The Steve Dangle Podcast - Focus | October 26, 2022
Episode Date: October 27, 2022On this episode of The Steve Dangle Podcast, Support Rachel's Raiders and Easter Seals Ontario: https://eastersealsontario.akaraisin.com/ui/lindros/pledge/sponsor/donation?pid=8152719 A shoutout to B...obby Hastings (00:00), Adam can't focus (05:00), the Leafs lose to the Knights and video review is still painful to sit through (20:00), future Hall-of-Famer Phil Kessel (48:00), Jake Muzzin goes to LTIR (58:30), Patrik Laine's pre-game fit (1:04:30), the Flames have a great start (1:08:00), the Canucks keep losing (1:12:00), when does the Jakob Chychrun trade happen? (1:26:00), Steve has seen the meme (1:37:00), Mullet Arena's temporary visitor dressing rooms (1:40:00), and concession prices in Seattle are outrageous (1:50:00). Originally aired: October 26, 2022 Visit https://sdpn.ca for merch and more. We've joined The Athletic and you can too! Hit the link to subscribe: https://theathletic.com/sdp Any opinion expressed is not advice, a promise or suggestion that increases the chance of winning. Gambling can be addictive, please play responsibly. To learn more, visit: https://help.sportsinteraction.com/hc/en-us/articles/216779528-Responsible-Gaming-Self-Limitation-Self-Exclusion Or if you have concerns about a gambling problem, call ConnexOntario 1-866-531-2600. Ontario Only. Must be 19+ or older to play. Visit this episode's sponsors: Get 20% off + free shipping with the code DANGLE at https://Manscaped.com/. That’s 20% off + free shipping with the code DANGLE at manscaped.com. It’s time to get wet and clean with your new MANSCAPED™ Shower Routine." https://sportsinteraction.com/sdpn https://athleticgreens.com/sdp https://betterhelp.com/sdp https://www.mintmobile.com/sdp https://linkedin.com/sdp Follow us on Twitter:@Steve_Dangle, @AdamWylde, & @JesseBlake Follow us on Instagram:@SteveDangle, @AdamWylde, & @Jesse.Blake Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Having a really difficult time here
Because I'm using my old
Extremely slow computer
And I can't get it hooked up to my new
Wi-Fi and even now
It says it's connected, but is it really
Connected? I'm not really sure
We'll see, I suppose we'll find out
How are you going to know about the blockbuster that happened today?
What is the blockbuster, Steve?
Tell me about the blockbuster.
The Chicago Blackhawks traded a guy to the Habs for a guy.
Get out of here.
They did.
Really?
What?
They did.
You didn't see that trade?
No, no.
When did that go down?
I don't know.
While we were talking upstairs, I suppose.
No way.
All right.
What do we got?
What do we got?
Let us know.
Oh, God.
I didn't expect.
I thought you guys knew.
I didn't expect.
No.
I have to announce.
How would we know?
All right.
Let me find it.
I don't have it.
You don't even have the trade, you loser.
I forget his name.
Wow, he brings it up.
Oh, my goodness.
It's not on the Blackhawks' Twitter.
No, it's not, so I'll look up Mark Lazarus.
Who's the other one?
So he used to be a first-round pick.
Blackhawks trade defenseman Nicolas Baudin,
who was a former first-round pick to Montreal for ECHL forward Cameron Hillis.
Hillis will report to Rockford.
So there you go, Montreal.
I mean
Looks like a good one for Montreal
It's a guy
Getting a fresh start
What's Brennan Minnell up to?
I believe he is playing in the KHL
Adam
You absolute piece of human garbage
How dare you
My computer won't connect to the internet
Because my computer's date and time is out of date
I can't even get, this is how long this computer is
Is this how Y2K was supposed to work?
I think so, I can't even get the internet
Hooked up on this damn thing
So I'm going to try
But here's the deal
We're going to start here
Because I've got it up on my phone
I want to do a little shout out to Bobby Hastings
Bobby Hastings is the
Computer, sorry the computer
He is the
He looks like it
He's the equipment manager for the Toronto Maple Leafs
Now Jesse I'm going to send you this
And I meant to send it to you before the show
But this video is insane
This is from last night
Sorry from Monday night against Vegas
And I want you to watch
him do this this is what he's about to do i want you to just watch the video see what he does when
players are on the ice i've never seen this before i don't know if any other equipment manager does
this and by the way it's not broadcast footage so we can put it uh on uh on the actual screen
we're okay to do that it's funny because i have seen this yeah this one this we did this last
october really yeah i must not have been there i can pull up the reddit thread from last october
where uh he did this really thing and it went viral all game long the the footage that you're
not seeing if you're listening listening to it is all shift long he goes along the leafs bench
of sticks and he puts his fingers on the stick of the player holding the puck or with possession
of the puck i'd never seen this before so i didn't know that's what he did what i thought he did was
he was like all right this line is on the ice so he just puts his hand on all the sticks belonging
to the guys on that line but no he's it's the puck carrier every time and i was like why would
he do that well it's because the puck carrier is the one most likely to break their stick
So the other night William Nylander
Had a clapper at the point
Broke his stick
Went and got one and was back out there
Immediately like he lost maybe
Two seconds of his shift
So Bobby Hastings does that for 60 minutes
Suppose so well it's
I'm curious to know what he does when the Leafs
Don't have the puck
Yeah
But he's the
Leafs equipment guy who famously got Mitch Marner
His stick when it broke
So that's what I was bringing up
So if you remember
This was the Sharks game
It was an OT
No it wasn't OT
It was an OT winner that Mitch Marner had
No that wasn't OT
Anyways I can't show the footage
Mitch Marner was charging up the ice
And as he's charging up the ice he needs a stick
Hastings gives him the stick on the fly
Because he knows who it is
He goes to the net and he scores a goal
So it was the NHL called it
Equipment Manager Assist
that was the last time his finger thing went by that's cool so i must not have i might i think
maybe it was sick or something last october i was not here for that show but i don't remember
doing that it's been a thing it's one of those things that uh what i've noticed on reddit is
this phenomenon of uh like annually or every couple years people go have you ever seen this
can you believe this and i realize i'm so chronically online that i'm always like yeah
yeah i have seen it i've already seen it right can you believe this i can't believe it because
i've already seen it right that doesn't surprise me with you that doesn't surprise me i'm supposed
to like i'm supposed to know that yeah that's uh i just thought that was crazy and you know i
with my brain and my uh inability to focus um frankly just inability to focus on anything for
very long uh i don't think i'd be able to do that you should play more video games really yeah that
apparently it really helps for people who need to up their focus playing video games like sitting
there within a video game where you need to sit and focus it's just fun right yeah realize that
you're doing one task and it's helping you with your focus so play more like call of duty oh yeah
well okay one game i actually want to play is cyberpunk now apparently it's great again and i
i wanted a ps5 to play cyberpunk and it only came out on ps4 and then it was terrible and people
said it's now two years later apparently it's one of the best games on earth they're coming out with
an extension i'm like i gotta play this game keanu reeves is in it i gotta play this didn't they
release it for ps5 and then it broke and they had to recall they like take it off it was for ps4 it
was so glitchy okay that it was the same christmas that uh ps5 came out and somehow natalie found me
a ps5 that was my christmas gift i couldn't believe it and i wanted to play that game so
i downloaded it or i tried to download it and they had taken it off the store because uh because it
was so bad and people were complaining so much i don't know i don't understand how that happens
i don't either you play the thing and it's broken don't release it like what what are you doing
i don't know i gotta say with the nhl release oh one of the big selling features i can't even
remember what it was but oh yeah it's gonna we're gonna have it a month after it's out
well okay cool i guess that's when i'll buy it then what was it was nhl 2015 where it was like
a partial game when we went from ps3 to ps4 do you remember that yeah one of them remember that
it might have been that or it might have been 2013 i can't remember one of those games they
completely changed the skating physics and turning your player around was like turning a boat yes
that was crazy hard it was so impossible yes by the way if you're like the passing sucks this year
do not forget to turn up your pass assist the thing i have to remind myself every single year
last uh december or last february i guess it was for when the olympics happened they added the
women's players to the game yeah and then but out of the box when you when you play a a female team
on a female team team canada versus usa with the women's players the goalies didn't wear masks
well it was the strangest thing but whenever you tried to use a women's player goalie it was she
wasn't wearing a mask on the ice and i and it shocked me how did this get to the point where
you release the rosters and none of the developers realized that the goalies didn't have masks on
was it a glitch or on purpose it was a glitch but every single time without fail it was the glitch
bro that's wild how did how did i know so i i did a live stream of it when it released i did before
i think it was one of the games when team k i think it was for the finals actually but where
my live stream happened before the game and none of the goalies have math you can go watch it on
youtube the goalies don't have masks on because ea decided to release the game like this and it
shocks me that nobody sat there and tested it and said oh they don't have masks on back in my day
when you bought a video game they gave you a full video game wow i'm choosing to be a boomer
how does it get to that point i don't know that is that's crazy i uh i was also so i'm realizing
lately that i actually do have some focus problems on that on that since we were on that subject for
a second so maybe anyway so what do you think you're gonna do but on thursday so like the other
night i uh i was brushing my teeth on the bottom on the bottom because you wouldn't want to say
that you forgot them i uh i wanted a barney it's very popular show you do watch a lot you've watched
more kids programming in your life than any other person i've ever known yep um i uh uh i was
brushing my teeth i finished brushing my teeth i rinsed my toothbrush whatever and i go go into
bed and natalie uh natalie pokes her head out of the bathroom and is like uh are you serious
