The Squeeze - Tay & Tay Lautner: All the Single Ladies

Episode Date: October 4, 2023

This is a very special solo-ish episode! Per usual (well, per when they remember) your hosts start with a triple round of Cit-Rus Got Real featuring new questions sent in by you, Lemon Drops! Then, Taylor shares some notes he took from Sadie Robertson’s LO Sister Conference, where Tay spoke on a mental health panel! They also dive into Tea Time with Tay(s), which has them talking about the podcast, how many kids they want, their most favorite thing: their dogs, and more! The Lautners are then joined by 3 very special guests, Tay’s friends, to introduce a new segment “Sweet and Sour,” where they discuss the most controversial of topics, such as dating apps and if pineapple belongs on pizza. Let us know what you think of the new segment, and stay tuned for a very, very exciting guest next week…  Thanks to our awesome sponsor for supporting this episode:  Blissy — Get better sleep now with Blissy and use THESQUEEZE to get an additional 30% off at blissy.com/THESQUEEZE  To email us your questions or share your story, you can reach out to [e-mail]. Be sure to rate, review, and follow the podcast so you don't miss an episode! Plus, follow us on Instagram, @thesqueeze and personally @taylautner and @taylorlautner + on TikTok @thesqueezepodcast  To learn more from The Lemons Foundation, follow @lemonsbytay on Instagram and visit lemonsbytay.com  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Yeah. And I think people listening and watching enjoyed it. Wait. How did, but I got to listen to that back. Yeah, I don't know how I did that. Anyways, hey guys. Thanks for tuning in. Happy Wednesday.

Happy Wednesday. Thanks for hanging with us again. Sorry for that. No, I'm not sorry. I'm not sorry at all. I don't take it back. Okay. But thank you for joining us.

We missed you. Yeah, we did. Excited to be back. Another solo episode. Yes, Sarita's Auto Square. It's going to be a good episode. I feel good about it. We have some tricks up parts of it.

Yeah, we're going to, we got a little surprise. And I think it's going to be fun. But first and foremost, before we forget, citrus got real. Yes. We have a bunch of new questions, thanks to you guys, right? People submitted these suggestions, and we printed a lot of them. And they are in our lemon jar. So we're going to reward that.

And rather than doing one today, I think we do three. Oh, three. Yeah. Should I pull them all or should I pull? Just pull one at a time. We'll start with the first one. Let's see what we got. If you can only eat one food for a year, what would it be sushi?

Okay, but that's a type of food. I feel like it's one, one food, not like sushi is like saying Italian. You have to choose one item. Can it be like one meal? Yeah, one dish. That salad from Porta Oh my gosh I get the salad at Portia

if you live in the southern California or Palm Desert area You know what Porta Villa What Portavia is But they have I think it's their Porta Villa Salad and I get salmon on it Yeah

It's the best salad She would She tries to eat it every day Taylor was out of town last week For like four days And I think two of the nights I got it for dinner Yeah

For myself Because I was good What's yours? That makes sense. Man, tough one because for a year. Man. Like, I'd want to say like pizza or burgers, but I wouldn't want to, that would not go well after a year of just eating that every single meal. Your cholesterol?

Yeah. So, I don't know. Probably. Probably a steak or chicken thighs. I don't know. Something simple. But you need, like, veggies in there. Yeah, but it said one food.

Yeah, but we said a dish. I don't. This question's hard. Okay. I think we go general and I say sushi. Okay. And I'll say whatever. Steaker chicken with vegetables.

You're done. I don't know. Tell me you're from the Midwest. I'm not telling me you're from the Midwest. Oh, wow. Meat and potatoes. Favorite dog breed, Remy and Lily. That's not a breed.

Belgian Malinois. I mean, yeah. We love. We've never had a Malinua before. I've had a lot of different random rescue dogs. Yeah. In my life. Both of our pups are mixes of a lot of things.

But Remy, the most out of either of them is Remy is half Belgian. Her dad was a purebred. Yeah. And they're fun, loving, protective. Great dogs. Yeah. Great dogs. We love a Malinwa.

Okay. Okay. Last one. It's got to be good. Would you rather be invisible or be able to read minds? Oh. invisible for sure reading lines that could just get dangerous you don't want to know some of that stuff like you don't want to know what i'm thinking about you right now interesting could be

sketchy interesting well let's hope not because we are we're marriage i'm kidding i was thinking you looked cute we're in marriage but yeah invisible for sure yeah i would probably say that too because if i don't know if you were like in trouble and you needed to like be gone you just come invisible wow yeah Yeah. I like that. Yeah. Someone broke in your house. You're invisible. No one knows you're there. Dang. Yeah. Okay. Well, that was our three for the day.

