The Steve Dangle Podcast - Frieza Saga | November 14, 2017
Episode Date: November 15, 2017On this episode, the Montreal Canadiens signed Antti Niemi (00:00), the Toronto Maple Leafs recalled Nikita Soshnikov today (16:30), the Leafs beat the the Bruins twice! this weekend (23:30), JVR's TO...I has been quiet (38:00), Brian Burke trolled the Toronto media (49:30), bad sports injuries (1:04:00), Roger Goodell and Jerry Jones are fighting (1:09:00), Pokémon is ruined forever, DRAGON BALL Z is the best show ever, Steve goes Super Saiyan, and Adam is Star Wars NERD (1:26:00). and the press conference (1:51:00). Originally aired: November 14, 2017 Watch the full episode here: https://youtu.be/B2DI0TKpTgk Follow us on Twitter: @Steve_Dangle, @AdamWylde, & @JesseBlake Follow us on Instagram: @SteveDangle, @AdamWylde, & @Jesse.Blake Subscribe to us on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/ca/podcast/steve-dangle-podcast/id669828195?mt=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Hey guys.
Hey.
Tell me how this strikes you.
Mona Niemi.
Mona Niemi.
As in Mona me.
That's what I...
Mona Niemi.
Right?
What are you doing?
Right?
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That's it. That should be the end
of the show. Mona Niemi.
I don't want to continue after
Mona Niemi. It's terrible.
Got started on the wrong foot.
I don't like it. You know, when Andrew Berkshire comes to
town, we should have t-shirts made Mona Niemi.
No, we should. I already got him
a Jerkshire 69 jersey.
My Mona Niemi is Andrew Berkshire,
For sure
For sure
I talked to Berkshire
For like an hour yesterday
Berkshire
Who is a father
About anime
Wow
From when we were kids
See it's good to know
That we don't have to grow up
This generation's like
Yeah screw it
Not happening so
Okay
We're gonna
Okay
We're gonna tackle
A lot of hockey things
In this show
When do we want to discuss
The travesty that happened
With Pikachu
I think
Oh that's
That's later
That's later
We're saving it
We should spend the entire
Two hours on that
Yes
Alright
We do need to talk about that
But that's later
Okay. Good. You saved that. You saved that.
Because I'm hot.
Carey Price.
But Pikachu.
But Carey Price.
Can speak English.
Obviously, Carey Price has an issue.
For the next couple games, it sounds like they're going to have to put Carey Price back in his Pokeball.
You see, because...
Mona Niemi.
I feel more or less like that. I feel like that.
What Pokemon would Carey Price be?
No.
I'm going to say Gollum.
John Liu from TSN says,
Price says that if today was a playoff game, he would play.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Don't quote Eric Engels from Sportsnet or anything.
Well, I didn't see Eric's tweets come up.
No, just go with, nope.
All right, fine.
No, I'm joking.
I'm joking.
Jesse sent the screenshot.
Adam, I'm busting your balls.
All right.
We should restart.
No, no.
I think we should.
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What's interesting here is Eric Engels does say about Zach Fucali,
because they could have just called up Zach Fucali.
Fucali, Fucali?
He doesn't have NHL experience and spent most of last year in the ECHL.
However, Ante Niemi.
I think he had, what did he let in, like 18 goals in two or three games?
Now, here's what Mark Bergevin said there.
Well, we could have Zach Fucali back up, but you see, he's bad.
Then why did you claim Ante Niemi?
Because, see, he's as bad.
Well, you know what?
He might be bad, but he's used to it.
In my opinion.
See, there's a difference.
Zach McAuley
as bad as
Anthony Emi
has been
Zach McAuley
has been
as bad
yeah
he's
he's old
and used to being bad
and we need that
kind of leadership
on our team
I love how
there was a little trade
there was a little
teeny trade
little teeny trade
between
Arizona and Tampa
and we thought
hmm
what an exciting morning
Nikita Soshnikov
Gets called up
What an exciting morning
And the Habs just decide
To go
Oh a very merry
Unbirthday to you sir
We claim Anthony Emmy
We're gonna have
A press conference
With our GM
And goalie
Oh I love it
I just love that team
Non-stop hits
So they're having
A press conference
With Carey Price
To talk about
Carey Price's
It's happening right now
Or like it might have
Just ended yeah
To talk about
His injury
And I guess he got
heard in warm-up. Eric Engels
tweeted this about Bergevin.
We have two young goalies, and with
Al Montoya having a concussion, it could be
two weeks or two months.
We wanted to protect the organization.
Okay.
So you have a guy who can
legally play goaltender,
I guess. Like, look, I
understand. I understand
the logic.
But what are you doing?
It's Antony Emi. Like, okay,
Louis Domingue was obviously available.
And Michael Leighton was available.
Couldn't have got any of those guys?
No?
I guess you would have had to give something up.
Well, Tampa Bay certainly did.
They acquired Louis Domingue from the Arizona Cavaliers for Michael Leighton.
And time again, Leighton has not been great with the crunch.
3-3-2 with an 8-68 save percentage.
And a 3-0-3 goals against.
McGinn has two goals and three assists with the crunch this year.
And I guess Domingue appeared in seven games with the Coyotes already this season.
And he, are you ready for this save percentage?
How as bad was he?
8-5-6.
Good God.
And a 4-3-3 goals against average.
Now, again, flawed stat, and we should talk about that,
because we were talking about that in the garage.
Yes, and I'm eager to hear Jesse's input on Adam's little theory.
But I guess the Syracuse crunch, they wanted to try Louis Domingue
for the Syracuse crunch, so I guess that's why Tampa Bay got him.
Man, I guess.
So we're talking about, one of the things you talked about
with Andrew Berkshire yesterday was goaltending stats.
And he said, what did he say about Freddie Anderson?
Well, he basically, he wrote this a couple weeks ago,
but it was about the Leafs' hot streak and the Leafs' cold streak
and what to read out of both of them.
And he said the one concerning thing is, you know, Freddie has been bad.
But he expects it to come up.
But some of the goals he's let in have been bad.
So what I wanted to talk to him about was, well,
so many of the goals that have gone in on Freddie Anderson,
have been tip-ins.
So, what does a tip-in count as?
Is that a shot in close?
Is it a shot from where the tip occurs?
Is it a shot from where the shot occurs?
Now, he told me they're categorized as deflections,
which I think is the right way to do it.
But to call it a shot at all is not true.
It's not.
It's not a...
I don't know what you call it,
But so many goals have gone in off of tips from the opposition.
And more concerningly, and this is where our conversation started, from his own teammates.
Right.
So you mentioned something about Carey Price that Andrew knows.
Yeah, I don't know if I want to divulge too much information on account of Berkshire Works for a statistics company.
But yada, yada, yada, a lot of pucks go in off of Habs defensemen.
Right.
And we also know from that same stats company that X amount, we can't really say because, again, you'd have to pay SportLogic for it.
X amount of goals
go in
off of
Leaf defenders
especially I think
it was the Gardner-Zeitz
pairing that
I mean we know
they've been bad this year
but regardless of that
we were thinking about
a concept
and producer Jesse
we want to bring this
by you because
you're a baseball guy
so in baseball
this isn't kiss
you don't have to
call me producer Jesse
I know
I just got
I get used to
calling you that
sorry
hey dick
hey guy
no so
what we were talking
about was the
in baseball
you got your
earned runs
and you get your runs
right and in in soccer there's own goals right you score on your own net in hockey if it goes
up nikita zaitsev's butt and goes in past freddie anderson it still counts against his save
percentage and goals against average and i wondered if that should count as more like an error uh so
it's a it's a run but it's not an earned run do you know what i'm saying so freddie anderson if
Is it an accurate depiction
If Freddie Anderson
Doesn't make a save
Off a puck that was redirected
And he had no chance on
Let me
Is it an accurate depiction
Of his stats
To say that goal counted
Isn't every goal
Something that he doesn't
Have a chance on
Not in Freddie's case
That's why I went by him
Oh that's why I went by him
Yeah
No I see what you mean
Well I think tip-ins
From the other team
Count
Obviously
They meant to do it
Yeah
But if it goes in off
Your own guy
Like, are you, I guess the stat is basically,
what the stat currently says in the way that it's counted
is you're expected to make saves on your own players.
Yeah.
Like, let's say that.
I mean, that is your job, I guess.
But, yeah, I have a hard, because it's kind of different in goaltending
because your job is to just stop the puck.
It doesn't matter where it comes from.
Even if it's an accident off of the other guy
or if it's an accident off your guy,
it's still your job to stop the puck.
So I have a hard time giving them leeway to be like, hey, you didn't stop the puck this time because it was more random than the other times the puck was coming at you.
Would you not say that the same is to be said about pitchers?
No, because if a ball goes to shortstop and just goes through the shortstop leg and the guy comes in from third base, that's entirely out of the pitcher's hands.
But the pitcher's teammate made a mistake leading to a point for the other team.
Right.
Yes, so it's not a run on him.
That's a play that should have been made.
But in the goaltender's case, the play that should have been made was on him.
Always, because the puck is always coming at him,
and we're judging, hey, when the puck is coming at you, how well did you do?
Well, and I guess then you could make that same argument,
well, why did the guy get to hit the ball in the first place?
Right?
If it's baseball, why did he make contact at all?
Well, an error can occur on a catcher missing a strike.
So it's not necessarily the guy made contact.
And the pitcher put the ball in the play.
Well, the hitter put the ball in play.
I'm not sure I'm sold on it, though.
I'm not sure I'm sold here.
Where the defender was supposed to make the play on the ball.
So the pitcher did his job.
It's not like the goalie did his job in this case.
Right.
The goalie's job is to stop the puck.
He didn't stop it.
Okay, total hypothetical here.
Let's say Shea Weber.
takes a shot from the point
and it misses
Dion Phaneuf misses
like it goes to Saturn
but Morgan Riley
makes a wild catch
in the corner
and instead of trying to bring it down
he catches the puck
but he throws it down
like Mark Bergeman did back in his playing days
he threw the puck in his own net
throws it down on the ice
and then throws it into his own net
how is that Freddie Anderson's fault?
I think the answer to this is that one stat that covers everything isn't a good stat.
It's like the same way we don't use wins and losses in baseball anymore
because you don't know the nuances of the game.
So when you're looking at analytics and stats for hockey,
you can't be looking at, say, percentage as an all-encompassing stat anymore because—
Or goals against average.
Or goals against average or anything because the game is so nuanced.
And goalie statistics are getting much better.
You need to be going to people like SportLogic who break down each play and break down each occurrence in a game.
Here's what we really need to start talking about.
Peer pressuring Berkshire using this show to write things answering the things we have questions to.
It should just be like SDP fan reaction.
Reaction, SDPFR, SDP-ABR, Andrew Berkshire reaction here. No, I got it. How about this one?
It's just called, how about this one?
Because whenever, whenever I ask him something, I'm like, all right, how about this? No, no, no, you're missing this, but actually, with Andrew Berkshire.
So he takes- Berk actually.
So he takes something and he's like, you guys think this, Berk actually- Berk Andrewly.
Yeah, Berk-
I'm going to just call you until it's done.
I'm sorry.
You know, he's going to listen to this
and be like, I hate those guys.
I can't even associate with these people.
What's wrong with them?
You know what?
He can act high and mighty with me
because we spent like an hour
talking about Pokemon and Dragon Ball Z
yesterday.
Well, okay, fair enough.
I don't feel bad.
Is it fair to say that coaches
don't look at stats like safe percentage?
I think some of them do.
Some of them do.
I think some of them still do.
Yeah?
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
absolutely I think coaches are very simple when it comes to goalies should it have gone in
shouldn't it have gone in you know I I think they go how many times per game am I going damn it
really wish you would have had that you know like I want to say it was Connor Carrick or
Dominic Moore and Matt Martin I don't remember who it was but that terrible Derek Engeling goal
All Babcock can really control
Is, you know, defensive breakout
You know, how his team
Changes lines and everything
He can scold Carrick for a mistake there
He can scold Moore
He can scold Martin
He's not the goalie coach
And most coaches, I think, will tell you
They're not the goalie coach
Save for Patrick Waugh
That might have been a weird little relationship there
Well, you can't tell him anything
He has Stanley Cups plugging his ears
He's a very scary man
He seems very intense, yes
Like, okay, so
Sorry, that was a very long way of going
Yada, yada, yada
Mistakes were made leading up to that shot attempt
By Derek Englund
Stop the friggin' puck
Like, it's
You know what, you made an interesting point
It's just their job to stop the puck
And every time a puck goes in
It was a mistake
Yeah
Every time
Every single time
That's why I don't like you guys being like
Hey, let's give him a break for deflections
I just wonder if it wouldn't be more accurate to say that,
to say that, well, I mean, you can't count that goal against them
because it wasn't them that put it in.
If Morgan Rielly hadn't spiked the puck into the net,
like he's Ben Roethlisberger and just runs 80 yards.
Did Freddie Anderson sit there and just watch Morgan Rielly come over
and throw a puck into his net?
If he did, then it's all right.
Because Morgan Rielly said, look at that shiny thing, Freddie, and distracted him.
You don't want a goalie who gets distracted by shiny things.
I think that's the problem.
You know what?
You're right.
