The Snark Tank - #98: The Dark Tank Rises

Episode Date: February 8, 2022

Chris died again (hopefully for the last time) so Swoonie and Durrek talk about Obama and Bo's master plan to destroy the world or something. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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to find bullshit for us to talk about. It is I, Tom Sweeney, and my fellow nigger, some black guy. I should I do a soul-caliber intro where it's like two niggas dying before the eclipse of time. And it's like, what the fuck is going?

I'm just going to fight somebody. It isn't so methodical. Bro, that shit would always throw me off. I would love it. I'd be excited to hear what he's in the That'll begins. Yeah, it's, it's like epic, but it's also like, there's, there's, there's, like, there's, like, I feel like,

especially in the original Soul Calibers, there was no lore in the, like, there was lore, but you always had to read the lore. And so there's like a guy talking as if, like, there's deep lore presented and it's not in the game. I'm like, hey, how about a story mode or so? Because, like, that guy just seems like he should be doing something else. He's only there to, but he's just saying a couple of things. He's only there to intro the beginning of the fight in and you don't hear shit.

He doesn't even say game. He just says fight when it says like, K-O when people are done. He doesn't even say like, Game over or something like that. He just says those intros and then that's it. I think he gives out of, because it's been a while since I've played a soul.

I think I don't, I've been delaying buying Soul Calibur 6. I think it's six. Even though it's like it costs like no money right. That game is for like, That game is, that game was old before it was 2020. That game has been old for a while, dude. I've had that game and haven't played it in years.

That's how long ago. I just, I do, I fell off a sole caliber at like, whichever one was on Xbox 360. That's one with, that's one that had Vader, right? I think it was four or five, right? It was maybe four then. Maybe it was four. Was that the one with Vader?

I didn't even. Or Yoda? Uh, Was it? It must have been Vader, I guess? I guess it must have been Vader for, I don't even remember. But I would always just pick like the same people. I would be Ivy because she had the fucking, she chiqued up, had pretty, you know, you know, you know, you know.

I'm going to clap and it was going to clap. Nice. Everybody has. Nice cannons. Let us get us a clap. Ivy had the biggest tities ever, bro. Ivy. Yeah, Ivy Gates, nice ass.

Look, I'm not, I'm not an animated woman guy. I'm not, you know, I've always been like. You know, people that do that shit are kind of strange to me. I've always kind of, you know, never let them, never let them stay at my house, never let them touch the same time I'm going to touch. But like, you got to respect Ivy's design, you know. You just got to give respect where it's deserved. And it's like, this bitch, her titty's got bigger and bigger and bigger until Xbox. And then they kind of reamed them back in because the first one she had, she had big breasts for a regular person.

And then in two, they were like, all right, this is, this is a bit. This is large. These are large. And then three, it was just ridiculous. And I was like, you know what? I'm okay with this. I'm here. I'm here for whatever I'm going to see.

They did good. They did good. She has very, she has very nice proportionate parts. She was always like, playing her was just a pleasure. You know, it wasn't about like,

no, she was good too. And that's the thing. She was actually a good character. She was actually kind of good. But I didn't really care. And her just looking at her overshadowed her actual fucking, like, kit, you know what I mean? Bro, she had a whip sword.

And she had, dope. Big old titties. And that was all, that was all first stage of puberty, me needed. That's all I know, this is enough to keep me in the game. I'm going to, I'm going to play this. But welcome to the, welcome to the Stark take. We didn't even do that. Let's go.

Let's go. What's going on? It's us. You know, it's us. You know, it's us, bro. We're here. We're back. Another episode.

Chris is still dead. Yeah. He's still not alive. So until he crawls out the abyss, it's just two niggas. Two niggas just trying to make our way through the world. Hopefully no one gets hurt. Yeah.

Someone will get hurt. We'll make sure of it, actually. I'm sorry. Someone is going to get hurt. There probably, it's probably be something. dude listening to this on his bicycle. He seemed like, oh, that was really funny. And then he gets hit by

F-150. Oh, my God. Look, if you're on your bicycle, please watch off F-150s, guys, all right? Don't don't get hit by F-150s. All right, please. It's a fucking bro that puts in that, you know,

you remember, you've heard of that coaling thing, right? Or it's called, like, I think it's called calling, rolling coal, rolling coal. Have we heard of that? No, I haven't. It's these, it's these degenerates that essentially, you know, they don't believe in, they just, they just believe in harassing people. That's, that's their, that's their, that's their, that's their affiliation.

It's just harassing people. I don't even think they give a fuck about anything else. But they, they put like some sort of gas or something in their engine, they do something. They put something, I don't know exactly what they do, right? It sounds so ridiculous. I continue. No, they put something, I don't know exactly what they do. do, but they put some shit that it burns off, like, it makes sick, like, thick black smoke

come out of their exhaust, and it fucks people up. Usually, they'll be in fun of, like, uh, like, they'll put their fucking shit, like, their tailpipe and everything into a, uh, like, a store, and it'll just blast it into a store or people on bikes riding by, and then they'll, they'll fucking just roll coal in them, and they'll get all in the dudes. It's so fucked up, dude. So fucked up. And some kid, some teenager rolling cold, killed a fucking bicyclist.

And I think he got let off with like a slap. I think they didn't even put him in jail. It was in one of those. Oh, my fucking. It's in one of those states. It's in one of those states. You know what I mean? It's a, you know.

Oh, my fucking, yeah, one of those states where it was like, he's just a kid, you know? It's no big deal. You know? It's not. It's not. Bro, I love the idea. Like, I know it's petty. And I'm no longer to that person because I've grown up.

But like the idea of people just existing to bother other people is so funny to me. Because it's just like, it's just a simple life. They're so terrible. They're so terrible. They're monsters, but they're fucking hilarious, dude. It's like the kids that exist to make fun of other kids. Like he just walks around. looking for people to make fun of.

It's just like, dude, what is wrong with you? But also, we've accepted. We've accepted that there's some people are just monsters. It was not good people. That's it. Yeah, there's some people that can't be redeemed. Like some people just want to continue being monsters. It's not like they want to like, it's like those people that go to jail,

they go to prison. And as soon as they get out, they do the same dumb shit. the same day because all they just want to do is just cause mischief. The moment, bro. They were free. They were free for 30 minutes, bro. Cousin jumped right back on that same bullshit, bro. And it's like I understand that some people, you know, it's a, it's a systemic thing at times.

And it's a psychological thing. For some people, for some people, it's definitely systemic. It's like, oh, this is how I live. You know, I can't live any other way. Like I can't make ends meet, you know? And those people exist. But there's also people who, like, go around putting, like, firecrackers and toilets and then blow it up and killing people, you know? Like, people that just do, people that drop bricks off fucking buildings because they're assholes.

And they're not even, like, evil. They're just fucking dickheads. So, you know, like, they exist. So I'm not going to, I'm not going to act as if anyone's, anyone's exempt. But shit, dude, like, oh, man, let's, what, what, what, what topics we got? today, dude. Man, we got a couple of things going on. There's one thing that we just saw.

So I saw, I went on Twitter. I went on Twitter and I was like, what's going on? I see a picture of Pokeyman. She's hanging out with Gideon. Gideon, the streamer that was harassing her with the L plus ratio with the raid, right? Then he got permaband. I haven't seen an update to the story.

I find it very strange that they're hanging out. I think one of them had a burger or something in the, their hand, but there's a picture of them together. And it's like, this is really strange because he, she got him permanently banned from a platform where he can potentially make a lot of money. So the thing is, I was curious about that. I'm like, that's weird. I want to look into it more.

So I type in the name PokeyMane on Twitter and hit enter. The first thing that shows up is a degenerate, just nutting on his phone with a picture of Pokeyman with her tongue out on it. And look, it's not like, and it's not like this dude was just like, you know, oh, it's still there. It's still there. That was the second thing. Dude, I think everybody's telling each other.

And just by them looking at that fucking picture, it's just bringing it to the top. Like, it's like, this is getting so much engagement. It's putting it above other things. Because there's posts with Pockeman's name on it that have like thousands of light. has this and this and that. But this one's at the top. And this guy, this guy, I think he was saving up for this because it's a healthy. It's a healthy load.

And it's just, it's one of those things that you see. You're like, I can't fucking believe this is showing up. And I guarantee you it's probably going to get bigger because I don't know, sweetie, do you remember this? Do you remember a few years ago? McChicken was trending on Twitter. Do you remember this? I don't remember what happened.

I'm excited to hear what kind of bullshit to this. It was, it might have been you. It was this long dick nigger was fucking a chicken sandwich. A big chicken. He fucking had it between his dick. And he was fucking a sandwich.

So everyone's like, why is a big chicken trending? And they would click on it. And they see this dude fucking a sandwich. This is like this is what's kind of happening right now. It's like the Pokemon, what's going on with Pokemon? This is this thing is running all over his phone. This is how it happens.

This is how it happens, though. This is how it happens. I guess there's been some worse shit, though, too, that has been trending. All right, guys, that's going to do it for today. Well, you gotta do more, you gotta do more Pokemon research. Yo, this dude, fuck. Oh my God. Okay.

So for me, I think it's weird that jitty is just hanging out of Pokemon. Too bad the people, uh, that. Too bad the people, it looks like now my, uh, my tweet is, is, is moved up in the rankings. I had to go check. So now when I typed it in, I don't know if it has bias because it's me, but when I typed in Pokeyane again, it's now,

it's her five hours ago, and then now it's me. It's you now. Because I had to let people know, search Pocet on Twitter. And the first thing that popped it was a dude nutting on his phone with a picture of Pokeyman on it. That guy's fucking.

Slippery Pete. He fucking found him. Oh. Slippery Pete. All right. I can't believe. Dude, I got, this. I'm fucking crying.

What, what's just, the, the thing that trips me out the most, I guess, is just like, that's like, that's a fool. Like, it's like, he's, you know, you know what I mean? Like, that's a type of loady dispense when you're actually like with a, with a, one. you're with a person. You know what I'm saying? Like, you know, I don't, like, I feel like this dude. He's passion, bro.

There's passion behind that, bro. This is, that's what I'm saying. This is like the kind of thing. He would have cut his phone out his hands. He would have came and have knocked the phone on his head. That's how much force he would have had is knocked it out. Fuck,

I broke my phone. Not again. These phones are, these phones are fucking weak. Jesus Christ, I got to get my industrial. He has an auto box on his phone. until he doesn't break it because I was fortunate

nuts up. I forgot my group. They called the jugger nut. The one where you just hold on to it is a real, it's a potent one. That one is definitely getting you a kid. You got to watch where you shoot a juggerna.

I hope Pokemon acknowledges. I hope this blows up. I hope this gets out of hand. No, I don't. No, I don't. No, I don't. No, I don't.

I don't hope it gets out of hand. Bro, hold on a second. What? The algorithm just did something right now. What happened? Like, it just switched up, because I'm looking at it right now, and then somebody else that has, like, 78 likes, and the same person with a different photo.

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It's the same account. And it's like from yesterday. It says February 2nd. It's a different one. It's a different photo. We can't make this. You see it? This is insane.