and i said i was like what you know what you get that serious tone you're like and she's like
come back here have a look and we have dual sinks and i just left the sink running
i just left it on i walked away from it with the water running like i don't i i that that is how
my brain works i don't know why the chorus of the barney song that i referenced is when i'm
brushing my teeth and having so much fun i never let the water run oh no way no i never let the
water run to do do do do do do do do do do hey what do you what do you do for that i don't know
if you i don't know what that is with focus and whatever so what's what is there a focus doctor
like i don't know anybody watches it's a focus doctor i'm fascinated to know like so you obviously
want to tackle this in your life you want to be able to focus on things it's one of the things
that like you know between the crazy schedule and every you know because i'm constantly waking up at
4 30 just constantly tired right you know you remember it was it's not good for your brain
hell like you're losing gray matter yes yeah i'm definitely less smart than i used to be and that's
hard because i wasn't that smart to begin with but like for another for instance so yesterday
i've had a big box of sdpn clothes you guys have seen it it's been on my workout bench in the next
room i know lol i have a workout bench uh and uh adam's yoked and natalie was like okay and and i'm
gonna i'm gonna blow should i blow the surprise about what was supposed to happen today and then
tease forward to monday yeah yeah okay oh yeah yeah so eric lindross was supposed to come over
today and talk about easter seal yes and natalie said listen i'm she's like i know hockey i don't
know like you guys know it but i know hockey and i know eric lindross is a big deal and if that
effing box it's sitting there i'm not going to be very happy with you we want to make a presentable
house and i was like fair enough so i uh actually i took all the boxes that needed to be taken to
the dump out of the garage i emptied the box decompressed it put it put it and took it to
the dump and whatever and i left all the clothes on the floor and so but i was like but that was
on purpose hold on that was on purpose that was on purpose because i was going to come back and do
it and then um and and i never did so nine o'clock last night i'm walking upstairs i'm like wow eric
lindros is coming over this is gonna be cool and then i was like they'll close no and i had to go
and spend 20 minutes folding the new sdpn gear that i have um because that's how much you bought
yeah yeah i bought a lot because i didn't have any and then uh and and i i forgot about it for
literally i think probably 10 hours just completely like out of my mind not even not even a little bit
like i need to get back to that so what's the next step i don't know like what what can i ask
you like have you guys noticed that with me or is this all news to you have i noticed that you're
squirrely yeah i mean okay so i guess i got the answer i don't think our show is called the jesse
pot and kettle show so i'm i'm not okay i'm not gonna point it out with you hey adam have you
ever noticed you're exactly like me how many phone calls have you waited six seven minutes
and been like steve's not showing up and you have to call or text me and be like you have a phone
call stupid and i go no i forgot right right that's true happens on group meetings a lot i
think robert and jamie are the most used to it now oh we have social meetings i'm sorry and they're
and they're always like i guess steve's not coming and they're like i don't think he is all right so
steve isn't going to be a part of this one but we'll fill him in jesse yeah it's a it's a line
we use a lot i'm sorry i can't help it if there's one person i've worked with more than you steve
it's jesse because we did two shows together for almost a decade and he doesn't do that does he
no uh forget everything well you have to manage the two of us like i'm not i'm not on the i don't
think we should just sit here and be like oh are you guys squirrely i think we should focus on
how we get you more focus this is the problem yeah you're asking us to focus i would love to
know if there's like a focus doctor or like some training or some tab like if video games are the
thing maybe we get you guys to play more video games man if that's the case i'm in like fuck
Yeah.
I'm in.
Listen, if that was the cure, I would be, like, in Mensa.
And playing Red Dead made you smarter.
Yeah.
Do I remember what any of my meetings are?
No.
Do I know how to find all the Jack Hall gang treasure without the map?
Hell yeah.
Like, do we need to get you guys fidget spinners?
Caliban seat, Katora Springs, and O'Krae's run.
It's back.
get on your horse one stamina tonic for the horse and anyway anyway sorry guys so and and so the
reason i'm using my gigantic computer is you guessed it i forgot my nice computer uh my new
computer at work because it was right it was in my backpack i'm like do i need to bring this today
i'll just bring it just in case and i brought it and i put it right next to my coat and when i left
i picked up my coat and left the laptop here do you want to feel better about yourself sure first
of all one time i forgot a laptop on a plane yeah you did do that i did do that luckily got it back
uh the punishment though was that very day on the drive to the airport the leafs traded james
reimer i was very sad oh i'm sorry also didn't andrew berkshire drive you back to the airport
he sure did yeah i was in montreal um and uh the other day adam i had ice cream and i really
enjoyed it and i was looking forward to really enjoying it the next day but i couldn't because
i left it out all night you i just forgot about it okay i got one for you now here's here's my
excuse drugs oh okay you just sort of forgot okay well adam's laptop story is worse than yours have
you heard my laptop so you remember on the show do you remember you obviously okay so let me tell
you it again i'm doing it freaking funny is it that i don't remember so i was doing an influencing
campaign in december of 20 it's november of 2020 for christmas right and i'm doing this shoot oh
2020 yeah well that's why i don't remember it and and i'm doing this shoot and you have to remember
that this computer at that point was my everything it was how we did the podcast we couldn't do it in
person so we were we were at home doing the at home broadcast with this computer this is the
computer and i get home uh to my little apartment on queen street and i'm like where is where's my
laptop i don't know where it is i look in the thing i i check it worked the next i cannot find
my laptop where is it and i realized that um i've been i started calling the stores that i was next
to while i was doing this thing and one of the guys picked up and he said i thought you might
call and i thought oh i said do you know about the laptop he's like actually i saw you driving
it away driving away with it on the back of your truck oh no i had a honda ridgeline right remember
and it had the flat it had the tonneau cover and i left it on the tonneau cover and i drove all the
way down parlin parliament in my own trucky way and it at some point fell off and i don't know
but it sits here today so how did i get it back well somebody turned it in and the toronto police
they turned it into 51 division the toronto police called me and they're like hi is this adam i was
like yeah and they're like um are you missing something i'm like yeah a laptop and they're
like cool why don't you come pick it up i was like you got to be kidding me and it was the
only reason they knew it was me was because it said my name uh on the icon like they couldn't
log in but they knew my name was on the icon so that's and so if you look at this laptop can you
i don't know if you can see it there's road rash on this laptop so i don't know if you can see it
but there's actual road rash on this how is that all what a tank eh this thing's
this is a tough laptop i had this for this is now my sixth year with this laptop it's dying
there's a reason there's a reason you have a new one now yes yeah it's a i mean yeah this one's
done it never worked quite the same but it held it held fast who made your laptop jeep i know i
know thanks steve jobs and wow i know you were looking forward to your ice cream french fries
okay i once went out for french fries to get french fries mccain french fries frozen french
fries okay this is the last story we'll move on to hockey i'm sorry i swear to god yeah the
canucks lost i know i know i know we got to talk about it oh man what are we gonna say it's bad
shut up let friends talk so so natalie natalie and i uh we're not married yet and she we had
just moved in together and i wanted to get her french fries her favorite thing in the whole
world is chicken nuggets and french fries she loves that so we're gonna do that on a friday
night i and then i i go out i get the good french fries that she likes i get the chicken nuggets
that she likes boom in the freezer done come time to cook dinner oh no french fries i'm like natalie
i swear to you i pulled out the receipt from the garbage i'm like there are french fries on this
receipt where are the french fries it's here where is it where are the so mad i'm so frustrated so
we had to we uber eats we uber eats some like mcdonald's french fries or something because
it was a date night right you want to and we couldn't do anything it was the pandemic you
couldn't go out so um uh so i'm not kidding you a week later natalie goes outside this is probably
april or may and uh and she she's going out to her little honda civic hatchback and uh she's
a honda fit hatchback that is she opens the thing and she looks over she's like what is that and
there's like a bag sitting in the you know when you have a bike and then you have a baby seat on
the bike i put the fries in the baby seat on the bike just arrested now i guess i was unloading
the groceries all right and that's where i was like that's a good spot and i never came back
and it was the only thing that was it it was the only you could have you could have put any item
of food and forgotten it and been like oh shuck it's the one freaking thing you needed yes i'm
surprised that a raccoon didn't have a nice fry i know i know wow i know so this is this is what
this is what it's always been though guys i i haven't i have it's always been this way anyway
let's move on to uh let's start the show hey so the leafs have a really flat game i know we're
gonna get to vancouver don't worry but i do want to cover the leafs knights thing because uh phil
castle scoring the first goal would have been so poetic had it not been called back i'm gonna say
that's not the spirit of the rule at all it should have been a goal i mean what advantage did the
golden Knights game, right?
If a guy, if a guy is flying in off the
rush, right.
And he gains an advantage by not stopping
up.
He's the first in the zone, but he doesn't
have the puck.
He's able to crash the net and they get a
goal off that.
