The Snark Tank - Extra Ammo: Breaking Bad 2: Breaking Badder (Revengeance)

Episode Date: March 9, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:54 And I thought this would be a perfect opportunity to, drop another episode from our exclusive show that's on Patreon called Extra Ammo. We did it once before with a sequel to Independence Day where we wrote that. And we have a few of those. And one of them, one of my favorite ones is the sequel to Breaking Bad, or at least the continuation to it. So we take the liberties and write it in our own vision. And that exclusive show on Patreon, we do things like that.
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Starting point is 00:01:55 and without further ado, please enjoy the continuation of Breaking Bad. All right, all right. Let's go, come. Come? That's come, Bob. Let's come, Bub. Meow.
Starting point is 00:02:15 He's meowing. Why is he meowing? He's a muck, meagga. What the fuck is that? What is that supposed to be? Is that Black Panther? I can't.
Starting point is 00:02:28 Meow. Miao niger, meow. I guess that would be more accurately, Black Panther. Meow, I have cancer, meow. I died off screen, meow. All right. Welcome, welcome to Extra Ammo.
Starting point is 00:02:43 We're, uh, I don't know how to, I don't know how to pitch what we're doing today exactly. Uh, because I feel like even the name of what we're doing, uh, is, needs to be workshopped a little bit. But where we are, we've taken it upon ourselves to, we're not rewriting Breaking Bad. That's not what we're doing.
Starting point is 00:03:08 What we're doing is we are, we are writing, we're planning the outline for what will be the sequel series, the continuation of Breaking Bad, which we will, we'll figure it out as we go but uh needless to say
Starting point is 00:03:30 spoilers for breaking bad if you haven't seen it yeah i feel like that's pretty obvious it's gonna be much better it's gonna be much better it's gonna have the same vibe as x-min 97 versus the 93 series it's gonna be that much right it's gonna be so much better shut up
Starting point is 00:03:50 it's gonna be really as good as like the best sequel series in animation. It's going to be like the best one period. Trust me. I'm lying but trust me. Mine even won up 97. It's gonna be good. We gotta figure out.
Starting point is 00:04:07 Is it more bad broken? We'll figure it. We'll figure that. We'll figure that out. More bad broken. I like that one. That's a good placeholder. And if we don't find anything better, then it's just more bad broken. Or things further shattered.
Starting point is 00:04:23 I like that one a lot, too. I like, uh, it sounds too shattered dimension. It's not like a soap opera. What about, yeah, we'll figure it out, but I like breaking worse. But we'll, we'll figure things out as we go. Breaking bad. So obviously, we'll see, here's the thing. Hold on.
Starting point is 00:04:44 It can't be that only because, let's, let's, it's, it should be called breaking bad, colon, more bad broken or something. You know what I mean? Okay, yeah, that's fine. That's fine. Breaking Bad 2 colon. We'll figure it out. That's so stupid.
Starting point is 00:05:03 But so obviously, the seat, obviously breaking bad ends. Walter White is dying in the meth lab. The police circle him. And then it cuts the black on baby blue by Badfinger. Where does this start off? What is the first scene of this? the first scene but like what's the first point
Starting point is 00:05:25 I think Walter Gaspin wakes up well no no no I don't think it should because you know obviously the cops show up right or whatever like if I remember correctly
Starting point is 00:05:37 the cops show up or something they got their flashlights on him so what should happen is in this in our continuation they flashed the and there's the blood trail he's gone
Starting point is 00:05:50 there's blood trail There's a blood trail. He's not dead. He got shot, but... Wait. Okay, okay. Okay, that's what I guess. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on.
Starting point is 00:06:01 Yeah. So in the scene, the flashlights are on him, they're surrounding him. There are mere inches from him in the last scene. And he somehow managed to crawl away from them. So, no, this is what, this is what happened. It's a little bit of a redcon, just a little bit redcon, just a little small one. What, in this version, the way that it's being remembered, is that they were flashing their flashlights on a different body.
Starting point is 00:06:26 There was actually another body in there. Right. It's somebody else who died at the same time across the room. Walter didn't notice. They didn't notice each other. They looked relatively the same. He had his own story. He had his own breaking bad story that maybe we'll get into, a prequel to Breaking Bad 2, Breaking Even Worm.
Starting point is 00:06:51 Before it breaks. Before it breaks. Before it breaks. To show that, yeah. Before it breaks. To show that person's story, but that's a different, that's a different episode. So, okay, so this, so they go up to a different person. This is, this is Walter Gray.
Starting point is 00:07:08 This is somebody else. And then Walter White manages, manages to sneak away. And where does he go? He sneaks into, like, the sewers? Yeah, yeah. No, he's in the trees. He's in the trees. He sneaks.
Starting point is 00:07:21 to the trees. The Albuquerque trees. You know those desert. The trees are Albuquerque. He's this tree striding. He's a tree striding full of blood. He's swinging tree from tree. So he's swinging from the trees.
Starting point is 00:07:41 From the famous Albuquerque trees. He's bleeding out as this is happening. That's why he's in the trees. So they can't see. They don't know what the trail of blood is. There's just in the trees. They can't find it. So he's swinging from the trees.
Starting point is 00:07:58 Like Indiana Jones 4. He's just fucking swinging for the trees. Okay, so he escapes. Okay, where does he go? Where does he go? Oh, that's a good one. He goes to Jesse's girlfriend's grave, right? First place he goes.
Starting point is 00:08:15 Why are he? Come on. To ask him for, to ask him for goodness for what he's about to do. He's about to go further. He's about to break further. He needs to go there and talk to his first kill and be like, that's not his first kill. Is that what I'm about to do?
Starting point is 00:08:32 Is that his first kill? Oh, no. His first kill is Crazy 8. Oh, so she did he go to Crazy 8's grave? There is no grave, right? I'm about to grape. So she did go to his hole in the building? Yeah, he goes.
Starting point is 00:08:52 he goes to a random bathtub and prays to crazy eight yeah yeah yeah what is he does a little does a little thing the Catholic sign of the cross yeah the sign of the cross
Starting point is 00:09:05 and he's like forgive me for I'm about to sin further I'm about to break batter and he's stuffing he's stuffing toilet paper in his wool he's just stuffing a bunch of toilet paper in his gunshot wound yeah
Starting point is 00:09:18 yeah that's how you fix things It's like you fix it is you mix toilet paper and gorilla glue and you've got a pretty solid concrete base. His toilet paper and cheese and gorilla glue. Yeah. So, so he's patched up. He's all fixed.
