The Snark Tank - Extra Ammo: Breaking Bad 2: Breaking Badder (Revengeance)
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Hello everyone.
First off, just want to say, sorry that our schedule's been kind of hectic.
We haven't been posting as much.
There's some personal things going on.
And we're trying to figure everything out.
And I thought this would be a perfect opportunity to,
drop another episode from our exclusive show that's on Patreon called Extra Ammo.
We did it once before with a sequel to Independence Day where we wrote that.
And we have a few of those.
And one of them, one of my favorite ones is the sequel to Breaking Bad,
or at least the continuation to it.
So we take the liberties and write it in our own vision.
And that exclusive show on Patreon, we do things like that.
We also do things like the Jeopardy that you might have seen go viral.
We answer, like we catch up on questions that you can write in for $5 on Patreon.
And sometimes we don't get to every single one because there's so many questions on the main show.
So we'll try to catch up as much as possible on the extra ammo show.
And we'll write parodies and whatnot.
So there's a lot of stuff that you can see on there and backlog.
And so if you want to go and check that out, you can go to patreon.com slash the snark tank.
It's just $5, baby.
and without further ado,
please enjoy the continuation of Breaking Bad.
All right, all right.
Let's go, come.
Come?
That's come, Bob.
Let's come, Bub.
Meow.
He's meowing.
Why is he meowing?
He's a
muck, meagga.
What the fuck is that?
What is that supposed to be?
Is that Black Panther?
I can't.
Meow.
Miao niger, meow.
I guess that would be more accurately,
Black Panther.
Meow, I have cancer, meow.
I died off screen, meow.
All right.
Welcome, welcome to Extra Ammo.
We're, uh, I don't know how to,
I don't know how to pitch what we're doing today exactly.
Uh, because I feel like even the name of what we're doing,
uh, is,
needs to be workshopped a little bit.
But where we are, we've taken it upon ourselves to,
we're not rewriting Breaking Bad.
That's not what we're doing.
What we're doing is we are,
we are writing,
we're planning the outline for what will be the sequel series,
the continuation of Breaking Bad,
which we will,
we'll figure it out as we go
but uh
needless to say
spoilers for breaking bad if you haven't seen it
yeah i feel like that's pretty obvious
it's gonna be much better it's gonna be much better it's gonna have the same vibe
as x-min 97 versus the 93 series it's gonna be
that much
right
it's gonna be so much better
shut up
it's gonna be really
as good as like the best
sequel series in animation.
It's going to be like the best
one period. Trust me. I'm lying
but trust me. Mine even won up 97.
It's gonna be good.
We gotta figure out.
Is it more bad broken?
We'll figure it. We'll figure that.
We'll figure that out. More bad broken.
I like that one.
That's a good placeholder.
And if we don't find anything better,
then it's just more bad broken.
Or things further shattered.
I like that one a lot, too.
I like, uh, it sounds too shattered dimension.
It's not like a soap opera.
What about, yeah, we'll figure it out, but I like breaking worse.
But we'll, we'll figure things out as we go.
Breaking bad.
So obviously, we'll see, here's the thing.
Hold on.
It can't be that only because, let's, let's, it's, it should be called breaking bad,
colon, more bad broken or something.
You know what I mean?
Okay, yeah, that's fine.
That's fine.
Breaking Bad 2 colon.
We'll figure it out.
That's so stupid.
But so obviously, the seat, obviously breaking bad ends.
Walter White is dying in the meth lab.
The police circle him.
And then it cuts the black on baby blue by Badfinger.
Where does this start off?
What is the first scene of this?
the first scene
but like what's the first point
I think
Walter Gaspin wakes up
well no no no
I don't think it should
because you know obviously
the cops show up right
or whatever
like if I remember correctly
the cops show up or something
they got their flashlights on him
so what should happen is
in this
in our continuation
they flashed the
and there's the blood trail
he's gone
there's blood trail
There's a blood trail.
He's not dead.
He got shot, but...
Wait.
Okay, okay.
Okay, that's what I guess.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on.
Yeah.
So in the scene, the flashlights are on him, they're surrounding him.
There are mere inches from him in the last scene.
And he somehow managed to crawl away from them.
So, no, this is what, this is what happened.
It's a little bit of a redcon, just a little bit redcon, just a little small one.
What, in this version, the way that it's being remembered,
is that they were flashing their flashlights on a different body.
There was actually another body in there.
Right. It's somebody else who died at the same time across the room.
Walter didn't notice.
They didn't notice each other.
They looked relatively the same.
He had his own story.
He had his own breaking bad story that maybe we'll get into,
a prequel to Breaking Bad 2, Breaking Even Worm.
Before it breaks.
Before it breaks.
Before it breaks.
To show that, yeah.
Before it breaks.
To show that person's story, but that's a different, that's a different episode.
So, okay, so this, so they go up to a different person.
This is, this is Walter Gray.
This is somebody else.
And then Walter White manages, manages to sneak away.
And where does he go?
He sneaks into, like, the sewers?
Yeah, yeah.
No, he's in the trees.
He's in the trees.
He sneaks.
to the trees.
The Albuquerque trees.
You know those desert.
The trees are Albuquerque.
He's this tree striding.
He's a tree striding full of blood.
He's swinging tree from tree.
So he's swinging from the trees.
From the famous Albuquerque trees.
He's bleeding out as this is happening.
That's why he's in the trees.
So they can't see.
They don't know what the trail of blood is.
There's just in the trees.
They can't find it.
So he's swinging from the trees.
Like Indiana Jones 4.
He's just fucking swinging for the trees.
Okay, so he escapes.
Okay, where does he go?
Where does he go?
Oh, that's a good one.
He goes to Jesse's girlfriend's grave, right?
First place he goes.
Why are he?
Come on.
To ask him for, to ask him for goodness for what he's about to do.
He's about to go further.
He's about to break further.
He needs to go there and talk to his first kill and be like,
that's not his first kill.
Is that what I'm about to do?
Is that his first kill?
Oh, no.
His first kill is Crazy 8.
Oh, so she did he go to Crazy 8's grave?
There is no grave, right?
I'm about to grape.
So she did go to his hole in the building?