Yo, I can't even begin. Yo, okay, guys. How is it? Let's move on. The algorithm. Why is it pulling it up, though? Oh, my. Oh, my God.

Yo, okay, okay. Dude, there's another picture of a different account. Now there's another one of it happening? There's another in a different account. I scrolled down just a little bit and then it's a dude named Jeff Tributes starting a hashtag come tribute thread

and it's just a picture a printed out picture it looks like an actual picture dude the algorithm's fucked up right now for some reason it's focusing on nut right now okay okay snark tank we can't we can't have

an entire episode of laughing at the fact that because this is kind of you know like you are welcome to do whatever you want, you know, but I wouldn't be okay knowing that people just nod off pictures of me. I wouldn't be exactly okay with that. I know it probably happens and I don't got to tell me, but let's just, let's move on. What else has been cracking this week? If I'm not mistaken, something happened with Sam Hyde, right? Well, I don't know if something necessarily happened.

So going back, I guess, a few weeks, Sam Hyde released like an hour-long video explaining how a documentary was supposed to come out featuring Idubs. I-dubs and Sam Hy-Hyde they, I-dubs and Sam Hyde, they collab together. And they spent, I guess Sam Hyde and his crew spent a lot of money. And then I-dubs just sat on the footage and did nothing, I guess,

for like nine months. So I guess like three quarters of a year. And which is that's a long time to not put something out. So then Sam Hyde put some stuff out. And actually I didn't watch all of it. It was too long. But he just kind of elaborated on what the plan was and the stuff that was within their footage. So it showed a lot of stuff.

And it was actually kind of funny when he was reading the bullet points of what he was going to be doing. And he's essentially going to be trolling idubs. And I guess putting this stuff. out, convinced. It was enough to bully Idubs into putting something out. But here's the thing. I'm speaking kind of ill on it because I haven't seen Idubs, his video on his channel. And I could be totally wrong as far as the way I'm portraying it because what if I watch

it and Sam Hyde putting out this thing before, what if it was an elaborate ruse? What if this is like a huge meta thing and where we happen like the wolves pulled over my eyes because I haven't checked and seen what's happening yet. But I haven't been listening to what people have been saying. I saw people talking about it, but I didn't see. Did you see anything specific? Not exactly. One of my friends brought up somebody involved in Sam Hyde.

I was like, I don't know who that is. I'm going to ignore this. A million dollar extreme? You know what that is? Nah, not a lick. I don't really, I don't know, man. I mean, it's really, it's fucking like disturbed white people shit. That's like, that's his audience.

I'm, yeah, man. I'm not disturbed nor am I white So that's not exactly I'm probably not gonna come across that shit So like I don't know I didn't hear I didn't know what's going on If it's important I guess guys You guys can find us on Twitter tag us

And whatever Not tag us tweet at us And we'll figure it out But is that all you know Derek Is that as far as it goes for you That's as far because like it's just I guess it's like I guess it's been like a huge deal right

But something interesting happened, though, that actually caused a little ripple or a tidal wave, essentially, because do you know Ian NerdCity? Yeah, I know NerdCity. Okay. Oh. So NerdCity and Clown, Colossel is crazy. You're talking about the video they put out? Yeah, so they were supposed to release that forever ago. Yeah, it's an old video.

I know because I'm... Yeah, like... I'm not... I'm not the closest, but I am friends with Nerds. city. I know him. Right. And I do know that Jay Station is the worst human ever. He's terrible. Terrible person. He's a complete idiot. Terrible creature. Like, the fact that he

has fans that are children makes me sad. I want to cry. Well, they're the only people that would watch his videos. But he's the one that does the... Many of them. That's the thing. No, right. No, I agree. It's... Most of his fans must be children because grown-ass people cannot enjoy a conjuring Ouija board speaking to Juice World or speaking to the XXXTentatian.

It's so disrespectful. It's so disrespectful, dude. I saw the video and I was cackling because I couldn't believe this man was real. He lied about his girlfriend dying. That's right. That's right.

To do a like a Ouija board contacting. And before any of you bum bitches say shit about my girlfriend, mine is fucking real. I was going to say, is it any different motherfucker? Is it any different? You sly bitch. It's completely fucking different. All right, you bum bastards.

My girlfriend's a real person. There's video proof of her existing, all right? Okay. You guys are, you guys are absolutely fucking. Also, I've seen the people, I've seen the people that have the real footage. How are you going to deny the real footage when it stares you in the You remind me of the people who are denying that Joe is spedding misinformation.

Look, bro. Look. What's up? I don't have to lie about having a girlfriend, bro. In fact, most of the time I wish I didn't. But... I still haven't seen proof. Show me.

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I, I mean, oh, maybe you want to bring her on for the 100th episode. Oh, my God. So we can see, so we can actually verify that. Yeah. Okay, guys, let us, if you guys really want that to happen, let, let, drop that in the comments on the YouTube and all the Spotify and all the other pod places. Do you guys want Lily on this episode? Look, if I bring her here and you guys ignore her, I'm going to, I'm going to actually have a fucking episode. Like I'm afraid to freak the fuck out

Because her being on here is such a Like yo y'all are not ready She's not ready for this She's so ready She's not I want to go I want to go like rated Fucking R X whatever RRR Yeah

I don't want to fucking I don't want to pull any punches No fucking sensors You gotta bring your lady on too then You gotta bring your lady on too then I gotta see what I can do 100 episode. We got to go out on 100 episode. Oh, my God.

All right. You should. We got to figure out. We'll talk about it behind the scenes. We're going to have some fuck shit. We're going to have some fuck shit on it for a hundred episode, right? It's going to be. We're fucking so close.

This is episode 98. It's terrifying, bro. It's terrifying. Oh, man. Jesus Christ. I'm nervous now. Maybe we should fucking, maybe we should also nut on pictures of Pokemon for episode 100. I'm not doing that.

I'm not doing that. I have a girlfriend. I'll die. She'll kill me. It's not like you're cheating. If you're just running on your phone. I'm showing my dude. It's just a picture.

It's just a picture. Is it cheating if you sing girls' pictures of your cum? Is it cheating? I mean, like, think about it. Think about it.

Out of the technicality, out of technicality, kind of, yeah. Because I guess it all depends on intent. Like what, like, yeah, it's true. Look, if it's your intention. I would say more is the, like, because I feel like almost any woman, if you just sent her a picture of your cum, would not see it as anything sexual and she would just be absolutely bothered. You know?

Like, if it's just like without your, without your piece connected to, if it's just literally like a puddle. Like, I feel like there's no way any. That's so fucking crazy. It's like if a girl sent you a picture of a fucking picture of a cup of her vaginal drip, you know, like, like, you don't be like, oh, what the fuck is going on? Like, like, let's say your lady did that. Your lady did that to somebody. How would you feel? It would be, it would be, it would be, I would be much more confused than it than mad.

I would just be like, why would you do this? Like what I don't, what is, why? Why, though? Like, did this freak ask for it? And then for some reason you obliged? Like, why would you do that? Um, I feel like for sending something like that to a man would be more sexual because, you know, do you know there's some freaky dudes out there? Yo, vaginal drip, though, a cup of vaginal.

I'd be impressed that there's a cup of it. Like, if there was a, like, like, you know, like, you know, like, I got to cut you off. I'm sorry. But there is a girl. and we talked about her. She is now a millionaire that's selling jars of her farts, bro.

You're right. She became a millionaire. You're right. Like, of course they would buy. They bought a Belle Delphine's bath water. So I feel like for it would be, it would be sexual for those freaky men. Those men they're on to that shit.

But like I, finding a woman, finding a woman that would be into like some gross shit like that is so fucking rare. And the problem is, even the ones that do exist, you'll never know because they won't say anything. they're not going to tell a fucking soul

that they have some weirdo fetishes unless they really, really, really trust you. Like you have to be banging them for a while. Then it's like, oh, by the way, I love when you fucking spit in my nostrils and shit like that. Or some weirdo shit. We're like, what? In your nostrils?

And yeah, and you need to fucking stick a fucking uncooked biscuits up my ass. You know, like just crazy shit. Meanwhile, you go to fucking Home Depot. down the block and ask a dude, hey, what kind of shit you into? Oh, you know, I just like my nuts being smashed. You know, I like a little shit I mean. Remember that video I said to the guy getting this ball stomped on?

And I was just like, dude, you can hear his screams, but his screams sound happy. And that made me so sad that he had happy screams. He was screaming because he was elated that's this woman in heels was jumping on his balls. Like, I don't. Look, man, I don't believe in God entirely. You know, I have moments of wavering faith. But I need someone to deliver me, bro.

That's unbelievable. I don't even know how they do it. It's like to me, they're just as ascended as a Buddhist monk. They're just as ascended. No, they've descended. They're the opposite. But they have the mind over matter technique, man. That's when you go to Tibet and learn that shit.

This is the middle, right? they've both descended this far back but once you get to those points you both you get the same level ups it doesn't matter which path you take the same abilities it's kind of like it's almost like

it's almost like the force exactly it's like you get the dark and the light side you can still you'll still gonna learn some shape still gonna inherit some specific abilities that is what they just have differences they just have darker based abilities but they still

they still gain the overall the ability to have their genitals hurt without them being really damn it like dude i've gotten hitting the balls during sex and i've stopped like that's actually happening before right like i don't see how i got need i've got like need mistakenly i've gotten like slapped there's one time my ex literally thought it'd be funny to grab and squeeze and i was just like i don't want to have sex anymore and i and i just i was like i don't want to have sex anymore i'm not doing this it's not fun yeah i've i've i've definitely, like, nothing like, no hard squeeze, but even just like, I've had a little squeeze

and I'm like, you, like, they, they don't understand because their ovaries are in their fucking body. They don't get it. They don't get it. They don't get it. They don't get fun of their cramps. They get so fucking mad. And it's like, bro, can't be that bad.

It can't be that bad, you know. Do you get them? You get it every month. Get over it. Yeah. So some women, they don't even fucking really get cramps, man. And I imagine those bitches, the other ones, the women that get them regularly and they're like really bad, they must hate those other women that just like, I don't know, I don't really feel it that way.

The simple fact that like, like, I know guys that really believe that shit, they're like, you get every month, get over. It's like, bro, just chill out, man. It's chill, you know, like, just don't be rude. Just don't be rude. Like, just be respectful about it. But like, oh, sorry. It's a weird thing where it's like, you know, it's weird to tell someone to get over with some shit that you don't experience yourself.

It's the way that how many, many people. It happened 200 years ago, dude. Just get over it, man. Like, what? Like, it happened 200 years ago. Why are you still mad about this thing that happened so long ago? It's like, all right, man. Forget it.

You're just not going to understand. The fact that you even brought that argument, I mean, you're just not going to get me. That's a, that's a tough one, man. That is a fucking tough one because there's, because there's like, the whole, like, saying get over is fucking retarded because there's the whole thing about like the whole, like almost in every scenario, there's like a never forget type of thing. Everybody says never forget. It's how we go through history, not forgetting all that kind of stuff. So when people say like, oh, just kind of get over it. It's almost like telling them like to forget that shit where it's like, no, I'm not going to get over it.