Starting point is 00:09:33 He's completely healthy. He's completely, uh, he doesn't even grass. He just does that real quick. It goes about his day. Yeah. Okay. So what is his motivation?
Starting point is 00:09:42 So his motivation, man, he's going to break worse? Yeah. He's going to break. So, so he's, So he's angry. He's angry at just the world. He just wanted to make meth, and everybody made it so hard for him.
Starting point is 00:10:00 His dumb wife didn't let him. His kid doesn't appreciate it. Right, right, right, right. The Mexicans killed his brother. Or the Nazis killed his brother. Sorry. So, or his brother-in-law. And so, all right, he's losing it.
Starting point is 00:10:14 He's over. He wants to go nuclear. And so what he does is he goes, his goal is to, is to, sabotage a nuclear power plant and plunge the world into a nuclear fallout. Oh, he wants to destroy the world. He wants to destroy that's, I mean, where else, how, there's nowhere else for him to go. I like it. I like it.
Starting point is 00:10:37 He's so, so spiteful. Yes. Okay. And can, okay. At some point, we're going to have to work in, we're going to make this title work, but I want revengeance. I want the word revengeance in the title now. Breaking bad.
Starting point is 00:10:49 Revenge of. Breaking bad. to breaking batter parenthesis revengeance revengeance worse revengeance worse
Starting point is 00:11:01 that's it that's it that's it that's amazing I can't wait to write that I can't wait to post that title
Starting point is 00:11:07 yeah oh man so he's swinging so he's swinging so he's swinging across the desert trees and he's trying to get to what fucking
Starting point is 00:11:17 where's he trying to go he's trying to get to um Pentagon the Pentagon. Well, he's got, he's got to build a layer. The first thing he's going to do. I feel like, I feel like he'd be too angry. He's going to come in hot. He's going to come in hot to the Pentagon immediately. His first time he's not thinking straight, you know? He does he's trying to break worse. You know, he's got the revenge on his side. So we just see him like swinging torpedo fast to the fucking look bad. Look, Matt, we have to, we there has to be, we have to have some sort of ground. He has to build a team. He has to build a team.
Starting point is 00:11:51 We have to. Okay, yeah, he's going to assemble, what is the, oh my God, I can't, what are they called, Justice League, the, the, what the, what the Dune place? The crimes indicate? No, what is the, the place that the Superman needs to fuck up? Yeah, what that's the fortress of doom? What is it called? Or does the Solitude? No, he has the Fortes of Solitude.
Starting point is 00:12:11 And then there's the thing that looks like Black Manta, the thing. What the fuck is it called? I know what it is. It doesn't matter. The point, that isn't the point. I just he he needs to assemble a team like that that is a counter to the Justice League essentially I don't okay no more analogies with that
Starting point is 00:12:27 that's that's fucking me up right now um what we should do it should be this it should be based on the end of denies okay look at we're gonna I'm gonna yes and your thing I'm gonna okay you know what I'm gonna yes and your thing all right so someone has to so okay he does go to the Pentagon seething he's red hot
Starting point is 00:12:45 and then you know he obviously the fucking national guard is probably Like, there's probably a bunch of soldiers there already, obviously. So he fucks up by trying to, but here's the thing. He comes close to taking over the Pentagon, right? With just one leftover bag of blue meth or whatever that, whatever he did to explode shit. I forgot what he did.
Starting point is 00:13:07 He has, yeah, he exploded. I forget what it is. He's just exploding all the troops. Like, you know, he just keeps doing it. Like, that's his, like, that's his A1. That's his attack. That's just his default skills. He's just like, that is his, that is his jab.
Starting point is 00:13:24 Blowing up people. He, uh, he does a lot of chaos, but then over, after a while, he obviously gets pinned down, explodes a hole out of it and escapes and he realizes the error of his ways. And he's like, I need, I'm going to need to be calculated. I can't go in like Jesse Pinkman. I can't be. Yeah, I need a teen. When energy dips, your reviving routine deserves more than a quick fix.
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Starting point is 00:14:28 I need a team. He's running, he's running low on, he's only got like a handful of fulmonite, what is it, fulminated mercury, I think it was. Yeah. Fulminated mercury left. And so he's like, I got to, I can't do this on my own. I need a team. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:45 So where does he go? Where does he go? So he needs a fortress. He needs, he needs a place like he was trapped in, uh, where, uh, what's, uh, What's his name? Chicken Man? Oh my God. Yeah, the Gus Fring.
Starting point is 00:14:57 The Gus Rangue Lundromat. Yeah. So he needs something like that. He needs another one. He's obviously going to need resources. So he's going to have to start selling meth again. But blue meth is a little bit out. Like,
Starting point is 00:15:07 it's not as cool anymore. So we just need a different color. He needs a different color. He needs a different color. He's making, he's making rainbow meth to appeal to the woke crowd. He's trying to pander. He's trying to corporate.
Starting point is 00:15:21 He's trying to do corporate pandering. He's like, oh, it's inclusive LGBTQ positive meth. And he has to build it in a place that no one would suspect. No one would suspect Walter White to be in a subterranean cave behind in Mount Rushmore. Yeah. He builds a base. Like Team America almost. Woke meth.
Starting point is 00:15:46 I love that so much. I love the concept of woke meth. Yeah. And he knows he can get so many people. on his side. He knows that it's going to be free publicity because there's going to be news reports about this, this woke meth and all the grifters are going to be talking about how
Starting point is 00:16:00 like, man, even meth's gone awoke. And it's going to be drawing a lot of eyes to his product and it's going to be like free advertising. No bad press is, no press is bad press. And so he's going to make a billion dollars in three days. He's going to have already. He makes a billion.
Starting point is 00:16:19 He has made so many lives, bro. He has ruined so many people with three days. It's a billion. He's thrown thriving communities, like wealthy communities, immediately into slums. Like in those three days, they turn into his fucking skin row. And the thing is, and the thing is, you know, in the time, you know, we don't see it with this. There's probably a flashback explaining this. But during the time in between, you know, there's an episode of the final episode of Breaking Bad where everything kind of falls apart.
