The Steve Dangle Podcast - Smoking | February 10, 2023
Episode Date: February 11, 2023On this episode of The Steve Dangle Podcast, shoutout Nuge for having an underrated year (00:00), an update on Viktor E Ratt (16:00), You Can Bet That with Sports Interaction (23:30), Dubas says the L...eafs won't make a big splash (29:30), Patrick Kane is upset he won't be a New York Ranger after they get Tarasenko (1:11:00), do NHL players still smoke during games? (1:25:00), and going to games in other cities (1:47:00). Recorded: February 10, 2023 Visit https://sdpn.ca for merch and more. Any opinion expressed is not advice, a promise or suggestion that increases the chance of winning. Gambling can be addictive, please play responsibly. To learn more, visit: https://help.sportsinteraction.com/hc/en-us/articles/216779528-Responsible-Gaming-Self-Limitation-Self-Exclusion Or if you have concerns about a gambling problem, call ConnexOntario 1-866-531-2600. Ontario Only. Must be 19+ or older to play. Visit this episode's sponsors: https://sportsinteraction.com/sdpn onepeloton.ca/home-trial https://athleticgreens.com/sdp https://betterhelp.com/sdp Follow us on Twitter:@Steve_Dangle, @AdamWylde, & @JesseBlake Follow us on Instagram:@SteveDangle, @AdamWylde, & @Jesse.Blake Reach out to https://www.sdpn.ca/sales to connect with our sales team and discuss the opportunity to integrate your brand within our content! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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i wanted to match with adam and also drink water out of a glass yeah what happened you guys what
happened is i got sick you're complaining and whining i won you did i don't like it
i don't like it i'm uncomfortable now everybody's glass is open in the water
you know what it is because i have an open coffee here and there's no rock but he's got
all the electrical stuff over there he's got all of it all of it that was very close oh i don't
like it oh i don't like that stop that by the way um shout out to the mixer stop it because
the mixer that we bought which was which was awesome we had to buy a new mixer uh to do the
show the other mixer still works yeah you pour a whole glass of water on and it still works turned
it upside down for two days and it dried out i didn't even put it in rice i figured there'd be
rice getting in everything so i didn't put it in any rice but damn good work good mixing board
people jesse now we have an extra mixer yeah so thanks for that which is gonna come in handy
it's a business expense not that you give a shit we're gonna have a 16 man pod like a royal rumble
a 30 man pod we're gonna need all of the channels so we need all the inputs oh here comes julian
with the chair and he just puts the chair down and sits in it with the equivalent of going over
the top rope like how do we kick people off the pod man um your your take is so bad it gets you
voted out you just get booed off yeah yeah yeah if you get ratioed you get out you get kicked out
all right everybody we got a plan next episode 30 man pod guys guys we have um we have a few
things that i want to get to from our listeners from last episode we got a lot of stories from
last episode uh but we were talking about players that are on track for 100 points
connor tim and one guy that we there was like four or five people that were mentioning
mentioning this and they're like you guys are sleeping on ryan nugent hopkins
is he 51 four guys well no i don't know if he's on pace for 100 but as of last recording 51 games
62 points oh that's in the running that has to be close i don't know what the pbg would be but
that's that's pretty good based on my math it's 90 something that's starts with a nine wow
yeah right new jim hopkins having a season the nuge like you imagine dry saddle mcdavid hyman
nuge if you had picked four oilers in fantasy it would have been you would have i don't know
who would you have picked kane and you know oh kane probably would have gone above him because
he had such a ridiculous playoff yeah 97.58 oh he's gotta do it they're gonna get him that
like if you're if you're the head coach like if you're woodcroft and and you you stand there with
your pose with your butt poking out like he always does um you're getting nude some some minutes with
dry sidle and mcdavid that power play is so ridiculous that's crazy if any team could justify
doing a five forward power play like i know i know they have like it would be the fifth though
you would have a mcdavid dry sidle hyman nuge evander kane evander kane if evander kane which
is okay without kane who do you do but like who would play the point i guess nuge i don't know
without kane who do you put on the five-man oiler power play tyson berry
the five forward uh without evander kane um let me see let me see
Jesse Puglia
no I'm kidding
no no we're looking at forwards
we're looking at forwards
Clem Koston for the vibes
I like that
Matthias Janmark
no not a vibe
Clem Koston is the vibes
I would want to put Taylor Yamamoto in there
just to get him some minutes with the top guys
yeah to justify waving Jesse Puglia
which it sounds like they're on the verge of doing
they're going to wave him
oh my god the Leafs won't have to make an upgrade
they'll just sign him
uh when when uh i don't know what that sound was when uh when they have someone coming off
ir or ltir i want to say it's yamamoto and uh um one of the options the oilers may have is putting
pull your v on waivers hoping he clears in that way he has more flexibility because he can be sent
to the ahl but i just i don't see it man i don't see you got to think that that that we're well
pass do on that like as much as the oilers won when puy rv sat out and then and then he's like
i'm not coming back and they're like well then i guess you're not coming back with anybody because
if you don't come back with us i mean at a certain sometimes you have to look at relationships and go
yeah i could win this fight and we could try to salvage the relationship of the player here
but i do feel like even looking back on how things have gone he did have a pretty good
first year back probably should end that relationship he probably should have just
moved on for both sides here's the weird beneficial okay so i highly agree it would be beneficial for
pull your rv to move on from his oilers career and i think it'd be beneficial for the oilers as
well however if i'm pulling rv i'm going what can i do to stick out this season they might mess
around and win a cup yeah like come on man yeah i need to be a part of that with jack campbell on
fire and stuart skinner as himself the backup starter tandem like what i don't even know what
you call it they might mess around and win a cup this year man i i do not want to get traded away
from the oilers 802 in the last 10 yeah that's a little bit good that's a little bit good what
would you if you're the oilers you got to think that you would think that the offense is okay so
maybe you want defense right uh at the trade deadline i mean if you can overpower the offense
why not yeah just just keep make the hammer bigger one thing with their offense is i'd like to see
their offense play better defense their forward group has never been strong in the defensive end
and they allow a lot of turnover and a lot of rush chances to the other team and a two-way guy
yeah i'd love to see them the guys they have now just play a better two-way game like that doesn't
it really exist in edmonton it hasn't for a little bit here so if they can get that together it's a
very good i don't know who's available that would do that that's a team that doesn't need to swing
for the fences like they just they need to uh uh just tinker around the edges and have a decent
ish third and fourth line which has been a problem and maybe get a few more stops
they could certainly use a kyle dubas trade then because a kyle dubas trade
oh he gaffer cough yeah that's a kyle dubas special oh man yeah or sam lafferty or whatever
although i'm not charting on sam lafferty by the way and we'll get into the whole lease trade thing
in a minute well not a minute a bit um all the charts on sam lafferty are like not that good
yeah they weren't good for camp either yeah they were good for connor timmons he didn't play for
eight years that's true and he got an extension which we'll talk about the other uh a couple
other updates i want to give you quickly um connor hit me up with this cool uh you know phil knight
the guy who was sitting in the infamous lebron picture yes the nike founder so um so this is
from when apparently lebron was like a kid and this is there there is a book about phil knight
talks about this story i guess and he says um uh he says this uh the youngest employees at nike
seem to have it in abundance they care deeply about the names on the streets and the buildings
uh and then they talk about um lebron james in the middle of some event i can't recall which
lebron james in 2005 july asked for a private word phil could i have a moment of course 20
years old yeah when i first signed with you he says i didn't know all that much about the history
of nike so i've been studying up and phil says oh and he said you're the founder and phil says
okay well co-founder yes it surprises a lot of people and nike was born in 1972 and phil goes
well born yeah i suppose and lebron says yeah so i went to my jeweler and had them find a rolex
watch from 1972 and he hands me the watch and it's engraved with thanks for taking a chance on me
as usual i say nothing i don't know what to say isn't that cool wow lebron at 20 did that 20 years
old now and now he paid for 40 bazillion rolexes for for lebron even at that point but still how
cool is that if tiktok is to be believed lebron is 58 oh is there a little kicking is there a
thing about him being older than uh uh trap house sports that uh i love following because they're
funny just keeps being like yeah lebron used to hoop for the spartans and i'm like hey washington
bullets he's 38 one of the cool things about lebron breaking the record is that people are
giving him his flowers while he's still in the game yes and a lot of the narrative which is so
cool to see and to give him credit for is that he's one of the few athletes to be so overhyped
coming into the league out of high school he's been followed since he was 16 and he's lived up
to the hype entirely yeah he's he's a person who's achieved every goal that's been set out for him to
become one of the greatest basketball players ever and like kudos to him for accomplishing
the peak of the peak when the hype hype was to climb mount everest and he did it the there were
there was some conversation i want to say it was on the cj show of like is there anyone in hockey
who has had that kind of pressure put on them who has uh beaten the expectation and a lot of people
are throwing out crosby i'm not even sure crosby you don't think connor mcdavid had a ton of
pressure coming not not like lebron yeah no yeah not like that level well it is it's also just
there's just more people watching it yeah the closest honestly you'd probably have to go back
to mario lemieux in 1985 oh yeah do you remember that story that dave pullen talked about one of
their they said oh yeah philly sent one of their scouts and uh and uh and and they asked him like
okay so what do you what do you think and he's like well he didn't play any defense and they're
like oh okay uh and they're like well how many goals did he get that night and they're like six
and they didn't like him because of that yeah like what a stupid thing by the way uh one guy
that had a ton that i always think about when i think about people that have way too much pressure
and can't deliver was kwame brown do you remember him yes washington wizards with michael in the
michael jordan era uh came out of high school made him uh famous forever did he kwame brown
oh is that what he i don't know can't play it's a famous bona fide scrub oh yeah it's it's mean
that's tough yeah we can play it by the way what high school did kwame brown go to
sir oliver mowat no which one i was supposed to say the same thing where do you go glen academy
wow like g-l-y-n-n that's right in brunswick georgia 1900 students 9 to 12 glen academy i
need to know more about glenn academy well uh it uh uh okay chartered by an act of the georgia
general assembly on february 1st 1788 glenn academy is the second oldest public school
outside of new england and the seventh oldest public high school in the united states did you
say 1788 that's right so what yeah so when was america founded 1776 but the war ended about
six seven years later so like 1782 i think it's when it ended shit that's when the history majors
hit me up that's when the they surrounded the british in south carolina and that was at charleston
i think so holy cow yeah so about six years after the brits the brits pulled out america yeah and
it's spelled g-l-y-n and that's right my family because there's lots of different spelling yeah
wow um yeah and yeah it's it's kind of nuts right okay yeah cool yeah has a really good
basketball program as you would expect uh and they have some of the original buildings well
not like from the 1700s but they have some from 1840 and still like a legitimate school all right
live podcast glenn academy here yeah can i play a little brown glenn academy yeah i can't believe
you haven't heard this adam is that a trick question you tell me they gave up kwame brown
first rounders i could i could care less into a salary for first of all understand something when
When you're giving up first-round picks, if you are a quality team in playoff contention,
it really doesn't mean that much.