Yeah, he goes.
he goes to a random bathtub
and prays to crazy eight
yeah yeah
yeah what is he does a little
does a little thing
the Catholic
sign of the cross
yeah the sign of the cross
and he's like forgive me
for I'm about to sin further
I'm about to break batter
and he's stuffing
he's stuffing toilet paper in his wool
he's just stuffing a bunch of toilet paper
in his gunshot wound
yeah
yeah
that's how you fix things
It's like you fix it is you mix toilet paper and gorilla glue and you've got a pretty solid concrete base.
His toilet paper and cheese and gorilla glue.
Yeah.
So,
so he's patched up.
He's all fixed.
He's completely healthy.
He's completely, uh,
he doesn't even grass.
He just does that real quick.
It goes about his day.
Yeah.
Okay.
So what is his motivation?
So his motivation, man, he's going to break worse?
Yeah.
He's going to break.
So,
so he's,
So he's angry.
He's angry at just the world.
He just wanted to make meth, and everybody made it so hard for him.
His dumb wife didn't let him.
His kid doesn't appreciate it.
Right, right, right, right.
The Mexicans killed his brother.
Or the Nazis killed his brother.
Sorry.
So, or his brother-in-law.
And so, all right, he's losing it.
He's over.
He wants to go nuclear.
And so what he does is he goes, his goal is to, is to,
sabotage a nuclear power plant and plunge the world into a nuclear fallout.
Oh, he wants to destroy the world.
He wants to destroy that's, I mean, where else, how, there's nowhere else for him to go.
I like it.
I like it.
He's so, so spiteful.
Yes.
Okay.
And can, okay.
At some point, we're going to have to work in, we're going to make this title work,
but I want revengeance.
I want the word revengeance in the title now.
Breaking bad.
Revenge of.
Breaking bad.
to breaking
batter
parenthesis
revengeance
revengeance worse
revengeance worse
that's it
that's it
that's it
that's amazing
I can't wait to write
that
I can't wait to post
that title
yeah
oh man
so he's swinging
so he's swinging
so he's swinging
across the desert trees
and he's trying to get to
what fucking
where's he trying to go
he's trying to get to
um
Pentagon
the Pentagon. Well, he's got, he's got to build a layer. The first thing he's going to do. I feel like, I feel like he'd be too angry. He's going to come in hot.
He's going to come in hot to the Pentagon immediately. His first time he's not thinking straight, you know? He does he's trying to break worse. You know, he's got the revenge on his side. So we just see him like swinging torpedo fast to the fucking
look bad. Look, Matt, we have to, we there has to be, we have to have some sort of ground. He has to build a team.
He has to build a team.
We have to.
Okay, yeah, he's going to assemble, what is the, oh my God, I can't, what are they called, Justice League, the, the, what the, what the Dune place?
The crimes indicate?
No, what is the, the place that the Superman needs to fuck up?
Yeah, what that's the fortress of doom?
What is it called?
Or does the Solitude?
No, he has the Fortes of Solitude.
And then there's the thing that looks like Black Manta, the thing.
What the fuck is it called?
I know what it is.
It doesn't matter.
The point, that isn't the point.
I just he he needs to assemble a team like that
that is a counter to the Justice League essentially
I don't okay no more analogies with that
that's that's fucking me up right now
um what we should do it should be this
it should be based on the end of denies okay look at we're gonna
I'm gonna yes and your thing I'm gonna okay
you know what I'm gonna yes and your thing all right so
someone has to
so okay he does go to the Pentagon
seething he's red hot
and then you know he obviously the fucking
national guard is probably
Like, there's probably a bunch of soldiers there already, obviously.
So he fucks up by trying to, but here's the thing.
He comes close to taking over the Pentagon, right?
With just one leftover bag of blue meth or whatever that,
whatever he did to explode shit.
I forgot what he did.
He has, yeah, he exploded.
I forget what it is.
He's just exploding all the troops.
Like, you know, he just keeps doing it.
Like, that's his, like, that's his A1.
That's his attack.
That's just his default skills.
He's just like, that is his, that is his jab.
Blowing up people.
He, uh, he does a lot of chaos, but then over, after a while, he obviously gets pinned down,
explodes a hole out of it and escapes and he realizes the error of his ways.
And he's like, I need, I'm going to need to be calculated.
I can't go in like Jesse Pinkman.
I can't be.
Yeah, I need a teen.
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I need a team.
I need a team.
He's running, he's running low on, he's only got like a handful of fulmonite, what is it,
fulminated mercury, I think it was.
Yeah.
Fulminated mercury left.
And so he's like, I got to, I can't do this on my own.
I need a team.
Yeah.
So where does he go?
Where does he go?
So he needs a fortress.
He needs, he needs a place like he was trapped in, uh, where, uh, what's, uh,
What's his name?
Chicken Man?
Oh my God.
Yeah, the Gus Fring.
The Gus Rangue Lundromat.
Yeah.
So he needs something like that.
He needs another one.
He's obviously going to need resources.
So he's going to have to start selling meth again.
But blue meth is a little bit out.
Like,
it's not as cool anymore.
So we just need a different color.
He needs a different color.
He needs a different color.
He's making,
he's making rainbow meth to appeal to the woke crowd.
He's trying to pander.
He's trying to corporate.
He's trying to do corporate pandering.
He's like, oh, it's inclusive LGBTQ positive meth.
And he has to build it in a place that no one would suspect.
No one would suspect Walter White to be in a subterranean cave behind in Mount Rushmore.
Yeah.
He builds a base.
Like Team America almost.
Woke meth.
I love that so much.
I love the concept of woke meth.
Yeah.
And he knows he can get so many people.
on his side. He knows that it's
going to be free publicity because there's going to be
news reports about this, this woke meth
and all the grifters are going to be talking about how
like, man, even meth's gone awoke.
And it's going to be drawing a lot of eyes to his
product and it's going to be like free advertising.
No bad press is, no press is bad press.
And so he's going to make a billion dollars
in three days.
He's going to have already.
He makes a billion.
He has made so many lives, bro.
He has ruined so many people with three days.
It's a billion.
He's thrown thriving communities, like wealthy communities, immediately into slums.
Like in those three days, they turn into his fucking skin row.
And the thing is, and the thing is, you know, in the time, you know, we don't see it with this.
There's probably a flashback explaining this.
