'm like, eh, you know, I could kill a roach. I kill a roach with a smile on. But I can't kill like, I can't kill like. I will fucking front flip onto a roach. Like that's right. Absolutely. But like I can't kill like a ladybug. I could.

I don't even like herding caterpillar. I don't like catap I've never heard a cataple. I'm pretty sure. I've just kind of been like, oh, those are cool. I let them crawl on me. I let them go somewhere else. Um, like most Beatles. Like I don't I don't bother be to those.

There are certain bugs. Don't bother you. That's the whole thing. That's the thing. That's the thing. So it's like, so it's like why would you, even bees, you know? I don't think I want to be lands on me. I might kill it be.

I might kill it be purely instinctively. Like if I hear, like if I hear buzzing next to my ear, I'm swatting regardless of what, whatever the fuck it is. And if that thing is dead on the ground, like tough, tough shit. Oh yeah, but I don't, I wouldn't go out like, like manically. But I'm like, oh, I just move my hand. Yeah, no, I wouldn't go out of my way and drop. fucking formaldehyde bombs into

fucking beehives or something. Like I'm not like a psycho. But I think, yeah, caterpillars. If you've heard animals and you like it, yeah. Caterpillars and like ladybugs, like I could hurt a ladybug.

I just haven't. I haven't had any reason to. I could. I just haven't. That is psychopath talk. That is literally crazy person talk. That's like, I could.

I could. And you don't blink and a fucking fly lands on your eye and goals. I could, by mistake. I couldn't intentionally fucking. hurt a fucking caterpillar. They're so cute. I'd feel bad about it too, yeah. Like there are some of of them that are like that look scary, but there are most of them that you see like in America.

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i'm dan morgan i'm an attorney and a managing partner at morgan and morgan which is america's largest injury law firm that's pretty awesome um i think i saw billboard years recently it said 20 billion one 20 million is an insane number yeah 20 billion recovered it's actually i think somewhere north probably closer to 22 23 after this year and each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on awesome so how does someone get in contact with morgan and morgan what would i do if i got into an accident probably the easiest way is dialing pound law that's pound 529 from your cell phone we are always open our call Center is always waiting to take your call 24-7-365.

Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. Obviously, roaches, I'll, I'll twist, I'll stomp on a roach, twist it to dust, and come, man. Like, I fucking hate, I hate, hate roaches. So it's roaches. I would give a roach sentience and then kill it. Roaches. That's how much I don't like them. Yeah, yeah. Roaches, mosquitoes, I think wasps in specific circumstances because they're just such dickheads. And ants with the very specific asterisk that they are in my space and there's a lot of them. Right.

Like, I wouldn't just go out on the street and just kill ants for fun, like a fucking free. Ants are so cool. Like, I understand. But you remember when we had that ant problem, right? Yeah, although it was really bad. It was really, really bad that we had to do something about it. At that point, you just have to put on the Joker makeup and be like, all right, this is my day. This is my moment.

And I'm just going to have to. I'm going to have to smear. Yeah. I'm going to have to smear thousands of ants into fucking nothing. And I'm just going to have to be. Even like their nature of them like marching, like the fucking like the linearity and like we're going to all go here. They get what they get. And they all turn around and march back.

Yeah. Like that's even that's kind of like commendable. I'm like, oh, that's kind of cool. You know what I like about it the most though that they're all women. They're all working. It's like the women are just fucking put. then that work. Are the women the workers?

Oh, the men. No, these are the men. It's the same thing. It's the same thing for bees too. No, yeah,

right. You're right. No, no, no, the drones are the dudes. The drones are the dudes and they're just chilling.

It's just like, just like ants. It's fucking dope-ass society. Wait, what, really? That's so dope. It's a dope. It's a dope ass society.

Putting women to work and then we're just fucking reaping a benefit. We're just killing, dude. We're fucking chilling. What a fantastic reality, but sometimes, sometimes, sometimes if the drones aren't like, I don't need to get into it

But I was just saying We can get the short end of the stick If we feel like You know you're lesser than But at the most part though We are just chilling It's pretty dope My favorite thing about ants is how

If you listen closely You can hear them all like whisper in unison And they're all saying the same exact thing Every single time What is saying? Huh? What are they saying? Oh well I just mean they're saying

The same thing every time you see them It's never the same exact thing But every time you see them They never break the script. They're all saying the same word. Okay, gotcha. I respect that. That's hive mind shit, man.

That's really cool. It's scary. But what the fuck are you talking about? What do you mean? So every time you hear them, they're all saying the same word, but they don't say the same word every time. Every time you hear them? Yes, every time they're just an aunt. Yeah.

If you, if you heard, if a bunch of ants were like in your house today, you would hear them singing like, kill the demon, kill the demon, you know? But like tomorrow, they might say like, oh, it's going to rain. It's going to rain. You know, it's a different thing every time. For me, it was kill. For me, it was kill your friends. But, like, I ignore it. You know, they didn't get to me.

You never, you never, like, you never woke up with one ant on your nose. And it's like, yo, dude, God's dying and he needs your help. And he walks off. And they're all saying that God's dying and he needs your help. God's dying. And you're like, he needs your help. And the answer warning you. And it's like, why are you telling me God's dying?

He needs your help. He needs your help. God needs my help. Yeah, dude, really badly You should go help God. Did we just talk about God being like laid out in Central Park or some shit? Yeah, pizza time got him. The ants are warning you.

The ants are warning you that pizza time is going to kill God. I still really love that as a writing prompt. Just the idea that like there's a body. There's a dead body and everybody despite like they're not listening to the news. They look at the body and everybody just understands. It doesn't look different from anything else that they've seen. It just looks like a dead body. But everybody sees it and they understand they know that it's God.

Like that is... That's how you know it's God. Because everyone's like, yo, what do you look like? Because everybody just... That's God. Everybody just understands. Like, that's God, that's God, right? That's God, right?

I'm not crazy, right? That's totally God. It's like, yeah, dude, that's God. It's like, dude. In the middle of Manhattan. Everybody in the middle of my head is freaking out, bro. Everyone's like, what the fuck? All the Italian and Hispanic people are like,

ah, he died Dios, Mio. They're running around. Well, no, no more Dios Mio. He's gone. He dead. You know? Is I. El Detto.

