The Snark Tank - Dr. Methattan

Episode Date: March 3, 2026

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destructive. Destructive. Dirty. Dirty. Duffy. Dufious. Dufious. Yeah.

There you go. Perfect. Another dark tank episode with me and Derek. Chris is unfortunately trapped under trillions of feet of snow in New York. They don't know. They don't know what New York looks like. It looks like a cotton swab now for the most part. Thanks, Zoran.

Much appreciated. Zoran Mamdani. Fucking, what is his middle name? Hussein or some shit? Yeah. Fucking Zoran Hussein, mom dummy bin Laden. That's crazy. Omar Gaddafi, fucking everything.

Every terrible thing. But welcome to another dark tank episode. Chris is not going to be here today. He's unfortunately held up with things involving his family and the weather over back home being just absolutely shit. So it's going to be one from me and Derek today. It may be a bit of a short episode, but we are excited to be here.

How are you feeling, Derek? Hey, man. I'm trying to feel good. I'm trying my best. I think the world has finally, I think the country has finally defeated me. I'll say that. I think I did it.

I think a real, I've been talking a lot of shit probably over like the last year or whatever, about like how like how apathetic I've been feeling but that's not true like it's actually the complete opposite I've been feeling so much more empathetic and so much more frustrated and I feel like my brain tried its very best to compartmentalize everything and act like everything's fine and then I think like I just I had a moment where my brain's like hey I try dog and then just just collapsed and it's like oh yeah wait wait everything shit actually. This is garbage. And me having a European wife just like, it's like,

what are those things where it's like, hey, why aren't you in better land with better health care and less fuckery going on? And so I have to deal with that stupid bullshit. Look, I'm, I'm a, I'm a class one European hater, right? Number one, first draft pick. First draft pick. The Europeans, they are, they are the reason why. my wonderful family are in this beautiful part of the world. There are a reason why I speak English. My grandmother speaks Spanish. It's a fantastic combination of things.

But I think there is, there are, hey, man, health care. Free healthcare sounds good, man. It really does, man. All I got to say, free healthcare sounds interesting, bro. That's all, that's all, man. I think Europe has its problems. I'm not a, I'm not a Europe stand at all at all. but I understand people would want to go there

especially right now with America being just just a laughable mess It is sort of the union he gave where you get up there He was like they're there they're they're crazy And like he looks to me he sounds like He sounds like what's the name with that dog that talks like this That's always kind of like droopy Yeah he sounds like droopy if droopy was fucking trying to recite

Hitler-esque fucking thing just not enough energy blaming everybody in their mama and it's just like brother just just go away one second of it because I did like I

I'm you know to the audience I'm not even joking like I had like a little bit of like I would what I don't know what you would call it properly if you would call it like a I don't know if I'd call it a middle breakdown that sounds maybe like a stretch but like a I'm I'm in a moment right now

where I'm trying my very very very best to not watch anything related to the state of this shit world. And it's hard because even when like say the last episode we did where I'm like, all right. And then we talked a little bit even about Xbox and the state of gaming moving forward. Where I'm like, bro, can I just like, I want some good shit right now. I want something nice right now. Look, man, that gaming thing is.

That shit is so not good. That shit is so not good. I just want something nice. I heard about it and my brain was trying to be like, oh, well, I don't understand enough what's happening. So I can't, I'm not going to make an opinion about it. And then I got, I looked into it and I was like, oh. And then Sony closing down Blue Point 2 for no good reason. I didn't hear about that.

You didn't hear about that? No, what? Blue Point's gone now. Oh. So I ain't getting my Legend of Dragoon remake. They're just gone. You know what's crazy? Apparently they fucking pitched a Bloodborn remake that Tony'd shut down.

Of course. I was like... I didn't even know Blue Point was shut down. I feel even worse now. I was like, what? Right. Blue Point got shut down. And I was like, what the fuck does happen? Why?

When the fuck did that happen? Was that last year? I know. I think it was, I think it was very recent. Oh my, wait. So... Like very recent. This year it'll, no, no, mean, what?

Sony is shutting down Blue Point Games, you know, the renowned PlayStation studio behind Demon, Souls and Shadow Colossus remakes in next fucking month, March 2026. So they're shutting, bro, they teased, when they teased, so they put in a Souls, this was on Twitter, they had a Souls fucking cryptic message and also they had a Legend of Dragoon cryptic message because they used the word dart in there. And you would never use Dart unless you were referring to Legend of Dragoon. And I'm like, holy shit, they might do a remake. So they did the Demon Souls.

Cool. Yeah, Shadow Coloss is cool, cool. It's gone. So now there's no, there's no hope for that at all for me. Where there was one thing wrong, like maybe at some point they'll do it. Maybe at some point. And I'm just like, bro. And I'm telling you, I'm trying to feel good.

And then you tell me this information right now. I'm sorry, bro. I didn't do it all purpose. I thought you would know about this, man. You're up on the gaming shit. So I've been really trying to, dude, you know how bad it is right now, how I feel. I don't think I'm going to play Resident Evil Requiem Day 1. What?

Really? I just don't do it. That's the last of the happiness. That's like what's keeping me going. I don't feel good enough to enjoy it. Like I feel bad. You know what you sound like? You're like having a depressive episode.

I am. As a person with that problem with that clinical diagnosis, I think you're just having a serious depressive episode. I'm pretty positive I am and I think I need a lot of things. I think I need to be like a normal human being and probably cry my eyes out. I probably need things that like need I would need to trigger it though because it's not natural for me unfortunately. That's crazy. Look, I'm not a cry either. Honestly, if I'm talking shit, I don't cry. Yeah. I really don't do that. Yeah. But I think sometimes you just need to be sad. Like my grandma, was like my grandma this year? that was, I thought that was going to be on my make-a-break moment.

I was either going to turn me into like, I was going to turn into Bain from the Dark Night Rises. Or I was going to be like, oh, I'm just going to not have any emotion anymore. I'm going to become a wild radical or how am I lose my emotions. And honestly, it did neither. I was just like, oh, man, well, you know what? I really loved her. She's gone now. And I'll try to live better in her because of what she taught me.

And I've been like not anywhere near as sad as I thought. I should have been. That must have been tough, man, because that, that was dragged out for a long. How fucking long was that dragged out for? I was, I was waiting for my grandma to go since 2020, man.

That's fucking, that's, like, that's, no, well, I found out she had dementia in 2021. Like,

it was like confirmed to me, she had, she had dementia probably way earlier than that. And that's when I found out she had dementia. I was like, it was like, undeniable,

diagnosed proper. She was, she had dementia. What sucks, what sucks, the part that burns me the most is knowing that I saw signs of it. Oh.

Before I left, there were signs, but I wasn't, you know, I was like 22 and I was like, fuck living here. This house is fucking bullshit. All these rules are dumb. And I left without being a proper. Like, I could have done better. But Tined Tide is 2020 in that. And I don't blame myself.

I just understand that like now, but now I'm hyper observing and stuff like that. And it's actually kind of bad. Yeah. Because now whenever I see like weird repetitive things and like anyone I care about or stuff like that, I get, I get very anxious. I can imagine. It's a sucky in its own right. I can imagine. I get very into. So I'm definitely traumatized about that and I do have to go to therapy to talk to a therapist about like, hey, I feel

like everyone in my wife is going to forget things and then not be able to remember stuff and I'm going to be really sad. But I've noticed things. And then after like 20, I went to New York. Remember, I went to New York with Lily. She met my grandmother. By that point, my grandmother was mixing up her languages. She could, speak, but she was stammering over her words a lot. And like, I, I could clearly see that, like, the woman that raised me was fading away. And then the year, like, I think 2020, 24 or late 24, she got put into hospice. And that's what she was got sick. And she was like, it was like, progressive, like point where it's like, okay, then she had like two strokes. And then she was just like,

she was on her way out. And I was, so I was, I was, I had like a long, long. long morning period of time for her and that's the only reason why I think I was like I'm relatively fine yeah because if it was more sudden I would have been in shambles probably you would have been like you would have been like bane joker you would have been like both jacked laughing my ass off in the dark dude what is that is that is that boker or or or jane i like joan more joan joan just doing olympia holes in the dark laughing my ass off in my fucking room. But yeah, dude, so I don't know, man.

I think I think you do probably talk to someone, man. Talk to some professional about it, dude. I, so here's the funny thing. Like, with my insurance, so I've been trying to get a lot of stuff done with, like, some issues that I've had. And then just, again, jump into the hoops of my insurance. And then, of course, the subsidies, some of the credits falling off. And then my insurance skyrocketing even more.

There's a lot of things that are making me... I love how expensive insurance is. It's so sick. I love how much it cost, dude. I love it. It's so fantastic. It's so sick. Right now, right now I get covered through Lily

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evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder, and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I don't know what the word is called anymore, but we're like, like the court, the government considers us relatively married down. Right. Yeah. We've been together for a long,

long enough time. So I get insurance to her, and it's still expensive to her, but it's less than what I was paying myself. Right. For my own insurance last year, just paying a lot of money just for that to go to that's why I go to doctor whenever I feel anything I'm getting my fucking money out of my insurance I fucking cut my leg on purpose sometimes and I'm like I need to go to the doctor and I go there bro do it at one point I was um because they never updated my or they never required me to update my information so the the information I submitted when I first got on I was I was my shit was completely subsidized and I was paying nothing for this was like uh

I don't remember the last time I had it, but they never update, year and year they just kept renewing it. And I didn't have to like update that I was making more money. Like when the snark tank started making more money. Yeah. And it wasn't until, um,

I got married. Then they were like, oh, your incomes together fucked everything up. And then I got kicked off. And if they went through that shit, they were like, excuse me.

Yeah. Sorry black. But, uh, you're making too much money to give you anything for free. And I was like, nigga like, it's not like I just get her money.

It's not like all of a sudden, the money. and the money that she's making just right now. Yeah. Sorry. Sorry, nigger. I was like, bro. You got to bleep that out.

It's a regular episode. It's not a little Patreon. You cannot say that right now, right? Let's be, let's be, let's be. I said bigger. Also, chill. I'm trying to, I'm trying to get us a manager and sponsorships, all right?

I'm making moves. I'm making some moves right now. Hey, man. Don't, don't mis Behave. Let me find this. Let me find this time step. Will we get 13 minutes in. 13 minutes in.

Look at that time. We got to be good for a little bit. Okay. We got to. show them that we can make jokes us outside of the racial ones. That's when they're in. It's too late. They're already here. You know, they can't do that. Look at that. 13 minutes inward, hard ar. Easy. Easy. Easy. But right now, I don't know, man. I get it. I get the, I get the feelings of dread in the world.

But I want people to understand that these are the moments, these are the moments where our country's defined. I think that the powers that be are really fucked. And I think me being, I'm a radical person. I don't think that we're going to vote this problem out anymore. I don't think we can do that. I think voting this problem out is it's too widespread. It's too deep-seated. I think we need radical political reform like ASAP because of the fact that right now for people to even defend the president, that's a huge problem.

That should be like, no, he's doing, he's involved with this. even too close to being involved in it. That's for me. Like even if I'm not doing anything, even if I'm not involved with it, right? You couldn't, you can't put me too close to criminal activity. I'm just not near it.

Yeah. He's too close to to begin with that that's not, he's not a person that should be president. And I think America has failed in that. And since we've absolutely failed, the people that voted for him, though I think a lot of them are, a lot of them are waking up to how horrible,

it was, but clearly a lot of them didn't understand it because they were not people that were under attack by these problems. And now they realized they are under attack by these problems, which yippee, black, gay, immigrant people have been saying he's bad for a long time. And everyone ignored it. But now he killed two white people. So everybody's like, this guy's horrible. All of a sudden, which is, hey, I guess better late than never, I guess. I don't know, man. Still seeing people justify that shit. They're not real people, man. They're not real people. People that love guns.

