The Snark Tank - #97: Dark Tank Returns

Episode Date: February 5, 2022

Chris died again so Derrick and Sween talk about Josef Rogaine and some of dumb stuff. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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All righty then. First and foremost, welcome to yet another episode of the Dark Tank Podcast. We are your host, Derek Some Guy Black Man and me, the Messiah. the Messiah, the one that fell from the stars to usher in a thousand years of misogyny. It is Tom Sweeney. What's going to everybody? How's it going? Chris is not going to be a make it today.

Unfortunately, he is dead. So yeah. He's dead. Finally. It's just going to be us now. It's going to be a real ghetto situation from henceforth. But he's not here right now. So it's going to be me and my nigger.

Huh? Right. Tired of that white passing fucking Puerto Rican, man. Oh, okay. Tired of that shit. Okay. Tired of that shit. I'm one of those two. I'm one of those two. Chill out. No, you're not white passing at all. What are you talking about? I'm not white passing. I'm a Puerto Rican. Yeah, but I said I'm tired of the white passing Puerto Rican. Oh, shit. I want that shit. The white passing. If you look at Chris Ragan, you don't be like, oh, look at that Puerto Rican. That nigga has no drip. You got to calm down. You got to calm down. That's still my boy. That's still my boy. That's still my boy. You got a dude. Do you see, where's it like, like, you look at people who have drip, like Willem Defoe, you know, Drake, I guess, you know, like, and then there's Chris Raygun.

You know what I mean? You attacking our cold. Well, I just like this. Anyway. I guess we should do some housekeeping. If you want to support us, you can go to www.com, www.patron.com. slash the snark tank, you know, you could shut up some shekels,

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We're just going to get on Gears of War. You'll be like, are you ready? You're going to be like, nah, not exactly, but, ah, too fucking bad. And we're going to play for like maybe one kill. Then it'll be done. So it's up to you. You got to get you on how you get your money.

Also, we have one more thing of housekeeping. We are now changing the days in which we record and post a podcast. We are going to start recording on Thursdays. And then by Friday, everybody on Patreon will be getting an episode. So if you guys want to get a little extra on Friday, you know, swing us some shekels. It only costs a dollar a month. You know, you guys need spare a dollar. Come on.

Come on. If you guys buy only fans. Give me your money. You guys spend that fucking dollar, you know? I mean like fuck. Right. Just don't be a bitch. But if you can't and we understand that, you can also get it on free feeds on Monday morning.

So we're going to change around how we're going to do it now because we feel I, we feel like mostly things happen towards the end of the week because everybody loses their ability to deal with bullshit and somebody fucks up towards the end of the week. So we're going to start recording later in the week putting it out for you guys and seeing and seeing how that works. But other than it makes way more. sense. But other than that, what are some topics? What happened? What's going on recently? Derek? Man, I mean, there's a, there's a lot of stuff. There's a lot of stuff happening, but I feel like one of the recurring things that keep happening is that Joe Rogan is constantly trending. And it's because people are going after him. And there's people that are like, you know, I think there's people that don't understand why. I think that's kind of the thing, why it seems very.

very surprising to people like, why are they attacking poor Joe Rogan? Poor $100 million Joe Rogan. You know, they're like, why are they attacking him? We old Rogan. We old man with all these sponsorships and has a podcast, affiliate with Spotify and rubbed arms of all these famous people and had the chance to speak to Bernie Sanders, like, in person. And let's talk to Elon Musk and like this guy that's like just like us.

But he's the champion of the people. For real. So it's kind of, it's, so it's weird because I understand why people are going after. So there's this, there's people that we know in the YouTube space, like Ethan Klein has been going after him a lot. So that's been a very big thing. But there's also a lot of doctors and other random people all banded together to try to be like, yo, Spotify. Y, got to chill, man. He's, he's spreading too much vaccine hesitancy.

COVID misinfo and is, you know, harming people indirectly. And then one thing that just happened recently is Neil Young. Oh, really? The famous Neil Young put out an ultimatum. He said either remove Joe Rogan from Spotify or remove my music. Now, of course, Spotify is not going to remove their bag. Like Spotify, Joe Rogan's bringing a lot of money and a lot of viewers and stuff to put. I don't know how many, how many.

I didn't even check to see how many listeners Neil Young had, but they removed his music. Now, I'm seeing a lot of people. That's crazy. They really removed Neil Young? That's wild. Holy shit. But it was by his request, though. Neil Young averages 6 million monthly listeners, man.

Oh, shit. That's a lot. I mean, that's a good bag. And that shows you his principle. He's like, he's like, I can't be on this platform anymore because Joe Rogan is spreading too much misinformation and it's harming people. And so he, instead of caring about his bottom dollar, he thought it was more important to, from his own principalities to not be associated with this platform that is,

that is indirectly killing people. You know, it sounds like such a, that sounds like such a like hot take to say. It's, it sounds, it sounds like a gross to exaggerated thing. but at the end of the day where this is this is real shit I am not a I am not an anti Joe Rogan person

at all I don't really care that much about Joe Rogan I mean he's had to watch him his podcast particularly when he has some of his guests on you know like he has like I watched him with Elon Musk of course I had to watch that that's something you have to see I saw him talk to Bernie Sanders because I was like that's important I saw him talk to um fucking

I'm a bit of whatever his name is. What's his name? The fucking... Oh, Alex Jones. Alex Jones. What do you say? Because that's funny, you know?

Like, I... I've watched it. I've watched that. I've got to retarded. But I do understand that what happens is, and this is my argument that comes back, and this is my argument that goes a little deeper into, um, into personalities as a whole. This is my very suit argument. And people disagree with me on it.

And you're welcome to disagree with me on it. And I don't, I don't really care. But I believe that... You're wrong. At a certain point, you have to understand that people come to your place for information. People are being educated by you, whether you intended that or not, people are being educated by you. At a certain point, you have to take accountability, you know? Like, people don't want to because it's not, who the fuck wants accountability?

Who wants to be like, oh, if something happens, we can blame you for it. No one wants that. But like, when people, a lot of people just come to Joe Rogan and they get their. views from Joe Rogan and it's like oh I should do this because this guy who's this personality who which what happens because in all realness personalities

have a lot more power than they than people want to believe they get their perspectives from them you know like I have watched time and time again like YouTubers say shit that's objectively wrong about like various things whether the politics and fucking music science all that shit

and then people sculpt their opinions bro I've listened to Anthony Fantano objectively say wrong shit about music, like objectively, like I know about it. And he's saying wrong shit. And people will champion his views, even though they don't know anything about it because that's what happens. Right. Well, let's, let's let's let's, I want to, I want to, I want to, uh, break it down even a little bit, uh, deeper for people to understand. I want people to understand, like, say it's, it's, you should recognize how dangerous this is because, uh, you. When you think about something is simple because it blows my mind when you look at people like David Koresh.

When you look at people like Jim Jones, when you look at these slack joe, when you look at the, I don't know like how are people following this? Now, let's say Joe Rogan's not even trying. Now, I want to say for the sake of argument, imagine if Joe wanted to start a cult. Do you know how many people he would get in that? So my point is people are so susceptible to bullshit. Way more than anyone wants to admit, bro. And like people act like it's not true But so many people have

So many people deal with crisis of identity And they latch on the people to help them define themselves Right So like like I just I think of it like all of these fucking Have you ever watched like a female A big female Twitch subscriber like a Twitch streamer? Ooh have I Who bro

Watching the way people just flock to them Without any sense of like Like, there's just people just like, so, like, people don't have an individuality is becoming less and less common. And people will follow these groups. They will do it. People don't want to admit it. I want to show you something that you mentioned that. So a few days ago, Pokeyman posted four pictures of herself and she said, Sue me, she looks very nice.

You know, she's wearing some very tight pants that are, they're like mom jeans, but tight, right? Like, you know, they're all hiked up and shit. and she just basically, they're, it looks nice. I'm like, oh, nice aesthetic. This guy replies, hashtag, I stand with Pokey, and he has a fucking shrine. There's a shrine of Pokey Main. You can see, I'm holding it up to the camera. Niggas are monsters.

People, niggas are monsters, bro. Niggas are crazy, bro. Like, those dudes would, if Pocene said kill for me, those dudes would do it. If Pocu-Man, this is real, this is real money, this is real shit, dog. If Pocke-Main said, yo, for real, I want you to beat somebody up in the street from me, and I'll let you get a glimpse, a glimpse of me, nude, people would do that. I will show you the few bumps on my ariola. It wouldn't be an insane amount, but some people would really consider it.

