The Snark Tank - #99: Hasan vs The Basic Concept of Not Stealing

Episode Date: February 14, 2022

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What do you do it? Something, something that's not kosher but whatever I'm literally speaking John Sina It's a new language It's not even called Chinese anymore There's no Mandarin

There's no Cantonese It's now John Sina Sheena Did you not hear about this? No Not at all Yeah he's Yeah he became the after

After peacemaker Became so fucking successful Uh Uh Jez-Shal Ping was like Yo dude You can just rule China now And then

Where we're at. Peacemaker is pretty fucking funny though. It's a good show. Dude, Peacemaker is fucking, like, just adorable. It's a solid fucking show. We watched episode this morning. It's a really fun watch. I've only seen a little bit of it, but it seems, it seems kind of fun.

It's really, it's really fun. I just, I guess the only thing I think, like, there's, like, it doesn't, I don't need, it's, it's like, it's like, it's like an old school soundtrack where they just have all this popular shit always playing with through it. it. I mean, I guess that's what Suicide Squad was, so it's like the same fucking thing. It's a James Gunn thing. Yeah. Which I usually, I'm like, I get it. You know, let's, let's tone it down just a little bit. Yeah.

Meant feeling. No. I'm serious. Welcome to the Snark Tank podcast. We are back. It is all three of us. Chris. We found Chris and he's not dead. He's, he's, he's back.

In this closed location currently. I haven't. I haven't. I'm in a bunker right now. I'm in a bunker. It's a very cool bunker. Yeah, yeah. This is all, everything outside of frame.

Everything just off camera is burnt to a crisp, but everything, I set it up really well. Is that the Joker, like on the top of the shelf? On the fucking Joaquin Phoenix? No. What are you talking about? On the top of the shelf. What does you mean sitting there? You mean the action figure just sitting there?

Yeah, what is it? What is it? That's a Stan Lee doing this. Oh, okay, okay. So basically the Joker. Don't say that to me ever again. Don't never say that from me ever again. You don't think Stan Lee was like

he had a Joker moment where he was he was pitching Spider-Man to a girl in class and she was like, get the fuck away from me, freak. And then he got so mad that he became world famous. I mean, there's a possibility that happened, but like... I think that's exceedingly likely. That's not personal.

you should watch some interviews of him where he said that what was your passion for creating all this stuff and he said that he needed to go to like he needed to escape because essentially you know he would say some interesting things like hey your tits are excelsior then you would get the shit kicked out of him by the varsity team because it was a cheerleader and he's obviously a fucking nerd so he would go to like that that was his like escape you know you know the safe space or whatever you want to call it his happy place and uh Your tits are excelsior. You're making me so mad, bro. Why? Those, those beautiful titties, enough said. You're making me so upset. You're insulting, like,

one of the few white men I adore. I mean, let's calm down. He's dead. He's dead. He's dead. He's dead. Pay respect. I really like.

Yeah. One of the six? Yeah. I don't really like many white men. Tim. There's, uh, there's, uh, what Tim, what do you mean? There's him. Him, him, not Tim pool.

Fuck Tim Poole. Tim the toolman Taylor. I'm sure Tim is eight. I'm pretty sure Tim Pool is. He is. I think, I'm fairly certain. I mean, Asians are Caucasian technically on a census. They fought for that shit.

So what are you saying? Asians are Caucasian on the census. Are they? Or are, or are people that are Asian are. careful now I almost said the wrong word yes yeah that that word is is for inanimate objects from what I learned

you almost said that word really by mistake I heard that word so much how old are you what are you a fucking Vietnam vet that's insane my grandpa who helped raise me was a Vietnam vet my dad was a Vietnam vet I've never thought to say that lucky you that's crazy your dad says a lot of colorful things behind your back I just wanted you to know that

I'm like you, Chris Because he got a whole fucking rainbow behind your back And he puts on his vet hat And then just immediately all these Like he turns into Clint Eastwood from a He turns into Clint Wood from a He turns into

From anything that Clint Eastwood is in Because he's always kind of raising Everything he's in He's real cool though But he's like He turns into He turns into Mark Wahlberg Before people had

Cell phone cameras on them at all time He's lucky He's lucky He's so lucky No one talks about that And I'm like bro he almost beat a man's eyes out his head. He did it.

He beat a man's eyes out and then he stuck the eyes on his fingers and then he pretended to be like an eye finger monster and he goes, ooh. And then he did that every single day for like 10 straight years. You can't see me. You can't see me. It's going to be really funny in a few years. Every single day for 10 straight years he did that

until he went in a hole for 10 years and then came out in the other guys for whatever that movie is. No, for others is when he came back. I'm pretty sure. That movie needs a sequel, though. I'm just saying. Or not a spinoff. Sorry.

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with? Morgan and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. I need that. There are massive assholes, though. Massive assholes. That's why it's so great. That's why it's so great. That was the best part of that movie, man.

That was like such a good... And for the bushes? Yeah. And what was playing? Was it like... I know it's there goes my heroes. But was it like a cover? Or was it the food fighters?

No, it was the actual food fighters. And then they landed on the ground. They thought they were so badass. They could jump off a building into bushes. Dude, what gets me about that... What gets me about that scene is that there's no bushes for miles, man. There's nothing. It's fucking concrete.

That's why it's so amazing. where I remember watching it for the first time. I was on my laptop. And I remember thinking as they're jumping, where are they going to jump? But I had no clue that they were just going to fall to their deaths. Because that's such a, that's such a powerful casting, period, you know. And for them just to jump to their deaths is so fucking beginning of the movie. It's like, oh, the Rock and Sam Jackson, like, that's never happened before.

That could be cool. and then dead and we're done that's fantastic I love when when actors like that will take on roles that you know

they really have no business doing shit like that and it reminds me of Brad Pitt in Deadpool 2 where he just like makes a quick cameo where he just fucking dies

shows up to die bro that was like that was like Pete Davidson and Suicide Squad where he just like fucking it was me

I called him blue his fucking head off, bro. Juicy did shit. Pete Davidson, man. I was like, what is he going to do in this movie? What is he going to do in this movie? Fucking fuck a Kardashian. These guys bring nothing.

These guys bring nothing to the community at all. I never paid attention to him until I didn't know. I had no idea that he was fucking like everybody. I had no idea. He around here is getting pussy, bro. And it kind of shows you that like, there's, because people keep talking about he has an impressive dong, right? because he has an impressive

Johnson which shows you because he's a hideous Chud, right? Like he, I wouldn't say Chud, that's unfair. I say Chud because it's tied up like political pejoratives, but I mean Chud is he's just, he looks like a chud. You know, like it's underground. Like the word chud. He looks like

he looks like a farmer. He looks like a fomer. He looks like... He's a fuck, he was a high elf that's been too much time underground. Did you guys? I wasn't on the I wasn't on the show to talk about it. Do you see that picture of like Kylie or like Chloe Kardashian?

I don't know who the fuck on these people. With her fucking long ass fingers? Yeah, she was like, she was like posing outside of a car and or, and she was like, I don't know, she was all dolled up or whatever the fuck. She was wearing like this gray fucking jumpsuit-ass like type thing. And so she was like,

it was something like you never expect betrayal from your enemies or something like that, which is like. No. But also, it's already a stupid thing to say. But she's just posing and her hands look, like Falmer hands. Like I even tweeted like I literally

Which one was it? I want to look this up. I'll send it to you in the discord. Sweenie, Swinney already saw it. Fucking Falmer. There's nothing worse than Falmer, bro. Because I tweeted out.

I said, I quote tweeted. I was like, why do you have Falmer hands? And it's because it, oh man, I hope I can find it quickly. I don't think I've been tweeting that much that I wouldn't have it on hand. Yeah, here it is.

Here it is. Okay, I'm going to, let me share. copy link to tweet there you go fucking boom it's just look at your fucking hands and you could look at it you could look it up it's it's it's like

it's Chloe Kardashian betrayal rarely comes from your enemies January 27th it's a tweet do you see what I see man fucking Falmer that's gonna be the title of this episode it's Chloe Kardashian has Falmer hands everybody

everybody everybody here everybody here we gotta take have a moment to agree, right? No matter where you stand on what side of any spectrum, we got to admit that farmer are the fucking worst. They are just the worst things ever. I would, I would slaughter children farmer. I hate them so much.

They're just the worst things. They're very hateable. They're so just likable. How could they not? They're just gross. But you see that, right? They're like, they're, they're like gray and they're like, they're like a different color from her face completely. It's like

the strangest photo I think I've ever seen. It's not, man. They all wear that, all that fucking concealer. They wear armor. They're pretty much wearing armor, but all on their skin directly. It's like, it's, she forgot to, because she looks completely like a different human from when I remember the days

she was dating, um, Autumn. Autumn. And she, I guess she was the, the ugly duckling, I guess, considered. Even though she looked like a normal person. She's just looking at normal person And it was like, oh no, she's fucking idiot She's like a idiot

Remember when Kim was tan When I came out of Hashan and Clair Chloe were tan? They were proper just tan girls So now they look like fucking They look like They look ambiguous I don't know

I don't pay it to I don't pay attention to the shit I don't really pay attention to the Kardashians I couldn't point I couldn't tell them apart genuinely I'm not even saying I'm fucking fomber bro They're slowly weeding their way

to our communities, bro. Stop making Skyrim references, you fuck. Dude, she would be fucking amazing at basketball. Like, her hands are, like, she can't, she has NBA hands. Like, her hands are probably bigger than Odoms. Like, now they are probably. No, now they are probably. They're not only, like, like Falmer, but they're fucking massive.

Yeah, they're just like, they're fucking rancor hands, man. Fucking rancor. Rancor. She has fucking hag fingers, bro. It's the weirdest picture I've ever said. I don't, like I said, I don't pay attention to these people. I couldn't, I couldn't really. I, right.

Ever seen. I couldn't. I could not, I could not tell them apart if I really, if I tried. I know Kim Kardashian. The other ones I really, I really could not tell apart. No, same. Same. I know, same.

I know, Kim. Yeah. Yeah. But I saw this picture. Congratulations. So, unfortunately. I, I, I could, I could take an educated guess. But yeah, it's, it's definitely, like the Jenners.

I don't know. whatever, and then how many, there's, because Chloe, I have no idea what Chloe Kardashian looks like. Oh, that is Chloe. Sorry. Like, that's, if I looked at her, I'm like, that, I don't know. Yeah. If I walked past her, if I walked past her in, like, a mall, I don't think I would stop or, like, be aware that anybody of any importance is walking by me. And I would be right.

But, but we're, uh, I don't know. I just thought that was interesting because it was such a, like, it caught my eye and these things rarely do. so I thought I'd bring it up because I couldn't bring it up on the 27th when I saw it. But welcome, everybody, the Star Tank podcast. We're all chilling out today. We're going to... So there's a couple things in the news that I think we could talk about. But the main thing, that the only thing that I've been really aware of, and Derek brought it up, too,

is the fact that Futurama's coming back and John DiMaggio, Bender, and I think he voices like a bunch of other people on that show too. Is it like a, it's like a, what is it? Like a, oh my God, what would you, like a Seth MacFarlane type situation where he voices like a lot of, like, if Seth McFarland dies, recasting family guy is going to be the weirdest. Because they will do that. They would have to finally kill it. They would have to be done.

They would have to. I don't know, man. You see, they're running the Simpsons ragged. Like there's no reason. Marge Simpson sounds like she's being stomp. I can't believe. It's like, I'm, I feel like it must be her, herself. Like, she refuses to, she wants to go until she literally has no voice anymore.

Like, she just wants to keep going until she can't. Tommy, I'm squirting, homie. She sounds like a, she sounds like a damned drag. Yeah, she definitely, like, remember how fucking, uh, the, her sister sound, Patty and Selma? Yeah, she sounds like them now. Or, oh, no, check it out. Her fucking mom, Marge's mom has no voice in the fucking show. So if you go listen to Marge's mom, she just sounds like,

she just talks like this. Like, her voice is gone. So I think that's the natural progression. And she's actually trying to get, the voice actor's trying to get to that point. And then she'll be like her worst. It's so bad. It's so bad.

But it's not the worst. Because I remember when we were watching Dragon Balls. super. I know you're going to say. He pointed out fucking King Kai's voice. And I remember you said he said he sounds like an excited person on Xanax.

And I could not stop laughing. Wait, King Kai in the, uh, super, because he sounds like really, he's supposed to be like excited, but he sounds real calm. Oh, you're talking about Japanese dub king, or not Japanese dub king Kai. I guess because that's the normal.

It's not, yeah, but original Japan. Original. There you go. Yeah. Yeah, he sounds like he just sounds so fucking dead. Like, I don't know. Like, I'm not an anime person.

