The Steve Dangle Podcast - My Neck, My Back | April 12, 2024
Episode Date: April 12, 2024On this episode of The Steve Dangle Podcast, Shohei Ohtani's interpreter stole a lot of money (00:00), the Leafs lose to the Devils but Matthews hits 68 (12:30), it seems like the Arizona Coyotes are ...finally on the move (57:00), Sidney Crosby's place on Mt Rushmore (1:09:00), do you trust Fanatics? (1:22:00), revisiting Steve in purgatory (1:33:30), and what goes on here? (1:38:30). Join SDP VIP: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0a0z05HiddEn7k6OGnDprg/join Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/thestevedanglepodcast Spotify: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sdpvip/subscribe Visit this episode's sponsors: We all know that rare rookie cards can be extremely valuable, but do you know what the rarest rookie card of all is? Find out on the Steve Dangle Podcast next week and visit https://www.thegetrealmovement.com/ for more info! Go to http://shadyrays.com and use code SDP for 50% off 2 or more pairs of polarized sunglasses. Follow us on Twitter: @Steve_Dangle, @AdamWylde, & @JesseBlake Follow us on Instagram: @SteveDangle, @AdamWylde, & @Jesse.Blake Join us on Discord: https://discord.com/invite/MtTmw9rrz7 For general inquiries email: info@sdpn.ca Reach out to https://www.sdpn.ca/sales to connect with our sales team and discuss the opportunity to integrate your brand within our content! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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just showing steve a video of victor e rat from uh from the florida panthers uh getting his grind
on with one of the fans there sounds like things are good in florida yeah yeah you know they're
having fun that's a video yeah never seen carlton quite get into that no is he doing a parody of
kodak black i no no because uh no this is uh this grinding adam is showing us his butt to butt yeah
it's it's very pg it's pg but oh okay okay yeah i thought he was recreating kodak black's fame
infamous moment in fl live arena no i don't know if the panthers want to parody that
all you told me was that somebody in florida was grinding at a panthers game and that's the first
thing that jumps to my mind jesse i think that's a fair point um and it's weird that the panthers
never bring that up they never mention it why do they never make one of the greatest moments in
panthers history it could be it's a top tsn top 10 for sure if they go back to the cup final this
year it's in to drop the ceremonial puck kodak black the panthers actually had a couple moments
last season with just fans and press boxes
because who was the golfer?
It wasn't Bryson. I want to say it was
DeChambeau, but it wasn't DeChambeau. He's just
leading the Masters, so he's on my mind. But
who was the golfer who had the pylon
and he called Ekblad a pylon?
Yeah. Where did he get
a pylon? Yeah. Golfer
Panthers. Pylon
golfer. Burk Hapka.
Yeah.
He's a fucking traffic
cone. Where did he get this?
what like i've been to the leafs press box a bunch of times and i'm trying to think
of all the different steps i would have to go through to get a traffic cone up to those boxes
but i'm also not brooks kapka yeah i wonder how much stuff you're allowed to do just based on
your brooks kapka look at that is he is he he's a rangers fan i'm assuming then no he's a he's a
panthers he is a guy that's the reason he's so passionate like steve yelling at the leafs and
being angry at the Leafs comes from, I love
this team so much. Brooks Koepka is a
huge Panthers fan, and that's why
he's there yelling at Ekblad, calling
him a pylon.
I thank you for reminding me of that.
And he ended up apologizing
and it was all good by the
end of it. No, because we talked about it on the show
and we were like, oh, maybe they're friends?
And then Ekblad spoke on it
and we're like, oh, they're not friends, actually.
And then I think they became friends.
but this is a fan being a fan and i love that yeah i mean you know not everyone gets such large props
but not everyone has the ability to hold a bylaw in an arena and be cool with it but i mean the
best ones are where you're like where the hell did you get that like the guy with the waffles
yeah yeah or the guy all-timer the the leaf fan that was banned for life for throwing toast on
the ice because they needed to wake up and smell breakfast when they were really bad this is a year
this is 2010 and i remember there at the end of the season a guy threw toast on the ice and it
was toasted oh yeah i remember that and then banned for life and people are like why are you
banning it for life they are bad do you know the leafs were so bad for so long that there are food
items that were thrown on the ice that i forgot about yeah and that was yeah i thought it was
just waffles and i'm like oh wait yeah there was a toast guy toast guy a bunch of jersey guys
there was of all the things that uh fans make fun of the leafs for that uh uh get brought up
no one it's amazing what happens pre uh like internet 2.0 that people don't remember there
was a game where the leafs had a lead it was like i want to say a multi-goal lead they blew it late
a fan immediately after the other team tied the game had a heart attack in the stance oh so you
know people they're always tweeting to me oh steve something's gonna oh his head's gonna explode that
happened to a guy he lived and i believe they won the game that's cool but i like that that's the
only reason i'm telling the story no it's but that is a real thing that happened you can look it up
um yeah so uh i didn't expect to start with victory rat but that was the uh the conversation
starter because that's what i saw as soon as jesse hit the intro button i was like wow that's
victory at rat and he's having a time what are you on where you're watching mascots grinding
it's a bleacher report okay yeah just i don't know what kind of search notifications adam
wilds got set yeah where it's just hey listen friday morning gotta watch my mascot grinding
videos i'm furry and so are they adam just saying just saying um i did i here's what i really wanted
to start the show with um the the shohei otani stuff i just want to just talk numbers for a
second nuts so uh it pay miss uhara who was shohei otani's interpreter the numbers in terms of how
much money he spent came out and the it's it's just unbelievable so um please read these because
to me that's not even the craziest thing that came up bob well the john hayman tweet is the
craziest tweet that came out but we'll get to that uh bob not nightingale about 19 000 bets
were placed the average cost of each bet now i'm not saying that these bets were ever this number
but this is the average cost 12 800 like you do a t the average so that you have a two dollar steve
bet yeah mitzi uh i'm sorry ipe mizuhara's average bet ipe mizuhara there you go um would be 12 800
almost 13 grand total losing bets 189.2 million total winnings 142.2 million 40 million uh net
losses which is unbelievable he stole more than four times what we originally thought we thought
it was four million bucks actually it's 16 million and apparently he was able to change the settings
and i don't know how this is possible i apparently there was there's there's rumors about um him
calling the bank and pretending to be shohei otani what and like saying like oh i need this
and i need it wired here which is crazy too i didn't even know you could do that but yes 16
million from otani's bank account to pay gambling debts according to a federal criminal complaint so
what is going on in the united states like we just covered this on a vip episode some lady goes i
need 50 000 and i can't tell you why like remember that yeah or no or the guy that was like create a
piece of art get it insured for 50 grand and then take that what is going on yeah the uh uh now i
would imagine that a lot of this money was his but the stolen money from otani's bank account
was to cover his losses and then came the texts oh from the bookie what where where the guy he's
texting with someone and he's like ah you didn't even steal it and then what ep ep ep mizuhara
ep mizuhara goes uh well technically i did steal he wrote it dead to rights and we which you got
to think even as a legal bookie that's got to make you feel a little scared oh oh yeah that's
well the scariest text i saw was was it sounds like mizuhara was ducking someone i don't know
who and then they were like hey how come you're not answering my messages by the way uh our friend
that they didn't say shohei but it's very obvious that it's shohei is out walking his dog
oh which like we got eyes on him like the friggin sopranos dude it's crazy it's a crazy story stuff
um john hayman uh because it also came out that there was no evidence seized by the government
of any bets on baseball john hayman said he showed good restraint i which i think is him
trolling he has to be kidding he must be kidding it is surprising it is surprising like i'll steal
money from my friend but i certainly wouldn't want i draw the line at listen i'm not pete rose guys
yeah i have some scruples it's crazy dude it's a completely wild story yeah yeah so i i wanted
to talk about that jesse when you when you saw those numbers as somebody who bets from time to
time are they just like they must be they're eye-watering and the idea like if you only saw
the winnings number you'd be like wow he did pretty well yeah well well we'll get gambling
anyway like that yeah it's not the case it clearly speaks to somebody who has an extreme addiction
like 22 bets a day isn't like crazy like on an nfl sunday if you have a bunch of prop bets and
everything you can get like you can get 22 bets in a in a day like that's not too bad but doing it
every single day and to that amount of money you keep losing you keep asking the bookie for more
money like it's clearly somebody has an extreme addiction and some of this i look at it and i'm
like okay it's awful we know mizuhara had all these problems and he went into this amount of
debt but i'm like at some point the guy who handed over the keys to his entire life to this individual
needs to be culpable for something here well interesting well why do you say that okay yeah
because they elaborate and there were absolutely no safety checks on shohei otani's part in that
And not even any safety checks by people around him. So the way I understood it from all of the reports from the FBI that came out, everything in Shohei Ohtani's life was done through Mizuhara. And not even to the point like just his business side, in terms of just everyday life stuff in America, he did it through him.
And even his agent and the agency that Ohtani is signed to didn't have a Japanese interpreter on staff.
Like nobody in the entire building spoke Japanese.
Nobody who ran any of his bank accounts could do anything.
And no one in his life was there besides Mizuhara if he needed something from Japanese to English or vice versa.
You have one of the biggest athletes on the planet.
