The Steve Dangle Podcast - Live from The Course & The Clubhouse in St. Catharines | September 30, 2023

Episode Date: October 1, 2023

On this episode of The Steve Dangle Podcast, the boys are LIVE from St. Catharines, Ontario at The Course & The Clubhouse! Listen to them take questions from the crowd, play trivia, and chat hockey. The event also featured our friends from ODR Hockey! Keep supporting their kickstarter at the link below: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/odrhockeyheroes/odr-hockey-heroes Thank you to everyone who had a hand in making this event possible and to all of the attendees for being an amazing crowd. Follow us on Twitter:@Steve_Dangle, @AdamWylde, & @JesseBlake Follow us on Instagram:@SteveDangle, @AdamWylde, & @Jesse.Blake Reach out to https://www.sdpn.ca/sales to connect with our sales team and discuss the opportunity to integrate your brand within our content! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

S-D-D. S-D-D. S-D-D. S-D-D. S-D-D. S-D-D. S-D-D. S-D-D. S-D-D. S-D-D. S-D-D. S-D-D. S-D-D. S-D-D. How many of you have ever been to a podcast recording before a live show? Any of that? Just a few, just a few, okay So some people take it like it's a university lecture And you don't say anything and you're very quiet And you're like, okay, that's great, that's an interesting take I'm definitely going to talk shit about that later I want to hear you tonight, okay

We want to hear you because this is going to be our live show It's going to be available on Spotify tomorrow It's going to be up on YouTube tomorrow So we're going to practice a little bit here, okay, you ready? I want to hear you cheer now Let's go All right, all right. Yeah.

It was pretty good. Okay, now I want to hear you boo. All right, all right, all right. Now, you're all booing the Sens, right? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. They're not even playing.

Boo! Boo! Boo! Oh! See, I don't have my glasses on. I'm like, that's just a guy in a rugby shirt. Yeah, it is. It's a Sens rugby.

Yeah. And also, last thing, I want to hear you hiss. If you don't like a take, I want you to hiss. Hiss. Ooh. Ooh. It sizzles, though. It sizzles.

So, listen, we want to hear you tonight. We want to get you involved in this show. When you come to a Steve Dangle podcast live, it's a party, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah. Now, we got a lot of people here. We want to thank you all for coming. We're going to talk.

We're going to hang out. But I want to do a quick little bit of housekeeping, okay, before we get into it. Absolutely. So, first off. Your deep voice is so hot. Oh, thank you. Oh, my God. Thank you.

Talk dirty to me. Do you like Star Wars? We are in these comfy chairs. I changed my mind. Oh, yeah. Nope, doesn't do it for me anymore. I'm fickle. Waka waka.

Just as morsel. We want to welcome you officially to the Course and Clubhouse. Let's go. Ladies and gentlemen, this is a family-owned business. And by the way, you can golf here tonight. Also at the back, you can play the game that we've been talking about on the podcast, ODR Hockey Heroes. How many people have tried it?

Have you guys tried it? what'd you think already all right amazing it's big fun so you can go try it at the back uh and you know it's on one of the big screens it's going to be a lot of fun uh we also want to do a big shout out to the owners here anthony nicole uh and uh alex and rob and francie give a shout and penelope and yeah a three-month-old baby they do have a baby you all just woke up what's your problem so okay so this is kind of cool for us i mean by the way it took took me three hours to get here today uh because i started at 245 steve started at 215 it took him two hours less and not only wait jesse you left right i left pretty early because i i played nine holes with producer drew

before unbelievable yeah unbelievable okay now to say catherine's all day who shot better who shot better it came down to the final hole on the on the ninth and i won by one stroke oh yeah It was good. It was a lot of fun. Listen, sometimes the good guys do win. Hey, producer Drew, thank you for taking a break from shitposting to be here tonight, by the way. Really appreciate it.

And Drew, Drew, if you could do me one favor, can you focus this camera? It's not that focused. That's a serious request. I'm sorry. We also got from our social team here, Justin Fisher, Robert Malloy, Jamie Biddle. They're all here.

Jamie, who drove from the United States to be here today. Yeah, from Cleveland, which was amazing. I wanted to see from the audience, who came far afield? How far did you travel? Yell it out. Toronto. Toronto. Stop it.

It's all about Toronto, isn't it? True enough. What do we got? Facts. Guelph, Hamilton. Buffalo. We got a Buffalo. We got a Barry in the back.

We got a Soussé Marie. Oh, the Soussé. Wow. Kyle. Get this guy a contract. Stand up and applaud this man. Here we go. How long was the drive?

Six hours. That's cool. What did you listen to? Hopefully. Why did you have to think about that? Anyone from Wilkes-Barre? No. No?

All right. It took you a sec. It was a slow burn. We also just want to shout out a few people here that you're going to see around tonight. Lauren Williamson and Fuad Solomon from Game Over Toronto.

And lastly, and she's going to be so embarrassed that I bring this up, Christina Weber, our Vice President of Sales is here. She's hiding.

She's hiding, but we have the back there. There she is. She's running away. She's the lady running away. So listen, you know, we were so grateful

that you're here. I think, I want you to know that the Leafs score is 0-0 right now. Sick. Sick. It's super cool.

It's Bertuzzi and his merry men tonight I don't know half the people that are playing for them Ryan Reeves had a scoring chance There you go Tic Tac Tomar, shout out That's Stanley Cup goal scorer Ryan Reeves to you, sir Absolutely

I don't have the official answer But I was looking for guys Currently on the Leafs roster Who have scored a Stanley Cup final goal I think you might be the only one Man, we're trying to have a good time tonight Also, you suck How many current Leafs have a cup ring?

Well, if you count Muzzin, Jake, yeah, which you should. Ryan Reeves was in the finals, but he didn't win. He doesn't have one, no. I don't like this game. You know what? Martin Jones, I think, is a backup. Yeah. Who?

Oh, Matt Murray. Yeah, Matt Murray. Yeah, you're right. Future Shark. So two guys on that list are never playing again. Go Leafs! Yeah! That's right.

Absolutely right. Now, today, you know, we were talking about it a little bit, but, you know, there are a lot of Connors in the NHL right now. You know, in the mid-'90s, Connor became a very popular name. And there is a Connor that's leading the league in scoring in the preseason right now, and he's not Connor McDavid. He is not Connor Bedard.

He's Connor freaking Timmons, baby! Yeah! Colorado Avalanche draft pick That's right St. Catharines native I was waiting for that Thank you That's where we were going

So let me ask you this Has anybody here seen Connor Timmons play? You saw him play? Like here though Not like in Toronto We've all seen him play in Toronto Is that a London Knights jersey? Who is it?

We like that I thought it was going to be cow and the roof would blow off Because we're weird We're so weird Deeply weird So I wanted to ask you guys An honest question because we were talking about it a lot on today's show Which we released and Steve is

Going to take a lot of shit on Twitter for his Timothy Lilligren take I don't know if you guys heard it But Connor Timmons Does he make the Toronto Maple Leafs this year Yeah We got a big no right here Big no You're in his hometown.