I'm not. But isn't that the issue that, like, I would say reasonable people are outnumbered by, like, I would say, three to one, seven to one. I don't know. Keep going. I feel like that's the thing to me where when we talk about voting, where that's where I'm kind of like, oh, shit. We can't because the incumbent, it's always going to be an issue, it seems like. It seems like because even if we get somebody really dope in, somebody really dope, they're still not going to codify stuff. They're not going to do the things.

They're not going to make sure that laws are passed so this fuckery can't happen anymore. So it's like even when that happens when good people come in, say for example, universal health care actually makes it in. We have a single pair system and it's the fucking government like the rest of the developed world. Well, some other asshole is going to come in from the right and this dismantle it. Like so like I feel like what is the fucking point? Do you have good health care for a few years? I think that I think

I don't know man I'm not I'm not the person that's I skilled enough in spirit bomb Spirit bomb the whole fucking country bro I can't I can't do that dude my nephew's here my nephews are here and they're good they're good they're really good my nieces are here

they're good they have that's that's my balancing that's my that's my recentering figure you're right some people don't have which I have I shouldn't pull up the entire United States you're right a lot of them, even a lot of the, even a lot of people that voted for that stupid shit, man. Like I, I, I want to be able to put like malice against them and be mad at them. But it's probably just, it's just ignorance, man. As much as, as much as it makes me mad seeing it.

Like I, it's, it's just ignorant. I've been ignorant. I've said, I've been, I'm still ignorant, not been, I'm still ignorant. Not been. I am still ignorant. I've said dumb things. I've not understood and interpreted things the correct way. And I was just lucky.

I was lucky enough to be like, oh, people around me would be like, hey, kind of look into this and try to figure this out. Hold on a second. I don't know. I just, there's... When energy dips, your reviving routine deserves more than a quick fix. Reach for vital proteins, collagen, and protein shaking chocolate. With 30 grams

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by the Food and Drug Administration. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat cure or prevent any disease. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do.

I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north,

probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. I'm past the point of ignorance because like look it look at here's a here's a huge issue so

Andrew Schultz who was a complete chill and sucked off Trump and all this. But look it. Let me let me get to my point. Paint your opinion. He eventually was like I can no longer pretend like Trump's dope and I have to just shit all over him. And just didn't now on the flagrant he's pulling no punches on brilliant he's brilliant he's brilliant he's pulling no punches anymore. He's just being like, I got duped. I was stupid.

There was shit on me. Whatever you want. Okay, whatever. But you look at somebody who's much more influential, like Joe Rogan, who still refuses, even though he knows in his hearts of hearts, you can say how stupid he is, how ignorant he is, whatever. You know in his hearts of hearts, he knows how fucked up it is. He knows how close Trump is to this files and all this shit. And he's mentioned how many times, hundreds of thousands of times of files, whatever the fuck it is.

and he still won't just say Trump's cooked. He won't do it. And I feel like that's the problem when you have so many retards that are listening to people like him, they will only follow him and he won't break character. And I'm like, man, fuck this. That's why I'm like, okay, we're not going to spirit bomb the United States. We're going to spear bomb these people just the people. Just the people that like, because I guess the spirit bomb is the idea that it's not supposed to affect good people or something.

not it's not going to kill good people. Yeah. So like that's why I just want to like just throw that shit down. But don't even work on evil niggas really too. Remember Freezer took a spirit bomb to the face and he was like, I'm not dead yet. And it's like, come on, bro. That's a good point. Like actually the people in the Epstein files probably would just be like hurt pretty severely,

but they'll still be alive. They'll still be in a fight. Come on. Come on. And then like somebody like like a Goku, the person who threw it would let them go too. Like, you've learned your lesson. And you're. Don't make me do this again.

Yeah. If you come back, we'll be ready for you. And it's like, no, please finish, please finish them off. Look, man. I, I think, I, I think, I think they're going to, they're going to get theirs, man. I think, I think, I think they're pushing a good old American people to a dangerous place. And I don't think they understand how dangerous the place they're pushing the American people to. Yeah.

I think it's going to be a funny, it's going to be a funny situation. And I, I, I think people. just go out there, please, please, please, people get involved in midterms. This is the one time now. I'm not one of those people. I'm not one of those like, oh, you vote. Voting is super important, even though I do think it's actually very important, particularly if you're any sort of marginalized group, including white women, even though I don't like

giving you guys your flowers, including white women, vote, vote for your, your public, your legal official, your local officials, it's really important to make your area better. And in the climb, they will eventually be able to be put in the states where they are even allowed to be in the same running as those presidential people. Because I think a lot of,

there's a lot of people, especially in the younger groups of people that are like, trying to become better and do better for the people around them. We've got to make sure that, I don't know, lobbying stops. That corporations can't lobby to business officials. That should have been, thing a long time ago. The fact that isn't is, you know, curious to me. But let's, let's move on to some funny stuff because we're, we're a little, we're a little Debbie

downers right now. You're being a bitch ass nigga. I'm being, I'm trying to teeth, because even though I'm dumb as shit. So let's just try to, let's try to. Yeah, we're going to, some questions. Every single question. We're going to answer it. There's a lot. There's a lot of them. Oh my God. I put Western. It's crazy how many there are. I put, Western. Oh my goodness. This is how we're going to do the questions, all right? Okay. You start from the top.

You grab one from the top. I'm going to grab one from the bottom. This is dots, dog shit. It's not dog shit because it's like, hey, because the people from the bottom, they were here first because this shit was like. That's very true. You have like 21 hours ago is the first question. So you go from the top and then I'll grab them from the bottom so we won't get confused

or nothing. We're just going to go. Okay. Let's go. Okay. So I got one from Sweden. he said sup yacob one and two i'm doing a bit of a writing project and i'm curious to hear your ideas on what are some underrated but or overlooked minor superpowers that could be overpowered for example i

think the ability to vibrate anything could have a lot of uses especially on internal organs keep doing good work guys okay so uh minor power that could be useful that isn't used too much what about uh there's a lot of minor powers. The problem is that a lot of minor powers are coupled with major powers, you know? Like, Spider-Man sticking to anything is a fucking really useful power. Unless you can make people, other people do shit like that, put somebody on a car and then just drive to celebrate the car down a hill. Let them ditch it. That's crazy. Or you'd be able to like, adhere subjects to each other so things won't break. Like, stuff like that. Like, that's a

dumbass little power that would be very useful. Yeah. Ability to speak any language would be cool too, or speak to plants and shit like that. Like stuff like that is like really useful just that no one applies that because that's not a, that's not a visual power. So you can't really see it happening and how useful it is. Yeah, I think that was good. I think like minor is, it is weird to think about minor powers. It really is because I'm like, you know, first thing that comes to mind is all the obvious stuff.

But those are major powers. You know, everything's like, oh, I can fucking fly. I can, I can throw Dominicans into the sun. I can fucking. I don't know why I'm getting so many Dominicans on my feet on Instagram. I think Instagram thinks I'm Dominican or Mexican. I'm like, nah, you're close. You're in the right ballpark for one of them.

One of them I'm, I look like one of the other ones. Yes, I look exactly like what the other ones. But no, I'm not, I'm either of those. Yeah, that's weird. Let's see what I think, I don't know, man. I'm trying to, I'm trying to think of like, like, I'm trying to use an X-Men for example, like someone from X-Men, I bet they have some of their mutant abilities would be considered a minor, like, power. Like, it would be like something very small. And I was like,

I think the most minor power, I think the most minor power in X-Men is probably just like, it's probably like Wolverine is one of the minor ones, honestly, compared to how fuck those niggas are. I would say his healing capabilities. Yeah, his, his bone claws. That's a minor power that would just suck dick. That would just suck dick without the healing power. Yeah, I don't really want. Dog shit Complete ass They come out your arm

You scream You put them away There's this gaping A huge holes in your head You're like I don't know why I get why Because obviously

When we first meet him He has like the little snits That come out That are like Pretty much the guard The guard Like the guiders out of his arm Yeah

He'd also have huge forearms To in general Just the place His fucking To place his fucking blades Look man The rule look cool is eternal.

We got to stop attacking the rule of cool because we do that a lot. Of course. I know it's a bad thing and I know the world does it a lot but the rule of cool wins because a guy, a Canadian guy that's five foot three

shorter than Chris that's like 280 pounds prior to having a metal skeleton of muscle that gets angry and heals a lot. It's fucking cool, man. I don't know. I think that shit's fire. Yeah, I don't give a shit.

I don't need it to make sense, man. I fall into that problem sometimes too And I'm like, what am I doing? Let's just have fun. Exactly. He says, he says round. He dives at people. That's fucking sick, dude.

Yeah, okay. Let me go. This is an interesting one. This person's young LaFleam, he in Dicomode. Nice. Oh my God. He says, I ask Chris this question, so I'll ask you guys too. What are your thoughts on Gasha games?

I've been playing fate, grand order since I was in middle school and I just now got into umamu sumi both are really cool and you should check them out um they sound extremely anime coded there's no way I'm playing a gotcha game in a big the big age of 31 years old in my life there's no way I'm playing there's no way in my life that I Kingston Jameson am gonna play a gotcha game Well, that's insane to me. That's ludicrous. They got me, man.

They got me. I fucking, uh, 2019. They were like, hey, try out raid shadow legends. And I'm like, oh, this is Ray, a gotcha game? Yeah, absolutely. At a technicality. It's probably, it's probably the gotcha game probably now. It's, it's one of, I would say outside of, as far as a westernize, it's, there's nothing even remotely close to it.

Um, who's that niggas? that died recently, the guy that was involved in the Call of Duty and shit. I know who the person is. I don't remember their name. I can't remember his name right now. But like even that dude was fucking playing. And he was he poured. He was one of those cracking niggas that was like pouring like a million dollars into his account. And I'm like, that is so crazy. I'm like, you guys are the reason why these games are shit. You know, like, because they pour all their money into it. And then so they make it like, say me, I can casually play in the background. I've been playing it for so many years that like, My account is pretty big now, but I can't compete with anybody on the top levels because I don't spend the type of money that those motherfuckers spend. It's crazy. I look at, nigga, I look at some of the like points that people. When energy dips, your reviving routine deserves more than a quick fix.

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Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan & Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said $20 billion.

20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. It'll be like this. All right, here's all my resources. And for this tournament, I accumulated like 8,000 points.

And then I'll see like the global leaderboard. And it'll be like, say, 300,000. I'm just like, I don't even know how, like, the amount of money would have to spend to get 300,000 is like a mortgage payment or something. or like, I don't, dude, I don't know people. The fact that people, like, I play card games. So I'm not going to act like, I don't put money into games. Like I, I, I, dude, I play card games and I usually play them competitively. So I'm putting money in these games. I'm not going to act as if I'm not, you know, like that's, but the way some people like really put money into like, like for me, it's, it's just stupid. It's a dumb argument.

All right. But at least for me, card games is still a degree of art to me. There's still people making these cards. There's art. designs on them and they can accrue wealth technically. You physically keep them too. Yeah. Not that gotcha games.

Actually, there is a market in selling gotcha game accounts to people. That exists. You can do that. That exists as well too. But it's like, at least I'm holding the car. You know, at least I can apply the, and I have it physically. This is mine. 100%.

