The Snark Tank - Extra Ammo: Independenence Day 2 (Free Patreon Exclusive)

Episode Date: December 1, 2023

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All right, enough of that bullshit. Enjoy the episode. You think, fuck it. You think Geico is sprinted? They're like, dude, we got them. So for context, before the show started, I shared this video of this guy. I think his name is Skate G for Life on Instagram or whatever. And it's just a straight up fucking crow magnet or something.

Like, I don't know what's, I don't know. I don't even say that to be mean. Like, I just, like, he's just straight up looks like a caveman. And I don't have any explanation for it. I thought it was like maybe like a Muppet at first for like a second. Like the first second, I was like, that's a Muppet. And then it looked, it looked too. real.

So I was like, all right, that can't be a Muppet. That's clearly biological. Is this dude being studied? I don't know, man. I feel like you don't study past people no more really like that.

But that's just a, that's just a behind creature, you know? No, but like, what is it? Like, what is the,

I want to know what the condition is. You know what I mean? But I can't find anything. I googled extensively and I couldn't find anything. Right, like caveman syndrome. I did. I googled caveman syndrome.

Just had a curiosity. Today I googled the guy's username plus disease. Because I'm just curious. Because I'm genuinely just curious about it. I'm sure he's been to the doctor. Like, and it's like, if he's ever been interviewed, I wonder if he's ever been interviewed. Yeah, I'm really curious.

You know he can't speak English. Shut the fuck out. He speaks like the arrival language. You know, like, you know what I mean? Some people have slightly squashed faces thanks to the Neanderthal DNA. People with two Neanderthal genes have heads that are flat on the top. No, but that's the, no, no, no, no, but that's like, that's a, that's, that is a, he doesn't have that. That's not, yeah, that's not the same.

That would be like if, I don't even know, whatever, we're, we're getting off topic. Welcome back to another episode of MLB baseball. Today, we're going to be, we're going to. In light of the recent UFO discoveries and hearings or whatever, and in light of the writer's strike, both in tandem, we thought we would kind of get together here and basically scab. We're going to write a film about what is happening right now. We're going to root it in the Independence Day IP because Independence Day 2 doesn't count.

Even to them it doesn't count because it's not. even called Independence Day 2. It's called the Independence Day 2. Right. So we get to make Independence Day 2, the real one. And we're going to write it for Mr. Bob Iger, who I'm sure is a very good person and a very reason. I don't even think Bob Iger owns a Independence Day.

Very good, very good, very rich, very not paying his employees enough person. I thought it was really cool how, as a Christmas bonus, he gave all of his employees a signed copy of his book instead of an actual bonus. I think that's really cool. He did? But yeah. That's real? Yeah, that's absolutely.

And he wrote about it too. That's what's nuts. That's not even something that somebody else had to like narc on him for. It was literally just be like, it was him thinking that that was like a cool thing for him to do. I love that, by the way. I just, I just, is there any, is there not any? Do you think he minds the like the stereotypes? Because I'm like, bro, please.

Please, please. You're not helping. You're not helping. I know he doesn't give a fuck. I think he has so much money. I think he has so much money and so much security and so much success that I don't think he can possibly care about any of that. He doesn't give a fuck, dude. I already, like where I am, I barely care and I'm in no position to care.

I'm in no position not to care. Fair enough. And so I can't even imagine what it would be like to just be in Bob Iger's shoes and just like kicking maids down the stairs or whatever it is the phone, whatever the fuck it is that he does in his spare time. people probably like you're a fucking piece of shit he's like so what dude i don't like i don't care like the what you're gonna race for your whole life i've had 10 times over like i don't care about you i just don't whatever dude all right all right listen so so so so take your life and and then and do sign out let's let's let's let's let's let's let's start this we got we got we got to okay too uh we're we're we're crossing we're crossing the picket line right now

so what we're what we're doing has to be really It has to be so good that everybody would be like, yeah, they cross the picket line, but like that's a masterpiece. So, like, it was worth it. Sorry, all of my friends that are writers, visualized designers. Yeah. Sorry to every single one of the people we know who's actually out there striking. Like, we know people personally who are doing. Which is a lot.

I know a lot of my friends are out. Like a lot of my friends are out there. It's really uncomfortable. You know what's kind of crazy about being in Burbank is that like, especially right now during the strike, You'll go out a lot. And because the strike is happening, there's a lot of people in bars and, and you'll just run into like special. Like I ran into like some guy who did special effects for like the thing in like a bar or something. Like the original.

And I was like, what the fuck? It was some old guy. And it was like, yeah, man. I did this and that for this movie and that movie. And I was like, this is fucking crazy that I'm talking to these people. And they're all out because they're right of strike. So I guess what we're going to. that people, people live in, the thing is that, like, when we live in Burbank, a lot of the film

industries here, like a vast majority of it is in this area. Yeah, a lot of, I noticed that a lot of, yeah, a lot of Hollywood, it's not here. A lot of Hollywood, I noticed that, too, like, in the last few years, it's like, a lot of Hollywood is just here. Is this down? And it's kind of bizarre. Yeah, Burbank. Because Hollywood's just a party place.

Hollywood is, like, where people go to, like, go to, like, you know, weho or whatever, or there's like some fucking some tourist attraction of the Chinese theaters there I guess and you'll see movies there but like it's it's very bizarre

like how many things I recognize it sucks man it does Hollywood sucks it's fucking terrible after after living in Burbank for such a long time

and like spending time here and realizing how much more superior this is to like most of LA it's insane how like there's a period of time I'm like I want to go to Hollywood is like no everything you do in Hollywood

you can just do in Burbank or anywhere else really like To be honest. I never wanted to go to Hollywood. I always hated when people were like, let's go. Let's go to Hollywood. You're from not L.A., though. That's the thing.

Or you're from L.A., but not in Central L.A. We moved the fuck out of L.A. because of how trash it is. And then I would just visit when I had to. Because you were born to L.A., right? You were born in East Lose, right? Not Yislaus, but I was just born in fucking South Central proper. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, L.A. Yeah, it sucks, Dick. And I only come from like Amoeba records or something that was like my only thing I want to go to Amoeba Records is fucking dope I really like the Miba Records yeah I don't know actually I thought they closed it down I don't think so I remember hearing that too

Fire bro that place is Fire don't Clinton Tarantino own it I'm pretty sure Quentin Tarantino owns Amoe Records if he does I did not know that somebody somebody somebody told me that at Amoeba Records so they could I mean they could have been lying but

and they just like age you know, just some random Hey, you know that. He just said it to you for no reason. Yeah, it's still open. It's still going. It's still going. Probably maybe had some hiccups because of the pandemic, but whatever.