Are you sure? You love him, but he's not making it. Oh, boy. Dangerous. Are we booing or are we hissing? Hissing is worse than booing. Oh, a lot of hissing. Where did this hiss thing come from?

Listen, there's levels. There's levels of disgust. You've never heard boo hiss? No, I haven't. There's levels to this. i got him said i want to ask you too because obviously this team uh ruining my life is no question i want to ask you guys just by like applause boo hiss whatever you're feeling are we feeling oh wow look at all the books that's amazing hey hold them up should i write

another one i don't know it's hard more zoo stories fuck yeah zoo to the steve dangle story Zootopia. I'll do it. I will do it. Don't act like I won't do it! What's that? Read a chapter? No. Nobody wants that. I'm just going to read the acknowledgements.

But leave out Adam and Jesse. That's it. You want to put an entire room of people to sleep? I don't want to run people out of this place. By the way, don't you dare go hungry tonight. I have tried three different kinds of pizza already. Each was better than the last. And they're really, really passionate about frog's legs.

Yeah, they actually have real frog's legs. Has anybody here tried frog's legs? Okay, did you do it fried or did you do it deep fried? This is the thing. Because that's a thing now. He's like, we do it both ways. I'm like, there's more than one? Yeah.

I had no idea. So there's just the normal cook them up and then there's deep fried. Sauteed and deep fried. You know, I don't cook very well. Buddy, I got a dissertation in this. So what do they taste like? Frog. It tastes like weird chicken.

Weird chicken. Like weird chicken. Good sell. You don't work here, do you? Man, that's what gator tastes like. I've had that in Florida. You've had gator? Weird chicken.

They used to have gator, he was telling me. No way. He was telling me where they bought it. Buddy, I got the lowdown. I work here. I work here. The pizza, unreal, the club sandwich, everything. Oh, I love the club sandwich.

It's good. It's good. It's good. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. He's hissing at you. You know, listen, it's your choice if you want to order below, okay? Whoa.

No, I'm sure they're great. I'm sure they're great. They're just not for me. If you're going to try nachos, it has to be. You know what? If I'm going to try them. Yeah. What's on them, by the way?

Nachos. Cheese. Great. Are the chips fresh? I always want to know this. Chips are fresh. Can I try one? Yeah.

There you go. There you go. Oh. Okay There's a rule about not eating all the chips With toppings on them There's a rule Man the cheese all stuck together

That thing almost came right off Have you ever eaten There you go Get it in ya He's thinking about it Oh the eyebrows went up I don't think he's feeling it That's pretty damn good

Yeah Gotta say Little bit of sweet A little bit of savory cheese Beautiful And I don't even like nachos These are good You've been missing out

So I want to ask you the vibes I want to do a vibe check on the Leafs here for a second Sorry for the rest of you that showed up in other jerseys You don't matter I'm kidding We'll get to you Connor Bedard over there Yeah

Oh he got it He got it Wow I love it He had a great game last night Alright So cheer boo hiss How are we feeling about the Leafs right now, this season?

We're feeling good. Can you yell out for us the thing that excites you the most? Is there a player? Is there a move? Leo Komarov? Leo Komarov. He's got a Leo Komarov jersey. Yeah.

Let's go. That's my son's number. What's that? Domi. You like Domi? Okay, so who's in? Everybody excited about Domi? Yeah.

What is it about Domi? Oh. Is it the... Snot. Snot. Snot. not on the menu by the way not on the menu dude so last night I posted that I have a Leafs jersey that I wanted to show off here and I was like any guesses who's on the back half of them were Domi

wow people are jacked on this guy right now dude he's missing teeth his dad was Thai he's got knuckles of granite and he can score like people are really excited and then people go but it's defensive metrics, and that's valid. Exactly. No one gives a shit. Who cares? No one cares right now. It's a really good point. Nobody cares. It was wrong when he was a Montreal Canadian. The dude was born to be a Toronto Maple Leaf. Yes.

And then his dad put it on. Boo and hiss. Boo and hiss for that. Hiss that. I was really offended about that. I was almost as offended when people tweet me pictures of Doug Gilmore in a Montreal Canadiens jersey. It's just on that level, right? That didn't happen.

I know. Darcy Tucker. So the thing with Max Domi that is really interesting to me is it seems to be a lot more than just his dad was Ty. Like, I know that that is a thing, but I feel like the playoffs when he was playing for the Stars, right, last spring? Yeah, yeah. There was something there that was like, okay, the Leafs really kind of do need a guy like this, don't they? Who's a little bit like, you know, he seems like a really nice guy, but if you slash him the wrong way, he might take your head off. For too many years, they've been like, all right, you are our designated person who will say anything to anyone. and now it's kind of up and down the lineup, right?

And all the star players that you still love with all the goal-scoring talent and the speed and everything, they're still there, except for the ones who got traded to do right by them. But for the most part, the talent is still there, and now they have some angry guys as well. I like that. The one guy, what's that?

What's that? What's up, Barabanna? Barabanna, oh, the Sharks fan. There we go. Ansi Suomela was an average Marley, I'll have you know. All right? He wasn't average. The guy I've been wanting to talk about, we haven't fitted in on the podcast yet, is Tyler Bertuzzi.

Who's jacked about this guy? Yes. Even Conor Bernard's standing up over here. You guessed Bertuzzi on my Instagram? No. so i want to talk about tyler batusi a little bit because you know what obviously we know he's sort of tough we know he's a good player and that sort of thing but i don't think people are as familiar with him even though he played in detroit and boston as maybe they should be what are we getting

well we go into the uh annals of amazing playoff performances wasted in td garden uh cody franzen two goals in game seven patrick marlo two goals in game seven no one remembers either of them ships. And neither of them were in an empty net. Tyler Bertuzzi 10 points in seven games last year against the Florida Patriots. Listen to the surprise. Wow. Allmark let him down. He had an amazing series.

He carried the team for a large part of it. Allmark let him down. I think the coach let him down by not putting sway in him. You can't look at all the goalies injured. You have a perfectly great backup platoon goalie and you're not going to play him. It doesn't make any sense to me. He was shot out of a cannon in his

first playoff performance. I still remember the Leafs were blowing out the Red Wings, and he dove to block a shot, like, junk first with, like, 20 seconds left in a game they were going to lose by two or three anyway. Like, we need that extra snot. There you go. We need that extra snot. Extra snot.

It's catching on. It's growing on me. It is. It's working. The snot is growing on me. Is it going to be at the level of truculence and pugnacity? See, we leaned too heavily into that on account that we had no good players.

We have three guys who can score. One of them's made of cardboard. The other's Phil Kessel. And the other we're going to put on the third line. Jesse Blake, I got a question for you. What's up? By the way, Jesse Blake, everybody. Happy to be here.

I just want you to know that Jesse was taking some swings back there and he ripped the top off of one of the golf balls he hit so hard. Cracked it in half. It was an old golf ball. Don't give me too much credit. Stop it. Stop it. What are you most excited about going into this year?