Get a couple people who know Japanese.
you have a billion dollars at stake and you ran everything through one guy now that that is uh
that opens you up to risk well now now listen uh i hear that story and i'm like
shohei i would like to hear answers and questions um but do you know have you ever heard the story
of dane cook and his half brother yes i don't know his his half brother was his agent yes and
this guy stoley mcstole stole so much money from dane cook um to the point where i think they the
story i remember hearing was i think he was on the tom segura podcast they raided his house
there were frozen containers of tomato sauce in the freezer and when you thawed out the tomato
sauce there were giant plastic bags of cash that's awesome and awesome that sounds like
something out of a show it does that sounds like a great baking a breaking bad uh scene yeah like
it's so cartoonish that you can't even believe it yeah that's that's why it's awesome so found
it in the walls and dude it's crazy and you would think like how did dane cook not know about this
he didn't he didn't and a lot of it is like he'll just never get it um yeah nor it is they've been
ordered to pay back 12 million dollars they admitted to stealing this is what they admitted
into stealing who it's his half brother and his sister-in-law so literally like and it's not a
stepbrother it's a half brother so your parent is the same and then oh you're talking about the
dane cook thing yeah sorry sorry and this happened from the early 90s until 1998 and i don't think
they found out about it until 2010 so like it's a crazy and that's when dane was sort of on the
rise right making the most money he was making yeah if i remember correct like all of his peak
dame cook money like just stolen it's gone and so he had to go on these huge arena tours and to
make it all up that's why he did the new york the madison square garden show and stuff he had a
moment dame cook had a moment absolutely had a moment yeah people don't you don't have to like
him but a lot of people did for a little while there yeah absolutely um on of the leafs last
night i uh i don't mind i don't mind dame cook i don't have a problem this is like a vip episode
yeah yeah um i honored the leafs last night which is not like the vip episode we do other things um
i want to talk about uh a couple of things first off guys out of 10 how much do you care that this
likely puts the leafs out of home ice advantage contention by losing this game how much do you
care out of 10 give me a number two jesse i i'd be a little higher on that because this was
entirely in their hands they owned home ice if they simply won the games that they could win
and i look at that and i say okay you want to see guys when they when it's just it's up to you
you are self-determined if you want home ice or not and you want to see them go out and get that
and they did not do that in a game they probably should have won what number do you give so i'll
give it a six out of ten c plus you're not wrong jesse you're you're not at all um but like we
agree that like they need to rest guys and like even if they won last night like there's a solid
chance they lose the next three games but we didn't even get to that opportunity you know
they blew it they blew it in the game where everybody was playing like nobody rested and
matthews was on and it was great and it's just entirely defensive mislaps yeah yeah and and a
bad goaltending performance and i think we need to be able to say that oh dude it was his worst
game since coming back and it's okay to have an off game but we have to say it and and it's funny
because i tweeted this last night i think the last three games new jersey and toronto have made and
and it's because new jersey's not been good this year but toronto's like doubled them up in shots
and jake allen has stood on his head and yeah and he wasn't great last night but he made the
saves that he had to make what a weird stylistic matchup like yeah it's the last three games and
i'm pretty sure wool played the first two yes and it wasn't great no so like what the hell's going
on yeah no i know and and i i look at the and we'll get to the matthews goals trust me but i
i think as a leaf fan uh it's okay if you're upset it's okay if you don't like when they win
or when they lose if you like when if you don't like when they win i don't know what to tell you
it's not 2015 anymore um it's uh it's it's okay but it's also perspective and and one of the
things that might give you some some heart although it's applying regular season the playoffs is that
the Leafs have won 24 games on the road this year which is a franchise record by two so they've
never won this many games on the road their home record has not been the greatest this year I don't
know if that matters comes playoff but at the same time you kind of go okay you lost the game I'm
with Jesse on on one thing not only was home ice advantage within your grasp here winning this game
was within your grasp yes the entire way and and so so starting with the fact that the vibes were
great as soon as matthews puts his goal 67 totally and then even better when he puts goal 68 oh just
max domi disgusting what and that's who i want to talk about because i liked what max domi did to
nemich even though he's 23 listen you play in the nhl 20 he's 20 oh he's 20 okay listen uh devils
fans i'm not sure if you know this but you can play in the nhl from the time that you're 18 if
you're in the nhl then the nhl rules apply and if you go after a star of a team you're probably not
used to this from the leafs you can't be faulted for that but that's not going to fly anymore also
what's curtis mcdermott there for exactly and he was running around last night he had nobody to go
head-to-head with him he what it was weird like there was no heavyweight to fight him but then
the devils have no middleweight yes they like again i'll say it like that's got to be this
who's softer in the nhl the national hockey league who's softer there's a few teams that
are pretty soft like i can't really think of like chicago chicago's not that hard
that's not even guys who will go i guess like not even fair though they're not great but like
they'll go yeah like the devils are somewhat competitive right i'm trying to think of like
who will fight on the who will fight on the sharks again not fair exactly yeah like out of teams who
are vaguely in playoff contention they've got to be it right i don't think vancouver's that hard
but they are skilled guys who will go nah jt miller is a physical player yeah they got guys
but it's jt miller he's not a heavyweight is he a middleweight yeah he'd have a good middleweight
bout okay all right um tyler myers could get into a fight based on is large is tall has big
wingspan is Zdorov yeah okay oh yeah Zdorov right that's not fair they're right they got to be in
the conversation of softest team in the league they went out and they got one of the bigger
heavyweights but they still don't have a middleweight and I I I believe Max Domi that
there was a quote that came out of this he goes uh yeah whoever it was uh on the devils who hit
Austin I didn't like that that's not him dismissing Simon Nemech as oh yeah this player sucks he's
obviously going to be an incredible star um in this league i earnestly don't think he knew or
cared who it was it's just you can't touch austin and i'm sorry you can't you can't hate that
thought process right and and i think that would be the same as if somebody went after jack hughes
right i think it's it's it has to it actually has to be that way right and the refs are never
going to call it so you have to do that and for the home ice advantage conversation 2020 they had
home ice advantage they lost the one thing i want to say wait wait oh sorry 2021 they had home ice
advantage they lost they lost 2022 they had home ice uh did they have home ice advantage against
tampa the first time yeah they did did they yeah because game seven was in toronto that goal that
wasn't allowed and they lost last year they won with home ice advantage and went one and five at
home like I don't think it matters so so with the Max Domi conversation what was so interesting
was when the reason I brought up Nemech and got sidetracked because I do that I'm sorry
is that when Max Domi was sent off for his 10-minute misconduct the issue became who's
going to play with Matthews and immediately of course as a coach you put Marner in there
I don't hate that I think it looked good but I don't think it looked electric the way that
matthews and domi looked have been looking lately and it's because they've built that chemistry up
over 20 games the only thing i i think i would have changed there um from what keith did is um
marner tavaris mcmahon i think is going to be a line or at very least marner is going to play
with tavaris matthews is sniffing nylander sniffing let him sniff let him sniff together
yeah put those two out burt i don't care who the left winger is put the two guys who are sniffing
for a milestone out together knee lander was freaking fantastic last night he just couldn't
buy one yeah yeah my opinion so so what that does is it sort of takes the you know the the
bertuzzi domi matthews line which was on fire early in the game out of the game for 15 minutes
of gameplay right and so as much as i'm not gonna i i will always support what max domi did there i
think it was the right thing to do it did sort of allow the devils to come in and and do some things
and neutralize i think the leafs they had the opportunities but i don't think five on five
they looked quite as strong without domi matthews bertuzzi together i agree the penalty kill killed
them what is with the leafs penalty it's bad well it was getting better and last night was the first
time they allowed three power play goals in a period since october 10th 2015 is that good well
that was the year they finished last on purpose to get austin so in a way we should celebrate that
game um i pulled up the rosters from give it to me give it to me so first of all it was against
the senators uh clark macarthur and eric carlson uh were on the ottawa senators at the time uh
Mark Archibelo was a Leaf.
Brad Boyes was a Leaf.
He had an assist in that game.
Arca Beauty.
Arca Beauty.
The four Leaf goal scorers were Daniel Winnick,
Joffrey Lupo, Peter Holland, and Tyler Bozak.
I'm trying to find the defensemen.
Morgan Riley, who would have been pretty young,
Roman Polak, Dion Phaneuf, Marty Marincin,
Matt Hunwick, and Jake Gardner.
A lot of those guys would be there for the early runs.
Dude.
Marty Marincin was there for six more years.
For some reason, I've seen some highlights recently
from Matthew's rookie year,
and there's all these people on the ice where I was like,
there's no way you actually played with Austin Matthews.
There was such a weird transition period
from the old era to the Matthews-Rotter-Nylander era.
Like that photo of,
there's like a preseason game or something
where Nylander and Phil Kessel are on the ice together
in Leaf uniform.
I don't remember that.
Yep, it's a thing.
I don't remember that at all.
There was a graphic making its way around Twitter, I think, yesterday.
And it had the Leafs starting lineup from the playoffs in 2018-19.
And this is when Kadri was still on the roster.
And I had forgotten that not only was...
First off, Babs was really mad about them getting Jake Muzzin
because he didn't shoot the right way that Babs wanted to.
So what does he do?
He plays him with Nikita Zaitsev.
I completely forgot they overlapped.