Anyway, we got to get the show on the road. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So Independence Day ended with them exploding that one ship, right? Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah. They sent that guy to kill himself, didn't they? Yeah, uh, Randy Quaid. The crazy one.

Yeah, Randy Quaid. The one that got. Yeah, you're the one that got like clearly probed. He threw himself and saved the universe. So I think, so now obviously everybody's a lot older. You can't do like the day, like independence day after the independent. You know what I mean? Like you can't do it like 24 hours later.

So it's got to be like years later. So I think how we should do it is. Uh-huh. Well, my pitch at least as a jumping off point is that Will Smith is retired. He's divorced. His wife slept with his son's friend. and he's very, very distraught. And, you know, that's, that's,

he's just, he's really down on his luck. Are we, can it actually be, I don't remember what his name was in the movie in the first one? Was it? Trey's the name of the son. Well, just in general, I don't know any, can it just be Will Smith now? No, no, no.

I'll look up the name of the character. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can we just redcon it to be, okay, fine. Yeah, that was always Will Smith. It was Will Smith then. It was Will Smith and, you know, he's having a rough time on account of all the stuff that he's been through. Okay, I forgot how cool with this movie. He beat up a comedian.

He was like, they were like at some like White House Correspondence dinner or something because he's like, he's like this national hero. He like saved the world from aliens or whatever. And so like people are just. constantly making jokes at his expense. Like, oh, look, the guy who saved the world once and did nothing else after that. And he ran up on stage during the White House Correspondence Dinner. And it was like, I don't know, some, it was like Hannibal Burris or something. And then he goes up and beats the shit out of Hannibal Burris.

Like, he puts him in a wheelchair. And then he gets, he gets discharged. He gets discharged. Dishonorably discharged from the White House correspondent there. Imagine having a gall to insult the guy that saved the world. Like imagine going up like, ah, look at the guy to save the way

you did nothing after it's like, bro, I saved, I've done more in one afternoon than anyone who probably ever do, period.

Not impressed. It's not impressed, not really that cool. Very impressed. Look at the way he's dressed and he gets up and he just starts to be in the piss out of him, dude.

Yeah, yeah, it's really bad. It looks like, uh, it sounds like he's slapping a jelly mattress. You know that scene in Avengers when Hulk is like

whipping Loki around? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like that, but like Will Smith doing that to Hannibal birds. He's fucking dragging him by the ankle. It's like that, but imagine removing all the comedy. There's no funny parts of it. Yeah, it's not funny at all. It's like really, it's really dire.

And, you know, Hannibal's in a wheelchair. He's like speaking like Stephen Hawking. And he's, and so the president's like, yo, that's not cool. Will's or whatever, Sergeant Wilson, whatever the fuck his name was. Huh, huh. Give me, give me that line in, um, and Biden speak. Because it was the way, is it during Biden's, yeah, yeah, Biden was president. No, no, it's, it's, it's a fictional, it's, it's a fictional president.

Yeah, we want a fictional president. I think it should be like, who's, who's the most presidential looking motherfucker? Like, who's the most presidential looking actor to, like, you know what I mean? You know what I mean when I say that? You know, there are actors in old movies who play the president and it's very clear. It's like, that is clearly the president. Yeah. You know what I mean?

Kind of like, like, like, I'm trying to. called the Mike Armand Trout actor is done everything. It's just typecasted in police. He's a cop. Yeah, like, it's got to be like an actor like that where it's like, that's clearly a president. Like, very clearly, like not Tom Holland. You know what I mean? Like, Tom Holland could not be the president.

The guy that killed someone recently, the Baldwin. Oh, Alec Baldwin. Yes, exactly. Yeah. Yeah. Alex Baldwin. President Alec Baldwin goes, you've got to, you've got a, he's holding a gun and he's like really irresponsible.

with it. He's he's doing like he's doing like revolver ass a lot. He's doing stuff. Stop, he's playing with a fucking revolver. He's fucking, oh my God. He's playing. Yeah, he's doing like little revolver Osloat things. He's like, you're being really

irresponsible. How could you, how could you beat up Hannibal Burris? He's simply doing his job. And then the gun goes off and shoots his wife. Will Smith's Will Smith's wife in the movie And then he fucking And then he fucking loses it

He fucking loses it He fucking loses it And he fucking he escapes And he he He just He books it basically Low profiles And then we have like a moment

It's where like a cue card that says One year later or something And he's in like a He's in like a Not a bunker necessarily but in like a studio like a rundown studio apartment somewhere he's like hiding he's like out of he's got a big scruffy beard he's got like he's got a big shirt that's a stand alone on it and uh so it's me he so it's just me it's just kinkston it just becomes me it is it becomes you

he becomes you he de-ages he de-ages like 25 years and he gains like 75 pounds and now it's me yeah yeah um and couldn't pay for wolves he couldn't keep will smith in a contract He's worth too much. And so... And so now, the hearings are happening. You know? Even though we all knew that aliens existed anyway, because Will Smith saved everybody. We get, like, confirmation of even more aliens.

Like, Roswell was... Like, in addition to the Independence Day, Roswell was real. And, like, they're little... They're little green boys. Every single rumor you've heard is true. Are there different kinds of... Even the chupacabra. Like, there's different...

of aliens. Every previously fictional creation of folklore is now real. Like there's a hearing. There's a hearing. There's a hearing. So they show photos of like

Moth man and like there's like fucking they bring a chupacabra. They bring a chupacabra into court to testify. And they're like, Chupacabra, are you real? And he goes,

and he's like he's freaking the fuck out. He starts screaming and he dies. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah. What's the name? What's the name of the, what's the name of the, um, what's the name of the, um, what's the name of the, um, what's the name of the president of, what's the president of, the president of Palpatine, the vice president of Palpatine? Mike Pence gets up and he's like, die and he electrocutes everyone in the room.