I realize we're halfway through camp, so it's a little bit unfair, but I want to know anyway. No, you have a different vibe this year. You completely changed the culture of the Toronto Maple Leafs. And it's fun to see because they've had the same culture for the last seven years. You had the one guy at the top and everything kind of moved underneath. But he had his core and you knew he was going to have the core and then move the pieces around. He's going to nibble around the edges like I did with those nachos. He's going to sign the guys that are cheap.

that he can fit in the cap. And now there's a completely new regime in there and it's a new vibe and it's going to be fun to see play out. There are a lot of cliches around this time of year, but everyone I've spoken to who's gotten to talk to the Leafs over the last few weeks,

they say they're loose. They're loosey-goosey. There's definitely a different vibe to the way they're behaving this year. That doesn't mean they're going to be better. Do you remember the stories? It doesn't, but they're looser. Do you remember the stories that came out

when Dubas left and about how much of the staff in MLSC was upset. And everybody was like, what a bunch of nerds. All of that disappeared over the summer. When Brad came in, according to people who work there, all of that kind of dissipated, and everyone was like, oh, this different thing, it's good in a different way. And I think that the organization is in a good place,

and they're going to move forward with this new collection of talent, and they're going to be really good this year. I think that's a really good point. Are we tree-living, tree-laughing, tree-loving yet, everybody? Yeah? Are we woo on Brad Yen or no? Where's the nearest jail? Go to jail.

Go to St. Catherine's Jail. No. No. Listen, I just think it's an important question that people need to ask. It is not. Yeah. So I think there's an excitement around the team. This is a different team.

We have a general manager who, for the first time in years, we can't predict what he's going to do next. Kyle was a – and this is a good thing, right? He was predictable. None of the Penguins got claimed off waivers. I was so pissed. Yeah. I was so pissed at 2 o'clock today. I was waiting for about 40 PTOs for the Pittsburgh Penguins this year.

Damn it. Didn't happen. Yes, and we'll play 13 games and get traded. Absolutely. You're welcome, Sharks guy. I want to ask one more question about the division itself. I don't think the Atlantic Division is the hardest in the sport anymore. What?

That's right. He said he doesn't think it's the hardest in the sport anymore. Why are you booing me? Why are you booing him? He said the truth. Hiss. Hiss at him. The hardest division in the sport is the division with Edmonton, Los Angeles, Seattle, Calgary,

and the defending Stanley Cup champion, Vegas Golden Knights. They're in the central. I keep forgetting that. But. But. What about the Sharks? Huh, Sharks fan Joe Thornton over here. They might not finish last.

Listen. They might not. They're too good to finish last, I think. They might not. That's the thing. I want to say, I think that presents a huge opportunity for the Leafs. Now, I know there's a Florida Panthers jersey over there. Why?

Now, that's a boo. That's right. Okay, who's on the back? Who's on the back? Luongo. Oh, yeah. All right, we like Robbie Lou. Lou.

All right, so here's the thing. Is Luongo a Panthers legend or a Canucks legend? Oh, that was a pretty resounding Canucks. Yeah. Well, I think it should be because he made it to the playoffs with the Panthers. Now, it's not his fault. Like twice. Yeah.

One time. Well, no, sorry. No, wait. I don't think he was with them for the COVID year. No, he was long gone. I think he played six games as a Panther in the playoffs. That's what I'm saying. If he went to this game seven of the Stanley Cup final with the Vancouver Canucks, he's

Canuck, is he not? Because we haven't talked about it on the show, but his name's going up in the rafters in Vancouver, and there's hardcore Canucks fans that are upset because they're retiring the number of a Florida Panther. Isn't it during a Panthers game? I've gone to Vancouver and just said... It is during a

Panthers game, yeah. It's during a Panthers game, which I think is clever. It's cool. I went to Vancouver, and someone goes, where are you from? I go, Toronto. And that made them mad. So everything makes them mad. Are there any Canucks fans here? There's an old lady. Yeah, anybody? You're a Canucks fan? Do you think his number should be retired?

Yeah. Okay. Now, what was the reason that other people thought it shouldn't be? Was it Kirk McLean? Yeah, Kirk McLean, and they didn't see him as the winning goaltender that the management there sees him as, you know? You know, Kirk McLean didn't win either. Also went to the finals and lost the game.

I'm presenting you the argument that Canucks fans are presenting on Twitter at the Canucks accounts when they tweet out that they're retiring. You know what? But it's nice to know that we're not the only crazy ones out there. I do want to say that, as Leaf fans. It just goes back to what I always... Oh, people are saying... People say everything.

That's true. Yeah. Yeah. People... You can find somebody who will say anything. Lilligren for captain. You can find people waving Canadian flags on a bridge in September. You never know.

You sure can. You can see it. It's crazy. Now, I wanted to say this about the Atlantic Division. This presents an opportunity. Vasilevsky is going to be out for 10 weeks, guys. Okay. Oh, no.

Oh, no. I'm going to boo the crowd. No. Boo. No. Boo. Bad dog. Stop it.

Golden State Warriors fans like, knew it. Knew it. I know what I heard. Oh, no. The Boston Boo-ins. Boo. Thank you. Boo.

I'm surprised that we didn't get to his level with the Boston Bruins. But thank you. Thank you for this. They're going to take a step back, I think. I want to know, are the Florida Panthers for real, or was that just a run? It's Sergei Bobrovsky for real. That's what it comes down to? His regular season last year was awful.

Okay. He wasn't the starter going into the playoffs. What do you think? Spencer Knight Vezna. What's that? Legit, though. Okay, so the Florida Panthers fan says we're not that good. Good.

Okay. You know that doesn't make it better. That makes it a lot worse. By the way, in Ontario, I'm assuming you're from here? Okay, how do you become a Panthers fan? When I was younger, like when Luongo went to the Cup Finals, that's when I was diehard. So you were a Robbie Luke guy then.

When Luongo was in the Cup Finals, that's when you were diehard. There you go. So that's Vancouver, though. But he's a Roberto Luongo guy. That's like, no, I was about to say that. That's like Drew cheering on Ray Bork. But no, you got the better side of that. Yeah, because he won.

It only took a second, and you got all the happiness? Are there any Avs fans here, by the way, to support Drew? Hey, got it. One guy. One guy. A Nord fan. Oh, I like that. I like that.

I like that. The records are the same. What's that? The records are the same. The records are the same, that's right. According to people who are wrong. Yeah. Now, Jesse, we have some giveaways today, do we not?

Yeah. Can we go through? Let's do a giveaway. Let's do a couple giveaways. Okay. Do you have trivia ready? Yeah, I got some trivia. Okay.

All right. How do you want to do this? Oh, this is Jesse's golf ball, everybody. This is the golf ball that Jesse tore in half at the driving range. Thank you, Robert. Yeah. There you go. That's a manly shot right there.

Wow. It looks like a jawbreaker. Dude, that's nuts. Thank you, Robert. All right. So what do we got to give away, Jesse? So we have two of these SDPN prize packs in this wonderful personal backpack. Yeah.