That's number one.
Number two, and more importantly, Kwame Brown is gone.
The City of Angels, Hollywood, just shouldn't be celebrating.
Throw a parade already, whether you win a championship or not.
This man was a bona fide scrub.
He can't play.
No disrespect whatsoever, but I'm sorry to tell everybody the truth.
The man cannot play the game of basketball.
He has small hands.
He can't catch the ball.
He's got bad feet.
He can't really move, even though he's mobile.
Doesn't really know what he's doing.
Doesn't have a post move that he puts to memory that he can do two times in a row.
He has no game whatsoever.
Plays no defense.
Doesn't have the heart, the passion, or anything that comes with it.
And you're asking me whether they gave up too much?
Please.
The Los Angeles Lakers knew exactly what they were doing.
They should be celebrating right now.
And Kobe Bryant should not be saying a word.
His contract comes off the books.
And as you know, in the NBA, it's all about contracts.
So Memphis now gets a lot of cap relief.
No.
It's not all about contracts.
His contract comes off the books.
Yes, that is true.
But it's not all about contracts.
It's all about contracts if you're a scrub team.
If your team has Kobe Bryant on it, looking for another piece to that championship puzzle,
then it ain't about contracts.
It's about players.
It's power up for another piece.
Absolutely.
With Kobe Bryant, Andrew Bynum, Derek Fisher, Lamar Odom.
Understand the Los Angeles Lakers did not give up Lamar Odom.
They did not give up Andrew Bynum.
When they were in pursuit of Jermaine O'Neal, these are the pieces that the Indiana Pacers were asking for.
When they were searching around the place all over the league.
yeah you know okay well now they're using footage so we're gonna get when people call him a heart a
hot take artist i i i get it there are a lot of hot takes on that that's impressive that is art
though yeah he is steven a smith is a just a phenomenal personality yeah and and by the way
that was the steven a stiff smith mustache goatee era that's a long time ago andrew bynum that's
2007 isn't it like that's a long time ago and the footage makes it look like it's from 1992
yes like yeah because tvs have come so far in the last 15 years it's which is it's wild how did we
used to watch tv like that that clip is from the lifetime of lfr yes if it's from 2007 it says
this was posted february 2nd 2008 so i don't know when it could have been before but yeah it could
have been before but that's what this youtube wow you know what uh uh that is that is amazing how
just rhymes that off the top oh yeah like that too succinct argument clean you caught everything
that's a skill like that is something a craft he has owned and he's a master and he know how
he started yeah radio all the best tv people come from radio all of them um you're looking at me for
no no i interned there i interned at radio podcast he's the same thing you came from youtube you
loser youtube loser do what everybody else did instead of your own way that's the only way you'll
fit go work at ckis you loser yeah yeah is that kiss yeah oh call letters or ckfm which is the
one i'm at now um i'm trying to find the i have more on by the way victory victor e rat the story
of the tampa bay uh citizen uh beating up victor e rat who is the um rat who is the mascot for the
florida panthers now uh this is from noah he dm'd me and he's like listen i got some info on the
mascot thing it's like people are like like feeding me hints of my dms now they're like hey
listen i know a little bit more about that mascot story you guys were talking i got a tip yeah i
got a little tip actually what he had was different footage and i'm not going to show it but essentially
uh before the recording started that we saw and what you saw if you missed last episode
was a mascot and a fan fighting
and the fan jerseying the mascot
and then putting him over a bar
while the handler and security are just standing there.
Doing nothing.
So what happened was this,
and then of course the line was,
ha ha, you suck, rat.
You suck, big rat.
You suck, which is a funny line.
Which again, that man might've been sober,
but that is not a sober sentence.
So Jesse rewound it right to the beginning
And we saw that Victor E. Ratt had the fan's lightning jersey.
We're trying to figure out how did he get that fan's lightning jersey?
Was it a skit that went wrong because the guy was too drunk and it was joking at first?
And then all of a sudden it wasn't joking or what was it?
So what happened was Victor E. Ratt was doing his thing at the concourse, you know, like
where all the fans are maybe throwing out t-shirts or whatever.
And this guy comes up behind with this drunk guy who's a lightning fan and tries to put
a lightning jersey on him while the camera's on him.
It gets even worse.
And then Victor E. Ratt, the guy, you know, the guy in the costume is trying to grab the jersey and take it away because I don't, it's not going to fit over his head, number one.
Because what if you knock the head off?
Oh, then, yeah.
And that is taboo in mascot.
Why didn't the handler step in?
Again, that question, because here's the thing.
When you see it on the concourse, people had it on InstaStory.
When you see it on the concourse, the handler is right there.
The start of this happens in the tunnel and then it spills out in front of everybody afterwards.
words oh can the next bit of footage that comes out be the interaction between victory rat and
the handler i wish oh i know i want i want i want to hear you suck big rat on on audio oh i don't
you want to hear that i also no i just want to hear the super bad like interaction between
thanks fucking judas he left me hanging back there no but like that's his job he's not very
good at his job yes and you know what's funny is that apparently there were police everywhere
and in florida like you don't fuck around with the police no what are they doing what are they
where are they they're everywhere i see you know my parents are down in florida all the time i see
florida straight state trooper everywhere i don't know where were they when they when victor e rat
was needed justice for victor anyway so uh there hasn't been much more updating that story since
but i thought i would let you know what like did they ban the guy from the arena do they know who
human being is no victory rat needs a new handler that guy's not doing his job your job is to handle
the situation he stood around what are you doing like i said there's two people in this world you
don't mess with tiny bouncers and mascots why do you not mess with that mascots uh because they're
all jacked underneath their suit they're ripped like a bad shirt they're all like the the raptor
think of the athleticism of the raptor carlton the bear duke the dog toronto just all of them
bodybuilders i'm gonna tell you i'm gonna tell a story out of school here um but if you're uh
if you're a listener in windsor detroit you'll know these guys and i actually um i lifted an
idea from them for the cj thing so so there's a show called dave and chuck the freak it in
detroit and they are the biggest show radio show in detroit they're also in boston i think they're
in florida they're syndicated right they're on like 10 different radio stations but they started
in windsor detroit and that's it's it's the same market that's why no when you say windsor detroit
like windsor gets the signal well they were they were in windsor first these are canadians
but they were so good in windsor that basically windsor detroit are right there right so
all of that market essentially advertises to the same right it's all it's all sort of connected
um it's a bit of a unique place and so uh an american station finally said okay enough come
on over here so i have a friend on that show who's the host his name's dave and dave started
in toronto uh as uh so he was working as a news reporter for chum fm and 10 50 chum okay and he
was the news guy and that's how that whole show formed so dave was the news guy chuck was this
just guy who was just crazy just a wild personality and you know opposites attract and they created
this great show but before all that when dave was up here in toronto um he uh um he was a mascot
and a news reporter so he's the same time yeah so canada and i'm telling dave's story out of
turn here but i know he's told this on his radio show so what he told me was he used to um he was
doing weekdays at at the chum stations and then weekends he'd go up to canada's wonderland when
it was paramount canada's wonderland and he was barney rubble oh wow so no way he's barney and i
said so how like like because you know if you want to make it media sometimes you gotta slog it right
like we've all done it it's it's really really hard and and immediately it's like you never made
it you've caught you're constantly trying to remake it oh and and so it's the summer so he's
working really hard it's in the summer weather okay so i said so how was that experience and
he's like he's like well you know you get kicked every once in a while and kids just around you
they like swarm you and whatever and he's like you know there's that and i was expecting to hear
a mascot story he's like when it got weird for me was when i had to and this is where it gets dark
okay when i had to report on the paul bernardo murder trial during the week and then go be a
mascot on the weekend what yeah and he was like the reporter on it so he'd be at the courthouse
every day and then on fridays you know there's no more court on saturday sunday right so drive
up to wonderland put on your barney rubble costume and get to work isn't that wild dude
how do you got to be able to go to your boss and be like listen i'm covering this case for you
can i not be barney rubble on weekends can you give me and they were 50 extra bucks and they
would have been like we can find someone else to cover the case oh my god wow yeah wow is that nuts
i hope he's getting paid a lot of money now they have done very well for themselves and i they are
they're a very very very funny show a really great show oh my god that's not where i thought
that was going you've never heard anything like that right just a crazy no yeah i thought you
were gonna be like yeah and he got attacked by this lightning fan that's what i thought
trying to lift his barney rubble gown whatever the over his head yeah oh my god crazy stuff
crazy crazy stuff hey so i saw something on leaf's twitter yesterday and i have a theory
and i could be completely wrong and i want to ask you guys were on twitter yesterday right
a little did you catch i was i was making stuff not really not really happening okay i had to
make three videos yesterday oh yeah well it's quite a bit three damn look at this guy working
hard you gotta do one tonight and tomorrow too making content oh yeah just leaves out the home
at home against Columbus.
Their first game's back
after the All-Star break.
So after you can bet that,
I want to talk about something
I saw on Leafs Twitter yesterday.
Because a couple of forces
conspired to make it
a kind of upset place.
And I get it.
I completely understand it.
People were upset yesterday.
We'll talk about it next.
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Die hard
I've decided I have a new Rihanna pick
For her opening song?
Yes
I know that this song
Is either going to open or close the show
And I'm trying to decide which
Right now
That's the name of the song
You think that one?
I think she's opening with
With a vocalist
You got to open with something dramatic
And that's not too hard to sing
And that's why I think Diamonds is going to be the first one
She's going to come up on the stage
People are going to go ballistic
And then she's going to hit you with We Found Love
That's what I think
Let's parlay that into the next one
Speaking of Rihanna
We have a prop at Sports Interaction
Asking who her special guest will be
Right now the favorite is Jay-Z
Drake is in that conversation
Calvin Harris
so it's almost like do you do you pick an artist that she's teamed up with or is it somebody
completely new like paul mccartney's on this list is nikki minaj on that list uh she is not she's
not so that's an interesting one i think a lot of people will just say jay-z because they did
that song but i don't know because there was those rumors about jay and rihanna back in the day and
then like rihanna coming out with ring the alarm or not rihanna sorry beyonce coming out with ring
the alarm and then and then beyonce i know she she won the most grammys in the whole world last
week but again got shut out of the big song categories is she gonna be are they gonna want
that do they do jay and beyonce come out you know what i mean that's just like the odds on
kanye gotta be higher i gotta get a better payout
not a fucking chance that's a donation what on earth i think even even better than uh
the who comes out i like the you guys have a rihanna announces a tour bet
okay you can you can bet on on sports interaction if if after the show she announces a tour and
there's a yes it's three during the show 3.4 times your money if you imagine in the middle
of her profile i'm on time i think better than three to one i think i mean yes i take it but
i don't think it's gonna happen she's got like a one-year-old man who wants no one wants to travel
with a one-year-old you know how much shit you got to carry around even though she's got true
also the correct answer is calvin harris he's so boring i love his music but live he's like
very boring well he's not a performer they're gonna give him a platform so he can go like that
it's true wait is that kelvin harris over there
or or this one this one this one where he goes oh that's cool that's cool got all his moves down
steve's been studying what else you got dave what else you want to talk about i'll leave you with
one more so national anthem and it's big not only because you could bet on the anthem that's great
But as far as the two quarterbacks are concerned,
because both were MVP candidates,
heck, one of them won the MVP.