Something can't happen and like, oh, the server gets shut down. Yeah. And then you don't have your account anymore. But also at the same time, a fire could just happen. house and then my com my comics that are worth thousands upon thousand like dude i have so many comic books when you come to my house the freaking wall unit i have on the side where the there's the mirror the other side is the wall unit there's that's 20 years of spider man that is a lot of spider man comics right there and then in in the freaking like lower part where all the games everything are i have like at least

like a thousand comics that's a lot of money spent that i was buying when i was dirt poor and not being able to pay my bills don't be stupid like me guys that's really fucking dumb what I was doing yeah but like that's a lot of comic books and that's but that's art to me relative you know that's like those are like pieces of art me when I may not agree I understand people don't think that way and I get that yeah but those are pieces for me gotcha games are just their digital which is still there are in their own way too so I I think I'm just being like oh it's a gotcha game is attached to anime it's dumb and it's gay but like in real in all fairness it is

kind of technically do the same thing. There's a big element of that though. Because there's people, other people have tried to get me to play other type of games like that and they just don't they don't look good. They're anime. They're stupid. I just like, the only

reason, the only reason Raid appeals to me at all, the gotcha mechanics are the thing that obviously pisses me off the most because it allows me to not play the game. I want to actually play, like there's, oh, they released a new mode, a hard version of a thing that existed before.

And because I'm not a whale or cracking or whatever, I can't beat it. And I'm nowhere near. And literally, I don't think I can ever beat it because it's one of those things where I see the content creators that people that make content for the game, they get like packs of shit on a weekly basis. So they're able to beat the stuff. And on top of that, some of those people spend thousands upon thousands of dollars a month.

And I'm like, bro, I just, do you guys have made this game impossible for? a casual person like me to compete at the higher levels, even though I know I'm a better player than a lot of these people. Because like I'm just, it's like chess, these turn-based type of games that, this one's a turn-based one. And I'm like,

I'm looking at some of these people do live arena, like they're doing live PVP. And I'm getting mad because I'm like, you're fucking retarded. Like I could, if I had your account, I would smoke every person that you fucking face. I don't have your resources and I don't have those champions.

But like, I see these people like, they can do well because they just have so much shit. So even without trying, that same thing happens in card games. In card games, same thing. I see people fucking go.

I have in the Digimon card game. I have witnessed people go to the world stage. They're top four in worlds and make blatant misplays. I've seen them do that. And I'm like, look, I'm talking shit. Like I can't even.

I ain't even there. So I'm talking shit talking so much shit. I'm not on that stage. I'll be real. All right. I understand that. But you can. can't be making mistakes like that at that high of a level.

It's like the episode with Draymond, where Draymond threw the ball. I thought we were up to LeBron that famous moment. Oh, you know, oh, Gerr Smith. Jerr Smith.

He got the fucking rebound. And then he dribbled it out instead of shooting it. And then LeBron's look at him like, what the, dude, that's crazy. Dude, I think I,

I'm surprised LeBron didn't put his hands on him. He, I'm like actively, he probably did. He probably, like, it probably went to the locker. And he probably,

He probably he probably tuned him up real quick because I would have I would have lost my mind on him. That's crazy. That shit was insane. I would have, I would have been like, oh, I have to beat you half to death. I'm sorry. You got to give me either the craziest dome or I'm going to beat the life out of you. One or the other. We can't have both.

I'm sorry. He survived because now we know how he survived. Exactly. Because, man, that's it. You got him good. that man whewf man that's a crazy one

that's like you're you have one job at that moment and it yeah one job at that moment and you failed you failed so so badly because like that shit is immortalized if he would have just like got the rebound

and did a put back and if he would have missed no big deal oh you try you attempted and you made a mistake yeah you tried like you tried it was that nigga he went out to the perimeter and then fucking pass the ball and then and then it was not enough time left and like that's crazy when energy dips your reviving routine deserves more than a quick fix reach for vital proteins collagen and protein shaking chocolate with 30 grams of protein and 10

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said $20 billion. 1. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. thought. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. All right. We got another one from Wimzick. He says, been getting into rap and metal recently. Any new recommendations

from the gayest boys I know of? That's, I'm the gayest. That's, that's, that's, that's, man, dude. Rap and or metal. We know, I did see somebody, I don't know. I saw a comment that's around there and knocked loose might be a little bit too intense for a lot of people. And the guy that screams, he has a very weird pitch. It's kind of like I feel like that's kind of more underground because it's hard to. If I were getting in the metal, I would not start with that. But the reason I'm bringing up is that they did a song recently with Denzel Curry. Oh, I know what you're talking about. Yes.

Okay, I know that exact song. Yeah. And you know, it's not bad. I was actually... I like Denzel Curry a lot. Zeltron's a cool dude. Yeah. Big fucking nerd really, really understands how talented he is, which is a very good thing.

I like that a lot. I liked that a lot of hip-hop artists of that genre. Like, I think the 20, the sound cut of rappers, look, the critiques about them make sense. I understand people who said about them. I get it. Sure. But at least a lot of them were. out here just genuinely creating stuff, you know?

Like they were like, it may not be, it may not be the best quality. It may not be the most refined skill stuff, but they were creating music, you know, like Uzi. Little Uzi is like the spearhead of that generation to me. Like when I think of like the sound like I think of Lou Uzi, he's the most influential one, I think to me at that group. And little Uzi is like bringing back like Baltimore bounce music again. Like people are like dancing and clubs like the music he's making, you know,

like bringing back like Philly shuffling and I'm like look you may not be a big fan of his music but you got to respect the fact that he's literally leading a form of music right now himself like he's doing that you mean I like it the most but that's a that's a thing you got to appreciate from someone who doesn't have the most skill as a musician but he knows how to make songs so that I respect but there's a lot of them that are dog shit and it bothers me because rapping used to be about your ability to be about your ability. So it does annoy me at the same time too But it's like Zel Denzel Curry

Who is a fucking demon that motherfucker can wrap his ass off all day long So the cows come home and then kill themselves and become beef Right Ability O'Reginality we used to be like a like no biting shit Like you don't want everybody like trying to sound the same Or try to take the same type of shit And now that doesn't really matter much anymore

In as far as like mainstream appeal Which I imagine a lot of older heads are upset about that, but again, it's, it's over. You know, there's nothing you can do about that. You can, it's, there's no point in being salty about it all the time. There's, it's, like, it doesn't do anything, you know, like that. It's, it's kind of like, at the end of the day, I always say this, like, when we even went in the last episode, we were talking about, like, say, the direction that gaming is

going in, we still have a lot of old shit that we can fall back on. There's, there's, there's, so much shit. always that is coming out or that it came out that things that you haven't discovered things that we haven't got a chance to explore so explore that instead of instead of being mad i learned that a long time in a comic fan when i when the first time i read a comic run that i was like oh i don't like this i was like well the one i had that i like it's still there you know like it didn't leave it didn't leave it's still present you know exactly so yeah i'm in the same with music that's find a if there's a there's a rapper.

I see there's a rarist. I can put this guy on to real quick that I got on my playlist and see if anybody. Okay. I will always be a firm advocate. I am the firm advocate of Earl Sweatshirt. That is my fucking guy. I think he is. I'll say this. People don't like it.

I'll say to the day I die. I think he is a better rapper than Kendra Kumar. I'm never going to get off that hill. I think Kendrick is definitely a better artist. He's made more influential music. but I think Earl's sweatshirt is probably the greatest rapper we've ever seen. But who do I have?

I have, there's an artist called Ethel or Etta. No, it's Ethel. E-T-H-E-L. She makes really, really, she's beautiful and beautiful. There is, well, familiar to, obviously a lot of Vince Staples. Vince is a classic, and J-I-D, another group are awesome.

Coast Contra, a group very similar to Bone Thugs and Harmony. not in the way they rap, but in the way they're a conglomerate of all very, very, very talented people. I think you're just looking to it. There's Mavi, another artist. I think he's an Atlanta-based artist, very, very, very talented.

Hatterfew Clubs are also sweatshirt. It makes great music. Who else? There's a classic Tame Impala. Of course, party of two. You should be called group therapy. They've been making a lot of really, really good moves in music lately.

You guys look into them as well. There's a lot. Holy shit. There's a ton of ours I can give you. But keep into those. Party of two. Mavie, another one. Ethel is another great singer.

She isn't a rapper, but she does sing over hip-hop beat sometimes and in Coast Contra. Another good group. And then obviously Vince and Jid are like classic artists by now, but looking to those guys. I'm going to put you on to just two artists, just two songs.

So for for metal, I would go periphery. They have a song called, and this is, anybody can enjoy this because there's like virtually no screaming in this one. But the song's called Marigold.

And Marigold is probably one of the best songs ever written in my opinion. As far as metal goes, it is just a fantastic, because it's so heavily inspired by classical, like just artistry on the guitar. The everything,

just the mixing, the production, everything about it. The singer is one of my favorite singers in the genre. He's fucking really underrated. Great fucking song. I think anybody can get into it. And then you can check out their whole catalog.

But Marigold is something that I love that song. And then a song that I just really fucking love. I heard it on, dude, like NBA at 2K 22 or 21 or something like that. But it's a I'm dope by Toby Noinguay. Oh, Toby Ngui is a fucking solid. He makes fun music for sure. I like him a lot. And that song I'm dope.

I'm like, damn, every time I hear it, it just puts me in like a really good mood. And he makes good music. Tobin Muey is a fucking talented guy. Yeah. Nigerian. But I was very talented guy. Yeah.

Right. Yeah. Like, he's scammed everyone, bro. Like, it's like, no, he's actually making good music.

He scammed everybody in the thinking he was a good artist. Fucking wild endeavors. And it works. Everybody's like, uh, all right. Yeah. All right.

You want to answer a real one? there's one uh there's somebody here um there's somebody here that um oh what the fuck did i did i did i skip around the knock loose track as he was talking about oh yeah yeah that was that was not lose shit's fucking good man i think rap and metal go really really well together i because i think they're they're the two well it can work it can work i think i think i think rap's natural partner and rock music is punk. I think they're the natural, like, they go together the best because of the fact their origins are relatively the same kind of thing. I agree with that. But it's, I think metal can work with rappers. The problem is that sometimes metal is a little too coarse to get a 16 and at times

I feel like, it's like, people are like really, really screaming. It's like, all right, you can't really, you can't. Some guy's fucking, some, some fucking four forfeit eight girls, bathing her heart out sounds like a demon and some guy comes in uh bars real hot uh yeah sorry i can't follow that she scared me i was actually frightened all it's you know what the issue i have a lot of times is the the art it's not it doesn't a lot of times um metal musicians will get pissed poor rappers and they're not they don't get to show off like man like uh it happens so often especially on features and stuff and i'm like this is fucking asses. ass. And there's a, there's a, I'm starting, this guy's starting to grow on me. So there's this,

there's this Indian band called Bloodywood. And the, the rapper used to piss me off to know in because he's just not good, but he's getting better because he's been doing it for years now. It's starting to become acceptable for me. But it's still, I'm like, damn, I wish a fucking person who was seasoned and hip hop would actually jump on these tracks. So like, there's a song called New Delhi. And like, if you look Indian person, all right? Get a good rap. Get the fuck out of here. He sounds, he doesn't even, you wouldn't even know if you heard him. You're a bad rapper and Indian, all right?

You're both of those things. Listen, if you heard him, if you didn't see them and you only saw, it heard the music, you would think he was American because he's rapping in like an American accent kind of, like the way he's doing his voice, but the main singer that's singing actually the melodies and everything, he sounds, you can't mistake him. He's doing his like native old culture style of like Indian. Indian music. It's actually really cool. It's really fucking cool. I think any music is actually really fucking awesome. I love Indian music actually. I, as much as I make little stupid side part shot to Indian people, I loved that culture growing up. I thought it was fantastic. I love the food. Indian food I think is so good. It's unbelievable. I fucking love it. I love the celebrations of New Delhi. I think it's what it's called. No, New Davali. New Davali is a celebration. They're like big holiday a year. They celebrate Lily's job is a lot of, you. Indian workers because obviously it's engineering and you know they give those those those visas back

when they were still willing to give them the people yeah they gave them to any people like fucking wildfire come over here and work and uh her job actually around Halloween times they celebrate new Navali pretty much at her job like she has a day of like pretty much just sitting down on the computer and it's like socializing all the Indian people that work with her and she fucking loves it she thinks their their culture is beautiful as well too when energy dips your reviving routine deserves more than quick fix reach for vital proteins, collagen, and protein shaking chocolate. With 30 grams of protein and 10 grams of collagen peptides,

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Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with?