I think that's in the spirit of the rule.
This is William Carlson bumping into a
player and standing dead still.
Now you could argue that, you know, it all
comes out in the wash because he sort of
interfered with yarn croak being able to go to the puck carrier he's just standing dead still on
the blue line there's no advantage there boo and it was forever before the goal yeah i think i'm
over i'm over offside reviews if we're doing millimeter skates over the ice and you're taking
away goals it's stupid can we say this can we say this sure uh here's my solution the offside
is very very simple uh after the first two shots you lose your right so you so let's say you come
in on a rush if you come in on a rush and you get a shot and the rebound that can that those are all
fair game after that because we've had we've had them come back like 45 seconds that is so
interesting because if a player has a puck crosses the line but he's not sure if he was on side or
not he's gonna shoot it and we're all gonna be like what the what was that yeah but it's because
he wasn't sure that would be fascinating and then we start talking more about goalies and
oh you got to grab that rebound because they're looking for the second shot and if they don't get
the second shot off the first shot it has to be a clean off the pad to the next player then
everything's good to go so now we're adding more rules to it well no because i think i think you
know it could be 45 seconds before you get the second shot right do you know what i mean i'm
talking about a rebound that's it but then we're like what counts as a shot you know so all of this
though you're right all of this you're right remember why we what why do we have this because
we are matt duchesne hell but no we're hell bent on getting the call right well no the reason we
have this is for the egregious ones no the one where yeah that's that that's just for getting
the call right the one uh it was it's the sharks right the sharks are the reason we have this no
uh it was well i don't remember who it was against but it was it was dushane when he was still on the
avalanche oh and he was 45 yards offside and um it counted no that was against the preds the
preds he now plays for yeah it's that's the reason we have and we it's it's such a difficult like
seesaw battle here between we need this because we can't have those if somebody if a ref blows a
call we need a way for somebody to be like okay let's fix it but we can't also be taking back
goals where it doesn't matter if the guy was on side or not by a freaking hair very easy solution
that was a six and a half minute review oh my god six and a half see i i obviously i didn't
watch the game live i was asleep it's like 10 o'clock at night and that's yeah that's all
So it was six and a half minutes?
Thank God that wasn't a Saturday night during one of your streams.
Two.
Two.
You get 120 seconds.
If you can't make a decision, done.
If you can't make a decision, call in the ice stands, no goal.
Two minutes, 120 seconds.
Start the clock, figure it out.
Six and a half?
Two minutes is still too long.
Minute.
One minute.
Well, six and a half is more than triple.
Yeah.
Because math.
Yeah.
Now, wait, though.
So even though he didn't really gain an advantage from it,
offside is offside.
We cannot have it unless, you know,
because getting the call right is paramount,
unless you're not allowed to get it right,
which we saw yesterday with the Rangers and Avalanche.
Can we briefly talk about that?
Yeah, go.
Because it's all part of the conversation.
so i don't remember the players involved uh alexi lafreniere i believe from the rangers
gets called for a high stick because i think it was kale mccarr hit devon taves in the face with
his stick it doesn't matter who the players were there was a ranger who got called for a high stick
meanwhile it was an avalanche player who hit one of his teammates in the face of his high stick
for sale mccarr lafreniere uh served the penalty kale mccarr is the actual one who committed the
high stick so for some reason they review it for some reason they review and they spent i think it
was four minutes reviewing it so there's so when when it's a double minor you can review it a
referee can review a double minor but you can't review a minor yes so if it's a if it's double
mining for high sticking that's a rule you can review it so they reviewed it they saw that they
were wrong they saw it so when you see it and so the rules say that things need to be called a
certain way so i guess they weren't allowed to review it yeah because on the ice they called it
a regular high stick but if it was a double minor then they could have reviewed it but
because they called a regular high stick they couldn't review it so they they shouldn't have
reviewed it here's my thing they did though you did you already saw you were wrong and because
of the rules you ignored the rules because of the rule about review you ignore the rule about
what is and isn't a penalty you saw that you were wrong and at that point not correcting yourself
is committing to being wrong you're committing to making the wrong call what kind of silly
grade school bullshit is that right reverse it dummy you got it wrong you saw that you got it
wrong there but in so that review by the way took five minutes that's outrageous it was a five minute
review and during that five minutes they saw they were they it wasn't a high stick and then they
went back to galan galan and they told them hey we weren't actually supposed to do that we're not
allowed to review it unless it's the double minor so 120 seconds remember this the nhl is worried
about finishing their their games at a certain time won't let you do 10 minutes of three on
three overtime or 20 minutes of three on three overtime because they're worried about not
finishing on time so you have to eat the shootout because they're worried about finishing on time
and they'll spend six minutes on one review and five on another that doesn't even count as a
review yeah i tell you what i i know uh two minutes is never gonna happen three final offer
it allows everyone to prep all the angles to look at everything three minutes if it's a problem
hire more people it's not the nhl is talking about how oh man we're making so much cash the
players are gonna have us paid back it's great hire a few people for 100k who can who are
hockey experts and they can sit in that office in toronto or new york or timbuktu wherever you want
to put that or wherever your favorite team plays calm down it doesn't matter and they're watching
the game and they're the people assigned to the game yeah i i think what's that cost you a couple
hundred extra grand a year i think that's one of the best solutions that you can have here is that
so i was at the u.s open this summer and the way they do reviews in tennis is that they don't do
challenges anymore it's just they have the tracker in the ball and on the lines if a ball is close to
being in or out the umpire just sits there presses a button and checks nobody challenges anything
anymore there's no hey you get three of these it's just let me just check to see if it was
internet and then they make the call we should go towards a system where there's just people
watching a tv and they just tell you hey this is the right call take away these fucking challenges
yeah why do they have to challenge it if the goal is to get it right employ eight people every night
to watch the games that go on and then just tell the referee in their ear hey that is the call
make it on the ice just do that get it right every time there's two laptops in this room
both of them have a bigger screen than the one that nhl officials have to make why why are these
referees looking at a little ipad to make a decision while also talking the situation room
getting some feedback and stuff but they're literally making these decisions on these ipads
take it out of their hands take it out of the coach's hands have a person just say this is
the right call go make it it'll speed it'll be 10 seconds yeah every year there's a board of
governors meeting that no actual fan gives a fuck about but i think it's probably a treasure
treasure trove of information that you're able to pursue over the year and i understand why
insiders find it valuable as a fan i could not care less about the board of governor meetings
They have one of these every single year
and they haven't solved either.
Oh, they have two of them.
A couple times a year, yeah.
We have two free trips to Florida
or whatever other nice destination.
New York and Florida.
New York and Florida.
That makes sense.
That makes sense.
One of each or whatever.
You have two opportunities per year
and this has never been brought up or resolved.
Get a bigger screen.
Put a limit on the review.
Come on.
Put me in charge.
I'll fix this shit in two days.
Take it out of their hands.
Take it out of these refs' hands.