What you can do is not let it cripple you. That's the difference. Absolutely. I get you on that. Not let it cripple you, but you don't have to be like, oh, I'm never going to. to think about that shit again because man history is fucking disgusting it's so ugly it's so gritty humans are such big pieces of

shit man like for fucking money all of this stuff started to make money people sell your own fucking people to make money they're like it's disgusting when you think about it and you don't want to think about it too much you don't want to think about too much

because imagine the idea is this you know like I very much so someone that's very proud of my history. You know, I'm like I, I'm that guy. Also, it's black history month. So shout out to us for, you know, for being black. Shout out for being black, you know, don't ignore my, ignore my Hispanic heritage.

Just shout out to me for being black. I'm not talking about that right now. It may I'll be happy about shit too. Don't worry. That's skin is from the motherland, bro. Exactly. The appearance from the motherland. The appearance is African.

So I'll take that and I'll run with it. But, uh, the first of all, that shouldn't be a black history month at all. That's an insane. That's an insane event. The fact that there is is wild to me. But it's just kind of like a, because I just want to say there was an acknowledgment. There was an acknowledgement for a week. And then it was just like, well, can we at least extend it for a month?

And at the point of how long it's been around, it should just be, well, shouldn't this just be American history? Like, can we just not, can we not do this? Can we just, you know, it's, it makes it to the point also, we have. we have these fucking degenerates that like on the first day these dudes were like oh I'm gonna call bomb threats to historical black colleges and shit like you have stuff like this happens

because you know to the people that are like oh you know racism there's a couple of people that think racism's over there you know they're living they're living in Columbus and uh in Columbia in fucking uh what's it Biococ Infinite oh my god you're living in the fucking sky they think that there's everything's fine but there's fuck shit going around behind the seat

And I'm like, all right, whatever. But yeah, so weird shit happens because it brings out, anyway, I don't want to get too into it. I'm sorry, what are you going to say? You were saying, you were saying something. I'm just saying that, like, you should never allow history to dictate how you live. Right now with Ram Trucks Declaration of Deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, get a low mileage lease on the 2026. Ram,500 Big Horn crew cab, 4x4 for 369 a month, for 39 months, with 4,099 due at signing. Tax, title, license extra, no security deposit required.

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Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome.

I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

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Because when you forget history, when you say move on, you are inherently discrediting the people that went through that. You can't just say move on. You can't just say like, oh, Because think of it like this, that was like two and a half generations ago. You know, that shit was like a real problem for people.

So to say like, oh, move on, get over it. It's like, all right, dude, my grandmother was getting holes down in the street and bit by dogs. I'm just going to tell her get over the trauma she felt about being attacked in the street. It's like that's ridiculous. When you just started. Oh, you. You're so sad, grandma. Oh, my God.

were discriminated at work because of your skin go? Oh, where, where? Where? The war on drugs took three of your sons and put them in jail. Where? You slowly watched your community fall apart. Oh, no. Look at you. Oh, man.

But it's the idea. That's the idea of people that don't have experiences, though. Because, like, you can talk to anyone that has any sort of proper experience in a world. And they'll be like, Who the fuck told you that? You know, like, if someone gets assaulted, you're not going to tell them to just get over it. That's why PTSD's a real fucking thing.

You don't, people from the military, you don't get people from the military that go to war. Whatever, you little bitch. Oh, so your best friend got fucking blown up and his brain sprayed all over your fucking face. Get over it, bitch. Oh, man, your friend helped you up awful over a ledge and he got shined ahead while doing it.

And then his body fell on top of you and you got taken an enchantment and you were torched it for, years until America finally setting money to get you. Oh man. Stop bitching, bro. You're back home. You made it. Good luck. You're an American hero.

Thank you for your sacrifice. Bo, give him a medal. Give him a medal. Give him a medal. The Bo just keeps it. Bo's like, no. Bo gets in his face real close. No, nigga. I'm

keeping this shit, bro. fucking keeping the shit but it's mine son what you're gonna do you fuck you broken nigga you're broken you're not fixed you're gonna get shit from me son he can get shit son

he starts making like fucking bomb noises and boom boom boom boom boom well that's enough that's enough well

calm down now I forget I forget bow was all from the hood so he are he he doesn't take any of that bullshit I'm a little sorry about that No excuse me Me and Bo got to go

Fuck up the water and flint some more We got Me and Bo got some Got some people to ruin See it later Bo's like pussy Pussy You scared

You got a purple heart Oh too bad too bad Pussy pussy I got a purple heart You don't got shit He's just worried He's like doing the stolen baller's shade he's wearing all their stuff he's wearing all of their

metal but he's also wearing like a beard and a turbaned and two this little dog what kind of dog was bow again let's look it up he's not that small he's not that small he was like an alaskan he was some sort of water on water terrier from i'm mistaken let's see let's see let's see bo doma obama is a uh what is yeah what kind of Portuguese water dog. Portuguese? Uh, we, uh, we, we like, uh, I can't even do a good Obama.

Hey, uh, we, uh, we got our bow in, uh, Portugal. He was found, um, in, uh, in a house with 45 bodies, uh, stacked all over. And he, we, we took him in and he became, um, he told me about, uh, the, the, the power of drone strikes and I had a bomb him. He informed me about, uh, uh, uncalculated war efforts. And I, uh, I really enjoy. what Bo's done for me. He's made me a

hardcore killer. Hard core killer. Good boy. Good, but speak, Bo. Yeah, nigger. Nigger. Nigger. I'll bomb you, bitch.

I'm going to fuck, I'll fucking bomb you, nigga. My last name's Obama for a reason, bitch, I'll kill you. Dude, this dog kind of looks

like a person in a suit. Like, that's just on all fours? If you look at this dog, I've seen, what's the call is called? One of my old neighbors had this huge dog. It was called, I forgot what it was.

It looked similar to what Bow is, but they were bigger. And one time me and my friends were high and we saw it running. And I was like, oh my God, that's a man in a dog suit. And we ran to our house and I remembered for years. I had lived next to this person that had that dog. Like whenever my dog would see that dog, my shepherd, it would go into panic mode. Because my dog was like that doesn't look quite like a dog It looked like if it stood up

It can be a person Like if it decided to just Ream itself up It could be like a furry I feel like we talked about Sun Bears On my podcast before Because that's what Sun Bears were my

Those were the biggest bear right And for a little while No they're the ones that are fucking They're like long They have these weird fucking tongues for like For bugs Yeah And then they're like

They're like they're long and when they stand up it's like oh that's definitely a human in the suit there's no way that's not a human in a suit like oh they're they're short compared they're short bears they're not fucking giant or nothing but they just like the way that they're built like they their torsals are so much longer um up and it's just like it looks like a human in a suit like it doesn't look like it doesn't make sense you know what i was this crazy i just recently you've thought about like you ever thought about like how many things existed on this planet before we got here

because yo the planet was probably so genuinely like beautiful it was way more dangerous don't get me wrong like it was very dangerous but it was so pretty probably before humans fucked everything dude

it would be like there's certain parts of the world that are the only reason they're not fucked up is because they're protected literally the only reason you see these oil tycoons that are just like literally stopped But they're like, oh, damn it. Like, they're, it's like, it's like when you, when you tell your, you know, you see an attack dog and it's on the leash. And it's just waiting to be let off to let go.

That's what these fucking pieces of shit are like, they can't wait to fuck up these lands. But they can't. It's protected. And it's like so beautiful. There's so many, there's so many places like, and I think there's beautiful human architecture, obviously. I'm from New York City. I've been to fucking, I've seen Big Ben, you know. I've been to Chechenese.

I've seen like Mexican pyramids. I've been to the Caribbean. A Caribbean is literally a dream come true. It's like a paradise place, you know? But like the natural beauty of the planet is like almost gone like for real. Like it's not a thing. Like we living in America, we don't really have to go other places to have like a very comfortable life. And there's not much natural beauty left in this country compared to there was a time where you could come here off a boat.

And you have to go through brushes of trees and you just hear all these wonderful birds and see all these like, it's beautiful. beautiful flora and fauna. Like we don't have that anymore. It's like wild to me, dude. It's just like, dang, dude. We really fucked this planet up. Like the Great Barrier Reef is the, like, Great Barrier Reef is the biggest thing I've ever seen in my life because that shit

happened in my lifetime. It was so pretty. It was such a pretty thing. Like, it was like the most beautiful. It was the most beautiful thing I ever seen in my life because I like, like, fluorescent colors. I'm a dumb kid.

Like, magenta is one of my favorite colors. So, like, gay. Don't, don't judge me. But like, I remember seeing it I was like, oh, this is really, really, really beautiful. And my teacher was like, if we don't change the way we're polluting the planet, by the time you're like 25, it's not going to like this anymore.

And then when I was 18, I saw a picture of it. And it was all white and dead. And I was like, what the fuck? When I was a six-year-old, I was admiring how pretty it was. And now it's just gone, dude. Yeah, it's pretty, uh, isn't it, it, it, it, it, like, funny to see people deny certain things that are so egregiously obvious. I remember when I was younger, I had a stupid argument with my brother. My brother is, like, like, a, like a genius.

And he's, uh, you know, he's socially, he's like one of those people. He's a genius to the point where, like, everybody's, like, stupid him. And, uh, I was telling him about some stuff that I heard. totally essentially and he was so like annoyed because i was talking about climate stuff and then he was just like just started doing this fact facts machine shit just like no this this that and he was talking about the permafrost melting all this shit and i'm like and then i'm like oh i'll be damned you know just looking all this stuff out that is so obvious that the climates are changing so fucking drastically and things are being fucked up at an alarming rate and it's like how are people it's so

crazy when you can just like see shit like hey look at this this was used to be frozen all the time now it's not and some scientists are like we're worried that it might unearth some diseases that were long gone you know and then like then you have some fucking like Jordan Peterson came on

the fucking uh Joe Rogan's podcast the other day and he's like oh uh fucking fracking is like totally chill bro like it's it's totally perfectly and fucking Joe Rogan Joe Rogan was like uh I'm pretty sure fucks things up man like i'm pretty sure it fucks me ever and then he was like jordan peterson was like hardly and he's like uh no and joe rogan was pushing back like uh no bro and then jordan was like everything messes up everything like it was the most childish fucking stupid i'm like who's paying

this guy which big oil motherfucker fracking motherfucker is just like putting pockets and piles of money in this guy's in his pants it's insane it's when when people when you deny it when you deny like hardcore evidence it uh it it's for me it makes me shudder you know like to just because like there's a difference between ignorance and just stupidity like sheer stupidity like everyone this planet's ignorance a certain degree even the smartest people because it's some things you're not going to experience you know when you're like right but when you're absolutely given like straight up facts like people i know dude i had a manager at Starbucks dude bodybuilder fucking jar head ex fucking military

and I was talking to them about climate change and I was like no climate change is very apparent I was like climate changes naturally inherently that is how the planet works you know in a weird sentence like an organism that tranters you know there's going to be hot periods of times there's going to be colder periods of times

and it was like no man look at the charts man based on the way the speed of which it's happening we couldn't affect it and I was like well we accelerated it by an extreme degree because of all the fossil fuels we burn and all the things we all the things we let out into the world.