El Dotto. El God Merto. Oh, my God. All right, let's get into some questions. Fucking Jesus Christ. Pizza time is laughing his ass off flying around. Ha ha ha ha. It was your god now.

I killed your God. Boiling hot cheese on baby. It's melting like, it's like molten law. It's like fucking magma, dude. It's just melting through shit. What is? Hot pasta sauce. in someone's fate.

Hold on. What is the origin story of this of, of, of, of pizza time? Like how does. He got thrown in a pizza oven. No, no, no. It's destiny. He is, his name is Pete Norman Pizza Osborne. So it was kind of written in the stars, but at the same time, he couldn't have been born

Pizza Time, Jr. Who's the baby? If Pizza Time has a child, there'll be Pizza Time Jr. And it'll be a little kid. It'll be a little kid on like a little stromboli. Flying around It's really levels up It's a regular pizza

But like how does he How does he become How does he how does he embrace The the the namesake The moniker He eats a pizza and it becomes pizza time That's it No no no

That's terrible It gets one slice of pizza bro It's nothing special He was just went and explode He ate pizza one time And he became a cyclop It's not even like a special pizza It's just one

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$1.20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to $20,000. 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.

for an office near you. Something that it would not awake it. His genetic code is just that unique. That's my name is pizza, but pizza, pizza or pizza is born. He's different. It's a family name.

He was born different. No, I think it would be funny if he got inside argument about pizza, like the best pizza like every New Yorker does. And then he gets so riled up from it that he takes things to his own hands by people the best pizza by killing people with his pizza. His pizza is the most deadly.

So he's like a hero in his, in his mind, he's actually like, before you die, I'm going to give you the experience of, of this, of, uh, best cheese ever. Yeah, so before you die, before the cheese melts your face, you taste it and then you die. I think I got it.

I think, let's hear it. So he has an idea. And he's like, I want to create a new pizza chain. And he starts working with a guy named John Shatner or whatever. You know, right? Yeah, yeah.

And, like, what's, should we call it. Oh, sure, Papa John's or whatever. But no, I think pizza time would be better. I don't know, like huge argument falling out. Fucking Shatner cuts him out, takes over. Papa John becomes a huge chain. He is so fucking, you don't know, you have any idea how much cheese I sacrificed?

And then, you know, it just kind of, instead of just taking it out. Yeah, instead of just taking it out on fucking Papa John, right, which he probably should have done and then been done with his revenge. No. This is, this is the world's problem. accepted Papa John. It became the NFL's official pizza. He's just like, this is, this can't happen. I'm going to

kill everyone now. Is that why? Is that what Papa John was talking about when he was talking about the day of reckoning or whatever the hell? The day of reckoning. Full fucking circle, bro. I've tempted pizza time far too many times.

And now he seeks revenge for what I've done. Oh my God. And then the pandemic happened. Because pizza time made the pandemic happen He flew to fucking Wuhan on his fucking glider And bursted open a containment valve And spread the pandemic to the globe He flew around the gold

Which is the vial leaking all No he flew into the atmosphere So it rained on the bled He flew up and he was like out you say out You see out you see just keep saying that as he's like Out you say out! You say out you say to himself. No one get here.

And then it happened. Not to mention a lot of the deaths in New York that we assumed were based on COVID or pizza times just killing people. Just murdering people, bro. Dude, I like this. March itself as a COVID death. Well, why does he have tomato sauce shoved down his throat? COVID.

COVID. COVID. COVID. COVID. It was all, it was all a cover up. to prevent the world from knowing about pizza time because it would send the world to too much of a panic.

There are some deaths that are COVID, but like a quite, like one in every five is just pizza time lashing out on somebody. It's like, why does this guy have fucking eighth degree cheese burn marks on him? There's like a whole,

there's like a bunch of government agencies and they're working to, like, how do we stop this guy? I don't know. Like, how does he, how does he kill? How does it?

What is it? He's like, oh, his main thing is he shoves tomato sauce. down his villain's his enemy's throat he just shoves to me and they they drown it's like what can we do to prevent it's like all right everybody's got to wear masks everyone needs to put on a mask

they need to mouths must not be susceptible and a vaccine is used to sedate him for some reason when he's around people who are vaccinated he's less violent so he has less outburst so the worst

it's a pizza right is trying to give people killed by pizza time. You guys don't understand what's going on here. This is a very Joe Rogan. We sound like Joe Rogan circa 2019, bro. This is the Joe Rogan experience. He just started fading.

All right, let's get into. I miss that. I missed that Joe Rogan. Yeah. 2019, Joe Rogan, yeah, before the. Before, yeah. Before pizza time happened. Before pizza time showed up and ruined everything.

B.B.P. Before pizza time. Before pizza time. 2019 BP. All right, let's get into some questions. Pizza time. We're running... Pizza time.

We're running long on time. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Jackson Abseachrod. Is it? Hello, gents. Would any of you ever,

or have you ever considered partaking in cosplay? And if so, what are your costumes of choice? Pizza time, obviously, for all of us, right? Like, we... I'd be little bill. I'd be Little Bill, but I guess Little Bill How?

Yeah A little Bill It'd be perfect How would you pull that off? I'd be just me But I'd be dressed as a little bit So would you get Would you put on clothes?

Yeah, bald cat I'd cut my hair Obviously I'd cut my hair I'd wax my fucking face I'd wait until I fucking healed It'd be a little Bill Would you have cancer?

No he was just dumb and bald None of them None of them had cancer They were just kids KU might have had cancer But it's very unlikely Kew Kew? Kew

Yeah, Kew Yeah fucking Little Bill So if you put on the little bill Costume would you be smaller Would you take up Less surface area or No I would be me

Dressed that little I wouldn't shrink into a low Kid It's not like that little It's a kid me So it's not like the little It's not like the little kid In the clown costume

Where like he puts the clown suit on He's like the size of a clown But it's just a tiny little little child. Right. What are you talking about? You don't remember that? You don't remember that?

Like, we were joking. We were joking about that it was... I forgot our old stupid-ass joke. Is that how ridiculous it's out. We joke that it was a child. We joke that it was a little child. We joke that it was a child. And then, like, he took up the surface area of a man

when he was wearing the costume. So it would be the opposite. And he was just trying to play hide and seek. And this guy walked in with a gun and killed. Ever, look, every now and again, every now and again, Halloween will happen and I'll get a bit of an itch to do something cool. But like it's very rare.