Starting point is 00:16:47 And then when he comes back with his hair's all grown because he's living in like Alaska or wherever that. hell he is. During that time, he was working, we don't see it in the original Breaking Bad, but we flashback to show it, where he's working on a new meth formula that mind controls people, that hypnotizes people. We see him kind of perfecting that. And now that his product is all over the place, and it's really, it's popular with like some of like really powerful people, like Elon Musk has hooked on it and he's mind controlled. He's all the richest people in the world. He's, they're like hooked on this myth and that's how
Starting point is 00:17:26 that's how he gets his upper hand that's how he gets funding why does he want to is he controlling like what is if to get this many people to obey him so he can to control them what is his purpose like what does he want why does he want to his purpose he wants
Starting point is 00:17:43 and he wants an army to storm the white the Pentagon so that he can get access yeah he wants to go back to the His ego is really bruised by the fact that he couldn't just solo the Pentagon. And so he really wants to take it. God damn it.
Starting point is 00:18:06 This is more a job for like an MMO. I need a guild. Yeah. I need any. Do you have any warriors? God damn it. I didn't think. Who would be the first recruit of the team?
Starting point is 00:18:18 So who would be the first? So I have an idea who he would attempt. He first, because he's stupid, for some reason, he has a soft blind spot for Jesse Pinkman. He'll try and rope him back into it. He's so stupid. He's going to try to rope him in again. He broke free from slavery and then he's going to try again. Like, hey, listen, I know you just, I know I ruined everything about your life.
Starting point is 00:18:40 But you should really consider coming back. I know I killed. I know I killed your girlfriend and bragged about it in front of you. But, uh, hey. You know what I'm sorry I sold you. I literally sold to the slavery. He sold a girlfriend out of meth. He sold the person.
Starting point is 00:19:00 He sold a person in 2011. Jesse. I'm sorry, I'm sorry I sold you, but I needed to. Look at how beautiful your new meth girlfriend is. He just like sculpted this fucking shitty mannequin made out of meth and just puts up. He actually goes, he goes to, whatever her, the hell her name, Jessica Jones, whatever the actress's name is, goes to her grave and steals her hair. You know, like he still, he steals her hair and then puts the hair with some of the scalp still attached onto it, right?
Starting point is 00:19:36 Oh my God. Well, he, what he uses, he uses his, so he can operate completely in secret. It's almost like that movie Law Biting Citizen where Gerard Butler is killing people from inside the prison. It's like Walter White is, Walter White is, it. is really i love that movie though but it's behind he's behind he's in mount rushmore and he's like he's got like these little mind-controlled meth servants doing all of these like really dirty work and so like it's like yo go steal there go steal this girl's hair from her skeleton and they do it and then he carves a he carves a manikin out of out of rainbow meth and then puts it on like a a hospital bed
Starting point is 00:20:17 wheels it outside and waits for lightning to strike it. And when it does, it like, it comes alive. Oh, my. It comes to me for months to strike it. Yeah, yeah, he was waiting. Jesse. Jesse. She never died.
Starting point is 00:20:32 She never died, Jesse. This is, I know you missed, I know you miss Jane, but this is, this is, this is your new Beth. This is your new Beth girlfriend. I know you're an addict and I know you're lonely So this is like two birds with one stone Jesse And she's all yours if you help me Jesse To help me take the Pentagon Jesse Mr. White
Starting point is 00:20:59 This is the worst thing I am almost speechless Mr. White This is the most diabolical thing you've ever done And you've already done some really fucked up things to me What do you mean, Just trying to help You're so ungrateful
Starting point is 00:21:21 You're so ungrateful, Jesse And then he says Gene, get him And then Gene rips his legs off No What? It's like you can't run, can't run anymore Can't run anymore, Jesse
Starting point is 00:21:40 You can't run from me anymore, Jesse Oh my God Your legs are gone, Jesse Oh, Mr. White his legs. What the hell? What the hell did you do to me, Mr. White? You, you bitch. In that tone.
Starting point is 00:21:52 In that tone. His legs are ripped off. What the hell? What did you do to me? God damn it, bitch. But he's like, but no, but that cools him up. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:06 But no, well, here's a, then they get into a fight. They get into a tussle. He's on his. Oh, he's still fighting back. He's fighting back and he gets the upper hand. And then, And Gene, Gene comes in, and it's like Spider-Man 3 where Peter hits, he like hits Mary Jane, and he hurts her. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:28 Jesse Pickman backhand. Jesse Pickman backhands Jean so hard that she falls over and, like, her head shatters. She's shade of meth. Remember, she's great. And so what happens is Walter's like, listen, I've just, that was, you're probably right. That was really fucked up with me to do. Here's what I can do. and then it cuts
Starting point is 00:22:47 and it's almost like one of those hospital scenes where it's like behind a curtain you see the shadows of Walter White doing a bunch of crazy shit and then the curtain reveals and now Jesse has meth legs
Starting point is 00:22:58 he has the meth legs of he has the meth legs of gene and so now he can jump super high he's like he's like he's it's like Mr. White I'm stronger than ever Mr. White thank whoa this is crazy I can't believe it he's like I told you
Starting point is 00:23:12 I was trying to help you I was trying to help you but the idea of the idea of him hitting Jean and she falls down then she falls into a vat of vomit again and she drowned again yeah yeah the meth
Starting point is 00:23:25 like some fucking the meth wasn't completely solid inside and so when it shattered it fucking the liquid starts coming out of it it's choking it's woh not again bitch
Starting point is 00:23:40 and uh not again so here's the thing he gets the super legs but here's the thing even though he's like grateful for the legs he fucking you know
Starting point is 00:23:52 he fucking like super kicks Walter in the face you know he goes flying into his meth or whatever and then he fucking bust out of the laboratory and we've established our first I guess anti-hero his nemesis this nemesis thing
Starting point is 00:24:07 and what I would like if we can somehow connect this because Walter Jr. I just want some Walter Jr.'s in person. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just want some of that going on.
Starting point is 00:24:19 I want some impressions going on. I think Jesse needs to counter. He's going to counter build a team to take down Walter. And so he first... Walter Jr.? You think it should be Jesse? Yes. I like the idea of Walter Jr.