Morgan and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. So I think I love, love that shit. So, hell yeah. Sorry for all my side comments, my Indian brothers and sisters, man. Yeah. I mean, I don't, my tomo, my tombo and telegu speakers. Yeah, I know about the language too. I was really out there. My good dot friends as well.

Listen, everybody, anyone who's Listen, I just, I just feel like this, none of this should even need to be stated, but it's like if anyone has ever been made fun of on this show, it's just in jest. It's just like the way that you roast the homies from time to time. No one has any real issues. I was only here because of the bigotry. Now that it's gone, I don't really feel like I should be here anymore. You guys are lame

by also you're both black send there probably is a couple of comments like that brother I don't think that's true man I don't I don't think there's always like a very small percentage of people that

they like you're surprised you're like how did you get here you know it's one of those things oh that's every time I post something on Twitter I'm like who are you how did you get here like what's good I hate I hate how often I realize that my

my perspective is just simply mine. And like, look, I understand I have some famously bad takes, right? I get it. I know who I am. I know what I am. I know what I was created as. I have some famously bad takes, but I think my takes have led me to think the way I do. And it's like, all right, cool. I can, I can view things the way I think. Because I'm, I'm a contrarian, bro. I know I am. I've been that way since I was little. Someone's like, yo, that's cool. And I'm like, is it really cool? Or are you all just saying it's cool? Everybody in this. room is gay but me and I realized that that's how it has to be stupid even when I was little so like a lot

times I watch shows and I'm like oh this show is very similar to this and someone's like actually it's like this and I'm like bro what did you just what did you just watch did you just watch something poorly or did you watch something poorly yeah and I think about that a lot and I'm like man maybe maybe I'm just stupid I'm just actually dumb and I can't absorb things correctly yeah yeah I wonder what Chris thinks. And put another pan over the fucking pan over the Chris picture and be like, I'm stupid, small and gay. This has nothing to do with Halo.

I don't care. Master Chief, Matt Chief isn't here. Oh, my God, sprinting. Sprinting. No, F-O-V sliders.

What am I going to do? Oh, my God. My glasses. My glasses. I have glasses now, too. I can't even make those. I know. It's crazy.

You finally joined the team, man. I hate it, man. Here, I'm going to read this. Hold on. I'm going to read this, this real one. Let's see if we can give this guy some real advice. It's from Jello. He says, legitimate question for Kingston, not Sweeney.

Kind of in the same situation you were in where I'm pulling less than 40 hours a week at my job that I fucking hate. I have a degree, but it's not doing shit for me. What do I do? Okay, he didn't. What do I do you person who? Great. Awesome. What is that?

Yeah, cut off? No, it's, I'm trying to figure. So on the fly, I'm trying to figure out what he actually meant because of the typo here. What do I do you person who would, I don't know, who would be a older brother figure. Oh my, it says bother figure. Okay, this guy, there's too many typos at the very end. I don't know this guy's drunk. I'm going to read it word for word.

What do I do you person who would be a older bother figure IRL? Oh, the brother figure I are out. If you don't have a real answer to this, you're gay. That's what it says. Damn, well, dig dong. That's the answer. No, I, dude, I think a lot of people are going through what you're going through. A lot of people I know have degrees and they're not even using them.

I have two that I don't even touch, you know. Greenly, there are social degrees. They're not bachelor's degrees. But even bachelor's degrees people are like, they don't have jobs. jobs. Yeah. So I think you're at doing 40 hours at a place you don't like. I think what you should do is, and it's unfortunate to tell you to have to do this, is save a little money to give yourself a bit of a cushion. And while they're doing that attempt to look for another job, I know it's hard to do. I know it's really hard to clock in your 40 hours, but also looking to find another job. That shit's not easy. I'm not going to tell you it's going to be easy time. But at a certain point when you get it, there's enough. Save up some money to quit your job. can support you a little bit while you're on your search because sometimes I do believe you just got to jump ship and leave. Like a lot of people, they get, they get fine with the stagnation that they exist in where they're in a situation that's not good, but not bad enough to

warrant them to jump and run. Yeah. Opposed to sometimes you got to just leave. One of my closest friends right now is a situation like that where he is very talented, but unfortunately a job he works that takes advantage of him in a monstrous way. And he, he's not, he's, he's, he's, he depends on the job to make the money if he needs to be able to pay his bills. But he simply just is being taken advantage of. And I, Derek knows him too. We watch him get taken advantage by his job. And it, it sucks. It sucks. And it's like, you, you, you just need to leave your job. Like, that job does not care about you. You are one of their lead people, but they still have you on a contract. Like that shit is ass

Yeah, But I think it's hard But it's hard to do when you're not making enough To be able to even put money aside Like I talk from a face of privilege right now, man I haven't I haven't had to struggle financially in years And that is a privilege that I have You know, I have a privilege of like

When I was working at Starbucks and my life was my The light in my eyes was going away That the podcast came around And it was able to give me the security They're like, hey, I'm just going to leave this job Because this job is making me literally one to not be alive. Right. So I would say if you can try to save up some money and then eventually while you're doing that, try to make moves to find another job. But if it gets too much,

save up, jump ship and try to keep yourself for a little while to find another job. I know that might not be the best answer. It's not a magical solution that people probably have not told you, but I think that's probably the best way to go about it. And you have, I wish you the best, man. I really keep us posted about how things go, right? Listen, I agree with everything you said, but also uh start only fans and so post your genitals and and then the other thing is make just get like um get a uh get a dog that has like a bunch of pre-packaged like loops in it and just make a dog shit beef and then put a beat and then just put like a bunch of meme sounds in it upload it to a distribute because dude motherfuckers are making bank by just putting out bullshit like beats and stuff it's crazy

When you go on to their channels and stuff, and look at them like, there's this guy, I can't even remember his name. It's something like Kirk of something, six, seven. I don't remember,

but he has that Epstein fuck inward song. And that shit is everywhere. It's like Epstein fuck. It's everywhere. That's on my Spotify playlist, actually. And I'm just like, talk.

This is, why am I even trying to make anything real right now? That's basically how I feel. Like, I was just like, oh, I'm actually making some songs that mean something to me. And like it's an outlet and stuff. And then I'm seeing these people just fuck around.

And I guess it's in this. You are playing a wrong game of basketball. I am. I mean, it's like the thing. I said late last year that I'm going to make full gay covers. I'm going to make the entire song. And then I'm going to upload them. And then so I can make bank.

And I haven't gone around to it yet because just my brain doesn't work that way. It doesn't like the monetary thing to just be like make the maximum amount of money is not necessarily what I'm interested in. I just want to like do what I want to do and that's stupid as an artist. Artists are stupid. And artists are not more often than not artists are not business people. They're not. And that's the thing. You need a team.

Like right now we've we've grown. I think we're nearing the maximum capacity of the podcast. We can grow organically ourselves. I think we're nearing as big as we can ourselves. At this point now, we need a manager with connections and stuff like that. That is what we need, that our next step for us to, like,

truly hit the next stage of growing as a podcast. You've been saying that shit for years, we're not doing bad. We're not doing bad. We're not doing bad. What happens is, what happens is we say that. Then something happens and we hit like a little,

a bump. And we're like, oh, look at that. We did look at that. Not doing shit got us this far. which happens every time. That's exactly what it's been because it has been trending upwards the entire time. Yeah. And it's not explosive growth, but it's growth.

It is gross. Nonetheless. And we're not people who are very monetarily like focused. So we're like, oh, dude, like, no, it's getting easier to pay my life. I'm not, I don't need, you know. So like we're chilling, you know, that's how our brains work. Yeah. But if we want to really truly grow into what,

the podcast could truly be where we are, we're headlining events and we're going on tour stuff like that. We need someone with connections. That's just how we are at the point right now. We just need that, you know? Yeah. And it sucks because of the fact. No, go ahead.

Oh, go ahead. See, me. No, I was just, I tried to, the connections thing is so important because I'll try to, if you try, I have a large following on Instagram. So I would hope that some people would answer my DMs because the more followers you have, your message will go higher. to the top of like a requested thing. And when I try to talk to these podcast network things,

I try to DM them. They never literally, I have never gotten, sponsors have gotten back to me about certain stuff. But then usually at some point it will drop off like liquid death. I was talking to them and all the like, oh, it was like, but then usually the conversation will drop off at a point. They'll at least, when these podcast networks, when I try to talk to them, I have never, I've sent emails.

And I'm like, what the fuck? You need connection. to get connected into the door. Yeah. You can't just be outside and talk to them. They won't talk to you. Knowing people, unless you're huge like terminal. Right.

You got to, you need connections. You know, you need people to talk to to be able to get you in a door where people are going to even hear you. Right. So that's where we sit right now where that's what I've been doing the last few days. I've been like, all right, let me try to figure out who I know that knows a person that might know a person to try to do this. And also a lot of podcasts that are independent as well too, which is crazy in the same,

in the same vein. There's podcasts I know that are huge that people are just not there's no one helping them. They're just doing it. And that's also in the fucking scene they got to that size. Sure. But I think because of the fortunately the subject matter and we talk about the people that are present on here, we are reaching our critical mass organically. Yeah. There's a few things that because like I compare my podcast or our podcast to the pretty much the only podcast that I was really listening to avidly was comtown because of the fall.

fucking retarded it is. It's just literally the homies talking shit and that was it. And seeing the organic growth of their podcast via their audience, their listeners, they took it. They did nothing. Now they did, now they did stand up and then after a while they started

getting big enough to where they started actually traveling. They'll go to Australia to go places and actually do live shows. But the biggest thing is there is an economy of just recycling their content. There are people. Do you remember porcipus? Remember the homie pocterpupus would animate stuff? So it was a guy named Saul that does that for Comtown Clips to this day. And they still, he still

gets a ton of views just clipping old content. And then there's people, new channels popping up every day. And the one thing that I was like, I've heard some of our content that would be. It's just there hasn't been any type of We don't have that crazy audience That wants to do that and take on a life Like there's been maybe like two people that have tried to Take on our content and maybe try to make an economy out of it And I think that's where we're we need to

We need a editor that's a clip maker We need someone to do that that can do both of those things We need management we need more things you know Yeah And you gotta spend money to make money But I'm sure the money we spend we're going to make back and droves. We just need to do it. We just need to do it. So we're just being lazy. We're just being stupid lazy niggas, man. It's just, it is stupid lazy niggas is probably the name of this episode.

Actually, Chris actually gave us that name. Chris actually said that directly. It was like Chris that said that. And I was like, dang, Chris. Look, man, I know you're Puerto Rican. I know you probably have a black grandparent somewhere. But like, I don't know about saying that. He was like, nah, man, I believe it. And I was like, all right. Wholeheartedly full chest, tent toes down. My, my bad. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry, my 5'4-4-King, my apologies. When energy dips, your reviving routine deserves more than a quick fix. Reach for vital proteins, collagen, and protein shaking chocolate. With 30 grams of protein and 10 grams of collagen peptides, it helps support healthy hair, skin, nails, and joints, and a smooth, ready-to-drink shake.

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and bad. and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an

accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Next question Okay, next one is Is persona for gay, Sweene? Who's the person?