He makes a solid point.
A more realistic point, though.
Okay.
Shea Weber takes an 85-mile-an-hour slap shot.
Relatively slow by his standards.
It's tipped by Morgan Rielly in the slot.
going 85 miles an hour,
which is, I don't know,
something like 140 kilometers an hour.
So now it's probably bouncing.
So it's changed direction suddenly
going at that speed
because of his own teammate
maybe 15 feet in front of him,
10 feet in front of him.
You have no...
All you can do is set yourself
for the situation in front of you
and then your own teammate screwed it up.
But what's the difference
if Riley tips it
or if somebody on the Habs tips it?
Well, then they should be rewarded.
Yeah, I don't know.
Both times, it would have went in.
Both times, your job is to stop the puck.
It's like I said, like, Berkshire's company does take account of deflections.
He didn't tell me exactly how specifically, but I think that's important.
I don't really think you can be like, well, Freddie Anderson's susceptible to deflections.
All goalies!
Like, that's the hardest thing to stop.
Well, that's why they do them, because every goalie struggles with them.
If there's one thing goalies struggle with, it's pucks changing directions at 100 miles an hour.
Would JVR have any goals in his career if he couldn't deflect pucks?
I don't think so.
How many JVR goals go in off the wing?
Like, you know what I mean?
It'd be like Phil Esposito.
As many as you think.
As in zero?
Yeah.
Because I think zero.
Is it minus?
Man, you want to talk?
It's negative four goals.
JVR's goals are from here to, like, you to me.
I am JVR, you are goalie.
And he could bat that puck in.
No one can bat, baseball bat that puck like him.
He can bat it.
You want to talk about a guy completely simplifying his game
and getting results out of it in a week.
Park your butt in front.
Be JVR.
Ah, Chara, you're a few years older.
Not so easy to shove him out of the way, is it?
Can't cross-check him in the spine anymore, can you?
He's going JV far, you might say.
man I'm batting a thousand already today I'm feeling good I don't I don't think so I don't
think that's true at all okay so Nikita Sashnikov was up with the uh with the team in practice um
and this this is the best part about the Leafs it's like yeah we'll we'll announce that whenever
we feel like it so he was brought up but they didn't actually make the announcement till after
practice that he was brought up all the reporters were just like Nikita Sashnikov's here he's on
the ice. So we're assuming he's
up. So that means he's not going to the KHL.
However, if he's brought back
to the Marlies at any point from now on this season,
he has the right to request a loan
to the KHL.
Interesting. And if he plays
three more games, he's
no longer waiver exempt.
So
they got a decision to make on Sosh.
They have,
the way I see it, they have a two-player decision
to make. I'm not
sure
given the circumstances
unless Sash decides to be
a really, really nice guy
how they can keep both
Sashnikov and Levo.
You gotta make a decision.
That's funny,
because I remember you saying
something similar about
Frank Corrado last year.
Uh, did I?
Well, it was just kind of like,
well, you can't do this to a guy,
and they did.
They'll just keep him.
Well, no, this is the thing.
They can't keep both of them.
Why not?
Groce went back down.
No, yeah, Gro...
Oh yeah, so I guess they just have two spares
Yeah
And they'll just have two spares
Oh, maybe you're right
What if they don't have enough chairs in the press box?
Oh man
What if they run out of popcorn?
Damn
Do planes work?
What if one of them needs to fly somewhere?
What if one of them had to fly from here to Vancouver today?
How would they get there?
How would they get there?
That's a throwback
I don't even remember what we were talking about there
I don't either, but I remember being like,
you ever heard of a plane there, buddy?
It was because we were traveling with the exact amount of right guys
for our Western road trip, and Steve was like,
how are they going to get a guy to the gate?
Oh, if someone gets injured, what will they do?
That's right.
And I was merely pointing out time restrictions.
Adam just frigging teleports.
He says a Harry Potter spell and just appears in British Columbia.
No, okay, so who are the Leafs' three spares then right now?
It's Levo, Sosh, and Polak?
I would think so, yeah.
Yeah.
Has to be.
Okay, well, yeah, if they want to do that, sure.
Honestly, I would be really surprised,
unless there's an injury, that Roman Polak plays much.
Yeah, no.
Did he play one of the back-to-backs against Boston?
I didn't see the Saturday night game in person, so I don't know.
Oh, that's right, we were together.
Yeah, we were Chris Rock, so...
I don't think he did.
The Leafs won.
Yeah.
So that
I mean that
I think
I think they finally realized
Yeah
That there may not be any gas
Left in that tank
Well and
There's been some good
Minor league news
With regards to Leafs too
Martin Marincin
Has been very good
Yeah he's got like
What is it six points
In nine games or something
Oh my god
He's a dangler
In the AHL
No
His scoring's good
But TJ Brennan's scoring
Was good
His defense is a little better
Soshnikov
Scott Wheeler made a good point, and we made fun of Scott Wheeler
for how he talked about Soshnikov when he was just a rookie.
Apart from the contract stuff, Sosh earned this call-up.
12 points in 14 games, something like that.
Sosh does not score like that.
So that was very impressive.
We saw him with a very impressive penalty kill goal.
And I don't know, I do kind of see him as the sort of player
that the Leafs could use down the line.
Well, and here's the thing.
If someone were to get him.
They have to look at him as a replacement for Leo Komarov.
Is everyone a replacement for Leo Komarov, Adam?
Karl Grunström and Sashnikov?
Well, I think there's other than his option there.
For sure, options there with Karl Grunström.
But Nikita Sashnikov, you could argue, is further along.
And he's a cheaper option.
Doesn't mean I don't love Leo.
But, I mean, it's, you know, you've got three major guys.
And that is going to be, when it comes to trades and free agency,
Those three guys, Leo, Bozak, JVR are going to be the guys that we focus on because quite
honestly, you got to have a look at where those guys are actually going to fit in in
the future and if they fit in and if it makes sense, although I don't think it does, to
trade them this year or trade one of them this year and get some assets back.
To me, it's like, let them walk, man.
Go into the playoffs, load it up.
You want to be Megatron going in.
You want to have as much depth as you possibly can.
You know, in my lifetime, the Leafs.
Yeah, in my lifetime, the Leafs made it all the way to the Eastern Conference semifinals
and lost to the not-even-close-to-being-as-good Carolina Hurricanes
because everybody was injured, and they didn't have the depth.
Now, you know, sometimes I look back on that.
Is it good that the Leafs lost to the Hurricanes?
They would have been murdered by Detroit.
Anything can happen in a seven-game series.
No, stop, stop.
They would have been killed.
No.
Absolutely not.
They would have been killed, and it would have hurt so much more.
Hey, man.
It would have hurt so much more.
I don't know.
I remember thinking to myself when the Leafs drew Carolina,
oh my God, this is it.
This is their shot.
And then they lost and I was so heartbroken.
But looking back, if they lost in the Stanley Cup final,
that's my nightmare.
My nightmare is the Leafs make it back to the Stanley Cup final only to lose.
I don't know if I could handle it.
But it's okay.
That's not going to happen.
They're going to win.
You know what?
I think that would be a drastic improvement on them not making the playoffs.
Steve is so negative
when it comes to this team
that he loves
and just wait until
the next show
when you have to pick up
all the freaking pieces
and I'm a puddle
on this table
and I'm just weeping
openly
better to have loved and lost
just saying
bullshit
by the way
Polak did not play
either Friday or Saturday
thank you
you know what
I
part of me
part of me wanted him to be
wanted him to be
good
Every part of me wanted him to be good
I wanted him to be good like he was good in the playoffs last year
Until he blew up his knee
I wanted Bolin to be good
I wanted Clarkson to be good
I wanted Orr to have a hat trick
Alongside Fraser McLaren's three assist night
And four goal career
I wanted Jay McLennan to bag 15 or 20
Minutes or goals?
I'm a fan
Minutes per night or goals?
For Jay McLennan
Both?
Because he was getting minutes
Back slaps from
Average of 15 to 20 back slaps
From Randy Carlisle all night
I wanted Peter Horacek to win
And Jack Adams
I won a lot of things, I didn't get many of them
But I got Austin Matthews
Alright, so let's talk about this weekend
All of a sudden
The Leafs are on a four game winning streak
Beginning of last week, we were like, wow
Boy, trouble in Leafland
And then four games later
And not only that
On Thursday's show, I believe
We were still not very confident because they had they were two ugly wins. They were four ugly wins. Well
Now Friday night you were at the game and I gotta say it to me and I tweeted this out
I thought it was a mature victory. It was no, you know what it was
Yeah, the Leafs looked like the better team and the Bruins were
Mangled like I don't even recognize that Marshawn was even back was surprising
Yeah, their top line was obviously great,
but everything beyond that was very limited.
So they coached a smart, simple, and Babcock nailed it, boring game.
I like that he said that after the game,
because I remember just sitting there like,
there's not a whole lot happening, is there?
Leafs look better, and then towards the end of the second,
I look up and Boston's out shooting them, and I go, when?
When did that happen?
I could have swore the Leafs had more possession.
So, yeah, they looked like the better team against Boston.
I guess my only thing is, I said this at the beginning of the week,
even when they were on the cold stretch,
your next four games are Vegas in their third goalie,
Minnesota rested, Boston mangled.
Twice.
Boston tired mangled.
You have a real chance to go four for four, and they did.
so should I
take points away because they didn't look completely
dominant in all of them? No, and I think they're also
coming out of a bad snap
which, you know, as Mike Babcock
said, and I think I said this last show, it's, you know,
usually your first win out of a cold streak
is ugly. But the
other thing, the reason I say mature
is because the Leafs last
year would not have tied that up in minute
59. It just
wouldn't have happened. Minute 60?
There was, well, minute 60 or whatever.
I mean, it's not a
I don't think that makes sense
yeah me neither
after I said it
yeah I don't think so either
that's why I said 50
you didn't ask me
to divide you
no
minute 60 is
the first minute
of the playoff
first minute of overtime
no
no
just
okay disputed
cool
minute 72
no I thought
it was really interesting
that you know
obviously it was
a JVR goal
the most JVR goal
great setup
from Mitch Marner
all of them
and
what got me
was that they were like,
no, not going to quit.
No, not going to give up.
Well, I look for like
the most important parts, right?
Marleau was Marleau.
I accounted for that.
Leo was Leo.
Naz was Naz.
There weren't too many surprises there.
Mitch, I would argue,
was the Leafs' best forward.
I think in both games
he was their best forward.
Yeah, he looked great.
From what I've seen.
JVR bagged a bunch of goals
in a JVR way.
He looked like he was back.
and goaltending was great.
So I look for the things
that we worried about.
JVR's role on this team.
And we had reason to question that.
The guy was playing like 13 minutes a night.
Mitch Marner.
When is he ever going to put the puck in the net
or put up a few points?
Finally does.
He's done that.
Freddie has looked good as of late.
Curtis McElhaney decided to be
Curtis McElvesna.
His new nickname.
Jennings Lady.
I don't know.
Hart lady.
Art Ross, why not?
Go for it.
Art Ross lady.
No.
I look for the most concerning things.
But there was poise.
That's what I loved.
There was poise.
There was confidence.
Last year, it felt like, and I know any Leaf fan going,
really any young team, I'm sure Devils fans are going to see this
a little bit this year.
I'm sure that Tampa fans kind of remember a few years ago.
I mean, they've had good veteran presence.
superstars pass it off to good young superstars like you know any team that had marty st louis
and brad richards and vinnie le cavalier and then passed it down to stamkos and kucherov that's
pretty good progression but you know this is a team that really didn't have a lot of superstar
veteran leadership superstar veteran leadership and now we have a superstar he's not playing
and the team goes no we're gonna be fine and we're gonna we're gonna come back and get this
now i get that there's a certain degree of luck in that but then to come out in in overtime and
Mitch Marner saves
Patrick Marleau's behind.
Like, what a great back check. That was Marleau's giveaway?
I believe so, yeah. Okay. I believe so.
Trying to remember, because I just, all I
remember was going, oh!
Because it was right in front of me. That was
behind the net. And he gets it
and sets up Patrick Marleau.
It might have been Gardner. I don't know. Well, it was Gardner-Marlow.
Marner to Gardner to Marleau.
Wait, were you behind the net lower bowl?
I was in the reds.
Yeah, so you're lower bowl.
Yeah, yeah.
Did you go upstairs or not?
No, no, you're right.
You're right, sorry.
No, it wasn't.
It wasn't.
Jesse, what floor are we on right now?
Can you tell us?
Second floor.
Second floor, everyone.
The one that's not on the ground.
I just got to say,
I think I was really impressed by that.
And then to come out the next game,
and it's nice to see Mitch Marner
score the first goal there.
It was a rocket.
It was awesome.
It was a Mitch Marner goal.
First goal since opening night.
And it just seems like,
And again, we understand where Boston's at.
But that aside, I think it's really important.
First off, four points to one point against a divisional rival.
Huge.
And confidence boosted because Boston has always been,
although apparently the Leafs have won five straight games against them,
Boston has been a thorn in this team's side for, I mean, ten years before that.
It's turned around.
They're still sort of a boogeyman.
They were a boogeyman.
Yeah, it's like Don Cherry always likes to brag about,
because he was coach of the Bruins.