have a person have a fucking person in toronto employ eight guys every night no it's like there's
like four people it's weird it's like why wouldn't you have 16 i don't know you know you got it like
listen they're willing to pay a bunch of refs who are bad at it why not pay a bunch of video guys
who are good at it there are refs that are legitimately oh man i had a real deep dive
in scouting the refs and i know my again holy holy moly but there are some interesting things
on that you got to put them in a position to succeed at very least agreed if you see a ref
Alright, screen's not big enough
We gotta figure this out guys
We gotta figure this out
Also, the NFL did this as well
Every scoring play
And every turnover on the field
That's called a turnover or a scoring play
On the field is automatically reviewed if it's close
By the fucking
People back it
Wherever they have it, New York, you know
And then they can turn it over or not
It's so easy
They should have their review room in Toronto
So everybody can hate Toronto too
Just every sport has it in Toronto
you know well it'd kind of be a new capital of the world it would be a neutral site because
there's no nfl exactly so that'd be great uh did you see the minor league baseball clip the john
boy tweeted where someone was up to bat it was like a yankees affiliate i don't know they they
didn't like the pitch and so they just yes do the finger twirl and they took nine minutes to review
it i'm kidding what they did was they showed the pitch on the screen with the strike zone tracker
realized it was actually a ball he took off his equipment and walked the whole thing took less
than 30 seconds yeah it's the it's the same thing from tennis so in in baseball you know how when
you watch a baseball game they have a strike zone and it happens in real time yes so now in the
minor leagues they're testing a system where you can just say oh that was a close call let's check
it on the fucking thing that's happening in real time it takes 10 seconds i solved the problem
here's the problem the nhl is last at everything we need all the other sports to hurry up so the
sooner baseball can bring this to the major leagues the sooner we can enjoy reasonable
reviews in the national and i think tennis maybe isn't north american enough you know maybe it's
too european for them to be paying attention they're so far ahead oh yeah absolutely well
it's also easier because it's one-to-one agreed it's a static line and a stat in a ball where's
this conversation start question where's there a static line in the nhl all over the place all
over the place there's a few calls that could be resolved with a static line machine i think that's
the actual term for it by the way um i i there would be there would be 50 icings a game you've
spent oh yeah you've spent at least three times the amount of time reviewing uh on this segment
which is a shame because what we're not talking about is the game we're talking about a review
We're talking about reviews in two different games
Yeah they scored 30 seconds later
If you're not a hardcore hockey fan
That's so humiliating
Leafs should be embarrassed
And that was it was a flat game
But the one thing I will say is
Tavares, Nylander, Robertson looks great
The top six I think looks great
Yeah honestly everybody's on Matthews
And I've seen like obviously I've seen Hab fans
Like giving it to him because Caulfield has
I think the same amount of goals or more goals than Tavares
Matthews and Nylander
combined together or something six it's october 20 crazy whatever but um i thought that i think
that line has looked good too it's gonna happen for them the bottom six for me i'm i'm less and
less sure of every every game it's i'm not what are they doing it's a random cornucopia of assorted
men like it doesn't the third line it bothers me that sheldon keith doesn't see that line very
not work um engvall kerfoot yarn croak isn't a thing and comp comp why why did we move comp to
the fourth i don't know he was great on the third line because i am like this isn't me trying to
demote kerfoot but pierre engvall played the best hockey of his life with david comp as his center
yes and why did you get cal yarn croak why like is that line not the perfect third line like
defensively responsible and can chip in
offensively engvall camp yarn croak and
then you can have a fourth line uh a just
an asshole line of aston race kerfoot
and obey kubel or you could have
kerfoot malgan is it that they won't put
on the fourth line i don't well they did
it last year though i and briefly briefly
and he's going to find his minutes he's going to get on the second power play unit he's going to
kill penalties he's going to find his minutes the the justification for putting him on the fourth
line and it not being a big deal is the exact same as it is for david camp i just think camp is a
more effective player and he immediately gives your line an identity the fourth line has been
more effective this season than the third and it's because of him because of him he's just gonna he's
going to play his way back under the third line there's just no they need to your lines i think
are the lines they need to go with when it's like crunch time and stuff but they need to just call
that fourth line the third line shouldn't you just say the engvall camp line is the fourth line
fuck it so they're gonna change it when they need to be their best what if they were at their best
all game right what if you just played that again put please put me in charge like i'm guys
what if you're just good all the time i think there's still kind of a weird resistance to put
kerfoot on the fourth line because of the money he makes but just call it the third line and play
whatever kind of minutes you want to dole out as the game goes on i think the lines that i mentioned
are good enough that you could flip-flop them yeah who cares it's okay you know what these
guys don't have it tonight you're gonna play 11 12 minutes whatever it is like take the time you
have allotted for the bottom six you can split it evenly you can give one to lion share you could
hey what if you're up three nothing after like eight minutes and then yeah play the third line
a whole bunch play david camp with whoever a whole bunch because you're trying to kill the game
what like what of the the kerfoot engvall yarn croak line have you seen that gives you the
impression they're good at anything they're they're not effective offensively they're they're
not exactly your shutdown line it's not working egg belt does stuff he's out there he does busy
nothing that that third line is the busy nothing line they do a bunch of busy nothing but they sure
the legs are moving and i like all three of those players individually oh yeah all three of them no
i think you hate them should i think you should be in the lineup and they should be effective
but the way they are together doesn't work yeah it doesn't work they're the second line all year
last year with uh again it was Kerfoot Tavares and Nylander we looked at it and we're like this
should work it didn't yeah except for the nights where it did but and like I think on Monday that
during the game it wasn't even like those lines weren't fantastic but it was also the top lines
they couldn't get anything in the net no they got their heads caved in by Vegas well and and let me
ask you this Lee fans have wanted to trade Kerfoot since he got here right has he ever he's
fit at times but has he ever had this is what you are stapled to him he went to the cody franzen
school of forgotten performances um where he was wonderful filling in for tavaris in the montreal
series and then they blew it yeah so everyone forgot you know there were a few really good
kneel under at five goals in seven games in that series and no one remembers that shit
Kerfoot has been one of the most
useful players in his tenure as a
Toronto Maple Leaf. He's been able to play
every single spot in this lineup
and I think that's gone a little
unnoticed.
And goal.
Why not? Fuck it. Well, if any
of the goalies get hurt, he's going to have to because they
still can't call anyone up.
He is an effective player
and I think he would
be most effective on
the fourth line right now. Right now.
but like two injuries happen and kerfoot's there to fill in whatever role we need tovaris uh injures
his knee all of a sudden who's your second line center potentially your second line center or he
can move somewhere else yes no totally it's great having that player in the lineup the third line's
not working sure but at very least like okay here's a nice compromise kerfoot conf angle
great try it they're all sorry wait no sorry kerfoot conf yarn croak or you could do the
thing that i accidentally said it's the the bottom six mix is great the leafs again are five nhl lines
deep lines lines and find the right combo it doesn't it's illogical that the bottom sixes
look so bad so far with all the talent it has yeah and on monday the top six couldn't score
couldn't score we're getting outshot um you're talking about the best first period team in the
nhl probably in the vegas golden knights statistically to start this season you know
they can skate the the fourth line um with uh clifford and simmons made a lot of sense against
the jets and i said previously it didn't make nearly as much sense against vegas because those
guys can fucking skate they earned it can skate they earned it according to keith they earned
about you being they earned they earned the ability for us to not be as effective against
our opponent have i not what kind of political 20 minutes on that on the on monday show yeah
no they were great for the jets you refused to admit that they were great no they had a good
moment versus the jets they were not great versus the jets they were the right guys and this is what
i'm talking about come playoff time those can't be your tough guys he got you can't roll those
out against the division leading boston bruins you can't do it keith got blinded by the same
thing that i think a lot of fans got blinded by was they were very good in that game without
looking forward to the next game it's context it's nothing against them it's aston reese and
and or malgan and or uh obey kubel their skill set was more appropriate for that game but again
i'm going to the depth the top guys got their shit kicked yeah and keith with the top six i
think has a more difficult decision because they're very clearly trying to work it out
you've seen it work um and robertson has come in and tavaris has been so effective and neil
andrew's been so effective you don't want to fuck with that and you want to assume the top
line is going to get it together matthews marner and bunting are shooting like negative three
percent you you it's do you let it work itself out and how long are you willing to let it work
itself out before you try to change something like with the matthew situation and him not
scoring goals last season it started the same way but this year it feels more dire because you're
you don't bank on they mentioned in the broadcast it was 52 goals and 56 games this is like you
don't bank on him doing that again yeah i said that all summer everyone's can you do 70 fuck
no one's done 70 in decades right so i like him too the the the slow start this year it feels it
feels even more because we're we don't have we can't be like okay he's gonna do it again because
there's no history of anybody just continually doing that unless your name is alexander ovechkin
or wayne gretzky he's he's had he's had slow years slow years he's had slow years he's well
like slow for him slow starts i mean oh slow the the lockout short in here was the funniest one
yeah funniest one he ended a 48 game season with 38 or 32 goals and and i remember they asked him
like 10 games in they're like are you he's like oh yeah i'm definitely done i'm done
he had like i'm terrible he had like five goals in his first 20 games and then he was like oh
so every game that goes by i don't know if you guys feel the same way but every game that goes
by and i watch a goal go off of a pad then off of the inside of a post then out that would have
been matthews's his goal like those lucky shots aren't going in like though he's not getting any
bounces it'll regress to the mean will but is it gonna regress to the point where 60 goals again
55 goals again i get nervous every single game that goes by and austin matthews sitting at one
goal can you top 45 yes yes come on it's a six games guys he missed 12 last year he looks fine
he looks fine he's fine but they need to start going in here's here's the is that fair yes of
course and there are positive ways to look at as the Leafs go the Leafs go as Matthews goes right
that's true and that's fair there are positive ways to look at this as a Leaf fan here's here's
number one he's gonna score yeah he's gonna score eventually he's gonna score eventually
might not be next game it might be three times next game i don't know the most positive thing
you can take from the vegas game is ilya samsonov kept the leafs in a game they didn't deserve to be
in in the least and you're gonna have to win some of those you know it's not exactly a coach's dream
but you can't tell me over the last three years the tampa bay lightning haven't won a few games
that vasilevsky stole you know where they where they got out shot where they got out chance where
they got out skated where they got out hustled where they got out class it's like even the sabers
and eric comrie like when you have the best goalie in the world you can win a couple games it's
exactly like that jesse yeah it's shut up shut up it's no you're right you're absolutely right
but samsonov um kept the lead like i remember i was so down on the team and just like mad with
what i was watching and then nylander tied it and i was just like goddamn the game's tied yeah
they got a chance here the game is like it and like sometimes i have that mental reset where i'm
like the game starts now because it's there's side now 25 minutes left in the game or whatever it is
it's tied it's 50 50 i don't give a shit what your deserve to win o meter says it's 50 50 from
this point and it made no sense other than the goal he was playing out of his mind yep
simson has been fantastic he has been great was it bx on the broadcast who ripped them for their
uh after the timeout i think and then they allowed that goal right away 30 seconds after
the review and the timeout and everything so i know it wasn't bx because the game was on tsn
oh shit yeah yeah so uh probably jeff o'neill it was probably it was it was uh it was tsn bx
i'm kidding jeff i'm kidding that's he commented on our youtube video the other day that's why i'm
taking shots jeff o'neill no way yeah that's not him the jeff o'neill oh dog oh dog yes that wasn't
him are you sure i'm pretty sure it was you know you can just like there's gonna be uh come on
guys there's gonna be a comment under like our next video from like oh man really good breakdown
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I'm talking about the emus again, Adam.
