The Steve Dangle Podcast - Dubas Dinner | May 7, 2018
Episode Date: May 8, 2018On this episode, a couple hockey guys talk basketball (00:00), people are mad at the Vegas Golden Knights (09:00), Brad Marchand licked grown men and WENT OFF on Twitter (26:00), the Caps, Pens, Jets,... & Preds (45:00), Penguins fans and Flower (53:00), the San Jose Sharks (58:00), THE LEAFS, Dubas, Matthews, Hunter, Bab, and Lou (1:08:00), and the press conference, a little more Leafs and nonsense (1:29:00). Originally aired: May 7, 2018 Watch the full episode here: https://youtu.be/bp36yP-xm3Q Merch: https://teespring.com/en-GB/stores/fancydangleshirts Follow us on Twitter: @Steve_Dangle, @AdamWylde, & @JesseBlake Follow us on Instagram: @SteveDangle, @AdamWylde, & @Jesse.Blake Subscribe to us on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/ca/podcast/steve-dangle-podcast/id669828195?mt=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Pick the worst day to record.
There's literally so much sports on tonight.
Nah.
Oh, really?
Jesse's mad. He's missing all the sports.
We have literally the worst place I could be in my entire life.
Oh, I'm sorry. Are we missing the Raptors definitely prolonging the series?
101
and 129
after game 7
on Saturday
that's what I was saying
on my show today
I felt like
you know
is this the show?
yeah
oh okay
I'm just not in it
I'm just not really in it
no you're in it
it's the same angle
as before
also I don't know
when we started
it's fine
no I just
I said this could be
the greatest comeback
of all time
we just haven't got
to the comeback part yet
you know
am I right?
Teams who are down 3-0 are 0-129.
And why not be the one who doesn't let it get to 130?
Well, I mean, I think we need to bring up Herb Brooks' speech
to the 1980 American team in the semifinals of the Olympics.
Not the finals.
The semifinals.
People forget that.
And what did he say, Steve, towards the end?
They got LeBron.
We're screwed.
It's a short movie.
It's a very short movie.
Man, the previews for that, I remember, just like six seconds long.
LeBron, screwed.
Yeah, screwed.
He's wearing a big furry hat.
LeBron off.
Man, you know, it's...
As Charles Barkley perfectly said it,
because the Raptors were his team.
He said, I'm just depressed.
It's not just losing, it's losing like this.
It said a lot when Charles Barkley was the guy on the panel picking the Raptors.
And everyone else said, you're probably wrong, Charles.
and he just went
no
and his argument was
we're the north
and that was it
I'm just a press man
your Charles Barkley
is pretty good
I don't know
yeah no
he's into Shaq a little
it does turn into
Shaq a little bit
I'm just a press man
yeah that's just
all base
yeah
take everything else
out of your voice
Charles will come up
Shaq is just down here
all the time
yeah basically
but yeah no
I feel like
I feel like the Raptors
can at least get one game
they get one game
yeah
four
they should have had
two
they really should have
I saw
it was a great
I think it was a
three way conversation
between Michael Grange
Eric Smith
and Blake Murphy
and they were talking
about how
it could easily be
3-0 Raptors
or
2-1 Raptors
2-1
is the way you want to go
or even
2-1 Cleveland
and that would be
acceptable
it's a series
it's a playoff series
it happens
sometimes you're down
2-1
and win
That's not out of the ordinary
But they're down
Like, in the most heartbreaking fashion
Oh, like it's
Game 1 and 3 in particular
You should have won game 1
Number 3, LeBron gets you on a buzzer beater
Right?
Well, game 1 comes down to
I think it's 4 missed tip-ins
At the last second
And 2 Van Fleet missed 3-pointers
And
The Cavs didn't lead
Until overtime
Yes
they never win
not once
and then
game three
comes down to
your
your best players
not showing up
what if they
just showed up
for like a little bit
you win the game
because your
other players showed up
and then you would have
a team that you'd see
in the regular season
that beat everybody
and had the best
wins in franchise history
and finished first place
in the east
they would have actually
showed up in game three
if Kyle and Damar
and Abaka
could have also shown up
I have a question about that
I have a question about that
But do the Raptors, because this is, I wonder with this with hockey sometimes too.
There are teams that are deep, but they lack elite level talent.
I'd say the Raptors have great talent.
I wouldn't say elite.
I wouldn't say they've got a Kevin Durant.
I wouldn't say they have a Steph Curry.
I wouldn't say they have a James Harden, a LeBron James, those kind of things.
In hockey, it seems that you can get far enough.
sometimes you can win
without really a stud
but that's pretty rare
am I wrong
just saying
LeBron's a cheat code
like other teams
have elite talent
but I mean
I don't know
if the round
no no
basketball works
in a way where
you need at least one
like we'll use the word
elite player
to win a championship
it's never
since
I don't know
I forget what year
we went back to
but it was like
the 1985 championship
the only two championships
of the NBA
without a hall of famer
on it
were the two
Detroit Pistons teams
oh wow
who won
I think
Detroit won in
before the Michael run
so it would have been
like 91
what a stat
and then they won
in like 2004
the Ben Wallace years
and Rasheed Wallace
but that was like
a collection of all-stars
that came together
which kind of worked
to negate like
one Hall of Famer
but yeah
we're just kind of solid
yeah
they're just a great team
but they're not
a Hall of Fame
they're just a great team
you know
and the other
Detroit Pistons team
had Isaiah Thomas on it
who you could argue
is an NBA
an MVP. So, there you go.
I like how the Leafs are out and we're still
managing to talk about Toronto losses.
Well, I was going to pull it over to
the playoffs and just kind of
mirror that. Because
I wondered if
there's any
teams left in the league that
are comparable to the Raptors.
Like, if I look at
the San Jose Sharks.
Oh, in the NHL.
And they, you know...
No.
Do they have a, I mean, they have a couple Hall of Famers.
Joe Thornton wasn't playing.
Right.
But Brent Burns has probably got to be a Hall of Famer, right?
I don't know about that, but is Brent Burns,
I'm trying to think, is Brent Burns more highly regarded in the NHL
than DeMar is in the NBA?
Yes.
Yeah, Brent Burns won an individual trophy, didn't he?
Or he was nominated for one.
Yeah, I'd say if you were, like, ranking individual players on a top 25 list,
Brent Burns would be higher on the NHL one
than DeMar would be on the NBA one.
That's tough.
But it's also, it's not a fair embarrassment
because there's so many more players.
Completely different sport, yeah.
The other question I have for you,
and then we'll move into hockey.
Oh, also, Sharks fans,
sorry for killing Martin Jones.
Dude, he didn't play a minute of good hockey
after we talked about him.
And that is our fault how?
All I know is for the last four or five shows straight.
Oh my God.
It's definitely our fault.
How did we personally make Martin Jones play back?
I'm interested to hear this.
By mentioning him, Jesse,
you haven't noticed that we've just been the grim reaper
of individual players and teams for several weeks now?
We talked about the Raptors winning a game, they lost.
We talked about the Capitals winning a game, they lost.
What was the other one?
We talked about Martin Jones being great, he stunk.
I don't understand how my words that a person didn't hear
can affect their play.
Neither do I.
There's lots of things
I don't understand
that I recognize.
We know there's NHLers
that listen.
We know.
So,
Martin Jones could be
one of them.
I don't want to say
that it is.
I don't want to say
that it's not.
You think he just
went to bed that night
going,
I'm good.
They're right,
I am playing great.
No,
they're right,
I am playing great.
I'm just going to
stop trying.
Here's the thing,
if my words
That's how elite
athletes think.
If my words
are affecting Martin Jones' play,
then I should be paid a hell of a lot more for this.
I'm just saying.
We should all be making a lot more,
and a lot more than Martin Jones,
and he's making significant money.
I'm just saying.
What else can we wish into existence?
Well, no, what else can we ruin?
Oh, yeah.
Vegas, let's do Vegas.
We can only ruin things.
I forgot.
Let's ruin the good story of Vegas.
All right, so Vegas is going to win the Cup,
and now they're going to win.
Oh, no.
They're going to win the Cup.
Not only Jesse,
they're going to win every single game
from now until the end.
No, you have to mean it.
Oh, no, they're going to win.
you gotta
oh boy
they're gonna win
oh boy
see I don't think
they're gonna win
really
no
I think it'd be
really fun
and I would like it
to happen
dude
who beats Winnipeg
right now
nobody
well I mean
Predators have beaten
two games
this series
yeah
like I mean
let's not count out
Nashville
they're pretty damn good
I know
a lot of people
are talking about
Winnipeg
like they're already
in the cup final
and I'm like
all Nashville has to do
is win two straight games
which
they can do
they still have to go
through
Magic Vegas, which
really, they are magic this year.
And I feel bad for the Sharks because they are, and I tweeted this,
forever running into that magic team.
Every year, San Jose runs into
the magic team in the second or third round.
And did you see
today that everyone was randomly talking
about Florida because
of Vegas? Yeah, so
I... Which made very
no sense. So what happened?
Basically what happened was on Twitter,
I know Jonathan Willis was tweeting about it
and some other people were talking about the Riley Smith, Jonathan Marcheseau.
So they gave them Marcheseau so they would take on Riley Smith's contract.
Then Vegas takes them, puts them on the same line with William Carlson,
and they light up the league.
Sure.
I think Ken Campbell wrote about it.
I want to say someone else.
Ken's not had a great spring.
Yeah, I want to say someone else.
Michael Trakos?
So essentially what people are arguing, and forgive me if I'm wrong here,
is that, and this has just become the topic du jour today
because Vegas is through, that for some reason now is the time to say,
Florida, you goofed.
Why?
No, see, no.
It was sparked by the salary cap or whatever it was screwed Florida
into having to trade Riley to Vegas.
Right, which it didn't.
The narrative today was the rules were unfair
to the 30 teams
who weren't Vegas.
So people are upset
about the expansion rules.
Yes.
And I was going to ask you guys
the question.
Now that Vegas is good.
Yes.
And about to win a Stanley Cup.
Potentially.
Oh, nobody could have seen this.
I was going to bring this up
at the end of the show,
but this is a good question
for right now.
Sorry.
So the question is...
All right, I think we're done.
No.
The press conference.
Seattle's coming in.
All right, so is a fish a sandwich?
Oh, it can be.
Go ahead.
why don't they have
the double down
but for fish
two pieces of cod
oh god
North Atlantic cod
fish is overrated
cod's plan
it is
down at Red Lobster
I love sushi but
cod's plan
this is wow
I swim sometimes
I don't
oh
that was very good
Jesse
that was
Jesse
that should be
the new song
instead of
hey
in between everything
it's just
oh
Jesse shaved off his beard
He's just out of control now
You're crazy
He's unhinged
My dad grew a goatee for a while
When I was a kid
And then he shaved it
And it was weird to look at him
And that's how I'm looking at you today
I'm like
You're not Ron
I'm not your dad
But aren't you?
A little bit
Where are we going?
Question is this
James Myrtle tweeted this last night
Several other people tweeted this last night
What does he want?
I like this segment.
They said there's no way that they can make the rules the same for Seattle as they have for Vegas.
Now, I have my opinions on this, but I'd like to hear yours first.
Well, my opinion is Greg Wyshynski's, which is Seattle's paying $150 million more than Vegas did.
They're going to get at least the same rules as Vegas did.
Dude, still, like, I would love to know how many people in the hockey world, how many of the 200 trusted hockey men still look at Vegas on paper with their eyes and think it's a good team?
They played Lucas Spiesa the other day.
They regularly play Derek Engeland.
Belmar is like a significant player on that team.
Dude, Cody Eakin looks like an all-star out there.