No, not even consider. They would do it. They would do it. They would fucking do it, man. And like, so we, we, so now that we've established how insane people can be, now think about just in the most casual sense. We're talking about Joe Rogan, very influential person to the point where if you, if you fucking like search hashtag carnivore diet or January carnivore whatever,

because like Joe Rogan started that thing, just look at the thousands upon thousands of post of who he influences to just eat meat. for the month of fucking January. All right. Yeah. So Joe Rogan, we don't hate you, but like,

you know, I understand. I feel like there's a bit of misinformation being spit by you. But you know what? You live your life. You're way Richard and me. You're probably never going to see this.

So, you know, live your life. Joe Rogan, I want all of our audience members to clip this right here. Joe Rogan, stop.

Invite the snark tank on your podcast. We want to talk to you. It's not even about, I don't even want to challenge your beliefs. I want to be on Spotify. I want, I want,

I want some of that spot. I don't know. We ain't going to get $100 million, but, you know, I want to. I would like to talk to him, though. I feel like he's a wealth of knowledge, like, or experience at least. Like, he's a wealth of experience. I would love to talk. And some of his guests are so fucking crucial.

Like, there's this guy. Damn, I can't remember his name like Matt Walker or something like that. I think Matthew Walker, he's a neuroscientist. And it's one of the most important podcasts I've ever listened to. It's about sleep. It's just about sleeping. And it's, if you type that in, I'm pretty sure it's Matt Walker or Matthew Walker. But if you just type in sleep doctor, Joe Logan's sleep doctor,

it's one of the most important podcasts I've ever to listen to because it really just inform me and enlighten me about how important sleep actually is and really the lack of sleep linking to a dementia, which I'm like, oh, I want to get more sleep. You know, it just made me realize that like I should stop fucking around and stop trying to just run off of like four hours of sleep sometimes where it's like no. Oh, no, dude. You sleep till your body wakes you up, bro. That's like a rule I've learned, you know, like, If I'm not, if I don't have something to do, like, if I don't have like class or like something serious, like not like a date, like something like for real that I have to wake up for.

I'm saying my black ass my bed till I wake up. That's it. Tell I'm like, all right. It's time to wake up. I'm privileged enough to do that right now. Like just with the type of job, you have the flexibility. Yeah. You know?

And so it's like cool. So many people don't. But I feel like listening to that, I feel like a lot of people can benefit from it. And so it's like, cool. This is the, this is the shit that I love. I love listening to the podcast about this stuff We're having this dumb ass comedian friends on Right? It's always cool like that

But recently he's just It seems like he's like a man on a mission But like in the complete wrong direction It's like it's like he's a fucking astronaut But the fucking rockets pointed at the ground It's just like And then it's like going to the fucking core or some shit Or like no you go sky

Go point to the sky bro It's just so it's a little weird, but whatever. All right. So after that, any other topics don't talk about? I don't know what the fuck's going on recently. I mean, I guess there's not much stuff going on, but I have to poke a little bit of fun at this guy that we've mentioned briefly on the show. And some of you may be,

there's a lot of you that may not be actually aware of this guy. and it's probably better if you don't know who he is, but if you're curious enough, if you type in Ethan Ralph and maybe, I don't know, documentary, I don't know what you, controversy, I don't know,

there's a wealth of videos on him. I'm trying to think of something that I watched that was like really well done, but I can't think of it recently. But this guy is just a human, he's a living L. Like he's just, he is constantly taking massive Ls in life.

So I want to, go back to who this guy is because you all a lot of you know GamerGate right you remember all that bullshit back in like 2014 so when when a lot of people on the left right let me build up to this let me build up

to it man okay okay a lot of people on the left when they say that GamerGate was just a harassment campaign against women they're pointing to Ethan Ralph and his fucking minions because he was a part of this whole I garbage that was happening and when

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it's just harassment campaign against these women. That's all it says. And it's like, well, we lost that fucking war. Like, we totally lost that culture war because, number one, all I cared about was stop fucking being stupid when it comes to journalists. Stop protecting people who need to be fired. You know, like there was people that need to be fired and you protected them. It was like a fucking conspiracy. Anyway, so he's been, and now he's devolved into just this.

piece of trash that it just does the worst things ever. Ethan Ralph is evil for real dog. Like for real. Like, like, like, like I don't think many people are evil, but this thing is a monster. Like this guy's a fucking monster.

I, he's a fucking. Ethan Ralph, like, I watch his, I watch videos about him to remind me I'm not a bad person. Like, whenever I do something mildly not good and I'm like,

oh man, I'm fucking up for real. You got to do better kinks. Look at Ethan Ralph and I'm like, I'm not that bad. I'm not quite that bad. This nigga, this. What do you do with the guy's girlfriend? No, okay, let's just go specific.

Let's say specific. So, hello, recently. Recently. He's done so much. Yeah. He's done so much. And I'm sure we've mentioned some of this stuff before. Probably if you want to look it up, go look it up with his arc, his arc of garbage that he's, he's just, oh, my, so much stuff.

You know what? I think the video, now that I remember, I think the video is called the Ballad of Ethan Ralph, that's a good one you want to watch. Anyway, so recently, if you guys remember, so in the last episode, I said that there was a stream called the F Ralph or the fuck Ralph's Festival or something. It was just a stream of people coming together shitting on him. And it happened, and I caught a good chunk of it, and it was pretty entertaining. It was way too fucking long, but it was pretty entertaining.

And so Ethan is beefing with Andy Worski, who I mentioned before, you know, that fucking trash human being. And they had whatever, why ever they're beefing, whatever, I don't know. But Andy, I guess he is Portuguese from actual Portugal. So he has his family, a lot of his family lives in Portugal. And because of that, Ethan's like, I'm going to one up Andy and I'm going to go to Portugal or something. I'm going to try to find your sister or fucker or something like that. something some shit you know that's just the type of person he is right so he ends up in Portugal and he gets his face smashed in now he claims that he got mugged right he had like a little

man purse or something which when you when your tours that's one thing that's like one of the number one things they teach you don't advertise your your shit that you have with you don't fucking don't have a fanny pack don't have a backpack don't have a fucking satchel or a man purse, you're advertising, like, you know, because if you're in certain areas and you're a fucking gringo, you're, you're, you're easy target. So you keep your wallet in your front pocket or whatever, it's whatever it is, you know, you just, if you're in a huge city or something like that where there's a lot of tourism. So apparently he got mugged. He claims, which I don't believe, that he ran after the guy. I don't believe that fat piece of shit ran at all. I just don't think

because he's just like, he's just a tub of lard. I think he maybe he did get Maybe he did get mugged And then he like Was saying some really racist shit And then they just whooped his ass Because just a You know just a finishing blow

Just to like Just to let you know you suck You know They just beat you to the floor afterwards You know Do he got fuck He got his ad Like

I think I took a screenshot Of Yeah Of course I did. But like this dude got fucking, he got, he got, he took damage. He took quite a bit of damage. In all, in all fairness, he took a very sensible amount of damage, you know. Dude, he got, he got fucking smacked up.

And it's just like, it's one of those things when somebody is always constantly being so shitty. It's just that, like, I don't, I don't, I don't, um, there's a part of me that does believe. believe in the law of attraction to a certain extent. Like, not like into the way that, you know how people are like, if you visualize it or whatever, it'll just come to you. I'm like, shut the fuck up. But what I mean is, you don't believe in that? Subconscious, how could I?

Like that, because there's people that daydream all day and they get nothing. If you don't believe in pussy, you're not going to get pussy, bro. If you don't believe you're going to get pussy. No, you need to pursue pussy to get pussy. Nah, bro. You got to wait around. Do what I do, man. You just got to wait around.

I just be chilling, bro, and pussy falls into my life. And I'm just like, dang, I don't need this pussy. I don't need. I got my own. I got my own pussy that I don't need. And then I push all the pussy away. I'm sure that's how it happens. Exactly like that, bro.

But I do, you are a fucking lunatic. I do believe to a certain degree, the energy you put out into the world you receive, you know, and to a degree of that, I believe that's a, I think that's a thing.

That's what I mean. Because like when you surround yourself, like subconsciously, you're just always just bringing yourself and surrounding yourself by negative. Because like, people who are winners and stuff and people are,

they're not worried about all this negative bullshit. They're not flying to, when you have all these problems, you have like custody battles with your kid and all this stuff going on and all this crazy shit. You claim that your your fiance or something is, you leave her alone even though she felt like afraid because someone showed up at the front, you know, at the front of their house. Like during the live stream, some guy showed up and delivered diapers, you know, he basically, but the thing is Ethan Ralph also involved. invited him there. He called him out on the stream live and doxed himself telling him come to my house. So he literally came to his house and dropped off diapers. You know, like, here, you're not going to buy your baby anything. So here, here's some fucking diapers. And he claims his girlfriend was all terrified and shit, but then he leaves the country. Like, and then he gets his ass kicked.