And he had like a, like a, we were going back and forth. And I was pulling up, and I was pulling up facts. It wasn't even like I was like, I was like, like, just talking from my ass. I was pulling up facts to be like, no, dude. I know exactly what happened to this guy, though. I just, I have a feeling because every time I see these counterpoints or whatever, when you talk about something like that, when they look at the graphs themselves, they're always looking at from one point to, to the, to then on.

where we're at right now, they don't go back far enough to see the graphs and see fucking like the temperatures slowly rising. And then at one point in time, this is a massive jump because of, you know, us and the industrial revolution and everything, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Like they don't look at that stuff because it's, you know, there's certain people that don't want you to see it. There's certain, there's certain oil tycoons. There's certain people that obviously invest millions of dollars into making sure that some scientists are paid. It's just like say back in the day The tobacco industry would fucking pay doctors

To say this shit's fine, homie And they'd be on with lab coats and smoking a cigarette Or they would pay people Like when the war on drugs became a real big thing How they would pay scientists to talk about all these horrible things That marijuana did when actually didn't do any of that It was like a bunch of It's it's

Refer madness Literally all the bullshit Like the like it's just insane how people just deny like obvious things you know like there's it's it's it's just no bro it's frightening it's it's really it's hardening because it's like because at what moment at one moment is it worth like not sending your kid to school because they're going to learn wrong shit right now with ram truck's declaration of deals well qualified current fca lessees get a low mileage lease on the 26 ramb 1500 big horn crew cab four by four for three sixty nine a month for 39 months with

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529. from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Like, I remember I brought up Juneteenth. I brought up Juneteenth in school when I was like a ninth grader.

I brought it up. And my teacher told me I was wrong. She, to my face, was like, you're wrong. It was the first where they were emancipated And I was like, no dude That's when it was signed But it wasn't fully issued throughout the South Until June 19th And she literally I was embarrassed

I didn't even want to tell my grandmother I went home And then my friends My friends like in like 12th grade Because a lot of people don't learn about you like that That's one thing I've learned Is that people say they learn about a lot of shit in school And I know they're lying

I know they're lying Because I was in like AP classes and so like that and that's the only reason why I learned stuff like that and I was in AP class as in like a like my school was in an impacted area so the smart kids they gave them resources air quotes I don't consider much of a smart kid at all but like I was able to get textbooks that like my friends when the same grades would look at and be like the fuck is that what are you look what are you looking at like what kind of homework you have but I remember I learned about the um in school I learned about the uh the attack on like black

Wall Street in um and um and uh and I think it was in North Carolina I could be wrong it was in either North Carolina or it was in um one of the southern states there was like this area where like there's a bunch of black people like black owned businesses like probably right after the black coat laws which people said they learned about that too I don't know and I asked people like what are the black code laws and no one knows the fuck they are because it's they lying no one knows about that thing they don't teach it to you and then people are like people are like oh No, we learned about shit like that in school. And I'm like, then what is it?

Tell me what happened. Please. And no one again. You know, humans work. They like to say they know about stuff. And a lot of times they're counting on you not pressing them. A lot of times they're counting on you not pressing them. So they'll just say, like, you'll just say something that's even simple.

Like, oh, have you seen this movie? And then they haven't. And they'll just say, yeah, just because they want to feel included. Yeah. Instead of just saying no, like, oh, I don't think I saw it. Just say fucking no. Like, I don't need, like, it's totally fine to say no. For me, it's totally fine to be fucking wrong.

And that's a problem. A lot of people, they have such a hard time being fucking wrong about shit. For me, it's the idea, like, if I don't, like, if I don't remember, I'm like, I don't, I don't know. That said, I have no problem saying that. Everybody's like, you know, I don't, I don't know. Like, that's why I ask questions. The people are like, how don't you know this? And I'm like, I don't know.

That's why I asked what is that? Right. But it makes things so much easier. It makes things so much easier. And I feel like a lot of times why this happens is because as kids, kids are the reason why a lot of people, they have this mentality because when you don't know something kids usually ridicule you with the big, you don't know this. So then people try to pretend like they do know. They carry that shit from being a fucking little punk-ass kid and they take it into their adulthood. That's why Bo would take your fucking medals, bro.

Bo would steal your shit. Bro, the thing. You don't deserve shit, nigga. You don't deserve shit. You should have died there. It's like, Bo, Tom, that. You should have died.

You should have died where you were. They would have, they should have got you. In fact, I was hoping they got you. I had a fucking bed on you. You lost me money, bitch. I'm Bo.

I'll be back. I'm Bo. I hope they make a movie about Bo. Bo, the accursed, the accused, the cursing. Dude,

that'd be fucking amazing. If they made like a, a thriller. I want him more like a thriller. Like to just, he's just fucking, he's just like, but there has to be like tits in it. It has to be old school. It has to be old school. It has to be, it has to be, um, the taking of the White House. And there's like a scene where Kamala Harris is like naked and he's like, oh, she's fucking, she's just super hot somehow.

Because she's just, right? Her tits are just out. This out. And you're like, why are her tits out? And everybody's like, shut up. Like she's being someone took like, like, like, okay. So it's going to be like a classic. So it'll be wicked because I want to get the.

patrons their money into this stuff, too. I want other patrons to have their money in it. So it's going to be a siege of the White House, right? By who do they hate the most right now? Russians. We'll get the boomers in because the, you know, the boomers hate the Russians for some reasons. The boomers hate the Russians.

That's true. But I want like who's really, because even the brown people aren't being hated as, is it, is it, is the Asians? Because of the virus? Yeah, COVID. I feel it's got to be China. Attack COVID. You're right.

You're right. So Chinese and, And Ziji Ping or whatever is fucking just like, hey. And then John Sina is ahead of it. John Sina turns on us. So it's starring John Sina is the fucking villain. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. John Sina is the secret villain at the end.

Like after, like after. Oh, oh. So the main hero is going to be, who would be the hero? Who would be the hero? The hero could be, um, who would be the, who would you cast as the hero? Um. I, damn. Okay, so wait, first we got to set like, because obviously this is a real about, the rock.

The rock is ambiguous enough. He's racially ambiguous enough that anyone could be like, oh, I'm, I think I'm fine with him. You look. Everyone actually, like, there's for some reason, Polynesians can fit into anything. I don't know why, but people, like, I'm the niggas. Like, when you go, when you go to Long Beach, like, it doesn't make sense how, like, the long, the fucking Simone Crips are just, they're essentially, they're, they're niggas. You can't tell them otherwise. It's just, that's, that's just it.

They won't get it. They're like, you're not black. If you tell them something. But I am. I'm. They'll literally kill you if he's... They'll just kill you. They'll just kill you.

They'll fight you or shoot you if you say otherwise. They'll hit you with a fucking paddle that has fucking ridges at the end somehow. You're like, where the fuck to get that, bro? Why hit me with a fucking giant wooden hook, you fucking lunatic? Summon a fucking total... Wait, that's the other. That's the... I was going to say a total.

They both have totems, though. Don't they, don't they? They do, don't they? Because I feel like they have something like that. This could be extremely racist, but I think they probably just had totems too. They probably do. I mean, I've seen totem type stuff in, I've even seen totem type stuff in Africa too. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees,

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Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number.

Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder, and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

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Yeah, they got a, they'll fucking summon a shark or shit. Some fucking, some fucking aquatic shit. Definitely. Yeah. Of course I'm coming. You know, this, this podcast. It's like whenever we say something, 99.9% of the time it's coming from a place of ignorance. I'm not asserting that I know what the fuck I'm talking about.

If it makes sense to you, cool. If it sounds wrong, remember it's a it's a fucking comedy podcast. I will not ever. We're dead serious, bro. We're talking. Bo Obama steals the medals from Patriots because he thinks they're pussy, bro. Bo Obama, bro. He steals him.

He steals him. In fact, Bo Obama is the reason why. COVID after. He fucking, he fucked, he fucked up the lab. He went to Wuhan. He went to Wuhan. And he trashed the lab. Brow, bro, he was in a hazmat suit.

He went buck, bro. He went crazy. And then he trapped people in the room to get it. He trapped everybody in the facility for 48 hours, 48 hours. 48 hours they could get it. And then he was just like, Bo, what did you do? I did what I must, bro. I do what I did, bro

I do it Don't fucking question me, Brock, all right? I told you about fucking questioning me, Brock, I do what I want.

I like it. I like it. So how about we'll have since Rockis have black, you know, like Obama. Obama's half black,

right? You should be Obama? Should Obama be the main character? Yeah, so we're going to have so we're going to have what it's going to be. I think this is what,

I think what should happen is so the Rock's the main star is Obama. And then Bo is, played by um um um um josh roland or josh brolin or something what do you think c g of benedic cumberbatch as beau like the fucking hobbit yes dude holy shit that's perfect that's perfect that's perfect casting too but he'll be he'll be it'll be a cg of benedic cumberbatch as bow

but it would be Wesley Snipes as the voice. Wesley Snipes hasn't been in anything. He has the most n-esque voice ever. And Bo has to be able to say the N-word. That's very true. He has been able to throw it out left and right, you know, like this. No, can we, no, we can't. Okay, we would be doing a disservice by not hiring Keith David.

As Bo as Bo. Imagine Bo. with that horse. We have to bomb the Syrians, Barack. There's no other way. Captain, I mean Barack Obama. I mean Barack. I mean Barack Obama. Shepherd, I mean Brock.

Shepherd. I mean, Barack Obama. We have to do it. We must do it right now. Come on, press the button. We must defeat Xanatos. I mean, the terrorists or whatever. Yeah, man. I'm Sanhili. I mean,

I am Bo. I am Bo and I will, I, I, I got hoodoo, I got food, I got things to even try. Just like,

let, let, it'll be probably directed by, okay, so it'll be directed by Sam Ramey. Of course. So it'll be just batty. You know Toby McGuire.

So Toguie McGuire and the guy that played Ash are just gonna be in the movie. Bruce Campbell. They're just, gonna be in the movie somehow so how is toby mcgoyer going to be in a movie to mcgoy is the first lady wait wait wait wait so so so so so so troyd is uh so are we are we setting it in

and like say obama still president or is it modern day no there's an alternate reality where baroque obama became president four times over okay so we okay and so it's the rock and then toby mcguire is first lady but like it's very progressive so he's He's like, he's first lady, but he just looks like Tobin McGuire. Yeah, he doesn't have to change anything about his appearance. He still just told him to him regularly. And it's like. But he has the spider suit on, but he doesn't have the fucking, he doesn't have the mask.

He doesn't have the mask on. He's a spider man without a mask on walking around being like, and he's like he's about to help, but then he realizes he's not Spider-Man in this movie. He's like, oh. What are we going to do, Duane? What are you going to do, Brock? Good evening, First Lady, and he's like, I don't even know it's pizza time. It's pizza time.

Okay, and then Bruce Campbell. Who's Bruce Campbell? Who's he going to be? Bruce Campbell, so is, was Biden was VP, right? Yeah, he was. Yeah, so, so I guess Bruce Campbell is Biden. Oh, my God. No, Bruce Campbell should Bruce, I mean, because that's, it's like the,

closest, that's like the closest casting we have to somebody. Everybody else is all fucked up. Joe Biden is, that should be it. He should be Joe Biden, but he should be young Joe Biden. He was like, passing a bunch of fucked laws and shit. Oh, yeah. He's still, he's still

trying, he's trying to get like, the crime bill fucking 3.0 or something. He's trying to shove it through. And the Brock's like, I don't know about this. I don't know. Let me run it by Bo. Bo's like, I don't really understand this bill.