But during the time in between, you know, there's an episode of the final episode of Breaking Bad where everything kind of falls apart.
And then when he comes back with his hair's all grown because he's living in like Alaska or wherever that.
hell he is. During that time, he was working, we don't see it in the original Breaking Bad, but
we flashback to show it, where he's working on a new meth formula that mind controls people,
that hypnotizes people. We see him kind of perfecting that. And now that his product is all over
the place, and it's really, it's popular with like some of like really powerful people, like Elon Musk has
hooked on it and he's mind controlled. He's all the richest people in the world. He's,
they're like hooked on this myth
and that's how
that's how he gets his upper hand
that's how he gets funding
why does he want
to is he controlling
like what is if to get this many people
to obey him so he can to control them
what is his purpose like what does he want
why does he want to his purpose he wants
and he wants an army
to storm the white
the Pentagon
so that he can get access
yeah he wants to go back to the
His ego is really bruised by the fact that he couldn't just solo the Pentagon.
And so he really wants to take it.
God damn it.
This is more a job for like an MMO.
I need a guild.
Yeah.
I need any.
Do you have any warriors?
God damn it.
I didn't think.
Who would be the first recruit of the team?
So who would be the first?
So I have an idea who he would attempt.
He first, because he's stupid, for some reason, he has a soft blind spot for Jesse Pinkman.
He'll try and rope him back into it.
He's so stupid.
He's going to try to rope him in again.
He broke free from slavery and then he's going to try again.
Like, hey, listen, I know you just, I know I ruined everything about your life.
But you should really consider coming back.
I know I killed.
I know I killed your girlfriend and bragged about it in front of you.
But, uh, hey.
You know what I'm sorry I sold you.
I literally sold to the slavery.
He sold a girlfriend out of meth.
He sold the person.
He sold a person in 2011.
Jesse.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry I sold you, but I needed to.
Look at how beautiful your new meth girlfriend is.
He just like sculpted this fucking shitty mannequin made out of meth
and just puts up.
He actually goes, he goes to, whatever her, the hell her name, Jessica Jones, whatever the actress's name is, goes to her grave and steals her hair.
You know, like he still, he steals her hair and then puts the hair with some of the scalp still attached onto it, right?
Oh my God.
Well, he, what he uses, he uses his, so he can operate completely in secret.
It's almost like that movie Law Biting Citizen where Gerard Butler is killing people from inside the prison.
It's like Walter White is, Walter White is, it.
is really i love that movie though but it's behind he's behind he's in mount rushmore and he's like he's
got like these little mind-controlled meth servants doing all of these like really dirty work and so like
it's like yo go steal there go steal this girl's hair from her skeleton and they do it and then he
carves a he carves a manikin out of out of rainbow meth and then puts it on like a a hospital bed
wheels it outside and waits for lightning to strike it.
And when it does, it like, it comes alive.
Oh, my.
It comes to me for months to strike it.
Yeah, yeah, he was waiting.
Jesse.
Jesse.
She never died.
She never died, Jesse.
This is, I know you missed, I know you miss Jane, but this is, this is, this is your new Beth.
This is your new Beth girlfriend.
I know you're an addict and I know you're lonely
So this is like two birds with one stone Jesse
And she's all yours if you help me Jesse
To help me take the Pentagon Jesse
Mr. White
This is the worst thing
I am almost speechless
Mr. White
This is the most diabolical thing you've ever done
And you've already done some really fucked up things to me
What do you mean,
Just trying to help
You're so ungrateful
You're so ungrateful, Jesse
And then he says
Gene, get him
And then Gene rips his legs off
No
What?
It's like you can't run, can't run anymore
Can't run anymore, Jesse
You can't run from me anymore, Jesse
Oh my God
Your legs are gone, Jesse
Oh, Mr. White
his legs. What the hell?
What the hell did you do to me, Mr. White?
You, you bitch.
In that tone.
In that tone.
His legs are ripped off.
What the hell?
What did you do to me?
God damn it, bitch.
But he's like,
but no, but that cools him up.
Yeah.
But no, well, here's a, then they get into a fight.
They get into a tussle.
He's on his.
Oh, he's still fighting back.
He's fighting back and he gets the upper hand.
And then,
And Gene, Gene comes in, and it's like Spider-Man 3 where Peter hits, he like hits Mary Jane, and he hurts her.
Yeah.
Jesse Pickman backhand.
Jesse Pickman backhands Jean so hard that she falls over and, like, her head shatters.
She's shade of meth.
Remember, she's great.
And so what happens is Walter's like, listen, I've just, that was, you're probably right.
That was really fucked up with me to do.
Here's what I can do.
and then it cuts
and it's almost like
one of those hospital scenes
where it's like behind a curtain
you see the shadows
of Walter White
doing a bunch of crazy shit
and then the curtain reveals
and now Jesse has meth legs
he has the meth legs
of he has the meth legs of gene
and so now he can jump super high
he's like he's like he's
it's like Mr. White
I'm stronger than ever Mr. White
thank whoa this is crazy
I can't believe it he's like I told you
I was trying to help you
I was trying to help you
but the idea of
the idea of him hitting
Jean and she falls down then she falls into
a vat of vomit again and she
drowned again
yeah yeah the meth
like some fucking
the meth wasn't completely solid
inside and so when it
shattered it fucking the liquid starts
coming out of it it's choking
it's woh
not again
bitch
and uh
not again
so here's the thing
he gets the super legs
but here's the thing
even though he's like
grateful for the legs
he fucking you know
he fucking like super kicks
Walter in the face you know he goes flying
into his meth or whatever
and then he fucking bust out of the laboratory
and we've established our
first I guess anti-hero
his nemesis
this nemesis thing
and
what I would like
if we can somehow connect this
because
Walter Jr.
I just want some Walter Jr.'s in person.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I just want some of that going on.
I want some impressions going on.
I think Jesse needs to counter.
He's going to counter build a team to take down Walter.
And so he first...
Walter Jr.?
You think it should be Jesse?
Yes.
I like the idea of Walter Jr.
building a team just to kill Walt.
We'll see.
He goes, he revives the Mexicans.
We'll see. That's what I mean, but I want Jesse's to...