He palpitines everyone in the Senate. You've seen too much. So what is, okay, I have, I have an idea of. of how we can it would be a really good twist where yeah he's a cryptid

saves the world and the first one now in this one he's trying to destroy the world he's trying yeah exactly yeah he's going to destroy the world

that took everything from him he's going to destroy the world with the with the ignorant president playing with a fucking revover that he should never killed his wife

he's gonna he's gonna he's gonna he's gonna he's gonna destroy what's left of Hannibal Burris uh he's Everyone who's wronged me

It's fucking It's just this big revenge fantasy For like Will Smith It's revenge porn for Will Smith That's it We find out that the aliens From the original movie They've been keeping tabs

They've been keeping tabs on him And so Will Smith at one point Right Like hearings are going on There's chaos is starting to be revealed He gets the idea Like I need to get in contact With all these homies

and then we'll fight back. So he's finally after, who knows how long, a year he's been in that bunker apartment, wherever he's been, finally steps out of it. Finally for the first fucking time, you know, you see the huge flash of light and stuff. And then he just, maybe he's naked,

maybe he's not, I don't know, to be determined, but he just puts his hands up in the air. And then he says, I'm ready! Like, he just screams at the top of his lung. He's ready. The motherfucker gets beamed up. He gets beamed up,

and then it's time to talk, you know strategy second contact the aliens yeah the aliens come back that big ass ship that was from the first movie there's another one because of course there would be but it just beams him up it just it just takes him I have a funny idea right

it's the same it's the same ship exactly as last time except this one has Bluetooth or something it's like a really slight upgrade and has space duct tape because you know the other you know it got kind of fucked up a little bit yeah yeah it's put together it's held together with fucking scotch tape so you know how an old one

they had to choke the guy to be abused his vocal cords to be able to speak. Oh, yeah, yeah. This time they have to choke someone's dick real hard. So they get a dude and they wrap the tentacles around his dick. And then he's able to speak as one of them. For some reason, after the ones that died in the first one, the ones died in the first one had the regular way to do it. No, because the different weapons is that the advanced ones can use the neck,

but the lesser ones, because the advanced ones died in the first one. Like the dregs? Yes, they have to use a valets. Yeah. They're so fattest to do it. That's so fucking stupid. You've come back. Yeah, so they're like,

you knew you would. They have, they have, they have some random person in there as a means, they just have like, they just have some guy there specifically as,

as like a, as like a megaphone almost. They've just been holding this guy. Forever just in case Will Smith comes back And it's it's Jeffrey Epstein Thank you I was gonna say who's the cameo I was gonna say there's a cameo It's Jeffrey Epstein that's where he went

I love this so much That's where he went And now he's he's nothing more than a megaphone For aliens to communicate with with the punish Will Smith And And so like all you've returned And he's like yeah and Will Smith goes like yeah

I'm sorry About that whole fucking That whole thing He does the thing where he looks down puts his hands in his pocket and he kind of kicks the dirt you know he pulls out no no no he pulls out he pulls out a ukulele

and starts it's and starts apologizing so ludicrous oh my god it's like I'm sorry aliens I didn't mean it I don't like the earth after all

you guys are hot that's hot yeah I didn't mean to punch that one guy real hard hot Yeah, so, and so the aliens are like, wow, that's, that's, and the aliens don't have music. They, so they've, they're actually like, they're like, whoa, what is, it's almost like Prometheus giving fire to man where it's like, uh, you know, Will Smith gifts music to the aliens by accident. And he's like, whoa, and they're like, whoa, I've never heard.

What is that? And he goes, like, it's music and a heartfelt apology. And they're like, well, I've never heard either of those things. We don't apologize or sing. And then. So he creates this big cultural explosion in the aliens are worship. He's like basically like he's sort of like Jesus to these people now. Because and let's operate under the assumption that the last aliens who came were just kind of dicks and like all the rest of the aliens kind of understood that.

It's like, ah, so like you killed a lot of us but like those were like it would be like if 9-11 happened specifically to just ISIS where it's like that's that's a. That's still a lot of murder, but like it's, it's not quite, you know, it's not, you could have killed better. You could have killed worse people, you know. Yeah, it's, it's not like 50 preschools or something, you know, like. So, so they're like, whoa, okay, listen, you've gifted us this crazy thing. We're going to help you. And so now, and so now. It's like if saying happened.

Wait, hold on. I've got a great, I've got a great idea here. And I don't want to lose it. So the aliens come down, right? with Will Smith and there's an army of aliens and they come down, they descend. And what has happened in the interim, but an ally ship between humanity and the cryptids. So like you have like fucking moth man, you've got the fucking Wendigo, you've got fucking the chupacabra, you've got like all these like mythical like a list of cryptids real quick. Yeah, yeah.

Pull of a little fucking siren head and slender man. Like all these fucking ridiculous creatures are like now allied with humanity. In the meantime, so like there's this big alien, there's this big war between President Alec Baldwin and his army of cryptids and Will Smith and the aliens. That's about that's about that's a fucking. Doesn't that sound like a fucking, I would love this. That sounds like one of the fucking greatest movies. Oh, my God, dude, there are so many cryptos. You know what's really making me angry?

What's making me angry about this is that, like, I'm getting excited to see this, even though I know it's not real. Oh, man, dude. I would love this. Hey, we should fundraise this so at least we can get like a, at least CGI, at least like a shitty version. I saw some guy that just, he made some, uh, some cosmic like Marvel Wars, some galactic shit with like

it just randomly he just did it himself and I was thinking like man if that guy if you pay him enough he'll probably do like anything and because it was it was it was fine it was it was fine for what it was and I'm sure there's plenty of people doing stuff like that and I'm like dude you fucking fun these motherfuckers

this idea can actually come to life Oh my god the Jersey devil would be there The Thunderbird would be there The ivory billed woodpecker The Thunderbird Oh my god Moth man They yow the Yeti

They have Bigfoot there The Yeti The Getty, the Honey Island Swampmaster They have the skunk ape What was that last one?

The Lochness monster Lockness monster Hell yeah That would be like the big reveal at the end Like the lockness monster Like emerges from the sea Or whatever It's a huge fucking

Kiju just At the end It's like Bring out the big gun And then Oh But it's like And when it's coming out,

Scottish bagpipes are playing. Like in fucking the music with the fucking with the guilt. And the aliens you're like, what? The aliens are like,

what the fuck is this place? We don't want to be here anymore. Dude, that'd be so crazy. Like, yeah, they're alien. They have this superior technology that can fuck things up pretty easily, right?

They got the Loveland Frog. The frog used to fuck people in Ohio. I don't. Oh, yeah. I don't even. Everything. Dude, every. All of them.