These are
William Carlson
Six goal William Carlson
I don't
Can we blame
Marc-Andre Fleury
A little bit for it?
I think we can
A little bit
A little bit
He's also
Okay so Florida
Is taking a lot of flack
Minnesota is a team
I can't remember
Exactly
What they gave
And what are your thoughts
On Minnesota?
Dumb
And by the way
We should get to that
But uh
No they gave
They gave up Tuck
I think it was
In order
For Vegas to also
take holla and vegas uses both of them uh so they were getting flack but pittsburgh might have given
up an additional second rounder for a player who might go on to win the consummate trophy this
summer what what i don't know why that was even a question that they wouldn't take him that was
what was hilarious is george mcphee played that beautifully no well and then there was talk about
like, well, he could have taken Murray
and he had to agree to it. And I'm like,
but wait, no, then there was also that
thing about he would only play in Vegas.
What are you talking about? Why is it?
I didn't understand that. What's Marc-Andre Fleury's current
save percentage?
He had a couple non-
godly games.
So I'm going to say it
plummeted.
And he's a 9
4
8. I was going to say a 9
19. He's a 9
51. Wow!
I just won't say his average is
1.53.
What a bummer. In his regular season,
if you guys forget, he was a 9.27.
Wow, that's incredible. Coming back
off injury.
On an expansion. That's
third in the league for goalies with 30 starts.
And his fourth
career playoff shutout in
potential series clinching
games brings him
one behind the all-time leader, Chris Osgood,
who had five. And it might be partially
the way Vegas is playing
because I wrote about
the Leafs goalie situation
for an article
on sportsnet.ca.
If you read it today,
thank you.
Traffic was good.
But I talked about
Casimir Kaskiswell
and he was loaned
to Vegas' AHL team,
the Chicago Wolves.
And I looked through
all the goalie stats
for the Chicago Wolves.
Oscar Dansk,
Maxime Lagasse,
guys who played amazing
in the NHL
when they were called
up to Vegas.
Ho-hum,
run-of-the-mill
AHL goalies
Just ho-hum
When are we going to find out
They were like
Recording practices
Or something
That Gerard Gallant
Is Bill Belichick
Yeah
Something like
Real sneaky
And then everybody
Gets up in arms
Yeah but if you gave
Like
If you gave the
Hershey Bears
If you gave the
Hershey Bears
Like a
I don't know
A playbook
Or like some sort of
Secret tablet
Of all the info
You need to know
About the San Jose Sharks
How many times
Would they need to play
A seven game series
Against them
for them to beat them.
Is George Gallant?
Is Gerard Gallant the goalie?
Is he coaching?
The goalie, the coach?
No.
Then they lose.
Yes.
But if Gallant was coaching.
The Hershey Bears win.
They win every time.
There you go.
I mean, Gerard Gallant's going to win the coach of the year.
There's no, there should be no question about that.
And if he doesn't, it's ridiculous and you're stupid.
The award exists for him to win it.
Yeah, that's how, I mean, what coach normally wins it, Steve?
It's the overachiever award.
The how are you this good?
You're supposed to be bad.
We can't figure it out, so it must be you.
The better than you are on paper award.
Adam, what side were you on your question?
Well, I have to ask you first.
Oh, I'm on the, yeah, of course.
We're sitting here talking about a middle America hockey team.
It's a good thing that they're this good.
So I think Gary Babin is very happy, and Seattle will get the exact same rules.
Middle America?
Vegas?
Western.
I mean, not a hockey market team is what I meant to say.
Oh, definitely not.
It's still bizarre to me.
Everything about it is bizarre to me.
I'm sorry, Middlemare.
Like, yeah.
The atmosphere seems amazing.
It's not really North Dakota, but yeah.
But yeah, I mean, I get what you're saying.
Corn down.
I'm saying non-traditional market in business terms.
Las Vegas, Idaho.
I really like those Iowa Golden Knights.
all the chips are made of potatoes
I blew it
you know it's funny
because all chips are made of potatoes
right? am I right?
is that just going to fly right over there?
are you changing a battery or
oh I thought you were laughing at me so bad
that you had to walk away
you had to just be like Steve
I'm done with you goodbye
if you think that
Vegas somehow
gamed the system
gamed the system or
got too much of an unfair advantage, as
was written about today,
then you are wrong.
Undoubtedly,
unquestionably wrong.
Going into this season, there wasn't one
person, advanced stat, old school
guy, trusted hockey man,
fan, anybody who thought this team
was going to be this good. Now, I feel
bad for Seattle management because no matter
what, they're not going to be like this. No.
And it's not fair to put them in that same category.
What we are seeing right now is called magic.
it's magic this is why we like sports so just shut up and enjoy it now as far as the actual rules
you're gary bettman your job oh your job is to make money for the owners and the league right
it's the health of the league you sold a 500 million dollar franchise tag to vegas who other
who also paid 500 million dollars for the arena too you're selling a 650 million dollar tag to
the Oakview group, let's
assume Seattle does well, marginally
well. And they'll do well in
ticket sales. I think we know that. Like 82
points.
What was Vegas projected to do on Dom LeCision's
thing? I think it was 82. 82, 84?
Which was the most generous prediction.
So, if Seattle
does that well, that's still
an improvement. The point of
being able
to grow this game,
especially in the United States,
is to be able to come in
under the radar and do a really
great job with your expansion franchise. The NHL
really learned, and I think they really learned
this with Atlanta and Arizona.
Arizona was not an expansion franchise,
but they needed two
things from those franchises. They need stable
ownership, which Arizona has never had,
and they needed
expansion franchises not to suck
for five years or ten years like the Thrashers
did. And so from those
two, you've got stable ownership in
Seattle, you've got stable ownership in Vegas,
and the teams will
not suck you play it you play this correctly you'll get some good players right away you make
it a marketable franchise we're guaranteeing you we can make money and here's the thing team comes
in say seattle comes in and they make the playoffs people are all pissed off about it well guess what
that's 650 million dollars goes to raise your team's salary cap you want you want seattle to
do well you want vegas to do well and you want other teams to come into this league and pay
astronomical amounts of money no the salary cap is screwing them even though it's raising it it's
screwing them who signed the contract no adam no who signed the contract not even who signed it
who offered it no who put it in writing and put their logo on it and offered it to a player
that's my point you guys you have to want this because the only reason we're going to get to
i think we're going to get to 90 million in the next couple years i'm i if we don't have a lockout
we get to 100 million in three years that's what i that's my prediction so if we do that it's
because of the expansion fees.
It's because these teams are able to come in
and be competitive right away,
which, by the way, is fair.
That's fair.
That's the way it should be.
They shouldn't have to struggle for 10 years
and almost leave like the Predators did
before they become good.
Or actually leave like the Thrashers did.
Yeah, it's unfair.
Anyway.
I was just looking at,
well, Down Goes Brown basically wrote the thing
I wanted to write,
but he beat me to it and did a really good job,
and there's no point of redoing it,
but he did the regret rankings.
For how teams dealt with Vegas. What a great idea. Oh, and he did like tier one. Oh like tier one
I don't want to read this. You actually came out better tier two is meh
Tier three is kind of breaking even and then so Leafs would have been just like breaking even right?
Yeah, they were cause we lost Leipzig. They were tier three whatever and it won
He fairly said it's too early to tell but like I'm looking at some of the players that were taken and I'm like
How was Vegas even close to good?
like okay
they traded a
fifth round pick
to Vegas
this is Carolina
they traded a
fifth round pick
to Vegas
to get them
to lay off
veterans like
Cam Ward
and Lee
Stempniak
why
George McPhee
is a freaking
shyster
how did he
get a pick
for that
I am
if I'm Tom
Dundon
that's the
reason
that's the
reason I
make the
moves that I
make
Ron Francis
come on
please take
veterans Lee
Stempniak
and Cam Ward
I'll give you
the fifth too
like I
Anyway, they traded a second rounder for Trevor Van Riems, like that's fine,
and later added Marcus Kruger for a fifth.
So Carolina gave them a few things, but they added to their team.
The player they lost to Vegas was Connor Brickley,
who just went to free agency and went to Florida.
Can you tell me what position Connor Brickley played?
I have never heard the name.
Are you sure?
100%.
Did you look it up?
No, I'm just guessing.
Oh, I have no idea, and I'm not going to look it up because I don't care.
Oh, I thought you knew.
No, I don't care.
Dude, I don't know.
Is he any good?
I hope he comes back and scores 42 goals and torches this next season.
I'll guarantee he scores 42 goals and torches this next season.
But he shoots left.
I'm kind of right.
So he can play left.
He's a center.
I hope the Leafs sign him.
Colorado lost Calvin Pickard, who they then turned into...
Tobias Lindbergh in the sixth.
Yeah.
But that was when they had too many goalies and they had Malcolm Subban.
No, but sorry.
Go through the bad ones.
Yeah, we're not going to go through the whole thing.
Oh, so you want the...
Yeah, why would...
Where are you going with the whole...
Let's go through the boring part, which is the teams that did well.
Well, no, even the teams that did well, though.
Oh, whatever.
Well, we can read the article.
We can't go through 30 teams.
I'm still looking at the names and just going, I don't understand how Vegas is good.
Thomas Nosek.
Griffin Reinhardt.
Get out of here.
Jason Garrison.
I don't get it!
Is there anything else you're going to do?
I was clearly wrapping up.
I put the phone down.
I put my Google Pixel 2 down.
You ever get the top of a roller coaster
and you go down that first jump
or that first kind of thing
and it's like,
oh, I'm not sure this was worth
the half an hour wait in line.
Oh, you ever think you have good friends
and then they turn out to be a bunch of dicks?
Steve is a disappointing roller coaster.
Thanks, Adam.
Come on out to Wonderland and try Dangle,
the new roller coaster.
The point is, listen,
Vegas being good
is the best thing
for the NHL
A because as fans
how awesome is this
B on the business side
it's amazing
the higher the salary cap goes
no
the less Nikita Zaitsev's
contract hurts
no
so you should love this
if you're a Leaf fan
but Adam
how does this affect
the
head of the
you can sit with us table
Dale Tallent
if it affects him negatively
I'm not for it
does Dale
does Dale Tallent
give good quotes
I think he
Tyler Dello was kind of alluding to
like
don't you think it's weird
that everyone's just randomly
talking about the Panthers today
like don't you find that weird
I think
you think there were some calls made
I think there were some calls made
maybe some angry calls made
protect me
I mean
I think questions need to be asked
but at the time
of all the moves that were made
at the expansion draft
Jonathan Marcheseau
was the one that I was like
slam dunk
everybody would take him all day
oh everyone was like
oh cool
they have two
top line players
James Neal
Jonathan Marcheseau
step three profit
can you guys
explain to me
how hockey twitter works
who started this
and who decided
why did everyone
decide to jump on
well vacation zero
is really hard
to find
it gets really meta
but yeah
I think it started with
there were several writers
that
you said Ken Campbell
was one of them
yeah
you sure
but like then
someone sub tweets
about it
and then someone who
knows what they're subtweeting about jumps in
and then Platinum Seat Ghost
usually retweets it, like quote tweets it
and then Steve Birch
has a 13
tweet thread about it
and then people subtweet him
talking about how he tweets
too much. Man, I don't
care. I read every one of his tweets.
And then Berkshire
says something, gets into
a fight with a couple people
and Brad Marchand tweets an emoji
And everyone's like
This is an article on the score
And then like
What?
This is an article
Holy shit he tweeted an emoji
We're gonna take this Instagram post
We're gonna embed it on our website
And that's the article
Which I've never done
Ever
A bunch of times
You've written stuff around it though
Haven't you?