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thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. He's, he's, well, he's, I would genuinely classify him as a sociopath because I never seen him, like, admit to the stuff that he does wrong. Like, he, I saw him, somebody who I considered a friend. I don't really talk to him that much anymore, but Monday, Matt Jarbo. Like he got into a, back in 2018, he got caught like flagging some people's channels when they, because they were just constantly making fun of him.

For real? Yeah, Matt, so Matt fucking flew way too close to the sun because he would have got away with it. But then he kept going on stream with these idiots and being like, I didn't do it. And then they caught him because they're like, all right, show us your report. Like YouTube.com slash report. Show us your report. And then he got caught because he was just like, all right, he fessed up. He showed it and then showed he flagged all these channels, even though he was just, you know,

so for a while, he was just getting roasted. He's just getting dunked on constantly because they're like, you're a pussy. You're flagging people's stuff down. You could have gotten their channels taken down and all this stuff. So he got roasted, like hard. Meanwhile, before that even happened, Ethan Ralph has been fucking trying to flag people and docs people. And all this stuff that he claims that he doesn't, he's not into. All this stuff that he claims that he hates and he detests and all of his detain.

tractors and everybody, they're all like, oh, meanwhile, they're all participating in it. He's a demon. He's a demon. He's a bad person. It's like, the moral of the story, Ethan Ralph sucks and he got beat up. And it's kind of funny because he sucks. It's kind of funny, you know, like, I hope he survives and I hope he has no lingering damage. But like, this guy is, he's kind of the worst, you know. I mean, he seems fine. He's on Twitter. He's the ones sharing the fucking, uh, Which is insanity to me. The fact that you would even share this shit.

I'm fucking giggling at the fact that he got his ass beat, bro. It's so funny. And this isn't even the first time, though. Oh my God. This isn't even like, when was it? Sometime last year. He showed up at some YouTuber's house and he got his fucking face punched a bunch. Did you see that video?

I didn't. Some guy kept calling him like, oh, you're only fine. 5-1. You're like 5-1 or something. And then he steps into his house because he's like he's dating some girl. I don't know who she is. But I don't know. I think she's weird. Something about, I don't know.

These people are all fucking weird. But he's dating some girl that's a YouTuber and used to stay at this house with us. There's a guy. He used to go by the name Digi bro. But I think he's trans now or she's trans or whatever. I don't really know anything about. I know this person. People started hating Digi Bro.

I don't know if she still goes by that, but anyway, because she was all into the Lolly stuff, all the anime cartoon stuff. So it was getting all weird. So somehow Ethan Ralph was involved with these people, picking up some, like, his girlfriend or something, was picking up her items from that house. And so Ethan Ralph shows up,

and then he goes into the house, and then they start beating his ass. Like, you start fucking, just molly walking him. It's on video. Yeah. I did see that.

I remember what it was. It was, um, I think it was, uh, it was, uh, wait, was it was it was,

it was, uh, I just, it was, it was, he walked in and they fucking gang banged him. Yeah, so it was all,

so he basically all bloody and stuff and his gun hanging out and everything. It's just, and that shit's infamous. If you fucking type in, if you type in Ethan Ralph and Gunt it's just All right

Let's not bring any more attention to this this demon He's the he's the worst He is the worst But it's just one of those things where like You You kind of like He's It's just

It's beautiful It's fucking beautiful That's all I can say man I just like I just can't imagine myself And I'll leave it alone I just If I had this many

I would fucking stop. I'd go away. You can't. You can't just go away. If I got after that, if I got fucking was trying to one up somebody, I'm going to go to this country and one up them or whatever. And I got my ass beat.

There's no way in hell I'm sharing the photos. That's destiny. That's fate right there, bro. That's just like the universe being like, bro, stop. That's enough. Right. Quit it. That's it.

That's enough. We're done. You're done. It's pretty nuts. It's absolutely insane, but I love it. All right. Let's fucking hit some questions. We go into some questions.

Let's do it. So let's go. This is a general comment for Jamas. Su, my favorite podcast trio. I noticed Derek is talking about being a broke YouTuber. If he didn't have to fly to Europe just to fuck some Nordic bitches, he'd save a lot of money. Just my two cents. Avvoir, cunts.

Now, first of all, don't call me a cunt. You don't got to be rude. Second of all, bro, I'm saying, bro, you do be going to far reaches for some of that pristine, pristine, castpyric pussy. And I respect it, honestly. I respect to dry. First of all, first of all, that wasn't a question, so you're dumbass. Number two, Nordic, like, like, as if it was, like, plural or something. Like, I, I, my ex-girlfriend is Norwegian.

Cool. So, and thirdly, Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist Victoria Motola,

who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating. chronic stomach aches. Like, I get a stomach ache every time that I eat. And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just, I have a stomachache every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy.

And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication. And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation, plus some fast, Fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeartRadio.

Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm.

That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter

and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I'm assuming this person's like a child or something, like, not an adult and doesn't know how much things cost. Because, like, I'm assuming that, like, no one's going to fucking go broke from a trip. You know, you don't, you don't go broke from a trip. who fucking work at goddamn McDonald's can save enough money to have a vacation.

So I'm assuming this person has never held a job or something. It just doesn't know how money works. You know what I mean? Because like being a broke YouTuber, I just make, I have a regular wage job. I'm not bawling. Right? I'm not bawling out of control. I just, I can pay my bills.

And I can also save up some money to go on vacation. I mean, yeah. It's pretty simple. It's as simple as that. It's not a brick in the bank thing. Yeah. No, it's not. It's, it's, you have to save a little bit of money for a few months and then you can fucking take a vacation.

You know, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, like, say, let's just say, let's just say, realistically, you know, you know, that's, after six months, six, after six months, if you don't have, like, you're doing temporarily, but, like, if it's enough money to step to save to side to I don't know just go somewhere nice

like I feel like hey like you know maybe you want to do something because that's that sucks I feel like that sucks or if you and your partner can't come up

with the money together you know what I'm saying like you gotta figure things out you gotta figure things out you gotta it's not it's not good enough yeah everybody's gotta gotta fucking have like take some time

everybody's gotta say something like even if you don't go anywhere like you just go to you know to use that extra money to treat yourself for something so you can like reset you know

you gotta treat yourself you can't spend your whole life just working and working just to work because that'll kill you you'll die you'll die sooner absolutely you spend your whole life

putting yourself into an early gray yeah and so this so whoever that fucking guy was thank you for supporting the snark tank but shut up okay this next one

I don't know how to read this word it's Shendon it's Shendon Freudian slip I probably fucked that up Oh, I'm going. How do you keep going? How do you pronounce that? Well, because, like, I, I'm not looking at it.

Okay. Shenden, Freudian slip asked, how do you the three-eyed watch, the three-eyes watching me in my asylum chamber. Ooh. What are your views on makeup as a whole? As art, the makeup lie, the makeup is a lie thing on dudes, on women, and whatnot. Thank you for helping me through grad school and going and and go splunge. Oh my God.

A bad dragon dildo where the sun doesn't reach. Whoa. Dang. I'm not putting a bad dragon dildo up there, but how do you feel about makeup, Derek? I'm not usually into that. I think makeup is, I think just like most things in this world, anything in moderation is great. I feel like if you use too much. of almost anything, then it becomes a problem.