I'm looking for it.
Yeah, I think it was O-Dog,
and I thought he was right
about their efforts there.
and i worry about that like these little things is early in the season you worry about like okay
they have that time out and then um you come out that 30 seconds and then you allow that goal again
how embarrassing is that and that's how you reward your coaching staff exactly that was his point
what did everyone behind the scenes bust their ass for um if if that's how you were gonna reward
30 seconds yeah 30 seconds come on remember i i texted you uh because i had the phil kessel
anytime point and then they took away his point i was like he's gonna get it and then literally
as i send the text message they get the goal we had somebody message us in our dms on on instagram
saying hey guys i had bet three bucks on phil phil kessel first goal scorer and he got it and
then they had it taken back he's gonna win 45 bucks on a three dollar bet no it's just gross
um that's so frustrating oh man there's a lot of little things the team's off to an okay start
there's a lot of little things in it picking i mean they're fine listen you had two games where
you were probably the better team at the end you won and then you had this one where you looked
like shit um and stayed in it the entire time because you're a goalie that's not wonderful
but like listen they get out class but it looked like they were somewhat invested in the game
and that makes me feel better than if if we get to the end of the season and the arizona loss is
still the one i'm most mad about that's a good sign yeah yeah so we're seven games in still that
one still that one i and it's it's a shame that phil castle's 400th goal did not come on on his
989th game in a row because you know right instead it came in his 990th yes yes very next day so
that's there's nothing wrong with that that's great but it would have been great if it happened
against the leafs because first off everybody sets records against leave i also thought it
was great that he became he tied yandel against the leafs how perfect is that oh yeah and who
had the vegas insurance marker michael amadio oh leaf great michael amadio like has to happen
what i think the leafs are wasting a lot of time and energy by playing the games just let me write
them all just let me write them all man like it'd be way easier i'm not sure if you saw this but uh
john madison uh nick ferris for the score put together a uh how fizzle phil kessel of all
players got to the brink of becoming the nhl iron man five days ago and there's a bunch of quotes
from from teammates i'm sure you've seen the blake wheeler one coming around where he like
for the longest time wouldn't drink water because he didn't like the taste so he would only drink
blue gatorade yeah um and riley said that he would drink uh coke he would drink coke and there's
there's actually a story about that so uh uh uh kessel was trying to smuggle candy onto a team
bus but he was denied by the coach who would search out his luggage for treat for treats uh
rick talkett says kessel was consuming three to four coca-colas a day when he was a penguin
team trainer andy o'brien made a rule if players want soda in the dressing room they have to buy
and store it themselves.
And Rick Talkett said,
I think after that,
he took soda right out of his diet.
It's not like Phil to keep up with science.
And he bucks the team system all the time,
which I thought was hilarious.
He's the greatest athlete of all time.
Phil Kessel's stats as a penguin,
26 goals and 59 points in 82 games,
23 goals and 70 points in 82 games,
34 goals and 92 points in 82 games,
and 27 goals, 82 points in 82 games.
That is not including his playoffs,
statistics, 10 goals and 22 points in 24 games, 8 goals and 23 points in 25 games, 9 points in 12
games, 2 points in 4 games, and 4 points in 9 games. Let me read you this. Rick Talkett said,
I got to talking to Phil and I started busting his balls. And I say, you have no arms. And back
then I had bigger arms than him. And he goes, those are all fluff. I say, oh, really? You want
to make a bet on something? And he goes, yeah, I bet you can't do 13 chin-ups. There's a chin-up
bar right outside the room and he says i'll bet you 200 bucks and he goes i say and rick says i'll
make it 300 uh the guys start cheering he's like i take off my jacket uh so i still have my tie and
dress shirt on all of a sudden i started doing chin-ups one two three anyway i got to 14 to win
the bet guys are cheering phil starts to laugh for some reason this is cut off here because this was
supposed to be um uh hang on one sec i'm sorry uh my prep got my prep got partially deleted
uh so phil kessel's sitting there sitting there he's really upset he's he's laughing and giggling
what's a couple of guys start start coming around i took uh blah blah guys are cheering
phil starts phil starts to laugh i guess that's where it ends oh that is weird okay weird i thought
uh oh uh uh cullen says the locker room uh yeah no i guess i guess that was that's the story i
thought that was a better story i thought there was the rest of the story but part of my prep's
been messed up i apologize someone made a great point that uh kessel who is like an athletic
anomaly is now the nhl's iron man keith yandel who like is also not like an olympian really
or at least your typical olympian i should say uh in terms of fitness he was the iron man and then
someone posted uh the current iron man streaks in the nhl johnny gaudreau is the third longest
right now that dude is 160 pounds in university he tried to bulk up they asked him what he was
eating and his answer was nutella sandwiches this is the national hockey league none of these
men make any sense well and they're saying like a lot of his former teammates are like
um they say he's just an absolute beast in the gym like phil phil that he can like they said
especially and again i'm looking for it because i had this all prepped this morning and then for
some reason it's gone he's thick um but he apparently when it comes to dead deadlifts
and things like that and squats unbelievable they can't nice yeah and he his whole mindset is
um that he never wants to miss a game because to him the games are the only fun part
carl haglin uh when it comes to squatting or leg pressing but also the 20 and 30 yard sprints he's
so fast and explosive clayton keller coyote's absolute freak can squat more than anyone
talk it said when he does the squat tests he's always top five of every team he's on his leg
strength is great do you wish as a coach that he would do some more cardio once in a while well
yeah and he'll tell you i need my rest i need my rest we used to laugh about that but he's a freak
he's just a natural freak and then i think later on one of his teammates said literally he can pick
up any sport anytime and he's going to be good at it i'm not the way he is 1212 games 400 goals
559 assists 959 points 96 career stanley cup playoff games 81 career points he's won two
stanley cups by the end of his career there will not be a legitimate argument to keep phil kessel
out of the hockey hall so i was gonna ask you that well i was gonna ask you that because not
only like the points you could you could sort of say well maybe the points you could say maybe
but if you play a thousand games in a row there can't be a legitimate argument to say that you
don't deserve that also counts people like that is a part of your journey as a hockey player it
is the hockey hall of fame the guy who has played the most consecutive games in the nhl deserves to
be in the hall of fame because his other resume also backs it up he's an incredible player so
here's another player 1246 career games 444 goals 1157 points so he's he's got a better point pace
than than kessel in the playoffs 124 uh games played 100 points he won the calder but never
won the stanley cup although he appeared in the stanley cup final who am i talking any other
individual trophies besides the calder let me look okay so calder uh king clancy and the which
i believe is for like um charity and uh the mark messier nhl leadership award which you can
do whatever you want with uh who is that daniel alfredson hall of famer yeah man not yet
he should be he should be yeah no you say that name you say that resume that's a hall of famer
by the end of his career phil kessel's a hall of famer by the end of his career man he's 35
he hasn't pretty sure daniel 2009 i'm pretty sure daniel offered since in the hall of fame oh he
just got it yeah yeah yeah as i was saying that i was like did he get it i'm like well listen i'm
the same guy who walked away from french fries in a car seat so i wouldn't well that's even better
argument then if i named a player who wasn't in it would make less sense but that freaking guy
I made it.
Kessel's got two cups.
I think that cancels out the point discrepancy.
I had no idea the Arizona stint was three years.
I know.
It didn't feel like that long.
Well, it's because pandemic, right?
Oh, yeah.
It was like 1920.
It was 19 through 22.
And it's...
What a horrible three...
Although, Arizona, I think, would be one of the least locked down places.
Still, just a horrible, horrible cycle of hockey.
It stands out so much on his HockeyDB page.