Like it's every like maybe three Halloween's, I'll think like, you know what? Why not? Because, you know, costumes are kind of fun. It's fun to go to parties where everybody's dressed like some stupid shit. And then you see like somebody who's in like a really offensive costume and you're like, you did it. I'm proud of you. Yeah. My girlfriend said she went to a costume party when she first went to college and he said some guy was in blackface and the whole room was.

And everyone was just like, yo, why the fuck did you do that? And obviously it was an Asian person because they just did the most insensitive to us. So he didn't get it. He didn't get why everybody was like, yo, you couldn't have just worn a mask or something like that.

It's like, nah, man. I got to do this. I got. Your parents thought it was funny. And Derek continues the cycle. He perpetuates the cycle of hatred back and forth. I had to get them back. In fairness,

in fairness, this hypothetical ban is wearing blackface. So, like, I mean, eye for an eye, you know what I mean? But the hypothetical it was real,

but the thing is that like also, you gotta not, you gotta not do that. Because all that does is like, well, they did it, so I'm gonna do this, you know?

A thousand apologies. My fucking God, bro, what is your problem, man? He deserves it. He fucking deserves it. He deserves it,

man. You get what you fucking deserve. It's like what Canadians do some fucking wild race this shit and they're like, what do you mean? I didn't know that. They actually straight up don't know. How do they not know? Because America isn't, no, because America isn't the word, because I've known

like, even like, I have had Canadian friends and they're like, we genuinely didn't know until Twitter that that was a bad thing to do. Bro, that is so fucking unbelievable because I know about the Native American desporo in Canada. The Native, well, Native is still taking Native American. I understand about all the fuck shit that happened between Canada and Native people there. How the fuck do they not know about just like obvious, hey, you don't dress up in blackface. You don't make your teeth look real big and squint your eyes and act like you're Asian.

I think that. Okay, so here's what I think it is. I think that, I think that whole thing, like the whole like, oh, the squinting your eyes and the big teeth, that I think is more obvious. Whereas if you're just putting makeup on your face, it's not exactly like minstrel. show shit where you got the big lips and you're like boy howdy duty Jim Crows here. Mammy. Yeah it's not like fucking bammy.

Look I understand they're not the same but if you dress up in black not dark brown and the color black and make your lips the size of fucking frank friends. No no no no no no no no you don't understand that's what I'm saying that's black face

if you just had if you just had black makeup on right like literally like dark black and you were just like I don't know, I'm a demon or whatever, you know. Of the blackface demon? Yeah, the black face demon. Would that, is that black face? Just because it's literally black makeup on a face?

Man, why you got to go on interviews? I wouldn't count it that, but like, I'm also not in, I can't be for all the black. I wouldn't. Here's the thing. Here's my role. Here's my rule for Halloween costumes. I am never, ever under any circumstance is putting face paint on. That is like never a thing that I'm going to do.

Because at some point, something's going to go wrong. And, you know, I'd just rather avoid it. You just dressed as Joker and then something happens and he blame you. Yeah. It's like, I didn't do it. Like, it was obviously the guy just a joke and I fucking stabbed this girl. And it's like, no, it wasn't. Like, look at him.

He's got a smile on even though he's not smiling. It was just like, no, no. And that's it that you're taken. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what moment is in Blackface? And what moment does it turn into Blackface? I think the second you paired with an impression, I think it's.

It really, to me, it's a lot. of it can be blackface if it's just if it's intentional. Yeah, yeah. It doesn't matter if it's just fucking shoe polish or whatever. Well, I think, I think intent matters. You know, if, uh, it's like Ethan Klein did a whole black thing, but it wasn't, his intention was not to be black face, even though there's a lot of people that are trying to, you know, say, you're, he wasn't trying to be like, hey, I'm a black guy.

Because he also had a white man face thing too, but it wasn't about like being, it wasn't about, uh, you know what I'm saying? It wasn't about race. It was just like some stupid. stupid thing he was doing and some people just try to racialize it. I think that's the only thing. Like if you if you're like, hey, I'm a black guy with how good or bad it is, it's like, all right, where are we going with this is?

Because like there's Robert Downey Jr. And Tropic Thunder where I'm like, there's a point to this. There's goaded. You mean goaded? There's a point to that, right? And it is goaded. And then there's fucking, who would you say, Shirley Temple or somebody, some shit like that or one of those, you know, like there's a big difference.

That is the best image ever. What makes that image so great. That image is so great because it's a child one. So you know damn well she had no power in a situation. She was told to put something on and she put it on. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals. Well qualified current FCA lessees. Get a low mileage lease on the 2026.

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north,

probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. But in her face, you could see the birth of like, of like an awareness and just like, yo, I don't think this is okay. I should not have this on right now. And they put her next to another black girl.

And it has it made it even worse. Oh my God. Classic Shirley Temple, man. Clashirely Temple, the golden age. This being forced in a racist situation that she does not want to be a part of. Right. Animal crackers in my soup.

Monkeys are black people. I'm telling the truth. Monkeys are black. Just like that in that same voice, too. She just switches it. sounds like a fucking demon she says something that even if you're asleep you can hear it like it's like what what

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Girlfriend, girlfriend, in quotes. She's real. Yep. She's real. How many times an episode do you say she's real only to bring up new proof? Because she's real. You shouldn't even have to say that if she is actually real.

Yeah. But you know, you guys are telling me she's not. Don't you guys fuck with me right now, right? Don't you guys fuck with me. All right, all right. Anyway, Maxwell wrote in, what passion, what passion project do you think has no right being as popular as it is? I think people who like that. Damn, my dick, bro.

No right to be as popular. is. Whoa, whoa, whoa, okay, keep going. He said, I think people who like Avatar, the blue people one, are kooky cultists that are going to steal my lymph nodes, your thoughts. Avatar does suck.

I don't know. Wait, wait, passion project that has no right being as popular. Was Avatar an actual passion project? I mean, it must be, right, if he's spending 20 years making one sequel. I guess so. Or five sequels at once or whatever the fuck it is

that James Cameron's doing? Right. He was like, I don't know, man, I made Titanic, and now I want blue people. I want Blue Titanic. I want Blue Titanic. It just shows you how good, like, propaganda is and, like, when you spend a lot of money on, because all it was was people, because the movie wasn't that good. Everybody knows this in retrospect. It wasn't bad, but it wasn't like the best movie.