Jesse, because Walter,
Jr. is living his life right now
unaware of the shit, the weird villainous
shit that's going on. But Jesse
ropes him into it. Jesse comes
running with his meth legs, and
he's like, Walt, hey, retod,
go ahead and talk to you for a minute.
And he's like, ooh. And Walter
he was like, I
don't really like you very much
Jesse. No, well, what
happens? My dad
was a fucking loser.
He should learn. I feel
like he should learn. This will add
drama to the fact's like listen he's because he's his legs aren't too great but then walter just
gives jesse amazing legs or or or oh that's oh that's oh oh that's like some hostility so there's like
there's a deep resentment in addition to the fact that learning he's he's still alive because as far as he
knows some crazy shit happened at the pentagon he has no idea what it has any to do with walter
you know it's it's on the news clearly like that's like yo someone gave it exploded the fucking
Pentagon like 15 times and then left and escaped.
And he's putting it together.
He's having like this weird like almost like that's so Raven like vision where he's like,
oh, it's Walter.
And he gave, yeah.
And so that I think that.
Yeah.
That I think should be a driving factor for Walt Jr.
He should be really resentful of the fact that like Jesse Pimpkin, Jesse Pickman,
whatever his name is.
had fine legs already.
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he didn't need this enhancement
and he's staying away from his own son
it's fucked up
yeah yeah he doesn't fix his son's legs
he's really upset
it's gonna take a while though
they're not gonna they're obviously because of the resentment
and he resents Jesse Pinkman as well
because Jesse essentially technically stole
away from Walt Jr. too
so he's reluctant to join up with them first
it doesn't
happen right away
they're gonna join up
eventually out of necessity
but as of right now
that is the first contact
of what is to come of the foreshattering
of what we know it's to come
that is going to be an
Avengers
in game type of war
at the last of the final episode
It's like a set up antagonist
Yeah
Planting the seeds
Yeah so now
Should any other people
return like uh i i i think i think um i think i think i think mike armintrout didn't die i think he
legitimately just wanted to rest you know like he didn't die he actually just took a nap he had he had a
pretty bad bullet wound he was like ow that hurt and he's like well you shut up so i can like rest
or whatever the fuck he says you find him passed out in a stall on those poeos armanos
just like it's like like laying in a stall just arresting diswresting diswresting disreasing disreward
resting in the stall. Instead of going to
a hospital, he went into
a Los Poyos Hermano's stall.
He's in a stall. He has like, he has like,
he's like, like, he's like a lot of, like, part of like
one of the meals in his hand. He just takes
a few bites out of it and he just passes out and
he just passes out and falls asleep and he wakes up with his
hand. He's like, oh, what's going on?
So he went from being one of the most calculated people.
He needed to lay low. He needs to lay
low somewhere. He just fell asleep with it.
I'm hungry. Let me go to fucking.
Oh, what's going on?
No, so here's. So, so. It's, so. It's
Still fresh.
So here's the thing, too.
It's like, okay, so, yeah,
Micromatrice should definitely come back.
I think,
I think Hank should come back too.
And it should be a similar reveal where,
where, hold on,
wait, wait, let me explain.
It'll be a similar thing as to Walter
where, like, we just,
it was somebody else.
It was just somebody else in a, like,
very nearby who got shot in the head.
And we just thought it was Hank.
Like we just like we just oh wait we didn't notice that it was like a heck was actually a little bit further away
This is actually somebody else who looks very very similar to Hank this was honk
It was like it was and so
Yeah
Yeah so
And so Hank's still
Okay so honk got shot and buried and then Hank was at home
Yeah
Hank was at home the entire time still shitting looking at that uh when he figured out that what the initials were
When he sees the dumb, it wasn't when he fixed out, not Walwin.
It was Hank Traders.
It was Hank Trader's twin brother Honk, who we didn't know about up until recently, who, like, was so jealous of Hank's job.
But he knew Walter was guilty from the start, and he was so frustrated that Hank didn't know.
And so, like, when Hank found out, when Hank found out on the toilet, he was trying to reach him.
And he was like, fuck this.
I'll do it myself.
And so he assumed the role of Hank.
And now that's actually.
who's dead and Hank is still shitting
he's still shitting.
He's still shitting on the toilet.
Guys I cannot be a...
I can't.
Guys, I can't.
I'm about to start crying.
I'm not saying.
Then cry.
He needed a moment.
You kept going.
I'm like, hold on.
My brain's having a hard time processing that.
He has a...
Hank has a twin brother named...
So,
so it's...
Yeah, so he...
And he was like...
He's not even like a cop or anything.
He's like a...
I don't even know.
He's like a...
He hosts like a game show on public access.
He's a fucking cloud.
He's an Uncle Magic.
He's an Uncle Magic type person.
Where he just, but he always, like from the second everything started with Walter White, he knew like that's Walter White.
Like he knew immediately and he kept trying to tell Hank, but like Hank wasn't hearing any of it because he was too like, he's too rap.
Yeah.
Let's go.
He's like, oh, oh, Hank, he's Walter White.
He's like, yeah, I know.
But you know who that is, though, right?
Because Honk is into the future.
No, Hump was...
No, no, stop.
Stop.
No, no.
Stop it.
Stop.
You got...
He just understood...
No, no, no, he just understood intrinsically.
Like, the second he saw that first drawing of Heisenberg, he was like, oh, that's Walter.
And Hank was like, nah.
And he's like, no, dude.
No, I swear to you.
And then they actually got into a fight about it because he was so adamant.
Honk was so adamant to Hank that it was Walter.
and he wasn't having it that they excommunicated him from the family
and that's why you don't see him ever in Breaking Bad
is because he's been cut out of the family
because Hank and him are fighting
They're gonna give I want to say they're gonna give one episode
It's gonna be dedicated to the relationship
And here's the thing
Hunk was the overachiever
Honk was the one who always had dreams and aspirations
Of being like a detective and stuff
But the thing is Hank is very spiteful
And in some way
He ended up
getting like making hunk like he he somehow became the pariah of the family and he stole his dream
of being a detective and and and hunk out of like shame and stuff was like fuck it i'm gonna just be i'm gonna be
the most disrespectful thing i can think i'm just be a fucking clown and fuck off right but he's always
had a knack he's always had a knack for being like he knows what's good and even though he despises
his brother he still loves them deep down and when he figures it out himself
he reaches out, hey, I, it's, it's Walter.