Thank you to everyone who submitted questions. We will be getting to more in upcoming Wednesdays. Yeah. Make sure you guys are following us at The Squeeze on Instagram because we always post question boxes on our stories to get some questions from you guys. We love it. It's super fun. So make sure you're there. And while you're doing that, you can And subscribe to our YouTube channel. Por favor. Yes. And rate the show if you're listening on Spotify or Apple.

Okay. Or wherever you listen to your podcast. We don't discriminate. I just caught a glimpse of myself in this camera here and I forgot what shirt I was wearing. Oh, boy. So I wanted to give a quick shout out to my friend JJ Watt. Woo-Woop. And the Burnley Football Club, the Burnley Football Clurb.

Lerb. I actually love this jersey. and he put my name on the back. That's cute. Yeah. And they're a heck of a soccer team or football team. Football. Football.

Yeah, it's great. And imagine your shoes too. I know. If you can show them to that. Oh. Yeah. Oh, the sickle foot is hurting. So sorry.

So sorry. What was I supposed to do? I don't know. Okay. All right. Where do we go from here? Wherever you want. Sky's the limit.

What have we been up to recently? I want to talk about that. Been up to? We've been up to a couple things. Yeah. Quite a few things. Traveled a bit. Trying to think what else.

We've been. Yeah, we've had a lot of travel. Yeah. I just got home yesterday day before. Mm-hmm. But a couple weekends ago, this one, girl Tay, if you're not watching. Eyes her. Did her first speaking engagement.

I did. Yes. It was so fun. Yes. I'm actually wearing a shirt from it. I'm fine. Oh. Yeah, she spoke on mental health, had like a mental health panel at Sadie Roberts Sins,

who was a previous guest of ours. Yes. If you haven't watched that episode, you should go watch it. We love her. For sure, a lot of wisdom. Sadie's L.O. conference that she does each year, women's conference. Yeah, it was super fun.

Girl Tay crushed it. Very proud of her. Thanks, honey. I think you have many speaking engagements in your future. Oh, I hope. I had, like, actually so much fun doing it. I know you did. It's like, I don't really get, not really.

I don't get nervous doing it. I know. That's crazy. I would have been puking. I'm like so, I think that's probably from, like, dance, maybe. I was never nervous dancing, though, like on stage. Because maybe that's why I'm, like, a little more comfortable on stage, but. I mean, I competed up, you know, and martial arts on stage is my whole life.

Yes. And I get nervous for everything. Yeah, you do. Yeah. I think that's just who we are as people. Yeah, that's why we're a good fit. But I do want to say I took some notes that weekend. That's first.

And yeah, you're right, it is. And I wanted to share just a couple of these random things I jotted down because I think they're good and we all can apply them to our life. And I, yeah, I love them. I took some too, but you go first. Okay. The first thing I jotted down is your history doesn't. doesn't define your destiny. I think that's very wise. And this kind of, I think this part goes with it. So your history doesn't define your destiny. Stop fixating on the past and fix your eyes on the future. And I just think that is so true. We, you know, focus a lot on our past and mistakes that we've made. And that's just stuff that can never be changed. And your past doesn't have to.

define who you are, who you are and where you're going. Yeah. And it really just, you need to fix your eyes on where you're going. Yeah. And there's another one here, which I think just should go with this. It's where you look, you will go. I love that one. And stop looking behind you.

Stop looking to the side, you know, other people's lives. Yeah. You know, face your head, your eyes, where you want to end up. Yeah. And, yeah, I think, you know, finding that healthy balance of fixating on the past because obviously, like, we go through, you know, maybe a traumatic incident or, you know, you go through something of your past that, you know, maybe you're in there before, like, you're working through. And that's very important to do. You don't, like, just want to, like, not look at it at all. You definitely want to address it.

But we have to find, you know, that healthy boundary of, you know, addressing it and then putting it back in its little box, its little safe jar. Yeah. And I'm looking for it. I love this. So something as you guys know that has been a huge part of my mental health journey, Taylor's mental health journey journeys as individuals. And as a couple has been therapy. Amen. And that is why I am so excited to share our next sponsor with you guys, which is cerebral. Cerebral is here to help you achieve your mental wellness goals with professional therapy and medication management. report 100% online. You'll experience the all new cerebral way, an innovative approach to mental

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Offer is only valid on monthly plans. Other exclusions may apply. See C-Sight for details. Get going on that therapy. Okay. One more. Last one for me. Social media has you screen. through other people's lives when we should be scrolling through our life. And I think that just goes back to the comparison thing and just worried about stuff that is completely irrelevant to your life. Remembering that, you know, Instagram and, you know, social media is a highlight real. And just remembering that, that it is that, you know, people are posting the highlights of their lives on there and us to not compare. I mean, I'm guilty of it. You're guilty of it. We all are.