If you want to know how many games were in each season during the pandemic,
just go to phil kessel's page you know it was 70 and 56 there you go well in in 2020 teams
will play different amount of games because that's right yeah they got it shut down right
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the 2026 tracks start your build at chevrolet.ca uh uh jake just the last thing on the leaves
jake muzzin on ltir now oh they moved them yeah yeah and that was this morning or it was last
night well puckpedia had it last night okay so so here's here's the the thing with muzzin
um obviously every the first thing has got to be he's got kids he's got a family
yeah um uh and he's got to live a big long life after this um so on the health fact like i would
just as on a human level i hope that he's okay as a leaf fan uh and as as a person i honestly think
with the the injuries he's had and i am not a doctor and i don't know what his health conditions
are at a certain point teams have to say to guys and i think they should have had maybe this
conversation with andre kasha last year are you really sure you want to come back andre kasha's
out again carolina's got to have that conversation i think i think at a certain point it behooves
teams to say listen it's we are worse off without you but you need to look beyond this game you've
got kids and a wife they've committed they they need you for the rest of your life we need you
for two more seasons yeah leafs gave a contract offer too oh i know yeah he's a great player and
maybe that's not a part of the culture in the game but i feel like maybe it needs to be at a
certain point where you the doctor goes to the general manager and goes listen it's not a good
idea without knowing more about muzzin's situation uh it's hard to make an assessment obviously
i i remember when he took that injury against columbus i was like oh shit like that might be it
and his he was so good for them in that series he they lost it because he wasn't there yeah i
yeah i think he would have won it and who knows maybe they would have had a better chance in game
well the rest of game six and in game seven against montreal if he was there because he
left that series that's right um i don't think he was at 100 last year he definitely wasn't at 100
to start this season no and it was kind of apparent when he was on the ice that he wasn't
100 like right out of training camp but the the effort was there it's never not been though it's
jake that's the reason he's played so many nhl games i know and like he would he still had like
a few really bright moments this season and he set up that david camp goal that big celly and
he had a few big hits but now we're at a point where he could be back next week and i wouldn't
be shocked well actually i would be shocked because it would violate ltir he could come
back next month and i wouldn't be shocked um or he could be done forever uh where's we're having
the shea weber conversation of like we may never see yeah jake muzzin ever again yeah like carrie
price like yeah same thing well except shea weber at least sort of got to make that decision right
right um it's so funny with the shea weber situation by the way because remember kipper
had a tweets like shea weber may never be back and people were like once he was like no i'll be
back and people were dunking on kipper kipper wasn't wrong he made a conscious decision to
play through the pain and they well and and like i mean situations evolved sure i'm sure it could
have gotten nick wasn't wrong he was just early yeah that was it most players probably wouldn't
have come back from that but it's shea weber it's like dunking on someone for being like peter
forsberg done peter forsberg was done like three different times and he came back and like you
know like jerome again like shut up like you know you know what coming back till he couldn't come
back all right colorado avalanche jerome not the same everybody call it all right guys don't do
at all that is a king's legend don't sign iggy we need to let him know that he's done
don't give him a job let him down from the mountains whatever hideout he's living in
he's fishing somewhere he likes nature anyway by the way his daughter playing high level hockey
is just amazing too i think that's so cool really cool um yeah continue no it's just well
you never know so the thing that goes and i know you guys haven't read this but the ken dryden book
on steve monador is fascinating because there's a part on it uh about keith primo and and growing
up keith primo was like the ultimate power forward centerman yeah right he just missed out on that
cup with detroit because he got traded for brendan shanahan to hartford like the year that they won
right brutal but the guy was unbelievable and the when he was playing on those flyers teams in the
early 2000s man he was so good like think about that you've got lindros and primo like oh you
would hate playing that team he he would take uh bumps in front of the net and then fall on top of
ed belfor and i would lose my mind in front of the television he was so big right i was so and he was
so good and and if you look at his hockey db or wherever you go for stats go look at keith primo
because it's like miss miss games miss games miss more games miss more games comes back for seven
games and then done yeah and the way he describes it in the book and i am paraphrasing is that he
came back and he got he took a slight hit and that was enough and it was a couple of years of
depression before he got out of it again and then the next time he got a concussion he was at his
kids hockey game and he was coach or his kids hockey team he was coaching and he's extremely
tall he put his skates on he walked out of the room wasn't paying attention and hit his head
on the door frame a metal door frame another concussion another two years of depression
and and two years guys and this is where like you've heard me bemoaning this you're probably
rolling your eyes right now but i'm telling you first off that book's worth the read second
like even if it's not a concussion in muzzin's case like what is it at 50 are you gonna be able
to run around well we know he's got a back issue that he's that he's always looking after and
this if i'm not mistaken is his second significant neck injury right because the
columbus one i'm not sure i fully understand that one and then there's this which is definitely a
neck injury there are a variety of neck injuries you can get but it's it's scary man yeah it's
scary yeah so anyway uh we gotta move on here uh uh but i jake muzzin we wish him the best for
jake muzzin because obviously we love jake he's great um jesse blake i sent you a video earlier
to your text messages i want you to bring it up okay i think it's important that we have a look
at this because this sets the scene for our next topic the one of our boy yeah pl yeah all right
all right what's up now i want you to have a look at this i want you to have a look at this fit
steve dangle bad that is patrick lion a walking into the arena now if you're gonna wear a fit
like that you want to make sure you're gonna win right you want to make sure you're gonna have a
good game i think and so the fit that the team to play to wear that against is the coyote
which is what he did he just walked into the tailor and they're like what would you want
uh patrick and he said you ever seen a fish and lure and they made him that suit
it's a wild suit he looks good in it but here's the thing the coyotes doubled up on the blue
jackets after this oh yeah well blue jackets aren't a very good they aren't and his line was
zero points five shots two penalty minutes 24 minutes a lot of minutes that is a lot of minutes
they gotta roll them out there to score wow look at the the reaction
and listen she's correct is it a survivable thing where you wear a suit like that and you don't
because i feel like you wear a suit like you russell westbrook when he was dressing at his
craziest yes and he had some crazy fits that guy won the mvp ask the question you asked in the same
way is that a survivable offense oh is he gonna wake up tomorrow morning listen can he can you
are you are you tempting fate by coming to the arena dressed like that when you're not on a very
good team in my point in toronto this would be talked about for the next month i love it by the
way i hope he keeps doing it oh a hundred percent but in toronto this would be talked about for the
next month oh he's so soft he only scores 40 goals a year he's in it for the money mitch wore the
uh pharrell hat the darkwing duck hat yeah pharrell's better go with that
it's a very good cartoon yeah my childhood pharrell or niche cartoon
it is disney i think i'm not sure i think my reference might a little bit a little bit more
mainstream anyways mitch wore the the pharrell hat and i wasn't i wasn't a fan i don't think
it's a good look for mitch see i'm gonna stand by darkwing duck because he had his own style
pharrell stole that from smoky the bear yeah and pharrell it wasn't a good look pharrell either it
was a stupid hat it was just it's stupid it's stupid it's a dumb hat um like i think line is
gonna be fine mitch doesn't have a big head and but it was a very large hat and you're just like
that's so much hat for so little that's a bad look it was that hat to him was that scarf to
lenny kravitz you remember the lenny kravitz please pull up the lenny kravitz scarf if you
you've seen this yeah but he rocked the shit out of it yeah because he's lenny kravitz jesse i'm
gonna ask you be very careful which picture of lenny kravitz pops up on your screen steve of
course is talking about the lenny kravitz picture where lenny kravitz is on stage his leather pants
split and you see that's enough his that's enough it's big that's enough it's big what the split
yeah yeah it's a big split that's a big scarf it matches it's a jacket
yeah like that is it's not even a scarf that's a blanket it's a rug yeah yeah and i want it
because he's wearing it yeah you know how much of a dick i would look like walking down the street
wearing that thing and then you see lenny kravitz and you're like fuck yeah it works you carry that
what is that walgreens bag looks like walgreens i don't think lenny kravitz went to wall i think
that maybe he might have you know celebrities sometimes are like i'm just a regular guy um
i go to walgreens i don't know what's i don't know what that is it's a greenwich village on
the bottom okay i don't know maybe it's a clothing store in greenwich i don't know maybe he bought
why would he need to go to greenwich or sorry not for greenwich why would he need to go to
no no not greenwich i meant uh why would he need to go to walgreens he has people to go to
walgreens but he was he was able to go to this store yeah oh you're right maybe maybe he was
able to go to this store while someone else went to walgreens fair enough man maybe patrick line
uh well i just wanted to know like you you wear that fit you lose six three you lose six three
to the worst what's supposed to be the worst team in the league who's now beat well who beat the
leaves yeah that's their second win let's go columbus isn't very good um the flames have never
had a better start in franchise history which is encouraging for the current team and also
befuddling because they've been around for a long time and they're they've had some incredible teams
like you think about the late 80s flames there's like five or six hall of famers on the the team
that they won the cup with is one of my favorite like just teams from an im uh not imdb hockey db
perspective because uh they weren't all the the sum of their career as flames yeah they went on
to do better things elsewhere right but you the amount of guys they had who were like stellar
superstars as rookies in their prime and at the end of their career it's it's an amazing collection
of guys um yeah it's the perfect young guy slash veteran team landy mcdonald joe new and and and
doug gilmore is your second line center and they didn't have brett hall but they did a theron flurry
yeah and they could have had brett hall had they not traded him for nothing al mckinnis uh mike
vernon yeah they were they were unreal stacked um but nazim qadri's already got four goals
uh leaf fans are already upset about it on twitter i'm saying oh we never should have traded him okay
guys that was two teams yeah fuck uh the flames top line of hubert o uh lynn holman to fully has
not scored a five on five goal however really their power play is running at 30 and i had a look
uh the team pdo which is essentially luck is 100.6 is that pdo even is 100
oh so this team isn't lucky they're good like that's that that's that's the part for me i was
like oh like pdo is a bit of an older advanced stat but essentially it goes like if you're like
a 102 or a 103 i think there was a season with the coyote or the avalanche were like at a 106
where they were amazing and then lost in the first round and i think they finished last the next year
um pdo kind of measures like how much you know are pucks going in more than they probably should
can i ask a fantasy question sure yesterday i was offered i have kareel caprizo and i was
offered jonathan huberto straight up i rejected it what's a tough one i would say caprizoff
i would keep caprizoff because here's the thing like huberto set records last year yes but he's
a he's a he's a function of he's a part of that system in calgary whereas kaprizov is the system
and goals are worth more than points kaprizov yeah yeah huberto is a great player also they're
uh huberto has like eight shots on goal which is maybe a little concerning it's less than you'd
think yeah kaprizov has something in the 20s uh on i was just i was trying to pull up kaprizov
stats because i you mentioning his shots on goal you said huberto has eight on the season i think
Versus Vancouver
Two games ago, Kaprizov had seven
Holy shit
In the game
That's Vancouver
He got the OT winner
This is one of the most shambolic OT winners
I've ever seen from a team perspective
You have two Canucks down on the ice
You have JT Miller staring at the thing
You have Darcy Kemper not even facing the right way
And that wasn't even their most recent loss
Shambolic
Yeah, so the Calgary Flames
I think of the picks I've made thus far
In our season preview episodes
I feel the best about the Calgary Flames
I feel like I made a good choice there
Did I say Darcy Kemper just now?