Are you saying? we would unlawfully detain people even more than we already do. This does sound tasty. Sounds good. Maybe I'll get back to you on it. I'm going to go. Let me ask Malboja. I'm going to go, you know, release another deadly virus.

I'll be bad. COVID didn't do enough. Let me go get another one from there. They must have something else in China. It's China, of course. Maybe I can get SARS too. And then at the end of the movie where everything's happening, so Barack Obama realizes that Bo's the main villain.

It's been Bo pulling the strings. But before he can get to Bo, he has to fight John Cena. But John Tina was his best friend the whole time. John Cena was one of the time. He didn't know he was an ambassador for China. And he was like at the end. He's like, Minchie Ling, Minchie Ling. And he's screaming that.

He's screaming that at Brous. John Sina he takes off his his his mask and he has like a foo man shoe and he fucking he's just like

big shilly being shilly with this like all these like horn like you do you remember 60s panic music when whatever it'd be like very like like any fucking action

adventure women in the 60s have the same shitty brass horns like brah it was it was it's It's awful. It's like, it's classic and it's awful,

but I want to be in the old 60s. And he's like, no, no, no, it's no, you hear like Chinese music. As soon as he takes it off,

it's like fucking. Ching, ching, honchy. Ha! You can't touch me at all. Kitchen in a dungeon. That video,

that video is the single most disrespectful video. I've seen a long time, bro. It's like, it's like elementary school racism, bro.

It's just, Bad, dude. Dude, why do humans, like, especially, I imagine other cultures must do this, too. Because why do us in English, we always try to find English words and stuff that is clearly not English. Like, fucking, literally, a dog will be barking. And it's like, oh, it said I love you. I'm like, oh, really? Did it say, I love you piece of shit, or is it just a dog?

It's just a fucking ridiculous. It's just mimicking a sound dog. Like, shut the fuck. You're so stupid. It's sad. Where people are like, I have a little. Oh, all if you were like, I have the smart. My baby can already count.

It's like your baby can't fucking count. It's a fucking baby. It's a baby. Why are you being so stupid? You love your baby and I get it. But don't say it can do shit when it can't. Because I need that baby to count you for me and it can't fucking count. I'm fucking that baby up.

I'm being that baby's ass, bro. I fucking had this baby do my taxes and now I'm going to prison. This baby fucked up my money. This baby fucked up my money. money up, bro. You said he could count. You said he could count. You lying, bitch.

You fucked my life up. My kids can't go to college. I'm coming for that baby when I got in a jail. Just you fucking wait. Ah, man. Bing Shiling. We got questions.

We got questions. This episode. That's a great movie, though. This episode got out of hand real fast. It's probably, we're probably going to call it Bingchiling. It's called Bingchiling. I wonder if I'm going to find

I'll get like a bow A picture of bow Fucking John Cena Looking like like Mao Zay Dung That fucking picture that they always show of him Yes Oh my god

It should be like a picture like the rock doing his eyebrow or something like that Oh yeah The rock And then it's the rock in there And then it's the It's Sina on the side And in the background it's bow

When it's like fire around bow It's something like A fire on bow. And I'm also just for, there's a picture that I recently just saved of Thanos Obama. I just want to put him in there.

It made me laugh so hard because I'm like, why did somebody do this? It's just, it's just Obama is Thanos. You know, his face with a big fucking chin. And for some reason,

I think someone made it around that time when, do you remember the Thanos car? Yes. You remember that meme? The Thanos guy, a big ass purple car, bro.

That big, big ass fucking purple. purple car. Oh, my God. Oh, man. All right. What do we got? What are we got? Oh, my God. This one is You want to read the first one? Yeah, I'll do the first one. This one is from Nicky's. We're doing questions now, guys. Yippee, we're past the hysterical fever dream part of the podcast. Hi, guys. How's it hanging? I was at work and I had a conversation about a bad medical diagnosis with a coworker. I told her of the time in middle school when I went to the nurse because I clearly had pink eye, but the nurse tried to diagnose me with facial muscular dystrophy,

saying half of my face was paralyzed. When my dad showed up and saw me freaking out, he nearly cursed out the nurse before taking me home to take me to a real fucking doctor. Have you guys ever had similar experiences where a supposed medical diagnosis, medical professional gave you a diagnosis that was just wrong. Not WebMD. Mm. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals,

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Requires dealer contribution and lease through Stalantis Financial. Current vehicle must be registered to consumer at least 30 days prior to lease to qualify. Extra charge for miles over 32,500. Not all customers will qualify. Residency restrictions apply. Take delivery by 331. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do.

I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan.

From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. I feel like that, uh, that nurse was one of those people that love fucking with people, because that's a stretch. How do you come to that conclusion? Muscular dystrophy? Oh, my eyes pink. That's serious.

Like, that's really serious. Oh, my eyes pink. Your fucking face is fucked up. Like, what? What? Like, oh, man. How do you come to that conclusion? I got a headache.

Oh, man, you got cancer, bro. Sorry. Immediately. You got like. fat fucking tumor homely you got six days to live you got like 14 minutes to live bro you better do something you better do you better do everything you got to do now you better go nut on a picture of pokey mean bro you got to go have a good time um have I mean have ever had anything that bad um I definitely I think it's extremely

important to get at least at the very least a second opinion about stuff third opinions are great too I mean I recently this well this was in the summer I have a torn ligament I thought my wrist was busted because you have some small bones in your wrist and I thought I broke some of them

a long time ago I thought I broke some of them turns out I tore a ligament a long time ago I never knew I finally finally saw it I got the pictures on on a disc you know and I saw I hand surgeon he was like uh he's like you know if i operate on this you know there's there's a risk of me messing it up worse and i'm like yeah okay i don't care it's already fucking my ligaments torn i want to try to fix my hand and it still hurts like i can feel it all the time

anyways like well i want you to do uh physical therapy first i'm like what i was just like what it's torn he's like he just because he what he wanted to do since he was just being a bitch. He just wanted me to strengthen my muscles and it's strengthened everything around it. And I told him, I used to lift a lot of weight. I couldn't, I got to a point where I couldn't get past 255 when I was benching because it hurt too fucking much. I just couldn't support any more weight.

I've wanted to be in the 300 pound club for the longest time. Three plates, 315, right? I've wanted to do that since I was like probably 18 or so. I don't fucking know. I couldn't do it. I broke, I tore my ligament that long ago. Anyway, so I explained this to him and he's just like, ah, well, physical therapy, it doesn't work. He was just, I was so fucking incredible.

I mean, I didn't show him any disrespect. It inside I was seething because I finally figured out what was wrong with it. And I'm like, oh, cool. Like, I was hoping this guy was going to schedule in it. And I had to see a second, you know, I had to call my doctor and say, hey, could you please send me to somebody else so that I can get a different opinion instead of just giving up, right? So when somebody tells you something first and it might be something that you're not sure. about or something that's just way off I mean you just just go

it's like I had the same experience to you with another doctor where I've never had it I've never had it that's good growing up in the medical field like right now I have I've been having back problems obviously because I gained a lot of weight over the COVID over COVID my person was like we're gonna hit you over the dietitian

we're gonna get you our x-ray they found out that I what you call it um actually my stomach is pulling on my back it's pulling on my back so it's it's doing what a scoliosis would do if I had a bit of you got to you got to trim down that's the biggest thing got to trim down eat less do some stretches stop sucking therapy yeah stop sucking dick which is the obviously the hardest you know they're like eat better some physical therapy you'll be good I've been doing physical

therapy I've been eating better and my every every day my back feels better literally so I'm luckily I've never had that problem but like I'm really sorry Ziggy that you had to endure Like somebody to tell you some crazy shit like that. It's, it's scary. I mean, it's, it, that, that's, it's, like, I've had some interesting stuff. I've had actually, I've had a, a bad time with doctors as of recent just because, uh, I didn't have the best health insurance. It was very inexpensive, which was actually very important because certain, I have some things where I have a, I have a herniated disc on my neck.

I have, I have, I have a, I have a, my, so torn ligament. Something's wrong with my knee that I haven't figured out yet. I only got an x-ray, but I haven't got an MRI, which would tell me what's wrong with it. I'm all busted off from football. I have some type of nerve damage in my hip by my left hip. I haven't figured out because I've only got an x-ray in the next step. I hate where it's like, can we not do the x-ray? Because I know it's nerves.

You're not going to see anything, but they have to do it. They have to do it step by step. And I also, I tore something in my shoulder that I'd never, I just let it heal improperly. But I damage some nerves in my arm atrophied. So my, my fucking, like, dude, my fucking, like, bicep is, like, kind of not there. I mean, it's here. I can feel it. But it's so, like, compared to, like, there actually being a bump here that I can actually see that it's defined.

It's, it's, I'm all fucked up, right? And it takes a long time. And I've tried. I did a concerted effort. I tried to get a lot of things fixed. And then it's hard because some doctors, like the one with my wrist was like, I don't want to operate on it. The guy just felt like, oh, you piece of shit.

because he's just counting that I would just live with it. And I'm like, dude, I want to lift again. I want to lift heavy again as far as. Anyway, long story short, second opinions if you get some weird advice or if you're not satisfactory. Multiple doctors might tell you the same thing. Then you'll just have to accept it, right? But it's always good to like definitely have other people,

especially, you know, there's some people that care more than. Some people are humans. Some people literally just you caught them out of. a wrong time and they just don't give a fuck you know it's unfortunate but i've heard everybody out there one thing real quick up for a in the segment guys take care of your health that is the biggest thing that happens to people people wait till it's too late to right like make that switch and like oh i'm gonna i'm gonna try something i'm gonna do something different i'm gonna go to a doctor i'm from i'm from a i'm from a black tino family where even my grandmother is that who was a medical

professional never wanted to go to a doctor all stuff like that and what happened is that The later you find a problem, that's more time off of what you have here. So it's just safer to just get it done with and check. Just give it a simple check and see what's going on. You won't regret it at the end of the day. Trust. Right.

We skipped over one question, but we kind of already, we already kind of touched on it already a little bit because this guy said Black Ops one is. is just about weaponizing gaslighting. It is. And, yeah. And it says,

hello, one woman short of a community college diversity brochure. What did you guys think of Sam Hyde, CIA level of trolling Idubs? Now, so, like, I didn't finish that video,

right? And then I didn't see eye dubs. So there's definitely, you know, we talked about our race. I just wanted at least acknowledge that that question was there. We got you,

Blackouts. We saw it. We saw it, but we kind of already spoke about it. Sorry. Yeah. My apologies. All right. And this next one is, Chris, please upload more music.

I'm begging you at this point. You heard you heard it. When Chris comes back to life, he'll think about it. Who's the? Oh, that's his name. That's his name. That's his name. It's his fucking name.