I had too.
completely and it's just we forgot and and the third line was actually interesting it was marlo
cadre nylander damn which like i think would be a good third line today nylander and cadre are so
good that it would make up for marlo being like two years retired yeah exactly holy yeah it's uh
it was there was the four forward group was stacked the defense looks thin yeah real thin
um with matthew's 67th goal last night he is up to 367 goals total by the way but with his 67th
goal he passed dave keon uh he is now in the top three in goals scored in maple leaf's history
uh behind daryl sitler and matt sundin if he stays healthy next year and scores at this rate
it's likely by the end of the season he's passed matt sundin matt sundin is at 420 uh uh matthews
is at 367 360 so he could be it's gonna be close gonna be close i mean he's gonna pass it
long before he turns 30 which is yep stupid but i think it's important if we go through and i've
done this before games played total by all the players in the top five matt sundin played 981
games as a leaf wow 420 goals daryl sitler 844 games 389 look matthews i'll hold that at the end
dave keon 1062 we had 365 goals and ron ellis uh 1034 actually and 332 goals matthews
has played 559 games it's in an outrageous just an outrageous oh what a mutant yeah just
he's an alien so gentlemen yes uh i asked you about how much you cared about the leafs losing
last night i got a two and a six from steven from jesse out of 10 how much did it matter to you
about goals 67 and 68 getting on the board with three games less on the on the scale of 10 14
okay jesse yeah yeah because he could wrap it up nice and early now now when matthews hit 60
a couple years ago he entered the second last game of the season on a saturday night against
detroit with two goals to go tomorrow three games left in the season saturday night against detroit
two goals to go don't let me down austin come on buddy come on buddy get 70 and then he might not
even have to make the road trip to florida yeah it'd be nice to see him just finish it off so we
don't have to have the debate about resting him or not yes that's that's the whole thing and same
with willie like he's been kind of snake bitten trying to reach 100 points there and it'd be nice
if he could just clean it up and get 100
and we don't have to worry about anything. That line's
playing so well. Oh, the Robertson
goal that was disallowed, for God's sake.
Well, it's his own fault. Stay onside.
It is his own fault, but he's offside
by a friggin'
nose.
I don't know. I hated it.
The other guy
I just wanted to praise because I don't
think I did in the LFR and this would
make three straight games where I think he's
like dynamite.
Man, earlier in the season, I didn't think
holmberg was an everyday player i'm not i'm not done with matthew i love him you love him yeah
okay but not as much as matthews okay i just want to keep on matthews for one more second
because i got another stat to throw at you guys hit me matthews in the second period
scored his 274th even strength goal he is now the leading even strength goal score of in toronto
maple leafs history that's so dumb that's so stupid like so we got matthews at 274 sunday
273 key on 269 and alice at 269 you know what i would like to know and we couldn't look this
right now i think it'd be too hard when um when sundine played i want to know what percent of
league-wide goals were power play goals versus now it feels like it's easier to it has to be
easier to score at five on five now uh goals are not up this year in the nhl no no they're not cj
was talking about it on the show the other day he said we've had crazy individual performances
but goal scoring has either been down or flat so here's what producer drew brought up to me
yesterday and i didn't want to put it in the lfr because i'm i'm gonna save it um for now
you're gonna save it for right now i'm gonna save it for right now no like i'm gonna it's it's for
when the season's done sure um years ago i wrote an article about the best era adjusted goal scoring
seasons of all time um wayne gretzky scored 92 it goes down to like 60 something because of how
stupidly high that era was uh brett hall has a couple years in the 70s ovechkin had i think the
second best era adjusted goal scoring season ever when he scored 65 it adjusts up to 72
if matthews finishes with 70 actual goals will it adjust up or down and will it be will it end up
as potentially the greatest era adjusted goal scoring season ever we'll have to find out we'll
have to find out i i haven't looked into it by the way your your blog is still up at sportsnet
yeah we bring this up every like it's like three months i know well yeah but it doesn't matter
are different parts of the article no but i'm just saying jesse when we left i'm proud of my
work when we left kiss i got a message from their program director like um can you take these videos
down because they're kiss branded and uh we don't want them on our website anymore and i was like oh
okay i'm like steve's still on sports net don't get me started i dude yeah don't worry about it
let's not go let's go down that road nah forget it i wanna i know you do i start fight i i jesse
i have a question for you and this is specifically for you okay as of right now austin matthews has
a couple of 40 goal seasons a 60 goal season at least 260 goal seasons right because he's got a
60 plus goal season yeah he might hit 70 by the end of the year yeah does that mean austin matthews
has never had a 50 goal season and why are you asking this because you're difficult best of
they asked it on twitter yeah and i just wanted to know and why would they ask that because you
think a four goal game doesn't count as a hat trick because a hat trick is a three goal game
right yes so like and this comes from baseball because if you hit for the cycle it's first
second third and home run but if you get two seconds a third and a home run that's not hitting
for the cycle even though it's better when you when a home run is when you go to home right and
you don't get a triple along the way i think when you land on three goals at the end of the game
you get your hat trick when you land on four you get something else i am saying by the definition
of the word of hat trick that is i ended a game with three goals so jesse isn't austin matthews
now or has he ever been a 50 goal scorer yeah he's he's scored uh 50 goals before yeah yes
he's never finished a season with 50 he's never that how how do you want to detail do you want
to get into this definition i want to get detail never finished the season with 50 goals so is
austin matthews a 50 goal score uh he's never finished a season with 50 goals so no that's
how i would answer the question he's finished the season in the 60s he's finished he's gonna
finish in the 70s he's finished in the 40s he's never finished in the 50s so is austin matthews
a 50 goal score he's never finished in the 50s steven yes what are your thoughts on jesse's
i mean it's difficult to argue he is yeah he is right austin has never finished in the 50s
is it is it now can we say that a player that finished above 60 goals was a 50 goal score
see like the way you're asking is because there are 60 on austin's first goal the first game ever
in the national hockey league he scores four goals right yeah he does not end with a hat trick but in
that game he had three goals right so if we were just talking if there was a if there was a name
for scoring 50 goals in a season if we called it a kalunk full oh we called it a kalunk full okay
i like that and we said if you if you score 50 within the 50s in a season you get a kalunk full
okay and then austin matthews would not have that because he passed it and he got 60 so he would not
have that kalonk folk okay jesse if he hits 70 is it a warm chocolate it is no it is i think that is
yes and if he hits 80 do i have bad friends uh i believe i believe the swedish listeners told us
that that's not how you say yes yes they told us that nearly right away and then we played it on
the show you get for that information i don't know where you got that from you saw some sign
you're like i'm gonna say for the rest of my life and it's not true also there was a bunch of people
drinking garlic beer and i asked william lagason about it on agent provocateur he's like i've never
heard of that in my entire life no he's like that might be for the four there's or what i'm like
okay they're making idiots drink garlic beer then that's what the swedish are they're they're
punking all a ton of there was a a hockey writer who had a birthday while over there and they all
went out and they all drank
garlic beer. I think it was Kevin
McGransburg. Okay, Alter was there.
And Zeisberger was there and Alter was there.
I believe they all had garlic beer. Yeah, but it's not
a thing Swedish people do.
Well, it's a thing
they serve in Sweden to
dorky tourists, apparently.
I think there was a lot of that
for you while you were over there.
Listen, they're
welcome to serve me as many
dorky tourist stuff
as they want because it was incredible.
According to Jonas Siegel, today looks to be the first full practice for Matt Murray.
He and Joseph Wall are the two goalies to practice.
Samsonov is not on the ice.
Probably getting a break.
Good for him.
Good for Matt Murray.
That's cool.
Yeah, absolutely.
I just want to throw that out there.
I feel like it's becoming more common that guys are going out these injuries like Couturier and Kane.
And who knows if Taves can make it back.
But these looks like career-ending injuries.
More guys are coming back from them now.
And they're sitting out a full year and then working their way back.
which is great to see for because playing the national hockey league you only get so many years
out of it right 100 then to have those have these guys go through these injuries and the way medical
the science has gone now they can come back from it and that's great to see you know what none of
this would have happened if you just played 70 games yeah it's true are you are you martin bro
during this yes well according to new jersey podcasters you deserve a slap they didn't say
wear could be a booty slap could be a face slap you don't know you just don't know you don't have
enough money to slap this booty um i uh i did want to talk about you brought it up earlier
pontus holmberg tell us about pontus holmberg i know you're excited about this dude i just i just
love how he's playing um like is there a better player who has one hand on their stick in in the
history of the oh my god he still drives me a little nuts in that regard um because like i just
feel like he's not able to do a whole hell of a lot when he only has one hand scored a goal except
for that one time where he did um but uh you know i would watch him play earlier in the season
and it'd be a little bit of sheldon keefe i i'd be like you're a little vanilla i don't know what
you do and he's playing center he should not on like at the beginning of the season if i told you
oh yeah holmberg's gonna be a third line center heading into the playoffs i'd be like oh okay well
no point turning the tv on in april then uh because they're gonna get murdered um and who knows it
still could happen i don't think so though um he's just he's making smart defensive plays he's
creative offensively he crashes the net um he's willing to take abuse in front of the net
holy shit the amount of missed calls last game there there were some playoff ass whistles
the second half of that game yeah there was and holmberg took a real bad cross check to the back
i don't remember who it was from but i uh i was mad about it for approximately 2.4 seconds
until i was like nope that's gonna be every play well connor do a week was held up on one of those
power play goals that the devils had like completely held like grabbed his arm held
and it's but that's the playoffs well it's very interesting like holmberg's been so good
that when yarn crow comes back you might sit doer and like nice like sheldon keith has uh
has praised matthew nice for how he's done on the uh on the fourth line and he likes how physical
he's been so like could you if he's responsible enough could you do nice camp reeves that'd be a
not fun line nice camp doer if you really wanted by the way camp spinorama my wife and i were both
like did he just he waited the goalie out he scores how did he do that he scores once or twice
a month and it's always fucking sick that was crazy i love him i i except for when i don't but
like he again like last year uh he went through a i feel like he had a terrible winter and then
the closer we got to the playoffs i was like he's wait he's good right and then playoffs coming yeah
he's good um uh rob wong and i were sort of tweeting back and forth um i think the way it's
going to shake out um leaving the fourth line out of it because i don't know exactly how that's
going to go i think it's going to be bertuzzi matthews um domi mcmahon um tavaris marner
yarn croak holmberg willie yarn croak wow helps out defensively with that line and release the
Swedes. Yeah. Unleashed the
Swedes. The Trey Croner line. The all
yes
absolutely. The Vorm Chocolat line.
The Vorm Chocolat line.
No, no. They're not just Vorm.