You know, like, you see, you see some people who look like fucking clowns. They look like clowns. They look like the cloyne, bro. The fucking cloy, dude. So, like, there's that, but, I mean, I've, you know, I, I feel lucky that my, my lady is just, because I, look, I figured, I, there's a problem that, the only problem that I think makeup does have when it comes to society is that, you know, the way we judge men and women are very different where it's like when you see a handsome man

like he is very he's a because he's just natural typically the men don't have makeup on so though this is a very handsome dude but when we see pretty women it's typically you're seeing them with makeup on and then when the society sees them without makeup they're like oh they're they're not like and it's just fucking ridiculous uh and like you see uh let's talk about pokey mean Something that I won't shun her for Is a lot of these fucking dumbass These dudes that have never touched pussy in their life Were shitting on Pockemein

Seeing her without makeup And I'm just like Have you people have never been Lived around a woman before Or you've been with Do you even not have a fucking sister? Like you know what I'm saying Like to where you see your sister

How she looks when she's going out Versus how she is when she's staying home Like how are you fucking saying anything about Pokemon Without Makeup on? Like okay there's Pokemon without makeup on She's still attractive She just doesn't have fucking eyeliner on

And some other bullshit Yeah Like whatever I feel you Um stupid When it comes to makeup for me Um I think makeup has

Has done damage to society In a way that like It makes girls feel like They need it A lot of women Right Like they're at their prettiest They need it

You know And I'm talking from a perspective A man I'm not a woman I'm not a woman I'm not a makeup user I'm gonna be I'm gonna be up front

About that right now I feel like it makes Like I have this friend Um she's I think she's actually One of the prettiest girls I've ever seen in my life She's beautiful girl

But she is so in confident without having makeup on. It's the saddest thing ever. She has like, she has, like, um, she has acne, you know, but she's still a very gorgeous girl and she like pours makeup on her face. And it makes me so sad because I think she's so pretty and I wish she just wouldn't, she wouldn't do it. I wish she didn't have to have that idea of that, like, if people saw her real face,

she wouldn't be considered, or she wouldn't be able to find herself attractive, you know, but at the same time, it is an art form, you know, like you can't tell me cosmetic makeup isn't an art form. You can't tell me some of the makeup that's done by beauty designers is an art form as well because it is. Of course. At the end of the day, it is. And sometimes it's really, really, really, fucking impressive. Like, I come from a fan where we don't use makeup.

You know, we have, I and my system off and we have, like, very, like, nice colored skin. So we usually don't need makeup. You know, we don't have many cracks in our skin or we don't have many blemishes. So we don't have to conceal anything. But I know people who use makeup and, like, you could barely, like, my girlfriend doesn't really use makeup. that often at all. And she's fine with it. Or when she uses makeup, I'm like, oh, that looks nice on you.

But the thing is that it's just moderation. At the end of the day, what you said. It's just a degree of moderation. It shouldn't become a crutch for you to be okay with showing your face. But being there isn't inherently bad. I changed my perspective about that, actually. I used to really dislike makeup for her. Yeah.

I've always liked it. It's more of a special occasion stuff. Well, you know, when someone wants to get dolled up, like me and my lady went to go to the hell's kitchen fucking fancy ass restaurant so you know we got all dressed up and shit and she put on the makeup and everything like that even when we were rushing she was like I just got to hurry

and put some shit on and it was like it looked nice she looked great but most of the time she does not need an ounce of makeup she wanted like she looks fucking fantastic and that's cool and I also I wish that say you know women had more confidence but it's hard to ignore

these apps, especially Instagram, when you're constantly seeing, like, there's people that I know that cannot post a picture without a filter. And in my opinion, the way that I see it, I think they look worse with the filter. When I see, when I see this filter, like, smooth out their features and their features are almost gone, where I'm like, well, you're not you anymore. Like, I can barely see your nose. I can barely, you know what I'm saying? Like, it, like, smooths things out to the point where they look very, they look just different enough to where it's, not them. To me, I'm like, you don't want, why do you don't want to do that? And, and, and I wish that they, because it's like, we know this as men, we'll stick our dicks in anything. Really, at the end of

the day. It's, look, I, I am not one of those people any longer, but once upon a time, bro. Ugh. at the end of the day the average man does not give a horny niggas are despicable dog horny niggas are disgusting bro

they could like be she dude like she could have like I've seen I saw this dude that a tumor on his face to where like you can see his features like it was kind of crazy it was actually one of the craziest things ever seen but like I know for a fact

plenty of men would still fuck a chick like that Yo, if she got a fat ass, he might do it. He might do it. She got cheeks. She got, she got pussy. I mean, like, I'm telling you, like, there's so many, like, it's such a, and when you, like, when you think about makeup and nails and all this stuff, it's for themselves, typically and, and for other women.

Like, usually, like, say, like, there's, like, a huge joke within, like, the black community that women go to church just to complain clothing and shit. They're always dressing their someday best to just show off their best fucking shit, you know? Like, and it's like, well, yeah, too. certain extent, I know you ain't wearing, who you weren't wearing it for. You ain't wearing it for the fucking past. You weren't wearing for your husband. He ain't wearing for God. God see you all the time. God sees why you're naked, dog. Like you, you ain't

hiding nothing from nobody, but I understand that. Yeah. Yeah. So it's like one of those things where I feel like leaders at the top like the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, uh, all those people, they need to go away. You know, they got, they're the ones that are like leading the forefront of like thinking that all these girls got to like do all this crazy shit. Yeah. I'm like,

I personally prefer natural because like the thing is that there's going to be times where, you know, God forbid and hopefully not for those people, but there are going to be times people can't, you know, just can't have makeup, you know? And like are you going to not going to be able to show yourself?

You're not going to be comfortable around people that know you. It's like, God forbid like you're dating somebody for years, you know, like you're dating a freaking like Kylie Jenner type that looks like a fucking Dominican person with her makeup on. Then it wipes off and she's wider than Chris. And you're like, what the fuck is going on?

She looks like a ghost. And you're just like, excuse me, you are a different race. As in this moment right now. You know, like, and that's a joke of it. But, you know, it's fine. You know, wear your skin. Be comfortable who you are. You know, I'm black as shit.

And I love myself. I'm also beautiful. So that helps. But, you know, like. It's definitely like, you know, it's one of those things where when you know someone, it's kind of like, I can't even use the word objective because we know that it's all fucking subjective,

like beauty. It's societally objective. It's societally. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah. So you see some people that are,

you know, they're a little busted up. Like, you're like, you see some people are like, all right, I understand. It's just like,

say, for example, I'm usually against, like, surgery of any kind. I'm usually like, say I had a step sister. She asked me,

this was in 2008. She asked me, she was like, hey like what would you think if I like got like uh uh what was it called breast implants oh yeah and I told her I'm like you're no like you don't need any like because she had like A cups or some bullshit and she was just like so obviously that was bothering her but on me I'm just like look I'm like I'm like I'm even though we're a step I'm like I'm your fucking brother like you you don't need shit like you're you're it's in your head you don't need it she took she got it

anyway but she was happy she but I'm like okay whatever. You know, you do you, you're happy or fine. Sometimes, though, I do see a girl I grew up with. She used to be called Triple H because she had a huge fucking nose and it was pretty sad. It was pretty sad. Because if you look at Triple H. He's got a schnaz on it. He's got a schnaz, you know. That's so mean, you know. Of course it is. So in that instance, I'm like, hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script. a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter.

In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well. I need to lay down.

And you know that's not normal for your child. Then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Here are the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents. when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan.

Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion.

1. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got to an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 360. thought. Wow. Dan Morgan from Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. If she wanted to get a

nose job, I'd be like, bless you. Like, I understand. I give you my blessing. Like, no, I understand because like, I saw the, the bullshit that she went through. And I'm like, yeah, absolutely. I know that would change your fucking life. But you see these other chicks that are all aesthetically pleasing. They They look fucking completely fine. They're like, oh, I hate my nose. I hate my lips. And I'm like, you are going to look like a, bro, I want you to take a look at this. Their name are Stacey and Darcy Sylvia or Silva or something.

Sylvia. They came from 90 day, 90 day fiance. They, in the past three, four years, have butchered their faces to the point where it is, oh my God. It's to the point where the one. name Darcy, she privated her Instagram account. Oh no. Because she was getting way too much shit. Bro, she looks fucking terrible.

I can't even. Oh, no. But that's what we're at, bro. She used to look like, you can already see, when she first debuted onto the show, you can already tell she had too much work done. But now it's to the point where it's like, wow, I don't even know who the fuck that is anymore. She looks like an alien.

It's scary. It's scary. I don't see if I can pull it up real quick. She looks like an alien. Jesus, God. God. All right. I'm going to put a Darcy new look.

Let's stop making fun of the way women look because I'm going to get too excited. I'm going to end up getting excited if we keep it up. All right. We'll move on to the next one. All right. Next question. This is from Dislane Maxwell security guard. I don't know what happened to the security camera on.

February 3rd, 2022. Please stop asking. Hey there, you beautiful wenches. Happy 2020. I work out a vet's office. One day we had a client come in with a dog and I really liked it. And it was this time to go. Time to say goodbye. Oh, man. As, as I was helping to Dr. Pratt the euthanasia, the clip of Chris's racism watched popped into my head saying, they were going to put down a dog. I had to leave the room to keep from laughing and collect myself. My coworkers thought I needed a moment because I was upset. Have you guys ever had an intrusive thought that completely derailed an otherwise serious moment?