All of them. of this, this arm, and by the way, all of those creatures and they're like, you know, offspring, presumably, because they're like, you know, it's a, they're not individual, like, you know, they've got to be like subspecies that have been just like kind of kept it. So it's like, it's like thousands of chupacabras, thousands of Jersey devils. For me, the most scary would be the Yeties, I think. The Yeties and the Bigfoot, they'd be like the hardest to deal with. I think the Chupacra would scare me, honestly.

Because a Yeti, because a Yeti is just everything. that God purposely didn't make humans, I think. It's just the strength and the speed of an ape that like science can allow humans to have, you know? You know what? You know why Yeties are scary to me, though? It's because do you remember Uncharted 2 when the Yeti just shows up? Out of nowhere, you're like, why is there a Yeti?

And you're like, why are there? No, why are there, not why is there a Yeti? Why are there a Yeti? Why are there several Yeties? And why are they, dude, Dude, such damage sponges in that. Like, I remember that fight being like... Dude, they take so much damage.

It's insane. But the... Yeah, so... So we have to decide now, right? Who's coming out of this victorious? Like, is it humanity in the cryptids? Or is it Will Smith and the aliens? No, what happens is they're gonna...

The aliens are gonna kidnap some cryptids and do tests on them. To have alien cryptids. Yeah, it doesn't really like That's too anime No, no, no, no, no, no, no. So it's going to be huge During the fight,

Wolfman is going to see someone That's going to remind him That's too Marvel. I don't like it. It's too Marvel. He's going to find some reason Why he doesn't hate a humanity. He's going to remember why he loves it.

Will Smith? He's going to like, he's going to like see a bitch with a big fat ass running away or something like that Or like something that's going to remind her He's going to see like a Mr. Clean image in this thing and be like,

ah, I did love you wife. No, I got it. I got it. Okay. The thing that's going to call, because Will Smith is the general. He is the general. So, and, and there, the aliens are, even with all the cryptids, the aliens are still winning. They're making advances because it's a big, just a world war.

It's essentially a world war, technically intergalactic since it's aliens. But it's, well, it's, it's all out war. And they're making advancements like, fuck, what are we going to do? Will Smith is too powerful. and the only thing they're like the appeal to authority that he'll listen to reason is James Avery

Uncle Phil So Uncle Phil So he's dead as shit respectful We got to bring back Uncle Phil Will CGI We'll CGI deep fake Just like they did with

The fucking Christopher Reeve In the flash or whatever We'll just steal his likeness We'll fucking yeah get him But um We make him I want him to be as big as a kaiju too I want him to be like kaiju big

For some reason Somehow we somehow make him He should sound like Microsoft Sam also No he has him on the Phil's voice He's got to be right on the roof Nick's just yelling He um He uh he uh he fucking

gets a DJ Jazzy Jeff and crushes him To get his attention No no no no there should be There should be a draw like a like an army of Uncle Phil's where there's like there's like a bunch of regular

sized ones but then there's one giant Uncle Kingston that's like attacking the world ship Kingson King's something that wouldn't be fucking great there's like a bunch of regular Uncle Phil's like it's infantry to like help out Kingston don't be don't be ridiculous

okay that doesn't make sense sorry the army Uncle Phil is too stupid. My apologies. You're going too far with it. Yeah, it's ridiculous.

Hinks and have you any respect for the day? Yeah, have you any respect for... Like, Uncle Phil grows big, right? And he, uh, he, uh, fucking lays in a, he's how they fight giant Uncle Phil. I'm just kidding. Giant Uncle Phil is how they, jungle, giant, giant Uncle Phil is how they fight the Lochness monster. Yeah.

So they get him. Yeah, yeah. He neutralizes the Lochinus monster. Locked him on our team. We don't have to fight the Lochness monster. What are you talking about on our team? What are you talking about? The Locker's monsters on Humanity's team.

Yeah. Yeah, but why, wait. So is Uncle Phil's fighting will? So Uncle Phil is supposed to be, yeah, he was supposed to be the secret weapon to get him to a pill to deter will. So we can listen to. Oh, I see. I see. They resurrect.

They use like, they use like some crypted magic. Yes. That's what I was thinking. To resurrect the Uncle Phil to get him to. Necro. necro what do you call it necromancer? Thank you thank you thank you yeah

there's a necromancer one I'm sure there is one Resurrection There's Native American cryptid So there has to be necromancy Yeah that's literally I'm pretty sure But uh

30 stories tall he's huge Could you imagine the Jersey devil Getting down killing aliens Just picking him up the trees and dropping him Dude it would be so fucking cool Look I want a movie like this I want cryptids versus alien That sounds

so fucking dope. Outside of all this. Ridiculous plot of Will Smith and Alec Baldwin aside. Like this, I would love to see this. But, okay, so they bring Uncle Phil back to appeal to

appeal to reason. He writes a knock, lock this monster. Let's establish that. Okay, he rides, yes. He rides the largest monster. Let's think, okay, I want to make it way more revealing. Instead of the necromancy,

when Lochness, when Nessie is rising out of the, the ocean, Uncle Phil is on that motherfucker. Like, it is one of the biggest. He's already there. He's already there. He's like, Jeffrey, he's like, Jeffrey. Get me to battle. Jeffrey fucking rings the bell or something, and then like, boom, ding, ding, or some shit.

And then he just rises out and welcome back, Master Banks or whatever the fuck. And that's when Will Smith is stunned, right? He has a momentary like, oh, my God. What am I going to do? He starts cowering in fear of this guy that he's always been afraid of. This is what kind of like causes a little bit of a stalemate. Now from there, how do we proceed? Like there's, because Will Smith was advancing.

Now I think they got to do how come you don't want me. They got to do how come you don't want me seen. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. I got an idea. I got an idea. I have an idea. Yeah.

During the stalemate, things are going down on the, on the planar. And then in the ship, in the alien ship. You hear gunshots. And go, what the fuck is going on? The president somehow made it up there. The president. President Alec Baldwin made it up. He's up there trying to negotiate peace during the stalemate.

But he's shooting them. But he's accidentally killing everyone. He's accidentally. More accurate than Revolver Ocelot. Yeah. More than Revolver Ossala could ever hope to. He's, he's apologizing. He's like, sorry.

I didn't know it was loaded. He has two six-shooter revolvers, and he kills dozens of aliens. No, no, he kills hundreds of them. Yeah, yeah. There's a point where he's like, he throws one of the guns. It hits a bullet ricochets off, and it kills every alien in a room. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's like, oh, no, I'm so sorry.