They're hot.
H-A-H-T. Hot.
And then
the fourth line, it's
then a conversation between like
I don't know.
Reeves, Dewar, and Nyes
I guess and Kampf being the only constant.
And yeah.
Yeah, and Nyes, I don't know that you're going to take him out.
You're not taking him out.
You've got to be careful on the holds, though.
He's done a little too much of the holding lately,
and he's getting dinged for it.
No, his whistle's terrible, and part of that's his fault.
But, dude, those top three lines, that's pretty dynamite, dude.
Yeah.
That's pretty good.
And, like, if things were to go south,
you could swap Nyes and McMahon if you wanted.
You could have Nyes go up with Tavares and Marner,
and McMahon goes down to the fourth line a role that we know he can do so something I do want to
throw out there guys is that Nylander and Tavares were doing really well together and um ever since
they've been split up Nylander's been a bit snake bitten and McMahon has been a bit quiet and Tavares
got two goals last night he was great yeah but like why is Marner not the guy uh driving his
own mind uh i don't a hundred percent know that he can better than willie okay now there are
attributes and that's not an insult by it's not it's i mean dude they're both elite they're both
elite someone someone posted um like over the last three years here are the top cumulative scores
and willie and marner i think are both top 15 like they're both elites uh especially in terms
of offense. Um, Marner, I think can play a little deeper in the lineup. Um, just how he plays
defensively. He's, he's, he's maybe a more well-rounded player than Willie. Um, Willie,
I think, uh, has better line driving ability and Marner. The problem with playmakers is
you need guys who can finish. Um, and you're putting, let's, let's swap Marner and Willie.
now he's playing with uh uh who was it last night robertson he can finish sure can robertson and
holmberg though that's the line or yarn croak it's a small line and yarn croak and holmberg
okay like i just don't like it nearly as much like you saw how you lit up when i was like
yarn croak holmberg willie you were like oh and then you have marner with tavaris which we also
know works by the way yes absolutely i like marner as an elite playmaker willie is too but like i
think we can agree marner's the best in that regard marner the elite playmaker with two dynamic
goal scorers and tavaris and mcmahon okay i just think is really good i i know what you're getting
i just wanted to ask the question i just thought it was uh an interesting question um yeah you know
you're wrong so uh sorry i just i like being a dick on a friday um one point or do we are we
done with the least you guys have anything else you want to say about the least we we never really
touched on the the penalty kill issue because oh yeah we brought up the penalty kill and then
steve started reading off the 2015 roster yeah that's true and then we moved on to matthews
So I just wanted to throw out there that it we talk about penalties going away in the playoffs.
They go away in the number of infractions called and not the amount of penalties called.
You've talked about this in the past, Steve.
The percentage.
Yes, Jesse, thank you for bringing this up.
It's it's the number one straw man gaslighting argument that comes up every spring.
And let me nip this in the butter right now before it even friggin starts.
okay people will go actually penalties go up in the fart no when the playoffs start it's just
murder time everyone murders everyone and the penalties go up because the amount of attempted
murder goes up like significantly and steeply also the playoffs love a good coincidental minor
and they love a good um taking two guys out of a scrum and going both of you sit in timeout
and a good uh like meaningless penalty at the end of the game so with all that being said i think
the idea that the leafs suck on the penalty kill but the playoffs are coming up so they won't have
to be on the penalty kill a whole bunch that's not a great argument for like it's okay that they suck
no i think it's no i think it's actually concerning that it is they are so weak on
the penalty currently on the season they sit 25th in league ranking on the penalty kill 76.9
which puts them in the vicinity of teams like columbus arizona san jose montreal chicago who
are all around them in the penalty kill department so were any of those playoff teams that you just
mentioned no the only one who's like right next to them at the bottom they're 24th in the league
in penalty kill nashville predators um really yeah which is very surprising but yeah as if i
just list them on 22 winnipeg as well which is also a little surprising but they're the worst
playoff bound team in terms of penalty kill wow yes in terms of penalty kill the worst one in
the league except for the new york islanders who are dead last um are they actually but yeah
The Islanders are dead last in penalty kill?
The Islanders are dead last in penalty kill.
71.6%.
That's wild.
What?
Let me just read off the bottom teams.
We'll go from 21 down.
21, Chicago.
22, Winnipeg.
23, Montreal.
24, Nashville.
25, Toronto.
26, Columbus.
27, Arizona.
28, San Jose.
29, Ottawa.
30, Minnesota.
31, Anaheim.
32, the Islanders.
and they're wow they're a full percentage worse than anaheim holy the islanders are yeah yeah
they're like bad by a country mile that's how they kill dude i can't believe that like at least the
leafs are within arm's reach of like basically every team you just mentioned um like they could
have a hot three games to end the season and pass like potentially get out of the bottom uh 10 or
whatever yeah probably not be a little tough probably not but they're gonna finish somewhere
in the 22 to 25 range
the Toronto Maple Leafs
will impound the kill,
which isn't great.
And if we wanted to just
stay on the Islanders
for a little bit,
they're on a six game winning streak,
which is going to get them
to the playoffs.
They're probably the third team
in the Metro Metro,
which is egregious to the way
the the NHL sets up
their playoff format.
But Pittsburgh may never
lose again, though.
Yeah, so we'll see how that goes.
But so watch out for the Islanders
and their sucky penalty
kill in the playoffs.
But the Leafs being
in the territory of you've
just listed off the teams
right below them,
columbus arizona san jose ottawa not great no not great now they're tied to the penalty kill
conversation is uh something that they talked about in the interview yesterday uh interview
intermission yesterday uh elliot freeman and nick kiprios both agreed that their top six defensemen
for toronto would be riley labushkin benoit mccabe edmondson lilligren i like it and the
the main person not there because of this the penalty kill is tj brody which justin bourne had
on the bottom pair with edmondson on the right instead of lilligran and i didn't hate his
argument his argument like we have this idea of lilligran in our head the guy who is going to
play in timothy lilligran's body in a timothy lilligran jersey when he returns the lineup
is not necessarily going to be the guy
who was in the lineup before he got hurt
that guy
the guy from like a month ago
I don't even
I don't even think about it to TJ
I don't even apologize about it to TJ
I go well you get it
putting in a potentially still
somewhat injured Lilligren over Brody
is tough
and maybe not even the right
decision but
man I've been singing
brody's praises these uh you know last week or so oh that game last night was terrible
that like two completely brainless giveaways uh the giordano giveaway oh no no well that's what
i'm saying yeah before we moved on from the least i think we should also talk about geos probably
once game 82 hits i don't think we see them unless there's injury unless right right yeah and in that
case i mean you know you could do worse than having like mark giordano as like your seventh
or eighth guy um we used to have martin marincin
yep yeah i like the experience giordano brings but i don't think he's every day in the playoffs
ideally no the one thing i want to say but like that was never a question though so when i saw
him make that giveaway i'm like ah well that's not good we know that's not gonna happen j brody's
best games with the leafs were the games after he was scratched this year so scratch him for the
three remaining games i don't know well maybe he needs a a breather reset i can get that i just
i have real concerns about this player and i don't doubt that tj brody is going to be back
in form with whoever he plays with next year because he's ufa um maybe not to the level that
he was the past three years because he's on the other side of 30 but this is a player in the nhl
no question probably a top four on on a lot of teams uh but we have to do at this point at game
79 or 80 wherever we're at uh what have you done for me lately he's not even the best left-handed
right side playing defenseman the leafs have which is jake mccabe like it's like he's he's terrible
he's like if if he can play on the left like if there's an opportunity to have him on the left
great i will mention that uh both of his worst plays from last night were on the left side of
the guys um but like he he can't play there man he can't play there maddie can you bring up the geo
uh clip here let mark mark your general coming coming out from behind around the back of the net
um straight into the skates new jersey devil players pressuring the puck there is a leafs
player right at the boards that's what made me so upset about this play if you see it's so easy
at the top there you see the feet of the least player sitting there waiting to receive the pass
and you see a new jersey devils player right at the face-off dot waiting to receive the pass if
it goes up the middle of the ice and geo looked at that situation and said i'm gonna pass it
right to the devils player right to the middle of the ice and it turned into a goal and it's
two two like you know how we talked about god it was i think it's even worse it's even it's even
worse and sometimes plays are worse when you play when you play them out like oh there's the puck
we have a freeze frame and it makes it look tape to tape like sammy's look at sammy sammy's standing
up sammy's not even engaged no because the puck's supposed to go up the board no he had a horrible
game but like the two the brody giveaway in the geo giveaway you like a hundred hundred times out
400 the puck goes up the boards dude like okay the other day we were talking about cory perry
yelling at evander kane for not making the simple play that was in the offensive zone at least
this is right next to your goalie man what do you who is this even going to i don't know i think
it's whoever's up at the blue line and they're hoping that what but like unless unless they're
moving pretty quick we can't tell from the still like this this pass is gonna blow by them dude
it's a horrible decision it's it's one of the worst things i've seen recently i would i would
chirp my teammate for the rest of the night if they did this in hot oh man shl oh man i can't