I mean yeah
The score it's like
Hey check this out
Hey check this out
Yo this is cray
they have a bunch of
essentially quote tweets
no I don't want to
dump on the score
no they'll never
hire us now
did anybody joke
here anymore
we're joking
that was another thing
what do you mean
with Brad Marchand
and the Montreal
Canadiens
and the Innocent
Little Back and Forth
and of course
everyone took offense
well
Innocent Little
Back and Forth
I don't know
what it was
are we getting
into that now
yeah we are
He said some things where I was like, oh, so we're there now.
So here's what happened.
Originally, this is the best, Brad Marchand tweeted a kiss emoji.
This morning at what time?
A kiss wink.
This morning at 11 a.m. is when this all started.
11.12 to be exact.
Eastern time.
Hopefully with an Advil.
now just before that he responded to a four year four hour old tweet from the montreal canadians
which said in both french and english without naming names just a reminder that licking is
frowned upon on the golf course as well which is an article from the independent.co.uk
so this was about half an hour after the kiss the emotion oh was that okay and brad marchand tweets
funny throwing shade when you were out of the playoffs playoff race since october now joe
Hagerty, who is a
very Boston
writer, the most Boston,
just tweeted a nose
to Brad's
thing, and then Brad retweeted a pig.
Pig nose. Now, I
gotta think they have a relationship.
And they're just taking the piss.
That's a very Boston exchange.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, they're just giving each other
a hard time. Hey, big nose, eh, whatever,
piggy. But then Eric Angles tweets
in response to Brad
Marchand saying, funny, throwing shade when you
were out of the playoffs since october eric angles writes right on the nose which could
could mean to say you know guys he's right or it could be like that guy everyone says has a big nose
has a big nose brad marshand tweeted back if you ever get a flat tire you can just use the one
around your neck jesus and eric angles just says was saying your tweet was accurate was just saying
your tweet was accurate
happy
you were saying it in a way
also acknowledging his nose
that is
that is how
that is how Brad
chose to interpret it
I would love to have Eric
on the show to just
but they must know
each other as well
come on
I don't know
Eric's not in the ranks
as much
he is
yeah he's in
but with Montreal
oh and being
yeah but they play each other
five times a year
yeah but how often
is he talking to the
Boston locker room
you know
no yeah his job is to
cover the Montreal Canadiens
yeah you might be right
you might be right
that's
but that was
I was like
when I saw that tweet
I was like man
we were just
we were having fun
and then you took it there
well I wonder
I wondered if that
if that was just him
you know
because it can be
locker room banner
for sure
been in a few locker rooms
said worse things
way worse
you know what might be
the most ridiculous tweet
out of anything
mentioning Brad Marcia
in the last couple days
the one from NHLPR
are you sure
the one that
because there might be
another one
Have we even talked about the Ryan Callahan thing on the show?
I don't think so.
No, we haven't.
We'll get to it.
Let's get Jesse to it.
The one from PRNHL.
NHL's Colin Campbell spoke with Boston's Brad Marchand and Don Sweeney today.
The league put the player on notice that his actions last night are unacceptable
and similar behavior in the future will be dealt with by way of supplemental discipline.
The NHL had to tweet out that they had to talk to Brad Marchand about licking people.
Because he did it again.
Because the first time, apparently he couldn't just stop licking people.
Because they couldn't have just fined him for licking people.
When Elliot Friedman reported that they had talked to him about it, had called the Bruins about it,
and then he said, no they haven't, and the Bruins said, no they haven't,
and then a bunch of Bruins apologists said, see, no they haven't,
because the Bruins wouldn't have any reason to deny that, right?
I'm just going to blindly take Marshan's word for it.
And say, Elliot Friedman's lying.
Give your freaking head a shake.
and then they have to,
now the NHL's pissed
because they're like,
listen,
we let you get away
with murder every game
and you do this to us again.
Now we got to tweet about it,
you jerk.
Guaranteed,
they didn't even say
the first part.
Just, hey,
you already did this.
Yeah,
and we already talked to you
about it.
And we confirmed
Elliot's story
after it came out
and Brad Marchand tweeted
the Boston Globe
was like,
this is false.
They went back
and confirmed Elliot's story
and be like,
no.
Did they?
Yeah,
and then he had to call
them a thing.
He's like,
no,
an NHL spokesperson
and called me back
and they're like
yes we did
talk to him
and then he goes
and he licks again
and then they're still
doing this shit
and guess what
I'm gonna make it
about the Leafs
I was texting
with someone today
and I was like
does thing against
the Leafs
nothing happens
does something
against another team
we are literally
changing the rules
this can never
happen again
I mean
the trauma
you know what it was
though
I think with Leo
you couldn't really
see the lick
there was no angle
on the lick
except we
Yes, you can!
Did you see a lick?
I didn't really see the tongue, you did sort of see it.
It wasn't as, okay, it was on the cheek, which you go, ew, Brad, nasty.
With Ryan Callahan.
It was on his mouth.
Brad Marchand knows what Ryan Callahan's allergies taste like.
It's true.
He licked his upper lip.
He might have got some tooth.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That friggin' swamp creature.
That's the nastiest thing I've ever seen!
what are you doing
if this kid
is in
he's playing for
the London Knights
and he starts
licking people
one game
is he suspended
oh Dave Branch
who does stuff
about things
would suspend him
he takes action
a little bit
if this is a
peewee kid
and he goes
and he licks somebody
well you can't
because you got the cage on
but if you somehow
have a Gene Simmons
ass tongue
like giraffe
then yeah
I think
for sure
I can't tell him
not to lick people
why do we have to tell this grown ass man
to not lick people
and here's the thing
people were like oh that sexual
assault and like in any other workplace
I hate to say it like I don't want to
blow it to that proportion but that's what it is
it literally is
a lot of people did say that but like in
any other workplace you're not allowed to just go
smush someone's face
with a smelly glove
there's a lot of things
there's a lot of things you can't do in a regular
workplace you can do on the like yeah you slash someone right on the ankle and they're freaking
out for the rest of the day johnson two minutes in your cubicle like stop accounting for two
minutes you need to cool off go cool off for two minutes it's broke jody's ankle
we need them they're a valuable jody's 65 years old he's a couple days from retirement
Listen, we should take things from other sports
and put them into workplaces,
like beaming a guy in baseball.
Oh.
He's like, all right, walk the first.
Walk over to your desk.
He hit you with a ball.
Walk over to your desk.
Give you a free chocolate bar from the vending machine.
Just boo people at presentations.
Yeah.
Boo!
But if not people in your department,
they bring over people to watch you.
like the cleaning staff they get to come and boo you while you mark marketing gets to gets to
depict or take apart your presentation that's fun um anyway there's a panel imagine there was a skip
bayless for the place you work and like you you work from 9 to 12 and then your lunch hour you
just have to watch tv tv where skip bayless just talks shit about your first three hours at work
and talks about
how it was bad
and it happens
every single day
for an hour
and imagine being
the LeBron
of your workplace
and no matter
how good you do
he has something
bad to say about you
it'd be great
being a pro athlete
is not the same
as working in a workplace
it's not the same
it's definitely not
it's very different
not the same
there's even like
even in basketball
where
like when there's a fight
and I'm like
okay basketball fights
are ridiculous
it's just a couple
people shoving each other
you can't shove someone
no
You can't put your hands on a person.
That's not allowed.
You can't dunk on a person at your workplace.
No, but at least dunking on a person is involved in the job.
But a shoving match?
You can't have a shoving match.
Can't wear a tank top to work.
All right, so I think in conclusion, Brad Marchand should be allowed to lick people.
He should.
It's in the game log.
There you go.
I want straight up French kissing all over the ice next year.
I don't know if it was actually Dave McCarthy.
You wouldn't want French kissing you, Montreal.
That's right.
Oh, you see, because I don't know if it was actually Dave McCarthy who wrote the story,
but I saw him tweeting about it.
Someone spoke to Sean Avery, and they were like,
what do you think about the licking thing?
And the subtext there is, so you also made the NHL create a ridiculous rule.
What do you think?
And he's like, that's the dumbest thing I've ever seen.
He got indignant about it.
Oh, Sean.
Now, I have to tell you.
What, did you think he'd be chill?
I respect Sean Avery for that.
I you know he
said some really terrible things
and did some really terrible things
but on a pure hockey level what he did
to Martin Brodeur at the time I was like
yes somebody actually
got creative with the game so that's
really interesting because he didn't touch him he didn't
and that's the thing he's just waving his
stick so you're telling me you can't do that
like if we had a podcast at the time I
would have stuck up for Sean Avery
which is hard to do and the only other
the only player that rule was
called on
after it was enforced
was Chris Pronger.
The only player.
Another guy who
you'd have a hard time
defending in most situations.
Well, and I think
if I remember correctly,
I mean, it's so vague
and it's from so long ago,
but the rule was
you can't just face a goalie
and block his sight.
Why?
And Pronger was like,
okay, and faced the other way
and just put his hand up
and was blocking his sight.
And they called him for it
and he's like,
but the rule is
damn
why is that
I don't understand
you're allowed to stand in front
so why can't you block the goalie
I don't know
chances are you're gonna hit
with the puck anyway
well yeah
and like if you just
yeah if you're just
putting up your hand
you're not touching anyone
I just don't get that
it's not in the spirit of the game
it's such a childish thing though
it's brother sister
like friggin
I'm not touching you
I'm not even touching them
it's Bart
it's literally Bart and Lisa
alright
I'm gonna spin my arms like this
and if you get in the way
it's your own fault
that's my point though
why can't we do that
I don't know
you can put your hand
in someone's face
in basketball
you can block
their view
sure
no
well
unless it's LeBron
and it's
foul
oh sorry
I thought you were
talking about
Lance Stevenson
actually blowing
in his ear
oh that was fun
yeah
so that's going to
be the new thing
by the way
who's going to be
the first player
to do it
lick someone
no because
licking someone's
out now
do they now
go to blowing
in the ear
Well, I'm sure they do.
We would have footage of it, wouldn't we?
Not necessarily.
I don't think anybody's going to do that
because nobody was willing to be dumb enough
to lick someone until this moment.
Brad Marchand will find a way.
Jesse, I think the worst assumption you can make
is no one is dumb enough.
That's a sad thing to say, Steve.
Dude, it's a damn correct answer.
How many times have we thought no one's dumb enough
and it's happened?
Hi, I'm Johnny Doxville.
Welcome to...
Welcome to Jackass.
Welcome to the NHL.
I'm gonna blow air
into Dave Chara's face
and then a bull
randomly comes from
like between his legs
and just takes him out
all his teammates
are like
that's the best part
of Jackass
is everyone in the room
going oh
not to harp too much
on the Bruins here
but it was
sort of fun
for a minute
to see
all of the indignant
Bruins fans
after the series, especially
Stanley Cup of Chowda, which said
the better team did not win
the series. The ref blew it.
Now, the ref did blow some calls.
For sure.
And then they tweeted, we're not saying
that Tampa's not
the better team right afterwards.
I'm sorry, who are you playing?
Sorry, we were
referring to the 1979 Montreal
Canadiens. Who are you talking about?
It's just, it was very funny.
And I thought Down Goes Brown had a perfect tweet to explain he is on fire at these playoffs.
And he wrote this.
He's been on fire since birth.
Can't believe how obviously and transparently biased the NHL is against an original six team from a big TV market whose owner basically runs the league.
Like, so true.
Jeremy Jacobs is the NHL owners.
Yeah.
Why is that?
He's been around a long time.
He's been around a very long time.
Didn't he tell the Winnipeg Jets owners to sit down and shut the F up at the last lockout?
I think it was at the lockout table or something along those lines.