But really- We're going to continue to be guilty of it, but go ahead. But what would be great is if you scroll, you know, you scroll through your own life. Yeah. Meaning just looking, you know. I think scrolling through your own life is, you know, a metaphor. Or not actually scrolling through your life, you know, going out and living your life.

Living your life. Thinking about what you're grateful for. Just like taking a look at your life. Grateful for your goals. Yeah. Aspirations, inspirations. Yeah. My note was to bury and to plant is the same action.

And I really like that because, you know, we can take, you know, an unfortunate event, traumatic circumstance, bad circumstance, unfortunate circumstance, whatever it is. And, you know, what we do, what we choose to do with that, you know, is up to us. We can either bury it and die with it or we can plant it and grow from it. Right. And I really like that one. So take, you know, something traumatic or, you know, anything negative, you know, that happens, occurs in your life. You can either bury it and, you know, fixate on it and let it destroy who you are or take it and turn it into, you know, something special. I mean, it's beautiful.

Yeah. I don't know what I'm trying to say, but. Yeah. No, I think that's great. I mean, it kind of goes along with everything you said, too. Yeah. A lot of inspiration over the weekend. Yeah.

Some good stuff. Should we do some tea time and take questions? Oh, we're helping into that? Yeah. Oh, did you have anything else? No. I'm just going to throw some at you that I... Were these submissions?

These were all, I don't think of these. Okay. These are all from you guys. Okay. Again, from our Instagram question box. Thank you, listeners. Thank you, listeners. We appreciate you.

You do half our jobs. L. Well, you have to work for us. Okay. Ready? I don't know. Okay. Here we go.

How many kids do you want to have? Who. I would probably say two. I don't. I mean, you're an only and you turned out terrific. Thank you. But I don't know that I would want to have an only child. Definitely two or three.

But, yeah, at the moment. I would probably say two. Yeah, I'd say two as well. Yeah, I thought we'd like two of the same. I would want to maybe try for a little more. But also... Two at the same. You mean like a twin?

No, no, no, no. Like two of the same. Like two boys or two girls. Oh, I see. I see. Got it. Yeah. Yes.

How is your idea of fulfillment evolved over the years and things you wish you would have done differently? What? Like things that fill you. Like, you know, we go like our whole life searching for fulfillment. You know, people think that's fame. People think that's money. people think that's power, whatever it is. Uh-huh.

And I'm sure that's changed for you. I mean, you've talked about finding fulfillment in, not necessarily in fame, but. Yeah. I mean, letting that define you and viewing your, like, success that way. And I think in recent years, I've learned that, um, I think where I get the most, most fulfillment is just being surrounded in life, whether it's, you know, friends, family, loved ones, just being surrounded with people in your life that bring you joy and make you a better person.

Yeah. We, you know, we are so lucky to, you know, just have an amazing support system. Yeah. And I, nothing fills me up more than just, knowing that I have those people and just being loved and supported and safe. Yeah. I would say that. That's what fills me up the most.

I feel like I find fulfillment in like the smaller things and like, you know. Like me doing the dishes? Yes. In that. No, but I think in fulfillment of, you know, quality of quantity and, you know, in all circumstances of life, obviously, especially for. friends, intentional time together, you know, staying in with like a couple of people rather than going out and being with a bunch of people, different, you know, different things like that,

doing work that I love rather than, you know, working a bunch and make a bunch of money, but doing stuff that I don't love. Yeah. I think that's definitely, you know, shifted over the past couple years for sure. Yeah. Love that. All right. Real talk.

What is it like having the exact same name? I've kind of just forgotten about it, to be honest with you. I mean, maybe at first it was weird. I feel like we recently just like, because we now have the same name, I feel like we've kind of been struggling with it, but with packages. Packages. Yeah, because you've started getting, you know,

about half of yours that do say Taylor Lautner. Yeah. And I think that they're mine. And then you open it and then it's, you know. And then it's like makeup or something. stick for me and you're like, thank it. Yeah, I know. That has.

Yeah, that's been a bummer. I get excited when I get like a package that shows up at the door and it has my name on it. I'm like, oh, what did somebody send me? Open it up. It was not for me. Soul crushed. Yeah. A little tease.