It's not like, dude, I saw fucking, I bring this up every once in a while. I saw Life of Pie and I cried. I love that movie so much. And I don't hear. anything like that. Like there's, there's these movies that actually you can

penetrate your soul in Avatar. I was like, oh, that was okay. You know, it was literally my response that was okay. Yeah.

The visuals were really cool. I was like, man, yeah, it was a really nice movie for fucking 2009 or whatever the fuck it came out.

I don't remember. I don't remember. I don't know. It was, it was 2009. Yes, it was 2009. Yeah. So I'm like,

oh yeah, it looks pretty good for like, it looks better in Toy Story. You know, I was like, it looks pretty good. I don't know,

but I, That year specifically. Would you fuck? Would you fuck one of the blue people? No. I think that's why everybody was fucking upset. Like, oh,

one of the fuck blue people. No. I don't think I would. They're not human enough. I have to watch it again. Honestly, I have to watch it again. Well,

no, it's always Aldana blue person. So that's kind of, that changes the game right there. That changes it a quiet bit. That instantly alters the way the game is played. All right. I'm going with a solid yes,

actually now. I'm changing my mind. I'm redacted my vote and I'm going to solid yes. So, So would you also, her as, um. Gamora? Yes.

Abs of fucking lootly. Okay. So I don't understand this, all this, Tali Zora hate that I'd be getting. I just don't fuck with Talley. That's it. But, you know, Metsch's best. Oh my God. Off the, off the rip.

You're a fucking. It's probably because you just can't see her face. That's why. Yeah, I don't know what the bitch looks like. When she got fucking tentacles in her face? I can't do that. Here's, I want to say this real quick. This was, this made me so upset that they took in.

Don't you got three fingers, too? Yeah, but that's that's cool. You only need three fingers to jack off. So, uh, you can't grab the whole thing with three fingers. You just need to get pinkie two fucking indexes. You're good to go. Derek,

have you beat off with three fingers before? I'd beat off with two fingers, bro. I'd be off with two fingers. All you need is just, you just like clamping like a vice bro. Sometimes you got it. Sometimes you know you're holding something else. You know you're holding you got your phone in your hand.

You got to, you're holding your phone in your hand and you're still going to beat your dick. You got your mouse in your other hand. You got your computer mouse in the other hand. He's got shit going on. He's on a phone call. He's on his fucking computer. And he still got to beat his dick.

He's got to get this done. Sometimes you have, like, I don't have time. It's like, you know the reason why I don't read books or comics anymore because I can't multitask. That's literally the only reason. Because every time you're doing one thing, you got to beat your dick. You got to beat your dick. You got to beat my. dick in hair too.

I hope I'm not, I hope about telling what I think this is weird. Anyway, I hope other people are like, yo, this is fucked. They love it. They love it. But yeah,

I just want to say about Talley's role real quick. They fucking ruined her face because they just put some stock photo. Oh, yeah, regular white chick. And this put a couple of lights on her fucking face. You can see the lights on her helmet. Right now with Ramtruck's declaration of deals,

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I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently. It said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north,

probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.

Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Big A for a phase? Yeah. You didn't fucking beat three You fucking imbecile So sorry It just it upsets me You know

They gave her a face in three That's so stupid Yeah so if you if you romance her You'll get to see her face But you only get to see it Through a fucking photo She's like here's my picture bitch And then you see it

And then it's just stockful It almost looks like Miranda Lawson Like that's how it was Yeah it's really close It's really bland What the fuck is this In fairness though You could choose to just ignore that

Because it's not really an in-game model, you know? That's the thing. That's so depressing. There's these artist renditions online that I'm like, this looks way better. As like someone who I believe was a fucking quarion. You know, so that was pretty fucking wax. She's just a white person with like gray skin. That's it.

It's, I saw the original photo and I was like, that fucking is so lazy. They almost didn't, they almost didn't even put her in the fucking game. Uneventful. They almost didn't even put her in three. Like that's how fucking, like, lazy. Because they were so, just like you, they were so in love with fucking Leara. They're just like, oh, that's it.

She's so boring. I don't think she's boring. Okay, she's not boring as the shadowbroker. She's awesome on that. But other than that, she's just literally the standard, I talk like this. I don't know how you do it. I have big titties, but I like every single character.

I am unlike my mother. I like, you know, like, You know, like every single character. I like all the women for sure. What that bitch was named that racist bitch, Jenny or whatever. It was the name Jenny. That's what a Jay. Ashley.

Ashley. That fucking bitch. I let that bitch die. Genet. Die, Jenny. Drowd, Jenny. I will lose you in my suicide mission, Jenny. Oh, man.

I let her die, bro. Ashley was the only one. Ashley was the only one where I was like, you, fuck. And not even because of the racism, but just because, like, she just sucked. Yeah. I think that's the reason she sucked. No, she sucked in general. Like, she had, like, a really boring voice.

Her, like, delivery was, like, really bland. She was, like, really forgettable. Yeah, I guess, but that was kind of the point. I know that was kind of the point, but, like, that's, well, that's the point then, isn't it? But the point was that I could see behind her racist exterior that she had something going on. And I needed to find out. I needed a fight. You never like saying.

live bro you don't understand who my shepherd is my shepherd is a ladies man he's a womanizer so he's not gonna let some pussy-ass kaden live what what is why why why do i want extra dung on the ship does that make any sense to you Jesus Christ did you this man this man's driven by pussy only no I am not that's that's shepherd not principal no like principal no like fucking prejudice the pussy bro sheppard it's like, look it, let me tell you something. Okay, look it, since you didn't play the third game and a bunch of people, spoilers,

you've had your chance, Landrya, this has been out for over a year and shit, or just about. See, you would have, you would have been much more satisfied, asshole if you kept her alive, and then you got to shoot her in the fucking face in the third game. But your dick or like, what a gun? Yeah. A gun, man. What the fuck?

I didn't say. A gun! A gun! You get to actually, like, before you just leave her behind, this, you actually could kill her in the third game. Wow, man. Hey, man. What for? I don't remember.