Oh, was he?
You know.
He never brings that up.
Never.
No.
Did you know he coached Bobby Orswell?
No, I didn't know that.
That's interesting.
In Chicago?
No.
Oh.
Where was that?
Boston.
Boston.
Okay.
No, he was coach of the Bruins
when Daryl Sittler broke the NHL record
and scored 10 points.
Right.
And he always likes to bring up,
and then we didn't lose to the Leafs for three years.
I like to think that,
especially this team that's got like
Brown and Hyman and Marner
and all these guys who were young enough
to be pissed off about that loss
Marner especially
I like to think they step it up against Boston
something haunts me man
last year
Nylander gets his hat trick
Leafs are up 4-1 on Boston
and the Leafs cough up the lead
Bruins tie at 4-4
and they just put the camera on Marner on the bench
he's just shaking his head
he's like
when I saw them do that
I was like
if I was there
there's no way
that would have happened
and here
damn it
here we are
Leafs ended up winning that game
do you think he cares
he grew up like that
he grew up a huge Leafs fan
I don't have to think so
yeah
like I wrote this thing
before the 2015 draft
I was like
the Leafs really have an opportunity
to draft a huge Leafs fan here
McDavid was an option obviously
Marner
I want to say Lawson Kraus
But also Dylan Strom
Was a big one
And there was one from his Instagram
Where he's like dressed up
Leafs jersey, Leafs scarf and everything
And I think he was on his way to Maple Leafs Square
To watch game 7
Or to watch one of the games
In 2013
He was like 15 years old
Which means Marner was 15 years old
You know
So I do think it matters
I like to think it does anyway
Well and I think if you grow up here you sort of get it a little bit
you get what what you get the history a little bit more like it would be it would be hard for
me to jump into new york and understand what it's like to be a ragers fan right away it takes a
while right kind of like uh what kiprio said yeah with uh winning the cup and everyone's like you
gotta do it and he's like okay yeah yeah yeah that's a really good that's a good point okay
i'll try like it would have been different for hyman because he was a little older and he was
drafted by the Panthers.
Brown would have been interesting
because he was already drafted.
He was drafted a year before that.
People forget how long he's been with the organization.
Yeah, he was drafted in 2012, I think it was.
And he's got to be watching that like,
team looks like it might suck.
Could be good news for me.
It ended up being true.
So, yeah, I like to think that's why they beat Boston.
It might just be because they're better.
The Rangers, by the way, who have won six in a row.
Unbelievable.
Can you look up the wildcard standings, please?
Because...
Oh, you got them here?
Okay.
What would you like to know?
I want to know who the top three teams in the Atlantic are.
Tampa Bay.
With?
30 points.
Because they're amazing.
Okay.
Toronto.
Hey.
With 24 points.
Good for them.
Ottawa.
With?
21 points.
In only 16 games.
Yeah, they've...
Toronto's played 90.
That's pretty good.
Yeah, but look at their record.
What's Ottawa's record?
Five.
Three and five.
Five!
Five OTLs.
Already?
Imagine you take like two of those,
turn them into full wins.
Imagine you take away one.
They only got half losses.
I know, I know.
There's a point at which Ottawa was ahead of the Leafs
and had a losing record.
Oh, yeah.
Like they were ahead, they had more points
because of the OTL.
You know what?
It's the way it's set up.
I don't begrudge them that.
Yep.
That's what I keep talking about.
Now, go through the Metro division.
It's New Jersey, Columbus, Washington.
With, with, with?
24, 21, 21.
Wow.
Now, what's the wild card look like?
Pittsburgh and the New York Islanders.
21, Pittsburgh.
20, the Islanders.
Who is the closest Atlantic team to a wild card spot?
The Detroit Red Wings.
No.
They're three back.
It goes Rangers, Carolina, Philly, then Detroit with 18 points.
And the Islanders have 20 points.
They're technically, it's just, they've played one less game than the Rangers.
So that's why they're in and the Rangers are not.
Buckle up for the Metro division.
I think this is going to be, the Eastern standings are going to be a mess this year.
Is a ninth place conference team going to make a playoffs?
It looks like it.
Which will be such a shame.
It looks like they might.
But like, it's going to be one of those situations where I think you make the top three in the Atlantic.
Like there's going to be a lot of...
And that's your only chance.
Well, yeah.
You're going to win, and you're going to be third in your division.
And then you're going to lose a game and be out of the playoffs entirely.
I think it could be like that.
And Metro, I mean, look how important a one or two point swing is there.
You can go from, well, not first in the division, but actually, yeah, you could be first.
What is it, 24 is first?
New Jersey's got 24 points, yeah.
That's not that dominant.
And then 21-21?
21-21, yeah.
Man, that Metro Division is insane.
The East is a mess.
I'm never going to get over the playoff format, though.
Oh, it sucks.
I hate it.
You're going to have a ninth-place team as the sixth seed.
You think so?
Say the Islanders and the Rangers both won their next games
and Ottawa lost two in a row.
Ottawa sits in ninth in the conference,
and then they're technically the sixth seed in that third playoff position.
Yeah, because there's no way Detroit catches them.
Well, they could, but.
They could, but.
It's not how it works
Yeah, you know, it's funny
I'm looking at Detroit, Montreal, Boston
Boston, Buffalo
The rest of our division is just bad
They are four out of the bottom five
In the conference
And once again, we talk about Ottawa as the irrelevant team
No, the actual irrelevant team is the team we don't talk about at all
And that's Buffalo
Those poor guys
Wow
Wow did I think they would be ahead of this
I thought they'd be better than this for sure
Their defense is so bad
It's not good.
That minus 20 goal differential.
Oh, my.
No, again, it's still.
Pittsburgh's got that, too, but that's Andy Niamy's fault.
Yeah.
Oh, and Matt Murray was in for one of those games.
Oh, he was?
Yeah, we were talking about that one.
People in the YouTube comments ripped us.
Burke, actually.
Burke, actually.
When is the cutoff?
Here's an E1.
When's the cutoff for, you know, it's early?
American Thanksgiving.
When is that?
I think.
end of November
two Thursdays from now
yeah
Black Friday baby
woo
let's go shopping
alright
okay
so
those teams
only have
two more weeks
of
but it's early
Steve's checking his
non-watch
that he's not wearing
you know I got him
a nice watch
for his wedding too
and he's not wearing it
oh was it engraved?
I meant to get it
engraved
I hung on to it
he also gave it to me
three years later
yeah because I
I kept meaning
to get it engraved
and I didn't
so I was just like
Here you go.
This story started out as, I got Steve this great thing.
Well, I mean, that is the crux of the story.
And then we dive deep into the details.
We went deep into the analytics.
Although my Italian uncle was very impressed by it.
I wore it to a wedding.
He just looks down at my wrist.
He goes, Big Ben.
So Italian.
Big Ben.
Big Ben.
And I was like, yeah.
That's awesome.
I've never heard anybody chirp like that.
That's amazing.
Big Ben, where'd you get that?
Big Ben
Send us a shot of your Big Ben everybody
Send us a shot of your Big Ben everybody
Hey Big Ben
Okay
So
No games till Thursday
So the Leafs and Steve are taking a well deserved break
Right now
The LFRs must have been a little bit grueling
What is it 8 games in the last 2 weeks they've played
Well and they were all either podcast days
Or Sundays
Which those are all hard
Those are all hard
The Leafs are 5-5, by the way, in their last 10
Well, yeah, because they went through a bad
It could have been 3-7
Right?
Yeah
It's like, it's funny
We were joking earlier
It's very easy for me to be the pessimist
Because that's just what I do when it comes to the Leafs
But at the beginning of their streak
I think they won a game to make themselves 9-7
And I said that out loud
And Mrs. Dangle goes
Is that good?
And I went, it's better than eight and seven.
So, you know what?
They're five and five in their last ten.
Weren't they two and six?
Last year?
Or something like that?
No, they were two and six in eight games, I think, before this four-game streak.
Oh, I meant last year, though.
Last year at this time, they maybe had three or four wins?
The Leafs had two wins last October.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, yeah.
People don't forget.
Hey, so an interesting piece in The Athletic this morning about JVR.
Jonas Siegel wrote it.
Oh.
And he's talking about JVR's deployment, and he actually goes into detail, but I'm just
going to top line it for you.
Sure.
But I find it very, very interesting.
Can anybody tell me what his average ice time was three years ago?
18 minutes per game.
About 15.
Okay.
That's 2015, 2016.
Aggressive.
First season with Mike Babcock.
Okay.
Okay?
Last season.
17 minutes
13 and a half
oh
jesus
what is
his average ice time
this season
it's
I assume
19 minutes
no
uh
I'm gonna say
13
just over 11 minutes
a game
really
wow
that's even strength
uh
I feel robbed
you should have
told him that
I know
but I
but I didn't want to
it was more fun that way
So, but 2013-2014, JVR's average 5-on-5 ice time was 16 and a half minutes.
That's without power play, right?
And he is a staple on the power play.
So he's playing 5-on-5, 11 minutes a night.
He is on pace for 41 goals and 68 points, both career highs.
Now, I don't know what his shooting percentage is.
So if we don't mind looking that up, that'd be great.
But I just thought, Jonas Siegel said, yeah, career best, 41 goals, and 68 points.
Somebody's going to pay stupid money for that, first off.
Second, that is fantastic for a guy that, you know, he is entering his prime,
and you do want that, and it seems like he's kind of figured out.
He's in his prime.
Okay.
I would say he's in his prime.
He's in his prime for the next two, three years, right?
Well, that's the problem with, you want a guy who's entering his prime.
You have no problem signing him to a long-term deal
because he'll work into his prime, and then he'll be in his prime,
and then you'll still get him tailing off just a little bit.
If you get a guy who's in the middle of his prime
and you sign him for eight years, it's a problem.
So interesting.
You should mention his shooting percentage, Adam,
because this year he's shooting 17.3%.
That's a little high.
His previous season high is 12.9.
Wow. Okay.
That's pretty high.
Last year he was 12.2.
Years before that, last three years he was 10.9.
So assuming that comes back to earth a little bit,
maybe he out-shoots his career high in terms of shooting percentage,
but assuming that comes back to earth, that still could be 30 goals.
Absolutely.
I mean, yeah, we're talking about a guy who scored three goals in his last two games.
Yeah, I mean, his percentage is a little high.
But I just found that interesting,
that they are deploying him in a way that he's pretty much always fresh
when he gets out there,
and he is positionally better than I think he's ever been,
and I think that's really, it speaks to A, the depth of the organization,
positionally on the
offensive side of the
puck
not defense
but I think that's
part of the reason
why they don't play
him five on five
that much
because he is a
liability defensively
shelter him
if that's what he is
then play him that way
but do you want to
give all that money
to that kind of player
again I've been saying
there's no way
they need a guy like that
they don't need him
they don't
don't tell me
there isn't two guys
in the Marley system
that can't come in
and give you 40 goals
Well, a lot of...
Not each, but...
Oh, right.
I was like, I will absolutely tell you that.
Don't. I don't want to know.
I'm going to bury my head in the sand.
But like, Kapanen could score, Levo could get 15, Kapanen could score 15, 20.
What I saw some people talking about, I don't remember what it was,
there's no one on the lease right now,
and there's, I can't think of anyone in the system
who can do what JVR does in front of the net, though.
No, no, you're right.
Let's say he gets injured tomorrow
and never plays a game for the Leafs ever again.
Who replaces what he does?
Nobody.
They can't do that.
But I think that's true of most teams.
I don't think most teams have what he has.
They don't have, yeah, surplus of everybody.
Yeah.
It's funny, because of the Leafs hold,
we keep getting told about how stocked this cupboard is thing.
I keep going, all right,
Who's the Marley's version of Kadri?
Who's the Marley's version of JVR?
Who's the Marley's Riley?
There's no Marley's Matthews, that's for sure.
Yes, there is.
His name is Colin Greening.
And they can call him up and slot him in, and it's no problem.
It's going to be interesting to see what they do.
I really hope that...
I mean, I love JVR, but I think this is it.
And it's a great way to go out, and he'll be great in the playoffs.
He always is.
That's a good way to go
Where are you casting
Go score 41
You go score 41 goals
And then go sign
For obnoxious millions
Somewhere else
Hopefully Montreal
What?
I hope it's Montreal
Because that still won't
Solve any of their problems
That would make for
So many fun games
It would be
If they give them
Six in six years
I'd be happy with that
Beliefs or Montreal?
Montreal
Oh it'd be great with it
Because they still can't
Get a number one center
Or a number two center
They make JVR play center
Duran's playing well
He's playing well
Who was the coach
who made JVR a play center.
I'm trying to remember.
Was it Carlisle?
Horacek.
They made him do it for one game.
Horacek, I think.
And I think it was
heading into the season
they were like,
hey, if we need you to play center,
can you do it?
And he goes, yeah, okay.
And then a situation arose
where he actually had to
and he was like,
man, I said I could,
not I want to.
And I think the Leafs got killed
like 5-1 or something that night.
Makes sense.
As it turns out, hard.
Some notes from the skate today.
Neil Ender's out sick
I guess he's got the cold
Or the flu
Bozak took a maintenance day
Probably just some rest
And Matthew's obviously
Skated on his own
Back on the ice
Yeah, back on the ice again today
We'll practice with the team tomorrow
We'll see
Playing the Devils on Thursday
Better take those guys seriously now, huh?