Okay, let's do the details on when you got Raymond Lill. Okay. Taylor's like, let me talk about my dogs for an entire episode. You go ahead with the first one because I was not involved then. I did get Lily. Probably like a year before we started dating, maybe. I've had dogs, multiple dogs growing up. My entire life, we always had a dog.

And we only had one dog at the time. And I was really wanting to get another dog because one is just not enough. There's like wife's listening to this or girlfriends are they're literally going to go to their, you know. It's always the wife that's like, we should get another dog. And the husband's like, no, or the boyfriend or whoever. Yeah. You can take this to them. Smart.

But anyways, one's never enough. So I went to this place called Shelter Hope, which they like make it look like a pet store so it's more inviting. But they're all rescue dogs, which is awesome. I was at the mall in my hometown. And I just went one day and there was a whole litter of like puppies. They were like six months old, five months old at the time. Oh, so you met her siblings. Uh-huh.

Oh. And you can like sit with them in like the little pen. and I'm sitting there and Lily just like comes up and she just lays with me. And all of her siblings are like freaking psychos being puppies playing everywhere doing everything. She just like lays next to me. Yeah. And I just melted. I was like, wait, this whole thing is so cute.

And then the next day my dad came or I think maybe later that day my dad came and then he met her and he was like, oh, she's actually really cute. And then the next day my mom came and met her. And then we were like, okay, so then we took her home. Wow. Yeah, she was just like, my mom thought she was, like, sick and had parvo because she was so chill. But she was just scared, which she is still scared to this day. There was a lot going on in the little pen. But we brought her home and she was still kind of like sleeping.

And then she warmed up to our family dog's guy after like 30 minutes. My mom was like, we need to bring her to a vet. I think something's wrong. Wow. And sure enough, nothing was wrong. Because she was tired? She started running around. No, she was just like, you know, she gets timid and she's just kind of scared.

So she just wasn't doing anything. Yeah. She's also never been the biggest, like, blaker. No. Activity dog. She's a house cat. She's a house cat. You guys have heard.

Yeah. So, yeah, that's how I got. That's the story of Lily. And then I came into the picture and adopted Lily. Yeah. She was like one, one and a half. Yeah, probably. Yeah.

And then jump forward. a few years and Tay has the idea again that one isn't enough. Oopsie. See a pattern here. Yeah, and she kept bringing the idea up to me and we would talk about it every so often. And she started sending me pictures of dogs on Instagram from a rescued place. Yeah, from different rescues. And then one day, I don't know what it was, she sent me a photo.

photo of this dog and I woke up to it and I was like, oh crap, I'm in trouble. And Rem and her seven other siblings and their mother were abandoned in a field when the puppies were two weeks old. And yeah, we went. We visited her. That was the end. We left with her. And that was it. Yeah.

But she was puppy puppy. We got her eight weeks. So we like went through the entire puppy. Yeah. That was a lot. The entire puppy phase. Lily, we didn't have to necessarily do that because she was already like almost six months old. So yeah, she was sleeping through the night and was potty trained.

Remy picked up potty training pretty quick. Yeah. But, but yeah. That's the story of our two little angels. That's how we got them and we are not getting another dog because Remy counts as two dogs because of her mal-in-law breed that we love so dearly. Yes. Okay. Last one before we head into a fun segment, which I will explain.

What's your favorite part of doing the podcast? Huh, easy. Definitely just seeing and hearing reactions and, you know, just hearing from listeners, like what they enjoy, what they've been touched by, what has helped them. Like, whether it's, you know, a comment on, you know, the videos or on Instagram or meeting people in person. Like I never thought when we started this that we would be stopped in the street just by people saying that they love the squeeze. And it happens all the time now. And there's nothing that you could say to me that brings me a bigger smile than that. So that for sure, just seeing the impact that it has had on people's lives by far the best. Yeah.

It just like melts me every time someone says, you know, the sense of squeeze or when they're a lemon drop. I'm like, oh. Yeah. You had that at a lot of that. I had a lot of that at the conference, which, you know, just all to me. And if you're listening to this and I met you, I love you guys. Thanks for saying hi. It's my favorite thing. I'll say this because Tay won't. After she finished her panel, she had like a lineup of like 50 girls waiting to meet her. And she told me this afterwards, but almost all of them were people that said that they were lemon drops. They love the podcast. Yeah. And that is so freaking crazy cool. Yeah. I love it. It's so. so cool to like see like to meet you know meet to people listening because you know it's just Taylor and I sitting in here and I guess every every other episode or so it's hard to believe that people listen to that yeah I just assume that they do so it's actually you know it helps yeah better that you know there's actually people listening I would say a second even though you didn't ask me that's by far first second would be what we get out of it yeah for sure we

We get so much out of this. I mean, talk about fulfillment. Yeah. I mean, we learn so much. We, so much about ourselves, about each other. Yeah. Just learn from our guests that we have on. It's just been terrific for us personally.