Starting point is 00:24:37 building a team just to kill Walt. We'll see. He goes, he revives the Mexicans. We'll see. That's what I mean, but I want Jesse's to... Jesse, because Walter, Jr. is living his life right now unaware of the shit, the weird villainous shit that's going on. But Jesse
Starting point is 00:24:50 ropes him into it. Jesse comes running with his meth legs, and he's like, Walt, hey, retod, go ahead and talk to you for a minute. And he's like, ooh. And Walter he was like, I don't really like you very much Jesse. No, well, what
Starting point is 00:25:06 happens? My dad was a fucking loser. He should learn. I feel like he should learn. This will add drama to the fact's like listen he's because he's his legs aren't too great but then walter just gives jesse amazing legs or or or oh that's oh that's oh oh that's like some hostility so there's like there's a deep resentment in addition to the fact that learning he's he's still alive because as far as he knows some crazy shit happened at the pentagon he has no idea what it has any to do with walter
Starting point is 00:25:39 you know it's it's on the news clearly like that's like yo someone gave it exploded the fucking Pentagon like 15 times and then left and escaped. And he's putting it together. He's having like this weird like almost like that's so Raven like vision where he's like, oh, it's Walter. And he gave, yeah. And so that I think that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:04 That I think should be a driving factor for Walt Jr. He should be really resentful of the fact that like Jesse Pimpkin, Jesse Pickman, whatever his name is. had fine legs already. When energy dips, your reviving routine deserves more than a quick fix. Reach for vital proteins, collagen, and protein shaking chocolate. With 30 grams of protein and 10 grams of collagen peptides, it helps support healthy hair, skin, nails, and joints,
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Starting point is 00:26:53 Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said $20 billion.
Starting point is 00:27:10 $1.20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?
Starting point is 00:27:28 What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan.
Starting point is 00:27:41 From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. he didn't need this enhancement and he's staying away from his own son it's fucked up yeah yeah he doesn't fix his son's legs
Starting point is 00:28:01 he's really upset it's gonna take a while though they're not gonna they're obviously because of the resentment and he resents Jesse Pinkman as well because Jesse essentially technically stole away from Walt Jr. too so he's reluctant to join up with them first it doesn't
Starting point is 00:28:20 happen right away they're gonna join up eventually out of necessity but as of right now that is the first contact of what is to come of the foreshattering of what we know it's to come that is going to be an
Starting point is 00:28:33 Avengers in game type of war at the last of the final episode It's like a set up antagonist Yeah Planting the seeds Yeah so now Should any other people
Starting point is 00:28:48 return like uh i i i think i think um i think i think i think mike armintrout didn't die i think he legitimately just wanted to rest you know like he didn't die he actually just took a nap he had he had a pretty bad bullet wound he was like ow that hurt and he's like well you shut up so i can like rest or whatever the fuck he says you find him passed out in a stall on those poeos armanos just like it's like like laying in a stall just arresting diswresting diswresting disreasing disreward resting in the stall. Instead of going to a hospital, he went into a Los Poyos Hermano's stall.
Starting point is 00:29:25 He's in a stall. He has like, he has like, he's like, like, he's like a lot of, like, part of like one of the meals in his hand. He just takes a few bites out of it and he just passes out and he just passes out and falls asleep and he wakes up with his hand. He's like, oh, what's going on? So he went from being one of the most calculated people. He needed to lay low. He needs to lay
Starting point is 00:29:42 low somewhere. He just fell asleep with it. I'm hungry. Let me go to fucking. Oh, what's going on? No, so here's. So, so. It's, so. It's Still fresh. So here's the thing, too. It's like, okay, so, yeah, Micromatrice should definitely come back.
Starting point is 00:29:53 I think, I think Hank should come back too. And it should be a similar reveal where, where, hold on, wait, wait, let me explain. It'll be a similar thing as to Walter where, like, we just, it was somebody else.
Starting point is 00:30:09 It was just somebody else in a, like, very nearby who got shot in the head. And we just thought it was Hank. Like we just like we just oh wait we didn't notice that it was like a heck was actually a little bit further away This is actually somebody else who looks very very similar to Hank this was honk It was like it was and so Yeah Yeah so
Starting point is 00:30:42 And so Hank's still Okay so honk got shot and buried and then Hank was at home Yeah Hank was at home the entire time still shitting looking at that uh when he figured out that what the initials were When he sees the dumb, it wasn't when he fixed out, not Walwin. It was Hank Traders. It was Hank Trader's twin brother Honk, who we didn't know about up until recently, who, like, was so jealous of Hank's job. But he knew Walter was guilty from the start, and he was so frustrated that Hank didn't know.
Starting point is 00:31:16 And so, like, when Hank found out, when Hank found out on the toilet, he was trying to reach him. And he was like, fuck this. I'll do it myself. And so he assumed the role of Hank. And now that's actually. who's dead and Hank is still shitting he's still shitting. He's still shitting on the toilet.
Starting point is 00:31:33 Guys I cannot be a... I can't. Guys, I can't. I'm about to start crying. I'm not saying. Then cry. He needed a moment. You kept going.
Starting point is 00:31:41 I'm like, hold on. My brain's having a hard time processing that. He has a... Hank has a twin brother named... So, so it's... Yeah, so he... And he was like...
Starting point is 00:32:02 He's not even like a cop or anything. He's like a... I don't even know. He's like a... He hosts like a game show on public access. He's a fucking cloud. He's an Uncle Magic. He's an Uncle Magic type person.
Starting point is 00:32:15 Where he just, but he always, like from the second everything started with Walter White, he knew like that's Walter White. Like he knew immediately and he kept trying to tell Hank, but like Hank wasn't hearing any of it because he was too like, he's too rap. Yeah. Let's go. He's like, oh, oh, Hank, he's Walter White. He's like, yeah, I know. But you know who that is, though, right? Because Honk is into the future.
Starting point is 00:32:36 No, Hump was... No, no, stop. Stop. No, no. Stop it. Stop. You got... He just understood...
Starting point is 00:32:47 No, no, no, he just understood intrinsically. Like, the second he saw that first drawing of Heisenberg, he was like, oh, that's Walter. And Hank was like, nah. And he's like, no, dude. No, I swear to you. And then they actually got into a fight about it because he was so adamant. Honk was so adamant to Hank that it was Walter. and he wasn't having it that they excommunicated him from the family
Starting point is 00:33:08 and that's why you don't see him ever in Breaking Bad is because he's been cut out of the family because Hank and him are fighting They're gonna give I want to say they're gonna give one episode It's gonna be dedicated to the relationship And here's the thing Hunk was the overachiever Honk was the one who always had dreams and aspirations
Starting point is 00:33:25 Of being like a detective and stuff But the thing is Hank is very spiteful And in some way He ended up getting like making hunk like he he somehow became the pariah of the family and he stole his dream of being a detective and and and hunk out of like shame and stuff was like fuck it i'm gonna just be i'm gonna be the most disrespectful thing i can think i'm just be a fucking clown and fuck off right but he's always had a knack he's always had a knack for being like he knows what's good and even though he despises
Starting point is 00:34:00 his brother he still loves them deep down and when he figures it out himself he reaches out, hey, I, it's, it's Walter. It's clearly Walter. He's like, he's still, he's still shitting and flushing the toilet and stuff. Like, like, shut the fuck up. Yeah. Like, you don't know shit. No, he doesn't even answer.