You said Darcy Kemper and stuff
You meant Demko
It's okay
Before we get to the
I want to talk about the Coyotes
But we do need to talk about the Vancouver Canucks
We said, listen, they gotta win tonight on Monday
But it's against Carolina
It's a tough out
And they said, oh yeah
tomorrow is is against the seattle kraken if the vancouver canucks can't beat the team that
stole their colors stole half their damn fan that's literally a 20 minute drive away
uh it's not really no it's not oh but they're pretty close if they can't beat the kraken
you still can't tell me that firing bruce boudreaux is the right thing and i heard cj
talking about on the cj show he's like and i forgot about this obviously this would be their
third coach in a calendar year because travis green bruce boudreaux and then they'd have to
pay them both because boudreaux and green are both under contract they're paying green for
like three years or whatever and if they don't beat the kraken guess who's waiting for them
the next night oh it's a back-to-back pittsburgh oh oh my god yuck now i've heard uh uh poor
poor kaya on game over vancouver just had an absolute meltdown after the game she's she's
wow she was amazing uh you should go and i think i think that sums up what it's like to be a
vancouver canucks fan they've had so many close calls and really this team for eight years and
cj and julian touched on this too has has refused to rebuild oh we don't need to do that we're going
to retool we're going to retool we're going to retool we're going to retool they're not any
better than they've ever been for most of the past decade and we started this show in a playoff
spot right we started this show though making fun of mike gillis dude i that's when we started this
show one of my best and most um uh what my nostradamus rants i'm gonna say uh one of my
best predictor rants was not filmed and i wish badly it was oh okay i mean i was drinking in
my buddy's basement his cousin was visiting from out west hello tanner no not tanner pearson but
he is a Canucks fan and he's like what do you what do you think's gonna happen with this team
and this I want to say this is just after they lost to the Kings in 2012 and I said they're
gonna double down on this group they're gonna be mediocre as hell they're but they're just gonna
keep cruising downward and they're gonna do exactly what the early 2000s Leafs did and they
just kept trying to keep the band
together, keep it together
and by the time they tried anything
different it was too late
and now they're a decade deep
on this thing
and they've had some bright spots
they have
and they've drafted well
and they've done a bunch of
things pretty well
and the Pedersen line looks good
here they are
they should be in a playoff spot right now
you take those four games at the beginning
of the season and you win two of them outright you're in a playoff spot you should be able to
hold on to one of those leads for god's sake since this podcast started 13 14 is when this podcast
started okay they well actually we started at the end of 12 13 but that's when they lost in the
conference quarterfinals the next year they didn't qualify for the playoffs the next year they lost
in the first round the next four years they didn't qualify uh the next time they got into the
playoffs was the hockey bubble where they won the qualifying round they won the first round and then
lost to the golden knights in game seven in a series what a crazy series they weren't in for a
moment no not a moment no but thatcher demko thatcher demko right and the last two years
last two years they have not qualified again so in in real qualifying terms over the course of
this show which will be a decade old on may 31st 2023 the vancouver the vancouver canucks
have qualified for the playoffs cleanly once you can understand why canucks fans are upset
i get it and and what i don't get is the reluctance to just rebuild it see you have the
no no i didn't i didn't think this was coming i'm gonna be honest i didn't think this was coming
i'm not talking about strip it like the sabers did because they did it wrong right but trade
your good players for good young players and rebuild their best players are young yeah like
you're not trading peterson or that to me jt miller uh it's those two yeah trade them it's
those two and i think you trade one of them and you what are you going to do about oliver eckman
larson no one's ever taking that right so you eat it you just got to eat it you eat that you tyler
meyers six million dollars you deal with that dude getting tyler meyers back would be a boon
for their uh their defense do you have their their decor i didn't realize how bad it was i'll pull it
up on daily face because hughes is all the mackerel hughes is uh well and without hughes it's i mean
they can't get the puck up right and he's but he's not a closer either
like he's not he's not a guy you trust to shut down game right like last year was really eye
opening for me watching kel mccarr like remember we thought the gap between those two was tiny
do you want it's huge oel myers rathbone burrows breeze wall gen dude that's that's not great
that's horrendous there's ackman larson myers i don't know if like both of those players don't
make a lot of teams in the nhl and that's your top pair there's rathbone burrows uh okay sure
and then breeze wash shen like shen should maybe be getting more ice man um is and is it optimal
that a guy like ilya mikhayev is a top line left winger how's he been well i know he was injured
so i i feel like we got to grade him on a curve you know like uh he was legitimately fantastic
last year with the leafs yeah and he figured out how to score yeah he earned every dollar of his
contract he started to bury those chances that he couldn't bury in previous years four games one
point minus two three shots three shots and goal that's it and he's you know and he's starting on
his back foot because of the injury but i look at the i i mean you gave a good team you gave except
for the decor he had 21 goals last year but you gave four million dollars to a player that has
never played a full season and four million dollars each year for four years to a player
that's never played a full season and his career high in points is 32 but at the end of the day
it comes down to their best guys and their best guys haven't been their best guys outside of
petterson miller had two goals the other night but that's after getting yelled at by his own
defenseman yeah um demco like what do you what do you do do you strap them to the goalpost like
millhouse i wondered i wanted to like sometimes things just get stale and i think sometimes you
just need a trade to mix it up like i'm not saying trade for trade sake or or throw value at the door
for no reason but sometimes you need to do like a one for one if you can find fair value and and go
okay we're we need we need a new voice or we need something to freshen this up because on paper this
team should not be this bad quinn hughes being gone sucks what's what's the merit they shouldn't
be winless what's the merrick line like in situations like these other gms around the
league they don't throw you life uh life rafts to throw you anchors basically like we're anytime a
team ends up in this situation we're like they gotta make a move and nine times out of ten you're
losing a move trading from this position the answer has to come within the room and if it
doesn't i don't know what you do other than tank for bedard all right and i don't i don't see how
it does come from within the guys who they have right now because that's all that's the only
consistent part of this team is the fact that none of them have left you've trade you've you've
fired head coaches you've fired general managers you've fired presidents everybody around the guys
who are in the locker room are different so i think it comes down to the consistent thing that
it's been throughout these this last little run with the canucks and it's the players and it's
not working and all the guys are bringing in aren't the guys who are going to change that
like an oel going out and getting them like that didn't that's not solving anything and it's clearly
you need to make some moves here you're gonna lose the trades obviously because you're the worst team
and you're desperate here but something needs to happen with the guys in the locker room you need
make a choice like you need a you need to take hughes and petterson and say that's the future
of the team and anybody who's not that little young group like they're not going to be here
anymore it's a huge test for patrick olivine because you can point at the uh a lot of the
canucks problems right now and be like ah that's that's still from jim benning uh how long are you
gonna ride that excuse well none of it except for mikhayev and maybe luke shen i think no uh
shen was already there curtis lazar okay well like other than those two guys it is the other
person steve but you're right you have to make some changes at some point otherwise they become
your own it's your problem now you gotta fix it bro yeah yeah it'll be fast alvin made the
miller extension like he gave me extension obviously yeah um he did besser extension
extension the mckay of deal yeah lazar uh kuzmenko oh yeah yeah yeah and that's kind of it
you know did we well and you also don't want to poison those young guys too
with this atmosphere it's not good it's not good in vancouver right now man you're you're right
though they they do need a a nice little feast down the road in seattle because if they don't
get it here's my question who do you start because you need that win bad but you're playing a back
to back what's the plan you start your starting goaltender you start the back the backup on the
second night so you feed spencer martin to the penguins yes demko goes versus the kraken you
gotta have a win yeah feed them yo man you've been feeding the team to the the wood chipper
literally every single game you're underrating seattle seattle's off to a great start i think
they're three and three yeah they're doing well yeah they're doing well that's why you can't lose
right now yeah you cannot lose to them you can't it's the biggest game of the season oh it's
followed by the next one it's a must watch guys care the carolina game i don't know if you guys
caught any of it after the because it was on after the least gamer you must be filming lfr and you
were asleep because you wake up at 4 30 i don't let myself watch a second of the next game because
then i get like a period deep and i'm like oh fuck yeah drew's calling you being like i need
the fucking asshole yeah i'm staying up for you yeah yeah there was a moment early in the third
they scored to get within one but it never felt like they would close the gap there's something
there's something weird and off about the effort there where you're never like this team is gonna
win this game it felt like carolina's game the entire time they had the lead the whole game
and even when they got within one you're like oh no this third period's not like canucks aren't
going to close down and carolina just kind of held fort and that was the end of the game they
just kind of ran out the clock carolina beat a team they were supposed to that's what good teams
do good for that funny how that works funny how that works i'm not referring to anything i worry
about the effort with the guys and you need new guys it looks like it does so what do you do right
and that's that's the thing i think there's a trade if they're they can't fire budro they
cannot reward this group with another coach it doesn't make them better no it doesn't exactly
the players you can't keep doing you got it you got to make a trade even if it is an anchor i i
mean but you can't throw value at the window but what the fuck you didn't keep going if if they
bring in barry trotz and first of all why the fuck would he agree to come to this team the way
it is right now if he can write the ship with that decor he should make 25 million dollars a year
They would be better.