Yeah. I think I second both of those things. Those would be in the exact same order. Sweet. Yeah, number three, it's fun to get to do it with you. There we go. I feel like this is like set aside quality time for us. There you go.

Yeah. Let's say and talk. Okay. Oh, it is surprise time. We have a fun segment. Okay. So we have a couple friends over. We have some friends saying with us that are from out of town.

We literally had to say, hey, guys, so sorry, but we have to go film an episode right now. So they're sitting, they're sitting downstairs in our living room right now. They don't know. But we are going to, we're going to go. and call them up. And they, the three of them are going to sit on this couch

right here. I'm going to hop over with Tay. Yeah. And what segment are we going to do with them? We're going to do a fun segment that I have had

planned since we launched this but we haven't done it yet. Yeah. I mean, I'm going to have to explain it to them. So I guess I'll explain it to you guys. Once they're over there, but it's called sweet and sour.

Okay. Yeah. So should we go get them? We should. They're going to be so mad. Not really. I think they're going to Some are going to be excited.

Some are going to be like, hopefully they, hopefully they, three very different personalities. As you will see. They are three of our favorite people, but yeah, very different. Oh my gosh. And this is going to be fun. So let's go get them. We'll be right back.

We'll be back with sweet and sour. Hey guys, we're back. Hey guys, we're back. We are back. This is the most fun idea I've ever had. Should we have them introduce themselves? Yeah. One on the time. Lex, you want to start us off?

Do you want me to start? Yeah. Do I look a certain way? You could look at that camera. Hey, I'm Lex. I'm single. I'm 26. We actually have a couch full of single ladies.

That's what this is. It's a dating show. So, yeah. Talk to like to say how I know you? No, you're doing. Okay. That's good. Moving on.

All right. Next person. My name is Sarah. And I would tell you my nickname, but I don't think it's appropriate. And I am also 26 and single. Okay. Okay. All right. My name's Hannah. You can call me Han, Hanney, not telling you my age.

You might be single. You are single. I are very single. She's single. Yes. Thank you. Wow. Okay. All the single ladies. Put your hands up. Do you guys know why you're here?

No. Not a clue. Not at all. Yeah. They literally were just sitting outside while we were filming this. We have, we told the listeners already. but for you guys, we have a new segment that we haven't done yet. Called.

The most amazing people ever. My favorite people. No, it's not called our favorite people ever. It's called sweet and sour. Sweet and sour. Is my nickname? Well, I would say, if that was the game, I would say Hannah is sweet and you two are sour.

I knew that. How dare you? Sarah, I agree with you. Me? Just personality-wise. I'm kind of like the edge I'm getting right now. I love all of you the same. Sounds like you love Hannah more.

No, I don't. I love Hannah more. I'm in my villain era, so I'm okay with it. Okay. Okay. There we go. How do we play? How do we play?

Girl take. Okay. Oh, sorry. This one mic thing is. We had to figure it up. You didn't great. So, this is a rapid fire game. No.

I'm going to ask you something or say something. And like, sweet is yes and sour is no. like good or bad. Okay. Okay. Sweet and sour. And then there may be an explanation. Required from, yeah, to follow.

So like, let's practice. The, like. Pineapple on pizza. Sweet, sweet. All of you like pineapple on pizza? I do. I like, have I ordered it? No.

Number one of I ordered it. Have I eaten it if someone else has ordered it? Yes. Do you not like pineapple on pizza? No. But you like fruit. Right. I don't like fruit.

That's fair. You're like a smoothie guy, but like not like a. Yeah, fruit. in like... Fruit flavored things. I'm okay with fruit flavored things. I just don't like chunks of fruit in other foods. Okay.

That's fair. So yeah. Wow. Three sweets for pineapple and pizza. It is the right answer. Four. This one, Mike, is fun. We get to sit together.

Yeah. Probably so far. They're married. Never touch or cuddle or anything. This is so normal for you. Okay. Do you? Are you ready for that?

That was easy. That was really easy. We'll alternate. I'm nervous. Okay. I don't know. I'm going to start off. Yeah.