even imagine this was ian tullock it's a million what are you saying he's made that past a thousand
what are you what are you saying on the mic right now i'd say i'd say well mike uh i'd say ian
first of all you're playing the wrong side of the ice again
second of all you're passing up uh to the left boards which means you're going to mike stevens
don't do that he's not our puck uh carrier he's our finisher and penalty taker um like what do
you i mean geo what are you what are you doing so bad like these are the lapses where we look back
on the montreal series and we say how do you make that turnover we look back on on the pick play
and we're like how do you call that if this happened in the playoffs this is an all-time
moment that we look back on forever and we can't have this kind of stuff it's game 79 was it you
can't like it's it's done yeah well i mean both teams were very unserious about this hockey yeah
let's be honest i just don't want it in game 83 i want to go back to i want to go back to the just
the power play or sorry the penalty kill part because you ran through the stats we talked about
the defense i have a problem and i've said this for a couple of weeks now with where their forwards
are positioned on the penalty kill the next time they're on a penalty kill watch how deep leaf
forwards are in the zone they do not have time and they do this five on five as well they do not
have time to gap up on the on the uh on the uh on the guy who is high in the zone be it a defenseman
or a forward it really doesn't matter and so essentially teams can pass the puck along the
blue line and get set up with impunity there and you look at who is skating for the leafs on the
penalty kill right now okay now i understand that they lost a little bit of a step with yarn croak
not being there marner being out hurt them but don't ask him about the injury um yeah conf doer
conf is not the fastest skater doer is a bit of a water bug comes all right but he's he's always
comps always positioned well he's not yeah it does he have explosive speed no yeah uh holmberg
mcmahon okay probably still not ideal but it's a collection of their worst forwards
first of all how dare you matthews plays a good pk uh he plays a pk he he's one of the better
defensive centers five on five this year i yes that doesn't make him a great penalty killer i
think they're not mutually excused i think he's a good pk i think he's i think he's fine but like
it's it's hard to look at any of them and go you're a great penalty killer sure so what i ask
is um you know marner's back maybe they're trying to limit his number his minutes uh and he
sometimes does take the pk but my point is yarn croak and marner are coming back that'll help
it's usually camp uh camp marner but their deployment is what's bothering me their position
on the ice you do not you've got skaters that are not explosive speedy guys and you are expecting
them to gap up on a defenseman in a split second when you watch teams that play the leafs power
play really well and the beliefs power play has been anemic lately that's also an area of concern
what they do is they pressure any the guy who's high if they've got say let's say it's florida
if it's marner or it's riley florida did it to them all or killed the leafs with that killed
the leafs because they because what the leafs do is they're too slow in zone entries and getting
set up on a power play and and so because other teams let them do it whereas the florida panthers
don't let you do that so i think what the theory is is we're going to try to cut off those cross
slot passes we're gonna do our best to be uh uh you know clog the slot and be jerks in front of
the net and clear rebounds and stuff like that and if they pass the puck to the d-man and he gets it
wide at least it'll be on a bad angle but whoever the leafs are playing in the first round probably
florida should probably study what new jersey's done with timo meyer the last few games because
he ate them up he ate them up man it was bad it was bad i think they've got a they got to really
look at that also uh i know that this game didn't matter but i hope i hope beyond hope that you're
dan o'brody are not a defensive pairing uh in the playoffs because they were the number one oh boy
the penalty kill pair uh we're at least a couple injuries away from that speaking of injuries um
joel edmondson were you at all worried when he blocked that shot and looked sad uh i'm not that
worried uh he said he would have played through the other one yeah so i'm not that worried i think
they're just like you know what just this is it i still want i wish someone did more videos about
you don't have to do specific hockey injuries because that's you know medical information and
you don't want to guess and everything but here i am i'm gonna guess when when guys block shots
on the laces there's this nerve i forget what it's pronial pronial starts with a p and uh it just
it just for me when it happened to me with a with a far softer shot um it's just it it just it just
feels like your leg falls asleep all right today on the steve dangle podcast steve dangle comparing
himself to nhl and by the way we're a full face cage yeah no i'm not because i'm scared
no it's just because you don't want to spend ten thousand dollars on your face do the comments
under that instagram clip were psychotic hilarious hilarious this is why we don't
read the comment i'm joking steve yeah well yeah well i don't want to play jesse do you think he's
a little defensive about it what happened what happened with your foot when the puck hit no it
just it just like it's uh it's a nerve thing right so it's not um you know if he breaks a bone
yeah he's gonna have a hard time playing through that um you know if it's a bruise or whatever
yeah it's going to be a little tender if it's nerves are funny like you can be fine within a
minute i think he was right back out there i think you're very right about i know like you need the
you need uh medical professionals to explain sports injuries i would love that type of
programming and i think hockey needs more of the instead of just like reacting to the game and that
sort of stuff i'd love to see more people do um like frank corrado clips where he talks about
strategy i'd love to see that and the medical side of it and i know adam hates it but i'd love
more equipment talk the other parts of the game like the actual parts that like the guys who are
on the ice care the most about you know when you're going to the rink every day you're thinking
about being healthy think about what you got to do uh in terms of the coach's strategy and that
sort of stuff i'd love that more hockey content like that i it's just my my favorite i don't
remember who the youtuber was or a doctor but um there was a ufc fight where a fighter got kicked
in the leg and his leg it wasn't broken it just stopped working this the person who kicked this
fighter in the leg shut their leg off that makes me squirm well yeah but the vast majority of
viewing viewers were like what what happened yeah like if you really wanted to put your
conspiracy hat on you could be like he threw the fight like he's what happened but there's
there's like an injury you can get called a foot drop that i'd never heard of and it's basically
if you get kicked in this exact perfect spot you hit a nerve and it just temporarily shuts the damn
leg off like from the knee down damn dude it's crazy it's crazy and like i just i want more
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um we myself included we recorded one of the best agent provocateurs we've ever recorded this
morning and it is sometimes when you do a show sometimes it's personality dependent and sometimes
it's news dependent and i don't know i think people haven't accepted where we're at with
the coyote situation but this is one of the biggest stories of the last 10 years and the
ancillary information around it is so difficult to synthesize and bring in and understand that
it was great to have alan kind of talk about things that like um uh you know so for for instance
did you know that the sale is not if it goes through it would be next week did you know that
the sale is not directly from morello to the ryan smith group yes uh yes and the reason i know this
is because of the chris johnston show so i know i'm a silly goose about the coyote story sdpn is
not a silly goose that's right story the chris johnston show has it covered and agent provocateur
does as well and there's a lot of tweets uh and i'm gonna first off alan in the episode finally
spells out what was the reason there is there is one thing and i'm not gonna blow it that happened
this year
that
if it hadn't have happened
and it was a public thing
and it happened in Toronto
because center of the universe.
If this thing had not happened
in Toronto,
we would likely be seeing
the Coyotes at Mullet next year.
So when that episode comes out,
it'll come out this afternoon
and it's probably out
by the time you're listening to this.
Alan actually talks about that.
He talks about too.
During the Leaf Coyotes game?
No, I'm not going to tell you.
Oh, you son of a bitch.
No, I'm not going to tell you.
i want you to listen to it it happened in toronto um uh it's a it's a really fascinating look at
like how like one of my questions was like how do the players actually feel about this
are they excited are they uncomfortable do the do trade protections how did that how does that work
um and basically anybody that tells you that the trade protection things has been worked out it
hasn't that that is still to be negotiated and that stinks and uh and and these like let's say
you live in scottsdale and it's a great place to live why wouldn't you want to live in scottsdale
arizona's amazing uh uh you now you have you own a house and you got to move who's paying for that
so i was looking i was looking at the coyotes like just to add to what you're talking about
their whole decor needs to be re-signed but it's mostly rfas um i was expecting to look at their
roster and most guys were on expiring deals that's not the case a lot of those guys are
stuck they're stuck in their deal and they're gonna have to follow the coyotes wherever they
end up that's right now and those those are people with families man um there's a lot of
like incredible information and also i asked alan about like the smith entertainment group as well
like what do we think about them what are they going to do because it's not like the coyotes
are walking into a perfect situation in salt lake there is going to be obstructed view 13 000 max
capacity for a hockey rink but they're still not great it's not it's it's it's better it's 8 000
more than 5 000 a lot better but i i think that the um the long-term strategy there is interesting
because obviously, not only are we moving the team to Utah
and they will get a new arena, we'll get into that,
but there is a right that Murillo is likely to hold
where he can, quote, reactivate the franchise within five years.
So Arizona now becomes, and CJ's been saying this for years,
becomes the most likely expansion franchise in the NHL
as soon as they move.