Okay. So, uh, so it depends on the loyalty and how things went down. But since you worked with Cerberus, she doesn't trust you, right? She's like, you're a fucking piece of shit. You work with a terrorist organization. Whatever. And then so Cerberus starts attacking the Citadel. They start raiding the city.

Citadel. And then she's like, I don't know, you were with you were with them. How could I trust you? So she has, you know, like, you're trying to, uh, you, you have, uh, the council, you're with one of the council and it turns out, long story short, it's a kind of a Mexican standoff type of thing almost. And then you either can talk her down or you can shoot her in the face. So it's pretty cool. Perfect. So you shot her in the face. All right. Well, man. Well, I'm just saying you, it's, they, the developers are looking out for you in the long run. If you kept her alive. I think Caden is just the most bland.

Other than Jacob Taylor, I think he's the most bland fucking character in the shit. Caden is pretty cool. Caden did suck. That's why I killed him. It was literally just because he just sucked. If he was cool, I never brought him with me.

Never. I didn't upgrade him. I never even up. There's some people like that in RPGs where like it always frustrates me. Like I get the reason why like you have different parties and stuff because it like maximizes. replayability gives you different different I get it right like never under any circumstances in any

replay of Mass Effect am I ever picking Caden ever like for no I'm not even remotely interested in what that could unlock for me even if it's like something I've never seen because he just sucks that my he's like I don't know if you played the outer wiles there's this guy who like waits outside like when you get it's like really early on but like you your your ship gets like impounded or whatever and there was some guy waiting outside for you being like I want to join a crew or whatever and that guy was like I never brought that guy with me because he's just the cadence of that game

every game like that has it's caden right it's crazy it's always the one character you're like oh he's over origin I feel like everybody origin is pretty cool but the thing for me is that like I don't know like I just in Mass Effect it's it's Garis

me and then someone else that's how I played a game every time it's like oh I'm good there's a mission happening I'm taking Gareth because I have to because I love him and I have to bring my character. In Mass Effect too,

it's tough because there's so many good characters. Like, I love taking Morden because he's so fucking snarky even like he says, but he's also like a badass and he always has funny shit to say Zaid, the DLC guy

is the shit. I didn't get Zaid yet. He's actually pretty great to hear him say a little, there's so many fucking, there's so many different options. I'm kind of, I'm kind of playing through Massific War right now and I totally fucked my story up

because I... What did you do? So there's this... I think it's... You know that wintery mountain? You're like chasing, I think, the matriarch or something. Oh yeah, you are. You're gonna go get tits.

Yeah, and there's like this... There are these creatures overrunning a facility. Yeah. I hacked a door. And when I went through the door, people started attacking me, so I killed all of them. But so now everybody in that facility, like, hates me. Because I didn't know.

I thought it was just like, ooh, there's going to be like a little, there's going to be like credits or something behind this door. And it was just a room of people ready to kill me for just unlocking it. And now, like, the people there won't speak to me. I don't know what the fuck to do. Yeah, it happens. Let's reload it. I think the first time.

I can't. It's too far back. It's too far. I know exactly what you mean. I did that the third time on Zoo's Hope where you can throw the gas at those people that are all infected by the thorax. Oh my God. I just killed all of them. I was just like, all those people, you killed everyone on Zeus Hope.

They were just trying to survive. You just murdered all of them. I was like, dude, I just know what the problem was. I forgot to get the grenades. That was actually the problem. So you were using the wrong shit on people. You're using the shit. You're just regular grenades and hurting everyone there.

You piece of shit. Didn't you do that too? No, I didn't. I killed one person only. I only killed one guy by mistake. And I was like, fuck, I killed this one dude. but no one was around. I still honestly

don't fully understand how the grenades in Mass Effect 1 function. They're really weird. They're just stupid. Basically you want, you have to, you have to ignite them yourself.

So basically as soon as you, like, oh, this is where I want it, you got to press select again or whatever. Yeah, and it blows it up. Oh,

that makes a lot of sense. Okay. Yeah. It makes a lot of sense. Now that I'm thinking back. They don't act like real grenades. I fucking, oh my God.

It's almost like C4. It's such a fun experience. That game is so fucking hilarious. It is good. I like it a lot. Matrix best dog when I was when I got to see tits man when I was fighting her I was like yo I was looking at her tits the whole fight I was like honestly these are like just some giant blue tities like I don't know why they're just so big when you become aging the your tits just become enormous like it's that just how I literally I think I for some reason I feel like I have a mandela that like that's actually true but it can't be because I feel like it is actually

true. I remember like, I feel like I remember hearing that somewhere, but that can't be true. You definitely hear that anywhere. Look, she's older than other ones and she has larger breasts. That's because those things coincide. It does make sense. I like it. What's the next question, Chris, before we keep talking about giant blue titties all day? Yeah, you're right. You're right. You got a good point. Puponnesia's tits in the thumbnail. I'm just kidding.

It should be her tits in the thumb, yeah. You should do that. Should be bold enough. No. Last time we did that, last time we did something like that, it got like taken down or something. I can't remember what the context was,

but like I had a thumbnail like that. It was like, it was a Massifax one too. It was like, it was, it was, Miranda's ass. It was Miranda's ass.

And then they took it down. I was like, you suck. That's so stupid. It's just, it's not even a naked ass. What the fuck? Yeah.

Just a fat bite. Let it be, let it be. Genetically modified, perfect. All right. Miranda's such a fucking... Sweeney is black Danny DeVito Rodin. This is hello, racial stereotypes.

I don't think so. I don't think so. Not exactly me. So I recently was stopped by loss prevention for legitimately forgetting to scan cat food. I think it's bullshit because I get racially profiled as a Hispanic man despite being white. and I was wondering if you three of the more melanated variety of people have ever had a similar experience where you were stopped in a store for stealing Love you all. Thanks for the laughs.

Of course. How did you forget to scan the cat? Was it in your cart and then you just forgot to like take it out and scan it? That's what I want to know. I've done this before. I've forgotten to scan things before for sure. I've never done that. I've never done that.