Starting point is 00:34:18 Like, they're talking. They're talking you hearing plops. He doesn't even answer. Because he's still in, he's still in like a trance. And he's like, Hank, hey, pick up the phone. And he's like, he's still in a trance, like shitting, plop, plop. And then he's like, fuck it. And then he's like, fuck it.
Starting point is 00:34:34 I'll do it my. self. And so he goes, he pretends to be Hank, and that's how Hank ends up in that situation in Ozzy Mandy is. And it was actually honk. And there's a whole episode explaining it. And so Hank, Hank is back in the picture. He finds out that his brother is dead in addition to Gomi and, you know, all the other bullshit that's happened. So he's on a revenge path too against Walter for all the shit he's done and he's and he's super fast he's lost so much weight shitting
Starting point is 00:35:09 that he's actually real thin and real fit he's like very muscular and very like very fit now uh because he's been shitting on the toilet for so long uh because that's how that works and and so like that's that's another antagonist for the show. Walter.
Starting point is 00:35:27 Yeah. Tom to clean it up Walter. Yeah and um and at some point later in the season I think there needs to be even a bigger reveal and it's somehow Gus didn't die either
Starting point is 00:35:42 somehow Gus got his face blown off but he's just going to die well no no wait wait hold on that wasn't yeah well the thing is it's going to be like that that wasn't actually Gus that was Giss that was that was
Starting point is 00:36:01 that was that was that was just that was somebody else that was that was bus it was uh the it was uh
Starting point is 00:36:14 the it was uh he turns out no let's go with let's go with Gus and Giss with no well it no you know what Gus
Starting point is 00:36:26 Gus should Gus shouldn't have a a twin I wanted to still be him yeah it'll still be Gus I prefer Gus He falls over. He falls over and then like they take him to the hospital and then they give him penicill and then he wakes up.
Starting point is 00:36:44 I like the idea. I like the idea that they take him to the hospital. They put a bunch of fucking Play-Doh on his face and they just replicate the destroyed side of Play-Doh. And then he's back to normal. That's it. He's fine. Absolutely fine. I like, I like the idea of it being akin to the dark night.
Starting point is 00:37:05 where Harvey is like he's just he's just he's just existing with half his face for some fucking reason or like yeah like oh I'm crazy and I'm not gonna like they try to make it I just like the idea of Gus
Starting point is 00:37:20 you know he got blown up he's just in a coma for a little while and then you know they ask him uh yeah oh wow you you actually woke up nobody saw that coming that doesn't make any sense but what a miracle do you do you want us to skin graft your face and he's like
Starting point is 00:37:36 no I look dope like some type of face of two or something yeah he says some sort of double-faced man that won't be necessary it's me double face
Starting point is 00:37:51 he goes by he goes by he it's me double face he goes by he goes by double face now
Starting point is 00:38:02 Gus Fring is dead there's only double face And so he is furious. They're really dual face. And so he's furious because, man, Walter White not only blew half of his face off, turning him into the now really feared crime lord double face. But he stole the kill from him. He killed Hector. And he wanted to kill Hector.
Starting point is 00:38:29 So he's pissed at Walter too. So Walter has this like conglomerate of like just, just this massive. array of people, including his own son potentially, against him as he is as he is on a quest to take the Pentagon, receive the nuclear codes, and send the world
Starting point is 00:38:47 to do a nuclear fallout as revenge for the for all the shit that he went through, even though it's all his fault. Yeah. This is amazing. When energy dips, your reviving routine deserves more than a quick fix. Reach for vital proteins, collagen, and protein
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Starting point is 00:39:29 I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome.
Starting point is 00:39:44 I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?
Starting point is 00:40:07 What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan.
Starting point is 00:40:20 From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. This is pretty good. This is a great plot. We need a new antagonist.
Starting point is 00:40:34 Yeah, everything's going to converge at one point. Yeah, everything's going to converge. though. Brand spanking new. The Mexican brothers. Oh, brand new. Like, like, New Zealand. So, so.
Starting point is 00:40:45 Yeah, somebody new to the show. I got an idea. I got an idea. Right. So we get, we get a character that is played by, um,
Starting point is 00:40:53 um, by method man, right? Okay. Method man. What are we doing? I was thinking, I was thinking.
Starting point is 00:41:04 What do you think? What do you think, what do you think, Derek? I was thinking. I don't know if this is too extreme or something, but I was like, how could we, how could we insert Walter Gagons, Walton Gaggins, into the show? Yeah, how do we, how do we get Walton Gagons into the show as the ghoul, but it's not the ghoul?
Starting point is 00:41:28 How could, how do we, how do we do that? All right, I have an idea. Okay, so Walton, Walton Gagons can be, so because there is also underneath all of this, there is the rainbow mind control meth scenario at play. And so, Walton Goggins is, I don't know, maybe like, maybe not a detective. Oh, he's a doctor. He's a doctor and he's seeing these patients and he's noticing like, someone's not right with these patients and he's noticing a trend that they're all,
Starting point is 00:41:59 they're all meth addicts. And that would be one thing, but that has its own symptoms. But this is like something else. It's like, and he finds rainbow meth and he realizes that there's, some plot going on where people are being mind controlled by the Met. There's some way in which this happens. But he finds himself at Oswald's because he's trying to save the mind-controlled people. And that's his goal.
Starting point is 00:42:21 He's like, what the fuck is going on? There's like a mind-controlled thing. And no one believes him because it's insane. And he actually loses his medical license because people start thinking he's insane. And people don't believe him that people are being mind-controlled by meth. And it turns out It turns out everyone's hooked on this stuff Except him
Starting point is 00:42:40 There are babies There are children There's like fucking elders They're all hooked on this shit And he's the one who isn't And uh I don't know maybe he Um
Starting point is 00:42:53 Look I think I don't know how he becomes the ghoul I think that I think that role I think that role should exist But I don't I don't want it for him I want
Starting point is 00:43:04 I want this guy, I want him to be, like, I wanted to still be some sort of like cowboy dude in a way that I was thinking like if he was, he's the, he's the director of Homeland Security or something. Or like, you know, like he's, he's like in charge of like all this counterterrorism. Yeah. Like, this is, this is what I'm picturing. He's corrupt as shit, but he's also, he, he does his job. He's almost like Cointel Pro in a way that or like a double agent, right? Where he does his job.