That's the name. Oh. Is persona for gay? That's their name? Yeah, there's some hint to homosexuality there for sure. For sure. It's there. But he said, hey, Blackerton,

this is my first time writing as in a Patreon supporter, which is called, I was here before the clip blew up. Oh, okay. I appreciate you. Oh, hey. Last of you guys talked about how there isn't any, anything for kids to watch these days, like Batman animated series, Justice League.

And, well, I have always wanted to say that way, which I just wanted to say that you, 30-year-old black men forgot about the movies, K-pop Demon's Hunter, which is big for kids. It also doesn't help the monoculture is essentially dead. That's very true. Enjoy the statement. I'm gonna go to some fat black fat black fat black Chris

Oh nice Yeah that's a good one Um K-pot demon hunters Is that a movie or is it a series? It's a movie It's a movie I feel like that's not like

Okay I think there's always going to be movies That are going to hit But um I don't think I don't think a series I don't think The value

That the things that those Not to discredit at K-pop DeM Hunter. I have my own problems with K-pop that are very deep-seated and I don't want to get into that conversation because I know the K-pop stands are going to go crazy on me. Sure. But I've been very vocal about why I don't like K-pop. And it doesn't lead to healthy conversations between people that are fans of it because it's like a long diatriate. But I think those things are fine. I think there's stuff for people to watch. But I don't think the substance of the things that kids are watching are quite the same as what they were.

when we were younger. That's just it. I think there's obviously going to be things we better watch always. Duh, you know, like there's, there's, there's,

there's, there's, there's, there's, like that, I think the kids shows have, those kids, I think there's enough kid shows.

I, I'm not personally aware of them, but the kids are still glued to their screens and they love, like, it doesn't matter whether it was blue's clues, then the next generation was Dora. And then the next coming up was like, bluey,

you know, I'm just like, as icons, I don't think that's ever going to stop. Yeah, like my next. Matthew, he's, he's one right now. He watches Popol yo, like the little, it's a little Spanish baby with a duck that's a friend and an elephant. And he like dances all the time. And it's like there, there's always going to be stuff for them to watch. Yeah. I don't think that's true. But I think the problem is that shows like Batman the animated series and Justice League had moments that were like, oh, this is going to teach a young person about how the world not works, but like how you should act in the world in a way that they don't. really have now.

You know, there's lessons. Powerful. There's like lessons in it, dude. Big, big lessons. There's like a whole fucking conversation about interracial relationships and that's the animated series. Yes. That's crazy.

That's like, what the fuck? Like, people don't think about stuff like that. There's, there's a moment where, um, where Hot Girl is in on Owa and all those fucking Langers are talking shit about John. And Hot Girl walks up to them and says, I'm not going to let you talk down someone I know is a better man in all of you. And then there was. They started fighting her and she threw her fucking mace into the sky and beat the asses, bro.

She stood on business about like someone that she cared for, you know? Yeah. And like I, that kind of stuff isn't really not that it isn't, it doesn't exist. But it isn't, it isn't what media is, you know, like stuff about like like, like, even things as stupid as like Dragon Ball, right? Like people talk shit about Dragon Balls the other time. But Gohan's arc in the South saga is an important arc. it's someone that chooses to be a gentle person that doesn't like fighting,

but he understands like if I don't stand up for the things I love, they can be destroyed. I have to choose to stand up for things I care about, you know? And if they walk back as character of which they did, that's one thing, but that's him realizing that, you know, like these people are out here destroying things that I care about.

And if I don't choose to stand up against these things, but you're going to keep being destroyed. At a certain point, I have to do something about it. I can't rely on other people to do it. Like that's, I don't think that kind of is out anymore. Is it only, and is this, is this just a Western cartoon problem? Because, you know, like there's a lot of, listen, there's the amount of animas that are being shut out and there's people that are swearing by them that, that are saying that these are

phenomenal. I haven't personally checked them out. I'm just not hearing anything from like Western cartoons or I'm not hearing anything. Like I'm not hearing like and that's I guess the real thing that that I guess we're looking for because this guy makes he talks about K-pop demon hunters. I don't even know who made that. I'm assuming it's some Asian thing. I'm assuming. Definitely Korean.

Okay. Okay. So it is just a product of Korea. Okay. But like I guess that's the thing that's the difference because I wonder. In that movie too. I make fun of that. I make fun of K.

A lot. I do think that movie is a good movie. Especially for young ones. Okay. Understanding like embracing who you are. And you're fine. who you are no matter where you come from. I think that is fine.

I appreciate that for what it is. But that's not Avatar Glass Airbender. You know, like, no disrespect. And that's the thing. Or I'm like, okay, so we're like, that's not X-Men. You know, that's not the X-Men animated series. Like what?

I just feel like there's a mental block like, for me, since I don't search for anything like that. No, I get it. And there's a lot of animas that have a lot of like really important lessons. I imagine they have to. The problem is that anime fans suck dick so much. They do sucks. So you can't even.

So you wouldn't. You would miss the forest for the leaves, the trees, you know. It'd be like, oh, this is a really important story about these things. And it's like, yeah, but like this guy is power scaling instead of like being like, no, not the like lesson that these characters are teaching you. So it's a mixed bag. We're also old and we're not watching modern young media, what you said last time. We're not that kind of group. I watch anime.

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I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number.

Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. And JJK is a good show with a lot of really good lessons in it. Well, it's a jit-jit-choo-Kylan or Kyran. Oh, how do you say it? Jiu-Jitsu Kaisen. Kaysen, yeah. When I first heard it, I literally thought.

The guy has a Yamaka on with a fucking Israel patch on his chest. And he's like, that's not what I was thinking at first. He's like, I thought they, the first time I heard it. He spent 16 cents on that. You know you got fucking 80s. You got 84 in your hand.

Give me that. What the fuck is that show about? What is that show? It's really just Naruto and it's a framework. So it's a show about there. Everybody's in Japan. There's these things called. curse spirits. Negative emotions manifest as strong enough they become these things literal

embodiments of what called are curse spirits. And there's this society called Jiu-Jitsu. There are people that actively in Japan that go around destroying these curse spirits. And that's the most basic information about it. I see. There's various characters. I think JJK is a great show. I think they had a show episode recently that is one of the best deconstructions of like conservative mentality. not so much in conservative when it comes to the American political system, but like genuine conservative mentality where it comes to like the idea

of patriarchy and how you have to deal with it. Maybe not in a literal sense of the character what she did, but how it has to be destroyed. You can't work your way through a patriarchal society and try to figure it out. No, you have to actively destroy it. And I think it's very, very well done. It has a lot of really important moments.

but unfortunately again anime world has turned into a very unique place where everything is about why you like the character so much opposed to why the moments are important so it's it gets marred by dogship but JJ's really good

great great show everybody should look into it I think you'd really like it I mean I guess if you're probably if you're in anime I'm sure it's a great show because I've heard I've heard good things when I was living in Vegas I lived with a bunch of anime dorks like the main guy

the main guy is he he only dated Asians his problematic but okay his son is half Asian and he would they were all they would do is watch anime and stuff like that they're cool black man no no no no he is uh this guy was a

this guy was a I think of of a what we call French descent like his his region his origins his family and then he's just a big white guy and great people I actually I miss those guys I actually I was thinking about it was like damn i haven't talked to them since i left and it feels weird because i live with them

for like two years or something and uh it's it's very strange like i hate i hate to think about this it feels like ingenuine to like lily but i actually do sometimes miss living with my friends like like notice respect i do like i do love living here with my partner but like living with my friends is fun dude like having like having like a bunch people to hang out with all the time is fun yeah do miss it some of the nicest fucking people i've ever met um and And I, yeah, I actually, I was, I was just talking to Jojo the other day about our situation in how our rent being pissed, nothing being absolutely bare, virtually nothing compared to now. Like this apartment is, this is, to this area, this is technically a good deal. So for a two bedroom, we were playing two and four hundred.

And that's a good deal. Because in most of the surrounding areas, if you're going to get a two bedroom, it's going to be 2,800. And that's the average. And so this was like a good deal for some reason. I was like, does someone die in here or something? Or is it because of the asbestos ceilings kind of like falling apart a little bit? I was like,

as we'd have to deal with a little bit of cancer. Is that what it is? It's a wee bit. It's a little bit. It's a great apartment. Actually, I really like it. The area is pretty cool except for I'm on a main street.

And so every once in a while, we live by a lot of stuff and there's a lot of interesting people passing by that you probably you're like, hey, could you just like go away? You know, people that, people kind of hanging out by our parking structure that, you know, that clearly are on some shit. And you're like, hey, man. Just set traps. Just go across the street. There's a whole plaza of like grocery stores and gas stations.

Like, we'll go hang out over there. Like, what are you doing? But they want to be in the nicer area. So they're kind of hanging out over here. I'm like, get the fuck out of here. But anyway, I want to read a couple. These aren't really answerable things. but I just wanted to read them because, you know, I think you would maybe appreciate them.

John Ron Tofer says, hey, Kingston, my forensic anthropology professor is Dominican and Nicaraguan. Should I kill her in the name of Puerto Rico or just keep learning? Why? I don't. Pass? Pass? What? What?

Don't kill them. that's a good that's a safe answer that's a good one and i got i got a lee harvey lion versus the risler epic rap battle says i married a black woman and she still won't let me say it what was the point damn real shit i love that what was the point imagine imagine to me that reminds me of like the uh they get away like say if you were going to school um and getting like a degree, sorry, to be a teacher just to become like a pedophile or whatever, like, but you put in all this work and like say, and say maybe you were unsuccessful, like, you weren't able to like convince any of the, the kids to get with you or whatever.

You went through all those years of school just for like, for nothing, brother. You put in all this work and you couldn't even say, you're fucking stupid. It's like, you married a black woman to think that you can get the pass. And she was like, no, that's not cool. And you're like, fuck. I love that. You like, you're playing the slogan, like. This long, dumb fucking pointless game.

And then you just, you just lose. Like, you played the long game and you just, you're like, I got it. This is, this has to work. Right? This has to work, right? Like, this has to be. And it doesn't. The proper move.

And it doesn't work. It doesn't. And in fact, you're like, oh, my God. Then you're like, do I leave her? You think she'll think I'm leaving her because I didn't, I didn't, I couldn't say the N word. How'd that look on me? Do I want to be that guy? I guess I'll stay.

I don't really love her that much, but I'll stay. Hopefully one day she'll give it to me. Yeah, me one day. Just keep working. Hopefully the heat of the moment in the middle of us, you know, tussling one day. She's just like, yeah, you could say it. Yeah, it's a wonderful of thunder. thunder it out real quick.

You say it like a thume, like a fucking dragon-born thume. You just fucking and then just kill her. Honestly, I really, I, Lily has never said that hard hard ar and I've tried

to make her say it. And I, I understand why she doesn't say that word. I get it. But it would be funny. Yeah. She's just being better safe than sorry, which is a little frustrating,

but understandable. Jojo's in the same position which goes double for her you know Yeah Goes double for her where it's like man You can't have that shit And you know I don't

I wouldn't do anything with it You know I wouldn't film her or nothing But it's it's just You know I get it I think once that bag is open It creates an uncomfortable

Like air in the house Yeah Yeah Like I think we're thinking We're joking about it Then it said And we're like Oh I didn't like that

The person that like I love Just said that word I really that really really makes me feel uncomfortable you know? Yeah.

So I'm gonna, I'll, I'll respect it. I'll respect for that. Oh, yeah, we got one from, oh,

this is a long one. Okay. I got a long one next too. It's a rule after you. This one is from Oba. I left the comment on the most recent episode in regards to the Bafta Tourette situation, but I thought I'd expand on it here just a bit.