Well, I saw the Devils
Kick the Leafs' ass
In the first game that I saw
This season
I was at that game too
Oh, that's right
That's the one
How many games have they lost this year?
Seven?
At home, not many
At home, three
And I was at one of them
And I happen to be one of them.
Awesome.
Great.
What was the final score in the Devils game last night?
Because last I checked, it was 7-5.
The final score was 7-5.
For New Jersey over Chicago.
Over Chicago, yeah.
And the other game was crazy, too.
Carolina whooped.
Oh, we don't talk about that.
It was 5-1 over Dallas.
Oh, we don't talk about that.
No, I'm in trouble because of that one.
I'm in trouble.
Why?
So, Mrs. Dangle has possibly the worst hockey pool of all time.
What?
Like, the way it's scored.
I have a story about this last night, too.
Go ahead.
Oh, okay.
It is horrendous.
So, if a player gets dropped onto waivers from another person in your pool, you're not
allowed to claim them.
They're just dead.
What?
Yeah.
Forever?
Forever.
For the entire season?
Yeah.
Okay, you're not playing real hockey fantasy.
That doesn't make sense.
Some moron in her pool dropped Mark Stone, who has 12 goals and seven assists.
Now, here's the other thing.
So I was going to suggest she had Sebastian Ajo, who was her worst player and didn't have a goal.
I was going to suggest dropping Sebastian Ajo and getting Mark Stone.
Now, a bunch of people on Twitter roasted me for this.
Oh, as if Stone is going to shoot 20% forever and Ajo is going to shoot 0%.
You pleb
Here's the second reason why she has the dumbest pool ever
However many points
A player on waivers has
Already
If you claim them off waivers
You just get their points
That's so stupid
You just get them
So dropping Sebastian Ajo would give you more points
He had 8 and Stone had 19
So she would go up 11 points
But I thought nobody could claim
If somebody drops them
and they pass their waivers, then you can't claim them.
We did not know the first part, if someone dropped a player.
Now, we saw Jonathan Huberdeau was also on waivers.
And so we go, did anyone drop him?
Now, we were just inquiring.
We went, did anyone drop Huberdeau?
And the manager of the pool went, nope, here you go,
and just made the trade.
We didn't actually ask Aho for Huberdeau.
and then
so she
she has a 15 point lead
in her pool now
like it's
it's hilarious
she's killing it
but then
all I see is
her husband works for Sportsnet
so I don't think it's really fair
well
okay
she's also out of trades
so she's out of waiver claims
so hopefully no one gets hurt
and then
wait a second
there's a limit on that?
three
okay
she's in the worst pool of all time
so the whole point
of a pool
she's in the worst pool of all time
is to tinker
that's the point
she's in the worst pool of all time
what the fuck is this
She can't drop players.
It's the worst pull of all time.
It's absolutely terrible.
It's so stupid.
It's so stupid.
Oh my god, what an awful...
What a bore.
So now she can't make any moves to the end of the season.
Nope.
So she just gets...
Jesus.
Why do it?
Why fucking do it?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's the other thing.
What's the point of playing?
I would never even look at it again and be like,
well, my points are my points.
There's nothing I can do.
Yeah.
No, but she wants to win,
so she checks every day.
Right, but she can't do it.
She checks every day to make sure she's winning.
She can't change it now.
So?
She wants to make sure she's winning.
So she checks.
Man, I feel bad for Mrs. Dangley.
She got roped into a shit.
That is a crappy pool.
Whatever, she's in first place and wins money if she wins.
Whoever's the commissioner did a terrible job.
Well, the commissioner seems like a nice person.
I don't know if they set the rules.
But do they know anything about hockey?
It doesn't mean they did a great job.
I mean, Peter Horchak was a nice guy.
Listen, as long as she's in first place, I think they're doing a great job.
Okay?
All right.
But, so, wait, where was I going to go with that?
Oh, so I go, I just go, oh, well, hopefully Huberto continues to be good.
And I don't know, hopefully Ajo doesn't get in this crazy situation.
Ah, he scores his first game.
Scores his first game after Mrs. Dangle lets him go.
But luckily, no one can pick him up.
He's just going to sit there.
He could score 40 goals.
No one can get him.
It's terrible.
It's absolutely terrible.
Her team's freaking monstrous, though.
It's really good.
Hopefully she wins.
I hope so, too.
I think her worst player is Nylander.
She's good.
She's got a really good team.
Somebody asked me on Twitter, actually, about him,
and they said, like, you know, he's got three goals this year.
He'll be fine.
I agree.
He'll be fine.
He'll be fine.
I mean, like, this is one of the...
Marner.
It's the same thing about Marner.
Will Marner be fine?
Yes, Marner will be fine.
And look at that.
There you go.
Now, Brian Burke.
Oh.
Now, let's talk about...
let's put this into perspective here.
Do you ever wake up on a Monday morning and you're just crabby?
Oh, my God.
Why does it have to be Monday?
And you go, well, Mondays are important.
Wait, this happened on a Monday,
and I think some people wake up on Mondays
and they don't enjoy going to work,
and so they're like, you know what?
I'm going to do something to entertain myself.
And I think Brian Burke picked up the phone and said,
hello, Radio Toronto.
Let's piss off everybody.
And the way that you get people to react in Toronto,
especially media people,
is you say that Toronto media want the Leafs to lose.
Now, I will read this comment because what happened on Twitter,
it was taken out of context.
Oh, okay.
Because what he really said and what was said on Twitter
are completely different things.
You take one sentence out of this, it's not the right thing.
So I'm going to read the full thing, okay?
He said, when things are going well, they're picking the parade route, right?
Should we go down Bay Street or Young?
When things are bad, it's like, we got to get rid of these guys.
We got to change these 10 players, get rid of the coach, get rid of the GM.
That's the nightmare of working in Toronto.
But it's one of the attractions of working in Toronto too.
It is the Vatican.
There's a significant chunk of the Toronto media that wants you to fail.
We don't have that in Calgary.
We don't have that in Edmonton.
It's a different vibe.
That is a very strange statement
Because you're saying all those things beforehand
And I'm like, oh, this does change the context
And then that quote comes out of nowhere
It still sounds like he said what he meant
I think
The way I read it on Twitter originally
Was like, all Toronto media want
Want the Leafs to fail
Read that again
There's a significant chunk of the media
Toronto media
That want you to fail
We don't have that in Calgary
We don't have that in Edmonton
It's a different vibe
Now one of the tweets I saw
And I forget who it was from
But that is the biggest insult to Calgary and Edmonton media
There could be
Yeah it's easier in Alberta
That they're not critical
I think Mark Spector would have something to say about that
Because Mark Spector would be a guy
Who if I was Brian Burke
I'd be like that guy wants us to lose
He doesn't
Nobody wants them to lose because ratings go down
and that's terrible.
Why the Oilers are garbage today.
But his article this morning
is three reasons
why the Oilers offense
continues to sputter.
I mean, so...
Spectral delivery.
The Oilers are trash again.
From what I remember in Calgary,
there were some journalists
out there that
were not quite happy
with what the Flames were doing
at that particular moment.
Now, they're winning.
So, I mean, yeah,
and it's a smaller city
so the scrutiny is a little less,
but I wonder
if he was just going,
I'm just going to press him
buttons this morning
and fuck these guys.
He did because there's absolutely no truth to it like the Leafs are I can attest to the fact that the Leafs are better
So they have better ratings the online traffic is hilarious
Why is there so much Leafs stuff on sportsnet.ca because it does well stupid
And also they people enjoy not getting laid off
Big fan big fan of work and gainful employment also can we throw this out there if you actually look at sportsnet.ca
There is significant Leaf content
But there's also significant other Canadian team content
If you look at it in comparison
I'm sure if you were to actually break down the numbers
It's not as bad as people think
However, Facebook tends to pick up
The shit that you comment on
So anything that has a Toronto Maple Leafs thing on it
On Sportsnet, it's going to pop up in your feed
If you've commented on it before
Which means these guys that hate comment on Toronto Maple Leafs articles
Are going to continue to see them
Because Facebook knows you react to that
So it keeps sending it your way
That's how it works.
That's why, again, it's one of my hobbies.
I haven't done it for a long time.
But last year, one of my hobbies with Mrs. Dangle was we would just go through the Facebook comments
and just read all the mean things people said.
And we'd be like, there's that guy again.
That's Mike.
I know.
Yeah.
No, Mike commented on the last thing.
There's that guy again.
There's that guy.
What is with these guys who hate Watch Me?
And it's because they've commented on your stuff before.
Why does this keep popping up in my feed?
but they don't know how that works
right I'm oversimplifying it
I'm oversimplifying but that's sort of how it works
so anyway
so I thought that was interesting and you know what
the great thing was the
sanctimonious reaction from our
media counter
well it's just
you know honestly when you look
at it if you're a member of the media do you really
care do you really care
why do you care
like you care
but ask yourself step back and go why do i care i have it i think i think i have it i'm willing to
be vulnerable and admit this if you're involved in media you write for a living you talk on the
radio for a living you're on tv for a living there's an element of you need to have an element
of look at me sure i have something to say you can be afraid of the camera but if you write for
a living you put stuff out there there's an element of look at me but you're writing about
subjects. You're writing about Auston Matthews
that day. You're writing about the Leafs. You're writing about
the power play. But now
Brian Burke has given you
authority to talk about the real star
of the show yourself.
So that's why when someone
talks about the sports media
that's why people in
sports media go, beg your pardon
did someone say my name?
I do find it funny.
Don't mind if I do.
And I'm not normally, this isn't
Like, you know, when it comes to politics, I'm the exact opposite on this.
But I did find this funny that that when, you know, these media guys, all of us, all of us, I include ourselves in this.
These media, these media, the ones that were really offended by it.
Did you stop to think that everything that you do and everything that you did while he was here was criticizing his job?
He takes one interview and criticizes you once and you lose your mind.
That's where it's like, come on, guys.
You don't have to have a back and forth.
Sure, absolutely.
but I'm like
Dave Bowen was a bad trade
fuck you know it wasn't
like you know
you're allowed to do that
and Brian was known for that
I just think it's like
I don't know if he did that
like very clearly
Brian Burke
is just trying to needle you
he's just being a bully
so just go
ignore him
I wouldn't say bully
I would say
shit disturber
I'd say it's just having fun
there you go
shit disturber
fine
and I
I looked at that
and I laughed
people were looking at
at Burke's quotes
trying to be mad
there was one quote I saw
where he called
Nazem Kadri obnoxious
and people
people went
what
how could he say that
and I'm like
no no no
guys it's a compliment
yeah
that's why he got him
he also called him
belligerent
obnoxious
and truculent
yeah
that's why he got him
yeah
he got Kadri
and then they asked Kadri about it
and he goes
well yeah
yeah
yeah
that's what he got me to be
I don't want to
criticize the media
because I'm
a member of it
and we had
we had a friend
at a party the other night
go
I don't trust anyone in the media, and he's sitting in a room with me Jesse and Steve and we're like
Like there are four of us in the room, and he's like. I don't trust anyone in the media, and I said
Stopped him. I was like. Do you do you know what you're saying so like it's not like that
No, not you guys like oh, he was alcohol was involved. It's just old
I guess Brian Brian Burke being a troll is just old
Stop like don't fall for it. Who cares. It's old. It's old if it works
Well, it should be old, I guess.
Maybe it should be.
Maybe it isn't.
But I just felt like, I'm like, guys, guys, guys.
The Leafs are better.
The Leafs are better than they ever would have been if he were here.
If he had stayed.
Yep.
And now he's got an opportunity to go, fuck, you know they wouldn't be.
Exactly.
Well, and it's funny.
Like, I don't know.
Sometimes you just forget how emotions work.
Like, I think I've even said on this show, like, Sidney Crosby gets rattled too often.
why doesn't he try
not doing that
and I get a shitty tweet
and I'm like
I'm the same
I'm the exact same you're right
you're absolutely right
and you know what that's kind of why I like
Brian Burke he's a rascal
I relate to Brian Burke because
Brian Burke and the Toronto media is a lot
like me and Twitter
I'll be like Twitter is bullshit and I hate
this place on Twitter.
The Toronto
media is garbage. Now let
me continue my obsession with it.
Yeah. Yeah. Anyway.
Who didn't love the Toronto media more
than Brian Burke? Come on. Oh, he...
I mean, Richard Petty
when he was on, he said he liked
it too. Thank God you brought up Richard Petty.
You reminded me of something I wanted to bring up.
One thing Richard said to us, I want to
say in our first... By the way, if you don't know this, Richard Petty,
former CEO of Maple Leaf
Sports and Entertainment, brought the Leafs and the Raps
together, wrote a couple books, has been on the show
a couple times. I highly suggest you pick up
the books. On the first time
he was on the show, he said something
that stuck with me.
He thought, over the years,
he had built up all these relationships with columnists
and reporters, and he
built up this kind of rapport.
And then when things went south for him,
he went to the bank of
rapport.
Empty. No equity there.
No equity there.
It's no mercy. I remembered that.
I remember. It's not a
nice way to look at things, but
damn it if it's not true sometimes.
