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Episode Date: August 1, 2022

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I'm a I'm a I'm a loping today and once it's official I'm gonna be able to like really really hit her like with without like you know because you can't it's weird to hit your girlfriend you know I'm so giddy for you bro that sounds awesome that sounds great yeah that's that was such a that was so genuine it's like oh man that sounds sick dude I can't wait till you can beat your wife man that's so fucking cool dude I'm I'm so excited like as soon as it's As soon as it's like, it's done. He's like, all right, it's fine. Fucking just a wallop. I fucking. I fucking, dude, I'm talking about a shin-ku shir-yuken. Oh my God. The puns to the gut and then the show you can.

The fucking perfect. Oh, man, I can't. I'm talking about. You've been watching Andrew Tate? I've been watching way too much Andrew Tane. He's like, you got to hit your fucking bitch. You got to hit your bitch. You got a slap a one.

and then and then and then and then she'll make you dinner if she's not dead if your girlfriend if your girlfriend kills herself with another man's gun that's cheating and it's it's a he's a he's a very bizarre when did so I feel like I'm relatively plugged in right like I feel like like I'm not like I'm not in the know with every single thing that happens on the internet but I feel relatively plugged in enough that I wouldn't be surprised by something but I feel like one day this guy just appeared and everybody just accepted that he was like a part of the internet

and almost like, he's like, oh yeah, what do you mean? Yeah, that's Andrew Tate. He's like, when did this happen? I can tell you exactly how it happened. I can tell you exactly what happened too. He's, I can, well, here's the thing.

How he blew up is very specific. Yeah, the blowups, but his existence has been around for a while. Right, his existence has been around for a while, but he's only been around like the, Oh, he's a person. Yeah, he's a person. Of course, he existed.

His internet presence has existed for quite a bit of time, actually. But he was only underground to the in cells and shit. That was, he was the in cell king for a while. I didn't know about him for a while. I think I found out about him in 2018 or 19. I found out about him this year. But that's because I was watching one of the, um, because so I've been on a, on a journey to acquiesce as much British slang as I can for my own.

I'm appropriating as much as I can. It's to the point that I no longer say crazy. I say mad. That is actually what I say now. That's mad, bro. You're moving mad, bro. You're gone, man. But I was watching this show called grilled or something like that.

And he was on it with a really pretty, like, light skin black girl. And I was like, oh, I'm going to watch this. And then in the middle of me, like, playing Destiny while I was watching it, I heard him say some wild shit And I was like What? This guy is real like he was He was raising his voice to her in a way

That if I was at that day I would have been like yo bud You you good He would have fucked me up He would have fucked me up Beat the shit out of me But still I would be like hey man Like calm

Calm down dude And I also saw one of his His kickboxing fights Like in 2020 or something like that. And I was like, man, this sort of skinny guy beat the fuck out of this other dude. I never watched any of his shit

as far as that. But let me tell you, let me give you the actual how he blew up, though. There's a podcast with Tom Seguer and his wife, Christina Pizzinski. They brought him up. They saw, they were, they found his channel, or at least one of the,

one of the fans found his channel. And they showcased it. And so, on the podcast. I'm like, who the fuck is this guy? This is crazy. I went to look him up on Twitter because I'm like, I got to follow this guy. And the funny thing is before my old account got suspended. I was like, what does it say about me that he's fucking following me? Like, he was following me when I went to go find this guy. And I was like, oh, shit. And then, so then YMH, they revealed their new studio. They moved to fucking Texas like every other stupid

as comic because of Joe Rogan. And then they invite Andrew Tate on. And that podcast blows up immediately because undeniably it's fucking hilarious. He's just such an asshole, but like he's leaning into it trying not to laugh because he's aware of how stupid he sounds. I'll least give him credit. He's aware of how fucking like absurd he sounds where he's trying not to laugh. Yeah.

While he's saying some of this absurd shit. But I'm sure he also believes it at the same time, right? So after that happened After he literally was on TikTok All the time He's on everyone's fucking podcast And now to the point where he's debating Hassan and shit And really at the end of the day

I saw Andrew Shultz come on YMH And he was like Telling like This is your guys's fault You guys fucking did all of this You guys fucked the world And I'm like Yeah

You guys literally let fucking the cat out of the bag Or whatever the fuck you want to say So that's pretty nuts Yeah I I never heard of this guy Because I don't I don't follow any of that Any area that he had any prevalence in I just didn't I wasn't following So like I saw him for the first time I think like maybe like last month

You know like I'd never seen Two months ago was the first time I watched like a video of his And I was like this man crazy I'm just like what the fuck What is this? I was like this guy is such a bizarre He's really entertaining though It's a thing he's really really

entertaining. Well, what's, what's, what's, what's entertaining about is that he kind of looks like a, like a buff E.T. Like, there's something, there's something, there's something bizarre about it, like, the way that, proportionally, the way that, the amount of muscle he has versus how, how skinny he is at the same time versus how shiny-headedly bald he is. It's like, it comes across, like this weird, there's like a strange, like, I can kind of see it. He's got to see it. He's a fun, he'd be a fun character to draw if I could draw, you know? He's a, he's a, he's a, I love that he's the in-cell king. Like, he's the king right now, bro.

King of the insal? Absolutely. He is everything an in cell wants to be. There is a disrespect for the women of a warrior. He can hurt people. Yeah. He's rich and strong. Like he is like the peak.

That's why like there's part of me that like part of me like the misogynistic part of my soul is like this guy's awesome. But then like the part of me that was raised by my grandma is like. like, but he's definitely not safe to have girls around. But he's really cool, though. He's really, I need to say something that, look, here's the thing that made me lose respect for him. In a way that,

because when I would see, like, oh, he plays into a lot of this stuff. However, when he was explaining how he gets his money, he explained how he got his money. And he was like, oh, casinos and all. He's basically doing just the shady stuff. Imagine what he moved to Romania specifically to run amok.

And one thing he said, he says it specifically about Romani. He's like the great thing about the corruption here is that if I get pulled over for a ticket, I can just pay like the cop immediately and then the ticket's gone. Yeah. You know, like the corruption here is way more prevalent. And so here's the thing. He got arrested and charged, but the charges were dropped about kidnapping and trafficking women or something.

And everyone was like, holy shit. Right. Now it got dropped, but the thing is from what he said before, he probably paid some money. and then the charges got fucking drops. So I think the, he does actually do that. Crazy. Exactly. That's,

yeah, that's beyond just being like an edgy weirdo. Well, the thing is that he's also doing like, that's Epstein territory. He's running like a fucking like whole ass like pyramid scheme for all these fucking. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. The what is it?

Hustlers University. Yes, that's right. That's right. And I'm like, bro. Like that's a like, because I watched the moment of like Hassan and his argument and I was like, Dang, Hassan, your voice is so impalatable.

But it was just like the idea of me just like, oh, I'm watching this, I'm watching this. And then like, Hassan is bringing up point to us. This is obviously a pyramid scheme. Because every person pays like five. He has like 100,000 students. And he's getting paid like a bunch of money off of these fucking guys

that can't, that are inept. And they're like, oh, this guy will lead me to the promised land of pussy and money. And it's just so sad. It's so sad because it's like, damn, dude, you got that many people. They don't realize, like, number one, you, you can't fight. You don't fuck it.

Like, first of all, like, his dad was world renown. So he already had kind of like a step up. Like, his dad's like a. Oh, yeah. It's always, it's always people. It's always people with like both feet in the door already who like, you just, you can do. I just pulled myself up from my bootstraps, man. I just fucking did this.

Like all the boomers. Like, I put myself up by bootstraps, even though like most boomers. Yeah, no, no, no. It's like those. It's like every single. of like, here's how I, as a millennial, bought my house on a $40,000 year salary. And the second paragraph always starts with, I had, I got a chance to borrow $600,000 from my parents and grandparents. And I had a base of $1.6 million.

And it's like, no shit. You could get a house. You fuck, you idiot. You could buy a country. You could buy a small island, you fucking gnome. You fucking eat. It's like that famous line, what did Trump say? The small loan.

I had a small loan of a million dollars. And I'm like, I, God, that just makes me so depressed that someone could think anyone on earth that think that's a small loan. I'm like, fuck, man. It is sincerely like baffling. And I don't know. That's why that I did not know about the trafficking. Imagine being trafficked by a muscular ET in sunglasses. That is fucking scared.

makes it sad is that he can fight. He can really fight. That's what hurts me the most. Like, it's not like he's like some show like, oh, because, you know, like a lot of people probably bodybuild because they can't fight. They don't know how to fight so they're going to appear intimidating. You know, obviously to like intimidate people. But this motherfucker will beat most people's ass.

Like if someone punches up on him, he will tear them apart. And it is like, ah, this is. Damn. It is an annoying. thing that he has like he kind of has the total package of what those people are actually looking for there's a lot of times the the the the the in-cell kings are always just pussies themselves they're the uh like they always looked up like they were looking up to uh elliott roger for a while they're looking up to that fucking imagine imagine listen imagine elliot rogers being someone you

aspire toward that's crazy there's people it's pretty that's pretty much it's pretty much well the The thing is it's like, well, the thing is it's like, Andrew Tate's probably also heavily brain damaged. Oh, yeah, he's a fighter, duh. For sure. Yeah. For sure. He's got a little bit of CTE for sure. That's what happens, bro.

If you want to be a warrior, bro, you'll be able to kill somebody, but then sometimes counting will be. That's his excuse. Listen, I cheat on my women because I don't remember them. All right. I just can't, I can't remember who I'm exclusive with or who I'm not. So I just, I, they give you it. It's ableism, actually, if you really think about it, to force monogonage. be upon me, but not force upon me upon yourself.

Actually, when you really think about it, you're the bad guy. And it's like, oh, okay, Andrew. Enjoying a healthy dinner that tastes great means eating out at a pricey restaurant, right? Wrong. Healthy Choice Simply Steamers are delicious and healthy. The tray-and-tray steam technology delivers crisp veggies and tender protein and tasty selections, like Healthy Choice Simply Steamers grilled chicken and broccoli Alfredo. It's a satisfying meal with 28 grams of protein and nothing artificial.

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I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion, 1. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into

an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. thought. Wow. Dan Morgan from Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. You do a very good Andrew Tate. That's not even that's not even him. That's just like, that's just an angry person. It kind of is him. He talks fast and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, he's really assertive and low-key that's why women when they talk to him they buckle like i've noticed that particularly he gets really like he gets like he gets like he gets

like he ups his tone to the point where it's not yelling but it's like stating like forcefully stating things and he talks really fast and you can see women he talks to buckle because they get scared it's and it's like fuck dude that's so true Because everything's fine and then when a guy yells at his girlfriend, his girlfriend stops and cries. You know, once you, once you're like, yo, you raise your voice proper? Is that a psychopath? Is that a knife? In my hair?

What is that? What the fuck would I have my knife? Like turn it. Hold on, hold on. Turn it. Hold on. Hold on. Turn it to the turn it.

Turn it. I don't know how to turn it a little bit, a little bit back, back the way it was. It looked so much like a fucking kitchen knife for a second. And I was like, I know you have a pick, but I was like it looked like you stabbed yourself in the head of Jeff talking. And it freaked me the fuck out so deeply. You were actually so fucking dumb. That is the craziest stupid. Dude, imagine I stabbed myself in head.

I'm like, oh. And I started leaving some. I'd be some adjutant shit, man. I just wouldn't. The thing about it is like, I know you have a pick. So my first assumption was a pick. But then I was like, that looks like a knife. And then I thought, would Kingston do that?

And I thought, I don't know. No. If I stab myself in a head. I don't know if you'd stab himself in a head. I don't know if that's off the table for you. Do you think I would stab myself in head with this little resistance? Just a blade in my skull with that little. I think it's possible that your hair is so thick and your scalp hasn't actually...

I feel like your scalp is the scalp of a baby because it hasn't been exposed to the atmosphere in like 20 years. My hair... You know, I feel like it's like a very, very... I feel like it could very easily be peeled off, like a, almost like a, I admit, I am tender. I am tender. I admit that. I am quite tender-headed. What was a bald Sweeney look like?

You've seen it already. You've already seen it. A buzzed win. I cut my hair, when I used to cut my hair when I'd cut it to be all the way gone. I don't even remember that. The last time I like, I got like a Caesar was maybe like 2018, maybe, but like I usually cut my hair like really low. Oh, yeah, okay, I remember now. I remember now.

I'm getting, I'm getting, uh, I just have so much. I just have hair like wildfires. So my hair grows back and it's just like this again. One time I had a bang. Don't stab yourself in the head. That's pretty nuts. Yeah, but, uh, Andrew Tate, you're more than welcome to come on the podcast. We'll reminisce about all the women you've trafficked, um, what your favorite trafficked

women, allegedly, of course. Yeah, allegedly like who on the, on the, on the, on the list, how would you rank the women that you have trafficked into slavery? which are the easiest to get i feel like american women are easiest to traffic oh yeah i think i think it's i think it's like no i actually that's not true it's it's very clearly literally everybody else because yeah the thing is the thing is this american women americans we have this uh we have this nature where we we assume that the world bends to us

so we go places like i've been to the caribbean so many times and like every time i go to the cribby and a girl goes missing because it's like, I'm going to go do this and it's like you probably shouldn't do that. I'll be fine, all right? It's okay. And it's like, it's not going to be okay. The guy with the missing eye told her to come downstairs and party

and then she never fucking returns. Yeah, she's fucking. Yeah, well, the thing about that, though, is like that, the thing about that though, the thing about that though, is that she will end up on the news. Whereas in like anywhere else, it's just like, you go to somebody's house and it's like, oh, where's your daughter? It's like, yeah, I don't know.

Yeah, she's gone. It's like fucking stranger things, you know? Yeah, yeah. You think Will's in the walls? It's like she's not in the walls, bro. This is why I had 10 of them, so. She's somewhere. She's somewhere in Sudan.

One of those motherfuckers will become famous at some point, you know? That's where you got to have a lot of kids. Yeah. I'm going to have at least 18 kids. It's not the same anymore. Now kids, there's no benefit of kids. Once upon the time there was No, no, no, no, no, no.

Give them all TikTok accounts As soon as they're out the womb, dude. You know, but you see, the thing is, my thing is that, like, I'll have kids. I'll have kids and then I'll have kids and then I'll have kids and then I'll abandon them. Right? I'll leave. I'll go away. I'll have like, like 18 of them like in a very short span of each other.

And then whichever one makes it. You return to that one. I'll keep, I'll keep tabs like, oh, you're, you made it. And then I'll reach out. It's like, ah, son or daughter. I was kidnapped by a Libyan prince And I was working in the mines for however long It's like a really sympathetic story as to why I went missing

And then suddenly I've reconnected with my incredibly famous son Slash daughter and uh you know that's the that's the long game You are a dog ship you're every NBA dad You're every NBA father bro They're awesome look at you You've acquired something I'm dude my fucking my son's like my See I look at me and my mom we got like just you know it's where my mom's mom's like six one or something and then my

fucking mom's like five two or some shit so she's all pissed off because she loves basketball and then of course i got her fucking jeans because i'm short as well so my thanks mom but my dad wasn't tall either however there's everybody else of my fucking family on her side are towering so and then um my uh my my lady she's tall and so my my my kids have a large chance of being really fucking tall. Joe's tall? Force them. Yeah, she's

she says she's 5-9, but I think she's 5-10. And she's, dude, it's going to be a biracial one. So it's going to be viewed better societally, too. Yes,

because all drafts have been lately's been biracial's. So you got, it's going to be like a late late. It's going to be like a fucking, uh,

uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,

uh, I had no idea she was that tall. Yeah, uh, you, I was trying to see when will we ever stood next to each other. Put that little hybrid motherfucker in the fucking league, bro.

Put that little fusion in the league. Like I said, like I'm going to, not, not I'm going to suggest, I'm going to force him to play basketball. And then he makes millions. And then we get to all the stuff that I've always wanted. I want the house of the dead, Scarlet Don. I want the arcade machine in my house. I want the shit in my house, man. It's, it's like

just, I want stupid novelty shit like that. Like, you know those stupid arcade games you always play. I want the Walking Dead one where you have You have you you reload with fucking crossbows Which makes no sense You're just shooting a bunch of crossbows I'm like why don't just make them guns Just make them guns this doesn't even make

This game doesn't make sense at all You just have like crossbows that shoot like Dozens of fucking bolts I don't know It's so stupid Oh listen speaking of uh Since we're on the topic We have to talk

I want to talk about Cotora a lot Because this this situation's fucking crazy all right right like i i have never seen something on this scale get fucked this quickly in this way so for those of you don't know coacher knight of the old republic is is getting remade it's it's i don't know what publisher but it's it's supposed to be like a PlayStation timed exclusive i think from i believe aspire which is like this other this relatively sort of well-known studio not exactly they haven't exactly proven themselves but apparently the Star Wars

I see the Old Republic remake is on pause due to serious trouble and apparently like the directors have been fired or let go it's bad over there and I don't know much about Star Wars

I played a little bit of the original Kouture and I did like it but this is a huge game for this to happen to and the fact that like people were let go is insane oh it's owned by Embracer Group cool Koltore is like one of the,

Coulter is like one of the like quintessential RPGs of like the 2000s. Like it's like one of those games where people are like, Coulthor is such a good game that people still say you should play even though it plays like fucking dog shit app. It's horrible, bro.

But like, it's a terrible experience. No, no, it's not though. That's the thing. It's because of the story. You're like, ah, this is all right. You start thinking it's good. You're like, wow, this game's pretty great. when I think of it, oh, man, I get the customized by lightsievers.

This is not, and then your brain starts tricking you into believing this game is great. And then you got to take a step back and be like, is it? It's got great elements. But this is the headline that I was looking for. Nightingale Republic remake is delayed indefinitely, definitely, according to report, which is in perpetuity, bro. They're just like literally there's like, there should just be some asshole on the, who's going. More. No.