I don't really know a lot about it, but he, like, I grew up with the, you know, the Funimation dub with like Sean Sheminole and Christopher Sabat and a bunch of other people. And he's pretty excited sounding, or he sounds like a normal fucking, like a normal person. He sounds like he's, I think it's perfect. I love, I love all he sounds like. Yeah, it's a great voice. It's a great voice for that character design.

And then you go to Japan and he's like, uh, I, I, I, I, I, I, I think he's, I, I, I think he's I mean, I can't speak Japanese, but he's like, Goku, I'm sad and gay, and I can't find my dragon ball. He almost sounds like I'm sad and gay. What are you doing? Everyone's in danger. Yeah, and his mouth is like scream. It's like he's animated as if he's screaming, but the voice actor is like, no. It's like if a Japanese man was a dwindling Jewish grandfather. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to

answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well, I need to lay down. And you know, that's not normal for your child. Then it might be

time to give them a medication for a fever. Here are the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and

batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. You remember the grandfather on fucking, on a rugrats?

Where he sounded like, you don't remember him? Not the, not the grandpas. Not the grandpa. Grandpas like, I've got my porn collection. He, he, he. But like, the fucking actual, like the grandpa. Like, the guy who looked like the letter M grew skin. And he was like, he was like,

he was like, I'm fucking falling apart. Right. Yeah, I remember. It's like that. Are they Jewish? I never knew. Yeah. There's whole ass Hanukkah episodes.

Yeah. Passover. Damn. That show's last cool now. No, I'm kidding. Damn, that show has got way less cool. You never knew. That was like a big thing in that show.

I didn't know they were Jewish. Oh my God. So, all right. So, future mom is coming back. Big fucking deal. I, I'm kind of getting. like I love Futurama, but I'm kind of getting to the point where like I'm kind of getting sick of things

coming back. You know what I mean? Like, I feel like... It's bothersome because it has such a finite ending, you know? Like, I love the ending of Futurama, like the the one they kind of stuck with for the last like seven, eight years. Well, it's beautiful because that was actually genuine

the ending. There was 10 seasons. They were done. They grew old. It was perfection to a T. And like somebody said like, oh, they ended the show multiple times. No, they didn't. They got canceled The show kept getting canceled But somebody made the point

I saw someone made the point Like oh they've they've had multiple endings I'm like no it's been canceled At least three times I mean it came back in 05 And they were shitting all over Fox That was awesome When they came back for a season

I remember when they came back for season seven That's when like to this day People It's weird to have a show Into its seventh season And have some of its most memorable moments Come from that fucking season Because like

All the memes that circulate around with it, or particularly from that season, which is very strange. And look, that show getting canceled so much was one of the reasons why I guess people were able to sit and just kind of call like the garbage from like the, from the scripts. And so the only thing I at first I was like when I heard the return, I'm like, oh, inevitably, like everything else is going to return. That's fucking whack. But hey, at least his Futurama, it hasn't missed yet.

But then seeing that, John. Damaggio pretty much is looking like he's not coming back because at first they said there were negotiations and then it was just kind of saying that like. Why is he not coming back though? Is there some of the particular reason? So from what, from what, uh, he just, from what I read, because he was, he was retweeting some articles. So I guess that there's validity to it, uh, that he just feels like it's kind of a disservice. It's, uh, it's not worth what was being negotiated. It's not like there's basically, I think he feels like most of us. Like he's kind of on our side.

What the way it's like, like, what are we doing here? But everybody else, obviously the paycheck has to be good because everybody else fucking showed up. Everybody else is like, let's fucking go. But he actually cares about what he makes. So he's like, I don't want to do this. Well, John DiMaggio also, it's important to note. Like, he hasn't really, he hasn't really fought.

Like, he's had a lot of hit. You know what I mean? Like, he's, like, Billy West is a great actor. great voice actor and obviously Katie Seagal is also another one and like a lot of those people are really talented and cool but you know John DiMaggio is like a masterclass voice actor even even in comparison to those people like he's been like he has like so many like even with just adventure time alone he's kind of not I don't want to say set because voice actors aren't like millionaires necessarily but I feel like he's let's be real I mean is he was he was he

Jake yeah yes was Jake from a show like adventure time he probably got money what I'm saying is like what I'm saying is it's unlikely that like you know voice actors typically don't necessarily get like merchandising rights

but what I'm saying is but what I'm saying is like he is obviously in the most he isn't the least likely position to need to go back to Futurama out of all of them absolutely none of them have had

none of them have fucking Marcus Phoenix fucking Bender, Jake the dog. Like, that's just three massive characters. Those are their fucking massive characters and like, yeah, sorry. Do you think we manifested this because we kept doing those Marcus Phoenix squirting jokes and he heard the podcast and he was like, I'm not giving them any more ideas. I'm out of the voice acting game for good. Can you imagine?

Can you imagine? That was us. We did it. We single-handedly ruined Feudera. People might take us because there's a lot of people that are like, I'm definitely not watching it. I mean, personally, I mean, personally, I'm. I cannot. I cannot watch it without.

If Bender has a different, I can't do it. Dude, imagine. Fucking weird. Imagine the sad motherfucker who has to go in and be like, I'm the new Bender. Bight my shiny metal ass. Marge, bite my shiny metal ass. It's like, it's fucking, dude, old Homer Simpson sounded so ridiculously bad, bro.

Bite my shiny, meaty pussy, homie. Gorge. Eat my shorts Eat my short Dude Old Homer sounds like he was on a fucking fuse annex bro I mean Morge

What if it's Keith David though It wasn't great That would be amazing But it would also But I don't think he would do that And it would also be very bizarre It still wouldn't Look what

What if he's like Fry I think you're acting rather idiotic I'm going to go drink some beer and bend some things because my name is Bender Bending Rodriguez. So here's the thing. Here's the thing about that. I would love that if they were really tongue and cheek about it.

But at the same time, I really just feel like anything that comes after this is just fan fiction anyway. So like it might as well be ridiculous. You know, like you might as well get Keith David to just be Keith David and not even try. Just be like, hello, fry. I'm Beathder Davinder.

or like whatever the fuck like you might as well just be garbage um and beef beef I would love I would love this straight up Keith David

and he's just like uh kill me or release me parasite but then I mean I want to get some alcohol and uh you're out of your fucking mind

you're out of your gourd you're so I'd watch anything if Keith David was in like an anti-democracy fucking like commercial in China I'd still watch

at least watch it too if he did a voiceover if he did a voice about our our great nation of China. Taiwan is not a country. That was kind of good.

They were only owned by the British. You are solely mistaken. We should have mentioned this before we started, but Sweeney just got his booster like 10 minutes ago. So if he says that, if he says shit that makes no sense, less sense than normal, just send him all your complaints to his Twitter.

I look, I'm looking at myself right now on the camera. and I feel like I look bad. I feel horrible. Is it like you're like tripping on trumes? No, I just feel really, I just feel really, really tired and very warm. You haven't stared into your own eyes yet and seen a reflection of you dancing in your own pupils, even though you're being perfectly still? No, man.

Every time I look in my eyes, I see myself about the set of fire, and I'm like, I don't want to, I don't want to tackle that right now. All right. Well, I don't know. We'll see what happens with this Futurama thing. I think it's, I think it's just a little bit lame. It's definitely, it definitely feels not genuine. You're right, though, about, like, upon, because my immediate reaction was saying, oh, if Keith, David, do it.

My immediate reaction was like, no, but I'm like, of course I'd fucking watch it. Of course. I absolutely would. But I tell you what, it would be the same thing as, and I was thinking about this the other day, because I've been looking at the God of War, uh, P-2018, the PC mods that are coming out. They're finally starting to get decent. It took too long. I thought people are going to be on it, like, right away. But now they're starting to, like, get weird and interesting.

But the one thing I'm hoping somebody may take the time to do, and I don't think they would with just like an AI, just to get like T.C. Carson to like replace Christopher Judge's voice. And look, and I say this, Christopher Judge did a fantastic job. But I'm talking to like well over a decade worth of T.C. Carson of being Credos. It's embedded in my brain. I don't like, I think Carson did a worse job than what's his name.

He doesn't talk. I think you're fucking insane. I think he doesn't talk. I think you're absolutely insane. He doesn't have the same kind of moments, like where he speaks. So the classic is the classic, you know, like hearing him like fucking talk shit to fucking. Here you're seeing him talk shit to like fucking Aries. Aries.

You were niggas. Like that, you know, like it was hilarious. But like I like the newer voice better. I'm sorry. I couldn't disagree with you more. I like the more voice better. I'm sorry. But he also, the way he was speaking and this one wasn't like the way he was speaking the other ones, which is true.

And that's the whole thing where it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, like, he's a completely different person. And, and that's what, that's what, like, throws me off the most, where he has these, like, he's basically, like, I could accept Christopher Judge as Kratos, if it was him from the very beginning. But Kratos is not only just, like, a murdering, like, monster, but he was also kind of a poet, the way that he would speak. And it's what made him so, it was such a weird balance of, like, like, this guy with so much rage and fury, but when he would speak calmly. there would be a lot of cadence and a lot of weird fucking like the way they would end his sentences sometimes it would be like if he was inquisitive he would like kind of go up and then end so ever so softly it was good you know T.C. Carson like was very

detailed and like put fine details into a speech and there is nothing there's nothing like that with Christopher Judge is just very he's just speaking you know he's just talking it's just doing his thing I think it's good I have nothing against Christopher Judge I have nothing against him at all I just

it's when you hear even like the fucking just the screams and the yells and the roars like I actually feel like Craitos this is an angry fucking person this person has problems

he's also he definitely sounds older about 100% he sounds older he's definitely way calmer than he was before but I think he's just I think he's because

I don't know the narrative of the story is after three he kind of just wanders and he kind of takes a moment to realize how fucked he left like a portion of the world. He kind of just like, oh man. Did you get the special edition?

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at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

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Yeah, I'm very, I'm very caught up at like, this is, this is my friend. have some of the fucking comics too that explains some other shit he gets he pacifies you know like he kind of loses his reason to fight because he's kind of like every time I fight I don't only just I fight I get mad I get blinded by how mad I get

and I fuck shit up for everything involved and I was kind of like I like him now I like how he's more like this it's a good it's a good version like I like it I like both I like both versions of it I didn't necessarily like spend a lot of time with the original trilogy but I Like, I've gone back and played a little bit of it, and I like it.

I think it suits... I think the voice actor... Per... Like, each voice actor suits what the game is trying to do. But... I will say, like, there is something to be said about just, like, the classic incarnations of character. Like, it would be the same way, like... Because they've had different people voicing chief, like, in different things.

Like, in, like, some anime shorts or whatever, or, like, even the new TV series where it's just not him. And it's, like... It's fine. Like, it works. But you're not, that's just not you. You know, it's good and it works, but this is not, that's not Master Chief. That's not Steve Downs. And I know it's not because it's very noticeable.

Right, right. And especially when it, when it go like, so, it's so long. Like, you go so many fucking years where it's like this person, this, this character is iconic and this voice is iconic. This voice is, essentially this voice pretty much made. the character because if the voice was fucking goofy it would be very hard to take like Master Chief or Credo seriously if it just has to goofy as

like Aries! Aries! Is goofy? But like you know Aries Oh my god You're fucking dumb dude I'm gonna bash your head in

But yeah the first lines that Cratos ever says in the fucking God of War franchise It completely like TZ Carson has range man he could have done old Cratos, no problem. Because the first thing that, because Cratus is all depressing, he's going to be literally about to kill himself, right? He's like, the gods of Olympus have abandoned me. Now there's no hope. And then he fucking jumps off the fucking cliff like a bitch. And he just like a little pussy. And that's the first thing that happens in the game. Right. And that's, he sounds like an old depressed little bitch. And that he definitely could have brought that into. But I know that moving forward with MoCap, they wanted somebody's body type to match Cratos. And basically, they weren't going to do like say usually they would do um separate they would be like all right

obviously tc carson's uh body is not like cratos is at all so they would just do two separate things right and then in this one they wanted to have somebody that would match but then essentially uh tc kind of just got like they didn't even like they just kind of like swept them out they're just like all right see you're not muscular get out of here go gone get gone get it's it was kind of sad it was of a sad thing too so i feel bad for him but long story short man long story short like i said christopher judge killed it it's just not the same for me and i feel like that's exactly what happened with bender even if it was played by keith david we're like this is awesome like i love keith david obviously but i'd like this is weird this is like it's this is interesting like it's uh good great it's

it's keith david but um fuck man street trauma has been around for how many fucking years and you've even heard john demaggio that long it's hard to get over sometimes you can sometimes you never sometimes you never can no I love it I love I love fucking

I love fucking Benner I know you love fucking he's well I love fucking too but I love Bender so much he was such a

he was my favorite character because he always had some he was always giving the worst advice and I was like this is great it's a good show man Futurama's good I think it deserves

it deserves to just be done let it agree overall overall it's like Like, why? I mean, we don't know why. People, I don't know. It's so weird.