they literally just need a place to play that makes sense that's right that's right houston
is already is up there as well uh and atlanta obviously has two very interested groups one of
the things cj said on on the show and you should listen to the whole thing is like the building in
glendale is fine it's fine it's just that it's in freaking glendale yeah it's just far away from
their fan base and i don't know do you want to drive an hour hour and a half from wherever you're
at or do you want to not do that and just sit at home yeah and so um it's an easy choice for
most people something we did not talk about on the show but i think you guys would find
interesting is frank servali said earlier this season the coyotes were not paying their hotel
bills and hotels around the league banded together and demanded the coyotes pay for their hotel
stays up front with a certified check what so i have heard the same and i can tell you
one of the things i've heard throughout the season about the coyotes with this hotel room issue that
i've known about is that uh the league had to step in no way what and cover the bill they had to
force them to pay dude this is why like so when so you know i don't know i don't know what the
reasoning is for not paying the bill but the reality is that this is a thing that happened
it's widely known throughout the nhl that it happened and uh it follows up a tweet that i
think will make a lot more sense people took this tweet as offensive to arizona hockey and it
shouldn't be andy strickland uh who's known from the uh from uh he's well cam cam and strick
podcast he said the problem in arizona is the ownership and business management group have
fractured too many relationships in the market no one appears to be interested in helping them
and visiting teams are done uh playing in a youth hockey auditorium uh and and andy's right
especially on the uh ownership side with fractured relationships so this creates an issue because
when you look at it like like a very basic thing like not paying your hotel room bills it's a small
thing at the end of the day it's small potatoes when we're talking about billions of dollars
but it's a big thing when you talk about reputation and so if the nhl is really and
we still don't know that this is going to happen we're about 90 of the way there if the nhl is
going to um uh if the nhl is going to do this um and and give murello the rights back to reactivate
the franchise by 2030 or whatever it's going to be um we have to take this into consideration
they were not paying basic bills they didn't pay the tax bill in gila uh i think no no it was
remember they didn't pay the tax bill yeah mike mike stevens had that he broke that three years
ago two or three years now we know that they weren't paying their hotel room bills i'm sure
there are other bills you know you you start to extrapolate are there other bills that are
outstanding and so when you hear that as a business even if the hotel stay is twenty thousand dollars
and you know that this company is worth billions right or hundreds of millions you start to think
why would i get into bigger business with you if you can't do the small business right right and
that is going to be a hitch in the giddy up for for arizona going forward and i think that is
something that the betman and the league have really got to pay attention to because they've
been so successful with the um the the vegas and the seattle expansion groups um this is going to
be one of those where they go back and you go back with this group who's known for these things
you could be setting yourself back and i don't know i don't know that it won't be different next
time but you do have to raise your eyebrows and have a little concern with that i like at what
point do we have the conversation um like listen i know the canadian media and just canadians in
general and listen i i know canadians can be very gatekeepy about hockey and it's unfair and it's
not productive and it's not helpful um but you know a lot of a lot of canadians and canadian
media have been made out to be the bad guy uh with a lot of this coyote stuff at what point
do we all just point the finger and say coyote's ownership completely sold snake oil by the gallon
to their own fan base their own fans who will not react well to you saying that by the way
i don't give a shit it's the truth it's the truth i have not made a single phone call
to any of my illuminati friends saying fuck over the arizona coyotes all right so you admit it
yeah i admit it we do we do dude it's this owner and they keep basically shit posting
from their official twitter account and we're staying and where it be and they're posting what
is essentially propaganda like hey we're doing this and we're doing that and like we're talking
hours later not days not weeks hours after posting another community college fucking
uh application video oh they're going they're moving potentially or there's a very good chance
and then they're having to post their little uh uh friggin british petroleum south park sorry
we're sorry we know this sucks for you dude they lied to their fans so you know there's a reality
i don't think it's going to end up this way i don't think it should end up this way i hope it
doesn't end up this way hockey is going to work in arizona hockey works in arizona matthew nye's
and now austin matthews hockey works in arizona if you're if matthew is the nhl that doesn't work
there yeah well so far so far now the team goes back and it's in an arena that's in a place that
makes sense there are gonna be fans who are like you know what fuck you anyway because you lied to
me you lied to me you got me to rah rah and do this and do that and stick up for you here and
vote here and do this and do that. And the whole time, the whole time you were just going to fuck
off to Utah. You stink. The owners did wrong by the fans. They played them for fools and they
should be ashamed of themselves for that. That's not how you treat your paying customers. And it's
definitely not how you bring in new ones. They lied to them. Forget Canada, forget any other
hockey market forget any of the gatekeepers of the sport they lied to their own fans and that's wrong
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yes you're not those are not your sunglasses steve those are hands over your eyes
like uh do you feel cool now that it's warming up and the sun is out more you're getting your
vitamin d jesse how about you because i can't get a stand to answer out of steve no i feel great
now why in my shady ray that's right they're my favorite sunglasses that i own steve's doing his
shady steves they're not as cool as shady rays and they don't come with five star ratings by
over 300 000 people or crystal clear optics or the fact that if they take a hit or you lose them
shady rays will replace them you know what i was wearing them i was wearing them over the weekend
uh because i went out golfing for the first time this season and i wore them for like the majority
of the round and like i didn't usually i don't like wearing sunglasses when i'm golfing because
i'm like i need my eyes to see it but i had the i've like they just got them they're polarized
and they like i see the ball fine i play i play golf well and i'd like had them on it was perfect
you feel good about it yeah did you shoot well though i did i had a good round it made you
better we uh we got shady rays when we were in the floorball tournament with john boy media and
i liked mine so much that i purchased another pair and if you get two pairs right now two or
more pairs and you use the code sdp you're gonna get 50 off steve didn't get that you will though
go to shadyrays.com and use the code sdp for 50 off two or more pairs of polarized sunglasses
so uh that's that situation um let's talk about something good let's talk about sydney crosby
gentlemen well okay well let's let's be careful with the word good sorry detroit uh
Sidney Crosby and the Pittsburgh Penguins
beat Detroit in overtime 6-5 yesterday
in a just unbelievable classic game.
Eric Carlson just pimped that freaking slap shot.
It was crazy.
Now we've got one point separating these teams
for the final wildcard spot.
Pittsburgh 86, Washington 85, Detroit 85,
Philadelphia 85, but they've played a game more
than Detroit, Washington, or Pittsburgh.
there's still a world where a team gets into the playoffs with fewer than 90 points
yeah yeah man and the washington capitals lost to the buffalo sabers last night oh that's killer
that's good and there was like a whole line brawl too did you see tage thompson no oh yeah it was
like a whole thing it was a big big fight so it was great hey when shit happens on uh nights where
the leaves play because i i go straight from the game to the lfr and i missed oh yeah it was great
it was great but detroit pittsburgh was an was a classic unbelievable game and and obviously i want
to talk about the sydney crosby thing here just let me pull it up make sure i get it right this
is the trick play uh after he he hit a sorry uh this is sarah volley one day after hitting a
thousand assists and grabbing sole possession of 10th on the all-time list um uh adjusted hockey
uh went through career step by step and they're talking about him being like you know mount rushmore
great like probably up there in according to adjusted hockey anyway the best four players
of all time are as follows is this era adjusted you're adjusted here jesse can you bring up the
article era adjusted gretzky lemieux crosby jogger holy holy shit jogger at 1900 points
yeah and so the the other guys on the outside looking in if you look at era adjusted and again
there's a whole bunch of minutiae that they get into but how ovechkin esposito and mcdavid are
there you're you're adjusted what uh okay so here's what i'm gonna pull it up here
it's tricky to understand it is really tricky to understand and so it listen remember this is just
one person's opinion there's a gigantic article on it on daily face off you want to check it out
But Paul Beduti, Adjusted Hockey, on Twitter for Daily Faceoff,
the article is called, After Two Decades of Dominance,
Where Does Sidney Crosby Rank Among the NHL's Greatest Players?
And the Adjusted Hockey said that.
And I just thought it was an interesting –
I don't want to get into the minutia of how they came up with it.
You don't want to read the whole article.
It's on Daily Faceoff.
But my thinking was, can our heads wrap around Crosby
being the second best player of all time uh mine mine can um we're not there yet we're not there
yet but it's it's it's part of the conversation that we had on i think it was last show wednesday
it's you know there are lots of guys who have won more cups than sydney crosby crosby has three
and he could get four never know um but right now he has three it matters that he has three
cups in a league entirely made up of 30 teams or more it matters um you know that doesn't diminish
anything any of those Habs legends did Leafs legends Gordie Howe like it doesn't diminish
any of that but it should amplify what Crosby did the record for most cups with one team
since we hit 30 is three and he's part of that group that's tied right it's like Crosby,
Malkin, Letang, Taves, Kane, Keith Seabrook it's a really select group it's a really select group
of guys so in terms of a generation literally a generation we throw that word out too flippantly
literally a generation in terms of winning championships he's the greatest he has 12
individual trophies he's gonna end up actual top i think at least seven um he's already top 10
could finish his highest top five you could absolutely argue he's the second best player
ever now you gotta look at i i think jogger gets lost because of who he played with for so long
that dude won scoring title after scoring title after scoring title there was there was a ridiculous
stat um it was something from like 1979 through like 1996 or something like that the scoring
title was only won by three different guys it was gretzky lemur jogger it's it's stupid um
you know, so you shouldn't diminish Yager, but we're, we're finally at a place where we have
enough information where the hype for Sidney Crosby as a kid wasn't overdone in the slightest.
This is one of the greatest players of all time. This summer, I asked a number of like high up
people in hockey, uh, who their Mount Rushmore was. And I couldn't believe how many people had
Crosby on it I couldn't believe and I had to look into it and I'm like holy shit they're right
Jesse are you are you ready to wrap your head around Crosby on the Mount Rushmore top four
yeah I don't think it's it's a difficult thing to to grasp that Crosby is good
agreed agreed no we're not talking good when you consider not talking good when you consider
greatest of all time obviously Gretzky obviously Lemieux Radek Dvorak was good Bobby Orr like
yeah gordy how gordy how um uh babe die hell yeah hell yeah babe die what are your thoughts do you
feel like are we there yeah oh yeah like i think we we've been there for and the thing about crosby
what he's pushing right now is the longevity factor about how long can you sustain this and
i think that's what that's the next level of greatness because he has his peak his peak is
the highest is going to be up there with everybody you know he's going to be up there with everybody
now that he's doing it into his later years we're getting to the territory of what we see across
other sports where it's like okay lebron's been doing this for 22 years this is insane a little
absurd that he's still top 10 in the league at his age tom brady has been winning he won his
seventh championship and he's 39 he's 42 and he's still what how does this keep going and crosby
we're reaching the point we're like holy shit Crosby's 38 Crosby's gonna be 40 and he's still
one of the best players in the league and he's in a heart trophy conversation that's the next level
when you start beating age and he's he's there right now and we're looking at and we're like
how are you doing this and you're beating father time which is supposed to be undefeated so I think
easily uh if he's not your top five of greatest NHL players of all time he should be there right
now and then now it's about climbing where he's going to be in that Mount Rushmore now I want to
throw this out there to something that you said um he's gonna end up being top five in scoring
a lot of penguins fans pointed out we never truly saw his peak yeah because his best season ever he
got a concussion if you go and look at whatever his uh can you go and look i think it was 11 12
yeah you'll know like he didn't play very many games he didn't even have that many goals if i
remember correct but he was good for three points a night like it was insane yeah 11 12 was the
22 game uh played eight goals 29 assist season and then 12 13 was 36 games played 15 goals 41
assist 56 points in 36 games and and that might sound like oh what mcdavid and kucherov and
mckinnon all do that dude no one was doing this no one was doing this in 2011 or 2012
no one was close and it was cut off for like a year it was like a year and then he came back
And then he left in his comeback game.