He did say some interesting stuff.
He did talk about... He's a great guest.
He's a great guest. I mean,
a lot of people were prepared to hate
listen to those episodes. Oh, Richard? Well, at least
he was honest. Oh, Richard or Brian Burke?
Oh, Richard Bennett. Well, we've never
had Brian Burke. Yeah, Richard. I'd love to.
I'd be like, hey, shit head. I'd love to have Brian Burke on.
And ask him about that. I'd be like,
okay, are you just... Brian, would
you like two hours to talk about yourself?
I don't think it'd be that hard to book.
Let's figure this out.
Well, and also, I think it would just be fun to hear him just...
More quotes like that, man.
I would just sit and laugh.
It'd be fantastic.
Oh, my God.
It'd be absolutely great.
But, no, Richard Petty, like, one of the highlights,
just to more advertising so that you guys go back and listen to those episodes,
someone sent in a question.
It was, you hired John Ferguson Jr. to be GM of the Leafs,
And then who's
Kevin O'Neal
No Babcock
Something Babcock
Or
Who was the
Or was it Grunwald
Or who was the Raptors GM
Who really really sucked
Kevin O'Neal
No
No he was the coach
It was
I thought it was Babcock
Might have been
Raptors GM history
John Ferguson Jr.
to GM the Leafs
at a very young age.
General managers.
Thank you.
Here we go.
I think you are thinking of Babcock.
Rob Babcock.
Oh, it might have been him.
The first Babcock.
Glenn Granwald and Isaiah Thomas.
There you go.
Okay, so anyway.
Kevin O'Neill must have been a coach then.
He was so bad.
Can I go to the wash?
Can I go to the wash?
Yeah, go ahead.
Yeah, sure.
You hired Babcock and Ferguson.
The wrong Babcock.
Yeah, yeah, the wrong Babcock.
Has any president made two worse concurrent hires?
Was a fan question that we asked him.
He just looked up and thought for a minute, and he goes, no, I guess not.
We were just like, wow, all right.
Yeah.
Man, I remember going to that interview going, I have some burning questions for you, sir.
And you know what?
I got to give him credit.
He answered all of them.
It was like when when Steve Simmons came on man, same thing burning questions
Interesting guy and answer them all at least these guys are willing to stand behind the shit, right?
You know if you create it you cause it you accidentally make it you got to stand behind ape
You know what? I gotta own this. Doug Sifu was good. Doug Sifu was good. Doug Sifu would be more interesting here
Let me just know
They were great guests. I don't I don't pretend I'm not saying that we
The stars of the show
Talk about me
How far into the show are we
I got tired of talking of others
Let's discuss us
No I'm just talking about
Hooray for us
We're just talking about great guests
But I
Brian Burke did bring up
Jerome McGinley
Or I guess
Somebody asked him about it
And they said listen
Oh that's right yeah
You know
He said the question is
You're taking
He's talking about Yarmir
And how they signed Yarmir
And he said
Is there a way that
He said when you're looking at this
Is there a way Jerome
Can contribute to our hockey club
Would it knock a kid out of the box
That's the problem when you sign a 40 plus year old player
You're taking a job from a younger player
And is that a sensible thing to do
When asked straight up
Even though the Flames offense ranks 25th overall
Burke said no we're not
Looking at changes in that way
Interestingly after he says that
The Flames go out and score 5 goals against the Blues
In the third period last night
Wow just in the third period
Against the Western Conference leading St. Louis Blues
That's who it happens to though eh
It's never like a team who's in
like 20 seconds no no it's it's always yeah they just blow a tire man don't expect it well
who the who the Leafs play on Saturday it's the Habs right yes and so a lot of people were laughing
about haha they got anti-Niemi and then all my mentions were just full of Niemi's gonna shut up
the Leafs on the weekend just watch he does have an ax to grind just with the NHL in general he's
got to prove that he can still play well um the other thing is he said you know Sam Bennett would
get crucified in Toronto.
I don't know if that's
necessarily the case quite
yet. I know he's had a
rough start, but so has Mitch
Marner. Travis Hamannick would get
crucified in Toronto. Yes, because he has had
a rough start. There was another athletic
one. That was from Delo. That's an
interesting read, too. I don't pretend to
understand everything that Tyler Delo does, because
it's mathy. No. But I
don't know how he gets to his conclusions,
but they math check out, because
smarter people than me are going, huh, good article.
Then I'm going, oh, mathematically that makes sense.
And then I'm going, okay, well, cool.
I'm trying to figure out the math.
I'm trying to get up to speed, but it's really hard.
The next thing I want to talk about, though, is both of you.
I have a question.
What is the most heinous injury you've ever suffered?
I've been very lucky.
You've broken any bones?
Never broken a bone.
Never broken a bone.
Never got any stitches.
Never got any stitches?
Never got any stitches.
Stitches aren't bad.
I've got stitches one time
I've sprained every finger at least once
Like pop them out
So people have to pull on them and put them back in
Like you can't even bend it for like a week
Or something like that
My back
Like throwing out your back
Sucks, you can't do anything
And usually it's for some stupid thing
It's like I picked up a pen the wrong way
And I can't lift anything now
I can't put on my jacket
My neck
from the car accident
but
I mean again
that could have gone
so much worse
I don't know
I haven't really had
any really bad ones
Jesse
I broke my arm
when I was 11
playing football
really
what happened
describe the play
I was a
tight end
describe the play
it's actually not
that heroic at all
we were playing
British Bulldog
in practice
in full equipment
and I got tackled
from behind
I wasn't expecting it
and when I was
going to land
I tried to brace
my fall
With my arms
Which you shouldn't do ever
That's what happened
To Mrs. Daniel
And I landed on my wrist
So you're supposed
To just fall eh
Supposed to just fall
You're getting tackled
Just fall
But I was 11
I tried to brace my fall
My right arm just snapped
Do you remember
Like in the moment
Did you know
Oh I started
I started bawling
My eyes
So it hurts eh
Yeah and I started screaming
My arm is broken
My arm is broken
And all the coaching staff
And everybody ran over
And they called an ambulance
And they had to ambulance me
To the hospital
Damn
Have you ever broken a bone
Never
Never broken anything
No, you guys have never played?
No, I played hockey for 12 years.
The worst I did was, I think I've told this before,
but I got this pirate scar on my hand.
I got a skate blade to the thumb.
And then later on in that season,
I was cutting a box because we had these,
in Toronto, we had these weenie little recycling bins.
And my dad is anal about this stuff and was like,
okay, we need to fit every box we've ever had
into the weenie little recycling bin.
It cannot sit beside the recycling bin.
It must be in it.
Because he was afraid that, you know,
the recycling guys wouldn't take it.
So I'm cutting a, and if you've ever had a powdered laundry box, and we got the ones from Costco,
they're enormous, and they're thick because it's powder, powder, uh, detergent that you're using.
So I'm cutting it, cutting it, cutting it.
With an X-Acto knife?
With an X-Acto knife, brand new, and it slips because the cardboard's thick.
Opens it up, and I've, and I saw my tendon.
I have actually seen my tendon, and I had, I nicked my tendon.
They said you came within a millimeter of it.
I would have had a scar from here to here, because it would have gone up.
You cut your tendon, it goes up your arm, and they have to come back, pull it back down, and do surgery on you.
but they didn't have to do that.
My dad did the exact same thing,
except he got his actual,
the meat on his hand instead of the thumb,
so that required stitches.
Why are you asking us this?
I'm asking this because
one thing that stuck out to me,
it wasn't like a super heinous injury,
but Zach Kassian kicked out Jimmy Vesey's teeth
this weekend.
Oh, man.
Yeah, I saw that.
And he had a tooth in his...
Wait, he kicked it out?
Well, I think he,
I don't know if it was a kick,
but it was like some,
I think it was an errant skate.
I don't think it was a punch.
Oh, all right.
Normally, Zach Kassian would be a punch.
But the tooth was stuck in Vesey's lip.
Have you seen this x-ray?
Yeah.
It's gross.
And I was thinking, like, what's the...
I'm like, I can't imagine.
That must be a weird pain.
Like, no one...
There's no one else before you can go,
you know, the pain that you're going to feel
when you get a tooth stuck in your lip.
That feels like...
Broken bone, yes.
Tooth stuck in lip?
I don't know, man.
Not many.
and I loved
his Twitter picture afterwards. He looks like the kid from
Stranger Things.
You know what I mean? He's just got no teeth.
Oh, okay. You know what I mean?
Dustin? Dustin, yeah.
I'm bad with character names. I'm bad with names too.
Anyway, I just thought, like, lost teeth
due to force. Imagine
the pain. That's your mouth.
You're eating with that every day. You're talking with that.
You're chirping with that. At least it's quick.
Oh, but the pain isn't, man.
Have you ever been punched in the mouth?
That has happened to me.
I've had loose teeth
I did not deserve it
oh
I did
it's running my mouth
definitely deserved it
fair enough
um
it sucks
and that's
without a tooth falling out
and getting stuck in a lip
oh well yeah
I didn't enjoy it
so
but I'm just saying like
at least the tooth came out
like that
right
it wasn't like
ripped out
boy this is not an easy listen
for some of you
well I'm
I am curious
to hear what your
heinous sports injuries
might be
but I'm also a little bit
terrified to get them
this
You know what I mean? Like, that's a Reddit page thread for sure
I was just about to say, this is a dream Reddit thread
Alright
This is exactly the sort of Reddit thread I would read for half an hour
Okay, we want to hear about it, we want to hear what you did
Yeah
How it happened, what happened
Reddit is basically just, like, Trump articles, a couple cat things, a couple random, like, Canadian things
Out of nowhere
And then it's just
Name the most fucked up thing you could possibly think of
Yep
Thread
And I'm always amazed to see what makes it to the top
Me too
Always amazed
We're gonna switch gears now
I guess
You guys
You guys ever negotiated a contract?
Yeah
Okay you have
Jesse have you ever negotiated a contract?
Anything?
No
Okay so somebody makes
My apartment maybe?
Okay that counts
My lease
Whatever
So did you go back and forth?
With your lease?
Yeah, but it was more of, hey, just do this.
Yeah, I don't really have much say.
When I had, one of my places went up for rent.
I think they gave me an offer that was like $300 under what I wanted.
So I signed them back an offer, which was my price minus $25 a month.
And said, this is the price.
Keep, you know, this is going to be the price.
So they took it.
And they're really great.
They're amazing.
But sometimes negotiating is very, very interesting.
So you basically go in and ask for the world and knowing that you're going to get half
the world because eventually you're going to meet in the middle-ish.
I actually, I was hard to win one.
I was a dick about something once when I bought my car, one and only car.
And I remember just, I don't know, it was only 2011.
I didn't have that much money.
And I just remember I'd been laid off a bunch of times and I didn't want to be dicked around
or anything.
and they changed something with the financing or the taxes
or something along those lines.
And they said, like laughing on the phone, they're like,
okay, so the price of the car has gone up a dollar.
And I just went, no.
Really?
Yeah, and the person on the other side of the phone went,
Steve, that's not fair.
And I just went, why did the price change?
I was that much of a hard ass about it.
Was it a dollar a month or just a dollar overall?
It was literally an extra dollar on the entire car
And I said no
I was just
I just wanted to be a dick
No I'm already giving you so much more of my money
What's the dollar
If it's going up a dollar
Then how about you eat the dollar
I'm buying a new car off of you
I'm not wrong
On principle Steve is very right
Absolutely and that's what I wanted to be stubborn about it
And then that was my way of going
Fuck you I'm in business
I ended up paying the dollar
that was great until the end
I think I did
I don't know
it was never about the dollar
that story was like the Sopranos great until the end
don't stop
and then I gave in
what
no well I think
it's like you in the apartment
you know there was
there wasn't really a back and forth
of me I wasn't stubborn and they're like
well then you don't get the car I can't
remember now I don't even remember
maybe they waived it I don't remember all I
know is it yeah I actually made it
into like a five or ten minute argument
that didn't need to happen
but I was like you know what I'm buying a new car
sounds like you were having a bad day
it sounds like you were hungry or something
you know how many other days I would
have like giggled along and gone
ha sure what's another dollar
but I was like fuck you I'm buying a
brand new car you're charging me an
extra dollar kiss my ass every time we get an angry tweet about something bad i'm like that
person maybe hates me or maybe they're having a bad day and they'll be back tomorrow and they'll
be a little nicer usually it's the latter you should have walked away from that and you should
you should have threatened to walk away and not paid that damn dollar not oh yeah it's okay
take your mazda i'm going to honda if i was a little older and more collected i would have
said something along the lines of i'm buying a new car off you can you just eat the dollar
Yeah, but I think instead what I said was no that's not the price we agreed to did you get did you get good service?
There were they nice to you. Yeah, so they're super nice to you, and they were really accommodating, and they're helping you out
You want to be a you were a dick about a dollar dude. I was 23. I was doing an impression of a real adult
Steve watches the Glen Gary Glen Ross thing on YouTube once and he's like no you have to have brass balls
This is for closers!
No, coffee is for closers!
Hi, my name's
Karen. I'm here to sell you a
car. Coffee? And I slap the coffee out of
her hands.