Okay. Here we go. Number one. Christmas decorations before Thanksgiving. Sweet. Sour. This is much harder. Sour.

Okay. So you're saying earlier the better Christmas decorations. February. March. March. Yeah. See, that I can get along with. Like after.

But before, I like pumpkin stuff. Yeah. I don't want to cut off falls. I want my pumpkin spice rappuccino. I want my pumpkin anthropology candle. Yeah. Thanksgiving doesn't get enough fun either. Like,

no one gives Thanksgiving the respect it deserves. So just drink. Pumpkin stuff in August then. I do. I want to bump it up. I also like coconut. So I don't want to just cut off the summer. Just make winter.

Yeah. I like summer. March is great because you were born then. But like, what flavor does it offer me? Yeah. Sprite doesn't offer much. Shamrock shake. No.

Mints. Mint? No. That is flavor. It's not going to eat. Mint is Christmas. Mint is Christmas. Pepperment. Pepperment is Christmas. Okay.

I think I would agree with before Thanksgiving is a little too early. And I love Christmas decorations. Yeah. You do. You do. Your guys is Christmas tree stayed up for like months. Yeah. We have set them up.

Yeah. But you also like Halloween. Yeah. Yeah. You guys are big fall people. Yes. Yeah. I think it's important to give.

Each holiday the respect it deserves. And that would be October, you know, having the spooky fun Halloween stuff up. November, the, you know, cozy Thanksgiving fall stuff. And then December hits right into Christmas and probably until February. Yeah. Yeah. Whatever holiday is next. I want to that.

Next question. White after Labor Day. Sweet. Sweet. Sweet. Sweet. Points that sell in a white shirt as we speak. Oh, winter white.

It is. That's why I said sweet. Winter white. We're bringing that. It's expensive. A winter white. Great. So it feels expensive.

Yeah. Winter white sounds nice. Yeah. It sounds expensive. Will my white stay white? Probably not. No. We're going to dinner after this.

It's definitely not. It's going to be sushi all over that shirt. Oh. Yeah. Okay. Next. Popsockets. Sour.

Oh, wow. You never have one? I have one. If I had my phone on me, I would show you. I dropped my phone with a pop socket on the back. And there is currently a spider. web, like there's a circle that's not cracked and the whole rest of the back of my phone is cracked. So me and pop sockets have bad blood and I do not use them anymore.

How did it crack where the pop socket was? I dropped the phone like directly on the bottom and it cracked around the pop socket. So it's like a perfect circle and then just like spider web outwards. So it technically saved your friend. It's been like that sense. It was in an otter box though. Wow. That's crazy.

It like probably wouldn't have cracked if it wasn't for the pop socket. So me and popsockets, they have they have some, they have some explaining to do. Yeah. So you gave me a lemon pop socket before any of this was ever a thing. And I loved it dearly, but I did not. I couldn't. I was like, I apologize really hot. Yeah, you were just like, I have a couple.

And I think you maybe took one. And then there was a lemon one. And I gave it a shot. Did I just get a lot of pop sockets? It was in the old, old box. You were just handing them out. You don't remember. Like, it was in the old old house.

I don't know. I don't remember a lot of things. So I have Alexa. I remember. I don't remember the box socket. I don't either. It's not. It's okay.

Apparently, we're promoting the brand before you even knew it. Yeah, I guess so. I guess so. Whoa. Okay,

next one. Subtitles on during TV shows are my... Sweet. So sweet. Are you guys answering that? The sweet. I get so distracted. I literally like read.

I don't watch the show. I literally am reading the whole time. Say like that because once you have subtitles on once, you will never be able to take them off. I can't, I can't watch a show without subtitles or else I don't know what's happening. Yeah. Same. Like I can't hear any of the words and dialogue. None of it. Okay. Well, if it's like, if it's like hard to understand, then I'll like, no, I'm like watching suits right now. And I'm like, what is you saying? I have it off her suits too. It started with Outlander. I was watching Outlander. They all have Scottish accent. So I was like, I have no idea what the thing. Yeah. And then I had to put subtitles on. And then after that, it was slippery slope.

Wow. Now you just have subtitles for almost everything. Yeah. But you can't take it on TV when no one else, like when you're not supposed to. Because. You have the subtitles on? Like, I'll be, like, somewhere where I shouldn't watch TV. Can you have subtitles? Like, if I could have some titles on my TikTok? Yeah, I have one. You don't have one? Like, for everybody, you can't have them on?

They're on. They're on. They just popped up. Yeah, that's happening. I have those on. Because then you can watch that sound. But sometimes they're off. Sometimes they say funky things.