So inside, inside you've got SDPN gear. He's unzipping the bag. Unzip the bag. We have a mug. We're a podcast network, okay? Leafs tickets. Are you out of your mind? I would love to one day.

What mug is that? Oh, it's my face. I'm so sorry. Yeah? What's that? Yeah. Oh, no, no. Rich people don't give things away.

We should give away seats to your suite. No, no, no. No, I will not give my tickets away. What else do we got here, Jesse? What else is in the bag? In there we have the Steve Dangle mug. We have a noted Alan Walsh client hat. Yeah, that's in there.

That's good, that's good. Let's hear it for William Lagasin. We have in... Woo! Woo! Big Matt Bill, baby! SDPN logo shirt. Throw that back in.

And a Manscaped Your Balls Will Thank You T-shirt. jesse i need you to be completely honest did you know that's what you packed yep 100 and also an sdp on hockey actually these are kind of cool because if you scan the back it takes you to the website it's like a little business card yes that we can't afford um so i love this question it's my favorite favorite question and i remember i learned it in grade six So we should do hands up Hands up, don't shout it And it's the first hand up

First hand we see No, keep your hands down That is how you raise a hand, but I wouldn't do it yet That was good Alright Ladies and gentlemen, your question Who was the first European born player To be selected

First overall in the NHL entry draft Hands up Right over here right over here. Okay. Matt Sundin! Get on up here! Big winner! Absolutely. Absolutely. He doesn't get

the whole backpack, does he? Yeah, he does. Oh, he gets the whole backpack? The brand new Herschel backpack. I was kidding! I was kidding. That's sick. Let's go. We have another one. Put it above your head, like Mark Messon. Should I hold back on that one for later? Should we just give away, like, a couple pucks or something?

Woo! Hey, big win, big win. Alright, we're going to give away a puck on this next one, okay? Small prize. Okay. This is, you know, it's a warm-up prize. Okay. Yeah.

And if you can't catch it, leave. There was a hair on your mic. It was bugging me. That's okay. It's probably a nose hair. What was the original name of the New Jersey Devils? Right here. Kansas City Chiefs.

No, not the Kansas City Chiefs. Right here. Not the Colorado Rockies. What? What do we got? What do we got? No, I'm over here. Oh, right here, right here, right here.

Kansas City Scouts. Big win. Let's go. You have earned yourself a hockey puck, sir. That's great. Adam, can you repeat the answer for everybody listening? Oh, sorry. The answer is Kansas City Scouts.

Kansas City Scouts. There you go. Bet you didn't even know Kansas City had a team. It was like two years. Everyone's got Taylor Swift on the mind. Yeah, that's true. That's true. Okay.

How did that get a pop? Another hockey puck? I like her. I like her music. So this one is you're going to have to share with the class, okay? You're going to have to put your hand up, and when we pick, you're going to have to stand up and give us your answer out loud in front of the entire room.

Are you ready? Define the term natural hat trick. Right here. Hockey night in Canada jacket. Look at that. Go ahead. He's all dressed up. It looks great.

Uninterrupted. There you go. Three goals in a row. Get on up here. Get on up here. I wanted to be clear. It's three goals uninterrupted. Congratulations.

As a kid, we got him. I tell you, he got a St. Catharines, Ontario. He's a kid. Hey, he gets the puck. He won the puck battle. You know what? It's such a shame that your Don Cherry impression had to go away for a while. What happened, Adam?

I don't know. I don't know. It kicked off a lot of crap. I'll put it that way. But it's nice to see it make a return. Is it too early to do a Babs, too? Oh. No, leave that.

Leave that one. My suggestion. Nothing but his. Leave that one. Okay, fine. How do I say anything? I want you to read a chapter of your book as Bob Cole. Oh, God.

Or not a chapter, just a paragraph. One sentence. A sentence. Wow, Adam, you're unbelievable. Then I realized, holy crap, that's Don Cherry. that's the first sentence I don't think hey did we say stop

he was wearing the same black track pants and sleeveless shirt that he wore whenever he lifted an octopus out of the water

for a Stanley Cup final intro full gun show very nice very nice that is actually are we giving that away yes

we're giving this away does anybody want to win this book I need 25 minutes to sign it. All right, all right. Yeah, Sharpie's right there. I'll ask another question. I'll do another question. I didn't know there was

an erotic section to your book. That was nice. There's a few. You'd know if you read it. Any involve the zoo? Oh, man, tell me more about the giraffes, man. It's crazy.

Yeah, gladly. Two meters of their height is in their neck. Another two is in their legs. And they're six meters tall. That's great. They give birth standing up. their heart is the size of a basketball

don't hiss me it's good are we doing puck trivia yeah yeah yeah puck and book and Steve will sign the book it'll take him 20 minutes I'll start now do you need a thing

okay this is a good one I really like this question which NHL team won the first ever draft lottery 1963 hands only and it allowed them to select Gary Monahan oh we got right at the back there in the black shirt with the nike no 1963 that's right here pre-expansion boston bruins correct

come on up that was a pure guess you had no idea he had no idea you didn't know just guessed good job bro here what's your name jake cool his name yeah oh no no jake said he'll come back in ten he has the slowest signature i've ever here we go it's crazy i signed it to jake the bruins well done all right he had a 20 shot at that and he took it yes i gotta respect that i gotta respect that um so listen you know one of the things that we haven't had a chance to do a lot of lately and we do appreciate you guys sending in questions and stuff like that is the press conference so i'd like to do a little bit of that now let's do i like it like a live press conference

okay so any questions not any questions questions within reason that you may have for us or for the room or whatever put your hand up we'd love to okay lots of lots of hands that's great that was the first hand I saw so I'm going to ask you sir with the glasses here can you yell your question out and I will do you want to run up and you can say it into the mic yeah come on up okay

first question what is your name Mike Mike what is your question can I see your phone with the expansion of SBDN are you thinking of at all adding hat guy to a show the hat guy show great question i will i'll have to ask him i came up with was you can't do

hat pics or dang it's anymore because of copyright it's true that does not mean hat guy can't talk about the dang it's that is absolutely true well done mike wow that's no executive director of content oh yeah Oh my god, we can just take a seat I've needed in my life Since I quit Is that guy not coming tonight? Buddy

You think I'm going to share a car with him? Two hours? That guy's a dick He can't drive himself? Rips nasty farts, he's lactose intolerant Wow, then the three of you Have a lot in common Careful with these two

They both had cheese tonight I'm kidding, I'm kidding. They took a lack of it, I'm kidding. Just because we lack a little toast. You know what? I lack a little toast, but I've had three slices of pizza. It's great.

They have miracle cheese here. Miracle cheese. So he does bring something up that I probably ought to address because my inboxes on everything are just, once Jenkinson happens, come back.