And he makes it, and he makes it to like the top brass or whatever, and he go, and they have all their weapons trained on him, and he's still, he's not shooting anymore, but he's still doing the revolver thing. And he's like, I'm sorry, I had no idea it was loaded. I didn't know. I came up here in an attempt to make peace. And he still did it. And they shoot a laser at him.

And somehow in his twirling and deflux the laser and blows up like their central, like whatever their navigation unit is. So it's the ship starting to come down. He's like, oh no, what did I do? The entire time he's like just crying profusely. I don't want to kill. I don't want to kill these people. I can't believe this is happening.

Like this, they told me these, they told me these were blanks. They told me these, they told me that the prop guy said they were blanks. They, I, there wasn't so. And so like the ship is going down. I already see it in my head. Like it's, it's this, it's almost like this, this battleground. And like it's, it's, it's Will Smith. standing on the ground

there's like aliens behind him there's lockness the lockness monster leaning over uncle Phil standing on its head or something and then in the background the ship is just crashing into like I don't know fucking Mount St. Helen or wherever the fuck no no jersey in the jersey

proper it's New Jersey just New Jersey just New Jersey and the Jersey's effectively nuked yeah and so the command center of the aliens the command center of the aliens is brought down by Alec Baldwin's irresponsibility There's still a bunch of aliens

on planet Earth still But their main command centers gone They have no drones They got no like fucking air support All of their tech is weakened So yeah they scatter right They have no means of escape now They scatter and it becomes like a

Now like a predator type of vibe Where now they're hunting They gotta neutralize the rest of the aliens So now the big war That big battle has been done because Alec Bonnellan becomes the hero of the battle, right? And then now it's, the alien's going to try to regroup, they're scattering. You don't know where Will Smith is.

You don't even know if he's alive or dead yet. But now it's like, you know, what's his name, Uncle Phil and the nasty, they retreat back to the ocean because they're like, they're like a summons, you know? Like they're just like, all right, like our work. Yeah. Like in Final Fantasy, there's just a summon that shows up for a little bit. And it goes back into the ward and he's like, if you need me, call me. He's like, you only get one.

And then he goes back. So next scene, what is the next scene after that battle? They scatter. The next scene is Will Smith were licking his wounds? So wait. Just like somewhere damaged. I don't think you want to find out that Will Smith is alive immediately. I want there to be like maybe a little bit of life.

But it's pretty obvious he's alive. Might as well show him. No, no. I want that a bit of mystery. We want that we want that. Yeah, you don't know. You make the movie for stupid people. The main villain doesn't die off screen.

The audience, the people, a lot of people. people that are paying attention already know there's no way he's going to be dead yet. But there's people that are watching that are so engaged, you know, in the, the suspension of disbelief and everything. They're like, oh, God, did they? It's kind of like, did you ever see Rain of Fire when fucking Matthew McConae just dies out of nowhere? Like, I thought that was like, I was actually still kind of like, wait, what?

He's, he's been such a, he had like more screen time than Christian Bale, essentially, or at least it appeared so. He seemed like he was such the main character when he showed up, and then he just dies. and I was like, wait, what? I was like, is he actually dead? Is he gonna like somehow bust out of the dragon later? He's like, oh, you just died. He was fucking dead.

I thought that was actually kind of brilliant in hindsight. I was like, that's great, just to kill off when your main character is so kind of epic, but then at the same time, it was like, oh, I, there was no indication. Like anti-climactic, yeah. It was anti-climacta, yeah. I thought that was pretty nice. I'm like, oh, he's just dead. He just got eaten.

So, okay, so yeah, so we don't know where Will Smith is. Like, the great battle is over. It becomes like a situation where, like, aliens are basically, they're in, like, District 9 territory right now. Like, they're, like, they're not doing well. Like, they're scattered. They can't, they don't have a way off the planet because their ship is gone. All they have is the newly bestowed upon them power of music that Will Smith gave them

with the ukulele. Yes. And so, you know, they, they organize a little bit. They, they organize a little settlement, sort of like, almost like, almost like District Nine, sort of, you know, where they have like, they, they, they come together, they, into this place. And they're discovered by humanity as they're, as they're regrouping. There's like scenes of them being hunted or whatever.

There's like, we see scenes of like, you know, them, then being like hunted in the woods or whatever and like humanity's on the up and up or whatever. and then you see this little society kind of gathering and then tanks roll in and then the president who somehow survived he's all he's all he's all um he should be unscathed he should be unscathed

it's his head but he's all he's all like balsa wood almost like he's like he's like this he's like he's like he's like uh it's just his head on like this big mechanical like that's all that's left of it after the crash.

No, it's not. He was on a ship full of alien. He was on a ship full of alien tech, you know, as it was crashing. The fact that he even got up there in the first place is insane. How do he get up there? He took the bus. He, so he's out there on a megaphone. He's like 16 feet tall because he, that's how tall he made himself.

He's 16 feet tall. He's like, aliens, surrender. or whatever. And then, you know, it's like the final stand. And then, you know, the doors open to their little society. They're a little, like, kind of like, almost like really primitive society that they've kind of built back together. They don't have any of their weapons anymore. All they have, it's just a bunch of aliens with ukuleleys.

Hold that thought. Hold that. I love where you're going. But I just want to set the tone. I want, I want people that are listening to this to visualize. And this is where you're going to have a little bit of sympathy. for the aliens. So once they've been defeated and they're being thwarted. So what's happening is very sad, tragic music. Because first the aliens were the antagonist, right? But they're being

hunted now mercilessly. So you're going to see like a little bit of a montage before it ends up to that scene where you're at. 100% yeah. So it's very sad music. You're seeing them be hunted down, held down, blasted in the face and shit. Somebody's throwing bleach in one of their faces. It is. Someone's stepping on one of their necks throwing bleach in their face. Yeah. And the alien is wailing and he's just trying to bleach on it. They're just trying to swim in like a public pool and then like some dude throws acid in it. Like it's it's really like marginalized, marginalized shit. Yeah.

One of them is using the bathroom using a urinal and some guy goes and kicks him into the urino and they start beating it out of it. Dude, it's, it's seriously like, this sequence, this sequence is like saving private Ryan but for like racism and cruelty. Yeah. I mean, where it's like, you know that scene? You're that scene where like this is like for holding his guts or whatever. Yeah. It's like that, but like, it's like that but like with like a like a lens of just injustice. You're just like these aliens are being treated so fucking poorly.