Starting point is 00:43:39 He needs to thwart this counterterrorism, which is, you know, that there are whispers about everything that you were saying and that Walter is ahead of it. But that's just conspiracy theories. But he's like, this is crazy. But at the same time, he's like, I need this will, I need to kill two birds one stone where I need to investigate this possible threat. But also he's been, he took over the blue meth. and so that this new fucking woke meth came out he's like the fuck biting into my fucking shit
Starting point is 00:44:09 my my my shit and so he's he's the director but he's still dressed like a cowboy he's still dressed like a fucking cowboy his face will melt at some point but like I'm not sure his face will melt at the end
Starting point is 00:44:24 his face will melt at the end of episode he tries both mess at once and then he fucking melts his face It melts his face. I was going to say it's, his face will just melt when the nukes go off at the end of the first season of this new show. So he's going to fucking succeed. He's going to.
Starting point is 00:44:48 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He will succeed and then it turns into fallout essentially. Essentially. Dude, that's amazing. And then it'll be all the factions. All the factions will bring them. Walter Jr. I'm a faction.
Starting point is 00:45:05 Jesse Pinkman will have a faction. Right, yeah. This is amazing. There'll be the Methleggs faction with Jesse Pickman. There'll be a. Where everybody in that faction has meth legs. And they have a shrine to Jean, the deceased gene. That's their god.
Starting point is 00:45:31 And then Shrater. Freyler will have like basically something like the enclave sort of like the law and order. Like we need fucking law and order here. Oh yeah. Who else? Walt Jr. will have just an army of cripples. Yeah, he gets every crippled, every mutated person after the blast.
Starting point is 00:45:54 He joins his faction. Well, he gets everybody who's fundamentally disabled together because he understands that they will also be upset to know that there's just some guy who can fix everything that is not doing it and is instead going on a revenge quest to destroy the world when they could just, oh, my arms don't work, replace them with great, with power, superpowered meth legs or meth arms or whatever. Like you could do this for us, but you're not doing it. How cruel are you? That's good.
Starting point is 00:46:28 I like that. I just, I want to circle back to something. I want to circle back to that. With you talking about the augmented meth parts, I think the way that Walter, Walt gets it done is when he realized the potential of Jesse Pinkman's meth legs, he builds armor that is akin to the power armor in Fallout. Oh, right. Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:46:55 And it's just these meth controlled suits. And so he puts in, he builds a faction of the brother. of meth, I don't know. It's the brotherhood of meth essentially. That is able to storm the Pentagon and get the codes and start the actual the nuclear fallout and shit. And once that is done,
Starting point is 00:47:17 and once that is done at the end of season one where the nuke explodes, it's only one nuke. We're not going to go crazy. So part of the world is like fucked. But then the other part is still like, it's definitely in shambles because that part of the world is fucked.
Starting point is 00:47:28 We need more of the world to explode later in later seasons, I think. So like the West Coast or whatever, or the East Coast, I guess, because this is... No, it would be the Pentagon. So the East Coast is fog. Yeah. The West Coast is kind of like in shambles. And so what we find out is like during, throughout the entire season, because Walter
Starting point is 00:47:48 has access to so many minds, right? He's able to build the Pridwin, basically. And Mount Rushmore opened. up when the nuke goes off and a fucking starship basically flies out of Mount Rushmore and Walter White is is aboard it and he's hovering over over the wasteland and the ship is his face also. It's actually like a big metal drawing. You know, you know the drawing of Heisenberg that they did on the piece of paper with like the crude with like the hat and the sunglasses?
Starting point is 00:48:31 Right, right, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's that but a giant metal ship, and it's just always looking down at the wasteland. So everyone knows. And that's actually how the rest of the world learns that Heisenberg is still alive and he didn't actually die in the raid.
Starting point is 00:48:50 Right, like, holy shit. And when all hope seems lost, everything seems like lost and stuff. Like, you know, there's all these factions and chaos and stuff and there's just the one hope, the one guy that's going to just really set things and make things make sense because who's supposed to have been the man of reason
Starting point is 00:49:08 in the original series, Mike Armond Trout essentially. He's kind of been like the voice of reason where he's just trying to like do things. Don't go. We had a good thing going type of thing. You know, he's always been like, come on, let's just keep things in order type thing.
Starting point is 00:49:20 That he's going to be the guy who's like, he's going to be the guy to, he's going to be the guy to wrap everything together and try to organize everything. He goes, at the end of the first season, when the nuke explodes, and it's revealed that he has the starship. And it's not a starship. It can't, like, leave the atmosphere anything. But it's like a Pridwin, like a blimp, like a big Zeppelin.
Starting point is 00:49:42 Yeah. And all that's happening. At the very end, Mike Herman Trouts, like, I think I know someone who can help. And then it cuts to them and they knock on a strange door. And who opens that door? but Frankie Munez Is
Starting point is 00:50:06 as Malcolm or who's he As Malcolm Because Walter White left that Because Walter White Hal left that family And started a new one Right Right
Starting point is 00:50:19 Right And then Frankie Munes Shows up This is so fucking Dad What the What the hell is this I
Starting point is 00:50:30 I thought I I thought I killed you I thought I killed you I thought I thought I know I killed your other brothers I know I killed your other brothers but I thought I shot you in the chested heart while you were sleeping
Starting point is 00:50:46 what you shot the dog dad you're you fucking idiot you can even you didn't even know it was me you never paid attention to me dad That's why Frankie Munoz has that tweet up. That's why Frankie Munoz has that tweet up about him having nightmares about being shot in the chest and heart and feeling it.
Starting point is 00:51:08 You ever see that? Is that real? That is very real. I remember it specifically because it was one of the first things that I saw on Twitter that made me laugh audibly. It was Frankie, Frankie Mune's, uh, heart, dream. I don't know. I don't know what to serve for this. Some crazy keywords.
Starting point is 00:51:36 Oh yeah, here it is. It's Frankie. Frankie Mune is 8.52 p.m. July 10th, 2013. Is it normal to feel like you're having a heart attack a few times a week? Oh, the pain. No, there was something else that he tweeted. Where the fuck was it? When energy dips, your reviving routine deserves more than a quick fix.
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Starting point is 00:52:27 I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.
Starting point is 00:53:01 Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with? Morgan and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Oh, man. That's still a really bad thing to experience. Yeah, wait. Oh, yeah, here it is.