Goes flying across the room, scalds one
of the other salesmen. I go, coffee's for closers
only. See this watch? It's worth more
than your car. The
negotiation lasts eight minutes. I get an Oscar
for it.
You should get an Oscar for that story
and never tell anyone the ending again.
Yeah, next time you tell that story, don't tell them.
They gave me the car for free.
Mazda won, man.
They won.
See, I don't even remember if they got the dollar.
I honestly don't.
Did you hold back the dollar?
I don't.
Oh, yeah?
It's $280 a month?
I'm going to pay you $279.
Motherfucker.
I'll never forget the person.
Da-da-da-da-da.
Steve, that's not fair.
It's not fair.
I thought the customer was always right.
Anyway.
Yeah, I was just being a dick.
The reason I asked this.
I wish you held on.
I might have.
I don't remember.
It was six years ago, over six years ago.
The reason I ask is the NFL owners have been going back and forth
with a negotiation with Roger Goodell.
And we're finding out more and more about this.
Jerry Jones is super pissed about how Roger Goodell handled the people
protesting during the anthem and has threatened,
even though he has no jurisdiction over this,
to sue the competition committee
that, or sorry, the compensation
committee, that is, who,
you know, six owners who actually look after
this sort of thing, if they re-sign
Roger Goodell, and they've actually threatened
him now and said, listen, you do something, we're gonna
hurt you. And they can, they can hurt him. Now,
Goodell currently
makes 30 million
dollars a year.
His counter-proposal
doesn't mean he's gonna get it, but his counter-proposal
includes this. Are you ready for this?
this was
they've been arguing over this since August
50 million a year
as well as lifetime use of a private jet
anytime he wants
and lifetime health insurance for his family
the health insurance for his family
I think is just smart
lifetime use of a private jet
dude
now
one NFL owner told ESPN
several owners in this league don't make
$40 million a year. Now, the owner was referring
to salaries the owners take off their
teams. They all make over
$40 million a year. If you own an NFL team, you're making
over $40 million a year just in the fact that the
NFL team's value goes up. It is interesting
to note that the NFL
is making even more money
than it ever has. It's making
obnoxious, insane amounts of
money. So, in that regard,
you can kind of see
how it's possible that that sort of makes sense
for him to make that kind of money. We're talking about a guy
who brings in billions and billions of dollars
and he wants $50 million.
One of my favorite things about the story
was that when it was published on ESPN.com,
the original story said in the headline,
hey, Roger Goodell seeks $50 million for his salary,
next negotiation.
And someone from the NFL emailed ESPN
and they made them take down that article
and they had to change it.
Why?
Because Roger Goodell doesn't want $50 million.
He wants $49.5 million.
dollars. And the new article
went up. Fuck you, give me my dollar!
And the new article went
up later that day. Exact same
except for that one small change in the title
that says Roger Goodell seeks
$49.5 million dollars.
What is the United States of America?
A litigious society.
But at least they're on it.
You know what? I'm like, I don't mind that.
What did it used to be? Or
what do people always tell me it is?
It is red, white, and
blue, bombs bursting in air, bald eagles flying, land of the free and home of the brave.
If it is really land of the free and home of the brave, I propose a new, a tiny new law in the
United States. I'd like to see it worldwide. I'd like to see it in Canada, but I think the pilot
project is in the United States. Every single citizen from the moment you were born, as long
as the person is 18 or over you get one legal punch in your lifetime you are allowed to punch
someone in the face once legally ever i think that would solve so many of these problems
i think it would solve so many of these lawsuits all these court things how many of these guys
like just a gulp
of Buckley's could use a punch
in the fucking mouth.
I don't know if that solves
anything, Steve. It solves a lot.
I think it would make a lot of people feel better.
What if instead of a punch, it was a nice
talking to? Absolutely not.
What if it was a calm? Because if there's
one thing rich assholes listen to,
it's a good talking to. Punch
in the mouth is the one
equalizer. What if they have to agree
instead of a punch to cheer for the Arizona
to Coyotes for an entire year.
No.
What if?
No.
Instead of a punch.
I'd rather get punched.
What if?
I don't think, by the way,
they've won in regulation yet.
I don't think so.
It's like a punch in the mouth.
14 losses.
They have two wins.
I just don't think
they've won.
I don't know if they've been.
Regulation overtime wins one.
Oh, they got one.
Okay, so they go.
No, you're talking about
like not even in overtime.
You're talking about
like just a three period win.
60 minute win.
I don't know if they have one.
I don't know.
Have
What's their shootout record?
One and one
Yeah, so they don't have a three period win
They have an overtime and a shootout win
No, they have two wins though
They have two wins
I know, they have an overtime and a shootout win
Oh
Are you sure it's an overtime win?
I'm almost positive their first one was an overtime win over Philly
Goligoski
They have no regulation win
Holy shit
A punch in the mouth
In the land of the free and the home of the brave
Okay, what if
You have to watch
Little Sheldon
Over and over and over again
Instead of getting punched in the face
You know how many rich assholes are like
What a great program
A punch in the mouth
Yeah they have no regulation
Bleacher report
I just found that at the same time you did
No I looked at the schedule
Steve for president
I'm just saying does that law still apply
Where you have to be a citizen
I wouldn't want to run for president on that platform
It means I get punched by a lot of people
I don't think that works
You get one.
I don't.
You only get one.
I think we can come up with a better plan.
I don't think so.
Lastly, before we get to Pikachu.
Oh, speaking of punch in the mouth.
No.
Boy.
Man, of all, of my list of people.
Hey, can you just, can you just hold off on that, please?
No, I'm fired up about my punch in the mouth idea.
Italy not making the World Cup is bad for the World Cup.
I might use it on you now for talking bad about my country.
I didn't talk bad.
My country that I'm from, Italy.
Yes, very clearly Steve Glenn from Italy
Them not being in the World Cup sucks
And it's not because Sweden being in the World Cup sucks
It definitely does not
But what sucks is
Italian fans are the best
They're amazing
They're so much fun
They're dancing in the streets
It's like Brazil not being there
You made a lot of other people mad by saying that
But you're right
Brazilian fans
Imagine there's nobody dancing in the street
Like at a Brazilian bar
During the World Cup
That sucks.
There's a bunch of fan bases
that need to be in the World Cup.
Like, just for Toronto.
Like, I think it's bad for the World Cup.
Portugal.
Portugal.
Greece.
Italy.
Italy, for sure.
Both Mediterranean countries.
Yeah, absolutely.
I was, apparently,
according to Steven Burch,
I was like,
is there, like, a little Sweden in Toronto?
He said there's apparently a
It wouldn't surprise me
if there was a little everything.
There's a Scandinavian Christmas
Christmas spectacular
at Harbourfront every year.
He has to go,
even though he's not Swedish.
Why don't I?
Why am I not surprised he knows that?
Well, he sent me the link to it.
His wife makes him go.
That's what was so funny.
Makes him go.
He's like, my wife makes me go.
We aren't even Swedish.
So I'm like, man, that sounds great.
I'll go to that.
I need to ask a question about this.
Did you know that Mrs. Dangle and his wife are teachers together?
I had no idea.
They are.
Wow.
They are, and they talk about their Steve's.
It's true.
But no Netherlands, no USA, no Italy.
Netherlands, I think last World Cup
were one of the most dominant teams
it's crazy, wait who is it, Netherlands, Italy and
USA, and really
in comparison, USA
is not a story, it's a story here
but in Europe, USA not making it, they're like yeah well
it's disappointing, it's disappointing for
USA and it's definitely disappointing for Fox who
paid like a billion dollars for the next two World Cups
so who, well
this is what I look at, okay, like I'm disappointed
Italy didn't get in, and I'm sure a lot of people
are, and Netherlands
and US, we're talking about three countries that
usually make it, right?
Italy and Ireland in particular.
And USA,
of the last 20-25 years,
they've sort of...
Yeah, I think it's even more than that.
But this means
three teams got in
that usually don't.
Or will get in.
We still don't know.
Like, I don't know,
Ireland.
You know, they're in and out
sometimes.
Sweden's not going to win it,
but they're in now
and they're going to be competitive.
Are they usually not?
They've been in the last couple,
but they're never a threat.
Sometimes.
Iceland's bringing
their thunderclap back.
They're in.
Like, how many World Cups
Have they been in
And they're
What are they a country
Of 400,000 people
350 something like that
Like they made it in
That's crazy
That shouldn't happen
That's like Hamilton
Having a World Cup team
Yeah
It's amazing
It's like London, Ontario
Having a World Cup team
And that is why
A real World Cup
Is the best
Not a
Yeah
There's some teams
From some places
Cause you never know
Cause you never know
Who's in the World Cup of Hockey
Lithuania
Had no idea
Didn't know they have
What it takes
Crazy
But you guys
The young guns
They're a country
You know what
North American young guns
And they were a success
And we proved a lot of people wrong
You know what we should do
Never bring them back again
No
It's done
I don't think they'll bring them back
Yeah Team Europe makes the final
No
I think they only did that
For Connor McDavid
They only did that
For Connor McDavid
Like I mean really
It was like well
And by the way
Connor McDavid
Should have absolutely
Been on Team Canada
Yeah and you know how
There's like
So many talented
Under 23 year olds
in the NHL, Austin Matthews magically
makes the team in Toronto.
It was suspectable.
You know what we need to do is go back and watch the game
tape of Matthews and McDavid playing together.
That's when I think people started
to realize, well, this Matthews guy is pretty good.
We'll never see it again.
I thought about that the other day.
Unless McDavid somehow comes to his senses.
Like, we'll
never see it again.
No, All-Star. Oh, no.
Maybe All-Star. Yeah, if one of them switches.
Actually, yeah. Exactly.
They'd have to switch conferences and be in the same division.
A lot of things would need to happen to ever see it again.
It'd be great if we saw them go one-on-one wearing their country's jerseys.
I think Canada-USA.
In a couple months when that was supposed to take place.
Did you see all those quotes about the NHL's success in Sweden recently?
And Benton's like, we want to play more international games.
And I was like...
Oh my god, I just boogered out of my nose.
That camera probably got that.
I just hope everyone's watching.
GIF that.
Please GIF that.
GIF that.
Please put that on here.
And zoom in and GIF that.
That's so awesome.
It's gone.
I'm going on the radio in a couple minutes.
You know, it makes me mad, but I don't want to think about the Olympics.
That was disgusting.
At least we don't have to see Conor McDavid in those atrocious Olympic jerseys.
We already talked about this.
Seeing McDavid in a bad jersey is better than not seeing McDavid at all.
To wrap around to the beginning of the show.
McDavid makes any jersey good
Exactly
Any jersey good
So he will not save this year's Olympic jersey
Is my point, still not saving it
If Magnus P. Harvey was wearing the bright
Orange oiler sweater, I don't think it would have sold
As many
No, you're right
Let's be honest, everyone's like, oh it's great
I don't have to cheer for McDavid
So I see clearly, and no it's not
Okay, before we get to the press conference
I'm going to get fought for that
Jesse
My opinions with Oilers fans
Is really going to tank
Well you have so much credibility there anyway
They love you so much
Let's talk about
This, this is very important
It's a cultural
Pivot
One legal punch
Let me know when you want me to play the audio
I want you to play the audio but I want you to insert it
Afterwards
Because we still don't have the freaking ability to do that yet
So normally
When you have a Pokemon
The Pokemon
Repeats its name
That's how it talks
But that's all it does
Pikachu says Pikachu
You know
Koffing says Koffing
Weezing says Weezing
Ekans says Ekans
Snake backwards
Wait what does
Charmander say?
Charmander
Charmander
What does Bulbasaur say?
Bulbasaur
So you're getting the point right?
What about Squirtle?
Squirtle
Oh my goodness
So you're getting the point right?
Crazy
You're getting the point
Bulbasaur
I can't do Bulbasaur
Since 95
Since this came out
So it's like 22 years of Pokemon
Oh, shit, really?
We have known what they do.
Except now there's a new Pokemon movie, and they've changed that forever.
Jesse, what are we about to listen to?
We are about to listen to...
Oh, don't make me listen to it again.
I actually turned it off the second he started.
No.
We are about to listen to a scene from the movie, Pokemon the movie, I Choose You.
Apparently, it's towards the end of the movie.
It's the only time it happens.
And Pikachu speaks English.
Pikachu, why won't you get in your pocket?
It's because...
It's because I always want to be with you.
What?
Can we play that one more time?
It's so disturbing!
I want to play it for the
guy who is all of us.
Here it comes.
If you know English,
why are you talking like that?
Here it is.
Listen, listen.
It's because...
That is me!
That is...
Now, please tell me that that is like a hallucination Ash is having.
So...
Are you about to tell me that?
People are interpreting it as this is a dream sequence,
or that's kind of what Ash is imagining Pikachu is saying.
It has to be.
So they're taking, like, creative license with that little scene.
But in the scene, in the movie, it happens flat.
It happens in reality.
But people are saying it's what Ash is imagining Pikachu is telling him right now.
Now, there's a couple things about that that I take issue with.
First off, Pikachu's voice speaking in English is the creepiest, weirdest thing I've ever heard.
That is weird.
I just want to be with you, Ash.
Turn off the lights and play that without watching it.
Absolutely do not.
That's terrifying.