This is so awful. Like we don't even treat POWs. Well, yeah, we do. But we, you know. Well, yeah, you know what. Yeah. They're basically, they're doing what humans do, I guess. Yeah, exactly.

And so, so yeah, you're right. You're right. It's a very sad. It is a very sad montage of all that stuff happening. and then it builds up, you know, and you see, you see, like, little moments of, like, aliens being kind to one another

and, like, kind of, like, helping each other. Like, you know what I mean? Like, like, an underground railroad almost type shit. And then they end up, they end up in this little kind of, like, hut city. It doesn't matter where it is. Like, I don't know, fucking, I don't know,

Glendale. I don't know, wherever. It doesn't matter. No. No, you know what it should be, it should be like, where Burning Man is or something, like some desolate, like isolated place.

Oh, I like it. I like it. And then, you know, the humans, President Baldwin, who is still doing his fucking revolver, except there's there are no bullets in it. They've really made sure. After what happened. But he's still, he's still twirling his little revolvers. And you still hear the

triggers clicking. Yeah, yeah. Clicking a lot. It sounds like, it sounds like, it sounds like, it sounds like, it sounds like it sounds like schizophrenic Morse code what he's what he's fucking doing. And so he's 16 feet tall because he's got new body because he found it on the ship or whatever. And that's how he escaped.

And whatever. It doesn't matter. And he's and he's on the mic. And so they find it. He's like, Mr. President, we found their base of operations, you know. And they tell some lie about like they're planning an attack or whatever. It's like we got to go. And so the tanks roll up to Burning Man.

The tanks roll up to Burning Man. And the president's on the megaphone. He's like, surrender now or fucking, we're going to destroy you or whatever. And then the doors open. And it's, they, all the aliens come out with ukuleles. Yes, yes, dude. And it's, and the president's like, what is this? What's what's going on?

And then the aliens use the power of song somehow to defeat the, I don't know how they're going to do it. I haven't thought about it yet. I feel like it should be defeat. It should just drive everybody in mad. It's like a pharaoh state so they kill the alien. Oh my God. Like it's like it's like it's like fucking Mars attacks with like the yodeling. How it like it broke their brains and like made them explode.

Explode. So they have it's like it's are it's I like it's like. Yeah. You guys want the aliens to survive? You want the aliens to survive? I want aliens to survive. I think I think that's I think yes. Why would they be yes?

I think yes. I think yeah because humanity is shown like they they they mistreated Will Smith. They like they they fucking. and, you know, they toss them aside. They didn't miss Chilmiff. The president has to die. Well, that's what happened. The president.

The president. Well, don't worry. That will happen. I have an idea. I have an idea. This is great. So this does happen. So this is all got,

so that happens. They start playing ukuleleys. All the, the humans are being juries and their brains are breaking. They're toxic gossip train. They're fucking like, yeah, they're hemorrhaging and shit like that. So all of them, including Alec Baldwin, his like, he's clicking as fast. as fast as he can, but, you know, obviously he has no bullets,

so he's just nothing he can do, and then his head just breaks, too. Right? Once he falls, and there's a bunch of dust, because he's 16 feet tall, so he kicks up a lot of dust in the desert. Once the dust settles, you see Will Smith on screen with his,

with earplugs. He shows up with fucking earplugs, like, you know, like, so he's still alive, reveal. He's there. And, you know, what a... You know, that should be set up earlier in the movie where it's like, in the beginning, like, when he's at the White House

Correspondent Center, like he's so used to getting made fun of at these White House Correspondent Center that he puts his earplugs in every year to avoid to avoid hearing jokes at his expense. And then one of his, one of the other people in the government is like, listen, fucking, what are you such a, why are you such being such a pussy? Take those earplugs out. Fucking take criticism like a man. No, no, no.

His wife tells him to, his wife tells him to take him out. No, no, because that makes the wife sympathetic. The wife's Well, yeah, obviously his wife He's like, take him out, honey He did this. His wife slept with his son's friend In the movie.

Listen, it should be like some character. That should be like a setup Or almost like Chekhov's gun almost It's Chekhov's earplugs. Where like, and he takes him off And then that's what he gets upset When he hears the joke by Hannibal Burris. He's like, I can't fucking take this anywhere.

He loses his shit. It sets all the shit in motion. All, everything that happens, the cryptid wars. The fucking, the alien invasion, all of this shit is all because Will Smith took his ear plugs out. And now he survives by putting them in. 100%. That is a full circle.

I love that so much. But Sweeney is actually, he's on to something where I like the idea of, but keeping Jada as a demon, she's chastising him, calling him a massive pussy by having those earbuds in. Right, right, yeah, yeah. You fucking, you're right. That's good. You goddamn coward. You're such a pussy. and then so he takes them out and then she gets killed for

she gets killed for that. It's a very, it looks so well. It's a pull. It's a give and take, you know. Dude, I love that, man. That works so well. So then he has them in and that's what saves them. That is so fucking good, dude. How good is that?

You stupid bitch, you could have been alive. I felt like electricity in my body. I was like, that's so good. Dude, I want to see this so fucking badly. I want to see it too. And so, and so the person, that it dies, a lot of the military surrenders or whatever, and Will Smith

is president now. Will Smith becomes president of the United States and he builds a new nation for the aliens and humanity to coexist. And that is a story. And then it cuts to Uncle Phil underwater

smiling. It cuts to Uncle Phil underwater smiling He's giving some grand he's giving some grand speech Like Will Smith is giving some grand speech in front of the White House or whatever He's like we're founding a new nation here for for all life not just humanity Um My bitch wife is dead I'm a new man

we'll do it right this time you know like it's some inspirational thing that we'll have to be written out and then it'll it'll cut it'll just cut to like a nice vista it'll cut to like a lake with like a mountain underneath it or over it and then the camera will pan

and it'll go under the water and you'll see Uncle Phil on top of Nessie and then it cuts it cuts into his face and he's got his eyes closed and he doesn't have any expression on and then he like slowly smiles and then the movie And then it just goes black

credits And then it goes black How good is that That's so fucking awesome That's so terrible That is a terrible thing I was a part of That is so fucking awesome

I am unironically Dude unironically Like this is the best thing I think we've ever Yeah I do I would watch the I you know how I feel I feel the same way

When me and my homies Made a gangster quest When it was like Skyrim fucking GTA Yeah Yeah Like I felt so like good about that I'm like I want that this feels

Oh man I would love this so fucking much This would be so good This would this would have been so much better Than fucking Independence Day Resurgence It's crazy resurgence It would have been Will Smith fighting fucking chupacobbers and shit Dude

Alec Baldwin fucking Being better than fucking John Wick Accidentally accidentally more deadly John Wiggins. I love the idea of him frantically clicking at the end. You know, it's crazy? When he tries to kill people, he can't do it.