I don't know what the fuck we're gonna do. We'll see what happens. Marge, they delayed Kutur. Again. I'm sorry, homie. God, she sounds so fucking. She sounds like she's been throat fucked like continuously until her voice box came out. Like somebody cut a hole down here and they fucked here off and was fucking the rest of her throat.

Do you remember? Do you remember when they reconstructed that mummy's vocal cords? Yeah, and it screamed. That's, I feel like it would sound like how she sounds today. Like, it's just so. Enjoying a healthy dinner that tastes great means eating out at a pricey restaurant, right? Wrong. Healthy choice simply steamers are delicious and healthy.

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I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan.

From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit 4thepieple.com for an office near you. Sad to hear Marge Simpson in the context of a current Simpsons episode, because she sounds like she's being abused while she's recording. She sounds like she's being punched in the gut, stabbed. Like, oh, I'm going to poke a little hole. in her lungs.

He-he-he-he. Just like, I don't know what they're doing, but they really need to give her a fucking... Just handle it. You could probably handle half of this shit with AI now, to be honest. You know, like, just do that. The fact that they have it...

The fact that they haven't... The fact that they haven't just replaced her is so funny. It's so funny. It's just like, dude. Well, it's too late to replace her because at this point, it's like, you're never going to replace her for longer than that you would have. had her because the Simpsons is 34 seasons or some shit.

But they're going to go to 60 seasons, man. Like just replace her before she dies so she can retire gracefully. It's probably, and I'm going to be real, they probably respect her so much. That's definitely what it is. That is her. That has to be what it is. You think it's her that she wants to stay? Yes.

And then, and they would like to let her go because they're not deaf. But they're just like, fuck, man. She's been here so long. We respect her and what do we do? And then they're gonna, they're probably gonna hire Andrew Tate to like. Hovey. Hoby. Hobie Bartsman listening to Andrew Tate, homie.

Oh, my. This is not my problem. You'll be fine. And Bart comes down, hey, look at this, huh? I don't know, I don't know how to sound like Andrew Tate because he sounds like. Don't have a, don't have a cow whore. Don't have a, don't have a cow, you stupid bitch. Don't have a, don't have a cow whore.

I have a high value male whore. The thing is that. Andrew Tate sounds English most of the time and sometimes he doesn't. And it's just like... Yeah, he grew up... He sounds like American. In England a lot. He sounds like an American.

He grew up in both places. That's his problem. He has this weird fucking accent because he grew up in like in England and I think a little bit of the U.S. Um, because I know, I just, I don't, I don't remember if his, which one of, I think he, uh, I think he moved, they moved around a lot because his dad, um, his dad was a, was a soul brother that fucking was a master at chess, which is just weird when you see that. Every chess guy you ever hear about is just the, I was going to say something really bad, but they know the most plainest.

They're the most, they're the most like, this nigga can't talk to a girl. Like this guy can't talk to her. They're that guy. But this guy, but apparently, I was reading in it, I was, this is really weird. I was reading in a Twitter thread of a girl and it checks out because she was older. She looked like she was probably in her late 40s, actually like in her 50s or something like that, where she was saying that she served in the Air Force with him, and they were stationed in Berlin, and they were talking about his dad, how, like, how fucking weird he is and how, but

pretty assertive, but also, you know, all that blah, blah, blah. Like, just the way that he is, it made sense that Andrew Tate would grow up this way because he was, like, weird, but he was also smart. So it was an interesting origin story. I'm like, that's weird, it's the random people that you can find in these fucking Twitter threads and shit. For like, I know this guy, I know this and this and that. And then he grew up just bouncing

around everywhere. So he sounds fucking weird as shit. And, uh, but yeah. I ever seen Highlander? Oh, let the like what, Christopher Lambert one? Or what do you mean? Yeah, the like the movie. Their first movie. Yeah, yeah. He sounds like, what you call it? The main character, how he sounds like he's from like 80 different places. And he's, like, he's from like,

80 different places. And he, he's, like, he's, like, he like what fucking accent is that? Like what? And he's like, where are you from? He's like, a lot of places. And it's like, what the fuck, dude? I forgot the main character, is it named Gregor?

No. Um, I used to, no. Who's his name? I used to, McLeod. McLeod. Ethan McLeod, Ian McLeod?

I think it's Ethan. Well, let's look it up. Let's look it up. Because I, it's been so long since I've seen Highlander. So, let's see.

Connor McLeod. Connor, there, go he sounds like Connor McLeod he sounds like a bunch of different combinations of an accent and it's like all right it's it's it's also i bet the brain damage doesn't help yeah that's probably probably probably he probably kind of forgets the thing is i never i never saw him get hit a lot that's the thing i don't ever see him get hit a lot and he's such a good fighter he probably but in practice and stuff getting hit in yeah and sparring and shit they probably he doesn't seem

like the type of person that try to be safe while sparringly probably you know in a place where they just try to knock each other out. Unless if he trained in Thailand, I know that the Thai people are very good at not giving people CTE since they fight so much. Since they'll fight like 500 fucking fights on their career or something. So they have to like in Thailand not hit each other in the head while they're fucking sparring. In Thailand,

they just have fucked up sternums and shit because they kick the fuck out of each other, dude. I have seen people in fucking Muay Thai fights literally do like standing. roundhouse each other's chest. And I'm like, what the fuck, dude? You're gonna break your leg or someone's chest. And they're both at the end of the fight. They both knuckle tap each other. They're like, good fight.

And I'm like, what is it? If you guys want to hear the funniest, the funniest sounds you may, you might ever hear in your life. Just fucking fine footage of a tie practicing, just a gym of them sparring and practicing. It is,

I can't even describe it with my fucking. fucking words. It's they, it just, it sounds like a fucking zoo. Because they just, they really enunciate their sounds when, no, this is something that's well known. Because they, they just make sounds when they hit. They're one of those type of people. You know, every once in a while you see a fighter that likes to fucking verbally say something when they're like, huh, huh, or, like, like, for some reason, a lot of women do that. That like, versus like men, I don't know why. It's kind of like tennis. You ever notice that, too? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The women, yeah, for some reason, I don't know why. Maybe it's just appealing or something. But the Thai people, they just all do it. So imagine fucking 100 people in a big gym just all fucking making the Thai language type of sounds that they make. It's pretty incredible. They breed warriors, though. I was just saying. It's insane.

Watching watching them fight, like watching the way they've adapted boxing into, like, because, because, because Moitai is sort of like, it's, because kickboxing and moitai are very similar for the most part is that moitai is more, you have more appendages available to use. Or they more they enunciate the use of the elbows and knees a lot.

And watching how well they transform like, because boxing's already like an average person you should learn how to box. That'll help you be able to read people's movements and be able to throw proper partners and fuck people up. But then watching them add kicks and elbows

and shit into that fighting style? Why did some of them, some of their evasive techniques is just mind blowing. Like, 40 year old guys that are well past their prime just like completely out dancing the guy they're fighting.

And it's just like, it's crazy. These guys are warriors. I remember I saw this one, I remember I saw this one clip of these two guys fighting and the dude kicks a guy in the shoulder. And what happens,

his torso twists all, the way around, but his legs and heads stay exactly where they were. It was like the craziest thing I've ever seen. He was just stuck that way for the rest of his life until he died like three days later. So I'm going to, the craziest thing I've seen actually. It's crazy that that happens. It happens.

People throw like opposing punches and then go for roundhouse kicks and they both missed each other. And then they shook each other's hand right afterwards. I've seen that. And that was just like, what the fuck? It was like playing street fight and you keep clanking with someone. It's like, what? What?

Beautiful shit. It's fun. It's fun. It's fun. It's fun shit. But yeah, Andrew Tate, Andrew Tate's the goat. Hunter Bidtons the goat. Hunter Biden is the goat.

I want them to chill at each other, bro. That should be, that should be, that should be the way, hold on. That should be the way that we, every time, every time we say this person is the goat, it's very clearly. Bad people. The exact. So it's like, I would, I love the idea. of just like having podcast just named like I don't even know who's like a terrible Ethan Ralph is the goat or like you know

Jeffrey Epps for the win Yeah Jeffie Epps is the goat Chris Chan is the goat He's getting out of jail soon. Christian is I think he's out of jail next week or maybe later this week. I'm not super sure. Let's go. Very very soon. So in case you're wondering about how long you would be in prison

if you fucked your dementia-ridden mother against their will. It's not that long, so. Oh, man. It really isn't. I mean, so if you, if you've been fiending for your mom. If you've been fiended, if you're defeated,

you know the penalty, it's not, I mean, I guess you have to be, like, profoundly, you know. You got to be something to even do that in the first place,

in all fairness. Yeah, that's kind of the thing, too. It's like, you're already there if you're even considering it. If you've had thoughts about it, you're like, you know what?

She'll look that bad. And then you're like, oh, you already, you already fell off, dude. You're already gone. Imagine that it's like, I get free housing for 10 months. Oh, it's not bad. This is depressing me. Can we stop? Three hots and a cot, man.

Three hots on a cop. It makes you, what, Christian makes you sad? Yes. I don't find any. I'm working on it. I don't find anything about Christian situation funny at all. But it's because I came into it too late. That's the thing.

Like, I didn't, I didn't see it go from being like when it was, I are quotes, funny to what it is now. I've just seen, I've just seen only him drinking his common mountain dew and like, like just sad shit. And I'm just like, I don't like this. I don't like viewing this. I mean, I agree. I agree. I'm not, I'm not a fan of the, like I said, I've never seen a, you know, I've seen a couple of videos.

I watched a little bit of the Nicacado thing. There was like a three hour video. I watched a little bit of it. I watched, you know, there's some things that I can dip into. I watch actually a pretty good video about Grady Andre. And how he even changed the landscape of YouTube, which I kind of forgot. Enjoying a healthy dinner that tastes great means eating out at a pricey restaurant, right? Wrong.

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion. billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with

Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's large injury Lawfram. Thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. Do you remember copyright systems? Whoever copyrighted your shit would steal all your money and then after they siphoned

all of it then they would just release the claim because you can't. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When he started this campaign that it now, how it is now where the money goes into escrow where whoever wins it gets the money. So nobody's just collecting the money. it's just an escrow. And that was because of him. And I'm like, what the, I didn't even,

I forgot about that shit, which is kind of nuts at that fucking Indian bastard. Yeah, because he started this thing called Make YouTube Great again. And then Susan Wajiski actually responded to it saying, like, we hear you and she used the hashtag. And I'm like,

what the fuck is happening? Anyway, my, wait, I don't even remember my original point. We were talking about Christian, whatever. I was just saying,

oh, I was just saying Christian, I never delved too deep in Christian. It was just that low cow that was just too much for me. But this was kind of funny, me. It's kind of funny. I can't lie. It's not too different. It's really not too different from Ethan Ralph. If you really break it down, like Chris Chan isn't as violent, but he's just as nefarious, really. He is. That's the thing. He's not like, that's kind of thing. It's like, it comes

across as a lot sadder, right? It's sad. I don't feel any sadness for Ethan Ralph at all. It comes across sad, though, but the second you like dive deeper into it, it's like, oh, it's, It is sad only because of the people around him and it's like it's kind of fucked that this happens to a person. But at the same time, just not a good person. Like, just like going around into malls, like harassing people. He pepper sprayed a fucking GameStop employee because Sonic's arms were the wrong color on a fucking game case. It's like it's insane. And it's not like Ethan Ralph where he's like, I'm going to fight 10 Brazilians who are 10 feet taller than be.

And somehow not feel like. Like, Ethan Ralph is just too stupid to understand that his body is in mortal peril. Like, he's not brave. It's the exact opposite, almost, where it's like, he's too stupid to understand the danger he's in. So he doesn't, he's not afraid. And people mistake that, people mistake that for like, oh, that's like, that's really brave. It's really ballsy. It's like, no, it's the opposite.

Courage is being afraid and doing that anyway. But he's not afraid. There's no fear in his eyes. There's no love in his eyes. There's no nothing in his eyes. His eyes are just like, they're just pupils. And it's like, it's like, it's a dog. It's like, this is just an animal doing something.

He's like, just like you look at him and there's something off. It's like you ever, it's like that Ron Perlman cat. You know what I'm talking about? Man cat. I've never seen the Ron Perlman cat. Look up, look up for your cat that looks like Ron Perlman. Yeah. You're gonna fucking lose your shit when you see this.

Oh, no. What's gonna happen? It's so, it's so. What is it? Is it actually it? It's so clearly Rod Perlman. It's insane. Oh my God,

that cat with the human face. I remember it now. That's, that is Ron. That's disgusting. They fucking, like Rob Probin's two. old to star and a new new hellboy so they get the fucking cat.

They put the cat in the costume. That is so wildly disrespectful. That is so wildly disrespectful. Hey, much respect to Ron Perlman. Oh my God, they got rid of a... They got rid of the Roblox death sound. It's not in the game anymore. Why would they do that?

Isn't that the... It's like the most iconic part of that game. That's the only part that I actually know about the game. That and being called the N-word a lot by six-year-olds, but... that's a lot of games to be fair yeah that's true I think if that happened to me on fucking Lego Star Wars

the Skywalker trilogy the minute you stepped in a PVP can you imagine you're playing as Vader you're an network you're not it's like what it wasn't it wasn't it wasn't

it was split screen co-op with my nephew with my nephew always I was playing with my nephew I'll play with my dad I was playing dad you want to play I don't want to play your inward Star Wars game

I want to play you that's so fucking dang Can you imagine? Can you No no can you imagine playing like I don't even call call of duty or something like split screen with your business like hey mom Hey dad I want to show you this game I really like I want to share something that I I there's something that I love that I want to share with you And he's like all right son he sits down and immediately he immediately he's entranced by whatever spirit takes control of all those kids.

Imagine realizing your dad's a gamer, like a gamer asshole. Like the moment you're playing your dad in a game and you're like, oh shit. Yo, you suck. Dude, like you're a piece of shit, dad. He's saying like all the worst shit. He's like teabbing people. Like he's like, oh my God. My dad sucks.

He's teabagging. Your dad is teabbing. Before he has any. concept of what that means. Dude, did you... It's funny that it's happened so a UFC event just happened, oh, this weekend. This guy, Patty Pimlet, this fucking guy from

Liverpool. I saw the fight. God, dude, I can't... The Liverpool people are taking over, but yeah, he fucking, he did it. He literally teabagged his opponent. He fucking was so funny. He fought with so much spirit, though. That was such a good fight. It was great,

but it's just, I just love that, like, our generation is toxic. like now growing up like now you can see our generation doing extraordinary things and they're able to do shit like that they're able to do stuff like that now this video bro i'm a cell out of this video is insane of a real person teabagging over an opponent in a real world set it that is so crazy it's it's our generation growing up but like the things that you think of like oh man we did that in video games and now you can take it to real life scenarios. I really hope to God this generation never has to go to actual war because God, Christ.

Like, did you imagine the leaked, like, I don't even know at that point, like what technology we would have, the leaked like BDU military helmet camera footage of people like shooting people in the face and actually teabagging them for minutes straight. Or imagine, like that will happen. A little kid that played Fortnite. shoot somebody downs and runs up into a building and throws them off the building. And it's like, what the fuck? Yo, you threw a body off a building into an IUD or IED or something.

Like that he pops. He's like, yeah, let's throw, let's throw C4. Let's three sole C4. It's an, I'm going to save you. I'm going to save you from the comments. I'm going to save you from the comments. It's an IED. IED.

It's the explosive. IUD is the thing that helps girls not get pregnant. It's that little copper fucking thing That they show up What the hell is that stand? What does the IUD stand for? No clue. Improvised uterus device Shut up

You don't imagine someone sticking C4 to a car And then watch this six shit Goes off a ramp Jump up the car And a C4 truck hits and blows up Fucking I got a fucking predator missile I would see some asshole What was it?

It is an intrauterine device which makes sense. Close enough. It's not improvised. Yeah, it's not an improvised explosive device. But it should be. Holy fuck. It's fucking should be.

I mean. Can you imagine just a mix up like that? It's like, oh, fuck. I thought you said I. E.D. That's some Jane the Virgin shit right there. And he fucking, he like blew it. Like he fucking pressed the button and blew her up.

And he's like, oh. It's like that scene in the boys. It's like that scene in the beginning of the boys, season three. That scene fucked me up. Hey, hey, hey, I've seen that shit at all. I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to make it. No, no, it's cool.

I know what happened. Actually, no, it actually got, uh, sorry. Oh, you're good. You're good. It got spoiled from me already. I know it. What was it? I got.

I know it. And you say it. And you say it. Yeah. Um, yeah, my fucking roommate. He was like, this isn't spoiling in the show, but he told me the moment where it was a sexual moment and a guy. Yeah.

like an ant man type of character. Yeah, yeah, yeah, there you got. Yeah, okay. You got it. You got it. That's like that, that is, in fairness, the first five minutes of the season. So it's not too bad. But I'm catching up, though.

I'm catching up. I'm on season two, episode eight. So I'll be on season three very soon. Oh, yeah, you're getting good. Fucking, what's next? What's next? Resident Evil, Netflix. That came out.

In the time that we haven't posted, that's been a thing. So how, so listen, I'm going to say this. I fucking, I love Resident Evil, right? Like, I really, I really appreciate it a lot. So fun. And I was so excited to see yet another one of these. I have not finished it. I saw like two episodes and I was, I checked out.

You guys apparently finished it. The whole thing. Whole thing. Which is, I don't know how you managed that. I didn't think I was going to make it. But a couple of things happened that drew, me into where it's like I have to finish this. This is the decisions that are made in the show are so wacky that it kind of pulled me back in because I was bored. I was like this isn't the way

people were talking about it was as if it was on the same like level as fast and furious or something. Like it's just that stupid. But I was like I was like no they're trying the cinematography is a bad. I was like all right. It's just it's just not worth watching. It's stupid. And that's not good enough for me to watch the entire series, but then... Enjoying a healthy dinner that tastes great means eating out at a pricey restaurant, right? Wrong. Healthy Choice Simply Steamers are delicious and healthy. The Tray-and-Tray steam technology delivers crisp veggies and tender protein and tasty selections,

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, Thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.

Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. A couple things happened that pulled me back in, especially towards the end of the series where I was glad that I stayed. Because, man, if you have not, and I feel a lot of people didn't make it, because I did not see Blade go viral the way that he should have.

That's very true. That's very true. I was shocked. When I saw that, I fucking was crying. Like, just seeing like, I didn't, I didn't. didn't think they were going to do it because like, okay, here's Albert Wesker, it's this dude, very respectable actor.

A lot of people are bad. They're like, why would they do to this is this gentleman? This guy, this guy's a really respectable actor. Yeah, exactly. Oh, Lance Redick, yeah. Uh, I was like, why would you do that to this man? And, uh, and I was like, there's no way. They're going to do some sort of either flashback or whatever with him dressed like the fucking Matrix Wesker, you know?

And then they did it. And they gave him hair, too, which I didn't, it seemed so unnecessary. It was so unnecessary to even do They could have just kept him bald And then it's like all right, cool He just looks like Wesker, I guess He's morbid He's morbid

He's morbid The thing The thing that's so insane about it, right? Is that Albert Wesker, right? And I remember this is the scene That I saw with you You said it I remember I said

That's Blade You literally said that's blade I was like Oh shit I literally was like What is Blade? I remember I remember being so confused I was like

Why is Blade in a Resident Evil, what the fuck is going on? I actually thought for a moment that, like, maybe there was, like, is there, like, a Marvel, like, Resident Evil thing that I didn't know about? Because they're, like, that's not really something that's out of pocket. Like, I have right here, like, a fucking, like, a Halo Marvel comic. Like, it's not, like, that out of, out of, it's not that out of pocket that that might exist. I was like, is there really a fucking, did they really put Blade in fucking fucking fucking

fucking fucking. And it's like, no, that's Wesker. And I'm like, oh, that's right. I forgot. Wesker, once he's black, is blade. Literally. Literally. Like, you can't, like, like, white blade is Wesker.

And there's like, there's no, there's nobody else. There's nobody else who looks like that. I like, I like that line that sentence, white blade is Wesker. White Blade is white. He's Albert Westker. That's so fucking true Straight up It is the same exact costume

It's the same exact Demeanor It's the same exact Style of character It's like The only difference is that Blade has a sword That's the only difference

That's it And yeah That's why it's like Yeah Dante is like the You know They just straight rip that shit God damn

They just straight rip Like fucking The Japanese people are like We want to We want to fucking We want a white blade That looks like a Stupid anime character

And they made Dante Redel make Double-Megra. You know, we know what's crazy. Devil-Mecrises to be a Resident Evil game.

It was, yeah. That's so fucking wild. I cannot believe that was what's supposed to be. They were like, let's just make this dude hunt demons. It was like, all right,

I guess. Was it a game about Wester? Was it a game about Wester? I don't think it was about Wester. Maybe. I don't know. It might as well. It might as well have been like,

but Wesker wasn't doing that. stupid shit back of the day. Wesker became Blade and Resident Evil 5. That's what he was really. He was already. He was already. No, no, no. He became Blade and Revelations. But yes, he was not like in a main series number of games.

He was just kind of a dude. He's had red eyes. You were like, I don't think he has red eyes. Yeah. He looked and then he just like started doing the cool moot. Like in five, the stuff that he does, I was cool as fuck. This fucking game is so Japanese. They always try to keep it a little

bit grounded and Western when they're like, nah, nah, fuck this. You mean Wesker? Not Blaine. I can't even. It's the same person. Like, for real, it really is no difference, these characters. And it's, I couldn't believe when I saw it because I was already confused as to

what the fuck this show was because there was like, okay, there's teenage girls and they're talking about Zootopia porn and there's a, you know. I'm a bad guy. Like, dude, They fucking introduced that character Billy Elish While Billy Elish was play

I was a ton of Billy Elish music It was so disgusting Yeah, I just thought they should have leaned into it And every single time she's on screen They play bad guy I think they should just leaned into it Yeah, and then like when there's like a sad moment They play like that like weird like sad

Like minor key like rende You know how they It's like a sad like a really slow piano With like soft strings Yeah I would like they play She has a she has a all these moodies songs just play one of those things no she has the same kind of song she has three albums full of the same kind of song you're right you're right it's what i hate i hate it so i don't even

think he's a bad artist i don't find it much interesting because i'm not a teenage white person yeah but no she's fucking but like her music is so bland it's just her like rhythmically hum talking over like something sad happening you know what i think she's you know what i think I think she's the same as Lady Gaga because Lady Gaga is really talented. Lady Gaga when you came out, she was like, this is what's popping right now. I'm going to do lean into this EDM type shit.

But like she had way more range, obviously, even with that. Billy Elish is doing this specific whisper talk. Like she reminds me the Yin Yang twins. Like she's just doing like that shit, dude. She's just fucking whispering essentially. I've just saying the whisper. I've never heard more of insane comparison.

That made sense. Is it? Oh my God. But is it, isn't that when she's just leading into this thing? And I'm like, I'm like, this bitch can sing. She can actually sing. But she just, like, say, what was that song that they did for? I forgot what it's called.

But it is she was like, can't you hear me? I'm not coming. You can hear like the parts of which, like, oh, she can bellow if she wants to. She doesn't. And then so anyway, it's just moody and mysterious like kids, right? I bet, I bet she's just saying, she's doing this thing where she saves it. I mean she's like, oh, hey, this album didn't do well. All right, now I'm going to do it.

Now I'm going to try. I don't, I don't exactly give her that level of like confidence and she can do that because I just have not, I just have not heard her do it yet. So like, I mean, she's, she's done like. She's not. Yeah, she's moments, I guess, within her music where you can hear that. I have, yeah, I just, I just don't listen to it. I have secondhanding heard so much of her music.

And I'm just like, this is just the same thing over. It's not like Gaga who made like poker face. And, like, you know, when she does the chorus, you can hear that she can sing in the chorus of poker phase. Yeah, Carrie's my, like, she's fucking, she can hit some notes. You know, and then. Well, the thing that made me an actual Lady Gaga fan was the thing she was doing with Tony Bennett. Like those lounge, those jazz albums that she did with fucking Tony Bennett. I was like, what the fuck you can do this?

That's more, that's more show tunes than jazz, but yeah. Those, she's killing it. What the show tunes? That's not like, I would have. called it's lounge music that's not jazz exactly though like because jazz music it's like b b king and shit that's it's it's well jazz is like pretty uh it's pretty diverse i would say because it's like yeah because it's like jazz it's not show it's like jazz it's like blues there's like the blues focus jazz it's like swing it's it's it's like blues like i might have said juice i'm sorry

but it's it's like jazz influence of blues and there's like jazz where it's like No, I feel that. It's jazz blues. It's swing. And there's weird. There's jazz fusion. That's like the shit that sounds like toilets flushing. You remember there was that weird like, there was that weird like, do you remember like fucking Zoot Suit Riot and shit?

What? Yes. When there was that big band era and fucking the mask came out. Which, uh, fucking. That was real. Had the Royal Crown review. Yeah. That's real.

Hey, Pacchuko. Anyway. Mombo. Teets. I want to beat my meat Oh it's bad Some guys tonight Oh yeah

Resident Evil was It made me re-evaluate How I felt about the Halo show actually It's funny you say that I was comparing the two And like oh what is it really bad And I was like okay I did not find

I just got uninterested I didn't make it to the final episode Of Halo Because it's not good It's not good to be certain But I don't know What scenes are great though I like the fight scenes.

I like generally. I thought they were good. They definitely looked like CG, but I don't know how you do that without, I don't really know how you do that kind of a show without it looking like a video game. You gotta get gorillas. You gotta get real gorillas to be the brutes in it.

You gotta just real gorillas. And then you gotta get iguanas and upscale them and give them human arms to be lees. That is disgusting. I love it. I love it. There was this little, no, go ahead, go ahead, sorry. There was this great, I love, the one great thing to come out of that show was the, was this joke where the community just kind of, because the character of Master Chief in that show is so far removed from the character of Master Chief in the games that everybody was like, oh, that's not, that's John 117, that's Jonathan Halo.

And then a bunch of people were like, that's not even Jonathan Halo, that's Jimmy Rings. I love it. I love it. That's a sick-ass big name. I love the name. I love the name Jimmy Rings for the Master's for like a knockoff, like a knockoff, like wish version of like the kind of like a Master's figure that you would buy at like like outside in the Bronx. Like a Chinese right aide. He just walked in there.

Yeah. Like, oh my God, it's Jimmy Rings. It just sounds like it sounds like fucking Kingpin's dad. Like it sounds like fucking like just some gangster. Jimmy Rings. Hey, see him, Jimmy Rings. Sorry, son. I'm daddy, I'm daddy pips.

It's funny because we were all making jokes and we were trying to like give the every character a synonym name of what they are. So instead of the elite is the proficient and instead of the arbiter, his name is the acquiescer. The acquiescer. The acquiescer. Ironically. The ruffians. That's pretty dope. I like that one.

I like that. I don't know what they call the grits. I would love sincerely to, I wish we had more access to like knock off video games. You know what I mean? Like, because there are, there's a lot of them on mobile, and I guess that's where like most of them exist. But I wish I could download like on my console or my my PC proper, like genuine knockoffs. You know what concept of vote for that, dude? Enjoying a healthy dinner that tastes great means eating out at a pricey restaurant, right?

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Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome.

I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23. after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is

dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. office near you. PS1, bro. PS1 had so many knockoff random video games that like... Did they? Tons, bro.

Well, I know the NES had a ton because like the NES just, that was before they really had any semblance of like, they couldn't just patch a console to like fix like a mate. Like there were all these like, there was like the Lion King and he's like, like Simba's running across the Great Wall of China and there's like a blimp with like a Nazi flag on it. And you're just like, what the fuck is this game? He's running. Did you just say he's running across the gray wall of China? I'm not even kidding.

You didn't say that to me. This is, this is real. This is from, I remember seeing it in the Jontron video years ago where he played these like knockoff Disney games. It's a great video, by the way. But there's just like, most of them were from the NES. Because by the time the PS1 happened, there was at least like some semblance of like region locking. I played, I played so many like China. Japanese

video games when I was playing PS1 like my uncle would just come back with these random games and I'm playing this like like I'd be like are you tired of playing the Wu-Tang clan game and I'm like yeah let's play this and it was like Dragon Ball Super Battle 13 where like every character was in a game

from there was like Dragon Ball Super characters in the game in like 2003 and I was like what the fuck is this? That's Golden Freezer. What is that? It was a It was Dragon Ball Z Ultimate Battle 22. Like this game's like that where it's like it's so much random.

Like no one really made this game. This game came into. It's a byproduct of something else. Yeah. And you could turn it into Dragon Balls' the Ultimate Battle 27 by putting a cheat code in because you could add like five more characters or something. It was simple. It was stupid.

And the characters were all half designed. It's like what the. Yeah. That was the peak of video games for me, I think. I think that's when video game culture peaked. We should have stopped right there. We should have stopped right there. That's when it peaked.

Yeah, you're right. Yeah, I don't like any of this new shit I've been playing. It's a... Fuck Red Dead. It's boring. Fuck Eldon Ring. Fuck Breath of the Wild. Fuck Gtta.

Fuck all those games. Grand Theft Auto. Grand Theft Auto 6 is, I think, real now. Yeah. Apparently, I think. like I'm looking at all these articles and I can't tell if they're like based on rumors or not but

there is a some news that the next Grand Theft Auto will have a female playable character and it will also be quote more culturally sensitive I don't know what that fucking means for Grand Theft Auto

I don't know how you can culturally I don't know how you can like commit mass murder in a culturally sensitive way When they're talking about culture are they talking about like not stigmatizing certain like groups in the game or some shit that's has to be what they mean

that obviously has to be what it means because they're not going to be like we're going to go into like American culture or we're going to respect the Americans. It's a game's a parody. That's the thing. It's like the game is a parody of what the game Grand Selt has always been a parody of the time

that it came out in or the time that it was being developed in. So it's like a reflection kind of So the idea, I know that there was recently some stuff about GT5 where there was like, there's certain ways that we, we, they referred to trans people in this game that they, they have since gone back and censored. But like, I remember going back and I'm just like, this is about right for that time. Like, it would almost be like if there was no racism in redden. Oh. You know what I mean? Like, it just feels like.

Sorry, I just want to. Sorry. Sorry, just really quick, I just want to say that they're talking about the culture of their work environment. Like, just reading it. Yeah, just reading into the, because it literally just talking about the studio was built on a culture of seven-day work weeks. They're talking about crunch time and all this shit. That's, that's essentially, it might be clickbait where they're saying culturally within the game. Yeah, but they're talking about, yeah, the actual work environment.

So it kind of. Yeah, except you see, this is why, this is why, look, this is why I don't even blame people like the quartering. Because when you're a website and you're just like, we got to get clicks, so we're just going to like, this headline literally says from Kataku, the biggest site. Well, you know, not really. A site with some provenance. GTA 6 co-stars a woman will be more culturally sensitive. What that means in a headline is cultural sensitivity. That doesn't mean, oh, we're going to fucking have a better work culture.

And then some guy's going to make a YouTube video about it about what that headline actually would mean if they were honest about what it meant. So it's just a bunch of people lying to each other and just like fucking stoking the flames of this fucking bullshit. It's like I blame everybody. We all deserve everything that's happening. Fuck you. Fuck you all. I fucking, who wrote this? Yeah, it's stupid because like...

Ethan Gack, of course it's you. You fucking asshole. This is the one guy who wrote a fucking hit piece on me and Colin. Of course it's this guy. Of course it's this guy. You fucking smarmy asshole. You know it's funny, this person is probably stupid because other articles that I read that went more into depth about this shit. This is, I think he missed the mark about that cultural sensitivity because the other article that I was reading went into death about what the cultural sensitivity means.

I think this person made the, he was just like, oh, it must mean about having a female lead. but it doesn't nobody fucking said anything about like the the female lead is because of cultural sensitive he just put he put two and two together without he probably read a headline himself

because he's a fucking retard and then just ran with it but I was reading another article that was actually going into depth about what they meant by that and so I mean it's easy how this shit can just kind of like you said it's it's like a game of telephone where just nobody everybody's just like lying it sucks too because like

I don't know. I really hope. I think it's a cool idea. Why not? Well, specifically the idea of like a playable, like, a female character in these games. Because, like, I was playing Grand The Theta 4 recently, and I had never really played through Grand The Thought O'Don. Like, it was always this game that I only, I jumped on. I would play, like, the beginning little bit until I got the cell phone, and then I jumped into multiplayer with friends.

Like, I never bothered. I didn't know anything about these characters in this universe. Like, I played a little bit of Gay Tony and, like, a little bit of, bit of loss in the dam, but like I, it didn't, I don't know. At the time that story didn't grab me. I was, I was more focused on stealing cars, doing shootouts and jumping off of buildings to, there goes my heroes. But, you know, I was playing. I was like, wow, I, I, I really appreciate how shitty these protagonists are. Like, they're always portrayed really, like, negative. Like, they're heroes, but they're also, like, like, Nico's a shithead. Like, he's so. He's

sucks so much in Grant of 304. And like everybody in Grathlethal Toto 5 sucks. Like they're all so annoying. Not really. Not really. Franklin's a guy. Franklin keeps doing dumb shit, but he's, that's the point. Franklin is supposed to be the juxtapone. Franklin's a mass murderer. Chris, Mike is an asshole dad, but he does care about his kids.

Right. The other guy. Trevor's insane. Trevor's insane, but he makes a point sometimes. Like sometimes you're like, fuck. He's kind of right. And then Franklin is just, it's like. But none of them are just decent.

They're not great guys. No. They're just levels, though. That's what I mean. Like, Nico's kind of the same where it's like, Nico's like, oh, yeah, you know, he's just trying to, he's just an immigrant who, he's here because his cousin lied to him about his life. And now he's just stuck in this horrible situation.

Right, right. And it's really cool. But he's also just a fucking horrible person. And it's like, I hope. And I have enough faith in Rocks. start that they do this because that they could do this because Red Dead 2 was so great. Granted, those writers are not a part of the studio anymore. That's a whole other thing.

Really? But yeah, Dan Houser and Dan Houser who wrote every single Grant Threathto and Red Dead is no longer at that company, which, you know, that's a little concerning. But that sucks. I just hope that they don't go the route of like it's a female character. so she's actually genuinely a good person. I don't know how you could even do that in a Grand The Tenth Auto game because you have to kill people in Pets of Toto. Like they must.

They must be able to balance it. There's no way. I would go as far to like who's the like out of all the PCs of Granta F Otto, like obviously the worst one is the guy from Vice City. That guy's a fucking monster. The Tony Montana rip off. That guy's a demon. Oh, I forgot his name.

Yeah. I would say maybe. Siege? Well, no, there's the military. This name's GTA 4. There's a guy from on Vice City Stories. Tommy Versetti.

He's the military dude from GTA, Granta Foto, our Vice City stories. He's not the worst. Oh yeah, fucking Ray Leota. Ray Leota, rest of peace, man. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. But he's like, that's right. Right, it's between Franklin or that guy who are like the least bad. And even they kill and rob and break into places and shoot cops.

No problem. They have no problem. No, Franklin talks about having a problem and then he does it right afterwards. He still does it. He's like Franklin, bro. I know you don't like doing this. Actions, man. Actions.

You got to stop doing it, you know? That's always been. Rob people and be like, oh, I hate doing this and then all of a sudden I'm justified. No, you, that's always been. You can hate it. Like, because I know at times you got to, you know, you got to do, you got to make, you got to make ends meet. But like, like, that's all.