You're in, like, quiet. I kind of like that, though. Yeah. Interesting. Okay. Disagree with you guys again there. I'm sorry. It's okay.

We'll still be friends. Well, I watch your movies with subpitals, and there's nothing you can do about. All right. Next question. 3D movies. Oh, sour. Wow.

Migraine. Too distracting. In one word. Headache. Yeah. Overwhelming. Headache. No, for me.

Also, yeah, there's just too much to look at. It doesn't feel real enough. So it's just distracting. So like Avatar? No. Oh, no. 40. Yes.

3D. No. Shrek 40. At universal. Trek 4D. A universal. When they like, if the chair's moving with the screen, I'm happy. If I'm still and everything else is moving, I'm miserable.

I did watch Avatar and 3D and I got over it because it's the longest freaking movie. And eventually like you like, but the first like 30 minutes of any 3D movie is like an acid trip to me. It's torture. One word. Migraine. I agree. Okay. Next one.

Kissing on the first date. Sweet. Sour. Okay. I don't like. like that. It's like neutral. Why don't you like it?

Because it is it circumstantial for you? Yes, it depends on how you how you feel about that person. I feel like if you are, if you're both on the same page physically and that works out that way, great. But if it's more of a, you know, you kind of have to feel like to talk about a little bit more,

get to know them. And it feels a little more formal than maybe not. I feel like sometimes people have hard either way. Right. Like I don't kiss on the first day. and then gives no, like, vibes. Like, I feel like I wouldn't say, no, I wouldn't. But I've gone on plenty of first dates

where I don't kiss somebody on the first day. Like, it's not like every single first day I go on I kiss somebody. I'm leaning more towards sour, though, because I've learned that that just is better. Yeah. You're going to make a way. Yeah. Yeah.

That is not much older than us as you won't say. 28. 28. Wait, seven minutes ago, she was like, I'm not going to tell you. I did say that. now she's screaming this couch just makes people open she's just really feeling open

and free I'm safe okay there's nothing to be ashamed of I'm proud of being 28 I just don't know if I want everyone to know that but do what I do now

they know 20 great 20 great oh Lord thank you that was so sweet I liked her answer though it was a good that was a great answer that was a really good answer

good answer okay Sarah and I were just yelling. And I was like, well. Sweet, Sarah. Okay. Next question. Dating apps.

Sweet. Sweet most of the time. I don't want to use them. No. But I don't know how else to meet someone. Okay. Because I don't want to go public. Yeah.

That's rough. I'm tired at like. Mutual friends. 7 p.m. Yeah. I'm going to embed by 9. I'm going to end by 9. Yeah.

I'm not going out. I don't know how I'm going to meet someone. Are we talking like Tinder? Hintz. Hinge. That's like the Facebook one. I don't know. I'm on a really exclusive Jewish dating app right now.

Called the locks club. What? We're getting desperate. For real? Yeah. I'm not Jewish. Oh, I said not Jewish. How do you get in?

Don't even ask me how much I paid. No, you made for it. Accidentally. I thought it was like to. An annual fee that you paid like gradually kind of like Raya. Uh-huh. It was all at front. How much was it?

Three digits. That's all I'm saying. No. Yeah. You have to go on some dates now. Yeah. Because you spend that much money. Yeah.

I know. But I'm really, the problem with dating apps, I don't know if you guys have this or if you're even on them. I know you are. I'm not. I have one for two days and I felt guilty

so I deleted it. But it works for other people. You know what? This is why you're the seeing and we're the sound. But you guys have them and I don't and we're all still single. So what really works, right?

It's their problem. Right. Right. Yeah. Okay. So you're cool. Thank you. I am cool. I mean, I knew that already, but that just that solidified it. My spending triple digits on a dating app that's not used to once. Bro, you got to use it. Oh, yeah. I'm ready for the stories. Okay. Okay. Next one. Making out in public. So sour. How, what, what do you consider public? Just, outside your home or like in view of other people. In view of sour. Yeah.

There's a difference between public like I technically in a public area and like people can see you. Yeah. Have we all done it? Sure. But yes. Do we like it? Never. No.

Yeah. I think we all can agree on that one. Like a cute peck is fine. Yeah. But just don't put your time. Yeah. Hannah sweating. A little bit.

Wow. Where's the family? Rough experience? No. Oh, I just thought of it makes me... Yeah. Not... I don't like that.

Yeah, I've been on like no PDA? At all? Oh, hand holding. Whoa. Hand holding is PDA. No, I don't like PDA. Like hand holding included. My hands are so sweaty.