That's what I love about it. Like, it's only accidental. Like, he can only be a deadly force if he's not trying to be. I like the idea of their being. So we skipped a lot in between before the big battle, right? Before it's all out war. Maybe before there's an encounter where, they meet.

Maybe there's supposed to be some type of truth before the main battle. And Alec Baldwin, being the snake that he is, he's like, I'm just going to assassinate him and end it, but he can't. Like he points the gun at his head. Because he has intent. Yes, he points the gun at him,

and he just can't. Like, he just tries. There was a moment, there's a moment. There's a deleted scene. He misses every shot or the gun jams. No, no, there's a moment where Alec Baldwin goes up to, like, this deleted scene. Like after that thing crashes,

Alec Baldwin finds Will Smith's unconscious Biden, and he goes and he puts the revolver in Will Smith's mouth. And he misses. He just puts in his mouth and he misses somehow. Somehow he misses. And he shoots a kid in the head. And he's like, what the fuck? What's wrong with me?

What's wrong with me? I like that. I like that a deleted scene. That is a deleted scene. That's how Alec Baldwin, know he kills himself. Like, so he shoots. puts it in Will Smith's mouth, right?

He has him dead to rights. And then he pulls the trigger and then fucking Alec Baldwin's head just blows up. Just pops, bro. Dude, I love the idea of a 16-foot Alec Baldwin clicking furiously. It's so funny. Because he's so frantic. He's trying his hardest. Oh, man.

Holy fuck, dude. I love this idea so much. I want to listen to this again and write it out Because like it's so I want to make sure I want to make sure I will I'm gonna push hard to make sure that people Free listeners you need to hear this You need you need to hear this And somebody

It's been a while since we've had a snark tank animated I'm going to like a fucking child What is the word you when you when you you know when you You know when you you put things out there there when you manifest Oh gee, I really, yeah, I really wish somebody would do this wink week kind of a thing. Yeah, yeah.

Just push for it. Oh, gee, golly. I would love nothing more than if somebody. I would pay money to, to see a really good animated. I'm, yeah. Even if it was just, even if it was just well-drawn animatics. Like, not even like a, not even like an animation fully, but just like a, almost like a, you know,

like a slideshow type deal of like any of the things that describing. Right. Anything that we have said today, illustrated by like anybody who knows how to do that shit, would say, I'd be over the moon. That, this is a good idea. It is a good idea. I want to say something.

I feel, there's, to me, I feel like, because there's, there's, when we do this, I really, I feel like it's, it's, it's, we've, we've captured something that is so, uh, like, I, I enjoyed when we made Spider-Man 4. Now, this, that was like a warm-up. We did Spider-Man 4. This really, like, Independence 2 really, I'm like, oh, I think we got something here. I think so, too. I love the idea of this being either, like, either this is what we do, or this needs to be just way more frequent.

Yeah. Because it's just, it's so fucking fun. It is really fun. Yeah, it should be, like, a pretty common, I would say, I think we could, I, I, I, I think we could make a pretty solid, we could improv a really solid movie at least every other week. Can we please make one good one, no? Can we make one actual good?

You don't think that fucking earplug thing? Dude, that earplug thing is a stroke of brilliance. This is funny as fuck. I admit that. That is what makes it good. But I want one time where we sit down and we actually make a good film. So then people fall asleep. Because of proof that we can do it

This is that This is that The proof to me That we can do it Bro, you're telling me You're telling me the theater Wouldn't go fucking crazy If like if the smoke clears

Will Smith is there He takes the ear plugs out That's a fucking That's a banger moment dude Like I'm sorry That is good shit That's Keno right there It is

That's gold This would be This is There is so many action fans that love the dumbest shit imaginable. And then there's people that that love ironic. Like there's even the movie snobs that this is so stupid they're going to love it. This is so incredibly dumb that they're going to be like, this is actually brilliant. Yeah, your movie sucks.

Adam will, this is, he's going to give it. He would give this a 10 out of 10. There is no. There is no. He would give this a 10 out of 10. Adam would particularly be like, hey, stop making movies. No, Adam, Adam, no. He would be like, yo, quit.

He would love it more than the Lion King. Oh, man. He'd be like, hey, stop. I guarantee you, if this was pitched to Brian Cranston, he'd be like, you know what? This fucking rules. Where can I? Where do I sign up? How do I, how can I fund this, in fact?

I work for free to be a part of this. Brian Pranson would be, would pay us to be a part of this. He would, he would settle for playing the fucking earbuds, I bet. Like, we, we. I love it. I hate it. Brian Cranston asks earbuds. Yeah, yeah.

So, okay. He would settle for playing your earbuds. Oh, my God. Oh, man. I love that. So, okay, so post, post credit scene. Post credit scene. So, what, what, so I had an idea.

So, for us, because we don't need to, we don't have to make an independence three, but we can have the idea out there that it's possible. Leave it open. Leave it open. So the way we can keep it open. The predators. No, no, no, no. Stop.

Stop. Look. This is... Look. Well, like Chris Hanson predators? Yes. Like actual... Listen, listen.

This, if you want to keep the war going... So stupid. It's so goddamn stupid. Go ahead. What were you saying there? Yes. The Chris Hanson predators. Yeah.

That makes more sense. of the alien predators. Yes. No, to keep it open-ended, like the war has kind of just begun. Like, that was,

so everything's peaceful and stuff. And then you fade to, it comes back at the very end-credit scene, an underground layer of there's still humans, the resistance is still alive. Now, the one thing that I wanted to show, is who's going to be the main leader of a resistance?

I had an idea of it being, this was just in my head while we were talking, like it could be a hybrid of an alien and Chris Rock, or it could just be Chris Rock himself, or it can be, I was just trying to somebody that's like, clearly you can tell this is the leader of the resistance. Oh, no.

Who? It's Hannibal Burris. Oh, yeah. It's from the beginning. He's in a, he's in like a professor, a Xavier chair. Yes, dude. He got so fucked up by Will Smith.