But I also never done that because I know I don't want switch in a half. happen. I was definitely pre-engineered to be like, make sure you do that because you can get a lot of trouble for no reason. One time, I remember specifically, this is kind of recently. This is like within the last year. I was at like a like a Walgreens or something. I didn't like there was no shopping. I was only getting going there to get like a couple of things. And I tried to like do the thing where I don't get a basket or anything. I'm just going to find a way to hold everything I need. And I got shampoo. I got like a couple of other things. And I put the shampoo in my back pocket just so I could have free hands and I wouldn't have to go get like a card or like. like a thing or whatever. And then I got distracted, like, talking,

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I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call 24 7 365 wow dan morgan from morgan america's large injury law from thanks for coming by the show thanks for having me visit for the people dot com for an office near you i took the the fucking shampoo and i didn't scan it you didn't go back did you no good no it's a company it's a fucking they're making bank like i'm not gonna like good especially because i i don't go back so here's there's one argument i just got to say this real quick though yeah The companies are such pieces of shit they take it out on the employees.

When they have like when the shrink is down, you know, when loss prevention is doing well, whatever, they get bonuses. If not, they don't get bonuses. That's fucking bullshit. That's really fucked. But, uh, yeah, I don't know. Like I didn't, I think I felt really awkward about going back in there. Right. I wouldn't do it either.

I didn't want to have that conversation. I figured like, you know what? I'm just going to buy another shampoo next time. I'll just buy two. Yeah, I'll just buy two. That doesn't really do anything. But I did it recently, actually. It was, so I sold my piece of shit car that I drove over here to Vegas because it was already like on its last leg.

And then so I don't have a car right now and it's fucking weird to be inside the grocery store because I'll have like one of those reusable bags. But then I also have my backpack so I can carry more shit home. That was my experience for years. And I feel weird black man going into the store with the fucking backpack. I'm like, God damn. I hope nobody fucking gives me shit. But it's been all right so far But I was looking at Christmas cards

I was like I'll get a stupid ass card for my lady On top of some other shit And then I couldn't find a good one Because they're all stupid And apparently I opened my bag When I got home when it was in my bag And I'm like what the fuck did I put this in here?

But like okay I stole like $3 or some shit But I don't like I don't do that Yeah I kind of just when I just like whenever I go pays I'm like up just so I don't get profiled And get fucked though

Because I know in Walmart It happened to me all the time People were just like, can you still move over a second? I'm just like, why? You know why. I'm like, all right. And they bring me the room. They pat me down.

I'm like, I have nothing that belongs to anyone here. Can I please go home? What'd you do with it? Spent, been over and cough. I've been over and cough right now. Yeah. I put on your testicles. And I'm like, no, I didn't do that.

I've been stopped a couple times. Like, because I would go to Ralph's with a book bag because I didn't have a car for like many, many years living in. LA. Like, I would have to walk to the grocery store and just carry as much as I could carry, which was not a lot. And I would be at the grocery store like every, like once, every like five days. Like, you know, it was all the time. And I would have a backpack on. And like, all the time, people would be like, hey, I was just like, no, dude, I'm shopping. I promise. Like, this is just how I, I'm carrying these. I swear to you. And some people would give me like a big, a big fucking deal about it.

They'd be like leave your backpack up front. I'll be like, oh, my fucking. God, I get it, I guess, but like just fucking calm down. You don't have to be so fucking aggressive. But what happens to me all the time, the fucking airport, for some reason, every fucking time. Like, nearly every fucking, I would say literally, like, 70% of the time I fly, I get pulled aside by, like, security. Really? Yeah.

Because I carry, like, a lot of tech with me. So I think I'm going to, like, bork someone or something. But, like, it's just somebody a bomb. Yeah, but I swear to you, it's just, it's just my laptop for work, my gaming computer so I can play a video game on the plane so I don't get bored. I bring my switch with me everywhere because it's just a convenient travel thing. So it's just a lot of like stuff, you know. But I remember before that, I was running, I was running late for a flight. And they pulled me aside randomly.

They were like, hey, you, you lucked out. I was like, what do you mean? It's like, yeah, we're going to try a new detection method on you. you. And I was like, what do you mean? And I was like, for what? It was like, oh, just like looking for like drugs and stuff. And I was like, I lucked out. What do you mean? I lucked out. They did this thing. I can't remember what it was, but I feel like my brain is telling me to say it was like they did like a puff of powder on me or something.

That's what I remember it being. It was like we were super late. So it wasn't even on my mind. I was just like super mad to be held up. But the only person there. To have that. No one in front of me. No one behind me. I didn't see that once used aside from that one boy. They're like, you lucked out. You lucked out. You get to help us test out to make sure you didn't smoke crack or whatever the fuck. I don't know. It's frustrating. You looked off for a new anal probe. Just bend over real quick and what you'll be done in a few hours. You're like, what? Hours. We'll be done by like noon tomorrow. Can I just go back home? I don't want to do this. I won't travel today.

Are you going to put me in a hotel? No. No, not at all. Not even slightly. This is LAX and you've got to get to Burbank at 4 p.m. because you missed your flight. Fuck you. Too fucking bad.

Enjoy your 10-hour drive to travel 30 miles minimum. The worst. God. Anyway, you guys, you guys. You guys. Yeah, there's an interesting cats for coming all the way, all the way from New York. And then just, just jam yourselves in, like, some of the most compact. It's like you just wanted, you're like, oh, man, I don't want, I don't want fucking open space and people not running people over all the time.

I don't want that. Like, let's be in the shit. Like, you guys, like, you guys love, you guys love yourself some, like, uh, Burbanks and. all this other shit, man. It's so fucking convenient living here. That's the thing. It's the most convenient out of California. For what?

Being alive. Yeah. You fucking work online. You can live anywhere and you all right. You're right. And I understand that. I like being in the shit. I had homies fucking moved to like downtown L.A.

And I'm like, you're fucking, you're just. That's insane. That's insane. That's insane. That's insane because downtown L.A. It's way worse. Because the thing with downtown L.A. is that not only is it less convenient,

but it's also like really unsafe. It's a bunch of people doing. It smells like piss too. Yeah, it's disgusting. It literally smells like piss there everywhere. No, I like knowing that like at any point I could walk across the street and like do something. Or like go to like, hey, you know, there's the grocery store like two blocks down. Hey, there's the bar like across the street.

It's like just like a, I like the convenience of it that I don't need a car for absolutely everything. that I have to, you know, deal with traffic. Like, I never, I pretty much never had to deal with traffic at all. Like, like, it was a blessing. Well, that makes sense if you're, if you're walking. Yeah, I was just walking everywhere because everything I needed was like two to three blocks away. It's perfect. Yeah.