Spider-Man. And Spider, Spider, I was just watching Spider-Man too. too. And it's like, don't you think Spider-Man should have been robbing shit? Like, he was doing so bad. He's so behind on rent, Aunt May's fucking fuck is fucked with a bank. There's so much bag on his life. And I was like, dude, isn't it time to just rob a cull? Like, it's just like, Doc Ock immediately, immediately went to the bank.

He was just like, I need to build another son. The first thing Dr. Octopus does is go to the bank. The second he has, the second he realizes he has power is go to a bank to steal money. I love that. We're supposed to look up to people like Spider-Man, bro. We're supposed to just suffer and silence. That's the thing. Fuck that shit, dude.

When you're Spider-Man, I was like, why isn't he at least a juggalo or a jigolo, sorry, jigolo? A juggalo? The fuck with an insane clown pussy? I meant jigolo, dude. I would like to see a juggle Spider-Man. Wait, why would he whore himself? out as a superhero. Who wouldn't want to fuck Spider-Man?

So that dude would like make so much money. Your brain went to fucking. You were like, oh, I could get more pussy. I got to do this. That's where Derek's mind was. It's not living under the terror of Dikovic who is fucking literally like harassing him. Or he can just become an athlete. He can become an athlete.

I only have $20 and he just steals his money and he probably like fucking puts poison and like no spreads a little bit of poison just to like, you know, make him a little sick like interest purposes. You probably, you know, fucking that guy does fucked up shit like that. You know Duke of it's a fucking monster. He has eyes like a rodent. You got to, you got to understand, you got to understand that Spider-Man, there's no, there's no logical reason for Spider-Man to be poor, obviously. That, yeah, yeah.

Duh, there's no reason he'd be a poor person. He would go, as bright as he would be, no, no, like, don't get me wrong, the idea of him constantly having to sacrifice opportunities to help people, would exist. That would be a thing that exists because of the fact that he would, he would constantly be like, I could go to this internship or do whatever this thing is and make a ton of money, but just by his luck, oh man, the green goblins throwing people out of windows at like 10th story buildings. I got to go help out and it would affect him, but there's no way he would be poor. He would work with the Baxter Foundation. Stark would give him an internship. Like Captain America would take him up on shield and they'd work and shit. Like, there's,

There's no feasibly possible way Spider-Man would stay as poor as he is. Obviously. We all know that. So he's just crippled. He's like he's like... Also, he lives in New York. That's why he's poor. He probably makes a decent amount of money, but he lives in New York.

So he's just behind because he lives in New York. His rent is like $5,000 a month. He's like, fuck, I live in a shoe box. I live in a shoe box. Fuck, man. I got my rent is five grand. ran for the studio apartment. Spider-Man, Spider-Man's...

Spider-Man's... Genuinely sincere, I'm not even joking. Spider-Man's apartment in Spider-Man, too, that dinky studio with, like, the hall and the, like, the hallway bathroom that's shared by everybody, that is at least probably like $3,200, $3,400,000. I would go low-ball like $4,000, not $4,000, like $2,400, like, dead-ass. It's probably like that much money. In 2000, what was that? Because he lives in Soho.

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Yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, adjusted for today. Like, is what I mean. Like, so it's obviously like way better back then when things weren't so fuck. But he, because in Spider-Man 2, I think he lives in Soho.

I think that's kind of like the idea is that like he lives in the, in that district. Because that's where his apartment is in the game. And it's also like you could see kind of like around. his apartment in the movies briefly. It's like, oh, that's, that's Soho. And that's not the cheapest place. It's actually incredibly, it's actually really expensive now. He's a state in Queens, bro. But,

but the thing is that Spider-Man's apartment is smaller than my bedroom. His whole apartment. No, it isn't. Yeah, it isn't. It's a little bit. I don't think, I don't think it's bigger. I really doubt that it's bigger than my bedroom. My bedroom is not even much. By a, I literally watch that movie every day and I've been in your space. It's slightly bigger. It's not, it's not, it's not, it's not that much bigger. Granted, but it is bigger. I think because of the size of my closet, it's a bigger place.

You can walk in my closet. Spider-Man's closet is you put this much of your arm in, you're in a wall. Like this much of your arm in, and you're slammed against the wall. But he has all that closet, he has that closet space that's big enough for those, his, his, His Spider-Man suit and that one actual suit that he had in the river. And then his little trunk in there. That's it. He's got nothing.

He's got another man's pathetic. He's pathetic. He doesn't even have a fucking Nintendo, man. He doesn't. I don't even think he, I don't even think Spider-Man's apartment has outlets. No, it does. Because he has the police listener thing.

So he has that. He has the police radio. I know that, but like still, you know, maybe it's on a battery. He granks it. It's a hand-crank battery.

Imagine a small. Imagine seeing that in modern age. A hand crank radio. Those things are actually like technically very useful. But it's kind of cool. Kind of cool. Yeah, it's really interesting tech. You'd be lucky to have it if everything went to shit.

Right. But that's about it though. And also you'd be really limited. I feel like the only people that you'd be able to talk to are other psychopaths who thought it would be a wise investment to get a hand crank radio. you know so so it's kind of moot actually when you think about it anyway

I don't even know what the fuck we were yeah how did we get I feel like there was Spider-Man something else there's one other thing I mean we always that happened

I could talk about that nope came out we do we do always yeah in the I haven't seen no came out I haven't seen nope either but I saw

I saw mixed reviews I really liked it but I liked it because of the cast like it was a good movie it was interesting It was obviously like everything Jordan Peel makes interesting. And unfortunately everything he's making is going to be compared to Get Out. This Get Out is such a modern classic movie, you know.

Uh-huh. But like I think like Kiki Palmer and Daniel Kaluwa together and the guy that played Angel, those three actors in tandem are all so good together. That it's like Jesus. Even if this movie was actually Dogshed, I'd like it because I'd like all of their acting together. Kiki Palmer was a Nickelodeon star, right? She was true Jackson. She was both.

Was that? The both? She worked for Disney for a little bit, and then she went to Nickelodeon and worked on True Jackson VP. True Jack, that yet. I know because I'm a huge fan of Kiki Palmer. I don't know anything. I don't know much of anything.

My, I have a friend that's their cousins. And I'm like, yo, let me hang out. I want to ask her for some money. What's going on here? You're such a fucking scum for.

Let me hang out with her. I want some money. bro. Like immediately it's so nice to meet her. You got to cut you. You got some spare change. Yo,

you ask her for money for me. I would love to just hang out with like celebrity. Just ask for money. It's purely. Eventually one of them's going to give you money. They're just going to do it. You're a scumlord, bro.

Like I was listening, I know you listen to Flagrant too, so I was listening to the latest episode with the Whitney Cummings. And she talks about how she just fucking, like, just dumps money on people. She just, like, even people she barely knows. She's in, she's that half black, half white lady, right? No, no, she's white as fuck. She's just a white comedian that just talks about, like, you know, you don't want to, like, put her in a box,

but she's one of the ones that just talks about, like, sex and, like, raunchy shit. And, like, that's, like, her, that's her stick. But, wow, really? Sounds incredibly unique. Wow. Women talking about their pussy, that's dope. Yeah. But, but she is, she's.

but she's genuine I've heard her on enough podcast to where I like her I think she seems pretty chill but yeah she was talking about and I literally was thinking about like I'm gonna follow her

on Instagram I'm gonna fucking DM her like I'm trying to befriend her and be like yo I yeah yo like I can I can I just have some money

like just straight up just see what she says she might just just just uh wondered if I could have some money Perhaps.

If she says no, you're in the same position you were in. That's true. Yeah, exactly. So I always feel like you should always ask, moral of the story, you should always ask people for money. Oh, by the way, I really should have said this at the top of the show. But I do want to talk about because a lot of, you know, speaking about people giving money, people donating to,

to my and Jojo's situation, Because a lot of support came from the snark tank listeners and the fucking, the snark universe. And, like, seriously, I was fucking blown away where the goal was reached in, like, six, seven days. And I wasn't expect, I literally, I was expecting, like, oh, man, it would probably, like, get, like, $500 or something. I was, I was just thinking, like, no one gives the fuck. Like, who gives a fuck? You know what I mean? But it was insane.

Like, so I just want to say, thank you guys so fucking much. I appreciate y'all. and I don't know I'll send you guys I'm gonna take pictures of feet while you sleep and I'm gonna send them all to you guys you know if you want them that's the compensation

That is what That is fucking crazy If you want that shit but Hey man You gotta do you gotta pay them back I gotta pay them back so I gotta pay them back That's a good idea Next next next uh

Next one I'm dating I'm gonna do that I'm gonna exploit her for money Exploiter just Have a secret only chance for her? Yeah, I'll tell you. That's fucked up. That's fucked up, but I will do it. I'll be taking applications on, uh, that's on my website.

You guys, do post, yeah, post a girlfriend application. Those things were cool. You remember those back in the day? Like, those things were like kind of, uh. I remember Christian had one. I remember he was like looking for a boyfriend free girl. A boyfriend freak. Like, so just like a, a single person?

Yeah. The most roundabout way, the most roundabout way I'm saying, I just want a girlfriend who is currently single. We just, ah, man. Anyway, we should get on to. Oh, my God. Just go to question for you, girls. Please. Oh, God.

Seem like you want to be here more, why don't you? Jesus Christ. You guys are talking about taking women's, taking, and this time is going to make a only fan of this girl on my own. That's so terrible. Let's go. It is fucked up and how much, I would never do this. But like how much you want to bet that this is happening to a phenomenal degree? I'm sure somebody out there is like I saved every single nude I've ever gotten.

And now I'm opening up in OnlyFans and I'm posting one every day. Oh my God. Right. Or like every, every Wednesday, every Wednesday, Saturday, I'll post one nude that I got and pretend like it's like a network of women postage. It's like I guarantee you because it's like I'm sure there's. I bet. I just bet that that's real. I,

I 1,000% agree. Like, it's fucked up, but real? Being a reality? Absolutely. Absolutely, that's real. God damn, those assholes are probably making so much money. I hate,

like, sometimes I wish I was just a piece of shit, man. You'd be making so much more money than trying to just live a normal, like, decent life and shit. And then, like... Yeah, and then, you know, what's great about it, too?

It's like, you wouldn't even feel guilty about it because you're a piece of shit. You're a piece of shit. Exactly. You're a piece of shit. You're a little. You would be whistling. It's like that scene in Spider-Man, too,

where he's, like, walking around, like to raindrops are falling on my head. You'd be that. It's just like you're not a care in the fucking world. You're eating a hot dog while somebody dies. It's just a perfect, perfect existence. But unfortunately, unfortunately, some people are cursed with a conscience.

Cursed with conscience. That's why I envy Gryftor so much, man. Because, like I said, we all shit on them and we say things, and they're just chilling. They're literally the scene that you just described. I think I can drift, bro. I don't know, man.

Like go grift Go grift. I can just be like When I'm done I was lying Duh, I was lying Like what you thought I was serious?

And that's right Try it and see If you can actually live Go go against your ideals And principles And see how you actually Would feel about it I think I could

Here's why you wouldn't Here's why I know you You wouldn't be able to do it I hate scrolling through Twitter Because sometimes porn comes up And it's incredibly distracting So shocking Here's why you wouldn't

Here's why you wouldn't Here's why you wouldn't be able to grift because you would have to actually make videos. Damn. And I think, and you have yet to do it. Oh, no,

someone would do that for me. They'll be like, they'll set me up forever. I'll just be in my face and to say some wild shit. Then do it. Then do it. Go grift. I mean,

go grift. Let experimental project, man, become a conservative swine. That would really hurt. I guarantee you. I think I think I'd be fine with it until like someone I care about would bring up the fact that I said some shit like that. And I'd be like,

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So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

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A real crafter doesn't give a fuck about that. They'll be like, hey, whatever, I'm making money. You know what I mean? Like, that's literally, they just brush it off. They brush it off like literally dirt on the shoulder. And I'm like, that's, I'm envious. I am fucking envious, dude. Like, you know, it's like, you know how, you know how Chris,

how fucking, how much you critique yourself and your art and your projects and shit. And then you have fucking pieces of shit that have, the worst webcams. They just turn their camera on and make a bunch of money. They don't do anything. And you're like, oh, yeah. It's so crazy. It makes me feel so stupid.

But I also can't stop. Like there's no, like, it's just like it's not like, you can't shut that shit off. But I don't know. Let's, uh, let's move out of some questions, huh? Yeah. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to let you answer the first one. I'm going to go pee and I'm going to come in and just like think I'm going to pick up

on what you're saying and then interject, like, as if I was here the whole time. That's exactly. I did that earlier. All right. Huggard Derek, the movie theater manager says, hey, my Nicaragans, you were getting real close there, buddy. Getting real close there. Don't fuck with me, okay? Don't fuck with me.

Anyway, he writes in his... He says, what shows from your childhood? Do you feel really shaped your sense of humor? For me, it was Ed Nettie Seinfeld and a lot of Looney Tunes. That sounds like the perfect ingredients for a psychopath. Yeah, definitely a sociopath's favorite kind of shows. Yeah. Love you, you beefy snark men.

Thank you. Thank you for your questions. Uh, I actually genuinely, I feel like I've seen too many things to know if anything was shaped by one thing in particular. I mean, obviously it's shaped by everything. I definitely know which ones are like the most in the bag of me. It was like SpongeBob, Looney Tunes, and whose line was it anyway? I was thinking whose line is it anyway. I was thinking whose line is in anyway?

SpongeBob and definitely, definitely Seinfeld and Curbner Enthusiasm. I saw Curbier Enthusiasm when I was like really young. Like my parents would just be watching it and we didn't have a huge apartment. So like there was no way that they were watching something by themselves without me also knowing what it was. So there was this all of this horror. Like I remember specifically there was this episode where, they're talking about how I think one of the character

I think it's I think it's Delary's I forget his fucking name he's on the Goldbergs he's that big fat kind of Jewish actor he's talking about how his wife has a big vagina

and I just remember being like 10 and being like I I don't know I don't know what's happening definitely watching people get fucking hurt really bad

and like Tom and during Moon Toon definitely was where that spark of me like watching lively Oh for sure Yeah, Looney Tunes Like that's where the spark Loonie Tunes is fucking

I actually like I wonder if Looniton Because there's no way Do you think Loonie Tunes is as big today as it was? No But definitely a little kid can watch Loonie Tunes now and still think it's really funny though But what kid is going to be watching Loonie Tunes now?

It's boomerang and shit You know what I mean? I just feel like one of those things Yeah but that's that's cable television Like a lot of people aren't on cable television. Now a lot of people are streaming stuff. People still like, what I'm saying is like, well, some people have, people don't have boomerang though. What I mean is like part of basic cable is not?

I don't know. I don't know. I don't have cable personally. That's what I'm saying. It's like, I feel like a lot of, I feel like the reason why Looney Tunes is so influential to a lot of people is just because it existed in such in, in a in a time where it was easily, it permeated. through generations a lot more easily. Oh, is that the fucking Meat Canyon shirt? Yeah.

Oh, I didn't even notice. That's awesome. What does he even say? I forgot it. You got a, what is it? You got a tight little man pussy on you, don't you? Oh, my God. Fucking, is that the baby?

That's the baby. Let's go. That is one of the most cursed shirts I've ever fucking I was like, I was like, I have a bite. They hatch a little baby and it climbs in you and you become the baby. That's fucking, I love that so much. I'm disappointed that the baby has never fucking commented on that. He's never reacted to it.

He's probably for real, never seen it. Like, actually, though. He's like, for real probably, that's very possibly he's never saw that. That's fucking, I hate that. I'm like, dude, how, fucking watch that, you dumb asshole. He's probably too busy killing somebody. He's busy beating up women. How many?

people as he shot at this point man he's fucking like killed one person i know that he definitely killed the guy in walmart but then someone broke one to his home and he shot him i don't know if he killed them though he probably he probably tried but it was just he was like kind of tired and shit i know he killed a little tired i know he killed the guy in walmart but

that guy like even though like i don't say kill people that guy deserved because he tried to attack him while he had his daughter with him like that's not what you do and that is kind of crazy like hey you know like don't attack the baby when he he's with his baby.

That's fucking crazy. Like, that's, that's like, that's double baby. Yeah, that's like a baby squared. You're gonna fucking die.

That's babyception. That's the, you got a problem there. That's literally baby on baby right there, man. You can't do it. I think, uh,

generally speaking, it's okay to kill people in Walmart. I think, I, generally speak with that. I knew that. I just think that, you know,

like, don't attack people. That's it. Don't attack people. There's, there are places for that. There's like, there's boxing rings.

there's, uh, uh, waffle houses. There's all sorts of places where you can attack people and it's fine. Yeah. Uh, Walmart is specifically a place where you go to kill people, I think. Like Walmart is just like, like,

like that's not a, every time I've ever been to Walmart, I've never felt like a hundred percent okay. With like where I was at any given place. It's always like, all right, I gotta get in and out of here. Those lights, man.

Those lights, those lights, those like lights at nighttime when you're like, you walk in, You're fucking faded off your ass and you look up and you feel like there are aliens watching you. You're just like... It really does feel like like UFOs like like shining like it. It feels like the fourth kind where they're just like they're shining at you and then you just feel like you'll wake up.

You'll blink one day and you'll just be on a table. You'll be naked, cold surrounded by a bunch of different small Andrew Tate's propping you and probing you and probing you. It's a problem. You and your fucking ribs are hard and you're like, what the fuck is happening? And you wake back up in your... Did you guys see? that meat cany video of the fucking guy trying to sell Jesus at the pawn shop?

Dude, I, dude, that was the... I haven't seen it. I'm not lost it. I am not joking. It is the funniest meat canyon video ever. It's so fucking funny. It is without a doubt like top three for me.