You fucking Chris, man. I invited him on two songs. And that motherfucker was like, oh, I'm down. and then I'm like, hey, bro, tracks ready. And then he just like... Dude, I feel like every YouTuber making music because it's so hard to link up. The only one that's always down is Jonathan.

Because Jonathan, that's what he... He lives and breathes music. So that's right now. Jonathan is... Like, I did get a project with him, which was awesome. I actually asked him recently. But unfortunately right now, and I see it, he's fucking slam.

He is. He's a workhorse. Yeah, he fucking, he's a workhorse. Because not only is he doing a lot of stuff for himself, He does stuff for other people too. She's producing this shit down, man. Exactly. So he can fucking like really like boom.

Hey, so and so I have a lot of projects for you. He's like, well, I'm fucking, I'm swamp for fucking two months. But he's just working. And I'm like, that's dope. Shout out to him, bro. Okay. If it was scientifically possible, would you fucking Eminem? Yes, the semi-human ones, not the candy.

No. I'm not fucking. I feel like if they're if they, I feel like if they melt it a little bit, that'd probably feel pretty good. You know? I mean, they melt pretty easily.

Did you know M&Ms were made because for, uh, for soldiers to have some candy? Because they're like, it was like, what the fuck can we do? They can't, they get,

you can't carry candy with you. It just melts like chocolate and stuff. So they encased it. And so the like these soldiers can now have fucking treats to have with them. I'm so. I'm not fucking Eminem. Sorry. Look at this.

She's so hot. Stop Stop Look at that baby Stop Dude the fucking The marketing Because you know

It's They've been There's a bunch of marketing It's crazy I've seen it dude Well see That's what it is Because there's a bunch of idiots

So there was two sides That were being stupid about this So there was all the fucking Quartering people That were like They're being so woke What's what? This is so stupid

I'm like Yeah of course it is Why are you acknowledging it? It was like this motherfucker I remember People were freaking out about Batwoman on CW on on on uh what's it called again CW and I'm like and I'm like zero no it was just like zero of you are gonna watch that show why would you give a flying fuck

it almost it's almost the same as making a sex in the city or something like we are you gonna watch that no why would you make a video about that I'm not gonna fucking watch Batwoman on Ccc does CW had okay shows like it started off okay with Arrow and Flash was all right but I'm saying I just started getting deeper into it I'm like this is just This is CW shit. Like, I'm not really into this. I'm going to be real with you. It's like everybody.

Literally everyone was fucking each other. I'm going to be real with you guys. Huh? I'm real with you guys. I'm going to drop some knowledge. You love those shows? You love those shows? I watched every episode of Vampirey Diaries.

Oh. Every episode of originals and every episode of Supernatural. And then I watched and then shut up, right? Shut up. You. And then I've also watched, bro, you know what happened? This is what, this is what my whole life has been. What is happening here?

My whole life has been. What is happening? When I was young, when I was a young boy, to get in girls' pants, I would sacrifice my time. And I would sacrifice my mind. Like I would, I'd watch, dude, I watched every Twilight movie in theaters. I fucking read two of the books. I fucking watched fucking bewitched. I, not bewitched.

What's it called? I'm charmed. I watched all this shit. Dude, I watched Orange's New Black from my ex before my current girlfriend. Bro, I... That show's not bad. Yes, it is, dude. Oh, my...

It's so bad, bro. It's, there's moments, there's moments in the second season that I almost got up and just left. And was like, it's not worth this. No vagina's worth this. I was, I was that boy. It was so stupid, bro. It's so, as a young man, as a very young man mentally, like at sucking 17, between 17 and 19, that is not some shit you care about watching.

Oh yeah, I wouldn't watch that at fucking. At all, dude. And I was just like, yo, I can't do this. But I did it, bro. I did it for tail and a tail was never worth it, bro. Guys. Yeah, I would never. I've never.

Young men. Delve into, I've never done that before. Young men. Not once. And you know what's crazy? Now those things are familiar to me. So in my, in my heart, I kind of like them. But it's because I don't want to have wasted all that time consuming those form of

medians. I've never, I literally cannot think of a single time. I was that guy, where I got into something because a girl was in, I mean, I've seen that. I see it on like movies.

I never, I never changed my like morality. Like I never changed what I thought was right or wrong. But I would definitely watch shit. That was stupid for pussy, bro. I would definitely go plays that was stupid. I would fucking,

oh my God. I would go with girls to like fucking, like before Sephora was really a thing. They were like makeup outlets. like where I lived in upstate New York, and I would go with girls. And I'd be like, oh, yeah, that looks great on you. Oh, this is awesome. And I'm just like, yo, what am I, bro?

What am I? Yeah, what I? No, the closest thing that I can think of is I saw, uh, let it go. What's that the movie called? Frozen. Right now with Ram Trucks declaration of deals. Well qualified current FCA lessees. Get a low mileage lease on the 2026.

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Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365.

Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Frozen. I saw Frozen my chick at the time.

She really wanted to see it. And otherwise, I wouldn't have seen it. Because I haven't, dude, I fucking, I stopped giving a shit about Disney film. I like my classic ones And I didn't really care about any of the ones that have been coming out Of course I saw Toy Story 4 wasn't I didn't I didn't love it It was fine

But it's already like bro that shit fucking sale You know what I cried The moment Toy Story 4 started I cried bro Because it a nostalgia Not even because of that movies I'm remembering like dude it's it's freaky seeing Toy Story 1 in theaters when you're Like fucking five And then seeing four

when you're like 24 it's like grow it just it just lets you it's like weird seeing those characters that long it's the idea of consistently seeing those characters throughout your life that makes you feel strange if that makes any sense you know what probably made me what probably would have

made me feel that type of like tug at my heartstrings or something is if the toys look worn out then it probably would hit me that's true then it probably would hit me because then it would I'm like holy shit it was kind of like seeing Toby McGuire and Spider-Man

and this latest one? And he's older and you're like, oh man, I was like, whoa, whoa. Like, dude, holy shit,

that was a long time ago, wasn't it? No, 2000. That was a long time ago. I didn't age them down or anything. They let them both, like,

they let them both just grow up more. And you're like, oh, damn, that was crazy. Yeah, it was literally just them now. And I'm like,

oh, shit, this is pretty fucking interesting. But I, I love, I love Disney movies personally. I'm like,

I don't, I don't like Disney. Because I went to Disney recently. If I see them. And I went Disney recently and I loved it. I fucking loved it. I don't have anything against it. I just don't like, if I see them, just like I saw Frozen, I enjoyed Frozen.

I enjoyed it, but I never saw it again. It's just like if it's there, if it happens to be on, like, I haven't seen Moana. I haven't seen a brave. I haven't seen like any of those ones that have been coming out. I love Moana, bro. That's my movie. I love, it's not like, it's not better than like Aladdin or like Mulan for me. You know, those are like, those are like my top of the top movies.

Top, top, top. What's your top five Disney? What's your top five Disney? Okay, in all realness, we could in Disney Pixar or just go on its own? I think you got to just stick up stick with. Actually, no, go ahead and put in Disney Pixar. Go ahead. We got Monsters Inc.

We got fucking Toy Story 2. Toy Story 2 particularly. That's my shit. So, Tori 2 is pretty fucking great. We got Aladdin, Mulan, and, then um I gotta really think for this one because

a ladder moved on and then the last one what's the one like an episode movie that I put on I'm just like oh I'm in love uh oh coco oh I almost forgot Coco's my probably one of my favorite films

ah I haven't seen it you haven't seen Coco no because it's it's past my because it's like if I saw it I know I would enjoy it I know I would. It's so fucking good, man. It's so good. They finally gave you brown people a movie.

They finally. What do you mean by that? They finally, like, it's because it's like Disney, because, you know, it's, it's like they're making up for shit. Like, they're like, they're like, hey, where's, where's, where's, where's, like, we got, there's no Hispanic shit. Well, what's going on here? You guys have went everywhere. You guys have done everything, but, like, it's so you feel disrespectful. I mean, finally got one.

It does feel good because because Cocoa was Mexican and by association I'm Mexican, but I'm not actually Mexican. Yeah. Well, you're Hispanic. Yeah. But what you call it? For me and Canto, the one that's read the newest one, they have black Hispanic people in it. And I was like, yay. Dies, bro.

Someone sits down in the theater, sees that, gets, picks up a gun, start shooting it. What the fuck is that? What is that? What is that? is that? Yeah, because this is pretty tropey, right? So it is interesting when you see, like, something outside of, like, oh, yeah, there's a lot of black people in the Caribbean, and they speak Spanish.

Yes, they don't, they don't run around with Tim's on and do rags. They speak Spanish there. I know, crazy, right? And it's like, what? What do you talk about? What are you talking about? You don't know no Spanish. Blackie?

You don't know Spanish Blackie? He's like, I'm all right well. Go dance for me, huh? Why ain't you

dance? Why ain't you out here dancing like you usually do? Why aren't you out here dancing like you usually do? Why don't you? Look at you. Go dance. Go do some break dancing. Go do some break dancing.

All right. We got, we got another one from Downey McFoly. Downie McFoly. Frowny. Downy McFrawny. Oh, frowny?

Oh, man. I am dislike sick. Okay. God damn glasses, first of foremost. Hello, Dark Tank and others. What are some of your favorite username you have created, and what's your user's background?

We're using the background. Ooh, for example. That's a great question. I like this question. There's one that I have off the top. You probably already know what it is. For example, my username comes from my friend calling me Downey

whenever I made them mad. And from misplays, when we played shooters together. then one day I saw the schoolie the schoolie what the schoolie schoolies make school face meme and going around and I decided to put my put down Downy McFrowny I don't even know what schoolie I don't know what schoolie makes school face is what schoolie makes school face is I guess I'm not to look it up real quick I already know what mine is my favorite my favorite my my current right now with

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goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Um, what, my current gamer tag is what? My first one was, I think it was just Kingston J. Like something very simple when I first got it.

Um, and then I turned it to Black Ace 1,278. I kind of, when I see that, it does not look like Black Ace. I understand that people think it says Blackface. It's... People think it says blackface. It does look like it though. And I'm just like, what the fuck, dude? You have to put a hyphen.

You have to put an underscore, dude, because it's, I should have made the B and the A capital. That would have been, that should have been a capital. Now. Every single time I see it. And I chose Black Ace because I was a huge fan of the Mega Man Battle Network games. And they made a sequel to that series called Mega Man Star Force.

And one of the powers he got was like a black ace form because it was like a dread is a dread joker and black ace. And I was like, oh, I'm going to go black ace. That sounds cool. Made fun of constantly about it. So the next time I got to make an username, I turned it to acid ace. And I just leave it as acid ace one to seven. One to seven is the building I lived in when I was growing up in a Bronx.

And it's pretty simple. That's it. That's it. Ass and ace. I like it. Acid. Acid Jesus, man.

You just everybody sucks, man. Everything sucks. Everything's a fucking... Let's see. Us a name, man, because that's always interesting. So my YouTube name,

some black guy, that was taken from I think I was 16 and I had my space and my name on my space for a while was just some black guy. And I didn't think too much of it. It was just a stupid little thing like ha ha ha, ha, you know, whatever.