People are just like, I want my favorite things to last forever. And it's like, I don't know. I feel like there's something like psychologically weird about the fact that like we can reliably expect that everything that we once kind of had to say goodbye to will be brought back by a cynical like ad executive at some point in the near future. Like, like, I don't know. Like, I, especially in video games. games in the in the games space where you have like hey here's a remake of this here's a remake of that and it's like cool but what like it's i feel like it's setting up this weird expectation psychologically with a lot of people that like oh nothing ever ends well i feel like i feel like

and then when something really bad happens people are going to be like what what do you mean everyone i know is dead and gone what the fuck i just but it's it's i feel like... Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever.

When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer's kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well.

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

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thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Video games gets a different pass just because of the technology was so trashed back in the day, opposed to... I would agree, yeah. You look at a movie, like, Toy Story that came out like 97 or whatever the fuck it came out. Yeah, it looks like a fucking... You like, it looks so like it doesn't, it's missing some stuff.

It's missing some, it's missing some shit. What? However, it would, it would kind of feel like it would kind of feel like a waste of time to remake it because it's still, it's not like a, it's not a fucking eyesore like in the way that playing a giant fucking RPG on PS1 back in the day. We're just like, ooh, this, this looks questionable. You're not wrong. I do think video games have a bit of a different. a different pass with that stuff. But, like, I don't know, man.

Like, these TV shows and all, it's like, everybody's like, everybody's like, everybody's ancient. And it's like, why do you want that? Like, why do you need, like, fucking Captain Picard to come back and be like a vulgar character all of a sudden? Like, why do you...

That's crazy that he's fucking back. I'm like, dude, aren't you... John Luke Picard? Like, the fact that... I'm like, why is this... And he's an asshole, isn't he? Like, I remember... Like, I remember hearing, like,

something about how... like he used to be this, it was like, it was like, I'm a captain, yes. And now in the new series, he's like, where's the, where's the drugged pussy? Or like, whatever the fuck. Like, I get that sense that that's what the show is based on how people talk about it. I have no idea. I've never seen any Star Trek at all. Is he like, is he like, uh, is going to be dealing with, um, I forgot what I'm, is it is,

but is he like a scoundrel now? Like, what's going on? I mean, Picard has always kind of had like a bad streak. He's, he's never really been exactly a good guy. He's never been, where's the drugged pussy bad? He's not a, he's not that what you're talking about. But Picard has always kind of been like, he always kind of been like a kind of a gruff guy. Like he was a pretty knockdown, drag out dude before he joined the Enterprise and everything.

But now they're making him back. He's like, he's going to be like a real roguish dude doing whatever he needs to to get shit done. And it's like, I don't know, man. You don't got to do that. It's especially, it's especially bad with. Star Wars in the last like couple years where it's just been hey tattooing was cool you like Tatooine guess what nothing but nothing but Tatooine nowhere on the face of the earth nowhere nowhere in the galaxy is more important than fucking Tatooine and it's like why what is like why do you

do that why do they bring Han Solo back for the fucking Force Awakens and undo every single character arc that they did. But it's so weird. Like, everybody just doesn't, nobody wants to fucking, nobody wants to fucking grow up. It's weird.

It's the strangest shit. It's the idea. I don't know. Like, I don't mind things coming back if they close out chapters of stories, you know? Like, I think Book of Boba did a good job,

closing out, like, storylines. Did you like that little spin that that character did when he, like, for no good reason when he'd shot? Yeah, that was dumb.

Um, but, um, I just, I thought that like, I thought like, all right, this is the end of this character story. Like, one of the main characters of someone, Star Wars came back. One of like the, like, the really

badass characters, it's really hard to put down. They finally put him down. I was like, all right, that's cool. But the thing is that, like, when it's, when there are moments that are just like, oh, this character's just back, you know, it's annoying. Because it just takes context. Like, I don't know.

Like, spoiler alert, guys. I'm going to spoil something from Book of Boba, all right? I'm letting you guys know now. She probably looks away. But Cad. Cadbane comes back. Cadbane and Boba Fett have a long history with each other. Caddbane is the one that taught Boba, everything he knows, after his father died.

He's the one that almost killed him, and he's also another huge bounty hunter. So him coming back into the show about Boba Fett makes sense. That's a sensible thing to happen. But let's say they brought back Han Solo in a moment like this. I'd be like, why the fuck is Han here? he has no need to be here he could be raising his son somewhere yeah he had no reason to be in

in anything quite frankly after the originals but they really should have just they should have just not they they they Star Wars will always make money just by its name they didn't need anybody

to reprise their roles at all they didn't need that they absolutely didn't need that at all they really didn't did you see the fucking there's this famous, it's so weird too, because I never watched this show, but I've seen this clip on like the internet, it's like a clip of Patton Oswald, like, filibustering. Like, he's in some show and they're like trying to get something past and he's like, he's up next at the stage or whatever. He's giving a talk and he's like wasting everybody's time talking. He's pitching his idea for Star Wars

or whatever. And it is literally, and I'm being completely serious when I use that. that word. I know that word doesn't mean anything, but it is literally beat by beat how Book of Boba Fett opens. It's literally just fan fiction. And it's like, okay, I guess this is what, I guess we're doing, I guess Pat and

Oswald created this new fucking show. I don't remember the opening of Book of Boba. I watched it, too. It was like him crawling out of the fucking Sarlake, like everything, everything about it. Like, it was just the same. I mean, exactly. He's caught out of the Sarlach Pit so many times, but yeah, that's part of his character. No, but it was like weird. He's like very, very specific.

And it was just like, all right, well, I guess that's whatever. I just can't care. I still find it fascinating that people cared so much about this character that did nothing in the trilogy. Yeah, he sucks. Boba sucked dick in a trilogy, bro. I'm be real with you. I'm be right. I would normally, I would love to be like, no, actually, yo, Boba sucked dick in the trilogy, bro.

He was so lame. You know what I bet it was? I bet it was a bunch of kids who had told. toys of BobaFat and they like played with that toy a lot and like this is like a really cool toy design. He looks so fucking cool. And then they like made all these like weird stories kind of like a Mandela thing. He's like a Mandela thing where it's like, oh man, he's one of my favorite characters. I love the character and it's like no, you just played with that character a lot. That makes sense because like he did look dope. I mean, he looked dope. I will say. The thing is

that like lore wise, he was cool. Yeah, but it's like, and that's the thing about the movies though. It's like there's so, there's nothing in the fucking movies to where it's like, all right, I can understand why maybe, for example, some people liked, uh, uh, fucking Darth Mall just because like, oh, he's so mysterious and he's so fucking, like, he looks so interesting. Like, I've never seen this, uh, this race before. And they're like, he kind of he looks so cool than his fucking, you know, he killed, uh, fucking taken. Well, what's his name? He killed Taken King. Yeah, he killed Taken. He killed Taken 2.

And he's just like, I'll find you and he killed him. I was like, wow. I didn't know. Then he fucked his daughter. So it worked out pretty well. Okay, he didn't do all that. But, yeah. That was the original script and then they had to change it.

He was like, can I fuck his daughter? And they were like, yeah, go ahead. He could fuck his daughter after. So in the future, like, well, George Lucas is like, so in the future, Liam Neeson's going to make a movie called Taken. And his daughter gets taken. right and Darth Mall is going to kill that character and then fuck his daughter

and everyone's looking at the room like we need to get fucking Star Wars away from him we have to get that's why that is why they sold it that's what they sold the Disney that that was like when everybody was like yo he can't be the spearhead of this anymore it's not safe

it's just not safe having him at the head of the table anymore he's out of his mind he wants to get the girl fucked by taken two Yeah, I don't know, man. Star Wars is just strange, it's a strange property to me. I don't know. I think it's such an amazing, I think it's full of, like, so many amazing characters and amazing stories and, like, really cool concepts.

It's full of a lot of amazing design. Like, it's one of my key, it's one of the reasons why I'm convinced that design and, like, visual, like, be it visual design or audio design matters genuinely more to people than character. Because, like, that story is carried, like, almost entirely by its, like, visual style and its fucking soundscape. It does a lot of the work, man. It does like a hefty majority of the work.

Like there's nothing necessarily wrong with the original Star Wars trilogy, but there's nothing story-wise. There's nothing particularly like... Let's be real. If I'm going to be real, I'm going to be very real with you. We'll be very real with you. And there's going to be some of you guys are probably going to disagree with, but it's the first movie that takes the hero's journey to that scope and that size.

The first story that really does that, like a trilogy, You know, like most movies didn't have fucking trilogies then, you know? Like big like movie spanding stories and like these characters that like, oh, you saw Luke at this moment and Luke is getting like he's Luke is much better now. And then Luke by the end is like a fucking mass. Like it takes the hero's journey to the movie screen in a way that no movie did before. Not like, I don't know. I still. But the design like look at Vader.

Vader looks unbelievably cool. The idea of fucking lightsabers. All of the fucking cool design. Can I say something? Can I say something for real? What's that? This is a real thought that I've always had for real. And it might be shocking. I probably agree.

I probably agree. I have always thought Darth Vader looked dumb as hell. This nigga is stupid. This nigga is dumb. You think is a dumb, bro. That's crazy. Dude, okay. I'm not going to argue.

Okay. So I got a really expensive Darth Vader helmet when I was a kid. You know, on a Halloween store? Like, it was, I spent all my fucking allowance on it. All my saved up money, Google. It was really cool, but there's parts of it that I'm like really looking at this design. I'm like, there's parts of this that are pretty cool. But it's like the mask, like the helmet woven into the mask.

It just, it's like, I was like, all right, this. Okay, and then there's robot parts. And then I started really started to examine it. I'm like, if this wasn't black. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacist to answer the health questions you didn't even know. know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal.

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Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger

and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. cool and then I thought about it was like I would not I love

how it looks like the finish product with it being black but if it wasn't black I'd be like it looks kind of goofy yeah it's a really stupid helmet like the thing about it is like the dome it's such a circuit you know it reminds me of like when I saw Rick Moranis in in a fucking

space balls with the big ass dome helmet I'm like I look at that I'm like that doesn't even look that much stupid or the fucking real ass thing it's because it's gigantic and who is. That's why it's just bigger. Like, it is just bigger. It is. It is bigger. And the way the mass comes out is different. That's it. It's comes down from the top.

You're, you're right. It is just big. But then I'm just like looking at the whole thing. It's like, it's like this big dress with like a Twitch stream deck on the chest. Like a soundboard. Like he's doing like, he's mixing beats. And I just remember looking at it. And I just remember thinking it's like this is such a dumb design for any. It also doesn't look. I think you guys are great. I think like, I think generally for real the design is amazing. I think it's very, it's very, it's, it's, it's very samurai, which I, I'm automatically I'm on board. It is.

It's very samurai in appearance. I think it's trying to be for sure. It is, but it is. He literally has the, I know, I think, he has the, the mask is not, the face mask is a little weird. It's definitely like samurai meets Nazi. It's definitely a gosh roll between those two. No, I understand the, I, I understand the, I, I understand, I, I understand, they spent

a lot of time fucking, yeah, yeah. I understand the design intent. I just remember. I remember, I understand the design intent. I just, I just remember always seeing stuff from Star Wars when I was a kid and thinking, like, literally everything else from this universe looks way, way cooler than Darth Vader. Even the Stormtroopers to me look way cooler. I think the way forward. But I think they look dumb.

I think the clone troopers look cool. Why do they look dumb, but like Darth Vader doesn't? Because Vader's, Vader's color is one thing. Vader's color. So if they were black stormtroopers, it would be cool. imposing nature, the way Vader like walks around. I think his whole character looks cooler than the troopers, like the troopers. I think the clones look cooler because the clones look more closely to the Mandalorians.

And the Mandalorians look cool. But I think the storm troopers are dumb. Let me, I think, look it, look at, I think, I think there's validity on all these arguments. But the one thing I'll tell you that really, I'm a kid watching, let's say, moral combat with actually pretty decent choreography, all right? And watching, what is it? I think, I always get, I always get these two mixed up, but it's the one with

Brandon Lee and Dolph Lungren. I keep wanting to say big, it's not Big Trouble Little China, it's a different one. I keep getting the fucking movies mixed up. Meals on Wheels. I'm wrong. I know I'm wrong. Oh my, what in the, no.