And I'm just like, stop yelling with your thumbs. But listen, there are some things that I can no longer do now that I'm not at Sportsnet. there are some things i can do that might be similar you know a little um we're working on it don't worry you will not miss me ever well we'll be making a ton of content always

trade trees you know that's that there's no copyright i wonder require footage i wonder if i could do something like it you know what i think it's on producer drew to edit this stuff faster Don't you think man drew that man? It's he doesn't have any experience doing it though Okay, no, you're right, let's take a wish from this side. Yes, sir with the glasses Trivia. Oh, let's go baby. Let's go Byron phrase. Oh Three NHL teams, which are the cheapest ticket on average? so not arizona arizona no no no there's like 16 seats um i would say anaheim gotta be anaheim florida florida and oh columbus is a good guess i don't know i'm gonna go off the board st louis

really oh no no they used to when i was an intern they had a contest where if you bought a ticket they'd give you it was like parking a bunch of meals and stuff and they would pay your mortgage for a month. What? No. I swear to God. I swear to God, look it up. Google it.

I swear to God. I swear to God. Yeah, we almost, as a joke in our first season when we made no money, bought Florida Panthers season tickets, two of them, for 200 bucks a piece. We would have got a parking spot and a jersey. It was crazy. We should have done it. We should have done it.

Yeah, we really should have done it. We never would have gone, but it would have been cool. Okay, so we're going to lock in our answers here. We got Ducks. Anaheim. Ducks, Florida. Florida. I was thinking, and I don't know, because the owner is super cheap.

I was thinking the Carolina Hurricanes. No, no, they sell out all the time. They sell out, I know, yeah, but are they cheap, though? They're good. The Lightning have cheap tickets. San Jose. Oh, that's a good one. All right, those three.

No, their fans are passionate. This guy hasn't shut up all night. San Jose. All right. Do you want to do San Jose? All right, all right. Stand up, sir. Let's hear the room needs to hear the answer.

Third cheapest would be the Columbus Blue Jays. Oh, Columbus. We're going to win with Columbus. Columbus, number three. Second cheapest is the Buffalo Sabres. Buffalo Sabres. But only if you live in their zip code, apparently. Yeah, and Toronto fans can't buy tickets.

And the cheapest in the league for 115 Canadian, Arizona Coyotes. Arizona. Cheapest. Wow. Shocking. Everyone in this room is fudging their postal code. Yeah. Their zip code.

Oh, yeah. I can make up a zip code. Put me down for Sabres season seats. That's awesome. Stage time, baby. Man, if you're a Sabres fan, you've got to buy season tickets now. This is going to be a crazy year for them. Devin Levi is going to double it.

Oh, yeah. What's that? Who said let's go, Bobby? Yeah, we're Sabres fans. Hey, Sabres fans. Oh, and you got the good Sabres jersey. Good. Yeah.

Good for you. That's the one. Oh, and the Bills hat. Oh, the Rick Jenneret with the microphone. That's amazing. Very good. Yeah, yeah. That's right.

Love. Love. May he rest in peace. We love him. Okay, we're going to take a question from the center of the room at the back with the Ottawa Senators boo-hiss. Todd from Port Colborne.

John. Got to be louder. This is going well. Top fantasy hockey teams for this season. I'm so bad at this. I'm bad. I'm out on this one. So I have two fantasy teams.

One is called I Think You Should Steve. um and the other is called dan flashes which is yeah the one guy what it's really funny if you watch i think you should leave otherwise it's really fucking stupid apparently we didn't find a way to make money out of this oh okay yeah what do you got yeah what is your jesse's hop it's top fantasy like players or no names names oh my gosh i never go with um a fantasy name no In our football pool, he's just Jesse's team. I'm Jesse's team. But I think that's funny.

I think doing the default team name is funny. So I always do Jesse's team. Did you do the default helmet, too, on Yahoo? Yeah. No, I like the upside-down smiley face emoji. That's a good one. Jesse's team is Yahoo.ca. All right.

We're going to move over to the left side again. I'm going to go. Listen, we want to get to your questions. I'm going to go at the back first. Sorry, Red Hat, we're coming back to you. Gray Hat at the back. Yes, sir. thank you for asking that question repeat it repeat it he said what is on your new jersey

so take it off okay so i did have an idea where i was going to wear two jerseys and then i was like it's really hot in here and also we were playing golf and throwing balls at the simulator like we're children um so i got really hot i brought the jersey i have hold this for you yes i have a great drum roll here we go an actual practice worn leafs jersey from fetter gordy forever right in the chest hips activation i so my buddy went to the leafs equipment sale and he posted a picture on his story and no word of a lie this was the first jersey on the end of the rack

and I went mine mine mine buy it now immediately with your own money I'll pay you back and then he did you know Jesse that reminds me of a story but yeah there's a story here okay guys I want to tell you we have a nice little why are you so ominous with this well

I'm scared you'll know I mean you'll know where I'm going as soon as I start telling it okay just jump on this train jump on the wild train I think I know where you're going and I hate you so I we were having a little bit of meal I had the club sandwich delish back there and we're all kind of playing with the golf simulator and talking and whatever

and I look over across the room at Steve and he's wearing his dangled navy jersey, right? Yeah, it looks good. I think so. And I look at it and I'm like, it looks like there's a tag on it and it's right here. Like, right here. I'm like, what is that? And so I said, Steve, what's on your jersey?

And he's like, What do you mean? What? And he smacks this thing that looks like a tag. Now, Steve, can you finish the story, please, for us all? Well, Adam's very perceptive. It was a tag.

Yep. It was the tag from this jersey that I had taken off to put my gum in. So there was gum all over. It's like the logo of the jersey. Because you put this jersey. They're booing you. You decided to put this jersey In the bag where you threw out your gum

You know there are garbages Here They provide those at the Corson Clubhouse Stupid is as stupid as does And I want to shout out I want to shout out our team I think it was Robert and Jamie that got in there and cleaned it up Was it Robert and Jamie or Robert and Lauren?

In the back there There is no gum to be seen There's a little on the side of the crest Whatever I did have one other piece of memory Hit me up Let's go I did a

Who came to my book signing In St. Catharines Years ago Hey Okay so we got a few people Someone Who cut the line? They did

They cut the line? You cut the line? What do you mean? And you remembered And you held a vendetta? Oh they cut the line Oh Like they cut off the line

No they didn't cut in line There were some people Who were like I drove from fucking the United States and they're not letting me line up. You owe that man something. Like a hug.

I'll hug you. Get up here. Apologize. Get up here. You give that man a hug. In front of the camera though. We must get this on camera. There we go. Yeah.

You can sort of see it. It wasn't in camera. It wasn't in camera. Thank you. That's okay. apologize. That seems fair. Kiss, kiss, kiss it. Someone at that St. Catharines sign-in gave me this custom Dangle 10

hat. And I just wanted to thank them if they were here, but I suppose they're not. So if you know people from St. Catharines who make hats, just thank them on the off chance it was them. I found it in a box recently, and I was very moved by it.