I haven't read the stuff about him in a long time, but he's not well-liked.
Oh.
He's not well-liked by people who enjoy watching hockey.
I don't even think he's well-liked by Bruins fans.
Really?
I don't know.
Oh, yeah.
Well, he's been very successful.
He's kind of like a Robert Kraft type?
Well, Robert Kraft has won many times, and Jeremy Jacobs has won once.
Well, he's still one.
He's still one.
Robert Kraft is, in certain instances, at least likable sometimes.
I like Kraft dinner.
Oh, no.
Stop.
Stop.
He invented it!
His last name is Kraft!
Did he actually invent it?
That's why he's a billionaire.
He owns Kraft.
His name is Robert Kraft.
Why do they make Kraft dinner like it's a Canadian thing, then?
It's not.
It's a Canadian stereotype.
No, it's not called Kraft Dinner in America.
It's called just mac and cheese box thing.
But the Kraft company is owned by the guy named Robert Kraft.
Well, yeah, no, that I know, but I just made the connection.
Wait a sec.
Kraft Dinner, he invented that for Canadians.
I like him.
He owns the best team in America ball.
Yeah, and the biggest sport in North America.
But he invented Kraft Dinner.
And he invented Kraft Dinner.
We should be thanking him.
I mean, it was a big part of my childhood.
because I'm not wrong
I am never wrong
and nor have I ever
been wrong
that's my favorite thing
I don't
I don't see anything
here about that
but
I hope it's wrong
he owns craft
right
he is an investor
in New England
Television Corps
I hope that's
Jesse's name
and you're an idiot
I think Jesse's
full of shit
I think Jesse's
completely full of shit
you guys
don't look it up
he
just assumed
that the guy
who's a billionaire
named craft
runs craft
in 1972
he founded
International Forest Products, a trader of
physical paper commodities.
Dude, just Google who owns Kraft Dinner.
Not to be confused with Kraft Foods.
If it's not Terrence and Philip,
I'm going to be so pissed.
Anyway, long story short,
Jeremy Jacobs, not necessarily well-liked.
I'm probably so wrong about Kraft Dinner.
I hope you are and aren't.
It's super good.
I hope you are and I'm interested to see how you get out of it.
I'm not going to address it.
Well, I'll address it.
I'll tell you how I'm right.
Exactly.
Yeah, okay.
My favorite segment is No with Jesse Blake.
I have one of those coming up.
Great.
Bonus coverage.
If both series wrap up tonight,
80% of the playoffs will basically be done.
Thank you to Andrew Berkshire for that.
That's crazy.
I know, it's early.
I wonder.
And yet, half done.
When was the last time the Cup was awarded in May?
Because it's possible it could be.
No.
No, they're not going to play two full rounds of hockey.
No, I don't think they can.
No.
No, the Stanley Cup final is actually already scheduled.
Oh.
It is?
Imagine there's two semifinals.
They have an early start date.
Like, it can only start this day and then a latest start date.
Do we know?
We got, like, the TV schedules.
Do we have that yet?
I don't know.
Are we allowed to talk about that?
But I don't have it here.
No.
I didn't say any dates or anything.
But it's in June.
You can tell us it's in the month of June.
I want to say the earliest in the last, like, 20 years or something like that
It's June 9th.
It's usually June double digits.
There have been a lot of five-game series this year.
A lot of 5-6.
And I think the Leafs and Bruins are the only seven.
They are.
So far.
And really, it's surprising that Boston went down in five.
I'm really surprised.
I thought, did I go in thinking Tampa was a better team?
For sure.
But I didn't know that.
I don't think Bruins fans even expected that.
They were on its hair.
And they lost four straight.
Yeah.
No, I think part of the reason the Leafs were able to crawl back in that series
is Boston was fizzling, and Tampa was well-rested,
and the Leafs just came at Boston with depth and depth and depth,
and Tampa is just a better version of that,
which is why it would have been cool to see a Leafs-Tampa series,
just depth for depth.
We may get our wish next year.
Yeah.
Yeah, maybe, and be careful what you wish for.
But, you know, Tampa is just too deep.
Too deep to contend with.
They were well-rested.
Boston was a little beat up.
They had that really difficult end of the season,
and they were the only team to have a seven-game series.
I'm not surprised.
And it's tough.
Like, you'll never ever actually get an idea of who the straight-up best hockey team is
one game only.
Because that's not how it works.
The schedule is weird, and the playoffs are a little bit weird.
They're an extra factor, and you'll never get the...
Wouldn't it be great if the Stanley Cup final, it's like the Super Bowl,
you get like two weeks off or something before the final starts?
Heal them up.
And then you'll know.
But that's never going to happen.
If you really wanted a champion, you would award the champion of the regular season the trophy.
They do.
The trophy, I said.
They don't give it the trophy.
They give it a trophy.
That is much less important.
And no one wants to touch.
Because we're all adults here.
Because that trophy, that's what will affect your play.
You're sitting in a room with Stephen Dangle.
I know.
So don't try.
It's the wrong audience, isn't it?
Of course it is.
Stephen A. Dangle.
Stephen A. Dangle.
Do we really believe Washington can do it?
They're playing tonight.
Do we believe?
What's the score?
1-1 in the third.
Wow.
So you can't have any hot takes on this one.
What do we believe?
Yeah, because didn't we call this like months ago?
That they would do it?
Yeah, the pressure's off.
Oh, oh, oh, uh-oh.
I might owe you 20 bucks.
Yeah, this is the thing you said, right?
So someone, I think, posted it on our Reddit.
Apparently, you and I made a handshake bet.
You sitting in this chair that I'm in now,
and I was sitting in Jesse's chair right there.
I bet you that if
Washington played Pittsburgh in the playoffs
I think I even said round two
that
Pittsburgh will win
and I'll bet you 20 bucks
and you literally shook him
because I believe that Washington
is capable of far more now that the pressure's off
and you've, that's what you said at the time
and you've said it for months and months
I think you might have even been saying it since like the summer
did they not win the division again?
I think they did
by, like, the hair on their chinny-chin-chin.
But they won.
But they did.
Who's the other team in that division?
Columbus.
Columbus, Pittsburgh.
So it was Washington, Pittsburgh, then Columbus.
And not an easy division because even the wildcard teams...
Wait, that doesn't make any sense.
Yeah, because then Washington played Columbus.
Oh, was Columbus number two?
Yeah.
No, no, no.
Pittsburgh was number two.
Because Washington, no.
Because Pittsburgh played Columbus.
No, that doesn't make sense.
No, maybe Washington didn't win.
You know what can solve this?
Us just taking eight seconds to look up the standings.
The Pittsburgh Penguins own Kraft Dinner.
No, it was definitely, then Pittsburgh must have won it
because it was Washington-Pittsburgh-Philadelphia.
I forgot Philadelphia was in the playoffs.
Man, that's what the playoffs do.
Wow.
I'd be hard-pressed to name every playoff team.
I might have missed Philadelphia.
Washington-Pittsburgh-Philadelphia is how the Metro finished up,
and then the Wild Cards were Columbus-New Jersey.
That's where Philadelphia, oh my God.
I can't believe I forgot.
You know what's amazing about Washington winning that division?
What?
No Shattenkirk.
What was the other move?
Didn't they lose someone in the expansion?
Justin Williams.
And they lost Nate Schmidt.
So they lose those three guys.
Their decor took a pretty decent hit.
Pretty decent hit.
Might take another hit this summer.
But they lose those three guys.
They lose the pressure.
And they win in the Metro, which is the best division in hockey right now.
I mean, that's, I'm impressed.
The Devils gave the Leafs all kinds of problems this year,
and the Devils play the Leafs game.
They just play it better.
And they lost Marcus Johansson?
Yeah.
Like, this is not—
Man, they lost a lot.
It's not a joke.
Like, this is a—I'm genuinely impressed.
Genuinely impressed.
Well, you know what never gets accounted for is when a team loses someone,
it's how prepared they are to lose that player.
Like, you don't know—like, how many of us actually know the AHL
or European depth of, like, I don't know, the St. Louis Blues.
If this were my full-time job, I might know it.
But this is not my full-time job, so I don't know it.
I know what I need to know when I need to know it.
Like, I know what the Leafs had for breakfast, but, like,
to do that for then every team.
For 31 teams, it's almost impossible.
You can know the hot, like, you know, the issues of the day,
but to know them back-to-front is pretty hard.
Knowing any team back-to-front, like, the Leafs have multiple reporters.
From every outlet.
That's how much there is to cover.
Now, Washington does have a chance here to close out Pittsburgh.
You can never bet against Pittsburgh because it's Pittsburgh.
They have a chance.
Even if they lose tonight, they still have a chance.
But even if Washington loses this series.
Which, again, Pittsburgh.
Just like Nashville.
There were people at the beginning of this season thinking,
nah, Washington's done.
They're not even going to make playoffs this year.
I think we even said in the summer,
even though they took a huge hit,
you don't just go from
President's Trophy
to bums
like I think
they still took
like a
15-20 point dive
in the standings
and you're still able
to win the division
win
cause they killed it
last year
they absolutely
killed it
and the Leafs put
the fear of God
in them
they really did
I think that series
messed with their heads
shouldn't have
shouldn't have
Martin Marincin
was our second pairing
guy
come on
no but that's what
I'm saying though
the Leafs scored
first
and then it goes
to overtime
won a couple games
in OT
yeah of course
but then
dude the Leafs
had a two win
series lead
they did
if it ends up
being a Jets
Knights
Western Conference
final
which is
unbelievable
who out
magics the other
who's got more
magic
who wins that
series
because the Jets
are a great team
they've got a great
strong top four
defense and
great scoring
and all that
But the Knights are so fast
The
The Knights have more magic
The Jets have more
Being an amazing hockey team
Yeah
The Jets
They're so good
They're so damn good
Their offense was really strong last year
But what they lacked a little bit
I think they lacked health
Also on the back end
But their defense got a little better
And their goaltending became
Vesna caliber
Instead of shite
And they didn't even call this
Remember that piece you did jointly with Andrew Berkshire
About Paul Maurice
Having never had a good goaltender
Connor Hellebuck is hands down the best goalie
Paul Maurice has ever had
In his NHL head coaching career
That began with the Hartford Whalers
Hartford Whalers
And Paul Maurice isn't even old
He's not
He's like Brendan Shanahan's age
He's barely a trusted hockey man
Which by the way
that's why the goalies
were so bad for him
early on
he wasn't a trusted
hockey man
for most of his career
now he's older
and more
trusted hockey man
who do you think
comes out of that series
Winnipeg
you think Winnipeg
Winnipeg
Winnipeg happens
now does that turn
do you know what's
going to happen tonight
what
Pecorine is going to have
the greatest game of his life
because according to
the patterns of how
the games have gone
he's at an
8-13
and then a 9-20
great
and then an 8.84
and then a 9.70
and last game
he was terrible
7.69
so he's super Pecorine
about the playoffs
so it's literally
that is the most Pecorine
game
so
first of all
what the hell is wrong
with Pecorine
and why can't he be
that is Pecorine
that is
that's just Pecorine
season to season
it's like
you know
what the hell is wrong
with this car
that I've had for 10 years
you know how the car runs
that's how Pecorine
runs man
he's
sometimes bad
sometimes good
and every time
he plays good
they win
and every time
he plays bad
they lose
so hopefully
Pecorino
or hopefully
or hopefully not
if you're a Jets fan
he shows up tonight
that's the tough thing
about the Preds
in the playoffs
you can get by
on that
in the regular season
but
in seven games
if Pecorino
can't pull it together
if you're consistent
then it's a problem
you need your goalie
to be otherworldly
against the Jets
the Jets are crazy
but the thing is
Pecorino has that ability
It's just that there are seasons where, a couple years ago,
he was voted into the All-Star game,
and we're like, he is the 40th best goalie in the league.