It's like Trouble and Little Toke, Showdown in Little Tokyo or something like that. Something like that. I think it's Showdown in Little Tokyo. Anyway, anyway, the choreography is not, bad and that's like a fucking old ass movie when I and this is what I'm growing up as a kid so when I go

back and I'm seeing Star Wars when I'm seeing let me tell you my first experience of Vader doing something is when he's fighting Obi-1 Canobi and that's the gayest thing I've ever seen to this day It's really slow So it's really slow and it's very

like methodical like I understand I agree with you on that I think it's such a lame It's that thing and it to me there's no reason for it though because you watch like older shit like I'll watch like one of my favorite movies is the warriors and it's so fucking goofy right but like at least the like I was like sometimes some of the punches that I see them like I feel that punch like I feel it it seems like they're actually connecting you know it's it's made around the same time my whole thing is just like that it's like what are we doing is that it's supposed to be it it's supposed to be like a set p like I under I under I get you it's

Lucas being like oh I want it to happen like this and I want it to be very like oh tap the swords against each other. You know how like it's like the samurai They only go for like one. They try to go for one clean strike to end the fight quickly. And there was a lot of a lot of like just tapping them together,

lightsaber together. And then Vader goes for one more strike and open ones like if you strike me down I'll become more powerful you could ever imagine. Hottest you've ever imagined. I'm gonna come back as you and McGregor and I'm gonna be a bad motherfucking bitch

and he D-D. And then he and then he stashes him and then he becomes air. No, he becomes a part of the force. He becomes one David Blains. I hate that.

I always hated that. You've come to your pants. Imagine being, imagine being, imagine being like a mass murderer, but before, but before you killed every target, you just convinced them

that they were a part of the force and then their body was just gone and all the evidence is gone. It's just like, it's such an insane. Well, that's not how it works. How does it work?

It has to be, you have to choose to accept. You can't just become a part of the force. Me, my fucking, neurotic. evil ass it's not gonna be like

I'm on with the force now and I jump off a building and my bite and it's explode on the floor no it's the way they live they're like monks

so it's like but how does that they disappear into the force they just become one with it they're by their their person

and I don't agree with it I don't think it makes sense but there's fucking matter there's a matter that it makes you exist you know but like

you can't play by the rules of fucking logic they I guess not these dudes can move things with their minds they can jump sometimes they run really fast.

There's this one scene. There's this one scene in the prequel trilogy that makes me laugh every time I see it. I haven't sat down and watched the prequels. I've just seen snippets of these movies over and over again. I think it's Obi-Wan who's like dead, or not dead, but like incapacitated on the ground. He gets tossed onto like the floor of some control. And then, yeah, and then there's a he does someone does something with their hands and then a bridge falls on his legs. and slightly jostles him to the right.

And it's the funniest fucking thing that I've ever seen because it's scored so dramatically. It's when he's fighting goofy as hell. I was like, why did they do this? The scene, there's so many fucking, like, I love the prequel trilogy because that's like one of my, that's like, those are like one of the movies. Like, oh, those are one of the movies

I remember growing up and watching. It's like Tarzan and fucking Toy Story and all those movies. And American History X. Yeah, for real. For real, that movie's a classic. I mean. It is a classic. You can't.

You have to be real. I mean, it's funny that you even say that because I don't remember why I did it, but I put Kylo Rinn's head on fucking Derek Vineyard when he's like, you know, getting arrested. Of course. Oh, oh, I remember now because a young Crip, I don't know what movie this is from, but Adam Driver is just saying some really racial obscenities. Like he's from, you monkey. It's from black clansmen. Hi. I'm Dr. Jake Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with

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I think I saw billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder, and our army grows.

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Oh, is it? Okay, I never saw that. It's a good movie. You should watch it. I mean, I heard it was good. Yeah. But yeah, yeah. So, anyway, I don't remember where you guys were going.

I don't remember either because I'm just thinking of, oh, I'm just saying that there's so many ridiculously stupid scenes in Freakian of the Prequel trilogy, bro. There's a scene where Anakin gets his hands cut off and he's laying on a foot and it's kind of like this

and his arm is missing and he's kind of just staring up ever so gently. Wait, is that in the second one? Yeah, when he gets his arm cut off and it's like he's not screaming, he's not hollering, he's not wailing, he's just kind of laying there

with his hand gone. And it's just like, this whole series is just kind of ridiculous. Can we be, how okay let's be let's be real here how can Obi-1 beat grievous

can we can we be real here well the thing is that grievous isn't trained lightsaber wielder he has lightsaber doesn't mean you're good with them fucking robot with four lightsabers how do you beat that and obi one is a dude that can pull buildings apart you know but that's not what he

no he just shot him he just shot he's like I'm just gonna wait till his opening and I'm gonna shoot you in your heart which makes sense but I just feel like I feel like this is just one of these things where I'm like I feel like the only you can you cannot engage him

in a light saber battle at any point which would have been cool to me and I think there's no fucking way I think that's why because the thing is that grievous he killed a lot of Jedi he killed a bunch that's why he has all those sabers you would think you would think

because he got taught he got taught by Duku to how to fight Jedi so he was like oh I'm just going to have them as many as I have yeah you're you're you're prime by like ducu and you have fucking you're you're a goddamn robot which your your efficiency is like the shit but like I'm saying obviously like it can be done but the fact that like it even started

in a fight like in a lightsaber battle at all I feel like it's just this is me imagine it didn't light or at all that last fight didn't lights her battle that was no there was no clashing of sabers Obi-1 lost it got it fell off it fell off the thing and the camera Cody had it and he was like oh and the master after they killed he killed um he killed what his name?

He was like, I got this for you. And he was like, thank you, Commander Cody. And he goes up on the thing. He's like, oh,

and he gets shot off the cliff. Am I misremembering this? He fights the droids with like the shock sticks in the beginning, but they don't have a light to the fight off. I'm going to take it over for it because I fucking like, I, I, what's that scene?

Whatever, go ahead. What's that scene in, I think it's the Phantom Menace when the kids, like, he's like pod racing. And then that racial stereotype character is like,

he's like asking for he's asking for like money yeah yeah the jew bug I don't remember he's like asking he's asking for money and then and then the kid he like drives a pod racing thing into a into like a children's hospital all right that didn't happen I'm glad you continued talking wait was even a Jew or was he supposed to be Middle Eastern I forget I haven't seen those I don't know it was like same thing for the most part if really think about it I mean you didn't see you don't remember that scene sweetie

the children's hospital scene where he like mangles a bunch of babies in a nursery and he's like now that's pot raising now that's cripple-breaking and he drives off real fast now that's potterian oh my god you get what's fucking deserved

and he drives off real fast did you guys vanished so this just came into my head so I didn't oh no see they're definitely fighting and he's fending he's like doing really well

And I was just like, how is this possible? Literally, all you do is just, also, what you call it? Like, look, okay, so Obi-1 guards with these two, boom. And then down, he slashes them, he's dead. That's not how that works, man. It's literally how it works. No, it's not. You can only guard one time.

Yes, but you can also move out the way or deflect your strikes or like that. How are you going to, because look, look, you do it simultaneously. You have four fucking arms. Derek. Picture yourself. Look, picture yourself guarding against somebody just striking you with two sabers. you guard, boom. At the same time, someone comes down, what are you going to do?

You can't, you, you, you, you're already locked away. This man with, this man with super speed and the ability to jump. So, and push people away with his mind, Derek. Look, I understand. No, no, no. So, you're, I know, Derek, I know. You're trying to add real logic. Stop running defense for this.

I'm not running defense. It's just bullshit, Derek. You can't put logic here. It's just. You're mad. Yeah, you're mad. Look, okay, look, look, I understand. I understand.

Sometimes, because, like, even in the rules of Star Wars, like, sometimes I'm like, come on, man. Sometimes I just, I can't look over something. Look, Padamee got choked for, like, three seconds. And then that bitch died from a broken heart, bro. That's fucking amazing. Derek, look. That was the best.

Look, all I'm saying is that the average person I gets choked in bed can endure that for at least longer than she can, you know? She just gets choked for a little bit. I can't fight no more. Let's just say it was a, let's say it was a blood choke. Let's just, let's just say,

because, you know, you can, when it's a fixiation, you can, you can, it's longer, right?

A blood choke can put you out, like, in the second. The thing about a blood choke is that, usually, if you wake back up after the blood choke, no,

you're not worrying, you're not worrying about the blood choke anymore. Usually like during the time when it's happening, you're like, oh, this is a bad thing. If this keeps going, I'll die.

I'm trying to, I like how I'm trying to rationalize though. Listen, listen. You know, you know, it happens, though. You know,

you're not literally supposed to, like, choke, you're not literally supposed to choke women. Not literally. I mean,

says who. I mean, if someone asks to be choked, they get choked, you know? All I'm saying is, fucking Congress do something right now about,

like, women getting beat or something like that or trying to do something? That can't stop me. But, but, uh, let's go,

Is it trying to like national beat women's day or something? So could you imagine? So imagine how lit that day would be. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. So listen. This just came into my head. I didn't tell you guys about this. I assumed that Derek might have seen it because it's just a,

did you manage to see a certain stream with a certain loath, a loathsome five foot one fat? gutted character. Did you happen to see that? I was about to go to sleep early because I was dead tired and then I got the notification. It was in my recommended. I was like, what is happening right now? And I stayed up

and watched the entire thing. You're a fan of his. You got to understand that. No, no, you don't understand. I am hate watching now. I am. Because look, look, I, dude, he is I have never, and I'm talking about never in my entire life,

seen somebody endure, like, when they should just quit. Like, I've never, like, and it's not one of those things where it's like, an inspiration story where somebody's like, through all adversity, they just kept going. This is like, dude, stop. You're collecting way too many L's in life. You got to stop. And he's just like, nope.

Fuck, no. I just got to keep a million. If even Ralph's life was a Tetris game, it would be one LP stacked on another, stacked on another, stacked on another, stacked on another. And it's getting close to the top, man. It's getting like, it's almost there. Like, that stream was wild because Monday Matt came out of nowhere, clutch and got like fucking Medicare and all these people to just clown on him. Dude, that was just the funniest. They all, they were like the knights of the rounds where they put their swords together and they summoned.

They're like, we have to use all of our power together. So it's crazy, man. I assume there's a lot. I assume there's a lot of people that do not partake in any of this shit and rightfully so. So I just want to at least just set the background for what happened, that fucking stream. So let's just say there was three people in the stream. It was Ethan Ralph, who we've talked about a couple of times before. So you guys are aware of him.

And I'm assuming some of you guys have probably pulled them up just to see what the hell for some context. Then there's Mr. Medeker, who's a guy that's been around since the old, uh, the old, uh, Gamergate days, he used to be called Internet Aristocrat. Even before that, he was like Jim 81 Jim. I remember like, I didn't know that one. Yeah, he was, I remember seeing videos about, I remember seeing him in videos in like 2007 or something. Oh wow. He's been around for a while.

He just kept making new accounts or whatever. New accounts, okay. But, yeah, I didn't know about the Medicare thing until a bunch of his fans. He messaged me because he wanted to come over a stream because there was some controversy going on in the community because we're, there, some people were trying to set up a, uh, uh, uh, uh, convention and like it was a bunch of uh i forgot what it was called but yeah that's it that's it it was kill roy and then so there was all that controversy going on and i was trying to mediate to whatever it was happening and so he messages me like can i come on and i didn't know who the fuck this guy was and then everybody in the chat was like jim wants to come on jim i was who the fuck is

jim that's such a generic name i wouldn't know i wouldn't know back then either if somebody would just be like Jim? Like, what the fuck is that? Jim? But even Medicare, I didn't, I wasn't aware of it until the, I was educated, essentially. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but anyway, so this guy has been around, he has a huge audience, I guess, a bunch. But his audience are like the worst, literally the worst people on the internet.

Just think of that. The worst people on the internet is his audience. And there, and there's no shortage of those people because I caught a couple of his streams and there would be sometimes like 30,000 people watching at a time. And I was like, whoa. That was like Joe Rogan numbers, dude. Those were Joe Rogan numbers when Joe Rogan used to stream. Anyway, so Monday and Matt, right, he made a big mistake because a lot of those same people were harassing him for like quite some time.

And then Monday Matt made a mistake by started flagging their videos down instead of ignoring them. You know, because of the world you just got to ignore them because some of them have tried to come at me because a lot of them are racist. There's a there's a like an alt-right connection. A lot of those people are all fucking. And so some of them come at me naturally, and you just literally ignore them. And then they go away because they want to pick on people that are fragile. And then they see that they're visually like suffering and stuff. So Monday Matt fed into it.

He streamed with Ethan Ralph, Medeker and some other people was coming on saying, I didn't flag anybody. I didn't flag anyone. And then they're like, oh, show your report history. He got exposed because he showed his report history, even though, like, I was like, why didn't you just fucking not do it? Like if you were just going to continue the narrative. Anyway, long story short,

Monday Matt is shot on for years for that. For reporting, he flagged like, I don't know, 10 channels, whatever it was, whatever you said. It was like 10 or 13, like something like that.

It was something like that. And then turns out, Ethan Ralph has been doing the same shit since Gamergate, which whenever, and I mentioned this in one of the last episodes, that Ethan Ralph is the reason why, if you search Gamerigan on Wikipedia,

it's classified as a harassment campaign against Breonna Wu and all the other people that were involved. Because him and his fucking people were all doxing. It was them. It was fucking them. When there was reasonable people that are like, hey, guys, quit fucking around in the video game industry. Stop sucking each other's dicks and just be integral. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter.