Where does the camera go first?
Patrick Mahomes is the favorite at Sports Interaction.
So does the camera sit there
and do the shot at the Chiefs' sidelines
and look for Mahomes' Kelsey?
Or does it go to the Eagles' sidelines?
It's a slight favorite, too, at SIA.
So it's kind of like, what do you go with it?
I'm going to say Eagles first.
Okay.
And then they end with Mahomes.
And I'm going to parlay that.
With, I think they're going to sing the American anthem.
Oh, crazy.
Dave, thank you so much as always.
And hey, we should shout it out.
Mitch Marner just joined on with Sports Interaction.
So welcome, Mitch.
Big number 16.
Exactly.
If you're down at Union Station, they're doing a full takeover on game day.
So you'll see.
Is he like behind the curtain behind you?
Is he at your house?
He hates the jet stuff back here.
I'm really pissing him off.
Perfect.
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jesse blake sports report about your latest episode uh masai jerry doing nothing yesterday
at the nba trade deadline right yeah it was it was an odd situation for the raptors when they have
an obvious free agent that they could move and another free agent that they could also move if
they want to get off of the contract one being fred van fleet who's probably not going to resign
so why not just get assets for him and then gary trent jr who they probably want to resign but you
could probably start the rebuild now and just move him and get assets and they decided to buy
uh yakim pertle for a protected first and three or two seconds it's a big that's a big price to
pay oh yeah offered three first for og and anobi og i didn't agree with ever moving og because uh
he's young he's under contract but he's unhappy in toronto there's been so many people have
reported it and confirmed it that he's not really happy right now playing for the raptors so if you
have an unhappy player maybe you get the three first for him before you lose that opportunity
now maybe messiah thinks he can get in there and turn him around because you know unhappy players
jake de brusque look what happened in boston requested a trade and then rescinded it a year
later he's like you know what's pretty good here vladimir tarasenko played 127 games before he was
eventually traded after his trade request yes sometimes you just have to like it or lump it
we'll get to the tarasenko trade in a minute but i saw some stuff yesterday from raptors twitter
that i think bled over to leafs twitter which is fair because a lot of people in toronto are fans
of both teams what also can so so we had a frustrating press conference with messiah
yesterday because he said he believed in them right yes he said they were there now that he
has yakup portal they might be a rim protector away from just being a little better and having
these young guys get something together and make the playoffs he believes in the squad now to his
credit they were a 48 win team last year so you think okay what's changed i mean they don't have
a lot of depth but what's changed really i mean they've been they've had crazy injuries all season
yes and i've i've found it weird as someone who doesn't follow the team as closely as others
uh the people were like oh man what's wrong with these raptors i'm like what do you mean everyone's
hurt yeah of course they're bad fred went two months without being able to make a shot that
too yeah that didn't shoot for the entirety of the fall scotty barton's played hurt a lot and
pascal was out and everyone was out so there's a reason i'm bringing all this up if you're if
you're a non-basketball fan and uh certain people really like to tell you that they are i don't know
why i don't know why it matters but i'm i'm creating a a starting point here because some
of this may sound familiar the other person who did a big press conference yesterday was who
kyle dubas which people found underwhelming and potentially frustrating yeah yes so let me uh i
think the person who always sums it up perfectly is acting the fooleman and if you're a leafs fan
you gotta follow him actually if just a fan you gotta follow him but he's so basically here's the
big quote that was circulating uh some of some of the larger focus is always on bigger names but we
have to look at the people who may improve us overall not just the big names per se so what
is kyle dubas saying when he says that don't get your hopes up i'm probably gonna go out and get
some random and it's not gonna be team omeyer and so so acting the fool woman said oh christ
we're gonna get rick dicklish in a third round pick while the bruins go out and get team omeyer
rick dickless and then and then he said look kyle i know you like i know i i like you and
your patient team building but it's time to put some chips in the middle of the goddamn table
uh just for the record if you want to have a long discussion about how dubas is a failure as a gm
go have it with someone else this tweet is expressing my feelings uh and also the pretext
for me to use rick dicklish a fake name which made me laugh now that is also from the creator
of mark donk and buzz flibbert that's right he's a good name creator he's a good like random name
generator from NHL and and the thing about Fulham is that if you are a fan of Masai or Kyle or both
you could still have frustrating moments with it yesterday was a frustrating moment for people that
follow the Raptors uh you know with Bobby Webster and Masai Ujiri it's always difficult to get a
deal done with those guys the Leafs are in a different position it's difficult to do a deal
with the Leafs because they're so always up against the cap right and unwilling to spend
apparently a first or Matthew Nyes or both for at least a rental. And so I think some of the
negativity from Raptors Twitter spilled over and just became negativity on Toronto Sports Twitter.
There was a lot of people saying, oh, the Leafs are fucked. And I'm like, wait a second,
wait a second, wait a second. Let's look at that. Let's look at that quote one more time.
Quote, some of the larger focus is always on the bigger names, but we have to look at the people
who may improve us overall and not just the big names per se of course you do that's the gm's job
you have to look at overall improvement but nowhere in there does he say hey uh we're not
swinging for it this year yeah we're not going out and getting any of the big names so here's
here's an example of a gm who said we're not going out to get all the big names ken holland
you can't go big every year he did say that a couple years ago with conor mcdavid and leon
dry sidle healthy in his lineup he said you can't go big every year and it's funny similar position
uh the leafs went out and they did that felino trade and it didn't work out because of an injury
and it scarred i don't know about the front office but it definitely scarred the fan base
sure ken hollins is andreas athanasiu which was two seconds i believe and athanasiu played maybe
four games he played nine and did nothing in them and also gave up something for mike green who
played three games and then retired yeah but the very obvious asterisk there is covid
which you shouldn't base your thought process on anything on one of the most unique happenings in
sports history right right like everyone at that deadline got fucked everybody absolutely everybody
yep the bruins spent a first round pick on andre kaja the only reason the leaf didn't is because
they had lost to a zamboni driver several weeks before yeah they didn't make a move absolutely
everybody got screwed yeah and who knows that zamboni driver friggin loss might have saved
them from themselves yes probably uh so like felino was at very least all right let's go out
and get this guy who hurt his fucking back whatever but you spend a bunch of picks on guys
who don't end up really ever playing for you because the world stopped i feel like it's a
little different it is and mike green opted out of the bubble if i remember correct is that right
yeah because it was an option to they didn't force players to go right and he and he was like
yeah you know what fuck that how about i just hang with my family and i'm a millionaire and
it doesn't matter anymore yeah yeah good for him like whatever so so here's the thing uh
dubas is a um he's a process guy yes process guys are frustrating because process guys
consistently do exactly what they've always done because it's part of the process he is
process guy painfully so and i was accused of of saying that i'm trying to pump up like the
maple leafs trade rumors yesterday on twitter i was accused of this uh because it's good for our
show that like that i personally believe i really personally believe and even cj put out an article
this morning saying the leaves aren't shopping for shiny things they're not yeah i personally
believe that i think they're i think they're going to take a swing we think there's a swing
coming we did an unnecessarily long like 20 minute segment on the leafs getting lafferty and mccabe
yeah we did it well stop it but i also want to say that i do think that they're going to do that
but do you expect kyle dubas to come out and say it this is why i think it relates back to the
Raptors. Because the Raptors had
already finished, and they did
next to nothing, right?
They got a big man. Good.
Dubas goes, yep, I'm swinging for the fences.
Now, it's on
him to... I mean, every
team he's negotiating with is jacking up the
price, and if he doesn't
succeed at
getting his guy, the whole fanbase
calls him a failure. What's the famous
quote from 32 Thoughts right after John
Tavares signed? We can, and
we will. Explain the context.
So, uh, it was basically like, Hey Kyle, um, how are you going to be able to, to sign everyone?
Um, some people say you won't, won't be able to sign everyone or something like that.
And he said, we can, and we will.
And from that moment on, he was hamstrung, had to sign all those guys.
And, and the agents were like, great, writing that one down.
Cool.
And they made it hell for him.
Starting with Nylander.
Absolute hell.