They would be better.
Dude, it's six guys, and you could argue half of them don't belong in the show.
And the other half aren't elite because Quinn Hughes isn't playing.
Yeah, or they're young or old.
Barry Trotz, I think it was Friedman who brought it up.
He had an 0-7 start with the Caps one year and made the playoff.
Trotz?
Yeah.
Oh, sorry, not Trotz.
Boudreaux.
Oh.
I said Trotz.
Boudreaux with the Caps one year.
so listen i love it before but most of budro's caps teams were teams that like we probably reacted
to that like what what's going on with the caps they're supposed to be good but i don't really
think anyone's saying that about the canucks for the second consecutive year here we are in autumn
looking at the canucks going listen i didn't think they were going to be anything special
but we didn't think they were going to be this bad right so lots a decent amount has changed
even though you know the main parts are still the same uh and yet nothing has changed it's a huge
problem um i want to move on to this quickly and then we'll get to the press conference okay okay
is it time for the coyotes to read the room about trading jacob chicken
interesting this is a guy who is he's physical he's offensive he's a good player very very good
player but and i meant to bring this up monday but we just ran out of time uh this is what merrick
had to say on saturday night look the arizona coyotes want to trade jacob chikrin jacob chikrin
has asked for a trade the price for this defenseman remains high it's essentially the equivalent of
two first round picks so that'd be a combination of prospects picks and players as well and i have
to tell you a player that young on a on a steal of a deal that's great but he has also had a knee
and wrist operation if i'm not mistaken uh and he's out he had a lower end and he's currently out
i'm i'm just curious about who the coyotes think are gonna pay that kind of that kind of a sum
for chikrin who is not even playing they're misreading the market but we we talked about
this before they're misreading the market there was you could get klingberg for less if you really
need a great moving puck moving defenseman the the issue is uh the cap hit and it's highly
sought after uh because it's a very reasonable cap hit but the price uh to acquire a cap hit like
that um has gone down because we now have a little bit more certainty when it comes to the cap and
all the forecasts are good all the forecasts are positive so you can acquire a good player for a
hit this season the the appeal is for the seasons that follow but we're expecting the cap to go up
significantly so the urgency to pay top dollar for a contract like this isn't there anymore
if there's an announcement that oh actually never mind we screwed up the cap's not going to go up
for five years all of a sudden the price for jacob chickering skyrockets but it's heading in the
opposite direction i also think the reporting in itself is a little premature because the deal's
not going to happen until he plays hockey for the arizona coyotes so like we're we're in pre
speculation for the trade it's going to happen eventually if both parties want to get rid of
them but we're not at the point yet where the deal's going to go through because he's gonna
he's gonna come back he's gonna get healthy we're gonna watch him play for two weeks in arizona and
then we're gonna kind of see it's gonna pick up like december and everything so there might be
conditioning stint in actual nhl games literally so like the the rumors and rumblings are there
but that's all they are right now i don't think but that's what they've been for a year yeah but
because there's three years left including this year on the contract it's a long drawn out trade
request imagine what they could have gotten if they traded him before the injury is my point
trade the player if you keep hanging on shit like this happens it's hockey i just what team
my thing is not my thing is not what teams are willing my thing is the coyotes need to
they need to like enough do you think they should just move him i think that they got to move for
less than two first round picks are you kidding me no that's what they want you don't you don't
you don't waver on something when you have all the time in the world but they're not but they
don't have any leverage we're all but they don't they don't need yes they do they do here's the
leverage yes that they don't need to move them they a lot like lots of players they can sit on
it look at the st louis blues with vladimir teresanko yeah yeah he was like i want to be
traded and they're like that's nice and they didn't they exposed him to seattle who didn't
take him but uh yeah it didn't go great there um but he's still an effective player for the
st louis blues jacob chikorin's under contract for two more seasons after this they don't have
to do anything until they get the price
that they want. The Coyotes
are going to struggle to get guys
under contract at all, let alone
under contract on multi-year deals.
True. They have one.
They have one. I want to be traded.
That's nice, Jacob. Like you and everyone else.
We're not doing it. You and
every Coyote. You and everyone. Do you think
anyone wants to be here? Shut up.
Get out there and play. We don't even want to be here.
We don't even want to be here.
Our arena is temporary.
we're working very hard to not be here anymore shut up and play that's what i'm doing if i'm
the coyotes all right it's not very nice what do you think morale is up through the roof
shut up so their leverage is they don't have to do it okay so they're gonna get the the deal that
they want no they're not they're gonna get the deal that they're gonna eventually gonna just
have to take a deal they're not gonna get the deal that they want the deal they want is two
first round picks they're not getting it i think they would if they were gonna get it they would
have got it i think the deal they want is to have jacob chikrin they don't want jacob chikrin they
want to trade him no they want i think i think they they said it was merrick reported they want
to trade him they're they're looking to move him because he wants to go that's what i'm saying no
but they're gonna they're gonna wait out and see what they can get this summer when all the cap
space and the world's available nobody made that move why is it stupid why are you advocating for
trading him at his lowest value because you should have traded him when he was at his highest value
before the injury that's my point my point is the coyotes have hung on too long they have yet again
fucked this up he got injured in camp guys why would you pay okay why would you play cost of
five million dollars for a defenseman plus plus when you can just sign somebody for six well
because you're not going to get someone as talented or as young.
Yeah.
Right?
He's good.
Now, Adam, do you stand at the waterfront in Toronto
and when the ferry takes off, you go,
no, like it's never going to come back?
No.
It does.
It comes back, man.
So I think the ship has sailed on top dollar for Jacob Chikrin for now.
It might come back.
Right.
It might be a round trip.
It's great to base your best defenseman of your franchise.
that trade on might come back.
Here's it.
Here's it.
From what we heard,
Ottawa offered them
a pretty good deal this summer.
No, the other option
that you're asking for
is to trade him
at his lowest value.
Why not just wait?
Yeah.
You have two years.
Playing for the Coyotes
is really going to up
his value, guys.
It will.
They've been playing well.
Dude, the Blackhawks
won the Stanley Cup in 2015
and it's a good thing they did
because they gave up
a first round pick
for Antoine Vermette.
There's always a mark.
always they'll look at their deal you'll find someone their leverage is they don't have to
trade them and they don't give a shit about winning hockey games oh no like what's the
urgency i guess i just go back for him because he deserves better here's where they potentially
lose leverage if he comes into the lineup actually they don't lose leverage and i'll get to it if he
comes back in the lineup it makes them so good that they're no longer in the conor bedard sweepstakes
they have to get rid of him but the price goes up because it means he's good so they need him
to be good they need them they also don't i want to be traded yeah that's great i don't give a
shit here's your jersey go yotes reverse retro it's really reverse retro it's actually a great
jersey it'll look great in warm-up anyway get out there okay you know what have you visited
or cap friendly jacob oh you have so you know why we're not freaking trading you shut up get out of
my office okay fair enough all right all right fine i'm just making bill armstrong out to be
the person he was depicted i just feel like it's the new john klingberg from last year which is
we're gonna follow this all year nothing's gonna happen again and he'll slide with the ducks report
on imminent trades yeah that's what i want it's been coming up a lot this chicken stuff
no these trades are the ones that frustrate me the most because like i know we all think
they're months in the making and like like brian burke talked about that with the dion
finoff trade months and months in the making and dave donas did a lot of the legwork i think a lot
of trades are done with no diligence basically and it's just gms calling each other up you want
to do this and then they have like a quick face time with the with their like yeah i think
we just uh you're sticking we're sticking we can you yeah sorry i'm in the basement and they
and they leave the room and about 15 minutes later they have a deal with several million
dollars implicated in it and somebody's life uprooted from a city yeah going somewhere else
and it owners millions of dollars at stake too right and they made the deal over a high ball
yeah oh i i'll never forget i'll never forget the fin of deal seven players in the deal
millions and millions of dollars over many years and they said the thing that got the deal done
was jamal mayers going from the leafs to the flames and frederick shoestrom going from the
flames to the leafs that was the final straw jamal mayor that was it i like shoestrom i actually
liked him i liked him and hagman those are my two underrated guys that i was like i think that they
were better than people remember them for hagman and ian white matt staging those weren't as good
and dion finuff and keith ollie no what got it done was shoestrom was a pair of fourth line
centers at that point in their careers like again this this shit could get done in a phone call
and that's why I'm mad at the Coyotes
for wasting everyone's time
and with that let's not waste any more time
let's do the press conference