Starting point is 00:53:32 December 3rd, 2014, I have about four dreams a week that I get shot in. Last night, I could actually feel the burn of the bullets as they entered my chest and heart. Dude. Oh, fuck. What is going on? Especially because at the time, it was like a picture. That's how the, that's the song that the first season ends with. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:00 Life is unfair And then that's the first season of Breaking Bad 2 Breaking Worst Pertheses Revengeance Revengeance Revengeance Frank Immune
Starting point is 00:54:14 The fact that Frank Immune is The door He looks so disheveled He looks like an old child Yeah totally Yeah in this in this show He looks He's gonna look older too
Starting point is 00:54:26 Like he's definitely gonna be like He's gonna be like Mega balding It's gonna be a little frail. And it's, yeah, it'll be a moment. Because Mike Irman Char, remember, he was the security detail.
Starting point is 00:54:39 He did a lot of stalking. He did a lot of tracking. Mike Ermentrout did a lot of this. So he would be the person to find Walter White's previous family, all of whom are dead except for Frankie Munez because Frankie Munes is essentially the boy who lived from that family.
Starting point is 00:54:57 He's like Harry Potter to that. Right. And Walter White's the Voldemort of that entire situation. And so they're going to get Frankie Munez to join them in their crusade against the evil Walter White and his army of meth-addicted mind control wokesters. Wokesters, yeah, they're rainbowed meth fucking power armor, just crushing all intolerance. what they deem intolerant, I guess.
Starting point is 00:55:32 Yeah. That's, that's, uh, that's, uh, that's racist. Get them. It's like, it's, it has nothing to do with anything. It's, it's just, yeah, they're all racist. Get them. And they, they just crush them, crush the opposition because it's, they're meth armor. And, um, yeah, so Frankie, I don't, how, so how is he going to take down?
Starting point is 00:55:50 Is he going to have like a, do you think in, um, well, I guess that that, that'll be, that, that should be for season two, right? Yeah, exactly. Exactly, yeah. Of that went, yeah, yeah, okay. I think, is there more, do you guys want to put more in there? Because I feel like we saw Frankie a little early. We can pepper stuff in between.
Starting point is 00:56:06 I feel like Frankie was a little sort of an early reveal. Well, it was, it was an early reveal, but like, I think we, there are things we can pepper in. Like, we didn't mention Skyler at all. Like, I feel like,
Starting point is 00:56:18 I don't know. Oh, Skyler's dead. She's just dead. Well, I feel like it would be wasted for her to have an off-screen death because I think a lot of people would really like that payoff. So maybe. there's a at some point like like the the where the where the nuke drops is specifically on her eye like it just like like like you can see like the the point like the point where the first little like there's a little there's a little like it slows down to the point where you know like it's going like this slow and then you just see it like it make contact with her fucking eye and then just decimated entire area and that was That was the first and last time you see her in.
Starting point is 00:57:03 Like, she was just living her life. She was staying out of this shit. Oh, what about Saul? What about Saul? What about Saul? Oh, Saul, holy shit, right? Yeah, we didn't mention him at all. Saul's definitely got out of a fashion.
Starting point is 00:57:18 Saul, Saul should be at, what you call the house, at a Frigman's his house, like drinking Dr. Pepper or some shit like that. And he's like, hey, what's going on, Walt? And it's just Saul's in the house with Frankie Meera. Canonically speaking with Better Call Saul, he's in jail probably by the time this is happening. He's been hiding out for a little bit. After Breaking Bad, he hides out for like a couple of months and then he gets found out and then he gets arrested. But yeah, so he would be in like a jail.
Starting point is 00:57:47 And oh, he's just before the ending a Better Call Saul? Because any of medical soul's years of the future. So does the fallout happen? and then like it gets cleared up before the ending of better call saw Oh yeah so when the world end and then it gets fixed No so no no here's what happens
Starting point is 00:58:07 Here's what happens For the sake for the sake of For the sake of making this nonsense fit together Yeah Frank has Hank Schrader has been shitting on that toilet for years
Starting point is 00:58:20 And Walter White has been unconscious Like So he so yeah he's So here's what it is. Walter White swings across the desert trees and finds himself in a place where he can, like, patch up his wound. But then he passes out for years. And he goes into a corner and then they both come to, they both basically come to at around the same time.
Starting point is 00:58:47 So it can happen after Better Call Saul or during. Actually, I think what should happen is moments after the nuke drops. When energy dips, your reviving routines are as much. more than a quick fix. Reach for vital proteins, collagen, and protein shaking chocolate. With 30 grams of protein and 10 grams of collagen peptides, it helps support healthy hair, skin, nails, and joints, and a smooth, ready-to-drink, shake.
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Starting point is 00:59:31 It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number.
Starting point is 00:59:50 Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?
Starting point is 01:00:07 Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law,
Starting point is 01:00:20 from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. The finale of Better Call Saul is like three minutes before the nuke explodes. and so And so as the world is As the world is plunged into chaos Saul takes advantage of the chaos
Starting point is 01:00:43 And breaks Either breaks out of prison or becomes Like the leader Almost like in Fallen-New Vegas How there's that prison That's like under control By like the inmates or whatever It's like that
Starting point is 01:00:57 Sure But maybe it's just Saul's prison That's what it's called Saul's prison Yeah Oh man All right But yeah
Starting point is 01:01:09 He should be a later reveal I think I think he should have He should have a second season Like a primarily like a second season kind of thing Saul should have a thunder dome Yeah like a thunderdome like a mad magicist thing Yeah Right totally in the prison
Starting point is 01:01:21 He'll be a big player in this He'll be a big player And he speaks Japanese Like for some reason All his followers are Japanese So he talks to Walt in English But whenever he goes on like the megaphone Why?
Starting point is 01:01:31 He's speaking your name. Japanese the whole of support. I don't know for some reason he helps me Japanese. It's like a game show. It's like a Japanese game show. It is never going to be It's never going to be addressed either. Why? Why? Why? Why? Where?
Starting point is 01:01:50 He barely speaks Spanish well and he has to. So like the idea that he just knew Japanese this whole time is fucking insane. But yeah, also Megaphone Omayo Omaido
Starting point is 01:02:04 Indoor Indeed People get ripped their ass They're writing fucking death claws and shit Like riding death claws and shit Like riding death clause And also
Starting point is 01:02:16 Also while we're at it Completely unrelated But as a result of the radiation Tuko comes back As well Tuko's back as a ghoul though He's a ghoul He was like
Starting point is 01:02:38 Wasn't he smashed in the car Or where what happened to him? I can't remember I'm sure he was like a really bad car accident He got destroyed No no he just got shot Hank I think Hank shot him
Starting point is 01:02:49 Oh right he was in the he was in the In the middle nowhere With his with his with with uh Yeah he was in the desert with Walton Jesse With it yeah with Hector And Hector Yeah, and then he just kind of came up and shot him. It was kind of unceremonious.