He got beat to pudding. That's excellent. There you go. There you go. Yeah. Hannibal Burrisley. Yeah. It's dirty.

It's gritty and stuff like that. And then, you know, he's just stewing. Like, you see motherfuckers, like, kind of in the background, cleaning their guns. And then you see in the background, there's maps. Like, you know, like, they're going over plans and shit. Like, so you can tell what's happening. Like, this is the resistance. And Hannibal Burris, it's just kind of starting to, like, pan into him.

Just kind of just stone face. Like, just, like, you. You know, like this motherfucker's ready for war, and you're like, oh, shit, this shit ain't over. This shit ain't over. And right before it fades out, you hear just in that echoey reverb thing, like it's in his head. You hear like the, yeah, kind of like the, you know, like the anger. It's just the, he hears Will Smith in his head. This is like, the, like, he's just doing it.

And you're like, oh, shit. This shit ain't over, bro. This shit ain't over by a long shot. Oh, my God. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. And that would be like... That's Independence Day, too, guys.

Listen, I... I am not exaggerating when I say, like, this is probably the most fun I've had recording one of these in a while. Yeah, dude. This is exactly what I want this, like, show to be. Like, this, just, just irreverent... Like, I hope people had fun listening to this, because I had a fucking blast. I know they did because this is exactly what I'd want it.

This is exactly... what I want this is when when I this is this is my like my humor to a T this is what I like when I listen to other podcasts when they go off of like every once and while I talk I would name drop comtown my favorite moments is when there is somehow they went from talking about

show girls to fucking Robocop the reboot and then somehow turn into Batman and it was the most insane thing I've ever listened to if you type in like Robocop Batman Comtown, it's probably one of the funniest things I've ever fucking heard because of how fucking stupid it is. This is this. This is exactly what this is.

It's the dumbest shit imaginable and it makes me laugh. It makes me so happy. And it also makes me happier that like somehow Kingston's like dying or something. I don't know. Like he somehow looks kind of like crushed and it makes me feel good. I just don't get it. I just like I just clearly did not bring my pro game. I don't know I didn't today

But it's okay I got to because I was not ready for this I thought there was going to be at least Some through line of sense And then like There was a good line of sense There's a narrative Let me ask you something

How is that funny To make it makes sense Well it does make sense I think it makes perfect sense No no no I think it makes sense But like say if you're trying to make it I don't know respectable I'm not sure what you're looking for

I just isn't my A game I gotta think we're off the walls next time We did kind of just We did kind of just decide on a whim to do this. Well, like, we didn't, I got to bring what. This wasn't, this wasn't like on the schedule where it's like, hey, tomorrow we're going to, we're going to do Independence Day 2 and we're going to like improv it. Like, come with idea. We just did it like, we decided we're going to do this like three minutes before recording out of nowhere.

I was trying to make a movie that a person that reviews movies on YouTube would be like, oh, that's a pretty decent film. But I got to make a film that it's going to be completely bad. No, make a film for, like, our next one. I make, this, when I'm doing these things, I'm making a movie for me. You know, I don't give a shit what like fucking Chris Stuckman's going to say about it. Okay. The next one we're going to make is going to be a Batman movie. It's going to be the sequel to the Batman movie that just came out.

Which one? Oh, the, the Pattinson. Patinson? I don't think there's enough there. No, there's a plenty. Batman has a lengthy history. Oh, he does, but like the, the, you know. There's a lot there's a lot there in the sense that

We could draw from source material And do kind of whatever we want We could do we could do whatever we want We could, we can But I also, I like, so this is the only reason why I say that I find it much more enjoyable The Nolan verse is just, I love the Nolan verse is just full of Just material

So all I'm saying is I'm totally fine with this doing the Nealiener new one, but in my head, all I'm going to do is just take everything from the Nolanverse and put it in the new one. That's all. So I'm like, well, we can do Batman 4 in the Nolanverse, or we can

do the Robert Pattinson one, and all I'm going to do is Robert Pattinson's going to sound like Christian Bail to me. There's no way he's not going to sound like Christian Bail. There's no way, fucking I have a really, I have a really passionate dream where I want the penguin to have an army of penguins that are killing people. Like, that's

something I have very passionate. That should be. That should have been done already. I want the penguin to use penguins to kill people, but they're tap dancing. And they're like tap dancing up. They're people like slaughtering. Yeah, they actually have the tuxedos on and shit. Well, look, let's not waste it.

Let's not waste it. We'll get to it. We'll get to it. Like Hugh Jackman's one of the penguins and insane. We'll do the lot. I think we should do these. I actually think we should, I think we should do these every other week.

I think like every other extra ammo should be this. I love. I love this. Every other week and then here's the problem. Here's the only problem I have with that. The other show, whatever it's going to be,

we've got to come with it because I fear that it might be like, oh, that shit was great. The other episode was fucking kind of mid. This one was great, the other episode. So I'm like, whatever we do, we kind of have to step our game up. If not.

Yeah, I think our canceled. apology tour thing was pretty decent. It's a different thing. It's a different thing though. Yeah. I mean, honestly, though, like, for real, like, we could do these weekly. Like, we, like, I feel like it'd be very, very simple.

Movies never run out. Yeah, we're never going to run out of, like, bullshit to throw into some nonsense script. So. I mean, bro, it's, I know people are probably going to say we jump the shark a little bit with Uncle Phil, but like, you know, that's fine. I'm fine, because that's such a ridiculous.

That's such a ridiculous. Are you really? Give a fuck about that. We brought Uncle Phil back from the dead. We don't give it shit. You don't give him a fuck. My favorite part of this movie is the ending. Yeah, me too.

Yeah. He's fucking. The smile, Uncle Phil smile. He's just underwater. I just love it. That's just where. He's not even doing it under water. He's just underwater.

many questions. Why? When gay man died, it is going to the ocean. What is the, what is the connection between him and the Loch Ness monster? They have some kind of bond that is unbreakable throughout time. There could be a whole, that's the thing. And so there could be an Independence Day prequel now about James Avery and his relationship. It'll be like, it'll be like E.T.

but it'll be like a little Uncle Phil with the fucking little Lochness monster and they just have this fucking they just have this bond that goes back decades oh fuck we gotta we gotta we gotta we gotta we gotta we're good that that's today's episode of MLB baseball

thanks for popping by I just don't I hope you enjoyed this as much as we did this is a horrible experience but I was really funny That's really funny. All right, fuck all of you. Fuck all.