It's clearly Walter.
He's like, he's still, he's still shitting and flushing the toilet and stuff.
Like, like, shut the fuck up.
Yeah.
Like, you don't know shit.
No, he doesn't even answer.
Like, they're talking.
They're talking you hearing plops.
He doesn't even answer.
Because he's still in, he's still in like a trance.
And he's like, Hank, hey, pick up the phone.
And he's like, he's still in a trance, like shitting, plop, plop.
And then he's like, fuck it.
And then he's like, fuck it.
I'll do it my.
self. And so he goes, he pretends to be Hank, and that's how Hank ends up in that situation
in Ozzy Mandy is. And it was actually honk. And there's a whole episode explaining it. And so Hank,
Hank is back in the picture. He finds out that his brother is dead in addition to Gomi and, you know,
all the other bullshit that's happened. So he's on a revenge path too against Walter for all the
shit he's done and he's and he's super
fast he's lost so much
weight shitting
that he's actually real thin and real
fit he's like
very muscular and very like very
fit now uh because he's been
shitting on the toilet for so long
uh because that's how that works
and and so like that's that's another antagonist
for the show. Walter.
Yeah.
Tom to clean it up Walter.
Yeah and um
and at some point later in the season
I think there
needs to be even a bigger reveal and it's
somehow
Gus didn't die either
somehow
Gus got his face blown off
but he's just going to die
well no no wait wait hold on
that wasn't
yeah well the thing is it's going to be like that
that wasn't actually Gus that was Giss
that was that was
that was that was that was just
that was somebody else
that was
that was
bus
it was uh
the it was
uh
the it was uh
he turns out
no
let's go with let's go with
Gus and Giss
with
no well it
no you know what Gus
Gus should Gus shouldn't have a
a twin
I wanted to still be him
yeah it'll still be Gus
I prefer
Gus
He falls over.
He falls over and then like they take him to the hospital and then they give him penicill and then he wakes up.
I like the idea.
I like the idea that they take him to the hospital.
They put a bunch of fucking Play-Doh on his face and they just replicate the destroyed side of Play-Doh.
And then he's back to normal.
That's it.
He's fine.
Absolutely fine.
I like, I like the idea of it being akin to the dark night.
where Harvey
is like he's just
he's just he's just existing with
half his face for some fucking reason
or like
yeah like oh I'm crazy and I'm not gonna
like they try to make it
I just like the idea of Gus
you know he got blown up
he's just in a coma for a little while
and then you know
they ask him uh yeah
oh wow you you actually woke up
nobody saw that coming that doesn't make any sense
but what a miracle do you do you want us to
skin graft your face and he's like
no I look
dope like some type of
face of two
or something
yeah he says
some sort of double-faced man
that won't be necessary
it's me double face
he goes
by
he goes by
he
it's me
double face
he goes by
he goes by double face now
Gus Fring is dead
there's only double face
And so he is furious.
They're really dual face.
And so he's furious because, man, Walter White not only blew half of his face off, turning him into the now really feared crime lord double face.
But he stole the kill from him.
He killed Hector.
And he wanted to kill Hector.
So he's pissed at Walter too.
So Walter has this like conglomerate of like just, just this massive.
array of people, including
his own son potentially,
against him as he is
as he is on a quest to take the
Pentagon, receive the nuclear
codes, and send the world
to do a nuclear fallout as revenge for the
for all the shit that he went
through, even though it's all his fault.
Yeah.
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It's going good, man.
Tell us who you are and what you do.
I'm Dan Morgan.
I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm.
That's pretty awesome.
I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one.
20 million is an insane number.
Yeah, 20 billion recovered.
It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.
And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows.
So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.
Awesome.
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This is pretty good.
This is a great plot.
We need a new antagonist.
Yeah, everything's going to converge at one point.
Yeah, everything's going to converge.
though.
Brand spanking new.
The Mexican brothers.
Oh, brand new.
Like, like, New Zealand.
So, so.
Yeah, somebody new to the show.
I got an idea.
I got an idea.
Right.
So we get,
we get a character
that is played by,
um,
um,
by method man,
right?
Okay.
Method man.
What are we doing?
I was thinking,
I was thinking.
What do you think?
What do you think,
what do you think, Derek?
I was thinking.
I don't know if this is too extreme or something,
but I was like, how could we, how could we insert Walter Gagons, Walton Gaggins,
into the show?
Yeah, how do we, how do we get Walton Gagons into the show as the ghoul, but it's not the ghoul?
How could, how do we, how do we do that?
All right, I have an idea.
Okay, so Walton, Walton Gagons can be, so because there is also underneath all of this,
there is the rainbow mind control meth scenario at play.
And so, Walton Goggins is, I don't know, maybe like, maybe not a detective.
Oh, he's a doctor.
He's a doctor and he's seeing these patients and he's noticing like,
someone's not right with these patients and he's noticing a trend that they're all,
they're all meth addicts.
And that would be one thing, but that has its own symptoms.
But this is like something else.
It's like, and he finds rainbow meth and he realizes that there's,
some plot going on where people are being mind controlled by the Met.
There's some way in which this happens.
But he finds himself at Oswald's because he's trying to save the mind-controlled people.
And that's his goal.
He's like, what the fuck is going on?
There's like a mind-controlled thing.
And no one believes him because it's insane.
And he actually loses his medical license because people start thinking he's insane.
And people don't believe him that people are being mind-controlled by meth.
And it turns out
It turns out everyone's hooked on this stuff
Except him
There are babies
There are children
There's like fucking elders
They're all hooked on this shit
And he's the one who isn't
And uh
I don't know maybe he
Um
Look I think
I don't know how he becomes the ghoul
I think that
I think that role
I think that role should exist
But I don't
I don't want it for him
I want
I want this guy, I want him to be, like, I wanted to still be some sort of like cowboy dude
in a way that I was thinking like if he was, he's the, he's the director of Homeland Security or something.
Or like, you know, like he's, he's like in charge of like all this counterterrorism.
Yeah.
Like, this is, this is what I'm picturing.
He's corrupt as shit, but he's also, he, he does his job.
He's almost like Cointel Pro in a way that or like a double agent, right?