That is a horror movie
Second thing, that is not true
Pikachu is a lying, dirty rat
A dirty rat
It's an electrical mouse
Okay, well, a lying, dirty rodent, shall we say
Because, if you remember the beginning
Which I do, Pikachu was just being a jerk
And just wouldn't do what Ash wanted him to do
That's true, he didn't want to be with Ash at the beginning
So it has nothing to do with him wanting to be with Ash
So he's straight up lying to his friend
Maybe Pikachu needs to come clean
So then maybe it is what Ash is interpreting
Maybe it's actually a hallucination
Because it's not the truth
Maybe because you're saying, I really fucking hate you
And want you to die
Why won't you die, Ash?
Ash, it's because
When you think about it, it's really fucked up
That you guys keep us in balls
And it's bullshit
And you don't like it in there
And don't you ever think about what happens when you leave us in there
For days at a time
What if I gotta take a piss or a shit, I'm hungry
And in reality, what's coming out is Pikachu
Pikachu
Yeah, that's it.
Also, animal fighting.
Why Pokemon is problematic.
There was an article on why Pokemon was problematic
and how it encouraged animal fighting.
It was the one time I've seen the internet go,
you know, too far.
Enough. Pikachu. Eyes on the prize here.
Eyes on the prize.
I think Berkshire and I worked this out.
We worked it out.
there's a couple shows very important to our childhoods in absence of girls uh one of them
was pokemon yes now do you remember the first movie yes yeah because that happened when you
were like can we just talk about the fact that that movie was so disappointing why do they always
have to have these emotional sad endings why can't it just be badass yeah it's pokemon oh my god and
They always have to have emotional, crappy sequences like that.
No, man.
No.
So he loses, right?
In the, what's it called?
But like Mewtwo and Mew.
No, I forget the name of the league.
It was like Masters.
Yeah.
Pokemon Masters.
I don't remember.
And that's, wow, I'm getting old and I feel sad.
But so in the video game, you go there and you win and you get all the badges and you're
a Pokemon Master now.
Wow
But then you lose in the movie
Which is a continuation of the show
If I'm not mistaken
So for me
Here's Pokemon
As the 29 year old man
Here's Pokemon
Red and blue
Yellow
Yellow never happened
What?
Yellow never happened
I had yellow I liked it
It should be called
Pokemon the cartoon
The video game
It never happened
It basically was the same game
They just added Pikachu
Yes
correct never happened
and then
there was the show that led
up to the movie
and then it's like the show
walked into another
room and you
had to be under a certain age
to go into the
next room with it
and I didn't make it through
I didn't either so that's how
the show ended
that's how the video game ended and to
me it was perfect
the other show is Dragon Ball Z
the Frieza saga
is excellent
Cell
it had it's moments
where it lulled but it was okay
as Berkshire and I agreed on
the Gohan ending was badass
then there's Majin Buu
which I was
less crazy about
but the second Majin Buu is defeated
Dragon Ball Z
ends.
But what about Dragon Ball this and Dragon Ball that
and Dragon Ball that? No.
Dragon Ball, they all live
happily ever after, amen.
You know what's awesome? What?
The amount of people who are listening to this, and it sounds like
you're speaking Mandarin. I'm one of them, I have no idea
what he's talking about.
There's a lot of people who didn't watch Dragon Ball Z.
You know how many people are in the car with their kids
right now and they're going, translate this for me.
Ignore the part where you said legal punch in the mouth
and said fuck a bunch of times.
You're speaking a different language to a lot of people
Am I to you?
Some of it, because I don't remember
I've seen every Dragon Ball Z, but I don't remember most of it
Okay, remember the green bug guy
Who would sting you and suck out your life force?
Sure
Okay, so that was Cell
Remember Majin Buu?
Adam, have you seen any of Dragon Ball Z?
I've seen
Angry Muscly Kirby?
Here's where I got mad at this show
Literally, for 10 or 15 episodes in a row
I tried to watch
and it was during
the Frieza thing
and all it is
is training
next time
on Dragon Ball Z
next time
after next time
and it's just
it was
fires one shot
dust clears
ha
it wasn't enough
after three episodes
and you're like
finally
that freaking brain thing
is dead
no
no
it was
now what was the brain thing
Frieza
I called him
that purple
so you weren't a fan
I wasn't a fan because I knew, even at 11 years old, that I was being duped.
Yeah.
I was wasting my time.
You were a little too old.
Okay.
It was a slow, it was a slow, slow burn.
How about they didn't have a story?
That's funny.
How about they didn't have a story and they stretched it out over 45 episodes?
It was a very slow paced show.
It was.
But the long and short term storytelling masterclass that is Frieza killing Krillin
And Goku getting angry
And going super saiyan
Is unmatched in television history
Are we hanging out on Saturday?
The best episode of any show ever
Are we hanging out on Saturday?
I'm bringing all of Dragon Ball Z
Do you have it?
Yeah, I got a torrent of it
We need Dragon Ball Z
You mean you paid legally for it
I have the DVD
That's right you do
So we're going to watch all night
And literally get into it
We're going to watch Dragon Ball Z on Show Me
Literally it's going to start and be like
Oh no, Krillin died
I'm gonna go Super Saiyan and by noon the next day if we watch all episodes back-to-back
We might get to Frieza and Goku actually facing each other. There's got to be
You can skip five episodes at a time
Wrong that's the sad thing. What's the Star Wars?
Oh, he's, oh, he's doing push-ups upside down, which he did.
Do not talk shit about Vegeta!
But the show was about fighting.
Do not talk shit about Vegeta!
The show, the show was about fighting.
You needed to show the workouts.
It was essential.
He was getting better!
Speaking of Vegeta's, can we order those on Saturday night when we hang out?
Oh, my God!
Those are delicious.
I believe it's pronounced vaginas.
That's how Peter Griffin said it.
Kakarot.
No, you can't.
I'm so angry.
And then what's the bald guy's name?
Is it Krillin?
Krillin.
Yeah, and he's like dead and he's on the other world where he's not dead,
but he can come back a couple times, but he's already died twice,
so he can't come back.
So he's just dicking around on that planet with like nothing to do,
and yet they spend the entire show on him.
Because he died!
So he's dead.
Be dead.
Move on.
No.
They didn't have a story.
You've got to watch someone avenge your death, would you not watch? You're tuning into that channel, you're not like, oh, Will and Grace is on, you're gonna watch that guy beat up Frieza!
I don't need to watch someone watching someone getting their death avenged.
Oh my god. I- I- of all the wrong things you have ever said-
Steve. Steve.
Of all the wrong things! I am so angry. You're taking a shit on my childhood right now, is what you're doing.
Lots of people didn't like Dragon Ball.
Yeah, and you know what?
And they were all wrong.
All of them.
You could have completed the season if it was, listen, I'll give you this.
If it was done in 10 episodes, it would have been fantastic.
The entire thing.
But the fact that it took from 1998 to 2002 for Frieza to finally go down is a little much.
It's a little much.
It's like, it's just too much.
Are they still making new episodes?
Oh, fuck yeah, they are.
Probably.
Absolutely.
It's like Power Rangers.
Brawley does not exist.
It ended at Majin Buu, arguably self.
Brawly does not exist
Stop all that shit
And he's Super Saiyan 7
With the extra long hair
And he turns into a
Stop
What upset me
Was when they added on
The next layers of Super Saiyan
Because it was
Okay
Now you're Super Duper Saiyan
Yeah
Yes
And I'm Super Duper Saiyan
That sucks
Then I was like
Alright I'm up 12
I can tap out
Super Saiyan 2
Super Saiyan 3
You could argue
It ends at Frieza
Yeah
Because he was Super Saiyan
You can't just add
Oh, now he's more Super Saiyan.
No, I'm too old for this.
Yeah, no, I agree.
No, this definitely isn't your final form
because of course it's not.
It's Dragon Ball Z.
It just never ends.
You keep adding one, two, three, like no.
He is a Super Saiyan to the power of 100.
Oh my goodness.
It's, it's, yeah.
Back to the gravity chamber.
Some shows write themselves into a corner
where, oh, there's nowhere to go.
But with Dragon Ball,
they write themselves into a corner
where it's eternity.
It's just limitless.
Yeah.
Super Saiyan 7.
What's different about them?
Their hair goes black.
Wait, his hair's already black.
Never mind that!
It goes from black to blonde to black.
Their eyes are kind of red.
So the Saiyan Saga.
It changes his shirt.
Stupid.
The Saiyan Saga, 39 episodes, started in 1989, lasted until March 1990.
And then they moved on to the...
Saiyan Saga's good.
Can you read these for me?
Thank you.
Jesus.
I can't speak your language, Steve.
Saiyan Saga goes from, oh my goodness, that's how old Dragon Ball Z is?
Yeah.
We were watching it 10 years later.
I had no idea.
That's insane.
Yeah.
It goes from April 26, 1989 to March 7, 1990.
Namek and Captain Ginyu Sagas, March 14, 1990 to January 16, 1991.
The Frieza Saga, oh my, I had no idea we were watching old shows.
We're watching it 10 years later.
I watched that in like 2013.
I almost had no idea.
The Frieza Saga, January 23rd, 1991 to September 11th, 1991.
And every single day that year, there was an episode.
Yeah.
Garlic Jr., Trunks, and Android Saga, September 18th, 1991.
I remember the Android Saga.
Yeah.
That sounds terrible, by the way.
To May 13th, 1992.
They were good.
You're wrong.
Were they better than Frieza?
They're just robots that are better than Frieza for no reason?
We haven't even gotten to the end.
We're not even halfway through.
This is so boring.
Come on.
imperfect cell and perfect cell sagas may 20th to november 18th 1992 i was finally by the way
we're in the middle of the cell saga jesse was just born gretzky has not high stick doug gilmore
yet the cell games saga november 25th 1992 to july 21st 1993 great sayaman and world tournament
See, now we're getting into this goofy shit where I was like, okay, I'll tune in sometimes.
July 93 to March 94.
Babidi and Majin Buu sagas, March 94 to January 95.
And Fusion and Kid Buu sagas, February 95 to January 96.
I also don't like that it divided.
I don't like how the sagas are divided.
When the androids
Show up
That's the cell saga
Then when he dies
That's the end of the cell saga
There aren't three cell sagas
There aren't two
Majin Buu sagas
It's Majin Buu
Do you think if we left Steve in a room
With a Dragon Ball Z Wikipedia page
Which is by the way
Many many pages
Oh I'm sure
Do you think he could do a two hour or eight hour podcast by himself
Why would you leave me with- if you left me with a closed laptop?
I could do it.
Well, and it seems like that's perfect for you and Berkshire,
because you guys like nerdy shit that no one cares about.
Uhhh...
YOU LIKE STAR WARS!
Yeah!
Oh- oh.
Guys, everybody cares about Star Wars.
He got no-
Would Star Wars have had- He got you.
Would Star Wars have had- Hold on. He got you. That's a trump card.
Hold on. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Hit that out of the park.
Would Star Wars have had the most downvoted comment in history on Reddit
If people didn't care about it, I don't think so the nerdiest thing you've ever said. Yeah, thank you. Thank you
I'm not wrong. I got the no you are wrong. It's nerdy numbers
You know what I was coming at you with all this Kamehameha stuff, and you just spirit bombed my nerdiness
Just saying I'm right he did yeah
He's he's summon energy from all living things by the way battlefront 2 sort of ripoff, but also wicked fun
So, uh, you know
Nerd
Yeah, listen
Also correct
Nerd, but also correct
It's so much fun
Here's the equivalent
Imagine buying Super Mario 4
Like, they just came out with a new Super Mario
And you had to unlock Mario for $60
Yeah, that's shitty
Or whatever
But you know what I gotta say
People are upset about that
EA responded and made it a lot easier to unlock Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker
After they were shouted down
For sure
Which is
Fuck yeah
I mean, listen
Fuck yeah
Listen, I don't think it should have taken a comment 500,000 on Reddit.
Are you serious?
It's up to 500,000 now.
I've never seen that before.
It's literally never happened.
It's never happened.
That's a lot you've never seen.
Ever.
All the things on Reddit ever, that's the most downvoted.
Now, what's interesting about it is they made it a lot easier.
How much did we spend on Twitter?
No, no, I'm just throwing this out there.
Let's keep going.
Sorry, you're right.
So I think it takes 15,000 credits to unlock Darth Vader or Luke Skywalker.
another 15,000 to do the other one are you playing as the guy or you like well
you're playing them well you're playing as you're playing as like you know you're
it's a fight right so it's it's like a first-person shooter but during the game
it's not it's not Mortal Kombat no no no this is like like Call of Duty okay
unlocking we're used to yeah but if during the game you can get upgrade so
if you let's say you have a 2,000 point takedown and then you die when you
respond you can have you can be at a better vehicle you can be a better
a player, you can be a Jedi or something like that, and
Jedi are fucking unstoppable, right?
I don't like the upgrades you buy.
So it's Call of Duty-like.
Are you playing through the campaign to unlock these guys?
I'm doing some of that, too, and multiplayer.
It's both. Better question, is
there a campaign? Yes, and it's great.
This last time, there was not. I started playing it,
and it's really well done.
But what the interesting
thing is, and by the way, the campaign is canon.