But, yeah, I don't know. LAX is fucking, I, I, I'm never going to fly to L.A. It's so bad. I would rather fly to, I would rather fly to Vegas and drive to L.A. than fly to L.A.X. Terrible fucking terrible On vacation, bro We were in traffic for three hours

Bro, not moving I was not moving I've never experienced that in my life Dude I was in two hour traffic on world way The fucking entrance To LAX I was sitting there for two and a half hours I fuck that place It's unbelievable

Let's move out We got a question from badly brave Heyo you thick slabs of busy In the event that you're In the event that you're entered in a celebrity boxing match, who would he rather be matched with? Paul Joseph Watson and his bare and deformed elephant manhands or Joe Rogan,

Joe Rogan mid-horse animorph. Oh, man. I'm gonna go, put up. Don't go, Paul. Yeah? I don't know, man. He could clap you. I don't want to fight.

I don't want to fight. The strength of a Rogan horse. God damn. because horses are so fucking strong horses are strong and a Joe Rogan horse is stronger right horse is canonically strong and Joe Rogan's already fucking wide but he's old though that's the thing

but he's a fucking strong man dude he's a strong man he'll fuck you up still 90 pound kettlebells like that's true but he's still he's pretty fucking strong he'll slam you on the ground and beat you to death while he's asking you if you had ever seen this video of a fucking monkey like driving a golf cart

off a golf cart or something He's still old, you know, like he may be strong. He may be strong, but he starts old bones. That's the last thought you hear. The last thought you think is like, oh, I think I have seen that video. And then your brain like fizzles out, like your last, your last synapse fires. And that's it. And you fucking turns off Finn.

Finn, you're done. You'll never know if you'll never know if that's the video he was talking about, though. Like, you'll never get up. He's not even asking you about that anymore. He's asking about, have you seen the video of the, of the vapor passing through the mask? See, they don't work. You don't work. swear to God he said that.

Pull that video. Pull that video up, Jamie. I swear to God. You, pull a video. Pull a video will be fucking dying fast, Jamie. Quick. Quick.

Pull a video of this man's family like crying over my, me beating his child, beating their child up. He's dropping a bell on his fucking head. He fucking braze. He's like, nay,

nay, horse noises. Jamie, pull up a fucking, pull up a live feed of this child's mom as I, as I, as I wailed the life out of his condensed skull.

I love it. Let's call another question, please. Hell no. I would definitely, I would pick Paul probably too, yeah. I think I could do. I think I'd have to crumble Paul just watch it. You know what it is?

One real good hits of the ribs, I could crumble them. You know what it is? It's the, it's the size of the hands are definitely like something to take note of. But because they're so big, I feel like they're catching a lot of wind, making them a lot slower.

It's almost like, it's almost like, it's almost like, it's almost like, it's almost like trying to do this. It's almost like trying to punch somebody underwater type deal where it's like you're definitely going to see it coming way more than

you would see it in just thin air but like that that wave of air is you're going to be able to like maneuver around that. Also if you jump it might get blown away. You might get knocked away if you just jump along with the swing. You could keep your distance just by like feeding it's like fighting a Yorm and Dark Souls

3 like that big ass fucking giant. He's got to wait for him to fuck up and he just hit him with a sword that's built to kill him. Yeah. He got the Watson Slayer. The Watson Slick. Oh, no. Where did you get? Did you know he has a new channel?

He has a new channel. So this really upset me. Wait, really, Paul Joseph Watson? Yeah, so I don't remember what it's called, but this really upset me because it was about, I watched a, not the entire thing, but I watched maybe like a good half hour of a, it's Sam Hyde. He had all this. He was, he was going to do a documentary with Idubs.

Oh, yeah, yeah. I totally forgot about this whole subject that even happened. Oh, yeah, the Sam Hydeb's thing? Right. So I guess it never came out. The documentary never came out. So Sam High just started releasing footage or doing like a podcast about the footage that they recorded. Like, I don't want this to go to ways.

So I started watching some of it. And then I forgot. So because of that, algorithmically, there was this channel. Didn't recognize the name, but it said items gets owned by Sam High. stupid like that and I was like what the fuck is this shit and then I hover on it so you can give me a preview there's Paul Joseph

Watson and I was like what the fuck is this like click on it it's his new channel he has a new channel that's so weird I don't remember what it's called because I clearly obviously I didn't find it it's called anything goes that's it that's it I remember it was just like a stupid

name that I could yeah yeah I was like he's talking about Sam Hyde versus Idubs like he's fucking leafy Yeah, it's so, that's so fucking weird. That's a weird. And he still has the map behind him of fucking Brazil. He needs to put like fucking CSGO footage or something.

He needs to, like, you know, like. Just pull on copy of time. He's like, he's like, surfing. He's doing those, like, surfing things where he's got the knife. He's, like, flicking it a little bit. With the knife and shit. Sam Hard, absolutely destroyed. Simpcock Adaps.

Oh my God. That's so fucking, that's so ridiculous. Can you believe he let his girlfriend do only fans? What a beta male. My girlfriend isn't real, but if she was, she wouldn't be doing only fans. That's, it's such a funny. Like, yeah, I remember seeing that and I didn't, I watched most of that documentary. I kind of just didn't, I don't know, I got bored, I guess. It was too damn long. Yeah, I understood like, why no documentary came of it, because it's just kind of like a bunch of nonsense.

It is fun footage, though. It is, like, pretty ridiculous. I love the, uh, what was the, uh, the first thing they were going over was all their notes. Oh, yeah. It was a bunch of gas lighting stuff. That was pretty funny. That, yeah, it was funny.

That's so weird that he has like a channel touching on that stuff. I couldn't believe that. I was like, why would you? I feel like we're on a cusp of like a, of the start of a new cycle again. I think you're absolutely right. Yeah, it feels like 2014, 2015 style. Like, not exactly in the same that, not this. No, no, not in the sense that it's as good.