I would say every single time I went to church, literally every single time I had to stop myself from laughing because these I like my did I tell you guys ever tell you that my friends begged me to take them to my grandma's church so you know her true a Baptist oh no and I said

no like you guys can't handle it I have learned to hold in my laughter I'm like you guys don't understand and then I went to I went to my aunt's church and Georgia I it was it was like try not to laugh challenge it was the hardest thing

You know what's crazy? What I gained from being in a black church is I gained the ability to sleep during noise. I can sleep during like loud noise. I can sleep. I wake up when I hear voices talking to me because then I'm like, oh, no, this schizophrenia is finally here. But when it comes to just noise, I can sleep through it. But dude, I went to a seven-day Adventist church. And we weren't quite as bombastic as Baptist.

but of course being myself, I've dated a girl that was a Baptist and I went to church with her and I was about to I was literally

there were moments where I had to be like oh my fucking God this is a bunch of this is a bunch of coons this is a oh my look at them dance

look at them I felt like I felt like one of the slave masters in the roots watching the slaves dance and sing. It was like, oh my God, this is unbelievable.

It's like, it's, I feel, it was so because I'm like, I didn't want to disrespect these people, but it was so hard, like, especially the fucking pastor, man.

I don't understand. I don't know anybody was laughing. Like, fucking he's, and the Lord. And today, we are here. It's like that and it's like, bro, this is ridiculous. And then he starts singing.

Like, it's like first he starts off like, it's near. And then it starts singing, I want you to know that today is the Lord's day. And then the organ's going, wham. Wham! Wham! Wham! And I'm like, how is no one laughing at this? It's so fucking silly.

Because that's their place of praise, bro. Look, I get it. Okay. Let me see what. time if I have oh man there was the time that like obviously the time that like one of our good friends jalen his girlfriend's dog said it uh it hung itself and uh i left the room because i had to laugh i couldn't chris kept himself composed i laughed at that that shit that was fucking funny what else there was definitely one time my grandmother told me my grandmother told me about um

she told me about this kid that got ran over by a car and i was really sad in st thomas But she said his shoes flew off when he got hit. And bro, the idea of someone's shoes coming off their feet as they get in by a car, even though it happens every time, you can run into someone hard enough for their shoe could come off their feet, you know? But for some reason, the idea that she painted a picture where he like sailed over the car, like the cow jumped over the moon in those nursery rhymes. And I was around a bunch of people, like people that shouldn't be laughing about

And I fucking broke in the tears. And my grandmother had to leave early because of how embarrassed she was. So, like, sorry, grandma. Sorry about that right now. It was really funny. But every time, dude, I can't. I'm not a serious person at all. I don't know.

Like, my demeanor is not serious. So whenever something funny happens, I just laugh at it. Like, we were talking about Down syndrome the last episode. And I fucking laughed. Even though, like, I just, I can't help it. I'm sorry, but often. All right. Right.

I'm sure there's plenty of that I just can't think of either, but yeah. All right. Next, we got Mitch McConnell's tour to show. What is good disciples of Keith David? I wanted to know, have you ever gotten fan fiction written about you? And how much do you despise it? Keep up the wonderful work here and on your own projects and stay safe. Thank you so much, but I appreciate it.

Yes, there was a key. There was a Keith David. Wow. I almost said that. No, there was no Keith David fan fiction. I would love that. That'd be fucking amazing. Sweetie, come here.

Sweeney, undisrobe yourself. Good job. Now tell me who's your commander. I'd be like, you are. You are. You are. Legs all spread behind your fucking back. By your head.

Under my arm, bro. Yes, just like a, just how I like it. I'll tell you why they call me Goliath, and I'll be like, what? That's crazy. Um, done, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, da, bah, bam, ban. Um, there's a fan. Goliath, the freaking, um, what's called?

Um, Gargoy's theme song went fucking crazy, bro. Went crazy for no reason. But, um, I would say, yes, there's one that is about Chris, but unfortunately I'm in it. Somehow I'm involved in it. And I just, fucking, um, I would say, yes, there's one that is about Chris, but unfortunately, and I just And I heard I read like a positive and I was like oh this is the type of shit that makes me want to set fires you know Yeah I think I was in one I I think I was in one but I whatever it was I didn't read it because it was around the whole

Like uh anti-ssh-w bullshit it was around that time or something I remember it was I didn't Whatever it was I didn't read it because I'm just not really Yeah I'm not I'm not crazy about that stuff right I don't respect it I don't respect it I don't respect I don't like it at all. Shit's disgusting. He's filthy. You do that shit. You're fucking filthy to me.

You're garbage. You fucking. I didn't even like, bro, I had an ex-girlfriend that she, like, she essentially wrote like, like,

she would sexed me in a, like, romance novel type of way. It was long, drawn out. Like, I was like,

dude. Who the fuck is this broad? I'm a guy. I don't like this shit at all. Like, So look, speaking of romance, it's a little off topic, but it's really funny. So yesterday, Lillian called me and I was like, what are you doing, honey? Like obviously, just seeing what, what type of fuckery she's up to.

And she was like, I just finished reading a book and I hated it. And I was like, oh, what was the book about, bro? It's a book about, now that is going to do the most atypical shit ever. It's a book about a nanny who tried to find her job. He went to school for chemistry, but she couldn't find a job. She ended up getting a job for this husband who, who this guy who lost his wife, and he has two kids. And he's like the leader of this big business. And he's destined to be getting married to this girl to create this merger.

But instead, he falls in love with the nanny. But come to find out, he's competing with his brother for this job that becomes CEO. It's all this like a typical bullshit. She was trying to explain it to me. And she was so, I've never seen her more pat. talk about anything. And I was just like at the end. She was like, do you like it?

And I was like, that's fucking stupid. That's all stupid. That's dumb. And she was like, how is it stupid? And I was like, Lillian, that story's been told a billion times. And every time it's told, it's fucking dumb. Look, man, it's just some, I mean, look, those that, those books, those are the shit that women, they, they gobble it up. Gobble it up, bro.

It's wild. Teenage girls, teenage girls, and I guess women in general, this women in general will just buy the dumbest shit. And I'm saying that as a fucking man. You know how easy it is to make a man enjoy something? If you show titties and explosions,

a man will sit down longer than they should to watch it. Oh, yeah. Like, some of them can snap out of him, be like, oh, this is dumb. But some of us will just be stuck there like, oh, whoa. No, no. If it's an explosion to titty ratio, If it's four tities to one explosion, a man can be trapped there for way longer than they should be.

Right. I agree. I mean, look, all. You ever watch action porn? Shit's insane. I have not, but that sounds awesome. Action porn. Bro, like, look, for me to be entertained, like, just put on John Wick or you can put on the expendables.

Like, it doesn't even have to be good. But you can put on Fast and Furious 8 or 9. It doesn't have to be. You can just put shit on that's just doing crazy shit. Whip your tities out? I'm, dude, I am so, you have no idea. Now, if there's food involved, I'm literally in paradise. Oh, that's heaven.

I'm literally in paradise. That's it. Like, stupid action, or it could be good action, but a lot of times I enjoy, like, mindless action, mindless violence. So I don't have to think. It's just put on, that's why I love the Fast and Furious franchise where it moved, the direction moved in. It's the most mindless violence and self-aware bullshit ever. It's great.

And then now if my girl's there, titty's flopping around and there's like fucking ice cream on my lap or something, she's there too. Like, dude, I, you know what's crazy? Nothing else needs to be. For me,

I'll take food over the titties, honestly, which is really, because I can't focus on titties and food at the same time, you know? So, like, yo, like,

because look, don't be real with you. Titties are, attached to women usually. Sometimes they're attached to men and that's even more of a plus. But, uh, tities are attached to women and women inherently bring dismay and discourse wherever they go.

So I'd rather just have food and comedy shit on and I'm chilling. If I'm eating and laughing at the same time, bro, that's all I need. I don't need, I don't need a single, I don't need a hair of a woman. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, All About Women's Health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York,

talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of perimenopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN, YN, because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise.

Those are all things that could kind of help to limit the symptoms. Hear the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man.

Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $1.20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. Actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open.

Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, And thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you.

Well, okay, so I understand what you're saying. Maybe when I'm done focusing on the food and when I'm done with this wonderful comedy and this food, maybe the girl's fine. I'm like, hey, I can take a woman right now. But let me. I'm going to tell you what paradise for me is right now. This is, this is paradise. It would be. So, girl is.

But as naked riding on my fucking Johnson. She's just, she just strapped on it, right? And I'm sitting down on like the couch or whatever. I'm sitting down. Like I'm not laying down or whatever. I'm sitting down and she's just, she's just going for a ride.