I can't remember if Nylander was before or after
He was after, that was that same summer
Tavares and Nylander was in RFA
I saw there was a clip of me going around on TikTok
Where I was talking about Nylander
After a particularly bad game
I had, and now
He's doing very well
The important context is
The year I had that
Rant against Nylander
He held out for two months
And then scored seven goals
Sorry, but when you
pull a take from five years ago it's yeah yeah what are you doing what are you doing but anyway
jess what do you want to say here i know i feel like you're about to jump in no i wasn't gonna
say about the nylander thing no that that nylander negotiations with um dubas like that that when you
look back on it i look at as that as unforgivable the way he handled it yeah because wait who for
who dubas yeah because at the end he gave him everything he wanted and that could have all
happened in september like at the end he said okay here it is have it and it ruined the whole
season why did we waste it was three months right because it's september through to december well
yeah i'm going like regular season and that team that year was just off yeah they're a bit off i
mean they were better than the year after it but it was a bit off right some guys had like really
good seasons if that was tavaris's first year no that was a good year it was the next year we're
going into covid right and the 20 the 1920 season no they lost the errors that wouldn't have been
the same yet the covid year is the year neil andrew no no i'm talking about that's the year
before that did well and then the following year when marner held out right to training camp yes
and then he signed so we get that we get the neilander year and that that was a dark cloud
over the organization for the rest of the season yeah like the fan base couldn't get a hold of this
team like they couldn't get on board with this team and then the marner thing happens on top of
that and then we get to marner and we're like okay we're gonna do this again and then finally
marner signed every year it was torture every year and i think dubas really he tied his hands
behind his back by saying we're gonna sign them no that was the first tavaris here that was so
you have all these guys marner 94 points going into a contract year tavaris 88 points 47 goals
matthews had 37 one when only playing 68 games because he missed uh a bunch i think that was
the Truba hit year that was the year Riley had 72 points Kapanen had a 20 goal season Kadri did
have an off season but Johnson even had 20 goals that was Hyman's first 20 goal season so many guys
were having like the best season of their lives and then there's Willie down there farting away
with 54 games played seven goals 27 points wasn't good that's what I'm saying so that was that was
the pre-covid year and then martyrs contracts up and then he signs and and so what i'm saying in
all this is guys i understand after what happened with messiah and bobby who in my opinion and
listen they know fucking way more about basketball than i do i think they made a mistake yesterday
i think they believe in their guys and i think sometimes you get too close to the painting to
see all the full picture right yeah i think that i think they made a mistake and i think that's
the consensus on raptors twitter now if they go on a heater fuck me right that's what i'm cheering
for it like but i'm thinking with the leafs you go on a hero to lose to the celtics right yeah
round one like whoopee but with the leafs with the leafs i'm looking at this and going kyle
dubas has made this mistake before we can and we will what he should have said was you know what
we're gonna have to play it as it comes which is a nothing answer to a tough question that never
gets re-quoted we'll just have to play it as it comes well i will have to take it situation by
situation and if you look at the way kyle dubas has handled the media since first off he's only
ever available like four times a year right he's rarely ever interviewed and there's never any
runway leading up to it it's like he's doing it now yeah no you find out yeah yesterday i think
the runway was three hours which like to the reporters it's like all right you better get here
right right i was at a marley's practice once that uh all of a sudden every reporter was at
and i was like why is everyone here this is marley's practice it's usually me like a couple
other people and it's like oh no dubas is doing an availability today we were all like what holy
shit yeah yeah i just i i understand the negativity i get where it comes from listen i'll be honest
with you i want him to come out and go fucking right we're but we're firing it all at the wall
baby let's go but it makes his life hard it makes hit and it makes the asking price go up yeah it's
already the toronto maple leafs you pay a tax for that yeah and and i think at the end of the day
he had to he had to kind of let the air out of the balloon so that if something big does happen and i
really still think that they must be thinking we got to do it like do the do the toronto maple
leaves honestly ask yourselves they've got to think okay we're at least we're at least close
to par with tampa in the regular season perhaps not in the playoffs but is jake mccabe let's say
i'm using him as an example who's a very good defenseman strong in his own right it kind of
seems like a foregone conclusion would make the team much better certainly you know the overall
per se thing is jake mccabe gonna be the one that pushes you over the edge no and here's why i think
they're gonna do a big deal because last year they almost did last year it was almost flurry
and hagel for two firsts and matt nyes that was the trait for some reason somewhere i believe in
the Leafs front office that was next also Hagel's unreal and that's the thing is Hagel has eaten
upon he ate the Leafs up last playoffs and he's eaten people alive he's got 42 points in 51 games
or something listen this guy has taken swings will take swings let's have a little faith here
and I'm not just doing it for the clicks guys yeah the proof's in the pudding the last time
the Leafs drafted in the first round with their first pick with their own first pick was Timothy
lilligran in 2017 don't tell me they haven't gone out and tried to get better and tried to do these
things not everything's been gone at the trade deadline but kevin papetti pointed that out and
he's right they have not drafted with their own first round pick since timothy lilligran
all because amirov was the penguins oh i was like no that's not right apparently that's right
also i i liked steven a smith's clip from earlier where he said if you're a really good team your
first round pick's not worth that much right well and like delete even if the leafs get knocked out
in the first round you're talking like mid-20s 25th yeah this is a fourth place in the league
team right now and the leafs draft really well in the second round look what they've done
fourth place team in the league might finish third in the division please kill crazy it's crazy um
now uh connor timmons uh big extension yesterday um two years 1.1 million per season
and it's interesting because you know if you look at um you know dom's uh player cards he said
listen if if you know 1.1 million expect the player to be replaceable and he's got his warts
but offensively he's actually pretty good yeah he's uh yeah we've seen a few plays where holy
shit does he get overwhelmed defensively but he's got 12 points in 18 games which that's one point
back of lilligran he's either tied or ahead of hall like the guy knows how to how to create
offense and he can be an option on the power play and all that and here's the thing let's say it
goes completely sideways and he's garbage send him to the minors yeah but steve the cap hit what
cap hit there's no cap hit 1.1 million can be fully buried oh is that right that's where it's
can be fully buried i i don't remember what the cutoff is it's 1.2 1.25 or 1.3 it's more than 1.1
who's the guy in the lease front office who's the capologist brandon pridham you should replace
them that was very good yeah my numbers guy steve yeah he did a good job with that and thank you uh
i don't like the note of surprise but okay uh the other thing is uh and i forgot to mention
this in my video, at the end of this contract, he'll still
be in RFA. So they have
a little bit of control. There is
nothing in the world wrong with that contract.
You better watch out, Mr. Brittle.
Watch your ass, Brandon!
Look at all that cat knowledge. Steve will move
into Kyle's shitty office. I can't wait.
You'll be there throwing magnets at the wall.
More like, let's go clear out
your office, Brandon.
That's what
all the people wearing red hats were
saying. Let's go clear out
your office, Brandon.
Brandon Pridham.
Yeah, let's go Brandon Pridham.
Yeah, no, it's a good deal.
They now have locked up next year,
Brody, Lilligren, and Timmons
as their right side,
and they can add to that, obviously.
1.1 for a good defender
who maybe isn't even an everyday defender.
It's still not outrageous.
What?
Okay, so I'm assuming, and Doob is being a process-driven guy, I could be way wrong on
this one.
My assumption is Justin Hall is either gone or he's back at a contract similar to this,
right?
So what does Hall bring that Timmons does not?
Is Timmons a replacement player for Justin Hall, and is he comparable?
People are going to roll their eyes, but it's true.
I'm sorry.
Hall is a better defensive player.
um he's a penalty kill option um he's a better defensive player connor timmons helps you move
the puck a little bit better connor timmons uh helps you put the puck in the other team's net
a little bit better you got to basically decide what you want i could see some sort of uh trade
happening where hall is moved out this year what yeah but it would have to be a three-way deal
i think for it to make any kind of sense um to make the money work and like no selling team is
gonna take hall like that doesn't make any sense unless a they have goals of signing him or b they
want to do what the leafs did with like only yokan in a few years ago where they take a guy
and have him play a few games while they work on flipping him right so you try to recoup the assets
um you know the leafs could trade him somewhere take a pick and then turn around and give that
to someone else uh but how about this uh just keep hall as an own rental you're not gonna get
this isn't jvr you're not gonna get wild value for they could have got a ton for jvr yeah you
could have got a lot for jvr justin hall like connor timmons just because he got this contract
extension it doesn't mean he needs to be an everyday player for you frankly i don't know
if he's earned uh being an everyday player next year he might be better he'll be a year older
he'll be in his mid-20s he won't be coming off of major rehab and surgery um but this year why not
just stack yourself with riley brody lilligran sandin giordano hall timmons uh jordy ben
victor mette hopefully comes back healthy uh hollowell is a depth option the crawl is way
they've all drawn in by the way all of those players have played and carl dalstrom will i
think eventually come off ltir like they don't need to go out and get a defenseman unless it's
an upgrade and jake mccabe maybe what that's the guy that that keeps being linked to the leaves
what are we what are your thoughts on that where does he fit in that uh he would be an upgrade on
the top six uh probably force out that's a difficult one because i believe he's a lefty
right so he's gonna force sandin down he shouldn't be doing that i don't like i think people are
underrating how useful justin hall is to this lineup he drives me fucking crazy sometimes
So when I get that he makes big mistakes and when he's when he's off his game, it looks bad
It's very apparent when he doesn't have it
But he's a very useful defender playing on the pk and when he's on
He can jump up in the rush and he has that ability and we've seen that occasionally throughout the season third pair
Justin hall is a-okay with me
Anything above that not a-okay with me like I don't mind
Uh getting through the regular season with something like that game one of the playoffs
he needs to be third pair or seventh guy i like hall geo yeah it's fine it's fine but it's the
sort of thing you can upgrade right you know what i mean like i saw i think it was kevin
pipetti he's like i i wouldn't hate if the leafs went out and got this guy as a depth option
i hate i hate it uh on principle i don't think the leafs should be going out and getting depth
options on d they should be going out and getting improvements up front you can go out and get a
depth option i'd like to see an improvement there but you can get a depth option on d
they have a million depth options improve if you can improv with an e improve that's what they need
one of hall lilligran sandin not brody not riley not geo so one of those three has to be pushed
out for something sandy one of get pushed out hall lilligran or sandy and it's it's an interesting
dilemma here for keith and dubas because like all of them look good at times and are very useful in
the roles they play but you can probably do better i wonder too um all the injuries this year have
forced sheldon keith to do stuff that clearly he doesn't want to do and i like it because it's
forced him to put some trust in a guy like rasmus sandin whereas before if rasmus sandin made a
mistake last year even as early as or sorry as late as last year he'd be out of the lineup for
a couple games it might happen and but that's if they improve the the decor is that that's
what i think he's worth dude he's had too many blunders well i also think he missed some time
you know there's like a lot of everyone's missed some time right but when he gets a little bit of
runway with lilligran they look good together they look good together then what happens when
you put them with anyone else that's why you leave them together or you take or you take
him out of the lineup yeah or you take lilligran and you go so what the difference between lilligran
and sandin and they'll get compared to each other because of the age and also their contracts are
and they played together for years with the marley yeah and they played together is lilligran when
placed with other players higher or lower in the lineup has looked good sandin when taken out of
his comfort zone has struggled and you can come up with this reason or that reason i know his
numbers are great but a lot of that has to do with sheltering and situation sheldon keith does a good
job with rasmus and bean whereas lilligren he doesn't have to he just puts him wherever he
wants so if you're able to get a guy who's an improvement on your right side i think something
i would actually like to see is you have a right side of new guy lilligren uh
uh oh broads no i see because what i'm trying to do is push broads to the left