John has a very specific kind of Tourette's that is a 10 to 50% chance of people with it to have, with it have. I also have this, except I really only whisper or talk my, talk my insults while my physical ticks hitting myself, table spitting makes up the majority of my major, major ticks. Guys, please understand that no word was very, no, the, no, the N word was very likely not in John's mind. In fact, with Tourette's, it's usually the opposite. It's saying the thing you want to say the least. Well, and an example, oh, didn't we say that?

Let's get, let's get through it. Let's get through it. Let's get through it. Yeah, go, okay. Of course. An example, when I was eight, one of my first cussing tics was calling my mom a bitch in the cunt. I was eight.

I did, that didn't mean what, what, draw. This doesn't mean and doesn't mean I believe my mom is either of those things. I had the N-word tick as a way I had the N-R-R-as-A-Tick. This isn't a word I regularly use ever or at all. You can hear the word once and then suddenly that is a new word tick. Tourette's is strange. And this whole situation has made me understand that Americans are uniquely uneducated about it. Also, to add just how involuntary Tourette's is, we all have ticks in our sleep.

We don't, we don't stop. It's constant. Oh, man. people get to walk away from us, what do you call it, walk away from us, but we live with this 24-7. I did some more research into the situation of what he has. I think he has called, I think he has a particular former Tourette's. I can't remember the exact name, but I looked into us and what this person is saying is exactly true. I entirely reviewed what the situation was. The man that said what he said did not have any control of it and it is not something that was present in his

vocabulary. I think there is a real truth to what happens is when you're called the NRA is a black person, right? When you're shouted that word at you, that word is violent. You know, when it's used in a place where you are not comfortable and me and Derek might not be the best people to talk about this truthfully because of the fact that that word has become comedic to us because we've lived in a era where that word hasn't been used for the same kind of violence as people of the older generation. But that is a word of violence. So what happens is that when that word is used towards you, you are put on guard and you are made to aggress because that word has been used to treat us to dehumanize us. But in the same time,

a degree of grace needs to be given to this person who is disabled. They're a disabled man. Them saying that that did not come from a place of hate. And they did not intend to hurt anybody with that word. Something came into their brain. That word came out and they shouted it twice. The problem comes from the people that are one being ableist and racist in a lot of these comments sections. And most of all, the BAFTAs themselves.

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These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney

and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north,

probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. The fact that they aired that shit is crazy. Yeah, I would say, look, I would say from, from your perspective, that was the only thing that I gathered that you were more annoyed by the reaction and say Batha, BFTA itself. I think because the person that was just commenting right now, I am more than positive. And this is one of the things that sometimes sounds like to me, I'm like, I'm not sure if you finish the segment. Maybe it upset you too much, which is totally fair. But we 100% covered that we all came to a consensus thinking that I'm sure. he was probably thinking, especially because of his Tourette's like, please don't say, like the worst thing you can think of, please don't say that.

That's not a part of this person's vocabulary. He was not meaning to do it anyway, shape, or form. Just like you said that you would call your mom a bitch or cunt when you know she's not that. In the same way, just in that subconscious area, the worst thing that you can call this person unfortunately came out. And that's what we're like, it was probably that. And so, you know, and the thing is, I'm just saying if you heard that part of the podcast,

I don't think you would type that part that you typed. And that's one thing I'm just saying. I don't remember the episode. I don't remember the episode. I could have come from a place of ignorance to a degree when it came to that. Of course. And I want to be very honest with I'm sorry. I never want to,

I never want to be a person that when a serious conversation comes up, I'm someone that's tearing down another person who was marginalized. So I am sorry. If I, if I said anything that was incorrect or insensitive to you, look, looking into that shit, it made me, it made me really understand how, like, seeing people's comments, it just made me really understand how fucked people are towards people that are ablest. I don't consider myself an ablest person at all, but at the same time, there are moments where

I just don't understand things. Like, it's constant, you know, where people, we don't understand everybody's journey, especially when it comes to people having Tourette's. That shit looks like a constant daily challenge to just get through existing and conversation, you know? Yeah. And I, I feel for you. So I'm, I'm saying I'm very, very sorry if I or anyone else in our podcast, anything that was insensitive in that moment when we were trying to bring light the situation, because a lot of people don't know what the fuck they're talking about with the situation. And I don't want us to be some people that are also perpetuating that because I

know how people are in this fucking on the internet. Yeah. Instead of like looking into it deeper, they're just going to be like, oh, no, well, I saw Moist Critical say this about Tourette, so I was going to agree with that. No shade the moist. But, you know, people don't do their own research on their own. Yeah, the one thing I like, because to be very clear, it's like say if we were talking about like autism or something, we're talking about people who are neurodivergent. It's like the one thing that you can just say is like it's a spectrum. Of course I don't understand the entire spectrum of it. I can only get the, uh, the, uh, dotes from, say, people that I know who are on the spectrum and they can tell me their experience. And the same thing when it goes Tourette's is the same thing. And specifically, when we were

talking about that, I was like, bro, I'm sure it's on a spectrum. So if people are saying, I don't think it works this way. I'm like, I, that ain't coming from me. I ain't saying that. Because I 100% don't know. I'm like, I'm sure you can, if you go back and listen to it, you can hear me say that at one point saying like, I'm sure it's on a spectrum because of fucking course it is. So at no point was I personally, personally, I'm just speaking for myself, at no point was I personally like, oh, I can't believe that guy did that. I can't believe it. I don't know.

I think this person is more or less just saying this saying it here to hopefully we read it out to get more people a better perspective on the thing. Oh, sure. I just, which I think is the best way to do it. It's the thing. When people are trying to educate or say something like that, but there's parts, there are parts in this thing that was being written where it's like, I am all ears to, you know, say your piece and everything like it, but there's some things right

here that were kind of digs. And I'm like, hold on a second. I like, if you want to go that route, let me also defend myself because it's just like, I'm like, bro, like, first of all, like I said, I don't know if you've made it through the entire segment. You may not have because maybe you're really fucking annoyed. And I think that's completely fine. I have turned shit off that things have supremely annoyed me.

I'm trying to watch this guy named Aram Brown who makes fun of Joe Rogan all the time. And Joe Rogan's fucking clips are so fucking retardant upsetting that I couldn't even finish arm brown's video you know what i'm saying like i like i'm saying like he's making fun of joe rogan and i'm sorry like joe rogan shit was too fucking stupid for me to listen to so if you got to that point i completely understand that but i'm just saying oh no then we there was a couple of things that um i i from my perspective you know i imagined retarded comedy podcasts there was probably moments of insensitivity for sure but like say if you want to talk to us on a human level and be like well what do you truly think about this. I'm like, bro. Like, I think, I think that was an unfortunate moment.

And I don't, I can't ever begin to understand Tourette's because I don't have it. And then there's a huge spectrum of it. And I'm sure that was a genuine moment. And not some, some people are like, there's no way there's, because there's people probably like, there's no way that was a, um, not on accident. I'm like, I don't think you can say that shit. And that's why I think on the pocket we said, I'm sure it was one of those moments. We don't know where it was like the worst thing that could come up and he was like happens. You. gave your example of your mom. And I think that like that was mentioned in the episode.

So I'm just saying that like I, I personally, I was completely empathetic in that situation. I didn't, I was like, that's, it's funny in a dark humorous way because of how fucked up it was. You know,

that should is always, look, man, I under, look, I, my, my heart,

I exist. Inside me, there are two wolves, you know, there's, there's, there's the wolf that is like, look,

terrible things are funny sometimes, man. Sorry, especially when it's comedic like that. It's the way you have to deal with it. There's also there's a, ah, man, this is unfortunate and people, people need to air with a bit of grace. And I think that is the conundrum of being a, um, a progressive person who grew up in 2000s on the internet where I exist as both creatures where I'm like, yo, dude, someone shouting the N word, that shit's pretty fucking funny.

But at the same time, especially their reaction. And the reaction of what you call it, Delroy and Michael B. Jordan was definitely hard to see because they were like. They're like, oh, shit. But hey, but they fucking, they power through. Professional. Professional, you know, professionals, they went through it. I don't know if I would have, because obviously they can't, you know, you know, you know, they can't negify their pants start sagging. They get the wife beaters in a fucking, a fucking, a fucking, a fucking Draco appears in their hand.

You know, who the fuck said that? They'd be like, oh, great heavens. And they'd fucking summon the Kingsguard. No, that's, I think, I think, yeah, like, I really think, you know, and I could rewatch it again. But from what I gathered from your perspective, even when we talked about it off camera before we started doing the show, it was like, you seem you were most bothered by the reaction of people. Not the event itself. It was like, damn, this, that was a shady reaction. and also like, oh, you said that it wasn't live.

Like, oh, you feel like this probably could have been bleeped out and cut out of the scene. That's the two million percent. That is the biggest problem is that why was this still put in there? Like, who was this for? Who is this for to make this man feel like a piece of trash by saying the most offensive we're in English dengish or the two black men that had to be aimed at him, like at them? Like, what the, like what is that? Who was that?

I don't know if I. And then they literally also blurted out free Palestine too, which is also insane. Oh, right. It's like what is going? It shows you priorities, sure. And I don't remember if I actually said in the episode, but one thing that I was trying to say is the only thing I can think of is why they would leave that in is because the dude, they were trying to show the reality of what it's like living with Tourette's, like a person that has that version of Tourette's. It's like if we censor this, it is really just. kind of like is that not able us to do? I is that not able to censor it and that's the only thing I can think of. And what is worse? Not censoring that? I totally understand or or I'm not I'm not condoning. I'm just saying. No, no, I'm not understanding.

I'm trying to understand it. I'm not arguing. I'm not arguing against your point. I'm not arguing against what you said. I'm trying to do the counterpoint. No. And I don't disagree though. Like I don't disagree what what's worse.

I'm saying what were they thinking. thinking maybe this. And then so you're coming with... I think they didn't care. I think they didn't care. And I think ultimately didn't care. That is a safer explanation. The people that would, the people that would fund them would have a more bigger problem with them saying free Palestine and the N word being put on their thing. I think that's likely what happened. Listen, yes, Occum's razor would suggest that they couldn't care. Lise it. Yes. Because the parent is not the first time something outwardly that racist has happened involving the BBC. Sure. Sure.

So yeah, I was being charitable by giving that type of. No, no, I agree. I agree. But yeah, the reality, it was just, whatever. That's funny, Mike. You see what happened there? That's fucking, no, no, never mind. I was going to do something.

I had to control myself. They set him up, bro. They set him up, maybe. They maybe set him. They're like, oh, we've heard this dude. We've heard this dude, like, usually his Tourette's makes him go to, like, the worst bag, like, possible. Like, like the gentleman, the person that I wrote in.

put two niggas there has the same yeah dude can you imagine they probably stressed the poor men out first too they probably stressed him out the whole time purposely doing minding this is also disrespectful to an arm right sorry for saying there's a bunch of microaggressions a bunch of microaggressions towards him

bothering him the whole time and is like he's primed he's prived up there send the blacks up that's I mean dude that's so because I if my empathy lies with that guy a lot more because for the reason, when you think about, say, Michael B. George, when you think about those actors, there is no way they have not been bombarded with this

type of language throughout their lives. Absolutely. In the comments, everything they do, especially with a movie attached, a movie that is so unabashedly black as sinners. Yeah. Every common section on those right wing, in that right wing space is probably full of slurs and all those things. So they have the, they had to stone themselves. to those words to a degree. Absolutely. You have to. And so like say, if I was up on that stage, what I'd be telling

people is like, hey, I'll be fine. Don't worry about me. Like I would tell people like, yeah, like regardless of what you think, the situation he was fucked up, maybe like, even if it did bother me, I would be like, guys, I'm okay. Like, I want to let you know. I'm okay. I understand it was that was, this was not purposeful. This guy is not doing this out of malice. Like, it's all right. This was not his intention, you know? You can still feel, you can still feel wounded by something, but understanding is not so much intention. I mean, it's kind of in the way that, both things, all those things are allowed, you know, like there, there isn't, there isn't, right or wrong way to feel in situations that are genuinely mistakes. Yeah. Have you ever been

bothered by something like, this is what happens to me? Like, words a lot of times don't genuinely hurt me, but it's, it's the fact that you're trying to hurt me is what bothers me. It's intention is the worst part. Not the, not the phrase. Like you can say, you can call me the hard, or technically calling me the hard or won't bother me. It's, if you're somebody who's, Say, for example, you're close to me. When energy dips, your reviving routine deserves more than a quick fix. Reach for vital proteins, collagen, and protein shaking chocolate. With 30 grams of protein and 10 grams of collagen peptides,

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

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Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. and you try to call me the heart out. It's the fact that you're trying to hurt me is what bottom. I'm like, wow, like you're trying to get to me. You didn't, but technically you did because you're actually trying to get to me.