And she's holding a phone like this, right? Just above her titty. So her tases still exposed. And she's holding the phone like this. That's playing an action film. And so, and I'm eating a bowl of ice cream. Right? I have my ice cream

My cookies and cream She's riding my dick And she's playing a fucking She's playing fucking John Wick too I feel like I would die I feel like that'd be That'd be pleasure overload And I feel like you'd use all your

Your serotonin And then you become a psychopath afterwards Right after you become like a fucking A mass murderer Like as soon as you fucking come And you eat that last bite ice cream And John Wick finally shoots that guy On the top of the building

you'll be like And it's choker You choker You're joking You immediately choker And you feel nothing You feel nothing You feel nothing

It feels It feels It feels gray to you That whole entire Death of the life It's great Oh my god That would be fucking

Man That's that would be great I remember one time I told this girl This was like A long time ago But we were just chilling in the summer and we were just talking about dumbass like goals and stuff of milestones and I told

I'm like yeah you know I have a goal I have a lifelong goal of mine I want to I want to bang a girl doggy style while eating um a bowl of cocoa puffs you know off her back like I want to balance the the cereal bowl on her back and eat cocoa puffs while I'm banging her and then like she was like you want to do it and I'm like I was like I was so I was so taking a back right now dude like don't ask me this shit like right now like I'm like I It was also like, I didn't have any cereal. I didn't have any cereal. It was such a like, don't fucking, you can't, you can't do that. You can't fucking, you can't tell, like somebody.

It would almost be like someone's like, man, I would love to, I would love to kick a field goal in the Super Bowl one day or something. And then fucking, you know, Roger Goodell or something literally just calls you up like, hey. You know, you want to do that? And he's like, what? You're like, what? What? Then you hang up You fucking hang up

For me I was I was the kid that whenever So like when This is gonna sound really disgustingly hoish But whenever I was offered moments like that I would jump on them every time There's so many times I've been like like

There's this one time That my girlfriend His parents were home but they were like in the study like looking at something and I was like you know it'd be crazy if you just like fucked right now your parents are in there she was like I'm down and I was like I'm down too and we did it we did it we we had the most insane five minutes of sex and

you were just like all right dope man I lasted a whole five minutes that's 10 times longer than last time I'm a fucking God and then like after that I was just like God, wow, I just did that. And her parents walked out. And meanwhile, I just have my head down. I'm laying down on a couch because I'm out of breath just trying not to show them. I'm sweating so much.

It's maybe I'm going to think I'm either sick or something. Like, I've always been like the guy like my girl's like, let's try this. I'm like, yeah. Now I'm just like, no. No. I want to be comfortable. I want to enjoy what I'm doing. I don't want to be fucking rushed in anything.

man now. I have, I am, my mentality. I've gotten so old mentally. It's insane. Got that old soul going on. I get it.

It's wild. I feel like, if I was 28 and I'm like, uh, not even 28 yet. I'm 27, but I'm just like, ah,

I don't got it. I feel like if I get back in shape, I, I probably will act a little more youthful. I think I would be willing to, like, like say, I think I would,

I think I'd be willing to like, um, bang my girl on like a, a semi public space, you know? Like if I were, if I were, if I were in shape, I'd be like, if someone sees me, whatever, I look good. You know what I mean? I would do that show right.

I wouldn't do that show right now, man. I got way too much like gut hanging off and shit. For me, I don't know. I'm, I'm taking steps towards being healthier. I've been on like a wellness eating journey lately. And it's been, uh, it's been horrible. But, uh, I, I am, I am feeling better slowly but surely. And hopefully by this time next year, I'll be like way,

in much better shape in a way to start pouring off. But yeah, I don't think I'm ever going to be like a wily person again. I just, I don't know. I've gotten to, I've seen too much horrible shit on internet. I've been, I've been a personality on this world for too long. I'm just going to be like, hey, you know what? Take it day by day. Hopefully I don't die.

Hopefully you don't die. I mean, yeah, it's, that's, I mean, you're on the right track, man. You're on the right track, so good shit. Good shit, homie. All right. So we got another question from Hugger Derek, the movie theater, manager. Also, shout out to hugger Derek to being around since the fucking very beginning. Shout out to all you guys.

To being around. You know, y'all rock. We love y'all. Give us your money, though, fucking seriously. But, um, hey there, Jose Cuevo, Don Julio, and Hennessy. I don't know which one of those I am. I don't know which one of those I am. Because you're the only, you're a pure nigga.

Yeah, obviously I'm fucking Hennessy. You're pure. I don't know which one of these I fall under. I don't know. Don Julio. I guess I'm Don Julio. No, I don't know.

I guess I'm Don Julio due to my Mexican affiliation. But those are both, I don't know. They're both rum, though, right? It's both rum. I know. Don Julio is vodka, I'm pretty sure. The Don is vodka.

No, I think Don Julio's, I thought Don Julio is, is, is, uh, is, uh, Petron? I don't fucking know. Whatever. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, is Petron? Wait, Petron's is a brand, right? My fucking... It's a brand.

Yeah, the throne's a brand. Yeah. It's rum. Because there's 1800. There's Bertron. I thought Don't remember. Maybe it has to be... Go ahead.

Go ahead. Okay. I bartended at my job in addition to being the hugger Derek, the movie Tudit Manager. And I was wondering, what types of cocktails do you like? I pretty much like everything fruity as well as Amaretto Sowers. One loves Snart Tank for Life. Oh, thank you, bro.

I appreciate it. We appreciate it. I like, uh, same thing. Anything that's fruit flavored, honestly. Like,

I fuck with a daffery. I don't care of people say, people are going to make fun of me all they want, bro. That shit, that shit hits. Well, here's the thing. If you're an adult,

like, I figured this out in high school. Why would you drink something you don't like? That's the shit. The homies, we still get our beer. I mean, for a while, like, these rat pieces of shit would get all this fucking malt liquor and I'm like, I'm not drinking that shit. It's disgusting. Um, you know, once we started

having like more money and stuff. So we're buying higher class beer, but we would always have, uh, what would they call wine coolers too. We would have, uh, the smear knobs. You would have the fucking triple black or whatever because it tastes like fucking Sprite with like vodka in it. Like, why the fuck would you not want to drink that? As a young man, I would drink, uh, in my, in my early years of alcohol, um, before I started getting to the point where I was doing too much, uh, I would always, always, always have a four loco. That was like my thing. It tasted like shit. Even then, it tasted like complete dog shit. But I would drink that and I would fucking just like down like fucking like uv or ovi that disgusting blue raspberry vodka. I would drink that shit and I would

drink so much disgusting alcohol. And now I really, I very rarely drink because I drink so much late teens to early early 20s To now I don't drink But if I'm drinking something It has to taste good I refuse to drink alcohol That tastes bad That is not I'd rather death

I refuse It's just like I understand a lot of people There's a lot of people that don't like regular beer I like a logger I love loggers Um Ale Most ale

And Indian pale ales IPAs is just tastes like pine cones to me I don't even understand and how people. It tastes like, it literally like to me, when I smell a pine cone, like you ever pick up a pine cone

and smell it, yeah. It tastes like they ground that up and then they pissed in it and then there's IPA. That's what it tastes like to me. I was like, how the fuck are people in it?

Oh, Lord. A lot of people say beer tastes like pissed to me. I'm like, I don't know how pissed taste, but I assume that's what it tastes like IPA at least. Because it's so just bitter

in a way that I'm like, my tongue just doesn't gel with this at all. It's so gross. IPAs are not. not. Yeah. Some people love them. And I just,

it's beyond me. But I'm like, hey, fair enough, man, but, like, I think I mentioned this before.

There's a Belgian beer called Frembois that is very fruitful and delicious. I feel like I've heard of them before. Yeah. It's very good. Usually you can find them at those beverage places like Bevmo or those like, you know, it's just like a,

it's like a, it's like a, a winery. It's like a supermarket for, for alcohol. Yeah, but you, yeah.

So, usually, places like that, but they're not at normal places. But that's really good. Or, um, I love that fucking cheap as sweet red wine. Um, what is it? Like, Ilcante.

Stella Rosa. Stella Rosa. That shit is a classic, bro. It's fucking good. It is really good. Oh, I love me some fucking good sangria. Ooh, man, bro. Some well mixed sangria with a lot of, uh, berries.

Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script. A podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about women's health, Amy Lynn, Saffati-Valentine,

a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of perimenopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN, because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that.

If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that could kind of help to limit the symptoms. Here are the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights

into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm.

That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. Mm-hmm. Delicious. Sangria is good. Sangria is very good. Delicious. But yeah, pretty much everything free.