Starting point is 01:03:06 Right, I remember now. So he's actually been unconscious this whole time as well. He didn't actually die either. He was unconscious the entire time. These are hibernation bullets. These are hibernation bullets. You get shot, you sleep. But the nuke woke him up.
Starting point is 01:03:26 Yeah, it wakes him up. And he goes, what was that? He and he. S.A. he's like goddain this shit kicks like a pack mule he's great and what just yeah his fury his insanity and his BPD
Starting point is 01:03:44 that he obviously has it like it makes him like the most dangerous warrior he's like he's like he's like fucking um he's like the ghoul he's like he's like Walton Goggins in fucking in the fallout series
Starting point is 01:03:58 he's like that day you know what actually yeah maybe Walton Gagin should just play Tuko and we just don't address that it's clearly not a Mexican man Why not? Why not? He also plays... But he also plays the Secret Service guy. He's doing like an Eddie Murphy.
Starting point is 01:04:18 I was just thinking that, dude. He's doing an Eddie Murphy thing. He plays two fucking rolls. That's awesome. Yeah. I love that. I didn't think of them as scary. Like, I remember Gould's not being scary at all to me
Starting point is 01:04:29 in Fallout. And then seeing how they act in the show was like, These things are terrifying probably. They just rip people apart. We're so removed from what a ghoul actually is when you're playing Fallout because you're just blasting the shit out of them. They're just one time in their head jump off their neck. They essentially just slap you.
Starting point is 01:04:48 That's what it feels like. You know, like when they come close to you, it just seems like a little slap and then a little, just a little red little flash. It's like it's not, it doesn't feel like. They actually do that. They actually do just slat. They're mauling you. No, they do.
Starting point is 01:05:02 slap you to death. They basically, they just, they slap you to shit, man. I just wind up. I wind up with my fucking, uh, you get to get the fucking gravel fist thing, the thing that's like pretty much a gauntlet. If you punch somebody,
Starting point is 01:05:18 like put straddle in them. I love the brass knuckles. I love the brass knuckles that you can like strap or the, the bat that you can strap razor blades to. Do bleed damage? It's fucking ridiculous. That game's insane. But yeah, so that's the first...
Starting point is 01:05:33 And I'm like, so insidious. This is a good place to leave the first season of Breaking Bad 2, Breaking Worst, parentheses, Revengeance for now. But I think we've got a lot of, we've got a lot of plot points that we can pick up at any point in time. If we have an idea, if this does well in the ratings, which I have no reason to believe why it wouldn't,
Starting point is 01:05:55 we've got a lot of great twists, a lot of great turns, a lot of great premises, some great themes about like meth legs and... and that's it yep yeah I think I think we have a hit on our hands and then season two is going to be even bigger and better
Starting point is 01:06:11 it's going to have Saul Goodman's Thunderdome it's going to have Frankie Munes taking a primary role it's going to have the brotherhood of Mets Frankie Meeves
Starting point is 01:06:23 Frankie Meeves pretty much Frankie Meeheets he's going to be dog meat that's so stupid he's fucking Munes guys This might be the stupidest fucking...
Starting point is 01:06:37 This is exceptionally stupid. We might have topped Independence Day 2. I think we topped Independence Day 2, actually. This is ridiculous. I was actually thinking, like, as we were recording this, I was talking... I was thinking about the door and who would be behind the door, and the first thought I had was Uncle Phil.
Starting point is 01:06:57 But it made... They would have no reason. Why the fuck did they knock on that door? be James fucking Avery. Why would it be James Avery? It's so fucking amazing. What freaking penis makes more sense. James Avery's funnier.
Starting point is 01:07:16 It makes more sense. I think that's so insane. The idea of the knock on the door. Walter. Where's Will? Where's Will? Where's Will? William.
Starting point is 01:07:34 Yeah, that's great. The Bricket Butler comes in. Master Avery, sir. Master Avery. He calls him Master Avery. Master Avery. So stupid. So I'm thinking of, in front of this episode, I'm going to just play the Breaking Bad theme song backwards.
Starting point is 01:07:53 I think I'm just going to play it backwards. Can we get away with, this episode will start? Can we get away with just playing the real theme? Yeah, absolutely. especially if it's so short that there's no chance it's going to get claimed but I want to use it we should end the episode with it in reverse
Starting point is 01:08:11 I think I don't know because I because like I understand what you're saying but I just think it just it depends on how obvious it like if it does it might not sound anything
Starting point is 01:08:26 like the Breaking Bad theme at all and I'm not like if you play it in him backwards. Did somebody upload it? I feel like somebody's had to have uploaded that. Yeah, absolutely do it in reverse. Absolutely do it in reverse.
Starting point is 01:08:50 It's so stupid sounding. I can hear it in my head and I don't know if it's correct. I cannot imagine that song backwards. I'm trying really hard to. It sounds perfectly stupid. I can't do it. So yeah, let's just go with that. Yeah, that was our first season of Breaking Back
Starting point is 01:09:10 add two, breaking worse, parentheses, Revenience. I think if you liked this pitch for a full first season, maybe, I don't know, what is this? Probably like 10 episodes, I think. You probably get that we probably even maybe about, maybe eight. You could probably get it done in. Yeah. But unless we pepper some more thing. Because the thing is, we can always just add flashbacks in later seasons if we want to
Starting point is 01:09:36 throw in some new players. But maybe we'll do it. a season two. New characters. Maybe we'll do a season two. Who knows. If you guys like it, let us know. Next week, or the week after, we're going to be having one of those two. We're going to be having our extra ammo dictatorship elections. I'm going through each and every episode right now and kind of like, just so you guys don't, you can listen to them again if you want, but I'm going, I'm writing down like basically a bullet pointed list of all of our policies and I'm going to see if I can attach a poll to that so that you guys can vote and then we'll do an episode where we go over the
Starting point is 01:10:14 over the results because it's been a while since we recorded. I don't expect you guys to watch three hours of rambling just to get like what our rules are. So we're going to make that pretty clear. That'll either be next week or the week after depending. Definitely in May. So keep your eyes peeled for that. And yeah. If you're listening to this also be aware that you have access to the merch shop, snarktank.shop. Just want to remind you. And I think, yeah, that'll be it. You're in danger. Remember that.
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