But then the next season, he was a Vesna caliber.
Like, last year, he was Vesna caliber.
Went to the Santa Cup final, yeah.
So, I mean, that's just Pecorino, man.
And there's a few people in Pittsburgh,
although he was loved there,
who felt the same about Marc-Andre Fleury.
Okay.
So this has been interesting to watch with Penguins fans,
and maybe I just
misread it
but it was
sound bothered
well it was the
weirdest cult
following like
oh god
we just missed
Flower
three times
Stanley Cup champion
who was the
starting goalie
for one of them
oh my god
but he got him
through the first
two rounds last year
fine
it was just
Flower
what we've done
yeah you're
absolutely right
we don't have
Sidney Crosby
and Kenny Malkin
but it was just
weeping
oh Flower
we love you
and now
There's just been this armada of people I've seen
That have been like
He cost Sidney Crosby five cuts
And I'm like
Pardon?
Where did this come from?
And it's absolutely fair to say
That he sucked in the playoffs for a number of years
He did
He did, he was bad
Objectively
Cost them a few series
Straight up
I'll still never forget that crazy
What was it?
8-4, 8-5 game
He played 15 games last year by the way
Wow
Okay, that's not nothing.
15 games?
That's where he played more than half!
Playoff games last year.
How many does it take to win?
I don't know how many he won.
It takes 16 games to win.
It got him through the first two rounds.
That's when Matt Murray came back in in the conference final.
I remember that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Anyways.
So, it's...
Okay, fine.
He was a starting goalie for one and a half of the three.
But then, which is...
I'm not trying to downplay it.
It's still crazy.
but now all of a sudden
he cost
he cost the Penguins cups.
What?
Where did this come from?
You know what's funny too?
The Penguins had to give up
a fifth pick
to get rid of him
from an asset management point
although they did make
the right choice in the end.
Oh flurry.
They gave up a fifth
to make sure.
Oh it was a second.
It was a second.
They could have traded him
for more than that
at the trade deadline.
He had a no trade though.
So he controlled
his own destiny.
He only wanted to go to Vegas
for some bizarre reason.
They also won the Stanley Cup
so I wouldn't take back
any decision they made ever.
No, that was the right move.
Yeah, the right move.
Like in franchise history.
Plus, they don't get through
those first two rounds
without him.
They just don't.
Last year, they don't
with the defense core
being what it was.
No Chris Letang.
Ron Hainsey's your number one guy.
I mean, look at how
that worked out for us.
But again,
when I say,
when I tell other fan bases
they don't understand
how spoiled they are sometimes.
Penguins.
They're able to,
they're back-to-back
Stanley Cup champions
and they're retroactively
going back
and saying that the goalie that helped win them a cup last year
cost them cups.
But if he had played like this, maybe they'd have four.
You're right.
Maybe if Cam Ward learned how to beat Cam Ward forever,
he'd beat Patrick Waugh and Martin Brodeur.
2006 Cam Ward should have figured that out
for the rest of the Cam Ward career.
By the way, why is he still in Carolina?
Why is Cam Ward...
Cam Ward, when I was beginning high school, was in Carolina.
Why is he still there?
He's been good about three seasons.
He forged his birth certificate and he's actually been 45 for a very long time
and he's a trusted hockey man and that's why he's still there.
Do you know how old he actually is?
Oh, he's like, I don't know.
He's got to be in his late 30s.
33?
No way.
He's 34.
He's that young.
Wow, he was brilliant.
He was lucky when they won the cup.
It was crazy and everyone's like, the next big thing!
I traded for him in my video games.
Tim and Dan Blackburn.
No one can score on my team.
Marek Zvatos
Patrick O'Sullivan
We were unbelievable
Alexander Salmon
We were great
We were stars
Oh man
Marek Zvatos
Was so much fun
To play with
Yeah
Just flying around
So much faster
Marek Zvatos
Next ship
Kyle Wellwood
Who got injured
To make him more
The starting goalie
In the playoffs
Martin Gerber
No and I don't think
He got injured
I remember this
In the first round
Carolina was playing
The Montreal Canadiens
Montreal won the first two games
Wow
Actually that's twice
It was twice in a five or six year span
Montreal won the first two games
Of the first round
Against the eventual
Stanley Cup champions
Because they were up two games on Carolina
Lose, Carolina wins the cup
And they were up 2-0 on Boston
Wow
And Boston went on to win the cup
Yep, yep
Why do I, I don't know
I don't know why you know that either.
How do you know that?
The Canadians own Kraft Dinner.
That sounds right.
So, I want to bring it back to the San Jose series for a second.
His Stanley Cup winning year, Cam Ward had an 8.82 average in the regular season.
Save percentage.
I don't know why I say average.
What was the base loss?
I don't have it in front of me.
Does it say?
I was on HockeyDB.
Because you were on HockeyDB?
Yeah.
I should always go to HockeyDB.
Yeah, for sure.
Now, San Jose is an interesting team.
Loads of cap space.
But there are some very angry Sharks fans who are like,
I hope you rip Doug Wilson and everybody else apart,
Peter DeBoer and blah, blah, blah, blah.
I'm like, first off, Peter DeBoer is a good coach.
Second of all, you have a good team.
Yeah, and this goes back to your argument about spoiled teams.
Because there are people that are, and I would call them spoiled.
They're a weird hybrid of tortured and spoiled.
They're the Toronto Raptors.
Do you know what would happen in this city if we ever made the second round?
It's true.
They are.
They're a really good team.
And if in any other era, maybe it's their time.
But they just keep running into better teams.
And they can't get over that elite hump.
You know, you guys made fun of me when I talked about my life as a Leafs fan
and compared it to my bootlegged VHS of Robin Hood.
Let me go over the story again.
When I was a kid, my parents bootlegged.
Wait. The cartoon Robin Hood
where Robin Hood was a fox
and all the characters were animals.
I remember that one.
And I would watch it. I would watch the whole thing.
With commercials? Yes.
On the magical night of Disney.
Getting in trouble?
It's fun getting into trouble.
Anyway, so
there's
there's this part, I don't know
the castle's on fire or something.
It's the climax of the movie
And Robin Hood needs to jump out
Of the flaming tower
And he jumps into a river
And the VHS cut out
Because my dad
Like recorded over it
He recorded
I think it was Buddy Rich
On the Muppets
That's so sad
Buddy Rich the old drummer
When I play the theater
I play the theater
And he's on
You know Animal the Muppet
He's trying to keep up
With Buddy Rich
And he can't do it
Because he's just playing
Amazing drums
So you never knew
How that movie ended
Never knew how that movie ended
That is the San Jose Sharks
entire existence every time they should blame buddy rich yeah and someone taped over the end
of their movie every time and i would i watched that video i watched that vhs that's so much more
depressing than the actual san jose sharks i watched that vhs all the time like almost every
day and every day it was weird like when you're a kid you're an idiot and and i would watch and
like believe i'd be like this is the day i get to watch the whole thing like i thought i could make
the rest of the movie appear with my mind i asked my parents i'm like can we rent the real version
of this from the video store like just up the street they're like no you have it here i'm like
i don't have the end of the movie i'm sitting here like i need to know if robin hood gets away
to this day have you seen it a long time ago i don't remember it okay i don't remember but you
You saw it eventually
I did see it
Alright so
San Jose Sharks fans
You're going to win
The Stanley Cup
You're going to see
Your movie
And the Washington Capitals
And the St. Louis Blues
I'm sorry
Same thing
They all win the cup
In the same year
Ah
Three cups
And the Leafs
Are just like
No
People are talking
About San Jose
And the amount
Of cap room
They have this year
Going into the summer
It's crazy
Is it though?
The projected cap
Hit right now
is $60 million.
But the estimated salary expenditure
is something like $63 million.
They're projecting, or at least CapFriendly is projecting,
that they'll have about $14 million.
Now that might be based on today's salary cap,
which is what, $75 million?
$5 million.
If it goes up to $80 million, then that becomes $20 million and it's a lot.
Who are they losing?
They're going to lose...
If Andrew Cain doesn't count.
Joe Thornton?
No, it does. That's $5 million off that number.
Yeah, it does count.
It's 5.2.
I was looking at next year though
I was talking about numbers for next year
that doesn't matter
Joe Thornton, Evander Kane, Joel Ward
Joel Ward's got an expensive deal
yeah but he's done now
he's 37, somebody will pick him up
he's done at 3.275
Thomas Hurdle
is going to be in our RFA
he makes 3 million already
you gotta think that doubles
maybe 5
Yannick Hansen
UFA and Eric Fair
2 million dollar Eric Fair
but here's the thing
Brent Burns, Paul Martin
and Paul Martin we have to remember wasn't playing
he still got another year
but is he terrible?
maybe, maybe not
but he is 37 making 4.85 million
and not playing
Mark Edward Vlasic is signed until the end of time
so is Brent Burns
and his deal doesn't kick in
until next year
until this coming season
Mark Edward Vlasic makes
4.25 this year
makes 7 next year
until 2023-2024
that is
it might even be longer
Justin Braun is still there for a few more
you've got Dylan DeMello
who's got to be re-signed but he's 25
it's probably an easy re-sign
you're probably looking at having
because if Thomas Hertel is going to make
5 million more
that's already accounted for
in that number correct?
Cap Friendly does that math.
Well, not in this particular case.
If Thomas Hurdle is going to go up $2 million.
Oh, you mean like what he's going to resign?
He probably gets $5 million.
I mean like all the extensions.
Maybe more.
I don't know how he does this season exactly.
But quite frankly, everybody's talking about Tavares to San Jose.
Oh, for Christ's sake.
I know.
Doug Wilson is a big game hunter.
Actual sentence I heard used.
The problem is I think they've only got,
they might only have $14 million.
But it's only like three roster positions
because your defense core is set there.
They need one guy there, and you fill them in with whatever.
Well, you're losing.
But then your forwards, you're losing Joe Thornton and Evander Kane,
but that's already a rental.
So then what main top six are you losing
that you can't fill in on the back end?
And then you throw in Tavares.
You got like $10 million for that.
Kane, Thornton.
Kane, Thornton.
You got about $10 million for that?
Yeah, you probably do.
Well, and what was Thornton's cap hit this year?
$8 million.
Dude, like, signing Tavares wouldn't even be that big of a hit.
No, that's true.
Now, the thing is, too, San Jose has no second round and no third round pick this year.
Oh, goodness.
Because the Leafs got their second, I think.
Yeah.
From two years ago, from the Polak trade.
I think you're right.
The Reimer trade.
No, the Reimer trade was the third.
Yeah.
We got the third.
It was Polak and Spalding that got us two seconds.
So, yeah, interesting.
Very interesting to see.
But I don't think they're as big of players
as everybody thinks they are.
Do you think they have a bit of an internal cap sort of thing?
No, I don't.
I think they could probably spend.
I just feel like if I'm San Jose
and I'm looking at what's available
and what I have as a team,
to me, it makes a lot more sense
to spread that money around.
I think you're going to go and spend that money on John Tavares
and you're going to get the same result.
You're going to get a first or second round.
really
say you take out
Joe Thornton
and you put
John Tavares
and Evander Kane
see I don't
that doesn't count
the Sharks were great
before they had Evander Kane
yeah but they were
greater after
yeah but it's like
and he played amazing
it's like all the
caps lost Shattenkirk
well
no
but Shattenkirk
didn't play well for them
they were president's
trophy level
without him
right
I know
I'm just saying
I might look different
I would look
at that differently
I think
I wonder
How old is John Tavares?