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I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

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Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. Simple. And then there was all these other people. And I'm like, it clicked. I'm like, that's why this shit. so fucked up. They're all focusing on those degenerate pieces of shit. Yeah. They really were just like...

It was like a... It was like a fucking sci-op almost where it's like... It was almost like they were... It's almost like you couldn't ask for a worse representation of a group. You know what I mean? Yeah. And... But yeah, that's a pretty good explanation of what...

What happened. And then I think... I don't... I'm not super sure how this stream started, but he was... dude, I don't even know. Ethan Ralph went to Portugal. and started like harassing people and then he got beat the fuck up the He's somebody assaulted him

It's so ridiculous It's so ridiculous It's so ridiculous I know I know how that happened though I started Looking into Because a lot of these people Stream for fucking hours

And I'm like God Can I just find like a small video That condenses stuff Like the good old days Good 10 15 minutes or whatever And some people did clip some shit together Which was nice Where Andy and

And Ethan Ralph started beefing Andy Worski and Ethan Ralph and there was a whole falling out because they used to be co-hosts for a while and so that's where the whole back and forth was going and Andy Worski's he's Portuguese so

it was like I'm going to go to Portugal like Ethan Rolfo's like I'm going to go to Portugal and I'm going to fuck your sister and all this shit blah blah blah so he goes to Portugal and he gets the shit kicked out of him which is so awesome my man actually went my man actually went to Portugal he went and then the funny

he went to Portugal at a bite and then got beat the fuck out. And got the beef fuck kicked out of it. And the reason why he for sure went to Portugal is because Andy Worski had to, we talked about the F. Ralph Festival. It was that streamed. Yeah, that's true. So he streamed that.

And then somebody came to Ethan Ralph's house. But now he tries to pretend like, I can't believe people are doing this. Why would you show up? But he actually, literally the guy that showed up, he dared him to come to his house and gave him his address. The guy that showed up and live streamed him coming to his house and he just put diapers. in this front door because Ethan Ralph's like literally knocked up this 18 year old chick that has mental health issues and the kids are already born and then knocked up

Digi Bros ex-girlfriend like some other chick with mental health issues like it's an unfortunate thing both of these women are they're not well and then Ethan Ralph knocked both of them up and so it's crazy man it's crazy he's just it's so then you know Medeker literally just laughs about the stuff that happens and laughed about Ethan Robb getting the shit shit against him because it's funny. It's objectively funny.

And then because of that, he's like, oh, like, I hate you now when he wrote these fucking... You're not my real friend. How could you fucking do that? And he kept coming out. He was like saying like the N-word, like all sorts of shit. He was like, you fucking, eh. And like, it wouldn't stop.

And then eventually he goes like, I have a tendency to be real fucking sad. Like it just, it evolved from this like, fuck you, fuck you, snarling shit to just this like really pathetic whimpering. and then I think Matt asked him at some point during the stream

to show his report history and then he bitched out and left and he left which is a pretty good redemption arc for Maddie dude good for good for fucking Matt man and I feel I feel a little bit I gotta tell you this I've never said this before

but I feel a little bit bad because for I talked to Matt and the serpent no Matt no what no not at all no Matt I feel a little bad about Matt because when all that shit happens back in the day with him the whole flagging thing i talked to him in person because we're at that uh what was it called mythcon we're at mythcon and i was talked to him about the situation because i streamed

about it saying like oh stupid like why would you do that you literally you know like you kind of fucked yourself and i talked to him and i said this and maybe he misinterpreted my words because i told him like don't fucking don't worry about those people but you know if you feel like you've let anybody down like that you personally are friends with or anything i'm like you can apologize to them and be like oh you know i was i lost my cool whatever you know what i don't I'm saying? Like, if you feel any need, because I didn't feel like you had any need any need to apologize to the people that have been fucking with you. Yeah, yeah, I didn't think so either, yeah. But he, he told me, he was like, man, like your words, out of everybody, I've talked to your words,

like, really, like, sunk in. And then he fucking makes an apology video at the expense of all those people that he flagged. And I'm like, that's not what I said. And so I almost feel like I somehow influenced him to apologize, but I was like, I wouldn't say, I literally, you don't owe them an apology. Like, they've been fucking with you. All you did was just try to like get their shit. I mean, look, it was a stupid move. Like, you don't want to try to flag people that or hurt because they're not, they're still within the guidelines, not anymore.

You're not within the guidelines anymore because now you definitely cannot harass people. It's a staunch rule now. I mean, who before? Imagine taking the time of your day to genuinely harass someone else on the internet. Like that's villainy. That's villainy. That's villain shit, dude. Like, like, I don't like some people, but I'm not going to like, all right, good morning gamers is going on. Let's just type the N word to this random white kid I don't like.

Every day. Like that's evil. They do a lot. I mean, there's so many people in that they just, they don't care about the, you know, the right from wrong.

They don't, they always talk about morals and all this shit. There's no morality there. Like, save, you know, Ethan Ralph was somebody who promoted, uh, that dude that came to Buggy's house.

Uh, you know, the whole gun incident thing. Frank Castle. Yeah. Yeah, I keep, yeah, yeah, I was trying not to say Castle because I'm like, that's fucking Punisher. That guy's a fucking nuts. It's just, it's just a lot of people who just believe that being a, like, an asshole is like, it almost feels like they're trying to be main characters, you know what I mean?

Yeah. Like, it's like, this is like a, if I'm an asshole forever, then I'm cool forever. And it's like, well, no, you're just an asshole forever. We'll give you some time to figure that out because of people learn differently. It's like a technicality of if you stay in that character, there's no shortage of 12-year-olds that people who will always be 12 and they will always find that entertaining. You know what a matter what age you are. So maybe they're going for that angle. But it becomes sad really quickly.

Like, I don't know. It's very sad. It becomes sad when you look at somebody. Like whenever I see somebody from back in those days and they're still like, I don't know, it's just seeing people stuck in like a sand pit and you're just like, wow. you're still, there's like a ladder right next to you, you're just still in there. Like, it's like looking, it's like looking at a sim stuck in a pool. It's like just climb out of the fucking pool, bro. Are you stupid?

Are you dumb? And it's just drowning it. And it's like, dude, man, I don't know, man. I have no, I have very little sympathy for Ethan Ralph. Like, outside of, outside of base, like, humanity of just like, wow, that sucks to have, it sucks to have, it sucks that that brain is that, is that broken. That it's doing, it's doing all this. kids that did nothing

to be like, it sucks. That's always the worst thing. Just a piece of shit dad. His situation and everybody around him, I feel bad for it. That is always the worst thing ever, dude. Seeing like, up, this poor child is going to have to be raised by this absolute cum fuckery of a man. Like, bro, one day his son is going to figure out that, oh, he fucking sent revenge porn

of possibly his inception. Who knows? But like him, like, the girl that he knocked up. there was a guy that used to be like dating online with with her and then he sent a video of Ralph and that chick fucking to that guy I think his name's Chris or something so um and so it's like you're you're fucking dad and your mom that it's literally circulating on the internet like one day some asshole is going to send that to him it's gonna happen it's an inevitability because these people won't let this shit go they're all gonna be fucking 40 50 years old

and be like, Hey, check this out, kid. You know, they're going to show you their kids When they come of age, it's like, this is, this, You know that guy? I know that's him. Look at him. Look, that's them making him.

Look, he's being made right now. Isn't that funny? Isn't that funny? Ha, ha, ha, ha. I saw your conception. It's wild. These people need to fucking grow up, dude. Yeah, man.

I don't take a breath, bro. That shit was, that shit was just wild. And I thought I'd mention it because it just, it just crossed my mind. And, you know, we mentioned these things every now and again, and it was pretty big. And this is important, man. This is, like, that is some stuff that has been in that dark side of the internet. And every once in a while, it's kind of nice to peek in and see what's happening. And they just see all the implosions.

It's kind of nice. I'm glad it was a positive thing for Matt, mostly. Because, like, because I was like, he jumped in there, man. He jumped in there. He was like, I see an opportunity. I'm going to host this stream. And he just went for it, man. He even called it Boulder Talk, which I thought was like, this is cool.

This is exactly what you should have did. And, you know, I haven't spoken to Matt in a while, but it's cool. I don't know. It was just, given how fuck that situation was, surprisingly wholesome. Given it. It always feels good. It's great, man. Seeing people do better has always been like a, it's a great feeling.

Seeing people do better and seeing bad people do worse. You know, it just felt like, it just felt like a, I don't even know, like, not karma, because I don't believe in that, but, but like, just, like, oh, like the growth is real. Like the world was, nature was healing. But, yeah, I kind of believe in karma to a certain extent. I believe the energy put onto the world you get back. I believe in that. I feel like the reason why, like, the counter argument to that is like, all the horrible people, like the horrible fucking. oil tycoons, you know, they're fine and they'll die a rich, lavish life.

For me, it's the idea is that, like, they can do all the fucked up shit they want, but there's going to be one day where they're going to die. So you get just like all this shit you've done, all that fucking horrible shit you've done is not going to escape from the moments where you are going to die. You're going to die no matter how more do you think you are. And I think that brings me solace in a kind of fucked way. I don't know. I think that's just kind of like what, because you look at even like people like Bobby Kodick,

who like owns Activision, right? And he's like, you know, he, like, threatened to kill this woman or whatever. And, like, he, like, knew about all this, like, sexual misconduct going out at Activision and did nothing and, like, covered for people. And his punishment is that he gets billions of dollars from Microsoft, you know? Because they want him, they want him out so badly that they're willing to pay that much. It's almost like, it's fucked because, like, you look at that and you're like, you're almost incentivized to be a fucking piece of shit. Yeah. I mean, you kind of are in most aspects. Yeah. For sure.

If you want to, if you want to get higher paycheck, like you want to be a manager, being a cunt is the first thing you can do. Oh, yeah. Exploids. You got to stop on all your other co-workers, bro. It's bad. It's bad. Nickel and dime, cheat on your fucking taxes, uh, fucking do everything. It's literally everything. It's really disheartening, bro. It's so bad. I learned that like being a fucking good person sucks dick.

I learned that during working. I think a good person's terrible. Just like, oh, I'm going to help this person, you know. And then, like, they just do some immediate fuck shit to me. And I'm like, but why? Why would you do such a thing? I do right by you. You should do right by me.

And then it starts your villain, then it makes more people assholes. No. No? No. No, not like that. No, bitches. No bitches. That fucking stupid Megamind meme.

That's taken our house by storm, bro. Yeah, I've been, I've been seeing a little bit. but I've been seeing a few of those. Is it no bitches? I've been seeing a couple of different. There was no bitches. A couple of different lines on that. There's no bitches.

The no bitches one tickles me because it's, it feels like an old meme. You know what I mean? It feels like, it feels like something that you would have seen in like 2005 or whatever. I love it. He looks a little sad. That's why I like it.

He looks a little sad. There's like sympathy in it. And then I like the, I like the transformation to, oh, bitches. Bitches. Anyway, let's move on to some questions. Let's go.

From our lovely patrons over at patreon.com slash the snark tank. Remember, you can get your questions read on our show if you are a $5 patron or above. So keep that in mind. But our first question comes from, by the way, all of your favorite director signed a petition to free Roman Polanski in 2009. That's his name. Is that true or something? A lot of them did. I wouldn't be surprised.

I wouldn't be surprised. It's getting to the point where my barometer for what it would take for me to write a person off is very, very low. I just, that idea of that it's even remotely true, we got to move on. The idea of that upsets me so much if it's even like totally true.

But anyway, he wrote in, he wrote in and he says, hey, ethnically diverse kings, now that we're nearing 100 episodes of the show, and after reading out our well-thought-out and clever username, names exactly a hundred times. Jesus Christ. That is so disappointing.

That is so disappointing for me specifically. Somebody should cut all of them, do a compilation of just all the reads. I wonder how long. You figure it takes like five to ten minutes. Five to ten minutes a hundred times. A hundred times. That's a lot of content that's just dumb and wasted.

But it's content, unless. It's content that you pay. for. But anyway, he says, reading out of a hundred times, what exactly would you say is the best one you've read out? What is the worst one? Thanks for keeping me occupied while I stock shelves for eight hours at work. Thank you, person whose name is too long for me to say again. I, so I'll say this. As the person who has to read them out, I hate all of them. I loathe every single one of your names. Like they're all terrible. I, I, I, I, but there's objectively better, the best one. There are, there are. There are, there are. There are. There are. There are. There are. There are. There are. There are good ones, and I laugh occasionally, but how I know a name is good is you guys will laugh after the first time you hear it. Right. You know, but I remove myself entirely because it is, it is, it is the most, it is, it is, every time I start an episode of the podcast, I'm like, all right, sick. I'm excited. It's like, it's fun.