Where he does his job.
He needs to thwart this counterterrorism, which is, you know, that there are whispers about everything that you were saying and that Walter is ahead of it.
But that's just conspiracy theories.
But he's like, this is crazy.
But at the same time, he's like, I need this will, I need to kill two birds one stone where I need to investigate this possible threat.
But also he's been, he took over the blue meth.
and so that this new fucking woke meth came out
he's like the fuck
biting into my fucking shit
my my my shit
and so he's
he's the director
but he's still dressed like a cowboy
he's still dressed like a fucking cowboy
his face will melt at some point
but like I'm not sure
his face will melt at the end
his face will melt
at the end of episode
he tries both mess at once
and then he fucking melts his face
It melts his face.
I was going to say it's, his face will just melt when the nukes go off at the end of the first season of this new show.
So he's going to fucking succeed.
He's going to.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He will succeed and then it turns into fallout essentially.
Essentially.
Dude, that's amazing.
And then it'll be all the factions.
All the factions will bring them.
Walter Jr.
I'm a faction.
Jesse Pinkman will have a faction.
Right, yeah.
This is amazing.
There'll be the Methleggs faction with Jesse Pickman.
There'll be a.
Where everybody in that faction has meth legs.
And they have a shrine to Jean, the deceased gene.
That's their god.
And then Shrater.
Freyler will have like basically something like the enclave sort of like the law and order.
Like we need fucking law and order here.
Oh yeah.
Who else?
Walt Jr.
will have just an army of cripples.
Yeah, he gets every crippled, every mutated person after the blast.
He joins his faction.
Well, he gets everybody who's fundamentally disabled together because he understands that they will also be
upset to know that there's just some guy who can fix everything that is not doing it and is instead
going on a revenge quest to destroy the world when they could just, oh, my arms don't work,
replace them with great, with power, superpowered meth legs or meth arms or whatever.
Like you could do this for us, but you're not doing it.
How cruel are you?
That's good.
I like that.
I just, I want to circle back to something.
I want to circle back to that.
With you talking about the augmented meth parts,
I think the way that Walter, Walt gets it done is when he realized the potential of Jesse Pinkman's meth legs,
he builds armor that is akin to the power armor in Fallout.
Oh, right.
Yeah, exactly.
And it's just these meth controlled suits.
And so he puts in, he builds a faction of the brother.
of meth, I don't know.
It's the brotherhood of meth essentially.
That is able to storm the Pentagon
and get the codes and start the actual
the nuclear fallout and shit.
And once that is done,
and once that is done at the end of season one
where the nuke explodes,
it's only one nuke.
We're not going to go crazy.
So part of the world is like fucked.
But then the other part is still like,
it's definitely in shambles because that part of the world is
fucked.
We need more of the world to explode later
in later seasons, I think.
So like the West Coast or whatever, or the East Coast, I guess, because this is...
No, it would be the Pentagon.
So the East Coast is fog.
Yeah.
The West Coast is kind of like in shambles.
And so what we find out is like during, throughout the entire season, because Walter
has access to so many minds, right?
He's able to build the Pridwin, basically.
And Mount Rushmore opened.
up when the nuke goes off and a fucking starship basically flies out of Mount Rushmore and Walter White is
is aboard it and he's hovering over over the wasteland and the ship is his face also.
It's actually like a big metal drawing.
You know, you know the drawing of Heisenberg that they did on the piece of paper with like
the crude with like the hat and the sunglasses?
Right, right, right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's that but a giant metal ship,
and it's just always looking down at the wasteland.
So everyone knows.
And that's actually how the rest of the world learns
that Heisenberg is still alive
and he didn't actually die in the raid.
Right, like, holy shit.
And when all hope seems lost,
everything seems like lost and stuff.
Like, you know, there's all these factions and chaos and stuff
and there's just the one hope,
the one guy that's going to just really set things
and make things make sense
because who's supposed to have been the man of reason
in the original series,
Mike Armond Trout essentially.
He's kind of been like the voice of reason
where he's just trying to like do things.
Don't go.
We had a good thing going type of thing.
You know, he's always been like, come on,
let's just keep things in order type thing.
That he's going to be the guy who's like,
he's going to be the guy to,
he's going to be the guy to wrap everything together
and try to organize everything.
He goes, at the end of the first season, when the nuke explodes, and it's revealed that he has the starship.
And it's not a starship.
It can't, like, leave the atmosphere anything.
But it's like a Pridwin, like a blimp, like a big Zeppelin.
Yeah.
And all that's happening.
At the very end, Mike Herman Trouts, like, I think I know someone who can help.
And then it cuts to them and they knock on a strange door.
And who opens that door?
but
Frankie Munez
Is
as Malcolm or who's he
As Malcolm
Because Walter White left that
Because Walter White
Hal left that family
And started a new one
Right
Right
Right
And then Frankie Munes
Shows up
This is so fucking
Dad
What the
What the hell is this
I
I thought I
I thought I killed you
I thought I killed you
I thought I thought I
know I killed your other brothers
I know I killed your other brothers
but I thought I shot you in the chested heart
while you were sleeping
what
you shot the dog dad
you're you fucking idiot
you can even
you didn't even know it was me you never
paid attention to me dad
That's why Frankie Munoz has that tweet up.
That's why Frankie Munoz has that tweet up about him having nightmares about being shot in the chest and heart and feeling it.
You ever see that?
Is that real?
That is very real.
I remember it specifically because it was one of the first things that I saw on Twitter that made me laugh audibly.
It was Frankie, Frankie Mune's, uh, heart, dream.
I don't know.
I don't know what to serve for this.
Some crazy keywords.
Oh yeah, here it is.
It's Frankie.
Frankie Mune is 8.52 p.m. July 10th, 2013.
Is it normal to feel like you're having a heart attack a few times a week?
Oh, the pain.
No, there was something else that he tweeted.
Where the fuck was it?
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Tell us who you are and what you do.
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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number.
Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.
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Oh, man.
That's still a really bad thing to experience. Yeah, wait. Oh, yeah, here it is.
December 3rd, 2014, I have about four dreams a week that I get shot in.
Last night, I could actually feel the burn of the bullets as they entered my chest and heart.
Dude.
Oh, fuck.
What is going on?