Like I, it is so fucking funny. So I don't think he listens to this, but like, kudos to fucking, kudos to, uh, Hunter because that was it's so fucking funny dude I've never laughed that hard watching a Bacany video that to me it's the best it's the first time in a while

that I've laughed out loud at a YouTube video that wasn't somebody getting hurt in a way that I didn't expect it's so everything about it is so good the fucking low balling the low balling cut killed me dude the low balling

but then there's like the low parts where he's like let me let me give it a little let me give it a little stab right there. Because you can hear him like in the booth like moving like moving forward. And while the guy's the way his mouth

the way his mouth like stretches when he gets that it is oh Jesus Christ I stop He's touching the nails and he's like oh it hurts don't touch that don't touch that

It's so funny It's so fucking good It is such a good It is such a good If you're aware of Pond starts Because like I actually I used to watch that show. It made it so much

funnier to me because like they got down everything. Everything is just so perfect. Like it is it's worth really low balling. The low balling is so

it. It is a great video. Go watch. Go watch V Canyon's new video. It's because it's, it is so fucking good. It's so. Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh my fucking God. It's so good. My older Christian side is like, yo, stop watching this. But me now is just like, this is fucking funny. I also like how he wheels him in in a fucking wagon. Everything about it is just so funny. Everything about it, the end is so good.

It's a big deal. I know, I know like there's probably a lot of people. I mean, I mean, this is the son of God. This is a big deal. That fucking guy comes in. Oh, the appraisal guy? Yeah, the appraisal guy. It's a great video.

Anyway, fucking, uh, moving on. Sweeney's Mass Effect saved, gathering enough dust to suffocate the reapers, wrote in. It's very true. Very true. He tried to sell the human form of God for $2,000. Oh, yeah, it's original.

He was trying to get $2,000. It's not, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, so we need to turn it off. Turn it off. You think about that, though, is that we've had jokes similar to that for like, because, like, that reminds me of that joke that we would always, we would always joke about, like, the, oh, breaking news, the dead body of Christ found in Times Square, you know? Right, yeah. Or the dead body of God found in Times Square. Like, everybody just understood that it was God because everybody would have to in order for it to be. It's something, it's something primordial that clicks in all of us. They're like, oh shit, that's God. I love the, I love the idea of, or even just something similar. Like, somebody sent me a, somebody sent me a, somebody sent me this image of like, it was like a news report of like Stuart Little shot dead in Queens or something.

I can't remember what the fuck it was. There was another one. But just the idea of these like cartoon characters being like just found in these most like these incredibly like mundane and like sad ways. just fucking it just kills me I think it's so I think it's like my favorite genre of anything

My favorite one is The one was like Scrappy Dufo found stabbed In Rio de Janeiro Brazil Someone in Brazil I mean someone in Brazil would kill Scooby Like

He's a body of Scooby A fucking dog I would have He's sog Karayo These dogs She's talking his dog? Why did he's dog? He's so

fucking. And then they just kill him. Godayo. And they would stab it. Garayo. Stad. They would do like little they would do little jumps, dude. Yeah. They go. It's like stab. Tango sucker.

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

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I know Carajo. So carrio is just the same thing. So it's like, damn it. There's a couple of them are the same. A couple of the words are the same. But you ever hear like, I think it means like go or something, almost like let's go. Isol. It's like less, it's like their let's go.

So if you ever hear that, yeah. Is so. Your, oh wait, yeah, Swedeny's Mass Effect Save Gathering of Justice Suffolgate the Reber's running. He says, hello, Talley is the best girl, Chad's. and Sweeney the Leara Simp. Leara, Leara, I got a fat ass of big tities. Whatever, man. And a mom with a fucking rack on her.

Yeah, yeah. This is my question for all of you. This is my question for all of you. What is a game or franchise you feel never got to spread its wings because of the sheer ineptitude from developers and publishers? For me, I absolutely love Phantom Crash.

I never even hurt. Phantom Dust, you mean? Oh no, no, no, no. Phantom Crash is not an original Xbox exclusive Mac Arena game. I don't even know what the fuck that is. Kadami bought the rights to the franchise and released a fucking PS2 exclusive called Slay, and it played worse in comparison. Yeah, I mean, the general question is, is there, I mean, I almost kind of want to extend this to movies as well,

or like all media, because, like, I feel like limiting it to video games is a bit limited, but because I feel like there's a lot of like books that were turned into movies or books that were turned into TV shows that were just like, why'd you even like why'd you even bother doing this if you were gonna half ass it? Like I feel like a series of unfortunate events is one of those.

Like I really loved those books when I was a kid and then like every live action adaptation just fucked it entirely. For me it's berserk. And it just berserk? Yeah, they really fucked up the release of berserk, the cartoons show. Oh, wasn't that like like like PG animated?

It's so fucked because Berserk is such a well. Like anyone that reads manga is like, oh, Berserk is the best. Like everyone is like, oh, it's Berserk. Berserk is number one. And it's just they fucked up so bad with the second release. What is so good about Berserk? Berserk is a story. It's a story because most, the thing about Berserk is that most stories have a happy ending, right?

Most stories go through the idea of where it's like something bad happens, the hero overcomes it and then it's a happy ending. But Bersert goes further in the idea of like, what if the happy ending doesn't come and you have trauma from the shit you endured on your way to fixing the world? And then what if you fuck up and you don't fix the world? What if thing, like, it takes a character through a full series of going from being like a person that's like gone through horrible experiences

to the point where they're just about to do the thing to really save the planet and then things get worse. and now he holds so much trauma because the fucked up nature of the world is because of him and he was betrayed by the person who he was kind of in love with that it's just it goes to it talks about like sexuality in a way that's really interesting revenge acceptance

trauma in a way that most it sounds like Shakespeare well no Shakespeare hints at it but it doesn't finish just it doesn't come complete full circle where berserk it's coming full circle we're seeing someone go through growth in several ways.

It's really good. Like, I would never, I wouldn't say as good as it was if it wasn't. It's really the best. The thing, the thing that, the thing that really prevented me from getting into Berserk was, see, I only watch television shows or read media that has, um, horses that rape people in it. And I, it's like one of the main, it's one of the main things that Berserk, I think, is lacking in.

Yeah, I agree. Yeah. I can't. I just can't do it. I just can't have some horse rate, bro. it doesn't have a rapist horse I'm not watching simple as that

the first page of Berserk Guts is fucking a demon and he blows her head off it's like nice it's like nice I my introduction it was just weird and it kind of threw me off

because it's a weird show dude I first Is it the horse I wish No I first heard about I first heard about it through Dreamcast

and you just see this fucking game sort of the berserk and then So you just see this motherfucker with a giant sword. I'm like, I'll buy it. I didn't know anything about this. I was probably like 13 when this shit. So Dreamcastle was fucking forever.

How old are you, Derek? You're like 82, right? I'm 34. Yeah. 82, right? No. No, do you mean? You were born, right?

Yeah. No, I know you're not 82 years old. If I was 82, what would that? That would make me like fucking 38 or something shit. You'd look great. You'd look great. If you were 80 I think I'd be I think I'd be

If I'd be 82 I think it'd be 40 I'd be fucking 40 years old 40 so you're 34 right So berserk is a little bit Like The thing about berserk is that berserk is absolutely Not a show for a child And the thing is that most anime Since it was animated people thought

That like kids could go ahead and watch this But if you watch that as a child You'd be confused It completely The thing is I watch things that were pretty fucked up like I watched Giver when I was 10 and Giverr is just bloody as fuck it's like oh an alien body suit

and then there's trying to get them some guy gets it and then it's literally just people being blown up in every episode and killing aliens and shit but it's just like this alien suit that just basically that's alive right? It's pretty much like a symbiote right? Except for it's it just looks animated it looks

anime as fuck you can tell a Japanese you can tell a Japanese person but I was watching that I understood my thing was I didn't even know a show existed called Berserk or or a manga or anything and then I just see this game pop up and I'm so confused playing it I'm so I'm like it's this is fun but I have no idea what's happening so I kind of just like Berserk is conceptually different it's like Berserk is not just like a feel like you know you're watching Ninja Scrolls obviously I watched Nisha Scrolls when I was a little last kid and then just goes had like tities and like a lot of people's first day like tidies and people getting like

cut open something like that and berserk is like that but it's a lot of like like all of those concepts are still very prevalent in how fucked up they are and they try to explore it and that's what makes berserk so strange it's the fur it's the first dark fantasy manga because berserk came out like a long time berserk is like old like very old if they made a fucking video game that wasn't like the way that the show the game starts it's not like an origin to this this fucking anime or

that's why I was so like what am I doing who is and at the time because it was completely English dubbed but they still called them by his Japanese named Gutso they still called them that so I just thought I thought I'm like oh who this Gutso asshole I was so confused that it just

didn't up it like the action was fun I will say the action in the game was fun but if you don't really understand what you're playing you kind of after a while you're like I don't I don't know what's happening I'm fucking done no way it's actually younger than I thought it's actually a berserk is actually younger than you

I can't believe that I mean it makes sense to me it came on 2000 I can't believe that I can't believe I can't believe that doesn't make sense well to me it makes sense because 1990 1990 it came out that doesn't make sense to me I think that makes perfect sense

well just from like if they were it must have been around long enough and be popular enough for them to make a fucking video game. I feel like the anime came in the... At the pinnacle of its... At a consoles... You know, the Dreamcast was the pinnacle of console fucking hardware. So they obviously really cared about it.

And people really liked it. If you look at the fucking... If you look at the scores of the game, people really like the fucking game. I just was... If I had any idea what sort of the berserk what, or just berserk in general, I probably would be on board.

I'd probably be totally on board. Like, fuck yeah. But imagine, I guess, playing a... It would be like, jumping down to Resonable 5? That's your first Residentable game? You're like, what is... I think five is a good... Where am I in this story? Like, where am I in this? What's happening?

I think five is a good jumping in point, though, because it's so crazy. Well, it's just, if you want to know what's happening, you're like, who the fuck is is this blade? Who is, what is this white blade guy? What is happening? Why is he a fucking powers? Why am I blasting a bunch of people in Africa? I don't know what's happening. I don't feel so many black people. I don't feel okay with this. I don't feel okay. They're all black, except for like, three guys. There's three non-black people. The more we talk

about Resident Evil 5, the more I'm like, I really had fun playing that game. Derek, I swear to God, if you ever want to do a multiplayer session of Resident Evil 5, I am absolutely down. That would be fun as fuck. That would be fun as fuck, dude. We got to play maybe she will by Little

Wayne to complete the whole fucking, just that. Literally, every day we would smoke weed and you would go to my friend's house and you would play that game and have that song. go and repeat and we would be faded out our minds playing that fucking game.

It's a burned in memory into my head. It's crazy. Good stuff. I don't even think, so you said Berserk, Chris said unfortunate events, series of unfortunate events. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Because, yeah, I don't know what the fuck they were doing with that. Like, because they had that movie. Remember? They had the movie with Jim Carrey. Yeah. Which I thought was like close to be. Like I thought like tonally it was good. And I think Jim Carrey was like perfect casting for that.

And I think everything was good about it. It's just a matter of like they'd shoved like three books into one movie. And I just remember being like, why the fuck did you do that? This like. Enjoying a healthy dinner that tastes great means eating out at a pricey restaurant, right? Wrong. Healthy choice simply steamers are delicious and healthy. The tray and tray steam technology delivers.

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It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

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And then the show turned it into some weird, like, family guy thing where Neil Patrick Harris is, the count, the villain guy, Count Olaf, and then like, there's all these like weird like fourth wall breaks, but like in a very like obnoxious way, they're talking about like iPods and and it's just, I don't know, it's just very bizarre.

I actually remember the game for PS2 being really good too for some reason. Really? Really? Yeah, there was like a movie-based game for the PS2. It might, it might actually be terrible. I remember having a lot of fun with it. But yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna keep advocating for they just didn't do anything else

with the Legend of Dragoon I don't understand it was a it was I felt like that was such a cool game I thought it was such a cool game to like oh man this has so much potential

to go in so many different places uh it just didn't they didn't do anything with it it just they just fucking forgot about it and then everybody's talking about I thought maybe I misinterpreted the

the hints wrong but Blue Point was doing the hints which hinted to Demon Souls which actually happened and we thought the other hints was

because they used the word and one of the hints they used the word dart which is the main character his name's dart so everyone's like oh shit they're talking but

I went back to look for that post that post was gone and so I don't know if maybe they jump the gun or they yeah yeah so I was like

man fuck this They're not going to do anything with this shit, man. 90 times, sorry. Yeah, yeah. It's a waste. Fair enough. All right. It's a waste, but.

Ghost raid. Ghost raid rode in, our friend of the ghost raid, wrote in. He says, how's it going bad karma trio? I'm screaming into the void, hoping to hear a response. Last week, Chris mentioned meeting someone that hates the cold side of the pillow,

and I know a similar concerning individual who activated my fight or flight, and I need some opinions on it. I know a guy that doesn't listen to music at all. He drives, cleans, cooks, lives his whole life in complete silence. He mutes music in video games and refuses to play games that don't let you mute the music. He's watched almost no movies or television because he can't shut off the music. I've seen him play Tony Hawk and Crazy Taxi with his TV on mute.

He seems relatively normal besides all of this, but he horrifies me like a friend you just found out as a serial killer. I was hoping to write an unhinged question this month, but being reminded of this man made me want to know how he trips on your danger meters from this description alone. And if you know anybody similar to him, happy shame month. I don't know anybody. I know people that listen, like, started to really listening to music, like understanding music late.

But I don't know anyone that doesn't listen to the music. It's like a red flag. Well, it's different because I know somebody who doesn't listen to music, but he doesn't go out of his way to turn it off. Yeah, I know a guy. He's a voice actor with a high school with him. His name's Vincent Brasher. And I don't know if he's doing anything of prominently.

I hope so. But he just told me, I would ask him about his music tastings. I just don't listen to music, man. And we talk a lot about different characters. Like he was a, he actually, he would draw two. And I saw him, he drew a Jonathan Talbanian. from darkstalkers and I'm like oh so we start talking about that and I'm like well what do you think about the

soundtrack man like they got some dope ass they got some bangers on these I don't know pay chance in that shit at all now I'm just like I was dumbfounded you know like how do you fucking play app-com games and you're not in the music red flag man I'm sorry anyone doesn't mean that's weird shit but like I was a child this motherfucker goes out of his way

to not let that's a whole not other level that is very strange yeah when I was yeah go ahead no no yeah that is a crazy fucking, like, I, when I was younger, I didn't listen to music. Like, not really. Like, I didn't listen to, I didn't listen to music until I was given a device that let me do it. Because I wasn't allowed to touch the stereo. I, I couldn't go out and buy music. This was before I understood how the internet works and before the internet really had any real capacity to do any of these things. So, like, whatever music we had was just on machines that I didn't know how to operate, or I would hear it on the radio, which again, was just not under my control. So all of the music that I listened to for the first, like, maybe like 10, 11 years of my life was all against my will. Like, it was all just like radio Disney or, you know, some like, you know, salsa mix cassette tapes that my parents would have. And I didn't hate all of it, but it was just like nothing stood out to me because I didn't even know.

I didn't even, I don't think there was a long period of time where I just, I didn't even understand that you could. choose. That's so wild. Because like I just thought like, oh, I guess... You're just saying things that are more and more alien to my mind. Like, you're just getting more like Eldrich, the more you speak to me. Well, it's not that difficult. If you just imagine like the beginnings of Spotify and, and, uh, what do you call, Pandora, where you just sort of like put in a genre and then you would just hear a bunch of shit from that genre, I guess. Like, the lack of choice

in music... Oh, for sure. Definitely affects it. isn't necessarily all that alien it's just like that's what i thought was the kid i wasn't really allowed to find anything new because my parents weren't my parents were older like significantly than me so they weren't like they wouldn't buy CDs they still had cassette tapes and they would listen to and they were just listening to the stuff that they listened to and they were kids because that's what everybody does and you know i think the first cd that i was gifted ever was my uncle bought me a weird Al CD because he thought I would find it funny. And I was like, oh, music can be funny?

I didn't know that. I didn't know that that was even possible. I thought it was just sounds to make you feel things, I guess. And I was like, oh, there's words here. And then I started paying attention to actual music. And I started going out of my way to buy CDs. But even then I had very little money. It wasn't until, like, YouTube was, like, popping off.

Or I was like, okay, there's like AMVs introducing me to this music and, like, fucking, you know, just, music videos that I would find. Or specifically, I remember a lot of it actually was VH1. Yeah. Those like I love the 80s. I love the 90s. Like those shows that would go over like those shows had like a huge influence where I feel like that was when I started like looking into shit. But the idea that you would not only not listen to music, but that you would avoid it at all cost.

is fucking crazy. That's a red flag. That is... Because first of all, I mean, there's certainly times where I'm thinking like, oh, I want to turn the music down in a game,

but usually that's when I'm streaming or something, when I don't want like a complicated fucking sound spectrum. It's not like... So many good games are just being avoided by this guy

because I know in the original Halo trilogy trilogy, you couldn't shut the music off. That was like, they were really adamant about that. It's like, the music is part of the experience. No. No. So like he just he just never played that. Like the idea is like oh, I can't turn the music off and Shadow the Colossus. I guess I'll never play Shadow the Colossus. Oh, I don't listen. I don't watch movies because I can't avoid the music. What the fuck is that? I feel like that's weird. I feel like music is such a, it's such a like, I understand deeply diving in the music when you're listening to like listen to chords. You want to like chord progression or you want to you want to actually hear every note that's playing. Like people that listen to like proper symphony. they can't do that and listen to do anything else you know like when my grandmother is like really into like an organist playing she's like all right i'm just going to listen to the organist play this music i can see which key they're playing and i can try to map it so i can attempt to do this myself but music is so complimentary to me that like i listen to music while i do most things like whenever i'm writing sounds like listen to music whenever i'm like ordering things to listen to music whenever like i'm playing video games sometimes in the music you know yeah it's just

No, it's so far baked into our, it's so far banked into us that you're able to, like, if you notice, when you're a kid, you were able to listen to music and do your homework. It wasn't like interrupting your thought process. It's just something that just becomes a soothing ambiance essentially, even if it's like fucking, like say, I can listen to something really heavy and fall asleep to it because it just becomes, like, it just becomes like a mood, a noise to me. And it's not like, and it's, like, and it's, weird. And I said, like, it's somebody who's wired different as fuck when they can't share that experience, the normal human experience, which is rhythm and beats, you know, like, it is very fucking strange. And someone to avoid it is like, what is happening? What happened to him for him him to avoid music? I don't know, maybe a, I don't know, maybe every musician ever raped in his kid or something. Rape by a guitar. Yeah, he just, he got molested by every musician ever. And he's just like, I can't, I can't, like, you'll never, you'll never, you'll never, you'll never, believe this fucking, uh, Lady Gaga, Elton John, Elvis Presley, Bob Dylan, uh, all of G-Unit.