It's a fun thing to do. And then we get to the end and I'm like, this is the worst part. This is the worst part. It's like taking medicine when you're a kid. It's like, all right, I guess I have to do this. But I think I would say the worst ones are the ones that are just too long, man. Or the ones that are just in English that just barely sound right. My favorite, my favorite is going to have to be the king himself.

King of Hab hazard? The King of Haphaazard is the, he's a constant. Well, he's the most, he is the goaded one. Yes. But he is, he's, I don't think he has the best name. There was. When the Keith David Brigade came, that was my favorite. That's my favorite moment.

That was my favorite moment. Absolutely. The various kinds of Keith David's. That was a legendary moment for us. The Keith David Brigade was a good one. We are, I'm working to get a pretty special episode 100 for everybody. Yeah, we got, we got to fucking, we're fucking right. We're right there.

No, don't worry. It's next week. No, it's not. Don't worry. Hi, I'm Dr. J. Goodman, host of Beyond the Script. the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal.

A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like I get a stomach ache every time that I eat. And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just, I have a stomach kick every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication.

We deep dive into your OTC medication. And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS. A podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeartRadio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today?

It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number.

Yeah, 20 billion. recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's large injury law from Thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. We're set. We got a, I think, I think we got a good one. You got, you got it locked in? I think so. Let's go. I'm supposed to see people soon in person and that will be how that gets set up.

The idea that me and dad. Spoiler, we got the baby. We got the baby. Right after we got some guy, right after he beat some guy, ass. We got the baby. Let's go. We got, uh, we got, uh, we got all the ghosts.

We got all the ghosts of Astro World. Down, down, down. Asshole. You, you see like a black figure run out of my room, my bathroom. Like a shadowy figure, you can get out. I'm like, that would unironically be terrible because your background is like uncharacteristically out of focus. It's blurry on purpose.

No, yeah. It's all. I know it's, I know it's blurry. purpose, but if a black figure actually, like, wandered out of your bathroom, it would be ten times scarier if it was in low-res. Would you guys tell me, or would you guys not say anything? I would probably mention something, because it would be good content. I would want to see you, like, antagonize it.

But that's the only reason. Assholes. But the Keith David Brigade was a good one. There were a couple, there were a few that made us laugh, and I'm sure you could go back and then, for whatever reason you wanted to experience that part of the show. Again, you could do that. People like it. People like it. There are some good ones.

But let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Derek, what you think about Vegas house show scene? Follow my band at Toy Box. He wrote in. He says, hello, my fellow Nikki Ziggies. Nikki, we actually met recently in person. It was great. First time supporting the show, but longtime viewer.

This question is mostly for Derek because I think he mentioned he lives in Vegas at one point. What do you think the house show scene What do you think about the house show scene here in Vegas? I know it's not really as big and crazy as the scene in Cali But I think there is a lot of opportunity for it to grow A couple local groups like for the culture and euphoria that host events all the time I have no fucking idea This is house music

I assume But like I've never heard that thing said like I haven't really like digested some good house in a while It's been like a long time I'm assuming I'm assuming like because I was like, he's not talking about house shows, because that'd be weird. So, yeah, how, I mean, because I know since, like, you know, things like EDC and all this shit, a lot of raves are held here.

So it must be that. I actually, I've taken a step back from House. Like, I do it in kind of waves where in the 90s, I was like fucking really into it. And then I would say mid-2000s, I was kind of starting to get back. And I'm like, hey, somebody's fucking hard. It's coming back. especially trans music, like where there's just like just some sexy bitch to singing over some shit where I'm like, yeah, this puts me in a good mood. This puts me in a real good mood.

But I haven't really been seen what's been up lately. I really don't know at all, really. Any new artists that have been coming out or I haven't done any type of search or dive into that side. And I, to be honest, I hate raves. I hate them so much. I don't like the. It's always something always happens, dude. Something always happens. like I don't I don't like the I don't like the plur culture I don't like I'm not really I don't do like I don't pop anything so I don't like all the people are always fucking everybody's on Molly and shit everybody's all drunk um I just like you know regular shows where people are just kind of like

having fun maybe a few drunk people maybe a few people smoking weed whatever but like the the fucking there's so many people around it that they just have these they're like they're like all fucking they everybody thinks they're fucking like plato or something that are there like They all think they're like doing some phyllis. They think they're doing something fucking important or some type of movement going on. And they all talk in a certain way. You run into people and everybody.

It's fucking, it's like a worst version of like Woodstock, you know, like back in the day. Like when you look at like old school Woodstock stuff, you're like, oh, look at all those fucking hippies and shit. But at least I felt like this was, it was actually a thing. This was something new. And I feel like it's turning into some weird shit.

But look, I could be completely, it could be completely different now. It could be, it could be cleaned up now. So I really shouldn't talk shit. It's not, but it's not. It's not.

I'm gonna be real with that scene heavy. I'm really into EDM. I've been always, I've been like, not ADM, I'm into more like, like, like,

like, like, electric soul. I think EDM kind of covers everything. I think it does. It's more, because I listen to like, there's a lot of like,

like, Afro, EDM, like, Afro puns and like that stuff. like my favorite artist is Kedranata. So like, I listen to like,

a lot of that stuff and I went to an event not too long ago and it was horrible it was fucking terrible I had a terrible time because I just I just realized that like I'm too old to be at parties like that now like I just at a certain age you're like oh yeah myself I shouldn't be here I just should not be where I am that makes sense and I've that hit me very recent had me like I went to like a festival and somewhere in like in weird like the Bay area and I said oh this is horrible I want to go home and then me and my friends is kind of kind of got drunk and it went around the Bay Area doing fuck shit and then we went home because it was a terrible time being yeah you sound old that sounds it sounds like so fucking like yeah yeah I am old now bro it's it's it's gross I'd rather just not deal with young people my god whatever I'm too old to be around you now that's fair what happened snow bitches no bitches so uh fucking doopal loop dupe mcudy wrote in. He says, what's up, snark boios? I recently got talked into watching

Free Guy with a friend. It was probably the worst movie I've ever seen. And not even in a fun way, like The Room or Zombie Nation. What are some shows? What are some shows or movies you've seen that were just offensively awful, much love,

and if any of you find yourselves in Montreal, I'm buying you the first round of drinks. Let's go. That's super dope of you. I didn't think Free Guy was that bad. Jesus. We got to find a reason. It wasn't good. But it wasn't that bad. We know we got a homie over there. We got quite a few.

We do. Yeah, we have a fine excuse to. I have to get up that way from her. We should just do a show over there. We should do a show over there. We should have just a random live show in like a fucking alleyway. This is an alleyway about a bunch of drug addicts? Oh, drive the way.

By the way, I should note, if you're listening to this, if you're listening to this on Patreon, the tickets for our live show. show are going to be going up for sale soon. And there will be a post on Patreon and on Twitter and on Instagram when that day happens. There will be, it's a big venue. So you'll have leeway, but you're going to want to get in there. And we'll share the link immediately when it opens up to the public. I just want to mention that.

That's April 30th at the, I believe the national in fucking. Richmond. It's going to be insane. It's crazy. You know what's awesome about that, too? Ethan Ralph lives there. No, he does not. Yo, if he comes to the show, that'll be, I was, I was, I would, if he comes to the show,

I would just be like, no, no, no. I don't think he knows we exist and I want to keep it that way. It would be such a perfect moment that would just start shaking. And it would be like, no, it's almost beautiful. The menu would collapse. It's fine. We'll just, we'll tell security that there's a height limit. Is he really that small? He is short enough that I can make that joke.

Damn, there is a thing going around where, I mean, it seems like that's kind of what started a lot of this stuff, where his descent and the madness is making fun of his height. And then also his his, his fat, disgusting stomach. Like where, because it doesn't look like everybody, it's like, I got a gut on me right now. But nobody has It looks, no, literally it looks like Chew Bubble Gum It looks like chewed bubble gum It looks like chewed bubble gum

But then like it's also, hey, he has a front butt Like there's an ass And it doesn't make sense I've never seen it before in my entire life I'm just saying, go go just type in Ethan Ralph Gutt And you know exactly what I'm talking about Or Or when you hear this you could get your tickets

Yeah You have those are your two options I want you to open two tabs We will Two tabs We will God damn it We will be there in that time frame.

We'll be a little bit more specific on. There's more specific details on Patreon, but, uh, did we ever announce us on the podcast specifically? I think, I think it's the first time we're not, I put it up on Twitter. No, we did,

we did. Are you sure? I'm fairly certain. I could be wrong, but I, I'm fairly certain I remember making it. I just don't remember having like, like,

like, really, like we had like emphasis on, hey, guys, we're doing something we've never done before. I feel like we just, we,

we, We did. We just didn't get into details because we didn't have the details yet. Gotcha. But yeah, come there. If I'm wrong. If I'm wrong, you got, you still got time. It's April. So, yeah.

I say on the, on the top of the show, the next one, we should probably just, just, just to be a, you know, we're at the end of the show, dude. You know what I'm saying? Let's just, let's bring it up again. Yeah, we'll do it. Oh, you know, I'll do a, I'll do, you know what you can do. What's, what, what time are we? An hour and 27 for me. I'll write that hour 27.

If you could like maybe somehow stitch that to the beginning. Oh, I can do something like that. Yeah. But we could do it again for the next show too. Right, right, right. But, okay. So anyway, worst movie or show you've ever seen that's not even not bad in like a fun way,

like an offensively awful movie. I saw a movie recently that was actually terrible but awesome. It was like, I think it was like red snow, red versus dead. It was like a sequel to this like evil dead knockoff movie. It was about Nazi zombies and a guy who gets, he gets his arm cut off, but he cuts another zombie's arm off. It puts it on. And they swap arms. And so like they're resurrecting Nazis.

It's the fucking stupidest shit in the world, but it's pretty fucking fun. I would highly recommend. It's like some weird Eastern European film from like 2013. It's pretty fun. But offensively awful, space jam easily. The most recent space jam was so infuriating to me on like every single front that I could not believe what I was seeing. Because it's not a movie. It's not a movie.

It's not a film. It was not good. It was not good. I give you that. I thought you loved it. I didn't love it. I didn't think it was horrible, but it wasn't good. It definitely wasn't a good movie

It wasn't like oh man guys watch this No I thought because you came into my room Because this is when we were living together And you said Christopher Christopher Let's watch Space Jam And I was like I don't want to do that at Kingston And then you said But the clockwork orange rapists

Are watching Bugs Bunny play basketball And I thought wow I have never in my life called you Christopher one So that's a moldest face lie Second of all I did bring up the clockwork orange rapists because, you know, that's part of the allure of the show. But it was definitely, uh, it was definitely, uh, there's an ad.

It was a long ad. Yeah, it was a commercial. Is it two hour long ad? We got into a whole, we got into a whole argument about it because you were like, it's not as bad as, or like, you were like, it's not as bad as Dragon Ball Evolution. And I'm like, oh, it's not. It's not. It's not. It's worse. I'll never, I'll never, I'll never, I'll never agree to that, Chris.

I'm sorry. You can never convince me. You admitted that it's not a movie, though. You admitted it's an ad. It's an ad, but Dragon By Evolution is a sin. I feel like Evolution is the worst I just

I haven't watched that since it was on like HBO you know one of those HBO whatever the fuck it came on one of those things like my grandma's house

and watch it I would like to watch it but I think I would I think I want to get on Twitch and watch it I think I'm gonna fire up my Twitch I haven't been on my Twitch

and since Pulah Hassan yeah I'm gonna not just all you're in trouble just absolutely I'm gonna press play

and then I'm going to go fucking cook some dinner. Press play and go beat your dick off camera, bro. And then come back. Come back for the credits. Come back for the credits and then have your only input be, that's a lot of names. And then that's the whole, that's your content. You know what's funny?

Like I saw Hassan like pushing back against some of the shit that people were talking about them. Especially the whole leaving thing, because he was saying like, you guys are exaggerating. He said something like that. He responded to somebody. Yeah. And I find it hilarious because I've never watched his, his content on his YouTube. And I was like, I went to his YouTube. This was before. This was maybe like a month ago. And I was like, oh, let me, I want to see his take on whatever the fuck it was. I kid you not two minutes into the video he leaves.

And it's just still playing. I was like, what's happening? Like he just, he just left. He's really unlikable, bro. He's, it's crazy. Like, I don't really dislike people. people, but he's so unlikable. He just has a bad attitude. He just has a bad attitude, that's all. Like, he, he just can't admit when he, like, I just don't understand, like, how, and it's weird because, like, there's just, like, a lot of simps, like, like, a lot of, like, mindless, like, oh, but Hassan's fucking great.