You thought that that would be it. It's the action, you know, it's the action. Like if I'm having a conversation with someone, right? And we're a heated conversation. They call me the N or in a conversation. Yeah. That might be one of the few times I'll react aggressively towards somebody. Yeah.

Because you are mad and you called me something hateful because you're mad. Yeah. Right. But he's even like you. A word that you know. No, where do you know that's hurtful towards me? Like if you said that to me, like you, you are black man, you say the hard art to me in a way that like, listen, it doesn't really have an effect on me, but you're trying to

actually, like, this guy's actually trying to like hurt me. And then that in turn hurts me that I'm like, this person that I respect, this person that I care about is trying to wound me and like emotionally. And that's the thing that bothers me. I'm like, dog, like, is it really that bad? Or we really at odds that badly right? now they really is it that serious you're turning me to a not person is it that crazy which i which i understand you know like look oba i'm very sorry if we had anything we could have said that could

have been offensive to you my apologies people in the uh listen to the podcast please take some time to go educate yourself on Tourette syndrome and this particular brand of it i'm trying to remember what it was i think it's not is a copolela a coppel i don't they can figure it out themselves they can figured it out something like that. They can figure it up. But please look into that version of it. It's a less common version of threat syndrome, but it exists. And we should do a better job informing ourselves about how to help our,

our disabled brothers to just live a more peaceful life on this planet. I agree. I just want to say, I think that is very true, but outside of this podcast. What I mean by that is. Oh, yeah. No, absolutely. We're not the information brokers. Not even close.

We are jackasses. We have a, we have a minute amount of information in life in general. There was somebody that was just pissed off that we would like, we're too lazy to like Google all this shit that like a lot of times we'll say shit that is just wrong or we're not 100% sure about something and we could look it up. But it's like again, like Chris said, we're kind of mirroring like if we were all just hanging out at somebody's house. We're just talking shit. We're not trying to like, let me pull this up really quick.

Well, actually, you know, like we're not really trying to do that. Dude, I don't Google while one of my testicles in flames and deflates fucking every other day. It's fucking insane, dude. Every other day. One of my balls is bigger than my fist eight four times a week. You know, like it's fucking crazy. All right.

Well, yeah, just definitely don't, yeah, keep not doing anything about that. Exactly. It hurts. Pain straight all to my body. All right. I got one here from God's favorite fimboy. And this is an interesting one right here.

This one's a little deep. It says, might be an existential question, but do you guys ever think about the influence you have on people? because y'all were one of my only forms of entertainment when I was in rehab other than TV. We all agreed on, in parentheses, yes, rehab, let us listen to a podcast. It was weird. We all agreed on, oh, I don't think you used it correctly because it doesn't continue. We all agreed on and the laughs, that's not how that works. It's okay, it's okay, buddy.

And the laughs y'all gave me, helped me get clean, and now I'm 18 months meth-free, and I genuinely think you guys help me. That's awesome. I don't think if this, I don't know if this is too existential, but do you guys ever think about how your bullshit might deeply affect people? Like how this podcast,

if this podcast goes to shit, I'll get back on meth. Don't say that. I know that's a joke, but hey, just don't say that. Can you imagine? Hey, guys, we're disbanding.

It's over and he's like, that nothing matters anymore. And he just, he injects all the meth in the world. Like he just, he, swallows like the crystals he gets he does everything

Dr. Manhattan Dr. Methadden. Dr. That's fucking awesome. He's just floating tired though. Really tired flowing turns around. He's blue. That's awesome.

I've never heard that before in that. I'm really tired of being tired. I'm tired of teleports. He teleports to fucking Mars, but he's like asleep. He's still fucked up. He doesn't do anything. He doesn't do anything.

He's slumped. He doesn't erect this city. He just lies there. That's great. That's great. That's great. These moments remind me of how many people are actually viewing our podcast. We don't think about it too often because of the fact that there's obviously a disconnect.

Yeah. Sorry. But there's a disconnect being a content creator. You know, there's always like, oh, well, you know, people are, people are, people are absorbing what we're saying, but like, you know, it's through a screen. So we don't really, we don't do live shows where we don't do live stuff. So we don't really see or connect with the people that are like really out there doing stuff. And that is often why like I try, I try to not lead with ignorance a lot of times when it comes to what I say in the podcast.

I make an effort. No, I make an effort. No, I'm trying. If I wasn't trying, it'd be way worse. It'll be way worse. I'm trying to not leave with ignorance. Listen, my only thing about that is it's one of the reasons I've wanted to talk about politics a little bit less. Even though I've had some people say that they appreciate it.

I've had people come out. I've seen some people say that they appreciate it because in a world when people, when things are going insane, a lot of people do want to have a little bit of like, you know, validation or like some type of cathartic outlet or something where you're like, Like, okay, it's not just me. It's, yeah, this is fucked up. I can't believe people. Whatever, X, Y, Z. So, but however, I know overall people do just want to escape and listen to comedy. So I think about this, I'm like, okay, maybe even when we are talking about something on the serious level, let's start making jokes about it as soon as possible because really at the end of the day, I would rather have people feel better than just feel the dread that I'm feeling right now, for example.

Absolutely. Yeah. And I do like, dude, you know something that actually made me feel better because for those people that are new, this podcast has been mostly, we started off in person for a few months in 2020. And then the pandemic happened. And then so four years, we did the show remote, just doing it the way that we're doing it now. And so then in, so 2024, we started doing it in person and Chris's studio. And the one thing that kind of bothered me is like, oh, man. man, if we go back to remote permanently at some point, like maybe a lot of people are going to be

bothered. But I've mentioned that before about like moving or leaving to Europe or whatever the fuck. And I've had some people actually write me and say, hey, if you move, like, we'll still support you. I'm not dropping off Patreon or whatever. Some people just let me know that like they understand because in their situation, they would do the same thing too. And those things will let me know that like, oh shit, there's some people that really value this podcast. And that I don't like thinking about that often because it's extra responsibility. It's kind of like, oh, the more influence you have, you know, it's like what Ben says, but in a different way.

Yeah. Uncle Ben. And so in that way, I have heard maybe I would say less than 10 times, but like this, like this person's saying of them having people die. Something happened. They're like, dude, your guys' podcast really got me through those times. and shit like that. And I'm like, fuck. That's, uh, that's awesome, but it's also, it's heavy, you know? And, uh, it makes me, it makes me want to do like a half a percent better. You know what I'm saying? It doesn't make me want to be like, oh, we got to put on

the best show possible because I'm like, also, that's not what the show is. Yeah, that's, that's dumb and stupid. It's just like, okay, let's let, let me, um, I appreciate it. And, and congrats to me eight, almost 18 months meth free. That's fucking awesome. No, dude, you've done, you've done good work, man, don't let yourself forget that you've worked hard to get to the point you're at. And I commend you, man. I commend you, man. Dude, I've tried to go fucking six hours without being in my dick and I can't even do that, man. You're going that long without fucking not using meth is impressive in its own right. You know, shout out to you, man.

Shout out. Was the meth good at least, though? Jesus Christ. I imagine. Imagine great. It must be good. Tony the tiger grew. That's great.

That's crazy. Matt out to you the tiger laying down next to you while you're struggling out and he's like, yeah, I'm tired too. I'm just lying there together. But yeah, okay, let's see. You'll probably get one more question in and then we're going to probably read the names. I like that. We got one.

This is one I saw from the beginning. And it's someone this new Xbox CEO, please peg me wrote in. Nice. Great. Is she even attractive? Or is you just like power. I'm a power guy. I haven't seen.

It's a lady. I haven't seen. I haven't seen her. I've only heard her name. They asked me, look up Cayenne Piano. So earlier in a podcast, I saw this. And I was like, oh, let me look this up. Derek, why don't you click the link I put in the, uh.

Yeah, I've been waiting for this. Let's see what this is all about. Like that. Click that fantastic link. You said cayenne piano. Yeah. All right, let me, uh, what the fuck? All right, here we go.

Oh, it's a YouTube. Oh. All right. So everyone at home, Kylon, Kylan. Kylan piano is, uh, an artist, I'm assuming that, uh, that does covers of, I actually know this name. Wow.

G. R.G. Lewis. I've heard that before and somewhere when I was looking up something relatively stupid. But there is... Sid, read the title. Read the title of that fucking video. The name of the song is Never Trust a nigger with a gun. That is the name of this song.

1886. Can't front... 1886, Ryan Jones. By C.S. Livington and J.G. Lewis. So, you know. It's good. It kind of slaps, though. Kind of slaps, though.

Not going to lie, man. Oh, man. I hate how jovial the music of that time was. Yeah. Because it was so hateful. Right. But it's like such like, do do do do do do do. fucking the fucking lolly the ice cream man theme song and it's like but it's so much hate in these

lyrics it's crazy it makes me sick dude the the the fucking so so i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna rattle off some of these names mammy's little alligator bait 1899 by sydney perin and hittney it's like duos all the fucking time think these people need there's always there's always collapse but what you mean paris is a paradise for coon nigger loves his possum I don't even know what this one says because he's spelled it must be so bad because these

he censored the names I don't even know what this one says Did you ever hear an N word say now? What? Why? A curly-haired baby Yeah I just saw that I ain't obliged so not even obliged.

I ain't obliged to stand no N-word fooling. That gay old N-word ball. Bro, and this guy is so enthusiastic singing this shit, too. I'm the father of a little black coon. This guy's way too happy to do this shit, bro. N-word tow rag. Bro.

Is this guy monetize? Every N-word got a lady but me. There's an N-word in the moon. What the fuck is this? This is crazy. Man. Mary's gone with the coons.

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These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan.

I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan, from Morgan and Morgan. America's large injury law from. Thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. This is crazy, dude. Yeah, it's not a. America's history is so interesting. It's such an interesting, perplexing. There's such a wild country because like if you, if you let, if you let the country teach you history, you would never understand just how, how. deniably fused white supremacy is to this country. Like it's so unbelievably in part of this country's foundation to the point that this country's

revolution was built was created like side of the revolution. This this country's civil war was based entirely on it, white supremacy. Like it's just there's so much insane. Like I think America is perplexed. because it's like, dude, like, look, look, man, I'm not one of the like reparations and like white people have it out for me all the time kind of black people, right? I'm not exactly that kind of person. I think the systems are fucking terrible, but I do understand that it's not a people problem. It's a system problem. But at the same time, saying that black people don't have this

unnecessary energy of like just wait on them. I imagine being a young person and looking at seeing this many songs that are existing to just dehumanize you. Yeah, that's, I mean, look, it's, it's by design. Opening up, opening up a textbook as a young black man history class. I'm sure Derek had the same thought as me. You open a book up and you read about the American Civil War and you read that there were a good portion of this country that did not think you deserved the rights to freedom. That is a thing that I remember seeing that in my brain like, what are you what?