I think it's worse. But I do think the attitudes are kind of getting that point again where like people are starting to comment on the same stuff again. Like, because now you've had, you've had this. resurgence of like, oh, you've had a lot of left-wing YouTubers and content creators, specifically like in 2017 to 2020, kind of coming into their own and like kind of finding an audience and like kind of exploding. But now I feel like you're seeing that kind of decline again and you're seeing like, you're seeing like people like making fun of Hassan for his house or whatever and like making

fun of like a lot of these Twitch people. It feels not nostalgic exactly because that's the wrong word, but. reminiscent, I guess. I saw a video. I saw a video because I was briefly mentioned in it because the guy was just rattling off names of, oh, remember like the old NTSJW stuff or whatever, remember all this old shit, blah, blah, blah, and this.

And then the point was being made. And actually, I think it had to do with the song as well that whole Twitch thing when he got banned or whatever. Was he banned? For saying Cracker? Yeah, for like it was. For like a, okay. Yeah, so he was.

He was banned out. Yeah, you're right. Because I'm, okay. So they were making that point. They're like, this is weird. I remember these points being made where it was kind of like, there was a, like, it was like, it was like kind of protect white people kind of thing. And it was like, this reminds me of the old, like, it almost seems like there's remnants,

like something's being wrestled or something. shit. I'm like, I kind of feel that a little bit too. And then especially, but I'm not sure, dude, because a lot of that stuff never left. It really, it just everybody migrated to, uh, everyone migrated to the quartering, really. It's because he never stopped. He's like the only one that never stopped. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, get a low mileage lease on the 2026. Ram, 500 Big Horn crew cab, four by four for three 69 a month, for 39 months, with 4,00099 due at signing. Tax, title, license, extra. No, security deposit required. Call 1-877 RAM, 5722 for lease details. Requires dealer contribution and

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batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident. Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I hate that guy. That is true. So much. I don't know any, like, oh, I mean, I don't know what feelings I have. He's just sort of there. Like, I don't really have any. I, I do, I don't like the

guy because he's all of this so much of this stuff just like could have just died like a lot of us treated it we're like that was that was a thing and then we're just like we're like doing our shit now and he's just anything asking like give me topics i need to keep this shit going literally anything he can't post about just something fuck shit you're just like i'll post it fuck it is no bullshit still making things i don't know and i want to know i want to know right now because that was one of the funnier ones Two months ago. Oh, two months ago?

So I guess he like... So he's dead. He's gone. He's dead. He's dead. Unless he has a new channel too. What if he has a new channel like... Oh, no BS news.

Are you serious? Oh, 11 months ago. Even worse. All right. Oh, okay. Yeah, so wait. What is he? His subscriptions.

Yeah, it's just... Oh, it's such a strange... Yeah, two months ago was his last video. What was it about? Actual Actual Justice Warrior? What's this? I was just a friend of his, I guess.

Oh. Does he do a podcast with him? Wait, what is this? Oh, no, it's just like literally. Wow, it's astounding. These people are still doing this. Bro, they don't give up, man. You find your audience.

You stick to it. Yeah, I want to see how many videos the courting has put out today. The quarter pounder. Let me see. You know the thing that bothers me most is just like, I just feel like

Three videos already Yeah Tim pool swat it again Strange man breaks into His house Carhart doubles down On wokeness and gets Embarrassed by Starbucks

What's happening? I do I gotta say I gotta admit something I do like the titles The titles are really funny Like I don't know if that's his intention But like Because it's always

Because I title things Kind of the same In the same way Where it's like there's like occasional capitalizations Where it's like, you're right. Carhart doubles down on wokeness and gets embarrassed by everything. It's pretty great.

It feels like it feels like someone's screaming at you. Guys, give me a sec, one sec, one sec. I have to peeve so badly. Oh, don't do it. Don't worry about it. Do it with the door open. I'm not going to put the door open. I'm not.

Come on, man. We can make it an NFT or something. Let's not. An NFT of my dick, urinating. Yeah. I'll be right back. All right, fine. You put the camera on, man.

If you can, oh, he muted his mic. Oh, but not on the recording, though. Oh, I know, right? You're gonna have to hear. I hope it picks it up. I'm fucking boosted as much as possible. Boost it as much as possible. Just make it sound like someone's frying chicken.

Yeah, I'll do that. I'll fuck around with it. These thumbnails are awesome. These fucking titles and... What are we at? Marvel panics over woke future. Our 50. LeBron James demolished.

I love, I got to admit, man, I just, I think those are funny. They're very clearly like cynical titles, like, meant to just kind of, you know, mine the algorithm and, like, kind of feed off of people's anger. But at the same time, I do think they're just adherent. I do think they're really funny. They're great, dude. Demolished. I love these adverbs. Tom

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To scream quartering titles Or like No he does have one Let's fucking do it Does he? Yes he does I sin it I send it

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Instant regret Instant regret This is Woke websites Stealing Pokeyman sued for defamation I love it Dude this is an amazing idea

I love that to death It's because it's a good idea We're at the end of our We're at the end by the way We're pretty much like when Sweene comes back We'll wrap it up We're about at the two hour Might be a little bit less

Some time I gotta get this Patreon open, but that sounds fucking... Oh my, I'm so excited about that. Yeah, I gotta... I'd be stoked to pay for that. Okay, what are we doing? I have to filter out.

Backfires gets worse. God damn, I'm like, this is a... Serious. God damn, dude. videos in a week. It's good, man. Here's one thing, man. Here's one thing that'll say, though.

I don't like it when people who upload like seven times a day complain about like one video getting demonetized. Right. I think that's some real pussy shit. Right. Because you're making bank, first of all, you're making money off of the links anyway. Like if you're selling merch or whatever, like everything is aligned by which you could make more money. So calm down a little bit. But also, you've got like 80% of your.

your videos, your outputs today are like making money and because one of them got hit with something, you're going to complain about it. Like there were times where I would, I would post once every three weeks or something. And I would have both of those videos get demonetized. And I wouldn't complain at all, you know? So just the idea. And that's like my entire revenue for the month, you know? I would have to like stream on Twitch or something to make something.

Or I just rely on like merch or whatever, like the occasional Patreon video that like may or may may not have gone up. So like, if you're posting, if you're a daily content creator who uploads multiple videos daily, don't complain about that shit. It's really stupid.

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It's 100% real. I signed up for a pre-order. They're going to send, they're going to send the info tomorrow about pre-sell. Yeah, in Vegas. In Vegas. I might go. I might go to that. That's not true.

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

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