And then my friend Shane, I sent him a friend request. And after he accepted, he messaged me laughing, saying, it's really funny because it says some black guy wants to be a friend. So it just sounds like he has some random black. So he just had a good laugh at that. And I'm like, oh, yeah, I think I got something here. So when I was thinking of starting this channel in 2014, I was just like, some black guy. I also That was my name when

I did a podcast in 2013 With my homies It was like a conspiracy theory podcast We had like two episodes And God it was fucking It was really fun doing with them Because we were just talking shit

And we didn't know anything It was just like I love that I love But people that don't know anything about anything Are talking as if they know shit It was pretty good But um It's the funniest

It's the funniest People get upset about it But those moments are the funniest Because you're just saying They're funny You're just saying Fuck all You're lying.

Exactly. You're trying to lie to make things sound better. You're just saying horrible shit. It's something genuine about that, you know? Something like real. Right. It was pretty fun. But yeah, I used some black eye in that too.

And I think my, for a while I, I mentioned on this podcast before that every time I did like a hip-hop project, I would always change my alias. Every single time I would do something different, I would change it. So I've had a bunch of different things. and one of them kind of stuck a little bit where it was love machine like l uv m as h a g-h-e-en and so i would use that a lot like think i think the love machine is uh my Xbox gamer tag and then it would be things associated with that like black love and 69 was uh oh uh PlayStation black love and 69 i'll tell you my favorite my favorite name i've ever seen online is i'm that nigger 69 that was so funny because i wasn't i wasn't i wasn't

around I wasn't around when um like that was like early that was like early early early like online video games before I could grasp the like the brevity of like making an online persona because that's back when I was like more or less played video games myself you know like I would get a game I'd get like Halo 3 or like whatever I'm playing and I just play it by myself before I was like really getting online and like seeing all these wild names you know but I remember hearing that when I was in like fucking like maybe seventh eighth grade and cats. being like, oh, that's so funny because 69 and six, six and nine look similar. Not even because I knew what that was yet.

I was like, oh, six and nine artists flipped. That's hilarious. No, I knew that shit immediately. I did not. Fucking internet, man. That warped my mind. So 69, I knew about this shit like, huh, huh. I remember, I'll never forget in sixth grade social studies.

It wasn't even just the number 69. It was page. the teachers like turned to page 169 and me and my friend Josh looked at each other and started laughing and I find it so funny because I was sixth grade and I would literally still do the same thing. To give you an example, there is a fucking building by our target by where I live. There's a door on it and it's 6960 and every time I pass by it, I smile. And I've thought about stopping just to take a picture of the 69 because I'm like, I am so immature.

It's, I am too old. But literally that was programmed from me since a kid. And it will never not be funny to me. I don't know if my sense, it'll never not. I think, I think it's changed recently because like morbid,

like people getting hurt is not funny for me. But when I was younger, that was dude, I, America's funniest home videos. Ebon's world. That shit set me on a path, bro.

Until like I was maybe like, 24. That shit I laugh all the time. And now when I see it, I feel bad. Like, I feel like, whoa,

in my heart. Because I'm just like, oh, no, that's a life. That's a living person that's gone now. I just can't see people get, like,

seriously hurt. I never, I never liked seeing people die. I've always hated that. I've always steered away from it. Now, the only time I, like, say,

it has to be comic, like, say, uh, Recently, there was a motorcycle guy was speeding away. And only a helicopter was chasing him. I saw it. I saw that.

That dude ragdawed like GCA5, bro. I felt bad. I watched that. I didn't feel bad. I watched it probably like 20 times because it looks so cartoonish. That's why I can watch that. I felt bad seeing that. If I were able to see his like bones twisting up, like that would be no way.

I would only see it. I would be one and done. But seeing him flop, like, I'm like, I've done this plenty of times. and Grand Navajo. That's why it made it like easy for me to watch. So it is kind of funny in a way when people say that video games, they don't desensitize you from violence. In some

cases, I guess they kind of can. I think in a case like that. I don't think it makes you crazy, but it does make your brain be like, oh, like I've seen this. Like I'm not going to exactly be the most shocked when I've seen it's a thousand times. But there's a lot of things that obviously don't work because like

you know with most like gunshots and all this kind of, you can never it'll never be the same as actually experiencing gunshots. There's different. There's some things that'll never. Right. There's something that never. It's funny.

Someone puts a gun on you in GTA. You're like, someone puts a gun on you in real life. You're like, whoa, dude. The whole tone of the movie, it goes from being a rom-com to a fucking thriller instantly. And you're like, whoa, dude, I'm about to die. I told you that, uh,

um, I wasn't. A gun wasn't pulled on me. Like, it wasn't like pulled pulled on me, but the, the lady had her gun out. Did I mention that before on this podcast where I went on a date with this girl from ASU? Yeah.

And then her fucking mom show. Okay, yeah. That shit was nuts, man. That's, like, I've never had a, as far as I remember, I've never had a gun pulled on me.

There's been shots like in the vicinity, but nothing like was that was directed towards me. Because I usually, I usually don't fuck around like that. You know what I mean? You're smart. You're smart. All right.

We got another question. We're going to go. This is a music-based one, actually. So what's up sociopaths? Have ever played music on Spotify or any other music app while gaming? If so, what is a song that goes with games you're playing? What is a song that goes with games you're playing? With the game you're playing?

Hmm. I don't know. I always, whenever I play like shooting games, I put music on. If I'm not like trying to like really get sweaty. And like when I play Halo, I'm, um, if I'm not trying to hurt people badly,

I put music on when I play, you know, I, but for me, I'm, I've been really on this group called, uh, Ktra Nata,

not this group, this artist called Ketranata. I listen to him every day because I like, he has like a lot of, um, like Caribbean sounds in his music. So I listen to him every day when I, um,

whenever I play like video games. Because it just makes it simple. But if I'm playing like, an RPG, I'm not going to say it because I have to listen to the dialogue. Right. I told you, yeah, there's some, sometimes you can't be too distracted. Like, it definitely has to be, I actually typically don't put on music. I typically don't put on music because I usually have a podcast on.

That's a sense of, if I can, if. Same vein, though, you know, for the most part. But no, it's, it's the same thing. But, like, I, if I, if I, if I have the ability. I'm not using music. I'm using a podcast because music is when I literally can't do anything else. Like say, for example, I bought like a fucking adult scooter and I just been scooting around town and shit. And like, that's all I can do.

I can't do anything else. I can't watch something. So it's like, and then so I can't like, I like to watch a lot of video podcasts. A lot of them. Most podcasts now have video. So if I can watch it through the video, I will watch it like that. some that like oh could like say one of my favorite ones the video is reserved for the patreon and i started off listening to their audio and i never switched over so i was just like ah whatever so that's the time where if i'm busy if i'm cleaning or something i'm not trying to look at a screen that's when i'll usually listen to music or do an audio podcast but typically

when i'm playing because like yeah i have to listen to dialogue right so it's usually not putting something on but then if i'm in a certain mood right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals. Well qualified current FCA lessees. Get a low mileage lease on the 2026. Ram 1500 Big Horn crew cab four by four for $369 a month for 39 months with $4,099 due at signing. Tax, title, license extra. No security deposit required.

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

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Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. it's just like all right put in podcasts put on something and then yeah I probably used to do that but not anymore I don't know why I just I just don't fucking do it anymore

I just don't I listen to music when I do everything when I clean I cook I uh I freaking um when I'm out like going for a walk I put music on pretty often um I'm not a podcast person I watch critical role but that's only like a rare like that's a D&D podcast and that's like very like it's once a week I do that and I usually like watching it live because I like seeing because it's it that thing has such a huge fan base that if you don't watch it live and you follow anything involved in it you will get spoiled there's no way you're going to get spoiled you're not going to avoid being spoiled so for myself to defend myself

I as a real fan of things that I always stand by this if you're a real big fan of son if you care about it enough you're going to consume it as soon as possible you're not going to wait months and years and then be like oh man don't spoil this for me like right now I'm not caught up on a new Star Wars show, right? It's because I'm waiting for my girlfriend to watch it. If it gets spoiled to me, I'm not going to be upset. I'm going to be like, well, I didn't watch it. I didn't get to it watching it.

If I've cared about it, if I wanted to watch it that bad, I would have just watched it. Exactly. So I'm, when everybody's like, you're spoiling this. I'm like, suck a dick, fall asleep while you're driving. Fuck you. Like, you're just, you're dumb. But I understand. I have, to me, I,

My only, I, my personal rule, especially when it comes to spoilers, is just I give it to the, like, 24 hours as far as a show. I'll give it like, all right, because usually a lot of people, the reason they miss a show that they really care about is because they're working or something. They're going to watch it when they get home or the next day. So I'm like, all right, whatever, because people usually discuss it. I don't think there's any things that spoil. There's no such thing as spoilers for live events. There's no such thing. Because that shit is being, it's literally being broadcasted and it's being,

updated on every site and everything so that's not a thing uh movies a weekend give people the weekend to watch it that's usually how i am video games i give it a little bit more time that's the only thing because video games takes a while and some people it's going to take them a while to finish so i don't want to spoil like the ending for them and they're like fuck because it reminds me and i know i mentioned this before when my piece of shit friend was like uh gears of war three came out and then like i think like a day or two later he's like i can't believe dom died and i'm like what the why would you you why would you say why would you say that?

What would you do that? Like I can't, I don't have time to sit down for six to eight hours at a time to play and finish the game. Like it would take me like a few days, you know? And then he just said it and I'm like, so when the fucking, when Mad World by Gary Jules came on, I immediately knew he was going to die and it pissed me off. I was like, I was like, this is it. This is the scene.

Like, it didn't impact me the way that I was supposed to. That sucks. That sucks. Oh, man. Sorry. Sorry about that. Um, Hey.

What? Whatever. Um, you got, we got time for one more? We can a little shorter, a little shorter than we usually. Do you want to just plow through one more? Or what?

What are you feeling? We can do one more because there's, uh, we have, um, we have, well, there's quite a few of them. Yeah. That we, we, uh, left. So, all right. What's, what's, what do you want to do the one?

Well, should we do the one? Well, should we do the, the art art trosoni person atrosoni all right atrosoni should we do that one or you find gents hope things are going good for you thank you i appreciate it my question shall be this have you listened to a song that you misheard the lyrics to the point that it baffles you that you heard what you heard and cannot figure out why you hear it for me in persona five strikers there's a song called Daredevil where I do not know why or how, but at a point I hear the song say Willem Defoe's name. I've heard it says it's release and I cannot figure out how.

If I figure out why I hear the names being sung, enjoy the rest of your day and happy New year. Thank you, A. D'Asoni, we appreciate it. What the fuck? I've played that game. I've played that game and I know that song. What the fuck?

See, Atresoni, the only thing that you did it, you forgot to do was leave a timestamp so we could hear it. I want, because I want to know what you think Willem Defoe is. I know that song and I don't know where the fuck he hears Wilhelm the foe. So instead of like, like, I don't want to like miss it. I want to know the where are you hearing Willem Defoe? Because yeah, that happens. That's what we do. That's what we fucking do as people.

Oh, I know. So you remember when Chittada, James came out and he was like, Pop tamalee, I'm sweating. Woo. Long hair, I'm getting. You remember that song? You have to. Yeah.