Who liked that story? It was really good. I liked it He did It's a good story Do you want to hear one from the zoo? Oh, there's yours Oh, I don't have one

History I don't know if anybody needs that We don't need to go to sleep Another Q&A question? Yeah, yeah Let's go center this time We're gonna go You know what sir

I saw your hand first Yes sir Your name first off Hi Paul Way to go Way to go Paul Strong name You're welcome

No Is four goals in a game Considered a hat trick You almost Blew your eardrums out By the way You gotta be careful There are people here

I didn't ask you to sit there okay i know when you sat there you were like all right and the second oh yeah you were like all right and the second the show began you went oh fuck yeah yeah you did you did i'm sorry we're gonna we're gonna do this yeah break the story break it to us why is it not a hat trick because you surpass the hat trick so what's it called it three is a triple once you go to home you get a home run. You don't also get the triple that you surpass. Yeah, but there's no cool name for a four-goal game. Yeah, somebody

tweeted me the name once. It's like Albatross or something. I don't know. Albatross? What? That sounds super cool, Jesse. Most people call it... The Austin. Okay, the Austin. I like that. They call it the cock trick because Joe Thornton said

he would pull his wiener out if he ever scored one. Remember that? No. When Thomas Hurdle did it? No. Yeah, there you go Sharks guy When do you get here? For a Southern Ontario based podcast

There's been way too many Sharks mentions I don't know how this keeps happening What the hell does this keep happening? There's no way four is a hatchet Yes sir, with the hockey hair My friend Your name first We're great buddy

Good Which first overall pick was raised in Thorold? Oh, it's trivia. Joe Thornton? Oh, that would have been funny. Wrong! St. Tom's. You guys don't understand what a terrifying experience this is.

Get it! Get it right, Steven! um this would be a question for steve because you know jesse and i are not gonna likely not know that former leaf owen nolan oh what damn i don't know why i remembered that well but i did remember that where where was he born i don't know where oh no scott belfast belfast that's it that's it okay uh question from this side again because yes sir in the Red Hat, we did say you were next. Sorry, go ahead. The Blue Jays are up 7-0.

The Blue Jays are up 7-0. Let's go. Yes. Oh, this isn't going to be a nightmare of a time capsule for when they blow it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, as soon as they get to eight, everybody run. We all are.

We all are. All right. Yes, sir. In the Red Hat, your name? Zach. Zach. Thank you for coming tonight, man. He's got the Owen Nolan goatee, actually.

He sure does. Question for me. For Adam. Adam, question. Devil's fan. And you know what? I should have worn my jersey. I could have worn the pajamas.

I didn't even think about it. Can you repeat the question? Oh, he asked me, since I'm a Devils fan, where is my Palat jersey? I did not wear it. But I did. Somebody was asking today, because I'm actually watching Seinfeld for the first time. I did get to the, is it Cuddy? Putty.

Putty episodes. The Devils! That guy's amazing. Amazing. Yeah, sorry, buddy. I did not wear my Devils outfit. I should have thought about that. If I had been a smarter man, I would have.

Oh, thank you. Yeah, Robert. Oh, thank you for water. I didn't wear my glasses. Hey, Robert Beloy and Lord Williamson, everybody. Thank you. I thought. Oh, I do have glasses on the table.

I thought this was like bubbly. I'm like, oh, it's that kind of show. Back to the center. This time we're going to the front. You, sir, in the Leafs jersey that's a little old school. Is that a Dion Phaneuf? Oh, Kadri. Kadri.

No, that's good. That's good. That's good. Hi, Nathan. Everybody say hi, Nathan. Hi, Nathan. Are there any Leafs that you irrationally dislike? Or any players that you irrationally dislike?

Any Leafs I irrationally dislike or players? My family dislikes Daniel Alfredson because he's... That's rational, though. Yeah. No, because he shared the same birthday as our sister. Oh. Oh, yeah. So are there any players that you...

I thought it was just the obvious that he was a senator. Let's get to the bottom of that. Let's... Are there any players we irrationally dislike? Irrationally You don't like You don't like Wild Bill

Excuse me Hey William Lagasin Wild Bill's gonna change Your life this year guys That bottom pair I See it's funny

Because it doesn't feel Irrational to me I think it's totally justified Alexia Mellon Why Or Emmalyn For anybody who speaks English

Yeah Mr. KHL highlights Over here So I know you pronounce It properly But every time you say it But I'm like, are people going to know what he's talking about?

Because he was a chicken shit and would run around being dirty. And then when you tried to fight him, he wouldn't fight. The explanation for that is, I think he has a plate in his face for some other time that he talks shit. What? But here's the thing. Then don't play like that. Right. If you're that worried about it, wear a full cage or something.

Otherwise, just stop being a dick. Yeah, fair enough. Okay, that seems pretty rational. I thought it was pretty rational. No, we want it to be irrational. Oh, so I should pick, like, someone everyone likes? Yeah. Well, he's a Leaf now, so it's cool.

I was going to say Shane Doan. You know what? Why don't you like Shane Doan? See? It's irrational. Yeah, that is very irrational. He's handsome. Fuck that guy.

Jesse, do you have one? I find myself irrationally liking hockey players. Shut up. I love Billy Huso and Jake Ottinger for no real reason. Yeah. I just adore them. You seem to like goalies with high potential in NHL 23. Yeah.

That seems to be like you mentioned a goalie for Tampa. What was his name? Oh, Hugo Allen felt. Yeah. Today. And he's like Tampa's fourth goalie. I'm going to war for that guy. He might draw in.

It's crazy. Yeah, and he has a potential where he's like an 84. His potential goes up to like an 83 in NHL 23. So, like, I've had him before in my franchise mode. Big fan Yeah no my zoo stories Are fucking stupid No I will never win a cup

Irrationally hate I'm gonna go I'm gonna go a little bit Further back I'm gonna go back to When the Leafs Were Good enough

To be bad enough To miss the playoffs By a point You remember Yeah Right after the lockout Yeah Who was the goalie

That started the game For New Jersey Who eliminated them From the playoffs Scott Clemonson Scott Clemonson. Boo this man. Boo this man.

Thank you. Scott Clemonson, I irrationally hate you. And I believe he took the Marlies to the finals several years later. And I still didn't like him. There was actually a point of great contention because he was playing ahead of Justin Pogge. Oh. Which ended up, you know, fair enough. Worked out well.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay, next question from the right side of the... Wait. Am I center? No. Am I right? I'm going to go right.

Houston Astros. Boo Hiss. anybody got a garbage bin they can uh they can hit against or sorry i'm kidding i'm kidding okay he has commented on every podcast for months this is going to go well is the hockey guy coming back on the podcast man we love that guy yes um he's so great here's the story there jesse was like hey steve can you reach out to the hockey guy and i said yeah for sure man and then I forgot. So I'm going to go ahead and do that.

Yeah. No, I deserve it. Do it now? And while Steve's doing that, how about we do a little bit of a giveaway here? Jesse, what do you think? Yeah, do you want to give away a puck or a prize pack? Let's give away...

We're going to save the prize pack for the end. Sorry. Okay, okay. Sorry. Got some more pucks? I got, yeah. I got this. I got this.