27?
I think 7.
Oh, wait.
Let's play our new favorite game.
Oh, great.
How old is Tavares?
How old is John Tavares?
Nope, that's not.
How old is John Tavares?
Okay, I found this on the web for how old is John Tavares.
Your Apple product sucks.
Two-verous is what she asked.
Two-verous.
Try Tavares.
How old is John Tavares?
According to my sources,
Johan Tavares is 23 years old.
Nope.
Johan Tavares?
He's 27.
Siri, you're an idiot.
He's a pitcher from the Hiroshima Carp.
I believe that was a Japanese league baseball team.
His number, his jersey number,
142.
Japan rules
That's awesome
Yeah, so John Tavares, 27 years old
You suck, Siri
Did you look that up, Adam?
Yeah
Oh, okay
Why not
Okay, so you know CJ's crazy idea
For the Leafs should sign him to 15 million for one year
Why
Okay, like it doesn't have to be the Leafs
Like apparently the Sharks could afford it
Why not
Why not do that if you're John Tavares
The Sharks' time to win is now
with guys like Burns and Couture and Vlasic and Jones
like vaguely in their prime.
And then you have a bad year
and your next contract is $8 million.
But you just made 15.
Or then you break your leg
and you can't play hockey anymore
and you don't have a contract.
Oh, and you're broke.
No, you take the term.
No, I know.
Yeah, but what are the odds of that happening?
But then again, I just argued against that
for controversy, right?
If somebody wants to give you $8 million right now
and pay you $10 million every year for the next eight years,
you'd probably take that over $15 million and risking that.
Yeah.
I don't know.
That's just me, though.
You might be right.
Adam, what are you siding on?
I think...
Expose Brick.
I think if the Sharks sign John Tavares,
they've got a lot of money wrapped up in a lot of players for a long time.
I just don't want the Habs to go.
Okay.
Fair, but I don't think they will.
We'll keep talking about that, and I'm like, no.
I just think they've got a lot of money wrapped up in a lot of players for a long time,
and they should be very careful.
And John, if he's looking at that,
should be very careful as well
because Brent Burns is 33 years old, guys.
And he signed for the next seven years.
No, but players in their 40s usually play really well.
It worked for Brent Seabrook.
Who got benched and then came back and scored a goal.
Brent Seabrook's 35, though, isn't he?
I don't know.
Yeah, he's older.
I'm pretty sure.
Mark Edward Vlasic, 31, signed until well past 23, 24.
Oh, that's so bad.
That's the thing.
Like, I don't, man, if I, I just wouldn't, if I were them,
you need a little bit of flexibility.
Among the teams expecting the cap to go up, the Sharks.
For sure.
They're betting big on that, I would think.
So, yeah, interesting.
Now, there are a couple Leafs things that we should talk about.
The first one is, and this was reported on by Elliot Friedman
and Nick Caprios in headlines on Saturday,
which is Mike Babcock and Austin Matthews will meet in Arizona.
Mike Babcock and his family are vacationing there.
Auston Matthews lives there in the offseason,
and it seems like they're going to meet and air their differences
if that hasn't happened already, which we will never hear about.
We'll never know what happened in that meeting.
This is a big deal because it's Toronto, right?
What is Mike Babcock's contract?
I think he's got five more years at $5 million each or something, or $6 million.
I think it's even more.
I think it's even more.
I think he makes six point something.
An eight-year contract for $15 million.
$50 million.
So he makes 50...
6.25.
50 divided by 8.
Okay.
With an annual average of 6.25.
$50 million.
What's...
If Matthews conservatively gets $10 million over the next eight years,
conservatively,
that's $80 million.
dollars there is a this this is a 130 million dollar relationship no shit they talk like no
kidding they meet in the offseason like mike babcock is known to be a bit of a nuisance like
in the summer he's texting his players all the time uh yeah he should visit austin matthews
i'd be mad if he wasn't now the airing of grievances thing whatever it's it's funny
Kiprios is still on the backpedal to her.
Like, wait, wait, wait.
Guys, calm down.
Because, yeah, star players fight with their coach sometimes.
I mean, there's been a history of players who have been unhappy with Babcock,
but for the most part.
Nick Lindstrom would have played two more years if it wasn't for Mike Babcock.
For the most part.
So said somebody randomly.
For the most part, it seemed like.
Which is the dumbest take I've ever heard.
For the most part, it seems like it was guys kind of with the sun setting on their career.
It wasn't a guy like Austin Matthews.
No, it's fucking Mike Commodore.
Well, among other guys.
Like, Mike Medano didn't like it.
Man, Babcock did Mike Medano dirty a little bit.
Was Mike Medano good?
Well, and that's the cold way that Babcock looked at it at the end of his career.
But Matthews, sticking to the point, is 20.
Babcock makes
50 million dollars
to be their coach
for
8 years
Matthews
is gonna be
with the Leafs
hopefully for life
and
they're gonna give him
over 100 million dollars
over that span
yeah
it makes sense
that they
meet up
and talk shop
a little bit
it's not weird
it's not weird
he's also going to Denmark
to talk to Freddie Anderson
he's making the rounds
it's what he does
it's what he's paid to do
it's what he's paid
amazingly to do.
My question is, have you ever had a disagreement with your boss?
I've had my favorite bosses.
I have disagreements with them all the time.
Yep.
All the time.
It's not, it's like, I remember I used to walk
into my buddy, my now friend
Rob, who is, you know, was at my wedding
who was my boss in Halifax
and I used to go into his office and say, this song is shit
you need to drop it.
And that was his thing, was music. He was really good at music.
And this song sucks, you really need to
drop it. And in turn,
in turn he would tell me
like I would do breaks
and it was the beginning
of my career
and he'd look at me
sometimes and go
so what the fuck was that
that was terrible
like you know
and I was 20
but that's
that's sort of what happens
you
that's how you get the best
out of each other
so I don't think
it's a big deal
and another manufactured
thing
to me
and
this is
something that
Nick Kiprios
has talked about
please be going there
that Glenn Healy
has talked about now
Oh, please be going there.
Now, Nick Kuprio said this, and I want to be specific when I say this
because it's only fair to him.
What he said was the feeling around the NHL is Mark Hunter has a better resume
for general manager.
I transcribed it today, Adam.
Than Kyle Dubas.
Please go ahead, Steve.
Well, okay, sorry.
And just to get this out there, here's what he said about the Matthews thing.
It's common for star players sometimes to battle with their coaches
over things like ice time, which I think is fair.
but uh what isn't common is a week is that happening a week after exit meetings so it's
clear that this is a priority for babcock and hoping to smooth things out so come training
camp i think everyone's on the same page now the transcription of what you're talking about
well a lot of executives that i've spoken to really believe that when it comes to the next
general manager of the Toronto Maple Leafs it certainly goes in the favor of Mark Hunter
for no other reason than his resume and a lot of executives still believe that Kyle Dubas's
pales in comparison to the years of experience and multiple memorial cups the issue for Brendan
Shanahan moving forward is if he does decide to go with Kyle Dubas many believe he runs the risk
of losing Mark Hunter
who would have
a tough time
answering to Kyle Dubas
and Friedman says
by the way
it's believed
Hunter and Shanahan
met yesterday
to discuss the situation
and see
where it was going to go
and we'll see
what the announcement
eventually is
whether it is Hunter
or Dubas
or someone else
yes Adam
I would like to read a tweet
I want to read it
I want you to read it
I want to read it
it's from a guy
who tweets a lot
who we give a hard time
tweeting a lot
it is Stephen Birch
but this is
this is a great tweet
said just a little
perspective on the
Dubas versus Hunter
debate and earning
things
Dubas began as a
stick boy for an
OHL club 21 years
ago
he worked his way
up through hockey
ops scouting
while earning a
university degree
by the way
working as an
NHL player agent
then as an
OHL GM
and AHL GM
and an NHL AGM
Mark Hunter
played 12 years
in the NHL
then he became
the coach of the
Sarnia Sting
for 5 years
with a 1 year
stop in St. John's
with the Baby Leafs
to varying degrees
of success
then he bought
an OHL team
in London
head coached them
for one year
and has won
with huge resources
wait
he bought them
he owns the
London Knights
I didn't know that
yeah
oh yeah
Mark
Mark Hunter
that's why
it's our OHL team
oh me
without a T
go ahead
Mark Hunter
the guy
who is the
assistant general manager
of the Toronto Maple Leafs
go ahead
is the
owner
of the
Knights
that play in
London, Ontario,
Canada.
Not the...
The very same.
Yeah.
The, like,
he owns 100%.
I believe it's the
Hunt's family.
I don't know the specifics,
Jesse.
The Ontario Hockey League
team, London Knights.
Yeah.
Dominant Mitch Marner team.
Interesting.
Now,
they are our
OHL Farm Club.
I had no idea.
There's no question.
It's the Leafs OHL Farm Club.
Well, and anyone who's a big...
Wow!
Let's hit it.
Anyone who's a big
OHL fan also knows
Knights
history of suspicion
shenanigans
if we're going to talk about their resume but look
while that is a good point
and well yeah that is fishy Jesse and while
I just said the thing that I said
okay sorry more like cod
let me take those words back I'm sorry
uh oh Jesse
how dare you that didn't make sense cod is a fish
it was more like beef
no beef is already a term it doesn't make sense either
how about we just keep going with whatever Steve's going with
are like chicken i think that one works you're gonna have to rent a backhoe if you dig any deeper
i think i did a great job you know anyway so while all those things are duly noted about
mark hunter i think too many people are making this a versus thing like leaf fans
you know anyone who's talking bad about dubis or talking bad about hunter remember same team
well and ideally the Leafs keep both well and they get along splendidly that's where I feel
like this is a manufactured narrative on that point I don't I don't believe it I don't believe
any of this no I believe it I absolutely believe you believe that if the Leafs hire Kyle Dubas
they're going to lose Mark Hunter I don't believe that that's what I'm saying everything Nick
Kiprio said was true yeah executives think that's all he said executives think now it doesn't mean
they're going to do that.
Kiprios' job is to talk to people
and go around the league
and say what they said to him,
take the temperature of the room,
and it's so difficult
to get Leafs news internally,
that's how you get it.
What Nick Kiprios can't do
that I'm about to do
is go,
yeah, well, my source
is full of shit.
Dude, it's literally just
whoever he's talking to
going, well,
here's what I think
here's what i would do and are you telling me folks around the nhl would default to the old guy
you don't say no way no way are nhl people who allowed an expansion franchise to make it a final
four defaulting to the old guy just because no way are the folks of this forward thinking
not Mickey Mouse
and backward at all league
going with the old guy
just for fun.
No way.
They think
Dubas' resume
pales in comparison.
Ah, yes.
He's 20 years younger.
Maybe more?
How old is Mark Hunter?
How about you line up
Mark Hunter
and Kyle Dubas' resume
at the same age?
Kyle Dubas
owns Kraft Dinner.
Dubas Dinner.
Got a show title.
Well done.
There it is.
Dubas dinner.
Alliteration.
Yes, Adam?
Question from the audience.
Yes.
First time, long time.
You there, Adam.
Adam from Burlington.
If Mark Hunter was such a slam dunk candidate,
as some people would have you say,
because Glenn Healy said it's the poison pill.
What?
The poison pill that Brendan Shanahan has to take.
No matter what, he loses one of them.
This is what he said on Sportsnet 590.
And I disagree, and I don't think that's the case.
What he was suggesting was,
There's no way Mark Hunter is going to take orders from a younger man, which is bananas.
He just currently does, by the way.
Brendan Shanahan is younger than him.