because he played a little bit of left this year and i liked him there and then with who
the new guy uh he remember he came back from injury and he played with timmons and they were
unreal no i mean like you're trying to push him to the left with the new guy not necessarily
are you trying okay new guy new guy can go with riley right uh lilligran can go with riley and
then you have uh brody geo like as guys on your left you see what i'm getting to is
guys currently in the lineup need to be pushed out yeah yeah that's fair it would improve you
and then someone gets hurt and you go uh here's exactly where we were because the interest it's
a interesting discussion because we've talked about hey they need defensemen but they also
need the forward and i think we're all kind of landing on they should do both yeah get your top
six left wing go get your defenseman and i think kyle dubas is gonna do it but not in the way we
think he is going to because he never does it's never the obvious move it's gonna be some sort
of sneaky i don't know if it's a three-way if it's the your idea where he always gets it from
the one team and he does the one deal that gets both options but i think both those options they're
so obvious that he's gonna find a way to do it he could potentially go out and do an almost
identical trade because one of the guys i missed on chicago they could go out and get jake mccabe
and then we're talking about how lafferty has another year left on his deal you know who else
has another year left on his deal colin blackwell nah um there was there was some linking of the
Leafs to uh Boone Jenner a week and a half ago and it was going to cost a lot it just didn't seem
and Boone Jenner's a great player but it just seemed like uh I mean another center's not the
end of the world uh tough they great leader one thing and I think this take is going to be
tremendously unpopular but here goes um bunting needs to be pushed down well he does what I'm
sorry uh they're gonna have to run into a team like the lightning or bruins and in his last game
what did he show himself to be other than an enormous liability oh no enormous liability
sheldon keith does not play him in defensive situations that's a that's a tough thing for
your number one left winger to be sure you don't try you're you're replacing him with zach astin
reese in defensive situations that's not a number one left winger you 100 trust and he's lost the
favor of the officials rightly or wrongly that hurts the team and we can't see him uh or we we
can't trust him to hold his temper i haven't seen a player come full undone like that against the
bruins uh in a long time and what you know did he have a point yeah he was cut and bleeding and
there was no call but he came full undone he's lost favor with the refs and his own coach doesn't
trust him in defensive situations you need an improvement you're talking like this is
cadre coming off of three straight or two straight years being suspended three straight
coming off of two and then going into the third one that's why
bunting can be tremendous uh for this team and you need them in the playoffs and i think one of
the things that uh you know could have maybe pushed the leafs over the edge against tampa
is if bunting hadn't been hurt because remember he was playing hurt and i want to say he was lower
in the lineup i can't remember exactly what the lines were but recently guys have needed to take
a bigger role on this team and
Tavares' play has elevated
in the absence of
Matthews hasn't necessarily converted into
goals Marner's had to elevate his
game Nylander we need a
little bit more out of Nylander you need more
out of Bunting you need more what are you talking about
you need more out of Nylander he's been amazing
he's leading the team in scoring
you need more out of him with Matthews
out of the lineup you can't tell me he
oh yeah he can just give
the same effort and get the same result
no you don't have Austin Matthews
the center you were playing with jesse williams just fine he's gonna score 45 goals and lead the
team and score jesse i agree okay but so what are you getting matthews in the lineup yeah
matthews will be there for the playoffs now we're talking about michael bunting not showing up at
the playoffs as long as matthews is out of the lineup okay all the big names who aren't austin
matthews have to elevate their game yeah no these three games yeah they definitely need to do that
three games no they need to show up versus the two games versus columbus they need to show up
for that chicago game yeah uh the ottawa senators whoever else would play they got killed the
wilkes-barre scranton penguins i don't know they always lose to the wilkes-barre
crosby and malkin they always lose
conversation about the playoffs and michael bunting being pushed down for that and then
all of a sudden i hear william nealon needs to play better so all right don't get you're getting
you're getting distracted by the wrong thing okay it's he needs to be playing he being michael
bunting yes needs to play his best hockey this is when everyone needs to hit their stride right
and he is point totals are there 15 goals 20 assists yes but you need you're talking about
away from the puck he is he is shocking defensively sometimes sometimes sometimes
he's not like terrible but it's always sometimes you're like the playoffs are a different game you
can get away with murder in the playoffs i feel like michael bunting is going to thrive when he's
a hothead in the playoffs yeah because you can get away with more but every year it seems like
the leafs of the team that get dinged for some sort of act of aggression and or violence against
a team that is actually more aggressive
and tough.
The Bruins thing.
The officials let that game
get completely out of hand in
2019. Okay.
Fine. Whatever.
Who got dinged for it?
Kadri.
Five minutes in
to game one against Tampa.
Who gets dinged?
Kyle Clifford. Oh my god. That was
so bad. Five in a game
and a suspension.
five in a game also if you look at that it's it compared to some of the other hits thrown later
in that series it wasn't that bad yeah but remember they called that game super tight
and then later in the series they just like now no more we know for a fact that the league watches
games refereed uh games played by the leafs that are refereed they watched it a little closer
we know that for a fact dude he games that happen in toronto are they're under a microscope
clifford game one of the playoffs got suspended and then i if i'm not mistaken the next suspension
in the Stanley Cup playoffs
was Evander Kane on Nazem Kadri
in the third round.
Jamie Benn got fined
in back-to-back playoff games.
It was fine.
It's fine.
What is the point of a fine?
If you fine a guy in back-to-back games
and it's cool.
One of these things is not like the other.
You don't pay to watch Kyle Clifford play hockey.
The rest of those guys, you do.
But again, the standard is,
okay, a guy gets five in a game
in the first 10 minutes of a game generally speaking we're like okay that's your game
suspension yeah that's how it should be every time but the leafs killed it off
and i guess because they weren't punished for it with a goal or two or three costing them a
playoff game he got essentially two games and then i don't think we ever saw him again no
i don't know i'm just listen if you're able to get a guy who can play on your top left wing
then you have guy matthews marner or guy matthews kneelander then i would put bunting
with tavaris and either marner or kneelander then you put yarn croak in this nice little
two-headed role where he can add a little bit of offense and defense with camp unless you get a guy
and engvall and then you have your fourth line of whoever's left so you're just asking for bunting
to be taken off of matthews's way or play better and show you can do this right all we learned
in the bruins game is they're going to use you what about we're going to be an asset of the
boston bruins if the playoffs start today if you play and act like that what about his performance
last year versus tampa nothing wrong with it nothing wrong with it but like i said no i give
him a mulligan on it because he was playing hurt all right oh we'll see he probably he wasn't
engaging as much as he normally would have because he was hurt now he's fully healthy he's ready to
go anybody and lose his mind on the officials and dude how many times do we need to see that
bite the leafs for us to be like oh yeah no this is going to be fine i i think the way he's played
recently is going to be a problem if he's the top line left winger heading into the playoffs
and this is a player i like this is a player who i hope the leafs resign but if we're talking about
places where they need to improve there they need to improve there the bruins will target him
cory perry and the lightning and patrick maroon and all of them will target him if you're doing
your scouting of the leafs how do we get under their skin how do we get them onto the penalty
kill that guy that is my number one target that guy he's on their top line i can i'll send maroon
and perry and belmar dudes who play 12 minutes a game max and i'm gonna take off your number
one left winger lmao teams will expose that's an interesting point teams will expose that okay he
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or they got to find someone
or they could find someone
and it gets smarter
and they get through
to the second round.
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There's an outdoor game coming up
Wait this season
Who's playing in it
You're lying
I think this is a trick question and there is no outdoor game
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Is it Capitals
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Capitals are one of them
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Speaking of
trade rumors,
Adam. So we were going to hit the
Vladimir Tarasenko trade
right now.
And I think that you
would find this
tweet from Charlie
Romeliotis, who is a...
I hope I pronounced your name right, Charlie. I don't think you did.
Works at NBC Chicago.
Romeliotis.
remilia those were two different pronunciations how would you pronounce this it's clearly great
let me put on my glasses charlie
rumelia utis that's how i pronounce it either
if we're wrong we apologize anyway i will never criticize anybody's pronunciations of names because
i know i can't do it myself and you steve what are you doing that i did it with a perfect
apologize same thing kiss it apologize all right apologize milly otis pull him down
pucker up buttercup um patrick kane on vladimir tarasenko's trade to the rangers quote
it's not like the happiest i've ever been to hear about a trade i think the rangers are a team that
you definitely pay attention to and are definitely intrigued by for obvious reasons patrick kane on
whether he had the rangers on his potential radar quote if things were going to happen that was a
team i was definitely looking at it seems like they kind of filled their void and went ahead
and made a deal so it is what it is patrick kane on if he feels his hip injury is overblown
yeah i think so i'm not sure what the story is to be honest with you but i feel uh better than i did
last year it's just one of those things maybe the story leaks out and it piles up a little bit
now if you're looking for context here uh what the blackhawks and what the sharks were asking
for patrick kane and timo meyer um uh was too much for the rangers so they paid i think a
relatively favorable price for vladimir tarasenko a first and a third essentially and sammy blake
wasn't it sammy blake and uh hunter skinner a defensive yeah so not not all that bad not too
bad not their not their greatest stuff that's for sure i mean when you consider that they offered
uh heidel and a first for jt miller uh last summer oh that's a real trade offer that the
canucks said no to no thanks we don't want it we'd rather keep the one thing we didn't touch
on when we talked about the rangers going for it last episode was that we all forgot they have two
first round picks they're in a unique position they were in a unique position that no contender
is usually in where they can just send out a first
round pick and it doesn't really matter because they're going for
it and they have an extra one. And they
did it and it was a great move. There has been
a contender in recent memory to have two
first round picks and
one of them was the Lightning
and you know why?
Because they traded
JT Miller. Hey!
They got the Canucks first round pick
and if I'm not mistaken, they pitched
one of the first out the door for Barclay Goodrow
and they pitched the other out the door for Blake Coleman
and then they won back-to-back cups.
man good moves good moves all around those those quotes so quote that is oh you know what we never
get honesty from nhl players i'll take it i will absolutely take it that is a fantastic quote
that is the right amount of juicy that is not it doesn't even need that much sauce
so here's the thing whether or not patrick kane feels his hip is that bad or not other teams do
and perception is reality if you're giving up let's say in the leafs case all right let's go
leafs on this one because how does it affect the leafs that's what everybody wants to know
absolutely um that's what you want to know you know it's like uh if you're davidson in uh it's
his name right davidson and kyle david kyle davidson um in in chicago you're like well i
would i would take knives in a first for patrick and if you're the other kyle the dubas version
you say no um and you say what about the hip hip injury and davidson says well it's not that bad
and i look at kane's production if i'm dubas and i go seems like it's worse than you're you're
not and and it's the the reality of the situation is there have been guys in chicago that have had
good years despite the team being terrible patrick kane by patrick kane standards yes
hasn't been his production isn't like abysmal his two-way play is non-existent it doesn't exist so
how healthy is he going to be when you get him how healthy is he going to be
two and two months into the playoffs ideally where does he fit in in your lineup uh do his
warts prevent him from playing a first line role on a good team and now that i mean tarasenko's
off the board meyer's already a bigger fish horvath's off the board i'm starting to think
that kane the the picks involved are gonna have to be heavily conditional and they're gonna have
to be based on playoff success and or games played yeah because if that's the main concern
i'm giving you like i wouldn't be shocked to see something like a it isn't going to be the only
pick involved relaxed but i could see something like yeah we'll give you a third that turns into
a first if he
plays
X percentage of the regular
season games and then X percentage
of the playoff games. I think
you got it. I think it's, it has, if I'm a
GM and like I've been a GM in
NHL 23, so I kind of know what I'm talking about.