Who won the Conn Smythe Trophy as the MVP of the NHL playoffs in 2020-2021? Back there. Leafs in the back. No, he took down his hand. Nope. Pause, pause, pause. Astro's hand. No.

Over here. That's correct. There it is. There it is. All right. And we'll do another one. We'll do another one. Don't worry.

Phil Kessel on the back? Yeah, Phil Kessel signed. Oh, signed. Signed Phil Kessel. Where did you get that, and how did you get the signature? Bruce Boudreau's Hockey School. Bruce Boudreau's Hockey School. Yeah, Golden Horseshoe.

He probably is. Wow. That's sick. He's a conference legend, by the way. Bruce Boudreau. We love Brucey. Brucey, everybody. I love...

I'm not throwing it. I don't trust it. There's too much equipment lying around. One of my favorite things about Bruce Boudreau is how he loves the Leafs, and all Leaf fans love him. And for some reason, it hasn't happened. But you know that even when he played the Leafs, he was like, I'm cheering for him. Just a kiss already.

Yeah, right? Yeah. Just kiss. Let's do another one here. Which player – oh, this is a good one. Actually, you know what? I'm going to save that for the last one. Which NHL player has the most career penalty minutes?

Right in the middle here, Blue Jays hat. Michael Bunsen. That's correct. Tiger Williams. Least legend. Get up here. I love that. I love that.

Oh, Vladdy Jersey. Love it. Did Vladdy hit something though? No, belt homer Belt homer Sorry, I was just laughing So I think Hockey Guy deleted his Twitter So I went to Instagram

And it just goes You both follow Michael Buble I don't think there's anything wrong with that I think that's great, that's culture right there Okay, we're going to do three more questions One from each part of the room Right here with the St. Pat's jersey Your name sir?

Sean, what's up? Sean. 2-0 Leafs. 2-0 Leafs. Yeah, it's 2-0 Leafs. Sean, who scored? Who scored, Sean? You do not.

Come on. Matthew Knives. Matthew Knives. And who? And Miko Kokanen. Hey. Okay. You go and Miko, and I'm like, oh, boy.

Three season rosters, they got you. All right, and your question. A couple years ago you got a cameo from me. Okay. Sorry. It was good? Okay. It's for your birthday. Happy birthday. From your daughter. What a good daughter.

Yeah. She mentioned that her brother is a Bruins fan. Seems like a questionable character. Because this was right around the time that Leo was born. At the time I said. You said, I don't know if it's a good thing that he's a Bruins fan and not a Leafs fan. Right. I wasn't sure if it was a good thing that he would be a Leafs fan or a Bruins fan.

Okay. And so now, a couple years into being a dad. Yeah. What do you think if Leo was to be a Bruins fan? Oh. So repeat the question for everybody watching. Hold on. That was a lot of buildup.

Yeah. A lot of buildup for a big close. It was awesome in the room. Yeah. Big close. Big close. So repeat the question. How would you feel if Leo were to become a Bruins fan?

No. No is the correct answer. So here's the thing. he is uh he's at the age where parental propaganda works he follows everything he's he's a golden retriever it's what are we stoked on dad the leafs got it got it jays you got it he goes over to so there was a battle between liverpool fc and chelsea fc because of different allegiances in my wife's family and i have bad news for my brother-in-law liverpool is winning because he watches more liverpool games except he doesn't call it liverpool he goes i'm going

to watch sala oh wow wow he knows yeah yeah oh yeah i'm going to watch sala yeah so if he were to become a bruins fan it means something will have changed and i want to know what i ruin it's gonna be his punk rock stage he's gonna like he's gonna go goth and he's gonna go and the bruins color is gonna match the goth hair he's gonna dye it black yeah it's gonna go to the side he's gonna have piercings and he's gonna be like i'm a bruins so producer drew was talking about this actually before the show and he said either leo is gonna hate the leafs because it takes up so much of his dad's time and he's like my dad loves it and i can't do that because it's annoying or he'll fall in love with it because he loves you and he wants to do what you do

so we're just gotta wait and see what happens Nepo Baby I will gladly do I get to call him that a Nepo Baby

yeah is he gonna make YouTube videos yeah no like only if he becomes successful at it yeah if he becomes a successful Leafs

YouTuber he's definitely a Nepo Baby listen I think the world's a little too hard on Nepo Babies okay alright

Alanis alright is Alanis is she not sensitive spot did Alanis She does not want to make the trip. Alanis doesn't listen to the show.

And thank God. Alanis doesn't need to think less of me than she already does. My mom listens to the show. You're quitting your job to do what? My mother has never listened to a podcast in her life. Not just ours. Any. She has a podcast.

She has a podcast. She doesn't know how to listen to it. Like, she actually doesn't. Like, if you were to hand her her phone, it'd be like, for a million dollars, mom. Or actually, gun to the earth. Gun to the earth. listen open up your podcast she'd be like i i guess the earth's dead i guess we're gone i'd say we had a good run yeah but all right we're gonna do our last question from the middle

steve you pick one who do you want and remember he hates everybody else that he doesn't pick uh i'm i'm gonna do uh black hat right black hat yes sir yes you got it not even for steve oh you put those zoo stories away sir you got it and so sorry your name is hi austin great it's a good name with an i or no ah almost i'm kidding hey listen austin texas great place we love that all right so austin And tell us a question for who? For the two of you guys. Jesse and I?

It's an F1 question. F1 question. Oh, nice. By the way, shout out the McLaren fans here, baby. Let's go. Oh, hey. We're going for a solid fourth place, baby. Let's go.

All right. Sorry. Go ahead. Let's go. Does Red Bull lose a race the rest of the season? Does Red Bull lose a race the rest of the season? No. Hopefully.

All right. Now you got Steve's answer. And that's it. What do you think, Jess? I'm trying to think about what tracks are left. Because we know anything that allows them to just run the tires along. We need a lot of curves, you know? You need a lot of turns for them so they can't just run the tires out.

Qatar is going to be interesting. Yeah. Because here's the deal. That's the last race of the season. For anybody who doesn't give a shit about motor racing, here's the deal. You put a track in the desert, what happens? Hot. Hot.

And the asphalt doesn't hold up that well, so it makes the track really bumpy. Yeah. Does it make it? Bumpy. So what's going to happen is If they're going to make a mistake Because it's going to come down to Max making a mistake It's not going to come down to the car blowing up or whatever

I think it'll be a strategy mistake It'll be on a desert track And it'll be something where They go to the tires at the wrong time And then a safety car comes out And everybody pit stops And that's what'll happen It's got to be accidental

It's not going to be something that they If everything's fair and equal they're going to win They're unbelievable Lance Charles Guys come on be nice to Lance He's a nice boy Nice Canadian kid Alright last question on the right side

Sorry I'm sorry San Jose Sharks guy Listen you've had your spotlight alright We love you we love your hair We love your energy I am tired of the pacific bias Alright last question over here Jesse why don't you pick On the right side

Way in the back No I get to pick I don't have to pick the right side Well, we owe them a question. I want the St. Pat's guy at the back. Okay, get the St. Pat's guy. Come on. All right, go ahead. What's your question?