And Beethoven and Beethoven burst it into, burst it into my, burst it into my room and lightly taft me on the pee-pe one by one until they were all gone. And now I can't listen to music. Like, I just, I don't know that it's such, that's a red fly. That is a crimson red, That is a red flag on a red sky on a planet with red grass, man. That is just, I'm looking for the, I'm looking for something that isn't red about that. That's a red, red, right. You know what they say, man, like, and this is the ultimate thing, because they say killers are quiet. Like, that is, this motherfucker is literally quiet.

That motherfucker wants the world to be silent. He goes outside and he's like, there's too much noise. He goes outside. He goes outside, he hears the bird singing. He's like, no, no. in his garage right now in his basement right now he's working on a bomb

but what the thing is it's already powerful enough to destroy the world but he needs to figure out how to make it go off silently that's the one thing that he can't figure is like fuck how do I do this

he hates sound I love the idea I love the idea of like he he wears headphones everywhere right and he's like he's got these headphones on it's like but he hates music

so he's he recorded like a 24-hour-long audio clip of silence and blasted the volume at full through his headphones. And that somehow works. The idea, he probably, he probably went to the desert and stood around in there and was like, good. Enjoying a healthy dinner that tastes great means eating out at a pricey restaurant, right? Wrong.

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Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with? Morgan and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. Good. Just good. Good. Finally. I can hear my... He hears a Vulture background. He's like, ah! He hears his... He can hear his blood moving through his body. He can hear the muscles tense in when he blinks. Have you ever, have you ever been in a room that silent though?

I don't remember. I don't remember if this was L.A. or New York. But I went into one of these rooms that it's like a noise isolation room. It's like every corner of that room is sound foam and sound absorbing. And there's no sound gets in, no sound gets out. You feel like when you speak in it, it almost sounds like you have. a cold, you know? Like you, it sounds like you're congested.

Yeah. But you're not. And then you, you walk in there and if you stand really silently, you can hear your body just functioning. And it was the craziest experience I think I've ever had from that perspective, from like an auditory perspective. Because I just, I've never heard blood moving through my ear before. I've heard of what happened.

Until that day. I've never heard the muscles in my neck, like moving aside as I turn my head ever, like only in that room did I hear that? I was like, I don't think I want this experience again. But I definitely hear the blood pumping. Like say if I have headphones that are really just not earbuds, you isolate them, you plug it in. And then they're so plugged in now the sound, you're hearing the sound coming from within your body. And you hear the arteries pumping blood. And you're like, dude, that is fucking weird.

I've never heard that. I could always hear my heartbeat. Like, I can always hear my heart beat. You're not hearing your heart, but you're hearing your arteries pumping blood. That's my heart. But, um, I get, sure. But like the idea of like hearing your muscles tense.

Because like, that's a, that's a form of torture. They put you in a white room. That's silent. And then you start going crazy. Your brain starts going. Yeah,

yeah. You see that mind freak or what is it? Minefield, uh, with the, uh, uh, Vsau.

he was in that white room for like a week or something. Do you see that? He came out different. He came out a different guy. Yeah, he killed his wife. Vsauce. Michael came out of his wife. Vsos.

Michael here. How alive is your wife? And do you want to change that? You turn around your wife's dead. What the fuck? Did he kill my wife? Did Vsos kill my wife? Vsos killed my wife.

That's this. That's the name of this episode. Vsauce killed my wife Did Vsauce? Red fucking eyes of Vs Vs It'll be It'll be

It'll be that What is it That obvious Anytime Netflix or Hulu Or fucking HBO Max Does some like murder documentary It's always like a picture of the guy And then like there's like a tear mark

In the middle And then it's like a black and white photo Oh It's got to be it's got to be Him and Andrew Tate for sure Like he's got to be You got a put a little bit. One in the same.

Dude, that's such a fucking awesome thumbnail. The tear thing with it. And it's revealing adjutant. Like, it's fucking awesome. That's incredible. That's really good, but it's awesome.

Oh, my God. He's going to see, he's going to somehow stumble upon this and be like, how? How did people make this connection? I'm so good on me. I always imagined in my head that Vsauce introduces himself into every situation as Vsau's Michael here.

I would. Would you? Yeah. Even right when you're about to like, you know, he's about to like bang his wife and he's just like, she's just tired of me.

She's so sick of it. It walks through the door. It's like, Hey, Vsauce, Michael here. It's like, God damn it. I know you. I married you. Very you.

Hey, Michael here. Welcome to Burger King. May I take your honor? Hi, Vsasas. Michael here. Can I get, uh, can I get, uh, can I get.

But cops pull him over. Do you have any idea? how fast you were going. Hi, Visas. Vizos. Michael here. How fast were you going? If I broke the law, then you broke the law trying to get me.

How fast were you going? They're beating him. Hey, Vizal. He's immune to damage. He's hurting. He's hitting him. How much pain? How much pain can I actually with stain before I die?

He's a great content creation. I love Bissau. He is great. He's awesome. I love Bs sauce, but just like he's just got such a funny, because he is so normal and intelligent, it is,

it's amusing to imagine in this scenarios. He's so nice and intelligent. He's a very normal person. I don't think he sounds is normal. He's too intelligent to be normal. I mean, he appears normal. Yeah,

I met him briefly and he seemed like, the fact that he was willing, you know what, the fact that he was willing to participate in that hair cake video, that Idubs and Joji did indicates to me that he's probably like he's a very chill normal dude

like because if he was if he was as we see him he would never do that you know what I mean like he wouldn't be I'm too intelligent to do something to spit in a vial and contribute to the fucking mix of this cake you know but they I remember that video they found him in like in like the corner of a parking lot

like crouched in like the sun and they just walk up to him and he goes hey these guys my that's funny I don't even remember Where are your fingers? These are your fingers How many of them do you have?

I have 38 I have 10 and one at my ass 38 All right let's I have 38 fingers His fingers start like appearing And he has a bunch of fingers On one hand

Oh my God it's like the way it's like the way in Destiny 2 how it like moves and it's like an after image. He has 19 fingers on each hand. They do this optical illusions to make it look like it's only five. It's so stupid. All right, go, go, go. Shut up, dude.

Papa Jesus wrote it. He says, hello, you beautiful boyos. I have a deep existential question this time. Which would what? Which would fuck with you the most and why? Coming home to find another you deeply. disturbed by your presence as if you were the stranger or lounging on the couch and watching TV only to see your longtime pet perk its head up out of nowhere turn around 180 degrees like an owl

and start speaking in tongues while looking at you first of all whoa I are you okay is my question pop of Jesus I hope you're doing all right his name is Papa Jesus so you know yeah well it's Crop of G. Zeus. Jesus. I like it. Yeah. But I got to say, I could... It's got to be the first one, man. The first one is more distressing.

Like, the second one is like, whoa. That's really weird. But, like, if I really needed to, I could just kill that animal. I feel like... Or at least, like, run away. But also, like, it's more... It's more manageable still, you know? It's somehow more...

I envy nobody in either of these situations. but I feel like the first one would concern me so much more deeply. You're the clone? Yeah, because like that would technically be the experience because you would remember they have all those memories. I mean, theoretically speaking, obviously. But like you would have a knowledge base to indicate that you weren't a clone. Like you would remember your childhood because it's just a copy of that brain. Right.

So to have that moment You couldn't you couldn't You couldn't convince me that I was my clone You know what I mean? Like you couldn't do it Like I don't think you could do that Like I But it'd be hard to be it hard

It'd be hard to be convinced But I could be convinced Like I couldn't be convinced me I guess I'm a clone Because I would be like All right well I'd be like

You're clearly the clone So I'm killing you I will kill my clone I would be like But logically it's like It's like if you're the one coming home and the person is fucking confused, well, logically, how are you not the clone? You know what I mean? Like the person, it's like, it would be like you coming home.

No, because here's the thing. It's like I'm the type of person where it's if I knew I was a clone, I know that I would think that way. And then I would do something like that to trick my to trick my non-clone into thinking he's a clone. you see I would I would think of that Why would you have your clone come home Exactly

Or okay Or why would you have your Why would you like Yeah whatever It's not worth it He's already He's already like I'm not the clone

He doesn't want to admit He's a clone anymore So it's too late I think it's the perfect time For you to have a new life You know I don't want a new life I like my life

I'd be a general life But it's just dude I would just be like, hey, man, I guess I'm a clone. Don't you ever have a crystal ball scenario? Don't you ever have a crystal ball scenario where you're like, I wonder what would have went this way? You just like, you just like, I wonder what would happen. That would suffer.

Yeah, but that's like, that's like looking into like a, that's passively observing. That's not like, okay, go do this side quest while I live the rest of your life for you. It's like, no, I worked really hard for that life. I would. So you thought you did. I would be scared. And also, and also. And also, I would have to be another version of me, essentially.

Like, I couldn't just be like Jonathan Edwards. Just be gay. Is that what you said? Just try it out. Just finally admit you're gay and go be the gay you. The gay you that you knew you were. Dude, let me fucking great to just know there's a straight gay version of you. But the thing is like, what else could I do?

There's so much. Do a T channel. Do T channel. You still do YouTube, but you just do the T channels. I would just do more YouTube. Yeah, but do T channels Because you do the gossip and stuff Because like the people that

The guys that are on top Looking at, or at least looking at some of the shit that Jojo watches It's like these ultra gay dudes They're just gay as fuck and they're just Or it's not even Jojo That's wrong I was watching this Turkey Tom video

And it was about T channels And like the bigger They were all like just really gay And I'm like so basically If you want to break into that genre You're trusted if you even just appear gay. You don't even have to be gay. You just appear that way and people probably respect you. So you not actually being gay since you are a clone, you just...

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Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome.

I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. For Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Go that route and get into it. But I would just be me again. I wouldn't not be recognized. People would be like, what is Chris

Reagan doing pretending to be gay? You're a clone. You're a clone. You're really your clone. Like, this is my clone. This is my clone. I mean, eventually, now, would they believe? you. I guess they won't believe you're a clone unless they saw you two simultaneously. Yeah, we'd have to like live stream and then there'd be like a whole fucking confusion. Yeah, my house prison using a green screen like this. Oh my God. Oh man, this is really clever. Yeah, they wouldn't even believe you at that point. It'd have to be like at fucking VidCon. You guys have to show up together. I would. Yeah, we would have to show up. We would have to show up in unison and then fuck on camera probably for them to be. It's like, well, that's too much. That's not

a 3D model. That's a lot of collision going on. That's a real person. Yeah. Well, that's a lot That's a lot of cum. You know, you can't see you at that. That's at least two people's combs. That's at least two people's comms. I would just be like, I would say, I would say bye to Lily.

I would say bye to you guys and I would just go somewhere else. I would just go. I'd go. What would you do? What would you do? I'd be a bumma, Hawaii. I'd go like other places. I'd go to other countries like that.

I would just fucking just. With what? With what money? I can just get on a freight. I could just be like, I work on this fucking, this fucking ship and just go somewhere. Yeah. Yeah.

Like, I would just... He's gonna get raped by some pirates. You really think you have the ability to work on a freight? I'm probably. I don't think I would, I wouldn't be good at first, but I would just do it. I would just do it. I don't think anybody, I don't think anybody from our generation has even remotely, like, even the slightest clue as to how fucking strenuous working in a fucking coal miner on a freight is.

He's going to just going to be the pocket pussy. Pirates. Just go somewhere and go do something. I'm in the fucking... I'm in fucking Taiwan or some shit. I'm in fucking Kazakhstan or some shit. Just like living a different life, you know? You never know.

It should happen. But there, what if you... Wait, if you can watch your Marvel movies. I'd be like, well, I can still get comics in different language, I guess. I'd be right. I'd probably see them still there. You know, like, there's so much... There's so much more...

Like, I understand the idea of, like, wanting to leave. Like, I understand you have in your life and you're sat with it. And I understand, like, that is... It's hard to uproot and leave that. But at the same time, it's like, being given the ability to go live your life somewhere else is also a blessing. Like, would I still have the degrees I acquired as me?

Because technically I'm a clone, but I'm still that guy, you know? So I still finish that amount of college as well as him. Especially if he's cloned after the point where I got them. Yeah, but you would just be right. You'd be like, oh, that's cool. And I'd go about my life as, I'd become Tom Sweeney for real. I'd be a

Kingsen and then a Tom Sweeney. Doing some other shit. Yeah, yeah. I don't know. And Tom Sweeney lives in fucking Kazakhstan and he sets fires to like fucking like I don't know, he sets oil miners on fire.

He blows up. It's all fun in games. It's all fun of games until you're like, I want to live a different life. And then you go and then some guy in Sweden goes like, hey, you want to call my submarine? And then you go like, yeah, it's a new experience.

Then you end up fucking. your torso dismembered into the fucking Mediterranean seat. I mean, yeah, but like, you mean, yeah, but like, but that's, you know, like, that's, what's life without risk, you know? Yeah, you're chained up. I mean, risk is one thing, but like, like,

like how Zed chained up, Marcellus Wallace and that's your life now. That's, that's your life. Yeah, what if, what if, what if you end up in a, a far worse scenario than you could have ever possibly imagine? They're like, they're like, fine, I guess. I don't know.

You would not feel that way. You'd be like, fuck, this sucks. Whatever. I mean, I, I, I, I just sucks. I don't want to get raped till I die. But, you know, like, I'm here. This is where I'm at, you know. Better, better, better. You just got to roll the dice. I rolled the dice. Sometimes you get, sometimes you get snake guys. There's no point of crying about it. That's what's going to happen. I got to figure I got to throw my hips back when it's happening, I guess. Like make something, make something out of nothing, you know. Kingsett. All right. You know what you get rewarded? If you end up, if you end up in that situation, tell you what, Kingston. We're going to, we're going to, if you end up in. If you end up in. If you end up in. that situation, me and Derek will personally go, go find you and rescue you. Why? But before, but before we're about to rescue you, we'll leave you there. We'll, we'll just like, hey,

we found you. Just so you know, we know where you are, we're going to go now. There is no, there is no humanly possible way, one, that if I get into a serious problem, I'm calling anyone I know because that's not the kind of person I am. I don't bring people into problems. I'd be like, hey, I'm here, stay away from here. Here is bad. And I would just be like, that's it. If there was a horror... You would just be content with getting rammed every day.

You got to hope. You got to wait for your sunshine. Got me for your moment to get out of that. And then you get out of it. You do what myself smallest did. You fuck the guy that fucked you to do. You shoot him. I mean, man, you got to wait.

I mean, like, it's... I'm already there, you know? Like, it's like people that, like, lose their limbs. And I'm like, oh, man, I'm so... It's like, you already lost your limb, bro. live, live, keep living. You got, you're not dead yet. You're going to do whatever you're going to do.

I admire the optimism, but it's too late. It's too late to cry about it. It's already happened, you know? It's like genuinely crying. It's like genuinely crying over like, I'm spilling a bowl of cereal. It's like, ah, it's already spilled. I guess I got to try to get another bowl of cereal. It's the exact same.

It's the exact same. It's the same. It's the same kind of thought. You know, it's not the same situation. Okay. But it's the same kind of thought. You know, it's got to keep it going. You got to keep it pushing.

Keep going. Keep going through the fucking motions. Yeah, they're going to keep a pushing all right. Yeah. Right up aside by fucking rectum, but still, like it's...

It's such a crew of fucking... A crew of 40 fucking... Fucking singing, dancing pirates. Just fucking me. Just shantying up your ass. Yo, ho ho fucking...

Away we go in two sweeties whole. Like, they're just making songs. And they're... They have fucking ten different songs about fucking your ass. And they're good singers, too. and they're good

they're all so good at seeing fucking Jonathan Young starts fucking covering these fucking C-Shand it's about fucking pirate rape Jesus fucking Christ

this scenario was fucking fantastic so fuck then oh hey okay we gape I can't I can let's go let's go let's go let's go let's just go

all right Alright. Jeff Kukaseres. He goes, Yo, what's up, guys? So this game, Stray came out. It looks like a good game, but the thought of furries playing this game

keeps haunting me. Somewhere out there, a person is legitimately role-playing as a cat in this damn game that's not an RPG. Thoughts? First of all, I played it in Beatstray, and it's a very cute little game.

I... Look, man. Why are you thinking about that? They're not hurting. They're not hurting anybody. It's weird. It's fucking, it bothers me deeply.

It doesn't bother me deep. It is strange. It's like, whatever, everybody's strange. It bothers me, I think it bothers me deeply that it's possible for a brain to, to be that way,

I guess. It's less about them and more about, like, the possibility that that could have been me if, like, I inhaled, like, one more ounce of carbon monoxide when I was two.

It's very true. You know what I mean? Like, it's like, it's, it's, That shit. Lead in the breast milk or something.