I know what I'm talking about.
What do you say if I'm a GM? You say I am a GM
and here's what I would do. Exactly. So you should be
listening to my advice. Like
that's how I'm going about it. It's
hey, he needs to play 80%
of our playoff game because right now there's we don't know if patrick kane can hold up he's saying
he can do it obviously he's gonna say he wants out in the worst way it sounds like he's trying
to go to new york he's trying to go anywhere of course patrick kane's gonna say he can hold up
but there needs to be trade protection he needs to play in a good amount of playoff games for
this trade to be worth anybody's money that do you remember can you look up the jonathan bernier
trade from Toronto to Anaheim
and there is a reason I bring this up because
it wasn't a deadline deal but it is
the most conditional
condition laden trade
I've ever seen
and you're going to need
that is a page
of a book okay
the Ducks acquire
Jonathan Bernier 4.15 million
the Leafs acquire
a 2017 conditional pick
conditions if Bernier starts
half of Anaheim's playoff games next
spring and the ducks win the stanley cup toronto receives the ducks 2017 second round pick if
anaheim doesn't still own that selection it will transfer its next available second rounder from a
future year if bernier starts half of anaheim's playoff games next spring and the ducks will lose
in the stanley cup final toronto receives the ducks 2017 third round pick if anaheim doesn't
still own that selection it will transfer its next available third rounder from a future year
Should Anaheim trade Bernier to a team that starts him in half of its playoff games next spring and wins the Stanley Cup, Toronto receives the Ducks' second round pick.
Should Anaheim trade Bernier to a team that starts him in half its playoff games next spring and loses in the Stanley Cup final, Toronto receives the Ducks' third round pick.
Result, condition not met.
Man, it's like they planned for everything.
It could.
that is funny i think i would not be shocked at all to see something like that happen for kane
the only reason it might not happen that way is uh some team is going to be left without a dance
partner and the blackhawks hold strong and say listen you got to give us an unconditional pick
we're not making the deal or it's got to be these conditions like easily meetable conditions or
reasonable something like that dude you don't know what player you're getting
you got no idea the nameplate will say cane i'm sure his number will be 88 but
who is he is he a dude who can win a con smith and win you a stanley cup and lead your team in
playoff scoring or is he this dude who can play like a patrick kane imposter and be sloppy
defensively or is he gonna play like this dude who fucking can't make it for the next two months
of grinding hockey because it is it is it's shitty it's shitty it's shitty on the body it's dude like
we're talking about him being busted now it's early february this dude's gonna be playing till
mid-June you're getting a guy who's gonna be an asset for you winning in mid-June and that's your
guy no I don't I don't blame the Rangers for going out and getting Tarasenko who has played
fewer games this season by the way I wonder um I wonder what CJ will say about this on Monday I
hope they bring it up because he always has sort of insights on this but I mean a player being this
open about wanting to be traded is rare in the NHL in in the NBA as we saw with Kyrie and and
Kevin Durant, it's like, yeah, I want to go. See you later.
I'm not happy here. Bye.
No wonder the Blackhawks want to keep Max Domi.
He, at very least, seems excited
about wanting to be there. He likes to be in Chicago.
Yeah.
He's the number one team ambassador right now.
He's out there shooting stuff with
Marky Mark and doing his thing.
How many old Blackhawks fans
ever thought they would own a Domi Blackhawks
jersey? Yeah, right? After all
the Ty and Bob Probert stuff?
Yeah. Crazy.
um uh i'm looking at uh we should talk about the tarasenko trade because you know him going to
new york after um the season he had last year i mean this year he has one more goal than patrick
kane but he's played in like eight less games yeah and kane is a how many games does he play
48 uh 48 games yes 46 46 he's minus 24 right and vladimir tarasenko minus 18 yeah also not very
good but here's what's interesting about both of them yeah okay vladimir tarasenko's career
shooting percentage is almost 13 it's 12 7 sure 12.7 this year he's a 9.7 so you expect that to
go up a little bit patrick kane's career he is you know obviously known as a bit more of a playmaker
yes but has had a couple 40 goal years if i'm not i think he's got 230 at very least um
he's shooting 5.8 percent geez and last year it was a 9.1 and his career average is 11.4
and i just think 5.8 percent doesn't spell cold to me 5.8 percent feels like injured to me
yeah but remember taylor hall with the sabers he was shooting under three percent and then he went
to boston and scored yeah and people were like what what i don't understand it's like what do
you don't understand he's playing on a piece of shit team and his shots were probably not but
chicago was terrible last year and kane had 26 goal i know that's that's what caught my eye when
i was looking at his numbers just now like they were still bad last year maybe not quite as bad
but they were still bad and he was at very least incredibly productive everything has taken a hit
and if you're the rangers and you're like all right here's this potentially busted left-handed
shot on the right wing and here's this other potentially busted left-handed shot on the right
wing i'm gonna go with the cheaper one it's a risk either way so i'm gonna go with the one
that costs this and this and st louis retained 50 in that deal too which allows the rangers i
think to go and get more yeah i thought i thought you're talking about cheap in terms of the actual
money because that's the most true part of this is vladimir tarasenko is a cheaper asset and a
better player so he's 50 retained i think he makes 7.5 so that'd be 375 375 you're 50 percent of
patrick kane is still uh five yeah five uh five two five i think isn't he making five two five
yeah it's a lot it is and i mean like i said the rangers can go out and do something else if they
want and then who knows what davidson is asking for right now it might have been a first round
pick you know it might have been what they're uh what they're looking for to get out of tarasenko
might have been the same thing so why not pay the price for tarasenko and if you're davidson
if you're davidson of course you asked for that i mean doug armstrong just got it did he did he not
and uh jesse has their lineup on the screen we talked about this last show like why not
simply make the rangers more ridiculous up front look at that ridiculous for those who cannot see
Panarin Zabinijad Tarasenko
Is the first line
LMAO
Krider Trochek Kravtsov is the second line
Not bad
Laf Edel Kako
VC Goudreau
Gauthier is the fourth line
And VC's been fantastic
VC's been up on the first line
Is that
Freddie they go?
Julian
No Freddie's in
It's a death line up
It's ridiculous
us oh and they you know have adam pox too just yeah there's nothing wrong with the d right now
you could probably like the thing about the two of course someone on d too yeah they got they got
uh michela who's not like that's not an insignificant piece at all that is a very
good depth defenseman and the thing about the two first round picks is and the uh salary on
tarasenko is that they can make another move pardon me for sounding old and like your uncle
but uh i saw people posting micola's like chart numbers and i'm like oh okay how many times do we
have to go through this they acquired him for the playoffs when the rules change and he will be
allowed to punch and beat the shit out of you and do they have those charts and graphs and whatever
for strictly playoff numbers now has i don't know if micola's ever played in the playoffs but a lot
of people would say i mean that's not a big enough sample size yep but that's what never is is it
show me yeah never is is it show me just it's tough looking at that rangers lineup as a leaf
fan and i know how we are so spoiled here we have the fourth place team in the league but
you know the idea of a rick dicklish like you know or like you know a mccabe lafferty trade
it's sort of like oh i'm waiting for them to oh he's been described as yarn croak light yeah yeah
I can't fucking wait.
I give up a second round pick for that.
There's more there.
I think there's more there.
There is a man.
The Rangers.
Hey,
did you guys see this report from Michael Russo?
Which Mike?
Well,
yeah,
he has several reports every year,
but Michael Russo in his article talked about how several NHL players to this
day,
smoke cigarettes,
every intermission.
Jesus still.
Yeah.
That,
that doesn't surprise me too much.
I remember apparently Danny Markoff,
Who was a Leaf for a long long time
Used to smoke every intermission as well
That surprises me a lot
Like still today?
Like right now
Guys are smoking cigarettes during hockey games?
Michael Russo detailed what happens
During NHL intermissions
Players revealed that they still know a good amount
Of their colleagues that smoke during every intermission
Much more common in older eras
Of course
But there are several players that still take smoke raids
Between beer raids and I want to know where
You can't smoke inside
or you guys you can maybe they're vaping oh they're probably vaping a little e-cigarette
yeah they're probably not they're probably not like ashen on the floor right right maybe a little
vape there's that famous fucking shocking to me there's that famous photo of uh i think it's
dion finoff and mika keprasov at a party and they're smoking but that was like 20 years ago
yeah i thought like now we've got to the point where we know everything that goes into nutrition
and health for professional
athletes who are paying millions of dollars
to play this game
and they're still like oh yeah I smoke cigarettes
yeah but that's so weird
you would reek of it like you wouldn't even be
able to keep that a secret that's so weird
okay I get it
I'd beer leak you know that's a good time
I think yeah
oh you mean games that don't like
matter I get drinking and playing
hockey but you're a professional
and you got an NHL game on Wednesday
and you're like,
let me have a cigarette
during second period
after I talked to Kyle
doing the intermission interview.
You must smell it too
as a player in the league.
Like when people smoke,
you can smell it.
You'd be able to smell it
on their breath
or through their sweat, for sure.
I cannot believe their coach
would have patience for that.
Yeah.
Like, because what if you do that
and then you have a shitty third period?
Well, then they're probably
obviously good.
Well, yeah.
Like, this has to be a star
because, like, I...
Do you think Connor Timmons is a rip at a dart after having a variable extension?
I don't think so.
We need Kyle Bukoskis or Sean McKenzie on this show, and we need to ask them.
Have you ever done a second period intermission and a dude's breath has smelled like cigarettes?
Well, they would probably smoke after the interview.
No, like they say they smoke in between one and two, and then they got to talk to Sean in between two and three.
You would still smell it.
But like, I could just picture someone smoking before the third period, having a bad third
period, costing their team the game.
And then a coach like Daryl Sutter is asked a question like, yeah, so what'd you think
of so-and-so's third period?
He seemed to struggle out there.
Well, yeah, he smokes between periods.
What do you expect?
Like, it doesn't, it doesn't, I don't think it'll hinder your game directly, but like
over time, over time, a lung capacity, you're hurting your body.
and your whole thing is
health and breath control and
being a professional athlete. That's
mind-blowing to me.
I'm shocked. When did he write about that?
It was this week, and he said that
obviously none of the players wanted to disclose
who it was, as you would
expect, because you're narking on somebody,
and that's the wrong thing to do. He knows.
Of course he knows. He knows.
Those reporters, man,
those guys, they know a lot.