By the way,
he put up four points.
No,
I was off for forever.
He put up four points.
It's a very good argument that the peak of Sidney Crosby's career was 2011 through 2013,
where he barely played over half a season.
How about this?
This stat?
So he's going to end up top five.
I keep saying he's going to end up.
He's going to end up.
He's already a top five all time NHL playoff scorer.
Yeah.
He has over 200 playoff points, 200 playoff points.
What's the, what's the list of top playoff points of all time?
Good question.
I actually, I looked it up.
The top goal scorers since Crosby and Ovechkin's rookie year in the NHL.
Crosby and Ovechkin are two and three.
Number one is Joe Pavelski.
That dude is one of the most underrated people in the world.
playoff points all time gretzky 382 messier 295 no one else had gretzky had almost 400 no one
else had over three yari curry 233 glenn anderson 214 jogger 201 crosby 201 so he's tied for fifth
place he's gonna pass jogger this season uh if they sneak it in to the playoffs there penguins
went possibly also pass glenn anderson yeah penguins went around this year or like even
lose in seven he might get up to fourth yeah if he's two points the game he's an alien yep he's
so i'm looking i'm looking at this list like so if you were to combine regular season and playoff
uh curry is not ahead of him in regular season scoring wow anderson is not ahead of him in
playoff scoring it's only gretzky messier and jogger so just off the top of my head he's already
a top five all-time scorer where eiserman no eiserman's still ahead of him but he's going to
end up passing eiserman and this is something i remember i wrote about with sportsnet this was a
different article um in like 2016 i was like hey guys like he might pass frigging eiserman
eiserman's sixth i think lemieux's seventh he's sixth it's i could do a segment on this every
show for 10 minutes just the greatness of Sidney Crosby well I think I think first take does LeBron
uh LeBron greatness every show great I'll do Sid great um I uh I want those jujitsu we learned
that last night with Ben Chirot I want to mention a couple of things um uh Sens and Devils Twitter
got into a tizzy after Mike Rupp yesterday got on the air and said uh boy Brady Kachuk would sure
look good with the New Jersey Devils because you said it earlier bit soft um and and you know they
got a heavyweight now but they could use a power forward i thought timo meyer was going to be more
of that guy but he's not really that type of like player he's brady's a little bit more like that
he can withstand he doesn't really dole so senators fans rightly pointed out we're not
trading him he's not up for sale i know now i wondered mike's pretty connected that's where
that came from yeah it was from nhl network sometimes i'll see someone talk about a stupid
take and i'm like was that us i don't think but it was i don't think it's a stupid take and maybe
the senators don't pick up the phone but i'm if we're talking about archetypes yes that fits the
devils can you see a world guys he said what did he say he basically said like he would be a perfect
fit he's right do you think my crop is right do you think there's ever there's a world where the
senators look at their roster and brady kachuk next season isn't on it is there a next season
no no not a shot not a shot in the world you would resell your franchise yeah that's what i think
right yeah no no that's ridiculous no um i just wanted to ask the question and one more thing
before we uh go to um press conference um iceletics i don't know if you follow them but
they kind of talk about uh he does his jerseys um his youtube channel is really really well produced
and they get all the leaks right yeah they get all the jersey leaks and i i wanted to go and
watch the video about fanatics because unlike most people iceletics is surprisingly positive
about the change to fanatics now you can be uh you can't be faulted for not being baseball fans
are all over it yes they are all well it's because you can you can see right through now
what he goes into in the video and jesse mentions this on the show and it's been mentioned a million
times which is fanatics is merely producing what nike told them to do right okay they are
they nike said here are the specifications make this in your factory and um uh the the factory
is in the united states and it used to belong to i forget it but they fanatics bought it up
and didn't change anything so it's a nike design produced in a fanatics facility to nike
specifications okay okay so that's number one number two one of the things that people got
really ticked off about and i'd forgotten about this when adidas took over about four years ago
was there was no authentic nhl jersey available anymore you couldn't buy that so there was some
leaks the other day about jerseys going up to as much as 425 dollars american which is over 500
canadian oh shit that jersey and that level of jersey has not been available for half of a decade
and the reason for that is if you're a jersey collector you already know this that is the
authentic we would put this on the ice jersey yes that has not been available for you to purchase
unless you buy a game used jersey in the adidas zone because a lot of fans of jerseys and uniforms
and collectors they didn't see the value in buying that when if you just spend a couple hundred
dollars more you get in an auction you get the actual game worn one instead of just buying one
that's just their uniform off right shelf right yeah right and and that's kind of why it went away
that's right because they weren't selling them right yeah you'd rather just buy the game worn
while you spend the 800 instead of the 600 you know and and fanatics is going to start producing
those and you'll be able to buy them this year that's like fight strap included everything
stitched everything then you'll be able to have the same option which is the top line adidas
version right now which we have like our our justin bieber jerseys uh are are these they're
really well done and they're stitched and they all look good but they're not authentic jerseys
they're just jerseys you guys got me mine right i got you yours yeah yeah yeah i was wearing it
last i i love it it's a great jersey so then you got that and then you'll have the the lower grade
150 150 jersey which is more to fit sizes and it's more iron on and and less stitching and
but for a lot of people that works because um like i remember when you used to get a jersey
it was stitched and if you got like a stain on it you wrecked this beautiful jersey whereas these
ones are a little bit more like ah it's like an expensive hoodie if i if i stain it i'm not i'm
not happy about it i do want to get the stain out but i can beat it up a little bit it's to wear
like how many of you own 150 hoodie not many not i don't well i get it but but there are expensive
hoodies that are 150 of course right yeah my point is like you're not as worried you're not
going to put an authentic jersey on when you're going to go play road hockey right so that's the
so what i thought it was really interesting about this is he's actually kind of bullish
on the fanatics takeover of the nhl specifically for the authentic jersey reason now jesse you
raise a really good point about just buying the game used jerseys would you buy an authentic
jersey and i'm assuming that you'd probably want to get it autographed eventually or would you just
buy the game worn for you price differential and then i want to go to steve on this one let's say
i would just go game worn you go game one because it's between 800 and a thousand depending on the
player can be even more which i'm not doing because i don't have that kind of money but if
you did yeah i would just go to the higher i would just go to the game worn as opposed to like
one that's not game worn but the same thing at what point is it cheaper to buy a game worn jersey
from curtis from alberta's house and real sports.ca because he has them all his basement's
incredible every time i see his videos i'm like holy shit where'd you get all that yeah it's crazy
yeah i think jesse makes a good point i initially was like oh the authentic jersey is only 500 bucks
canadian whatever only 500 bucks if you're a collector you know the you know whatever but
you're right if you're gonna just if you're gonna go stupid if you're in that market i don't think
it makes sense to half-ass it yes might as well just get the jersey the leafs equipment sale i've
told this before but it used to be a treasure trove for this and then unfortunately the leafs
smart um because guys would go to that freaking equipment sale not for the memorabilia they're
like this one guy is like oh yeah i bought uh mikhail grobovsky skates and it was like eight
hundred dollars i think but he has eight hundred dollar skates they're not eight hundred dollars
because mikhail grobovsky wore them they're eight hundred dollars because they're eight hundred
dollars these are nhl quality skate yes and they used to sell game new sticks for like 30 bucks i
know and now they auction them oh it sucks i got a i got a tim brent for 75 bucks but the stick
it's an easton nhl quality it's like a 250 stick and they realized wait a sec we're not even selling
these for cost yeah and now now they're collectibles well have you seen what they sell
in the store now no i have no idea what they sell the busted sticks they take the shaft and they
make them into like spatulas and like barbecues what are they what are they and tables and chairs
and what are they worth they're not cheap um i've talked about this before but the gloves i use to
play hockey are are frederick gauthier's is is uh gloves hockey gloves because they're they're
large and they fit my hands and they're pro stock they're very they're pro level gear and i got it
for like a reasonable amount for like new gloves and but they're probably what's crazy is you better
hands than freddy goche did he does he fed me uh about a month ago sorry that's not fair to freddy
like and the frederick goche is one of the biggest players to ever play for the toronto
maple leafs and you're like i'm gonna buy his equipment because it's the only thing that fits
me my my pants are leaf stock pants as well because i need the extra length because i'm too
tall so i had to get the the pro because they don't make consumer gear that long so it has to
be custom made for an hl player who's that tall and my the stick i use is radham zahorna stick
oh i forgot about that it's from when he was on uh freaking calgary for that little short stint
was calgary i forget anyways it was on the leafs but it's not from his time on the leaf oh okay um
because i need the extra stub on the end but i need it made as one thing i don't want to stick
the little but i and like when you're doing your kidney oh yeah yeah so i bought zahorna stick and
it just cost the price of a new stick but it's a pro stick and yeah it's i don't know there's so
much nhl equipment out there that it's getting deals on on you can get a lot of great deals on
pro quality just not leaf stuff you're never gonna get no the leaf stuff sucks yeah it's not from his
days of the leaf yeah someone got me a uh i forgot it's a beer opener but it's it's with the shaft
of a hockey stick oh that's cool and if you read the shaft it says r mcdonough no it's a ryan
mcdonough game used hockey stick that i guess broke probably during a game in toronto and
there's a company i think they're out of whitby wow and they just make that's cool they just make
stuff out of out of equipment um uh one quick note that broke a few minutes ago mark stone has
been cleared to practice uh for the vegas golden knights and the internet is reacting as you would
hey it's not the last game he also you all have to swallow your words i do want to throw out there
that he is non-contact okay and you can't fake a lacerated spleen people you can't fake a lacerated
spleen well that's that's a career potentially career threatening injury is he going to play
in the playoffs yeah yeah maddie if you bring up this picture of radham zahorna that's the exact
stock of stick i have so like from this batch of sticks from his time with the flames that's the
stick i have that's potentially the exact stick that you own am i the only one that notices that
that in that picture his number is 67 oh radom you son of a gun and then he played for the leafs
yeah but he's uh he's six five two something says similar like ish build to me so i got a stick
there's such a small percentage of the league that is that tall and shoots left yeah i have to go
after that specific guy and get a stick how did you like did you so did you buy that off a site
or did you buy that off our friend no uh pro i don't know pro stock hockey pro hockey stock i
forget how did that site that's cool uh go on there's a couple there's a couple different ones
that do the exact same thing where they they clean up uh nhl equipment then they resell it but yeah
that's where i got whoever had that idea uh to like make that into a business is a very smart
person oh yeah that's really smart well dude they're so expensive and they break all the
freaking they break off empty netters uh zach benson learned yeah yeah you gotta like i know
a guy who he repairs pro stock sticks so like he's a righty but he was playing with a um pro stock
victor headman stick victor headman's a lefty so he was able to he put a right-handed blade on a
cool and stick like yeah it's really he's he's like super talented just like retrofitting like
oh just equipment knowledge you know would he be a good interview he might be i'll ask him we
should do that in the summer he's done some framing for leafs uh we're not allowed to tell
the stories and what they had him frame and stuff but he's worked with mlsc and and then framing
some things for them well it's because he's good at it yes if mls he's hiring you you're probably
good yeah he brought in a uh he showed me i tweeted out a picture he brought in a uh ryan
o'reilly stick and i got to tweet yeah the freaky blade that he has with the weird little on the end
of it it's no that's a good idea yeah it might be a good idea i'd love to yeah i'd love to you
know because the thing is is that obviously you know when when the hockey season peter's away
we're still here so i'd love to you know and it's fun to get deep on in the weeds and some of that
stuff when the when there isn't games to talk about shout out uh pro stock hockey that's where
i got the stick from there you go they do great stuff over there canadian company too so oh then
definitely support them this guy's got a radham zahorna stick let's do a gusev stick should we
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That was a good stretch.