You guys are sweating. I'm sweaty all the time. Okay. That's fair. That's fine. I wonder if that's like... Your parents aren't very like PDA people. Yeah.

So I bet that's like... I think about that a lot, actually. Like, I don't have siblings and my parents were never like super touchy. And so I feel like, me, like physical touch is my lowest love language. I'm such a quality time person. But for like the touching and even like the verbal of it all, I'm not. That's fair.

Not super a lot. I feel like I went the other way. We're working on it. Like my parents aren't. Like I'm touching Sarah right now and it's fine. You know, I'm leaning away. I'm not physical touch. I'm literally like this.

I love the same. Even friends for like 20 years. And I'm like, okay, this is happening. I do. You will like round and be like, hey and I'm like, hi. Like I don't. I'm not good at it either. I don't know.

We are working on it. Yeah, I do. I try to give, I give you very intentional big hugs because I know how much you don't like it. I do like, if I know it's coming, I'm like, okay, good. One big hug. I can commit to it. But if you're going to like, every time you see me, be like, hey, I'm going to probably jump a little bit.

Which is so funny because I feel like your sisters are not like that. No, they will literally sit on me and be like, just deal with it. And I'm like, okay. I feel like that's an older sibling thing, though. Maybe so. I wasn't always like that, but it's happened lately. I think I've gotten so used to not having physical touch that I'm like, don't, I don't have to do with it.

Also, side note, I maybe should have prefaced this earlier. The amount of years of friendship that's on that couch between me and them is a lot. Like, literally, 20-month-relationship. I mean, and then over 10 years. We met in fifth grade. Yeah. So I was in fifth grade. I feel like this is why I have male problems is because they have such.

long-lasting, like, female friendships, that finding a guy that, like, lives up to that. Yeah, very high-standard. I'm going to go hang out with my girls. I'm sorry. It's just easier. It kind of smelly. Like, we, like, most of my friends, like, most of us,

we made friends at such a young age that, like, a lot of my relationships now, like, I learned how to make those relationships so young that, yeah, establishing relationships as an adult is difficult when all of your friends are from when you were, like, 16 or younger. It's just easy. Yeah. It makes sense. Okay.

Let's do two more. Wow, this is tough. Okay. We can do rapid fire if you want to do them all really fast. Is it bad? Okay. Yeah, why don't we do the last one's rapid fire? No explanation.

Okay. Here we go. Yeah. Blocking your ex after a breakup. Sweet. Sour. Okay. Sleeping with socks on.

Sour. Sweet. Sweet. Okay. Chlophobic. I'm cold. Okay. White noise when sleeping.

Very sweet. Sweet. hitting the snooze button. Sweet. Sweet. Sweet about four times every morning. Sweet for extra extra. Extra, extra.

Sweet. Adding tahine to watermelon. Sweet. Sweet. Sweet. Sour. Sour. Carbting without any music on.

Sour. Very sour. Oh, like silence in the car. So many conversations in here. What's going on in here? And that's what we're going to ask. Oh, my God. Oh, my gosh.

Hey, do you guys want to say our outro? I don't know what it is. Yeah, I know, you know. I listen to your email out to the ballgame. Is it Citrus got real? That's our intro to the show. Oh. Oh.

You've been squeezed. Great. Is that it? That's not bad. Any other ideas? Juicy. It's like, you know, like at the end of like a vlog, they're like, thanks for tuning in. Oh, my lemon drops.

Subscribe down below. Oh. Yeah. Say something like that. Please don't say that. Find me on... What's the Jewish? Not paying me at the locks club.

Lox Club. I've been too much money for you not to find me. She paid $300. You guys to join this thing. Okay, I need this. Somebody give me a script. You don't know what to say. No, you just add love it.

I've listened to your podcast so many times. The fact that I don't know the outro is really embarrassing. It's okay. You're the only one on the couch that listens to it. I've listened. You know how I am. I take back that sweet. In my defense, I usually only listen to the ones that you guys are on by yourself,

which is funny because I could just come over and do the same thing. But instead, I'm like at my house. I'm like listening. And I'm like participating. I like talk along like I'm hanging out with you, but you can't hear me. I can only hear you. Okay. Well, thanks guys so much for tuning in.

Say that. Well, thanks guys so much for tuning in. It's Wednesday. So, like, help you have a great rest of your Wednesday. I'm going to do that one more time. Okay. Okay. I want to put her at a snow globe.

Bubble wrap. So much. Well, wait. Okay. Go ahead. Let me say it one more time. What I say. Yeah.

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