And don't worry, they're not on the wild.
definitely not in the wild
don't start rumors
cast a player in the player set
don't start rumors
don't do that
they're certainly not a former wild
you're thinking about reporters
I don't understand why you're laughing
here's what I don't think it would be
it wouldn't be Parise
because lou
because lou doesn't let you breathe the wrong way i am not no no yeah that was adam wild who
said that not anybody else i would never assume oh i'm not oh no i'm not doing it i'm not doing
it but it was definitely not someone no who used to be on the wild who one of his uh former
teammates has an axe to grind with sure it's definitely not i don't know did they have an
11 year contract and they've been around a million percent know who i think it is but no
no no no i think i have an idea as well adam you're not doing this reporters they definitely
know stuff there's a time when or some of them still do they ride the team planes oh yeah like
they know these guys intimately they see them every day you know so they they do know things
yeah there is an infamous story and it's not my story to tell so i'm gonna say it very vaguely
but uh i think it was three or four reporters were in the same room and something had happened
and it was a little strange but they weren't gonna make a big deal of it and they all sort of
they all work for different publications and they talk to each other and they're like is this a thing
are we gonna this isn't a thing right are you gonna talk about it i'm not gonna talk about it
okay fine and then one of them ran with it after saying they wouldn't so that they had an exclusive
and all of a sudden it became this big thing and they had it first oh even though but i i don't
know should we begrudge them for doing their job even if they did it in kind of a sneaky way it's
kind of shitty it is kind of shitty they also did their job sure sure i'm trying to oh i can't
remember what it was i can't remember what it was so i'm actually not like keeping secrets here no
one on the wild has ever smoked a cigarette no no no x wild definitely not no otherwise why would
he have it what i've been sick a lot recently and i have i have pink eye steve is winking at the
camera like uh like wandavision here no i have a beautiful long eyelashes and they just keep
okay okay okay let me ask you this as a fan as a fan do you care like let's find let's say
austin matthews smokes and it comes out that austin matthews smokes i'd be fucking pissed
you'd be mad are you kidding me yeah 11 million dollars austin we put the 34 in your contract
you can't just not smoke cigarettes during a hockey game well and people would be like yeah
but he puts up 60 goals put up 62 well what first of all he could be even better you're right second
of all yeah now it's so what about later yeah yeah what about 10 years from now when your lungs
don't work yes and that does happen oh the other thing listen if you smoke i don't yeah i don't
give a shit what you do with your life i'm not talking about you i'm not talking about you and
Listen, I hate to tell you this, but you're not a high-end athlete.
I'm talking about the peak of your job is to be a health person and run around on knife shoes and play hockey.
What are you doing with your body?
Nice shoes.
Look, Jesse Blake, health person.
Yeah.
He drinks the shit that Lewis Hamilton drinks.
It makes your poop green.
I love athletic green.
I want to ask you this because I remember this quote, and this has to be three, four years ago.
but i remember listening to 32 thoughts one day and jeff merrick's like at this point
and it's such a it is a jeff merrick ism and i would say it to him if he was sitting right here
okay so i'm not speaking out of school but he's like he and elliot were going back and forth about
how intense some of these guys are about what they eat and what they drink one guy that was
like everybody talks about nathan mckinnon because i think the zadoroff story blew it wide
open yes what's the door i've said and we get what did the zadoroff say it was something about
the pop machine was uh no it was uh he has like chickpea pasta which uh as a half italian is half
a war crime right well and then i didn't he say like guys you can have chocolate in the off season
like we're trying to win a cup here or something like that it was like it was like and then what
was it with the apples oh look that up with the apples you know what i feel like we didn't make
a big enough deal out of the fact that the year after nathan mckinnon got narked on they won
yeah he was right chickpea pasta guy was right on the money yeah um that's why he's so fast by the
way okay so imagine the farts oh my god yeah just propelling him forward but chickpea pasta
jeff merrick said at this point you know when you so much money on the line and objectively he has
a point but i don't think as a human you can accept this do you know what i'm saying so he's
like at this point why would you even have a beer a beer and he's right in a vacuum now a human being
could never live up to that most human beings anyway lots of people don't drink but you know
what i'm saying it's like you know to basically go the whole season without any sort of treat
or relaxing thing for most people unless you're a mutant nathan mckinnon um is almost impossible
but that stuck out to me because i was like man jeff's right why would you have a beer and yet i
know if i was a a health person on knife shoes i would for sure have a beer because occasionally
and it's not very much because it makes me sleepy i like a beer and it's a stressful fucking job
like a lot of the stuff from like the 80s 90s made for like good books but when you think about
it you're like how the fuck how is it possible like all the michael jordan stuff how on earth
how on earth were you like the best player in the world by far yeah and there's this story
he's having like a pizza hungover going out gambling whatever it was whatever he was doing
by the way jesse is the apple thing the jack eichel story yes that's what i'm thinking about
yeah go ahead go ahead okay okay because i just saw it it's like the only problem the shitty
apples okay so that's the one i want to talk about 2019 this is one of my favorite things
we did on the podcast at the time and i forgot about it you broke down as ridiculous yeah jack
eichel has a crazy routine from sports illustrated's alex pruitt so alex was like okay hit me because
jack said i do the same thing every day he's like okay i wake up go to the rink i have egg whites
oatmeal strawberries i have an apple juice which is interesting because that's full of sugar uh i
go not his have a gator light with water then i have a gatorade i don't know what gator light is
but whatever i tape my stick i get on the ice pre-game skate get off then i flush from our
massage guy uh on my sorry then i get a flush massage from our guy on my legs uh after that
i shower get in the cold tub for four minutes get out go home sam reinhardt and i we live together
now we live four houses down from each other picks me up for our pre-game meal at a restaurant we
like now they live four divisions away from each other i go pick it up at his house grab it eat it
at like 12 30 and then 12 30 to 1 in that area and i have a couple of pellegrinos with it those
are those small water bottles that are fizzy i sleep from 2 to 3 45 i wake up at 3 45 i put my
suit on i go get coffee usually show up at the rink at 4 30 then i take a shower go to a cold
tub again then i get out of the cold tub get dressed go to the training room put on my norma
tech pants which are those big crazy pants that you see people in i think mcdavid's got a very
famous picture in those norma tech pants come off at 505 then i go uh cut my stick down then i change
my skate laces then i tape my stick then i go to a meeting then i get out of a meeting then i finish
that eat an apple finish eating the apple put a heat pack on my back and then take the heat pack
off my back and take two advil and he did all that so that at the end of the night it could
be like and the sabers drop another one five two so alex so alex pruitt says does it have to be
the same kind of apple i love that alex pruitt was like of all the things that you picked out
alex is like tell me more about the apple yeah i feel like he and i would be friends and and
eichel said no it changes depending on where we are that's the only problem shitty apples
so do certain towns have bad apples well i think because in the winter time you get it shipped
north and they're shitty yeah like you've had apples before and they're just water right like
they're just shit absolutely yeah um you know he said i do that i usually so he's not done by the
way he goes yeah that's the only problem shitty apples and then he goes back to his routine snaps
back into jack jack eichel robotron like jack apple yeah and then he and then he says so i do
that i usually change get ready foam roll stretch warm up get activation finish go back to the
shower get out of the shower start getting my gear on jock socks skates lace-ups uh then i lace two
eyelets down and then i leave them untied and then i tie my right one and then i tie my left one
then on the right shin pad and then on the left shin pad take two extra electrolyte pills get
ready take my bracelets off chain off same thing chuck a stick of gum in and then do the same warm
up every time i get off the ice get on the bike do a hard minute on the bike after warm uh with
some of my gear on take some of it off sorry sorry some of it on some of it off take my stuff off go
to the training room there's a uh there's this tissue massage gun uh which i guess is one of
those like ones that you yeah yeah then i go to the room retape my stick every single time even
crazier than that i have my headphones on headphones in before game i listen to music
at the same time if i have my norma tech pants on i have three songs i listen to i have two songs i
listen to when i tape my sticks i have a song i listen to when i foam roll a song i listen to
when i stretch and i have a song i listen to when i warm up when i tie my laces and i have the same
songs i listen to every day depending upon what i'm doing uh this is what i'm listening to and
then he kind of goes into this whole thing and i just here's my imagine a cigarette in there
here's my theory if jack eichel didn't do that exhausting fucking routine he'd have 172 points
every year what that sounds so tiring you know that's how he's gotten to be jack i know i know
how dare you no and it's amazing comparing that routine to yeah hack a dart like it's not even
hack a dart in your regular life you hack a dart mid-game which i'm not a doctor but i'm positive
is worse mid-game that's why i was shocked when you said i was literally shocked when you said
that adam well but you know there's different personalities in every business there's some who
are a little bit more type a jack eichel and then there's some that are a little perhaps a little
more creative and and a little bit more fly by the seat of your pants phil castle forget smoking
my chest hurts when i walk around new york like how do you smoke and be a professional athlete
because you're a professional athlete and you're mutant and you're not built the same
that is a thing like like phil what was his thing that we discovered when he was breaking all the
records for the most games he'd love he loves pepsi or is it coke before the game he'll have
like three of those yeah phil he loves his coca-cola i remember years ago when that hot
dog story about him broke we had justin bourne on yeah and justin played in the e his dad played in
the nhl doesn't play in the a as well oh he played in the a okay sorry apologies doesn't um and you
obviously was a video coach too and justin said among other things that episode okay so if phil
kessel eats two hot dogs before a game what's the big fucking deal anyway because honestly he's like
those guys burn like 10 000 calories a day he's like not all of it are going to be good calorie
no there's nothing wrong for a guy he's like for you and i we can't do that for a guy like that
but you could burn through the hot dog yes that's the problem is that when you're sitting at a desk
all day you're not burning through the hot dog right but also and it's also got some protein in
it like i can you work off the tar in your chest from the cigarette no no you can't i don't know
again if you smoke i don't give a shit live your life i hope it's a happy one but professional
athletes maybe shouldn't smoke between periods that's crazy listen hey they're making more money
than us i mean way more money imagine how much more money they'd make if they didn't smoke right
and one story about phil kessel about his workout routine this is from an anonymous player one
player came out of the gym swearing and annoyed kessel was reading a magazine while everyone else
sweated away and this player who prefers to remain anonymous asked if kessel was going to
bother joining everybody kessel replied want to see what i can do he proceeded to destroy everyone
else in the leg press and went back to the magazine i would bet every dollar it's dion
you think so yeah man every day because i could just see him hey phil because we saw them there's
that famous clip of phil going shut your fucking mouth to enough when he was captain of the leaves
on the ice before a face-off and i could see hey phil why didn't you freaking get off your
ass you know what that voice he has phil why didn't you that's your dion yeah phil
like you know he just like threw 400 500 on the bar killed everybody i got it i got a message
from john by the way during the show uh about phil who's john he's a he's a listener to the
show okay okay and it just ties in here perfectly do we know john no we don't know john oh where's
john from tavaris i don't know where john's from he's it's not a twitter account oh he's from
John from Barry
John from Barry says
Adam you need to start the train
For Phil Kessel to come to the Toronto
And I think that is
An absolute fucking must
That has to happen
They wouldn't allow it
They have to let Phil come
Vote Phil in
The fan vote's not real
Still we gotta try
Next year
Remember when Bo Horvat was on a Western Conference team and got traded to an Eastern Conference team and the easy solution was simply let him play for the Western Conference team?