That's real. Yeah, we did. It was, I would say it was a little bit unfortunate that like. Like how like that they wouldn't go. You know, the funny thing is the most I learned about slavery was, I think, in my eighth grade. Once I got in a high school, the lessons U.S. history was worse. I thought that was fucking crazy to me. Like we even watch.

Of course, because at the time you can get radicalized. That's probably why they don't want to teach. Like you're at that like stage where like, oh, that radical shit could really set in. And it could, it would lead to some active little black kids. So they're like, let's not teach them all this stuff. Yeah, it was kind of, it was pretty nuts that I was like, oh, okay. Like, I don't know, man. Like, I think that shit is crazy.

And people that deny the severity and the weight of that are so genuinely disingenuously. Like, like, not evil, I don't be honest. Not true ignorance, but like it bored. It's not true evil. It's ignorance, but it definitely borders on that point of like. I think the ones that are evil are the ones that are suppressing all the shit, right? Oh, no, absolutely. They're the ones that.

But like, but at the same time being like informed. I'm not, I don't feign evil. I don't feign malice when I could faint ignorance most of the time, you know, obviously. But like at the same time, it's like you, so you just think I'm lying. You just think we're all you think you think you think Brazilians, Panamanians, Puerto Ricans, Dominicans, Haitians, Jamaicans, Antigans, Costa Ricans, Chileans, Guatemalans, Black Argentinians, British, Afro-British people, the black, you think we're all just lying? Yes.

You think we're all, just all of us are just like... Absolutely. We're all just being like, no, this is real. We're all like this is real. You're like, ah, no, you're over-exaggerating. None of these Negroes have any idea what they're talking about. Everything's great. Shut up.

Shut the fuck up. You know that there's an N-word in the moon, right? That's, ah, man, I love it. I love, I love this country. Shout out, shout out America, bro. I'm probably going dip soon, but shout out of America, though. All right. All right.

Let's get to these names. You know what's funny? We're whole tapping too much right now. Oh, 100%. But people know it's a dark tank, so they know they got to get a little, they got to get a little bit woke, just a little bit. Yeah, yeah, Chris isn't here to be like, this is a gay answer. I don't want to talk about this.

Oh, this is too serious. Halo. Let's talk about Halo or a marathon. of Halo 6 and how they're definitely won't be sprinting or someone's going to die. If they're sprinting, I'm going to hurt somebody. Let me see.

Let me go to editing the people. Okay, paid members. Yeah, you get that all nice and edit up. Let's go. Jojo's sending me fucking apartments right now in Lithuania. Oh, God, you heard you? Yeah.

Well, I was talking to earlier. just all's like, you know, same shit that I was telling you about. You guys are being active that fast. That's interesting. Well, I think she's just, you know, like, kind of like, you know, just in case there's some, there's some bomb places and probably significantly less than what I'm paying now. Hey, you know, you ain't, you ain't wrong. You probably can have a castle right now for like fucking no money. That's all of them.

Man, I can't read this shit. I don't know which one's the one that's like, tell me to I want to reject the the cookies but it's all in that crazy language Snikusu V-Sais slapkais

Tik put tinkie Slapkoi You're better than me. I'm not reading that shit I don't even know I'm reading that fucking Fuck it I'll just accept them Slop language Slop language

Everyone there sounds like they're about the German suplex me I'm not fucking talking to those bastards It's fucking terrifying me. All right. So let's go. We're going to bring our $25 on a Patron.com. It's a snark tank.

$1 on because you're going to access to episodes. $5 a month. These are questions right in the episodes. $15 a month. Was supposed to be doing the call-in, which I'm going to finalize probably this week and get it done with so you guys can actually get that doing. Because it's going to be very cool.

And then $25 in up, get your name read at the end of the show, which unfortunately, since Chris is not here, I have to do. Yeah. Which sucks a mad dick. but let's let's go so we got the great on why give me a count on action I'm gonna get on alright three

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Am I autistic? Watching J.O.I and realizing I've been doing it wrong for 30 years that's I've never been into that shit man honestly. Yeah another vibe there was only one video that I came across and it hadn't I didn't care about the J-O-I it was the the actress I was like this bitch

bad I can't remember her name it was something Leon I can't remember it was something with a C Leone like skin like skin a sister um I can't remember something Leon let me check my catalogs like something like Cecilia or Celine I can't remember I think Selena Leone something like that something like that seems like that seems like a place I frequent did yesterday. Yesterday. Welcome to the 6th 10th podcast. That's fucking, that's a crazy poll.

That's insane. It's insane. He's talking about literally this one. He's talking about literally a dark take. That's crazy. I'm Captain Lew and I'm talking to you. Delta Gamma, literally fed this toddler last week. Why is still crying?

Klamo Esquire III. Fagatron. Bear in a big blue house of thousands of corps. bearing a big house of a thousand corpses a fucking interesting pole That's an interesting fool Isn't that Rob Zombie? That is Rob Zombie

Like I think the first movie he did or something That wasn't he a rock wasn't he a metal nigga? Yeah he had a man called White Zombie And then he just did his own thing called just Rob Zombie And most of it was trash but you know They get a song about the He had a song about that fucking the car from the Munsters That was called the Dragula

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. That's fire.

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giving Chris 25 eyes and Ricky Berwick's knees. There you go. Like like 2020 but 25. That's, is that possible? Can you be 25? No, I'll figure it out. Berserker Broly's bang bus size Venus.

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but I wish I wasn't. tall all her i wish i had a dick that looked long i would stall her i mean you also read it horribly so i can't really judge it no i i i definitely did that's i don't think that's good i wish he was my altar i wish he had a dick that looked long in a stall sir that's stalled sir i'm blaming trump for smiling friends ending yeah do you see that yeah i just saw the uh the announcement continuing it, man. They're not continuing it. After three seasons, man.

Hey, man, get out while the fire's hot while they want more, man. So it leaves with a respectable ending, man. I think they're doing. I respect that. Maybe they'll do it like, uh, well, I think it almost feels like shots fired at, uh, at, uh, at Rick and Morty to be honest. It feels like, it feels like the creators are like, hey. Because that show, maybe enough is enough. That show really took a major dip after season.

I would, I mean, arguably, yeah, season three. Yeah, season three. arguably season three wasn't even nearly as good as two. Yeah, I get it. Big meaty stinks. Canola Joe drowning 1,000 ice ages in oil. Young Carlin or young Carlin colon's colon colon falling, wait, falling fighting colons, furious colons.

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I swear, I swear. Let's do it. There is no way Sweeney is fitting on that bed. I, I, I, I, this, the bed, that bed is a big bed. It's a pretty big bed. I can fit on it. It's an illusion. What you call it?

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Go ahead. Derek. Let's get a little Chinese. Can't, man. General Sow. Got you. Got it. Matt,

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Because I don't care cardboard pie. He literally gave up halfway through writing his own thing. I don't care. However, beyond your comprehension, beyond your comprehension, this podcast was dedicated to the brave helldivers

who fought in cyberstand. I mean, I guess. For episode 400, everyone should change their names to King of Hap Hazard. So we perpetually end the episode. I think that'd be very funny. Trump employs his own personal doctor's stigman to give everyone a may go way a me a go May a la go face much.

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I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder.

and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open.

Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you.

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you see how cool Tony is and it's like my god you weren't paying attention cool okay yeah when he slapped the fuck out of his son for having anxiety attack then saw black man and passed out in the kitchen that's so good for sure the fucking uncle game of the year guy just beat fallout four moving on to send andreas man you're you're doing god's work man but those games are also wait or was it follow four yeah bs be fallout three yeah moving on to san andreas but those games were shorter that's back when video games respected your time in a way that they absolutely do not now. Right.

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Pee. My body is like a temple. A lot of children get molested here. Holy shit. Damn. That was, oh, man. Just three dot lines. That's it.

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Right. every all the girls are talking about he derived with this is a good gay hockey thing oh yeah yeah yeah yeah i mean i'm not gonna watch because you know it's about it's about fucking figure skating or some shit like that and i'm not watching that but you know the the gay story's probably very interesting you know shout out shout out to no actually no take that back no shout out to queer people but uh when i die mixed matches to a brick and bash a fascist head in john strickland fifting her till she breaks and calls for wait what she calls that Perceptive tentinive

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Every time I piss, I swear I could cry. I have an STD. Nice. Napster of puppets. I have a bottle of champagne for when it happens. I mean, I got to, I'm going to be doing dances. Do reverse fentany at the Rizant Festival. Madge and Jeffrey Epstein, that sounds terrible.

I just realized that Marty started his weird grift after his last game failed. Very so true. Monkey D. Monkey Monastery. F rolled and find out. F around and find out instead of fuck around. It's F like Eifle, like AFO round and find out. That's really, I'm not one to judge. Thank you for your donation.

young Sweeney calling Black, calling himself Black Mario and throwing a fireball, a flaming tennis ball out of window. Busting loads on tables for my diner job. Call me bust boy. Bus boy. I like it. That was obviously Jordan.

Gay Derek B like, hey guys, it's me, Derek. Very cool. Yep, absolutely. what if the what if you found out the mass was made with no specific effects with no special effects it was just how it was

Jim Carrey was acting like that that's just how he asked oh that he can just do that and then the dog was just like oh at the end of the movie he locked in and did the same shit damn

that that makes absolutely no sense but I'd I'm that's how the movie should have ended that it's like it turns out the mask was fucking useless the whole time So not the mass was just a thing that made people release their inhibitions. And what happens when every person gets fucking buck wild, their face turns green.

That's it. That's immediately. Oh, that makes, see, we solved it. Oh, that makes that movie way better. Kratos picking up Amir kissing again for nine minutes straight. That's crazy. Harry won 9-11 fan fiction. Out of Focus, Bigfoot.

King Dad's honored at the state of the union. Chris and Derek savagely Busting all over Sweeney until he sees God and repents for all for doing all those things that women, wait, to that woman that one time. I've never been that bad to any woman particularly.

Simon Jackson. Every time I listen to Keith David's smooth jazz, everyone listen to Keith David's smooth, new smooth jazz album. It's very good actually. Yeah. I'm like halfway through it. Peasant's Graham instead of Kingston.

I still love his Instagram handle, his username. What is it? Still the silver throat. Silver throat? I love that shit, dude. I don't, I don't care, man.

He's Keith David. He can say whatever he wants. I'm not going to make fun of it. He's the goat. Shout out Keith David. Please come on the podcast so I could finally be happy in life. I don't know. That'd be great.

I don't know. Ethereum has the past because he took off his hard ass. Progerian Hunter is having a kid. Shut out that. Projury Hunter. Frying bacon with my shirt off. Nafram and rounding on a list, the final one.

the one the only king of haphazard we did it it's a lot of names man look i look fuck chriskey's a bitch and everything like that but reading this every episode is a lot

yep right now i read it we had a hundred and eighty five that's a lot it's a lot we gotta keep it going we've got to get to 300 that's gonna fucking at that point at that point we got to do something we can't name read at that one.

You'll have to figure something out. We got to do something. We got to do something. Or at least like we all do 100 each or something. That'd be nice, I guess. Yeah, that'd be nice to cut it down. But thank us to see us. But then guys, tune in this episode of Dark Tank.

We appreciate it. Hopefully next episode, Chris will be back with us. He's probably not going to be back in live action in person, but he's probably going to be back in the area on, you know, on camera. Yeah. So take care. Stay safe, everybody. And remember, stop being bitch niggas.

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