I know, I know, I know Chris is a fan of, what is that? Moscow Mule. He's a Moscow Mule guy. I think that that drink kind of tastes like dog shit, but that's just my personal opinion. I just don't like the Mascar me. I don't like, I don't like ginger beer. I'm a huge fan of ginger ale. I love, that's like my favorite kind of soda, actually.

the best in my this is my opinion the best alcoholic drink you can ever get you have to get the right ratio down because sometimes your bartender doesn't get it down but just a fucking jameson gingerail it is fucking delicious it is so because ginger ale is amazing it's the best it's the best it's the best soda dude i love ginger ale so much it's delicious and then if you fucking put if you put in like a little bit of fucking jameson it is a beautiful drink it's like it's a beautiful drink it's like like it's there's no bitterness to it and it'll it'll it'll get you a little tipsy too like if you if you do the right ratio it's it's it's my favorite if i go out which is rare but that's i always get james and ginger on the rocks a rum and coke is not bad either um obviously mimosas that'll go to they're the the destroyers of worlds momoses are i i i'm not i mean i don't drink in the morning though it's weird i mean no one you're not supposed to be drinking like for For a few days when I was going through my sad boys recently, when I'm going through some shit, I was drinking in the morning. And then I realized how not okay that is because by fucking by 2.30, you already have a fucking hangover.

And you're like, bro, the sun is just reaching its peak in the sky. And I'm already been, I've already done being drunk. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. So, I mean, it's one of those things where I just. I stay away because usually people whip out the mimosas

in the morning because of fucking orange juice they're like they feel like they can only drink orange juice in the fucking morning so they're like all right

let's get some fucking mimosas going on I love OJ it's like one of my favorite beverages too I love orange juice it's gonna sound terrible I love grape soda

and I love ginger ale yo cranberry grape is scary thank you so much someone else that agrees with me I've been speaking

of praise of crang grape for years My grandma put me on to that shit when I was like eight. She was like, I just tried. This is really good. And I was like, dang, it's just kind of racist how much everyone in my house likes this. But this shit goes hard. The grate removes all the bitterness of the cranberry.

And it's just, it becomes perfect. Right. Yeah, like the bitterness, the tart, it's gone. It's so good. The only thing is that you'll get diabetes quick. Oh, it's sugary in a bitch. than a bitch, bro, than a fucking bitch, bro. Sugary than a sweet bitch, bro.

It's, but, hey, it's delicious. Oh, my God. All right, let's see. We got a few more questions here. Let's see. Let's do it. We got time. We got time.

This is from Johnny Boy. Hello, people, with some of the worst takes I've ever heard. You are put in an infamous, like, situation where you are the only one with powers and the rest of the world doesn't. All right? Doesn't have them. I would assume he was trying to write. what is your first course of action

you can have whatever you like if not electric if not electric powers but the catch is the powers can only make you as powerful as coal meaning you can do a lot of damage but not strong enough to take over the world or take on the world

I would just like this would be perfect that would just fucking okay you can do a lot of fuck to electricity bro if your if your body can sustain electricity to like an insane amount oh yeah bro I'm fucking making citywide blackouts. I'm gonna throw in hospitals and shit like that. I'm gonna go. If you guys don't give what I want, I'm gonna shut down a space in the hospital. Everybody's gonna die in it.

Right. Or I'm gonna turn off security this place. Everybody's gonna run up in there and beat your ass. I don't know. I just want to do something that would just get me a shitload of because man, I don't, I just want to do, all I want to do is just, I only want to do is chill and play video games, man. So how, how am I gonna get there? How am I going to get to the point where I just, what power of mine going to possess that will allow me to have enough resources to just chill and beat

every video game that has been backlogged for fucking years. That's all I'm doing. You're a simple kid, man. I'm out here trying to become devious. I'm trying to fucking take. You're trying to fuck with hospitals. I'm trying to go

fucking full on Anakin Skywalker like, all right, well, I'm going to start here. And I'm going to start fucking setting fires and like ruining. Like yo, do you know what? You know how much danger? I'd be like, yo, I'll shut down every server period everywhere. I'll crash the economy.

I'll destroy every. I'll, I will destroy everything. All you got to do is give me $1,000 every two hours and I won't do this. See, I like, I like where you're going with that. For to not, it's like, all right, I won't destroy the world or I won't at least I won't destroy a big large portion of it if you give me yeah a thousand bucks every two hours i like that i'm a fan i'm a fan of that so that's because i want something like that i just want i want just enough money because bro there's just there's too many there's too many video games how am i supposed to and then

when you have fucking you have all the like green man gaming for example that website where you just You just like every, like, I bought fucking like 10 games for like five bucks the other day. And I'm like, I'm not, what am I going to do with these? I'm not going to play them. Like, but I still need them. Steam is, Steam steals money from people. And people don't understand that it steals money from them. But it steals money from people.

Look, I am a huge gamer. Okay. I stream. I play video games in my free time. You know, I love video games. That's like, that's like one of my past time. Other than Dungeons and Dragons, it's a video game. Those are like my two, like my.

like my path, other than reading. I don't buy shit on Steam very often because of the fact that I have so much shit I have to keep playing. There are so many games that I'm not even close to done yet that I'm like, all right, I'm going to wait until I finish this. Then this theme style comes out. My friend's like, yo, you have you seen this? And I'm like, bro, I understand that game is $5 and that's dope. But are you ever going to play it? And they're like, uh, nah, but it's only $5.

And I'm like, bro. But that's $5 you don't have to spend. It's real shit, but like, man, it's just what you do. It's just how it works, bro. You got to buy them. It's not up to me. I haven't played the game bully since PS2. And I was like, sick.

I bought it on Steam. I haven't fucking touched that shit. I don't know how long I've had that shit. Fuck it. You don't even know how long you've owned it, bro. That's what it's worse. Yeah, yeah, dude, dishonored. I never fucking, never even installed it.

And I'm like, oh, I really want to. I don't play Dishonard. I heard great game things about that game. Let's see. I think I, Dragon Ball Fighter Z. I installed it for a little bit and then, because I played it somewhere else. I was at a barcade and I was like, oh, this is really fun. And I bought it myself and I played it for like, let's see, 74 minutes and then I've never played it again. Dragon's Dogma, Dark Orism, which I really like this game. The game's amazing, bro. That game's awesome. I beat in 2013. So I re-bought it again when they put it on Steam because I'm like, ah, I haven't played in fucking so long.

So I bought it in December of 2020, have not touched it. Dynasty Warriors. It's a scam, bro. I get it though. Bro, but it's not even with Steve, because I didn't, I did it on Xbox too. If I plug in my, do I haven't played my Xbox one since 2019. And I had 70 games on there that I never beat. Like, it was just, it was just too many games.

but there was about 30 that I did be. But that's the thing, though. It's like there's some RPGs that you just like say, if you're going to play Skyrim, you're going to play Skyrim. Yeah. You're not putting in fucking 20 hours on Skyrim. You're putting in fucking hundreds.

When you finally let your guard down and you let Skyrim in, that's your life for a little bit. That's that, dude, when I first had Skyrim, when I first started playing Skyrim, I just met my girlfriend. And literally there'd be times I would be annoyed. by her phone calls because I wanted to play Skyrim. I'd be like, oh, leave me alone.

I want to play Skyrim. Leave me alone. That's all I want to play. I can't do that anymore ever. I can never give a game that much. That's why I can't play like JRPGs because they take too long. And I'm like, I can't, I can't do that. That's the reason.

I didn't re-buy. I got Final Fantasy 15 on Xbox 1. And then somebody, I think, someone stole it for me or some shit. And then I was going to buy because it was cheap as fuck on Steam. But then I was like, I am never going to finish this. There's no way. It's impossible. And I also, I have the same problem, which I know I would get a lot of shit for, but I never finished The Witcher 3 for the same reason. Hey, you never got into my Mass Effect. So fuck you, man. Bro, I played Mass Effect 1 to completion. And Mass Effect 2, I'm going to get to it. I'm going to

get to Mass Effect 2. It's still, it's still, it's still not done. That's true. I got one and two, Witcher got into three, but my problem was,

I don't have the time that I need to beat it in its entirety. Like, I can't do all the side missions and the DLCs and everything because I can't fucking not, like, I got to bang as much ass

as, as possible. I got to make sure Geryl gets as much pussy as actual possible. Like, I got, I got to make sure

Geryl does everything correctly. How to maximize pussy intake in Witcher 3. That's a fucking real fucking Reddit. It's a whole Reddit form that teaches you at what moments you should be doing, where you should be getting, how to get the legitimate maximum amount of pussy, bro. I mean, it's real talk, man. I've beaten Mass Effect enough to where I'm like, all right.