Especially because at the time, it was like a picture.
That's how the, that's the song that the first season ends with.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Life is unfair
And then that's the first season
of Breaking Bad 2
Breaking Worst Pertheses
Revengeance
Revengeance
Revengeance
Frank Immune
The fact that Frank Immune is
The door
He looks so disheveled
He looks like an old child
Yeah totally
Yeah in this in this show
He looks
He's gonna look older too
Like he's definitely gonna be like
He's gonna be like
Mega balding
It's gonna be a little
frail.
And it's, yeah,
it'll be a moment.
Because Mike Irman Char, remember, he was the security detail.
He did a lot of stalking.
He did a lot of tracking.
Mike Ermentrout did a lot of this.
So he would be the person to find
Walter White's previous family,
all of whom are dead except for Frankie Munez
because Frankie Munes is essentially
the boy who lived from that family.
He's like Harry Potter to that.
Right.
And Walter White's the Voldemort of that entire situation.
And so they're going to get Frankie Munez to join them in their crusade against the evil Walter White
and his army of meth-addicted mind control wokesters.
Wokesters, yeah, they're rainbowed meth fucking power armor,
just crushing all intolerance.
what they deem intolerant, I guess.
Yeah.
That's, that's, uh, that's, uh, that's racist.
Get them.
It's like, it's, it has nothing to do with anything.
It's, it's just, yeah, they're all racist.
Get them.
And they, they just crush them, crush the opposition because it's, they're meth armor.
And, um, yeah, so Frankie, I don't, how, so how is he going to take down?
Is he going to have like a, do you think in, um, well, I guess that that, that'll be, that, that should be for season two, right?
Yeah, exactly.
Exactly, yeah.
Of that went, yeah, yeah, okay.
I think, is there more,
do you guys want to put more in there?
Because I feel like we saw Frankie a little early.
We can pepper stuff in between.
I feel like Frankie was a little sort of an early reveal.
Well, it was,
it was an early reveal, but like,
I think we,
there are things we can pepper in.
Like,
we didn't mention Skyler at all.
Like, I feel like,
I don't know.
Oh, Skyler's dead.
She's just dead.
Well, I feel like it would be wasted for her to have an off-screen death
because I think a lot of people would really like that payoff.
So maybe.
there's a at some point like like the the where the where the nuke drops is specifically on her eye like it just like like like you can see like the the point like the point where the first little like there's a little there's a little like it slows down to the point where you know like it's going like this slow and then you just see it like it make contact with her fucking eye and then just decimated entire area and that was
That was the first and last time you see her in.
Like, she was just living her life.
She was staying out of this shit.
Oh, what about Saul?
What about Saul?
What about Saul?
Oh, Saul, holy shit, right?
Yeah, we didn't mention him at all.
Saul's definitely got out of a fashion.
Saul, Saul should be at, what you call the house, at a Frigman's his house, like drinking
Dr. Pepper or some shit like that.
And he's like, hey, what's going on, Walt?
And it's just Saul's in the house with Frankie Meera.
Canonically speaking with Better Call Saul, he's in jail probably by the time this is happening.
He's been hiding out for a little bit.
After Breaking Bad, he hides out for like a couple of months and then he gets found out and then he gets arrested.
But yeah, so he would be in like a jail.
And oh, he's just before the ending a Better Call Saul?
Because any of medical soul's years of the future.
So does the fallout happen?
and then like it gets cleared up
before the ending of better call saw
Oh yeah so when the world
end and then it gets fixed
No so no no here's what happens
Here's what happens
For the sake for the sake of
For the sake of making this nonsense
fit together
Yeah
Frank has
Hank Schrader has been
shitting on that toilet for years
And Walter White has been
unconscious
Like
So he so yeah he's
So here's what it is.
Walter White swings across the desert trees and finds himself in a place where he can, like, patch up his wound.
But then he passes out for years.
And he goes into a corner and then they both come to, they both basically come to at around the same time.
So it can happen after Better Call Saul or during.
Actually, I think what should happen is moments after the nuke drops.
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Say hi, Dan.
Hey, how's it going today?
It's going good, man.
Tell us who you are and what you do.
I'm Dan Morgan.
I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan,
which is America's largest injury law firm.
That's pretty awesome.
I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion.
$20 billion is an insane number.
Yeah, $20 billion recovered.
It's actually, I think, somewhere north,
probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.
And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows.
So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.
Awesome.
So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?
What would I do if I got into an accident?
Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.
That's pound 529 from your cell phone.
We are always open.
Our call center is always waiting to take your call.
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The finale of Better Call Saul is like three minutes before the nuke explodes.
and so
And so as the world is
As the world is plunged into chaos
Saul takes advantage of the chaos
And breaks
Either breaks out of prison or becomes
Like the leader
Almost like in Fallen-New Vegas
How there's that prison
That's like under control
By like the inmates or whatever
It's like that
Sure
But maybe it's just Saul's prison
That's what it's called
Saul's prison
Yeah
Oh man
All right
But yeah
He should be a later reveal
I think I think he should have
He should have a second season
Like a primarily like a second season kind of thing
Saul should have a thunder dome
Yeah like a thunderdome like a mad magicist thing
Yeah
Right totally in the prison
He'll be a big player in this
He'll be a big player
And he speaks Japanese
Like for some reason
All his followers are Japanese
So he talks to Walt in English
But whenever he goes on like the megaphone
Why?
He's speaking your name.
Japanese the whole of support. I don't know
for some reason he helps me Japanese.
It's like a game show. It's like a Japanese
game show. It is never going to be
It's never going to be addressed either.
Why? Why?
Why? Why? Where?
He barely speaks Spanish well and he has to.
So like the idea that he just
knew Japanese this whole time is
fucking insane.
But yeah, also
Megaphone
Omayo
Omaido
Indoor
Indeed
People get ripped their ass
They're writing
fucking death claws and shit
Like riding death claws and shit
Like riding death clause
And also
Also while we're at it
Completely unrelated
But as a result of the radiation
Tuko comes back
As well
Tuko's back as a ghoul though
He's a ghoul
He was like
Wasn't he smashed in the car
Or where what happened to him?