You feel good? I feel great.
We had
if you remember the last episode when we talked about how steve was stuck in infinity and he
couldn't leave until he scored a game a goal oh god i got so many messages about that
we had one follow-up um on our discord server that i thought was very interesting and if
somebody's out there and wants to give it a shot i think it'd be fun uh john says not necessarily
a question but after listening to the press conference from last episode i think you guys
should put it to the test in nhl 24 create the lowest overall player possible and make a build
that most accurately represents steve and then put him on the lease in place of max domey and
simulate seasons because that's where we put steve yeah right right and simulate seasons until he gets
his first goal no so here's the thing you could create the worst possible player in nhl and it
still would be exponentially better than i am compared to nhl player like you could create
the worst possible build and it would still probably be like an sphl player the which is
a crazily good hockey the lowest level you can get to in the nhl video game is i believe a 48
overall and you are not a 48 overall i'm not even i don't you're like a three would he be a one
yeah i think two you said three adam says one i think i think if we're all if we're i think if
any of us are over one it would be generous that's probably correct you're over one i don't know i
don't think i don't know he's like we said labushkin is far closer to gretzky than i am to
labushkin right yeah that was my last episode and and by the way somebody did say uh lewis on my
instagram literally 15 minutes ago said i have to agree with you on steve being stuck in his
infinity hockey game i think if he gets first line minutes and power play time which domi does
uh he has to either bang one in or it goes off him at least once in the first hundred games
that first hundred games remember i told you it's gonna take a hundred times wade belak
went fucking like not a first liner not first power play that's fair i i think you like grossly
are underestimating things by saying a hundred games i don't know where you get in that house
no you're not all right well one person agrees with me do riley shayan went like 81 games without
scoring fourth line player oh adam it doesn't help him though you being like you being on the
power play doesn't help you steve all steve needs to do all steve needs to do in this situation is
stand in front of the net and it bangs off his shin pad and goes in right like that's what i'm
talking about just to get in front of the net he's gotta like die you have to be on side you
gotta like the amount of the play going from one zone to the next you can't keep up with that
amount of speed i'm trying to think of how quickly and easily ben charotte would snap my vertebrae
and how many of them would break at the same time you're it's one cross check and you're standing
in there you're done forget it forget it dude i got lightly rear-ended on the dvp like six years
ago and i still feel it like and you think you can play an nfl game that that man driving a van
like permanently fucked my neck up and like ben charot i think would murder me that's why the way
i think this has to play out in infinity is you play like 20 000 games and because of the laws of
this how this is working each time you'll get we'll give you the ability to gain skills and
we'll let you become a better athlete all that stuff over time so that's when you eventually
score a goal we have to by the way if you'll notice uh our old studio in adam's basement and
this one adam is on my right and part of the reason for that is it's harder for me to look to
my left i with adam i just lean and i look at him with jesse i have to turn my whole body because
my neck is fucked why is that because your neck is because i got lightly rear ended in slow pace
traffic this guy with his fuck neck that can't do podcasting is gonna score a goal in a hundred
games not a shot not a shot in a hundred games games oh broke neck over here is gonna do it
listen i'd put a twelve thousand eight hundred dollar bet on that
okay from memory what's his name ipe mitsuhara let's go
and that's because jesse scolded me uh yeah i should get the people's names right uh this last
thing we'll do um this is from a twitter account called oh my spark and oh my spark just asked the
simple question literally what goes on here and what they tweeted out is a picture of the map of
north america yeah and where all the four major north american sports leagues have their teams
and one thing that all four leagues share in common is that there is an area that covers
north dakota south dakota nebraska wyoming idaho and montana that is completely empty and devoid
of a pro sports team yes so here's the nhl map here is the nba map here is the nfl map and here
is the major league baseball app so i want to present this to adam and steve dangle what goes
on here in this part of america university sports it's great that you ask yes new university sports
that's it uh i have spent a lot of time in montana and idaho and i will tell you that montana when i
crossed the border from the foothills of alberta which is right at the montana uh alberta border
and went in uh they don't even have a fence along the border it's just a bunch of cut down trees so
if you wanted to if you're like i'm gonna sneak into america you could you just hop over a log
yeah literally yeah i don't recommend you being out there in the woods because it's actually super
dangerous wasn't someone who got caught recently and they like called themselves in they're like
no it sucks out here yeah prison yes yeah yeah yes um but the guy the guy at the border i'll
never forget it he's like uh welcome uh or nobody said uh hi y'all welcome to the land of milk and
honey uh at the montana border okay it's supposed to be like the don cherry no no it's just that he
was just a westerner he was a fuck uh and why are those the two things who came up with that well
the guy was a little bit older you know i know but i thought he was a nice guy best things in
the world milk honey that's that's what we got milk honey you don't need nothing else and i'll
tell you montana and idaho is some of the most beautiful country you'll ever see but a couple
things working against it for billionaires to invest first off landlocked landlocked is the
governor number two uh not the greatest weather and that's the same for canada in that area as
well although they are growing and the land in there is worth a lot especially if you're into
skiing and things like that would highly recommend you visit idaho and montana both in the dead of
winter and in the height of summer because there's a canyon i will i will ride for those two states
i've never been to wyoming nebraska or the dakotas but uh montana idaho beautiful what about the
canyon where you could just dump bodies with impunity sorry there's a lot of plot holes in
yellow oh yeah yeah that's the train station the train train station that's right the number one
uh trend amongst boomers talk about taking someone to the train station which is to say
murder someone right yes and push them off a cliff yeah just push them right out no you kill
them first and then you push them off right of course come on you're not an animal steve of
these six states which one would you like to visit the most all right we got idaho montana
north dakota south dakota had to divide that up huh uh nebraska and wyoming i'm gonna say
montana why is that because there's a restaurant there that sells ribs and it's called montana's
and everyone there loves it that's a canadian chain is it actually montana's yeah i did not
know that yeah i had no idea boston pizza canadian chain yeah my restaurant in montana that they
brought over here no uh i know i know can you imagine that hey you want to go to toronto's
what do you mean roma's pizza is not from anyway yeah uh i don't know montana say so say something
nice about each state and then we'll sign off oh idaho each state yeah you got six of them just
No, you'll never be starch deficient in Idaho.
I can guarantee that.
Wyoming, it's more like why not Oming?
Because why not visit there?
Because they have beautiful rocks.
Nebraska is a place with several cities, none of which I can name.
uh south dakota is great for when you want to drive to minnesota and north dakota is great
for when you want to drive to regina which i recommend montana um john dutton's house
his daughter will stab you and that's all of them i think i think you did a disservice to them i'm
sure i don't know anything about those places it's true it's not that they're bad it's that
i don't know things that's fair yeah for anybody not from here we do have a restaurant chain in
canada called montana's the headquarters is in vaughn ontario i didn't know that it's owned by
uh kelsey's it's it's like a subsidiary of of kelsey's and that thing started like who owns
montana's i love i always love their recipe recipe unlimited they own the keg they own kelsey's
harvey's there you go um yeah do you understand that's like there being an american chain called
laval's and they own and all they sell is poutine yeah like i had no idea that happened you thought
it was a place from montana no i didn't think it was from montana but i thought it had something
to do with it i didn't know it was just cosplaying just the name anna well it sold you on the ribs
though didn't it it's pretty good the steve dangle podcast follow the guys on twitter at
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