The idea that every single bad person that you've ever come across or learned about is like just a few chemical tweaks potentially away from who you are is fucking freaky. Like I don't like that. That's like something you can't dwell on. Because then you'll just go crazy. I know, but I think about it. You're going to grab yourself insane.

You're fucking maniac. I think about it sometimes. I don't dwell on it, but sometimes it comes in. I just think about it often. I just, I don't dwell on it. I just think about it a lot.

That's dwelling. I don't think about it a lot. I think about it when it's brought up. That doesn't bother me, bro. It's like, whatever, dude. I just don't think, I feel for the guy that, like, you shouldn't be so bothered by furries that a cat game bothers you,

makes you start thinking about furries. That almost makes you. He's a furry gene. He's on one of admit it to himself. Yeah. He's having thoughts. He's like those Republicans. He's like those conservatives that are like,

oh, that penis kind of turned me on a little bit. He's like one of those guys Like shut up I feel gay Shut up I feel gay Shut up I'm stupid You're stupid

You're gay Because I feel gay Fuck you You know It's one of those people I feel gay Fuck you I think

Yeah It is I will say Jeff Like God bless you We appreciate your We appreciate you For ready in Absolutely

And supporting the show But I think You might You might have to Look a little bit inward And wonder why Because when I see

A cat The first thing I don't The first thing I think of Is oh it's a cat Like I don't think furies. Like, and when I saw stray for the first time, I didn't think

Furries. When I saw when I saw that that game Biomutant with like, with like the, you know, where you played as like the cat people and you, or like the little creature, the furry creature people, I did think about furries, but not enough for it to bother me.

You know what I mean? Like I think, I think there's something within yourself that you have to might, you might have to face. And this is us being kind. It's not like an insult. We're trying to help you here. It's a, it's an insult. You should, you should not be thinking of furries when looking at that game.

Because that is just objectively a very cute. It's a very cute little game about a cat. Like, to be fair, I wouldn't play. And it's also, and it's also, it's, oh, really? I finish it. It's very good. It's not a dog. Actually, I would never play a game by a cat.

It's not a dog. That game could not work. Oh, absolutely not. You know why? If they give it a, a dog has too much brainpower. It wouldn't do that. Give me a fucking... A cat...

No, it's just that a dog isn't agile enough to do the shit that you do that. Yeah, dog's too smart. Just give me a Garfield mod. It's actually... It's actually a Garfield mod would be awesome. Yeah. That game is genuinely...

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I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan & Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north,

probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder, and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law,

from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. It's weird to say, but the story in that game is actually really good. It reminds me of like, have you guys ever seen Love Death and Robots? Yeah. It's like a really long episode of that. show, where it just, it feels like this is kind of awesome, actually.

It's got some frame problems every now and again, but, cute a little game. But again, Jeff, you got to, I don't know, maybe look inward a little bit. Because I'm a little concerned about you. We care about you. We care. Ferry intervention, man. Sweeney is the worst improv partner in the world. Like, you know, you know that rule where you go, yes and?

Yeah, yes, and. Kingson, I go, no, but. You will present, you will present, you will present a scenario and Kingsel will be like, no. No. And it's like, asshole, like, help me, help me improv. If your scenario sucks, dick, I'm not going along with your scenario. With friends, with friends like these, with friends like these, who needs enemies, you know? Everybody's going through.

He's going to the same. Like, this seems fucking stupid. No. And I walk off stage. when you get a better scenario I'll be back really good you'd be assassinated

before you even someone kills you someone to improv would kill you I feel like they are I feel like they are that deranged if you take improv if you like really take improv that seriously

I mean I took theater I had to do I had to do some improv is we we yes and is very important it's very important to keep the scenario I actually have

I actually have a Google document where I have pressed I have pressed asterisk every time Sweeney has said no to anything that Derek and I have said and made it less funny than it would have been and it's about I'm at about

52 which in fairness in over 100 episodes is not too bad but it's like it's like fucking almost have man some things are stupid some things you guys think it's stupid and I'm like hey I'm gonna let you guys know I think it's stupid I'm just being I'm being real. I can go along with your dumb shit

and lie to you. But that's what a podcast is. You go along with the dumb shit. This is making your conversation. This is more dumb shit. It's a, we call it, we call it riffing in the comedy world. Yeah, man.

You don't get it. You're bringing your brain's too small inside that hat. Your brain's too tight, too constricted. Too fucking pee-wee. The get it. Oh, man. You're, you're, Sweeney would have the best Like if you just blew up and became really fucking famous

And you had your own podcast You invited a guest on It would be amazing I would love it so much Because you'd bring on these really funny people And then they would try to riff with you And then you would just be like No that's stupid that's stupid

And then you would fucking just say something completely different You'd ask them a question And as they're beginning No no no that's actually stupid What if we'll actually Let me talk about Marvel now and then it'd be like fucking You know who that is

Fucking fucking Ania Taylor Joy is on his podcast And she has to listen to sweetie Talk about how Reed Richards Is it smart enough in the MCU And it's like That would be I would pay That'd be lit bro

That'd be lit I would I mean I love I love watching that shit Unironically When there's somebody Who's terrible at hosting shows It's so funny to me

It's so funny Did you see Did you guys happened to catch that new Bill Burr. I haven't watched it yet. I haven't seen it yet. No. It's actually pretty good. I was worried for a little bit because I didn't really like the first half of Paper Tiger. Paper Tiger was kind of like, yeah. Yeah, it was fine. And then like he had that what,

I don't know what this is recently, but on on Netflix, they have all these, like, fucking, like, famous comedian brings on their friends to do, like, it's like this, it's like usually like Bill Burr, friends who kill. And it's like Bill Burr does it a little bit of, of a set and then like somebody else does a set and then somebody else is and it's like friends of people and like Pete Davidson did one as well and I'm like what the fuck is what it's going and they're all terrible and I was like oh man I was so concerned about this one but it's actually a really good special highly recommended if anybody's interested in uh that's it's been a while since we've had a good comedy special I heard Andrew Schultz had a good one his is really good I watched the baby

it was really good Andrew Schultz I haven't seen it yeah I've only recently started uh looking into that guy Andrew Schultz is the most New York he's the most new He's the most New York comedian. The most New York comedian I've seen a long time. When I first saw him, I thought I was real. I thought he was a cousin of mine. And that was like, Schultz, nah. I don't, I don't think all his jokes are always funny.

But I think his very New York demeanor is what made. Because he says whatever the fuck he thinks. And it's very, that's very like the typical New Yorker. Like, I'm going to say, whatever the fuck. It's the stereotypical. It's the stereotypical, like I don't give a fuck style. I do. Yeah, I like.

Well, Norm McDonald had that one that they put out posthumously. And I enjoyed that one, but it's a very different vibe because it's not in front of an audience. So it's like, and it wasn't intended. Enjoying a healthy dinner that tastes great means eating out at a pricey restaurant, right? Wrong. Healthy Choice Simply Steamers are delicious and healthy. The tray-and-tray steam technology delivers crisp veggies and tender protein and tasty selections. Like Healthy Choice Simply Steaming.

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Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours recently. I think it said, 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number.

Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder, and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

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weird i like that special too because flagrant too like Andrew goes on it's like his he makes his jokes but then in the middle of him making his jokes you kind of find out how well educated he's like a very well educated guy and you're like oh shit this joke was like really fucking stupid But then underneath the joke, he gives you, like, a lot of context of why he thinks, what he thinks. Because everything is a joke to them. I guess the podcast is sheerly everything. They make fun of anything. And there's nothing that's off the, like, off the rift.

But in the middle of them making fun of things, they'll inform you about how much they know about it and then what they think about it for real. And I think it's really, really good comedy podcast. Yeah, it's good. It's good for me. It's cool. It's good stuff. I recommend it. I just think Andrew's so much funnier

Everybody else on the pie. That's the only problem. He's just way funnier than Indian guy there. It's no offense to him. How dare you? I dare you. No offense to him, though. Let's see.

Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. An overly apologetic mid... Sorry. An overly apologetic midwesterner wrote it. And he goes, yo, what's up, Derek? And the Puerto Rican bunch.

Long time patron just trying to actually make more use of the purse I pay. for. My question is this. What is the most caught off guard slash weirdest thing you've seen someone you know personally post online? Oh, he gives a whole fucking, oh, wait, wait, wait. He has a whole other. Oh, I must have pressed enter here and made like a new paragraph. Mine personally happened about two weeks ago. Unfortunately, I've had five of my high school classmates die in the past 15 months. Jesus. Well, I guess. We're close. You're close, Chris. Is there like a fucking, like a leak or something? Isn't technically chemical spill?

Well, I mean, there was, I mean, there was kind of a, there was kind of a global plague. I wonder how many of those. I wonder how many, I am, I know that's like a really morbid curiosity, but I am curious. Like, that's a, in the last 15 months, that's a, that's a lot of people for you to know personally to die,

not from like, a year and a quarter. You know what I mean? That's nothing for five people. That's weird. That's fucking crazy. I graduated in 2016 with a class of about 600, and the last three that died were sadly part of my friend group. All right, well, kind of bringing the mood down a little bit with this, but after the last one passed after ODing on something laced with fentanyl, we call him JJ.

His best friend, all right, it's all sad. It's all sad. I'm not going to read the rest of this because it's very sad. Like, I feel like, I, I, I, I don't know where to go. He can make jokes about fentanyl. Hey. Hey, your friend's dead. I think, let's, long-time patrons actually, what did you say?

The most caught off guard weirdest thing you've, no. You've seen someone you knew personally post online. Right. Oh, I get that everyone grieves in very specific ways, and obviously it was meant to be a last goodbye. Wait, what is this question? This is written so fucking terribly. I'm sorry, man.

Well, I thought it was the question, but he's given an example of his thing. No, I understand, but like it's, there's like parentheses all over this. Leaving, calm down. Right. But you can spell check. No, this is, this, come on, on. You have to understand. Obviously kidding, bro.

I understand, but it benefits the show for me to be angry right now. Listen, I need all of you to understand when you're writing in. I am dyslexic. I need you to write perfectly. And it's not even like that difficult of a thing to ask. I just need you to write like people. Don't emulate Sweeney's tweets when you're writing to me. Don't do that.

Don't do it. Amen. You get excited, bro, and you press enter sometimes. And it's like, well, it's out there. Sometimes. Yeah. If it was sometimes, I don't think anybody would say anything. It's out there, it is, it is 99.9% of the time, like, fucking, you know, like, you know, fucking sanitizer doesn't, doesn't just, every one of those little germs might get through.

Like, you've had a tweet. What time I was like, I was shocked. Like, there is no typos. That is insane. Hey man And it shouldn't be like that son When you succeed When you fail so much

That when you succeed And it looks great bro You're on the top of the world That's the foreman You can't tear me down I'm fucking living So basically I'm not trying to help

I'm trying to build you up That's what you don't understand I'm trying to help you I'm thriving bro The more ignorantly I post shit The more likes it gets man This is how the world works He's gonna interview at a hospital

One day And they're gonna be like Oh so you're a nurse right And it's like Why is it that we can't understand A single thing that you've ever written. Yeah, bro.

And then I'm, and then I'm, he types up his education. He's like, me want job at hospital. That's why I'm dating a female engineer, bro. So she can do it for me, bro. I got all the bases saying. Y'all can't beat me. I'm there already. Now you're doing a message.

It's going to say like Conxton. I'm, you're saying. You all, y'all can't beat me. I'm there already. I've covered the basis. What are you talking about? I have Lily doing for me.

Your name, your name is Kongstein? What are you talking about? Lily's type it up from me. She's grammatically really ahead of all my interviews. Oh, we're still on this. We're still here. You were there a second ago. No, no, no, no, no, we're still at this point where you still.

I mean. I get it. It's her not being real joke. God bless you. Right. So I figured out. I managed to, I managed to decipher this. So basically he just said that like a friend of his passed away and one of their friends

posted a picture of them in front of the casket. But like in a fucked up way or something? No, not even. particularly. Like that's not even I think maybe the casket was open. Nutting on the body. The day after the funeral,

Tyler posted a photo of JJ's open casket during the wake where you can see everything but JJ's face only because Tyler is standing in front of his casket with his hands with his back to the camera and his hands on JJ's hands,

meaning someone else took the photo. I get that everyone greaves in different ways and obviously it was meant to be a last good by but I was caught off guard by it. I envy your life to have been caught off guard by that. You know what I mean? Like that's, that is like,

ever, that's slightly bizarre, but, I don't know, man, I've seen funerals where people are fucking propped up and taxidermied and in the middle of a fucking club while people are twerking, you know, it's like, I don't know what to tell you. It's so weird to be, yeah, usually whenever I see somebody tweet something or post something that catches me off guard, it's usually It's not everybody I know. It's, yeah, it's never, I don't, I can't think of any, anybody that I've known, like, I don't know, like, insane people. Like, I don't, they're not like, Yeah, I know of them. Like maybe somebody on Facebook that I have on Facebook, like they might post some weird shit, but I don't go on.

Oh, Facebook is the home. Facebook is the home for that. I don't go on Facebook, you know, I probably should go on Facebook more to Twitter because Twitter's dope. Like, you know what? I do. I have one. Now that you said Facebook, one of my friends that I grew up with and he fucking, he fucked off to France in 2010 and he just living there illegally. He fucking, when, when BLM riots and protesting started happening, he posted.

a picture. This guy's fucking Hispanic, but he's still, like, he just thinks, maybe that gives him a passage to just be racist. But do you remember in, um,

uh, uh, Jumanji, the, the monkeys tearing up the cop car? Yeah, yeah, he posted that.

He posted that on Facebook. And I'm like, this, that I used to know this guy. Yeah. And everybody was just trashing him, obviously. But it's like, I used to know this guy.

I used to, we were in a punk band together. We fucking put a generator in a fucking van. And we played a show behind a fucking movie theater. And then he moved to France and then, he moved to France and he's like, black people are monkeys. And I'm like, where did this come from? That's not European rich.

He just moved over there and all of a sudden, Ha-ha, Le monkey. Le monkey Le Monko How do you say monkey in Spanish? It's ch-it's mono So it's probably like Monko

I was something I could put this I can put this real military helmet on over Over it with it with your fucking But it doesn't work It's too big Ha ha ha ha I don't Let monkey

Let black be bull And I'm like What the fuck dude It was crazy I don't know what that was. You know. Le Monge. A male monkeys

a song. What the fuck is that? Sanses. And a Guernon. And French? A guillon. Ho-ho. That is crazy.

It was a... That is a wild thing to say. But Facebook is where that shit lives, man. Like, I haven't gone on Facebook and... I usually only go on Facebook when I remember that Facebook is a thing. And I'm curious about, like, that... On this day thing. Do you remember that?

Or you could like go and see like, oh, I wonder what I said on this day and like 20. Like I am because that that's vaguely interesting. That was the only thing that made me go on Facebook. But after two years, I was like, I saw it all. Yeah. I saw it all. Like, so I don't, I don't check it on Facebook. Yeah, that's kind of exactly.

That's kind of exactly. Like, let me check it right now. Facebook only to use Facebook to get me a password for something else. And then I forget my password on Facebook because I don't go on there long enough. So I have to go on there to change. my password to something so I can use Facebook as a sign in for other stuff. That's all I've done.

Oh, I know exactly what you mean. I don't use Facebook for anything at all. I hate it. In fact, I think it's the, it's weird because I know, I know like three people that you genuinely use Facebook and they try to talk to me on Facebook. Like somebody sent me a really nice message and I completely forgot. Like, it's been days and I'm like, I didn't fuck stop.

Who fuck uses Facebook? How the fuck am I supposed to like remember to check this shit and talk to somebody. People are people they Facebook is it was the first one bro. I was I was I didn't have a Twitter until very long ago. You know, like maybe I got Twitter like four years ago and I just used Facebook for not even Facebook.

I used like Instagram because I'm not really I didn't read social media that much until like I became a content creator. So maybe like yeah Instagram to talk to people but that even in that because Twitter is for like social media like me being a YouTube online person and I and then like there's Instagram for like me talking to. to my friends and shit like that. Yeah. Yeah, I, I've been on, I mean, I've been on Twitter since 2009.

Same. But I, I, I wasn't really using it in any real capacity. I was just kind of like following, like, celebrities that I thought were cool. But I think, uh, the last time that I can remember Facebook, that I checked Facebook and found something amusing on it was, was the on this day thing where I, I, enjoying, enjoying Enjoying a healthy dinner that tastes great means eating out at a pricey restaurant, right? Wrong. Healthy Choice Simply steamers are delicious and healthy.

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I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. Each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows, so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

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I posted something about Fortnite the day that it was revealed. Because I was watching E3 and I was like live posting like some of E3 stuff on. Oh, that was fucking forever ago. Yeah, it was like 2012 or something like that. Something like that. It was something like that. And I said something along the lines of like, this is never going to catch on. I mean, hey, you were somewhat right.

I was, I actually was, I actually was, I actually was. I actually wasn't wrong because like what they were doing was like that was when Fortnite was saved the world and it was like the co-op version like that that

co-op fucking you fought monsters or whatever that did not catch on at all it wasn't until like Battle Royale that it really fucking is it saved the world even a part of Fortnite anymore I don't think so

I have no idea I don't know Of course not why would it be I don't know I don't know But anyway I yeah I

yeah, I don't know if I have that many things to say about this one. Like, I feel like generally speaking, most of the things I see online, like, every now and again, someone that I kind of know about, or like have, someone that I've met once will post something like really political, but in a way that's like really just kind of, I don't know, tone deaf. And I'll be like, why, what do you, what are you doing? But aside from that, it's, I haven't seen really.

anything out of pocket. The most out of pocket shit is usually like... Randoms on Twitter, man. No, it's usually randoms or it's... Like, I don't know anybody who's been canceled, really. But like, usually it's stuff like that. Where it's like, oh. To me it's old people.