And it's, it's just, I've never seen such brainless people. Right. It really is astounding to me that, like, they, like, they can't, you can't, you can't, you can't expend the basic effort of just pausing the video and you fucking go leave? Are you that insecure that you think like getting up to leave for like a handful of minutes is he going to make everybody be like, oh, I guess I got to, I guess, I guess he's just gone. I guess I don't have object permanence yet. He must be dead.

Better find a new person. It's, it's, there's something very bizarre about it because I've done this numerous times. You know, like I've, like, if I'm watching something on YouTube, which by, on stream, which by the way, rarely happens because I'm very conscious about this exact thing. Some people will tell me like, oh, you should watch this video on stream. And I'm like, and I'll, if it's like some commercial or whatever, maybe I'll watch it. But if it's like a content creator making something, it's like, hey, watch this. I won't do that.

Like, I'll watch like maybe. Hi, I'm Dr. J. Goodman, host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacist to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like I get a stomach egg every time that I eat. And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh yeah, you know, I just have a stomachache every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of the

those things are not something that generally if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication. And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeartRadio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today?

It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow.

Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. the opening of it and be like, oh, this is a good video, this looks like a good video, I'll watch it off stream.

Because I don't like, and then I'd be like, hey, this is where you can find it. I link the video in chat and just send people to it. If they want to watch it, they can do that. Because I don't want to steal people's shit.

Yeah. Right. You know, and the thing is... Go ahead. No, no, because the fact of the matter is if I've never seen something before, there's a pretty good chance I'm not going to have much to say about it.

You know, if I'm doing a stream about a video that I've thought about doing a stream on, and I have like set responses planned and I'm like almost like how I would approach a video but live where like I watch it and then I like have ideas about how I'm going to talk about it then maybe I'll do something like that

because that's more like content anyway that's more like a video that I would do anyway but even then I don't do that that much or really ever and when I do I certainly don't leave the video playing when I go to the fucking bathroom or when I go get my fucking postmates it's so simple to just pause

the fucking video put up a B-Right back screen and then just do what you got to do. People aren't like lemmings. They don't have like two, like goldfish fucking memory, like, memory spans. Run an ad, right. They can go do something right to come back. Literally.

Literally run an ad. You guys remember H3, they used to stream, well, they stream now, actually. But for a while they were streaming on, they were doing dual streaming and stuff and whatnot. And they would literally do that. It was when they first started like doing more podcasts and they're like, we're going to do it on Twitch and everything. they would take, they would have intermissions.

Like, oh, we got a whatever this. And then people would be like, okay, cool. And people leave their tabs open. They usually just have something else, right? And then they're just, I'm just going to watch something else. The meantime, and I'll go back to this when they get back. It's usually what happens. Usually people leave their tabs open because they know, oh, they'll be back.

And that's also, like, when a lot of people just decide that they're going to do something too. They're going to do something as well. Yeah, like, it's like, oh, he's going to the bathroom. I guess now would be a good time to, like, grab a drink or something. And it's like, but then if you're playing the video, then it's like, oh, I can't I can't like you're like fuck this is you're literally making

you're literally making money off someone's video actually yeah without even having any input he also said that oh and all the creators they like when we do this so who this is only like it's like it's like he said this like a blanket statement like they like when we do this they overwhelmingly like when they do this

and I imagine it goes like this because I've seen somebody some guy forgot his name Jimmy something he just does these you laugh you lose things and um my gay rock parody which uh i also i saw that the discord is that's like what it is right now it's great it's a picture of the rock and it says put it in the butt and i was like what the fuck that's pretty cool that's pretty cool but uh yeah so they they just they just watched it it was like one of those you laugh and the thing is yeah i'm not mad and i'm not like i'm just but the whole thing is the people that watched it there they

they watched it there and now that's funny and then that's where it ends. They didn't watch it on my channel. They did not, I did not get that view. I did not get that like, I did not get that comment. I didn't get anything. So it's like, yeah, it's not really, not even like, and I remember, it's funny because like this used to be a cringy line too back in the day where it's like, oh, I'll pay you an exposure. That's literally what they're fucking doing now. It's like, oh, well, don't worry. Your name was visible for like a total of four seconds before and after the video was played. So don't worry. And it's like, I remember. I remember, because I remember Hassan did a reaction to like a clip of ours.

It was a clip of, uh, me and Chris, you, me and Derek on, we were doing a Twitter trash, I think, and I was telling the story about Dave Rubin. And that's why he was talking about it. And he was like, that's funny. I had no idea. This is, this is a while ago? And he was like, is that run the jewels? And I was like, that's pretty funny.

Like, that was, I remember thinking like, that's, that's, that is funny. And that is, that is a funny thing that would, that would not exist had he not watched it, right? And so, like, I remember seeing that, and I was thinking, that's cool. You know, like, I didn't necessarily mind that, especially, and because, I mean, not that I had any room to because it's not my content. It's Derek's. But I remember watching that video and thinking, like, all right, he's, he's talking about this enough. And he didn't leave or anything. It was like, okay, this is, this is fair.

This is transformative. Right. But I assure you, Derek, this is the first time Derek's heard of this. Yes. So there's no fucking way. Derek had any clue that that happened. There's no way Derek got a boost from that. There's no evidence

at all to suggest that Hassan Piker showing that video in chat, not mentioning any of our fucking names helped us in any fucking way. Especially because YouTube pays, it doesn't pay per view, but like views matter in such a way

that like if you're, if you're streaming a video that needs ad revenue to make money to fucking 30,000 people or whatever it is that Hassan has. That's a lot of stolen fucking money. Not like a ton. It's not like 30 grand.

But it's a chunk. Especially if it's like, especially if it's a long fucking video or a 10 minute plus video like the Twitter Trashes usually are. So it's just like, I don't know, like that should be evidence enough alone that Derek had no fucking clue.

He didn't get comments in his video being like, oh, Hassan sent me here. None of that shit. Right, right. Nothing. Nobody said anything anywhere. So it's, now I'm curious. I want to, I would, fuck me. I just don't like it when the dude, man. He just sounds like an asshole, man. I just don't like him. YouTubers love it. YouTubeers love it when this happens. It's like, I don't like it. That's because they don't know you're doing it, dude.

You don't tell them. That's why they love it because they can't know about it. Even if they find out, what are they going to do? Like, what are you going to, am I going to attack Hassan and then have all this fucking minions fucking just. on my in my mentions forever like it's just like uh man he talks about politics that's already a red flag for me as a human being he's he he talks about like like money should be given back to people meanwhile he's buying all these fucking sports cars and all this fuck let me look i just don't like the guy all right i want to be a little i want to be a little charitable because a lot of people do um i found out a lot of his politics because uh from checking out that uh what's it called leftovers check out the leftovers podcast which you know i really i was like i want to follow this and see

where it goes and and the one thing i can say is because i'd be saying oh he's the socials this this and that and the one thing he says the biggest thing that he wants is people to pay their fair share meaning fucking you know pay your fucking taxes and he's like i pay my taxes yes i buy expensive shit but i also pay my fucking taxes and i personally i don't have a fucking problem with that yeah you know like i don't have a problem with that at all like say if you find if you Because I say, I don't watch him enough. If there are clips of him saying, like, nobody should be rich or anything like that, then, yeah, then, of course, he's a piece of shit, you know, but I feel like those clips should be circulated, circulating around. We would have, we would have seen him by now.

I just think, I just don't care. I think it's, I think it's douchy in the first place to buy an expensive car. Like, I just, like, I don't see the purpose. You're not wrong. You're not wrong. Because it's just, it's just buying a really nice apartment that you could crash at any time. It is the least Sound investment you could possibly make

It's too easy for people to Sorry, go ahead No, no, I'm sorry I'm sorry, I'm ranting a lot But it's like it depreciates in value Immediately It's a target It's just the dumbest thing

If I was a millionaire And I mean this authentically I'm being dead serious I wouldn't get a, if I had And I'm talking like if I had a billion dollars I would not buy a fucking like Bugatti Varon or something You know what I'd buy?

I'd probably buy like the most recent Carolla. The craziest, the craziest I would go, maybe, maybe a Tesla out of sheer curiosity. No, I'd buy,

I'd buy a Tesla. But like, they're not even, I get a self-driving one. Not yet. And I beat my dick while I'm driving. I'd have to do that. In 10 years, in 10 years, I will buy a self-driving car.

I'll be, I will be, I'll be, I'll trust them in 10 years because there will be enough people that will have them as well and because that's my biggest thing. Because I'm like, I just don't trust it to be good enough

to take me where it needs to go when you have fucking, yeah, somebody beating their dick and then another person putting on their makeup another person eating their fucking sandwich you know, just all literally surrounding me. And then they're all that,

and then that fucking officer recess scenario happens and they crash into each other and then it's like, you got your cum in my makeup. You got your makeup and my cum. And then they invent this new, fucking thing. They figure out that.

People are already doing that actually. They're already putting come on their faces. That's true. Yeah, you're right. That's been happening for centuries. Happening for a thousand years. It's a thankless job. I'm saying is this.

All I just, he just seems not very likable. He just, he seems like a bit of a whiner. He says a bit of a whiner. He seems like, he just seems like a bit of a whiny guy to me. And I just don't care because I hate how often I hear about him

when I've never looked him up once in my life. That's what bothers me. Yeah, that is the worst part. I don't care about this guy. Who'd fuck this dude? That's kind of the worst part of anything, really, when you think about it. That's kind of like the reason why I hate Imagine Dragons. It's the reason why I couldn't stand Fortnite for so long.

It's because I... Everything I've learned about these people or these bands or these games has been against my will. You know? I'm walking down the street and then suddenly this kid runs in front of me screaming about V-Box. And I'm like, Colin after, phone, right, forna,

Colin, Colin, Colin literally told the story on Sacred symbols. Like, this happened like, way earlier, like,

when I was, like, working with him in person in Santa Monica. We went to lunch after we recorded, or before we recorded a Sacred Simples episode,

and we were just talking about, like, God damn, Fortnite is so inescapable. I can't, we can't get away from this fucking thing. And literally some kid

and her mom, they walk in front of us, like, into this building, and he's talking about Fortnite skins, like literally, like,

less that, Less than 30 seconds later, I was like, that is unreal that that happened. But it's the same situation with Hassan. It's just like every couple days he just like trends on Twitter for the dumbest shit. And you have to, you just have to... Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter.

In this episode, All About Women's Health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of pari menopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN, because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, gets a little. exercise. Those are all things that could kind of help to limit the symptoms.

Hear the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I have to see it on my feed. I don't want to delete everybody on my feet because sometimes people say funny shit, but I do it, I'd fucking unfollow people. So they talk about shit I don't care

about. Unfollow people, unfollowing people left and right. And if it's on react to this. Tell you what, if we get, if we get like a 200% boost, if all of you, if all of you go to Patreon.com or Patreon.com slash a StarCet and pledge a dollar and that actually stays in there, tell you what, that here you go. Have at it. Have it. Take our content. Go ahead and steal

our content. I don't mind if you steal our content. Just, no, at least be in camera. At least be in focus when you do it. There's going to be fucking. There's going to be Hassan reacting to us. We should schedule a debate with him and then get on the call and And we should schedule a debate with him, get on the call, and then leave. And they just leave.

I don't want to talk to him. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care what he has to say. You're going to tell me some shit about socialism? I'm sure he's fine. He's just a bit of a dick. I don't care.

I don't have the same disdain. There's no disdain. There's not hatred. Like, I hate certain people. Like, I hate Keem. I hate that guy. I wish him not have a bad, unfortunate trip down steps. But Hassan, I just don't like the nigga.

He's always around. I don't know why he's always around. That's what I mean, though. I just like, I don't feel like, look, I see his name and I'm like, what happened now? And it is always something stupid. It doesn't matter. But I just, I literally just think it just boils down to he has anger issues. And instead of controlling what he says, he just says it.

And that's, that's really the only thing I see. Like, you just, he comes off like a, like a dickhead. And the other problem is, since he is very tall and handsome, he gets away with a lot of this shit you know because like a lot of people like to talk about hot women get away with shit like it works for fucking dudes too it does like Henry Cavill fucking Brad Pitt can slap you on the face

and he'll be like Henry Cavill punched my girlfriend I'm gonna blame my girlfriend that's serious It's the thing where Ezra Miller Ezra Miller like threw a woman on the ground or whatever she attacked him though but yeah what happened what happened with that you could look it up I don't know actually like the details of it Did you guys hear about Ezra Miller

threading the cool club stand? Dick. I did see that, yeah. He threatened the Ku Klux Klan? He threatened to set Ku Klux Klan like in North Carolina. I think where he's from. Well, that makes sense. He's like, his name is like the most Jewish name ever, so I get it. Anyway.

He's Ezra Miller, so yeah, he really hates Ku Klux Klan. I get it. He really don't like those guys. Do you think Kassan, do you think Casson sent Gordon Ramsey a thank you card for his car? That's all. But he definitely did He definitely did get that.