I heard he was, I thought he was saying hot tamale. I'm sweating. Hot tamale. I thought I fucking said that shit out loud at a party with a girl I was trying to get with. And she was like, what did you say? Ruined. That whole situation was over. I was just like, well, this bitch.

think I'm stupid as shit. This is going to think I'm dumb as fuck. It was over. It was over from there, man. Now, maybe you can help me out with this. Maybe this was a censored version, but I don't think so. I learned not that long ago. So I thought Pony by Genuine, the chorus, was, I swear to God, maybe this is a censored version, and I don't know, because this might just be a Mandela.

I thought I was saying, jump on it. Let's do it. Ride it my pony. But the lyrics are, if you're horny, let's do it. And I'm like, if you're horny, what? No way. And then now that it was explained to me that it's if you're horny, now I only hear that.

And I'm like, it is correct. If you look up the lyrics, it's if you're horny, let's do it. No way. Have I heard? Is it like a radio version of it and a non-radio version? That's what I'm saying. I'm like, wait a minute. Is there a radio version that's saying jump on it?

Because it makes sense. Jump on it. Let's do it. Right at my pony. Like that would make sense But from what I've heard Is that no, it's always your honing And I'm like, I haven't looked into it

And maybe there is a radio Let's see if you put in Pony radio Pony Genuine What happened to Genuine? He made music My whole life has changed

Um Man remember when R&B was the shit bro Bro Oh man I don't even like R&B that much much truth be told. In all realness, I don't like R&B.

I love R&B. I don't like R&B because of, like, I don't know, like me being, being a 90s kid, I have the whole punk drive in me as well.

So, like, I don't like calm music exactly, you know? Like, I don't, you know what it is, you know what it is?

It is really fucked up, but I don't exactly like hearing male singers. Because I think female singers are just better. so my brain is like whenever I hear like creep you know by TLC I love that song but like R&B songs by like jagged edge and shit like that

and freaking 112 I love that man I like it because I like it I like it I like it I like it the same reason why you like it but at the same time I'm like I'd rather hear creep I'd rather hear a girl sing R&B I was kind of the op I mean I like women singing R&B but I actually

There's a part of me that felt like kind of Because the type It was their lyrics a lot of the time is their stuff I didn't relate to it at all So a lot of times when they're singing lyrics I'm like It's like Which man

TLC has a song that It's like well destiny's child Let's just say Destiny's Child Like all their songs It's like songs for like it's almost like feminism Essentially like the type of stuff that they sing about Like women empowerment essentially And

it doesn't resonate with me because it's not about me. It doesn't resonate because women shouldn't be empowered. That's exactly why. I don't get it because like why are women trying to be empowered they shouldn't. That's not how things work. It's like a dog.

Survivor. Like shut the fuck up. Shut your fucking mouth. I will hit you so hard and you will not get up. I would hate the The simple idea that there was a period of time where you could just societally backhand your wife kills me, bro. It makes me so sad, bro, that that was a time where if your wife's got lippy with you outside, you could just throw a, throw a hit at her.

shut up and that's it no one someone in the street might give you a clap yeah she deserved it like she deserved it

right on good on sonny boy good on bucko let's go to the let's go to the the tavern I don't know if they had taverns then

I could be wrong the tavern I don't know it's funny though because it's that even talking about I watched the I watch

what's the Cobra Kai. So it was, it was season three of Cobra Kai and they're flashing back to, um, um, what's his name?

Johnny? Oh my God. Glees? Glees, um, his old, uh, karate,

yes, and, um, they were flashing to him before he went to the army. Oh my God. And like literally, there's the scene. It's the 50s or whatever or,

um, I'm pretty sure it's a 50s. And then he's just fucking just, the, this other guy that's jock just smacks this shit out of his lady that, you know, he and the other guy. They, um, and her, they end up together. Obviously, you already saw where that was going.

But I just thought it was so hilarious that they had to include it. Like, because it's such a trope, right? It's real. It's real life, bro. Like, I'm sorry. I don't agree with it. I think that's insane. I think like, I couldn't.

It's fucking hilarious. I couldn't imagine. I couldn't imagine out of hatred hitting my girlfriend. Like, that's just insane. Like that my line is this, okay? I say a bunch of fuck shit and I do fuck shit. But when you are. angry. When you're angry and you say or do something that's fucked up, it's different. It's just a

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It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger

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Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Especially like a slur or something. That's not okay. You don't do that. If I'm just kidding and I say something, I'd say the N-word or I say something that's fucked up, you know. It's in all jokes. But if me and you are arguing and I just burn out the N-word at you, that means that you got mad and you didn't think and you just said something that was a base defensive thing and that's for me was like yo did you see um it's gonna be ridiculous so you know dedgy right you know deadj medge dead man yeah size young deadjman yeah dedgeman yeah dedgeman yeah dedgement dead oh oh it's jedgeman i made i'm combe shot schuymer my name's dead j and i'm like oh stop talking like you know just just just make i don't

videos without talking can you do that how can you do you make videos without talking apparently he broke up with his uh his his girl he was with his girl he broke up with her i i know they were dating before but somebody said they broke up the reason why i'm bringing her up because um someone was they were like streaming or something they had all these people on you know you see the screens and they were like making fun of her nose i guess oh she has a big nose and then she clasped back with well you're black like she's like to the guy because one of the guys that was talking it wasn't dengy but it was just some other guy that was there and it was like you're well you're black like you can't even say anything you're black and it was like whoa

whoa what the fuck that just it's like that was dengy's fucking girlfriend that it's like it's like daddy the blackest looking man he looks like he looks like a he looks like a racist caricature but uh but that's like like that's like this uh this meme where and i asked my girlfriend is how like this guy broke up with his girlfriend who was white and he's a black guy and she took BLM out her fucking uh her Twitter profile and it's just like bro what and I was like honey would you do that if I broke up with her she was like fucking immediately and I'm like what I'm meaning black lies clearly don't matter anymore black people you just immediately become racist I mean

I mean, in a sense, some people do, though. Yeah, it happens. Some people literally, they fucking like, oh, my boyfriend is a piece of shit and like, now I'll never date black men again. I'm like, what the, what? That's baddest. And I understand that's his proper association, but that's kind of crazy. It's like, I don't know, like, me personally is going to sound fucked up. And I know everybody's going to be like, that's racist, Kingston.

I don't, yep, I don't date white women anymore. I kind of stop dating white women. I was like, oh, I'm just kind of over this, you know. It's very racist, but it's not racist. I'm not saying I don't think white women are attractive. I don't know. I think I've heard you say that before. I don't find them as much as I used to when I was younger, but I don't find, like, I can't, if a beautiful woman is beautiful, I'm, she's beautiful.

That's, I'm just going to be like, oh, that's an attractive woman. That's the whole thing why it's weird when people say they're not attracted to a certain ethnic group. I haven't. Because beautiful women are beautiful women. Yeah, but like, so I don't, I don't think both things can be true. No, no, no, no. Listen, I haven't dated a white girl in a long time because for me, I lived in a very white area. And the fact that I was black and she was white was so heavily brought up by the rest of the world.

Opposed between us. Between us, we're just people that were just kicking and having fun, you know? But the world made me understand how big of a deal that is. Also, another thing is that I really think it's tough for a white. person to raise a black child. It's going to be very confusing. I think I don't think so, man. I think it's confusing if you,

you project that onto your kid, then yes. Oh, no, not project onto your kid, but you know, you know, because like, look, look, imagine, imagine you marry a Karen, right? And you're, and you're like, I literally don't, I don't think kids, no. They literally don't care. The kid is fine.

The kid is like, oh, you know, like I'm living my life as a kid. I'm dumb and stupid. I don't know what the fuck's going on. I don't pay bills. I don't help the world at all. I just exist. But imagine like, you know, you live in your life as someone who's fairly ignorant to the trial tribulations that some people go through. And then all of a sudden your child is thrusted into that life of like, hey, man, this is, you're going to, you're not playing the same game of catches everybody.

else, you know? Like, that would, that'd be kind of difficult, you know, because like, I talk to my girlfriend about it. Like, yo, our kids are going to say the N word and you can't, you can't tell them not to say that. You can't. You can't be like, no, don't say that because, you know, like, you can tell them no on a sense of just like, not.

Use better fucking language. You can use, you be smarter with your vocabulary. You can say that. It'll be like, you so niggas aren't smart, huh, mom? So you think black people aren't. So you don't think I'm half smart. So you think all black people are niggas, huh? That's what you clap back with.

So I'm half a human and to you technically, because I'm half you. Why'd you even have a kid with dad and this shit like that? And she thinks I'm kidding, but I'm going to do that. I'm going to do that. I'm going to weaponize that word in our house. Just so she suffers. Your kids are going to be fucked up because like your kids are going to be fucked up. My kids are like say because the way that I grew up, like I didn't, I wasn't confused.

I wasn't like, there was not. And my mom, my mom is fucking an interesting person because, you know, she married a black man. And after he fucking, you know, ceased to exist, then she started dating a, uh, of lights, a very light-skinned, uh, Mexican woman. Because she's always, you know, she's just been bisexual or her life. And so, and she was with her for like, almost the, the vast majority of my, of me growing up until my adulthood. And they recently, you know, split. And I didn't have any issues Nobody

Fucking made fun of me No one asked me questions The only time The only rare time stuff What happened Is when people would ask me They would make comments about The way that I speak

And then I would just have to I would just have to say Um So do you think Black people in Let's say England Are supposed to sound like Niggas from the South

And they're like oh yeah And I'm like yeah Shut the fuck up It's just like that simple It's just letting them know that like it depends on where you're from is how you're gonna fucking sound. Nah, bro. Like,

nah, bro. I'm gonna have all that prejudice in my house, but it's gonna be hilarious. It's gonna be hilarious, it was gonna be so funny. It's gonna be so funny. Your kids are so duped. Just to me.

Just to me. Dude, I weaponize race to me. I, the only reason I care about race, I don't even think it's not a real thing. It's not even a real concept. But I use that shit to make people feel uncomfortable every time I can.

Because they allow. allow me to and if they allow me to I'm gonna do it I don't I don't care about the way anyone looks period I don't give a shit but I love making me feel uncomfortable when they give it shit fucking dynamic bro right and with that and with that is an evil villain speech being said I just want to say one thing before you just ended I just saw something funny on Twitter what is a couple hours ago is it more of no because no no not that not that no I didn't see no this was before we even recorded the podcast. I just want to say that, you know, to your point,

um, at the end of the day, I feel like almost nobody really cares because even the most racist people, like there's this guy that someone, someone of this chick, she shared a picture, a delicious booty, but I'm talking about darker than you.

Who's darker than you? That's dark, like very dark. Let's start. And, but just fantastic, behind though. And the comment, the reply said,

I'm racist, but damn, you know, like, it's like, at the end of the day, these, even these people just know at the end of the day, they're like, you know, I've been taught that this is some fuck shit, but I would fuck that shit out of this person. I have all these problems. I wear, I wear fucking bed sheets and go to meetings, but hey, man, some good pussy will change my mind right. Everyone, bro. And that's it. All right. That's the show. If you like what you heard today, please can see.

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