Literally does.
Continue.
Beyond that, if Mark Hunter was so in demand as a general manager, why wasn't Colorado knocking down the door to hire him last summer?
Why didn't we ever hear about that?
Why have we not heard one rumor about any team coming to get Mark Hunter as a general manager?
You know why?
Because Mark Hunter doesn't want to leave.
Because Mark Hunter's got a pretty sweet job.
He makes as much money as he could ever want.
And he owns a team where he makes more money.
And he's insane success.
And he gets to scout, which is what he loves to do.
Also, I'll give, I'm purely assuming that Mark Hunter actually wants to stay and would stay as a general manager.
Because it's not like I know.
It's not like I have sources.
But I'm giving him the credit of believing that he's willing to do all those things.
if he is not and this is hypothetical because i don't know i'm talking about a hypothetical person
right now i'm talking about a mark hunter that thinks i will not take orders from this younger
person i will as some people said just go back to my junior team you're the toronto maple leaf
you are an over a billion dollar club if someone if someone's plan b is i'm just going to go to
my junior team you spit in their face and pack their bags for them how dare you we brought you
in in 2014 you wasted our time your backup plan was the london night get out of here you bum
if that is what he said i don't think which is i don't think is what he said at all no
your other aspiration is well i'll just go play with my hockey team that i bought
what
what
sorry
I'm getting angry
at a hypothetical human being
I don't think that's
Mark Hunter's attitude
I don't think the Leafs
would bring those
that person like that on
if you're the Toronto Maple Leafs
and someone's backup plan
is I'll just go work
for a junior team
you pack their shit for them
what happened to
it's Dubas' job
and it's the plan
and why is everybody
trying to waver from that
because they're manufacturing
a storyline here
this is
this is a bunch of guys
they said
they said the same shit
four years ago
this is a bunch of guys
who
you have to remember, are a part
of that club.
And I'm not
talking about Kipper or Glenn Healy. They may
have talked to guys who are a part of that club.
You're talking about the Trusted Hockeyman.
I'm talking about the Trusted Hockeyman thing.
And isn't it interesting that as soon as Kyle Dubas'
name's brought up, so is John Chakas.
And it's like,
well, that experiment
clearly failed in Arizona, so
the Leafs had better go the safe route.
The problem here is that there is
nothing. There's nothing to see
here. And that's what's
frustrating. There is literally nothing.
So, there was the
widely
reported rumor that
at the 2015 draft,
who got into an argument?
It was Mark Hunter and Mike Babcock. It was Dubas and Hunter, right?
No. Oh, it wasn't?
Oh shit, who was it? It was Babcock and Hunter.
Oh, weird. Why haven't we heard
a single freaking thing
about that rocky relationship?
Why is
Babcock needs to fly to London
before he goes to Denmark
he needs a family vacation to London, Ontario
go to the Sleeman Brewery
how will Mike Babcock
take orders from a younger man
I don't know
I hate to bring up this man
I'm going to bring up Steve Simmons
did you see his report
on Sunday
I already hate it
that Babcock is upset that Lou
is leaving
I mean
What?
Yeah.
What did he say?
He wrote
I can bring it up.
Disappointed.
He wrote in a Sunday column that
You can be disappointed
that one of the best
general managers ever
is leaving, yeah.
But he's not leaving!
That's another one.
That's another one.
I can't stand
what
there's this whole thing
about him going to the Islanders
just because his kid's there.
Again, I ask
in what capacity
and why?
See, the interesting thing
about that though, Adam
is I want to go hard
at Lou isn't going to leave
but if he does leave
it'll be overnight
like it'll be
one of those things
where we do a podcast
about how ridiculous
it is that he's leaving
and then we'll find out
he's left the Leafs
and joined the Islanders
like within an hour
of the podcast
that's how it was
when he got to the Leafs
you're right
I was like wait
I thought he was still
with the Devils
what the hell happened
do you want me to read
this to you guys
yes
the line about Babcock
word around
is that Mike Babcock
wasn't happy
with the kicking up
stares of Lou Lamorello
as Leafs general manager
not what happened
As singular as Babcock and Lamorello may be,
the two had an excellent relationship in their three years working together.
And then he goes into a thing about the Leafs having a 100-point season
and a bevy of exciting young players.
How quickly would you have signed up on that?
And for that, you might have built a statue for Lamorello,
not show him the door.
They haven't shown him.
This was the plan!
So he says, ask yourself this.
This was the plan!
He said it was the plan
Lou Lamorello said this was the plan
How many times do we have to bring that
Fucking quote up
Come on guys
Are we serious with this crap
This is so lazy
We're better than this
Can I read it for you one more time
The full quote
Ron Francis got kicked upstairs
Word around is that
Mike Babcock wasn't happy
With the kicking upstairs
You can debate that phrase however you want
of Lou Lamorello
as Leafs general manager.
As singular as Babcock and Lamorello may be,
the two had an excellent relationship
in their three years working together.
We're both Phil Kessler.
They ate a lot of hot dogs in Toronto too.
The two of you.
Leafs, ask yourself this, Leafs fans.
Leafs fans.
If someone had told you three years ago
that the Leafs would be in the playoffs twice,
had a record 100 plus point season,
had a bevy of young, exciting players,
and were on their way,
How quickly would you have signed up on that?
And for that, you might have built a statue for Lamorello,
not shown him the door.
Well, first off, no, with the statue.
He's right in the sense that, man,
when Mike Babcock came in here and said there will be pain,
if you had told me that two out of the next three seasons,
yeah, two out of the next three seasons they were going to make the playoffs,
I'd have been over the moon.
Yes.
This is great.
but again I go back to
Brandon Shanahan brought
Lou Lamorello in
with this in mind
this is how this was supposed to go
this is how they said
it would go this is the one thing
the one thing they've told us
this is the one piece of information
this is what's so great about the Leafs
they tell you nothing and the one thing they do
tell you nobody believes because it's the Leafs
it's such a power move it's unbelievable
they must have read the book
the 48 Laws of Power
because they were playing us
like a freaking fiddle.
It's unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
And I just don't understand.
Whether Lou leaves or not
is immaterial.
This was the plan.
This was always the plan.
And by the way,
the plan is for sure
for Lou to still be there
as a resource.
Why would Lou leave?
He's 75 years old.
Why wouldn't he just enjoy
his life in Toronto,
make the same amount of money,
do less,
and still be involved
in a very exciting franchise?
I don't understand.
I don't understand
why that's an insult
why him
Lou Lamorello's legacy
believe it or not
when Kyle Dubas
comes in
and is a success
will be even
more
glamorous
Lou Lamorello's legacy
isn't even in Toronto
no it's not
it's in New Jersey
you don't even think of him
as Toronto's GM
this is like
it's still weird
he got hired
and is leaving
the position
and it's still weird
oh he's in New Jersey
right?
yeah it was the beginning
yeah
his time with the Leafs
as GM
has begun and ends
and it's still weird
this is the exclamation point
it's still weird
that Babcock's coach
if Kyle Dubas
isn't hired
who does that reflect
poorly on
Brandon Shanahan
and
Lou Lamorello
so about
sorry
because those two guys
are the guys
that were supposed
to mentor him
yeah
no it's the plan
and I don't
don't know
this is Lou's legacy guys
so Lou did a lot
of great things
as general manager
of this team
and I think
more than just
the moves
the culture
well the culture
absolutely
but the bevy of young players
yeah
like William Nealon
nope
that was 2014
okay
like Mitch Marner
nope
that was 2015
okay
like Travis Dermott
nope
sorry
that was 2015
also
okay
like
Andreas Janssen
nope
no that was a hard pick
that was before
oh well
he did the Phil Kessel trade
and that brought in
Kasperi Kapanen
oh
no that trade was made
before Lou Lamorello
who
oh shit
I think that was
Dubas and Hunter
It wasn't Lou
It was before he got there
I think they work well together
Austin Matthews
Lottery pick
But sure
We'll bend the goalpost for you there
Like
The bevy of young players
A lot of that was done by
Tweedledee and Tweedledum
Who you don't think can do the job
And don't think that
They can't work together
Which is also
It's insane
That they can't work together
Oh there's an OHL rivalry
Because Dubas used to be
The GM of another team
Can I definitively
Say something
whether the job
goes to Hunter
or Dubas
it's gonna be awful
not for the team
for Twitter
oh Twitter's gonna suck
the team will be fine
yep
Twitter is going to
stink
no matter who is hired
if it's someone external
I think maybe
everyone gets mad
depending on who that person
if it's Dubas
we know who gets mad
and if it's Hunter
we know who gets mad
by the way Caps
and Penguins
just went into overtime
can we end the show?
no
before that happens
no we have to keep going
oh shit
we have to give
look over a TV
and there's none
like has overtime
began
it's coming
oh boy
so
alright we got
five minutes
so here's the thing
turn the TV on
switch that
I can't turn the TV
just throw it on
switch that now
dude
or don't do that
dude
no I'm gonna do it
Steve
Adam what's next
too bad
what's next
press conference
where's the box
let's do the press conference
it's a lot
where's the box
it doesn't even matter
that I have anything to say
no Adam what's next
no forget it
go
how deep were we into the podcast
is it around the time we should be ending
hmm
is it that deep
probably yeah
ish
do you guys have a name
for the Seattle franchise
this is from
Bungent
Under
Gungent
What?
You have an awesome name
Bungent Under Gungent
I'm gonna go with the Supersonics
Nope
The Mariners
Adam do you have a name for Seattle?
The Thunderbirds
The Seattle
Brain
I don't know
No I got nothing
Seattle Brain?
Brain
Oh
Seattle Galaxy Brain
I thought you said brain.
So the Seattle Galaxy brain.
Now, let's wait until they pay their expansion fee
before we get into this.
Wow.
I mean, really.
Do you have an early pick for Conn Smythe?
Wait, is Seattle probably going to wear greens?
Yeah, for sure.
Early pick for Conn Smythe.
Second most uploaded question.
Well, okay, we've got to go each team that's remaining.
So let's do Pittsburgh first.
Oh, no.
Sportsnet now won't even stream
because the game's supposed to be over by now.
What?
You want to pull up the game?
I'm trying to pull up the game.
Anyway, sorry.
sorry say that again
it'd be so funny
if you just
pull it up
well okay
Flurry for Vegas
for sure
oh Jesse got it
yeah overtime
hasn't started yet
okay good
but who's your
early conspire pick
Flurry for Vegas
cool
who else is left
Winnipeg
Bofflin
Shifley's been very good
Bofflin's been very good
I'll pick Shifley
okay
just because
Crosby for Pittsburgh
because he can't be
anybody else
Crosby for Pittsburgh
yeah as you pick
against Crosby
you're a blasphemer
come on
OV for Washington
yeah
kind of have to
oh man
wouldn't that be great
backstrom's broken hand
backstrom
oh
his hand
in the bandage
can win
that's not good
for Tampa
Victor Hedman
the whole team
oh Vasilevsky
you think so
he's been unbelievable
I was watching the highlights
on
Sportsnet Connected
And the entire highlight package was the four goals, so it was 3-1.
And then it was just saves by Vasilevsky.
It was incredible.
He put on a great performance.
That, to me, is why Tampa is,
they're not getting nearly the cup consideration that they should be,
is, I can't remember who I saw it from today.
I want to say moneypuck.com.
Vasilevsky's stopping everything, and Tampa is allowing nothing.
So they're really stingy, really stingy.
They're exactly the type of team that you need to beat the Jets.
Defensively sound, deep offensively, goalie playing out of his mind.
Which is surprising that they're defensively sound
because they played the crazy run-and-gun Toronto Maple Leafs type of hockey.