You see a Pockeman has a cutout of of Gordon Ramsey Like to like I feel like to rub it in people's face. Like yeah, I'm watching his fucking show And his entirety. What are you going to do about it? That's actually effort though at least. I mean,

at least she saw him in the video of the guy coming on a picture of her. That'd be hilarious. That'd be so disgusting. I hate that. That'd be so fucking funny. A lot of people definitely found it Because all of a sudden I was seeing a bump in my

My tweet That what I'm mentioning it And then there was like a bump in traffic After we dropped the episode So people were definitely going out of the way They got rid of it They got rid of it It's finally gone

It's gone dude It's termed that shit We fucked it up We fucked it up We shouldn't say It termed that shit Damn that guy's dude I'm sorry dude if you're listening

You know I'm happy for you Hopefully you can make another account and, you know, just come on some other pictures or something. There's other girls out there you can come on. Go for you. You'll figure it out. You'll get to life right. Oh, it looks like they dropped the mask mandate in Vegas.

So, you know, people are going to get a lot more sick. That's pretty cool. Fire. That's pretty cool, man. Uh, this is a lot of Vegas questions for some meaning. Sam Guzman Favela wrote and he says, what's up minority munchkins? This question is mostly for Derek. Again, I'm going on vacation to Las Vegas soon.

And I've got reservations for Hell's Kitchen, but I'm not, not much else planned. What do you recommend doing there with my girlfriend? Keep on trucking fellas. Interesting. Dios de Vendiga. That's crazy. It's weird reading. I hope you brought a lot of money for Hell's Kitchen.

I hope you brought a lot of money because it's inevitable. Even if you just buy appetizers, you're still going to spend a lot of money. How much is the water? The water is like 10 bucks, I think. If you want to get like a bottle, I think. think. Jesus. So, yeah, I think it was 10 bucks.

Any drink, 20 bucks. If you want any drink. What I sent you on Twitter? Frizer, 20 bucks. You want to, I bought fucking Waggoo Sliders and that was 30 bucks. Ew. And, uh, you.

Ew, that's so much. Oh, yeah. It's fucking, dude, this is regular menu shit. There's the specialty items that were on the show. you're spending like almost 200 bucks a plate just to get like specialty items and so I was like I'm not doing that but anyway there's some

you know the salmon my lady had the salmon it's pretty good had a piece of that and then anyway you know just just let make sure don't go crazy there and then if you're fucking and then if you've never been to Vegas before

just walk the strip and get into some fuck shit and make sure you collect the porn cards like Pokemon right there's all these scumbags standing on every corner, passing out these fucking cards of naked chicks that have numbers on them and collect all of them because it becomes almost like a game. It's almost like Pokemon cards and I want to like start trading and then we can all start, you know, it's like Pokemon. I really want that to take off and be a thing. I feel like it has to because I can't,

I'm not the only person who's ever thought of this. Of course not. That's what it has to, as soon as I go to Vegas, I'm doing that. All right, excellent, because I want that to really be, I want us to stack them up. It's pretty good. But I mean, it's, and then I don't know if you want to go fucking to that Eiffel Tower. thing you know that fucking bullshit because it's in the same it's in the same casino uh as the house kitchen it's like 25 bucks will run you with that if you want to go up there but uh so that's cool you know you can uh did you say he was going with anybody say was going with his uh i forgot know what his lady he said that because like yeah you can this uh you know just beat up

the guts up there or something beat up everybody's up there yeah god yeah i'm sorry dude fucking j z ever since j z like that that's that ruined me because like you know, big pimping. And he was like, until I need to beat the guts. And I'm like, what? It opened my world to a whole. A whole new phrase. It's just,

I've never, that never would have, because I've never heard anybody say that. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter.

In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to, mom, dad, I'm not feeling well.

I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child, then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Here are the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do.

I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time we're. goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you.

I wonder where he got it from. How old is that? How old does that turn? Old world shit. He's also fucking old, though. He is, he's, he's, he's, he's probably like fucking 97 or something. He's like, he's like 50 and some change. Like, actually, for real. He's not young at all. Yo.

I mean, hey, it props to him, man. It shows you that talent can really take you a long way because that dude is fucking ugly. Not an attractive man, bro. Not an attractive man, bro. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not the best, but that guy is ugly. He's ugly. But hey, have fun in Vegas, man. And fucking, if you play, if you're playing, let's just say, if we're going to gamble, be responsible.

If you're playing slots, place max bets. That's all I can say. I don't, dude, I don't have a gambling bone in my body. Like, I just don't care about gambling there. I'm like, I don't care about this. I just want to see people get, like, shot. I don't see people drunk on a strip. I just want to rob people on the strip.

That's what I want to do. I'm going here for that. I like it is homeless people It's fun Only because not gambling I didn't really gamble that much In Vegas Jalen and I just drank a lot

But like I think What's cool about Vegas To me Specifically the Vegas strip Isn't necessarily anything that's there But the fact that so many people are out at like 4 a.m That to me is like crazy That's like serious culture shock

Even from like New York standards You know what I mean It's like it's a lot So So, I don't know. It's a cool little place to visit. So have fun there. The city of sin, bro.

Hell yeah. Yeah, a lot of prostitution. Crazy. Oh, yeah. Go to Spearmintrano, too. It would be awesome. Derek. When you get a check and check your DMs on Twitter,

I think it's on rather hilarious. Oh, yeah. That'll be a great experience for the audio listeners and video listeners who can't see. Yeah, they're going to. What's the next question? Robert Shultz wrote in. He says,

Nothing creative here. Just need to know if you've all seen Pinocchio, a true story trailer. Apparently, they got Pauly Shore to do the voice of Pinocchio. Has it finally happened? Has Hollywood finally... I'm sorry. Is this the same guy or is somebody else? I don't know.

It's another warrior. Wait, what are you talking about? No, this is exactly what I said. Sweeney, you suck. It's literally... It's literally... It's another cum tribute. Sweeney's fired.

I think. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's,

it's, what about Polly Shor? No, don't worry about it. That's, that's, that's how much,

that's how good your question was. So, there's go. Polly Shor's playing something. You know, it's really bad. It sounds really bad.

The Pinocchio true story thing, he's like, I finally've done it. I finally become a real boy. He's, he's playing Pinocchio in some random,

like, like, animated Panocio movie. And it's got like Disney Plus or something? No, No. Hold me see if I could... It's really fucking bad.

Pinocchio, fucko. Damn, I'm allergic to it. So, let me see. Who's a part of this? Pinocchio, a true story. IMDB. Polly Shore. John Heater is in it also, Napoleon Dynamite.

Oh, wow. That guy still was. Oh, my God. Father, when can I leave the Shire to become a real boy? It sounds so bad. It's weird, man. It's weird. I keep forgetting the Pauley Shore is real. It's a very strange thing. Like, he just sort of like he was in Biodome or something. And, and that was it.

And then, like, that was it. That was it literally, I can't even think of anything he's done. Except these, like, random things where you see him. It's like, oh, he's in a commercial for foam in China. Or, like, shit like that. See him on a couple of podcasts, you know, since he's, you know, since his mom. mom was fucking like all. Oh, well, he was recently kind of came back because, you know, Mitsy Shore.

She died recently. Got him. And she, she was the, she was the, she, she opened, um, the comedy store. You know, iconic fucking, you know, venue. So, uh, his mom is Mitsy and like fucking got a lot of a lot. She fucking did a lot, man. She got a lot of people there, their fucking starts. I mean, you know, there probably would be no Joseph Rogaine.

without a Mitzie Shore and you know you know who knows now we have to now we're not sure if that's a good or bad thing because you know

it might Joe might lead the the world to the industry you might just lean into into uh like you know what I just want to be like a fucking cult leader

like you know what fuck it like I'm already I'm already getting so much shit I'm just gonna lean into it I don't think he's that I don't think he's that crazy but you never know the world is full of night is dark and full of hers

you know like it's crazy you could what the hell's wrong with you What are you looking at? Do you find it now? Oh my God. Are you looking at the come video now? What's going on here?

Dr. Drew. You're lying. No, you're fucking no. You shut the fuck up. You're bullshitting here. Just stop lying, dude. This is insane. No, that would be trending.

So let's see. It's not going to be trending, obviously. It is trending. You got you found dead in Miami home. That's not true. You fucking, you got me. You got me. I even pulled up a picture so you can see him in my glasses.

Dude, he's going to die soon. 190 tweets of Dr. Drew. Anyway, thanks. Thanks for, thanks for coming. Thanks for coming to our little show. Thanks for coming on Pokemon.

You guys, thanks for coming on Pokemon. Everybody, everybody, everybody deserves some shine, right? Everybody send them to Sweeney at Tom Sweeney, Inc. on Twitter. My DMs are closed. so you can send them to whatever you want. It's like I get to me, bitch. All right, let's not get ahead of ourselves.

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We'll let you know. You'll know. You'll know. You'll know. It'll be a good. It'll be a jam-beary. It's going to be a jamboree. It's going to be a gale time. Who's that character you're holding up?

Was that George Lucas? You combine both his names. I just trying to think of the first thing that had Lucas in it. Or anything with the loop? I was going to say Luke side of cock. I'm Bullet-Sk Skywalker, but that was two. I'm bulletproof. I'm bulletproof.

I'm Spartan Locke. All right. You guys, you guys ready to do the names? Yes, yes. Surprise, motherfucker. Ready, ready. Dokes from,

do you guys watch Dexter? Of course. I watched a little bit of it. Dude, I didn't realize that that's what that was from for the longest time. No shit. Yeah, I did not know. I didn't watch that show. I just,

I remember I was watching something like, there's that, that Twitter account that's like iconic or like, scenes that spawned iconic images or whatever or something like that and it's just like the context to all these different memes and shit and like I had no idea that was a Dexter It's sadding how much context ruins so many of them for me It makes me really sad

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going to make like Taco Bell and Baja blast my brains of Oh that's a pretty good. That's a pretty good one. That's not a bad one. It's definitely one of the stronger ones that I've read recently. Wait, just remembered something

and he wrote Neiger. You're going to have to try harder, man. Very cool. God. Very, very, very, very classic. I think one of those got me once. I can't remember what it was. I think I've been gotten by one of those in almost 100 episodes.

So it's a testament to my strength. Kamehameha, nice. Mitch McConnell's tortoise shell. That's so stupid. Bored Burger, St. Maxie, can you please get my friend Brandon to pay his taxes? He is literally evading them. This isn't a joke. Help. Rusty Cage's epoxyed rat.

Talos Vicarian, apothecary of the first claw, 10th company, Eighth Legion. All so well, no, you didn't say it right. Chris, by the way, I'm not going to know how to say it. you can't just say you didn't say it right i'm gonna i'm going to pronounce it the way i've been pronouncing it because it's easy there you go uh chris i don't know what the hell you're talking about my question is in the thread what the fuck avi uh i became a patron spent twenty five dollars not to be able to come up with a clever name duncan master of all things cute and funny

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I sexually harassed the HR department and now they don't they don't know who to report to. That's hilarious. That's not bad either. Look up Polish Drake and thank me later. I'll leave that to you guys.

I'll leave that to you guys. I'm going for it right now. I'm already doing it. Tell him Steve Dave. Antifist Maximus and the host of Mussolini's Penae party. When magical little conservative gnomes need somewhere to sit,

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ass, but I can't do this one. You gotta change your name, man. It's so confusing. It's so confusing. It's doing it big in Poland, dude. They're doing it big in Poland. It's wild. Yo, what is it? What, Polish Drake? Yo, white, it's literally. White niggas are wilding, bro. Dude, just straight up fucking black face.

It's awesome. Oh my God. That is actually... Derek, can you please put a screenshot of Polish drink in the end of this? God damn it. Ryan Luchesse, headset on wife beaten. Minority's oppressed. Oh, yeah, it's gamer time.

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Yummy, yummy, yummy, come inside my tummy. Jackson, Abseh, Badly, Brave, Huggard, Derek, the movie theater manager. Aetherian, Chris, create my Vigurian hunting ass, all hands on dick. I will continue my hatred against the Rangers. just try and stop me with your hunter's mark signed a Hexblade warlock supremacist Richter 86 and rounding out our list as always is the king himself, the king

the chosen one, the king of haphazard. I hope he's alive. It's just dead and it's just bleeding his money. You know what I mean? He's the only one who hasn't changed his name at all. King of haphazard, do us a favor. Change your name in the next two episodes. We'll give you some time.

Just a little bit. You can still keep King of Habazard, but put like a parenthesis in there. So I know you're okay. We're worried about you. I'm a little worried about you. You've been too consistent. You've been too consistent, which is good for us, but also a little frightening.

So keep that in mind. People always have a joke and you're just yourself. You know, so like I'm worried about you. Take your name to Polish Drake. Oh, no. Anyway, that's going to be it, guys. Peace. Thank you all for watching.

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