It's a part of the story, so they actually made it
as a continuation of one of the movies.
That's cool. Isn't that amazing?
So that's a great idea, right?
They did a great job there.
My thing is, I'm at 11,000 credits already, and I've only played two hours.
So it's not that.
And how much does it cost to unlock these guys?
It costs 80 bucks.
No, no, how many credits?
Oh, 15,000.
So you can do it without paying?
Before, it was going to be 40,000 per character.
Now it's 15,000 per character.
So they made it a lot easier.
I think in games like this, I agree.
You should not have to unlock main characters
What you should have to unlock is upgrades
Better guns
And that's how the last game worked
It was never about, I mean you unlocked better skins and stuff
But it was never about unlocking Darth Vader
You could always be Darth Vader
It was just, this one it's like
To have better guns, to have better abilities
That should be the stuff you unlock
Not the character
If I want to be my boy Darth Vader
I want to be my fucking boy Darth Vader
I was sort of talking to Adam about this
So I've gotten
the special edition
of a lot of the NHL games.
So they'll give you like
two extra gold packs
for Hutt
every week.
So everyone
who got the advanced copies
had like an unfair advantage.
That's a lot of the YouTubers.
Yeah, you start off,
there's the regular one
that's like 69 retail.
And then if you pay
for the Stanley Cup version
or the gold version,
it's like $100,
but you get all those extra stuff.
Full disclosure,
I bought the Stanley Cup version
of Star Wars.
I bought the deluxe edition.
But you know what?
It's my one fucking game.
So I'm doing it.
And that's fine.
So I had an unfair advantage over people, but I wouldn't pay for extra shit.
I was in level 10 of Hutt.
That's the shittiest you're just starting one.
You open up your starter pack.
Ryan Reeves was on my first line.
I was playing against some fucking kid who top line was Bure.
As in Pavel Bure.
Not even Valerie.
Yeah.
Pavel Bure.
On the left of Datsuk, and I want to say Kovalchuk.
And that's because he has probably his parents' credit card.
Yeah, because you couldn't possibly be in tier 10.
I was happy to just score a goal on him.
I lost.
Adam, did you beat him?
I'm like, no.
Well, you have to be some kind of bad to lose to my shit team.
It's like, you know, you ever play Team Canada versus Italy just for fun?
Build up your confidence.
Yeah, for sure.
I play OHL teams
versus NHL teams
all the time
just to like get better
train
yeah yeah it's fun
that's what I
I like to play
well it's like
why I play the campaign modes
in Super Hard
I was playing the campaign mode
this morning
as hard as possible
and by the way
whatever campaign mode
like they've got it on
like I've got it on
the Super Hard level
I'm walking through it
like it's nothing
because online is so much harder
which is why I don't play online
it always is
people are just so good
so anyway
I think it's better
is it perfect?
no
but if you've ever owned an EA game
you know what they're about
that's sort of part of their business plan
and that's why Star Wars went with them
to develop them and DICE
is because they got a great business plan
they make a pile of money
I do know people
that have spent $400 on this game
now that is crazy to me
at a certain point
yeah just grind it out and earn it
and I know like listen man
I'm a grown man
I don't have 40 hours a week
to play on these games
I get it
and if you're a YouTuber
and Battlefront's what you do
it makes financial sense
to buy everything
just buy it
tax the write off
totally
you're not even paying for it
exactly
you're not wrong
no
you're not wrong
but for me it's like
okay there is a sense
of achievement
when I do unlock things
I just don't think
main characters need to be
the thing you unlock
that's just my thing
you know on google maps
how you can avoid toll roads
yeah
you should be able to
play battlefront
and be like
I want to avoid people
who bought shit
you don't want to go on
and just get
fucking creamed
but you don't
you still don't
If you're good enough, you'll be alright
You may not be top of the board
What if I'm 13 and just got the game for Christmas
Last night I was playing guys who were Luke Skywalker
And Darth Vader and all that stuff
Who clearly paid to be there
Because the game dropped at 11pm last night
And I was on it at 11.01
Is that what it came out last night?
I thought this had been out
No, there was a beta
But it was for like 7 days we could play
And none of the stats by the way
They said that they would, but none of the stats that we accumulated
During our beta rolled over
So I made it to level 10
I played a whole bunch
I'm like
I gotta get level 10
I gotta get there
And I got there
And fucking
None of it counts
29 year old man
Getting married in two months
Anyway
By the way
But I was still
I had a game last night
My first game
I had 28 kills
And I was top 5 on the board
So you can
You can do it
You just have to be good at it
And I
Remember
This is my one game
This is my one thing
And I'm not even really great at it
But I'm good
Get good
Two things
Do you put out your PSN?
ID? It's Adam Wilde.
So if anyone wants to play Adam, there you go.
And target him and kill him over and over again.
Second thing. And teabag his body.
2K. Can't do that in this game.
2K the basketball game this year.
They hit the
bonus edition out of the park this year
because they had a legend edition.
They called it legend edition gold
which is better than the legend edition
regular. Regular. That is super
Saiyan edition.
And one game
costs $199.
Wait a second.
What?
What are you doing in it?
So you just get all the bonus content.
Oh.
That's it.
If you pay $200 flat for their Legend Edition of their NBA 2K game this year,
you get every bonus content.
You know what?
I would do that for Star Wars because I'm going to play this game for two more years.
There isn't a single video game on the face of the planet.
I can't justify it.
If you add $100 to that, you get a new console.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, that's different.
However, I don't play anything else.
This is what I play.
So if you buy two video games
and you play them for half a year each,
I buy one video game, I play it for two years.
I've been playing Battlefront once since it came out.
That's my game.
So it's worth it for me if they did that,
but they're not doing that.
If NBA 2K was your only game,
you could drop $200 on it.
I just want all this out there for when I have kids
and they're like, Dad, can I have,
and I can very quickly go, no.
You're not going to college.
because we spent money on our video games
do you want employment
or do you want
the red lightsaber
right
actually I'm kind of concerned about that
like there's stories about people's
you know it's dad's PS4
but the kids get on and they just
buy a bunch of shit
and like you know because you can
and I think it happens on iPhones too
the kids know their parents password
or whatever and they just start buying stuff
Like that South Park episode, like, oh, it's just a couple of micro-pays.
$20,000 on Canada?
Then they've got to go to Canada.
It's a Canadian demo.
Hey, let's do the press conference quickly, shall we?
Yeah, sure.
The Presser SDP.
The Steve Dangle Press Conference.
I had a question here, but I can't find it.
Somebody had a question about the Toronto Arenas jerseys.
It was NickW18 on Reddit.
They come out on Thursday.
You've got to pay $80 if you want me to answer that question.
One?
This is my question.
Are you guys getting one?
I love the Arnasty jerseys.
That's how I choose to identify them.
I don't know if I'm going to get one.
You know what I'm still annoyed about?
that I don't have the most up-to-date Leafs jersey
despite having bought it last year.
Yes, that's very annoying.
I'm annoyed at that,
and that's why I don't have a current one.
I got distracted, sorry.
The Toronto Arenas jerseys.
Your sale starts Thursday.
Oh, I love them.
You getting one?
Man, okay, so I was going through my closet the other day.
I get two jerseys a year.
If I'm going to spend money on a jersey.
Listen, you'll spend $250 on a jersey.
Not every freaking year.
Yeah, you get a new jersey about every year, don't you?
Not every year.
And sometimes I get it for free.
Sometimes.
I'm just saying.
You can't judge me for spending $200 on a video game, which I haven't done.
Christmas is coming.
Which I still haven't done.
Christmas is coming.
You know what?
I would love one.
Here's the thing.
At a certain point, you reach a capacity where unless I am wearing a hockey jersey every day,
it doesn't make sense
like I have
I have like 20 jerseys
I have 4
no I've
I think I've
I'm up to 7 Leafs jerseys
I've got 2 Generals jerseys
by the way
why do you have 2 Generals jerseys
because I bought the
Anthropov autographed jersey
and then
one of our listeners
I was talking about
how I love the classic
Jenny's jersey
that's not available anymore
one of our listeners
sent me one
and
and it was amazing
and then
and then I bought
and then I bought that
Vladimir Tarasenko
Moscow jersey
a few years ago
St. Petersburg
St. Petersburg jersey
So the jersey meant
Nothing to you
He knows what it is
Absolutely nothing
And then I've got
Change the nameplate
To Shipachuff
And I think I've got
A St. Pat's in there too
Oh yeah you got
The Auston Matthews one
The St. Pat's
Auston Matthews
And I got it on sale
Sweet
It was like $10
It's on sale
Less than full price
I paid less
It's obnoxious
I have too many jerseys
15,000 credits
I have too many jerseys
The original question was
If I were to get a player
In the category of
Being difficult
Who should I get in the category for the arenas Jersey? Yeah?
Get one of the original arenas players look up. Oh, that's see is that difficult or hipster? I think that's awesome
That's different
No snobby, I think it's got is it cool
Okay, maybe go who played for the arenas we go here. We go Conacher you can get
Jack Adams, no you can't now. I'm not sure if that's the same
This is early, early 1920, this is like 19, this is, yeah, so end of World War I, so there would have been a few people named Jack Adams.
There's still shells flying in the air when these jerseys were worn.
Jack Adams, hold on, I want to see if it's the same guy Adams, uh, uh, I want to see if this is the same guy, because that would just be insane.
Oh my god, it is
It's the same guy
Really?
June 14th, 1894
Yep, Jack Adams
This guy was born in the 1800s
This guy was born like the year after they invented basketball
So you can get Detroit legend Jack Adams
I'm pretty sure
You can get Jack Adams
You can get Art Brooks
Harry Cameron
Jack Coughlin
Rusty Crawford
Corbin
Denny
No, you're getting Rusty Crawford.
Corb Dineni?
First name, last name on the back.
Sammy Herbert?
They didn't do names on the back, you only get the number.
Oh, boo!
Do you know why they didn't do names on the back?
Do you want to know why?
Why?
Because they're idiots.
So you're just getting numbers then?
You're getting numbers.
Now, when you went to the game, because you'd only heard the guys' names on the radio,
you didn't know what they looked like.
So they wanted you to buy a program, which is why they never put the guys' names on the back.
So that way, in the program, you'd know whose name was who.
Companies trying to steal your money
since 19-
Microtransactions in the 20s
or the teens.
Hockey fans from the United States
and Newfoundland, it's in the game.
Hap Holmes.
Oh no.
Hap Holmes, that's a name. He's the goalie.
I hope you get to.
He was born in February 88.
1888. I was born in
April 88, 1988.
I want to know what 19-tickety-two
name you're going to get to. Ah, the Toronto goalie
Stucky Douglas
Harry Meeking
There's one name
Harry Mummery
Reg Noble
Harry Mummery
We're just gonna gloss over that one
Ken Randall
And Alf Skinner
Alf Skinner
Did you say
Dick Carroll
No where's Dick Carroll
Is that 1718
1718
Dick Carroll
I don't see Dick Carroll
I think you gotta get a
Dick Carroll
Wow
You can get it for your loved one
For Christmas
You can call it a Christmas carol
That's right
Get your Toronto Arenas jersey
Reg Noble, who by the way is a Hall of Famer
Had 40 points in 20 games
30 goals, 10 assists
And he was their leading scorer
There was 20 games that year
And he was their leading scorer
A grueling schedule indeed
Well that's when those guys played 55-60 minutes
Only on weekends when they didn't have a shift
They would only substitute you in if a guy on the ice got tired
There were no shifts back then
I'm not even kidding
There were no shifts back then
So Dick Carroll was also a boxing and baseball coach
Because it's the 20s
From Guelph, Ontario
Carroll worked with the Toronto Blue Shirts
Of the National Hockey Association
By the way, 17-18 was one of the years
The organization won a cup
They beat the Montreal Canadiens 10-7
We're running out of disc space
Oh my goodness
Also I have to be on the radio
Anyway, yeah
So yeah
We'll wrap it up here
Yeah
But we we come to space often I got to do
Think of the discussion. We've had over the last like 45 minutes. They're gonna. Let me do an hour of live radio now
I'm gonna have to remember to not scream fuck Frieza and stuff
You know it's funny punch him in the mouth
You know it's funny, but after every show we do Adam does four hours of live radio. That's true
that is true
that's
I don't know how you do it
other than leaning on Jesse
I do lean on Jesse
significantly
anyway
we're done
we'll see you Thursday
you know Thursday
I was realizing
after last episode
Thursday episodes make me sad
because at the end of it
I'm like oh
we won't get to hang out
until next Tuesday
I don't get to hang out
with you until so long
when I
I work out with a guy
and he's like
he's like
so
what are you doing today
hurry up
what are you doing today
I'm like
every time it's a Tuesday
or Thursday
I'm like oh
I've got a podcast
and the radio show
it's kind of a long day
and he's like
you mean you get to hang out
with your friends
for five hours
oh that's hard man
that's gotta be so tough
tell your trainer
fuck off
I would
but then he'd make me do
squats
actually I like squats
burpees
it makes me mad
that you say that
can you do one
kamehameha
for the end of the show
I don't know
if it's gonna get on
I was about to do it
and I don't want to
why not
cause I feel weird
Steve thinks he's old
remember to
gif his booger shot though
no
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