So I know who's possible to romance. I know who you can actually get into a love interest with, who you can actually hook up with. How many, you know, like, you play, I play it enough to where I'm like, all right, I don't even need a guide anymore. I got this. But Witcher, I pull up a guide and be like, all right, so who can I do this? Who should I, who am I not missing?

Can I get in those threesome with fucking Yanukkah and that other chick? You're not even, or Yessica or whatever her name is. Yenifer. Yenifer. I don't know. It's all this. You're not even there to play the game. You don't care about the story.

You don't care about anything. You don't care about any of the character's motivations. None of the lore of the world. You're just like, yo, how can I get more? more pussy. How can I go from this pussy to this pussy? How can I fuck Tris and Yenifer? I need to fuck them both.

I can't fuck one of them. That's not my appetite won't allow me. I have to fuck. Old and new flame, bro. You got to get the old and new flame. You know what? Honestly, man, I respect it. I respect it.

Speaking of, it's more of a thing. Wait, go ahead. Oh, go ahead. No, I was just, I was just going to say it's more of like I want, it's like Shepard and Gerald, like, it's, I don't see myself in them. I want them to be happy. I want my characters that I'm playing to beat up the guts. And like, you know, you know, just because why wouldn't they? When you're the absolute shit, imagine if you were the

absolute shit. Like, you know, you would do, you do what you got to do. So I feel like, I'd be out there only for pussy. I'd only, my only, I would be a hero only for pussy. I wouldn't, I wouldn't save people that are, I'm not trying to fight. Fuck, bro. That's it. Some, some, some, some, some, some, some dad is like, please help me and my kids. You know, we're going to die. I fly right past him and help the bad bitch out the window. And I'm like, dang, that's crazy. You need some place to stay. And I can hear, I can hear the dad and the kids screaming while the fire's happening and they're being consumed by the flames. But I'm like, dang, I couldn't get to them. But I did save you.

Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman. And I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reduced from might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling

well I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child. Then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Here are the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere

north probably closer to 22 23 after this year and each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on awesome so how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan what would I do if I got into an accident probably the easiest way is dialing pound law that's pound 529 from your cell phone we are always open our call center is always waiting to take your call 24 7 365 wow dan Morgan from Morgan from America's Large Injury Law from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you.

You want to, you want me to fucking laser your insides my cum? It's just horrible shit like that. I'm trying to remember if, I don't know if it's, it was on Comedy Central, but there was a guy named Wonder Man. I don't know if it was a part of Trigger Happy TV.

But like, it was just a, it was just a fucking spoof on Oh, TV Fun House. It was called TV Fun House. But it was just a spoof on Superman. And it was literally what you just described. Oh, my God, really?

This guy would only save pussy. And, like, say there's all this horrible shit happening around him. And then a bum touches a girl. And, you know, and, like, she screams. So he goes to her and he's like, oh, this homeless guy touched me and got a stain on me. And then he punches him into the sun. And then he begs the chick. Like, just stuff like that.

He just does shit like that where he like ignores everything and then just saves chicks and then bangs him. That's a fucking, that's a, that's a fucking smart man, dude. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You got to, you got to, you got to, if you're going to be a hero, you got to have your own fucking. You got to have your own. Oh my God. I found it.

I found it. Yeah. He looks like Superman about an asshole. This guy's dope, dude. This guy's dope, dude. All right. Speaking of video games, I'm pretty sure our next question. We'll wrap it up with this question

We'll make a little short episode Since good old Meldonato has to re-erect himself But uh Right But let's Fucking droger See fucking What do you hate more

Phammer or Drogger man Fucking Falmer man I can't stand Falmer They're fucking really disgusting and annoying And I hate that they're blind too You piss me off You can't fucking see either You piece of shit I hate

You piece of shit Like why you go away you're blind I hate it I hate them. I hate everything about the fulmer, bro. I just really, really, really wish they get exterminated, bro. Like, I wish in the next Elders Scrolls game, there is some way somehow they exterminate the farmer. They don't exist anymore. Like, they gas to underground. They fucking a bunch of putrid fumes and like fucking oil. And they blow it up. It is no more farmers. I would not mind that at all. I hate them so much. I hate them. Ah, man, every fulmer can fucking,

every former should get fucking Jafcade bro I hate them all like just strap like some I don't know some magic nuclear bomb conjure a nuke and it strap it to like Parthalax or like Aldewine or some shit and just have them in there fly into the ground and blow up I'd be I'd be fine if every daydra came out and like destroyed Falmar and the day just lived underground that would Like, I'd be okay. I'm totally okay with that. If Dejra were just like, oh, yeah, we are like demons and we're underground. I would worship the Deidra.

Huh? I'd probably worship a Dejah. If they said they're going to kill fall, bro, I'd be like, yo, I'm on board, man. They're making sense right there, man. You don't understand. I'll do your bidding. Just give me some sweet armor and I'll do your bidding. I'll kill every foamer in a fucking 50 mile radius, motherfucker.

I'll give me shit. Okay. For the last one, this is the game rated one, actually. Flying Star says, hello, dark chocolate mocha. I recently got tired of Pokemon and switched to Shimagame Tensei and found that it's a much better turnpaced JRP. I then realized that because of my blind love for Pokemon, I never experienced this great game. Do you have any such experience? Not just in video games, but with music, movies, etc., where previously your love for a certain type of media closed you off entirely from another potential better form of media.

Thank you and I hope you don't miss it. any important news this time around. Awesome. Thank you so much, Flying Star. Let's see. I'm gonna be real with you. I was a real big fan of JRPGs until I took a step back from him because around like 2016,

2015, I kind of fell off of anime and JARPG as a whole and I started playing more Western RPGs. And I played Dragon Age Origins. And I was like, wow, there is no JRPG that's better than this game I've ever played in my life. This is just objectively better than all of them.

And then I started playing like Divinity and Baldur's game. I was like, holy shit. How did I miss these fucking amazing games? And I just felt stupid. I'm a dumb person. Right. Now, JRBGs, they just have like, there's too much shit because like I'm not, I'm not like a fucking, I'm not a webe. So, like I like a lot of anime, but there's, I like anime that's not, you know,

know, Chibi and all that has all the tropes in it. It's like say we're, you know, I, I loved and so do you. You loved fucking Castlevania. Oh, was amazing. It's kind of like, it's like, you know, it's like an anime, but not, you know, if you know what I'm saying? Yeah, it's, it's a cultural thing. I think it is a cultural thing because when I was more of a fan of like, when I was more

absorbing, like, constant forms of Japanese media, the, the bit of the, the more jar, the more jarring things that I find now where I couldn't I can't stand were finding me at the time I didn't mind chibi I didn't mind flashbacks I didn't mind um really weirdly strandyuous dialogue I didn't mind all that I was like oh this is kind of how this works you know but then I stopped doing that and I like found like dialogue between characters and like divinity and I was like oh then I went back to play persona and I'm like oh man this is uh I can't play this these guys sound fucking this sounds ridiculous No one talks to each other like this, you know? Right.

That's the problem. The dialogue is fucking, especially it got worse when people started talking because a lot of, it was a lot different when you would read it. When you would read, you'd read a lot of the, like, say, old GRP's when it was just reading. Like Final Fantasy Times where it was like, oh, this, I'm just going to read this off. But now it's like. Right. Now that they're talking and shit, they're like the shit that they're sick.

I don't know. What do you mean? I'm like, stop fucking. Why are you doing that? Stop it. The anime grunts, bro. Oh, my God. It makes me want to die.

It kills me, bro. They fucking that whiny shit they'll do. I can't even hit those notes. I can't even hit the notes that they do. Like the chicks will like, I can't even get there. I can't even get it. I can't do it. It's not in my DNA.

But you guys, you all, everybody knows what we're talking about. Not trashing it though Because there's some great anime out there's some great JRPDs I still think persona is a great video game franchise I'll still stand on that shit I love it you know I love persona 5 a lot I love persona 4 It might be rose color glasses because I played it before

But I love persona 4 Persona 3 is a great game Shimagamitinth is fantastic you know I love that shit But it You know There are moments where it just feels like These aren't real people

that are talking is just creatures But it's just It's it's a it's a it's a It's a fantasy That's not trying to Be even remotely Like taken seriously

Mm-hmm And uh And they have a lot of the Western RPGs that they're like We will be fantasy But we're at least gonna treat these people like the real You know it's like it's like Game of Thrones essentially Where there's fucking dragons But very.

real life situations happening within this fantasy world. I respect it. It's fucking fun. It's fun. I love that shit. All right. Well, I think this might be the end of the podcast. So if you like what you heard today, please consider supporting us on Patreon.com slash

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