Maybe they just learned to shut it down a little bit.
They got a crazy amount of playoff experience that we kind of forget
because they haven't won.
This is the third time in four years that they'll be in the Eastern Conference Finals.
Wow.
Three out of the four last year.
It's amazing.
And they made it in 2011, too.
They took a little dip after that,
but that's four conference final appearances.
That's four conference final appearances
in a very short amount of time.
Listen, we're grading on a leaf scale here.
I'm like, wow.
Are your picks alive still in the bracket challenge?
Pretty much.
Who's your conference final four?
I think I had.
Let me have a look at who made it through here.
I didn't have Vegas, so I'm already out.
And I think I had Nashville.
I think I did have Vegas
I did really bad
you did poorly
yeah
I definitely had
did I have Winnipeg
go through
did I have Nashville
I might have had Nashville
but
Tampa winning
the Leafs not winning
screwed me in the East
oh you picked the Leafs
yeah
but I might have picked
the Capitals to win
no
didn't you have them
making it all the way
to the final
and losing
you had
Nashville Leafs
didn't you
I had Nashville Leafs
but I had Leafs winning
I will never bet
against the Leafs
in the bracket challenge
that's my one rule
as I can never bet against the Leafs.
Then I think your final was Leafs over Nashville.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So anyway, one thing I wanted to say about the Toronto thing,
and I want to bring it back to this,
it's very important.
The most important thing for the Toronto Maple Leafs right now
and going into this summer is not free agency,
it's not right-handed D,
it is their draft.
They have graduated so many players over the last two years
that that cupboard is looking a little empty.
And they better hit,
they better hit,
I mean, they've got some depth there.
The Marlies just won 7-1 in Game 3.
Dude, we're not talking William Nylander talent coming out of there right now.
Right, right.
We're talking, and nothing against Andreas Janssen.
He could do, maybe he becomes a Victor Arvidsson.
Seven points in three or four games?
And that's great.
But the point is, they need to stock up with elite talent other than Timothy Lilligren.
Yeah, I think this happens to, like, every team.
Sure, if you graduate enough good players.
And you go, uh-oh.
Oh, yeah, sorry.
I guess I'm agreeing
with your point
I sound like I disagree
my point is
this draft is a big one
and so is next year
these are big drafts
for them
because
if you're smart
every draft is a big one
sure but you look at
Tampa right
how many drafts
have they gone through
since Stephen Stamkos
jeez that was 2008
right
and that's the thing
look at the guys
they've picked up
since then
through the draft
and then through trade
because of a great draft
you know
Sergeyev
Hedman
unsigned free agents
as well
Vassilis
yeah Yanni Gord
who I get apparently
Kyle Dubas was a huge fan of.
That's what I want to hear about. I want to hear about the draft.
Let's talk about what they need to do with the draft.
Well, and I believe...
I think they're picking 25th now or something like this.
If Pittsburgh loses tonight, it's 25th.
Yeah, because the Sharks
could have leapfrogged them, but they lost.
And then, yeah, Pittsburgh would be bad news
if they lost too. But
Kyle Dubas fined, I believe,
because he was originally signed to an AHL deal.
I think he's on an NHL deal now.
And you got a few blogs who seem to be
jumping on the train of this guy making the Leafs next
year. I
find it very hard to believe, but Trevor Moore
has been playing very good for the
Marlies. Everyone's got their
Their... Yours is Pierre Engvall
for some reason. Yeah, their pick they won't let go of
and mine's Pierre Engvall. I just, I want
him. I want him to make the team.
Janssen's gonna make
it. Grundstrom's gonna have a pretty good shot
at making it. Grundstrom's my guy. He makes it.
Dermott is gonna make it.
Cabin.
likelihood. And then there's
the possibility of guys like Alton in, blah, blah, blah.
So it doesn't, it
starts with the draft, but it doesn't end
there, right? You gotta sign
potentially guys from college. You gotta
sign potentially guys from junior. You gotta
do some digging.
The Marlies have done a good job,
the Leafs have done a good job of finding
ECHL
guys and graduating them
to the NHL. Like skaters,
not just goalies. Goalies, it's a little easier because
there's so few jobs and they don't always have to be all-stars but like for example justin hall
played games for the leafs only two but he did fire and phrase played games for the leafs granted
they sucked but you know it's tough it's tough finding echl forwards and i'm just i'm giving you
an example of little things that give you depth and make you a little better if it makes you 0.2
points in the standings better.
It's worth doing.
I'm concerned genuinely
about this draft.
People are talking, a lot of people are talking about what if you trade
that and a defenseman for another
defenseman or whatever it is they're talking about.
I don't think this is the draft.
I don't think so.
Well, I mean...
Yes, you're drafting in 20-something,
but remember PK and
Duncan Keith and all those guys were 30, 40,
50th overall.
Come on, guys.
They've got to hit on these picks.
They've got to hit like they hit on Dermott and Bracco and guys like that.
They need a Dermott to graduate in the next two years.
But a pick at 25 is probably not going to play in the NHL for two or three years.
Especially a team like this.
It's tough.
They've got some hard decisions to make.
They could draft a really good player.
They could trade the pick, and it's a great trade.
I'm interested to see what they do.
I wouldn't even be against them trading down and getting multiple seconds.
There is so, so much on the go.
Well, they don't even have a GM, for starters.
I wonder what the hell they're doing with Conor Carrick.
I wonder what the hell they're doing with Josh Levo.
I wonder what the heck they're doing with Matt Martin.
They have three significant free agents.
Their goaltending situation is actually a lot weirder than I thought
because they got, okay, do you sell high on Curtis McElhinney
or sell high on Garrett Sparks?
I think you'd both be selling high.
they're both signed
through next year
Sparks requires
waivers to get sent down
Pickard is an RFA
and Kaskiswo is an RFA
so you got decisions
to make on your
entire goaltending depth
except
for Freddie Anderson
who has played
66 games
in both of the last
two seasons
I would sell
I would sell high
on both of those guys
sell high
on both?
but then who's your backup?
Pickard
a free agent?
oh Pickard?
gee
that's an interesting
thought Adam
is Calvin Pickard
a bad backup?
but then who do you
have behind him?
Kaskiswo?
if you can get
You need to get him on an AHL deal, don't you?
Well, no, it'd have to be two-way.
Okay, you get him on a two-way deal.
Would he have to clear waivers on that two-way deal?
I don't think so. I think he's young enough.
I might be wrong.
Then you just start up with the Marlies next year.
Also, I don't think he'd get claimed.
And also, we don't know what goalies look like, really,
until they're 20, 21?
Oh, and also in the NHL.
You know, like, yeah, the point has been made.
Like, there are the goalie equivalent of, like, TJ Brennan.
You know?
That are AHL All-Stars.
All-star and then they get up to the NHL
Like, Sparks has been stopping
Everything down there, but
Jesse and I were at a game where he stopped
A puck without a glove
He's chaotic, a lot of his saves are super
Fun to watch, cause he's
Really athletic, but
I just, I wonder
I wonder what, like
Goalie coaches would say about him
I'm curious to know, because
He's not the cookie cutter
Carey Price, very stoic
Doesn't have to move a whole lot style
he's all over the
freaking place
a guy
the sort of guy
who would have
cleaned up 15 years ago
in the NHL
what matters
in goaltending most
right now
stopping pucks
no
what matters
for goaltending most
form
body position
body position
yeah
and if Garrett Sparks
isn't good at that
the Leafs are not
going to be interested
also how big is he
compared to Pickard
because that's usually
what they go with
they're all big
every one of those
every one of the
five goalies
in the Leafs
professional system
is 6'1 or taller
good
yeah
did you guys
read the comment
on our Dave Notis
was interviewed
by the Minnesota Wild
oh yeah
we had to bring that up
that's amazing
I'm so happy
so report is
Minnesota Wild
interviewed Dave Notis
for their
along with a bunch
of other people right
like John Ferguson Jr.
and
I assume
I hope they bring in
Notis and Ferguson Jr.
well
tyguy105
wrote on our
reddit page
Dave Notice walks out of interview
well potato
seems you're next
which might be the funniest thing ever on a reality show
I think that's the peak of the show right there
we should just end it
oh I have to apologize
why?
it's actually Miss Columbia
sorry no
last episode
I disrespected
a great person
in our society
I accept your apology
Not you, Steve.
And I feel really bad about it.
And I feel like it's my right to apologize
on the same platform where I made my mistake.
Last episode, I called bad baby, bad Barbie.
And people told me that I got it wrong.
And I don't know how I could have said her name incorrectly.
I'm going to call myself out for knowing that both of you were wrong,
but not having the confidence to be like, no, Steve, they're wrong.
I was just like
you know what
it must be Bad Barbie
if it's two verse one
I bet it's Bad Barbie
yeah
and if we
we did a terrible job
I think we should all
be ashamed of ourselves
also someone was mad
that you're a
Lil Tay fan
Lil Tay made me laugh
a couple times
give her credit
also I don't think
they understood
that you were joking
yeah
and that you weren't
actually a fan
of a nine year old
am I dry Adam?
a little dry
I've never heard that before
you may be the
Sahara Desert of
personalities. That's interesting. That's dry.
So, I mean, come on.
By the way,
Eric Angles, you should know, is tweeting
about the Brad Marchand situation.
Who, me?
No, he's not doing that. No, I'm joking.
Here's what he said. Eric wouldn't do that.
Eric is like the last guy. He said,
Is he the nicest? Sorry.
I wish I could... Somebody tried to tell me, by the way,
that nice is a bad thing
and they sent me a meme about why nice is
a bad word because it doesn't mean anything, so I should
you something else. Oh, you saw
the George Carlin bit. Yeah, I think
that's what it is. So many things are like
George Carlin bit about being nice. He's so
nice. Doesn't really mean anything.
It's nice as vanilla.
Nice doesn't mean anything. I'm like, you guys know what
I mean. I say nice as in they're good
people and I really enjoy their company. He's so nice
and she's nice. So Eric Angles wrote
I wish I could say I was trying to be clever
with my on the nose tweet about Brad Marchand's
response to the Habs, but in truth I was just
acknowledging he'd put them in their place. I had a pretty
good laugh when he replied to me with a fat joke. I make
fat jokes about myself all the time. I could take
it, and if he thought I was insulting him, I
get why he fired back. I wasn't, but it was
immediately clear why he thought I was.
I feel bad about it, but I can't change
it. Next time I see him, I'll tell him as much.
Meanwhile, I thought about
the general reaction to his reply
and couldn't help but wonder how it would be received
if he had said the same thing to a female reporter.
Like, would
that be the final straw for him in Boston
if he'd written that to a woman?
I doubt it ever crossed his mind. It was
clear he thought up a quick response and just hit send i should have thought more about what i was
tweeting to a lesson for me to take forward wow he took it there is he wrong no i'm just surprised
he said it that's all that's a hypothetical it's it's uh it's just a little strange to be like what
What if thing that didn't happen?
Yeah.
What if?
What if?
It's a fictional thing.
What if I came in here wearing only my underwear?
How would that have changed the show?
You know, Jesse and I would have to consider another host.
I have very hairy shoulders.
Do you?
Yeah, I do.
See, that's how you know you're getting old.
That's an old guy thing.
No, I've had hairy shoulders since I was 16, man.
Oh, really?
Yeah, I got hairy.
Oh, so you just have those.
I just, I'm hairy.
Just hairy.
Justin Fisher has hairy shoulders too
I thought Justin Fisher was a god
I thought he just had no hair
No, he's got a lot of hair
If Eric Engels was a potato
How big is Brad Marchand's nose?
Man, question of the show
Yo, let's throw that up on Reddit
And see what happens
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