Did they ever apologize to John Scott?
Because if they did, they should again.
Those fuckers.
I'm telling you, Phil Kessel, All-Star game.
I am into it.
That'd be cool.
It would be cool, right?
Wouldn't that be sick?
And you know what?
I think...
Give us something.
Come on.
We haven't made it to the second round since 2004.
It'd be like a lifetime achievement award
for Toronto Maple Leafs fans
and Phil Kessel and their relationship.
He was also the guy when they did the All-Star draft
who was picked fucking last
in a Leafs jersey.
Let this guy in. I was there for that.
That was the Columbus one.
So apparently that was the reason they stopped
doing it.
It was too fun.
It was simply too fun.
Next week
on Saturday, no, Sunday
there will be a draft
Or maybe they're doing the draft on Friday
But the NBA All-Star game will be holding a draft for the team
They're still doing it
They're fine with it
Yeah, but why would the NHL follow their
Much more successful game
Man, the NHL was doing it first
You had the winning formula
You had it, it was right there
Yeah, but the NHL PA went
And then they woke up and decided
This is the thing that we're mad about
You can hurt, your coaches can hurt our players
But you can't hurt their feelings on national TV
And then they went to sleep again
for another several years
like a fucking cicada.
Useless.
Useless.
Oh, man.
Okay, well,
I just thought I'd bring those things up.
Shall we do the press conference?
Sure.
The Presser SDP.
The Steve Dangle Press Conference.
Fun fact about Jesse Blake,
he smokes between segments.
That's why he's so phlegmy all the time.
That's me.
Phlegmy Jesse.
That's what we call him.
That's me.
Smoking my cigars actually
Do you remember that story
Jax told us about the smoking McNeils
No
I don't know that
This is a Nova Scotia special
And if you don't understand Nova Scotia
I want you to imagine that a bunch of the
Funniest people you've ever met all
Ended up in the same place
That's the east coast of Canada
And I think this is a
Newfoundlander one but
Essentially these guys the McNeils all
Jumped on a plane
on a plane together and they're a huge family and then i know base levels on this story so
they jump on this plane and they're going to like mexico on vacation and i think some of them have
come over come back from the rigs in you know in alberta yep and they're home and so they've
basically taken over this plane if your entire family's on a plane and you've got every seat
you sort of it's like they don't own you you own them a little bit and i guess one of them started
lighting up a dart in midair and then all of them did and they turned the plane around and dropped
them back in i think nova scotia or newfoundland or whatever but yeah and then there's a whole like
newspaper the smoking mcneil's like headline anyway that's uh that's an east coast canada
story for you she could tell it better than i could but very funny why go ahead jesse just why
this question's from myth 26 i think it's an interesting one it's from our discord if you're
not a member of our discord go to sdpn.ca and click the link that says join us on discord
myth 26 says my birthday is on february 26th happy early birthday the same day as the kraken
leafs game i'm from seattle the seattle area and got into hockey watching the leafs but i've been
following the kraken closely this season and i have merch for both the leafs and the kraken
i have tickets to see my two favorite teams in my hometown on my birthday which team do i wear
i cannot answer that question for you no what's their name myth 26 myth 26 listen myth
your heart your heart will know the answer
what a cop out i can answer it for you but only you know how much you love the leafs
only you know how much you love the seattle kraken and one day you'll be holding
one jersey in one hand one jersey in the other and you'll know the right answer
No matter which jersey you put on, you'll
know the right answer.
Don't force it. Don't let
me tell you what
to do. Definitely not
Adam or Jesse. Those guys are idiots.
You will know the
right thing to do when
the time comes, and I believe
in you.
Don't smoke.
That's good. Good addition.
Also, Adam, what's the right answer?
I think the right answer is going to be the Leafs.
um but i wouldn't blame you if you went cracking because it is your local team and i'm all about
supporting the local sports team the correct answer is where a jared mccann leafster see the
thing is it's not there you go is it your local team if you're now living in toronto
oh no you know but you're from the seattle area yeah if you hadn't committed to a team before
leaving seattle now you're a leafs fan no they didn't have they didn't have a team there you go
that's it yeah that's why my answer is what it is and one thing i always default to even like if i
go to another city and i watch a game like say i'm in boston watching red sox um orioles i'm now a
red sox fan you know just for that day i said yeah yeah yeah i'm with i'm with i'm not gonna
be like oh no go oriole now if you're a rough riders fan you're not you could be at the wrong
sport and you're still cheering for the rough riders but a lacrosse game yeah i'd be like i
know you could be a baseball you'd be like you know what go riders um but i i like when we went
to boston did we watch the jays in boston were no i don't think they were playing that weekend no i
think we saw a red socks yeah we went to fenway and that was sick and i was i could sure for the
red socks then when something good happens for the home team i'm clapping for that we were cheering
for the we we were like was it we were enthused for the canadians on my bachelor party we were
wearing leaf shirts i know but we were still doing that yeah yeah i think i think when you go to an
arena that's not yours so a team you don't
cheer for and you're in that city you should be
doing the things that the home crowd is doing
did you see it did you see
um so the rangers and flames had a
notoriously heated game
this past week we talked about it there was a guy
front row madison
square garden oilers jersey
i love that cheering
his heart out for the rangers
when they won the game that's hilarious
i love that see that's
good because if there's if you got some skin in
the game like if it's a team that you hate too his skin in the game was fuck the flames yeah
have you watched welcome to rexham yet uh uh two episodes okay so i've i'm like nine episodes in
and i just fucking love it but they talk about the away game thing and and how guys will you
know everybody jumps on a bus on a saturday tuesday or a saturday what welcome to rexham
is so it's ryan reynolds who you know is deadpool matt rob mccallany from it's always sunny they
bought a welsh football club that is four leagues below the premier league and they used to be up in
the champions league which is the league below the premier league or the championship league or
whatever it's called and uh and and uh and then they got relegated because they had shitty owners
who tried to like sell the land for like development and um and it's interesting because
you know you see these fans and the industry's been stripped out of the town they almost took
the team away it's the oldest professional sports stadium in the world oh wow it's it this story is
crazy it's older than the coliseum i was about to say this is italian i'm gonna disrespect
everybody in italy you're right okay ones that are still in use uh and they're the third oldest
professional soccer team in the world which is crazy as well i think the uh uh i think the the
crazy part about it was like it's a tuesday night these guys all get off work or they get off work
early they go three hours in a bus everybody together and they go and they watch rexham lose
and then they gotta and then they're not back until probably 2 a.m and they gotta get up for
work at like six and they're just like but that's what the fans do right like that see that as so
if they listen to this show they'd be like you guys aren't real fans you guys aren't real fans
you can't go to an you can't go to another game and watch someone else and cheer for someone you
can't do that the guy who is in the oilers jersey cheering for the flames to lose that guy was doing
it right that's the real fan that's a real fan that's a fan who's like yeah get out of here
losers like you know the the uh the enemy of my enemy is my friend yeah that's exactly what's
happening you're making me fiend for a freaking uh footy match you gotta see this this series it's
so good i gotta go good i gotta go back to aberdeen and i don't know i think they built a
new stadium because it was pataudry but they either renovated it or got a new one so my
my stepmom's family from scotland they're all rangers fans i gotta go watch another scoreless
new york rangers no they're really happy about the terrace echo deal glasgow but uh i want to uh i
want to go and i want to see a game it's in uh in um scotland and i want to see an epl game i think
that would be that's on a bucket list bucket list to see a game like that i want to see one of those
european hockey games yes that we watch videos of when like the crowd is on fire yes i want to go
to those swiss elite league teams like they have they all have their own chance do you not want to
should we not to take the podcast on the road to a swiss elite league game so we'll we'll we'll
tack that on to our guernsey live show we'll go to guernsey get like a fish but only go to
fucking guernsey not actually the rest of the uk no no just guarantee and stay at like a quiet hotel
and have fish and chips and then like go to i don't know see like a swiss or swedish or german
game in september and then come back for the here's one that won't visit the coliseum because
it doesn't exist for our it doesn't exist in my mind you're not allowed in it's made up it's made
up um i uh i want to ask for our european listeners actually what who's got the best of the clubs in
in the german league and the swiss league and the swit the finnish league the swedish league who has
the best support like who's got the loudest stadium like if i were to if you were coming
over here and you're like objectively what's the best game experience i'd say nashville i'd say
winnipeg i'd say montreal uh love toronto and it's bougie but it's a little quiet um uh tampa's a lot
of fun um i'm just trying to think of like the the arenas that really stand out in terms of
fan support the avalanche uh that is a great place to go watch hockey you know those are the those
are the ones that just sort of come to mind i want the islanders half a dozen times oh yeah
and the bananas they're yeah yeah yeah they're the islanders absolutely if you give them a cause
they unite oh yeah and their cause was recently we love beau horvat by the way
Beauvilliers scoring the winner
against the
Islanders.
Visiting the Islanders.
I just
think it's funny how. Redemption.
It was pretty good.
I want to shout out
an Islanders fan who
had a jersey
that was, it was a
Beauvilliers jersey, but they taped
over Villiers and put Horvat.
did you see that uh so good what was the what was the kevin durant jersey that was
that somebody put marker on it was like uh
is it bender or something like that who played for blenders i don't know it was it basically
they turned it into kevin kevin derbandt like uh somebody took it what his number's 35 right
yeah so somebody here i'm gonna look it up yeah you're not a bad job
okay hang on hang on i gotta find this damn jersey i'm gonna find it no you keep going
keep going with the question keep going with what we're waiting for the jersey
um i'll find it i'll find it okay we're gonna sit here and no we're gonna wait we're gonna
wait till you do it no we can't you find no we can't this is bad do you get it this awful radio
Adam you should know better
You stink
Boo
Alright I'm gonna end the show
Oh no
No
Somebody took a permanent market
Of their old
Suns jersey
And made it into a
Kevin Durant jersey
It was really funny
That's how we're going
Into the weekend
With your
Shitty Durant jersey
No I can't find it
Stop liking McLaren tweets Adam
Stop liking them
Oh I can't find it
I don't
Nah
Adam you're really good at this
Boo
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