When old people get on Twitter, man, they have no filter. It shows the old white people. Oh, my God. Dude, it's crazy. They'll be in like women's like replies being like, I'll suck your pussy dry. Bro, old white men don't give a fuck, bro. They are bold because they don't have consequences. And I respect their resolve.

They got real zeal, bro. It is the most Chad-like a simp can be. Nah, bro. When they get disrespectful. To just be like, here's my face. Here's my baseball cap. Here's my sunglasses in my profile picture. I'm tweeting from my car, which is, by the way, probably like,

a fucking Ford Fiesta. I'm going to tell you with my real name, my real face, my real car, that I would like to be in your ass. No. And they'll fucking just, they'll just say it. No, no, no, no. It's little kids.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I want to read this. I would I want to read this. I would I want to read this. So there's this girl named Mia that she posts a, whoops, it's a, it's a nip slip out in public.

And it's like, you know, 46K, whatever. And this old guy named Mark, first he just says, hi, let chat about having fun, right? And then another girl replies just saying, no. And he replies to her saying, bitch, was I talking to you? Pipe down, shoddy. This guy has a gray beard.

Pipe down. You know, you know he was in cocaine in the 90s. You know he's a cocaine That is so fucking crazy It's either old people I love that though Because there's times where little kids Like there's one where it's like it's really hot girl

Posted a picture and he was like I fuck you silly And it coming you and get you pregnant And then you see the profile picture And it says I'm Kevin, I'm eight And I'm like bro That's a baby just said that so well you know what it is it's just uh it's uh it's a perceived lack of consequences basically because like when you're a kid when you're a kid you just don't think about that

shit you're just like i'm a kid i'm just having fun so you don't care you're just going to say whatever you want when you're old you think i don't got much time left anyway i don't care i'm going to say whatever i want like what the fuck you're going to do put me in jail for the rest of my life which is like full circle more years fuck you like uh it's it's the it's people 25 to like 54 maybe even less than maybe even like 25 to 45

who just are a little bit more cautious and like oh maybe I shouldn't say that because it'll you know I don't want to upset anybody it's like that's funny but like it might hurt people's feelings I don't know if I'll say that I don't know if I want to say that but before that it's like before and after

that's free for all man like it's nobody cares the most out of pocket a shit I've ever seen is always a child or an elder. Right. Always. Out of pocket, bro. Straight out of...

Or somebody in our... Or somebody in our age group who is mentally deficient. Like very clearly, like, just like beyond, like... Yeah, Chris Chan's out of pocket. Yeah. You know? But he's not...

He's not there either. Quote unquote, free speech absolutist types. You know, they're just like... To make a point, they're just saying like the worst shit. And I'm like... Like, yeah, you're really cool, man. You're really cool.

You sons of bitch. I love, I, that's so good. I just, I love Jordan Peterson trying to sound tough. It's, it's so. Up yours, you woke moralist. Like, oh, oh, geez. Like, I'm fucking sweaty. Good luck, you sons of bitches.

I feel like you start Jordan Peterson hard enough to go back into another coma, bro. Like, he's just, he's just so, his, he obviously woke up from that coma and not all of him woke up. and he's just, now he's, now he's on a war path. Dude, he fucking took a sip of apple cider and was fucked up for a month. Like that's how fragile this motherfucker is. Then he didn't, then he did like an all-meat guy for a while and now he's like. I think he still does it. I think he still does.

Well, apparently he still does it. Because he says he does, but I don't know. I don't know because he said that the shit that he says, like even he was on Joe Ogun's podcast. And he was like, I couldn't sleep for a month after having Apple Cider. He's like, oh, you were like fucked up for a month. And he's like, yeah, and I literally couldn't sleep. He's like, and the Joe was like, well, not literally. Like, you can't not sleep for a month.

And then he was emphatically, he's like, no, I couldn't sleep. I could not. That's not real, Jordan. You can't literally not sleep. You'll be like, like you, the condition you'd be in would be hilarious. You will die after a week of not sleeping. You can't, you can't function for a week without sleeping. You can say that, but it's a figure of speech where like you slept like five hours or something out of a week, which is like borderline you're going to die.

But at least your brain got to shut off a little bit. Jordan's awesome. If you sleep five hours out of a week, the condition your mind's going to be in is why. Wild. You're gonna be like Scooby-Doo. You're gonna be fucking, like sloth. You just turn into Scooby-Doo.

You turn in a Scooby-Doo. Could you imagine? Yes. Yes, Chris. Before, oh my God. You, you have a question? He. He's a good.

I even, I even hear any of that. Your mic's peeking like crazy. I can't even tell if he's audibly laughing. Oh my God. What were you going to say, Chris? So before we end this, before we outro this little show, we're about two and a half hours,

which it doesn't feel like it at all, by the way. We did mention teabagging earlier in like real life, but I kind of wanted to mention this because it's kind of something that's going on right now. now, where there were Valorant pro players who were banned from playing Valerant professionally because they teabagged in a game

and they were accused of sexual harassment. Oh, no. Because that's what, that's, that's the argument that's happening right now is that whether people are genuinely arguing whether or not teabagging is sexual assault. No, it's like that GTA fucking thing all over. again. It's exactly. I love that video, man. I think about that video at least once a week of like the guy with a traffic cone hovering over his head doing like the fucking Fortnite dance and the reporter going, the attacks are eerily realistic. And it's like, bro. I, I, he has a coat on his fucking head. But I just, I just want to talk about like, because this, this is fucking insanity. Like I'm seeing a lot of takes from people who really should know better.

who are just like, like, I'm reading a tweet right now. I'm not going to say who it's from, but I'm reading it right now. It says, it may not be sexual assault, but in the game it is. This is not real. This can't be real, dude. This is real. And if you are doing it and if you are doing it because it's funny, that's pretty fucking creepy and a sign of the rape culture of which we are living in.

Could you please send that to me? Can you please send that tweet to me? I need to, I need to look at it. I need to see it. Yeah, I'll send it to you on Twitter because that's the most convenient. Right. I need to look at this and absorb it. it being real because I'm like, come on, dude.

Come on. It is so fucking crazy. Come on, man. That this is a genuine conversation that's actually happening. Enjoying a healthy dinner that tastes great means eating out at a pricey restaurant, right? Wrong. Healthy choice simply steamers are delicious and healthy. The tray-and-tray steam technology delivers crisp veggies and tender protein and

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Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder, and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law,

from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I really, I wonder what Kataku has to say about it. Come on. Oh, God. It's like, it's, this shit was gone. Let it die.

I know. I know. For a while there, it was kind it was it was not a problem. Why is this coming back, man? I don't, we don't need fucking anti-SadW 2.0, dude. We don't need that. We don't.

It's a cycle. Yeah, we don't need that. We do not. That's so stupid. Because the people that are on top of that shit right now, the anti-H-TW types, they're the fucking worst humans on the platform. They're so shitty. Oh, I, we can't, we can't, man.

I fucking, I saw the rings of power trailer and I was actually, actually like, oh, this looks pretty good to me. Personally. No, but it was woke. That's what I watched the trailer and I was like... It doesn't look bad. Like, everyone's like as a huge Lord of the Ring fan. Well, okay, first of all.

It doesn't look bad. It doesn't look bad. It doesn't look quite as good. It doesn't look quite as good as the movies. Yes, I'll admit that. Look, right. Right. Let's be, let's be very clear.

What's up? Let's be very clear. It is likely not going to be very much. I can admit that. I not... I have hope... that it'll at least be fine. I think it's...

It will likely be bad, but it doesn't look too bad. Do Amazon's been doing pretty well with series. I'm just saying. I think they only did good with two series. They've done really good with those. Man of High Castle. That's... Never mind. You're right yet.

That was a good show. Man of the High Castle and the boys is that... The boys, Invincible. Like, I think they've been doing pretty well. Invincible's great, bro. What the fuck? What was that? What was that face?

He doesn't like it. Invincible's a great show. He did a very good job. He doesn't like Invincible. You're fucking crazy. No, it's not that they all. It's not that I don't like it. I think invincible is good.

I just don't, I didn't love it as much as everybody else. Great voice acting. Very good animation up until like, maybe like at the end. The animation's, look, the animation is fine. It's not very good animation.

It's pretty damn good animation until the end. I think it's good animation. I don't know what you're comparing it to. What are you comparing it? Maybe like fight scenes in Castlevania. Yeah, obviously those scenes are going to be bad. Netflix is pumping just,

Netflix loves his bleeding money into people, you know? And now they're like, oh shit, we're losing money. Why? I don't, I'll say I don't think the strength of Invincible is in the animation. I think, I think it has many other strengths, but I wouldn't say it's like particularly well animated. I mean, how could you?

People watch fucking Naruto, for example. Like, it wasn't about the animation either. No, no, no, I, I know. I'm not saying, again, I just, I wouldn't, I wouldn't describe that as like an amazingly animated show. Fair enough. It was a good show that I liked up until, I thought it was. was totally fine up until that last bit with the fucking female umber that whole fucking

interaction at the end i don't agree with that moment i think it's just kind of silly that she knew when she was just like a really i'm sorry which part where where she knew she's like oh i knew you were a hero but i'm still angry at you even though by logic i should know that you actually saved us you know what i mean it's it's like that that that interaction the only part that that that was that her being, yeah, her being angry about when they're on the campus and that he saved and she's pretend, like the whole thing is like, okay, so are you implying that the only reason you're mad is that you weren't honest for me from the get-go? Is that it? My thing, my- Is that what it's really about? My thing is this. Yeah, maybe, but for situations like

MJ and Peter Parker, right? I don't think there's any reason why I shouldn't have told MJ by now in their relationship. She should know he's Spider-Man. I totally agree. I totally agree. But that situation, that is a girl he's just dating that he met like maybe a year and a half ago. She does not deserve to know he's invincible at all. Like there's no, that's stupid.

Yeah. But it's very, yeah. Going back to the original point. Oh, sorry, go ahead. No, yeah, yeah, going back to the whole thing. It's like, yeah, I mean, Invincible was a good show. The boys is very good, but Sweeney and I were kind of both on the same page about the... We're not going to get into it because you haven't seen it, but I feel...

I feel anyway that season three kind of ends a little bit... Not badly, but like a little bit anticlimatically. And Man in the High Castle, I will admit, I've heard very good things about, but I have not seen. Yeah, a lot of people haven't seen it. A lot of people, because it's also very, like, it's very political, and a lot of people are like, I just want to, like, watch. No, it's a cool... I love the idea.

Like, the idea of, like, well, it's very Wolfenstein in the premise. Exactly. Exactly. But, like, I just, I don't know why I haven't. How many seasons of it are there? I don't even. It's not, it's not a lengthy thing. I don't even fucking, I, it's been, I was watching it with my homie years ago, and then I kind of forgot.

I got to watch it again. I have this bad habit of just, like, I watch something and then I love it. And then I just end up watching it over and over again instead of watching, like, new shit. Like, I'm on my, like, third watchthrough of Breaking Bad when I probably could be watching a fucking I probably could be watching Manna High Castle.

That's what we do as, that's what we do as humans. I love Breaking Bad. I could not watch that. I've seen it two times there. I can not watch it again. I can't watch Game of Thrones again. I don't know.

I've watched Game of Thrones twice. Because I, to prepare for the, I watched it all the way up until like, whatever, and then I rewatched everything since the series ended. I wanted to watch it all properly again

and see how I felt back to back with everything. And people are largely correct when they say when the show started to fall off, which is obvious. End of season five. When they ran out of fucking material. After John Snow's death, the series falls off. 110% yes. So it makes sense. It's like, yeah, what are you going to do?

But I just want to say to this thing that you brought up and the people complaining about this fake, this virtual sexual assault and stuff like that, man, I really hope it doesn't, I hope like people snap out of it and they're like, what are we doing? And then it just goes away fast because it took like, that last cycle was it took a few years it happened it was like 2014 to 2018 pretty much was like and then it was just gone like people stopped caring about um like fucking neil drunkman consulting anita sarkees like what world were we living in when that was even like a thing at all to respect her opinion so crazy really it is it is crazy that was a world that we

were living in that world for a second where it's like i feel like even neil was probably like what the fuck was I doing? Why was I doing that? I'm gonna just make some video games now or something. I don't know. I don't know. Maybe he feels different. Maybe he's looking for another one.

I just feel like that was a weird time. And I don't want it. Apparently, apparently they're, I'm just reading this now, but I thought it was worth kind of bringing up. What happened? But like apparently, this has nothing to do with what we were talking about,

but I found it interesting. Okay. They are retroactively patching stranger things. I saw that too. But what are they patchy? What the fuck is that? I don't know.

Like I'm trying to read through this article. We have George Lucas things also that people don't know about. Longstanding rumor that a shot of Jonathan photographing Nancy from behind the bushes outside of Steve's house had been removed has proven to be false. Editing a continuity error after the fact would be fairly innocuous if not for the... Yeah, I don't know. It looks like we're getting into this weird. of like movies and television shows being patched as things get a lot more complicated and intertwined because like we're in a fucking cinematic universe world i don't like this at all it's kind of like what they did to fucking a gca right when they patched the guys yeah yeah yeah well it's literally george lucas shit

it's just like just leave shit as it was right i couldn't believe java was in the alien at first that blows my mind yeah it was a guy it was just some fucking fat guy and i was like what the hell it was so fucking weird it looked John Candy, you look like John Candy in Spaceballs. It's like such a fucking bizarre looking weird. I've seen Star Wars so many times. I did not know that at all. I like, I even slightly.

I, it was, I remember, it was one of the first things I learned about Star Wars before even, well, I mean, not technically because I'd seen like Star Wars gangster rap and fucking all the, all the parodies and stuff.

But like the first thing I learned about Star Wars for real was that Java the Hut, that fat character that I'd seen on the internet a couple times was actually like, some fucking, fat guy originally. Can you think of a guy who got a worse deal than this guy who got, like, he was just some guy in a fur coat and then they CGI'd a fat, disgusting, slovenly slug over him. What makes it crazy is that even in like a movie that came out like Spaceball, it's just like not a, not a new movie, already had Pizza the Hut as that.

So they must have edited that so long ago into him being a slime. guy because the second and third movie even he was already a slime person so they must have like I feel like maybe the theatrical release was like that and then before I got the VHS they changed it maybe so

it's what I'm just like remembering Spaceball snap isn't Melbourne is Melbourne is still alive yeah he is I think I don't I don't know he's old as dirt but he's still alive he's absolutely still alive 96

He's old as dirt, but he's still alive. When he passes, I'm going to have a fucking marathon of his movies for sure. He's as old as, uh, he's as old as Dick Van Dyke. You mean, uh, Dick Van Dyke's alive? No, he's not. Dick Van Dyke is 90s old. He's penis fan pussy is still alive? You mean, you mean, you mean?

I'm sorry, excuse me, penis, bad lesbian. Sorry, no, no, no, no, no. It's like different. It's the heart. It's the heavy F word. It's his penis van F word. That's But I mean, if you want to be politically correct,

you would call him penis van lesbian. That would be his real name. His name in the meme is Pussy truck faggit is what it is. I know. That is the fucking wildest. That is the wildest thing ever. It is too funny for me to care.

It is too funny. It is too funny. for me to care that I've said that because it is... That's a funny, fucking bleep those out, but God damn, it's so funny. No, that's funny as funny as funny. I love... Those are the best jokes, aren't they?

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It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

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semen pig in high school? And I just like, because it's like, it is, it is so. unclever. It is the least clever thing you can think of that people used to call Simon Pegg, Seaman Pig. And now I watch Comtown. I watch Comtown. I've watched Comtown like I started watching it recently. And I am mind

blown by the grade of comedy on that show. They don't give a fuck, bro. It's such little effort. They put into the show. Nick Bowlin is my hero. Dude, but so now that the the fat guy left, Stavros, they're now going to actually,

they're literally buying, they just bought a space and they're going to make a studio have legit cameras. They're actually going to make an effort and it's called the Adam Freeland Show. I'm really excited. So, anyway, continue Mr. Reagan.

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That's scary. It's the ring. That's the ring. That's the ring. That's the ring. That's the ring of property right there. That's what that is. That's the ring of property, bro.

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That's so fucking cool, dude. Dude, that's so fucking sick, man. It's great to own property. It is, man. I gotta get a... It's the only property, the only property that you can own. The only property, literally, that's it. That's all we get.

That's all we got. That's all we got. That's, maybe that's, maybe that's, you know what, honestly, maybe we've just, maybe we've just cracked the code. Maybe that's why Andrew Tate is exploding. Maybe that's why children are like extra misogynists. It's because the only hope of owning property is just having a wolf. That's crazy.

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All right, Kelby. I got your fucking address. I farm horses for their milk. Sweeney loudly screaming the N-word in my dead silent ninth-grade English class because my headphones unpaired. Oh, my God. That's perfect. What are you listening to our podcast in the middle of fucking English class?

classwork, dude. Jesus. That's awesome. I like it. There was no, I love that because, like, when I was a kid in ninth grade, I don't think, like, there was no way that I was, like, I had headphones. Like, I couldn't listen to anything in private. You know what I mean? Like, that wasn't an option. Do your classwork.

This is why everybody's so stupid. No one does their classwork. Everybody's instead of fucking learning, they're like, oh, this guy's saying a joke. Do your classwork, man. especially then like I feel like in high school like you know you a lot of it's bullshit

but like you just pay attention to the bullshit they teach you taxes now in high school at least pay attention you know that is crazy that it is fucking astounding by the way how lucky are we that we just barely missed

this country's been a thing for like almost what like 300 500 something years and we only just now started teaching taxes in schools. That is fucky-wucky McFuck suck, man.

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Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

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I think I did. I think I did. I'll be real, man. I forget, and this is just the case when you do a lot of podcasts, I forget what the fuck. Like the second we're done recording, I don't know what the fuck. Like, the only reason we're able to even make thumbnails for the show is because we write a document and I'm able to look at what we're.

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