I can't remember
I'm sure he was like a really bad car accident
He got destroyed
No no he just got shot
Hank
I think Hank shot him
Oh right he was in the he was in the
In the middle nowhere
With his with his with with uh
Yeah he was in the desert with Walton Jesse
With it yeah with Hector
And Hector
Yeah, and then he just kind of came up and shot him.
It was kind of unceremonious.
Right, I remember now.
So he's actually been unconscious this whole time as well.
He didn't actually die either.
He was unconscious the entire time.
These are hibernation bullets.
These are hibernation bullets.
You get shot, you sleep.
But the nuke woke him up.
Yeah, it wakes him up.
And he goes, what was that?
He and he.
S.A.
he's like goddain this shit kicks like a pack mule
he's great
and what just yeah his fury
his insanity and his BPD
that he obviously has
it like it makes him like
the most dangerous warrior
he's like he's like
he's like fucking um
he's like the ghoul
he's like he's like Walton Goggins
in fucking in the fallout series
he's like that day
you know what actually yeah maybe Walton Gagin should just play
Tuko and we just don't address that it's
clearly not a Mexican man
Why not? Why not?
He also plays...
But he also plays the Secret Service guy.
He's doing like an Eddie Murphy.
I was just thinking that, dude.
He's doing an Eddie Murphy thing.
He plays two fucking rolls.
That's awesome.
Yeah.
I love that.
I didn't think of them as scary.
Like, I remember Gould's not being scary at all to me
in Fallout.
And then seeing how they act in the show was like,
These things are terrifying probably.
They just rip people apart.
We're so removed from what a ghoul actually is when you're playing Fallout because
you're just blasting the shit out of them.
They're just one time in their head jump off their neck.
They essentially just slap you.
That's what it feels like.
You know, like when they come close to you, it just seems like a little slap and then a little,
just a little red little flash.
It's like it's not, it doesn't feel like.
They actually do that.
They actually do just slat.
They're mauling you.
No, they do.
slap you to death.
They basically, they
just, they slap you to shit, man.
I just wind up. I wind up
with my fucking, uh,
you get to get the fucking gravel fist thing,
the thing that's like pretty much a gauntlet.
If you punch somebody,
like put straddle in them.
I love the brass knuckles.
I love the brass knuckles that you can like
strap or the,
the bat that you can strap razor blades to.
Do bleed damage?
It's fucking ridiculous. That game's insane.
But yeah, so that's the first...
And I'm like,
so insidious.
This is a good place to leave the first season of Breaking Bad 2,
Breaking Worst, parentheses, Revengeance for now.
But I think we've got a lot of,
we've got a lot of plot points that we can pick up at any point in time.
If we have an idea, if this does well in the ratings,
which I have no reason to believe why it wouldn't,
we've got a lot of great twists, a lot of great turns,
a lot of great premises, some great themes about like meth legs and...
and that's it
yep
yeah I think
I think we have a hit on our hands
and then season two is going to be
even bigger and better
it's going to have
Saul Goodman's Thunderdome
it's going to have
Frankie Munes
taking a primary role
it's going to have
the brotherhood of Mets
Frankie Meeves
Frankie Meeves
pretty much
Frankie Meeheets
he's going to be dog meat
that's so stupid
he's fucking Munes
guys
This might be the stupidest fucking...
This is exceptionally stupid.
We might have topped Independence Day 2.
I think we topped Independence Day 2, actually.
This is ridiculous.
I was actually thinking, like, as we were recording this,
I was talking...
I was thinking about the door and who would be behind the door,
and the first thought I had was Uncle Phil.
But it made...
They would have no reason.
Why the fuck did they knock on that door?
be James fucking Avery.
Why would it be James Avery?
It's so fucking amazing.
What freaking penis makes more sense.
James Avery's funnier.
It makes more sense.
I think that's so insane.
The idea of the knock on the door.
Walter.
Where's Will?
Where's Will?
Where's Will?
William.
Yeah, that's great.
The Bricket Butler comes in.
Master Avery, sir.
Master Avery.
He calls him Master Avery.
Master Avery.
So stupid.
So I'm thinking of, in front of this episode, I'm going to just play the Breaking Bad theme song backwards.
I think I'm just going to play it backwards.
Can we get away with, this episode will start?
Can we get away with just playing the real theme?
Yeah, absolutely.
especially if it's so short
that there's no chance it's going to get
claimed but I want to use it
we should end the episode with it in reverse
I think
I don't know because I
because like I understand what you're saying
but I just think
it just
it depends on how obvious it
like if it
does it might not sound anything
like the Breaking Bad theme
at all
and I'm not like if you play it in
him backwards.
Did somebody upload it?
I feel like somebody's had to have uploaded that.
Yeah, absolutely do it in reverse.
Absolutely do it in reverse.
It's so stupid sounding.
I can hear it in my head and I don't know if it's correct.
I cannot imagine that song backwards.
I'm trying really hard to.
It sounds perfectly stupid.
I can't do it.
So yeah, let's just go with that.
Yeah, that was our first season of Breaking Back
add two, breaking worse, parentheses, Revenience.
I think if you liked this pitch for a full first season, maybe, I don't know, what is this?
Probably like 10 episodes, I think.
You probably get that we probably even maybe about, maybe eight.
You could probably get it done in.
Yeah.
But unless we pepper some more thing.
Because the thing is, we can always just add flashbacks in later seasons if we want to
throw in some new players.
But maybe we'll do it.
a season two. New characters. Maybe we'll do a season two. Who knows. If you guys like it, let us know.
Next week, or the week after, we're going to be having one of those two. We're going to be having our
extra ammo dictatorship elections. I'm going through each and every episode right now and kind of like,
just so you guys don't, you can listen to them again if you want, but I'm going, I'm writing down like
basically a bullet pointed list of all of our policies and I'm going to see if I can attach a
poll to that so that you guys can vote and then we'll do an episode where we go over the
over the results because it's been a while since we recorded. I don't expect you guys to
watch three hours of rambling just to get like what our rules are. So we're going to make that
pretty clear. That'll either be next week or the week after depending. Definitely in May.
So keep your eyes peeled for that. And yeah. If you're listening to this also be aware that
you have access to the merch shop, snarktank.shop.
Just want to remind you.
And I think, yeah, that'll be it.
You're in danger. Remember that.
I am the danger.
To me, my sexmen.
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