What's your name? What's your name? Trent, see? Trent. Trent, what's up? This is one for Jesse. Yes. Question for Jesse.

As an experienced NHL general manager. What is one move that you would make for the Leafs to put them over the top this year? What is one move you would make for the Leafs to put them over the top this year? How much did Detroit want for Billy Huso? I bet. Am I allowed to undo a move? Tavares for Lucas Raymond. Hey.

For anybody that watched the stream, he did that trade. I did do that trade. Yeah, but it was the goalie's fault you lost. I have question marks about John Klingberg. I don't know if you guys feel the same thing. Okay, but does that put you over the top? Yeah, so what's the trade? Bolstering the defense so that John Klingberg isn't paired with Morgan Riley all season,

and that's the top pairing. So you're trading from your offense? I don't like that. I'm not the biggest fan of that pairing. I would find a way to upgrade it. I don't have the guy coming back in return. But I think making a move for the defense. I think the forward group was good.

Ty Domi. Listen, man. Max Domi. Tyler Bertuzzi coming in. Top six assault. Yeah, you're right. You're right. Moving Willie to the center.

Got it all. Let's upgrade the defense. Let's do that. Listen, John Klingberg is going to be a tire fire on defense. I agree with you. But he actually shoots the puck from the point. Nobody else does that He can do that from the second

Klingberg for a second round pick And Nazem Kadri 50% retained There you go Kadri jersey right here Right Drew Connor Timmons on the top pair Say Catherine's boy The defense needs an upgrade more than the offense

That's where I'm making the move for the Leafs Upgrade the defense, you're going to make any upgrades Now listen, we're going to wrap the show up But we're not going to be gone We want to meet you all, we want to say hello So I do want to say this Before we get going I want to thank all the STPN crew

For coming out tonight All of you who are here By the way make sure you introduce yourself They're actually really nice people Except for Drew Ignore Drew We shouldn't name him Drew It should be Boo

I was saying Drew Earns Can we get a hiss for Drew To the course and clubhouse And to the wonderful family that owns it Thank you so much for hosting us. What an amazing job you guys have all done here. What a great bar. It's so nice.

And, of course, to Jesse, to Steve, it's a pleasure working with you bums. And I'm really excited that we're back. It's nice to be back. Good to be back. Last trivia question, all right? Can we do two? Oh, we can do two. One puck and one...

Yeah, okay. I'm going to default to my Calgary days, okay? I used to do trivia in a bar in Calgary as a side gig because radio pays nothing. So, what number did Doug Gilmore wear with the Calgary Flames? Hands up. 39. Way in the back. 89.

No, not 89. No, it has to be a hand raise. You yelled it out. Yeah. I win. All right. All right. New question.

All right. New question. I got one. I got one. Give it to us. give it to us what number did william nylander wear in his leafs debut i love that i think buddy standing there at the back where what do you which one i was saying i was saying right here right here right okay right here it was not 60 incorrect and so one very very back don't yell

White hat, very, very back. Yes, standing. You. No. It's not 29. It's not 29. Right here? It was 39.

39. Yeah. Hey, the Willie jersey. There you go. You know what? I could ask this trivia question, or you could just do one. Do you want to do another one? Here, do you know why he wore 39?

Because they gave it to him? Because they gave it to him. There you go, kid. Don't think too much of yourself. We're saving your question for the big one. I don't know if we need to. Steve knows a lot of stuff. Do you want to just come up with one?

Oh, Jesus. I got one. No. You have one prepared. I do. Steve, do you have one? That's good. That's going to trump his?

No. Okay. I got a warm-up one for another puck. Okay. The player in the NHL who has the most career hat tricks. Right here. Ovechkin? Not Ovechkin.

Ovechkin, question mark? San Jose. San Jose. Not? No. No. Red hat, sir. Not Stamkos.

Sends jersey, sends jersey. You got to have an answer. Do you mean ever? I want McLaren guy because I'm biased. Wade freaking Gretzky. Come on, guys. I didn't take it under your guesses. That's right.

I didn't say active. Get out of here. I didn't say active. Did he say active? Don't fool me. Video review. Don't fool me. Video review.

Did he say it? I didn't say it. The call on the ice stands. Thank you. Correct. Boo you. Yeah, we got to take off all the times he scored four. That's a great point.

See, the people are catching on. No one's going to be hurt by this more than Wayne. All right. Last. Yes. Last question, and this is a good one because it's cross-border. We have people who are American here as well. Do you want to reveal what's in the backpack?

Oh, yeah. Well, first off, let's go through the back. Don't boo the Americans, for goodness sakes. Yes. They didn't do anything to you. All right. And again, they get the backpack? Yeah.

You didn't know? They get the backpack. Jesse, where did you find these backpacks? Herschel. You suck. They have the tag on them and everything. Wow. You're in the mall, and you're like, I'm going to buy Herschel backpacks.

As a bonus, Steve will put his gum on the tag for you. All right, Jesse. I have great friends. Okay, what do we got? A noted Alan Walsh client hat. A That's Ridic CJ Show hat. Woo, CJ Show! Oh!

A Game Over t-shirt. Yeah. And a Crab People t-shirt. Woo! And I'm going to throw in a hockey puck. We're going to throw in a hockey puck. Okay, so this one is... You got to really know your hockey for this one.

All right? I don't even know if you know the answer to this. Okay. Okay, and I know you can't see it because you're blind. It's true. Which NHL player scored the famous Miracle on Ice goal in 1980? Do not yell it out. Who do you want to pick?

I feel like you know. I feel like you know. Grigioni. Grigioni, congratulations. Mike Grigioni. That's right. Mike Grigioni. That's right

Not a lot of NHL players on that team I thought you were going to say Which American born player is stuck at 1499 games Hey brother Nice to meet you pal Thanks for coming Alright Oh oh oh

What's going to fall Is something going to fall off Or what have we said Oh gosh Okay Oh that's okay We're good That's alright

Hey And the show's deleted Ladies and gentlemen We just want to say Thank you so much for coming tonight Woo Let's hang out. Let's have a great time.

Oh, round of applause for themselves. Round of applause for you for coming. Yeah. There you go. Yeah, we feel really, really grateful that you guys have come out. What do you need, Drew? You want a mic? Drew wants a mic.

Oh, Drew's here. All right, all right, all right. Oh, Drew. Let's hear it. Drew's taking over the show. Drew, get on camera. Get on camera. You got to sneak in here.

Down, down, down. Just a bit of housekeeping before we end the night. We'll be sporting Easter Seals tonight. Round of applause for Easter Seals. Woo! the clubhouse staff will be selling 50-50 tickets

at that desk over there where you see the number 93 and we will be announcing the winner at the end of the night whenever that is who knows when that's going to end

because the meet and greet is going to take forever so buy some 50-50 tickets everybody support Easter Seals let's go there we go well done

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